text: Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
  Alice was the spawn of a public school
  With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
  And a simple case of mummy-doesnt-love-me blues
  Reality it seems was just a dream
  She couldnt get it on with the boys on the scene
  But what do you expect from a chick whos just sixteen
  And hey, hey, hey 
  You know what I mean
  All the young girls love Alice
  Tender young Alice, they say
  Come over and see me
  Come over and please me
  Alice, its my turn today
  All the young girls love Alice
  Tender young Alice they say
  If I give you my number
  Will you promise to call me?
  Wait till my husbands away
  Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
  Its like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
  Getting your kicks in another girls bed
  And it was only last Tuesday
  Oh, they found you in the subway dead
  And who could you call your friends down in SoHo
  One or two middle-aged dykes in a go-go
  But what do you expect from a 16-year-old yo-yo?
  And hey, hey, hey 
  Oh, don’t you know?
  All the young girls love Alice
  Tender young Alice, they say
  Come over and see me
  Come over and please me
  Alice, its my turn today
  All the young girls love Alice
  Tender young Alice, theyd say
  If I give you my number
  Will you promise to call me?
  Wait till my husbands away