text: Dear Winter, I hope you like your name
  I hope they dont make fun of you
  When you grow up and go to school, okay?
  Cause Winter is a badass name
  Dear Winter, I hope you talk to girls
  Or boys or anyone you like
  I just hope you dont stay in every night
  Cause I wish I was out tonight
  Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
  It really doesnt seem like theres anyone for me
  But dear Winter, I hope you like your name
  Im hoping that some day, I can meet you on this Earth
  But shit, I gotta meet your mom first
  Dear Winter, I hope you like this song
  And even when youre 13
  And you scream at me for parenting you wrong
  I hope its still a badass song
  Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
  It really doesnt seem like theres anyone for me
  But dear Winter, I hope you like your name
  You know I cannot wait to teach you how to curse
  But shit, I gotta meet your mom first
  Dear Winter, dont move too far away
  And please dont say Im hovering
  When I text you to ask about your day
  I wanna hear about your day
  Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
  Will we still hang out and talk when Im no longer in charge?
  Oh, dear Winter, I hope you like your name
  I hope you let me take a shot with you on your 21st
  But shit, you gotta ask your mom first
  Dear Winter, Im looking for your mom
  I gotta find a girl that doesnt mind that Im inside my head a lot
  Winter, it wont be too long
  First, I just gotta find your mom