{"text": "果然！大家都会把鼻屎抹在课桌下面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VzEQAsTph0ztWe9vj3d8DGDdAC3tJV0aiaOrSBcsKpBIXIAh6O1CDXcA"}
{"text": "你嘴里啃的是什么！我问你嘴里啃的是什么！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvFPsMPic79PnZGffSNfdVTQV9Z5J4FW1XciaIibRoosGuIfSPaFBuADCQA"}
{"text": "『住手！现在的你还不是那家伙的对手！先撤吧！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb39z0im50j30ci0el0wm"}
{"text": "快来吧，老公出门了", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "你要是养过5只以上的猫你就会明白，爱博而心劳，后宫没啥道理可讲，和稀泥是最好的选择。。。（捂脸）", "question": "为什么皇上不能为了一个心爱之人舍弃后宫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈：“我要是找着了怎么办？”", "question": null, "star": 98, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "没想到是热汤！但在让孩子数到10之前说出了这样的话，严厉的父亲无法出来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "197987"}
{"text": "当然是身体原因了：胃不好，饼太大，吃不下。腰不好，锅太沉，背不动。", "question": "哪一个瞬间你觉得自己应该离职了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为第二天要考试，窝在沙发上复习，看书 10 分钟，然后想到怎么就分手了呢，就哭了 10 分钟，哭完想到尼玛明天还要考试，就又继续看十分钟书……就这样循环了一天。年轻的时候真的好怜啊。", "question": "失恋的第一天你和你的前任都做了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "套头衫哪都好就是口太小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibTcvsFjnMsjLnoJnyMmV3c25r9bhhCved7WiczqDjeia9hgwePuDcKTxA"}
{"text": "中岛：“喂，矶野吗？我们去打棒球吧！” 平太郎：“诶？……我们以前不是一直在打棒球吗？”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6728723"}
{"text": "收到总部派出「特殊支援部队」的传令后老天保佑不是这家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grffhmvzz3j30ci0el106"}
{"text": "第三旋臂边缘的一颗蓝色行星上的碳基生物正在庆祝他们所在的行星又在该恒星系里完成了一次公转。", "question": "这跨年的时刻，说点什么显得高端？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只看一眼就满足了吗？", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311684"}
{"text": "你好，小田的发型好恶心。", "question": "请说一些稍微谨慎一点的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6296198"}
{"text": "你今晚有事吗？", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 32, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "看起来睡着了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386149"}
{"text": "强盗犯就交那边处理了，谢谢您的配合，但我们还需要进行例行检查。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6030462"}
{"text": "破旧的更衣室屋顶被修好了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1188113"}
{"text": "高考完马上染了红发，回学校装模作样探望那帮愣头青", "question": null, "star": 215, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "一会儿我能把被子顶起这么高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pN8mOJh05jDIbQ24ppsGuibIYic9Xhe59pcjq3EeaPHjaPiaHmR0t2nBGg"}
{"text": "我是一只猫，名字叫但丁。", "question": "在谚语或名言后面加上“但是”来破坏它。", "star": 586, "type": "T2T", "image": "5618635"}
{"text": "浴室地漏视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZaqsdGviaebyEkZlM5cUFUJ5wIVEnyKGSWBo2Njfe0m8dPgUKZSTeCa3g"}
{"text": "再过两年，就成了在广告之间插播音乐的良心企业了！", "question": "如何看待QQ音乐在歌曲之间自动播放广告?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学习资料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibDoTzgdAT0BglSicKEBGXMK4Ea4Wb9EGEO5WTBianAkNr0TXLCjKgrpLQ"}
{"text": "这个疙瘩好舒服哦。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6051287"}
{"text": "丈夫十年未归，家里儿孙满堂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltia85ra3QWR6RDJGb3OmFiaN0Mw3h1j7f1exS29JibyiaBzDMeT5GZvIXQ9Q"}
{"text": "往土豆里放异物，真是太大方了www", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1201872"}
{"text": "最最喜欢塔科特了。", "question": "虽然想忘记，但是却留在耳朵里的广告。", "star": 224, "type": "T2T", "image": "1638015"}
{"text": "加油！继续努力啊！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6853066"}
{"text": "福默嘻哈派吃着碗里的看着锅里的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22IjSz2zlBpTibX1Ge6uvfXMv2vbwcMs5WJIicMKlSsWb2eQCFuowj9mfkg"}
{"text": "Qq", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iauQH3mIjfEaAJvZlBh5ibv4cpLiachdhlib3nQwhmRiadiaH49PYzLQNV8HA"}
{"text": "大战被误写为对战。", "question": "我不喜欢成为第三次世界大战的导火索。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6936952"}
{"text": "他们一知道我是副将就拼命塞贿赂给我！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3739120"}
{"text": "只有在和蝙蝠君、球君见面的时候才会戴手套人面具。", "question": "我讨厌这种熊猫面包。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6553539"}
{"text": "吃完自助餐系不上衣服了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6Elmsgqhfur7XkUciaRNiahz84VCITYI2mN5CeX4WAsFlt4cbYwgR4PliaRQ"}
{"text": "就我一个人作业没交，还借不到人抄的时候。", "question": "什么时候开始你发现自己很孤独？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那就是我的座位吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4456566"}
{"text": "不用切成长条。普通钻石，用铁锤就能砸碎。别问我是怎么知道的！", "question": "钻石是最硬的，如果将钻石切割成像筷子一样的小条，用手可以掰断吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明明已经取消了闹钟却还是在周六的六点钟醒来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqiciaFHgxXpJp44cTUIxmlDIJXZtZUj86Diat0QMyoTpyZ91yteRwySKp0A"}
{"text": "把游戏机藏起来的儿子VS对隐藏的地方很有自信的母亲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrDgOgQ5Mdl9hMfzkaJTrNBF2qyWoBUyzialI5UYuy2I8RSKriadhu9uXKw"}
{"text": "因为是在喜欢的人面前，所以不能确认，但是心里总觉得腋下有味道。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5213215"}
{"text": "发现盗你号的新手推进任务的速度比你还快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgZpRHnxqBp8wLa2JXaY3dibBYJDu96QDeLzsgcdylwDqLMZy5qBcjfnQ"}
{"text": "昨晚戴着耳机睡着了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eox2y46r12j20ad0as40h"}
{"text": "只是掉了个印笼而已。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6287278"}
{"text": "脑袋嗡嗡响", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2460892"}
{"text": "探戈奏是探戈探戈走～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "三年级的小6向小3挑战打躲避球。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4570683"}
{"text": "昨天有个同事，指着某个微博分享的知乎答案问我：「这是你么，你 QQ 名字也叫陈章鱼。」我说是。他说，别逗了，走，抽根烟去。", "question": "想问知乎上的牛人，你们在生活中也会受到很多人关注吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到了麻烦的前辈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx7u2iorrsj30ci0el77m"}
{"text": "抱我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6892423"}
{"text": "石头剪刀布", "question": "如果十亿人做这件事就会有问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7296535"}
{"text": "这种人的体验就是完全没有体验！因为她们完全过着正常女生应有的生活！衣服有得穿！鞋子有得买！萝莉不突兀！御姐更风骚！短裙后得住！长裙风飘飘！不穿鞋不矮！穿鞋更显高！低处弯腰捡！高处够得着！要是生的美！男友随便挑！越说越气人！羡慕嫉妒恨！你说我为啥！不是这种人！", "question": "身高 155cm 到 168cm 的女生是一種什麽樣的體驗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "危险等级：极高", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "老鹰过来时，一定要紧紧抓住前面那只小鸡的衣服，好好躲在妈妈后面，知道吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkYyVzOlypELcrm3IEWDSBYwBlUENiaSlAjCBXDsJmQv7rllZppib1JziaQ"}
{"text": "猴子和雉鸡都被鬼干掉了#桃太郎梗#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6592g9qkij30ci0elgpm"}
{"text": "圣诞老人来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "964480"}
{"text": "为什么妻子看起来也很开心呢？", "question": "然而现在，我却在享受着突如其来的、莫名其妙的胸口疼痛。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6374569"}
{"text": "终于开学啦？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIdN9SWgqepbKtcqx35hw1thpe0ubpq2mP2BFmlHheR76Tk7HicEx88Zw"}
{"text": "定了！定了！悟空！没问题，光头佬！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388995"}
{"text": "被电梯门夹住时的机智耍帅表现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectan5gfnwj20b70csaaw"}
{"text": "他把精明用在你身上。", "question": "朋友的哪些行为或细节让你后来疏远了他（她）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不把胳膊伸出来！会咬你的，我保证！快把胳膊伸出来！", "question": null, "star": 211, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h00ed7p875j60ze1h213v02"}
{"text": "百度地图标示的目的地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onp9zoZBN4xPoPbcOuUYiamFwLoe5vq5puOTDcniatib67O4PaL0Jomczibew"}
{"text": "我来接电话。", "question": "击败诈骗的方法。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4119478"}
{"text": "我经常在休息时间假装趴在桌子上睡觉，其实我是孤独的一个人。", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "喜欢的人失恋了你觉得机会来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWxb0JJ9mSDpyaQjDEVbRibq1LXXXgsOVzm0eyBZ9n5tg1OSOxRrJUnrw"}
{"text": "已经七月份了，我们的组织难道没有夏装吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nUWvn6fHEtuadPZg7LBrStV97jXCzJUXeAiaRTibQYyoFtXxDdCVPMuNg"}
{"text": "把大葱切了的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2845715"}
{"text": "这是什么？", "question": "请问您能说得更具体一些吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6103963"}
{"text": "「还有人有问题吗？」快放学时鲍勃还想举手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbehi317kpj30ci0eljwb"}
{"text": "厂接下来只需拉开拉链，模仿大象就这么简单」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmKIQ3wq9gYogZZE4jbDGbj0gKqDiahicicuXe4fmrLZd45iaUfW1I1fgnjA"}
{"text": "扫码开锁共享军车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W7fVn4gJGTTUybwSC1YTKCB0zNGW9dWwAAE6JPVyRIEh47sTmnibxApg"}
{"text": "这里没有有效果的蛋白质啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2882398"}
{"text": "有一只大猩猩！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2732087"}
{"text": "“追上那辆蓝色的车是吧”“你傻啊，明明是紫色”“黄色好吧”“难道不是绿色的吗”“你们这群二货能不能先把面罩拿下来！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7qht1pvm6j20gk0gotal"}
{"text": "在皇家丹麦曲奇盒子里找到手枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrug5t5icc24e13Ka1yibGWYcl9mZQdibd9eJpyvhQkS2TBnzBh4XwQutmg"}
{"text": "由于看上去不像好人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4flukpypij30ci0eljuk"}
{"text": "老婆的成长过程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h91aq0n7aaj30ci0eltd5"}
{"text": "摘下面具后露出了真容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm8gujsdekj30ci0elaey"}
{"text": "不用担心，我生命线这么长一定会没事的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibPAxRXRDxVYeaDRhVFCu5La93hl2Uw2nfUxoBICmdCibvOXWSrhRKEkA"}
{"text": "被拐走的尿不湿刑警向便衣们发出了「先别收网」的指示", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqqa9iwmfcj30ci0eljyf"}
{"text": "割腕次数过多", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "目送老师进教室的学生们", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g58z6b7f36j20u00y3afj"}
{"text": "那我们开始早上的发声练习吧，接下来继续。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4772497"}
{"text": "朋友说送我一只英短，但我总觉得是法短", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvG4TjA8aYHQhabW3LG70rI1hf3MINH9cAgm1z5atKicic63zliascSpQ7w"}
{"text": "只有在付钱的时候才会消失。", "question": "我不喜欢那样的女人。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7282923"}
{"text": "“老师今天还没有布置……”", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "田中的姐姐好可爱，于是我就去问田中，他给我看了全家福照片，并说：“以前就是这样啊。”……田中？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1620043"}
{"text": "和中国队打乒乓球太可怕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcWoJICsO4nD25zzl3SKTzuFnlqWMiaM8TibQ5dbCeF6dbppzrAicFTylYQ"}
{"text": "现在很荣幸地介绍给你们，这次与美军交战的敌军统帅。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "3093851"}
{"text": "雏鸟提前察觉了妈妈燕子的归巢。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4428795"}
{"text": "开始抽起了与今天日期无关的学号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hejtg0vh8gj30ci0eldit"}
{"text": "教练太小了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrDZMicgIib4InMBXefJS7aRycwZ9JDEnMIPfPyI2wDBymibWTEUdLKB1Jrw"}
{"text": "新宿不是港口城市哦。", "question": "请问在东京旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386571"}
{"text": "像小巴狗一样献媚。", "question": "在海里遇到超大鲨鱼时，有些事情知道会很方便。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584484"}
{"text": "院子里拴了一条狗每天这群猫都来跟狗炫耀自由", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec7o18m1d8j20ew0bnq5e"}
{"text": "今日歇后语：电锯拉屁股——开开眼儿", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "变成81岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9QOFgX61DkiaHltk28TA16Bicj0a2SL9iaCORo3xxhgbd4Pn8lciaicgA4mA"}
{"text": "一看国足就输球。", "question": "拥有超能力是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再好好想想，实在想不出来就起床去买点智商。", "question": "钱是万能的吗，有反例吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「红灯君，我拦不住那些车」『交给我吧』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzc3m7csirj30ci0elgoz"}
{"text": "自从离开家乡，发现全国哪个地方都排外，只不过排的方式不同。回家乡到不排外了，但我排家乡了。", "question": "北上广三个城市，为什么大家普遍觉得上海排外，而不是广州呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人生", "question": "我想知道人生的正确答案，请告诉我。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4755432"}
{"text": "等了25分钟还没人上勺子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn821g0k19j30ci0elwmm"}
{"text": "烤肉翻面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibn4EuibHMekBcDhabLDwZjbdh7YS5rN2yIe6RmKGnJmxMkLHS1HhuWHA"}
{"text": "你这花生挺能藏啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbPsLLla5uJK9bM88RaCf24Jc2dibiaKXAA9NHyP9kcHNWs21XTkK1eRGg"}
{"text": "由中的暑假绘画日记从第一天开始就不得了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5kehceafbj30ci0eljvf"}
{"text": "比我聪明但是装作没我聪明却又被我发现比我聪明的。", "question": "什么样的男生/女生让你瞬间有种好感，或者无比喜欢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「喂！射击摊大妈！别小瞧了美军！尽管如此，还是没打掉公仔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt4nr425fsj30ci0el789"}
{"text": "诸葛连弩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibpGY5GMHWicD0pIT9gYeFfHibnmHtUWzbsoImpTpVcxXlIicMfhkA9KD6g"}
{"text": "米米是我要保护的！哦拉啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6300332"}
{"text": "通货紧缩导致经济衰退", "question": "给这个字加上三点水，让它变成另一个意思不同的词。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1216811"}
{"text": "跌倒后钻出了真身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhlz5ffxjuj30ci0eltcx"}
{"text": "Kevin18号出故障了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1334784"}
{"text": "装备未绑定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4gI2DT9kd9Vm9QJqZg7rOGNIuIgz7NibXdWHAQLzjHgWQoG2ytdp19zg"}
{"text": "我不想死。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284222"}
{"text": "驹野幼儿园和保育园的对决", "question": "非常具有攻击性的幼儿园命名", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7093902"}
{"text": "太好了，面前没有猫，它一定是走了", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "啊啊啊我好想回答这个问题。如今，在我大西班牙，我最喜欢的城市Tarragona（人口26万，紧临地中海，距离巴塞罗那市中心1小时）买一栋能看到海景的带游泳池的别墅（不带游泳池的都不算Villa好吗！）要多少钱呢？嗯，30万欧元以内应该可以拿下了。那么对于西班牙的年轻人来说，他们需要多少年可以买得起这样一栋房子呢？答案是——正无穷。。。因为，他们，没有工作……", "question": "国外的年轻人是面对一个怎样的买房环境？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我还喜欢林志玲呢。。", "question": "有一些人喜欢 iPhone 的设计和体验，但是却用的是 Android 手机，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于有选一千五的客人了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prqokhc2j20ab0bjjso"}
{"text": "牙齿很白。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "373867"}
{"text": "餐具需要用于结账，所以要记得拿到收银台。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "潜水危机", "question": "给历史事件加上一个字，使其带有一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7177595"}
{"text": "说！把我眼镜藏哪儿了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqa4xvb2yij209j0b6jt6"}
{"text": "空空如也", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2587508"}
{"text": "当耳机还连在电脑上而我突然起身时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkW7643d4bJs0qG6Fu6xegF9dGW61Y7yGMo4SDQKicNia2Piam3MFE8GYpw"}
{"text": "从阿富汗买来的时钟竟然是倒数的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaxrgVpKtB7U7wKaLVndBzE3K7Gpj6Z08o4vricnlqBOTGaOSZAclJkkQ"}
{"text": "只看看就好了~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4331516"}
{"text": "我不在的时候他就是用的这个？难怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNs46qUhYC1xKDQa2BR7vuliceblZoIqH1vVYUhSjEFsdNPxohiaK60exQ"}
{"text": "首次射中美杜莎的男子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307305"}
{"text": "胜率是123%吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6879339"}
{"text": "改变扬声器的放置方式，从横向改为纵向。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3604816"}
{"text": "这是真的咬人啊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6568819"}
{"text": "想看却又看不见？啊，因为是未成年人所以即使我想看也不会回头看我的心情你也能理解吗！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3415547"}
{"text": "定个闹钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWRqjO3mvewoib04VWdMqylEJZfpzGn4hN1RibweRUYY58Sic44sIPicKU8g"}
{"text": "他说他一会就回", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "虽然你们在吵架很不好意思，但是该开饭了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibEh36DAVxV54bkJ5Ax7nFUVic7UANHHpH7fnwbcClTSBE25gV4MxUAIA"}
{"text": "因为忘记关音量，刚开机就被老师没收了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKnpalQNGOysEibpdXZo6VLWNY4Gq1w7PeA2LwwLf1xn5cDUZdiaz0vCKg"}
{"text": "喝超浓咖啡的时候/喝拿铁的时候", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5565085"}
{"text": "某辩论赛事观众一枚，所有场次都看了，坐在前几排，喜欢认真记笔记，所以很受摄像师喜欢。比赛的观众鼓掌镜头是从素材库是插入进去的，所以有高中同学在同一场比赛的录播里面看见我穿着三件不同的衣服在认真记笔记。", "question": "你曾经在不经意间闯入到什么有趣镜头里面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂！这个真是手持烟花吗！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ryqlb8fhj30ci0eldio"}
{"text": "刚才干嘛跟我妈那么说话！", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "‘把丁字裤还给我”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8XoFrnWTEDKMEwIGJFtkqOiczsyWibZkXt7Scib054TeQhlTwzSX6pNpwQ"}
{"text": "守身如玉", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "他有很多壶。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "我说可能会折断腰，没想到真的会成真。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361279"}
{"text": "别再给我用农家肥了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicc9hBDs1xwYhXh5ZhNGeesm3H7jCEllkKd9iaNJiavOZ3QB8u4fSiaD69Q"}
{"text": "呼——呼——滴滴答答滴滴答答滴滴答答", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6987876"}
{"text": "起承转合", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": "那个该死的再来一瓶中奖瓶盖掉到哪里去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssLibAzDiaWicXa2HMkblIiayuH10UqF56ic9XEmCgcOwrhldYibROFRETCrOg"}
{"text": "尽管知道一定会很拥挤，但还是去了旅游景点，结果全家人都因为拥挤而不开心地回来了。", "question": "告诉我现在世界上最没有意义的度过方式。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2766367"}
{"text": "“我们一般都是这样洗澡。”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "男人中的男人！出来吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5925118"}
{"text": "我好烦人啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1695436"}
{"text": "和灯塔的声音不同哦~", "question": null, "star": 85, "type": "I2T", "image": "3862419"}
{"text": "喜欢的饲养员辞职的那天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZxwvNmupBnW4UEKNJVVAmFzSvZEaDsajbYHk9oTvymL5noucA9ibsCUA"}
{"text": "免费的东西。", "question": "把它想成不是免费的东西，用七个字来表示。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313258"}
{"text": "颜面瘫痪", "question": "如果被壁咚了，接下来会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1655058"}
{"text": "李雷:call me taxi韩美美:hello taxi，I am kidding,you should say“call me a taxi”李雷:hello kidding", "question": "有哪些没专业知识就 get 不到的笑点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师：接下来这个问题，今天是15号。就由15岁的同学来回答吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvGMURicTFP7DibEp1QUichAcYYWuGeIV67ic0xMxTg7PnHia6OAmicUll6wyA"}
{"text": "错过了快乐的酒吧时光！", "question": "一个月进出一次（每日）这样的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043461"}
{"text": "刚刚她好像叫我大郎？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrWKp7kraoKnibJHoXM7gv6IkjhaLhZ6X2DuPRsicjtCKsI7sXZZVvia1iaA"}
{"text": "最后强调一点，这个机器它绝不漏电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEDTgozUiaDu8HTngDia8NwibjSRe5VO8N4LK0iaRicmBmqL6QJgMUqxSPJuQ"}
{"text": "当选今天的被害人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsyxu8pssej60ci0eldjh02"}
{"text": "其实这个事情可以看的平气一点。同样是大国崛起的军事题材，都是捧抬《红海行动》的同时，对《战狼 2》的贬低。为何不是捧抬《红海行动》的同时，对《空天烈》的贬低？有的时候，诋毁也是一种赞美。", "question": "如何评价部分网友捧抬《红海行动》的同时对《战狼 2》的贬低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「这下逃不掉了……犯人看到后跑来自首了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9o0u3xcxej30ci0eljsx"}
{"text": "面向南方。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4244231"}
{"text": "解开宇宙之谜后试图刻在沙发和障子上告诉人类可每次都被臭骂一顿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go9bl8s2dij30ci0el10c"}
{"text": "笔比剑更强，但仅限于吉田沙保里使用时。", "question": "在谚语或名言后面加上“但是”来破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5618635"}
{"text": "——你好，我朋友腹痛 1 天了，剑突下明显，伴有恶心，无发热……查体上腹有压痛，没有反跳痛……——哟，病史归纳得不错啊。你是医生？——我是医学生。（自豪状）。我觉得她是……病，应做……检查，可以给她用点……药。——哦，副高？——不是，我是医学生。——职业医考过了？——没有，要明年。——好，那么你闭嘴。让我这个有执照的医生说两句。补充一下，我是那个医生……", "question": "医生接诊医学生是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不帅吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jq6orSE22GU6pWIp0AXm7PlfzP62FYtuYcVlibYVBgbLA1ldRy4Y3kpzQ"}
{"text": "由于这回受害者太顽强《柯南》拍不下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvnzvtl99yj60ci0eldig02"}
{"text": "两个被夹在中间的鲤鱼旗师傅真让人羡慕。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6870762"}
{"text": "自带餐具被自助餐厅拦下了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4R0W0jad1Xbh0ZhJZ2IalK6gbics0PibAStjlL6EtTR1QBUXicTudxvdB8g"}
{"text": "问答无用，有人会给五星好评。", "question": "请你告诉我，在逗比中会发生什么温暖的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7317364"}
{"text": "面熟了之后及时翻面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6sMscMIIW4PT0HcA8u4ofCmOVth77Qssw869mcPTMN6weXfEUj6YYgg"}
{"text": "女朋友喜欢吃螺蛳粉，原先会顾及我的感受，趁我不在家才吃。后来看到抖音说：爱一个人就要爱 ta 的全部。于是，她要求我爱她的螺蛳粉，每天我一回家就开始煮，我被熏了三天，然后下班买了一个榴莲，打算以毒攻毒。她闻不了榴莲的味，又对我说：女孩天生是要被宠，而不是被伤害的。第二天，我就让我妹来我家，顺便拿点家乡特产臭鳜鱼来。她当天下班回家，又开始煮螺蛳粉，这时候我妹来了，我俩坐餐桌上开始吃她带来的臭鳜鱼，女朋友闻之欲吐，不让我吃，我说不行，我妹辛苦拿来的，不吃就是伤害我妹。她直接打了个电话给她弟弟，说都说弟弟是上天给姐姐的情书，你到底来不来？过了一会，我未来小舅子提着一袋炸臭豆腐来了。他坐在餐桌上也开始吃了起来，这时候她的螺蛳粉煮好了，四个人各自吃起来，再加上昨天没舍得扔的榴莲，餐桌上空气都浑浊了，幸好家里还囤着几瓶没喝的崂山花蛇草水。来，大家喝一口，敬抖音！", "question": "抖音是否正在摧毁当代女性的价值观？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把脉时在用摩斯密码说嫁给我吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgdry6wxy9j30ci0elgq9"}
{"text": "左耳机传来了声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpovgdxhqfj30ci0el0xa"}
{"text": "每次到这一步就睡醒了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8vinvdh51j20d00cidgg"}
{"text": "“看，这不是挺简单的吗，别他妈抱怨了”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "汤婆婆摔倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohkbr8xaj209807bt9l"}
{"text": "味道真的让我很在意。", "question": "进别人家时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359337"}
{"text": "意思：摇摇晃晃的走", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855486"}
{"text": "膝盖视角", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6693937"}
{"text": "看看吧，只有一根是对的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389051"}
{"text": "谁知我接下来要吃口香糖呢？加油哦~！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6901748"}
{"text": "芝麻糊有效。", "question": "兆太郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6521519"}
{"text": "柯南的凶手揭晓了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "602591"}
{"text": "不然", "question": null, "star": 630, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "还手机？跌了这么多你就花三千？拜托有点魄力好不好，现在难道不是采购坦克的大好时机吗！", "question": "卢布汇率暴跌会有什么生意产生？或者能以优惠的价格买到什么东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "等一下，不能用枪。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6497294"}
{"text": "我今天早读也试了一下被老师罚站了〒_〒", "question": "如何看待量子波动速读的出现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鱿鱼干游戏", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "云南馒头属性：血量-20，致幻+100", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPRrpF8TzZ4IwnOCOCicEqf2RlFFoYiaOmbjh3vZ811Fee8fI1x1w4A3Sg"}
{"text": "幼稚，可笑！我堂堂中国，就造不起 200 米长的药捻子吗？还非得上去点火？", "question": "原子弹威力那么大，是谁上去点火的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "王子淹死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x8RSIwiczwMnjibYaRBX4IticVHgvYEztDicTF3pGxppyT0VQjWo6TWPD4IA"}
{"text": "在电车上，站在空座位前面妨碍别人的人。", "question": "缴税的人比较聪明。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4944554"}
{"text": "学生不必上课。", "question": "老师把拉里霍尔马唤醒了！让学生A睡着了！让学生B睡着了！让学生C睡着了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2984954"}
{"text": "你在剥开吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5829186"}
{"text": "叛变的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw3b350oasj30ci0eltdz"}
{"text": "试图用一张纸解释虫洞。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "闹钟的前一分钟醒过来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "姿势好的企鹅正在看着我！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064044"}
{"text": "会发出一种绿色的叫声，吃起来就像是接口测试的味道。", "question": "吃一小勺被sql注入的用户名会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家长会上，爸爸来晚了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "肚子饿了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4196087"}
{"text": "电电鳗的电鳗身上有一层保护层，被电鳗电的电鳗身上也有这样一层保护层。所以就算电电鳗的电鳗使劲电被电鳗电的电鳗被电鳗电的电鳗也不会被电电鳗的电鳗电死。", "question": "问大家一个问题，电鳗电电鳗会不会把电鳗电死，还是电电鳗的电鳗会被挨电的电鳗的电把电电鳗的电鳗电死呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Google员工平冈擅长营造出水管工的氛围。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "4919193"}
{"text": "小智你不要随随便便让人放十万伏特好不好！超累的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulpicmwu0BR1f0eEqf9x8ppdicvnyJMKlo8ic2qrN7QiaA5ItjlpRALwGVAg"}
{"text": "二叔在选皮套", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "太阳和三只乌鸦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3663069"}
{"text": "没想到会在通下水道时和楼下的邻居第一次打招呼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicrPb3mpkKnFhqiaKbx1689yib5OQ9uKkLI0uia9kmia8RM2OgvdGLSFe2pA"}
{"text": "爱乐之城2的导演怎么还不喊开始？", "question": null, "star": 140, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "新年限定皮肤，羡慕吗～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "我们化学了我们物理了我们生物了", "question": "你会怎么写三行情书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都以为其他网友是女孩儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEg9JkHZwDhSna2H7gq19BMawTBMYQVL0icneqOAehGNI1qO42co0rkUw"}
{"text": "同事暗恋一姑娘，几乎人尽皆知。一天，我们坐在一个餐桌吃饭，姑娘擦嘴忘了带纸巾，问我们借。同事赶紧拿出餐巾纸给姑娘，获得众人集体称赞。姑娘边擦边说，想不到你还蛮体贴的，随身带着纸巾同事脸一红，脱口而出：也不经常带，这是我上午上厕所剩下的", "question": "有哪些体现低情商的言行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次抱女孩子，耳朵都红了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RyUryMZ92nJyOIibsyETFE38sAm9jvy1yLl1qicO13a3IyEk7pqAMFZHbcNaibWjmmGTe3rgDgE9LWQ"}
{"text": "大家好！我是吉田！我就是我！那么！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6698464"}
{"text": "扔铅球扔了零米", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nLGticM6wgScSIG3yZovclG1TQSFfzhjZZIrtd0XK3XezCw5gY00uOAA"}
{"text": "杨教授，不好！病人要进化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwHzia7nnBXsQicDaOJImqiblG2w8L18dHBR8ZISXkyqQPxkyyZae1jE3ZMIaGnMvVqbPfcfWqMuluQ"}
{"text": "饭好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHSEtectYmYFoUz2Jn9OGdKPnLTBPQm0PrGvcgo2VN2ibbFHLTIxicJtM9g"}
{"text": "愣着干什么，快叫血站的车来，我要献血", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4sszSLcU9KISYXjWkAGStCnqaYpk6BFB24DWhS4UjuHDia3V0Y3ic8bia2Xg"}
{"text": "今年又是猫年。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5661078"}
{"text": "巨人、黑豹与成年猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "终于找到了吉田沙保里的弱点，就是她的脖子！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3400512"}
{"text": "这难道说是我们身体在互相替换吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7122671"}
{"text": "打劫！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq31ObF0ozU08zgczZ2YaibxewBWzSL4Zfic8HoF8EElzvMVzTwIPicTw67A"}
{"text": "我不知道该做什么了，所以尝试模仿大沼俱乐部和踏步。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5993327"}
{"text": "你要是这么想我也没办法。", "question": "女人的必杀技是「你敢吼我」，男人的必杀技是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为 win9 斩华雄去了", "question": "为什么Windows系统没有9却有11？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你这个想法就好像有人得了癌症，接受治疗之后。某人说，你看住院之前他好好的，治疗之后身体越来越差了……", "question": "反恐战争越打，恐怖事件越多，反恐战争是让世界更安全还是更危险？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！蟑螂！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4113768"}
{"text": "定春，那个不是大猩猩！是近藤，", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "放养驯鹿", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "公孙止，你还记得老身吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eox2y62nb3j20bg0aq75v"}
{"text": "已经四月了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7094220"}
{"text": "MAMA, WOOOO~~~", "question": null, "star": 254, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "它刚才是不是说了“喵”？没错，我也听见了！", "question": null, "star": 434, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy3ybwwpcpj61121deajd02"}
{"text": "等待口罩和补助申请书。", "question": "早上好，今天的目标是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5196091"}
{"text": "太君，救救我！ 那个声音是詹姆斯吗？不是！ 斯巴达克斯！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "我們会全力以赴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f0aqsvfa6xj20d70h33zy"}
{"text": "婚礼地点是哆啦A梦的头顶", "question": null, "star": 2657, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gknl0xhz3ej60x0180dl802"}
{"text": "因为时差，我现在就要早上去上班了。", "question": "下午的工作我实在不想回去，能麻烦你对我说句话吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5392834"}
{"text": "上家公司一个做内勤的女孩，要求老板加薪无果后，便把自己的朋友介绍到我们公司，她也成功被介绍到了对方的公司，工作还是原来的工作，两人交换了下老板，底薪就各涨了 30%，我们都被这种操作震惊到了，于是大家纷纷效仿，以至于同行业的几家公司，老板之间斗得你死我活，底下的员工却都成了亲密的战友。", "question": "「宁愿花 11K 重新招人，也不愿意花 9K 留住老员工」的现象是否属实？为什么会出现该现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哼，他也就这一科能考过我了！", "question": "如果老师和学生一起高考会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就像年少不懂事的时候，寒暑假买一堆书准备好好充个电。事实上，打开书你就困了，写道题目你就饿了，坐下半小时你就觉得不是板凳高了就是桌子矮了。反正哪里哪里都不对劲！", "question": "在家办公的你和平常有什么不一样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拉肚子治疗仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3HXtZSy0COmYbIMxHP0pzXv9eV5dehrxDdIeL8AZ3KHKvUfAkXYPmoA"}
{"text": "自由竟如此艰难！每天房租、家务、工作忙得不可开交...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6549077"}
{"text": "右眼被吐出的网球砸伤了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "别吐别吐！还有50米到服务区了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxfvr2v33fj30ci0elgqq"}
{"text": "禁止在水里放屁！“好的。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6E70ghibbZsFtbYsOxFLniafJgMjIAh3nHwOlPbps8W9Aibiaek31Z125qQ"}
{"text": "“糟糕，在当真和吾等分手时我说了那么多坏话，方一他们复合我就太尴尬了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iam7OrcmnzHpgibpiaxyia7mIp3kzia9Xbao5xnCMQLdxzApo7D3FmX45XyA"}
{"text": "这张照片上只贴了一个孩子，这是谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6523708"}
{"text": "你一个人点这么多烤串能吃完吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZk8cQ8ibt4ybgMFI7bJWgLvUjxW8QWE39GYq5xK7FRzCc1AmfzCIzAlXg"}
{"text": "我去了居酒屋。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "您上场了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5194095"}
{"text": "还不上菜你看什么看！！！！！", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "我有一个高中师兄，因为见义勇为勇斗抢劫犯获得了区（或者市？记不清了）级嘉奖，学校里扯了老大的横幅进行宣传。但是奇怪的是学校对内居然没有搞任何形式的嘉奖大会，甚至招生的时候也避而不谈。后来通过和我们关系比较铁的老师知道了真相。这位师兄是我们高中著名的混混。哥们在上课时间逃课在校门口的马路牙子上蹲着抽烟，那个抢劫犯夺命狂奔的时候好死不死的从师兄身旁跑过，把烟碰掉了，师兄骂了一句 zeinima 就追上去爆捶，然后被尾随而来的民警同志逮个正着。然后据说这个事情作为正面典型上过市级日报，但是学校的宣传一直三缄其口。我数了一下关键字：逃课、抽烟、打架这特么的怎么宣传？我都能感觉到校领导班子的心塞。", "question": "有哪些「幸亏没去上课」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黄袍马褂", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "风扇！风扇！！调到弱档！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecasoorv6uj20ap092gmk"}
{"text": "歪个楼吧。我遇到过那种跟我说地球历史只有五千年的美国人。他很跟我高谈阔论一阵之后神秘的问我：“你常说中国的历史很悠久，有五千多年，那你们的祖先见过恐龙吗？”我认真的想了一下，回答他说：“我不认为人类曾于恐龙共处一世，如果有，那么我们的食谱上会记载恐龙的口味和做法。”", "question": "美国人有哪些反智现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的律师姓“库”。我爸妈刚认识他的时候总是记不清楚。后来就发生了如下对话。我妈：“你最近联系车律师了吗？有没有什么消息？”我：“车律师？谁是车律师？”我妈：“不对。他好像不姓‘车’。姓什么来着？”我爸：“人家姓仓。仓律师。”我：“仓律师？仓律师又是谁？…”我爸：“就是咱们上个月见过的那个。”我：“你说的是库律师吗？……”我爸我妈：“啊哈哈哈哈哈……”", "question": "拥有稀有姓氏是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "少女PTA：girl PTA", "question": "把曲名用字母表中的七个字母拼出来，会很有趣，试试看吧。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "7341932"}
{"text": "因为用水把情报弄糊的间谍已经死了，所以现在留下的都是用火烧情报的。", "question": "间谍为什么总是用火烧情报而不是用水把情报弄糊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "延长退休时间到60岁通知", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "不可以自己跟自己请假啦部长！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcdaclf5v5j30ci0elwh4"}
{"text": "吗咿呀~~~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyl87vfdzhj30ci0elgod"}
{"text": "tui！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7KMFuS3IR2OK9R4P8ibakibCQ5KZxjqTCwhibnAzvPtNxay1F4GmSIbh0A"}
{"text": "小狐狸正练习报恩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6au3icl4suK3dbBBWuNsJe4GbaSFVuf6nOtOncMP8NhOsJsUiatqY1EdA"}
{"text": "“先生那颗星星是金的，所以先生胜利”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "每天只抽免费扭蛋的零元用户。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2932840"}
{"text": "做数学题时你以为自己找到了一种精妙的解决方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibhecH7zBMObnibJcXHGcX7TbWq3o7AyPkia0k7picoZ0ur5T17xO0TwoQg"}
{"text": "体育课后的语文课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h07cwqh77tj30ci0elad4"}
{"text": "买完新衣服和化妆品等着喝西北风", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70uss8qNWtMmggibHD6ib9icXu2yqturaR0fTvr91ZuoHyydqGFhXTX4Te66A"}
{"text": "掉下去之前他们也是猫", "question": null, "star": 186, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "尼特：“这是什么事儿啊！”", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "「非常抱歉！路上帮助了一位水獭所以面试迟……啊！您就是那位！？」『吼吼……请坐吧～我是这家公司的会长』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h423k3vxdaj30ci0elafm"}
{"text": "当一个人抬起头望天", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "3亿的积蓄原来不是钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGONClo9LrTjdBmqJNsk5TMx59WUcfu8tjLyULu5nYydjxc25hY0icjTA"}
{"text": "你看！这就是没能促成情侣的鸭子船的下场！", "question": null, "star": 146, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzmii6xo9ij60u00wpn1q02"}
{"text": "你们一定要听话哦，不要再到处乱跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7NCQf0XEBv7bOePq4h5eYlIrJZ1m81NLReYIpvXNh46cfgmmVKAHgAw"}
{"text": "你们问的人往那边去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYN86udDMPK4x9NqxPbjQLRNsvNhRNDLMJlXWHiaNiaKpCUva5IgfTV5p2Q"}
{"text": "现在不叫「门不当户不对」了，改叫「三观不合」。", "question": "90 后女生的「门当户对」观念会消失吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "寿司外卖。", "question": "给公司名字加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "7165762"}
{"text": "重要的事情再说一遍：ANANOLEVEES不是插入的时候舒服，而是拔出来的时候舒服！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6984705"}
{"text": "对手太胖了系不上，他们把冠军腰带给我了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "你的体育是语文老师教的吧！（来自体育老师的逆袭）", "question": "「无氧运动有副作用，应该尽量避免」是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？足浴？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWre6HT85SbUh6QuCGyRicmpibRjXPxoEdH1ezIDIyVvllibMgICU6piccst8g"}
{"text": "为了爸爸，我买了一些高级的东西，结果把钱都花光了。", "question": "父亲节的那些事儿", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4465790"}
{"text": "意识到广告上的招聘模特其实是用于解剖课的但是已经来不及了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKflOv8jptYL7cDTcaYSKcedSiajHgP7paBsQD3M00BzGgjkLa1ibTTicrw"}
{"text": "对不起，我不会再骗你了……是的，你被我骗了，这是我的内衣口袋。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1317284"}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀！新面孔啊！那个……乱七八糟的……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1992683"}
{"text": "不充会员的话你的愿望可能不会百分之百的实现哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3gibocjibe0ZSgEImbHMFAw6iacAp8b5gv6YPYNmSTWWojQibuMC8iamU4qA"}
{"text": "现实视角下正在进行推理的名侦探柯南", "question": null, "star": 83, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "等主人拉屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyFffibnln31hqwLn5SoDFYOqTzjkUtMSrxmJdKtnL2hIGoial18183lvgQ"}
{"text": "你会成为各大豪门哄抢的替补门将。2：0 领先后换你上场，其他球员就可以歇着看你表演。最终比分 2:1。战略级选手。", "question": "如果我是个门将，每场比赛必丢且只丢一球，能打五大联赛吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好久没回家了，结果停车场建起来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6913322"}
{"text": "下铺的充气娃娃到货了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZfjuC0FRBkI7awGEnuG9pTP49qqKYFibog8ibH2GAPkibAJZUfPz4yYTZA"}
{"text": "三年级左右的小学生，没有任何一个香蕉成熟。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1545024"}
{"text": "不知道怎么分析。", "question": "如何用意识形态批评的方法分析王小帅的电影《我 11》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相应管理行为应显示为由 XX 号管理员做出。", "question": "大家对知乎有什么可行的改造意见？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "2+2，2×2，2^2，2！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "我和前辈搞砸了。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797168"}
{"text": "学校的邮箱名是按照名字的首字母和姓的全拼起的，然而我的邮箱名便是一个喜闻乐见的 L（laugh）m（my）a（ass）o（off）。怪不得和他们互留邮箱名的时候朝我一脸淫笑。", "question": "外国人对中国人有哪些误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "迎来了晴朗的星空之日。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673567"}
{"text": "你的四核处理器工作时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63pDmicAhZjYHWLicXRPR5dfOgN7zDPFgFEib84mP8spG9RUdicoDXUOFkEfw"}
{"text": "不好意思，我无法识别您输入的文字，请提供正确的文字。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4732106"}
{"text": "他果然，只想要我的身体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibPxKBs3tAQxDAFHNtJdPkXVmiaxQOrmlVkCpwqvD4RkjCHOuiaA1JrovA"}
{"text": "泳池扩建中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrRNFuQF5cQ1zqibvk3YbO8I6kYLiaLd8oHms0mwicbQ8iaGntaJQ42IHEU4w"}
{"text": "平时：所有科学都是物理的分支！（夸张手法）评诺贝尔奖的时候：这也算物理？", "question": "2021 年诺贝尔物理学奖授予气候变暖等复杂物理系统的研究，这些成果有着怎样的意义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你以为出布就能赢我了？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhwUHvhqibDrCKqLlf5p7tRUpPGMS3bTYUY1CEh5Xmo02D95VNXbI3nUXQ"}
{"text": "今天地面好烫啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNdUlu87DwJlLFibwoxSIYoSviaNfJ4ZRZmzn8HX6kmmPt1bE8OdghNliag"}
{"text": "都这么说了，却像从未来来迎接我一样。再见了，爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5963561"}
{"text": "打出租车的就是比等公交的叼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQKu9PkhR2lm06kUFicSzuSnOhCu7yhpF3LXnhsas4ic0PsI0yCpSPgCliau6dymW7F0CRuK1js2ibEw"}
{"text": "为什么你有3只手？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "在海边钓鱼的时候，附近海域的主人找我麻烦了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5152893"}
{"text": "在北风和太阳比赛开始之前，他们先脱下了衣服。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005480"}
{"text": "启动手机的照相模式结果是内镜头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecosnm8osuj20b80b875t"}
{"text": "我：你知道为啥丑小鸭能变成白天鹅吗？表妹（7 岁）：因为它爸爸妈妈是天鹅，它是天鹅生的。我：那你觉得鸭子努力可以变成天鹅吗？表妹：不可以啊。我：那你不觉得安徒生在骗人吗？表妹：人家是告诉你不能因为没人喜欢你就自暴自弃，不能因为别人外貌丑就瞧不起别人，又不是真的教你从鸭子变成天鹅。我：哦……", "question": "为什么丑小鸭这样一个出身至上论的黑童话会被人们不断讲给孩子听？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘻嘻！我们还差得远呢？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5356361"}
{"text": "我说嘿你说哟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "“不是说宜家工作很轻松吗？”", "question": null, "star": 2153, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "打完疫苗后吓唬下一个排队的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gudquomnp4j60ci0eldjy02"}
{"text": "交换的时候去上了一门 HIST222【美国历史】课。考完期中考试之后，教授痛心疾首地在 lecture 上提了一句，咱们这次的最高分不仅是一个中国学生，还是一个来交换的在美国才生活了不到两个月的中国学生。(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻我当时还心想，这是哪位大腿我下来这几个月一定要抱紧＋这哥们儿可以啊别引起中美冲突了……晚上一查分才发现，艹，我就是那个中国学生。", "question": "有没有哪一瞬间你感觉自己为国争光了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "头发可以染12种颜色以内。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7148640"}
{"text": "闭上眼睛吃大理石巧克力，然后猜它的颜色。", "question": "绝对不能被表扬，但只有我能做的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1221851"}
{"text": "咦，我要去哪来着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3d7Qhf3ibjgSAvsc8wdtqkAU0cAhYibFgXxVkTZ7YrqvVicyS6do81VK9w"}
{"text": "末日的归宿", "question": "把老人院说得好听一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5423476"}
{"text": "你是普鲸？第一次听说海里有你这种生物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotI39qdmJWnPjqnyw4iaNsaicJNtr92oQD1LyS3Y3q4xHweDoYibhtExibAA"}
{"text": "互相一直给对方让路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hiwv6bivh4j30ci0el0tw"}
{"text": "录像忘记录了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5283029"}
{"text": "其实每次高跟鞋松脱都是这只妖精在作怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec8zqciudxj20av09ojs7"}
{"text": "笑一笑，没关系！", "question": "医院的名字让人感到不安到无法忍受。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1404431"}
{"text": "猫的盲道", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "没有的东西以外都齐全。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7083182"}
{"text": "棒棒糖一般是先舔掉巧克力的部分，然后再吃脆皮的部分。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3033084"}
{"text": "海绵宝宝，你的上下颠倒了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7109205"}
{"text": "忘记登录密码了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3676227"}
{"text": "漂亮的人的鼾声是花香。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3140371"}
{"text": "看到方糖的蚂蚁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6dXHCO6pt64ThV6qoXgWerJXF0MYjiboFJfcQNR7Iz80liauZQLsKeibEQ"}
{"text": "招手招到这种程度出租车还是不停", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em0boxsoicj209c0cvta8"}
{"text": "啊！日旺财那家伙！又睡在老爸床上了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grbx8h24snj30ci0elgvg"}
{"text": "如果成功，晚餐就是鱼翅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE1CCqYLWibv332jfnGWvdS5gKymSax5eZGIBsBKcnx9rBqvByzz80Z4w"}
{"text": "比赛谁能吃辣椒成为新的奥运项目", "question": "川渝将共同积极申办 2032 年夏季奥运会，你有哪些期待？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你给我画胡子了？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5776201"}
{"text": "实况足球：刚才有位观众发来短信说，主持人应该请一位英文女主播，比如尼可基德曼，你出钱哪……", "question": "解说的时候有什么技巧可以防止没话说冷场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我来到狙击场，但是忘记带枪了。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "我来帮你提接下来你要来知乎提的问题。单子我都列好了。我要西式婚礼，他父母坚持要中式婚礼，怎么办？医生要剖腹产，他妈坚持自然分娩对孩子好，怎么办？坐月子老公一点不搭手，我说了他几句，婆婆就说我不懂事，说他一天上班多累，要体谅他，怎么办？我想带孩子回娘家看看。可是我婆婆说太远了，孩子不能遭罪，你回去可以，孩子不许带回去，怎么办？我要孩子自己吃饭，养成好习惯。可是婆婆非说饿着她孙子了，要喂饭，怎么办？我还能写五千字。然后你想起多年前，你曾一腔热情想去拜见未来的爸爸妈妈，但是他们不让你进门。你觉得你是为了真爱，所以忍了下来。接着你低下头看看怀里的孩子，柔声说，「宝贝，妈妈都是为了你才忍下来了。你以后可要听妈妈的话啊。」", "question": "恋爱 8 年，第一次领回家不让进家门，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牛躲", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "他家的房顶可真够低的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecp3ui1jhuj20ak0bdq42"}
{"text": "学烤饼干时候满心期待打开烤箱的我看到的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TBP4NQqdjh634FiaOgWrtuweAh8kjuVro0gm69zEkDJ7ZMwLgDSMjWibw"}
{"text": "在高速公路上当司机突然说：我觉得人一生好长啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqWtLdOcQbqiaWJfF46vPCyrIgUwZ2yiciaVTj04tWmOicXkSxdlDMDs4PmA"}
{"text": "喂，这东西不动啊糟了，跟大叔说一声吧我也是我也是我也是等等，我们到底要做什么？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4078058"}
{"text": "香气宜人，快点来体验阳光般的泡泡力量！", "question": "请说些无关紧要的话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6797121"}
{"text": "「我的女朋友想让我像对待公主一样对她。」「于是我把她嫁给了一个不认识的男的以改善我和邻国的关系。」祝你好运……", "question": "怎么能过上中世纪的贵族生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别对我本国队有任何期待。", "question": "请问如何正确地欣赏世界杯？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3633965"}
{"text": "又停电了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0iavKmchIJhoHWrGJOjr3YODYjWL2QkFfYwZdibtFLQPxibSiaxia4SicRQZg"}
{"text": "跑到气管的米饭粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFeicgHttvCr4mzRNSHrRWTKv8vzDeNwNWCakicIERuCwtI3XL0ib3KvuWeQ"}
{"text": "我们尽力了手术成功了为什么会这样医生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RM0ibaeDMwMvGmmyCNFkcP6ba9qOgIJkOYfo0X60fGJRKwjFR6hQQA3UgxeGowI2J9vCSiaCjScF8g"}
{"text": "这次强力胶变成绿色的了", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "「你嘴这么贫怎么不去说相声呢？」", "question": "如何礼貌回答「你长这么高怎么不去打篮球呢？」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电影《巧克力香蕉》", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070818"}
{"text": "第三名我能活很久的好不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3VYIc0bnlmQIcYUCAOHIcItq1QI9amzOpG3pCfbxjfWCJZpoibtVkHrw"}
{"text": "早上好呀主人！别再为少爷今天的幼儿园演出服困扰了啦马上就做好了哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grgwld8txkj30ci0elgs2"}
{"text": "细思恐极", "question": "有没有可能存在故意不通过图灵测试的 AI？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7193857"}
{"text": "这是SD高达系列吧？", "question": "SDGs是可持续发展目标的缩写，它要求我们必须采取行动来保护地球和人类社会。", "star": 63, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160287"}
{"text": "报告长官！嫌疑人貌似察觉到了我们的跟踪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tzByDCW4nrCG9kITXkKY5jIUbEPCJysgLowiaq76qWdOGd0Rccn9c44w"}
{"text": "三对情侣 + 2 个单身...", "question": "「快来快来数一数，二四六七八」，为什么是二四六七八？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "期末考试来了，又要挂柯南了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRibCIicpOspicicAoWiaMZLAV3icibkNbWp2C4osT7WTrKLOtibbvNpGicibRMYPw"}
{"text": "诶，那是什么，智能手机？我的旧的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6905981"}
{"text": "好长时间不上微博了，强力胶是没人玩的烂梗了？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "按下冲水按钮，水位越升越高，经久不落。那是最令我恐惧的时刻。", "question": "你所经历过的最恐怖惊悚的真实事件是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "防波堤的中文常用表达是 海堤 或者 海岸防护工程。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6984509"}
{"text": "看人下菜碟？", "question": "天津一饭店为避免浪费，按性别分类推出 「女版盒饭」，是否合理？可能会造成哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麦当劳的盒饭。", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "如果不这样，玩百人一首就会输，所以要不动声色地用'柚子粉'增加张数，不让对方发现。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "3697063"}
{"text": "无论怎么计算花瓶都碎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc7t1el9c5j30ci0eltdr"}
{"text": "罗恩专用车锚", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "尼特族啊，一生都别想安逸度过！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3433764"}
{"text": "“您要的‘世界再见了’礼物已到账！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "当柯南推理错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1ubJledrCq4w8nVQnNmCdgO30niad7qH5mNtEy9KspZ0gL5oBdNahEWlw"}
{"text": "你那拳头什么意思？我也摆好格斗姿势了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1a9iqmvcoj30ci0el0va"}
{"text": "是食堂而不是水房。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6857297"}
{"text": "明天的天气怎么样？", "question": "织田信长现在可能在搜索的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7097264"}
{"text": "交往第二天，在初次的约会中有些紧张。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6743855"}
{"text": "肾脏", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "说是无限列车！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6934712"}
{"text": "！任务无响应，是否关闭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVT9kqJqHgOOxffjy6Ae56xBhhQxKQbdLk8aF3Z8XqAckLe2ToUL31QCQ"}
{"text": "连我认识的北京人民都不觉得北京小吃「好吃」。他们说的更多的是「哥们儿就好这一口儿」。就非常北京，令人喜爱。", "question": "如何评价「全国人民都认为北京小吃不好吃」这个论断？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这股力量真是强大啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7244988"}
{"text": "冰淇淋很好吃", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4286476"}
{"text": "1，2，茄～子~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3c8nnrfhhj20yi0tq46m"}
{"text": "被钢琴键盖砸到双手的贝多芬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eehw6fqcn1j20av07pdg9"}
{"text": "养育了小海带。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6028956"}
{"text": "《哆啦A梦的歌里唱到的事》", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "又到了每天播放人故事“的时间了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtQ7DWNbSA2SVUAUmZLxMCEa2mIaNWkuiaCOMzEYCqiass7NGZBkPdOkqg"}
{"text": "你能看见我的眼睛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea4lj57wn1j20c20cymyl"}
{"text": "「不得了的学校」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs75a8os0xj30ci0eldmd"}
{"text": "我还有三个月，一百天后会死的鳄鱼。", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "她在花样滑冰比赛中创造了历史最低分，但还是摆出了这张脸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7327441"}
{"text": "推销员，我对这个不感兴趣你再怎么画我也不会买的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzBLJRHoZeEYGNm2GbSiatxjNHcHCjokafEq1ljH3ianlweDjpv5HAhSURFicshP4sXyJplt1sEZDzg"}
{"text": "咱们", "question": null, "star": 241, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "孩子：“妈妈~这是什么？” 妈妈：“啊，这个是，新的太空食物。”", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379034"}
{"text": "在电车上搅拌纳豆也是茨城县的常识，所以要忍耐。", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "「对不起我错了！我给你跪下了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejwpxtsdshj20at0cn0t3"}
{"text": "摔了十七次跤，终于闪闪发光了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3432881"}
{"text": "华丽地躲开了老师扔来的粉笔头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvPGopq5icOyiaZsCicPAknhQhEef2g1vdoZ9CmIObtiacDQp42w4Bmu8mEg"}
{"text": "就好这口！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaeJbWT3MtSy6ZTyXm2DB5SEicPSldDQGagwoeqzQjnT8ibEyyH53fqkSg"}
{"text": "中国教育永远不缺少借口。最初说港台流行文化影响了孩子。后来说日本漫画和电子游戏影响了孩子。后来说网络和电脑游戏影响了孩子。现在又说手机影响了孩子。就好像中国教育从来都没错过一样！", "question": "老师说：「中国要立一条法律 18 岁以下的人不能使用手机中国才会崛起」，如何反驳?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "禁止二次污染。", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "我喜欢捉弄偶尔才会坐的电车司机。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6703360"}
{"text": "我想知道为什么变成了这样。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3668941"}
{"text": "当你吃了驱虫药，你体内的虫：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicbtD98j0prmPoURYAibAAZyoAticgGrjkEqOfiapEVOiatqPusmk95AFwAw"}
{"text": "他把涂太多了的护手霜分给我了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7245765"}
{"text": "男人进入了耻辱的防御启动状态。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6663459"}
{"text": "光是贴着睡觉得很舒服，但渐渐地感觉不够了。", "question": null, "star": 645, "type": "I2T", "image": "7190728"}
{"text": "大石郎，这下你吃不到我了吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448709"}
{"text": "犯人就往那边逃走了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7263125"}
{"text": "没预订PS5。", "question": "遥不可及的东西", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388945"}
{"text": "不用担心啦！", "question": "无法不加抑扬就发音的词语。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4239752"}
{"text": "六点起和六点睡的人", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "这种花草，凝聚着可怜小姐的灵魂啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280090"}
{"text": "S08E3：这剧情有点怪。S08E4：这什么剧情？S08E5：这什么剧？", "question": "如何评价《权力的游戏》第八季第五集 S08E05「The Bells」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不会喝冲剂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ed04xrnvu0j20ac0b3q48"}
{"text": "出场时缓慢落下的敌人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9v02ngd2bj30ci0el42x"}
{"text": "从他能找到女朋友这点看来，他至少比我有出息。", "question": "25 岁男生为了打游戏提前一个小时起床，玩到迟到才去公司，这种人有出息吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "财政赤字：fángzhèng chìzǐ", "question": "举个越变越大就越麻烦的东西的例子。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306010"}
{"text": "本周的《ame talk》“被童星时代荣光束缚的艺人”画面播放事故级别。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3626150"}
{"text": "手机摄像头还能看红外射线，可以用来检查遥控器是否坏了。", "question": "哪些事情让你觉得「哇！还可以这么干」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备去买猫罐头突然到了宠物医院", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "我们做基础研究的实际意义就是让你将来上大学学的课更多更难。", "question": "做科研的人会时常怀疑自己项目的实际意义吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想在众人面前被骂吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6549225"}
{"text": "一亿来的快去的也快。开始买地，各种买买买，然后买股票，利用别人对地的使用来收钱。而且钱越来越多，物价指数也越来越高。刚开始在一起的四个小伙伴贫富差距拉的越来越大，我看来很普通的操作他们可能随时会破产。后来真的就到一亿了，物价指数已经高的离谱。基本上踩到一个我的楼对面就会立马破产。最后一个伙伴孙小美也倒下了，游戏结束了。看着屏幕上的钱数和恭喜你赢了，陷入无尽的空虚。钱这种东西，果然是身外之物。", "question": "有一亿财富是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你打倒的家伙是最终BOSS！故事结束了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7031221"}
{"text": "右手提着女人脚的模特", "question": null, "star": 48, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "高级轿车在年金发放日聚集在银行停车场。", "question": "你认为是浪费的东西或事情。", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "4260853"}
{"text": "帮我买个香蕉味的！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "猫并", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "古德猫宁。", "question": "如何用一句话来证明你的英文水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "重度远视眼的座位被安排在操场上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3t2sym0Br4rPCDXMIic0cribYtlfZo52EDkUNm4ILeaGs6OQPmaAeaamw"}
{"text": "咱们一起去泡露天温泉吧？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5985849"}
{"text": "主人~不给我吃的我就要吃掉家了哦~!", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6877538"}
{"text": "他说给我点颜射看看是特么来真的啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNBawllXXkQ99n1TorYQQqNjB7kFYx2EIic367Lt9msQVfREzOSkNn8gA"}
{"text": "班上平时最不起眼的山下与田中产生了大冲突", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc68o0trv9j30ci0elq4z"}
{"text": "作为这个计划之中的一名学生 我觉得学校还是不要想太多比较好", "question": "清华重点培养290名学生，出言要培养一个诺贝尔来，大家怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好~啦~阿姨~！静香把罐子打碎啦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs8mibbvwmj30ci0elgpf"}
{"text": "谁把他俩挖出来的？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia87uL9Uppeg0ZSdK7XjO7O7WlyZqX9HP5KPexWLvwToF5b9v1gISC9VA"}
{"text": "好兄弟！我差点以为车里的皮包是你！\n我也是QAQ", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNWe9SFvTvYT8TdpachN6FULe7DwF55ScWqtIHDQaZPf5GfIlojcx7sw"}
{"text": "国字头事业单位。信息中心，员工 A 总受领导 B 的批评，为了方便信息化建设及维护，我们信息中心的账号都是域管理员，于是 A 远程登录到了 B 领导上司（正局级）的电脑上，并用上司的邮箱给 B 发了封邮件：「不要总批评 xxx（他自己），对他好点，不然你就等着吧！」等着吧……吧……开除了。", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阴性！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblXIbBa358g9iavJp2rnWZrdtDzL4oCsjG4QsibDtPkk9KxRDpY2iaicPKqow"}
{"text": "三个隐身斗篷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5icNkFJxwicqSA2T1WqickdHSvtNibaRf3ica2uuBbylVWUVKSGgIeGkNnmw"}
{"text": "在这儿找不到值钱的东西。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212397"}
{"text": "但他还是通过勺子的反光牢牢掌握了我的动向并且握紧了拳头随时反击胖虎那孩子交的朋友真不赖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gnjl7kb9v3j30ci0el45e"}
{"text": "玩狼人杀法官突然内急", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVJ3AE623OycBib3h71bb0ZAA0hNO0U6IOjxJgEUgia9I88uMXdRZJdU7A"}
{"text": "中目的地：大雄宝殿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5nh3jMmjsbuKTeOHPx5Diap3qpVhfBU9rPLorW526MwAzg3I7zg9sficg"}
{"text": "必", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qcc3Uy6sbQJVlSarkFZLGsGO9s8UotdO92wCN9Ps2KiaQNQFAa1PaovhYaLeRYKks0O6OMuFmdzag"}
{"text": "爷爷给的压岁钱，但是现在已经不能用的钞票了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6768987"}
{"text": "把我的玩具还给我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h313wx6jf1j30ci0elgpr"}
{"text": "呵呵呵呵呵呵，接吻查出对方的畸形舌侧尖好么！", "question": "牙医接吻时会有心理障碍吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "级别一千了还这么自我中心啊。", "question": "这个人很任性，要求很多，一共有1000个愿望。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4808040"}
{"text": "《罗密欧与朱丽叶》罗密欧之前热恋的是罗瑟琳，结果一看到朱丽叶就被她的美貌所俘获，完全忘记了之前要死要活的罗瑟琳。人类历史真是一个看脸的历史。", "question": "哪个故事很有名，但是你读起来的感受和它宣扬的价值观完全不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以稍微放松一点，就算是模仿也可以。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279660"}
{"text": "《最后的晚餐》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "“嗯，我刚来。”", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "6456636"}
{"text": "黑眼圈深度", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "电量耗尽，将在30秒后关机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEaffhkHIu1zvdRVy2jAyjw1GSNAyicdtAYMKWS5GfGibibPQRvhlu6f0kQ"}
{"text": "首先，我们做出如下假设： 鹅和鸭都是完美球形…… 鹅和鸭的体温都是 40℃，「水暖」都是 15℃。 鹅的体重是鸭的两倍，也就是说，鹅的直径大约是鸭的 1.26 倍，表面积是鸭的 1.6 倍。鹅绒和鸭绒占体重比例相同，但是鹅绒的填充率是鸭的 2 倍，也就是说，等量鹅绒填充体积是鸭的两倍，因此可以估算鹅绒厚度是鸭绒的 2.5 倍，鹅绒和鸭绒热导率相等。根据热传导方程，很容易计算出鹅的传热强度低于鸭。 所以，春江水暖鸭先知，古之人诚不我欺也。什么？你说鸭脚鹅脚没有羽绒，所以能更先知道水温？ 太幼稚了，球形鸭球形鹅哪来的脚？", "question": "一只鸭和一只鹅近距离处于同一湖面中，谁能先知道春江水暖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "七连休", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gajdf96za9j2115115tem"}
{"text": "无人岛", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7119557"}
{"text": "这是Lego的手，也是男生半夜的手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyiciaicX6Vh3lcJAM4bBGFxdKGzdGUhXYq8SNnnYHRVfrfb57oe0yB8fhrw"}
{"text": "老师你作业还没", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6p1o5bj209i0aljsx"}
{"text": "你不会光顾着提问了，还让她在外头站着呢吧……", "question": "出差半夜已婚异性领导敲我房间门，说在自己的酒店房间害怕，这是什么意思？我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鲁迅发表了一条新动态。周树人、自树、庚辰、索子、索士、树人等 190 人觉得很赞。", "question": "鲁迅的笔名为何如此之多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你用哪只眼睛看我啊？ 你自己不是也用左眼看着我吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5233313"}
{"text": "为了六万块钱唠叨半天，想必您的资产并没有排到省内前三百。作为学习成绩排名省内三百多的优秀学生，您的女儿应该批评您。", "question": "女儿差一分免学费，我该批评她吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "笨蛋。", "question": "两个字的情书如何写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“所以你家有后空翻的猫是在骗我的对吧？”", "question": null, "star": 301, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "你能不能稍微祈祷一下呢？", "question": "哎？这个人好像有点宗教信仰啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1910110"}
{"text": "每当听到咚的声音就想叫出塔科斯，每当听到shan的声音就想喊出噗，但还是拼命忍住不叫出来，继续演奏。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2068364"}
{"text": "如果星星能给予，就原谅吧。", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "波平的最终形态", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5314791"}
{"text": "我一姐儿们说过，整容，就是为了让你看着咱贵！", "question": "整容到底为了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上上个月我们公司的一段真实对话。客户：我想做一个大上海啊，就是能在整个上海走来走去，骑个自行车，开车走，开飞机也行。我：投资人是不是最近玩了 GTA5？客户：好像叫这个名字，什么侠盗车……但我们要做的比那个好，那些商铺要都开着！里面要有人走来走去！有喷泉的都要有水喷出来，不然不真实！我：呵呵，您继续（心里已经走过一万个草拟马）然后省略 N 万字……客户：嗯~~~第一笔项目资金~~~先拨个 2 千万吧！我：哇……有点……受宠若惊（没想到有那么多资金）那么开发周期……客户：2 个月时间够不够？我：……客户：那就 3 个月，不能再拖了！真的！这样的投资人我们公司 1 个月能碰上 2、3 个。", "question": "为什么中国做不出守望先锋这样的游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑色恶魔……是吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "316032"}
{"text": "你说你上个学上个班上个街人家认识我了以后叫我什么小龟、老龟、龟哥、阿龟、龟龟也就算了，毕竟我的姓很少见嘛拿来用我也就不跟你们一般见识了。可是你造吗？在家里我全家人都叫我「小龟」！！！EXM？？？我妈那边的亲戚（包括我妈）这样叫我就算了，我爸那边的亲戚（包括我爸我爷爷）这样叫我是什么鬼？？？你们不姓归啊？？？我这个归姓是石头缝里蹦出来的啊？你们整天小龟小龟的叫不觉得膈应啊？？？哎呀我去，真是受不了！！为什么其它亲戚或者亲戚家的小孩的小名都那么正常（一般是名字的最后一个字然后叠一下），然后到我就是小龟？？？EXM？？？？", "question": "诸位的小名叫什么？有何寓意？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她的午餐是亲手做的便当 ❤️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041879"}
{"text": "沉迷于太鼓达人的疯狂不良少年&女友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec8zqdf1epj20bn0a6gmw"}
{"text": "我刚刚到底为什么要说不需要袋子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pMPvRnyicTv3Jrw3PKw76icwLibKiaxYSunN3J9OQdias1AwSiaelIPTIfA3w"}
{"text": "特别会推经络的金牌SPA技师", "question": null, "star": 224, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx6crs8u0ij611y16rjxx02"}
{"text": "我朋友跟我说：「Hey Ryan, you are the only poor Chinese I've ever met!」.......给祖国丢脸了，对不起......", "question": "在外国学生眼中，中国留学生是一个什么样的群体？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "碰疼了你的脚趾，这把椅子真的感到很抱歉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrfPF4DSfk4EFdbibeVUID4LibwfemzhajcmyibY0WblCpMRqvHkic8JxHrg"}
{"text": "题主不要想给自己找借口了，我们都打得过的。不要放弃治疗。", "question": "为什么某些成年人玩英雄联盟连小学生都打不赢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "面包车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFptm2XsOrOJLn9AIKDByyAYNJZmlYmTcmv7vfmhIicCgRJQfFffF9EuQ"}
{"text": "反复横跳", "question": null, "star": 125, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwo5c41g3vj612t1fqacz02"}
{"text": "这就得问我了，因为我有文化。美国的早晨就是我们的晚上，时差懂吧，时差，所以美国人早晨洗澡，就是我们的晚上洗澡。您瞧瞧。", "question": "美国人为什么要在早晨洗澡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "- 你知道这里错了，为什么不改过来啊？- 要到第二遍检查时才发现的错误，有什么被改正的资格？", "question": "学霸可以有多霸?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "：因为它是恐椅ji", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "这一道题该抽谁回答好呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmu12cc06dj30ci0eln5t"}
{"text": "组成头部", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "果然还是无法战胜静香大雄你快逃吧……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm3t5rsmbmj30ci0eln49"}
{"text": "小时候偷妈子的口红涂在嘴上，想找个地方把口红印下来，看看口红印下来的颜色和形状是怎样的……然后我随手拿起我爸干净的衬衣，在翻领子的内侧……印上了我的口红，然后原封把衣服放回去。老妈洗衣服的时候拿衬衣质问我爸，我爸一脸懵逼状，我在一旁沉默着，我怕被骂 -.-", "question": "你有没有干过什么一直藏在心里不愿别人知道的坏事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我姐和我说，任何恐怖片只要想象有个导演在旁边拿个大喇叭高喊：「这条拍得不错，收工！」喜感就立马出来了。妈妈再也不用担心我看恐怖片了，欧耶～！", "question": "为什么有的人看恐怖片不害怕，有的人却被吓得要死？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "套用我朋友的一句话：合着我就是得按你们的意思结了，再按我的意思离了是吧～", "question": "该不该和自己不喜欢的相亲对象步入婚姻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "应对投诉", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "看着这个，有种掀开裙子的感觉，能让人平静下来。你没事吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1561284"}
{"text": "所以我说了嘛，熬夜对皮肤和身体都不好。我们还是去睡觉吧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847705"}
{"text": "我因为丢分被罚女装", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "它哭泣了。", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 1869, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "小时候拿钥匙插入了电路板，麻得我流眼泪。待眼泪流净，我又伸手去把钥匙拔出来。", "question": "你生活中见到的脑残行为有哪些?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从前有四只眼睛……", "question": "三只小猪的可怕秘密过去是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1792245"}
{"text": "说个小时候的真事儿。一次不知为啥被爹娘批评了，内心极度不服。大夏天中午，太阳白花花的，我冲出家门，沿着小区街道挨家挨户大喊：「现在修改法律！现在小孩管大人！」喊了一条街，嗓子都哑了也没见一个人出来支持我一下，我的人生首次革命于是宣告彻底失败，只好灰溜溜地流亡回家继续过挨批的日子。", "question": "你们身边有哪些人硬生生地活成了段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想，当各种伟大的人想到什么时，就是这种感觉吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3479108"}
{"text": "下一个饲主是石油王", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4v0ixgxycj30ci0elgq2"}
{"text": "宅男/宅女", "question": "要是这样的转学生就别来了。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3660974"}
{"text": "翻花绳世界冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibO9cCNeLJ0wBNricOGOTrhxUPZptNpewjer8Mtxj7qyic7LIICvVQWKGQ"}
{"text": "「你有十年时间想想这一分钟该说什么。」", "question": "如果你可以给十年前的自己打一个一分钟的电话，你会说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "8 个月前从国企离职，原因很简单：一年的时间，国企教我怎么做人，可是，其实我想做点事......", "question": "你为什么从国企离职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在烤肉店门口吃白米饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwb4fjvu4rj30ci0elmzr"}
{"text": "100米自由泳项目中最受瞩目的新星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ek0hwy7tgnj20au08xab1"}
{"text": "阿基米德：给我一个杠杆我能撬动地球。金融人：喏，这个三倍杠杆借给你。第二天开盘，阿基米德净亏两个地球。", "question": "金融领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，NHK！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1256473"}
{"text": "我记得被勇者用催眠术迷倒在那里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4605038"}
{"text": "二维码", "question": "请问这是什么部首的名称？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3821362"}
{"text": "基本废铁价，建议给这车一个故事然后扔豆瓣去卖", "question": "骑了近 36 年的永久自行车现在能卖多少钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买衣服开始买合身的，而不是大一号开始。", "question": "男生如何变得成熟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "变成鬼还是爱打翻东西的猫猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaeoVqNtXy75eWk1xKjJmS5Xxhn7hymS6nXPx6QRajnM4n4uychGTJAA"}
{"text": "我是为了模仿还愿美女图而豁出命的男子！ 我是喜欢模仿扑克牌的男子！ 我是个被卷入其中的漂亮中年女子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5829186"}
{"text": "令和六年入学新生的书包深深嵌入了教材中。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233535"}
{"text": "我学不会的都是最丑陋的，排名不分先后", "question": "数学史上你认为最丑陋的公式是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，这是歌剧院巧克力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4910593"}
{"text": "放大100倍的牙刷，居然是小人用手抠的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MKQWwxqibM76lvfRmk6xzKfEf4mca8fPDZoFqFsEIiajtBriaxY3ANwtBQ"}
{"text": "猫爪必须在上", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "战神回家，发现十岁女儿没有圣诞礼物，一声令下……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7UicHka8mbNaUzlcibZc47CohZcRRjcibfxa2FvG77vzSkjkJeqxlZV7nw"}
{"text": "哇，妈妈的味道！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJftSicq3TibKCghNbibzq66siapTtib23nkCUCKictrhpOHR5M2lP54RfCN7eA"}
{"text": "偷完了东西咱们就赶紧撤吧好吗？", "question": null, "star": 1023, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "天上掉下了一把龙骨枪，所以先放十万块在这里。", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "我试图从形式上理解母亲的心情。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4287054"}
{"text": "驱魔后一点效果都没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8770vcogej30ci0elmzr"}
{"text": "纳尼？？？上出差了不是吗？？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8oj848aapj20f90e9adl"}
{"text": "我想让你在评论我发布的问题时开个玩笑。请评价这个玩笑并打开我在个人主页上发布的题目。（这是认真的请求）", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 120, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "你们以为我们在看你们吗？其实是我们再看着你们呢。差不多要交换立场了吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366846"}
{"text": "啊，好可爱。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4627967"}
{"text": "小麦过敏的人是这样的。", "question": null, "star": 245, "type": "I2T", "image": "7278413"}
{"text": "麦格：波特他在大决战里当着所有有头有脸的巫师的面儿说你爱了他妈一辈子。斯内普：……麦格：波特他把他二儿子的名字取成了「阿不思 西弗勒斯 波特」。斯内普：让我死吧谢谢。（我觉得教授连让哈利知道他一直在帮忙都不愿意，让全巫师界知道他暗恋莉莉这不是要他命么……更别说还把自己的名字跟波特这个姓氏连一起了，我觉得教授在画里也是要心肌梗的……）", "question": "霍格沃茨校长室挂上了斯内普的画像会发生哪些有趣的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "非常残酷。所以那么多歌手转行做网络神曲。", "question": "现实可以有多残酷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发表情只能代表我找不到话说了！！！", "question": "女生给男生发 QQ / 可爱的表情，是否代表信任对方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老妈要来打扫床底", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt9ajblok7j30ci0elwj5"}
{"text": "快看！那边是女澡堂", "question": null, "star": 574, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjs87ya75pj60zx0zxqbf02"}
{"text": "先生是这样，车门打不开是因为电池没电了我带来了替换电池，但因为电池没电了所以电池箱打不开，所以车门也打不开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B628689WB7Bnu8L6MjWEIfTSDp8GibddiaP46WWX14UDg2Jx0jibZK48vQ1LgVw"}
{"text": "家里的狗听到了喂食的铃声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2ic9QkqcCP25x9FjChLsJqALQO52Nr95NBF62ybowuXxnSiaKE0qKAcJWA"}
{"text": "只是一个小时没接电话回来发现她已经在拜我的灵位了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPqiaz3FTAuGDEadibe0jdEtWbxO6PeOsvbicTwCetkWiaqCS6Nlqx7OZPcg"}
{"text": "选择了相同的角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h93mdakvntj30ci0elq70"}
{"text": "免费玩家终于凑齐了浑身的装备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRjiaGzOTIt47IsDmMT8Tn6SjR63UcPUGrAfg6UI0Ot8cV5cxsR9KuRDQ"}
{"text": "全国和都道府县是否了解教育现场的实际情况？我们感到非常不安，全幼儿的代表迫切呼吁。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3711044"}
{"text": "临时厕所也太小了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs06b2xodoj30ci0el0wf"}
{"text": "超市里三十多的女人还像孩子一样坐在购物车上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcenp1tcl8fz6N9HcAp6LicZFfYy6BDLMyVianK3DiaGbHibISMlmj29rM7A"}
{"text": "为你孩子不值，真的。作为家长，你对“正”的理解只有一根筷子宽。", "question": "看完《楚汉传奇》后，无论让孩子做何事，孩子都会说「诺」，如何在不打击他了解历史积极性的前提下帮其改正？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你到底在想什么啊！再认真考虑一下你的立场！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3600395"}
{"text": "六个小时前坐这桌的客人点的", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "通货，法定货币特特殊切酶时（）=临时，暂时]O", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqdjunmaftj30ku9rax6p"}
{"text": "其实你俩互为备胎。俗称热备", "question": "备胎突然有女朋友了，我该不该夺回来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才说大话的同学打完疫苗出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejwpxqjp8cj20960cnt9b"}
{"text": "我倒不是特别想听他说话可是他把我脚夹着……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tkfAsEFM9KicRm8U5hFUeY4ib2ljQGIYb08pTRTSGo2S0TW35Cu55AoGw"}
{"text": "和朋友去重庆住酒店，出去吃个饭的功夫，就有人塞了很多小卡片进来，还不是一伙人好家伙，拿在手里都能凑齐一副牌，朋友挨个联系了一遍，然后一一添加微信。最后把它们拉了一个群，让他们拼多多帮忙砍一刀。", "question": "有哪些让你毁三观的事情?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "转着的钢笔飞到了对面教官的头上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFZYiaqo9GEGfiaRngUd3icWAtSC1xYfze4cDkp4GTAJLQ7LfArJ2AYR8bQ"}
{"text": "就决定是你了，去吧，普普通通眼镜男", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BodRBJGmHYmc6jWatPs7egcI7nmjna4H6WeE9rLgNfribYEer4QXhkNaQ"}
{"text": "仔细一看，超恶心的...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6658391"}
{"text": "谢娜的主持台本", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6sY4ntdejdqEj48x8OeQyM3D0jrdQcHUgtZ1y8pgg4mVMBaxwicJzV7w"}
{"text": "五年高考三年模拟和重难点手册！这两本书简直是弱智版面设计。你说你教辅就教辅了非得有最下面一行什么知识拓展，写了一个个小故事一样的知识链接，老子刷题时就会忍不住去看，看完一页下一页！尼玛过了一个小时才反应过来老子是去做题的！", "question": "你高中时有什么最想吐槽的辅导书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“我还没死呢”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "啊……已经到老太太蜕壳的季节了吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h189e730v1j30ci0el41y"}
{"text": "这里是肉哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblX9vmXYcLBWUHjVFOmu9mk7b9ElEJbTYb5tTUrjwRnp6MrnEegXymH8g"}
{"text": "五伦是中国传统的伦理观念，指父子、君臣、夫妇、兄弟、朋友之间的关系。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379034"}
{"text": "小伙子，你的黄钻到期了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXA4pSic6qsDAjsbLvw57eFDKeGrIN1hbETna6q8QrbEwsBdVrabKKVEw"}
{"text": "相信我，别报警求助，他们不会管你的。正确的方式是自首，你还没拉完，警察叔叔就已经现在你的面前了。", "question": "上厕所没纸能报警吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到我洗完澡你就逃跑，你是第八十八个呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1388135"}
{"text": "可能 2017 年还在航海大发现？", "question": "如果地球体积有木星、土星那样大，世界格局会有什么改变？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第十题正确答案是啥？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4074528"}
{"text": "摩擦花瓣", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6497609"}
{"text": "打败我啊！接招我的新面孔！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5380899"}
{"text": "把他变没。", "question": "给幼儿园小朋友表演魔术时，一个小孩子突然说「魔术都是假的，是骗人的」，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怕什么 谁在下面没几个亲戚", "question": "做法医会怕鬼吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剩下几个同性恋都看呆了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmichHHhiahOj5oNRP5UgKSphKQqjMjefOZcpRJpImmJxrwGwZLLl4Ek0Q"}
{"text": "哎，没事的......", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4896328"}
{"text": "虽然我睡得很好，但早上起来就肿了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5769536"}
{"text": "活捉了一个喷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibicCGDBqv6jKmT8Rw3g1LS8F33NG3dJFH7psrAH3uFkXlkQjfueZXCpw"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1873877"}
{"text": "尽量降低生活标准吧。", "question": "学生待业想赚点生活费，这样的画画水平能接稿吗……多少价格合适……？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈把家里钥匙给我的第一天，我觉得我成熟了不少", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpz3HLjycxlbd4a63b6Ovj6QYZROIzibXicGOlLicia9gFP6YZSx463jeD7Rw"}
{"text": "有一天，狼群里有狼说：「太累了，不想奋斗了」，于是人类就有了狗。", "question": "狼是怎么变成狗的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看啊~搞定啦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6944614"}
{"text": "我对无聊的笑话给了五星评价。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482680"}
{"text": "真的很难接受左脸被打的人啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794201"}
{"text": "猫界马景涛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "右舵怎么了？挺好开的啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPEvmHjCZwEibMttL6M5TvVzGq1flZxnYo5I38cCKNhUHpuCsibalmyg0Q"}
{"text": "一紧张鼻子就会红的人", "question": null, "star": 620, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghjckvo0j7j211s1cs7dl"}
{"text": "我怀疑现在住在我老公身体里的不是他本来的灵魂。我俩从 2009 年上大学在一起到现在已经快十年了，2015 年结婚。现在的他跟以前完全是两个人的感觉。记得他以前情商挺高的，很勤奋，也很勤快，从不睡懒觉，人瘦瘦的，很精神，对我特别好。现在这个人情商低，不会说话，懒惰，胖了，脾气暴躁。最关键一点是:以前在一起的事他一点记忆也没有，好像失忆了一样。或者，本来的他被妖怪吃了，现在身边人其实是妖怪变的？", "question": "你经历过哪些细思极恐的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，可以给我一双新的筷子吗？", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "1536681"}
{"text": "是我的另一个人格", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgalj999skj30ci0elwh4"}
{"text": "玩丢手绢游戏，从开始坐到结束", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eMibB1gjqafkAuibb2du0DAoqUCibDmCuiaOs9gpGiama5v1mYibbcXgnlvGw"}
{"text": "楼上好吵呀·！", "question": null, "star": 655, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkwstxlq5kj60y019d10002"}
{"text": "早睡早起，按时吃饭。", "question": "有没有什么非常适合年轻人的养生方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开始戒烟后看什么都像烟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1xvehitgaj611t1efdo402"}
{"text": "由于能力太弱被当成了Cosplay", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7qp3pt49jj30ci0elq6t"}
{"text": "我回来了一把遥控器捡起来一看电视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYKBkT78yQDCyN5wWRL3rD2hLQJXiavhctNwwyd32WUqqYBtjB3a2cwEw"}
{"text": "在休息室聊得太开心，下半场开始了都不知道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz45od68y1U5DrcDiahoZ1RicUQAy2x1KWSY0kufqFELILwATFLxNw9ZN9g"}
{"text": "什么？汪峰还没上头条？？？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "狗：死了就老实待着吧，兔子！ 兔子：我在蜕皮呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5841760"}
{"text": "被护崽的大金人干掉前的遗照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGtxwdgooqrlj27SlkzGJq5wuu5zsP9nIicd1hyJVicWGPo7e9xvQ7O86A"}
{"text": "装成自己也是受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5en6q7crgj30ci0elte8"}
{"text": "被玻璃门撞怕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVwXvJRH2aQZYMYOoWqhUfdZV1kysibzZUL0ZVMNxG8CPPGuQwP06gMibQ"}
{"text": "隔壁的天空之城", "question": "这部电影的名字是《142号室》和《1年B组的回忆》。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5814070"}
{"text": "每次写代码的时候加入下面内容，就不怕手滑了。你学废了吗？#define mian main\r#define ture true\r#define flase false\r#difine viod void\r#define （  (\r#define  ）  )\r#define  ，  ,\r#define  ；  ;\r ", "question": "为什么我写代码时总是手滑把main打成mian？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "霍金与爱因斯坦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuxo7JiagVo54kODxt4BZp1lqIR3jJAxYn7pfqWiawHmb8uWcY9nTNficXg"}
{"text": "怪人票选最痛苦必杀技排行榜第一位：「无言的庄力」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5kegxh9tzj30ci0elgql"}
{"text": "我把这话问了我爸，我爸一脸诧异：年轻时父母有收入，那就是绝对说一不二。年老了需要靠子女照顾，不再跟原来一样鼻孔朝天本来就是地位变化带来的。这怎么能叫悲哀呢？这是经济基础决定上层建筑（我：？？？），谁拳头硬谁老大，头狼老了也知道尾巴低一节呢。如果这个老头老太太，他年轻时对子女就很好，一直平等对待，好好教育子女了，他年老时不必小心翼翼，因为还是跟曾经一样，不会有心理落差。只有原来人五人六在子女面前摆谱明明无理取闹还号称自己家长威严的人才会因为失去权力而“变得”“小心翼翼”。这样的人既可悲又可笑。我问：你不怕我将来不听话了？我爸：你从来都没听过话，顺便，你不会比我有钱的，别把自己想的太美好。我：？你不怕我拔你管子？我爸：半夜两点不睡觉，光吃肉不吃菜不运动不喝奶。你能活过我再说吧。又是父慈女孝的一天。", "question": "如何看待父母最大的悲哀是年老后在子女面前变得小心翼翼?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "废弃学校", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校，请只用汉字作答。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194169"}
{"text": "男人", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "洗澡的时候总觉得自己是音乐家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWvV1blfoHDV8KSzZUx3l9DbSbZpTnotk6dDPNs2QTfxGPJM13aziaVCw"}
{"text": "你的心情会变好。", "question": "怼了大学的学生会，将有什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "会咬你，因为蚊子要的是血而不是血豆腐。", "question": "如果在床边放一碗血，晚上蚊子还会来咬我吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要是能免费得到塑料袋就好了。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510302"}
{"text": "真没想到，如此洁白美丽的脚。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1389553"}
{"text": "哥哥轻轻地把玩累了睡着的弟弟抱起来回家，不打算叫醒他。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1024759"}
{"text": "从发现的头盖骨用AI复原，但案件仍笼罩在谜团之中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315535"}
{"text": "遗憾炮正在充能中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6455714"}
{"text": "准备去入侵乌拉圭了吗？", "question": null, "star": 79, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "室友突然拿起桌上的水猛地往自己脸上倒，然后愣了几秒钟，说了句，我刚是不是没张嘴？！", "question": "有哪些超短却能让人笑抽的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "内衣放在了衣柜的最上层", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVlyp2OJTxgqVPlR5VGC374yxRN9Ly7jk3UUoicOPkibTFKiaeCaAo3StL9OQ"}
{"text": "然而，天空的帮助最终也无济于事。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6492879"}
{"text": "立眺远", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VicG6mun4oMS8kV42mxnEfSUuib39GnwCO8zM3JiapFibxl5FJ6oCKfbf0g"}
{"text": "那里流过来一个大桃子，真开心啊。", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "花粉前线来了！", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "3387482"}
{"text": "奥特曼：得赶紧把这炸弹带离地球！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9SxSpb8SVXxjEZSrqmkjibskShChrspSSdJ9jMHnfAHmrL4z4aXqrIqA"}
{"text": "送完妈妈就去了车站的网吧，喜欢看她打不着我的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeottjFZM87sfEpVYoJmyl02ibliar3xfSDvWMRibxWtMkwzNU3UFBswN1RVQ"}
{"text": "对不起队长！你知道我的检尿杯在哪里吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6959245"}
{"text": "初中时语文课本（我 99 年的）里有一篇课文，汪曾祺写的《端午的鸭蛋》。课文的原句是：「曾经沧海难为水，他乡的咸鸭蛋，我是实在瞧不上的。」老师当时给我们拓展讲解，说曾经沧海难为水，下句是除却巫山不是云，大家把这两句话背过啊。后来期中考试，语文默写题就出了，曾经沧海难为水，__________________。全年级只有我们班一个男生写的是：「他乡的咸鸭蛋，我是实在瞧不上的。」考完试他很认真地抱怨默写题给的格子不够写。被全年级语文老师和全年级同学笑了一学期。", "question": "有什么笑话，就算你再难过一听也能笑出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "勇士啊，你来了。很遗憾，我是那个打败魔王的人。", "question": null, "star": 2514, "type": "I2T", "image": "6390472"}
{"text": "周一6:30.", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "2605009"}
{"text": "哇，出了好多啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5167031"}
{"text": "和上一局的对手匹到了一队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7We9G4gmB41JTtgcsrejvGma4lseLKvIH6qOM4ibEAehHJibwDm0Mn4xew"}
{"text": "这是向日葵的影像。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6501520"}
{"text": "在转账之前确认一下是否是诈骗再进行转账。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5649088"}
{"text": "那里有个题目。", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "你也太坏了...说完，我看了看越后屋带来的馒头下面。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2178589"}
{"text": "这句日语话的中文意思是：“对穿著的人来说，制服其实也很性感呢！”", "question": "我喊过一次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6172074"}
{"text": "吉田先生！冷静点！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763861"}
{"text": "冬天的公交车站", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4872218"}
{"text": "哎？熊不能乱拉屎吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "510297"}
{"text": "今日检查西墙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYN1HRCN7DPkibhAsaW1e37ELp0vTEVrETZ2ib4rvJx3VREoQQf2jmdnFicA"}
{"text": "这是坎宁汉姆定律，并不是墨菲定律谢谢。墨菲定律是：「如果事情有变坏的可能，不管这种可能性有多小，它总会发生。」", "question": "根据墨菲定律，想要在网上获得正确答案的最好办法并不是直接去问，而是发一个错误答案。大家有什么案例吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "The World！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hca3vhr029j30ci0eln0c"}
{"text": "说了多少遍了不要许抓沙发！！！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "地板变成透明的了，压根不敢下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicynbJCS4p50FtpdaRo1Qc59mYTZEda8LhpHiaxW1VwiacmQFO7xkys8nvA"}
{"text": "谢谢你昨天的帮助，海带、昆布和裙带菜。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5378263"}
{"text": "脆弱杆菌，艰难梭菌。这么多年了，我一直感觉他们生活得很不容易。", "question": "有什么生物大家一听名字就会笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲，这边建议去洗脚城上班的呢。", "question": "男性找对象如何找到脚好看的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！ UFO！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5125109"}
{"text": "赶时间投胎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRK7U5hfCW5tWOR7JKkIIJo5cRWJia6ondyyotwxy6p4wEzEicdTL2Da96w"}
{"text": "戴看无限手套轮流打响指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibjkLe8uDM65lXX9IooKqFMlK4MsCo11AiaVicQOZDRRx6LGpDu8n6urGg"}
{"text": "因为柯南每次出现都会发生死人事件，大家都准备搬家了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw7wg66v8dj20yi1dab29"}
{"text": "请面包超人有序变身", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "你明天来吗？", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "奈飞版桃园三结义选角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjm0wia7dbRQ3XbkNzLXxw0emB9MdYNFU2um31ezGbg1FJ3W9mvSw9uiagw"}
{"text": "你（N）忙（M）吧（B）。", "question": "男人能轻易看穿女人的哪些谎言和行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一般是这样的：我们都知道，瓷器活是不可能完成的。但是怎么证明它就是一个问题了，今天我想到了一个绝妙的证明方法。首先，根据瓷器制作理论，没有金刚钻，不揽瓷器活。可知，瓷器活是使用金刚钻完成的。而金刚钻顾名思义就一定用到了金刚。金刚是什么？就是电影里那只巨大的猩猩。而从生物学上我们早就论证了不可能有那么大的猩猩。所以金刚钻也是不存在的，更不要提什么瓷器活了。", "question": "为还什么有那么多的人反对相对论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "七个冤案", "question": "请稍微修改一下动漫或漫画的标题，让我感到绝望。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4782531"}
{"text": "夜间会车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B89oRatLf3OUepLLh1Yaw7yibHNECqdhr2YLRiarp6qA1qEwWKeFu4yIqg"}
{"text": "高速路收费处找零", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicWTc5xkicDUz8A4PMGUXWQib77bMqzARhAvBGFSGcEbYkBM7ibDOkI49yA"}
{"text": "大学的课题", "question": "最近不太想看到的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5353427"}
{"text": "还没弹就知道是G大调", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6an9WC7qRbgD42tQuUEVJ6KHe8bosiapKOA8N6Z5ribc0GAh68NWbfvIw"}
{"text": "精心设计的笑话不如不经意的笑话好笑。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 421, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "请问能帮我充电吗？", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "烟花（Mr.Children）", "question": "把曲名用字母表中的七个字母拼出来，会很有趣，试试看吧。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "7341932"}
{"text": "几百吨的矿用卡车干的过 99 主战坦克吗？", "question": "体型优势的普通人能打赢 UFC 的轻量级吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那家的主人长得越来越像宠物了", "question": null, "star": 215, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwfrbzumiyj60z71ayqar02"}
{"text": "初夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3QF2JZ2E7iapVc4DiaKsSnmH0KRn8AKquVVINqTjkJpXUs7ib3mBAb7IGg"}
{"text": "你得了分数的卷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2kw43pyq0j30ci0el772"}
{"text": "突破界限。", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "小偷用手按住了手电筒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkuW8pPFjvnXWEcJ3lgV9rszrv5fUn7U5f2OnhR5dwUoYAUp3yOoEP9g"}
{"text": "我误闯了龙宫城。", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "年纪越大标准越模糊了就......不随地吐痰吧", "question": "你最真实（很少吐露）的择偶标准是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回顾美好的过去。", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "6619924"}
{"text": "静香今天吃辣了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8DfItdIibI2cWoBNmacogQhbViaHgFvVQa7mTOHaibKibXF42lw4bImpPow"}
{"text": "你比他可爱。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379241"}
{"text": "这脸色不太好啊，不是应该戴口罩吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446341"}
{"text": "亚当和夏娃中的夏娃声称她是我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1339688"}
{"text": "答题卡填完后发现多了一空", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5siu39tl1j30ci0eljui"}
{"text": "比赛不会结束哦...", "question": "如果你放弃，比赛就到此结束了，你能反驳这句话吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2587291"}
{"text": "在满员电车上发生了什么了不起的事情，我被抓住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3700192"}
{"text": "农夫山泉破产了吗？", "question": "倘若地球上出现一个无限量制造可口可乐的可乐湖，可口可乐会不会破产?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1＝1！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "Bob 注视着店里走神的女店员，而另一位女店员发现了一个可疑的男人并拿着彩色球棒。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827502"}
{"text": "信神那么多年，结果是头发的信仰。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6421189"}
{"text": "不战斗，就无法活下去", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "知道了吗，绝对不要按，绝对不要按，绝对不要按，绝对不要按，绝对不要按。", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "公开课前排是老师安排的托", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20q6icOJVqXK2gXUnmDD43F7uxaxm6l7VRjbfywKI8hVoSE6cBpibXFpxg"}
{"text": "今天打算摸的鱼被猫吃掉了，只能撸猫了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "吃", "question": "吉幾三不会唱那种歌，我们是00组的，走着瞧吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7018126"}
{"text": "平民「老乡，借你的人头领个军功。」商贩「郑屠，要十斤精肉。」小吏「汝妻小吾自养之，汝自无忧虑也。」太监「刘瑾，该喝粥了。」「禀九千岁，皇上驾崩。」「何进谋反，已伏诛矣！」将领「将军，那里有棵剥了皮的树，上面好像有字。」（莫不是××到此一游？）官员（忽见一人跪于面前，手托红顶花翎，席上有个人好像在哪里见过）「请大人升冠。」皇帝「金人邀上皇出郊。」「陛下何欲反邪！」", "question": "如果你穿越了，最不想听见什么话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃了辛辣食物后的第二天腹泻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6784717"}
{"text": "现在死宅看番连笑都是错。", "question": "为什么室友看番的时候脸上都时不时露出那种奇怪的微笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在深夜的酒店里有人来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4369719"}
{"text": "烟民。一般在国内一起聊天的话，要给别人散烟。有次在南非泡吧，一白人小哥过来聊天，我挺顺手地拿了根烟给他，他一脸惊讶，烟还是毒品？我说我也不知道，反正我从超市买的，两人一起哈哈大笑。", "question": "有哪些在中国属正常，但在国外违反礼仪要求的言行表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手机不见后打了个电话过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2dxuhzf2sj30ci0elwhd"}
{"text": "你们都以为是柯南带来的死亡其实柯南身边，还有我啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0CWfM0CN559N1CLxeDe1af6vntATVcIQb8aB2MicKibR7P4wzY81dicfbA"}
{"text": "蛇果……英文命 : Red delicious apple香港人音译：红地厘蛇果水果摊 : 蛇果哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "有哪些令你拍案叫绝的音译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开入一出怪事就永远开不出的隧道后，开了2小时也没出什么怪事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hiwv5tkzvnj30ci0elq3w"}
{"text": "小夫:今天的我也是骑乘位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw303Iy1VaWHTicPrjVXtfEEzmPMg3uYUwmXcG3Kjiaic6MuEdW44eOuCZBQ"}
{"text": "胰岛素注射器", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "“你把快递放前台就好了”", "question": "普通人进豪车店，店员会有什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "山路上，一汽车驶近。路边寺庙旁，一小和尚高举\"回头是岸\"横幅，大喊：施主看这里！ 车内一年轻人隔窗笑骂：傻×！瞬间飞驰转弯而去。10秒钟后，碰撞惨叫坠落声传来。当晚，禅房内，小和尚对住持说：师父，是不是直接写\"前方桥梁已断\"好一些?", "question": "每次让你说一个笑话，你必讲的是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们这十七个禽兽不如的东西！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecx8ugut26j208w0cndh4"}
{"text": "学期末想用五分钟走个形式让学生们写下老师的缺点，没想到一节课过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868v3SRV5H2bGeiah8cMj0HnibO6TgibaSLicwyj2icK6eBwL2MPGTXLHNJicIw"}
{"text": "女子在等待能发现废弃电线的电车。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6508176"}
{"text": "卫生间内禁止打排球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0MibPrKfnvcSB3t0ajywfZxv45PiayJA14rA0tPMQ2zRWiccjZOpz3QkjQ"}
{"text": "我在生物劝退上付出的努力，全部付诸东流了……", "question": "如何评价屠呦呦获得 2015 年诺贝尔生理学或医学奖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们不难发现，在一本课本中往往最令人迷惑的地方就是发生在「显然有……」、「易得……」的地方。因此，显然有这样一个结论，也即是这些地方对有些读者是并不是那么显然的。因此易得，要么是这本书太烂了，要么是读书的人太烂了。至于是哪一种情况，本回答留给读者自行证明。", "question": "如何评价一些数学大佬在推导过程中的「我们不难发现…」、「显然有…」、「易得…」等语言?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次再爆我头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgko3c82ghj30ci0eljul"}
{"text": "他们开始把责任推到我身上了。", "question": null, "star": 248, "type": "I2T", "image": "2500222"}
{"text": "地位排序在主人心里：主人＞猫＞狗在狗心里：主人＞狗＝猫在猫心里：猫＞主人＝狗认知决定了舞台高度。", "question": "狗的战斗力明显比猫强，为什么总是狗被猫欺负?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "清原 正恩 很漂亮", "question": "请想出一个朗朗上口的短语，它清晰、正直、美丽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6348611"}
{"text": "如果某一天韩国出来个明星叫李毅……", "question": "如何看待百度贴吧将「叫兽吧」拆除并合并入「都敏俊吧」这件事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我没喝过咖啡欧蕾。", "question": null, "star": 2711, "type": "I2T", "image": "1959742"}
{"text": "我小学时候有一次暑假和妹妹午睡，父母都上班去了，我妹妹挺小，自己不会下床，中途醒来急着拉粑粑，叫不醒我推不醒我大哭了半小时后终于坚持不住在我枕头边拉了……你能想象醒来发现脸旁有一坨热腾腾的翔的感受么。", "question": "你因为睡觉太死错过什么重要的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孙红雷与罗志祥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibJ8clkAOLrrr8qphRicbO3nCg9oknHNht0ZsOOAxm6iaVAm5Fydxo5Usw"}
{"text": "洋葱梅干梅干河豚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfs41g3fp8j20yu0yuwjk"}
{"text": "擦黑板的同学停一停", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibpLQ2u7ZxVtxx8IynyFV8gOicRuF99YYmAfbn7R668A22RRxqpVXOs0w"}
{"text": "穿越成伏地魔很难活下来嘛？那不是开局时候别非用魔咒杀哈利，亲自动手掐死他，就没所有的破事了？", "question": "如果穿越成伏地魔该怎么让自己活下来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到自己过去的回答时", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "晚上睡觉之前 指着我的俩条腿问我妈哪条是大腿哪条是小腿", "question": "小时候你做过什么「憨憨」行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "躺那儿打滚也没用我是不会给你买玩具的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1dtec4fxzj30ci0eljv1"}
{"text": "你还记得吗？昨天你因为我说太细了而没有买的超市的茄子。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5540306"}
{"text": "留级", "question": null, "star": 475, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpb3tsdolwj60y219fwkp02"}
{"text": "虽然变成了二维的，但是看起来像一幅画。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6911887"}
{"text": "穿越者：不是说好侏罗纪都是恐龙的吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3TLl7ofr5zjs7jARKmdHZHDb25PDAlUvKGxy8Iv07hvE66V6cwZyFGg"}
{"text": "我可以用这个炼成吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3321309"}
{"text": "快到S了，再忍一下厕所吧。", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "指纹识别铲屎官", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibibFfPWkl3Mh6Z7oxeLuhib2nhBllQdEA3SGA6ic6Q9gQlGhbA7njdce6w"}
{"text": "练习题答案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibA0wo88XfcZyEZDqYGcTCc8VfOMfLvia8Ak3sF14kmhN5abVsTeRibhBQ"}
{"text": "线上猫咖到底应该做什么呀…·要不我先喵一声吧", "question": null, "star": 719, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1hhrk3gurj61001357a102"}
{"text": "人总要为自己做不好的事情栽上顶肮脏的帽子，就好比当年总有些英语学得很差劲的同学把英文称作鸟语一样。骑车伤屌，跑步费鞋，历史不真，数学没用，都只是「学得不好」的别称。", "question": "因为无法确定历史书中内容是真是假，所以选择不看历史，怎样理解这种观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次会是一场恶心的战斗吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097585"}
{"text": "仅仅为了指出那个超级可怕的秃顶部长，就被逼着爬上山顶。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1649375"}
{"text": "大家能不能别再用筷子戳我了啊？", "question": null, "star": 308, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gst26mqv3mj6102152tfc02"}
{"text": "好样的！做得很好啊。那么，这是你的奖励——煎饼果子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "444353"}
{"text": "打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？", "question": null, "star": 102, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "铁道迷：“虽然是车，但感觉像电车。先拍下来再说吧。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4328611"}
{"text": "情不知所起，一往而深，再而衰，三而竭。", "question": "有哪些诗词连起来特别押韵，虽然八竿子打不着？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老爹以前是某央企下的食用油生产基地的董事长，有天回来跟我说，他们的配电室被人扔了一颗炸弹……这个配电室可不是办公室的配电室，而是仓库的配电室，旁边全部都是油罐，如果发生了连环爆炸，后果将不堪设想。幸亏炸弹是有人自己用易拉罐制造的，威力不大才没有出大问题，只是暂时断了电。事发后配合警方各种追查，摄像头遭到破坏，不过通过绑易拉罐炸弹的透明胶带上的指纹，把目标锁定在了公司的某个刚入职半年的员工身上。小哥是工厂的加工员，刚入职半年。提审他的时候，他供认不讳。他表示他刚入职半年，从学校出来比较懒散，不适应公司的工作节奏。于是他做了个自制炸弹，趁没人的时候扔到配电箱里，想着只要公司发生了事故，他就能放假休息几天了……", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们数学老师教的另一个班，和数学书上「有余力的同学」。", "question": "你认为有史以来最伟大的虚拟人物是哪一位？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是你的住房补贴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFrZia8QmmUGazWKHVicGnP3ISb7sI7bGD3r6ibWhrTltwU6E8HSzd4ubC19R26Dj2B0mibiaJvV4FqTw"}
{"text": "鲍勃出3000！成交！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvmtu2vrrjj60ci0eltbf02"}
{"text": "这还要从一位姓袁的老爷爷说起手动狗头:)", "question": "为什么iPhone11发布会的这位女性左右鞋不一样厚?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你是我老公雇的私家侦探吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0KBkQ7ia6gb8F4AXumF4UnVJsKricTSKnob9qiaJyUNZNAoRgRmSDsqBIA"}
{"text": "导演只给了一个胸麦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJicVSicd3ASf8aKJyOpjvkDuianUvjSmYicibp50GEBJqGs5ia8GBjGr5dRtg"}
{"text": "给自己一嘴巴。提醒自己下次长点心，别面试这种 low 公司。", "question": "面试题：你的上级给了你一张假一百的，让你给他买一杯咖啡，你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你发现少了最想看的一集", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVrkNoWvBsKrRMWiaGr1MTTPBEcg9ElqeHQkepspMKTog9L2ugUn36bNA"}
{"text": "我广东的，有一次新年回国，天气冷偏头痛，回澳大利亚的行李里，爷爷给我塞了一只猫头鹰，说让我炖天麻治头疼。", "question": "在留学行李箱中你最后悔从内地带去的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她是个精神病人。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "请付费。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7213078"}
{"text": "一千只大蜈蚣。", "question": "请问如何测量一米？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4131956"}
{"text": "在我那充满野性的内心发狂之前……“住手吧，火影忍者！”“这是我最后的恶作剧了……”", "question": "握手言欢", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7156387"}
{"text": "摸口袋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6461759"}
{"text": "我想让魔卡说'这绝对不可能啊！'", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3899711"}
{"text": "割了之后可以闻到香味。", "question": "如果用鼻音吹奏风帆会怎么样？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541126"}
{"text": "法国=培根", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "说好是自拍，突然就完成刷脸支付了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8L0ceBE3icg8ZE3ibfH8FNkia1TKRNKcVZ6SjBomicuWYYO50oEeP1jejAA"}
{"text": "顾客，这里是有脚浴的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6890256"}
{"text": "女士，请不要吃违规停车的罚单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pm37mqBbaql5ibzMLawJNEbERYz4iccxjrJZbfOzgSNz4mpVjXEIFUBMA"}
{"text": "岳母才刺字吧……我一直觉得亲妈是下不去手的。", "question": "如果你妈妈在你背后刺四个字，你觉得会刺什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别人不看的时候会帅得惊天地、泣鬼神。", "question": "有哪些有趣的「最弱异能」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冬天睡觉被子里面的部分和外面的部分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTspA3z5a9CAmjQ04LNmoqGzkTX6ZmHLo24er7UpEQ8rYTiaibjMCNcNCw"}
{"text": "某年，日本（世界）：卖掉东京，我们可以买下整个美国！ (๑´ `๑)美国（内心）：哎呀小日本都要买下我了，不行不行，演一波 (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)美国（世界）：我衰落啦！我衰落啦！我衰落啦！(๑•̀ㅂ•́) ✧日本（内心）：哎呀美国佬衰落啦！ 上上上！（๑ •̀ω•́)日本优势很大，日本 A 上去了，日本打出了 GG！日本（内心）：我特么信了你的邪！！ ((유∀유|||))再某年，美国（内心）：最近中国追得有点紧，不行不行，奥斯卡还需要我！ (´Д‘。)美国（世界）：我…… 눈v눈中国（世界）：你衰落啦 (*/ω＼*)美国（世界）：我…… \"(º Д º*)中国（世界）：你又衰落啦 (〃ﾉωﾉ)美国（内心）：特么哪里来的又啊！你到底信不信人家！！ щ(゜ロ゜щ)", "question": "美国是在逐渐衰退么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小松鼠。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3640256"}
{"text": "今天已经被痴呆症主人拉去散了16次步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guaneu5aq1j60ci0elgov02"}
{"text": "我是软银的了不起的人！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3950221"}
{"text": "附身快被逼走了！千万别松手！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbg07vk0glj30ci0el75s"}
{"text": "这是给我喂的，你碰一下试试", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "可以补天，可以造人。", "question": "当女神是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 唐国强老师将历史书又翻了一遍，对导演说：真只剩这一个了？导演：其他出名的皇帝都演完了。唐老师吸了一口气，拿起假胸走向化妆间。 ", "question": "如果一个演员演过的所有角色都聚在一起会怎样?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扑克牌里原本的第十四张牌G被无神论的JQK合力做掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMyuiaKJY0mJe0h44Mlh5XaCb2iamjAdjX7p9pQXGPYOLh3pTIpoiaO9QDog"}
{"text": "好像大人物要来了，我赶紧跪下，但是搞不清楚他们从哪个方向来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352375"}
{"text": "我并没有迟到，只是时间等不及我了。", "question": "请给我找一个借口，说得像名言一样。", "star": 1979, "type": "T2T", "image": "1621988"}
{"text": "45年间种苹果的感悟出现在了Yahoo新闻上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6427661"}
{"text": "我的雷锤怎么还不过来？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibQOKSdnqpjHvCURmNiaicVC5JNffdQr2ZR3Uy2iafDUQ6apF6xPrMPR3Yw"}
{"text": "那女人的喉咙不寻常地干。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411195"}
{"text": "第八套广播体操。", "question": "有什么驱寒的好音乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这位策划，作业要自己写!", "question": "飞牛的花木兰叫冠军飞将，久诚的干将莫邪叫久胜战神，那猫神的貂蝉该叫什么，太为难策划了吧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别找了……我一直在你屁股底下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1amx75a32j30ci0el42a"}
{"text": "真要选就爱因斯坦吧，因为他肯定会想，自己为什么复活。然后大概率爱因斯坦能把李白也复活了。", "question": "若有机会选择复活李白或爱因斯坦，你会复活谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你吃的那是食材吗？你吃的是房租", "question": "东北菜街边小店，为何菜量大肉量大用料足且便宜，这样子不会亏本吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我真的没做，我不相信这种尿检，快点放我出去！", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "被人捉弄时，不评价被捉弄的把戏。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "检查在倒退，导致我们到了这一步。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138846"}
{"text": "明天就退休的由中老师已经无所畏惧了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz2igwt4l9j30ci0el0vl"}
{"text": "这么说吧，忍受孤独可比忍受傻逼简单多了。", "question": "你们是怎么忍受孤独的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日神，给您加餐餐了呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibk8v9UJOhWqT79Nan4olBNw3MytdneibfiaEeWbkAkF4ubccQPVtwBroGg"}
{"text": "你就说这盘菜是你炒的，他就拿那根头发没办法了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3gibFibRXb1r4XRkISldg8ZiaY444sgF0MqLQgCR0v1ek0fqjmibGxDXzgQ"}
{"text": "你好像……把它超了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5i4d5d2kcj20ix0ixadd"}
{"text": "让我看看……嗯，这么小的事应该归假面骑士管", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPsuXpKHtGhokhiclxWUQgtyy1Wc8xuCXiaSn9ibcTVmanu2e3G2lcRgZxw"}
{"text": "我不清楚这个问题因为我已经没有头发了", "question": "人们平均每洗一次头要掉多少根头发？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "收费站够不着卡", "question": null, "star": 304, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvewxow3arj61101100wl02"}
{"text": "扫帚。", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "倔强爷爷无视“墙来了”，坚决以身试险", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8iaiaap240MMkfFBMnvuZ3h5Uzn0NJOp0f6ZTynibsicogpFO0XkR8iaOMBQ"}
{"text": "校教室的后窗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcPqBLnrwGfn4oNjYHnMUwAR81GyhW8X4klxOMqN30oxJTCE4duEfYEA"}
{"text": "「嗯，因人而异。」「额，可能是吧。」「噢，我也不懂。」「啧，别信那些。」「唉，那你去吧。」", "question": "会医学是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "橄榄油的威力真是强大！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3788481"}
{"text": "总是把镜头对准闭着的眼睛那一方。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3697306"}
{"text": "误食了瑜伽球的女性被紧急送往了医院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvsr7l47XShwJqxaUpERTSgurpo9PUHe3PjxUqAKAvAW2lmsbMObfcibQ"}
{"text": "每次要买单时都这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkonra95f9j30ci0eljw4"}
{"text": "死期将近", "question": "把汽车的名字稍微改一下，让它显得有点土气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5413618"}
{"text": "求你把墨镜摘了吧……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdnd275muaj61401bwwpu02"}
{"text": "我曾经向全省示范了高考作弊被抓是怎样一种体验。那是 2007 年，我省高考改革第一年，那年我高二。省考试局到我们学校拍摄视频，用以指导全省高考组织工作。就是要拍横幅应该怎么挂、警戒线应该怎么设置、引导牌应该怎么放置之类的镜头。而考场内的场景就是在我们班拍的。我们先是拍摄了如何进场、如何就座、分发试题之类的画面。这时一名工作人员表示，需要有一个作弊的镜头，然后指着坐在第一排的我说：「就你来吧」，然后微笑地对我说：「放心，我们会打马赛克的！」他们交给我一张纸条，让我放到口袋里。然后我在摄像机前缓缓的从口袋里掏出纸条，正准备展开的时候，神勇的监考员就已经走到了我的面前。然后我被带到了讲台前，监考员对我的试卷做了标记，然后把我带出了考场。后来这个视频被分发到各校进行播放，我在另一个学校读高三的堂姐看到了这个视频，她告诉我——并没有打码……", "question": "高考作弊被抓是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿什么衣服就有什么样的福气。", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "魔术师没还我的一百块就开始下一个魔术了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBdJBT89W9dT4qy7AG0xJz86ia1jlMmmg4do1aZSJHIv94TteibozXnkicw"}
{"text": "苹果汁和土豆沙拉一样。", "question": "苹果汁和土豆沙拉的根本区别是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663142"}
{"text": "对于这张图片，AC JABAN与此无关。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7215425"}
{"text": "有呀，我很多好友都是黄钻贵族。", "question": "中国内地有真正意义上的贵族吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是呀光彦君，说给我们听听嘛～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8ro74ys3tj20zx12un3l"}
{"text": "科书都会用那张照片的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8w9KEicice0F6B1BGy5OZo4v9LImQ41cQB5nvLuKAl3cG3r2z5jJJibUXQ"}
{"text": "程咬金", "question": "上联“刘看山”，下联可以对什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别这么说，哥哥姐姐也是多了个玩具。", "question": "为什么总说「二胎可以和哥哥姐姐相互扶持帮助」？难道不是哥哥姐姐单方面帮助吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看了某些朋友的头像，这种问题你们真的不用来硬答的。", "question": "当校草（校花）、班草（班花）的体验如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "六代小丑", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2341695"}
{"text": "零元购", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "妻管严。", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 34, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "尽量穿衣服比较好。", "question": "请问在东京旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386571"}
{"text": "完美的躲开了月老的所有红线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TAqKZoA8lXxWrwFQtV1v9FztPfxHkfRzo0Vib0eZEkcovWMaTHjRWP6tGjt5zQ5SAOg9Tsp3cwa6w"}
{"text": "以为房间里的是老婆，洗完澡进屋发现岳父坐在屋里", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "从六岁开始勤加修炼，现在终于有点心得了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837824"}
{"text": "对，两份快乐儿童餐打包什么？你是有意见吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib7ibicDlpCSDxW2sZaqFVcHiao8U2WL2mEcia21p0nvWdyJKoRM6bXyCicibA"}
{"text": "这口罩不能吃了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835621"}
{"text": "遇到了就做吧！", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "5521099"}
{"text": "走在路上，南京舍友问现在几点了。我看了看表，跟他说：「12 点 4 个字。」舍友顿了顿，等了几秒，问我：「哪四个字？」", "question": "有哪些因为方言而导致的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好莱坞版名侦探柯南真人版女主角", "question": null, "star": 153, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1v86lmetqj611f12itcy02"}
{"text": "谢谢你放我从燃气灶里出来，现在说出你的愿望", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEp4fpueaTtmt9HozPQicXUK3QcMlTTB6CSUdYfD9qhVomXAd54iaXYUGw"}
{"text": "昨晚真开心啊！", "question": "请问你知道为什么吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1781860"}
{"text": "毛利侦探事务所", "question": "绝对不想住的旅馆名字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389288"}
{"text": "两面之词", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 5440, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "当我跟爸爸说“我想养独角仙”时，他骑着摩托车去买了一个头盔回来，并且不理我。这才是真正的无视头盔。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5821022"}
{"text": "行啦，已经5分钟了，想看冲会员去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVlynqlXUP3W2UORq5B9ic2qLcjkKzp6ku8t9ibgzaf5M8iaZ5RsnEZRlpqQw"}
{"text": "拉稀夹不住屁股了", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "考试结束后不久，我意识到我没有在数字后面写上应该加的π，感到绝望。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3927339"}
{"text": "猴子豪放地扔下香蕉，香蕉掉下来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3068696"}
{"text": "但是好贵啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085460"}
{"text": "现实版 YOU JUMP, I JUMP.", "question": "如何看待秦凯在奥运会跳水比赛现场向何姿求婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么时候来推卡住的我们啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "哇他好酷！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu4u7glk34j20c80c8aay"}
{"text": "男神突然望向这边赶紧装作若无其事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ed42ee6zgyj208a0co0tm"}
{"text": "门缝吹进的寒风太冷用朋友堵住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyq53lzrg7j30ci0eltcv"}
{"text": "打扰一下，请问哪里有牙科医院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYCAdCic50KmqYAb3oRzxYbMsHSvHCd0XXxKXMkQx63EXSsHwfIXpibjDg"}
{"text": "先前问你借的橡皮还给你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw0zty1vu9j20yi1au4qp"}
{"text": "你就说你不知道是未成年人不就行了嘛！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6635690"}
{"text": "女票对你说，「我今天吃药时接到一个电话，你妈说她病了。」", "question": "有哪些说话给人下套的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "免费玩家把所有的金币都花在强化武器上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQoTiaY2urAliceMkDJmhYSmNRFIZbnrDsTCU5jKPqegibbibQT1XB0zfvcA"}
{"text": "你是秃头小宝贝。", "question": "月亮不睡我不睡，请接下一句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上周吃了，但是有点苦。", "question": "SDGs是可持续发展目标的缩写，它要求我们必须采取行动来保护地球和人类社会。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160287"}
{"text": "看到Boss攻击范围是2D的瞬间安下心来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8JgxTOhjwxQEAxHiaTegA3BEV5R0dSMvy3QdpT4xLbGPfZ7fcl7AxxoQ"}
{"text": "教室里转书突然被后面走来的老师收走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxk9pw1WgAPzAd1987Qic7eibA2WPxG2wQnTkiaBDKePyibvXSj0WIqZtqyGw"}
{"text": "“食人魔好像往那边走了喵”", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "第一届水中打蚊子大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5HXHeGnP5UI0waYy0wuGngeR6YwgosYqiaIpbYY8DF6OtVKnpaIZFeibg"}
{"text": "毒死你需要 80 年但是憋死你只需 3 分钟哦！", "question": "有没有一种可能，氧气是一种慢性毒气，通常需要 70-100 年来杀死我们？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "简介VPN的工作原理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibQMO56xKlrJ20AkunBMGuruEAdqvctapMJohYYenahcHHC9WKr2SUrw"}
{"text": "上课偷看小说时拼命憋笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgqcc7yzsnj30ci0el3zr"}
{"text": "被诅咒的DVD播放机里出来了个蓝幽灵。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1204868"}
{"text": "那个小女孩卖的火柴果然很厉害啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YNichZaeUsKxIZH1oCfpoICF11jRU743knR7KLRX41wv47Df1Ks1yUBA"}
{"text": "前面三个字就难倒了一半人。", "question": "女朋友是校花，是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对方队全员都是男性。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5505277"}
{"text": "就寝时间到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx1p7jfmnnj30ci0eldkg"}
{"text": "光在波平的头上反射了。", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "7281709"}
{"text": "如果不给十个人寄同一份信就会不幸运。", "question": "情书的最后写着令人不悦的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7298639"}
{"text": "申请 ID 为我是你的眼，选提莫，开局就站到对方野区草丛里一动不动，隐身一直到结束。完美贴合 ID。", "question": "如何优雅地玩英雄联盟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姆巴佩，太可惜了。", "question": "请问M-1是什么的缩写？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6941095"}
{"text": "「你敢给我再蹦一个外国字？！」", "question": "哪些问题不管回答「Yes」或「No」都对自己有弊无利？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这道馆主真叫人恼火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcoq0gml4aj30ci0el0tx"}
{"text": "我的战斗力是...", "question": "别问我那种事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349422"}
{"text": "猎人成功地躲过了正在逃跑的玩家。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3783771"}
{"text": "说好这次出剪刀的呢", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "对讲鸡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNQ8r8r43e9HgcLwic6C0rbn3wJ2yVYYJk1SaQhmXhEgFxiaS9hCK7c2gA"}
{"text": "这不是我家！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4717097"}
{"text": "价格高到让你后悔。", "question": "如果世界上有后悔药，价格会是多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑用脑子；喷用口水；批评用心。", "question": "如何区分「黑」「喷」与「批评」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家让一让，我瞎得很严重啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIHI2A9KytZFvZs2vjXUC5zdm3lS4FRzAwSiakgH2ibhYMSNHatqTibdclA"}
{"text": "沉迷于太鼓达人的疯狂不良少年&女友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec50llogcdj20bn0a6q4p"}
{"text": "姐姐的家伙，竟然在这么麻烦的地方建城堡……！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7071907"}
{"text": "那里有爱吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7130144"}
{"text": "刚才一直着要去厕所的乘客突然安静下来了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9p5bzvmssj20ef0co0ue"}
{"text": "工作日早起毁一天，周末早起精神一天。", "question": "到底是“早起毁一天”还是“早起精神一天”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结婚11年才发现孩子不是自己的。", "question": "你和异性发生过的最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，警察先生。", "question": "我感到无知是可怕的。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6849580"}
{"text": "我当志愿者当成了英雄，结果存款花光了……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499395"}
{"text": "马上就要开始产卵了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1886198"}
{"text": "剥皮", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "想当年，我就要了一罐可乐……", "question": "妹子说答应你一个要求怎么样都可以，睿智的回答是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "古天乐找到了从前被郭芙砍下的手臂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eox2y6umffj20960bsgna"}
{"text": "排队做核酸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicL8VGV53OqZ1DwUyGbk30J9gYdPibpEKwTtcjOOVI131YRvIYeh8PNrwA"}
{"text": "想问要是他得痔疮了用痔疮栓怎么办", "question": "男友发现我用卫生棉条，就要和我分手，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？还没桔子熟吗？", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "7049075"}
{"text": "啊……镜头在这边吗.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwsslzio4uj30ci0elwhj"}
{"text": "这保险非常适合你。", "question": "然而现在，我却在享受着突如其来的、莫名其妙的胸口疼痛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6374569"}
{"text": "我想拍大楼啊", "question": null, "star": 943, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjbbt1kbsxj60zl17u7cy02"}
{"text": "第一次看到化妆的主人", "question": null, "star": 176, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9qvj123yej61401hctje02"}
{"text": "一个相亲故事，男方各方面条件都不错，但是他一开口就不想继续认识了，他说“您女儿还没来吗？”", "question": "如何让相亲的女方反感自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戒酒一周后看我家猫都不一样了", "question": null, "star": 446, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqsfy6hxj5j612r1foajd02"}
{"text": "摩西的十诫束缚了我。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4614882"}
{"text": "好像掉了一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6571789"}
{"text": "我们家厕所的镜子又大又气派，对吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7124443"}
{"text": "开卷考试带错了资料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YTRiakqfNwR5wSnibtDicVR5PgYBEeib71jic7KiaMLByuibPnyxtY6oH5rl5w"}
{"text": "你们果然还是Procon（问题儿童）啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2959429"}
{"text": "工作中出现劳动灾害、职权骚扰等词汇。", "question": "大人的迪士尼乐园", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3981584"}
{"text": "同事当面偷我的蚂蚁森林能量被我阻止了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRr2owicSibI87jhFlHlH47Cc9NmrIibVs7bYMMen3MZNqia2udcRCmtZLoAQ"}
{"text": "本人女……学医。然后我妈同事家女儿结婚，让我去当伴娘。结果一个伴郎喝醉了就扑倒我身上想要亲我，条件反射性地……我就把他下巴给卸了 ‍♀️ ‍♀️后来新娘出来调节，让我带他去医院上下巴，正好接诊的是我的师哥，又给他受了不少罪……后来我妈的同事家小孩结婚，再也没有请我当伴娘的了。", "question": "被闹伴娘 / 闹新娘时女生该怎么保护自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抱一下。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6089489"}
{"text": "TFBoys", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibV4HfPTvic35fsJ6SNeQTicw0EjD8bhQ7H8NmicaJs1eLCmN5HvXnib1MOQ"}
{"text": "我如果不无聊，应该也看不到你这个问题", "question": "人在无聊的时候会干什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放射科医生，丫头很小时哄她吃饭都是放我给学生讲课的 PPT，边放边讲解，一页一口，效果那超级好。两岁多带她去科室玩，来了一个脑出血病人，CT 图像刚出，丫头幽幽的看着屏幕说，出血了，在场人包括我都震惊了……回家反思后再也不用这个方法了。", "question": "各个专业领域的你，将如何向自己的孩子介绍自己专业的知识呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那天看到的那朵花的名字。", "question": "七分之一的电影特约演员有过不知道的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7377425"}
{"text": "刚在集市买的装备从宝箱里开出来了", "question": null, "star": 342, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt3j4yuesxj611i1e0aii02"}
{"text": "有种神秘的罪恶感。", "question": "深夜便利店的那些事。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2803082"}
{"text": "在泥地行走的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8rLaXibsicXfClrZBOJhZuxlQRiaDGJlaJyPKFbWa1xlEYV088XFn4877g"}
{"text": "数学老师讲课时突然谈到他邻居的出轨传闻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHurlV9mj64rDKjF1TPyWeA8Gkn7KhpMlYCjd2BHK2lANbdYkbR4ltSg"}
{"text": "没有恐怖。", "question": "请用不超过0个字的方式讲一个可怕的故事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5114786"}
{"text": "下次吃冰激凌不要这么着急了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pydzYk4bG46Qpyiam8VqxaLYWuicsQ8wEHCktt75Kiax2Fdccf5XkdL3IQg"}
{"text": "客户：CMYK 数值中需要含有 6、8。", "question": "作为设计师都遇到过什么样的奇葩客户？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跳绳，你怎么变短了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eewwdonkd2j20af08nt9q"}
{"text": "练习摸麻将点数", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWL9vOqkDric2ibOImQLkVczj54QZHaTcBHM4RTxvAXZ6HAmShY4jWz6lA"}
{"text": "好莱坞版的《城市猎人》。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6631972"}
{"text": "这是您要的五彩斑斓的黑。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "蚊香成精了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1fu0adfck4xj20m90toad0"}
{"text": "被强力胶粘住了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "这个掉了。", "question": "派出所露脸的人的第250个理由是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6466807"}
{"text": "打碎花瓶的猫吗？它往右边去了", "question": null, "star": 442, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gysfxcsfvzj610m1cujzk02"}
{"text": "忘带自拍杆，于是拿摄像头凑合", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOrUDuF4eecRjbNWEbtEh2PkmN5iaJGyRvUC9ShjtP3CuYWvS9t0c9GQXWxLicLWXOicU4vLCiakyVvg"}
{"text": "你愿意加入小个子派吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6369772"}
{"text": "室友：「要我帮忙带饭么？」", "question": "在哪个瞬间，你深刻地感受到自己被爱着？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次我捂住耳朵，都能反复听到如果遗传了就绝不原谅.", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1681405"}
{"text": "路途中，下属经常会引导我们到头目所在的地方，然后自己却累倒在地。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": "如果一个人开口闭口就是三观，甚至用三观作为评价文艺作品的方式，那么他头盖骨下面的东西连僵尸看了都不会感兴趣——沃兹基硕德", "question": "为什么我觉得《加勒比海盗》三观不正？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要抢新郎的风头", "question": "第一次当伴郎需要注意什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子私藏的书真好看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TIJnBjNLNM7LWHzl2gGEw7flKFEpp5BicGuGacGe6RLnMUicErAAmkJFg"}
{"text": "旁边的收银台开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JXP3359oSr2mDOakia0niawrQ5YAcP7jsuBvOYCJulQXKX6fCcibB7mMUA"}
{"text": "妖忌说：‘妖梦，你也从幻想乡出来了？那半灵呢？’", "question": null, "star": 84, "type": "I2T", "image": "3197118"}
{"text": "世界上没有绝对的绝缘，只有不努力的电压。", "question": "闪电可以击穿绝缘体吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "行刑时因为忍着的飞镖技术太烂而笑场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgOyR9M4liaJ6WHE5RMiaqZMQrboh9bXkWEYm29t8xRt4ibEPldUYicK4GIg"}
{"text": "铁人兵团听令！把蓝色狸猫及其党羽全部歼灭！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm3t7m40wdj30ci0elae9"}
{"text": "春天的第一阵风。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449730"}
{"text": "胖虎用一根筷子还能吃这么快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuzemZsgJAHkox88pVOjKp538gPCnCPUicv2C89GRHjIBf7lia97Hz6MhQ"}
{"text": "看起来像漂浮着，但其实没有漂浮。不，和其他停着的车相比，它是浮起来的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5704259"}
{"text": "第一次跟网友见面时对上暗号蓝领巾的，还真是肤白·娇小·微胖·短发小猫咪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2xmb0u2q7j30ci0eldjz"}
{"text": "我在窗内", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "love and peace", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "神马？南极？机票买错边了？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnbs9v31bnj20i00fban9"}
{"text": "考完之后全想起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxhW8t87D8E1IDWr48k2wiaZ7iaSMhIlbCvK2gS32Fxfk8r10BReibHcVvg"}
{"text": "我到底做错了什么！我只不过是想要过个七十岁生日，为什么要让我等四十年？", "question": "有哪些令人眼前一黑的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀。", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "咬断舌头", "question": "请告诉我如何忍住打喷嚏的技巧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6683155"}
{"text": "泻药……因为宠物不需要学区房。", "question": "为什么现在的年轻人敢把宠物当孩子却不敢生孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大理无理，德国缺德，意大利见利忘意。接下来就看法国如何无法无天啦！", "question": "如何看待意大利收缴了瑞士的消毒液?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊在这里落户了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5610122"}
{"text": "现在正在加载...", "question": null, "star": 772, "type": "I2T", "image": "1682667"}
{"text": "有什么不能接受的，我叫你一声爸爸，你把媳妇儿让给我吧！", "question": "岳父让我婚后叫他爸爸，我不能接受如何是好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【犸】", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "护士好累啊...睡着了。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533305"}
{"text": "从上面掉下来一只狗，我打算接住它，但是坐标不对。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4247798"}
{"text": "有谁看到一块这么大的奖牌了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez7kf2z8gkj208j0cawfu"}
{"text": "哪个混蛋把球换成保龄球的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RkkAvYdcs0uibuhPgbsaBBu1AyPfCW2LMBfLzH3BdMN2LbP9UlkgEHC3fib6LQNW8sm8d7d9UhCUBg"}
{"text": "卖盒饭的人还在追着火车跑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1yszby9cwj20m10mygob"}
{"text": "据我们学校的兔子反映，药效还是有的。", "question": "吃过期的药有什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上突然停电了，老妈让我去物业看看是不是我家电卡欠费了，我赖在被窝里，拿出手机，打开 Wi-Fi，列表里空荡荡的…… 「妈~是小区里都停了」翻身继续睡。", "question": "你做过最机智的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "田中在工作中玩游戏被老板发现了，他打了个一赔八的赌。", "question": "无论多么细心的人，第一步都是命运的安排，在生命中每失去一次机会，就不得不做出命运的选择，这就是猜字游戏的人生。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3019957"}
{"text": "紧盯着总统的表情，随时打电话叫总统不喜欢的选手故意输掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPnZJUibJmtwbI08oon4JXiboQd4McO6On3nar3FuDAqTNGvoveBhga9Ew"}
{"text": "不怕我踩不到刹车就上车吧不过嘛……我也踩不到油门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hclnw8iirhj30ci0eln0x"}
{"text": "我靠，翻身的机会竟然不好好把握：「你是一个好人。」", "question": "如何回应女生向你表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次亲朋好友一拿相机对准我，我就紧张。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2124042"}
{"text": "做我男朋友吧~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4147577"}
{"text": "在工地刚刚抬完钢筋，趁着抽烟的时间回答一下你。小学老师说过，只要不打句号，那就是一句话没有结束，所以……为什么不全留下来呢？", "question": "倘若在一次浩劫中，所有科学知识都被摧毁，每门学科只能留存一句话，你认为你所在的领域会留下什么话呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈，钱在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1742831"}
{"text": "听到「别拿小孩当盾牌！后当成了武器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd2q47f09aj30ci0eldkb"}
{"text": "厉害啊小哥～居然上到了这座塔的四层～不过到此为止了你的对手可是我锁镰珍妮」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haadq7jhs4j30ci0el0x7"}
{"text": "右二：应该没人发现我没按……", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "隔壁被蜗牛追杀都 10 个亿了，你这才 400 个 w到底是你中介太黑了还是东家预算不够了？", "question": "给你四百万，去监狱二十多年你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "澳洲总理前来度假", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LibtUxY4WP77hb8GFmvqMh7PNzxtCqKnNneSNdh3Nc7UH2naLGq44Mhw"}
{"text": "体重计", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMy7NH0vPSUaxQCS7gdia5zmWHx6iagS7XoB9z9KKP63yDqDoIlwOibS3OCA"}
{"text": "去稻田看看情况。", "question": "台风来的时候绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4714244"}
{"text": "写上大雄名字就会心脏麻痹哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7u5no851sj30ci0el771"}
{"text": "我有个朋友，带着五岁女儿来美国访学一年。小姑娘出国前无英语基础，来了以后直接进 PreK 上学，她妈的意思是让她花一年的时间把英语学好，回国上小学就算是英语特别优秀的小朋友了。现在几个月过去了，她妈表示小姑娘英语水平果然突飞猛进，交了好几个外国好朋友，用简单的句子交流无障碍，极其欣慰。不过有点打击到她的是，她女儿说的很多英语连她都听不懂了，年纪大了学东西是慢，现在连女儿的英语水平都比她好了。前些天， 她第一次收到了女儿的成绩单，上面英语科目没有分数，老师写她最近终于开始阅读和交谈了。西班牙语，满分。", "question": "在美国生活有什么烦恼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你知道这是谁的错了吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4345595"}
{"text": "下次别把强力胶弄身上了 好吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "再见了，一路走好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7181931"}
{"text": "开学了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSgPl4HCYwRlI2XI6otMzAvPh3iaRL2hHHiar2hTKesiaA4zAhiaj6xWzOzw"}
{"text": "公园里有两棵挂满杮子的杮子树，满树的杮子刚变黄。有俩位老太太众目睽睽之下在公园里堂而皇之的拿勾子把树枝给勾折了摘杮子。中间有人说杮子还不熟，不能吃之类的，俩位也是置之不理。这时有位老大爷上前劝阻说，这皮太厚了！太厚了！俩位拿着杮子给老大爷解释，不厚不厚，回家放一段时间就好了之类的话。大爷来一句，我说的是脸皮！", "question": "有修养的人应该如何表达他的愤怒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑猫警长只有5集", "question": "最令你吃惊的事实是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "舔一下，然后播放视频。", "question": "把酱油拿远一点再还给我。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7051678"}
{"text": "原地转圈也白费劲，我就是要煽你。", "question": "请您告诉我遇到别车时的应对方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619361"}
{"text": "托运太慢了，猩猩已经进化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicTaUdugoI8QOeOYItiblpW62ayepCwOofjN5ctKnomahTWSU5ntes2IQ"}
{"text": "全员都忘戴眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytGdaQUjY8OMB2MQBYzPcOj8NFJtgmKABrPWF04cGWRUHGLSa2dKdaFdQ"}
{"text": "折腾半天就为了闻到自己后脑勺的味道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9qiwiwhbmj20bj0b03za"}
{"text": "不是，我只是想把主人的手机洗干净", "question": null, "star": 358, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkkb9p6mpwj60zd1b6tnw02"}
{"text": "那个崂山道士当着我的面穿过了墙壁，项目经理对我说：「游戏里出现这么弱智的 BUG，扣你这个月的绩效工资。」", "question": "如何以「那个崂山道士当着我的面穿过了墙壁」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快走，这里的植物会吸住下面！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaxoLH9z4Ep62d4bAd5E5SzNtveyhja9gcVu7yFscFOVchMZr37n7ruQ"}
{"text": "安全气囊突然打开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4rOKLjQMicqcaS4XMrkZdBqRajHHiaKZYtdRIMDg6CcBHMKmcyRPzibvVA"}
{"text": "每一句话都是密码。", "question": "做备胎是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "营业到晚上8点。", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "家庭环境很艰苦。", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "今年的《勇往直前》。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4476633"}
{"text": "哼！小器鬼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicXex2YFoEJtxTbDGcYe51WZWZFfoeoH2zmwib3eqicrLUdUnvO56502icA"}
{"text": "O我的口琴出不了声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgYibUCia4Np3sx86KMqrYcLMzDzT3FEc1FiaDvmaz0ibOOt01zRxbXdmzYHqazeuuCwemnQYQFV9NqCg"}
{"text": "学生总是把季节性的和菓子装在书包里。", "question": "茶道部出身的不良少年有什么特征？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2380782"}
{"text": "没戀住拉裤子里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyonwa0474j30ci0el415"}
{"text": "蓬蓬公主", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359506"}
{"text": "咕噜咕噜腌菜掉进池塘的水里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3805695"}
{"text": "大家真是为诸葛亮北伐操碎了心，分别为丞相提供了方便面、肯德基、海底捞、卫生纸、手机、机枪、核弹、詹姆斯、奥尼尔、死亡笔记、薯片、大衣、牛奶、高达、手雷、午餐肉、榨菜、A4 纸、鸡腿、红茶、电脑、人民币、东风、肖战粉、马保国等等。。。先不管你们说的这些能不能兑现，就冲这民心所向的力度，曹魏不攻自破！", "question": "如果给诸葛亮无限量的钢镚（一块钱），北伐能成功吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "目不识丁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6vyB9jvOyKQhlkcBLuaRglI1TZiaqkkTwc29ia27IIKGYYQGibOV6yRqHA"}
{"text": "这个透明药水，不适用牛仔布料吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6698379"}
{"text": "主人快看，打碎花瓶的家伙被我抓到了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwtb2zpw0qj20fu0fu3zc"}
{"text": "我明明只说了一句翻译却开始滔滔不绝", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvbcij0nuzj610m12x7ce02"}
{"text": "这就是我的真实性格。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998510"}
{"text": "你看起来好像很懂的样子。", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "栀子花粗粗大大，又香得掸都掸不开，于是为文雅人不取，以为品格不高。栀子花说：「去你妈的，我就是要这样香，香得痛痛快快，你们他妈的管得着吗！」《人间草木》汪曾祺", "question": "你看过的或听过的所有作品中，最燃的情节或话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "服务员问谁结账的一瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKnP5Q11xPLzXzbibJZV3gIFSI69UGqwJG40rPPVHIDFLOTyu9q2AEvNg"}
{"text": "一你坐下来讲讲强奸案的经过-暂时坐不了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOchNO1AgcsXT93w3k6BXtGYWibQF6Z6H19znjsH6Ub8eHUozvp8TLMtcA"}
{"text": "刷新最差记录", "question": "日剧那些事", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214999"}
{"text": "那么……你的法拉利呢？", "question": "电子游戏对人类文明发展有什么贡献？把玩游戏的时间花到正经的事情上是不是更好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果一个网站打不开或者打开很慢要等半年，你会一直等到打开为止？？", "question": "为什么追我的男生最多只能坚持追半年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老婆你高光是不是打多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRr61q20IpBiaPbiaWvGb1tpZj27lmezvTtzqIzibT5xPiaGryb7qcGAwiaBcg"}
{"text": "决赛见！", "question": null, "star": 930, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gizq0r7w2qj610l113aip02"}
{"text": "这是什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6917497"}
{"text": "你在家拿脸盆喝水么？", "question": "既然 C++ 是 C 的超集，为什么还是有不少人认为 C++ 不如 C？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不明白", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2314785"}
{"text": "流星之夜", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3941802"}
{"text": "我们做到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6712852"}
{"text": "一次是跑马拉松途中因补给太好，吃了太多，中途岔气儿了退赛；还有一次跑马拉松，因为雾太大，看不清指示牌，跑丢好多人。打开你的新视界，去看看新雷克萨斯RX 450h的全混动科技为你每天跑步能有好空气做了什么？", "question": "广告 · 关于跑马拉松，你发生过的乌龙事儿是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那里的白色面积很大，听起来就是这样的。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861461"}
{"text": "你在期待什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6818854"}
{"text": "百叶窗怎么也打不开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt2bnfdw2ij30ci0eljtu"}
{"text": "我的手断了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "363366"}
{"text": "能一眼认出我是女的就行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBBEgJQ3hy8rqEB9WIAVR0dTswFJVMbq4rmYhdic6uD8kGqT1I6zkrdng"}
{"text": "一个人努力成为最强的魔法少女。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6935782"}
{"text": "老朋友，好久不见了你还好吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6dWY5CMDyGt3Ete751MHsmRkUziakfv6u9icicHh1XTHEP39kIDWibsWLHQ"}
{"text": "闹钟响了就醒来。", "question": "可爱的孩子在被抱着的时候的感受。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1837601"}
{"text": "刚毕业:普渡苍生。三年教龄:渡有缘人。", "question": "当教师到底是一种什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我花了一个月时间找资料，对比，看评测，选定了一款造型比较奇特的笔记本电脑（当时售价两万多），又花了两天时间下决心、找商家。入手后，有一次到一个投资人那里谈事情，他看到我这个笔记本，很感兴趣，拿过去看了十秒后对助理说去买一个。", "question": "什么是「富人思维」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，主人，既然那么喜欢的话，我就努力一下，养羊驼不就好了嘛...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906129"}
{"text": "大雄被拉回来，小叮当复活了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6523371"}
{"text": "我炫耀自己的父亲个子高，没想到对面那个人的肚脐眼比我还突出。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1523176"}
{"text": "弄错了，以为是水着。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6028956"}
{"text": "大雄的班主任动真格了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h22etu1a3oj30ci0eltc5"}
{"text": "没用的，因为你得到的情报，从根本上就是错误的。你以为 ta 描述的是 ta 喜欢的类型，其实 ta 只是为了拒绝你，找了个你不具备的东西当借口，说一句善意的谎言哄哄你。", "question": "努力成为 ta 喜欢的那种人，可能让 ta 爱上自己吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "螨虫在冬天的毛衣间穿行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaMmgAibwN8NSiawrWGnzXjtmHogjtOdbRAzC90LKvJnHpfVyX335hOGZQ"}
{"text": "《魔女宅急便》是二十年前的作品。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4150555"}
{"text": "八点钟的起床闹钟，却在这个时候被尿醒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZnLC5JPCDJADPz3jJvhQn0fOQfIOVYUHKr2snXhoYjLUuTZfO7scGhg"}
{"text": "我觉得，还是养一条会立起来的袜子更容易些！", "question": "好的牛仔裤是不能洗的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我就是高达！喊完就结束。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的瞬间斩首。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7065795"}
{"text": "程序圆", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "越南足球队想起和国足的赛场对抗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEwYtrWwQkiaufsr56PNAHgbTY3JsLeF9pBHBBBOXZ7U16EExCsWlsSmA"}
{"text": "一看到《白色魔犬》我就下定决心要把它变成正常的狗， Keys，别忽视那只白色的魔猫。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "6614633"}
{"text": "同女神握过手后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNicm1bFDOxKqBJ0y4p0b3EHLYNH1JwhMicuDQPdzibEia8REpB7lBjpLCgQ"}
{"text": "终于到了卸下这个重担的时候了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3978969"}
{"text": "有时候我会把盐和糖弄混。", "question": "请告诉我jam老师的烦恼。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4141846"}
{"text": "签证啊！我说让你准备好签证！", "question": null, "star": 1650, "type": "I2T", "image": "2081340"}
{"text": "“我多快乐！”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "拉面里的细面真长啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361518"}
{"text": "开了半小时会已经在幻想着枪毙老板100多回了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3Q3zNoPTvURbJgh4dicXW9cX6Vj4fdn9UjoCyDGJX9poqSsXlibmHQZtQ"}
{"text": "同学，你搓过澡吗？", "question": "直男能接受同性抚摸吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "误解成了头皮按摩器。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2411564"}
{"text": "「我们专门邀请到了茅台集团的李总……李总，咱们消费者啊有个疑问，这个酒价格这么实惠真的是茅台集团出品的吗……」", "question": "如果 GTA 是国产游戏，那游戏里电台放的音乐会是哪些歌曲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晶晶亮透心凉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xm26ub2tj20g20dmac2"}
{"text": "居民的猫把汽油都喝光了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "出门儿遇到骑着马的老哥，不想绕过去，已经死了 20 次了。 符合预期。", "question": "如何评价游戏《艾尔登法环》? 符合你的预期吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫托车", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "我不要去上学！我要请假！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6352606"}
{"text": "您能再轻点踢吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4568190"}
{"text": "给老子变", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "芝麻信用低于 750 分的不考虑，拖欠学费的概率很大。", "question": "假如武侠世界让你建立一个门派，你会定下哪些规矩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你问你的女友晚上吃什么，而这是她连续第27天回复“我”时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaQyFDGjC3Xdz59mLgxgtkcEgfcBGOmRzic7IFIZmjxOsR4ew7zXLcnfg"}
{"text": "隔壁班的课看起来很有趣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3Ec9gn6tET6HsiaLqAHtmtgibwGNCvLnpXHVzNsmFPdIdGKpX283EhSkUQ"}
{"text": "哎，你听我说！我被选中作为花札的图案了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6604772"}
{"text": "小学六年级语文考试，写注意交通安全的标语，我哥写的是：绿灯通向马路对面，红灯通向人民医院。", "question": "你在求学经历中曾见过哪些奇葩答案？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "七折促销（原价）", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6899586"}
{"text": "问了我男朋友这个问题，他一副受到惊吓的表情「我为什么要去要饭？」", "question": "想让食堂阿姨，白给我加一点烤肉，我错了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您买了保险吗？", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "在幽默中，装傻的倾向会发生变化。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "还不赶紧叫爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoiaTzMyUZEkQolUqJPiaaX1CQz1ujiaCCGON39TAQF0r0u7IicgZe1VX8lA"}
{"text": "我不哭了老婆婆，别解开衣服给我喂……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgko2vnx3gj30ci0el78t"}
{"text": "喂！这个框要按到什么时候啊？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "295313"}
{"text": "还剩五分钟交卷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3u77aN365oepico9nveLATrqQUJKKMmxhXCS3ap8UeTxTOQEEXc5a2TQw"}
{"text": "老板娘，那个小婴儿还需要喝酱油呢，求你别把它全喝了", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1565839"}
{"text": "你要相信，比你优秀的人都是不会鸟你的。", "question": "怎样才能做到不在乎别人骂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鲁邦三世", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2228593"}
{"text": "人家要变身，快转过身别偷看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1epsmf470xyj20ch0a2769"}
{"text": "看不见的手。", "question": "地府如何管理来自阳间的大量大面额冥币？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咔嚓一声！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4467475"}
{"text": "反对其他一切回答（；￣ェ￣）", "question": "「举世皆浊我独清，众人皆醉我独醒」是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "漂洋过海来砍你", "question": null, "star": 103, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "当教官指着我的鼻子说：以此为基准迅速靠拢集合", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFWern2VvwYaaUvEZMuTs8ZpBL5b9eIKRic01y54zGxq6YY2xs8rInFnQ"}
{"text": "贴图加载错误", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQfSZ5P910o7IGhzsVxiat5MrfnUBKKYdYVnqD8ELsiaGDttWNMa5txsqw"}
{"text": "实现目标会很开心。", "question": "比如‘谜语字母’和‘送货上门’，这些我都尝试过。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6710389"}
{"text": "别试了，穿墙bug已经被修复了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD76tlVZ5jgL1CC5ctz7ibA9PHmial9exxlKoGB81KwiatH7L8clDlHvLwXw"}
{"text": "桃子的助手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041323"}
{"text": "边看边做爆米花。", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "支持率为零。", "question": "那位重要议员辞职了，原因是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265036"}
{"text": "我们是大冬天爬长城，麻痹，已经爬了三年了。", "question": "让你感觉最无聊的一场公司年会是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "充满斗志的上半身和来划水的下半身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI06zYe6nHePY8pCDgC4vSUG16lAS3jc35nPx5a8HKkhH7O35yoibdGZVQ"}
{"text": "有一次好多男生聚在我们宿舍，有一个外宿舍的男生发现了我一舍友床上的臂力棒，掰了一下说：「真难呀。」 舍友笑了笑，这个外宿舍男生就问：「你能掰几下？」 舍友含糊的说五十下，他不信，非要说让现场掰五十下，舍友不太想干，弄的跟显摆什么似的。可这位外舍男生非要咬住不放，不仅激我舍友，还把气氛搞得很僵，最后说了句：「你要是能掰五十下我吃屎给你看。」我舍友拿过来开始掰，另一个人替他数，就这样，舍友轻松的掰臂力棒，数到 49 的时候把臂力棒一扔说：「掰不动了。」", "question": "你见过哪些化解尴尬的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实就是育种者的意思。", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "「我喊开始后再做题」监考老师说完「动笔吧过去40分钟了，还没喊「开始」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0l7a21wnhj30ci0el42l"}
{"text": "靓仔，又来找爽文看啦。", "question": "日本今年上半年新生儿 38 万人，创 22 年来最低纪录，将产生哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咖喱饭", "question": "给那位伟人四个字的名字加上别的意思。", "star": 63, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109737"}
{"text": "啊～被发现啦！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVly53xYf1FSOESFZ2DTLiaS0naiayBtj1UrNankMc8FD5g3xPzkmrOO7evw"}
{"text": "傻笑。", "question": "这种大雄我不喜欢。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6842918"}
{"text": "你烧过煤吗？", "question": "为什么暖男会变成渣男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这套衣服实际上是用阿莉埃尔洗的。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378259"}
{"text": "鞋子又被人藏起来后把证据拿给老师看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq6mskjo42j30ci0elgrz"}
{"text": "我偶尔会写《猎人》。", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "有啊，丽江啊。整个城市无时无刻都浸泡在诗一般的歌声中，就是有些人弦调不准。", "question": "中国未来会不会出现一个音乐产业集中乃至成为支柱产业的城市？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这张床是舒服还是不舒服？", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "跟 CPU 上面必须装风扇是一个道理", "question": "为什么诸葛亮常年拿一羽毛扇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也要穿上衣吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "都啥时候了还在那里画画！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010CibXbgVwDwTkh0s37AulHgyt3ibhzqobTuTLYlYgPGP4fLjO2Zkm844Zw"}
{"text": "水里的外卖我送，别再抢单了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OictzHPtNDHfIV4pk6GcrkSItibdMFC4hqZgLq9WpAOFZiagVIh0e7bLAQ"}
{"text": "全员忘扎腰带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63p9M9klWD7Bez9IMz59joJNicXfjib7HsCD87jwzagVgVDibGzFLCQaFAtA"}
{"text": "没赶上末班车还吸了车尾气", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8hmgvq7esj61401a2wkg02"}
{"text": "你当斗地主是这两年发明的吗？", "question": "以前没有电脑手机的时候大学生都做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在线", "question": "啤酒倒不出泡沫，原因是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5889327"}
{"text": "第一次给病人做穿刺抽胸水，病人有帕金森。。。可我抖的比他还厉害。。。", "question": "作为医学生你经历过最囧的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每天早上都假装去上班，已经20年了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlk0KbFMIBlXLCMcrnqiciaqbTLtxIGMtOsQpTeEcUKegqe2AOibyINKFF6A"}
{"text": "装作跟女友打电话秀恩爱时电话突然响了", "question": null, "star": 487, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjq9pkc8v9j611j156n6j02"}
{"text": "是的，我在热恋中。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6891064"}
{"text": "本来室友请求带饭的留言抬头都是写“爸爸”，最近都变成了“宝贝儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyFRLsYGRZWOLiaibj36ianGkkiaHNlDSgcxpztykeZ56fKUB3bY3mQFlQWSg"}
{"text": "您里面有一位理发师吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4132667"}
{"text": "大、大雄？我没见到过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5athl9qruj30ci0eldja"}
{"text": "喂，这艘油轮比例太小了，不适合我们的身高啊！这是大人的事，你猜吧......", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191803"}
{"text": "多看书。", "question": "怎样改变酸性体质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "芒果臭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw61FTkUrEGKf6Jnvoy56b2Vgx08ibmOibjbicJjn25ROPfQgeMObV3uXZQg"}
{"text": "电视上没跟你说的是，很多人就那么死了。", "question": "电视上经常播古人断肢后包扎就好了，但是大血管是怎么止血的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "消灭死神！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1m75ua3grj30ci0elq63"}
{"text": "《说句心里话》英文版。", "question": "在 KTV 唱哪些歌能让人感觉逼格瞬间上升 n 个档次？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还好你交的女朋友不是我，要不然，你今天问的问题就是，我打过我女朋友一次，后来被她疯狂暴打头破血流四肢残废后半辈子无依无靠我能跟她分手吗", "question": "两年了因为琐事就打过女朋友两次，她一直不能释怀，现在要跟我分手是为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果要了女生的电话，记得打给她~", "question": "生活中哪些小事（细节）会让你觉得一个男生比较靠谱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女人不会有这种感受的，你变再好她也能把你自我屏蔽成渣。。。", "question": "发现前男友变成男神是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "往后推然后松手就会自动向前跑", "question": null, "star": 237, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h97u58s3oxj61401hc7fj02"}
{"text": "你清代时候的曾曾祖父让后人每年清明的时候烧纸给他，你今年烧了么？", "question": "如何反驳「现在写一封信，让未来的子孙做时空机回来，把它埋起来，如果顺利的话，几分钟后就会有人来找你」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自己。", "question": "以你的生活经验，人们在生活中常会「过高估量」的事物有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今晚的甜点就它了❤️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6145562"}
{"text": "音乐电视台", "question": "我不喜欢这样的车站。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398760"}
{"text": "被右手追的人", "question": null, "star": 270, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1inxbuffcj610w10un1k02"}
{"text": "周末全家去逛人物园", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3bWwT6xQ66shxd9tcEaoaiaPiaxaNyKviceFGPfg3yLrUaywSbiaCrb6c3Q"}
{"text": "悟空：这片土地可以种出更好的贝吉塔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8Kxwe3dN6vwgHrwYRJKtumMMT6xOpr2bzHcQ0osXibzrsj4pK7GhgzY9g"}
{"text": "传说级拆弹专家真不得了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h60l5bfmy6j30ci0elaaw"}
{"text": "感恩过去所有，未来还是家人", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "谁在墙上画了道门？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLia1tdmfwnrOa43ic3ibUPvuYSf8azWuHmFLEicWpJPQwCP337bctyQUrwUmwbUaOlYus1V21ANqvKA"}
{"text": "我吃完了整包薯片。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "零食的包装袋怎么都撕不开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eepxvrqh65j20bd0bgt9g"}
{"text": "表白拉黑", "question": "有哪些像「安非他命，如是我闻」这样的无情对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了维系父亲的尊严，我要最大限度的避免让儿子知道我笨这件事，隐藏的时间越久越好，可是快暴露了。儿子二年级的奥数题我看了，实在不会，太特么难了。", "question": "有哪些你准备藏一辈子的秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先发制人", "question": "工作面试中帅气的自我介绍方式。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5014162"}
{"text": "影厅座位有 17 排，每排 32 个座位，天花板上共有 48 盏灯，荧幕的左下角有个黑点总是出现，频率大概是 1 分 20 秒一次。", "question": "如何吐槽一部电影很烂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "享受悠闲时光，品味 Nescafe Gold Blend。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522344"}
{"text": "走不动了。", "question": "一个月进出一次（每日）这样的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043461"}
{"text": "在微波炉里用十分钟加热纳豆。", "question": "如何在午休时间让公司陷入混乱？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5394660"}
{"text": "听到加班后一直这表情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7xys3d65cj30ci0eldja"}
{"text": "医生让我减肥。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7346516"}
{"text": "好强啊……那杀虫剂.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxsb6xop7vj30ci0elq6a"}
{"text": "梅尔卡里有个足球订单在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4818728"}
{"text": "放手去干吧，如意棒（寓意深远）。", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "我告诉你，今天我演丧尸，你来了也没用~", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "你是谁？......镜子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615201"}
{"text": "真的把沙子弄到眼里了www", "question": null, "star": 3230, "type": "I2T", "image": "6913739"}
{"text": "昨天有人帮了我，就是那个塑料吸管弯曲的地方。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5895615"}
{"text": "他点起了烟说起从前", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "说我有点不舒服先回家了", "question": null, "star": 512, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz2iu3wovlj61271d6wkv02"}
{"text": "我点了炒饭，可是...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1417952"}
{"text": "人家就要加98号汽油嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OkY6DloWAAkBhc8ETpcbbULzeyRW9Noh64xg8lqqyVLKmxpx2ps0kRw"}
{"text": "桌面上忽然出现了奇怪的病毒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibrKIwIticzgib1ImibJ4d6EuLQxnoJvmAhJ7T3ia5adkSjNR0U4JpsnJb7g"}
{"text": "装扮后只买了洋葱的ATSUSHI。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1130272"}
{"text": "人类版的蟑螂，最后被一网打尽的命运。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364500"}
{"text": "我想谈谈看动画《七大罪》的感受。", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "移动汉堡的粉丝被邀请参加神秘之旅。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5389151"}
{"text": "大夫，为什么让我脱衣服啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S6CW7x4z7vE28Ry18FBicaVVmibGQliciboez6NNrXRIoib7xiattia2dk4eGibfRpr3kVZVXEiaKYuwTCkmA"}
{"text": "家里的煤气关了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicGDkGqSBT68DcGEHgibIebkZImkUBRibcuysibIOtlal7Mcj8GwtFUK4mw"}
{"text": "信不信由你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3701018"}
{"text": "今晚也要加油哦！", "question": "这个节目感觉会在秋田电视台播出。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4288258"}
{"text": "又接到了夜间隐藏菜单的订单。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6071193"}
{"text": "老子就不给你吃醋溜面！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6721477"}
{"text": "按摩手法教学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzichribX67MReq7fLh6wHCu3ibftc1xmo181uMibSZ9VWucLA7FGPfvA9HAQ"}
{"text": "哎呀！男人就是这样，也没办法啊……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5275085"}
{"text": "静香长大以后成了一名棒球运动员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzDUv9p0Vib4bxia9WLyI9ricQ8t8TyJlPA8rwMkmnG4mcZ4QNPAMrGoWBQ"}
{"text": "其实它是石油，但没人知道。", "question": "红薯的原材料", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6275073"}
{"text": "一觉醒来发现书上的字都粘衣服上了", "question": null, "star": 251, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtojygz2lij60zw1bvq9q02"}
{"text": "前面有对情侣在闹分手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gozwjidvrvj30ci0eldia"}
{"text": "尤记那年，我是一个刚刚踏入初中校门不到一个星期的乖宝宝。一天下课被班里一个男生给半路拦下伸手问我借十块钱。我一脸警惕问他要钱干嘛，他不好意思地挠挠头跟我说，没零的……自此跟某胡建土豪同学混吃混喝了三年。", "question": "如何分辨「救急不救穷」中的「急」和「穷」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "...你不仅没有女朋友，你连一个 173cm，105 斤的姑娘啥样你都没见过...", "question": "女朋友173公分，体重105斤，我觉得她胖，她说她正常，我俩谁说的对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "优秀的程序员，都是通过展示自己的代码牛逼来展示自己的牛逼的。二逼的程序员，通过展示自己的工具……", "question": "有些人喜欢 Linux 而对 Windows 嗤之以鼻。为什么非要为了一个而贬低另外一个，这是一种什么心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想不到你还爱吃保鲜膜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9Y61948avI5BiclzktlofDLWsiaxcKD6AaAaqiabHrODjpMia3Tia8OEuKnuA"}
{"text": "第17层的观众你们听得到吗！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nFS9NSSWuE4QwB5iazGE8SFfNDOPASGNcAibVMO8RBvIU2iaiaFLf0FzpnYA"}
{"text": "前方6公里发现美杜莎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fl1soxb5huj20920d7wfn"}
{"text": "植入着床", "question": "孩子做的事，有一定的限度可以被原谅。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6397788"}
{"text": "你就一边说那种话一边回去吧！", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "对猎头业务有很大的误解。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6098570"}
{"text": "新买的书签", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "我姐姐美若天仙……我姐姐把这个问题推荐给了我……让我想想，该怎么拍马屁才能安全活到明天……", "question": "如何以“我姐姐美若天仙”为开头写一篇小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快拿走，再过几天就不是我的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c205omuExIdicPeV2nmu8uic7JogUlKd4wY7mWhkibr0LSczCzkVpeB52bYQ"}
{"text": "眼睛开始分辨不清黑色和白色了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7030321"}
{"text": "等档期吧。", "question": "美国漫画、电影中的一个超级英雄在拯救世界的时候，其他超级英雄在干嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "二十世纪五六十年代的水平", "question": "十九岁有女票和稳定的性生活，在中国算什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本能寺之变，究竟发生了什么变化？", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "『到了那边给你写信……我也……一定会回信的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hioyyz407yj30ci0eldgy"}
{"text": "老师紫薇想上黑板做题！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWpSjH8sZSDZ0m7LeVHBl1CPPwAKa882NsPFYLhiaWYiaHfUCZxshetXqw"}
{"text": "用打工的方式代替防虫剂，一直持续到春天驱赶害虫。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3396487"}
{"text": "古筝行动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "心脏没跳了啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1280547"}
{"text": "这个数字多得数不清，全部都齐了吗？", "question": "在战斗中陷入危机时，可以召唤出两只金丝燕帮助队友的山田同学的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194415"}
{"text": "戴口罩", "question": "如果前任突然拥抱你，你只能说三个字，你会说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日本列岛", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "这是用大豆做的吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4067538"}
{"text": "你和朋友 : 最后的菜怎么还没上做好没有？ 老板 : 做好了做好了，马上就上！....你和朋友 : 最后一道菜来不及做就不用做了 。老板 : 做了做了，已经做了哈！", "question": "什么瞬间，或者一句话，让你突然就对一个人死心了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "少印点就行了，印谁我已经不想管了。", "question": "谁最应该被印在人民币上面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的存钱罐空荡荡的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6110512"}
{"text": "请看，这是我的脚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1han27lx1gxj30ci0el0vs"}
{"text": "又是我的三角负责吗？", "question": "请写一篇包含乐器名称的文章，让我感到有点悲伤。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5337871"}
{"text": "你俩别打了！拿错剧本了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hef5ryzxgaj30ci0elwjc"}
{"text": "她答应了我勇敢的表白。", "question": null, "star": 210, "type": "I2T", "image": "1249718"}
{"text": "对不起，女孩子不能跟着除湿机一起来。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362567"}
{"text": "我在NHK看呢，从新闻投递口那里看的哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089714"}
{"text": "印度吹笛大师和白素贞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvE6ibqfytvn4x8SluZ5IUuLv66ova8x0fdHkIl5CLzlqyN3HmTP52f0Zw"}
{"text": "魏文侯问扁鹊：“你兄弟三人，哪个软件开发水平最高？”扁鹊说：“大哥最好，二哥其次，我最差。” 文侯甚为不解。扁鹊解释道：“我大哥不等Bug出现就提前预防了，所以名声传不出开发组。二哥在Bug出现时就顺手解决了，所以名声传不出技术部。我呢，每天像打地鼠一般到处救火，所以在公司没人不知道我。”这选择，一目了然吧。", "question": "如果有两颗药丸，一颗吃了让你写代码100%不出错，另一颗吃了能让你100%发现并修改bug，选哪颗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奥特曼被打败后会被回收利用做成孩子们的玩具。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "563188"}
{"text": "不知道，等我去问一下我妈。", "question": "什么是妈宝男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对方说：不好意思，我喜欢成熟一点点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkiaW6DWoVXpJley3pdDCwrohZTC0XN1RzArX7FZRAFiaFM0IBRrrj9W9A"}
{"text": "充满紧张感的BGM", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7opyy608ij30ci0el0w7"}
{"text": "这里只有红牛饮料。", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 190, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "如果你要死了，而我可以用我的生命去换你的，我会做。如果你好好的，我不想和你过。", "question": "电影《一天》那句「我爱你，我只是不再喜欢你了」是种怎样的感情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太开心了，明天见哦~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7232059"}
{"text": "面具的华丽程度", "question": "孩子起的闪亮名字太可怜了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7122076"}
{"text": "前几天丢失的耳勺。", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "生活能变好，全靠党领导；中国敌不少，美帝挖墙脚；医生不治病，偏方全搞定；毕业就拜堂，砸锅也买房；生娃像种菜，爹进城给带；世人心眼坏，只有亲戚爱；升学排第一，兴趣是垃圾；饭是大锅甜，快考公务员；养老金炒股，一跌就跳舞；挣钱为储蓄，不管低利率；...", "question": "中国父母有哪些常见的逻辑、思维令人难以接受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "犯罪嫌疑人已落网", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8wdibh3FteEE79SN0pAMlg1lWbBQnZqyC4TP9HEh4VRwjQjCPKDOBTNQ"}
{"text": "我家那母老虎走了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamOtJfyaCWtO9ia5ffuKauVcKRFBc9icZLWW4RzicMAZBnWIA8KXHz8awHw"}
{"text": "居然在新人欢迎会上穿了完全一样的衣服，真是没想到。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1442898"}
{"text": "终点怎么走？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "每天把公车站牌往自己家的方向移一公分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kR1ibv9nXSUrsopRbW0Sv5JNiaVQCazPqxH7yGoWXrMnMxjE7uwoPnkSA"}
{"text": "三游亭好玩。", "question": "两个人的笑话不有趣，而且还没有展开，这是谁的笑话？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7312599"}
{"text": "学习英语例句肯每天练习打网球！时被肯的努力感动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx9v600rmaj30ci0elaay"}
{"text": "把流得滑当泻停封吃了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "在森林的某一天，熊的心情变得高涨起来。", "question": "给严肃的台词加个aa就毁了。", "star": 30, "type": "T2T", "image": "3790829"}
{"text": "女朋友说她没生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HkLbr2j7IEQxyH2UMic0TDyu1V96b80nYQCqkwd59zOIyqDiaoxlvzt8w"}
{"text": "扫落叶", "question": "请在那幅著名画作的标题后面加上三个字，使之变得混乱无序。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109162"}
{"text": "新娘不是说不能在婚纱蛋糕前压吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "590166"}
{"text": "被电视打飞的男子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "为什么没有从天然少女那里接到邀请呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179308"}
{"text": "1. 暴力解决法：把方天画戟插进马屁股里堵住源头。2. 公平公正法：举手示意暂停，同刘关张三人一起席地而坐等马拉完，之后再战！3. 转移话题法：看着拉到腿软的战马，唉声叹气地向刘关张三人问道：「马拉稀一般用西医还是中医治疗好？」「兽医!」4. 天真童趣法：指着后面一地的马粪娇嗔道：「不能过三八线哦！」5. 巧妙利用法：脱下衣服，将其缠到方天画戟之上，沾满马粪，甩之。一个极其恐怖的武器由此诞生。「看你们谁敢过来啊！！！！！」6. 强行忽悠法：仰天长啸：「我奉先在此一战居然遇到了『战马奔翔』这等如此吉兆，简直天助我也！你们拿命来吧！」刘关张三人：「？？？」7. 科学防疫法：提醒刘关张三人戴上口罩，正值疫情期间，拉稀也是新冠症状之一，更别提还有粪口传播的感染方式。应时刻注意自身健康安全。", "question": "三英战吕布，激战中如果赤兔马突然拉稀，作为吕布你要如何紧急处理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看起来五个技师实际只有一个技师的超高速按摩服务", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "二手手办摆件，有底座，微瑕，有站立和侧卧两款", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "立即打断了一个触感不对的屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicn55hyibia0rhicGxZniaVs7eLyF8icPz5rhpHMKZB3FjQKVcEcGSr2H2vxA"}
{"text": "蚊子眼中的蚊香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fzownwb3awj21mc1mcjzo"}
{"text": "春游前夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSfodyUSCy5KqyvJf7mP15SONU6auwT1drMngF9HkoBxnPHvgDW7leDXg"}
{"text": "这里不是异常的地方吧？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7047343"}
{"text": "青鬼的模仿太精彩了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3067050"}
{"text": "从国外来的安倍口罩。", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "那个即使我在凌晨发动态也会秒赞的哥们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmYbmDJvAsHB9DxiaDSicm6yJGTypFHCPLiaia4aR7GDVtibFbGIXmnO14Kgg"}
{"text": "清爽的芦荟。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5912631"}
{"text": "糟了，要迟到了！还好赶上了...糟了，原来是开往反方向的特快！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4088531"}
{"text": "一直没看，以为是吃了绿箭口香糖变异的什么侠。", "question": "怎么评价《绿箭侠》的剧情和人物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "腋莺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8SJQvcNXhD9PpRm7ibFHv4vyZuURZdeIVZOWt9yWtzBmDxsCFYSqeLyg"}
{"text": "「不喜欢打针！」「要出风头了哦~」", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5565085"}
{"text": "你想被吊起来吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797559"}
{"text": "石油的中文常用表达是石油。", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "知道为什么不能碰A股了吧？", "question": "被解读为「远远望着谷爱凌夺冠」的远望谷连续涨停，谷爱凌代言的中国移动也涨停，如何看待谷爱凌全网刷屏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "演奏的乐曲调太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMicK3dm6XdsvBMbTWerskhx31do9rxOxxaQ5W70vYScC8sqAtC1vJQaQ"}
{"text": "游戏里爆出史诗级戒指的队友", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "教练还在车上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrAOQ9mJbuNE4xGdKWL1pNROcjosyHrDbgncDVoZs5bPJ6DoVdM2snNA"}
{"text": "我注意到了胸肉的美味。", "question": "今天是我的生日，说句话吧（说什么都行，没关系）。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1269812"}
{"text": "喝光玉净瓶里的水，并要求续杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIly1fe7ay5x78ij3094080dh2"}
{"text": "我给你九十五万。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "告诉她，我下次去。", "question": "前女友结婚了，邀请我参加婚礼，我是去还是不去?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开车去也要像往常一样保持平常心。", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "阳性？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "是谁刚才在摄影棚玩乐高的！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfxE66M5h8cPvL4ib3YYEuOA8qHpGTVmw2X7M0spggwbhqCo3czvPciaxQ"}
{"text": "「搞条这么大的鱼」『Yes sir！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1guuag2xmeoj60ci0eladp02"}
{"text": "额，我的图鉴上没记载吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3773491"}
{"text": "神马？发令枪正中这货脑门？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx7uqppjj20hs0g5jsu"}
{"text": "面具摘下来了。", "question": "这个假面骑士应该不会受欢迎吧，叫什么名字啊！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6517079"}
{"text": "有人说我身上很臭。因为是盛夏，没办法不是吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7297961"}
{"text": "呜哇哈哈我哭晕了。", "question": "不用简称说就是我的小克拉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1679070"}
{"text": "今年冬天和妈妈在北海道旅游，一直负责着她的翻译工作。一次在札幌站里面陪她购物，进了一个偏欧式的本土牌子店，因为还有十分钟就要下班只有一个导购也没有客人，导购是个日本小哥。我妈看上了一件灰色的休闲西服，叫导购拿了件 M 号的给我试穿。穿上后感觉有点小，我妈就问我说：「有没有大一码的，感觉有点小。」还没等我张嘴翻译，旁边导购小哥开口说：「Lサイズは今ないですね」（现在没有 L 号了呢）还是没等我张嘴翻译，我妈就对着导购说：「你不觉得小吗这个号？」（用的中文）导购小哥：「Mはいいですよ”」（M 挺好的）我妈：「这个风格是不是不太适合他？」导购小哥：「僕はこのスタイルがいいと思うよ」（我觉得这个风格很好啊）我在旁边目睹了这一切，简直目瞪口呆。等小哥说完之后我们仨一起狂笑，真的不懂两个完全不同语言的使用者是怎么做到的哈哈哈。世界真奇妙。", "question": "旅游的时候你遇到过哪些搞笑的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搜集重金求子小广告多年终于找到一个愿意认他当儿子的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPQ4bNtNElic5JEkM7WobNj1zUZeBLeiaAw9udsQp84bJYGolqS3OG14zw"}
{"text": "陛下，真是啊韩愈一一卒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhw097G9SltYiaP7lyd6B1xoticG5szndr7Wib7IetsZCZAuKzFrL0aW7Aog"}
{"text": "“请配吐槽语”“不准”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "拆掉上面的二维码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCic0B7eGt4GNW0sicAj5JvH9X6mD7erTfNyzalOUFasjYbPm9fp8T03ibQ"}
{"text": "弃牌！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5870630"}
{"text": "一匹马在追一只狗", "question": null, "star": 230, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "如果你会转呼啦圈，那就赶快在电视上表演一下啊。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5034757"}
{"text": "嗨起来！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6681914"}
{"text": "哎呀！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4917731"}
{"text": "站员：洗袜子！洗袜子！洗袜子！奥特曼：听我会说你们的语言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2sorvueboj61401ml48t02"}
{"text": "以前那就是玩，吃饭，打游戏，看电影，刷美剧，叫披萨，种花，喂鱼，养荷兰猪，打乒乓球，打羽毛球，跑步，游泳，逛超市，逛衣服店，逛电脑店，下馆子，尝甜品，吃零食……现在主要就是看孩子。", "question": "结婚后的夫妻下班后都在做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十人九足游戏中的我", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "打开红包后的侄子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hclnxomhfvj30ci0el78y"}
{"text": "饲养员？没，没看见啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkk4m0UVgwIxzCKDxhxkyMpDRibsae7rZ4yf5m3m9kdm8YcVJtP7aUFQibg"}
{"text": "我来啦，我是圆角章鱼烧派的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6790206"}
{"text": "的玩具车还要后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h74tc5gvryj30ci0elabc"}
{"text": "听到煤气泄漏报警器响起后过去查看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glpjzoofavj30ci0el0z9"}
{"text": "四点钟的居酒屋成员纪念合影。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302943"}
{"text": "去年一滴相思泪，至今未流到腮边。", "question": "脸多长才能算长？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "趁现在，拖一拖应该没问题。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235384"}
{"text": "登上讲台领取毕业证书的时候。", "question": "什么时候感觉出门打个电话可以让气氛变好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7343780"}
{"text": "糟了迟到了迟到了", "question": null, "star": 519, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1giy797zfetj612d0zkn6t02"}
{"text": "前辈借了我一部AV，但是到现在都没有出现女性角色，只有一句“让我们打乒乓球吧！”然后站起来，我就忍不住按了一次暂停键。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "601243"}
{"text": "回来了啊，我就说了嘛。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6515781"}
{"text": "排着队 拿着爱的号码牌", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "题主的刺激很有效啊，题主是国家注册刺激师吗？", "question": "对喜欢的女孩说了一些她的缺点，想刺激一下她让她跟我多交流，结果被拉黑了，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医院的监控坏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmRh5pDsLVYsBCianx01Om5xLusXicoYBLucpkr62zOgGljHp7zVINtGwA"}
{"text": "什么是 Wi-Fi 密码？", "question": "不熟悉的邻居来敲门问我的 Wi-Fi 密码，说只是平时用下上网，我该怎么回绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这不是打架，我是说要商量一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028356"}
{"text": "腐女的沼泽里又掉进了一个新的同伴。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6433200"}
{"text": "不是我听不见，而是对方听不见。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1057192"}
{"text": "换钱机很特别。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1360851"}
{"text": "妻子做的饺子。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3141776"}
{"text": "上学时成绩考砸了，晚上拿卷子回家让家长签字，我爸看见后脸都变色了把我一顿痛打……打累了，坐沙发上。后来我想缓和一下父子之间的气氛，问他吃饭了没，我去做饭。结果说出口，话成了：爸，你没吃饭吗？", "question": "你有过哪些神补刀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别像上次一样再往自己脸上打了，纱布不够了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAh1zUfGWzicicHtE6mm1tDhL9TSJI2zICaDhqjOVEeZicTRLNHc1MrycMw"}
{"text": "每个人都只顾着在我的生日打炮啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmXbFmWqxVto3g2KicFdD5PRQ6CQSF1GOKn2adErc6ymzfl3iaOHGWJMgg"}
{"text": "一次从沈阳到河北，邻座俩素不相识的大哥热情地拉着我，就着自带的旱黄瓜鸡爪子喝了 N 瓶啤酒，当晚火车上就给我喝断片了，又怕我丢东西，俩大哥轮流看了我一宿。你们真是够了……", "question": "火车上遇见最让你崩溃的一件事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才跟超市里买了一袋酸奶，结完账才发现这酸奶包装设计的好古怪，根本没有可以撕开的齿口，也没有拧嘴，我扯半天愣是打不开。我就找售货员说：“这酸奶打不开啊，你这有剪子吗？”售货员：“剪子没有，只有吸管。”我嘀咕：“可这包装上也没有可以插吸管的地方啊。”售货员让我双手捏紧袋子边，抽出一根吸管开始捅，可我俩人脸都憋红了，愣是捅不进去。售货员这时候拿开吸管，抬头苦笑说：“要不这样吧，我给您换一袋，这酸奶就别管它了。”我正要“啊？”的时候，售货员双眼突然爆射出凛冽的凶光，手腕一抖，猝然发力，“噗！！！”的一下子，吸管就捅进酸奶袋里去了。售货员扶了扶帽檐，撇嘴笑：“你就得趁这酸奶不注意才行，我刚才那是迷惑它呢，这都是经验。”这家伙，我酸奶虽然是喝上了，但一边嘬着一边有种愧疚感，觉得自己身为人类好卑鄙。", "question": "你们有过很搞笑的经历吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这屎里有毒……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6o54x4j209r090t9m"}
{"text": "老爸脱了袜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KmvJSvOsPmhgKvIw7GH3z1Bwd5ghraHTKZzohlNsIucibtkvvsYbS7BA"}
{"text": "来吸点天然气？", "question": "如何反驳「天然的就是好」的观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "框不够长了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIDka5Mx6SlQ2G4QztnvttdSQnhWiclTicsiaac5TlBtB62o7t3ZoEtVYkg"}
{"text": "拜拜，基恩，然后逃跑了。", "question": "百分之九十九的杀菌率剩下百分之一是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3423027"}
{"text": "打一拳就跑的战术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcicXOUAWRk1B3TPOSIMNGVWOKjlPBL0ap52FD6INRR4zwAziaCA5nGNWg"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "从桃子那里学到的铁锤布鲁斯应对方法。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1681220"}
{"text": "初生虎犊不怕猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "确定去势后的样子。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2492818"}
{"text": "天下一品（Tiān xià yī pǐn）", "question": "给这个字加上三点水，让它变成另一个意思不同的词。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1216811"}
{"text": "我眼睛不是三眼皮了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379582"}
{"text": "哥们，借火点个烟……你这打火机有点猛啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpTKLLJ0FsWUrQdO6m029a2aJib8s95eII3nvhMeleW5hRyb31Fx3OVSA"}
{"text": "想起东野圭吾着的一个短篇一个无论如何都没有女人缘的男人，被医生收集汗液，做成了防老公出轨喷雾", "question": "有哪些看似很废的超能力却有出人意料的用法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乔治先生要开摊位了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3669835"}
{"text": "老婆买了新手机旧手机换了家族一圈终于用上丈母娘的翻盖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib8dAibibDOVNQOHicgP8p75SbOK4RZibzvqh59Z2cnxibbIPKHolBllJ1EibA"}
{"text": "初拜年。", "question": "做了100次就习惯了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651343"}
{"text": "我是贝斯手，所以不会被激怒。。。。", "question": "如何激怒一位摇滚爱好者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "SL大法的结果", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "拳打南山养老院，脚踢北海幼儿园。", "question": "什么叫降维打击？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在撒谎。", "question": "我明天是生日，准确地说，是出生的纪念日。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548085"}
{"text": "欢迎来到小个子科♥️", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6813281"}
{"text": "漂亮到可以对着镜子看一天……（不许滋醒我）", "question": "你见过的有些人能漂亮到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不知道方有引力已经被发现的喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNOo1q3ry7S87Oyyt9icnB1UZpwn13dx8463ljT3u2Xq5ibclyicibaMfUAg"}
{"text": "我以为佛祖的脸最多翻三次就没事了，没想到佛祖也来了个出其不意。而且听说裁判敷田先生好像也是他的粉丝。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1363530"}
{"text": "被搭讪的时光也就那么十年，忍忍就过去了，相信我，会很快！", "question": "对于被男生搭讪有种莫名的排斥，怎么克服？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又不涨工资，光升值有什么用？不是谁都愿意没事充电打鸡血吃进化材料的。", "question": "为什么有些神奇宝贝不愿进化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "既然已经道歉了，就不能再诋毁阿尔诺·冈本了，懂吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6536499"}
{"text": "近くの人", "question": null, "star": 286, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "我有理由怀疑你是不是真的拥有神奇宝贝球。", "question": "神奇宝贝球如果坏了怎么样?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使被偷窥画面也看不出是什么应用。", "question": "我觉得这里很适合装傻。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6963068"}
{"text": "我要的是瓜子二手车不是瓜子大的二手车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQU7U3hVOQjCMPlTvyia7P2GwvhvY3a4V6VX2etRUTO14j1wHZjdFhdsw"}
{"text": "明知是诈骗电话但是骗子的声音太像自己死去的孙子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPDnWtLSzOOyukgdJVBdZdC6OGY3MQcUm0F8oFZeG3vt14dGlsYq2PxA"}
{"text": "对方手里还剩一张牌。他手里剩一个三俩六。他想了半分钟。出一个三……", "question": "你见过哪些不按套路出牌的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "台下的人都在刷手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia87dHCQria2EjfATYGEMb6UK2V84ovhadw7TPicEueagXL18V0Ef0NE7Bg"}
{"text": "找不到某个东西的时候给这个东西打个电话。", "question": "什么东西早就应该被发明出来，但现在并没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说实话，这张照片拍得超棒！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615201"}
{"text": "啊……不好……皮……皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzpztohlthj30ci0eln19"}
{"text": "有机会跟别人说，「来来来，给你看个傻逼。」", "question": "有些人为什么不把「朋友圈常发讨厌文字图片的人」从微信通讯录里删掉或者屏蔽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "邪教组织", "question": "高风险、低回报。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6706556"}
{"text": "是电，是光，是神话，you are my superstar。", "question": "「是爱，是暖，是希望，你是人间四月天」，如何对句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去某市检查 他们刚换完领导班子一位相对熟悉的地方领导介绍班子成员这是付支队他是正支队 这是郑支队他是副支队一群人愣了半天才弄明白 完全不知道怎么称呼了后来我们领导说介绍的有问题应该说这是支队长付 xx 这是副支队长郑 xx", "question": "公务员在工作中都碰到过哪些有意思的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快来看啊！快来看啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6701079"}
{"text": "对手还不知道我在上一拍就把球给吃下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GCnWSVVhXVEwlicfbRztnBicqNYMtwlkxxlxCrVibQuL78TjzibSDtvxbzw"}
{"text": "河边三叉路", "question": "绝对不想住的旅馆名字。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389288"}
{"text": "嗨，你好！", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "这100块钱是我掉的……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glhvegy506j30ci0elmzp"}
{"text": "玩一天手机了，你的电量还撑得住吗？", "question": null, "star": 106, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hd9vi3t87jj614014zdm002"}
{"text": "月球漫步靠近。", "question": "我讨厌这样的蟑螂。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4904326"}
{"text": "教室里终于安静下来时老师已经退化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh16edcvd5j20ap08z0tg"}
{"text": "买个煎面面包回来！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6090011"}
{"text": "哦？你是第一次来猫咖啡吗？", "question": null, "star": 939, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gplw0ozf33j61021c37da02"}
{"text": "点 -> 一点儿", "question": "请你从那个节目的名称中只取一个字，然后把这个字去掉，制作出看起来不太有趣的节目。", "star": 5969, "type": "T2T", "image": "4102861"}
{"text": "黛西，今晚在床上来一场色情大游行吧！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6856599"}
{"text": "雨停了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibibGVCETtzprjz10sDoUSPfjaTJ9JiaSYo88VrJn63QSQiarbL1KVLuH7RQ"}
{"text": "我跟村里所有人都打过招呼了，但活动还是进行不下去...后来发现还有人在角落里没走。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1920713"}
{"text": "看着电车的窗户，自己从屋顶跳到屋顶，沿着电线杆一路跳跃前进。", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 4525, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "握住你的操纵狂野。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7124301"}
{"text": "外卖员电话被奶奶当成男朋友已经盘问半小时了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY39A64157UHmmQ0iaiaBnsQaIx8qmaG6Ll1Pg8y1zCBIeEoqgyuXbQlF8g"}
{"text": "我会波纹气功", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "吃狗粮的狗是城市狗；吃剩饭的狗是农村狗。一个农村户口，一个城市户口，其它都一样。———————更下：农村狗大多有蛋蛋，城市狗一般没蛋蛋了。", "question": "吃狗粮的狗和吃剩菜剩饭的狗有什么不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "泌尿科，给我出来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6977136"}
{"text": "在温泉旅馆的甜点角，我和那个看起来很高档但不知道怎么吃的东西对上了眼。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3019968"}
{"text": "下班回家，发现老婆还在为早上撞到衣柜角的小手指打转。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3979871"}
{"text": "梦什么的，真是的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3064392"}
{"text": "因为赢了所以应该涨工资。", "question": "酸奶奶奶现在在想什么。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860109"}
{"text": "那个折纸巧克力创始人家族。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3171964"}
{"text": "感觉到了白色电话的素质。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379241"}
{"text": "现金支付", "question": "第一的黑心企业惊人的公司内部规定是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6542342"}
{"text": "红染了我", "question": "请用三个词解释那个著名的乐队。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6916858"}
{"text": "你爹", "question": null, "star": 435, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "好想啊！妹妹！", "question": "请善待我妹妹。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4467385"}
{"text": "獭们欺负我", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "妈妈您真的要跟那个傻X调酒师结婚吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fzc4dq4n31j20m70l2acc"}
{"text": "胸最小的赢得了比赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkG4I73tJjLu5u8wZAQIibt7EFLvo9evE9jibn8r4vZJh0CgBjGdt5Oic4A"}
{"text": "拍卖会上出现的《肖申克的救赎》的小道具。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3640256"}
{"text": "雷神 4：腹肌归来", "question": "如果蜘蛛侠退出 MCU 宇宙，谁能做漫威一哥/一姐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奥拉夫被封印。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1336195"}
{"text": "一个重要的木鱼不小心被误拿，只能笑了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2561978"}
{"text": "好厉害！真顽强啊！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7269347"}
{"text": "“你带了今天郊游的便当了吗？”“嗯，非常好吃哦。“", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nFYjvABC9231qQicZEDyNMavdicUURf1ecSHDktHbLcjL3GjOH04ok9APg"}
{"text": "送？你说我偷了砖头？有什么证据吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn60mwx5p5j30ci0elgpc"}
{"text": "因为他媳妇已经消失了五遍了。", "question": "卢广仲的《我爱你》里「这是今天的第六遍」，为什么是第六遍?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还记得高二那年的 6 月 9 号上课，我同桌正在睡觉，班主任突然进来了，第一句话就是：「你们现在已经高三了！」同桌被吓得坐了起来，瞪大了狗眼望着我道：「我他妈睡了多久？！！！！！！！！」", "question": "有没有什么你能讲一年的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "内个...？我tm只是夏季的广州人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBbYP4zmCnXCvWU3CicO63Z5oWjNVEoP5E2UUrsCgLq2tTibXTTGJIwgog"}
{"text": "车祸侧翻现场目击者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868F03QkJwK9XE7wDdkIiaWuibhtw08jPPVrUZk3bSD3wwpO4P2qUZPpGaQ"}
{"text": "佐渡很厉害，达到99级了。", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "6349695"}
{"text": "是的，突然就来了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381250"}
{"text": "看魔法报纸时突然被里面的人揍了一拳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFNYwibk6Q6l393g8ZGEyemfmVFGFjBibg5wZLZa0iboZiaLwcPzjKuXyLOg"}
{"text": "「哈哈哈奥利奥！」「哈哈哈小笼包！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmhdiaCLUUKKlqAN7YU2hYQvMQpn1LZibFkQiaN5o2XckKKko0RwH7IfjAw"}
{"text": "好小子，下次尿尿时遇到就不要再对看我鞠躬了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY33nYtmGibdv8j3P7yr00GP8rxQWJbmBUYJGHl3k37wugMRiccfvIJUfCw"}
{"text": "林妹妹不是来还泪的吗？她哭是必然的。所以要救林妹妹，不用治肺结核，也不用治抑郁症，只要让宝玉娶了林妹妹，然后让林妹妹天天切洋葱给宝玉吃就行了……大概可以活到九十八……", "question": "如何给林黛玉量身制定一个恢复计划？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可能是因为广东人肉质细嫩吧...", "question": "同样是汤，为什么广东人煲出来的就那么好喝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一定是大数据检测到我的职业是会计，并且最近消费暴增，所以给我推了这个。", "question": "马上就要去坐牢了，有什么注意事项嘛?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "趁妈妈出去买菜赶紧偷看一会电视", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "所以，我不是鲍勃啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1815699"}
{"text": "只要是单独约女生，她立马就会有事情忙碌起来。。", "question": "你有哪些奇怪的能力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "法国鼠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoiaE3FnhU9KQFtvAsyvCJxdTrM2icCkHq6Z4ZKgfWrc68BhfVYhUnPm4Q"}
{"text": "大部分情况是，穷人吃不了奋斗的苦，富人吃不了生活的苦。", "question": "穷人普遍更能吃苦吗？为什么有的穷人吃不了苦?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "婴儿说妈妈曼妈", "question": "说话方式不同但意思相同。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6267185"}
{"text": "如果你愿意一层一层一层地剥开我的心，你会发现：心包胸膜、纤维膜、浆膜、心外膜、心肌、心内膜、右心耳、左心耳、冠状窦、腔静脉窦、卵圆窝、腱索、房室结、房室束、二尖瓣、三尖瓣、半月瓣、乳头肌和隔缘肉柱 ，就是没有你。少年，还玩心么？", "question": "数理化领域里有哪些戳心的句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你又发视频了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2991768"}
{"text": "我拜托美容师帮我弄个两边分的发型，结果头发被分成了两区。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7330095"}
{"text": "呼吸方法", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "PCR检测的说明图不稳定。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448015"}
{"text": "屁颠屁颠", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3969606"}
{"text": "巴芬林的一半是由无形的、不确定的'温柔'构成的。", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "arcsin(10/19)防沉迷系统新验证方式：不会做此题的都是小学生。（笑）", "question": "请问诸葛亮新皮肤背后的数学题怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "几乎相同的笑话，但是别人的星星在发光。", "question": "这里不对劲，出了问题。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4068769"}
{"text": "准备好，这回练习移动靶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVgyl04LQSMqVtdCRibIfQeve9wn3l91DkKKoia2OibVUBAT6kHPVzSEGibw"}
{"text": "麻麻的味道", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fygmq508haj20yi17o4qp"}
{"text": "长得漂亮。", "question": "如何才能拍出一张特别好看的自拍照？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好几年前校招，去一家游戏公司，笔试的题目很难，三道很难的算法，我半放弃地写了一个小时，然后被叫去面试。面试官两个年轻人，看着我的试卷，开始给我讲解里面的题目，讲了大概两个小时，跟老师讲课一样，然后等我弄懂了，他们又问了我刚刚讲解提到的很多知识点，我都回答了，还给我边问边讲了很多关联的知识，我一度以为，难道这都有戏？这是在逗我吗？然后大概又一个小时，两个人问，记住了吗？我点点头。嗯，回去等通知吧……然后，就没有通知了。我大概是那之后，面试一路风生水起，基本面试的知识都在那一次三个小时的讲解中基本涉及了。我至今还在疑问，我是不是去了一个假面试。那两个面试官，是不是在我走后相视而笑，师兄只能帮你到这里了……手动笑哭。", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "既然动物园不肯收，那就只能都扔到山里去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owIUoBCQGVcJ6qOt2mwaEs9hnibCUaggnRiaEeT4LCxLxEibD3AUy8iabfU3A"}
{"text": "总算把那个奥特曼出现的时候就偷懒缺勤的队员开除了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPbHyUJqkn3ic5ibcNouib7LZnJet3Bib9ZDOCkoj5uOOQnZnkBnM28NS0icQ"}
{"text": "“您好，我来退苹果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE1c9mvxz9qYq3mkaKYu15hW6rgYlaicCPWA0LLFzzZKVXGrH4qEXm2cA"}
{"text": "拍了拍肩膀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6877059"}
{"text": "打本抄近路的我和队友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "用一只 5 米的拖鞋？", "question": "怎么才能战胜一只一米八的蟑螂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在给giegie应援哦！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "拜托了！只脱一次毛可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385904"}
{"text": "不擅长跟踪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVW0US29y1Mz4O6FL4dww0audAHibUSqSxbaTzolxgxnd7pearfKib1mEg"}
{"text": "喜欢的快递小哥来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gegotz8n14j215c15caga"}
{"text": "今天那里没有狐狸吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "548778"}
{"text": "我喜欢指出Yahoo新闻的错别字。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的鱼子酱。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3355817"}
{"text": "无论喝多少公园里的自来水都不会喝不完。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6992039"}
{"text": "男人眼中的现代女性", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3019968"}
{"text": "啊？阎王爷！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "大过能力的脾气", "question": "世界上最没用的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们不要过来呀！！！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "买", "question": "男生说什么话，女生会觉得特大气？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿！ Siri真让人不舒服！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6492094"}
{"text": "我们把这次的遗忘就当作是这样结束吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5308310"}
{"text": "米奇掉河里了", "question": null, "star": 603, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghh6q1o0hnj20x1182dmv"}
{"text": "祝大家都能：做强东的兄弟，修马云的福报。", "question": "如何看待马云将 996 称为「修来的福报」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚开始学打字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejwpxsim22j20c80bxmy0"}
{"text": "隔壁房间传来一种哼哼声，像是在唱《君之代》。", "question": "请问你失眠的原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464550"}
{"text": "今天舞台为什么这！么！烫！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4cg6BP0un780bXsyWM6dXTsl6ShoFSSvQWwc0CdWl7JSNBPY6ghbmwQ"}
{"text": "隔壁学校午饭吃不完了？真拿你们没办法啊，给我带路！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvuNLwYtCEU64KXd6SIjBfKtDia1uLTejBIulILomtibDtvI1bbibtibtfBQ"}
{"text": "搜索：头疼原因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpj3b70dutj30ci0el0zm"}
{"text": "那时羡慕刘梅一出差，刘星他们吃泡面吃到想吐的日子，如今我也过上了这样的日子", "question": "《家有儿女》中的刘星一家收入有多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "倒！倒！！倒！好了！", "question": null, "star": 316, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkc4wld5ogj611y187gt102"}
{"text": "求偶行为", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp94zczz6qj30ci0el7c7"}
{"text": "女人这种生物。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "220493"}
{"text": "家里的小孩子一直把泉写作白后终于学会了正确的写法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5tuaAs5JgYYq4ZS9ObDKeIZicFsZboP4TQ2gmeiaplYX7Dz2FIH597UrQ"}
{"text": "盲人篮球赛上球员们总是撞在一起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYr2KGxD1LgZJCDSrIMS1qfNCjddbMmOODptWI2MCicx3YZ3wicopCPEHYg"}
{"text": "没时间解释了！快上来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxd9y4oihnj30ci0eldi9"}
{"text": "小时候买的橡皮味道特别香……", "question": "中国人到底有多能吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔壁班掉根针都听得见我们班：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM37x1jX2wjonE0z0Lu2ObmtXXnibWYF4140WrKhm36NRNbJk6Aj0ToJMA"}
{"text": "小火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6m92jkao2j30ci0el43l"}
{"text": "为什么没有沙拉酱！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348338"}
{"text": "我带来了AED！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9cKng1R3ay27TVINdO19LwsxibJtjyJcSlOVmYTssoibmBbBY8YKib4fyA"}
{"text": "没驾照开车呢！/离加速踏板还差得远呢~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1761575"}
{"text": "学好数学以后，你买菜都不用看价钱了。", "question": "如何反驳「我现在学的高中数学对未来根本没用，买菜难道要用函数知识吗」之类的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我连电脑都没碰过呢...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4341815"}
{"text": "传送圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hga90owfr3j30ci0elgqw"}
{"text": "超能力是吸收别人多余脂肪的男子格外受欢迎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicrAicmepS8WbgSYDvknWWO8MA3iaCKvuSicA2Dk615zMlyg5oGHUfvRtKQ"}
{"text": "炸虾出锅了！", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "你是谁？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6795716"}
{"text": "玩绝地求生不小心自己先跳伞了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "老板以为我和我的团队的日常", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "勉强接受相亲照片远处的样子。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5797193"}
{"text": "我网名叫 lanrena，其实就是懒人啊的拼音，因为有的网站只能接受英文格式的昵称，所以就都统一改成了 lanrena。英语国家歪果仁朋友看到这个名字脑壳都比较大，因为不知道怎么读，每次遇到一个新认识的都会试探性的问我：你叫拉瑞娜？我说：是的，这是个西班牙名字，n 不发音，懂了吧？老外一般这个时候都会恍然大悟，然后说：lovely name！这么多年骗了周围好多外国友人，还好他们都不上知乎！", "question": "你有哪些怼外国人的有趣经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢谢你帮我买车贷。如果，万一我不小心按下了引擎盖，会不会被你生气？万一呢。", "question": null, "star": 29518, "type": "I2T", "image": "1919876"}
{"text": "从辟谷开始学。先试着三个馒头过一天，然后逐渐减量。等你可以稳定一个馒头过三天的时候，我再教你下一轮心法。", "question": "我今年24岁，没上过高中，想学游戏开发，得先从什么开始学？？？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通常版/初回限定版", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbp74zecxhj30ci0elt9y"}
{"text": "貴様", "question": "日语过度使用敬语造成的梗有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抢走游客面包后逃跑的海鸥", "question": null, "star": 343, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "动物之森", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "说明你对他有意思 ", "question": "一个男生把自己最喜欢的歌手推荐给一个女生是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果自称小母狗……总觉得哪里不太对╮（╯＿╰）╭", "question": "为什么妹子喜欢自称为猫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你也要急支糖浆吗", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "终于找到你了，亲爱的。现在，我们结婚吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085023"}
{"text": "总之，搞定金正恩就可以了，对吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3040706"}
{"text": "无论说多少遍他都不懂，所以就让他这次随便带球了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372146"}
{"text": "谢谢您，这边也是一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5913512"}
{"text": "当你对你的女神说我不舔了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03t1LXT8pA1RQUOpCAeDK3oXpuQs0MmXEfcxYvqP0SasEkMxPowla0ficw"}
{"text": "哎呀？是客人吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108833"}
{"text": "我的X光片好像有什么不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2911321"}
{"text": "我特别喜欢猪圈的味道。我也很奇怪自己为什么有这种癖好。可能我上辈子是只猪。", "question": "你们有没有什么奇特的生理反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，小菜吗？能借我两百万日元吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4051278"}
{"text": "大叔，你摸我屁股了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855535"}
{"text": "我甚至可以用皮卡丘来战斗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586205"}
{"text": "我喜欢的人一般也都喜欢我。", "question": "长得好看是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，我们来捐熊猫血", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HybUJoUzzxOWqxhIicTV4QWGCaNVZBrcpJX1mZA0d0p5tibpCN9IOn2TA"}
{"text": "-凉席感觉怎么样 -挺好吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VAFg6sics3qd2Ht76jLuHibibMPy3B3214dwGxCP2nRfhmGs5XjoMvRqTQ"}
{"text": "突然被揭露我们其实不是他们的亲生孩子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6800596"}
{"text": "然后/闪耀", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "1591185"}
{"text": "兽人永不为奴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQbKM5QQkBxFzAJQ1HRWtGAEcK8fp0LIp0t5GUWnIc5xFLSiae8RSDflQ"}
{"text": "虚伪与大小不成正比。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303557"}
{"text": "大概开车吧。", "question": "父亲节的那些事儿", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4465790"}
{"text": "用bbox给悟空和弗利萨的战斗增加气氛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmlZXbyjdlfZ7ByeWV6gEBY39TYI5CicqpwsiadZmUwakic4tZhsnVm3YKw"}
{"text": "大家好，我就是那个题目一出来就出现的人。", "question": "好的呀～就是这么想的瞬间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7199586"}
{"text": "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "薯片包装质检员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJoMkK0tVn8fvdrSqpCJDk01UaKof2xhicdIlHYB8OlaSalP6w8gaEvNmw"}
{"text": "啥意思？你得到了财富，人，权势，风头，还要得到我们的爱？", "question": "为什么最近仇富风气那么重？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱泡家族", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "这肾换得值", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YAdhc95uicrExrJfphQqpB8HbhiaVuFonicFo88TicSWR3a5hw9nib5o4Fkw"}
{"text": "大概没那么夸张吧？", "question": "闰年说一句话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2655579"}
{"text": "客人：「你好贵啊，学校里摄影师才 299。」我：「那你为什么不去找他拍？」客人：「因为他拍的不好看啊！」……", "question": "哪些话一说出口就能激怒摄影师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本届大胃王比赛冠亚季军合影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzV1nGicN83bQr4kficGdzxIvLh3s3oib54Mm1YQrddS8J3ToDKtthtTpGA"}
{"text": "有只猫可以接任务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicEq9atJgkXy2h2Q0icltzf7MDnibq7FlfLHdq6EoNWRMh4XJXfCia1O5Ng"}
{"text": "出租车", "question": "请输入乘坐物体的名称并用一个字替换它。", "star": 509, "type": "T2T", "image": "6732142"}
{"text": "模仿挨批哥哥的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm15lb1y5j20g00fgaf3"}
{"text": "赵先生，请往下看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6691463"}
{"text": "大灰狼：请问你有纸吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fva2i6qo6zj20qj0qj76u"}
{"text": "20年后，我成了一条桑的宠物", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "谢当年不娶之恩，望此生永不相见。", "question": "如何用一句话形容初恋？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "商务休闲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212550"}
{"text": "好吃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3193716"}
{"text": "上周的×日和今天相比。", "question": "今年的流行语大奖是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6896841"}
{"text": "最开始的时候，那些女生是这样的。A：你们寝室的人都长得好帅啊。B：是啊，是啊，都是帅哥呢。……我微微一笑，正准备很绅士地说谢谢。接着她们继续，A、B、C 等人异口同声：你不觉得和他们在一起会不合群吗？我想，体验什么的都不重要了，活着最重要。", "question": "周围朋友圈子的颜值特别高是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "10元理发店受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9jqtz59z1j30ci0el41v"}
{"text": "咖啡机内部，怎么都无法搅碎的咖啡豆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFy51NM1SRlI8JCxb3nbngiblXW1JO8k62ic4bLRV6sKgZezYgUgVk8Y7Q"}
{"text": "那我们把它放在安娜的床上，玩一个类似小憩的游戏怎么样呢？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1336195"}
{"text": "求1乘以1的和。", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "配备冷暖气设备。", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "我给你讲，一会妈妈吼是谁打碎杯子的时候，跟我一起看弟弟哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZ9r0iaVooHEldfYF7lTlsjVITBFJq9kA2NTgQsnVTv2YnFn6h9uZE9cQ"}
{"text": "竞争对手的口头禅是“反对！”", "question": "主人公的标志性台词就是“我一定要诉说出来！” 结果如何呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6927427"}
{"text": "楼下还在灭火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQu9fPYtnfBnrh5792tdiaiaLicZRhTvG7ibcibgEB4EwgbaLUBxYNiakCecMQ"}
{"text": "乔峰：你爹我爹他爹，到底谁才是我的亲爹？段誉：你妹我妹他妹，我究竟有几个好妹妹？虚竹：你大姑你二姑，哪儿才能找到我梦姑？点击下载天龙八部手游，演绎你自己的 freestyle！", "question": "广告 · 《天龙八部》里有什么 freestyle 吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，我想买个闹钟\n好，先登记身份信息，再签这里的协议和保证书吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtpSAj6NUPNSkuvVuOw0S3tHEDd4kMn0N4rqjoYphCiaibNCGDUETia3dow"}
{"text": "《本草纲目》记载:人尿床：以热饭一盏，倾尿床处，拌与食之，勿令病者知。一切目疾：耳塞（耳垢）晒干。每以粟许，夜夜点之。五色丹毒：黄龙（人屎）汤饮二合，并涂之，良。竹木入肉，针拨不尽者：以人齿垢封之，即不烂也。可以让那些觉得“老祖宗留下来的都是有道理的”人有空试一下。", "question": "如何反驳「老祖宗留下来的是有道理的」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一定要把爷爷的遗物带回来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4446878"}
{"text": "队友：敌军过来了！快点发射啊！敌军：你这保险栓是不是没打开？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gnxr6f45hij30ci0eldp5"}
{"text": "哎呀，才三个月就要过年了。", "question": "别问我那种事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349422"}
{"text": "你听到的是红歌，他唱的是岁月的歌。", "question": "大叔在 KTV、生活中哼唱红歌，心态及原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "俯卧撑给我做到位！你丫也配当陆军？俯卧撑这么做才对！」『不、不好意思』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz0j1tpox8j30ci0elgpy"}
{"text": "装作在工作，偷偷地享用我最爱的黄瓜片。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680310"}
{"text": "我儿子小名叫宝宝，我外甥女小名叫乐乐，两人差不多年纪，小时候经常在一起玩。我第一次带儿子去吃快餐，是在他很小的时候，大概是上幼儿园之前，记不太准了。我把装满食物的餐盘放在桌上，儿子看到我给他点的汉堡，问：「爸爸，这是什么呀？」我说：「这叫汉堡包」，儿子盯着汉堡看了一会儿，一脸疑惑地又问了我一句：「有没有汉乐乐啊？」我嘴中的可乐差点儿没从鼻子里呛出来……", "question": "关于谐音，有哪些有趣的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以前的朋友出现在电视上了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "168702"}
{"text": "我在打扫厕所。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4998661"}
{"text": "听说我第一次去约会后送行的狗子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr9pt66cy6j30ci0elwkz"}
{"text": "就用挥棒打打球就能赚几十亿，这不是很正常吗？哈哈", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7304222"}
{"text": "踩到口香糖了", "question": null, "star": 311, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hadlxib1zvj61401o0tjn02"}
{"text": "小心！水里有漂白剂！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec4b360i84j20bu0a5gmy"}
{"text": "充电。", "question": "你因为顾着玩手机而错过了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公司", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwbsxkpgyj20yi10310j"}
{"text": "爸爸说不可以自慰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDViaRnUg4uurBianiaUkPnUqo0o5jCNBsnKaprb97XzlGJPrJvvkZicnl2aw"}
{"text": "政府：建议大家在家办公\n英国海军：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0av6FLz4NX7HNSNoY4H6TTUyZvibnjMycluqIlIeGxYia4F0mmOVkEAhQ"}
{"text": "随后以微弱的抵抗放走了较大的一方。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7321307"}
{"text": "你要知道，中国 90%以上的人一辈子都不会和任何女博士有什么交集。一起嘲笑一个你不会遇到的人是一种非常常见的社交套近乎手段，这种手段从小学就在被使用了。", "question": "为什么有的男性经常嘲笑女博士?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "但是我说过除了卡莉卡莉以外…….", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "710196"}
{"text": "不许动！这是脱毛膏！", "question": null, "star": 342, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gihz6y2letj60z80z8n2q02"}
{"text": "吃完华莱士，有时连裤子都来不及脱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBgy5xnRzgJkkVhtZL7w6yKtN2f8TK8HUUMFwLOdUibKibS19ia1YLN81dg"}
{"text": "一只会腹语的怪兽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAWPibdBrENXLn721Qh4DFvnX7k9gyNX2PUEibic34B7W1hopRFia9rYWQ9Q"}
{"text": "香山红叶节马上就要到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAvkqY1Z4EO17BHWTFjug66ZX9Wr3wa7wjibcv7LGgBibqibg3GcNKLjHTg"}
{"text": "床单鼓起来了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5921069"}
{"text": "马里克，你给我出来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1871517"}
{"text": "木头不是绝缘的吗？💀", "question": null, "star": 288, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "你瘦下来真美吗？", "question": "你好陌生人可以和我说声“你瘦下来真美吗”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "德国国歌《德意志之歌》第一段里有这样一句：Von der Maas bis an die Memel,Von der Etsch bis an den Belt翻译成中文是：从马斯（Maas）到默默尔（Memel），从埃施（Etsch）到贝尔特（Belt），这是德国在西、东、南、北四个方向的界河，当时被德意志民族主义者认为是德意志民族的天然界限。然而现在他们分别属于法国、立陶宛、意大利和丹麦。", "question": "各国国歌里有哪些不为人知的梗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "各位同学，家里着火了，老师先下播了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0fT1vqbfNXs4MevMn8EeYYRr4ZBZM6093BRorj23nab1ro0vor8jOJQ"}
{"text": "和米妮的亲吻不是由米老鼠来实现的，而是由吉野米奇实现的。", "question": "忍不住想要遮住眼睛的迪士尼电影的最后一幕是什么？", "star": 51, "type": "T2T", "image": "5519171"}
{"text": "被白线撞到头而错失冠军的一瞬", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "必须打破装甲才能造成伤害的敌人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6756677"}
{"text": "人啊，真是愚蠢的东西，特别是你。这件事很重要，所以我再说一遍，特别是你。", "question": null, "star": 3930, "type": "I2T", "image": "1075254"}
{"text": "小的得救了。", "question": "请你告诉我，在逗比中会发生什么温暖的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7317364"}
{"text": "我不要被吸进电视啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "碰瓷地球", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "房间、衬衫、酒、眼泪、男人和女人。", "question": "把曲子组合起来，弄出一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1880579"}
{"text": "喂！我不知道是谁的阴谋，但只要我一个人就够了！你碍事！……有一只白涂的蟑螂。", "question": null, "star": 84, "type": "I2T", "image": "4760844"}
{"text": "要是不道谢的话，三分钟后还会再来。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "92404"}
{"text": "Y：果然 P：礼物是 G：煤气炉", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2538515"}
{"text": "迟到、迟到！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6977863"}
{"text": "背上还挂着标签呢... 帮我拿下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6433319"}
{"text": "我看成奶茶的手冰凉，心想奶茶手凉跟我有什么关系，我又摸不到。。。", "question": "女生说奶茶冰的手凉，男生应该怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睁眼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTcBM456FG6bNcHPkkURaR5WgwB8Qd126P0aopB4CMYibjXGwJVsa46Fw"}
{"text": "如果要被别人抢走，不如紧紧抱着你，想把你毁掉。", "question": "冷静下来思考，歌词很恐怖。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7210408"}
{"text": "阿隆阿尔法的新广告中恶心人的家伙被揍得很惨。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3428336"}
{"text": "按照这个逻辑还能编很多呢：不随手关门的人，写代码容易内存泄漏；收银台插队的人，多线程代码处处竞争；总实线变道的人，类的封装一定有问题；市区开远光的人，调库凭感觉不看文档；上厕所不冲的人，多半是写Ｊａｖａ的；……合格的程序员基本都能看出来，虽然两件事在某些方面具有类似性质，但不能因此说它们必然有关系。这和说「红糖水和血一样都是红色所以补血」「核桃和脑子长得相似所以补脑」有啥两样。", "question": "是不是桌子乱就写不好代码？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "动完手术出了手术室就开始喊：妈妈，我好痛，老公，我好痛，啊～怎么这么冷，为什么没有人理我，老公，快，快给我放歌，我要听周杰伦的稻香…然后“还记得你说家是唯一的城堡，随着稻香河流继续奔跑……”随着我的手术车一路响到病房，贼丢人，我问老公为什么不阻止我，他说我不给听歌就哭，哭的可伤心可伤心了啊～忠实粉丝就是我了", "question": "你们麻醉后说过什么蠢话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "婚庆公司承诺的古典一点的婚礼太古典了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrKYJohvBg2wFOQ44qoiacpFdOq3BJAGIh6BEp4TUVNUjKAfeU7DyR3RA"}
{"text": "你的想法很好，软件业就缺你这样有创造性思维的人才按照你的想法压缩下去之后，最终成为 1 byte 也就是 8 bit，然后成为 1 bit 也就是 1 位。1 位有两个状态，进一步压缩成一个状态，一个状态毋需表示，所以也就不用存储了。看到没有，这就是逆向的道德经，万物成 8 卦，8 成 2，2 成 1，1 从有到无。可惜，世人都不理解大道。因为他们还没找到解压的办法。", "question": "压缩文件为什么不能一层层压缩自身？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奶茶不是茶？", "question": "为什么现在人不喜欢喝茶，更多偏向于咖啡呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "获奖作品题目为好像遗漏了什么……！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4461106"}
{"text": "趁搭档solo的空当赶紧把牙缝里的菜叶扯出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNAu3aFP4MSXicX7hVPWpd9UHYL01x2iaFLJdL0ic98Jrjkbq9AY2ibIBPUA"}
{"text": "Siri「嘴巴好臭，拿远一点」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2v9z2qzfuj30ci0eljs1"}
{"text": "6点集合迟到4分钟的家伙说出了「才5点64分」这种话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5hqr4uikrj30ci0eljw5"}
{"text": "小说《二人》中的年轻男女，他们脆弱、轻浮、放荡不羁，在没有试驾的情况下就以高速驾驶汽车。旅行的疲劳也被治愈了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151080"}
{"text": "这就是喷泉的开关", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "我的笑话能入选殿堂吗？", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "先生已经退休了！", "question": "老师把拉里霍尔马唤醒了！让学生A睡着了！让学生B睡着了！让学生C睡着了。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2984954"}
