text: Police 1: I told you she didn’t have a d
  Police 2: Too bad
  Speaker: Lady Gaga, you got a call
  Speaker: Beyoncé on the line for Gaga
  Hello, hello, baby, you called? I cant hear a thing
  I have got no service in the club, you say, say? 
  Wha-wha-what did you say, huh? Youre breaking up on me
  Sorry, I cannot hear you, Im kinda busy 
  K-kinda busy , k-kinda busy 
  Sorry, I cannot hear you, Im kinda busy
  Just a second, its my favorite song theyre gonna play 
  And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
  You shouldve made some plans with me, you knew that I was free
  And now you wont stop calling me, Im kind of busy
  Stop callin, stop callin, I dont wanna think anymore
  I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
  Stop callin, stop callin, I dont wanna talk anymore
  I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
  Stop telephoning me!
  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 
  Im busy!
  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 
  Stop telephoning me!
  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 
  Can call all you want but theres no one home
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone 
  Cause Im out in the club and Im sipping that bubb
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone 
  Can call all you want but theres no one home
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone
  Cause Im out in the club and Im sipping that bubb
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone
  Police: It’s your lucky day, some idiot bailed you out
  Beyoncé: You’ve been a very bad girl. A very, very bad, bad girl Gaga
  Lady Gaga: Mm-hm Honey Bey. Are you sure you wanna do this Honey Bey?
  Beyoncé: What do you mean, am I sure?
  Lady Gaga: You know what they say, “Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger”
  Beyoncé: You know Gaga, trust is like a mirror— you can fix it if it’s broke
  Lady Gaga: But you can still see the cracks in that mother reflection
  Boy, the way you blowing up my phone
  Wont make me leave no faster
  Put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster
  I shouldve left my phone at home cause this is a disaster
  Callin like a collector
  Sorry, I cannot answer
  Its not that I dont like you, Im just at a party
  And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing
  Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central S-Station 
  Tonight Im not taking no calls cause Ill be dancing
   Cause Ill be dancing
   Cause Ill be dancing
  Tonight Im not taking no calls, cause Ill be dancing
  Stop calling, stop calling, I dont wanna think anymore
  I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
  Stop calling, stop calling, I dont wanna talk anymore
  I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
  Stop calling, stop calling, I dont wanna think anymore
  I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
  Stop calling, stop calling, I dont wanna talk anymore
  I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
  Beyoncé: I knew you’d take all my honey. You selfish mother
  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 
  Stop telephoning me!
  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 
  Im busy!
  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 
  Stop telephoning me!
  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 
  Can call all you want but theres no one home
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone
  Cause Im out in the club and Im sipping that bubb
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone
  Can call all you want but theres no one home
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone
  Cause Im out in the club and Im sipping that bubb
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone
  My telephone, m-m-my telephone
  Cause Im out in the club, and Im sipping that bubb
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone
  My telephone, m-m-my telephone
  Cause Im out in the club, and Im sipping that bubb
  And youre not gonna reach my telephone
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