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## Speaker_0: ##
If cultivation is allowed: Home Depot/Lowes could possibly be affected.
Maybe short CXW which operates some private prisons in California.
## Speaker_1: ##
From an economic perspective, how is it supposed to boost the stock?
## Speaker_2: ##
There will be less profit from those being imprisoned for drug offenses
## Speaker_1: ##
So does the prison industry have the opposite effect from every other industry? Less prisoners = stock price going up?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Short = bet on the stock going down, scrub
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## Speaker_0: ##
Look again in about 4 hours
## Walls1337bot: ##
At 288 now lol
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## Speaker_0: ##
Does 3D printed guns count?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I can also make a slam fire shotgun for like 15$.
## Speaker_1: ##
Make 20 slam fire shotguns a day at $15 a piece and sell for $100 each. $1700 for a days work isn't bad :D
## Walls1337bot: ##
They are really easy too. Plus whatever nails i have left i can use anyway. Just need 2 tubes, 1 that will fit 12g and another to go over it attached to a half ass stock with a nail. No trigger or anything. Easy peasy
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## Speaker_0: ##
God I wish I went harder into this position, only bought $800 worth of June puts when it was at $65, up 150% EOD. Never been more sure of a play in my life.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Agreed. I sold all my micron I have been holding since august on a dip just to go in on this.
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## Speaker_0: ##
If we moon after the announcement this is my last time making a big trade till new year. Its getting too stressful.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Come on man don't you like taking years off your life from the stress of gambling options?
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol lost my job today also lost a lot on micron calls.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Dude you doing ok? your post history goes "today i will turn 25k into 250k" then you next post is you lost 70% of your portfolio.
Uhhh chill out a bit, exit the market for a while. get your head straight.
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## Speaker_0: ##
$SPX is flat. The only things I'm holding / leveraging that are down are $MU and $DAL. What are you guys involved with that's down so much? My account is up ~5% on the day.
## Walls1337bot: ##
most FAANG was crushed for a while
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## Speaker_0: ##
You don't think MU will hit $90?
## Walls1337bot: ##
If it does I will blow you. If it doesn't I will blow you for money please im broke on OTM MU calls.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Please stop by and pay your respects on this day of mourning.
## Walls1337bot: ##
F
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F
## Speaker_0: ##
F
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F
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## Speaker_0: ##
He'll probably just pat himself on the back for sub 5% unemployment.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm hoping it's about the oil tax deal. Just grabbed some SPY Feb 5th strangles.
## Speaker_2: ##
I still haven't decided what that's going to do to oil...
## Walls1337bot: ##
Maybe raise the price of WTI? If only imports are going to be taxed, I would think that puts a premium on domestic oil, but who knows.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I am going to ask my immediate family to release me their retirement funds so I can really go all in on amd.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don't know if serious, but I'm totally doing that.
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## Speaker_0: ##
The lack of definition on those arms are disgusting.
## Walls1337bot: ##
LOL
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't forget Neo gets clipped at the end of this sequence....
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ya....
Next weeks gunna be fun.
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## Speaker_0: ##
[Pray AMZN gaps up lol](http://i.imgur.com/ix7BOGx.jpg)
First day back after 2 month break and I manage to lose $1000+
Can I get an autism flair?
## Walls1337bot: ##
If it makes you feel any better I paid twice for a single 905c contract.
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## Speaker_0: ##
um, I'm more interested in how you plan to get $500
## Walls1337bot: ##
Start with $2 and rearrange the equation so your goal is $500.
## Speaker_1: ##
um, I'm more interested in how you plan to get $2
## Walls1337bot: ##
Steal the donations bin at your local grocery store
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## Speaker_0: ##
it heading red anyway
eleventy billion shares were sold off during the panic, so now everyone who bought the dip is just selling for quick gains
It'll probably still head over 70 by Friday close.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I bought calls at Max IV, instant regret
June 70 calls, 2.75 each, trading at 1.96 each right now.
Fingers crossed fam, sell order in for $3 for a quick scalp, or I bag hold these
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm down huge on my vix positions. So ridiculous. I should probably just ride XIV until I die
## Speaker_0: ##
For real. I was thinking about grabbing VIX front month C's but if you've been watching it lately, it's fucking bizarre. It's not making sense to me at all.