{"text": "相亲对象竟然把没吃完的饭直接扔了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OP9Ub9MgUVviaan4RWuClQAia5Q0To9lAP5jlgJOX5Tupko6BuCHBH1qA"}
{"text": "你老师只不过是借激光武器这个茬来表达他对你的真实想法与意图罢了。", "question": "老师说中国的激光武器已经先进到可以从哈尔滨打爆我的头，我在成都，真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你问问她东京热么？", "question": "邻居说，他亲戚（女孩）在东京读研期间，挣了五十万RMB，还收到一套房，有没有可能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Thomas最后一集", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3885961"}
{"text": "婚外情对象的家。", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "后面的女生是谁啊（生气）", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2460793"}
{"text": "搜索栏输入：为什么一准备睡觉就会想尿尿", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "我一个朋友的爸爸，买了新车，（十多年前）自动开锁的钥匙，很喜欢，没开几天车被偷了。报警无果。每天郁郁寡欢，天天带着自己的车钥匙，看到同款的车就按，没电了还给钥匙换电池，按了两年，在一个饭店门口找到了……傻人有傻办法。", "question": "你见过的小偷有多搞笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冰箱贴只剩三个没掉下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "就想要礼物。", "question": "我明天是生日，准确地说，是出生的纪念日。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548085"}
{"text": "上司：今天忘记职位的高低有什么不满都", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibn5b2QCV9VeDmqldTTXNSlFSxut7XoCMFcamvyicP62CKicpF0TUuWiaOA"}
{"text": "啊！！！谁丢的剑！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "打电话说完某人坏话之后，发现那人就在身后", "question": null, "star": 257, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he9uiqxjskj61401400zo02"}
{"text": "猜拳赢了以为是平局，结果照片判断是平局。", "question": null, "star": 8428, "type": "I2T", "image": "6905561"}
{"text": "我：包邮吗？淘宝客服：亲，发哪里？我：南通淘宝客服：不好意思，我们不发南通哦，圆通，中通，申通都可以", "question": "江苏最不出名的城市是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快，该你了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "牛是这个世界唯一有生殖隔离的物种", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcB5zwbHoSD9EAEG4tz89jAd10WjiaJqyOg1nJ4BGq6Gaib2LCaoYXRrScA"}
{"text": "如果看起来像「～に見えたら☆3つ」的冷笑话会被大家打脸。休息一下。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "你应该活下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6266059"}
{"text": "我不需要男朋友，有男友的她附和道：是吧？ 无男友的他同意地说：真的呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6964234"}
{"text": "我的体重。", "question": "有哪些「本来以为已经是巅峰，没想到却刚刚开始」的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明年春天就会消失不见。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4867574"}
{"text": "接老板刚画好的大饼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibCKMbkD2eCGyAgHM64TTA6em8h8iarj4WMfRmNlTVvXGJibga24dXvjpA"}
{"text": "尝尝新推出的人民币味甜点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVO7qEdM0KIZTSEHFVEQ5NOJD3GCnPeZCicuTov6Z4wSOVtHbiavnicfxDg"}
{"text": "我去一个朋友家里玩，看到他刚配的电脑，问道：“哟，新电脑啊，内存多大的？”他表示内存有 128GB。我大笑：“128GB 的肯定是硬盘不是内存，你说什么鬼话呢？多了解点知识可以少丢点人。”于是他向我展示了主板上的 4 根 32GB 贼船内存。", "question": "当电脑盲认为自己不是电脑盲时是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "逛书店，刚翻了三本书，书店老板一脸狡黠地问我：兄弟，你在出版社工作吧？我半脸懵逼，点头称是，并问他是怎么看出来的。老板说，只有干你们这行的，才会看版权页看了五分钟都不带翻里边内文的。对，同行都是赤裸裸的仇恨，我得看看谁把我想做的书先给做了！", "question": "有哪些让你不慎暴露身份的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Hi， 大家可以等……再……", "question": "CDPR 新游戏《赛博朋克 2077》出了，实际游戏体验如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，这个我是小学生。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6512801"}
{"text": "前面一个叫夏洛的，进去那么久怎么还没出来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "浩浩乎如冯虚御风，而不知其所止。飘飘乎如遗世独立，羽化而登仙。", "question": "拉屎拉到干净是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "巨人说：“妈妈发现了我的试卷。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1351883"}
{"text": "小斯的虫子住的地方不好。", "question": "别叫了，回去吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7324787"}
{"text": "这是我爸爸的老婆", "question": null, "star": 436, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1l2ofs6ezj60x018046t02"}
{"text": "冷静，地球人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib1fEIwmzH9FgqAic47R0chS5ibSJ8TiaZnwfVCO9IL3NlCyUGvibXZSb8Jw"}
{"text": "吸烟对眼睛不好。 经常吸烟的人连那么多、那么大「禁止吸烟」的牌子都看不见。", "question": "吸烟有什么害处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "修 卡 精 神", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "你们不想在国王音乐节上获胜吗？我们这是最后一年了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361464"}
{"text": "裁判说放开踢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g58z4x8kznj20u00zcgtm"}
{"text": "TT亲子是中国人的常用表达，意思是“爸爸和孩子”。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846700"}
{"text": "附属儿童医院下医嘱：吃棒棒糖护理记录会记录：患者未下床活动，躺着玩手机", "question": "正规医院里有哪些令人意想不到的医疗项目？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这真的是第一天实习的我能做好的工作吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33Mktzk5ibchVafnfAyGvCthHsqfNU5wufCyywhhp1gg3kfOdN7wQb6azA"}
{"text": "自己这边突然多了一菜一汤，全是对面嘴里喷过来的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uY0dYaB5dYEdyk8XujE9mkLgFsyJGNldibbnenRvwqhcSs6hDLvejTww"}
{"text": "没发烧，滚去上学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQnjTtUeoq4QwObEpHbYhHx6tk7aUGrQlJUGWh2zAf7ckuH5lLY0T1uA"}
{"text": "男人别婆婆妈妈的，直接插进来吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837824"}
{"text": "驾驶执照上的身份确认很困难。", "question": "如果世界上所有的化妆品都消失了，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215842"}
{"text": "用她的一条白裤子做了五条小白裤子，用五件黑衣服做了一件大黑衣服", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "一个势力不明的忍者在潜伏中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0zv1b6zpmj30ci0eltam"}
{"text": "开关在上面这里，更高一点的位置。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6469079"}
{"text": "跟男朋友交换身体的第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKA3Eia6sy3iaCticT2vPFh8H6sHJe5CGsTkSQmUrdeL74MLs9Suq6unqeqEeQujXmmDfGfeHHTwztQ"}
{"text": "打针好可怕啊~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3376013"}
{"text": "小时候的爱因斯坦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxo7ic069hAwAnlCs3bSPjb2ic58c6ATZfPfficBn2K13wSmicjpyaOqAf7w"}
{"text": "啥？刚刚那户是密接", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "中国绝大部分小鲜肉的演技", "question": "有什么东西看上去很便宜却值钱到不可思议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青苹果味美年达精", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrJxunB5V8qYU6ibwQibXsFF1oFKFK1JvP3UOPuruymNx7edibI4dH627YA"}
{"text": "特等席一等席", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SqnYIHa49xdRTG8ZeJhNT12AUsgVlzjiazjkWiaQiciagSAJGicVTkPKJiaictqwO2F5wQgZ4SicDsbt8XPw"}
{"text": "我以为他（她）说的是早餐是西餐，但是看起来像是日餐......原来是这样，这条鱼不是天然的。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353552"}
{"text": "南方人第一次看到雪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3320631"}
{"text": "是哪一个存档来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRBwAylB0jBK0vrYGyTbJCjGbAiaJjjick4aJDAtYvPKicIoqC7ghxvibjjg"}
{"text": "怎么也舔不到粘着的饭粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJqibIAj8cadpUH8gx6lV2PSl1aOFJVoJibsEGXCUWk8UdHD0h6O5ac3mQ"}
{"text": "哈利·波特“如果一开始就这样做，就不用学什么魔法了。”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4273852"}
{"text": "男厕所和女厕所走错了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5684279"}
{"text": "我妈有一次跟我吐槽，她太想退掉那个家长群了。班主任老师：各位家长好，在这个群里发的公告请不用回复“收到”，以便于其他家长查看信息。如有任何疑问，请与我私聊，我会尽快给予回复和解答，谢谢。家长甲：收到家长乙：收到家长丙：收到……我妈说，她那一瞬间就想退了这个群，咋是听不懂人说话呢？但是，那个家长群里，谁都能一怒之下退群，唯独我妈不行。因为我妈就是那个班主任老师。", "question": "有哪个瞬间，你特别想退出家长群？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日记本里看到了妈妈的留言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOczyrGT7MD2EARu4z5tWGcRS0RAPXIGgMaYUl4cRUWCLjI1rUhekJrbg"}
{"text": "我觉得题主说的不错，你可以先试试让自己过的轻松些", "question": "希腊可以靠向欧盟其他国家借债度日，甚至赖账不还，我们中国可不可以效仿，让中国人民也能过的轻松些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刹车高手", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220733"}
{"text": "五十岁的新娘", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "提取女澡堂看到的景色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4p7baqy4vj30ci0eljvo"}
{"text": "你像个大反派一样。。。。你去看电影，在路上遇到一个行人，你当然不爱他，但是如果你想要伤害他，警察就会带你去录口供。。。", "question": "“可以不爱，但别伤害”是不是句废话，都不爱了为什么就不能伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又不交停车费 信不信给你车轮子锁上", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "答：CD", "question": null, "star": 1110, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gof3jv482sj6128128gqj02"}
{"text": "时尚潮流周期性地来来去去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854407"}
{"text": "进超市前把自行车停在井盖上，出来时中国基建大队已经在准备收工了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WBUwA1mB0B63tWna90ZuPKiapnMtkjHiaT8lg5WJ9U95yC0YY3fHpoAtQ"}
{"text": "可以嘛！竟然受得住我的霸气！", "question": null, "star": 364, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcfvqwcnsdj61401o00z502"}
{"text": "是否将新建筑放在这里？鼠标右键确认", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZGTlxUkNqZDlibK3PLaX85ArBOVVMmnLVzxa6LVrt9AfgTkRniaqhtKoQ"}
{"text": "请看这张白纸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6755714"}
{"text": "进女性专用车厢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gybwtrxaglj30ci0el76p"}
{"text": "尹志平成功拿下一血", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHLwBsy0DtvWhH2icicVia5xvXYOAS4YW0Wz2O5OL0icIXYDTbpMKnuGO8eQ"}
{"text": "从很高的地方掉下来也能说“啊哟”。", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "下一班地铁在4分钟后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YCraV3thHO5qsZZuKfia2ZpyLmnC8JMREiahGJibNbUVY0GTO73jqognGNA"}
{"text": "哎呀！真的吗？猫不能上学吗？", "question": null, "star": 554, "type": "I2T", "image": "2861748"}
{"text": "还没有经历过落地疼痛的小橡果。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677092"}
{"text": "不知道嘴在哪，要照镜子才能吃饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHEwTt8rKvGBqnMC7I9giba5nTl9Co1tv1aViaBpYqa1w5Tw4p3lXW1Tgg"}
{"text": "逾期未还，请及时联系。", "question": "请特意用它写一篇文章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5846069"}
{"text": "和人家亲亲先刷牙啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "「等我长大后，一定保护好妈咪」『是吗？谢啦～有车来了哦！走路时朝前看！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu6003d88mj30ci0eln14"}
{"text": "狩猎是为了吃……", "question": "打蚊子的过程是一种远古狩猎意识的体现吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我吃了寿司的证据。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070622"}
{"text": "屁的气压好大。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280053"}
{"text": "打破 MSI 单次赛事总胜场记录。", "question": "2022 季中赛涉 RNG 比赛因对手实际延迟高于 35 ms 拳头宣布将安排重赛，这会造成哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我只说一次，直到我说可以打你。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089207"}
{"text": "加税眼镜，这是什么东西？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364601"}
{"text": "“隔壁狮子家都是推悬崖的，你爸还是心软。”", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "必须采取行动。", "question": "宫城和宫崎的区别", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7316219"}
{"text": "你收了我那么多钱！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7f4k3irx8j30ci0eljsd"}
{"text": "妹妹，要跟鼠鼠去看金鱼吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "用猫的声音说话可不行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6464484"}
{"text": "好啦，稀有怪物出现的时间到了！我要登录了哦~~~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "543281"}
{"text": "这是陪同您的物品。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6483570"}
{"text": "“我叫张薇……”", "question": null, "star": 98, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "50年后……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl74h19s4sj30ci0elmzh"}
{"text": "婚姻中出现女插足者，此女是第三者；出现男插足者，此妻子是红杏出墙。", "question": "为什么第三者通常是女人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真蠢，被狠狠戳到手指头超痛的。", "question": "哎呀，糟糕了，我完全搞砸了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793246"}
{"text": "我租房在 8 楼，上楼进电梯偶尔会碰到一捡破烂的大妈，住一楼，略带潮湿阴暗，大妈经常会翻楼下的大垃圾桶，这是前提。普通的一天，我坐电梯下楼扔垃圾，碰巧大妈也在，大妈看我垃圾袋有饮料瓶子。接下来开始了一小段对话：大妈：小伙子，你空瓶子能送给我吗？我：好啊！就拿出来递给了她，然后出于礼貌性的闲聊。大妈：你是住在 8 楼吗？电梯右边那间吗？我：对啊！怎么了 。（此时我带有一丝警惕）大妈：哦哦，那间房子是我的，这栋楼还有 xx、xx、xx、xx 也是我的，老了，还是一楼方便。我：给！大妈，这是我垃圾袋里的另外几个空瓶子，您拿着。", "question": "哪一刻让你终于意识到了和对方阶级不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要在寂寞的时候找他。", "question": "如何拒绝不爱但很善良的男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厂家的派系", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "该死，谁往我老婆里充的氢气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDick0HO5JjQG812cnaQb2rc9PIoKeR4MMIUyQjobRVSnVtScySiauGplEQ"}
{"text": "这是你的日常用品吧？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7184354"}
{"text": "芬子  这么早就回来了？", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "妈妈不会生气的，你老实说看看怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4618766"}
{"text": "开始戒烟后看什么都像烟", "question": null, "star": 198, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1xvehwh3tj60zm1bhn4l02"}
{"text": "把我妈妈收做您的婆婆吧！", "question": "请做出超土气的求婚。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6065860"}
{"text": "那么少数服从多数，这次修学旅行的目的地：就决定是厕所了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hayahywr53j30ci0elgoa"}
{"text": "围绕着塔拉的抚养权在法庭上争执不休。", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "我们是不会损世界一流大学隔壁的北京大学的。", "question": "清华大学和北京大学的学生是怎么互损的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送？实验？失败了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4y40zk1oaj30ci0el435"}
{"text": "去年许的愿是“明年不要一个人过生日”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "你看，书上说熊是不吃死人的，所以一会我装死的时候，你不能咬我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnwWshsmUGcefBHyudF8d8wnnxTdQ4f8GvjiblxlnOzfdbZtlYateN0jyw"}
{"text": "冬天泡脚的时候穿着袜子泡  然后两只脚相互搓  我室友就是这么干的", "question": "有哪些快速洗袜子的神技/神器？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱豆去当一日警察署长时去当一日爱豆的署长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1h3pe511bpkj30ci0eljv4"}
{"text": "主人掉坑里了还不放手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TYibCIhU97XgYISH7UHEhLKRWuELib0ZsvFgtfuOQHYt1w5rLgoBntrx0aYYKAaUnoggE26Fd36c7Q"}
{"text": "难以掩饰第一次上生理课的冲击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvqo5cow2rj60ci0eldj102"}
{"text": "耳边私语", "question": "拉面的珍珠完全新的取出方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3414021"}
{"text": "独唱", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 451, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "英语面试的时候，老师问我：你为什么要选择这个学校？我本来想说：学术氛围很好。「学术」是 academic，「氛围」忘记了！转念一想，氛围忘记了，那就「成就」吧一紧张，「成就」的英语也忘了 。这个时候，我尴尬了十秒，脱口而出：Cause this is a 985 university~五个面试官，四个噗嗤笑出声了……", "question": "考研复试中，有哪些令人窒息的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玩过瘟疫公司的人都知道，不能太早点致死", "question": "如果有一种病毒，所有的口罩都防不住他，有90％至100％的致死率，人类会不会灭绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看《你好，林焕英》时家长哭的稀里哗啦，但是回家后也没对我好一点，反驳两句，还一样挨骂，为什么呢？", "question": "看《你好，李焕英》时孩子哭得稀里哗啦，但是回家后也没多刷一个碗，说两句，还一样顶嘴，为什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "标签好痒~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1jTHPqQkZGvtL2vY0bb7QL8hNMtFuWqZAicBWTeaAzicTC3LX2FfQWQWw"}
{"text": "喂喂！是谁让系长喝的？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "173284"}
{"text": "没关系～我也刚到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gdzf2h5ngoj2124127qds"}
{"text": "这里有隐藏的摄像头吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3415767"}
{"text": "我认识了很多有意思的不同寻常的人。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 34, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "隔壁的太太一定会出来打招呼。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7274970"}
{"text": "那边那小子！站到黄线以内去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8kq44njilj30ci0el42k"}
{"text": "你叫我来陪同下观看的就是这个？", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "记得 09 年第一次有自己的 QQ 号，那时候正流行非主流的感觉，我哥就给我找了一张杀马特的头像，然后给我取了个网名叫：狂砍一条街……", "question": "还记得你第一个网名是什么吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同桌趁我不在越过三八线切碎了我的橡皮还放了只毛毛虫在铅笔盒里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyEDdOAQcwdAicez3oP84UylNZkHiboKu7UfXv6rc16xA49HCHYQD6rIkw"}
{"text": "守门员扑救", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "学生物的会有人体是被粗心设计出来的这样的感觉。", "question": "学医的会有人体是被精心设计出来的这样的感觉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超市大米视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqUeuyVwsGjmw1L0Euzh7d2UTUiaIg7szH7ba7yRJWUiaXcqlF8yfa96Fg"}
{"text": "前几天帮过我的雪见大福。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793838"}
{"text": "误把强力胶当成了唇膏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gouvx8bi8vj30ci0elwkk"}
{"text": "相传当年夸父逐日路过此处吃了一顿华莱士，从此贫瘠的大地化成了一片沃士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkk4lHXEicXVbF4joT8s1hMf8icsywGRgHFNByba7zxXQc3NliclYdN3rkg"}
{"text": "老是摸摸自己的女孩子家门口停了搬家公司的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcccctmxi0j30ci0elta0"}
{"text": "哥哥去问妈妈可不可以出去玩，然后回来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5957006"}
{"text": "看完《碟中谍》后每天出门遛弯时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsl0x686ivj30ci0el42x"}
{"text": "「我高一就有这觉悟的话现在一定美得不像话。」", "question": "如何看待高一男生天天化妆戴美瞳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁能告诉我……「三尺」、「长立于天地之间」、「戳破苍穹」用希腊语怎么说？", "question": "苏格拉底说「天地之间高三尺，人要低头，才能长立于天地之间，不戳破苍穹」是名言还是谣言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "油锅里倒进了水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FWtjyicldqoVvYBiaXVZppya9yYE4DibjbLaea6cUib5w22Nxw65ibicWoOhILGzNkGmnU9HVo2uSS0AXg"}
{"text": "装死请到这边排队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyQOXRJ4cwEfnPGX28TxFYrYm90A2LqKicSZSgWpxCofAQMs0dQgsgNIQ"}
{"text": ":(){ :|:& };:", "question": "哪段代码最能代表程序员的暴力美学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我更大好不好", "question": null, "star": 349, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grb2i7ze6jj60xt0zvgtj02"}
{"text": "人类啊！在我吸收大气污染的同时，你们能想办法改善地球环境吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373922"}
{"text": "信号很强", "question": null, "star": 453, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkotmmsml8j60wj17e10c02"}
{"text": "狼，正常人都能看出来呀！你说是吧，阿喵？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etwk6g5srbj209w0dkq5c"}
{"text": "是的，这边还没有动静，铜像。", "question": null, "star": 3465, "type": "I2T", "image": "7104483"}
{"text": "该死！快放我出去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhjbn5ggncj30ci0el77s"}
{"text": "床上用品是夜光的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3OoGz4CouCIDwo9JLk9iagZiaQz8UCzb4pcJ7mOcZh0NibDarL5Oa58Zzw"}
{"text": "别担心吧，他还年轻，未来的路还长，他是不会改的。", "question": "发现男友认识我之前私生活很混乱该接受吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "雪崩了，好在心态没崩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3YhOLYiaQoWHvUOgtyYKJgLYHBaiaeQewbkyrGgebEBnLdx7Erk1h131A"}
{"text": "某便利店持续对女性顾客进行轻浮言行的店长。", "question": "这样的打工地方的店长我讨厌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3864126"}
{"text": "昨天打开微博的我", "question": null, "star": 111, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "我对你一见钟情。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357242"}
{"text": "好像召唤出了奇怪的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwcqZq6eKsse4DoEOibnNibOa4V0ibwG1FvvLVaPVK5Yic7TnoewMTUDGX4A"}
{"text": "美人鱼公主", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680223"}
{"text": "下一个自标是那辆奔驰，这是定金，去吧！", "question": null, "star": 224, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyrf79onmcj60xu194ahn02"}
{"text": "其实一句诗就能解决你的疑惑。出自李白的古朗月行小时不识月，呼作白玉盘。", "question": "李白一辈子没怎么工作过，整日游山玩水，他的钱从哪儿来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们不肯让我正脸拍摄。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160971"}
{"text": "开车回头看看这个。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4515690"}
{"text": "iPhone 9 和 Windows 9 的吧主相拥而泣。", "question": "iPhone X 有哪些亮点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "空中杀法！棉花糖的舞蹈。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2460892"}
{"text": "哎？现在？要被赶出城堡了吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5759698"}
{"text": "愤怒的馒头", "question": "把哆啦A梦的道具上的一字去掉就毁了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5374661"}
{"text": "Windows太亮了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6547708"}
{"text": "都来表现自己争抢遗产", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpw5ERxfgBaiciceEJOcxib9Y4ODSTdXQVCG0LONp6ibxzqNDtiaLZQib4cybw"}
{"text": "区！的常见中文表达是“啊！”或“哎呀！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510247"}
{"text": "我是从事广告行业的。我们行业从来不装逼。", "question": "在你熟知的领域，如果由你撰写一份《装腔指南》，内容会是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「宝玉，宝玉，你好好给我找个医生看看，我觉得我还有救。」个人认为后 40 回无法代表曹公思想，纯属娱乐，请勿当真～", "question": "“宝玉，宝玉，你好......”林黛玉临终前究竟要说什么，表达了什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比起那个，我的内存已经满了。还有十天怎么办？", "question": "电量只有50%的手机可能会说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386177"}
{"text": "小学一年级，第一次参加春游，不知道为什么我听成了野炊。我就在想，要让同学尝一下我的手艺，帮老师分担一些工作，就想到要带口锅去生火做饭(￣_,￣ ),。回家就此事跟母亲进行了争辩，因为我的理解野炊的重点在于炊，我妈感觉可能是学校搞得一次家务体验类的活动，加上我本来做饭技能树就点的早，就没深入追问。所以在我的强烈要求下，第二天就让我妈把我家炒菜的大黑锅绑到我的背上，还拎着一塑料袋西红柿黄瓜生鸡蛋什么的去学校了！那口锅有我半个人大，锅柄在我右肩膀处，后面看上去特别像忍者神龟，回头率那绝对是屌爆了。路上的时候我就隐隐感觉到不太妙，我发现同去的同学并没有谁带着厨具或者蔬菜，内心想的是「哼，等你们肚子饿了就吃草吧！」（╯－＿－）╯╧╧等我进入校门的时候，操场上已经开始站队集合了，全校师生集体看向我的时候我还没明白怎么了，一秒后所有人都开始疯狂的大笑我才反应过来我妈说的是对的(ó﹏ò｡)。内心是崩溃的，西红柿黄瓜鸡蛋滚了一地(ó﹏ò｡)那种羞耻感简直要死了啊！！我才一年级啊喂！以后 6 年怎么活啊！！我背着那口大黑锅一路冲回了家，并且一个礼拜没敢上学。我妈知道以后笑得缺氧！笑得缺氧！还吃头痛药！班主任打电话到我家询问情况，两人聊了没三句就又双叒叕！！开始一起笑！笑了半个小时！！！我不管！我特么要转学！然而并没如愿。初中的时候依然被拿出来耻笑！！༼༎ຶ෴༎ຶ༽", "question": "你做了什么事情让大家笑疯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大张伟做过一件很煽情的事，他提前一年预售了自己演唱会的门票，且仅限情侣购买，一人的价格可以获得两个座位。但是，这份情侣票被分为男生券和女生券两份，双方各自保存属于自己的那张券，一年后，两张券合在一起才能奏效。门票很快销售一空。这场演唱会的名字叫做：明年你还爱我吗？看似简单的疑问句，却被赤裸裸的现实和无情的时间快速击败。第二年演唱会开始，大张伟专设的情侣席位果然空出了许多。面对着一个个空板凳，唱了最后一首歌：倍儿爽！", "question": "有哪些「一黑黑两个」的故事或段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "路过的打哈欠真好啊~", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6870414"}
{"text": "减去辅导员这么大岁数的累计折旧和计提的辅导员减值准备，得到辅导员清理的账面价值，如果发生打捞辅导员上岸的费用，还得在辅导员清理的基础上再减去这个费用，最后就能结转损益了。把辅导员尸体卖出去...如果卖出去的价格比辅导员清理的账面余额大 那我就赚了呢。", "question": "如果你的辅导员掉水里了，你所学的专业能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在天上太无聊了做一会仰卧起坐吧", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": ".......你打过蚊子吗？", "question": "小说《三体》里，外星人用的将三维世界跌向二维世界的二向箔，在原理上最有可能怎么实现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“对不起，我点的是路易十四，2000块一瓶的那个，不是路易十六，谢谢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtPX5G5yxfQia6xKicGs6uwFULy8oPQBcAZAKNuMPJ7bPy1v2Hb5MfysUw"}
{"text": "帮我发出啊啊啊啊啊的声音。", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "我小时候最早得到世嘉游戏机的我觉得自己特别的存在……", "question": "为什么拥有核武器的国家反对核武器？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099509"}
{"text": "咕噜噜，一起去兜风吧！", "question": null, "star": 4720, "type": "I2T", "image": "5742686"}
{"text": "傻瓜用户", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6817450"}
{"text": "流浪猫般的落寞感。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419850"}
{"text": "我对指尖的味道上瘾了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3948453"}
{"text": "你想多了，丫就是懒", "question": "富坚连载《猎人》老休刊，是饥饿营销吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "装饰的是出轨男人的肠子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAtXrnqWia3v0BDyMnCI2N9KBSBicKSDlspbSN7314FfRrHLOGHu9JWA6Q"}
{"text": "车迟国斗法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kU6tANT51sK1XXmbb1PXo4ruvBwvgjYZcxTuOFC5tj3f2A4BBtmdHoA"}
{"text": "缉毒犬回来时看起来有些嗨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqq55uwykmj208r0cfmyx"}
{"text": "在男友的爱中，我在巴士上紧紧抓住一个陌生大叔的手臂，直到结束。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6258746"}
{"text": "小智沉迷比特币挖矿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBwichsLfvsgIelTK0LRT6MypfFmXFykuY4JW0xzjzM2EtHVpsEFg62Rw"}
{"text": "3018年的和尚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GsrnZQSXAsoIPpkDve4NXqdLLslxDKmc9CKKJmiaBGX5HqZU0RzE8z4EpsrDbxzajZAgPT0M1I0fw"}
{"text": "编制。", "question": "《西游记》中的正果到底是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "10 年前公司团建，去的地方是舟山嵊泗。嵊泗临海，是很多小岛组成的。岛上会有小山之类的。团建次日，公司同人们分散去了不同的小岛游览。我跟几个同事也去了其中某个岛。我身体不大好，属于多走两步就喘的类型。嵊泗小岛那些小山的高度，令它们甚至没资格被称作山。但我爬到一半就累得不行了，还是在众人鼓励下才上去的。到了山上，我就说你们真能让我受罪，关键山上也没有什么啊。我说这会儿我就想喝个咖啡什么的，休息大半天。我们在靠近半山腰的一个小卖部休息了一会儿就下山去了。靠近山脚处遇到另一波同事，问我们山上好玩吗，值不值得去。我说：“山上有家星巴克，我们刚喝完咖啡下来。景色也不错，休息得很爽。”那波同事眼放光芒，毕竟那片地儿荒凉得，除了石头和海水也不剩什么了。我身旁的几个同事见状也立马附和，刚喝了个拿铁之类。我骤然感觉到了默契。然后我们就走了。这件事很快在公司同事间传开，说某小岛上有星巴克，让大家都快去。当晚有同事把此事后续告诉了我：我率先造谣山上有星巴克后，那波同事开开心心地上了山；也有同事没上去，但在很多人中散播了此事。接下来那波新上山的同事后续也下山了。听说他们碰到了第三波闻讯赶来的同事。第三波同事也是问他们山上真有星巴克吗？第二波下山的同事有个带头的回复：“哪有什么星巴克啊，你们不要被洋葱骗了，我们刚刚上去了，只有一家肯德基而已。”第三波同事就也高高兴兴地上山去了……事件在团建当日一传十十传百，成了众人皆知的秘密。大家都想在荒芜的群岛上亲眼目睹星巴克或肯德基的芳容，轮番上山。而我，就是那个发现秘密的英雄。自此，我也成了大家的引路人。", "question": "你参与过或见过哪些集体作死的事迹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "踩几下就没事了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2492818"}
{"text": "你现在知道被踩到有多痛了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoj4yX1z9wyMyJ4seHvB6rhx0D4wn1AvzibbTapPUTAaTyCP8RIaIGdLg"}
{"text": "明明孙子就在身边还是给自称孙子的人转账了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVdR5gia9XL3RQ2r01Dy0Au2BzSQgDPyKgmuboHnD7NZrSsurCeAxAvPg"}
{"text": "儿子你看到我用矿泉水瓶灌起来的汽油没?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8dT0CMQIWBiaeHDRmib3JIoYEpfPicRFoJ694Fpn5YFf9dZU4GybjiavLYA"}
{"text": "贾宝玉：这茄鲞超好吃，就酱吃，你造吗？林黛玉：我不造了，我都造 zei 些了。就酱吃，不咸吗？", "question": "假如林黛玉像东北人一样豪爽泼辣，那么红楼梦会是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我刚要睡着的时候，突然来了一股强烈的冲击。", "question": null, "star": 127, "type": "I2T", "image": "176895"}
{"text": "比赛进入了空中战阶段", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr7mgaxeotj30ci0el7a7"}
{"text": "有时候挺佩服我国人民的逻辑的。一壶清水烧两遍就不能喝了，加点料煮一万遍却成了百年老汤……", "question": "烧过的开水可以再烧一次吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Yumi Kaoru 00 号原型", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6207160"}
{"text": "蓝色的闪电在责备我。", "question": "冷静下来思考，歌词很恐怖。", "star": 64, "type": "T2T", "image": "7210408"}
{"text": "只要这里和初号机还在就足够了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290339"}
{"text": "穿那么少，冻得跟孙子似的，显得更年轻了呗。", "question": "下雪天，突然觉得很多女生变漂亮了是怎么回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，遗憾啊，从这里开始，你可以选择你喜欢的糖果之一。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7188485"}
{"text": "这个是……我男朋友身上的香水味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmEwLsefgjE9GCmgfIyD7Dvjlh5AibBMo366MibRgmGJfEzscVZNeyu7qA"}
{"text": "你怎么把东西放在那里啊？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568979"}
{"text": "谁先搭理对方就输游戏。", "question": "适合情侣之间玩儿的游戏有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女生的衣服很好看吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6471201"}
{"text": "因为听说能领鸡蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXLMsaYwEs0HlLyx8PFNrAsH2WoIb87suNBwtZGWYickH2XoNwZd0ql2g"}
{"text": "连体相扑手首秀", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "有回家长会之后，某男同学家长发现自己儿子的同桌是个女生，遂要求班主任调换座位，未果，跑去找校长投诉。但是校长也觉得家长没事找事，于是拒绝了这个要求，然后发生了如下对话“校长，如果我儿子和女同桌早恋了，你负得起这责任么？”“那么，如果令郎和男同桌早恋了，我就负得起这责任了么？”", "question": "你的校长有什么奇葩言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用胶水粘起来。", "question": "如果明天你崩塌了，我依然爱你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619238"}
{"text": "过年回家直奔厨房", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6FthoczfYVYHy3urlphjIbk6iagtxYF4AWxeqqzXVDySrcicYWZ75s1bg"}
{"text": "差不多该烤面包了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HurZT68InS7rc8srrYNZ0knzL34j5rdmg8siblZ7F4bEiaMLIHwcnxmFfOZ32iajoQfPygoySQek5Og"}
{"text": "打喷嚏步骤一", "question": null, "star": 152, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx58tadbhuj60yg19y7ar02"}
{"text": "只是放了个屁而已。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6544364"}
{"text": "明天再做的心情。", "question": "大扫除时应该丢弃的第一件东西是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6949148"}
{"text": "房间里的镜子完全看不见。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2233199"}
{"text": "听说他刚做了“爆炸头”大家纷纷过来围观新发型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectan2ffstj20b20aswgh"}
{"text": "考试前的一个喷嚏把熬夜复习的东西全忘了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj04lXicxETYicPlEJexjWxicxTQclvpbRQFb36ZrJ4PDNMHnkjQCHW6icYicicQ"}
{"text": "打开飞出的绘本，这个东西就跳出来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "93894"}
{"text": "CPU 就是人类精英们给我这种弱智儿童的福利。", "question": "为什么 CPU 这么贵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（究竟哪个里面装的是胡椒粉呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSKm21STLmwpsOokeJibv8kAokVrpicib3dlb462x78UxhujP4hu8u552XA"}
{"text": "硅胶不小心脱落了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ia7SziahkyG6aL5d5s9lxky7W7l1eibS14UoxuMBGPIQwZUjLx9diceZXfQ"}
{"text": "秘密的自拍照", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6463865"}
{"text": "足底反射", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3873178"}
{"text": "我被儿子推下来了", "question": null, "star": 412, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gudy6k7t71j60ox18cadv02"}
{"text": "所有CA都是60多岁。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的飞机。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4160782"}
{"text": "相亲对象据说有明星脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCLusYV7cGrfNSJSTUmxIFU165F4RzkMptMuibKRWD6u7s9Bcw5l9jeLA"}
{"text": "我来说个特别傻逼的。撩菜也要细心啊。我之前暗恋某人一塌糊涂多年，大学毕业后偷窥到他硕士的录取信，上边一个硕大的 British。留学生多寂寞，谈恋爱门槛有多低你们都懂。此时感觉拦在自己前头的只是区区一个英国高校，这点鸡毛蒜皮怎能难倒我这种行动派……过了不到四个月，我就申好了英国的学校办妥了手续准备滚蛋。然后，耐不住嘴贱去跟人家聊了个天，仔细翻了翻人家朋友圈，发现人家去的是 British Columbia。麻痹真是日了大娃娃鱼。（知乎日报注：British Columbia 在加拿大）", "question": "不会撩汉的人强撩是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "确实存在比零还小的数", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5X78HLibMRicKlwicBS3HadC8CLiaaibRXEoG6RFYrYnR2uWeL4txuctXUVw"}
{"text": "再多一点！/还要更多！/再多多多点！", "question": "试试看说“像人一样的火焰”。", "star": 4293, "type": "T2T", "image": "5805135"}
{"text": "大家都称他们为新郎和新娘。", "question": "这种婚礼我讨厌什么样的婚礼", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4827874"}
{"text": "真角只有一对", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "？喜欢狗狗？明白了我会尽力的，请收养我吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsz857wxy2j30ci0elgqn"}
{"text": "人家本来只是轻拍你肩膀打个招呼，谁知你就粉碎性骨折了。大猫表示很无辜，因为他从没见过如此脆弱的生物。", "question": "老虎宝宝从小养到大，它会攻击我吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "罗马市中心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArqXiaic6rdiauoQvRlYOXllGktwUia4Ky3DGNic430wwMJkYhI1jLFKXevBA"}
{"text": "可爱的女孩子？往那边跑了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hh4lgep7j6j30ci0el751"}
{"text": "瑜伽之火", "question": "如果被壁咚了，接下来会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1655058"}
{"text": "从腰带上露出的赘肉。", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "晚上看到田中的加湿器就会有点恐怖。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4118700"}
{"text": "把睡觉的兔子拔起来的时候，脸很难看。", "question": null, "star": 3096, "type": "I2T", "image": "3164657"}
{"text": "blackcat in your area", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "你旁边没别人吧？", "question": null, "star": 228, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt8g6wvuj2j60xk0xktei02"}
{"text": "荡妇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibbcZUCWoVc4icBS6veXJgqicQQUwKnDJMxJMUEMkribfKqWNRVKxDA3SOw"}
{"text": "好的，大家安静下来之前消费税已经上涨了5%。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337224"}
{"text": "该二维码7天内（7月25日前）有效，重新进入将更新", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcIcoRtYnQReRHGSKCU5tKlyf41IIPSf88oFGuib0zv90ZwXox0bloHYg"}
{"text": "别他妈说马上就到了，我打的是座机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwhQEzQkru8nSnTewicXIr6gMclqmMVhoSuXl1D4gtoE3iam836Ce83DAA"}
{"text": "阿婆的假牙好像被什么堵住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3578777"}
{"text": "好热啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306669"}
{"text": "奥运会接下来在哪里举行啊？", "question": "请忘记我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5091337"}
{"text": "关西的早餐。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038901"}
{"text": "店员说：就一个人吗？...", "question": "我在KTV，店员用奇怪的眼神看着我，为什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6630059"}
{"text": "这个东西真好吃！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317662"}
{"text": "《以大部分人的电脑水平程度之低，根本轮不到谈效率》", "question": "远程办公为什么不被公司普遍接受?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“王秘书，前任领导也是被你这么害死的吧……啊，别用牙齿”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcYG9sicMaNAR1puWOMKhxj350Oh2r9SzotzsAmdX72a4by96KneQTrSg"}
{"text": "孩子们一起玩耍的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419804"}
{"text": "我TM就当街亲了女朋友一口？你们不至于吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "她嫁人了，人在后头。", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 34, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "哎呀...不是猫罐头吗...是鲑鱼罐头啊...不是猫罐头。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1959742"}
{"text": "要不是哆啦A梦卖出了好价钱，你哪有这么多玩具玩呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz8nekfmjnj20mj0orjuc"}
{"text": "我 20 岁去上大学，和我爸爸畅谈一宿，我爸提及我的梦想，我说：也没别的想头，就想当个富二代，无忧无虑地过一辈子。我爸当时神情有些愕然，随即笑而不语。前几日整理父亲书柜，看见他十七八岁的日记本，看见封面赫然写着：真想当个公子哥，无忧无虑地过一辈子。", "question": "有哪些瞬间你觉得「这孩子必须是亲生的，根本用不着验 DNA」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂！不是吧！计算1+1而已！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdkbwof70xj30ci0eljwg"}
{"text": "选秀漏网之鱼", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385807"}
{"text": "发电厂下班了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3ciba2vq7jw3UO149NtrZmIiarkMO440ibHEZFuOHLdVyZBecSIU8seXR4Bg"}
{"text": "一只会说话的狗出现了。", "question": "三太郎不能代言这个产品。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5354532"}
{"text": "坐正五个小时。", "question": "马拉松前做了什么准备？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4287403"}
{"text": "「儿子呀。快来，爸爸叫你呢。」", "question": "生活中有什么偷懒技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚刚是谁在说阿门的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDPwqVmsZXKFKY3dGVrKIsxPJ4zhHosLOyNU0sou4HUUI16ibgwVgKvdw"}
{"text": "IT公司年会表演节目：加班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNB0Bgt83MLqISrkibSibKaK1vekbeSgST9ibadPZnyfExHVt9Tup8ibibjRg"}
{"text": "越烧越旺了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3lvu1vfkqj30ci0elgp9"}
{"text": "邻居家的猫在叫喵喵。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2071518"}
{"text": "某天的披萨订单", "question": "遥不可及的东西", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388945"}
{"text": "实习时候我朋友替我问一个女生是不是单身，她说是，我下午问的时候，她说她跟男朋友异地恋。", "question": "你是什么时候发现人和人差距大的无法跨越？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数学题中在哥哥之后出门追赶的弟弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmat9bb21gj30ci0el795"}
{"text": "看到方便面的调料包了么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eupogk8akkj209b08udhe"}
{"text": "装成庶民去面试打工时因简历上的照片露馅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8wn8vkrbnj30ci0elt9z"}
{"text": "舍友。非常在意用电情况，会用任何方式去省电。有一次问他是为什么，他的回答让我们都泪流满面：让这个宇宙的熵，增加的慢一些。", "question": "你认识的最 geeky 的人做过的最 geeky 的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先吃哪块巧克力好呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBicfdsmnQcibQLicc5yUaHlic1lpEJyu9a22fGjgicgeM1FUTPrDMicUE9rtg"}
{"text": "给您做个比马尾辫更时尚的象鼻辫。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "我是题目的主人。", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 200, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "还是凭美貌获得了射击比赛冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIV04lg4QF10iaiaTCMhhHWeiaibt6Q8t4ooxrPocr5xxUf38X2XicXqq26uHg"}
{"text": "全家便利店", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5345076"}
{"text": "喂，你在说什么？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1136967"}
{"text": "买一桶的星球杯，丢掉勺子。", "question": "女生不会接吻怎么办呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "描", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "原来你也在这里～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "一个认识的女人和一个不认识的男人一起回来了。", "question": null, "star": 113, "type": "I2T", "image": "933607"}
{"text": "半信半疑地扔出斧头，背后传来“下一个就是可以吃的了”的声音，老奶奶捡起来带回家。没错，这就是现在的老婆。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1549094"}
{"text": "这是你的浏览器历史记录", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqoukPYwv0PGBBCWrEB9XFI7LJ05D6punzD3Wthaiaz906yO7MPSVSC4Q"}
{"text": "真日了喵了，老子心脏病都要犯了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1mru0j20fq0fbwie"}
{"text": "毛毯，有可能这一段还被旅客拿来裹脚，下一段就到了另外一个旅客头上裹着，再下一段又到了某个旅客脚上，下一段又无限循环……至于该旅客脚上有没有那啥，全靠运气了……至于为啥有旅客要拿毛毯裹在脱了鞋的脚上，抱歉，我们也不知道……啥？为啥不每段都换有包装袋的新的？这个基本很困难，毕竟不是所有航空公司能在全国任何一个地方都有自己的配餐基地和毛毯清洗部门，大国际不知道。国内航班的毛毯虽然基本都是一天一换，有部分公司现在已经做到了一段一换。但是一天同一架飞机有可能飞六段、也有可能飞八段，不是所有公司都能做到一段一换。 至于你拿到手的毛毯干净程度如何，基本取决于上几个旅客的素质。个人建议夏天自己随身包里带件薄外套吧，尤其是自己的小孩，空调吹冷了就拿出来盖上，比飞机上一天被 7、8 个人循环使用的毛毯干净太多了。", "question": "乘坐飞机时，有什么事情是机长和机上工作人员不想让乘客知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当然不是了，燕窝只适合有钱人。", "question": "燕窝真的适合所有人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "少年啊，要有远大的理想。", "question": "能抱我一下吗？", "star": 232, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245198"}
{"text": "每天早晨她都会用母亲般温暖的目光送我出门，说路上小心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5819113"}
{"text": "只是在键盘上找隐形眼镜大家不知为何流下了热泪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSf5prwbBrHKrjrYbTjALAxXHqzP0vnFLspho994ews3Z1oOJfqIaYaqw"}
{"text": "投币后才能继续摇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn8axntyo9j30ci0elah3"}
{"text": "那不是百合，不是玛格丽特……也不是雪人……啊不，是薰衣草……洋甘菊……还是金光菊……总之那不是百合！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3655991"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里在大众眼里休息了一次。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "ta也喜欢我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcsngSpLyy6Nd8VkvZicHpZya2CL9ZwWFYkSqVCBvStzEYVaWFXgnCW7A"}
{"text": "剪之前你对师傅说要怎样怎样，剪好后你会发现，他们不过是把他们会的发型安到你头上……", "question": "被理发师忽悠是一种怎么样的体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火车站出站口的大哥：“ 新区三十，小伙儿去哪？走不走？”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "二向箔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibmSeGoicwzBAV8yDeBnSUV9YTAn2iaoY6x5X4awz81JUUtYCDnmAKE49A"}
{"text": "地球就在我们身上。", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "小学的时候试过把屎拉在报纸里，然后包装得整整齐齐，在上面用白纸写着失物认领，之后放在家楼下人行道边，过了不久有个男人在围着这包屎转了几圈，一个闪身把屎带走了。之后几个月我一直脑补他打开后的画面，可惜那时候还没有智能手机。", "question": "你在小时候玩过哪些「恶心」的游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "2035年的法国", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkmvFW9EqqMyxPIWlMICq43ptEHnOVl6ATmlERZ4YlrY7nOufiaNic7mdA"}
{"text": "熊猫男用水。", "question": "青菜加盐的味道。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022331"}
{"text": "大概过了五年的热潮期，现在肉眼就能看见宝可梦了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6013367"}
{"text": "把户体烧掉，不要留下什么线索", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXmhibMepNHdYp2VZZaibbPZZv7xLLeeEiaib60MkIOIGxJxYfUn7eEWMPdA"}
{"text": "老师！我们家小明会做这道题！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h395x5c8b8j30ci0eln0b"}
{"text": "我没有把洗车机放进去。(´･ω･｀)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6626193"}
{"text": "被粘住的蟑螂还在挣扎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqi6jw9uo9j30ci0elq9w"}
{"text": "捣蛋鬼/顽皮小孩", "question": "小手指", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6892596"}
{"text": "要怎么告诉他们其实方向盘和刹车都断了呢", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy7hikrg6yj60y219gtip02"}
{"text": "在浴室里漏水。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494131"}
{"text": "那就用正面向他们证明他们是错的", "question": "同学老在我背后说我帅怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "右上角的狗又开始叨叨了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBvXp6Oico9jmEvUs3DpBL9hJBLnBI58wfLCQGTRiaScHFjVaKuZDFfPLA"}
{"text": "为了安抚吉田沙保里的情绪。", "question": "奥运会是为了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6020583"}
{"text": "总拿俄罗斯说事，不公平。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6427955"}
{"text": "下人先别鼓掌！我们要确认一下老板是不是真的挂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEkxkKhLCABg4WG9f6II813AryfTf4uvaG2Qc94O9pjEz8bTe6aQAkYA"}
{"text": "这位大叔脸深深地凹陷下去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6512801"}
{"text": "左钩拳、直拳、上钩拳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdhIdia1mtzulF2yLYRA8wXroRdEGZlI6FJ0micgWlAIYKfcPKqnZ9g9RQ"}
{"text": "提出AA制后一直这表情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hau0i7mahhj30ci0elaea"}
{"text": "考试巡检机器‘考官君’进入了细心模式在我面前。", "question": null, "star": 4190, "type": "I2T", "image": "590166"}
{"text": "使劲洗弟。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "场景：（某医院）院内，医生们正在罢工请愿；院外，院长黑着脸 一言不发，蹲在地上抽烟。 记者：您还在等什么？ 院长：等药剂师来读医生们的请愿书……", "question": "有哪些行业内的冷笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抢在扫地机器人之前把地扫干净", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eykfcfkwlfj208c0baq3u"}
{"text": "辛辛苦苦弹的二泉映月到底怎么样，给个说法啊老板", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "突然长出背鳍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPHDUYRSL4DInX4DfLscOOjgY49iab6PLkLCxMaUibGemk5mmpexCr8IRw"}
{"text": "建议配一双细腿。", "question": "粗跟高跟鞋怎么搭配才好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦 A 梦先把名字改为 ：A 哆拉梦阿凡达见状表示自己不着急改名字", "question": "如果我们熟悉的荧幕角色成为微商，他们可能会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钻石真的好硬啊，兄弟；几乎都拿不下来了，哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6340412"}
{"text": "定制特朗普娃娃被发现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavV9p4HzwKbB6J1yEKSK2XUIv3ic2wfmbD2AfppR8rtS35z1Cy7eLtCK1w"}
{"text": "秘书误打开了董事长的色情文件。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2568268"}
{"text": "用力过猛，打进了球门。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7350851"}
{"text": "“老师，你忘了留作……呜呜呜”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "Hello Kitty", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338343"}
{"text": "斯琴高娃，每每看她跟别人的对手戏，都有一种「我是你妈」的即视感。", "question": "现在亚洲有哪些气质超群的女明星？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候，绝望是一扇薄薄的门，门内跟 BOSS 酣战到满面红光，门外母亲的钥匙已在哗啦啦作响长大点，绝望是一个个小小的存档，读了千遍万遍，也救不回他的格罗姆，我的林月如后来呢，绝望是一盏盏长明长暗的灯，翻山越岭，绞尽脑汁，总有些灯，凭一万口气也点不亮，也总有些灯，一回合一晚上也灭不了现在啊，绝望是手中的剑，嘴里的刀，埋葬了幻想的世界，杀死了梦里的江湖，击败骑士的永远不是恶龙，而只是剑上的锈迹，马蹄下的钉子，和背后的同伴。", "question": "你玩游戏的时候有哪些绝望的瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明知没好好复习还要去查成绩的感觉，意料之外情理之中的踏实竟一时间抵过了伤心。", "question": "告白失败是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像可以分为紫式部型和清少纳言型。", "question": "世界上有两种人。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349654"}
{"text": "NNN新闻特报", "question": "我不喜欢这样的笑话开头。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6885280"}
{"text": "植发广告", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "战队不行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5256431"}
{"text": "纯真的情感", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "找十几个路人，互相加微信，一起打开摄像头，然后再去扶老人。这哪是助人为乐啊，简直就是工兵排雷！", "question": "老人摔倒后，用手机录像然后去扶真的可以防止被讹吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个人总是非常优秀，每次都能得到满分。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "帮主人解皮带脱裤子真害羞", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "看了龙珠后，不知为何迷上了蛇拳。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448639"}
{"text": "可能是因为我作为应届毕业生第一年表现非常优秀，每次上司教训其他员工时，都会拉我去。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3158529"}
{"text": "上个厕所，热情的首相一定要亲自帮我扶住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksGG7eUBVicAUTlZv3U2ct3ye5Qo5EUccSVWia0IhztmatqIykpkfRGG7g"}
{"text": "因为上半身裸露，所以不合格。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307338"}
{"text": "把暖桌给忘了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085135"}
{"text": "下毒前为什么不问好银行卡密码？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWVNOPccarvqcrzXatHohpeZhQvoToF8w4aIzLH9eZOH9tgj5go01QDg"}
{"text": "怎么样，害怕了吧？", "question": "对恐人际交往的人说一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388951"}
{"text": "I兄弟们来点色图兄弟们我要戒色了兄弟们我在地铁上周围人好多兄弟们我今天刚割完包皮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXOZBoGfOVy1rJUKRRoavfW2H3cibDSRk7Tafwl2jN2X4dGfzjia8kgpYw"}
{"text": "她去了一趟据说有美白效果的温泉，回来后效果好像非常显著。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6398855"}
{"text": "0元购", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "this one ... this one... this one... this.....OK...OK...OK...no...thanks...", "question": "在美国吃赛百味从点餐到结账所需要用的英文有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能买一听哦", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "男人的功劳", "question": "男人的女儿长大后会变成什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723118"}
{"text": "我艹这已经是天底下最美好的事了啊！居然还来问怎么办？题主你真是……", "question": "喜欢的人把自己当做朋友怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "御见寸樣の美貌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1f7e1v2zus0j30hs0pt42l"}
{"text": "安倍晋三连任。", "question": "请用不超过0个字的方式讲一个可怕的故事。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "5114786"}
{"text": "LAN端口、LAN端口、USB端口、LAN端口。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7308379"}
{"text": "没办法，那就在澡堂好好洗掉味道再给你看。不过作为交换，得让我给你做个彻底的剃须。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7356449"}
{"text": "加湿器", "question": "在家电制品上加一个字就变成了垃圾制品。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5402243"}
{"text": "取决于你认不认识他们用的奢侈品牌子。", "question": "富二代有些很炫富有些很低调，影响他们的最根本的因素是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们谁的氪石肛塞掉了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "打字技巧", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3842353"}
{"text": "我早就怀疑他有问题了，彩虹居然能被长颈鹿吃掉还像挤奶一样挤出来，肯定有问题。", "question": "美国玛氏「彩虹糖」被指控可致人体 DNA 发生改变，该说法有何依据？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去收容所时，有个阿姨说还有两个人在里面。", "question": "我不喜欢进行疏散演练。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194965"}
{"text": "起床。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3775964"}
{"text": "没法自己擦屁股", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVMlRz0bMUmG4oQbRlfMxkovlYMqXDbn0S14oeibpNdsydynuYh2V6KSg"}
{"text": "漫威：你家小虫原来糊得不行，来抱我家铁人大腿了之后才红回来的。索尼：听说你家铁人死了？", "question": "如何评价迪士尼与索尼谈崩，漫威不再参与蜘蛛侠电影，蜘蛛侠退出MCU？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次在琴房练琴，总会遇到几个想斗琴的，我是新练曲子，弹得慢，不时隔壁就会响起同一首曲子飞快的演奏，不过没关系。我立马切换到暴走红歌模式，开始猛砸《保卫黄河》的最后一段《东方红》，如果隔壁不停，我就反复弹，3 遍，5 遍，一般来说 3 分钟内解决战斗，隔壁再也不会弹我要弹的曲子了。主席保佑我，我从来没输过。原回答评论区 @触触： 直接即兴作曲，妈蛋的，我自己都不能弹第二遍，来啊！", "question": "现实中的斗琴是什么样子的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被铁网烫伤后飞到天上吹凉风", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPLyaXPjCxVhISbJVyQ3xibBjrcXNmcUUiat0UN2ribq7JmCDobmclV1aDg"}
{"text": "花旗银行说为啥我这么土，渣打银行伤心地哭在路边。", "question": "交通银行智能机器人「交交」，有没有推广前途？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电车前面坐着戴口罩的美女。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "身体是交换了，但是怎么让那家伙穿上衣服呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTiaIXoHTl2F5yMC30tgobwgiaZ0gyFn3ADGUro4HINAz6QCsIFv0x2gww"}
{"text": "那是一个连性骚扰这个词都没有的怀旧时代。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7030665"}
{"text": "哎，不管这个女孩多么可爱，非法入侵就是非法入侵。我会报警的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855486"}
{"text": "“你们有没有见到过一个穿西装，戴帽子，有着小胡子的男性和一个穿着长裙，留着卷发的女士？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdp44VibNmPXAnMKwhTYTyzfdFWiblF9TrOwG4DS7GKXIibxdZJJDTHTc8Zg"}
{"text": " 寂寞是别人不想搭理你，孤独是你不想搭理别人。 ", "question": "寂寞和孤独的区别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Player1", "question": "你还记得自己的第一个游戏昵称 ID 吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "庆祝获得100万个赞的纪念。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673230"}
{"text": "我养的拉布拉多越来越不像狗了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6607915"}
{"text": "每当看到一群月薪不过几千块钱的人在谈论办公室政治，我就深深地替你们觉得累。", "question": "你所知道的职场能腹黑到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "理完发才睁开眼看到镜子的一瞬间……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "我到现在才意识到裤子露出来了感到很羞耻。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2098195"}
{"text": "夜神月L", "question": null, "star": 231, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyq2vysdt3j60zs11744602"}
{"text": "wwe赛前选手见面", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "那你也不能写墙上啊", "question": null, "star": 573, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6upb0gfm2j61401hcjzi02"}
{"text": "捉奸在床", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em60elm9lwj207i0ddmyb"}
{"text": "快去抓宝可梦啊！加油干！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2405541"}
{"text": "最终没有啼哭就迎来了成年。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1231681"}
{"text": "是啊，那件事就连我这个印度人也感到惊讶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070145"}
{"text": "请给我一双适合这只手的饼干。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4341762"}
{"text": "皮卡丘复活了。", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "我被招募的事务所是演艺圈以外的团体。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041879"}
{"text": "我太喜欢这个地方了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7304087"}
{"text": "我想自由地打开门~嗨！可疑事件！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5382463"}
{"text": "人类幼崽", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "泰坦尼克号沉没时", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "敌人注意到我的跟踪了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBKf0yH3q77UuicrJqqBOwX21L7ZaZhciahKcTkiaoO7DicbZch6EcN7jI9g"}
{"text": "父母说要离婚，我认真起来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3745290"}
{"text": "我以前的手机不仅卡，还经常闪退。我跟我爸爸说，如果我被劫持了，好不容易趁歹徒不注意拔出手机，千幸万苦点开了通讯录，那一瞬间，你知道吗爸爸，它会闪退……吓得我爸赶紧给我换了新手机。", "question": "手机卡顿是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现场指认唯一的M", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "没穿衣服，场合不对。", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "= =b", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "欸？驾驶证？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hejtfk780pj30ci0el0xu"}
{"text": "咪尼拔", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "谢谢你！你的吻解开了巫师对我的诅咒！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu9ebhm6ugj209g0c70uk"}
{"text": "捉蜻蜓的高手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVMpcOBnJJib62ibLkUInZ8oTep1Ld2HiaibpNSiclBquYIVbda7v8qHvuoXg"}
{"text": "其他猫都走了，你打算睡到什么时候？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "牛丼饭来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6714888"}
{"text": "妖怪之子 泡沫公主", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "化学老师：“有哪位同学上来帮老师忙？”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "怎么突然感觉很不爽……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn6skan6l0j30ci0el78g"}
{"text": "这个田中的家伙，对查克拉的控制越来越熟练了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1546005"}
{"text": "我前大大大 boss 说的：从不说硬话；从不做软事。", "question": "如何做到为人和善又不失强硬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被人说成是泰拳手。", "question": "田中有许多有趣的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6937907"}
{"text": "我们发现了三具地球人户体和一个毁坏的机器人『不是我干的！』我没说是被……送？难道说？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hiqe7kmz9ej30ci0elgmu"}
{"text": "星期一到星期五", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4818265"}
{"text": "我忘了把厕所门锁上。", "question": null, "star": 76, "type": "I2T", "image": "3656631"}
{"text": "鳄了吗外卖骑手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibOQ3Uv2aAo7GMkiaaicO8nrbOJicF8ha3p2pRrjHxbBjy9hdYvWLib2vEAA"}
{"text": "杆甩得太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8Rba4ibvjXGLzYJqF2vdibn9HAU8kicmsuoWgqDfaglDpNNibDibDkN52cMA"}
{"text": "那会热吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6975649"}
{"text": "巴甫洛夫一个人在酒吧喝酒，突然吧台上电话铃响了，他跳起来：“草！我忘了喂狗了！”", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因拍到哆啦美上吊画面而出现意外播出事故", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkj6sharkfj30ci0elq9t"}
{"text": "援兵怎么还没来，连个消息都没有主公，昨晚的烤乳鸽会不会是……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIasDulEmnFEyWkfS6WaUBNcHAKaDksEj4e4vgNQu311ICuqQbv60S1A"}
{"text": "那个女孩在瞄准在扎之前做前弯的动作。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6724338"}
{"text": "年轻人说话前要先动下奶子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8GVVel7gFhIaiaPSibou0meKGM7JibkCMkLr0ygug1lmFbenkVQOVlibN3Q"}
{"text": "会子手着急下班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNgeet6OkCCURpkXJMAKe3sQ44nSVQesbKY8SDjXzpqGqxVkPg7Tt8Tw"}
{"text": "有点傻乎乎的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5753037"}
{"text": "我回忆了一下，刚才经过的三个电子牌上分别写着“禁”“止”和“通”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "你能听我说三个愿望吗？", "question": "收集七个龙珠后，神龙会做什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5462956"}
{"text": "满身伤痕的罗拉的别称。", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "4GIFs.com", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TIsibIJbzXKI7XpxhVaCtesADJW3pCmQic0uGUl53syoF53IYuiawfzlK088WeIibEnAw8KmgZamf99A"}
{"text": "大家好！我是穆斯卡！这是摩尔斯电码！我已经离开了！再见！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6640513"}
{"text": "那么所有人都会惊奇的发现他们聪明伶俐的赫敏只会说「Can you speak Chinese？」了。", "question": "假如你有一天醒来，发现穿越成了《哈利波特》中的赫敏（11岁），你该怎样生存下去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她是一个很好的妹妹。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7203796"}
{"text": "马拉松比赛时突然下雨了选手们都朝雨具店赶来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKcICMzcKiadruWEOzXeclFdDNrJaN7Q1Q695qticl3ZasJCdic2m5FTbibg"}
{"text": "Zuo 的程度超过了漂亮的程度。", "question": "男生最讨厌女生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "优秀的镇痛消炎效果，可以直接作用于腰部和关节等顽固疼痛的源头的印度阿司匹林。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1229664"}
{"text": "上英语课，老师带我们阅读课文。老师：「cervical cancer 是宫颈癌的意思，那这里的 breast cancer 的意思呢？」我：「胸癌！」老师：「…恩，是乳腺癌的意思。」", "question": "你见过哪些蹩脚的翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他开始注意不让我抛头露面。", "question": "我讨厌这样的蟑螂。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4904326"}
{"text": "歪？有烊可以帮到你？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heiyyxalcdj30ci0el41o"}
{"text": "小布什", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xj21GSxT3NpVicTdwVONpwicYsk2yRbmic5oPeVefnPFGzxqNcpTnsvIvQ"}
{"text": "住持因为吃到头发把厨房的弟子骂了个遍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHgGcsF0Msd8GaLYMg597fwpPagxBfP1eQROy0ETnNwryc6fg6j6lcOw"}
{"text": "牛爷爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhG8Nr88ibAwXkXa0DPtEy9XVaqXA7Z0bSyM6tXKOCDYJ0kOiahOianezf2A"}
{"text": "我刚踩了狗屎", "question": null, "star": 116, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2pj83p1stj6140140th802"}
{"text": "没有人：mc里的悬空楼梯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBYEBVQSwxwmG6J7qVibBBrNwZvhpCFcYiaicXlrJ2b1ZdvGFoSJJCzwiaLA"}
{"text": "戴上透视眼镜后虽然看到了女同事内衣，但也看到了秃头部长的龟甲缚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hha31ae7fjj30ci0eljvj"}
{"text": "洗发水明天过期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKozrjAgnRGYsQkHiczdhm5sqmhz6Nym30ZSfGpVESHvPE6iaUsnwwjDcQ"}
{"text": "在泰迪眼里，可能算是制服诱惑吧", "question": "普通狗看到警犬会觉得是警察来了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们这群蚂蚁快放我下来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7qhuk4dyxj20fv0e80u1"}
{"text": "同学们，都到大雄的走廊上站好！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998981"}
{"text": "走过去直接躺地上：同学 你男朋友掉了", "question": "怎样跟一个不认识但一眼就喜欢上的女生搭讪呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然就火了。", "question": "那没什么好骄傲的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366500"}
{"text": "嗨，乔治。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5213691"}
{"text": "不要过来啊！眼晕！", "question": null, "star": 125, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1wc1t3zuij60z61awn5002"}
{"text": "终于把手电筒掏出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmq91T0dib7h5NcTN0ATic5CNYrBLoQFNfkl18CNqbhPxLywG5VHMUnCNg"}
{"text": "为什么在学校吃咖喱的时候在家里也要吃咖喱呢？", "question": "我对妈妈做的饭感到非常不满。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4225359"}
{"text": "竟然是笑着的地方。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "212927"}
{"text": "按下停车按钮的时候。", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "消费券最后一天才想起来用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVBocSNptRFO3umrcUS1SgibgXn02axUWno2UaFL7PtcdwqqR1N5ib6k7Q"}
{"text": "讲道理（物理）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6gkasbhubKAuGawuCrtop54N0HpMh5KsBQag3lG0icoWkDY1icfVIM77A"}
{"text": "多试几次。", "question": "请问下您如果 Gmail 上不了是如何解决的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于马辞职，生肖中出现了一个空缺，以下是今天的新闻。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388301"}
{"text": "在喝牛奶的时候被逗笑了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6777297"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里宣布退役并收回此前的退役声明。", "question": "请问2030年的流行语是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4176243"}
{"text": "狗狗眼中的马路be like:", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvVK3BVjibKY6BGk5VBTKLQreNkT4iblicEr1dChPicvaVwwd70DpzOxLJuQ"}
{"text": "放假啦！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "最受欢迎运动姿势一一第一名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5DPCmuMeC7icHibt4yRhZ9elP7Fr3ibvIycqdHwFDhdzEdoC3jtna91K5Q"}
{"text": "有着极丰富的内心世界和诗人般的浪漫情怀，但不具备独立完整成熟的爱别人的能力，靠着感动自己来获得情感认同的表演型人格障碍者。", "question": "能不能用一句话说明什么是备胎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你把面试 pass 了 -->你成功了。面试官把你 pass 了 -->你挂了。", "question": "pass掉是被淘汰的意思，为什么pass又是通过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下班回家后，妻子来接我了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4473845"}
{"text": "修完屋顶，发现下面站满了人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmyvhR4JkoQyunvVlr0L76RYmMzlWk1UGRynawzOAn5PoJxE9ZHw9oxQ"}
{"text": "是以前大学室友的一句话。晚上睡前我担心明天会下雨，室友说：「他敢。」第二天老天爷果然没下雨……", "question": "你说过或听过最霸气的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "作为一个重庆人，来到现在的平原上学，我也很奇怪，路很平。", "question": "为什么「去重庆住几天」就能理解立体城市对人际交往的影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不是说随便穿就好了么！(主观版)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6781678"}
{"text": "刨腹产", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3HPjMWicL3uhicJy5fpFoynuWMGrl6oBpo5fpic9fWRnoV4MZqvkYBFWibw"}
{"text": "借给弟弟的娃娃拿回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IO7Hwzic53nLGH6wN1zzc2WNN1M5Yf9X4JzNfiaWhCZZRoDcnRhOacP8IQ"}
{"text": "Katharine switched to explanation because the video she wanted to delete turned out to be a laser pointer.", "question": null, "star": 2632, "type": "I2T", "image": "7321668"}
{"text": "充电", "question": "当奥特曼的活动时间从3分钟变成3小时的时候，在最后阶段可能会发生的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937128"}
{"text": "绿子看上去要赢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5fta851ydj30ci0elaed"}
{"text": "月亮和河豚。", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "好厉害的枪啊！", "question": null, "star": 117, "type": "I2T", "image": "6704134"}
{"text": "《在取经路上寻求邂逅是否搞错了什么》《我的妹妹不可能这么可爱》《我的兄弟很多》《我的统一中原之旅果然有问题》", "question": "如果要你们给四大名著换一个名字，你们会取什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我和以前的恋人之间的关系，准确来说就是我经常去的酒吧的常客，嗯，其实就是说我们之间存在肉体关系。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2776104"}
{"text": "吃个便饭再走吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8Ig2pfmVSMRUolEEy3yX1j1NnCX5ic6u3a8SzuNse38SUq5h8pmkJcZA"}
{"text": "你还未知道那天我看见的花的名字。", "question": "把标题的一部分改为“守护君”，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5212839"}
{"text": "所以就跑到我家来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "理发有困难吗...？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "383754"}
{"text": "我们坚持一件事情，并不是因为这样做了会有效果，而是坚信，这样做是对的。——哈维尔", "question": "如果好人没好报，我们为什么还要做好人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当哈利波特只出肉装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcHE3JdKsVQO0bbbcKhd8xYYrToNTCo4DmnQDPx1Ifz55o6qGt0HR53Q"}
{"text": "一次10元的蹦极太便宜了。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6052758"}
{"text": "请用硬币刮这里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4022024"}
{"text": "福岛米奇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPjkqXW7Hqn0k0Nic9YMnJh4Jkr90ic4ic87wIupSiaf3SicAmZ83KlNDQkKw"}
{"text": "哇~开过的地方麦子都收割好了呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efqq7sz58ij20ba08d75c"}
{"text": "其实吧，好多男同胞不是被彩礼卡住的，而是被“我不要彩礼，我也不要你”卡住的。", "question": "如何看待民政部要求整治天价彩礼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "绝对有必要。以题主的收入，已经到了急需一辆汽车来补贴家用的时候了。先去下个软件，平时上下班带带人，周末出去拉拉活儿，跑跑机场，题主那 2000 元的月收入翻个倍我看不是问题。很多人看问题太静态了，养车的支出完全可以靠以贩养吸的模式解决。毕竟，汽车的本质是个生产力工具。", "question": "事业单位，月薪 2000 有必要买汽车吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "求求你让我干年杀一次好不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3R5eXibvhpKNJpP1gNnWp6iaibVWfWkx1XytdKMNNV8wicBoouWFLmNfyaA"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里大发神威", "question": "试着用八个字来表示世界的终结。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7042511"}
{"text": "看到你和你的车，我和我的车都翘起来了", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "哦，是这样啊~", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381665"}
{"text": "没穿裤子", "question": null, "star": 78, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hfl31aalxij613z1gaagw02"}
{"text": "那份资料是最初被否决的版本，请先看一下。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315650"}
{"text": "有点困了~", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6278028"}
{"text": "变形金刚大结局：误入广东", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVGiaicicEicBs6VSBZjyRGXQToicxe0VnEv1GnAzbYYC37mWia2x6vKcf6W0A"}
{"text": "我们学校特变态，早上让大一新生跑早操，早上五点多就要起床，要是上午有课睡不了回笼觉，一整天都精神萎靡。之后就有人跟校长提意见了 我很佩服这位同学的勇气(ง •̀_•́)ง 她就跟校长说同学们都休息不够 blablabla 的吧……校长欣然听取了她的建议，并把寝室熄灯时间提前了半个小时。", "question": "你经历过哪些事情让你觉得对方「不愧是老手，有智慧！」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "浏览记录：当前无浏览记录", "question": "有没有什么男生才能看懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游戏提示：多动动脑吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5dinlf2kgj30ci0el44e"}
{"text": "用GPS定位并发送位置信息。", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "互相察觉对方脸色发绿后不好做声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwej1t6e0jj30ci0elwi9"}
{"text": "单身。", "question": "作为 IT 从业人员，你觉得有什么工具大大提高了你的工作效率？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "但是被绕进去了...绕远路了，明显很疲劳。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5285853"}
{"text": "这不可能听起来像巴西人啊！", "question": null, "star": 4991, "type": "I2T", "image": "698332"}
{"text": "挨个跑副本复活 BOSS，交易给他装备。不过现在 BOSS 掉落方式改了，可能不用交易了。", "question": "网游类似魔兽世界的服务器维护都是在干嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "『体育馆等你哦?』收到情书后兴冲冲跑去发现净是受骗者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvlofws6h7j60ci0eladm02"}
{"text": "「好久不见啊！『那个……请问您是？』「我是小明的朋友啊！『小明是谁？』「我朋友啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr30uaku0ij30ci0elwlw"}
{"text": "右肩不沉", "question": "我觉得不太顺利的时候。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4854963"}
{"text": "左下美颜开过头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBQQTXfZMuelLQxVvLcpyfpYV4hoYic7Nd0AiaNv49LdVUw4nNNee8kniaA"}
{"text": "真相只有一个！", "question": "那多的作品中，请选出一部现在就让我看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5935055"}
{"text": "端出一锅家乡菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE84GmzNOxqURicESCzOgM0v3vET6icER5Kiafia44icWSGhN29fam0xY724AA"}
{"text": "抱歉，我吃了冰淇淋。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1689425"}
{"text": "当然是送一盒「盘尼西林」。", "question": "送喜欢 Green Day 和 Oasis 等摇滚乐队的女孩什么生日礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "外国人关系好的朋友亲人一见面就亲亲，抱抱，贴面礼。中国给学生一般不习惯。经常有外国人很惋惜的问：「你们平时父母都不会每天抱抱亲亲你吗？」我说：「不。」他们问：「那中国父母用什么方式表达爱你们呢？」我：「给现金。」他们就跪了，之前优越感烟消云散，表示愿意交换活在中国。", "question": "外国人对中国有哪些会令中国人大吃一惊的刻板印象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "南村群童欺我老无力……", "question": "你觉得最绝望的古诗词是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你跟他说：我带的东西不知道被谁吃掉了，你看看你的还在吗", "question": "把同事带来的小吃都偷吃完了，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和摸过屁股的那个人意外重逢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7025456"}
{"text": "我不是杠，北京烤鸭店的乾隆白菜是个凉菜吧～", "question": "天津的烤鸭和北京有什么不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学校的校歌是不是反着唱啊？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3891989"}
{"text": "读懂", "question": "深夜便利店的那些事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2803082"}
{"text": "哎呀，你有什么意见吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3260512"}
{"text": "上学快迟到的时候妈妈帮你穿毛衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibXLp4rUBIstnVibjibpJD7dVtaWBXBqMuP3o8Qoa5szib32vtTHNAD1SMg"}
{"text": "请你死心吧，静香说再协助你逃跑我们就小命不保", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLq2Ojmib2NGV2PAquXKwakeQjaic8aIRtFRPP9OFvrb9YPMTibmYZibQjJw"}
{"text": "高考完烧书烧了我好几十年呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehf1g93ayyj20bx0aftai"}
{"text": "有时候，老婆会得意洋洋地说些讨厌的话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419751"}
{"text": "刚完成蜕皮的企鹅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "前方，有个被女生牵着手的我。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6771747"}
{"text": "biu", "question": "怎样取一个逼格高的射箭协会的名称？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请签收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8nfujbt69j20ga0g8gpk"}
{"text": "教练不在的足球队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3ibDuOAo8f9G0v3K5RPJibuGHxbv6o0mc2hHw5z4u18pumUP8urywFhcA"}
{"text": "那、这是什么啊？哦、告诉我吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5861476"}
{"text": "把你自己嘴巴管好。有的人是藏不住秘密的，可以做好朋友，不可以说秘密。", "question": "很要好的朋友到处跟别人说我的隐私，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1. 领导觉得甲方公司名字不够高大上，于是让我在合同上把名字给人家改了并打电话告知甲方。2. 领导喜欢反复观赏已经发出去的邮件，如果有觉得不妥的地方，就要修改后重发。当甲方收到第八封内容相同的邮件打电话来问我司到底出什么事了的时候，我还不能告诉他每封邮件不同的地方在于标点、空格、以及行距。3. 领导秃顶地中海，出去旅游了一次回来拍了好几百张照片让我给他用 PS「整理头发」。4. 非常不幸地坐在离领导办公室最近的位置，于是就被当秘书使唤了。在会议室开会手机调振动没看见领导的短信而被骂要扣工资。原因是领导从外面回单位的路上给我发了条「泡绿茶」的短信，而我当时在开会没看见。等从会议室出来，发现领导站在我桌前，用力把他的杯子放在面前问我：「你茶树种好了吗！」5. 领导下班没事做要「体察民情」「关怀公司员工」坐地铁回家。回到家比平时晚了一小时，因为领导家的地铁方向和大部分同事相反。我们在下班高峰期被要求陪领导坐地铁送领导回家。", "question": "在你的职业生涯中曾被人提过什么不靠谱的要求？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好好学习，天天向上。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4296860"}
{"text": "起雾了，北京籍队员有如神助", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdtZJQsaIicou4dzGxewkLaCEwUvl0X9knhcCtMIG1tNKnA4N9gXnxlyg"}
{"text": "这个人懒死了\n什么都没写。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkk6HNHajRjqcejr0Wra8KC6K2wf2ozbxTn1EvkYpiaojdTfJib3Qx0w8lA"}
{"text": "因为接触了死亡笔记，所以记忆复苏了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3231408"}
{"text": "全都达成了啊门怎么还不开", "question": null, "star": 426, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4tl6oraqnj6140193gtc02"}
{"text": "面还好说估计你放调料包的时候，会被大内侍卫一刀捅死。毕竟太像下毒了。 ", "question": "假如在古代你当御厨给皇帝泡一碗方便面会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "建议引进新的家人，这样狗狗咬起来才会有新鲜感。评论区@星尘 ：这样不够，还得把经常被咬的位置涂上沙拉蜂蜜之类的，时常给主人换换口味 @一二三四 ：建议引进新狗，竞争上岗", "question": "养的狗快把全家人咬遍了该怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出租车！去肯德基！", "question": null, "star": 331, "type": "I2T", "image": "3239020"}
{"text": "当你好不容易找到了厕所之后意识到哪里不对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbX1BuL1km062QrJIxBW2iclFfnnxMPwdh42DEXG59ribMQTa0YMNlPIzZw"}
{"text": "计算机学院说 JAVA 还是普通话？", "question": "中山大学校内说粤语还是普通话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有 5 个条件：1、他是高级官员，前途无限光明，可能在 5-10 年内就能够当上一把手。2、他与全国多地区的政客、富商有密切往来，能量极大。3、他在国内医学界稳执牛耳。4、他是全运会散打冠军。5、他性格温和，待人亲善，颜值还挺高。 以上 5 个条件，满足一个，女人缘就不会太差。前 4 个满足一个，基本都能实现「不缺女人」。前 2 个能满足一个，偷偷纳几房小妾，估计老婆也能忍。现在有个人，5 个条件全满足了，年龄才 20 出头。女人缘差，那真是有鬼了。您觉得撕葱女人缘如何？撕葱能满足以上条件中的几个？撕葱哪里比得了张无忌啊。", "question": "张无忌为什么那么有女人缘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家长！从天上掉下来一个1和圆周率！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794861"}
{"text": "因犯规被裁判举高高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVfWumgjUJZYFeRkqXbwlnicIaCSKRSpgHCQVdFumhVbsX6C2n218obOg"}
{"text": "北大出版社出版的《我要去清华》。", "question": "你看过最奇怪的书是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到了一出场就跪下谢罪试图耗过3分钟的怪兽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmxwhqm9jbj30ci0elgtm"}
{"text": "就这样，桃太郎被抢走了饭团，于是他向乌鸦和狐狸求助。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3773129"}
{"text": "当我用多年前的老电脑运行一款大型游戏时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nmxKFUghP6aTjibe5NGCF3qJjMPYUIjXkSnpY6ibBJia9HESqodo4Pm0OA"}
{"text": "蜡笔小新", "question": "我不希望它被拍成真人版。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2991476"}
{"text": "信长的粗心大意。", "question": "把手机铃声和游戏名字改得很难听，然后看看有什么感觉。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7300468"}
{"text": "为什么男厕所从不排队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9BuaR61vtvwqs0zru9agLcC2tl1nZGNEeat2t0gFcpuPILptf1TqEyw"}
{"text": "小孩眼中的青椒", "question": null, "star": 261, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsvdj5filkj611613c45702"}
{"text": "要抱抱一", "question": null, "star": 263, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2h4nmoxfj60y919ptds02"}
{"text": "欺负乌龟的兔子。", "question": null, "star": 103, "type": "I2T", "image": "6307671"}
{"text": "那得看和哪个明星比了。", "question": "长得比明星漂亮是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钢铁侠：我有钱，你们叫我爸爸就给你们发战衣(｡ì _ í｡)奇异博士：哦(￣ー￣)绯红女巫：哦(￣ー￣)雷神：哦(￣ー￣)浩克：哦(￣ー￣) （ 班纳：爸爸（小声））黑豹：哦？有钱？∠( ᐛ 」∠)美国队长：I can do this all day╭(°A°`)╮银河护卫队：We’re optimistic (◐‿◑)蜘蛛侠：爸爸！(´･Д･)」幻视：爷爷！(´･Д･)」【应评论区@一蓑烟雨 建议已修改】战争机器：爸。。。诶我好像不用叫也有衣服。。。\\(//∇//)\\", "question": "钢铁战衣这么厉害为什么不给复仇者们一人发一件呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有风险。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6773395"}
{"text": "上了二垒才发现不对", "question": null, "star": 442, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "我在沙滩旗帜上绑了猪脚，结果展现出了惊人的推进力！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7158162"}
{"text": "想起当年跟科里人玩杀人游戏了。「天黑请闭眼。口外医生出来拔牙，请确认牙位。好，请拔除。」「好，牙体医生要挽救他么？」「好的。」「天亮请睁眼，第一双尖牙，你被拔除了。有什么遗言没？你觉得你被哪个大夫拔了？」", "question": "医学领域有哪些经典笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咬的时候很疼。", "question": "和汤姆与杰瑞相似的话语", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6770925"}
{"text": "大年三十磕一圈头，时薪 2k。", "question": "你一天能赚多少钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说是透明的能看见里面的女人厕所，吓了一跳，但是实际上并不是想象中的那样。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093593"}
{"text": "人的平均寿命不到 3×10^9 秒。人类有记载的历史，只有 1.5×10^11 秒。地球到现在也只有 1.4×10^17 秒。宇宙的年龄大约是 4.2×10^17 秒。很多密码的穷举时间远大于这些数。是的，时间可以算是这个宇宙最稀缺的资源。", "question": "任何密码都可以用穷举推算出来，只是时间问题。如果是这样的话，那不是很不安全？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好意思，请问能告诉我谁先吃的吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6400936"}
{"text": "下一个对手是梅威瑟吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097585"}
{"text": "决定了，就是你了，皮卡丘！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7051042"}
{"text": "人类驾驶的时代结束了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6907371"}
{"text": "阳尾", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "即使荒芜，也要优先考虑利益，不是吗？", "question": "著名企业用七言五句诗来解释吧！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6536246"}
{"text": "老师：你上课发呆想什么？说出来我的脑子：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElSDrRQEOBFRdkP1urrl6K9affYJuGMR61FicHAm2cIqg33jzQI6RNFQA"}
{"text": "鲁迅姓周，家门前有两颗枣树，他又是个人，那么为什么不叫他周树人呢？", "question": "鲁迅姓周，文笔又那么流畅，那么为什么他不叫周笔畅呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "半夜突然要交公粮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXiaXV5zrhC15o4ZJ4QHZ5xDjKA2aJULepYZbanEldmBaiaP0Esiccd3PRg"}
{"text": "快跑！这家主人的蚊香是定位追踪型的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrNH1yCh0tl60ohrRax0L95EuMxCf7whv14iaOHxkMXYPC255zibUu9e5Q"}
{"text": "我们的工资卡也让老婆拿去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5kibS8P0vXnqmVzqOSHlghrzb6hrDhDk0WzUtLtuHNrRkNyjdiaBicw7PREqTqTKpjXBIWtvYy2nlw"}
{"text": "大英博物馆又添新宝贝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8SkdzYiah7xmtVvHDiaAuicKVsOoVGVnMgzN8NO9PcGLT1PyPL8BJlURcQ"}
{"text": "求求你带上我吧，我快迟到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPQsPREEvBKncXrDBUq5iao1WUj7uXpfTNURgPbmPDVpRL2lFWaYu6KsQ"}
{"text": "急忙把模特儿搬进门口。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4849256"}
{"text": "你别给我装蒜了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "425800"}
{"text": "您就是死者家属？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQiaiaa3rIFgHFEGemOu4Z81nwbvA7xnVzic5yqXlNT4XhrwaGgjXWPELbQ"}
{"text": "送？犯人的特征？那个……味道还不错啦.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gon36b6qdqj30ci0eln3y"}
{"text": "不行！不行啊！那样的话就只是更换荧光灯而已。你呢，完全没有萤火虫的感觉。再从头开始试试看。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "874754"}
{"text": "最后一集 无法洗净的心", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1344129"}
{"text": "疫苗的剂量弄错了。", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "7053972"}
{"text": "把马竖起来可以防御一次攻击。", "question": "请你教我一些连藤井聪太都不知道的围棋秘诀。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181840"}
{"text": "我最光辉的战绩之一 ，初三语文考，作文半命题题目：____ 初三。大家都写的「拼搏初三」、「热血初三」什么的，就我写的「大年初三」。", "question": "有哪些考试中的抖机灵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "解放区在那边。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500570"}
{"text": "客人要去哪里？……这不是出租车啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3310978"}
{"text": "鸠子不出来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7215859"}
{"text": "你好，天气君。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138123"}
{"text": "人满为患，无法再容纳更多人了。", "question": "用四个字打动我的同情心。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365219"}
{"text": "我的广场舞舞伴是退役的花滑运动员", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "早上去买火柴，否则没得用了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667277"}
{"text": "海飞丝的山寨版海带丝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjxTw6f5yAtjruO67uZwPzrdbF8dg7N8jq5icicpUVPnUHQalp3ibicOgF3Q"}
{"text": "稍等，我看看维基百科上的规则是怎么说的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlkIvoaEUmr66e5gF3ZsICGibKH7oZ9UsNkyVcLxv2icrtGU1uE084Qg4kQ"}
{"text": "医生在帮忙测试刚换上的人工丁丁触觉是否正常", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcssW1U9zSTClG5Jw7mvNuy4MQC69Q8n6MOoLFKMTpEujkhw031dzvfQ"}
{"text": "沃尔沃", "question": "请表现出高级的打喷嚏声。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3124012"}
{"text": "为了得到第八个提示，他给了我一把钥匙。", "question": "收集七个龙珠后，神龙会做什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5462956"}
{"text": "相信我这智商组织不会放心把机密交给我。", "question": "假设你参加抗日组织被日军活捉，面对敌人的酷刑，你能挺住不出卖组织和战友吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把祝英台还给我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpz1IllXuGDWE4vO4wy1arb0K4DhAUL0OpH6SoubrW56lV6HPmNXibpa3A"}
{"text": "这是高须诊所吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6920154"}
{"text": "妈妈，爸爸的手表怎么了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1395851"}
{"text": "点哑穴！", "question": "金庸小说中最令人无语的武功是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎样赚钱的知识。", "question": "以后想拍电影有什么知识要准备的吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么用中文问这个问题？不是应该用英语吗？", "question": "如何评价《中餐厅》杨紫英语差？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "切忌把水往浓硫酸里倒，带的下一届学弟听成了切记。", "question": "有没有一种语言里有一对发音相近的反义词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这家店物超所值。", "question": "著名企业用七言五句诗来解释吧！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6536246"}
{"text": "小时候我总觉得过两年我就能和大我两岁的哥哥一样大了。", "question": "按照 iPhone 现在每年处理器速度都翻一倍的节奏，是不是很快性能就能赶上甚至超过台式电脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给她放气叠起来。。", "question": "我老婆睡觉老是睁开眼，是怎么回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我家猫看了，拍着我肩膀和我说这男的得死刑。", "question": "入室后不偷任何东西，只把猫剃秃了犯法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姐姐在室内睡觉打呼噜太吵了。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7276390"}
{"text": "电视视角：听到开门声时冲过来关电视的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBb50BRia3gf4gwCTarMcaeG1vM8SViangiatHmQeV7u2fCpS4OOAn5f0ww"}
{"text": "出去！我还没变完！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAmHfGdVqQ77pUKfmxDut1pUlzMKlgfkTg06t6SNtsXrkrfwbLvwwAZw"}
{"text": "一毫米汉堡！面包和牛肉饼都只有一毫米厚哦！顺便再来一杯一毫升的迷你组合吧！", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "据说坚持喝白开水可习得隐身术。", "question": "喝牛奶会使皮肤变白吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "旺旺巧克力...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3375659"}
{"text": "拍蚊子的时候，蚊子进化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaItfsUSnmKw3DKGL3OP6HgPZdtNJ30ESWT6tgLJ58V2nseFk6wAAxzwg"}
{"text": "你盯着哪里看呢！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3360122"}
{"text": "失手就是无氧运动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciaSnO0LkyrQoZNl70IsDOaMJZYyoSrib4F7bNh1YpcFgiasxbP5mvOxe3A"}
{"text": "好像没有内容。", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "柯南君，不干掉你的话案子永远没完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2i91xn5kjj30ci0elq5k"}
{"text": "触摸你身体的每一寸肌肤与心的距离，总是相等 读完这首诗我觉得作者爱上了一个球", "question": "有什么笑话可以笑一辈子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快点！你这只猫还睡着呢，已经过了很长时间了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3365404"}
{"text": "说了叫你带橡皮过来，这是什么啊！？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5589368"}
{"text": "在积分翻倍的日子里，我忘记带积分卡了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6296243"}
{"text": "有些棘手的蛀牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4QITNXU7aroLdMYcrERTBzUicKSC8S6EBD7aKu7pPDUJfps6CUNJKib15w"}
{"text": "两人三足比赛就不要突然拍照啦！", "question": null, "star": 233, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "海洛因发现摄像头对看自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icVAiblVnVl0Eur5fwcLOAkH1gh5ibTGXQAGK3JWicYTNiaOrVdvXzJMMHgQ"}
{"text": "这个班军训的教官是个顺拐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20Tl2FRmG8v79NcYEbPII4sWMlzSBlB9BCQmEaHxYzlib8dobv4mBfhiag"}
{"text": "去洗衣店取背心和短裤结果发现没干透", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtVZ3h7jiccguwGSX41ZwmvWKDy7jBHDrT60gwR5JAZRiaHQLIC9NmR3iaw"}
{"text": "他们直到早上都没发现，住户就像什么都没发生一样去上班了，我不知道该怎么办，反而愣住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1388135"}
{"text": "绿色温和", "question": "那多的作品中，请选出一部现在就让我看。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5935055"}
{"text": "这是我与你的爱情记录书。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6955641"}
{"text": "计划去玩的时候，不知从哪里冒出来的人事课开始禁止我休假。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4998797"}
{"text": "再抛一次吧这回肯定能接住你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go3ja52bvaj30ci0el7d7"}
{"text": "通宵撸串的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyImnia3svX7l5va17sYtzgFujPDRbWJQcTOLHGxQSAThqc2F3J9cF3TA"}
{"text": "阿嚏！", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3xh15qcy6j614016ik0z02"}
{"text": "香蕉歌", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7084903"}
{"text": "这首歌的歌词是：你好，我叫一郎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1609384"}
{"text": "再坚持集训一个月，就可以派你们去竞争对手开的自助餐厅了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8byVkVDRnR5VAuyLlFqjfDP68ibibxcQtleRo6ALmYFfQusIiak0ysjsVHA"}
{"text": "迄今为止唯一一次没通过的面试，理由至今觉得匪夷所思。在与 HR 及用人部门领导长达四十分钟的沟通面谈后，倒霉 HR 搓了搓双手很犹疑地拿起了我的简历，说——「你的面试表现很好，真的很好……可是就是因为你面试表现太完美了，反而让我产生了疑虑，很大的疑虑……啧啧……」啧啧你妹啊啧啧……", "question": "面试遇到过怎样的奇葩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你邻居的四种形态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEm4pztMX87pI8ROEQAU8Nqs78Ycoc5g2p2d71sIQUZ6YmYp8LhhibiaHA"}
{"text": "张爱玲是重点复习对象。萧红考的可能性不大。三毛未被写入教材。", "question": "张爱玲、三毛与萧红如何比较？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我为什么会喜欢上这样的人呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSr82iczjdjP44ibIFOJvDvuiahAHr3wcCo9z5cRSAlAOd832btmw990w4Q"}
{"text": "空气", "question": "能读不能写的字是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6478523"}
{"text": "决赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc9timusfej30ci0elwfn"}
{"text": "人生游戏的棋子（真人版）", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "1234088"}
{"text": "怎么每次有案子你都在现场呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fyzauxro3wj20ne0qogox"}
{"text": "当你跟朋友说出烦恼后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzefugtfpkj30ci0el0wt"}
{"text": "这世上哪有这么多合适的事。猫有吃有喝没人虐待能多活几年，代价是没事被人摸一摸占占便宜，不能出门没自由，还要绝育。人为了治愈自己摸猫手感棒，代价是花钱花心思没事被挠两下打打疫苗，累了一天挣猫粮回家发现锅碗瓢盆都被砸了还得撅着屁股收拾。都不容易。大家凑合凑合搭伙过日子罢了。", "question": "猫喜欢被人养吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "矶野家老了。", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "听说修水坝后，坚持到最后都不搬走的传奇家族", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsz85kwhrrj30ci0eljvt"}
{"text": "避开子弹，展示玉石。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6000176"}
{"text": "刚才我说了什么红牌之类严厉的话，对不起。我给你改成黄牌，让我们继续比赛吧。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5617057"}
{"text": "稍微男人一点~", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357541"}
{"text": "哥斯拉眼里的基多拉。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "变脸大战越来越激烈了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085194"}
{"text": "这是能治疗过度呼吸的供氧设备吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6747430"}
{"text": "花农打赌：种花失败就变成狗~", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "即使是两米，也伴随着危险，已经被证实。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312653"}
{"text": "虽然瞄准后举起了双手但由于表情太欠扁最后还是开枪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxnsh3mf7aj30ci0eltc0"}
{"text": "像游戏中心一样的鞋店。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "哈哈，这是在说“你知道1Q84吗？”", "question": "常见的020刑警会做的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4380762"}
{"text": "肚脐眼没盖着，也不穿背心儿，他不生病谁生病。", "question": "《海贼王》白胡子明明是老一辈里年纪最小的，为什么他的身体状况最差？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我都说了我家没电视！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7tc1nvbvcj30ci0elq7p"}
{"text": "我是滚", "question": null, "star": 679, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "疲惫的上班族", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "整理儿子房间的时候不小心按到了儿子的变身器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaKGmp6Szib1LlLRAVJoSur3NACfqe2gc3DdyrEIPsicu9xdSQwwcyDolw"}
{"text": "便宜打比赛", "question": "绝对不能添加到足球的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6504458"}
{"text": "是你吃的我的布丁吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2782384"}
{"text": "只有爱和勇气是我们的朋友！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7278413"}
{"text": "回顾今天的自己，感到十分尴尬。", "question": "睡觉前的仪式。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3941128"}
{"text": "你们慢慢吵，拜拜了您嘞", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "鹏化食品。", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "机甲战士穿上了礼服。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4793726"}
{"text": "我 120 斤的时候，我爸我奶奶都说胖点好，脸大有福气。上个暑假瘦到 100 斤，那天我坐在沙发上玩手机，我爸突然来了句，「我丫头这个头发剪的蛮漂亮。」鬼知道我 120 斤就是这个头发了。", "question": "男人在乎女人胖吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "完全没有一点兴奋的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179062"}
{"text": "轻吻一下可以把老婆变回来但是好舍不得猫猫啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNMYZtFurnxib4N7veklusObHLW2cd0b8jm2vg2jO5ZbDBqC0EViarnHfw"}
{"text": "这下特价鸡蛋能买4盒了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdgg6vdpogj30ci0el77h"}
{"text": "毛泽东", "question": "如果有干劲开关，就不用去讨厌的地方了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386785"}
{"text": "今天大家给了我一张彩色纸，我要转学了。", "question": null, "star": 2069, "type": "I2T", "image": "1325693"}
{"text": "但没被邻居丈夫发现藏身处", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHMcUiasERppBylykic7pP9zVpeSlJI552dbIK7jP4YnXgVLIGUP2x1Tibg"}
{"text": "确认一下星星。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 350, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "日版《白夜行》里给了另一个答案：之所以会喜欢上第二个，就是因为第一个给了你安定的感觉。", "question": "已经有女朋友了，但又遇到更喜欢的对象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "希望全家人都来参加我们的家长会。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "6949487"}
{"text": "「他刚才把裁判叫成了爸比」「哈哈哈哈哈哈」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec0l22qug1j20bj0crjsy"}
{"text": "这是在问：你的嘴巴呢？它不见了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6132568"}
{"text": "恭喜微商王总喜提歼星舰。他热情大方，青春洋溢，买部歼星舰就是为了让微商团队的家人们都有位置坐。", "question": "2100 年世界会是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有这俩家伙每次路过都悼念几句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haqkf89s39j30ci0elwhb"}
{"text": "探戈就是趟啊趟着走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKGIWFDw3oXpsnZpELIwXNgCiaibvu9ibntHbQIIuMIhtnyqkDAmsoia1dgg"}
{"text": "……和五个小朋友一起并排走，迎面走来我妈，她们：“阿姨好”，“阿姨好”，“阿姨好”，“阿姨好”……我：“阿姨好！”…………我妈当时那个脸色……", "question": "你经历过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "然后把头缩进去，进了车里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5445594"}
{"text": "7号和8号接吻", "question": null, "star": 303, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqupnewcg9j611o1bn7ce02"}
{"text": "帮儿子抽掉脑子里的水", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "你没注意到吗？这个岛本身就是我的‘家具’", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097051"}
{"text": "早就把那个钱包偷走了的人", "question": null, "star": 296, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0jwmc39wcj60pm0wr0v602"}
{"text": "后面是福建人，广东人点的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibdUDGesagxGghFY8L4fRqIcLjwjwIejFohuqe0uR1PWThlZfDE2sS3A"}
{"text": "『机器人一淘宝有售让充气娃娃都动起来吧把机器人装进娃娃里’", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1eu5xuqws1ng30v916l138"}
{"text": "感谢养育之恩！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8poyeqa6lj20fb0edgnf"}
{"text": "乡下的前面排列着。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7226257"}
{"text": "在我心中，还是那个孩子的感觉最好?", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381250"}
{"text": "成为植物人后女儿每天都会给爸爸浇水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWxFEOsnVsfib0dqbZBNvftSuSecgH1nfem50niabWgBbXSQViaxibSxbH7Q"}
{"text": "你好，我又来进货了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3bchMCz7IB4C7ibCTTQnEA6SVg6YHbf30GicfX7fHU54ZIE5uRs5FDLMA"}
{"text": "客人，等等，客人，您是不是还有没结账的东西呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJ25f5yZHMOEIed8jI8hIYgw3zVW7IQ1DZo45FSK0aKQuaDbpqGicsQEA"}
{"text": "不争气的玩意，老子箭都用你身上，居然还是个单身狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nBVjicDwbN8jd1s4rBUnNT6dXDRKjibZOjXTiaaa8iacNqz6dxHxJtOpT4Q"}
{"text": "无论兄贵讲什么笑话，我都会给个三星的评价。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2991954"}
{"text": "尿床前最后一个梦境", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEib7FibAQTV2pjqKeKmcQg6LibibNAONFZFIfXSibZsT02tu3j8IweW6JXYUQ"}
{"text": "这句话的中文意思是嗓音在喉咙中回荡。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6230980"}
{"text": "在树海里迷路了，有一个拿着奇怪咖啡杯的老头出来，说你也是因为迷路才过来的吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5393204"}
{"text": "我今天起床了。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "踩碎了朋友正在找的隐形眼镜。", "question": null, "star": 104, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "超级玛丽的感动回忆", "question": "任天堂迷失方向了？马里奥新作品的标题是什么！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4573699"}
{"text": "「我爷爷活到了 93 岁。」", "question": "当人们说「不支持不反对也不歧视同性恋」时，在说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把你的*子和嫩*发了才能睡”的当事人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqPvFxx7Vfd8nrLDEtKLGAz8MbMe7Lib2m6ibtooeFErhvtHkhwa0bXia7A"}
{"text": "卧槽情怀接地气，神马浮云很给力。十动然拒又撕逼，也是醉了你麻痹。哈哈哈哈 2 3 3 ，看脸拉黑果取关。元芳你丫怎么看，碉堡神烦瀑布汗。直男癌干绿茶婊，矮油不错这个屌。美分五毛细软跑，快递开门查水表。累觉不爱小鲜肉，男神女神呵呵后。沙发板凳打酱油，土豪我们做朋友。菜鸟给跪战五渣，感觉自己萌萌哒。逗比备胎么么哒，啪啪啪后来一发。嘴说不要体诚实，婊砸又名小碧池。火钳刘明涨姿势，尼玛这是人干事？邪魅一笑小妖精，补药碧莲好桑心。贱人就是很矫情，你们图样图年轻。长发及腰也滚粗，蛋疼菊紧得hold住。谢邀反对没帮助，屌丝逆袭高帅富。吊打蜗壳爆出翔，也是蛮拼正能量。学挖掘机哪家强，中国山东找蓝翔。", "question": "什么流行词已经被过度使用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马马虎虎", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "闻到屁味的朋友和若无其事的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotoqUTsQZ67kajlorosrkAcKyhhKUgzVlSCgu3xs5kBNP7BuUaDF42dQ"}
{"text": "试试新装的500m宽带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4nCJ0icvNojkaMqcBh4nPSd16fxia38ur3hnmjL0XtdYPWbPXPRxyxJhQ"}
{"text": "刚刚头发中了一箭，我失陪一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCvF8AYbuswoZic1ibuP8M5VEZs0X8KicGsGcqXqlTyzJ11Ibmyrpp1bYCw"}
{"text": "把全世界的一部分人脑子里的水都抽出来。从此世界和平，一片大好。", "question": "如果全地球的「水 」都由你掌控 6 个小时 ，会发生什么事？ 你想做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恐慌", "question": "把那部超级名作的名字改一个字，让它变得好笑一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7159395"}
{"text": "我记起了前世是红尾蜥蜴的时候的回忆。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "173284"}
{"text": "来到灵异景点就感觉不太对劲。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2769776"}
{"text": "千方别碰蓝色按钮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TAqKZoA8lXxWrwFQtV1v9FXRAIibUt464iaLHn6gmDKTCR6dLiaekxVroGWfwjiaYGicNMWDiaK5w3ktmA"}
{"text": "但凡主人摆鸿门宴都是以摔杯掷盏为号，五百刀斧手一涌而出把人剁了，而沙和尚被逐出天界的罪名是在蟠桃宴上失手打破琉璃盏，这样看来……", "question": "《西游记》中有哪些细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "YouTube强制连续播放的广告。", "question": "请问您讨厌哪个广告？", "star": 246, "type": "T2T", "image": "5468489"}
{"text": "五折啊...虽然尺码有点大，还是买了吧！", "question": null, "star": 594, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpkrc1gx64j60zt1bqgup02"}
{"text": "按下脚踏板上的杠杆就可以启动空气输送系统，从而使萨克斯管发出声音的结构。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3187018"}
{"text": "肉疼", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1434924"}
{"text": "你这样我还怎么做饭呀～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvZI6XW23kN43esGCkz5aOx4WSnTDAsFVN3wzkQan46UjE2XibOYSJXFQ"}
{"text": "嗒嗒嗒……哗啦一下！你已经兴奋起来了啊啊啊！", "question": "给严肃的台词加个aa就毁了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3790829"}
{"text": "请问您是哪位？我是NHK。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4595146"}
{"text": "因为擅长模仿字迹，高中时代不知道替同年级同学们了造假了多少请假条，当时可是校园里的香馍馍，没人敢惹。直到有一天班主任站在我身后目睹了整个过程…某个星期一的上午我站在旗台上的风姿现在想起来还是挺威风的。", "question": "你见过哪些逆天的造假手段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫被欺负了所以心情变得很奇怪。", "question": "在寂寞的时候弹钢琴会发生什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5668215"}
{"text": "嘿！欢迎光临！", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "插队的时候扭头看到了……", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "请问奶妈是在划水吗？", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "加油！（举起一只手）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7150277"}
{"text": "对不起主人耳朵还是冷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TIsibIJbzXKI7XpxhVaCtesOickmjic32vdLJHgIzak57tkjWt0xfcTINr4GLxplqUmYW5YyE525afg"}
{"text": "内马尔的拆台表演开始了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6481878"}
{"text": "个性和自由地表现出来。", "question": "请问你刚刚说了什么我不太明白的事情？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7154884"}
{"text": "忍空真人版", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4154610"}
{"text": "推也推不开，拉也拉不动，啊，原来是一扇滑动门。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6441823"}
{"text": "很多人不知道猫猫晚上通宵工作，白天才有空睡会儿还以为它们很闲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfvl7dq367j30ci0eljvj"}
{"text": "哈哈！果然厉害，导弹命中了！'防护罩被击中了！'.", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3487762"}
{"text": "如果我说这个工作场所很温馨，其实是个地狱。", "question": "我感到无知是可怕的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6849580"}
{"text": "切个面包也要我扶菜板是吗", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "主人买回的猫粮上贴着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4ygsjbbb5j30ci0eljsn"}
{"text": "从一个人那里说了730次。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "只吃醋豚的菠萝，剩下的不吃。", "question": "如何让中华料理店的招牌女郎说'这是我第一次尝试'？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6118103"}
{"text": "明天又要转学了。", "question": "要是这样的转学生就别来了。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3660974"}
{"text": "看起来不错那幅画", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3123960"}
{"text": "哎呀，那边的你有溺水的迹象呢。我来帮你看看……要钱吗？不用啦，不过能请你帮我拉一把吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514778"}
{"text": "有人吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2923376"}
{"text": "大家都在跳来跳去，什么都干。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6724800"}
{"text": "你是不是在朋友圈发照片了？", "question": "打情骂俏谈笑风生的姑娘莫名其妙消无声息把我删了我该如何释然？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "聚餐。说的就是你理解的那个聚餐。我几乎每次去那种家常菜饭馆（郭林、大鸭梨这个档次，或者更便宜的），都能听见邻桌有一群大爷在兴奋的跑团，有扮演政界要人的，有扮演商业精英的，有扮演军事专家的，还有扮演帮派大哥的。剧本特奇幻，从中央密令到台海局势再到金融投资，什么情节都有。玩法简单，不用骰子不用纸笔，也不需要DM，唯一的道具就是两箱燕京一桌毛豆花生米。干了这杯酒，四个亿的项目明天启动。", "question": "中国有没有本地创造的桌上角色扮演游戏（TRPG）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么仪式就到此结束啦，大家笑一个吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5349729"}
{"text": "只提前了一秒签到成功的你", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3jrxe5zj20g60fb75k"}
{"text": "真人版《机动战士高达》选拔赛", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797533"}
{"text": "网上有个梗：我以前是非常不支持就地过年，但就在昨天发生了一件事，彻底改变了我之前的看法，让我觉得从前的自己那么自私，只考虑自己，没有考虑国家、集体。我很愧疚，我现在非常支持就地过年。那件事就是，我到家了。", "question": "为什么好多人不支持就地过年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以嫁..·", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq7p432j20g50ecdlz"}
{"text": "叮咚！亚马逊的快件到了;请签收一下。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm14u1i0bj20g10fg7bp"}
{"text": "就是他！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu4u7h9r6xj20c80c8js8"}
{"text": "手机屏幕上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhdvkkbwqtj30ci0el78f"}
{"text": "能听见吗？我在直接对你的大脑说话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gg9apgdypnj212i12iqac"}
{"text": "这道题是什么？", "question": "请忘记我。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5091337"}
{"text": "我想知道你的名字。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6074691"}
{"text": "头发理好了，还满意吗", "question": null, "star": 194, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "骑车时燕子撞进鼻孔里痛的流下了眼泪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpUa5FxQc4diaOdL66mdlLlrmpHJlpRYicdhBxsqjbtTicXK5SKcTZyzqgA"}
{"text": "欢迎光临，是1位客人吗？这边请。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5940639"}
{"text": "要是没有错别字的话...明明就已经笑场了...竟然还想要堂堂正正的进入殿堂......", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "当初的笑话讲太冷害她石化到今天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoMc6gYQbrjxz7lU2zdsHJKFPU4KUbX1QbT2uBD6ibfqMBMZvqkn73CcQ"}
{"text": "泪之踢：为了带着被踩过的心情，比任何人都更爱自己而活下去，再来一次泪之踢。", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 35, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "钱包diy材料包寄到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gg5o0pi42aj210n10nqcb"}
{"text": "你看，书里写着，不能让狗狗骑单车载人。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTDwFW16oF7vC5tklbq1ZPHrwqiafult4FXicLasDKLEmrVclFEaNzE8DQ"}
{"text": "特别想解释清楚自己其实只是路过。", "question": "小时候被狗撵是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候每年老师让我们在暑假前制定的“学习计划”。", "question": "你见过哪些精致的废物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鼻子出血了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7Oib7cpfMleCMktvCwtQG65nicZxr43JfBGicsbjLefxPdRBnT8QfphubQ"}
{"text": "自卫队的新武器", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379003"}
{"text": "仔细一看，额头上也有眼睛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7102275"}
{"text": "嗯……怎么没有找到呢？ ", "question": "你最后找到能和你共情的朋友了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有情感经历但是给朋友出谋划策怎么攻略女神的我", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "直接说：“我喜欢狐狸精、兔子精、老虎精、等等精”，简单易懂。", "question": "如何告诉父母自己是 furry？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找不着嘴", "question": null, "star": 190, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqp6fztodnj60yt1afgtc02"}
{"text": "狗:不买别摸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "我前妻，当我得知她出轨时，问她原因。她说和我在一起这么久我从来都没有骂过她，我们从来没有吵过架，不像夫妻。", "question": "你听过最离谱的出轨原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捡到块夜光表", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMes2r65Xq3lic01nPefGhOV5nDHGp96ur7AqoVjE7WJW5uCsQqSKKOOjQ"}
{"text": "「谈呀，我今天没怎么化妆啦」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPZjJLRicTnRjrmqgKdtZn6iahQ1sEjywsbs8pRHsUpdNo4LjJHaGVvjBg"}
{"text": "哥斯拉碎片", "question": null, "star": 347, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guve1d0u2dj612z1cxn6u02"}
{"text": "在美术馆窗口那儿愣了一会儿就被1000万拍下来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7QjJVVWJp0FuynIusDyJEfy1oUmWOmCmf1Ricp6V9icpj77MER64BsqZA"}
{"text": "给我点，也给我一些吧。", "question": "请问有什么可以让我得到星星的建议吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2407679"}
{"text": "一般说来是在大牛成为大牛之后，他的小时候就才充满了诸多大牛的苗头的。", "question": "一般大牛是不是小的时候就显示出大牛的苗头了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记录一下 我整理的一些衍生出来的废话梗1.但凡有一点意义，也不至于一点意义没有2.窗前明月光，疑是明月光3.但凡你这句话沾点边，也不至于一点边不沾4.刨去内涵不谈，你这句话还是蛮有内涵的5.中国有句老话叫做：有句老话说得好6.我在绷不住的时候是绷不住的7.上次看到这句话的时候还是上次8.听君一席话，如听一席话9.三句话让男人听了我说三句话10.这女的长的不差的话，应该挺好看的11.卑鄙是卑鄙者的前两个字，高尚是高尚者的前两个字12.股票规律找到了，不是涨就是跌13.我曾在极度愤怒的情况下非常生气14.埃及的面积竟然比俄罗斯、中国和美国的面积总和还要小15.这个点还没睡的一定都还没睡吧16.能说出这种话的人一定能说出这种话17.周瑜打黄盖，打的是周瑜，挨打的是黄盖18.雪崩的时候，没有一片雪花是不崩的19.两百万元放在我们县城，那可是足足能买到价值两百万的房子呢20.太喜欢她了 ，尤其是眼睛长在鼻子上面 ，嘴巴长在鼻子下面 ，鼻子长在脸中间 ，太性感了21.震惊，反人类的设计竟然都是人类设计的22.说一句没有十年脑溢血说不出来的话：我有十年脑溢血！23.我前脚刚走，后脚就跟上了", "question": "如何看待最近比较流行的废话梗？反映了怎样的社会心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "工作过度，从喝提神饮料的场景开始每一集。", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "你应聘本公司的理由是什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mBjEAO2spiacGT7mNjW6YyQYC8R5KfaQmqN8UD8icRlUgTqgXcQo0Gic1Q"}
{"text": "谢谢秀树！", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "但是已经晚了，明年加油！", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "在跑了20公里后，我发现忘记穿外套了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861819"}
{"text": "校长掉进了我挖的陷阱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hinqfs58oxj30ci0elwif"}
{"text": "今天索尼的那个降噪耳机的贝多芬营销，大家说，索尼让贝多芬这个聋子戴耳机，就特么离谱，其实，这广告立意没问题，只是索尼没有把话说清楚。大法的意思其实是：有降噪耳机，我（贝多芬）就无需跟大家装耳聋了；就直接戴着耳机，说——我听不到你说什么！因为，贝多芬在很长一段时间里，其实都在隐瞒自己耳疾。在那个著名的、写于 1802 年的「海利根斯塔特遗书」里，贝多芬除了表达「我不能自杀！艺术需要我」之外，其实还透露了自己深受耳疾困扰但又不敢公之于众的事。照他自己的说法，1802 年那会，他已经耳朵有毛病六年了，也就是 26 岁开始听力有问题，过去两年他都不敢参加大型活动。但当时他已经写出了《悲怆》、《月光》，是一个正在奠定自己低位的作曲家了，所以他害怕啊，害怕别人知道他耳朵有毛病啊。所以，这个时候，如果有索尼降噪耳机，多好，他就可以天天都戴着索尼出门，碰到谁说话都不理——因为这耳机降噪功能太好，把外面声音都隔断了，我听不见！反正他就是脾气很不好的一个人，见到贵族也骂（其实他谁都骂……），每天出门戴个降噪大耳，这也不奇怪不是！可惜这个梗，绕弯太长了，大家没反应过来，哎。贝多芬真的会很开心的！", "question": "如何看待索尼用贝多芬的形象给自己的耳机做代言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金正恩展", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwiibvh6mj20yi114ayi"}
{"text": "大本营发表", "question": "我讨厌这样的节目。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3025535"}
{"text": "如果是在上大学以前 你就告老师？破百了？？我的妈耶好刺激哦！！", "question": "如何激怒一位化妆的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次坐飞机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZaz6bj6YQaCpacRW7JE2tDAibE5j19Pzfuasx0VPOzmRCiaOfp36anWBIg"}
{"text": "中国武侠片主角父母不是更惨吗？", "question": "为什么美国灾难片主角们很多是离异家庭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里边儿没有我父母", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3tfga52ajj20yi12zwnv"}
{"text": "从早安到中午，如果可以的话，请用心感受生活。", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "5665345"}
{"text": "某学弟的经历。导师：你为什么选择东北大学？学弟：因为第一年考的西南大学没考上，想着换个方向应该能考上了。导师狂笑。学弟最终如愿考上。", "question": "考研复试中，有哪些令人窒息的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友你好，我学习中文了一个年，我爱使用知乎每天，我是学中文语法现在，我想中文语法是简单", "question": "为什么很多外国人认为中文语法非常简单？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有。", "question": "当今这个社会如此以瘦为美，胖点就没有一点好处吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "选个提莫，召唤师 ID 用「我是你的眼」，进游戏后蹲在下路草丛别动。英雄联盟 2017 全球总决赛落地中国，将先后走过武汉、广州、上海，最终总决赛落地北京鸟巢，这可不是在瞎扯~获取最新最全的官方动态，紧跟官方脚步，请戳官网", "question": "广告 · 如何优雅地玩《英雄联盟》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想浇水。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7056528"}
{"text": "我有一朋友学的是殡葬管理专业。", "question": "如果你的辅导员掉水里了，你所学的专业能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一辆房车停海淀能算学区房车吗？", "question": "北上广深房价那么高，没有人考虑买一台大房车替代房子吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我做了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6416103"}
{"text": "臭味相投的战士们，来日本集合！", "question": "这是什么的简称吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964885"}
{"text": "从小坂这位已经成为大魔王的人那里得到建议。", "question": "如何才能成为大魔王？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2740205"}
{"text": "你说什么呀？", "question": "请问如果误入了女浴池应该怎么办？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855021"}
{"text": "iOS的应用要多少有多少WP的应用要多少有多少", "question": "WP 8 应用与 iOS 应用的差距在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高宫望", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "我来开，你随后关！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9g6x1tvc4j20fr0f9jtl"}
{"text": "这里有邮局，所以左转沿着这条路走。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6894832"}
{"text": "我下面的小兄弟已经按耐不住啦！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "妈妈说，果然不能养啊...", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "3206865"}
{"text": "小时候坐在副驾驶，总是看到父亲时不时地朝我望一眼，当时心里暖的不行。后来自己学了车才知道，他在看后视镜。", "question": "你在无意间知道了哪些令人目瞪口呆的秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走，内卷去。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "脂溶性红色染料——私处嫩红素，朋友圈热卖。化学表皮剥脱剂——焕肤神器，朋友圈热卖。超声雾化器——给肌肤喝水，朋友圈热卖。表面活性剂——溶脂针，朋友圈热卖。聚丙烯酰胺——韩国进口玻尿酸，朋友圈热卖。", "question": "哪些事件让你觉得「大多数普通人是愚蠢的」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去美国交换学摄影，面签。签证官中、英语轮换乱七八糟问了一堆基本信息。开始问我用什么相机，什么镜头。然后最后一句把我问蒙了：「在北京这样的天气状况下，应该如何设置你的相机？」= = |||", "question": "你申请签证的时候遇到过哪些有趣的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是乔布斯的命，却有一身乔布斯的病。", "question": "IT 男身上哪些地方招女孩子讨厌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈，骗你的，菩萨也救不了你，下地狱去吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFoDCRvDMMhZdg6UdPpU77F4FTlBD5FJsngkjwNxcQ1UDSQRQN479brQ"}
{"text": "快赢的时候防正对手喊出绝招名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWDQQxOazp1ubSAGvafiaVm7koqfgUHDIsXBQTp9VAIqJIrMdK7gYBSRg"}
{"text": "你以为你走得掉？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl2idl89yjj30ci0el42o"}
{"text": "看来只能用卷纸芯擦了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef7a5g2ur9j20ao08ogmb"}
{"text": "这里舒服吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5705479"}
{"text": "当食物出现竞争，一些猫会用斗舞来解决争端", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoGZ3z2jKHhhcEc5MSGaNF1ibQKdMyTT0ia7BWBWCjFKXvXJ24FEnAzBHQ"}
{"text": "店员：先给您上壶水充充饥吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVtttxESuCPqTwCQnBZCjbSKicxjLmX9yck12teo4yaibvR1UOYk7ibWN2Q"}
{"text": "别紧张，大家都是第一次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8103Gb2HpibXorp7FXSBz4ic9jv9kvQia8CQ3iaMjcEiaMNnQic6ETG5awYqg"}
{"text": "前面有正在摔倒的jk", "question": null, "star": 77, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "丢弃的煮鸡蛋。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5753197"}
{"text": "不要给这种封建人士传宗接代了，让他淘汰掉！( •̀∀•́ )", "question": "男友表达出一定要生儿子的观念，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我爹被纪委抓的那个晚上。」", "question": "你什么时候发觉父母比自己想象得有钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你千辛万苦来到一个自以为本应是荒无人烟的地方，那里已经留下众多前人走过的足迹和拉过的屎。", "question": "你在学术上最大的发现是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "文件没保存……", "question": "你什么时候感觉到过你的心是凉的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说'是的，奶酪'然后就全力冲刺吧！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381396"}
{"text": "医闹祖师曹孟德？", "question": "三国还有哪些诸如「长坂坡剑圣夏侯恩」、「乌巢酒神淳于琼」之类的外号？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「一半小时了首胜都没刷出来，你咋不去死？」「爆弹药架了？咋别人的弹药架不爆？」「老子花钱给你冲金币买的车，你玩成这样，对得起你爹我风里来雨里去么？」「马上给我滚回去接着刷，再输一局试试？今天晚上还想不想吃饭了？」", "question": "孩子玩游戏的时候注意力非常专注，学习的时候却常常分心，家长应该怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跳水池太浅了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px17MCum65VyASeHIBJj8cF2ke2KfP5gvXBlW5kFyWbsrekMjF7Gym64A"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪最新作品的御三家集结了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5784842"}
{"text": "剃刀地狱", "question": "给国家名字改个有趣的名字。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3625612"}
{"text": "把所有的宝贝都留下。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5461682"}
{"text": "烤鸡 vs 炸鸡", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3361279"}
{"text": "明天也要加油啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6049700"}
{"text": "没兴趣的人眼中的韩国团体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibA52eqc9urIBkmiba2uWrJRJLWicSD2bZ8Xos6CWdAjsVLDw5yiaNWo3hA"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪新御三家", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3678117"}
{"text": "书中自有喵如玉", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "那间...是厕所吧？", "question": null, "star": 167, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpwa1psarfj612d1beahx02"}
{"text": "严格检查臭味。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6893465"}
{"text": "罪犯已抓获", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcP8BFhnUXo8T2wLENX9NeyxZTqXlK5BGRvU7WrTV7qRmxsj6PTN76qA"}
{"text": "那么，虽然不知道是否有这个需求，但我还是想试试吹一下麦克风。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2847155"}
{"text": "拿着棍子来约架，发现对方比自己高两头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LkoTWIAUziblQgqXIsrZt0iaVwYEB9Vu26ETMG51X1JyTCQGIxBUQKfjQ"}
{"text": "「我还是个孩子。」", "question": "作为男人，有什么理由会导致产生「不想要小孩」这种想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次旅行.你可不可以不去", "question": null, "star": 2050, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdsbiqlo2xj61401lpwp102"}
{"text": "1，存款 40 万，完成。2，购置 3 系一辆，完成。3，岗位提升一级，完成。4，健身瘦 20 斤，完成。5，改掉吹逼习惯，未完成。", "question": "还记得你在 2019 年初立的 flag 吗？现在完成了多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "心会不会变得更硬不知道，但是心血管会。", "question": "人长大了，心会不会变得越来越硬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个红绿灯是不是坏掉了，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8m95u47pfj20fw0e3ab8"}
{"text": "壁咚没整好", "question": null, "star": 264, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gikcej13bcj60ze0zeqa002"}
{"text": "版权是指著作人对其创作的文学、艺术和科学作品依法享有的专有权利。", "question": "米奇好像在搜索什么。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6636778"}
{"text": "谁TM把灯关了！！！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1ga5jvg8676j20yi15ae56"}
{"text": "女方迟到一个多小时，日式那种餐厅，我腿坐麻了，然后一起吃了点寿司，回去她怪人家给她介绍了个瘸的。", "question": "相亲时，你遇到过哪些离谱的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "实际上，早起是为了明天上班。", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "孙悟空，马上就要走了。", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "那你去看呗，看完你就不喜欢女生只喜欢海贼王了", "question": "有好感的女生喜欢海贼王，而我只是略有了解，怎么开始聊天呢?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "客人，您身上的泥都搓下来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5zOogPRu9yG2rRxickpMhT8fIRx3icbznuOuLkmHh6acFkhxLWEbqUyPg"}
{"text": "这个理发师可是在我们出发的时候就在帮他剪头啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "玩俄罗斯方块时，突然落下来了一个从没见过的形状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEw7m6I9ABYAXPfDticRMVCG06XWvYicsPMtej5nBhRB7EPiakEVicCicvNYw"}
{"text": "膝盖！", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388696"}
{"text": "五分钟前从冰柜里拿出来的快乐水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoHJxGtIqnlPGTzuWEiaTmvF7Tc2EqTicn9JUswMosSjicEM1VhOfLRcR7w"}
{"text": "那咱们努力学习，争取用两万日元让自己心情愉快吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7304770"}
{"text": "肌肉变肌肉", "question": "请编一个看起来很强的冷笑话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5348197"}
{"text": "泰国首都曼谷，全称（长吸一口气）：กรุงเทพมหานคร อมรรัตนโกสินทร์ มหินทรายุธยามหาดิลก ภพนพรัตน์ ราชธานีบุรีรมย์ อุดมราชนิเวศน์ มหาสถาน อมรพิมาน อวตารสถิต สักกะทัตติยะ วิษณุกรรมประสิทธิ์译成英文：Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit", "question": "有哪些地点/机构大家都只知道俗称不知道真实名称？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第八届枪人间大赛的冠军高桥君。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6660414"}
{"text": "不是老板，只去过一次密室逃脱，忘记是什么主题了，我一个人快速过了第一个场景，到了第二个场景之后有一个沙发，我想着时间还多先玩手机吧，一小时过后工作人员叫醒了正在流口水的我。", "question": "作为密室逃脱老板，你遇到怎样奇葩的顾客？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「你不是……从未离别过的老弟吗！」『从、从……从未离别过的老哥！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h49ubnijnoj30ci0eljvm"}
{"text": "这么作的女孩子，继续惯着。不要留给我们这些单身的", "question": "女朋友因为文章出轨而不开心，觉得男人都不是好东西，如何安慰？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "单排碰到4个开黑的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpuFg29YbZ5j5cia8RWQ8hRNJ2jjpFAZ05pPeqianEElx9qUEjIewzic6WSCicuJ9dW3JAMaSRTjoMpg"}
{"text": "在外面用耳机的时候，声音外泄让我非常在意。", "question": "一个成年人男性在看少女动漫时经常会做的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6566610"}
{"text": "因为电梯里只有我一个人，所以放了个屁，然后就有很多人进来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385104"}
{"text": "闻到了食物的气味。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2252342"}
{"text": "由于妻子最近形迹可疑而一路跟踪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcdkbzoqdlj30ci0elwjc"}
{"text": "所有人认为我是最好的糯米团三兄弟。", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "3141682"}
{"text": "生死之交", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1gb21ca2v7sj20yi1ax1kx"}
{"text": "安全词", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCDCluDIDlOCJsAj3blTs4nvdWULFTiaSBfE3kyXKAibHfyv9LLA2RgStA"}
{"text": "你是不是在迪士尼工作？", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "我因为腰疼所以去了医院。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794251"}
{"text": "这就叫「吃饱了撑的」。", "question": "袁隆平是否被严重过誉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我哪点气质符合这么娘的名字啊！樱桃先生喃喃说道", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvx6rq3heaj20yi121trw"}
{"text": "一张光碟里的内容，可以让你用掉这么多纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRicEaMxuW1VHWoKVGkjrrHzMiaqVKF9xOyWhHPTxMq01aKkLbneTgHYzg"}
{"text": "软且湿", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3991455"}
{"text": "买了陈冠希同款衬衫，后来证明了一点，陈冠希真他妈帅啊。", "question": "你有哪些失败的模仿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "共食", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2254322"}
{"text": "49元一位的海鲜自助餐原来是这种形式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoh7u95b24j209q0abgmn"}
{"text": "那时我四五岁吧，在舅舅家住了几天，当时想吃冰淇淋又不好意思说是自己想吃。我就跟我舅舅说：舅舅，弟弟说他想吃冰糕。（弟弟是我舅舅的儿子）。这个谎其实没毛病，如果 1 岁的弟弟那时候会说话的话。然后因为这个梗我被笑了二十多年……", "question": "你小时候有哪些自以为瞒天过海却被父母知道得一清二楚的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于手误，在创刊号中出现了这个问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7053851"}
{"text": "这就是正宗的蛇形扭转。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6309654"}
{"text": "特别可耻。", "question": "大学作弊特别可耻吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "澳大利亚猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5ML6An92LicseRYrwK1KXbxoGxBhFgA1q8bCh0pXFZE8lib2TBdWgLuywQ"}
{"text": "原来我做傻事总是喊我傻瓜，后来我又给了路边乞丐十块钱，ta说我傻逼。", "question": "你是从哪些细节发现对方出轨的？有什么技巧吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "减肥第一天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6992401"}
{"text": "遥控器没有。", "question": "关于某件事的常见情况/经验分享", "star": 8553, "type": "T2T", "image": "5368397"}
{"text": "你好，米奇蒂！", "question": "给知名角色的名字加上一个字使其变得有趣。", "star": 350, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376167"}
{"text": "下周六有病。", "question": "你拖稿用过什么借口？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果盖泽尔来了，就这样！如果盖泽尔来了，就这样！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1377251"}
{"text": "泼妇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t9LD4ZaiaNvicpy2rf8cOChv31onicAxjZDDwwwrFkNm4ic2qicDUvsicDibXg"}
{"text": "如果医生看到你的单子长达 10 分钟，而且还叫来隔壁的医生和专家过来看单子，并且时不时看你几眼，最后和你说一句，你这个也没什么，回去想吃什么就吃什么，有什么想做的也就做一下，和家人多待待，不要有什么遗憾，小伙子没结婚吧？没结婚好，没结婚不会有拖累。是不是这样你就觉得你钱花的值？", "question": "如何看待医生要你验血，但单子到手看都不看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说要跟雅木茶联动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hik7aa4puoj30ci0elq72"}
{"text": "所以，因此。", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "隐藏摄像头...？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4333231"}
{"text": "现在就别装傻了，开始准备考试吧。", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "别人说错了你纠正，别人说对了你补充。", "question": "哪些行为容易得罪别人，自己却不容易察觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果他们不随意的聊天，你的耳边是这样的：帮我夹住动脉……擦，那是动脉吗！你不长眼睛啊！你给我拿回来！是病灶吗就给我往出拿！还真会拿，你怎么不把旁边胆囊揪了。你说这个……是重新弄还是就这样？那就这样呗？行，反正差不多一个意思。这个动作你失误四五回了啊，这次我看你能不能一遍成功。哎？还能这么弄？你快看你快看。你看他这个，太好玩了这个。哎呦我擦，刚才那个东西是掉里面了还是掉外面了？你看见了吗？不止一下血吗？可是他这个……行吧，那你快点嗷，我觉得他撑不住了快。靠，从背面开刀好了，这么弄还得往出翻。你先帮我扶着，别弄坏了啊。你说我在他肋骨上刻一个到此一游他什么时候能发现？完了，他挂了，没心跳了。挂你妹，线让你碰掉了。别瞎说话，不是全麻，患者能听到。", "question": "医生手术时聊天会影响手术吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我绝对不说什么再也不谈恋爱了之类的话。", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "荣耀的高桥", "question": "你觉得卖不出去的歌叫什么名字？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4162167"}
{"text": "打字打得太多了。", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "没劲，无聊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6398253"}
{"text": "不喝咖啡也能快速提神的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2nO9icMU6mFbwYWdTTnOqNQUYPV9Ow0TPn5HGIgcrX3DFfic38nyczJXJN177DKesAhAp33jiaiaH8Q"}
{"text": "路上堵车朋友让我快点：快速堵车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmiamA3heicXvj2WUsN6jQWrr3jLEnwJA8KnRnZTYJo60eWq6pEFMwrvHOA"}
{"text": "练写生那姑娘说去拿笔已经一个小时了，咱俩还继续这么摆着么？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "主人稍等，马上就暖好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9cn6jxx54j20g90gudhb"}
{"text": "在海底捞和妹子吃饭，准备付钱走人了付了五分钟还不行尴尬的让妹子付了然后妹子回家了", "question": "2019 年 12 月 5 日支付宝疑似崩溃，你们的支付宝还好吗？发生了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，我想要寿司呢。", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "「你嘴好臭啊」「你也是」「「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈」]", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuZw8OYDJ6yIVj9v0vjw7K9vqdjNQSjhiaeNjaxqPiceMzR9SeuGKjib3eA"}
{"text": "你听哪个说的我们会做干脆面？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "诈骗电话：你好，我们是北京市二中院。请问你有没有收到我们法院的传票？我：？？？我涉嫌什么案子？诈骗电话：您涉嫌一个刑事案件。我：奥…您是二中院，刑三庭还是刑四庭的？诈骗电话：我们是刑三庭。我：奥…二中院没有刑三庭呀！", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "考试的时候应该是这样：这个我证过。这个我研究过。这个我提出来的。这个以我名字命名。我们那里管正态分布叫高斯分布，我不是正太。", "question": "高斯如果在清华基科或者北大数院会是什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次结账都这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g001plr3w0j21h31gzqbu"}
{"text": "当时并不知道。。。现在才知道。。。只能说我要努力成为000的竞争对手了！", "question": "WCG 总决赛上 Sky 输给了 LYN 时在镜头前作为解说嘉宾的 INFI 流泪了，当 Sky 知道这件事时心里是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不过是有看不见的小孩子淘气罢了。", "question": "晚上尤其是半夜 12 点以后会听到楼上弹球掉地上的声音，这是怎么回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快用十万伏特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6ffhelr1cj20kx0kxdib"}
{"text": "香肠请避免阳光直射保存。", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "在出前馆大吃大喝会变成脂肪肝的家伙！", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 29, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "话说有一老外，一天晚上在自己家后花园，忽然就被人一棍子打晕，醒来报警，这是有人非法进宅了。一警察闻讯匆匆赶来，持枪警戒刚进入后花园，果然也被莫名而来的一棍子干倒，这时才发现自家的耙子倒在地上。赶紧的拨打急救电话。。。", "question": "有哪些长期被当做灵异事件，最终被科学解释的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这孩子超可爱对吧？我明白。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3927869"}
{"text": "拜托警察把小孩送去别家的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20SyDPWPf8WX5yngb6mwmnicYFkkHMBH2ibJayC5URiavvAIWRfqqoL0g1w"}
{"text": "夹紧屁股也要好好坐下。", "question": "这似乎是一个齿轮般的棒球漫画台词？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7289718"}
{"text": "喂喂，在冰川清志中你最喜欢谁？当然是冰川清志啦！~", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "喂，那是谁啊？米伊是谁啊？看着我。别忘了，我的名字叫野口。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1663964"}
{"text": "用棉签掏耳屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4ibyfCZQDkfl5lkoKuRiaBqoAKnRiaw5EicqialuScT0j3CsEgssV4vreRCw"}
{"text": "只要看一块地荒了，就想能不能种地", "question": "中国人都有什么有意思的特色 Buff？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "程序员：bug已修复", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBQ2kR8rWA9NJF7K2icBhibibiaQxKYdibrVibTujMaGf6apCzfObVWKXJGSSQ"}
{"text": "我想制作偶像组合，也想创作她。", "question": "这个人很任性，要求很多，一共有1000个愿望。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4808040"}
{"text": "得了高空恐惧症，别这样啊！", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "在前面加上THE是可以接受的，但在后面加上就变得离谱了。", "question": "阿门和拉面有什么区别？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6745802"}
{"text": "日本国", "question": "这个应该有吧？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4014357"}
{"text": "那两位客人非常热情，需要注意哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6368149"}
{"text": "Nendroid的中文意思是“乃琳机器人”。", "question": "把这个名牌商品拍得像厨房用品一样普通点可以吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265129"}
{"text": "我去买几个橘子，你就站在此地不要走动。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "这次露营大家的食物我忘带了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ete3pqkjcmj208d0c1tai"}
{"text": "F:\\\\学习资料\\工业革命与资本主义\\邮政系统01.avi", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaOMXPdEHy3dIia3CqqF71NLwF9sX1o7FULwlm6DVCFpABqjQzJm5kPDw"}
{"text": "亲身经历。有一回我地铁站执勤，我们地铁站商亭门口站了俩穿着迷彩服的学生妹，她们理着短发，背着行军包，看样子像是刚军训回来。俩人一边喝水一边互相讨安慰：「哎呀我晒这么黑，男票嫌弃怎么办？」「哪有，根本不黑！反而是我，脸上都爆豆了呢！难看死了！」「真的啊？我没有黑吗？你也没有爆豆啊，我还晒出斑了呢！」「看不出来放心！反而是我这个发型太恶心了！短得像练田径的一样！」「没有没有。你长得那么仙，什么发型都不影响～」「真的呀？没有变丑就好呢。」「是的呢！」俩人互相说美了，笑靥如花。这会儿商亭大妈抱着个纸箱子踹门出来，冲俩姑娘大声吆喝：「来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来来让一下啦小伙子们！」", "question": "被光速打脸是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "关灯后的充电宝依然在充电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tyzicx87WZbs3mhpHgghrFsKLrdwSjxmDIEwvT1IPXGIhjIdDk9Qc5WNOXdso6ONTknXxfoBbCsbg"}
{"text": "喂，有人在用毛巾擦汗呢www真的有人在用毛巾擦汗www", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1309903"}
{"text": "四点钟的通知拼命了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5684023"}
{"text": "我以后不插队了还不行?有必要给我扣那么多帽子吗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "误入小白鼠断货好几个月的医学研究所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBwwEicPX74jFGiaC64OThq0gSlFUIszYDsNIAZLymBGfW1wntPXhHclwA"}
{"text": "为了环保买了瓶装果汁饮料，用这个替换它。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6895579"}
{"text": "大概五六岁时，跟妈妈出去旅游，火车卧铺，和老妈挤一个被窝。晚上熄灯后上卫生间，出来后走错了方向……距离卫生间四个床铺，嗯，我没记错……然后我就钻进了被窝。高潮来了——第二天我妈和一群乘务员到处找我，我被发现时挤在一个小姐姐的被窝里……", "question": "小时候对异性做过什么沙雕事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学校饮水机上写热水温度常年恒定，温水温度由室外温度及季节自动调整刚装起来的时候觉得这个设计好贴心，夏天热可以喝到凉水，冬天喝的温水可以刚好不烫嘴直到用了一个学期才发现，所谓的决定是温水温度和室外温度成正比。。。成正比就算了。。。冬天喝冰的，夏天喝烫的。。。", "question": "你的学校有哪些令你深恶痛绝的设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "秃头的秘密一定要掩盖好", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "补点盐分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWOA0eyYVdLxPMvgwR4jw46OsW7iayTz4vMeLVZydibFicicDQdLhyJ0O17w"}
{"text": "终于，小白兔抵不过内心的召唤，来了一场说走就走的旅行，她觉得一定有什么东西在等待着自己。生活不仅是眼前的苟且，还有诗意和远方。她一路艰辛，却最终在森林的边际停下。当清晨第一缕阳光穿过薄雾照在灰熊浓密的毛发上，白兔知道了这就是等待她的宿命的重逢。她无悲，亦无喜。「你掉毛么，兔子？」那只熊如是说。", "question": "如何用 100 字写出一个精彩的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晕倒患者有部分身体不在本辖区内，请求邻区支援", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGJo4s8jdicftGibG8Y3kV51Hq9tXXVmwFAfBZmoINfrto3KxJWIOBx9Bg"}
{"text": "高三的时候想去同济大学，于是在桌子上刻了 TJU。后来到了天津大学。", "question": "「当时随便说说的话，结果意外实现了」是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个名字，本来就不符合贾政的审美。红楼梦里大部分的丫鬟名，尤其是长辈们手底下的丫鬟，要么是一听就能想到富贵或者吉利的名字，比如珍珠，金钏，彩霞，鸳鸯，宝珠，同喜。要么是一些普通女子名，简单顺口：小红，平儿（X儿的特别多）。稍微特别点的也挺低调：素云，碧月。这就是红楼梦里长辈们对于丫鬟的取名偏好。名字听起来高级的，全是公子小姐取的名字。不过小姐们取名虽高级，但整体还是低调的，离不开花鸟：紫鹃、文杏。或者带一点琴棋书画，挺文雅：抱琴、司棋、翠墨、入画。（评论别再纠正我了，放翠墨仅仅是因为她名字的“墨”字和书有关，做一个罗列。不同人的丫鬟更能说明普遍性。）再看宝玉的丫鬟名：袭人、麝月、秋纹、碧痕……一个比一个听上去高级好听，用字不俗，好像全是挖空心思取的，再看看儿子平时不读书，给丫鬟取名字就开始钻营文学了，贾政心里就来气，借着不认可儿子改的名字批评他。就好比家里买了个宠物型态机器人保姆，贾政觉得随便叫什么，名字顺口就行了，刚出厂的设置叫旺财就挺好。结果贾宝玉说这名字太土了吧，然后说我要叫他阿努比斯！古埃及神话中犬型头（胡狼）的死神！超级酷炫有没有！贾政：取什么怪名字！显摆你懂埃及历史了？你历史书背完了吗？", "question": "为什么贾政说袭人这个名字刁钻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "示范小龙女晚上起夜如何上厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKE6QTcSM3fe2hF0hvvolMRXKhnXgx9ADpy2Dt8gJRhVOfUydSQJHSbQ"}
{"text": "送！？你说我手球？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h180ok3cskj30ci0elwhm"}
{"text": "创伤整形科实习的时候有个病人双侧颧骨骨折还挺对称的，一问病史说是被电梯门夹的……", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过的有意思的病例有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叶子的脉络", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303511"}
{"text": "全体演员都是日本人。", "question": "如果收录天空之城的真人版会发生什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3220676"}
{"text": "我要付房租，拜托了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9Ke7KDJZRToVibR3Libk88kEKurMpsUHC6PP8w5go4xj8xibtlibsPdHiaIyA"}
{"text": "有一天一群警察带着刘谦来到你家，刘谦在你身上一摸，咦？一包海洛因！再一摸，咦？一包冰毒！再一摸，咦？一包大麻！于是你被逮捕，在法庭上你的律师据理力争，但是最终你还是被判死刑然后枪决，然后国内某网站上一位网友发出一个帖子：「如何看待为大毒枭 xxx 辩护的律师？」", "question": "如何看待为罪大恶极的人辩护的律师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "化好妆再去洗澡的职业病妹妹。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377387"}
{"text": "SMAP解散了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4232007"}
{"text": "在走廊上能做的事就试着做吧？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6832869"}
{"text": "三十年后，外卖服务进步了很多。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7016403"}
{"text": "哎呀。", "question": "简单地解释一下金正恩。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3005150"}
{"text": "在人偶服里放了个屁", "question": null, "star": 214, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpo0zdcju3j60zs1bpn4002"}
{"text": "是杀还是不杀呢？到底选哪个啊？杀——了——！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6565026"}
{"text": "随便找个人把它画完就圆满了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6271985"}
{"text": "渔夫喊道：“喂！我钓到了一条大鱼！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7329655"}
{"text": "别告诉你妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6835882"}
{"text": "第一次下厨切到手了", "question": null, "star": 457, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwnxgk1n9oj612g1f9tgj02"}
{"text": "浪费浪费浪费浪费浪费浪费浪费浪费啊！", "question": "击败诈骗的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4119478"}
{"text": "从肖电克逃出来没碰上下雨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BokADbOslBDlzjKibbNkOAd7ZhgDJv3CCXQ7Ts7Zw0QpiaE1NkAF2yvAdQ"}
{"text": "我从未在考试中得过满分，但我以此为傲的满分猩猩。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5919761"}
{"text": "中二的常用中文表达是初中二年级的感觉或者有点自以为是，装腔作势的样子。", "question": "我觉得病从口入。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5917939"}
{"text": "好不容易要睡着了时来了个逗比", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuZiasnW6LA29d80jacLaBavZB4rNNCAMySw8XwHRMibmjNFtL20HTPiagw"}
{"text": "好不容易扛着玻璃回家才感觉末免有点太轻了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzN0aEAjNMuu7kcS6QZPcagAClgUGunOKMWQZibng7tXmSEOIHN4qPgz8Q"}
{"text": "大概是：我和女票坐在咖啡厅，她趴在桌子上睡着了，过了一会儿睡眼惺忪地半握着手心把胳膊伸到我面前。我：？？？她：送给你。我：？她：我手心里有星星。———————（直接说麻了不好吗！你这样我浑身都麻了！）", "question": "有没有什么撩妹高手的举措让你久久不能平复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀呀不是啦.你可别误会了哦……你听我给你解释呀……其实呀……是那个.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurpc0r7n2j610l14449g02"}
{"text": "唯一一个收到情人节巧克力的人", "question": null, "star": 260, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv01ti95z5j61011c2jz502"}
{"text": "我没吃过豆腐，但是我吃过了蛋白粉，就是那种固体的白色东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6196894"}
{"text": "搭脉", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "修行的话我劝你到别处去，这儿的瀑布太猛了", "question": null, "star": 843, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbhz0p51g1j614015wti702"}
{"text": "这位大妈明显很不情愿！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glgold7l5sj30ci0elq8d"}
{"text": "最初是“咕”，猜拳嘿。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3270441"}
{"text": "缝缝补补又三年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTpA5rNvFz8jGbUj1cePaxuy4CUvrjn7djHUqicfiaQtOp2WvlazlwOZvQ"}
{"text": "修猫", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "未来的大屏冰箱的想法：1、开冰箱门前请先看 5 分钟广告，不然不能开门2、通过屏幕下单购买任一一件商品可以立刻跳过当前广告，但其他广告依旧3、充 vip 会员可以跳过当前广告，并享受会员专属广告4、购买超级会员可以跳过 vip 会员广告，并享受超级会员专属广告6、冰箱影视 vip 会员与手机、电视、电脑同款会员不互通，需要单独购买7、热门影视需要单独付费购买8、超前点播需要单独付费购买9、观看烹饪教程时，等菜一下锅便提示需要充会员才能继续观看10、烹饪会员和影视会员不互通，且有各自独立广告11、烹饪失败，自动帮你下单点同款外卖12、存放食物超过三天没有吃的，已经自动帮你下单购买新的同款，保证你每天吃的都是新鲜产品", "question": "大屏冰箱的使用体验感如何?有哪些功能让你觉得买值了?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "激光红点移到了你身上", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "装饰朋友", "question": "标题就写一个字，别太多了。", "star": 490, "type": "T2T", "image": "5819378"}
{"text": "是光速。当人类殖民开普勒-22b后，发一条QQ消息给地球就需要600年了，这必将击溃腾讯的整套商业模式。", "question": "腾讯的致命弱点是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下头男", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAibkGicT2GUz33CRicssVPM53RfhMe5hbKXILTpLIp3Q4gKOLaOFYX1R3Q"}
{"text": "银河捕捉到了那一瞬间的面孔。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6071663"}
{"text": "学生D唱了摇篮曲，让老师睡着了！", "question": "老师把拉里霍尔马唤醒了！让学生A睡着了！让学生B睡着了！让学生C睡着了。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "2984954"}
{"text": "轻自动车不加柴油。", "question": "为什么要在荞麦面上加拉面油？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6859306"}
{"text": "大家都往反方向开汽车了！", "question": "嗯？那不是正好相反吗！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4358113"}
{"text": "给屏幕消毒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUBh8bdCOW1CpbEzzo76FNVEsDYHADKFCrmCp5UtDAbUooB2p8S22icmw"}
{"text": "两个胖角色是没有用的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373729"}
{"text": "想写恐吓信却找不到合适的字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRwrlvl5tF8sD9wzX961fAMTvpEANSgYokpNzw3NNGG9iaQTr7l1hoibBA"}
{"text": "反应太慢了！我在你身后！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gspywqapvbj30ci0eldj2"}
{"text": "虽然是免费玩家，但是因为推荐了一个好友，得到了一顶帽子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibzeibCZfNyXibnGLtibBcmBeBxshoC4gicB0TW6IlhfvdXWjIKKFsmbfvXw"}
{"text": "晚上让我大声叫，怎么白天又让我闭嘴了?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcAIJJkOyEQfm5ibH8eCKkaj0gAkpdoOvqZns9NEqnmiaCTiah10eW6PVKQ"}
{"text": "那是我的厕纸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaxoLH9z4Ep62d4bAd5E5SzNtveyhja9gcVu7yFscFOVchMZr37n7ruQ"}
{"text": "你家的加湿器造型好奇怪呀", "question": null, "star": 350, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh6jf6vzqtj20zt1brwjz"}
{"text": "原来一切都是因为这个时候没接住啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblXeEPNbXoeZxojruN0x59gRHkQhXLy9O7jvP5gTTIcJcxhesXNd5VANQ"}
{"text": "真没想到无人零售店是这个意思", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "很多人误认为猫步是四条腿走出来的。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "盲人电影院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8rKAF9iajWNwYqhREiafEd5oicSNiaklTo1mqoQnib2JfwwpfuxQtvNa9e4Q"}
{"text": "交出臭豆腐蛋！释放人质！交出臭豆腐蛋！", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "微信共同好友给别人点赞居然要提示我！！！！打开微信一看哇噻十几条动态好开心！！！结果..暗自在深夜孤独成一条狗..", "question": "你遇到的最「反人类」的设计是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "停停停，我只是伸个懒腰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCByT9NpvoH8TAibhKQjHTfPUfLKp5h6ZwrLgJ61XFknPPmSMsIycDvnVg"}
{"text": "一圈又一圈", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4818564"}
{"text": "满脸是粉的突然出现", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3225071"}
{"text": "反弹！", "question": "男女交谈中发生争执，被女生说「幼稚」，如何处理最为妥当？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁点的挠头神器？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "旅行包里只装了零食。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5730808"}
{"text": "买了这么多保险应该就放心了吧。", "question": null, "star": 843, "type": "I2T", "image": "3627366"}
{"text": "当年我还在心脏外科值班，夜里突然护士把值班室门踹开，在我耳边大吼「赶紧起来！53 床的小姑娘不行了！」还好我没有裸睡的习惯，赶紧连滚带爬跟着她跑到了患者床边，一看到床上的病人就想起来了，是个特别清秀的二十几岁的姑娘。我扫了一眼监护仪，心里就骂了一句「艹」，二话不说开始心外按压，同时一道道口头医嘱下去让护士迅速给上各种药物。中间艰辛不表，折腾了快一个小时，总算从阎王爷那边把命抢回来了。我擦了擦满头的汗，摇摇晃晃回去睡觉了。你以为妹子就这么爱上我了吗？太天真了。又过了几天，妹子逐渐好转，准备出院了。有一天晚上，我和帅逼同事正在办公室扯淡，突然，妹子穿着睡衣走了过来。帅逼同事是她管床医生，以为她来问病情的，摆出了一如既往的暖男微笑，问：「怎么啦？」妹子：「我明天就要出院了。」帅逼：「我知道啊。」妹子：「你就真的没有什么对我说的吗……？」我一听这场面，立刻就知道我应该在车底，不应该在屋里了，坏笑的看了看帅逼，起身准备跑路。帅逼不敢接话，妹子继续追问：「你知不知道那天夜里我差点死了？」我一听，哟呵，说不定等会还要感谢我两句，悄悄放慢了脚步，把耳朵竖的直直的。妹子不依不饶：「你知不知道我那时候，想的都是，你在哪里？！为什么没来救我？！」我内心如中雷击，心里大喊：「是我啊！TMD 救你的是我啊！！！」妹子得寸进尺：「如果是你来的话，什么结果我都不会怪你的。」我内心愤怒：「卧槽，不是我，你特么还有机会在这废话？？？」妹子变本加厉：「那天我胸口被按的好疼，但是脑子里想的都是你的样子，才坚持下来的。」我内心崩溃：「我特么拼了命救你，结果你心里在想帅逼？？？！！！」后来我就决绝的离开现场了，不知道帅逼同事是怎么化解妹子猛烈的攻势的。不过，这种事情对他来说太多了，让小姑娘吃个闭门羹，那还是轻车熟路的。所以，你们也都看出来了，患者喜欢上的，是高大帅气温柔暖男的男医生；或者肤白貌美知性温柔的女医生。至于我们这种丑逼，哪怕你几天几夜不睡觉，把人家救过来，最多也就是一句「你是一个好人」。", "question": "患者是不是会很容易喜欢上医生？如果是，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中国：我们这边快完了美国：我们这边快完了", "question": "在戈贝尔之后，多诺万·米切尔成为爵士唯一检测结果为阳性的成员，你有什么想说的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "龟背竹君我敬你一杯", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "再敢用玩具枪打我看我怎么收拾你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elhpaxqwgsj20b60akaay"}
{"text": "什么？女朋友会送自己礼物的吗？！！", "question": "女朋友送过你们哪些很囧的礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我等的鹿她在多远的未来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "我的好朋友因为有了不能取消的重要事情，爽约了和我约定的事情，现在却和另一个朋友开开心心地走过来。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "2041089"}
{"text": "和老婆吵架“要猫还是要我”之后被扫地出门前看到的最后画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDr85qOxHVmdFyQqTrvN5ApRV0p0icJxlia8sXxkOcpY4iap4scSeV6ByHg"}
{"text": "走路时就情不自禁跳起舞仿佛自带聚光灯", "question": null, "star": 314, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "司机一滴酒亲人两行泪", "question": "「晚来天欲雪，能饮一杯无」，怎么回复比较霸气？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我抽的是狗类", "question": null, "star": 152, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz7j3dw9ehj611717oahv02"}
{"text": "剃秃", "question": "宿舍理发如何速成？有什么技巧吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻笑是可耻的，但会成为习惯。感谢奇迹，即使我们互不相识、年龄和名字都不同，也能通过傻笑建立联系。", "question": "2016年的总结", "star": 1192, "type": "T2T", "image": "2537972"}
{"text": "杨、杨教授，我实在是电不动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPW3pMWhiawAWDCU7w6DL1kHXfREkxgLfkhPKvSaiauCIkL4oGe4qbD7vPA"}
{"text": "这也没办法啊，重力场确实能使光线弯曲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmiaIUAm1Grw1BEjdicrQaDn8oQO0uq56TVn3dmIjtcqGuxbt3OJ4qVPPkg"}
{"text": "因为云那么大的沙丁鱼看起来好可怕，所以躲起来确认一下。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6601168"}
{"text": "一千行不是很多了，想清楚了再写，思如泉涌，五指如飞，配上青轴的机械键盘，有种飞起来的感觉，自然是很爽的。更爽的是，狂写了4，5个小时，编译一次通过，放进server就能跑，没有bug，自己都不相信，好像战神附体，无往不胜，激动地一拍桌子，站了起来，为之四顾，为之踌躇满志。可惜无人关心，别人还是忙自己的事。只好坐下来，skype上给老婆说，我可厉害了，写了几个小时，一个bug都没有。老婆说，好。", "question": "徒手码一千行以上代码是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚餐食谱简单易做。", "question": "请问有没有什么像是妻子会查的关键词？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216004"}
{"text": "动作指导：罗志祥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5Y2blaudXIqv7JHiaWvia8FJo26NWx0ias5E2OOLQpSFvhFNATbFnMz55g"}
{"text": "癫痫，360% 无死角激活。", "question": "激活大脑最好的方式就是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备泡个苹果味儿的澡～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "少废话，3分钟也算一个小时，快付钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEllj7SCG5wPBP3O6wicyOhIVTsH8rZPYyB92MQxGdric1TGnnUbVic22mQ"}
{"text": "和在七分牛仔裤里面套上一层不透肉黑丝的原理一样。", "question": "将 POLO 衫领竖起来穿的做法有什么时尚原理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金属过敏", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnky091vevj611c11cafm02"}
{"text": "我对即将要用的麦克风产生了欲望。", "question": "为什么政治家要试图限制黄色漫画呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4087069"}
{"text": "嘎登达（1919-1944）", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6997072"}
{"text": "被男友分手后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzl1zfg5haj30ci0eljul"}
{"text": "反抗期的练习", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423695"}
{"text": "没好好看接力棒就传递，那当然会掉啦...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6061392"}
{"text": "没开玩笑！重来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484774"}
{"text": "马太奴鲁，暖呼呼的，马上去！", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "我在绝地求生的海岛地图里告知南方队友这个是暖气片，由于是第一人称模式，只见他的人蹲蹲起起趴趴，以各种不同倍率的瞄具把暖气欣赏了个遍", "question": "南方人在北方生活，有哪些搞笑的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以每秒一厘米的速度移动。", "question": "当我有一维女朋友时的一些经历，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351249"}
{"text": "医生，眼镜去哪里了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1959042"}
{"text": "等不及要买了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673019"}
{"text": "走啦，表白去！我、我才没有喜欢她！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8expt7sjqj30ci0el0tt"}
{"text": "怎么后边还不爆炸？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCqpTqWic4AogicgvFjCxtlg3RDMickGVR6hbqbSyRM2MkkPMp16uzYBX4eA"}
{"text": "那个内敛赛选手和 Drill Karate 参战了。", "question": "名侦探柯南和马娘一起合作会很有趣吧！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6362697"}
{"text": "哎呀......", "question": "相扑比赛在雪中进行，只有术语和人声。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5810279"}
{"text": "老头子的伴侣也不轻松呢……。请多多留意腰部。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5869765"}
{"text": "dtapjtduasmwdtatdjdatalabatdapjdtajujtgjgc5k", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gysgdlc5jej30ci0eln0p"}
{"text": "原来不是自动门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxdgwffsynj20mf0mfmz6"}
{"text": "我有一段时间没看相扑了，完全不知道规则改成了什么样子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "183773"}
{"text": "哆啦美「哥哥，你吸错了，吸管在那边?！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ea6xpwsfaij20be0ayt9o"}
{"text": "焖住方便面桶。。", "question": "什么事 iPad 能做，iPhone 不能做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突发事故！公交车被钢筋削掉车顶，仅三人奇迹生还！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmgDryywUn4BCtn1WnXcOU7aRR9vuEuemGp7dr2AmWv0aBIJQ2PMeg27KRqOqaLicj2UpFnTXFsDQ"}
{"text": "“等下，你还没吃到BUFF！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBPMNMBnibFvGZS5EP66NT6QygaHEaIEXrEVqdUKL3CGuGMMmMibl9kwqg"}
{"text": "是吗？你给我跪下试试。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5009218"}
{"text": "生产线故障。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097585"}
{"text": "因流感和新冠而自我克制活动。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "都说了那个不是坐便！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6xr628fafj20lc0sg42s"}
{"text": "来看恐怖电影服务员说满座了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzzQmOI9NZCBbCyhx4Kwic67RTyY8eT93ggKnwxqiclia2ciaicbOFGnnYg8NQ"}
{"text": "糟糕，忘词了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1sx4rVNsMoZAXpgiaoJiaJxSKLJPc0rQomoPWX59vWQZz2Ef7CFKX6Fq1A"}
{"text": "犯人在揭开真相前自首了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv4dvf24kfj60ci0elac902"}
{"text": "打扰了。", "question": "今年的流行语大奖是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6896841"}
{"text": "山 - 山脉", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6364829"}
{"text": "我这个大叔会得到评价的。", "question": "紧急状态宣言的好处。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6175659"}
{"text": "色盲测试现在开始！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "跟踪时被发现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9petpib0PBw5K5aR13JUQibloZBDTCwIQmoDBfU5FAGTBUUOFibWGAL6GQ"}
{"text": "小时候大概三四年级，帮我妈收拾我家阳台。灰扑扑的缝纫机上面放了一个灰扑扑的蓝本子。翻开看了看是我妈的早年日记本。那会小，认潦草字还有点费力，没有仔细的看多少。但我生日那天后的一天，写着:生了，好丑。我哭着去找我妈，我妈委屈的对我说：可你真的丑啊……", "question": "你在「大扫除」中发现过哪些意外的惊喜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海边的薯条", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "我全家都是瘦子", "question": "你是否有过“出淤泥而不染”的经历呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "很有创意。要多读书。", "question": "如果用四个字来形容你自己的长相，你觉得哪些词合适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为雍正就这么多个儿子，你想让他生历史也不让", "question": "甄嬛传中熹贵妃在扳倒皇后之后，为何宫中还是没有新出生的孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种野兽都能被美女依偎着，可我怎么就这么倒霉啊！混蛋！混蛋啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6421331"}
{"text": "校长：那么咱们的晨会就到此结……，说得太多了都到早上了啊。那我们的晨会现在开始！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkWs4wCqZfdVmT2y2s6AOEKwsUjpQsicmk2tOicBqY83gCUUTdicdjmQdlA"}
{"text": "安全考试的时候就牛X了，人们都说:安全第一", "question": "喜得闺女一枚，本人姓安，农历八月初九出生，有没有什么比较好听的名字推荐呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不太灵敏的感应水龙头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMj1SHR2NusoohLHlKibNO3LhJmcmNyZuXMKr9vzodXR4RRyNibxuSc3eicg"}
{"text": "异议鸭梨！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "烫不烫头？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrdSrflc9ewMuJcZVFgNVAOlfZWA48ZYBd6Z9CicseLv7g6RjicRj3Yib0w"}
{"text": "我只是把车砸了而已，这算什么新电影？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4659104"}
{"text": "美女，拍完照就走吧，我刚在这里打好窝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBASaATDoHlsK3D0uoUudL75td9m2QN6tqic1icibT25ACz4iaxxrv8xyOiag"}
{"text": "最近不知为何总有好事发生", "question": null, "star": 371, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxd3ut5m36j611g15nn4802"}
{"text": "搭乘印度航空买挂票不开挂会挂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWKoRERFglWkxicqwNZicK9EacibhPbUDTDQyXoCKL3CkXpjjuoH61oK9MA"}
{"text": "我借你麦克风，我要打我的孙女，叫她年终奖金。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2811590"}
{"text": "USB一次性插进去了。", "question": "像得到了闪闪发光的十元硬币一样的好事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1512314"}
{"text": "诶？歌丸先生？！", "question": "我不喜欢这样的笑话开头。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6885280"}
{"text": "黑心企业上班第一天（每过1小时的表情）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqydlk9ae8j30ci0el465"}
{"text": "妈妈的朋友", "question": "这个提议可能失败，为什么这么想？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541297"}
{"text": "太郎先生...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5791952"}
{"text": "我等“如何激怒一位拳击手？”的问题等了很久了。", "question": "如何激怒一位哲学爱好者?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "悄悄养着不让妈妈知道。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235258"}
{"text": "狗！狗进来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4543752"}
{"text": "回忆三连休怎么过的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6b0iefo30j30ci0elgmz"}
{"text": "再充值648元即可完成剩下25%的变化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXqIMweSdVvozkMuu7icPOwLpRnRqh9sPUI9ugq0na6D30dIic3uOJGXyg"}
{"text": "喂，是我。", "question": "我讨厌这种闪闪发光的名字，叫什么名字？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7385801"}
{"text": "这样我们就拥有这一抽纸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "弹脑瓜崩比赛，输了一下午", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVPfGIDicLicbzTJJC0Y5WHYs5ssan1f0wgSH9H4K9eYMicD1MO9rdBKafA"}
{"text": "虽然我对AKB不太了解，但是大概有个概念了。", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "那个可以帮我关下灯吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZs8gxgTHVLKXMq8AJlhZb740P6blOwYvM3YibZCPNdgGekKeNDLiaZW7VXt67vcVLpfiaNnIaGBdaw"}
{"text": "怎么我眼睛总是在发光", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "泪水", "question": "高中生在学校晚上总想有点盐味的东西进肚子有没有什么好的推荐?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我出生了。", "question": "我会原谅你，所以快点忏悔吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279874"}
{"text": "奈良失业人员", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "去完宠物公墓后回家的路上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsaktjgkrfj30ci0el46y"}
{"text": "在被要求私下签名时的脸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5749835"}
{"text": "圣诞老人说他想陪我玩会儿再出发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "蟑螂啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6731127"}
{"text": "进化成了皮卡丘！", "question": "勇士打开宝箱，没想到宝箱是个模仿者，模仿者突然...", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6071451"}
{"text": "别光看着呀！过来帮我们找橄榄球！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es8dpd245nj20a409fmyz"}
{"text": "大便小便", "question": null, "star": 448, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjmk6lsxl4j614u14u0wf02"}
{"text": "丧尸聚餐，你猜猜谁不会被邀请？", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "免费玩家打到了一件装备管他是什么赶紧穿上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibZjibT9OBbE0obXZIbY1qv15fHu15vK8ZuDnZW55xvE4h2AKOiaxL1vBA"}
{"text": "违反了交通法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia895njvm20ZxicVAlSGaS54SUr9uZR9yLBtpOVmcUiazuW9TpEP4e0pOSg"}
{"text": "我妈为了阻止我早恋，不知动用了何种手段，居然找来了当时男朋友的爸爸的照片，指着照片对我说：「你看，他以后就长这样，你还要和他在一起吗？」", "question": "你见过哪些令你瞠目结舌的神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糟糕，杰基，这只能坐三个人。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5805165"}
{"text": "别吵，我在和谢娜聊天呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3l80zh0ZJ3Xq0fFFm33o9L4tQPBib1UNkPPnzKVqumYp30zJ5DfuTwug"}
{"text": "是你召唤我的吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4142642"}
{"text": "从被鬼抢夺财宝的场景开始。", "question": "这是个典型的熊孩子桃太郎会做的事情。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5331660"}
{"text": "这是付费选项，所以不行！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393243"}
{"text": "外卖来得太快了，电话还没放下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicoAchMvYtSDPzwZLIXqibxUricaNvBG0vZRtSicib01PUWqV2mMVuFt5Azg"}
{"text": "哇，太棒了！简直就像巨人迷的幻想变成了现实一样！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6997100"}
{"text": "猜猜哪个夹的是狗屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9bhf3l6i9j30ci0eldh5"}
{"text": "政治家才不会无聊到制造“傻瓜节”这种节日呢，傻瓜！", "question": "2月28日是傻瓜节，请尽情装傻吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1955835"}
{"text": "失明艺人找不到话筒架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MEytNwzQKkD1yqib4dT5KPnZgseicojMjQRIh7ic38XKO7Vfxj4dR7rOnw"}
{"text": "AirPod", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7r3fAZVmXf7bG1zIsnyiataNd6ticDtIsAoictoTGU7TYg8E1GAYmlib7ew"}
{"text": "种草了", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "僵尸突然治好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUhibt5wt9cPnbLb1460qRYLERmwefvpk8bP700n9hicwO5ruohiaj6zUHwA"}
{"text": "换灯泡太浮弯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fudwg51fsnj20nt0ntaca"}
{"text": "默默摸了摸自己的脑袋。寒假回家要跟我妈谈谈了。", "question": "把女儿的后脑勺睡扁了，若她长大后和我翻脸，我该怎么解释？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "导弹的账单来了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7117173"}
{"text": "缉毒犬回来时看起来有些嗨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAJqo23qVEGrZZehtTr1QTb2t8uIicJIXXiaGPcwgjoID1gc20coQH5IRw"}
{"text": "目的地由你决定的神秘旅行功能。", "question": "最新款的车载导航仪。“需要什么样的功能？有什么样的功能？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5439697"}
{"text": "八哥压鹿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJq9YHLtscexluvJicH4YNwvX2U2ehhbYxofiahWqXs4HmIWricwibVEUp9g"}
{"text": "别压了！绝对别压啊！ 说完就被扔了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6568267"}
{"text": "哈哈...", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280609"}
{"text": "你准备好食材了吗就问做法。", "question": "《汉尼拔》里面的菜都怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "芝麻过敏。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582586"}
{"text": "医生的字浮现在脑海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqMqgK0hCSQz2GqweecsCiaib29m0zBGtqHk1vp2Xfjlq4zFK3X6Ol8MXQ"}
{"text": "用刚补的牙吃饭", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "种的草莓长大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LAjRBXOzNicjK4vbbWW8tTVXylXf0H34nA29Qb6PdshHOklEy6YkwZRw"}
{"text": "圆周率的前两位小数是3.14。", "question": "请告诉我令人心情愉悦的事情。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5258101"}
{"text": "巴黎！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1291592"}
{"text": "我觉得淘金的人应该把注意力都放在金子上，大部分的沙子丢掉就行了。", "question": "国外留学老师几乎每节课都要大骂中国，作为中国留学生该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈！太厉害了吧！（糟糕，快沉下去了）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6796922"}
{"text": "是为了做实验控制变量【大误】……讲个段子，组里大师兄每次做实验之前都要喝点酒再去，众人不解，问了之后才知道，大师兄正在做的项目，一开始的时候喝了点酒才开始做的，之后的实验，为了控制变量，也只好先喝点酒了……", "question": "科研人员经常喝酒吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我妈。野战部队医院，骨科小辣椒，肿瘤科一枝花。我爸经常把自己喝成傻逼，然后怕我妈骂他，闭目躺床上装死。吵架这种东西，得吵出来对吧，如果对方辩友装死猪，你说气不气嘛！我妈风情万种地趴在他耳边：你知道吗？我这一刀下去，让你走得没有痛苦。我爸：醒了醒了醒了。", "question": "学医的女生有多可怕？？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "风浪越大 出场越贵", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "总算拿到了挂在天花板上的帽子", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "还不上菜？让我们吃空气吗！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "我受够了那些消极的想法，不想再继续下去了。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "神奇宝贝战斗场面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmMjGyxzgHb8bVR3icRkWbibxEDEDBicvmDk7FGP6juic8eANjkaoeRePOXbZoJ1GtCZphwQ67BKiclIw"}
{"text": "没错！我就是基拉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7pv5b6nyuj30ci0eljw6"}
{"text": "妈蛋楼口的自动门都出不去。", "question": "假如给你三天隐身，你会做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "关于位置的老师太多了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375508"}
{"text": "是你吗？把我的男朋友候选人的信息卖给FRIDAY的那个人？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7096130"}
{"text": "ADC：？", "question": "如何用最少的字讲一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不离开这么远就看不见……这是老花眼吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3470360"}
{"text": "为什么要装修地道？打鬼子？", "question": "地道的英式装修是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在这个没有镜子的世界里，双胞胎一边互相认为对方很丑陋，一边交谈。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "3816405"}
{"text": "我觉得是微软。-- 来自年过 30 玩过了无数 3A 还沉迷扫雷的我", "question": "你心中最伟大的游戏公司是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我来接您，费用是多少？", "question": "请问有没有什么像是妻子会查的关键词？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216004"}
{"text": "但是鲍勃并没有做。", "question": "把那部著名作品的标题换一个字，使其更生动。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6578461"}
{"text": "少年时期的吉田沙保里。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4567070"}
{"text": "别人：「快 ~ 谢谢阿姨 ！」我：「谢谢阿姨 ~（甜甜的...」", "question": "别人让他小孩喊我阿姨，我应该怎么淡定的呛回去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年纪比我大的叔叔们会主动给我递烟   ", "question": "因为文身，你被特殊对待过吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1.某院士查房。教授：「人在什么情况下会口吐白沫？」众医生：「emmmmm……癫痫？有机磷农药中毒？」教授：「还有什么？」众医生：「高热惊厥？……」教授：「还有吗？」众医生：「还有……心衰？」教授：「还有刷牙，哈哈哈哈」 2.某消化科远古大神级教授查房。教授：「Oddi 括约肌由哪几条肌肉组成？分部叫什么名字？」众医生：一脸懵逼。教授一口气报了几个名字，还是英文的。教授：「知道这几条肌肉的名字并没有什么用，我就是来你们面前显摆一下的。」", "question": "教授查房时候，提问过你哪些深刻问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "操场的篮球架被一群社会大哥占了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etrw2v46srj20b109nab2"}
{"text": "在宿舍楼下等外卖，看到一小哥骑着小电驴过来，在门前停下，我无比自然地走过去问：「请问是 XX 外卖吗？」那哥们儿干笑了几声，回了我一句：「不好意思，啊，我不是送外卖的。」然后一女生走过来，坐上他的车走了。那天我发了条朋友圈：把在宿舍楼下等女朋友的男生认成送外卖的了。后来找别的学院同学蹭课题，他们出技术我出文案，恰好被我误认为外卖小哥的男生也在这个课题组。我们加了微信，他给我那条朋友圈下评论了一句：那不是我女朋友。课题合作过程中觉得他挺不错的，除了那弃疗的直男穿衣风格，还有乡村土豪系列电瓶车……总之我们在一起了，现在他经常给我送外卖。╮(╯▽╰)╭", "question": "点外卖的过程中遇见过什么有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一你好，外星人！一蠢货，那是你上次弄丢的宇航服！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArGQrAfAObaetWyKDTok46K85icPLlkMJ3ibx9jRe6D6SRZYQn4D9a99tA"}
{"text": "哈尔移动的大萝卜", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "左宗棠。", "question": "如果说牛排和黑椒是绝配，那么鸡肉和什么是绝配呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "悄悄精准扶贫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kZkm6VDyic5Tv5GDQic7icbm1FCiaGWY9J8eELKsvhpYia2NUDxSUMF0Es6g"}
{"text": "更热烈一点吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306228"}
{"text": "民主党执政复苏。", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "应该是一个20-80岁的男性或女性", "question": null, "star": 591, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h435i6i83wj61401hc13302"}
{"text": "寻找濑户内寂听。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5164243"}
{"text": "这不是走廊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028392"}
{"text": "我只拧了一下水龙头，没想到...", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6756125"}
{"text": "吴英石改变了方向。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6701126"}
{"text": "台风来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6366641"}
{"text": "长排长", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "啊？是霍克牧场吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1224013"}
{"text": "点头", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "卫生间是日式的。", "question": "UFO的内部照片入手后最让我惊讶的事情是什么？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3971092"}
{"text": "木久扇，你可别来了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824659"}
{"text": "算法体操 - 与传送白色粉末的精灵一起！", "question": null, "star": 2672, "type": "I2T", "image": "1636054"}
{"text": "夫妻在婚恋应用上相识并相爱。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7358931"}
{"text": "你管这个叫八岁？！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "这位老哥……你有看到跟我一起的狗子吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvdliqa6emj60ci0elaes02"}
{"text": "先环住她的肩膀：哎呀，怎么又变漂亮了！（占她便宜）如果她（甩开你）：滚开，你是谁啊？你就立刻把她粗糙地推开：MTM 不认识也敢插我队？知乎日报注：危险动作，不管是不是专业人士都不要模仿", "question": "食堂打饭的时候被女神插队该如何表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "安全带过敏", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "低头看手机也看不见啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5452247"}
{"text": "每到产卵季节它们都会爬回岸上", "question": null, "star": 249, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz5yjtynxxj610q13dwmu02"}
{"text": "这个也要拿去换钱了吗T", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxyahrf471j20ku0rsq6n"}
{"text": "只能钓到臭男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPEIsbSDwic0Udqz2M04IibKxNSbPPS9bYvjWsWRsiaynWFeMiaTeF4QU4Lw"}
{"text": "他忍不到下一个服务区了！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqi1pk3fb2j20b509mac8"}
{"text": "厕所憋不住的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5615003"}
{"text": "“早上好，安娜”“早上好，安琪”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlOajdJ0sZNwFLaia7wzkKbdVyzurqV1JtcGlmYBOqYicq4lStAFERxcpA"}
{"text": "有……有创可贴吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9QLTmN75ibd30S2JUh4EibzBINIzRuTuhxzCnWicmyIDaiaEQMDbNxgm5fA"}
{"text": "三色圆珠笔的内部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5iblwNGynAMlZcMUHayB1QEQ92EDp7sCaoibVMvXYw2xxTRFNq5Df6JNQ"}
{"text": "夜宵", "question": "作为一个中学生，哪一餐少吃或不吃，同时配合运动，对学习和生长发育没有很大影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇……好小啊……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837824"}
{"text": "看电视剧那都不是八年抗战，是中国人把日本人拉到家里揍了八年没让人家走。", "question": "抗日神剧的编剧有哪些套路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马纪念赛最后的直线冲刺时刻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5647718"}
{"text": "永无止境的故事～♪", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5415910"}
{"text": "「今天公司要加班嘛……」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm64tivj5kj30ci0elqbm"}
{"text": "女高中生出现在街角", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "比哆啦a梦稍微厉害些", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4QxyXmSdRYpzv8gvqKz1EGk3OFbs3sDRicPRLZCVYBic80fiau9AcqnFBNw"}
{"text": "每次打不通电话的时候都以为你死了。", "question": "用一句话表达异地恋的感受?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那种事情我才不会呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2090023"}
{"text": "小恐龙日常向我们讲述她的可爱之处。", "question": "这样的多啦A梦是绝对回不到未来的。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2836439"}
{"text": "闻到煤气泄露味后过去检查一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6e4ojhjajj30ci0el42r"}
{"text": "矶野今天状态很好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6833398"}
{"text": "以绝大部分男生的自恋程度，只要你每天和他对视超过 3 次。他要是对你有意思绝壁开始进攻。", "question": "如何优雅含蓄地告诉男生「我觉得你还不错，来追我吧」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "消化不良症患者自述病情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkfqTtYMuypDQKsrDGJttOibicoqlg4xCbsN8nkyl2szyTs8hI4NdXpfLg"}
{"text": "细节太多了，我们看老贼觉得脸上写着贼字，他们看我们也觉得脑门上挂着警官证。讲个故事吧：去车站抓贼，为了伪装我就骑了摩托带了个头盔伪装成摩的司机。忽然有人拍我的肩膀，回头一看是个十进宫老贼，其中在我手里就栽了三次，为我评优评先做了不少贡献。他满脸堆笑递过来一根烟：X 队，你烧成灰我都认得你。于是，那天唯一的收获就是跑摩的挣了不少钱，比我工资还高。", "question": "有哪些可能使便衣警察暴露身份的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "连续错了四个之后，老师开始无视我了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7328969"}
{"text": "糟糕！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6821658"}
{"text": "曾经风靡兰州的 504 雪糕.....实际上 504 是核工业部的厂，90 年代发不出工资，被迫做雪糕了。", "question": "世界级大企业有哪些匪夷所思离本行极远的副业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "龙珠格斗游戏后台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOP37WpPaTxG0e35h9q1FjRVRQAM4XZ2iakXxJjSvZdLbxqjj2ib9ATjSbw"}
{"text": "腰带是白色的。", "question": "运动会啦啦队的吹笛子趣闻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3175777"}
{"text": "进化到了极致的不倒翁。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6806820"}
{"text": "你不觉得让手机的屏幕随着手机一起慢慢变老是一件很浪漫的事情吗？", "question": "智能手机到底要不要贴膜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，海蒂，山田遇到了危险。我过去看看。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "475444"}
{"text": "花费十年时间讨伐恶龙回来被告知出发时走反了方向", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSeeptbx40khSket3ImSRUcj5MFvn7gQd99gticTLyW3tBpgyjAOUpoVA"}
{"text": "死亡地点：厕所蹲便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eplnm4siq7j209f09kdh7"}
{"text": "TRF的SAM源自于我怕冷。", "question": "一个知道无关紧要的词源的人赢得比赛。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4334021"}
{"text": "教学楼有一热水器，下课后大家都去那打水，人多经常排队。一天，队伍最前边是一美女，只见这妹子在水龙头前纠结了一会，可怜兮兮的回头对身后的小伙子说：“我杯盖打不开了……”然后，小伙子说：“啊，没事，我先打吧。”", "question": "你经历过的最不解风情的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叶师虎，切他中路", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "自助售卖机工作人员提供找零服务", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "早起就要早睡，早睡就要早关手机。把看手机的时间省出来，用来去上班，这不是一位理性的人的选择。", "question": "为什么有的人上班不愿意早起几分钟，非要把自己的行程弄的那么匆忙?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你竞争的职位：化学课代表你实际的工作：净坛使者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT9u1e4gNzvBIICUMkia1YZAWurZF952dvlPMreLtoic4Q7njDRtNTC22Q"}
{"text": "纯正的十二分之一的感情", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "‘’让我看看这强力胶说明书‘’", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "什么？已经到了穿长袖的季节了！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8iczfycLRCB8OlAnxNib6oSmibDQORiaKiaF04gpHsrjNeMtZTmPqAmAvMeMA"}
{"text": "头痛得厉害。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "吐槽河京离婚律师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqsyrMF54DWSFKyWic4DeBicv3jcf9GDWFkK5EtLltaEQFs7icf3aYFYnBQ"}
{"text": "不是.我只是装病！我只是装病而已啦！求求你们别闹了嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmonyc73wxj30ci0el7ei"}
{"text": "华丽的苍蝇捕捉法。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423544"}
{"text": "讨厌，谁放的街舞音乐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BauLNvBCoiaaLtiaOJxFOTNt3NPWDojprHv0ez9gDicHfwNibD2pp0EaSvyg"}
{"text": "有什么需要考虑的事情吗？", "question": "岸田首相可能会推行这样的政策。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6887563"}
{"text": "到达顶峰后等了女友一个多小时，她真是没用啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nELt4kHAFGGEGcVCtL3LMxXEwuE959bQPSkMKr6DxvJE1y43HgZkfZHA"}
{"text": "鸟的肌肉鼓起来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6427450"}
{"text": "听说您是远近闻名的动物摄影师，请问怎么收费呢？", "question": null, "star": 68, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "不看那里挑战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "因为忘记带降落伞了，所以只能拍拍翅膀飞回来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5392270"}
{"text": "无论试多少次，都不会变成兔子，耳朵也不会掉下来。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6490688"}
{"text": "安慰人最有效的办法就是比惨。", "question": "很烦的时候，你想要别人怎么安慰你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谈判合作成立。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2983766"}
{"text": "啊！这个音乐我在进研小组里听过！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "126309"}
{"text": "去买牙刷吧。", "question": null, "star": 1306, "type": "I2T", "image": "3381841"}
{"text": "《关于妈妈孕期去西藏玩结果我成了转世灵童这件事》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbdic5sZNicJxJTX33yyicaPh8m8P25ibb9a2LTCnicFcpEq8Bkg0tUPPSo0Q"}
{"text": "静香的指令", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hepv8vdsmpj30ci0elwi5"}
{"text": "本山西人表示，对人类有什么影响我不知道，反正没面条吃我是不活了。", "question": "如果小麦被一种厉害的真菌感染后灭绝了，会对人类产生什么影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“你搞错了，时光机在抽屉里”", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "对方的口臭通过电话传到我耳边。", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "你不说你没复习吗", "question": null, "star": 541, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj5ajjfjwcj60u010cgu302"}
{"text": "我们学校教导主任就牛批了。他会穿着我们的校服，混在人群中逮人。", "question": "大家的高中时代学校为了抓早恋有过什么震惊或者特别搞笑的操作吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "邪魅地一笑，说：女人，你这是在玩火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3n0TmrOn0aSJJZ9B5tsrwGhewYqtmZVV2z4ELUSfY9hBX066ibaM6ZOA"}
{"text": "两会的时候可以去逛逛，每个地方牛逼的大叔都在那", "question": "在哪里可更高几率遇见高质量男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天九点以后不能洗头。", "question": "第一次去美容院的人可以说一点点谎。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7355276"}
{"text": "可能是因为「狗」也能做形容词吧（雾）。", "question": "为什么可以说「我爸爸」、「我妈妈」，却不能说「我狗」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个姑娘喝醉了就总是自说自话地耍无赖。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "6536794"}
{"text": "大夫让少吃甜点，那我就把它当饭吃好了", "question": null, "star": 163, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guxo0i6z2qj60u00ui0ve02"}
{"text": "2021创造营曾涵江女装照外泄", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "高级化妆水全撒地上了为了减少损失疯狂用全身吸收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibIAU5Q0uNic04DYQ5tiaVh2T7VRALPDaaUA8zAYtwgLibibv1su0ia2v73NA"}
{"text": "「这个人是痴汉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5i5qntj7uj30ci0el0tj"}
{"text": "想起那段再也回不去的日子，真让人感慨万千。", "question": "夏日少女的香气中，说着浪漫的话，感叹不已。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6111061"}
{"text": "谁刚才说话了？我不是叫你们安静点吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4748791"}
{"text": "你好！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3089029"}
{"text": "父亲虽然长了一副凶神恶煞的样子，但唯独对孙子十分和蔼可亲。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3186526"}
{"text": "军队的直升机不够，只好用气球勉强应对。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1953365"}
{"text": "爸：女儿我养了你二十多年，你咋死活嫁不出去，啥时候才能换个男人养你噢？妈：很快就可以了。爸：哇，女儿找到男朋友了？妈：我打算马上改嫁，就能换个男人养她了。以上是我见过最调皮的妈了。", "question": "母亲有什么操作让你觉得很奇怪但又很可爱呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "瞬间接着枪弹。", "question": "给哆啦A梦的秘密道具加一个字，让它变得无用。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5311991"}
{"text": "我还真没见过谁喊天哪他们都喊我操", "question": "中国人为什么通常说「天哪」，而不说「神哪」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "林如海：闺女，放暑假去你姥姥家玩两天吧。少跟宝玉一起去网吧，还有你二舅妈说了不让你帮他做作业，今年寒假作业你写的都让你二舅检查出来了，把你表哥好一个教训。", "question": "如果把林黛玉进贾府改为现代版是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "雅典学院吧 这张画 枪花迷都懂", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "无论倒多少酒，只会从下面流出来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447842"}
{"text": "护肤美妆洗护家居充话费送儿童营养健康", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEPBrwK7wMibArjqysZdaRymMVWRzcmlzUwibtQHDrxtp95TLFbnGXZFBA"}
{"text": "独自一人时的坚强。", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "妈妈快醒醒！扫地机器人吸你头发了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g9hi0zy3t0j210212qtfi"}
{"text": "隐形眼镜我帮你找到了", "question": null, "star": 454, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gle7y9qpjcj610x1d8gt702"}
{"text": "小孩子快五岁，已经自己睡小床了。有时候半夜想喝水，懒得自己去拿，就会叫我：「妈妈，我要喝水！」我如果醒着就会过去给她拿水壶。有一次早上起来，她和我抱怨说昨晚叫我好久我都没来，我说对不起啊妈妈可能太累了，睡熟了就什么都听不到了，下次如果你叫不醒妈妈，你可以自己去喝水吗？她说好吧。昨天晚上赶论文很晚才睡，才躺下没一会，就听到她喊我：「妈妈，我要喝水！」我实在太累了，心想孩子大了也懂事了自己会去喝水的，我就没有回答她。她喊了好几遍，我都没理她。我听到了她悉悉索索起床的声音，很欣慰，孩子终于长大了。然后我就听到了她穿上拖鞋，吧叽叭叽走到厨房，打开冰箱吃冰棒的声音。", "question": "有哪些对话让你感觉智商瞬间被压制？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "P杯", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvszdaaq2bj20yi18y4lm"}
{"text": "好可怕啊……果然还是会耳朵痛吧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5612216"}
{"text": "本来我就不信基督教。", "question": "快到圣诞节了，我有一句话想说。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "2502402"}
{"text": "摩西，这件神器你以后可能用得上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8xLhib9KaIlhPiaKoQXMP1vsJZWkibMFiaaiaoLMcFW20hY0fK40Yg0wLlow"}
{"text": "有图像了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3IUBzFqQlrkwOHeXm9dZlqzAsIicibJFTEs8wTlxEgI4dyr2W2BwE9icXIw"}
{"text": "凭直觉。", "question": "即使是傻瓜也能理解的一对一的解决方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5794662"}
{"text": "我懂你的，我要是长你那样一定也会哭的啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1h3pe5crnlyj30ci0el0w8"}
{"text": "你天天想着你爹、你娘、你兄弟还有家里的所有亲戚都想宰了你，就能活出那种感觉了。", "question": "怎么才能活出春秋战国诸侯的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一百万零一只小狗狗。", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "踩了脚油门，车竟然横着走了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esc393rr3bj209p0af767"}
{"text": "工作群四大谎言：45分钟前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavV4ZCB69v7nbSFcSdMibia3aTCjEcQfnaX3H5cOicCDibibcKB1pRkfRB7ePg"}
{"text": "挠球", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "敏捷的阻止了隐形人抢菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibxLpT4x9ppC6xIYnSsd3x1pic5dsPKnyvdbRHf4MP1ibGNbIarMGIMEiaQ"}
{"text": "下班回家又要陪有妄想症的儿子演“假装家里有个机器猫”的故事了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT8hicMcjOnF6qv0Ar0pM8yTfdxO4xhOhAdKJiaFOxDxggdtOI8LbSGX0g"}
{"text": "我点的干脆面呢！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "父子相认冬", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1090w0u7uj20yi103x3x"}
{"text": "你在教我做事？", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "浪里白条？啊？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPYbvLOSMpoDAw7skJYkXab3UyHoXCQrDicGE9CGvC9fseT5rhTGsicoBQOvEKUtMU94eru8RvhXQ"}
{"text": "为了给老年人让座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KeebwKrOa5b5eObFsm5GFwYRvvuaiaMtdtBVGXbx01zuzt1Eb8P8xkuQ"}
{"text": "因为蚌埠住了，你看芜湖的 GDP 增速就不是 0", "question": "如何评价蚌埠市 2021 年 GDP 增速为 0？为什么会这样，蚌埠的发展遇到了哪些瓶颈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就是一直在保持着「随时可以分开」的想法。", "question": "现在年轻人的「择偶标准」里，有哪些不太传统的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真是个大亚马逊啊。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286713"}
{"text": "别照我，照我爸爸~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "哎呀，浮起来了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "那么，今晚我一边吵架一边抢到的栗子果实就是这个。", "question": null, "star": 371, "type": "I2T", "image": "5993659"}
{"text": "狗雪淋头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0zPRnx6FuBicaJloDmGqDsQ6NeAus7kohLvRPDSia9xbDm5qiaVVjZuBPw"}
{"text": "下次槽友出道你上榜好吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQhbL8UzC5CEOYgKRUeo0Z0xFmib8iatAzWkKBicekcfUbJUjOVk7yJ7E4A"}
{"text": "他说他得到了好的素材。", "question": "这家寿司店可能是间谍窝，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 1801, "type": "T2T", "image": "6783122"}
{"text": "商场休息区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iauicovVhsLs1rdahVCpZZcbKBxywMJFrKA3zia5fERTT4U1vG8djAbQDQ"}
{"text": "吓我一跳！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3096923"}
{"text": "「老王啊，你家的楼盘能不能看着给我留一套？」「能啊，给钱。」「你怎么那么俗就知道钱，你看我做了一款好产品，你不给我房给谁啊？」「喂，110 吗？这里有个神经病！」", "question": "为什么程序员提到跳槽就是镀金、加薪，而很少有人真正想做一款好产品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有人帮忙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2025688"}
{"text": "欢迎光临！请用这台平板点单！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf4k6vv160j30ci0el3zm"}
{"text": "现充人呢！给我出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm5tgh13akj30ci0elgp9"}
{"text": "有次和基友们赴宴，深圳大饱口福自助餐，一两百一位，大家讨论朗姆酒还是哈根达斯还是三文鱼如何吃回本的时候瞥见旁边一大哥在灌可乐，哈哈哈，觉得真傻。然后猛醒悟，人家只是来吃个饭而已。", "question": "为什么有人在 MacBook 上装 Windows 7 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "命", "question": null, "star": 242, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw7jksn7ucj60yq1abtd102"}
{"text": "导盲犬", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "好耶！是有钱人家！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7m1ikklf0j30ci0elwfn"}
{"text": "晚上和女朋友吃完饭，我说：「待会把碗刷一下。」她说：「你自言自语声音怎么这么大？」", "question": "一个人到底可以幽默到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "疫苗第四针的副作用看起来非常严重。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522103"}
{"text": "这个马少一横", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "原以为自己被骚扰，没想到是正在骚扰我的人被骚扰了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6543139"}
{"text": "刚才服务员摔倒了，消失在运送过程中的炒面的去向让我很担心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1508307"}
{"text": "怀旧，带你重温两年前的网络段子。", "question": "我国脱口秀有什么优点?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游泳时看到鸽了自己的兄弟带了个女生来游", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pCdRQZnRd319YmWUAJxkjAARxa4dKAwoSqboDkrdo5ct1abjZGGaqicg"}
{"text": "山田说他想当班长！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsuje5uo31j30ci0el41b"}
{"text": "再见，詹姆斯...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "577431"}
{"text": "对不起我妈不让我出去玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVzmFEGR7VxgOhDT1MK8cenGdgibzskMzJskTA5rhbnBteqTMC5vOkjog"}
{"text": "火锅", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "说明书的说明会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0PGKWqmuZQE3ofQX2tK90csQQgIl4mGXwaPJN1hhzTicicibhhBQC56kZw"}
{"text": "和你的朋友在地上找隐形眼镜", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "看到我的假睫毛了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RyIT6UiayOic4PEr32CYw1icn6Ppk3rT1etOCictQ8rxia2pLbAvZ31f2CibqhlX1hPBmM9jiaLibyVt11oA"}
{"text": "你真的以为我会相信你见过真正的法老吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370595"}
{"text": "穿了很容易掉的裙子上台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lr1JnV9kRaIkjzr6ozRCIK6CC5o0CtByZm9qNicuTodPAXAUcvq2BmyjQ"}
{"text": "看呐，都是最好的蘑菇！相亲大会上的第一句就太没品了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7mHONTQVIMF0UurxdlC7Fg5HIla3rjybOkRuGltVKibUZAmXYvacsoFA"}
{"text": "优秀的人，不是不合群，而是他们合群的人里面没有你。", "question": "怎么看待「优秀的人往往不合群」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麒麟说：“哎，等一下，等一下，等一下。我的屁股被岩石卡住了，你要帮我拍照留念吗？快点，救救我啊。”", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "2673125"}
{"text": "好像是上初中的时候吧，有一次出去玩，看见路边有人卖蝎子，就买了只打算拿回去养着玩，蝎子是用纸袋装着，放在上衣口袋里，坐公交车回家的时候感觉有人在摸我口袋，过了几秒钟，一声撕心裂肺的惨叫吓得我差点背过气去， 回过神来的时候看见，一个人跳下公交车，一路疯跑，我买的那只蝎子从我口袋里钻出来，一脸无辜地看着我。", "question": "你见过的小偷有多搞笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学一年级眼中的六年级学生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2a61uzmukj30ci0elq6c"}
{"text": "买给前男友的耳机……", "question": "你买过最坑的耳机是哪一款？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这关是把两尊雕像朝向同一方向大门就会打开", "question": null, "star": 234, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0gae1aavj614b1d9qaz02"}
{"text": "陪人家去加油站嘛～好不好嘛～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g60mb7fy1xj20lr0ocwgs"}
{"text": "如果解雇了半泽，他就变成麦当劳的员工了。三个人的心声：“太可怜了”。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5443802"}
{"text": "身高1.1m的孩子：上次坐地铁戴的是猫面具呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "八戒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R5xg8FjsUc19oHSkC5wsMPUcZnql5lddWaQfFErPBQoYamEhIiaGHFKQ89u5k1cEZ3VCmEIdCQSmA"}
{"text": "红色肾结石排出过程", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "正好，我需要你从晚上12点开始的夜班，因为我之前不够。", "question": "下午的工作我实在不想回去，能麻烦你对我说句话吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5392834"}
{"text": "复杂的家庭。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505534"}
{"text": "高中生不知道打工人的殚精竭虑，打工人也忘记了高中时的焦头烂额。果然人类的悲喜并不相通。", "question": "996真的很累吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们 是青铜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "男：我要去接机。女：哎呀不要了吧，多麻烦你呀，大晚上的你还要出来接我，都没法好好睡觉，太心疼你了，我怎么可以答应这种事，我太过分了我很自责我很难过，所以你还是不要接机啦在家呆着好好睡觉，不过你可真喜欢我呀，愿意为我这样，我好开心好开心好开心好爱你呀~ 男：我觉得你可以自己安全回去，我就不接机了吧。女：WTF 你 TM 给老娘再说一遍？？？作为男朋友你竟然这么自私这么冷酷这么无情，我真是瞎了狗眼了看上了你，一点担当和责任心都没有还算什么男人，你根本就不爱我你都不体谅我不心疼我不在乎我，睡觉竟然比我还重要你个辣鸡渣男。（顺便把你以前做过的伤害她的事情全部翻出来重新复习一遍）", "question": "男朋友该不该去机场接出差晚归的女朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这句台词像人的语气，因为涉及到合规问题，所以被改写成了无法理解的callme的样子。", "question": "如果收录天空之城的真人版会发生什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3220676"}
{"text": "是你的手机吧？别再掉水里了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7u5oxpte6j30ci0eljvv"}
{"text": "猫嘴巴上长了黑斑，连忙送到医院，结果医生说她三花的花色恰好长到了嘴巴上", "question": "第一次养猫闹过笑话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上去的时候超重了最胖的人就会被注意。", "question": "请您告诉我电梯的运作原理。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2013597"}
{"text": "六十以上的可以女装", "question": null, "star": 170, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "海尔兄弟。", "question": "有什么漫画或者动画，角色穿着暴露无比，却没有给人「卖肉」的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "急支糖浆泉眼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba99u4qgfdUNmCjlBIu5hKWcNiazy9KqPIcrn8lbXwsBE71s6d0Y06l8w"}
{"text": "同传耳机里传来猩猩叫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNgFUzZbw3Y4YIcCVfCkxKMGAehp71dcnvibt9KkpL1zVulobwKwW9MiaQ"}
{"text": "解剖结果出来了，死因是解剖。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibnQkqhUiap7k7z2ibCPGgZj8sb1KkjxUSR2Vpryms6rQUrnFJYc4u0ibfw"}
{"text": "校园万人迷", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5805165"}
{"text": "我爱学习学习使我快乐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "zu5932bSzJUodF14Sybwl6zdytn7TsZ5CIjtVdApkKptZ18bdAiasfnkrMdw7Bylib7no8cF8CfKM404sT1bhCFQ"}
{"text": "不是说了九点叫我起吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9Ys7Nq1z2XAlgeTM2UHQycP52mkkKlhwwWCgDliaOzJZjPvKW42frricQw"}
{"text": "献血不是从骼膊上来的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6xIqMgWeHbUnNcryjF7TSJVO23yutGWUYias6Vv7aCRMXIibiapULWsFcw"}
{"text": "你妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk75RT6eukJy24YXQqqEpM1I0EfZcGbPq9w876DBfkZnPynjZnswaesNg"}
{"text": "寿司卷狼吞虎咽大赛决赛，就差一口就要赢了！在那个场面中，对手的爸爸在我眼前不停地摇晃，让我差点全吐出来。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "1614028"}
{"text": "是不是你小子把人家弄哭的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8nfv4tixtj20fr0fbjvo"}
{"text": "正如某位漫才师所说，我认为演讲和裙子都短一些比较好...", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "我只是想滚动却给了两颗星，现在删不掉。", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "对外国人普遍比较好", "question": "中国人有哪些优点让外国人赞赏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "变成雌性后，发现是娜乌西卡的鹦鹉飞来了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2969546"}
{"text": "然后，他想要我跟他一起。用那些诱人的点心来钓鱼吗？阿南，稍微诚恳一点，重新再来一次吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3908073"}
{"text": "接下来要点外卖吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6644018"}
{"text": "对特别嘉宾来说，这是笑点的初次引人发笑。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824659"}
{"text": "来晚了，路易十六已经……", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "太岁就是木星对地心投影的对跖点。木星的轨道平面距离地球轨道平面非常近，倾角仅为 1.3 度，所以木星在地球表面的对跖点从来不会超出两回归线以外 1.3 度，即 24.8N 和 24.8S，搬到泉州、阿斯旺、迈阿密以北或布里斯班、圣保罗、比勒陀利亚以南就井水不犯河水了。", "question": "庙里的师傅说我父亲明年犯太岁，需要花三万请佛供养，每年都在庙里花两万了，我想问一下是否有这个必要请？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "- 请问你为什么不冬眠呢？\n- 因为你把我叫醒了啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibBdUktdwudLPdxIeTx0LlrAM2RGkHnRtjPW9yYfcGwC0nTBppWTQlkA"}
{"text": "小时候被人骂了，放人家三轮车车气，结果发现特么放错了，又借气管给人家打了回去。", "question": "你有哪些不小心把自己坑了的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本来写了一大堆，结果发现不是说月薪，于是默默删除了。", "question": "国内税后年收入十万以上的程序员是什么样子呢？他们都会些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我自己的硕士论文，116 页，自己都读不下去。20210730：今天闲来无事又读了一下，写的确实很差。", "question": "你读过的哪些书是完全浪费时间的文字垃圾，内容质量特别差？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里的取暖设备是电空调。", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "骑墙派的开车习惯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNvfyeyW8mSOEGVl2S2Je6GrqfrAia7rnicibvtXD5N8SLoOsbIyucLSicjQ"}
{"text": "世上的200米障碍赛怎么总是和以前不一样。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4522746"}
{"text": "女子被卖深山挣扎无果，十年后被评最美乡村教师。", "question": "你听过的最黑色幽默的逻辑反转笑话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈萨克斯坦 ， 塔吉克斯坦，吉尔吉斯斯坦，乌兹别克斯坦哪个斯坦的海军比较强？", "question": "《生活大爆炸》（TBBT）过去六季里，四位 nerd 里谁睡过的妹子最多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "匆匆忙忙赶到公司才想起来老婆没给自己打开手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBKCzqgNlqc0mumFov3YpdWCHZqKeiaRqXtaudrZgE1W5MMwBskKJUGSA"}
{"text": "晚饭前半小时难道不是做饭时间吗？", "question": "晚饭的前后，哪个时间更适合出去散步半小时？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "总是忍不住说脏话。", "question": "茶道部出身的不良少年有什么特征？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2380782"}
{"text": "魔镜犯了一个错误，最后它碎了。", "question": "当女生问「我和 xx 比哪个更漂亮」怎么回答好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为读书，是梦开始的地方。", "question": "为什么一读书就困？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "佛祖的超度KPI定的实在是太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVjxQJkNKYMnzqh9wNZjEXBky1mSvyMt6Jg5RMlicKMF6ZzDibPvRLezRQ"}
{"text": "好像要结束CM了……", "question": "狐狸现在在想什么。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5913645"}
{"text": "我们公司的保安分两种：一种叫保安，一种叫形象岗保安。形象岗保安比普通保安每个月工资高一千多，就因为他们比较帅。", "question": "男性的帅有用么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们知道STAP细胞吗？国民：知道！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1263911"}
{"text": "因为直是最难的。", "question": "为什么河道可以非常弯曲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊！！手上的WiFi太强了！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egf71k8sahj20al09vjsg"}
{"text": "我的咪咪不可能这么可爱", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "？终点在那头?", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fy72ow9d0tj20yi10s1k2"}
{"text": "有纸吗，兄弟", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "变出5只手", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "看！非常漂亮！非常漂亮！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872972"}
{"text": "好的，我知道了，回去等消息吧~", "question": "怎么高情商的拒绝表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明年多吃点哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6317520"}
{"text": "“你说什么强力胶？这不是能掰开吗?” "在外表面"", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "才不怕那只蓝狸猫！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6umexj3qoj30ci0elgn4"}
{"text": "石头飞起来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381117"}
{"text": "女人的心和私心。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3361232"}
{"text": "一起加油吧，一鼓作气！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6952396"}
{"text": "交通疏导员不觉得单向通行等待辛苦，她来做这份工作。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6678081"}
{"text": "老太婆气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh1zdkeevlj30ci0el75v"}
{"text": "老妈「我刷完马桶放这儿的牙刷哪去了？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gou4iaeuchj30ci0el7cy"}
{"text": "哇~", "question": "铁饼运动员绝对不会说的一句话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6424727"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "给我递一下扳手", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "真的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3kib8k4rMrdIwAmdew1hJhBxYBHrXibzV7yzGic6LSwDvAt27XpK9G8qRWw"}
{"text": "我是猫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5356361"}
{"text": "连球一起被踢飞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZKcHqlyOnzKgZtPhYRtLyN3GkLQRA3ibSn9KLB2oEfLS7FPricsbJEibcA"}
{"text": "翻过两座山，穿过平原后，再往前走就是一片森林。", "question": "请问怎样去漫湖呢？", "star": 415, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464589"}
{"text": "高中有一次坐火车，在某站被冻醒，看到站台有人卖毛衣。说是他们家自己织的。我觉得不错就花 80 买了一件。还有个简单的包装，底下是牛皮纸和纸板一类的东西，上面是一层塑料薄膜。买完顺手买了点吃的，上车，打开包装，里面就一个袖子……我花 80 买了个袖子……", "question": "你经历过怎样的骗局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这只红色的鞋会更适合你哦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VDYt4RmU3pamHI52KXjSFicvnibICkvcDW2QibAgBCnzABlWjzkqLic9c9Q"}
{"text": "不要试图去拉一个蹲着的男孩子，他只是硬了而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArbbChD66CvibjrFSPjSb8lR0BT98nQsbgbkWmRbyGMy88moYW7mmn96g"}
{"text": "马萨卡 + 啊嘞嘞 + 呀巴黎 + 哇嘎哒。（日报注：难道说 + 咦？ + 果然！+ 我知道了。）", "question": "柯南的思维模式是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用力过猛的杀虫剂广告", "question": null, "star": 188, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxy5nbdh4nj61041c4wpk02"}
{"text": "片头的爱剪辑过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4aqffcKzcAFic3pV9ylDKTh54oxQ55MUiakzDyeibTtEcVK4BtcCbpfaPg"}
{"text": "八分饱就是你刚吃到兴头上，就该放下筷子了。——小 S", "question": "到底吃多少才是八分饱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "参与奖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGnjfqGVS6kS2cUHThldibHYwibSCGQhqrhVku7WwLOaYqc87zoDM5ytKA"}
{"text": "游戏《老年战队》打上美少女MOD后，官方更新了新角色而MOD作者还尚未跟进", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGib2jL5nU3KGRaN4mqTY3leoNCG5TQVUtWXb0p22uiaODdL3LKmRFN1NQ"}
{"text": "离婚将近的爸妈互相推卸起了谁养自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdao8lbv2aj30ci0elq5v"}
{"text": "高一的时候有一次数学测试，卷子有点难。满分 150，我考了 130 分，班上第二名 63 分。", "question": "你最孤独的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当DJ放起MJ的《Thriller》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQEqvYEytj3O3ay8TSibiaeRavmf9PDM1UXiatP8mcWIqeJd28pHy5JUPNw"}
{"text": "出剪刀的人一坐下-", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8isapjs80j614016ngrw02"}
{"text": "不知道自己做的是什么总之卖得很好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLSUbsQju2equukX4XCCjkZqsicB4uPNmC2FMEhZrZpOGtNbLc0icJz4eg"}
{"text": "等待玩家搭话的NPC", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu92g9wdtpj60ci0el42302"}
{"text": "不为什么，因为这句话本来就是错的。如果为了防止长大后轻易被金钱诱骗就提倡「富养女」的话，那男孩长大后最容易受美色诱惑，我们是不是该「淫养儿」啊？好啊！", "question": "为什么女孩子要富养？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "空调坏了，实在不好意思。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4388942"}
{"text": "我的位置空出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2367221"}
{"text": "老婆卸妆后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5PpfFl90ZWHcWpH67CWgAs9s0WDn9InIwniaJDe00EXeiab2QjibDsVjQg"}
{"text": "小学第一次期末考试数学得了 99.5，那点五扣在问「篮球是个什么形？」得 100 的都说是圆形，我写的是「不是圆形，是球体」。无悔！过两天上图让诸位感受下……那张卷纸我一直留着……", "question": "做过最气的题是什么题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当部长在背后说他的坏话时，恰好站在他后面的前任主管。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4926638"}
{"text": "都说了我不是那只鸟twitter", "question": null, "star": 1038, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gojsv68aj5j612s1fp12r02"}
{"text": "这句话的主要作用是押韵。", "question": "如何理解「没有信仰，别谈善良」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快到开店的时间了，一打开灯发现昨天的客人还在", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HJ977vFclGc3lWfo5xGF56iaJAjTHNXptXMIv2yJ11deKDYfX48N27vg"}
{"text": "我打开的钱包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAOeX7nHVia0nyCC2oXZUyzQDnolurTJbx6pa4Tlf4gyJRCYCJh936l5Q"}
{"text": "你家的加湿器也很奇怪好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh6jf6i3a2j20zi14146t"}
{"text": "别装模作样了，自己动手做就行了，你这个秃子少指挥我，我知道了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6442929"}
{"text": "绝对，耐克更好哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5619485"}
{"text": "他误以为控制器上装了麦克风。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4122611"}
{"text": "很抱歉，那不是《白鸟之湖》。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6584971"}
{"text": "普京：“哇哦，俄罗斯糟糕透了。” 吉田：“你这样说会让我很生气的。”", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3813962"}
{"text": "原来你发际线比我高", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "在麦当劳，我说我要 Apple pay，结果售货员鄙夷地看了我一眼，拿出个苹果派。", "question": "在中国使用 Apple Pay 是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们不让我玩杀人游戏T_T", "question": "眼睛小是怎么一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请您让我站起来，不要被吊带勒得太紧，谢谢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4746401"}
{"text": "喂！小老弟！这附近有鲨鱼出没！小心点哦！『多谢忠告！没事的啦！我在船上！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtafcao8kjj30ci0el423"}
{"text": "饭吃完再走！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNbhuNVJeaX8eibmcibN0zXCtgCF2CMOk9Sibhucv6pt9EMyAJLTQIl19lA"}
{"text": "导师帮我润色了论文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOP9jRujvnianL6xIvVbdicj6GIZ7HEcvY5Is3gz1vIgrCnGTSzhHEIvJnA"}
{"text": "教练说我只要缠住对方一个人就行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVxs71JZwPT16NZjjgaLCrJXXtAX5rL9jdPM3IW7LuBZwHFEBSJAHJtQ"}
{"text": "放心，灯没坏，是你瞎了而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicIDAWmt4TVSlKkPOElpT68Ehwj4Y9wdhfaIdlWtEWYkjtCEJib8ofxSg"}
{"text": "一场雨啊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6083686"}
{"text": "老二迟迟不洗澡。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6501779"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦...大雄能赢静香的道具...快拿出来啊...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379582"}
{"text": "那个男的在舔他前面老头的头！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "八戒，让为师过个好年吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjUrkX81SeT90Y1G9cw5m1O6Hib8VwR3gbNvDMiao9ZSeUlz9nDovOqEqg"}
{"text": "起立！敬礼！", "question": null, "star": 75, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzuk89n816j60s616aq6b02"}
{"text": "本周的倒霉色是黄色和绿色。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3411503"}
{"text": "都欠那么多了。换成我问问银行。能不能再借一亿，凑个整，好记一些。", "question": "如果我欠银行 999 亿人民币还不上，需要承担什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我啦！100万赏金拿来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6gh6rpnvrj30ci0el0uc"}
{"text": "「你能让这个论坛的人都吵起来，我今晚就跟你走。」「Python 是最好的编程语言！」论坛炸锅了，开始各种吵架……「服了你了，我们走吧，你想干啥都行。」「改天吧，今儿我一定要说服他们，Python 必须是最好的编程语言。」", "question": "有哪些好笑的关于程序员的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以前生过孩子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1768956"}
{"text": "鳄鱼眼中的全家桶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr3mVNjhTBGxZH1tibNX7NsrbhAAw3w6YJFE965I3ZuJe6qAnu21UI7IA"}
{"text": "随便啦，我无所谓。", "question": "说些长话短说的事情吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6724352"}
{"text": "4000 多的机器人，会趁你开门下楼拿快递的时候偷偷跑掉，哈哈哈。", "question": "扫地机器人 1000 多的和 4000 多的有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有在做三题和三的倍数题时才会变傻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847482"}
{"text": "“怀胎三年又六月，生一铁皮金刚”“卸车窗还父，拧轮胎还母”", "question": "如何评价动画《哪吒与变形金刚》的预告片与海报？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《五年高考 三年模拟》", "question": "有没有一本书，提到书就想起它，提到它就觉得它改变了你，甚至影响你的人生观，让自己感动不已的一本书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿阿迪来了耐克的活动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVW3cG3pqibyr2RnhrZCFMjgvUDdxuVWXxwn42phLznMdthDlYq3jMSlicA"}
{"text": "反派【先从那个颜色鲜艳的家伙开始打起！】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibliaibcLycsQ7icdTMrspd0ELpVZQicfeGibQzRlYplasSH2OKJ5Sm2Tf9bQ"}
{"text": "白头挟老", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YUauw4y2V6j22C0FiczIxb6Oo9ibcQybbk4KLKvibtnt1nKQUHmhIPtDog"}
{"text": "你好，你感兴趣的“日式冷吐槽”已开通了超话社区～ 超话社区是微博旗下兴趣互动社区，快来与志同道合的小伙伴们一起交流互动吧！ 戳我进入>> ", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "你知道吗？抹香鲸一生中只有17%的时间在睡觉，其他时间都在抹香香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib35ib2tUib5CeqhbepicGFOvQbxh5V39DAeDrlnMMGV1RCvU3kxGoSoW5w"}
{"text": "过敏应对", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6664294"}
{"text": "我们被强力胶黏住的时候才2岁", "question": null, "star": 86, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "你在装傻吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3365404"}
{"text": "丧事准备好了，也联系了和尚，凶器也藏起来了，嗯，一切搞定！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5591092"}
{"text": "鼻梁挺的。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "搞不了批发，就搞零售啊！这么大个老板不会想事。开张叫我，我来买几斤美刀。", "question": "如何看待「世界最大印钞厂」德拉鲁公司发出破产警告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对匿名投诉箱里的信进行笔迹鉴定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2bmqyft96j30ci0eln1i"}
{"text": "老虎头大哥！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212680"}
{"text": "他强行让我看他的照片。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5590457"}
{"text": "落枕时弹钢琴果然是一项很有挑战的任务呢。。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "手指切伤和创可贴。", "question": "在实习烹饪时，我总会瞬间想到“肯定是昨天练习过的”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2413596"}
{"text": "喜剧之王", "question": "给电视动画片中加上一个字，使其感觉很奇怪。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6449276"}
{"text": "您来晚了，共享文件已失效", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdbH1VLIIMNgeVeT3ur4qPhKuRlBsdfsDSeIbSSb1Lic37S59jDW69Zl9Q"}
{"text": "你知道为什么骗子打电话给我妈冒充她儿子从来没成功过吗？", "question": "方言消失的危害有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "12点过后灰姑娘的马车魔法消失了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqujm8lnaij30ci0el42g"}
{"text": "阿姆罗：“红色的机动战士……难道不是迷你德拉吗？”", "question": "在哆啦A梦的世界里，如果出现了高达，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510102"}
{"text": "《康熙微服私访记》", "question": "有没有主角就是最终boss的影视/动漫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "感谢VR给我一个家的体验", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicXFfpd6gvqazSFg0hUZCfwibokymdcHtC6rDHbmxiasKPvXHkw8IKic32Q"}
{"text": "你都不听我说话的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5583382"}
{"text": "我已经知道犯人是谁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp6etu0cjpj30ci0elqaf"}
{"text": "送巧克力吧，把她养肥了就没人跟你争了。当年我就是用这个办法把我老婆追到的。后果是她现在 130 斤，不说了。——更新——2013-10-12——昨天再秤 140 斤了！！！", "question": "送零食给正在追求的女生，买点什么好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "签了我也不会成为你的契约兽的", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "尽量放心，我会在最后一刻停下来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "有人问我：「收敛的反义词是什么?」想都没想：「发散！」对方一脸懵逼：「不应该是放纵吗……」", "question": "有哪些让人不慎暴露身份的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿鞋的话一只脚要离地！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "我的大根不可能这么可爱。", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "???选择这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGmw0VCDicKMypxNCic0FNd1ovmbMSXBsINxbNibia2QZRaWKU4cMfUr9wcd6B4LXNia5ic7fmWdj2DB0Q"}
{"text": "老板，再来五十串羊肉串", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW8jm2zibLvoibHU1QCAmNLWgjo1gibjWHuxcg8Kz2KMd5eQuuwV4DFtIBQ"}
{"text": "下一件礼物送什么好呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20x3BCw85K2qXEsRTI0IO2lh0QUxWVJxf7icIHhazleicOWxh8kq4F0R3w"}
{"text": "中和发色", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "这准备工作这么麻烦，确实有可能戒烟成功啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6800151"}
{"text": "老爸脱下了袜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwlk4unv9sj30ci0eljsd"}
{"text": "邻居家的狗从清晨开始就拼命叫个不停。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2252342"}
{"text": "我一直在叫服务员，但是她不来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5965377"}
{"text": "您选择的单位将被高亮标记", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOuNznfCkx0QtBge6D4Je9oWyMVg68TVtTGHhTWgDUVEOs2F6yYaFlLBGQ6CUsgqeg7GhuoFtIjQ"}
{"text": "在范围内看着太阳导致失明。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "人物图鉴（已解锁10/19）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavV9vmXsnaP9uGOJhG3E60K2tYSia5OicPEeqWFfltW7ibiaia5o1YRMJHJHWA"}
{"text": "儿子孝顺母亲不是应该的么！", "question": "男人对女人好是不是都是为了和女人上床？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是否察觉到被侦查的事情被发现了？", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "成功就是成功。", "question": "请给我一点毫无用处的建议。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6471356"}
{"text": "安静的湖边森林阴影中～嘿！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "95125"}
{"text": "别光说不练啊！", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "替代了身边的朋友。", "question": "最近十年，新一代智能手机浪潮替代了哪些旧事物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早晨来了，白天过去了，就变成了夜晚。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "出租车", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4593702"}
{"text": "肚子饿了。", "question": "电量只有50%的手机可能会说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386177"}
{"text": "有钱人的电梯就是快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3M74heS47ibLzVibJ8UyPd2Bz0ze988myBicnJRlIHmp8BHLmo9jxgsH3g"}
{"text": "你喜欢吃铁板烧吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6067329"}
{"text": "有一次收到一个女性好友的短信，内容很隐私，像是发错了。我把信息标记成未读。然后开始做高考模拟试题。不一会她跑到我这说要玩我手机的游戏。我说拿去，别打扰我做题。", "question": "有哪些机智的圆场故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "经理，前端优化做好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyIZqfN9LVUI6BJYZCmrw3pLfF0x6V51fo6gXib3GRgqYPJKHWDwVP0NA"}
{"text": "把厕纸全挠光后，纸筒上写着「今天别想吃零食」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxlocc2dylj30ci0el0wg"}
{"text": "咳。。。吐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAQMAJopaZLf8wehehyOVn16pAy0KPtVPveWxNAibshYQvvZHK7abQ2Bg"}
{"text": "闭眼时偏不扎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecp3ug60waj20al0but99"}
{"text": "不行不行，电话不通。", "question": "击败诈骗的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4119478"}
{"text": "桑拿房的门打不开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyufxncne7j30ci0eln0c"}
{"text": "看见那扇玻璃门了吗？刚才我没看见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pIibqjZWvXLV5s0VY5zho0gn4ga6O6BkXv6rtnx7ECQy3fXmbuYcTJuQ"}
