text: Now I saw you talking to a cute little slip of a sailor
  And it looked at first like the whole thing would end as a failure
  He had a thing about a quarter to four
  And he just couldnt handle any more
  Hes got his own big dipper so he wont be needing your big dipper
  Hes got his own big dipper and he wont be needing yours
  So you filled him up with all kinds of stuff to relax him
  And you took him down to the fairground after some action
  And by around about a quarter to six
  You found a different way to get your kicks
  Up on the real big dipper where you tried an few new tricks
  Big dipper
  Up on a great big dipper did you learn a few new licks
  He hadnt been too keen at the start
  Now he seems to have a change of heart
  Hes got his own big dipper
  Only now hes not so sure, big dipper
  Hes got his own big dipper
  But theres always room for more
  Everybodys got a song to sing
  Everybodys got to do their thing, big dipper, big dipper
  And at around about a quarter to ten
  You got up and did it all again
  Hes got his own big dipper and now he knows just what its for
  Big dipper
  Hes got his own big dipper but hes got his eye on yours
  Another ride, another tune
  Another crazy afternoon
  Another reason for squeezing your big dipper