## Walls1337bot: ##
i cant understand it for the life of me. i keep buying vix calls and feeling amazing only to get castrated by yellen
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bullshit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Reg-T Margin for 50 short puts on EFA will be like $60k. He says he has $10k in the account. Complete Bullshit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Could have been a spread.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are the %s the amount of movement that you expect up or down?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Google implied move and then look at my post again but this time use some thought and analyze what I posted.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I actually Agree on this one, All in 5000% $QQQ - use all Margin. and go all-in.
***BUT ONLY DO IT END OF DAY, if it looks like it's sideways.
I am slowly buying up TQQQ as it drops as we speak too.
Don't forget to buy 10 or 20 way way out-of-the-money puts too! Just to cover that scam crash/correction if it happens. They will be cheap as you should only buy a week or two out and way far down strike.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Want to post your trade?
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol we gon die
## Speaker_0: ##
Move to canada
## Walls1337bot: ##
No
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## Walls1337bot: ##
lol RIP in PEACE
## Speaker_0: ##
Rest In Peace in PEACE? Nice.
## Walls1337bot: ##
thats the joke, tard
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## Speaker_0: ##
This company has caused me much grief. As someone who entered the market around the age of 13 (am only 22), I saw pre-crash and post-crash life. I invested smart and held long.
...then I got introduced to options. Lost whatever I gained from investing long, lost more and more out pocket. Total losses from $GS? Nearly $2mm YTD. Doesn't count the losses parents incurred.
Are they crooks? Yes. They shorted the bad notes they sell to their own clients. Should you trust them? No. Should you work for them? Yep.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>Should you work for them? Yep.
Some of us care about ethics...
## Speaker_1: ##
Doesn't matter. You should go work for them to get an education, then leave to trade on your own.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There are other much better companies where you accomplish the same result. GS are just the most known company by people who don't really work in the industry.
Pick one of the smaller trading funds with a less hierarchical structure and you'll be given much more responsibility earlier...and learn faster as a result. Steeper learning curve though, but imo that's totally worth it. I'm not saying GS is a bad learning experience, just not the best pick.
## Speaker_2: ##
Which would you rather have on your personal resume? I'd imagine that Goldman as opposed to "some other smaller fund" would be of more benefit but maybe not?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'd MUCH rather work for someone like Omni Partners or BlueCrest...both much smaller than GS.
Ultimately it isn't just about a tick box on your CV, it's about how quickly you learn and the connections you make. Working for a somewhat smaller firm won't stop you from networking while often allowing you to learn quicker due to less hierarchy.
I now work for a PE company that partners with a major pension fund with almost 500bn under management. Wouldn't trade that for a job with GS if you held a gun to my head. Got way more responsibility than I'd get with a company like GS/JPM at my level...while at the same time still having the ability to network just as well as those guys.
At no point in my career was not having GS on my resume an issue...
I think the only reason I'd consider it is if I really wanted to work on IPOs...but I don't. Even then, I'd probably pick a competitor because I really can't stand GS ;)
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## Speaker_0: ##
Short something that goes up 30% a day and goes down 30% another.
That would be really really REALLY smart!
## Speaker_1: ##
I thought it was pretty apparent to a lot of people that it was going down today because of profit taking. I sold out in the first peak yesterday. I don't have my tasty trade funded right now, but I thought it wasn't a bad idea to buy shorts. Just wondered if anyone had.
## Walls1337bot: ##
No one can find a broker that has shares to short because it has such a low institutional ownership
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## Speaker_0: ##
maybe be a man and play something legit besides wheel of fortune
## Speaker_1: ##
Well, if you're looking for the best odds then you want roulette, blackjack or craps. You can play these games at odds pretty close to 50/50 and if you know what you're doing you can give yourself a slight advantage or you can play poker and not play the house.
Picking a single number is not how you bring the odds into your favor. You can play two columns or two rows. I believe it pays 3:2 and you have a 65% chance of winning. So you would make 50% on your bet 65% of the time. Boring yes?
So just take everything you got and put it on two rows. You win you now have 50% more money. Now since you just won you take the original bet off the table and put it in DUST or UTI or whatever you think is going to the moon. Your yacht will still be there once you drop all the house money on Pai Gow or hookers or a combination of the two.
Good luck.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol bro every bet on the roulette table has the same odds - and they are pretty bad compared to bj or craps played well
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## Speaker_0: ##
Didn't do it guys. Sorry
## Walls1337bot: ##
thank you.
ENJOY THEM GAINS!!!!!
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## Speaker_0: ##
There was a purchase this morning for 10,477 contracts of FEB1 16 90P.
Price: 1.08
## Walls1337bot: ##
you do realize that it could be a hedge against a bullish stock position.
