text: The mother of invention made it good for me
  Tighter in the rear
  Longer in the seam
  Kicked out yards of leather
  Wrapped around her waist
  Trimmed it to perfection
  And left a little space
  Yeah they got competition now
  All across the world
  But there hasnt been no looking back
  Since God invented girls
  Now I know what Brian Wilson meant
  Every time I step outside
  I see what Heaven sent
  There may be seven wonders
  Created for this world
  But one is all we need
  Since God invented girls
  Higher on the heel, paler than pure cream
  Leaner on the sidewalk
  Cutting through the steam
  After claws and feathers
  He took skin and bone
  Shaped it like an hourglass
  And made the angels moan
  Oh heres a little heat boys
  To straighten out them curls
  Now there havent been no angels round
  Since God invented girls
  Now I know what Brian Wilson meant
  Every time I step outside
  I see what Heaven sent
  There may be seven wonders
  Created for this world
  But one is all we need
  Since God invented girls
  Now I know what Brian Wilson meant
  Every time I step outside
  I see what Heaven sent
  There may be seven wonders
  Created for this world
  But one is all we need
  Since God invented girls