text: Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball
  From Soho down to Brighton, I mustve played them all
  But I aint seen nothin like him in any amusement hall
  That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
  He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine
  Feeling all the bumpers, always playing clean
  He plays by intuition, the digit counters fall
  That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
  Hes a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
  A pinball wizards got such a supple wrist
   I dont know
  Well, he aint got no distractions, cant hear no buzzes and bells
  Dont see lights a-flashin, he plays by sense of smell
  Always has a replay, never tilts at all
  That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
  He cant beat me now, Ive always been the champ
  I know every trick, no freaks gonna beat my hand
  
  Even on my usual table, he can beat the best
  His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest
  Hes got crazy flipper fingers, Ive never seen him fall
  That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
  Hes a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
  A pinball wizards got such a supple wrist
  Hes a pinball wizard, he scores a trillion more
  A pinball wizard, the worlds new pinball lord
  Hes scoring more, hes scoring more
  I thought I was the Bally table king
  But I just handed my pinball crown to him
  To him, to him