text: One, two, three, four!
  I was born in the north of England
  I was raised in a working town
  I broke all the rules when I went to school
  But the teachers couldnt pin me down
  I tried to make my parents proud
  By adapting to the social powers
  Oh, pigs will fly and the earth will fry
  When they get me doing honest hours
  Snookeroo, snookeroo
  Daddys going on the booze
  Mother used to cut my hair
  And sister used to make the news
  Well, it was two rooms up and two rooms down
  We were sentenced by the wrecking crane
  Oh, I was born on the eve of Halloween
  And snookeroo, snookeroo
  Snookeroos my name
  I need someone to cook for me
  And turn me lose at night
  I could spend my life with a factory girl
  Cause a factory girls my type
  I hear them gossip on the street
  Most of what they say is true
  Oh, dont you know that I hear them say
  There goes that lazy, no good snookeroo
  Snookeroo, snookeroo
  Daddys going on the booze
  Mother used to cut my hair
  And sister used to make the news
  Well, it was two rooms up and two rooms down
  We were sentenced by the wrecking crane
  Oh, I was born on the eve of Halloween
  And snookeroo, snookeroo
  Snookeroos my name
  Snookeroo, snookeroo
  Daddys going on the booze
  Mother used to cut my hair
  And sister used to make the news
  Well, it was two rooms up and two rooms down
  We were sentenced by the wrecking crane
  Oh, I was born on the eve of Halloween
  And snookeroo, snookeroo
  Snookeroo, snookeroo
  Snookeroo, snookeroo
  Snookeroos my name, yeah!