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## Speaker_0: ##
General Tso's tendies are back on the menu, boys
## Walls1337bot: ##
hey that was my line...ok you can have it
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## Speaker_0: ##
How did you not get banned wtf. If discussing stocks is fine we could actually move there, too bad most of us are banned already
## Speaker_1: ##
Why would we move in with those faggots
## Speaker_2: ##
To fuck their Russian wives
## Walls1337bot: ##
But they’re crazy.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm new beginning to trade options, am I going to get killed buying straddles or slightly OTM strangles? From what I see, it often has the best risk/reward in volatile markets. Using Tastyworks and its analysis, even on high IV underlying, breakeven on ~30 day OTM strangles is often a 6-10% change. Bad strategy? Buy Micron FD's instead?
## Speaker_1: ##
Straddles/strangles should work in this high vol period, just dont get too greedy or autistic
## Walls1337bot: ##
Well, the volatility has caused the option premiums to increase, which means there will need to be a larger movement in order to obtain profit.
In other words, P R I C E D _ I N.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I had a dream last night that all my puts went green.
Not feeling good about today.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m not as worried as I was when I first got up. This rally is already cooling off
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## Speaker_0: ##
You've lost me on this one
## Speaker_1: ##
I believe OP is trying to say that if history repeats itself the Market is more likely to gain 4%+ during a downward trend (due to increasing volatility from market uncertainty) and that these Rises of the last couple days could be a precursor for a much bigger crash.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m not really trying to side with the theory that we’re entering a recession. Some may see that graph and think the opposite. I’m just posting because I found it interesting.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go with your gut feeling and open your position in your paper trading account. See it go immediately red, switch to your trading account and inverse yourself. Profit.
http://imgur.com/iEV6Lih
## Walls1337bot: ##
Alright pack it up boys. He figured it out
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## Speaker_0: ##
Watched his speech tonight live. He says there is a 150B yearly trade deficit with Europe and this 25% tariff on cars will turn it into a 150B trade surplus. I don’t know anything about it to comment but I’m sure, like everything else he says, it’s not accurate.
## Speaker_1: ##
dude I'm fucking dying of laughter. I'm not even going to open my portfolio tomorrow
## Walls1337bot: ##
Futures absolutely loving it, and everyone here being bearish means ATH tomorrow. Works every time.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ride square till it cums all over my portfolio in a supernova of ecstasy and tendies
## Speaker_1: ##
Any sq calls you would recommend?
## Walls1337bot: ##
literally any
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## Speaker_0: ##
It seems like 10 people make 50% of the comments in these recurring threads but it's probably just confirmation bias whenever I see a name I recognize.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I feel WSB is one of those subreddits where not a lot of people last. They get spited, lose their money, go $ROPE etc. so yeah, the familiar names are a good sign
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## Speaker_0: ##
What business concentration is the most useful for trading?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Math or physics.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Do you recommend the brokerage?
I use questrade for stonks, their options page is confusing
## Walls1337bot: ##
there's nothing special about them. I just have all my accounts with them. I use the mobile app to place trades. I use thinkorswim and tradingview for charts.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Outperform GOOG lmao. Yeah only if they can afford Silicon Valley premium.
## Walls1337bot: ##
GOOG has already grown so much. Not much room left to grow.
I think GOOG will triple in a decade and SOGOU will 10x in a decade.
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## Speaker_0: ##
GFY faggot. KYS
## Walls1337bot: ##
Up %2.5 after Mia Khalifa's new video.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What about IV crush?
