text: He called us slobbering!
  Said we were mangy!
  Did I hear stupid?
  Huh?
  Tell us again, gee
  Its so incredible
  That youre so rude
  When youre so edible
  When you are food!
  Its time to chow down
  Chow down!
  Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chow down
  Im chompin at the bit, baby
  My stomachs on the growl, son
  Chow down!
  Chow down!
  Youve both been invited on a date
  Two courses handed to us on a plate
  Well have you raw, wont be long to wait
  Seeing youre already toasty brown
  Chow down!
  Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chow down!
  Your ribs are looking so tasty
  Such chewy little chops, chums
  Eat up!
  Now wasnt it her mom who ate your dad?
  And having parents eaten makes us mad
  Were gonna settle up the score a tad
  Weve never had a snack of such renown
  Chow down!
  Chow down!
  Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
  What, Ed? What is it?
  Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
  No...
  Well, there it goes!
  I think we should begin the meal from scratch
  So many juicy segments to detach
  Be good as gold, for youre as good as carved
  Here, kitty kitty
  Were starved!