{"text": "还记得犯人的味道吗？好，走！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcD1yqD55eXJjQDeloe7wyDK78gLVNibcic2Ow6klibpEpXAPia36KGQqnrgQ"}
{"text": "我是一名网约车司机，今晚是我最难熬的一晚。说好的绝对不剧透呢？我后悔今夜去拉看完首映的乘客。", "question": "被剧透《复仇者联盟 4》是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十分抱歉！我家饲养员给您添麻烦了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h72qyecak4j30ci0eldkw"}
{"text": "全国的超市里，玉米片在一天之内就被卖光了。", "question": "对二十年前的人说，他们也不会理解。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398885"}
{"text": "没想到竟然是我啊！我还以为是球呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1695436"}
{"text": "家长：“明白了，少让孩子接触电子产品”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868GeropIYrtcEHcB4qzPBjORTZ7JLgu5LWmlnpfuJdHwBARTlBnkFe9w"}
{"text": "宇宙来了啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6853066"}
{"text": "我掉了一百日元。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4712821"}
{"text": "鸡肉", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "糊里糊涂的旅行", "question": null, "star": 698, "type": "I2T", "image": "7038142"}
{"text": "出生为人算是好的了。", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "才50%？已经50%了？你选哪个？", "question": "电量只有50%的手机可能会说的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386177"}
{"text": "二向箔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWglyic9jWpqMYIP5tU0cvCUEHHqjYukdBoQWaKkdhxof7bgicr6kgzgnA"}
{"text": "陆丰在海边，海丰在山里。", "question": "中国有哪些名不副实的地名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按人头算加班费", "question": null, "star": 313, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "玩杀人游戏，我一定第一轮被杀手杀死；如果杀手没杀我，第一轮投票就得投死我。我很讨厌大家看我的时候露出对面壁者的微笑。我希望他们别说话，吻我。", "question": "太聪明有什么坏处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能保护2小时的SP", "question": "我讨厌这样的两小时特别节目。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4414979"}
{"text": "连“乔克力”都飞走了（《奇奇怪怪》）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "田中君的超能力是头部可以画出白线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eclemhvob7j20bb09zaaw"}
{"text": "为了让人觉得东京有很多人，东京都雇佣了从乡下出来的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1955266"}
{"text": "有一天，一个女孩碰见一个灯神，灯神说：「我可以实现你一个愿望。」她吓了了一跳说：「我裂开。」", "question": "日本的裂口女是怎么回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新僵尸先生:文才归来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "火腿需冷冻，鲜奶要保温", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNY95GIwyOmsJBjP5sicmQm7O9GDo2GMJcwYnhSgKx464NWW9WuvU0poQ"}
{"text": "无论怎么傻笑，也不会得到星星...看来我真的要傻掉了。", "question": "为什么我要遭受这种待遇？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6694916"}
{"text": "大雄在煽动风帆让船前进。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6887222"}
{"text": "出完差回家见到猫猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBvHuBUZEsuQO8tOkdqtGaF5NU64tvsHDGSY2kTMRFQZDO5G4IJGObAQ"}
{"text": "老太太危险啊！不盖被子会感冒的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389434"}
{"text": "那可不是我说的啊。", "question": "别问我那种事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349422"}
{"text": "人口是53万。", "question": null, "star": 308, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374012"}
{"text": "老师用拖鞋打了一下。", "question": "校长先生能告诉我们缩短他说话时间的方法吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6680886"}
{"text": "这样是浇不灭爱情的火焰的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohk9xeaqj209s0a6aat"}
{"text": "考生面前不应该说摔倒了吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3382615"}
{"text": "士别三日，当刮目相看。", "question": "为什么「朋友圈仅三天可见」会成为微信使用人数最多的功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他拿着弓箭。", "question": "用弓箭作为武器的角色的常见设定。", "star": 1867, "type": "T2T", "image": "2426823"}
{"text": "双手合十确保送蚊子下地狱", "question": null, "star": 259, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grz9fgzchrj61001c17bc02"}
{"text": "依我看，没什么改变，都是直接放弃奥斯卡最佳女主角的电影。", "question": "从《断背山》到《少年 Pi 的奇幻漂流》，李安的导演手法有了怎样的改变？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还剩三分钟，落后四分，还可以追回来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3071365"}
{"text": "大家！该结帐了！人呢？！", "question": null, "star": 215, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h50kihcy64j613i1bh49c02"}
{"text": "请收下我的膝盖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6N8fufYju9ibQfJvHFpBKyaRQicUWzicpRUe5NZv4AMVdLP04zkOmI4DXg"}
{"text": "长了一颗超大的痘痘，去医院看医生。描述完病情……医生：「如果怕痛不想刺破，那就保守治疗，照一下蓝光咯。」我：「照阳光？不会变黑吗？」医生：「蓝光，没有紫外线的。」我：「哦哦，蓝光？电脑蓝光吗？」医生：「不是电脑蓝光，是专门的仪器照。」我：「可是我没有仪器……」医生：「不是让你回去照，是在医院这里照……」估计医生内心 os：「你该看的是脑子，而不是痘痘。」", "question": "人在医院能无知到何种程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "费诗，字公举", "question": "《三国演义》里有哪些细思笑爆的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "将军大人，该发射土星5号火箭的时间了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7260601"}
{"text": "借点油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BedSz1mlgfTO1fiatuCCCoXDAbp0BQI17TVnK5jB3Q5gaXj31LY87Dvg"}
{"text": "不能带方便面啊！尼玛做出来之后你跟皇上说包装上的图片仅供参考？万一被判欺君之罪了怎么办？", "question": "汉堡包，煎饼果子，方便面，在中国古代价值多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "命运的相遇就在眼前。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3428630"}
{"text": "那个孩子肯定在机场等我，快点去坐飞机！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6031512"}
{"text": "晚自习，老师来晚了几分钟，教室里就开始吵起来。吵得火热的时候，老师进来了，全班顿时安静下来。老师[怒目]：「我在教室外面就听到里面的声音了！」我脑子一抽，用全班都能听到的声音说「怎么样，一进来就听不到了吧！」", "question": "你见过哪些神回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "单身两年的蝴蝶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricN6DaG0qd9XnjhEboDe37UAMkEeCaAkkBicoibXM2QVGgKDCGDoanDx0Qw"}
{"text": "亲权纷争提出了划时代的解决方案。", "question": null, "star": 62, "type": "I2T", "image": "4091965"}
{"text": "「喂？宠物医院吗？我想预约下……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfaqhlylgoj30ci0eldkq"}
{"text": "酒厂我不清楚，反正我在自来水厂上班随便喝。", "question": "茅台酒厂如何防止员工上班时偷喝茅台酒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "离厕所还有四步。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6872148"}
{"text": "把说出的话由竖排变成横排的神奇妙妙工具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFP7Qt7x2iaaCuTmAhb9VhBHYZNp7466WBW9rKqpxDvzzSIX8tqKcEPPw"}
{"text": "真让人生气的老爷子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133433"}
{"text": "需要我帮忙吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7156519"}
{"text": "我是脑袋接电线的移动电话通讯员，您需要打电话吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3gUODW3IJqq9Rr0BUZia5ckShn906bBHyRfZBpIv367XicNGKK8bAAEgA"}
{"text": "有五个人同时跳上蹦床", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmh6b2WBwsAvS0rh4cktP8yicCTbmcicedb5aTm2wgOb9LMVPMtTwvXGicg"}
{"text": "再坏的人都看三集光之美少女，看吧，心都会变得越来越美丽。", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "3927869"}
{"text": "前一天吃了败火的药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6SaAuJU8nvcfhNBIxq0uSYSMYIicrVlR8T4MhljfIe9OmZgUjxn6rvIg"}
{"text": "题主你好，我没说过这句话。", "question": "Cocos2d-x 的作者王哲说 Cocos2d-x 的开发借鉴了 OpenGL 的跨平台思想，是哪部分思想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想关灯又不想起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdbRRkwzWXHy2Lnt1eoqF9KWDrD6gTtbKC9ILslQCgKLRP4p9DmCrmJOA"}
{"text": "只有变出花的魔术成功了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6e4osjvtzj30ci0elwj1"}
{"text": "给加班的儿子塞一块士力架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT7RfLHAh7MU0cfrbgjPlRDwBLic6oHPf2t1G4ugczwHC6lt91hLibWfkQ"}
{"text": "复仇者联盟", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371110"}
{"text": "吵完复盘", "question": "有个玩辩论的情侣，吵架会是一种什么感觉？（我不会辩论）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "仪式结束之前不要上菜。", "question": "你幻想中或参加过的婚礼中，最生动的细节是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不再给你剧透后面的情节了还不行吗", "question": null, "star": 174, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyoomxzmfqj61141chahw02"}
{"text": "我爱你，华丽的。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4826073"}
{"text": "哪里有可以插的电源？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "北约：我们会帮你的啦乌克兰：行亍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pymqq5LNmRdsMDOYPsbcTHiaYRvibJ1PUVgxGzGibFdeghO3xT3NER9ULlQ"}
{"text": "我只是一个普通人。", "question": "有什么事是你踏入社会后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不小心引到怪的免费玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0uU1tU8ic863mkhApNkCwjvQqWEE2LmbDudBZf0zbjiamkWq9m2o9pVJA"}
{"text": "电梯坏了，能让一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7274970"}
{"text": "山竹来了，撒丫子跑吧伙计们！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g9sx9wsx9zj20yi1767wh"}
{"text": "我妈说这样多好啊，有钱的出钱，有力的出力，长得好看的站中间，跳舞好的站两边，给唱得好的打掩护，唱得好的在后面玩命嚎。我觉得母上已经掌握在日韩娱乐圈的黄金规则。", "question": "为什么现在日本歌手给人一种不组团不会唱歌的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大脑", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "你，好可怕的脸！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5814818"}
{"text": "3局2胜，不准攻击要害不准住打哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb1rm49h9ij30ci0el0xl"}
{"text": "俱", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "听说那边的澡堂有点不一样，我去看看吧？听说是透明的...", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "抢劫犯已经落下他整整三圈了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWOpOSpGFz6c16cDia6cN9Oj0VyN61mmzicUJblwgJkibFxavu6TiawcbErQ"}
{"text": "奇怪的邪灵让我肚子疼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6475103"}
{"text": "当法拉利变成了新手签到奖励", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7k519iaQB0mDOzSiay2CRZyD6ldwzrHe0ibO0Js0WqJRYYvyug9qOwciarA"}
{"text": "无论被赶走过多少次，他都会来学习医学。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6102401"}
{"text": "Takegomo钢琴的新广告。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6144016"}
{"text": "没位置了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mk1E60IYRJOiap85EiaDhAR0UBdYS2c4YGjYp1wWc1BxgMbahYAATxf2Lw"}
{"text": "跳楼后，落地前一刻遇到了老熟人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsr6jwg378j30ci0eldi3"}
{"text": "嗯...现在多元性正逐渐成为主流呢...但是，这并不是说在这里就不能做啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7214631"}
{"text": "孙悟空上任弼马温的那种感觉。", "question": "如何评价张雨绮在《乘风破浪的姐姐》中的表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "作为一家养猪公司，我们公司有1名博士、8名硕士，还有院士专家工作站。公司核心场很多同事可以直接与外国专家交流。很难想象，如果不好好学习，怎么来养猪！！顺便说一下，我们还不算大公司。参考资料一春农业院士专家工作站授牌成立福建省生猪良种选育企业工程技术研究中心获批成立2014，一春用心缔造价值!", "question": "用「你不好好学习，将来就得去养猪」来教育小孩好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近老是梦到他。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1081215"}
{"text": "我觉得我的朋友还能抢救一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLZWGLZXI0TTyjaqdnUTpenT3xQ2I93tJMZiaAhlU9kodABbmV3qAiapfA"}
{"text": "游戏时被强制进入新手教程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicoXF7iaaZ5GKHMericMEg9BPE4v3iaXORjCCylYsPexl1KLvlWbRfb1B8g"}
{"text": "溜溜球在不应该的位置爆炸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9OwSGckZnQgNmQ3oibZNvFnMichTVYMxhos8utaSwCd9KqiaIdKxwvttSA"}
{"text": "接到密室杀人事件的委托去现场后发现没有天花板。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3690074"}
{"text": "我认识 5 个「李强」，4 个「张伟」，我总觉得他们小时候得不到关注和宠爱……", "question": "人们对于不同的姓名会有不同的看法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "梦想照进现实。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212364"}
{"text": "办公室放屁区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZzxSwIPFNAhRFiaulcdgIfqespuWapWVwZJlbbsY2b4cjWmiaJfg8Eskg"}
{"text": "寒潮已经越过赤道从好望角直逼澳大利亚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Drib0GxcWE0yWXYh4fDnYR7lw2ytdjf1NdceicPpSGgFDWp1iapHjR8pTTw"}
{"text": "会有一场终极撕逼辩论赛，究竟谁是最好的语言？", "question": "如果出现《我是程序员》这样的节目，你觉得有什么看点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然女儿死了，但是女婿还是支持自己岳父的事业，我觉得也没什么说不过去的……", "question": "《复仇者联盟 3》中星爵的做法是否合理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我说错了，请原谅我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6358434"}
{"text": "下午会犯困，所以请喝早上的WANDA。", "question": "我上午喝了下午的红茶，怎么办呢？也请告诉我处理方法。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997364"}
{"text": "这是什么动画啊！？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2750187"}
{"text": "去年种的柴发芽了", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "趁他睡觉时把他选为了寝室长", "question": null, "star": 692, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyyhmvyt5j60ty0v0wtn02"}
{"text": "你还是醒醒吧，漂亮的妖精也只会对唐僧感兴趣，对猪八戒不会构成任何人身威胁。", "question": "是不是越漂亮的女人真的越危险？为什么会有这个观点的产生呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "路边撒尿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "收回去吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx4cdowo8yj30ci0el0ux"}
{"text": "拍照的是6094", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g79o7xsc5wj20mf0mmwhj"}
{"text": "她在装可爱，那孩子还真有一套。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585355"}
{"text": "这个杀害社长的犯人就是……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "在这里再加一勺盐。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344471"}
{"text": "石头剪刀布规则：当你出这个的时候，对方一定会出石头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1WDeTeCN9FIuGpLYHEMMzX72x40qicsEfHp1H9FiaRzBiaJ9QUptEujMIw"}
{"text": "大蒜白菜非常好吃！", "question": "哈利·波特来日本后学的第一个咒语。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895457"}
{"text": "剥皮", "question": "在监控摄像头前面不能做的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6640683"}
{"text": "爱情不是人生的全部——可能连1/2都占不了。年轻时候如果吃穿有保障的话，做事不要过分考虑物质回报。不要过分羡慕他人的生活，更不要因为窥视他人而为自己焦虑，各人有各人的委屈，展示出来的都是生活较好的那一面。父母提出的人生建议，是最保险的，不是最好的。", "question": "对于二十几岁的人来说，哪些事越早醒悟越好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀...明天终于要开始彩色播出了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388469"}
{"text": "-你在笑什么？ -我想起高兴的事情。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "有头虾", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4824811"}
{"text": "免费玩家把所有的金币都花在强化武器上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibubvmSO0pexo9FR6lmLsvUBBPJPEbkMMOuKGj1iaHXQYLxjhs52GzBdQ"}
{"text": "我听说这个附近会出现穿蓝色衬衫的鬼魂，不过这种大白天应该不会出现吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7164971"}
{"text": "屋内的业绩No.1电视费催收员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfjmchkcuij30ci0eldjz"}
{"text": "你别光顾着玩游戏了，稍微认真考虑一下未来怎么样？存款也减少了很多。", "question": "电量只有50%的手机可能会说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386177"}
{"text": "可以去女子组参赛了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TZvVI9OnSOZpMHZUia7DRjn7rtGGN4gudBgYGoKTyjgYPdDyOYStS74Q"}
{"text": "类似于开会时领导拿起麦克风：「我简单说两句。」", "question": "女生说的「要求不高」是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "庆祝灭蚊事业的阶段性胜利", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "司机歌声太难听导致乘客昏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoqfv5un8uj209d08egn9"}
{"text": "就是为了抓这娘们儿牺牲了300精锐？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsgq615dgoj30ci0eltei"}
{"text": "不明飞行物把稻草人拿走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7156023"}
{"text": "不确定。所以设定了三个闹钟……", "question": "你怎么确定你一觉睡下去第二天总会醒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "萨摩是很可怜，可我更担心题主的安危。", "question": "家里养的萨摩，一犯错误就被女朋友毒打虐待，现在看到她就尿失禁，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "九月一号晚上七点五十九分。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5229386"}
{"text": "我一直站着。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1343259"}
{"text": "每次讲冷笑话都会确认对方有没有听懂。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1075254"}
{"text": "第一百天", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6162022"}
{"text": "我生日不是今天……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gum6f57gw9j60ci0el77t02"}
{"text": "剧场不带出木杉~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsyxut13dzj30ci0elad4"}
{"text": "是眼高手低的你，找准了定位.....", "question": "终于接受了自己是一个普通人的事实，这是成熟了还是向社会低头了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "DV里看见了结婚视频你很震惊自己居然没出场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4kssPSM3nxnvSC0dy2xJ9ZFSVfxicZLibEnsNFOzwpkAvJqlPJn9FiayvmlQ"}
{"text": "用力打开糖果袋的样子用肢体表现出来。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "2752460"}
{"text": "能让直升机飞高点吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIsGhCialic0Wepd01ZCmyLZNTFhbsUefEBvYLxn12ibvNibViaMdroqN3TAA"}
{"text": "拔萝卜齐心协力", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7153830"}
{"text": "我建议您钻下水道，这样不会跟守门的同学发生冲突，省得大家都丢了脸面。武汉大学下水管网非常通畅，四通八达，周周都维修，完全不用担心安全问题，其次游览区的鲲鹏广场和樱顶都有厕所，您可以方便地爬出来直接进入核心游览区。这样您就能进去爱折树枝子折树枝子，爱爬树爬树，爱踹树踹树，还可以强行跟工作人员买卡吃学生食堂，甚至可以强行出现在教学楼扰乱教学秩序，您看怎么样。", "question": "武汉大学今年樱花节实行网上预约服务，如何机智地不用通过预约而从门口进去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被小哥哥让座，被老奶奶感谢，让小姐姐感动的路人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "洞洞可以镶宝石强化  比如电量+5  信号+7什么的强化失败就碎了", "question": "如何评价 iPhone 5c 保护壳的设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在赛道上遇到了摩托车车主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhwic5c7UpnlMjt6hXbde6qC9UHg6NlvCnxKjXjhjjKnWV2aDt3Kc9LRNg"}
{"text": "爷爷奶奶们长寿的时代来临了。", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "格鲁特最近便秘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba1nYFDicw5kowia1vTfUYq1ibjibjzBl601icbXoicqqO5vDH68b2xZgd56Dw"}
{"text": "事实上，女生更喜欢看女生。看发型发色，看口红色号，看皮肤白皙度，看衣品，看鞋子，看配饰，或许内心还在疯狂种草。。。图书馆里漂亮小姐姐超多，都看不过来了。为什么还要看男生？", "question": "在图书馆为什么女生不会看男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Windows被攻破了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3124588"}
{"text": "一种咖啡的原料。", "question": "被哆啦 A 梦吃掉的铜锣烧之后会变成什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被拉链夹到了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eosnesej9dj208v09ctad"}
{"text": "先确认防盗摄像头的位置", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu4twxwr16j30ci0eljuw"}
{"text": "哈尔的移动城堡", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6107381"}
{"text": "扶不扶啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "蛇 女", "question": "那个人一眼就能看出来。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6901381"}
{"text": "如果你不见人就在手上涂满沙拉酱然后对对方求婚的话可能就会有了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "只有这个能自拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVIvbb5iaT20kv7JvWxJU6FvQiabNyDPRSU5Ytq1ibUx08hN9fzytkakK0Q"}
{"text": "时尚杂志封面造型", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "无论确认多少遍，考试都是昨天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhoa2x5zxgj30ci0el425"}
{"text": "打到国服更难，考清北简单点，建议好好学习，考上清北哦", "question": "《王者荣耀》打到「国服最强」和考上清北哪个更难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厨房油烟？", "question": "好女孩儿抽什么烟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "起床气啦，讨厌。", "question": "电脑睡眠以后会很卡，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就是豆腐的边缘。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "6436907"}
{"text": "牛牛跑了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "《催眠师的自我修养》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHdnGBaULWfpbZZQUziaZsjLSblH54PxH1meXGclZEmicv6S3GlxyLVg9Q"}
{"text": "老婆，蒙上脸我也认得你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvrzS4XEVv6SqFBC3lTJlQ1ibicOEMHqOo3F2sIY50jnmbdWOmjj9TcxVA"}
{"text": "忘了这个椅子没有靠背了", "question": null, "star": 198, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0fefgm57tj611414gdkz02"}
{"text": "你在哪儿学的纳达尔的动作啊……？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7025386"}
{"text": "↑大雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gulzkgi4o8j60ci0el0wh02"}
{"text": "尾巴被切断后疼得跳起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNibBzUsSlsHXI8ialRblclPxf4ru7PPq6XATFib8MLCj1rnfWVfkIXQ7zA"}
{"text": "好像有个拳击手来了，说是奖励阶段之类的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2513967"}
{"text": "月亮皎洁。", "question": "2016年的总结", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2537972"}
{"text": "雨天。", "question": "请问六月份有什么新的节日？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216870"}
{"text": "每次脱了袜子都要闻一下。", "question": "生活中你有哪些小癖好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "需要先打倒两边的敌人，才能攻击中间的敌人。", "question": null, "star": 203, "type": "I2T", "image": "6364829"}
{"text": "我想借猫的爪子，对吧？", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "1546750"}
{"text": "伞兵", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "大家都藏好了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1gb21bmfex7j20yi18swzp"}
{"text": "所以鸵鸟大师只教了你一招是吗？柴太郎？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "显微镜下的方花筒写轮眼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7XpJlwWKHBbX6yMWNBbbPC51bfciamSe9uHdJGmUAZMMgNcIhuHTibPTNA"}
{"text": "喂，你过来一下！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3852895"}
{"text": "我用肉桂粉调味了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3356404"}
{"text": "一直不知道怎么回应别人说“都是托您的福”，直到有个妹子答我“哪有，都是雅您的思”。", "question": "有哪些话让你觉得妙到毫巅？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哥哥，你请我喝奶茶，你女朋友不会生气吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNwWKnV0oRKgWy9R3OmWqOeuJNLRFAIyKBImE4DLZIRKAzo4OWBkwK1Q"}
{"text": "孩子，你家愿望单上“全硅胶声控自动加温娃娃”是你写的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0LGppoLTNokLBgMT634ALZJgiajCCTYmDyfX1HG3p23hIshGuU5aHWqQ"}
{"text": "你今天有事吗？", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "麦当劳使用的生菜的黑暗面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6888723"}
{"text": "谁在泳池里拉这么大一泡？？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "检讨书，4年3班，鲍勃我对同学们谎报了年龄实在是非常抱歉」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyiwq3gdv6j30ci0eltd2"}
{"text": "你没问题吧？", "question": "厕所", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5641556"}
{"text": "又忘记穿衣服就跑来公司了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361606"}
{"text": "满级进新手村被要求不能一刀砍死boss", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVIvbb5iaT20kv7JvWxJU6FvQiabNyDPRSU5Ytq1ibUx08hN9fzytkakK0Q"}
{"text": "说了一句C语言是世界上最好的语言后转身就走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgJYuqUzedGf6Vb6k0dNzoSsrfRwwg1VoLbdUS112NBs59sfhznUL54w"}
{"text": "没带同样东西的同学正在被老师狠批", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoq12PyhQlXwZCwoROlpicWjQfhThh2oHzoX8bWVbdPaIbpt1aUp78fZ2A"}
{"text": "亲戚的舅舅每次来玩完回去的时候，都会说“那我走了，再见”。", "question": "我们的家族也许也是忍者吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6765729"}
{"text": "我的快乐药撒了这么多！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1322499"}
{"text": "老师道: “上课”班长大喊道:“起立”同学们齐声道:“老师，你咋样。”老师回应道:“我还行，同学们咋样。”班长大喊道:“坐下”", "question": "假如人类间没有礼貌用语，可能会发生什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孩子出生了！", "question": null, "star": 45, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368270"}
{"text": "回家去便利店。", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "咱们聊聊，大概两个小时吧。", "question": "我讨厌这样的两小时特别节目。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4414979"}
{"text": "到了约会地点才发现邀请选了群发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJohFlP8NfBnAGugzYFOnMsf0pTK2SpFKzh62U2DZokDcCRjga0HCQicyw"}
{"text": "《终结者 2》。", "question": "有哪些讲单亲妈妈带孩子的电影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在南京上学的时候，校门口开了一家兰州拉面，服务员小哥在门口喊：正宗兰州拉面，正宗哦～我：真的吗？服务员小哥：当然正宗！美女你哪里人？进来尝尝嘛～我：兰州的。服务员小哥：……那算了那算了……算了……(° ﾛ °)✧˖°", "question": "在异地吃到不正宗的家乡菜是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "片名已经告诉你了，叫哪吒之魔童降世，不是叫敖丙之灵珠崛起", "question": "敖丙为什么打不赢哪吒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁还没个秘密呢，这里也没什么人认识我，说出来也没什么事。其实，我肚子里来过小生命。当时还小，知道的时候懵了，就一直哭，医生一直安慰我说没事。我深知这个小生命决不能留下，于是就吃了药。就这样，在打虫药的作用下，我顺利地把虫子拉了出来。", "question": "你有哪些秘密只敢匿名说出来?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等待四点登录。", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "复活在敌方阵营", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZmYFDDX2zsd2eAtpDFFsKQ9l5YkvGEnibkySmiaCzhiclibNB3wH36klTgA"}
{"text": "从早上就一直找不到我那双黄色的鞋子……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1G5iaJ874L4opaWkvlcKONpINgGlr7wZjgYLtnibTATejUpIdkYPZ8EkCA"}
{"text": "脱壳的蝉展示了它的蝉裸体。", "question": "请你写一首不怎么样的俳句。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5122634"}
{"text": "Just Meat! Get the right to answer the quiz.", "question": "在富士山顶发现了一个神秘的按钮，按下它会怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651659"}
{"text": "你是不是急着去啊？坐下吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253366"}
{"text": "终于，我的头皮上开了一家超市", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcgksu82tsj30ci0eltbw"}
{"text": "小兰哥哥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1harpctf4mqj30ci0elwho"}
{"text": "准确地蒙中甲方需求未来的变化。", "question": "产品经理的硬实力体现在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "养义父比较轻松。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152690"}
{"text": "差不多别哭了！给大家添麻烦了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6732525"}
{"text": "这是什么纪念日啊！我想不起来了！", "question": null, "star": 3604, "type": "I2T", "image": "6183297"}
{"text": "偷看她洗澡去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpnsseiqzdj30ci0eldjp"}
{"text": "气象厅的台风路径预报系统。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6784156"}
{"text": "10块钱就接活的侦探", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3wbepwhjlj30ci0eljss"}
{"text": "哎，地球是圆的和你变秃了根本没关系。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794144"}
{"text": "会！你怎么搞得居然扔到了床上！这对森海赛尔造成了极大的侮辱HP－99留一点给你听个响亲这里建议你去就近的水电站，或者核电站听歌进行修复", "question": "头戴式耳机扔到床上会对音质有影响吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔壁的会计", "question": "在旋转寿司店，我不希望这个转到我这里来。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "3374345"}
{"text": "高端的食材，往往只需要最朴素的烹饪方式", "question": "为什么嫦娥五号的返回器身上贴满了暖宝宝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“他是我爸爸”“她是我妈妈”…", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "过日子总没好事。", "question": "你的生活被拍成了电影，那么这部电影的标题是什么呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3424575"}
{"text": "啥也不说把脸憋红", "question": "和心仪的女生出去，被别人问这是你女朋友吗，如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被对手的“看飞碟！”转移了注意力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyTcKDoSnxAibneJETxF7WyanJ4da8pMtnibDID1J51R0GQLJoccbFFKAg"}
{"text": "祢狗子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "俄罗斯方块疯狂下落", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1974776"}
{"text": "交响乐不太适合，建议听流行音乐的现场版，隔五分钟就能听见掌声。", "question": "有哪些适合人生重大时刻听的交响乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喝多了啊哎呀呀呀舒服了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2966919"}
{"text": "今天要和这座城市说再见了，但我并不感到寂寞，因为佐仓的人们给了我鼓励。我非常喜欢佐仓搬家中心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1764845"}
{"text": "鹅…你让我摸不着头脑", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "我曾经得到过周围人的帮助。", "question": "分享一个无人能理解的夏日回忆。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3409604"}
{"text": "在别人说吃不下的时候，觉得他们是在装。", "question": "能吃是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "很久以前，在一个地方，有一个驱鬼的桃太郎。", "question": "请快点结束这个故事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160382"}
{"text": "程序员百分之十的时间在想着改变世界，剩下百分之九十在调 bug。", "question": "程序员是一群怎样的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "球员倒地后轮流过去补刀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQgdsp6KZGNcerTdyJuu0vHfOcUF7ZZ0EgTqppjhxicjcVT3rn6cZNp0g"}
{"text": "视力检查员真让人恼火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpb74w0antj30ci0elq65"}
{"text": "先生，我们座位前的屏幕有4：3和16：9两种可以选择", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrfQRqfdE7BlX1VgU6rRr9jCn34F4vjjzryJ2V2tutFJfS75jlyLGuibw"}
{"text": "因为这个社会不允许男人表露出没有安全感。", "question": "为什么女生很容易没有安全感，却很少听说男生说自己没有安全感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到GW之前好好工作，拜托了。", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "跟踪狂", "question": "障碍赛跑新采用的障碍物是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6970512"}
{"text": "这个人看起来很悠闲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6754654"}
{"text": "高中孟老师，讲立体几何的第一课：“几何学很难……”（45 度看向窗外，沉思状）“很难……非常难……”（目光突然转回来）“自古以来就很难。太难了，古人就愁得喝酒，喝醉了就感慨：‘人生几何’。”", "question": "你的老师在课堂上讲过哪些效果很好的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无人岛生活第二天", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4458847"}
{"text": "喜欢的人用过的筷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gno63qdcjcj30ci0elwiv"}
{"text": "今天的赛前表演是伦理剧", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "不小心和硬拉杠铃跳了舞啦～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4876322"}
{"text": "森崎真是了不起啊！", "question": "似乎会很快被腰斩的足球漫画标题", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3746611"}
{"text": "一觉醒来，C 罗还在曼联，梅西还陪着内马尔，卢卡库还待在切尔西，安切洛蒂还执教皇马，阿森纳还排名……哦，倒数第 2 了。 ​​​", "question": "曼联官宣 36 岁的 C 罗回归球队，如何评价这次转会？他会在曼联退役吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试吃男子个人全能决赛", "question": null, "star": 170, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsy4bau47tj612o1ak45j02"}
{"text": "出现在生放送特别节目『探寻尼罗河的源泉！』的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMeRcjwTFJ1n6mWaj3eKWLaBdic0ITLXckxG2yGjI52mibdP6be9V6FqicaA"}
{"text": "龙卷风国王", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4657823"}
{"text": "你的大脑：#include \r#include \r\rvoid 左手() {\r    putchar('a');\r}\r\rvoid 右手() {\r    putchar('m');\r    putchar('i');\r    putchar('n');\r}\r\rint main() {\r    std::thread 左手线程(左手);\r    std::thread 右手线程(右手);\r    左手线程.join();\r    右手线程.join();\r\r    return 0;\r}\r你的手：mian\r", "question": "为什么我写代码时总是手滑把main打成mian？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸，科学也在进步啊。你的基因我也不会秃头的！绝对的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1209384"}
{"text": "他对医院和医生这两个词很敏感。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7258625"}
{"text": "是的，我不想当饲养员了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodnMPHEfxbAZNY7f6PM0ZLOZD5SO4YucBYSeDkc2lfibVfpwklG6KsEZeg"}
{"text": "第一次用望远镜，有点紧张", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKOp3emPwI7Ppo8Ca0HsRlic29bCAEIguylDLj3uq7OK9qKsgC45jzoeA"}
{"text": "我亲身经历过泡沫经济。我在舌头尖上尝过一两块地皮的味道。就像糖果一样甜。但是糖果总会消失的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2626760"}
{"text": "女朋友说了不行，没听进去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8OWARy2EvXkic2RTZ0gyyCKCYe4MI5sfzMX4kmu42WMhiaJbzfKiaKs8bQ"}
{"text": "因为脑子进水了", "question": "为什么在洗完澡洗完头之后，一些人会觉得自己变帅/变漂亮了许多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "露天温泉如果太热了，会帮我们慢慢搅拌让水温稍微降下来的温泉之神。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "283548"}
{"text": "一种精灵球，给电气系宠物小精灵充电用的。一般来说，把需要充电的宠物小精灵关进去就行了。但要注意，不是所有的电气系宠物小精灵都能通过这种方式充电。比如皮卡丘可以，小磁怪就不行，小磁怪第二属性是钢铁系，会导致短路的。", "question": "高压线上的球球是做什么用的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上司交给我的猫有这样的态度。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4132401"}
{"text": "店员先生/女士！再小两个尺码的裤子有吗……哎？试穿的话会不好看吧？", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "295313"}
{"text": "小猫咪能有什么坏心思呢", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "我看过一句话：有人觉得交际困难或者比较累，是因为他们总是试图表现出自己所不具备的素质。", "question": "一般而言，跟不熟的女生一起去吃饭应该怎么聊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您好我要叫辆出租车…是的就我一位乘客，没有行李", "question": null, "star": 239, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "死后僵直好强耶！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmqzb49a02j30ci0elaew"}
{"text": "提前到就业单位考察", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7Y2qglqRzMSLQtcsMBoxNIklTB43thyRPg4yU0ibnr9tL4s2SHppmYKQ"}
{"text": "是不是委婉的提醒题主：脚太臭，该洗脚了", "question": "女同事经常约我下班后一起做足疗，这是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "森喜朗的一句话，使得东京奥运会变成了在盛夏举办的。", "question": "我讨厌这样的箱根驿传比赛。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4095687"}
{"text": "好的，这是新宿SPASHIBA店。可以的话，现在四个人来吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4551742"}
{"text": "炮弹过期了，厂家派来专家修改有效期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZN5Alic91ujWQuOWt6ibvic6MVAmMjGDZia31hT0xMKia116uPCMv69ptgp2A"}
{"text": "你问我便秘是怎么治好的？对，就是用这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tu3ajFMKibywqKxZXSao41jLOibhAD3HlSH0iadjnLwYibnSlOSKSH1rOqw"}
{"text": "你们听说过 Nanoe 微水离子发生器吗？我妈每次说出去做美容都只是在新雷克萨斯RX 的车里坐了坐。 判断新雷克萨斯RX 是否在行驶，安静到就只能看窗外的风景。开新雷克萨斯RX 带孩子出去玩，表演隔空原力开后备箱，收获崇拜的小眼神，屡试不爽。等他上一年级我就把原力的秘密传授给他。前两天去试驾新雷克萨斯RX 450h，老婆说「要是他们家做沙发就好了」。点击参与互动，新雷克萨斯RX 带你体验汽车功能「新视界」 ", "question": "广告 · 汽车的哪些功能打开了你的新视界，让你觉得「还能这么玩」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "握手告别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1sb8Nib2nB702fIr5oM7rF1XDXJM9emicpuVWYUFUjfGBSECeoLPib810Rw"}
{"text": "眼观六路，耳听八方", "question": "请你创造一个新的表情符号。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6652320"}
{"text": "东西」后，全员都带了切蛋器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyl877zymkj30ci0el0yn"}
{"text": "半桶蛋白粉放宿舍了，估计一开门老鼠能把我一拳打死。", "question": "三个月没开学的大学宿舍现在什么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "子弹的穿透力超乎想像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qerUpb3xmj4v8OdmiczyxvgeSlkWelia48A12G1ryyKVtymsWhQV4oAYY0Q"}
{"text": "对不起，我儿子闯祸了，把锅给砸了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4368821"}
{"text": "平常按不出来，但脱了胸罩再按就出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3630805"}
{"text": "我昨天买的西瓜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6669986"}
{"text": "公开课上的托儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B84rktSGXyFDHRicXokzD6a61zHWeqrd4OHmple9GOZn7NepGhxH8Dcwg"}
{"text": "说好的裸考呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QP8SL16JAelBoxmpRgK3N9JzjSrV3dB2QMnyUXly0ib39ZeE2qQqmAazVqZf0l5c4iaDW9T0DovceA"}
{"text": "当我又一次打开泡面拿出酱包时，却发现从液体变成固态了，不禁心中酸楚，道天凉好个秋。", "question": "你是如何透过身边小事发现某些大趋势的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我俩一起非主流的日子仿佛还在昨天", "question": null, "star": 497, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtpp9rx6qfj60vm1a7thw02"}
{"text": "终于不用在想今天用什么话题去打扰 TA 了。", "question": "放下一个很爱的人是什么心情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不恶心。就是“不让揪着玩”这一点挺不好的。", "question": "男生会觉得有腋毛的女生很恶心吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我活这么大岁数从来没看过医生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciapJNmys32KOHLYTLLwK2H8myxnKY5BsCNs5vibDLzblIensLNxvBtESA"}
{"text": "k公司的产品是次品。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5321409"}
{"text": "就老子不配翻页是吗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "明明在演哑剧，却退场了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7128016"}
{"text": "有一天早上，我和商店老板吵架了，然后逃到了海边。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2327478"}
{"text": "减肥虽然成功了，但是失去了很多重要的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5226534"}
{"text": "女孩儿其实没那么容易被感动，除非她喜欢你", "question": "有哪些违背「常识」的知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要不你今天就别回家了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9SSiaF7w57POaPfOnVrE2Zou4DhzaBsDKzp6bo27Dx9PH6MUqqITkj3w"}
{"text": "UNO", "question": null, "star": 539, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjp17on04wj60xa18egs702"}
{"text": "前奏太长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk46Lb71wicNnTtLyEEuHa52IyelKVUaEsA1Yzrw0UjYdWe4Y50wO3IvVA"}
{"text": "服务器不稳定呢！反应迟钝了！题目消失了！星星拿不到了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1344601"}
{"text": "先帝创业未半而中道崩殂( ･᷄д･᷅ )今天下三分(ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ)益州疲弊(:з」∠)_此诚危急存亡之秋也Σ( ° △ °|||)︴然侍卫之臣不懈于内ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ忠志之士忘身于外者( ง ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃盖追先帝之殊遇⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄欲报之于陛下也(*/ω＼*)诚宜开张圣听∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿以光先帝遗德(｀･ω･´)ゞ恢宏志士之气 ✺◟(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)◞✺不宜妄自菲薄 (ㅎ‸ㅎ)引喻失义╮(╯▽╰)╭以塞忠谏之路也○|￣|_", "question": "颜文字能运用到写小说中吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "座桥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRcib8tBX5Jk9JYmibibrI20I6YqN7EKe05uYbTbH2yx6iayffLVvKHVibZVg"}
{"text": "好声音导师刚转过身就后悔了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnergqovaojwDdNnbfV57JkicYnQAoeCkiajSDT8X6SPaOaVOdmsK7oK6eQQ"}
{"text": "盲文漫画", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBcOoTm4C1jmf4obTxia78Yb7Q21Ud5VbFrcWgEiaicWSbZjhgy1hDEMnSQ"}
{"text": "这不是孙悟空吗？！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4070615"}
{"text": "都说了老板不卖！", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "剪秋，本宫的头好痛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "祖母和孙子。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6092557"}
{"text": "正在考试时眼睁睁看着掉在地上的橡皮擦越滚越远", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoqQvtnzP1gNC1yfmG2x7xLxPMco2Gia79WuHSEI0cNsAPmSqw0BKtFrA"}
{"text": "女儿带男朋友回家，于是全家做好迎接准备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdZ7femBj6S8mst5QnPZFFIG3EYVia9dYjLcLsNwibnkCGTicia2sW0B1iaOQ"}
{"text": "「爸。」「嗯。」", "question": "有时对猫学猫叫「喵」之后猫咪也会回个「喵」，它是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在家一晚上开两罐可乐都不用征求老婆意见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnib0Mu5QQ01ymmUUELQmmFjAf3icVcDbiaBRxgBS8Qc8iakmmEORmOjtwibQ"}
{"text": "自我介绍太随便了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxbYwaV5XZAvfHTLowLOcN2gPJ43uUzbl1tXKOAEEEKF3DjUEdVArVlQ"}
{"text": "是我点的，拿给你看一下", "question": null, "star": 1338, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "升学的巨人", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "敌人选择在家具城决斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIvKmGwychQ5N611CzzdtngA2HmgaYZytM9oibSmj1n4ibibtWAga6SX4AQ"}
{"text": "决定联手捉葫芦娃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7ibssrNMbTs5PLKgxogowLz568b5xsmVcwUVna6nMQNs9GkC9q22icDkA"}
{"text": "为什么不叫醒我！?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ezz8goqoqjj20960aadgz"}
{"text": "你你你你你你你…你那个怎么那么大？！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "负离子吸尘机", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "hotobyoaiby上回的死刑犯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gshw2j8czuj30ci0eldi5"}
{"text": "在菜里发现头发能迅速确定具体责任人的餐厅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jq3E5mnFfCo0a3eC1oIncVZyo1oKibsFMOIGRvjic0HnCak5vEvVkhaaicw"}
{"text": "你失明了，突然有一天恢复了视力，脑海里却有一个声音说，别告诉他们你看得见，我给你在武汉 redxx 会找了一个看库房的工作，他们是看在你是瞎子的份上才招你进来的。", "question": "如何以「你失明了，突然有一天你恢复了视力，脑海里却有一个声音说‘别告诉他们你看得见’」为开头写文章？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "东大学预校的王。", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 968, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "看完电影出来刚好外面下雨。", "question": "《神奇动物在哪里》中有哪些细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "6加8的答案来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fo5l4l7a5dj20c20d5n04"}
{"text": "主人，是花瓶先动的手", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g0uncdkavdj20yi1b11kx"}
{"text": "那是坟吧？", "question": "为什么没有人选择把房子建在地下？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按摩", "question": "三岁小孩可爱的口误。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5803484"}
{"text": "掉进墙缝里的优惠券，就那么一直呆到过期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3mj6ljjvSQ7mfPVQmNcHWZ9umV6q8SibhhyCaz0QBdFOdia9ldFH7RoCA"}
{"text": "求求你快点升天吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6wz4ue5naj30ci0el0x0"}
{"text": "海龟视角", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5808586"}
{"text": "吃饭的时候总是会联想到农民伯伯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzFJF537N4VgTT6Zk2wBYR9FHw1VmTxMDKNKibVBMue4Mb0Oq21icPn2uQ"}
{"text": "以鲲鹏的大小，假设这货的神经系统也靠化学递质传播信号，那么我们取它远离头部的地方来煲汤，等到汤煲好它也不见得能感到痛。", "question": "假如世界上真有鲲鹏，该如何捕捉并烹饪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来，我这有Wi-Fi", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaelvz8flbj20b30bxmyh"}
{"text": "Jackal!", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6645874"}
{"text": "我想飞进去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6550754"}
{"text": "前提，我是共和国公民，溥仪是共和国公民，溥仪曾是清朝皇帝，泰国曾是清朝属国。结论，我=溥仪=清朝皇帝>泰国王室。他不跪我已经很好，我怎么可能跪他。", "question": "如果去泰国旅游，遇见泰王，究竟是跪还是不跪呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猛虎下衫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJkUDhxGVn8SPammLxdMVIiaibYzBcmiaXW13zibzb3nevoTvjWWicOztu2QxDg6V4M4iapoDTyic1DhIA"}
{"text": "哇！太不可思议了，居然能看清飞过来的子弹！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQK22ZdibdW3KEGOcqibpa9iaZM9LwfE6juj8BcrtNia52tD97MwWjBaGrmw"}
{"text": "跳不过去。", "question": "我的恐高程度达到了100级。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2852027"}
{"text": "王霸（878 年二月—880 年十一月）是唐朝末年农民起义首领黄巢所用的年号，共计 3 年。", "question": "史书中有什么中二度爆表的记载？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他还尿着裤子呢，感应灯就灭了。", "question": null, "star": 10242, "type": "I2T", "image": "3846195"}
{"text": "第一次接触口琴的人", "question": null, "star": 503, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gltcdjuewzj611815j7ae02"}
{"text": "主人搞炸厨房第二天，没有人认得出我是只秋由了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8aHXWAB0JUlnNvoe1ruEFbdc9mTz28YfHMuHibERvjWyuASlC5Au6GvQ"}
{"text": "学霸们听到了要开学了的消息", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejwpxt7m4mj20cl082t9s"}
{"text": "以艺术的意图拍摄的照片被模糊使用，这被称为耻辱。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6445301"}
{"text": "点不上关闭x广告的y", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxefwqf5kxj60xh0xhq8002"}
{"text": "看！有个大脑被拿走了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6753497"}
{"text": "太多人误将自己没礼貌当做别人玩不起，所以有时候并不都是你的问题。", "question": "「开不起玩笑」的人不受欢迎吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "5点55分。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7170437"}
{"text": "没错，他简直把我当狗看！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpzd5x61ehj30ci0elqaz"}
{"text": "谷歌地图标记管理员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x8cvJ75sVibceGarpZUBBLo4aHl5ADsibE44Db5mMBq4mN96OIpkuwRLvQ"}
{"text": "路飞：这……就是ONE PIECE？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1EbOHxVXJdiaAgBps9D0PeX6HNrg8yomibyQZfoYBkIla5nqaD6icetTJg"}
{"text": "这是日本的一种说法，意思是“湿润的竹子的味道”。", "question": "请问有什么前所未有的新颖美味的棒状零食新产品吗？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7175071"}
{"text": "今年红组开始认真比赛了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5631038"}
{"text": "妈妈有这么好的口红都不告诉我，明明是自家儿子诶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbrdHegMRnwtWLCKB1pev6sJGvibVjiaHlzpHXc2hcJGhZXdxeWlQTNNjg"}
{"text": "民诉课上听到的。男子与妻子育有一子，公公怀疑儿媳出轨，要求儿子与孙子做亲子鉴定。后不放心，遂自己与孙子再做亲子鉴定。结果，儿子与孙子有血缘关系，自己与孙子没有血缘关系。我们哭了，我们笑着，我们抬头望天空，星星都是绿的", "question": "你听过或见过最奇葩的案例是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在各种求而不得的世俗欲望中，唯有食欲的实现是最轻易的。", "question": "为什么人到中年，很少有身材苗条的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跪久了，起来活动下身体", "question": "为什么之前跪舔追自己的男生追一半就不追了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "战斗并逃跑", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373284"}
{"text": "上个网卡成狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo6kwv8531j20940ba76b"}
{"text": "左边那家伙起名也太随意了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl1agks591j30ci0elwj1"}
{"text": "卫生，因为 Sheldon 也是放一块洗。", "question": "洗衣机洗内衣内裤鞋袜等是否真的不卫生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "酋长，今天的食物好像心情有些不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eepxvub4k2j20bf09b0u3"}
{"text": "后视镜被偷了", "question": null, "star": 360, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4oynnchr9j6140140jvy02"}
{"text": "我是个好人。", "question": "有什么是你追了很多女生都失败后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没关系的，相信我，很快你就没有这种困扰了！", "question": "为什么当女朋友向我抱怨一件事儿时，我却总觉得错在她身上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同学们，英语周报上的题质量都挺高的，我给大家定了一学期的，课代表下课把钱收一下", "question": "怎样含蓄地表达「我已经被收买了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跳楼自杀被热心的队友们接住", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "其实我最近因为想要节省成本，所以不敢说出我已经不再在安邦曼的头上加那个安字了。", "question": "请告诉我jam老师的烦恼。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4141846"}
{"text": "因为你不知道猫不应该吃高盐食物。", "question": "为什么我宁愿花 5 块钱给小猫买火腿肠，而不愿意把这 5 块钱给乞讨的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所谓猫的赠礼，是因为猫喜欢你把你当成亲人朋友爱人等才会给你这些东西。你不很开心的接受的话它心里会有芥蒂，但说实话谁也吃不下去啊（哈哈哈哈哈哈以前在 Tumblr 上看到一个人处理这种事非常棒。他家的猫总会把老鼠蟑螂放在他的床头，被子里、衣服里口袋里这些地方，肯定会给人造成不便的。又不能伤害猫咪的脆弱心灵。他就拿着老鼠蟑螂啊仍在马桶里，然后抱着马桶高兴的蹭啊蹭还会温柔地夸奖猫。久而久之，猫咪以后抓了老鼠蟑螂就会自己丢到马桶里然后叫来主人。然后一人一猫就在马桶边跪着开心的蹭啊蹭……", "question": "如何处理猫的「赠礼」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "罗老师留给中国互联网各大公司的最大遗产——锤子便签。真心好用！！！", "question": "暴力裁员事件后网易内部信又疑似流出，信息量有多大？除了公关回应，网易还应该做什么实事才会更得体？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "养嘛！养嘛！让我养这只猫猫嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr6hxro0u8j30ci0eldm7"}
{"text": "没听说过会融化。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302669"}
{"text": "打开哦？听到了吗？我还没走呢？你要不要再犹豫下？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hde8i42macj30ci0elq6g"}
{"text": "静……静香，真的可以六个人吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkixkhlj20a208w75e"}
{"text": "我没见过，听别人说的，我现在想起来就好笑。大多数情况是要把女儿嫁到别人家去嘛（当然最为新时代的青年我认为是两个人从原生家庭走出来组成了一个新新的小小的家）这是设定，当时司仪对新娘说了一句“再看你妈最后一眼吧”一屋子人的脸全都黑了", "question": "你见过最蠢的婚礼司仪说过什么话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肾虚，有时候是在过度疲劳之后", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "船到桥头自然直。", "question": "这句话的中文意思是：「在喝酒之前，先说一句。」", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6704047"}
{"text": "最后的晚餐加了菠菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCtj89BkgDBR4Bytib5L5qcNqB3ruPzaS6WCLmZt0gFXOYjCqvdzUe0UQ"}
{"text": "我想去巴西看看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4712821"}
{"text": "肥宅。", "question": "有哪些体型巨大但是很温柔的动物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么是你这个下属在饲养员的工作，而我这个前辈却要待在玩偶服里呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6882314"}
{"text": "你怎么不问问老虎一个人在山上孤独不？", "question": "小猫咪自己在家孤单吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚上低头嗑瓜子啦", "question": "向日葵晚上在干嘛，跟着月亮吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我没说要给你吃。", "question": "今天吃寿司。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6563924"}
{"text": "开局你是狗，装备全靠捡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TEdtsZClSjQVRYHaFtX5cibrLVeVQop5DRDYnnxy0Ej2JwOJLn77xGcXSwsR80LtfFPV7CibvaibGuA"}
{"text": "妈妈是茄子，我却变成了黄瓜。", "question": "秋叶女士的伟业是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6510588"}
{"text": "有一次我问他怎么没有在图书馆给我占座位对方答“给你占座位是情分，不给你占座位是本分。”", "question": "前男友对你做过最过分的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你反省了吗？", "question": null, "star": 807, "type": "I2T", "image": "1893847"}
{"text": "你刚才为什么冲我肚子锤了一拳？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvw33ukdrlj30ci0eladb"}
{"text": "再开快点就能除掉附身的女鬼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3yPtdpejoZoEtF6lc8VHJKKhRSJftjmBZlLl3qIbktNAwh4Sr5GaDPg"}
{"text": "我已经知道犯人是谁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl9fi8csxkj30ci0eltd8"}
{"text": "一味给别人的傻笑打星号。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "机器人的 q，锤石的 q，派克的 q，泰坦的 q，没别的意思，就是想拉着他一起死。", "question": "男友约你爬山，在山顶突然推你，这时你会用哪个LOL英雄技能保命？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "负责在场地上画圆的人", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr6iz7jkkmj610j12mqa702"}
{"text": "戳破纸拉门前先来道歉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu2jt9k5hij30ci0elq5z"}
{"text": "去对面的停车场。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375948"}
{"text": "这张图是3D的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmPg63CVA2SwiaJmYOnD7Ra1SlpOl5WS1Hy3yuELv4Xo5IBU1kMn6Ldhw"}
{"text": "他的膝盖，却坐在我的位置上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7333729"}
{"text": "从袜子的破洞里往外窥探的大脚趾头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFe6m4RTgfPLuhbYNiaibhnqhWA3uW6iaUQcV5aMauT0J9ZyaggNgwR8rRQ"}
{"text": "白蚁", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872279"}
{"text": "我把中古车搞坏了！获得了20经验值和60万G的奖励！", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "学历当然不重要，重要的是 Publication 好吧。以后 Ph.D 找对象 都是如下套路：a：听说你发了 Nature 正刊，还是 Cover，实在是太牛了。b：哈哈哈，运气好而已。那你呢？a：也就一篇 Nature Communication，还有一篇 Nature Nanotechnology 共同一作。b：哦，挺好的。那你喜欢什么颜色啊？a：蓝色。b：对不起，我喜欢热情似火的红色，不喜欢悲伤的蓝色。我觉得咱两性格不合适，还是不要再见面了。", "question": "名校毕业的男性在择偶时是否看重学历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人什么时候才会记得买卫生纸啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNnEiaw7sBibxGo12icbDiaibfqibQvyRich1ichtpzs6pu1ojSFCUnyIzoxYiamA"}
{"text": "算了那个穷逼不会充Q币的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibyU3a2icAe0ib5MGRAzGX46clkWCTXBQCkicDSibqSt9TOomsRyj5adib5yw"}
{"text": "你好！我叫广濑铃。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5366724"}
{"text": "喂，快点把那个该死的洗涤剂给我放进去！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "5671401"}
{"text": "DeAgostin周刊：组合一款特别浓郁的蛋糕", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382401"}
{"text": "百发人送黑发人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkbfHuAgBUBV7XJd5dXxU4X4cQibCiclBczXeA5ibqZZOp2icbYicAbmEIZTg"}
{"text": "这是我最后一次看到他的样子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5855739"}
{"text": "在游泳课上因为不想露出腋毛所以做运动时很谨慎。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175725"}
{"text": "年轻男子", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3260512"}
{"text": "老婆往脸上敷的东西越来越奇怪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM87NF66ic8JCmUyliasO9qY5CfIJsQWh6b2o34SDPKm6Rn8V9FwqgprK5Q"}
{"text": "高一的时候，我和我哥们儿为全年级女生做了一个排行榜，结果被班主任发现，写了检讨，就此没了下文。如果穿越回去，应该把它做成一个网站……", "question": "如果你保留了现在的记忆并回到了小学的课堂上，你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你竟然在变身过程中攻击我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2180yq5yej20m40m40v9"}
{"text": "领导，冒号！上个月，病号都回家收麦子去了，暴露了农业机械化建设的短板。", "question": "科室业绩不如上个月，病人也少于上个月，科室主任要求写反思，该怎么写呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一项是检查记忆力，请说出您的银行卡密码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez1lhvvhxxj209y09xdi4"}
{"text": "击杀肥宅时爆出的奖品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr6Nu6dBGItzwMm3OnOz8xRgwiaN1Mjjesbn3tticLuKM5xFdB7Bqp8wicA"}
{"text": "鸟山明", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5yaj8ko4yj30ci0el773"}
{"text": "人格分裂患者的脑海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5zibwP0m10F7hYZmyMagSjbgKDUR7PL3oQkyXiam7ICf4RpcbOjOePmlQ"}
{"text": "不是说不许打脸的吗，不讲武德", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNP85Ow9I0txcONtZugrbvq0Or80qIuogY8a3icLdMxXf46QVg5iajVFMQ"}
{"text": "那个，老师，我真的感冒了吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6990818"}
{"text": "朱雀、玄武、白虎缺了一只脚。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3924469"}
{"text": "对不起，我迷路了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1933592"}
{"text": "下一个请举手。", "question": "请您告诉我电梯的运作原理。", "star": 587, "type": "T2T", "image": "2013597"}
{"text": "患者的病情好像治不好了，但是比现在的我要好些。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6492775"}
{"text": "你能和我交往，我真的好开心哦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4593914"}
{"text": "当你已经是拳击世界冠军，可是你妈妈每场比赛都在台下跟观众分享你五岁那年被一只公鸡攀得到处跑的故事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicHPymIEJRiaBO23RbQufSjWXqawcZMvJ81zub3Mzq3gz5OQxqVOxc6fA"}
{"text": "饺子的王将每次进店时都会说“王手”。", "question": "我觉得他绝对喜欢下象棋，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6807438"}
{"text": "一个非常骨骼清奇的误解：我以前的 homestay 以为炸鱼薯条是中国的，而且还很有道理：因为新西兰大部分的鱼和薯条店都是中国人开的。", "question": "外国人对中国的误解 / 偏见究竟到了怎样的程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，爸爸和一个女人在散步！", "question": null, "star": 2874, "type": "I2T", "image": "6231970"}
{"text": "你妈妈是我的妈妈，我的妈妈是你的妈妈。...回去！ 被这样说了就被赶出去了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4727639"}
{"text": "这是姐姐的，这是爸爸的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351431"}
{"text": "冈氏 -> 冈家", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "开始第三天的免费玩家", "question": null, "star": 287, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm52tv1xyj60z91b0n3502"}
{"text": "在杀菌率99%的洗涤剂中幸存的那一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g2bng0k76lj20lz0nb0wb"}
{"text": "蛋白质打折销售。", "question": "这家叫做松本清的药店是什么样的店呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5335713"}
{"text": "挖了十年终于挖穿了监狱墙，可惜挖到了狱警室", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "假装在唱步兵队的口号嘿嘿嘿嘿哦嘿哦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376561"}
{"text": "CP 名也能叫京东。", "question": "权志龙和 Jennie 被爆已经恋爱一年，可能是真的吗？你现在是什么心情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "{{{{请和我交往吧}}}}{{{{{对不起}}}}}", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYnZsGQtyY7nJsqzluhTE7I3SGSfx3uB5ehHWt077TTnOZuI8Xa6gUUw"}
{"text": "双手撑在机器上，皱着眉头沉默不语。", "question": "进入学术会议最简单的方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5705912"}
{"text": "妹妹擅自报名了。", "question": "四分之一的国会议员在隐瞒事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3390970"}
{"text": "拍照时的我认为躲在朋友后面就会显着很瘦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcfpfHTY7TS46dT6rLhlnZBq6DEOO7BGaptgAZDPiacYK76ia8eT48bV3g"}
{"text": "男朋友给我买了个夜光项链", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjj3LEpNCjjicWsib09eqDoGA1RP9ezLMwGToiblJXQpiaXwEgrEFiaGogicZQ"}
{"text": "屁股突出的小孩获得了一等奖。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6812598"}
{"text": "怎么办，保险审核员已经守了两天了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4pD4DQRnau0z0QdGufnlKkE501jHj4T9QaPHQQXKV5xjnULX4CFDhLA"}
{"text": "风神来袭。", "question": "暴风雨预警的酷炫说法", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5025465"}
{"text": "新手教程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVT7BVO8HibQMmaGXvRFuPTMNTZ0aFic2icMp8M0HzW3iazVOO79PToOSho4g"}
{"text": "拔河比赛对手竟然松手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdrqO2gOpaOWnZwdfXgO38ibu6QOmZRHHwXfVgg9dZCy0xumTjIYmNjGA"}
{"text": "会被等体型的蟑螂、三角龙、地下竞技场卫冕冠军、世界最强生物等打败，远强于等体型的泰森", "question": "如果螳螂体型和狮子一样大，战斗力大概如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不过呢，还有一张卡片在哪里啊？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6683154"}
{"text": "白式押啡档这桌子竟然能自动掏耳朵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9dKCNskZPJIs63WuLBPgJjiaxUHB9YU1PCnHIwYU6UHpkpXsBOR1MicdQ"}
{"text": "她已经说了好几年没男朋友了，还说像蜘蛛一样织网。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6763068"}
{"text": "筋斗云！筋斗云！筋斗云！筋斗云", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibsKjicRHqFtxtdJmOzUJpMPgFDcDwgLXBNGBIPXZl6p8aZWxD0e8Xmgg"}
{"text": "真开心打中了三球！", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "我是老奶奶。", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "“对不起，说晚了，你那杯有点热", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicd4EdOhEE7RUp2xCfMyMmdYCrxSpbZaSv8qLqSDrugEyxypjTjyldPw"}
{"text": "“突然出现在你梦里真是不好意思我有话想对你说，你完全把我忘得一干二净了吧？对，在微波炉里。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8ia2G2jAgA71x2BCqtSmfzh3fZaX0luGt3YQkXmicH8L5f1SklMUhlFQQ"}
{"text": "正要按门铃时，门突然开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwHzia7nnBXsQicDaOJImqibl77yZPxialhfNDHBFNvSlczmwBBNhp8g7fJ9Hu9cdQ6XriaLtI92ysBtQ"}
{"text": "深谙投资之道有男朋友的女孩，对他来说只有一个竞争对手；没有男朋友的女孩，对他来说有无数个竞争对手。", "question": "明知女孩已有男朋友还去追求，这样的男生通常是怎样的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "借钱", "question": "过年遇到亲戚催婚怎么说才算是把「反催婚」玩明白了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现实版精灵宝可梦", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "我和老师进行了一对一的社会科学学习。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4424725"}
{"text": "“好了现在你说吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcCThTcibiahI2iaPzI5H7JuPsgLoGlouWkxuu56wLdXDuIIYIST2YJhR6w"}
{"text": "一定会除尽", "question": null, "star": 227, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hamy3avfiej61401hcwsn02"}
{"text": "汤婆婆的内部构造", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1f2lwhcemhoj209r0bwabi"}
{"text": "奖金的发放方式越来越用心了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3633666"}
{"text": "本以为石头剪刀布赢了结果照片判定平局", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ok6hoqixj30ci0elgoi"}
{"text": "梦里很开心找到一个厕所", "question": "用一句话来讲个悲伤的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "广场舞真是太吵了～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVlyEzOhbT7nR1dvHq7QPzuQ2xf0YFbF0RzbXUzsfA5MzmFkaXGudCVfdg"}
{"text": "没辙！注意力不集中，有没有网都一样，没网你甚至会去扫雷！", "question": "如何在联网的电脑上工作学习不走神？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想说的八卦。", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "木鱼升了一个调", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fm9ifxa4o6j208n0dt76u"}
{"text": "现已加入肯德基豪华午餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ks072dHw5dOeBNvdgwzcnudTVM781W3e9vCHmZukm8SUjes7Mib4MWeEQ"}
{"text": "没错，这里就是用牙剥火腿肠的修炼之山", "question": null, "star": 195, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gs59omf8mrj610117c4bs02"}
{"text": "羞愧、不好意思", "question": "为感到羞愧的人准备一个随时可以钻进去的洞，实际情况会怎样？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6296315"}
{"text": "哇哦~哇哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3893340"}
{"text": "哎呀，这里可不能打水啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6652175"}
{"text": "死亡笔记本都领到了吧？大家先写上名字！别搞混了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grffi6mnb5j60ci0elgt102"}
{"text": "铃木被开除了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6863256"}
{"text": "被怪物君开除了。", "question": "三只小猪的可怕秘密过去是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1792245"}
{"text": "你拍了爽肤水为啥还用乳液？乳液用了还用面霜？眼霜？！？！防晒？！？！", "question": "该怎么和女朋友解释买了switch还要买PS5？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据说几十年前因为痴情的纠葛跳进池塘被淹死的名叫‘小野’的女人的灵魂正在寻找她的落水者。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388768"}
{"text": "不认识的小孩每天早上都把自己家当成捷径", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHKIxGibgorutibutwqHn3sib4cNR5Hp8w97qB5Qevuib2RMo9HLf60yuCWg"}
{"text": "不会，因为买电池公司不给报销。", "question": "有线鼠标会被无线鼠标取代吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿哈哈哈哈强力胶果然名不虚传", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmqj8yuejcj610g10gtdr02"}
{"text": "等等，不能连着说我的名字和栗子的名字！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4732106"}
{"text": "哦，泡脚...", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "提笔想回答这个问题。转念一想：有啥好写的，懒得写，不写了，无聊。恩，就是这种感觉。", "question": "放下一个很爱的人是什么心情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海苔干了，变得只有装进盒子里那么小。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366846"}
{"text": "把烟和打火机放在包里随身携带。", "question": "茶道部出身的不良少年有什么特征？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2380782"}
{"text": "桑拿房的门打不开了", "question": null, "star": 222, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyuh5cux9xj610g10g44m02"}
{"text": "报告！主人，被窝暖好了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8nfvs4vw6j20eq0gfwii"}
{"text": "是的，有女友的男生看毛片就是对女友精神和肉体的双重背叛。不仅仅是背叛，看毛片的男生还让人有种恶心的感觉。两个人既然选择了对方，从那一刻起，就应该只疼对方一个人，宠她爱她，永远不欺骗她，手机邮箱 QQ 微信陌陌无秘知乎豆瓣借记卡信用卡的密码统统告诉她，答应她的每一件事情都要做到，对她讲的每一句话都是真话，不欺负她骂她无条件相信她，有人欺负她，第一时间站出来帮她，她开心的时候陪着她开心，她不开心哄她开心，永远觉得她最漂亮，做梦都只会梦见她，在心里只有她一个人，自慰只对着她的照片，她在身边时眼里只有她，她不在了种棵树天天望着亭亭如盖思念她。所以，当我得知女朋友买了李敏镐演唱会门票的那天，我毅然决然和她分手了。", "question": "男生看黄片算是对女朋友的肉体和精神的背叛嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女朋友提出要看你手机时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMHQzegK1DrHcuicRoZqANiaqqjlDALljEMxb88kxLD5bQrRWAq9uQKTtw"}
{"text": "亲爱的拜登，此人曾试图解锁你的手机。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyCNDjw0zqBmRMtSnlFcQjdj2kLtdq8k4QoiaLvFK1nvnZIiaPQbTXtuMA"}
{"text": "搬家公司太粗暴了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8xupo6smtj30ci0el0u9"}
{"text": "击剑始于秦朝的有力证据", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8b9BLxVJwIBBRfKCrS0BA9M1h6CovniaCakUDSjl8dvztvFicwqy0gBibg"}
{"text": "关于Z世代，无法跟上的悠哉悠哉的鲁邦五世。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7008605"}
{"text": "公平，还是TM的公平", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "你的饭真好吃，所以我就成了啃老族了。", "question": "我对妈妈做的饭感到非常不满。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4225359"}
{"text": "这下跟女儿交往那小子不会再来了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu7x7n4feyj60ci0elq8302"}
{"text": "老板叫Jack，我就叫Jackson；老板叫Dan，我就叫Danson", "question": "职场人士取英文名，有什么需要注意之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么也要生了孩子之后，互相熟悉了吧", "question": "男女交往多久后做爱才比较符合中国传统价值观？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "- 喂，请问是陈先生吗？- 我是，请讲。- 陈先生啊，我是公安局啊，我们怀疑您与上次重大恶性抢劫案件有关，依法准备对您实施抓捕。但是为了照顾您家人的情感，特别是不希望吓到您小孩，所以想挑一个他们不在家的时间对您进行抓捕。您看这周您哪天合适？- 这样啊？要不周四下午？- 呃，抱歉不行啊周四下午我们约好了毒贩嫌疑人王先生进行抓捕，要不您看周五早上可以吗？- 嗯，那就周五早上吧。- 好！谢谢您的配合，那就周五早上请在家等着，保持手机畅通，以及准备好身份证原件和复印件。", "question": "警察实施抓捕时有没有必要避开孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "999 个女人为你争风吃醋，最后决定谁的拳头硬谁有交配权。于是一场大战一触即发。在这个过程中你看着那些蜂腰巨乳的妹子被打倒，心急如焚，可是蜂腰巨乳并不能成为她们打斗的优势。此次打斗持续了一月有余，最后终于决出冠军。洞房花烛夜你望着虎背熊腰的妻子，湿润了眼睛。", "question": "《辐射：避难所》里 999 个女和 1 个男的设定，最终会发展成怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一群水分子手拉着手互相鼓励着，竟然飘飘忽忽地飞了起来。其他分子赞叹道，「看人家，真是蒸汽呀！」", "question": "化学领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我突然想起来我的宝贝没埋好我重新去埋一下马上回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicFnGL0fGfZyKFMkA9N2y3XH0wMXByosNXNK9gt0RL7NlQiaQicm4viakmw"}
{"text": "被撑开的内衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCx8vNYqer93HgxvIoVobu6otvcO7ZT4xILOogRRPtf50HK5H4uEztvQQ"}
{"text": "秦国。鲁国。齐国。蜀国。韩国。郑国。魏国。楚国。赵国。燕国。吴国。等等。", "question": "2000RMB 想出国穷游可以去哪个国家？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过审的武松打虎片段", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3dCm9K8BeGvSvddTfD6rG1gKzhicKByZicmEau7al7WXxtAkmnXmgEVXw"}
{"text": "还差得远呢，你不是还在当打之年吗？/......笨蛋", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "4334674"}
{"text": "一位加拿大教授来到一所中国小学，给孩子们一捆大麻，要求他们测量出大麻的重量。中国孩子打了 110，警察带走了教授和大麻。几天之后，孩子们从报纸上得知了大麻的重量。这个故事说明中国的孩子既没有开放式思维又依赖他人的力量，已经输在了起跑线上。", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你用攒了三年的积分从超市换来的东西", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "第二名要氮气加速了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVKcn8q3S3STEbZBmqyQmyjuFN0WyibzgEboawIH4g7HnaSwRp8vuicdHg"}
{"text": "这个手势的意思是：队长！别开枪！是是我！是我呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJoicIlbOEKpLBvH15ZKd1OPpkAZUVhMs5ia456hQ4VwNREVNJfs4GdIzLg"}
{"text": "干嘛用看猩猩的眼光看我？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "大家，今天有一个好消息和一个坏消息！", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3007834"}
{"text": "南方人认为的北方澡堂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibib2Ru6SdnWxcbWwzbBHZzGBNsX1cBnIzdPzsAvpvvZZkkiaHwklJsTEA"}
{"text": "20岁的我和好兄弟蚂蚁打架诶！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLXBLUZRkYte3qc9XnLB8rUcDfUfic3Ws9BNadBUgibGdMjbRb9ibdibR8EQ"}
{"text": "灵长类最强。", "question": "你平时是怎么被称呼的呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6994307"}
{"text": "你准备了多少钱？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6058743"}
{"text": "新员工欢迎会后的早晨。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4399931"}
{"text": "这个习惯不太好！", "question": "千鸟 兴许是在做游戏教学角色的时候会说的话吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629615"}
{"text": "明明埋的那么深！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fshjnirozlj20ne0ivmzg"}
{"text": "秒的说法很特别。", "question": "我觉得他绝对喜欢下象棋，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6807438"}
{"text": "这道题还有不会的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBugGCH1jjuVqsQrJPFYysia2Bkw2eU9GYFMawDtfPmaZK0LSLIVIFzmcg"}
{"text": "因为我关注了这个问题。", "question": "你女朋友有过哪些奇葩的生气理由？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，这就是为什么没有我桃太郎就不行啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2299588"}
{"text": "等一下我去超市买东西，别开玩笑了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5424889"}
{"text": "雪撬僵尸和双头向日葵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSc1n3WEKCXbwx4jMoE8ibS84Rj3krbbZyS4UXSoWbFvnRXNZfiaRjicK4DjgWpKMT2aMiaTRDRWDn3A"}
{"text": "说到这个问题其实我很不屑。我高中食堂的厨子对于挂羊头卖狗肉这件事足以让十个雷布斯滚回新手村。/* 三鲜水饺 */有次我在食堂要了一份三鲜馅水饺，一口下去吃出一块土豆。我跟厨子说你给我端错了吧，厨子说并没有，我说我要的是三鲜的这里面怎么有土豆。厨子说：“地三鲜就不是三鲜了吗？”/* 孜然羊肉炒饭 */有次我叫了一份孜然羊肉炒饭，里面没有羊肉，连孜然都没有，全都是火腿肠，我问厨子怎么回事。你以为我会说厨子叫孜然羊肉这么低级的梗？呵呵呵……厨子说：“里面的火腿肠是孜然羊肉味的。”/* 牛肉面 */我们食堂的面条分两种，一种是汤面，一种是牛肉面，牛肉面比汤面贵两块。第一次我要的汤面，第二次我要的牛肉面，然而我发现厨子给我端的还是汤面。我问厨子怎么回事。厨子说：“对不起，我的锅，这次确实上错了。”于是厨子崴了一勺老干妈牛肉酱。“好了，牛肉面。”厨子说。", "question": "你吃过最奇葩的食堂菜是什么？体验如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“查到凡先生在哪个房间了吗”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "听到从那边传来的嘎嘣声。", "question": null, "star": 341, "type": "I2T", "image": "3280656"}
{"text": "醉烟。千万别试第二次了，第一次抽烟我也醉烟了，特别恶心，结果我试了第二次，现在烟龄 4 年了。", "question": "初试雪茄，恶心到吐了，什么原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "福气正在消失。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6982710"}
{"text": "扫地机器人治好了我爸的鼻炎。", "question": "你亲身验证过的有哪些神奇的治疗方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "完全没事刚才的攻击完全没事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcccdinb2wj30ci0eldh6"}
{"text": "跟你只是玩玩而已！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbyfzgo226j30ci0eltcw"}
{"text": "打魂斗罗捡到S弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibjKKD7SLLt5Qjb5Sehq1a9Pv43hvayicDtjRTib6EibOg2AMkhKUKHbbwA"}
{"text": "哎呀，收到了○○君的回信！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1674772"}
{"text": "茄子、青椒、大土豆，这是一盘地三鲜。", "question": "「是爱，是暖，是希望，你是人间四月天」，如何对句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孩子噎住了从背后怎么着来着？在线等挺急的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "手里牵头熊，穿啥都是苏维埃", "question": "冬天到了，怎么才能穿出苏维埃的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上好...在猛烈的台风中去上班。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "5866354"}
{"text": "他太害羞了以至于到现在都没来找我。", "question": "你们和你男朋友做过什么害羞的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人 - 八", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "按我多年参加 800 米比赛的经验，你跑了 400 米。= )", "question": "800 米跑了 1 分 43 秒是什么概念？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像还有一个我存在啊。", "question": "我很快就喘不过气来，该怎么办呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366004"}
{"text": "父亲因为我在不知道的人的包里打翻了酸奶而生气。", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "当你开始认真训练，就会发现自己想得太多了。", "question": "怎样通过健身提高力量而不是产生像健美先生的大块肌肉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "PIZZzzzzz", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1ggXLZbtAhUFKsUJKRzbtRbadr3OfO3X4OglJ69PRjeibRzQ5N1LqrLYg"}
{"text": "“我就藏了两块私房钱。“我也是。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJAAFicDzExpIOvy07OFKV8ZZ46Lgicia5xeILXFBuugQBPRjHtDmluOoyg"}
{"text": "让你多嘴！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYsrZ4vJCRlhZf3xb5JmWFEnOn01yynibuXfic0PrkZQK7sS70iae3GlGqw"}
{"text": "平脸", "question": "哥哥是拉面店常见的客人。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7027167"}
{"text": "在哪睡的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8bIUeicXS1WA6shGBf4icA0kRLtBOqVBy4crgiaGKJRKfnOXAZIpSFKzsA"}
{"text": "别闹了，快从打印机上下来工作了一一我就不！我要换新主机，不给就不下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4kKYHEzVrfSicOHVOT3tRzhBUDzKYH9FFlhR66J3Xh1yhw4o77LGDHtQ"}
{"text": "不花钱就能变富吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007XdJHwly1gkk72mv5nzj30id0jgn16"}
{"text": "按计划行事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2189439"}
{"text": "卡夫卡", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "按照导航走了一圈绕地球。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "1482074"}
{"text": "匹诺曹，叫你说谎的时候鼻子别对着我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHw8tSvRytcX63IUCAEw1MUo1YY1k0wyo99dUVmc2jBUibsywq3wgspzw"}
{"text": "买完饭发现餐厅没座儿", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvub3fgml0j20yi1834m9"}
{"text": "在这里刺就是英雄，在这里刺就是英雄，不能逃跑，不能逃跑，不能......", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6966202"}
{"text": "当你从澡堂出来东西全部不见了，小偷还是好心地给你留了个口罩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3x2xibvyO5o8SygMZzQwCCMBHn3XxC9th1iaO6AibqTvM6zFCc4nQHco5w"}
{"text": "鼻孔被套住了还怎么出气？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "冷不丁给了精灵球一个耳光", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicsEJzb0WksO0VOXN1sftEUiav0NbSgR8TwXQSuEIo8w4RVUWqPvpkTUQ"}
{"text": "关键时刻不能没有你。", "question": "关于某件事的常见情况/经验分享", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5368397"}
{"text": "不打招呼的年轻人，简直是垃圾，需要消毒！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338244"}
{"text": "结婚前结婚后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha3h4uf5q4j30ci0elgpf"}
{"text": "南半球的人太不容易了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3pdpkr6bjj20mm0pg40x"}
{"text": "当兵的时候，谈了一个女兵对象……打电话给老妈的时候，告诉她我谈了一个女朋友，也是当兵的……结果，我妈来了一句，「男的女的 ？」「妈，女的！是女的！！！」", "question": "你被人误会的最尴尬的一件事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷，我要回家了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4335825"}
{"text": "大概就是语文阅读题吧。", "question": "你经历了什么事，把你从单纯逼向虚伪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没给勺子。", "question": "「心灵鸡汤」式的文章错在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明明不唱是最显得有故事的。所有人都在等着自己的曲子的时候，所有人都对着话筒起范的时候，所有人都陶醉在自己的歌声中的时候，你一个人坐在角落里，任凭别人邀请，只嘴角挂一个浅笑，低声谢绝：不了，不了。直到最后，都没人知道这个角落里神秘安静的男（女）子的歌声到底是怎样。光影交错中，你的脸显得很有立体感，写满了故事。", "question": "在KTV唱什么歌会让人觉得你是个「有故事的女（男）同学」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青岛市：猫形态啤酒，正在热售。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "每次怪兽被干掉后才从远处挥着手跑过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkshwoyui0j30ci0eljsd"}
{"text": "早期外星人吹牛影像纪录", "question": null, "star": 423, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "没攻下恐怖分子据点，走之前在他们新刷的墙上留下鞋印", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD71ibOWJMUeiatajrhkZkiaWaAjRymCghJuo2AR4t10jG6eAW743tVQ94Rw"}
{"text": "还没到家就忍不住开始脱衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq1BqTvL4ozUgZoGUzI7HHbnOB9wcKKADSjlticUyafJ3Buk0uY4F9Caw"}
{"text": "我现在正直着呢，在办公室就可以", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22IR7bZibAJFVibXiaebZToRDayK3fVbRFWyMTXjulet7wTIbCWP1t6Gxe1Q"}
{"text": "我从在san TV播放广告的时候就知道了，你真的长大了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7046955"}
{"text": "问：XX集团不是你的审计客户吗？那给我弟弟安排一个职位怎么就这么难呢？答：大型国企的人事安排是我们这些中介机构都能参与意见的吗？（理直气壮）问：XX上市公司不是你的审计客户吗？那快告诉我那股票会涨还是会跌？答：嗯，保密协议不是你签的，知情人信息记录表也不是你填的。（无奈）问：XX基金不是你的审计客户吗？那个明星投资经理怎么走了？答：哼，知道也不告诉你。（我怎么可能知道呢）问：我知道你们这行儿，不就是给企业包装嘛，然后上市后蒙我们老百姓的钱呗（一脸不屑）。说说看你们都怎么包装啊？（一脸期待）答：我不是快递公司的，我不会包装。（瞧不起你）问：审计哪有什么专业啊，大街上到处都是1个月包过考试的。你糊弄谁啊？答：上市审计和会计证考试还是有一定区别的。（你真让我说的话，我可能要说好久啊）问：你怎么能让我给你提供XXXX（可以替换成任何资料）？这下我们企业的机密信息你不是都知道了吗？答：……（无语）其实有些问题，不是怕被问到，只是有些东西和外行解释起来比较麻烦而已。渐渐的，这种问题被问的多了，也就不胜其烦了：（", "question": "在你的领域中你最怕被人问什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发现临时插播的火灾新闻竟是自己家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiabjmG08GA8rjw2SvrWYicU8cDsIbft70FM39HZ4jT4QicAppQHoSCYxog"}
{"text": "矶野在这里，矶野在这里，矶野在这里，矶野在这里，矶野在这里，合在一起。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6991328"}
{"text": "氦气很有趣哦~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579602"}
{"text": "当我以为捡到100日元时，其实是弹珠店的奖章。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7020533"}
{"text": "重返人生", "question": "如果能回到初中，我想要做的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2475497"}
{"text": "“滴滴司机还有2.5公里到达，请您稍等”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "离发薪日还有一周。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6129575"}
{"text": "时间开始了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317138"}
{"text": "这是你的头发。虽然这是我们第一次面对面，但昨天从头上掉下来是对的。那么...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3611288"}
{"text": "随手灭了平家而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgrjyjnjuyj30ci0eldi8"}
{"text": "看电视练眼神儿，上网练手指，吃薯片儿练嘴~", "question": "长期宅在家的人都有什么比较好的室内锻炼的方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈利波特讲的是一个男孩一年级殴打老师，二年级打死学校藏得上古神兽，三年级帮一个通缉犯逃狱，四年级误打误撞参加限制级运动会不但没被骂还和学校高富帅并列第一，五年级成立反政府组织，六年级偷看学霸笔记作弊一整年，七年级杀死了当时令人闻风丧胆的黑社会老大但他依然还是成为了一个好孩子的故事。（声明一下：我没有抄网易云音乐评论，因为我自己就是写那条评论的人）", "question": "《哈利·波特》讲了个什么故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "件", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "今晚别回去了吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ty2x0l23j30ci0elwhj"}
{"text": "放假啦！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecp3uho019j20am08tt9l"}
{"text": "在电影院妨碍放映", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5h0969mubj30ci0eln25"}
{"text": "我脑子里每天装的想法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujy4OkCNEShCBFSI0K8HUIjgLCbiaU284yeQ3WT5yVTTJOmO0IRdicTV8LQ"}
{"text": "没涂防晒霜的后果", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "太好了，爸爸打倒胖虎了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gob9ewbl7yj30ci0el43f"}
{"text": "我有五亿部手机！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7304699"}
{"text": "为什么我只想传达我非常喜欢的事情，却只会说着ruuru ruuru ruuru流下眼泪呢？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3310011"}
{"text": "哎，河马不是擅长水性吗？", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "1990699"}
{"text": "快来人啊，再晚他就要被吸到地下去了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvzm6coqzlj20yi18qe81"}
{"text": "古代的昏君其实都挺不容易的...", "question": "玩三国杀你最大的感悟是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "斐波那契汤。 今天的汤 = 昨天的汤 + 前天的汤。", "question": "你吃过最奇葩的食堂菜是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在山坡下面，我把玩的球滚出去撞到了老奶奶，我和一起滚出的水果以及球都带回来了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311866"}
{"text": "埋头吃土", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "为什么明明看不到星星，还要假装傻笑呢？", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "录音结束了，所以去喝酒。", "question": "三个反派角色后来怎样了？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5347233"}
{"text": "「抬起头来，看着我说话。」我就是这么失去若干个潜在女朋友的。", "question": "你在生活中有哪些职业病或职业习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咪咪口米", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "等风来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5742686"}
{"text": "沙保里的常用中文表达是“撒花”。", "question": "这句话的中文意思是：「在喝酒之前，先说一句。」", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6704047"}
{"text": "就算我们都变成海参，也别忘了我！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "246306"}
{"text": "「没什么事我就先挂了。」", "question": "你会给自己写什么墓志铭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电锯喇屁股，开开眼", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "喝了一半的牛奶才看见上面写看人类火种计划?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIWicOK3KtncYlBluibclibm5ShicxnWUiaXgibxV0TLgu9Y4Qv80Ava5ia4ibRw"}
{"text": "头发翘起来是晚上做梦时接收信号的缘故。不然怎么做梦呢？笨蛋。", "question": "晚上洗头第二天早上起来头发会翘起来，有什么解决办法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好小啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7353729"}
{"text": "猪突豨勇！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5813054"}
{"text": "半泽直行", "question": "把那部著名作品的标题换一个字，使其更生动。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6578461"}
{"text": "闻到老板放屁时，职场老手和新人的差异", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5I2tufBYwWia10w8wjcevPpZm364usOCNbqIp30q5h7BMaXCXwK0tGlA"}
{"text": "一个屁崩飞了身后所有的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicbzsRtX3sEoQ0iaLqWicT6kibyBvsfbX0lkSHDqzrzcibPtGMA7ibxH1dhRA"}
{"text": "有哆啦A梦跟他一起肯定没事的啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXkx5PSyh1JJIuaI4jiaPjvIlboLNvP3m4zXWEdm0WnobUmmibktOaPwVQ"}
{"text": "委屈你去拉拉队了", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "我：「在建工程里这生产线的验收报告 13 年就出了，怎么 15 年了还没转为固定资产？」客户：「因为领导说，转了固一提折旧，年底我们利润指标就完不成了。完不成就发不出奖金，发不出奖金人心就要散，人心一散就要离职，人一离职企业就要黄摊。所以从可持续发展的角度上看，这生产线不能转固。」", "question": "年终审计的时候你的客户用过哪些「神借口」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「作业没带就是没写！」「……老师，我找到了。」", "question": "100 字如何写出一个主角经历伤害然后残忍复仇的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白萝下刚才往那边跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1qMra9pX0It2o9Y2WOo9gYAia9fCQY4fWyRdjSc7HmZIqXEJXUBeiagfw"}
{"text": "“做核酸？给别人？这我行啊怼嗓子眼谁还不会了”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "你好吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4517927"}
{"text": "简单啊，听过相声吗？学相声里的捧哏啊。「这个蜘蛛侠啊，xxxx。」「嗯。」「看到那个绿巨人了吗？它可厉害了。」「那是。」「那个钢铁侠，他上一部 xxxxx」「是嘛？」「美国队长之前 xxxx」「嚯。」「其实我挺喜欢冬兵的 xxxx」「哎……」「那个黑寡妇那个胸啊」「去你的吧！」", "question": "没看过漫威电影的女生要陪男朋友看《复仇者联盟 3》，如何让他觉得我都看过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蘑菇云真是壮观呢！“是啊社长，没想到陪我走到最后的是你啊。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZDYG0LUaC1fDicicPY2DlH6f1KEPpDQaiahhshMV7zkAd1GTsCgpwQFy6A"}
{"text": "不是介绍他女朋友给你认识，而是介绍你给他女朋友认识。目的嘛，有一天你会接到他女朋友的电话说，老余说昨个晚上和你一起出去吃酒了，是不是真的啊，你记得回答「是是是」就行了。", "question": "同学把女朋友介绍给我认识，是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "月球表面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5k1h87lkyj30ci0elmz2"}
{"text": "我是歌文", "question": null, "star": 675, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "看起来他无法适应国外的红牛……他在逃跑过程中进行了解说。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359609"}
{"text": "市里有个领导微信群，某日进了一个新人没改备注，只自我介绍了一句大家好我是小李。群里某个局长就说我们这那么多小李，我怎么知道你是谁。然后小李打了三个字：李 xx（市委副书记名字）。然后场面就一度非常尴尬了。", "question": "公务员在工作中都碰到过哪些有意思的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到同桌在考卷上画了个小猪，犹豫该不该抄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgVFfr3xgiaNe107CKBfJ9BBdyYP4VdmHDjAWJAaGhpCy5EavzFMqPOBQ"}
{"text": "放电影的时候两个工作人员在后台打起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTJgHSNmkEBCUtGuy9LUo1TYibiamYUia77VB9pQpMP4rIO10qUHv4P4ibrw"}
{"text": "别吸了！别吸了！我错了！吓到你是我不对！求求你别吸了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu4gh4xqogj30ci0el0xp"}
{"text": "丑陋或悲惨", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "小刘啊，你都离开岗位12秒了，你这个年龄段你怎么尿的出来？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tuH3froeA3JczyVUKtCnF278JMLv4aowicTvwZv2iazmJJ9WldTs5vANQ"}
{"text": "我是亲妈。娃长开了，181，瘦。高中生，皮肤干净不长痘。我脾气一向温和，但是现在，好像更温和了一点。", "question": "外貌对男生来讲有多重要?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比克大魔王煮过头了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "对方正在打开Facebook的搜索页面。", "question": "告诉我为什么连名字都不想透露的理由。", "star": 203, "type": "T2T", "image": "2464122"}
{"text": "小脚趾撞到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ekgkzpabgjj20b30btmyf"}
{"text": "不是写了“小心碰头”了吗", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "好吧，我承认最后一袋鲜虾鱼板面是我吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXNs2TYNTgIibMqsIBpZCUxrK9miax5Grr8RbzWzL4hBU78X1xUTGrZTqA"}
{"text": "做平板支撑？", "question": "如何让时间变慢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你立即宣布自己是同性恋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUK4Z7iap4mM8xXYzUJNf1YLSDGKe8jXJQDIxREooNwibX6YJ2L14yQOWQ"}
{"text": "今天嘴唇太干，不能大笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWp4wQBD90MBKOypUaGkFQlT7Y09gK8gCqAbjhWcykeozibURkbGhNG4og"}
{"text": "藏在头发后准备炸死他们的炸药包提前炸开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibct4gYTibB83u7qdmzSRQO0LzaaBq9xpnAWM5Gv53EW9yXNzVZdmwCVA"}
{"text": "好吃的部分要留到最后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QceWETJahYaLNgBzvNnkEFtSIaDrC9haHGsFDruyl5ZQ6DpWnufWRMmuJnOv7Qib82CJw5GibLClTQ"}
{"text": "还是应该选绿色比较好吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7320034"}
{"text": "凤凰涅槃", "question": "长寿的名字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968321"}
{"text": "经常哭。", "question": "绘本那些事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2108495"}
{"text": "那里有爱吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6882314"}
{"text": "我有过的最婊的想法就是当着室友面使劲吃蛋糕，然后背地里运动消耗掉，保持很瘦的身材，然后跟她们炫耀哎呀我天生吃不胖呀好想胖几斤呀！妈耶，想想就刺激，太婊惹！", "question": "女生偷偷有过哪些很渣的想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们好像在哪见过，你知道吗别扯了伙计，上半场咱俩对位不是", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fn20dy1kdvj20hs0g2780"}
{"text": "红灯行", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "哎呀，这部分的负担可不轻啊。", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 1004, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "大家好！我来了！皮卡丘电火花四溅，我的生活岌岌可危！那么！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6606506"}
{"text": "免费玩家玩到了100层", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g3ig08rsatj20ml0pu76n"}
{"text": "那里有爱吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5181714"}
{"text": "圆脸耗子锄大地", "question": "如何一句话惹怒游戏《摩尔庄园》玩家？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "共茗大式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3RD0N8FGdSD19Zkug74AdIxQsIMmA0XJOQOszR36o3bJ5Ea1V2Ypssw"}
{"text": "北大某教授，外号是中国民法。原因很简单，他爸是中国民法之父。", "question": "法学专业都有哪些梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为盗窃处三年以下有期徒刑、拘役或者管制，并处或单处罚金。", "question": "女生愿意给男生买礼物花钱是为什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就是早上买早点的时候，动不动煎饼啊，果子啊，就卖完了，买早点的人太多了。", "question": "天津发布通告周一所有人静止，参加完筛查采样人员方可上班、上学，目前当地情况如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "藏坚果的地方修了路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibGGPb5Nap6IZKiabC9BgbypPQb3HVAnibg5QRS1PfUvmk4TBFAwWgic1JQ"}
{"text": "他们做错了什么要被我践踏？", "question": "女生来答，条件允许你愿意嫁给马云还是易烊千玺？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟我念：肥宅快落水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BNQ3SuZ7GgywBiclzBjHu8Z20xBpTIHht3wm3Ms9ooPM4CRQ9a0SiarWQ"}
{"text": "老师等等，我们还没抄完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKQ9icGM8MQjb6xs4Rbc88ibvBuVhcicvx03aXq37gXaHnbwT5gKKX1Y7Gw"}
{"text": "红方犯规输掉比赛。", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "1979182"}
{"text": "福利时间", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw28azo90nj20yi17b1kx"}
{"text": "被照片边框的强力胶黏住了", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "卫生纸距离马桶的位置有点远", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjm9ba8PdynEfovIWvIOv3zsMS1LzNhHpRIbjicfjq0ibMg5dXWBcXeqwg"}
{"text": "奥迪公司解体留念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8KfLGSE672xiayQl9PFM6kOtOEfC9A3ia2OZ25OknRA6Oiczg5baAia0GlQ"}
{"text": "我会绝对治好白血病的，到那时我们再一起打棒球吧！", "question": null, "star": 1642, "type": "I2T", "image": "1276356"}
{"text": "装病这事儿闹大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gunc7is9cpj60ci0eln1102"}
{"text": "我不知道啊，黑色的包什么的，别往我身上撞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5094135"}
{"text": "这家伙竟然-用芬芳的玫瑰花香包裹我", "question": null, "star": 1132, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9v6dnl287j614017gk0b02"}
{"text": "业还有3小时才截止提交呢先看电影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8cDpN8FFfcvzWuQzc7c0oN07iaP2oVqaqQK2Qlg41ib0al7SC69ayfa6Q"}
{"text": "那个……我还是不离家出走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6fn90lzwgj30ci0elq6s"}
{"text": "我来祭祖了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6801658"}
{"text": "差不多快失去抵抗能力了吧？嘿嘿嘿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrD5icyQLyQFN1ZAtX2x58AWRKbchVqJN3Of0rAE1Wxic0KmUWOVjPk1VeQ"}
{"text": "别人家孩子。", "question": "你认为有史以来最伟大的虚拟人物是哪一位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "AI画的老头鹤。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383327"}
{"text": "在那之前是广告。", "question": "慢动作中复苏的记忆。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7126441"}
{"text": "她当时气得要死，我一说“为了道歉，我请你去甜品自助餐”，她就立马变脸了。女人呐……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334756"}
{"text": "睡着的小红", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyhEYQzo7kiae1oFbSRG1BlT0QiboyUvAkXFxRXuq0ZRjtq8nm8k5QmXGQ"}
{"text": "同角色对战", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "371257"}
{"text": "救命，我变成狗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "我在天井里发现了一幅非常性感的画。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2711121"}
{"text": "桃太郎", "question": "把童话的标题翻译成外语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975674"}
{"text": "有一种被岁月磨平了棱角的感觉。", "question": "大圆脸是什么样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为一个在外面连瓶盖都拧不开的女生，在家可以打开她弟弟的天灵盖。", "question": "为什么无论姐姐长得多么漂亮，弟弟都不觉得自己的姐姐漂亮呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫：狗腿子！", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rw4iadRI01ps8txTKhFAibpHPAob4gzRG6B2gGA6s5Xw5iarD9TDhnib2B4mLgDRqmG0WhLOSaict4yHg"}
{"text": "这次终于知道王力宏在花田里犯了什么错了。", "question": "如何看待李靓蕾发长文控诉王力宏召妓出轨，且被王力宏及其家人羞辱和冷暴力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好家伙！小泉已经去了。那，我们继续吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5069635"}
{"text": "本厨师做的菜里不可能有头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1exfw1u3ugij208e0b1jse"}
{"text": "床下有色情杂志。", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "我没问题，是我父母的教育方式有问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4917741"}
{"text": "教练，为什么总是让我练蛙泳呢？", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235384"}
{"text": "我忘了带便当，所以给你带来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070522"}
{"text": "过年一定要贴春联，否则容易被盗。", "question": "有哪些「迷信」看似荒谬，实则有科学依据？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滑梯工作人员充满活力地推着孩子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6156100"}
{"text": "抓早恋的班主任", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAAqR0lpfOQUeYN0ofNpicj2t6VqeoAjXc6lkTW48Fo17TiaKIT2k7IXYg"}
{"text": "写数学最后一道大题的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic8jMibvrr9xliaNEyynKt4Sib1UG1FReQib17hTqazCIAElmzFccK7zUT3kPnEM8O8zervEy4yGPuqw"}
{"text": "10号寄存，你太太逛街结束了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em0bp8lsa1j20990akmy3"}
{"text": "先去洗澡吧！", "question": "在人生的道路上，可能会用到五次左右的词语。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "5996952"}
{"text": "说说我家吧具体怎么叫得依据场景我：妈，晚上吃啥啊？妈：柿子炒鸡蛋我心里～哦，西红柿～～～～～～～～我：妈，晚上吃啥啊？妈：白糖拌柿子我心里～哦，西红柿～～～～～～我：妈，早上吃啥啊？妈：柿子鸡蛋汤我心里～哦，西红柿～～～～～～～～晚饭后妈：XXX（我大名），我给你欢（真不知道那个字怎么打，融化的意思）个柿子吃啊！我心里～哦，冻柿子，树上的那种。～～～～～～～～爸：哎，今天早市儿买那柿子崽儿挺好。我：那叫圣女果爸：啥玩意圣女果，那不就是柿崽子么～～～～～～～早饭我：妈，你家柿子汤，用绿柿子做啊，你这是趁柿子秧不注意给它薅下来的么？妈：你懂啥，这叫贼不偷，酸溜的，可好吃了", "question": "东北人把番茄叫柿子，那东北的柿子叫什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "式神吐槽学生在空间站上课时教室的后窗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmHodmnic3jQ7akBsbAQ6YVHU03P7ePTzwtKrOC3VH6GThT6qlYJBDSlw"}
{"text": "低声细语", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "这是什么碑？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382197"}
{"text": "大家好，我是一个喜欢婴儿的人。我的收入很低很低。不过没关系。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6697397"}
{"text": "妈宝", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5616466"}
{"text": " 看来这个问题问得空穴来风，大家的回答总体也差强人意，虽然有个别答题高手不孚众望，有些人的答案还是可以称得上是文不加点的不刊之论的。总的来说知乎的各位都是正人君子，知乎也确实是一个能让人因人成事的好地方啊。 ", "question": "「空穴来风」这类经常被大众误解的词应该怎样使用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比夏婆多太太被嘲笑说名字很土气。", "question": "花生酱爱好者加州夏的烦恼", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265126"}
{"text": "发薪日的丈夫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wXn1O9qzAsf8xIznhgGUWSo9Fo4V3Wx6Md8zLUP4ibPOO76gC6qfjA5A"}
{"text": "我初中同学，一次考试，监考老师刚好和他认识，好像是亲戚，在监考时来回走动。看到他的卷子后停了好大一会，我这哥们以为怎么了，挺紧张的，然后老师指了指他的一个选择题，叹了一口气，然后敲了两下他的头，轻轻地说：你呀你呀……然后在他头上重重地画了个 C……", "question": "你在考场里见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别浪费水啊，聂处", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TEdtsZClSjQVRYHaFtX5cibT0y6KKq4BWTbeicuW4qjx2FPfnD3iaPA7mZETF8K0f0t6BG6KNNGbjGA"}
{"text": "监狱", "question": "给国家名字改个有趣的名字。", "star": 191, "type": "T2T", "image": "3625612"}
{"text": "等过两年题主再看到当年在知乎的这几个问题和回答时，若能面色绯红，心跳颊烫，羞涩迅速地关掉浏览器，即说明痊愈矣～", "question": "在过早年龄对书籍和电影的审美异于周围人，究竟是有害还是有益？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "负责调整海水盐度的神", "question": null, "star": 1282, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozry6fruej612i1aj46e02"}
{"text": "我也想玩大蛇游戏啊……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6403150"}
{"text": "如果这场比赛赢了就求婚，我把这个告诉了宿敌，他真的想杀了我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "谢邀，但我不擅长…", "question": "如何一本正经地胡说八道?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃掉的巧克力从头顶喷出来啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emf8shq84gj208t0cnwfl"}
{"text": "你也跟老子一样是家里蹲吧？老子知道你就在那里！克鲁鲁少尉！", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "在告诉我之前就被拒绝了。", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "敌军还有5秒到达战场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNl0ftGFK34MQZu7YoiaQdbIjsgxSKJtEfCqoBialIrNxdvRCkLk1a6IicQ"}
{"text": "位数之间虽然没有正式协议，但是他们之间是一个重复博弈，这个博弈的结果就是自我实现的合同（Self-enforcing Contract）。这一次十位不肯借，你会觉得十位占了便宜，那下次个位溢出了，也不给十位送了，十位不就亏了么？这样十位不肯借，个位不肯送，结果就是该减的减不了，该加的加不了，大家都吃亏。这种我们称之为「囚徒困境」。但是如果我们把目光放长远一点，个位经常给十位送 1，也经常需要借十位的 1。他们之间的合作是无穷无尽的，从有数学开始到现在，一直到我们不可知的未来，他们都会这么借借还还下去。所以他们就有激励去合作，今天你来借，我给你；明天你给我送，我也收着。因为十位和个位不会逃跑，他们一直都在那里，所以博弈的人数也是固定的。并且在这里面，并不存在信息不对称的问题。因为该不该借，该不该进位，无论是个位还是十位都是清楚的，这是一个公共信息（Common Knowledge）。那么，按照我以前教你的「完全信息下重复博弈下的囚徒困境」，可以取到一个子博弈精炼纳什均衡的合作均衡解，所以我们可以得出「该借就借，该还就还」是一个均衡策略。评论区 @伯克顿 ：孩子说：妈妈别念了，我借，我借还不行么。", "question": "教儿子减法，个位不够要向十位借，儿子问「十位不肯借怎么办」该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看哪里呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5212733"}
{"text": "大头儿子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4903267"}
{"text": "你好 请问需要男朋友么", "question": "女生买车，40W~120W 的预算，买什么好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小备备又一次讲起了那晚是如何在茅庐征服我的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNQxFpmsVtO4QRJ1v6oNicKzQO1S2ohICnxc4J1lz2pS1Dv3bPnsic2PzQ"}
{"text": "输的次数。", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "别跟杨了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icBAEwmykaX5zJCxIYYxbnLibpVGczk5UvVeTgZibGVUEA9SsDjRcdpxcA"}
{"text": "女子澡堂", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "哎，传真啊……", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "3831213"}
{"text": "Pokemon Go 热衷的群体", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2220520"}
{"text": "对不起，厕所在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 468, "type": "I2T", "image": "5629584"}
{"text": "建议不要搭摩的去，我上次搭摩的去，发型有点奇怪", "question": "拍身份证照片，你有什么建议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你就是新来的汤姆吧，我给你介绍一下我旁边的是新来的麦克，后面那个是新来的约翰，我是新来的萨拉哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olN1f0JEQzHhxMKuLD69K7qThHkcIhzuEXicwVs4bFNQ3L7xWDVzeOfC3w"}
{"text": "那个家伙啊，就是喊前辈“岩石岩男”的那个。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5035935"}
{"text": "他们两个真可爱。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6770855"}
{"text": "谢谢你把我从面口袋里救出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX04fNpv0fhhefIz4apMADy2d5DwASBnAc23AxU3N3TgQrZLX7S2b0cQA"}
{"text": "（29005100km生）内我没叫你挖到那里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBLoaGicVZ0EXCGIpHUb3RX1hgJQciaJEntzIdZ7gXSD0E2AVKhPeGRQjw"}
{"text": "索马里也拍不出《海贼王》啊……", "question": "为什么作为美食天堂的中国，却拍不出以美食为主题的电视剧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是海边啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673846"}
{"text": "模仿中学生的水平已经很高了。", "question": "我讨厌这样的中学生。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6549388"}
{"text": "五色圆珠笔黑色笔头弹出的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gozwjwgqf1j30ci0el129"}
{"text": "在音乐会上，贬低并嘲笑使用化学灯错误的偶像粉丝。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "手机掉在床缝里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60lDdlg1YBFGWE1icXEb6jTpxwefKyF8lsffyFlQz6FErpdJx6yFtDtVg"}
{"text": "我家到了，拜拜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eff6hnalbnj208o0blwf0"}
{"text": "你船能不能开稳点，我蹲坑都对不准了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWbXQnQ61AQsAj9fwjNkakG0c4yyDPwbibuPzibWyGOb4IhVPvGQDtDPoQ"}
{"text": "经我观察 同类型剧 各国的侧重点不同美剧：刑侦剧就是讲破案警察们如何敬业 犯人如何凶残 破案过程如何曲折律政剧就是讲法律 律师如何敬业 如何给委托人争取利益医疗剧就是讲医疗 医生们如何工作 如何尽力治病救人日剧：刑侦剧 借用案子去表现社会的阴暗 人性的丑恶律政剧 借用案子去表现社会的阴暗 人性的丑恶医疗剧 借用医患纠纷 医院内部矛盾等表现社会的阴暗 人性的丑恶大陆剧刑侦剧 警察们的爱情故事律政剧 律师们的爱情故事医疗剧 医生们的爱情故事", "question": "为什么美剧英剧比国产剧好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "霸总文男主的腹肌", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "我会替你写辞职信给公司。", "question": "您和章鱼互换了身体，您会怎么做呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973673"}
{"text": "不好！雉鸡跟桃太郎被秒了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h96r40atxlj30ci0elgq6"}
{"text": "吴母", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpIBAbrbk1rln72CbKEJcO39M4nn60W9ZvF7tFfo8DcgmeYCqeu2ZICg"}
{"text": "由于在山里，所以放学后和休假去玩的时候骑山地车。", "question": "在学校时有些奇怪的规定。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5728578"}
{"text": "我去．这事儿归奥特曼管吧……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvdwz7b4scj60ci0elab902"}
{"text": "但是，谁会愿意装作接球手的样子，披着斗篷呢？", "question": "你为什么不出动Getter Robot呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7335276"}
{"text": "公布结果！", "question": "用七个字让他想象出来。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993962"}
{"text": "神选之王的盛宴", "question": "把这个吃货动物说得像厨子一样。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3092993"}
{"text": "希望您不要再变成驼背了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4338455"}
{"text": "A:  给你买的龙猫！B:  你被骗了吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "认怂。", "question": "你有什么曾在千钧一发时救了你的技能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其终极意义是作为历年年终抽奖奖品的一部分：特等奖：MacBook Air一等奖：iPhone 5s二等奖：iPad三等奖：iPod Touch", "question": "iPod touch 存在的意义是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再开快点！驱灵马上要成功了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go3j9xikkgj30ci0eljyo"}
{"text": "呀，黑猫不吉利呀！（博主远古时期的梗）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "在躲避球中每次都能活到最后的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9Kb6AZfsc2uice6SkR0CySyIPMkhEnJJQHmQxVaFOc3607RNd58bDBh4A"}
{"text": "考前一晚预习完整本书的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRicbgxvqhS3cicC77RrA87tPAG2vqZIvHRz3JrL4Cn0fkfD8dPIJSIAqw"}
{"text": "You are sun of a beach;你是沙灘上的一縷陽光。", "question": "你听过最搞笑的英文笑话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "连休", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3utLZXNRAuAnSfkibpyTRYRIA9cJQEZUdQtq31IwEc1xxySILXjaSdibcg"}
{"text": "一个女同学结婚，我做为送婚去的。新郎新娘家相距比较远，所以提前一天新娘住的酒店。我也是提前一天去的，看到新娘的爸爸用红纸包一把斧头，说是家乡习俗，带「福」出嫁。结婚当天，新娘这把斧头不离身，一直到晚上。新郎家那边习俗，先闹伴娘，再闹新娘。新娘护着说，我们那儿没这个习俗，接受不了。几个男的嘻嘻哈哈说图个热闹，想上前推开新郎新娘，去拖伴娘。新娘撕掉包着斧头的红纸，一斧头劈在桌角上，顿时安静了。新娘也不说话，拿着斧头盯着他们，他们悻悻的走了。然后新郎和新娘相视一笑，新郎的爸爸早就等在外面在送客了。女方家乡确实有带斧头出嫁的传统，不过带的应该是木制的手指大小的斧头。男方家把这个习俗告诉女方家，女方家不接受，但是男方也无奈，如果自己不允许闹会被村里说闲话，然后两家合计这么一个对策。", "question": "你见过的最离谱的闹洞房是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《任天堂的黄金岁月》主讲人：马里奥金刚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1szr69hxyj20m40m4acs"}
{"text": "男生应邀去女生家修电脑，修到一半，女生趴在男生肩膀「很难修嘛，要不，咱们做点儿别的吧？」男生头也不抬「不，我觉得我一定修的好！」", "question": "什么是「不会聊天」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送？！脱我衣服干嘛？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h86u91bkqoj30ci0el77u"}
{"text": "【必看】不喝咖啡就能消除睡意的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlkqFSWKuOZoXZ7EEoBlqshVUmibKSszX9HXw85gsVyeqxlDEXHj2dIdJw"}
{"text": "三点的时候就可以去雀庄了，让雀庄的妈妈准备好鳗鱼饭，某议员通过中继摄像头向她发出指示。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6466791"}
{"text": "让你感觉除了感情，她就没有可以赖以生存的东西。", "question": "女人的哪些表现，让你感觉「很愚蠢」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没等多久啦～我也刚到呢～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gph80rib5gj30ci0elju6"}
{"text": "半择植素", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "这块石头不能反复使用。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2215662"}
{"text": "讨厌的病人说：“直到那片叶子落下是我的生命”，我立刻去收集了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6074720"}
{"text": "不可以用望远镜看奶奶的皱纹哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8gn3JumvU9YibN2L6zoIpNrib0yib4GNxU5lOhibNDibtgic07hAkRAL1pWyw"}
{"text": "PUMA新商标选拔赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibeDkX76erMj5xnLl7jhgIzznnicTGUg0gPHFvu3vrtBclg4R7sJu68NA"}
{"text": "已故的祖父母在天堂快乐地生活的样子。", "question": "虽然不是什么好笑的事情，但还是想看一次的风景是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6943990"}
{"text": "老师他已经知错了", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "动一下这脑袋就砰一声", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1782109"}
{"text": "纳豆好吃，蔬菜也要吃才行。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4476345"}
{"text": "上三次天猫，就购了", "question": null, "star": 104, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "想吃香蕉的戒断反应。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5771189"}
{"text": "每次锻炼完都要看看生命线有没有长一点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6micfrjdewCFEmoAONHITmUT5neuj3GQjL9icZzDKUMUUac4rHsEGgribww"}
{"text": "刚出生的小鹿应援会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx0ijp7nzqj30ci0el41o"}
{"text": "哈利·波特与魔法石", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "元气满满的蛀牙菌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7hs17tyzcj30ci0elq61"}
{"text": "哎呀，那里不行了......从什么时候开始就在那里的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4818187"}
{"text": "打开微博……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "在三秒钟内强行插话给朋友说。", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "- 「我请您吃，蒸白菜，蒸黄瓜，蒸茄子，烧冬瓜，烧土豆，烧韭菜……」- 「我知道，你啊，没钱！」", "question": "为什么相声贯口《报菜名》里的菜基本上都是荤的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去买单的男朋友开始刷起了盘子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpzd759xqwj30ci0elth1"}
{"text": "同学聚会没叫的同学恰好在这里打工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicm4tKj2Ju4QF6DMJa7T9KcXYqneic8xVk93tYYQRwwjPCKF2F3ZvhJIA"}
{"text": "趁人不注意拽拽袜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkib3NanO8icGDPx9eKQur5oicoNjtv5MWZABD9jq6OOXGdzSx94ccHbBuQ"}
{"text": "看来只能用卷纸芯擦了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eff64qbp51j20ao08oaaj"}
{"text": "作为平时分，本次考试的第一题是：请回答这是哪位老师，教哪一科", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXO6ib9bkawqicNqPvr5lGPJ7KLIZN2PpefZDkUJr1icrLycy0KnLykAWmA"}
{"text": "猫咪的隐身术！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6746222"}
{"text": "“只生一个好少”", "question": "中国计生协面向社会征集「三孩」宣传标语口号，弘扬婚育新风哪些口号可以朗朗上口？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是剑桥大学心理学博士。我在 09 年成立了全球华人心理学协会。马丁 · 赛里格曼是我的老师之一。英国的国民幸福量表仍然有部分沿用我的设计。我现在是一家专注儿童心智发展、教育企业的 CEO。然而骗财骗色从未成功过......", "question": "如何看待「无业男子苦读心理学交往十几个女友骗财骗色」事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人卸妆后不认识了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9v024xu2ij30ci0elgq6"}
{"text": "古德猫宁！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "被咬了...", "question": "收集七个老虎球可以召唤出一只真正的老虎吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605111"}
{"text": "在12月23日分发了礼物。", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "脚手架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux43PslyVSibibqc4gkP4JibEmZFzJaU6BReRlOfib2FB2L1SU92vNgGg9ibJQ"}
{"text": "打开老爸电脑上「魅惑の天使」文件夹后发现全是自己小时候的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtfeb5m8uvj30ci0eldj4"}
{"text": "不能放卧室属土、阴阳交媾之地高达属木，刚大木者，木克土，久之房间精气乃具于高达高达盛而卧房衰再者兵者主凶高达乃兵器也，置于卧室，主疑惑、好斗、乱神，久之精神亏欠、健康有损专用机更不得，或曰杀人于外，或曰机师丧命于内公欲家宅阴宅乎？所以这玩意万万不能放家，更不能放卧室解决之道，转赠鄙人，鄙人代为供养，方可福寿绵长~", "question": "房间里不能放人形娃娃，那我放高达可以吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游戏初期拿不到的道具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h608iu5kwfj30ci0eldj0"}
{"text": "这种问题给人的压力就很大", "question": "哔哩哔哩上有哪些百万粉丝UP主已经凉了？原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深夜服务", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713638"}
{"text": "在自我克制期间，妻子去旅行了，我很生气，花了12万亿。", "question": "如果人生游戏的格子上写着这样的话，那就请你设想一下有趣的内容吧。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5110575"}
{"text": "快进到很勇嘛，身材蛮结实的", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "啊，你知道怎么去除瞬间胶水吗？", "question": null, "star": 222, "type": "I2T", "image": "7097492"}
{"text": "哎呀！这是个坏习惯！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5409967"}
{"text": "爸爸，把那个女孩给我/谁要你这个家伙……妈妈，离开他。我会把他赶走的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6303883"}
{"text": "在公司的我/在家里的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmwyzkiaX0DSPPlaKVDTKzwL7KkgHs2W5LicRsMOn48icjECfia8ic5EeIjAg"}
{"text": "小时候在路边捡到一张 5000 元的钱，被我妈发现后吊打……", "question": "你捡到过的最贵的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一下子就把灯泡换好了真的好MAN啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9STHeiakycC7Eibc5DrcNo5M7d0OjOKjH8DrcG0ibCSicsibViaDJrwP8LcmDI4tHoVKhffHSgS44P7fxag"}
{"text": "偷明天考试的试卷", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "好硬！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSTiaaeuVY7nsBCprLuDdHWiahaKZJ257QZucq3Yiad93KHoSOtuM4EmB2w"}
{"text": "啥？：今天开始穿夏季校服？", "question": null, "star": 800, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq54zk7o9wj6113163wl002"}
{"text": "因小学生的计算错误而以60迈的速度散步的老奶奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvNcP6p4wiaPMwgW2BHUeuSamg3HYuXMHMPjq29P5habjCvykQoeLyqQw"}
{"text": "一个风扇算 60 瓦，十个 600 瓦……不如再来二十个，就相当于一个效果相当不错的暖风机了。", "question": "租的房间只有10平米，没空调我买10个风扇效果会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大壮小美丧彪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKhWCDjmJ4VM8hZLT90jW0Mo6MY2k9Lm7pZas8xHAjx3y3du5gF8ARRw"}
{"text": "夏天最作的问题：我和雪糕你到底选谁？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibuNKQCZ6rtTiaFia6XbqF5k17iaNleWXcicrvF6I9fr3iaWP4hWmhGdleibww"}
{"text": "晕倒的时候，几个大汉过来把你台上救护车，嘴里喊着：“1、2、3 起。”", "question": "哪一个瞬间真的让你下定决心减肥了  ?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我第一辆篷车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9b72686buj20fl0dy0uc"}
{"text": "“叶师傅，我这招龙爪手我太太都受不了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjm3CnS1uXEkJ6Pm1t1RfGMKcPOB5AzLwgo3tgz7ibVKAenI5ibjric3hyCg"}
{"text": "哎呀哎呀，害臊得脸都红了。还不止耳朵呢~", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7342479"}
{"text": "这位神灵负责给新生儿劈出靛沟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebx2bh7pqtj20b60cpgml"}
{"text": "五位黑人大哥可以准备过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcBRHwyib0wnzZD7VXJ402PJdJGfpgY6IMEsIMQUkVtXyzEj6dXVhZiaSA"}
{"text": "第二块瓦片，有点难。", "question": "请问这是什么部首的名称？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3821362"}
{"text": "女人永远不会明白男人为什么怀疑她跟别的男人的友谊，因为男人太了解男人了！", "question": "你会在意你的男/女朋友有异性闺蜜吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你倒是给个进度条啊……", "question": "怎么会有男生追女孩追到一半不追了的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呐，你有喜欢的人吗？", "question": null, "star": 932, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkk1upg4p4j60z11ap0zu02"}
{"text": "因为，这位雅客是 IT 男，他是从 0 开始算的 ……", "question": "「等爱人一百夜，在最后一晚离开」的故事，到底是在表达什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，真厉害！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1222327"}
{"text": "你难道也是个糊涂的百姓吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6685941"}
{"text": "户川君，没关系！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3220538"}
{"text": "跑步机好，最终结果一样都是吃灰，跑步机上面还能堆点东西。。。", "question": "家用健身是跑步机还是动感单车好？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "点击展开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBic9Hnq1wk4pQkbkmngsw36mpW2zWXsic7RI7LAsm629U3o7XdT6tG9NA"}
{"text": "有一次我看到一个我的一个朋友的笔记本，他是前书记秘书，现在下放任职了，开会超认真，全程笔记不停，还点头，皱眉，效果一流。结果那天我看到他写的是「嗯嗯嗯，啊啊啊，永字八法，爨爨爨，大人天下，白日依山尽，待到山花烂漫时……」人生如戏，全靠演技啊。", "question": "开会时，你像敬神鸡一样把领导盯着，不停的做无关痛痒的笔记，你以为领导怎么想你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以下均为实景实录：a：我家的情况.我：你穿那个西装能不能不要配白色运动袜子。先生一瞪眼：这事到底你说了算，还是我说了算？我：……您说了算。 先生：你能不能不要涂那种青色的脚指甲油？我一瞪眼：这事到底你说了算，还是我说了算？先生：……您说了算。 我表弟：我公司老板就是个土鳖，居然要求我们上班，都穿黑色西装，白衬衫，跟个中介一样。（以下省略 500 字吐槽。）我表弟的爸爸一瞪眼：你们公司到底谁说了算？我：……老板说了算。 b：公司的情况初级员工培训商务礼仪老师：你们不能这样，你们不能那样……要不然这样出去会被老外笑话的。balabala 八百字。老板：各位员工都给我好好记好了！明天把培训心得都交上来。 高层员工培训商务礼仪老师：你们不能这样，你们不能那样……要不然这样出去会被老外笑话的。balabala 八百字。总监：小姑娘你今年有 35 岁了吗，你平均一个月出几次国？跟老外谈过几次生意？你穿过男人的西装吗？知道老寒腿不能穿那种薄薄的精纺商务袜子吗？商务礼仪老师：以下省略争论的 1500 字。十分钟后总监：最烦那些商务礼仪老师懂一点点就说三道四，还自以为口含天宪。你下回换一个培训公司，弄个有眼色的老师来。这回的款拖三个月再给他们结。hrd：收到。", "question": "那些执着于穿西装能搭配白袜的人在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "切……拉链全拉上了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyz1tq63u5j30ci0eladt"}
{"text": "地下室淹了，回不去家住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828815"}
{"text": "恰好隔壁坐了个婚外情对象。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1283199"}
{"text": "“有本事你上来呀！”“不是不是不是大哥，我说的是旁边那只青蛙……”", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "“这是什么按钮啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmN5IrHYiblibI8TYxCOSW8s6oTrgppfMu3UfZrHkRGv87Dkpnnwwbu8M4A"}
{"text": "哎呀！寿命好短啊！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "5817200"}
{"text": "一个人是有多自恋，才会觉得几十光年以外，老久以前发生的天文现象，就为了暗示他的人生里的那点事。", "question": "为什么占星术（Astrology）如此有市场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才是哪位乘客叫我阿姨来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KQus4OdeFg2lickyoTN0EtUKhhnUrTia1OKwrAm9lTVv8BmpxM3bS5eag"}
{"text": "有几年了，这个事情发生在中院某个法官身上。诈骗电话：您有一张传票，请于 X 日来领取。法官（严肃地）：同志我跟你说，船票什么的是电影上演的，请你不要搞封建迷信，更不要相信什么世界末日的谣言。对面沉默了一会，挂了。", "question": "公检法人士接到诈骗电话是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟着前面那只鲤鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2RuqaVvvZfpzF1QWBOPxM91eBeiclsR8HtuKbfrKt4dq7NILmeqFtE4uicfibpC8Qa72ic9BXPEmxrg"}
{"text": "去码头整点薯条", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "今天开始你得去男浴池了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eimxv0jjdxj20at0bk0ts"}
{"text": "“客人，刚刚在机器里忘给您找零了。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "巨人看到的最后一幕。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "4273852"}
{"text": "- What language can you speak?- English, Italian and french. What about you?- Wow, you are so excellent, I can only speak chinese.", "question": "你见过的最搞笑的试卷题目是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真是个闲人啊，没有工作的人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2226340"}
{"text": "应该出门上班的丈夫却在下水道里睡觉。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3650965"}
{"text": "蒙克的绝句", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387534"}
{"text": "妈妈你看，我终于学会只咬一小口啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea5b990iegj20aq0c0q51"}
{"text": "最初本来不想吃的。", "question": "大虾和海藻", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6829656"}
{"text": "RIZAP后 的中文常用表达可以是 在RIZAP之后。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5824579"}
{"text": "咖啡的实际制作过程：生豆采摘日晒 or 水洗处理掉果肉（有发酵）烘焙（也就是炒制）磨碎后冲煮，过滤掉咖啡渣最终剩下咖啡 而豆浆，虽然也是大豆磨碎的，但是它并不过滤豆子的残渣；同时一定不能发酵。所以，加热，发酵，并且最终过滤残渣后，再给你喝的大豆制品，是什么？没错就是豆汁儿啊！不来一口上上劲儿么兄弟？", "question": "如果咖啡豆也是豆，那咖啡算不算豆浆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【亲爱的，外面风大吗】【闭嘴】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGPYfuICOTjkzZ92kf4o5Ey2kR6qZ2tialxXMnHNjnQhgFLhP3EaON4TFQ"}
{"text": "看我以前录的所有录像带。", "question": "告诉我现在世界上最没有意义的度过方式。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2766367"}
{"text": "在干嘛？", "question": "如何隐晦地表达我想你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在睡过头的魔术师到达前跳舞撑场子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2bmql71d6j30ci0el0vi"}
{"text": "毕业照上耍宝的那一个或两个。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003514"}
{"text": "空条承太郎也参战了。", "question": "三太郎不能代言这个产品。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "5354532"}
{"text": "只记得在酒吧喝到周日早上的日子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7171342"}
{"text": "就我而言，并不是这样想的。", "question": "一个成年人男性在看少女动漫时经常会做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6566610"}
{"text": "打起来就意气相投了，决定一起闹事。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6731198"}
{"text": "儿子，你以后终究是要继承家族的催眠事业的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZVY1xGXyCSvHsdkWTvrCMGG30LN3F3LLI7aO03mKI9oic4mwtryqYodA"}
{"text": "正在偷看电视的你突然听到门口有点声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZGjOO45jYByq8FDqDXB9ZTicMtfVJ0dCpQ09T1sxIE6KnP97NLibxVLow"}
{"text": "这就是为什么男人都喜欢娶个苗条点的女人做老婆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiaCosCIe5qibGGeuAolLdxTxQEvCvDicibwLOodpRiaIKs9kYslEC92nFNZw"}
{"text": "「你是学钢琴的啊？那你考几级了，考过十级没？」「你是学小提琴的啊？那你会拉梁祝么？」「你是学唱歌的啊？那你怎么不参加中国好声音？」「你是学钢琴的，你给我弹个致爱丽丝 / 梦中的婚礼 / 野蜂飞舞 / 天空之城 / 月光吧……！」「你是学唱歌的，你海豚音会不会？」KTV 里面：「你音乐学院的？那你给我们唱首青藏高原吧！」「作曲专业？就是写歌的吧！啊不是啊？那就是给歌写伴奏的吧！」「你音乐专业啊？那你们家一定很有钱！」「你学 XX 乐器的啊？那你能不能教我一首最最简单的曲子？」「你在音乐学院啊，出来以后怎么找工作？」以上都需要注意……另，其他评论区大神补充：「你学古筝的？我认识一个学二胡的给你介绍个对象？」「你是学声乐的？能唱帕瓦罗蒂那样么？」「是不是你们学校门口经常有豪车接女同学？」", "question": "和音乐学院的人交流有哪些禁忌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "包头市民发言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEE9ciaGNJeEDpmGTYLGGED1oszF18wvGmeIWhBOPAPQFBjDI85Ep67wg"}
{"text": "现在的他虽然不错，但是太固执了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377176"}
{"text": "正在百度解锁儿子痒痒肉方法的爸爸", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "校长说的那个舔酱油的家伙就是我，为什么会被发现啊？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070068"}
{"text": "在手游上反败为胜的瞬间旁边那家伙发出了一声怪声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmwrflfb85j30ci0el0zo"}
{"text": "USA48", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eff64qz3vkj20ak09qab3"}
{"text": "一边看宫崎骏的电影，一边吃吉卜力饭。", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "这可是你头一次穿啊。", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "我就是这么教你扎安全带的？", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "能清楚地分辨出「无水硫酸铜」和「五水硫酸铜」。", "question": "老师上课用地方话讲是怎样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种特大号痔疮栓如今我用着也不觉得大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb4i1pw7a1j20bk0axab7"}
{"text": "我想不出好的笑话。", "question": "和2C版本相比，在用手机应用版本进行打诨时感到不方便的地方。", "star": 27, "type": "T2T", "image": "2777071"}
{"text": "网购拖把杆短的离谱给我气笑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSh8leMOH3yaFJ6q7OBUQp91UMAamf9yQyZcca3W99GyKQP7ABKacibdQ"}
{"text": "潜伏中。 \n\nIn hiding.", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7343868"}
{"text": "吃完了如果死了，就是手机里最后几张照片的饭店食物可能有毒，这是一种谨慎而机智的做法。", "question": "为什么有的人在吃饭之前会拿出相机、手机对着食物拍照？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿，喝茶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4927799"}
{"text": "我的考前准备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0VBMzWz4KxZ6QVcEPo7GgHHMv2h5euDgzXd4t76dHeZicEn2ZQrYk7BQ"}
{"text": "没关系～我也刚到～没等多久～", "question": null, "star": 214, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8yqdu53umj61401hctgx02"}
{"text": "一个中岛美雪养活了半个港台华语圈。。。", "question": "究竟有多少流行音乐是翻唱的日本歌曲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "声音替换", "question": "机器猫不能做绝对不可以做的事情吧？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6987681"}
{"text": "我……我也是学生", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "得亏老子换了新发型", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr6jire7j20u014nn2b"}
{"text": "出来吧，我看到你的拖鞋了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "玻璃板插入腿中如何自救，在线等，挺急的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "色情熊猫", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318820"}
{"text": "想到了绝对挤得上地铁的办法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMKElnYFYyPTMCia87zEotR731UYX3ibzRnDIU6xxEiafbqdpiavvDOAcaMQ"}
{"text": "不会。区区五千万不值得我离职。领奖第二天和公司老总打架被拘留才是我离职的原因。", "question": "突然彩票中奖五千万你会立刻离职吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备看恐怖电影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YCCGNwTOSpgSZsNHArKmwVzicQPjmrD6sy43oJQjfhpN6pxMTB39yicZ1A"}
{"text": "让我去厕所吧~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582586"}
{"text": "为什么没有让惊奇队长打响指，我觉得是因为她不会，不是每个人都会打响指，我就不会。", "question": "钢铁侠为什么要这样结局?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸，别不好意思了，那副样子就别再做了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085831"}
{"text": "由于这次实在找不出犯人决定牺牲一个队友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ub3ks8erj30ci0elwh5"}
{"text": "当我走路时踢到小脚趾时我的内心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMSibFLOX4aOeUkSMev2vBQH1lNxnmbic5IQ3hFj4UFItIYQSGAYsbkT0w"}
{"text": "接下来那个人要去医院了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6765513"}
{"text": "您已经是那个柜子角的第四位受害者了", "question": null, "star": 780, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcy5ut3y5aj61401e2k1a02"}
{"text": "感觉脸上的肉要掉下来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6395133"}
{"text": "好厉害呀！硬币真的不见了！", "question": null, "star": 327, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gou81sqv9pj612913hjyi02"}
{"text": "一个大活人干啥啥不行，一死了变成鬼，就立马能神奇地预知未来了。你自己琢磨琢磨这事儿靠谱吗……", "question": "笔仙可不可信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们几个，把球弄哪去了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h95wqslwigj30ci0el0u6"}
{"text": "我吃咖喱不好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425893"}
{"text": "请问怎么去医院？", "question": "医院的名字让人感到不安到无法忍受。", "star": 762, "type": "T2T", "image": "1404431"}
{"text": "减肥生活的第一天达成了，所以是时候奖励自己了。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386628"}
{"text": "击败敌人后，用手指在头顶竖起中指。", "question": "我讨厌这种熊猫面包。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6553539"}
{"text": "盒~子~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodn3ZNXJ5Ts1iahokeNnCicfIMfpXjl6vQetWJ93VLtoKCcY01ASrFSicPhA"}
{"text": "小抄在这里哦我不看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdprqLtMzHXnVHwubBWRjhXBEJgeZMvY8ckYHm1kOoLBGCcydGtQNwoyw"}
{"text": "抓鸟袭胸爆菊碎蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZOh9NQ966pwibceRKiccZDFRXA5QlPkCibdgwtpCLCXjUCoDl5ib35JTSoQ"}
{"text": "虽然我离婚了，但至今还戴着所有的结婚戒指。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1540968"}
{"text": "屈原：端午节粽子挺好吃，你们怎么想出来的？", "question": "如果屈原生活在 2020 年，他会说些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "锹比特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mgp0TGJbAYMy28Xbjuh7iaZKWrJNVIIUW03wotVuiaQzhY8ZcHRM2rI0Pw"}
{"text": "穿越回去看初恋时的自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R9GWs8bbrQaUhNWDACcAq7XB6pISPlvKkdGlM9Yibic3BkfTB1owZV54ZkzR3oFIlH29iccB7hGCADw"}
{"text": "设备规格不统一。", "question": "这家公司常有的事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6494689"}
{"text": "买个宽屏手机或者横屏显示。", "question": "通过什么方式可以拓宽朋友圈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毛利小五郎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ektfc5d6rrj20ad0940tb"}
{"text": "女孩要的是公主梦，而男孩子要的却不是王子梦。男孩子要的是西部牛仔，要的是漫威超人，要的是拯救世界。", "question": "为何迪士尼不重视王子形象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "震惊！法国外交官在家练习割地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrvrPK0TMt9m9QaIZE6KNsHTCe7Kyibv8QLNOznBpUBT6akNZDZvcAIyA"}
{"text": "- 「妈，我想……」- 「不行。」", "question": "动物被自己天敌的属性压制有多么恐怖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有狗锲而不舍的三次尝试解锁手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPRvib4Tiaoh7mIIBiaB91genlUwYOPwJDlGQaKic9lVcFH4nwiceXw1Ixavw"}
{"text": "翻到国产区120页了还是不死心", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "「感谢」和「赞同」是两个功能。", "question": "为什么会「十动然拒」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搜索记录这样删", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9rjf6zmp4j30ci0el76l"}
{"text": "喂，铲子呢？没有铲子我这个角色就没有意义了啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1825593"}
{"text": "等你好久了快跟我的狼蛛干一架吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqfvbpiyqvj30ci0eln3u"}
{"text": "妈妈出国旅游买的东西太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1epsm5lsci5j208k0a5wfm"}
{"text": "我要去隔壁的JUSCO！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085652"}
{"text": "拜登拉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibL3tloq3Z9oqHXkVG1PanARMfPoNZSdia9fZX5O1fcDugA36evgNtbZicg"}
{"text": "你一天得上 16 小时的班。程序员另算。", "question": "如果地球自转速度在一年内逐渐变慢到原来的一半，一天将会有 48 小时，那会发生什么事情呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蛋挞", "question": "你把角色的名字记错了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6726791"}
{"text": "眼镜，因为瞎", "question": "你随身携带或佩戴最久的那件东西是什么？对你有什么特殊的意义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卷寿司", "question": "把米料理的名字稍微改一下，先试着做看看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5139110"}
{"text": "白天拍胸脯保证，搞不掂提头来见。转天就跟张飞说：夜梦二爷托梦，说不要白甲……趁着张飞愣神，就再进言，军中材料不足，非得数十日不可，若是强要白甲，我等死不足惜，只怕为了筹备，却耽误了给二爷报仇。接下去看命了……有人说张飞反问，为何不托梦给他，这个太好回答了。范张二人可以这么回答…二爷说，吾已成神，三弟醉酒，身带污秽，托梦不得，几次入梦，都被酒气逼退，只能来托我俩……", "question": "假如你是范疆，张飞要你三天凑齐十万件白旗白甲，否则就杀头。你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "耳朵的事情用热锅来比喻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4984717"}
{"text": "这是有技巧的。1、要控制好重心，重心要在前后腿距离的 1/3 处，太向前容易倾倒，太行向后容易动摇。2、发力对抗的时候要有意识的向斜下方施力，将对方的来劲导向地下，对手力气再大，总推不过地球。3、相持过程中要不断调整角度，打乱对手的发力节奏。4、比赛前先给钱，但不能全给，要留一部分尾款。", "question": "20岁的亚洲首席大力士拼尽全力推70多岁的太极大师陈小旺，都推不动陈小旺，拳怕少壮的道理何在?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以前也做过同样的事情。", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "这个人就像垃圾一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003713"}
{"text": "孙悟空和猪八戒都是雇佣兵出任务的。沙悟净呢，是保外就医，不干活就得回监狱挨揍了。", "question": "《西游记》里孙悟空生气了就会嚷嚷回花果山，猪八戒生气嚷嚷回高老庄，只有沙悟净从来没生过气，为什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈被窝里藏着个奇怪的话筒喂~喂喂~怎么不响？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux41l7elWPEc4I9WDODuVt9NEzayg3xiclf1JVHNa7K7gs4PY62o8Ofzzw"}
{"text": "冯小刚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukow6M84WVia2iaDaZ1SQxL1XqVlwpJEaZO3IibecqH5Rpn5aZQRcQvLArw"}
{"text": "知道我在担心啥么？一上飞机，各路神仙打开自己的手机，声！音！公！放！左边响起：「李云龙你开炮啊！我秀芹下辈子还做你的女人！」右边：「菩萨知道我心里有多难过吗？！」后面：「喜羊羊，懒洋洋，软绵绵~」前面：「我们不一样！」反正是什么洗脑来什么。在地铁上听到公放就已经很想打人了。更别说飞机上这么密闭狭小的空间了。希望机上可以配发耳机，多种插口的那种。音质差点没关系。不要给某些人发挥的理由。也不要给乘务组和航司出难题。", "question": "如何看待中国民航以及四大航空公司正式解禁手机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼镜店的广告说免费赠送镜片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edbxdn1869j208x0coq3u"}
{"text": "火车站住宿揽客", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ym1k6b1ZI9hjia9j31ibiabkH6LCrn5ocmyjDNVcuoTmWWM3pSztMJym4aA"}
{"text": "在 2010 年的时候以为比特币就跟 Q 币是一样的东西。", "question": "截止到目前，你在科技领域做过的最大误判是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到屁声瞬间打开了车窗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHMUNtmVkibk0JaPr2b0fQKhiaUPiavNAC0QCMG8UG6UrE9icia4nzXgoYQFw"}
{"text": "哎哟哎哟，奥特曼！两个外星人在宇宙中战斗并不是好事！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7289312"}
{"text": "狼人在使用防狼喷雾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLPbeDBEEAows5xoHib0RNQh0IzIibIcNH5QCwibnQwdKIMWzAVGoX6NCeg"}
{"text": "我偶尔会想起故乡。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004920"}
{"text": "先存档", "question": "如果在野外遇到了恶魔藏宝，你会怎么应对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放心安心。", "question": "奥运会是为了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6020583"}
{"text": "酒乃吾与此世和解之道 ，不多，不少，心中花渐渐开。", "question": "喝酒的乐趣是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你太慢了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5974977"}
{"text": "“追上我就是你的了”，于是那是我最后一次见到我的自行车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YItNyHl4Fdia0KepZMCKMlUKZjsMczBUG4HyNOeS2LMFDUXfiaBmKmyQA"}
{"text": "在北美餐饮行业，顾客不告诉他有什么过敏或者忌口。我记得有次 25 人的晚餐，等客人来了 12 个过敏和忌口的，有花生过敏，贝壳过敏，海鲜过敏，素食主义者，纯素食主义者，面筋过敏。当时我和小伙伴们那感觉真的是……", "question": "在你的专业里，有哪些征兆或者情况是外行人听起来没什么大不了，而实际上会发展成灾难性后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遥：好色韵一先生，你知道你刚刚开多快吗？一速度是相对的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7ibf5KUhUEoOOpHgS6Jfke7giciaHcpGLUzkOMWH7woA0ASNAGiapLGqUjA"}
{"text": "谁会说傻话？", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 405, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "在回转寿司店中要善于倾听。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7287554"}
{"text": "啊？你要请客吗？太谢谢啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ss5JU424qoT3ruO3cJMf5V7hgTyWcSyY67YJCefGWNiboPtt0G6YTzstA"}
{"text": "黑芝麻汤圆煮过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HveyNEJkExUVIOu9zIuJ3KEq9ic64IWh2KLMZXSGYLaVvwTvRR23ic2Yw"}
{"text": "库巴在几次把桃子扔出去之后，突然出现了库巴Jr，这件事一直让我很在意。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5239184"}
{"text": "安迪不再玩switch以外的游戏了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7265173"}
{"text": "见到一个男生，他开门见山地问我，「你想结婚吗？」我把问题抛给他，「你想结婚吗？」他说，「我不想结婚。」不想结婚？不结婚你来相亲？你猜他说什么……他说，「我爸说了，要是见你给我换辆我喜欢的车。」", "question": "作为女生，你在相亲时都遇见过什么样的男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到北岛三郎就后悔输了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7012136"}
{"text": "返回来的只剩下三个月生命的奥特曼", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "想写一封恐吓信，但是始终找不到心仪的字体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaktvtx129j20bm0al0uf"}
{"text": "虽然嘴里说着“不是那样的啦”，但还是进去了。", "question": "为感到羞愧的人准备一个随时可以钻进去的洞，实际情况会怎样？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6296315"}
{"text": "看到标题里的「男闺蜜」就知道是你的错。", "question": "我和男朋友因为男闺蜜分手了，是谁的错?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来的东西被追上了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4858314"}
{"text": "除了地上的嫌疑人就没人关心关心我脱臼的手吗！？", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "黄渤，要是哪天他吹头了没下雨，人设就崩了", "question": "你觉得下一个人设崩塌的明星会是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果你买的房子短时间内涨价了，你会找开发商退还差价吗？", "question": "如果你买的房子短期内房价降了，你会找开发商吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全都是放清扫工具的隔间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7kj4TZoe2x4dbzBSD3syRCC2qNxrdlbhotceeoJm3IxiayE2AyHSmrXg"}
{"text": "相互超度比赛失败方", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoCGu7Ijn1YQDFxQqnF9fDnNnYrU6pTKkB1RLxVia11VKjV1IP6rCRmgA"}
{"text": "哎，等大家都安静下来后老师也变得安静了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7183134"}
{"text": "多看看 Science，Nature，你就会发现：「我来自阿拉善，我的家乡长期干旱，我的梦想是这样的，先去北极，挑上一座大小合适的冰山，按上螺旋桨，再按上两万匹的柴油发动机，就可以驾驶着冰山，经过叶尼塞河，到达阿拉善大戈壁，我算过了，太阳大的时候开快些，损耗总共不超过三成。」也许也是一篇很好的文章...", "question": "科研有很水的idea应该发表出来吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "信不信由你。", "question": "情书的最后写着令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7298639"}
{"text": "某年西方某个发达国家城市举办世界性博览会，中国总理与该国总理到场讲话。我们一行几个人专程去该城市围观，其中一个同伴拿出随身携带的西服换好，在我等一干人眼皮底下跟着使馆团队成功混进会场。据他说，他混进去之后坐在第一排，就在总理讲台正对面，跟一干世界级精英谈笑风生。---在婺源里坑，傍晚散步的时候碰见一个当地小姑娘端着个碗蹲在地上吃饭。我看她，她也看我。她：你是从外面来的？我：是啊。她：哪里来的？我：北京来的。她：哦，妈妈说你们来就是给我们送钱的。我：……", "question": "你最难忘的旅行经历是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Dog bless you！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9T10U7AUCdF7hqichB60gQfuRcLibdTZ0HQ1QcpJuuFfvzcCicoHiawBwBpQ"}
{"text": "准备使用太空步踩死所有小鸡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TWunZ40snepSZVbDmARVhH8IlSiaPzXSSUy59Igcg6C3z3OOLI9fCib2Q"}
{"text": "我第一次看到主人素颜的样子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6776832"}
{"text": "反正抓不到星星，干脆放弃就好了，却又忍不住要发帖。", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "夜宿尼姑庵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkxRAE88I1FNrfFTxSk9xfPLqicIJtnrmoxzzgeLF93eiaJabicIzE5ubrg"}
{"text": "1+4x2=?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu6WLjGoQ0TAdHOOXT8DRzktvL7SPmQzszPgfvrDsN8bW4m80zMmjico7w"}
{"text": "欣赏搓澡之神的杰作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUOJvKlMXcr4R3FTpXEWCchKeRkT08BQLmoZHXHok8EH88GsQ2bib076A"}
{"text": "哥哥，说好10w面基的，你人呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOky6SxSsibaLZia8ctavTVLIcJpmGzvBXzRfD8ia5FibmNYMFGnumZrwcic8g"}
{"text": "3 月份验出来怀孕，从开始建档，恶心呕吐，产检，每一天都心惊胆战，深感男女不平等，老公该吃吃，该喝喝，口亨，人类就不能下蛋吗，下个蛋，我孵两天，老公孵两天，等到产检的时候～蛋上盖个二维码，快递到医院，然后再送回来，省时省力，减少医患矛盾～完美。", "question": "人类生理上有什么不合理之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说个我同事北方小姑娘刚毕业来广东进了物业公司做管家有一天她独自巡楼火急火燎打电话回来妈呀！楼栋里爆水管了，墙壁都冒水出来了结果她只是遇到了回南天╮(╯▽╰)╭被技术员笑了一个下午", "question": "有哪些北方人到南方发生的搞笑的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烤面包机在前面那辆车上！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "给猫一欧元。", "question": "把谚语改成现代风格。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "1485033"}
{"text": "你喜欢我的双马尾吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqOEIJg79wEjcVL5lYNl1GjSg9IfreictUTqRF91qQ1TQ4SwTNRmN75Vg"}
{"text": "去他父母家打招呼，没想到是如此偏僻的农村。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6528960"}
{"text": "呜呼。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6520563"}
{"text": "爸爸，最终我还是靠HIPHOP养活自己的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028392"}
{"text": "送给无纸化运动的感谢状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGuwgM8YftadWzZkMvMFpqQsklumZzfaoYhkRo5BdyqMrUm1THrCuvAw"}
{"text": "前一段是时间觉得我们学院的一个小哥哥特好看，看头像是王守义，没错就是那个十三香。觉得挺特别的但也没啥，然后加了好友，看了空间才知道他有女朋友。谁 tm 能想到王守义跟老干妈是情头……", "question": "有没有不像情侣头像的情侣头像？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给男性上健康教育课。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校，请只用汉字作答。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194169"}
{"text": "是谁在我眼前遮住了帘…", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "这烟花很漂亮，但是很危险。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2070428"}
{"text": "目的地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hes99fmo1nj30ci0elwj7"}
{"text": "加油啊！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388469"}
{"text": "化妆品只有三人份的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGib2jL5nU3KGRaN4mqTY3leoNCG5TQVUtWXb0p22uiaODdL3LKmRFN1NQ"}
{"text": "把我的腿捆上", "question": null, "star": 977, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl536d02hgj610c12ytgn02"}
{"text": "随机", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "一起做项目的荷兰小伙伴，看到广场舞大妈的时候很欣喜地问了一句，party?", "question": "和外国人交往的过程中，你经历过哪些令人哭笑不得的误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的暑假&我交的暑假日记", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3VKvSGtnnsmKK6URqDz6ickg808kDXSciaWbcEDCUPdfj2tNniavSJVH5A"}
{"text": "我只说一次，所以请仔细听清楚。", "question": null, "star": 238, "type": "I2T", "image": "6568057"}
{"text": "我就想看看你家为什么声音这么大", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "杀手锏的土门再也不会回来了。", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "有色情书的人会说'我并没有啊'，这跟那个理论是一样的。", "question": "为什么拥有核武器的国家反对核武器？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099509"}
{"text": "装病装的太像，明天要动手术了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owILI0ODdlqCSG6tBbPpXhAA4bDpyCCOB4AC2OH69oQcpNvezsqa9ibSoA"}
{"text": "同学会的通知。", "question": "遥不可及的东西", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388945"}
{"text": "味道一样。", "question": "兰发现新一是柯南的真正身份的决心是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5224289"}
{"text": "鞠躬太狼假发飞了", "question": null, "star": 341, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guztpax7t5j612013gdll02"}
{"text": "蘑菇会变大。", "question": "请问你能玩那个著名的游戏吗？", "star": 104, "type": "T2T", "image": "7346329"}
{"text": "有人说雷格西最近总是往园艺社团那跑…？", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "我最初是为了和朋友们联络感情玩的这个游戏，后来我们感情越来越差了。", "question": "一个人玩《王者荣耀》能有多菜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上公交时看见里面有个小孩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcLXfEmd2YhpicJJTQiaxGxStlxvC13HHynBof0hdu9pCtZjeC7xFmCV5A"}
{"text": "我一朋友，大名贼好听，他还有一妹妹。他叫苏寞，他妹叫苏茉。我问他 他妈在家里叫 su mo 叫的谁他大手一挥，不是有小名嘛。所以。。。。他小名 狗哥他妹小名 茉茉", "question": "怎么给小孩起小名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "各个国家各有各个国家的国歌", "question": "当一个人和你说每座城市都有每座城市的故事时怎么回？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还有一颗螺丝在我口袋里！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahMw2rtZExMNaVxHS7TvqZyTcq1pMXD4CfV2L1L62a5dCAvKrDGfUn0qg"}
{"text": "小红终究还是上了别人的滑板车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Drjb3aqSsgBy5xvoeWqIMJXnNHUFY8YDuiaNnu38wKWl2CvDdB7lA2k5w"}
{"text": "结婚真是一件倾家荡产的事啊！", "question": "如何评价周杰伦加盟第四季《中国好声音》导师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "母亲一人养育了我们姐妹五个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xoWDRz9eSUTibYPrWfpsI9oZsLAPWXTRswzaNUZXXZI5kseH5Tccwt2lA"}
{"text": "用力过猛，发出呼噜呼噜的怪声音。", "question": "运动会啦啦队的吹笛子趣闻。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3175777"}
{"text": "考试前说“糟了，我根本没怎么复习”但最后考得好的人。", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "吃香蕉和苹果！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6891064"}
{"text": "当我还有一只猫的时候，她晚上跑酷。老婆说：是不是精力太旺盛了，再养一只陪她玩吧，精力消耗掉就好了。现在我有两只会跑酷的猫了。", "question": "怎么让猫咪晚上不跑酷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "心门", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "刚才那条弹幕撞到我眼睛了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIpIVrdPv6GzdRPokdruSIJJW255ib42MDm8x3bIrnibjp6bNkNs94JNdnw"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "螃蟹多少钱一只？", "question": "请用三个词联想出目前热门话题的那个人。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4717247"}
{"text": "在我变成猩猩忘记语言之前有一句话一直想跟你说我喜……鸣吼鸣吼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxmj92el2qj30ci0elaba"}
{"text": "都包邮，好难选。", "question": "南京和杭州，哪一座城市潜力大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还想挨揍吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4do7myo32j30ci0elmzz"}
{"text": "说了等于没说的三颗星。", "question": "请你像下落的亿万颗星星一样说。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980878"}
{"text": "任意门 - 人妻的门", "question": "请给著名的台词加上人妻的元素，使其显得俗气。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6690774"}
{"text": "大家都被马场的十六文所吸引。伟大的选手是有力量的。明白了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191527"}
{"text": "速通了十七层地狱", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "我点的还没做好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "核酸检测请把嘴巴张大：“啊——”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "地暖开太热了吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxia51qiboTxNNYm4KbiboXZH5oTiaYzChWp8YyY93qkPAzwqwYpdcf5q2Ig"}
{"text": "冬天刚进入室内的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk8qf5rpnlj6123123dl602"}
{"text": "关键是郑伊健太帅了，小孩子都想模仿他。你让黄渤去演陈浩南，就没有那么大的危害了。", "question": "《古惑仔》系列害了人吗？是如何害人的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "春天来了。", "question": "把名曲前面加上一到三个字，破坏了它。", "star": 44, "type": "T2T", "image": "4201359"}
{"text": "队友掉线了，选择跟随", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCb7dNDJTpF0ZGAqZ8c0p6rKT0nfoKichL0pDqmfVoLH1HvvCsejP6wrhQ"}
{"text": "可以去各大楼盘看看。友情提示：带着另一半逛有奇效。", "question": "北上广深打拼的年轻人，（周末）有哪些放松身心的好方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来除了盘在腰上，还可以扛在肩上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNdfjtsx8pfbjfSXk9QHkQsEDic1CHlEmCuVWSbKcR71ibGT52z3UCkxFw"}
{"text": "钢铁侠被黑衣人组织灌下了药剂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqjekmV4APrSjUOpNGI2DYgwejBdk3S2icISTeiaI9aDBlIwOqDzFZbLVg"}
{"text": "那里不能那么透明。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4300997"}
{"text": "排队洗手保持1米距离", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAooLglgrILdZtH9PmYaYrejvsPrtWJLG2ExG0961sXsNFhH7eJ5dWvw"}
{"text": "捕手的手势", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "布尔玛「悟空，你知道乌龙去哪了吗？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7d6j7ejalj30ci0eltb5"}
{"text": "沙福林亲身示范如何对付巴顿的珍贵影像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHrgk14M2ypWg9YY39R0Xm831Fcgs7uJu9OiaNASicsjWaBz7vficF5G5hw"}
{"text": "在国道上这样做，会被2、3辆车追尾的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6511482"}
{"text": "被VR女友甩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksGor9M1J0rqr5HJ1rMnDfRF7byg40nMJyPZuicT9UOEbmFslgPX8e17Q"}
{"text": "醉倒在路上趴着时，另一个醉鬼拿着路标走了过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm0cxakhgej30ci0el0ur"}
{"text": "接吻勾到牙套了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNAUQ4ATFzSeOwAISI43TBwqlYzpXDRLCQibeiazv2Er1u7gqFK1xib4d8A"}
{"text": "大师帮我算一下事业-如火如茶蒸蒸日上有滋有味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqRgBX7lcicE2LZrGEgFLmF0coDc16tlo6eiclDE8FSriafdu1lDvbmojqQ"}
{"text": "没有任何花样或技巧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175639"}
{"text": "比得难解难分，只能通过霹雳舞定输赢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVCtjOK2FibHUnIpbBicdsOnHpEcAqpeTxTnxtm4iaLAXWslvAUJeJqj86w"}
{"text": "正确答案是黑色。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6489073"}
{"text": "暑假期间进行慈善募捐。", "question": "著名企业用七言五句诗来解释吧！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6536246"}
{"text": "她技术好厉害啊，虽然我不太懂。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7136129"}
{"text": "武藤钢琴破产。", "question": "请写一篇包含乐器名称的文章，让我感到有点悲伤。", "star": 67, "type": "T2T", "image": "5337871"}
{"text": "哪一个里面都有亲吻券哦。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6416103"}
{"text": "为什么你离家出走，遇到好心人喂你一口饭你就感觉她比你妈都好。", "question": "男闺蜜比男朋友重要吗，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五个老头在聊天。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4582471"}
{"text": "如果只有脚上有护具，谁都知道脚上有问题。", "question": "阿喀琉斯既然除了足以外刀枪不入，为什么还需要那么豪华的盔甲?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然变回了人类，但性格却变成了魔鬼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5587480"}
{"text": "我是嫡长子，哈哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aY81CknA75GatLnUQTpVHCicjLp93qKuBQkq2WicH39XhuDw8iarcWGH3Aw"}
{"text": "哇！安全！由纪子真棒！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828218"}
{"text": "好久不见，长高了不少啊！现在多高了？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7008635"}
{"text": "我生命线很短吧……一边这么想一边看手相时不小心放出了斯派修姆光线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gznby8kg9fj30ci0el77w"}
{"text": "要素虽然相同，但是对设计的想法完全不同。", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "真“猫罐头”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "被这男的偷走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3kiuly1fgj30ci0el786"}
{"text": "刚才你对他/她也太残忍了吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6262679"}
{"text": "因为换电子通行证了", "question": "怎么看待一些人在朋友圈发剪港澳通行证的照片？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁是小鸡啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7082646"}
{"text": "不让家访老师有机会下车的小明", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyk0d47zl9j30ci0el0wg"}
{"text": "野口先生为我们回忆了儿时他母亲的足球梦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEnYXY7jn6zH0twH0jc8kFMUKsxbUGIBFjt7FUbn49bDCsibLB3Oy901w"}
{"text": "排队等待打疫苗的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmzxfi3j36j30ci0elafp"}
{"text": "你家小区停车费每月多少钱？", "question": "有什么简短而暗含深意的句子值得分享？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "越过黄泉坂，金先生和银先生来迎接我了……。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5867067"}
{"text": "老是想向他们来一发保龄球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZOaq3lU7oDCEkvj9GibsQJACxfZW7CwLK7hJG7k7PmXuXn6DoWaibDJwQ"}
{"text": "无论确认多少遍突袭目标都是自己家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqj0f6crapj30ci0el46u"}
{"text": "我自挖双目谢罪行了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gassx4tk78j210t12wq9o"}
{"text": "看不见", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "7044170"}
{"text": "无纸化意味着林家也...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6755714"}
{"text": "感觉像是万圣节的气息呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6184923"}
{"text": "你怎么没在盂兰盆节的时候来扫墓啊！", "question": null, "star": 174, "type": "I2T", "image": "3026519"}
{"text": "金毛你怎么还没进基地就站起来了，没被人类发现吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "叔叔阿姨你们好，我学有机化学的，你们家有碗吗？我刷得特干净。", "question": "如何让父母不强迫自己在客人面前表演？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他开始说自己是铜锣烧，所以我连着叫了他几声。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4918270"}
{"text": "身后好像有个保温杯在跟踪我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotd9dXibO0msJ1JibIicOJkLAxxj4kEOia3ianYu2aPucIenyQiakgqdCHSLeA"}
{"text": "哎呀！后面的人超多的啊~！", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "3344082"}
{"text": "这个妈妈非它不可了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6028777"}
{"text": "问题不大，记得给孩子买双白线手套，再背上行军小水壶，里面灌满橘子汁儿。多煮两个红皮鸡蛋，带路上吃。孩子上小学，怎么也七八岁了，体力实在跟不上，就坐缆车上去。野兽就更不用担心了，班主任都能带一群孩子爬上去，一两头狼算什么？猛犸象来，牙也给他掰折啊。再不济坐缆车下去啊。", "question": "五一小长假，儿子的班主任想组织班里的小学生一起登顶珠峰，应该给孩子报名吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我最强~！", "question": "自己夸自己可不行！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386988"}
{"text": "袖子请还给我", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwvox4kmgej20yi0x141b"}
{"text": "被辞退后还是每天按时来公司睡觉呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJicicylrrk2uVg18mduvWdTQ3pVhUFicSlpm6z6WWAHksFgDtEYcWe5OKQ"}
{"text": "先生不是你妈妈。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "一朋友，在野外方便的时候习惯就手薅叶子擦屁股，直到有一天他方便完了才想起来他身处针叶林中。随身带手纸真的很重要！", "question": "野外工作中有哪些受用无穷的习惯和方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "逃跑时多余动作很多。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "这没关系！这没关系！这没关系！", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "3774309"}
{"text": "老子吃这么干净你告诉我过期了？？！！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3kv0swbj20yi18e1kx"}
{"text": "免费玩家来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRtTHkRcYnlQY9H3YiaRzgVhr3BqBa5QOBhHmTYiahiaIqdAiaUMWibI7fTLg"}
{"text": "同时按下的三色圆珠笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4npnex5nfj30ci0eln28"}
{"text": "推销员：您好这里是 ** 保险……请问是……我： 他去世了，刚去世。推销员：啊？那个……", "question": "如何用一句话堵死电话销售？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蹲了半天没出来，刚站起来又来感觉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvSRdhyCxas3M2CYOic5kiakhHiclnddJIIonRS058Xr2zAcaXCFJf8THFA"}
{"text": "在这儿的话，干嘛不找个更软的地方做呢？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5721868"}
{"text": "生理期的时候打你可能不是因为脾气不好，而是……我早就想收拾你了……", "question": "男生应该知道的妇科常识有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NPC正在诱惑免费玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRGsBanqFMEAmUJucnmbib70iaEeUOKEb0ZFEeZhvTJj3o8b9XllDzIzmQ"}
{"text": "神鸡妙算", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqxHbSGGpspgM81yXozSGOD9IkIfKXqib5sw5YktMnQ0vjOXsqyXFIaBw"}
{"text": "在绝妙时机救下楼顶跌落同学的英雄物理老师", "question": null, "star": 750, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtnd692rstj60uu18f79o02"}
{"text": "哎呀！", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "2644984"}
{"text": "我注意到客人在吃唐揚雞。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4781339"}
{"text": "付钱就能离婚。", "question": "这种婚礼我讨厌什么样的婚礼", "star": 58, "type": "T2T", "image": "4827874"}
{"text": "还是曾经那个少年，没有一丝丝改变", "question": null, "star": 139, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "(c)youtube戴眼镜的时候不小心眼镜腿戳到眼珠子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTdiaDEwMDGUaFSZ8hEia7ZLtTLPdn90eZ9FMINy9S1BVshVEWsgK2FCSw"}
{"text": "从隧道出来后还被追赶着。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3439708"}
{"text": "我以为是铁板搞笑的“你知道这是什么时候开始的吗？”，但是在关东地区却被残酷地忽略掉了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1986666"}
{"text": "我在上野站下了车。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3399233"}
{"text": "在成人泳池中溺水的上校出院了，于是大伙试着比划了下当时的水面高度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVsrGF9Tia8EiaSJjHZvVDNEdkaWUE7a4mx92P7tW0X1ncdlC1L3yuWuWg"}
{"text": "我是因为什么买了卷心菜来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1icQLoqicuYvGQic9JO01deUVEr6gP6lhibey9Q9JLC6OtHgZfXRLYwsia0g"}
{"text": "拜托你踩我的DM套装", "question": "麦当劳终于推出了深夜麦乐送服务！具体内容是什么呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6493176"}
{"text": "遇事要多从自己身上找原因。我之前也总是被说「谢谢叔叔」，后来每天刮胡子，人家小孩就「谢谢哥哥」了。【点击查看更多品牌信息】", "question": "广告 · 年轻小伙地铁上给小孩让座，总是被说「谢谢叔叔」怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 灵山大雷音寺外，文殊普贤观音地藏四大菩萨挡住了三藏的去路。三藏道：「贫僧自东土大唐而来，历九九八十一难来往西天取经，还请通报我佛如来。」四大菩萨不置可否。三藏又道：「莫是不凑巧如来不在寺中？」「不是。」四大菩萨异口同声。又道：「莫不是贫僧所做不周使我佛不满了？」「也不是。」四大菩萨异口同声。三藏不解：「那为何不准许贫僧和徒儿们面见我佛？」四大菩萨面面相觑，最后还是观音上前一步，望着漫山遍野人山人海的魑魅魍魉，吞了吞口水，还是勉强从口中挤出了几个字，说得不卑不亢，有理有据。只听得三藏羞愧难当，恨不得找个地缝钻进去。「训练师只能携带不超过六只宝可梦！」 ", "question": "《西游记》中如果每降服一处妖王，唐僧都可以选择收其为徒，那么到灵山时能拉起一支多大战斗力的队伍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在开始30分钟内，我们将增加操作员人数，请您耐心等待。", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "「老妈！小仓鼠又不见了！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go6r30d5awj30ci0elafe"}
{"text": "我午饭时给印度同事演示了一下摇一摇，连续摇出三个印度妹子，他就颤抖着下载了，口中念叨着 \"you Chinese combanies are amazing...\"", "question": "微信的国际化战略是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃坏了肚子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1V6GPE3lFArBjvuiadJLFgnHicMwHKLPJfPq5dswp5tBeF76bfUaCjc6g"}
{"text": "天有不测风云，别看现在挣钱多，说不准哪天就得开着五菱宏光送货。未雨绸缪，此乃智者也。", "question": "为什么很多人不提倡学 C2 驾照？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人家为了敷衍你发几个哈不就行了，为什么还会发那么一长串哈呢？是的，就是为了不让你看出人家是在敷衍你……", "question": "怎样判断女生聊天发「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈」是真的在笑还是敷衍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "断舍离重点是离，我和老婆离了，果然清爽", "question": "断舍离以后的家什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃鱼吃鱼吃鱼吃鱼。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3096626"}
{"text": "是不是把龙珠藏在这里了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicLuGcib8rbC9ZjzYVJpkXnCjPdj6KtGm8pXmrRZulFADXpibljFdy25mQ"}
{"text": "我想看点污的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkzEvMFmZbqe7WDTuaYldGZUUCIUyFNp66CGzfOWrvQcDnTF8ueu0c7g"}
{"text": "南花草庄：Nán Huā Cǎo Zhuāng", "question": "绝对不想住的旅馆名字。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389288"}
{"text": "飞来啦！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5775133"}
{"text": "喵～喵～nigg...", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "吉良吉影：Killer queen 镇魂歌！猫草 镇魂歌！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "求求你把男朋友还给我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOrUDuF4eecRjbNWEbtEh2gnRLibmGqTHzojebcdia1WtZpZ3MfPqibPwFkchfMoxFyjLLtmdcYlU8w"}
{"text": "巫师：这种毒药吃了之后会让你只有5分钟吴签：（激动）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYY8KEVhf3wUl9glkibadZK4Xh50cMqlZ1fvz3uHGsAfKppfObxqwVT3g"}
{"text": "跳绳，你怎么变短了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eez7aoi86ej20af08nt9q"}
{"text": "隐形眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7ZV2n9ibFQNqGqYac3KbdbhWqtXf10RYZcXDNmG64fpdCy3icHWBdYOKg"}
{"text": "我方水晶正在被攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoiavdxab0b5XfqSByn6ZNfhT9vcHXSicKKSK1auTrX3qUqn57As0RzjVQ"}
{"text": "终于药起作用了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1280547"}
{"text": "哇哦！让我站在走廊上啊！！！不行，他失去了理智。大家别离开我呀！！！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6523371"}
{"text": "哇！我想要！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5977083"}
{"text": "自己曾经管的一个慢粒的病人，是被搓澡师傅发现的。当时病人自己没有感觉，去搓澡了，师傅告诉他你脾大，得去医院查查。于是来我们医院肝胆科就诊，查了血常规和超声后转到我这，给做骨穿确诊了慢性粒细胞性白血病。现在六年过去了，病人依然健在，我至今都对那位搓澡师傅怀有深深的敬意。 问：您哪里不舒服啊？答：没有什么不舒服的。问：那为什么来医院看病了呀？答：俺那搓澡的师傅说脾大让来医院的。俺当时没笑出来绝对很坚强了。", "question": "临床上你遇到过哪些令自己佩服的职业判断？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扎克！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4422761"}
{"text": "昨晚乐呵呵的把这个问题发给女朋友，然后她压根没笑，皱着眉很认真的研究了一个多小时…这会是这一生做得最愚蠢的事么...", "question": "如何毁掉男友的英雄联盟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在蘸芥末时要用手指蘸一点。", "question": "埼的寿司屋老板娘死了，讨厌她。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4746952"}
{"text": "“不管白猫黑………”“没有白猫。”", "question": null, "star": 260, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "当事情进展不顺利时，就怪题目。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "饭前便后要洗手。", "question": "为什么苍蝇停下来总会搓手？它们在做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公摊面积", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "浴室烧水的声音像现场交响乐。", "question": "真正的有钱人常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895078"}
{"text": "全寝室吃同一份烤冷面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQTMkdZugia165bxzqC2lZ05iaBficGWFyf2esxqKqibQNB1mhcXPHg7IngQ"}
{"text": "看来头是保不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibwSba4tN0ejKWmdic2GKHlEM8aia0n3rvI9BdUgl7HTp0Cb5CWjicz0HaA"}
{"text": "蒙眼扮恶龙陪女儿玩，她却偷偷在地上撒乐高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4kshHLUWJ3UNUDwxnR2jDQaRPDRLlhX6CqwdkKms3uiasjtwKjNBb6sCag"}
{"text": "用一个词形容我内人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ib5CvEyQuiaYHZsULZGnE09AaTf0nk8Tq5Uic8EuofSa6XjXNErXBibHCUQ"}
{"text": "说话不流利/口齿不清", "question": "狡猾的女人", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6944282"}
{"text": "高压电线。", "question": "有哪些年轻人「千万不能碰」的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看了中国国家地理上的一篇峡口古城的报道，去山丹找这个地方。结果住的家庭旅馆的老板就是那篇文章的作者。", "question": "你在旅途中曾遇到过哪些厉害的人或事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家用的橡皮擦都是由工匠手工一个一个制作出来的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5540134"}
{"text": "在想要不要发出声音把女主猫吸引到窗边查看。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": " 身份：党员。然后下面有一段批注。我是被迫入党的，这事情太复杂了我见面再跟你解释。我其实是民主人士。 ", "question": "你看过的简历中，最好玩的一段是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结清、付清、还清", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4753373"}
{"text": "女人家居常备。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5605133"}
{"text": "挑战无表情喝毒药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJcwp9TRa3MicoueXEiav4MX2NXntNpJ463z7lvgOEoQO62Qqhst0icjPvg"}
{"text": "妈妈什么叫亲子鉴定？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvjUgY5w4HXhPTQVb3ia9kCnJCyPUr7tFWc28JDgXJ1HXQ9u8EbsInL9w"}
{"text": "从乡下进城后知道了星期一可以买到jump时。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3098373"}
{"text": "每回合结束都说“轮到你了！”真烦人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4060996"}
{"text": "我们是好多高中同学一起来的温哥华，有一天我们一群男生玩游戏到半夜，我们一起租的 house，所以玩游戏的时候也在屋子里抽烟（不好的行为，请大家不要学习）。玩到半夜没有烟了，同学四个人一起出去买烟。开出没多久，被警察临检，没有理由地被 pull over，就是抽查一样，应该是看有没有毒品，或者司机有没有喝酒啥的。大家从来都不知道不可以下车，结果四个大老爷们儿按照中国人的规矩，一起下车了…… 求交警心理阴影面积…… 警察看发现四个人下车，马上把枪掏出来对着他们喊了句：show me ur hands！and go back to ur car！", "question": "你在刚出国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷、爸爸、我", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6693824"}
{"text": "也就是说，不是凶手啊...", "question": "那家伙，有点儿可疑啊。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980788"}
{"text": "因为没有接球手的面罩，所以被要求不允许随意击打界外球，但是能控制得住吗？", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491578"}
{"text": "社会的狂澜。", "question": "障碍赛跑新采用的障碍物是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6970512"}
{"text": "冷板凳", "question": null, "star": 254, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "瞧这棒小伙子，长大了一定是块去阿富汗的料！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibL3tloq3Z9oqHXkVG1PanARMfPoNZSdia9fZX5O1fcDugA36evgNtbZicg"}
{"text": "天气冷暖都要打疫苗。", "question": "将谚语的一部分改成疫苗接种。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627750"}
{"text": "怎么样？我买了新车。牛逼吧。特别是这个方向盘，有没有一瞬间看起来像内裤？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1362018"}
{"text": "没有人看到。", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "华丽地躲开老师扔的粉笔头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eejyjkyq9dj20b608vjsf"}
{"text": "怎么办，会被艾莉卡生气的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4835312"}
{"text": "介绍给妻子。", "question": "我不想被她关在那个无法逃脱的房间里。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7318627"}
{"text": "请问您是五个人吗？", "question": null, "star": 762, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380640"}
{"text": "如果我的胸部大一点的话，可以说吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302096"}
{"text": "如果皇帝是看了广告才去吃的，卖汉堡的大概会被诛九族吧……", "question": "古代皇帝会觉得麦当劳比御膳房国宴好吃吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把红战士裤子还回来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6pphkjgyqj30ci0elt9y"}
{"text": "油田注水", "question": "请告诉我一个像中东地区会有的谚语。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373904"}
{"text": "帮我一下，因为头发长被误以为是女生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6262679"}
{"text": "每次一个小动作渐渐把白人对手变成黑人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bYFehibIGCV0N4M6aBpHmfBvoUnpYwfuVzbkiaCia3OOCDcibe0rN5FheEg"}
{"text": "我在中古店买的吃豆人有些奇怪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6472106"}
{"text": "贞子：这座城市早已没有显像管电视了！", "question": null, "star": 620, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvv9uubk5jj610x1d948i02"}
{"text": "我学弟在美国，做「英语—福州话」翻译，中间没有普通话赚差价～～ψ(｀∇´)ψ", "question": "外国人如何看待中国的各种方言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟踪对象突然回头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h36udpxkisj30ci0el3ze"}
{"text": "机器猫哆啦A梦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3260512"}
{"text": "气味实体化了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311688"}
{"text": "看来看去，还是吃人最好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YwIF5K7ia3lHUHFPa4CBhMFqwHgI55OdvwUM7ZHsl8bNRjynJmNfsq1g"}
{"text": "如果转世的话。", "question": "给它起个现代一点的标题吧，“龙猫”。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6074304"}
{"text": "六年级不在时的五年级生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNKH0v0Bn7PHiabZyISLLpdZYYAU1BT0FxjKDMo2qYnxOu334CiaGgS8SmA"}
{"text": "连续上班20个小时才下班的打工人", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "你的名字叫什么？虽然你经常出现，但是脸却记不住呢。", "question": "进击的巨人后退的阪神，这样的反义词可以是败北的巨人像前进的阪神一样。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "3301806"}
{"text": "看到评论说有要出钱让我裸奔的，那就取匿吧，难得这么多赞要是男的可以裸贷，我可以贷到他破产，裸照算什么，钱给够裸奔都行", "question": "为什么有女大学生裸贷没有男大学生裸贷呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "痒痒的。被猫抓也好。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4368456"}
{"text": "1. 拜年叫人可能更加拗口，但还是只能收到那么多压岁钱。2. 发现可以复制自己的同时，社会却立法禁止自撸自孕了。3. 为防止梦遗自孕，避孕厂商推出新品，买卖日益红火。4. 社会热点新闻出现「强奸不成反被性侵，嫌犯人权应如何保障」等严峻问题。5. 年少时，人人都曾和闺蜜比长短。即便工作后，或许也常与基友比深浅。6. 爱情或许不再拥有「酸臭味」之独特描述？但人人身上都有大海的腥味。7. 比起男根节，或许拜姨妈教更易盛行起来。8. 自小而大的最终疑惑不再是父母从哪里捡来的你，而是谁生的你。并且这一事实会成为你和兄弟姐妹间争宠的最大矛盾。不过倒更可能人人都是单亲家庭……9. 其实，一边刮胡子，一边换姨妈巾是最让我难以想象的。", "question": "人类如果突然变成了雌雄同体状，人类社会会发生什么变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阳光消毒", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3576649"}
{"text": "我不太确定是爷爷还是奶奶，但是我很想见他们！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7168497"}
{"text": "我非常后悔和狗交换了。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "3374579"}
{"text": "政治人物", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "等待中的俄罗斯方块。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6537058"}
{"text": "别再跟着我了啦！老妈不准我养……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtzupvfm1mj30ci0eldjh"}
{"text": "日本神吐槽方丈又想打保龄球了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibuyuWzLSb6j2fIw954EwiaVt0bzXNRNV9VS1pOic9HUMDVqE8xTmF034A"}
{"text": "早上起来，发现他在旁边。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7078904"}
{"text": "谁说的胖？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrDQXSafLqtwA8Q1ZCcsfOgSpVURZWmjTriblSyoiaics3WCY79DzCRYvmw"}
{"text": "物流：蒋介石", "question": "有哪些在各自领域出现过的公认的王者级人物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恭喜你！你的笑话入选了殿堂级别！太棒了！", "question": "从今天开始是新学年了，请在4月1日这个特殊的日子给我讲一个好笑的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6488154"}
{"text": "最后过于勉强。", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 35, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "你在当大将吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4461438"}
{"text": "「你知道吗？好看的女孩都自带烧钱属性哦！」「滚。」正在祭拜亡夫的寡妇说。", "question": "如何评价《好看的女孩都自带烧钱属性》这篇文章？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“姐妹你看，他搂着我，他心里有我”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "奶奶做的老面馒头超级好吃，吃过的人赞不绝口。刚好化学习题册上有一道题，为什么做老面馒头要在面发酵后要和入食用碱？我带着习题去问奶奶，奶奶说：放了才好吃啊，不放又酸又硬的。于是乎我把这个答案写进习题册。第二天，老师在我习题册上画了一个大大的叉，并在旁边写了答案：面发酵后会产生乳酸，食用碱可以和乳酸酸碱中和，并释放出二氧化碳，使馒头蓬松多孔。很多人写文章使用了很多技巧，但大多源于常年写作积累下来的经验，自己并没有察觉。比如会有这样的考题，作者为什么要写阴沉的天空？答案是阴沉的天空衬托了作者悲伤的心情，表现了作者内心的什么什么，是作者内心的写照。如果作者来回答，可能会说当时就是阴沉的天空啊！但当时阴沉的天空下可能有红花绿草，可能有青山绿水，可能有动人的姑娘，可能有嬉笑打闹的儿童，作者却偏偏写了阴沉的天空呢？", "question": "如何看待「阅读理解原作者 20 分仅得 6 分」一事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新人的竞争对手入场了。", "question": "新人入场，请勿喧哗破坏气氛。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233352"}
{"text": "这发明将来能得诺贝尔奖吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRPl2ibGpewQLfTN2o9RppYLZ20FjN1DMcJHxictIy524RvqZUz6eN3HiaQ"}
{"text": "败诉一方等于坏人的观点，证明了普法之路任重道远。", "question": "如果败诉方的律师也接受惩罚会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我宣布-一明年是猫年！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1sur5j19zj20m10oawgh"}
{"text": "会更有一种吃海胆的感觉，未剥壳那种。【点击查看更多品牌信息】", "question": "广告 · 跟有胡渣的男生接吻，女生是不是会更有感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上班的感觉", "question": "跟一個沒感覺的人在一起是什麽感覺？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被强力胶粘住的小女孩", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1可难了，一不小心就数错", "question": "能不能出一道很难的数学题，答案是 629，宿舍当门牌用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快出来，你的花样游泳是明天了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib9zbOUYLSgccI5hqicKru1BibaeEgVljswVwPx50uMuiaxaYXKrwcw9VuA"}
{"text": "把它乘以49，让它变得很麻烦和讨厌的感觉。", "question": "把它乘以七，感觉很麻烦。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5523075"}
{"text": "我建议你先和老头儿们成为朋友，打球的事情先放放。", "question": "乒乓球如何才能打败公园老头?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一不小心删了别人的电脑数据", "question": null, "star": 294, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwlldzy3x5j60z31as44h02"}
{"text": "大丈夫，开玩笑的啦，早上六点这样的时间不太好，因为星星不容易出现。没事的啦。", "question": null, "star": 995, "type": "I2T", "image": "7249696"}
{"text": "这可是我一生挚爱，得加钱。", "question": "对方父母给你五百万让你离开他们的子女，这种情况下怎么应对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鸟鸟:你不爱我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "当山东人帮我这个弱鸡挡酒的时候", "question": "哪个瞬间让你觉得「山东还不错」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫的报恩", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3205954"}
{"text": "这只老鼠在今年的世界知名老鼠排名中再次获得了第二名。", "question": null, "star": 556, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450286"}
{"text": "沈腾马丽那个打乒乓球的小品，马科长送礼有得买了。收 2 个拍子就够入刑了。", "question": "LV 开卖乒乓球拍，售价 1.8 万元带 4 颗球，如何评价 LV 近年来各类价格昂贵的跨界单品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没人会去注意你的。", "question": "一个人吃饭要怎么装作一点都不寂寞的样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家好，我是日本人，我来解释下吧。关于这次奥运会开幕式的表演.....我也没整明白", "question": "2020 东京奥运会开幕式有哪些亮点？你对哪个节目印象深刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我妈走开有用，我走开没用", "question": "砍价的时候，假装走开有用么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是骗人的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhpfd7uhuhj30ci0elafi"}
{"text": "转身就跑", "question": "怎样有效阻止警察抽查身份证？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的脑子", "question": "有什么人们不知道原理就投入使用的产品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打架不帮忙还在旁边偷学龟派气功的贝吉塔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNqSXDXLic0MjyaicbQYYQk14ib0Ce3AJVySMKvpUludQDvB36w7Xge3e5A"}
{"text": "遗憾当初工作之前没多植点儿头发收获了不需要洗发水洗头的技能", "question": "2019 年，你都有哪些遗憾和收获？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小姐姐的人形抽纸盒", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "看错地图导致跳过五指山和高老庄直接到了流沙河", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotWGkYruKsx9TEM3ZuqmWEKlJpN47ibvz4OYfPTR8s9bO54eSeaQJ5EQA"}
{"text": "你猜她要抽你还是抽我？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "熬夜？没有啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g006wgfvcvj21ma225tjg"}
{"text": "看好了！我要只吃这个柠檬的种子！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2719174"}
{"text": "我做梦都忘不了很多年前在西安看丁丁历险记，看到快结束的时候电影院竟然停电了！！！这还没完，接着有个工作人员拿着手电筒进来，大声口述了结局！！！", "question": "你在电影院遇到过哪些奇葩的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "绝不接受……", "question": "你是何时开始接受「其实我不帅 / 不漂亮」这个事实的？又是如何接受下来的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "画一只可爱的鸡！", "question": "什么是适当的图画歌曲歌词？", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "1272613"}
{"text": "塑料袋", "question": "即使打九五折也不想买的东西", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6292730"}
{"text": "当我第四次打开景甜私房照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKmeUFsj9mAAoQEDiaOEM6XfMcM9YcOPgM1juLAIcwZwkhBnHwLBVHRDg"}
{"text": "因为开始反抗了。", "question": "有没有可能解雇本垒打王？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4112872"}
{"text": "这是一场真凛非常重要的比赛，所以你一定要去对面。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5585058"}
{"text": "你们还没进化吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "我定的闹钟背叛了我。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "大雄，你跟静香同居一周怎么老了这么多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJTkcSmshIj8x2oy6bozNyZpBRndUFd45dfZV0fFXaibAqdBc4yfE5ibAQ"}
{"text": "税金什么的，等一下，我也要交吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368797"}
{"text": "接地气", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6504486"}
{"text": "对不起，我不小心把菜单撕成两半了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDQ5dLQTVtSz2HELdibIUYyNDCaJ6ukvZicGk5PrYhtmDYuyDYxLLdgBvw"}
{"text": "啊吸住了", "question": null, "star": 279, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx37mice3ej61111ddtf402"}
{"text": "这句话是日语，意思是“猫了个猫”。在中文中，可以表达为“猫咪真可爱”或者“喵星人好萌啊”。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4012680"}
{"text": "我还没放毒药……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWKVEbxhBnib7b2DAz8ZGiaTjVjekCH8bezEpjxnH5WJwLMdfjuhQzjpnw"}
{"text": "为了让碰瓷的老奶奶不受伤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKflOv8jptYL7cDTcaYSKcedSiajHgP7paBsQD3M00BzGgjkLa1ibTTicrw"}
{"text": "对方想对你进行精准打击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMt3zN0W3INRAfiaM5lGP3uYqfouM4nHuIG77oYDDtRGgjxO7JxfAty5w"}
{"text": "搬家工。", "question": "三岁小孩可爱的口误。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5803484"}
{"text": "当你等级不够，没有在水中行动的技能", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "没在北上广，但算是经历过一个有趣的邻居。当年还租房子的时候，隔壁一男一女，平时也极少打照面，职业不明。每天凌晨两三点的时候，他们俩雷打不动地深情朗诵「在那激情燃烧的岁月里」，并多次重复此句，以此为乐。与此相应的是，从未听到过类似啪啪啪的动静。", "question": "北上广打拼的年轻人，有哪些有趣的合租体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都说了，你不是做鸭的料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5icrIGRgkNOpniayib61qawDpBf63Vv3UTwzs5VqJ2AjEVVjKyjG5pAQZQ"}
{"text": "节俭的金钱观念。", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "37度5", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggva9adugsj21361ae7b9"}
{"text": "呵呵。现在抢买单的方式都变成了盖住付款二维码了好吗。", "question": "哪一个瞬间让你觉得移动支付真的改变了生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为宿舍里面只有上海人桌上会有卡西欧 991", "question": "为什么上海人那么好辨认?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在助手席上我发现了一个我并不认识的耳环。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7008605"}
{"text": "iPhone的新广告带来了两倍的销量增长。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135416"}
{"text": "虽然没看过，但这应该就是那什么《鬼灭之刃》吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm3gxvce38j30ci0elthu"}
{"text": "没人告诉我骑出服务区会自动断电呐！！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uPgKbx7n87IqzkapJkBFzO0ojDIOC8ot6cQdSaZ4HpXqicEbTzjuJLSA"}
{"text": "有一种冷叫你妈觉得你领子进风", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrrmfoBmgflppibBGscAn7bHhdOptH4LJlkt82ol6R73VcH7qZDxa6OJg"}
{"text": "年金制度让现役世代很烦恼。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "3552015"}
{"text": "本故事改编自真实事件", "question": "如何用一句话让恐怖故事更恐怖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "此图严重涉黄，勉强予以显示", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQMy1O3vhjjEVhMs5ZPGejEyDd75WZibGl409L2FXTeQ4RFHOdk103S5Q"}
{"text": "打嘴仗之前的准备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIPMdzaIjNTbXKlDia53d5SdxHe8zriab6slJ745LlyHJicDWibxAgeUD6EQ"}
{"text": "成功率100%的搭车经历。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6675021"}
{"text": "感觉像袋鼠一样。", "question": "请问有什么澳大利亚的谚语吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6922443"}
{"text": "别人眼中扮嫩的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8kn4039iaj20f40e6jup"}
{"text": "政府：政府", "question": "这个应该有吧？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4014357"}
{"text": "爸爸说的对，游戏机果然不能当饭吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic32dAibDwhxEz9QTazJpb2cNFRI2v6Y0QvON9iarTic6mZ3Iml0POfN3WUlKkkQj72EkLyDdqjPo7A"}
{"text": "孩子，今天你十八岁了，我要把家传的铁线拳传给你了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c205U9h3p9YH8gZTvNOk3NHgUl8T2DiaHbL620ZAPGs3gicfIic2HHkfnO5w"}
{"text": "孩子们，快拿着钱买糖吃去，我压住你妈了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXNhGEFSZZsvCOw3UMSKclFoMLqdwGq2XkSFEsUzbk6j0y7tWCyMlC6g"}
{"text": "进收费站太靠右", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5kgkNx3coYUWlicjMYRoiaZRFDOeUe6xdB51Kw79PhJQJSNf20J2CXnEw"}
{"text": "在奥特曼破坏之前移动，否则就来不及了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5409694"}
{"text": "有次买羽绒服，问店员，这个是纯鸭绒的吗？她说我们老板自己就穿了件，结果得了禽流感。", "question": "有哪些可以笑一辈子的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沙滩排球扩大了比赛场地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LAicA9WF2WJbDH8q3CVHfepAFz41ibtKs7HdrOicDo5NhJjcItCROQgaHA"}
{"text": "习惯了中文语法的人会觉得以下句子读起来别扭是不言自明的，即学术英语是最喜欢使用插入语，例如现在我正在说的话，在句子中解释概念的语言之一，如果不是最喜欢的话。", "question": "什么是高校教材式中文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？手术失败了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7048232"}
{"text": "“小亮给他整个活儿！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "啤酒就是这片钓上来的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "听到介绍后因太扎心弃权", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glhi5yw4nmj30ci0elad1"}
{"text": "快把相机停下来啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6567441"}
{"text": "你说要在白线的里面下车吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4333231"}
{"text": "腰板挺直了，看，背部也在用力支撑呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4275992"}
{"text": "伏地魔曾经是个帅哥，后来他自己毁容了;塞德里克曾经是个帅哥，后来他英年早逝了;小天狼星曾经是个帅哥，后来他壮年早逝了;格林德沃曾经是个帅哥，后来他被囚禁在监狱里了;洛哈特曾经是个帅哥，后来他傻了;比尔曾经是个帅哥，后来他毁容了;帕西瓦尔曾经是个帅哥，后来他生死不明了;雷古勒斯曾经是个帅哥，后来他英年早逝了;邓布利多曾经是个帅哥，后来他鼻梁歪了;詹姆曾经是个帅哥，后来他英年早逝了;哈利曾经是个帅哥，后来他的演员是蛋妞（真不是黑蛋妞）;德拉科曾经是个帅哥，后来他秃了。结论：帅哥不配活在 hp 世界里! 活下去的都变丑了。作为一个颜控我觉得很虐，想一想，脑补一下，更虐了。世间最是伤心处，英雄末路，美人迟暮。", "question": "《哈利 · 波特》里有哪些细思极虐的情节 / 设定？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小猪配骑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWpbdtGtiacuwJuUMich61HhLD4lqNcrttmiatzrAyYQyrbGc8rbl9k19DA"}
{"text": "转业当变装皇后一年了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "一个是挣钱累出来的，一个是花钱累出来的。", "question": "农民工累出来的肌肉和标准健美人员肌肉有什么不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈，豆腐出了问题了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6414840"}
{"text": "终于知道为什么难吃了，因为筷子没开", "question": null, "star": 181, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9xr2fchwuj614015744q02"}
{"text": "把所有科目剔除得了，到时候考大学大家就抽签吧，全凭运气，机会均等，绝对公平。但这时候就有人问了：先抽后抽几率一样不？他把签先抽走了我抽到的概率不就小了么？众人一听很有道理，纷纷大吵大闹这时候就体现出数学的重要性了~", "question": "如何评价微博上的「数学滚出高考」这一话题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地球震动，产生的振动规模能让地面上的生物感觉到。", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "第五天的夜晚", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2396055"}
{"text": "点超大份餐却吃不完就回去了的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3688785"}
{"text": "乔巴……现在又重新点燃了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4850529"}
{"text": "轮船和波浪连续地升起。", "question": "这是丽莎的久违的精彩一集，那标题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6944329"}
{"text": "樱井：“我在newszero被批评了。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4485528"}
{"text": "华丽的躲过老师扔来的粉笔头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrQzARBWTQ0MwhiaKiaTiaNfUQhh634rMswfBcqhZ8W4um7rcP86NUPeZw"}
{"text": "如果模仿T-1000就可以做到。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387336"}
{"text": "玩“魔女宅急便”扮演游戏很有趣。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5619332"}
{"text": "九", "question": "似乎会很快被腰斩的足球漫画标题", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3746611"}
{"text": "大雄：小时候丢的竹蜻蜓终于找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPXgTVXVvsgwFvbuA0AyJ5OP1JL5DGicYGQz5aqeKOlNdice1Y2ym8eLXg"}
{"text": "南北方向的世界一周 -> 环球南北半球一圈", "question": "我不喜欢这样的环球旅行。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4906610"}
{"text": "哥哥，不行！我看到了意想不到的女孩子！", "question": "让我把你迷住吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2488775"}
{"text": "咖啡从冷到热分别是冰的、热的、常温的，您点哪种？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQwWtgTCicmpg5J5HCEHd4jfZUBMWN9Qicy5LK2AMAicmaKhUdwBSVGMRlQ"}
{"text": "分裂生殖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GDwAR9myjOkJrkyvdaGja9nWVe5taynibiaxFYpsxDelBuDSjaL7Ha8uDEQlfHAdHJfbncblEibELVA"}
{"text": "有请下一位怪人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggetktkgxqj210w10w7b7"}
{"text": "演员因儿童色情罪被捕。", "question": "如果收录天空之城的真人版会发生什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3220676"}
{"text": "多参加些乱七八糟的会议，主办方会发衣服留纪念的~", "question": "每月如何用 500 元丰富衣柜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抗日英雄们在讨论战术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TV6ibcL8q4IGHswJ4Xz243NBnxreriaxogz4ic1RKNFib3KFcYj5Iia62NCOjib2fPZicKmZNOSuFW411Jg"}
{"text": "樊於期：荆大侠您拿去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4R8MlbH029OFBBQCWNGk9N4UgsqIudyjjfBwaF1ib3rjt7RRoHDKQibF8Q"}
{"text": "只有爱和勇气才是朋友。", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "陷阱不管用。", "question": "在男朋友面前很爱撒娇。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6434283"}
{"text": "我有一壶酒，足以慰风尘。我有两壶酒，再度慰风尘。我有三壶酒，还能慰风尘。我有四壶酒，又想慰风尘。我有五壶酒，强行慰风尘。我有六壶酒，无银慰风尘。我有七壶酒，典当慰风尘。我有八壶酒，力竭慰风尘。我有九壶酒，嗑药慰风尘。我有十壶酒，乱葬野孤坟。---苍穹星斗转，人间四季分。未逢无尽夜，常见离乱人。凄凄荒草处，匆匆裙钗音。岁岁一壶酒，来者谓风尘。", "question": "如何续写「我有一壶酒，足以慰风尘」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为是初赛所以紧张得脸色苍白。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3431873"}
{"text": "到了学校才发现忘记带课本了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtE4wt12OY5mMn77G3Jn5EA1t3UXBE8HcQ7x2ZZCQWHK5j9VT7ZicFfeRg"}
{"text": "安拉，斗地主就差你了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MicDcFicAoqbvk4nqMb0pFnkgDEfHI7TN6o0q5qJhpdnlDcgIS7ACMKdQ"}
{"text": "嚣张的绑匪。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3104016"}
{"text": "这件事情啊，在我们法律专业上就叫做——大家早就知道案件败诉了，只是等着判决书宣布而已。", "question": "黄晓明杨颖宣布离婚，他们的婚姻遇到了什么问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有位教授，研究直销快三十年，直销业里面泰斗级的人物。春节回家，老父亲跟他说:\"快跟你妈讲讲，别再去参加XX传销了！\"===========反洗脑要求比洗脑更高。功力不够的话，很多时候只是帮别人培养小团体意识，陷得更深。", "question": "把一个人拉出传销和把一个人骗进传销哪一个更难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真正的米奇正在东京游行！你也差不多该说出自己的真实身份了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDyDz0DzloDBQeo3nPmaTt9m35zk2HZRAIKDOwsOk5ibm5cUOGFPs96zw"}
{"text": "不好意思。", "question": "请问这是什么部首的名称？", "star": 26, "type": "T2T", "image": "3821362"}
{"text": "一时分不清来自怪兽的亲吻是特殊攻击还是出自爱意", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba2VXIT6XjvOAAba7NOqaRlqlmwKzDEpKQxtJ0SH2g7OnoicQ4iczGJBQg"}
{"text": "录音机一样的孔。", "question": "别在吸管上加这种功能！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7072405"}
{"text": "你这卖五号电池吗我们快没电了", "question": null, "star": 174, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3uxqz3xfij61401aoagr02"}
{"text": "好厉害！就像漫画一样！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HkFVyBL8emn2EDUXqvJ1ZoIVjxJtlEwW85INAkGICZrC5CMXmrM0Abw"}
{"text": "“爸爸没有小腿的原因”", "question": null, "star": 310, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "验尿在厕所，不是这里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7npzJ8ZxNE64hAq6JyapOYY2JnJmEiaotpWCCiaSUMtcfOibWSryFmYeNvg"}
{"text": "与其说是想做的事情，不如说我做了个圣诞嘉年华，非常开心！", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "好消息：能洞察自己的感情状态坏消息：自己患有红绿色盲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJYtaYNksm5J6WDQ6onndoOjV10T3O3GH1vVYs7sSslBlLGSibaxxMnJA"}
{"text": "向我们走来的是？？？代表队！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "场景一：一个四五岁的小孩满院子跑，后面追着一位母亲，手里夹着根点着的香烟，「宝宝，再抽一口，听话，最后一口……」场景二：别的同学课间都在教室里吞云吐雾，家庭情况困难的小明由于抽不起烟，只能等他们抽完后，偷偷过去吸几口空气里残留的二手烟。放学后，善良的班主任刘老师把小明叫到办公室，从抽屉里摸出两根玉溪递给他，小明低着头，眼泪啪嗒啪嗒掉在地上。场景三：火车站，即将去陌生城市上大学的小军跟父亲告别，老人布满老茧的手从兜里翻出一个油纸包，「这是你妈连夜给你卷的旱烟，带着路上抽。」场景四：医院里，身患肺癌的张大爷正在剧烈咳嗽，一个中年妇女提着两条中华进来了，「爸，抽这个，对身体好。」中年妇女熟练地拆开烟盒，抽出一根点着，放到张大爷嘴边。张大爷嘬了一口，吐出烟雾，泪眼婆娑地看着女儿说：「还是你对我好，那几个不孝子……唉……」", "question": "如果烟抽了对身体好，那世界会变成怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们在画地图的时候会换一条附近的溪流做源头，然后交付地图出版社，然后就没有然后了。", "question": "如果长江源头没有水了会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坏人不好惹", "question": "为什么大家对坏人更宽容，而对好人却容易苛责?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "连续接吻世界纪录挑战中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6qIbPqdBFo4ibajMzg1LwkcmHSj6y4FA2LX90sDrfibYdrCicpOtjer0VQ"}
{"text": "比赛时间不够了剩下的选手一起上吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjG2PF0ibwPmXnlYIrgk4SNykianiacYpLvQ481MBGvmo9icqXP0tukQAzqag"}
{"text": "照你说的举起手来后，警察停止了开枪，但是北方民族的投掷却不停息。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "607430"}
{"text": "公交车怎么还不来呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6277679"}
{"text": "给它做为生日礼物，据说坐上去会很稳当并受到好评。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4251962"}
{"text": "刚要摸时发现是自己草率了", "question": null, "star": 239, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqa49ol1q6j611f12pqbm02"}
{"text": "谁刚才叫我小子？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3604816"}
{"text": "蓝蘑菇？苦菠萝？懂了，你叫草菊花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXT1uG2WKON5L15kCpb1gg67WZR59rEjoTSiaDduFic5c8ybaviaib8HemydQ"}
{"text": "旁边的收银台开放了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv2lw4vzbj20am09jwfe"}
{"text": "姨妈期的时候，我有时候怔怔的看朵云就哭了。", "question": "26 岁女朋友因为没吃到一种蛋糕哭了，这正常吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你忘了怎么读了吗？你真是健忘啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4144033"}
{"text": "冷裤的眼神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBups4STu9Meb8ibdhbb2lf0SOVibF1Soa5c6UG1nGchqCJ73bavq9bdcwg"}
{"text": "小朋友的圣诞愿望：希望世界和平", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJRX8e9JAzRCV1knVJH0YlG17CxS4RQLhJgpyv5sbM4v7GV3AckNyVkw"}
{"text": "我在NHK收看了节目，来收取收视费了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3992711"}
{"text": "「伯父~伯父~将女儿许配给我嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0nhui1uqpj30ci0elta2"}
{"text": "让我们观察时间胶囊。", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "我外甥女幼儿园中班作业是让带 24 个易拉罐去学校，点名要金罐王老吉，看起来好看……直接超市买了一箱，开喝。两人一罐下去决定倒马桶。隔了段时间要山花……秋天啊 rnm 的山花……到老家山上顺便放飞心情，捡了两大袋的不知名植物回来。我给动手做了个孔雀，拿了一等奖开心得不行。然后 tm 要轮胎！卧槽，轮胎啊……自行车轮胎，刚听到的时候，我脑子中第一个想法就是去撸小黄车小蓝车的轮胎……想了想这做法应该算破坏公物，放弃了。特地跑到别人修自行车那边弄了几条……我就在想，啥时候幼儿园跟他们对面的麻辣烫啥的合作，点名要他们的外卖盒，我们几个大孩子能开开心心地吃上好久的麻辣烫……", "question": "为什么现在的幼儿园总折腾家长？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "约定好的汇票会在支付日送来。", "question": "第一的黑心企业惊人的公司内部规定是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6542342"}
{"text": "大家听到了吗？那是年收入？不是月收入？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9tuylg504j30ci0elwiw"}
{"text": "高三班主任说他不抽烟的原因是……怕点燃我们这堆草包。", "question": "你的高中有什么有趣的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走进去，按下一楼到顶楼的所有楼层按钮，然后下去。", "question": "电梯开了，如果有一对相貌平平的夫妇在里面做些不雅的事情，你会怎么做？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6914281"}
{"text": "将漫画《BAKUMAN》的下半部分隐藏后会变成“RAKIIMAN”。", "question": "将就着说个谎吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4034652"}
{"text": "妈妈叫我一定要吃蔬菜，可是她自己却很胖。", "question": "只吃肉能减肥。只吃肉能减肥，只吃肉能减肥。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6613401"}
{"text": "小哥哥~第一次来这种店吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdho72i995j30ci0eldk1"}
{"text": "医生：只是普通感冒你：同意捐献", "question": "家长说考到985奖1w，我考到了，却不给我钱，说用来交学费，我可以告家长吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在实地实习中扣分无数。", "question": "每次考试都能得100分的铃木太郎，他最不擅长的是什么？", "star": 51, "type": "T2T", "image": "6843312"}
{"text": "有害的语言。", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "曾经和一个有好感的妹子打赌，输了请吃饭。结果我们各输一次，也就是一人请一顿。结果我脑子一抽，居然说抵消……然后就没有然后了……", "question": "撩妹力负 max 是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有人注意到床单上的蟑螂", "question": null, "star": 181, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4a89hheqrj61401hc7dm02"}
{"text": "三分烹饪", "question": "我讨厌这样的两小时特别节目。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4414979"}
{"text": "满满的回忆啊！", "question": null, "star": 894, "type": "I2T", "image": "7299474"}
{"text": "什么？已经到了穿长袖的季节啦？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9yvwnavhtj209u0an74z"}
{"text": "在大喇叭上喊「滴~呜~滴~呜~」的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkqxahsh9hj30ci0el0yi"}
{"text": "看谁能最像背景的颜色，比赛的胜利者是马里奥。", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505129"}
{"text": "小学时，有次上课，我不知发了什么疯，突然叫同桌妹子帮我剪指甲，因为那时我喜欢把家里钥匙挂在裤子上显得特成熟，钥匙上有指甲剪。妹子很好，就真的抓住我的手在桌子下面剪，而且很小心翼翼尽量不发出声音。可惜还是被讲台上的老师看到了，不过没看到桌子底下。只听老师一声大吼：「XXX，手在在桌子底下玩什么，把东西拿到讲台上来！」然后高潮来了，妹子一脸木楞，接着牵着我的手走到了讲台上。", "question": "有哪些超短却能让人笑抽的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别追了，别追了。真想追的，她吃鼻屎你也会想追的，根本停不下来。", "question": "发现我喜欢的女孩子会抽烟，该不该继续追呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汪汪睡冰冰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tmv05Xb85eiboZDoksVhQRXoxCoQ0nOQQzykAf0ibaiaKet0gibdIWeicZfl5g4G3F009ZggH6J42ovCw"}
{"text": "觉得足球也要加个规则，20 分钟后可以发起投降投票。", "question": "2014 年世界杯半决赛过程中德国进这么多球有错么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“多么希望我爸这个时候可以不小心踩到她的脚”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "我已经知道犯人是谁了", "question": null, "star": 377, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx43s41xnij60zz14qwkc02"}
{"text": "把我的走廊还给我！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1531262"}
{"text": "笑死我了the nine 翻译过来九这？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 ​", "question": "如何评价《青春有你 2》的出道组合名叫做「THE NINE」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这得引起多少龙卷风啊？", "question": "云南蝴蝶谷上亿只蝴蝶破茧而出漫天飞舞，如何看待这一现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "礼仪非常重要。如果为了礼仪，我甚至觉得地球怎么样都可以。", "question": "10月30日那天，请用礼仪的眼光看待马蒂，并且装傻。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1728756"}
{"text": "很简单啊，找朋友便宜点进手绘板再原价卖出去", "question": "一个美术生，如何靠板绘赚钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "东北人日常疑问：你怎知道我是东北 die，我觉着我说话没有口音呢。", "question": "正宗东北人如何练就一口标准的普通话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我已阅读并同意该条款", "question": "计算机世界里有哪些经典谣言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "讲个笑话吧。黑龙江这里，入冬之后，人们说气温的时候是不加“零下”俩字的，默认就是零下。有一年冬天，一个广东老板，第一次来哈尔滨玩，晚上下飞机直接坐车到酒店，没觉得冷。第二天早上问大厅前台，今天气温多少呀。前台说，22度。老板穿个短袖就出去了……", "question": "南方人在北方生活，有哪些搞笑的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有次深夜来姨妈把秋裤弄脏了，因为第二天要穿，所以打了盆水在厕所洗裤子，结果弟弟推门而入，看到眼前的景象愣着了，半天憋出一句话：“姐，你是不是杀人了！”", "question": "亲姐弟/兄妹之间要不要避嫌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人好像打算把我腌制在糖渍里...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5776678"}
{"text": "在哈尔滨旅行时认识的一个姑娘，旅舍一群人约着去吃烤羊腿，我们干了几箱大绿棒子，然后回去的路上，冷风一吹，她突然说她要亲我，我说不行，你死了这条心吧然后，凌晨两点零下十五度的哈尔滨大街上，她追着亲我撵了两条街，差点惊动了巡夜的警察", "question": "女孩子喝醉酒有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "花样游泳是明天哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib2JFlUoqjAq5jb3msKjgtIHbiaYQgNN465Iz3TOjnC7fKADXR1kdUpKw"}
{"text": "刚从守门员转行，还没摆脱职业习惯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9jPVM1GqQCKemx3jHN706TvGSNmP8vX64MjID6tjUGrhbDric5SStBeg"}
{"text": "好热啊！我可以进来吗？可以哦，这里很漂亮。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6479394"}
{"text": "座位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QloiasPKkuAib1NgLeLIyts5cM5n7icDFiarYpou6K5R8GLu7yuMjfSLt8tSPSzjkrRk8Z54JJJmOBlQ"}
{"text": "总理，您的头上掉东西了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279462"}
{"text": "我用赌上一切的棒球拳连续输球，最后走到了悬崖边上。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2387148"}
{"text": "不够的话我还有蛋白粉", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "这味道是不是像要拉肚子啊？什么？不是我啊！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "307873"}
{"text": "人脸识别不成功。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028212"}
{"text": "您好，这是我的名片。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "女朋友给我买的新will手柄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjCrKWPRMZOPYEFqoyOItZgVDzib9r1beKKbibQ4QNtGDZvxCpibz0RGvNT2BZvxQw7N3ZY3dUpOWA7A"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈！啊~真有趣！小夫，好了吧。广告插播了。小夫！喂…小夫？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3032799"}
{"text": "帮我带个饭，谢谢爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mg9sdWMu0dmo3SLHqOZtJRoGps38sfOibflPJse8WwTv1HeedtVXuxI3A"}
{"text": "今天嘴唇有点干不能士篇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzBLJRHoZeEYGNm2GbSiatxNF0cW6oK9oJ0EOaT7xKujJ0e4oK4RibNQD4y7pBfqHnW7ZLXoBwUnwQ"}
{"text": "记住三次约定！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7149694"}
{"text": "门口杂货铺。我问大妈拖鞋多少钱一双？她说 20。我说 10 块行吗？她说行，你要左脚还是右脚。", "question": "你认为什么是真正的酷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱、悲伤和坚强的心。", "question": "请用三个词联想出目前热门话题的那个人。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4717247"}
{"text": "钱爷爷走了，堀江也走了，轮到我了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6323850"}
{"text": "注意安全，再见。", "question": "最近很少听到的那个词。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2058024"}
{"text": "付给姑娘服务费", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQ6blSE2mjeC6f7etOU8GdfaZe89Io84iaeWTYY3ygOA41nnKQkhUNkCA"}
{"text": "课堂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYchibRnKJe8u3PFs84OYEz5O5icOODZAdCICM6JtL68zIPFvNlr8d405Q"}
{"text": "妈妈，我朋友来了你怎么还全裸啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1easwcsus2dj20by09w3zl"}
{"text": "文盲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHk7MrYib9vNCzjB2Dozb1HU1Q1p4g8E6OtiaY4X09iaiarRrmHldC1icct5FA"}
{"text": "往火里倒油。", "question": "请告诉我一个像中东地区会有的谚语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373904"}
{"text": "啊，这不是窗帘。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5776831"}
{"text": "戴上梦寐以求的透视眼镜之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nF03LGJ9u3Mu1LlzuiaU0TOtIYnicibpC4wAibsbS9eXAJ1V7yn3ZzpFHB9Q"}
{"text": "手机新出了牙纹解锁的功能", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyYePWReSUsN3rs3P7UqaK1aJLDjIR4RLtgJRWTGSibNwhdtQiakT3b5Zg"}
{"text": "杀虫剂...是吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379599"}
{"text": "生了，是个毛孩", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "买一杯香草拿铁。", "question": "买了台 MacBook Pro 后，需要围绕电脑买哪些东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "近视战队之：别打我，自己人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd43jg8tiatrWu4PiaL2T3CaBVktdoXKVJw9F82AiaDUXibI3AbZdClVTRRyA"}
{"text": "情况就是这样，我怀了园长的孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibdzaWRVZUv3ym3wNkpAw71p95tYTiaoZcDIpDjAmpcc5ctq4p02z0x6g"}
{"text": "东体育报的报道都是真的吗？", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "呜呜呜呜别自己收了，本人加州呆了八年回来工作，吃完麦当劳拿起盘子自觉准备去倒掉，被不知道哪里出来擦桌子的阿姨一把按住：「小姐！这个盘子你不能带走的！」众目睽睽之下我端盘子的手微微颤抖……很难受了。", "question": "肯德基麦当劳应不应该吃完自己收拾盘子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "将剩下的寿司细心地恢复原状。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4204070"}
{"text": "什么，温泉在后边，这是大门的景观喷泉？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTuDmlMKDvJ76Yh5Piabx4RaXDPw5YZg8rdYBSqfsX04k4meQmo15IEHg"}
{"text": "接下来就看秋山和山本两个人努力了。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516770"}
{"text": "一个人夜跑最怕的是遇到流浪狗。我曾被追了 15 公里，那晚我 PB！", "question": "一个人夜跑是怎样的感受？怎么才能更好地坚持？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "图书馆说不好，但每年那45本里面有42本是轻小说/漫画的事你老师没告诉你吧。", "question": "「据说，日本每人每年要读 45 本书，每个住宅区的居民只需步行几分钟就能看到图书馆」这样的话有依据吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不能喝不是黑咖啡的咖啡哦~ 啊，小冬菇，拿铁吗？（笑）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1348635"}
{"text": "明天是星期六。", "question": "用七个字让大家幸福。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5914100"}
{"text": "要不要先存档？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaf1a3gz4vj20bv09amy6"}
{"text": "网友会扒出我的照片「王一博妹妹 丑」「王一博疑似整容」登上热搜", "question": "如果王一博变成了你的哥哥，是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "‘将军，导火索是不是灭了？我去看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvRabnx9EDXu1uYPvvmXmnM7jLKYaHRnMfZ7aibfZIonJCzqOL2bjOdHGQ"}
{"text": "杂货店", "question": "仔细想想，告诉我七个由“盾”组成的汉字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7167437"}
{"text": "等一下，我没穿啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6698599"}
{"text": "我父母要离婚了！", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "大一时候一女生坐我自行车，我义正言辞地说：“手放老实点。。。”", "question": "有没有异性跟你暗示跟你交往，但你却木讷地错过了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十几年后，书桓去了我是歌手，依萍的研究生毕业作卖了好几亿，如萍变成电视剧制作人，杜飞转型做导演，雪姨成了网络红人，他们都有着光明的未来。", "question": "如果《情深深雨蒙蒙》有别的结局，那会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等着开拍ing……", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "在火车站分发隐形眼镜折扣券。", "question": "奥特曼在日常生活中遇到困难。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "829589"}
{"text": "在瑜伽垫上缓解大腿射击般的疼痛，尽情拉伸 Achilles 腱。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "2901992"}
{"text": "当然是躺着看啦！", "question": "猫是怎么看待人类模仿它的声音的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "变形金刚幼儿园时期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkjUWcUrDIxQ3yw2hlGHt1zUtrhBlwwSsgx9TX2XkrOtP64CNtBnyypQ"}
{"text": "最烂的那个先说话。", "question": "12 个人工智能机器人一直玩狼人杀，会出现什么情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肯定没错！因为我收到了两副口罩！", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 50, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "小孩子扮演搬家公司的角色，在做模拟游戏，开始安装空调。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622737"}
{"text": "我现在30岁了，仍然保持着纯洁。（语气坚定）", "question": "那没什么好骄傲的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366500"}
{"text": "哎呀！开着呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387463"}
{"text": "你想象一下有一个 19.9 公斤的动物突然吃个口东西突然会说话了，拉了个屎又突然不会了", "question": "假如地球上所有体重超过 20kg 的生物都拥有人类的智商，会碰撞出怎样的文明火花？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么牛奶？？我没看到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjKwGFBOQEqusGw2XUBNiandia4xf75KY6cmzHqlFUMsXt7KpPWnE6v7yg"}
{"text": "收录后还继续跟进。", "question": "我讨厌这样的逃跑中。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6752640"}
{"text": "换句话说，其实就是搭讪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5270799"}
{"text": "推荐！派列终极绝招辣椒斩击！", "question": "请问《爆笑战队忍者连者》的最后一集是哪一集？", "star": 85, "type": "T2T", "image": "3918897"}
{"text": "从精神与时间的房间出来后，发现外面的贝吉塔已经老了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3905156"}
{"text": "终于不用和兔子抢胡萝卜啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMT49iatLb9YjzDa7iblWupfY9H0l4fSQUvzEnvIt5pQic1ZdcSdCxDeib4w"}
{"text": "导弹发射了！这样五角大楼和白宫就同时高潮了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2032537"}
{"text": "师兄啊师兄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R5xg8FjsUc19oHSkC5wsMPpZicVPickRS9kTNW0cibz2xwAa5UicbWWRITPibxbOyIHPJApqWOJzhfUFQ"}
{"text": "可以。穿上以后，真龙附体，逢考必过，攻无不克。进出考场都是视线的焦点，大家会惊叹：你看，那里有一个大清皇帝来高考了！你可以振臂一呼：错！朕乃秦皇转世，高考必胜！10 块钱摸一下我的龙袍，好运，你值得拥有！但是你的赝品传国玉玺，怕是带不进去，因为不合规范。", "question": "可以穿龙袍参加高考吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在求职照片中被最先淘汰的那张。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3205606"}
{"text": "看看你这没见过世面的样子。", "question": "当被夸好看的时候，怎么回复比较礼貌不尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忘戴帽子出门也有打招呼的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjs69lqnqNFNpU4zTeszVdQOU1yOGXRKta36gPscJtNibf1ng4bvpCILA"}
{"text": "你努力多赚点钱比什么都好", "question": "为儿子以后泡妞着想，是让他学吉他好，还是学钢琴好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个装修客户，全款买了 2k 平的房子，为了装出欧式风格，跑去欧洲玩了几月，回来土建拆了改改了拆，然并卵，师傅和我以为他已经很好的被熏陶了，结果他还是要在花园里做个土灶，说为了杀过年猪吃柴火饭，唉。", "question": "土豪可以多任性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "元气", "question": "买五十个菠萝。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4463426"}
{"text": "题目太冷了！", "question": "按照规定人数来说，感觉有点生气的言论。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7263264"}
{"text": "你坐在一个程序员对面听哈。如果这哥们键盘敲的啪啪响，还时不时面露微笑。别急着崇拜。很多时候可能只是正在跟，测试组 / 美工组 / 产品组 / 运维组的美眉们聊天呢。如果这哥们的键盘是有规律，有间隔的，咔哒……咔哒……咔哒，而且面色平静。那么有可能是在拷贝&粘贴代码。如果这哥们眉头紧锁，东张西望，键盘隔好一会才敲一会，然又是东张西望。这才是有可能在开始编程。用键盘敲击速度来评价的，不是程序员，那是打字员", "question": "想知道那些编程大佬是不是代码都能记住，然后不用查百度就能啪啪啪打出来呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每天走太空步下坡的奶奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdhzhluhxrj30ci0el42d"}
{"text": "王子开始脱裤子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo6kweqrf6j20850b1aao"}
{"text": "你醒了？手术很成功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "年会抽奖抽中了吹风机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpSpLLWBaL5o27xr2srmEmmTf7iakmWRlicZkiaPZibDbd4icUCcbibKibY9QSA"}
{"text": "养了一年的珍珠熊，某天冬天忘记拿进去，白天把笼子拿出来通风晒太阳，第二天它就僵了，然后想着估计也老了，又冷，怀着悲伤又愧疚的心情把它埋了。长大以后发现仓鼠其实有冬眠，僵了拿吹风机有时候也会好，我又想起了我的蛋蛋，不知道它是真的死了还是冬眠就被我埋了，更悲伤了", "question": "你是如何误杀自己的宠物的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我最强力的防具是通过充值获得的，但是我误把武器买成了麦克风……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6526048"}
{"text": "小当家做的饭消化完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lr5yYIwvAnKXdlSAfc7iby2pnLUFs7AW5fuyfjHYgEQib1GVUpUVGQopog"}
{"text": "别怕，我们是基", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibSPBbDC32iaibHicPoibfDbpJdv0augp2ia105icTdWEIzfNyAmH5gFwzY1GA"}
{"text": "猜猜我右手大拇指为什么不见了", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "老师都要收卷了还按不出自动笔芯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJw55FdQl63tYvRicDTp8jJTl0VVkDUX1ZuIMsFkiaibgq3OyJMzTnc71rA"}
{"text": "哎呀！别踩我啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5749256"}
{"text": "如果没有可不可以推论出你做了一辈子单身狗？", "question": "如何反驳「现在写一封信，让未来的子孙坐时空机回来，把它埋起来，如果顺利的话，几分钟后就会有人来找你」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在婚礼上误把新娘的用心朋友认成了别人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "621596"}
{"text": "注意别晒红了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6888463"}
{"text": "alamy", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bSEXeic0vAdeDYUDVGMKYom4CcfIEz7qVpBicuG8UBcR6ChJwc0lVC0GQ"}
{"text": "今年的士力架冷得厉害。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450466"}
{"text": "先生，这里不是盲道", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "嘴边有食物残渣哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6445371"}
{"text": "不不不，在口碑不佳的公司工作不会让我感到羞耻，只有当我发现工资不如其他公司的时候我才会感到羞耻。", "question": "在口碑不佳的著名互联网公司工作，你是否感到羞耻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "场景传送点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfHSncLAIbBCPANkicicmBokibX01aG04yw2r5PAIYB4Vd3wMFvCYWVwjbwQ"}
{"text": "我提前走进了正在准备惊喜的房间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7059625"}
{"text": "我的心是不会被夺走的……去吧！风扇！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322598"}
{"text": "太好了！我还以为会灭绝呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7h6O4CIa0Pc1Y4XMVy4UBRVI3LpMZk20DCosHq0ruSxP6CoQV6Cqzs3w"}
{"text": "小便器装得太近了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GsrnZQSXAsoIPpkDve4NXq6Sy9AqBPBTiaUfWd94uXVdBc2t6uHnNLicMib7knlc7nwvSeZ2EXzGXEA"}
{"text": "我一般会夺过菜谱接一句：那可就由不得你了……", "question": "如何应对点菜时每个人都说随便的尴尬场面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大脑：各单位报告目前情况心：机能丧失 99%肝：机能丧失 99%肺：机能丧失 99%胃：机能丧失 99%脾：机能丧失 99%肾：机能丧失 99%大脑：外界援助已经无法扭转局势，肾上腺素储备还有多少？肾上腺：肾上腺素仅余 5%且无法再制造大脑：所有肾上腺素分配给神经系统及声带肌肉，准备给外界传达最后信息，其余各单位做好停机准备，本指令不再重复", "question": "为什么会有回光返照？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "疯狂的老人试图将临终体验写成俳句，在街头游荡。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6294012"}
{"text": "正道的光，照在了大腚上...", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "扑通扑通", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374941"}
{"text": "把它们吐到同桌的杯子里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIuOvFUW9NQR070IHE9IqRfQ5oS6SYPysg1nzVUBUGGW2z96Ar3GqoHg"}
{"text": "由于群聊服务器崩了所以我们改成人工的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrBicOVwyBL7Jpqyde6W2ibWl0s6YXWtBP7t5eMy4GQrEcxnp0KhOSDfXA"}
{"text": "这是很久以前看书学来的一句话，非常有效。当有人问出你不想回答的问题时，微笑着看着他的眼睛问：“你为什么想知道这个？”球就抛给他了。", "question": "聊天时，如何避开不想回答的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要有这种想法，他大概率看不懂。", "question": "怎么用数学系的专业知识表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔壁的嫌我太吵了", "question": null, "star": 507, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gilw1bzm0uj60xp18xjw602"}
{"text": "时间机器的坐标出错了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5671573"}
{"text": "终于实现真人版了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386533"}
{"text": "喂，是猪吗？我是猪。哼哼叫的是什么？哼哼。汪汪叫的是什么？汪汪。那我宰了你。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4551742"}
{"text": "父亲，这个熟透的香蕉给我吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4389078"}
{"text": "在这个世界上据说有三个和自己一模一样的人。那作品也是……剩下的你明白吧？", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "朋友也落榜了", "question": null, "star": 529, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobd38s9ajj611c11cn2l02"}
{"text": "Pumas are large, cat-like animals which are found in America....", "question": "有什么适合大声朗读、文笔优美的英文散文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世界的尽头。", "question": "试着用八个字来表示世界的终结。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7042511"}
{"text": "放假时间太长，已经想不起来宿舍有什么东西了(ﾟoﾟ;", "question": "等你开学的时候，宿舍什么东西可能用不了了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "面基", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBhqGeMBBBcIFzu6hel1kDgZCIn3QVEdUghtRGnPknIwqtrSnoTIeXzw"}
{"text": "夹在墙壁与书桌间出不去20年了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha5fz6w3dkj30ci0el0xc"}