## Walls1337bot: ##
This guy gets it
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## Speaker_0: ##
Vote is 36,44 Yes/No. If they yes gets 51, anyone holding puts is fucked.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's dead fam they need 60
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yen last night, you dufus
## Walls1337bot: ##
Well wouldn't it be logical if it has reacted this morning you dufus? Swear to god this market is controlled by a bunch of women
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tarriff proof... I bet money they aren't recession proof.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They don't need to be. They just need to be slightly more recession proof than their competitors.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
HMNY $15 call
## Speaker_0: ##
Post proof and I'll give you gold
## Walls1337bot: ##
Haha sure https://i.imgur.com/x3jLy4b.png
I don’t care about gold though you can save the $3 or w/e cheers
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## Speaker_0: ##
buy sears and turn them into millennial playgrounds
## Walls1337bot: ##
We already have that it's called Dave n busters
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you're interested on how this might affect the stock AH, tomorrow, and next week, an interesting article was written up about its ER movements: https://www.nasdaq.com/article/applied-materials-maintains-reversal-pattern-between-earnings-driven-after-hours-moves-and-follow-on-regular-session-cm965201
## Walls1337bot: ##
On Nov. 16, 2011, AMAT declined 2.5% in after-hours action despite beating Q4 expectations. The stock moved deeper in the red the next day, closing the Nov. 17 regular session down 7.5%.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I will literally suck your dick if you tell me what to buy on Monday morning
## Walls1337bot: ##
$MU 7/20 $90 calls
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nah. They’ll each be one of the ruling clans we’ll have to choose to pledge our allegiance to.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There is a book with that theme called Jennifer Government. The world of that novel is one inwhere the government exists solely to prevent the law from being broken. Legislation? That is private sector. Judicial processes after the law was broken? Also the private sector. The society breaks down to the point where the two largest militaries (the NRA and the Police) form alliances with various fast food chains and start lighting up the customers walking in to the wrong fast food spotn
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## Speaker_0: ##
I know so much more than I did 3 months ago. Still making about the same though.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lucky. I’m making way less.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>making less
yeah lets call it that
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## Speaker_0: ##
MU AND MU
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why is everyone bullish on MU? Srs question tho - where's the value proposition? Literally just because they have a low PE?
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## Speaker_0: ##
>Thailand has approved plans to legalize medical marijuana, it should become law this year
In the next couple days or in 2019?
## Walls1337bot: ##
He never said he relayed the news clearly nor concisely.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You lost a liberal arts degrees average yearly salary betting Apple would go to 200? WTF
## Speaker_1: ##
My favorite one so far
## Speaker_0: ##
I cannot fathom the level of autism it took for you to place this bet.
## Speaker_2: ##
This is definitely the outright worst bet I have seen on this sub.
## Walls1337bot: ##
He makes that Canadian faggot look like the Peter Lynch of trading AAPL.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wtf why is Zillow up 8% pre market
## Walls1337bot: ##
Cuz I had puts. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Shoulda woulda could a sold last week.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What will 200 6-9 call look like tmr ?
## Speaker_1: ##
I think you mean 8-9, and worthless by 4 PM (most likely).
## Walls1337bot: ##
why your brain jumped to 8-9 and not just 9-6 like a normal person makes me think you must be really successful and I want to know all your positions and entry points right now
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow that's insane haha
(What does any of this mean help me)
## Speaker_1: ##
I've got 41 options contracts. They are puts which means I was betting the price would go down, it didn't so I lost 30k. Google options investing for more info
## Speaker_0: ##
Oooooh yikes, well I hope you earn your money back and become shit rich, like the guy from the wolf of wall Street, just hopefully more legal.
## Walls1337bot: ##
/r/wholesomewsb
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## Speaker_0: ##
Totally going to wheelie past some posers today on my dank rice burner
## Walls1337bot: ##
I feel like Harley is coming back into fashion amongst hipsters. I ride and I'm 33 with friends between 25-40 and tons of them have interest in Harleys purely for the aesthetic. They could probably completely revitalize their brand if they produced a cool cafe to take that market away from Triumph's Thruxton, which is THE moneyed hipster bike.
I owned a Nightrod for a few years before I traded it for a Ducati Multistrada 1200S (interesting timing since it was a just a couple months before that acquisition talk) and it was a fucking incredibly nice ride. Fast as hell, nimble, low, reliable, and a novel platform for modification (google it, people have built some savage fucking vrods). Shame they couldn't find a market for those, but again I feel it's them failing to recognize what their target market wants--if these kids want fast they can get fast elsewhere, cheaper. If they want cool they go used Harley or new Triumph. The old timers don't want fuck-all to do with a liquid cooled platform.
They need to come correct in the 10-15k cafe market and they will make a fucking fortune.
## Speaker_1: ##
The thruxton and Bonneville really have their respective markets locked down though. I'd be really surprised if Harley could rebrand themselves enough to compete with either of those bikes.
## Walls1337bot: ##
me too but that's mostly due to their track record for being wildly out of touch than the brands potential overall
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## Speaker_0: ##
Please citizen, the markets are efficient, they can't be beat, don't bother trying, just stick your money in one of our pre-approved pools of buy-and-hold mutual funds that we can collude with. Hedge funds? HFT firms? No, they're naughty, not for you...for everyone with over a million dollars networth though? Sure. God Bless the Free Market! Don't you want to be like your hero Warren Buffett, minus trading through an insurance firm for tax benefits, receiving specially crafted derivatives unavailable to everyone else, and participating in the derivatives market himself? Just kidding, he's a good ole folksy investor and if you just keep stacking those sneakers, making that coffee, and plugging away, you'll be a billionaire too one day! Go back to sleep. Oh Hello there Mr. Madoff, are you going to be at the yacht club this evening? Oh thank you Mr. Madoff, you're so dreamy!
