text: Bummerland
  Here I am
  Better nix my summer plans
  Bummerland
  Give a cheer
  Cause youre only going up from here
  This month
  I got seven haircuts
  And now my hair is all gone
  Its sad but
  Ive been alone for too long
  So I keep getting haircuts
  Its my all time low
  And I just cant wait
  Cause the quicker Im there
  Is the quicker Ill say
  Bummerland
  Here I am
  Better nix my summer plans
  Bummerland
  Give a cheer
  Cause youre only going up from here
  Bummerland
  Here I am
  Better nix my summer plans
  Bummerland
  Sorry dear
  But youre only going up from here
  My friends always pay for my drinks
  I cant afford no nice things
  But I hope my bank account gets so low
  Even zero
  So next year
  When I buy that first beer
  Ill be a goddamn hero
  Its my all time low
  And I just cant wait
  Cause the quicker Im there
  Is the quicker Ill say
  Bummerland
  Here I am
  Better nix my summer plans
  Bummerland
  Sorry dear
  But youre only going up from here
  Da da-da da
  Da da-da da
  Da da-da da 
  Da da-da da
  Its my all time low
  And I just cant wait
  Cause the quicker Im there
  Is the quicker Ill say
  Bummerland
  Here I am
  Better nix my summer plans
  Bummerland
  Give a cheer
  Cause youre only going up from here
  Bummerland
  Here I am
  And there aint no funner land
  Bummerland
  Its kinda weird
  But youre only going up from here