{"text": "||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |", "question": "坦克是怎么转弯的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说好了寒假回家第一顿吃火锅，结果没有去吃，我一个乐观而又坚强的汉子委屈得差点儿哭了。", "question": "四川人对火锅痴迷到了什么地步？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到了 50 是不是感觉坟墓召唤你？", "question": "到 30 岁都还单身的话，有没有一种觉得身体在召唤你生孩子的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了提高收视率嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg87bsp3b9j30ci0elwfh"}
{"text": "诸葛亮先生，请您使用我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004241"}
{"text": "带两本杂志，比如一本《读者》一本《知音》，等船候车时看，看完就扔，对老人来说比看手机打发时间舒服多了，我家老妈在阿尔卑斯山小火车上看知音狗血看得津津有味，真是醉了，下来跟我说，哎呀真是享受啊。（知乎日报注：其中这位知友认真地分享了很多经验，但这句真的好好笑所以单独截出来了哈哈哈哈对不起这位朋友）", "question": "带年长的父母外出旅游，要注意什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是拐杖，仔细看是筷子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6841398"}
{"text": "「今天5月1日，5+1=6你学号6号，老师肯定抽你~』『那位回头讲小话的同学你来回答这一题』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h896nesd7oj30ci0el782"}
{"text": "我……我是影分身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8N2Hyu8mVE7ZHJbzHh6aRdDgBnhmiaiah0Oicy44xeddwvTRTaXRD5Fic4NA"}
{"text": "報吿祖啯亽囻，涐已詘艙，感覺峎ぬ。要说方言才对。", "question": "如果你是第一个登陆火星的宇航员，你第一句开场白会说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能用奶瓶喂养。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5938882"}
{"text": "男人没那么肤浅的，他们也不是只看脸，还要看身材呢。", "question": "长得完全不是漂亮的女孩，未来的路该怎么走？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数亿年前的地球旅游中逃跑的猿猴，竟然进化到如此程度。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376401"}
{"text": "快停下！我不是攻城锤啊喂！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ss0QibrtUICWC5Dx2mI70uu0MdbD2ARSbbVD5LhkoJ7iaiaZiaialQgVRpdRQ"}
{"text": "哎呀！又扯到我的右边乳房了……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6074911"}
{"text": "我戴着面具，在看不清前方的情况下离开了家，但最终还是和队友汇合了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6963284"}
{"text": "“呜~...没想到你会追到我这里来，而且还是光着身子...”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1320740"}
{"text": "龙的内裤掉了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967806"}
{"text": "遥控器呢？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "别傻站着了！", "question": "18版的TikTok被批评。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4099782"}
{"text": "魔术贴那一边的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5467732"}
{"text": "为什么都活在 21 世纪，你却问出了改革开放前的问题", "question": "为什么很多看起来很文静乖乖的女孩子纹身？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要从钥匙孔偷窥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs1ox9dkfoj30ci0eln2i"}
{"text": "请问继续吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939637"}
{"text": "我们学校，迟到三次就算一次缺席。", "question": "如何评价「正义或许会迟到，但绝不会缺席」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "千秋万代，我爱你！", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "开始爆破！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5tpjijwosj30ci0eln01"}
{"text": "我要出去一趟你俩在家要乖乖哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwex8oo290j30ci0el42g"}
{"text": "今年公司赚了 1000 万，要交 250 万的企业所得税，剩 750 万，要进私人口袋，再要交 20%的个人所得税，剩 600 万。大笔一挥，买两台劳斯莱斯。然后马上抵押给银行 / 金融机构，贷出来 800 万，银行利率低些，8%，但是钱要进公司账户。金融机构高些，年利率 12%多，但是有些可以进私人口袋。车计入资产，每年折旧抵扣（话说最近新规定好像 500 万以下都可以进成本），800 万变负债。每年可以开一堆保养发票，进成本。虽然有利息，但是比交 400 万税划算多了。还可以用来泡妹子。", "question": "一般什么样的人会开或者买劳斯莱斯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "攀比学识的两位其实只会写一字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtVa1eNYB87tN1HorIiaqq9XQZ0ILshA55pL2weHNicZIsgI6ClAetiayiaQ"}
{"text": "他声称没有借钱的记述。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "1841105"}
{"text": "字幕组开始了一天的工作", "question": null, "star": 9532, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "我快掉沟里了，你能往左骑一点吗？", "question": null, "star": 346, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnk7avfgwj60u0140gs402"}
{"text": "我想烧掉这个正在腐朽的美丽世界！灰烬~！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7263390"}
{"text": "人家被刺了，你还在说'哇，出血了，好可怕啊'，不是吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6073566"}
{"text": "犹大：下了毒后忘了是哪一杯了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVU6oGKJfzzjgBhbib0a2icmicgRGrd5MAPoLlTcJX0dDcuVON1ymOI0ZZA"}
{"text": "海绵宝宝在开电动车。", "question": "哎？小美人鱼的赞助商变了？为什么这么想？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6920839"}
{"text": "一个人去吃自助餐取餐回来后发现餐具已被服务员收走....", "question": "最孤独的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊猫的脖子被卡住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6841398"}
{"text": "Adobe公司的椅子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "我拿钟无艳清完一波野，然后去接了一杯水，喝了一口看到一个马超戳我，还跳来跳去，我喝完放下杯子，一锤子把它送走了……", "question": "如何评价《王者荣耀》的新英雄马超？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有别的调味料了。", "question": "为什么要在荞麦面上加拉面油？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6859306"}
{"text": "游戏很好玩。", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "掉下来的花瓶视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0tETDbHOucFLibqjPTficiaJaTrjoicgxxLBxbYt6xibuOib7UyBZYweuNGMDg"}
{"text": "无数次地描绘出五彩斑斓的吉米的未来，让人不感到厌倦。", "question": "将歌词中的君改为吉米。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6371226"}
{"text": "牛奶已经没有了吗？已经超过20点了，所以无法提供了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5680217"}
{"text": "进次郎说：“我们已经尽力研究了！”", "question": "您对这个问题做了全面的调查和研究，结果如何？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7151244"}
{"text": "看门狗叛变了", "question": null, "star": 407, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqx8lkrft0j612d13pjzg02"}
{"text": "一男子在海边捡到盏神灯，踩扁后，丢进了蛇皮袋。", "question": "你看到过最好笑的笑话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这书太狂热了卖不出去。", "question": "这本书太狂热了以至于卖不出去，它的标题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4219348"}
{"text": "谢谢谢谢，接下来请让天下雨吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6459259"}
{"text": "才发现双层牛肉堡没有两个牛肉堡划算", "question": null, "star": 188, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvyp7xgzkkj61171dldpc02"}
{"text": "哎呀！有蚊子。", "question": null, "star": 293, "type": "I2T", "image": "1411170"}
{"text": "课后大脑中的记忆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6759607"}
{"text": "我在捡到的笔记本上写了名字。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6546645"}
{"text": "鹿：请问……奈良怎么走？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4qdks6eauj20m30m3gok"}
{"text": "冬天上床后才发现灯还没关", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIExjHRkXN9EuI27H7SbzbAJPicoibdR1K5rWtx4HPr4cuPUJb88OHetHjw"}
{"text": "岛哥赢了一局。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3257074"}
{"text": "阵型是3-3-4。", "question": "介绍一下诞生于联赛中的阪神老虎队和另一支队伍的特色。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5023887"}
{"text": "冷宫有暖气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLc3eXQo2sqw3FdklACxegZ9mJCjgvI0DBUZuR7jcCkZasicIqECDxTNAQ"}
{"text": "镜子里就能看出是否被发现了婚外情。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "465493"}
{"text": "第一次学化妆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0HjRQckPKZKo6LN3THbqsyDyn4RuQMyF0cv0ycJSnJ2HwGyncnjfYMQ"}
{"text": "马桶视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4v000vae4j20mv0mvtap"}
{"text": "不要进攻苏联！如果你一定要进攻苏联，不要派第二装甲集群南下基辅，抓紧时间拿下莫斯科！不要对美国宣战！不要。。。哦哦，不是第二次世界大战啊！不好意思。既然不是二次大战，怕啥呢？只要干不死，就往死里干！干就完了，奥利给！", "question": "陌生人可以送给准备(考研)二战的我一句话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "波比“拿着……”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4822787"}
{"text": "铜锣锅的含义。", "question": "兆太郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6521519"}
{"text": "糟糕！老奶奶做饭的记忆越来越模糊了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387507"}
{"text": "有脚步声！敌人应该就在附近！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8qyf7wdjlj20f80ezmy9"}
{"text": "复仇者！集结！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "请提高税金。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7298266"}
{"text": "你还数数。。", "question": "遇见一个发28条信息都不回的学长怎么追？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接到好友哭诉被困悬崖的求助电话后急忙驱车两小时赶了过去看到现场后握紧了拳头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpluwckfhrj30ci0elgtn"}
{"text": "政治也会变。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 215, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "当然有加成。我们去年年会的时候，程序员小 A 中奖得了一个机械键盘，还是巨贵那种；然后他第二天就换上机械键盘来敲代码了，我们都觉得这样有点暴殄天物，不用不如卖掉换其他物品。然而一周之后的周会上，我们就知道其深深用意了；例会开完，领导突然说了一句：「你们多跟小 A 学学，每天我都听到他噼里啪啦认真工作的声音。」", "question": "一款合适的机械键盘是否对于敲代码有加成？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（啊...从昨天开始就没摘过避孕套）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5801713"}
{"text": "哎呀妈妈！买曼联吧！", "question": "这个人很任性，要求很多，一共有1000个愿望。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4808040"}
{"text": "手首束缚平衡球减肥", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2430747"}
{"text": "快乐地生活。", "question": "帅的人就可以稍微犯点小错误，告诉我极限在哪里。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4130688"}
{"text": "公布结果啦！", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "5890628"}
{"text": "大哥！不能扩散没有版权的图片哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5046361"}
{"text": "真的吗！？我也可以去？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsjupkr0lzj30ci0el0we"}
{"text": "老师：作业没带让你妈送来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mtxQnQrFfjlRcbql8bbLq5542zTdXia1OqeH6aEIghIEZpC4ibZUrSnBw"}
{"text": "这是我在知乎见过的最切题的回答了，这个问题下的每个明星我都认不得。", "question": "你追过最糊的明星有多糊?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "球过来我就跑。追过来，跑。过来，跑。过来，跑。打不中。哈哈哈哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3181115"}
{"text": "吃烧烤，我必须坐门口那桌", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "快乐的焊接工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60amrUVTeAQ6JLIVl73Yv0hH9xAaMZrEibpuLWWoQ8MrOT8anI5SZnMBA"}
{"text": "废品只是一瞬间的事，别乱来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387046"}
{"text": "「对不起！你没事吧？打到哪里了？」『……眼睛我要告诉老师！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxcnmfft29j30ci0elgpr"}
{"text": "请摘下眼镜并瞪大眼睛", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "进村了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "同行十二年，不知木兰是女郎。", "question": "你读过最伤感的一句诗是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这下FBI追踪不到我了吧～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvoc04urr0j60ci0elq6202"}
{"text": "那儿有个模仿发型的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5464639"}
{"text": "看到情侣就随便点火……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6876875"}
{"text": "我们一般不把身高接近两米的巨汉叫做「普通老百姓」……", "question": "关羽失荆州后，为什么不乔装打扮成普通老百姓逃回益州？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次在饮食区，服务员反复说着“鳗鱼饭四份~”的冷笑话时，全场观众都会低头苦笑。", "question": "在大阪万博会中，吉本可能会做什么样的展览呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4189717"}
{"text": "你回家的时候妈妈告诉你6岁的表弟在你房间玩了一会儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuu66ksIHDV4xpAykAer7HF5xibvhLFc153Ibl7ecgehKAIbe1ulYibUoaQ"}
{"text": "兵兵球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mOS0Ff4aicqRnOSdNgsHnoWvDohXdb56sic6Bzryok6x5K90B8VicciceKA"}
{"text": "没有啊我真的不知道你掉的五块钱在哪里，我很忙先走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8k5UsHd7aicv5e3VDfZSTTHle0sicq1o3ztqNPfCyVicy2nyHQpJjCch8Ug"}
{"text": "一起回去吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h36h90v4hkj30ci0eldh8"}
{"text": "M先生目睹了他贿赂K先生的全过程。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2989562"}
{"text": "桃子顺着水流走了。", "question": "请把这个故事讲完。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6791241"}
{"text": "哦！下一个才是绝育手术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHFTibzGL2ZWQYfcNX1re43jJhpj4gePzreMY9N4VTvIeupZibgIFGnukw"}
{"text": "你成功的让我想起初二被学校劝退的事了，当时老子以为不听劝就可以", "question": "被皇帝赐自尽后，可不可以不自尽而逃跑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星期五是十三号。", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "等等见到我爸妈之后不用紧张，正常就好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJoY8ywEeguhYwUOSicf5Rq5icpe4KiaTYhVqUC6BvekiawThZX92RIhhdgLw"}
{"text": "一方面相信希望永远存在，另一方面坚信它永远不会属于我。", "question": "什么叫做悲观？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "11连抽的结果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUeIJ66Sjz7c3m0r9Mic1yO8mCG7waq9wzWLRKDpjwXn8Uibhvvbb6SSJnzD2k5HxJxZKfjBO2Vceg"}
{"text": "那天我看到大家冲我也跟着冲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZkJKTZPgelzxG9wd1nuUfvrfWSULfFMCWgRAPweSTsY91shltyb8ujQ"}
{"text": "敌人的孩子", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "大拇指挂了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6512801"}
{"text": "穷人什么苦都能吃就是吃不了学习的苦", "question": "最能燃起你学习激情的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大象～大象～你的鼻子怎么那么长·", "question": null, "star": 166, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu112vrdmyj60z41audn302"}
{"text": "等我三分钟。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3040706"}
{"text": "木鱼的节奏加快了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4503121"}
{"text": "他俩负责把下一枚订书针及时送到主人手里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eehw6dw2gmj20bm0a9js8"}
{"text": "三句话让男人听了我三句话。", "question": "有哪些「听君一席话，如听一席话」的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每天都有新鲜的母乳非常感谢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYQRCiahcGRuWicJcUyL48W79dnqeTLF7icdG0DGicdAsbhjF7uhCibnSFe5A"}
{"text": "不是聊政治蠢，是有的人是这样聊的：「哎我觉得咱们国家现在这么 NB，就应该把某国某国都给灭了；哎国家这几年经济不行了，我家门口的煎饼摊都不出了。」", "question": "为什么很多女生觉得男生聊历史很有魅力，聊政治却很蠢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一台虚拟机，一湾资源池。阑珊几叶内存碎片，探出一支空指针。一浪数据流，一声寻址令。一座工程，就地化作一片残垣断壁。一抹错误栈，却无处觅得一丝线索，一缕痕迹。一杯咖啡，一屏代码，一夜无眠，一声叹息。", "question": "形容虚拟机的量词，应该用「个」，还是「台」呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不仅仅是性爱，你对陌生人做出很多行为都构成骚扰：1.早上八点邀请一个拿着公文包等公交的青年男子去打篮球2.考试前五分钟邀请不认识的异性同学一起上厕所3.在网吧门口拉住路过买菜的妇女要求与其一起玩游戏4.在超市买东西的时候邀请收银员帮助你学习宏观经济学5.不遗余力地向小学生五年级女生推销壮阳药6.因为坚信外星人的脑控射线而尾随在环卫工人背后一路为其打伞7.在院子里看到一只黑猫然后给他起名字叫小白并且每次见到它都亲切的呼唤8.邀请广场舞领舞大妈一起看《星球大战》", "question": "为什么直接向陌生人提出性爱请求是性骚扰行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "俞兆林 真厉害", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "感觉", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "你已经死了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5770004"}
{"text": "「哇~好赞耶~更衣室看得一清二楚」「快让我也看一眼啦！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn76fbbh2sj30ci0eljvj"}
{"text": "猜拳后根据对方出的手势变换能赢的策略。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "——「老公……」——「买！」", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的推理桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对朋友千年杀后发现认错人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2o1r2n82aj30ci0elgo7"}
{"text": "西瓜很酸。", "question": "这家寿司店可能是间谍窝，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6783122"}
{"text": "对于梦醒之后感到不安", "question": null, "star": 197, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtea04b36gj611a1dpqcr02"}
{"text": "帮我保持住我的身体！这是三重跳跃啊啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5867360"}
{"text": "新认识关系还行的妹子，过几天就能让她不再理我……", "question": "你觉得自己牛逼在哪儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全军覆没", "question": "你的生活被拍成了电影，那么这部电影的标题是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3424575"}
{"text": "月全食", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em0bp33ygwj209s0bijsq"}
{"text": "换频道还是那个广告。", "question": "像得到了闪闪发光的十元硬币一样的好事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1512314"}
{"text": "点睛之笔", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6760177"}
{"text": "醒来后看到陌生的天花板。", "question": "我越来越觉得我已经老了。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6087375"}
{"text": "和朋友一起去搓一顿，商量好了大家 AA，饭后，我拿出一半的饭钱，然后眼睁睁看着他拿出一张 5 折优惠券……", "question": "与套路很深的人交往是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海啸", "question": "把曲名用字母表中的七个字母拼出来，会很有趣，试试看吧。", "star": 319, "type": "T2T", "image": "7341932"}
{"text": "赛车游戏中换装扮的实际操作", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "双脚骨折无法移动后被人当成了碰头地标", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvb9c8c0lpj60ci0eldk902"}
{"text": "鼻子有磁性", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "你看什么看，滚开！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5990754"}
{"text": "可怕的是，我们的家长一直在通过陌生人认识自己的孩子。", "question": "如何评价《可怕的是，我们的孩子一直在通过动漫认识世界》一文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们要去北京。", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 264, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "我要去玩《超级马力欧派对》。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4511008"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6034789"}
{"text": "在我大概 5 岁的时候，还在上幼儿园。那时我有每天晚上洗屁股的习惯，一天晚上准备洗屁股时，我妈指着我洗屁股的小帕子上的一点点铁锈（挂在铁钩上沾的），说那是血。然后郑重宣布，我来月经了。于是拿了一个卫生巾，帮我搞上。第二天，我就带着卫生巾去学校了。上厕所时，忍不住向同学炫耀了一番。然后有些同学就回去告诉他们父母了。然后好多父母都知道了。然后接送孩子时，我妈就跟那些父母哈哈大笑了。当时知道真相的我只是因为被骗，有点生气。等到十几年后，想起来我简直是想死。 而且我还是男生。", "question": "你有哪些想想都想去死的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上头让我对犯人钉紧点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaILFTEQkibZDfHKRAqf8ZbWiaFEMkj3vNFqNM9evYC0YK7LJEHvM9hKoaw"}
{"text": "网络直播", "question": "台风来的时候绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4714244"}
{"text": "搜索记录", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl4s7d980gj30ci0elafa"}
{"text": "用一颗龙珠强行召唤出来的神龙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ednj4u05jhj20b0094gm6"}
{"text": "上半身的衣服都被剥光了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861819"}
{"text": "大雄会自杀吗？", "question": null, "star": 3486, "type": "I2T", "image": "1519440"}
{"text": "是谁打碎的花瓶？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCqVwSVicRW1WctOevHsO2xr7DDAhDhUicib087ODBgGASojNia2zvhs4YyWg"}
{"text": "话说回来，手术对象说不定弄错人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl9fjk6vnuj30ci0eltec"}
{"text": "为了赚钱，边唱歌边走进店里。", "question": "我在KTV，店员用奇怪的眼神看着我，为什么呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6630059"}
{"text": "紧张感的BGM", "question": null, "star": 176, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hd2rz99jiej614016a45k02"}
{"text": "对不起，我妈不让我和陌生人讲话的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRXQ30Ll5p0T6AiaNe6LR9icGDSXrdqJlVTmQh707xtJxjNQNECvVvZWYw"}
{"text": "隔壁邻居？他/她半年前搬走了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1137245"}
{"text": "求这个面积。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4980715"}
{"text": "我们动物园缺个大猩猩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6c6utg91sj30ci0eljur"}
{"text": "不让你发现他们可以提前半个小时到。", "question": "为什么飞机商务舱一直拉着帘子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要打羽毛球出去打", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy5bv6xls0j30ci0el432"}
{"text": "啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4vslehfecj30ci0eljx2"}
{"text": "呐，你知不知道我爸爸是这个公司的高层啊？很厉害吧？哎呀，真的吗...好厉害哦...顺便说一下，我是这个公司的董事长。", "question": null, "star": 153, "type": "I2T", "image": "7002783"}
{"text": "拥有梦想。", "question": "孩子们本来可以做到的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386330"}
{"text": "人死亡时，手机会收到通知。", "question": "设计笔记的新规则。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5597183"}
{"text": "请按顺序点击图中的文字", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "看见我的假睫毛了么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoqftq7vl7j20ap099mys"}
{"text": "这是笔吗？不是的，那是帽子。", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "都说了切菜时要四指并拢，不然容易切到小指", "question": null, "star": 601, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj2srawq4fj60ya16fagn02"}
{"text": "中国四大画家齐白石画虾徐悲鸿画马李苦禅画鹰周杰伦画饼", "question": "周杰伦发文称「新歌 MV 已拍，其它请去问方文山」，你对他的新歌有什么期待？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "粉丝信", "question": "给宠物瓶饮料的名字加上或改一个字，让它变得更有趣吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7297978"}
{"text": "在朋友圈点赞并留言：「咦，这是谁？长得真好看！」在被严厉批评过之后，第二天又点赞了她发的，她一个我没见过的室友的照片。「才几天没见又漂亮了呢！」", "question": "如何委婉的评价一个女生P图过了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闺蜜p的合照", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "脱衣时从头开始。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6980833"}
{"text": "我们厂一个月就用 54 吨水，刚交的水费", "question": "两个人租房一个月用了54吨水正常吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在浴池里投入了冰块。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7205149"}
{"text": "高桥说他是海王子。", "question": "你说的是像人鱼一样充满魅力的事情吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309473"}
{"text": "如果只是餐桌上应付亲戚，就给一个微笑，说签了保密协议，细节不方便透露就可以了。记得微笑。", "question": "春节回家，你要怎么和父母介绍这一年都在实验室干了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被解雇的理由虽然很长但还挺有道理的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7k42pszdfj30ci0el3zn"}
{"text": "只有题目的主人能得到星星的冷笑话。", "question": "即使变成了化石也没有价值的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389230"}
{"text": "是我吗？就是那次发明的蓝色发光二极管啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "511739"}
{"text": "我老觉得自己特别好看", "question": "你是什么时候对自己的审美产生怀疑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正一被打败了，流出的血。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5664113"}
{"text": "喂！刚才在这家店买的蟑螂里竟然混进了方便面！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1783377"}
{"text": "两个刚打完架的同学被老师要求和好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8reSN2KQgjluhONlicQyWiaic8Mv2BvBiaOsyveBs0fQ7VhUzpCO6WtLeicg"}
{"text": "南米版的唐老鸭", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3100862"}
{"text": "你告诉你奶奶她做的香肠太好吃了之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvS4sSwDq9vQpCrUxxKC10ViaPxic3YQmsEr55eYgJsWibkFws04GqT1Lb3Q"}
{"text": "好的啦，因为对方道歉了，所以什么都原谅了。", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "灵魂出窍、四只手和巨大化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4ygIGRE54DibeE7vvdWeibRFwEy9RYNoWGvIrWjWfHKTn2vT9lhicQyWAA"}
{"text": "「你嘴好臭啊」「你也是」「「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈」』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertio9imfnj20ar0ao3zw"}
{"text": "一分钱不花就完成了。", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "老头子是光头。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6883738"}
{"text": "两历 Gap Year 的主要收获是：1、平常没毅力做的事情，别指望休息时会做。2、旅行的收获其实是没用的。", "question": "经历了 Gap Year 的人，你们觉得是值得还是后悔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "越狱的瞬间被看守发现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIp0EmbNzgnvQ6dmQS6k6OsAe6p4OKY9Y8MjhiadlB3a0hC3qs8Fk8BD6w"}
{"text": "放心啦～医生第一次手术他也害怕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1himovrnf4zj30ci0elq5v"}
{"text": "请你马上拿着牙刷过来。", "question": "以“一”开头并以“一”结尾的词语。", "star": 26, "type": "T2T", "image": "2301057"}
{"text": "漫展上互相当作没看见的亲兄妹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fzthctn2p6j21mc1mbwwh"}
{"text": "我记得福原爱发过一条微博，是关于一个日本手机游戏，配图是这个游戏的截图和自拍。然后评论区就是一些很常规的，什么表白爱酱咯，爱酱好可爱啦，也有问这个游戏的。但是有一位网友和所有人画风都不一样。这位网友非常诚恳且耿直地评论：这上面都是日文，你看得懂吗？", "question": "外国人中文十级是怎么样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在豪华的地段开一间街机厅，里面只有抓娃娃机，难度调到最低，找个休息日蹲在旁边，看着一个个小伙子把他女朋友最喜欢的那个娃娃抓给她。", "question": "如果不考虑薪水尊严面子，你最想从事什么工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "必杀：扯你内裤！", "question": null, "star": 270, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1hd50gmgnj4j61401770zh02"}
{"text": "在付了一大笔医疗费后，澡堂老板终于在浴室门口放了防滑垫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrLJSPQabYic6bWFeicxicZvUPJ00b4vPrluOEHhWndPrZ9ltuqrlt9LNiaw"}
{"text": "给出车祸的孙子转完钱后才想起他就在旁边#老年人电话诈骗梗#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6sfz7knzdj30ci0elwi8"}
{"text": "当我的爱冷却下来的时候。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3886791"}
{"text": "收到老妈发的！过得好吗？」后回复在跟大家一起喝酒！超快乐的啦~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu106eckfoj30ci0el401"}
{"text": "噗噗……这下不会开枪了吧～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsou6ynnjoj30ci0el41s"}
{"text": "有次半夜喝多了要回家，叫了辆专车。谁知道点错了叫成代驾，10 分钟后司机来了一脸懵逼。我问：「你车呢？」他问：「你车呢！」最后他骑了个折叠自行车给我送回去了……", "question": "乘坐出租车 / 网约车的时候，发生过哪些让你难忘的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数字3恐惧症晚期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb4i1pdy8vj20bj0cbdgt"}
{"text": "生、生了吗？颜色呢？我儿子什么颜色？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heiyzeb94uj30ci0eljvs"}
{"text": "STAP细胞是存在的！", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "看完之后第二天我又去看了，因为怕这辈子再也看不到这么烂的片子。", "question": "烂片究竟能烂到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星星给不了。", "question": "和2C版本相比，在用手机应用版本进行打诨时感到不方便的地方。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "2777071"}
{"text": "玩俄罗斯方块第一块就放错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea4nes8jtvj20b60c10tm"}
{"text": "就等彩票开奖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwnwbsq76kj30ci0el77t"}
{"text": "说了多少次让你买把大点的伞", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "传说中的炸弹处理专家出事了。", "question": null, "star": 2067, "type": "I2T", "image": "6619624"}
{"text": "前方有危险，女司机及时打开了安全气囊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibb9iaXd7IialGNenZqWw0DvISdYmBskI65XNuibibf6fr9fWt1ia8QqnDWeA"}
{"text": "联谊上全是男同事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8AVCmpaIzgLxbPLpyla17UN30kLqZzyceskKxEZXZIg9NSFoibENCqAA"}
{"text": "冷静点！俺是狗狗的可能性也不能排除嘛喵！糟咧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hapdl319yxj30ci0eldkf"}
{"text": "上课时收走了学生好多东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6thh2p8mgj30ci0el0u5"}
{"text": "是磁悬浮啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqick21xicoCLzfqOGHwHEyhhe3m6xDJtLDibibpBHKibVus6LMojY5D8ZejCQ"}
{"text": "很不熟但还是要与同事比心拍照时", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "La La Land 获奖那段是他们脑补的闪回。", "question": "奥斯卡 · 如何看待 2017 年奥斯卡最佳影片颁错？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欢迎下次再来偷哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3a5d0kLCDqbHHC2ZAThz0acd9zP2e3kNgibNw5KCgRiabItLvHgDv7Dog"}
{"text": "偷自行车的人太坏了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6868710"}
{"text": "我非常期待去伊藤洋华堂。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "眼下的肉疙瘩", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383327"}
{"text": "人质虽然被刀架在脖子上了却狠狠地住了嫌犯的命根子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG31scbkWLFyJJDX7at6FAUx7YexlauQ7ICkxn1AK58rOpLMk7icLBEPvQ"}
{"text": "但愿他们一切顺利。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6531144"}
{"text": "เสด็จให้มาทูลถามเสด็จว่า จะเสด็จหรือไม่เสด็จ ถ้าเสด็จจะเสด็จ เสด็จจะเสด็จด้วย摘自泰国文学名著《四朝代》里的一段内容，翻译大意如下：“皇后娘娘遣（我）来请示公主殿下，公主殿下是否去（大殿听经），如果公主殿下打算去（听经），皇后娘娘也一同去（听经）。”加粗下划线部分的เสด็จ大家可以看到是同一个单词。泰语中针对皇室成员的称谓、动作情态和事物需要使用一些特殊用词，即皇语。有时候指代多个皇室成员的称呼和行为动作，都会用到同一个词。如果用“喵”字来替代这个词的话……这句话就会变成：喵让我来问喵，喵要喵吗，如果喵要喵的话，喵也喵。然后得到回复：喵说喵要喵，如果喵也喵，喵会很高兴。这么神奇的对话不看 / 听上下文我想会非常难以理解。当然皇宫中侍从们大约已经能很熟练地转化理解了吧……---------------------------------------- 我是卖安利的分割线 ----------------------------------------------怂恿对泰国社会人文风俗感兴趣的小伙伴去阅读这部泰国文学名著《四朝代》，网上可以搜到中译版电子书。这本书描写的内容相当于泰国的《红楼梦》，要看儿女情长有，要看贵族家族兴衰有，要看历史的潮流推动国家巨变也有。----------------------------- 评论已变宠物店ˋ( ° ▽、° )----------------------", "question": "各种语言都有哪些能把人玩死的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说你塞牙了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqXTHzFMxtWicD9V0pmYLdwrFy76UTuuSLNNSEYe056Qu8CQ4pzLI0xxQ"}
{"text": "寻找丢失的姨妈币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoDiaczGVWRbWx1BIprRt7Leov3ibNDeKXbV7qibtzSWMAnzet21xkbUFyA"}
{"text": "兄弟，你上车前看的片子到底有多劲爆？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3ib5nMaNN9pVpL29Ih3sRJBl18QxkVkcbHicnTvxOde5EWkWK85v8m66A"}
{"text": "什么时候还我三十五万的开瓶费？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7205522"}
{"text": "真遗憾啊！八爪鱼浦岛也不来帮忙！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3374075"}
{"text": "地上的钱我压住了", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "汤婆婆跌倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy7nimpxalj30ci0el0wx"}
{"text": "这样就能成为海豹了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5p1fJBppKFkYS8icGXWlia6riaibr2Hw41odxv4xiayibvLh1wIcaKWmeIcvA"}
{"text": "快给我拿些带骨头的肉来，不然我的肚子会饿得不得了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "374261"}
{"text": "小心别掉下来，从下面看着你。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6511257"}
{"text": "因为它完全符合了互联网对用户这么多年的训练：如何通过填充满满的信息占据掉人的时间最后达到什么信息都没传递的效果。", "question": "为什么法国短剧《总而言之》的 Bref  剪辑风格这么受欢迎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结局是NG镜头。", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "混迹黑白两道的大哥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1h8GyojbZcLgjqSuvUbLNvuR7iciauGCBNib980BAEl6pDDKt1ibIL9o8ww"}
{"text": "靠装傻进入殿堂。", "question": "请告诉我如何忍住打喷嚏的技巧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6683155"}
{"text": "哎呀呀不是啦.你可别误会了哦...你听我给你解释呀...其实呀...是那个.", "question": null, "star": 222, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurpc0r7n2j610l14449g02"}
{"text": "查兰波掉进去了，体育老师陷进了垫子里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6843308"}
{"text": "每次我都会给隔壁座位经常和我说话的女孩一块口香糖，但是我没有告诉她原因。", "question": "请你温柔地教我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6072301"}
{"text": "被热气掀开的泡面盖", "question": null, "star": 146, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h48vdnjr4sj61401hcdsi02"}
{"text": "妈 拿袋子我要吐车上了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "人妻的新面孔！", "question": "请给著名的台词加上人妻的元素，使其显得俗气。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "6690774"}
{"text": "嘿嘿怕了吧！让你看看我这把沾满剧毒的飞刀的厉……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eprg9mnz0sj20bw08umz1"}
{"text": "在这里我没犯傻。", "question": "如果能使用各种各样的超能力会怎么样？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2251436"}
{"text": "欢迎光临DOMDOM汉堡店！", "question": null, "star": 156, "type": "I2T", "image": "4568734"}
{"text": "吃素吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348338"}
{"text": "地震时躲在桌子下面别害怕哦，桌子比你更害怕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9FUJQgC65sPLBHmcWpdGkR8lMwIfkto2TrRCevmZlNngzwTtjMzjDdw"}
{"text": "大雄的父母总是妻子比丈夫高。", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "你以为年轻时不赚钱，老了身体就不会垮了么？", "question": "年轻的时候一心赚钱不注意健康，还没老身体就垮了，值得吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，由于写法错误，地图上的某个地方我看不懂了……虽然现在正在进行自卫队的演习。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7288152"}
{"text": "触屏手机就这点不好", "question": "拒绝了我的人偶尔来我空间看一看，是抱着什么样的心态来看？是想看看有没有交往的可能吗？还是我想太多了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "班花举牌", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "以为赶不上拍合照，幸亏窗户开着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibE6eJOKVxMVriaLJVPa4Tmib5zg5iaH7pVrBdleXUzFdeUyZ785MTqmn3w"}
{"text": "如果你只看集锦，会感觉每个球员像是球星哦~", "question": "在网上看到关于中国的各方面状况都很差感到很可怕，该怎么去适应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "樱桃不知道。", "question": "只听我爱你就能让人变得强大吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2106887"}
{"text": "小时候嘴比较馋，喜欢买汉堡吃，由于只喜欢吃汉堡中间夹的肉，汉堡的面包通常是浪费的，很长一段时间因为汉堡不能单买肉饼以为憾事。后来在店里看到一哥们儿，只吃汉堡带色拉的面包，不吃肉饼，从此我们两个一拍即合，竟有伯牙子期的感觉。有一次轮到他买汉堡的时候，说到最近零花钱不够花，只能家里偷拿几张，只见他从包里拿出一张和挂历一般的一整面百元大钞「 这是假钞吧！」我说。「不知道,看看能不能花出去。」他说。在懵逼和脑补被店家抓到用假钞扭送公安局的担心中，我俩用美工刀把小心翼翼的把这张挂历大小的百元钞票切了两张下来。然后顺利地花了出去。我们开启了合作切钞票的模式，我也一直默认他家是做假钞的，每次都像犯罪一样紧张得不行。直到后来我知道那叫连体钞。", "question": "你有哪些大开眼界的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里疼说明你肾虚哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdb9n7SG7UZ55LPhQ4wibanLoHcK0icacVIQGicsHSQueaEEicoxrBvjhPQTQ"}
{"text": "你们店可以带人类入住吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8e5layki6j30ci0elq7e"}
{"text": "四星", "question": "用四个字打动我的同情心。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365219"}
{"text": "赌徒之路：圣战砂之歌", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6738321"}
{"text": "一个屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIO93zqWfzDPT1U3HutBC6w3CtFho0RV46icNDbusEc7je8dIbtrrmVQA"}
{"text": "Rose 和 Jack 会结婚吧。", "question": "如果冰的密度比水大，这个世界会有什么不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每播放一次动画就会变大。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6844255"}
{"text": "有一天，小金鱼游回了家，喊道「妈妈妈妈，为什么负数会存在呢？」只见金鱼妈妈放下了手里的工作，拿起了三根刚捉的小虫。「别急，你看，我把三根小虫左右分成一根和两根，那么左边的小虫比右边的小虫少几根呢？」「少一根。」小金鱼急忙回答道。「那左边的小虫的左边有几根小虫呢？」「没有小虫，所以是 0 根，」小金鱼回答道，「我知道了妈妈，你是想说 0，1，2 构成了等差数列吗？」金鱼妈妈想了想说，「不，我想说，0，1，2 是模 3 的剩余类。」小金鱼说，「可是妈妈，这跟负数有什么关系呢？」金鱼妈妈突然很慌张，「你怎么还记得你刚问了什么？！」", "question": "有哪些清奇的脑回路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上好，已经感冒好了吗？“多亏了……从我成为全部12个委员（包括学习委员和图书委员）的理由开始听吧。”", "question": null, "star": 9097, "type": "I2T", "image": "2107520"}
{"text": "真的好烦啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5568913"}
{"text": "求雨。", "question": "台风来的时候绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4714244"}
{"text": "把我的叶绿素分开给你，靠近你后褪色了，爱情结束了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "96158"}
{"text": "你们再仔细想想，原来的放假方式：4 月 27 号 -5 月 5 号，两个双休 + 一个五一，放 5 天。现在的放假方式，补 2 天放 4 天，4 月 27 放假，有没有发现还是放 5 天。这不是放 4 天假，是放 1 天假。既然是放假，放假，为什么要补班？ 补班的放假不叫放假，这个叫调休。我们公司大小周，我 27 号周六要上班，意味着我要连着上 9 天，你觉得我会开心吗？", "question": "如何评价 2019 年五一放假调整？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以啊！诸葛亮围陈仓，攻祁山堡，令人在上风区架起数口大锅，日夜现煮方便面，十里飘香，再令人唱起秦腔，不久守军士气低落，出城投降，史称：能攻心则反侧自消，自古知兵爱吃面又称方便面攻城法，自此诸葛丞相攻无不克。三国时，菜油还没被提炼出来，也没油炸技术，即使是蜀汉的费祎这些人平时也只能吃水煮白菜。脂肪、香料的香气对人的吸引不要太致命哦。", "question": "如果给蜀军提供不限量的方便面，诸葛亮能否击败曹魏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大猫：忘记眉毛也要染色了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "我老婆至今不知道那个曾经两年多劝解了我们之间无数矛盾帮助我们最终结婚走到现在的，善解人意，眼光独到，照片帅气的网友其实就是我……", "question": "你人生到目前为止演技的巅峰时刻是哪一刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "动也不能动 也要看着你", "question": "有哪些细思恐极的歌词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "箭头所示之处是个铃铛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eyz2C5wLx6kfD38l0VFWn7Bxcibic8aiaAx413CsSMJzDDuicu79A8ObHbg"}
{"text": "不，这是心怡的女朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVtadRSaIzU2fqZvia9t4bI6ibOdHpsISlkTzTMibw2OPCUJiaS30ibTjDolA"}
{"text": "弄啥淮扬菜啊？整咱东北菜！就那么大一盆猪肉炖酸菜，咣，往桌子上一放！你说外国友人，是不是一下子就感受到咱们地大物博、热情好客？来来来，诶呀您就是太斯文！来把袖子撸起来……诶，对……都是自家人客气啥……那个谁，小郑啊，把红酒撤了，红酒是现在这时候喝的么？给这位柴……柴什么斯基同志把二锅头满上，代我好好敬一杯。……啥……兔斯基你说啥，你是总理司机？开酒不喝车？没事，你看小郑，人开飞机的都没说啥！你这样，你车先放我这，普京同志搭我们飞机走。没事小郑我了解，这两瓶没到是他的量。诶呀你怕什么，我告诉你，就算真到美国了，咱们转场接着喝！诶？总统！诶呀来也不提前说一声。今天发型不错啊！来尝尝这鱼锅！热乎的！这还有驴肉锅，来尝尝……诶，你可不能白吃啊……不不不，我不是说您白痴。我是说，为了加深中美文化交流，咱们边吃边吟诗啊。我给您出个上句，就拿今天这道菜来说啊，上联是「红鲤鱼与绿鲤鱼与驴……」诶您别走啊。还有拔丝地瓜没上呢。那这地瓜您尝尝，首相先生。您今年九十高龄了，感谢您为中日友好做的贡献。您听我说哈，别这么吃啊，要放在冷水里蘸一下，要不太黏了。诶呦您慢点吃，急什么。您看说了您不信，假牙被粘下来了吧。两国邦交无小事。中国需要内秀的菜系，来象征中国在国际上不争鳌头，却饱含力量的国际姿态。", "question": "国宴为什么要以淮扬菜为主？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汉武帝提问：为什么李陵是叛徒？司马迁回答：先问是不是再问为什么！", "question": "司马迁被宫刑冤不冤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "救命！三星粘在身上拿不下来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrE8TTMzaAZyV6duH3iaGt9rwxAoMRsLx5Y3VuPhgel6qDDjkBMf27s39Q"}
{"text": "多啦A梦在和附近的猫打架。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3793990"}
{"text": "孙悟空，就决定是你了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotq7wiattYOIg3vOhKIyPgB7qKSu76vVpnz6Lmk0A28vCOA7ukne7nqhg"}
{"text": "健健试试看吧，实在不行再吃回去", "question": "长时间坚持健身可以一定程度上让容貌变得更好看吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，浓眉大眼的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1679573"}
{"text": "玻璃也挡不住我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9EXs2okl5UIry4tZjf2ec6dqJkZUBCMibat2GXkDPQCRpp4lJDNTY1fGA"}
{"text": "想起我一初中同学的姐姐，有次开学她送我同学过来交学费。她长着温婉端庄的鹅蛋脸，但又有攻气十足的大五官，个子高高的，穿着修身的白裙子，一头微卷的黑长发，搭配着大红唇，好几个角度我以为那是李嘉欣。在场很多家长的眼睛锁在了她身上，感叹：那姑娘真好看。我也悄悄跟我同学说：你怎么从来都不说你有个这么漂亮的姐姐，我真羡慕你。我同学：呸，漂亮个屁，还没老陶（我们 50 多岁的年纪主任）好看，你羡慕是吧，拿走拿走，现在就拿走，赶紧的。我：……你怕不是瞎了。开学那天，我去他家想找他一起去学校（我就是为了去看漂亮姐姐），然后亲眼见到了他姐穿着大叔款的白背心黑短裤，戴着黑框眼镜还没化妆还没梳头发的样子（可能脸还没洗），以及他姐正在凶神恶煞地一只手揪着他的耳朵，另一只手指着卫生间说他又不冲厕所的样子……而他爸妈习以为常，还淡定地吃着早饭说：你再等两三分钟，他们马上就好了。", "question": "为什么无论姐姐长得多么漂亮，弟弟都不觉得自己的姐姐漂亮呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前方是大清皇陵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPtiajicHGlwhZc2wTssgHNFYbTOf7qtfF82UibXicfY42yNWDMTGLpUxvuQ"}
{"text": "「小刘啊，你大学学的是计算机吧？」「是啊。」「那来帮我把这几台电脑搬到楼上去。」", "question": "你听过哪些感到「他说得好有道理，我竟然无言以对」的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 166, "type": "I2T", "image": "7042920"}
{"text": "最近，主人一直在练习被猫踩了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3928913"}
{"text": "这里是叫塔麻可妮的地方。所以是猫吗？是的吗？", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "2861748"}
{"text": "天上有没有龙我不知道 我们那的火车站肯定有  说出来你可能还不信  我朋友刚被一条龙服务过", "question": "天上真的有龙吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "秋收儿童", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3828034"}
{"text": "报恩进度50%", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoc00ibicUaZmYPficZDW1bclYGWJctFsLXjpRzEI3urhicsftQhFsnfLE6Q"}
{"text": "大雄，你应该改掉动不动就哭的习惯了。", "question": null, "star": 48, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797559"}
{"text": "小兰姐姐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdr7wx41n0j30ci0el3zk"}
{"text": "镇元大仙终于培育出落地不入的人参果新品种", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkyGxGtmCTZ85nbrhUGUAstxg0XkDkc8qf8ia95iaTsoaMSbtPBqwee71g"}
{"text": "OK，OK！那我就从灭火器插进脑袋前说起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf2man5a8kj30ci0eldke"}
{"text": "0.5米级巨人，击破！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvo10PvLn2Y3uw1BZ802dm5sj8CUTrFHdlaiaRoRnTEiagHMic8TU7PlUEibA"}
{"text": "我的黄色球鞋怎么找不到了呢早上明明还看见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehzwd7vxpvj20as0clt9z"}
{"text": "烦恼下锅时该用什么姿势的大虾", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "一位帅哥走了进来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1bPtBNbX9LJN8bEkjvvQzFo90iam2EBlAu6fR7YA8rzdnaTSphOCDwhQ"}
{"text": "Hail Hitler!", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "呆在教室里坐着！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302522"}
{"text": "把任务交给小明，代替大山。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6408847"}
{"text": "属蛇的？？？", "question": "什么男生喜欢对女生吐舌头？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在吃的食物面包的反面发现了绿色霉菌。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2041089"}
{"text": "统一的核酸检测算么……", "question": "2021 年的「小寒」节气，在你生活的城市，你都观察到了哪些「节气风物」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "甩饼初学者", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fygmr5xvbzj20yi18dayl"}
{"text": "我就射不中了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eox2y2agmcj207o0av0u2"}
{"text": "卡在牙缝里的金针菇长大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWaYKSDjA1n4tmGuhI6U4laAstS1fWXO1rbH3vtsiccD4zz5moJ5L6uMQ"}
{"text": "奥利奥就这块儿特好吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZfC8icCRJQwgPEyeB4HQMoFgvibHIJX4NqZPVyWsxaBhqTYLkMyXEopug"}
{"text": "虽然参赛者只有自己可排名第三不能理解", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5qyPufJEwfOyKDSicY16nJ2TEWHc0Pdjdg8VDEDicwyaAic2VYsOp6JVag"}
{"text": "五一实况", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "体味儿解锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux47BhiaAo7xjM1ibJiacbiacGRqw12Xp6x9KUYiaaMIVhB729Ldurk8eWViakA"}
{"text": "「刚才的魔术再变一次嘛」『求你了，最后一次！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ex6j1tte9hj20a108jgmx"}
{"text": "阿姨！这个公仔有红色的吗？", "question": null, "star": 291, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw8p3e9zqqj611s1ee46p02"}
{"text": "马里奥扔香蕉了", "question": null, "star": 285, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkr0et10bmj60rq0uydl002"}
{"text": "哎呀麻醉手表出故障了", "question": null, "star": 488, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "突然拔掉会有什么反应呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6180655"}
{"text": "三脚架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGPe2JtCX9OF5rIhMgkuZjicmKbq5Rhl5NPAR0Up1TvrwoDJRa0PWicOmdw"}
{"text": "天空和海洋相交汇的地方有多远？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3599991"}
{"text": "驱赶蚊子。", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "我不想听那个故事。", "question": "你...竟然打断别人说话还说个不停？你说什么了？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7274027"}
{"text": "就这样，关口维护通过变身维持生活。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2289667"}
{"text": "试图通过人工增加脑部褶皱以提高智商", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0EEYJCqxNAQ2CtLAzCaSsgXTdD3teL84jVWMvFF1HLPcjoDFnnBMxVw"}
{"text": "抱歉，下次再也不尿你脸上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTj2j8FNflHXeebLrYCweF9tINmOJRiaaTyMHqmtWMFibbDWwicQoKAhO4w"}
{"text": "养错了猫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5392513"}
{"text": "由于家族迟迟不睡，无法观看借来的色情DVD，感到烦躁。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1632757"}
{"text": "那个时候真是笑得不行啊！大家都......", "question": null, "star": 264, "type": "I2T", "image": "445021"}
{"text": "点了个光子嫩肤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJGpqKkfTZrgsAsBk12CTajSRvDAaHIk0K3Sp5kkwib490hmbwQyOgiaLw"}
{"text": "未涂装", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "E.T. 是朋友。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7340097"}
{"text": "第一次下厨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt41fp34j20aq08mq3m"}
{"text": "警察来了！警察来了！警察来了！", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "飞机即将进入紧急降落状态。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的飞机。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4160782"}
{"text": "山手线", "question": null, "star": 211, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvpgovf54cj60u60u0n2302"}
{"text": "她没报警算客气的了，她是你女朋友吗？", "question": "爱情到底是什么？为什么我每次吻她，她都躲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没回复就是无视。", "question": "创造一个新的现代谚语。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3397134"}
{"text": "如果你有钱，那就是你中彩票的证据了。", "question": "Lady Gaga曾经说过：“如果你有阴影，那是因为有光照射在你身上。”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975434"}
{"text": "第一天上班的安保人员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUyLiaiaRtJqWAhlbI1ADVQxzia1ef87eicXHLxjE6bdbtIKzGRaArGwLcbHg"}
{"text": "咱们分头行动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6rqY0icamzCaCVFYSqXfxbZ2PSMv6sgnOKwuk7e2yW3PibDL0qHBoy6Ow"}
{"text": "他们说：“我们会把你吹飞的，由你来当核心吧”，我就相信了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "760943"}
{"text": "看他微博头像是海绵宝宝我就知道他是一个好人。", "question": "如何评价柯洁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他在不是船的地方骚扰我。", "question": "空姐在飞机上被搭讪后私下会想什么。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3345555"}
{"text": "在健身房拍照的女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7WjB9e6iaHQib3fxSFTFzcOuPKGlvEw6jEHcH5DZVtY4aBTziaLE30TibWQ"}
{"text": "丑～八~怪~！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mkPRk7TO2u5vfGPoXicwcqALckyCJSsLnofK7geuNjp7YyZ5pl4IJS50g"}
{"text": "大概世界杯不可能了吧，所以还是早点让我下课吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6179885"}
{"text": "马里奥终于到达了库巴城堡，所以要防止过关。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5129472"}
{"text": "送？你怎么突然这样子撩人家啦……（//////c）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gova69yq59j30ci0elgu2"}
{"text": "摇滚乐队请了个大提琴手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZaaeRmtt8XSViaUfeibliawXQYdkfVPXERavFdNyxPkjyC2LWlzwWpQOFNA"}
{"text": "妈，大葱和卷心菜买回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5VexanS1aLJQ1Nymfd8t8HotUTFNz8PU4CB4BibPB52O8omicpFHOfITA"}
{"text": "米其林", "question": "请输入乘坐物体的名称并用一个字替换它。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "6732142"}
{"text": "餐厅桌面清理大师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoRRxMFMAo2zYskvqmHpHqkkBJA1bpWte9oKnIHnm2Axia0BqawiafHbicQ"}
{"text": "当你早上还想赖床时你妈把灯打开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEK2gAtovjR6klD8lvAeYPicsoIEsAnOI6OKkywhv2k80SyGpcavVxf1Q"}
{"text": "讨论到嫌犯的作案手法时越来越激动了起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYY1joPohwhepWAM1Te3b5o2PB8VgORXWJjGsUNGI04DufybhXhAeBqwg"}
{"text": "我爱讲冷笑话", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "厕所里怎么有人 好急好急", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "老实交代！你把我书包藏哪去了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ea7n9eiyj30ci0elq6h"}
{"text": "真的。", "question": "为什么没什么人看男篮世界杯？篮球影响力真的那么不如足球吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "3妈一一", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWia0yibIDyvTqtgqt7YiaFHjXr97h5wQdUPn3MWicEVsuBXABnvparQcf6Q"}
{"text": "还没适应南半球的生活", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "快点干活，不然小心我一个滑铲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjdfbAHKomwpOxF7MCOdjxwE6qsRkqpR1RXooXLz0pIld2ic1rVjYVvOg"}
{"text": "被吉他手的线绊倒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu6ZeTaHp6sh30lIq0fLEibYm0DRtht4gZcPWrS4o7uxroE0Qqh739JPibw"}
{"text": "帮你扶着丁丁", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "我还有三个月的寿命，再见了。", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "拜托你了，萧敬腾老师！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNy0ASS9Zicp9W9Q4AqcYmAohYjiaBn12ORZjFSMVqablQup86e61XRBRw"}
{"text": "有人叫我吗？", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "3791481"}
{"text": "妈妈的声音...", "question": "十年前的声音现在听不见了。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7372219"}
{"text": "我变成垃圾了~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5866354"}
{"text": "脚收一下？", "question": "啤酒饮料矿泉水，花生瓜子八宝粥，有横批吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在这个时候被 UFO 带走。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6618662"}
{"text": "吃的狗粮没消化完，全拉出来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "子路问孝，孔子曰：谢邀。", "question": "如果古代人也见面就玩手机，那历史会如何发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我喜欢处女……座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9rG3UEP7r8ZOricUueZwUzeRcMvMiaBsZAaHJHcibxKZ9jR2C91UMpHypg"}
{"text": "在新司会的主持下，《Quiz Time Shock》进行了改版。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6556215"}
{"text": "结婚...该考虑了吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5444027"}
{"text": "闹钟响起时的铃声像摇篮曲一样温柔。", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "用中指推眼镜。", "question": "如何优雅地表达愤怒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别只会“嗯”、“啊”的，说点实际的！", "question": "18版的TikTok被批评。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4099782"}
{"text": "自助餐厅最贵的那个菜做好时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6O65JyzGkJe15F5zbvjmdlwiacAl3Xrv1WHSJQp7FHEF9IfvoLUIXmKVA"}
{"text": "这是要用的哦~", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "571862"}
{"text": "读大二的一个晚上，我走进一个小巷子，忽然一个人拿把匕首抵在我的腰上，并对我说：「大哥，兄弟我走投无路，麻烦借三百块钱。」我看看他体格，把钱包给了他，没想到他真只拿了三百就还我了，还要我留了号码，说有钱还给我。过了几天，没想到他打电话给我，要我去那个小巷，我一想钱虽然不多，但是不能让他以后内疚，我便去了。还是那把刀，抵在我腰上，对我说：「再借三百。」", "question": "你亲身经历过哪些听起来像段子一样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被纹身大姐大撵出去了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "洗完澡发现手表忘记戴了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCbpLTVZdic8cZsOBEiavP2EvjhSjJMGjiawYHnibsln8rwuzcEZ1I9iaq4lg"}
{"text": "废旧耳机线可以用来做鞋带，这样鞋带自己就会系上了。", "question": "有哪些让你忍俊不禁的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你吃了什么啊？把脸埋起来也没用。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7281901"}
{"text": "往方便面里加水，然后变傻，做别的事，又变傻，最后意识到方便面的存在。", "question": "在抖友中常见的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2697948"}
{"text": "你不能坐在路中间喝东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7046645"}
{"text": "呐，今天试试把这个放进去吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4104898"}
{"text": "天上就是下刀子，你也得拿上门口的刀去上学", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "眼镜蛇孵化器", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "大家一起去就不害怕了！三途河漂流之旅。", "question": "这个备受欢迎的旅游团叫什么名字？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3394776"}
{"text": "我女儿昨天拿回来的东西，早上起来不会变成一只猫吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379856"}
{"text": "隐身侠手办", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBxRAW1F7u6AK01QQGpY6XX4j6ujQiaaEiaSuO1cmrxgQxhBy39Wy9vGYQiclfsToUk3G8v5WVpEf9A"}
{"text": "当程序爆出「找不到对象」的时候，你知道，这是程序的 Bug，但程序心想，我是真的没找到啊，而且觉得是很正常的事情。当你喊出「找不到对象」的时候，你心想，你是真的没找到啊，不过也很正常，但上帝知道，这是一个 Bug。", "question": "现实世界有哪些 bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "标题：《陌生的孩子》", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7128591"}
{"text": "「把我们变成女孩子www」「还要把这做成游戏？w」「你认真说这个吗？ww」", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6440735"}
{"text": "你怎么知道我去网吧了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icicwqOwekyZuBzbBUqeibZ2sCtaXxMmyuYvWwcS1ZWqt3icgJ6fG9TRBgQ"}
{"text": "2004年的限高杆探测器", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "兄弟，你真的一点也不傻啊...做得太过分了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4704340"}
{"text": "你真的是红十字会的人？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDXg5Pz99h0LK9vQ0XxrH7Nfc5dOxeenV74dq7L6Aricv6zww9Td2Agdg"}
{"text": "利益 - lì yì (profits or benefits)", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "起码要用被子盖住肚子啊！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "元野球部 -> 原野球部", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6198934"}
{"text": "是香删除存档？yes/no)啊主人你怎么在这？", "question": null, "star": 284, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gpcdj2uhj2j611816dah102"}
{"text": "结果我选择了三明治而不是面包圈。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306814"}
{"text": "都说了我才是星爵...你们都在第三部被那假的坑了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "别怕，大熊猫紧张时是会缩成一团的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptC6zhCl0Hv0BEh7lTnibTDRicFib7c2JpMX1enD5URibU1kPfREl1TKKEbCA"}
{"text": "新学会了能躲掉所有粉笔头的技能", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3mEkgadicZP5QxozaRzQuY6d4WDoNicwDuicVz4RTQExokI90KCsc0AUlQ"}
{"text": "不嘛不嘛我也要买Switch嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBKib2F6s82rlE27Ip5yItUlLaHATMzQLJuSOWo7g37XWziaTtVNXAo0nw"}
{"text": "君不见黄河之水天上来，流向那万紫千红一片海。", "question": "有哪些诗词能够文意连贯地自然衔接起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「导演还没喊咔呢！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emgivs24l4j20au0bm0tt"}
{"text": "四喜丸子哪桌点的，接好啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHpia78D76xZsvlWA5v02ex5MKE5UQm9a49eOlCVHbCHpW0WUc0t1kaWg"}
{"text": "巧克力球", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6305328"}
{"text": "国葬中爆笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h86u9iqitij30ci0eldkz"}
{"text": "我本来是打算去的。", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "马斯奥桑，你想通过打我来把责任推给“不可抗力”吗？这可行不通哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6930345"}
{"text": "滚！家具城打烊了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5svibIDuo9uZricaL5uQYCnicvKIpVEwmK0ST3aDLa72jfQm3iaQuWFZwRg"}
{"text": "耶稣逃跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1o3gibsokIXMAmDFZlrukORQ4XAHmia1gjmTicxhb7LauDvuOSpibnGDRYw"}
{"text": "在网吧 LOL 晋级正爽……旁边来了一妹子，准备开电脑……然后我关机了……", "question": "你玩游戏最倒霉的一次经历是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主任、科长、部长、公司！", "question": "长～～～～～！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6962189"}
{"text": "生活从来都不容易。当你觉得容易的时候，肯定是有人在替你承担属于你的那份不易 。", "question": "哪一幕让你觉得生活不容易？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听着爸爸的呼噜才能睡着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicN2XWy61o2bvSFOXxuJrdCSVCDVoNViaial4nrl3qHSd9ZpFQu3VScISEg"}
{"text": "我真是个傻子。", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "厕所在那边。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6352678"}
{"text": "会说话呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4a2p4xc48j20lb0s9whd"}
{"text": "十八世纪的欧洲无良小编《拿破轮杀人事件》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksUfkRlIrn7z3SwcD9tF82rvufgtQuiam6KTPKCkca9VSUaWtyo0GvG1Q"}
{"text": "麦当劳的土豆里有什么？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1219846"}
{"text": "早了，您应该高四努力", "question": "高二努力会太早吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近，发现了比飞行更方便的移动方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdOFbIIhS7EMSTfPgB4ibN3M71pDH27BJicOd4k5F1TS2X76MFLocraZZw"}
{"text": "你自己看嘛我哪有时间搭理你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4h545kc7jj30ci0elq5s"}
{"text": "第十题：写出喜欢的女生的名字（90分）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd36Utw6gKyicUuTTteHNr2X96XSTsZ9dYibBlicx99IAu7ChFhltUhaBa3g"}
{"text": "我在那里工作感到很幸福。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7034629"}
{"text": "变成了疯狂攒钱的中年人。", "question": "那些你身边年轻时疯狂攒钱的人最后都怎样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「你扶一下这个」说完就这样竣工了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grjzwole54j30ci0elgsf"}
{"text": "在检票口附近，有人一直在跳舞。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586331"}
{"text": "看了众多回帖，没有一个可以说是奇特的。我经历的比较奇特的是：在某著名实名制社交网站，看到一个和我同名同姓的女孩，于是好感顿生，开始聊天，后来，我喜欢上了她的妹妹。", "question": "你爱上某一个人时，最奇特的一次是因为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暧昧，就是小包装的感情试吃。你可以不付钱免费品尝，我也可以大批量分发。", "question": "暧昧是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他看日神都不点“在看”的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UWyOzYP91HX5hgM5dVNgymPPHkhXpDsmeYdHFsfxicz3YEwkVq9YiaEicHA"}
{"text": "在老电脑word上移动了一张图片后：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrXcVB3H2zaZvib1icpFH0kwErqlWfxicU4GnVe5Tu9aibtz9ZIlBiaTWVRew"}
{"text": "玩格斗游戏时按了半天↓→+A没反应此时院子里的狗狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxzjtbnl64j30ci0eltcg"}
{"text": "好好看看这个洞...什么都没有哦w.", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6058743"}
{"text": "泼油漆的往那边跑了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "十一期间景区男厕小解实况", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvupcclfzhj20yi12u4qp"}
{"text": "第一次合作", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232597"}
{"text": "原来你是这样的google", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7u0cdrodsj20fu0ec3zy"}
{"text": "老师提问时一不小心有了眼神接触", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "感染了新冠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXyETdRbN8YpjVA8mcJjmmGp5OvIWqNdRnop608qhtGPcvQErM2icWrLg"}
{"text": "黄焖鸡米饭里面的姜。", "question": "你见过最还原的 Cosplay 是什么样子的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是做祈祷还是做成岩海苔呢？", "question": "阿门和拉面有什么区别？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6745802"}
{"text": "面试官：你觉得自己热爱这份工作吗？我：哪个正常人会热爱工作啊？后来被录取了。嗯。当时去应聘广告公司，后来被告知他们需要思维跳跃有个性的新人。好吧。后来我的表现再也没有突破面试时的巅峰。", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开水冲咖啡豆的时候。", "question": null, "star": 1326, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317749"}
{"text": "性感吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4871786"}
{"text": "电梯里残留着一股屁的味道。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5009218"}
{"text": "这次的任务很限巨，也很危险请务必小心，一定要活着回来，我们四个会一直等你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7o3CdiaGeV51P0OSmzAtBj4d6uAKXIaqicXp7biaRJw3ibm2H0XuictE9a2A"}
{"text": "「这一次，苹果重新定义了九宫格输入法。」", "question": "那些曾说过苹果绝对不会推出九宫格输入法的人，怎么看 iOS 7 beta 4 中新增的九宫格中文输入法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁要吃你的鼻子啊！", "question": null, "star": 312, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9u38fjfn4j61401hcqb102"}
{"text": "这也不能全赖他（它）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "我觉得这个卖家是真性情。通常干我们这行的都是嘴上骂着 NMB，手上打着你好，亲。他可能实在是受不鸟你了。我觉得如果你投诉，接受投诉的人肯定心里也会说，骂的对。建议将聊天记录发出来让我们笑一笑好伐。", "question": "在拍拍网买东西，结果没谈成，被卖家骂怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "近的亲吻是唇碰唇。", "question": "这种婚礼我讨厌什么样的婚礼", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4827874"}
{"text": "老板！能不能给我换个浅盘装呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGkceq5aHKichM7Op50W0DSlg0nJ1A2xxAFgy3YHhzSQhHXToNtRicp3GA"}
{"text": "这家伙还在主持啊？还不如你那个秃头接班人，比你可爱多了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7353104"}
{"text": "我想吃肉，您呢？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3123676"}
{"text": "通过摸头杀成功刺杀了总统", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGCzEpZ8H3xwGcmgZVyxkibKwM427WteadzibgNwZumD04AUxTKdGtBNzQ"}
{"text": "头发偶尔会被风吹动。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6527099"}
{"text": "说是俄罗斯轮盘真对不住其实子弹上满了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9sp20b7p0j30ci0el78r"}
{"text": "雪机还没过完车检", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9bHAEUFUypv9IXYf9mPYgozI2YZ4O9MgXakqR3vCdCM7VYibA8jFc0wQ"}
{"text": "以前采访过一名北京的城管，他说自己有次和女朋友逛街，因为一点小事和女朋友在商场里吵了起来，结果她女朋友就喊了一声 : 城管打人啦！", "question": "你们是怎么分手的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你俩别想吃罐罐了！「俩？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1wenhvbiuj30ci0elq6d"}
{"text": "魔王的城堡附近非常繁华。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4566851"}
{"text": "老师：谁来回答一下这个问题？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggjfeeaxeej20ty0uuqm2"}
{"text": "汽车", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6173954"}
{"text": "武有「流矢」，多少英雄豪杰为他所伤。文有「佚名」，无数千古奇文出自他手。谋士有「或」，每逢关键时刻都会冒出来曰一下。得此三人，天下可安，百事可乐。(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)", "question": "历史上有跟「小明」同等级的人物吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「才」的时候老师过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3gwdoifloj30ci0el3z8"}
{"text": "如果斯坦李老爷子还活着的话，那么：借电话给小蜘蛛的大爷、戴着「夜猴侠」面具的狱警、看守所里的荷兰哥、卖黑色大丽花的意大利店主、摩天轮上另一对目瞪狗呆的游客、歌剧院检票员……之中，肯定有一个人没机会吃剧组的盒饭了。", "question": "如何评价电影《蜘蛛侠：英雄远征》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "90 后大叔表示真羡慕你们 00 后。我像你们这么大的时候家里还没有健身房，所谓的健身就是走走步出出汗。直到城里有了第一家健身房，整个夏天都只有我一个人，唯一的工作人员一直在前台看剧，我被杠铃压住了五分钟都没人管。", "question": "作为 00 后的你，健身成什么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "飞了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5726836"}
{"text": "对暑假作业采取『闪电战』策略", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3GwT65LeVVgOfFWpYrp1wxiaI9iarI4H2VsKnvhHNWpGSiadVzbsp72GVg"}
{"text": "文科生答大题的时候发现自己看不懂题目但还是写了一堆东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYN1HRCN7DPkibhAsaW1e37ELp0vTEVrETZ2ib4rvJx3VREoQQf2jmdnFicA"}
{"text": "急诊大夜班，来了个被割喉的学生，喝醉了的。其实没有多深的伤口，就是喉结那边被划了个口子。120 送过来的时候就在哭，哭的很大声……鼻涕眼泪都出来了……「我不想死啊！我才大二啊！医生啊！快救救我！！！」一看伤口那么点，就安抚了一下，然后缝合了3 针。他好不容易安静下来，问了下情况才知道，在宿舍里喝酒吃火锅，和舍友发生了口角，吵着吵着要动手，他舍友抄起一把小刀随手一划……完事了，他摸摸脖子，问我：医生，这就好啦？！我说：你这个不是大问题，缝好了就没事了，后天门诊过来换药。今天不能吃抗生素，明天和破伤风针一起。今天先回去吧。然后他开始仰天长啸：哈哈哈哈哈，老子没事！XXX（估计那个舍友的名字）,CNMBD，老子这就回去收拾你！！！过了几个小时，他又回来了……手臂上一道血痕…………战五渣", "question": "你们身边有哪些人硬生生地活成了段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "定期被雷劈的凶宅一览", "question": null, "star": 351, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmolx4x4buj60zu1bsgsg02"}
{"text": "接下来，我简单讲两句", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwtb2fl6zdj20fs0e2jtq"}
{"text": "你伤害了 word，还 excel 而过…", "question": "有哪些稍微一改动，马上意境大变的歌词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不行哦！排到队尾去！", "question": null, "star": 85, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3u3btpeg3j614018s0yn02"}
{"text": "你为什么要把老鼠切片啊我要吃薯片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdYmlaZGqa0ODeutfFC0eYUXLB0RRTW3hCCicurTfoDGhjBswhLfxibdWA"}
{"text": "催泪瓦斯好有效啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5573369"}
{"text": "在超市买了蔬菜，结果发现生产者竟然是他。", "question": null, "star": 868, "type": "I2T", "image": "6220720"}
{"text": "最尴尬的事是练完太累了，大脑估计瘫痪了，洗完澡后忘穿衣服了直接走到公共区域，当时跑步的，锻炼的，妹子什么的都有，十几秒后大脑才意识到自己不太对劲，然后假装无所谓的走回了洗澡间，一进去就没敢再出来，在厕所呆了一个半小时，确认刚才那批人走的差不多了才出来。", "question": "你遇过健身房里最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了那些再也不会回来的伙伴们，我要高歌《星期三的坎帕内拉》。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246900"}
{"text": "群马的婚礼", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378131"}
{"text": "我会和朋友玩石头剪子布，照样可以对战。一样可以打联赛。", "question": "如果某天世界上的游戏都消失了，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奔向气管的饭粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojtoeptj209909wjrx"}
{"text": "生活保障金申请", "question": "吉幾三不会唱那种歌，我们是00组的，走着瞧吧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7018126"}
{"text": "终于开始留头发了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5079045"}
{"text": "左手只能起到辅助作用，那这段时间右手应该做些什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317408"}
{"text": "「导航到此结束」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf15cebcn7j30ci0el78z"}
{"text": "太微妙了！我是火野啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861461"}
{"text": "河爷 -> 河爷爷", "question": "三百岁的河童开始做主播的名字叫什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313350"}
{"text": "在公园快喝完矿泉水时一旁的大爷大妈们：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3MJD7615CpiaClYW64VY3NFxUzkarACAYlGbQpW4wXfQPyiabKXCOw1OA"}
{"text": "好的好的！时间到了——！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824339"}
{"text": "我的下半身在追我。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "在赞美讨厌的人的名字时会用到的时候。", "question": "能读不能写的字是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6478523"}
{"text": "别吞吐，好好品尝。", "question": null, "star": 47, "type": "I2T", "image": "6394748"}
{"text": "胡来。", "question": "我觉得病从口入。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5917939"}
{"text": "「目标影像确认，切换至主屏幕「事隔15年了吧？」「嗯，错不了，是使徒」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hip7e4qyv6j30ci0elmyf"}
{"text": "这个饭团真的太好吃了！", "question": "这个木匠的女儿啊，我怎么没注意到呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2393173"}
{"text": "五个男人在烤肉", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "进修完了全套drag queen妆发造型服装并参加RPDR打进决赛但唇舞略输一筹泪洒赛场被迫sashay away心态崩溃最终成功治愈自己重操旧业化好全妆穿上战袍回到教室做出了女王sama的手势", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "你扔的你自己去捡！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt443v5tj209108mdg7"}
{"text": "但是还是忍不住按下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicicn0cmNIdKS9Xqic4xj1Cu1P5vFH1PavvBplNPaRA61ViatkQvk4OicIZg"}
{"text": "「锵！……音速突破！『发现敌机！发现敌机！击落它！』「『冲呀！』」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsm720ce08j30ci0eljv2"}
{"text": "应该可以，但我没成功。我市游泳馆比较偏，门口正对麦当劳，每次游完泳，饥肠辘辘，闻到香味，忍不住诱惑就进入了，所以更胖呢", "question": "游泳可以减肥吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他果然是只想要我的身体……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ex1mn856m0j207e0ceaay"}
{"text": "不会吧？！中了这么多枪怎么还没倒？！", "question": null, "star": 207, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb01dp81qj610m1ctal302"}
{"text": "要亲亲抱抱才能把球给你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MR0DwHbB18icdibPVRoGOU5mfafzmD3P1nVvvQeQ550J0khVgLumwib8tA"}
{"text": "每天百分之一的收益率还利滚利，若有这样的好事请告诉我", "question": "很多文章中用 1.01 的 365 次方= 37.8，0.99 的 365 次方 = 0.03 来计算每天多做一点和少做一点的差别，合理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没所谓生存秘籍啦，别担心哦。", "question": "我想知道人生的正确答案，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4755432"}
{"text": "前方收费。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6235307"}
{"text": "再婚 - zài hūn", "question": "看起来像是现实世界中可以通往清版过关型游戏地下城的入口。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "5357469"}
{"text": "我真打不过哥斯拉！！你们抓错猴啦！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJib5YlaR2z573vhSibSL3icUnk4rQ0Ox8Q1muLiaqPuy034PZlyoibFGXZgA"}
{"text": "为什么你考试每次都不考满分？", "question": "为什么很多人买电子产品都不追求极致性能 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "永泽君！快清醒过来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haq8ajgepij30ci0elwio"}
{"text": "高中老师明明说到了大学就不用写作业了啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868TAO8cGnXTYhg5fibzdG3txgjBGcETFkPIvibicplTgxEpm13ibh0u8AjEg"}
{"text": "华山论剑亚军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c201G1K4uXYwonGPSBic3GVhKTNkxPFk8ofSSoDUgc2HC43nbjkh2X44dA"}
{"text": "A：我老家的省份名是 H 开头的，你猜？B：河南？A：不对B：黑龙江？A：也不对B：那是……A：湖建", "question": "每次让你说一个笑话，你必讲的是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，饿得快要死了的孩子啊！/这是只河马吗？", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "4371310"}
{"text": "既然你诚心诚意的问了……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "欺软怕硬的人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5541425"}
{"text": "她电脑坏了，我电脑她用了一周。累计下载各种浏览器六个，各种 usb 驱动 6 个，美图软件两套。360，百度杀毒各一套（自有微点杀毒收费版，被她关闭了，说 360 说有冲突。。。。）。百度云盘，360 云盘，优酷，土豆的客户端，软媒管家，炒股和期货软件，WPS 一套，桌面上各种图，回收站里几十 G 的韩剧美剧。还把我的 Minecraft 给删了。一开机十几个弹窗，简直酸爽。", "question": "你女朋友最让你受不了的缺点是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向路过的男人搭讪说怎么办呢...，让人心跳加速的妖怪。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2972384"}
{"text": "买房的时候能够毫无道德负担的把家里的资源集中在一个人身上。", "question": "独生子女有哪些独有的优点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "野比大雄16时心脏麻痹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hfolfip3tij30ci0elwfp"}
{"text": "紧张的力量在这一带（东亚）积聚起来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425486"}
{"text": "给人指路时戳到了他的眼睛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edmf7axz74j20az0bswf8"}
{"text": "哎，今天就要穿夏装了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4446391"}
{"text": "孤儿", "question": null, "star": 581, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "按了停车按钮没问题，但是怎么也下不来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7381514"}
{"text": "放学的时候猜拳输了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4ClWQ7NaYSZPPX8uOwznzQrwibX9lz8jYqya37icricF8R1UKV5WDbauwg"}
{"text": "客串《猫和老鼠》", "question": null, "star": 478, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmhswgx4bej610j1avgs202"}
{"text": "你喜欢焖炉？孜然你喜欢不？", "question": "火灾时，物业不让用电梯违法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我不喜欢眼光差的女生", "question": "怎样拒绝女生的告白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "山东大学。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "看你是3D立体的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eyllh2b348j208t09sq4g"}
{"text": "给我称半只", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJmcuKaodhMOVeSnpgib8DsCialj3n5Cd686BhSCoyOib6kAolDXftrvACQ"}
{"text": "争夺母猫剑拔弩张之际听到了开罐罐的声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suo9xVpQZ1h2jI3u7hrXJwM1755CImPrEYhqnaGpOnWUHKyr6JsUl1MsA"}
{"text": "我想成为在意大利等待哥哥的帅气的意大利面狂热者，和那个国家有着深厚友谊的样子。", "question": "请创作一个七言的回文诗。", "star": 917, "type": "T2T", "image": "7164388"}
{"text": "左右手的指纹嵌在一起不开了", "question": null, "star": 396, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grpyj9kh3sj611s18htdt02"}
{"text": "结婚吧。你妈妈要你和她结婚呢！", "question": "请做出超土气的求婚。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6065860"}
{"text": "她大概就是毛利兰吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4729111"}
{"text": "那家理发店……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7wes17zmvj210e17rqbv"}
{"text": "2P的手柄没电了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6der5umw1j20mc0mfdi6"}
{"text": "这个人腿长吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4162022"}
{"text": "我收到了透视衣服的相机，但现实并没有那么美好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1262474"}
{"text": "直接下手点过去啊，能占不少便宜，“我喜欢你…这一点，这一点，这一点，还有这一点，还有这一点…”", "question": "男生问「你喜欢我哪一点？」时该怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生嘱咐只能喝一杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMerB2mNuiaqCSwFoTfnyxvt2AiaicUOBibro2BJu3sKAGicVCRshx6BNqh68Q"}
{"text": "噫～他头上为什么绑了个垃圾袋啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "毕业照", "question": null, "star": 434, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn81px6wyij612a11awl202"}
{"text": "现场抓到出轨，对方用哑剧来蒙混过关。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7329197"}
{"text": "请写出一个假命题：这个回答是正确答案。", "question": "如何在数学试卷上调戏阅卷人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你和朋友请路人帮忙拍照时", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "跟情侣玩一二三木头人每次回头都被秀一脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etgerewjs3j20ab09vac6"}
{"text": "儿子的睡相好欠扁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt7aw0a0ssj30ci0elaaw"}
{"text": "朋友告诉我，据说在午夜十二点打开手机，按下 12 个 0 再打出去会有另一个世界的人接听。我不信，于是按照朋友所说的，从前一天晚上就开始等，当手机上的时间从 23:59 变成 00:00 的那一刻，我迅速的在拨号键盘上按下了 12 个 0，在反复确认无误后按下了拨号键。那一夜很静，屋外也没有传来任何杂音，安静到把根针扔到地上都能听见动静。我等待了片刻，当嘟嘟声结束以后，便听见了电话中传来一阵幽幽的带着冷漠语气的女人声音。我心一慌，没敢细听，吓得我赶紧把手机拿开扔到边上。此时此刻的我坐在沙发上，心跳突然开始加速，呼吸也变得急促起来，后背有些发凉，豆大的汗珠开始扑簌簌扑簌簌的往下掉。我冷静了片刻，下定决心一定要问清楚这个女人的身份！于是我又拿起手机把听筒紧贴在耳朵上，带着有些颤抖的声音问道：“你是谁？”对方没有理我，只是一遍又一遍地重复着枯燥无味的语句……  “您好！您所拨打的号码是空号，请核对后再拨。Sorry ! The number you dialed does not exist, please check it and dial later.”", "question": "梦里梦到的电话号码到底打不打？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「看到我的口罩了么？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqgwo0oxbcj209d09jwg6"}
{"text": "丧尸这种逆天的永动机，如果能够出现说不定会被用于发电。。。", "question": "有没有爆发丧尸的可能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桃太郎！我找来了一个强有力的帮手！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcatl3qq8xj30ci0el43b"}
{"text": "瞬间细菌就有可能复活。", "question": "百分之九十九的杀菌率剩下百分之一是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3423027"}
{"text": "是我……打碎的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvh9eej5zhj611c11c44j02"}
{"text": "三只小猪", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1919700"}
{"text": "后悔没在宠物小时候把它爱吃屎的习惯改过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olN0h1UyAEMvBaFpwrQp0nPVwtMxgMzoTHVo5xOTRwicozlKHFWqZQBzqQ"}
{"text": "蜂蜜，能把你送走", "question": "什么食品可以存放五年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "凭什么让他当鸽王？-他放了死神的鸽子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqD6KUmw0OcibYehSh8wRWclR70rjMdh7S2qCmoWcErnDWnGQMddUBKoA"}
{"text": "一头水牛。二年级放学，把路边吃草的小牛赶回了家（没有鼻环，所以我以为是野生的）。永远忘不了，牛主人擎着根柳条一路踏风扫尘追来，气急败坏的模样。", "question": "你捡到过的最贵的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "确认一下你喜欢的孩子是否真的看到了你在努力的地方。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1478064"}
{"text": "剑", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5663141"}
{"text": "米饭在火上煮熟。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376772"}
{"text": "后轮胎破了，4个备胎任你选", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkweM3BEeKaUDFyabGXKehibZ4fgtaLrrpmJzq0VSQUWhoU9vnYTBeCzQ"}
{"text": "壁挂电视", "question": "恐怖电影常见的事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4809586"}
{"text": "今天就别说巴巴了，要叫妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615143"}
{"text": "人民生活至上。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 805, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "你放生的螃蟹带看你放生的鱼来报恩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVibFwE1YLG4dFs8NrQv7IotpLamMFLiclIHpFN6txJVh7enicI11624VWQ"}
{"text": "把做衣服剩余的布料铺在瑜伽垫下层", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "老师拖堂后的男厕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicL2dA90rVibjdypXgGdaBwDx7QtvBGVmEeDFiccOdhqO6BtqDlkhKZTryw"}
{"text": "库里巅峰期已过，正式进入疯癫期！", "question": "勇士 107:96 力克 76 人，库里 49 分，如何评价这场比赛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈 我拉裤兜子啦", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "QQ 邮箱祝你生日快乐。", "question": "让你感觉最孤独的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手机掉进床缝里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzoj3weyywj30ci0eltaq"}
{"text": "嘬灯泡的社畜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "请不要这样，你们围这么紧我还怎么表演道歉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usD3RApPDCrAXIaXdicia56NDRJ2TF3aibEUc8ZGVGE5N5FicSOXD3WhFuwg"}
{"text": "看看将笔记本电脑放入澡盆会发生什么事情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibBmrtQMPyWLNKt9UiaZtrr1exHdnFjm34sYIJztj4MXVMtgPH8lWkR3A"}
{"text": "三十岁时获得力量的我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3718682"}
{"text": "陷阱", "question": "这是一家看似不存在的居酒屋连锁店的名字吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2846114"}
{"text": "三天前的你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6011659"}
{"text": "年轻的美女校长。", "question": "请告诉我一些中学校里没有但可能存在的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855104"}
{"text": "出「你已經死了！」之後、還是再確了一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3P9BSXkYkux2VkQ0H64ZEEibhVhOjsUgu4wCgSTmrydibeBBic0x9Kg2Hg"}
{"text": "你的孩子有吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4292097"}
{"text": "生气就说，想买啥就说，想去哪玩就说，想吃啥就说。你说没事，我会真的以为你没事。", "question": "有哪些男性认为是「常识」的事情女性会认为不可思议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蓝衣服:好想趁这个时候拿起地上那东西敲他的头啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "把它捡起来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4655293"}
{"text": "校领导背着手在考场外巡视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzsnTStuCG6exHYGCKqqpB1zGDAoPXJiaFvR277u73noIYdTqL07LLdHg"}
{"text": "毛衣痒。", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825968"}
{"text": "这是给食值日的正式服装！你为什么笑？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1959042"}
{"text": "老师紫薇想上黑板做题！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tnRlqKCLyEGgia5UibiaWAHwm8VM1ibmFmtyxoF2oLpXGLiaYtg4EAPD1IOA"}
{"text": "你知道这是什么材料吗？这是我老婆和儿子啊哈哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1232063"}
{"text": "看到杠铃架后总算知道为什么叫杜莎夫人健身馆了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "猫咪和小猫。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196916"}
{"text": "有人说，咖啡在欧美人均年消费 700 多杯，日韩 300 多杯，北上广只有 20 多杯，所以国内咖啡市场巨大。所以，我以我短浅的目光判断，小罐茶在欧美的市场肯定更加无比巨大，有没有哪位老铁跟我一起去欧美投资茶馆的？！", "question": "瑞幸咖啡 2018 年前 9 月净亏损 8.6 亿，瑞幸的钱都花在哪里了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么你用“want you”写我？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6346527"}
{"text": "大爷……您抓的不是拐杖啦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecx8ufkp3uj20b00cijs0"}
{"text": "中国人种菜啊，真的是天南海北，天上地下，戏里戏外的……海岛？种上！南海岛礁 30 年放大 N 倍全景曝光:种菜种出五菜一汤高原？种上！世界屋脊上的惠农菜篮子南极？种上！中国医生在南极种出蔬菜堪称奇迹 王征自述南极的种菜经历荒漠？种上！中国人将沙漠变成了“绿洲”，还在沙漠上种菜，收获了上万斤土豆滩涂？种上！龙津河小溪河滩涂种菜成规模 河道变“开心农场”国外？种上！非洲人为什么不种地？这些中国农民在非洲租地，种了几年菜成富翁哈佛？种上！中国大妈耶鲁种菜惊呆外媒 这项天赋被发扬光大阳台？种上！这是我见过最厉害的“阳台种菜”的办法了！ - 花草 - 慢生活资讯 - 慢时间天台？种上！天台种菜指南太空？种上！太空种菜的七个步骤大揭秘，景海鹏在太空种生菜！海底？种上！海底种菜梦想成真 - 文摘报 - 光明网游戏？种上！《文明 6》种田最优势国家介绍 种田最好的国家是什么说！还有谁！", "question": "中国人都有什么有意思的特色 Buff？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拧下来的灯泡交给我", "question": null, "star": 205, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h12b95f3bsj610i14xafm02"}
{"text": "刚从火里拿出来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3694039"}
{"text": "炸鸡君 - 终于觉醒了", "question": "把这个名牌商品拍得像厨房用品一样普通点可以吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265129"}
{"text": "啊呀。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825968"}
{"text": "意外躲过猫猫的偷袭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaXqoIgQdhuiaO1Ep3j1bR2kAhOUbfwwXTpxuGpsXWZYdVLGmfohnyRWg"}
{"text": "如果放大苔藓，会变得很厉害。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6593207"}
{"text": "被惩罚了。", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "从前，有个农夫的儿子偶然看见一只兔子撞到一棵树上死了，他拿回家吃了一顿野味，非常高兴，于是决定以后都在这棵树下等待更多的兔子撞到树上，然而兔子并没有来，终于有一天 一颗果实从树上掉落，砸到农夫儿子的头上，他突然似乎明白了什么，当即 回家拿了一把斧头来砍掉这棵可恶的樱桃树。他爸爸回家之后，看见被砍断的小树非常生气，因为这棵树是他爸爸花很多钱买回来的。儿子看见爸爸很生气，心里很害怕，但是仍然勇敢地说：「爸爸，樱桃树是我砍的。」他的爸爸看到儿子有勇气承认自己的错误，于是 气上心头给了他儿子两个耳光。农夫儿子很伤心，决定离家出走。他背着斧头离开，走呀走，走到一条小桥上，终于体力不支，手上一滑，斧头掉进了河里。农夫儿子很伤心，就在这时，河里浮起了 他掉落的那把斧头。他很惊讶！原来，斧头木柄的浮力大，斧头的平均密度小于水，因此斧头能够浮起来。好学的农夫儿子对这个现象感慨不已，他看到浮在水面的斧头有一部分沉在水面之下，正是这一部分给斧头本身提供了浮力。他恍然大悟，他似乎发现了什么！于是 他毫不犹豫地跳了下去( •̀∀•́ ) 果然，他掐指一算，自己从桥上到水里的下落时间和斧头的坠落时间一样！这是颠覆历史的发现!农夫儿子知道他将名留青史，所以他 因为不会游泳溺水了。但是，淹死之前，他知道自己必须做点什么，于是他给岸边喝水的 老马上了人生的最后一课。老马看着一个人在河中间逐渐消失不见，给他的儿子小马说：「孩子，你看，虽然你现在脚下的河水只到膝盖，但是到了河中间，就会很深呢，这不，幸好我没给你亲身示范过河，不然我也得像他一样淹死了。」 万幸的是，一位当地的村民目睹了农夫儿子的落水过程，虽然他不会游泳，但机智的他发现岸边有树枝! 于是，他捡起树枝， 在农夫儿子跳桥的栏杆上刻了一道记号，之后他才放心地回家了。到家已近傍晚，村民高兴的对乡亲说了这件事，并告诉他们因为他的机智，大家可以很容易知道落水的农夫儿子在哪里。大家赶到，果然发现桥下漂浮着一把斧头和农夫儿子 的尸体。后来，农夫儿子的经历传到了农夫的耳中。农夫伤心之余，决定要为儿子作传，毕竟儿子的发现不能白费! 这个后来家喻户晓的传奇就是水斧传——摘录自《来自福建的刘顿 · 筏盛顿 · 阿基米德 · 咖喱略的传奇故事》", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这幅画的名称是？「双十一之后的你]", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RkkAvYdcs0uibuhPgbsaBBu65l6Eia2FJic6vcN6qezLojszmiaLjlib6SGHExV1Ltyvg2UN0ibRHIWSiaA"}
{"text": "喂，把梯子放回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDIT6jeic0KuhiaUzX0VTjibxn3gTYLrhueYFLCNcAm23cricb3MOtYk48ePkQ"}
{"text": "我怕恋情公开影响我的部长男友升职当市长", "question": "你为什么会退出学生会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初见时的新娘。", "question": "回到左手打法，请回到左手打法，请回来。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6972238"}
{"text": "这他妈的太差劲了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4767026"}
{"text": "喜欢男人", "question": null, "star": 367, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1giydmg4qg2j60wu17tth502"}
{"text": "我的一个朋友刚回国时，每天和我吐槽共享单车，说共享单车怎么还不倒闭，看着就烦。我笑他说你怎么怨气这么大，不是挺方便的嘛。他沉默一下和我说了实话。嗯，自从回国国内有了共享单车，所有人都发现他学不会自行车的事了。", "question": "你在刚回国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷，怪兽在这边啦", "question": null, "star": 398, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hd1e0s15x2j61401hctg502"}
{"text": "干涉别人自由的自由。", "question": "中国人享有哪些西方人没有的自由？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "森同学10人，林同学35人。", "question": "两棵树是森林的一百倍", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2629995"}
{"text": "本来特别讨厌葱。后来去美国租房，屋里住一山东大爷。第一次他劝我：哎姑娘，来点？我说不了谢谢。第二次他劝我：哎姑娘，整点？好吃。我说不了谢谢。然后第三次、第四次…大爷持之以恒地安利我大葱卷饼，每晚六点，从不打烊。一个月后，我实在不好意思，卷了一个，从此明白人间真谛啊！！接下来的日子里，我每天一个大葱卷饼，跟大爷一人一小板凳，支着 ipad 看婚姻保卫战。", "question": "说到山东人，你的第一印象是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那就快走吧，别打扰我玩游戏", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "你把哆啦A梦的头带回来干什么！要口袋啦！口袋！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3zrks0joyj30ci0el0xm"}
{"text": "爸爸！请让我喝味噌汤酒吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6814477"}
{"text": "广播体操第二套。", "question": "调查了3500名中学生，发现有4%的人在做早上的例行公事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6764542"}
{"text": "听到门把手扭动赶紧用作业遮住手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFaeYUicuUh6e1d13kP7Vt6gib15rNdKydoJHzOicUj0Rd09FficwMmYmRHw"}
{"text": "我的新男朋友有是哇吗?你拍的照片", "question": null, "star": 662, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk6eijv2sjj60wl17h7ax02"}
{"text": "这不是正好说明——所谓的永不分离，其实都是被套路进去难以逃脱吗？", "question": "五粮液“永不分梨”酒，梨到底是如何放进去的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你！吸烟也不会发出声音哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3740048"}
{"text": "说难吃的东西好吃的风气。", "question": "电视业界的管制越来越严格，终于禁止了什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2255345"}
{"text": "新工程成功解决了贫民窟的夜间照明问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq31z8fiaDeov1scvYrbH5oPWQNoTEBaxiaF2iambu4o5AjTfiagWmwmJ3hGw"}
{"text": "防腐剂", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "加油！最大的挑战者！", "question": "用教科书上的词汇来大声喊出必杀技！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3952915"}
{"text": "明天会很冷。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7259025"}
{"text": "我和我妈还有我姥爷全是医生。任何形式的家庭聚会最终都会被开成疑难病例研讨会!", "question": "与父母学习同一专业是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么？连Red也是改造人吗？这就要问负责编队的博士了。", "question": "请问《爆笑战队忍者连者》的最后一集是哪一集？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3918897"}
{"text": "团战打到一半，老妈来拖地了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5Vdian1toVYUQTnxqLVJvlSDYuQ0DZ9yUHRGCDDKmODPKPZwWLg3M5Sw"}
{"text": "对象的嘴", "question": "什么东西自己吃起来很香，但闻到或看到别人吃会反胃?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被说这不是你想要的吧！就会进入这种模式。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2516003"}
{"text": "主持人：下面咱们分成两组，分组规则我不说你们也懂的吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIptGYDqzB9N8JJunxTkIwxdzoiazic8PhUzAbib22iaLZrnrVVQLvB28ia5WQ"}
{"text": "八旬老太坠地竟无人敢接，这个社会肿么了！饭后百步飞，长寿不是吹。广场舞大妈发现新大陆。我对你佩服得七体投地。 张家界玻璃桥成为最失败特色景点，游客称索然无味。你知道吗？每一个天使，上辈子都是折翼的人。", "question": "如果人会飞会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小姐在等你。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6440262"}
{"text": "这场会议什么时候能结束啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5876806"}
{"text": "动漫的主角通常是站着的。", "question": "请告诉我教室走廊最前面坐着的人有哪些习惯。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3647844"}
{"text": "周末去老婆娘家。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "周日，那以后就拜托了。", "question": null, "star": 1911, "type": "I2T", "image": "4866655"}
{"text": "当脑、肌肉和骨头的鲍勃在理论战中没有胜算时，他会使用他的弟弟杰克。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1534652"}
{"text": "汗失禁", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "弱者。", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "向日葵的约定", "question": "请在那幅著名画作的标题后面加上三个字，使之变得混乱无序。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109162"}
{"text": "换装后第二次跑来领吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsvscc1sgxj30ci0el0wb"}
{"text": "摸了甲虫后，出现了很厉害的东西。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5928852"}
{"text": "猿在树上向你问好。", "question": "请告诉我一个像中东地区会有的谚语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373904"}
{"text": "这不就是铁板吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6524260"}
{"text": "请问谁的降落伞遗失了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5842535"}
{"text": "虽然我请求他用喜欢的方式书写，但是他没有听从。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6420752"}
{"text": "夜深人静的时候为你的身高君点柱香，感谢它成功转移了你在智力和能力方面的自卑。", "question": "身高不够高的男生如何克服在高个群中的不自信感，尤其是跟女生走在大街上的时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我用小拇指撞到了桌子的腿。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1875528"}
{"text": "恶魔是背叛了神的天使。那么，我背叛了恶魔，就是天使了吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4526925"}
{"text": "恶作剧扯下了朋友的裤子结果发现他穿着自己的内裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkk1OjvS2KaPw4DBho9iaac7UF93hdV6y7x34eZMWIPwqP9dIwJqgW51g"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里来了，很快就拔掉了大萝卜。", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "哎呀，爸爸和我一起拍照可不行哦~ 没问题的，好的，cheese! 等待快门声响起。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2189262"}
{"text": "将军！就交给你了！", "question": "在旋转寿司店里绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6385428"}
{"text": "我小时候在门口堆雪人，不出意外，一个看不见就有人给踹碎，不知道出自什么心理。后来我把雪人堆在了消防拴上。", "question": "总是想踢飞路上遇到的儿童怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再乱动就给你左眼也扎一针", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ean3z2vbjaj20bp0bvgme"}
{"text": "生科爱来不来，想读就读不读就滚，没人逼着你读。生科并不欢迎所有人，生科只欢迎真正喜欢数学、物理和计算机的。", "question": "得知生物前景后十分抑郁，热爱生物科研的我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你为什么让你妹妹和我穿得一模一样！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "被笑话逗得不行", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "你咋不说你天天上淘宝呢！", "question": "男朋友每天都看黄片和那种贴吧是为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "直男总能拍出让女友抓狂的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamOY0g2hxlIfNSn5XyYOjTLdCDYZM2ib4P7c62KxtL3S9fzKpKx2ic1fag"}
{"text": "那一天，人类想起了什么。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3409789"}
{"text": "「时辰已到」「我拳头已经痒了」「啊，虫虫！大家快看！蚂蚁在搬金龟子耶！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0r03tue2sj30ci0eln2b"}
{"text": "看样子是要我展示一下，但我并没有穿。", "question": null, "star": 71, "type": "I2T", "image": "6479394"}
{"text": "嗯~怎么样呢~", "question": "请告诉我关于米斯特·时代落后者罗的传说篇章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548799"}
{"text": "这是智能手机吗？", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "没问题，二十几个人也没问题！", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "开薯片惨剧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8pfr7tse1j2123123gss"}
{"text": "河童引发的泥石流", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "隔壁在播还珠格格", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "如鱼，得水。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "切，又被拿着扫帚而不是扇子出来了。还说'你是白鹏吧！'", "question": null, "star": 1140, "type": "I2T", "image": "4907708"}
{"text": "蜕皮", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036407"}
{"text": "这也想放水坝吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1330658"}
{"text": "你只跟她/他一人说过的事，第二天周围的人都知道了。", "question": "什么事让你发现这个人不能深交？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么抗日的时候八路可以徒手撕鬼子，而国军打酱油?", "question": "就明清两朝比较而言，为何明朝皇帝多昏庸无能，清朝皇帝多励精图治？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚上一定要托梦骂他们上错坟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIV7717jm4JnpPJ42y2rV5WhDunOBapdjwYxF6P4C8BrPJ3OuvvnebX2Q"}
{"text": "交通灯换岗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGTyDTyDnOicPn5UQaL5yImOoAVQZdx3JxXYB50I5e8ibkZibesdU3oJVNg"}
{"text": "八十-nine percent of readers who just read it ask, Have you gotten this week's Jump yet?", "question": "本周老人jump的那些事", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3944627"}
{"text": "「你们小两口每个月挣多少？」「我现在月收入一万，加上我老婆，可以到两千。」", "question": "在一线城市，保持单身是否会对个人的经济情况带来负面影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国的普通人是这么说的：I was like 啥啥啥。I was astonished=I was like \"what?\"I was angry=I was like\"what the fuck?\"I was sad=I was like \"noooo!\"I saw something cute= I was like \"awww~\"然后就可以触类旁通了……", "question": "美帝留学生在交谈时口语化的词汇匮乏怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伤不起，真的伤不起，驼着唐三藏跟着仨徒弟～", "question": "有没有哪两首音乐是因为巧合而十分相似？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同学们，对付渣男要用什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MNF7RlH5rM7JYQELtpicJBZiaKM4R23QROa3jiceMLIOE7Lvl7SFiaRb3jQ"}
{"text": "偶尔泡个澡也不错。", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "1940424"}
{"text": "大家好，我维生素 C 过敏。不能吃所有水果，不能生吃蔬菜。牛批到什么程度呢？我能帮人们鉴定果汁的纯度。以下是福利时间：推荐购买（喝完难受）的有：味多美的秋水果汁、农夫山泉的 NFC 果汁可以购买（喝完有点不舒服）的有：水溶 C100、都乐、汇源雷区（狂干一斤没啥事）：味全、德国果倍爽、果粒橙，etc.不要太客气，我叫红领巾。（知乎日报注：这里是瞎扯，不能当作科学检测的哦）", "question": "你见过哪些奇怪的过敏原？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老婆让我买苹果9", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITtMibbEAFiaOkBKgCO6vLm4qtkmGoq06Jia1WzRZlYtc8n8EBmyVeJYicDQ"}
{"text": "我：==他：=-（因为他一只眼单眼皮。这个呆逼。）", "question": "你和恋人发过最记忆深刻的短信是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世界上只有四分之一的花。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "这手机太小了，零一多就显示不下了你傻啊，横屏啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RZGjKG9LLiazrljamz6R8x0WiaQibprmCjNRvYF3vA5zCkQsjS5JHUUEBg"}
{"text": "蓝翔", "question": "能否用两个字证明你是哪个省的，不能出现地名?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "翻倍返还。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6439350"}
{"text": "贷款竞跑：保安与老师", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7167595"}
{"text": "刹车在哪里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkVDpP2icclPplJPCEo63Aj1jDBnfRicTva3eEtUZqIrJUXtmZxBKcvqsA"}
{"text": "「不好意思！我这样走路所以来晚了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3siiqww3jj30ci0elab6"}
{"text": "闭上窥探范围的眼睛。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "刚下公交车时车里传来了吵架的声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcxeXDoUm9ialEib2AtcFz65t8icnARU79LGUXBCe9eL57oIHGOjy5rQv5w"}
{"text": "把口罩戴上！", "question": null, "star": 137, "type": "I2T", "image": "6436391"}
{"text": "你一直想来玩的动物园", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "你俩别急着高兴我家只能收养一只啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hctoxpx677j30ci0el77p"}
{"text": "「你行你上，不行闭嘴！肾虚还要装大象，找骂呢真是。」", "question": "阿富汗超半数人口需人道主义援助，安理会上美国竟嫌中俄对阿援助太少，美方这一言论有哪些荒谬之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这位乘客，终点站到了，醒醒！", "question": null, "star": 519, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3nakywvkj60yc19s10402"}
{"text": "别被骗了！他其实是你父母！", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 158, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "喵，我来到了异世界。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7267601"}
{"text": "哎呦不错哦！领带颜色潮得很嘛！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7qhuf69n8j20fn0f5jsz"}
{"text": "你们这哪是团建啊，你们这是要命啊……沙漠里 118 公里徒步，就算补给齐全，那也是要命啊。知道的说你们团建，不知道的还以为你们是某特种部队集训呢。这次团建要是成功了，我怕你们下次团建就是武装泅渡某某海峡了……", "question": "公司强制参加团建，沙漠徒步，118公里，自己身体吃不消该如何请假？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他说：‘那个大叔是透明人，因为他是个木头人嘛。'然后大家都笑了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6426747"}
{"text": "您好，给我来这个发型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTyU6vuEj6Sqa7BcdJqF6psvyGKXvic2ToQ8qian9VDJXWDMY7ZR4LdFjQ"}
{"text": "某个同事看上去人畜无害每日不苟言笑甚至比正常男孩子迟钝几分已经忘了什么原因他经常和我倾诉他意图追某个女孩子只是不知道买什么礼物好让我陪他一起去买某个礼物结果每次出去礼物都没买着于是这哥们儿请我吃午饭表示感谢请我爬山透透气让他妈做饭给我吃离职的前一天晚上他来看我还送了我一件他的外套说我英气逼人比他穿好看那件天蓝色纯棉休闲外套陪伴了我很多年每次穿起来都会想起这位仁兄直到某天清晨醒来突然怀疑当初这哥们儿是不是在追我", "question": "你见过哪些奇特沙雕的表白方式，最后结局怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请不要再看南方公园了。", "question": "见到路上 3、4 岁的小孩子在那里走，总忍不住想把他踢飞是什么心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "作业借我抄抄。", "question": "有哪些中国人习以为常的事，但其实严重侵犯知识产权/著作权？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我打算像娜乌西卡一样阻止王虫，但其实只是个彻底的失败者。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7036692"}
{"text": "谢谢您昨天的帮助，镰刀螳螂在这里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387028"}
{"text": "有没有一起吵过架，因为这件事。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6434595"}
{"text": "单身狗的右手四个指头", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "怎么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkoaC8fsVjIlHax0O3zTMCHIqGgS3QyrP6SjLPmToC9YiaVuWQKkwbA1A"}
{"text": "学会书法不一定能净化一个人的素质", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UW9WQlicLm0aBqPHicTXSK6O9czGG9Tlu23FHQCHuo2tKsj1tia7uicRv2hg"}
{"text": "它为什么突然过来抱住我？我是不是忘了什么？走赶快想赶快想！", "question": null, "star": 622, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtcw8p43xuj60ws1d7tgl02"}
{"text": "如果你有一天得到了一个特别难获得的食材，你是随便炒着吃了还是看看攻略，买好调料?", "question": "《西游记》中妖怪抓到唐僧，为什么不赶紧吃一口？这是不是最大的硬伤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个人就像垃圾一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5812842"}
{"text": "仅收集元素？先让你几乎零成本收集小半。1. 自来水里含有的元素：氢、氧、碳、硫、钙、钠、镁、钾、氯……2. 空气中含有的元素：氮、氦、氖、氩、氪、氙……3. 路上捡点不同的石头：硅、锂、铝、铁、铜、铬、钨、钼、锰、钒、磷、砷、硒……想收集的话其实把特定的矿岩都收集一块，大半个周期表都来了。", "question": "集齐元素周期表所有元素，大概需要多少钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十二月二十五日的模拟会议。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5740491"}
{"text": "岁数大的人一般吃不惯这个。他们不习惯芝士。", "question": "大姨妈来了能吃披萨吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "实际上四个人并排坐着。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1301748"}
{"text": "论婚前教育的重要性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8Mtw9BRocJq5kDiasMwCQ0fXZw1NicYV8saAaAyI73f0C1X5cvNEjexBg"}
{"text": "对不起，家里不能养了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5656119"}
{"text": "摩羯座、处女座、金牛座、射手座。光这四个座的美女就占到了美女总数的三分之一喔！", "question": "什么星座的美女最多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "价值五万的陌生工具。", "question": "抽了一次一万日元的扭蛋，出了什么啊？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663022"}
{"text": "问：9个人平分3个苹果怎么分？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoex06yavaj20840be3zc"}
{"text": "找到了感想。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305677"}
{"text": "隔壁所某导师是研究高产黄瓜的，实验田里种的黄瓜很多，产量又很高，每一次收获后连吃带送还能剩下几十斤，扔了实在可惜，于是师兄们商量了一下，觉得可以拿到街边卖，多多少少还能赚点，于是每次黄瓜大丰收后几个人就轮流拉着小推车出去吆喝。有天轮到一师兄去卖黄瓜，赶巧了遇上前女友，后者打量了一番非要请他吃饭，师兄也盼着能再续前缘很高兴地同意了。前女友找了家东北菜馆子还一口气点了好多菜，师兄纳闷女生的饭量怎么这么大，就问了一句：「能吃的完吗？」前女友眼圈一下就红了，一边抹眼泪一边说：「真是没想到你怎么混到摆地摊卖菜了……」", "question": "研究机构里的生物学博士除了薪酬以外还有哪些挣钱方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“三发真的受不住了wWw”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9pN2vdmLxHfdTIK80gqpYkUgfLpqsCiaRfsaGxF0qeeMZ59PuQwRh4XQ"}
{"text": "就前几天，我一个叔叔，喝多了之后骑摩托车跟轿车撞上了，受伤不轻满脸是血躺在地上动不了，救护车到了之后医生问他感觉怎么样，他虚弱的回答：这也就是我吧，换别人早完了……", "question": "什么时候你会感觉到：卧槽，这都能装 X！？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对怪人留下的小孩新草除根", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh0tujw1gjj30ci0el3zm"}
{"text": "按照建议去做/记住", "question": "比如‘谜语字母’和‘送货上门’，这些我都尝试过。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6710389"}
{"text": "滋润干燥的天然水。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5072259"}
{"text": "收到了以前工具使用的费用账单。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5032766"}
{"text": "爸爸的宝贝培养研究所", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2616195"}
{"text": "应该可以。因为本人重度嗜辣，所以最终得了高位复杂肛瘘，然后手术，住院一个多月，每天大便痛不欲生，所以就尽量小米粥……出院时华丽丽减重近 30 斤……综上，可以减肥。", "question": "吃辣椒能减肥么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一直以为是因为无名指没有名字，当你带上戒指的时候，你就属于另一个人了，无名指也就有名字了。", "question": "戒指为什么戴在无名指上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个巧克力看起来很好吃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7276368"}
{"text": "因为附近开了大型超市，所以去捣乱的农家老爷爷。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6626193"}
{"text": "哎呀，是Uber Eats哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5536306"}
{"text": "拉开抽屉时不小心让房产证在心爱的女生面前洒落一地而慌乱拾取时的狼狈样子", "question": "男生的哪些行为能让女生毫无抵抗之力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最初的Avatar不是这个意思吧？", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "511739"}
{"text": "盗贼啊，宁可夺取妻子的衣服穿在身上，也要消灭死者的恶作剧，打败那条名为“罗生门”的道路的第四十四段！", "question": "用教科书上的词汇来大声喊出必杀技！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3952915"}
{"text": "蒸气咖喱", "question": "仿佛存在却又不存在的菜肴名字", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5802893"}
{"text": "「我爸爸可厉害了，一顿能吃一斤包子！」「我爸爸更厉害，一顿能吃十斤包子！」「我爸爸能吃一万斤包子！」「我爸爸能吃一亿斤包子！」「我爸爸能吃一亿亿亿亿亿亿亿亿亿斤包子！」「我爸爸能吃全宇宙的包子！」「我爸爸能吃全宇宙的全宇宙的全宇宙的包子！」…………其实，他们两个爸爸加起来，一斤包子就饱了。", "question": "冷战时期，几十颗核弹就可以毁灭对方，为什么美苏还要造几千颗核弹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你能看见我？", "question": null, "star": 167, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbka9kkczej61401hcn6102"}
{"text": "Boss杀光了队友就留了我一个奶妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnES6KvJvHibVpd40PglH87pfOAn7lArqC7ibSA9jcAiaM1vmJdsPPswHxYdw"}
{"text": "香蕉只选一种。", "question": "浅色的大猩猩和深色的大猩猩的会议记录。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388986"}
{"text": "啊...红音...哦...是吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3320631"}
{"text": "下一个轮到你了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5877938"}
{"text": "动点P终于被追上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1b5EbicwuG8UzgvXWrmpehBbBSDribezLXnFgOmd4xyQMF2CR2zUm3byg"}
{"text": "清爽的早晨，最喜欢的音乐，风驰电掣的自行车，摇摆尾巴的狗，还没有人走过的路，摇摆尾巴的狗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3020382"}
{"text": "悠猫饼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "最近的那家店只有豉油汁。", "question": "帮我买点酱油，我要做大餐。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383964"}
{"text": "优点是思考傻笑时可以忘记不愉快和痛苦的事情。缺点是如果不思考傻笑，就会被现实压垮！", "question": "告诉我健忘的好处和坏处。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3325308"}
{"text": "开取死亡证明前的现场确认工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFCQHdWlwFzIk3iaycvU47NgrUMadzBNf7kkq8X6AeibWeYIwH5zhuIjrug"}
{"text": "口罩持有率", "question": "请告诉我有女友和没有女友的人之间决定性的区别。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3959914"}
{"text": "坐标魔都。事件 a：和老婆在静安嘉里中心吃面。隔壁一桌一个白人男和中国女的夫妻，带着一大一小两个兄妹孩子。本来我也没觉得有啥异常的，毕竟这种中外配的很常见。结果隔壁那一桌所有人全程都在用上海话交流。小男孩说：「无切伐特，特度了……」（我吃不下了，太多了）小女孩：「无啊切伐特，里巷有胡萝。」（我也吃不下了，里面有胡萝卜）爸：「一定要切特，伐准浪费粮食，老句额好伐。」（一定要吃掉，不准浪费粮食，很贵的好吧）孩子们的上海话字正腔圆毫无问题，甚至可能比很多上海孩子都要正宗的多。老爸的稍微有点洋泾浜，但也比较顺。当时就把我给听愣了。ps：回去路上老婆一直在逼逼我干嘛吃饭偷听邻桌讲话，很不礼貌，她就在静安寺商圈上班，估计这种事情已经见怪不怪了。事件 b：同样是魔都，在田林附近，十多年前，打车一上车我就注意到司机是一个白发卷毛的白种中年男子忍了挺久终于忍不住用普通话问了一句「司机你是？」话还没说完就被他用非常非常标准的上海话打断了「啊国拧是伐？哈哈，开差头十几年，交关宁坐桑来塞要门无个事体。」（翻译；外国人是么？哈哈，我开了十几年出租车了，很多人上车都要问我这事情）开始欢快的聊天，聊下来后知道他是犹太人后代，三十年代父母逃离德国来到了上海，他是在上海出生长大的，是一个标准的 310 开头的上海人，在上海读书生活，甚至还经历了国企上班，下岗，4050 再就业再开出租车。时间过去很久，现在只依稀记得出租车牌子上他姓何。我还记得问了他以色列犹太人都建国了，有想过回去和自己的同胞生活在一起么。他的回答：「小阿弟，无就是上海宁，窝里了上海，小宁啊了该读书来，组撒要起来？」（小弟弟，我就是上海人，家就在上海，孩子也在这里读书成长，为啥还要去以色列呢？）那时我深刻地觉得，上海，真的是一个海纳百川的地方。", "question": "有哪些汉语说的很好的老外？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可能是导入的水管还没结束，所以还在等待。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7176361"}
{"text": "不许打扰我学习", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7yvh91vtej20gc0dujsp"}
{"text": "燕人张翼德在此！喵。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "我忘记带狙击步枪了。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "我已经准备好了年轻的樱树！ 哈哈哈哈哈，全都盛开啦。大家出发吧！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4852332"}
{"text": "我们将会紧紧握住每一位顾客的心！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7075677"}
{"text": "怪物猎人联动武器", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4037702"}
{"text": "六年级时扫男厕所 ，姨妈来了。。。然后我在男厕所换了姨妈巾，第二天学校在传男的当中有阴阳人", "question": "你经历过最害羞的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小苹果。（筷子兄弟）「你是我的小呀小苹果」「怎么爱你都不嫌多」……基本不听，但舍不得删除。因为偶尔讲课会用。心肺复苏时，心外按压 120 次 / 分，到底是什么节奏，很多学生搞不清楚。唱小苹果，边唱边按压，都能掌握。其实，另一首歌也可以，大张伟的「倍儿爽」，就是画风不对，唱着这个做 CPR，可能会挨打。", "question": "你的手机里有哪些不怎么听但又舍不得删掉的歌曲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇哦，中大奖了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4425888"}
{"text": "如果按照年限的话，我觉得我们会被猫踢出校友队伍的。", "question": "北大清华的本科毕业生，认不认非土著的硕士、博士为校友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，是新来的吗？那我就告诉你这里的规矩吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212592"}
{"text": "假人是不会被原谅的！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861461"}
{"text": "麻生说：“3加2等于6吗？” 安倍回答：“不，应该是4吧。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4144033"}
{"text": "教授和学生来视察液态化的现场。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4455768"}
{"text": "自己第一次贴膜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQDbfEuibooHbpUSpv98rlEKJibJXaaO11OlTDibksmrficxicndanGbjicBsA"}
{"text": "长期观看绿巨人，是否起到改善视力的作用。黑寡妇到底克死了几个前夫。鹰眼的湖边别墅如何解决地基下沉问题。钢铁侠胸开大洞，负重伤而活蹦乱跳，是否和经常通过 Wi-Fi 养生有关。雷神用锤子将自己甩飞时如何有效防止肌肉拉伤。幻视刚被制造出来的时候是否内心一片荒芜。神盾局长单眼开车是否违反美国交通管理条例。", "question": "美国队长被冰封那么多年，会不会得老寒腿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再等五分钟...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5001660"}
{"text": "因为跑得慢被迫成为球队经理", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "此时此刻那个魔术师应该很慌吧咕咕", "question": null, "star": 201, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7t86sd6h4j614015qn5002"}
{"text": "「这个女人是谁！」每遇到一对情侣说完就跑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt2bmvq677j30ci0el0we"}
{"text": "失主", "question": null, "star": 301, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h09pv4szvuj60u4144n0m02"}
{"text": "刚把老婆托付给兄弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRr9xpDT6EPTLQwBo0lJ6cpnI5YMn1CmWP6CCqzpuH3y9ZYibcA6T9IohA"}
{"text": "太久没有见面的情侣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjsz1lTW1f7QgmSNBJbchibxOyO8jRj69GblW4MMc9hGcQXEQeRnqYIicg"}
{"text": "选择的犀牛很辣，是平常的十倍。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7240133"}
{"text": "你好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6639188"}
{"text": "带去的狗是爸爸的狗...", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "没想到会掉下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JHic4Pt3VRrJx60ib3aCkuFpPjS0CQJkhemt1YXlMUgwicm8EqHQQj2HQw"}
{"text": "你还有脸说别人？", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "那个，你们有吸过笔芯吗？", "question": "你做过哪些智障的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "起码比许愿池的王八好看吧", "question": "人们为什么会对流星许愿？流星是坠落的星辰，它连自救的能力都没有，人们为什么会指望它能实现愿望?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在路上捡到了更美好的生活。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6237686"}
{"text": "夫妻日常顶嘴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKib82cQ5vbUaZDqATkHToxKtBP9RAicMSQVBJelLnj84NkDwLFdzACBe4w"}
{"text": "哥们来借我的车，要去跟刚认识的姑娘约会。他拿了钥匙要走时，我说了一声，“加油啊！”没想到他说，“这个简单！”", "question": "你见过哪些绝妙的双关？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，把煤气阀门关好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3907694"}
{"text": "大雄翻出了妈妈当年的试卷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaITlWlNCWkkamDf73pe39PLoCKYlM8JibbQWGXlmyoJuEMJ36qxZIMfQw"}
{"text": "谁告诉我榴莲煮着更好吃？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "儿子又开始奇怪的cosplay了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hetdckwyiaj30ci0elgpb"}
{"text": "这TM是丘比特？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHxSiaU2DzOt7o9YFbJHCPeicktK4Ga9AdeM12qDxgNUt9L3vIkxQjUmhw"}
{"text": "这里是女大学生的考场吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6701934"}
{"text": "生物马桶", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "鼻血止住后发现身边站满了人", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "去追摔门而出的女友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibs94NaNnibn8apuILKQyM3uHKUiceQlZmrN7T7e3WGicu9X4q7p08CxLnQ"}
{"text": "原来你说的的18不是年龄？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLR1mTdUc9WMCTPicJZsYTPvTdHGGo71hHSEIjBhQUUrGw8E86lrCYiavA"}
{"text": "实况：很难接住的短距离高飞球，迅速传到一垒……啊～没想到是飞跃一垒头的大失误投球！", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533181"}
{"text": "同时看右手和左手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3065441"}
{"text": "在社会上可以被消灭。", "question": "设计笔记的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5597183"}
{"text": "百年树人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7XwC0FvPlAR2IGRP48lY67I3jpWHL1EgsLL6IxIwlgDtr4D0xeQicBYg"}
{"text": "最后把生气的套圈店老板娘也套到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNNaIib2ibFEQqo03ld0NicFqWBDpiavp89u9g6otTW4AVpwNtibEhQJhZ5ibw"}
{"text": "我是工作三年后又考的研。本科一个关系特好的老师推荐了一个据说学术很牛的导师给我。然后我联系了他，他也答应做我导师了。开学了，我发现我和我导师相过亲。艹，这种心情要怎么描述。我还往他脸上泼过茶啊！", "question": "什么样的学生最坑导师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么驾驶证？", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1henm3jxub0j60u00yrq6n02"}
{"text": "有个美国朋友有鼻炎，医生给的建议是把消炎药磨成粉末装在烟盒大小盒子里，不适的时候，用手指勾一些药粉吸入鼻子，可以舒缓症状若干小时。在拉瓜迪亚机场的时候，安检员叫他打开随身行李，问他这些白色粉末是什么东西。他为了说明情况，当场抹了一些吸入鼻腔。然后安检员就看见他满是眼泪鼻涕的脸上露出了解脱的表情……", "question": "安检人员曾检查出什么奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "将这句宣言视为对塔尔塔鲁派的宣战声明可以吗？", "question": "酱油党？番茄酱党？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2511055"}
{"text": "掉鱼", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "新买的巧克力雪糕似乎更想被儿子吃掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70us56LPvThPqh0FKQvQGOm6c0gq6K98NleulbZfiadMDD7KFQ6zB62S1tg"}
{"text": "「你那么喜欢文学为啥作文分那么低。」", "question": "如何激怒一位文学爱好者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中学生需要什么课程表 APP……你缺一堂试试，班主任电话就直接打给你妈了……", "question": "为什么课程表的 App 都是大学生的，但没有中学生的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有次接到一电话，从电话号码来看基本可以确定是个诈骗电话，一个故作威严的声音说：“喂，是 XXX 吗？”我说：“是啊，哪位？”对方：“我是......诶......我是.......我是......等下，我看看我是谁.......我是.......唉，算了！\"说完，对方就挂了电话，留下一脸懵逼的我台上一分钟，台下十年功，多练习啊", "question": "「明天早上你到我办公室来一趟」的诈骗电话是怎么运作的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贝基在LINE上出轨了。", "question": "请用三个词解释那个著名的乐队。", "star": 95, "type": "T2T", "image": "6916858"}
{"text": "谁啊？我在洗澡的时候，有人一边说'是恒河的Gan-chan呢！好可爱~'一边扔鞭炮，结果落在了我的头上。", "question": null, "star": 75, "type": "I2T", "image": "1030919"}
{"text": "泽贝尔转生", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359673"}
{"text": "等下等下，这里真的不适合报恩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZXlztnXNpaeCkvvlBicDcBnGR8SPHq5m1KaFNgJ6c5Ndt4bBkc0QmXxA"}
{"text": "听好了，接发球练习的初级课程是我发给你；中级课程是三个人同时发给你；高级课程我们会把这三个筐扔过去，或者找个中国人发给你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxneryPxkHia57yicWaZHKYQBs4uH94rxGEZKkM1ZjF4GeGyEpRMl8cvQVDEw"}
{"text": "把嘴闭上！剩下的交给我吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gspywbfwohj30ci0el0u9"}
{"text": "问号", "question": null, "star": 744, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "你到底在干什么！团长！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423544"}
{"text": "卫健委：防范新型冠状病毒秘笈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QG4SCr6nYtJsy2zdMN8ZZf51q9OEKHXeMzS5VhrHcrfmfqETHPHpTictkz6gUoEhblsRr9uHKiaD1A"}
{"text": "由赞助商提供的这个节目非常特别。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1506375"}
{"text": "出轨的丈夫并没有察觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxlIHOX3TzqIGMbF8YWUzeF2N0wQ9fEArttmpWqB5bbphp4aVvzHYdLug"}
{"text": "凭什么胖虎和小夫可以揍你，我就不行？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h96r2ipqg3j30ci0el77n"}
{"text": "乘客让我下车！我在这站下！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gtyoz1jx9wj30ci0eltc2"}
{"text": "“请举一个生不如死的例子”，“不举”…", "question": "你见过哪些绝妙的双关？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他家的房顶可真够低的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecnfxb3d2zj20ak0bdgn6"}
{"text": "（喂，不对啊...我想变成的不是男厕所啊...）咕哝咕哝。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6928270"}
{"text": "如果是三连单就是10万啊", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3644188"}
{"text": "这里是一个非常有特色的呼吸冠军的呼吸，即使在这里也能感觉到他的特色。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4905902"}
{"text": "我妈跟我弟说：「你没事去和你哥聊会天，他疫情期间在家憋久了，估计脑壳坏掉了，我几次去他房间都看他拿个手柄在那里看电影。」", "question": "被长辈看见玩《荒野大镖客2》是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师说完我们的汗水也会蒸发，再次化为雨水落下来后，高桥立刻站起来瞥了一眼由美，然后走向操场。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1570810"}
{"text": "掏耳朵掏出了意想不到的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1uWCOL67QwHKzvJ2f4LrPFCucKtpicLHLVucdZqwicSSDDcjOQMRzEmW9Q"}
{"text": "四万一头", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "注意：如果情况紧急，需要喝水。", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "对，为了降低地球气温我把空调调到了18°C", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4qeghnjf8j30ci0eln23"}
{"text": "关机后屏幕上突然冒出一个肥宅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gtxldmi6efj30ci0eljuj"}
{"text": "大四选修经常逃课，期末要交论文给选修老师，在教师宿舍楼下遇到一中年男子，遂上前问路。我问：请问你知道 xxx 老师住哪一栋吗？我有论文要交给他。男子：你是 xxx 的学生？我说：是啊！男子：你上过 xxx 的课？我说：当然啦！男子沉默了三秒说：我就是 xxx。", "question": "（被）光速打脸是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "投票结果是：蛋蛋放在偏左的位置", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1het0yxqd0nj30ci0eljwu"}
{"text": "杀虫剂喷过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5nj53lxmlj30ci0elaav"}
{"text": "昨晚，和我一起睡觉的猫咪起来后竟然发生了这种事...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6895361"}
{"text": "他还是个孩子…她还是个孩子…他还是个孩子…她还是个孩子…", "question": "如果人类的平均寿命是 1000 年，世界将是怎样一番景象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在不太会读汉字的时候。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835422"}
{"text": "王一飞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pq0K74TPQicN6RvfsUY8dkCLmDmjs1svBZ8bd7FaAe0t2cQk4IPk9kPQ"}
{"text": "我没抽烟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8uX1B9H8xM82kxI4XxDib5IS6Ek1A1Ecbk7zkicC3AzjiaKIUibMwfMmU4g"}
{"text": "爸比Q", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "金枪鱼", "question": "睡相难看的反义词", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387222"}
{"text": "“你上辈子欠我钱”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "问：嫦娥为什么善变？答：因为她叫 change....", "question": "你听过最冷的冷笑话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们说我肉球的气味和爆米花一模一样，所以我闻了闻自己的气味，但是仔细想想，我其实从来都没有吃过爆米花。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1434634"}
{"text": "男票短讯/你来短讯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f90kp7u7iij20fx0f8gmo"}
{"text": "主人为什么一直收集我的便便呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9whhxut68j30ci0el0tn"}
{"text": "每天早晨都用这个姿势来攻击我。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7319147"}
{"text": "分管我的丘比特现状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUS8I7jg2dy9J11hljzw2VRPyUQWzfe1Zhd0cy5n0EmdibdJT8txUAaBg"}
{"text": "名侦探柯南", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "医生，以你的身材我很难信任你治疗肥胖症的医术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmKR9PRYib8DGfo4W1Yb1qmntuNuUuicZ0SNlSibuKxlZ6npPDvt2bcnxLA"}
{"text": "未使用完的玻尿酸。", "question": "如果放在最恐怖的灵异地点，虽然能让人害怕但也能感到安慰的东西。", "star": 29, "type": "T2T", "image": "4149846"}
{"text": "我给你的理发的钱，你花哪儿去了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5fphy5funj20lp0lpwhi"}
{"text": "真事。我所在的城市郊区有一个高级别墅区，选址糟糕，其大门正对的远处丘陵是本市火葬场和墓地。更要命的是它开售时的广告文案，一条街都是：「推开窗，你就能看见未来。」", "question": "有哪些失败的广告文案？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您好，我是大雄，有事想拜托您.字里行间透露看镇密与礼貌你...你...你一定不是大雄。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvuowghxc4j20yi1cm1kx"}
{"text": "失眠了一夜，脑子里的羊都溢出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3BzesOu1RO852Bqnt8vrGSqVLaN0LlxS6mrApNn2lvE55cYOnz5220g"}
{"text": "神马？南极？机票买错边了？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7qhsr4830j20i00fbq6a"}
{"text": "把枪放下！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNrESC2lRkJGRxichQCcwDTw1picL8LVx38Rqs4IeE30bWiblVkoRU3eicJA"}
{"text": "女士患有多重人格障碍。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5641307"}
{"text": "上映中。", "question": "伊纳巴到底想做什么，能带上一百人吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7355370"}
{"text": "禁果", "question": "什么东西是你一直想吃但真正吃到后又觉得很难吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快！追上前面那条鲤鱼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eatmk4r8ldj20b20aydh4"}
{"text": "手加减的中文常用表达是手工计算。", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 922, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "口红好说，擦了就完了。那些纹了唇红的人才叫没办法。监护室里病人氧饱和度不好，远看嘴唇红润不像低氧啊，走近一看，纹了唇噢……", "question": "很好奇急诊时病人昏迷了，化着浓妆，护士会不会要给病人卸妆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然冒了生命危险，但救出了电锯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicBMSKm58j6LE2LoueRIY4lgdCjm4bhMuwN5I2FsG0euDUx27o2ykB7w"}
{"text": "对不起，我家孩子又盗垒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4cicve6eij20ml0n80vq"}
{"text": "大战中（剧透）的失败再一次强调：发布时再逆天再 NB 的机甲，一旦量产都是战五渣。", "question": "如何评价《复仇者联盟 2：奥创纪元》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们知不知道，有个游戏，叫做黄金矿工。评论区 @空捻四月 ：其实，还有个游戏叫奇迹暖暖", "question": "如果你在一款游戏里被困七天，获得的所有东西都能带回现实，但是死亡也会真的死亡，你会选择哪款游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忘记开车来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr2n20rfevj30ci0eln2m"}
{"text": "孬。", "question": "有哪些看一看就让你产生不好感觉的字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，系统核心来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4688122"}
{"text": "咬断都不要紧喔～反正她有六个手指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCcavox6CZw089oXqGric1R5cNOsKYTU31cP3qibyKHt3dmNVhGQONMxlg"}
{"text": "彭于晏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTrXYE0mYy25HsFNYsgicTFkTibYq18o6FaV3wHJY3NLq7F59fF1fq4krA"}
{"text": "老婆子说：就那样被拿走了，桃太郎肯定进不去。", "question": "这是个典型的熊孩子桃太郎会做的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5331660"}
{"text": "我找不到重要的包。", "question": null, "star": 2659, "type": "I2T", "image": "6578572"}
{"text": "有的时候，专业的知道自己有多大的不足，业余的感觉专业的还没自己水平高。", "question": "业余和专业最大的区别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咪，你看见昨天我刚孵出的孩子了吗？啊，挺香的，不是，没有，不知道", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "看起来他这里有任务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868WnqAE2whS9KrDwq11IOVDklrx49jiax0MOavtkcH1LWTatnyacE9N8A"}
{"text": "骼膊被戳的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fy0nnol9ddj20m90scdjj"}
{"text": "愿望是头发，对吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnqdixvz4nj30ci0elad8"}
{"text": "后现代社会的一大滑稽之处就在于，所有人都觉得自己吃亏。", "question": "结婚成本这么高，为什么还要结婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲戚来家里串门临走时非得给孩子塞钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TIsibIJbzXKI7XpxhVaCtesKII4LK50E4RYB6J1Wc32FicsZtvQfc9Qogic4icAFHqoMA0IIIFGzDNibQ"}
{"text": "钥匙太大了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6905839"}
{"text": "长出来才发现去年撒错了种子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWICphavgeFBM1jrmpVamGiaSpRCSEkGsenI1PFeiaQJibnLpStcveiaT9MQ"}
{"text": "从家门口一路踢过来的小石子儿被人抢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ech0m7a3uhj20ay09t0th"}
{"text": "我想带去无人岛的第一件东西。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6902579"}
{"text": "动物们都回来了，就他解不了这个魔咒。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998510"}
{"text": "猫咪周边商品", "question": "如果放在最恐怖的灵异地点，虽然能让人害怕但也能感到安慰的东西。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "4149846"}
{"text": "怎么可以增加大便量？成人积食久了会怎么样啊 快一周了？长期服用保和丸真的好吗？用纸擦能否擦干净肛门上的大便?怎么判断腹泻类型？你们的厌食症都是怎么得的？怎样判断自己是不是得了厌食症？心血管黄医生：大胃王一次要排几斤大便？医生来解惑，真相可能和你想的不一样那些大胃王吃那么多拉出来的屎会不会很大一坨?为什么我吃的很多却不想拉大便呢?如何快速排便？采购供应链小常识：最全的金属重量计算公式！如果在自家地里挖到 200 多公斤黄金我该咋办？挖到黄金用不用上交给国家。？巨额财产来源不明罪是否违背无罪推定原则？吃完就拉的人是怎样的体验。?穷人思维和富人思维的差别到底在哪里？如何从「穷人思维」过渡到「富人思维」？第一次去打保龄球，需要注意点什么？坐头等舱是种怎样的体验？为什么有的男的颜值不高，却把到了无数妹子？如果唐僧得了痔疮，你作为主刀医师，面对切下来的那块肉，你是选择要面子还是长生不老？我表弟喜欢吃屎该怎么办?为什么我没有钱依然视金钱如粪土？北京那么多人的排泄物去哪里了？有毫微克这个单位吗？如何处理女下属的暧昧？身为男领导，如何与女下属得体的相处？打算年底订婚了，该买金戒指还是钻戒？男厕的隐私性普遍很差吗？为什么？中国人的隐私观念为什么很淡薄？上完厕所不刷马桶的人是什么心态？被威胁了该怎么办？大便应该算是自己这个个体的一部分吗？上班时间带薪拉的屎算作谁的所有权？一个人强行吃我的屎，算侵犯我的私人财产吗？别人在未经我允许的情况下，偷吃我拉的屎犯法吗？公司监测员工使用厕所坑位的状态，构成隐私侵权吗？如果我拥有无限拉屎的能力，会怎样？男生得知自己「被绿了」是种怎样的体验？被女友带了绿帽子，我该怎么办？如何看待「钱不是省出来的」这句话？如果钱不是问题，你会做什么？被人架空是一种怎样的体验？有没有原谅了出轨的对象再在一起后还过得很好的？女朋友睡着后，男生会偷偷做什么？人呕吐的时候有可能把屎吐出来吗？中国古代的「金」指的是黄金、黄铜、还是青铜？如何成为一个受人尊敬的人？夫妻一方在婚内买房，该如何让房子成为个人财产？庄有猫：哪些特征会遗传给下一代？男性生殖器大小和基因遗传有关吗？男孩遗传到的基因是 父母一人一半？还是随机一个不同的百分比？还有换成女孩一样吗？富不过三代这句话还能适合当代社会么？富不过三代是穷人的意淫吗？什么是贵族气质？英国贵族的收入来源有哪些？请问您如何看待这句话“高杠杆本身没有风险，高仓位才有”？35 岁，男，投资失败，欠债 2000-3000 万（还在增加），有什么出路？如何能做到每天排便？教你吃饭的营养师：三天大便一次，和一天大便三次，哪个可能更严重？如果我拥有无限拉屎的能力，会怎样？天天被人追债又没有能力偿还的时候是怎样的感觉？刘杰律师：离婚协议书（偏向于弱势一方）如何认定夫妻共同债务，夫妻共同承担的债务有哪些？比鬼神更可怕的是人心，你信了这句话，多久？律说：欠钱不还，进对方家里讨债违法吗？最后所有人都会离我而去，是不是从开始我们就可以不交朋友?乏人：为什么你的债，好像永远还不完？为什么会经常觉得人活着没有意思？难道穷人就只配让别人欺负吗？一个人错了一次就要被永远否定么？资本家已经拥有大量资产了，为什么还要剥削无产阶级？农村的大粪坑真的刷新了我的三观，是什么样的勇气可以坚持上完。？上厕所时被人围观是一种什么样的感受？当一个人身无分文、一无所有、亲人漠不关心的时候怎么活下去？什么条件可以吃低保？偷渡缅甸返回中国被抓有什么处罚？人生低谷期，你是如何重新起步的？在一个环境过得不好，想换个环境重新开始，这算逃避吗？马桶堵了怎么办？没有皮揣子，没有白醋，没有泡腾片，没有保膜。。。？是什么让你坚持活下去(限 10 个字之内)？为什么我这么穷还这么乐观？肛肠科小超女：已经割掉的痔疮为什么还会复发？百事通：五一劳动节，致敬每一个生活努力的人", "question": "如果我拉出的翔都变成等重量的金条，会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上课插话，老师让我滚到教室离他最远的角落去，于是我向他借了尺子。", "question": "人做事可以认真到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搬家吧，这是他家了，不是你家了。", "question": "在寝室床上，一个蟑螂卵炸开了，密密麻麻的小蟑螂爬的到处都是，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "测试了在眼睛被遮住的情况下，拿着棍子的人会服从多大的引导。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5984756"}
{"text": "生化危机八 豆腐dlc", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "经费紧张，小便池安在客厅里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkABgGM59Es4a2QRkib7mtMqVcj5Tba5IelMt3lypB35hKdibvCibjr6r9Q"}
{"text": "在合宿的时候，女生除了帅的男生都会这么看。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3656180"}
{"text": "手速过快，着了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4Vt2VaYOnqsaLeezNqzTFOxqvCLc7UCNN3gomLnzZrA9zmwgic3EzVdTQ"}
{"text": "亲爱的，你领带歪了哦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hab636r850j30ci0elgmt"}
{"text": "家里的弟弟说他没见过喷泉，于是我……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM88k0erg6VO8emTEIF231yMhWDsTVRM5P5JItu21D24JyYCSroGICiaOQ"}
{"text": "看到这个就忍不住打喷嚏。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1289835"}
{"text": "儿子看手相，都只有生命线够长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3mrzb8n0xj30ci0eljsi"}
{"text": "我的眼镜哪去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJjvsDA6QpOmDMJ3EO3LuIbzyMmVdveKAfVvyibABpx0ufgBKibeP7EgBQ"}
{"text": "他每次问我“你有没有出去的计划？”的时候，就是想让我叫他男朋友的时候，因为他知道这样我就会答应。所以我每次都随便编个计划出去。", "question": "请善待我妹妹。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4467385"}
{"text": "糟啦！有警犬！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7yyyr2l19j210x18o45t"}
{"text": "便宜的SM套餐的内容太随便了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxNmKGdVV2kGyRuJLLFTwKCL21k1aZNjpuB2YGFia0RrVA4XtUI1GZ2Bg"}
{"text": "我的本科是化工专业，论文答辩是「年产七万吨硫磺项目风险评估」结果呢，我也不知道什么时候，那个「万」字就丢了…………我就顶着年产七吨硫磺项目的招牌顺利通过了论文答辩……直到下发绩点成绩单，我才发现……年产七吨……那得赔的连裤子都没有啊，还风险评估什么啊……", "question": "本科论文答辩可以有多水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "give me a kiss mua～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "傻殿下的手下们也变得现代化了。但是志村还是一如既往。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1841105"}
{"text": "茶碗不见咧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1hkmar7jrj30ci0eldib"}
{"text": "群马野生动物园", "question": "想不想稍微把观光旅行的名字改一改？", "star": 160, "type": "T2T", "image": "4263414"}
{"text": "用手把不够深的箭推进去一些", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWdeNjkm8MsLsWk2ocWsbGkpJJHice4XGGGeG9RViaELFZuvbTiaZ5SnvLQ"}
{"text": "下面观众怎么还捧起来哏了", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "怎么办，球没接到，反而已经打死五个观众席上的小朋发了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8vW9PekRcXMmcqUOHtBblxaSPp6icCUkR6WgesmAIQBbxUs0lrvojBxw"}
{"text": "回家的火车票。", "question": "自我探索旅行的必备物品。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5926014"}
{"text": "爸爸换灯泡的时候不要摇晃椅子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulajxvsLkeW6dzWYhnr6mcmx2dhrPicCvHrYEkht1GHHrIAf727YNNWFg"}
{"text": "我才没有哭啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h40kchpesij30ci0eladr"}
{"text": "看小电影时妈妈忽然进来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7nwKOZp489ibbLnW5H8hGqBG3o9BKIuQ8UZHKyFgvo7gsXCWZCRaiaeFQ"}
{"text": "嗨...情况顺利...爸爸...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279864"}
{"text": "北航的同学们你们难道没有发现这个女生很可疑吗？你们的保密教育都白上了吗？", "question": "怎样才能嫁给北航的程序员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "台下观众", "question": null, "star": 1050, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hfabsem0h7j61401hcgv002"}
{"text": "由于脱发导致对自己的体型判断出错", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "SHE?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6JgS93iaLFv1yoJ69GBnco3wMvcu8W2GW26bEgt8ISiaxDXXJul1MTnag"}
{"text": "这位客人！求你别再试穿S码了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi5q4pmu7aj30ci0eljvk"}
{"text": "穿衣服时头伸错洞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6wmfoh2pzj30ci0eldh4"}
{"text": "帮忙递一下那个东西", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "在这个世界上没有什么大不了的，你就老老实实待着吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2817604"}
{"text": "太阳眼镜货架上的模特人头逼真的吓人", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "跟着美妆博主化妆的我", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "灯泡太紧拧不动", "question": null, "star": 182, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grs9z3vhgej60xp18ygre02"}
{"text": "算了吧，别提麦克格夫了。", "question": "酸奶奶奶现在在想什么。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860109"}
{"text": "贴折扣券", "question": "在旋转寿司店里绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6385428"}
{"text": "蜂蜜有多甜啊。", "question": "在男朋友面前很爱撒娇。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6434283"}
{"text": "希望在醒来的时候能有一颗星星陪着我……（遗言）", "question": "睡觉前说句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4416715"}
{"text": "哇哈哈！哈哈哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4237110"}
{"text": "大减价", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6086770"}
{"text": "有红色对话框的人", "question": null, "star": 938, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "「桌子上的……」话还没说完就全力否认的家伙大概就是偷吃烤鱼的犯喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guggly2kepj60ci0el77x02"}
{"text": "付费制度", "question": "我不喜欢那种扭蛋机，例如完全不相干的商品会中奖。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313796"}
{"text": "吸脂肪的蚊子。", "question": "给你一个在地球上增加一个新物种的机会，你会设计个什么样的生物呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "帮我按下上边的可口可乐", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "执黑先行", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "“你猜那群两脚兽会给我们配什么吐槽语？”", "question": null, "star": 45, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "写一个我同学的事情，他秋招的时候应聘一家公司，公司在面试前有个网上的测评，考一些专业知识，测评时不用开摄像头，想百度可以随便百度的那种，他认真抄完之后答了 70 多分，此为前提。他面试完之后，公司确定要他了，面试官和他闲谈的时候说到“你知道我为什么要你吗？因为你很诚实！别人做测评的时候肯定都抄了，他们都答 90 多分，你肯定是自己做的吧？”“嗯嗯”……这回应该不会政治敏感了吧", "question": "大家面试的时候有哪些有趣或者搞笑的事/人?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我说要去迪士尼乐园过生日，他高兴极了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1222042"}
{"text": "虽然很困了，但是很想看夫妻吵架谁能吵赢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw94q4hudkj30ci0el0wx"}
{"text": "我用iPhone 13 Pro拍摄的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6704381"}
{"text": "他不知道把耶稣口死了也能复活吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmgDryywUn4BCtn1WnXcOU3yVdQlfUPib3gnBh1RFNIRJ70qGZBss4TkFCMiaaJNsQNbBPuf0U2hSA"}
{"text": "剑门关", "question": null, "star": 77, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "每天在学校围墙外散步的王大爷收获颇丰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKs8CW1OfRxe68PovXw4sk5cUxsS5Z123bfMWqQiaTAbr67HtqMn3EnFQ"}
{"text": "好了，肌肉烹饪的时间到了！今天肌肉酸疼得厉害，拿不了刀叉！下周见！", "question": null, "star": 211, "type": "I2T", "image": "875997"}
{"text": "我是甜甜圈的中心。", "question": "轮胎（tires）在说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2172763"}
{"text": "上课不敢做小动作，发生事情家长来得很快。", "question": "上课的老师是自己的父母是怎样的一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，田中君。", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "妈妈……？", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "2845715"}
{"text": "您已成功到达自的地，导航结束", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk48GlCrby4ZgK5gqnv7uSqMJPZxnxhsNNu03tWHQCEiaeYVQzNQMXFuLg"}
{"text": "吃起来很柴。", "question": "老的感觉是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她只把匹克的被撕掉的部分给了我，说让我们两个人吃吧！", "question": null, "star": 808, "type": "I2T", "image": "2261406"}
{"text": "在表演中解释。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338532"}
{"text": "「你们不要再为我打架了！」", "question": "你见过格调最高的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摸爬滚打的女人，战胜人生困境的女性。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496941"}
{"text": "饺子里包的硬币吃下去好几天了还没排出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrWiaBtHJFtEp26HDhBiasY2ic4EBQfibYF6xX2b6Zx3IvyKZunOkY0licTKw"}
{"text": "我的个人主页", "question": "高风险、低回报。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6706556"}
{"text": "更像是外星人，不如说更像是一颗蛋。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "6396510"}
{"text": "你在不在找，在佐贺市寻找它，还是不走动去寻找它？", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "即使不被逼迫，也会去的类型。", "question": null, "star": 796, "type": "I2T", "image": "6071663"}
{"text": "喘气儿的评论区 @以诅尔斯 ：搞得就像不喘气的你追得到一样", "question": "什么样的女孩子一看就追不到？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在物品的深处积满了灰尘。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941583"}
{"text": "自标还没有发现我们咱们悄悄的靠.傲鸣一", "question": null, "star": 1019, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi23bs5fv7j210v18fwm0"}
{"text": "观摩了奇怪的钢管舞表演", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HQAB0ylBw6EUbFkGoHaN2f9wdaP8uXtd4QnwcN1n3O5s92OU8z9CZRQ"}
{"text": "鲁邦三世剧场版主题曲", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2228593"}
{"text": "RTX4090 啊，它主要由 氮气、氧气、稀有气体（氦、氖、氩、氪、氙、氡、气奥），二氧化碳以及其他物质（如水蒸气、杂质等）组合而成", "question": "如何评价NVIDIA RTX 4090 显卡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "千寻……我是爸爸呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bcVe36jo4WCk76icYhO7kjebeiakRv4wmUAhnvBzLOEDfTUcM8dVO3qPg"}
{"text": "小时候不努力学习，长大了就只能给别人点赞。。。", "question": "你在知乎上究竟学会了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拿出证据来！证明我吃了大家的肉酱的证据！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6811283"}
{"text": "主人「你讨厌我吗？」狗狗「讨厌就不会跟你散步了啦主人&狗狗「「嘿嘿嘿wWWJ」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxb8rtfl96j30ci0el78z"}
{"text": "上厕所没带手机的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZqPCQ81SPe8B6Gc8LzUoe6NQvtIkScXdQ4hicOluruLtibAMpJZYcASeg"}
{"text": "蒙古海军日常训练", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb37Dj3CGcTRhicxvl0iciaFu1rgBIKP83icIwdL8IiaZ7TXdkyd24aZJZ46oQ"}
{"text": "你不想去学校老爸替你去哦？你去不去？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi0pzuzsvtj30ci0eljuy"}
{"text": "差一秒赶上电车7大最佳回忆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyq54cs3g7j30ci0el786"}
{"text": "握太阳的手", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6413453"}
{"text": "对不起，我出轨了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5647518"}
{"text": "国际换灯泡大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRriaaXMHmfwPGlepvcTvBQmcRLZze9VfSaJWpuroiaEC5lumyyX0Umwygw"}
{"text": "不知道具体该做什么，只能先这样的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6v6IT2Lmd5Fq4uEfzHETDV0wMDhffQ2nrU5Skx0HSeVHmJF1IoGibVVoA"}
{"text": "隐形车子的启动按钮也太难找了", "question": null, "star": 585, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "导师看着颤颤巍巍的我。导师问：你本科成绩并不是很好啊，能解释一下原因嘛？我：emmmm，当时在打工，做了很多事情，就把课给落下了。导师：那你打工是自己的爱好呢，还是迫于家庭原因呢？我：家庭原因，我父母没工作 balabala……（实话）。导师：那你家里既然这么困难，你还考研，是不是读研了，还会继续打工？这样会耽误学业啊。（叹息摇头）我（瑟瑟发抖）：我们家在今年有了个转机。导师：什么转机？我：拆迁了……", "question": "考研复试中，有哪些令人窒息的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我努力打工，终于我的猫过上了理想的生活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjme5VKrH7EA2ibUZARTDGffu3vPt0icicSthzy5tkYurj7LMWA2ZzQbzMJg"}
{"text": "小猪在采集蜂蜜的时候，会露出自己的真容，这是对蜜蜂最大的尊重。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7340776"}
{"text": "一起生活半年了至今没有暴露", "question": null, "star": 313, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtc3rsogbcj610s1d1agr02"}
{"text": "这样就不用担心明天的郊游了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4244231"}
{"text": "救命啊，让开道路。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6184296"}
{"text": "你第一次在多特蒙德的主场看比赛的场景", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "M用咖啡保持清醒的正确方式", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwg3tj85xwj20yi1alb29"}
{"text": "正要咬人时被发现了的蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb23lbayhlj20b60903zb"}
{"text": "送？猫猫？我刚才看到它从后门溜了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu8bt8o083j60ci0el42e02"}
{"text": "下定决心了就告诉我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibngJWibe4hoQNVsZh5mfF9Em1bxQB9PoBT4P8rVx8iatOeI8pviajxnLibA"}
{"text": "请选择出生关卡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bBbUmMqPJ6PWZdX4CPLRLIfItRM1vBkAPLLnV12qWwNKd0iaE0DvILibg"}
{"text": "那个呢……和我一起睡可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5019078"}
{"text": "全球限量版手机，4万2000日元第三次！成交！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjCrKWPRMZOPYEFqoyOItZg9UV6YnVsfJ9E4kVSmEI7w0YEdafzwWtJ5dN9bxIibkVk5uMtohVOlvA"}
{"text": "用泰山压顶的招式逮老鼠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4ydB0Kwprz4BulLUCCyLKLXGgrSusvv9fh2hVsdsiaiaaXtc80FWrhfYw"}
{"text": "妹妹，你头皮反光刺着我眼睛了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "嗯嗯嗯！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3181115"}
{"text": "约定/会面", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393352"}
{"text": "让 DC 和漫威编剧打一架就知道谁厉害了。", "question": "超人能单挑复联吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拍完照就可以收养人类了吗。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFEvxWnph3D7xN7NY2vmjmqIhMHwuOyDgwNO5joS5CVJBibjLwBLGtTdg"}
{"text": "期盼今年可以跟随父母度假的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fy5bs5d07jj20yi1ca1kx"}
{"text": "饼干掉在地上超过5s了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTLoR5K2Gp6qM7G2QCMdjgIWhF8rEggX14Gxh5icdCdkeZh91IfIDXHmw"}
{"text": "怎么样？高兴得不得了的样子吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284222"}
{"text": "全是胡茬蹭话筒的声音根本听不见他说啥", "question": null, "star": 296, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmpnyverkaj610z11eqat02"}
{"text": "睡前的幻想。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4595809"}
{"text": "竞争对手是第二代的对手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1099247"}
{"text": "很多人很反感成年人之间爱聊天气，认为这是无聊的寒暄。后来，我才发觉这种讽刺的肤浅，在成年人的世界，天气好，真是生活里为数不多的快乐。", "question": "有哪些是你踏入社会才明白的道理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，阿姆罗！是非洲人吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5701723"}
{"text": "只要头发还在，一切都能克服。", "question": "做科研的人自己觉得幸福吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "与想象中的“把下巴抬起来”有点不一样啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvzm4y1m7xj20yi0znnor"}
{"text": "我变胖了！奥特曼！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3422844"}
{"text": "无论何时，都想待在你身边。", "question": null, "star": 1627, "type": "I2T", "image": "7180560"}
{"text": "不是我点的", "question": null, "star": 221, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyc968v4aoj611417qahf02"}
{"text": "“这顿我请‘别，这顿我请", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3x7KUv51jBuVicJWGZZ1OXlsOJ6KudOV6boFcsgKzPwO9raxl9L2LtaQ"}
{"text": "宣布结婚的刑警。", "question": "殉职率99%是什么工作？", "star": 64, "type": "T2T", "image": "6852880"}
{"text": "他想当班长", "question": null, "star": 159, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gssb1axa18j610018g7cv02"}
{"text": "老爷爷，这是误会。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7271849"}
{"text": "喂！你也要玩电车游戏吗？", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "4138349"}
{"text": "邻居家孩子的腋毛长得很厉害。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500008"}
{"text": "成语如果用得驴头不对马嘴，那危害是盆满钵满的。", "question": "使用成语对汉语有危害吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我让你看黑板！黑板！！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "水至净则无鱼，马老板这是暗示阿里内部水很深，都是大鱼，但总归难逃他这张巨网。鱼王则是蒋某，抓起来再放了，暗示放蒋一条生路。放生的只是鱼王，其他的鱼逃离不了被炖的宿命。这说明只许州官放火不许百姓点灯，自己没权没势就老实点，没事不要想着吃月饼，那是不属于你的东西，抢后浪的东西只有死路一条。 评论区@陆跃：我是鱼，他说的是真的@文子：在现场，我就是那张大网", "question": "如何看待近期蒋凡陪同马云千岛湖观鱼?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻了吧爷会飞", "question": "苍蝇躲开了人的一巴掌之后，它心理活动是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了给丈夫一个惊喜，我已经连续两天没有睡觉了...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1343259"}
{"text": "蒙奇·奥特曼，你在看吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446584"}
{"text": "素食动物：我饿了，吃点草吧，于是低下头开始吃。第二天：今天不知道该干嘛，吃点草吧，于是低下头开始吃。很多年后，它们都吃成了胖纸。。肉食动物：- 麻麻，我们好饿，一周没吃肉了。 - 再坚持一下，麻麻今天再去试试运气。。很多年后，肉食动物还是那么健美。再吃素也挡不住每天不停的吃啊亲！", "question": "熊猫主要吃素，为什么还这么肥呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记住了，中山的直线很短。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3094781"}
{"text": "当你试图拔出手上的肉刺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNZ7ycicbJZL7XwoBGYNYcxCZcake7vfuhL5nYFO9wm7a5sM5k05EFf1A"}
{"text": "他或许只是想能有机会跟你在一起多过些年。", "question": "为何很多恋人总要求自己的另一半戒烟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五号线不想跟您说话并向您扔了一个二号线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQe8iaaaDVYl2zQlJ1PbVtpU2teZ0TYxFYVmpNM4ZU24vHayVdVJEp93g"}
{"text": "勤奋工作不如中彩票头奖好，这种事，大家也知道。", "question": "「学得好不如嫁的好」这句话对吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不如把其他东西也打碎当成是小偷干的好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQ4ibiaWl1GahqbPJ4SwaaKAauNWrvxnhibhiaicfm6XpBHct2tcic5nAQ3oew"}
{"text": "楼下大雄挨揍的声音好像小一点了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olN7ARCOZufePKbHzvUmvyR4fXM23zuKHVvXFod9rcflAD5GWv7VHfDcw"}
{"text": "进展喜人的阪神巨人队", "question": "给名作动画加上三个字变成迷作动画。", "star": 2416, "type": "T2T", "image": "2707370"}
{"text": "以前家里有有个电脑小店，经常碰到一些刚接触电脑的顾客，一个顾客打电话问我爸一些问题 balabalabala。我爸：「你先打开我的电脑然后找到 C 盘。」客户：「啥你的电脑，你卖给我了就是我的电脑。」我爸：「……」", "question": "你认识的不懂电脑的人有什么令人哭笑不得的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "10年后的偶像握手会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylCatTDBibdDmLXfG18iaHLCUtRuDHvkib8a7F6JaqDuYqIfINdqsNjibjXg"}
{"text": "整天让我加班，我就趁着加班时间看美剧，老板发现后一怒之下把我没看到的几季全部都给剧透了！", "question": "你遇到过的最坏的老板是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了对称老爸正准备把我左边头也剃崩一块", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "印有日式神吐槽的T恤哪里买的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QloiasPKkuAib1NgLeLIyts511Tia3OtB7zjWQicBRHJPxbYeKloovS6AeVl5QVaAdh6k6fjpgJgBJzQ"}
{"text": "人生在迷茫中开始，在无解中结束。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7325726"}
{"text": "社恐在路上遇到了熟人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHuOOXhmxic2O86UgkWWTeYoXTUVAEoSu0zLtHLZOtoiazqbGRLFe66TWQ"}
{"text": "在保龄球比赛中对投球者说：瞄准沟啊！", "question": "请给我一点毫无用处的建议。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6471356"}
{"text": "在确定表演时肯定会说些好听的话的乔伊曼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6364838"}
{"text": "迷茫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "RntdMhGutzEic0cpqT97GbRuicibdgZSjWs3RlzM5MFTX3wicW63Xaeltmxzdn2jMzJoiaKwa3novKMwpO10j2xb5XQ"}
{"text": "面骑士还是超级战队？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfxt4zznmmj30ci0elwfr"}
{"text": "精子非常多。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6451250"}
{"text": "你看，这就是瘦子的下场。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "我有点不舒服可以开窗吗？", "question": null, "star": 144, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk51aj3mhj610a1cednx02"}
{"text": "最后一击", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5804704"}
{"text": "说着我……我怎么可能会赢嘛」一路杀进了决赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gylkshh365j30ci0el42h"}
{"text": "一见钟情", "question": null, "star": 516, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305512"}
{"text": "教了多少遍，他还是学不会口琴的用法。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4112229"}
{"text": "被对手抢走了先手。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4065252"}
{"text": "老年人危险驾驶，在白天的超市里横冲直撞。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387313"}
{"text": "签到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pHTibwQ5uMIiadjKkytkm66FaGzvhibfSAIAApk2A7C7pzdqG4xs62MMng"}
{"text": "你对什么有意见？", "question": "这个似是而非的时尚品牌名字是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4562320"}
{"text": "女子游泳学校", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7165076"}
{"text": "偷来的摩托车逃走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu3ofz3euzj30ci0el40v"}
{"text": "P站版FBI WARNING", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3usvj6UthcF7fiby8VBwL6nPlJAGTrUXILMdAZhtL91MXpLLeqHwDceww"}
{"text": "别再跟我点肯德基了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzpnsiu95gj30ci0elmyg"}
{"text": "重要，一般姑娘撒个娇就能解决的问题我都得靠武力。", "question": "女生的长相重要吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一年夏天，我走在一个公园附近的街上。突然看到天上有一个菱形的，发着五颜六色光的飞行物。我观察了一会儿，它是悬停的，偶有平移，但看不出飞行高度。于是我打电话给我的朋友，让她从窗口看天空，她没有观测到。因此我推断它的飞行高度并不是很高。我激动的在豆瓣上发了一个帖子说我看到了 UFO 并且报告了方位。就在这时，它降落了。这就是我第一次知道有发光风筝的经历。", "question": "有人相信外星人的存在吗？有人见过外星人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暴雨梨花针日本分针", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "最后的晚宴之第二场次", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g14o9yn7xyj20yi13bb29"}
{"text": "不要伸进去，那是尿尿的地方。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElQkboyfLaSaEvSR2736BKTP8MUXDqicAiay5Tg7wkvriaEKHVpa4Fe9ArQ"}
{"text": "大部分学校老校区的宿舍，空调拆了热水停了网线拔了，那就是八九十年代的水平……", "question": "如何把宿舍装修成 90 年代中国风格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那应该是你的感想吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7020180"}
{"text": "都市迷彩是不是不太好啊？......", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5228674"}
{"text": "1师气学长2黑道公子3纯情学委4彼得帕克", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHldaxRicIkjNPYbRCtDzDIZSyorHIicTCc7fA3HgOp4GBevydczvHVrcg"}
{"text": "在这个逻辑下殡葬行业简直无情。", "question": "进啤酒公司工作必须要会喝酒吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是龙宫城的标志吗……！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6611801"}
{"text": "暑假过完后，因发型问题被叫去办公室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h09obnxy3cj30ci0eltbj"}
{"text": "开水和凉开水。", "question": "哪两种常见的饮料混合起来有很好的味道？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使数羊也睡不着觉，就向神求助，结果神派遣了大批天使，并说：“数天使的数量吧。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4183185"}
{"text": "几乎全是CG。", "question": "如果收录天空之城的真人版会发生什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3220676"}
{"text": "写完作业欣喜若狂时想起作文还没写", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7k41y05akj30ci0elabh"}
{"text": "给你说了多少次，今天叫我妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MUXetaPsVBqoqTQuD0UC0lWzrCjzk15qOdYVv7ZnmhnBerkaOSaHzQw"}
{"text": "哎呀，吓死我了。", "question": "临死前说的一句话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351083"}
{"text": "可能是跟 QQ 空间叫 QQ 空间，而不叫 QQ 模，QQ 代数 有关吧。", "question": "QQ 群为什么叫 QQ 群，而不叫 QQ 环，QQ 域或者 QQ 格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「一会儿老大喝母乳，老二喝父乳」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqozvw46v8j20a609cabq"}
{"text": "欢迎光临，请说台词入园。", "question": "在吉翁公国经营的主题公园中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359714"}
{"text": "那个两年前的小孩我不会原谅的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6698599"}
{"text": "每五分钟查看一次手机。", "question": "成年人在参加成人礼时会犯傻。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4903457"}
{"text": "你是怎么区分我和拖布的？", "question": null, "star": 143, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3qh96q0e0j61401hcan202"}
{"text": "仿佛是大清快要亡了，当时革命党人在街上突袭，咔嚓一剪刀，留下的底版，然后在迎着街口疾风吹拂一下午后的效果。是那么的凌乱、销魂、而不失妖娆，如果能再来半支残烟，稍加整理妆容，那就能够找回犀利哥的神采。", "question": "疫情结束后，全国男生的发型会是什么样子呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5726836"}
{"text": "诶？W君没有人权哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6445371"}
{"text": "“就决定是你了，鲤鱼王！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "俩寅泡澡", "question": null, "star": 350, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "肯德基面试通过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gscxxqhjkxj30ci0eljvc"}
{"text": "即使睡着了也不会忘记微笑，这就是专业精神。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7203796"}
{"text": "刚醒过来的毛利小五郎又晕倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyfDsFoMKMF9A7kVOwAnSZtJ4QUJ90CbjDnPibxj2y7CdW3aBmKUQrYTA"}
{"text": "换灯泡的时候忘记关掉开关", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibVyKkia2ZgL6fXd8NIM8SW5I0PJd6RIuLnYc49aHFjQHBupY0tY0Ov3Q"}
{"text": "在京都圆山公园里面独自闲逛的时候，一位穿和服的妹子抱着个 iPad 跑到我面前，问：「すみません、写真を撮ってもいいですか？（请问可以替我拍张照吗）」我当时正在思考关于坂本龙马的问题（毕竟圆山公园有坂本龙马•中冈慎太郎象），没反应过来，于是脑子一抽：「Excuse me？」话一出口我就后悔了，毕竟不是不会日语。然而妹子并不介意，又用英语重复了一遍：「Could you please take a photo for me？」我愣了一下，然后才反应过来，心想现在再用日语回答未免欠揍，只好回应：「Sure.」我拿起 iPad，镜头对准美腻的妹子让她摆好姿势，却不小心碰错键切到桌面。正想道歉的时候我感觉到有点不对……卧槽这界面怎么用的是简体中文啊！于是我露出了一个尴尬而不失礼貌的微笑，用带四川口音的普通话说：「请保持住动作，等我数三二一。」妹子愕然，随即笑崩。", "question": "在日本生活的你，遇到过哪些奇怪的事或人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次是否绝育的决定咱们还是举手表……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "iPhone的家伙，看看预测转换的最后是什么。", "question": "这个人真是的，竟然在关键时刻掉链子。", "star": 2326, "type": "T2T", "image": "578759"}
{"text": "当你不能胜任一份工作，但你还是去了的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzN0s2cj10y2UqdqVYT8aVYryf6EEwJAKXep79p6WQKf88spicKgiay16ew"}
{"text": "小偷差一点就把店长驳倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gpxe1ykph5j30ci0elad5"}
{"text": "打开冰箱看看里面有什么感觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230986"}
{"text": "剥开一层皮。", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "都说电视敲一敲就能修好的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibJlKpib4UUt5Zv8icP6uszB1OGZg1FqGusnAFiaa8W3jOh4ZXISic90WQFg"}
{"text": "再三确认安倍长相", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAerxTwDGhq4N6E88lgpaYqQLZpOPWHvtFPGuRcfSeRuzCj434dxnX4Q"}
{"text": "这是刚刚你不小心落在我那儿的东西吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvt4cou1wfj20yi17vnls"}
{"text": "建造初期中期和末期都出现了资金短缺的情况", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9Ts7CMpzYFvYmBIyfXDwkibKovpRCNDicTfwpCBAzHociav69x7YibYibhiakA"}
{"text": "被欺负了，真倒霉！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284222"}
{"text": "是谁，在敲打我窗？", "question": "有哪些细思恐极的歌词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狙击SSR桃太郎卡三连败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZ5bnqcbd6CtH793icd2M812LjJsorRQmyBdKEic1Fh1VjRkQkCWwHhfog"}
{"text": "我苹果安卓一起用。可以明确的告诉大家，苹果真的不会卡。只会闪退。", "question": "为什么苹果用户总认为安卓手机用一段时间就会卡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的见过装眼睛受伤，扮独眼龙，然后答案和公式写在眼罩里面的。当时就崩溃了。", "question": "你见过哪些离奇的作弊手法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Siri崩了。", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": "我在体内做汤圆呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7058700"}
{"text": "身为狼，却发现自己体内有三只猪的狼性格。", "question": "三只小猪的可怕秘密过去是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1792245"}
{"text": "网上认识的，知乎，B 站，微博，各种。", "question": "你和你的猫是怎么相识的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去吧！肥猫机器人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gllaih1u04j30ci0eln1p"}
{"text": "哎？！你是说要给我庆祝生孩子啊？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4738736"}
{"text": "单位二把手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNK3jHnjxhI9vibm9suQzRsdSYevbyR5O3ic9hyQfusibQ9ZTibs7icsibeSQQ"}
{"text": "微积分", "question": "请问你刚刚说了什么我不太明白的事情？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7154884"}
{"text": "给玩手机那小子加税", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw6xbqh3wij20yi0zj7wh"}
{"text": "啦啦啦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253687"}
{"text": "三家米其林餐厅", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "为了探寻人类的本质究竟是真香、复读机、还是鸽子，人类组建了三个队伍进行辩论赛。真香队拒绝了参加比赛，于是真香失去了成为人类本质的资格。在比赛前，复读机队什么都没准备，他们决定无论鸽子队说什么，他们都重复就完事了。而鸽子队为了这场比赛充分准备了许多，他们有信心一定会证明人类的本质是鸽子。比赛当天在七十亿人的关注下，鸽子队果然没有来参赛，他们成功证明了人类的本质之一或者唯一就是鸽子。而复读机队因为对手的没到场什么话都没说。那么很显然复读机队失败了。人类的本质根本不是复读机，人类的唯一本质就是鸽子，所有人都这样认为。正当「人类的本质是鸽子」要被宣布时，真香队突然出现在了辩论场。事情变得复杂了起来。真香队的出现证明了人类的本质是真香，而复读机队复读了真香也证明了人类的本质是复读机，所有人都被迫接受了人类的本质是真香，复读机，鸽子并存。而三队对这个结果都不满意，无论如何他们都希望证明自己队伍所代表的才是人类的本质，看着别的队伍分享着本该属于他们的荣耀，三个队伍都妒火中烧，心酸不已。由此我们得出结论人类的本质是酸。", "question": "如何证明人类的本质是复读机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了塑造成熟形象点了黑咖啡又下不去口，好想喝奶茶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5stYVV7sTujIJiaHfiaXHK7MhZOmfMjh2o1wDPORnoibticWzEg0Rl5bicFw"}
{"text": "「看见爷爷泡假牙的消毒水了么？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ech0m6rqy4j20bl091aas"}
{"text": "看路边烧纸会倒霉。上次我骑自行车一直看，结果摔了。", "question": "有哪些封建迷信看似荒谬却有一定科学依据？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你凶我？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "强答我叫陶淘我是个兽医我的患者常常与我同名。", "question": "有一个特别难听的名字是一种怎么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不断地画圆，不断地画圆，不断地画圆，不断地画圆，不断地画圆，就这样转眼间……", "question": "什么是适当的图画歌曲歌词？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1272613"}
{"text": "我觉得越来越像人，大爷那种", "question": "为什么大熊猫有的更像熊，有的更像猫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "足球", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "216702"}
{"text": "很快就哭。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "老祖宗不会把虚无缥缈的东西放入十二生肖里面的。所以龙其实是真实存在的，只是到了现在存于世间的龙已经很少很少了。不过鄙人曾有幸吃过一次龙肉，其肉质紧实弹牙，初尝略带辛辣，仿若烈火在口中灼烧；咀嚼后有回甘，回味无穷。如果没有记错的话，此龙名叫卫龙！", "question": "龙是否真的存在过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我们没钱了。」", "question": "《新世纪福音战士》 TV 版第 25、26 集为什么大量运用意识流手法？它在试图表达什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滑板的人其实可以看到一些别人看不到的漂浮在空中的砖块，当你滑板时起跳用头顶它的时候会蹦金币出来，有的顶一次就没了，有的可以顶很多次。所以当你看到滑板的人在跳来跳去，其实他们在赚钱。", "question": "整天滑滑板的人，他们的经济来源是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁知道那都到一半儿了啊！还以为后面有长征两万五呢!", "question": "怎么会有男生追女孩追到一半不追了的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈，听说你不能用手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlk0QC2OxZibqAYPxhdzc3HmxkOt70CRtvePnFSmjlTIVx4VSxDvHlH39g"}
{"text": "妈妈会帮你照看的。", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "中国传统节日——牛郎织女情人节。", "question": "没有黄油绝对做不成的东西是什么？", "star": 57, "type": "T2T", "image": "6431238"}
{"text": "你知道我的眼镜吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7223488"}
{"text": "他们要爬上来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "：对不起，我妈妈说我和你之间是不可能的。但是你今晚可以来我家吃饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY366f2AWfVKFtaAP3JCicwfsO24UVPjib9mFHPMS1bLAfQO9ezomGn6H8A"}
{"text": "朋友的故事。新入职，饭堂排队买午餐，背后有个姑娘拍他肩膀：「 帅哥！」他心想上班第一天就被人搭讪，这家公司果然是热情开放呀~于是开心地转过身去。「帅……师……师傅，您钱包掉了……」那时的他，冷暖交加。点击这里，告别胡茬，「剃」造不凡", "question": "广告 · 留胡茬让你有哪些尴尬的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不麻烦，添一双筷子的事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWtd0JMB5Vgrg0brKUkdKWtn9sVoTerODQUibzlab1Wr0yKeAibQ3KL1og"}
{"text": "看猫的性格了。猫一般是地位高的给地位低的舔毛，如果你的猫经常舔你，不一定是因为爱你，更可能认为你是个弟弟。你现在舔它，它可能觉得你要挑战权威。之前看见一家养了二十多只猫，地位最低的小弟天天被二十多个大佬轮流舔，自己想舔自己都不行，一张嘴就有猫过来舔。地位最高的也很累，天天要舔二十多只小弟，嘴都酸了。", "question": "如果舔一下猫，猫会有什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伸出猿手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicsNwEX8ydK3f4qN2Pb2N1OJibjh8ITia0mwaYib9NnHYFmm2IptKN5oeQA"}
{"text": "在超市买卖孩儿童照片证据", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "众所周知，在有猫粮之前，猫不吃东西。", "question": "生骨肉喂猫，是不是一场骗局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "龟派气功从后面发射了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usnzkGYdicf5cuWe1ib65LGnk4geibtlNiargUicHK6ClpxMsy0rlfY4T5jLA"}
{"text": "水族馆喂食画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyDkVGAeBPwS3CRxbQib7EGzRts66gBM62hCwhANohliabYsnQ8qRd0htpw"}
{"text": "正月里，老爷的孙子们终于回家了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5661078"}
{"text": "我必须靠自己的力量战胜你，否则哆啦A梦就不能安心地回到未来了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4273852"}
{"text": "我想融合，但是最后的部分无论如何都合不上手指。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4685481"}
{"text": "大晚上这么多快递，还让不让人活了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpFfRicY57iaOUJbtj4Fswj08bjqB043DCFt7d7VA66M2gibicyQNzNaF7icg"}
{"text": "是要cosplay还是要不cosplay呢？", "question": "ATM和TMA的区别", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7031838"}
{"text": "反复往返查看综合超市的限时销售开始情况。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794579"}
{"text": "讨厌的下属的脸颊上停了一只蚊子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3519023"}
{"text": "50年前学校温泉旅行失踪的三个男生找到了", "question": null, "star": 120, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "免费玩家刚打到一件装备管他是什么先穿上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1eL1Haibs9lERPt10h4MlovVVhk6xjZCwyAI5w1LWpXtX8KfhTryjJicA"}
{"text": "验证了一下...这样，这个世界上又诞生了一个新的冷知识...", "question": "只听我爱你就能让人变得强大吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2106887"}
{"text": "我只是想象了一下狼爪挠盾声音就打了个冷战。", "question": "金刚狼能破坏美国队长的盾牌么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快住手！你是想毁灭世界吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gne3s9b295j30ci0elk01"}
{"text": "大家一起洗澡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0tvDL6o7jTcbVYCNjwxJEZricK8uSETRm5xUanod7jMlZLicxyqvyOptw"}
{"text": "青涩的老婆责备我。", "question": "把歌词改一个字就毁了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6763557"}
{"text": "我打算让网红开一会飞机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdOxZjY5QiaAMn6BmPytMHrYJXvvpoYib5r8V1S7RmaHZq5fyaLN2bBBQQ"}
{"text": "拼命要装死的人和单纯不让他装死的熊", "question": null, "star": 364, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsc0kl51xsj60y1181n5t02"}
{"text": "我赌我自己有勇士的素质，于是拔出人类形状的圣剑，对抗扑来的食人花大军。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3655991"}
{"text": "活人说：就是他打的我！报警，结束。", "question": "为什么绝大多数的推理小说都以谋杀为主要题材？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不这样做的话，胸部会下垂的哦。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003560"}
{"text": "探险队向未被探索的丛林深处进发。", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "Apollo养成所 => Apollo训练学校", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5359066"}
{"text": "盾牌竟然如此美味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g78a4cj04kj20m20m2taw"}
{"text": "脑筋判断打网球的人是傻瓜。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "拉壮丁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9e5zEnviahU4qiaa6MnNTQG2h2GRuStspBxjcicj2ZmQibWorPYS9N1SicGQ"}
{"text": "恋爱的话题，简称恋话题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386680"}
{"text": "高中的时候写情书，寄到异地。学校的寄信箱和校长意见箱并排，天黑的时候偷偷寄信，结果塞到校长意见箱", "question": "你曾经做过最羞耻的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想握手但双方焦点对不上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5171134"}
{"text": "扫地机器人打碎花瓶后溜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0gkrptc4vj30ci0eljw1"}
{"text": "妈「不好！我俩的过去发生了改变艾玛要消失了！」爸「给我解释下蕾娜为什么没事！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h050fjmwx5j30ci0elq6f"}
{"text": "怎么给你打了这么多麻药都没用！这还怎么手术！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc2ro4589fj30ci0el0ve"}
{"text": "我有了第一个女朋友，一直都在傻笑个不停。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7158292"}
{"text": "你怀孕了……什么为什么，这里是恒河", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7niauF5HtLRe1uQIcC02JTQ8xKdrylib0Rzwyd81W79IQelG6360pAUd8g"}
{"text": "这有一条星星线吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6407717"}
{"text": "外星来的统一拉去隔离", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8C8hIgic4vQEDpeW1TicHIcdRkRdPeD4nsyc7ibmdHyU1WpuL081244VPA"}
{"text": "鹤翼阵的攻略方法。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "干肠寸断", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BatxqIWCNJlbDNj7vP7hPUqlhibM7eItGxBShoMl3SAiamB9ibX0b7szgtw"}
{"text": "答应来参加party的23位美女，结果一个都没来，肉都归我们了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "爱丽丝有生存路线哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7200619"}
{"text": "他现在还不知道强力胶的厉害", "question": null, "star": 501, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi30t47atsj212412ftf3"}
{"text": "你丫骗我说今天化装舞会！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc7t1xyt2wj30ci0el0x4"}
{"text": "半天才洗干净一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvIz7KOg4z61ZPyuXHma7FPxOk8o7iap2RyKP5WvIYp8REQQuXQYRqzqA"}
{"text": "新搬来的奥女士虽然误会了，但还是参加了町内会的海岸清理活动。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6028956"}
{"text": "菜狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "绑匪说等我把这些色号都说出来就放我走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuMY2pk7qMicm5qyxziaPqo86ibmOEOqW5TIglstibRx5CjxCZLoU4ydRGsg"}
{"text": "俄罗斯轮盘赌", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7016315"}
{"text": "声优是中尾彬。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的鱼子酱。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3355817"}
{"text": "意思是：在竹叶上，那就赶快吃掉早点回去，真是烦人啊，老糊涂！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2255566"}
{"text": "按基因学来说，领导和黑猩猩有百分之九十九都相同", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "邪灵退散 邪灵退散...", "question": "十年前的声音现在听不见了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7372219"}
{"text": "别说生育了，我生存欲望都很低了。", "question": "为什么现在的年轻人生育的欲望越来越低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "网易邮箱", "question": "十年前的声音现在听不见了。", "star": 43, "type": "T2T", "image": "7372219"}
{"text": "因为枕头里有东西，所以随便按压就睡不着。", "question": "如果有干劲开关，就不用去讨厌的地方了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386785"}
{"text": "在电影院里，后面的人伴随着结尾曲唱了起来。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1175088"}
{"text": "再折996只就完成了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmmb6677lfj30ci0elq4y"}
{"text": "水豚围观被强力胶粘住的我", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "平时好吃的零食很多吧？看来是去医院了。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "7016803"}
{"text": "在《巫师 3》里面，我在小河边上走着，发现一个翻了的马车。在里面除了搜刮了一些钱和道具之外还有一封信，大概意思是：「媳妇儿啊，我可开心了ฅ(♡ơ ₃ơ)ฅ，在外面做生意赚了老多钱，咱们终于可以过上温饱日子了。你还之前说村子外面战乱，有怪物强盗什么的不让我出来，你说要是我听你的了我上哪儿整这么多钱啊？别急啊，我过些日子就到家了。」可荒凉的周遭，毫无人烟，想必离家还有些距离。现在，连这个商人的尸首都找不到了。我当时就觉得这个游戏里不仅仅是我存在着，巫师这个世界，每个角落，每个时刻，都在发生着不同的事情。然后我就到河里把那些从马车里摔出来的东西全捡走了。", "question": "你在高自由度游戏里遇到过什么想要说说的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对哦……圣诞老人是发礼物的而不是收礼物的……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goeoa86xgmj30ci0elwls"}
{"text": "因为我在Cookpad上看到的。", "question": "为什么要在荞麦面上加拉面油？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6859306"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "253584"}
{"text": "没有地方可以停泊。", "question": "你去国会干什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158897"}
{"text": "寺田心中断演员生涯，开始崭新的生活。", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "想不起来今天吃没吃治健忘症的药了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNWrKc2IxxUdejTVhKYqpwibtD0xWqo8X9uvga3cTQ3zkVCmfAN9rs7Yw"}
{"text": "想起夏日悸动的时刻。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596015"}
{"text": "阿拉蕾热潮来临。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2067918"}
{"text": "好的，那我现在就把它放进婴儿邮箱里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349114"}
{"text": "打雷了！", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "国足去泡脚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyeqr9ialQBL8dldjibSmQVWG5iapibOp18ULbdclbEWbVYA1dTZbmOFSHBg"}
{"text": "见过帅哥后，一脸失望的样子盯着我看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gts53cns1mj30ci0el78h"}
{"text": "左：我就觉得头发左缝好看怎么的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esxv28rh8pj20a008r40p"}
{"text": "吃之前对食物表示感谢的类型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfU7Nv5SA6lLNdLicXmaXhkeMBs9fibIXazuq6sz6DLBvoKkiaziayoDa6Mg"}
{"text": "心有鱼而力不足🐟", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "被围裙的袖子抱住而感到动摇。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1748163"}
{"text": "这口腔溃疡也太严重了吧？我都笑不出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383255"}
{"text": "课间从小卖部回来发现老师在教室门", "question": null, "star": 73, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "二手房大甩卖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8icR1EactWUulYcGogfqM5gzA1j1RA8UBMiat4y30DDiafTXxGSbYzicejQ"}
{"text": "斯密拉～～！后面！后面～～！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937829"}
{"text": "还没有剥开呢……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036840"}
{"text": "我妈在银行工作，在我 5 岁的时候就开始教我点钞。至今我还是能以最标准的银行柜员的方式点个十万八万。不过我发现这个技能用处很小。一方面是因为点钞机、信用卡、网上支付的出现；一方面是因为我就从来没有过十万八万。", "question": "你曾经努力学习了哪些技能，后来发现用处很小？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的人气图被绘制出来了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1367166"}
{"text": "服用苯二氮卓类，镇静催眠。", "question": "怎样做到不卑不亢，不怒不喜，心如止水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "求求你让我先吧，实在憋不住了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "我没有三分，所以搭乘巨大的机器人。", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "遭了！出门太急忘了戴眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mYqiaibbGu3n3iccl91np90tZUibzNqCYFVRFFDicMVA43ibcTicsg5dep2Exg"}
{"text": "我喜欢地球人做的牛仔裤。", "question": "奥特曼一族守护地球的真正原因。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7075270"}
{"text": "我爹曾是央视摄像。有一次发生了个母亲教育孩子时，因下手过重把孩子打死的事件。为了还原当时的场景，在我家里进行拍摄，借用灯光投影，我妈的影子作为群演，演示了母亲打死孩子的过程，后来那期节目收视率据说不错。试求我的心理阴影面积……", "question": "央视做过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁在对谁发牢骚？是我大谷吗？是我大谷吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2755837"}
{"text": "托马斯诞生的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h549oy7tj6j30ci0eladi"}
{"text": "子弹高兴地飞了过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYwlDXLndTy8JIJ7aTbibqEOYqTiblJjXEQgQvKIb7BVLjOsXwX4NX4znw"}
{"text": "超过五星级", "question": "已经放弃的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2441594"}
{"text": "有一天，被发现住在我们国家的E.T.", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "558581"}
{"text": "想起来我朋友和我说的一个事，他们公司经常加班，然后有个人猝死了，后来来了一个妹子，坐那个位子，大家都没告诉她猝死的事。某天晚上加班，妹子有段代码不会写，就让男朋友远程帮忙写，然后去吃饭了。然后，产品经理路过她位子的时候，看了一眼她电脑，发现电脑在自动一行一行的写代码。第二天，那个产品经理就辞职了......", "question": "四个月没工作，找到工作后却发现不想上班了，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走路和美女擦肩而过时，不开车的人回头看一眼，整天开车的人第一反应是往自己左前 45 度或右前 60 度的方向看一眼。", "question": "开车的人和不开车的人思维有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坐在自动扫地机上的猫咪眼中的自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPEvmHjCZwEibMttL6M5TvVzGq1flZxnYo5I38cCKNhUHpuCsibalmyg0Q"}
{"text": "哇哦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505566"}
{"text": "宣誓到一半看手上的小抄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEZkcewOaBCejkBp4N79dVzwwX3U0icvrQvWkRfLSGDUBLepFk8FlxFgQ"}
{"text": "程序员从来都是自嘲不息，哪轮得到人家来黑。", "question": "网上黑程序员的现实依据是什么？程序员真的那么悲惨吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让我看看毒下好了没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQcO48DzwQrLOW8FoXhpLFahPS0EibKqFpUyibQs41xJ7icK74aQMEQcIIw"}
{"text": "教练，我的科目三算过了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uBXt8mDFxp0FkkDsb8lbxiaoK6RRhopSd12qYn3XSJ0tUaLJqEQxVia8g"}
{"text": "他被发现是三重县出身的。", "question": "吉田沙保里在驾校学习。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5401400"}
{"text": "嫉妒x与y的关系", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eotprlckq0j20b20bm0u2"}
{"text": "最近养的狗是这样的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6813281"}
{"text": "巨人音乐会开始的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290416"}
{"text": "哈哈，我要投身于黑暗面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7341433"}
{"text": "听说邻居家着火赶紧运来了我的暑假作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssRZ3cB8Evicvia93cDWn6m1dzy2Ee7VVaV9IvfOBP7lb4ItdvgbvEEOFw"}
{"text": "我们家用的壁挂炉提供热水，壁挂炉在厨房。有一天母亲在洗澡，嫌水烫了，叫父亲把壁挂炉温度调低一点。过了一小会，父亲问：这个温度行不行？母亲说：昂，刚刚好。父亲边笑边说：你这个人就是事情多，我根本没动过温度。母亲：……", "question": "「安慰剂效应」有什么巧妙的用途？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在偷听吗？无礼！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794747"}
{"text": "制作方和著作权归NHK所有。", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "再乱动就给你左眼也扎一针", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eahfn4b1tfj20bp0bvwfl"}
{"text": "不打九折我不买土豆。", "question": "麦当劳的那些事儿。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6593256"}
{"text": "团长和参谋忘了拉窗帘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVT6TMbIBicWGsHlwe4fAianKzTBF7iane2rQ71unMAH7WUSuic8PqPXqM1iag"}
{"text": "即使味道相同，只要颜色不同，印象就会大大改变。真的只是颜色吗？连香味也不一样，这边是草莓，那边是苦瓜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2980971"}
{"text": "我想早点说出地球的常识。", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "别蹲，这个坑有人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNWibPWS6kCpMoxicjxE9BicZfyMibw11pRnLWRQeTbV2mTP6OM1qhbeF9wg"}
{"text": "电视台的瞬间移动教学视频很成功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10Yq95FV3Kox4BTNolibAUVbtLD3WWwG5NuJ7g88KzPdI8GOPgTm0Wjm9vQ"}
{"text": "尸山尸海", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "老司机坐旋转木马的感觉。", "question": "战斗机飞行员坐过山车是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说一个收到过的“特别”的生日礼物20岁生日那年，那个时候的男友是搞IT的，费尽心机去中关村找到一个已经淘汰了的奔腾三CPU，以此庆祝我“奔三”", "question": "你送过或收到过什么特别的礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候我也纠结过长大后是上清华还是上北大。", "question": "如果你是男人，你愿意娶宝钗还是娶黛玉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "酷毙了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7272568"}
{"text": "她现在忙不得理你你可以回「那你吃吧」显得自己体贴绅士", "question": "你问女生在干嘛她说在吃屎是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "饭做好了哦~（但其实没做好）", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "好残忍，我这里是小ü见了 jqx，擦掉眼泪笑嘻嘻。", "question": "小学学拼音的时候，那句「jqx 见了鱼眼就挖去」，为什么 ü 要去掉两点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先别吐，想好是什么垃圾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib9O9ue2jHkzK029KV9bHsW0BvkNsGMJe664RQt4pz7qU4cHw4o1cPrw"}
{"text": "下一个轮到小河田弹贝斯了……咦？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6503819"}
{"text": "可拉倒吧，你是没被一个陌生男孩扑进怀里过好家伙，快二百斤的大胖子，一个转身直接往我怀里钻给我连人带魂直接撞飞出去，连带着身后的几个小姐姐跟打保龄球似的给我撞傻了都", "question": "密室逃脱真的可以让一个陌生女孩扑进你的怀里吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "震惊！欠百万话费竟然是因为……", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "床下有人。", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "好的，健康的成年人儿子哦~", "question": null, "star": 278, "type": "I2T", "image": "1700706"}
{"text": "好像挖过头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "如果我是敌军的将军，我就往那边逃跑。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6445691"}
{"text": "准备就绪，可以进入祖安区了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3GbYdhqic1sSg8QINX6JMHuibaVD63mFib0e86eFISd9tHTsNz9icuZ9GZw"}
{"text": "幼儿园老师：你妈来接你了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "描", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "从溜达的人中排队进来。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388054"}
{"text": "冰淇淋的珠宝盒。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2551125"}
{"text": "一老虎指甲剪好了，然后呢？一我刚说的是老胡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNUcXqOGa3miaY127xENTPrjicic0Gq7fk3VQ3HMc1nuJXwmicyQaNS8QahA"}
{"text": "今天的小孩。", "question": "早安电视播出时，观众投诉蜂拥而至，到底发生了什么？", "star": 1027, "type": "T2T", "image": "6985983"}
{"text": "「鼻子在哪里？」搜索。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5954456"}
{"text": "反恐精婴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkX6qoY3RBU1emZ9icunpatrFrhoKbiaIp2xAKphaPboxDLg6jxMewBp5Q"}
{"text": "名字难念。", "question": "蜂花护发素效果怎么样，作为一个老品牌为什么没有发展起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“喝一杯吧，海带精先生”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "真人来了，但分不清哪个是真的。", "question": null, "star": 362, "type": "I2T", "image": "6771915"}
{"text": "恐龙队的球怎么还没发过来", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "对战双方眼神都不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4zmrqpbjwj30ci0eldgq"}
{"text": "在这种情况下，放下骄傲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "285507"}
{"text": "快手收购A站", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibElibqB7iciaIOWUaZGc3PPhP3GWp5NbMLmmGEKaJsyq3z529Wia5R0Xwng"}
{"text": "和闺蜜自拍，只给自己用了美颜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QNuNmG2BicBIVtI6PbRkPG8fb7vmFiax3IGm3zLlX6P8icV1xm6FoiaNHLIkqFZcsXqnMfNKSmveJMuw"}
{"text": "用了好几年的拖布", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWB4AkPAcRHUcTpu9UUJVxGfYr1s7u6oB9AoKhicUNz0nk5Hl5LvOpt3g"}
{"text": "什么条件允许！！？是睡眠质量不错吗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "女生来答，条件允许你愿意嫁给马云还是易烊千玺？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姐介，这不嘛也没有吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "这个家店拍大头贴的设备太简陋了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0LGxvO9SiaUS5uIBO2nRe2TOHurgKcec8T8BC1T3zDdMcB3VAHYaKMiag"}
{"text": "三骑红尘妃子哈哈哈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6QUIdJfXYpdIZF41zuXk5F5f6pYpuG2BPWaWEvyricr7mlrhvhXSWicAw"}
{"text": "好消息：可恶的偷情者只剩下一双鞋了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArkP2TTicz7dng8opiawVHYeic0clXUSZelmy56ic4LjgibTkTmWFpGg1c5sg"}
{"text": "日本人：你准备好了吗？英国人：不，我是绅士", "question": "有哪些必须会两种语言才能听懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你老婆也很吵吗？", "question": "现在有哪些顶级耳塞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咱们的神仙成仙了还是要工作，你看上到玉帝要上朝，太上老君要炼丹，四大天王负责安保，齐天大圣要养马。往下说土地爷山神爷灶王爷哪个都得上班。西方吸血鬼就不一样了，每天不是睡觉就是吃，要不就在去睡觉和吃饭的路上，一份正经工作都没有。所以说，劳动使人（鬼神魔怪）快乐，是有道理的。", "question": "为什么我国的神仙不像西方的吸血鬼一样对永生感到乏味呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用珍珠奶茶代替惩罚吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6935782"}
{"text": "要不，你娶我好了？", "question": "家庭年收入 60 万，老婆总说看不到希望是为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出来吧，俄罗斯人走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGttyfymGuG1dPVRnMYCwqQXmK6DokrHYNsqqfJdlST1ibMpgvoS4qrPsg"}
{"text": "「你老踢我干嘛？」", "question": "情商低的集中体现有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地方开启了无敌状态", "question": null, "star": 719, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdech3m4b2j61401hcgt902"}
{"text": "奥特曼太厉害了再多叫只怪兽来日或神吐者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TV6ibcL8q4IGHswJ4Xz243N5HXicvo5HjtAmPXh4poS2mtjD73OXSBIibZzcZ85L0CTuic0rgGnd3wMw"}
{"text": "400米自由泳也太自由了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eap7lqnt12j20c6090q3t"}
{"text": "新开发！疲劳眼贴片！", "question": "请为我命名一种能有效舒缓各种眼疲劳的新款眼药水。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3948009"}
{"text": "大家别被骗了...那家伙是假的...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6878054"}
{"text": "咖喱乌冬面太好吃了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713250"}
{"text": "五条 - Wǔ tiáo", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7237741"}
{"text": "我的电脑里没有「新建文件夹」这几个字。", "question": "人做事可以认真到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "总统山的背面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkm2jXH9GBxbSN3NU3Q77iaONj0qgODyYwmuicNcLVCe0zkf4PfVciabwrQ"}
{"text": "我们一秒钟就能够把用户的过单科技有限公", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "1mpqZTuicGDDRtHTPhs55KAicEF0PdExaP3x42ZtcLz27DN73dS5jG4AItSqD18HoTD4swxrMVBjk9IOc1f2fbzQ"}
{"text": "那家伙，一炮而红。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6517628"}
{"text": "每次打开门，都能感觉到离学校的距离越来越近了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1288463"}
{"text": "集齐后就会变成雅乐的那件乐器。", "question": "别在吸管上加这种功能！", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7072405"}
{"text": "可以的，我单位就给我配发了警用手帕，还发了一瓶警用乙醚，遇到穷凶极恶的嫌疑人，我先往手帕上倒一些乙醚，然后捂住嫌疑人口鼻，这样就可以无伤害制服他。有时候晚上抓捕，我们还会配发警用迷香，配合警用吹管，首先用我的警用口水将嫌疑人家的窗户纸弄破一个洞，然后徐徐吹之，这样也可以兵不血刃的抓到他。至于警用点穴的方法，这个属于高度机密，我就不多说了。", "question": "为什么警察不使用麻醉枪作为警用装备？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对没钱的人来说，意味着失去了选择的能力，就是这么简单。", "question": "没钱，对现在的年轻人意味着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是小老虎！！.是小老虎...是的吧......", "question": null, "star": 1008, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnoar9ru8xj611a1d0n4y02"}
{"text": "这家打耳洞的店好恐怖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6st5ePibqbFibXzjYqa6AHKhTeCq8lqodUdMHmLichLprv67icjib6dT2qoA"}
{"text": "所以您被美人鱼带走才一个月是吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t8fF1lHkIficbVia3njgUI6orHbzuft9bTlnic0Bzibmy3B3waIoVUkHzMw"}
{"text": "这个笨蛋正在接受特殊的训练。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5816832"}
{"text": "因为计算机毕业工作了三年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXLMsaYwEs0HlLyx8PFNrAsH2WoIb87suNBwtZGWYickH2XoNwZd0ql2g"}
{"text": "味儿之、", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHe1g0xTCeAbHQ6nSgHFouP8B0fshZVHnypmbzYhWqUFppxsdDmkqBSQ"}
{"text": " 高中的时候，特别喜欢我的历史老师，刚好遇到学校选举人大代表，当然，你知道的，一般都是选校长，我投了我的历史老师一票。唱票开始，选举结束，黑板上那个“正”始终只有一划。在我们校长众望所归地当选人大代表后，我历史老师跳上讲台——“我日你先人板板勒！哪个龟儿子臊我的皮投我一票！！@#￥%……&*”各种不堪入目的话语，我那瘦弱的心灵啊！ ", "question": "你给人帮过的倒忙中后果最严重的是哪一次？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通过连接到出口的地下通道拦出租车比较好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6982862"}
{"text": "扒手遇到了扒手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hfo89f3v6oj30ci0elwfo"}
{"text": "请带一条红色的围巾，谢谢", "question": "去腾讯面试（产品类），穿正装合适吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他知道个毛他觉得洗澡、梳毛、滴药、擦脚都是我找出来跟他干架的理由！！", "question": "宠物知道你是在照顾它吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隐身斗篷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHIA3flbYoiakR9H3QOZ0Szcy3icVHDJDNicnCezmg3nWPz4TPP8HoichuxQ"}
{"text": "等你交任务的NPC", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotZJibn0zBaaMGrKk8icYkMsbMrfOdydo1jo6faRjLOAPKmJ7kqwyeWoTA"}
{"text": "万青的第二个十年发展计划。", "question": "如何评价万能青年旅店乐队的新专辑《冀西南林路行》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打听到女方的爱好是古风、小动物和cosplay", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5tBFjCVT0aVhsYoK8DRB4ib6lfBSTibT8zoTEoG5rNcTYbsyWKJNKZJcQ"}
{"text": "摩托车送报的声音响起了。", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "寻找沃利是刻不容缓的级别。", "question": null, "star": 4244, "type": "I2T", "image": "4476633"}
{"text": "鸭子队长！好像该你上场了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7032016"}
{"text": "美国超自然现象特别部队在调查水井底部时失去联系，故事由此开始。", "question": "外国人拍和风恐怖电影时常见的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5373049"}
{"text": "执政党变成在野党之后民意又上来了", "question": "发现前女友变成女神是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "VR作品编号652", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "虽然没有迟到，但……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrWrXkPTYeicYsSlwQqeRVOa6qFdtUVBEtqUibibKysyic2Uzp988sMe8Hfg"}
{"text": "拔了一个孩子的风筝，武装自卫队就开始源源不断地往河里涌。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3816412"}
{"text": "我将那只海鸥从森林外面救出来，是个英雄。", "question": "请编一个关于森鸥外的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387987"}
{"text": "二向箔，清理用 。", "question": "国内跟国外都有哪些名字很好听的史诗武器？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "点进来之前以为题主是男的，所以想过来鼓励一下。结果是个女的。有什么不敢的！", "question": "一时冲动买了裙子不敢穿出去怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想活命的话，明天你挖鼻孔！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ech0m60ie5j20bo0cft9j"}
{"text": "我是巴尔斯！", "question": "能不能勉强看一下《小魔女DoReMi》的最后一集呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7277310"}
{"text": "10、9、8、7", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3j5c06oj20fu0e4abx"}
{"text": "无论在哪里都有静香在", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IOyjd3lzE7iblGGOO6vqFQHFgwEJzaWBniarIicNvVOy0icFYTcNciagJrf9Q"}
{"text": "中朝首脑会谈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvR0HEIhg14O7vB9GLPrk4ht4UkwBia4ib03PSKbfkvqESdAjYL9102giaA"}
{"text": "他们是中国老龄化的体现。", "question": "如何评价以「爷」自称的人?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叠穿", "question": "穿上宇宙服时不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314821"}
{"text": "妖怪图鉴的新品种。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268410"}
{"text": "人最可怕的不是愚蠢，而是又蠢又有责任感。", "question": "如何看待「性学家演讲，被大妈当场泼粪」事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题主要求烤肉了！好的，啊~求求你了，章鱼小丸子也烤了...虽然我们是共食，但是请享用吧！", "question": "从现在开始，我想吃烤肉，请做一下。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2568781"}
{"text": "谁说的胖？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibAmiak74CzIQfVyuWQaQBNiaJSicEdoVZ76QaobZMTsyMSicnZm6JOmQFiaQ"}
{"text": "颜大人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1256473"}
{"text": "住在新桥的单间公寓前面就会被推荐投资一室户公寓。", "question": "请问在东京旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386571"}
{"text": "江苏的震省神器当然是镇江市的高铁站。站名：镇江南每次路过的时候听报站，整个人都要抖三抖。", "question": "中国各省有什么镇省神器？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打开薯片包装袋", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "金刚狼（或译：金剛戰士）", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "天青色等烟雨", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "让妈妈买了PS4结果一直是爸爸在玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqwlVkvkiclFYnI45w9HeQDvzc6Q4HSvzoaiacwQxwVoOjg205SMyKknZg"}
{"text": "越想让她笑，对妈妈的杀意就越强。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846989"}
{"text": "巴啦啦能量，变凉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868pork5rg23AB04tN5uGRcRI6IQ0XamGUD4TlRXlJMpjick3icjRslUziag"}
{"text": "我有家室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBIrT1X856Un9AvYNQD7lSUCEZ03z0bHC5j5389OWVZrAueJJYaOZZnw"}
{"text": "带着黄色的东西去旅行。", "question": "随便说一下这个故事。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "1979138"}
{"text": "罗拉耳朵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9Y55nKRficmqWvhGvHvxWNggIlnyFKnAI9icKHq6bCTbAWthyrcO5KI2g"}
{"text": "那小子还有气呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc34syrf81j30ci0el76k"}
{"text": "练了半个月，终于可以轻松举起一幅字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESibdDw716l5KN7fUtG8BHP7bFALiaqQ4AeiaBe4OvGkAzfNWLLqRN13tnA"}
{"text": "那不就是针么。。。。", "question": "为什么不做金属牙签？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生，这个好吃吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922235"}
{"text": "猜出了邻居家的WIFI密码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwXNYeOHSZ2OPE6WO8WmRcdlCjoWfcfUsJEvNkAKSecJiajo9iad7NxkibOg"}
{"text": "校长一会儿会解决这个问题。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6654424"}
{"text": "作弊了，但是不是故意的。考英语的时候我坐在靠窗户的位置，有一道英语单词填写，要求写出烟草的英文，给出了 t 的首字母，可我确实忘了怎么拼写。一筹莫展之际，我望了一眼窗外，马路对面一个大牌子：「中国烟草」，下面是两个英文单词：China Tobacco", "question": "你在高考中作过弊或想作弊吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能说两个字报看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksNvJIguM74MtGia7s6xYlBcDgRXlmPPTStAwqIPAnVEEsnPl2SokSLibA"}
{"text": "我给她说了句「加油」，她把我叫到会议室，告诉我，下级不能和上级这么说话。我们团队一共两个人，一个我，一个她。", "question": "让你印象深刻的一次自己与同事间的矛盾是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生：【不是说了吗，尿检只要一点点就好了】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibPhC6RPdXERBkDPFIuKUPIEiboz9u8NbMvTRlPINC98hxgYNicRJFk65A"}
{"text": "一听米尺就晕过去了。", "question": "我的恐高程度达到了100级。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2852027"}
{"text": "这就省得给统一教会捐款了，因为我已经被父母赶出去了。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "不小心趴在筷子上睡着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEicUNXLlJ4qfqYjGRj35EYghMn4GpMiaf5h5icibx6ahFwfqkrTRL5YqPdQ"}
{"text": "我竟然真的在想怎么使用。", "question": "如果你突然有了好多钱，比如一亿人民币，你想怎样使用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "3天连休已经过了一天了。", "question": "请说些无关紧要的话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6797121"}
{"text": "肯德基", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "返校后打开衣柜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyZCJq6hscmK5QZD2MQADDEPgwcdRaLibzC8J7Wx9X9P0dhgtzApTywlg"}
{"text": "我 17 岁那年，友人 A 突然坚定地对我说：“我要开始看海贼了！”我震惊：“你认真的么现在可是高三啊！Σ( ° △ °”友人 A：“没关系，看漫画很快的。”一个礼拜后，友人 A 举着一只小纸船向我奔来：“走吧！我们一起去伟大航道吧！”往楼下小喷水池一指“就从那个池塘开始怎么样？！”可笑，要不是缺条船我早三四年前就走了，轮得到你来邀请我？？？", "question": "19岁，现在出海还有当上海贼王的希望吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两年间发了不知所云的傻乎乎的帖子，却没有得到一颗星星，只能笑笑。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "误入「千与千寻」世界后汤婆婆说「在里面找出小夫吧」由于完全找不出转身回家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3n1u0tt5rj30ci0el0u7"}
{"text": "再走一步就能蜕壳了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337462"}
{"text": "男人上了岁数之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBniaTia2jC4H5ptiaPicqUFlgicibzgSPCdHKKfx6FAaic3qeFVuBoXderexKg"}
{"text": "不敢翻页怕被老师看到手机于是两人就这样僵持了下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZxP4kvRW3kzQCcDibSr0WWUHZdZr7shKwH8AofUve9buibTh4Dyzj8Avw"}
{"text": "告诉你们一个残忍的秘密：其实你们长得就是他们照片里的样子。", "question": "和不会拍照的人出去旅游是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忘记存档了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h09cfl37msj30ci0eljsn"}
{"text": "将棋是夺取国王屁股的游戏，而国际象棋是吃掉国王的游戏。", "question": "请用通俗易懂的方式向女生解释将棋和国际象棋的区别。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022626"}
{"text": "如果通过互联网增加用户数量，人才系服务也许能创造出大业务。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "7178237"}
{"text": "狗窝", "question": "史努比的意外度假地点。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4505965"}
{"text": "把水倒在你自己的杯子里", "question": "如何让猫多喝水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "凉拌炒鸡蛋，好吃又好看", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "辶隶虾户", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "汪", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "想替对方测测额温又怕被对方传染", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luySBYnNX15hJMglZLD89tPUXUMica9ia4Tfz0R0x6GyYDBSysygGAF8QqQ"}
{"text": "泼妇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibd0WDsBT5WWZHDTGicByKq5QHLqEkUbrDODag3iaOYXDIEOr58ZoaJ22w"}
{"text": "啊？你刚刚不是已经夹起来了嘛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6652167"}
{"text": "经过反对战争的努力，这个国家的军事实力变成了这样。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1489055"}
{"text": "胖虎：大熊，小夫的首级我替你带来了，大仇已报，你可以安心的去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHiaRGll1wMCWwck3wKxHbJ6UOicKBSXytlGiclyv4uyVpDCgufQA0TJFMg"}
{"text": "这位顾客，确定所有商品都结账了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gohejxl0d1j30ci0el115"}
{"text": "农民之家24小时近距离观察。", "question": "这个节目感觉会在秋田电视台播出。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4288258"}
{"text": "移哈接牧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWGBxssd20zkwT1clT4vFIbwxibcWOMIUcRNf7q9XZldQCxGFo5k46Frg"}
{"text": "7 分天赋，3 分后天。剩下 90 分就交给声乐老师了。", "question": "唱歌真的是七分天赋三分后天吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种时候有过吗？", "question": "穿上宇宙服时不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314821"}
{"text": "等一下，好了，再来一遍。能不能让海蒂的台词更有感情一点？还有，彼得现在马上把消炎止痛膏撕下来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2025430"}
{"text": "每天七点的换台按键", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBzGlq50DKsc8iaicMhN5Ru4H7YCIiccRY0ibdqAWMejX2Lgp0bwPpdyJJ4Q"}
{"text": "数学老师都能带体育课，体育老师当个班主任咋的了？", "question": "如何看待体育老师当班主任被投诉的现象？教育部回应音体美老师都能当班主任，你支持吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的拳套是假的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrSico4F7V05NJyiajVqqIVA5K7leYQuuTvENviacuT3Cdyp7XQAQqRF7BQ"}
{"text": "逃跑的莲藕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn8DkfBj8iacgeZBGCEs6E8Rv4FrJKBXx7PKBJj4MZoB47tHl8uIDxkL7A"}
{"text": "高中的时候，有一次发生了一件让我很崩溃的事。崩溃到在教室里哇哇哭，好朋友啊好哥们儿啥的都在旁边安慰我，可我真的太伤心了，止也止不住。这时候有个跟我玩的很好的女孩子（之前天天抱着我的胳膊说不甜你好好看呀）愣愣的看了我一会儿，说，不甜你哭起来好丑。OK。泪意刷的一下就没了。那一瞬间我觉得我是冷酷无情的女战士，流血也不流泪。", "question": "女生为了变好看变漂亮能有多拼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "研究者发现，一种生物 Homo sapiens 的外表面可以自发生长一种准一维纳米线[1]。这种纳米线主要是由 protein 分子经 supramolecule 的 self-assembly 形成的高度有序结构，往往还可自我更新，且随着生物年龄增长而逐步白化。该生物群体中，部分分化为收割这种材料的物种，另一部分分化为研究该生长原理所在学科的物种，但是后者有可能无法生长该纳米线，尤其是在头部的表面上。", "question": "如何看待「本科生自制光刻机」这一报道？有哪些意义和局限性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我很想开玩笑和自己吃饭，但是还是希望能吃到好吃的东西，晚饭时间到了！(=^･ω･^)", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "不叫的杜鹃", "question": "如果把自己比作历史上的人物的话...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2437630"}
{"text": "我比你专业…", "question": "有哪些医学常识是医生非常希望患者能够了解的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "敌人", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "说出来怕吓着你们，我爸年轻的时候会做暑假作业上所有的思考题！", "question": "你爸爸年轻时候做过什么让你膜拜的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唔系啊嘛？你个鼻咩事啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "西游记，快来看，包刺激，入手不亏！", "question": "有什么小说男主角是和尚的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因口臭被凌霸的少年把弱点变成了武器", "question": null, "star": 446, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glvujtvm39j60zp0zpahy02"}
{"text": "蜕皮", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4652339"}
{"text": "教室里只有女生。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "本周的名侦探柯南因为转播职业棒球而暂停播出。", "question": "名侦探柯南中常见的不会有人死亡的剧情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1582225"}
{"text": "违反校规的发型示例", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpmjs9uxwyj30ci0elacw"}
{"text": "虽然我很想把球分开，但是我的球不能分开，对不起！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208576"}
{"text": "我觉得自己是旷世奇才，留在老家过安稳日子是暴殄天物，去北上广虽然吃点苦，但那是天将降大任的前奏。", "question": "为什么现在很多年轻人愿意到北上广深打拼，即使过得异常艰苦，远离亲人，仍然义无反顾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "诶？你不是说了请我吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4461106"}
{"text": "脑子进水了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyd718fyagj30ci0elq56"}
{"text": "这个区块的震动最厉害。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987121"}
{"text": "说一下我同事，隔两年要碎一下结石，然后去年碎了，今年又有了，可能他不只是有矿，还是珍珠贝体质。我把回答和评论给当事人看了，他表示很愤怒，需要我请吃顿饭平息一下他的愤怒，哈哈哈。", "question": "家里有矿是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "客满只能在楼梯上摆桌子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLRRaweAdGjL6tgg23KtE4Rq1EqxVzLljdyO6HIJtgFRwZcrZBVxFcFQ"}
{"text": "所以你说过你不能再输了！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160050"}
{"text": "工作人员喊道：“公园，祭典！”", "question": "在吉翁公国经营的主题公园中常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359714"}
{"text": "他想拔出来但他家超有钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m238zVTz1Zry5dxJ1K73iafsDmscicjZvZtZPY0Lwp3lXHauVtgxBnz2w"}
{"text": "站着开。", "question": "如何高效地开会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电饭煲的性能提升到了新的境界。", "question": null, "star": 303, "type": "I2T", "image": "5560662"}
{"text": "看见没，为了让女人消停一会，这样的谎言都编出来了。", "question": "有人说「女生安静 10 分钟会瘦 0.5 kg」，这是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "香肠要避免阳光直射保存。", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6569106"}
{"text": "大笨象跌倒了...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6006799"}
{"text": "家里来了一只比自己更可爱的新喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gml6updblvj30ci0eln54"}
{"text": "我买的时候只有两只兔子，怎么兔子突然就这么多啊。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387931"}
{"text": "楔在牙缝里的菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBxRAW1F7u6AK01QQGpY6X8RDBxgAFyAk6KvBWAzzQCvtfU61oMcMZrynvsYzSMfDqxcHsiaTZ8BA"}
{"text": "很费钱。", "question": "咖啡喝多了有什么害处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "种一棵树最好的时间是十年前，其次是现在。", "question": "30岁学编程靠谱么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当得知自己暗恋多年的男生被自己亲手掰弯时。", "question": "有没有哪个瞬间让你下定决心不再做个腐女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星巴克的人", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7006991"}
{"text": "士别三日，刮目相看。", "question": "为什么越来越多的微信用户只展示三天的朋友圈状态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别人在炫耀男友时，我不忍心打击别人，只好把他对我的好藏在心里的时候。", "question": "恋爱中女生最幸福的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子一定会把整容的事情告诉客人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7079477"}
{"text": "健身教练惨遭货车分解得到大量鸡肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQFV4jHX9iaib83icuESw4DSPzx1jnvUFv5ic8nfa3sDnRHafUwO22RnRX1w"}
{"text": "近大远小", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "在汤还没烧开前就把酱料加进去了的女生和把面撒在水槽里的男生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7210156"}
{"text": "前卫两人，后卫三人的传统阵容编排。", "question": null, "star": 276, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235499"}
{"text": "我偏要迈着太空步靠近你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp7mljok7ij30ci0elaee"}
{"text": "毕业证书很重要。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6746324"}
{"text": "立场反转了呢，老爷。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376383"}
{"text": "被旁边那个打得鲜血四溅，可老板只是骂她弄脏了文件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iae9LqkSmIUuLsdke84l8QllibBfmoK2K9hXo514RQW9KdkXpqQAvr7TA"}
{"text": "我很早就把甜筒摁到咖啡或可乐里面吃……直到一年夏天，他们推出了雪顶咖啡～⊙▽⊙", "question": "有哪些你想发明却已经被人发明了的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「吾乃魔界使者：地狱三……『坐下！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gstfwos1dhj30ci0el78i"}
{"text": "这次我们一定能接住再试一次抛高高行不？", "question": null, "star": 481, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go1768n5a1j610q137k0u02"}
{"text": "用出毫无征兆这四个字，我隔着屏幕都能感觉到累。", "question": "在一起一年多女孩毫无征兆说累了不想在一起了是怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咬金牌。", "question": "孩子做的事，有一定的限度可以被原谅。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6397788"}
{"text": "因为小肥猪都围在桌边吃小肥牛和小肥羊。", "question": "为什么去吃火锅的时候，小肥牛小肥羊都有，却没有小肥猪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初中的时候，当时正在热播《天龙八部》，香港的那版，我特别特别想看。但是按照家里的规矩，我只有在周六的晚上才可以看电视，平时是决不允许看的。一天晚上，爸爸出勤还没回来，只有妈妈在家，我在自己房间写作业。到点了，电视里传来周华健那打机关枪一样唱歌的声音，我实在心痒难耐，于是想找个借口去妈妈房间倒水喝，顺便蹭几眼电视。到了那之后，发现妈妈竟然已经歪在床的靠背上睡着了。我当时心跳加快，一个主意立马在脑袋里成形。于是悄悄的钻进了床底下——当时的床还是那种绷棕床，床底有很大的空间——趴在那里开始看我心爱的段公子泡他心爱的王姑娘。过了没多久，大概是妈妈觉得那里悉悉索索的不对劲，下床来往床底看了一眼，这一看不要紧，当时她就发出了一声凄厉的惨叫，她做梦也想不到床底居然会有一个人！！ 可想而知她有多么震惊！我不停告诉自己不要慌不要慌，脑袋飞速运转，最终决定以不变应万变，装作成睡梦中醒来，揉着自己的眼睛道：啊，妈妈，我怎么在这里，发生什么事了？我妈吓坏了，说：我哪知道你怎么在这啊，你怎么了？我说：我也不知道啊，我只记得我写作业写累了，就睡了一会儿，就不知道怎么到这来了，妈妈，我害怕。 说完还紧紧抓住她的手，一副惊魂未定的样子。我妈赶紧把我弄出来，好好地端详检查了一番，我正在担心被她看穿，她又说：你大概是梦游了。唉，最近学习压力也确实是大了一点，你赶快去睡吧。我假意抗议道：可是我作业没写完呢，我不睡，我要写作业。我妈说：还写什么啊，明天我给你老师打电话，就说你身体不舒服，今天的作业不写了。总之最后我妈还是坐在我床头看着我睡着了才走。 那次几乎是我人生中扯过的最离谱的一个谎了，从此我再也没有偷看过电视，妈呀太吓人了。", "question": "你人生到目前为止演技的巅峰时刻是哪一刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电玩宅和赌博佬。", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "你也被他剪头发了？啊，就是那个戴眼镜的混蛋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362673"}
{"text": "我的鼻子和话筒上的图案一模一样", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "她变成了我的ATM的他。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3754144"}
{"text": "啊……能不能别让Whisper躲在我头上？不如快点把Keta带回去吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419656"}
{"text": "在德国大街上看到卖冰激凌的车，价格板子上写着：一个球 3.3 欧，两个球 6.6 欧，三个球 9.9 欧……别的国家比如法国，是这么写的：一个球 3.3 欧，两个球 6 欧。", "question": "德国最让人不解的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明明是熊猫的展览，展示的熊猫却明显不对劲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2867546"}
{"text": "首先，吃冷面。", "question": "在食物上加两个字，变成七个字，会变得不好吃，请试试看。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7017674"}
{"text": "我们不打三分钟的理由是因为没有加班费。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "兰博基尼", "question": "请输入乘坐物体的名称并用一个字替换它。", "star": 347, "type": "T2T", "image": "6732142"}
{"text": "她被甩的瞬间。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "谁对你好你就跟谁。你是猫吗？", "question": "就快要结婚了，可是身边却出现了另一个男生对我非常好，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好！谢谢！请问！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284288"}
{"text": "下一辆！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEaHm6QibK6Ro2wibVTR3HicBcKsZPWj1NbjEljFTcrxadHeRmkibkS41xsg"}
{"text": "「对哦……圣诞老人是送礼的……不是收礼的……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9ctkzyucsj30ci0el75c"}
{"text": "说明普通用户的主观意见没什么价值", "question": "为什么 iOS 7 刚出的时候我觉得它那么丑，现在却觉得漂亮了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在田野上玩的就是棒球啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315199"}
{"text": "借钱还钱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388638"}
{"text": "你的吐槽语有一个赞啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f34lmzjbj7j20aa098q46"}
{"text": "点完二踢脚把烟头扔了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6nTMolSW4WZEiayKSEIHJiczyPiaHzR6gA3RADv1JTtSThoaUljNdjUibTA"}
{"text": "担任父母吵架的记分员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2RuqaVvvZfpzF1QWBOPxMmg5D2zqTmnjKZVBgHSjqn4lHtllFuzJFuk7UAMv3VEJKJjAaaoicxkA"}
{"text": "你们医院的玻璃门擦得太干净了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03t1HoMibicxB3BXKEAoT6FveSiaJSWXzcg2FsAbjWXWdhNpOJVShLmsdEpw"}
{"text": "领导打卡都要排在我后面。", "question": "你敢到点就按时下班吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狗袋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icYZUrhu7bUrtVBReWdo2rK43qWYSnibicgo3zhmBYTlShBRCgh0EhPE5A"}
{"text": "荡妇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VavZEw17ykN23TEDnCxT0TNxSqOZpO0ajAABANk5b8Sdyv1t1FNWj1Q"}
{"text": "哈哈！在这个世界上！啊啊啊！改变世界！用那颗坚定的心！嘻哈！", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "强力胶粘住了啦", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "媳妇生产住院，和临床夫妻照面，总要寒暄些什么。于是礼貌的和男的说：你们家媳妇真漂亮啊", "question": "你经历过最害羞的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全班就等你一个人呐", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "察觉强烈气场冲突的类型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496144"}
{"text": "在大boss发出这招前如果不打败它已方就会全死", "question": null, "star": 644, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi7in9qp9fj2118165guj"}
{"text": "向这个观音求子特别灵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHxRQWfS6iboTW2CuoGKSUUVoNSuogibxIUj8mVqxz6nssoI2c7SQvhNmw"}
{"text": "等一下，我不碰母狗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6450758"}
{"text": "因为害羞而用摩擦的方式降低体温。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6489266"}
{"text": "狡猾的游击队员", "question": "用七个字让他想象出来。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993962"}
{"text": "佛系一点，这文章随便看看就好了。那么认真干嘛......", "question": "如何看待《第一批 90 后已经出家了》这篇文章？为什么一些 90 过着「佛系」生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "顾客，你没有经过结账的商品在包里是吧……（小声说）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7053450"}
{"text": "致死量", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hamnxlruaxj30ci0el419"}
{"text": "被一种叫做LINK的东西打败了魔王。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6700304"}
{"text": "大雄跟大家都看不到的好朋友“哆啦A梦”玩得很开心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz4bxgXH7UXCO4ynGVK4Fy9BzCGUmXsMdiatUc5ibz91zvhiaho4gnCaCGEg"}
{"text": "融合失败。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763578"}
{"text": "只要夹住这里就不会漏气了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "题主可能刚自慰完，我们多陪陪他……", "question": "AV 电影的价值是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么，那只蓝色狐狸肚子上的类似口袋的东西有多大呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3297690"}
{"text": "加油，下载要努力！“剩下5秒”为什么停了多久！……为什么会变成“剩下3分钟”呢！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3485087"}
{"text": "我见诸君多傻逼，料诸君见我应如是。", "question": "你有哪些压箱底的装逼的句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个洞是拿来……我知道啦！放尾巴的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1acBTibPhWA1fEN0icyTlrfvXYTe14pgsGdPSKlib6UuibCH6ibRFLyjHwlQ"}
{"text": "现在是39.6度。", "question": "把它想成不是免费的东西，用七个字来表示。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313258"}
{"text": "车站在这边。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5894070"}
{"text": "星期一上课的氛围。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5131372"}
{"text": "捐款500日元以上可获得特别版海报。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354963"}
{"text": "背景闪耀着光芒。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6930157"}
{"text": "你永远不知道 deadline 能把人逼成什么样。上学期学了一门安卓开发，课上到三分之一要开始项目提案了。那时我们刚学了 sensor，看了一下安卓的 sensor 文档，里面有一项是温度。那时我沉迷烘焙，老想烤个蛋糕烤个鸡。但是又葛朗台附体，舍不得买个烤箱温度计。于是我用无比严肃的语调和组员做提案。要不然写一个安卓温度烤箱计……同学们都用「诶，有点儿意思」的表情看向我。我说：「……利用安卓的温度传感，在屏幕上实时显示烤箱温度。用的方法很简单，启动 app 放进烤箱就好了。」同学用鼓励的神情让我继续发言。「……缺点就是只能用一次，并且要时不时地趴在烤箱前面读数。因为指不定下一秒手机就糊了。当然我们也可以加入语音播报……」", "question": "你见过哪些「没什么鸟用」的APP？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打哈欠是会传染的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrYRZamn7MC8OIY6wKkavMibKaBIT1kcgFicLJbFSajPk8qMYH3guSEIIw"}
{"text": "公交车上装睡不想给老奶奶让座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAibicQ9fG8GU3WBhLNoibRn8WY7wJmkROAmYr9BRiaicYmWhDm1RfubptZIw"}
{"text": "我在门把上涂了强力胶。", "question": null, "star": 101, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "哇！煎饼好好吃啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1544977"}
{"text": "真拿你没办法啊大雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhjbnkodc2j30ci0eladp"}
{"text": "每天！铠甲勇士。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1949909"}
{"text": "没有人能把骑手和他的坐骑分开。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "你看我的脑袋多灵光", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "以为是坐便没想到是蹲便……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqb4rh8roxj208w08kjsy"}