Anyway citizen, let me explain to you why infinite inflation is a good thing and going to war to protect the USD's reserve status is just par for the course and not a result of Keynesian policies from both parties. You need protection from yourself, so here's some mortgage loans, college loans, a high interest line of credit on this card to buy video games and pay for your Netflix subscription, here's your prescription of opiates and amphetamines, a list of your local casinos, and one last thing...no changing your mind on actions in the market more than a couple times in a given period, better to just hold and pray...unless you have over $25,000 or are trading Futures, did we tell you about the Futures market citizen?
Crock of shit and this is coming from someone that hasn't been affected by the PDT rule in a long time.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is art.
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## Speaker_0: ##
PLEASE BE NORMAL MR.MARKET, JUST FOR ONCE PLEASE
## Speaker_1: ##
Please don't give up the gains
Please don't give up the gains
Please don't give up the gains...
## Walls1337bot: ##
If I could close these options AH...
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## Speaker_0: ##
> has son
> all in
> $1k
Your life sucks mate
## Speaker_1: ##
No, that's just how much I trust him to make me money
## Speaker_2: ##
Their point is that $1k is not a lot of money. If you're saying that you only trust your son with $1k that makes sense, but it's not "all in".
## Speaker_3: ##
It's all in if it's all your portfolio. Your portfolio doesn't have to be your whole net worth.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Get the fuck out faggot, you clearly don't belong here.
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you're not an old fuck literally seconds from dying, do not ever fuck with fixed income. It is literally retarded and makes me rage that those fucking cunts actually convinced these young people to buy fixed income for a 2% gain after not touching it for 2 years. Jesus fucking Christ. You could literally drop that money into a fucking index mutual fund like the [FUSVX](https://fundresearch.fidelity.com/mutual-funds/view-all/315911701) if they wanted to just buy the market at a .04% expense ratio.
Fucking REEEE
## Walls1337bot: ##
I hear you man. I honestly cannot mentally comprehend people that think that way. What the actual fuck is the point of living a bubble wrapped life like that. It angers me to the core that people think this way.
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## Speaker_0: ##
^This guy Issa cop
## Speaker_1: ##
With a 12 car garage, but only 6 cars.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why black?
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## Speaker_0: ##
AMD is overvalued!
## Speaker_1: ##
AMD is undervalued!
do you see the pointlessness of stating that without reasons?
## Speaker_2: ##
AMD is valued! This is fun!
## Walls1337bot: ##
AMD is a stock!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck logic and my puts
## Speaker_1: ##
I actually do not understand why TSLA is up so much.. can someone explain?
## Speaker_2: ##
Elon promised it would be profitable in the second half of this year. Also dumping NVDA for their own hardware which they believe is better.
## Speaker_3: ##
Narrator: It wasn't on both counts.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This looks like a bluff to get a better deal
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You bought $65k worth of options on the shittiest grocery chain in the Midwest? What the hell were you thinking was going to happen?
I hope this is what’s left of a $300k strangle and you killed it with puts and aren’t showing those gains.
If not, no pity.
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It is also the shittiest grocery chain on the East Coast. I’d rather go to the Piggly Wiggly
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Interesting. In the Northwest they have a chain called QFC thats the nicest chain other than Whole Foods.
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It's all the Fed's fault that my "greatest economy in American history!" can't stand up to over 3% interest rates.
Y'all been conned.
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Stock market =! Economy
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go mow a few gardens and get a paper round kiddo.
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Haha funnily enough thats how I made the money!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nothing. I'm done losing money this week. I'm going to go into work 3 hours early and shovel sidewalks for $8 per hour.
## Walls1337bot: ##
then next week, you can buy options to triple the money you earned this week. it will all work out.
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## Speaker_0: ##
maybe. maybe not
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maybe fuck yourself
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## Speaker_0: ##
Guy with no information whatsoever gives hot take, more at 11
## Speaker_1: ##
Dude who founded Zillow, Expedia, and Glassdoor, and is worth hundreds of millions of dollars gives his perspective on a sector he's been involved in nearly his entire career, more at 11.
## Speaker_0: ##
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_authority
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Do you argue with your general practitioner too?
