text: Yeah I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five
  The headlines screamed that I was still alive
  I couldnt understand it, I thought I died last night
  Oh, I dreamed Id been in a border town
  In a little cantina that the boys had found
  I was desperate to dance just to dig the local sounds
  When along came a señorita
  She looked so good that I had to meet her
  I was ready to approach her with my English charm
  When her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm
  Oh, he was so macho
  And he said grow some funk of your own, amigo
  Grow some funk of your own
  We no like to with the gringo fight
  But there might be a death in Mexico tonight
  If you cant grow some funk of your own, amigo
  Grow some funk of your own
  Take my advice, take the next flight
  And grow your funk, grow your funk at home
  I mean, the situation was ridiculous
  Well, I looked for support from the rest of my friends
  For their vanishing trick they get ten out of ten
  I knelt to pray just to see if He would comprehend
  Oh, I dreamed Id been in a border town
  In a little cantina that the boys had found
  I was desperate to dance just to dig the local sounds
  When along came a señorita
  She looked so good that I had to meet her
  I was ready to approach her with my English charm
  When her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm
  Oh, and it hurt so much
  And he said grow some funk of your own, amigo
  Grow some funk of your own
  We no like to with the gringo fight
  But there might be a death in Mexico tonight
  If you cant grow some funk of your own, amigo
  Grow some funk of your own
  Take my advice, take the next flight
  And grow your funk, grow your funk at home
  I mean, the situation was ridiculous
  Ya know, I think I really like...
  Ill grow some funk
  Yea, Ill grow some funk of my own
  Oh, Ill grow some funk
  Ill grow some funk of my own
  Ill grow some funk
  Of my own
  Of my own
  Of my own
  Of my own
  Ill grow some funk
  Ill grow some funk