text: Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday Night
  Everybody drink a lot of whiskey and wine
  We dance like no tomorrow
  We’re on Burlesque time
  But everybody’s got to work tomorrow at nine
  Touch me, t-touch me, baby, but don’t mess up my hair
  Love me l-love me crazy, but don’t get too attached
  This is a brief affair
  Vanity 
  Vanity 
  Vanity
  It’s so good to be 
  Va-va-va-va-vanity
  Va-vanity
  Va-va-va-vanity
  Nothing wrong with being just a little bit vain
  We need a little pretty ’cause this country’s insane
  So go ahead and label me whatever you like
  But nothings quite as sexy as a woman is fine
  Touch me, t-touch me, baby, but don’t mess up my hair 
  Love me l-love me crazy, but don’t get too attached
  This is a brief affair
  Vanity 
  Vanity 
  Vanity
  It’s so good to be 
  Look at me
  Watcha lookin at?
  Look at me
  Watcha starin at?
  Look at me
  Watcha lookin at?
  Look at me
  Watcha starin at?
  I’m coming around
  I’m sipping on Andre, it’s time
  I heard the cuties in the back, start in the p-party line
  Let’s dance, quick round
  We’re in the vanity house
  We’re covered in sequins, diamonds
  Were happy ’cause were shining
  Touch me, t-touch me, baby, but don’t mess up my hair 
  Love me l-love me crazy, but don’t get too attached
  This is a brief affair
  Vanity 
  Vanity 
  Vanity
  It’s so good to be 
  Vanity 
  Vanity 
  Vanity
  It’s so good to be