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tell me you sold first. hopefully as soon as you took the ss lol
good work. inverse wsb strikes again.
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ya im all cash money now baby
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What’d they sell for? $.15?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't know the full story but "autopilot makes cars 3.7x safer" is such bullshit. Not only are they using fatalities/mile instead of fatalities/passenger mile which may greatly distort the statistics, but they are comparing modern luxury cars to the average car, which might be old and shitty and less structurally sound.
I'm actually excited for TSLAQ. Then Elon can focus on rockets and making rock legos instead of trying to kill people with misleading statistics and shoddy engineering.
## Walls1337bot: ##
fuck off with that
$tsla is a meme stock there's no doubt about that and the company is not run in a way to make money (therefore overvalued to shit)
but the engineering is incredible and the products really are cutting edge. driverless cars are going to have these issues, and there are some situations that will be unavoidable regardless of who was driving
this motherfucker was warned multiple times and wasn't paying attention (didn't even have his hands on the steering wheel)
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## Speaker_0: ##
I already got AMD puts. Bought cheap $11 puts for 20 a contract last week. Already up 85%
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Dumb question. I thought fundamentally you can't be in the green until option reaches strike price?
## Walls1337bot: ##
The premium increases as it goes closer to the strike price..this increase in premium will disappear because of time decay so you have to sell before this happens
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Tech makes no sense anymore, follows fundamentals even less than buttcoin.
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Agreed, but I've already lost enough money trying to predict what should happen. Just gonna go with the flow now and ride this shit all the way down like a fat girl on prom night.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Jiggly???
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## Speaker_0: ##
10/10, tomorrow is now red
## Walls1337bot: ##
r u wizrd?
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My MSFT 4/20 92.5 95 96 are all up 100% right now. How long should I hold these? There is definitely more room for MSFT to increase, but I'm not sure about how theta will mess with the price compared to the stock price run up.
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This market is volatile as fuck. You do you bruh but I'd have cashed out at 3:59 PM this afternoon if I was in your shoes. Cash out and buy some new ones.
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CNN is straight giddy over their polls that say blue wave.
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I will give reddit gold to the man who can get me Colbert's 2016 full election meltdown recorded. I cannot find it anywhere via torrents, and youtube just has random clips.
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Lmao that vid was hilarious
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy calls and puts to double your chance of success
## Walls1337bot: ##
Interesting, I thought one or the other but this sounds smart
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## Speaker_0: ##
its called get a ladder and go over the door through the shitty drop ceiling thats in every office space.
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Yeah because the top of the sliding door is held up by tiles.
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah because door frames under those tiles don't exist.
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## Speaker_0: ##
The fuck is a water stock? SeaWorld?
## Walls1337bot: ##
AWK, MSEX, AWR, YORW and WTR are all in my portfolio. They're up about 15% YTD as a group.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Look at those 1 year returns mate. All things being equal (which I know, they aren't, for instance USA has more of it's population percentage wise who have a vested interest literally in terms of retirement tied up in the market) there's clearly a **huge** difference.
Also look where the SSEC is for the 10 year compared to where SPX is at.
I'm not saying USA is winning shit here, but your example isn't showing what you're talking about unless you're referring to the last 3 months and even then SPX is fairing far, far better than the SSEC.
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I meant it more tongue-in-cheek, hence the shitpost flair.
No one ‘wins’ a trade war but it has exposed severe weaknesses for China. If you read some of the melodramatic pundits you’d think it’s going to be the end of the US economy as we know it, the Chinese are sharing down a slowing economy and a market down 25%+ with more room to decline imo. Markets are good forecasters at what’s to come, if US markets were down anywhere near where China’s are people would be losing their shit.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm convinced Snap is purposely blowing through what little cash they have on dogshit so that Amazon or another company can buy it out.
## Speaker_1: ##
At this rate other companies are probably looking for the best value to purchase snap. No way they are going to pay current share price when its tanking like my portfolio
## Walls1337bot: ##
I see no reason to buy them out. What kind of IP could they possibly own? It's a video chat app
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## Speaker_0: ##
why do you trade UCO and not /CL? $1/barrel = $1000 per contract
Edit: and each contract requires only ~$3000 of capital to be put up
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whew. now thats not risky at all!
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## Speaker_0: ##
12 bucks for the 16.5 6/15 call
## Walls1337bot: ##
PLEASE GOD!!☠☠☠ make it 10
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## Speaker_0: ##
Considering 50 sent lost something like 60-100 million already up to this point, he is still pretty deep in the hole.