{"text": "我听着歌呢，你还敢偷我手机？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksEXdib526NklsP1jtcd7NEh7z19r3WmtrvRvibbPzoibicaJiaEwic0kS0McA"}
{"text": "妈妈让我快点睡觉我：快速入睡！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3tSOBPCicFsJYI1Bchbx4D0WYdoG33SGOBSOA4OGycLyavs9ZcfH5pWw"}
{"text": "我跟你讲，你要是不绑着它们，它们就会从 20 块一斤的桶里爬出来……然后爬进 40 块一斤的桶里。", "question": "大闸蟹为什么要绑绳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要被删除了，你不怕？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "加油！鹦鹉很快就来了！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5682494"}
{"text": "出木衫先生真是个坏人！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6423314"}
{"text": "到战斗机坠毁现场去的话，大体上有拿着竹枪的这些人存在。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1356461"}
{"text": "灰姑娘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzyZzjrev8S3SgORMnYWNjEiannic7CVetbamIf1nwFib4WYHJvAcUcQ7mA"}
{"text": "比父母规定时间晚回家的奥特曼", "question": null, "star": 488, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsugtnfiv5j60zy0zy44e02"}
{"text": "喂，我说今天还不上贷款你信不信？下周还吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2666395"}
{"text": "Winrarsetup.rar", "question": "IT 界有哪些有意思的短笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有人说过我像Gackt，这让我感到自豪。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4837758"}
{"text": "-前边那个人看到没？撞他\n-教练！我不敢！不敢你他妈还不打方向！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvk49yDvRtkVV886R2M0dFxJ3CeA6bW2oS2rsQaemQ04Jao8ianmOVkxQ"}
{"text": "忘记看到了多少页", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdGibvKLia1ticnwsPPgzuH8NRbIJVlfrtXyjIvth1V5YBJhezWao262XLw"}
{"text": "真是北极熊，是他们今天没拿纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtwooaSYfXV5tKEibD12MvUiayqtsnicDibsIKY5pzthXrT3FxU1pE7Ugztw"}
{"text": "醉汉 vs 喝酒不开车", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615475"}
{"text": "你以为这事是现在入职了然后前面那家操蛋的公司才发 offer 过来？", "question": "婚前相亲过的感觉不错的女孩在我婚后和我联系，我对现在的老婆没什么感觉，怎么释怀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在手能够触及的范围内，有电视遥控器、纸巾、薯片和果汁，鼻涕纸一扔进垃圾桶的瞬间。", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 2257, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "我发明了开屏晃手机会跳转别的APP", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "快走！有阿三！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "哦，新人，这里很危险，要小心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625810"}
{"text": "因为借钱和没借钱的问题吵架了，但最后还是借了钱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "964433"}
{"text": "别关电视！我还醒着呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsjuq72soij30ci0eln0o"}
{"text": "人体骨骼", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "大雄「跟我去自首吧！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb24o7jcyvj30ci0el76v"}
{"text": "好的，我伸出手帮你了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4482044"}
{"text": "我的孩子？证据呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8qvi7hzhcj30ci0el0wv"}
{"text": "起床/化妆后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJeJeg3sPIZYaqiaGVcdBsUow1HnEmuMA38rFSSBURQdtuUZdJmVSo8EA"}
{"text": "等了好久的，是罗杰·海耶斯！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6034964"}
{"text": "这种问题想想就让人脸红，不多想了，我要去练习人体了。", "question": "如果画的东西都会变成真的，那世界会是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是EVA初号机。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6900601"}
{"text": "拜托了，成员不够啊！有制服也有球棒和手套。也准备好了推子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0nOhqlpB5k0Na7Htl9FrAZfS4lfmr9bWichax0MUhK5b5ePTP3tYhw0A"}
{"text": "稍等一下，我不能允许你这么做。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5990754"}
{"text": "遍体鳞伤也OK，心依旧热爱。", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "这颗螺丝是我家工厂生产的呦～", "question": null, "star": 296, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnywevgv4qj60yi1a0th502"}
{"text": "老师离开0.003秒之后的教室：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3QLrmsHXFbCKO9SRnTrmicAH7f7MIbl4Fh23yiau2cTrVjCm2QxB6LllQ"}
{"text": "辣油91", "question": null, "star": 771, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj54fo9u5uj60zs1227b202"}
{"text": "可能是因为穿了喇叭裤吧", "question": "为什么有的人放屁时声音极大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，狗狗在交配呢...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5736651"}
{"text": "日神优选", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKEYFbn2NvibsFQ0PYKAwlvk0YYU6BILV0bOHZSAsdQgbgaQP9RG1DmNMk6GmnVPU8DF6Gfs2hvicA"}
{"text": "原来是敌军！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tNLSBuvZgNqqhz3KII4Fiba1PfYrMJ4UuS0R9xqyt4RuBeEtndhRXVHw"}
{"text": "即使拿出来了，也不要乱动那个杆子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7341358"}
{"text": "上法庭的时候记得带灯牌", "question": "造谣被明星发律师函了，明星真的会告吗，还是只是做做样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "依次脱下前面人裤子的练习", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp81zdo77uj610e1cjjyv02"}
{"text": "去买体育彩票，赌中国男足能够出线，参加卡塔尔世界杯。你就是有马斯克的身价，也会输得倾家荡产。", "question": "《西虹市首富》里面想花完钱却越花越多的情况，现实里面会发生吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "表面和解但心里十分不服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gewih720u5j210s150aii"}
{"text": "筷子。", "question": "有哪些平平无奇的两样东西结合在一起之后大放异彩的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在只有冷水的水龙头洗手被烫了一个泡.", "question": "重庆究竟热得有多夸张？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这题我会，我很懂题主的心态娶教师不行，太喜欢教训人，脾气不好娶护士不行，医院那么多病，还跟医生暧昧娶银行女不行，天天数钱，回家逼我赚钱娶行政女不行，公司看人脸色回家甩我脸娶空姐不行，三班倒没有休息，没时间做家务娶文艺女不行，太骚，太装，没有共同语言娶酒吧女不行，肯定被包养过，不能要娶工人女不行，眼界低，收入低，不能帮我娶富婆不行，太有钱，天天把我当奴隶娶穷人不行，没钱，我还要拿钱给她养家娶留学女不行，不爱国，还喜欢乱花钱娶农家女不行，不会打扮，土里土气的娶产品女不行，一聊天就聊工作，还加班娶技术女不行，抱着电脑不离身，天天修 bug娶小学女不行，犯法娶中学女不行，只会玩，不知道我的辛苦娶大专女不行，学历太低，没有未来娶本科女不行，硕士都考不上，找工作难找娶硕士女不行，老觉得自己学历高来压我？娶博士女不行，年纪太大，生孩子不行娶公主不行，要入赘，万一被皇帝砍了娶处女不行，没有经验娶非处不行，太有经验娶离异女不行，谁知道为什么离婚娶带小孩女不行，拖油瓶又不是我的好累，各位可以继续帮我写下去", "question": "为什么娶妻不娶教师、空姐、护士、银行女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "会对他不能成为自己男盆友的事实越来越愤怒。", "question": "和优质的男性相处是怎样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友，好样的！", "question": "那个人一眼就能看出来。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6901381"}
{"text": "演狗都不演空我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "号称灭绝人性的 4ch 上也有个帖子，一个妹子问为啥她的男朋友爱玩游戏多过和她亲热。然后楼下回复：《侠盗猎车手 5》雇了 500 名以上研发人员 30 个知名编剧设计剧情开发经费高达一亿，这一切都只为了一个目的：让这款游戏非常好玩。请问你拿什么和侠盗猎车手 5 来比？", "question": "找个不打游戏的男朋友有多难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "山西人三个字都是轴对称图形真的好好看啊。原回答评论区 @犹聋：吉林人表示赞同【手动滑稽】", "question": "说到山西人，你的第一印象是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，是日记啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3496072"}
{"text": "中介嘴里的坐拥半山尊贵，美景一览无遗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicEN5Vg09TX1fhLHuQibPib3fXEoiasFrTgictKGdTONYHrNmb0lohxr9VSw"}
{"text": "朋友吵架太久，你已经带上眼罩睡着了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "想配吐槽语的我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "马上乱纪元，脱水", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "你心情不好，但是旁边的傻逼非要跟你尬聊的时候。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3pSib88FD5zGnAooQEzvx0QlYEVhibfLlibnfbOicicR3HSJEUqkTC5mD3xQ"}
{"text": "一次世界大战的起因是大公遇刺，二次大战的起因是德国谎称波兰入侵，所谓导火索，借口而已。", "question": "因为异地恋，还错过了女友的生日，女友突然说要分手，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "裤子", "question": "把汽车的名字稍微改一下，让它显得有点土气。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5413618"}
{"text": "这家伙都抢先拿走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1helafv522gj30ci0elaba"}
{"text": "将军！到了接种点再脱也不迟啊！", "question": null, "star": 608, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gviku3mfi7j610d15dwkz02"}
{"text": "为了政治正确，这最后一球你们一定要想办法让她投进去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqrmByOZAUw8f9FPib2xxfEcsoGk2gyNu7ur60QbCXibLUGcfiaHFN4rnYg"}
{"text": "我爱你，共两十五万次。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "两个说去国外旅游的人在澡堂子碰到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3yakuCKe3DibGPibj4j9SIzByeTxA6BV7U1aicQNHib7F0enEDEnEQOm7cQ"}
{"text": "一个急刹车，身上的肉都甩了出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icGZUR2Ctb077656u1UDhsZHaKdyeMo4RaPyuibL4MPbtWhPhlsgcIwrw"}
{"text": "军训前军训后军训忘记带剃须刀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTxkNq7ibfEvsJB1toFg6t8oDYLGT5w78oWtjT5icutt3k1vEpfVq7DqLA"}
{"text": "儿子看起来也很健康，这太好了。", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "如果老是待在洗衣机里，就会被人叫做多啦A梦，其实我叫铜锣美，是个女孩子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372401"}
{"text": "完美地解决了阳台上的乌鸦问题！", "question": null, "star": 141, "type": "I2T", "image": "1897764"}
{"text": "不止是西游，是非常多的神话，都有一个设定，「天上一日，地上一年」，如牛郎织女，按人间是一年见一次，但在天上就是天天见了，突然很心疼那些喜鹊……说到西游，唐僧师徒取经也就十几年，天上也就十几天，而取经九九八十一难，大圣没少找各种神仙来救场，那些神仙估计会吐槽吧：这泼猴前天找了哪吒，昨天找菩萨，今天又找……", "question": "《西游记》中有哪些细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坐时光机没系安全带", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "你昨天撞倒了一个女人并且肇事逃逸了", "question": null, "star": 557, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyp0bregrxj610g1cm7d102"}
{"text": "什么叫下班？不走能叫下班嘛", "question": "如何看待准时上下班的员工？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "P个狗头挡住要看胸的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkibWxicyib28wCeuxGpjiaNR0KJj8221dDh9n4xBL9kz5Lk79UCv12VibhpQ"}
{"text": "古代的垃圾邮件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibHyBbNuXkhBc1VxQxQibVw2W0IfmSMdSalvic6BkBibOWsKs2zdzBribgLg"}
{"text": "为什么最近抓不到老鼠呢？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5574438"}
{"text": "受苦了，摸摸头吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7045978"}
{"text": "甜点师的学徒早晨很早就要开始练习。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4324962"}
{"text": "火车经过养鸡场和养猪场。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255349"}
{"text": "不要，疼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xNfnEmyDQ4e0UAP5h0SyiaSu92ic4rxLv30bicnau39hhNnDqKWWwT3UdQ"}
{"text": "为了制作而产生的费用的发票。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "巨大化了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h642wkhuegj30ci0eln20"}
{"text": "你懂的吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsy2nulz6lj30ci0elwhf"}
{"text": "潜水发帖，但是显示IP", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPhw6gyrFibyLI9MA9XibzfIIib7VWPTaVm71xK1Wajtt8swbqj8ALSibvng"}
{"text": "哎呀！刚想起来我不会游泳！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0xnk1v10ij20o90t776x"}
{"text": "看到广告后返回，但缩写没有反应过来的时候。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "那只老鼠是我当时得到帮助的小田鼠！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5179414"}
{"text": "才把照片给你你那手就忙活起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNK36U8DoI1vdtkmfKgYLOW2f4eXhDEHYSqKlV6HJKMef6kXaia4BKBicA"}
{"text": "刚移植的人手还没恢复好", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "鞋店的女店员给自己试鞋时俯下身的一瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs0jd2686rj30ci0elgs9"}
{"text": "哇，刚刚好大的声音！不是的，我没有撞到抽屉里什么的哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6456033"}
{"text": "再借我一万块。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7042920"}
{"text": "无论你吃多少勺，吃完了能把勺子送我么。", "question": "如果吃一小勺太阳会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早饭的炸肉饼里竟然是防盗警报器。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2978734"}
{"text": "八月三十一号", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "抱歉，结果是战争。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IF3qP98yAMloiaZrrbllmvN9Jm02IJiaJAWSaVJ69UM9UFDapLWTgmhTng"}
{"text": "也有后续哦。", "question": "第一次去美容院的人可以说一点点谎。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7355276"}
{"text": "摸头发：喜欢你咬嘴唇：喜欢你看你：喜欢你冲你笑：喜欢你秒回你消息：喜欢你对你冷：想彰显自己，喜欢你不看你：害羞，喜欢你盯着你看：对你感兴趣，喜欢你摸下巴：对你感兴趣，喜欢你搓手手：对你感兴趣，喜欢你跺脚脚：想到你怀里，喜欢你", "question": "有什么看穿别人心理的小技巧?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听我说，谢谢你因为有你 温暖了四季……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "我给生气的高达涂成了蓝色。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4354502"}
{"text": "培根。", "question": "你眼中的法兰西是什么样子的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "性感玉米", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "就像你在公共场所优雅地大小便一样。", "question": "如何在公共场所内优雅地吸烟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，我真是的，去看看AMAP吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364601"}
{"text": "鬼屋入口的裂嘴女角色扮演得很差。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7363666"}
{"text": "我可没有那么多时间签名啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3275410"}
{"text": "在果物屋里问了‘这是什么果实？’然后就拿出了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5423532"}
{"text": "谚语，形容冬天的寒冷程度。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "基本上没有什么魔法效果。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": "引导", "question": "在父亲节不能送什么礼物？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7223586"}
{"text": "为了抓老婆外遇所以安装了针孔摄像机，结果只拍到这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suo7ib9KzvmQgN1euJlhj1cfDYCQATmwhjZl3umL71yewbFhvpMcJj65wQ"}
{"text": "我在记火锅菜单的时候。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "不是让你带球来的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7aib89Sj1hw1SUu82NEXEmnThIxQ9DaA2sEFcNeEBBKck0ibic6qKBr9Yw"}
{"text": "喂！我等了你500年了！快把门上的标签撕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6icztpWO0iaBBB6LzpBZjUCibI0GS053vm5ahlXxU7YDZ8U7lQcvic364SQ"}
{"text": " 饲养员同志正给猪炒菜呢 ", "question": "宫崎骏说：「当一个男人步入中年，他就已经成了一只猪」。那么，步入中年的女人是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晾的衣服几乎一样多。推荐划船机，因为多了一项把衣服吹干的功能。", "question": "跑步机、椭圆机、动感单车、划船机、登山机的区别在哪里？家用有氧器械哪个最好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们怎么活下去？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7265801"}
{"text": "今天的报酬没有了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2834868"}
{"text": "小抄书写员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicTWWicwTcdpn3m7vN5XibXgauWoXlpux5l9vKyf2seMia9Ab6HwWVQU8gw"}
{"text": "乐高积木：小猪佩奇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75RxaZyasibBdc5ChF8scePT1BuFrNNqEtKY3j2nMjCX0RK0ebfpiacDLhw"}
{"text": "最近处理了一起金店抢劫案子，两个抢劫犯大白天抢劫了一家金店，这本来没什么。但这两个劫匪抢的是我们法院马路对面的金店，这个金店的位置位于一个全是摄像头的十字路口，而且就在我们地区法庭正对面，我们法院边上就是检察院，检察院边上就是看守所，看守所所后面就是武装部，武装部对面就是警察局。这条街的名字就叫政法路，居然大白天还有人在这条街上抢劫，而且犯罪分子后来交代的时候还说他们蹲点了两天 ，于是当天就被抓捕归案了。", "question": "你见过哪些蠢到家的罪犯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人家以为我的衬衫是鬼太郎呢，真是个傻子啊。不是的啦！我只是说看起来像庆应大学的风格而已。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "508165"}
{"text": "这是电影吧？回去吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4781365"}
{"text": "神的游戏就是戏弄佛。", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "又在傻笑中浪费了时间……", "question": "2016年的总结", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2537972"}
{"text": "掏耳掏出了了不得的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLbTibh4KXCLefvDlOduM3jfzpl0xsPcGian5P3dTvqlcchFibDbwndCw1g"}
{"text": "四分五裂", "question": "战斗起来就显得很强大的四个字成语。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5649113"}
{"text": "可以击垮大家", "question": "如果大家都不消费，可以击垮资本家吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "往前一小步就不会溅出来了", "question": null, "star": 195, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glgkk5k9moj60zb0zb44u02"}
{"text": "帮我撕一下。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "疫苗接种要趁热打铁。", "question": "将谚语的一部分改成疫苗接种。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627750"}
{"text": "胖虎是你干掉的吧？110马上来了，你赶快……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbklfv3mfxj30ci0eltcu"}
{"text": "→↓↘+a", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "不懂日元。", "question": "真正的有钱人常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895078"}
{"text": "因为她是千年一遇的化合物桥苯环萘", "question": "同样被称为「千年美少女」，为什么桥本环奈受到追捧，鞠婧祎受到嘲讽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看错了吧，根本没耗子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "只想在酒吧啃甘蔗，为什么大家都看向了我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4V1PkxPbOUoj9IYY633c8jJGvTBYS22u10WatpCSX7XlNue9icibf7Po7g"}
{"text": "蛋壳可以用剥离器剥开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6255996"}
{"text": "昭和的电视就要这么修", "question": null, "star": 292, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsrb1a8nivj612h181jy802"}
{"text": "他绝对在装蒜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3432175"}
{"text": "财务省合作", "question": "首相岸田在YouTube上开了频道。他发布的第一个视频是_。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7150091"}
{"text": "奥禾与刂奥", "question": null, "star": 194, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "在静止的格子里一定会有题目。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "SM俱乐部来了一位麻烦的客人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaiccCXryIwniaAuEK92ETNrQgvHQAuOpf5lCIN3iaPBo79f4DlNx4VWcEbA"}
{"text": "你们根据自己的颈围调整一下绳子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXnUJibDQPLXgI3p1icvVR01QJWoOtMJLGcyeOUc4KPBDp5z7coIicOht1g"}
{"text": "投喂", "question": "请考虑奥运会的新项目。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3185666"}
{"text": "你在拍照片吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2341671"}
{"text": "眼镜怎么了？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2404396"}
{"text": "想拿驾照的学生很拼命（咕噜）。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4510373"}
{"text": "装完最后一块地板的装修师傅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22ILAAWl2aSNmLlodv1j8ibjOY9BmIRFrsNjVMjU2XLxQ7pMZsiaDYsS53Q"}
{"text": "值班中，一个妹子抱了一团类似衣服的东西跑过来对医生说，我被东西咬了，可能是蜈蚣，并把咬她的东西包起来带过来了。说完开始抖怀里的衣服，抖出一条生龙活虎差不多十几厘米长的蜈蚣，把我们吓得尖叫连连，唯独小医生淡定道：嗯！确认是蜈蚣了。", "question": "急诊室里都遇到过哪些有趣的怪事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "动物园男子亮刀原因：猩扒客", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpuFg29YbZ5j5cia8RWQ8hRnm4CFVR3TMKiafDZFfx62GJRNibJ0cxSZws7XibxvZwYLpWGoTIzLz2zA"}
{"text": "那就这样吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6306800"}
{"text": "青蛙变化还是回归，两者选其一。", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "倒点火药做爆炸头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0Lh4VibicibjR5eYdjCD5DpibQaW1OfiaNloCQdicNEZWfMOFUVeTP2JDtic5w"}
{"text": "好啦好啦，我让你打还不行吗", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "这就是用我的耳朵克隆的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "难道不是幽灵吗？这个也是那个也是！", "question": "在3,7经营的鬼屋中常见的事情。", "star": 1239, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857310"}
{"text": "我头发都掉了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDIT29s61G4pMnldvOs3iaibIzJH0Mfs5KkRVk8VmicwwPAVzDU7sp49htWwg"}
{"text": "不是，是因为馋", "question": "突然很想吃一种食物，是不是就很缺里面的营养？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在公司的年会，在老爹起身倒酒的时候把他的凳子抽了。那顿打刻骨铭心。", "question": "你们小时候做过最沙雕的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让孩子在大人面前表演节目。", "question": "中国有哪些恐怖的民俗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他/她长大了。", "question": "出什么事了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6721318"}
{"text": "鬼上来了，大叫着“啊，是鬼啊！”然后就逃走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6542004"}
{"text": "社交距离", "question": "啤酒倒不出泡沫，原因是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5889327"}
{"text": "所有人都带了巧克力派来当零食，只有一个人带了板状的巧克力。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303557"}
{"text": "即使氪金也还是只出这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzgu7bwfccj30ci0eln0d"}
{"text": "做事情麻利的老婆婆。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3381997"}
{"text": "你瘦了，衣服都开始往下掉了", "question": "约会时发现女生的肩带露出来了该如何反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "讲座或典礼上不小心挡住投影仪的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYibqQNQ9Mo9TlDZMbLFibhJAyXzfJLldr0Via1bA4oEg0ficxBlrmaVjLIA"}
{"text": "你来了啊，伊集院。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6725233"}
{"text": "这就通知我被录取了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2ysxyix2hj30ci0elabe"}
{"text": "原来是霸天虎啊，还是老样子两杯汽油莫吉托？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQg3l4MRn3fBtg50Tq0q7sJ4wxbQ0KgLvxHRxUPahPG9Ezsb3ldyK6Lg"}
{"text": "咬回去啊！", "question": "家里的兔子被我打了一次，之后经常咬我，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "热议逃脱死亡的话题，两人一组进行联合调查。", "question": "警察如果去参加相亲，可能会做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738477"}
{"text": "大概就是见多识广吧，衬衫的价格是九磅十五便士。", "question": "为什么有些人一看衣服就知道衣服的价格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同学们，口中间这条眼睛长在同一侧的叫做比目鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3vunxJdfzfwx2mpoQV0AOQAgkJV7VWt7wQsQgLwicIay7bnsoFCjdQkg"}
{"text": "纹身结束", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "安静了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379027"}
{"text": "看你抽多久了，抽个四五十年肯定会绝经的。", "question": "女生爆珠烟抽多了会绝经吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小瞧了足底按摩的威力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqtelr3wxzj30ci0eladm"}
{"text": "即使不懂英语，只要说请用英语说！就可以了，不是吗？", "question": "击败诈骗的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4119478"}
{"text": "刚工作一年的新员工就来报到离职了，这让科长感到十分震惊。", "question": null, "star": 1119, "type": "I2T", "image": "6367995"}
{"text": "这个深夜节目不适合孩子看。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7321658"}
{"text": "在宠物专区发现了老婆经常买给我的零食", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4wJ41qxQqaiakibBbJvibRybGgmQgNAdicQJlQFdU5pdYySz9AY0wrZVvmA"}
{"text": "恐低症", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egv7jeglunj206x0bjab1"}
{"text": "还有看起来更像神仙的衣服吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794201"}
{"text": "你们学的都好像哦，我就学不会…", "question": "来说句绿茶婊经典语录吧！？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊孩子：这里有个禁止触摸的雕像，我们去摸摸看吧！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "板票之终极进化超人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8qyeudq19j20g90eoab1"}
{"text": "龙之勇者传说的创伤结局", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3828034"}
{"text": "发过。之前做过微商，有个顾客给我拍了买家秀（照片质量不高，并且调了滤镜，和实物色差太大了）当时夸了她几句，以为聊天结束了。结果过了几分钟，她来问我：怎么不把她买家秀发朋友圈，哭哭。于是我发了人生第一条，仅一人可见的朋友圈。", "question": "你发过仅对一个人可见的朋友圈吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "难道不是公司里面同事发糖 / 发特产 / 发一盒子你可以从里面拿一个的吃的东西的时候吗？从前两排你就看到他了，然后一个个过来，你要假装什么都不知道的样子，然后到你位置的时候，你要假装好惊喜好惊喜好开心好开心的样子，啊啊啊啊好棒啊，好开心，谢谢你……前一秒还面瘫脸，后一秒满面桃花，瞬间演技爆棚好吗？", "question": "有哪些事是你知道却装不知道，看到却装没看到的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗澡好长啊，到底在哪里洗呢？", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "6001663"}
{"text": "走，挤地铁去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibqm1C9KcITe6eDLibAcsBOqRptY45kl6rFfFGnfjibPlibGEmSqBx6d2Zg"}
{"text": "课长变成狗一年后对业务毫无损失", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtl6hybxsoj30ci0eljuj"}
{"text": "真的飞了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1188113"}
{"text": "接下来去哪家公司做碰撞测试？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtrr2fsnkaj30ci0eldgo"}
{"text": "在美国，草坪是这样的：小孩子在上面玩飞盘。中国是这样的：小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子小孩子在上面玩飞盘。在美国，爸爸妈妈带着孩子在草坪上野餐。在中国，我大姨二姨三姨四姨老姨，我大舅二舅老舅，我爸妈，我大姐二姐三姐大哥二哥三哥小哥我弟 123456 还有我在草坪上吃烧鸡喝啤酒。在美国，有人领着小狗在草坪上，没素质的小狗进行了排泄活动。主人发现了收走，但也有个别没发现的，留在那里很恶心。在中国，人人人人人人人人领着藏獒哈士奇柯基萨摩中华田园犬在草坪上排泄追逐交配翻滚。然而主人根本看不到。", "question": "草坪不让踩，那么它的意义是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看哪里呢？", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "你也没写作业吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4Q9icgOiaiaUaQibx9bYaAtxDQfnynzqw8WjQy9eHtNndasBgPyRvpNTxJw"}
{"text": "摸掉床缝的手机却摸到毛茸茸的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFpP3lhOjpsw5v0fqVuRCqChVXL1C4xdKLJEt6trOAYFj0ibkNXF4FGyg"}
{"text": "钱包不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRVxduiaXJyd28iaibBKCIReyB3ibibiaL40k7dVoHUOCsdsptBicpibbbHbdChw"}
{"text": "帮打游戏机的哥哥站岗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5GYVibehRicbriceIiaBK1QyQqORrMS0HktjV0EQG9lFTdM4iaIQwvFIFN0A"}
{"text": "被骚扰的同伴们开始慌乱。", "question": "找回被掳走的伙伴", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5766481"}
{"text": "去个厕所的工夫夺冠了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9khzxg3lqj20bs09agmz"}
{"text": "那莫过于吃完韭菜鸡蛋虾仁水饺，你的舌头知道韭菜塞在哪个牙缝里，而你的手不知道", "question": "人类生理上有什么不合理之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我不是商周的，我是上周的。（已经按照评论区的要求修改）再补充一个：对不起，我不是后娘用的。（灵感来自于“后母戊鼎”， @成湯咸 ）", "question": "假如文物会说话，它们会对「愚蠢的人类」说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比起昨晚的男人，更易相处。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7222171"}
{"text": "六月开学的事，那还叫开学吗。那叫赶考。", "question": "六月大学还有必要开学吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师你忘记布置作业了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "还挂着「close」的牌子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hftzxcesgpj30ci0eln0x"}
{"text": "对题目忍不住想吐槽。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "哇！是只小白狗！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3761433"}
{"text": "成为宝可梦大师后收入却大幅减少。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937578"}
{"text": "从吉卜力的窗户探出身子的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585355"}
{"text": "以前高中的时候，早上洗头洗发水什么的经常忘记拿回去。再回去拿肯定是没有了，寝室里几乎人人都丢过。我们都怀疑有人专门偷我们丢在水房的洗发水洗面奶之类的东西，我就出了个坏主意。买了一瓶脱毛膏，和洗发水混合在一起……放在水房……", "question": "你有哪些成功的报复经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "保时捷涡轮增压", "question": "请输入乘坐物体的名称并用一个字替换它。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "6732142"}
{"text": "真搞不懂那些人怎么都认错人了，我明明不叫油漆未干啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicynqgNgrQjPLYzjH0AjurpCiaXoHpoUlySicOOSZNwYXtzicIq73I1yDMdA"}
{"text": "摩托车：说好了，谁跑得快谁在上面", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "多年前看到过某个电视购物广告，卖那种骗人的「限量销售」手机，里面提到该手机的防盗功能：「……小偷偷了我的手机，根本没有办法开机，最后只好乖乖地给我送回来……」这小偷智障啊！手机不能用不可以卖废铁吗？不卖废铁放家里垫桌子不行吗？不垫桌子随手扔进垃圾箱总可以吧！人家凭什么要乖乖给你送回去！你他妈在手机里下蛊了？", "question": "你见过最侮辱观众智商的广告是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骗局", "question": "电视业界的管制越来越严格，终于禁止了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2255345"}
{"text": "图层没有对齐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXc5RLQI8vA4aM1YTibHciaeyIQSbibkAQFHNkR38rG6ibIak2sMNv7vJuOw"}
{"text": "和她 / 他生一个孩子，取名叫星星。", "question": "当对方说想要星星，如何用生物学的方法满足她的愿望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "神庙逃亡最后一关了啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "远程", "question": "啤酒倒不出泡沫，原因是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5889327"}
{"text": "“爸、妈你们怎么光着腚玩，不冷么”", "question": "你说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金和银都是25岁！", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "怎么样，新同学和你相处得来吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3360122"}
{"text": "就是。。。即使已分手了，也不大敢在知乎回答这个问题。", "question": "和「作」女谈恋爱是怎样一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忽然抚尺一下，群响毕绝。撤屏视之，一人一椅而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkmWI1LLv7mvvA5Th2jbxH3Yah96Y7R1WZyAbJ579z0vFgPwxcRKOppA"}
{"text": "范玮琪：隐隐约约有听说啦……", "question": "如何评价谢娜辟谣与何老师关系破裂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以参见《康熙微服私访记》", "question": "如果一部小说或漫画的主人公一开场就是天下第一了，那么后续还能有什么套路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你掉的这把普通斧头砸到我了，想掉只手还是脚？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hgwifjp60qj30ci0el75m"}
{"text": "右眼飞了出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwXiamkMWMbKJW3WlGtZia0eovBKpM2aeXDlYqXH2k9AlzLBias69eUmqQww"}
{"text": "投资人不投你的原因很多，但绝对不会是没时间", "question": "现在风投都太忙，不搭理我们这些草根，有项目没资金怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一边威逼劫匪，一边引导外卖小哥把外卖放到地上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicoAr5ysBIsc7YjV2Pv17xDfdLEzdbcRUS1r4PKocR0Z4Ds62Q9q9wAw"}
{"text": "逼婚", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6756677"}
{"text": "准备睡觉前。我：想上卫生间嘛？膀胱：不想。快要睡着了。膀胱：我要炸了！快点起来！！我......", "question": "你们有什么奇特的生理期反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别打了！别打了！大家给我个面……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdbYBLahiaQP4043a1hwUic4iaWJ3azdR2lRJk13lEsibQSg0vteAxXWj4fsA"}
{"text": "一家卖房的门店，三天两头全店出动，一会儿搬家一会儿葬礼。怪不得要把阿尔法栓店里。你们是指望阿尔法帮你们完成业绩吗？", "question": "电视剧《安家》有哪些不合理的设定？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给后面那辆车来十个全家桶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g35sl0jnf2j20ms0oh0vg"}
{"text": "怪人把油给偷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0rt7yxcb8j30ci0elgpv"}
{"text": "美国民众眼中唯一传播新冠的方式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20Hcpb9FmaWul7US0QYhcibymJmMYaOrDf38m1iaD0T0vCFoibjo1Mtlolw"}
{"text": "这题我不会，我一年四季都悲伤", "question": "为什么一到春天就悲伤，特别是闻到烟火的气息时，会莫名感伤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喊‘哟~加油！’就表示开始哦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7134308"}
{"text": "和男朋友都是河北人，高考都是 700 多分。我跟他说：「数学好难啊！我才考了 138！不可能有满分的！」他温柔地摸着我的头说：「我就考了满分呀！」", "question": "你身边有哪些学霸被学神秒杀的时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，当然是骨科的最多啦！第一次上髋关节置换手术，老师掏出了两把电钻，第一把钻得不过瘾（可能电池不行了，老师嫌劲小），拿起第二把钻，那个血肉飞溅得，啧啧。还有就是一次取内固定钢板，就是卸不下来。老师拿起了锤子和啥忘记了，硬给它一下下敲下来了。还对我说道：这个地方要小心，敲重了搞不好给骨头敲断了……原来骨科真是做木工的。", "question": "你见过哪些意料之外的手术器械？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没想到这么少的钱是用铜币的！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1573680"}
{"text": "喝热水，我就不信治不好大姨妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHpHASS3znUvEypX0fIY625VswvAYNe8zYHaeEAro5xlKkic5c1WZtRcA"}
{"text": "世界摔跤大赛！今天的解说由马·库贝和基希利亚担任。两位请多关照！", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "4584270"}
{"text": "晕了。", "question": "请问这是什么部首的名称？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3821362"}
{"text": "在大联盟打球变得有点烦人。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "5607268"}
{"text": "我定的5个人的桌位，麻烦改成4人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evlw5wduxoj209m0a4jt9"}
{"text": "脱落的头发。", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "奥特曼55周年纪念拍摄达达和布斯卡。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6050349"}
{"text": "女子防身术课上老师说需要一个教具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqtYTNuicia8jNK7fSK5YQKezT1iaVoSWkHHPvJlqPbf994sLDLdOfBbyIA"}
{"text": "由于不太对劲，播完第一集就剧终了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h937eszjy7j30ci0elq41"}
{"text": "大个子的雌性在上，小个子的雄性在下的模式。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6078463"}
{"text": "同事升职了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "独角仙！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6342072"}
{"text": "你傻吗？为什么把佩珀君放在仓库里十年了，现在才启动它？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7170746"}
{"text": "我和你那热烈的夜晚……我一辈子都不会忘记♡", "question": "请不要让我难堪/为难我。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "2492390"}
{"text": "打完这把就睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcwSPjsbciautNNgcuRDIE5eCqkOWQMWzxl3uBwTYtiaHJVr8H6D39f6kw"}
{"text": "听说今天摇摇车五折优惠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaI8vMicnBaOtiaSLJTLQm83qLib52rabm0m9wEBwCC2gBgefOl7832bvFPg"}
{"text": "林家人出现了。", "question": "粉色的展开就是普通的展开吗？", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777066"}
{"text": "昨天的天气能知道。", "question": "抽奖的失败框里好像能抽到1次10日元的几率。", "star": 252, "type": "T2T", "image": "5781865"}
{"text": "他举起了吸铁石", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "顾客没有用收银台结账吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7241620"}
{"text": "是不是长毛了？", "question": "被人夸赞但完全不开心的客套话，请说一下。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6459779"}
{"text": "铁的盆子肯定很重吧...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514740"}
{"text": "又是一年刹手时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RkkAvYdcs0uibuhPgbsaBBuy6Ww5aaPPWOWx5zu1g6iaA0Lia7tRkIAicYBicgkCAlJ2hjaWKN6SZ3NvQ"}
{"text": "沿海城市来的同学对第一次游泳的我说：“你放心，学游泳超容易的，我们跳下去就会了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxFH9Et1PzcDZb8cWFFQSL6b0rdSbb27IaXpjuI2vqaXmb1vtIH1TAdQ"}
{"text": "看到招聘广告招人肉打桩机，想都没想就去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqwO0ZibISHmia8ia13HUnMmLU9wqAicZiaZrFpe3fm0rdbgAZArRhy1pgD7g"}
{"text": "大夫，你们这住院送停车券吗？", "question": "你遇见过的患者提过最奇葩的问题是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你也不戴口罩啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCBvRbjdzCAUIqm7QzKBatmhIhFq6ibib7ib1EU0FMTFmZSl8KTWNRl4N0g"}
{"text": "生日快乐。", "question": "做了100次就习惯了。", "star": 844, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651343"}
{"text": "我最讨厌别人跟我说某某大牌跟什么什么成分完全一样，花了很多钱的人都是傻子。我 TMD 还跟王祖贤成分一样呢！！！你 TMD 还跟王思聪成分一样呢！！！", "question": "名牌眼霜 1480 元不如 18.5 元的痤疮膏是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚从冷冻库拿出来的烤饭团。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937627"}
{"text": "为什么每次都先揍我一拳再问？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx6n1c503lj30ci0elgp7"}
{"text": "可以起名字吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922235"}
{"text": "谁能想到雾水的量词竟然是头呢？谁能想到迷茫的量词竟然是脸呢？谁能想到平川的量词竟然是马呢？谁能想到债的量词竟然是屁股呢？", "question": "哪些看似难以量化的事物实际上已经量化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "继承", "question": "在不经商、不违法的情况下怎样赚到一个亿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家都以为地震了，纷纷往外跑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7S2mo6SiaglbJ1HZsPsQxQM76icxNib9mT8pYBSnArwFicoaKaDaLRtqaBg"}
{"text": "呦西！藏这儿捉迷藏稳赢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcyc5lo1jlj30ci0elmy4"}
{"text": "从床底出来吧！我老公死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM89ZZYvJcdhZVYd7BgicTXQZKU36exJc3ejH6cWziaybNspWFflMBibaX1Q"}
{"text": "多事帮来做隆胸手术的客人装了夜光模式的硅胶后被打了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7tQBZSGDmmDDBrZykr9E4rL4m0J7oMIkZ9VeDuWKoP6r2f7mibrickZicQ"}
{"text": "不如我换到靠边座位吧", "question": null, "star": 453, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmwicwxpeoj60wm1cyn3q02"}
{"text": "本人登场。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089820"}
{"text": "指纹识别的最大安全漏洞是在你睡觉的时候你老婆（老公）可以偷偷拿你的手指来解锁手机。虹膜识别就没这个问题，睡觉时候就算强行翻开眼帘应该也是白眼，这在产品安全性上属于一个飞跃啊。", "question": "「iPhone 8 将添加虹膜扫描的黑科技」是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你可以让她结婚前，房本上加你的名字，测试她对你是否是真爱！如果是真爱，应该会毫不犹豫的加上，你不亏！如果不加，就不是真爱，以后离婚你就要净身出户，作为一个男人，连最基本的保障都没有，这个女人连最基本的安全感都不能给你，还跟她过什么！", "question": "女友北京有房，我可能奋斗一辈子也在北京买不起房，我该和她结婚吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姐姐属于旁系亲属。你看，你生物学都差到这个地步了，估计其他科目也好不到哪里去，老师不准你假是有道理的，希望你好好学习。", "question": "姐姐这样的直系亲人结婚，学校不给假对吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "二休：一休好像被打败了；三休：但那家伙是我们八休中最弱的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YC0CUs3hRliaONKWTdXlia9fjtGAvujs50cRY35XRfYBCsONLU93AuiaOMg"}
{"text": "女儿们在门口迎接严重谢顶的爸爸下班回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoxf5i2pltj20an0al76i"}
{"text": "用很帅的方式确认浴缸的水温", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6vKlLGEh9sUv68TOxH3CowTKfMm9uLh4yRcpCNoawQVfwGich6BfoPIQg"}
{"text": "阿喵（化名）「对……阿汪早上还跟我打过招呼……真不敢相信是他打碎了花瓶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt9n2mic61j30ci0elgq5"}
{"text": "角太碍事穿不了T恤", "question": null, "star": 354, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgzwjduamj60so128dlz02"}
{"text": "我也是第一次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h95kjneolyj30ci0el76x"}
{"text": "我点了一个90分钟的套餐，但是还剩下87分钟。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2860064"}
{"text": "小丁和小曼。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7251929"}
{"text": "跌倒七次，站起来八次。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "火势太大，热心老王只从邻居家救出一顶帽子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkEo06qYboicxJhVff3FT4ayPEzUySrd9IxdxogUMRGOoqtibDichmzhw5A"}
{"text": "河出書房新社", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hao8yy0tqej30u018946c"}
{"text": "温泉旅行途中放了个屁，虽然男朋友「哇！已经闻到硫磺味了！」化解了尴尬，但现在才开出车库", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gtyoyafd9xj30ci0eldja"}
{"text": "呜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "吓一跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7ky0t8krsj30ci0elq4a"}
{"text": "我们藏在麻将桌里不会被发现吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8Bm09CwdicicLUwKBp5LWdxldbc4y2yBvmwCwjOpomBzfPjtqjOpsksxw"}
{"text": "是弱点", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "马bee", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "我是飞机，不是你们妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6OIepORzKL3dGDn3dsiaBTOzJPbrYXdFSOT1xwWRd2J2j6u0Pac8V0Dw"}
{"text": "便池消毒球的一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNWvXel2MduFxDcTgguy2Q3MlAYohoJGBb6jFqemGph7FH0AIEicWCRNA"}
{"text": "因为是新手，所以以后会变得更好。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6460681"}
{"text": "把魔法盔甲擦一擦，里面出来三个摔跤手，说'只问你一个目标！'", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "5928852"}
{"text": "「出门带粉笔的人，通常运气都不会太好。」", "question": "遇到女孩求六元回家路费这种情况，怎么做才好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有一支笔，我有一个苹果。", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "呜呼哀哉，我太难了。", "question": "虽然想忘记，但是却留在耳朵里的广告。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1638015"}
{"text": "hithisthisno, no, not thisyes, this oneand thisthank you.", "question": "在美国吃赛百味从点餐到结账都需要哪些英文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大人物用瞧不起人的方式说话，真的会让人发火。", "question": "宇宙人和地球人的共同点是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010458"}
{"text": "同学们投票后决定换座位了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt1iysk2eaj30ci0elq6x"}
{"text": "你的丁日", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "今天的对手好强！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBZQDgeev0ib5HYd3qcdMJ8yLS9QibPGlOO6Dic1gQYEqBj8YfFXOr9t5Rg"}
{"text": "一个像旧公共厕所一样臭的老爷爷说他想收养我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3449644"}
{"text": "当看到《数学分析》里面的：“显然/易证/不难得到”的时候", "question": "你什么时候觉得智商被侮辱了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（能听到吗？我正在你的脑海内跟你说话……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqz6ufm66hj30ci0eljzi"}
{"text": "钱先给妈妈存着的话之后就可以买更多饮料哦~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "我在这种情况下醒来了。", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "当油料包变硬时，你就知道冬天到了。", "question": "你和方便面有什么故事可以分享吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发明调休的专家被活埋了 连他的家属的脸上都洋溢着笑容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0AKvWXia9gxESRVjGUPZ4YnIbGtNOElxLDozh2rhrJu10OJxgwUIwv7A"}
{"text": "生死之交", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtjovyv0nj20yi1ax1kx"}
{"text": "要是不是黑色的就好了！", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "3686888"}
{"text": "人到中年真是来的猝不及防。", "question": "为什么习惯用 QQ 的大多是年轻人，而中年人大多常用微信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这句话被全国网友关注了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4130325"}
{"text": "注意你的这个想法有点幼稚了", "question": "开一家音乐公司，重点发掘校园歌手，主要利用网络资源进行包装和宣传，请问该注意些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "得赶紧把这包的主人甩掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFq59GcmErvCqbmIJMFn6CYxibqnCCBuWXCGiaTzs9JVag1ZGeB5cyZElA"}
{"text": "海豚背上骑着乌龟。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6246597"}
{"text": "知道原来有比手机砸脸更疼的东西。", "question": "有什么是你用过 iPad 才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前我也以为他们不会死，直到我看了《权力的游戏》……", "question": "为什么在看动作电影的时候，我们明明知道主角不会死，但是在命悬一线的时候还是会很紧张呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看久了就認不得的字遊戲第一關", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "孙子把一切都拿走了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448112"}
{"text": "因为压线，科二没过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArAtLoYriaR9iagUU38ota9Kh4d72UtXDiaPGhqRrkZnCDiaUsZibdgAKczGw"}
{"text": "穿着玩偶服进入笼子。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "哎呀，零食是巧克力啊！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846113"}
{"text": "妹妹同意了一次性亲吻的绝对禁止约定。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7188417"}
{"text": "把我压倒吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585943"}
{"text": "他们没有甲子园出场的实力，所以提交了废部申请。", "question": "棒球队顾问说出的震撼性一句话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605258"}
{"text": "因为判决书上的字我都不认识", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ianbt509TiaJEw3gZUpA0PTnKs7ws4I6ulttsueggoicGOrNFicR1FeexYw"}
{"text": "你这个手相..命中带桃花啊", "question": null, "star": 202, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy6b01uqiij612a1evdoq02"}
{"text": "我只听说过因为睡觉没关路由器导致睡眠不足生病的（就是我）。", "question": "有没有因为睡觉没有关路由器导致辐射得病的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1pm9AMcYwlFBib1P9ib8H08CntQZ1kibjm4ZccaAibQ2E6ny1W1dfNa0mhg"}
{"text": "题主有没有想过一种可能：这个容量本来就是压缩之后的结果？", "question": "为什么现代游戏容量超过 100G，厂商却不压缩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恭喜真央啊！我是柚子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3355182"}
{"text": "闪光弹！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7168360"}
{"text": "宠物医院归来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gf9fykn9nsj213v13vq96"}
{"text": "记者：请问一下你们cos这两个角色的动机\n甲：本来我是想带我的宠物仓鼠来参赛的.\n乙：……我坐下的时候真没注意椅子上有只耗子……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8vHLmQgebNFR0VpFtzh4AniblXzFoUu3ZduLq11WbQYfwGDCBVeoqicyA"}
{"text": "旋转烤肉", "question": "我觉得。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061733"}
{"text": "我要求化妆组在这加个月亮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCOke44WBhWKpA36P3dT1hibRwo4F3N56c6ptzNfw19Bw8b9yJEMBnpHw"}
{"text": "明明画了一只老鼠却不是老鼠味的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gme43j0q33j30ci0el7af"}
{"text": "出木杉，你知道的太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h359koq1z4j30ci0el3ze"}
{"text": "请问需要为您铺上坐垫吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2571191"}
{"text": "恋人：我没有不高兴。", "question": "有没有双重否定不是肯定的情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在这样的地方试玩一下怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6881697"}
{"text": "把心脏移到右边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Dr5azhQ3Uibb2relwT3y5V5ECzbIYpAQ5XCtt0dg3joMD1NxIQzKkPoAg"}
{"text": "任何人都可以在空闲时间用手机做，而且没有定额，所以很容易就能赚到钱。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "7265269"}
{"text": "我可以用物理的方式满足对方，不过对方可能会有点晕", "question": "当对方说想要星星，如何用化学的方法满足愿望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Thank you for your listening and sleeping.", "question": "PPT 最后一页写什么结束语既得体又能瞬间提升格调？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当然了，不然你觉得为啥「爱情」和「受精」长那么像。", "question": "「如果恋爱不牵手，不接吻，不上床，就不是恋爱」，爱一个人的表现真的要这些身体接触吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我都跟你讲了，就算你不介意穿成那样，观众也会介意的啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8cp6n0wfaj30ci0el75f"}
{"text": "去成都的第二天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u35Qvrhxk8Lqb0j2Rq1LwXQcLwKhwRRZJL4ok1nL8b74Cnhu4v5QjLuw"}
{"text": "想要一个小麦色的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArdOaEbYM7ZVO7RX49P9C92RicvdxrWarAw7trbe9JibqVpbykeVxj4YQg"}
{"text": "拉链", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebclij72y4j20ap09vq3j"}
{"text": "当年骑车上班接女友下班，我骑我的名牌自行车，穿着我的名贵骑行服和装备，每天往她们单位一站都觉得老子最专业，最帅，最可爱，专业 pro 范。直到我们俩分手的那个晚上，最后一顿饭就都喝多了，这姐们儿告诉我，她每天都要忍着别人鄙夷的目光跟一个骑着红车，穿着丝袜和健美裤，戴着头盔的变态一起骑车回家。 再见！前女友！", "question": "第一次穿骑行裤是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然一不小心转职成了厨师，但是拿到了游戏里伤害最高的武器", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "看来以后不用每天早上七点起床了 ", "question": "如何评价知乎日报 6 月 15 日早无瞎扯板块？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "也有上来就把主角杀了的 不过这种小说都没火", "question": "伏地魔为什么不一早把哈利 · 波特杀了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好了好了球还你，你看那个拿了你球的家伙都来跟你道歉了，别哭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBYUvLOk7bp8R3vahTLBqHqv1QL1zNiaMax7YGxC2knmCicARXgh1OP9xQ"}
{"text": "接下来有请福岛代表团发表讲话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75RXaQBgYnZMmnW6QwWFwt9KKia3BcpK7gfEbpqKoc5AHqEOvytCJdIHjw"}
{"text": "给我钱。", "question": "给特权阶级和上级国民一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367498"}
{"text": "看到新来的女队员后一脚把搭档端开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNjyRylmxYqcvialiaK7Z0uNXqBC72ANkIOroBzQYhicDqu5s32tibfSPVZQ"}
{"text": "最后的晚餐", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4102960"}
{"text": "在《我的爸爸》中展现出画家才华的田中，他的父亲却很担心他。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "776727"}
{"text": "爸爸不是说不能去他的工作场所吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315535"}
{"text": "孙每小时都会出事。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "高井先生和高山先生的拒绝反应。", "question": "我的恐高程度达到了100级。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2852027"}
{"text": "所有人都在说“nin nin”。", "question": "我们的家族也许也是忍者吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6765729"}
{"text": "最可怜的是那些正坐在马桶上的人。", "question": "如果人类的大小突然缩小到十分之一，会发生什么有趣的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "偷懒，偷懒。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4855275"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "真的一无所有，太意外了！", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "大龄处男", "question": "一个成年人男性在看少女动漫时经常会做的事情。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6566610"}
{"text": "我已经不能用那个麦克风了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1127291"}
{"text": "我的旁边空着。", "question": "地铁那些事", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "949011"}
{"text": "看长相就讨厌的人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036401"}
{"text": "色情陈列品罪", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411405"}
{"text": "晨勃的我脱下裤子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "七八九的中间，不太合适啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6992349"}
{"text": "啊！！手上的WiFi太强了！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egjvjz0x4tj20al09vwf8"}
{"text": "光彦！柯南！元太！少年侦探团归来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ifg5hp42j30ci0el42n"}
{"text": "喂？不知道有没有松尾芭蕉的新句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmryzes2u9j611r1bcn6o02"}
{"text": "太野性了吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6196651"}
{"text": "吃苹果吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6457642"}
{"text": "蒙娜丽沙那个贱人的粉丝超过我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWqzhMFympS6qfhOSOLwvB6Y63n7kMNaZOT24GN7ibWZkneHYQOibQ12YA"}
{"text": "“很好你被录取了”“谢谢爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdg2JZDDNvFQAJoj60megiaMgbjlibQnstLH244Omib23jBuK88HzDozblA"}
{"text": "教导主任叫住了一对在操场上牵手散步的情侣", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "深度睡眠仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibMdmtHHbCJyWbVgWXYIVicClgESkpbkndVCvVnh3jA74vyGDAc2YjW5Q"}
{"text": "- 帅哥你有女朋友吗- 有- 好 那我们拜个把子吧", "question": "有没有什么撩汉高手的举措让你久久不能平复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "内八字矫正专用梯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8ticYUTmWwl9aYfz5qMv5uebmoUaZmtIrXO7lBcT57gCErSHib8LOib8o3A"}
{"text": "不行的，只要稍微了解点计算机和数字设备的原理就明白了，绝对不行！牧师手里捧的那本纸制品，即使是合起来的时候，也是完完整整包含着圣经的每个章节字句。但 kindle 不一样。我们知道，所有信息在数字设备上都以二进制值形式存在。对经文来说，可能是 ASCII 码。kindle 里面的圣经只是一连串大约几十兆的 0 和 1 组成的数字序列。再往底层一点说，是 EEPROM 或 DDR 里的逻辑电平，即 0V 或 1.2～3.3V 这样的物理量。原版的圣经被转换成这种必须依靠人造工具和算法解读才能被理解的编码后，已经面目全非了。更不用说当中还可能经过了压缩加密之类的处理。唯一有效的部分也只有当你打开文件时具象在屏幕上的那几页。就算还有法力，和完整的圣经相比也是九牛一毛。所以我们可以得出一个结论：用数字设备存储经书、咒语、符文，都会使其失去原有的法术活性。其实我们可以利用这一点。比如拍摄盘踞着恶灵的凶宅时，用数码相机来完成。这样就不必担心恶灵吸缚到照片上，因为只要关掉电源它就立刻被封印在海量 MOS 管组成的巨型迷宫里了。", "question": "把《圣经》放在 Kindle 里面，可以给牧师用来驱魔吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才被这家伙吃了我最喜欢吃的虾炒饭，要他给我吐出来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6853338"}
{"text": "假发", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "所以不是鸭子啊，你懂吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2792676"}
{"text": "「你走吧……」「可是我……」「我不想骗你，也不想你骗我，所以，你还是走吧。」", "question": "面试中，发现面试官是自己曾经的同学是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "离婚后，我被老婆拿走了一半的财产", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEVBuL62gp12VFORCFovyMrdmytmv5IXsjPF2JJk6UBxicOWqwaGyT9Qg"}
{"text": "没料不准用地图应用的真功夫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387501"}
{"text": "上船前吃的金针菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZk2aaiaQYTHcSKfsgo13icqnKIar6QLCZGl8BokTXh2k3Lm7Swds2lJswg"}
{"text": "和闺蜜拍合照只P了自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetN9yHQOySpicUNyDdylqWsNSpynKbw91TEyog8EuzERK0qColnuticlPEQ"}
{"text": "来宜家的客人又尿床了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxsxt8EibqhX4fBeyXiadMGYiaDicK0oU35KphpEy568XBQrowXhPibGlymWQ"}
{"text": "女人开始换衣服了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7217341"}
{"text": "家里来了客人 三位ee", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "gal曾经在她常去的定食屋里点的一道菜。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "朗诵者如果是朝阳冬泳怪鸽感觉就完美了。", "question": "如何评价 B 站 2020 年五四青年节宣传短片《后浪》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "需要先把两边的小子解决掉才能攻击，这种类型的BOSS。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5008900"}
{"text": "地点美西，去年接了一个新生，男的，戴眼镜，认真脸。刚来这边带他熟悉校园，然后中午随便带他去了快餐店。我问他，想吃什么，我帮你点。他一脸认真说，不用，我自己可以。我想，不错哦，刚来美国就敢于直面老美。只见他走到收银台，凝视许久，一推眼镜，然后说道：「First of all, I want a cheese burger.Secondly, I want 5 pieces of chicken nuggets.Thirdly, I want a small order of French fries.Last but not least, I want some tomato sauce.」字正腔圆，这结构，这语法，用词正式，对仗工整。我当时就懵逼了，不只是我懵逼了，点单那老墨也懵逼了，半天哆哆嗦嗦说了句：「Wha……wha……what?」从此，我再也没有走进那家快餐店。 没有吐槽他英语差，主要的懵点在于，他用了作文的黄金模版来点菜啊！！！", "question": "你有哪些「当时我就懵逼了」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喝咖啡太多会变黄的哦~", "question": "请用尽全力写出让人深信不疑的文章。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867317"}
{"text": "你好呀，你好呀，你好呀，你好呀，你好呀！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3850206"}
{"text": "你嫂子的电视剧开始后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXqZ1toKlnsY2kmZuAwSZGVzYHicjOK9pSe3GiaeNqFRmgRTiclRMHP28KQ"}
{"text": "低成本美国电影里的日本剧情部分", "question": null, "star": 213, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "哦，滨田啊，他回到森林里了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6565114"}
{"text": "公司的吸烟室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUyOeedrNMTjq4eJbR4oyDibXBX050EhgJUk7aCJxvdewnQHw7cm7NtPUw"}
{"text": "看来我爸在单位里的职位还挺高啊。", "question": "从小到大一直被人说很好看（不限男女），是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们这是恐怖片，不是说相声的，注意，严肃点。", "question": "如何评价女鬼的头发都是黑长直？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次放屁都要定下来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4762988"}
{"text": "哎...等一下，好可怕啊，好可怕！我要过来了，等一下，好可怕啊，好可怕！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4850581"}
{"text": "由下往上分别是泰坦尼克号，坦尼克号，尼克号，克号和号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYqKvxwT6sicSLNjFicXfTo6p589J62O8MaB4Bwf719XZMOqPZn4duxo6Q"}
{"text": "哎呀应该是刚才那个路口左转", "question": null, "star": 181, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7vceecetsj61401hcwo902"}
{"text": "兔子说：“我们一起来把爷爷推倒！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357276"}
{"text": "送女友回家碰到他爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotuSbGqqib2KhpW0RsYJKNLxqTrlDooE1MYVfCNuPHG7jqANbeuDxpGJw"}
{"text": "禁止入社。", "question": "第一的黑心企业惊人的公司内部规定是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6542342"}
{"text": "写一个我同学的事吧，我大学同学，满族人，以前是旗人，大地主，在东北有一老大的宅子，同学的祖爷爷（爷爷的爷爷）找高人给宅子算了一卦，高人说了——你们家这宅子风水不一般，这是块要成百上千出状元的地方啊！老太爷一听我的天呐，成百上千出状元，那我们家将来得发达成什么样啊！ 然后新中国成立，打土豪分田地，他们家的宅子被政府征用，改造成了一座……高中。现在已经是他们市的重点中学了，果然是出状元啊。", "question": "有哪些暂时没法用科学解释的灵异事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚从包包里拿出的耳机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhwFGPhae4HGL5u5y5BcpxQ8w1nn4G2nmrArTmz1IlcBduSicR0qUCOIMw"}
{"text": "于是，上帝让亚当沉睡，取下他的一条肋骨，造成了一个女人，名字叫夏娃。所以当女人被男人抱在怀里会感觉很舒服——又回到了那个地方。", "question": "女生为什么会有特别想要被抱抱的感觉?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今晚太激烈了！", "question": "草原的夜晚真冷啊……！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6742632"}
{"text": "摩托车被交警拖走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqkiu7qy4rj30ci0elqb8"}
{"text": "我去，儿子又在吃屎了。唉我去，儿子把我手机扔水里了。唉玛我去，儿子脑袋卡到马桶里了。", "question": "怎样在朋友圈晒娃不让人烦？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好好的梁朝伟不学，去学吴镇宇", "question": "怎么能学会吴镇宇的那种眼神？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这道馆主真叫人恼火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcoyx7sl0qj30ci0el0tx"}
{"text": "平静不了，不建议购买。", "question": "怎样平静地评价 ThinkPad 低端 E 系列？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "环保型", "question": "给它起个现代一点的标题吧，“龙猫”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6074304"}
{"text": "「新年快乐…啊？我说过太早了吧？」", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "281385"}
{"text": "玩游戏团战时总有人在一边偷偷撩妹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstanpwy1Q2iakDAO3XulRuAPmVAySq1AvOOAxvNLKqyhSpJhLVxCgr91cA"}
{"text": "考虑了也没得出答案，所以去睡觉了。", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "满屏都是呀……", "question": "电影《疯狂动物城》中都有哪些美食？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呼噜呼噜的声音。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6950944"}
{"text": "你觉得理想的夫妻关系是什么？ 妻子说 哦~ 老公啊~ 丈夫说 先别这样了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2113765"}
{"text": "搓揉后变软了。", "question": "和汤姆与杰瑞相似的话语", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6770925"}
{"text": "我一个人在加班的时候闹着玩，在办公室里睡着了，结果保安来了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1403605"}
{"text": "泳池旁边有个美女在看你游泳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "那、怎么可能———！！！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1840472"}
{"text": "欢迎来到Live House武道馆。", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "面对危机状况时紧急生产灾害救援犬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hahbrz9f0nj30ci0eltdj"}
{"text": "剥皮", "question": "如果能回到初中，我想要做的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2475497"}
{"text": "喂，笨蛋，你偷的钱包掉啦。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6520870"}
{"text": "马上就要捡到了……手指尖都摸到了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea9y324is8j20bv0cwq45"}
{"text": "60后的微信图像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVhgDCyUe9FZ4w1d4KDiaTWcS6J8vjkoEKeM5Vjs0xL88okgGGXay1onQ"}
{"text": "中国邮政愣是把我四门不及格的成绩单辗转寄到了我妈那里……就凭着我户籍信息里的地址，一个 1991 年就已经搬离的地方……邮差小哥就是凭着这个古老的地址，查到这曾是市百货公司的家属院。又通过百货公司查到「刘珂」这个名字，是某任经理的孙子。我爷爷早已退休多年，邮差小哥尝试联系我爷爷失败后，又查到这个我是某任副经理的外孙，但他老人家也晚我爷爷没几年退休了。要我是邮差小哥，此时一定已经放弃了，盖上查无此人的戳，退回去拉倒。可我错了，我低估了邮差小哥的职业素养，他居然从万千的在职职工里一个个的找到了我的舅舅！接下来的事情就简单了，我妈在一个风和日丽的下午，来到了百货大楼替我签收了这封信，并在我舅舅好奇的围观下当场拆开了它……从那以后，前经理的孙子，前副经理的外孙，许家小妹的儿子四门专业课不及格的逸事传遍了整个百货大楼……", "question": "如何评价中国邮政快递？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我又自行车驾照考试没过。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3846005"}
{"text": "公安の潜入搜查", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4Q3wjiaoDB6WgLia0NO3hL5Eb6Iwiab3sibV1ueFhREqpr6icXXibvyibVBmQTw"}
{"text": "眼镜、红色蝴蝶领结、吊带袜、短裤。", "question": "要是这样的转学生就别来了。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "3660974"}
{"text": "阿基拉零分。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "6032992"}
{"text": "汪风", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFSrk0Yb5dKuoSvEj18G89mVcGktzzGicKYKUXPGtpVZibWFPicjlK6xh6Q"}
{"text": "你一定行的，加油！今天我会给你妈妈颁发金牌的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6623594"}
{"text": "这不是运动会的盒饭吧！", "question": "我对妈妈做的饭感到非常不满。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4225359"}
{"text": "老爸剪了个超大飞机头回来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hakrf1ybfhj30ci0elgp3"}
{"text": "好想早点回去学习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h67ihcwbpmj30ci0elq85"}
{"text": "范伟：2000。赵本山：成交。", "question": "遇上刚开局的庞氏骗局是不是应该立刻投钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿塑料袋的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUvN2Qh0aS9FwP7UZ8AYHo4D0mcccYYb5xm66KykIcJn4WlolTm9KS5Q"}
{"text": "糟糕，忘关了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8ia3bSHKicdGIdzprD29l8UmlnNPibcicUCCzWu1Xsaic5qnF94JrcicVjVmbQ"}
{"text": "为什么最近哥哥送我都不穿裤子？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWp6uvHg4nclmzibp5GTBuvrwzqACkzicPE7Qf9t0y80zPHT4s249YtWfoQ"}
{"text": "萝卜青菜各有所爱。", "question": "尝试过很多次。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2211303"}
{"text": "火腿主要以猪肉制成，含有丰富的脂类和蛋白质：而这两者是世间香味的重要来源（蛋白质香和脂类香）。豆腐干的蛋白质含量为16.2%；炒花生米的脂类含量为48% 。二者的按一定比例配合后接近猪肉的13.2%的蛋白质和37%的脂肪配比。因此金圣叹的结论是有一定科学依据的。数据来源：《中国食物成分表》第一册第2版（2009），北京大学医学出版社。", "question": "金圣叹说「豆腐干与花生米同嚼，有火腿味」到底是想表达什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "口感几乎像肉。", "question": "这种糖我讨厌！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5968746"}
{"text": "想不起来有什么好笑的笑话。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "第一季是真正的大观园，第二季是刘姥姥回村里给大家讲的大观园，第三季是听刘姥姥讲完大观园的村里人回去给家里人讲的大观园。", "question": "如何评价《舌尖上的中国》第三季？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢穿紧身裤的三十岁男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLbYrdzXJLXXdrvg0yibfBaXQuLN60reLTkxAoaxaBpJFaFIKIHiaXtk6g"}
{"text": "冰冷的夫妻假日", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "那你在我家干嘛？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHZ70DYqneHlgEOiaYgy4zSVqgY6qny9Ij9ABdh3zjGkfflkC54xHs0Zw"}
{"text": "厕所下面的世界", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecdcsbrvgij20ak09xaav"}
{"text": "真想变成鸟啊。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "刚才厕所没纸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gctrqbkl2bj20z4103wlj"}
{"text": "他们说保持这个嘴形做核酸快一些", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "「现场在哪？」『这边走，紧身衣刑警』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmug80tnj7j30ci0el109"}
{"text": "互相瞪眼的决赛对手很顽固。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7254522"}
{"text": "摸摸球...再说一遍？摸摸球。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6836922"}
{"text": "医生一般很少把自己的私人手机号留给病患吧，然鹅，北京某三甲医院，乳腺科，有位姓马的医生，只要病人跟他要手机号，都会带着天使般和蔼的微笑，写给对方………but，手机号肯定是假的……别问我怎么知道……我到现在为止已经接过 N 个问病情的电话了，还有 N+1 个要给我送土特产的，以及 N+N 个自称是我病人，申请微信好友的。马大夫，以后能憋可着一只羊薅毛么……您再这样，我可要给您的病号们留地址要土特产了啊，内啥……支付宝也行，反正这锅不是我背啊。", "question": "听说医院是最容易暴露人性的地方，你知道的故事有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "多睡觉，多喝牛奶，多晒太阳。我已经成功超过了，我都 179 了。", "question": "我今年 25 岁，如何规划才能在四年内达到百度最年轻副总裁的高度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "免费会员通过观看广告来跳过5分钟。", "question": "请问您讨厌哪个广告？", "star": 407, "type": "T2T", "image": "5468489"}
{"text": "全家旅游不算上我……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hicpgiu32yj30ci0elgqh"}
{"text": "锻炼5000分钟后照镜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qarq7tqElc2Fk6WG8fwia30gTNa41KoKuEMvzfZvibFLtT2tDSDTXkPxg7Hj3TiarGf7icRJyMJTccbg"}
{"text": "原来是屁啊...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368043"}
{"text": "这像糖一样甜呢~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6658939"}
{"text": "新创公司", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6547708"}
{"text": "我里面有一点点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480666"}
{"text": "湖水泛起微波啦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268434"}
{"text": "通信教育的空手道在多大程度上能行得通？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1724851"}
{"text": "哎呀，那不是刚才说过了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6974587"}
{"text": "发现了前面选手掉的一块钱硬币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0rUqnYMBItlePxr7ApbOftSvK6Zib8J0XPz2TOBWqwec5UGNzpQibK3Ww"}
{"text": "如果疼的话，请举手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7229742"}
{"text": "求婚的练习。", "question": "在监控摄像头前面不能做的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6640683"}
{"text": "真事儿，有个医生姓「菅」，病人问他贵姓的时候，他就说，我姓菅，草菅人命的菅。你想象一下病人听后的表情……", "question": "拥有稀有的姓是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坐过了5个站都没下车的老爷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guevarqiwfj60ci0elgpj02"}
{"text": "妈妈：从今天起你一个人洗澡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNwzpm735InPdqTJTDFNxPN4Hl1g8VnRshqXrLXf4LelhjKt5ias0fgiaA"}
{"text": "怪兽不计前嫌营救落水奥特曼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3JzbKia9JrRewjiac42liayeIrOgZiaJzYVOlg7VP1Jyibu0U1zmDSvaTooQ"}
{"text": "steam，一直用 steam，epic 就会一直送游戏。这就是最优解了…", "question": "作为游戏玩家，你会选 steam 还是 epic ?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的迟到理由没把握让上司相信", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0d4mbdpctj30ci0eltd0"}
{"text": "那时候您帮过我的，是八桥。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6389409"}
{"text": "到时候还你！ 这句话是绝对不会回来的flag，或者是坏掉回来的flag。但遗憾的是，败给了可爱。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6694736"}
{"text": "你可能难以置信，但这一切都是同一个人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4881449"}
{"text": "教练的赛前指导过长，已经……来不及了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR2OWVCrukXQKgLXA6uUictUZocAOx2r3t6vbQARasXyJibAHvfLZOJ7IwQ"}
{"text": "误把主人关进了货舱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi6scusyofj30ci0el0ts"}
{"text": "铃鹿赛道最初的设计图", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6725573"}
{"text": "从你的孩子说的第一句话不是 hello world 时，她就已经输在了起跑线上。", "question": "我女儿刚刚学会走路，我是否该在她会识字后就立马教她Python？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "精神状态只有原来的60%。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6062575"}
{"text": "每个猫来到世界上，都给认养它的人带来一个赎罪的机会。咕噜声表示「你的罪被宽恕了」。", "question": "为什么猫咪能发出咕噜声，养猫对人类有哪些益处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在大地上无法建立高达。", "question": "银河系战士阿修罗·雷的飞行员常有的事", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6283627"}
{"text": "不会说话只能靠打字交流", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWQwmqyCPtd9CvXlLPSlnIGbQcY2UVqMrN2txlemhWOoLia3ePMfHlIWA"}
{"text": "据说发型能够对合到一起的就是我的接头人？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrGWobrXGpkA5ib8qlZPTnCcJ6hBG1DOC9WxIel5SRjS4WI9wpKZJSMfvKrDicez5cYyeNAvu1ynEQ"}
{"text": "你刚才是不是说了那个词？！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "蚊疯丧胆", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "我刚和隔壁的小喵谈上，我好好表现，咱能不去医院么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QGA1r2FP5HjZ8xXHUWo2j9jngvNY2SkhxibPQVUPeRVaBjtXbBLuJgb55Nz2HLagUhRUnIibMj4B9Q"}
{"text": "我一个室友每期南方周末必买，问题是他每期的环球时报也必买。", "question": "大学舍友最让你佩服的一件事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我才没有因为你新买的口红看起来很好玩就偷偷试呢！都说了是外面女人的了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20wA5DcWrZN1xDribeH5c96LDDmia07acQVI6oZaicj7NGM4icoYLcYVPqNw"}
{"text": "我今年 19 岁。", "question": "如何优雅地炫富？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又超度了三只蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWSiaIMh7BwUTicpsJ6XCicPuP93Nbatib5VNIUJiac9WdfNxYspWvrgvybnw"}
{"text": "视力检查的速度太快了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbMDLz06vBQHK76RM9XNVCsm0ia9Zibo7ClIgsehKVIHID8qnAHibktMxbFHPoV6wPfKHmWxIPH7Sbg"}
{"text": "为了拿到帽子，这已经是我第三个后妈了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUymY7Nzs2iaaNa3krHEuDOqibZF1cpsBicrTHuibYgxev7YBGx8QxcSy3AQg"}
{"text": "一个无能的政府，不会注意到哆啦 A 梦的存在。而一个聪明的政府，不会去动哆啦 A 梦的脑筋。", "question": "为什么政府从没想过抓哆啦A梦去研究？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "维密风格的口罩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7TRhC167CjllvyqsLeRTVgrgEmO5Ywu9SucrkCg4Xib9yWdzKpGQdh3w"}
{"text": "从三周的度假回来后，发现房间的空调在运行。", "question": null, "star": 387, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380117"}
{"text": "想要抱抱？这有20元拿去买条狗吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoG2kLG13IictHtt4kvNw17H466NcwjdJdAPbTnkeVRLSRVUvfterCcZw"}
{"text": "最合适的是归咎于别人。", "question": "关于某件事的常见情况/经验分享", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5368397"}
{"text": "初中时候，不知道什么古装剧组，让学校男生演一些兵勇，其他男生都发育的差不多了，我还比较瘦小，我以为可以因为身高逃过一劫，早点回家吃饭。但是万万没想到，一个工作人员说我面有异相，骨骼清奇，力排众议让我出演了一个角色，他叮嘱我，别控制要放松，做我自己就好！！于是我演了一个小太监 - -！", "question": "你曾因为长相受到过什么特殊待遇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "永远的零", "question": "把它放大十万一倍，变得非常麻烦和讨厌。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1682622"}
{"text": "耶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R74CV9ko7ibpX8rx6mJ4ON7wW0icEOnfukoibATRXU818QN7nvpyHufELP9g7wEbibACQYzGPEJQt3OA"}
{"text": "你要当爸爸了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2964927"}
{"text": "哪个是国王呢？", "question": null, "star": 92, "type": "I2T", "image": "6493647"}
{"text": "伏地魔降临。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3668809"}
{"text": "同一个笑话，因为时间的不同，星星的出现方式也会有所不同。那么你，试着在不同的时间段讲同样的笑话吧！", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "空调刚打开的时候的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S1bB11oaibRIWiceiaq9ZlNia7Wbib6uMNiciaDnjYlpzxliaM9ibjsQy4sS38SZQ13Y1BWRtIgyO1AOel3PQ"}
{"text": "今天玩老鹰捉小鸡，那只母鸡太狠了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TeicDqhr0ElDx2zXdp92ddOxr2VLIYHUxXT1glLGAx7mibCDB2ZEP9A1A"}
{"text": "诺克萨斯之手的特点是，血怒一有，智商归零，六亲不认。你可以思考一下是不是每个月血怒的时候太暴躁了", "question": "男朋友给我的备注是《英雄联盟》里的角色「诺克萨斯之手」是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周迅！一听名字就知道深得周树人和鲁迅的精髓，实在是妙啊！", "question": "哪位演员的名字让你若有所思，心中暗叹「实在是妙啊」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "野猪🐗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "我们衣服刚刚放哪了？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "信箱里塞满了理发店广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkZC3ck3ia6HFklBYHibUQuMJ8wGiaDiaCegT31Jia2atjte3xPHezEjQmWjw"}
{"text": "“这里已经满员了。”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "夹住腋下揉捏然后大力释放！能撑过8月吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3756195"}
{"text": "我跟圣诞老人说想要望远镜。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2893088"}
{"text": "这不是中美合拍的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToDYJvibX5gUqtQO4AElbCWcShqcbicygIYqC8WnM5WFUnxBEKiaPXHtJW4g"}
{"text": "资深程序员速成班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukH3t0fCwico1uNPPcTKBKosNrpbugU603ZbTgYNtXAJJyibZcS4CWeZEA"}
{"text": "在CD的封面照片里经常出现的景象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjwpr0p2CrFYj1sJtGBc0QDbce6wwaSFSJAbWVVCf5DfM5sVEnSA3DlJNzysjiaf0WT2EIrHRzZY1A"}
{"text": "切鳗鱼的时候，首先要打它的头。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3644401"}
{"text": "大概这里是我挽回颜面的地方吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334776"}
{"text": "格兰迪乌斯的一面BOSS", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3639735"}
{"text": "主人，撸猫时间到了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvt71dicibj20yi0yph5i"}
{"text": "不太会洗脸", "question": null, "star": 222, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxayhs7zij611s1cp46k02"}
{"text": "我的朋友经常劝我。蛤蟆，再忍忍，这辈子就过去了……", "question": "男生们能够接受结婚之后把经济大权上交女方吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当周末结束了，你要跟真正的自已分别几天的时候……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8yjtibphzW7sVaM50JqcaILDNpOJhXaNqia1ROdnuKibh6CWq2CIwslM9A"}
{"text": "在小学低年级，女生可以进入女浴室。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388563"}
{"text": "收录还是...那就演个好人吧...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4952196"}
{"text": "用电送达和用手送到不一样啊~", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175639"}
{"text": "集体解散", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2984205"}
{"text": "「战士」与「武斗家」向「史莱姆」发动了攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqla6gc1twj30ci0elti5"}
{"text": "美奈子/娜吉雅说：“哎呀，忘记刮了。”导演说：“快穿上吧（哭泣）”。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387803"}
{"text": "医生，我的头卡在这个坛子里出不来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YCrNCkaX0aqlsDxpjOUoKuRxFVCvMg5YUomtykqqfr2B8doTE935jVuw"}
{"text": "先让修造替我辩解一下吧。", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "你丢的斧头是这把铁斧吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3128660"}
{"text": "模仿挨批哥哥的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq81cwtj20g00fgaf3"}
{"text": "所有蚊子都放进去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9CkAd1Eoc2ibSgwA2RSB6GtrsxIOQI5MsJB4u41m0D0mfJYdVGKfQCVQ"}
{"text": "你父亲在十八年前夺走了我的一切", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gromgq7tgfj30ci0eldit"}
{"text": "卡不能用，怎么办啊喂~", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3378864"}
{"text": "听口音不是本地糖啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN6xzAWYBXLDIghJDwcyZLpCtxXngypOLxvsia1jjXpANWCr3e9kV1MjyQ"}
{"text": "在猫咪咖啡馆996打工的小猫咪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn2jvkuoewj30ci0el0zm"}
{"text": "骨头", "question": "告诉我哪些事情不能太软弱。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4147087"}
{"text": "因为称呼不是我们所能控制的。在我本科 CS 最后一年的时候，开始流行太级别的机械硬盘。一天我去中关村，问一个摊位的老板：给我来一块一太的硬盘。老板说：什么？！作为一个穷学生我立刻露怯了，生怕得罪了人家再不给咱货。我就又小声儿补了句：就一太……一千 G 那种硬盘……老板理直气壮声如洪钟地怼回来说：那叫替！一替！我略一懵逼，大概明白了什么，于是落荒而逃，乘上科贸的公交车，头也不敢回。所以，毛主席他老人家说的好，人民，也只有人民，才是历史的创造者。题主就不要妄图颠覆历史，颠覆人民了。人民说是替，那就是替。", "question": "为什么我们习惯称 MB 为「兆」，而 KB、GB、PB 都没有中文称呼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他的模仿鼓技巧真的很高超，但是因此我吃不下便当。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "456857"}
{"text": "白细胞方队", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "妈妈又被停电了。", "question": null, "star": 270, "type": "I2T", "image": "6207160"}
{"text": "悬崖外的朋友不愿放手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkW0nLSYeGKZll9W9ibNGSWPJmvfO2TamsX89AfZ8WYwUyQyg74xibRf4Q"}
{"text": "说唱神器SKR啥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIly1ftpu8nn9lcj308i08i0su"}
{"text": "据说保存白蛇蜕下的皮可以提升财运。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5600262"}
{"text": "前几天刚被这种小喵咬了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "因为东北人论证了，文化输出不一定要经济多强，政治地位多高。", "question": "东北人为什么这么有趣？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实我喊了Change!", "question": "别叫了，回去吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7324787"}
{"text": "牛顿第一定律是真的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "一下。咔嘧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gdj7r8tmapj21101as10w"}
{"text": "用荧光笔把线画得这么明显，真是闷啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6017186"}
{"text": "风速100米每秒", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2810309"}
{"text": "我拿了一个可疑的补丁交换了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1881961"}
{"text": "常穿围裙。", "question": "这样的打工地方的店长我讨厌。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3864126"}
{"text": "只有你看得见我。", "question": "请说“远归舍弃”", "star": 2832, "type": "T2T", "image": "7236878"}
{"text": "从二楼取眼药水。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3857126"}
{"text": "嘘！是我！求救你来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gre8awocvqj30ci0eljy7"}
{"text": "因为红烧肉油大，进嘴里还要咀嚼，还得会做红烧肉，别忘了洗锅洗碗，红烧肉太烫你只能放脚后跟死皮上，红烧肉凉了这么大的油你怎么下口。", "question": "为什么用红酒倒在伴侣身上舔干就是情趣，而倒红烧肉不是?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被鸡吃下去的耳机找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2Wr1y2ekgatzHcQsAwZ35mWj8XJuQ43Wkt2MnIHsH5L9aUvUYOhBzjTHA"}
{"text": "质数集合！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3ck75hcrkj20ld0ldwh6"}
{"text": "把泳衣还给我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibHAvnp90uTHz4qoJ0Az69Y4G6c3Wu8NW0Z8mBPic4PtNibciaQZ8hsqftw"}
{"text": "炼矿炉", "question": "这句话的中文意思是：「在喝酒之前，先说一句。」", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6704047"}
{"text": "再也没法听课写东西了……", "question": "如果你有凝视远方10秒，便可瞬移到你凝视的位置，你会用它干什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "名古屋场比赛是重要关头，高于练习场的比赛无法取得，需要在练习中努力提高，等待命运的降临。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7249696"}
{"text": "因为他们在围棋棋盘上下五子棋", "question": "为什么许多围棋爱好者对电视剧里出现围棋深恶痛绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "完全想不出来。", "question": "当我有一维女朋友时的一些经历，请告诉我。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351249"}
{"text": "你 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 写广告文案猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉你 = 猪 + 写广告文案", "question": "如何看待京东的广告文案「不涂口红的你，和男人有什么区别」引发的争议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大部分男病人心音异常。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6602361"}
{"text": "这个可爱的孩子四十年后也会变成这样呢~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3833473"}
{"text": "每一步棋，解说员都说“要做啊！”", "question": "三冠马或许会出现吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5707123"}
{"text": "昨天买了随身听。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4138262"}
{"text": "避免出现打不赢又骂不赢的情况。", "question": "为什么《英雄联盟》要关闭所有人聊天功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一直在用膝盖蹭的那个家伙。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3649634"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586845"}
{"text": "悟空还不算啥，贝吉塔的睡相才是真奇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fswyc356okj20m80oggo9"}
{"text": "机器猫，我从你的玩笑中看透了被机器操控的人类的愚蠢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387502"}
{"text": "他只是画廊的一名普通成员，后来却成为了历史上第一个“十七”蒙面高尔夫球手，成为了伍兹永远的对手。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1339330"}
{"text": "浪漫可以得到。", "question": "龙珠要是变成魔法少女动画会怎么样。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2678618"}
{"text": "去商场买东西，路过促销场地，随便看了下。看中一个外套，试了下，感觉还不错。但是标签掉了。我：请问这件外套多少钱？店员：打完折，3000。需要我帮你包起来吗？我：哦，不用，我帮你挂起来。", "question": "有哪些东西你知道很贵，但开始的时候不知道居然这么贵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哥，问你个事儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHVzdbyHvGvVe8abxRNvGEkMCDjibO3eRxxygoDx42bRM25mzvm4lFGHw"}
{"text": "会的。看见情侣牵手，我就很生气。", "question": "动物会生气吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是的！台风走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6659817"}
{"text": "说好的裸考呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPW2Mc1xuHTZnBLQI8KBvQbVQJm328pO4QqZH2hVu3Q7Iic7x6f7p9Ldhg"}
{"text": "作为民政局工作人员表示登记本并不是写 2020.02.02而是写成 2020.2.2", "question": "如何看待 20200202 遇休息日，多地民政局将加班办结婚登记？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，好想早点去麻将馆打牌啊...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6423314"}
{"text": "最受欢迎的幼儿园老师，我来帮你选吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "找到对象了吗？一年挣多少啊？啥时候买房啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXDT3J7QibBjrXbWIZlRpX6fNhwphcoLyk76eUcBvxM3KAcSCDnibGMucA"}
{"text": "“追上那辆蓝色的车是吧”“你傻啊，明明是紫色”“黄色好吧”“难道不是绿色的吗”“你们这群二货能不能先把面罩拿下来！”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwsa0gug7nj20gk0gojsl"}
{"text": "我~对偶像什么的~不太了解~。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491936"}
{"text": "搓啊？搓啊？然后还要吸着夹着是吧？要做就快点做啦！别傻站着，快点！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7227657"}
{"text": "节食忍耐 ↔ 胖子失控", "question": "进击的巨人后退的阪神，这样的反义词可以是败北的巨人像前进的阪神一样。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3301806"}
{"text": "在宅急送接收时出示实印。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "新人和忙碌的牧师入场了。", "question": "新人入场，请勿喧哗破坏气氛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233352"}
{"text": "他要是跑得不够快，影片前 15 分钟就被那帮小混混打死了。接下来我们看到的就是《离开阿甘的日子》。", "question": "难道不是运气成就了《阿甘正传》中的阿甘吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蚕豆比豌豆大，这是事实。", "question": "你明白了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3515865"}
{"text": "先生您真的不需要一个督促您更换床单桌子上不可以乱放杂物，发圈不能乱丢的小可爱吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArFOqbGrI79QxvgZNjfclIU4I94z9lH4LFNHrG3Flb2G3emn1JVurYUQ"}
{"text": "山米那个……瓶子不要的话我可以拿走吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pylO4R8FlmYTRialwR0qaHjEF6ksnzfdCecrCqaQOzpRaGgibCKejdfzjA"}
{"text": "因为你没有能力说服他们相信愚蠢的是他们而不是你。", "question": "为什么面对愚蠢的人我们更容易愤怒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哪有人这么偷伞的啊！", "question": null, "star": 1465, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h51mx214q7j6140140tem02"}
{"text": "快按下去！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7124024"}
{"text": "被病人麻醉后的表情戳中笑点而手术失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbqepwne4hj30ci0el0wd"}
{"text": "慢着……真是去旅行吗？为什么在纸箱上写「它叫阿喵」？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvypeb1brcj30ci0eljut"}
{"text": "客人来了哦，装睡也没用，要付钱哦。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212236"}
{"text": "溥仪回故宫还要自己买门票呢。", "question": "周杰伦听自己的歌要开会员吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把钟调快一个小时。", "question": "如何在午休时间让公司陷入混乱？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5394660"}
{"text": "用你的松茸和我交换怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6781751"}
{"text": "失望", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5923687"}
{"text": "向大家道歉，向提问者道歉。真没想讽刺谁，只是随手一答，没想到火成这样［哭哭］大夫：王，我们不要用竹简写字了，用泥版吧！王：泥版为何物？大夫：书于泥上，太阳晒干，又称“泥书”。王：可否编辑成册?大夫：不能。王：可保存多久?大夫：若埋于干燥沙土中，可历万年不变。王：若放置于外面呢？大夫：大概不到半年就会风化。王：若置于室内呢？大夫：室内潮湿，半个月就酥碎了。王：那就保持室内干燥?大夫：那需要在室内安装火炕火炉，日夜烧火，比大王您的待遇还高啊!王：干脆烧成陶片如何?大夫：那就不是泥书了，那是陶书，千年前用过，早就淘汰了。王：若想习字方便，可以锥画沙，亦可以蕉叶为书；若是日常公文，有简帛可用；若想传之万年，可以刻石立碑。何况更有青铜玉器陶器甲骨皆可为书。我想不通为何要用此物?大夫：只因三千年后子孙后代皆以巴比伦为高贵，觉得美索不达米亚处处都好，便来要求我们也用此物。若是不用此物，怕他们不认祖宗。王：……", "question": "为什么商周时期的中国人没有把泥板作为记录文字的载体？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抱歉，就是因为你打呼噜太响了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SChib1WkocaxFicE6sPDpcW9vcyJKRRh6Ma2u4uBBz2KXz2r36A129ib5rgr2QRnBnVvYtHZgZfaDdg"}
{"text": "上述新闻当事猫", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "20分钟过去了还是没有案件发生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtn4fjjz9nj30ci0eljux"}
{"text": "奶奶柜子里的好吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSQlxIZGibgwDfZL9dAtyhtcbml9gf7Ufcs7vicRDQ5ntUNXN7Z0AnN7wg"}
{"text": "磨刀霍霍", "question": "相扑比赛在雪中进行，只有术语和人声。", "star": 42, "type": "T2T", "image": "5810279"}
{"text": "我们刚刚还活蹦乱跳呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBIYFiaYsS5exOMib6vWch8Wpxk6q7CVcZlnJ65Ea2HF4d11ic1tcdGib34A"}
{"text": "进门看到了没来得及变身的扫地机器人", "question": null, "star": 335, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmaklkee14j61091cd10d02"}
{"text": "我只要坚持努力下去，总有一天会进入殿堂的！", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "那我妈妈要去上班了，你先吃桌子上的晚饭吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849362"}
{"text": "山上的朋友你们好吗？让我看到你们的双蹄。", "question": null, "star": 353, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "司机等红灯时看路边的美女", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mg0ic1sYUpD52B8rXmgOEIgIJdrhHEkxwCHMbEwDJgUDUdV3J8icPgRBqQ"}
{"text": "她前男友估计比你还难受呢。「前女友涂着我省吃俭用一个礼拜给她买的口红跟现男友约会……」", "question": "女朋友涂着她前男友送的口红来和我约会，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "输页", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvS7h3UYDp0cSbdycv9P9lL0UsD19NeWbiaxPpWozuHzdfFMDQpcv9SDvQ"}
{"text": "我也想成为你的困扰和痛苦。", "question": "以“一”开头并以“一”结尾的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2301057"}
{"text": "刚买到一辆特别便宜的二手车，先自己开出去溜溜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjsl83xtjhj60wt17r7b402"}
{"text": "怎么每次都是这几个菜(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻", "question": "祭祖的时候祖先除了吃饭，会聊些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以让我通过事务所转达吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568959"}
{"text": "冲上去就能当格格了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibhX42CmsdCBzoqhDuiapCsibUjk1j1NEaausHSXxLZuHFpicG5IaJaW2PQ"}
{"text": "招聘广告一实际的职场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibLOCu3ibNZzc7eBTDvPepmz8liatKJbpRSicNIaeSUxQtLtup9VvicrL9icw"}
{"text": "Professional", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "6583086"}
{"text": "鼠标怎么不见了", "question": null, "star": 463, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq3xz4ucs2j611o1e8wld02"}
{"text": "半人马怪物的屁股装饰", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "炒股。", "question": "什么游戏核心玩法绝大部分依靠概率和运气却能让玩家产生源自自己某方面卓越的素质的感觉并且获得极大成就感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我身体不舒服，去药店买药，想买感冒药，药店阿姨拦着我了，说你这症状不像感冒，你要不要买根验孕棒？感谢药店阿姨……回家就发现中了。中午电话告诉老公，那厮在电话那头特别平静，一点语调的波澜都没有。就平静地交代了一下，平静地挂掉了电话。等到晚上他下班了，回家买了一大堆菜，平静地去厨房洗洗切切，平静地叫我吃饭。晚上洗了澡躺床上了，突然坐起来，问我：「你不是吃多了胃胀气吧？」我 TM……这事儿就这么过去了，后来怀孕七八个月的时候见到了他的师傅，和他一起工作的，说他当时挂了电话之后，穿着厚厚的防爆服在原地疯了一样蹦跶。他们都以为他衣服里进蛇了。", "question": "当你的老公 / 男朋友知道你怀孕是什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是梦吗？还是说……泄露了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4093586"}
{"text": "打", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "zu5932bSzJUw82zB6o3maf786nwHr532EXM9CMZycGORA2CwGfug7ooMOaic9yss0DqaZardlIfOUlKP6sibvUeA"}
{"text": "真的吗？", "question": "把寿司配料的名字念出来，你会觉得惋惜。", "star": 501, "type": "T2T", "image": "7321524"}
{"text": "这个面包简直就像面包一样。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680300"}
{"text": "孩子能做到。", "question": "和儿童房的叔叔阿姨交往怎么样？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389080"}
{"text": "A也随之勃起即为成功完成一次", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "第三年和第四年的成人礼的人混在一起了。", "question": "成年人在参加成人礼时会犯傻。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4903457"}
{"text": "红包老妈替你保管！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gslchk3gh7j30ci0eltcf"}
{"text": "坐！        坐！坐！                              坐！", "question": "军训摊上一个好教官是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不断换人后，店长亲自来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7t06iqrgkj30ci0eldj9"}
{"text": "在奥利克斯队投球的人和在横滨队打击的人。", "question": "宫城和宫崎的区别", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7316219"}
{"text": "无情口 -> 冷酷无情的话语", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4937443"}
{"text": "（这凉鞋跟我的好像啊）", "question": null, "star": 329, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtij9229j8j60zp1bm46l02"}
{"text": "哎呀，不行不行不行不行不行不行！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6786964"}
{"text": "全家便利店全力支持东海大学！", "question": "我讨厌这样的箱根驿传比赛。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4095687"}
{"text": "来吧来吧，老虎已经答应把十二生肖的位置让给你了", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "解开胸罩", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "对不起，该呢称已被占用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6hNzKQfsjjZ0ZVa50JMPdYwedpmlUeP3S26a0e1yUvbicvdrUzXlKK4w"}
{"text": "差点渴死的飞机撑到了阿拉伯油田", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XExxAt9lOogIE1wPqibvjtnggLjC3VF0uJt3JXOqXWricYU3aia4n8nAlibg"}
{"text": "学生D召集了伙伴们！怪物父母出现了！", "question": "老师把拉里霍尔马唤醒了！让学生A睡着了！让学生B睡着了！让学生C睡着了。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2984954"}
{"text": "输了就是输了，没有什么意义。", "question": "在海里遇到超大鲨鱼时，有些事情知道会很方便。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584484"}
{"text": "客人您看看，这个发型满意吗。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "拉猪肉，你这个家伙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388829"}
{"text": "「双重骑士飞踢！『啊……等等……我收到个短信』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gytmhpg34gj30ci0el0w5"}
{"text": "说了吃年糕要小口吞嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv5gb113ldj60ci0elaee02"}
{"text": "不哭不哭，叔叔给你折个纸鹤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0Fre6r4saibmUOCukUDY9xnw2Oab7X97gNBUZXk1KjGkj1XJlDRiasmbA"}
{"text": "你也是替身使者吗", "question": null, "star": 142, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "成为透明的。", "question": "如果有的话，你希望身体有哪些功能？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6035367"}
{"text": "哎呀，世界遗产搞砸了，赔偿金额会是多少呢？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6924040"}
{"text": "半夜醒来看手机的第一眼。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGt8UQEWqBDHMoyJXGelFYQS4lmVDsKDCZOa06KfI6GJiag2dkGDRW3AvA"}
{"text": "最近的小偷实在是太厉害了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk78iaAgcRaRBHSVdPLRxdanLRgRV2ibWFlOlWCKCuy7Ajaia6YXbTat7hCQ"}
{"text": "新旧姨妈巾碰面了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7MWWdBoVWgyN6IewdVhzJDAyjhibXpcVeJIu9Gwia0uf6Xfk62oHMbuRg"}
{"text": "两人相处最怕一个人忙成狗，一个人闲成屎。", "question": "男友不回信息，什么情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到下一个电线杆就换人吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3787205"}
{"text": "消费税", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "一直看下去，就浮现出了什么东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2710607"}
{"text": "我老板是个英国女人，她和我们说，二十多年前，她三十多岁的时候，她爸暗示她要结婚生子，对她说：I really want some little feet , running in my house!然后我老板就给他爸买了条狗……", "question": "30+ 还没有结婚的女生如何化解父母逼婚的压力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“我手机呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZgO6HvIuWOz2yp5kKRB62WkdO0GcbD7PhkkwfNjugADPiaJZibcadLvuQ"}
{"text": "带照明的按摩棒", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "再加点疑虑。", "question": "能抱我一下吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245198"}
{"text": "哎呀！？掉了一百日元！？在哪里？在哪里？在哪里？在哪里？在哪里？在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667870"}
{"text": "烤鸡腿肉照烧风味带骨。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6889575"}
{"text": "我自己加抹茶好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9pEJL0MWYQ8aib9AtJGbdhkYfiaiblhfkT1qZylv4oa8yl6IiaTU5Xb44XA"}
{"text": "「欺负小仓鼠」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnyvwvyhacj30ci0el41w"}
{"text": "小时候总要和我妈睡。", "question": "你做过最坑爹（亲爹）的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来是耶稣把金针菇引进地球的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkSoUyX7Zb5WkQLlKY6qMGNwAfjznBofiaibudeebofYIrnKyv5ADI6sdg"}
{"text": "平时穿着雷雷雷的老爷爷", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070937"}
{"text": "他把奶油炖菜吃掉了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3993608"}
{"text": "在职场上遇见了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7269238"}
{"text": "你今天运气很不好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1375579"}
{"text": "等等，用枪解决问题根本没用，要懂得察言观色。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6694453"}
{"text": "不行哦，就算你有三个头，1可是每人只能领一个鸡蛋！", "question": null, "star": 406, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h33fld3n5ej61401hcqbi02"}
{"text": "对方的卡车司机。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202165"}
{"text": "小卖部新出的冰激凌有点奇怪", "question": null, "star": 158, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "拔了旁边人的耳机后发现他在听娇喘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkk3gmTJKo7eQra5VwKEWqqWhv8JCKgSniaQOe3WibPcNNpgzh6ibteFw8w"}
{"text": "马子，走啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290348"}
{"text": "对不起，！点餐请一位一位分开说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0xsun1o1jj20ml0n6acu"}
{"text": "你在哪里停车啊？", "question": null, "star": 3557, "type": "I2T", "image": "6955949"}
{"text": "不知道你们看没看过一个鬼故事，医院停尸间的红线，因为经常诈尸，为了区分人尸，尸体手上才绑红线。一天晚上有一个人坐医院电梯，跟一个医生一起，电梯门开了有一个病人站在门口，他却把电梯门关上了，医生很疑惑，他就这样解释了。然后，医生微笑着缓缓举起手，是不是这根红线？那是一个美好的夏日傍晚，我们一家三口吃完晚饭在河边溜达，我突然想起来这个鬼故事，贼兮兮地跟我爸说，给你讲个故事吧！结果我妈吓得不轻，我爸听完后面无表情，天真的我还以为他被吓得有点懵。回家的时候发现小区全部停电了。我爸说太热了，进屋拿个凳子去顶楼吹风去。我跟我爸就并排站在漆黑的楼梯道里等着我妈找钥匙。突然！我爸一把抓起我的手！凑近我的脸！低声说：是不是这根红线！！！！！！！！！！尖叫、绝望、嘶吼、大哭，完了还挣不开我爸的手。我妈早已经吓得钻进屋关上门了。那天晚上我爸一出现在我距离五米内我就狂哭。我当时已经 20 了。", "question": "你看过的恐怖片里最恐怖的一个情节是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "迈克尔，要吹，不是吸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiaMsRVJez9bGXYTyB2S8Jn4pIQafAc3ICRA0L5MaicC5SC8IvcnUevZHQ"}
{"text": "你送这本书的意思是叫她父母对你提高警惕是吗？", "question": "第一次见女朋友家长，送《中国老年人防诈骗指南》如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里滑，要小心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7134542"}
{"text": "咚咚......帮我滚我的球。", "question": "收集七个龙珠后，神龙会做什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5462956"}
{"text": "听到话剧社的友人说「演一棵树」后本想过去嘲笑万万没想到……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtwpxwy7lbj30ci0elta5"}
{"text": "男子汉。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "买了张超便宜动物园门票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7vnsl9nkmj30ci0elgrh"}
{"text": "你一条腿我一条腿我们一起走南闯北 （或许有人知道我在说什么吗 ）", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "年薪百万这么说的吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6047668"}
{"text": "鬼太郎！鬼太郎！你在浴缸里放了什么啊？！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5737772"}
{"text": "我比你强，我要选绫鹰。", "question": "世界最帅的转身方式", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5561859"}
{"text": " 昊，表达了对老天爷的不满。 ", "question": "你认为汉字里面哪个字最美，你最喜欢？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《关于我家附近的黑帮突然全员变成柴犬这件事》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "胖虎（是《哆啦A梦》中的角色）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596534"}
{"text": "核酸验证通过，绿码请通行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mg769WHlpUUZ7r1ItXpTp0r5FLKkhmvZOFEgFFMalkG02wzicNkia8Pmew"}
{"text": "江户川柯南和工藤新一", "question": "说话方式不同但意思相同。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6267185"}
{"text": "仰卧起坐考试还差最后一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZwwgyGWQ4vZzdehmgIxeZG9siceNpJxicMucona6o9SZIVdibZNPVib1POxw"}
{"text": "好的！把下面的拍下来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7040286"}
{"text": "据说敲打肩膀就能发出致命一击。", "question": "敲门声。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4724682"}
{"text": "小麦价格上涨。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4830123"}
{"text": "昨 日 开 屏", "question": null, "star": 1721, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "今天是三月九号吗？", "question": "把名曲前面加上一到三个字，破坏了它。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4201359"}
{"text": "吃泡泡糖的小夫", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "我是麻生太郎，有什么事吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3392530"}
{"text": "那只老鼠跑哪去了！在网上查下捕捉方法吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he9c6gpwlxj30ci0el428"}
{"text": "猫不仅把吃的撒了一地还揍了我眼睛两拳", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "去广东吃火锅，从来没见过西洋菜，北京涮肉都没这个东西。凭着好奇心，我把小哥叫过来：要份儿西洋菜。于是我这辈子第一次涮火锅涮了香菜。幸亏啊，没有凶柿这种东西。(´థ౪థ)σ", "question": "有哪些令人印象深刻的空耳?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当时我在妇产科实习，我的带教老师是位脾气不错的男医生。科里有位产妇有点特别，生理发育略欠成熟，年纪却不小，不怎么爱说话，经过剖腹产顺利生了一个健康的男孩。老师在办公室里给产妇的婆婆科普教育，建议母乳喂养。婆婆面露难色：「俺不想让孙子吃他妈的奶水。」老师问：「为什么？」她说：「大夫，难道你没看出来吗？俺儿媳妇她有点那个……那个……」老师一脸疑惑：「什么？」婆婆：「俺儿媳……她憨！孙子吃傻了咋办！」老师顿了一会说了句，「你说，牛憨吗？」", "question": "妇产科有哪些毁人三观的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "二十五万人民币。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585235"}
{"text": "死因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxkjbesuc8j30ci0elju3"}
{"text": "工科院校唯一的女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9slesf8trj20a40c0gn3"}
{"text": "我正在赶特急MM1号列车，爱你的心跳声砰砰响。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998752"}
{"text": "洗完就有点凉了。", "question": null, "star": 1652, "type": "I2T", "image": "4012680"}
{"text": "突然被麦克风打了一下，所以我想停一下，考虑一下是龙虎斗还是什么。", "question": null, "star": 11575, "type": "I2T", "image": "3532025"}
{"text": "不太行。蚊子需要连咬几十个新冠患者不擦嘴，才能在接下来的一针里有送来足够感染一个人的病毒的概率。蚊子的行为不是那样的，不但不会连咬那么多人，还经常擦嘴。", "question": "如果蚊子叮咬了新冠病毒感染者，再叮咬未感染者，那么是否会间接传播新冠病毒，使未感染者被感染新冠病毒?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这比预想中还要多的前付款...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3624462"}
{"text": "眼里有光的少年。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "睡过头/熬夜", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7291207"}
{"text": "在大城市疲惫的时候，就会想起奶奶温柔的话语。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1386110"}
{"text": "HB2B马克笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbc60ec1u5j30ci0el415"}
{"text": "在接受入殓师服务的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3tzXpLKZfe8kliblhjJ16ngxNJzJSfH4yDDLPJX16oj5t50ejprjJQ1Q"}
{"text": "*", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb4i1r3lcjj20b808wq37"}
{"text": "你走在街上，没有郭冬临泼你一身脏水，然后拿出洗衣粉给你洗衣服，都算好的。", "question": "为什么我用某牌洁厕灵没有超人出来帮我洗厕所，为什么在超市买某牌口香糖收银员不跟我调情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被掉在儿子头顶上的红烧狮子头烫伤了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dq9msCzHUwtMjYicTynnWanriclT6cF0Ps50Vy89SVXiaHQa32ZXXHJWpw"}
{"text": "万花筒视角", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "购物袋的底漏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO69g9SPgEd1ia1rCPibbcCuMZFhCe3D5AiaXw3ru4Uh0iaOBQ3mt6lsVl6Yg"}
{"text": "不请自来，甘肃太长，无形增加了我返疆的时间。", "question": "你眼中的甘肃是一个什么样的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "考研的又不是我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyickwyhiaUnpRoFFu5tmaDzKEJ5VIgFqk29RFbAw4ZwkCgGibvGeyjSJu4Q"}
{"text": "记不清到底在哪杯下了毒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw34u9luaxKKFAwKVMWAn3oiaV4xS7lRzib7HTQG1IDEfdpEZ7hbpjrUHnQ"}
{"text": "去市民中心就可以从头开始组织派对。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "后来才知道会来这么多人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "552034"}
{"text": "一个人活到 30 岁还介意别人说他在某平台买东西是可耻的话，是可耻的。", "question": "你如何评价“一个男人30岁以后还在拼多多上买东西是可耻的”这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同小区住的一个朋友被女朋友早上赶出家门减肥 ，开着运动软件检测，回去要检查成果。这逗逼大清早来我家拍门叫我开车出来和他在小区兜风。兜了几个圈运动轨迹画满了，显示路程有 7K 左右，吃个早餐心满意足地回家。半小时之后我再次被电话弄醒，原来那软件还能测时速，他女朋友一看他时速将近 50K 跑了 7K 就把他赶出了家门。嗯，他在我家住两天了。", "question": "在微信运动里那些每天都只走几十步的人都是怎么生活的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汤婆婆的嘴巴像龙角散一样碎嘴。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2725509"}
{"text": "壁上的壁虎黏在雾面玻璃上显得特别性感。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3254470"}
{"text": "请等一下！！无论如何我都想早点告诉你……你面试失败了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnwM18EJJ907AOt2umV1Vzs5edFA0UOLv9tIXgQ7ept2gCk6OkTdnxupw"}
{"text": "博多拉面的高级玩家只吃面！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331733"}
{"text": "郭涛君的新娘。", "question": "名著漫画改一个字，加上2023年是22023年。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6907169"}
{"text": "终于踩到你的影子了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "我们所说的吹青蛙玩爆它", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4855263"}
{"text": "我是青虫男，我的特点是能从嘴里吐出比蜘蛛人粗很多的丝！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388176"}
{"text": "哎呀，今天又没有我的戏份啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1610620"}
{"text": "2077年,带以假乱真的虚拟女友回家给父母看,这时候断电了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkZqicmnrWc8zZ1gVYyRp589OSfia48nC0IRQAfOXLMWveqkks9T7ficDAA"}
{"text": "丢尽国际社会的脸，处在那种位置真是无地自容。", "question": null, "star": 1128, "type": "I2T", "image": "2684531"}
{"text": "1.实验室美国学生：问你一个比较 offensive 的问题，希望你不要介意。我：我介意，别问了。 2.咖啡厅我：请给我来一个超大杯（Venti）的 XXX，谢谢。服务员：你一个女生喝得完超大杯吗？我：喝得完。服务员（掏出一个超大杯空杯）：你看，超大杯有这么大哦。我：我知道。服务员：真的不换成大杯（Grande）吗？我：不换。（结果最后超大杯的分量特少）于是我要了一个大杯，当着他们面把咖啡倒进去，正好装满。我：Magical! 请你们老板出来给我一个解释吧：）老板： ……我们送您一个蛋糕做补偿吧。", "question": "你有哪些怼外国人的有趣经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的！今天就处理那边的事情！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3320713"}
{"text": "路上偷吃后，开始给顾客强行表演「让披萨消失」魔术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4myg40613j30ci0elwfv"}
{"text": "肯德基出现了，阿弗拉克公司的员工忍不住激动起来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3627366"}
{"text": "害怕被老师骂，妈妈偷偷代替女儿来上形体课", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "煮熟了、晾干、再煮熟、再晾干，做九转泡面。", "question": "泡面除了直接煮，还有什么神仙吃法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买了三门网课，语文数学物理。好贵。", "question": "春节马上就要到了，你给孩子买了哪些新年礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在该我当1了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNwOdnRVLWoLpOcFVgAvQG3D3PtiabmkYOMFna4Hdt6YlBV5icEkfCmffw"}
{"text": "单纯想放张图而已", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvv2mltfvqj20yi1ace21"}
{"text": "那些圈钱网游为什么不把那些白嫖玩家都赶出去，留下那些 vip 高氪玩家不就好了？125 的人只要不是脑子有病，他们自己都不支持这个玩法。", "question": "假如干掉世界上所有智商低于125的人，每隔二百年这么做一次，人类会不会变得更优质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "挠黑板的声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g2h5xos7v5j20mc0romz5"}
{"text": "中学校入学考试中的求这个长方形的面积问题太难了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3348162"}
{"text": "校医“同学，你怎么了，哪里不舒服？”我“肚子疼”校医“同学，你觉得你得了什么病”我“......，肠胃炎”校医“同学你觉得你要吃什么药呢”我“......，给我来点消炎药吧”", "question": "作为一个医学生你经历过最囧的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，被撞了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3099564"}
{"text": "进试衣间试衣服时，店员还在外面不停地推荐", "question": null, "star": 77, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0swb8r8ksj60t217mn2q02"}
{"text": "用几颗电池就把手机店守门的机器人收买了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAzSeQZmqDR7X5GkWx3lR14qibjGgicT5Fz4ol2pClNl3OgWz2RyrbAl8w"}
{"text": "中途下车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzz17e55xzjI8NphgD6A825KXcibhyepzDMeZjhOdmI71l60HzQb3RYZyg"}
{"text": "买家：我随便拍哪个，你能检测到我的手机型号吧？我怕搞错！卖家：悲伤的表情，没听过说能这样。买家：有病吧！不能检测到我的手机型号？我就是一卖手机壳的。", "question": "你在淘宝上遇到过哪些奇葩的买家或卖家？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女主想起自家猫被阉过后，又让神灯给它变回去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPuHzMYTMRiaqYSkT67tdURzmVsHnp7x2lanDVYzUBfqtkpSPUGXzHXIQ"}
{"text": "有效期", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "虽然已经从长袖变成了短袖，但是不知道原因。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5726836"}
{"text": "我晕倒了。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "家的玄关上不去。", "question": "我的恐高程度达到了100级。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2852027"}
{"text": "吕布方天画戟大杀四方总惹事端明君枭雄谋士构成天下无双霸王扛鼎力盖世自刎乌江的凄惨终还得谋士图谋得天下唐末藩镇祸酿成五代十国多纷乱英勇无双是那先锋王大铁枪乱世王者一腔豪情翻开那残卷篇章用你的策略征服「乱世」，马上成为王者", "question": "广告 · 有哪些关于乱世王者的 freestyle？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈要去医院。", "question": "无法接受的早退理由。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6983790"}
{"text": ":你们背着本王偷偷好上了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "新闻无需撒谎，它只需要给出“部分的真相”，就可以达到操纵民意的目的你所关注的东西，永远都是媒体想让你关注的很多时候舆论一边倒的声音，未必是大多数人所赞同的，只是不赞同的人以为自己是少数，不愿意发声而已", "question": "哪些专业问题在本专业是常识，但在日常生活中却不被人所知？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「老板，来个土豆炒牛肉。「没有牛肉了，炒毛毛虫行不？」「不想吃毛毛虫……有别的肉么？」「没有了，只有毛毛虫这一种肉了，爱吃不吃不吃拉倒。」「好吧，那就点毛毛虫。」「啊，看来中国人更开放，更愿意吃毛毛虫。」", "question": "如何看待百度李彦宏表示的「中国人更开放，愿用隐私换效率 」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从早上开始吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448091"}
{"text": "执着于，自己为啥不是皇帝。如果自己对华妃有生杀予夺权，还用指望大胖橘惩处华妃吗？", "question": "甄嬛在长街之辱之前究竟执着于什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽说为了实验，可一直装傻也太不容易了，收集了这么多数据可以考虑正式量产了吧，野比博士？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq5h91uym5j30ci0elqa3"}
{"text": "牙医诊所怎么这么暗。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3949886"}
{"text": "其实正是我所期望的。", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "回顾第8话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUiaRTwHhnwsT4xibbTVsMQ2zGjuayI7dZehHIIU798ItG0hoasbCN89Ztw"}
{"text": "某五百强的 VP。六点起来干活。干活到七点，出去买早饭咖啡，叫老婆起床，陪老婆吃饭。八点出门，九点到公司。开始一天工作，主要内容为：搞好左右关系，争取支援 / 支持，领会总部精神，给下属画饼 / 补漏洞 / 派活，和平级撕 B，表现形式多种：邮件，电话，做 PPT，lunch，dinner。基本干到六点半，路上再堵下。七点半左右到家，陪老婆说会话，吃饭，然后见缝插针的继续回邮件，打电话。晚上 12 点左右睡觉。这种基本一周只有 1-2 天。剩下 5-6 天基本在应酬，出差中度过。如果出差从来都是最早一般飞机，回来基本都是最晚一般。跨国出差都是，晚上飞早上到，换件衣服就去干活。应酬都是到 12 点左右，没喝的醉醺醺，比较很克制。周末，节假日，度假，依旧回邮件。忘记说了，我就是那个老婆。协议离婚中，让他和他的 PPT 过去吧。", "question": "作为公司的高管，你每天上班都在干嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老北京特色小吃 炸焦圈简称京圈", "question": "什么是京圈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伞与兵", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "那间……是厕所吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpwa1psarfj612d1beahx02"}
{"text": "拉面馆妈妈在那里。", "question": "请问您讨厌哪个广告？", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "5468489"}
{"text": "两面煎至金黄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kTG9qzAHicCSibnFjUQzLbex2KbXfBLxWYjVwn4JnJvFAiayAwDTfoXMhg"}
{"text": "平时", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038194"}
{"text": "我把香车放在黄金之间，自己觉得很满足。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374538"}
{"text": "虽然我不太明白，但是好的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375948"}
{"text": "每天都觉得自己挺棒的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiay1nFP1xJz86ou83LbJnmDRibwmrpZicVZ0wejH3zV7kIHSV0iaSDBxpIQ"}
{"text": "您可以领取退款。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021036"}
{"text": "不能太讲究，否则有你吃一只蟹的时间别人都开始吃第二只了", "question": "如何吃干净一只大闸蟹里的全部蟹肉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我非常想去看电影，拼了命了www", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7314806"}
{"text": "下次也要一起拉屎🙋", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "从小区保安的招聘会看2020年的就业形势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7ibVEA31Ff9o0MXWGz7er2PymzwwBuReQiau6NwmgQNsD0b0VMcXwiancg"}
{"text": "装睡且错过了最佳的醒来时机，只能硬着头皮继续装睡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8qssicoxZDHhRIGR62mV3Uumk0rol4LibyicY1BHF7syb6zuZyMukA4C5g"}
{"text": "做题时一定要扣题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibwzibOLL2OPtP6I1iaiaEuEkxtVy9eNSqiaZL3G9xyZr7kWjPqxqhSKJEkw"}
{"text": "喂，那个选手被直球砸中喉咙了，但他不觉得疼还继续比赛，但是看样子他的喉咙好像脱臼了？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5831262"}
{"text": "对不起，让你久等了？嗯嗯，我也刚到。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1561453"}
{"text": "STAP细胞是存在的。", "question": "勉强能接受的凑合。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496242"}
{"text": "孩子他妈，孩子作业都做完了，家务我也做了，我们可以玩一个小时小霸王吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgpWQmx7NCjPMDqxyQW6dEia2CnWSic8OzdkiaO61ujoib7keXymuhP5icKUg"}
{"text": "这个面包有点酸。", "question": "小面包人受伤的一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3719528"}
{"text": "喂，这是真的帽子吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1921354"}
{"text": "你为了不挨揍，赶紧趴在桌上装睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW5DuzxmU4xbsbXgalWgT7Kjc6qvibXVRjaIzRxBmvicxau1s8YOAna0ng"}
{"text": "大雄：静香啊……刚才你为什么把我推下去？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4lsig04u0j30ci0elq6d"}
{"text": "而是去宠物医院吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hectf4a4twj30ci0elwil"}
{"text": "「手腕发痒，我也是」。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7147950"}
{"text": "因为家里蹲的人增加了。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "任何假期只有前三分之一是快乐的。", "question": "你发现了哪些基于个人经验的神秘规律？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "稍等，镜片反一下光我就能知道凶手是谁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVxA6DiblF6zRBngiaag7BMovmYrLdRicQEp8ZLTZGfx1RJqlprvCHf7gaQ"}
{"text": "在闹钟响前就醒来了。", "question": "味道太重的特异功能。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4913030"}
{"text": "你的中性脂肪和胆固醇值怎么样了？不管做什么都降不下来，我已经无所谓了！", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595053"}
{"text": "通知诸侯来参加婚礼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TU3QfiaSppkyD5udWtsQzqkVue1bG6ZWXNlDKNQiaSbXYBQ4QnTNgGuTdyWBeTodwm2QK9BIJEtWOg"}
{"text": "在杰克去镇上卖牛的路上，一个男人叫住了他：“要不要用这头牛换我的豆子？这些豆子是END豆。”", "question": "请把这个故事讲完。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6791241"}
{"text": "他竟然把亚马逊的密码给改了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5284283"}
{"text": "情人节当天的病娇", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6528287"}
{"text": "如果对不起有用要淘宝干嘛？", "question": "如何跟女生道歉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁去按快门呀？", "question": null, "star": 238, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2akz58gxoj612h1dhafh02"}
{"text": "线上猫咖到底应该做什么呀……要不我先喵一声吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1hhrk3gurj61001357a102"}
{"text": "您太客气了！桃太郎先生！", "question": null, "star": 298, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqx2yqgztqj612g1faqc202"}
{"text": "白天踢飞的棉絮在梦中出现，只留下一句“吹吧”就消失了。", "question": null, "star": 4866, "type": "I2T", "image": "367046"}
{"text": "各位兼职的同学！今天只要把5公斤炸药搬过去就行，很简单哦！当然了，谁敢开溜枪毙哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gojqenhrz9j30ci0el7dn"}
{"text": "看，这是给你的奖励。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425893"}
{"text": "这个能闻吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6921891"}
{"text": "我们是猫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4871786"}
{"text": "你不是想去任意门去不了的地方吗？", "question": null, "star": 863, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcowa721j21061acdnk"}
{"text": "果然，不是假的吗？里面没有人哦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4693755"}
{"text": "好好说话：留级！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvzm3qqtjij20yi0uctqi"}
{"text": "咖喱加葡萄干", "question": "这个应该有吧？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4014357"}
{"text": "哪个灯管需要换？", "question": null, "star": 341, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glnby2u44ej611l11l0y702"}
{"text": "我被大家说成是平庸之辈，感到很失落。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2525335"}
{"text": "获得敌方间谍名单后在自己小队数出了37个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpiduv34pxj30ci0el47b"}
{"text": "两年前买的矿泉水。", "question": "儿子的玩具箱里有的东西，让我感到不安。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5855714"}
{"text": "家里有三条狗的小王下班回到家后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQIuMAgKTWa5Qr9Lo8LiblUhS8mFgGEHItL6g17ypwvojmWY6Sodawrrw"}
{"text": "前几天帮过我的绵贯伟。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7297602"}
{"text": "高速公路上怎么会有行人？！", "question": null, "star": 478, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtdu8dhwz7j60ym1a5jxj02"}
{"text": "那桌客人走的时候抱怨铁板豆腐太硬了，我们家铁板呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksRB91IBRiamGpPTJM4jeiaW2970OcIfgNDztoaXibYAzndsqaNjonnov9Q"}
{"text": "不经意间快泄露出来了，却拼命忍住不说。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6333969"}
{"text": "世界上最危险的事：在中国贩毒，在墨西哥禁毒，在美国逃税，在俄罗斯绑架人质，在韩国当总统，在印度开战斗机", "question": "墨西哥被迫释放大毒枭之子，墨西哥的局势将如何发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做得一模一样。", "question": "像是偷了自行车就跑出去的那种话", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1564893"}
{"text": "我对日本人最深刻的印象是，当年念初中年少的时候第一回去日本，二笔少年我下了飞机嚼着口香糖拖着行李箱噔噔磴噔的走出机场，看到接我的叔叔跟他儿子，上了车后想把口香糖吐了又找不到垃圾袋，叔叔儿子想都没想恭谨的伸出手说「吐这儿吧」，我霎时就有种心里被击中的赶脚。", "question": "日本人不给人添麻烦到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫的中文常用表达是“猫咪”或“猫儿”。", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "走廊在喊我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6577772"}
{"text": "和美少女战士的联谊我们一定要好好表现！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ezgp59sstmj209b0awq4v"}
{"text": "刚买单的时候人人装醉，要打包的时候都活过来了是吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLv9ZQbqqj8WKNxibRU3EdsQj1Msku8gA1rpUScv7zGkSHWWVEa7mHsJjQ"}
{"text": "叱吒风云 我任意闯万众仰望", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "我看不懂原稿了。", "question": "我越来越觉得我已经老了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6087375"}
{"text": "行为上能。想法上不能。", "question": "异性朋友之间能否有真正纯洁的朋友关系？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早～上～好～", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9j84j7cbxj20fp0ezdgx"}
{"text": "只有在恰当时机出击时才会出现。", "question": null, "star": 4084, "type": "I2T", "image": "6318931"}
{"text": "餐桌礼仪", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "三个火枪手与吉他独奏手组成的攻击加鼓舞阵型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eg70xe36eyj20az09vta9"}
{"text": "揍了前排说话大声的人后，后悔了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp46wex1bmj60u00ykwq702"}
{"text": "听说了，把它放进咖喱锅里就行了是吧？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7239813"}
{"text": "裤腰带松了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8ice7q1ib0aic2kQv6znibEeGChmvUmevldvxAic8kSvrcclIWDYFuHVJhLA"}
{"text": "我们南开中学当时校方有一个说法，叫「 男女同学交往，宜广不宜专」，一时传为美谈。", "question": "你所在的学校有哪些奇葩的制度守则？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘴巴这么毒，心里一定很多苦吧。", "question": "如何看待嘴很毒的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "心会变。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "大雄是个活泼的孩子，总是大家的焦点，所以应该没有欺负的事情吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "597034"}
{"text": "哎呀，我不想去公司！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364500"}
{"text": "喂！臭肯德基！有个傻丫头哭着问圣诞老人呢？今晚穿红衣服过来，我扮红鼻子驯鹿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy2nvvk1rkj30ci0elgpw"}
{"text": "是你派大星鸭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "在相亲派对上认识了不少好朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibcuibBVgU65GGoSI4liaCSwWDeGjZiapkOibCicRFtjj9YxrR8mmDF7AarQg"}
{"text": "长得帅的可没那么多情绪可写。", "question": "为什么国内唱民谣的人长的都不是很帅？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "果然不是纸箱感觉就不对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fvxelknmh6j20qk0thn1c"}
{"text": "不说2022年", "question": "明天的注意事项。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6960072"}
{"text": "快去预约葬礼和火葬场！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7me9syoylj30ci0eljxm"}
{"text": "柔顺剂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSfa5DJOmor6nEft6xsIiavnJupM8icibnRltqepWhksrkibJicu4ibUxD72x4w"}
{"text": "我会去给自己买一份，享受下被妹子勾引的感觉。", "question": "淘宝有个业务叫查男朋友忠诚度，你会去试吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静香的胃里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g63njk4fggj20nb0rtdiz"}
{"text": "很早以前飞过一次，当时系统显示旅客人数为 1，还以为出问题了。上机后所有人都在等待着这位旅客的到来，实时跟进他的动态。X 先生办理值机了，X 先生过安检了，X 先生到登机口了！于是大家排成一排集体去舱门口迎接他：X 先生您好，欢迎登机！X 先生受宠若惊，一脸懵逼的被带进客舱，接下来的全程，我们都像对待 VIP 一样服务他，机长还给他做了个专属的欢迎广播。那是我飞过的最轻松的航班，全程没拉过餐车，旅客用完餐后就躺一排座位上睡了，一眼望去都找不到人......感谢那位 X 先生，因为有他，我那个航班才不算白飞。", "question": "你坐过只有一位旅客的航班吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当初班主任说只占用两分钟，结果……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdxE2icKqhwrJnWovC1OYzqX7qRrte2vJ9PM596EmVOia51mPUostl9jVg"}
{"text": "全球定位系统", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "这个标志不是环保的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6960732"}
{"text": "好啦哥，我们都上了火车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icexEXrmyibezibKx6xlicD7cXrkT1U6vuhC3T14iaoEu8YNqSqJpTJs282Q"}
{"text": "选拔赛决胜局", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1303047"}
{"text": "祈求丰收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUhTEZg2y1oaYx0AXPPibt1ewFQ2A6IWElo4D2bbaePVuNxibDfjUnuVQ8g"}
{"text": "被认为是幽灵的男子，为了证明自己还活着而自杀。", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "偶像握手会上来了难缠的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFFd0fub86qY8ibtHhXFfbHiaaajWUgJHOtTCZqT2tiaib9Pu3n5DeqfrDRQ"}
{"text": "作业做不完的话不准去睡觉哦，爷爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0ic36QXdVk1e7NKRWZD7PAOfrbkibDqT60cmvham57MLIxwXVN4wmPIKQ"}
{"text": "脱了之后很厉害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3795966"}
{"text": "回盒制游戏", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "吵架了不要急，帮她冷静一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tw7BicQT4pQnsp2ZLYyjktCUfcRM1aad52wicaFqbQsu6awqToLDSFsgw"}
{"text": "AKB是赤坂的大妈48人简称，所以是坂道系吗？", "question": "在AKB系列中隐藏着一个可怕的真相，那就是坂道系列比它少了两倍。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6590581"}
{"text": "说了韩红的演唱会在隔壁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8AYvxRiazpicJKaukWok3dZricpS2oVtlRzT3Q15puvc2ia6kue9mDSp0dw"}
{"text": "没找到球的阿汪试图用赔笑糊弄过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtnhzda6ujj30ci0elwim"}
{"text": "对不起，再给您上一盘。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "尝试观看者视角的图像。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825154"}
{"text": "妹子，把你男人的 ID 报上来，我找一帮 PVP 兄弟杀的他不想上线。", "question": "一个 32 岁的有家庭有娃的男人每天将所有业余时间都用来玩魔兽世界，怎么才能拯救？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Happy birthday to you.", "question": "有没有单靠一句经典的歌词撑起整首的歌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海底两万里", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "奈良公园的珍珠奶茶有种浑厚的味道呢", "question": null, "star": 558, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkc26k6f3xj60ys1aewl502"}
{"text": "看，舔的干净吧，下次你还可以擦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3IjmR9UYcxpPQYB5rGrUBOpcFyzZic8kFXXibTT6L4qUJp5l6veBZKALA"}
{"text": "比赛当天称病缺席的两人在游戏厅碰见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grc9gt4oggj30ci0elq6j"}
{"text": "当你的同学发现桌上你新买的抽纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxhqIgEkWKrET3VKlzQWVBy1nKiaGVH83DIQOJ8gzkg3tFVmMoiawZ5Xmg"}
{"text": "圣诞老人在街上试了一下。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2522958"}
{"text": "看我拔鼻毛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4846030"}
{"text": "和他是真心相爱的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pTM3lUEib53DphC488jtUPgTMRladNoyubwPD1OlkiapaWntiasebwLBSQ"}
{"text": "起床啦———（一个人住）", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3617805"}
{"text": "哼...我回家晚了。给等着我的和小孩一起的妻子道歉的标志，带条鱼去吧...", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "4062549"}
{"text": "当然，诺基亚早在 15 年前就发现了这个现象并将其应用在了贪吃蛇游戏上。", "question": "蛇怕自己的毒吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃饭流鼻涕顺手拿 5 块钱擦了下，吃完饭去超市顺手把这张 5 块钱给花掉了。", "question": "你身边有哪些人渣般的富二代？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为狗是人类的朋友，而猫是人类的女朋友。", "question": "为什么程序员很多喜欢猫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，脚麻了", "question": null, "star": 70, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "三个月吧，现在深圳速度挺快的", "question": "中国的工业设计（外观设计）和发达国家比差多少年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肛肠科采用新工具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kLJLibFMuCfofDZ7g6W5tHC3O5CnwubC9yPr05AyggAk9ml9oxTQAgUw"}
{"text": "在药店拿起最后的口罩时回首往事，我想起了两年以前的事情。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446309"}
{"text": "小时代。", "question": "假期要到东欧的爱沙尼亚去参加文化交流项目，组织者要求带一部电影展示本国文化，应该准备哪部电影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的天，这么好的逼婚素材，竟被拿来讨论动物的道德观了……", "question": "怎么看待「主人猝死，收养的流浪狗食其尸体」这件事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "禁止用菊花种花菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5LfE18pOe2sFPp31AgPDx6cZ7fR7KANdOzCB3srlQbxnEwtujQIEsSw"}
{"text": "你的年纪是。", "question": "把那部著名作品的标题换一个字，使其更生动。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6578461"}
{"text": "我记得有一次在飞机上没事干，刚好座位前有电视屏幕还可以玩游戏 「数独」（我只会玩这个)，殊不知这游戏居然是可以比赛的我战胜了前一个旅客拿到第一，可是不久又有人刷新记录，就这样我和一个不知道是谁的同坐飞机的人玩了三个半小时的 「数独」……", "question": "在飞机上你都做过或遇到过什么「神操作」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于太长只能这样盘着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9EBmZibpDD33vvwg4U4QrzkMm4ZtBaHqyKgCZypT2RjzoZSsYHO06uGaw"}
{"text": "家访时，顺便对教错数学题的爸爸打手心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAk9bicPuUWNyWXkn46t0zoHlIYpvTZdJspQxGcbObeeNAyU9vSdyIkhQ"}
{"text": "以前上学住过一段时间校，寝室里我睡上铺，我同桌睡下铺，他睡觉的方向刚好跟我相反，而且睡觉喜欢脚漏在被子外面。于是我们同寝室那段时间，我晚上经常会做一个被纳粹押进集中营毒气室的梦。", "question": "一个人的脚究竟可以有多臭?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脸好看但胸小，脸一般但胸大，你选哪个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBDA7u1U8918pl7UUoDY4wRjyRGoPrpDkibJg8u0ZekcCBuRJkxMxROMw"}
{"text": "小心！水里有漂白剂！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec8zqbpe0oj20bu0a5aaz"}
{"text": "拍照发微博。", "question": "当超级火山喷发时，人类除了逃跑或者等死还能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是安倍，而是小泉的孩子们所以...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7278204"}
{"text": "那时候还觉得是吃到饱呢...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2555500"}
{"text": "《参考答案》《内部教辅材料》（副标题：请勿大规模传阅）", "question": "有哪些书的名字就很棒，让人有阅读的冲动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小松，你慢点。", "question": "给名作动画加上三个字变成迷作动画。", "star": 98, "type": "T2T", "image": "2707370"}
{"text": "这位女士如果真不满，可以和我邻居一样用 Wi-Fi 隔空喊话啊。有段时间我就发现家里有个 Wi-Fi 叫「3203 裸男自重」。过了一段时间，又来了一个「肉色内衣要你管」。", "question": "如何评价男子家中裸体散热，被女邻居报警？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看你吗呢", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "真好啊..我也想被公主抱...", "question": null, "star": 375, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsap6v6tluj60xo18wn4h02"}
{"text": "点一下！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2521473"}
{"text": "因为丑", "question": "当长辈、朋友问起为什么不谈恋爱的时候，怎么回答最好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "keep my wife's nameout your fucking", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8M24xDorog4nkjDVFChxFkXBm1s2N5Uk3e6L5n2ZNVVYiaBia5MnyhRJAw"}
{"text": "应对半导体短缺的措施。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6357249"}
{"text": "每次病人问我：大夫痘痘能治好吗？我都会说：看我的脸。", "question": "医生得的是自己平时给别人看的病，是怎样一种感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "29 岁的她可以吃 19 岁时自己的醋。我翻以前的老照片，对着她某张照片看久一点而已，感觉她都恨不得冲进去撕了那小妖精的脸。", "question": "女人吃醋可以到什么境界？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "之前在意大利跟着一个大牛读博。专业是数学方面的。导师人挺好但是实在亚历山大读不下去了，便去找老师辞职。老师说，你辞职打算干嘛去。我说我要去读心理学。老师问，你个学数学和工程类的，读心理学做什么。我说，我想去拯救心理上有问题的那些人。老师说，真的啊，那我现在有个心理学问题，你给我解答一下。我说，您请讲。老师说，我有个中国学生，好像突然疯了，跟我说要去重新读心理学......", "question": "你和导师之间发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我高价卖了哆啦A梦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7183761"}
{"text": "你也记错会议时间了啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0qUhgy5UTicibubszibr05HQ2619HMPeoXQN5UX1ZRu4sbymdj9rc7icH6Q"}
{"text": "有的。高二那年，学业水平测试体育加试，男生跑 1000 米。心脏是真的好好地动了一下，差点就不动了。", "question": "高中时期有没有怦然心动的瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肌肤有弹性", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5752794"}
{"text": "反正这几年我去乒乓球馆练球，都是被教练分在 7-9 岁女生组。", "question": "普通人跟职业运动员到底有多大差距？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冷门 + 前景好 = 门槛高冷门 + 门槛低 = 前景差前景好 + 门槛低 = 热门冷门 + 前景好 + 门槛低 = 做白日梦", "question": "有哪些现在比较冷门，但是未来前景很好，而且就业门槛较低的行业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚提交了离职申请的小花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyhEYQzo7kiae1oFbSRG1BlT0QiboyUvAkXFxRXuq0ZRjtq8nm8k5QmXGQ"}
{"text": "这一集才开始呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr2n3axjg5j30ci0eltcm"}
{"text": "其实也没有特别的感受长得美也是平平淡淡的普通人生活而已那些纸醉金迷烈火烹油也只存在于别人的臆想非常感谢爸爸妈妈给我这样的基因可以靠一张嘴在这叭叭叭叭", "question": "长得太美是一种什么样的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现实", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "你说什么都行，先把枪放下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6xuIK8RQKHG442JmtJHeS5t0WW3ibnBrcibZtGjv99b2iapEJeEV2A4MYOnZUw4qBgHSwmT2kHk1oA"}
{"text": "花王", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq7qw66j20fo0e179q"}
{"text": "从景区唯一的厕所出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzzKHBzRRX144TdibOA6hLt9Wme0azGMtpc9mUs4TfLfJ3ics4g5hMLMNtQ"}
{"text": "猫咪在嘲笑被鱼刺卡住的爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eccc665dnpj20at09it9j"}
{"text": "刚才还在嘲笑对方把手塞进地铁拉手拔不出来的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibkVEhFVzHnJF40UeasdRSs6cyFvEZB19MydUwWMnmsj3fmAAuiaCM1nA"}
{"text": "胡椒粉瓶是哪个来着", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1nf72ca3cj20yi1bo7u6"}
{"text": "真心想买的人都是挑三拣四的主。一直夸好的那是托儿。", "question": "为什么女人一边骂男人不是好东西、都是色鬼，一边还是很喜欢男人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "见鬼，给太奶奶注销手机号还真要本人到场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75RolY9TbyicNv45LwfJYTey7w8es45QicsQXO00gKcarvs3243W4iciaonGQ"}
{"text": "龙宫少女", "question": null, "star": 122, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378259"}
{"text": "通过讲道理劝新人加入的丧尸", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "「狼牙风风拳！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf0e3g1uqyj30ci0eljsd"}
{"text": "没想到会与同好擦肩而过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbls0uz9wtj30ci0eljut"}
{"text": "小狗的丁丁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKicnE93tQ2656G5ibU5FeMZ4FFO6r07EwwCHLquzEVP5mqCKN24xD8s5Q"}
{"text": "我变成了捉迷藏的鬼，但是太狡猾了，从大家的缝隙中偷看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3818115"}
{"text": "让我想起一个直男师兄闹过的笑话……患者眼睑涂了带亮片的眼影，用仪器检查反光亮闪闪的，该直男师兄很严肃地问教授，眼睑那里片状的异物是什么，汇报该异物呈粉末状，对称，异物……就知道他没有女朋友！", "question": "病人化妆、整容给医疗工作带来了哪些困扰？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马桶圈没放下来屁股坐水里了", "question": null, "star": 295, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3g005rxpnj61401o0dn702"}
{"text": "解说：守门员用意念停住了进球！！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9wd2uw52pj20aq0cr0uf"}
{"text": "没送新年贺卡，却收到了好多。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6958512"}
{"text": "平常吃点硬的挺好的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1133415"}
{"text": "是加热周围还是冷却周围？", "question": "请问暖水袋和汤婆子有什么区别？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860169"}
{"text": "再见了，爸爸妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585169"}
{"text": "他打算在那个家伙翻过身来睡觉的时候溜走，但是忍不住。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6498893"}
{"text": "这样就不会被怀疑摸她臀部了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicL75QKIjAZicZlcMicC7R93Pzuvef75wgSCKZOcSqXaTW1RysEySAQKLfA"}
{"text": "前几年，当时我还在微博，某部门做年终统计的时候，就顺手计算了一下当年年度被提及最多的人名。数据太多，算了好久。结果出来之前，大家当时都觉得应该是哪个流量明星小鲜肉吧，但是最终结果居然并不是。没错，他就是何厚铧。", "question": "你亲身经历过哪些听起来像段子一样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看似减税，实则增税的眼镜", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389197"}
{"text": "又给它跑掉了", "question": null, "star": 376, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpeuy442yhj612o14dq9202"}
{"text": "没事不开心，吃饭长三斤。卸去荷花妆，是相扑冠军。", "question": "女友网名叫荷花妆，怎么写首诗哄她开心？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为不想死所以要呼吸。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "你屁股有我摩托车翘吗？", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "等的时候哪儿也去不了。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": " 在食堂吃饭，两道主菜自助。酸甜西葫芦胡萝卜片烩黄瓜。。。一勺浇到米饭上。对，他们管这个叫中餐。另一个是辣肉酱汉堡。烩黄瓜吃起来就是蜜蜂用过的大草原厕所味道，于是我去拿了一盘白饭，屁颠屁颠的跑去汉堡餐台，麻烦您给我勺肉酱，哎对对，不要面包，浇饭上就行，得嘞谢谢您。贼 TM 好吃。吃到第四盘的时候，烩黄瓜的白人大妈彻底忍不住了，语重心长的告诉我：孩杂，中餐不是这么吃的。。。。我：你看着我的脸再说一遍。。。。 ", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么换衣服呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6435642"}
{"text": "我是女生！那你就确定一下吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1196201"}
{"text": "我昨天晚上买了个钟薛高，它化了。", "question": "2022 年是否热得不正常？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伊斯坦布尔", "question": "想不想稍微把观光旅行的名字改一改？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4263414"}
{"text": "麻雀大会的A组是这四位选手！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425486"}
{"text": "下午第一节数学课", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "評論", "question": null, "star": 62, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "不好好打球以后这个就是你女朋友了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib4jF0gicXcDnwo5viapcSfPgavtiaCSpQaDc1YOia9kx7nf0o6NA6HQr1Gw"}
{"text": "扫除", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "你们要洗多久……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eez7ao6fqtj20ag0bhgme"}
{"text": "“我们中有两个平民”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "是的，但是我们完全合不来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3837584"}
{"text": "像油一样细长的东西无法逃脱。", "question": "为什么要在荞麦面上加拉面油？", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "6859306"}
{"text": "Jam叔的右手里总是拿着威士忌瓶子。", "question": "联版印刷中常见的问题", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4117632"}
{"text": "原来衣服起静电都是因为你！", "question": null, "star": 314, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h701xpa5qhj61401hc44h02"}
{"text": "在《名侦探柯南》中相识并结婚的一对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOrUDuF4eecRjbNWEbtEh2alVFwnMibFjearibc9DchaFiceiaMUUFUhuZ2iaRC5P8uLB2NIUojRQr8OA"}
{"text": "完全看不明白书法社学长们的方向。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6562190"}
{"text": "「大佬级新人」跟想象的有点不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2oc80efwqj30ci0eldjr"}
{"text": "温和的速度", "question": "请降低那部电影的紧张感。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7109323"}
{"text": "一开口就结巴。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4296860"}
{"text": "对不起，我错了。有什么事吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4976820"}
{"text": "她是个优秀的女生，但我可能误会了，她比我还可爱。", "question": "要是这样的转学生就别来了。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3660974"}
{"text": "孩子：“我想养只柴犬！”妈妈：“没有那么多钱。我给你买茄子吧。”孩子：“好的。”", "question": null, "star": 1034, "type": "I2T", "image": "1217249"}
{"text": "挺能藏啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "出木杉真的变了很多啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6v0x5CYsP9fY0ic1uEmlPib6H6cQkMnWsSuqTg6P0bLj4ZpBatFmspqCCA"}
{"text": "声音听起来像风吹过电风扇一样。", "question": "宇宙人和地球人的共同点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010458"}
{"text": "我点了OMLIS，但是端来的却是别的菜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7221405"}
{"text": "某人接了个离婚案子，本该是个很简单的事， 偏偏女方嘴巴特别碎，在庭上絮絮叨叨从谈恋爱时的巧言令色控诉到最近做饭味道不正。她的大婶律师一直在旁边附和、声援、长吁短叹，恰好法官也是个特别八卦的老太太，不但不制止，还听得津津有味。就这样某人和男方眼睁睁看着老中青三个女人八卦了整整一下午竟然插不进几句话，眼看快要天黑了，女方还在说：「结婚前我俩去挑家具……（省略 5000 字）他偏不买我挑的颜色，他对我就是这样的 ooxx」时，他和男方满脸痛苦地捏着手表「嗯嗯咳咳」看向法官，然后感激地看着法官对他们点点头，转向女方，并对她说： 「你挑的是什么颜色？」这件事已经过去快 10 年了，当年的某人都已是合伙人，依稀记得当时女方说的比较具体，好像是她看中的沙发或是柜子，因为颜色原因男方如何如何不好了。 背景：某法官，男，思维敏捷，当时的结案率在全省名列前茅，有次开庭，审理某单位后院铁门被大风刮倒，砸伤行人引发的奇葩诉讼，唯一目击证人是看门的外地老头。法官：「证人说下当时的经过。」老头：「当斯拿各缝磕哒咧，bjv%*hxh*@cjv」（方言腔调请自行脑补，反正我到现在也不知道老头到底是哪里人、当时说的什么）法官（思考 1 分钟后问证人）： 「这个铁门的风阻多少？」证人（沉默 30 秒后）：「vj￥hs$yfj*vjg！」（请继续脑补）法官（对书记员）：「愣着干什么，快记下了，这段很重要！」书记员：(=ﾟДﾟ=)", "question": "在庭审中有哪些搞笑、离奇的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为走错巨型怪兽厕所而被冲走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYG8b6q97ticYmX6fObN0iahHyNlUUZlHXrEW66XXyb9ZeRx3bgYb4TdeA"}
{"text": "正要提分手时，男朋友和周围客人一齐跳起了舞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gucj9seqvlj60ci0elgqa02"}
{"text": "老爸，我要买一台相机，查资料用的。", "question": "大学生买相机如何和爸妈开口？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撑死了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7154238"}
{"text": "请看这边！这是我的座位！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxnpjm7zhzj20lr0t077d"}
{"text": "嘿嘿~早上把哥哥那盒菜换成了米饭……这时候他应该发现两盒都是米……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h018xu57a8j30ci0elwfl"}
{"text": "我想要那座房子。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6643281"}
{"text": "太重了，根本放松不下来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7161677"}
{"text": "张东升你对我真好！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qY7WWe3gCOibib0mnDwS5as2jpib1zamhibqzFJWThzDGuWqKIwbYvGIJ3RA"}
{"text": "田中君和大家不一样，只能拿出纯度100%的傻瓜笑话，所以总是成为笑柄。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4885331"}
{"text": "跟我撞鞋的下场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5OqiaUQCG7C6k3076aImCc2usnw0rHcoPia5E6ZicemY6nzNOv2HnUib2bw"}
{"text": "我有一天也能长成它那样吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "加油学习啊！我也帮忙的，你先去学习吧，我回家了，这样就好啦！", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "长出角的一瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBX8pL5jumZkkx7w8fpJFE04k7VHyUWH8icbDQY80wLJWuwOgicgChG0Vg"}
{"text": "排后面的人先叫号了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbeuc09i2nj30ci0eldjd"}
{"text": "替身攻擊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "只是出生的那天又重逢了，并没有什么特别高兴的。", "question": "我明天是生日，准确地说，是出生的纪念日。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548085"}
{"text": "我记得那个戴着蝴蝶领结眼镜的男孩也上了那艘船。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5860522"}
{"text": "我是怎么知道我踩死你的？", "question": "男朋友刚才问我，如果有一天他变成了小蚂蚁，然后我回家不小心把他踩死了，我会自杀吗，应该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不会，你只会混不下去", "question": "医学生不考研，真的会混的很差吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯，有点上头了~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494131"}
{"text": "电视试播图像（用的是显像管）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313507"}
{"text": "头疼，松冈那家伙又来电话了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq32xczUlocwZAFLGvqibpSSUrUJsfBnTeCIFmSfyhNna2h8Qt0ib91Lvibg"}
{"text": "分到遗产的人与没分到的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz8cd939clj30ci0eln0o"}
{"text": "生肖编号：seven- eleven", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "采访中突然用话筒挠选手咯咬窝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrcvIjscJFCzrNXsPFeHf4jRjbPXQJEdiaLibdQsfWZE3BUXicCiaSCwsCRQ"}
{"text": "咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3102454"}
{"text": "柿子树的果实。", "question": "请说点像风之谷的娜乌西卡那样的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3034139"}
{"text": "麦当劳没空座了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1enqmx6rsxrj208a0bngn0"}
{"text": "突然发出奇怪的声音。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "战况很激烈，但你只是个吟游诗人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgWvzMhANa4xn7H8oE00J6BLrTJuUn7d511w0ZHYYgXxb06YrWhSc7Mg"}
{"text": "两位小哥哥，你们是第一次来这种店吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goijqwk7hqj30ci0eltiq"}
{"text": "谢谢你帮我的忙。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6941958"}
{"text": "女儿说今天的作业是画我的爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkxp550MFBfHCUwmhictHtsF6Z7lJhgYR2kZhSdPs8gdnTbxvT8THEEFw"}
{"text": "谁说会有人帮我啊啊啊啊！？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1680548"}
{"text": "你…知道得太多了……", "question": null, "star": 732, "type": "I2T", "image": "3796320"}
{"text": "今天跟我妈拌嘴了气得我撂下话表示晚饭不吃了现在我搁房间里吃从窗口吊上来的外卖香！", "question": "可以分享一个最见不得人的秘密吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学习第一段需要十年的时间。", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "快到买单的时候了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbq33bey6aj30ci0el0vu"}
{"text": "你已经是个成熟的熊猫了，要学会自己熬黑眼圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9uLeyBcIB9sISNvBFBKtYEdutfSE7zcNaeCZwmBomKbfZorn1vPAzPA"}
{"text": "抵达前人未至的山顶后有人在卖纪念品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hirkskc319j30ci0eljsc"}
{"text": "哎呀，那不是白色板巧克力哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673019"}
{"text": "算了吧，别说了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5846019"}
{"text": "一会儿车，我先压压腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdXlb6rJIraCOjqmr02nmTHpHciaYXvXFzhH5SewJJZnUVHAcibanYFvAQ"}
{"text": "还钱……", "question": "有哪些你无法理解为什么别人做不到的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出席白天小憩和闲逛。", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "Buffalo会进零食吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "511115"}
{"text": "出门打伞不要打刀", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "上一段都是爸爸吃饭的内容。", "question": "青春期冰箱烦恼的高峰时期。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2147370"}
{"text": "白妆恶魔暂且隐藏于世的姿态。", "question": "请用三个词解释那个著名的乐队。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6916858"}
{"text": "它爱它 它爱它", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "笨蛋的星星可以得到十二个。", "question": "抽奖的失败框里好像能抽到1次10日元的几率。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5781865"}
{"text": "男：我突然想起件事女：？你这波在第几层", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXGZ96xWWZIXPZt1CibZ5JW7gsCkOmyrFrgNOe72xwdFDoCJulOEnZXjA"}
{"text": "视力太差了，我以为这是乘车口，排了两个小时的队。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6349267"}
{"text": "绑架代替购买🐱", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "饭好了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4022024"}
{"text": "星期一早上八点十五分。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4102832"}
{"text": "可以用无限次的贝比斯特啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1836011"}
{"text": "和尚给了我一种腥臭的东西。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6641408"}
{"text": "足球国家队主教练", "question": "用芝麻代替。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3531395"}
{"text": "可能是有史以来第一个因为钉钉消息已读不回，导致辞职的领导层吧。做这个功能的人应该怎么也想不到这么个恶心人的玩意，给公司的高层整不会了。", "question": "阿里公布「女员工被侵害」处理决定，业务总裁引咎辞职，涉嫌男员工被辞，还有哪些信息值得关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不建议一口吃掉，要慢慢品尝。如何优雅的吃掉一个地球呢？准备工作：你要准备一个杯子，一个盘子，一副刀叉，一个小奶锅，一个料碗，一个地球，一个太阳第一步把地球上的水倒到杯子里，取下地表的森林弄成粉末放入料碗第二步你要用两个手指把地球拿起，咬上一口。注意这一口咬的要快！这样就可以用嘴快速的在地球里面的甜蜜岩浆流出来的时候把岩浆一口吸掉。当然，没人能一口全吸净，所以呢，再来一口，别急着咽，把甜蜜岩浆轻轻喊在口中，喝上一口咸咸的地球海水，这种味道就是像在喝龙舌兰日出一般。当然咯，还会发生奇妙反应，会在口中产生甜蜜岩浆跳跳糖，这种吃法推荐小朋友尝试。第三步就是享用剩余部分了，你以为吸干净了甜蜜岩浆就可以像吃硬巧克力一样一口一口咬了嘛？当然不是！下一步是做地幔汁捞溏心地球蛋。用刀子把上地幔刮下，研磨成粉，然后与咸咸的海水混合放入小奶锅，在太阳的热量下加热至浓稠，发出一股香香的味道时为止。然后把这捞汁浇在剩余部分上面，撒上点奇妙大自然，嗯，香气扑鼻！用刀切开，起初要用力，随后刀会感到阻尼，之后非常顺滑然后再用力，便切下一小块了，用叉子叉起，会看到浓浓溏心，用叉子送入口中，绵滑软糯。", "question": "如果一口吃掉一个地球，它将是什么味道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是啊，蛋白质啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1278268"}
{"text": "老师：小李你上课在吃什么？拿去分给全班吃！小李：鼻屎！（啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……）", "question": "有什么能让人笑破肚皮的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让生病的老板去卖西瓜？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846484"}
{"text": "那个没看见老子埋在沙子里就插遮阳伞的你站着别跑！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7NNQiaZ5gicjftdsQBDtl2tFYXlFnvedbEPTfTRAWO6OyseUQU6OiaEP8A"}
{"text": "不是我吃的蛋糕。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793496"}
{"text": "说明灯管质量不太好，预示着你会买一个更好的灯管。", "question": "今晚八点多钟灯管碎了，请懂得占卜的老师帮忙看看这预示了什么，谢谢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三脚猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "穷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTN1WyKFysmFYghLlLOibxtjhb0tsEIpBr3lTfTBSM9o3hRotnntSGdgQ"}
{"text": "电动剃须刀辐射很大，每次使用后，我的胡子都掉光了，跟化疗似的。如果放到头顶，头发也会掉吧，好可怕。", "question": "电动剃须刀辐射会很大吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "二手货", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7134807"}
{"text": "喂，你们两个，就算是打工面试，也不能那样吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5743472"}
{"text": "长寿挑战赛的参赛资格", "question": "我在考虑给庆祝米寿的奶奶送什么礼物。有什么好建议吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389142"}
{"text": "我在考虑是否要拒绝这个 offer，因为狸猫第二季的艰难剧情设定太恶心了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6845819"}
{"text": "月L18禁同人文", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "马农毕业八年多，而且手指灵活思维敏捷。有一天早晨他来到公司，穿着体恤，留着胡茬，对他的老板说：“我与清河的徐工程师相比，谁更会写代码呢？”他的老板说：“您太会写了，徐工怎么能比得上您呢！”清河的徐工，是 BAT 的大牛。马农不相信自己会比徐工会写代码，于是又问他的小弟说：“我和徐工相比，谁更会写代码？”小弟说：“徐工怎么能比得上您呢？”第二天，有 PM 从隔壁来拜访，马农和他坐着谈话。马农问 PM 道：“我和徐工相比，谁更会写代码？” PM 说：“徐工不如您会写代码啊。”又过了一天，徐工前来拜访，马农通过和他交流，自己技术觉得不如他；再上 Github 一看，更觉得远远比不上人家。晚上，他躺在床上想这件事，说：“我的老板认为我会写代码，是偏爱我；我的小弟认为我会写代码，是惧怕我； PM 认为我会写代码，有求于我。”", "question": "怎么判断两个工程师谁的代码能力强？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给我追！不要让他跑了遵命！三角裤警长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0mAibZ9dXBS1QGFrrq0bOehjRJH1ZS0joH227XxWnvic6Yk0ZkW8IvTNA"}
{"text": "你还没起床吗？快去睡觉吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1652444"}
{"text": "西欧某国，周末集市。猪蹄，很久之前是免费送的。（大概是 90 年代吧）后来非洲人和亚洲人越来越多，猪蹄变成一欧元十斤。（大概是 08 年左右吧）后来，一欧元三只。（大概是 13 年左右）再后来我不知道了，回国了。", "question": "有哪些中国人爱吃而欧美人不爱吃的食物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "造云机一淘宝有售还可以在上面走动玩耍喷出瓦斯就出现云朵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1eu5xvjpgybg30v916ldvy"}
{"text": "我最近工作压力太大了，好想在游戏厅痛快一下！没问题。太好了！走吧？呜哇咔咔咔咔咔！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2045720"}
{"text": "本想着拔颗牙结果全拔出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4kCO59q0LjGSUaNuSpfNicY2Sibhicub3aR506cTj7txsUgOETJ6dmlIGw"}
{"text": "您要去吗？我要去。的对话。", "question": "你认为是浪费的东西或事情。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4260853"}
{"text": "根据我的经验，对已经先入为主的法盲，无论说什么都没用。", "question": "为何对于那么多事实如此清楚的案子还是有律师替罪犯做无罪辩护呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在老虎机赢了两万后告诉店员我要休息一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6800565"}
{"text": "只剩一个小便池了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcl4a96XcnkJPvEGTapAUFCsrniaQ8XflhLL4HFx180fBIZtLj1W5QVjw"}
{"text": "“不许站在我的走廊！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR2t0mOZRbLfhHlV8xylZNLCvZibjzb4MSFnv7tSFnD4KsUQQzibiakrWg9g"}
{"text": "三狗对视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7MK0gLicVicXZXfuqZrrYc85C7nGq4rjdcIYAnvwJET9m5UfUFPPK5hMg"}
{"text": "在入口处拍纪念照。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "踩着高跷去约会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hih64qdb5ij30ci0el41y"}
{"text": "国外的只是看起来洋气，实际上也土。密尔沃基雄鹿——吉林东北虎芝加哥公牛——福建豹发力底特律活塞——辽宁本钢孟菲斯灰熊——上海大鲨鱼俄罗斯中央陆军队——八一男篮——也可以强行用美职篮的球队名套用到我们身上：犹他爵士队——铁岭二人转队丹佛掘金队——大同挖煤队底特律活塞队——十堰保险杠队芝加哥公牛队——阿坝州牦牛队圣安东尼奥马刺队——呼和浩特马鞍队孟菲斯灰熊队——双鸭山黑熊队波士顿凯尔特人队——梅州客家人队波特兰开拓者队——新疆生产建设兵团农 N 师队奥兰多魔术队——驻马店杂耍队布鲁克林篮网队——闵行区球框队休斯敦火箭队——酒泉卫星队华盛顿奇才队——北京机灵鬼儿队克利夫兰骑士队——西安羽林队俄克拉荷马雷霆队——齐齐哈尔惊雷队明尼苏达森林狼队——葫芦岛大尾巴狼队夏洛特黄蜂队——石家庄马蜂子队亚特兰大老鹰队——佛山大雕队 ", "question": "cba的图标和名字为何可以如此土？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天遗弃的阿喵发来了一张照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5b61inzukj30ci0elq6z"}
{"text": "就是你把我召唤出来的吗？你得满足我三个愿望~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr5hbicIl31zhUrDPwz5FW2Nniccdhu8icRRhmECm20ibRrQBftHmNyW03gQ"}
{"text": "幼狮：“妈妈，我可以吃吗？”母狮：“太苦了。这是下酒菜，等你长大后再吃吧。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4929247"}
{"text": "头发白了", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "壁咚吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "没在脸上贴玻璃板。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4300340"}
{"text": "1P2P", "question": null, "star": 572, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gki3im6yoej611a11awkz02"}
{"text": "熊猫光束！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6308641"}
{"text": "双胞胎女儿的名字是桂子和香子.", "question": "我觉得他绝对喜欢下象棋，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6807438"}
{"text": "给50升牛奶倒奶的女人", "question": "请在那幅著名画作的标题后面加上三个字，使之变得混乱无序。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109162"}
{"text": "比个子不是背靠背吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "心情是星期天。", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "6610858"}
{"text": "金田一问：爷爷，你在说什么呢？", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦太好用了", "question": null, "star": 410, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl56thuxidj610j0xl11a02"}
{"text": "相亲对象给出了很直观的评价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZCa6YrZDhpu4ohRuxeXQGqmflqPRznktjuH0IQzicsO46TOAYhYJJLbw"}
{"text": "由于从未如此受期待贞子在犹豫要不要出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goybzxrsojj30ci0elag1"}
{"text": "还有一级台阶", "question": null, "star": 298, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gs501p7ioxj613q1cjq8902"}
{"text": "啊，小秋换指甲了呢！", "question": null, "star": 2208, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344201"}
{"text": "橡胶圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx4T4Ru40MbtznGbp5JCRjqGFefAibDoVblz9Iic0X2s4k9OSyOmjlia9Msg"}
{"text": "谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447160"}
{"text": "终于存够舞课的钱了", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "姑娘快跑，我不会说报菜名，他的猫也不会后空翻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJO4dj5yYc2Xd2zUEFaTJW9XF1M9Xicux2lemejEVepP3R5oQNyNl6K8Q"}
{"text": "我硬撑着", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "我没怎么用功学习啊~", "question": "那家伙，有点儿可疑啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980788"}
{"text": "在一个夏天的日子里，我们五个人去尝试了在我们当地很有名的一个废墟。不知为什么那里的空气特别冷，从一到达的时候开始就感觉很可怕。", "question": "尝试过很多次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2211303"}
{"text": "建议先修改问题，如何评价《扎克施耐德版正义联盟》20210214 终极预告片最后小丑的出场。", "question": "《正义联盟》导剪版最后小丑的出场是什么用意？是为下一部电影铺垫吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厕所里放着放大镜是什么意思！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK60L0iaX3YXyibEqFBcQxTZqtia50mUPDIhqUa7fwFsmfCMk9NNTub41lHQ"}
{"text": "正在处理婆媳关系的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZzy5pvV1zTuX3Rm6DXupOKoZcCZPoibVrZB0PuqiboKIZYJNkwP7Z7mRg"}
{"text": "这款车出了越共版", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0DzXCIsmHAkroe3hDlRyDibHa3SHskCVILvMymQKTxszYtkcvIUs0NoA"}
{"text": "你在干什么！已经5点了！快下班吧！后面交给我了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hec18gw6qoj30ci0el42y"}
{"text": "包扎用的绷带也太多了吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehznt87xy8j20b309ogmj"}
{"text": "我老师年年阅卷，她说她比任何人都了解马云。因为学生作文里有搬砖的马云、卖保险的马云、没考上大学的马云、没考上一本的马云、打零工的马云，对各种各样的马云，他的人生经历我老师都能倒背如流。一千八百种马云，没有你不知道的马云，只有你想不到的马云。我老师说，马云那个年代想考大学太难了，马云已经很厉害了。 ", "question": "学生时代为了写作文编过哪些可笑的素材？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开车时集中注意力！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh2zcs3wuvj30ci0elabp"}
{"text": "麦当劳的开心乐园餐玩具是店员变脸大集合。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5811435"}
{"text": "听我的歌！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5238737"}
{"text": "体育课上的女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrzvbL4PL2uyF4PX7uGHFxZ8lfM2WMdsxmyicbK2wInQQJrNK7cfic36Q"}
{"text": "这是柠檬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUh5ficohdMiccSYM1PDolic3OZsylpfDf7dwukknpjKHz1tJr3fGrsGcjHg"}
{"text": "这是相扑部的传统夯实练习。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6492658"}
{"text": "有痔疮吗？您点菜单上有的。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYnRw3kY4YVOPY2W6vXM7DUCdXO1xDpmDK88eTPClaLN8KxuDPRYCnPg"}
{"text": "我听到好大响声赶来时花瓶已经碎掉了啦……我平时就觉得摆那儿太危险了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwssmk4sruj30ci0elgow"}
{"text": "队长，差不多该停止堵蚂蚁窝了吧，还是回归任务比较好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3204587"}
{"text": "谁说这话就骂他，然后让他用自己的逻辑证明他品行有问题。", "question": "如何看待「有人骂你自然是你自己品行有问题」的说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "藤井四段搞了恶作剧。", "question": null, "star": 279, "type": "I2T", "image": "2978017"}
{"text": "P了两小时了都", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "大火。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "7157918"}
{"text": "马上就要捡到了……手指尖都摸到了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaf1an7bklj20bv0cw3zc"}
{"text": "今天花样游泳的主题是：拉锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib4dG2P7kw7hdeEHqOE5l6P0vVyXVgQL4s7gkHtFWkKC9XUaibaslPIiaA"}
{"text": "嘿！这边也有一台挖掘机！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "视菜而定。", "question": "全力以赴的话，能跑多快呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6337113"}
{"text": "我当时和老板说：销售团队要保持一定的离职率才能保持活力。他都懵了……", "question": "辞职与上司最后一次的谈话有什么禁忌吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不知道她们为什么这么做。但我愿意感谢并赞美她们。", "question": "为什么总有一些女生都喜欢自拍（尤其是露沟的）然后配上一些毫不相关的类似人生感悟之类的话，再分享出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按照古装剧里的表现来看，碳酸饮料全员有毒。", "question": "古人如果喝到现代饮料，会给出什么评价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把球做成保龄球。", "question": "在足球世界杯上不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6897064"}
{"text": "这个牙医价格最便宜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmjM9CAibfhIibWrRQnK7pup88rCgQtoHN1MicXO8MicryhLBrTCl5z6yItg"}
{"text": "看到喜欢的电视节自时被妈妈强行拉去睡觉的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrbxwQfohQj2Gtre9oOuemDcRZQDCc209gbIO7RP8UD10TDLRTWXjApw"}
{"text": "核爆时站多远美黑效果最好呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXMjv6MyU3sOvYjU2KSR8cIuxuyLLziaibTPmj6HiblPwroIz9GTDj7oibzA"}
{"text": "这个包送你了！跟你的衣服很搭！", "question": null, "star": 1354, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsm847d5nvj60yy13rtf302"}
{"text": "他忘带竹蜻蜓了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhG2LIpdVHez6FW2FY6rnOawcyu5Re6ShlianwchlSBqr1icQrJJJnRTZDQ"}
{"text": "最近的海贼王。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6724800"}
{"text": "被人说像洋葱（哭了）。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354981"}
{"text": "八岁生日那年，我第一次意识到自己的家很穷。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4306955"}
{"text": "你看那个人好像一条狗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "这可能是 @苏炳添 跑得最慢的一次吧（误", "question": "如何评价北京冬奥会开幕式的主火炬点燃仪式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快闪开我的朋友伤的很重啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BDVjMicdBDheiby42d3ibCFT9c9QkTdVIvTheQr9Eib5za6TndUUibmIJC8g"}
{"text": "「我是一头村民。」", "question": "狼人杀游戏中有哪些令人猝不及防的爆狼式发言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本以为会住在床屋里，却不知为何变成了这样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3791036"}
{"text": "2020 年，日本的 GDP 总量是 5.1 万亿美圆，中国的 GDP 总量是 14.7 万亿美元。中国的 GDP 总量是日本的 3 倍。郑爽几个月的时间一部片子的收入是 1.6 亿人民币，是新垣结衣年收入的 8 倍，绫濑遥的五倍。考虑到其他收入，保守估计郑爽的年收入是新垣结衣的十几倍，日本收入最高女星绫濑遥的十倍吧。也就是说，即使考虑到中国市场是日本市场的 3 倍大，把郑爽的收入除以 3 以后，依然是日本收入最高女星绫濑遥的三倍。何况郑爽恐怕并不是中国收入最高的女星。这说明，中国文艺市场的繁荣，至少三倍于日本。", "question": "对于新垣结衣 2020 年收入 4.4 亿日元大家怎么看?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": ":2-1=?汪居然还讲英文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9OnsYoib3QmM4R6sGAicdneeicrt3rcIMS4kaEmdF4yvhZbKoFGT2eOaFg"}
{"text": "团团圆圆就好了。", "question": "自己的人生值多少钱？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2077115"}
{"text": "《猎人》的停载。", "question": "长～～～～～！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6962189"}
{"text": "你好，我是泷川克里斯特尔。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3321579"}
{"text": "不知道能不能扫出敬业福", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2RuqaVvvZfpzF1QWBOPxM1juG3SnF7xzlVEiaAtIemibicqfoGMku2tSic57f5HTSDtlfBM3bPeWvHw"}
{"text": "呼……呼……呼……每次拍剧场版都甩掉他真过意不去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzno133g4zj30ci0eldjy"}
{"text": "知道错拿了我的伞之后，一直在洗手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyvQicrST1Pb6K5zhlM8zvbYIOOxbibklamdFsyEBFBWzQjEf4ufo0bDcA"}
{"text": "欺负女孩子算什么男人", "question": null, "star": 191, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6l5spl57yj61401hc0u002"}
{"text": "不怎么样，打架不占优势了。", "question": "女孩瘦下来会怎么样?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我小时候被蚂蚁用奇怪的排列图形召唤过去了，然后我就沿着它们的行动路线把他们连窝端了。", "question": "如果克苏鲁可以被卑微的人类召唤，为什么人类不能被蚂蚁召唤呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生孩子啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5191723"}
{"text": "这是什么压力啊！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097027"}
{"text": "免费玩家光顾强化武器没买衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1f2700n50tpj20b309aab8"}
{"text": "你说的喜欢吃狮子头是什么意思", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxQsciaGWT8mOh51guFibmA2HzLCBicniazK9g8w7WN7UkCy3oFL6GCoA66w"}
{"text": "学渣：哥，我饿了，咋整啊？学霸：饿了去吃饭。学渣：哦哦吃饭啊太简单了我会。 （过了一会儿）学渣：哥，哥，我吃了饭了怎么还饿？学霸内心 OS：（莫非吃的太少了？不会这么蠢吧？难道吃的东西不对？）学霸：啊，这个问题，emmmm，你在哪吃的饭啊？（尝试发现问题所在）学渣：我在 KTV 吃的啊？学霸：啊嘞？KTV 还提供餐饮服务？学渣：是啊，拿着那个黑的玉米棒子吼呗，我上次见你拿着黄玉米棒子啃，我问你在干啥你说在吃饭，我见别人在 KTV 吼黑玉米棒子，估计也是在吃饭。学霸 os：（卧槽这么简单的错误也能犯，这 tm 咋教……） 学霸：emmmm 这样啊，我给你讲，KTV 不是吃饭的地方，这个具体是为啥，暂时给你讲不了，你先背下来。学渣：嗯嗯我记住了（拿小本本记下来：KTV 不是吃饭的地方）。学霸：你要吃饭呢，去食堂吃，咱们学校食堂可以直接刷学生卡买饭。学渣：嗯嗯去食堂吃饭。（拿小本本记下来：1,饭要去食堂吃。2,在食堂可以刷卡买饭）学渣：哦对了哥，去 KTV 吃饭可以刷学生卡吗？学霸：我刚刚不是跟你说不能去 KTV 吃饭？要吃就去食堂吃。学渣：啊？有说吗？我不记得了诶，我就是问问能不能在 KTV 刷卡买饭，不是要去 KTV 吃饭。学霸：不能！！（渐渐失去耐心）学渣拿小本本记下来：ktv 不能刷卡买饭。 学渣去食堂，十分钟后……学渣：哥，哥我回来了，食堂没开门。学霸：不会吧？（看看表）这是饭点啊，我刚刚吃完回来（内心 OS：我刚从食堂回来没多久啊？为啥就关门了？）学霸：小老弟，这个不可能吧？学渣：真的，真的哥，食堂真关门了，除了看门的大妈，里面一个人都没有。学霸内心 OS：（食堂啥时候有看门大妈了？）学霸：要不你再去一趟，问问大妈为啥关门了？学渣：好嘞哥，我去试试。学霸：等下，「食堂」俩字咋写？（学渣默默写下两个大字，学霸定睛一看，居然是「宿舍」）学霸：emmmm，你这个是写错了啊，你这是宿舍，这个点宿舍当然不开门。学渣：啊？现在宿舍不开门吗？那我咋吃饭啊？学霸（逐渐失去耐心并暴躁）：我不是告诉你了吗？去食堂买饭！食堂，食堂！不是宿舍！学渣：哦哦好勒哥，食堂怎么走？学霸：宿舍对面就是食堂。学渣：哦哦好知道啦，谢谢哥 十分钟后，学渣从食堂回来……学渣：哥，我买饭的时候他们问我“在这儿吃还是带走”，是啥意思啊？不编了 hhhhhh", "question": "为什么学霸不情愿帮助同学回答问题?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "取决于你把光看作粒子还是波，或者是看作几率幅，再或者看作场。", "question": "一个人的目光应该是一道还是两道？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在学园祭上错叫了金太郎，而不是AKB。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3374075"}
{"text": "怀孕三个月", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5781318"}
{"text": "跟紧前面的车！", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "在勉三的家里发生了什么！？美代子和布达戈利亚也从勉三家出来，看起来像极了小熊猫……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5587019"}
{"text": "高中某“传奇”学长。成绩超级好，人品极其差。他的很多行为都不能用正常人的逻辑解释，是一个超级大奇葩。最有名的一个传说，是他在某废弃教室的门口撒尿，被教导主任抓了个现行。已经不是第一次了，是被主任蹲点抓住的。本来还以为他会狡辩什么的，结果人家直接跟主任说：“我能考上北大，你少管我。”教导主任气不过，把校长、年级主任、班主任啥的都叫来了。谈到最后的结果是：他确实能考上北大，随他去吧，反正以后总有人能治他。我们那小地方多少年也出不来一个清北，这个处理结果并不意外。当时那个教导主任气得不轻，但也无可奈何。然后那位学长果然考上了北大。紧接着一个月左右就被劝退了。具体原因不明。不知道是不是在人家北大的废弃教室门口撒尿了。", "question": "一般被清华北大劝退的都是什么样的学生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次解女朋友内衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibNUdwupeY8pNBb9YFHT9ibudUJNz8ALnIaMIiaAVGwkvd1iaQx4PKBXyZg"}
{"text": "小学的班主任。 点击链接，2.0 拳新时代降临", "question": "广告 · 小时候打拳皇 98 你遇到过最强大的对手是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊大熊二你们看到了吗从你们那砍的树做的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrghG3HOnaGEy9o7tpxricBL0XSK57IdjCnoD9cqox5U79QiaD3V8L68vQ"}
{"text": "所有出现在《海螺小姐》中的服装，其材质和赛亚人的战斗服相同，都是可以自由伸缩的。", "question": "可以的话，请教我一些动漫的杂学知识。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3921200"}
{"text": "1000万奖金智力问答的最后一题是测视力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfdsrupjsqj30ci0eltc7"}
{"text": "肯定是钢铁侠会赢首先弄明白钢铁侠的超能力是什么，是 markxx 战甲吗？不不不钢铁侠的超能力是许愿，他想要点出什么科技，他就能点出什么科技。钢铁侠：我被困在恐怖分子的山洞里了，我想要拼出一套能飞能作战的人形装甲编剧：给钢铁侠：我想要个可控微型核反应堆编剧：给钢铁侠：我想要个超级牛逼的人工智能管家编剧：给钢铁侠：我想要发明一种新元素编剧：给钢铁侠：我想要那种特别玄幻的纳米技术，就是那种能自动拼装…编剧：别说了，给你钢铁侠：我想要穿越时空的技术编剧：拿好…编剧给钢铁侠的这些科技成果，足够吊打全世界上下五千年所有人类的科技几百年（几千）以上。所以就算现在超人出现了，也很简单，钢铁侠只要许个愿就完事了。钢铁侠：给我一套能打败超人的氪石战甲编剧：好超人：哥，别打了，我妈叫玛莎钢铁侠：And i am, Ironman.", "question": "超人打钢铁侠谁会赢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "分手", "question": "我不想被她关在那个无法逃脱的房间里。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7318627"}
{"text": "装着防御+1", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWIQPEyxnDdzF0PO7XKzF2G6C65US91ylTO0ubLQ1RibEP7pib1WoSDibVg"}
{"text": "登上了食物链的顶端", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7Tbic7JKYNQ45oJ5ODc2wrz5Mm1gncTicdXlHA7280Oz1rx0zr34G0I2Q"}
{"text": "在被說道：『給你吃點心』時千萬不要跟著走，這是學校裡學到的。但現在卻有人會問我『你是想學習知識嗎？』，這樣的方式讓我感動不已。", "question": null, "star": 5822, "type": "I2T", "image": "5384175"}
{"text": "智商开始重新占领高地", "question": "不再喜欢一个人是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "舒坦～还好赶上了·hey ~ ", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvyl7lp361j20yi185wua"}
{"text": "你的照片真的是拿座机拍的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPfcdJ5PNOibwDNxW2ulrnFKyKAKquhgMhKo0lTic8gIBwibYUQoeg2fTPw"}
{"text": "北宋宰相章惇，在他和苏轼还是好伙伴的时候两人一起出游，走到一根独木桥前，木桥下面是万丈深渊。章惇想拽着苏轼一起走过去题字。苏轼怕掉下去不敢过去。章惇「呵呵」一笑，快速走过去在石壁上写下「苏轼章惇来」，然后从容走回来（放今天就是破坏景区）。苏轼说：「老章你以后可以杀人啊。」章惇一脸问号。苏轼笑笑：「为了逞能连自己的命都不要，更不用说是别人的。」更多关于桥的故事", "question": "广告 · 中国传统文化里有哪些跟桥有关的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "观众A：“这是比赛啊！” 观众B：“简直就像某个总裁选举一样。”", "question": "我不喜欢这样的兔子和乌龟。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3803396"}
{"text": "踩捕鼠夹以争取行业主导权。", "question": "你们家猫干过最聪明的一件事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一旦出了事你会发现以下场景：没系安全带的飞的到处都是，有缺腿有缺胳膊的，躺地上哇哇哭。系安全带的还好好地在座位上坐着呢，跟活着一样。", "question": "动车和高铁为何不加装安全带？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没听错吧，把这个装到前面的轮子上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7267022"}
{"text": "我研究了十年找到了朝鲜劳动党制度的1000个不合理之处，现在就差一支强大的军队和广大人民的支持就能打败朝鲜劳动党了。我连新的宪法都起草好了。", "question": "已有很好的解决方案可以打破腾讯的社交垄断，如何招到技术牛人并获得风投？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过去的恶行被揭露了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2766264"}
{"text": "昨天帮忙买的雪见大福。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "4234644"}
{"text": "有人很有趣但是懒得取悦你罢了。。。", "question": "为什么遇到有趣的灵魂那么难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都跟你说了腋下这些不是草", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGcBsYDZlQO2Y3zAxRuYnqNI6Lc3QjbHJH5zMH2eAy63aZlNFOQwnXfQ"}
{"text": "今天我出去了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232271"}
{"text": "镜子捕捉到了绞杀的决定性瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1632239"}
{"text": "因为是猫的快递，所以是来送猫的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3888033"}
{"text": "我爸去医院打算做白内障手术的时候，穿着套西装，但问题是他把一只裤腿卷起来半截。我也忘了为啥有这个蜜汁操作。医生上来就给推荐了最便宜的晶体。好像几百。我爸有点懵：医生有好一点的吗？医生非常实诚：那个你们新农合不报销啊。讲真，我觉得医生和我爸都很可爱啊。", "question": "公立医院会暗地里看人下菜碟吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骗你的啦～找我啥事？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvjoa2le2kj60ci0elwfo02"}
{"text": "下次一定记得接水管", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "就偷了那个吗？嗯...还有一把我不太清楚的乐器和一条叫做‘哟酱’的鱼...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5587807"}
{"text": "小时候总是笑着的，怎么长大后就......", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "4640359"}
{"text": "逃跑时的跨越式跳跃。", "question": "在平壤奥运会上，有哪些新的比赛项目将被注册？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4783040"}
{"text": "听说化妆品回国会被税", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjIkd3UTNJT82MwFBHbN0xPFnElJpcPyLQ2ZfeOa9xnNaCpn6hmXFwEA"}
{"text": "对于蒋介石来说，娶一个漂亮、有气质的贵夫人，好处大大的。对于武大郎来说，娶一个漂亮老婆，是致命的危险。", "question": "长远看，妻子漂亮很重要吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我离不开它，真的很困扰。", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "隐身斗篷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5SzbQAdLDDXrnemUnIToFdiaz5WBs4bpGLeUDbRw6Q5dfqKGZjiaRIuqg"}
{"text": "主张和平的宗教团体竟然同意增加军费。", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "听说过他不能游泳，但没想到不能游泳到这种地步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mgib9GE0Tu8ynOvDJ5ibcmcjCfF9ib1rLNI6HlRicsJN1odYibNCQZ9jZNUXA"}
{"text": "你再把我种下去的拔出来试试！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glc28juo9tj30ci0elagu"}
{"text": "哈哈...没想到我在一个礼拜前的清晨就忘记了倒垃圾，我真是个废物啊。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "5867754"}
{"text": "机器人手术！", "question": "机器猫不能做绝对不可以做的事情吧？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6987681"}
{"text": "下课铃响了同桌还在举手提问", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZwPiceCqJ1UuVjkse8ibIL5kEicRW4ZiaAAb4iapDHOWueuHCCZjWIxgNQbPg"}
{"text": "在东北的大街上喊了一声：你瞅啥！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "译文：海底小纵队的演员", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3649711"}
{"text": "找到尼莫", "question": "我不希望它被拍成真人版。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2991476"}
{"text": "最尴尬组合的大概就是「装作全知全懂的爹」和「问起来没完没了的孩子」。", "question": "你在博物馆见到过哪些让人无语的观众或者讲解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "百鱼从中过，片鳞不沾身", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "仔细看，是天龙！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041877"}
{"text": "你姐妹只p了自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtsa3AyHkXV2ONDlrRWEC0WSBGqYtRpuAI2vWaIicrrjib0GHPudYfB88w"}
{"text": "可能他们姓甄吧", "question": "为什么会有人讨厌撒贝宁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那一代的早安少女组成员们，只有他们能够在脑海中回放那首歌。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6789838"}
{"text": "作者只画完哆啦A梦的线稿就去吃饭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kKKNHamsqWKAhM1o9UvwBX2Z9j0MRIt0I7pYibBaP8vPW4YCEIPDAp0A"}
{"text": "装病逃课后不得了了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdq2kld91oj30ci0elab1"}
{"text": "主显示器只能显示NHK。", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "我是屏幕前的你呀", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "实拍版我的世界图标有点不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4368677"}
{"text": "您好，恕我冒昧，我想请问您知道怎么让这个热气球停下。。。。。。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "大便味咖喱和咖喱味大便你吃哪个？「我能选不吃吗？」老板：「你看你又偏题了。」", "question": "956 和 995 哪个更累？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无论从哪里开始，我都会来找你。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3878431"}
{"text": "基督教徒/受洗了吗？", "question": "阿门和拉面有什么区别？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6745802"}
{"text": "变成彩色的", "question": null, "star": 490, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcuhtrqdboj61401hcthp02"}
{"text": "我是一个来自浙江杭州的玩家，前几天我在西溪湿地边上发现一个很深很深的洞，于是我跳了进去，没想到这个洞是穿过地心直通地球另一端的洞，那个国家的国旗是蓝白的中间还有个太阳。我觉得很神奇，于是我找了个网吧注册了一个 Steam 账号，过了几天又顺着洞跳了回来。我不知道什么阿根廷，也不知道什么低价区，就是希望 G 胖你别封我的号，这一切都是误会。", "question": "如何看待Steam开始遣返国人阿根廷区账户回到国区？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又少了一个...走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4659104"}
{"text": "妈妈发邮件说要帮我打扫房间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2105697"}
{"text": "好坏各异的气味。", "question": "进别人家时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359337"}
{"text": "听说河对岸是女生宿舍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjwpr0p2CrFYj1sJtGBc0QDBESneKxxyjymvyG74tAm7W5rJLEMs9x4spnSLkkS0amicmuxHBOA09g"}
{"text": "国内的欺凌不叫欺凌而叫做「小孩子不懂事」。于是我们没发现欺凌就在身边。", "question": "国外的中学生欺凌现象是不是比中国的严重很多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "野生果汁软糖", "question": "这个甜点的名字加上一个字就变得不太好吃。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6789784"}
{"text": "等一下！放弃还太早了！", "question": "如果错过了末班车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6155533"}
{"text": "接力棒呢？问你话呢！接力棒呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSRRllZ2d9UAibUFyZAOuJrA4npe37bCkQxLNFgTdwPPeqvVicqxIKWAQHkCpibpdkSplazmN7sjSjg"}
{"text": "你好，我是摩西。我现在所在的地方是...在海里！ 太厉害了！海裂开了！ 肯定是合成的，这种事", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302943"}
{"text": "便利店打工的秘密乐趣竟然被命令撤掉成人杂志。", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "不行了……3分钟的课程结束了……不能延长了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379824"}
{"text": "我回来了。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "疲惫不堪的成年人将脸埋进了婴儿车里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3204146"}
{"text": "天下为公", "question": "小便的时候会发抖的现象，有个名字吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7059602"}
{"text": "「活下去……」", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "给我爸打电话问晚上吃啥。听到那头我妈微弱但清晰的声音：“这个你吃不吃？”“不吃？不吃也不能浪费啊！算了带回去。”晚上我妈一回来，笑靥如花，“宝贝！专门给你买了好吃的哟！”那一瞬间，我脑海里浮现出过去无数次的专门给你带的好吃的……专门给你带的好吃的……专门给你带的好吃的……", "question": "哪个瞬间你觉得自己很蠢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们麻醉科医生平时和患者的接触很少，很多患者在麻醉醒来之后就再也记不得我们的样子了。我记得有一个患者，醒来之后说话费劲，找我要了纸笔，在上面歪歪扭扭写了「谢谢你们」几个字，确实让我感动半天。然而，患者又让我把这张纸交给主刀医生。→_→", "question": "作为一名医生，你与病人之间发生过哪些感人的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个事情我考究过。最早出现隔夜水不能喝的应该是清朝。当时大家认为壁虎性淫，每天日其他壁虎，而且壁虎精液有毒。而且壁虎是个近视眼……所以晚上有水，反射，壁虎一看，哟！这有只壁虎哎，我去日了他！冲过去，一日，好，毒精液射你茶杯里了，第二天你就给喝了。出自，袁枚，《子不语》：夏月冷茶过夜者不可食。守宫性淫，见水必交，恐遗精其上。古人亦未尝言其能化人筋骨。桶装水，估计没壁虎能进去来一发吧……", "question": "都说隔夜水不能喝，那桶装纯净水为什么可以喝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次吸猫薄荷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7hs0x4a2vj30ci0eldkc"}
{"text": "嗨，肉嘟嘟的~？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595053"}
{"text": "男：我喜歡你！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RoZia0aulqJKn9KcG4nia0RZ3490hCoxzU7fl4RDMm1lrF7pmz4EibPTm75EXbtt3yQPNpFCyKSF0icQ"}
{"text": "不好说吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6907277"}
{"text": "最后一个意识到班主任出现的同学", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "神吐槽周日就更新了再等等好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQrlibTic87I7hzmCuK7vjMdicmH9SMDEicC69SppS7XUgjiaeDWkSB8OrGwQ"}
{"text": "他中的箭多让他先看医生。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "讨厌啦，这里是人家通气孔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyFYT7jf1dXGKz0lDBOebqV3Cy9uVMeuAdIgByqHIicTFAkLhyP1GgMtcw"}
{"text": "羊把兔子的粪便团了起来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4590614"}
{"text": "这么努力练习，怎么还是不成功搭讪啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7241930"}
{"text": "别人觉得你可爱害羞但其实你玩很大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibcPegc91UChTJvJ9xJLJ2yF0Ib4X74fILBLaLlzhGdVgic7cdYnQGTrg"}
{"text": "只睡15分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcVHdqMMVeBmoVhdf7YWb0O30Jficqjyia7T5MwfLcavDRibSgunZkYDrTw"}
{"text": "刹车和油门弄错了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6902364"}
{"text": "握手券的下一个是拍肩膀券！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4546596"}
{"text": "你的脚是拖鞋。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1588805"}
{"text": "浪里小黑龙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007XdJHwly1gh0pt2vcs0j307606rjrg"}
{"text": "这个好可怕哦，我也没法看啊，我们不明白你们在说什么。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2654773"}
{"text": "只有最聪明的人，才能看到我举的杠铃。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "那你说我怎么用这个吃拉面？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfg4dyzaiaj210h152te4"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里的回忆录", "question": "谁听那个广播节目啊？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7111220"}
{"text": "卧槽我的信掉哪儿了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egdte3fqvcj20b209ojsa"}
{"text": "它洗完你，你还得洗它", "question": "浴缸使用中最令人烦恼的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回家后发现新妈妈比我还年轻的事情。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6961725"}
{"text": "一位戴着眼镜的白发老人下面还有三十六个人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "92219"}
{"text": "这块尿布就是我的勋章，不能换。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1227367"}
{"text": "他/她立即决定入队。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6558365"}
{"text": "无法脱落了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6829602"}
{"text": "共同的朋友回家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu6oRJJHulAavNJVRjX7rRbAR4X3Bia5UTOolpIL7DayuYkicibCoSmbegtg"}
{"text": "和妈妈在哪里走散了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JzPrrJYkMicBicXmkX3k0LtcYP2udAxSibia5ubscE06fjAMTUibN1pGRicsA"}
{"text": "「啊……部长……资料给你搁这儿了』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hekyhjqptvj30ci0eln1j"}
{"text": "自己在学习。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4595809"}
{"text": "等拉面吃完的时候饺子就熟了。", "question": "我已经说了够多了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516049"}
{"text": "9月1日 -> 九月一号", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7296049"}
{"text": "彩票中大奖后，昨天闹分手的女朋友说只是想考验下我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9yschyc3oj30ci0elabh"}
{"text": "你一年到头裙子都这么短啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6122859"}
{"text": "那个老爷爷送了我一根很好的竹笛。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3087084"}
{"text": "我没戴胸罩，但是你不觉得这件衣服看不清楚吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6455852"}
{"text": "摩擦摩擦，在光滑的盘面上摩擦。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7yvh3t04xj20g90e741i"}
{"text": "借我点揍扁胖虎的道具那家伙在空地傻等呢～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h717y8c3yxj30ci0el77y"}
{"text": "光按按钮就想过去，没门儿！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2774526"}
{"text": "最好先存个档再进去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grqwbl3jtij30ci0eln4j"}
{"text": "应该还在附近...！快去找找看有没有熊猫！", "question": null, "star": 78, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510893"}
{"text": "学费每年500万，房租拖欠，倒闭时不退款。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校，请只用汉字作答。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194169"}
{"text": "死了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2383368"}
{"text": "对三快点啊~快点啊~快点啊~快点啊~我等得花都谢了~我等得花都谢了~我等得花都谢了~我等得花都谢了~不要你是~你是~你是~你是 MM 还是 GG~你是 MM 还是 GG~你是 MM 还是 GG~你是 MM 还是 GG~你是 MM 还是 GG~要不起 （小李注：原回答太长了，对重复文字做了删减）", "question": "如何把“对不起”三个字扩写成一百个字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "少子化问题和老年人问题！我们县的老年问题尤其严重！我们县的老年人问题！", "question": "你还在说这种话？真啰嗦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6511408"}
{"text": "让狮驼岭再次伟大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdbz8VUJnjBibGstXyU4iay76fP0EjmoDMiaOqicYfjApkfduAQj0PlCT8dicw"}
{"text": "“我让他感觉上逐渐变短……”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6911641"}
{"text": "我女朋友和我保持着她在我肩膀上面这个姿势 6 年没有改变。好吧，这不是一个爱情故事，现在她颈椎病，我肩周炎。", "question": "情侣之间怎样的睡姿才舒服？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快去上学吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5742686"}
{"text": "以前鼓起勇气表白，只需要一瞬间的勇气。现在需要 2 分钟的勇气。", "question": "微信「可以撤回发布 2 分钟内的消息」这种功能的应用场景是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么火越来越大，铁扇公主肯定骗了我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBkiaI4VnBJtZt8PLRQTG64Nniab6jhrdsqARetJ7LPkbdLcU0AYGg53Dg"}
{"text": "最近猫咪会说话好火啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6096045"}
{"text": "60 岁的爷爷被 80 岁的太爷爷满村子追着打，因为偷了他的烟丝。", "question": "什么是「少年心」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，您是哪位？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5581233"}
{"text": "在你自杀之前杀了你就可以阻止你自杀", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "你这是求人的态度吗？！", "question": null, "star": 248, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmita2gpcpj611c1dsgrp02"}
{"text": "把徒弟带到自家要翻的菜地里练习挥杆的我简直是天才", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJUIsRF4rwBPa0W52wDS0ZRlP78ZzuvH0sibXB4fPFR6YcTZ34V4JAPhA"}
{"text": "牛的汉字写法（牛肉、奶牛等）。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6420752"}
{"text": "鸭儿搂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "使用电脑。", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "茱莉亚说：“和赢了剪刀石头布的人明天约会……”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4685481"}
{"text": "今天的我还是这么性感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlvcTWfbjib624D6GwWxNLJW5ibV2CXQqF6hdxcUyGqjuD5Slickicqon3kQ"}
{"text": "老师分别给了每个同学一些钱，让他们各自去买一样东西来填满教室。第一个学生循规蹈矩，买了面粉，粉尘充满了教室；第二个学生饱读诗书，买了蜡烛，光线充满了教室；第三个学生眉头一皱，感觉并不简单，遂转身想要出门——尸体堆满了整个教室。 （知乎日报注：朋友，你听说过粉尘爆炸吗……）", "question": "如何以「老师分别给了每个同学一些钱，让他们各自去买一样东西来填满教室」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按照份例皇后独享 500M 互联网专线皇贵妃 300M贵妃 200M妃 100M嫔 50M贵人 20M常在 10M答应及官女子使用紫禁城 2M 普通宽带 wifi。密码：woaihuangshang于是为了联机追剧不卡以及直播后宫情景剧的效果，女人们又干起来了只要有区别待遇，就有争斗，后宫如此，社会如此", "question": "如果《甄嬛传》里面的妃子们都有手机玩，那她们还会每天无聊的去争风吃醋搞事情吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你老师的逻辑是：8 元买只鸡，10 元又买只鸡，然后等鸡涨到 11 元时都卖掉。于是现金收付为：-8，-10，+11，+11，共能获得 +4 的盈利。而题设中的卖法只赚了 2 元。你本来能赚 4 元，结果只赚了 2 元，相当于亏了 2 元。这位自以为深谙投资真谛的老师，实际上是做了几个假设：1、现金储备（或融资能力）是无限制的。想买鸡就买鸡，存货没有清掉，却可以随时再买，完全没有资金周转问题。2、库存不产生成本。鸡存在手里，占地、吃食都是不花钱的。鸡也不会死，没有损耗。3、事主有未卜先知的能力。事先能预测鸡会涨到 11 元，一定会涨到 11 元，完全没有风险成本。如果具备这样的假设，那么请告诉你的老师，这道题的答案应该是：他亏掉了整个世界。甚至不用具备三条假设，只要有三者任何之一，在当今的经济制度下，都可以创建一个无敌的商业帝国。这个帝国可以秒杀苹果微软，分分钟干垮华尔街，灭掉世界银行，横扫各国政府。而他却选择去买两只鸡 ╮(╯_╰)╭", "question": "一个人八块钱买了一只鸡九元卖掉，然后又花十元买了一只鸡十一元卖掉，最后他赚了还是亏了几元？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "网络文章构成：卖肉图片+干货+广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVLv6pB22O8GQy3ibVhO35Spda4g5hnrU1wNrricOhFj9nic2DutylxnNTQ"}
{"text": "争夺路上掉落的100日元。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3771223"}
{"text": "亲戚：敏儿呀，你去哪儿上学来着？赫敏：英国军情六处特务学院。亲戚：哇哦，那……赫敏： 嘘～别问，什么都不让说的。亲戚：哇哦，好的好的，优秀优秀...", "question": "如果赫敏的亲戚和街坊邻居问她去哪上学了怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是蟑螂！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyDeHwKSXuSsAEpwDu3oSyNMpvVwDMLKGBs0Dv7JLdJQOsNTgqANWjL7Q"}
{"text": "把金额的零看错了，大约是三位数的差距。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6683972"}
{"text": "我就把那家公司收购后解散了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm9bkstqhrj30ci0el45q"}
{"text": "亲戚生了个闺女，让大家给起个名字。  都说女诗经，男楚辞，于是我翻开了诗经。 很喜欢郑风里的《风雨》一篇，「风雨如晦，鸡鸣不已，既见君子，云胡不喜。」说就「见君」怎么样，跟现在萱梓欣等一比，逼格立马出来，还不显女孩子气。 然而当我把这个名字告诉我妈的时候，她说了一句话，我彻底方了。 她说：  孩子她爸也叫建军。所以说，诗经也不能随便用。", "question": "给小孩起名有什么技巧么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小松鼠正在练习报恩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7CuTXQmqxD0bWlTZoS0S8e0zfk5V2G2JvpsXY0QPgCeTeASibYiaeLSYw"}
{"text": "教授站在左边说：下面我们请一位同学回答这个问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaauou7dgiaLMicw6Jv5EFDiafjxzQicSSgcHUnagvicP15hgH47YMSU2HPHDQ"}
{"text": "厕所的壁纸让人紧张", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewbetoqa5fj20a008ewga"}
{"text": "第一次听到「富养女」的原因时我就震惊了，说什么富养女是为了防止女孩儿在长大后经不住金钱的诱惑。照这个逻辑男孩儿长大后最经不住的诱惑就是女色，那应该「淫养儿」啊！", "question": "为什么有穷养儿，富养女这种论调，这是封建思维吗？为什么我每次听到都很反感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把王一飞的吐槽文和作者名编辑反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSc1n3WEKCXbwx4jMoE8ibSIiae9erOKOWibt6691OCtJdFJw0bOEt2azCsT6QMuyGn3KPsoaDViaic2Q"}
{"text": "小时候因为看多了飞碟探索、人类未解之谜、世界百大外星人存在证据等等伪科普书籍，对外星人的存在深信不疑，也坚信外星人在不断造访地球，会择机与某些地球人进行交流。当时特别想与外星人交流一下，苦于没有途径，由于曾经读到过外星人可以直接读取人类的脑电波，遂多次在夜深人静的时候，站在家里阳台上，尝试在脑海中拼命与外星人打招呼：“你好呀，外星使者，我是一名地球上的普通小盆友，想跟你们打个招呼。”然后聚精会神地向四面八方发送这个讯息，以为总有一天会有外星人读取到我的脑电波，听到我的呼喊，来跟我对个话什么的，也没考虑到被外星人绑架啥的，就单纯想进行下心灵上的沟通……至于为啥是夜深人静时干这事儿呢，因为我当时想的是大家都睡了，所以发送脑电波的人比较少，可以屏蔽掉很多干扰，这样我的脑电波更容易被外星人接受到……", "question": "小时候你相信过哪些现在看来很荒诞的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扫地的爷爷早回家，卖烟火的爷爷就晚回家。正所谓爷爷回家守恒定律。", "question": "怎么理解关于环卫工人面对春节放鞭炮的这张图片？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "寻找刹车的特斯拉车主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MicJ9aD36pNumtibia1o79kRiaHnopsAyQic4L51MJFneGCsKsRY1eovhBjg"}
{"text": "难道这就是传说中的巴甫洛夫把妹法？", "question": "追了自己很多年的男生突然不追并变得冷漠，是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每年爸爸在我出生前就安排好的熊布偶都会送到，随着我长大，这只熊也逐年变大。我和爸爸依然像以前一样深爱着这只熊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7161677"}
{"text": "开封菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGPwQaB0737Rn2uUicHY7UMg6TKheG7sfPStQiby7CN7evfYJr7W0F8vwHQ"}
{"text": "我能参加你的婚礼吗，不是想去看周杰伦演唱会，就是想给个份子钱", "question": "明年五一结婚，想请周杰伦在婚礼上唱三首歌，需要多少钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给在风雪中看起来很冷的石像头上戴上帽子，它就会一直跟着你。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2964556"}
{"text": "因为在古时候，被子不叫被子，而叫“衾”、“裯”、“寝衣”等。“衾”是一个汉字，读音 qīn，意思是尸体入殓时盖尸的东西，被子，出自《诗·召南·小星》、《仪礼·士丧礼》、唐·岑参《白雪歌送武判官归京》、唐·白居易《长恨歌》。看，衾既是指咱们睡觉盖的被子，也指尸体入殓时盖尸的东西。当人死后变为鬼魂后，大概率智商是不存在的，所以当鬼看到被子时，很容易会把在被窝里的你当成同类，自然也就不会攻击了。", "question": "为什么鬼不会攻击躲在被窝里的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，你好。是的，我想购买人寿保险...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6090233"}
{"text": "哎呀，又在同一个地方读了两遍。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482404"}
{"text": "在我们能够触及的范围内！", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "寻找隐形眼镜的家人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5897069"}
{"text": "“给你一千万，提他的狗头来见我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTBHrLibRorBdkeXhMsDzicic3ib9KqOItC4Hf2C0ic2spGichN9wfVakBjxeQ"}
{"text": "这是一个简单的工作，只需要过滤活着的泡泡泥。是一个愉快的工作环境。欢迎没有经验的人！", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "6761337"}
{"text": "大雄：“太好了，得了零分！”", "question": "请将它变得有趣一千倍。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3149184"}
{"text": "真不能再喝了", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "知事选举是什么意思？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112301"}
{"text": "校长刚讲完副校长又上来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrDpkWBoic7SIsXBrM4DbefVeNibbYmXHuqxicq35hWKQibPG4zdRb6n6VdKw"}
{"text": "我 151，走在路上，一群打篮球的从我身边走过，目测最矮的 180+，最高的简直太高了，不知道怎么回事他们分开在我两边走过，那一瞬间，天都黑了。", "question": "认识身高一米九的人是种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鼻子疼。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1208801"}
{"text": "忘了存在哪个ATM机里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBckF7d2eHnEC0E5S16vX2GoRuaKv5LnBaKvdxevSIlLKdSRaiaDia6yYw"}
{"text": "澳式婚礼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEuSuJCh5hfkUSdCwYH3hbS3QvHfjGgTWaF7VibUX721VC479d7XfYqOA"}
{"text": "这是让您久等了！您的炒饭，请慢用！", "question": null, "star": 194, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt0h9knrdsj610a1ceaiq02"}
{"text": "蜘蛛侠：“技能怎么发不出…啊糟糕切错帐号了。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "克拉拉~！今天也去踢足球吧！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922300"}
{"text": "想活命的话，明天你挖鼻孔！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecfkgszk4bj20bo0cfjsj"}
{"text": "三人行必有我尸", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "午。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "我认为道歉文化应该属于我们韩国", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTia8dsM6E7WlBZniaavkfo4ADe4qjVlOIHsk3oyA3xtiax8GuTrLQX00sg"}
{"text": "写完假期作业的同学走进教室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWe5NmjlnhMh9QbLPqvFADHUm3pQUficiaXxjlvFGTAYh6ZmVk1R0wHPRQ"}
{"text": "关节可能受凉了，好痛苦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5921069"}
{"text": "7招叫醒说好今天去动物园却怎么也不起床的老爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwq6wul9hvj30ci0eldi9"}
{"text": "有家客户有营业外收入 0.1 元，想是什么东西，一看摘要「会计捡到一角钱。」", "question": "你遇到过哪些客户的「解释」令你啼笑皆非？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "博士「这里有3只猫猫，很可爱是不是？哪只都不给你~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4klj3vmbbj30ci0el0wt"}
{"text": "一辆耳朵上夹着烟的车路过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGzBKFiaWxsWmia3jTjrZaia9QqC24ZZYNBhqW3jwIQgAaL4DCE6EvtGr5g"}
{"text": "有人吗！我们下面的人好像溺水了，快点来帮忙！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6987776"}
{"text": "检查多年没跟自己说话的姐姐脑电波时，发现对我12年前偷吃的布丁反应强烈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtnhzxzj4vj30ci0eljum"}
{"text": "我曾经想尝试这个样子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4787950"}
{"text": "哥哥，你好吗？搬到森林里已经一年了，有了家庭，过着充实的乡村生活。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4083437"}
{"text": "前几天我帮助过的毛巾来了表示感谢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4761184"}
{"text": "RUBBISH", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJwOmrE4P8qc1wlLHqGj94Xz3v424tREd6SOW3SQMjDQVqzBxjhCIXqEN7sfwpdEDHMicYewRERg"}
{"text": "不知道。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450466"}
{"text": "我买了太多的苹果。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5321197"}
{"text": "消失的魔球", "question": "足球场上出现了新的把戏，是什么呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6909805"}
{"text": "在自己的领土上使用核弹，做好死亡的准备。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6681756"}
{"text": "就是何以笙箫自带的生疏感和古文感呗，你换成「为啥唢呐哑」试试。", "question": "为什么我认为「何以笙箫默」这五个字作为电视剧名，优美浪漫、很有意境，使人很有感觉、心生向往？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次能不能有比赛时再请我们来看？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h271xtuvyuj30ci0elwib"}
{"text": "你呢，在哪呢我在图书馆看你做卷子呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVx81oPgerghiajxc2WmZ3RDHDhF1BfD0TjO1albPc6F069MSZCoV2svA"}
{"text": ".还能记得押韵就不错了。最佩服的是用感叹词押韵的。今天我吃苹果啦，苹果他有点酸呐，我也想吃甜的吧，可是我买不起呀。你能借我点钱吗？下礼拜就还你啊。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦下礼拜就~还~你~啊~~~真可谓是万能的叫床式押韵法…….", "question": "现代中文歌词讲究音韵平仄吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抓住痴汉后发现是自己的手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzhw2yhpc7j30ci0elmzm"}
{"text": "教室友谈恋爱的我和想对姑娘打招呼的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6uEVmqJ0vA4CjNJctXx5APjTRtUKiaw3ibj1FM8XuhVqpnt0x2tP4Ig3A"}
{"text": "为了生存进化出了络腮胡子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tSdsHme0xYjGaayIQ4SYeZRH6K7t9ic9iczI0VWAqVfmUba5GjlS0fVpg"}
{"text": "加入拳击社两天就退部的山本，头像真让人火大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcB9Meb18dE60QH0zW5zEXownqqqheSbVu5HlQX40U7YAdWWzycOibRASQ"}
{"text": "去四川看熊猫……穿了一件熊猫连体衣，带尾巴的那种，特别萌。↑这是前提。路痴属性，七拐八拐走到了一个无人的角落，然后坐在地上背对着路揪着草思考人生。然后坐了大概三四分钟的样子吧，听到了一大串英文，只听到了潘达其他听不懂……因为语速太快了，不过后来脑补一下应该是见到了大熊猫的欣喜若狂？以为没自己的事就继续揪草，然后，突然有一只手伸到了我的脑袋上……揉了一下，揉了两下，揉了三下……然后我一脸懵逼的转过头，看到了三个一脸懵逼的外国小哥……然后？我们对视了三秒……三个小哥面面相觑后就跑了……留下我继续思考人生和怎么走回出口……答主不胖！真的不胖！答主那时候还小！而且还是坐在地上穿个连体衣肥嘟嘟的很正常！哼唧！", "question": "你身边的外国人在中国发生了哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "酒店经理说：“这次的合作伙伴看起来能长久合作。”", "question": "可惜的新婚旅行因为某个原因泡汤了，发生了什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1973021"}
{"text": "妻子、外遇对象、情人、私生子聚在了一起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwXJouiafzEnEJsoDKXfsVSPDQuGloXZicz7GURYibSMyfSxdIRW6T1Se5DA"}
{"text": ".希望靠读书来提升气场，就像希望靠多吃牛肉吃出八块腹肌一样。诚然，多吃牛肉是对增长肌肉有好处的，但是，中间缺了关键的一步。.", "question": "读什么书可以提升逼格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五一快乐", "question": null, "star": 243, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "谁？", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "说什么呢？煎蛋应该配番茄酱。", "question": "酱油党？番茄酱党？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2511055"}
{"text": "去广场扔出一根棍子，回来三只狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpfQNPuNCoeoqlnvPffkqh6MErK03HTpgJnHzZejDW1VQNzNckic0To7A"}
{"text": "她说喜欢嘴能变成直角的熊", "question": null, "star": 176, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "当我想说的冷笑话已经被别人抢先发出来，并且还在流行的时候。", "question": "请你告诉我，在逗比中会发生什么温暖的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7317364"}
{"text": "热销中。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7141105"}
{"text": "这个人说想要爱情？！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "老婆请的离婚律师讲到了最有把握的部分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicKBIjWhWuP6WulP24uNArmDBzmpHZnCPeYgkpnEFvSn32fhPMoFUnTg"}
{"text": "在我们新加坡留学生看来，你们好歹都算是出过国了。", "question": "留欧与留美之间常会相互有哪些吐槽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "背后是白的。", "question": "公崎繁二郎看起来很强壮，但实际上很冷淡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7227279"}
{"text": "这样男生也会喷水哦。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6627405"}
{"text": "喂，快点起来，还没拍照呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7287559"}
{"text": "哎？他去哪儿了？就是那个个子最矮的家伙啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5068888"}
{"text": "不是说看谁扔的高吗？你们都趴在那干嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7ndPPlyVRobufAJialaopfibcCn1ZzCOTW6r3Im0nFDM12ObYAIKViaiaibw"}
{"text": "马桶搋子", "question": "这个似是而非的时尚品牌名字是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4562320"}
{"text": "刚到南方的北方人做的梦", "question": null, "star": 862, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnexzqi5krj6122161tgw02"}
{"text": "我把从下面出来的那个东西做成了咖喱饭试试看。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4899915"}
{"text": "家变成了谁的家。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的车站。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398760"}
{"text": "出土闻物", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "对不起，我想拍照，可以请你让开吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7168393"}
{"text": "你坐下前能不能先瞅一眼？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0ivurenkkj30ci0eldjf"}
{"text": "垦田永年的私财被炮轰了！", "question": "用教科书上的词汇来大声喊出必杀技！", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3952915"}
{"text": "大家都追寻的稀有生物已经走了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6189708"}
{"text": "嗯，外面应该有36度吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038483"}
{"text": "睡觉去...（含泪）", "question": "你去国会干什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158897"}
{"text": "邀你妹啊，拒绝回答！", "question": "男生长得难看怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "投胎抽中了 R 卡，父母很平庸导致我的基因也很平庸，非常失望，该如何调整积极面对？实在不想再抽一次了，疼。", "question": "孩子很平庸，非常失望，该如何调整积极面对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯~ 我是第10,000位访客吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1589086"}
{"text": "集合照，田中君今天不在。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5709127"}
{"text": "用喷漆在车上画出Z标记。", "question": "请您告诉我遇到别车时的应对方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619361"}
{"text": "别再放芥末了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl1lwpvg9yj30ci0eljv5"}
{"text": "她女儿是175号的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVM0zzkxE9l34tDoELHia5qnVFM4XWJy9TSohhqbXpQOGX6vVbtBcYNOg"}
{"text": "这家伙...嘴巴也太毒了...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125343"}
{"text": "他们最终还是堕入了黑暗之中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1709565"}
{"text": "北斗的终极奥义：纳得！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3090043"}
{"text": "大夫先别下班 我下巴脱臼了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "我跟人类被强力胶粘在一起怎么办，在线等", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "给这个笑话加一颗星，我就会越开心。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "675528"}
{"text": "抬举到哪里都行。", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "婆婆，以前不是说过吗？想一起骑车。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4820783"}
{"text": "主人的本月目标「断舍离」是什么意思？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hazvqxh8m7j30ci0el77y"}
{"text": "你要走吗？等一下！交给我吧！难道，难道是，妈妈！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6933007"}
{"text": "上课的时候拍的板书回家打开一看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotntUnnqgFXvAqTQdTUy7RxCKabGxoRFGGfZxBTL1HN6rTQnThhuoTeA"}
{"text": "前生是写真偶像的记忆突然在这个时候苏醒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5692530"}
{"text": "为什么不找一个把你当女朋友的人当男朋友？", "question": "找一个把我当小傻瓜的人做男朋友还是把我当哥们的人做男朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别把我当傻瓜！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6065416"}
{"text": "上学时候下课了，老师拖堂一直不下课。然后我同桌看了我一眼，然后跟我说，还特别大声：「老师知道已经下课了，你催什么催。」", "question": "人可以有多卑鄙？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又被骗了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361165"}
{"text": "踩到了水下的肥皂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SChib1WkocaxFicE6sPDpcW9TaDcXNYhgibholuf0GOiaL6NFUDpPicCRG9gSibUQfRcFIT4oHa3GkEp1Q"}
{"text": "从世界各国角度看金正恩", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3106458"}
{"text": "好好修炼，到时候你也能烧出这么大的舍利子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibatRyFJGb5GNHOnunyBdQyYiaAp3zMr3zGZ8RfvIWmfqiaoS5M1iadiccfg"}
{"text": "「静香真是个疯婆……」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7hfazonmfj30ci0eltd7"}
{"text": "饥饿的金鱼在寻找食物。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4149488"}
{"text": "上半部分是滑板车，下半部分是跑步道。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315629"}
{"text": "怎么不早说", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "我的肩宽是3点45分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDyicicPCIvxk7FTf7icsGekylm2Mz2eaNRia6g4VXF9ic3Pngib6DzR9QwdEg"}
{"text": "有一天我去相亲，对方是一个长得挺漂亮的姑娘，我原本对她挺感兴趣的，想继续发展一下，结果没想到姑娘一张口就是：彩礼十万，房贷按月你还，接受扯证，不接受滚蛋！我吓尿了，飞速地滚蛋了。后来，我遇到一个朴实的、有一点点可爱的姑娘，我抱着试试看的心理和她交往了一段时间，她非常 nice，没什么特别的要求，而且随着时间的推移，她在我眼里越来越有魅力。有一天她睁着水汪汪的大眼睛对我说，脑公，人家想买个包包，只要 200 可以不？我乐坏了，终于找我要东西了，买！买！买！又过了一段时间，她拉着我的手摇来摇去，脑公，那件衣服好漂亮，只要 1000 可不可以？买！买！买！没过一年，我俩就扯证了，当天我就主动把工资卡上缴了~", "question": "为什么有人觉得主机游戏太贵，却愿意充值很多钱到手游、页游？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个夏天，我们确实存在于矩阵之中。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3891989"}
{"text": "正好我的熨斗刚烧热", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3jlt6tw9cj20nz0s9dj2"}
{"text": "半年没见，她说我长高了。", "question": "New Balance 的鞋子好在哪里？是不是炒作呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "均匀开奥利奥的尝试又失败了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8Qp7XLiaGY3FibJPN8xLTFLftT8tUsydUSaiaFtUxHuy2o2Q1aoRkY1RXg"}
{"text": "那我就介绍下我发明的减肥方法……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgm3wdkwrkj30ci0el43w"}
{"text": "马里奥在左手装备了右手", "question": null, "star": 505, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gs6b91s73hj60ui19stf802"}
{"text": "擦屁股捅破卫生纸时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gki0gmupspj30ci0elmzx"}
{"text": "做题时一定要扣题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWibd1BcgFTmHMzabL00tEAQukLLL2SI60tFVo6OjxZicC20yF82vj3P0g"}
{"text": "没考上编制的山东人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868jcKUHLPAXQ5ptgYibHTSaqHmUAtIIwRjnxVsMExFfvzlTxLxFbGgMyg"}
{"text": "只是把蓝宝石放上去就行了。拟人化。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5914477"}
{"text": "你的心跳可能也是一种多种多样的超能力。", "question": "如果能使用各种各样的超能力会怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2251436"}
{"text": "我注意到毕业典礼上我的书包和大家的有点不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2208301"}
{"text": "穿着学士服，站在学校大门口拍一张中规中矩的全身正面像。相信我，四十年后，这会是放在你案头回忆青春岁月的那张照片。你拍的那些花里胡哨的照片最终会被你的孙子嘲笑土爆了，但这张照片不会。这是一个职业摄影师的忠告。", "question": "毕业照要怎么拍才好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第8套广播体操第1节吓有身高差的敌人运动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hby56hrkl2j30ci0el77u"}
{"text": "体育课下雨，爱打球的同学和爱学习的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZkvptiba4RK0fPibhQ1ZOKT4eaMZRBk4RX3icbR0vdhroZBkCOeJkiaFia4Q"}
{"text": "等一下，这里才开始有趣呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5820144"}
{"text": "抢充电桩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstanOBVLYxOV5tnP4eZG6oNM0CLTicyhDy9fUVCSMkX77ymt6xjQjv9wSw"}
{"text": "抱歉了主人.与你去宠物医院的约定……看来不行了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcftdlfgorj30ci0el0w7"}
{"text": "好可怕！头一次见这么变态的地铁色狼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6pvqjuvj1j20ln0qc76x"}
{"text": "最近大岛优子脸色不好吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212106"}
{"text": "打碎花瓶的犯人都是自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgf5ux38mxj30ci0elaeg"}
{"text": "没啥原因，漫威的编剧文化水平不够呗。号称被知识诅咒的灭霸，没有学过高中生物。顶级人工智能幻视和天才工程师的钢铁侠分不清事件的相关性和因果性（《美队 3》）。参加过二战的美国队长和冬兵，不知道怎么布置火力压制和重武器（《妇联 3》瓦坎达之战）。超级反派奥创，轻松操控金融却不知道搞金融危机和控制军队火控系统，玩着大石头高空自由落体（《妇联 2》）。九头蛇经营几十年，最后的大招不是核武器不是弹道导弹不是战略轰炸机，而是空中炮塔（《美队 2》）。你说就正反派这个文化水平，还要啥自行车。", "question": "为什么灭霸选择杀掉一半人，而非让资源增长的速度增加一倍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“啊，阿娜达，你不是说今天加班的吗？”", "question": null, "star": 86, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "投币口投入硬币却没反应。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "他们叫我司机大哥。", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "谁用了Dytto的图片啊……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2696107"}
{"text": "青春之旅", "question": "牙上沾了蓝芥末的温柔说法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5367629"}
{"text": "他是新人类。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1389553"}
{"text": "请配吐槽语", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "对回收站里的片点了还原", "question": "你对现实低头，做过最无奈的一件事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我擦！着火了！哪儿有水！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3tmb3dcj20fl0e7406"}
{"text": "哎呀！导弹逃跑了！导弹死刑！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1428103"}
{"text": "不小心按了爸爸实验室的一个按钮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTgRibvdRLibqCrXRicREwHbaC6MImk9CkPTvK1hJE73Xib2GdhD0OFAfsgQ"}
{"text": "全自动鸡蛋分割机", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "什么恐龙 我看你像恐龙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvVynX15Kgn55c9aVrr7w07dIcUOZ2ZrNTavSsUR5EDaS4DC1ibzDfsfg"}
{"text": "儿子的课程快结束了。", "question": "举个越变越大就越麻烦的东西的例子。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306010"}
{"text": "“我考虑剪个短发” “那可能有点娘”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "看完了群友曝性癖的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGB192hdeliceMEjgW2oQjEWCkJ92icyzPdianYXDdDAwcpSR2cpMr1dQ2Q"}
{"text": "日本的未来很悲观。", "question": "把歌词改一个字就毁了。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6763557"}
{"text": "节俭的结果", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4983239"}
{"text": "在这个世间漂泊让我变得跟鬼一样，性格都变了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3873806"}
{"text": "一般工作人员会用力摇晃你，然后你就醒了。", "question": "银行会如何对待有一亿活期存款的个人客户？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剧组要求拍摄灰飞烟灭的特写", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibZeNmIX1CYXb5fyS29l0HJNKNSGIw9uo4ogKYV8tIGnFnhsYhQwXzyA"}
{"text": "哦……那个恋情，要认真对待。", "question": null, "star": 447, "type": "I2T", "image": "6266742"}
{"text": "嘎咕嘎哎嘎哎嘎咕嘎咬嘎哎嘎哎嘎哎嘎咕嘎咕#踩单车声#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goi8dqm212j30ci0elwka"}
{"text": "这个人这么抠门我都怀疑她没请会计", "question": "郑爽偷税事件后，郑爽公司的财务或会计有参与吗，他们会进监狱吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备两支笔、苹果和菠萝。", "question": "如何才能成为大魔王？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2740205"}
{"text": "Benjamin先生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4470638"}
{"text": "说明一下！", "question": null, "star": 2553, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846113"}
{"text": "有了一个全新的想法，很兴奋！原稿已经全删了，毫无意义！", "question": "你拖稿用过什么借口？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假如你突然变成女人，你要做的第一件事是什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0SZA6Uqzo1ibjXyRrFbJEYzD3KLzZ07OLeVqI5bO3Ju4sqjnMW2gibicicQ"}
{"text": "远足后回家的巴士上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heoqvli7rlj30ci0el77q"}
{"text": "要饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicVJNQCTdOw3IlYdjtnwvOdvvrvjuvyOrRymG2ZzB3MPUTp7CywUayQA"}
{"text": "有时候，你需要向围观的路人就自己的狂奔做出解释。", "question": "在追一个人的时候，明知道他不会停下来，为什么还要大声喊「站住」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先别写检讨书了，想好怎么把我变回去先吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "我：把枕头换了个面继续睡与此同时正在给我做手术的两名外科医生.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3KEABfBxdv9C6iaSwujfClpTicmtXLW5ZwWkDwxRmFnKudlnCmhia03vibg"}
{"text": "3亿！成交！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7lokQSia80NS5Onk23ZomOtvylx7Umx4w3LXY5hkptuf9CHYh5JmFB7w"}
{"text": "黄苞加身", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "这部电影会让全中国人笑掉大牙。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4773691"}
{"text": "接弟气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5EegUuOiadlL6ibpMJziaJzekZWtFHK9KlLZvA3TfEcmeWL847S4ZHGx5g"}
{"text": "快手遇见豆瓣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410Tav1ROmag43vQJY4kFCoeibTKnFz3IG5oJXw0ibz1Zic6CgVSQ6SxnsgwA"}
{"text": "二人不看井", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "网吧开黑排到了爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJXtW5nYKazD8pPZ8150Giaoy3MRfNEKv3OJmHX9VgPziaxuJrz7CxA5qA"}
{"text": "卡啦OK计时器因为没电了没有察觉，过去了十分钟，在中途就结束了。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "体温正常，给我去学校", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1smOKrmbHiaTsnuDu9EeXTfDWfaoFDk6HkOJPNkHHwaHQ407hfiaeh9E0A"}
{"text": "好的，V形平衡哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3674533"}
{"text": "飞：《商家堡路边惊现无头童尸，警方悬赏征集线索》雪：《长白山社会人员持械斗殴引发雪崩，参与斗殴者全部失踪，专家预计生还希望渺茫》连：《青年嫌疑犯惨死狱中，狱方解释「躲猫猫」》天：《雁门关发生惨烈种族仇杀，现场人员悉数遇难》《大理国王子惨死无量山，或因卷入帮派约斗》《人面兽心，少林方丈掐死初生亲子；天网恢恢，二十四年沉冤终告揭开》射：《我武警战士牛家村平叛，全歼杨姓郭姓汉族暴恐分子》白：《回疆大漠盗匪火并，一家三口葬身黄沙》鹿：《「我叫韦小宝，今年两岁，我不想死」——透视沉重的梅毒母婴传播问题》笑：《奸杀犯酒楼逞凶再添血案，好青年路见不平英勇牺牲》书：《一青年冒险采摘雪莲不幸坠崖身亡，有关部门提醒入疆游客注意安全》神：《中毒流浪儿倒毙路边，过往五十余人无一人伸出援手》侠：《小乞丐腹痛难忍暴毙而亡，尸检发现胃里有一枚铁片》倚：《我北极科考队发现三具百年冰尸，疑为元朝年间失踪的武术家谢逊、张翠山、殷素素》碧：《大叛徒袁崇焕今日遭满门抄斩》鸳：《特写：前太监萧义反革命集团覆灭记》", "question": "金庸武侠中的主角如果没有主角光环会是什么下场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对站街女摆出一副不屑的表情，但双手已经忙开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKbQJkh7KnfwdkBN4TnBxEj2hx0w5Xha1HAp5YWmCxibgZaskiccTeGbiaQ"}
