text: Hey armadillo what you doing in the garden
  Slumbering and spherical, youre always hanging around
  Leather on the outside but a delicate interior
  Very like a lot of human beings I have found
  Hey armadillo I cant tell which way youre facing
  Maybe thats a good thing, maybe you dont even know
  No ones gonna bother you if they cant find your front end
  There again I guess you find your love life rather slow
  In the armadillo circle
  In that armour-plated set
  The philosophy is simple
  What you see aint what you get
  In the armadillo culture
  In that well-protected creed
  A solid hide to hide in
  Is the only thing you need
  Hey armadillo
  Hey armadillo what you doing in the desert
  Is a life of burrowing the answer to it all
  What I would give to leave my problems six feet underground
  And always be the perfect shape to be, and have, a ball
  In the armadillo circle
  In that armour-plated set
  The philosophy is simple
  What you see aint what you get
  In the armadillo culture
  In that well-protected creed
  A solid hide to hide in
  Is the only thing you need
  Hey armadillo
  Hey armadillo