text: Birds do it, bees do it
  Even educated fleas do it
  Lets do it, lets fall in love
  In Spain, the best upper sets do it
  Lithuanians and Letts do it
  Lets do it, lets fall in love
  The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
  Not to mention the Fins
  Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins
  Some Argentines, without means, do it
  People say in Boston even beans do it
  Lets do it, lets fall in love
  Romantic sponges, they say, do it
  Oysters down in oyster bay do it
  Lets do it, lets fall in love
  Cold Cape Cod clams, gainst their wish, do it
  Even lazy jellyfish, do it
  Lets do it, lets fall in love
  Electric eels I might add do it
  Though it shocks em I know
  Why ask if shad do it - Waiter bring me
  shad roe
  In shallow shoals English soles do it
  Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
  Lets do it, lets fall in love
  Other verses Ive seen in print follow:
  In old Japan, all the Japs do it
  Up in Lapland little Laps do it
  Lets do it, lets fall in love
  The chimpanzees in the zoos do it
  Some courageous kangaroos do it
  Lets do it, lets
  Fall in love
  Im sure giraffes on the sly do it
  Even eagles as they fly do it
  Lets do it, lets fall
  In love
  Electric eels I might add do it
  Though it shocks em I know
  Why ask if shad do it - garcon de
  shad roe
  The world admits bears in pits do it
  Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it
  Lets do it, lets fall in love
  The royal set sans regret did it
  And they considered it fun
  Marie Antoinette did it -
  With or without Napoleon