text: Good morning, sire!
  Good morning, Zazu!
  Checking in with the morning report
  Fire away!
  Chimps are going ape
  Giraffes remain above it all
  Elephants remember
  Though just what I cant recall
  Crocodiles are snapping up
  Fresh offers from the banks
  Showed interest in my nest egg
  But I quickly said, No thanks!
  We havent paid the hornbills
  And the vultures have a hunch
  Not everyone invited will be
  Coming back from lunch
  This is the morning report
  Gives you the long and the short
  Every grunt, roar, and snort
  Not a tale I distort
  On the morning report
  What are you doing, son?
  Pouncing...
  Ah. Let an old pro show you how its done
  The buffalo have got a beef
  About this seasons grass
  Warthogs have been thwarted
  (Stay low
  To the ground)
  In attempts to save their gas
  Flamingoes in the pink
  Chasing secretary birds
  Saffron is this seasons color
  Seen in all the herds
  Moving down the rank and file
  To near the bottom rung
  (Take it slow
  One more step)
  Far too many beetles are
  Quite frankly in the dung
  Ahhh!
  This is the morning report
  Gives you the long and the short
  Every grunt, roar, and snort
  Not a tale I distort
  On the morning report!