{"text": "听清楚，我点的是蚂蚁上树……", "question": null, "star": 201, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "即使被球棒打到屁股，也要说“谢谢！”", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "廿，你们俩踩我坟了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbziceg1ftybBrAPrr9CoBL9R3EGticxHTuaNHJh910QaPovFKiastZxUy2pw"}
{"text": "看到的人更需要用心。", "question": "男人戴假发的缺点是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6417850"}
{"text": "我要官方吐槽一下我媳妇。每次吃火锅点菜时都要点一份青菜。什么菠菜啊，茼蒿啊之类的。但关键是我俩吃火锅时基本都是只吃肉，中间就拿土豆、豆腐之类差差味……青菜类只吃生菜，还是蘸酱生吃那种。所以每次酒足饭饱时都会俩人盯着那盘完整无缺的青菜运气……哎，吃不下了，要不打包回家下午炒着吃吧？一个月后：媳妇，咱们这个月一共吃了三次火锅……怎么知道的？你看冰箱里有三份青菜，都是咱们花 22 块钱从火锅店买的……", "question": "吃火锅时最讨厌什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好了伙计们，准备合体！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9g6xww8kzj20fk0e375s"}
{"text": "答案是：冷嘲热讽", "question": "在家电制品上加一个字就变成了垃圾制品。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5402243"}
{"text": "嘿，TAXI！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1skoYHcO438e7lkwpEsmDGyeI9SVb6xycDjCCEDeJAHibQhlOTWfgN9fw"}
{"text": "在几亿人面前打开秘书写的稿子，第一页赫然写着：老子不干了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEM1RRXOGGib9GOaWoWF9FMToXH7bzkOlZ0CmemQI6udjWrfPGnUOZeIg"}
{"text": "古猿 A：狮子来了，大家快跑啊！发生基因突变可以一直分泌多巴胺的古猿 B：别急，让老子再爽爽古猿 B 卒古猿 C：春天来了，去找妹子不？发生基因突变可以一直分泌多巴胺的古猿 D：我感觉交配也没啥意思，不去了古猿 D 的基因突变没能遗传下来", "question": "快乐是大脑分泌多巴胺的结果，那大脑为什么不可以一直分泌多巴胺呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "约了采耳服务但是被隔离在家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MnjhmkzX05J6Iky3MibiaQszyWSOK74WDkCSNeQ8nRnYA72FzaWz6BkEw"}
{"text": "因为京东快递的老板在明尼苏达州被抓了。", "question": "美国大选 30 万邮寄选票「凭空消失」，为什么会出现选票丢失的情况？遗失选票可能带来哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "偷来的摩托车逃走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzd97ywq9zj30ci0elq6a"}
{"text": "「我的上眼皮是爸爸，下眼皮是妈妈，爸爸妈妈应该在一起不分开。」", "question": "孩子为了不上幼儿园，会想出哪些异想天开的借口？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "确认下猴子在交配吗？如果在的话就恶心了。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "大雄一眼镜=33", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1clndf9g2j20af0c6aag"}
{"text": "震度7", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylvMvrSicgvvIpia8I3IsjriarLLeBfKmpEGjgUaBNWwemSoszB381KNRyg"}
{"text": "狗狗四天王听令下面传达大魔王指示", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8s0tb2qm0j30ci0eltdc"}
{"text": "坚固的堡垒都是从内部攻破的。那个拿着妻儿照片眼神涣散的男人，那个想去学校寻找女儿的单亲妈妈，那个想成为社区领袖的眼镜男，那个喜欢作死边缘试探的狂妄富二代，那个危机爆发后就不肯出门的暴躁老头和老伴，那个食物充足的四口之家，那个沉沦毒海的歌德金属乐队主唱，那个常受白眼的光头保安，那个被黑道老大包养的风骚性感小三。作为幸存者，你嗅到危险的气息了吗？", "question": "中国的中高档小区能否抵御丧尸的袭击?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "少爷刚刚去相亲了对吧，我来给您卸妆！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIuCx6MNYmlptmZXYI6ynsxnniaGylNFxd3wIaDsyKicTSjKJ8H42Zib5Ww"}
{"text": "怪兽遗传信息采集器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOc4HzuISibhvkSHNbu3EL3jYN409dZOJMqicUYlX9f1ibibQ6QeLBH9hzUMg"}
{"text": "不懂了吧？薯条也是蔬菜喔！", "question": null, "star": 635, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gph07lzid1j610q12gn4102"}
{"text": "决赛不会结束。", "question": "请问你能玩那个著名的游戏吗？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7346329"}
{"text": "已经交给CIA调查了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guyiv676jhj60ci0el77g02"}
{"text": "我的一个朋友一夜之间瘦了20斤，只锯断了一条腿", "question": "怎么在一周之内减掉十斤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打完疫苗出来故意吓唬下一个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erfi672v93j208n0anmyu"}
{"text": "牛黄大力丸每天三次，每次举十下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQibUAhdUG8O3ojjmMc5dnHiaphibXlcicHQ7ZeIGzQ7sylcKMkqc3ebr1IA"}
{"text": "哦哦，就是这样子呀！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7008507"}
{"text": "总是被排斥的Jagi最可怜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5805165"}
{"text": "情侣那些事23人表态ALFJFN1010《疫地恋》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqicicJV8aZ1UqPpXHopXbtLkNlJkbunahjiaOialdrzZYnm9UtxxX6EGgiaA"}
{"text": "我的心", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "把嘴里的水还给我。", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "背着孙子玩骑大马的老人家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wvAtbvBDD4Mc7EOZBRC6DQOkDgnBLHcIaqibgzgb95bBP6XeUdFRt7hA"}
{"text": "隔壁坑的朋友正在捞手机", "question": null, "star": 427, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "请问你能帮我下三家店吗？", "question": "姐妹俩在百元店买的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5119705"}
{"text": "因为看不顺眼开始互相超度起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJSRmzyHtianR60rQQxEA38UQI7qhpoJ9uPUDaic7tH1GQwibt4ibDZuhicicA"}
{"text": "如果你真的忘不了一个人，一定要坚持去找他（她），相信我，总有一天，你会被拉黑的", "question": "如果你真的忘不了一个人怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快看，那里有头牛，赶紧拍下啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2nO9icMU6mFbwYWdTTnOqNRAkqmk7PTXU0g3z9n1h9fyfsKNUEloOxkTMmLLdevaXdwic5aK9nS6A"}
{"text": "马到成狗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "你太胖了，但主要是我们性格不合。。。", "question": "女友太胖，怎样提出分手比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有我没有男朋友！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KC5iaiaDHgEGPNAyJcHib92vSMJYGvfkdH3Y2OmvgCWJmwnThe9QGQlbKg"}
{"text": "再加一勺黑芝麻喝完就能变回黑发了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "所以您被美人鱼带走才一个月是吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibYcia3ic4gA6GTNff99sNTk3Picj5gmMj0QafaO7tjKKrEKicxVS5ZCETicQ"}
{"text": "真的假面骑士出现了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315794"}
{"text": "当男子厕所被使用时，学校会广播通知。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "在巧克力上涂上薄荷膏。", "question": "这是非常危险的，请不要模仿。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4818615"}
{"text": "所以你是在道歉吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6459259"}
{"text": "呼～总算到服务区了～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwgvcfadqkj30ci0elju2"}
{"text": "《生物 七年级下册》第 9 页。原来我不是爸妈从垃圾堆里捡来的，真的是高兴哭了。", "question": "第一本看哭你的书是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "练了一个月，影分身还是这么小", "question": null, "star": 709, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbrdnk0iz3j61401hcqbl02"}
{"text": "索隆和鹰眼", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "早安邮件和晚安邮件", "question": "在学校时有些奇怪的规定。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5728578"}
{"text": "这附近有隐藏的方块哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JERJwVdrA9zx7owKUQCAPibVoxfD9wlX88OBYYrXrJ7NAOIcoYNDh7Tg"}
{"text": "是主人叫我开的啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8pcng0nooj30ci0elaf5"}
{"text": "「服务员！米饭怎么是蓝的？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq30707n9zj20au08ewg3"}
{"text": "上一个小朋友的愿望是想要一辆驯鹿马车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKyek2ia7IcFQ7bNI9Du2qbxHTbIkqRWdV3eg9m3Tb49jKia8jzic7kOlAg"}
{"text": "明星身长一米九左右，而且形象外貌光艳美丽。早晨，穿戴好衣帽，照了一下镜子，对他妻子说：「我和城北姜公比，谁演技更好呢？」他的妻子说：「您演技天下无双，姜公怎么能比得上您呢？」姜公是华国的演技最好的男子。明星不相信自己（比姜公更好），而又问他的经纪人：「我和姜公相比，谁演技更好呢？」经纪人说：「公哪能比得上您呢？」第二天，有投资人从外面来（拜访），（明星）与他相坐而谈，问他：「我和姜公比，谁演技更好呢？」投资人说：「姜公演技不如您。」又一天，明星看姜公演过的电影，自己认为演技不如姜公；照着自己的电影一比，更是觉得自己与姜公相差甚远。傍晚，他躺在床上休息时想这件事，说：「我的妻子赞美我演技好，是偏爱我；我的经纪人赞美我演技好，是害怕我；投资人赞美我演技好，是有事情要求于我。」", "question": "明星真的不知道自己演的是烂片吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "核废水排放后，有的小孩子蛋蛋都长到了头上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNRaymysC8nwsPx7JqAChpwz32nMdIkxZM5G0pkmfs9k47iagYEpj4hLQ"}
{"text": "我更想在天空中自由飞翔。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6791159"}
{"text": "下面经过主席台的是…", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "男儿裆自强", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3Hv7vjdiceuV5AicWEFZGxyAwlGw6G0En0cwP5VNSUpQR76XmK4rHOaug"}
{"text": "把手机上的电量显示图标抠出来了怎么放回去，急！在线等", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tQZq0OkkO7LYcSb3icdWkaAC7nAyqvMryQQ1dQibn8nR9BKp0zbVXop0Q"}
{"text": "碰上彩虹，吃定彩虹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TJJWt8XhLemCArGqfZbXdxszHkAwtRt9QrYDYficAEQkt1hWTIz303iaQ"}
{"text": "因为看不顺眼开始互相超度起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQ1uDBCmyvTdXS6kHaTwFLw0BpyAsuib81YKXsUhxgMTwDaXeTHTbibqZQ"}
{"text": "都说了我对93号汽油过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibSryGPC33G8YVzklO0iakibLCUClHh9ibhibDwDHtibqqTh2SXChWoicR2Bwg"}
{"text": "女儿们在门口迎接严重谢顶的爸爸下班回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt4oav7ej20an0aljsg"}
{"text": "从目前落地情况和各路 AI 独角兽的经营情况看，搞 AI 的面临失业的问题，要比 AI 带来失业的问题更严峻。", "question": "AI 真的会带来大规模失业吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我觉得不太适宜公开，你男朋友现在已经是部级领导了，再往上走走就是副国级，我觉得会对他的仕途有影响。", "question": "我是学生会的干事，男朋友是部长，这段恋情该不该公开？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学校里打架还要受罚，下次还是去地球吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHiaZgBicl4cN96yibR4AmItUdIyDRDRKZWqf0y2a2CssvAgjaNn0mVN5rw"}
{"text": "《黑暗骑士不哭》", "question": "如果林俊杰、周杰伦、五月天合作一首歌会是什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "免费玩家的起始可选形象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzbfGmfOz6UgYteu2ic4DcNbiaGv5gCfBn2np6bEkg2PNfK9AicCRu4ku5A"}
{"text": "从魔法灯中召唤出来，展示了身材后就消失了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387028"}
{"text": "司机的状态不稳定。", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "派遣员工", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "网络文章构成：卖肉图片+干货+广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZR8Q4IV8MDJhgpRBwCBRRvLE7hCvNYSzWlwTQBxKQdkYZGuxeU8BcYA"}
{"text": "我：「xx，记得把 xxxx 做一下，下周三之前交给我。有没有问题？」员工：「嗯。」 我：「xx，上周跟你说的事情，你记得做哈，后天就周三了。」员工：「嗯。」 我：「xx，那件事情做好了吧，拿给我一下。」员工：「我没做。」我：「怎么了？」员工：「我觉得没有必要。」", "question": "哪个瞬间让你想要辞退下属？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抱歉，我可以用手机的YouTube吗？这里没有Wi-Fi。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4245865"}
{"text": "三岁的孩子不想从游乐园回家，变得不高兴。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4724356"}
{"text": "大人的澡堂游戏规则", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255083"}
{"text": "胃里比较滑吧。", "question": "为什么虾仁炒鸡蛋叫滑蛋虾仁？ 哪里滑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "兴冲冲地开始行动了，所以要保密。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3666260"}
{"text": "无论对谁，都能平等相待的人的比例。", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "绑匪说等我把这些色号都说出来就放我走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWJD6dpF4Z1yQrWUKTLPa8wWic9Z6xJ0Pice02MyqY4o97tdFteSic3Q54g"}
{"text": "医生我还有救吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VCYh0ic4ic1bjPprqBQLEeSOhKkWEGcBJ8BHibfEc2PR7PFibFruwEqeicFg"}
{"text": "先别吃，我还没点餐，这是上一家的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mOVqMEk6gX5kXTqoDhEdOTSgJsRKZpr9axRsfP4JAqdMcWtdMmPmNGA"}
{"text": "好的吧……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4239337"}
{"text": "动了的人会变成树", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB51LORmQUXX0oc5vu5NBdrV9DKBia4qibKdgaxSfCLmKNNUuAjSbStHO3Q"}
{"text": "我在家一晚上开两罐可乐都不用征求老婆意见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2Wr4qDK2RaeOh3ibaeRZo7cF0cE8Uyn46ibSY9EMnFFuU3ISDFgibRPiaKQWQ"}
{"text": "有人吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "放假回来一天也不知道挪挪，就知道玩手机，你看你同龄的孩子都生俩了！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "遇到了分身，先来场吵架。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7291927"}
{"text": "刚刚接到一个陌生电话，一个男的，开口就说：「你好，恭喜你中了二等奖 30 万！」我还没说话，他自己先哈哈哈大笑，接着又说：「不好意思，刚入这一行，第一次骗人，没忍住。」然后他挂了！过了一会儿他又打过来：「你好，哈哈哈，不好意思我还是没准备好。」嘟嘟嘟。第三次：「哈哈，不好意思打扰你两次，我确实是骗子，说中奖 30 万是骗人的，不过主管允许有 3 万的额度作为诱饵，我们两个人合作分了吧。」「有这好事？」「是的，不过你要先打两万做个样子。」今天我被骗两万。", "question": "有哪些「还有这种操作？」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他/她没有起床。", "question": "早安电视播出时，观众投诉蜂拥而至，到底发生了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6985983"}
{"text": "咱们继续讲迈克坏话嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhzuxbodt4j30ci0elgme"}
{"text": "我想吃猪排！不，我要吃烧肉！一定是炒牛肉吧！哈哈，等一下，我会好好地给大家解决的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6636646"}
{"text": "我明白了哦，大婶子。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "340461"}
{"text": "火化灭霸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Se05R8gBic1e6t1VnNUXZlaB3nXxWr9yCl4MkQT8icc0NUicM3iaeMMD4SXx1P9l0Huib5BkCU2mWqyhw"}
{"text": "初学者的智慧时间", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5274779"}
{"text": "感觉题主是在黑《康熙微服私访记》。", "question": "作为女性，你如何看待一个各方面表现均接近完美却不拒绝肉体出轨的恋人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好大的筷子啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6292688"}
{"text": "火化炉够大的。可是骨灰怎么分啊。", "question": "德国一火葬场公告称「为节约能源，5 具遗体凑一组才能火化」，如何看待此事？德国能源问题有多严重？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "越睡颜色越变，好吃！太棒了！", "question": "请不要让我难堪/为难我。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2492390"}
{"text": "坐下！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4794652"}
{"text": "你是想娶我女儿的那个，去年之前还是我的儿子呢！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1274833"}
{"text": "包装怎么都撕不开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RcbwjUsFxqOcK0icPNFKTjniaFuOWLtFm8NANcU68WUwMGedwJblbS8ib9jicn4NNvRia6zPFtM43PeDw"}
{"text": "记得有一年女生节，清华和北大好像有个什么女生节活动。主要是清华男生和北大女生参加活动，看电影还是什么记不清了。然后我看到有个北大的男生发朋友圈说：“又到了一年一度隔壁男生假装喜欢女生的日子了。”", "question": "北京大学和清华大学的学生是怎么「互损」的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摄影师赢得了比赛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5502341"}
{"text": "在我小腿上找路的蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY35YwibcvFptCWPaN6khrMa09QtxXtrDmTjHnficibGsR7E8ROArogCz10g"}
{"text": "功课没有做完怎么能睡着呢，不故完明天您孙子要挨骂的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn92gd8SK65IewQZmCibavvtFib77sYUiaEDwtgJs1chV2ns6kkHX15LPZlA"}
{"text": "A片初体验", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f90krp5w9vj20gd0dmjsl"}
{"text": "白跑一趟，本来是来帮忙的，但据说只待了三分钟就走了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3375180"}
{"text": "虽然飞得很高，但是却回不来。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6845998"}
{"text": "延长", "question": "可爱的孩子在被抱着的时候的感受。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1837601"}
{"text": "没有网络支付的原始人只能求助别人帮买饮料", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "你现在是不是特别孤独，所以你安慰自己特别强大。", "question": "越是强大的人内心越是孤独吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "弯曲的心。", "question": "别在吸管上加这种功能！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7072405"}
{"text": "上周被炒的采购担当山本的复仇开始了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0bpj92ohhj30ci0elgqc"}
{"text": "大概会在这里加速吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1DowLtsa9aNiczNkQI37mtKAfgekmicibpPLJhnBJJVSibvyHOE66fcarqw"}
{"text": "无论任何情况都每天坚持帮妻子倒垃圾的模范丈夫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1enlzlmr731j20b409uac4"}
{"text": "牙签VS牙缝里的韭菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0he85vu0rj30ci0elq60"}
{"text": "没有这个抱枕我会睡不着的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx47DgGicZup5bfibB9RDFZPOlY35HeQ7FE3Lv3Xgot20gxvqXZpxuwbMAw"}
{"text": "顾客，你男朋友的分手手续已经办好了。是因为他出轨了吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6483570"}
{"text": "回声照片奇妙地逼真。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5284218"}
{"text": "白胡子给我贴歪了！！！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "诶？是不是搞错了？不是DJ KOO吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494325"}
{"text": "室友对学校一男生一见钟情了，整天在耳边念叨他，不过由于学校人比较多，在路上没有再遇到过。前几天我们早上没有课，到了中午下去食堂打饭，才进食堂门口她突然激动地对我说：「天哪我看到他了，就是他就是他！你等下装作不认识我知不知！」然后以迅雷不及掩耳之势把她的饭卡塞到我手里，小碎步跟上去。等那男生打了饭，我的戏精室友就开始她的表演了。「同学，我刚刚下来忘记带饭卡了，你能帮我刷一下吗？我微信转账给你。」那男生虽然有点懵但还是很有礼貌地帮她刷了卡。「你微信号多少，我加你吧。」然后习惯地摸了下裤袋发现自己没带手机……「额，我手机也忘带了，要不你加我吧。」男生挠挠头：「我下来打饭也没带手机，要不算了吧，也不贵。」然后场面就十分尴尬……这时前面还要我装不认识她的智障室友突然拉着我：「没关系没关系，我室友在，她带了手机的。」男生一脸懵逼：「你室友在？？？你让我帮你刷卡？？？」", "question": "你见过哪些想强行化解尴尬后变得更加尴尬的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大概是十年前，去网吧管理公司，面试网吧店长。当时刚刚毕业，第一次去面试。去之前花了几个小时在网上做功课，记笔记和注意事项。然后奇葩的来了。面试大叔拿个本子，看一眼问我一个问题。我看一眼本子，回答大叔一个问题。我俩的问答，特么连顺序都没错。我记得全是答案，他问的全是标准问题。估计我俩准备面试的时候，搜索都是同一关键字《网吧店长需要注意什么》", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当老师说：有个同学成绩不好但是很乖全班同学的反应：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEk1Uo6EN83ia4EWqx2wr5XZM8c5t0BrCpYuK22bfNia8iboI5XWS4ujwUA"}
{"text": "野外露营先驱者用心经营", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "7008507"}
{"text": "等一下，我能去上个厕所吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrRHuJFGwKG7TcrMXw2CfIHSk90GJDCG9LttIkQOUfVBvQURhIzIpVrZg"}
{"text": "当着他父母的面，把他带到钢琴／电子琴／大字／钢笔字／奥数书面前，让他随便摆弄几下，然后由衷的对他父母赞扬：你孩子可真有天赋啊，不学XX真可惜了。。。从此你的世界就清静了", "question": "面对不听告诫的熊孩子，采取哪种方式最为合适，既可以让熊孩子受到教训，又不让自己显得缺乏风度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是样品，您先看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFuwIoFdf6unu2GRHkl4ibNEWnDNiaXic5OBzSibjSia6VM1DCZKpXLzuCiaNPQk3opLsxuyf8ibUbudjmg"}
{"text": "对每次开饭前都要表演一段机械舞的饲养员终于忍无可忍了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8icN1W4ZTSUNKyxFGxM0ugOprBkg4mbxHs05XkdAbdibZTj7sdWCm6cwQ"}
{"text": "上课时坐在窗边的你正在玩手机，你的班主任：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvVynX15Kgn55c9aVrr7w07dIcUOZ2ZrNTavSsUR5EDaS4DC1ibzDfsfg"}
{"text": "认识的人的名字……坏人用你不喜欢的人的名字……", "question": "编剧如何高效地给影视剧本中的人物起名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "室友不肯交空调费", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1DgInRR5COQ49CibjNpffFfVZe5ZI3H4FjIBO2p8HheZWGVesMn9icg5A"}
{"text": "哇！好凉快！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fsoo5pdrnoj20lt0jdwh5"}
{"text": "迟到啦！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7007828"}
{"text": "晕机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq3R7dHG6U7PNCz8iciaQ6EtmHoiazJAFqicusDMs6okQOLdUoTSWJBmn8FHA"}
{"text": "双子塔第一视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHnicEVE3G7xGqax4TkJoibs3UzlmFOEYdSYF0bl4iafLPNoBhDkz4KicDDQ"}
{"text": "　　王思聪告营销号是怎么回事呢？王思聪相信大家都很熟悉，但是王思聪告营销号是怎么回事呢，下面就让小编带大家一起了解吧。　　王思聪告营销号，其实就是王思聪打响法律对抗营销号第一枪，大家可能会很惊讶王思聪怎么会告营销号呢？但事实就是这样，小编也感到非常惊讶。　　这就是关于王思聪告营销号的事情了，大家有什么想法呢，欢迎在评论区告诉小编一起讨论哦！", "question": "如何看待王思聪要告营销号?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄在学习！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJf4su8AdcV3Jo96uOTCTUicglPDpJQUdnSP7yJnsrbGcAVTAy1kGThr7w"}
{"text": "老公回来一定会夸我的吧！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "一个看上去随时会倒下的老汉在颤抖着做事情。", "question": "深夜便利店的那些事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2803082"}
{"text": "以前宿舍有 4 个人，2 个来自山东，2 个来自河南。群名叫【鲁豫有约】。", "question": "你的宿舍群群名叫什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本养老院没有哪个老头愿意给您当沙袋了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kdpTRa2Y8dXysia9n4y7RNadfabmK4qvh9oVicyOrxeDKGw1Z23HpibzWw"}
{"text": "2+2=5", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "泼猴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkgumqpj20860bk75c"}
{"text": "吹飞蒲公英。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1662506"}
{"text": "我说哥们，要一起尿尿没问题，麻烦你冲那边好吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TZxFxvhkLvvVIibrEO5yF96sVGdnGYvibgEKlLXUKFZ2Maa0icpDbicrumQ"}
{"text": "男子汉大丈夫，等它长大再吃。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4792342"}
{"text": "明天去远足，睡不着觉。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5893000"}
{"text": "取完西经，终于可以吃掉了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pk2Qr4RYjoFDldveSYwH6HNjwKZhhONIFG0NloQFJVAq40Veu5Zo7NA"}
{"text": "味道很浓郁嘛，一定就在附近！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1ltizj20fx0eyae5"}
{"text": "12 年 ，去上海面试，过高铁安检。刚过去，那条萌萌的大金毛突然对着后面一位的包狂吠。当时后面那哥们和一群警察都吓住了，那狗是缉毒犬啊卧槽，大案子啊卧槽。直接拽过包，打开，一看…… 满满的牛肉干！金毛馋了卧槽！全场爆笑啊！然后！警察蜀黍一巴掌把狗拍得地上趴着去了……", "question": "安检人员曾检查出什么可怕 / 奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上自习！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLkickVbwPicslIibx2QuckaRMHqwB4SfQyN6yyiciaK6nHTGIeUSWdcH4Kkw"}
{"text": "面包的自我牺牲的故事。", "question": "向不知道安妮宝宝的人用不超过10个字简单解释。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4367695"}
{"text": "呵呵！你的攻击早已被我看穿！", "question": null, "star": 145, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1halwp72yhnj614019wn4f02"}
{"text": "第二天一定要好好道歉。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "有一个哥们每次说话都要很叼地来一句：\"For example\"，我一直都觉得也许他是英语好习惯了吧，直到有一天他话比较多，说了一句：\"For 两个zample\"。", "question": "英语里有哪些一说出来就知道他要装 X 的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大街上大喇叭广播：好消息！好消息！和《可爱颂》：依呦咪！依呦咪！", "question": "有没有哪两首音乐是因为巧合而十分相似？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "千万不要养！！！有一段时间我老公经常晚上加班，某天晚上我突发奇想带着我家大默去抽查一下，看看是不是真加班，还好，没有其它情况，我家狗子很热情的和他爹亲热了一下，然后我就带他去吃糖葫芦，顺便等他爹下班一起回家。第二天，上班，他们经理一大早就过来检查工作，看到我老公办公区地上有很多短的黑色毛发，不禁感慨这才是勤恳工作，对公司尽职尽责的好员工啊，居然辛苦的掉了这么多头发，榜样啊，表扬，发红包 哇哈哈哈，笑死我了。", "question": "为什么说黑色的拉布拉多不要养？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让给我吧！我就喜欢在智商上能压制我的男人！作为答谢，我可以介绍几个蠢货给你！", "question": "男朋友什么都懂，完全没办法在智商上压制他，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要看房时她出现在隔壁就能促成签约的传奇中介", "question": null, "star": 514, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0bnk1o7pfj60y219e7bg02"}
{"text": "好久不用的毛笔头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7q6Na0cQiaJBWF6Cm3Yq4aib6Hh0ibTJKV60CEMAr36tBFYjvMRskmIoQw"}
{"text": "「那个应该就是月球」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmia5z6GPuaJRR0pteoFtGfkiccDEgRrXTj1ZFqLKeYo6rk6o6yflegSbg"}
{"text": "果然智齿必须要拔掉啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaaTP5EraUOIAzHg9u2LOShSB06uUgqzDYxIUSvia6yWMCMn34wXICMnWg"}
{"text": "我不怕千万人阻挡 只怕自己投降", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "我关注的人里面有十几个回答了这个问题…你们藏的挺深啊……我还以为就我有.....", "question": "拥有一条龙是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近装修，选装修公司的时候，某公司说他们有一个装修全程监控软件，可以随时和设计师、工长等交流，可以监控进度情况，每日看到装修照片等等。我觉得这个很好啊，解决了没时间盯装修又不放心的问题。交钱装修！……结果，拉了一个微信群⊙▂⊙", "question": "有哪些看起来很高端的技术其实原理很暴力很初级？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "实验操作不规范。", "question": "男生什么样的行为让你觉得很没有安全感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家好！是我！这钱是假的！我是社会的笑柄！那么！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6701079"}
{"text": "你自己不也没熄灯吗？", "question": null, "star": 467, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghwjeaolfcj21351g7gt6"}
{"text": "把钱还给你爹，出去游历工作，一直到你不会问这样的问题时，再创业", "question": "我父亲给了我 1000 万创业资金，该怎么去经营一个互联网创业项目？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "教练眼中我的倒车入库空间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWwoONZ6VKGiayhIzXbanoz6lbsp5fq2aINyDTQm5hed4DDkynRicUSddA"}
{"text": "我们决定搬给地球人「最佳花式烧开水奖」。评语：在茫茫宇宙之中，智慧种族获取能量的方式千奇百怪，烧开水在某些智慧种族也曾经出现过，但是没有一个象地球人这样热衷于烧开水的。我们决定搬这个奖给地球人的理由是：他们通过各种方式获得能源资源，比如木材，煤炭，石油，天然气，太阳能，核裂变，核聚变等，但这些能源资源的使用目的就是烧开水。现在有请地球人代表上台领奖！有请地球人代表发表获奖感言！地球人代表泪流满面：我们他妈的点错科技树了！评论区 @哈撒改：各类发电站其实就是用各种能源把水烧成蒸汽。", "question": "外星人对地球有哪些会令地球人大吃一惊的刻板印象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，开始彩排了，来啦，是小李。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380389"}
{"text": "大意了，没有闪", "question": null, "star": 368, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "勾股定理应该是我们中国人最早发现吧，《周髀算经》", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "开了一家很棒的露天咖啡馆，但是没有客人来……“怎么办呢……”“有了！早餐配上鲑鱼和蜂蜜不就好了！”", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "3321579"}
{"text": "海边惊现远古巨人使用安全套化石！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibtNR2d2fGzqqfrVjRPicuoMCYlNW53mdbBZp2TQX7ymEuHib6O1KTsyww"}
{"text": "丈夫出差了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5911430"}
{"text": "先生VR坐在家里玩就可以了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodnNBAsamlicxXOzNX7piaNsSsHNEF6icXN2oFqAwNQZTia3lM1iaibXg7hvQog"}
{"text": "辛苦了！", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "吃了一大口雪糕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbM9hvUOYs2aicHg7MjDYB05UoicX2icBV2bwROfVrcyoYbicKIAurF3KoI4w"}
{"text": "弗利萨相信喝水、睡觉和第二天早上就能见效，但并没有效果。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4740922"}
{"text": "从长远利益来说，一人一瓶免费送，我相信马云活着出去不会亏待他的救命恩人。另一位属于维稳费用，保证他不会拼命来抢水。", "question": "同时在沙漠里的我和马云要渴死了，从你这里买两瓶水，你会怎么定价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是安卓做梦都梦不到的剧情。", "question": "假设苹果和微信相互封杀，剧情将如何发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们在屋形船上开了宴会，现在已经完全清醒了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1656113"}
{"text": "我自己贴不了育儿检查的标签，所以请人帮忙了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5442845"}
{"text": "我对你们公司开放的风格很感兴趣。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134984"}
{"text": "我既不是小夫也不是大雄，我是来打败你们的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6470714"}
{"text": "我第一次看到守护灵这么清晰地被拍下来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202165"}
{"text": "我的大学专业和我的工作内容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibSgxPVgrLc7qOTu3lX2w9RT7WMPBJWARBchw2vmliaQdtRViaAahiaLj2g"}
{"text": "显然，会遇到入睡困难。", "question": "人大代表建议「将高中生 22 点就寝写入未成年人保护法」，这在实行过程中或将遇到哪些困难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发小其父姓张，其母姓钟。其父约定照顾其母一生一世。遂将其取名：张照钟。然后，伴随他一生的外号你们应该都知道了。", "question": "给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接下来该拆哪栋好呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytGVD1P7TWdqWGCDd3hvVvQOygVfMLjmHicHt3EUHDTgLhibxQm7dNVQj6g"}
{"text": "保质期？那无所谓，吃掉吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6573859"}
{"text": "你这个人没有个性啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4446391"}
{"text": "店员怎么了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6741328"}
{"text": "很荣幸请到了百年老校的创校元老", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKywib4cffaTf986kjQSXx8pr5KibqzucF6iaobovonI07v0J98fV4Ivvyw"}
{"text": "雷霆雨露，皆是天恩。", "question": "怎样理解猫被你摸得很享受的样子，但过会就无情地咬你?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“我再讲两句。”", "question": "你听过的最绝望的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真送我了吗？", "question": null, "star": 292, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gocuhxudazj60u010hh0r02"}
{"text": "虽然大家都不看好夜婚，但是在深夜却有人愿意评价我的傻话，真是个知音。", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "360 弹窗告诉我，它刚刚帮我拦截了一个弹窗。", "question": "有哪些脑残的产品设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "37度5", "question": null, "star": 908, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggva99meklj211y1d37dq"}
{"text": "保护鸟蛋的鸟妈妈", "question": null, "star": 254, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnqhng9575j611y11hgsc02"}
{"text": "大郎，该吃药了", "question": "如果你穿越了，最不想听见什么话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "入职前：老板说我吃香喝辣还能少的叫你们？入职后：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBMlkqVWXjHjPTueP62MlLnZIU0NnL4icZQRRbpf6ibKtp4IAFZm8iaBykA"}
{"text": "全体逮捕", "question": "警察如果去参加相亲，可能会做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738477"}
{"text": "我意识到昨天买了自行车。", "question": "骑自行车上坡后发现的问题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312045"}
{"text": "既然你是「农村的，思想比较保守」，那为什么又会有「不想跟人家结婚，却又跟人谈恋爱」这么「开放」的行为呢？", "question": "女朋友比我大 6 岁，我该和她结婚吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只是因为乱按住院部的呼叫器……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef9dcr35e7j20b409k75b"}
{"text": "终于可以呕了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "说的好像老年人听劝一样。", "question": "为什么年轻人不听劝，非要吃了亏才会得到教训？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大夫！那个整容的病人回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibUrYEM1MZbbclExVBfaR7Y1Bw3exRmQTbQesVhS4P8gnzUWPXOYdicGA"}
{"text": "这个题目无法提交。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "林子大了什么嘴都有！！！", "question": "乐事薯片有没有注意到自己出那么多奇怪又好吃的口味？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "替全宿舍的人喊到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3x2YO8VTy5TwpEDlJATRSkbCicmXqflNKlabvU4YibFiaRlV25sGCBuMdQ"}
{"text": "听我说。也许吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1609384"}
{"text": "三只小猪全盖了稻草屋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpupmvauyej30ci0eln4d"}
{"text": "没事，您说话我从不往心里去。", "question": "怎么反驳「我这人说话就是直，你不要生气」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高中时给一妹子写了一封热情洋溢的情书，第二天又写了一封严肃的信教育她好好学习不要谈恋爱", "question": "你做过哪些「行为艺术」的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说完「我只尝一口」后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9gak9xgztj30ci0elq6w"}
{"text": "牙齿都快掉了，硬得不得了。", "question": "这种糖我讨厌！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5968746"}
{"text": "妈妈走之前你在玩手机，妈妈回来的时候你在玩手机，所以你玩了一天手机。", "question": "有哪些让你啧啧称奇的推理题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不仅仅是海君，游君也在这里。", "question": "在海里遇到超大鲨鱼时，有些事情知道会很方便。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584484"}
{"text": "犯人「箱子里真放了赎金吗！打开看看！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu6t4i1vlfj30ci0el42g"}
{"text": "我的重要的打包电话被叫做功能手机。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "刚吵完架的夫妻看到电视里亲热的镜头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZs0es2CFVXAdQibmqdUdYaPN5DibRTnMpnnZGsIcViaQ2VhfqdL7G1gFRA"}
{"text": "实验成功了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6815614"}
{"text": "被这种蓝色的光照到会死，真的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7016129"}
{"text": "名字叫“怕走夜路”的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicgPic2zRnXLClXHF22sMkpegoUibyCfeWITAQVNygSZAe34EtTicM2ECdQ"}
{"text": "这个问题是对中国女权运动比较沉重的一次打击。", "question": "男女朋友同居，女方有必要出房租吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拉动农村 GDP，提高村民荣誉感的行为。", "question": "广东一考生伪造清华大学录取通知书，其家人不知情，曾在村中庆祝，如何评价这种行为？他将受到怎样的处罚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？你不是刚才那边那个死人吗？", "question": null, "star": 516, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gztalftgh1j60u00uotcd02"}
{"text": "一件小事，在泰国某景区水果店，摊主用中文提醒我们：不买别捏。", "question": "中国人在泰国人心中是什么地位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不小心把打车叫成了代驾，但司机还是咬牙完成了这一单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WwshUEet7icjo805WBqy82nwxVMCW2CicIMn5nS7HkN9ibdKiaEShlBRabg"}
{"text": "闹钟没电了", "question": null, "star": 254, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "快起来，我儿子快被你坐扁了！", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "本科在读，兼职。很多人说，学生不想看直播，老师不想做主播。这是真的。你遇到过那种憨憨学生吗？你提问学生，他突然就不动了，装作自己网络很卡来逃避提问。体会过那种学生躺在床上听课的尴尬吗？多穿点，求你了！！你体会过上课的时候，学生家的猫突然扑过来吓你一跳吗？更尴尬的是，学生还 NM 抱着猫上课。你一边上课一边打王者以为我不知道？？我 TM 不要面子吗？？？更难过的是，自己精心备课，做好了 ppt，学生突然说不上课了，或者干脆失踪鸽了你，难过不难过？我有一句 FUCK 不知当讲不当讲。", "question": "作为教师，你开始线上教学了吗？感觉怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈，我的隐形眼镜掉出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1S3APyH4pA1KiakO9hgf0hZ9jQwYznBs1znmTKW1oVfyxkA4ib0CKBODw"}
{"text": "鬼灭之刃 炭治郎", "question": "把一个知名角色的名字改一下，试着弱化看看。", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "6792041"}
{"text": "妈妈说这顿留着明天吃，不过现在舔舔应该没事吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8PzynRFYbmpeXtMu9byTxOsvJWuRuibDzR9bY1SThR05umaSmxu1Koibw"}
{"text": "当然要送，而且要多送（如果确实有条件），这样孩子就会经常问xx叔叔怎么还不来啊好想xx叔叔，完爆孩子亲爸", "question": "前女友的小孩，该不该送压岁钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男朋友留在我手心里，说危难时才能打开的原来是个屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtY0kvI8WbdR8JO3kgNibP35eY42XQmSQXkn2ytHrHrt2CZwKU4eJSDlw"}
{"text": "「情敌。」", "question": "男老师的妻子被称之为「师母」，那怎么称呼女老师的丈夫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从奶奶家去了趟风俗街", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "这要看聘礼里面包含不包含哆啦 A 梦了。", "question": "如果你是静香，你会选择大雄吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大哥！足球再借半个小时好么？这场欧冠决赛踢完马上还！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LJ63aVTtMPuibOJic9kces3YiaicWqBpbxxUdRY0IKBaVy6QZwttWMDibYeg"}
{"text": " 高中早恋，为了不让爸妈发现引起不必要的悲剧，我把女朋友的微信号备注改成了\"羽哥\"。从此以后我叫她羽哥，她叫我刘妹。后来每次我妈问和谁聊天，我都会装作若无其事的样子，说：\"羽哥，我在学校要好的哥们\"。有一次放学回家，妈妈大发雷霆，因为她看了我和羽哥的聊天记录，暧昧的话语让她觉得我心理有问题，周末还带我看了心理医生，我把事情如实和医生说了，并让他保密。医生答应了，于是用一堆专业名词忽悠了爸妈，意思是我没事，这是年轻人的聊天风格。但爸妈还是不放心，三天两头去学校找老师打听我的情况。后来因为早恋被班主任发现，还叫了家长，双方父母到办公室后脸上都乐开了花，班主任和我俩都是一脸懵。从此以后爸妈再也不去学校打听我的情况了，还经常给我钱，让我给女朋友买点东西。一天晚上，听见爸妈在卧室说：儿子心理健康就行。在办公室双方父母笑得那么开心的场景映入眼帘，我想她妈妈大概也是这么想的吧…… ", "question": "情侣间女生叫男生哥哥，男生该怎么叫女朋友?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在我旁边的主持人", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "我曾经有个家教叫张鹏，他说他上大学的时候，有次学校考试按照姓氏排考场，他们整个考场都叫张鹏……", "question": "有一个特别普遍、特别多重名的名字是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "露天浴室还有很远啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgAPqkoTEcbK503UpgEdbb2MCI5BrjbQo9SKYQkPR14pKfstbibFXiajIg"}
{"text": "这两个人以前来过大阪。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6870762"}
{"text": "你参加《黄金拼图》吗？什么，扑克牌？随便哪个都可以啦，反正很快就消失了。哈哈哈哈哈......", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3905260"}
{"text": "道我睡着了也是这个熊样？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3sd5u0pj20fx0eaach"}
{"text": "夹在查克和丁子之间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3275316"}
{"text": "谷歌地图真好用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwX3AjzRyx5GR2APtz2m803mqeEZGRChDXmFP5tXzgfjqGstEKjDnXJyQ"}
{"text": "不吃我就开枪了", "question": null, "star": 130, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "把这个文件夹放进去后又回到了原来的位置。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2577756"}
{"text": "我有个朋友说过，喜欢大胸是本能，喜欢贫乳才是审美。", "question": "有些男生喜欢贫乳女生的原因有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种时候就不要玩捆绑play啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtxlajPfqN7KqYnVdLZ7py0nbyM7x35xVWplgl0tSgmbpKXrx45gibjtw"}
{"text": "我将儿子的权力分给了他的一半，并与他成为了朋友。", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "为什么别人的笔可以签在支票上，而我的笔只能在试卷上答题。。。你觉得自己的日子过得不那么高大上，和 iPad 有什么关系？", "question": "为什么广告里的 iPad 用途各种高大上，而作为消费者的我们却当玩具？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天要吃一个：黑蒜～ 特别好吃 养胃这那的 70多块钱一罐不是说，yue～", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "怎么可能会有人踩到香蕉皮摔..", "question": null, "star": 121, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gplmp9isqjj610c1cg10202"}
{"text": "有的 我就遇到过 而且是重复了好几次 我晚上睡之前给我女朋友打电话 结果一个男的接的 确认了好几次号码没错 再打过去又换了另一个男的接的", "question": "中国通讯三巨头有没有电话号码会重复的可能性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也喜欢。因为黑 iPhone X 确实比白色的好看。", "question": "为什么有些人喜欢黑 iPhone X？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我尝了尝酱油的味道。", "question": "首相岸田在YouTube上开了频道。他发布的第一个视频是_。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7150091"}
{"text": "这是准备偷你手机，报警吧！！！", "question": "一个玩的比较好的女生，把我手机密码改成了她的生日还顺便设置了指纹，这是什么行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次要做什么饮料的清版呢？「试过红酒怎么样？」", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3626202"}
{"text": "可爱的鸡妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6271985"}
{"text": "只有在动物医院有其他狗的时候，它才会显得从容不迫。", "question": null, "star": 2209, "type": "I2T", "image": "387655"}
{"text": "公共电动人力车", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6788376"}
{"text": "这是你五年前的空间说说", "question": null, "star": 93, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "演唱中老有人问厕所在哪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6y50qp9woj30ci0eldhc"}
{"text": "说了不要乱扔量角器玩！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hgw7vu0ij5j30ci0elt9z"}
{"text": "记得我高考之前我妈给我买了一条紫色的裤头，上面有一个大大的对号，说高考的时候穿这个「紫腚赢」……之后我爸和我妈大吵了一架……", "question": "高考的时候，你爸妈反应「正常」吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小规模的温室植发试验", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXBql7KpJ1ZnHkE7rJzy5Yapib3LcXuNvyscfXgXlXkibw8icw52ju0NcUg"}
{"text": "你是实在找不到其他工作了吗？", "question": "再次面试五年前的公司，公司要求我退回当时给的补偿金，否则不能入职，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在房间里挨骂时 家里的其他兄弟", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "六年三班的值日生看看你们擦的什么窗台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWkBCibNH75ciaN9sZeqvgmsxHZmM1G3nWDr8IZODxynFvdicY2DDfqVoxg"}
{"text": "快回家吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846493"}
{"text": "古代遗迹的角落出土的竹蜻蜓残骸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfHvjBhLSIVYvqUzpV4C46kFldVDPhoYHP4mOJbslBqq8rTT228MVSe2Q"}
{"text": "准时下班的打工人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goskm1dwjfj30ci0elwk0"}
{"text": "周一是最后的星期一。", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "去你的吧皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOk2fhocOQdib7z070SuwBVS7t1IZQE5pfUbIPKn96Ccl9ic2Qia63HgO8ibg"}
{"text": "小脚趾撞到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1el4rrz1ltpj20b30btmyf"}
{"text": "有一个细节，哈 1 里面小伙伴们去闯守护魔法石的关卡，在魔鬼藤那一关的时候赫敏慌了，说魔鬼藤怕火，可是这里没有火柴，罗恩笑话她：「火柴？赫敏你到底是不是巫师？」到哈 7 的时候，他们去尖叫屋，经过打人柳，要戳那个疤，罗恩说，可是这里没有木棍，赫敏说：「木棍？罗恩你到底是不是巫师？」看到这我笑了半天～", "question": "《哈利波特》中有什么巧妙的伏笔和细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新闻快报", "question": "我觉得这里很适合装傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6963068"}
{"text": "这是这里吗？啊...不, 再下面一点点...嗯，就是那里！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4796835"}
{"text": "刷新了历史上的最高拍卖价格。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3697063"}
{"text": "奥特曼走了吗", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "除了恶心的要求，没有任何意义。", "question": "以“一”开头并以“一”结尾的词语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2301057"}
{"text": "沙保里应该就是这样吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4800368"}
{"text": "中岛总是引诱我打棒球。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506122"}
{"text": "在节目里找的，然后找到了哦！你朋友的朋友！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7012737"}
{"text": "「呦吼~呦吼~」『抱歉了主人！我家小猫咪不懂事！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr8rzs2ahuj30ci0eltfi"}
{"text": "先下手为强。", "question": "如果有一天发现和柯南住一个酒店，该如何自救？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大多是老师发现。然而这个老师又大多是班主任。那么班主任是怎么发现的呢？实况模拟一天，一场大考完了，成绩下来，班主任找你谈话：「看，谈恋爱耽误学业吧，你看看你这次多少名，你再看看你对象成绩也掉了不少，你对象成绩在哪？」你伸手指了指你对象的成绩。然后班主任邪魅一笑。然后就没有然后了。", "question": "早恋都是怎样被家长发现的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "顾千帆上大号说话。", "question": "《梦华录》第十四集赵盼儿为什么莫名其妙就生气了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Satoshi: Where did Takashi and Pikachu go? Okiya: Umm... I don't like kids as perceptive as you.", "question": null, "star": 699, "type": "I2T", "image": "1881961"}
{"text": "胖虎（特等席）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtl6jojaddj30ci0el77p"}
{"text": "毒苹果不管用吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4777861"}
{"text": "我两万多的貂一上身就开始热血沸腾了，效果杠杠的！！", "question": "到底什么材料的衣服是最保暖的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "悲伤得跳起了太空步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvBaD20EJiabubZqxNQkNNJFNibMreSGiaG8MDViaw8c64JrWDF2K7wrn4jA"}
{"text": "上学的时候大家都穷，电脑都买不起，宿舍里只有一个家伙，有一台神州（划掉）舟牌笔记本电脑，质量非常堪忧，有一次大家在宿舍想看电影了。发现电脑自带的喇叭几乎听不清电影里面人物在说什么。也没有外置的喇叭，于是大家一人掏出一个听诊器，贴在电脑上听。", "question": "医学生能硬核到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小指被砸了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6890354"}
{"text": "淘宝买的屁到货了", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "这眼镜的度数好高啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6096045"}
{"text": "明明这么美，可为什么就是不能种菜呢？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "哎呀，被抢先了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDsV00CibTN4t4ocNbbXgtBvpOTol2Tic2R6KJ1CFiaXXUQMUbs2p88ZxwQ"}
{"text": "剪刀手千夜工作室！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7297602"}
{"text": "因为是教会的大扫除，所以请你拿着灯。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388938"}
{"text": "考理综前，班级群名叫：清华北大学生交流群考完以后，立马改成：2017 届高考生交流群", "question": "你加过什么奇葩的微信群？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢把战利品装饰在身上的原始部落", "question": null, "star": 274, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbehfmtg9kj61401hcjy302"}
{"text": "每次妈妈说出去打麻将了，我都期待着晚上可以吃到麻酱。可以她每次回来都两手空空，没有带回来一瓶麻酱。", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以德报怨，何以报德？", "question": "平日醉生梦死、浑浑噩噩的毕业生怎么找到工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你无驾照却开新车，你才是真正的恶人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6838069"}
{"text": "迟到，迟到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6890354"}
{"text": "哈哈哈...哈...什么？", "question": "我很快就喘不过气来，该怎么办呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366004"}
{"text": "虽然知道秘密的敏感部位，但女人的感觉点却不知道。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7275836"}
{"text": "这是只猫。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5422078"}
{"text": "老板，你们这厕所在哪里？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RaGJJS2lUeoIf3db7Cy43y9vIcrSLWqheq09CoRj8EVBibgT5HhPSyrOHicK7DNhOgZQZ4o6xTUv2w"}
{"text": "三英战吕布", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl00O2E2IYOPdUBeMPpNwDzvhib3HiaQDdgzBnp6mMbjjG90rhObuE6qp9w"}
{"text": "有啊，想上卫生间就赶紧去，不要憋着。", "question": "曾蹦过极的你，世界观是否因此有了更新？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksRB91IBRiamGpPTJM4jeiaW2970OcIfgNDztoaXibYAzndsqaNjonnov9Q"}
{"text": "我感觉到背后有鬼魂的气息，但是我没有圣水，所以只好先洒点饮料水。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378271"}
{"text": "此处有隐藏砖块", "question": null, "star": 232, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gluhloyz80j61170zotiu02"}
{"text": "明天的新干线还不通车吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313873"}
{"text": "“我一次只能处理一坨屎！”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "这塞北的雪。", "question": "我爱你，后面再接一句话，你会接什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这样是浇不灭爱情的火焰的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ervww8x4u2j20az08m401"}
{"text": "打碎花瓶的往前一步", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "好满啊♥️", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232637"}
{"text": "妈的击鼓传花要惩罚唱歌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KYfFlaXv7QyN5WzB3Pb78rZLic6JFoCSrN7H0fHhC0DVbHbpC4yicoGibA"}
{"text": "从扫地机器人上掉下来已经过去三天了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1829346"}
{"text": "错过那个女孩就只能和老板在拐角相撞了！", "question": null, "star": 48, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "七根豆芽。", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "满员的萨瓦纳八木独奏音乐会开始五分钟了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4773691"}
{"text": "我爸。他上个月告诉我他往一个奇蠢无比的手游里充过一万多块钱。大概两周前他告诉我，最近他正和他的朋友忙着收购这家游戏公司的股份。", "question": "网游消费上万元是怎样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Siri今天心情不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicBL3YeVGhoqVmLFaMepn9Zbt2EuNw6NYTG8QzQhWvEficIw7BdPAq3uibCsmv475ibhhjsq5ARDibgA"}
{"text": "辛苦工作回家的照英。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7000493"}
{"text": "如果一方是燕双鹰，另一方要么挂了，要么枪里没子弹。", "question": "两人拿枪互指脑袋，一方突然开枪，另一方有时间反击吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "之前去丽江旅游，感觉海拔很高有点缺氧。导游说：“大家旅行的时候多喝点水，水里面有氧元素能补充氧气的。”当时还在念初二的我惊呆了。还想起了自己小学时候，一个大哥哥告诫我小孩子不要老是玩磁铁，以后会得缺铁性贫血的。吓死劳资了。", "question": "你都见过什么样的理科盲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "模仿挨批哥哥的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8e499gtr1j20g00fgjuk"}
{"text": "别动！老子今天说什么也得射中这只麻醉针", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7b2kNcGHDgR6lwZibeEH6RPH2BnQGibhq7WMicwtdNeAWpX5PatXoq9AfA"}
{"text": "您好，我来提供叫醒服务。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "主人，他们说要取你狗命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5CiclfO9On1yjfdcuqaCeQ9Z2YXzY4wWCv5boicTW8n4pA9vBfZyItTZQ"}
{"text": "瞬间减重10公斤的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibMAPicVmMwIY9rcZ3BnLQdgCghbslC1J7gOLxhugkcoJ4FRlr7B7SbUA"}
{"text": "班上的男生总是很会利用时间。", "question": "请问能告诉我三年级K班贤者老师的第一感动故事吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4049959"}
{"text": "会来打网球，所以偷偷跑来看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxx5e1tpgxj20or0x0ahj"}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀，就差一点点就要打出全垒打了。", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "心不定，脚不动。", "question": "你认为怎么样算是虚度人生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "逗哏的不知道，反正以前我试图捧哏，结果就是我出去了。", "question": "如果以相声的形式在课堂授课会是怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "排了将近三十分钟的队，可是当热腾腾的章鱼烧摆在眼前时，才发现钱包没带。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1653812"}
{"text": "已经单身二十载，如今又得从头来！", "question": "如果你保留了现在的记忆并回到了小学的课堂上，你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "安倍晋三是总理大臣。", "question": "请用不超过0个字的方式讲一个可怕的故事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5114786"}
{"text": "保镖看到安倍相关的地狱笑话但要忍住不笑出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3JVU3PIIBo8ytT20ybvowl7sXibiaIHYIl13gwzDhpksftQcGHC7Dk2lQ"}
{"text": "我想幸福。", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "当一个人说要炸了某地火车站时，警察叔叔会出动；当一个人说要炸了整个地球时，人们会投来同情的目光。", "question": "为什么大家说沉迷韩剧的妹纸不切实际，却不说沉迷二次元的汉纸不切实际？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不行，这里是宜家啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxZcJdWpTfD5NibagaBPr0X1Jow7iaoEOicLg9ViayrIxXm6gLgsNibuDkTKA"}
{"text": "明天就过期了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5Lib4Sm6D4iaqsSHicHdDJsKEOab4mHQkGLvvvfBrRoibBRTTDWfsRhl8k1g"}
{"text": "8月3日，终于长出了猫草。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "289676"}
{"text": "禁止穿拖鞋。", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "又过服务区了。", "question": null, "star": 1014, "type": "I2T", "image": "5671812"}
{"text": "伊藤美诚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGc1rcWX8gzrve7qibofQicmvemOOmia0JfVLoFcDunt1Ox8XkibSgoK1FgA"}
{"text": "有走光哦。", "question": "能否请你尽量简洁地介绍一下你推荐的深夜动画？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2647997"}
{"text": "能变黑。", "question": "大学军训真的能改变一个人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "室友说他喜欢低头看不到脚尖的，该不会是我叭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcPYp8HLCvr0gge19TD780J8gdAgGZibp9N4gPhMPs8kjShZricYqbCU0A"}
{"text": "我将成为第一个村民！", "question": "如果海贼王的角色们参加掷镖旅行的话！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5381082"}
{"text": "新时代", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484998"}
{"text": "在被风吹动的淡蓝色天空下穿着运动服。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4268764"}
{"text": "不闻、不说、不见。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175837"}
{"text": "你觉得你能活着从这里回去吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3928615"}
{"text": "书包被强力胶粘腿上了", "question": null, "star": 330, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm9ghbg0jmj60yn1a7ai602"}
{"text": "闻到雨的味道了，我们还是别散步了吧。我的鼻子很灵的，能闻出来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6410970"}
{"text": "我终于有猫了！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicUOsVIRmsPnb7kZVaHmQKlqicdwpfUfkprXJKdowhThuRuiaptaPrP7MA"}
{"text": "你没有梦想。", "question": "请让我哭一会儿，梦百合的CEO。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6991196"}
{"text": "马云的经验知识，可能就是告诉你要选这一千万。", "question": "马云这类大佬的经验与知识和一千万你选哪个?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不小心把怪兽扔去了住宅区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6r7babcldj30ci0eltbv"}
{"text": "「这是那边的窗玻璃」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9nbx0d8k8j20aq0bgabc"}
{"text": "什么？21:30就不接受订单了吗？那就来一杯拉面吧，我想让女儿也尝一尝。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4693307"}
{"text": "蕾雅丝的cosplay有点不一样。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5837660"}
{"text": "男朋友拍的最左边的我", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "网购薯片", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "如果努力只是为了比上富家子弟，那才是真的没意义。", "question": "很多人努力一辈子也比不上有些富家子弟，那他努力的意义又何在？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油，翻了翻，翻了翻。", "question": "相扑比赛在雪中进行，只有术语和人声。", "star": 1492, "type": "T2T", "image": "5810279"}
{"text": "这个家伙真够精明的啊！就这样打下去，'嘎嘣'疼死了！哎呀，两辆出租车都不够用呢！”“我老婆，真是不得了啊？”", "question": null, "star": 47788, "type": "I2T", "image": "2113765"}
{"text": "从地面波消失了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3995337"}
{"text": "我以为你很久没回来了，又要出去吗？...在这样的雨天。那个女人有那么好吗？！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070615"}
{"text": "捉迷藏时:遮住眼睛他就看不到我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "对不起！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3786445"}
{"text": "没结婚。", "question": "可惜的新婚旅行因为某个原因泡汤了，发生了什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1973021"}
{"text": "在拍广告呢，遇见彩虹……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "我放这的包子少了3个！你们都把嘴张开！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqj7lplpmwj209j0ak775"}
{"text": "视频办公的习惯改不过来了", "question": null, "star": 555, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gin0ecectkj60u00vljwf02"}
{"text": "第一次探亲假，班长说：探亲回家路上别穿军装！ 舍不得军装哪份荣誉感，果断选择军装登上归家的列车。上车刚坐 10 分钟，一个抱小孩子的大姐非常自信的站在我旁边不走了。青岛—沈阳 绿皮火车整整站了 21 个小时啊！！班长说别穿军装的音容笑貌整晚在我脑海浮现。再有新兵回家，我也语重心长的告诉他们：别穿军装回去……", "question": "为什么军人不爱穿军装外出？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玩游戏的时候，没有接女票电话……", "question": "你在游戏里作过的最大一次死是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "古代遗址", "question": "把老人院说得好听一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5423476"}
{"text": "呼呼呼呼，回来吧，福福！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3187018"}
{"text": "等待1P连线", "question": null, "star": 323, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt1dw31wchj612319611d02"}
{"text": "章节三的多人游戏开始了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6397453"}
{"text": "毛利侦探事务所破产了。", "question": "反过来，如果工藤新一以外的人变成了孩子，通常会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5984267"}
{"text": "先尽力把他藏好，然后等悬赏通告出来了拿他换钱。", "question": "你的好朋友杀了人，向你求救，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在拍照片吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3415152"}
{"text": "这是真的，所以没问题。", "question": "她忍不住放了个屁，现在尴尬地沉默着，给她一句贴心的话吧。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365498"}
{"text": "新款井盖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjmQEFPr9e1UDEWibq2sfJrcqT6215A9J3SIJh5gu9so4c1iaFG6kQIMvkbgcHbV6rKev89b9kn9rcA"}
{"text": "你们看，驾驶员在下面向我们招手呢。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWzKtIY7fDkpeSwo6HIicdw84dvBGORTPYNKMQ74Lib3yic278GibztGL56A"}
{"text": "大郎眼中最后的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9ThW9iccQwpOT4nEFpRVQNBtyE0kSpvJlZ9MJvrnXz3UGic57cFJRKeHA"}
{"text": "趁我按住她们的时候快跑！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fuzv7a209mj210o10otfd"}
{"text": "没用的，这是气宇轩昂税。", "question": "气宇轩昂的男士到菜市场买菜如何避免被要高价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为 excuse me 的易懂度最高，不管你是那国 / 地区的人都懂，多数人会如此说。你不可能要求别人对一个路过的人说：「唔该借借，麻烦让一下，excuse me。」又不是地铁广播。", "question": "如果想让大陆人让路，香港人为什么只说 excuse me，这算是一种歧视吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们也是来尿尿的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJkIhTg3aibRsbAzpZia7iaSpVQDzia6At0ojicTsu1ia4YQSEpib8m0nIoBvMA"}
{"text": "妈妈不在气氛就会变得尴尬", "question": null, "star": 907, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghcf4rkazmj20u0118dkj"}
{"text": "我真没想到奥利奥的白色部分会被偷走...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6850044"}
{"text": "鬼舞辻无惨被击败了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387736"}
{"text": "「妈，我要吃油条！」", "question": "如何自己在家炸油条？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不客气。", "question": "试着稍微改变点心的名字看看。", "star": 29, "type": "T2T", "image": "3482978"}
{"text": "郭靖", "question": null, "star": 109, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "今日烦恼：找遍全医院发现只有热心的二哈和自己血型一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5LRiaGVSBCxqiciabR9C7tLAMgNC3ray5KBIVdRQawoQdYXnEAmW72QvLg"}
{"text": "据说是要早起飞行了呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516685"}
{"text": "「做掉他」『遵命』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw7myroqpmj30ci0eltcl"}
{"text": "让你们领导开个证明证明这个物品是桌子", "question": "如何评价上海大学宿舍“桌上不让放电脑”新规？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像中学时候的同学，但是完全想不起来名字了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3710873"}
{"text": "阿部宽从全国各地回到了老家。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581842"}
{"text": "是校长的写真", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5puxhe0yvj30ci0eldj1"}
{"text": "勉强", "question": "请输入乘坐物体的名称并用一个字替换它。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6732142"}
{"text": "空姐会发一个诺基亚手机让你录遗言。飞机坠毁后只有黑匣子和诺基亚手机作为证据保存下来。", "question": "飞机即将可能失事的时候，空姐真的会发纸和笔来写遗书吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼儿前一亮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWlDX4oVicGbYS8dhAuo9SpiaGywiaun4GbDO3GiceGBRgvvuQTSg3os4CfQ"}
{"text": "空调设的几度？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ei4b7fu7dzj20ay09e74z"}
{"text": "对不起，多边形先生。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4832383"}
{"text": "和日物给你的酸菜面里加点老痰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1af6Se6RvyxOHAFYw6ZY5hxk6Nro7jhxWv5KhpNH4Bb8WpHZPraCn8w"}
{"text": "我想买酸奶，但是只能买优酪乳。", "question": "奥特曼在日常生活中遇到困难。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "829589"}
{"text": "遇到我你真可怜啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gozkdckwswj30ci0el410"}
{"text": "我来带您游览前桥的名胜古迹。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380857"}
{"text": "如果给我三个赞，我就告诉你接下来的故事。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6741531"}
{"text": "这是新款的强力胶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9rx3ppeoij20b80b0jsh"}
{"text": "为什么我想到了风油精。", "question": "有没有一款香水给人「天空蔚蓝深邃，空气凛冽，在冰原上行走，四周寂静无声」的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实就是说。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6756677"}
{"text": "现在我们抓到了野生的小刀，趁着他的妈妈还没发……", "question": null, "star": 868, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "我遇难了！我已经绝望了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5851706"}
{"text": "我记得……以前我的寒假作业，在老师发下来以后，某一页上，多了一圈油。红烧牛肉面的味道，看来老师在批改的时候，用了我的作业当餐垫……", "question": "把学生的作文本染上辣条该如何补救?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "食人族的宴会", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6534623"}
{"text": "被单手换灯泡的师傅惊呆了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNBKTPWIwYI7luBvCT8jAaiaRA37FJbOwDMnVU6LH1gXLbeAmkQeYRYxQ"}
{"text": "爱妻便当", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TEdtsZClSjQVRYHaFtX5cibspYiay8iaJZm2uCUTdAzfClWZ4icwTOGZM50IZCHIzjLQpYIbQAibVxunQ"}
{"text": "头发像鬼的角一样竖立着的时候。", "question": "哎呀，真受不了！", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2526849"}
{"text": "他好像觉得自己变强了一些，但要不是因为他的力量，恐怕还不能轻易地把我打倒。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1869708"}
{"text": "活力一万倍，不，是一百万倍？反正是一万倍，我是阿苯猫！", "question": "请将它变得有趣一千倍。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3149184"}
{"text": "本该上今日说法的，上了感动中国。", "question": "如何评价《嫁给大山的女人》这部电影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狗袋", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "快停下，足球们，你们要带我去哪啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S15wWqbY0icsyOwSWPWndUP5XasTiaCV2cSXftspxQVzlWSqHjMqsNOpZS6DHKH9QWpKNcFyiaI2zKA"}
{"text": "应该是因为方形放得稳吧，要不氢元素容易掉下来。", "question": "为什么常见的化学元素周期表是方形的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女儿每天都给我打分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnhktwfpjpj30ci0elafs"}
{"text": "为了省钱开始逛淘宝。", "question": "你做过什么本末倒置的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吓，是人头啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4582622"}
{"text": "18+", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8twz389jaj20dz0dzaay"}
{"text": "比赛时不这样记不住比分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eon3dls37aj20az06v753"}
{"text": "我今天上班太累了，我去客厅睡吧。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqChib735A6LicGMHd9ibgu5OEJeH4FwuWuuGXRt5kZfpPteUN2TiakIwPgw"}
{"text": "麻麻说：“今天起自己的袜子自己洗！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8kqna3w8jj20fw0f4dk3"}
{"text": "咱们还是买点化肥吧，天天吃华莱士可撑不住啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tW0Fe9ZibKiatHUNibkKRhyk0xQXZ6ozbXVW1uTWwb4otKad7kdB3YMqMQ"}
{"text": "因为是万圣节，却没有人注意到我真实的模样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6526529"}
{"text": "是真的吗，你和塔瓦西是半血亲关系？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6850044"}
{"text": "铃木福很随和。", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "地狱的事务也有金钱束缚。", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "屁股打屁，噗嗤一声。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6560953"}
{"text": "这组雷佳音的官宣图一下子让优衣库能从海澜之家手里迅速且有力地抢夺消费者了。真•一己之力。", "question": "如何评价雷佳音成为优衣库绅士系列大使？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦A梦竖起大拇指沉入了熔炉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4o26zvunrj30ci0eln0v"}
{"text": "嘿，看起来很像吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6952272"}
{"text": "梅雨假。", "question": "请问六月份有什么新的节日？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216870"}
{"text": "你真厉害/了不起！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6218078"}
{"text": "呐，那个真的是你爸爸吗？你爸爸在做什么呀？......", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3028503"}
{"text": "《孔雀东南飞》里的男女主角就算不殉情，也马上要被孙权屠城。", "question": "《三国演义》中有哪些细思恐极的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我去取信！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3669137"}
{"text": "放不下。", "question": "被称为“佛”的中园老师也在最后一节课发飙了，发生了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383372"}
{"text": "胳膊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAickSXEEM3x9mgksMOaWGicAVZ5w5vibmf9BtVXv4JNlR2gXt8FD7ZDuicQg"}
{"text": "你在拍什么？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3934731"}
{"text": "00:05:44/02:00:44", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtCd5rzmjUjlfPBqFcQTN3jrkvJmhVjicAmZZ8hznfdv0AEgdQ4CIbAFMaGibXedasAuK7KhjdqUcA"}
{"text": "新郎结婚了，新娘不是我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6py43ThwvOH9OVOoiaS6NVz8F6Y28Z2du5ibgIuc9nMDuJ1YzRPzVbZlO3A"}
{"text": "海豚把所有的鱼从侧面都抢走了。", "question": null, "star": 166, "type": "I2T", "image": "6718813"}
{"text": "PSC：putonghua shuiping ceshi。我一直都比较无语", "question": "有哪些很常见但大多数人都不知道全称是什么的英文缩写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在爱酒店旁边搬家就是正确答案。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386283"}
{"text": "哎呀，三消游戏的难关真是让人头疼啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6031616"}
{"text": "罗翔老师我被熊猫袭击了能不能还手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHZun5jib0oCOEDkGhU2CWibEXoVeicYcCDdBFkB48wSbetgdXPwibK84NSg"}
{"text": "别去。", "question": "国庆想去游北京，有哪些好建议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发现敌机驾驶员是同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy0pcwm22aj30ci0el42l"}
{"text": "没有啊！我觉得我一点都不惯着孙女啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNxgZpBM7KEAQYOXNWGhXIOszWicNaK3XYLwuRBBtml7ltO2YJFTMQ1qg"}
{"text": "被强力胶粘了一排", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "已经快不行了，你的朋友还在疯狂挠你的%n胳肢窝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPeS7Es2yFib9xcRd4wuesZVdhRibQUgvK8TarjwZMbB9gbGpiaIkqNzRVw"}
{"text": "亮晶晶的五元硬币找了两遍零钱。", "question": "像得到了闪闪发光的十元硬币一样的好事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1512314"}
{"text": "高山君的暑假绘画日记第一天“遇难”。", "question": null, "star": 2775, "type": "I2T", "image": "1656113"}
{"text": "一复习思维就发散了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjZZbN58iaN27PoXjXS8fEhS5QUJNbwbERZTbwBSGIx0OAKkY6pdTcZsQ"}
{"text": "现在只要1980日元！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4149488"}
{"text": "鸽子就是一种人类成功驯化的飞行动物，一只鸽子大约载重 50 克，一个成年人按 50kg 计算，也就是说一千只鸽子就可以带着人起飞了，人有时会吃胖或者随身背个包啥的加上需要预留一定的余量以及绳索重量，鸽子数量还要加一半。密密麻麻的一千五百只鸽子，一千五百根绳子吊着一个人，浩浩荡荡的飞上天空，粪如雨下，颇为壮观。", "question": "我们的祖先为什么没有驯服飞行动物为坐骑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一天晚上我，我弟在卫生间我：你在卫生间洗 sa？我弟：洗 sa！我：洗 sa？！问你洗 sa？？？？我弟：sa！！！我：sa？我弟：……头头头！！！我洗头！！！以上对话，请用陕西话讲出来", "question": "听陕西方言有什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老爷子！怪兽在这边！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcyc65rla9j30ci0elwfi"}
{"text": "在其他国家看来的Hello Kitty。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5928809"}
{"text": "嗯～", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1941258"}
{"text": "单身汪弹了一个脑瓜崩", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8m36wsyb9j20g30e4taa"}
{"text": "如果收费教赚钱技巧的人所教的赚钱技巧真能赚钱那么他就会自己直接用这个技巧赚钱而不是通过教这个技巧来赚钱。", "question": "有哪些你觉得是常识，但大部分人好像并不知道的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胖虎还不知道吗！？静香用的跳绳是切肉钢丝！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnrnfs0uk5j30ci0eln0d"}
{"text": "路飞和乔巴的话可能是压根没发现。「什么？！索隆原来不长这样的吗？」", "question": "路飞他们为什么不问索隆的眼睛是怎么弄的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在切鱼的时候，不知为何变成了我小姑子，她说：“等等啊，刚刚丢掉的地方还有能吃的部分呢，好可惜哦！”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "686740"}
{"text": "千与千寻的神隐", "question": "在电影或动画的标题上加草，让它看起来不那么有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6379242"}
{"text": "奥利奥工厂的员工们现场演示涂奶油的过程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvoa0Tp3LYgp2eWSeBZr2Cla5R1xnVBajxvIyialCrkE3np9JbFmovVl1Q"}
{"text": "鼻子在脸上显得巨大……", "question": "减肥成功后，你的生活有哪些改变？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美瞳放大术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrLDxGCeKKiaRKRebeic3ntZYnUOdC0HcwiaKzHdSMibwAjV9UnzU8cQWVmA"}
{"text": "接二连三地夺走初吻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3ZwuJibjtOvERJvg0Xibb9NNl4KyHHayzuDtERoFWgcBG6EVVGIzChQAw"}
{"text": "名侦探柯南", "question": "在动画标题后面加上三个字，让情况变得更复杂。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1393546"}
{"text": "「去了，但保安没让进。」", "question": "面试的时候被人问到为什么你没有去清华大学，你该怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咖是第一次吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6807018"}
{"text": "双缝干涉实验的恐怖真相！", "question": "如何一句话惹怒你这个行业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然站在高处很显眼，但却没有陷入困境，成功击败了敌人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7054255"}
{"text": "气温骤降，刚好远处房子着火了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNOceiczGTxNGiaIxxA4tSvRW62gA2DKZAtGrb8OMqkYgibUV5FKWUsM2SQ"}
{"text": "被卡车撞飞后看到了临死前的一生回忆终于确认出门时锁好了门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glhi6qcimrj30ci0elgnj"}
{"text": "老师把名字和人对应上后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyXUQd0cX3RgYH90sJV7T8NtAZ0B7oVMB6jZVJ2Bx08y7muydGOyZ4ug"}
{"text": "不手术，当天可回家", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g5fmipjkspj20u013twk4"}
{"text": "人家是要手机啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1cg79JOA59qhiaq26fwVbL3kunGia6dKd2KFMkn8aa3Eo3UOich5a8W1jg"}
{"text": "大家，让我们用最棒的冷笑话来攻占这个精彩的题目吧！", "question": "请说一些稍微谨慎一点的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6296198"}
{"text": "自从看过幽灵公主之后", "question": null, "star": 232, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goqcden1ntj610u1d4n5202"}
{"text": "上期那个有六个女朋友的找到工作了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nXR46micB15ibsjv4nfWZcDlY5jUEEcOb7iat9y1BVZqZv14QfKOY7uticA"}
{"text": "对象眼里的身高不算发型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwmSUvqpjaChzHDp6PuZR3sl9oWUyP7fvicibVBT9VJ5St0v0joXolHcibA"}
{"text": "找到对象后我才知道，我竟然还能找到对象", "question": "有哪些道理是你找到对象后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鄙人数学博士在读，经常会在邮箱里发现系里各种讨论班的邮件。那些不是自己领域的讨论班，我一般就看一眼标题就过去了。然而有一个讨论班引起了我的注意，是“流体力学”讨论班(fluid dynamics)，讨论班的地点有点奇怪，不在系里而是在某个奇怪的地方，不知是餐馆还是酒吧。我想，搞流体的人真开心，每次开完讨论班还会聚众吃饭，为啥我这组人没有这个福利呢？直到最近有人点醒我，这帮人是专门去喝酒的。fluid dynamics 大概是…喝酒聊天的意思……而另一波人就没那么矜持了，也许是怕凑不齐人，应用概率论和博弈论讨论班给大家的邮件里附注了(poker)。", "question": "关于数学有什么有趣的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "指甲太小了吧", "question": null, "star": 213, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvsxif9x0zj610b101tdl02"}
{"text": "粉色也要偶尔战斗一下。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6686923"}
{"text": "等等！前面并没有打碎的花瓶，别再过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guyivr7hjwj60ci0eltby02"}
{"text": "看来气充的有点足了，稍微放掉一些吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9riaf1VucEZ1rFJ6DCNCAskhwCfLMSiceuLXszydicuEghDrHqH0lP9YibxDg"}
{"text": "诶？就职活动？什么好吃的？", "question": "求职的那些事儿", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1389634"}
{"text": "靠亲吻对方使其心动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEibGkC6IeOaqJjlb64sibGw2Lq0tEJrdhQFoC01ylZ109ObeNUEJlJ8ng"}
{"text": "无论遗弃多少遍都寄到付回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgjrcs0m4fj30ci0elq77"}
{"text": "今天发生了两次医疗失误。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6055871"}
{"text": "iOS：你站在此地不要动，我去给你买几个橘子。微信 OS：你站在此地不要动，我去给你把橘子树搬来。", "question": "如何评价微信正式推出「微信小游戏」并进一步强化了小程序使用体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周日下午的月亮会在周一的学校出现，这只是我个人的想法。", "question": null, "star": 188, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622333"}
{"text": "住手，那小子穿了条很厚的牛仔裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbg06ptxfnj30ci0el75b"}
{"text": "富坚义博", "question": "有没有四个字都是褒义词组合起来就变成贬义词的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "浅粉色", "question": "将那首名曲的标题误转换为迷惑之曲。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6329283"}
{"text": "我从中国带来的好东西，卫生纸我一年也就用1/4", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV203sxYxDNrvME3ltswwTM91O8EVTCOjKFGpb6mPicYpTsbgM4ju5xEq1g"}
{"text": "哈啊哈，真棒！", "question": "铁饼运动员绝对不会说的一句话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6424727"}
{"text": "无论何时，都会复刻和重现。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5111875"}
{"text": "好吧，为了教大家以后的养老金制度，我再带上两个人一起走吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7229108"}
{"text": "多年以后，面对六大门派，虚竹将会想起姥姥带他去见识冰块的那个遥远的下午。", "question": "如果真的写一本《金庸群侠传》，应该怎样开头才最惊心动魄？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“你今天一定要把子宫给婉儿！！”“是我看错你了……”女主泪流满面，然后掏出子宫“啪”地一声就甩到了男主脸上。我：……", "question": "有哪些连基本常识都不顾的霸道总裁文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打八折原来是因为这", "question": null, "star": 130, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h45kdmq3o3j614018z45j02"}
{"text": "手机快没电才发现后面那个不是充电宝", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "通过电话声音审判的田中先生的一天紧密跟踪报道。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2711080"}
{"text": "这是女装。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7128992"}
{"text": "医生！手！手！手的颜色不对！", "question": null, "star": 210, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gp97tqzn11j61061c8q9k02"}
{"text": "为练踢踏舞专门买的高温电褥子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTh8TxvKib8rqJXZvgyOfCoRiafqwMFIuIMzV7K1CCsCiawj7ssQQHZTC5A"}
{"text": "我想玩水上滑梯。", "question": "连续吃365天的拉面会发生什么？", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "3750406"}
{"text": "专业的纳豆，提前调查肠道内恶菌的动向。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797533"}
{"text": "咬紧牙关", "question": "请告诉我如何忍住打喷嚏的技巧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6683155"}
{"text": "巨大的巨人", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "24小时电视", "question": "我讨厌这样的节目。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3025535"}
{"text": "nigg…", "question": null, "star": 323, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "开着大摩托，傻乎乎的。", "question": "最近的流行事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7283707"}
{"text": "飞盘", "question": "如果把莲藕打翻，可能会溅出果汁一样的东西。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2851010"}
{"text": "鲁邦去了那边。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4064115"}
{"text": "坐下之前好岁先看一眼吧？", "question": null, "star": 420, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpa0b4ck8oj610u1d4n3r02"}
{"text": "我学会心灵感应是为了捉弄我喜欢的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6215663"}
{"text": "因为人家不想要福报，也不爱结交兄弟", "question": "为什么西方国家人民都不如中国人这么爱奋斗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "？明明拉了两坨呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ey56pfmub4j209e0byq3u"}
{"text": "闺蜜跟她男朋友分手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyFz5HC7Ttfam3eJL4Mz6grd4AKqgV6icdDYS5bhA5bUcTOfExqBaewGw"}
{"text": "老师，我的课本和笔记都打不开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtEG8PnLrNKzh7RMWkEr2zWzM2glX0yNATUG1yOicUQtprxBKBjkF9A8SA"}
{"text": "超市刚装了个监控", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5l68xeMLmB3e1FZCOIrftCmV0D7HAABtViayiaWg65F0KiaWiagU6oXL6VQ"}
{"text": "直译：直接访问的话诚意就会传达并汇款。\n\n常用表达：如果是亲自来的，就能看出你的诚意并马上打钱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4245865"}
{"text": "那个喜欢踢裆的小女孩又来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdHoRXCkwPd6ib4wbAaPicu9Bs7xCHcnaRiaD08qOVMnZ14nHwCGFR07azA"}
{"text": "只要保持努力，就已经是很厉害的人了。", "question": "要怎样努力，才能成为很厉害的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "银魂里的一句话：“和你们这些少爷不同，我们光是活着就竭尽全力了。”", "question": "能否说家境越好的人越愿意努力向上，而家境一般的人反而会安于平凡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在洗澡时哼完了一首歌卫生间架子上的瓶瓶罐罐们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtv6hzpRlR0m05q0y20aO7tknzvkeQFRFTUxBkszqNuYK4icplk1n6kCQ"}
{"text": "妻子：搬家累得我满身大汉\n丈夫：你一个人搬得了？\n妻子：那就得感谢这些大汉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPibnwDciaXGVOdlIf3kNiaBGibkraAeZGccxucXpvfClfGZheHW6cS66BAQ"}
{"text": "洛基", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgvZGWe2yJ81l9o2b9GkaQjuhkDicWfdMOcsl1SFIDgDSFanH5UtoTxPolNJzjXcYtnoy8vrorELw"}
{"text": "有个地方，十一假期少有人去，进出不花钱，全wifi覆盖。那就是：公司！转发该回答至朋友圈，即有机会获得老板点赞一个哦~", "question": "为了避免「人山人海」，十一假期有哪些小众景点推荐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今年的台风报告太厉害了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2971943"}
{"text": "周高升", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6610271"}
{"text": "跳闸后都在想谁去合上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvf1nj1gdij60ci0elmzo02"}
{"text": "他从前就说讨厌这样做。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6971538"}
{"text": "被欺负的乌龟终于忍不住出来反击了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0IcTibib7zr4s8SEQy6BPbauAPvzBaXU20H279EoAcFI3pdWQqUMSpLHA"}
{"text": "你就拿一捆一捆一万的人民币打他脸，不求饶就一直打，什么时候打到他求饶或者你没钱了什么时候停，保证能治好你们俩其中一个。", "question": "怎么才能劝狗肉店老板不卖狗肉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还是我们胡建人比较可爱。我们都说，“秀恩爱，婚得快。”--------------------------------------------------------------胡建人就是这么口爱✺◟(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)◞✺", "question": "为什么说「秀恩爱，分得快」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沒有。因为穷，花钱买来的香水，当然都要努力爱上，让自己觉得好闻，钱没白花呢！", "question": "有哪些很糟糕的香水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的感冒是从哪里来的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305489"}
{"text": "原来你是这样的google", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq8a8b3j20fu0ec11d"}
{"text": "三年二班的金老师。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "你也已经五十了吧...那么和静还有孩子们一起...幸福起来吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6791159"}
{"text": "体育大学の組体操", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicXzKJoca0eSYJfhNNPPa9fabowQL1Se0b9V6wkqZE3QAtrTy4jdqaLOg"}
{"text": "38年了，终于拿到了土耳其冰激淋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJ2hAUicib1vKvNqXW0ldGbVmgFMAy4Bmj1ffCa9PrE0TBwBP9BmHxACFQ"}
{"text": "我不会把耶路撒冷交给你！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5777709"}
{"text": "明天坐在工位上的我。", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "18-3+30×2= 75", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7Hr4s9TVraw1hjNFictLTFjPYOHkiaxbJwicAJ3cc6KYIgfucuRw6URia8Mg"}
{"text": "这个人受伤怎么样？是重伤吗？是枪伤。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661365"}
{"text": "前半是上班族的生活，辞职后感觉一般。从九月份开始变傻以后，遇到了很多有魅力的人，觉得很幸福。", "question": "2016年的总结", "star": 28, "type": "T2T", "image": "2537972"}
{"text": "阿基拉在百分之一秒内完成了一百万分之一的事情。", "question": null, "star": 130, "type": "I2T", "image": "6032992"}
{"text": "找电灯开关时踩到了儿子的积木", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1er563ivlt1j209m098jt9"}
{"text": "请问一下你有没有看到过一条杀人鲸宝宝？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "这个歌名是什么？", "question": "在测试中忍不住看了两遍的问题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389193"}
{"text": "一如往常，我准备坐 Uber 回学校，上了车，黑人司机问我：“Hi bro, 去哪啊？”我回道：“Northwestern University，西北大学。”（虽然我是陕西西北大学的，但是为了不被歧视，我宁愿在伊利诺伊州下车，等司机走了再走回西北），面相看似很凶的司机也变得轻声细语地说到：“Uh you are fxxking awesome! ”路上司机拉到一位小姐姐，也是一同去 NU 的，司机看我们是一个学校的，便说：“你俩运气挺好的，一个学校的呀。”小姐姐听到也来了兴趣问我：“同学你哪个专业的啊？”我回到：“Engineering。”小姐姐兴奋地说到：“哇真有缘，不过没怎么见过你，我也是 Engineering 的。”接着问道：“敢问你是哪个实验室里的呢？”看似很稳的我突然慌了起来，支支吾吾地回道：“我就是主楼八楼那个实验室的，小姐姐你呢？”这时我的背部已经打湿了，原本笑眯眯地小姐姐脸突然垮了起来略有尴尬地说道“啊哈，我是九楼实验室的，原来隔那么近。”。我暗暗松了口气。司机笑容也更明媚了，说：“我还以为你是陕西西北大学的呢！最近总有些冒牌大学学生坐到 NU，等我走了再走回去！”小姐姐眼神中透出鄙视的轻蔑地说：“什么垃圾说唱带专？也配冒充我们 NU 人上人？”一听到 NU 这 2 个字，司机投来羡慕的眼光，我顿时吓得脸色苍白，不过还好司机没有注意到。我们两个一起在 NU 下了车，我急急忙忙的往西安走去，不敢在伊利诺伊州停留一秒。到了陕西西北大学门口突然碰到了刚才那个小姐姐。小姐姐脸色一红说道：“原来你也是咱西安人啊。”", "question": "考上末流985很丢人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个孩子又在撞头了，然后一直说自己是柴可夫斯基，在弹钢琴……明明是键盘，真可怜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2993805"}
{"text": "根据你的指示立刻就来了...", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "6382926"}
{"text": "城市洪涝试图靠路灯自救", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJia00m4Uzm43eLk31utbRt96MRH1icV5arG2jVy8Mp8RrpYrp2VJ4icxSg"}
{"text": "看起来在周围，实际上并不在。", "question": "小泉 爱情 故事", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4275251"}
{"text": "药研啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "由于画面小导致的点击失误。", "question": "和2C版本相比，在用手机应用版本进行打诨时感到不方便的地方。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "2777071"}
{"text": "终于轮到美人计了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCaMTj3e0EtP3rbaR3icP6U54A424kicia6F9aU3hQDyun1CyTKoxPZxiaTw"}
{"text": "婚姻不过是荒诞世界的又一层咖锁罢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGfw9XGxnEDfDeTMNsLEXR8odkVurKC0jw3wQ7lqbdcs0WQpX0WTbJ1g"}
{"text": "日本第一，地球第一，宇宙第一，不，我对你的爱像米粒一样微小但深沉！", "question": "请做出超土气的求婚。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6065860"}
{"text": "你想吃我一招“万针穿刺”吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "猫木兰替友从军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfQPHmhaa5qt3XWViaaicjmTYibYsFbzR2YEEq04jgXZokh8UTc0hhZn0VuM6V0KNuJ5RO0tV7ouF2g"}
{"text": "和第一次逮捕的犯人合影留念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGn6CwQL1LyhWFDqbTnfQUZuQAaExILkd1HTDITCTMIS6ibHoQbbVpC9Q"}
{"text": "耳朵上别一根华子", "question": "男生可以把女朋友的小发圈戴在手上 那女生有没有什么可以证明自己有男朋友的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，想想也是，买了个超便宜的房子啊！", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "我没有印象。", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "52串羊肉串，包装跟花束一样。然后下面漏油了，接过手的时候抓了我一手油，还滴的我白裙子上五彩斑斓的。以至于我一整天都散发着孜然味。。。", "question": "你送过或者收到过哪些令人难忘的七夕礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在回家的聚会上道歉。", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "虽然很感谢你的奉纳但是变成少女这个要求实在是很困扰啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iatPZ6IziaPWPnSSC2N1BEZVG3xYJ2fI5vAeQKYMeeIDVpbrmGoIfOQ0g"}
{"text": "哎呀，歌词忘了！", "question": null, "star": 549, "type": "I2T", "image": "3275316"}
{"text": "又把烟蒂扔在鱼饵盒子里了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5968073"}
{"text": "真的那样。", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "里面燃烧？外面烧焦？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "2783345"}
{"text": "我妈妈年轻的时候在水产公司工作，过年边上给一个长辈送两条鱼当礼物。拿去了就寒暄寒暄，我妈说这种鱼烧着吃好吃，那个奶奶说噢这个鱼我们家一般都是蒸着吃。我妈很专业地说确实是烧着好吃，奶奶说蒸着也不错的，妈妈说还是要烧着吃……几个回合之后那个奶奶说，不然你就拿去烧着给你爹爹妈妈吃好了，我妈就……拿回去了……去了……了……40 多年过去了，我妈给我讲这件事的时候还在迷茫：我干嘛管人家怎么吃！？她说这么多年她每次想起这件事就想抽自己两耳光。", "question": "什么笑话你再难过一听也能笑出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欢迎来到西部教室，我是牛仔。这就是所谓的“真正的牛仔”了，哈哈哈哈哈......等等。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1454912"}
{"text": "格兰狄乌斯的第三关", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7187170"}
{"text": "是谁把竹签放在老师的鞋子里的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaa6EMegKiaZek9v2c7TiaDZYHMcibrybR61nEFYicFqdIDULBiaw3DkmRJFQA"}
{"text": "摘掉头盔的人会变成摩托车", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "1.他们以为买了 Kindle 就会看书。2.他们买了 Kindle 以后没有看书。3.他们买了 Kindle 以后发现 Kindle 只能看书。", "question": "为什么现在网上有人很激烈地反 Kindle？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学生做的保龄球瓶造型的瓶盖，很有中国风。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3703717"}
{"text": "对不起，该呢称已被占用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibNz00fWovsvptv6A8MBib2HmhM6LvSy3dd1QNQqibNv2ibv2JGBlEzgq4A"}
{"text": "俊男美女", "question": "韩国的那些事儿。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540734"}
{"text": "藏了戒指的甜点还是饭后上", "question": null, "star": 343, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvg9m4dkcoj60va137gqq02"}
{"text": "那女孩看着我吗？你这家伙在说什么傻话呢？哪个女孩子，哪个女孩子！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2907923"}
{"text": "在一个头发颜色自由、充满乐趣的工作场所！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4554334"}
{"text": "有一次去海底捞，媳妇去调料碗，没找见辣椒酱，说了一句，辣椒酱在哪里？旁边的服务员听到后说，在这里。媳妇说，这么近都没找见是我瞎了么？服务员说，不，是它瞎了，没有看见您。", "question": "海底捞有哪些让人难忘的服务细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "rapper:嘿鱼，你游freestyle吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "拍摄杀人预告的时候笑场了", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "上午九点十五分完成了读书心得的写作。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6853066"}
{"text": "“渴望一份真感情~”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fx91v1tbqpj20fv0famxt"}
{"text": "上海人诱捕器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqclMuoPfiauDbtf8icaumarkj5RpbLvQMUibyiaZ4TiaD3VVRqZqut2H3JRw"}
{"text": "一包纸巾里的第一张抽纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OHzXUumvpEU0NbvvvqDW1UxmpsNzLChJHNWfBwnawdFPzVeKJ382psw"}
{"text": "点亮星星会被显示出来。", "question": "自己的人生值多少钱？", "star": 3326, "type": "T2T", "image": "2077115"}
{"text": "巨人和河马的cosplay曝光。", "question": "当安妮和哆啦A梦进行梦幻合作时，常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2843115"}
{"text": "后来这片海域叫黄海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd40nJBiaS8N6SFdkCjJfNRQbibW0vRshAY9ialjgT1zKXkCD3JQVqe9UQpA"}
{"text": "“厕所没纸了··”手上散发着异味的黄发小伙子解释道", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwbuw3b2hj20yi17a4qp"}
{"text": "猫长得太像了，吓我一跳。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3713095"}
{"text": "她连只这样的小鸟都有了，可我却还没发现她已经有男朋友了，感到很寂寞。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4666590"}
{"text": "但是已经被卷进去了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1689535"}
{"text": "等差数列组", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "佩奇的赠品", "question": null, "star": 3700, "type": "I2T", "image": "6768181"}
{"text": "没学会悬挂技能就来到奖励关卡", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "新买的订书机好像对自己的工作不太满意", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkg0vLtXC45v4YQ2BXplqKr8Tx2CgPRQT2sAR4dMFedQN2hx3IJacSLg"}
{"text": "骑在马上的是柴田。", "question": "在四个角落中被马群淹没的马上可能会发生大逃亡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5705199"}
{"text": "简易地动仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BhlZuhS1a3r0DPLuGMiaqYV5keq3iaficSrIz6DuDneZcwojkpYEFWRwrw"}
{"text": "如果她胖了你就不会这么觉得了。别问我为什么知道。", "question": "为什么学舞蹈的女生一看就知道是学舞蹈的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有必要把打死盲流子这个事写到县志上。", "question": "古代男人可以通过毁掉贵族女子名声的方式高攀千金小姐吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咪秀", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5396376"}
{"text": "首先从自我满足开始。", "question": "两个人的笑话不有趣，而且还没有展开，这是谁的笑话？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7312599"}
{"text": "百口莫辩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXvM6fCknoZadcrRxYcUggAFwiaGHNPQoCOhLiaBMXv3kVtkzfCbDrdgYQ"}
{"text": "评价演技不需要什么门槛，只需掌握以下格式即可：老戏骨、艺术家代表作.jpg真的很努力.jpg人品真的很好.jpg讲礼貌，很绅士.jpg你不能让我评价一个不存在的东西。", "question": "如何看待中国观众喜欢评价演技的风潮，而国外却没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在欣赏美景时突然进了隧道", "question": null, "star": 740, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdatkv9a3dj60u0140jvo02"}
{"text": "实话，我觉得是因为紫霞比白晶晶漂亮。", "question": "为什么戏份差不多的情况下，紫霞比白晶晶更受人关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老公说再喝啤酒就变成狗", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "一个人买就可以免费送一个！", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "因为允许个人破产。", "question": "美国家庭为什么容易破产？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "物理学者的工作。", "question": "如果千鸟路在海贼王的世界里会出现，他可能会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937417"}
{"text": "在演奏前确认指挥棒的位置。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6385008"}
{"text": "我的天哪，那个玛琳真的自爆了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5047237"}
{"text": "没那么大。", "question": "你的小飞象也想飞呢！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4301230"}
{"text": "下次作品：出轨火山。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6043550"}
{"text": "我不说他是谁，你们来说「什么他娘的九头蛇，老子打的就是九头蛇！」「史塔克，你他娘的反浩克装甲呢，给我拉来！」「看见上面的洛基没有？怎么样，想想办法，干他娘一炮！」「放他娘的狗屁！振金能当饭吃吗？」「笑话，老子大大小小的仗也打了上百个，哪一个是靠文化打胜的？敢情你史塔克在麻省理工读的是无线电，专告老子的刁状！」「放屁，红骷髅有文化，一口一个嗨爪。我说个老子就没文化啦？」「我要有老婆就拿老婆跟你换五十箱振金，你再多给我十箱，我顺手再给你弄个外星娘们。」「干什么干什么干什么！眼睛瞪得象个牛蛋，你浩克有气找尼克弗瑞发去，找总统发去！你朝我瞪什么眼？你急什么？」「.....嘿嘿，两个人穿上一条裤子了？你鹰眼一眨眼成了政委了？你猪鼻子插大葱，装什么象啊！人家史塔克好歹是麻省理工毕业的，你是什么？你斗大的字不识一升，扁担倒了不知道是个一字，你猪八戒戴眼镜，你充什么大学生啊！」「我这个人不择食，振金，无限宝石，多了不嫌多，少了不高兴，要是啥都弄不到我可要骂娘了。当然我也不是啥都要，你要是给我弄个外星娘们回来我可不要。」「告诉你们罗斯将军，老子当年教他怎么打枪，现在就教他怎么打仗，让他站在五角大楼里学着点。」「别说你来求情，就是总统来求情，老子也不买账。杀人抵命，欠债还钱，这是自古的规矩。我告诉你尼克弗瑞，我劝你少管闲事，我对你是客气的了。要不是看在老战友的份上，我连你们神盾局一起收拾喽！」「他红骷髅要是连交叉骨都收拾不了，那九头蛇他也别带了，让希特勒换人吧。」", "question": "《中国队长》谁来演最合适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上发现特大号西瓜。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142983"}
{"text": "佐佐木和山本的爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm1l9p8ekrj30ci0elwhk"}
{"text": "一个自述既往体健的患者。我常规问病史：平常有长期吃什么药吗？患者答：阿司匹林肠溶片。我有点懵：你之前说自己没有高血压没有心脏病没有脑中风，为什么要吃这个药呢？（阿司匹林是常见的抗血栓药物，多用于冠心病脑梗等等血栓栓塞性疾病）患者理所当然：我便秘啊。我更懵了：便秘？哪个医生给你便秘开这个药的？患者表示不解：没人给我开药，我自己吃的啊，肠溶片肠溶片，能把肠子里的东西溶掉，不是治便秘的吗？这个故事告诉我们，作为医生，常规问清楚用药史非常重要，你都不知道患者会因为什么匪夷所思的原因去吃一些匪夷所思的药物……另外，乱吃药是不对的！就算是 OTC 也别乱吃！", "question": "人在医院能无知到何种程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扫地机器人战胜了重力", "question": null, "star": 373, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1ajxd57t2j610x1aadns02"}
{"text": "我只有七块钱。一张三块的，一张四块的。", "question": "如何以「我只有七块钱」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "许愿：希望可以啪啪啪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJGY7aPLhdJ0L4vP94pVnzm6qq2ob9Ob5aMZY49I4AJ4q2NWa1uu7ATw"}
{"text": "对不起，我做不到。", "question": "你明白了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3515865"}
{"text": "玩具摊老板视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868sJHOC9lOKftqsMNaPJ9nicLbBQjemo7vPD9tpLWXdlUqFeFEtDEyvug"}
{"text": "本以为我已经华丽地避开了雷劈", "question": null, "star": 227, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2naj6fbohj61401hc0ye02"}
{"text": "来，用稻草编吧！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "3920843"}
{"text": "奥特曼", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7332047"}
{"text": "直接说，是不是跟爸爸学的呀？", "question": "被熊孩子掀裙子怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在开场曲中，迈克尔手持毛巾冲过来。", "question": "在动漫化时经常出现的吐槽情节。", "star": 66, "type": "T2T", "image": "6412181"}
{"text": "潜水艇。", "question": "在家电制品上加一个字就变成了垃圾制品。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5402243"}
{"text": "……国足进世界杯的希望是不是更渺茫了？", "question": "如果把中国和美国的地理位置互换会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即将被解除融合的青眼究极龙", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "题主你要明白：霍金能当物理学家，并不是因为他瘫痪…………", "question": "男人为什么不喜欢真正对他好的女人，却喜欢事儿多耍性子的女人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我感冒了，医生让我吃白加黑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicBL3YeVGhoqVmLFaMepn9hqHhU7Z06IoKIMwh8DoRlvo3zibhdOicKvyp7ZyxoVd2qyvsuFuicZrWA"}
{"text": "春节。", "question": "把这个吃货动物说得像厨子一样。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3092993"}
{"text": "你们把我说的话当放屁么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TMBflHC2LRicSOfH9e3JR8eicW5Ziajp5bOibJtFbO7hicza1M76aPpRaUJg"}
{"text": "然而上期直播她戴的可能是百达翡丽，没有被你们注意到。", "question": "央视女主播戴苹果表出镜合理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从最初的黄河流域一小片到现在一个大公鸡难道是充话费送的？", "question": "为什么中国极少发动对外侵略战争？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不跟你谈，叫你们领导来", "question": "面对传教应该如何拒绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记忆恢复了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4605682"}
{"text": "神隐少女", "question": "从游戏中删除一个角色，让他/她离开游戏。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386788"}
{"text": "那家伙优先攻击移动物体！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfe8lexfhmj30ci0elwi2"}
{"text": "中年柯南", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5gTogGAeG7nfbQ0oy6f5M9tePxOAP2x9yiadlc1n7FE0kjgjibw63RpYw"}
{"text": "如果晒自己二十岁的单身女儿也算的话。", "question": "怎样在朋友圈晒娃不让人烦？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牙齿，明白吗？这是你的春天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5701918"}
{"text": "终于因为暴力行为，警察来到了我家。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7033712"}
{"text": "孩子们出去玩了还没回来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793205"}
{"text": "熊猫 养殖技术", "question": "中国有没有已经垄断世界的技术？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "物业放进去的。", "question": "有些新水池本来没有鱼，为什么过一段时间就会有小鱼？它们来源是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一口气剥完，小菜一碟，我可是英国绅士！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6490688"}
{"text": "试图用琴声表达被项圈勒到的狗狗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "你知道的太少了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gcmh73msn3j210a14gwjl"}
{"text": "“这里的门牌号是按体重算的”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "《猫和老鼠》里的替身演员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFCZ3G9MfdMV0tiaLWZBWkNS3bUibWmkLAxt6mN1zeT7VgsLvHUmnscj3NQ"}
{"text": "无需投币。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179308"}
{"text": "好像要出问题了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2190097"}
{"text": "姐姐，从今天开始我要以小夫的身份活下去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401008"}
{"text": "霸王龙终于修成人形", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJkUDhxGVn8SPammLxdMVa2zaVzXciaj7AV4PGXLpmjPsBNPbHjKVK60ECUm3d2cpcD3KXoTwkCQ"}
{"text": "婴儿的腰部以下。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6594357"}
{"text": "这里是可以混浴的吗？", "question": "请问如果误入了女浴池应该怎么办？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855021"}
{"text": "还我一百块钱啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6019439"}
{"text": "这个问题以前问过我爸，他说女人就两种，除了自己老婆就是其他女人。", "question": "对一个成熟的男人来说，女人分为几种？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还我以前修炼的债。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5220188"}
{"text": "坏掉的家用电器视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicicYWgVf0rqUELODjuP1D4kQ2rDBpe9hMRFJVp2FC9c3VjuryqTEPYOA"}
{"text": "联机游戏时只有一个队友不会二段跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3tAKzaCAJm27Twq73tHSl990joRsEyCL0qswTTkdFpSdug0Gb1t9ib6g"}
{"text": "我以为我买了超布罗利的模型，但是...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7267500"}
{"text": "动物医院。某天来了一只蓝猫，主人就是说他病了，要全身检查。检查下来啥事儿没有，主人说要住院。原因是，主人觉得他家蓝猫不举.....据说是被第一次配种的小母猫嫌弃了，然后就郁郁寡欢，什么猫都提不起兴趣……（可能雄性尊严被侵犯了……）住院是因为……想看看住院那么多猫有没有能让它重振雄风的。", "question": "你经历或你听过最奇葩的住院理由有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每天只抽一支烟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib9sINicBCVN7su4cIZicTE6MadiaSfNqtWKp3YBKXpTRy8z3lEicHF51LzQ"}
{"text": "换个手机？日神出周边忍住！要省钱来来来！多少钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQduR1eldtFicvKz7y2f5NPLHyqZkPzzaJ5nFmmnrMKazAibJ3GwaYicoUvQ"}
{"text": "这个人看起来直爽，应该很好相处。", "question": "变形金刚初印象的重装小猎犬现在似乎是最受欢迎的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6575026"}
{"text": "最美的不是下雨天，是曾与你躲过雨的屋檐。", "question": "来了北京好多天，去了天安门、故宫、圆明园、北大等景点，并不觉得北京有多美，怎么发现北京的美呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "石墨烯（Graphene）是一种由碳原子以 sp2 杂化轨道组成六角型呈蜂巢晶格的二维碳纳米材料，目前其主要工业用途是制造博士。 ​​​", "question": "石墨烯的应用前景怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "书呆子是因为人呆，不是因为书。没书还是呆。", "question": "为什么很多读书多的人会成为书呆子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "30 年前，制造小丑需要把他推进化学池；30 年后，制造小丑只需要推进社会。", "question": "如何评价DC电影《小丑》的终极预告?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抬脚啊！明明是我先发现这个硬币的！", "question": null, "star": 224, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzipxw4wq4j60yc19sdnj02"}
{"text": "等妈妈拖完地咱俩的决斗继续！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9WEq3K93rKRH3V7q1PcWVTU5L92ENhhfaAeLMwUGLd43BdhdjvolEvOH8AkVrA1wfbZp9Qc717Q"}
{"text": "宠物监控摄像头里出现了一个不认识的女人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373350"}
{"text": "龙珠怎么都找不到。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383327"}
{"text": "“我是你爸爸，你爸爸是我。快去拿罐头给我”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "我没什么文化，但是根据我的经验。一动不动的话找不找得到你女朋友我不知道，但是如果她发现你一动不动你就完蛋了。", "question": "和恋人在商场走丢了，随机乱逛和守在特定地点等候，哪个相遇的概率更高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回家晚了，想给猫咪喂食的时候……发现它已经在自己做了……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360498"}
{"text": "总说“是”。", "question": "哎？这个人好像有点宗教信仰啊？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1910110"}
{"text": "约好在喷泉等我的老实人", "question": null, "star": 219, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwv6sphnvfj60uj19s45z02"}
{"text": "进化到了凯里基，但攻击低，也没有想要的特性，还是雌性，怎么办呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3316549"}
{"text": "鸡哥，算了鸡哥", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "造物主：我已经把世界建造的很完美了！你只是一个元素而已！d::>_<::", "question": "造物主为什么不创造一个完美的世界？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宝石之国什么时候更新", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "谁也看不见我。", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "对于男人来说是100分的饭菜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6929859"}
{"text": "顾客，您的座位上好像落了东西！ 顾客？等一下！你为什么要跑啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3051153"}
{"text": "便利店太远了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwijlhgicj20yi18dkj0"}
{"text": "好啦，今天要试着做第二个作品呢~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998757"}
{"text": "很境戴遍没仕么影响", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eiaz6PlSARCXDdUo7GUj5lfBtG2MDRfoko5B2e5k3uUQRyMrvGprIsoQ"}
{"text": "不是说好了不对我家人下手吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwycysrracj30ci0eljs6"}
{"text": "什么？你说像钟表？会有灰掉下来的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3687644"}
{"text": "今天的日期是自己的学号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ek6ey9iph5j20ak07jaax"}
{"text": "穿制服，不是穿制服，懂？", "question": null, "star": 71, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "男人失去睾丸后醒悟了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6633592"}
{"text": "你连怪人都打不过啊……真不会看空气（生气）。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5527851"}
{"text": "把蚂蚁辛苦搬来的粮食抢过来吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibGrjpnWbXSW77B7cMBgzhuePfavK9oq7AEcXXIkRrawibiaicoicUXzL7gg"}
{"text": "我想当太空人，爷爷奶奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJae116hlL6jzRIB30X6O4SrFj408XGIL7ibAPBxvaibJce3f9zLohO8dw"}
{"text": "猫咪达到了LV.99的等级。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284215"}
{"text": "我想知道圆锥的面积应该怎么求。", "question": "圆滚滚的玉米的新用途。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5950879"}
{"text": "为了谁做家务而决斗后才发现谁赢谁做", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gth8xsxyc6j30ci0el78v"}
{"text": "穿秋裤", "question": "身体潮，寒。要怎么调理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "多少岁了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5993549"}
{"text": "有两种人，一种会被我的蠢话逗笑，另一种则不会。", "question": "世界上有两种人。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349654"}
{"text": "我还不太熟悉接待工作，所以感到有些焦急。", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "二十过头的孙子直截了当地要压岁钱！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1841327"}
{"text": "emmmmm。。注意刻字的地方不要乱写吧。有人在刻字的地方写了“不要刻字”，于是苹果就刻上了：不要刻字", "question": "官网买ipad有什么需要注意的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "击败魔王的勇士和想象中的完全不同。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3690625"}
{"text": "菈妮认识褪色者后在家待业的布莱泽", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "Ugly naked guy。", "question": "史上有哪些神秘的人物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于是装病不能让人摸到体温", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grsgvf12bij30ci0eldi6"}
{"text": "姨？人比出发时少了一半！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wicicEX8RyTsMhQ65eBo9zibSUoib1pDlDAVicKs5lSLicv6zicFMh1Oo8uIOg"}
{"text": "在洗脑后只能苦笑的不治之症。", "question": "你的生活被拍成了电影，那么这部电影的标题是什么呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3424575"}
{"text": "暑假结束后，大家都开始出一些自己不了解的课题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "为了测试树懒的真实速度特意捅了个马蜂窝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GpBYwFB7Xiaxc85nic27BmQUC64icrHCQ8Of7HclSZaROOPcw5997VtEIw"}
{"text": "听心仪女生说想找投缘的，瞬时间感到绝望", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBBVNr6oeh9eZB9Sn5yZPJZc9L2OiaHqHvtyYOo3rUhc7Cy1BMJ3g71bQ"}
{"text": "没说过。这是我在讲实验室安全的时候瞎编的，类似于鲁迅先生名人名言那种感觉……在门捷列夫晚年那个时代，人类合成了丙烯酰胺。所以理论上门捷列夫知道丙烯酰胺也是成立的，但这话不是他说的，如果对题主造成了困扰真是很抱歉(捂脸)", "question": "门捷列夫是否说过「如果你今天在实验室里喝了一口饮料，那总有一天你会不小心喝一口丙烯酰胺」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "陆海空", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grz1l3kztpj30ci0elq6c"}
{"text": "不必了，我以前就是", "question": null, "star": 171, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "给我唱首歌。", "question": "请问在卡拉OK中如何得到高分？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3843293"}
{"text": "看啊！！！我是六号！我是六号！为什么大家都说我是九号！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "这双鞋左右脚不一样", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "当心，警察来查了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQzhzZULVC1BbYK2lBibxZvaLGiciabZicAzlsEm05lLK220zhiathM22UIKQ"}
{"text": "嗯？处理水？要我帮你处理一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357013"}
{"text": "闪闪发光的白鸟武士啊。", "question": "稍微改动一下曲子的歌词。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792884"}
{"text": "暑假最后一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3cIbHLVb4V27ibafYjIMNuk40gPoBEZABcqicMibq0FoTSFnAZEv354drA"}
{"text": "祝我放假了但是突然要上班的惊讶。", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "请客吃饭点餐的时候，发现朋友盯着最贵的几个菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLAMDS7X3icXwZJ9gwU9X6WEHib4jP9jAkicYGpG4seichSLzUAkaMHAnyPw"}
{"text": "接触到死亡笔记就出现了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4972516"}
{"text": "突然发现，在我构想的未来中，总是有她。", "question": "什么瞬间让你确定对方就是真爱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小肿马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrHlPgUhZIkMibVezjc5EWzhXZKroOib9iceqFSMc5E8d3UFVkGDD6PdEPA"}
{"text": "又动了球门立柱啊，是射门的那只锤子吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4007473"}
{"text": "仅仅通过看就能恢复视力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5617048"}
{"text": "两万五千马力的铁臂阿童木。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "我以为不会铜臭味，但是我的身体开始绿化了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4110695"}
{"text": "第一波", "question": "我已经说了够多了。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516049"}
{"text": "不是单出了一个系列叫乡村爱情吗？里面好几对呢", "question": "为什么恋综里大都没有东北人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自己的手机正在接无声电话。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1004014"}
{"text": "屁股坐到蟑螂后的惊慌失措", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQhCD2dzWKW4b35VEV5E1sWPccWhw8SRxjeY254FtaaCX5Zan66kkU8A"}
{"text": "对方出了皮卡丘。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6800612"}
{"text": "他们讨厌我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4192412"}
{"text": "仔细一看，竟然是前男友。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5814818"}
{"text": "这是北欧的小姐姐啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6587769"}
{"text": "让我帮你开开眼", "question": null, "star": 224, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "你要是关了，估计室友怼你造成的伤害更大。", "question": "路由器在床的下面辐射会不会很大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个人也没来的万圣节", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgPws3fo6OcM1k2EExAs9KMCehcib1GKfC3ap5Nht5QfGhSv0vsGo13n52jyeExeTzicMJVpIx3OfdA"}
{"text": "「感冒」「感冒」「癌症」「感冒」「感冒就决定是感冒了」『等会儿！这我可放不了心！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guqh0dyc96j60ci0el41o02"}
{"text": "嘎吱响的家具。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3339631"}
{"text": "在机场托运的行李都成了鸡蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn8n3UWfJ9tEuJrjdfy73S6Dou6LBoVqcOmPtu4vYGLwEnpHztQrdpgHw"}
{"text": "烧狗引发花开的老爷爷的故事。", "question": "随便说一下这个故事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1979138"}
{"text": "大家都忘记我了吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6378530"}
{"text": "《行尸走肉》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2300675"}
{"text": "话说梁山聚义厅 108 条好汉每天吃罢早饭只能齐聚一堂，大眼瞪小眼，生怕某个兄弟出去巡山发生不测，后果不堪设想......神医安道全的职责最重，每个兄弟有个头疼脑热都如临大敌衣不解带地小心伺候，终于有一天宋江看不过去发话了「兄弟，你也歇歇吧，你要是累出个好歹来，我等还不是一样下场...」宋史记载：某日，贼段景柱私自下山，于窑子里与人争风吃醋被殴致死，梁山遂平。", "question": "乔峰死的时候为什么段誉和虚竹不死，结拜的时候不是说要同生死了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厨师的心情随笔", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6420125"}
{"text": "「老师，奥特曼想到黑板上做题」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efvkadhb6jj20b60asjsb"}
{"text": "看着小学毕业纪念册，怀念地翻阅时，发现有个家伙写得超厉害的……就是我啊……", "question": "我觉得。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061733"}
{"text": "听到儿子给女友打电话的妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNKLdQA5T8Ul1D15Ok1zr7QG43akricicicib6NJTiaWKupuk6iaSD0aKol3NnA"}
{"text": "你明白了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1679573"}
{"text": "室友新注册一个股票账户，然后跳出一个提示：你已打败80%的用户…", "question": "2015年的股灾，你身边有哪些真实的悲惨故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如何与女朋友相处", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArJ2sJjWJibNeibxJnbmQ03damCPwJm0QqCFriaflqO5EyqK6Hn0EUMwnDA"}
{"text": "请问需要多少升油？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7107078"}
{"text": "不是那里，再下面一点！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5526012"}
{"text": "哎呀呀！你怎么能这样画呢！？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3195108"}
{"text": "(0)", "question": null, "star": 299, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw1spyy1lfj60w2186n2q02"}
{"text": "带着女友回到公司。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "上了碗乌冬面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grprpfmffpj30ci0el0yy"}
{"text": "你这样的提问不像是学哲学的。", "question": "学哲学能做什么工作呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看啊，我在做运动理发呢，这个发型真傻。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7336585"}
{"text": "看了全盛时期的广告。", "question": null, "star": 90, "type": "I2T", "image": "1217249"}
{"text": "哎呀！？星期六也要工作啊！？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5339323"}
{"text": "我已经尽全力了，但是很遗憾……死因是猫咪过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwv2xxiyjqj30ci0el0wl"}
{"text": "不抖机灵（误）8730579 即 8 7 3 (0) 5 7 9令 A=1, B=2, ..., Z=26，得 HGCEGI.QWE 加密，得 iuetuo.下面分类讨论：1.倒序，得 outeui，即 OUT of Everything U In，说明她刚失恋，不建议追（2.凯撒 14 位，得 wishic据常识，IC=I See，即：WISH I See即“希望我看见了（你的付出）”，暗示她已经注意到了你的付出(tian)，建议趁热打铁综上，建议题主慎重考虑，不宜操之过急，也不宜小火慢炖（大雾", "question": "我喜欢的女生的QQ好友验证问题是8730579，是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被猫抓住了弱点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6714888"}
{"text": "地雷源的常见中文表达是地雷阵。", "question": "障碍赛跑新采用的障碍物是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6970512"}
{"text": "趁男友睡了刷脸付尾款", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4pr09THWUvUPdBHpFb1x280BX4vqD4jQpibAnDfacHdLF3Lxrza3Y26w"}
{"text": "第一间中国大使馆会开在中国么...", "question": "为什么中国把全球首家孔子学院开在韩国？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夏日梦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235103"}
{"text": "核聚变反应堆", "question": "一位十岁的小天才在暑假期间完成了他的自由作业是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231278"}
{"text": "卧槽，发言稿怎么变成了洗衣机说明书", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acB54lvPqqTfMDib7wRVHjP8RxswXw8ST4tFp1YSAaVBDHlDUibkPiaNhN6A"}
{"text": "经过20分钟顽强抵抗最终还是被打了疫苗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ed7cieh446j20ai0ck3zk"}
{"text": "狗：您的孩子去给一个约架的哥们儿报恩当软甲去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmKwpXpfoaG7s5L5q6vficI41iajmXSOhj5Jv3DEyd3jlQiazmKjsjBg7dA"}
{"text": "这个黑蒜真的很好吃，yue.....", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "谁告诉你当下中国约炮成风？有数据支持吗？风在动？幡在动？是题主的心动了吧～", "question": "如何评价中国社会当下约炮成风的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对着别人车窗做鬼脸时，车主出现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKalWnUPXUggBXxf3rAS7Nib4kkl2XrTeqEqNza4r1x7iatF2mFOHvFibXQ"}
{"text": "微信运动 1 亿步成就达成。", "question": "假如世界时间暂停两年只有你一人拥有时间，你会做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "圣诞老人才是我亲爹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9jhxztojsj30ci0el75x"}
{"text": "身体虽然已经变成王子，阳光下却仍会现出青蛙的影子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uNGIib9SHia7GqacacIhbjzxqmjiaq8MZGQaKup45Et6mV4j1PFicC4roibw"}
{"text": "动漫钥匙扣", "question": "抽了一次一万日元的扭蛋，出了什么啊？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663022"}
{"text": "洗面间在那边。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506487"}
{"text": "“遛奶奶嘴里说着狗去喽”，手里拎着拖布就出门了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g12da1ozjkj20ow0x7n1d"}
{"text": "筷子没切好。", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "说给我个「惊喜」，但是我在跟他并排走的时一直盯着他书包里漏出的一只毛绒绒熊的耳朵。", "question": "男朋友最傻的时候是什么时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "秘密文件夹的数据不见了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1377089"}
{"text": "虽然我很自信，但是没有人模仿这个发型，我觉得很寂寞。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303511"}
{"text": "32我感觉我好像变身了", "question": null, "star": 73, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8lx2mpr2rj614016wdmo02"}
{"text": "因不服裁判判罚，企图把球场变成擂台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNpsddZOEMkbWtKluZagwUROzZujvlUmiajZDMvoBRPKdYD2ibicEDfnibvA"}
{"text": "新手村", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "我都这么拼了还不收养我吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8zrcq3zr2j20zp0zpq8h"}
{"text": "这部作品时长为15分钟，氛围剧集时长为1小时30分钟。", "question": "我讨厌这样的逃跑中。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6752640"}
{"text": "哈哈哈！她的美瞳掉了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OrOicd0cy5RD1B2prj4Mud5FPoiaLrDPuD7mLcEria8IaCI2SPrCwsG98A"}
{"text": "饿得直发抖，饿得心慌意乱。", "question": "可能是大麦克吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5584072"}
{"text": "等一下，我吃了蛋糕。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6028956"}
{"text": "就你家拿出炒花生米当主菜，刘禹锡都得向你家请教陋室铭 2 的撰写", "question": "第一次去男朋友家受委屈应该发作吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上海人甚至不知道上海青叫上海青。", "question": "荷兰人知道中国把荷兰豆叫荷兰豆吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，吃比萨应该配雪碧才对啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4456566"}
{"text": "喜欢狗的话就去睡觉吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7323815"}
{"text": "律师交代说只要否定就行了，“这根本就不是一张纸”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "世界上有五大超能力者，各有一种独特的能力：瞬间得知对方拥有的超能力；使对方超能力弱化到原有的十分之一威力；100% 模仿对方的超能力；偷走超能力据为己有，令对方变成普通人；张开力场，范围内所有的超能力失效。不过世界上只有这五个超能力者。", "question": "有哪些有趣的「最弱异能」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买的时候觉得挺好看的呀.", "question": null, "star": 457, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gplqk4m909j60xp18xwk602"}
{"text": "厕所模组加载失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03taLn3jKnJyfKnJeLGpcRc6AuCKnXdLJgxnTQ32ftm24d2ibFyEZrEJHQ"}
{"text": "等你家长没看到回头给你一拳", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "静电等级LV100", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6354303"}
{"text": "也许你不能拆掉他，但是你可以试试把它绑在背后度过余生呀！", "question": "躺在地上背后压着一颗跳雷，真的就没办法拆掉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们能用ippongrando的比赛梗吗？可以啊！", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "331193"}
{"text": "可以试试「苹果肌卧推」，「咀嚼肌飞鸟」，「笑肌划船」，「舌骨肌群平板支撑」，「下唇方肌深蹲」，「口轮匝肌硬拉」，「帽状腱膜引体向上」 等无氧训练动作，是对训练面部肌肉比较有帮助的。可以从中选择 3-5 个动作，每个动作 5-8 组，每组 8-12 RM 次。组间休息 90 秒。也可以一边在健身房的跑步机上做有氧运动，一边进行上述无氧练习，会带有 「方圆五米之内无人敢靠近」的效果。", "question": "为什么健身的人不练脸上的肉？感觉不协调啊。", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试图补暑假作业的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHmwiaRU7XzwMCKksKicHWmPUpjjm4xNxRRzbOP3nwYLMU2ZicfSlFmKyKg"}
{"text": "妹妹猫", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "2451722"}
{"text": "寒假作业写完了吗？期末考了多少分啊？班里排第几呀？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCl3ZlOSFibdANPnlmbNJibGamTCTF9v3fv4aorK1Mmk9e9IxI86kicjb7w"}
{"text": "我的优点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHXOibiaTwr51tUhQoXPyUib0p5ibDa2xoCnibRibIUKIzXYe3LuZzEV7F2OEg"}
{"text": "哇哦！那边有个超可爱的小孩儿啊！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387929"}
{"text": "那就是你的错，太好了，太好了。", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "我想借猫的爪子试试。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360498"}
{"text": "其实那里面关着麦当劳蜀黍", "question": "肯德基店里写着「未经值班经理允许请勿开启」的房间里是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "非本土出生公民无权参选美国总统。", "question": "当着猴群的面把猴王打败，我会成为猴王吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的工作没了。", "question": "如果飞机从这个世界消失会怎样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7301335"}
{"text": "有一次，我班上一男生来办公室找我问阅读题。我讲，他要记，但他自己随身带的那支笔怎么也不出水。正好当时我的课代表也在旁边写东西（课代表是女生，且是我们班男生们私下悄悄选出的「班花」）。男生叨念着「笔怎么不出水」的时候课代表刚好写完，就顺手把自己手里的笔递给了他。正写着呢，邻班一女生喊了一声报告就走进了办公室。毫不夸张，就在那声报告喊出的一瞬间，这个男生非常惊慌地把手里的笔扔了出去，音落笔落（男生背对着门，完全没看见人，只听见了那声「报告」），我和另外两位老师以及课代表，全吓一跳。就这样，原本隐藏得天衣无缝的一段「地下恋情」，在办公室里，当着二人各自的班主任及另外一位任课老师，因为一支笔，彻底暴露了……", "question": "男生的「求生欲」很强是一种什么样的表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "付了钱后像吃霸王餐一样跑掉可太好玩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEcyuz0bYlg4KDdmrJq4K0q1XReIVOq0hXSXe9lNsDPtMthAlUt0NsXQ"}
{"text": "电音爱好者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXZlr8bPdgXfZGPIUNtqN8oKVgKU1yKxicVmm8ib3Ok3mEJEH68J6MrGOA"}
{"text": "你喜欢我的冷笑话，而且很容易被逗笑。", "question": "请不要让我难堪/为难我。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2492390"}
{"text": "你也真是个尼泊尔人啊。", "question": "某个伊夫德人对任何事情都感到惊讶。他对什么感到惊讶3次？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313468"}
{"text": "喷！又被小孩叫了阿姨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g970sn0wfnj211s1edgst"}
{"text": "偷跑出去的装睡伪装太敷衍了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8zGvbRq1zV8mpdTgnibtBq0LEEWK0TRxwROJ331Tric3Nd9o16QkYiaI9A"}
{"text": "切歌吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZF6DopIB7r8hyfgJQcn3JgGnMia9sRVgGyvLx6PS1eKeic92UAat9TRJg"}
{"text": "我正在为干燥肌肤烦恼的时候，一个涂了凡士林的大叔走了过来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138716"}
{"text": "相亲男女见面了好多次介绍人都不识趣的留到最后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3FW03v6JQXjibAZU5dtetzn5AH0eQMAiaY6ib9hmUn86RF1qbEEOhOaByA"}
{"text": "这样大雄就是我的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHiaOIZXMxtdYE0D8cwiaibibTuOl1WrJ73uia6AB4vbibzpflp6bmv5bVibg1w"}
{"text": "猪叫吨，这真是个老爹笑话，连小孩子都不会笑啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3942970"}
{"text": "指向北斗星", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "盗墓笔记拍成那样都有人看。", "question": "长得帅是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！果然最新型的戴森！能吸收空气中的大量污垢！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3931140"}
{"text": "那不是UNO，是WOOD！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1886058"}
{"text": "我被留了下来，参加修学旅行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518611"}
{"text": "左一是薛之谦吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "喂！拍完照片就从我家房顶下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZmduiaEib5Atbibwr8KXxxfAc8pVx66uEsQO8Wvn0ysUqKGt4cFxw1KXibQ"}
{"text": "把线上聚餐喝倒的朋友送去医院", "question": null, "star": 1300, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gix9w1auw8j60u0140n3k02"}
{"text": "游泳比赛起点", "question": null, "star": 210, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvv8d94bsgj60z41audl302"}
{"text": "是蚊子啊！蚊子！", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586845"}
{"text": "所以不是在放屁！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967341"}
{"text": "去劳灾部门申请工伤认定。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "444050"}
{"text": "儿子，你可以不在吃饭的时候手艺活吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLXx5icju0c8grMSnvken9DzUkspiaOpz56oEjyQzWlfe8jVqDceTSOnGQ"}
{"text": "只是在给全世界的孩子们送礼物而已。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6924683"}
{"text": "不要推！不要推！绝对不要推·", "question": null, "star": 112, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9hdiapl0zj61401o013n02"}
{"text": "机长", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6077650"}
{"text": "她被甩了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6097603"}
{"text": "唱歌……当时十二岁，做一个男性器官无用组织切除手术。麻了之后医生（女）一边拿酱油色的玩意儿涂抹我（大概是碘酒）一边在唱《不得不爱》……再然后……我就和她一起唱了起来……然后一个手术室都唱了起来……", "question": "半麻手术状态下你都听医生聊过什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又要我欺负大雄吗？可以不去吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwkcopaxc1j30ci0eladd"}
{"text": "从前有一个地方住着一位老爷爷和老奶奶，还有一个从尼特族变成自由职业者的45岁儿子。", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 244, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "呐，我的沙滩鞋被冲走了，你能帮我捡回来吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865161"}
{"text": "神父问：“无论何时，你都会发誓爱她吗？” 岸田回答：“我会考虑的。”", "question": null, "star": 1215, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388936"}
{"text": "问这个问题的是妖精吗？", "question": "紧箍咒怎么念？如果是梵文，注音是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "速写课上，男模特动作都做好了女模特怎么还没来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHC30zicSVWmpFAYfZCRoNpX0WSv1oxLqPGibiaDV8DAYDsCJ5N6xXS6iaBQ"}
{"text": "当初我爸坚持亲自设计，我居然没有阻拦。", "question": "关于家里装修，你最后悔的事情有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么没有星星呢？", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "投币即可启动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "花了十年终于挠到痒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNdiaibws6zCZZk7QJkuVXYENoVuaszYlZ0H8NlW9ibx4aLEmuggq6pDbww"}
{"text": "没人信它是草食的", "question": null, "star": 417, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr2m0580wkj60tb1320y002"}
{"text": "死鱼眼泪流。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7225380"}
{"text": "乃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBBd435aul3mHsL19MgC7nbURTBLjQ31V2AMIgjGgQoX69rxlicDB1D4g"}
{"text": "将在V2.01中进行修复。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4196087"}
{"text": "这个杠铃架子挺别致啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "海外移民的海报很卑鄙。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230463"}
{"text": "我的诺基亚用了7年多，要不你编个两只机的虐恋故事？顺便把我的也卖了吧。", "question": "我手上有一台用了 5 年的破旧诺基亚，请问应该编一个怎样的故事才可以在豆瓣卖个好价钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你是英国人吧。别着急，有些孩子就是说话晚，不爱说。你看，你一个外国人，汉语都说这么好，说明你家有语言天赋的基因。孩子将来一定会说好母语的。", "question": "我家孩子今年2岁半了，不爱开口说英语怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑人长了一颗粉刺", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "烤焦了就没办法再吃了。", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "为了孩子们模仿而打出的子弹是真的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5012539"}
{"text": "女人只是不喜欢被无聊的人搭讪，她们用陌陌是内心总在期待有个神奇的邂逅。", "question": "陌陌上女生并不愿意被人搭讪，却为何要继续用陌陌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫被红点所吸引", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj94kBENKClKDWfFZyG2kxRcL3ibia39ibaHaGo3aCk5R2WDLdQ3Iibhba8g"}
{"text": "有个朋友的朋友，纹了个二维码，结果中年发福，现在扫不出来了。", "question": "你见过哪些有意思的文身？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我往前走的时候，会感觉到好像有人在低声说打倒它。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283427"}
{"text": "真人版《魔法禁书目录》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6930132"}
{"text": "三年不见，小恶魔们回老家来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6727862"}
{"text": "这是个棘手的问题。", "question": "老爷子：你就是那个古老的故事吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540931"}
{"text": "小时候孤独地在雪地里练习用尿尿签名。", "question": "在极端寒冷天气下，你们那有哪些让南方人惊叹「还能这样」的北方玩法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "80元，邮费20元100元，包邮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pZ1lATbcOsvjUfEoE891Wk355R2uDeOY7DJrFeqd21hnIkf9jZbXfMQ"}
{"text": "四笔画是5，五笔画是4。", "question": "仔细想想，告诉我七个由“盾”组成的汉字。", "star": 396, "type": "T2T", "image": "7167437"}
{"text": "不是，我是说抱一下。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125842"}
{"text": "这是3D电影吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4027010"}
{"text": "本喵一定帮主人找出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpx2ae95vej30ci0eljyk"}
{"text": "鲁滨逊的死期到了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "鳄有鳄豹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTHX9om0YiaPYiaELnKt94ibaxXkSpwdvxWiaibibXNhfCKibmiam1YqQrrgsSEg"}
{"text": "其他人我不知道，反正我挂了个 python 判断是否女朋友的消息。女朋友的消息发来发去无非就那几种，检索关键字然后预设好几种回答随机回复即可。如果搜索不到，说明问题比较新颖的或者有大事发生，这时再弹出消息提醒手机查看。并且，回复消息将持续更新到现有字典，以便今后同样的问题再度出现。我就是这么秒回的。代表什么？人生短暂，我用 python。一夜之间 3k 赞，这次看到是真的要凉凉了……这程序以后怕是用不上了。本着拆散一对，成全两双的原则。你们要的 GitHub 在这里。youfou/wxpyps：其实可以接入下面这个网站的 api，打造真的聊天机器人，还能查天气预报讲段子什么的。万能的男朋友不再是梦！！图灵机器人 - 智能好用的聊天机器人好了，且行且珍惜。我去买口红了。", "question": "如果一个男生在打游戏但秒回了一个女生的消息，这代表着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当老师对你生气的时候在老师身后的那个家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4kPGvbd3etzjyI2ulib3WMnUPNKUKLrVOPGtA7L8HbEViaDcxzV9DdRpQ"}
{"text": "学生D在嘿嘿地笑！", "question": "老师把拉里霍尔马唤醒了！让学生A睡着了！让学生B睡着了！让学生C睡着了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2984954"}
{"text": "老妈说完晚安没把门关严", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksBNrobQ3cMaSLFuuW13a5lhawsyq4ib39bEibXBhbibiaIiaxEiaIE0ia6H9LQ"}
{"text": "激活了隐藏关卡", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "无论被刺多少次，父亲都不肯放弃女装。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4099036"}
{"text": "美国真人版《皮卡丘》大家集合了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1081215"}
{"text": "棒球运动员蜕皮现场珍贵照片", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "让开，这是我一个人的走廊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPgLhyLibFibuR8OKZEmqacmKEuhiaqP9F1XLsJnmdFtkngGYzmTw6lRhhg"}
{"text": "不会比心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6sbl9UbCn2uWSicf6vQ3DMXpOyKCDvTYic0MLSSfAlamCgcIXibu1L1IOw"}
{"text": "县城哈利波特", "question": null, "star": 241, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guaq7yfv1aj611o10cqa402"}
{"text": "主人！阿喵把花瓶给……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hiad18l5ozj30ci0elwi3"}
{"text": "这家伙，趁我孙子不注意的时候逃跑了……然后我就去报仇了。", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "我？纳入生肖？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6Ob2HPdiaxl8qYI2ddeIf3YibrsnuQPwnf6krm7lpmtFNWLrY5icqiaAoFkA"}
{"text": "请问有什么需要我帮忙的吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6459501"}
{"text": "他们正在菇类和香菇之间进行战争！你们听好了！我要支持香菇的村落！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5669293"}
{"text": "对不起，已经关门了吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381665"}
{"text": "药店老板说吃了这个药就能把老婆看成最爱的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNuEn575K5D7qTyOnwickj9FHPV9WLamgNskuSfibeguiakKGkkp3icCnkPA"}
{"text": "芝麻过敏。", "question": null, "star": 604, "type": "I2T", "image": "6910738"}
{"text": "厕所的隔墙突然都倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz47eoh2JiaTc2xVe7bl0HHicVfQY9urJPJibwRPZibIYuribnALOl2Ht9HZGg"}
{"text": "扔在池子里4天的洗碗布看见我又放进来一个脏碗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwwrjad797y3bqicSKsugoNhzXicezbQ3qQxAetXicw4XzowGjfvyv2p5PQ"}
{"text": "进退两难啊！", "question": "出什么事了？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6721318"}
{"text": "五个五元硬币的成本是六个日元。", "question": "关于硬币的极限城市传说", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2603711"}
{"text": "之前一直收购小动物，虾米这种。再加上自己的飞猪啊千牛啊点点虫啊蚂蚁啊，饲料不够了。这可怎么办。所以年初收购了豌豆荚。最近又收购了大麦。", "question": "如何评价阿里收购大麦网？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中途而废的干贝柱。", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "由于奈良的判决，平等院凤凰堂成为了奈良县的财产。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3775864"}
{"text": "应该会被地球刮死吧。", "question": "如果下一秒自己与月球相对静止，我会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种问题～你说吃狗粮好，要被剩饭喂养的人骂。你说喂剩饭好，要被狗粮喂养的人骂。要我说，每天给狗子 20 块钱，它想吃什么就买什么。---我个人认为，狗子会用这 20 块买炸鸡。", "question": "吃狗粮的狗和吃剩菜剩饭的狗有什么不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "苏轼和 sushi 有什么关系？", "question": "士大夫和 staff 有关系吗，感觉发音有点像哎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某娱乐会所被一锅端了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibBiauSaicysTJB3E985SHE0iaf1QIkjmeJLjcWLJhaPuK8ZKKwnYFhBASw"}
{"text": "这家伙，不是男人吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1580297"}
{"text": "去学学电焊吧，容易让人眼前一亮。", "question": "怎样才能让喜欢的男生注意自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "月光刑警和美茄子刑警", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "送？奇怪的人？往那边跑了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0k10xaun8j30ci0el423"}
{"text": "因为结婚了，所以把这支部队交给你，队长（暂代）就绝望了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4310026"}
{"text": "我们这有顺丰之后我们都再也不说自己是农村的了。", "question": "顺丰到底有多厉害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你是哪个星座的？", "question": "如何激怒一个天文爱好者?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？人质呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4018327"}
{"text": "拼了狗命的成为我的低配版。", "question": "大家怎样看待身边的学人精？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要挂上博士头衔，这个角色就立刻成了横跨生物电子医学通讯材料化学机械的复合型发明家。比如：蝶结变声器手表型麻醉枪脚力增强鞋足球腰带犯人追踪眼镜贴纸式追踪器...反正我从来没见过身边的 PHD 们还会发明东西的。", "question": "看网络小说的时候，有哪些片段让你觉得作者的文化素养并不高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看了半天，我觉得解释为“开光”最为合适。", "question": "整天看到有人在说赋能，赋能到底是个什么鬼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "道我睡着了也是这个熊样？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xesyl1bfj20fx0eadhw"}
{"text": "孩子，从哪里来都欢迎你来玩儿！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3007834"}
{"text": "爸爸拿私房钱带你去吃肯德基", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tn3UOjhIlvlX2LKF2dIZLQMrO8fG7BN2761YSDHnl8muSp4ia5DC3udg"}
{"text": "去打保龄球怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2253161"}
{"text": "美术课后在美术室。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5068234"}
{"text": "假装考试能过", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "很显然，公司处于水深火热之中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrwUmicQ09h3x5972eMQgI90rGQEUPkNrJtAK0h8Sp06l7XBVticWPMtg"}
{"text": "所有的工具都标有JIS标志。", "question": "这样的多啦A梦是绝对回不到未来的。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2836439"}
{"text": "其他不知道，但是装作情商低，倒是可以省下非常多的时间和精力，然后专注在自己真正喜欢的事情和真正喜欢的人身上。", "question": "情商低的男性有哪些表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇，蓝色出车祸了，需要赔偿金吗？", "question": null, "star": 112, "type": "I2T", "image": "7190729"}
{"text": "喂！有声音哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibGDSTNPn38ppILD93fGMatrcICRo6EAhytJauWHBr9eqicTmZkGxTnDw"}
{"text": "伪装成摄影师的SCP工作人员正在进行A级记忆消除", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZXOkTYbBrbSSFCp15cT1paTQibxp2iaymOGGXibzXI1KEnf8ykWRLu9BsQ"}
{"text": "完成是妈妈早上煮的饭。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5370706"}
{"text": "薛定谔的律师，之前的律师不是 lqd 的兄弟", "question": "如何看待明尼苏达案刘强东突然更换新律师？这个案子对京东来说考量和意义是什么？对案件走向会有哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "兄弟，那颗子弹我好像没咬住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3sNZrg97aDs6y4NyGWnasRPY8ATOFZteDLpneFibbQUZZriaYWRLxyYcQ"}
{"text": "你们能听到巴西人吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvRQfME0rS0bJMHnic2dYnOnnIZP4KHSYXFRCSczh0ZnXwKce7iaKGvoNA"}
{"text": "有时响霹雳有时雨滂沱有时微粘糯有时丁香颗触手皆温软回眸相见欢侬今弃汝入沟渠他年弃侬亦此般身陷潇湘馆欲去无舟车寄语黄金粒替我济江河", "question": "林黛玉大解之后怎么揩拭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打开lovdoll包装时的兴奋感异常强烈。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2478219"}
{"text": "结石被取出来了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6479932"}
{"text": "真看不下去他那个疯狂的样子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2377791"}
{"text": "昨晚带回来的女人脸上，今天早上就长出了胡子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7139893"}
{"text": "有的，每周组会前的那两天效率贼高", "question": "导师开组会对自己的科研有帮助吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你把胶水涂在机器上了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7139940"}
{"text": "一万零一名顾客不是人类，所以为了驱邪的寓意，用落叶填充破了的琥珀。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2412308"}
{"text": "喝多了~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3592397"}
{"text": "那里的你，别再用手指指着别人了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861461"}
{"text": "前一个家伙便秘了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "额……我刚刚丢出去的是啥？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owIZe02RiafibteAl8D2ogNh6xvL9oUxqtAYONdVSUNodnpKdFGDjyafRPg"}
{"text": "每天把一条鱼放在好叼的地方等我偷走后假装追赶的店主已经不在了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqmtc0jcdhj30ci0el7e0"}
{"text": "Fine. Thank you. And you?", "question": "当你的前任发给你 How are you，该回复什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你叫我吗？", "question": "别叫了，回去吧。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "7324787"}
{"text": "发现自己的好兄弟也在那群妹子里的我直接愣住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW79G9HYpcDXFOy52olribc8TalfV07gFsDdm5WiaZZhib7REBciaGsvF1cg"}
{"text": "拟人化的猫咪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1565373"}
{"text": "不吹不黑", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "别再跟着我了都说了我妈不让养宠物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtz0oy6wo5j60yd0zmagp02"}
{"text": "你以为躲进被子就安全了？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvkcyb6re7mFSTkybliasMGlUPmic796ibwg8qPYJTmPZcrtbUQMr22LO8A"}
{"text": "马桶里的水溅到屁股前的最后一刻", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "大家回答的都很好很有创意，可是我的女朋友拿去看的时候是不问我意见的。", "question": "女友问「给我看看你手机」时如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这不是塔卡什的声音吧，啊对了，可能是30年前那家伙和源次郎的儿子。", "question": null, "star": 691, "type": "I2T", "image": "1483266"}
{"text": "拿下了胖虎首级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfhc57lyetj30ci0eljuj"}
{"text": "所有影像", "question": "我不喜欢这样的水族馆。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1800923"}
{"text": "另一片已经被吃掉了，奥利奥剩下的部分在努力逃命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8khPPopkvyMWhV6ZrQxQjM9ibaicz6B5pyshtXftAbQSw096JNwibvFwynQ"}
{"text": "艹", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "我就知道他现在回家这么晚，是因为在香烟工厂工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3SDpqHo7kyqCnG4TYGUmCCQnIwLj2xhzkiaT6G6OyUjXt8g1NQ3DJuJg"}
{"text": "快回去这里停车费收超贵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibmicyyMibBSCecaicTfGNmpiaeakskPiajfTCk1BW8JUyYpMEGHqSjuJib7Cg"}
{"text": "两个没割包皮和一个割了包皮的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZuk71od06sjf4vDCRY8NHO20RwBTl1uBwPQdc8VZRgiaQoHWCt9D5ut3RQ"}
{"text": "我是不是该放弃当偶像了...", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4967156"}
{"text": "你真的有吗？美容师资格证", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ang85kk0j30ci0eldiz"}
{"text": " 美国海军总部在1995年10月10日公布此通话记录加拿大人员： 请你改变你的航向朝南15度以避免碰撞。美国人员：建议你改变你的航向朝北15度以避免碰撞。 加拿大人员：不，你必须改变你的航向朝南15度以避免碰撞。美国人员： 这是美国海军军舰舰长，我再说一次，改变你的航向。 加拿大人员：不，我再说一次，你要改变你的航向。美国人员：这是美国海军林肯号航空母舰，美国大西洋舰队第二大舰船。我们与三艘驱逐舰。三艘巡洋舰及多艘支援舰只同行。我要求你改变你的航向朝北15度。 我再说一次。朝北15度。否则将采取反制措施以确保本舰的安全。 加拿大人员：这里是灯塔，换你说。 ", "question": "每次让你说一个笑话，你必讲的是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "服务员的态度就像你别来这家店啊的气场十足。", "question": "深夜便利店的那些事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2803082"}
{"text": "求偶行为", "question": null, "star": 224, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmbjzp41r4j60u012gapg02"}
{"text": "弃暗投明，用这个去建设社会主义吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBibTiadDODkMDiabEazTXMsVPU6uQLicVdfGgjxPSJibmm4pOTlePwVT2IMA"}
{"text": "OK，现在您的衣服彻底甩干了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahM60zTibkvWhdzhDTjEPvAnrA6sGOff2OcxK8WCWXkypkLiaMoicgN7vJ9g"}
{"text": "柯南转来班上后每天少一个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbiac1hsavj30ci0eldgj"}
{"text": "功能齐全：话筒、汽车档把、杠铃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjG1ia9YQ8Rkiax00JWjFg8PWREvYho9OUIqoia7NmG9ibJFFBKnEicJEtE2aw"}
{"text": "动物园小镇", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4103110"}
{"text": "首先，你得知道你附近的菜市场在哪里！然后，买条鲤鱼，记住一定是一斤半以上的。然后去鳞片，清洗干净，鱼腹内的黑色粘液要清理干净。准备就绪以后鱼身上均匀涂抹料酒，鱼腹内放入葱段、姜片、装盘，打开燃气灶上锅蒸 7 分钟左右。出锅后倒入生抽、酱油、等调料。吃的时候一定从鱼头后部开始，一般没有经验的直接奔鱼腹…接下来当你吃到鱼头后第三或第四根大鱼刺的时候你会发现它可以用来捅手机 sim 卡孔！", "question": "家里开手机卡的小针没了，还有什么办法能把手机卡拿出来不？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，那么现在开始砸两个西瓜！砰砰！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2126523"}
{"text": "哥哥，你回来了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6300189"}
{"text": "我喜欢小巧的吉他~(*)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6513474"}
{"text": "大娘，凳子凉，我给您暖和暖和", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQ355T4uIPxdRR4uAjwlOrNfbNSyaKqliaJDNdfGMPiae2qO8lDBfc3wcg"}
{"text": "你要摸哪一边呢？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3810800"}
{"text": "小时候被朋友煽动亲了喜欢的女孩的竖笛，结果那天偏偏忘了竖笛，就去亲了班主任的竖笛。", "question": "我被别人嘲笑得最厉害的一次。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3422721"}
{"text": "敌军准头差的忍不住上前指导", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVMLRayInQ8JU1R5MVDibbjqyAvOg6zibZIgrFGm0HjsiavSonVNvCrbQxg"}
{"text": "哈哈，是基友鼠标哦。", "question": "大人的迪士尼乐园", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3981584"}
{"text": "高中，有一次去找班主任签请假条。我们学校教师办公室很大，一个办公室大概有两个教室大，里面老师很多。然后班主任基本都在同一个办公室，再加上几个副科老师。正好从这个办公室的窗户往下看就是操场……然后当我正在等待班主任签字的时候，站在窗边的隔壁班历史女老师突然喊道：「哎哟哟，这又有一对小情侣牵着手呢，快来认认是哪家的！」然后一堆班主任全都挤了上去，辨认究竟是哪家的孩子……终于知道那些小情侣为什么莫名其妙就被班主任逮出来了……从此我就对操场和那个办公室产生了极大的阴影……", "question": "你在老师办公室见过哪些令人窒息的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在再说谎称生病就太迟了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6265399"}
{"text": "虎式踢", "question": "小手指", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6892596"}
{"text": "无法治愈。", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "3775481"}
{"text": "我平时遇到客户刁难，提出不合理的要求，就会说：我得请示一下领导", "question": "如何看待记者问「为何美国要强调检测比其他国家做得好」，特朗普答「你去问中国」，并称其提问「恶心」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快把你扯掉的头发还给我", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "大家好，今天来做鱼介的美味汤。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834313"}
{"text": "小雷音寺一难，孙悟空去泗州城请大圣国师王菩萨时，提到了「水母娘娘」。带着好奇心我百度了一下，原来水母娘娘是洪泽湖里的一个妖精，有天她看上了一个书生，于是就变成一个书生去跟他交朋友……后面的事您自己去搜索吧。为什么不变成一个美女呢？为什么呢？", "question": "西游记有哪些隐晦内容和暗示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天我去清华招生组下榻的酒店咨询，听到招生老师接电话“多少分？700？700没戏，不用咨询了”", "question": "如何看待 2019 年四川高考成绩分段统计表（一分一段统计表）?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拜托你别动了，点P！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5429019"}
{"text": "主人不在的时候打破窗户进来嗯，一定是跟主人关系不错的人吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibEMR9xCojXn0IaicYGZvmmYYRQ1LvZss0mlJwQOa8LOACzA3mrapFSJw"}
{"text": "「借物竞走」的出题是借走黑钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbhzzkhtp9j30ci0elaeo"}
{"text": "网上提问「我眼镜哪去了？」后有人回答『在不在桌子上？』当我是憨批吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsu88sntfej30ci0eldji"}
{"text": "实际上我在爸爸的房间发现了一件女孩的衣服……突然间，我要宣布我现在最想要的东西！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6426747"}
{"text": "皮卡丘", "question": "试着用八个字来表示世界的终结。", "star": 580, "type": "T2T", "image": "7042511"}
{"text": "被地上和地下停车场同时计费", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uh2uVFzg0ULkXWUxcX8wtatWUresSIxUKQgmMM4wNQFNBvSD5wiaIDww"}
{"text": "卡机嘛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "部长说死也要敲开客户的大门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKwf88dhGeQoeneApH6d0WWomBh3Dib40YEWrmS6GfUFEJmeMazVqmPng"}
{"text": "施耐庵老先生的压力一定很大……", "question": "在创作小说的时候，你的女朋友会介意女主角的名字性格不是她么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "缺德地图持续为您导航", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy6GMRzXDorfKicrDhPIzyjfzYWDm99MVxZ5uTbUnA1k1SgXvQTyYu0EA"}
{"text": "妈妈发来了视频通话邀请：拒绝or接听", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVibxpLoVONJKKOuNBxRnib8ZwtddSPu60YlZ7jgPCSr903Y5HSfCavKSw"}
{"text": "大学刚毕业的我", "question": "有什么东西看上去很值钱却便宜到不可思议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夜晚举行选手村开幕式，比赛项目为混合古典式摔跤。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6477033"}
{"text": "Before:「请用烷基卤化镁对其活性氢进行一下处理并用于进一步反应。」After:「格氏一下。」", "question": "有机反应为什么要用人名来命名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油！一鼓作气！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596627"}
{"text": "抖音外放", "question": "室友要学唢呐请问什么乐器可以镇压他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睡过啦？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "由于正在更新，请稍等片刻。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3507601"}
{"text": "两辆试图遮挡号牌的车。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "第五天/还能穿！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewdswtxw2aj207r09ywfk"}
{"text": "出差回家，看到十个快递包裹。太困了，没拆。", "question": "沉得住气是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？这是用来做无损检测的吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2554084"}
{"text": "被敷衍得太严重，生气了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "498426"}
{"text": "不过对方，捂着脸逃走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TUTy364eOJxLqfuvhCDCBXrbnUpJURJFrIpBBm89KIia2XMM2EuPticyQ"}
{"text": "上小学时，上课偷吃辣条，怕被老师看见，把脑袋伸到桌子里面吃，后来后来，老师把桌子放倒，才把我脑袋拔出来。成为学校的一段传说。", "question": "你有哪些被自己的机智坑了的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你下次别偷 iPhone 不就行了。", "question": "为什么苹果要发明该死的 Apple ID？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的信很令我感动可是你都快要石化了啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9t3je7s3jj20bc0aswfy"}
{"text": "哎呀，好疼啊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4423827"}
{"text": "桥豆麻袋！桃子不切开了吗！？为什么又劈一刀？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haa2izs66sj30ci0eldj6"}
{"text": "由于连日没有案件柯南快不行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0tamvx7l4j30ci0elmzt"}
{"text": "全部通过", "question": "我不喜欢这样的车站。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398760"}
{"text": "明明是新手房却匹配到中国玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0GWLo8ZJMOroQzOET58ORg188ibgibxgU24WY1ArH6icXdduzjZZZ4dvWQ"}
{"text": "这个角度没意义，我还意识到吃饭是个很大的市场", "question": "意识到减肥是个非常大的市场，应该如何深度挖掘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就你那副德行，早晚会被雷劈的。", "question": "反派常说的话。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "7078439"}
{"text": "10+4……嗯……假设我有十个计算器……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpdrujuiuzj60u0140jxb02"}
{"text": "我藏好了……", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "其实我讨厌蟑螂。", "question": "我讨厌这样的蟑螂。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4904326"}
{"text": "你都平白给我十亿了，当然你就是我最好的朋友啊！", "question": "「给你 10 亿，让你背叛最好的朋友」这个博弈难题，大多数人会如何选择？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朱雀、青龙、玄武会很高兴。", "question": "收集七个老虎球可以召唤出一只真正的老虎吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605111"}
{"text": "大雄身体不舒服想早退！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4y41ba5wlj30ci0eln0w"}
{"text": "画作名：大坨鼻屎取出留念", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr6szq4kj20u016otd9"}
{"text": "门被破坏得一塌糊涂。", "question": "名侦探柯南和马娘一起合作会很有趣吧！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6362697"}
{"text": "了解那个人的偏见需要巧妙地提问。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "献血要抽这么多吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgejfh4e1j611n18edm102"}
{"text": "昨天投喂的野猫叫上朋友们来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbbd2k4tchj30ci0eldkc"}
{"text": "好放假啊 不用调休", "question": "为什么美国节日都是几月的第几个星期几，不是几月几号?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不能赞同那个观点，因为我叫碱水（或者类似意思）！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "511739"}
{"text": "带饭写宝贝儿的舍友抬头改成了爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHaPWgiaQtwbRarL5Q6hicMlN0vYicIchW1OlrzDzA0t3c7noibDl2k4wgYA"}
{"text": "我没有家（乡广美）。", "question": "将那首名曲的标题误转换为迷惑之曲。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6329283"}
{"text": "支持者可以参加。", "question": "绝对不能添加到足球的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6504458"}
{"text": "男方不主动求婚的话，你可以自己考虑要不要嫁。男方主动求婚的话，千万不要嫁 —— PS：哪怕治好了也千万不要嫁。", "question": "癌症男友向我求婚，我该不该答应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说了火锅里别放青菜！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hilipo7fvhj30ci0el789"}
{"text": "今天我主要讲两点体会", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fxx6kbsqfej20yi15tkj8"}
{"text": "如果纳帕无法避免的话。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "235573"}
{"text": "因为收视率为0所以肆无忌惮起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCJNTlxG5mWkctJeLODhgOicQqd89SicWicp50ybGLCw0OysqzeibUXz6RWQ"}
{"text": "妈妈，我拿到气球啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRS8KSYd95OGm2ttpMRFygfmjqDWddvVyjGicllRzRrp1w6w2FOBDtKtw"}
{"text": "反正我妈说 512 的时候，我们家的狗是她踹醒的。", "question": "动物是否能预报地震？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在得知我生命即将结束的那一天，他向我表白了。", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "毕业典礼退场时在观众席发现了妈咪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkns9h6ipdj30ci0elq91"}
{"text": "为什么他要赌上全部的4630万呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6578572"}
{"text": "光头了，觉得有点对不起你。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2964393"}
{"text": "一朝学会十, 却把一至九遗忘。", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 42, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "队友的女朋友给他送东西喂水。", "question": "你在踢足球的时候受过最重的伤是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让你不洗袜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJYr1q8RSTKzHOicohfgsicZ7YCP0r08vVncasfu30Pprp6nBG0u6miaia9Q"}
{"text": "电视的发展历程：黑白-彩色-大屏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "我真没抱她！她衣服上的颜色不是我染的", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6py2cosaqj61401hc7ez02"}
{"text": "厕所的镜子是照妖镜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "「辛酸」是排在甲酸乙酸丙酸丁酸......后面的一种酸。", "question": "有哪些违背「常识」的知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在今天的占卜倒计时中，我记得说过“压力很大的一天。如果向社长展现你的Shining Wizard（闪耀巫师），将会带来好运”。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2696093"}
{"text": "「嘿~嘿~嘿~」『小白！站住！把身体还给我！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guxhhldzoqj60ci0elaeb02"}
{"text": "准确指出北方", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "二师兄，找到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20h30O0FP5rfMHBKR3YiausUaDbg4wsah6aX4gX1dfv4vspiakMBJ1uAwQ"}
{"text": "圣诞节和生日", "question": "请告诉我最强的融合方式。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6019131"}
{"text": "孙悟空：“哎呀，超级厉害的人会坐这个过来吗？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2927955"}
{"text": "拉面套客人脖子上了。", "question": "你为什么从海底捞离职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下！要放屁了！", "question": "你...竟然打断别人说话还说个不停？你说什么了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7274027"}
{"text": "你不会也变成猴子吧？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "5689545"}
{"text": "在试衣间试牛仔裤，结果镜子太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdKnYksseWhPxFZe1JBdjDiaXhx0ia0e0yNOTNr6OXwk9VTZGst16yqXFQ"}
{"text": "因为阳性的学生凯瑟琳用脸撞回来的球得分了，所以之后会有班级会议。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7006552"}
{"text": "瞄准了鼻子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3151112"}
{"text": "呼吸急促，听不清说话内容。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4813237"}
{"text": "老是推荐些用不上的东西。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "「王姐，今儿个上户口的怎么排了这么长的队啊？」「咳，甭提了，排前面有个姓张的，已经折腾了仨多小时了，听说现场改了一千八百来个名字还没碰到不重名的呢！」「作孽啊！大姓还想自己取名？！直接像我们家刘虮谖闸搿那样，弄个系统自动生成的不就得了！」", "question": "为什么中国不禁止人名重复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然会埋，但它其实是想把你埋起来。", "question": "我如果往猫砂里拉屎，猫会帮我埋起来吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前世的命运预测结果太准确了。", "question": "害虫不如人类，但比人类低级。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3093928"}
{"text": "捡回一只猫后给它洗澡时逐渐失去了是否是猫的自信", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h68p1uekn9j30ci0el0vj"}
{"text": "喂，你在吗？有回应我一下啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "394703"}
{"text": "在食堂的大妈多给了我一两红烧肉的时候。", "question": "你经历过的最撩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滨田来了吗？好，让他进来！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4169503"}
{"text": "1来面试，就进了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTVrzhtCLLdiclbnP84DBibuG2HaPDxVEzwLHUfFqkPkp58cYdp6aQYG9w"}
{"text": "希望你回家。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6088748"}
{"text": "且慢，我先用听诊器听听报告怎么说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5y531ibPHMwyHmI9QyMUKkqCbibRIZ9frWC8iciac5zelljXcyoMHSEjGGg"}
{"text": "自己排在第一个时其他人在旁边排成了一排", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9ysc15d2lj30ci0eljse"}
{"text": "小伙子们！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3416081"}
{"text": "我不知道   因为喝完醒过来的时候都是第二天下午啦  ", "question": "沈阳的“老雪花”为什么这么特别？喝起来会感觉度数比国内一般的啤酒高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我没做。", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "喂！差不多得了！下半场都开始了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fsjwzfhvn6j20ol0oltcv"}
{"text": "我非常喜欢你。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7356459"}
{"text": "外在决定你接触男人的广度，内在决定你了解的男人的深度", "question": "女孩到底是相貌重要，还是内在重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静香喷了呢！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1555715"}
{"text": "妻子第无数次怪我饭前不祷告", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "为了吃顿烛光晚餐特意让厨师打扮成这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9DcE4TwROLROPEuuGJ06jQUTzlDJNRK3AHJzIGbjia4pAD557jic7GZOg"}
{"text": "小兔患子吵着说要喝热饮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQgzy2eOb6B4JwlRwoJFYXDl6qPRsKwMfWfTDmdn8Yibicib9nKK5M3kz9g"}
{"text": "真是抱歉了，如你所见我儿子他也有在反省了，这次的事还请您能够网开一面……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qcc3Uy6sbQJVlSarkFZLGslw4XhL1UG8mxdkoYaSQypVE5NoqribS4RqKJEpO4dXtboXFmc88WwTw"}
{"text": "这儿有空座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3u7s2q5j20g10e2jsn"}
{"text": "空气被充入了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6006492"}
{"text": "僵尸", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 3449, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "深夜两点有录像播放。", "question": "早安电视播出时，观众投诉蜂拥而至，到底发生了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6985983"}
{"text": "那里拍照不是很好看吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3761433"}
{"text": "新买的充气儿子到了", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "下次要不在有比赛的时候来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3vtEhE1ptSicmoy8SzmWz4oTtX6WU5QCfOPsNIC3DeiaL9opC9NHjWExg"}
{"text": "抬起时用了很大力结果远没想象的重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egrso9lqbkj20b70a9400"}
{"text": "INTP &amp; INFP", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "这是早餐店的队 不是打疫苗的 😱", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "不能在水里玩的游戏。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5861972"}
{"text": "我们只救出了冲浪板！", "question": null, "star": 137, "type": "I2T", "image": "7234790"}
{"text": "你要钻孔吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5212733"}
{"text": "都别想下班", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "猫罐头加工现场", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "就算有变身的术法也没用！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1691147"}
{"text": "工作就输了。", "question": "太新颖的游戏规则让人难以适应。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6819224"}
{"text": "第一个冒出来的想法：苏老师真真是在跑数据 ", "question": "如何看待暨南大学苏炳添副教授以自己为例发表中国男子 100m 短跑论文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个女人拿着武器的猫。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5583126"}
{"text": "你去过松屋吗？", "question": "给特权阶级和上级国民一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367498"}
{"text": "毫无背景可言的上班族", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHwta9y1mWZcsIl18fjSLnU8SlttxniciaG2xK9XSnnpKm7icwKzdImFENA"}
{"text": "吸血鬼：放了蒜泥的毛血旺到底能不能吃，纠结", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868jG5v1TWtM2jl9odzAKFricrxccibPdic2dEq5aszKl5p85OxcjpSoiaY4g"}
{"text": "你说那个白猫啊？去那边了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjcPwJ54gHQ6r8qZvRdo6TibViblYaoFTbQ98Qibp8OAx7pXFLI63KJzXPw"}
{"text": "我正常走路了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6076519"}
{"text": "故事是这样的：几年前，我还在普林斯顿读博。一天中午，在火石图书馆门口抽烟，遇到一位欧美长相的大哥借火。哥们儿看我是中国人，递给我一根女士烟，冷不丁地来了句：「哥们儿，来根儿坤烟呗？」这字正腔圆的北京腔惊得我烟差点从嘴里掉下来。一来二去混熟了，原来是土耳其汉学家，研究中土关系，经常陪同土耳其元首访华。后来常约饭，饭后又常约烟，他教会了我一句应景的土耳其谚语：İster fakir ol ister fukara her yemekten sonra yak bir sigara (不管生活是贫穷还是富裕，吃完饭，都可以来根烟)。回沪工作一年，今天这谚语终于派上用场了！中午吃完午饭，在楼下抽烟，遇到一欧美长相的小哥借火，问「where u from」，答曰「Turkey」。于是我吸了口烟，故作镇静，看了一眼衣着散漫的小哥，冷不丁吐出了那句土耳其谚语 İster fakir ol ister fukara her yemekten sonra yak bir sigara (不管生活是贫穷还是富裕，吃完饭，都可以来根烟)。小哥被惊得烟差点从嘴里掉下来，开始和我说土耳其语。我解释说我只会说这一句，他愣是不相信，说这种土得掉渣的话只有他奶奶辈的人才常说。", "question": "装腔太成功让人深信不疑是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是不是画在脸上了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595477"}
{"text": "怎么样医生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibEkv8NKwOZSiaDI94cwlz7nB8rQ817MeO76LNeRh4ibsFe7IMr70d9jbA"}
{"text": "卖不出去就卖羊毛。", "question": "你把那件乙烯卖了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7186822"}
{"text": "这就是“被践踏”的感觉，知道了吧？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0hT8sk63EGnEuKfsYb95oBbicW3SzM4XWjrq9KRa8xzjosvGecX9lKsQ"}
{"text": "剖腹之痛。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "破灭的使者先生，感谢您的来信！", "question": "用破灭的使者这个词写一篇积极向上的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6196719"}
{"text": "由于系列野球队的球员感染病毒，活动暂停。", "question": "介绍一下诞生于联赛中的阪神老虎队和另一支队伍的特色。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5023887"}
{"text": "医生，我被猫挠了一下，没事吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmA6nC8AFEdd9nOUtia78DQxag0eDlT3KvxibGwxl09NeznwqkKy2mMnlQ"}
{"text": "可以画在口罩上。", "question": "戴口罩，还需要画口红吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我帮你解决了你的最大弱点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7309128"}
{"text": "突然被人抽走了笛子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVtDSIIvwaic5HZvr5mgibgwXWXWLXdVM2lGvWib5HRUHLZ8IWjTibjZZd8A"}
{"text": "敌方球门在对面！对！面！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3c8o471xyj20yi15uh25"}
{"text": "卡拉OK里第一首歌就被点到，迟迟唱不完，情绪就降下来了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1957089"}
{"text": "地三鲜三兄弟在一起是有生物学依据的！因为土豆茄子和辣椒都是尼玛~茄科的。（注：尼玛是语气助词，无实际意义……）还有西红柿也是茄科的！所以吃薯条要配番茄酱！！！", "question": "有哪些令平常人感到不可思议的动植物分类？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我只有135毫升的罐装啤酒。", "question": "啤酒倒不出泡沫，原因是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5889327"}
{"text": "再坚持一下吧，还有一点距离。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351819"}
{"text": "没用的，就是那样的安琪拉曼！", "question": "那个标题太浪费了，删掉它吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6090324"}
{"text": "小馒头，刚才对不起。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1465068"}
{"text": "嗯，那等我先去卸个妆哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t3q8xRoaJfdMcj5jzWQBM9ia3Vns06uOPuxHhHsHkD1X8r7ibbibEWWTAA"}
{"text": "在你之前谈过两个，一个文艺的一个普通的。( ˇ ^ ˇ )", "question": "「你交过几个男（女）朋友？」的标准答案是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咦，导盲杆怎么不动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIFeuL0Sibc5dbMHwE2CkzapXmm2do3BXHm7x7DebFGoiahFMKMaF1IkNA"}
{"text": "哦，原来如此。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3587186"}
{"text": "刚才在吃的面包突然不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7607i7ekkj30ci0elgmw"}
{"text": "导航突然说要左转", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn8mic5NzzcZkwu0xoibCdA5TqPHrsEynbS9wKsB4GZv8nP9icNPcOsObdrA"}
{"text": "忘记穿正装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EqaLQrLgcd4KchVJ1kuWeH1sgicDVpjJzwEX7cxHicbwjZMuB5Er4x7o8QSmvUclLtTHTtsA5KZ1Pg"}
{"text": "给客人的菜被吃了半份。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7327415"}
{"text": "山田把班上的女生弄哭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06Dr3pSVNQPBI0sOFiaN1GLXlZFULW9Aju6YBOQhjibTa1k6KCKSibGicBrDg"}
{"text": "外星人表示空间折越没什么技术含量，地球人怎么飞个卫星过冥王星用了这么多年？！", "question": "铅笔没太多科技含量，为什么古代没发明出铅笔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，要去做露营吗？台风要来了哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4549113"}
{"text": "就当做是一边面试一边吃饭。", "question": "相亲是怎样的一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦A梦的鼻子生锈了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGxgfibRdPBDnpwSf4FocI8P26ZXuCdafXY8HyYicVI9XubticIwCNgFVvg"}
{"text": "“用白色方框挡住自己要说的话”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "等半天都没反应。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6338176"}
{"text": "「教练，我想打篮球…………」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh3aw6kfasj20aj0bomy4"}
{"text": "同学们看见了吗，三丈就是这么高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHrgk14M2ypWg9YY39R0Xm831Fcgs7uJu9OiaNASicsjWaBz7vficF5G5hw"}
{"text": "卖火柴的前男友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkZqicmnrWc8zZ1gVYyRp589OSfia48nC0IRQAfOXLMWveqkks9T7ficDAA"}
{"text": "新宿区域、袖珍区域等被划分得非常详细，每个区域都需要单独购买票。", "question": "在吉翁公国经营的主题公园中常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359714"}
{"text": "只告诉你们大家，我中了彩票...", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387034"}
{"text": "等待解鸭的鸭缩包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibtfiaHBMQdeSMhh7SpZn1gdpmTdnCpb6NoObPVQ34a7fjHV44PzcnTbA"}
{"text": "听好了！我要的是一个旅的人，不是一个女的人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGLpDCC7Ja9fsrymoXx21p2tbPILwTkoWSGYYibSkzNTMxEsicARvMHwIg"}
{"text": "不好，游得太猛，泳裤掉了马上要颁奖了怎么办啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RkkAvYdcs0uibuhPgbsaBBucYkdXLUaGqJqV8OBCiawQBReiaw1swwGucsQboImFC6kwicJGiaO4TOnBQ"}
{"text": "群马的河流", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4802669"}
{"text": "不好意思，刚才忘记放苹果了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWphnkhVpawG9rGYy4yeuSyR6Fzg1c4FSdAUZ3ibxNcsAh4cYbt6vWUibA"}
{"text": "「我去引开那个胖子，你快逃吧，老地方见」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaf1a751aqj20bl09zdgj"}
{"text": "左手崴了去医院时", "question": null, "star": 354, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "微笑着跟歪果仁乘客说：What's wrong with you ?", "question": "飞机上的空姐英语水平怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相亲对象的脚被女人缠住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388127"}
{"text": "铁拳出击，父子对决。", "question": "请用简单易懂的方式向女生解释街头霸王和铁拳的区别。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6954443"}
{"text": "什么婆婆？叫阿姨", "question": "有人问：婆婆66岁大寿，要求儿媳自己一人做66道菜，儿媳妇怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "横着挖个洞吸也还是没有玉米出来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5512961"}
{"text": "制造不在场证明，回去发现由于逆风，自己家烧光了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4p7btfrkfj30ci0elgqg"}
{"text": "你的贵人……叫香菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqdrCGVQqcCL27ZQlEhN0rkNN2icDIx5OUzXa3zfNcenMjQiavSDpfdSpw"}
{"text": "从窗边飞起", "question": "冷静下来思考，歌词很恐怖。", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "7210408"}
{"text": "我字体咋变成红色了❓", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "希望什么样的日子呢？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4374960"}
{"text": "济南千佛山的一个老和尚明目张胆的在我们磕头的时候收了一个顺丰快递然后明目张胆的拆开了，里面是3本黄皮经书现在取经太方便了", "question": "你和快递之间发生过什么神奇的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把火腿肠当成话筒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3p4sBWl8dA5noFMmzVEVHt5SAVGeibhCbo1qcJPLgxExgqphicic7bGcrw"}
{"text": "不要把红的拿走，也不要拿白的，就给我红的。", "question": "看不明白所以放弃了的时候。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181728"}
{"text": "别闹了，人家号称有体的，那是真有体，我们这些号称有脑的，真有脑吗？", "question": "写字楼里很多白领赚得都没楼下卖煎饼果子的人赚的多，中国现在是不是进入了「脑体倒挂」时代？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毕业生一人，在校生也有一人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2034107"}
{"text": "还没有习惯网球规则的躲避球运动员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYr8POPJy6fEQznbWZ9TlTs2yL0dPZmibczIIJcg3uR1yLyytCzsNCmn1g"}
{"text": "银小玉打了。", "question": "用四个汉字以内简洁地描述你的兴趣爱好。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4762408"}
{"text": "本想好好练个跳水，结果每次筋斗云都来救我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6n5xIPDz9AwJvbDRDD1wCOlvibQCpn1CYrwm8UlbtP624TeiaEZHQKGgg"}
{"text": "别担心，这是我家的猫。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7122496"}
{"text": "那家伙转了一圈又回来了。", "question": "柯南说出了震撼的一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4134776"}
{"text": "看到儿子被勒得脸色发紫，为了让他安静下来，我强忍住心中的痛苦假装没事。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2380037"}
{"text": "珍贵的松鼠精灵群捕食场景。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3274919"}
{"text": "我妈：今天你们客人多吗？", "question": "如何一句话惹怒医学生或医务人员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要九块九，整鸡只取一对翅，就在麦当劳。", "question": "人均两千的网红餐厅，整鸡只取一片肉，商家称每天只接待十位预约顾客，你会去尝试吗？如何理解这种经营模式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糟了！忘带听诊器了", "question": null, "star": 240, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkm8nv33w5j612o15mwkc02"}
{"text": "有一次健身之后洗完澡，准备换衣服。刚穿一半儿，就看旁边换衣服的大妈手里拿着内衣，递到我面前，说：「闻闻，闻闻。」虽然在东北……即使大家都是豪爽的性格……就算天下大同一家亲……但我还是有点没抗住……我迟疑了一下，但不想显得自己很矫情，内心很挣扎！大妈让我闻闻肯定是有原因的！看没人回应，大妈稍显急躁又催促：「闻闻啊！闻闻！」我真心不太懂得拒绝啊！可能真是因为有什么异常情况想跟我分享呢？！肯定是有原因哒！我不能显得很小孩子气！先听话闻闻再说！我缓缓低下头，认真地、略微皱眉地探出鼻子，凑近大妈的内衣，深深闻了一下，毕竟闻了之后要跟大妈反馈嘛，那就认真点！诶？怎么拿着内衣的手抖了一下？怎么大妈的表情是惊恐懵逼的？怎么她看向我身后某个方向？空白了几秒钟，大妈终于再度鼓起勇气，对我身后的一个小姑娘说：「雯雯，快帮妈把胸罩儿放包里。」那天穿衣服特别快！", "question": "你有过哪些像段子的亲身经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1291529"}
{"text": "走三万步去找两万步。", "question": "把它放大十万一倍，变得非常麻烦和讨厌。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1682622"}
{"text": "在吉野家吃牛肉饭的时候，无论怎么赶都赶不上。", "question": null, "star": 1781, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499332"}
{"text": "我在进研研讨班做过这个问题！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449525"}
{"text": "为了防止洗澡前还好好的，洗完澡人没了钱也没了。", "question": "酒店的浴室为什么大多是透明的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "土日短，平日长。", "question": "说些长话短说的事情吧。", "star": 3304, "type": "T2T", "image": "6724352"}
{"text": "左：“其实呢，我和你是同生共死的兄弟。” 右：“诶？我也想说，我是你生死相隔的父亲。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6948863"}
{"text": "您好，我定的50人的桌位改成2人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaw6d5e5edj20at0axwga"}
{"text": "本科生毕业论文库", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw39rbQ5Ixr8hvIuuriaTUiaXVH7UbkicRclqhcJibknarqcLurpU5saaicKxA"}
{"text": "绝对别进来啊！虽然你担心我很好，但是妈妈身体不好，而且我感冒了，不想传染给她。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3700284"}
{"text": "电影片尾出现了NG片段。", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 1105, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "马克思指出：「如果有 10%的利润,资本就会保证到处被使用；有 20%的利润,资本就能活跃起来；有 50%的利润,资本就会铤而走险；为了 100%的利润,资本就敢践踏人间一切法律；有 300%以上的利润，资本敢犯任何罪行。」题主要求 500%的年利润.....建议买本刑法看看，尽可能的从死刑里，找发财的项目吧。", "question": "怎样把 20 万在一年内变成 100 万？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本人微信头像是滑稽的大号表情。有一天安慰朋友，对方发飙了。我觉得我说的很真诚，他以为我在嘲讽他。", "question": "微信头像会影响第一印象吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桃子切开，里面有个小人儿，原来是只狐狸。", "question": "童话简易模式。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631315"}
{"text": "小美第一次去男友家，他妈妈做了一大桌菜。饭间为了缓解微妙的尴尬气氛，展现自己开朗的一面，小美笑着说：「阿姨做的大白菜吃起来很脆啊！」「夸奖了，而且娃娃菜营养价值高噢。」「哈哈哈。」「哈哈哈。」「……您的冬笋烧得可真好吃。」「哪里哪里，春笋本来就好吃。」「……这莴笋可真新鲜啊。」「是啊，早上刚买的芦笋。」「蒜黄尝起来好香……」「这韭黄我还害怕你们小姑娘不喜欢吃呢。」「蒿子杆可是稀罕东西噢。」「嗯，现在茼蒿是不容易买。」「土豆片最喜欢吃啦，我要试试。」「那就好，听说山药能滋养皮肤。」「我再来夹块香喷喷的鸭子。」「多吃点，他二姑从老家带过来的土鹅。」「哈哈哈。」「哈哈哈。」评论区 @熊逸之 补充：「您……您……您儿子可真温柔体贴！」「其实小时候是个闺女。」", "question": "你最尴尬的一次经历是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拯救现实世界。", "question": "太新颖的游戏规则让人难以适应。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6819224"}
{"text": "大象踩下去也不会发出声音。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5089026"}
{"text": "高中的时候，有一个高年级的学长，早恋和翻墙通宵上网的事被学校发现给了留校察看处分，晨会让他念检讨，里面有这么句话。「就这样，期中考，我从原来的年级第二，掉到了年级第五……」底下断断续续响起了经久不息的掌声……", "question": "被学霸嘲讽是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈给我看了她以前的照片，那是很久以前的了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5303778"}
{"text": "你不是说你现在还没秃头吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7146126"}
{"text": "我和闺蜜在宿舍打闹的时候，她不小心一屁股坐在我的脚上了，脚瞬间肿了。嗖嗖去了校医院拍片子，哎呀妈呀这家伙给我坐骨折了！这可咋整啊！没办法，在校医院租了双拐，天天舍友们给我带饭，我还锻炼出来了单腿蹲坑上厕所的绝技。噢平时我的移动都是单腿蹦哒，后来我这条蹦哒的小腿比不动的小腿粗了三厘米。每次去考试，都是闺蜜骑着自行车驮着我，我抱着俩拐杖很拉风的穿越校园，别人看我的眼神儿宛如看一个智障。朋友们知道我是被人坐折的脚面骨，都哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。然后考试月过去了，我的脚也消肿了，为了看看骨头咋样，特意去了市里最好的骨科医院复诊。医生眯缝着眼睛看着我的片子，神情古怪。他又要了我骨折的片子看了看。又看了看。又特别特别仔细的看了看。然后对我说： 你没骨折啊。", "question": "看病过程中有哪些奇葩经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，接下来请您按下回车键，转账就完成了^^", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5254750"}
{"text": "我是一只变色龙，已经和墙融为一体了，没有被发现，真是太糟糕了，就是这样的情况。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3861994"}
{"text": "起床恶作剧太畜生了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2i929ichmj30ci0elju4"}
{"text": "在奏者周围玩模拟射击游戏。", "question": "在大型交响乐音乐会中听音乐的礼仪很差。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4759921"}
{"text": "对，今年也别让出木杉出镜拜托了导演~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2xapggej6j30ci0eln02"}
{"text": "被欺负的小船带家长来了", "question": null, "star": 545, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glc4sshwmij61011c1qaz02"}
{"text": "快点从厕所出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4zmrgba34j30ci0elt9s"}
{"text": "真好~第一剂我还没打上！希望我们贵州到时候打了两剂的在健康码上加一个 折耳根", "question": "广州健康码上线木棉花皮肤，接种疫苗后将更新木棉花色，你还期待哪些健康码的样式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "成功了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8vhc0jhvij30ci0elgpk"}
{"text": "天空，我躺下就睡着了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "4000991"}
{"text": "据说在休息室被按摩了？是的，我帮她做了全身去角质。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7043893"}
{"text": "被人从背后用枪顶着的老王觉得不太对劲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNLQib7vbsqmf8VialyHwAfudbDR1SbjWr2kLYr8xqCkLkTeTgWpMWMmvQ"}
{"text": "工蚁们都戴着这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KLjicf7ibkVQzZ1OhhACVFQSe24P7qiaibRibQZLtplCdHdm393rAtYZ2jUg"}
{"text": "马拉松补给站的食物太丰盛了", "question": null, "star": 365, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "雪白的身体展露在大堂之上，白展堂。", "question": "《武林外传》中为什么白展堂睡在大堂里，连床都没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从百草堂到三味书屋", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "“学会了吗这就是狗刨式。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "和婆婆在一起。", "question": "给节目名字加上一个字使其变成七个字的感觉。", "star": 579, "type": "T2T", "image": "7232102"}
{"text": "可以，在我国，法律赋予每个公民姓名权，更改姓名是每个公民的权利，当自己的名字给自己带来了很大的不便时，我们可以去户籍部门更改名字。一、个人更改名字流程　　1、未成年人改名需由监护人提出申请并提供相关证明。如父母离异的也只需要监护人一方同意即可更改；　2、成年人由本人提出书面申请并持相关的材料报公安机关审批即可；　　3、填写改名申请提交给户口所在地的派出所填写更名申请；　　4、到户口所在地的户籍部门填写表格，工作人员盖章，所在民警签字，所长签字；　　5、到户口所在地的户籍部门的上一级主管部门审批；　　6、公证（超过 16 周岁的需要公证）；　　7、到户籍部门打印新的户口簿，申请新的身份证。法律规定：《户口登记条例》第十八条：公民变更姓名，依照下列规定办理：（一）未满十八周岁的人需要变更姓名的时候，由本人或者父母、收养人向户口登记机关申请变更登记；（二）十八周岁以上的人需要变更姓名的时候，由本人向户口登记机关申请变更登记。以上操作完成后，建议喝杯奶茶。", "question": "吴亦凡会不会成为下一个周杰伦？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一课的死亡面具", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "2718903"}
{"text": "八点钟上班", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "不要走出VR游戏区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNIdHqhuLs1yP62QBJhQ1dl6wtU0gJxl887g9LzGljjeTzibRUYuGXicbw"}
{"text": "一个叫“有编制”一个叫“临时工”：P", "question": "清朝士兵背上的「兵」与「勇」什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一年去两次海澜之家，一次买，一次退", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8kibG59TOiaOn0iciaGftxxd14zzA5tfiaAVTT3jJ6tMibdw50SfkURqt7tsQ"}
{"text": "女子路过时享受香气。", "question": "请告诉我教室走廊最前面坐着的人有哪些习惯。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3647844"}
{"text": "爸爸变成猪了。", "question": "请将吉卜力作品的名台词以218种形式呈现。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5729348"}
{"text": "傻子坂田展示人类智慧展", "question": "在大阪万博会中，吉本可能会做什么样的展览呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4189717"}
{"text": "欢迎回来♥️给我还是给你？还是给我的我♥️", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6984780"}
{"text": "真不是吹，在家里她敢不听话，我这一巴掌就呼过去了哥几个挤什么眼啊，不信吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHTTBwNNfWWwkUU8tqJY9WGyIOlMYEm79ibWia4jNfmL4aBeMtDEj0xnJQ"}
{"text": "死前比较闲。", "question": "人生的意义到底是什么？既然人最终都会死亡，宇宙终将归于沉寂，我们活着的意义到底是什么？又为何探索宇宙？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我看到红豆了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174617"}
{"text": "金钱不能买来一切，欲望也不能满足一切。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7071910"}
{"text": "获取星星的困难，以及对民众的考虑。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "水和油。", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "哇塞涵瑶八点四十五啦！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "哎呀，忘记关煤气了。", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦的电费太贵了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcoxat81j20yo17sgsh"}
{"text": "「当你打开便当盖子时我已经成牛排了吧一花子J", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3tmtctgn5j30ci0el42p"}
{"text": "打碎了怎么办，白死了", "question": "人类骨灰可否烧制骨瓷作为新的“殡葬”方式呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像听到了什么“巴西人说话的声音？”……什么啊？好可怕！/我也听到了……好可怕！救命啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5613799"}
{"text": "老板的娘要收，员工不敢拿。", "question": "我姥姥让我把单位同事喝完扔掉的饮料瓶拿回来，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送快递的到家门口不打电话，敲两下门，没人应，就开车跑了。留个纸条we missed you我 *****", "question": "你觉得澳洲最让人不解的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NPC正在诱惑免费玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibqckgmfibJsoL7CiaSkWqNWPmXiaVm3deAHxrADURbMBjvUq0ozIP6Xdibg"}
{"text": "这样就没人知道是我评论的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f0bu1vmc6cj209n08xt9l"}
{"text": "宿醉醒来后发生了最糟糕的的结果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eoN7lXfib7zWyFOxTMFkh2Biatwgf9XUA40NpiapfectydIb2prEVo9tEQ"}
{"text": "因为司机眼中只有两种人：比我开的慢的菜鸟，和比我开的快的傻逼。", "question": "为什么有些人一开车就开始骂别人开车差？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们为什么会相遇呢？", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "1.开会早会、汇报会、进度会、总结会、推进会复盘会。总之不要闲着。不管什么会，在中午吃饭前，下午下班前开！ 晚上回家后再整个线上会议就可着吃饭点，线上会议还要开摄像头，效果满分！2.做表统计表、履历表、进度表、复盘报告、问题报告、项目总结。不管什么事，就一句话先做张表给我，要抓重点，也能看出细节。 同时手上事情不能停！效果最好的就是同样的内容用不同的模板来做，还要突出不一样的重点！3.打官腔颗粒度、维度、抓手、组合拳、底层逻辑、赛道、载体。总之就是不说人话！ 这个不好总结举个例子项目管理，底层逻辑是打通信息屏障，创建项目新生态，顶层实际是聚焦用户感知赛道，通过差异化和颗粒度达到引爆点，交付价值是在垂直领域采用复用打法达成持久受益，抽离透传归因分析作为抓手为产品赋能，体验度量作为闭环的评判标准，亮点为载体，优势为链路，思考整个项目生命周期，完善逻辑考虑资源倾斜，方法论是组合拳，最终达到平台标准化4.吃饼薪资翻倍，奖金十万，三年买房。激励政策一发放，人人都打鸡血，月中发政策大家努力来不及。次月大家拼命干，公司一看卧槽要给这么多奖金？老板签批，同意发放但不是现在。然后就没有然后了。5.突发情况。项目重大问题、大老板要审查、明天 xxx 要看项目进度。别管在干嘛，吃饭？睡觉？OOXX？ 也别管几点钟，就一句话，赶紧把 ppt 做好，明天要。赶紧去客户现场安抚客户。这种事情越多效果越好。6.团建团建这个就有讲究了。一定要选在节假日，周末随便选一天，三天选中间，五天搞长点，七天去外地。胡吃海喝肯定达不到效果，所以什么马拉松？爬山？参观什么展览？等等等。 形式不限重点是时间。比如十一放假，10.2 早上出发去 XXX，下午布置场地，10.3 早上跑个十几二十公里健身，跑完开个会做个动员，下午统一服装去 xxx 观光。10.4 上午大合照，下午回家。这效果打满分。", "question": "如何把团队带散？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "X", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5vbILpZiaMbf7CsTPMOP6tA0SN72pp6cujdzlf9gib7UVpHK18xoibdKZg"}
{"text": "哎呀，前面一片漆黑啊...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5067914"}
{"text": "老公 你听我解释", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "晚会导演在面试领掌人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHzbXcqfNB2h4Eiaxe6m4G8aVAUicojibAmsQJoFJLWhcxjQE9l9sDUFeSw"}
{"text": "你可能需要换同事吧。", "question": "买了部 Kindle，被同事们鄙视了个遍怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近的综艺节目变得越来越大胆了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "285683"}
{"text": "他在用背上的力量漂浮着。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6733289"}
{"text": "哎呀，我可没吸过大麻啊！烟斗也没有啊！我觉得那也没啥嘛！", "question": null, "star": 3154, "type": "I2T", "image": "4517927"}
{"text": "关注，比较好奇这是国内银行的常规操作，还是中信别具一格。 评论区 @北方的狼： 中信会认为是常规操作，其他银行纷纷表示别具一格。", "question": "如何看待池子发文称笑果文化让其赔付 3000 余万，并违规从中信银行拿到其近两年的流水，有哪些信息点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狐狸的夜晚", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3179208"}
{"text": "今天的巡逻没有任何异常的报告。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5230133"}
{"text": "直接点赞。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6952396"}
{"text": "匡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BocW9uibJAKliar6H7eAY8LkEujjZ3ZsBQtMJBUeWRtSMQ0M5nNqot7O5w"}
{"text": "小米：are you ok ？", "question": "小米给意大利捐赠口罩并附赠古罗马思想家名言，如果是各大互联网公司，会在给各个国家帮助的物资上写点啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去苹果体验店，把 15 寸的 MBP 摔了。", "question": "你是如何下决心购买 MacBook Pro 的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "30岁 10岁 60岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1wddry6epj20ma0qjn03"}
{"text": "一丈红体验套餐。", "question": "如果开一个《甄嬛传》主题乐园，你觉得会有什么项目？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，我明白了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4631271"}
{"text": "绿灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h57pt5byhjj30ci0elabh"}
{"text": "不是说这次天上会掉下来三只熊吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "这只是一个偶然带着图片，但要保存起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2239952"}
{"text": "此后的某一天，一根棍子从洞里伸出来刺进了眼睛。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360289"}
{"text": "某日，外星人开着飞船从太阳系经过。外星人 A：快看这里有个有生命的星球。外星人 B：尝试联系他们。说不定可以和他们交易。外星人对地球联系 ing外星人 A：没有回应，看来他们还没有接入星际网络。外星人 B：可惜是颗原始星球。扫描一下看看能带走什么矿产吧。外星人对地太阳系扫描 ing外星人 A：只有这么一点点。外星人 B：太少了。我们走吧。 星网上风中的小 A：我们刚刚路过一个原始星系，发现了一个有生命的星球。他们真是太可怜了，连最差的 X 矿产也只有#￥#@￥。【地球全息图像】网友甲：啊啊啊，怎么会有这么惨的星系，太可怜了，连居住的行星都是好小一颗！网友乙：太可怜了，如果不是星盟规定不允许干扰原始星球的发展，我一定要先捐他一个亿。网友丁：居然存在这样的星球，所有看过的都震惊了！路人 1：幸好我们活在这么好的星球，心怀感恩。网友丙：楼主不要光贴图呀，求坐标！风中的小 A@网友丙：这个星盟规定不允许公开的……大神 A：看图片应该是位于第六星区边缘，银河系内部的某个单恒星系统里面。风中的小 A：卧槽，楼上 666网友丙：妈呀那可是荒蛮星区啊，楼主幸苦了！大神 B：切~刚好我的飞船在附近，既然你们这么好奇，我就过去直播一下好了。", "question": "外星人为什么不侵略地球？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁在缰绳上面涂强力胶", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "父亲经常把我当模特雕刻吗？托夫·扬松的弟弟佩尔·乌洛夫很像我，呵呵～", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070937"}
{"text": "狗去摸陌生狗，猫去摸陌生猫，人去摸陌生人，当场打起来完全意料之中", "question": "为什么一些哺乳动物，比如猫狗喜欢被摸头，人类却不喜欢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们这么害怕我 一定是因为我超凶吧！！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "博士！我耗费30年成了宝可梦大师，可今后.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h458unykkqj30ci0el41o"}
{"text": "大雄又在跟大家都看不到的朋友「哆啦A梦！说话了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h43ba8ihbpj30ci0elq6k"}
{"text": "那就是想要成为格力高巨大霓虹灯广告牌的人的悲惨下场……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "110548"}
{"text": "时光机3号被拿来说笑过。", "question": "小面包人受伤的一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3719528"}
{"text": "沐浴用品", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371992"}
{"text": "是不是迷路了？别哭别哭家里人很快就来接你啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8w6L5ToGCxElwkBBNzQ578H3gEb03GDNtqzWWm31kwhrP1lkWwRz45w"}
{"text": "那个说了‘笨蛋小猪’的人才是坏人呢……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5872844"}
{"text": "你这么晚了还不回家，在外面瞎逛什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "6584456"}
{"text": "各大视频网站付费去广告。", "question": "有哪些用钱买时间的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫很像（或者猫脸严重）。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4593343"}
{"text": "我觉得你更应该找天地人民银行，超百亿的生意普通人做不了。", "question": "我有一个每年超百亿的创意，如何找到像史玉柱、马云、丁磊、雷军等这样的投资人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到了中盘之后，发现自己只能在序盘发挥。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5281125"}
{"text": "未用完的0.7号hb铅笔芯", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "真人版哆啦A梦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6962715"}
{"text": "不是被你沉海了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcmrssrsblj30ci0eldj0"}
{"text": "刚刚有个男人和我玩跳山羊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQKu9PkhR2lm06kUFicSzuSxnxYzBNicN0pkfqyDV3fhLpCb965zoxtZzaytagxt80sHHBFcG8LzLA"}
{"text": "一搭汕马上喊人过来……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8hmc8bym8j30ci0elwi0"}
{"text": "在试镜中无论看哪里，水平都相差太大，让人难以接受。", "question": null, "star": 85, "type": "I2T", "image": "3345071"}
{"text": "只有1-4楼签了拆迁合同", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkBzt1UGPCWoPoZzmotHWiclIGvfVB4c5QA6hyRNTT5sxy6jgiaBXiaRTDw"}
{"text": "情况就是这样，我怀了园长的孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuutM9NuKsBa3SK9mpxibQKNrYXE9eyOu7iaiaje9dcFA8pCEibO6NQib5XhBQ"}
{"text": "低情商：小丑竟是我自己高情商：我在马戏团工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5kibS8P0vXnqmVzqOSHlgh0Tt6oAFfnHbD5ZC1RQ92eXkKEXvDzg8CAZMq7kQS3icFxbBe0RunR7A"}
{"text": "真是个冒牌货啊！", "question": "你是不是说这个人错了?", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6667580"}
{"text": "翻译先开口说话了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2qbr89deuj30ci0elgoe"}
{"text": "不是，我是防止你被跟踪而24小时守护者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg2eb6t8b9j30ci0elgmw"}
{"text": "说明 12306 的注册程序需要简化了。", "question": "女孩找你借 12306 帐号买火车票，这说明了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你YKK拉链掉了。", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "对不起女士，是这位先生的红酒杯强化成功咯", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "我觉得好像在某个地方听到了“阿塔”（的声音）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4731553"}
{"text": "哪怕只有万分之一的概率，也要试试看啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5680221"}
{"text": "你为什么不帮我呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6276082"}
{"text": "这回看谁还提万能胶", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "滴答滴答滴答……（终结者）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1410745"}
{"text": "喂？送，在后面吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYr9rP7YS45eDI2q1tGmF1mcPKkWcY3Zyj1aFLye0uFB8U9FwFtUK56MQ"}
{"text": "我也不知道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ryr87h5kj30ci0elwhf"}
{"text": "主要是为了卖玩具。细腿的玩具不好站稳。", "question": "是否很多机器人的动画片里面，机器人的小腿都比大腿更粗更长更硬？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是小老虎！！.是小老虎……是的吧……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnoar9ru8xj611a1d0n4y02"}
{"text": "哈利挥舞着魔杖在空气中形成了蓝色的旋风“乐不思蜀！”伏地魔张着嘴大笑着轻挥魔杖……“无懈可击！”", "question": "如果中国的成语可以在《哈利·波特》中变为咒语，会是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的心是纯洁的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6359501"}
{"text": "意外的是，当他们脸贴着脸时，电灯会亮起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6860796"}
{"text": "整首歌唱完了，刘欢老师依然没为我转身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibKbcSXIUIMwjFB8r9Y9gGz5R7wiaWK0HfSYZyqST0g2bABmyP81jvicbQ"}
{"text": "该洗脑了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "后面是福建人，广东人点的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJ9oFiccMDqCWWJcRSjGRm7zoDlicyxMehOVNzLqqdQHgfzDd6v2kYKnAw"}
{"text": "真日了喵了，老子心脏病都要犯了!", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7qhuaxg8wj20fq0fb0uh"}
{"text": "好像就我的头盔是发泡聚苯乙烯的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4194763"}
{"text": "有一个人衣服洗了没干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMyTF4g0FSwj9Uw7KS2APk54dgbZrRmIib1yZuPEEhDvNDdqIQWvMNmf0g"}
{"text": "想来一场强降雨的人举手", "question": null, "star": 282, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5ep4p5l7jj61401hcq9202"}
{"text": "“这里有人”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjATPSo5UW1z6q6fRRa1tuvIBZT9MrCWWOcwRgCXU4mN0ArVnq9ZtxIXQ"}
{"text": "尝试吃四川人的广东人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJkwuNDGAVqMlibJziax4lGskHuXXNmgmvzTW6T6gIhWRSt6D4cPLVA86w"}
{"text": "不留下吃饭了我们走了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvypevufdkj30ci0elgpq"}
{"text": "狼狠地骂完他之后，特意过来看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXD2tKx1wPucJ1NxbuTOs55cQJguEwyVgWm6p2AI86CglP2YJm1qW2fw"}
{"text": "变形金刚，打一歌手一然后歌手被打死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHLSfoUHquG6gPBIYnevwVlgeZOGqWQnc1iancWFShbZTozG8YVE8Khiaw"}
{"text": "21世纪是生物的世纪！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqJD2k5REWm63dtroabFULfSvGibz2bzfUUk5eN0SiaA1LZKUZsvI2HLHQ"}
{"text": "要渲染的图像少了，CPU 就有空闲来思考人生了。", "question": "为什么人常会在黑夜里，变得矫情万分？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "进游戏先屏蔽中单。", "question": "单排到底该怎么打野?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上下的前后运动", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5284398"}
{"text": "说一句无关的，我在飞机、火车上带上降噪耳机后。就听到了纯净的各种小孩吵闹的声音，听了一路。", "question": "为什么在飞机和高铁上不加入主动降噪，除了成本考虑，技术上有难度吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「万能的神啊，我们人类有没有方法可以掌控时间？」「当然，方法就是 ¥$&。」「好的，谢谢。」¥$&......时间倒流神再次出现「神啊，地球上最清洁效率最高的可循环资源是什么？」¥$&……「神啊，宇宙有尽头吗？」「神啊……¥$&……「神啊……雪碧和红酒几比几兑最好喝？」……神：「我 tm 总感觉我在哪见过你。」", "question": "如果现在有一个全知的神出现在地球，人类可以问神一个问题，请问问什么问题对人类科技的发展帮助最大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这样就可以无怨无悔地退休了。", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 55, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "呦～田中！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcs87ojd9fj30ci0el429"}
{"text": "负责谈判的警犬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4uGcInkvyX17suhop69U4h7RkapeMn8txsicykbVyBOSPgVDBGWWicbKNruUQtOtyHF1Snia0GRqyQ"}
{"text": "矶野家每周一特别辛苦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446167"}
{"text": "手术很成功，就剩这么短了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWgwLXfYtakCOt8wSsV4p5uDYSmic0f2eYuabRp1FYrSicXpOQISQ4kAXg"}
{"text": "加油。", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 745, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "再把我当成台灯我就杀了你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxA4ekBy5vhW4M5LCOWCJXf64RZSlRrD8e1YSKypanjbHm7NibWxzkvWQ"}
{"text": "前面的便利店，麻烦让一下！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWre1I1wJhybaJQ2WhKt20bAYRgZGzHaMgZ4IgBxiaGYV84MMYTfXUKpmJw"}
{"text": "大家“今天大减价啊！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6335653"}
{"text": "我最讨四种人，不是我兄弟的、不996的、和不会数数的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibjRiaNqAbBvPBS52D8gfZBc97kdBVWVF3Yiczg7hmmTmybkUAbPR3jVjA"}
{"text": "找围裙却只找到这个，那么现在正参加剑道比赛的哥哥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlKpOuMYiaoP6uCP58yqqnbkR7tBMPzAZ3vWynCnDibtiakiaj9amKiczZq6g"}
{"text": "我从你老婆那把钱要回来啦！别客气了啦，你是我主人嘛你都这么瘦了，没事吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmz2m6btj7j30ci0el44v"}
{"text": "开始收集分灵箱。", "question": "小学生七年级常见的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3667056"}
{"text": "但是，Kab还是不会离开。", "question": null, "star": 1873, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377756"}
{"text": "「宝警色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gotqe35be6j30ku7za7wh"}
{"text": "每到年底，衣柜里的破洞内裤就开始哀喙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicULxezicWu9YcDiawTPLFKG1ZdKaAjgmnT845dyDevwfzQibu9wTcWZ0Xg"}
{"text": "这张照片后，她在我面前消失了，确切地说是在这张照片的时候，她已经消失了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5830540"}
{"text": "“海贼是教育骚年们追求梦想，银他妈是教育骚年梦想破灭后要怎么生活……”", "question": "《银魂》好看在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你确定献血真这么献吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heplya1gtjj30ci0elq68"}
{"text": "健康丰满林黛玉，尖嘴猴腮薛宝钗，马猴入宫贾元春，谈笑风生贾迎春，囧脸鹌鹑贾探春，身形魁梧贾惜春，八戒娘化史湘云，头戴红花冷妙玉，哮喘患者王熙凤，唱诗班主李宫裁，蛇精养成秦可卿，毫无印象贾巧姐", "question": "10版《红楼梦》犯过哪些低级错误?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搓铁把爆米花大力地炸开了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7087486"}
{"text": "嫌疑犯源静香被押往少管所后该所出现不明原因失火目前源静香下落不明", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmafynrw1nj30ci0elgoe"}
{"text": "终极回“吉田沙保里降临”", "question": "在动漫化时经常出现的吐槽情节。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "6412181"}
{"text": "一个世纪前，天空上飘着两朵乌云，经过物理学家一个多世纪的不懈努力努力，现在天上全是乌云。", "question": "物理大厦已经建好了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "平时对 Siri 好一点，别老是问什么逗逼问题。", "question": "如何正确地给人工智能当带路党？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，接下来你要做的就是和日常训练的一样，把我刚签过的合约撕碎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBIztfst02oRXl61XrGjmat1kX6Qn5MNjDctkXwFa2lbiapibUfEpAz4tQ"}
{"text": "希望我说我想在人生的最后吃马卡龙不会让气氛变得尴尬...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5889028"}
{"text": "跟神灯许愿变成了人，但好像哪里搞错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz4BIdrryf4t1fApicxEibj2WTWke22DhzYzCGVf7dL1uFicJHejw0h1k7Hw"}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀！那个老头子骗了我！他不是说只打一针吗？怎么现在完全没有效果啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6991019"}
{"text": "你的脸更恐怖。", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 94, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "不幸的是就算有这种大鸟，它也肯定是食肉的。原文评论区@此帐号已注销：大鸟：听说有人想当饲料", "question": "我们的祖先为什么没有驯服飞行动物为坐骑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小心处理生鸡蛋的人。", "question": "吭哧瘪肚地干着活。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6747555"}
{"text": "向右看了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZI8pUVdj51ORXteKAoOxiamofoxRicJxtabxGDE40aO8r6C4UZqmFh08w"}
{"text": "看到一个猎头给我朋友留言：亲，你想跳槽吗？得到否定回答后，猎头不死心地继续问：那你有没有讨厌的领导想让他走的？", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的临场反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "改造了身体的梦。", "question": null, "star": 2270, "type": "I2T", "image": "1395746"}
{"text": "「作业写完没？」——我爹的画外音。", "question": "小时候看电影电视剧印象最深的一句台词是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "连猫都能开花，展现才华。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3089101"}
{"text": "打电话问朋友怎么跟老爸和好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwqgkwvuf9j30ci0elgoy"}
{"text": "因为如果同时伸两条腿她会摔倒的，而两条以上的腿她又凑不够。", "question": "为啥好多女生拍照都要往前伸一条腿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "司机（85岁）把油门和刹车踩错了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3870171"}
{"text": "今晚你做1", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "两只螃蟹在河边掐架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkaRlrjjB2icS17p4gMOm3MzK1vSfDhaDEZXjjRU81ucJGlwz3UoI0Dxw"}
{"text": "放飞和平鸽的时候它们突然修炼成了人型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4V9I5ibIvQvZxsiahXGRbwy1iblVxibVkG8rLx3hKwv5f92FzFZ9Zwriaa6rg"}
{"text": "地狱三头犬融合前训练", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "自走归乡", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": "老妈……你就给老爸买把椅子吧……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvxjs4rc5kj30ci0el78c"}
{"text": "拔河比赛末尾的队员", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "您是面试官吧？请坐我选择贵公司的理由是……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFpCnzhp24QjNVgfG785OyxI3HAKsmNMoR1W9ht6sLkibMTd5jzGAwzgA"}
{"text": "解决内急之前，要防止旁边的车有行车记录仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4Jl8fxYN5cRMCR63BFRPJXWicJfFJfMG9Rgos8zvsJfRoibKCSpibp208g"}
{"text": "鞋子，掉了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3575466"}
{"text": "儿子啊，我给你讲，感情这东西最不讲逻辑了，浪费精力的很，我劝你三十后再谈。谢谢老爸，我现在三十七了，还是单身狗。", "question": "作为科学家的子女是种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "八重神子：“123,321，啊~啊~”旅行者：“啊啊啊啊啊！！！”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "去墨西哥湾的一个岛 St. Thomas 潜水，教练先教学。见面先破冰。教练：今天天儿不错呀！你俩干啥的？我：读博。教练：读的啥？我：高分子。教练：啥？我：polymer, poly 代表「多」，mer 代表「unit」, 都来自于希腊语，所以 polymer 就是很多个重复的结构单元组成的大分子。教练：……（睁眼看着我）（这一看他就是没听懂）我：我们的生活处处都是高分子。比如说你吧，你的肌肉是蛋白质，蛋白质就是生物高分子。教练：……我：比如我们现在穿的潜水服，我估计是尼龙涤纶加氨纶混纺，这些纤维都是高分子…………教练：Okay, anyway, you guys must be super smart. 那潜水肯定一学就会了！生平第一次背罐儿潜水，scuba diving, 连教带潜一共不到俩小时，180 刀，我居然在美好的沙滩上花了大半天给他讲啥是 polymer。我后来想，他那个「啥」，其实就是没听清，想让我再说一遍。我的先生还给了他 30 刀小费。我很不舍得，后来想想一般人也不愿意听，就给他吧。", "question": "读博读傻是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恭喜啦！是个元气上班族！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7wu0pqapcj30ci0elq6y"}
{"text": "我好困啊，但是还是先领了登录奖励再睡吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6948699"}
{"text": "哎呀，男生，别在教室里换衣服啦。", "question": null, "star": 2290, "type": "I2T", "image": "2285652"}
{"text": "最二比的挂我吃过几次。这个挂不是强化他自己，而是强化你。这个挂很隐蔽，刚开局看不出来。你打到对面一下之后你才觉得奇怪。为毛我伤害这么高？伤害这么高？卧槽我开挂了吧。服务器也是这样想的。所以你掉线了，对面赢了。", "question": "你在游戏中见过哪些神奇的外挂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我最讨四种人，不是我兄弟的、不996的、和不会数数的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibOGMUDEXykRqH5fbtJqxyPqczAJwdZ0CL2hHibokHx0icHbzsG2BejdoQ"}
{"text": "备用鼻子在这里哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNbaFuy38fdI0nnCQ6MQIQyyRbzmKTQx4ItAgcOfpWLHoeQLiaRuTicibKQ"}
{"text": "我这把刀能拿来拍蒜哦", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "好想要一个红色拉杆箱啊", "question": null, "star": 637, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxr9ilf3psj60ye19wwjk02"}
{"text": "公司的福利待遇很好，包括制服租赁等。", "question": "请问你能告诉我星战里的帝国军的优点吗？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2529675"}
{"text": "你看这种照片能满意吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6763794"}
{"text": "寻找将军大人，等级2。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6468179"}
{"text": "新人比较受宠。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "古代的垃圾邮件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9w4n32jhkj20as0acdgz"}
{"text": "上个月，也就是我生日前一天我妈说我好年没换手机了，买了台 iPhone 8 给我，等我放假回家给我，我回家前两天我妈打电话很难过的告诉我，她被人骗了，买了台手机以为是 iPhone 8，回到家大家都告诉她那台不是 iPhone 8，花了九千多块特别心疼（我妈难过了好几天，她真的以为是 iPhone8，然后回家别人告诉她不是 iPhone 8，还告诉她就算 iPhone 8 也不用九千多，但他们没跟她说是什么手机）。 等我回到家发现我妈买的真的不是 8，而是 X……未激活未开封带发票的 X……", "question": "你见过什么样的手机盲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "校歌调儿太高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ecscg115a6j20bb09t0tp"}
{"text": "我学了十多年英语，现在一开口就是 Chinglish，别说老英老美了，中国人一听就知道我是同胞。然而像我这样的，在战争中学历肯定算高的。官方语言都学不利索，如果想学各地方言，学到当地民兵认不出来的程度，那更是……恐怕学出来白胡子都一大把了，哭着去当兵人都不收你。如果你是个日本兵，你天赋异禀，两年时间吃透中文，熟悉 n 种方言，像你这样的人才恐怕全日本不足百位，现在你准备冒充中国人了。人家问你：挖掘机学校哪家强？你：？？？砰——一代英才就此陨落。就算你知道挖掘机学校哪家强，肯定也不知道一人我饮酒醉醉把佳人成双对，不知道江南皮革厂倒闭了。", "question": "在世界级的许多大型战役里，为什么士兵们不学习敌国的语言，冒充敌国的军队，这样一来不是更容易取胜吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你只有验钞机，所以别给我假钱。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1083373"}
{"text": "跟10年不见的女打招呼后这种态度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5bzezcqx9j30ci0el0vt"}
{"text": "不得了的话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhb3kzzb7yj30ci0elacf"}
{"text": "第一次去上海，参加起点的活动，那时候起点还没卖给盛大，还是宝剑他们的私人网站。我作为一个第一次离开长春的小土鳖，下了飞机就茫然了，四处问路，打车都找不到地方，最后上了大巴，都不知道该在哪里下车。上了车，有个大哥也许是看出来我一脸的茫然，操着一口流利的大碴子味东北话，不但给我讲了好多趣儿事儿，解释了上海人民广场和长春人民广场的哪里不一样，还指点我该在哪里下车，哪里打车，非常的热情。下车的时候，我随口问了一句，大哥东北哪里人啊？大哥嘿嘿一笑，用纯正的上海话说：我上海人，就是去东北工作过几年…… ", "question": "作为一个普通人，如何在平淡生活中发现细微美好之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "能这样趴地上求饶哈哈哈哈。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaxzRwy4XhHl99yjDG5f8V3PRrl6mmelgQFRp9ESIyRqEmsHFy0Fq93Q"}
{"text": "家的钥匙插不进去。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "姐姐们，要不和我们一起打坐吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208704"}
{"text": "老师：上课时不许吃东西后排的学生：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5Lc9LXbicjpIdJeWT9bXiaDH7AIk2XFxFH9zd3hz9VdqGFy2ab4B9AhviaQ"}
{"text": "胡须脱毛广告改变了路线。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7026606"}
{"text": "能造成有期徒刑或无期徒刑，并处罚金或者没收财产。", "question": "人类顶级武术家的全力一击打在野生动物身上能造成什么伤害(比如李小龙的垫步侧踢)?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我会慢慢夺去你的视力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7152204"}
{"text": "到点了！我先下班了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm64uf8ye1j30ci0eldk1"}
{"text": "对不起，火是 ENTP 放的。", "question": "ENTP 面对博物馆失火救猫还是救画的问题会选择什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试着给猫也做了个修复。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6946286"}
{"text": "这是一个极难审理的案件，难度不在于案件复杂，不在于证据太多，而是真的有很多鬼畜很搞笑。律师法官现场打开 B 站看证据的话，我想这应该可能会是史上最欢乐的案件审理现场了，所有人在那笑，还笑那么大声……", "question": "如何评价蔡徐坤宣称将起诉哔哩哔哩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天发布的充满对癌症的恨意的视频。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6753497"}
{"text": "呼吸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVGTY0eBoxyS5YrzmP5UCQ1pAkAUtc5LYGB6YVHB5IG2iagiaQAegx0yaA"}
{"text": "备用方案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WMVQjyBicNzQF9iaoGqk4mzhquMjTnl2OdgIjQ5iagIThR3iaJOMxHE5M0Q"}
{"text": "发现自己把手机和家里的座机拿反了，是亲打来的电话。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3157197"}
{"text": "真的找到了自己想做的事，这个夏天就让我们热衷其中吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3720387"}
{"text": "现在抢购只要998！并加赠犯人一个！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkdh4oey30j30ci0elwij"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6791898"}
{"text": "刚刚一个什么人寿的打电话来推销保险。（本人女，我一般在网站信息上留的都是「男」，有些还写的假姓，这是前提）人寿小姐姐：「您好，请问是李先生吗？」我刚洗完头发一脸懵但是马上反应过来了：「你好？你说什么事？」小姐姐：「……我们是什么呢什么人寿，有一个五十万的……」她还没说完，我脑子灵光一闪，然后很大声吼了一句：「什么？这个死老头子又在你们家买了什么？！」估计对方小姐姐也懵了：「女士，你……你说什么？」我有很大声很生气的说：「这个臭男人天天拿着我的钱到处霍霍！又在你们家买了什么？！花了多少钱！我 tm 非打死他！」对方小姐姐不知所措：「女士，你冷静一下，冷静一下……」我说：「我的钱这个臭男人敢给我再多花一分，我去打断他的腿！」然后我在小姐姐的不知所措中扣了电话。……", "question": "如何用一句话堵死电话销售？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑猫宅急便来得好啊！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "4082147"}
{"text": "小伙子，附近有怪人出没，注意安全！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f95cg8tdi6j20fj0fa75k"}
{"text": "捐精不是要自带杯的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9tiaPEMhpjiaJHnkcXrsRclLdib8boxvVuKdKoDticJoBApGuCtBadguoRQ"}
{"text": "早上五点多吧，把我叫起来，说给我带来了早餐。学校女生宿舍门禁，门还没开，我憋着一大股起床气，接过他从栏杆缝里递来的一袋早餐。打开。  里面装着三个馒头。（那一瞬间我以为自己在监狱）", "question": "被不会撩妹的男人强撩是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狗狗背上骑着自行车，简直不要太受欢迎！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3020382"}
{"text": "喜欢涮牛肉的肥腻家伙。", "question": "请问第二届美食大赏的冠军是谁？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5522676"}
{"text": "上不了剧场版的家伙→", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu2jufih5jj30ci0el77v"}
{"text": "金枪鱼开鱼表演的反派", "question": null, "star": 121, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hctja49pwsj60u00ys42b02"}
{"text": "反关节擒拿术", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv5gj9mn4mj60u014010902"}
{"text": "那不是雨伞，那是阳伞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2957444"}
{"text": "想起吉田沙保里的事情，就被从回忆场景的云彩处被打了一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6817104"}
{"text": "这个地方的骨头痒痒的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6550923"}
{"text": "我终于能走路的儿子要去肯塔基出差，我送他去了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387212"}
{"text": "我热爱编程，并且头发很茂盛。 ", "question": "如何用一句话证明你学过Python？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这能顺利回去吗？", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "白天吃拉面晚上吃咖喱，这样好吗？", "question": "肚子饿的人能产生共鸣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "966997"}
{"text": "有一天，爸爸突然人间蒸发了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebcliv2lncj20b60bqmxx"}
{"text": "象鸭这种生物目前在地球上的数量为 0，等到什么时候这一物种出现且数量极少，而题主又是其所在科属的动保专家的话，那么您的研究团队就可能会得到一对象鸭用于观察、研究和保护了。", "question": "国家啥时候给我发对象鸭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结婚", "question": "请用文字让我感到绝望。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793212"}
{"text": "入", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ymvoyoem76tyZR0Zlwzuvkwl1JQVVGvichIt2KWiappM0w9C7utHujliaXA"}
{"text": "是谁涂了指甲油？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3321309"}
{"text": "哎呀贞子被夹住了", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhmd46jcbj60yy1akjws02"}
{"text": "实习的时候一个老教授每次手术必点《大悲咒》。", "question": "有什么适合在手术室放的音乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题主你问这问题什么意思？？嫌我们女生太敏感不讲理是吧？我们怎么就不需要解决方案了？ 你倒是说说为什么这么说？啊？", "question": "哪些例子说明「女生并不需要一个『解决方案』，她们要的是『态度』」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "承担责任，坚守岗位。", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "哇，这个柿子意外的很青涩啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4290534"}
{"text": "出门在外，要么大声说话盖过噪音，要么结束社交生活。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7327013"}
{"text": "你可别乱搞啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6185392"}
{"text": "戴墨镜大叔抓着一只猫", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "其实不仅仅是双肩包的事！去火车站那一条线居然还经常有人拿箱子上来！那么大个箱子一放，等于上来了两个人！去博物馆和动物园的线路上还经常有家长带小孩子上来！叽叽喳喳的一路吵死了！还有那些带老人坐地铁的！我辛辛苦苦一天居然还要给他们让座！简直没天理了！最可恶的就是每天早上！明明知道我要上班，居然还有那么多人也要坐地铁！不知道早起一点错峰出行么！要我说，一列地铁才 4000 多万，就应该多买几辆！最好一人一辆！什么？让我出钱？怎么可能！肯定是国家出钱！我可是纳税人！已经出过钱了好么！国家都有钱投资海外，给每个纳税人配一辆地铁怎么就办不到？肯定我们纳税人的钱都被贪污了呗！唉……不多说了！说到底都是体制问题！", "question": "地铁上明明很拥挤，可为什么有些人还是要背着双肩包？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "继续呀，手怎么不动了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MwOS1tVkSPhVgqiajtU4pu5rh0xmKHHYhvoWtWMVniagGOURQnQViaVyUw"}
{"text": "场边那个替补队员！你做拉伸能小声点么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecy5ymqtfsj20bd0a8wfu"}
{"text": "男生的攀比点真的非常奇怪。早上十点左右，我在宿舍说了句：「你们怎么还不起床啊」，有个舍友说：「你不行啊，憋不住了吧？」我一听我怎么就不行，咣当就躺下了。现在快吃中午饭了，四个人还在床上，谁也不下来。 ​​​​", "question": "男大学生寝室的关系可以可怕到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "行走的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5833173"}
{"text": "厄齐尔这名字听起来很像一个喷嚏", "question": "哪位演员的名字让你若有所思，心中暗叹「实在是妙啊」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中心是哆啦A梦。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383407"}
{"text": "镜子上的我“嘘，你不要告诉镜子我偷偷转过头来了”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "老师", "question": "想不想稍微把观光旅行的名字改一改？", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "4263414"}
{"text": "西点课分神了一会，老师已经把面包从烤箱里拿出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmM8QA03RRAbwumYdv0IMz3rd95a1z38UfZphucwsBH3sibySIGenHhRA"}
{"text": "我姐姐的男朋友。", "question": "一个月进出一次（每日）这样的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043461"}
{"text": "因为有一句话叫:浩克山东欢迎您。你说浩克能不高吗", "question": "为什么山东男人要比其他省份男人个子相对高一些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "时间管理员请独自完成任务指标，不要钓鱼执法。", "question": "我国的时光机研发得怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "办公室", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "怎么办？要不要站着尿尿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "猫猫：什么火龙果？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "割腕下不去手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5TtOlkq6ic5XkItTlcvolZgMWhR63z3w2xGRS1RnmH61SWV4baEd4Ycg"}
{"text": "「驸马，公主已被杖毙，她身上掉下一块玉，是您找了十年的那块」驸马捡起来一看，喊了一句「打这么半天，就打出了个这装备」驸马踏上了前往奎尔丹纳斯岛的路上。", "question": "如何以「驸马，公主已被杖毙，她身上掉下一块玉，是您找了十年的那块」为开头，写一篇小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问可以举手吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6570858"}
{"text": "几位用餐？", "question": null, "star": 375, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h37wnxkmykj61401hc13b02"}
{"text": "一眼就看出来了，原来我们都去过同一家理发店啊。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4715647"}
{"text": "问刘慈欣是不是民科，等同于问刘谦是不是骗子。", "question": "刘慈欣是民科吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上一个敢直呼其名的已经被她打死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHZUSmQyCMW64W4l9KZgQmwiaK8QZ082foZRaubaqibfs0V2znC3mj00QQ"}
{"text": "「傻丫头，当然不是啊，还喜欢漂亮的呢。」", "question": "当女友哭着问我「是不是所有人都喜欢瘦子？」该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前大灯不亮的传统修理方式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkg1jFTZk7AAubWLlVncOIAKXeh6yj3nwibyhZL8raUWXxPDib6JSBicjkQ"}
{"text": "是的，我没有说“UNO”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6617592"}
{"text": "人家一直说你是山根，山根终于生气了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6357635"}
{"text": "在妈妈不在家的时候，用了特别的草莓口味的牙膏，结果被女飞贼发现了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3833473"}
{"text": "偉大的人類已經把每個器官都升華為性器官了。", "question": "为什么\"上帝\"把许多生物（包括人类）的性器官和排泄器官设计在一起？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "能收到星星就感到非常开心。", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "等一下！现在笑会留下皱纹的哦！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401629"}
{"text": "旋转木马不坐就攻击。", "question": "在吉翁公国经营的主题公园中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359714"}
{"text": "就这样成了巨额贷款的担保人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR26pQJlf24vLWBeGRZknI8yjlBcWuxicY5whxGkg0KM7okxnJckTCSkkA"}
{"text": "我干净吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6453709"}
{"text": "别理解，胡说八道的。", "question": "「所有男人都是孩子」怎么去理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姐姐得意地唱着：想听我的英勇传说吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6886101"}
