text: Music by elton john
  Never released
  Theres a picture in the nursery of a well known soldier man
  And he wants to be like father when he grows up if he can
  His eyes survey the floorboards with his soldiers around him
  But fear not for the future, you will climb the highest mountain
  So regimental sergeant zippo
  Stand up to attention will you
  Hear the bugle sounding in the morning call up rising
  So your cowboy castle is standing
  Youre the one who is commanding
  Watch them march along the landing down the stairs
  Just a small boy in a small boys world
  And small boys do strange things
  He likes to see the match sticks fly
  And hear the cannons ring
  For his eider down, his battle field
  And in his dreams his fights are real
  Until the field is won, aim, fire the guns