text: Its an honor and a privilege, a duty I perform
  With due sense of decorum and with pride
  With deference and great respect very much the norm
  Plus a hint of sycophancy on the side
  To lay before my ruler all the facts about his realm
  To fill him in on all the beastly news
  Yes, yes, Zazu, get on with it!
  In order that His Majesty stands sturdy at the helm
  Aware of all the faunas latest views
  Zazu! The morning report!
  Er - yes, Sire: the morning report!
  Chimps are going ape
  Giraffes remain above it all
  Elephants remember
  Though just what I cant recall
  Crocodiles are snapping up
  Fresh offers from the banks
  Showed interest in my nest egg
  But I quickly said, No thanks!
  We havent paid the hornbills
  And the vultures have a hunch
  Not everyone invited will be
  Coming back from lunch
  This is the morning report
  Gives you the long and the short
  Every grunt, roar, and snort
  Not a tale I distort
  On the morning report
  What are you doing, son?
  Pouncing...
  Ah. Let an old pro show you how its done
  The buffalo have got a beefAbout this seasons grass
  Warthogs have been thwartedStay low
  To the groundIn attempts to save their gas
  Yes, stayFlamingoes in the pinkLowChasing secretary birds
  Saffron is this seasons colorShh, not
  A soundSeen in all the herds Moving down the rank and file
  To near the bottom rungTake it slow
  One more stepFar too many beetles are
  Quite frankly in the dungThenPOUNCE!AAAAHH!
  This is the morning report
  Gives you the long and the short
  Every grunt, roar and snort
  Not a tale I distort
  On the morning report
  This is the morning report
  Gives you the long and the short
  Every grunt, roar and snort
  Not a tale I distort
  On the morning report