text: Lady of the Dam
  Wont be a slave to the blonde, or the culture of the popular
  Sing at you, Ill fly under radar tonight
  Make deals with every devil in sight
  Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
  You better than, you better than
  My darkest sin
  Russian hookers, and cheap gin
  I think that I could be fine
  If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
  I think wed have a good time
  If youd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight
  Mary! Jane! Holland!
  Mary! Jane! Holland!
  I dont like to boast
  But our truffles are the most
  Mad-magical in Amsterdam
  So if you have fear, Apollo
  Sit on my lyre, and play him like a piano, man
  Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
  You better than, you better than
  My darkest sin
  Russian hookers, and cheap gin
  I think that I could be fine
  If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
  I think wed have a good time
  If youd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight
  Mary! Jane! Holland!
  Mary! Jane! Holland!
  I know that Mom and Dad think Im a mess
  But its alright, because I am rich as piss
  When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
  The grass eats up my insides, and my brunette starts to sprout
  Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!
  I think that I could be fine
  If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
  I think wed have a good time
  If youd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight
  Mary! Jane! Holland!
  Mary! Jane! Holland!
  Mary! Jane! Holland!
  Mary! Jane! Holland!