text: Pretty little one
  How has it all begun?
  Theyre teaching you how to walk
  But youre already on the run
  Little one
  What you gonna do?
  Little one
  Honey, its all up to you
  Now your daddys in the den
  Shootin up the evening news
  Mamas with a friend
  Lately shes been so confused
  Little one
  Come on and take my hand
  Well, I may not have the answer
  But I believe I got a plan
  Well honey you shake and Ill rattle
  And well roll on down the line
  And see if we cant get in touch
  With a very close friend of mine
  But let me clue you in, it aint like him
  To argue or pretend
  Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
  Well theyve got a little list of all those things
  Of which they dont approve
  Well theyve got to keep their eyes on you
  Or you might make your move
  Little one
  I really wish you would
  Little one
  I think the damage would do you good
  Well honey you shake and Ill rattle
  And well roll on down the line
  Were going to forget all about the battle
  Its gonna feel so fine
  Cause hes the missing link, the kitchen sink
  Eleven on a scale of ten
  Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
  Honey you shake and Ill rattle
  And well roll on down the line
  Im going to try to swing you up into my saddle
  And then well run but youll think were flyin
  Now honey dont just stand there
  Lookin like this dream will never end
  Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
  I said, honey let met introduce you to my redneck friend