text: Remember when we all got drunk?
  I ended up with two broke thumbs
  Oh my God, I felt so dumb, lucky me
  I wrote a song that no one knows
  I played a show and no one showed
  Oh my God, I felt so alone, lucky me
   When all is going wrong and youre scared as hell
   What you gonna do? Who you gonna tell?
  Maybe a hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
  A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties
  A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
  A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties, yeah
  No, I aint scared of you
  No, I aint scared of you no more
  La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da
  La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da
  No, I aint scared of you
  No, I aint scared of you no more
  Remember when she broke my heart
  Waitin for the waiter to return my card?
  Right as I let down my guard, lucky me
  We had to work a bit more hard
  Only just to get a little bit less far
  We could laugh about it all tomorrow, couldnt we?
   When all is going wrong and youre scared as hell
   What you gonna do? Who you gonna tell?
  Maybe a hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
  A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties
  A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
  A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties, yeah
  No, I aint scared of you
  No, I aint scared of you no more
  La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da
  La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da
  No, I aint scared of you
  No, I aint scared of you no more
  Screw your thing, it goes like this
  No, I aint scared of you
  No, I aint scared of you
  A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
  A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties, yeah
  No, I aint scared of you
  No, I aint scared of you
  A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories
  A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties, yeah
  No, I aint scared of you
  No, I aint scared of you no more