text: In life, one has to face a huge assortment
  Of nauseating fads and good advice
  Theres health, and fitness, diet, and deportment
  And other pointless forms of sacrifice
  Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
  Manners? Charm? Theyre no way to impress
  So forget the inner me, observe the outer
  I am what I wear and how I dress
  Oh, now I believe in lookin
  Like my time on earth is cookin
  Whether polka dotted, striped or even checked
  With some glamour guaranteeing
  Every fiber on of my being
  Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
  From your cradle via trousseau
  To your deathbed youre on view, so
  Never compromise, accept no substitute
  I would rather wear a barrel
  Than conservative apparel
  For my dress has always been...my strongest suit
  Staying in or hitting town-wards
  From the top and working downwards
  I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time 
  Whether wig or hat or turban
  Whether clad boudoir or urban
  Not to strut your stuff outrageously is a crime 
  And the few who are invited 
  To my wardrobe are delighted 
  As they wander through my things 
  To find en route 
  That in negligee or formal 
  I am anything but normal 
  And dress has always been my strongest suit
  I am what I wear
  I said anytime...
  Anywhere
  So bring me all my finest 
  Most audacious, my divinest 
  Most revealing, most expensive and to boot 
   Most arresting
   Most heartstopping
  Most free-flowing 
  Most eye-popping 
  Most arresting 
  Most heartstopping, yeah 
  Dress has always been my strongest suit!
  My strongest suit
  You know that I am what I wear
  Dress has always been my strongest suit!
  So bring me all my finest 
  Most audacious, my divinest 
  Most revealing, most expensive and to boot 
  Most arresting, most heartstopping
  Most free-flowing, most eye-popping
  Dress has always been my strongest suit!
  My strongest suit
  You know that I am what I wear
  Dress has always been my strongest
  My strongest, my strongest
  My strongest, my strongest
  My strongest suit!