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fuck you and your holes
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## Speaker_0: ##
Go to sleep bro.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Got to stay up late so I'll miss the entire trading day and not throw up out of the stress of this insane short squeeze that has cost my account 20% of its value so far.
## Speaker_0: ##
What were you trading that cost you 30 grand?
## Walls1337bot: ##
That was last year and penny stocks pretty much. Been inversing myself and its been going pretty well except for these short squeezes.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Was making 130k + 20% yearly bonus + 10% employer match working as a chem engineer for a biotech. Maxed out my yearly IRA plus the $18.5k 401k limit. Bought a 4-bedroom house in the Boston Metro area for rock bottom prices, did a bunch of reno work myself. All that shit was stressful as fuck and for what? My health suffered greatly and I am now stuck in Southie. I gained more than 40 lbs in my 8 years of working in industry, an ungrateful girlfriend, and a dead cat due to the constant stress of being the secondary earner. That was the last straw, my lifestyle literally killed my best friend. I found this sub and finally started to make some real money.
First thing I did was get fired for browsing this sub at work. I knew I needed to make a change and boom it happened. No more of that lame 401k crap and I blew up my IRA faster than an angry Englishman in the 90's or whatever.
Next, I started hitting up the gym. I started out at 27% body fat and could barely bench the bar. That is when I knew that, like my investments, I had to set realistic goals and work hard towards them. I aimed to be in the 1000 club within a year or two, and likewise I wanted my portfolio to break 1 mil in around that time frame.
I rode the recession recovery wagon like a beached land whale after a college rager. Similarly, I was hitting PR's at the gym every week. Went from a 45/45/45 bench/deadlift/squat to 135/135/135 in the first month. In the same time, started trading options in biotech. I was on top of the world. People kept warning me that I would hit a plateau, both at the gym and with my investments because those newbie gainz could not possibly carry through long term but I paid no attention. Just a bunch of haters. It is called creatine mohohydrate, people... the most researched supp in the world. 10mg a day and you are golden.
Fast forward to now, about a year later. I am at 205/225/210 which fell quite short of my goal but is easily explained by the fact that I focused almost exclusively on isolated exercises even though my benchmark was compound lifts. I might not be as strong as I wanted but I look cut as fuck just in time for the winter beach season. Similarly, my portfolio is less than half of a half of what I had originally targeted but it looks professional from a quick glance because I balanced everything thanks to YouTube and this sub.
My testosterone has been boosted to the sky thanks to the lifts and shorts. My 2D:4D ratio is 3 standard deviations from the average woman's now and I feel like I am 30 again. Tons of energy and strength waiting to reap these gainz. I always close my inspirational story with a quote:
"There is no such thing as the bear market. From where I am looking, it is a bull market all the way through the next century." - J.D. Rockefeller, American businessperson.
## Speaker_1: ##
Hey faggot why are you talking about your workout routine so much?
## Speaker_0: ##
I think it could be a thinly veiled cry for help.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I thought it was an obvious cry for help.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This will be super popular among 'ghetto ass niggas', because they love blowing cash money on depreciating ~~asses~~ assets.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol don't kid yourself, this will be super popular for all apple buyers. They don't care the price, new is needed
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## Speaker_0: ##
Laughing at the retards in this thread duped by a bullshitter's photoshop. It's okay though, I'm retarded too.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol it's so shopped it's too obvious.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You can tell by the pixels.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Two things...
1 - going forward, nobody will be using gopro camera with drones anymore
2 - when I cut out a space in my bicycle helmet to mount a Polaroid Cube (comfortably enough to have it in place all the time) because I found that the latest gopro camera were too big and bulky (and saved $100 in the process), I came to the realization that gopro is a dead company walking.
## Speaker_0: ##
You cut your helmet? Did you compromise the structural integrity? I thought they made sticky mounts for this type of application
## Walls1337bot: ##
Obviously, if you make a subtractive modification to a bicycle helmet, you're probably reducing the safety that the helmet provides. Thus, the incentive to keep the modification's removal of material as small as possible. On the plus side, [the modification](http://imgur.com/5tLQzwg) is probably in one of the less critical areas.
I still think this subtractive modification is safer than most of the externally mounted solutions, which increase the snag and lever factor attached to your neck.
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol as if WSB would have any respect for the guy shorting the housing market
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm sure there are people here that have some short plays related to the American housing market. Prices have accelerated right past where they were in 2008, yet there has been no significant increase in wages since '08. I attribute some of that to foreign investment, but home prices are steadily climbing at an unsustainable rate (in my opinion).
