text: Its just like Noahs ark
  Theres two of every kind
  Pretty girls and boys in drag
  Walking a fine thin line
  Shaking hands and bussing cheeks
  Licking their lips like they could eat
  Me alive in a couple of weeks
  Yea just like Noahs ark
  Italiano promotion men
  Chomping a big cigar
  Slapping backs and making cracks
  About the fags in the bar
  Radio boss dipping his nose in a little white packet
  You put it out son and well all back it
  Yea its just like Noahs ark
  And the waves are crashing round us
  But were ready for the flood
  And we dont need a sign like an olive branch
  In the beak of a snow white dove
  Were not as dumb as we might look
  You cant keep us in the dark
  With me and you its two by two just like Noahs ark
  These four walls have seen
  The cockettes and the casters
  From San Francisco to Ohio
  Ive seen beauty and disaster
  Cocky young roosters and little chicks
  Flashing smiles, shaking them hips
  Trying to hook it up for the late night shift
  Here in Noahs ark
  And we wrote it as we saw it from the centre of the stage
  All access to the liars who claim they wrote a page
  But for every tiny dancer theres a dog thats had its day
  The truth is never quite the same as what the papers say