text: Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
  Oh Ive had a few too many and its getting hard to stand
  I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
  I must be going crazy or the brandys won the race
  And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess whos here
  Your fat and jolly friend draws near
  Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
  The bearded weirdys just arrived
  Ho ho ho, guess whos here
  Your fat and jolly friend draws near
  Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
  The bearded wierdys just arrived
  On my roof theres snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
  My visions blurred with colour, and all he sees is red
  Theres a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
  And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room