text: Saw a Cadillac for the first time yesterday
  Id always seen horses, buggies, bales of hay
  Because progress here, dont move with modern times
  Theres nothing to steal
  So, theres not a great deal of crime
  It sure is hell living in a one horse town
  Theres half a mile of Alabama mud bed ground
  Nothing much doing of an afternoon
  Unless youre sitting in a rocking chair, just picking a tune
  And they arent too well acquainted with the stars and stripes
  But if you want to hear Susanna, then theyll pick all night
  Theyll pick all night
  Because its no dice living in a one horse town
  Laid back, as my old coon hound
  And I just cant wait to get out of this one horse town
  Theres nothing to steal cause theres simply nothing much around