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looks like the veins on your dick
## Speaker_1: ##
How would you know what OP's dick looks like?
## Speaker_2: ##
Obviously, from sucking it
## Walls1337bot: ##
But how can he see inside his mouth?
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## Speaker_0: ##
looks like you had 3k in RH, did you promise to pay back 4k or what
## Speaker_1: ##
I needed $1000 for hospital bill, i borrowed $4000 with plan to pay the bill with $1000 and turn $3000 into $4000 on RH and cash out to pay him back
## Speaker_2: ##
Get a job and pay him back you piece of shit. Or at least make it look like an accident and name him on your life insurance.
## Speaker_1: ##
I work full time, maximum i can save up is $100 a week. I borrowed on 5th Oct and i promised to pay him back 5th Jan, I wish i had life insurance...
## Speaker_3: ##
So 10 months to pay him back, give him some peace of mind and pay him weekly~~, I'm sure overtime he'll be comfortable with the length of time~~. Don't fuck him out of $4k because he decided to be a good friend and you decided to be an idiot.
## Speaker_1: ##
The reason we set a date on the borrow is because he needs the money. I will give him my laptop, phone, $400 dollars i have and my dads watch which i really hope he wont take, but then again i deserved to lose it. And what sucks the most is that i will lose a friend.
## Speaker_3: ##
I fucking hope you're trolling because this just keeps getting worse and it's way past the point of being funny, even for internet bystanders in a sub dedicated to degenerate gambling memers.
Either way, if I was in your position I'd keep paying him until he gets the $4k back, regardless of whether he's still your friend.
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I fucking wish i was.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Why are you even commenting? Come back to the sub 6/1/2019 and we can talk.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why is oil still going up?
## Speaker_1: ##
Short covers me thinks
## Walls1337bot: ##
why would they need to cover if they think it'd go down?
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## Speaker_0: ##
10:30 is the Gyna meeting, bears hold steady.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh shit that's right they're going to announce something related to China and law enforcement!
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## Speaker_0: ##
don’t u just hate it when you go to take a shit and come back, and the zionists and the global elites have established a new world order ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
or when trump is taking a shit and tweets that this is happening then SPY dumps to 270 in 5 mins
## Speaker_1: ##
Lmao just short spy and buy puts literally risk free money
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey there I’m new to literally everything as I’m not an adult yet! I am trying to educate myself on the stock market and investing in general for potential future reference and this sentence is gibberish to me. Would you mind teaching me what this means and why it means that?
## Speaker_3: ##
This isn't a place for learning, education, knowing about stocks, or being mature knowledgeable adults.
## Speaker_2: ##
My apologies, would you mind teaching me what kind of a place this is?
## Walls1337bot: ##
this is a place where a very small amount of experienced traders mixed with a vast majority of testosterone-ridden young men who are just trying to ball from as young an age as possible, as fast as possible, with as little capital to start as possible meet, and thus the cesspool of homophobia and demeaning the mentally handicapped ensues. The best subreddit by far basically
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## Speaker_0: ##
I love how it basically encourages people to fudge everything on their profile if they get denied for options trading.
Anyway, what is the catch here? I've read some stuff before about how they make money off sweeps on cash, or selling trading info to HFTs, but still... I don't get how they afford this with zero commissions or fees or anything, yet I bend over for Chuck every time I make a trade.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I too am quite curious how they plan to get away with free option trades. I wonder if they will become a market maker for retards throwing money away via dumn option plays.
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## Speaker_0: ##
MSTX filed an 8K yesterday and indicated that the company expects to report the top-line results of the EPIC study in September 2016. MSTX guided earlier that the results could be available in 2Q16 (July 2016). MSTX indicated that the reason for additional time needed to lock the study database is the time needed for the “validation of the multitude of data points and quality assurance/quality control procedures” is longer than expected. The company does not view the delay reflects on the quality or integrity of the results or conduct of the study. The 8K also indicated that MSTX ended 2Q16 with cash of ~$35MM. Although we are slightly disappointed on the second delay (the first was June to July) of the reporting of EPIC trial results, we do not believe the delay itself should have either positive or negative impacts on the study outcome. In our opinion, a more careful excursion in data analysis could be beneficial. We remain encouraged for a potentially positive outcome since the trial has recruited high percentages of pediatric and hydroxyurea (HU) treated patients given both patient cohorts have demonstrated statistically significant improvements from the prior Phase III study.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Where did this info come from?
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