text: Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Now I believe in looking
  Like my time on earth is cooking
  Whether polka dotted, striped or even checked
  With some glamour guaranteeing
  Every fibre of my being
  Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
  From your cradle via trousseau
  To your death bed youre on view, so
  Never compromise, accept no substitute
  I would rather wear a barrel
  Than conservative apparel
  Because dress has always been my strongest suit
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Staying in or hitting townwards
  From the top and working downwards
  I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
  Whether wig or hat or turban
  Whether clad boudoir or urban
  Not to strut your stuff outrageouslys a crime
  And the few who are invited
  To my wardrobe are delighted
  As they wander through my things to find en route
  That in negligee or formal
  I am anything but normal
  Because dress has always been my strongest suit
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
  Now you dont need a recital
  Of the reasons why its vital
  That tonight my trappings will not be subdued
  That from coronet to sandal
  No one else is worth a candle
  That I couldnt make more impact in the nude
  So bring me all my finest
  Most audacious, mi divine-ist
  Most revealing, most expensive and taboo
  Most arresting, most heart-stopping
  Most free flowing, most eye popping
  Because dress has always been my strongest suit
  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere