text: Can you hear it in the distance?
  Can you... sense it far away?
  Is it old Rudolph the Reindeer?
  Is it Santa on his sleigh?
  Its heading up to Easington
  Its coming down the Tyne
  Oh! Its bloody Maggie Thatcher
  And Michael Heseltine!
  So Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
  May Gods love be with you
  We all sing together in one breath
  Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
  We all celebrate today
  Cos its one day closer to your death
  Theyve come to raid your stockings
  And to steal your Christmas pud
  But dont be too downhearted
  Its all for your own good
  The economic infrastructure
  Must be swept away
  To make way for business parks and lower rates of pay, so...
  Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
  May Gods love be with you
  We all sing together in one breath
  Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
  We all celebrate today
  Cos its one day closer to your death
  And theyve brought their fascist bootboys
  And theyve brought the boys in blue
  And the whole Trade Union Congress
  Will be at the party too
  And theyll all hold hands together
  All standing in a line
  Cos theyre privatising Santa
  This merry Christmas time, so...
  Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
  May Gods love be with you
  We all sing together in one breath
  Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
  We all celebrate today
  Cos its one day closer to your death
  Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
  May Gods love be with you
  We all sing together in one breath
  Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
  We all celebrate today
  Cos its one day closer to your death
  Oh my darling, oh my darling
  Oh my darling Heseltine
  Youre a tosser, youre a wanker
  And youre just a Tory Swine