{"text": "突然被对手夸发型可爱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qY0E659AkZnYnWZmWaJB5LqrbGFPYibkn9ylichc3sx4At7cyZKa4ZFPlQ"}
{"text": "每次敌人的忘年会上我都演这个角色。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3887893"}
{"text": "抹去昨天摘的星星。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "这是独角仙吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3588121"}
{"text": "在手机没电的5秒之前，用魔法打字。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6851115"}
{"text": "你今天好吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6435781"}
{"text": "我第一次戴上眼镜看她。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7333249"}
{"text": "丹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edoqp0hgtdj20af091aam"}
{"text": "洗衣机内部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejj6a5wnm7j20al08vgm3"}
{"text": "你适合做政治家吗？", "question": "请你赞扬我，但不要看不起我。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2632039"}
{"text": "姐姐用能想到的最便宜的方式从北海道回来了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286713"}
{"text": "一天去超市，排队结账的时候排在我前面的是一对母女，孩子目测十岁左右。收银员一边扫码结账一边跟那个母亲推销她们的会员卡，说购物能积分。这时那个孩子突然问，「怎么积分？」收银员：「你们买了东西，对应的积分就在会员卡里了。」孩子：「我还是没想明白，你说的是黎曼积分？」", "question": "你听过小孩说的最可怕的话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像在猫咪咖啡馆遇到了什么不愉快的事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grqwcejwuij30ci0elq9w"}
{"text": "妈妈教我把人变猫猫的咒语竟然成功了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9RleNYNHrugvia4WMZTUo4pap4UPkWmd2NDAXCqCY7X5D6DvtXibBvNzg"}
{"text": "我可没想变得傻乎乎的。", "question": "动机是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158847"}
{"text": "小学扎着个马尾一甩一甩的觉得自己特别萌，上劳动课，坐我后面的那个男生找我借剪刀我开心的借给他了，然后自己特别认真的用易拉罐做花篮。过了一下他戳了我一下，我往边上看了一眼看到了我的小辫子搭在我肩上，我不开心的和他说不要玩我头发，然后想把头发扒到后面去。。。可是我发现头发居然一扯就到了手上了。。。啊啊啊！他把我头发剪了！我小学头发都齐腰了！他把我头发从耳朵那里剪掉了！我又怂又打不过他又不会骂人，只会哭，从下午第一节课哭到下午第三节课，我们是住宿学校，到了晚上六点半我还在哭。生活老师只好把我们两个家长叫到学校，他爸带着推子来了学校，当着我的面给他剃了个光头，还技术不好划开了口子。后来大家都知道三年级有一个短头发的女生哭功了得，哭的差点让他们班一个男生绝望的想要出家，头发都剃了，后来被校长劝回来了。", "question": "你在学校期间因何事一举成名全校皆知？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我锁门了没？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evwahaydtsj20ao09nq4p"}
{"text": "重置游戏的后续部分。", "question": "把你的名字放进可的那个台词里，00是自由的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6536043"}
{"text": "我穿了新买的防弹背心一定会没事的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3wGvtFbalT9icRvwmJUia7NibbkpXEDiacfJv7oQ0TvYo3oJLcnE5LXa92A"}
{"text": "说明省内各市实力相对平衡，没有出现一家独大的现象。说明苏北 8 市 /* 苏北 5 市 // 苏北 10 市 */有能力将自己的利益诉求表达出来，苏南苏北的差距不大，但省内有竞争内耗。团结 10 万江苏人的方法是：听说隔壁镇每年每人比我们多分 1000 块。团结 100 万江苏人的方法是：听说隔壁县建高铁了。团结 1000 万江苏人的方法是：听说我们机场又没给批下来。团结 7200 万江苏人的方法是：听说南京又有了一条过江大桥。团结 8000 万江苏人的方法是：听说高考又减招了？", "question": "如何看待「散装江苏」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天说要把它做菜了它却说今天不舒服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvNQFiaDjhSNCLCRkEYvs5FbZo1DCZKvP3iaZbmQc7eOia9VEqibr4jibibvlQ"}
{"text": "丧尸危机在全球爆发了，所有的活人都惊慌失措，四处乱跑我却安逸的坐在沙发上喝着咖啡玩着手机因为我早已准备好了全钛合金加固的防盗安全门以及全玻璃钢硬化五层玻璃，进化好几年的顶尖丧尸才有可能破开门窗进到我的房间内足够我食用一年的各种冷冻食材和大米以及足够我豪饮两年的矿泉水、自来水足够我挥霍十年的电池墙足够我消遣一整年的各种单机游戏、小说、电影漫画等以及玩一年都不会漏气爆炸的女朋友所以我才这么安逸，而且我也通过末日前看过的100多部末日题材的网络小说得知，像我这样的，不出几天就会开始进化，等一年后我的身体能力早已超过了大多数吃不饱穿不暖的人类，到时候也没几个能打的过我的，那以后小日子过的不是美滋滋咦？怎么感觉有点困，有点反胃呢我靠不要啊我特么变丧尸了我怎么出去我要吃脑子救命让我出去。。。一百年后，当人类重新夺回地球并全灭丧尸后，在一栋普通的居民楼里发现了一个被饿死的丧尸全剧终", "question": "如果游戏中的《生化危机》发生在中国，我们该怎么逃生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电车全盛期。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3479108"}
{"text": "说了‘借我一只手’，结果就成了这样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5015164"}
{"text": "上铺：你帮我把我桌上的东西拿来", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "不行啊！不行啊！不行啊！今天晚上~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3687189"}
{"text": "“妈，给我拿下浴巾！”", "question": null, "star": 503, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "我担心妈妈会不会来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1694239"}
{"text": "自古也有红颜祸水的说法，长得漂亮不好。还有齐大非偶的说法，家境太好的嫁不出去。总之女孩子哪方面突出了总有酸话等着她，这些话信了你就是个瓜。", "question": "为什么说「女孩子太聪明不好」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自称170的男友不知为何不肯往前走", "question": null, "star": 1364, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gog0zd1j01j60u0140q8w02"}
{"text": "自己的题目下的笑点数量比后来提交的相同题目下的笑点数量多。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "妈妈，这是什么？不能看！会被社交媒体曝光的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3140341"}
{"text": "直到大家都安静下来，我才毁了大家的梦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5012854"}
{"text": "本人医学生，毕业到找工作之前，有个开朋友旅行社的同学让我帮她接个团（本人不热爱考证但考试一直很厉害，本科的时候的确考了很多没什么关系也没什么用的证）。这个团 30 人，都是七十几岁的老年，资料上只知道是某个一线城市一个什么企业给退休职工报的团。第二天我就觉得这个团很不对劲，很安静，也不爱拍照，就安安静静地买，安安静静地看，安安静静地买（购买力惊人），不管老头老太都酒量惊人。我本身比较内向也不是导游专业，不知道怎么互动和调动气氛，话也很少，于是在喧闹的景区只有我们三十一个安安静静的人，度过了安安静静地六天。总体来说这个团带的很舒服，唯一不舒服的时候是在大巴上的时候，我因为找不到话题强行尬聊，给他们科普老年养生、骨质疏松防治、甚至气管异物处理和心肺复苏流程和操作要点。听得时候他们都很安静，也很认真，嘴角带着笑，还有老人家录了小视频。我有些得意。但气氛真的尴尬到令人窒息。第七天的时候，我实在受不了了，我去问他们的来头，这才知道他们是一线城市三甲医院的退休职工团，其中还有两位是我本科教材的编者。至今都忘不了我在车上给他们科普医学知识的时候，他们那认真又礼貌的微笑。", "question": "假装优秀反被打脸是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同一个...门派...的！", "question": null, "star": 699, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn1b7q4mmj60yd19u47702"}
{"text": "来自亲近之人的爱。", "question": "虽然说‘灯台下暗’，但是毕竟你总该发现了吧，发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7333747"}
{"text": "春姑娘就来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BajKiaBU5Mh6qTdLbgz9xhzIibGJRhiaMjqQPAQyyIb18PaxZwsKzwoqwHg"}
{"text": "你要这样想：泡澡的时候总不能把脚剁了。", "question": "洗衣机洗内衣内裤鞋袜等是否真的不卫生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初中，全班考试不理想，班主任训话：「堂堂人民教师，成了人民饲养员。」", "question": "你遇见过哪些毒舌？他们说过哪些很毒的话让你过耳不忘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初音未来在唱歌。", "question": "公崎繁二郎看起来很强壮，但实际上很冷淡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7227279"}
{"text": "他有没有我不知道，但是听说他爸爸陪德云社董事长睡觉。", "question": "郭麒麟是靠潜规则上位的吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上班狗，大学时每天都会在吃完晚饭的 2 小时后去操场奔跑，因为我很瘦，因为被女友说没有安全感，所以因为男人的尊严，我不得不逼着自己去跑步，每天 10 圈 4000 米，回来的时候再拿出出发时身上带的 20 元买一平碳酸饮料，10 串烤面筋：「老板，来 10 串烤面筋，多放料，越多越好。」然后我就爱上了烤面筋。", "question": "坚持跑步，或者慢跑真正带给你了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚上摸黑上厕所时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx6n0t1apkj30ci0eltbn"}
{"text": "这里有一只宝可梦，对吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1113043"}
{"text": "老太婆气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh13974qmpj30ci0el75v"}
{"text": "如果那是梦，该有多好啊。", "question": "米奇好像在搜索什么。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6636778"}
{"text": "遇到胖虎", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "我在想如果我也能穿上那样美丽的晚礼服去参加舞会就好了，就在这时我遇到了龙脉宝石。", "question": "请把这个故事讲完。", "star": 1216, "type": "T2T", "image": "6791241"}
{"text": "师傅在检查葵花宝典的预习情况", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaLywOso7fzUV0P96xBaL95UWb5EX03oI5XRKaP1T1qK2nE5pWzgb5zw"}
{"text": "找不到两个西瓜啊。", "question": null, "star": 89, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142983"}
{"text": "油价又涨了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "深夜偷偷接近主人，在背后制造声响，然后拼命关闭浏览器。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "387655"}
{"text": "最后的晚餐", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1849017"}
{"text": "第一次见在电影院吃白饭的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6dzOolm0ymaMEtHK0AnicCqvdffPITTNoOwloBDtbEM98quA23JH9zqg"}
{"text": "要不你先杀个人吧…", "question": "如果有一天发现和柯南住一个酒店，该如何自救？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以卵击石", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJgSZEdzUMECZEOMgD57SVK0A2sJAOzhaPvbwa1dCzyrrvBmkYqZjwDA"}
{"text": "喂，喂，我是猫啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4767029"}
{"text": "我想在你的心里迷糊一下。", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "叔叔，那两栋楼叫什么？“叫目标", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bRKRMl03RE5PD3m39KEdYIeWKLg6xIq4Ik3a2vQgprpSZqJl1Tse4hQ"}
{"text": "您是说毕加索吗？", "question": "如何看待那些人体比例很糟糕，但上色还不错的画师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在店员「跟您太搭了！大小也适合！」的忽悠下买了单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqmtcfbv02j30ci0el116"}
{"text": "其实是可以的。你认为不可以，是因为「丑」的人内部也互相看不顺眼，难以形成合力。你也不可能高呼「长得丑的人跟我团结起来」，大家都不会承认自己丑到需要闹革命……但是为什么说「可以」呢，只要换个理由，比如把某一群长得具有某些共同「丑」点的人，以「民族」，或者以「XX 族裔」的形式归纳到一起，大家自然就凝结起来了……", "question": "为什么「丑」的人不能合力颠覆社会的审美观？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咳咳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xm2k3lqzj20fw0e4q47"}
{"text": "哦，雌性的乞力马扎罗天蛛真是稀有啊。这是很珍贵的影像呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1684062"}
{"text": "是真的。不像我，这一周我就当我没有男朋友了。", "question": "在一起一年半的男友，放弃玩自己心心念念大半个月且今天发售的《艾尔登法环》来陪我过周末，是真的很爱我吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把小黑猫送上《魔女宅急便》的快递公司是因为我被允许使用快递服务，而不是因为这个说法是谣言。一开始决定让黑猫出现。", "question": "随便啦，但我还是想告诉你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5815651"}
{"text": "需要在下带路吗？/拜托您了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvqc54ogqqj60ci0elju002"}
{"text": "最可怕的是那人根本不回应好吗。。", "question": "表白被拒绝时听过最狠的话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在大洗之前要先预习一下GALPAN再去。", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "进攻时会升起来的怪", "question": null, "star": 176, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwi60p2kbij60yt1af7ao02"}
{"text": "印着哆啦A梦剧情的短裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqDg1yRRneBliaoARicbarFOyXPg4JNtUE9NooNibfGTdyIibm4ehgJWGN6A"}
{"text": "低配版武松打虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTPmfZW2GKiaYM2AKVve4m05EZqiadYWH8wPNmZuf6HF8Mib0SMibcibIMU7Q"}
{"text": "这厚度能塞进去吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351431"}
{"text": "突然，悟空掉进泥潭了！这不太吉利啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4092659"}
{"text": "我发现底下评论真的很缺搞笑基因", "question": null, "star": 109, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "这家伙什么时候找工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h993oe0ygoj30ci0el0tq"}
{"text": "离谱的生活过太久，产生了这才是谱的错觉。", "question": "怎么看药价放开后心脏病药「地高辛片」2015年的价格暴涨十倍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "外星人也需要吹牛的资本", "question": null, "star": 333, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "当你把气氛搞得尴尬，你的朋友向大伙解释：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8TQwzORKB83BPNl35FuOR0qasHGu7Rjibib0Jj4mXrUfMLjZ3rQumJzng"}
{"text": "请欣赏大型现代诗：《一个，一个》◎一个是代孕弃娃，一个是远走当妈。一个被微博骂，一个被豆瓣扒。一个在洛杉矶，一个在内华达。一个生娃不用怀孕，一个生娃不用成家。◎一个是影坛奇葩，一个是歌坛大瓜。一个有金主爸爸，一个有精主花花。一个张口就提出轨，一个闭口不提出轨。一个装傻，一个装瞎。◎中国打胎合法，代孕犯法；美国代孕合法，打胎犯法。一个是女的想打，一个是男的想打。一个是人性的扭曲，一个是道德的沦丧。一个「烦死了」，一个「太害怕」。◎一个偷偷扔娃，一个偷偷生娃。一个晒出生证，一个晒户口卡。十八年后娃长大，再来一决高下：当年是你流量大，还是我流量大？◎此刻的汪峰，瓜田的猹。录好的新歌，发还是不发？歌名就叫：一个个没完了是吗？想上头条，除非怀孕的是他。", "question": "华晨宇承认与张碧晨的孩子已经一岁，工作室称两人将在无婚姻关系前提下共同抚养孩子，你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以为是可乐，其实是酱油。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1483360"}
{"text": "庄子告诉苏格拉底：你老婆死了！两个人哈哈大笑起来。", "question": "当苏格拉底遇上庄子会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爸有一个朋友，非常看不惯他们公司的人说话都是「诶，Amanda，你帮我 check 一下这个文件好么？」「今天我 schedule 了一个 appointment，我可能要晚一点，你不用等我。」「Eason，去楼下帮我 print 一下这个文件好么，还有，帮我拿一杯 Cappuccino。」这种典型「外企语」。于是他每一次打内线都会用央视翻译腔，一字一顿说「喂？请问阿曼达女士在么？」对方：「……谁？」「（一字一顿）阿曼达女士，」然后优雅轻吐，「Ms. Amanda。」…………平常见面当然也不可能放过「早上好呀，伊森先生。」「你好爱丽丝女士，罗伯特先生找你。」长此以往，几乎所有受到他「语言攻击」的人都不行了——「行了，大哥，我们错了，你继续叫我李狗蛋，成不？不装了，大哥，不玩儿洋调子了，自打脸成不成？」", "question": "为什么有人讨厌别人说话时夹杂英文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "愚公第800代后人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAg0eMv5VdfWmFzicHUia6cR6RNLb9u4ZEia6T62oLVp2ooL73f3DJvejGg"}
{"text": "仅仅因为被突然宣布的新成员吓了一跳就被狠狠批评了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3532025"}
{"text": "我再问你一遍为什么去猫咪咖啡馆？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdgxtez05vj30ci0el42i"}
{"text": "：我的鞋在里面吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "昨天的爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9o7nkeqbqj20g00eamyg"}
{"text": "一局游戏二十块钱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6065840"}
{"text": "邀请我干什么，这人以后离婚没有钱付律师费的。", "question": "问一问各位，女朋友说以后工资卡上交，我说可以但要大致了解资金流向，她说这是不信任不如不结婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎，我这个普通人...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3240452"}
{"text": "喜欢我这样的男人的女人。", "question": "我不喜欢那样的女人。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7282923"}
{"text": "一生に一度は 的中文意思是 人的一生中应该有一次。", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "谁让你非得提出猜拳定胜负呢", "question": null, "star": 507, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gidhvz49j4j610x10pjxi02"}
{"text": "巨人队取得了1000场胜利。", "question": "尽情发挥，修改标题。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "7170540"}
{"text": "白黑条纹派企鹅与黑白条纹派企鹅决战", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "因为和奥特曼爸爸常去的店欠的钱一直没还。", "question": "奥特曼一族守护地球的真正原因。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7075270"}
{"text": "吴磊看到自己的女装排名又上升了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJHePAniccXyFD4mljrRyPhqREmXm1iao1nMnvQcz8crU5vqibTyupqccFw"}
{"text": "刚才亲亲的时候你是不是把我的金牙顺走了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdt5G9chiabdzo4US6AicoT7bm92JTWRtWkicb1c7IGXIYs9Fcw1XGictRYkw"}
{"text": "大家都跑调了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379881"}
{"text": "不要问为什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyavYbouErptXt7L5lcza3oc8SvBxmb2egQ7icS0lpaoMKm8yZXZic0SOg"}
{"text": "法拉利 5 元代金劵仅限第二辆使用了解一下。", "question": "如何看待全国多地相继出台「催生」二胎政策?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "改了名字，开起车来更得心应手，驾照就轻易考到了。", "question": "驾驶粗心大意，在驾校里发生了463次事故的人竟然拿到了驾照，这是什么道理？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349859"}
{"text": "收银员：顾客您是不是有没结账的商品？", "question": null, "star": 410, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goiha2yvq1j60zn1bj13l02"}
{"text": "冠军在奖杯上留言说：“我能高兴吗？我？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1621669"}
{"text": "题主多虑了。潜规则也不是给你用的……", "question": "既然潜规则比明规则好用。那我们还要明规则干什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "弟弟说他不需要人照顾了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3993785"}
{"text": "大象～大象～你的鼻子怎么那么长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu112vrdmyj60z41audn302"}
{"text": "踢足球就不要想弹琵琶的事了好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGdQMnxCicVaMnKrDdhVWjh7mFkMJgTJ3nQnaBI9icwHYZd0ibPoiaoFibDhA"}
{"text": "你小子命真硬明明被沉了东京湾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7606pbr34j30ci0elgmp"}
{"text": "换了一个方向插U盘还是不进", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MkhKZXcicndaAhDZxozWCchgAspHdiaSZdRIARf8UcQlDhjDYBp2FvH0A"}
{"text": "帮忙打饭。", "question": "宿舍其他五人玩英雄联盟，我不会任何网游怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为你想要像杰森·斯坦森那样酷的发型，所以我给你剪成了那样的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389168"}
{"text": "土狗", "question": null, "star": 175, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "开篇镜头", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1249598"}
{"text": "烟抽反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAic9LSLb0iap2sgxPthAYBfE8ULW5LrFvEYc6MuOcV3RBTiaY3l2DwiaFkFw"}
{"text": "跟我念：肥宅快落水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibt7wLNOJUH9ePdRBSfdojwFYwxP41hnfb7QCPaow9fJNQhtqQmjrnDg"}
{"text": "我也...只要一点点...想在电影里出现...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4690233"}
{"text": "我只因为不小心进行了双足行走的训练，结果每天都被粉丝们追赶得苦恼不堪。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3861994"}
{"text": "当你只剩最后一条命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9jNjwzULyl3guzTjqXzibBuYrJfxhj3ibibJJquhibhYOETDwUjWwv8iaUiaw"}
{"text": "《井冈山》", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "喂孙子吃饭追到了游泳池", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibiaULPgh4M98c527Yt0RIWyicONrmdmCKuheBhk8MoZm35C67SvZAra4A"}
{"text": "哥哥最喜欢的小风扇。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6451700"}
{"text": "等红灯时，旁边的卡车司机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqEYxJUJJ6huOw9JQk5YUTkvCSiaPpspgl6wTr9ojkicNtU2VNhiakGpP7g"}
{"text": "大家好在下叶良辰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1ewzj12jft3j30b408cjrg"}
{"text": "隔壁的田中先生。", "question": "这部电影的名字是《142号室》和《1年B组的回忆》。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5814070"}
{"text": "考试结束2秒前，发现没写名字的迪肯贝·穆托姆博·穆坡伦多·穆坎巴·让·雅克·瓦穆托姆君", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0ivv8tsn5j30ci0el0x6"}
{"text": "地球上部分灵长类动物在超市 / 商场里的运动轨迹。该轨迹无规律性、不可计算且不可预料。只要不跟好，可以表现出在任意时候出现在任意位置的量子态。非常可怕……如果使用通讯工具企图破坏这种状态：「你现在在哪？」那么就有可能会得到叠加态：「我在一根柱子右边。」", "question": "宇宙最复杂的运动是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 如果该外星种族仅拥有那种程度的武器，我建议他们还是不要侵略地球了，这不是找抽么？ ", "question": "外星人侵略地球，用最大破坏半径为 5-10 公里的武器攻击人类（这种武器只有一发，只能用一次）哪里，能够对地球人造成最大的打击？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前写的：钻石为什么招人喜欢，因为它是呆而萌的。 ​​问：为什么洗手液在香皂面前总是低一头？因为香皂是 soap，洗手液是理亏的 soap。 ​​​​荆轲爱国的时候会唱，你是我的燕，带我领略四季的变换。屈原爱国的时候会唱，You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's 楚。「你这个人啊，怎么形容呢，就是那种给你十个亿，你都不带拿走一分钱的。」「您是夸我为人正派，不为金钱所动？」「哦，不是，我是想说你不要 billion。」我问水，为什么你是水的时候，如海啸，如洪水，会给人带来灾难，但是冰的时候，就变得那么稳重安静？水说，其实我喜欢液态的自己，灵动，奔放，自由，你知道的，喜欢就会放肆，但 ice 克制。羊肉串看到身旁的大串浓妆艳抹，忍不住搭讪。「Hey, good to see you. My name is 羊肉串。」 大串看了他一眼说，「Hi, I'm 腰子。」 羊肉串当时就惊了！心想这姑娘也太主动了吧！当下回道，「Err... I'm yours as well。」", "question": "有什么笑话是只有既懂中文又懂英文的人才能听的懂的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小个子的穆斯卡在说什么，但听不清楚。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6839697"}
{"text": "什么？百鸟朝凤图的模特招满了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "通过跑赢失主，第一名赢得了手表和眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LjvZjm3E8INdIHGhicqb5KBy8nSca2qv7zaXDCKqZyBDA6HcsEfeBUwg"}
{"text": "蚊香起作用了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5j5dhlrorj20lq0mcq41"}
{"text": "改变过去。", "question": "机器猫不能做绝对不可以做的事情吧？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6987681"}
{"text": "是偷懒还是勤奋?", "question": "离职和供餐的区别", "star": 982, "type": "T2T", "image": "6510322"}
{"text": "某 P 君，参加某大学研究生复试面试。老师：你大二是不是沉迷游戏?P 君：没。老师：你是不是谈恋爱了？P 君：没啊！（尴尬脸）老师：那你成绩那么差，干嘛去了？P 君：...…", "question": "什么时候你觉得自己被面试官套路了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本来是来提分手的结果男友和旁边的客人们突然开始跳舞……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gubisblglhj60xd18h7di02"}
{"text": "为什么分发口罩？", "question": "至今仍不可思议。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263932"}
{"text": "还没解开谜底毛利大叔就摆起了睡觉姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfuerk2u7jj30ci0eln1z"}
{"text": "不要惊慌，是我的宠物不死鸟又在要帅了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1einurn8mo7j20au0acjsk"}
{"text": "借用一下您的手机！来～微笑～好了转账成功！", "question": null, "star": 248, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsjuqtsykvj610i13ztfg02"}
{"text": "谁能帮我开薯片，不是开门", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "有一种字体叫徐静蕾……", "question": "如果你和一种字体被困在沙漠里，这将是哪种字体？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某集团公司，要众筹拍电影，一千多万制作成本的预算，院线级别。剧本改了许多版都不满意，只好找了新编剧。编剧：觉得之前的剧本是哪里不满意。客户：我们觉得后面好多版，都没有第一稿好。编剧：那为什么不按照第一稿拍？客户：第一稿只有一个几千字的故事大纲。编剧：.....所以还木有剧本？只有大纲？客户：有区别吗？我们收集的意见大家都对第一稿满意。编剧：请问你们在哪里收集的意见？客户：跟我们所有员工啊！四千多人，我们要求每个人都写意见的（傲娇脸）！编剧：.......4000 多人？客户：是啊，拍电影的钱是员工众筹的。编剧：.....所以每改一次都有 4000 多条修改意见？客户：是啊，我们员工都是手写的。编剧：我没见过这样改剧本的。客户：但我们有钱啊！编剧：其实院线级别一千多万不算多.....客户：我们对外宣传是八千万。编剧：卖点呢？客户：我们集团老板的创业史。编剧：我还有一个问题。客户：您说。编剧：我只想知道第一稿是谁写的，能够让 4000 多人一致通过。我日后可以膜拜一下。客户：我们集团老板自己写的。编剧：........这是我最近听到最愚蠢的事，如果有更愚蠢的，就是——这个项目竟然还在继续。", "question": "你曾经哪一瞬间觉得人是愚蠢的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的公交车人好少嘻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9yvwo2yrvj20a90bwmxn"}
{"text": "编剧请交稿", "question": "如果要出一个关于编剧的综艺，叫“编剧请什么”比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃饭了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7239779"}
{"text": "阶级狂欢的仆人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6631972"}
{"text": "我和你结婚会很土。", "question": "请做出超土气的求婚。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6065860"}
{"text": "无论被击败多少次，复活点都会在这里。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253356"}
{"text": "打开相机要拍照时忽然转换到前摄像头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoasewOR2tTu4kk4fNRazgXKLicGNZWjLSgRgmTiabMcdKAA0MAxYDGhwA"}
{"text": "无论何时回来，都对这家店的系统不熟悉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6988797"}
{"text": "你理发了吗？？！！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2873682"}
{"text": "废柴了就继续废柴吧。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6933594"}
{"text": "育碧办公室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibjiad38z04YeVMqI55slRUtEll190VXmkWeb6xnLdexzpALpuC4ZheTA"}
{"text": "但凡这些人讲点诚信，我也不至于这么穷……我让蜗牛追杀，没人给我十亿 。我给别人磕头，没人给我一百万。我按下按钮让全世界死掉，也没人给我一亿。我独自生活五年，也没人给我一亿。我不上清华，没人给我五百万。话，我撂下了，就要五百万，赶紧的，打钱！", "question": "一次性给你500万，或每月给你三万，直到你去世，你选择哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在修学旅行的巴士上。", "question": "什么时候感觉出门打个电话可以让气氛变好？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7343780"}
{"text": "明亮的未来。", "question": "孩子们本来可以做到的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386330"}
{"text": "泳池没水...", "question": null, "star": 212, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnd01xg0mfj610g1clwkv02"}
{"text": "万磁王停住了射来的钢针", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "七年过去了，等我回到地面的时候，一个认识我的人都没有。", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "232190"}
{"text": "叫理发师给我剪一个空气刘海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868NYLyMIJPqbL4M9sAI7YCxLSUfW2huCWQvKtiaX4DialW8wahY0kpyYqw"}
{"text": "这个浑蛋，前天和朋友的佐纪...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5641307"}
{"text": "依我淫浸音乐行业多年的浅见，my heart will go on 之所以成功的原因是：其 190 多分钟的 mtv 拍的好。", "question": "求泰坦尼克号主题曲《我心永恒》专业人士音乐解析和分析，为何这首歌能在全球范围内获得如此地成功？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开局属性选择", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4eicKlSZHJaHfVa7kx2ribLr4mIW0BD7SttIYLQ9ia4pRdECOZ2SicIzZMQ"}
{"text": "想起修学旅行时在睡觉的同学，突然想起了我曾在他课本上乱画的事，强忍住笑意。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1636195"}
{"text": "我帮你挡住了奶头，你帮我挡住我的奶头好不好。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "不小心走到了怪物刷新地", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "相亲照片的风格很强烈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4369719"}
{"text": "权力的常见中文表达是“权势”或“势力”。", "question": "握着不可思议东西的寿司店老板，他手里握着什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723329"}
{"text": "我是什么时候六指的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHJx35DTCibRcbLmicGIVgia4XicA8eahZASxy1N7QExKD4zc3DzkABTDRAw"}
{"text": "过边检的时候，查护照的大哥把我叫住：等一下。我吓一跳，以为啥事。大哥说： 生日快乐！", "question": "你在过边检和海关的时候，遇到过什么难忘的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“兄弟们！他有薯条！”", "question": null, "star": 56, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "英语", "question": "教二年级的小朋友编程哪门语言入门好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当老板说需要一个口罩时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamtXAVdu1cE5lveYQOqywDT9jROmUaia6UrmjxE7ib6ZlXrzCsGNZeoIDw"}
{"text": "我不走，我要买这个！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "那就这样吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380704"}
{"text": "今天早上去世了。", "question": null, "star": 123, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284959"}
{"text": "（对不住了……说了「停车时间很长下去帮我买嘛！这种话……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3x7m5tahdj30ci0eln14"}
{"text": "朝青龙拳的中文常用表达是朝阳青龙拳。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "2925358"}
{"text": "田中的报复", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWRic5WnibsxjFsNkbx2UZLr2nkFa9m9dwHSyZqstdicy2yJXDtmDp4Fp1A"}
{"text": "睡觉时突然有人开灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8kq4q6nvlj30ci0eljw3"}
{"text": "从现在开始，我想给我的爸爸一个起床的惊喜（^_^）。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2498689"}
{"text": "“这透视装可能不太适合我”，玉米苦恼地说。", "question": null, "star": 47, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "我想要消除没有男友和没有女友的历史。", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 209, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "哎呀，我的年薪太低了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6684958"}
{"text": "炎热天气工作一天辛苦了！我已经冰好身子啦，抱我吧！", "question": null, "star": 587, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt4x1yxnqxj60vg1b6n4l02"}
{"text": "哼！在心里和男朋友腻歪，把记忆都抹掉！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5120309"}
{"text": "猫猫手机没电啦", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "那个孩子...第一次的打工能买到FamilyMart的炸鸡和可乐吗？", "question": null, "star": 59, "type": "I2T", "image": "4348267"}
{"text": "这个放大灯真好用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLK4vpj1BQuVTwibIVUUPd7xkJdlBiciaKDgP07fkTU0iaDkAJ5RlEfiaMOyhQ"}
{"text": "把水撒出来，地我刚擦过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtc2E8oPBxeFuEMNDCEUYibkUFArBvgiaPKT6O4tRLVLgz2vCzLEiaHibwIQ"}
{"text": "在底拖网捕鱼中，科伊克正在捕获大量的鱼。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937578"}
{"text": "女友分手的理由", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8k227jtt8jQdibicgzFRq1HMql6HEHjNpYxxM38GoQbaOiaxQJW5fMPvEGw"}
{"text": "把鱼吞下去之后一口气喝完可乐，只把鱼吐出来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038535"}
{"text": "欢迎二位来到医科大学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKwyCs2icrAmaFgPUU2eBibcU4LUiaFb5oZ94RD1zbibsYicCBxSDibREnvCEQ"}
{"text": "你看这个人，总是提出色情题目然后被删除。啊，是我。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174716"}
{"text": "曾经每天上班划水就是刷知乎。后来，我来了知乎工作，每天带薪刷知乎……（我的工友 @刘看山 是坠可爱的吉祥物！）", "question": "将爱好作为职业是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇，我是光之美少女？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4303994"}
{"text": "我倒要看看这个防猫网到底有多防猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "磨刀匠，你累了吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1591604"}
{"text": "中山金二郎", "question": "你把角色的名字记错了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6726791"}
{"text": "哔哔哔！哔哔哔！啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦～", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6204652"}
{"text": "新买了蚊帐而没有蚊子咬困扰的我开心到起飞", "question": null, "star": 608, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "不能公开，会对他的仕途有影响。部长干得好是能直接升任市长的。", "question": "我是学生会的干事，男朋友是部长，这段恋情该不该公开？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大侦探福尔摩斯", "question": "把那部著名作品的标题换一个字，使其更生动。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6578461"}
{"text": "光腚", "question": null, "star": 178, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "白细胞发现了帅哥细菌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyXKFaoHG0iaa542mxhKAPMCXzS5vKLFmNP0TrJOA3FMkRVVZU11iatqBQ"}
{"text": "我的本职工作实在无足轻重，没机会捅大篓子～倒是偶尔会帮忙办会端个茶倒个水什么的～记得第一次去倒茶，没经验，不小心烫到了两个院士～", "question": "工作中，你捅过多大的娄子？结果你怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "性让相爱的人找到爱的证明，为不爱的人制造爱的假象。", "question": "爱一个人真的要身体接触吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别摆架子了！", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "到站了却下不了车", "question": null, "star": 218, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gokje48mysj61170zugr902"}
{"text": "苏轼写文章，从来不查书。宋仁宗嘉佑二年科考中，苏轼引用了一段尧和皋陶的对话。老同志梅尧臣很喜欢，但一直不知道出处，很久以后才问：「小苏呀，你上次写的那篇文章里有段对话很不错，出自哪里啊？」苏：「额，是我自己编的哈。」梅：「擦，你怎能这样玩捏？」苏：「嗨，我了解尧和皋陶，他俩肯定会说这样的话。」偌，就是下面这篇文章，我节选了苏轼瞎编的那段。《刑赏忠厚之至论》当尧之时，皋陶为士。将杀人，皋陶曰：「杀之」，三。尧曰：「宥之」，三。故天下畏皋陶执法之坚，而乐尧用刑之宽。四岳曰「鲧可用！」尧曰：「不可！鲧方命圯族。」既而曰：「试之！」何尧之不听皋陶之杀人，而从四岳之用鲧也？然则圣人之意，盖亦可见矣。《书》曰：「罪疑惟轻，功疑惟重。与其杀不辜，宁失不经。」呜呼！尽之矣！是苏轼编的尧帝的故事？还是我编的苏轼的故事？大家自行想象吧！", "question": "学生时代为了写作文编过哪些可笑的素材？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "国士无双，十三面等待。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846989"}
{"text": "退潮了，铁掌水上漂不知道是否该继续表演", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAdhBdCk0cBxdzfnhCMakRKgHpgoDREibaicrt6FliaFLvchIwib6u3Q7kKA"}
{"text": "你这个家伙！你以为我是谁啊……嗯……那里感觉好舒服……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3240452"}
{"text": "使用轻功战斗的大象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eab2zkdj75j20c20bxdh3"}
{"text": "每天都是这样发生的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "297026"}
{"text": "不喝咖啡也能快速提神的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibXCXqfDEG6qTvaKKoMfRQWsjyLapBKPpJick0PhjGPH6SQeXaRiar0bOA"}
{"text": "拉壮丁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicwlTryCNFCPAQlstj1pBgg9K4T3K6X1mzco7XSWfXIC8SlEkwKIGhtw"}
{"text": "那里不可以", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "男：不就撞衫了吗，多大点事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtt9ed43PEvLYqzXxV2HNAoCyv4iaxSurCXnfz4p3nwWINU7D7faQ5dDw"}
{"text": "代父从军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m5on0rtJxKwpX2eklabT8HWibs5kWgJ67cicWg4IZD3xrJlfBhaqibw2vg"}
{"text": "那家伙又在往玩偶里塞棉花准备去旅行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gksejy3ceej30ci0el46t"}
{"text": "停下吧。对方可是松冈呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411195"}
{"text": "阿朱闭上眼睛，过了一会，又睁开眼来，说道：「乔大爷，我睡不着，我求你一件事，行不行？」乔峰道：「什么事？」阿朱道：「我小时候睡不着，我妈便在我床边唱歌儿给我听。只要唱得三支歌，我便睡熟啦。」乔峰微笑道：「这会儿去找你妈妈，可不容易。」摘自《天龙八部》第十八回胡汉恩仇，须倾英雄泪", "question": "你见过哪些一句话能把女生噎死的钢铁直男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火车头式的方法", "question": "请您告诉我电梯的运作原理。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2013597"}
{"text": "辈分大的小孩吃席现状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0NIict1SYDshH6VGumRyVibwXj2expicAAicwlz9pstAAr2o8YzuYkQIvpA"}
{"text": "他的手居然是干的？！他的手居然是干的？！——微小说《厕所门口》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNQ4jdH5GRknRrTIDEocxyMa9CUYZ2sAwGXtRt7oR1qhbiadYMPNuUwdQ"}
{"text": "因为我喜欢在高处，所以朋友们都叫我汪峰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8iczj12kGNicnysRrZLTc6PjSTUIFTOGkSYRDz1UkPddI4vHjLKEeVDt5g"}
{"text": "拿首好戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20kuemicXLTiaVPOphXdetauibicAN9DY5yHbLm3afUIFJx9SianejjFfgCKA"}
{"text": "以下的内容相同。", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "你他妈赶快还钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9zyxtbr6kj20aq0bx3zd"}
{"text": "我正在舔香蕉皮。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6758118"}
{"text": "邀请我干嘛？我怎么知道？变成 6 亿的话，我很可能已经消失了啊。", "question": "如果我们今天生活的中国只有六亿人，会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁说男人喜欢素颜了？男人喜欢的是就算你素颜也要比隔壁那个丑女化妆后更好看的底子！", "question": "为什么男人喜欢女人素颜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "房门虚掩，然后上面放盆水。。。", "question": "高三女生要求独立空间，母亲半夜查房起争执怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小孩的沉默，隐忍，恐惧，以及讨好，在麻木的大人眼中，便是：懂事。", "question": "为什么父母一吵架，小孩就特别懂事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我学车时候遇到的这件事也许不算有趣，但应该勉强可以算奇遇了吧。我的教练每天都会准时准点的一个个把我们接到训练场，但是有一次他迟到了整整一个多小时。正当我们惊奇他为什么迟到的时候，故事来了：那天，他跟往常一样，第一个接了小师弟再沿途接我们，结果车刚开出去就被人别停，冲过来四个人直接把小师弟拉下车按地下了……教练以为遇到了打架斗殴的，第一时间就想弃车逃跑……这时候那四个人中有人大吼一声：「警察办案！」你们猜到了没……小师弟竟然是逃犯，一个在正规驾校用身份证报名学车的逃犯……更奇葩的是，他本来在外边逃得好好的（这个描述显得有点三观不正各位请自行忽略），他爸爸爱子心切叫儿子回来学个驾驶再继续逃……逃在外边也好有一技之长……一技之长……这件事情告诉我们，逃犯也是要有一技之长的……-_-……", "question": "你在驾校遇到过什么有趣的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正专心捧着手机看时被老师一把抽走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4lvLlnEdFkye6boicmHmgnBrouzrMyhc77TELpE36yIjzhoWice83eT8A"}
{"text": "张杰吃了没有短视频的亏。", "question": "为什么小学生如此喜欢《孤勇者》这首歌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真讨厌！ 丹乔的心思。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6527380"}
{"text": "浅草寺的花火大会。", "question": "大人的迪士尼乐园", "star": 40, "type": "T2T", "image": "3981584"}
{"text": "米歇尔站在城楼上对奥巴马喊到「你开炮啊！ 老奥！老奥别让我瞧不起你！你开炮啊奥黑！ 俺歇尔生是你的人，死是你的鬼！你开炮啊奥巴马！！！」「总统别开炮 让我带弟兄们再冲一次！吧！」拜登喊到。奥巴马果断的一脚踹开他，大喊「开炮 ！开炮 ！开炮！ 开炮！」（悲伤的音乐响起）", "question": "假如 ISIS 将米歇尔绑架，在媒体上宣传要求奥巴马 24 小时之内辞职否则将其妻子杀害，这 24 小时内会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看！我发现了一个事，我的生命线长度左右不一样！是不是很神奇！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5453295"}
{"text": "大二那年吧，学校寝室 10 点熄灯 + 锁楼，出不去，我当时寝室在二楼。（时间记错了，应该是大三，Dota 2 的 alpha 版）十点半左右洗漱完上床了 QQ 收到冰蛙消息，说今天晚上 Dota 2 上个新版本，另外商店系统要测试，你来帮帮忙吧。答应了以后思考了半天怎么下楼，最后决定把被子绑成绳子顺下去，二楼说高不高说矮不矮的，跳下去不太稳。结果没绑紧（太重了），直接摔下去了，右脚脚掌触地，直接抻了，脚掌扁平。寝室的人说要不你回来吧跟大爷说说情……我单脚跳着去了网吧，大概 800 米吧，干完活以后一看才 2 点，打了一个通宵的 Dota，然后学校旁边（20 块一晚上墙是木板那种）开了个房睡了一觉，中午坐了个小三轮去的医院……现在想想，当时真 tm 沉迷啊……", "question": "你为了玩游戏做的最疯狂的一件事儿是啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "观音大士您的坐骑是什么？一头犼。好的，给您登记了。需要我帮您停到坐骑场吗？不需要，好的，请自便。文殊普贤二位大士关系真好，手挽手一起来的啊，您二位的坐骑……青狮白象，好的。太乙救苦天尊，您这算是一头还是九头……不不不，坐骑场不收费，我只是好奇……九头其实是一头，没问题我能听明白。道祖，别让牛追我了，我这就把红衣服换了。如来佛祖，您什么身份，干嘛骑个猴子来啊？什么，齐天大圣，别人镇不住，能力与身份的象征……好的好的我信了，没笑，我真的没笑。要我帮您停坐骑场，哦，和其它坐骑关系不好啊，要进去一起上桌啊，这个……肯定合适啊，大圣您别掏耳朵，真的合适，没问题的。", "question": "孙悟空为什么没有被人收去当坐骑?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爷爷的遗嘱。", "question": "无论多么细心的人，第一步都是命运的安排，在生命中每失去一次机会，就不得不做出命运的选择，这就是猜字游戏的人生。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3019957"}
{"text": "把黄瓜变绿了。", "question": "秋叶女士的伟业是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6510588"}
{"text": "捡到后写上名字。", "question": "设计笔记的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5597183"}
{"text": "第一百天", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516639"}
{"text": "可以尝试发给中国科学院数学与系统科学研究院。地址：北京市海淀区中关村东路 55 号　 邮政编码：100190.传说当年在陈景润火热的时候，那里专门印了一批信纸：您好，您的证明中的第一个错误出现在_______页_______行，证明无效。", "question": "可以去哪里发布自己的「哥德巴赫猜想」证明？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你把亲戚当妈了……", "question": "如果我是猩猩的后代，为什么我不爱吃香蕉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唐纳德，你把家里装修得跟白宫一样，有必要吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ss7cGDDEApFCKQbjmpPEibCqwGVIvCZiaAxsbFelmEPwpLjtZUEmHpLOZA"}
{"text": "上早自习时的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCLBAqq98gj4IVNibicVLJZM9cmL2KnlQ2sTdrFg6sTak81LQazjQXwkxw"}
{"text": "「怎么大风越狠，我心越荡。幻如一丝尘土，随风自由的在狂舞。」——刘邦《大风歌》", "question": "你听过的最霸气，最有气势的一句诗词是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "总是把目标的脸放大看会忍不住笑，手一直颤抖，无法准确瞄准。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "你该不会是以为麝香香水会滑胎吧⋯⋯", "question": "某互联网创业者要送给 Angelababy 一瓶 FM 的「麝香」香水做结婚礼物，这样真的好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你踩到遥控器了啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZKpKtqicjuniaCCe172tHRAskZznLEfwLlzDnq6TichyT6RoaLvFMwDzdA"}
{"text": "三年二班！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1250143"}
{"text": "猫饼 罐的", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "那个闪亮的十元硬币能卖到二十元。", "question": "像得到了闪闪发光的十元硬币一样的好事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1512314"}
{"text": "大胖子跳进了泳池", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9u0vx8jymj20eh0c175o"}
{"text": "媳妇儿：「我姓哈，是真名，不过这个哈读三声。」我：「哈哈哈？」", "question": "拥有一个逗比的男朋友是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火车模子爱好者。", "question": "障碍赛跑新采用的障碍物是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6970512"}
{"text": "我手上有一张头等奖的彩票。", "question": "似是而非的东西", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7283680"}
{"text": "五十分硬币是镀金的。", "question": "关于硬币的极限城市传说", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2603711"}
{"text": "把他的声音设置成早上六点的闹钟，连续闹一个月，你就能对他的声音产生生理性的厌恶", "question": "沉迷于某个明星怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我才说你两句，你就嫌烦？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "30 秒镇住全场，就站在台上安静 30 秒看着底下的人就好了，把他们都看毛。从严厉的班主任，到大师级别的演讲者，都是这么干的。。。", "question": "在公开场合演讲时，如何用 30 秒钟的时间镇住全场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肚子疼时的体内状况", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwp94un0trj20ku0opwhg"}
{"text": "太棒了！我参加了山崎春天的面包节，获得了两片盘子呢~!", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138134"}
{"text": "以我直男的角度来讲光是看出你今天涂了口红就已经竭尽了全身的力气~", "question": "涂便宜的口红会被看出来廉价吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在早安节目中参加了全部答对环节。", "question": "早安电视播出时，观众投诉蜂拥而至，到底发生了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6985983"}
{"text": "那是对皮草而言……裘皮才需要吹毛求疵，看有没有皮子上的缺陷，譬如一条雪白的狐狸围脖一吹开浓密的白毛发现下边皮子上有个小箭眼什么的……你去吹人的毛发求疵是想做神马！", "question": "「吹毛求疵」一词能否说明古人毛发浓密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汽车形状的棺材很受欢迎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7ptfLVdRuibOI3NH2jv7ByXDOZjEZnMJyGicl6c4RkEgcZ9mcrqqddgSA"}
{"text": "尝试用摘帽子的方式提醒对方被绿的事实", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3EARDLew5fm5th4b6p9uC2tDeWxsOdnKFHU6xyPlu9ibDyl6klacyb1Wg"}
{"text": "冷静点。我还会再来一次的，再试着逃跑一次。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6437320"}
{"text": "that night,he mistakenly believed that I am a girl in corn field.......", "question": "「玉米地里吃过亏」怎样翻译成英文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试图把鼻屎弹出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvE1Chic4hnZO81AgB0498IS58evXe3shTbJILAiafiaZjp88GFzbNicBI5ow"}
{"text": "随便发个题目", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "一结婚前结婚后→", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h55ez84ahyj30ci0elwjy"}
{"text": "照片虽然是正面照，但是人是卒业生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374538"}
{"text": "我爸问我他车里的伞呢，去工地时候没有伞淋湿了。我想了想的说：昨天我不是出超市时候遇见我高中女同学了嘛，人家没带伞，我想我开着您车呢。我就给她了。我爸迟疑地问我：那你为什么不把人家送回去。我想了想，爸你说的有道理。", "question": "生活中有哪些小事让你意识到了思维的局限性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔壁村的小孩都馋哭了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "哎，萤火虫！快看！萤火虫……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246215"}
{"text": "等待将军。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "力士们从螺旋楼梯走向练功场。", "question": "这家相扑部屋好酷啊~这是哪家相扑部屋？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5435215"}
{"text": "克林（80）：“太阳拳！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4331398"}
{"text": "等了三天，就为了等人请客。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7024493"}
{"text": "我的琴只有两根弦。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "寿司店遇到领导视察", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNERnjOKGvb7Qky1fW30AxZZ9fxa5njiaJvfrQ0RhUyRCu4YAXRYhAQhA"}
{"text": "打不过葫芦娃也就算了你连个老头都抓不住？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY379o5ENFwTpkAb5bkpticghpcVzJImEFfcZicnfgfn51KdkbH1rFAuDOA"}
{"text": "爱吃苹果的人终于走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7liauzTqA4nH9ibesCqL3VYPCicgIBprFl8WEDDXAAa8AlicSJEt8dEic52A"}
{"text": "裁缝做衣服时双击了设计师发过来的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQ0zDpRw8iaibicVGaYEgkfdnayoj5M58n74okKX5h6mqdHibv7D1h8MgQLw"}
{"text": "有一天晚上做梦，梦到了上帝，他说要赐给我个超能力。就是可以控制自己打嗝。想打嗝的时候可以连续打几个小时不中断。后来有一次飞机出事故，掉在了一个小岛上，飞机上的人都被当地的土著抓住了，酋长对我们说：只能放走你们一个人，你们谁把面前这堆屎吃出很美味的感觉，就放谁走。其他人纷纷败下阵来，到了我，吃了一口后，打了一个响亮的饱满的充满回味的饱嗝，土著们惊为天人，就把我放走了。", "question": "有哪些看似很废的超能力却有能有出人意料的用法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "轮到对方奏唱国歌", "question": null, "star": 463, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1govy3ikhj0j60u0140dmt02"}
{"text": "虽然有噪音消除功能，但它本身却成了城市的噪音。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "麻麻！我想养这只猫猫！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfhqq2o1quj30ci0el43r"}
{"text": "从那场压轴赛已经过去半年了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6441733"}
{"text": "屋顶晒的RMB快干了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssv6KAqU8YPLCX2djF0bmeKDpLg7iaDzZHTEKUswXIHuJLjF445WuIOeA"}
{"text": "Q：国内份额第一的电子烟叫什么名字？......答案在这里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5327927"}
{"text": "在快乐套餐的广告中，说要多吃蔬菜，然后最后展示玉米的表演。", "question": "这个应该有吧？", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "4014357"}
{"text": "你农村的亲戚每年过年都会过来都会把他们那些没有本事的儿子介绍给你", "question": "女生貌美家穷是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被抓警察嘲笑好小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHpwibSYAxHwaKFlDolTwrQ0fEVjCzKGzBeEv9bzv6Y39nv9PVNC1Btpw"}
{"text": "下面的插座都看呆了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuOC8NXbWeMEvpwfibj6OeZhGkUm89CwGMr4MiabdIHEKCR5d6ZZHDEDzIfVjccic9Xxgs8kJBClR5Q"}
{"text": "谁的头比我还臭。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6983899"}
{"text": "加油！不，是猎豹！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3064392"}
{"text": "哎？是妻子吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "510297"}
{"text": "在NHK工作。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4705443"}
{"text": "给下属发完文件后准时下班。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5410144"}
{"text": "看演唱会时不知为什么只有自己的脸被放在大屏幕上，太紧张了完全没享受到表演", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLc0uxnr3ewpJBp0xEtG8brTG6RB82MhxuLzBxFmsycgNBd3BbZeibUV6g"}
{"text": "阿sir，我们真的不是露体狂，我们刚刚被抢劫了钱包和衣服。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "自从哥哥说他去把戴红头巾的女孩子抓来吃，就再也没消息了。", "question": "三只小猪的可怕秘密过去是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1792245"}
{"text": "电车捉迷藏专用站", "question": "我不喜欢这样的车站。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398760"}
{"text": "猫屎咖啡员工罢工现场", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "回到原点", "question": "障碍赛跑新采用的障碍物是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6970512"}
{"text": "为患者祈祷！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3136561"}
{"text": "一个喜欢汉服的妹子搞了一个汉服婚礼，迎亲时汽车都没坐，新郎新娘伴郎伴娘接亲团送亲团浩浩荡荡百来人穿着汉服在马路上走。被路人拉着问：你们在送葬么……送葬么……绝不是段子！", "question": "是什么原因导致「汉服」难以流行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一定要匿名，不然会死。我媳妇在网上买的衣服，是我前女友的网店……她俩一口一个亲，我媳妇居然成了老客户，还收藏店铺，我就是无意间在替我女友拿快递的时候发现的。寄件人是我前女友的昵称，本能看了一下电话，发现一模一样……然后就开始冒冷汗，各种脑补她俩什么情况，回去简单试探了一下，发现居然我女朋友是前女友店的老主顾，甚至早于我们相识。以前我还帮前女友打包发过货……至今她们都不知道。", "question": "你们收到过最奇葩的快递是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我二十年的积蓄，都给你了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pq0K74TPQicN6RvfsUY8dkCLmDmjs1svBZ8bd7FaAe0t2cQk4IPk9kPQ"}
{"text": "被告知！你是秘密武器！后在高中当了三年替补", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2ev8218bzj30ci0elmy8"}
{"text": "起来吧，轮到你上场了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5207793"}
{"text": "看到那些自己脑瓜子根本想不出来的绝妙冷笑话时，忍不住大笑。", "question": "哎呀，真受不了！", "star": 30, "type": "T2T", "image": "2526849"}
{"text": "分散鱼注意力的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7n044qw0YrOEqZLjfndMx8epHNcD1SM5aBcXlzEVFdJFXxBguFFoOBFQ"}
{"text": "距离圣诞节结束还有2秒！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnwTN6xgbNwicTxbSXGSetEQUZDLYcMybV6erYFgOQiabichcYLmt0sFbl9w"}
{"text": "江南皮革厂", "question": "5 个字证明你是哪个省的，不能出现地名?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "网球观众", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZDjhDWUt2FV9KdAPVLwybxbron7eXSbuA1jovoc1FcWdLzu7Is2ycTA"}
{"text": "B5纸三张", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "平房没有门和窗户。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393137"}
{"text": "仅凭此一举，就能获得世间所有的罪恶感。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386680"}
{"text": "擦屁股的纸也用不到 30% 啊。", "question": "为什么总是有人说用不到手机性能的 30%？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在爸爸面前争论自己爸爸能吃多少屎的姐弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNMdSnVpU2Enp1BHn1eicS13mh09MnwZN13icWBpS0sssgBPicex8QXYFWQ"}
{"text": "牙膏GUM", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "性骚扰", "question": "大摩托车上可能会再次发生坏事。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "7287101"}
{"text": "我爹会打勒子哨，又叫「马哨」，过去放羊的圈羊打的哨。就是俩手指头放嘴里、吹出来特响。我不会打哨，小时候有一年回老家，我问他怎么打勒子哨。老头儿笑了笑：「看见地上的小黑枣没有？这东西可神奇啦……你连吃七个，舌头就变灵活了，就学会打哨了……」说完他回屋里去了，我注视着地上的小黑枣思考良久，下定决心，捡了十几个吃了起来。只吃下去三个……那小黑枣是真苦啊……然后我奶奶来了，一把把小黑枣夺过去了，告诉我，这不是小黑枣。是羊屎蛋。后来我还是不会打勒子哨，我问我爹为什么，老头儿抬抬眼皮：「说了让你吃七个。」等我有了儿子也这么玩儿……", "question": "你经历过哪些童年阴影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这样上上下下搞的话会漏的。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "爸爸身上没钱，不买。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4ZdJfTgsibH7RYX8rn8LVNBicLMRPJ8MIDFkz6Nah7t0DLdUOUCibd5tEw"}
{"text": "这就涉及到我们的知识盲区了。", "question": "情侣间有哪些超甜的日常？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男人的玩具。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6658391"}
{"text": "首先，用桌子上的水龙头好好洗手。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "后背上被人贴了「笨蛋」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs06ak73npj30ci0eldoy"}
{"text": "在春天被拍摄的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5235321"}
{"text": "人、人家才没有中暑啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5b621lzl2j30ci0el0v1"}
{"text": "圆乐先生，听说三游亭在搞霸凌呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834688"}
{"text": "暴饮暴食的兽。", "question": "把这个吃货动物说得像厨子一样。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3092993"}
{"text": "现在去面试。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3271826"}
{"text": "好的，我是客服人员。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191651"}
{"text": "那个……对不起，能帮我洗后背吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4142642"}
{"text": "要交税了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6110054"}
{"text": "这个年纪了，要掌握吃烤串的技巧。", "question": null, "star": 14402, "type": "I2T", "image": "557958"}
{"text": "身体太僵硬了，做不了前弯动作。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1191450"}
{"text": "我还没学会，以后再叫她来家里吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3qkHkVJzib3DEaMeaK2wCJnoOcFGyY3glibpAia1thTr7jBwHSynQhRBOg"}
{"text": "橙色玫瑰的花语是“天真无邪”。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6439044"}
{"text": "儿子起床了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5775826"}
{"text": "用不着去找啦，会自己找上门的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn8ay4s938j30ci0eldkt"}
{"text": "非常有活力的闹钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g079xjxcp0j20mz0mzwhn"}
{"text": "虽然说了要辞职，但又没说要辞职。", "question": "请你坦率地说出你的想法，不要隐瞒任何部分。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6755495"}
{"text": "瞄准东大！", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "Richard...不是Lizard饭哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7294622"}
{"text": "当然可以，就是比较疼 骨折的声音", "question": "如果手晃动的速度足够快，可以产生声音吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "布洛芬的广告感觉像是奇幻的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "695458"}
{"text": "嗯嗯，吃饭的时间，快递来了，让妈妈激动得砰砰跳的心爱的妈宝我。", "question": null, "star": 473, "type": "I2T", "image": "1668803"}
{"text": "因为音乐老师说过，所以真的张开手指三分之二的嘴，结果下巴就掉了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3958106"}
{"text": "因为姜武是姜文的弟弟....", "question": "《让子弹飞》里张麻子为何没有杀武举人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种症状可能是反流性食管炎。", "question": null, "star": 3755, "type": "I2T", "image": "1219065"}
{"text": "Jacky正在战斗。", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "看完《狮子王》之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gspml94j9rj30ci0elgmw"}
{"text": "因为十分危险！！！我师哥以前养了一只猴子，不知道怎么学会了用打火机，哪里看不顺眼点哪里。后来家里都不敢放打火机，怕一个不留神让猴子把家烧了！后来猴子发现电器只要插在插座上就能用，就老是拿各种东西去戳插孔，主人只好买那种防儿童的堵头把插孔堵上。关键过几天它就搞懂了怎么把堵头取掉，防的了儿童的居然防不了猴子！！最渗人的一次是看电视，剧情里的有杀人的情节。猴子当时在用自己的塑料勺子吃饭，学着电视里杀人的样子用塑料勺子狂扎主人的大腿。猴子并不理解这个行为，只是单纯模仿，但是这种无意义的模仿本身就很恐怖。我师哥说每次想起这件事就后怕，万一当时茶几上真的放了把刀呢……后来电视都不敢随便开，好在猴子没学会怎么开电视。（有朋友在评论区问怎么不揍猴子。因为根本打不过！猴子的战斗力真的非常惊人，我师哥一个成年男性根本不是对手，急了拽你头发，獠牙咬你，抓花你脸分分钟的事情！）猴子智商高，好奇心重 ， 探索欲强，又是急性子，又爱模仿，战斗力强。分分钟给你作 100 种死，真的心累。用我师哥的话说：养猴子那一年多，就没睡过一个安稳觉，因为不知道在你闭上眼睛的那一刻，猴子站在你身后做什么。", "question": "为什么养宠物不能养猴子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "俄罗斯方块错误示范", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4UphyJLwRkkuqkWYx9X4YF1icO9NWdHAI8gmEYmp6SL48LaoSZtUT1ZQ"}
{"text": "本人爱吃饺子，恰好刚煮完饺子。巧的是我也同时在世界 top 30 的某高校上讲授聚合物物理。饺子皮是淀粉高分子复合材料，水中加热熟的过程，高分子溶胀，忽然加入冷水，会导致高分子复合材料结晶区增加，增加机械学性能啊。大家都忘记了吗？恒温沸水煮就使得高分子不断溶胀，非晶区越来越多，就松软了。", "question": "如何看待《可笑的煮饺子文化》认为煮饺子加凉水很可笑不如关小火？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于蓝战士的妈妈来参观所以今天他是主角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gptzj04il2j30ci0eljzy"}
{"text": "除了自己的画其他都被盗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g83h4os7k8j210z11wjwl"}
{"text": "这场山崎春的面包节太厉害了。", "question": null, "star": 518, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389243"}
{"text": "每隔三分钟，就有一个令人害羞的来电铃声响起。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "368931"}
{"text": "看着喝牛奶的人的正脸，我也不会后悔。", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "1963656"}
{"text": "妈妈的短歌在全国比赛中获得了第一名。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "6524095"}
{"text": "刚来的1就被你这么整坏了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5M89XmCGUzV5M8lEUn1upIAmK1XtWC1PrJib5jSSLBAogpqPcpBSUSIAA"}
{"text": "承认欲望", "question": "奥特曼一族守护地球的真正原因。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7075270"}
{"text": "就只是个村民A，实在是太可惜了，身上散发着不该属于村民的气场。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2807562"}
{"text": "就业寒冬结束了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134984"}
{"text": "本市千万富翁聚会扶老人炫富", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em0bp5825lj209h09sq3s"}
{"text": "可以不玩，不能没有。", "question": "你最喜欢的只有八个字的句子是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁都想不到我们会脱北", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYrHQgRQOdRBicSovfDO7BeG198ibfNJ1s31nn0ex3radjGoyuAg1KzRRQ"}
{"text": "减肥后，从老公那里得到了乌龟的外号，但是却不会游泳了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6265460"}
{"text": "毛纺厂金厂长，拆迁办萨主任，城管大队哈队长。你看着办吧。", "question": "哈士奇，萨摩，金毛哪个狗狗比较好?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "彩票是一种“低智商税”", "question": "存2万进余额宝，每天收益2块钱去买彩票，这样靠谱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "但是它充当了坐垫的角色，出乎意料地很耐用。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3242011"}
{"text": "拿着吸尘器？", "question": "看复联四要如何穿搭才能证明你是一个漫威粉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为痔疮，稍微挪动一下座位。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1083431"}
{"text": "在校长面前不要谈论头发。", "question": "在学校时有些奇怪的规定。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5728578"}
{"text": "我正常发挥就会输掉。", "question": "如果未来岳父邀你下棋，你是展现实力一招毙命呢，还是巧妙地输掉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "很久以前写过这么一个，在非二次元圈也曾作为励志短语颇受好评：扁舟苦海凌波丽，霜下孤红明日香。", "question": "马上要到春节了，有哪些二次元的对联？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有了好身体，这样就能成为强大的橡皮人了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384640"}
{"text": "喷出来了！还给我我的可乐！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1530890"}
{"text": "当初要是嫁给我，现在哪还有这么多事！   ", "question": "佟丽娅的婚姻中能看出哪些原生家庭的负面影响？她为什么会一直自卑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "墓地推销员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibvfGkDkRBagA8eFxPFPDwiabiajAMlibiaIRMD4BWbcJ6Bwdhg7DZ9shjEQ"}
{"text": "一只淘气的狗趁主人离席去打水时，偷吃了主人的饭。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3019931"}
{"text": "家长不可能让自己的孩子一天干二十个小时。", "question": "腾讯应届生公司群怒怼管理层，「内测延迟一天上线是不是会倒闭」，个体的反抗是否意味着对家长制文化的对抗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电梯里只有我和一个墨镜男，我看他手动了几下都没按楼层。正想自己按，他就问我到几楼。我惊讶地问他：你能看见我？他倒退一步愣在那儿，我瞬间凌乱了。原来我把他当盲人，他把我当女鬼了......", "question": "有什么细思极恐的小故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有个忘年交十几年前诈骗判了五年……说有一天一个死缓转无期的和一个新进来的小偷打起来了，管教问什么原因。无期的说这小子进来就他妈的吹牛逼看不惯。管教问吹什么啦？他说这个小子说手机可以拍照……麻痹……尽吹牛……手机里面怎么装胶卷？", "question": "那些犯罪被判十几年二十几年的人，出狱了会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "建议冷不丁喊声“妈”试试", "question": "怎么判断女孩是否怀过宝宝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想和人类友好相处。", "question": "我讨厌这样的蟑螂。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4904326"}
{"text": "曲棍球足球憋屎扯手纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VmUIbu5rDrUicX9TQ25HWibRrxFqlJpYmMXz7ty7aBxb1wunx0po8UUkw"}
{"text": "老师扔的粉笔上负责瞄准额头的妖精", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxyfc1u2iwj30ci0elgpd"}
{"text": "青春期太可怕了，刚买的裤子出门就短了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssahia4Ymjddme09asqgMu1Qrf0YQR5vhRCUFxF9ww8m6q3T3VJMSWxzw"}
{"text": "文具店倒闭了没卖完的纹身贴大家分一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYBGK0vwLY2d5ibLeL67YNdGYT9wL9oXo5JuBmHiawcEqBWzSUVSe7tBKw"}
{"text": "等的人跟照片不一样出现在了约定的地方。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5760236"}
{"text": "可不是嘛，好几年没回来了……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "我想旋转看看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6940598"}
{"text": "喂，这是陷阱啊！快找摄像头！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3396487"}
{"text": "种狗狗树失败了", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "那就是个普通的背包而已！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3978557"}
{"text": "说我是暖男没问题，说我是中央空调，我也能忍。但麻烦不要因为身高就叫我地暖行吗！地暖！！", "question": "身高给你带来了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "重修要交钱。", "question": "如何一句话让混大学的同学警醒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大田区的女士", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162890"}
{"text": "有的棋，21 步就死了。120 步才埋", "question": "如何看待三星杯决赛第一局申真谞第 21 手疑似滑标？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "目标和我眼神交汇了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4302531"}
{"text": "黑芝麻汤圆煮过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibACKh8evYz7d5mu7tJktibDiamVMdHEXT4A2RXLLsRqlsjBXUvEpaK7Xg"}
{"text": "「在你休息时我们已经决定好了班级委员」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfj4zVqibcia7BlVQHUzJwSLATZJnYicMsyXhRsU0TawOh1AiaXsjC7EdQ1qAfdZMibIALAE8qibDQ0A61iaA"}
{"text": "用骨传导听大音量的经文。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389168"}
{"text": "俄罗斯的虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJqeS8KPaU4KVTqNXiam2AX7HwxfofZh3SAvZsjiazzny2icxjicsweAuwPg"}
{"text": "前面说味精鸡精无害的，是时候给大家科普一下味精鸡精的害处了。大家都知道，这是一种工业合成的调料，但是毕竟是化工产品，那么自然就会对人有害。而且这种害处不会立马发作，会循序渐进地伤害我们的身体。最新研究表明，这两种调料加在食物里，菜里，虽然会让菜变得更鲜，更好吃。但是，大家就会不知不觉吃很多，就会长胖。", "question": "味精和鸡精是不是都不能多吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我今天跟朋友聊了这个话题，朋友跟我说。“可能他排的另一队快轮到他了。”", "question": "男生主动追女生一段时间，等女生对他们有感觉时又放弃或冷淡对待，是怎样一种心理状态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“夹到我毛啦！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "题主你只说了女孩子舔我的冰淇凌，却没说这女孩子长得怎么样，这让我很难判断这个冰淇凌还能不能继续吃。", "question": "在你非单身情况下，女孩舔你冰淇凌，你会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我第一次买的手机，因为没有要打的人而感到寂寞。", "question": "别因为那种事就报110，你想报告的内容是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302954"}
{"text": "我不是 HR，但面试过一个来应聘库管岗位的老师傅，感觉算是奇葩中的奇葩了。整个面试流程来看，老师傅对库管工作很熟悉，出库入库的账目也都会操作，看来确实做过这方面的工作。但美中不足的是……临走时老师傅带走墩布木把。我说：您拿那两根木头干啥去？老师傅说：家里墩布坏了，我把这两根木头拿回去绑墩布。我说：这是我留着修铁锹用的。老师傅说：哦，我就看着这两根木头挺新的，挺好的。我说：这是我留着修铁锹用的。老师傅说：哦，哦。行，那我回去考虑一下，如果行，明天我就来上班。我说：好的，咱这工作强度不大，主要是得心细。再见您嘞。老师傅说：再见，张经理。事实证明啊，这位来面试库管老师傅确实心细。因为过一会我再出来看的时候，留着修铁锹用的两根木头把手都没了……第二天老师傅真的来上班，被全体人员婉拒。", "question": "作为 HR，有哪些让你印象深刻的人选？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "立鹿休", "question": null, "star": 4467, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "第二步，下体用力做前后运动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWAFPPrY5HcqhqJCibTe3XtyW2Jic7fejhvJ3lt4eicZ9zn1fqKtrlcCyRg"}
{"text": "他路上堵，让咱俩先吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyTQognib7ncAVhtzZPtjm1yvMBa8AF3dDVBulbT1A6SSPncA0sF05P3w"}
{"text": "打开我的世界", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNNtlytDjJTicpoWwLcR5dphT9Pp5Qy9AOOLtG3cMY3aVWKkr1M8SyuWA"}
{"text": "今夜也请多关照。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6542214"}
{"text": "制作侧的彩色墨水不够了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3194977"}
{"text": "姐姐在厕所里还不出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqux2mrurgj30ci0elgq3"}
{"text": "朋友你搞错了。并不是 VIP 加塞普通客户，而是普通客户一直使用 VIP 窗口而已。", "question": "如何看待银行 VIP 办理业务加塞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老大对洗澡水温度要求蛮高", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtnspzjk4j20yi1cg4qp"}
{"text": "哦，多比是个坏孩子...多比是个坏孩子...嘿嘿嘿...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4306730"}
{"text": "这是我们第一次见面时你放的屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1g5sS9NM9mZxViagkNHMnoPwV2iahKib6fPqUNQH7vBbmlticHSZK9d1Tzgw"}
{"text": "今天营业吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4567696"}
{"text": "田中家的路线感觉有些不安", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylNwPD1a0wJWpNCOIsoTRy2uLibbjYSOHVquFjJwvRyD2vQ6Wvib17y9Mg"}
{"text": "不好意思，刚才把你的颈动脉割开了，不过不要紧我已经摁住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNvVQQwiax6ZBsNPKVvQPQF65cGyibjIPK5DZ5GWZZOyVZByxEwPnGGENA"}
{"text": "打开摄像头，发现开的是前置的那一刻。", "question": "有没有一张图片让你瞬间明白了什么叫没气质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在意大利语中。「我喜欢咖啡」是 Mi piace il cafè.但是意思是「咖啡使我喜欢」。好像不是自己主观的去喜欢而是咖啡勾引我一样ಥ_ಥ", "question": "类似于法语的「我想你」是「对我而言你是缺失的」，各国各地语言中还有哪些有意思的表达？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这周大家都已经绝望了，就在这时，巴塔库带着全新的面貌出现了。", "question": null, "star": 12148, "type": "I2T", "image": "1331617"}
{"text": "喂老兄！火属性对火可是无效的！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1740596"}
{"text": "我高三的时候，隔壁理科班一个男生追我，当时我们体育课是好几个班一起上。自由活动的时候他不知道从哪找了一辆自行车，非要带我去逛校园，我不同意，他求我半天，说只要经过一下他们班让他显摆一下就行。我就没经住软磨硬泡的上了车，他开心的带着我，路过他们班的时候他扯着嗓子招着手呼唤他们班同学，然后，我们当着他们全班人面，连人带车摔进了学校的绿化带里……", "question": "被不会撩妹的男人强撩是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么呢！我和你做不成啊！很强硬。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533315"}
{"text": "师傅需要我递扳手吗", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "Janney心情不好的时候。", "question": "什么时候感觉出门打个电话可以让气氛变好？", "star": 434, "type": "T2T", "image": "7343780"}
{"text": "哎呀，又被蝙蝠侠打败了呢www", "question": null, "star": 748, "type": "I2T", "image": "3487762"}
{"text": "在100米赛道中迷路了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8nXDibbawhHRWdibDtJY4yaicYSicTVNDPGQeDZB8XsdXP1AMGpkuXzl45Q"}
{"text": "黄加蓝变绿，只有带着蓝色眼镜的我才知道他们为什么争吵", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "你再念我打碎花瓶试试！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgn91nt28rj30ci0eljwx"}
{"text": "我去便利店买点东西。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4493320"}
{"text": "“诺布，我的衣服湿了。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6426017"}
{"text": "栗花开花了。", "question": "你把角色的名字记错了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6726791"}
{"text": "可是还差人类与狸猫的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwlv1ayt0qj30ci0elacu"}
{"text": "光泽闪烁的陆军军官学校", "question": null, "star": 196, "type": "I2T", "image": "3093851"}
{"text": "“你为什么喜欢我呀？”“因为你像个小精灵”“这算什么破理由= =”“不然呢？你胸又不大”", "question": "你和男/女朋友发过最记忆深刻的短信/微信/段子是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀，我的天哪！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "565581"}
{"text": "奥斯卡颁奖主持人经历了上次的事件后，决定看到有人走上台先下跪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqxIGtWyjr6W97LLy27QuUOdyO4mMiaqT0T6nAVDHMxH7EibqX0FLZibv0g"}
{"text": "男人在恋爱关系中，和女人对于对方的要求方式是完全不一样的。好多女人都是希望，对方要怎样怎样对我。而男人要求很简单，只要你别怎样怎样对我就阿弥陀佛了！", "question": "如何对一个男孩子好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘴巴张得合不拢了！嘴巴张得合不拢了啊！", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "夜战也将会非常激烈！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5820312"}
{"text": "冷裤的眼神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1icQv9XjJqMg2lexw6QpgSTsX6QEaZ4TIOEoPARicEwrV7IZGUlPDhbIA"}
{"text": "把猫猫头上的黑线给我去掉！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "被人骂“吃屎的东西”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7096173"}
{"text": "他说要扒掉我的衣服狠狠地躁我，结果打了一针疫苗就跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZmF7YMFADfiaMkGtmpPCwkGiakXHPT6ujfYK12VPtibRgF33icdlWHofgzw"}
{"text": "免费的却很好吃。", "question": "小面包人受伤的一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3719528"}
{"text": "结婚", "question": "买了但最终没用上的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061754"}
{"text": "我在蒙达敏嘴里清爽了一下，但还是被她说“口气好重啊！” 然后我深深地受伤了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3334400"}
{"text": "消化不良的广东人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9G9hmBsfuVJVibJNZmXomJTTlicCzNhpXXJcypSlJZIz5qIfibCgFR98hw"}
{"text": "我已经跟体育老师友好协商完下节依然是数学课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t8xYXMj2pbOy5XFmnbE3SYVf0mZtYl0Y3FXicsVaqjz0oY27MaQZbnFQ"}
{"text": "铁扇公主不肯张嘴，悟空正在另一出口徘徊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7aqqK7YXp59AwbAaIthu43pQCYQDj6LQT4ZRPzxv0Fywm1Y6eLWdf9Q"}
{"text": "这是……不是隐藏摄像头吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4333231"}
{"text": "工作辞了，做猫去吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4477966"}
{"text": "标准挺高的：会垃圾分类。", "question": "上海的你，择偶的标准是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲戚家的孩子走了以后我的手办", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaQdibwslNWaFL9BZ3icM4hublLdYnNNlNxFXznu1S4ibVv4hlBibn6Fd4iag"}
{"text": "二休「一休好像被干掉了」三休那家伙只是我们八休当中最弱的一个~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmxj9wqweyj30ci0el10w"}
{"text": "坐起来问“是吗”", "question": "如果有一天你在大学宿舍床上睡觉，在宿舍的人以为趁你睡着的时候说你坏话被你听到了，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到学校才通过后视镜发现没带孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7FzxEyianyG7QKzmIibNhF53xl71hNJkvYlibxWI3awj80uDvs56mTnYlg"}
{"text": "孩子应该还在吃吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5920896"}
{"text": "饿了。", "question": "那多的作品中，请选出一部现在就让我看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5935055"}
{"text": "问他借钱", "question": "对于经常吹牛逼说自己事业多成功经手项目多大的人，怎样适度打脸反击，以便平等交往？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姑娘，生理期就不要泡温泉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee80gvSyntKcgTTlw7VAdh3EBjhnebConDNfpFB88NVzSzmyEXXYzNibQA"}
{"text": "再见啦，地球人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gppa2pdvxbj30ci0eln3f"}
{"text": "指鹿为马", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "没一个家伙来探病", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h03hofrokaj30ci0el77e"}
{"text": "在第三天晚上吃完咖喱后，第二天早上，爸爸说。", "question": "可能是大麦克吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5584072"}
{"text": "女人都已经和你深情对视了，你他妈滴还在找话题……真是个禽兽不如的啊。哈哈哈。", "question": "和喜欢的女生聊天 15 分钟以后就找不到话题了，只好深情对视，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来是真是的，我还以为是屁呢。", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "玩具店老板。", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "卡！谁让这家伙闯进剧场版的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdovz7md9oj30ci0elab3"}
{"text": "猫不在沙发底下", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "许愿让自己颜值加倍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW7hApQg3kGic6KPsHed8hPP7uichFHmttibk5tFDtgddbs0DpA3Oe6T8FQ"}
{"text": "餐馆的肉菜不应该收费，那是厨师的必备材料，没有材料你怎么做菜。", "question": "对于“医院看病的设备不应该收费，那是医生的必备工具”这一观点你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海狮精还不太适应自己的人型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5gtYia4dwLQicjETsC5WOJxgNLuU6Ms9x9RQKSBgLVLefybicVyZfSYIaQ"}
{"text": "刚才还是个大叔，转眼的功夫就变了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUyiaL2YhdFq7zLBHuyYrgANzxBF3VYTS4Hic22ic8fn0m5O7ibceKCkV1Yeg"}
{"text": "这就是你给我推荐的牙线！！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "为 360 安全路由器硬生生铺开一条路…配合相当好！", "question": "如何评价 MIUI 的 Wi-Fi 分享功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "轻度娃娃音患者。新晋老师一枚，上课上到一半时，声音突然哑了，熊孩子们都抬起头来吃惊地看着我「怎么了？都看着我干嘛？」「老师，你终于长大了。」", "question": "声音嗲是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没……没关系，有未成年人保护法的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UWrtIaVg2VO3CaG8DZA5ibTZYM0ibwZtcOw4uwaMlqgwDrZGnOqda0fSIA"}
{"text": "起开！我不想伤害别人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GDwAR9myjOkJrkyvdaGja9K6sR75cC2Hqd489G6jeIHbv4FBGq1uyrTJg4XdaPFicymhcddfgTV5Q"}
{"text": "哎呀，跟上那家伙啊。", "question": null, "star": 4434, "type": "I2T", "image": "4652441"}
{"text": "选择题用了排除法后剩下的两个选项", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LFoA0icOOTKGz4dU2BNP1HtPucQ77DrtnYymxXwj5E2g2icZqKPkG8sAA"}
{"text": "连我都不认识，也配当上弦？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9cj9s217uj30ci0elgqn"}
{"text": "我记得离开家的时候。", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "这次逃跑有点让人担心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1363530"}
{"text": "爱是一道光如此美喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6of7hxj20810cj3zo"}
{"text": "所以不能输。", "question": "在著名的音乐中添加一个字，使其变得完全不同。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3138921"}
{"text": "我在河里捡到的桃子，全吃掉了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6330215"}
{"text": "拍手总是拍不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpQ15jC2j8LQTjV2XtOTnorGicvLARFIfJCMC9yGhLuDN1ibOzUmb7wPlg"}
{"text": "有一次眼皮子里面长了一颗东西，肿得很厉害。去医院，医生说这个要刮掉，要做个小手术，可能会留疤。我当时心里挺难过的，但是难过也没办法呀手术还是要做的。但是我没想到，医生姐姐把创口缝得很好。本来是只要缝一针的，竟然很细心地在眼皮子上缝了 6 针。拆了线之后成了双眼皮。～(￣▽￣～)~", "question": "正规医院里有哪些令人意想不到的医疗项目？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4QWx8YzR11f2SJ56Zh9yaAom7GSu6f9RhwFibITqTFGxRPcdicmRH0C29A"}
{"text": "兄弟们可能真的不知道两肋到底在哪里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEib8CwG9YaJNHqYy0w930VbaliaXMQp6wWnQlFt12YiaWyZ853uJaeC6HaQ"}
{"text": "发觉自己腿短碰不到刹车", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3c8ovonyxj20yi1a2al2"}
{"text": "别追了，屎都硬了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicje8daDAnu1NMXQxicNh23Ma7PcADAh7hnn41be41ZlIeqYnpBr4mn1Q"}
{"text": "为了满足题主要穿女装的愿望，我会说“那我们现在就开始吧！”。并帮忙实现这个愿望。", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "这个钥匙扣，踩下去会疼的哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6527095"}
{"text": "哥哥的老婆。", "question": "请问能告诉我一些听起来很强的名字吗？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3386408"}
{"text": "当一个理解冷笑话的狂热者出现时。", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 48, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "再给我一次机会行吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387118"}
{"text": "你在开玩笑吧......你的松茸太小了吧......？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1415201"}
{"text": "一棵白菜引发的血案。起因是物理学教授问菜贩子，「你这白菜上怎么有洞？」菜贩子说，「这是虫洞。」物理学教授眉头一皱，突然将食指伸入洞中，然后说，「你骗人，我的手指依旧存在，并没有进入另一个时空。」菜贩子冷笑一声，「在虫洞处时空曲率达到正无穷，你的手指在穿过虫洞的一瞬间获得巨大的能量并超过光速，根据相对论.△t‘=△t/√(1-v^2/c^2)， 肉眼当然无法观测到手指穿过虫洞，这不是常识吗？」教授瞥了菜贩子一眼说道，「别偷换概念，根据相对论，加速后，物体能量增加，E`=mc^2+Ek，可以利用质能方程看出，其相对应的质量应会增加，为何我的手指质量并没有增加？」几个菜贩子围上来说，「就你嘴硬，其实我们不是菜贩子，我们是恐怖分子，要绑架物理学教授回去造核武器。」同来的化学教授听说有恐怖分子，一刀把其中一个恐怖分子劈成了恐怖原子。数学教授也闻讯赶来，一刀把恐怖分子劈成了恐怖分母。斯内普教授使出钻心咒，把恐怖分子变成了巩布分子。生物教授不甘示弱，手持双刃把恐怖分子切成了恐怖组织。幸好隔壁新东方老师 @Fujiwarano Sai 经过，把恐怖组织切成了恐怖如丝。李毅吧的吧友一拥而上，把恐怖如丝踩成了恐怖屌丝。卖茶叶的撒出一把绿茶，把恐怖屌丝变成了恐怖备胎。", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在角落里把他们分开。", "question": "请您告诉我遇到别车时的应对方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619361"}
{"text": "首付/全款", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "钱少事多离家远，位低权轻责任重。", "question": "员工辞职最主要的原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说是去迪士尼乐园结果停在了牙科诊所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4cjbjgbx2j30ci0elaea"}
{"text": "这节可是女性专用车厢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl9rsseda9j30ci0el42l"}
{"text": "真是太有趣了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7102204"}
{"text": "Man you should feel lucky not asking this question in America.", "question": "奥巴马为什么不娶个白人妻子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "心情鱼跃", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "那 technologic 就是 tech no logic 了", "question": "如何评价 chem is try（化学就是试验）这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其他不知道，但男主老婆肯定要死掉的。", "question": "如果让克里斯托弗 · 诺兰来拍《变形金刚》系列，会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走啊走啊，我们家。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482404"}
{"text": "本来差距就很大，只是学校生活就那么点事儿，不显而已。", "question": "为什么毕业三四年之后，同学之间的差距会这么大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了今晚的一周年纪念！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJibUXyrg6p1gCFIUIVTLOGOf5WMicRliaeAEjlbnlqzribicUsPKOrozchIQ"}
{"text": "说出来你们可能不信，真是花瓶先动的手！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etrw2x7yvfj20920c1ab0"}
{"text": "军需官表示从没克扣过物资", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4mS3WdicpXwYxlJicpHYxtqtqFZZj2IjZhoh3YtQppO7wX7J3SqGIfwIw"}
{"text": "年轻人，这个是布奇。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3436866"}
{"text": "狗狗乖！伸手手！坐下！去买菜！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hfniqf41n7j30ci0el754"}
{"text": "一个人进行太空步练习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKD2LLqBeQibuBFT1iaHibdiaS3M40W8icWsyibMf8RUaP82kRdNYLuYM63Nvw"}
{"text": "有一个人做了N遍动作都没能变身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HA1L5DQFoyCiaRPFbowp4htuZoFpQZmYibUagGWNTMVPlOlqd4Dxqu3v7g"}
{"text": "最近的年轻人怎么都喜欢逆行呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtELqUBgE4lRGxmT40CWpia6vbiarPA70icmpUvvIZlhchlGHdqL4Ny0p1YQ"}
{"text": "这绝对是水痘的策划吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7197636"}
{"text": "当蝙蝠侠的老师非得让他的父母过来学校一趟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwW4QsZQexBWj2AH4DvvQpGEIKR0vtJaowLJJ0uZWcAcBCRbqXUM9X7Q"}
{"text": "老婆你听我解释", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "高鄂续的《红楼梦》后四十回……", "question": "哪些瞬间让你发现贫穷限制了你的想象力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高瞻远煮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKA3Eia6sy3iaCticT2vPFh8HaoxwqO0wZZgKnvWNdCjpQ1GghMHr4EOdf6gNW4J2vGzVfJKbeTlDMA"}
{"text": "被安排的抽奖活动", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2513558"}
{"text": "我们在深圳市中心，老师要求我们摘桑叶养蚕宝宝。辛亏小区其他家长有经验，在菜市场专门找到一家卖桑叶的。我还奇怪了，我说，在深圳也有人买这个吗？老板白我一眼，说：全是学生交作业的。我感觉养活了一个产业链……", "question": "为什么现在的幼儿园总折腾家长？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从除菌率99.9%的洗涤剂中逃脱的0.1%的细菌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwXFGpv1NOXFlmdBniaxJah6k92SHibGyxiaJLOErlyp2eOIc7D5KncbJhpA"}
{"text": "因对手太弱笑到肚子疼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0f3ht30hfj30ci0eldhk"}
{"text": "王妃：我不想侍寝太监：娘娘，您误会了。咱家是来送您上路的……", "question": "如何以“我不想侍寝”为开头写一个故事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呐...食面包人...你认为这样就能满足吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1465068"}
{"text": "帅哥也不会选你的。", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 1423, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "女教师的放学后茶时间", "question": "请给著名的台词加上人妻的元素，使其显得俗气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6690774"}
{"text": "昨晚爸爸也戴了这个。", "question": null, "star": 3492, "type": "I2T", "image": "6674285"}
{"text": "是我..打碎的", "question": null, "star": 163, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvh9eej5zhj611c11c44j02"}
{"text": "腾讯新款游戏手柄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib82kX2icC6OVFb6wibgN0Pj2jt0o4emWyjWD4duf4UMMSF37xW2gbVy6w"}
{"text": "小馒头的脸上只有三个珠子固定住了，但它们似乎变色了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5913127"}
{"text": "《小兵张嘎》为何缺少美国元素？", "question": "《哈利 · 波特》里为何缺少中国元素?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂喂，你爸爸的头顶都秃了你知道吗？", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "刚被骂一顿后，彩绘瓷盘自己掉地上摔了个粉碎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9kxs6snutj30ci0elmy8"}
{"text": "18 年参加暑期课堂，留校的几个北大学霸带我们这群高中生。某天晚上唠嗑。学霸：「同学们最近可以在北大校园里逛一逛，北大风景不错的。对了，图书馆那边先别去，正在施工，比较危险。」我们默默听着。学霸：「同学们知道为什么图书馆要重修吗？」「不知道。」「因为前不久图书馆墙皮往下掉砖。」「哦。」「同学们知道为什么它掉砖么？」「不知道。」「因为它是清华盖的。」具体内容（是不是因为掉砖重修）不太确定是不是真的了，反正清华盖的这个梗我记忆犹新。当然事后学霸们也说只是开玩笑，两所学校的学生大家都很优秀的。", "question": "北京大学和清华大学的学生是怎么「互损」的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是啊，容易丢。", "question": "听说小孩不能带碧玺，是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "庄子写过你们这种情况：泉涸，有鱼相处于陆，相掬以湿，相濡以沫，不若相忘于江湖。翻译过来就是：天干物燥，大床上，你们不停出汗弄湿对方，还交换口水……不如去浴缸里泡个澡。", "question": "情侣在一起有四年多了，每次一起睡觉都会流汗，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把空调开到零下能把屋里的冰箱给气死。", "question": "把空调开到零下能把屋里的蚊子冻死不？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲身经历大陆漂移的人们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNvp6B0E2EYcAxRAF3wWIn1HToqdMQa8aY5I6N0xxELkRyme5sZP9ia3Q"}
{"text": "大概不是什么三体基地这种披着科幻外衣的历史小说或者爱情战斗小说。而是真正预测未来 xxx 年之后的生活状况，然后根据合理的分析那时候人类的语言是什么个发展状况，以这种语言来写小说。也就是说这种小说本身是具备预测性的，不是现如今出现过的任何东西。各种投资分析报告都属于您定义的这类作品", "question": "有没有真正意义上的科幻小说?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【下一个！给你点提示，是姐姐的罩杯哦】【A】【想死吗？】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZs8gxgTHVLKXMq8AJlhZbMIJhsB2ApAKds88Aat6kLrHtp0XuvxZxrI7hwFXGASQxKey22ibSyKQ"}
{"text": "电车停下就好了，别只顾着炫耀，直接就过去了。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的车站。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398760"}
{"text": "瞄准 PC 电源键扔过去。", "question": "如何用 iPad 遥控 PC 关机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撒尿啊", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "进戒色吧之前的男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRQn9wOdia8HykEKibkw1QibCg8BzH82icOA7giaiaLDHzmBagJzowiacOPXhDA"}
{"text": "麦霸「你要是敢再跟着唱信不信我杀了你」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ean3zk8oucj20bk0akwfe"}
{"text": "吃了这瓶毒药，你就会看到你最爱的东西。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "我年轻的时候和你们不一样。", "question": "真的不想读古老的开头。", "star": 3895, "type": "T2T", "image": "6988486"}
{"text": "Iwaskind ofmissing my练习英文也不用每句话都用中英文各说一遍吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxC1bDlms6ubtNHuq5VYcnUzwH3libIycOL0utmksT1Hib4icTjhNuIZibMxg"}
{"text": "体表的气膜", "question": null, "star": 140, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "星星的数量不准确。顺便说一下，这是认真的答案。", "question": "和2C版本相比，在用手机应用版本进行打诨时感到不方便的地方。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "2777071"}
{"text": "最大的危机。要想从敌人的要塞中逃脱，就需要炸弹。这时，代谢天使在我耳边低语：‘用我的膝盖上的炸弹吧！’", "question": null, "star": 4989, "type": "I2T", "image": "1617157"}
{"text": "你能给我点吃的吗？这是猪肉。", "question": "把那部著名作品的标题换一个字，使其更生动。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6578461"}
{"text": "导演说这部戏专门给我安排了床戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQgV1XjC07cVc8tBTR7s3CpE8rZgwqGJuwAU8Kfyt0wbegEJmb995cwg"}
{"text": "这样用镰刀来也想反抗吗？用拳头来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3079292"}
{"text": "尿液鉴别师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZXFAslGDn2nLheFWiboqo642libaDROwaPABm2EJfpicdkU9OO922F5Z7w"}
{"text": "我想悄悄放个屁，没想到比想象中还多。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4402478"}
{"text": "每次去学校都被人误认为是三时的女主角——花代。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089300"}
{"text": "保护君的龙猫。", "question": "把标题的一部分改为“守护君”，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5212839"}
{"text": "三岁的儿子边玩迷你车边说：“喂喂，是索尼保险吗？”", "question": null, "star": 3294, "type": "I2T", "image": "6839074"}
{"text": "聚会时有人在讲段子而我刚好在发呆", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "这就是我们詹莉学的主要研究内容。", "question": "在《哈利·波特》系列中，莉莉·伊万斯对詹姆·波特的评价是「自以为是的自大狂」，那两人为什么会走到一起？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "豆瓣评分个人总结有这么一个规律：评价高的未必有多好，但评价低的是真心低！", "question": "你是否认可豆瓣电影的评分？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里就是地球吗", "question": null, "star": 545, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gka2hlpo7rj611j1axaho02"}
{"text": "制作破洞牛仔裤的匠人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsy2oumuvqj30ci0elwik"}
{"text": "傻瓜跳给傻瓜看。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3347224"}
{"text": "线下见游戏队友发现都比自己小", "question": null, "star": 747, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1ginxaf5eq4j612g16wgtz02"}
{"text": "你穿山", "question": null, "star": 211, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "帮室友带饭回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewsj1ltlsrj209v0acwg6"}
{"text": "手臂很长的男人", "question": null, "star": 460, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7kw7k48sjj61401hc11h02"}
{"text": "切掉小腿之后的丧户依然有很强的攻击性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7hLa9pyF0NFM5Bh60XkXJsgA1fSDHIN9mWMNBZftCwYYQkgNibUOkGC8Q"}
{"text": "在韩国的时候，去超市买洗洁精，看不懂包装上的字，于是默默的拿出手机查单词，转过头，发现两个同样韩语渣的越南学生默默的站在我身后，等我的结果……", "question": "你在刚出国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他把停在那里的虫丢进了嘴里。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "6854451"}
{"text": "看春晚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKvN2Kp50LAibPLcFhliapnbY6MfKN6iay90mRqvNaTmibSvgZkujO3HsD6w"}
{"text": "甩鼻涕打到墙真的很痛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLum4VUH7Z8B0zPpCVMBATNzEpqSicHTbicAbo2Mnlayw5rzOCZX8dHlhg"}
{"text": "就像守卫是最大的防守一样，进攻也是最大的攻击。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535614"}
{"text": "有次站台，以前公司的老板突然走过来，出于礼貌点头微笑了下。老板就继续走了。刚走没几步，他的夫人从后面冒出来，打了他头上一巴掌……大声质问，这又是谁啊！？我在台上看得一清二楚。后来有人拍照，我就回想。每次都会笑得由内而外，特别自然。", "question": "车展的时候，站在展台上的车模心里在想什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "均匀分布的话的话……先掉水里淹死大概 3500 万只。", "question": "如果突然出现 5000 万只霸王龙，随机分布世界各地，会对人类产生什么影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁说jj和铁粘不住？？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "同学你好，我是南京大学的老师。作业请独立完成。谢谢。", "question": "近代以来，中国与日本的关系经历了哪些重大事件?为什么1937年会爆发全面战争?请以具体史实加以说明。？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "裤子看着就站不起来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5849597"}
{"text": "因为你的关系，我在这里受伤了。给我治疗费五万块。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6550923"}
{"text": "一边喊着'堆叠起来！'一边驾驶无人机。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6654416"}
{"text": "转角遇到爱", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "这个给你吗？看，我给你举起来了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3099558"}
{"text": "也要打车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMj86Rib8a70cBRBm3RiaGAX6Hy0NDIS6XZuqPP2n4FIbMPUhfJuharoWEA"}
{"text": "猫型拖鞋卡到脚踝了", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "太阳出来了，你却愁眉苦脸的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4932679"}
{"text": "体育老师今天请假了。", "question": "算上标点符号，请用十个字讲一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当火锅打不着火时，锅里的肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8JibslsXUadHg98yicsUDROkgm1NpoNCyQNKoenRxlJCHVV7kqxiblVkgw"}
{"text": "我就想发泄一下…结果", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "我乱捏的自定义角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuppvmEfcX8G6teE4OtFIWmGARyyOIc4r7ibic9cRUTcaqnibEh2IZiao7yw"}
{"text": "考完试第一个交考卷的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCkiaMxmseLCru8xuAwhNEn9ic2TMAcicQQnHCsKcwJWP7e8D1aOWbThBlD4d2E7ypicbgeOEHgs5rg"}
{"text": "饭做好啦老公", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYzPIBaINJ68kIcTD92icgWacGAmDIshZGFN5NkkQvnJYmoib2hEHjHNofegdmVuGGZJ5WTv7HNkoA"}
{"text": "假期回来后指导跨栏技术的田径队顾问对男生训练裤裆鼓起的部分十分在意。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7247849"}
{"text": "大肚子人摔倒了最后一关。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4647839"}
{"text": "这不是女生对你的要求呀，是女生对自己的要求。人家要求自己要找到这样的男朋友有什么问题？你跟着瞎着什么急？（微笑）", "question": "如何看待很多女生要求男生「一米八、家境好、有上进心」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "甲方最酷。", "question": "建筑师酷还是城市规划师酷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到了吗？小内内什么颜色？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h69ux4u854j30ci0el78g"}
{"text": "AKB握手会的前六天。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "393375"}
{"text": "和老公学 ASL（美国手语）。有一次在超市，我在吃东西，所以结账的时候和老公打手语交流。结账处的大妈超级温柔地看了我一眼，然后忽然提高八倍嗓门对我说「h-a-v-e a g-o-o-d d-a-y」哈哈哈哈。在他们看来 我们俩是聋哑国际情侣，哈哈哈。 给大家分享另一个可爱的大妈。打网球，伤了胳膊，好大一片淤青，偏偏迈阿密有很热，所以依然穿着无袖 T 恤晃来晃去。超市里，我家老公无数次被人用鄙视的眼光瞪，还有很多人过来问我需不需要帮助。感情以为我是被家暴了，哈哈哈。结账的时候，那个结账大妈忽然压低声音，问我是不是被胁迫了 ，没有被欺负，需不需要帮助，一边说一边还瞪着我家相公一脸防备。出了超市，我老公一脸窘迫：「丫头，我拜托你胳膊好之前穿中袖吧，我被瞪的受不了了！」", "question": "掌握第二外语/小语种是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "逛街之前明明把男朋友锁在这里了啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWXhCl8ibCUxWDLm6HjRGGBCgKWqNib4Pib4qdofrgtegpibTG1EvRdWibEeg"}
{"text": "你很有想法，做我的菜吧！", "question": "如何用善意的讽刺回敬「广东人什么都吃」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上课时与睡意作斗争的你", "question": null, "star": 158, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0l687lkvij60ze1b6wma02"}
{"text": "手机响了先看我，我脸长的像屏幕？", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对面的车辆都在用雨刷器跟你打招呼，这是雨天独有的善意。", "question": "怎么在下雨天提高心情指数？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就是有一次去纽约玩，在 Bronx 逛街，后面有个小哥拍我，拿着 100 块美金问是不是我掉的。我说不是啊，因为我从来不用现金只用卡。然后他说你确定吗，我亲眼看着从你口袋里掉出来。我说真的不是我。他说让我再想想，他 100% 确定是我的。我再次和他确认说不是我的，我从来不用现金。然后小哥这时候就笑着告诉我说这是一个社会实验，还给我指了远处藏着的摄像小哥。他是一个 YouTuber，打算拍一个视频看在 Bronx Brooklyn 这种地方大家会不会讲诚信（可惜我不是本地人啊哈哈哈）。小哥问我是哪里来的，我说中国。然后他竖大拇指说，我的表现和他最爱吃的中国餐馆的左宗棠鸡一样棒哈哈哈哈哈。后来他告诉我了他的 YouTube 频道但是我忘名字了，在 YouTube 上搜了好久也没搜到，但算是为国争光了吧哈哈哈哈哈。", "question": "有没有哪一瞬间感觉自己为国争光了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天最后一节课老师要划重点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaMOuJheYQaQsG3VicmPwlWyIibJg2OVP4XrPrJpjFkp3LvwPbJtlC5TiaCK5U3fGFwJAn0Ty830WJg"}
{"text": "到处撒尿小狗在外面那是在", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "“诶？你说那是最后一根了是什么意思？”", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "审议和内阁决定", "question": "你去国会干什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158897"}
{"text": "心里与外表。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3672617"}
{"text": "小智，我军训回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk471L8H2ve7ViabrVf4soFao1GyjYrHHEPz42wHdDAibnX1wEA0OZQliauQ"}
{"text": "立靛眺远", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibdlM7QM6mL2xBibz8bsAtwVNntvGGybOZnHT4jz5CiaALe4FbxO00SyNw"}
{"text": "勉强及格的笔记，总结得非常清楚的手写版。", "question": "在旋转寿司店，我不希望这个转到我这里来。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "3374345"}
{"text": "威士忌公主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3IoOsOaqVoicCZsa4ydnMic5iaa7ice29aj643CNIHWMJKt5Ivl1IoFBqsQ"}
{"text": "这类问题我就会一本正经地回答。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "mian's fashion", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gptp6r0leaj60vb15rn2v02"}
{"text": "下面的那一块钱是我先看到的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XE6OM9bibxGFuuXCMQVAsBwz8lqcKf7RmvYJAib6KsBbkkJAKRfK3ww3oQ"}
{"text": "评论会点赞，但不会给傻瓜打星。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "是他，是他，就是他，少年英雄小哪吒。", "question": "「是爱，是暖，是希望，你是人间四月天」，如何对句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使在龙珠中投掷的球能变成龙，也能被打中。但是能够迅速开发出龙珠Z真是了不起！", "question": "写一篇关于没读过的漫画的感受。", "star": 27, "type": "T2T", "image": "5473751"}
{"text": "[锁定技]拿到的任何一张人民币其面额都会增大为 3 倍……", "question": "有哪些有趣的「最弱异能」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "英子，开门！爹地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHnicEVE3G7xGqax4TkJoibs3UzlmFOEYdSYF0bl4iafLPNoBhDkz4KicDDQ"}
{"text": "初中的时候……记得有一年夏天热成狗了，并且那一天尤其热。放学回到家，我妈已经把饭做好了。又热又饿，遂直接把上衣脱光了，包括小裹胸……坐在饭桌上，我妈看着我狼吞虎咽的。说了一句：你怎么和男人一样！我以为是说我吃相不好，就解释一句：太饿了。结果我妈说：你胸平得像个男人！（╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴掀桌子！", "question": "女友是平胸是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用海豹打了一个水漂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOk4GSmIkYs142y1lqexJBj0yBJiaBzlBRq0RA2vkJ2VmhA4B6gpFBk0ew"}
{"text": "过年时总会被长辈一遍又一遍地问有没有对象啥时候结婚，还好我妈通情达理，每次都帮我解围说：他这样的肯定找不到对象。", "question": "如何在春节时礼貌拒绝亲戚一些不想回答的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "雪中迷路了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4212179"}
{"text": "师父！前方就是大雷音寺了！", "question": "护照上盖满戳是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地震？ → 发生了地震吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4850581"}
{"text": "红包诈骗。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "举止残忍。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5281207"}
{"text": "夜晚在墓地举行2022年运动会游泳比赛女子100米自由泳决赛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6743295"}
{"text": "我想成为英雄，但是却什么事都做不到。而且，就算我想要抓住坏人，也会像蜘蛛侠一样被警察盯上，这可怎么办呢？", "question": "如果能使用各种各样的超能力会怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2251436"}
{"text": "主张绿色出行的议员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj0RGT1NeQfbzoBxTtiaVBwhoLj6au6vJ8C4ySvZal6aBg8kf0F2S9Bug"}
{"text": "自 律", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "耗子:大家举手表决下，看看谁去给猫脖子系个铃铛。", "question": "如果往航母甲板上倒一种不易清除的油，战斗力不就没有了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好期待！主办方说可以帮大家进入二维世界，也不知道是用什么办", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3aoAohZmNVK0oFpibkkFpR44KzcMcuRTsGAiaVLDH1GHNEmicFYicyHHh1w"}
{"text": "这句话是针对韩寒说的，女孩儿的意思是答应跟韩寒电影吃饭就是答应跟韩寒上床。跟你没什么关系。", "question": "韩寒说：「女生答应你吃饭看电影，就答应了你上床」，如何评价这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮肤下的粉刺", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "从右下角水印看的话似乎并不是拿的东西很沉这么简单", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvx6ras2raj20yi1az7vd"}
{"text": "枕着睡，半年后一个颈椎病，一个肩周炎。", "question": "情侣睡觉都抱着睡吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟女朋友在一起时路过一个大波妹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt65urw4faj30ci0eln0t"}
{"text": "沙滩排球应该很期待吧！可惜了~~", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220471"}
{"text": "我帮你拎吧你的包好大啊我给你带了老家新采摘的茶叶", "question": null, "star": 354, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3bhu7rvpyj61e01uoakm02"}
{"text": "我的老板说要开除我。“为什么？”我问。他说：“你总是质疑你的上级。”我说：“我怎么质疑了？”早上起来很困，给老板发信息“老板，我不舒服，想请假”“哪里不舒服？”老板关切地秒回我。“看到你就不舒服”.............................“我今天休假，你来上班吧”", "question": "谁能给我讲个能笑半年的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家已经开始吃饭了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3004457"}
{"text": "宝宝生日快乐！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6911104"}
{"text": "怎么只有我自己成了爆米花啊", "question": null, "star": 137, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1pbfd80u7j60y819nqbv02"}
{"text": "逃避现实", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6084474"}
{"text": "差不多要启动税务警报了。", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "7119667"}
{"text": "你的手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4384098"}
{"text": "把我老板", "question": "如果空间站给你一次搭载机会，你最想把什么送上去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男：我给你编的手链你喜不喜……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu4obzra75j209r09q76j"}
{"text": "称", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KWChCENP9ia59icTEmYbMnYbKYDvHgfg9zqFTjRaG5OoJpCvQZiaXMoxKg"}
{"text": "强力胶粘住了手", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "做实验能发paper，刷试管有个屁用？", "question": "为什么这么多人喜欢做饭但却不爱洗碗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "连续出勤第十三天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL97cutQYxqyxiaF7698Th2Jsoc45POFTGvrSaSHZKQdcpbCibFQG6m1McQ"}
{"text": "给24小时电视马拉松选手的留言", "question": "别叫了，回去吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7324787"}
{"text": "他的心里充满了期待和爱❤️", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3380263"}
{"text": "假装要吃寿司来吊对方胃口。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "小便器距离太近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibsrxXxupwC85hGEMsHkgCPmxphNYqxicRn4B5sr7pZsDAFVFe3Qc65BA"}
{"text": "漏气了赶快吹点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSRRllZ2d9UAibUFyZAOuJrA1HG2ZoxrTxHHecvANWBBDrfXFl0Hn5oicq3v4jnIyvCeWyUAuSq3DA"}
{"text": "我觉得奥巴马有点不对劲。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "1200526"}
{"text": "这是第一次，网络贷款。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3910610"}
{"text": "如果你早上起来发现枕头上有散落的头发，那证明你还有头发啊。", "question": "Lady Gaga曾经说过：“如果你有阴影，那是因为有光照射在你身上。”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975434"}
{"text": "3 岁，不尿裤子； 5 岁，能自己吃饭； 18 岁，能自己开车； 20 岁，有性生活； 30 岁，有钱； 40 岁，有钱； 50 岁，有钱； 60 岁，有性生活； 70 岁，能自己开车； 80 岁，能自己吃饭； 90 岁，不尿裤子； 100 岁，还没有挂在墙上； 300 岁，还挂在墙上。", "question": "能否用一百字写清楚你最想要的生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就差你没交作业了。", "question": "让你感觉最孤独的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的一生都毁了。", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 477, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "请问您要的是大杯的奶昔，不是大杯的全脂牛奶加奶油，而是大杯的咖啡对吗？", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "等等，我还有一点忘说了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwd2Nq5sRsG0IdzdsiblfSC4G7eR6k210dked4Fr53rZrmKbicQZphnBvQ"}
{"text": "「你 COS 肥宅？」「......我还没换装。」", "question": "你最尴尬的一次 COS 是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海边的家伙挑衅我们来决斗了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1396041"}
{"text": "屏幕里的妻子。", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "随时随地都可能半路出家。", "question": "把哆啦A梦的道具上的一字去掉就毁了。", "star": 4149, "type": "T2T", "image": "5374661"}
{"text": "我用力拉了一下桌子布，发现下面的社长正在对女秘书做坏事。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2557908"}
{"text": "这是武藏吧……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6233854"}
{"text": "田野呆了两个月回家，打扫卫生的时候职业病翻垃圾桶，发现垃圾的地层叠加方式和男票描述的日程对不上号，随口一问，………………现在是前男票。", "question": "你在生活中用过最高端的考古知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "矶野，我们来锻炼身体吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6082035"}
{"text": "各种道具的四眼仔，可这小子怎么看都不大聪明』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0d4n62q5oj30ci0elacw"}
{"text": "去过灵异景点之后感觉身体好沉。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3778731"}
{"text": "水蛭能够吸血。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6023183"}
{"text": "把鞋提手里进去呗，又没说不让光脚。", "question": "如何看待拼多多被爆员工雨天穿拖鞋被多名物业保安攻击受伤?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新买了聚拢型内衣腋下的脂肪：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHNUWrI9iayQgrNxf08WFs2GcW96icJ4dDmtLvhfjiatYHqeAyIs1AySMow"}
{"text": "直到现在我还拿你开玩笑。", "question": "如果那只是梦，该有多好啊。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4773722"}
{"text": "最差劲的习惯已经养成。", "question": null, "star": 85, "type": "I2T", "image": "6384062"}
{"text": "加油，同志！", "question": "哈利·波特来日本后学的第一个咒语。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895457"}
{"text": "送你星星的人，幸运会降临。", "question": "勉强能接受的凑合。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496242"}
{"text": "四天三夜的旅行，出发时我在车上睡着了，没有人叫醒我直到第三天才醒来，结果发现自己已经在家门口了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6502462"}
{"text": "试试轻敲两下？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6997100"}
{"text": "大家好！我来了！我是有钱人，同时也是有姐姐的人，不过我没有给姐姐钱啦！那么！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6701079"}
{"text": "是啊，睡得特别香。", "question": "大学是梦开始的地方么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比她瘦。", "question": "我同事天天说我能吃，该如何堵住她的大嘴巴 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新闻主播去上班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxk80TaRmic5BOUVK4QPguiat71DicP1XvjhKhQYWHtwdqJFic6jTVAX16P5w"}
{"text": "停停停，再进化要上班了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiax2UV6pkN9CWF8sBS4YBjeCGS2OYQa5X0xB0hFTAa3KeQAdTXISDRmA"}
{"text": "父亲参观时儿子正在发表他的作文“我的爸爸”。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "387655"}
{"text": "你在我男朋友们中只在这个水平", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqvWGibMwAujO0tWlHKHvibdCiayn9vPnkSso3s5vIGgicibzz4Yf9GcMXUHw"}
{"text": "看上去不太妙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgytovoehjj30ci0eldh0"}
{"text": "落榜偶像的一天飞行员", "question": "我不喜欢这样的飞机。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4160782"}
{"text": "你", "question": "两个人的笑话不有趣，而且还没有展开，这是谁的笑话？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7312599"}
{"text": "那么，我希望他们能顺手给我 new 一个对象。", "question": "人类是不是只是生活在电脑模拟出来的宇宙之中？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家教的重来", "question": "请不要添加一个字破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7252220"}
{"text": "接下来请听《你有权保持沉默》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ean3zkjxqzj20b30cvjsb"}
{"text": "被无知的人批评了啊...", "question": "看到像马车马一样行动的人，马车马的想法。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7085470"}
{"text": "赢了比赛，输了赌博。", "question": "你说话我有点听不懂。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387965"}
{"text": "说话时嘴巴的张开方式一直不变。", "question": "动画中理所当然存在的、毫无违和感就能接受的事物例子：片头画面。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3662979"}
{"text": "黑白安杰士？不是的，是黑白配不上的拿铁咖啡。", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "6493647"}
{"text": "肚子里的青蛙吵死了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2978734"}
{"text": "桂花的小树枝。", "question": "这个甜点的名字加上一个字就变得不太好吃。", "star": 62, "type": "T2T", "image": "6789784"}
{"text": "我误把止痛药当成生物制品给了他，这件事要保密。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4935023"}
{"text": "好臭，手上都是臭味！你要我闻吗？看啊~~!!", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3519023"}
{"text": "网上买的太鼓达人好像哪里不对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh23fxmfm5j20b60by3zy"}
{"text": "还没变绿灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwg1zl55tnj20ku0ku40x"}
{"text": "今天穿的是制服吗...?", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4708127"}
{"text": "给腹语术用的工具很重。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268680"}
{"text": "那时候，我跟我家臭狗子一起洗完澡，他给我擦干身体，围浴巾，然后，我就静静地看着他给我围到腰上。。。我无奈地看着他，他无辜 + 不解地看着我，好几秒后，我俩爆笑。。。“不好意思，忘了，忘了，没弄过。。。”无 fuck 说解下来，重围虽然我胸小，但是！你也不能直接不围它了呀。。。", "question": "有哪些「性别限制了我的想象力」的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给你打了我们就知道了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8pk1eM1YOkhbWlcicVgsibzLa9bfI3CXZqHyR6zFDgEKJOTemU9PGtm0A"}
{"text": "阿……姨……？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gf11y9nzh4j210n17idqq"}
{"text": "删掉副歌/删掉副歌/加入副歌", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1669447"}
{"text": "在班级里我觉得最可爱的人。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6806122"}
{"text": "实验室的一个学姐。在飞机上。「爱妃，拿条毯子。」空姐一脸懵逼，但还是照办了。实际上「爱妃」是对同行的另一个学姐说的，「拿条毯子」是对空姐说的，但是……空姐一开始在忙别的事，听到毯子就突然一回头（类似于职业病那种反应），旁边的人听到的就是两句话连在一起说的，就……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "在飞机上你都做过或遇到过什么「神操作」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一定赢。", "question": "请告诉我似乎一定能赢的马的名字。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7045881"}
{"text": "太阳", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "要一口气吹灭愿望才能实现哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SVSje15umvEicadIvLIvteJ29jLjSpCrB0PFFQn7ia3OlHTklxMvqVZDGzkmURa7QvGnDm5RunlLsg"}
{"text": "工作人员会帮你操作的抓娃娃机类型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4447253"}
{"text": "出水浮容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410T7wzCp7SB2HZv6NkdaiaXB6Cic6EjKau0Z31ZN4d17icvibPFibgegF9oyBQ"}
{"text": "动物保护团体与猎人", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "你发自内心真诚的笑，对方以为你内心很淫荡", "question": "长得特别难看是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小心袭胸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F4aEOodRuHe5yQtUG2xe4lHR4FuLRafXfaffR2P0KbVrUqlrvarppKLc4ZDxHZHvHSeEmziagzxcg"}
{"text": "空尼奇瓦，在下江户川新之助，请多关照", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fncheuzr31j20gb0ern3d"}
{"text": "我眼镜怎么被这家伙戴上了呢，气得我完全喝不醉，连摆造型都越来越让我生气。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3626202"}
{"text": "站在奥利奥诈骗师顶端的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873250"}
{"text": "手相很糟糕，想哭。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6416964"}
{"text": "鸡立鹤群", "question": "在北大清华上学是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被坏孩子坏的圆规组队回来复仇了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNxpd2gIiaFibyBDnib1mnNxVQRcGQ7nYiaqYnUuPhMztRSVXnSuduiaJs48g"}
{"text": "细胞分裂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0zPiaJztbGKjgFW0RYpbm34qAOTCd1tXRTzG4yzmjs7rNc6zRHd0pjHA"}
{"text": "哎呀！棒子掉啦！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1136967"}
{"text": "用勺子遮住了眼睛", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "我听到从观众席传来如果巨人赢了就跟我交往的小孩子声音，所以临时把玩具棒球棍改成了这个。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6497034"}
{"text": "犯人像只蓝色狸猫，头上有架直……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gyx0052hf2j30ci0elju8"}
{"text": "到大学就轻松了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerNGyQxYsZrOVjXxPibR0LYibopXzr8M9icatK2icc8R9Zt2ymEYxGvzsQmw"}
{"text": "回旋镖镖失手插在了路人头上", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "小学曾学过一篇《列宁与卫兵》的课文：十月革命刚刚胜利，一天早晨，朝阳透过薄雾，把金色的光辉洒在高大的斯莫尔尼宫上。人民委员会就设在斯莫尔尼宫，在门前站岗的是新战士洛班诺夫。班长叮嘱他说：“洛班诺夫同志，你今天第一次站岗。到这里来的人很多，你的任务是检查他们的通行证。列宁同志要来这里开会，你千万不能让坏人混进来！”“是，班长同志。”洛班诺夫行了个军礼，“我以革命的名义保证，一定为列宁同志站好岗！”太阳越升越高，到斯莫尔尼宫开会和办事的人真多，有工人，有士兵，有农民，还有学生。洛班诺夫认真地检查了他们的通行证。人民委员会主席列宁来了。他一边走，一边在考虑什么问题。“同志，您的通行证？”洛班诺夫拦住了他。“噢，通行证，我就拿。”列宁急忙把手伸进衣兜里拿通行证。一位来开会的同志看到洛班诺夫拦住了列宁查通行证，就生气地嚷起来：“放行吧，放行吧！他是列宁！”“对不起。”洛班诺夫严肃地说，“我没有见过列宁。没有通行证，谁也不能进！”列宁把通行证交给洛班诺夫。洛班诺夫接过来一看，果然是列宁同志，他非常不安，举手行礼说：“列宁同志，请原谅，我耽误了你的时间。”列宁握住这位年轻战士的手，高兴地说：“你做的很对，小伙子！你对工作很负责任。谢谢！”他又回过头来对旁边那位同志说：“你不该责备他。我们就需要这样认真负责的好战士。革命纪律是每个人都应该遵守的，我也不能例外。”", "question": "如何看待 6 月 18 日曾轶可在首都机场与边检工作人员发生争执一事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暗示技能冷却时间。", "question": "父母要求孩子做某件事时，「我数三下」的方法为何十分有效？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过于小看了透明胶带的威力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibkukdBDfGt9ian1xNRBB0eDKf9qR21UJQ5Rp32IpA1Nb7ne2sQMzyHbQ"}
{"text": "给你看看昨天的微博登入页面广告", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "手机掉到床缝里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrtVicBIU4jr4Knia9wemiaR7h5A8KZrdZ6YiafZticCreCribjZtmW1AB5pA"}
{"text": "阿姨，快点回来，我马上就要成功了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6921999"}
{"text": "二十万块都不肯开口说话吗？……变成讨厌的毛孩子了。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387209"}
{"text": "家有暹罗猫一枚，两岁了，每天我一躺下它就跑过身边来抱着我胳膊陪我睡，第二天我醒来它还是保持着这个姿势抱着我胳膊呼呼睡。好些天了一直如此，我好感动啊，就像亲人一样啊。结果这几天我睡眠质量不太好，经常会半夜醒来，发现丫压根没抱着我胳膊睡，而是在床上某处四脚八叉的趴着呢。然后早上我醒了故意动静不大，只假装快醒了的样子，丫的果然跑过来，往我身边一趴抱着我胳膊睡了，假装等我醒来的样子。太虚伪了！太虚伪了！", "question": "养一只很有心机的宠物是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的可乐你是不是摇过了？", "question": null, "star": 277, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h69ykpl5yyj61401hcwmi02"}
{"text": "老师提问之后班里那个唯一会答这道题的同学be like：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyr7YqmGic7JrItWJ3J3RF9DbwWLfac9icic4ZNAqho9LH1qu42WdKQspdA"}
{"text": "今天没有能报道的新闻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoK1pMPiaS1R65bg8BncibT1kq50lFHJ7miboR5forBFBVwicJyejlrZAdSQ"}
{"text": "叫他把耳机取了，声音放大点这么好笑的东西居然自己藏着看，不能忍", "question": "宿舍里的人戴着耳机看剧，时不时发出笑声，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "？这究竟是什么？怎么用橡皮擦不掉？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edz43hvpgyj20b70cf3zv"}
{"text": "「看到了吗？刚才一聊剧场版出木杉就悄悄走开了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h83dnge1auj30ci0el775"}
{"text": "爱管闲事的女人", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6377882"}
{"text": "可惜的是无法成为一击必杀的人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089714"}
{"text": "那 18 岁之后是喊叔叔吗？", "question": "我的爸爸重复告诉我一句话「你已经十八岁，我的义务已完成，我没必要再为你做什么」请问你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有件事一直瞒着你们……其实你们三兄弟，不是亲兄弟……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzc3lt4j3aj30ci0eladf"}
{"text": "你没有吃家庭餐吗？", "question": "请向7-11投诉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383026"}
{"text": "能做到", "question": "最新款的车载导航仪。“需要什么样的功能？有什么样的功能？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5439697"}
{"text": "臭不要脸的，就你站岸上尿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3unGJdibGQeqASS2fxiaT4iblHOOEnVuHKYLYbCOpu3YC2DtrGs2dOMFm2w"}
{"text": "大家都要上厕所吗？那我们到下一个电线杆停吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwXgpHiaUmeWDiaRJDsGbZHMmbmHUn5cbQoibKib1anIQZDV3R3ExuBGIYxXQ"}
{"text": "以不露脸为条件接受了采访", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwb4gcro2nj30ci0el0wb"}
{"text": "长时间会议后的厕所冲刺。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4846877"}
{"text": "清晨，趴着的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn98fciagQuXoDu17UibVDlb4WcaiatE2q9Za0f1B6NDZAxiaMSgCa7zd2y2w"}
{"text": "坐电梯花了2分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guqgzs8ahdj60ci0el77n02"}
{"text": "新品种的蜘蛛背上的花纹宛如人脸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4028105"}
{"text": "黑板五郎说：孩子们应该还在吃最中饼吧！", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "收到的纪念品拔火罐很恶心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1249718"}
{"text": "让食物有个心理准备。", "question": "为什么日本人吃饭前总要说一句「我开动了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们也要在这里烤吐司吗？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369319"}
{"text": "你好啊，大拇指君！大拇指君听我说，前几天呢……什么呀？你不高兴吗？没怎么啊，笑一个吧！别生气啦！嗯☆", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1280995"}
{"text": "你这段子编的太假了。清华北大的学生谁敢去中关村挨骗啊……", "question": "在中关村买电脑，被一群清华北大的学生投来不屑的眼神，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "揍你难道我不痛吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxqaxkwfukj30ci0eljuj"}
{"text": "篮球迷。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "鲤鱼王还是用出了那招", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "放心下水，这次一定帮你改掉游泳时用鼻子呼吸的习惯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HARIf8sctIqQQubEQyo4bicVTJJiagSu8n0u2lSTovgkxiaJahuiaiblVWrLw"}
{"text": "P图忘了P镜子里的自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VQep2VoJtNZoqrUFiaPfYE1JExGGZSQJPN2lT5dnPNvBV6ib7DZEcPUjQ"}
{"text": "哪有大家都在嘲諷。只有程序員的智商才嘲諷得了程序員。", "question": "为什么大家都在嘲讽程序猿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "理想中的女性脑袋里应该想：为何异步线程不能访问UI线程。", "question": "为什么有一小部分女孩不是满脑子想买包，就是满脑子想旅游？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一定要叫救援啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3424573"}
{"text": "两个人都是S酿成的悲剧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edhgvcm9a1j20am0bn0tn"}
{"text": "你踩我导尿管了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCllUJgfYRlBjDuR4rxTNdPRUTX4ciayEQqCmu7WMaBacaprhG51bfScQ"}
{"text": "我看不见任何东西，真糟糕。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386283"}
{"text": "批卷老师也不会这道题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYwtibaia1EmrXl1XEJOFlFxHFpRazWF5LWlxbyexSSIibWZJ0GndJMfr5w"}
{"text": "主人在门口的台阶上绊了一跤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KicgdXSQMHbaetqicQP51mW9H61Jib7waJmko6SAcsqAsialmjsU7dsZT2A"}
{"text": "在那种店的等待室拼命假装很不想来的熟客", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hemgxin4swj30ci0el42l"}
{"text": "用这个就能代替月亮惩罚你了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4049627"}
{"text": "游戏中的性感人物出场了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNq2yubdnvwbVPvmE7ia0xPhUiawUiaMkanH1j8pRSmhgGYPQvzgrYP7W3Q"}
{"text": "国宴用川菜，湘菜询外宾是否吃辣。回复：可。餐毕：卒。", "question": "国宴为什么要以淮扬菜为主？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尝试吃四川人的广东人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicK4JLONPjlwk6mDzyqRvhMvPdyL3ngthKMSySzInibm29G5tIAibkVdrw"}
{"text": "我是不是让你帮我找运动项目了……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6857115"}
{"text": "感同身受的场景：手里抓着遥控器。停不下来的AV。逼近的脚步声。室温逐渐降低。停不下来的AV。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZ94WJcP1dP0It9H4Fibfxw229kYsVlccEVve4AKSaw5jMjAetDL8Uhiag"}
{"text": "走开点，我要砸玻璃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwzpfra11dj30ci0elgpc"}
{"text": "用定置网捕鱼捕到了鲍鱼。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5452247"}
{"text": "你得先投币！", "question": null, "star": 246, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtah1jwx83j611w19itfd02"}
{"text": "一我会出剪刀一那我就出拳头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHoLu4iaE56sFM7icwztNLdpiaXj8g0Cp1E6RV9D9CsX4JvzEONX7jbvUPQ"}
{"text": "哎呀！一根毛！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1855800"}
{"text": "「投到这吧】「那是自己」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyD7LOaGph8Oia6EFgTu5KGDZNvnbz8aFdYrk1h2pDuPzlOEmiawVgI9lDQ"}
{"text": "那个孩子竟然接住了本垒打的球！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7124037"}
{"text": "帮人做10以上加减法的精灵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elj0vgq4woj20bi09eq3w"}
{"text": "大雄有哆啦 A 梦的道具可以看各种美女冲凉，但他从来都只看静香。", "question": "野比大雄既窝囊又猥琐还偷看静香冲凉，为什么静香最后还是嫁给他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「怎么？今天不想散步？」『喂！老爷子！我不是你家狗！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ucekm886j30ci0eln0r"}
{"text": "我叫咕噜不是你的狗，my precious", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "雪糕棍上的最后一块", "question": null, "star": 187, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "这是商品，请购买。", "question": "把它想成不是免费的东西，用七个字来表示。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313258"}
{"text": "只有我看到了屋顶的蜘蛛。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "﹏ 、涐対沵旳那份情。╰★つ始终都割舍卜下 卍。**", "question": "2B 青年们能把情书写到什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然不想去，但是必须去厕所。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "没有剧透。", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "查寝的老师终于走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4RRLdooaVobAeicUyoPoXd0IVB38ZwYFzrKianaMteFlWtsX9Dtch7yFw"}
{"text": "别管我，你们先走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibZLrY2MNDlSzp5ib5icKZrFg8LcCw8n5awl3c4L1iaaGreSLIgCNdnmFXw"}
{"text": "小家伙，大晚上不要到处跑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFl6iaxmWZZibprRKJueUAfqHwAQbHWgCicbprfbhWDzmVSKDrm1cElyXkw"}
{"text": "放心进去吧，我手上涂了强力胶。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "阿sir这车真的不用我拉吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzN4e3ymesyiap5P97YNwmSNH1sb9bMjJO9swpOEEpwpI8jpfSiacicBfpbw"}
{"text": "“啊我知道了，我会尽量减少晚上哭泣的次数。但是，我也没睡着。”", "question": null, "star": 1023, "type": "I2T", "image": "1118363"}
{"text": "因为鞋子很脏，有很多细菌，不套起来很容易让电脑中病毒。我们小学老师说的。", "question": "为什么上微机课要戴鞋套？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好累啊，今天不想当扑克牌了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCbnjEZQRJUQrsjDTnJWRdzkLzzwyvpmEXbeVPeUZzPUeum0hSu3LBqw"}
{"text": "根据我养牛的经验告诉你，是的。", "question": "一般大牛是不是小的时候就显示出大牛的苗头了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我妈对你不是很满意」", "question": "如何一招让女朋友瞬间不开心？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对于Chaotic爆炸场面的投诉，改为从另一个角度播出。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1688696"}
{"text": "追三连败（第三场比赛）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601166"}
{"text": "我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4LNdAQpmV9rBoB1ZN0W578FvwibuhSLtXiaUfPOiagFKWHKPQibE5Mh2cTw"}
{"text": "穿白衣服的赢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MkUpeUSCp2Prvkh5S9RzdsZrldyI0yRgHskcW5lnGJp7iavXibmjs4ATQ"}
{"text": "那里太大了，疼。", "question": "世界最帅的转身方式", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5561859"}
{"text": "在休息室聊得太开心，连下半场开始了都不知道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNNdtqvic3jNcjmkLywKyYQ2qnVzJ0Xo2xyGSlEqibZodkzMnVfibfdFU9Q"}
{"text": "那个金色的天使，是我的！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3051211"}
{"text": "毛利小五郎", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "妈妈说乱扔唱片是很危险的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FWtjyicldqoVvYBiaXVZppyag7Xrdmhvplqn0YBevCpP9jkvFIDCIrqicdr93pBW67CoicliaqPibBoGeA"}
{"text": "世界上独一无二的鼻子。", "question": "将那首名曲的标题误转换为迷惑之曲。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6329283"}
{"text": "自从膏药店赞助后这种镜头越来越多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goci3lsbezj30ci0elgsv"}
{"text": "我叫单身的我", "question": "在寂寞的时候弹钢琴会发生什么。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5668215"}
{"text": "目标不存在……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5356204"}
{"text": "换灯泡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9riaplWnja6lzdWrVkvCrzJ8odcXdg0z8Q09M5b3goIAnO2SBeOice1LTPw"}
{"text": "融合失败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7103749"}
{"text": "锁喉技没有任何卵用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPYbvLOSMpoDAw7skJYkXF4n0TJgEtTyurd9uygaicDDWmVdDsA9gRmftYJR5wusO2qJkvgm6FpA"}
{"text": "大家一起使出必杀技！「队长！」「头儿！」「老大！」「你丫的！」等会儿，先统一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7s725ofqrj30ci0elwfr"}
{"text": "马桶里的纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TgXJF6bUaQNG5K3SnPun2icKDTnLHIEGBB0YLHLrDicQLXvgl0IicqAw1w"}
{"text": "谢谢，我不洗碗。", "question": null, "star": 306, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "在约会应用上遇到的人看起来很可疑。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5793009"}
{"text": "请停下！已经100步了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdcF8Lbo93ZNicK39OIkAGwUZH0MQnibzQ2xLSw4NukZYjUd3aEadE0xOw"}
{"text": "支持率就是这样啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3452636"}
{"text": "从这个姿势是去游自由泳还是仰泳呢？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2073015"}
{"text": "锦衣玉食", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "这要是砸到头就要完蛋了……", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "克隆人军团代表队", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "矶山放假？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4379938"}
{"text": "从AD开始就收到了指示。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387016"}
{"text": "早上的人力资源已经穿着围裙了。", "question": "在实习烹饪时，我总会瞬间想到“肯定是昨天练习过的”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2413596"}
{"text": "谁放屁了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "有人偷拍我们。嘘……别转过头。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KwTHJDF7IicyxXVIVpkFbDMwhkn3qicccX1n6HhliaDdmMP2EfjSSTmImw"}
{"text": "你最精神的时候是多少度呢？", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "5590682"}
{"text": "伸手不见五指。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "请给我一个升Fa音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx46Y9gxNfwtCjclELibUVicIaBL66dT5t8Vhs3z0Oq64nyKWVSlZjNQ4Sg"}
{"text": "忘记是在西雅图还是旧金山了，一飞机中国人排队过关，前一个女生抱了一个很大只的毛绒熊。海关除了柜台里面坐着的，外面还有一些维持秩序的工作人员，有一个小胖墩儿工作人员看见了，过来问：「这是一个毛绒玩具？你的？」女生很紧张地说是啊，工作人员说你在这儿等着，我很快回来。然后就行色匆匆去找了另一个穿制服的过来，两个人几乎是小跑的。感觉要出大事儿，我当时就脑补了各种危险画面，比如划开熊肚子里面找出来一把 AK 或者一袋火锅料什么的。这时，工作人员掏出手机交给同事，说：「快，帮我和这个熊拍张照。」", "question": "你在过边检和海关的时候，遇到过什么难忘的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这张照片会收到很多赞吧，那就履行约定给你个亲亲。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6094964"}
{"text": "嗯嗯……你比我老公棒！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h47icurn3gj30ci0elwhv"}
{"text": "3秒钟后你会后悔把我放下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9ichgPUr90NPMVMFl2Kta8PCgTLA8xB8AnxZLQamOlsJLzRTM1m3Anmg"}
{"text": "丈夫下班回来了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6031649"}
{"text": "你是汤姆的朋友鲍勃吗？不，不是的，他喜欢网球！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2033077"}
{"text": "等这集看完再去上厕所吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Drtia2T9oAnGibrmk0tR5kOmIjEXWuichvUgvWo549jwprkUY3A8SjQn3Ew"}
{"text": "为什么要给我的围裙装这么多应用？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib30zhsY6aPib8yecibicMhKhzVicicV9MLOE8n5MITumQPX5BjlIe1p7jLnA"}
{"text": "这个程序你们调的不太对劲吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "宁愿做狗都不做骑士", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "规则不懂。", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "打鼓的人。", "question": "从游戏中删除一个角色，让他/她离开游戏。", "star": 190, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386788"}
{"text": "发生什么事了？是不是被豆枪打中了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6041139"}
{"text": "正在模拟各种向她打招呼的方式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgy0ibkw2jWQtJyyYicoweGIDSuQZgZJJRSe7KpmHFVanxicv8kxF2QZharA"}
{"text": "还没到休息时间哦快钻回售票机吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdyxj4x746j30ci0elgr4"}
{"text": "哎呀，审判长真的好帅啊，真是让人羡慕呢。", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "看我新做的美甲", "question": null, "star": 196, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzq0xieehrj60zu0zutfw02"}
{"text": "你丢掉的是金妈妈还是银妈妈？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5867067"}
{"text": "要不，你把自己全身涂黑了试试？至少你比新买的狗更熟悉她，是不是", "question": "把女朋友的狗弄丢了，我买了个假的回来，她能看出来吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种症状可能是反流性食管炎。", "question": null, "star": 685, "type": "I2T", "image": "1080182"}
{"text": "被强力胶黏在椅子上", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "小松鼠说：“只有冰红茶，可以吗？”", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "2886993"}
{"text": "这种队员小时候在五庄观摘人参果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0FjbOrQU7OoEChoXp87yNnI9FRKpzZG1sQcFsicJg3KQN6yvTQFJy7uQ"}
{"text": "不知为何脑子上非常容易吸铁渣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6WBy9PRc7sA8kAKO7akZh8QDCiaToOcavHlZ6yT3KUAW6Yse4YiayTrsQ"}
{"text": "走着太空步过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsef24qjbej30ci0elahx"}
{"text": "那个难缠的客人又来了！老道的猫咖服务喵小橘：“交给我吧”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "随便拍吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6526254"}
{"text": "前年还是去年的北京万智牌 GP 上，当时我操作迷宫终点提费失误，被一个撑死了也就是是初中生的牌友的红白灵气打爆……然后按照比赛流程，双方要签名写成绩给裁判。他写完纸条，递过来，我一看「史诗王爵」？顿时不高兴了，这什么中二的网名！我：「小朋友，对不起，比赛是要写真名的哦。」他：「我真名就叫这个。」（同时露出被人问过一万次那种鄙视弱者的脸色）我当时的感受就是：太厉害了！我怎么可能战胜一个真的叫史诗王爵的男人！", "question": "你听过最好听的名字是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "便于监视、监督。我正在家里写一个剧本，半年前我在写大纲，现在我还在写大纲。", "question": "为什么编剧要在宾馆创作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不能去同学会。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5684023"}
{"text": "睡相太差", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1hO8Uw533ia1o5ibn2sB9jLibeVKT2tiaJicrz1yJ6LNsVYohuicNEj9dzpyQ"}
{"text": "今天获胜的选手是……双冠军！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "彻底解决", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7329428"}
{"text": "避难训练", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "大雄，是我啊。", "question": null, "star": 2534, "type": "I2T", "image": "3337852"}
{"text": "哎哟喂！是高见盛吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5722849"}
{"text": "估计是在泉水等复活...", "question": "如果一个男生在打游戏但秒回了一个女生的消息，这代表着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "辛苦了高桥君！答案不对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcr1764qetj30ci0eljwq"}
{"text": "老板去吃疯狂星期四了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acB18EqPs2NpYWE11nLQ00HRporfgDsIUaria1YcpfwWI3t2uKuj1aNk6Q"}
{"text": "高中的时候，同届有个兄弟用《真的爱你》跟我们班的妹子表白，这尼玛是跟母亲唱的歌…… 更重要的是，这尼玛妹子答应了……所以，其实跟歌词没啥关系的……", "question": "什么歌的歌词适合表白的时候唱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牙膏挤出来是这样的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7213868"}
{"text": "那里有爱吗？", "question": "铁饼运动员绝对不会说的一句话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6424727"}
{"text": "（去吧……就这样勇往直前吧……不要回头哦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3v60i3nr6j30ci0el0x4"}
{"text": "整形失败", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5363827"}
{"text": "别叫了。", "question": "请在那幅著名画作的标题后面加上三个字，使之变得混乱无序。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109162"}
{"text": "哇，真是这样啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7035455"}
{"text": "圣代乐园真好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6131268"}
{"text": "你能教我如何前进吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4724687"}
{"text": "这项心理训练是最艰难的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4522848"}
{"text": "之前看某一个翻译版本的全球通史，里面出现一个奇怪的人，叫「牛通」，我很疑惑，因为我对这个名字一无所知，但书中用的形容词都是很夸张的，类似「震古烁今」、「改写人类历史」之类的。我开始怀疑自己是不是真的对世界历史一无所知。直到我看到，「牛通」和「赖尼茨」因为「谁发明了微积分」的问题而争吵了起来……当时我就把这个书扔了。这里体现的是翻译者完全不做功课，对整个翻译工作持无所谓的态度。", "question": "你见过哪些让你瞠目结舌的英语翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个犯人逃脱的方法非常暴力。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2327158"}
{"text": "我本科毕设电路图是手绘的，然后老师就问了一句：图是你画的？嗯。画的挺直，Next。", "question": "本科论文答辩可以有多水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一见钟情", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9dh5im8yuj20g20eata0"}
{"text": "我想休息，因为是工作。", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "你也吃吗？很好吃哦。", "question": "挖鼻孔的时候被谁看见了就说这是一句很好的台词。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2400102"}
{"text": "被侧视镜刮到的人。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5968634"}
{"text": "楼上说的这些都弱爆了。某次CCTV放一部译制片，里面有一句“...他们还谋杀了肯尼迪总统和马丁路德国王...”", "question": "哪些英文詞句的中文翻譯是不當的甚至是有誤的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前看过的一个段子，某程序员写了一个获取微信昵称的小程序，拿同事微信做测试，返回数据是 null 。排查许久找不到原因，后来灵光一现，点开同事微信资料，同事昵称就是 null。。。。。", "question": "程序员兄弟们生涯中写过最大的bug是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "很震惊吗？千年以前，顾赵氏就把租来的茶馆抵押了呀。一看就是电视剧看少了，所以才震惊。", "question": "租客失联房主上门发现房子已被卖，屋内住着陌生一家 4 口，案件后续发展如何？这种情况该如何维权？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在Suica卡里充了4万日元。", "question": null, "star": 1507, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385980"}
{"text": "而且，是德拉的狡猾手段。", "question": "大雄在考试中得了100分时妈妈的反应。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7162848"}
{"text": "为什么拍什么都是一片黑呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaBVBHCrpiaBKNm9QEwhrdxVvYicVe5v1cLakNefLPwFGvDY3Bf6Qh75Zw"}
{"text": "这回找不出犯人的原因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h81320m1d7j30ci0elgo2"}
{"text": "唱得正嗨时突然头上被扣了一碗面", "question": null, "star": 238, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hblpcm25j4j6140155wm102"}
{"text": "啥？雀氏纸尿裤跌停啦？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "活的乳酸菌来啦", "question": null, "star": 563, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq0q186uflj60ty0wb1d902"}
{"text": "哎呀，我在长颈鹿中算是脖子短的了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7158606"}
{"text": "我感觉画像是恶意修复的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7325478"}
{"text": "我觉得最近您好像有些偷懒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1423912"}
{"text": "勇者连面汤都喝光了HP回复MP回复血压+5", "question": null, "star": 392, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwsgxz7wbrj611m1e5aiy02"}
{"text": "移动蜂窝数据在此！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pq0K74TPQicN6RvfsUY8dkCLmDmjs1svBZ8bd7FaAe0t2cQk4IPk9kPQ"}
{"text": "后脑勺长了眼睛的老师通常都这样看电视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Bauo4EicdF2OLuL6HwSdofUb48wcGHUSZFdM9z9rbgLlpQwnA3UqZaTUg"}
{"text": "闻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv3if5r1zj20bi0ajt94"}
{"text": "遇到喜欢的人永远不敢表白，因为我胖遇到喜欢我的人表白不敢信，因为我胖", "question": "肥胖是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在ONEPIECE的试映会上，对海盗成为主角感到愤怒的海军人员。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2103791"}
{"text": "素颜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6iom7ub27j20fp0eb0tw"}
{"text": "禁止在厕所打排球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5mbytnfh2j20m60m6mys"}
{"text": "当你的主治医生在书写病例，没有任何手机铃声突然拿出手机来按了几下，不是手机有短信或者微信，而是忘记字怎么写了手机搜一下……", "question": "有哪些如「女性突然把手伸进领子，多半是在捞胸罩肩带」的小秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不知道啊，是大家都在瞒着我吗？", "question": "你是通过什么事情才知道自己好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叫出我的名字来。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4717851"}
{"text": "在我们动手前先说下你妈妈叫不叫玛莎！", "question": null, "star": 111, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "男:「我们滚床单么」女:「滚。」", "question": "跟女朋友交往中，应该怎样提出第一次做爱的请求？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇哦！好可爱的小恐龙！", "question": "如果明天你崩塌了，我依然爱你。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619238"}
{"text": "由书里的描述，外号和电影剧情都可以得出，詹姆变的鹿，角非常大。在家里的情况下，很可能会被卡住。直面伏地魔，大不了就是个死，变成鹿，很可能死了还会挂着，很不严肃还很丢人。更何况火焰杯的时候如果莉莉骑着鹿出来，哈利波特可能认为这是南极仙翁而不是他的妈妈。", "question": "为什么伏地魔杀死詹姆的时候，詹姆不变成鹿顶他呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那你父母同意你养了吗？", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "3076811"}
{"text": "竞选龙猫男主角第一轮就被刷下来了", "question": null, "star": 225, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "有基佬开我裤……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "只想单纯的约女生吃个饭都约不到了都是你们这种人害的。", "question": "约姑娘出来玩，想更进一步，惨遭拒绝，该如何改进？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "红贝还是黑鲍，选哪个？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162890"}
{"text": "多亏了国家权力，我获得了第一名！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "349840"}
{"text": "后来，来了一个和尚，一只猴子和一头猪。再后来，他打不过他们，被抓去扛行李。", "question": "试以「湖底住了个妖怪，有风的时候他会出来看看」为开头写一个故事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别再做了！不要再做一千张了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2513308"}
{"text": "什么？现在三星已经不能用来爆炸了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQSibiakQp8V3zQXVWWL7MjWbdnBOgkqn57dfU5PSTSxUlib3XYsE6ldN7Q"}
{"text": "如果在进化之前就好了呢...", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "4926455"}
{"text": " steam（你爱的女孩）epic（爱你的女孩） ", "question": "如何评价8月13日epic免费领取《全面战争传奇·特洛伊》，限时24小时？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯，好难受啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1332981"}
{"text": "妈妈：我不生气你说吧", "question": null, "star": 320, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn145qys15j611h1dzgyu02"}
{"text": "喂，宫川，看看那个！ 在听到 '啊！！！' 之后，比宫川更惊讶的看到那一边的人们。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1880169"}
{"text": "电灯柱都是直接摆在地上的，树一棵棵都扎进地底两公里。", "question": "GTA5 中有哪些比较失败的设计或者细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老爷子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6960735"}
{"text": "卖油导致迟到。", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "免费玩家奇迹般地KO了付费玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRW2wD8wdTzED4pLm6ZvwRuOs35Z6Wozsh8PEVAcuvrqy84toicroBf2w"}
{"text": "哎呀？是钱啊，就是钱。", "question": "请问有什么可以让我得到星星的建议吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2407679"}
{"text": "体温计没了，用这个凑合吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtCdXHw8dIcpzqkRSXRybaQ6HMswHGhu1vKicSUdTtxficrwficrPtnB4DA"}
{"text": "普天間基地就这样留着好吗？", "question": "不要问冲绳人这个问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4872117"}
{"text": "今天我会把我的鼻息声传达给你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6802600"}
{"text": "大概怕熊猫以为全天下的动物都是黑白的吧。", "question": "成都熊猫基地里为什么要养孔雀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放着不管，开始吧。", "question": "孩子不肯睡觉，有什么解决办法吗？", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "3382902"}
{"text": "快点吧，上来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6856575"}
{"text": "上小学的时候，喜洋洋和灰太狼在热播，自己也喜欢看，经常12点了还不睡觉，我妈说了我好几次都不听，突然有一天我听她的了，早睡觉了，可她以为我没有睡，在我爸回来的时候，我妈给我爸说了，那真是人在家中睡，皮带天上来啊，硬是被屈打成招，承认自己是在装睡。", "question": "你被人误会的最尴尬的一件事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你晚上可以录个音当做铃声，模式大概是「 这么多年来，我一直有一个隐藏在内心深处的秘密，就是……」开头一定要长一点，以防你起床手忙脚乱来不及摸到手机然后秘密就讲完了，秘密也一定要是真的不能被人知道的那一种，防止你觉得被人知道了也不没关系，不如多睡一下。这个方法有个特别的好处，就是你按掉铃声之后心脏还嘭嘭跳，很亢奋，不会再困了哦。相信我，你会弹起来的哈哈哈。", "question": "有没有那种让人一听之后就再也不想睡觉必须马上从床上爬起来一分钟都不能忍的闹钟铃声？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十分钟后再从冰箱里拿出“这就是成品”。", "question": "在实习烹饪时，我总会瞬间想到“肯定是昨天练习过的”。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2413596"}
{"text": "第一次拿到口琴的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h42wunnvpij30ci0eldgt"}
{"text": "倒车ing", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec8zqcy9kaj20af09egm5"}
{"text": "穿女装就好了。", "question": "男生在【日常打扮】中如何才能穿出二次元的感觉，同时显得得体又不怪异？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "信号不好，北半球73°E至135°E，3°N至53°N之间大部分地区接收不到信号。", "question": "为什么 iPhone 4S 不能使用 Twitter？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其他人做得到吗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "请问您家里要猫吗", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "我朋友在国外精神病院工作，他个人长得比较瘦小，但是病人们经常莫名其妙地很怕他。有一天，有个体型巨大的病人对他小声说：「我知道你们中国人都会功夫，你稍微动手就可以把我打到墙里，抠都抠不出来！」（那句话是大概那么个意思，就是说被打进墙里出不来）我朋友听后露出神秘的微笑。", "question": "外国人对中国有哪些会令中国人大吃一惊的刻板印象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "事實上，植物正在種我們。它們給我們氧氣镶我們活下去：好等我們死了之後變成肥料。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TTwIRpQORaLERj7libHWgFf4C1erYVl1I1UxfbmIZEmk0QdZ5mekwbckTJ08epQuwicMZJeqAjedFA"}
{"text": "我觉得他每次都精准的想咬我的手腕就是想杀死我，他以为那是我的脖子。。他孱弱的智商无法理解我的脖子会有那么粗。。。", "question": "猫真的有杀死主人的意图吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试图把孩子培养进985的我", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "一次住北京某酒店，晚上洗完澡了无所事事想称一下体重，一站上去 110，比我两个月前整整胖了 20 斤。然后怀疑称是坏的，打电话给前台让他们换称。电话五分钟后，上来四个服务员，人手一把称。这个服务！每个称都称了一次，果然我长胖了 20 斤而不自知呵呵呵。", "question": "住宾馆时让人感觉最好的体验是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我电话线断了？好的我知道了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBRBdPd81GM1lqiaOWsH6aqaicCwyJy0BeedictgTr3EBreGNf24QvicNvQg"}
{"text": "看到她素颜的反应。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6440988"}
{"text": "为了你的霸凌对象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBEFngLicXhoqITo3obmnsb8RQ1hOjic0BqYGefmguLHic094h82IH6yTng"}
{"text": "鼠标有问题。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3101040"}
{"text": "视频会议上朋友晕倒了，赶紧送他去医院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzeaKUnaia19bWvY1QOibOvo4cXMEEovicKbfIKn88xZ22PdQib9IGvoicicqg"}
{"text": "带着各自的男女朋友来吵架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VX4vTH1JoJSZyjrFibWyPH7ibfEVlWfCxvKIicz9ckG6eVg0a7c333d9Ug"}
{"text": "肚子疼的时候你的体内大肠模拟图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9JK4nfIhB8lCQOEqTU3SVSR8uPrz1EV4aEHCzcsmSheKicvgBeDFevibg"}
{"text": "小泉家的二儿子。", "question": "用七个字让他想象出来。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993962"}
{"text": "刚才放在这里的话不见了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6733547"}
{"text": "我之前头顶一个猪 做头像，去玩狼人杀，第一晚我还没说话，大家就要把我票出去，理由是我头像是一头猪，可能没有脑子分析我#￥* ", "question": "你因为你的头像有过什么故事吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看着自来水。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5266499"}
{"text": "今天的公交车好空啊啊哈哈哈！啊哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertio7u6a3j20a008x0tg"}
{"text": "我们宿舍的大哥吃泡面很有一套，买桶面然后放超级多的水把面泡熟了捞出来放在他网购的一次性塑料碗里面拌上老干妈陈醋香油啥的，随后掏出两个鸡蛋，一个鸡蛋加上一部分的泡面汤打匀放到他的小电饭煲里炖鸡蛋羹，另一个鸡蛋打成蛋花状，和泡面汤一起放到小锅里面煮蛋花汤，还要加上紫菜虾米啥的……然后一个人唰啦唰啦的把拌方便面吃完，再把汤解决了，出去扔完垃圾以后就开始吃炖好的鸡蛋羹……吃完以后心满意足的放个屁打个嗝然后上床睡觉。", "question": "男生宿舍都发生过哪些「惊为天人」之事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是潮汕狮子吧吃牛肉这么会挑部位。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "因为买不起 10 万的。", "question": "为什么我男朋友会花 2 万买一个笔记本电脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你可能还有别的事情要做吧？嗯？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6456577"}
{"text": "请问，您决定好点什么菜了吗？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahMw1hUibTs3kV8455ox0tXbicicFfq8cfnTmNPhxfSicK3geIS1sof74MFSg"}
{"text": "相亲这件种事唯一的价值就在于：当你见到相亲对象的那一刻，你就知道你自己在介绍人眼中是个什么货色了。", "question": "大家怎么看待相亲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不读书的人总是很容易找到同类，读书的人却很难遇到知己。", "question": "一个读书与不读书的人的区别是?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出生瞬间被充满。", "question": "拼图游戏人生：大家都很熟悉的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6694213"}
{"text": "我以为是在表现爱情。", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "能不能别用我的腿灭烟", "question": null, "star": 608, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmqmuply87j612g18fwl902"}
{"text": "郭敬明：“韩寒，我弟弟。他听到的：“含含我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usHXTR4NYrGibMtagWOpLmAHiaMgueLiceiav7ec5xoaORibPRkUPo3IUox5A"}
{"text": "救救我！我被人类抓住了！（俄罗斯的熊）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "「现在我每天给它们十块钱。它们想吃什么就自己买。」", "question": "买廉价猫粮的是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上个月父母就外出了，到现在还没回来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6999493"}
{"text": "离开一会，表就显得小了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7204083"}
{"text": "文字不重要系列", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvx5vusbprj20yi1bu4jz"}
{"text": "嗯，嗯，没有发生事故。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6934712"}
{"text": "喂，姆明，过来这边。不是已经在过来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "375094"}
{"text": "深刻的记忆领工资的日子。", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "金属对我过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7XRvrXeyxqhtGOqxrx7KQFD44xXy53dcA6IicyvqTE5cdHAmjU6hMsiaA"}
{"text": "那下周可能会发生严重的悲剧...", "question": "名侦探柯南中常见的不会有人死亡的剧情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1582225"}
{"text": "游戏不会使人变得暴力，网络延迟会", "question": "如何评价美国州长认为近日连续枪击案归咎于游戏《使命召唤》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "珍稀动物正试图挣脱笼子逃出动物园的场景。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2327158"}
{"text": "哎呀，M型脱发！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6396429"}
{"text": "满街都是女生，不能输……", "question": "许多女性逛街时打扮得性感、光彩夺目，这种行为的心理基础是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唱K时连自己选的歌都抢不到话筒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4ghmXrXFXk8G3YZNZl9b5pZHvmMGWDkSUBED9LOFT9gCEGkYYqCmjmA"}
{"text": "两人为了谁先能让世界不再有战争而争吵起来。", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "先老实交代为什么要把我的脚用水泥固定住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5Mg5LeT0Uk4bZ7NebTAtPa0mTqbricibxNiayUW8HhuicXhicHk9HyOjsYewg"}
{"text": "抽奖换座位的方式能不能停止？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "92214"}
{"text": "BLACK life matter.....", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "实在戀不住了，这里应该没人吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BahLiaewhpjvUJolDXtsJXfcc4Fp9rtdb2rugHs1r09nSMyPRmgcUpibAA"}
{"text": "“也会有走光哦。”", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "353957"}
{"text": "人类的嘴巴。", "question": "请问2030年的流行语是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4176243"}
{"text": "在吸烟处看到的怪事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUialJyvR84HbkUCiatFRTHOIBhkpSqia23q0O6z9y3XE21ub29hPTsCY5eg"}
{"text": "女神在朋友圈贴了 9 张精修海岛旅行照，沙滩海岛比基尼你懂的。我上去评论说：「这景色不错啊，跟我玩那《天涯明月刀》里面的风景很像啊！」然后再没看到过女神的朋友圈了。《天涯明月刀》新版本公测资料片沧海云帆上线！私人岛屿，激情海战，让你忘掉女神！", "question": "广告 · 不会撩妹是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "？什么？，没看到已经没电了！还有30s关机！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "塔玛，塔玛！吃饭了塔玛！ 于是就弹跳着出来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2588491"}
{"text": "有时候，背后灵也是无法逃避的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5352076"}
{"text": "测视力的医生着急下班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKEibZfJP18u5Ysk9LgskbqGxplDU492qqarh2icficunrY2A38Gnt7p8rw"}
{"text": "盲肠开刀完来探病的全部都是搞笑艺人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibibSLPE6LN6pMYPpmI2Xr0euGCgGPu7jgDxJWN3etYZRujOiatuBIvficg"}
{"text": "谁把厕所灯关了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4lm6uwvb6j20mv0mvwg5"}
{"text": "答应我，一辈子爱我！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322589"}
{"text": "你爸把你的零分试卷错当成演讲稿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVS9fj9dYu3kZmT9I6ojMv5rliaD8pDzKbTqErNS8YZEpBf7eSv1FAM8g"}
{"text": "假扮成选手跑去第一排观看比赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goxmdxv6qjj30ci0el7af"}
{"text": "美妙的驾驶体验", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3344082"}
{"text": "E", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzzaNVaFLPInl8ica0EMUp4wEiciboDfNBdgDELK2vzRVTrEPGFwOyfqouibA"}
{"text": "八嘎压路", "question": null, "star": 227, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "突然间回过神来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3111410"}
{"text": "rolling in the deep ——往死里卷", "question": "有哪些信、达、不雅的翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从我毕业之后，母校的世界排名就一路飙升，看来是扫清了成为世界一流大学的重要障碍。不知自己会不会因为操纵世界大学排名而被追究责任。。。", "question": "如何看待 2020 QS 世界大学排名？反映了哪些趋势，有哪些学校值得关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有一只眼睛的人", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "别拿遥控器！广告很短的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6O4VInNo8FyNzd3QfS3bKwagx6ArtOW9CJnE8nDAlueZFicN1iaC1PCyibQ"}
{"text": "去本地最大的猫咖上班途中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibhTtPlFZ46VPEByVXAUJSzPI7YJ8LwyIjEWtIhewSL3FHZQB7ibwh8TQ"}
{"text": "感觉像是选手宣言要开始了，那么是红组还是白组先说就由你们决定。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1668803"}
{"text": "打电话叫附近的外卖，我只要说「喂」，对方就说「好」。就可以挂电话了。", "question": "你觉得自己牛逼在哪儿？为什么会这样觉得？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "已经三天没有发生案件了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfj4zVqibcia7BlVQHUzJwSLAT8djtyaT8cQ2TaPKr6kLUGlkZerwTYOVoLwpXdTW4ILEj0xGqUJxO6g"}
{"text": "无法理解从城市特意搬来的人们的心情。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 163, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "有点感冒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr7kr71cj20u00vjq82"}
{"text": "特に好きじゃないですけど、当時のテレビ朝日のプロデューサーから「本多君はジャイアンみたいだね」っていわれました……（都很喜欢）没有特别喜欢的某个角色，（但是）当时（日本）朝日电视台的制片人会经常对我说：“本多，你好像胖虎啊”。我：“……”", "question": "你最喜欢《哆啦A梦》中的哪个角色，喜欢的理由是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子突然带了一个非常苗条的女孩回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmunNluRxmNpMa6EzTvOmtsMdBHGCvNe39KZjrozLO80ejjsEIG1NlLQ"}
{"text": "和去世的慈祥祖母一模一样，性格非常和蔼。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "4847692"}
{"text": "不知道要看哪里。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6997100"}
{"text": "我放在房间的四个衣架子你们见了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVSGU2CGZZTSQdGgzOF5Y4khDbNndqsHvbfgEMxzvraJlicnTWVXAhzVw"}
{"text": "姑娘，如果你不想变成啊哈，就向右转吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5984345"}
{"text": "不经意地展示自己喜欢七福神的周边商品。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6795949"}
{"text": "可是已经五点该下班了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyZaE8vWewgXqTCjPZWRztDlwicUbtvk3D21Dx7qiaobkbOj6PX6YJROYw"}
{"text": "右后腿和尾巴同时不见了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "刚刚给你的红牌后面是我的电话号码哟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I55cthF3Dgzb2I4kj3wHgC6xcupJU558tgicJCEbnexk3WRAmqdYhdXGA"}
{"text": "谢谢你爱我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1319319"}
{"text": "你这是陷猫于不义。", "question": "在火灾中，如果救猫自己就有 50% 的概率会死，救不救？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "写着中了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5180391"}
{"text": "哪里悲剧了！大家最后不都找到自己亲生父亲了吗多么皆大欢喜啊。。萧峰找到了萧远山，慕容复找到了慕容博，段誉找到了段延庆，虚竹找到了玄慈，一大票子女娃娃找到了段正淳…… 一直觉得天龙八部应该改名为《大家一起找爸爸》或者《段誉你妹啊！》才对。", "question": "《天龙八部》是个悲剧吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接诈骗电话。你好，我是某某部门，你涉嫌洗钱……我打断：洗钱罪是公安机关负责侦查，你一某某部门哪来的权限？呃（想了十秒），我们是协办，你得到 xx 区 xx 路来报道……再次打断：我地址没有变化，如果有涉嫌犯罪直接叫公安上门抓我好了。嘟嘟嘟……又一次。我是某某公安局，你涉嫌 xx 犯罪，你来拿传票。我：这个案件到什么阶段了啊？侦查阶段，检察起诉阶段还是审判阶段啊？呃……审判阶段……我：审判阶段应该法院寄传票，况且我既没被侦查过也没被审查起诉过，怎么直接就到审判阶段了？嘟嘟嘟……", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按下了十连抽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkqx9eyo7wj30ci0eltcx"}
{"text": "任务无响应", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq30XbudU1stLolflicJ1CdTCaP0onRRHfpQibzibuYetPeIcmQtn6vJVlOg"}
{"text": "花了一晚上时间给老婆解释第一个好友是谁。", "question": "如何评价「2016 微信公开课 PRO 版」的刷屏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到了不能被其看到后背的替身使者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hard5olxpzj30ci0el77w"}
{"text": "观众离得太近所以逃脱魔术很难变", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfWpkRhkNHT5GpXFyFleoW1YI23prhovRqJkEFAQfY4s2JFuyOj9E6rQ"}
{"text": "已经兔年了啊", "question": null, "star": 488, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hacdp9q8o8j61401hcthy02"}
{"text": "哦？没关系吗？哦？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1546750"}
{"text": "白色的粉末。", "question": "红薯的原材料", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6275073"}
{"text": "替换部件", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "620002"}
{"text": "请问您是不是第一志愿没被录取？", "question": "我委婉拒绝相亲男后有点后悔了，找他聊天时，他说去洗澡，其实去玩游戏了，是不是没戏了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就是你要捐不需要的左眼是吧？很好，好孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kvw3G2iaWgcw3SiaLRskONHNEXxrt49cMboyGk56MPYP8MZ8jYbnaVUZw"}
{"text": "首先我是一个富二代 ", "question": "知乎上回答问题最霸气的开场白是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大的/小的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGiblj3NpOGbH2bjkUoGUvQzS2MsEibibhSWIdmpicricA6iabH7yalUI3Y2Ig"}
{"text": "室友拿出一包饼干，饼干受潮变软了。室友说：「我的饼干……了。」(没听清)我说：「我们说嗝了。」室友甲：「我们说皮了。」室友乙：「我们说稀了。」……关键是，我们都是湖北人。", "question": "有哪些你天真地误以为是普通话词汇的方言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我曾经拥有过四颗星星。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 183, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "对面那个食堂更大谈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk79NjnPibln9qu79L9Rho0zLZTDKF4hoZ37HDxFkOx9Gyh2bJZDQCCpicQ"}
{"text": "石头剪刀布！我走一步……」「石头剪刀布！我走一步……」「石头剪刀布！我走一步……」「石头剪……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi4fjzzb1kj30ci0eljwp"}
{"text": "彼此彼此。", "question": "孩子对我说「妈妈你好普通啊」？作为家长我应该怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无法确认是否变长了。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "讨厌的患者出院了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzy34jgjolj30ci0elq62"}
{"text": "是手机还有三十秒关机", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "这是老酸奶，不够嫩。下次请你吃个不老的。", "question": "上班去公司只带了一盒酸奶，旁边朋友看了说我吃独食，请问该怎么怼回去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静香大哥说“我们来玩个鸡肉比赛吧”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268496"}
{"text": "真的，对不起（1756年-1824年）。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6901757"}
{"text": "找到了剔牙的工具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0yMOlGNgVibBDMBSmg26mL8pjY3tBfBPOicWAeehZeOGHjfaUAX1iaWnFA"}
{"text": "右边的翅膀被了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIV1jlCLRh8IjMGWvgsIfJySbW4CjOE36EahUm9UXmd94ycvjPZJiczeYg"}
{"text": "败者复活战的中文意思是“败者复活战”，也可以理解为“败者复活竞赛”或“败者逆袭战”。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6086770"}
{"text": "听说亲戚家的熊孩子要来玩不由得抱紧了自己的玩真", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GCdTibnibr3YIWEwb2rVxPOcwAax9Efqd9PH45jBdoIeocqo3RRNKg9LQ"}
{"text": "蚊帐快要顶不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2ic7EmAkwAOVwC7w7lhTzevpQLoONf2oiazrdALnt0dngQAU5bwD2CcIHA"}
{"text": "你来的正是时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbqibbKPadJQSB63X3e9FOIMLZNc0LYUFAM05iaVXqw9zrUIbpIgVvoFrw"}
{"text": "一场暴乱让本不富裕的家庭获得了一人沙发和一套西装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHZd9JxTCtb0pLFoaScK2L0OXaShibt8SE95nS4hLrt4rU3QDwQ2gRWOA"}
{"text": "一会儿有人一挂，没人在意我们的饭钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKLegaicAjbm3cnx6AF8z6ddLuEiaSMoZZ7zIMEqTwIIdWJLn2juibsfY1A"}
{"text": "取色笔取色中……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "黑暗的雷电", "question": "把这个名牌商品拍得像厨房用品一样普通点可以吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265129"}
{"text": "扫地机器人的工作人员", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7353971"}
{"text": "我发誓再也不去猫咖了", "question": null, "star": 194, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzs73c7mbgj60u819edlt02"}
{"text": "有些词无法投稿，请换个说法。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 77, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "本期作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESiciaUMrI554cVtehvbbibG22r4edqclNhl77ytdfTuVJHggO7x4d2eWMg"}
{"text": "阅读教科书，觉得自己啥都不懂，想马上放弃这门学科，因为公式不会推导，概念理解不清晰。阅读科普书，觉得自己一个下午就基本了解这个学科的大概，有一种学科大老板指点江山的感觉，感觉自己就是下一个科普书当中的主角。", "question": "教科书和科普书有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就算太极拳对糖尿病有疗效，这钱也应该归武当派。", "question": "如何看待福建中医药大学副校长「太极拳对糖尿病康复研究」获经费 880 万，太极拳对糖尿病有疗效吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "分遗产分的太细", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RvqEIJT39xQqPgSeE7WxnyicYvsuJmXoS8VzO3HB1N1by41QXJGSvtBnSlN9LKEibudzcJD7VyfCOA"}
{"text": "我这两年才发现，这大概就是艺人的样子吧。", "question": "害虫不如人类，但比人类低级。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3093928"}
{"text": "请把你会的歌全部嗡一遍。", "question": "如果你变成了蚊子，如何让别人知道你是人类？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在舞步的拐角处用小指碰到疼得还没喊出声的脸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4554282"}
{"text": "被命令在殿上切腹。", "question": "为什么那个头脑不清的武士被命令在殿上切腹呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5899465"}
{"text": "啊？我都是以为自己流鼻涕了一直往回吸…", "question": "为什么半夜睡觉流鼻血的时候会突然醒来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过多敲门有危险。", "question": "敲门声。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4724682"}
{"text": "帮我关下灯 谢谢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "命运的相遇", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5784372"}
{"text": "虽然穿着，但还是不放心...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1508396"}
{"text": "贷款竞争的题目", "question": "害虫不如人类，但比人类低级。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3093928"}
{"text": "工匠是什么意思呢？", "question": null, "star": 222, "type": "I2T", "image": "5246234"}
{"text": "做个包皮手术，基友在群里吼了一声，五分钟后泌尿科处置室人满为患。", "question": "学医的去看病是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就是 170cm 大长腿女友，穿着牛仔短裤，扎着马尾，在我下场时候帮我拧瓶盖，场上场下所有男生盯着我的那一瞬间。这就是我打篮球的高光时刻！", "question": "你打篮球有什么高光时刻么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你为什么不敢看着我的眼睛告诉我你脸上的东西是怎么回事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmuAAPHiaw8Iv11b2vBDtJuO7vmHHBDQm4faJ9MicBKeRrwVTc0Rnh9v3A"}
{"text": "爸爸的家族里出了个陌生的叔叔。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "588043"}
{"text": "显然是错在名字啊，要取名叫做次世代育种优培技术就好了。", "question": "转基因到底错在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一辈子都记得在我表哥婚礼上替我哥挡酒，醉了以后拉着我哥和嫂子敬酒时说的那句：「好吃不过饺子，好玩不过嫂子！」还记得说完这句话之后全场亲朋好友鸦雀无声的尴尬⋯⋯", "question": "你见过的最奇葩的撒酒疯是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打垫话", "question": null, "star": 1014, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "大丈夫！我不能休息！", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 53, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "嗯，我是个帅哥，所以有个女朋友、妻子、细君或老婆。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6953969"}
{"text": "匡衡家新搬来的邻居实在是太小气了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKDXg6VN1Zia0jTxXm1FnJuZpbE7ibOV1qCrEkBQccuEWsfCsjZ0ic3hpBg"}
{"text": "玩到这关时已经死了4个人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es1ilzrf7xj208t0aijt6"}
{"text": "周六晚上五点播出，收视率没问题吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4796487"}
{"text": "另一片天空", "question": "杰尼斯社长丑闻引发的节目名称波及", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373633"}
{"text": "你好像知道得太多了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4721916"}
{"text": "同学们绝对会大吃一惊的。前两个学期你先假装自己是副班主任，等到第三个学期中间再告诉他们你是转学生，怎么样？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6O50u2kcibmgp9ibWwwhM1pE9ArMvcXWvlYDxgXouEHFy3tArrqXiaLRA1g"}
{"text": "个人住房贷款", "question": "你的生活被拍成了电影，那么这部电影的标题是什么呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3424575"}
{"text": "妻子的娘家。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5730386"}
{"text": "吃大排档的时候见过一个烧烤师傅洗工作服。衣服泡在盆里、然后右手随意抓起一把洗衣粉熟练地均匀撒在衣服上。(๑> <๑）", "question": "各行各业的人在非工作时间会有怎样的「职业习惯」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "'m looking for my sunglasses!", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmiaZY3xFkbjSXUFc74ZqAiaf2vhBzicum0jgjohq1pVkh7hrOnm780iavibhw"}
{"text": "毛茸茸的家伙们都是这样的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5705479"}
{"text": "燃气警报响了我下去看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60wicu78WdW7Z2SOw8GvH2XtEyyPunda5OvHA8aw9anOUl8qeVdqMYLoQ"}
{"text": "思想包很重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VJEdaKUyvZ9CrWRsiaLGLIdL53lUH1RFm5AXS8PNkIh4nAnpjCRdMFoQ"}
{"text": "广岛40年代最火的时尚穿搭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrAeShhxSELxXOFpr7QpkA1XQnGrU5IFMaibs9KqkVGPHbD5nzLYNfTPA"}
{"text": "女：帅哥换个座呗？我：怎么了？女：你看我们买票的时候没调好座位，我想跟我男朋友坐一块。我：可我也想跟你男朋友坐一块。 ", "question": "怎么礼貌拒绝火车上情侣换座位?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前奏太长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicXxMDUI8V8kqK6gcB6hCahe3usicvtULVYJ0NcOhxytiaM0rkgBxrlV9Ig"}
{"text": "进公司一个月的时候，跟着领导去吃饭，我刚给领导敬完酒，领导突然冒出了一句：「小海啊，你大学是学化学的吧？」我心想「领导不愧是领导啊，就是高，我隐藏得这么深都被发现了」。赶忙答应了一声：「您真厉害，一下就看出来了！」领导喝了一口酒，又缓缓地说道：「你们学化学的敬酒的时候，非要把酒瓶商标转到手心那面才倒酒。」我竟无言以对。", "question": "是什么行为让你一不小心暴露了身份？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新石器时代人类平均寿命约 20 岁。不是不致癌，主要是来不及。", "question": "原始人用烧烤烹饪食物为何不致癌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果带着麦当劳的优惠券，就能得到颜色不同的奖励吗？", "question": "SDGs是可持续发展目标的缩写，它要求我们必须采取行动来保护地球和人类社会。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160287"}
{"text": "大巴车突然消失了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz4umO6mXLkUsoPxaHoDZNxBuAg640QicLic2ibn7IpHEs4RIgUCMialhB7sg"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈让我先笑半个小时……最近爆火大破记录的这部电影（没错我说的就是 44 亿票的《战狼 2》），开始的时候找过我的一个朋友做编剧。朋友当时也很有兴趣合作，然而……因为种种原因最后没有合作成，当然，双方的关系依然非常友好，也结下了友谊。（电影里撤侨桥段里，最后军舰炮轰叛军的段落就是用了他原来一本小说里的桥段，是他本人许可的。）说起来朋友当初没接这个项目有很多原因，其中一个就是……要随剧组去非洲。他听说去非洲要打十多种疫苗，从小怕打针的他就很顾虑（当然这只是很多理由的其中一个）。恭喜某人，和 40 亿票房编剧的头衔擦身而过……作为一个落井下石的朋友，我还最后撒了把盐。我对他说：想开点，天下的事情放都自有天命注定，而且……………………假如你当初来写这个剧本的话，可能就没这么高的票房了啊。（微笑脸）对吧~奥斯卡大大~", "question": "有一份去非洲的工作，要去吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "月亮并不希望那样！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7054255"}
{"text": "我生完娃后，老公很长一段时间只要一抱娃就腰痛，我估计他就是月子没坐好。", "question": "为什么西方女人不坐月子，中国女人必须坐月子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "导师：你的研究需要有一些创新点我：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiat03R4Whx63uuCLvTQwLNqUH2hNNfB24PibfdnzZePN7vkzTKFkgtgWw"}
{"text": "安倍的新口罩。", "question": "最近不太想看到的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5353427"}
{"text": "你在做防暑措施吗？", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6529662"}
{"text": "架势要摆好。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1192631"}
{"text": "把养了多年的Bob送归自然", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicZQLGwaianRe9tB7US7r0ME5VhpNhJkwFvnVBsU05N6YJ0JGdSkLrZ2w"}
{"text": "讲个自己初中时候干的事。我拿 pH 试纸在蓝黑墨水瓶里蘸了下，拿去问老师这个算啥。老师惊问：「你从哪儿找到这么强碱性的东西！」", "question": "化学领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友新买了一台 A6，花了五十万，刚买完，降价了 5 万。你看我多好，没买，赚了 5 万。", "question": "有哪些「贫穷让我躲过了一劫」的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我二十岁时尝试喝啤酒，但失败了。酒精对我来说最高只能承受3%，微微的醉意正好合适。", "question": "2018年的个人新闻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4076427"}
{"text": "拉链（扩大100倍）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec8zqav6twj20bb0a7dgi"}
{"text": "傻瓜和白痴", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 242, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "富士康Kitty", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVCrDviblMibnByyp6HDZ6fPic474Elf1Zjdc7WicicMFcp50Lkfua24Ibibqg"}
{"text": "搜索：th的正确发音口型", "question": null, "star": 691, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjrg64yojfj611l1d2grk02"}
{"text": "鹰翔", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "2083231"}
{"text": "请注意，有个陌生的小男孩在你家附近转悠，请小心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4130325"}
{"text": "昨天真的偶然去了一趟，完全是碰巧的。", "question": "黑洞的另一边", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2241189"}
{"text": "不要去陌生人婚礼上蹭吃蹭喝", "question": null, "star": 123, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbj87nt3t7j61401hc7bm02"}
{"text": "我妈觉得我冷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8pgicQaoeJGtHLHGjj58XX5h6NI7Iuhqicib2aaEq1bgOeX0BqjuqTXTAQ"}
{"text": "（挪←「请用茶」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0v9hh6idjj30ci0eljt6"}
{"text": "给你五块钱。任务是你去楼下的花园里抓到三只蜗牛，然后做三个纸盒子把蜗牛装起来。三个纸盒子一个要做成圆形，一个要做成等边三角形，一个要做成正方形。然后分别去你舅舅、伯伯、外公家挖三坨泥土，放在盒子里。然后去街上找到三只毛色不同的流浪狗，并且搜集它们的一根毛。必须是下雨天。然后将三根毛分别修剪成 2 厘米，3 厘米，4 厘米，插在土里，2 厘米的插入 0.25 厘米，3 厘米的插入 0.5 厘米，4 厘米的插入 1 厘米然后一盒放在冰箱上，一盒放在空调上，一盒放在电脑上。然后你就可以获得五块钱啦！开不开心！白给你钱哦！！", "question": "如何看待那些不愿意花时间集五福的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我喜欢你......」，「你嘴巴放干净点！」", "question": "你和恋人发过最记忆深刻的短信/微信/段子是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刘备：子龙，阿斗呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNPDSzHMLEuZczcVokKWGYVFugh5n6gAqm5NXzEqpbKWLCia9wVJE5ZJQ"}
{"text": "门牙认证", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SqnYIHa49xdRTG8ZeJhNT1ba9bna3faSBablCgmpF2wXR7HicRqiagqwwN3jKIeGNS6ghchicaHmI9w"}
{"text": "女朋友梳双马尾最可爱啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "你好好拉屎，别再偷看我俩的好事了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "这是全新的新产品！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6732232"}
{"text": "我写的是其实一切都是邻居策划好的，因为邻居家卖鸡卖不出去，半夜掐鸡脖子让鸡叫，打扰周围的邻居，又因为这位邻居是刚搬进来的，周围被打扰的也不好说什么，就只好花钱买他的鸡委婉提醒。最后邻居又搬走了，来到新的地方继续让别人买他的鸡。后来他成为了一名富有的养鸡大户。", "question": "2021 年江西中考作文材料出自「邻人烹鸡」，有哪些好的立意方向？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊啊啊！他刚才说话了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1h52XsYNSw5Qg3SCqibpiaQF9X3UtQLrVLHxKXZM5kBYylQIURicChickeA"}
{"text": "你喜欢狗吗？我从它们的气味就能知道！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6589872"}
{"text": "我在夫人的屁股上抹了碳粉，刚刚谁趁乱摸了我夫人一眼可知！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVcIy5PWS6wKoFwwQnc5ibzw4Cv1RYC1DBa5jKljVH4RtTUmbCkrhtZibw"}
{"text": "听说丈夫下落不明后妻子脸上的表情难以隐藏内心的不安", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grozc9jhyjj60ci0el46b02"}
{"text": "时光机", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "快点！两分钟后，从右边来的人会说拉面到啦！", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "excel不小心按到了自动填充", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibiaD3YFfm4WfPTdjGaGkvbTatXGHerD6PsoMOicTmXQxrMSAaO8hglBMw"}
{"text": "我一哥们昨天刚和媳妇领完离婚证回来，大致情形是这样的——一家人一起看元宵晚会，这首歌出现，媳妇噌地坐直背叫了一声「卧槽」，其实她是无意的，但是婆婆也在场呀，这下儿子脸上挂不住了，然后就吵起来了，不知怎么吵狠了就把电视机砸了，然后就发展到昨天领证。当然了，这首歌只是导火索，性质上等同萨拉热窝事件，不算作背景原因。", "question": "如何评价《婆婆就是妈》这首歌的价值取向？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "50年后「爸比告诉我嘛！海水为什么是咸的？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp7ze7ooshj30ci0el434"}
{"text": "身上别带钱。", "question": "斗地主有什么技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老板能不能给我换一份工作？我不想再继续切洋葱了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvS3pDHjff0tBia95IAwCImnDwiaBJ7TYdMa3bN79csnfKHRxOhzHW33GAA"}
{"text": "有。因为它有惯性。", "question": "情感有质量吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "工资发放日是13号。", "question": "请降低那部电影的紧张感。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "7109323"}
{"text": "「这是唐老鸭被杀前留下的笔记，我得马上给大家看！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9yvwmhwddj20c50ctta6"}
{"text": "找到了喜欢的食物但上面长满了霉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZVYJvEr7ObCvFiaUwkMqU9J7yGX5mYKI2hEJuvArBw4R0Kb1tTlWLPXg"}
{"text": "快起床，散步时间到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hitwd5in7kj30ci0elwfb"}
{"text": "一觉醒来发现脖子和腰上的止痛贴不见了", "question": null, "star": 156, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9chf28hg6j61401hcwo302"}
{"text": "我刚才绊倒了一栋楼你过去破坏一下听到了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grwq7n6pagj30ci0eldod"}
{"text": "烦死了，别说了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4682530"}
{"text": "哎呀！没想到身体先走了！", "question": null, "star": 209, "type": "I2T", "image": "1363934"}
{"text": "唉，一出事这东西就准坏！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2923376"}
{"text": "孩子被DANDAN撞倒了。", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "柯南就是工藤新一，我明白了。", "question": "反过来，如果工藤新一以外的人变成了孩子，通常会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5984267"}
{"text": "说明天就还。", "question": "教儿子减法，个位不够要向十位借，儿子问「十位不肯借怎么办」该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "two car pong pong", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "这个是谁掉的？", "question": null, "star": 658, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqdd4kvto4j612x1bs49702"}
{"text": "真遇到过类似的事，坐火车，对面睡一妹子，我在吃花生，花生放在小桌子上。她醒来也开始吃，我虽然纳闷，但没阻止，我继续吃，她一看我也吃，有点恼怒了，吃的更快了，好像我俩在比赛吃花生一样。然后我到站了，拿起剩下的花生袋子就走了，她就喊，我的花生！我回一句，我的！（是不是有点像广告？）然后到了寝室，收拾包时，发现我的花生好好的躺在包里…………………………", "question": "在食堂吃饭时对面的陌生妹子突然吃了一口你的菜，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「臭小子，离我儿子远一点！」「好的，岳父大人。」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868vmLI1skgxbnScCCBHndIRZRAzvrHFRwY2tAhibajoIVaw2qTVAXhgHA"}
{"text": "嘻嘻哈哈，抓住来看看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3051153"}
{"text": "小兰，是我！我终于变回大人了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egjvk1m1lwj20b50cowf6"}
{"text": "一个顾客走进一家牛排店，要一块牛排：C：服务员牵来一头牛，给了顾客一把大刀，笑道，请享用！C++：服务员牵来一头牛，给了顾客主厨刀、削皮刀、剔骨刀、片刀、砍刀、美工刀……堆满在桌上，笑道，请享用！顾客一脸懵逼，但看到邻桌的老大爷用挥舞双截棍的姿势使用美工刀切出一块完美的牛排，于是也模仿起来。后来他住院了。Java：服务员端上牛排和餐具，顾客正要享用，服务员开始介绍吃牛排的步骤，事无巨细，喋喋不休，说了三个小时顾客才能开始切牛排。还是 Java：服务员端上牛排和餐具，笑道，请享用！顾客吃了起来。吃得正开心，突然服务员大吼一声，停！一队清洁工走到顾客身边开始打扫卫生，吸地擦桌，好不热闹，过了好一会儿，服务员才说，请继续享用！C#：这间餐馆和之前某家看起来一模一样，但是到处都贴着大大小小的横幅：我们这家比隔壁那家好。Python：服务员端上牛排和餐具，并附上一把游标卡尺，叮嘱顾客要严格按照某个尺寸吃，否则会食物中毒甚至死亡。Ruby：服务员听说顾客要牛排，带着顾客出了门。顾客不明所以，被领到一条铁轨上，服务员说，请您坐在铁轨上，才能吃我们家的牛排，谢谢。Swift：服务员端上牛排和餐具，笑道，请享用！顾客吃得正开心，服务员又端来一块牛排，笑道，我们有新的牛排，请您务必吃下，但食用前请将你您刚吃下的牛排吐干净。JavaScript：服务员端上一块猪排，笑道，您闭上眼睛吃，想着它是牛排，它吃起来就跟牛排一模一样！Objective-C：顾客点菜时发现每道菜的名字都有一两页长，而且服务员非要听全名否则不给点，最后顾客点了一个璃莹殇·安洁莉娜·樱雪羽晗灵·（知乎日报注：此处编辑删掉了一万多字）·兰尼·丽塔吉娜·洛丽丝牛排。PHP：服务员端上牛排和餐具，大声说道，我们家的牛排是最好吃的！并坚持顾客跟着说一遍才能开始进餐。", "question": "各个编程语言都有哪些「黑点」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有女友的队友都爆炸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etrw2vraimj20a907x3zg"}
{"text": "我不是在嫌弃你哦……不过……你知道还有别的报恩方式吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicyrhLcIhslL7F0I12dISTj725lkCJ0rpJkXL4UNicsn3rf9Mws4W3OQQ"}
{"text": "再开快点就能除掉附身女鬼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fplp8l5a5ij208p0e2wfg"}
{"text": "重塑雕像的权利", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "这是从身体里出来的铁锈。", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "电机", "question": "举个越变越大就越麻烦的东西的例子。", "star": 4712, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306010"}
{"text": "所以洗这件t恤需要用牙膏吗", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "暑假最后一天变成暑假的第一天。", "question": "暑假结束了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6681466"}
{"text": "Bob 每天都能拿到买三个苹果的零花钱，那他爸爸的零花钱是多少呢？“你明白了吗！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6744446"}
{"text": "嘿嘿~总算甩掉那俩丧户了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi0zd9igc3j30ci0el42v"}
{"text": "为什么不用角呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2253161"}
{"text": "“我想你了”“666”————————钢铁直男？不存在的。。。振金直男了。。。", "question": "钢铁直男会怎么回复你说的\"我想你了\"？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别煽动是非。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7161052"}
{"text": "乌龟输掉比赛。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的兔子和乌龟。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3803396"}
{"text": "「五分钟后再不来患者咱们十一点半去吃饭。」", "question": "哪些话一说出口就知道是 flag？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "格式刷", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "下面那个像打开的封面一样的东西容易坏。", "question": "关于某件事的常见情况/经验分享", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5368397"}
{"text": "下个月可能失业。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4032813"}
{"text": "刚才睡了。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "四两拨千斤", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "但是，被卷进去了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6679277"}
{"text": "课上老师说露肚皮会拉肚子课下我和我的同学个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcB81AhSX2jDdGuPGVr38Bl5W0QOZ75y96xC0icI4uXtom7p38jSrvmKrw"}
{"text": "大哥，还加个钟不？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20ROB9Zwr8vhEoTjscKguWB6ljJUjSdHQwcJ5tGaYwaianz7NhfjyQW4A"}
{"text": "冠军之路最强训练家", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5455310"}
{"text": "Cat? I don't have one. is said so confidently that every time, I can get past Mr. Oyama.", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5960354"}
{"text": "老师 我会！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "杨。。。杨教授，我真的电不动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrqwF8ktY5OiayppqWBnJ0DqGtqMbUib0Q2NzSqhjGWl7hxIMxYZuiciauWQ"}
{"text": "爸爸，想清楚，以后你可能也要坐轮椅的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJjGvae6bBUBYVxvE7NRmNXtyiaNnnMLLouVlpcSyMWkxhvSZhYv12I0w"}
{"text": "穷人总在想我该怎么做？ 富人总在做。", "question": "穷人和富人有哪些不同的特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加注评论真的让我非常开心。", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 165, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "我在便利店出事了。", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "今天的风，有点喧嚣啊~", "question": "女生在你面前不小心放屁，该说些什么让对方不尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别说牛顿了，诺贝尔自己都没获奖。", "question": "牛顿为什么没有获得诺贝尔奖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我知道了，犯人就是", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAgzGwziaVLJcUk6iaDVwHqSSDKyfmrHGz1iaibqtAFps9glKia8odDWOsicYA"}
{"text": "只能暂停0.01秒的时间。", "question": "抽奖的失败框里好像能抽到1次10日元的几率。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5781865"}
{"text": "你说了像小熊维尼这样的话，是你的错。", "question": null, "star": 2479, "type": "I2T", "image": "5643865"}
{"text": "是感冒药！快跑啊！要溶解了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtoarpdlulj30ci0el77m"}
{"text": "演奏出错的人会被投在大屏幕上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQgaaMfibt3uI3nCsQibaUXzppJH1bto3MZYVXbibQn5DITiaCcv3JrWQ86Q"}
{"text": "上课铃响后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g5fmk1naf1j20u00w4445"}
{"text": "我的折叠刀是王者之剑！", "question": "蒂姆蒂姆仿佛变得越来越像个厨子了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496901"}
{"text": "蜡烛的数量增加了。", "question": "我越来越觉得我已经老了。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6087375"}
{"text": "物质上自己满足自己，然后找一个精神上和生理上都能互相满足的。", "question": "女人到底该跟什么样的男人结婚，精神上懂你的，还是物质上满足你的，难以两全?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小指的抽屉里有棍子。", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "好轻啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5240453"}
{"text": "早期百度网盘员工在捏紧网线限制网速", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGbszrLrJKUEPKfnRrZU11wn1UndahoVErpDicWtwBPZ8fl2V8RvLVUVEw"}
{"text": "别听他们的馊主意，对你妈好一点，买点肥料，一天施一次肥，没几天就死了", "question": "家中有人种植罂粟3株(接近成熟)，劝其销毁不听，应该怎么处理最为恰当？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“这个冷吐槽一点也不好笑”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "比起那个，还是先移植双手比较重要", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "没有中间商赚差价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNjXES23O3Nkcx2lMcSJuY8IFCjbBWU05bibA9VMHB52PndDjH7XT4vFA"}
{"text": "比较喜欢纯天然不含任何化学物质的食物……", "question": "如何优雅地表达「我化学没学好」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么说呢……简直把我当狗一样对待……（变声器）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi7s3ogmtij210j137n5d"}
{"text": "肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNYiaUV2ZaGBOjpMoibTJHW3F4pJmxdibjS3uxmyvzm6v8SDI3yv6tndTGg"}
{"text": "往河里撒尿就会变成鱼竿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "坚持住！马上就到大海了！谢谢你好心猫！", "question": null, "star": 803, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8svszo51wj61401hctim02"}
{"text": "两个人不一起拍照就无法进行面部识别了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7053450"}
{"text": "坐在车筐里拿下第一名后对第二名进行了嘲笑", "question": null, "star": 198, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "猫犭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "“我没有见过可疑的人哦喵”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "神啊，是这个人先举手向我攻击的，我是受害者。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3133145"}
{"text": "你的眼镜怎么挂在脸上的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarP06bsS0h04mRfvOAWu9WZDG5GF9KoS3v7WHexVweRXnQHq03Io5l4qw"}
{"text": "说了多少次了？等甲方打完尾款再骂他！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPkiaxeYmia3lsKHCyH5iaxbHsgqwUib6LONmt91hEs0kCXSeU4lhDSuOqSQ"}
{"text": "你这一准黄疽没跑啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8mano3gtqj20g20f779d"}
{"text": "会谈在新加坡最豪华的酒店举行！费用由你们支付！不错。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3604816"}
{"text": "我听到了可爱的声音，于是满有信心地回头，却发现是正在散步的小狗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7002872"}
{"text": "孙子。", "question": "父亲节送什么礼物给父亲呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "军犬中暑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWVviaHFgOsbGuQYBtKfL7XeFnQm4fGFfPkljKA5RVIzvZXtYwia1gU6nQ"}
{"text": "伊藤一郎 -> 伊藤一郎（Yoshihiro Ito）", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "你完了，你彻底完了参加公务员、事业单位考试，政审将无法通过不得购买超过 40 平方的房产和 2 座以上的机动车，电瓶车每次充电只允许充 40%银行不向你发放任何性质的贷款、信用卡，储蓄卡一旦超过 500 块直接强制扣划并充公出门不得乘坐高铁、动车、飞机，连硬卧和汽车卧铺都不准，坐公交地铁只能站，有座也不行国企别想了，私企上班工资减半，加班时间翻倍，无绩效奖金怼主席的记录将会计入档案，并在档案封面盖章“无组织无纪律小能手”，跟随终身手机入网永远 1 格信号，且不得使用 3G 及以上通讯网络所有网游、手游、steam、epic、育碧反正各种，一旦发现立刻销号，好友账号一并消除，连坐还有结婚和子女方面的限制我就不说了，因为基本上就告别传宗接代了公开场合硬怼学生会主席，奥斯卡编剧都不敢这么打草稿，我打字手都在抖", "question": "学生会主席在开会，我公开怼了他，目前还想在学生会待，对外宣布已经开除了，我有什么好的办法力挽狂澜吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁被狐狸附身了？（提示：手）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6688074"}
{"text": "天空啊", "question": "请问大家，Gw在说什么傻话呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7140406"}
{"text": "大女儿带了男朋友来。", "question": null, "star": 717, "type": "I2T", "image": "6056060"}
{"text": "是的，我的生命线更长！（18米）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4109069"}
{"text": "马桶冲力太强了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdRAzLdlLC1M0OP2taBOOQWV0SPzGIenT9c7X34XQia9YicHBicd7hoOibkw"}
{"text": "我们只是说了'秃头'，但是说'男性生殖器官'的是他！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5464639"}
{"text": "停电了在黑暗中找到蜡烛点燃后发现不对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuVGVynTuGF1JPuicRxloGNyhUibsIV5OkNxkicDk9SlfibUFmF75dMmUhjg"}
{"text": "拿摄像头对着屏幕拍摄时，拍摄画面会闪烁，为什么呢？因为电脑屏幕用的是交流电。当时我就惊呆了。", "question": "你都见过什么样的计算机盲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "习惯了以第三人称视角并且用方向键控制汽车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEtA3Lvj09iaL06CYRz7Bc1EV4GjRCDwz9MibdCThp6GicJ7BMCYnqPnb1A"}
{"text": "终于结束了哦w", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486427"}
{"text": "算了。", "question": "成年人的心动是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不爱上幼儿园，或者去了在路上哭泣。我女儿说：爸爸，人是自由的，为什么要上学？你也不要上班了。我深以为然。", "question": "小孩子哪些看似无理取闹的行为蕴含了深层的原因？怎么应对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生说每天只能喝一杯啤酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwmowoh2xwj30ci0el0x9"}
{"text": "我觉得我很适合本公司", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "第二代美食之王", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232048"}
{"text": "请停止性骚扰。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494057"}
{"text": "我原以为我见过那个妖怪，没想到是你啊。", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "通下水的师傅也迟到太久了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjr5Uatw6GUiaCpzaVA5uRN1DxscxwrvWWVnVYxoLYF0mISE9wo5Fs3rA"}
{"text": "当你同桌向你解释你的饮料不见的原因是自己偷偷溜走的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcTia32Lb0c96DWskPX2qvJOMdFv23df9gSlK3zNdPZRuGxuG0aLHLyfg"}
{"text": "卡里有钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGc0jzc55dHEI9IicIfKF96vjD8IiaND3EpvRcnDEQgL22eRGHLWzN8wibvw"}
{"text": "优点：可以防止健忘。缺点：可能会变得迟钝。", "question": "告诉我健忘的好处和坏处。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3325308"}
{"text": "虎毒不食指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNUKd9x5kR2uiajHico0icJia1BaBG3lDM0mAcNeNGPQ8Ojn8tgcNib5qrFiag"}
{"text": "小五郎了「我说柯南啊……推理前先麻醉我啊！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqfvafsv8sj30ci0elgoh"}
{"text": "她的牌技并不像她自认为的那样好。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6175589"}
{"text": "套圈摊老板说今天的一等奖是静香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tQicia1QQcMfGCEibOJkxbHejIIRLdH0yGtlDuRSXJl5wkjAPbXicEFROuA"}
{"text": "亲爱的吃西瓜吗？皮我给你剥好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHssp0SEzaELzWxiaL7LmYnyk2QGnkEceecnicibzUvhlHiamzFDlFQyBrUQ"}
{"text": "可恶！！！！！为什么每次打哈欠的时候都想打喷嚏啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJBCJuNAZooB31DWkN0IYufl3HLFcLJFhAKGE6GpgnmkVWkvpWkqM6UA"}
{"text": "一生的愿望", "question": "做了100次就习惯了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651343"}
{"text": "我在给花施肥，您有纸吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280090"}
{"text": "今年的股票市场", "question": null, "star": 481, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "面具舞会的新面孔", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133433"}
{"text": "前面排队上厕所那个人好像已经到极限了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJGFA2VaA4AMgpiagXNn7tiblVAhutmZHfLvbib4MjUMibRnvXumWaBsay1g"}
{"text": "因为会飞，所以从窗户跳出去的西红柿像被踩扁的茄子一样变成了糊状。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5384284"}
{"text": "如何让吉卜力工作室生存下去？", "question": "宫崎骏的下一部作品的标题", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7342658"}
{"text": "你已经察觉到这个世界的真相了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514124"}
{"text": "见过酒精戒断综合征，医嘱：白酒二两", "question": "你见过哪些特别有趣的医嘱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说出迟到的理由，但是别找借口。", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "全职猎人更新了", "question": null, "star": 319, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2f3k96w8ej60we177jvl02"}
{"text": "不是，瓶子越大的含有的化学成分越多", "question": "洗发水效果越好是不是化学成分越多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "反过来讲，虽然是个小女孩，但围棋和象棋却下得很好，这不是很棒吗？", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "狮掉了", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "Windows XP 中 XP 表示英文单词的「体验」(experience）。", "question": "有哪些很常见但大多数人都不知道全称是什么的英文缩写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有钥匙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6868710"}
{"text": "你很有想法，跟我学做菜吧", "question": "「单反穷三代，Kindle 富一生」指的是读书胜过旅行吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冬天起床找拖鞋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUIwxt1LIm2qvaKDibPEd1qQmVAd3P92feFwwMic8NBCJo3xH8sugkkofA"}
{"text": "两人一起Happy Birthday！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2124042"}
{"text": "你，你也去了那家理发店？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLia1tdmfwnrOa43ic3ibUPvuL4aw3k2PTGGURsSayM7FbjGRXicc32QeGbODf6m8xk6H3vhUUTIQ13A"}
{"text": "巨人 - Jù rén", "question": "麻烦告诉我一下《进击的巨人》的内容。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263486"}
{"text": "为什么离开啊，我帮你斩掉标签就是了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6908182"}
{"text": "新买的特价加湿器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7tYgAlbZ0VwSIcyux5shy7kEVzVFC3dgCiarpo3fB6UD7VY8FD02gqzw"}
{"text": "在电车上教了我正确的吊环握法和触摸方法。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379931"}
{"text": "这本书的名字叫：女朋友为什么会生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibEjzp2icrsWgnGrXpkZZ23lljchn9pUice5sHFRzxSG1Vkdpzu6wn0ECg"}
{"text": "我大意了啊，没有闪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicL1yibhXCpokFqwG1ibbeYzQN7onvfg8eE4DLQR6Yy3ziaLIeKCIftaNAXg"}
{"text": "说了要去美容院，就变成这样了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2492818"}
{"text": "男人的话是靠不住的。先假装相信他，你反客为主，邀请他到你家过夜。如果他没有把持住自己，你摔杯为号，埋伏在衣柜里的父母，兵分两路，直取他项上人头。如果你没有把持住自己，埋伏在衣柜里的父母，兵分两路，直取他项上人头。如果你们都没有把持住自己，埋伏在衣柜里的父母，兵分两路，直取他项上人头。如果你们都把持住了自己，埋伏在衣柜里的父母，兵分两路，还是直取他项上人头。不要问我为什么，因为取项上人头已经成为一种习惯了。不好意思，我重来。如果你们都把持住了自己。埋伏在衣柜里的父母，按兵不动。你就一次次邀请他到你家里来，直到回到前几步，然后埋伏在衣柜里的父母，兵分两路，直取他项上人头。谢邀。但如果持续邀请我回答这种有趣的问题，我只能给出这种有趣的回答。多大的大 V 都一样，直取他________评论区 @梦游 ：这个故事叫做：出柜吧父母 @路路 ：父母：刚来，是走程序，还是直接取头？ @黑白格 ：一共就两个兵还兵分两路 @黑白格 ：男方父母可以想办法潜入进行人头保卫战", "question": "男朋友说让我去他家过夜但说不会碰我，这可信吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿姆罗君，你去哪里了呀？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3895440"}
{"text": "就是你一直在往河里扔斧子吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJ9QVlEJ3GWvOGNpc81RVXSQYLRDjSh91tErnS8P2uBo82eSFBAoGA6w"}
{"text": "随便逛逛不打算买", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcMW1U2umT5HFyqd8jUqQ1LYy1u9MHbCy4wpUm9R0iagbdJzyxRaLYiasw"}
{"text": "先打电话给JAF吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7328134"}
{"text": "护士说验尿要不了这么多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdmUbgLNicZm9wojEWDzPJQBLcZJpjLUNwPGhZJIIUHfRicKcu49gCfuqQ"}
{"text": "这部动画片完了。", "question": "对二十年前的人说，他们也不会理解。", "star": 1422, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398885"}
{"text": "布鲁克用了增发剂后效果超乎想象的好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6204652"}
{"text": "去食堂打饭。有点近视又不喜欢戴眼镜，尤其散光重，有个菜模模糊糊看不清。「阿姨，最里面那个菜是什么啊？」「萝卜。」「什么味儿的？」「萝卜味儿的。」……搞不清是我在问阿姨还是阿姨在逗我。", "question": "你亲身经历过哪些听起来像段子一样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么近视的人没戴眼镜会听不清别人在说什么！！！", "question": "人类生理上有什么不合理之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "万物皆有凋零时。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "「妈，今天老师没布置作业。」", "question": "小正太骗中年女人的具体流程是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金鱼", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380477"}
{"text": "我篮球呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxk8WJFaqFLiadaDFr9OFGiapRoXSEs65KiciaFk4evYalPtygEWpHxPxmC6Q"}
{"text": "我觉得有一点非常重要：对碎片时间的利用。我就是学医之后掌握了这个技能，感觉非常有利。坐公车地铁二十分钟睡一觉，手术室换病人十分钟睡一觉，等家人吃饭五分钟睡一觉，回宿舍换个衣服三分钟睡一觉……", "question": "想要成为一名合格的医生，需要具备哪些品质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚进入基建游戏家园里只有系统送的马桶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvVK3BVjibKY6BGk5VBTKLQreNkT4iblicEr1dChPicvaVwwd70DpzOxLJuQ"}
{"text": "中国石化！岛国人只晓得石化是这个表情意思╭(°A°`)╮", "question": "哪些我们看来很普通的中文词汇，在日本人眼里很高大上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，我不是说的 Uno 啊——ww", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375408"}
{"text": "拍了一天吻戏终于等到放饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkCib2znBeUaP8ialB1QY1XByI78fYWWmAXXswxKm7vDAcaDzq4YAOiakjQ"}
{"text": "放学的小学生和迎面走来的高年级混混", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "我醒来时，发现光着身子的泽花君躺在我的身边。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6883400"}
{"text": "今亡亦死，举大计亦死，死国可乎？", "question": "为何日本人会使偷袭珍珠港这个昏招？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某天突然想到，和先生在一起之后一直没吵过架，于是……我：「好无聊啊，先生我们来吵个架吧！一直都不知道跟先生吵架什么感觉啊……」先生：「滚。」我：「啊 QAQ 先生，别这样嘛。」同时拉着他的袖子：「来吵一架嘛……」先生（无奈）：「你要是真能跟我吵起来，听到滚字就直接炸了好吗？这样都吵不起来还想咋地？」", "question": "不擅长吵架，是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被要求做自我介绍时的感受", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S15wWqbY0icsyOwSWPWndUPxM7VPQZMsDpqhzxMsdxKpjdnx3Ao9NTngyvbHWvCPd8uhd0s8uLXWA"}
{"text": "扭蛋时投入的金额会全额返还。", "question": "我不喜欢那种扭蛋机，例如完全不相干的商品会中奖。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313796"}
{"text": "啊 手指夹在里面了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "那你们知道蝙蝠侠的父母在哪吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEZnmXP0hcKfNNAXnDHlc8iaL8aylbA5cnD6Aab03n9hrNNmdsciaf9yYQ"}
{"text": "无效来电。", "question": "那个标题太浪费了，删掉它吧。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6090324"}
{"text": "哎呀，年轻人不要太急躁。", "question": "对于年轻人来说，什么是幸福？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141386"}
{"text": "一日三餐。", "question": "你的未来没有梦想的话，就把今天的目标定下。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2501640"}
{"text": "大雄说他买了副新眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxd9yigdx1j30ci0eldje"}
{"text": "猜拳比赛还没有决出胜负，已经进行了1582轮。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579432"}
{"text": "好想见你，心都要跳出来了。", "question": "冷静下来思考，歌词很恐怖。", "star": 89, "type": "T2T", "image": "7210408"}
{"text": "下次犯错误。", "question": "主人公的标志性台词就是“我一定要诉说出来！” 结果如何呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6927427"}
{"text": "这是你的自行车吗？哦，所以呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085652"}
{"text": "小区里住的大多是熟人，我爸又嫌麻烦，一般把车从车库里开出去就不关车库门。有一天晚上回家，发现有一辆不知道是谁的车放在我们家车库里了，我妈就急了，清清嗓子要把车主喊出来，我爸拦住了，说大晚上的都休息了别干这没素质的事。然后把车库门锁上了(๑╹ω╹๑ )第二天下午，我爸估摸着差不多了就去把门开开了，毕竟只想耍一下没打算难为人家，之后每次见那车都是规规矩矩停在外面了(๑˃̶͈̀ ᴗ ˂̶͈́)", "question": "你跟路人都发生过哪些吵架的趣事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给钱。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "哇，这个毛毛虫好逼真啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5058743"}
{"text": "上课睡觉被叫起来的同学回答出了老师的问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RvqEIJT39xQqPgSeE7WxnyUlAJAvibrBv3icZA0fiaNJ9du28Zl49H1r8vkOWiabw4qDliaWyS4kVxTKQ"}
{"text": "谁先发言就请客群，这个群至今没有聊天记录", "question": "你加过什么奇葩的微信群？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是昨天我发现的石头。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625339"}
{"text": "我随随便便放了个屁，正好打在了冰淇淋上。人类不知道这个情况就吃了起来。我没有做错什么。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2182297"}
{"text": "卧槽，忘脱裤子了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SVN1jIowa9YbVjyV41TTGETroH6SJgFlhInlkvd2KHFXMUyBY3yMp4YgZl5RNG20dwkqWmL49Dicg"}
{"text": "第三天签到奖励", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewsj1kko1hj209e097jrz"}
{"text": "客人 请看这把我们镇店之宝的刀", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "主人扭蛋限定稀有先到先得", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151080"}
{"text": "自己做的盐拉面。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6909682"}
{"text": "婚礼当天，主持人没有来。因为嫖娼被抓了。emmmm……新郎也没来……因为俩人是朋友，庆祝单身最后一夜。一起去的……新娘穿着秀禾服一脸平静的去派出所提人去了。", "question": "你在参加婚礼时经历过哪些尴尬的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大……大雄，今天怎么回来这么早？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibVTtfES2r1E4OKyX0jefOBVUmafuUvzlvcCSLjJXsSTYWVv8g6oMUFg"}
{"text": "本人登场。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7218968"}
{"text": "是的，我很擅长现代信息。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3859312"}
{"text": "自信这种东西不会加星号。", "question": "在抖友中常见的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2697948"}
{"text": "第十二次入狱时已经有了自己的风格", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl8m5q01xtj30ci0elqbs"}
{"text": "刚才用手机照相不小心拍到了手机链", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb0rh7k58bj20av0afmy6"}
{"text": "铃木奈奈太吵了，我过去慰问她一下。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4112576"}
{"text": "唐僧：好哇，你们的意思就是你们个个身怀绝技，那这狮驼岭谁去打头阵？悟空：师父你是知道我的，我的法相天地也没有你的大威天龙好使用。八戒：师父你是知道我的，我就是懒汉子，一路走来，不是师父你降妖，就是师兄他伏魔，我那里打的过妖怪。沙僧：师父，你是知道我的，我要一出手，躺在地上的就不是那妖怪，而是………我沙僧？白马：师父，你是知道我的，我就是天龙（呜呜呜）", "question": "如果把唐僧换成赵文卓版的法海，让他去西天取经会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你理解为“不要在职期间自杀身亡给公司添麻烦”就可以了。", "question": "招聘要求中提到的热爱生活具体是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "道格森二世。", "question": "如何让「二狗子」听起来高大上一点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我吃了一个虽然叫面包但却不能吃的面包。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "大清完了", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "发现爸爸没头发后赶紧摸了摸自己的头", "question": null, "star": 271, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyb75tsmsj2125125wk4"}
{"text": "试图把闺蜜的绣球拦下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JdbKG6H2ngS6tQIed9PBpWb8mfYNo6LwiczCkT4GbsCRjNjwFu6YkDlQ"}
{"text": "我们来一次性决定三局石头剪刀布胜负。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6750723"}
{"text": "尼采的优势是名字短好记。国内第一梯队：尼采，康德，罗素，培根，休谟，卢梭，洛克第二梯队：叔本华，柏拉图，黑格尔，笛卡尔，马克思，贝克莱，霍布斯第三梯队：斯宾诺莎，亚里士多德，苏格拉底，爱尔维修我觉得大体上看不到翻身希望：阿那克西曼德，德谟克里特维特根斯坦牛不牛？粉丝有没有尼采多？有些事我们民哲圈才懂，专业的反倒想不明白。", "question": "为什么那么多人喜欢尼采？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在学校睡午觉时没注意到桌上有颗图钉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEXao3TkQJibZttQ1XjBkFT5KBFTgYeicGPUbQNDDcEnW2XDGNofdsPeQg"}
{"text": "防狗仔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gcy4erhjmsj20zm18811b"}
{"text": "唐朝的护照很好使。", "question": "《西游记》里有哪些不易发现却很打动人的小细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你爸，你弟弟和你同时惹怒老妈时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MNRY8Lf5CAxQj4sicSvs2JPAo94vcttHqrkuzbIybkDj9wIq0skBn32w"}
{"text": "「大家都有好好躲藏吗？」踢罐子负责当鬼的同学大声喊道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVhcD9gnMl60vahnmQzg0vsm0lWFqUxB520maUtlI5uxXV6OpkJkdwTw"}
{"text": "该你别睡了！去安全出口了", "question": null, "star": 1210, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr8q26335uj60xl0xln0f02"}
{"text": "黑人牙膏是国货，中华牙膏却不是。", "question": "有哪些听起来是「洋名」实际是国货的品牌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷，雪子去哪儿了？讨厌精明的小孩...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5997495"}
{"text": "我们当时还没发现身后有巨人正在袭来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwvwhsx31dj30ci0el75c"}
{"text": "老师查看午休情况", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwjl32obhlj20yi1884qp"}
{"text": "Nekopara vol.0", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "真准备好时，蚊子就不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1VSvVOKhfHLzdFKpHEVwxvFG6aAaxgqTZ80LqqLQ0kET3jvOfqwvvvg"}
{"text": "萨酱，好棒哦！", "question": "铁饼运动员绝对不会说的一句话。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6424727"}
{"text": "你怎么知道的？", "question": "你明白了。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3515865"}
{"text": "富有的金田君的足迹很容易找到。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2015575"}
{"text": "小野姑娘拿着脱落的榻榻米，出来粘贴得挺像样的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7013501"}
{"text": "因为你当年没有好好看《灌篮高手》。", "question": "格里芬长的太像樱木花道了，每次看球都认为是樱木加入 NBA 了，为什么会产生这种感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "花王", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm152yr8ej20fo0e179q"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": "柯南说出了震撼的一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4134776"}
{"text": "[zzzzz……]", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaaf1oud98j20a809vq3m"}
{"text": "削铅笔不小心切断事业线和婚姻线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VrM7wMicRkPZef63DicrH5ftbHS01ocrdX8XwnIOpTibMc51DmnFE4HgjA"}
{"text": "热烈亲吻", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6753980"}
{"text": "班级旅行的照片。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5709127"}
{"text": "我认为内心更重要！", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "我这人嘛，别人赚钱我从不眼红", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkkiceBFrj8RaOUzNxk36yT1ne3EicnLgjfA3D5ZicM9icbuYap652rrib2icA"}
{"text": "十连抽都是同一个角色", "question": null, "star": 722, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobh0t37e9j610y16igqd02"}
{"text": "卖身葬父", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXVaShN06icVXotT16yt0ADusuVhicZvQ97DowL0ibBLsOicJRBbepP76mmw"}
{"text": "魔兽争霸3冰封王座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuOC8NXbWeMEvpwfibj6OeZoz7AQOudj8OpqTkNU94MDWCqtQib8k7ib8AhfTF0RbVdia2ibuMn4XMoJA"}
{"text": "期望越高，失望越大。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "這個男人身上有7個咪咪", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "起床。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6874451"}
{"text": "为什么叶子也是红色的", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "在车站偷了自行车然后扔掉了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5603841"}
{"text": "游泳健身了解一", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLXe68aM9M6U8QmxlZEuVaksExuoOaEtG3LWrsm3cAzJVupWCGhUj0KQ"}
{"text": "那个是谁都好啦……赶快把账结了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guckpkwf8lj60u719bjzv02"}
{"text": "看不到啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3291903"}
{"text": "整首歌唱完了刘欢老师依然没有为我转身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SChib1WkocaxFicE6sPDpcW9NJiaPdxJz9iaJvCUDzEfbUncRibxuVswUc1eG5depg9seKktopsBEu9eg"}
{"text": "在想张东升。", "question": "你在爬山时，都在思考些什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他引用的这个“沃·资基索德”到底是谁呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarP41PiaP5yh9ZOINej3uZnqJog0POPcJBhYiaiajCwypcNxExeku50XS8kQ"}
{"text": "刚才那句是讽刺你听不出来吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcowkjhmj20xq1ajjyw"}
{"text": "生活的感觉", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "一群近视眼找了半天都没找到眼镜掉哪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3qVu1xs7goAcVXodTjh1cyhpicQXyxWb3ia4uXmMOcEhaDhy3DAiaXOhmg"}
{"text": "把所有教程都跳过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mQSibnh7nmzzo19xkKB2ic96J1QrZAvM9lMuhKHCIjs4Kgg8iaj3zEpq7w"}
{"text": "进来之前，我还以为这是武松提的问题……（小李注：打人是不好的，大家看个乐呵就行，不要模仿学习）", "question": "我打了我嫂子，该怎么跟我哥说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "福建人：我觉得我还能再抢救一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8q0DRdcWl7icNQYE1pBIfUgLNbibDFAQ2IbvKngLpJwdAiao7VY2oPZicSw"}
{"text": "求求你别再往河里扔斧子了，这个月已经第八次了，我都要破产了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHMpPszAuY7oiakZOpc94AMic09HCjLoqvH0XQxK2R9muNcJUKX0rTsV0Q"}
{"text": "蟑螂看到的最终画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eff64qkvfmj20aw09k0th"}
{"text": "对手已经没劲儿了下一回合KO她！", "question": null, "star": 272, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt67jlh9xdj611k1e2jzy02"}
{"text": "这个面包很好吃。", "question": "今天是我的生日，说句话吧（说什么都行，没关系）。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1269812"}
{"text": "演奏中踩到了缩小蘑菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcmgzbfpnwj30ci0el0x1"}
{"text": "私奔到月球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "回来吧！回来吧！回来吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6427276"}
{"text": "思考短路了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4314536"}
{"text": "我现在就带你去动物医院。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872164"}
{"text": "「原来你在开玩笑啊，刚刚都想和你绝交了。：）」", "question": "如何不失体面的表达对于「我就是随口一说，你怎么这么开不起玩笑？」这类人的厌恶？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇哦，好厉害！", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "是我，把装着蓝白色珠子的袋子放进红色珠子的罪犯。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6969868"}
{"text": "老师：“那么这个问题谁来帮我解决好呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0fx77oxX4JTEic50ymGuNBicwem8sciaNN9ZPZZ9h4pib0eAyS6t0xDVANg"}
{"text": "能溶于水。", "question": "别在吸管上加这种功能！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7072405"}
{"text": "快走啊，已经绿灯了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnwEYxIIlc4WnVlstx1F4nVU3ZLiaLdvNu65icnGOFoA8arMsphiaX0VnXtA"}
{"text": "我左右眉毛上都各长了一根长长的～我问室友这是为什么，室友告诉我说因为我是一只虾啊～⊙▽⊙我觉得特别有道理！", "question": "为什么身体上偶然会长出一根很长的白色汗毛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上司的训话。", "question": "我讨厌这样的两小时特别节目。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4414979"}
{"text": "之前有个汽车广告是唐僧师徒取经换成坐汽车去的。坐了这辆车去西天更快了……嗯！", "question": "有哪些公司明显缺乏对中国文化习俗的了解却将产品投放进入中国市场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们看出你是郭德纲了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBiaVe15BDlgoWPfkV8icJzwZwC9BRdVDfNrNxBNjjOiaxeuxa42slyh8OQ"}
{"text": "素颜注视", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6722208"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦嫌麻烦，最近每集都用这个道具来解决", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6nkbwaj20a70a275a"}
{"text": "在书上看到两个字：显然。", "question": "你是什么时候发现人和人的差距大得无法跨越？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我正要给奶奶让座，她却说：“你应该把座位让给别人。”", "question": null, "star": 21984, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510302"}
{"text": "挂外面风干的上衣在进入大气层后烧起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn4v78vwx7j30ci0el47h"}
{"text": "我在看少年棒球比赛时，被飞来的球正中脸，于是踩出华丽的步法，展现出在锻炼下半身的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1942488"}
{"text": "哦，那是信号心❤", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2513558"}
{"text": "捐款全部是1日元硬币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibibMiat95s3Sb5VsC4WFrrBCCGPFcCkcIWtdPqLZbxdVqibgkdkGnqPbYGw"}
{"text": "我去上厕所回来后，那个随和的搭车人说：“完全没问题，我刚来。”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1919876"}
{"text": "会议结束了。", "question": "用七个字让大家幸福。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5914100"}
{"text": "别说傻话了赶快睡觉！妈妈生气地说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTKLeOp4T2FF6yBTeaelRicWxBZ1Biatz1o0vicG7sWGh2fEeHcpL6jmJNQ"}
{"text": "幻~ -> 幻想/虚幻", "question": "这句话的中文意思是：「在喝酒之前，先说一句。」", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6704047"}
{"text": "这要看是小学几年级！！", "question": "用什么零食去表白最好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阴阳合同的借贷不用还！", "question": "如何一句话惹怒你这个行业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喷嚏打不出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJIrjUKAOiazOTPVXVC2GUBynzw3bB4ViaGToSUWJrB14Sa9ibfYuNx74oA"}
{"text": "按理说女性角色的装备防御能力应该很低才对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu69EWicIqIvA7QkIGtPuQVYAmnYep7e9egHMGXSfibXonc2othfYxPMDVA"}
{"text": "在我不注意的时候，爷爷去田里看地了。", "question": "哎呀，糟糕了，我完全搞砸了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793246"}
{"text": "让我康康！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "你知道这是什么吗？是梅子的种子吧。啊，确实是梅子的种子。它已经生根了呢......可能用不了多久就会从嘴里长出来吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1453524"}
{"text": "真心出轨", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "中二少年", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4290534"}
{"text": "静香的女孩子的闺蜜", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "大地真央问：“那里有P吗？”", "question": "这个艺人看上去好像会对导航的指示不断吐槽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6911527"}
{"text": "10、9、8、7", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f189ng1qb4j208g09zaav"}
{"text": "5个回合内不打败就会被吸进去的BOSS", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4gsmv074rj30ci0eltc2"}
{"text": "反反复复的星期四", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "觉得价格贵那就不买，这样很没面子吗？", "question": "价格标签失踪、一支中性笔卖 55 元，如何看待这种「文具刺客」现象？你被刺到了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把我的耳朵还给我！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "神大人买了一只仓鼠，非常好吃。", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "1231239"}
{"text": "但是凶手好像在拉肚子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3CBT5owV0Aqic6etcyNOaZlEmGHOAPv4VNPzESnF7JKm0byfRibJW5tFw"}
{"text": "害泡澡呢，我徒弟呢？ 我不到啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "磁场有益健康，电场有害健康。麦克斯韦含笑九泉。", "question": "你都见过什么样的理科盲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "表示对某位下山家的挑战表示敬意。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3034514"}
{"text": "一个绅士偷了大量长芋头出现了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6385008"}
{"text": "说的是汉语。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4875018"}
{"text": "吃过活力 28 洗洁精，然后流了一整天的口水。", "question": "洗面奶可不可以吃，吃下去可能产生什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这条鳗鱼真厉害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7104691"}
{"text": "狗容易动情，万一要你给它赎身怎么办？", "question": "为什么到处是猫咖，却没听说过有狗咖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在那一刻，殿下说：“没有绝对的……”。然后历史就开始动起来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6701938"}
{"text": "把老子塞固体胶那小子你给我出来", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvxlqd1l20j20yi1ap4qp"}
{"text": "在妈妈睡觉的被炉旁放了个屁，然后她就给我这个表情。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7001252"}
{"text": "我讨厌吸血的家伙，办公室的蚊子和你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HhUHfw5qK9JgmB463zp4bZI3J8TsFF2JsyjbZrdMnGjgJ1pB7icQFXrA"}
{"text": "嗨，这是烟斗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3409383"}
{"text": "核电站所在村子的学校供餐", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2616155"}
{"text": "补充铁质和优质的睡眠很重要！", "question": "我很快就喘不过气来，该怎么办呢？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366004"}
{"text": "听我说，“等一下，不是这样的”。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6740331"}
{"text": "鸭子威胁我了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374608"}
{"text": "快看快看，她要脱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "好久没看的《爸爸的选择》真是一本正经的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "768512"}
{"text": "虽然不太明白，但好像是专家们在背后笑。", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "对老虎来说，这是人咖。", "question": "为什么猫咖没有老虎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游戏内的排名第一和第二的战斗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070701"}
{"text": "没有人敢违抗红果酱爷爷，所以很和平。", "question": "柯南版小叮当的常见问题", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6256791"}
{"text": "米饭裂开了，神仙出现了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6756677"}
{"text": "先脱为敬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8wdpi55bhj20fe0e6aav"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6237686"}
{"text": "「说！你们把我儿子藏到哪儿去了？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eg70y9u0rmj20ak0a6t9v"}
{"text": "在午睡的时候被卡车撞了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5429827"}
{"text": "成绩全优", "question": "在学校里，我被称为Ace和平凡之人的原因。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6808479"}
{"text": "啊，除了相关人员以外禁止进入。因为现在正在化妆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4698712"}
{"text": "为了环保，最后再嚼口香糖。", "question": "勉强能接受的凑合。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496242"}
{"text": "在隔离中治疗新冠病人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4950568"}
{"text": "快救人！我朋友伤得很严重！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UH7YNPNdUyPqbaL3Bq7dfPDUicKy5T4wzfCj7HDlyuNp1OPYOPDbfkm2A"}
{"text": "在这里发布！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3656124"}
{"text": "后面是鲁邦三世和次元", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhn4bmh22fj30ci0eltch"}
{"text": "孩子放学了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4034793"}
{"text": "这个不是发生在我身上的事，是我听朋友说的。他出国留学那阵，正好肩颈旧疾复发，他妈就给他带了一包类似虎皮膏药那种东西，结果过海关的时候被扣住了，他自己英文又辣鸡，死活说不清楚，实在没办法就只能表演：他打自己一拳；海关：震惊。他捂着胸口说：ache！海关：震惊。他拿出一片虎皮膏药，贴在了自己胸口。海关：震惊。他一脸轻松：not ache！海关：震惊并扣下了所有的虎皮膏药。", "question": "在留学行李箱中你最后悔从中国带去的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先试试笔还有没有水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1halv6oy74rj30ci0eldin"}
{"text": "峨眉地质实习，到处找玄武岩。遂问老乡：大爷，你看没看到过黑黑的很硬的石头？老乡思忖片刻：哦，玄武岩嘛，前头那个坡坡上切，抵拢就是。", "question": "有没有哪个时刻让你突然感觉到「我的矿物学白学了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "慢点啊，小狐狸！", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "5904495"}
{"text": "队长，屁股不在那头！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "社恐听到有亲戚来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiauYeaPnnfwjDeU5Puykh9Y1xQhLKkgIR3CNOHkURpFJGIb4h0Bn26zw"}
