text: I hardly think Im qualified
  To come across all sanctified
  I just dont cut it with the cherubim
  There again theyre on their knees
  Being worshipped is a breeze
  Which rather suits us in the interim
  (The interim, the interim, thats me and him
  Oh my god!)
  Its tough to be a god
  Tread where mortals have not trod
  Be deified when really youre a sham
  Be an object of devotion
  Be the subject of psalms
  Its a rather touching notion
  All those prayers and those salaams
  And who am I to bridle if Im forced to be an idol?
  If they say that Im a god thats what I am!
  Whats more, if we dont comply with the locals wishes
  I can see us being sacrificed or stuffed
  So lets be gods, the perks are great!
  El Dorado on a plate
  Local feeling should not be rebuffed
  Never rebuffed
  A-never rebuff a local feeling, no, my friend!
  Its tough to be a god
  But if you get the peoples nod
  Count your blessings
  Keep em sweet
  Thats our advice
  Be a symbol of perfection
  Be a legend, be a cult
  Take their praise, take the collection
  As the multitudes exalt
  Don a supernatural habit
  Wed be crazy not to grab it! 
  So sign up two new gods for paradise
  Paradise!