text: Captain Fantastic raised and regimented, hardly a hero
  Just someone his mother might know
  Very clearly a case for corn flakes and classics
  Two teas both with sugar please, in the back of an alley
  While little Dirt Cowboys turned brown in their saddles
  Sweet chocolate biscuits and red rosy apples in summer
  For its hay make and Hey mom
  Do the papers say anything good?
  Are there chances in life for little Dirt Cowboys?
  Should I make my way out of my home in the woods?
  Brown Dirt Cowboy, still green and growing
  City slick Captain
  Fantastic the feedback, the honey the hive could be holding
  For theres weak winged young sparrows that starve in the winter
  Broken young children on the wheels of the winners
  And the 68 summer festival wallflowers are thinning
  For cheap easy meals are hardly a home on the range
  Too hot for the band with a desperate desire for change
  Weve thrown in the towel too many times
  Out for the count and when were down
  Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
  From the end of the world to your town
  And all this talk of Jesus coming back to see us
  Hmm, couldnt fool us
  For we were spinning out our lines walking on the wire
  Hand in hand went music and the rhyme
  The Captain and the Kid stepping in the ring
  From here on sonny sonny sonny, its a long and lonely climb
  For cheap easy meals are hardly a home on the range
  Too hot for the band with a desperate desire for change
  Weve thrown in the towel too many times
  Out for the count and when were down
  Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
  From the end of the world to your town
  For cheap easy meals are hardly a home on the range
  Too hot for the band with a desperate desire for change
  Weve thrown in the towel too many times
  Out for the count and when were down
  Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
  From the end of the world to your town
  Weve thrown in the towel too many times
  Out for the count and when were down
  Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
  From the end of the world to your town