text: Lady love rides a big red Cadillac
  Buys the hoedown show salt and beans
  Goes to church to pray for Lucifer
  She milked the male population clean
  So ride in line, shake yourself by the hand
  Live your life inside a paper can
  But youll never get to pick and choose
  Shes bought you and sold you
  There aint no shoe strings on Louise
  Come on down, come on down from the ladder
  Henry get your head, get your head out of them clouds
  What she wants is to go kissing on a swine herd
  You might as well kiss the boss mans cow
  So ride in line, shake yourself by the hand
  Live your life inside a paper can
  But youll never get to pick and choose
  Shes bought you and sold you
  There aint no shoe strings on Louise
  Oh yeah
  All those city women want to make us poor men
  And this lands got the worse for the worrying
  Yeah, I got married at the early age of fourteen
  And Ive been worrying about the way youll be loving them
  Yeah, so ride in line, shake yourself by the hand
  Live your life inside a paper can
  But youll never get to pick and choose
  Shes bought you and sold you
  There aint no shoe strings on Louise, oh, yeah
  There aint no shoe strings on Louise, yeah, oh