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Joe biden rules out 2020 bid: 'guys, i'm not running' | false |
Watch: darvish gave hitter whiplash with slow pitch | false |
What do you call a turtle without its shell? dead. | true |
5 reasons the 2016 election feels so personal | false |
Pasco police shot mexican migrant from behind, new autopsy shows | false |
Martha stewart tweets hideous food photo, twitter responds accordingly | false |
What is a pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? wartortellini! | true |
Why do native americans hate it when it rains in april? because it brings mayflowers. | true |
Obama's climate change legacy is impressive, imperfect and vulnerable | false |
My family tree is a cactus, we're all pricks. | true |
Donald trump has found something mysterious for rudy giuliani to do | false |
How donald trump and ted cruz's love affair is all relationships | false |
Want to know why athletes chose to #takeaknee? look at our broken justice system | false |
How are music and candy similar? we throw away the rappers. | true |
Famous couples who help each other stay healthy and fit | false |
Study finds strong link between zika and guillain-barre syndrome | false |
Alec baldwin and wife hilaria welcome another baby boy | false |
Trump says iran is complying with nuclear deal, but remains a dangerous threat | false |
Kim kardashian baby name: reality star discusses the 'k' name possibility (video) | false |
I just ended a 5 year relationship i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :p | true |
Here's what the oscar nominations should look like | false |
Dating tip: surprise your date! show up a day early. | true |
Reflections from davos: leaders deliberate what's next for climate action after paris deal | false |
What do you call an explanation of an asian cooking show? a wok-through. | true |
Swimming toward a brighter future: how i was introduced to the world of autism | false |
Why did little miss muffet have gps on her tuffet? to keep her from losing her whey. | true |
The pixelated 'simpsons' should be a real couch gag | false |
All pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough | true |
Watch: former british open champ makes embarrassing putting fail | false |
Chrissy teigen's 2015 grammy dress is skintight and perfect | false |
Ugh, i just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy. | true |
The next iphone update will help you save lives | false |
Celebrating the fourth of july with airport profiling | false |
The big bend, a u-shaped skyscraper, could become the longest in the world | false |
Oscars 2016 red carpet: all the stunning looks from the academy awards | false |
Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free | true |
Interesting fact: by the year 2020 all actors on american tv shows will be australian. | true |
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but i know i won't get a reaction | true |
Arkansas approves law to let people carry guns in bars and at public colleges | false |
On set with paul mitchell: from our network | false |
Did you know diarrhea is genetic? it runs in your jeans | true |
My sons ebola joke what do africans have for breakfast? ebola cereal :) (be kind,he's only 14 lol) | true |
What was the sci-fi remake of a streetcar named desire? interstelllllllaaaaaaar | true |
What do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths | true |
How do you know if someone is using recursion? | true |
Why shouldn't you change around a pokemon? because he might peek at chu. | true |
Stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave | false |
Obama welcomes pope francis to the white house | false |
What do chicken families do on saturday afternoon? they go on peck-nics ! | true |
Hiring a cleaning company: a how-to for everyone who wants to go green | false |
Explore america’s stunning marine sanctuaries without getting wet | false |
Do you show up in life in all your amazing glory? | false |
What does jcpenny and teenagers have in common? pants 50% off | true |
Has a conversation in my head - cackles with mirth | true |
Valentine's dinner stress: 4 things not to worry about | false |
Broadway stars join forces to fight north carolina's anti-lgbt law | false |
I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days. | true |
Knock knock who's there ? cotton ! cotton who ? cotton a trap ! | true |
Safer driving at the flick of a switch | false |
Trump refuses to blame himself for gop 'not getting the job done' | false |
What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? stranded! | true |
Lebron james doesn't totally deny the possibility of starring in 'space jam 2' | false |
Why do they say all minorities look the same? because once you've seen juan, you've seen jamaul. | true |
Eve ensler wants to topple the patriarchy with 'revolutionary love' | false |
Yo momma so ugly .. her portraits hang themselves | true |
Kanye west is opening 21 pablo pop-up shops this weekend | false |
How to turn leftover champagne into fancy vinegar | false |
Mesmerizing time-lapse video shows dad making amazing disney bedroom | false |
Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? me: no, why? | true |
Resume design: eye-tracking study finds job seekers have six seconds to make an impression (video) | false |
My friend is dealing with a really severe viagra addiction. he's having a hard time with it. | true |
Phil collins cancels comeback shows after being rushed to hospital | false |
I nicknamed my girlfriend melody because its loudest and always on top | true |
121 members of congress call for end of restrictions on gun violence research | false |
How's my life? let's just say i'm starting a lot of sentences with let's just say. | true |
Be who you are, no matter what anyone else thinks | false |
Just imagine how good prescription cheese would be. | true |
Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates they will kill your dog | true |
The deeper reason trump's taco tweet is offensive | false |
Britney spears is just a regular mom who loves embarrassing her kids | false |
Did you hear about the flying german pancakes in ww2? they were in the luftwaffle! | true |
Kellyanne conway is wearing a $3,600 coat studded with (ahem) cats | false |
Steelers coach incensed by headset situation at gillette stadium | false |
The flame of beauty: reflections on a poet's journey | false |
If there's two things i've learned in life it's that i'm awful at counting. | true |
Canadian army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball. | true |
What's black and always in the back of a police car? the seat. | true |
Ole miss removes mississippi flag with confederate emblem | false |
Cake fix: what to do when it sticks to the pan | false |
Melania trump's davos cancellation a 'subliminal message' to donald: historian | false |
Why does the ocean have water? because the sky is *blue* | true |
Carol field, grandmother, pleads guilty to setting 18 fires across maine | false |
9 news reporters having laughing fits on live tv (video) | false |
Katy perry wears american flag outfit for kids' inaugural concert (photos) | false |
I get sad around the holidays because they always remind me of how much weight i'll be gaining. | true |
Starting a cover band called a book so no one can judge us. | true |
Veterinarian accused of shooting neighbors' dog in the head | false |
Christina aguilera's alleged new house comes with famous neighbors (photos) | false |
I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. he told me the end is neigh. | true |
As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are i haven't started either | true |