text: I got a dog and my dog can dance
  Just not in public and not with my friends
  I got a girl and shes twenty-eight
  Now Im the coolest guy in all of eighth grade
  I know a kid that youve never met
  His dad is a rock star, we smoked in his van
  I know a trick, do you wanna see?
  I can be anything that I pretend to be
  Well get out of this, well get out of this too
  Im not proud of this, but Im not proud of the truth
  And if you run from me
  Then Ill use my trick on you
  The truth is that Im screwed
  I went to France and danced in the rain
  Then told you all about it on our first date
  My dad doesnt lie, so you cant meet my dad
  Cause you fell in love with the me that went to France
  Well get out of this, well get out of this too
  Im not proud of this, but Im not proud of the truth
  And if you run from me
  Then Ill use my trick on you
  The truth is that were screwed
  Well get out of this, cause I love you, I do
  Well get out of this, cause I love you, its true
  But if youre doubting this
  If youre doubting that I do
  Then oh my God, Im screwed