text: This isnt no battle honey, this isnt no fight
  How come you take it so hard when I stay out all night
  If I take a drink, is that against the law
  And if I have a good time, do you call that an act of war
  Well you better believe it boy, this house is your home
  I didnt build it up for you to live here on my own
  And if you think its easy to forget about me
  Youd better think twice, youd better believe its an act of war
  Were living on the front line you and me
  Fighting on this battleground of misery
  Oh go ahead bring on your artillery
  And well make this an act of war
  Give it all youve got because Im all dug in
  Keep the punches coming I can take them on the chin
  Winner takes all, let the best man win
  And we call it an act of war
  Well Im a man of convenience I work a long hard day
  After twelve long hours havent I got the right to play
  If living together is getting in the way
  Then I call that an act of war
  Well if thats your game then honey two can play
  Im going on the town tonight and have some fun my way
  Aint no way baby this girls going to stay
  I call it, I call it an act of war
  And it looks like time aint been on our side
  If we could turn the clock back
  We might survive this act of war
  Its an act of war
  An act of war
  Its an act of war
  Call it an act of war
  Act of war
  Call it an act of war
  Its an act of war
  Get your girlfriend
  Get your husband
  I call it an act of war
  An act of war, yeah