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| "text": "There's no way avocados would ever be that cheap, especially with the way prices have gone up and the impact of floods, the war in Ukraine, the pandemic and interest rates.", | |
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| "text": "Even if it were real, it would sell out in minutes but the farmers wouldn't make any money.", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "Add 100 to cart and check out for click and collect.", | |
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| "text": "Enjoy your new found wealth.", | |
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| "text": "Coles in South Australia has a policy if the advertised price is incorrect the product is free", | |
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| "text": "Awesome! How many did ya get?", | |
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| "text": "If I brought home Shepherds my SO would be PO’d", | |
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| "text": "As a Coles Online worker, someone will probably notice and you won't get them in your order. If it was your whole order, they'll cancel it. Had the same thing happen in our store last year with bananas.", | |
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| "text": "Pfft coles will never be able to buy a house now gotta flip them avos", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "You could make some abacatey with that.", | |
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| "text": "I’m not sure how big the Avocado black market is. It might be hard to find many buyers to profit from them before they go bad.", | |
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| "text": "Don't buy more than you can use, that is just being a cunt.", | |
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| "text": "Can these still be traded for property?", | |
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| "text": "They'll probably stiff me on delivery fees.", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "That's a retail law across Australia I'm fairly sure, at least it was when I worked in retail.", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "\"The only avocado with a guaranteed 30 second ripe window to enjoy it in.\"", | |
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| "text": "I'm in for 20 of them. Need to pay off my mortgage.", | |
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| "text": "I used to work on an avocado orchid and they were super concerned about people coming onto their land and picking the fruit in bulk to sell.", | |
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| "text": "Business is booming.", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "The black market for avocado is big, most of the worlds avocado's comes from Mexico,the state of Hass where they grow hass avocados they call it green gold and the cartels control it or make them up tribute racket money or they die hanging them in the street over bridges in busy roads so everyone can see what to to the farmers of other gangs usually they have gang wars to control the crops so anything there blood avocados like blood diamonds don't buy them from hass Mexico buy them from here in Australia, you can get good ones here on the Mid North Coast in comboyine they huge farms of avocade farms all over the Rolling hills as you need deep soil to grow avocados, you can drive past fields of avocados trees they look like woodlands and theres usually fog and if you ask privately during havesting you could help them with picking or get work experience or a short term job there for a working holiday it's nice town with surrounds and mountains parks.", | |
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| "text": "Buy fucktons, sell for significantly less than they are at the shops", | |
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| "text": "Avocado robin hood", | |
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| "text": "No fees for Click and Collect. You also get to walk out of there with your awesome haul wearing a shit eating grin.", | |
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| "text": "Doesn't apply to online purchases.", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "buts it lower not higher", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "I think your full stop and Enter keys are broken. Here’s a few for you to copy and paste for next time.", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "....", | |
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| "text": "....", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "....", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "Just handing them out to people who are decent at the door.", | |
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| { | |
| "text": "no just typeing on my phone", | |
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