{"text": "怎么才能分辨出大象和河马呢？", "question": "你的小飞象也想飞呢！", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4301230"}
{"text": "我给你过去的每一个笑话都打了三颗星，所以加油，我在支持你。", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 1182, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "帮助青年人告别王者荣耀这款游戏。", "question": "如果登录王者荣耀等网游时需要考初等数学，你同意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "4-3＝1", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "两人独处时不知为何会被挑起争端。", "question": null, "star": 93, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518699"}
{"text": "当你想把屁轻轻放出来时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3BxdiazsJ67y3xyJlta9ibO3ZloL7vVjEsQwwo12e1jtLypXMKhhBmITg"}
{"text": "说不靠哆啦A梦也能活下去的大雄打算没哆啦A梦就分手的静香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtmbkw8ejwj30ci0eljsp"}
{"text": "你是不是很帅啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6898853"}
{"text": "人参太好吃了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3234456"}
{"text": "不是再睡五分钟吗  怎么快十一点了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "2012年2017年2019年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN6ZQbrmw15lmNMLcJ8fnPSCmVK7pkW6zozOuOibibskliaVk1qE72BykvHA"}
{"text": "这就是欧美妆吗 还不错耶", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "瞧我这记性，不用裹面粉直接炸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamVZIJFGnjexhNGWVxpkUrqqtQiaOwVmxnIGYp97H0vGYFibrPuZ2kYdog"}
{"text": "她可能是产品经理，在做用户调研。这事我干过 XDps：照片是从网上扒来的。", "question": "怎么看待陌陌上上传了各种照片，却不愿意被搭讪，她是怎样的心理…?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拆了一辆车。", "question": "为了回答知乎的问题，除了抠已有的知识经验，你做了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "个子变矮了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2700183"}
{"text": "打赢了才想起来自己买的对方赢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQBLMwIYFVZryQn4PG9J9uNar67zbFUWmIWvshdI7GDerXy57y3Po4mg"}
{"text": "我明白了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2662495"}
{"text": "我一直以为真正的个性，指的是自己用一种特殊的眼光去看世界；然而，看样子很多年轻人，把让别人用一种特殊的眼光看自己误当成是个性了。", "question": "中国校服是否扼杀了个性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "也许是鼻孔的召唤，建议检查鼻子。", "question": "为什么小拇指会自己翘起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太阳超级大！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4782395"}
{"text": "「藏好了吗？」『还没有哦～』/「！？」「藏好了吗？」『还没有哦～』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsu88d0q7kj30ci0elq5v"}
{"text": "脖子以下全是腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8k58neFwibqrICMibwZcQ7Z07EAYRu3PjeqSBak021BZDjNP5zErHq5EMw"}
{"text": "保健体育的老师穿着得体地来参加聚会了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7029667"}
{"text": "今天不是讲税的事嘛！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388936"}
{"text": "1.「麦格教授，我愿意用十支福灵剂跟你换狮院的院长。」「对不起，斯内普，我想学校不会允许。」「二十支！」「嗯……我不是很喜欢地下的公共休息室。」「五十支！！！」「走吧我们去找邓布利多，我也觉得只有我才能管好那群蛇崽子！」2.「教授，波特又去偷你的魔药材料了！」「嘘，马尔福你做的很好，你知道波特为什么偷我的材料吗？」「好像是要配什么复方汤剂。」「好的，我知道了，你回去吧。」第二天波特的闺房桌子上出现了三瓶复方汤剂，以及几瓶罕见的美容药水。3.在三强争霸赛的舞会上，波特作为领舞，是唯一一个被教师领进舞池的学生。4.格兰芬多出现了一个女子团体。几乎是像一个偶像团体了，只有曾经亲世代的四人组可以与之相提并论。波特、金妮和赫敏出现的地方，总是有无数的迷弟和迷妹。而和她们混在一起的罗恩，日子就没有那么好过了。不仅要受到同龄男生的嫉妒，还要面对来自教授的恶意。不过送给三个姑娘的巧克力什么的，大部分都是他吃了，所以也没有那么多怨言不是吗？5.记得有一次，罗恩嘴馋偷吃了波特的巧克力。然后痴迷地缠着德拉科表白了一个下午。斯内普教授配出解药以后，德拉科少爷得了不明原因的天花水痘在庞弗雷夫人那里住了一个星期。", "question": "哈利 · 波特如果是个女孩的话，故事会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可能女儿讨厌我穿k，讨厌自己秃头吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nKcCva866mBUvCMvI7Lrj1AysicX88K8ic1mibKq7Ocusq92b1WhDuKbpA"}
{"text": "我和你是半斤八两。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7264229"}
{"text": "科室新来了一个实习生，勤奋好学。于是挑了个 60 岁的女病人，看起来修养很好，让他来接诊。我坐在后面听。一开始主诉，病史，高血压过敏史都挺好，我很满意。到了月经史，小伙子问：您第一次月经什么？上次月经什么时候？一般来几天？经量多还是少？老太太有点懵……努力回忆中。我赶紧打断一下，给他讲：……咱们是外科，效率优先，有些无关紧要的，可以稍加诱导，像这位患者 60 岁，肯定停了，你可以直接问：什么时候停经的？老太太听到，笑笑说没事，年轻人嘛，慢慢学。实习同学也若有所思的点点头，深吸一口气，发出了灵魂拷问：  ，  ， 您父母应该都不在了吧？", "question": "你有哪些尴尬到「脚趾抠鞋」的糗事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "窃窃狮语", "question": null, "star": 280, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "门：“别救了，医生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtV6TTqwE9DvMSTRNJo7LHRicmSCgYPYOXib9yOAADK6Tun5Od6SyhQiaRw"}
{"text": "一下子就把电灯换好了真的好MAN哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrFfXFrzO7hlg49K3hdcklYq1jPGMwpBjPm9GHjNZsQ2WnWibQreibH7w"}
{"text": "甲方：我想把这个灰色产品做成黑框白底的灰！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "你要我选牛排还是鸡肉吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "4455017"}
{"text": "那么，在这里我下车了。看清楚点，别用那种眼神看着我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1213917"}
{"text": "点开【地铁上美女乘客走光了】的高清大图后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icibI3Pslw66F4sb44biaQTspSgl6PBKWWHZUmOGqMPTu1sibgp3CDRgEpg"}
{"text": "巨大的糖果屋在建设中突然被波奇棒插了进来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5618692"}
{"text": "感觉那些倒退着走锻炼身体的老头很神秘评论区 @Sup neo ：倒着走你就会年轻，这是真的", "question": "看完诺兰的新电影《信条》，你是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不，美国是42天，咱技术不行多了3天", "question": "肯德基在美国也用「45 天鸡」吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十亿只羊被强行催眠。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386501"}
{"text": "请用凉水。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4182894"}
{"text": "剥虾的双手举起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "a66d0169ly1g37yep1ffzg209q08bgpl"}
{"text": "「你终于醒啦」「你重生了哦」『我变成鸽子了吗？』「不是哦」「蚯蚓啦」「下辈子加油哦」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzy33qfzopj30ci0elq63"}
{"text": "什么？降落伞是谁带来的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3086316"}
{"text": "砰、砰、砰、砰……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7291207"}
{"text": "因为找不到印章，就咬破手指按了血印。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3375982"}
{"text": "真的有老虎出来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6880964"}
{"text": "当医生，专治哑巴。评论区 @樱花在知乎 ：当场学会运用手语骂人", "question": "如果你的超能力是一开口就会被人骂，你会如何使用它？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你快看！那种飞行姿势土死了！双手举起来跟个SB似的！你在听我说吗？胖……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnbczxg6i2j30ci0elq6h"}
{"text": "每当看到主人光秃秃的头顶时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv84fkdh3bj60ci0elmzz02"}
{"text": "痒痒的，晕了。", "question": "动机是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158847"}
{"text": "是不是应该考虑一下自己该怎么做呢？哎呀？应该是先道歉吧。", "question": "向喜多川梅里问好。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1882487"}
{"text": "我不是数学课睡着的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvDswVfKhj0AKs7QhQgIibEXIm7Ikl9KibyqoBqhtiaJJ6Eu0qmQ9PQjOnQ"}
{"text": "债务越来越严重。", "question": "拼图游戏人生：大家都很熟悉的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6694213"}
{"text": "以德服毒。", "question": "为什么一些人在使用电脑时不用杀毒软件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "预约", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "买了半价促销的私教课后效果显者", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h16ws6ahmkj610k10kdll02"}
{"text": "退休后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrR80Us61k8JH9tAWaxllmoE31k76SOibDEVkW2UYEBywMzbf1ib4U2b5KQ"}
{"text": "进入体制我才知道：公文标题二号方正小标宋简体正文三号仿宋 GB2312行距固定值 28.8页码 4 号半角宋体阿拉伯数字页边距上 3.8cm 下 3.6cm 左 2.7cm 右 2.5cm", "question": "有哪些是你进了体制内才知道的事情?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，请问更衣室在哪里？在那边！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3397102"}
{"text": "痛风炸弹", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4323697"}
{"text": "提高等级，用物理攻击打。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "我记得在设定闹钟之前给我的中华智能手机充电了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7289118"}
{"text": "咱们走吧！看，腋下都出汗了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5775840"}
{"text": "旅行一个月回来发现忘记关水龙头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LznHPhsg7yecsia0pII0Mf1ibzU8sOibIT5h01KRxzZyA1CdbYmicFFLXkQ"}
{"text": "我第一次去老公姥姥家见他亲戚时候的场面：这是我大姨，我：大姨好。这是我二姨，我：二姨好。这是我三姨，我：三姨好。……这是我六姨，我，一脸懵逼……这是我七姨，我，一脸懵逼…………终于到小姨了！我高兴的说小姨小姨夫好！突然脑子抽风问了一下：那五姨呢？婆婆一脸蜜汁微笑看着我。后来半年里，只要见面大家都乐此不疲地玩一个游戏：「你看我是几姨？」", "question": "亲戚多是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我借了拉面，只还了碗。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6901021"}
{"text": "蚊香起作用了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wjnSY47vkmrK2uw6icKKfq0SpP6aYGmjDyHgtdia6c5ibxxpUbONy2INUw"}
{"text": "《琥珀》", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "大福的吃法太笨拙了。", "question": null, "star": 1190, "type": "I2T", "image": "5512490"}
{"text": "免得你说「我改」啊。", "question": "女友提出分手，原因是以后想和老外结婚，她是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无论教多少次，他就是记不住剪刀石头布的规则。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6614365"}
{"text": "背后说人话的类型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5461309"}
{"text": "我后悔买了这个LINE表情包……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387265"}
{"text": "你按到我输液管了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5sffsibmQ36NZbpoR4KoXka2sLxoEOnq5ecP60ZttLv5pmbCb4Z2B0lg"}
{"text": "你赶时间吧？我载你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312123"}
{"text": "我只是头发剪太短了啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbnptfeg6vj30ci0eln04"}
{"text": "喷嚏的后坐力太大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdwledQTsD54ibhicHNBBsOAYWFzbWYRLWpDGfyjInykVFbfrmJyrnlNCw"}
{"text": "晚上一个人上厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qerCqn5wVPV6arMQ5icR0YhZ3MEZ0nqR8rXX4HYTkicXUIuvmm90zyhiajDA"}
{"text": "谁是银色恶魔啊？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6974088"}
{"text": "盖到一半烦了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOX2uYqbGtic0CPDuQ4muRXJUKEvkHwMZM67nznh42V7SCgU33QZIyTMXw"}
{"text": "新款控制社交距离的背包", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "一会我说“跳！”你就可以往下跳了明白吗？现在我们来绑绳子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjK7N79MzuF0EZH6f4WUDudtABiclRD18Sm1QOFUPAU8LydwrFWoSZgDVw"}
{"text": "强大的辣椒。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230393"}
{"text": "你打败的那家伙是我们四天王中最弱的一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy1v9c1rx8j30ci0el0wq"}
{"text": "家里的猫看完干与干寻就不大对劲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7oquLIjIUowOhoM1M48kPj3cnKgibq1ibolxuvyGliaC01ZbXaH9NggScA"}
{"text": "和伽椰子......混熟了?", "question": "为什么《咒怨》那么多版本和续集，一部不如一部，问题出现在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "速效通便器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bo12d7Nr79ZoOPy2mRgI2P5yzR7ibOVkjdBthY617HcNficS8N7pAmousw"}
{"text": "纹身当天请不要泡温泉", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "站在天桥下摄影的计划被发现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerHPPE2Gjak6ocOhv3yg8ib9edat5STQmCMdnQSe8mbfBicnxP0qKjsYibg"}
{"text": "要是拟成马娘感觉会戴虎耳发卡还会穿黄黑纹丝袜（？）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "没听清楚。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6292750"}
{"text": "我被打扰了睡眠，所以他们比以前更用力地折磨我。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1187394"}
{"text": "有个人没戴口罩！快低头！", "question": null, "star": 267, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gupe447vyhj60z81ay7ad02"}
{"text": "我想深入学习《拳皇》。", "question": "那位重要议员辞职了，原因是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265036"}
{"text": "在干支比赛的日子误闯了赛场，但这只猫哪知道这些。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7105822"}
{"text": "相信我！是我，小熊维尼！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3416081"}
{"text": "好像是被消去法冤枉成了罪犯。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2204327"}
{"text": "大家都这么想吧，自己也是。", "question": "两个人的笑话不有趣，而且还没有展开，这是谁的笑话？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7312599"}
{"text": "如果没有的话，现在不会这么糊涂。", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "你看，你也应该道歉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713179"}
{"text": "九头蛇万岁！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibPjl4pnpyVAbZJ41HZZhOewAJEwsSmgzkAL7hnvmjibfGJbQy63dZbgg"}
{"text": "安全气囊启动了！", "question": null, "star": 133, "type": "I2T", "image": "5782201"}
{"text": "穿着蓝色连体工装，躺在车底毛毯上，一手的油，嗯，补贴少不了就是有点脏累。", "question": "躺着赚钱是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从各种角度看问题，我都迷失了自我。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3467396"}
{"text": "震惊：猫猫鼻头和奥特曼裤衩是同一版型", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "我盯这边，你盯那边！发现美杜莎后喵一声！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl8m4u7x3hj30ci0eljzq"}
{"text": "我收到了大量的Twitter通知。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1250143"}
{"text": "可能因为大部分衣服他们穿了你也认不出来。", "question": "为什么在平常的生活中很难发现中国人穿着高级品牌服饰衣服被街拍或者逛街？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要去找比我还强的人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2788913"}
{"text": "你四级过了么？过了。 四个二带两王你要不要？过。", "question": "「pass 掉」是被淘汰的意思，为什么「pass」又是通过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下榻咱酒店客人叫江..江..江川柯南口", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1ga5jv37bfsj20yi1ahdyi"}
{"text": "我不是锅盖山，我是八戒山！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4897133"}
{"text": "辛苦了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "877516"}
{"text": "先用这个忍忍吧，马上就有厕所了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpH9ickxnTyeaibMDORHAH0pT7xJnlqrMeDKvyyGibrQkvyWMqGIfUEqIOQ"}
{"text": "我的，都是我的～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "我活了三十多年的东北人，除了在网上，没听过这个词。", "question": "为什么东北人喜欢叫老铁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "友情受挫的失败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6866623"}
{"text": "「确实呢～给我站住！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhjq3zj15nj30ci0eln0s"}
{"text": "无论看多少次，右眉都没有。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6556703"}
{"text": "复活我自己……李白的诗我都会背（迟早）爱因斯坦的理论我都懂（再学）ヽ( ￣д￣;)ノ复活我吧……", "question": "若有机会选择复活李白或爱因斯坦，你会复活谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么，背叛者的发表开始啦！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3240137"}
{"text": "快去消灭侵略者！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "797982"}
{"text": "既然在休息，就必须休息，你在打电话做什么？", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "「你吃过那xxx么？」「没有啊」「明儿带你吃去」「你想吃什么？」「xxx」「明儿我去给你买」「这个你吃不吃？」「不吃」「再给你一次机会」「吃」「这个你吃不吃？」「不吃」「再给你一次机会」「不吃」「最后一次机会」「吃」「吃饱了没？」「没」「那你还想吃啥」「xxx」「走」", "question": "情侣间平时都谈什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当我想吃乌冬面的时候，我会把计时器设为五分钟。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "男厕", "question": null, "star": 223, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8qxzu58ekj6140140tfd02"}
{"text": "保留？我他喵的，刚拔的智齿医生没拿稳，顺着喉咙就滑胃里去了！这别说保留了！都他喵的跟我天人合一了！", "question": "为什么拔掉的智齿不能保留?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和田雅子：“难道不热吗？”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1402232"}
{"text": "接力棒传了，却不跑。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4716708"}
{"text": "这个严厉的老师一来，总是那个爱说喂，安静点的人。", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 272, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "父母吵架书记员", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvu4c18g3nj20yi18g4qp"}
{"text": "一万元和两千元还不够。", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "在华强北买的耳机怎么去苹果官方店售后？", "question": "在rutracker上面下载的老头环怎么添加到steam？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈姆太郎“嘿！”", "question": null, "star": 416, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362035"}
{"text": "正在执行喵生最大任务：在遗属发现前，帮去世的主人清空电脑数据", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvafzidl6bj60ci0elgp702"}
{"text": "这个食物是不是很下饭？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7232534"}
{"text": "修剪一开始就很困难。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5403558"}
{"text": "我是使徒，图案是蓝色的。", "question": "蒂姆蒂姆仿佛变得越来越像个厨子了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496901"}
{"text": "粑粑在集市买的VR头盔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f96xltp71vj20ey0dw0tu"}
{"text": "我们宣誓，全体选手将坚决拒绝接受测验！", "question": "请选手宣誓。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3582889"}
{"text": "你除了吃还会别的吗？那是人家漂亮！你呢？如果你要这样想那我也没办法。手放开，这附近有熟人。你别去我单位找我。什么？昨天是你生日？你的技术是我见过最好的。我有一个前女友……关我什么事？什么？你还当真了？哈哈哈。别逗了，我们都还年轻。你烦不烦。我什么时候说过这话了？头发长，见识短。这事你别管，你管不凿。爱咋咋地，拉JB倒。能过过，不能过散呗。这是老子的家，不能过收拾东西滚。其实我是个穷逼，富是我装出来的。", "question": "如何一招让女朋友瞬间不开心？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "80 年代，我发现教材错误，三角形三个角角度之和不一定为 180 度。我把习题集里面很多三角形都量过之后，发现绝大多数的三角角度之和都大于 180 度。然后，把发现告诉了一个朋友，他量完也是如此。回家，把这个大发现告诉了我哥，他听完之后很不屑的，丢给我一套专业量具。", "question": "小时候你有过哪些独自的大发现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上麻辣锅底的服务员不小心踩到自己裙边的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdbU0VicMr8OvyQ2NGPljgMq2xeu8OC4fHC7zZOjibywcqzkuw1zxfIQbKw"}
{"text": "在一百米远的地方能听到硬币落地的声音。", "question": "味道太重的特异功能。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4913030"}
{"text": "请按照头发的顺序重新排列。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6513928"}
{"text": "那么，请听新歌《想变成球》。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3482958"}
{"text": "在窗外看有钱人家吃罐头", "question": null, "star": 276, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvm1owlwn5j610e127dkl02"}
{"text": "峰 涵 苏泷 小菲 东城 海林 和我的合影。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "把你的鼓棒放下！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "在国外乘地铁，一手拉着吊环，一手滑着手机。地铁突然急减速停下，我没站稳，脚踩到座位上老奶奶的脚。我连忙弯下腰红着脸脱口而出：“对不起，对不起。”老奶奶狐疑着盯着我不说话，我才意识到我说的是中文，她听不懂，这他么就更尴尬了。过了几秒钟老奶奶说了句：莫得事（三声）。", "question": "你在刚出国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近的暴走族变了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3439708"}
{"text": "其实是可以实施得，但是你不能把地磅做在收费站哪里，你得专门给货车设置通道。大货车就只能走那两个通道，称一下，成功了往左开，失败了往右开，闸门给他开了。他堵着不走就报警，最多也就是堵住所有的货车，但是其他车仍然通行无阻。", "question": "在收费站设置地磅就可以控制高速公路上大货车的车重从而避免超载，为什么实施不了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这么晚还犯傻，不会有星星的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4042300"}
{"text": "经期坚持运动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWYqOiamGeI2lYUvicKibUfj3ynQhtrW7oicnF53cDS2k3tEDDv07XSqwlLA"}
{"text": "在这种时候还和前女友比较，离婚吧！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322589"}
{"text": "卷子反面的题可真难啊，是吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHkMUQ7j3VPaBd30NhTdsGbpQSS0vpIGX0VcUN9mTFbBghl3HTXL9oyw"}
{"text": "复联3，灭霸和钢铁侠的那一场战斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "什么时候了还在那画画？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaB99zyyceuD3oyzCAdwvsc8qiaSEpr9Enz2affpsLzUIhnhiaHUiaxgOcw"}
{"text": "药物的灵魂。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "466908"}
{"text": "你这混蛋，竟敢站在卫星的地位挑战行星的领导地位，真是不知天高地厚。", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "我的男孩。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5713848"}
{"text": "那肯定是要买下来的啊！", "question": "如果出现新的味道的美味棒怎么办？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980125"}
{"text": "本来背对看自己的油画人物突然回头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicZ7rwiamhwRHv362Q6IqcXecI7icfoEukia9cQ5ch4dQFIDdxZ8U0tJCKg"}
{"text": "等家长走了再动手", "question": null, "star": 204, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "耳机说话了", "question": null, "star": 8547, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmu5re2a9mj611h17ugx602"}
{"text": "前辈，黑客需要隐藏面部吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1313328"}
{"text": "小学运动会上红队请了些专业外援", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h24cb3l1m6j30ci0elgq8"}
{"text": "这是我们家墙缝里突然出现的！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "部长竟然说像今天这种休假还要加班的日子，能让我晚上九点就回家，真是个好人啊。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4586104"}
{"text": "说好买的是葫芦娃种子呢?", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "喂喂喂，你这是想让我去搭讪吗？", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "娃儿脑子里进水了，吸吸干", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "好像有什么/应该有什么吧/可能有点什么吧", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "5923213"}
{"text": "个人观点：中国传统节日的主题是家人团圆，没有给情侣约会、朋友聚餐留出空间。而「洋节」填补的就是这个空白。中国和日本都把圣诞节当作「恋爱决胜日」之类的节日来过，绝非偶然。", "question": "中国年轻人为什么愿意过“洋节”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十级料理勉强能记住的技能", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6031649"}
{"text": "思考十分钟。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361271"}
{"text": "吒儿，你知道这三年爹地怎么过来的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciax8nibUsluILxuNpia1OfYe00XlZhibb0pYVhnLtRSbjPOjNYJUk9hvp7A"}
{"text": "当初就该把你射在墙上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBCKE0NnusHAXQmk1OS8gOomtYXicAkqOZpOtibhib2YF6OHhrHrP7VibYzLWwU9icPhHmbonKUl0Gibhw"}
{"text": "你们听说过讲课吗？", "question": "如何看待知识型直播，知识型直播会成为又一个新风口吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "会喝腻了。", "question": "坚持每天喝黑芝麻糊会有什么改变？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿着最贵的衣服来到婚礼现场", "question": null, "star": 305, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "非要跟我挤一个坑？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgy04GktrGCeiaNozbTiayL8h98u7Zn1TicHWxCoKjL2zTMW033TVW3eCkUQ"}
{"text": "我想吃煎饼果子！我想吃煎饼果子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6923263"}
{"text": "我把我想要吃的汉堡掉在了桌子上，如果你不介意的话，可以吃吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369160"}
{"text": "应届毕业生初入人才市场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2WrvGafIUNbqUXHFickic3e7dswicm8204C7Z70x66kouu9Ktctrsp1zzvVw"}
{"text": "工藤新一", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euij4j8xekj209y08jta3"}
{"text": "大建筑公司在背后勾结，决定要破坏的建筑物已经定好了。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "梅西", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861345"}
{"text": "心诚则灵。", "question": "龙泉青瓷茶器真正改善茶汤口感的原理是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你想变得和你哥哥一样吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1457397"}
{"text": "你有什么事吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6883172"}
{"text": "吸收17号和18号后就能变为完全体。", "question": "台风一家二罕见的两姐妹。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3825241"}
{"text": "答案是：瓢虫很近。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7256959"}
{"text": "有点奇怪啊，小兰姐姐~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtlz3i5atdj30ci0el41c"}
{"text": "你为什么想进本公司？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guberw15mej60ci0elq5g02"}
{"text": "是的医生，伤口还有点渗血", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9Y9MH6w2PMcHfM84vThKgGdDzW2XlAJ6bibCsh8tE3A1bH7kVtiapJdIiaA"}
{"text": "你命中注定的人是豆腐", "question": null, "star": 226, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvjqlgtiq0j61311eo0xw02"}
{"text": "睡觉时耳机没摘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5wsxsbx4oj30ci0eldiz"}
{"text": "讨厌的人过来时装成毛豆糊弄过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzmicd0500j30ci0elq6d"}
{"text": "亲戚们来了！快去打招呼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy5bubkx4tj30ci0eljun"}
{"text": "超像的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6740331"}
{"text": "上海迪士尼门口，有个大叔卖和园内一样的气球（能飘起来的氢气或者氦气球），但是只要一半的价格。问是不是正版，大叔拍着胸脯表示绝对正版。我们不信，大叔逼急了：哎呦我这个和里面绝对一模一样的，我是从地铁站五块一个收的，游客带不进去只能卖给我了……", "question": "你见过哪些厉害的生意人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你只有这么厉害（伸右爪）而我有这么厉害（伸左爪）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gptzjh3pazj30ci0el7cu"}
{"text": "尿床的理由太离谱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Dr1MvTO09IUeTxS1RmXHeel6T3Uk15mFt8gZ9XUap4ozZp3bNRjzOknw"}
{"text": "因为它擅自吃了我的蜂蜜...！", "question": null, "star": 218, "type": "I2T", "image": "5872844"}
{"text": "「没想到这把年纪了，还要背着电线杆上门推销", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8n3q1hinlj30ci0el3zt"}
{"text": "我是收电视费……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hed7bpb0wzj30ci0elaeu"}
{"text": "给你跳支钢管舞！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8jJQTvpvcIg5ic4lic18NS2bia2sBGNKw1HwPxWfnMRDbpRl9XggIwes1A"}
{"text": "老板说：下个月就给你涨工资，骗你是狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohkarw9yj20ag0ct0vm"}
{"text": "冰淇淋机里最不受欢迎的两种口味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRH92kYLwtPaeAjRcTSH4OX5aGZMM3xoVafAEjRyrR89E2caB7AibgVWMw"}
{"text": "「喂，你们三个，有看到三只逃跑的猫吗？」", "question": null, "star": 129, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "非虚构作品。", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "你那根老了之后也这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7QcYaNm7EVwVpYPsOYdDgqkMzmEMDrANK83wnwtaxL1n4r2CG8sOCtQ"}
{"text": "因为胆小，只能罚无法反抗的选手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgYibUCia4Np3sx86KMqrYcLMuqyavvPO4VpnoaHb8BLKZ5gHPMsHXknErh2faHsMP8XiattXWp8usnw"}
{"text": "用地铁刷步数孵化成功了", "question": null, "star": 61, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "他们要我拍照片，所以我只拍了花田。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7289016"}
{"text": "就只有洛索洛芬S和空气垫...（愁眉苦脸）", "question": "如果福袋里装的是令人惊讶的东西，那可就不得了了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6977171"}
{"text": "天下班好早哎..", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3wb15cwohj20yi1en16m"}
{"text": "免费玩家用系统赠送的点数学习了一个新招式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQSqKKFUu3PiblnGicHGc22ib4C2WuusOkI4Hp4kovGbaDI4LBheITWtqfQ"}
{"text": "大学宿舍里，有个放荡不羁的公子哥，和另一个文学气息很重的学霸。两人没撕破脸，但都互相看不起。公子哥喜欢去 KTV 的公主房，就是那种特殊服务。有天公子哥又在外面玩到半夜回宿舍，学霸嘟囔了一句：「我的佛祖，怪道这个味儿。」我原来以为学霸嫌弃的是酒味，直到我看到学霸话里，中间缺的那段话。「我的佛祖，到得十来只鸡来陪他，怪道这个味儿。」", "question": "有哪些只有看了《红楼梦》才懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厕所没纸了……而身上有张「黑魔术师」……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzt4pkh8oqj30ci0eldja"}
{"text": "尝试用肩部擒抱时，却发现可以从中间打开。", "question": "如果不行的话，请告诉我讨厌的门怎么开。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2273895"}
{"text": "我是白的，但你说我是黑的，而且很啰嗦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4255736"}
{"text": "我们也就客气一下。", "question": "好多男生说我漂亮，为什么没有一个追我的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前几天放生的大闸蟹（公的）来报恩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtxlajPfqN7KqYnVdLZ7py0nbyM7x35xVWplgl0tSgmbpKXrx45gibjtw"}
{"text": "的毛蟹，我来报恩了", "question": null, "star": 725, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq6jq7z8fwj60xz19bjxr02"}
{"text": "玄关的钥匙……我挂起来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6886771"}
{"text": "别对奴隶动手！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6735167"}
{"text": "选手村的中文常用表达是“运动员村”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6432388"}
{"text": "这周五2021", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "加密的面部识别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VXuvxVh4bcwz8CE2DKhmY2FmsregF9L5yH5EicGAbsPlFGHGR0pZBibag"}
{"text": "送？交警！？猫猫在开我车？你在说什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8pcmst01wj30ci0elaeg"}
{"text": "这是我的私人物品。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6386664"}
{"text": "过来学习一下如何配合，方便被搞定", "question": "女生如何搞定害羞的男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像...现在的声音漏出来了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6421083"}
{"text": "医生让我远离酒精", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5Bm7rNtUgP5av0icaOI4cgdJ68FaW8Dd3ibibiaO7PnBu1qSxnibCNqVtYKaQ"}
{"text": "合作的", "question": "我不喜欢这样的兔子和乌龟。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3803396"}
{"text": "让世界上的人们能够笑着生活的功能。", "question": "如果Youtube上有这个功能就方便了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1377187"}
{"text": "往自己身上绑一只王境泽，真香。", "question": "男人身体上怎么样才会有香味？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今日的犯罪率为零的伟大壮举达成。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "6871256"}
{"text": "网瘾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfj4zVqibcia7BlVQHUzJwSLATnGuicpBG0LKU56p1ol2HUkIMrrxz3suviaXGicB8SFgNBU6r0blcHtt3g"}
{"text": "你好，我就是你以前掉进河里的河神，要不我们在那附近喝杯茶吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2084053"}
{"text": "晚自习偷玩手机，班主任坐在上面看着我们，这时候，突然停电了。           ", "question": "你高中哪一个瞬间最可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全员摩托车被偷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvbnzbbwlyj60ci0el0wj02"}
{"text": "一只杀马特猫猫为了不破坏发型正在小心地进入露天浴场", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "欧巴桑，这个也帮我来一份。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3711044"}
{"text": "还在放前奏有一只唱早了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejseilkjznj20av09s755"}
{"text": "其实发达国家之所以富裕，真正的原因是——「不吃辣椒」。自己看看世界上吃辣的都是些什么国家：印度、印尼、阿富汗、墨西哥、埃塞俄比亚、刚果……不吃辣的国家呢：美国、日本、英国、法国……算起来发达国家中就一个韩国能吃点辣椒，而且那点辣味在我们看来都是小意思，更别说韩国是发达国家中垫底的货色。回到国内也一样。不吃辣椒的省份有哪些？浙江、广东、江苏……这些相对富裕的省份不吃辣没错吧。吃辣椒的呢？贵州、湖南、四川、云南……吃辣椒的省份比不吃辣椒的普遍经济更差没错吧。所以，国家富裕与否，真正的秘密就在于吃不吃辣椒。为什么美国和墨西哥挨在一块，贫富水平却天差地别？因为墨西哥吃辣椒。为什么印度注定无法成为发达国家？因为印度吃辣椒！为什么同是印第安人聚居地又被欧洲人殖民，南美却远比北美贫穷？因为南美人爱吃辣椒！至于为什么我年纪一大把还是这么穷呢？一定是因为我每个月要干掉两瓶老干妈的关系啊！———补充：这个调侃的答案能让大家喜欢真的很高兴。其实本问题的一大错误就是数据分析中常见的误区——相关性不等于因果性，更何况信基督和国家发达这两者连相关性都没有，也不知道他们怎么得出这两者有因果联系的结论。", "question": "如何反驳论调「发达国家所以发达是因为信基督教」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，我现在心跳加速。你呢？可以摸一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4074456"}
{"text": "开高速的时候，从大货车旁边经过，总是先嘀一下，生怕它过来。如果大货车稍微往我们车偏一点点，那不得了，疯狂按喇叭：别过来！！！我们是小轿车。", "question": "为什么小狗和大狗相遇，小狗叫的很凶，而大狗沉默不语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剧情很简单，类比就好像 G 胖突然说 steam 以后所有游戏统统不要钱了。然后几十年之后 G 胖死了，死前说把自己的股权分成三（写作 san 读作 er）个彩蛋藏在 steam 的几十万款游戏里，谁找全了谁就能控制 V 社。然后马化腾组织了疼讯 3 万员工去找彩蛋。一旦找到就要恢复收费，而且要搞会员和全屏广告。你说是玩家谁不得和麻花疼怼到底??", "question": "如何评价电影《头号玩家》（Ready Player One）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是出口，不是入口。", "question": "烟囱的心情现在怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6947982"}
{"text": "当我想让别人把包挪开的时候", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "他以前在学校上课很有可能也是这样的，只是你没有看到而已，所以想开点吧。", "question": "看孩子上网课，她上课不守纪律，写作业敷衍了事，我变得特别暴躁且暴力，甚至动手打她，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于和汉堡包心灵相通了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2810296"}
{"text": "殡仪馆大混乱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGZbuicQZR3cfE9IVzkwzHVsXI8sXtVGft65PbPyQt6JREpdCmPZpKTCg"}
{"text": "趁邻座起身的空档，把汉堡塞进嘴里。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3378864"}
{"text": "钢琴教室的发表会当天，突然长高了很多。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6397396"}
{"text": "吃了太多烤番薯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtps6dxkoEw7gZe23KRE69ovfibPJ7UqW9aI3Yt5J2eLXBn1Yd9wbQSeg"}
{"text": "你可别长得像众议院议员啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6963090"}
{"text": "《木叶村交换生》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "蒙克的朋友的呐喊", "question": "请在那幅著名画作的标题后面加上三个字，使之变得混乱无序。", "star": 29, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109162"}
{"text": "基本没什么用，所以我刚出生就果断放弃了这个特质。", "question": "男性的帅有用么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了给喜爱迪士尼的主人一个惊喜，抓了个米奇藏起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha14gcgtwjj30ci0el78k"}
{"text": "记住我。", "question": "你的生活被拍成了电影，那么这部电影的标题是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3424575"}
{"text": "该。", "question": "男朋友打了我，还应该在一起吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就这样把手伸出来，用大拇指打响指！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6672289"}
{"text": "手速过快，着了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuP1pmJ0k1pkKCBv6bc2wwxY4W6XqQib3PekmmljXWCxibDQGiaJgBCpgdg"}
{"text": "哎？已经开始颁奖了吗？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrDKO0Ftu9jiaGRxGGEeLemXGWgcrx0qPvmP5za9MAtTye79FSIUz9FgXQ"}
{"text": "这鱼好像在我嘴里放屁了，不信你闻闻", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "将会创造史上最高退货率。", "question": "如果马云宣布双十一当天成交额最高的一个 ID 全额免单会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就你家锅包肉，天天搁那扒拉俺家小血肠", "question": "为什么很多孩子小名都是「小汤圆」等南方菜，很少见北方菜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "寿司的握法和将棋的一样。", "question": "我觉得他绝对喜欢下象棋，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6807438"}
{"text": "因为台风来了，所以先在室内晾衣服。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3064373"}
{"text": "播音员之王决定战决赛！“实况转播比赛”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6808936"}
{"text": "这张脸从这个角度看和隔壁的叔叔长得一模一样啊哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312875"}
{"text": "这个妹子什么时候在我面前走才能消气啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1565123"}
{"text": "火化到一半，殡仪馆里突然传出了诱人的香味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmianGdTicfkf0lDCD2pAWl3h8dj1dMtZVYG2oHBKicJMyqG9ahTkP9ibZDVw"}
{"text": "风扇：是男的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYxwiav0rndtPcE68xPSzGFEuRzGRBDErepj7xu8PBNPuz3TglPxrrUFg"}
{"text": "在警察来之前逃跑。", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "可以亲手带大", "question": "有些男生喜欢贫乳女生的原因有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "取悦奥林先生养的猪（奥林、拍马屁）", "question": "奥运会是为了什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6020583"}
{"text": "如果没有啤酒，我家楼下的大排档就不会那么热闹，那个女孩就不会总是独自深夜到大排档喝闷酒，我也就不会喝了两瓶酒后壮着胆子去搭讪，现在也不会因为被拒绝而一个人借酒消愁……喝了这么多啤酒，你有考虑过啤酒的故事吗？", "question": "广告 · 如果没有啤酒，这个世界会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "石原里美更新了头像", "question": null, "star": 781, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggzyw2sb0ej211a18l0zi"}
{"text": "格斗家对阵愧化师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAl2Hzy33ibXjv3I3S6gGL46AqlfRPy6a6DsnBiaPz4hlyfYnKjv0VGXyA"}
{"text": "这个部落跳祈雨舞一定会下雨的。为什么呢？因为他们会一直跳舞直到下雨，很有趣吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "511115"}
{"text": "外星人从飞碟下落的方式太朴实了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM88nt3KahmglibnkyjvNxGrf4uwjEFho0iajOX9bs80MdBkibEThzeJDibUQ"}
{"text": "职场霸凌世界", "question": "大人的迪士尼乐园", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3981584"}
{"text": "无法脱落。", "question": "银河系战士阿修罗·雷的飞行员常有的事", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6283627"}
{"text": "西瓜可以藏在瓜田里。", "question": null, "star": 47, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142983"}
{"text": "吵赢了的都单身了。。。。。", "question": "如何优雅地跟女朋友吵架？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "松土，开花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjA2axKRiae9ZibfaXkvicXbOuLz3PCTOZckcVbecE0BCjAQq2LW8UvibC0MQ"}
{"text": "跳过教程直接开始游戏的玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibsJBmicV0hX952BjvCyhDnL9IiaAaQmkz2wkntWv6jdbGDNyPwjGaq95Q"}
{"text": "面试黑猫宅急便落选了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hgvdee4a49j30ci0eljsr"}
{"text": "从破袜子钻出的大拇指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy2nwfvzkoj30ci0eljvq"}
{"text": "你说让我们打水喝？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "快闪开我的朋友伤的很重啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibMEAaPU0KyiamKs9DN0IvnjWga7lKWicoNJKEYy9CCYLRXuvhUbCxGpuQ"}
{"text": "我正在做击打全垒打的想象训练。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3389411"}
{"text": "这是我第一次现场演出。KISS的传奇从这里开始。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4028105"}
{"text": "不想随大流，就用正版 Windows 吧。", "question": "不想随大流，怎么选择有个性的操作系统？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然想到了绝对输不了的办法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1g0hniaiamDTpV1iaxrDtrgyCEM1KNnhgct0nAvQQveKFFKyufwLRFN1sFg"}
{"text": "还以为自己忘了穿袜子，差点就出丑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ia36osibRRqZWVyfzZsiap3FqH4FJqDIOiaqxlHrmSatRVYXYuFsc6R1iboA"}
{"text": "和那里的青蛙组合就好了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581790"}
{"text": "对评论感到困扰的赞斯。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7333249"}
{"text": "客人中间有真家伙混杂着……", "question": "尝试过很多次。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2211303"}
{"text": "扔掉两只宠物跑进汽车后发现它俩先到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h77fe60tk6j30ci0elt9z"}
{"text": "团本开怪前的T", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "今天是大雄的忌日，我们去给他扫墓吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkRltQcyXTtUPic36HR69WshStxX48LfRbzSGAZVVb9BSW6oluYiaqSjYw"}
{"text": "碎纸机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1h9n8m1o1bbj30ci0elgpz"}
{"text": "剑道是面和小手的决胜手段。", "question": "随便啦，但我还是想告诉你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5815651"}
{"text": "你们觉得这个反复退役又复出的老爷爷怎么样？", "question": "宫崎骏的下一部作品的标题", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7342658"}
{"text": "《口袋妖怪》战斗画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyvxcrbfbpj30ci0elae5"}
{"text": "小脸效果显著。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5545517"}
{"text": "林先生，关于三年前的事情，我还是要做！", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "薯片袋内部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lribhLCfSFZmwsnP93sUWWvg7F2G85yibkiayQv7JpjhwRMz5FaibJtNlbvg"}
{"text": "now loading..", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1nf6icct3j20yi10otvk"}
{"text": "你对着镜子看看你的脸像盆还是门。", "question": "怎样区分圆脸和方脸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爸他们在桂林玩的时候，在漓江上教日本人唱「大刀向鬼子的头上砍去」，日本人学得很带劲，他们一路上玩得很好。", "question": "跟老外聊天，你遇到过哪些囧事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天明登前途，独与老翁别。", "question": "如何用一句唐诗形容大妈跳广场舞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "博士  我又吃错药了", "question": null, "star": 232, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "烤肉店的通风管下面吃饭。", "question": "请问第二届美食大赏的冠军是谁？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5522676"}
{"text": "谁也不认识的吃席小孩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicbO0Oia34ABQRw7z5ACdv69KInS57Ajkqze21hiaamyF7tJ4wkKUicGs6g"}
{"text": "看到自己的傻样就想笑。", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "这个秃头啊！！！", "question": "请善待我妹妹。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4467385"}
{"text": "本地人绝不会来这家店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0xl5zkkzvj30ci0el0u8"}
{"text": "就只是说从姐妹而已，怎么这样子，好恶心啊！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6493558"}
{"text": "米其林-未完工版", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tQicia1QQcMfGCEibOJkxbHejIIRLdH0yGtlDuRSXJl5wkjAPbXicEFROuA"}
{"text": "因为我是你的备胎啊……", "question": "女生问“你为什么对我这么好”，男生怎么回答比较靠谱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实我已经胖到了三层肚皮。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6812210"}
{"text": "安妮卡", "question": "请告诉我那些被丢在宝冢边缘的人。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6756327"}
{"text": "只要有学识有风度还会做菜，你干再多的坏事儿都有人原谅你。", "question": "看完汉尼拔可以得到哪些启示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那是她生前说的最后一句话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvux2xtygaj30ci0eldji"}
{"text": "此处有独角兽出没", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTnB5hmiaA9s90ckI6amU6j0mRdCRjlFNiaibMOeWpqpwKa7DzEbibv638wA"}
{"text": "哪怕你是到去对方家里吵架，也要喝茶。", "question": "喝茶在潮汕人的心目中占有怎样的地位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剧组服装师：早知这样，给她们穿 T 恤就行了！", "question": "如何看待《武媚娘传奇》复播后被剪得只剩下脖子和脑袋？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗨，宝贝。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5938882"}
{"text": "盖亚！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "一个屁的后坐力居然这么大！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "注意后面要休息，很有特色。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6962594"}
{"text": "妈妈！你送的项链不大不小刚刚好！我爱死你了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1ej8yvlp4lvj20be0ak75e"}
{"text": "我电脑坏了还能找你吧？", "question": "表白被拒绝时听过最狠的话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "露脸直播/粉丝画作", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235620"}
{"text": "给地球施肥", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "把枪丢掉，不然我就要开枪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LBn7BWEfHqKlRhQLQ4mQcdFtMvChoK4PBZnxxlwTv9w16SnAH8DFiaUA"}
{"text": "翅膀", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "捉迷藏玩得也太菜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp7zf7apy1j30ci0el7ar"}
{"text": "哎，反正最后肯定又被抓到，有什么关系呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4801687"}
{"text": "果然还是不行啊。", "question": "那位重要议员辞职了，原因是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265036"}
{"text": "喂喂，是怪兽被打倒，救了地球的哦？你可别抱怨我们踩坏了代代木动画学院的一两个地方。", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "2615426"}
{"text": "在对象继续发飙砸人前把桌上剩下的灌汤包拿走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNI2l1ex6m9XdFDHgbfibhlqn1txYIkXH99DCKGagk25Edwfia7DtVjX7Q"}
{"text": "被暴饮暴食的罪恶囚禁的野兽。", "question": "把这个吃货动物说得像厨子一样。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3092993"}
{"text": "肉类拼盘，海鲜拼盘，蔬菜拼盘", "question": "如果吃火锅只能点三种食物。你会选什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚上大学的时候，去一个女同学的学校玩。（本人男））天色渐晚，于是在她同班男同学的寝室住了一宿，当天可能太冷了，我又穿少了，晚上居然尿床了。第二天天没亮我就溜跑了，也不知道这位好心收留我的男同学最后怎么处理那一床湿哒哒的被子的。时隔这么多年，每每想起，羞愧难当。对那个同学说一声实在实在的抱歉。", "question": "你所经历的最羞耻的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1941，柏林，正在检阅部队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3ueb0ENqzGupH0MuGevibTTfZtCcSwkQSz1BCzHBq1ebnxreOa6ibFmhqg"}
{"text": "真是了不起啊！", "question": "自己夸自己可不行！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386988"}
{"text": "最近感觉身体越来越让我抓瞎，昨晚睡前躺在床上想着：「如果睡过去后就这么死了怎么办？刚刚好像还在群里开黄腔……嗯？」希望手机能有一个监测到主人脑死亡后就马上格式化所有聊天记录的功能啊啊啊！刚需！！！刚需！！！", "question": "手机在功能上未来还会有什么突破？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主持人：“接下来，我们就近日大热的校园欺凌话题，采访小学四十年级的两位同学", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvyvwhpc8hj20yi1511kx"}
{"text": "在18号那条失败的世界上，克林被甩了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793436"}
{"text": "他对我说他想要一张水床，真是个傻子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846370"}
{"text": "我是……哆啦A梦.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyb46gx8yej30ci0eldiq"}
{"text": "两个菜鸟玩格斗游戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmbozv23aij30ci0elafo"}
{"text": "难得的周末又被毁掉了的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6uOrJ6qZwsN2XR7e8r6rQ6XtflhRdWLib1qRjhbzBweF08HyGd8eLg6A"}
{"text": "被骗了！这眼镜根本不能透视！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h95wq82n08j30ci0elmy5"}
{"text": "苏醒过来了吗，那我接着念第二个星期的医疗费用了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m365bBRVyPhI7aWZo7yvVGClom2kgbkC0knsebib9rr4XE7a2S2TjyJA"}
{"text": "手机后，发现在猫咖跟别的小猫咪玩得很嗨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hf5qorytp3j30ci0elabd"}
{"text": "4点：快起床！做早饭了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1han273dm4nj30ci0el0vx"}
{"text": "老师说足球是朋友，那么朋友就是足球喽！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea7o8cn3dxj20ag0alq4i"}
{"text": "就是，他看了这个问题之后，立马问我，是不是你问的？！", "question": "男朋友长的丑是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新浪 vs 网易", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "背着零食上学校", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9ATQViaicCQd2OlaJDWyDNYPfjmQz2nKxPdjddx1nlpp37cMb8bqC5l2Q"}
{"text": "和理发师说剪短一点点后就睡着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmSicY7wZVdMKTC3icia0vx3VI0QKdRUsw296csJn8WNfUkIN0r8Jwsm1VA"}
{"text": "等邻居搬走后就开始庆祝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0tIHaaUlHntEeibLKNUlRCLoHQYzaiaWmBrLiawGuotwkH7iceCk5MXDFolQ"}
{"text": "蹲在厕所里，拼命地放松下半身的力量（还满好用的）。", "question": "在重要的场合突然失态了，你是怎么克服的？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6093031"}
{"text": "说说我做 Android 系统遇到的一个 bug。测试妹子提了一个 bug，说她在午休的时候看手机，屏幕亮度有时候会突然变亮或变暗。我查看了 log，没有特别的异常，亮度确实是变化了。午休的时候，我们是关灯的，光线比较暗，难道这个时候手机的亮度自动调节会有 bug? 我把手机放到桌子下面黑暗的地方，抓取 log，查看亮度，没有大的波动啊。但妹子却表示这个问题她很容易复现。于是我决定找妹子当面聊聊。这是一个萌妹子，眉清目秀的，眼睛大大的，戴着一副圆框眼镜，微微泛着青光。在妹子描述她的测试过程的时候，我一直望着妹子美丽的面孔，不知道妹子有没有男朋友呢，妹子都有些害羞了，转过头去，突然间，我兴奋了，对妹子说，你转过来，让我看看，妹子惊愕的看着我。我继续说，你的眼镜反光。答案确实如此，眼镜反光，L-sensor 接收到的亮度发生了变化，进而影响到了屏幕亮度。", "question": "有哪些让你目瞪口呆的 bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是你往枕头上涂的强力胶吗？", "question": null, "star": 552, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9o96u7fa4j60u0140gpp02"}
{"text": "看来这些人还真把我乱说的话印到书上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJ8qg4CjEAC5mJohEHtvof8sRDmpePx5gPI7YvTkdS6fouEiaBySa6CwQ"}
{"text": "众所周知，窗户们微软提供的三大办公室工具分别叫词儿、实力点儿和卓越。", "question": "为什么 PowerPoint 不直译成“能量点”，而是叫“幻灯片”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "西之吉制药的创始人名叫盐野义三郎。", "question": "一个知道无关紧要的词源的人赢得比赛。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4334021"}
{"text": "还不可以来，当我因为交通事故倒下的时候，我以前养的米凯就是这么说的，然后静静地消失了。", "question": null, "star": 396, "type": "I2T", "image": "5852089"}
{"text": "如果你真的做个社会调查，说不定会得出相反的结论——嫁得好太难了，还他妈的不如老娘自己拼容易些。", "question": "如何评价「女孩子只要嫁得好就很好，那么拼干嘛」的说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新款透明马桶子，拿好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MKhCUWR1tgb9uSDBVxib1QcgVcxzMo8KHfhZykARdW7bPqXicviarwMeYQ"}
{"text": "啥东北话 咱这就普通话", "question": "东北人有哪些令你难以忘怀的特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生感冒了。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "我比较喜欢面包，不喜欢饭团！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6884075"}
{"text": "爸爸的假肢", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "“咚咚咚！”我不是养在水族馆的啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPW4W5SnxgoS7KxD8Urhq7jJrhicKgoYptic1eVd2oGMrGia322PP3U7IDbg"}
{"text": "饼干掉到床下滚来滚去的情况不是经常有吗？那大概都是这家伙的错。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3935454"}
{"text": "你想吃吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574760"}
{"text": "因为无法把那句话撤销。", "question": "在学校里，我被称为Ace和平凡之人的原因。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6808479"}
{"text": "因为员工是租赁的，而电机是购买的。", "question": "为什么让员工无偿加班的管理者却没把电压调高些也让电机多干些活呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强力胶受害者们", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "流畅的身体接触。", "question": "帅的人就可以稍微犯点小错误，告诉我极限在哪里。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4130688"}
{"text": "把潜入女生浴室的田中拖进教导处", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0tTicnNcE1Khgd9SqlttuIlbCAKu36BQeUYZibiaHZ6Fjnw0g4icTWtyVwGQ"}
{"text": "谁在这里玩弄了我的口红！", "question": null, "star": 401, "type": "I2T", "image": "5757337"}
{"text": "爷爷，我要去那家麦当劳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qY3gE9hITjHPfeCt4eh1VW3ateQ1uK4S6rj7DiabuHHiar3nhCznYBWuiaA"}
{"text": "我第一次驾驶无人机飞行了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3453795"}
{"text": "自行车钥匙掉了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6094771"}
{"text": "无人机", "question": "似是而非的东西", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7283680"}
{"text": "一护士姐姐你真漂亮，可以给我个电话吗？-好的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkibEGUYicBQxPETQ1TPUoJIgM34aQKKZNuFab7xeHACYBtUBqWDOQbOzQ"}
{"text": "动物朋友", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3045484"}
{"text": "秋川国际钓场", "question": "请告诉我，当修学旅行的第一站是东京时，有哪些有感觉的参观地点可以去？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160483"}
{"text": "闹钟发明以前：", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "那一天，人类记起，这种生物从不会反省。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4754795"}
{"text": "别这样啦……人家在做饭呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfjmbtfkvjj30ci0elwj3"}
{"text": "同行十二年，不知木兰是女郎", "question": "历史上有哪些「著名的遗憾」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来买过一款面膜，说是里面富含一种活性物质，可以祛痘美白保湿抗衰老什么什么的，并且可以睡觉敷，敷一晚上，好得上天了。本来我是不信的，但广告还说，这种活性物质对光很敏感，一旦从包装袋取出要完全避光，这样面膜里面的活性物质才可以发挥作用。并且包装上还给出了使用方法，建议最佳使用面膜时间不能超过晚上 10 点，并保证如果完全按照包装上的方法，一个月皮肤绝对有所改善。看到说的这么详细，就买来试用了一个月。结果皮肤变好了！顿时我对面膜里的活性物质产生大大的敬意。于是推荐给同学，狠吹了一波，并建议他完全按照包装说明使用。结果他想了想，回了一句：「 这不就是每天 10 点前上床睡觉吗？」", "question": "有哪些看起来很高端的技术其实原理很暴力很初级？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你居然尿这么多？", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "卷发粘在下巴上/卷发粘在脸颊上/卷发也从嘴里出来了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6807742"}
{"text": "在大扫除中，爸爸叫着挖这里，汪汪！然后去床底下挖掘。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "588043"}
{"text": "男生睡觉真快……________分界线________看了评论才发现原来不止我一个人有这个感悟 嗯 平衡了", "question": "情侣第一次睡一起什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以为你去买西瓜了。", "question": null, "star": 413, "type": "I2T", "image": "97743"}
{"text": "虽然说了是workout，但应该不是这个意思。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7139871"}
{"text": "反弹！", "question": "愤怒地说：「你再说一遍！」，别人真的又说了一遍，之后该说什么才不会让气势弱下去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "得意忘形时，是不会大意的。", "question": "胡闹，轻率行事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1173315"}
{"text": "你有考虑到双双变成王八，吧唧掉地上，然后被马文才炖汤泄愤吗？", "question": "梁山伯与祝英台变成了蝴蝶，蝴蝶的生命只有七天，他们为什么不变成王八，真挚的爱情就延继千年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使腐烂，也是大陆。", "question": "请问有什么澳大利亚的谚语吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6922443"}
{"text": "想不想大声说出来？快点说啊！", "question": null, "star": 678, "type": "I2T", "image": "7052979"}
{"text": "金刚狼之死", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7BIu0fQFYoMibib7nsxEqEJAXmeFghicEbqficTU7HZIbSdibWhHqZ5EHlHg"}
{"text": "没动力就滚蛋！……喂，谁说你可以走了？", "question": "下午的工作我实在不想回去，能麻烦你对我说句话吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5392834"}
{"text": "冷静点，好好听着，你刚才打的是裁判！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVcQ1mWMz6ueQ9uiaVsZB6qxm87tCrbib7rAWaHhUBYHmRfAicaAweJViafA"}
{"text": "我印象比较深的对话是几年前的了。老二跟我说，妈妈 我要跟你结婚。我：不行呀，妈妈已经跟爸爸结婚了。老二：我不是说现在，我是说我长大以后跟你结婚。我：你长大了妈妈也是跟爸爸结婚的呀。老二：不对呀，我长大了，爸爸已经老得死掉了。（爸爸在旁边晴天霹雳 ）这时候，老大插嘴道，岳岳，等你长大了，妈妈已经老了，你不会想跟一个老太婆结婚的。（这下妈妈也晴天霹雳了 ）哎哟妈呀，大两岁确实就是成熟多了！", "question": "1-6 岁的孩子会问什么有趣的问题？你怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "力石说：“可能多喝水能更有效地减肥。”", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6925518"}
{"text": "听说练的好的在这能排队领哑铃", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "和后背痒的弟弟", "question": null, "star": 245, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h67lzzkojtj61401hcaip02"}
{"text": "陈胜者，985 人也，aka 涉。吴广者，211 人也，aka 叔。陈涉少时，尝与人做 pre，辍 pre 之垄上，emmm 久之，曰：“苟财务自由，无相忘。”cohort 笑而应曰：“若为普罗，何财务自由也？”陈涉太息曰：“嗟乎！燕雀安 cue 鸿鹄之志哉！”　　二世元年 July，发闾左 transfer 戍渔阳，0.9k 人屯大泽乡。陈胜﹑吴广皆次当行，为 leaders。会天大雨，道不通，度已失 ddl。失 due，法皆斩。陈胜﹑吴广乃谋曰：“今亡亦死，举大计亦死；等死，死国可乎？”陈胜曰：“天下苦秦 push 久矣。吾闻二世弱鸡也，不当立，当立者乃大佬扶苏。扶苏以数 appeal 故，上使外将兵。今或闻无罪，二世杀之。百姓多闻其牛逼，未知其死也。项燕为楚将，数有 titles，爱士卒，楚人 respect 之。或以为死，或以为亡。今诚以吾众诈自称大佬扶苏﹑项燕，为天下唱，宜多应者。”吴广以为然。乃行卜。卜者知其 idea，曰：“足下事皆 work，有功。然足下卜之鬼乎！”陈胜﹑吴广喜，念鬼，曰：“此教我先威众耳。”乃丹书帛曰“陈胜 yyds”，置人所罾鱼腹中。卒买鱼烹食，得鱼腹中 note，固以？？？矣。又间令吴广之次所旁 plaza 中，夜篝火，狐鸣呼曰：“大楚兴，陈胜 yyds。”卒皆夜惊恐。旦日，卒中往往语，皆 cue 陈胜。", "question": "为什么有人讨厌别人说话时夹杂英文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "！我藏好啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h41pcpajkxj30ci0elgqj"}
{"text": "你是香菇派的吧？不，你才是竹笋的样子...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372277"}
{"text": "月光公主和打年糕的兔子说，他们非常希望你尽快回来！", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "最后打开门的时候，原始饮食选手面色红润地走了出来，而其他选手神秘失踪。数年后，原始饮食选手出现了克 - 雅氏症早期症状。知乎日报注：关于「克 - 雅氏症」可以参考来自 @死者代言人 的回答：献血条件为什么说1980年以后居住在英国的人不能献血呢？", "question": "如果把生酮饮食、原始饮食、辟谷、纯素食、代餐饮食、无麸质饮食者关在一个房间里让他们互㨃，最后谁会赢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年纪大了就别得瑟了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385270"}
{"text": "成功的经历都是倒叙出来的，顺叙的成功正在被聪明人嘲笑。", "question": "为什么有的人成功学书籍看得比较多，不仅没起到多少励志的作用，反而带来了很多负面的影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1、你的职位比他高，是 ---7；否 ---2。2、你的职位比他低，是 ---4；否 ---3。3、与他交涉，成功让他接受你的看法，是 ---9；否 ---4。4、你出离愤怒了，是 ---5；否 ---8。5、你拥有离职的勇气，是 ---10；否 ---6。6、努力工作并成为了他的上司，是 ---7；否 ---8。7、把他叫来办公室，告诉他 26 度是宇宙空调常数，让他滚回去把空调开到 26。8、办公室备一件外套。9、表示感谢，友好和谐。10、一封辞职信拍无辜的 BOSS 脸上，然后让那个同事吔屎啦。", "question": "对于上班一定要把温度调到 24 度的同事，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "广岛40万年前最火的穿搭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKqUXDzK9gFoPmSy9jAO4Q7ZYA16UKzZ47Hh23yDicMOW8bY12Tf89SPA"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦果然是我的幻想吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2csrno5ftj30ci0eltbx"}
{"text": "是不是增加了一台？", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "穷人都是小心翼翼的大方，而有钱人都是大大方方的小气。", "question": "如何判断一个人真有钱还是装的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手术", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6583096"}
{"text": "C今天有事没来", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "下巴咚", "question": "如果被壁咚了，接下来会是什么？", "star": 551, "type": "T2T", "image": "1655058"}
{"text": "老婆叫你全名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Rqvbx0ZswkeWmF9sXnXj1CQXia2cyGASibNj4DDBXGI9UxM1Ty2AGeFug"}
{"text": "无肖战（海拉鲁版）#肖战管林克叫塞尔达##肖战给林克戴绿帽子##肖战不给国行版荒野之息发版号##肖战炒高荒野之息价格##肖战被三角力量反噬变成猪头##肖战霸占蓉蓉牧场##肖战欺负鸡##肖战制作 CDI 版塞尔达传说##肖战舔 NS 卡带上瘾##肖战对 JOYCON 做手脚导致手柄漂移##肖战吵醒风之鱼##肖战水淹海拉鲁大陆##肖战让月亮三天后砸到地面##肖战把林克变成德库族##肖战诅咒米德娜变小##肖战毒死德库树##肖战教娜薇说 hey listen##肖战抢走时之笛##肖战吹塞尔达的摇篮曲炸了海拉鲁王陵##肖战吹风暴之歌导致风车抽干井水##肖战卖假冒伪劣大鼓隆刀##肖战乱指路导致时之勇者在迷失森林里迷路##肖战偷走魔吉拉假面##肖战半夜在撤硕儿向林克借纸擦屁股##肖战夜袭罗玛尼牧场##肖战指使大怪鸟抓泰特拉##肖战偷林克镜盾照镜子##塞尔达公主的灵魂被封印在肖战的雕像里##肖战拔出四支剑变成四个肖战#欢迎大家补充。", "question": "如何看待任天堂系列游戏《塞尔达》的微博话题封面被改为肖战与王一博合照?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不管怎么样，也算是写完了论文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicczF6r7kKqLJ3ibeAg9ia7tIa5YUq1WE3kXHpnWnDKIue0I5Gib6qgHnicQ"}
{"text": "不能被发现刚吞了个闹钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK60ibSsHav1AFEgsEy0RkicPVJGicPxqy3ADkdhicNCVxI7iaKqzXu1t2DTTg"}
{"text": "怕明早醒不过来多订几个闹钟", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "我每一个 0 赞数的回答。", "question": "有哪些写出来让人尴尬到脸酸的文章或段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "诱惑的踏板", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6694736"}
{"text": "但是你可以在他们找你要钱的时候说：Thank you for expressing your interest in asking me for money. However, I have experienced an unprecedented amount of money requests. Unfortunately, I decided……This is not an evaluation on your performance or skill of requesting money……", "question": "如何评价「我们很多人努力学习英语最后可能还比不上美国街头的一个乞丐说得好」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然我不记得救过老鼠，但她说要报恩我还是收留她了", "question": null, "star": 584, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqftcblltpj60x51dptfq02"}
{"text": "他还不知道朋友们已经都回去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWgcrHv93jpwiaSOiawAmLpNFTalDyVpmwdddia1y823GM7Hr1AuZVrekBQ"}
{"text": "逛街中女：哎，那女生好漂亮！你说，我和她谁好看？男：想听真话还是假话？女：真话呗。男：你好看。女：假话呢？男：什么妹子？我没看到。", "question": "如何回答女友「谁更漂亮」的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢怪兽的学生在世界历史课上想象的赫梯人形象。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7150096"}
{"text": "抛猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "“妈妈，咱家着火了。”没关系你爸买了火灾险。”““那奶奶呢？”“不用担心，也给她买了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnwI1sw7ibibGLqsms9Xx632cZlnSRTNuo4ORLLX7AaplibF364SxwmYGIxQ"}
{"text": "哎呀，从袋子里掏出来了啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7324768"}
{"text": "High five is too strong, dude!", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5592851"}
{"text": "四年后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJoc1V3EuXGvwkZumzVguhpLrnoo0hIT51W9pjorGiahp37HgR5Ubcdukw"}
{"text": "外婆的就凑合着吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2275293"}
{"text": "汉堡！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2221160"}
{"text": "地狱三头犬…不好意思卡住了！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "报名到考试有至少三个月……题主你是不是没报名……", "question": "两个月准备日语n2可能吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生三娃，大娃二娃高考加 20 分会更有效些。", "question": "人大代表建议对第三孩免除高中三年教育费用，高考可加 10 至 20 分，可行性如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师没布置", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868TAO8cGnXTYhg5fibzdG3txgjBGcETFkPIvibicplTgxEpm13ibh0u8AjEg"}
{"text": "泷川先生的决定性场面，在反复使用中变得像被晒黑了一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "475693"}
{"text": "师傅我真的是齐天大圣啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "把贞子踹回去", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "nicepass", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "去马小屋看看。", "question": "玛丽亚怀孕时的想法。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6641092"}
{"text": "老总的累是睡不着的累，员工的累是一头倒下睡大觉的累。", "question": "老总的累和员工的累是一样的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小天才电话手表，别人能看得出你的深浅算我输如果您 0~5 岁，戴上它，在同龄人中你伸出手臂就能让他们大吃一惊，甚至被你的深度吓出哭声，哥哥悄悄告诉你，你跟他们讲你手上戴的可是迪亚赛尼迦奥特曼变身器，那么这一届的孩子王大哥大就是您，别问我这是什么奥特曼，我也是刚编出来的；如果您 6~12 岁，OK，请您带上小天才电话手表，家长安心，老师省心，同学交心，您也放心（知道您会偷偷存上女同桌 or 男同桌的手表电话号码，不用解释，小孩纸小打小闹哥哥都懂）电话手表在手，别人根本不敢轻易欺负你，因为他们知道电话那头的威慑力，他们知道你的父母老师朋友警察叔叔是您坚强的后盾，戴着电话手表去自信地生活吧！如果您 13~17 岁，初高中需要拼搏啊，我亲爱的青少年，你是祖国的花朵，民族的脊梁，茫茫未来，正等着您去探索，书写绚丽的华章！！！那么，您就一定要努力学习，天天向上，先别天天催着爸妈给你买智能手机，手机上的游戏与短视频，会让您分心，会消磨您的斗志啊！戴小天才电话手表吧，比老年机脱俗，比智能机简洁，您还在犹豫什么呢！买它！如果您 18 岁，是的，这是一个重要的年龄，您是成年人了，那么作为成年礼物，咱就要小天才电话手表，你可能在这一年带着电话手表走进大学的校园，你的同学一定投来迥异的目光，他们根本看不出您的深浅，您听我说，这个电话手表，您戴在左手上，别人可能会认为您是个天才，戴在右手上，别人或许又会猜想您是个疯子，看吧，天才在左，疯子在右，别人根本看不透。如果您 19~30 岁，不戴那种深沉高端的手表，反而戴小天才电话手表，别人才会在人群中多看你一眼，会立刻注意到你，面试您带着这个去，相当于明题考试，因为他 / 她极有可能问你为啥戴这个手表，看到没，考官已经害怕了，她 / 他根本看不懂你，接下来就是你的表演时间，告诉他 / 她这个手表的故事；如果您 31~40 岁，也是可以戴这款手表的。想想如果您戴着小天才电话手表去相亲，对面的她 / 他直接懵掉，迎面给对方的感觉，是强烈的好奇，是强烈的疑惑，根本看不懂你这个人的深浅，看不懂你葫芦里卖的什么药；这时候你相亲对象会笑，这不是在嘲笑你，而是这款手表缓解了成年人在巨大物质压力之下尴尬的气氛，是小天才电话手表带着两个成年人重返童真，开启一段甜甜的热恋！如果您 40~55 岁，您一定会问我，这个年龄，戴着小天才电话手表太不符合身份了吧，这去单位面子上挂不住啊！不！不是这样的！40~55 岁更应该戴小天才电话手表，因为，您亲爱的女儿或儿子正在使用这款手表。如果您可以带着和帅气儿子漂亮女儿同款的电话手表去生活，你和孩子之间的距离将会被无形中拉近，和孩子成为好朋友，融入孩子的生活，这是多么幸福的一件事啊！如果您 55~75 岁，不说其他的，您想啊，带着小天才电话手表去跳广场舞，您就是广场上最靓的大爷大妈，哦，不，这个称呼有点显老，应该叫叔叔阿姨。还在担心找不到舞伴？试试小天才电话手表吧，年龄的大小决定不了人的精神气质，年龄大了，但人没老！心态阳光，便永葆年轻！这便是生命的深度，无限的活力，别人看不到尽头的活力和精气神！如果您 76~+∞岁，在一个静谧恬淡的午后，您坐在阳台的藤椅上，暖阳洒在您的身上，您深情地看着这款伴随了您一辈子的手表，沉思良久......那个小小的表盘还在滴滴答答地运转，这不再只是一块可可爱爱充满朝气的电话手表，您用它接过爸妈的电话，接过同学的电话，接过朋友的电话，接过同事的电话，接过子女的电话，接过孙子孙女的电话！......从小到大，从活力四射的孩童到龙钟慈祥的老人，那些您至亲至爱的人的声音回响在耳畔，时光悄然流淌，往事历历在目......泪水，不觉间润湿了眼角；表，计时也；时间，记人生也。几十年近百年的生活，琐事，大事，糟心事，开心事，家事，国事，天下事，这些的深度，都封印在晶体管的震荡之间了，您说，戴着它，别人真能看得出深浅吗，又看得懂这深浅吗？正回忆间，老人的电话手表响了，是宝贝孙子打来的：“爷爷，戴什么手表让人看不出深浅？”老人脱口而出：“小天才”...", "question": "戴什么表让人看不出深浅？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手术失败后做出庆祝成功的样子糊弄过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20V9Uibx4tUHEbFElibex5UNL1Q3kGDIagyqaMPWA1nY68WxRWNkv0IRdQ"}
{"text": "莫非是一个全是 90 后的公司？", "question": "在口碑不佳的著名互联网公司工作，你是否感到羞耻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油，帕特拉什！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "6525105"}
{"text": "试图取得撅腚性的胜利", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Dro0v2QQrkKzMaY1diahkv6y85rgLmRQKk4icN4RhCr50mJApfBkFVvB7A"}
{"text": "眼眶的颜色", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "妈妈，拿浴巾来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dEXSbjAgL3tibyTMkQuKDAia7Lhg193iaU6KpibpIyNvQPzhSKK7Jb8m07Q"}
{"text": "开什么G7，给我弄成偶数啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfViaq9G5Te6UDfh6gnqEl0nzgJpKEibRbicBJvue9pAKd5S5eibibZLLIFiatw"}
{"text": "我六岁的妹妹去欢乐谷玩，不敢坐过山车，我妈忧心忡忡地问我：「她是不是在逃避困难？遇到问题就退缩，以后走上社会怎么办？」", "question": "人可以上纲上线到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无论健康还是生病，我都愿意与你相爱，能做到吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6561592"}
{"text": "嘿嘿猫要倒霉了", "question": null, "star": 284, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gulx0hpf7rj60yw1ajgt002"}
{"text": "爱棒运动", "question": "用四个汉字以内简洁地描述你的兴趣爱好。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4762408"}
{"text": "有一个从未使用过的神秘按钮。", "question": "关于某件事的常见情况/经验分享", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5368397"}
{"text": "你家的灯光品味不好啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7032619"}
{"text": "猫咪们：“出发，神龟号！” 狗狗：“哎呀，好重……救命啊。”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6450207"}
{"text": "那是什么啊？是学校的面包。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4959826"}
{"text": "“天黑请闭眼，狼人请睁眼”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "快点做人口呼吸！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5825856"}
{"text": "你眼中突然素颜的女性朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8pt70kevaj20g30f8jsg"}
{"text": "你注意到了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1339330"}
{"text": "极度的怕虫子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6611801"}
{"text": "我对在敷设好的铁轨上行走的生活方式产生了疑问。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5664147"}
{"text": "傻了/懵了", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "色盲老板终于想出了区分不同外卖员的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJjwSEY03B20hiaxju8VkUxYicPcbABT7rjm3hSxiaud9aPxibSrgyL8rpmA"}
{"text": "上次表白她借口没听见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MVR8lezqBcNIkJ3N2GQBzE8amdV2BtEOsKamSzibWsDr5sAcHGzTyoIw"}
{"text": "大耳朵图图来啦！", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "两者都是美国文化的标志性符号；两者都在商业上取得了巨大的成功；两者都被公认没什么营养；两者的首字母都是 M。综上，我觉得这个说法挺准确的。", "question": "如何看待《教父》导演弗朗西斯称「漫威电影令人讨厌」？漫威是「电影界的麦当劳」这一说法准确吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚打败的BOSS成为队友之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkacNPf8mgw8QWNAH3uh1k7d3TXkBIAuBKlX66Hwz8Z0kvQM7fcwAy9g"}
{"text": "大泉洋和有田哲平的平均值", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5070203"}
{"text": "人生中最容易睡着的两种情景：老婆唠叨，开会报告。", "question": "如何看待比尔 · 克林顿在希拉里演讲时睡着了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那天中午的时候，我吃了一个葡萄。下午上课的时候，我发现手上起了小红点，以为是不是蚊虫叮到了，就找同桌借了芦荟防蚊虫的那种膏涂了一下。到了第二节课，小红点突然爆增，脸上开始涨大，发红，有个女生说我毁容了，吓得我赶紧去医务室，买了一个什么罗红霉素涂膏，涂在红点上。然后全身发红，晚自习的时候被送进医院了……是的你没猜错……我吃葡萄过敏后，涂了芦荟膏，但是我同时也是芦荟过敏！两个过敏一起来，然后最吊的是，我在涂了罗红霉素后，也对罗红霉素过敏……吊炸天的三重过敏，我那天晚自习真的觉得自己脸涨的像气球，差点死在去医院的路上。纪念我差点毁容的高中。", "question": "你见过哪些奇怪的过敏源？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱情契约戒指", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "你这个傻瓜，竟然把这么小的孩子丢下不知道去哪里了！", "question": null, "star": 4244, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255130"}
{"text": "「刹车！」「好嘞！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esiwux6k1uj209k09kgn7"}
{"text": "我要在战争结束后结婚。", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "猫惊讶了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364805"}
{"text": "马桶垫借箭", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "老公，你不是加班吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBTvFOHtHHmwh3gMLib7Og9icF5BXqbYyn6KdSP9s1icibtbYBxTLF7DcP0g"}
{"text": "真的用了，就被拿走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3397801"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 141, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "北京某互联网公司，刚入职就赶上团建，领导说：「拿了优秀团队，明年团建我们去欧洲」。于是拍大合照的时候领导很得意得说：「明年团建我们去哪？」大家：欧~~~洲~~~（对，就是代替拍照时候的「茄子」，现在想想口型也不对啊）次年果然拿了优秀团队，大家蠢蠢欲动商量去西班牙葡萄牙呢，还是希腊圣托里尼爱琴海之旅呢，还幻想着在海边吹着海风值班。这时候领导说：欧洲值班有时差不方便，还是亚洲吧。年中的时候，领导说现在市场环境不好公司困难，要低调一点，去新疆吧。下半年说，隔壁团队团建被批评了，我们去河北 xx，那儿有个 xx 山（说是狼牙山五壮士故事的事发地，激励我们要有五壮士一样的斗志）。最后，我们用团建经费去了海底捞。每次涮锅的时候领导还说：以后大家干得好，我们每个月都来吃海底捞好不好！大家：好~~~（翻白眼）", "question": "为什么感觉每次团建过后都有很多人离职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是所有的地方都是城市。", "question": "请问在东京旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386571"}
{"text": "那就是真的福报了……", "question": "如果高中生也实行996会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "但是我现在不能养你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0mnmGMe0VD6mRYOHGVlA0p09nmN3kNicQMqpvDCVVNEjI9TlK5AxAWAQ"}
{"text": "在上次的京都旅游中看到的银阁寺，竟然不是真的银色，我感到非常震惊，然后......", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "72025"}
{"text": "我被那些烦人的人指了路。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5846351"}
{"text": "工作不如在游戏中取得成就，爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1307392"}
{"text": "仅就国内而言，大部分都得枪毙，因为植树法。", "question": "如果对任何违法的人都处以死刑，那这个世界将会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "DNA鉴定要拔这么多头发吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hajaa6wwe5j30ci0elq48"}
{"text": "小丑竟是我们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5kibS8P0vXnqmVzqOSHlghtc7XZMHXibFWx6NFHbaQGuPj2Uic5oNFliaps1gWC45ltMCicDW0jVL3icw"}
{"text": "一下变成了“搅屎棍”", "question": "震动棒掉进寝室厕所怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起...因为一直执着地在桃屋的帖子里投稿关于佐田吉的话题，让你操心了...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "337151"}
{"text": "洗完澡穿秋裤时可以站很稳。", "question": "坚持做瑜伽对女生的好处有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天广东28度", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "在公司门前的喷泉里面划船。喷泉建好第一天，大老板领着一群人来参观，看到几个划船的逗比满脸黑线，果断开除。", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是结构。", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "对方防守太严连换人都不让", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu2e99altjj209p095di3"}
{"text": "出来了但是不知道回去的路。", "question": "请问怎样去漫湖呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464589"}
{"text": "我还有三个月的寿命。", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "甜甜圈加工车间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCB1oCn9JXNd1BODvXgd7kEAZ1X7XUdq6sQ11yicDPvrkx2TjFrwZjTaqA"}
{"text": "今天我喝醉了，在外面睡觉的时候被自行车撞到了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4358663"}
{"text": "男人说：嗯哼， 女人笑着说：哈，哈，哈，哈，下一个讲个好听的故事吧！ 男人说：好听的嗯哼。 哈，哈，哈，哈。", "question": null, "star": 9070, "type": "I2T", "image": "4502440"}
{"text": "一来将何人！一火力少年王！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGkG7Bn2qKs17ZBNlGvHJhUVWMeQ0xJmAXdcHj6PeZZuibGkSSqm08XPA"}
{"text": "问号", "question": null, "star": 1801, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "笑到缺氧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4zkr547lyj20nm0s940b"}
{"text": "放心吧，病毒已经被清除了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4953369"}
{"text": "你好好告诉妈妈，学校里的同学为什么欺负你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UWbh8VXsEcUia9ctn7rC3qVn67TQgAgBkcMf7mIIW8qt6cFslaqzY5Kicw"}
{"text": "这个孩子是从Video Rental来的吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941662"}
{"text": "矶野说他要踢足球。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348900"}
{"text": "主动去找动物园，争取给自己一个编制。", "question": "我是最后一头霸王龙，来中国需要注意什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通常男人没这种需求。", "question": "结婚纪念日，男人想收到什么礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我，我还没有上车啊！？吴孟达.jpg", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "我会给你看我前辈给我看的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7265947"}
{"text": "4.5。", "question": "一对情侣一起去买了一块饼，女生吃了3/7块饼，男生吃掉剩下的4/7块饼。男生比女生多出了4.5元，请问这块饼多少元?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蜘蛛。", "question": "请你创造一个新的表情符号。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6652320"}
{"text": "晒娃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNKkX5cmddvClqOPLIvibcIDJKtLLykQfps0vrpn84vJLN1ubqQbX99ZibQ"}
{"text": "先别吐，想好是什么垃圾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suog4pnymIk9OINYeNI3t3Fxo1GGV75nwuvia3VFnZRp7aUKGp6j58siamA"}
{"text": "注销我所有的社交账号.....删干净我的百度云资源库和图库.....格式化电脑.....物质可以流传下去，我的精神财富就和我一起走吧……", "question": "假如你只剩一个小时，你会做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "象棋只要是稍懂规则的人就能理解什么是将军，什么是绝杀，简单对比下双方战子数目就能大致判断出双方形势优劣——普通人下的棋哈，不谈高手弃子取势那些。围棋么，你没个 1 段以上水平，你连盘面形势都看不懂。我爸的学员下棋，家长在旁边围观，盘面都领先 100 目了，家长紧张兮兮地问我：「老师，这盘棋谁能赢啊？」", "question": "为什么街头常有象棋摊而没有围棋摊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我们不该把睡觉的老师剪成秃顶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5s6bdkbsjj30ci0el431"}
{"text": "少吃多餐的女生。", "question": "标题或名言中加入食字会更有趣，请试一试！", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "7381602"}
{"text": "要是一觉醒来变成狗不用上班就好了", "question": null, "star": 581, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gotojo2kknj613315edn002"}
{"text": "要关灯的时候忽然发现开关上有蟑螂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibKj5gRDlicqaiavJntcDEg1OgplloxLmh1sDYHAGJS4St3ibtibmYZlJWOQ"}
{"text": "你在找茬吗？", "question": "请说一句无聊的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3354738"}
{"text": "公司年会抽奖中了个洗发水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gdfgf9kpoxj20t20zkgq9"}
{"text": "出生第一眼看到的物体是太阳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3IlHBiaohw2nIq2hI2NJVEfPXl5RBojgJf0AJmsGw94AHwkgmnoSjE8tA"}
{"text": "中国人起名字有忌讳的，你狗和叔叔同名让叔怎么想。好在现在改名字方便，让你叔叔带上身份证和户口本去改下名字就好了。", "question": "叔叔名字里有个波，狗狗的名字是菠菜，非让我的狗改名字，过分吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "习惯就好了，漫展都是这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHWIBZsiaJZZdAY8Mwe2mqO8mLMy1Sr4sAbI6ekzpS4NJ3fgkyZwUzmpw"}
{"text": "白底黑背的企鹅与黑底白腹的企鹅之间总是发生冲突", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "第二杯半价。", "question": "最孤独的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（陪这货玩玩吧……哎呀！喵喵中弹咧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd9vyl6pjij30ci0el0w5"}
{"text": "扯着蛋的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4HryVvICbVTv9COUAPTYRbNDBcyYHmwh1qib1gkpQVLYkCK8cwbwB3Cw"}
{"text": "这不就举起来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "不知道看哪儿好只好看电梯楼层数", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6gonze4c3j20m10qmwi6"}
{"text": "动作游戏的最强boss要从弱点开始攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFemx76ETK2ukPFH0KZ96IsxhxQVwxQLPcicicMMrO40A7nJhibH9pgyKvg"}
{"text": "为了成为明星。", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "这届妖怪有点妖啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3gyvnf2m2j20yi1bgk4z"}
{"text": "没有水，只能试试能不能吹灭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk45Ulul7tRNiakr4zyBHvOyI6LbaD7q782VYeiaQM2TLZ3MgMlMf3ppQbA"}
{"text": "客人！拉面里有头发了吗？对不起，请还给我。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJR9sZggNGMUhXNhfibibl18Dic9p2Zw43dISiaCzKEErky5HQmvo9dGsuuhA"}
{"text": "我在三秒内捡到了，但是……你在吗？", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "2828184"}
{"text": "无视已读。", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "我是蜜蜂，我是蜜蜂，我是蜜蜂。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7353971"}
{"text": "山竹来了，撒丫子跑吧伙计们！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvsyhj1c5ej20yi1767wh"}
{"text": "每天都要加油！", "question": "把它想成不是免费的东西，用七个字来表示。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313258"}
{"text": "老想说我要把你抓起来♥️", "question": "警察如果去参加相亲，可能会做的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738477"}
{"text": "大家对酸奶的要求太高了。", "question": "酸奶奶奶现在在想什么。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860109"}
{"text": "教练指出我的姿势问题，但我开始意识到可能是因为肌肉力量的差距。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4094421"}
{"text": "因为太恶心所以被拒绝了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196601"}
{"text": "小时候我跟我爸吵架，他作势要打我。我怒吼：你知不知道未成年人保护法！！我受法律保护的！！我爸冷笑一声：未成年人保护法只保护成绩好的小孩！我：……卒。", "question": "中国家长有哪些不可理喻的神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "辅导员：救命啊！！！我：Help!!!辅导员：谁来救救我啊啊啊啊啊！！！我：Anybody help me!!!辅导员：来人啊！求求你们了！！！我：Anybody!!! Please!!!", "question": "如果你的辅导员掉水里了，你所学的专业能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柯南君", "question": null, "star": 511, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqox9jnn71j60z51avn4702"}
{"text": "星期三", "question": "孩子起的闪亮名字太可怜了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7122076"}
{"text": "我终于体会到了工作的乐趣。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5105244"}
{"text": "老师来家访：你先出去等一会儿，我和你妈说几句话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tKjBia888FQEib1BJ54GBiaXTCK9IdVFFx9eqlWY92vYaDM5FoibhMuC03w"}
{"text": "附属律所多没劲，附属法院多好", "question": "为什么医学院常有附属医院，法学院却没有附属律所？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃得太多了，动不了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3733063"}
{"text": "你明白吧，接下来...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6642825"}
{"text": "「我不想和傻逼吵架。」「可是我想啊。」已经这样震住了很多场面了。", "question": "有哪些屡试不爽的绝妙回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师和学霸聊物理题时候的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLia1tdmfwnrOa43ic3ibUPvugH1rhxf4yYujqfagq5ORI4KDlYmh0F4bIpZFsq0eicpciaqSaT45Mq1A"}
{"text": "老头子非要搞个豪华的一塌糊涂的酒柜放酒，我活到现在唯一看到的就是里面放了一捆啤酒，外加他孙女的各种玩具和牛奶。", "question": "哪些家具其实根本没必要买？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "弓农阶级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mgp0TGJbAYMy28Xbjuh7iaZKWrJNVIIUW03wotVuiaQzhY8ZcHRM2rI0Pw"}
{"text": "最有可能是从那里开始解开石化。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7206233"}
{"text": "一拳超人", "question": "向不知道安妮宝宝的人用不超过10个字简单解释。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4367695"}
{"text": "换灯泡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib98YfnGOUJlicIB1XRibx5EPs4DdJrpbmfnynPibAG6ILpkpfedOcENYWlw"}
{"text": "大一新生军训的队伍太乱，逼得教官使出了绝招。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "悬崖边上的怪兽说服", "question": "当奥特曼的活动时间从3分钟变成3小时的时候，在最后阶段可能会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937128"}
{"text": "误删了别人的PPT不也很快看开了～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsbr2othefj30ci0el76t"}
{"text": "卷帘门打不开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZYYiaP0tfKom94z6eAq9I4jOop2y7HntAxCCXwGOTRibib17YFpdLVQQaQ"}
{"text": "实在是饿得不行了，对不起了老主人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCB3IRG3M3DvG8YE3wdnB1jia8el0kiaHY0EgIBicxXibGI9pqUbAxDSAp71A"}
{"text": "他假装睡着了，让人放心，然后慢慢转动平台，计划进行翻转。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6829481"}
{"text": "F**k，忘了带耳机！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0zribLczAhQ21t2LCLqUb9BYPAT4x0fP4GYdKdhvdvBo8o6BzHiaZzEqg"}
{"text": "Cfumira说期末成绩之前为自己争取逃跑时间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyiccAibh5ibQdTbftJ7Xt7PJXQnmZdzViajnwU0kGNs4Zl2WYoXnicBqLVlHQ"}
{"text": "去年五月回国办事待了一个月然后六月回葡萄牙，时间略尴尬（正常学生那时候不放假，我去年是最后一年所以其实没课只用写论文），然后我在入关时候被大妈给捉了。当时情况是这样的，连轴飞了十几个小时基本没合眼，刚下飞机的我浮肿得略厉害，尤其是眼睛。五月份的葡萄牙阳光已经超级刺眼（爱装逼的我果断掏出了我的大墨镜戴上了我的小耳机）。走到海关。大妈：女士，请摘下墨镜和耳机。我（麻溜地摘下墨镜和一只耳朵的耳机）大妈：另一个耳机你也给我摘了。我（一脸懵逼）：好的……大妈：你是学生？我：是的。大妈：你学啥的？我：学文学的。然后，高潮来了。大妈：葡萄牙最有名的诗人是谁？我：Fernando Pessoa？大妈：很好，他最有名的诗是哪一首？我（内心对于自己平时不好好学习的悔！恨！已如潮水把我包！围！）：他每首诗都挺有名的呢！大妈（满脸蜜汁微笑）：真的？那你选一首你最喜欢的背给我听听。我（已经要哭出来，但是努力保持一脸严肃）：女士，虽然我知道他很有才但是因为他吸毒（Fernando 有吸鸦片的爱好）所以我并不喜欢他……所以我也没背过他的诗（被我自己的智慧所折服）。大妈：看来你很了解他。我：老师上课讲的。大妈：所以你真是学生？（一脸质疑）我：是的，我真是，我有学生证的！（妈的，这时候我才想起来我有学生证这事，已经被自己蠢哭）大妈：拿出来我瞅瞅。我（分分钟亮出来我的证！）大妈：好，你可以走了，小姑娘以后要好好学习啊（一脸严肃）我：好好好！（狂点头）这件事情告诉我们，每位留学生在一定要在飞机上好好复（预）习，入关有风险，学习要认真。", "question": "你在过边检和海关的时候，遇到过什么难忘的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你把什么东西放进时间胶囊了啊！？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379046"}
{"text": "give me five", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZwvaGnntrmmp7ibICAaHypUGy4rUhyd1RDvCicoicFWa8ibqibbO9325nojw"}
{"text": "这……这张脸似乎在冷吐槽见过……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsgq60pvyxj30ci0el7a1"}
{"text": "V型八缸发动机", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2965531"}
{"text": "老奶奶搬着重物很困难，却无人理睬。", "question": "糟糕的程度", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2597785"}
{"text": "他应该是说“要和妻子离婚吧”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385161"}
{"text": "果然被虐多了，过正常生活就有土皇帝的幻觉。", "question": "三十岁不到就想着每周五天每天八小时的轻松工作，这是什么心态？是没有志气吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么，花木兰你真是女的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzVkY63TibFdGlKQj8DiadLeSvAgTVrR73NEsic8asMQb1vkX2hMViczFb1Q"}
{"text": "很多年前有次愚人节，我给当时的女朋友发了一条信息说：“我们分手吧。” 这是我大学时期做的最傻逼的事，没有之一。", "question": "有哪些有趣的愚人节玩笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大多数发过誓的人（特别是情侣）都得被劈死。本来批给商品房的地都得拿去建墓地。", "question": "如果神话传说都是真的，世界会变成什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "死活不肯打疫苗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eatkhkvl45j20ay0beabg"}
{"text": "你就是买点卡送的。", "question": "怎么向孩子吹嘘自己以前打游戏的成就？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "带女儿在沙池玩，女儿拿着小桶和小铲子卖力的挥舞着。来了一个妈妈带着儿子：「来来来，玩这个小姐姐的，小姐姐，把铲子借弟弟玩一下。」女儿瑟缩了一下，把拿铲子的小手背在了身后。带儿子的妈妈：「这个姐姐不借给我们玩，这个姐姐小气，走，我们去问问那个哥哥。」我走过去：「大姐，借我 2000 块钱呗？」此人一愣。我继续：「不借啊，真小气！走走走，不站在这个小气阿姨旁边！」此人露出了愤怒的表情。我：「不要给别人的孩子贴标签，我尊重孩子的物品所有权，她不想借给你，是她的权利！」", "question": "如何一针见血地彻底击溃熊孩子和熊家长？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实我之前说过会遇到命中注定的人，可能只是我自己的错觉吧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "175724"}
{"text": "我最近发现急刹车原来这么好玩，嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaq3srjnhqj20by0a00tp"}
{"text": "男生喜欢海螺姑娘，表面安安静静仔细一听全都是浪的声音 ", "question": "为什么男生都喜欢文静有气质的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇，幸好还没掉下来，还在呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375333"}
{"text": "她真是个好妹妹！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6789535"}
{"text": "中间忘了两次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1G6eJNB5Gib9TuPTDhakQfRlcFU29YTgthDHnjMXu9jSDEOm4ndlCRicVg"}
{"text": "嘈杂的电影院。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4026488"}
{"text": "小时候我爸哄我吃饼干，就那种很大一片圆圆的，得有我小时候脸那么大。我爸拿过来说，来爸给你先咬个太阳。我特高兴的拍手。我爸把饼干咬掉了一圈儿吃了。然后我爸又说，来爸再给你咬个月牙儿。我还是特高兴，乐的咯咯的，让我爸赶紧动嘴。我爸再咬掉一大半，最后饼干就剩不到 1/4 了。我爸再给我吃，我还感觉自己捡了多大便宜似的。最关键的是！！这件事这么多年了我都没反应过来，我一直以为我爸是真的想给我咬太阳咬月牙。直到前两年某天在那发呆然后突然灵光一闪我才想明白的！！我爸他 tm 就是自己想吃饼干！！", "question": "小时候你相信过什么事，现在看来很荒诞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我对WBC有点感兴趣了。", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "美奈子：“小雷！别拍我！”亚美·真弓：“没关系啦。”卫：“我说我摄影技术差吗？”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6693824"}
{"text": "那个补习班真讨厌。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7296024"}
{"text": "由中说他要退团啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib7uViaMdsVKUXbKQCzu7X41cOBklhDibulpibrovqyVznbJUUa72Ricpj9w"}
{"text": "哈哈！魔法吗？从现在起是物理的时代了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3718682"}
{"text": "猕猴桃", "question": "有没有宠物是毛茸茸的、苹果大小、干净、机灵、亲近主人、不乱跑乱叫、吃素食又可以随身携带在包中？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这事，得找你爷爷帮忙。", "question": "如何反驳「我是你老子，所以不管我怎样，你也得听我的」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别只用我过去的哭的画面，你也给我想点别的吧。", "question": null, "star": 170, "type": "I2T", "image": "3600395"}
{"text": "屁的后坐力太大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6ibNVBy2u9w4Wf3LzfAdibWab456Tge9yPFjPy1TssQwYGYCQs2jsGqtw"}
{"text": "穿着单薄就去爬富士山是不是太鲁莽了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315639"}
{"text": "要问十年前的网络用语，你得看五年前的春晚。", "question": "2005 年左右的网络流行语是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鱼刺有毒的鱼类。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380547"}
{"text": "嘘嘘到一半的时候感应电灯关了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrGWobrXGpkA5ib8qlZPTnCNiaOy9HIw74won24MK4STKiagOcOWHQiafVU33LNqOickTQIHuIaMJXx0w"}
{"text": "啊，还有1根呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5898322"}
{"text": "迷路的时候，可以用一只手摸着墙走就能解开谜题了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7263041"}
{"text": "King Kong 你叫它金刚还是王刚？", "question": "为啥Mr. King的汉语翻译不是王先生而是金先生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我们已经和黑猫宅急便签约了。", "question": null, "star": 540, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpw43i8vwpj60z11apn4z02"}
{"text": "爸爸舅舅大姨大姑，刚刚就是他揪我毛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "座椅超烫", "question": null, "star": 208, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gshf870jn2j611m19rgv602"}
{"text": "夜神月的中文常用表达是月光疾风。", "question": "我讨厌这种闪闪发光的名字，叫什么名字？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7385801"}
{"text": "前戏做足起身去拿TT时一脚踩空床边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmN7bDCeW87dzBkZvpvAG8NP09Fm7NexFMmJMwpYsiceiau4xhbQAlQNDibg"}
{"text": "搭扶梯上下班的大佛：「终于下班了。」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6Op2Qjb4MCZm6kbt8ELpYEDzEmKqb8uOjQ3acougng2qT4IjEQOkdJeA"}
{"text": "他说“很快你就知道我多厉害了”，但没想到那么快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib7tVbvMABS3cyRfp5t1fJopVYwMfKrxk8vm1GADpTYLFHMibUsO2naXw"}
{"text": "手机掉到床缝里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJLibYXCybicOmhc9AGvX78EhtZHSI6k600p3RdKKnL90raeSZ5PMVrKNg"}
{"text": "没想到装了你豆子之后这么重", "question": null, "star": 333, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdvm7ter6sj61401hcn3302"}
{"text": "我不听我不听，你不答应把电子宠物删了我就不起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZ5uvZiaQlGXvqGch21FFP6rBhDYIICvCKibiaQjibSLS06gib1BZx3iacAB4A"}
{"text": "信号满格", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "是羊肉不好吃？羊奶不好喝还是羊毛衫不好穿？成了宠物还怎么宰你自己说？（手动狗头）", "question": "为什么羊没能成为人类的宠物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀忘带手机啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewsj1k9dclj20ac08w75a"}
{"text": "安倍经济学", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "假面骑士罗布", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348663"}
{"text": "你不是说只放个屁吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaMOuJheYQaQsG3VicmPwlWISYJkdniaIB0S4RibLGvHxjpDZas4J4eEydBvtgGicebW2lAIhMicsQQOQ"}
{"text": "喂，穿上吧！", "question": null, "star": 170, "type": "I2T", "image": "5737772"}
{"text": "「小伙子，我们这里虽然薪水不高，但肯定会帮助你加速成长的。」BOSS 说的没错，毕业两年，我看起来已经像 40 岁了。", "question": "你听过的表面看起来乐观向上，背后却无比悲凉的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问这双鞋有28厘米吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4368163"}
{"text": "附近浴池的黑名单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9l0qnm8fhj20bv0d8ta9"}
{"text": "那个试图接近咱女儿的臭小子看到我们后应该会主动离开了吧", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guag96dqwnj610e18mtjp02"}
{"text": "鸡蛋里挑出骨头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdDs5DhkOxMSz4RJJ6Gu2QUuMriaaRzHqsqdSSXcwhVVpyyo0ZAzTzmzg"}
{"text": "我没经历过艺考，但是我有一个播音班的朋友，当年他去暨南大学面试的时候，群面表演，然后，老师出的问题是 着火了！所有学生都做鸟兽散，抱头，蹲下，装作毛巾捂住口鼻。我的那个朋友那个时候突然走神了，愣在原地没动静，在人群里格外突兀。老师喊了他一下，说，同学，着火了。我的朋友那个时候突然反应过来，然而已经来不及做表演了，于是我朋友翘起二郎腿，淡定的冲老师一笑说：老师，这火是我放的。……最后这个学校还真的录了他。可以说是很机智了。", "question": "你在艺考时遇到过哪些奇葩事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "际上离得很远，你这样出拳打不到人的啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4h54w4e55j30ci0eltck"}
{"text": "喂，我们这是第几次了？不知道。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4735336"}
{"text": "暑假一眨眼就过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtas5555zlj30ci0eladc"}
{"text": "问你要银行卡密码你也需要婉拒么……？", "question": "猎头请求我提供公司在职员工联系方式 list，如何婉拒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我说喵你为什么不说汪？！", "question": null, "star": 222, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvim5ici85j611i140tf402"}
{"text": "明天情人节 我的朋友和我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "把上面的六字真言揭掉就好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV209PBoIhoOh6qUT3PsJicOSfoQZonLwPLHh5fFVXS2kyEbicrQVpovlOvQ"}
{"text": "走错球场了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h89icepyb9j30ci0eladz"}
{"text": "喂，你看那个。战斗机在摇晃呢打它一炮怎么样等一下，仔细一看那是我老婆啊。...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2337068"}
{"text": "用钓金鱼的方法取得的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3795303"}
{"text": "拘留所的条件比想象中的好很多。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393137"}
{"text": "看！那个人像条绳子一样！", "question": "请将吉卜力作品的名台词以218种形式呈现。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5729348"}
{"text": "说吧，你想看谁脱。", "question": "不考虑演员的现实年龄，中国版《权力的游戏》该选用哪些演员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叫错了三次奶奶的名字，锁上了，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDTMm5KNNTHAI7ic7x1peHXMAIXCMjdYibjplEgMlP36lyDnRkAoLia089A"}
{"text": "感恩过去，以后仍然朋友", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "向神龙许的愿成功了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he5qsgsoj3j30ci0eln1f"}
{"text": "前几年钢铁行业陷入低谷时，一位邻省做钢铁相关生意的土豪打算转型，希望引进我们项目组的一项技术。不久老大带着我去了土豪企业所在的县城。晚宴安排在当地最豪华的酒店（也是土豪的产业）。土豪爱喝白酒，发家后非茅台不喝，酒量极好。酒过三巡，土豪公司的老总一把拉开包房的窗帘，指着马路对面的一家烧烤店对我们慷慨激昂地说：这是我们老板开的第一家店，老板后来挣多少钱都一直留着这家小店，看到这店就能想起当年创业的不容易……（此处省略五百字）所以我邀请二位老师一会儿去烧烤店感受一下。于是，那个冬夜里，我们在老板、公司高管以及几位当地领导的陪同下，在一家小烧烤店边喝着茅台边撸串子。第二天早上，土豪的司机来酒店找到我和老大说：酒店的早餐不好吃，我们老板已经安排好吃早餐的地方了，就等二位老师过去了……我们被司机送到一家普通的早餐铺。土豪已先到了，正在喝豆腐脑，看到我俩来，说到：昨天二位老师都没少喝，胃里难受的话，早上透一透（当地方言）就舒服多了。司机心领神会，从后备箱取来了两瓶茅台。于是，我就着茅台吃了一顿难忘的早餐。", "question": "你见过最土的土豪有多土？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啥，取消订单？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8NaLKhyCWpQWKN4vfe7mOKkaA5oPFhsTPZwuyn7PKAtn1QNGce1y05WA"}
{"text": "喂，这就行了，看，我刚吃完的香蕉皮就扔给你们了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2299588"}
{"text": "手术还没做完，麻醉就失效了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTKUlHIiabibX0kSQzGtnsxf8CA0Yw9J2QlRKSVjzzJ1zTshxJxbVggFtQ"}
{"text": "性别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyemheg5l6j30ci0el0v3"}
{"text": "宫城县有仙台，宫崎县的旁边是川内。", "question": "宫城和宫崎的区别", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7316219"}
{"text": "你老是让我吃这种饭，要是我将来娶了老婆连饭都不会做怎么办！", "question": "我对妈妈做的饭感到非常不满。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4225359"}
{"text": "出木杉……一定要住气啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hgu049palej30ci0elabf"}
{"text": "黄瓜。很多黄瓜。很多很新鲜的黄瓜。我不想带的，可老妈给我讲了个故事。她说自己当年坐火车，昼夜不分昏昏沉沉，这时靠窗的汉子掏出一根黄瓜，只听「咔嚓」一声，清甜的味道传遍整节车厢。「你知道当时有多少人咽口水吗？」老妈含泪说道，就在那一瞬间，她觉得自己包里的牛奶和面包简直就是垃圾。所以在我离去那一天，当别人带着满兜零食欢天喜地的出发时，只有我神色坚毅，背着整包黄瓜去坐火车。老妈，儿子为您报仇了。", "question": "你初上大学时带过哪些奇葩的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次放假把一大堆作业和复习资料带回家。", "question": "你有过哪些「然而并没有什么卵用」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扶手梯大百科", "question": "这本书太狂热了以至于卖不出去，它的标题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4219348"}
{"text": "你们到底买几双鞋？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "剧名就指出凶手是谁了，开端，开车的和端锅的。", "question": "如何评价电视剧《开端》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么！还要再交钱吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWp6ulMdiawLkg1Hh1S17AH0JGgHMfTxHshKwNDKVUmY4C7X1iaF9qYPNpA"}
{"text": "在我的律师来之前我不会喵一句！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "你们说过“欺负大雄”吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7341433"}
{"text": "地铁？好久没坐过了。都是站着的。", "question": "同学出去旅游回来之后炫耀坐过地铁，该怎么回应他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不是有很多手吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4502440"}
{"text": "新产品的Airpods具备噪音消除功能。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5230829"}
{"text": "请问你们说什么？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2252342"}
{"text": "扫堂腿！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0k11bjucij30ci0eln0v"}
{"text": "前几天在火车站，听到车站里的民警似乎是在安慰一位走丢了的小男孩。警察叔叔蹲下身来，鼓励道，「一看你就是特别勇敢的小男子汉, 好孩子……」小朋友还在哭哭啼啼的，鼻涕泡都哭出来了，反过来问：「你是怎么看出来的呀？！」警察叔叔沉默了。", "question": "你听到过哪些让人忍俊不禁的路人对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没事，今天我让你吃不了兜着走。", "question": "请老板吃饭，老板说「菜点多了点多了，太客气了」，应该怎么正确回复呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每当用手指画圆圈，桃子精灵就会出现，说“怎么了？”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7297765"}
{"text": "木星表面&月球表面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1sZPkRRq8SPABfLdRPR6yDmuYmxmHGSQaniaEG7Yg2mAj1eWAHpib3Mvg"}
{"text": "请问你是水兵月吗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "快看贝壳啊！", "question": "运动会啦啦队的吹笛子趣闻。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3175777"}
{"text": "希望是个有钱人希望是个有钱人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3ymz3uujij20me0medhz"}
{"text": "从小一起长大的朋友", "question": "如果海贼王的角色们参加掷镖旅行的话！", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5381082"}
{"text": "试图通过喊Siri的方式顺走别人手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxneroHr5WOYdGlHLx31XIiclFqRMoWwvc2S4t7IAG3zxBPZahrkKFNsIPFA"}
{"text": "洗发水上省出来的钱您都用来买什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 673, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsff2b0o8lj611n11ftfm02"}
{"text": "愿意。听完故事，把素材收集起来，以后换个视角跟别人讲。这就是云装逼的概念。", "question": "你愿意听心中的女神对你讲与别人亲密接触的故事么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "屁股沟的由来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "刚才在动车上旁边坐了对中年夫妇。车开不久旁边中年阿姨就开始一句句教中年大叔说话，「爸爸」「妈妈」一句句不厌其烦地教着。大叔认真地呀呀学语，还不时回头充满爱意地注视着阿姨，顿时我看到了他们头上爱的光辉，什么大爱无言啊，真爱的伟大啊全部涌上心头，感慨大叔该是遭遇多大的不幸才丧失了语言能力，眼睛也不禁湿润了。直到大叔的手机响起，大叔从容地接起了电话，用日语和对方谈笑风生，我整个人，就，呀灭爹了。", "question": "有哪些剧情反转的有趣故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是关于我曾在CIA的时候的故事。", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "很久以前就去世了！", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "是磁铁！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibicMmWojiacFECwMDjOo1LVu0H3YKaOREvmTnPIZSRhj5Mq4AF8DmWmDw"}
{"text": "对不起，我妈不让我跟你们打球了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyOVtynibBjy3RwjAV0ry1YjZZeWlglUVM8DhozlzNgWiakVHGGwa2rUicA"}
{"text": "三名中国运动员正在奥运乒乓项目的领奖台上唱国歌", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "哈哈，这周又来了，是笑点时间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5812842"}
{"text": "我们已经被强力胶粘住两年了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "致命一击/最后一击", "question": "我在考虑给庆祝米寿的奶奶送什么礼物。有什么好建议吗？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389142"}
{"text": "看到我这个被绑架的人质的瞬间，他们立刻转入攻击状态。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1312128"}
{"text": "我想在这儿思考一下，这是山形市渋江人形的达摩抱着孩子呢，还是孩子抱着达摩呢？", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "5724960"}
{"text": "什么充电啊？不就是剪开一张纸递给你吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5984756"}
{"text": "因为是我一个人在做。", "question": "啤酒倒不出泡沫，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5889327"}
{"text": "良心在做。", "question": "我讨厌这样的天气预报。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3641948"}
{"text": "写快点~我们都等着抄作业呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZoneFTHo27kqGWZehZBBAwaed6uYVhwDmQicUHgJdrlf1ZmTLZsxuO1Q"}
{"text": "朋友圈。", "question": "中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈，你真有趣啊~", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448440"}
{"text": "再忍一忍！马上到服务区了！", "question": null, "star": 613, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggxfqdztncj20zv1buk32"}
{"text": "购物失败了，选错了东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1392957"}
{"text": "一辈子都要牵着手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4013956"}
{"text": "耳朵还我！！！", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "儿子玩手机把一个讽刺小三的图片发给了大老板，偏偏他正因为小三焦头烂额。", "question": "工作中，你捅过多大的娄子？结果你怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "网课现状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHjcF2aCq16808gCECyh1bmKd2oibNnrYlgWAkREJEnPdDqVKTjkOZic3w"}
{"text": "黑发可能会灭绝。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3604293"}
{"text": "能完全理解前田日明说的话。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "别太冲动，悠着点。", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "我更新一下，据我所知实际上那个逃课的小伙子优不优秀也无所谓 反正能逃体育期末的，其他科啥情况也差不多的。最后毕业的时候也是给了个肄业证好像。至于我们学校，现在是不可能发生这么好玩的事情了 坐标 HZ＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝以下是原答案:只敢匿名来答毕竟我跟老师是好朋友。我体育选修选了健身（因为那个老师跟我说老乡），然后发现全班 40 号人包括我就仨男的。老师也很绝望，根本没什么对抗性的健身项目可以玩嘛~所以每次我们健身班的期末就是:捉迷藏吧，最先被捉到的 10 个及格，中间 20 个良好，最后 10 个优秀。很迷。（然后有个逃课的男生缺考，结果你们懂的，莫名其妙就优秀了）", "question": "你的学校有哪些令人窒息/智熄的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上帝保佑我进入十二生肖榜单", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvw3o80aauj20yi0yiqph"}
{"text": "竹蜻蜓出故障了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eidfa3rj7tj20ay0bpjs7"}
{"text": "手术失败后医生开始鬼扯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw9ysv2nagj30ci0elq6e"}
{"text": "笑。", "question": "热恋阶段，见到你的男/女朋友你想做的第一件事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "算术题难到连猫咪的手都要借来用了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "防弹金身少年团", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWwl1PGOSpkKyHxGTgKdyAhFJdFpXoMkdicNEXDxKpdU745LoFMM3qqaQ"}
{"text": "以退为进。双十一给爹妈买了包包和皮带花了两千多后，他们给我换了台笔记本电脑，我大概赚了两倍。不说了，我把全副身家都押上了，趁双十二，赶紧干票大的！", "question": "如何优雅地向父母要生活费？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我会不会是一只小猫咪！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdupbyczryj30ci0el42z"}
{"text": "挑战水机公司的首月换水免费服务。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4402129"}
{"text": "哪位记者隔空投送的涩图？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibzkQS6ZrBbG8JNaRDefkyicRNibJTX25xFwdduWiaWKPPg7lWB7Hhh5grw"}
{"text": "「快！推我去患者那儿！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebelk069r2j20be09qmy7"}
{"text": "到站为什么不叫醒我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvf1ok4g5dj60ci0el40z02"}
{"text": "学习笑容使人受欢迎已经四年了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7245955"}
{"text": "联系上了！", "question": null, "star": 2743, "type": "I2T", "image": "5255837"}
{"text": "咬掉了你的手指是我们不对，赔你就是了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "B……B……B……又要选B吗？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0n6mk8izjj30ci0eljty"}
{"text": "上帝：真是日了狗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBEmLGJkKuPBaDbCVggHgiaArzHZPEDyGNv3HXeEjAbCGwKmt0ibQAr4ww"}
{"text": "一看你就是个年轻的 HR 啊，来来来，叔教你两招。画大饼，说明年给你升职。画大饼，说年底给你工资加倍。画大饼，说以后你请假随便，还不用加班。画大饼，说你还有啥要求，公司等过了年一定给你满足。然后你偷偷找猎头，大撒网，让他们再找一个人顶替他。然后你发现新找的人比现有的还贵，咋办？那也要新的啊，找到人解决了公司的难题，是你大功一件。", "question": "员工以离职来要挟公司如何处理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我就射不准了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQBpwCQyAlA9zpxAnakhRZpZAlbNEPic7nic1gZmYpiakRbLb18icriakFzqw"}
{"text": "应该是做得很好的玩偶吧。特别是这个护目镜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6890474"}
{"text": "全校通知：不准在雕塑上晒被子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwBsuvT12USNrgiaM92ibic9w76q5efA4FGibaB8VQNDGauiaYribxQaoTDMweOVXniaib1b75gLjKtPwOeg"}
{"text": "暑假要自由自在地度过。", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "下一次的hiyamugi stage升级后，可用的调料会增加。", "question": "连续吃365天的拉面会发生什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3750406"}
{"text": "特别的日子", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7141105"}
{"text": "体温正常，上学去吧。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1Ynym7K15w6tzVdCZuFIicWTcEicJicO8ibSb8ib6mnSY5VpBUAYZ6bGB57DVqQ"}
{"text": "别跟着我了，我手上有强力胶", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "取消投稿功能不可用！", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 28, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "我的一篇小说里面的语文老师叫「宇文输」。同理，杀手可以叫「郎崖邦」，厨子可以叫「高亚郭」，司机可以叫「方项磐」，以此类推≥﹏≤", "question": "你是怎么给小说人物取名字的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想问一下关于新婚生活中使用的家具...，结果被说 开玩笑了会很困扰。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1605457"}
{"text": "A 股现在的走势非常关键，明确的和大家说，下午不是涨就是跌，虽然也有可能平盘，但是几率不大。长期持有应该会有不错的回报，但是也不排除继续下跌带来的损失， 建议大家在股票上涨之前买入，在股票下跌之前卖出。", "question": "有哪些「听君一席话，如听一席话」的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周末跟表姐出去逛街，表姐应该已经快二十了然后遇到了那种拍抖音或者快手短片的······刚开始是我发现一直有个男的跟在后面举着手机，我还以为是遇到变态了赶紧跟我表姐说，然后我表姐镇定自若地带着我往商场的广场走后面那个男的突然跑过来对我表姐说：小姐姐你掉东西了你知道吗表姐：不知道男的：你掉了我呀高潮来了表姐：（特别大声如同朗诵般）你不是东西！ ", "question": "你们都遇到过哪些沙雕事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是三胞胎！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6356675"}
{"text": "我的缺点是不爱吃蔬菜。", "question": "面试官问你的缺点是什么，应该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不行，我 158，比我矮那还得了", "question": "你能接受比你矮的男朋友吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《摇篮曲》演唱现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I52SibaztC5G5WibUSPQiceDzsibhBjiaHhGslvHeibLfHSLdGlHEYhmvzPtdA"}
{"text": "我们稍微休息一下吧。", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "可恶！敌人的提升竟然是重力控制", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RyIT6UiayOic4PEr32CYw1icn5S0xOsxIibL4D4J1GRKapqOeXX1LIu7fzcmiaHu0fOJicibhwmrvVEqWpw"}
{"text": "什么？刚才鼻涕的那张纸是演讲稿？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLicGv4ZvTtvb7XqKlTgeYJicvQ8EYdj22NSqfJ2ZftZMWehibhLwVicbIog"}
{"text": "很久以前的事情了，别放在心上。", "question": "童话简易模式。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631315"}
{"text": "蚊子很多。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5816707"}
{"text": "但是得了日神的冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxklqnHsXCunBAlsNJug3nictzw7xw6Rbo2o3eVNX8okADoKTrR3UA1nNQ"}
{"text": "我说你呀，给你安装的时候你为啥要跪着呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eme2zrmrxcj20b80almyk"}
{"text": "不管怎么说，在门口理地雷有点过分了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd7jb3e6bvj30ci0el0u3"}
{"text": "盲人看守所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGbjfhZeQsVRveMibqOsr5zQyB3m4dzPicDOvc5P8eXq3LBxGJaicpPmnFOA"}
{"text": "注目度很高的黑柳彻子。", "question": "把有名的书中的台词和艺人混在一起搞得乱七八糟，例如‘我可是很野性的哦~’", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2630663"}
{"text": "人是愚蠢的生物，尤其是你。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1717204"}
{"text": "我试图让mega进化，但是出了点问题。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6607274"}
{"text": "工地现场的早晨广播体操", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "95570"}
{"text": "你们去野炊凭啥让我背锅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM84bKvDpYLMnpo7S425xiajzf84dhtPZqDblVGib6jA04Iib7CnnerqB8Rw"}
{"text": "上了年纪的伏地嬷又一次感受到了每个月的那几天", "question": "如果《哈利波特》中的人物全员性别转换会发生什么故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "苗猫苗苗苗苗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heaw0pypenj30ci0elq8m"}
{"text": "那首歌没听完。", "question": "为什么有些人开车到家后会独自坐在车中发呆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的QQ秀也过期啦？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SQ8XVeiawYuP4s7nnmr6389hzQPEpaDCLx08ALcwp9I42hYicyfYnF4GCOMSvTGeQF8Y6Mgw7a1Yww"}
{"text": "送给帮助过我的人礼物。", "question": "请问夜体蜜素有什么意想不到的用法？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4285434"}
{"text": "广岛饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyt0zwuVJwHicUoeAW7tgElq8tBd0hicnNb6rmuiaLrLD90j6KVGMwwzf5Q"}
{"text": "在比特币出现之前，犯罪分子用的是纸币和金银。我怎么看待……我就忍了呗。", "question": "如何看待比特币沦为一种网络犯罪工具？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相信我，猫倒是可以把你调教成狗的性格。", "question": "有可能把猫调教成狗的性格吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没时间解释了，快上车！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "球内的外星人与我通信。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "在七夕许愿时写道“如果有可爱的小狗就好了”，愿望就实现了。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379010"}
{"text": "站在走廊里！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586456"}
{"text": "在室内变身撞到头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h73x0unlt7j30ci0elwhv"}
{"text": "我就吐了口睡沫，至于这样吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvStAjNGuvXcVDbK4GmV6Eax9qOHU0icBshiaGn9SY3vwyWyTEpunZAicIyw"}
{"text": "一并超", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "那个演不下去的老师还在继续表演。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6958908"}
{"text": "警犬迟到了于是赶紧找了个顶班", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "终于抢到了三国周边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3EibJicqASQ4dx6544icbibqlhjZ6wScG2iay9HLibLh3OicxGnR5PWKWfWI6w"}
{"text": "湖北省的一半的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvHYB4nxqk270AmtEysGGmriakYK3KyuYb3lKf6ADuYHGCyu2JvH5xtwA"}
{"text": "箭我借回来了", "question": null, "star": 1228, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "我以为是靴子，原来是熨斗。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4917787"}
{"text": "他们威胁我说如果不写出“国”这个字，就用颜艺来惩罚我，所以我试了一下。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6547708"}
{"text": "能不公放吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "在我的心中，今天变成昨天，明天变成今天的瞬间。", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "后面的人说没办法，只好这样了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "92219"}
{"text": "买了张超便宜的票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h704g5gomcj30ci0elq7i"}
{"text": "大家好，我是哆啦A梦！我正在接受拷问，那就是我。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "7064167"}
{"text": "结果还是金钱。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "为什么进屋不换鞋？把家里踩得乱七八糟的，看我不打死你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkPodrZ9RPJNibS22F9Zvm0gvyXcYicrciaTVmwmahE95NvsoNQalKgOxzA"}
{"text": "座机自拍效果怎么这么差", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9L2oF79gp2pWV0TXu0wAxFUE0FeBuKwJQoW5u9nFwDbTJb1EavExn0Q"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦拔下了它的尾巴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr9ndlW5IEs9RCsQhkQIVzvZ28oaLlKXoCxuWTSNCTh5SOicg1IrvB9uQ"}
{"text": "她说话太吵了我只好调低音量", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectampoc21j20bg0aqab8"}
{"text": "狼群的新首领会把旧首领的皮披在身上以展示权威", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfQPHmhaa5qt3XWViaaicjmTRXCBDichsvuTDnGPmZRGozP4LVhbLAibibqM7a483W15JM7PQ3PBqR6aA"}
{"text": "追赶内衣小偷的被害者们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOrUDuF4eecRjbNWEbtEh2sbkbZMsP8vurmSOhiaA9k3rTB0mCHKVJu99znlQVcZ701Cpbq0BDiaIQ"}
{"text": "无聊，前辈来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2599505"}
{"text": "三只都是草屋", "question": null, "star": 799, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpti3ovzdbj61221cbtin02"}
{"text": "我嫁过去了的瑜伽课太糟糕了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3661856"}
{"text": "现在抓周还来得及吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2ic7pws2ypnDseQibwYrAia6Qgm3OzLl7GGB5J6FN2SHw61ggQ8WQccuBvg"}
{"text": "挽起袖子加油干。", "question": "如果不行的话，请告诉我讨厌的门怎么开。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2273895"}
{"text": "我是湘南飙车族的亲卫队长石川AKIRA！等一下！地狱军团！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1221450"}
{"text": "没有采用预告的就是那天青苹果的味道。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284002"}
{"text": "后悔跳槽到亚马逊了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g9bmqbpc4aj210e0zdtfd"}
{"text": "遭遇猛兽，如何脱身，在线等，挺急的...", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtlw3qxsaj20yi1ah4qp"}
{"text": "我知道是谁干的了... 犯人就是...", "question": null, "star": 925, "type": "I2T", "image": "6832307"}
{"text": "带着洗发水出门。", "question": "台风来的时候绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4714244"}
{"text": "别学兰博。", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "腋光曲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicaF6d3mPFRFtibGFMdwcE3ibYKer71yvJlK1cVfSL4vceNsyrrSkf7YbA"}
{"text": "鳕鱼子很鲜艳。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3226190"}
{"text": "译文：Tsuba Kyorou is still a penguin after all.", "question": "酸奶奶奶现在在想什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860109"}
{"text": "《我的腹肌》", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "在我落地前按下右边按钮垫子就会出现哦大雄~大雄？大雄！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzr6ce9mhxj30ci0eljvh"}
{"text": "不交收视费就一直播这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go49qwyeaaj30ci0eln2z"}
{"text": "同时开了六台投影仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W31tzeA6YfpcXUOwOYvOEh8iarYcsGE5eyxduPZc3OhPpNWxOyp8Nib3A"}
{"text": "北京中老缅泰将商公河安全10月30日孟建柱会见缅甸内政部陪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3XzziaziaEU4E9X30CMAEEZp8KNFnOzRYib8gicJ9dLZibZUYticEj8UAsbDQ"}
{"text": "老婆生下一只黑猫后铲屎官送来的第一餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRZUrzxKn81ahogQqlU1XCyNMBI8UWE9CWIVDTz3XdCfaByiaI85a6gFw"}
{"text": "       车子 女子 票子    房子                     孩子                   我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq30wyN2PnE05iaiakHMLflia0EsnCY7ibZsuPEPMyKutF8xRo1n0j7CctFpQ"}
{"text": "主任，尸检过程中睁眼是正常现象吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicK9ObckpCSI68NxxFIEJvyfCL9c2E3uFDGxgj0PpZqwFyNnNnmwMVJw"}
{"text": "啊呀呀被摆布着，左右胳膊交替看……", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6832869"}
{"text": "画像和收到的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5326517"}
{"text": "因为血的颜色是红的。", "question": "为什么许多玩家对于国产游戏里血不是红色的而耿耿于怀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好可爱！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7152258"}
{"text": "我会好好报复的！", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855547"}
{"text": "谢谢您呐，我家里头热得快炸了_(:_」∠)_", "question": "郭德纲在台上被泼水会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "川航，发饭的时候会有帅帅的空少拿着一瓶老干妈跟在小推车后面，一人分一勺，哈哈哈萌萌哒。", "question": "你在坐飞机过程中遇到最奇葩的经历是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是真横角度，所以可以看到阿基拉的百分之百……", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "6508307"}
{"text": "强力胶受害猫", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "你最近说话觉得辛苦吗？", "question": "小面包人受伤的一句话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3719528"}
{"text": "两人份的烧烤套餐半价", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 53, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "天台拉屎，来送纸的同学终于到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtQT42k6YediaGc86Z6N80EudNE1uqfvIODF7YYQAzFoMX3ibyuZiccsXMw"}
{"text": "「你的耳朵真漂亮，应该能听见很远的声音吧」『啥？你说啥？』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ev5pjerlb4j20ao0b2dic"}
{"text": "胡适（1891—1962）为了保护名人隐私，中间省略三位手机号。", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从小到大就好这口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtklqBEY9ialA7MeyG80vwrviciczlupjHKNF37kQ5Gc4Ia4fjjwMsib2A8A"}
{"text": "翻过两座大山，在丛林的尽头是那片湿地。", "question": "请问怎样去漫湖呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464589"}
{"text": "2016年我高考当时百日誓师在气球上写了浙大后来没能如愿以偿去了北大", "question": "2020 年高考百日「云誓师」，你们的誓词是什么？最想考上哪所大学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玩《谁是卧底》第一局就被出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEAv9aNHHHTInpQLpPuWjicJFh5eQPnkOHSGqV9yCHzqxo5iaXIfSUKlxA"}
{"text": "去了趟动物园之后", "question": null, "star": 485, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpejevbwc9j60zz1bzjz302"}
{"text": "想象一下一排连一起的话，那要是疼起来是啥情形。", "question": "造物主为什么要创造牙缝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天我把大家的咖喱都吃光了，对不起。但是很好吃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2822352"}
{"text": "谁穿谁棒槌", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "杨。。。杨教授，我真的电不动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xoExBgEMDic0l2342jOelbcicF76GLzTQ3L6D6cVebp6b60Hq0FZetvytQ"}
{"text": "不生气，我先去做个美美的头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPYbvLOSMpoDAw7skJYkXvwBqf4CeMXa2w2m5LU144J2gOwiaPIZB7ZcJMauMaHFr7wFOWiaDngeg"}
{"text": "你说你想要个电视？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1ib08XoiboS9pwS0HIWSDrLyvW7A1J2oteptePAuCHfqLibDnSAkWuVEHQ"}
{"text": "嘿，出租车，到那个世界也要一路顺风。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7022114"}
{"text": "李荣浩吧，感觉不尊重人，没有睁眼看过人", "question": "有哪些让你庆幸及早脱粉的明星？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次再对我耍流氓就不是一只胳膊这么简单了臭小子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZN0M3DoOCCibdOUCpYv5Y2Qys1icm6ZRPPkL1FdWkeauBLsrSOXE73DjYQ"}
{"text": "听说新来的女员工最近被骚扰了，所以加强了对她的监视。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6543139"}
{"text": "呜啊，我的影子竟然动起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrDUcuaGtPk01ibahR32J0sWc2xByIw4HBzBHG5jZp9qHDEHc31tVlFQ"}
{"text": "初一期末考试，前面一女同学趁老师不注意，回头悄悄地问我第二道选择题答案，我告诉她了。刚好有一道判断题我不太会，便也悄悄问她，她回了我一句终生难忘的话：「一会放学告诉你。」", "question": "人可以有多过分？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱情和我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VZR7iaaaMlcMtvm3eJIvLcqe3lI3BAkmDB5Z0802vILic4ZGQ4RV6UDrw"}
{"text": "发现我的舍友是真的懒。", "question": "你在「大扫除」中发现过哪些意外的惊喜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "连续接吻世界记录挑战赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqDxZPkbqSZzuvDfTCjVnjxkSjKthX6C7289K8HxT87rnRibxHuSmwOWYADYCoxcA0vvZMvEeUpDQ"}
{"text": "婚礼马上就要举行了。", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "满足特定条件后可以解锁更多角色的游戏界面。", "question": null, "star": 159, "type": "I2T", "image": "3194977"}
{"text": "24小时电视", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 42, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "开车之后明白了一个道理：你能横穿马路跑过去，不是因为你跑得快，而是过来的车都踩了刹车。", "question": "开车的人和不开车的人思维有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在不是在演讲吗？我要展现出斯蒂芬的样子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6681756"}
{"text": "我想吃家庭鸡。", "question": "我喊过一次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6172074"}
{"text": "正被部长训斤时社长躲在他身后逗我笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnw7yqmh0ej30ci0elwmh"}
{"text": "你才20岁，照理不会有什么背痛的啊？我：↑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLjDg4AlVXxN20TvOxYRQ4wpnL2LtumodyZy6chWkmp0xGKfRNRJg6UQ"}
{"text": "幸子啊~别点我啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4107611"}
{"text": "一眨眼的工夫就中了河豚的毒。", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "刚开始坐月子婆婆已经连续炖了一周的鲫鱼汤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvI3ccywG756cMaZbtoIf8bMjrVDf7GzarR1xibxiawxIXO8YBrcSP99AA"}
{"text": "来了！下降的龙！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3838653"}
{"text": "花泽类", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "升旗仪式看到前面的同学头上占了根羽毛，想笑但要憋住", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "人类如厕时间变短。", "question": "如果没有苹果公司，世界现在会是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦？看推理小说呢，这本挺好看的对了，这家伙是凶手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDKw4wHTHXP5NRNlViavfw2J10oyDz1A57J5KKO3qgFNnsY12hick30Kicw"}
{"text": "加班狗", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "喂！老爷子！怪兽在这边！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hft71r9ja4j30ci0elwii"}
{"text": "坟头草长，已足足丈余。", "question": "前女友给我发了句「陌上花开，可缓缓归矣」，该怎么用古诗拒绝她？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "画画的表示，可以当素材库找参考图使用。比如想画美腿就搜索「丝袜」。物品的拍摄角度都非常齐全，比图鉴书还强。", "question": "淘宝网有哪些鲜为人知的使用技巧和功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎……小时候真好啊……想回到小时候……", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6848297"}
{"text": "由于对方话不断，一边看着对方一边听着并打了个喷嚏。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2226160"}
{"text": "当我爸看我的数学成绩单时", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "我还以为是 QQ 又出了个新钻。。", "question": "骨灰钻是什么原理？国内价格多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是孙悟空。", "question": "你把角色的名字记错了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6726791"}
{"text": "虽然我是单身狗，但我专门负责情感咨询", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "呆子！", "question": "如何用一句话证明你看过《西游记》，字越少越好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骗子，纯良的骗子！", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "1656113"}
{"text": "免费玩家终于凑齐了浑身的装备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibO3flsRoEwUtHiaW0jNBfUPVK4enD8gqZBhCEpgPMQT5HkrmG8icuhCfA"}
{"text": "虽然腿不长，但还是要给大家表演一个一字马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjvr48oOicHock0HVEoDflII4tjohTJUJIIIb5Tn95206j0g9TSrLHAsg"}
{"text": "桐岛要退出社团了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6400824"}
{"text": "不是我说你。", "question": "你听过最假的一句话是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，今天考试的背面是...", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "高中时在放学路上看到一学妹，基友狠下心上前搭讪「学妹，你 QQ 多少啊，我想认识你！」「我背不下来。」背不下来……背不下来……背不下来……", "question": "你听过的最可爱的拒绝是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太有用了！", "question": "我讨厌这样的中学生。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6549388"}
{"text": "我现在是胖胖超人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5940557"}
{"text": "让路吧……‘对不起！’‘对不起！’", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2976211"}
{"text": "别影响我拍照！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5459922"}
{"text": "我想平凡地过日子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4640359"}
{"text": "笑脸恐怖的大猩猩", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449902"}
{"text": "在SM俱乐部碰到了同事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hanw2l7fq9j30ci0el0xg"}
{"text": "摩天轮顶端。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "去洗衣店取内衣和短裤时发现还在进行风干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grekrh3xmyj30ci0elqcr"}
{"text": "先查想养的犬种的运动量，再评估下自己的空闲时间和房屋面积。反正我查好之后改养猫了。", "question": "养狗需要做哪些前期工作才能放心养狗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「接下来只需拉开拉链模仿大象就这么简单」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9ymgvx03pj20as0cn0tu"}
{"text": "「一个顶俩」会成为不可饶恕咒。", "question": "如果《哈利·波特》中可以使用中国成语，会是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爸教我开车的时候异常焦虑——三十多年老司机，总驾驶长度可绕地球 80 多圈——在他看来，按我那水平随时可能撞死十个八个的，违规水平一天扣个二十分也不在话下。他和我妈饭后遛弯，走过一个车辆只许右转的丁字路口。我妈刚往左拐，就感到一只有力的大手一把把她拽了回来。天上有暗器？路上有车？脚下井盖空了？我爸紧张地到处寻找着摄像头说:「逆行了！」", "question": "你在生活中有哪些职业病或职业习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "易拉罐的最后一点怎么也喝不到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ym6f7YH6Qeic6HjfoIU2xW0Kmqo00U7cicZibWRoFkIGHEwicHafCenNUImw"}
{"text": "了前排说话大声的人后，尺后悔了..", "question": null, "star": 485, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp46wex1bmj60u00ykwq702"}
{"text": "是我在商店买的玩具啦，你没看过那个动画吗", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "简介VPN的工作原理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2nO9icMU6mFbwYWdTTnOqNmH1iaLvtWzcD8Hp9lAjAEdrjVh1tQWJFPejtfQbKqgtibMbAMuSc48yA"}
{"text": "我买了一件据说含羊毛超过100%的商品，结果……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3227953"}
{"text": "这说明天庭是个法治社会", "question": "嫦娥不过是一个舞女领班、而天蓬元帅掌管10万天兵、为什么就配不上嫦娥呢?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "很好！这样一来十二生肖就只剩两只了", "question": null, "star": 479, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4guyyfft4j61401hc48i02"}
{"text": "网瘾少年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1galvgjbj1ij212k12kgr5"}
{"text": "看完女足比赛后有人把厕所标志改了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHRjaHDukGdpq5E8Bdn6VeVuGlnLOdo7AGTqYar1cLe1HxDrlvBAXePg"}
{"text": "刚才去洗手间撒尿，突然想起来中年大叔喜欢用手扶墙。试了一下，真舒服……然后瞬间面如死灰。", "question": "有哪一刻让你觉得中年将至？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他的水平连猴子都不如。", "question": "请说点像风之谷的娜乌西卡那样的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3034139"}
{"text": "很难交到朋友。", "question": null, "star": 526, "type": "I2T", "image": "5948878"}
{"text": "自然杂志的增厚速度已经超过光速，但这并不违反相对论，因为它没有传递任何信息", "question": "物理领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无人机会被偷走。", "question": "用无人机送快递存在什么技术难题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前，家里大小事都是爷爷在准备，他老人家那年过世后，奶奶 70+ 岁，快过年了，自己准备很多水果、零食之类送人或招待，隔壁邻居一个 90+ 岁的老婆婆，夸我奶奶：「你也懂事起来了。」90+ 跟 70+，莫名戳笑点，不好意思，我迷之笑点……原文评论区 @舟舟：我奶奶 80 多岁，过节当着众多亲戚朋友的面喊我叔叔（45 岁）：宝宝！到妈这儿来，和你说件事！叔叔瞬间愣住了……", "question": "走亲访友时都遇到过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "便秘三个月终于拉出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8Qx9YgWau0yOwz6oy2DWPDhWmOEibaiaEMb75zowsO6ulcxHOPAxibyACw"}
{"text": "突然意识到医生长了三只手", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "你们是联合国儿童基金会的吧？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1961373"}
{"text": "阿周那！迦尔纳！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "「你这个是黑白的，还只能看书，怎么不买个平板？」", "question": "有哪些话一说出来就感觉那个人很 low？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我来配这次的吐槽语吧", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "无家可归的老太婆迟迟不回家，让人困窘。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2924382"}
{"text": "我在打工时和其他孩子一起吃的肯德基好吃吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595915"}
{"text": "头脑会谈的内容是艺术与自然。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7137191"}
{"text": "我们正准备玩群星呢，你们还在王国风云？而且版本感人", "question": "如何看待泰国王妃诗妮娜因「不忠」被剥夺头衔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还好我的朋友反应比我慢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4pWo8vUK8gZY59YBr4cRbiadibqibFx9FfJtc0jCHEO3hG7fico4GvexMuQ"}
{"text": "花札游戏新手准备赏花酒的场景。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6215663"}
{"text": "剩下九个问题应该问什么？", "question": "如果人类可以向先进地外文明要求解答十个问题，应当如何选择？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "修建堤坝。", "question": "在旋转寿司店里绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6385428"}
{"text": "没问题，因为我和奥桑的头发一样长。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5719947"}
{"text": "煽动在工作的人", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "有可能是博士刚毕业。。。。", "question": "35 岁了还不结婚的男人是什么心态？和他们谈恋爱靠不靠谱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送两篇高分 sci 给他一作，不开玩笑", "question": "相亲喜欢上位外科医生，有对方微信和手机号，也知道他上班医院，怎么将他撩到手？？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的头发很容易打结吗……", "question": "水母打结了怎么办？会自己解开吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这只猫白白地活了100万次。", "question": "那个标题太浪费了，删掉它吧。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6090324"}
{"text": "先不说可不可行，但你为什么要这么做呢？敲黑板：冬虫夏草不是给你吃的，也不是药材，它是虚拟货币！是货币！是货币！记好了！冬虫夏草是在有送礼需求的人的圈子里作为一般等价物存在的！这些人有被送礼的需求，也有送礼给别人的需求。送礼是表达「诚意」的一种方式。现金、跑车、名表、冬虫夏草……这些都是「诚意」。最好的冬虫夏草是严控总量的、塑料做的假冬虫夏草，而不是真冬虫夏草。一个塑料做的假的东西，比起它的正牌居然更好更值钱。一个无生命的假东西，比带有生命的真东西更值钱，经济学的规律就是这么奇妙，也再一次证明了：无实体的虚拟的东西最高级，有实体无生命的东西一般高级，一旦有生命跟生物沾点边立刻就 low 起来。知乎日报注：有删节，全文见这里", "question": "能不能把真菌放进虫子体内、人工制造冬虫夏草？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有钥匙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ekgl0bxiokj20at08iwfj"}
{"text": "没有在浴室里放糖和牛奶。", "question": "新入职的公司是黑心企业，为什么发现的？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383785"}
{"text": "对不起，我刚跳出来……", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4659104"}
{"text": "防御+5个敏捷-20√", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs6137vvx0j30ci0eldn0"}
{"text": "久等了，我给你拿纸来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "一个人对过去充满优越，说明他对现在感到自卑。", "question": "为什么一些人总拿高中成绩，或者高考成绩吹牛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我听别人说这世界上有一种帆布鞋是不能洗的，它只能够一直的走呀走呀， 走累了就在风里面睡觉，这种鞋一辈子只能下水一次，那一次就是它死的时候。——《匡威正传》", "question": "匡威帆布鞋穿久了真的要洗嗎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Windows 正在联机寻找解决方案。", "question": "计算机世界里有哪些经典谣言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于让他睡着了，下班回家。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibHnVUPpCmgVcSMUr3V0KsNtZMExKOBfOlexU1TS8ryQALVVcfwZLqHQ"}
{"text": "不穿背带裤谁也认不出我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hetdbxmxj8j30ci0eltce"}
{"text": "那你手也别离开方向盘啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "哈哈！啦啦！哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3658400"}
{"text": "，我想开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFiaHae9Kbib9OYqibFtVCZRgbxfKSOSXRxO2ThibLNV5Fz07X2l7DuaMCbA"}
{"text": "哈哈哈~~~！ 方便面里的油料包再多，能跟私房菜比吗？ 你真逗……", "question": "很多图片编辑软件操作简单功能也不少，可为什么有的人宁愿用 Photoshop？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“没人举手吗？那我要点名了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1oczampmqj20lv0o6n0a"}
{"text": "真拿你没办法啊，大雄！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wGJg5bU37ZUgnDYvmDNvvqbqID5mvt589VziaDvGLy6VX9hKkcAvQ5Bg"}
{"text": "公交马上到银行了，但头套还没织好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq6VR0N0HnQKtGdzlC1ChbopDtHwbgHERvdYAdwTRfo3XSJDNc7agoicw"}
{"text": "便检", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwdsmdmuu6j30ci0elt9v"}
{"text": "有点感冒", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtk1dju1pj20yi1091kx"}
{"text": "你刚才说这个美甲体验确实是不收钱的吧？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "还是直接说比较好。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7272568"}
{"text": "咳嗽的时候，我以为弄出来了，赶紧跑进厕所，刚脱下裤子就发现没出来，松了口气正要出来时又咳了出来。", "question": "肚子饿的人能产生共鸣。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "966997"}
{"text": "吃了口屎还噎住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyic6znibCiaJMmZHWGgUKz5FY4KIjpEVETOqiczA8dctxEwAkTPI0GkYOicjQ"}
{"text": "不要把我塞进蜘蛛侠屁股里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ss0QibrtUICWC5Dx2mI70uu0MdbD2ARSbbVD5LhkoJ7iaiaZiaialQgVRpdRQ"}
{"text": "应该和《自然哲学的数学原理》销量差不多吧。", "question": "《九阴真经》大量印刷，广传天下，那么武林会变成什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊家长各国都有。我在美军医院儿科的时候，团里有个风情万种的大姐姐，每次这个大姐姐来带孩子体检我都会陷入沉思，她给三个孩子起的名字分别 Faith（信仰），Destiny（命运），Fortune（时运）。", "question": "有哪些熊爸妈才会起的名字?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麻烦给我一份咖喱鸡肉饭。", "question": "我喊过一次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6172074"}
{"text": "我们点的干脆面怎么还不上？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "没有星星的早晨。", "question": "对你来说，这就是傻乎乎的。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1573670"}
{"text": "遇见碰瓷老大爷，吓得我全身惨白", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewsj1l4vyfj208g0bn0uc"}
{"text": "奥特曼说：‘好高啊～’ 怪兽‘叽叽叽’", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4797412"}
{"text": "有一个教授，在课堂上做了一个实验。他拿起一个杯子，想杯子中倒小石头，问同学们：「这杯子满了吗？」学生们回答：「满啦！」教授并没有说话，拿起沙子倒入杯中，沙子遍填满了杯中的缝隙，问到：「这回满了么？」学生们默不作声教授再向杯中倒水，并向学生们说到：「这个实验告诉我们：  再碰到说吃饱了喝不下去酒的，就让他死去。」", "question": "你听过哪些反智的鸡汤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都会被爸妈拿走保管", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqick9icibmqcv9bdGQGfwVVeobtiaKu8tV1MribT6iaN1aG0nu9vNibJ9Wn4viaQ"}
{"text": "洗完碗后还端着杯子过来了。", "question": null, "star": 388, "type": "I2T", "image": "7203222"}
{"text": "「进屋之前不知道先敲门吗老妈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es1ik044jgj209z09ewfy"}
{"text": "名侦探柯南", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "弹出去的鼻屎立马就成精了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410Tic3r1UxeHLFZI3rmRQrOa7ticZXicd9UXOkS1S0tWJ4cNmqkNnJqULMSg"}
{"text": "听哥一句劝，以后你会后悔这么个决定的。", "question": "有没有什么情侣手机软件，让女朋友随时知道我在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "楼下都同意拆迁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIyQXSE9mbhZCOB3IaAuicA6MguD0LuQkhhic0q95YNMPjaGicZkTQtw1IA"}
{"text": "上小学时候，自己养了蜗牛当宠物。蜗牛下了小蜗牛，成千上万。实在养不下了，就在学校门口支了个摊。大个的卖 5 毛，小个的买 1 毛。一天能买个十几块钱。有个最大的养了两年有拳头大，一个家长出 15 块，犹豫了半天，愣没舍得卖，又给带回家了。", "question": "你做过哪些比较怪的工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我总是闻花香，今天就让花闻一下我的鼻子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2383368"}
{"text": "早餐：吐司配一杯牛奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "今年的万圣节装扮大赛水平很高。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1982442"}
{"text": "“这里已经满员了”", "question": null, "star": 116, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "看完狮子王之后", "question": null, "star": 261, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gql8ghpftwj60y219f0ya02"}
{"text": "确认男友出轨。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906050"}
{"text": "我一打开飞行模式，手机就变这样了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "无论扔掉多少回每次都寄到付跑回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqydlbw846j30ci0eljz5"}
{"text": "TT兄弟评选的世界Top100", "question": "这本书太狂热了以至于卖不出去，它的标题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4219348"}
{"text": "让我鹿渴鹿渴", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "电影放映中，夫妻争吵演变为枪战。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386398"}
{"text": "精子：都让开，我可是五胞胎！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6Dnw45QxiaUeBHV7ZnpFia1lvcBG33c5Qm9fjAHGq3EWUnOOo4jLcibhocOgw"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦的白发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0W7KcqPzeKL00kX6jqodxhrVr9j8n5feZV6CWrWx9nZGZDEyLPozMIA"}
{"text": "都想不起来对方的名字", "question": null, "star": 335, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpeollupe5j611d1du12c02"}
{"text": "塑封的照片进了一条空气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYY0TuImb1MVmibZjzibEDdHyibQSm1pTbibnViaA0AVucmCqDOViabq0BdQJUw"}
{"text": "麦克：好臭啊，飞沫乱溅的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5238737"}
{"text": "说了不想去肯德基，就被带到了肯塔基州。", "question": "孩子用纸条写了个“羊肉罐头”，结果妈妈说买回来的是真的羊肉，不是罐头。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6910161"}
{"text": "接下来是剧场版讨论会出木杉你快走吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxuxres60jj30ci0el0wi"}
{"text": "各个肤色和平共处", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "秋元康开始做虚拟主播了。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "6921126"}
{"text": "你老婆回来了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVicJuZ3R1ImZrQya324LYibibjx7Gku91lnv2Qmnvw2PduJSsEib1nLqriaQ"}
{"text": "哦，难受，我胸口闷/是的是的，我来给你打针。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6495423"}
{"text": "因为真的挺贵的。", "question": "为什么大部分留学生都会认为留学的那几年是人生中最珍贵的几年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“厕所旁边抽烟的那个傻子，到教务处来一趟”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "全都是他买的但是只能看报纸的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbX09kcVfEv7UvwuAedtaXMQgpqLH0IjTjmREqPJZK5uX3Wr1icmh5TAQg"}
{"text": "和服务员撞衫后，再也无法完整把点的东西拿到自己的餐桌上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SVSje15umvEicadIvLIvteJuNDXIepxCMPKwVuMsko9qlzrCy7n6mia5GYnklYicYmicjax8jArYk7gw"}
{"text": "“喂喂喂，不买别乱碰！“", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8qyei00fdj20fk0f2tdq"}
{"text": "绿灯表示充电完成", "question": null, "star": 293, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqkd4mkprsj61331390xw02"}
{"text": "全家人都聚在一起了。", "question": "新年里最开心的事情。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2541570"}
{"text": "请问有L码的这个吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2641685"}
{"text": "明明是照着我的腰围做的......", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "妈妈，为什么玩家角色可以随便砸我们的灌子翻我们的箱子啊？", "question": null, "star": 1605, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h72q4l3ddmj61401o0tat02"}
{"text": "普京：你去过西伯利亚吗？\n乘客：没去过……\n普京：你再踢一次椅子就有机会去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN6tshxJxAjJp2FhTK3rCUZJiaFT4dxwr4FPicCHc9h7Afj9FUTk1WaNKow"}
{"text": "虽然完全不懂，但我还是试试看能不能通过。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "6729338"}
{"text": "报警吧，我没钱结账", "question": null, "star": 1252, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjj58ooa3kj60zf0u80xz02"}
{"text": "这个留着，晚饭吸我夫人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNicBKl7cgicfZcGO8J24yHDU4KkiaLJ4cu9TEZjvAKs6rnbePVymViaeTow"}
{"text": "导师：在吗？", "question": "一句话的信息量能大到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再说一遍鸡你太美？说啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5H38xWVyBSBChxYvVOMHEV7kGmR0bdhefWxQblJVppXK9ic07soR1W9nQ"}
{"text": "我：「老板来一碗肉丝面，不要放醋，少放辣椒，不放香菜，多放点肉，谢谢。」老板：「一碗肉丝面。」", "question": "你有过哪些「并没有什么用」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毕业后，学校必定装修。", "question": "你发现了哪些基于个人经验的神秘规律？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剧组盒饭只剩4个了", "question": null, "star": 204, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvmvh0d9i4j60u0108wj102"}
{"text": "因为想舔撒在文件上的东西被老板看见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXD2tKx1wPucJ1NxbuTOs55cQJguEwyVgWm6p2AI86CglP2YJm1qW2fw"}
{"text": "别TM乱踢，多危险啊！没看到新换的玻璃吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3si4qeqj20fe0f3mz5"}
{"text": "我老公把我惹生气之后。我：强忍怒气回床睡觉等人哄；老公：这一切表面上看起来很平静但是隐隐又感觉哪里不对但是老婆都睡了估计也没什么事我还是不要多想了也睡觉吧；我：你竟然当做什么都没发生过我更生气了，我要把你的被子拉过来让你主动跟我说话；老公：我媳妇惩罚我把被子拉走了，我还是老老实实接受惩罚，冷点就冷点吧。我：……", "question": "男人和女人在思维上的差异是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撒大米", "question": "请您告诉我遇到别车时的应对方法。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619361"}
{"text": "让我看看你的钱包。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6684964"}
{"text": "哦，经常看到前泽社长从这里经过。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4138637"}
{"text": "老公，你回来啦！可以先给我打点气吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3A9cHzQTTp2PGalnmh3XZDBicBuoicYOQBQOWEsSYVLI1dUf5pfgZaltQ"}
{"text": "我是死神，来接你上路的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1muOWdjX0WXpiafUm7icz8nJtiaMoLbWPUeOK9getv2Q0NP2mcIXZnQSQQ"}
{"text": "给周杰伦打榜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaItGGL453ibAvq6x20AZgx7O8CUztQ0ibxs2ElKnxH5EYGTIuOBhN7XjXQ"}
{"text": "盯上的寿司又被截了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjCrKWPRMZOPYEFqoyOItZgZp4ZW8ZFcguz0pYJ0ywlG9MyvV6EiblmTLK3bt1XqLq9gLmOicEcic6mw"}
{"text": "又回来了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4QzUfAts5WPmkskeaXSNoColQDgxp6fjKIQAFglRfcvcB2omgy4amfUQ"}
{"text": "妻子在山上遇难后经过十天的营救终于回来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5103338"}
{"text": "请您不要为自己做不出最后一题找借口", "question": "你们会为了深爱的人高考放弃最后一道十五分的大题吗（为和她考上同一所大学）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候，iPhone 是 QQ 空间特别关注的好友，正在输入中，消息等一宿。少年时，iPhone 是 UC 浏览器里初识的女优，趴在被窝抖，宿管在门口。长大后，iPhone 里多了楼顶的倍镜和李白的酒，他在毒圈守，你在塔下苟。后来啊，iPhone 里又多了钉钉铃声和月底的 KPI，自由在招手，甲方一票否。而现在，如果 iPhone 可以小一些，或许就能腾出点空间，牵牵她的手。...............................", "question": "如何看待 iPhone 12 mini？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "带上这个帽子之后你将不再是一个凡人人世间的节假日不得再沾半点关系", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0JLzsoZibKXBChwjOe9V9AJHdAEwdqopBERLwnmaHfJzYjwlstSWcwCA"}
{"text": "据她说，像是牛肉炖菜。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4079723"}
{"text": "回到家后，家人热烈欢迎我领取红包。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4064621"}
{"text": "如果付不起房租就搬出去吧/等等，房东先生/女士！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1877065"}
{"text": "我和教官的对话是单向的。", "question": "驾校常见的欺凌行为。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4175323"}
{"text": "“原来住这里的老鼠一家已经搬走了。真的。”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "最终目标是178人。", "question": "伊纳巴到底想做什么，能带上一百人吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7355370"}
{"text": "在我不在的坟前别哭泣！", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "“你为什么不戴口罩！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "把我粗暴扯进被子里要给我看大宝贝的男人", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "星期天还要上班辛苦了。(窃笑)", "question": "快到圣诞节了，我有一句话想说。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2502402"}
{"text": "给平太郎先生750分。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "最蠢的就是把别人自黑的话当成事实。", "question": "如何看待「不孝有三，读博为大」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实我不是伤员我蒙上脸是来抢劫的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCqQTaqYIHrb7uiadBeH8FqdFj08ZwfbDBEvqPtsRw2aPO2yMAyoCOdfw"}
{"text": "你说什么？公司只有八个员工，你什么意思？", "question": "热心的员工占6%。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215647"}
{"text": "有人穿着玩偶装参加了跑步跨栏比赛。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5327927"}
{"text": "有个丑女溺水了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha3h48k0mbj30ci0elwit"}
{"text": "《印度爱情故事》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmNfpkdNLenibtNduIiaOwqps21U4mhGIW9kEnVaMTa1Jh1W3HotsJdVQg"}
{"text": "初中时随便加的网友，后来成了我研究生的导师。", "question": "突然发现和自己一起网上冲浪的沙雕网友是自己的甲方/乙方是什么体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "作为一个老舔狗我曾经为了我的女朋友背叛了二次元，我为了她我放弃了我最珍贵的东西。直到她跟我分手的那一天，我才彻底醒悟，原来我放弃我最珍贵的东西去陪她，她是觉得理所当然的，她可以去追韩剧，可以去刷抖音学小姐姐小哥哥的做作语录，而不批准我接触二次元，呵呵，又当又立。三次元充满着欺骗，只有二次元永远不会背叛我，在我生活工作迷茫又失落的时候，里面的纸片人总会对我说:吶吶，欧尼酱，带丝其，haru~haru~，是她们鼓励我在这个残酷的世界上活到了现在。", "question": "男朋友太喜欢二次元了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个问题很深奥，我们先看看这两个人。歌德是谁？歌德是德国著名的文学家，从事文学。巴赫是谁？巴赫是国际奥委会主席，从事体育。那么歌德和巴赫为什么会一起提出哥德巴赫猜想呢?文体两开花啊！", "question": "为什么歌德与巴赫会提出哥德巴赫猜想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别自己动手去拿，也不要叫朋友一起去。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1402093"}
{"text": "武家的礼法和规矩。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "历史老师：问谁烧了圆明园？你儿子居然回答不知道。家长：已经揍过这兔崽子了，他承认圆明园是他烧的了。", "question": "我们为什么要禁止刑讯逼供？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不费电，我现在就在用 Chrome，用到现在这么久，笔记本电量还有 50%，我估讠", "question": "Chrome 真的很费电吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "离家出走的扇贝...", "question": "美国核潜艇在南海撞到了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "商场高科技试衣镜真好用啊", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "门锁视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIXmqXOTrsC4aN1SFTrTrkKZE35fXHx4KlMc6ODQGM9ZPVoJichtxqnoA"}
{"text": "终于到了南极点了，我们向北返回吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrTKk7lWCgibovj4YmZoh03RfrpPKr2icib7ujTDAeaBIobSgaicGHaq6zew"}
{"text": "中学同学的事。这个女生有次替人家考试，写名字的时候下意识的写了自己的姓，然后意识到错了，就把自己的姓划掉又写了被替考人的名字。正巧被监考老师看到了，老师揶揄道，你还能把自己名字记错啊。此刻我同学抬头望着老师说，我的父母…离婚了。老师无比同情的哦了一声，便再也没有过问。", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的临场反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宣誓！我们要遵守体育精神！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313336"}
{"text": "林家三平的搞笑秘诀", "question": "谁听那个广播节目啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7111220"}
{"text": "今天我替丘比特值班~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9f3M5gf91zuuBwxxxI4V31RLibPk5cwGcZ9XYsnqTQhBOibSWQxibnOhwQ"}
{"text": "人类的起源。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6639761"}
{"text": "一炮而红。", "question": "胡闹，轻率行事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1173315"}
{"text": "喵星人连夜打电话给汪星人。喵星人：@d#¥€£>~¥#@d#¥€£>~¥#汪星人：#¥>£€~#%¥£¥>£€~#%¥£¥#", "question": "国际犬业联合会宣布「俄罗斯的狗将被禁止参加该组织举办的各类赛事」，如何看待这一决定？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我觉得是在试探你智商。", "question": "朋友介绍的姑娘，见面两次就问我借钱，说给她弟买个手机，这是在试探我是否小气吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捉迷藏中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5853237"}
{"text": "世界又不认识你，它是无意的。", "question": "世界是善意的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以下回答转载自博朗君发起的问题「关于剃须，你经历过什么样的车祸现场？」中的知友回答，看来大家关于剃须的苦水还是挺多的。菲力的飞行计划 的回答：一开始只是想修一下祖传的络腮胡，最后迫不得已整把胡子都剃了。双层芝士 的回答：第一次用手动刮胡子，差点丢失了那颗陪伴我 15 年的痣。luke lee 的回答：按着奥兰多布鲁姆的样子修的八字胡，最终修成了卓别林。老 Moe 的回答：那次面试，面试官第一个问题是问我为什么下巴贴着创可贴。点这里，完美躲避剃须车祸现场，随型所欲，「剃」造不凡  ", "question": "广告 · 关于剃须，你经历过什么样的车祸现场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我从外面回到家的时候发现我妈在拿着我的笔记本电脑上网。（这种侵犯他人隐私权的行为必须谴责！）十分震惊。因为我电脑是有开机密码的，而我妈绝不是那种能暴力破解的人。我问我妈怎么开机的。她很淡定地回答我：「你不是有密码提示么，诗圣。「我先试了杜甫的拼音，错误。转念一想你这么酸的人，应该不会这么简单，估计是杜甫的诗句。开机，开门，排查了一下，第一个想到的就是蓬门今始为君开。试了试拼音，果然正确。就这么简单。」我默默想到自己当初设置密码时的心境。不想自己的隐私被别人看到，所以要设置密码。但不妨留个提示——如果世上有那么一个和我心有灵犀的人呢？蓬门今始为君开，你如果和我想到一处，我的电脑，我电脑里承载的我的思想，将毫无保留地对你敞开。 可是我一点也不希望这个人是我妈！", "question": "有文化有多「可怕」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做完丰胸手术的姐姐回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8xh6elws3j30ci0elzlj"}
{"text": "留着妈妈的夜宵哦。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5880742"}
{"text": "你还没考取驾照吗？我已经在路上开车了。", "question": "驾校常见的欺凌行为。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4175323"}
{"text": "动物保护团体开始关注昆虫。", "question": "在战斗中陷入危机时，可以召唤出两只金丝燕帮助队友的山田同学的烦恼是什么？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194415"}
{"text": "郭敬明老师，很高兴见到你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPaNcwFDwMnQVaySIyHeicGyq2DGLrAvFPwWISdwyLTgFLjiaUP2qfibmrw"}
{"text": "在我没成为演员之前，我看没人合适 ", "question": "当今女演员谁最适合演妲己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就当是一场梦，醒了很久还是很感动 ", "question": "如果易烊千玺，刘昊然，白敬亭，吴磊同时向你表白，你会选谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在唱卡拉OK的同时用手机播放原曲。", "question": "请问在卡拉OK中如何得到高分？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3843293"}
{"text": "假装忘记墙壁和屋顶被人偷走的事实", "question": null, "star": 98, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "爹妈为了生二胎，让年幼的我装扮成痴呆儿童去医院检查这种事我会乱说？！", "question": "你最难忘的看病经历是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主要是吉他比钢琴便宜而已。", "question": "为什么有很多人自学吉他，但很少看人自学钢琴？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你是想要力量吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6572934"}
{"text": "酣睡", "question": "在大型交响乐音乐会中听音乐的礼仪很差。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4759921"}
{"text": "我好失望啊！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3656180"}
{"text": "客厅之王，却总感觉少了点什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1guoi3pu6e9j60ci0el42w02"}
{"text": "上：外出逛街时下：宅在家里时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQTickgjXYp0bBwr7jbMtNh2PsPYHTTVKyuw2ibMQ1vmjOxWlhcU3PU52w"}
{"text": "烤鳗鱼", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6509024"}
{"text": "斯兽连弹", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "洗袜子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "芜湖起飞～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "夜里我把这只猫放在枕头旁边，等爸爸起床一定会吓一跳吧哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 128, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367154"}
{"text": "槽清选", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDiaa5PRnic4H8MYmiclg7CbXY39ZhcSQTseMaPlk8IiclNu94OEP54qXaoNpLYMhxxEYwxHHKeusaQ9w"}
{"text": "路边电线杆子下面的小草", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8KhHKM08LMx5D5NZlRYyQHX2Uu8KlM4YylicK5HDQWZeBhJpMxVonyHw"}
{"text": "面试：我很喜欢幼师这个行业，我有充分的耐心和心理准上任第一天备应对各类突发状况", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usmgacnuDm8HrNrr6rsc7BEGTavokWkSbAw43Gia5MfNO8HGhvVjqbfDw"}
{"text": "不好意思请问卫生间在哪个方向呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibINcwWTgNkAgl8B2Jxc2GwAFOnL6EVNeqa4I45eUkMwg270Tdae3EVA"}
{"text": "「下定决心了就告诉我】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eprgad2qgjj20b308hgnh"}
{"text": "如果同时开炮两边的加农炮，下半身就会‘咔嚓’一声折断。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344416"}
{"text": "上课睡觉流口水了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LgEmZE7x3rGWlglw66qap0IsialuJM1To44O6jm4nED1PYUFSPKSg2PQ"}
{"text": "从肉开始烤已经过了十分钟，但仅仅用叉子戳来戳去都还没有完全烤熟。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3188176"}
{"text": "帽子缩水了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdKG0KI5yXZdCtHicqYVHc7QWJiaBH3ibyoLudegqoRxORIOXyReaeKd7Cw"}
{"text": "会不会要孩子我不清楚，但是养宠物的人一定会大大减少。因为宠物寿命太短，你看着它出生，精心呵护它长大，无奈看着它老去，直到最后送走它。我想在它死去的瞬间，你一定会有白发人送黑发人的感觉，那种心痛没人会想体会第二次的。原回答评论区：@兰草：养乌龟好咯，还能养它为你送终呢 @郭不知：乌龟：快点生小孩！不然你死了以后谁来养我！", "question": "假如宠物能说话，会有多少人不要孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大约是十年前，我在 X 宝上买了一只咸鹅。到货以后，发现这只鹅很诡异，头部和颈部是断开的，用线缝合在一起。问了懂的人，说我被骗了，头部是鹅头，颈部及以下是只鸭子。估计是鹅肉比鸭肉贵，卖家想要偷梁换柱，又怕被人发现，给鸭子绑了个鹅头。（嗯，其实卖家不换头我还真分不清鹅和鸭子……）现在想来，那就是最原始的 AI 换脸啊！", "question": "有哪些匪夷所思的食品造假？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是的，罐头掉下来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6088305"}
{"text": "用来检查 200g 分析天平是否准确毕竟最小的电脑 latte panda 虽然本体才 100g 但是搭配触屏就不止 200g 了，放上去直接过载", "question": "有什么是必须用手机干，而电脑干不了的事吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一位名门弟子正在暗中修炼葵花宝典", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAFg33hrK4mZ1ibRPEd4R5PH3gnUKhgcwGUSL7fI2OPEIoY5RiaYpr7zpA"}
{"text": "欢迎来到东京都厅！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3677587"}
{"text": "嗯，这就是所谓乘坐玉辇的意思吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6982862"}
{"text": "灰太狼视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdTr84PCTia9ZEWTEdj3AJgXst7bIGVGbcfa1bJbMiboBpicUDTiaiaIzRCXw"}
{"text": "不好意思，全世界种小麦的民族都会烙大饼。", "question": "新疆的馕和意大利的披萨是不是有什么渊源？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "塞到牙缝里的海苔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu65zF2mTKBGVTIicS339891n0p6uTFRuYEfdl65OvWyGeXDZdN1J3oNGQ"}
{"text": "连续呼叫护士5次后出现了隐藏BOSS", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2kw3rkqzxj30ci0eldit"}
{"text": "这是一个拆字问题。请问这个汉字原本是什么？", "question": "请问这是什么部首的名称？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3821362"}
{"text": "拍了房间的照片，结果拍出了灵异照片，但是感觉有点太邪门了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6785930"}
{"text": "在青森被绑架，在岩手被释放。", "question": null, "star": 2379, "type": "I2T", "image": "5844324"}
{"text": "「这家伙」「是他」「没错」「从这里发射出的」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdKQAlKs9ztro8jWC3PVKfHBMLsa4puLIWqeN7A4aU3A58Ra19icTO7tg"}
{"text": "活了二十多年还没谈过恋爱观众能同意吗？？！！", "question": "如何证明自己不在「楚门的世界」里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔壁家在打熊孩子，全家都到窗边凑热闹了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868EeJibIlbj8LNMB6BJOicbAYyibwcvReeGJU6icBnKX7NhxUQPOGCAib6u3w"}
{"text": "尿检现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9tiaPEMhpjiaJHnkcXrsRclLdib8boxvVuKdKoDticJoBApGuCtBadguoRQ"}
{"text": "我找修女忏悔时给她看的照片", "question": null, "star": 242, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "帅哥们也讨厌你啊。", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "高田纯次的直播节目直到早上。", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "在陡峭的下坡路上吓得发抖。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865384"}
{"text": "发现旅店老板娘在窗外切胡萝卜和土豆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHk1HGNsusRvdiaeicZf7slDm1bVEryUbfJnCkBPr12dY83WSyNQ2BUibarw"}
{"text": "服务员，我已经拍完照了，可以把它拿下来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6356460"}
{"text": "家附近本来就不便宜的兰州拉面涨价 2 元，理由是猪肉价格上涨？？？", "question": "2019 年最令你震惊的数据是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闪耀的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvRXX1WQRXpdTn3ic8wFV9VUU9yQhaOtibBrcw1kKIyOTzGZLWQwNCxdFuQ"}
{"text": "难道不是没人的时候偷偷地唱，唱着唱着来人了？", "question": "你在使用手机唱歌软件时，遇到的最大的困扰是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我没有找到先生的皮肤。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1402961"}
{"text": "世界所有长度单位都变成了 mm。例：问：你多高？答：1840.", "question": "学建筑后，对你最大的影响或改变是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对已经绝育的怪兽进行精神攻击", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "不嘛不嘛我就要吃冰淇什么你答应给我买了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7CG7NSZNx0WGAF7Encpd413BsBZVrODIzVVUQXlG2V99RTNgiauM6wvg"}
{"text": "这是电车，你知道怎么坐吗？", "question": "不要问冲绳人这个问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4872117"}
{"text": "有这本事你能被抓？", "question": "如果被执行枪决，可以用蛇皮走位来躲避吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在火星上做吧，别在地球上。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5779403"}
{"text": "喂！浴缸里的漂白剂是哪个家伙倒的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0fftrtcovj30ci0elwh2"}
{"text": "软咪咪，暖咪咪，小~毛~球儿~快乐咪咪，贪睡咪咪，呼~噜~噜~", "question": "如何看待央视引进美剧《生活大爆炸》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯...这是石油的味道。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7298694"}
{"text": "一个小时后就过了60分钟。", "question": "请给我一点毫无用处的建议。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6471356"}
{"text": "我看到的是苹果和兔子。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5726836"}
{"text": "我想起了我们命大的初中化学老师，人送外号“九命猫妖”，但我更喜欢亲切地称他为炼金术士。一回忆起初中都毕业快十年了，时间啊。难忘那年，他带着锌块和稀盐酸匆匆来到讲台，准备做氢气的提取实验，乘着课间还抽了一根烟。当时实验过程进展得很顺利，他还特意准备了一个哇哈哈瓶，瓶口朝下盛装氢气。“大家注意了氢气无色无味，我要来点燃它。”术士平淡地说道，一切仿佛尽在掌握。教室里的同学也都屏住呼吸、聚精会神地看着瓶口，讲台边上的同学把头凑得更近了。只听“砰！”一声巨响，瓶子当场炸裂飞出去好远，讲台周围的女同学也吓得花容失色，“啊！”的一声站了起来。术士还是如此淡定，脸上甚至没有一丝表情，轻描淡写地说了句：这说明氢气提取的量还不够。他又不知从哪掏出一个哇哈哈瓶，准备二次提取。这次，讲台周围的同学都学聪明了，主动站起来往后退了些。还是一声巨响，如鞭炮声般响彻整个教室，瓶子先是弹到教室天花板，再飞出了窗外。“难道量还是不够？”此时的术士面露稍许难堪和疑惑。正当大家以为他会放弃实验时，他又点名了一位同学说：xxx，你去把瓶子捡回来，我们再试一次。此时，教室里有些同学都小声议论了起来，“不要了吧，老师”、“我有点害怕”...正当他要第三次点火时，大家都把心提到了嗓子眼，下课铃声突然响了起来（我感觉下课铃都听不下去了），大家都长舒了一口气。术士挠挠头说：那就下课吧，我下次再做给你们看。随后他转过身去，将黑板上：氢气的提取与燃烧试验，中“燃烧”默默地擦去，改成了“爆炸”两个字。", "question": "你们的老师做过什么惊为天人的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和日糟了，我孩子拿冲锋枪上音乐课去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWicT7LaDfQ51LbL8VrTOb3Z1Gv8iaP33oiavTmEXUia6j1Ye2umxug2d0CQ"}
{"text": "饥饿的海豚传说。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7006923"}
{"text": "我/我上大屏幕啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2yfeyuzamj30ci0elwfz"}
{"text": "天井很低。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2984765"}
{"text": "两个相爱的人在一起后互相使用对方的照片作头像不是很正常的一件事吗？", "question": "如何看待很多男生喜欢用动画或者漫画作品里的女孩子做头像的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所里老大：最近出现了当事人反悔耍赖的情况，造成恶劣影响，市律协建议我们以后每次电话都录音。华为用户：好的小米用户：明白OV 用户：收到iPhone 用户：怎么电话录音？", "question": "有哪些特征一眼就会被看出是 iPhone 用户？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "悟空又礼拜恳求，祖师却又传个口诀道：「这朵云，捻着诀，念动真言，攒紧了拳，将身一抖，跳将起来，一筋斗就有十万八千里路哩！」大众听说，一个个嘻嘻笑道：「悟空造化！若会这个法儿，与人家当铺兵，送文书，递报单，不管那里都寻了饭吃。」——《西游记》 第二回", "question": "《X 战警》中万磁王为什么不开个机械加工厂精加工卖钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生命的诞生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gf7a1ylzdjj214214243u"}
{"text": "中弹后依然跑在前列的马拉松老伯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9T9w5PjsH8cdy3EFZQ4b5VRcxuVxPZWPSlco5hYYcibsfU6bh3fhZRfg"}
{"text": "最后一次语文课，老师听写，听写的是全班人的名字。", "question": "关于高考，你印象最深的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "米其林实地图", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6730490"}
{"text": "踩到了口香糖是不是你扔的口香糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ym0P2SxZo7ssXffr8xsalLFfxdJQH7FHChjyIrJ8pmLRr5siaTp8MkEew"}
{"text": "你是不是上司的机器人啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7326437"}
{"text": "画的破坏力太强了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3978612"}
{"text": "片头：「本片拍摄中没有任何动物受到伤害。」鸡肉：「我有句话要讲一定要讲现在就讲。」", "question": "如何评价阿米尔 · 汗主演的电影《摔跤吧，爸爸！》（Dangal）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你把我调到哪里都没用的我和谁都聊得来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib86iaPibL1Za8KDRsJyCpkriaSqorqicHTJUykboAXOOd8ibg0YyevNRfmTg"}
{"text": "山崖上的大树。", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "下班回家，发现夫人煎了牛排。她切了一块给我吃，问我怎么样。我说：”Well done.\"评论区@Sophia Gao ：第二天夫人又煎，圭总尝了一口，赞道：\"wow that's rare! \" @庄生梦蝶 ：圭老师：这首曲子是谁写的？学生：应该是……莫扎特？圭老师：well done。学生把原先的答案划掉，改成维厄当", "question": "同样的一句话，两种不同的意思，还有其它的例子吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这位女主播哭了。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "打棒子不是目的，关键是要达到那里。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7256825"}
{"text": "狗看狗游泳", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "爸爸在被一个他不认识的人责骂的时候，背包里的酸奶撒了出来。", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "爷爷来接孙子记不清外貌也就算了，连性别都搞错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXX8aY4WWAvD5ibU7yFvaTOe7kh1BRuCr0dW8bS0xic8bc6MZvc9Ujcsyg"}
{"text": "出门时会掉下来，所以要停下来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1371551"}
{"text": "心里喜欢的女生迟迟不回消息，让人坐立不安。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "630066"}
{"text": "日班和夜班", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "好痛啊老师！手要被你捏碎了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv219h62h1j60ci0eltbq02"}
{"text": "三国杀就8个人，忠反内数量都是确定的，还经常判错，何况皇帝面前那拨人都是当时最社会最顶尖的一拨，变着法的糊弄他，唉，不是我军不给力。写书的人真是不腰疼，开着上帝视角骂人第一人称的玩家我也会", "question": "历史上那些昏庸无能的君王真的是傻子吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们是分开腿队！哇哦！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423040"}
{"text": "七乐彩的第七个球", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6338411"}
{"text": "被拖堂20分钟的我来到厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqmHaFSlpl2icqS7GBuZJmfULvBEafACLaglFcYQX7dCbvA8uh6PibEfRA"}
{"text": "自前只有师傅修炼成了人形", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBCKE0NnusHAXQmk1OS8gOvybFSSZ0HP2212ic8GwJCdQ9OWWTibNibqZqgRU9M38g5CcFxGRPoviaAQ"}
{"text": "头上有灰尘。", "question": "请不要让我难堪/为难我。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2492390"}
{"text": "装作没看见正要离开时小野猫喵了一声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1et61554b60j209q0cegnf"}
{"text": "突然想到很久之前某些行为很像个傻逼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmEicnM2hmtCFRhF3nA0NxEJIQlUkcCcZvuMUQjJfiaKInOTjuevz0F7FQ"}
{"text": "现在开始分解了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4275992"}
{"text": "花瓶怎么还碎了呢？好可惜呀！也不知道是谁打碎的", "question": null, "star": 295, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw5cpxnqidj60z61gr0zu02"}
{"text": "到了学校才发现自己忘记穿校服", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "熊孩子的的芭比娃娃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5L0k1JARTAicu61syQaXoUmghHWdwEFnoNo1DcgfOMZ1Hmh0IpZo9FgAQ"}
{"text": "哎呀！原来你还有这一招啊！真是太深藏不露了！ 教官被糊弄住了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1301748"}
{"text": "我现在是这个了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvptqkLRExeOmVUoqXybibczEYXic4wickWtn0eEZcIDXESdmvW1FlKVCLw"}
{"text": "因为闭上眼睛，所以不知道什么可怕。", "question": "恐怖电影常见的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4809586"}
{"text": "不是啦！是这树打倒了我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhoa2frffcj30ci0elwi1"}
{"text": "直升机自己飞走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrR8AYvNQczNZPWYedUwG59a0Pz9Z81ibwnCKVv1sbPr4SsuMZpWtShhgg"}
{"text": "电影《亚马逊巨蟒》真的在吓唬人！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4082147"}
{"text": "群马县知事的中文意思是：群马县知事。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380857"}
{"text": "招手招到这种程度出租车就是不停车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibfZTTYW1Ph2ypC5ia3y1VpxG1H4HFZmhnh4dVxMUenSBQQa02XSA4eug"}
{"text": "能吃这种硬邦邦的东西吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1680548"}
{"text": "男鬼容易变成武打片。", "question": "恐怖片为什么大多数都是女鬼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "物理书上关于合力的示意图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W1SORTmQoC1icMuFX77soDIm5ffPRVWhhp2W6y0MpZULpsOsfte3EtLA"}
{"text": "当大家意识到有一个人没穿裤子之后气氛开始变得尴尬", "question": null, "star": 221, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy2xcm0j0wj611g1bn46n02"}
{"text": "请给旅游地标起个响亮的名字-立马滚蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4kiaA6iaqfricia0GoSs4D79dHZgGRdcZuME12E7uJrGxt52aqCvaDPUbFQ"}
{"text": "肠道没问题...胃没问题.有点口腔溃疡", "question": null, "star": 759, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghrurfp8rsj20ud14iq8k"}
{"text": "笨蛋，我抬得是你的左脚啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVlyliaHU3WNxGAd4a2fMWFiaiaZ0V3LiakEibVTBZqTXLFAKj0rkicc6SD1J3ew"}
{"text": "朋友", "question": "向一个完全不了解宝可梦的人解释什么是精灵球。", "star": 124, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792653"}
{"text": "车窗里爷爷和奶奶分别的留恋太过深沉。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "2756161"}
{"text": "换了个销售方法，销量就飞起来了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5460583"}
{"text": "加减的魔鬼", "question": "鬼灭之刃里的非主要角色", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629952"}
{"text": "你的床在那边。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3492012"}
{"text": "狐狸的夜晚", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7034629"}
{"text": "差点危险了，孩子……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2492601"}
{"text": "有个网友说了一句哥哥的不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3k8dUhWBcNNu8Clf61RMN0Ly97mXPBJtYaEuQ6mHMDqEv2Q4icibITXvA"}
{"text": "治小儿腹泻圣手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZsta0BvLwz5b0C6rSoGUyl3Equ0GibGoXtaASaokBFmbTW7aPZtDhUyT1SQ"}
{"text": "发现了会吃狗的新品种彩色青蛙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8NRncPpdJdtfgGHNxyk6C69OjrHeePWPibpraq2t8enOxFicOrfUngNsw"}
{"text": "因不满比赛结果，亚军选手竟自己拿出奖杯抗议", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bW1OWOrsKGSYfPqYiahFapA03sZHQJhz8MlPeYicsu9GRoztlpESuqaRg"}
{"text": "杨过灵机一动，道：「就怕你太过费神了。」那少女道：「什么啊？你说出来听听。」杨过道：「我想吃粽子。」那少女一怔，道：「裹几只粽子，又费什么神了？我自己也想吃呢。你爱吃甜的还是咸的？」", "question": "金庸小说里，有哪些细思极恐的情节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果高育良真的爱看《高等数学》《线性代数》，那么他很可能会觉得大学教授是全世界最好的工作，压根不想去当什么破官，于是赵瑞龙也没兴趣拿下他了。", "question": "如果高育良不看《万历十五年》而是《高等数学》或者《线性代数》，那赵瑞龙会怎样拿下他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大电机公司员工。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7316874"}
{"text": "下午投胎成功的我：，我上午还在肯德基", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8Yt2LI0ujnwuJ2ueBvqdKN1FFCRY74NKubAjHGP8VB9zNNribYISullA"}
{"text": "卧槽，你看他在动。", "question": "当你老了或者死了，你最希望得到后世什么样的评价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻子的定义是什么？", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "疫情期间救生员被要求在家办公", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5as8fIBr6T1kz7SyPkUd5aGVxibN4bt0rId7bAqCUIcyXUg6guUftaqw"}
{"text": "要被粉灯砸中的小花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyhEYQzo7kiae1oFbSRG1BlT0QiboyUvAkXFxRXuq0ZRjtq8nm8k5QmXGQ"}
{"text": "听老婆说！你气量太小了！后气得跑去找西瓜虫出气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1dtdziqnzj30ci0elaej"}
{"text": "反正待会儿发生命案后就不用买单了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkxwb5368jj30ci0eljx1"}
{"text": "刑事剧中一开场就出现的陪酒女郎大多会死掉。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "“我…可以负责把它们吃干净”", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "我想成为生物系的学生，滨口京子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535575"}
{"text": "撞得太狠，把气囊都弹出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nML2qRUlUeVW7w2H3LbWhniaDnO52GPdr85t7A6V77cSTw1j3XpyKbzw"}
{"text": "让我们从社会的窗口出发！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "510465"}
{"text": "因为忘记关门，爸爸妈妈吵架了，我本来打算去迪士尼乐园的计划泡汤了，天也开始下雨了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3903964"}
{"text": "终于有机会在众目之下给他来个千年杀了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY34AvSuPq4JaTEUKnicxjDNzjMK1BYb9CTLt4LUpyweYt0LkK4UyV3vrg"}
{"text": "心爱的杰西突然说！你闭上眼」心跳加速地期待kiss后挣开眼发现便当里的烤肉卷不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0xl5kw8o1j30ci0el0tv"}
{"text": "想起来安吉丽娜朱莉拍《沉睡魔咒》的时候公主小时候就是她自己的孩子。因为她的造型总是吓到别的小孩子。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "电视剧里的婴儿都是哪里找来的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找零钱。", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "德川家的藏宝挖掘中。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4529653"}
{"text": "要不换个方向吧，我不想看对面的档了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "正常，不过玩完要记得带走，我已经丢了两个鼠标了。", "question": "带着鼠标去网吧上网正常吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次轮到我来主导恋爱的练习了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7210660"}
{"text": "演员是真的无家可归者。", "question": "压倒性的钓鱼预算不足，这是豪宅里常见的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6391190"}
{"text": "六块的新手礼包，也就这样了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "这是金星在知乎上被黑的最惨的一次了。", "question": "周立波和金星的公众形象有什么不同之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中国人：昨天晚上我在家里看到一只小强，我用拖鞋拍死了它。美国人：Oh my God，你不会相信昨晚我遇到了什么！昨天晚上我居然在我房间发现了一只小强，我拿起了我的拖鞋，用尽我所有的力气开始拍打它，直到它死去。这太疯狂了，直到现在我都不敢相信这一切！", "question": "美国最让人不解的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大大大大新闻！想听吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ngsi28u3j20ex0e7jsu"}
{"text": "深夜刷到美食博主的微博", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6RKz8R5as2DA7zCyupaUd5zKTuibVaOAS5CeYYmccs7d4qE70M6JKzmQ"}
{"text": "对不起，在东京电视台的节目《去乡下住一晚》中…", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7219762"}
{"text": "庆祝伟大灭蚊事业的阶段性胜利", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "推断过程如下：1. 斥责别人等于否定别人；2. 人都不喜欢被否定；3. 90 后是人。结论：90 后不喜欢被斥责。", "question": "为什么 90 后接受不了斥责？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吉田沙保里正在靠近！", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "还有很多真正美丽善良的好姑娘，正在想在这个物欲横流的社会，还有多少真正美丽善良的好高富帅。", "question": "在这个物欲横流的社会，还有多少真正美丽善良的好姑娘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生不肯告诉我病名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwg3at1sj6j30ci0eljug"}
{"text": "上一个这么做的吴王夫差，被吃屎的做掉了。", "question": "如果有一个富豪承诺你，只要你每天吃屎，就可以满足你的一切物质需求，你会答应吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个句子没有明确的中文含义，可能是一个人打哈欠的声音。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4897901"}
{"text": "在我们出版社试试写情书怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6346956"}
{"text": "请大家抱住对自己最重要的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkfktuPGic0XtXyT0d1tfx7TM4b0LxV6fUiceBJuFKoqQOvgia3OicWqGSibw"}
{"text": "受网友拜托，当其下葬时悄悄站在远处注视，让其亲友觉得他有很深的背景，替他装完最后一个逼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8hcxFIuBgo0zBJJtT6UAsVDGfwauXOL50JFXWTOaNbDGqiaH3Pib3E4PA"}
{"text": "抓起一条金枪鱼，嘿哟！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6400007"}
{"text": "怎么？你不想结婚吗？不，不是的，我很高兴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN441ibZkhp1luurcWc6rmFpLWnlMQ2oDu4snic1gVAE972ot4kxRJXyiaYw"}
{"text": "世界上只有四种人会数数的和不会数数的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib17xibicZ8QhQSk19Fofo3RxPSIV42ribwbY0KkmzR0AFY06d2wK5ic10Eg"}
{"text": "根据您提供的信息，我们只能推出一个结论：他很有可能是异性恋。", "question": "明知女孩已有男朋友还去追求的男生通常是怎样的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啃着的那一边的反击。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1541020"}
{"text": "亿羊迁徙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukcTN2A3FuP0WTAwpxhXZ5SQssdbT8KGeeMiaYdr3ZEicoAicDFFxl9MJeQ"}
{"text": "如果幸福的话就可以了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7087388"}
{"text": "好想闭眼但闭不上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8xjapuhcij211a11r0y2"}
{"text": "为什么你破坏建筑物的破坏力比我这个怪兽还要强！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6358036"}
{"text": "一中年男子，站窗口前等前面人办完业务后，摸出一张 100 元，有点唯唯诺诺的。对我说：「可以换零钱不，给我换 10 块 20 块的吧！」我隔着防弹玻璃一眼看出是假钱，那质地，那色感！但也是想图省事，我说：「换不了！」他追问：「怎么就换不了呢？」我笑看着他说：「你这个换不了！」（暗示他我已经看穿了一切，自觉点！）这个人可能是紧张，没理解到我的暗示，旁边两个排队的客户都一脸看笑话的眼神了！他继续：「你就给我换嘛！」我：「......你确定要拿进来换？」（我这个语气已经很明显了吧！）他：「换！给我换嘛！」他一听，居然以为我真要给他换了，急忙把钱从槽里递了进来！我无语的接过，上手后再次确定并肯定了是假币！过一遍机器，哔哔哔！给旁边同事眼前晃了晃！然后操起家伙就是一个戳儿！同时对窗外还一脸小激动的男人说，「你这个是假币，没收了哈！」他瞬间笑脸一抽：「别盖！哎哟你还给我塞！」我安慰他道：「我给你讲了你这个换不了！你听不懂！钱没送进来我没确定过是假币，你就可以收回去，可你递进来了！我这是有监控的，假币能从我这儿进来！但不能从这儿拿出去！来请你在这个收缴书上签个字！」「你拿假钱来哄银行的人，你是怎么想的？」旁边两个看了个热闹的客户笑翻了！", "question": "做银行柜员有没有什么有趣的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "瘦子体质", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3394489"}
{"text": "大概悟空会讨厌吧。", "question": "这种大雄我不喜欢。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6842918"}
{"text": "不知道哪款计算器能算出这个问题的答案。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4875018"}
{"text": "可怜内陆民谣歌手还没做到足够有名，就已经开始被人讨论徒有虚名了……柿子净挑软的捏啊……", "question": "内地哪位民谣男歌手让你觉得徒有虚名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿姨和我眼神交汇。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212397"}
{"text": "北海道", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "伤心到失去颜色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "RntdMhGutzEic0cpqT97GbRuicibdgZSjWs46Oup5kMcXh2fB5PYB8uJgqlt8ACpYv2FWr6mib1CfoH2FEK5hnTKhQ"}
{"text": "破流别听他们胡说，我们要六份猪排饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibO6UaMWBGicgaR72b3pjiagRX9cOsVwDCrYrKqUqIqv02SEmaXHvvQpxg"}
{"text": "刚刚降温了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1287380"}
{"text": "是带着肚子里的孩子一起躲牛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "首先感谢女朋友给我评价这个电影的机会。然后感谢这部电影给我证明我爱女朋友的机会。", "question": "如何评价电影《小时代 3：刺金时代》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日本首相安倍晋三", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "奥巴马奥巴马我们去坐那个吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmMjGyxzgHb8bVR3icRkWbibibBnOoAyibdBxggqEibVx0ckHiahPV8viaovNoNXYHK7D1y7ibmkibRyYf69Q"}
{"text": "蜘蛛侠大战蚁人外流片段", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrDNNnrv5Qh0DT6OFnMeJHPSgHCd8ztqPDou59aRVnpHR2GEMrVlqPnA"}
{"text": "砧板与和解", "question": "请问《爆笑战队忍者连者》的最后一集是哪一集？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3918897"}
{"text": "你看看现在低得令人发指的结婚率，再看看现在低得令人发指的生育率，不过圣诞情人节？你们有一点忧国忧民的意识么？", "question": "中国人到底该不该过圣诞节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每个人都管自己的爸爸叫\"爸爸\",为啥到了社会上爸爸们不会冲突呢? 因为爸爸是私有概念,大多时候一家一个. 出门他们用真名,不用爸爸. 此处爸爸可理解为192.168.1.1", "question": "既然 IP 地址每个人都不一样，那为什么路由器 IP 都是 192.168.1.1 呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的出场在下周！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4475249"}
{"text": "收到了。", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "X", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TMnLoUkPO5icFyd1JrGy53vw2hE7u5ZMiaF4DeTaGBHvMaApTj830caGg"}
{"text": "你橡皮擦都掉下来4次了，太多了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aY8ouMommyjwMKptJicMXR7aR5cia9pKfFsT2yqkq4RMBHH59TicCKBEVaw"}
{"text": "左边的人把所有的拉面都拿走了，所以这边一点也没有过来。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2261406"}
{"text": "扔 扔 扔", "question": "有哪些收拾房间的诀窍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "COS金拱门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVU4eSyVN8ENgkfDMdO0aq1JF0jviarOruWdXe5kX1VDOXqPyxTaUKeUw"}
{"text": "NepRPG添加了新的阶段。", "question": null, "star": 2031, "type": "I2T", "image": "2157482"}
{"text": "能。我就在探探上看到了我对象。不过我没有划她，她也没有划我。", "question": "在探探陌陌这样的软件上能找到对象吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种文章稍微改造下就可以改造成《马云：用美国日本人的钱养活中国人的公司——华尔街惊呼上当了，不转不是中国人》", "question": "如何评价「阿里上市是中国的悲哀，因为阿里最大股东是日本软银」的论调？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为乱跑被打断了腿的凳子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5zRXj2xxwtdiapW4yrY40xgBKKgrScDXQ0Yqm44hXDEYuA3KrhbibpXNA"}
{"text": "您知道我的黑色手册吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5182853"}
{"text": "遥控器不在这嘎达", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDKt6JL7QYxKmTicKpmxUibqpUp3kvkMR0SOasqWdL3drUl3ibjaqE0TuvQ"}
{"text": "第一次的枪支体验~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6348909"}
{"text": "好的，我现在一边拿着9个橙子和一个苹果玩杂耍，一边敲鼓……“快点啊”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2098195"}
{"text": "我被打扮得像《动物森友会》的狸克一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6936125"}
{"text": "请问可以在这里进行采访吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6821602"}
{"text": "办公室里的我也不快乐啊。", "question": "猫咖里的猫咪快乐吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "轮休中的美高梅狮子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "平安无事吗？", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "画画相关的。除了草图，世界上没有随随便便画出来的画。（“随便画两张呗”）每一张画都是有价的。（“送我两张呗”）越简单的东西，背后的废稿越多。（“这么简单还要花这么长时间？”）", "question": "哪些专业问题在本专业是常识，但在日常生活中却不被人所知？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姐我窜稀了你快停下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7eumJUbibTzGIxmFyEmJCU0HIHV5nBRLKVqKboficgUuTFvRYtUd15t5Q"}
{"text": "哎呀，我出轨被发现了！对不起。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4615860"}
{"text": "好莱坞版室毅", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5ui0026owj60u00wtq5t02"}
{"text": "清华男生没有，清华保安做过让我印象非常深刻的事情……我一直没忘。——同学请出示校园卡。（默默掏出我的北大校园卡）——你来清华干什么呀？——找男朋友。（他不是清华的，但那天在清华）——现找吗？现找吗……现找……吗……现……找……吗……", "question": "清华男生有做过哪些让你特别印象深刻的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公司资历最老的程序员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM80oYs5ZEPCpmrfnquB0R5njx01WZqejfhyZtfc8WvibwTdUR0DtBIsjQ"}
{"text": "为什么小明和小刚不一起出门？？！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9xgqedlq7j20au0aqgmr"}
{"text": "抱歉，顺便打个五秒钟的盹。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6996435"}
{"text": "这里交给我，你先走吧！", "question": "高风险、低回报。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6706556"}
{"text": "家里没人时按遥控", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyFTEnZdJzmkOsO5tz4akiaRicgD9CPDadU18dDcLaQ2rTCrltXOUMicDgA"}
{"text": "book", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCOUXgXZuEjMyuNmam3IZiciaCVXoFRa2dF8Pa2NuyDcJhLJAkdibq1pKKg"}
{"text": "其实也不是假货啦。是个芬兰产的磨刀石，价格很乱，有 240 的，有 160 的，虽然我觉得这么冷门的东西不会有假的，但是还是买了贵的那家。然后拿到东西，上面 160 的价签都没撕……这样不太好吧……", "question": "你在买到的最离谱的假货是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我曾经许愿特别灵，不知道这算不算超能力，大概 7 岁左右的时候，我许愿自己成绩变好，真的就考到了第一，许愿自己爸爸能当领导，真的他就当了领导，许愿我家能有一套大房子，真的就有了大房子。可是我长大以后，无论自己怎么努力，多次许愿，实现的就很少了。小时候总是梦想成真，百事胜意，不知道这算不算超能力，我好希望我的超能力再回来啊！", "question": "你身边是否有具有「超能力」的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我会坚持到最后的！", "question": "你们应该如何生活呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7264949"}
{"text": "从下面看可以看到内裤了！", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "“邮件群发助手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEjbtEicSyHjI0nYskWwMqXuWUbqkFNmRUhGcuq7qaKUZBKF9MmME3icCw"}
{"text": "蜕皮", "question": null, "star": 1801, "type": "I2T", "image": "3075429"}
{"text": "你对便装是不是有什么误会？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaHRnlzH72cET9vaQ2qdHs314lzxt2N3Vj3AJg0QebUZpCJSTRuHmduQ"}
{"text": "新用户数量", "question": "我已经说了够多了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516049"}
{"text": "“现场的情况就是这样谢谢前方记者发来的报道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcB78ic5dibCA1tibdrV5XlYEUaWpW0Qib3MDvbibYV6A3D9PVaw2Al7wH19KQ"}
{"text": "你们挤过早上 8:20 的，往市里的，八通线传媒大学站吗？当年每天从那去百度实习，平均等五趟才能挤上车，从出门到入门要四个半小时。我就在那儿，亲了一个大叔的白领子一口鲜红口红后，刚要道歉，张口又吻上了人家的胸口。不知道他回家跪了多久。真事。", "question": "你在北京经历过的最拥挤的一次地铁经历是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么敢去食堂呢？", "question": "因为胖所以不敢去操场跑步，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的抱枕出轨了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7324768"}
{"text": "本来想cos成英雄解救强力胶受害者，但是带了盗版头盔看不到人在哪", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "还不是在喝酒吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331771"}
{"text": "活着抵达肠道的乳酸菌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq2ti88gmbj30ci0elqcl"}
{"text": "姐姐，黄瓜有90%都是水分，贴在眼睛上... '西葫芦' '诶...?' '是西葫芦啊'", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2988421"}
{"text": "黑洞！在它的大肚子里吞噬一切！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1257767"}
{"text": "不许你大小眼看人！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "在演出时经常被问到厕所在哪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2Cccv4kiavAeJRb7s5s0ichH42YpBib1wTTiakfasCMOm18bemXFKDdXNC5XD2SDKLxZUQgFn7mQExw"}
{"text": "走了两步都没人说话，我再走一步看看情况。", "question": null, "star": 1938, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280662"}
{"text": "今天的极限就在这里吗？", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "电视很小。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7052430"}
{"text": "俄日领导人友好会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmZ3G6BicwTAUC67ibtm6JauHrpNNRFgmmebr7d1ucol02Ag1Rf6Eic2RjA"}
{"text": "就因为我啃过了，所以什么都能卖个高价。（尼古）", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "6400936"}
{"text": "这是一个表情符号，表示笑容或笑脸。在中国的常用表达中，可以使用“:)”或者“^-^”来表示相同的意思。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510480"}
{"text": "合成成功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcmrs8h9elj30ci0eln2c"}
{"text": "纸上写着“金钱不是一切”。", "question": "抽了一次一万日元的扭蛋，出了什么啊？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663022"}
{"text": "好，我们走吧！死亡地带2！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2025430"}
{"text": "多家跨国公司从业经历，把三星华为的高端商务手机营销策划做的风生水起，其功劳首屈一指，你看看他走后华为的 Slogan 还有一句让人印象深刻的没？企业行不行，关键在于领导人，产品，而不是高管。华为是大海，杨柘是大鱼，小米是大河，期待杨柘在小米有精彩的表现。", "question": "如何看待杨柘加入小米担任中国区 CMO？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑色紧身裤若隐若现的样子很好。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3574314"}
{"text": "傻瓜！要是和我一起来的话最后只会花三分钟而已！", "question": null, "star": 4182, "type": "I2T", "image": "5778293"}
{"text": "先生帮我盖上了毛毯吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "4000991"}
{"text": "忍看便意终于挨到了下课，举手提问的学生只能用击掌糊弄过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG01bO7LtIDORapyhzyicXgcvU064wl1sqibibEbwoRRRwLMYmOWsDHFQMtA"}
{"text": "即将睡着却发现没关灯", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g10926a6i6j20yi12n4qp"}
{"text": "首先没有狗。", "question": "《佛兰德斯的狗》这部以原始时代为背景的电影中常见的情节。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1317433"}
{"text": "克拉拉站住。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312776"}
{"text": "突然发现古墓，球员自发保护现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtXe0HtOFZCibNWYctz9ACBG50gymibrM6rZKSJphOlAnnoqbo7RHBNDKw"}
{"text": "模仿挨批哥哥的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7u0c5exsxj20g00fgaaz"}
{"text": "在战斗中，如果孩子喊“奥特曼加油！”就会被骂作“你这个抑郁症的家伙还加油什么？”", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "我也去散步啦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6702786"}
{"text": "明天就转校的山下同学也已经无所畏惧了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz2iflvumwj30ci0eln13"}
{"text": "“4s店买车送的电子狗怪怪的”", "question": null, "star": 182, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "我觉得人民币设计的也没多好看……", "question": "为什么 Reddit 的界面这么简陋还会有这么高的访问量？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脑瓜崩下手太狼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1g40p04j1j30ci0el40x"}
{"text": "可恶！太暗了找不到嘴。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZaHUy2iatXNhMbAsjQRZdrrgbyJHpW1mKwKVjdZvXke44Tdgmxgkkb17A"}
{"text": "我得知一直关系很好的朋友喜欢库巴时的反应。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6751191"}
{"text": "再不醒，上班就要迟到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzJVOB2sEQficSKTK1CXia3W0BRS56sEWWgjib5Mib4JgtCW4TicDFerGg9Eg"}
{"text": "有的报应转瞬即至。我开车去厂里办事，一满载废钢的货车掉落几块边角料，落到了我的车上，从发动机舱一直划到尾。我忍着心疼，问车主怎么办（我有点怵，这种拉废钢的车主多少都有点黑色背景）。车主慢悠悠下来瞟一眼，横着纹身膀子满不在乎地说：不碍事，喷漆的话最多五十元！！！我晕了，50 元只能喷个倒车镜吧！我忍着气，说打你保险公司电话吧，这货不打，说耽误事，讲了半个小时，我熬不过，说 500 元也行，我找小店喷漆算了，这货还是不同意。我忍着火，说我打 110 了，这货随即搬个小马扎坐在树荫下抽烟喝水，鄙夷说：打吧打吧，打了 30 元也不给！110 闲的蛋疼啦？管这屁事！你怎么不打呀？我实在忍不过，打了 110。110 一听在厂区内出的事，不到 5 分钟，警车风驰电掣过来，刷，横在货车前边，刷刷，钻出两位警察蜀黍，刷刷刷，收了车主的驾驶证、行车证、进厂证。一气呵成。走走走！把你这货车开出厂！货车扣押！车主忙不迭递烟，不行呀哥，我排了半个月队才进厂，开出去还要重新再排半个月才能进呀哥哥！走！走走走！那那吧，那我赔钱吧，我赔 300 行吧……警察蜀黍两眼冒火：赔钱？赔钱能完事！你看你一路掉了多少块钢板！多少块钢板！这要是砸了人就是命案！就是命案！！！走走，走走走走！！！开慢点！……最后，车主托了关系请了两顿饭，付清我在 4s 店喷漆的 6000、罚款 2000，重新排队半个月进厂。", "question": "有哪些大快人心堪称经典的现世报？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个人今天又来了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6523979"}
{"text": "莱昂纳多·达·芬奇", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233954"}
{"text": "手裆齐冲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LiaticWjLG49YIaCgxc63UaVCRf2KIjFrMc7jibnUH0qvdfnhRpiaAs1SQA"}
{"text": "建议宿舍空调外机和内机同时安在宿舍内。怕冷的吹外机，怕热的吹内机。", "question": "宿舍决定空调温度时，如何反驳冷了可以盖被子，热了却没有办法的言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想吃咖喱饭！", "question": "我喊过一次。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6172074"}
{"text": "我揍了他一顿，老师叫我爸妈来学校还不够", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkXelqVsn5ibVvGecaQmtZN2awaA3uyz0phKcmk0mMQv92pQL0CGpXPpg"}
{"text": "万能胶梗这个时候不出场么？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "哈哈哈！你是谁啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7332988"}
{"text": "真的要用这东西擦屁屁吗", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "披萨切成8份后发现有9个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwkoilg73nj30ci0eltcw"}
{"text": "那边那个谁，帮我打110！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi3215zi7vj30ci0eltca"}
{"text": "调色", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "主要是毁了歌手们的亲人，一个个和美幸福的家庭，一参加节目就都遭了难。", "question": "选秀毁了音乐产业吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老婆回娘家去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h89ibygs1xj30ci0elwh3"}
{"text": "所以我是来拿走它的", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "当诺普萨去世时，我正在狼吞虎咽地吃饭。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179062"}
{"text": "嗯……生活中的 bug 也算 bug 吧……有一段时间，我的电脑桌某个角上总是出现一小滩液体，量很少，大概小指尖那么大的一圈，薄薄的一层。透明，没有明显的气味，略微带有一点点粘性（就是比纯水要稍微粘一点点，但没有达到拉丝那么粘）。这种液体总是出现在固定的位置，每次我把它擦掉，第二天又会有一滩。我琢磨了很久到底是什么，首先肯定不是桌面自己渗出来的；我也仔细地观察了天花板对应的位置，也并没有水滴下来的痕迹。我问了家里的所有人，没人知道那是啥。这个 bug 困扰了我很久，我甚至考虑要不要收集一点去做个化验。直到有一天早上，我看到我老婆站在我的电脑桌旁抹爽肤水，只见她拧下瓶盖，顺手往那个位置一扣……", "question": "你被哪个后来知道很sb的BUG困扰过一周以上吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两千日元！？太奢侈了呢！从今天开始你的零花钱就只有1000日元了！", "question": "似乎吉卜力电影的一句名言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7115054"}
{"text": "不知道怎么脱胸罩。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162114"}
{"text": "用耳朵分辨出“咳咳咳”的声音是谁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "394703"}
{"text": "我在看鱼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6714888"}
{"text": "打个猜拳游戏，让那些赢了就傻乎乎开心的孩子们明白，比起拍手，有一个比“石头”更强的“剪刀”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3191180"}
{"text": "写着写着就会兴奋起来。", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 36, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "《非自然死亡》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1fw56t1x8i3j30p00p0dhb"}
{"text": "想理个啥发型？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjtheXFjic1D1u9fEcqAqKicia4bibjfMzLowm2huTueZnPsMprtwY8T7enk3Q"}
{"text": "看准了主人和朋友们在讲鬼故事汪星人过来喊了一嗓子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmWqZJXFAWRP3iaYauq5kZstf1wDxEiaiampVclcGPmIpCJYRlsYRianvcRQ"}
{"text": "我试过放弃。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "他等你说分手呢，你说分手他秒回。", "question": "如果男朋友对你冷暴力，该怎么做，才能回到过去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大幕迟迟不落下来", "question": null, "star": 283, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggxkhg6aavj210511a0zd"}
{"text": "100天白活了的鳄鱼。", "question": "那个标题太浪费了，删掉它吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6090324"}
{"text": "”师父，前方有妖怪！””师傅，麻烦前面左拐。”", "question": "师父和师傅有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海贼王盗版", "question": "在动画标题后面加上三个字，让情况变得更复杂。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "1393546"}
{"text": "谁还记得要带火", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "洗衣机里只剩我们两个人了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GibdnrMdJdssELLK4lGylnMzWxjOLG7NP9cUck2rd3gb7yUMPVZRDiczQ"}
{"text": "穿上丧服离开。", "question": "请将谚语改编为现代风格。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5221474"}
{"text": "今年母亲节同学送给他妈一瓶昂贵的护肤品，他妈特意拍了发朋友圈：「虽然羊毛出在羊身上，但羊依旧很高兴。」", "question": "你爸妈都发过什么搞笑的朋友圈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在劝说犯人的时候，我的同事刑警从岸边掉进去了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4248662"}
{"text": "接下来是4点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6294012"}
{"text": "刘康光对老婆说：有卧底，停止生娃！产妇吕荷巾连忙把刚剪断的脐带又重新系上，把刚生出来的娃塞回去，问老公要针线，想缝回去。老公递给她一个订书机凑合用。腹中的陈永仁正一筹莫展，忽然觉得订书机钉肚皮声音十分熟悉，他静下心来，仔细聆听――“这是摩斯密码！”有了摩丝密码，就能配制出造型能力最强的摩丝，胎儿陈永仁赶紧给自己梳了个头，可惜手边没有吹风筒。陈永仁灵机一动，在吕荷巾的子宫壁内敲出另一串摩斯密码；孕妇吕荷巾接到信报后马上大口吸气，每吸一口气就帮陈永仁吹了一次头发。另一边，陈永仁真正的母亲却生下了卧底刘建明。。。", "question": "用网络小说的的所有智障桥段写一部小说会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火车站门口有一排算命的，我每次路过都想问其中一个：你旁边这位算的准不准啊？", "question": "如何驳倒算命先生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静香说水不深你们也信", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hczgi7bps0j30ci0eljsq"}
{"text": "春风", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "从二楼到肘部", "question": "请展现必杀技的样子。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5141186"}
{"text": "如果你愿意，我可以和你结婚。", "question": "被人夸赞但完全不开心的客套话，请说一下。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6459779"}
{"text": "为啥谈恋爱一定要退学。那你工作了谈恋爱了就要辞职？所以最后你结婚的那一天就直接退休了？", "question": "高中早恋想退学如何跟父母说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被阿姆罗抛弃的哈罗感到非常不安。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3098643"}
{"text": "好怀念啊...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1236106"}
{"text": "这是一个亲切的工作环境。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6515989"}
{"text": "这些是老师夸我的：拥有舒曼般的手指，贝多芬似的听力，阿炳样的眼睛。视奏拉赫，听到梅西安。你手指的力量使你天生适合弹德彪西。能把各种作品声部处理出韦伯恩的韵味。你拿着小书包，站在琴房门口等待上课的那一刻，像极了肖斯塔科维奇。呐，为了让你尽快能弹《瑭璜》，给你一个手指训练器，这下万无一失了。 演奏的巴赫，与百年前在羽键琴上最纯净的巴赫别无二致。撇开处理，你演奏的肖邦在键盘准确度上，和科尔托不相上下。你用实际行动证明了斯特拉文斯基对巴赫的一些说法。柴可夫斯基对勃拉姆斯的评论就是你最好的写照。一曲，两面谱，三个声部，似懂非懂的，五个错音了都。 再加一点：和外行最常说的：音乐没有高低。和老师最常说的：我以后一定好好练琴。 不为人知的冷知识，可以卖弄：拉赫是唯一一个钢琴奏鸣曲使用大提琴伴奏的作曲家。好悲伤，在雨中拉肖邦的很有可能是维瓦尔蒂。霍洛维兹呼吸的空气比别人多一倍。钢琴专业的人一般都有比别人贵的手机架。在莫扎特面前不能谈到圣桑，在达芬奇面前也不要。斯克里亚宾临终前最后一句话是：再见了，我的小手。 和音乐专业的朋友开玩笑：请声乐唱《炫境》《The Diva Dance 》请钢专弹《梦中的婚礼》请小提拉《无穷动》请锣奏《柴 6》等请定音鼓奏《音鼓协奏曲》 音乐史略：17 世纪：我们爱上帝18 世纪：我们还是要谈一下恋爱19 世纪：我们都被俄派包围了20 世纪：当非主流们终于熬成大师", "question": "古典音乐有哪些梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把刀放下吧~我知道有人在背后……两个人……不……三个人是吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1o6peba5dj30ci0el77x"}
{"text": "所以你们开发的游戏到底是有多么不好玩……", "question": "公司要我们玩自己开发的游戏，如何快速完成任务？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是时候表演了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4816198"}
{"text": "大家来这儿可不是为了别的，听说里面好像混进了一个间谍。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387151"}
{"text": "刚染完头发就被教导主任给逮了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIdjJhxcHUS9ARaqxmicYpg67LqaXp5dMrudZ9FLxEkuv0Alj90swGFng"}
{"text": "NHK防护策略传授！", "question": "首相岸田在YouTube上开了频道。他发布的第一个视频是_。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7150091"}
{"text": "那你给我挑一个", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "每当听到女声的加油声，约翰就会回头。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661460"}
{"text": "我认为我没有得到全身的糊涂是因为我发布的时机不好，所以我再次发布了类似的内容，但是什么都没有得到。", "question": "在抖友中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2697948"}
{"text": "用火那叫虎门抽烟！", "question": "虎门销烟为什么不用火来销毁鸦片呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "擦肩而过撞到后一直这么说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h62xkhp1lmj30ci0elq6y"}
{"text": "看看我的搞笑表情。", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "看着我做就行了，就在这里做。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6931952"}
{"text": "擦，这张报纸上的中奖号码还是对不上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKy8PaeLSADI4bFV4Cp2TdBL7zp862wD2StC7IZNsFUoGYquHEMzEmcg"}
{"text": "加油啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7104010"}
{"text": "慢羊羊都可以当村长，为什么鸣人需要质疑。", "question": "鸣人真的有实力当火影吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最终的救世主", "question": "我以为是乌奇曼，其实是朋奇曼的时候，朋奇曼的反应。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388320"}
{"text": "纺织业人士说：“这条裤子的弹性真是出色！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3257914"}
{"text": "最近邻居晚上吹口哨。", "question": "请写一篇包含乐器名称的文章，让我感到有点悲伤。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5337871"}
{"text": "为了教育，把他放到山上，但完全没效果！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3296834"}
{"text": "有点不对劲。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "羊有一只，困了...", "question": "睡觉前说句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4416715"}
{"text": "华府的两个傻儿子", "question": null, "star": 541, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5tm0ncy01j60u00x50td02"}
{"text": "大象越来越多。", "question": "把小组名字改得有点土气。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376449"}
{"text": "你从今天开始就是沙门邪教徒了，记住了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7008635"}
{"text": "走一半对面突然来了个人", "question": null, "star": 538, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gidkqwfvqej610f10fq9402"}
{"text": "破洞牛仔裤制作现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4uGcInkvyX17suhop69U4C2h1M1mUm5V6ktBQLJ3nQE59w09b4XIMh6bTTLrCpRH8ic736jqSddw"}
{"text": "活动领到限时道具的免费玩家和付费玩家相遇了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibs0FAs7SK7KXbWWUibEA3fW6Q1G1OQZVcQlZvIk5xYj0vUMm4ibsIGgVw"}
{"text": "小姐姐", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4451974"}
{"text": "发生了什么？我刚才吃的东西消失了，视线也被遮挡了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382257"}
{"text": "不就是舔了舔铅笔吗？", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "如果我剪掉头发，把颜色染成蓝色，会不会看起来像三宅呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6921891"}
{"text": "应该是猫咪吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6960548"}
{"text": "这种人很多，喜欢按别人的痛处。", "question": "感觉自己的容貌让自己活得不自在。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5244563"}
{"text": "不说别人就说我吧，一次喝多了…… 握着手指头尿一裤裆。", "question": "你见过的最奇葩的撒酒疯是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上个厕所的功夫就得冠了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtEfmIMTXheamjnZHJfrgxib5QibADNk21APiaxtle27J4ic24xKk7sLwhrmQ"}
{"text": "我只在第一天就把暑假作业一网打尽了！", "question": "暑假结束了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6681466"}
{"text": "这次的超级战队的敌人好像是超辣的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021418"}
{"text": "看不到裙底风光，因为她没穿裙子啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6634275"}
{"text": "所以我说了要吃前拉面啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312844"}
{"text": "不掉毛的猫猫。", "question": "为什么大雄的父母愿意养活哆啦a梦?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家长会上被点名发言的家长", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "无论你如何宣扬无添加，我三天就能搞定！不好的事情不说，惩恶扬善就交给我，你就分担个脸吧~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315794"}
{"text": "野宿？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7meaftvhqj30ci0eltby"}
{"text": "虽然体温是37.5度，但还是设法向商店入口处的非接触式体温计示意了一下。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5699405"}
{"text": "镜头对着我拍什么拍……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnv39j2twxj30ci0elwhj"}
{"text": "刘备的黑点不止是镇压农民起义，还包括动用私刑、与多名女性保持不正当关系、沾染帮会习气、破坏生态环境、常年远离劳动、积极实施分裂国家主权行为、口头威胁他人人身安全、投掷危险物品、漠视妻子身心需求、组建军政府、破坏正规司法程序、私发货币、私定法律、重农抑商、排斥多元审美、未与前妻办理正规离异手续时再婚、帝王思想浓厚、宣扬封建迷信、严重违反平权主义和民主主义、信谣传谣、企图复辟、讨好地主阶级、不注重发动群众、背后议论他人、实行土葬。毛病这么多，简直称得上食古不化，冥顽不灵了。", "question": "剿黄巾算不算刘备的黑点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "解释清楚，你身上萨摩耶的气味是哪来的", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "猫眼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "这条河是不是由麻雀的眼泪汇集而成的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2825164"}
{"text": "有没有可能，“？”就是这位顺风车乘客此刻最想说的话", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "我拿钱包去，你等一下。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3788242"}
{"text": "一不小心让孙猴子跑掉了，这他妈怎么交差呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3ryjBTLibia82U3aDvsNa2Ec79Dz6UXrNltNzlAeFTfQW4AnEv9LdzAMg"}
{"text": "只有5分钟的午休时间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvXPMkVjkQwibqly9CpE7pTv17XwKwUbdsBb8ibt8KS7BmtEt6ceg5oqkA"}
{"text": "一击之下，与队长的通讯就中断了。", "question": null, "star": 1744, "type": "I2T", "image": "3727762"}
{"text": "地点昌平。我们总监开的车只比我的自行车贵一点点。", "question": "如何理解《月入五万的西二旗人教你如何活得像月薪五千》这篇文章？真正「西二旗人」的生活是什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在印度菜馆忘记拿手机去取，结果发现那里好厉害。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152027"}
{"text": "男主给了女主一张银行卡，说卡密是 5201314……", "question": "你们看过网络小说中哪些情节让你觉得作者没生活常识?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你新买的汽车，突然刮了下，可能只有一个点，但是你会很在意，但是，一个七手的奥拓，就算车灯撞掉了，你可能还觉得嘿嘿，还能开哈。我想应该是这种心理。", "question": "为什么成绩考的越高的人，考完了之后的不确定感越强？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，突然打扰了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6691463"}
{"text": "别站在我的走廊上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go7pega27mj30ci0elwl2"}
{"text": "听到钥匙插进锁里的声音。", "question": "你玩游戏的时候有哪些绝望的瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女装照被室友发现并当场对质", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq6fCJWnVmrNyCkqibAff8zcYiaZjNJQIQ4KxpYslL6sklfNfJI3icSSBHA"}
{"text": "小当家的菜做好啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL96IWLewEqqOgzTQcicUaWJeu3zkkKlYVN0NdicybK79OibHGQSnyuDuFLg"}
{"text": "不好意思，我真的不能让给你坐，什么？你问我从哪来的这么豪横？我是刚从二楼掉下来的。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRK3Zg8F16JJufVpTibady1mdskCqw8MHcMgCok3IvVO16rzCR7SFhUQVQ"}
{"text": "这次的反派是西伯利特星人，你回家等下一部的消息吧", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "谁说没有的？谁说没有的？？谁说没有的？？？你们都没听过海尔兄弟吗？？？？", "question": "为什么没有相声的卡拉 OK？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一旦入学，就无法回家的归宅部。", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "我得了癌症", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7wl5uSAOIFo180feGuYPwC7sT7k47dwvLI6qpD7vAohIic8LVurV0IIg"}
{"text": "走路同手同脚被强行纠正", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrKTNfelfj8DSqQVmDhZbwsr7QKvZOJH8gZocQibIxM5bmyefy4KOxhyA"}
{"text": "算术和数学有什么不同吗？", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "看北极熊刚打完一套太极", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WAibSHWFGbRYh0v93icz3AUIASMxjZXpQ6fQUXLDpE8hvILRbsJhfTn8g"}
{"text": "think like man，act like lady，look like  girl，work like horse", "question": "有哪些对女生行为礼仪的劝告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我生气的是，你们说有地狱这样一个永世烈火的地方，却不用来帮我们解决能源问题。", "question": "为什么无神论者听到「不信者将入地狱」还是会感到生气？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我知道，等会儿来写。", "question": "怎样克服拖延，马上采取行动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学会飞翔术之后，我也和你一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2145969"}
{"text": "联谊会来了个失礼的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h66dm2xyfpj30ci0eljv2"}
{"text": "完整版希腊神话VS和谐版希腊神话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3Hibfk1BP3toLbeko9hItlGuvGD4GjIRWq0jlDgz8voCdbnZP0bXr7dg"}
{"text": "日全食马上就要开始了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfDzHclud1CQ4QkXickgd9lu23mEmKlaVaVvYJUWwpgicNBUiaOlyiaeUK1Q"}
{"text": "你们要是懂就给我回话，混蛋！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3316761"}
{"text": "当野球拳的对手都脱光了，还说'这只是开始呢！'", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6483922"}
{"text": "大雄，把身体变小！你看，附近有个笑着的鬼，打不过吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386149"}
{"text": "老师按学号提问，提前看轮到自己是哪一题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmgDryywUn4BCtn1WnXcOU20gEmswLV1Qw5krQfqFZgrPPjdpP6SKUj4Ldz7md0y6aDQ1AoSwkfA"}
{"text": "喂，新来的家伙，还不快点过来，不然就留下你了！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6400007"}
{"text": "龙宫城确定演出。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5936297"}
{"text": "怎么办，哈利。要是被爸爸发现会被骂的哦~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3846092"}
{"text": "一个想捡一块石头却捡了个金子的人在这里卖萌", "question": "一心想学计算机系却报错志愿进了数学系，请问我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "种太阳我有一个美丽的愿望，长大以后能播种太阳播种一个，一个就够了会结出许多的许多的太阳一个送给，送给南极一个送给，送给北冰洋一个挂在，挂在冬天一个挂在晚上，挂在晚上啦啦啦种太阳", "question": "你会带领《流浪地球》原著里被处刑的数千名坚持流浪地球计划的人齐声合唱哪一首歌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年轻人，我这就按照这个干支来决定。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6000245"}
{"text": "哎呀，伙伴们来接我了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6117788"}
{"text": "被岩盘撞击，说了句‘呜哦？’。", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "晚安，一睡觉就到早上，工作太累了。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "冲过胃酸的玉米粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSfh3YKG7RrhflTYyqjvbY4UfAWOnI0xhnElojMcxWbEv6Im7Ab1hm1nQ"}
{"text": "娘的男人做什么都会很娘。即使是做饭这种很man的事情。", "question": "男生做饭会显得很娘吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小室同学结婚的道路", "question": "你觉得接下来会是纪录片节目的什么标题？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623474"}
{"text": "我们收留了一个像阿部宽的三岁走失男孩。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6414822"}
{"text": "周末加班。", "question": "请用四个汉字吓唬我。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3393797"}
{"text": "呕吐", "question": "最近不太想看到的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5353427"}
{"text": "你们俩都过来！好了，我知道谁是偷喝牛奶的犯人了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYN7W82NP8DDS1XdKoaMt33JJqcsPqetbRnB3FujUwSFia9hrVu3Sa8snw"}
{"text": "关于“五加四等于几”的专门研讨会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfx0ia8jKYGBgbUrqZ4D1alDB1TYXcJVmkVNYVRIloyxnobdZXeob9pqA"}
{"text": "这是我的鹅子", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "你听说过老鹰教小鹰飞行的故事吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLfib28V5YX0W7wS3SdoYh1BFlGoNLjiamcUsibaLEAc8rHEXkycoJMpHkw"}
{"text": "自由泳换气还没学好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1en2d70gpzwj20b508xt9q"}
{"text": "你叫哆啦A梦也没用，认得这个鼻子吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3ctHbslbVCmUicBnicYQr0Iv7kibR2XCWXDAHhhcV4svWNb9PgBUvibPMLQ"}
{"text": "淡雅。", "question": "仔细想想，告诉我七个由“盾”组成的汉字。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7167437"}
{"text": "因为他们俩既会说英语，又会说法语，其他姐妹都不会", "question": "2019 版《小妇人》中，劳里为什么会爱上艾米并最终选择她相伴一生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次脸部搓泥大赛，我赢定了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YOmMOUuYeP7ibicnspJkUna5sYWibVFyvVVFcoicBzDz94zsg6q0U8GAuLQ"}
{"text": "狙击我的狙击手吧，我严肃地回应。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5775133"}
{"text": "你已经是个成熟的熊猫了，要学会自己熬黑眼圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HWNJKYLuR3EtO8lWNMKjy5Xw8fdW0NqP1MiccbHLnczHF3YAXP12E04A"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873527"}
{"text": "A：你的手机怎么样？B：那什么只有 1.5G，才双核，用起来真卡A：确实，我这前几年买的都 2G，现在 3G 都快过时了B：听说现在要买 4G 手机速度才快？A：4G 算什么，刚看新闻苹果都出 256G 了。", "question": "为什么大家经常把手机的外存，内存混为一谈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为成绩差的给成绩好的打工的成不了新闻。", "question": "为什么成绩好的同学会给成绩差的同学打工？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "节约——”好钢用在刀刃上“小气——”刀？要什么刀？用手啊！”", "question": "节约和小气的区别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不讨厌，但是对颜色有要求，个人接受的 RGB 值域有三个：#FFF7FB ~ #FF79BC#FFF7FF ~ #FF8EFF#FAF4FF ~ #D3A4FF", "question": "男生很讨厌女生涂指甲油吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在露营跳狐步舞的时候，被我喜欢的那个人问了我你喜欢我吗？", "question": "我尝到了人生中最精彩的青春故事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5043000"}
{"text": "后续更精彩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "AqK9KgvV2P3IM6Bia38ZSOMhPfYsibR4g28RCsMMjl0fPWpPTib2PoNO16L6Z38X1XFgAaU4gp03T6e8IDqwwMC7A"}
{"text": "他根本没意识到上个动作踢到人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkjDBPbALkyE9XuQdAekYvsWHGWSXPfUVoor2A65v14pjP0Bh0iciaWPZg"}
{"text": "紧张啊。。紧张到打开了收款码给他扫。。。", "question": "第一次被要微信/QQ是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个切洋葱的视频太逼真了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQusJI5XJxz9dtGDFRAHRAON6UT55icI1xZctHHoLNPRZoenNK0s6rrZQ"}
{"text": "楼上的人请注意，走路声音太大了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6791898"}
{"text": "被猥琐大叔咬金牌啊", "question": null, "star": 392, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtaknmz195j60u0140wi002"}
{"text": "握草", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxgGMODY9YHPPWic4lx3GjsHjtfOK4fB6qm7EELkDJszOsfQnsnffxic9Q"}
{"text": "游泳后学语文。", "question": null, "star": 564, "type": "I2T", "image": "6884231"}
{"text": "这就是欧派吗？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "男人在狱中太寂寞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRQJD2qXxOwxHZjqBcBfAIzxLoIfIq7YBqqob5r1d2eJsC0412iaic1wiaw"}
{"text": "发布日期太久了。", "question": "为什么预定于2026年发售的星之卡比的新作会引发争议？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7074938"}
{"text": "今天一定要加油！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847806"}
{"text": "可恶，美杜莎也在这里！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680244"}
{"text": "我是富二代，我爸其实一直都在考验我。", "question": "什么被你所相信你却无法证明？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚刚不是已经在厕所里了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHt5pibQJQfNYSfa1m0XLxb64bYB1ZD482ibTjibLF8f5eM7NzFxqnYJxyg"}
{"text": "买包烟，去去就来~", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3thz6w4j20fp0eamyk"}
{"text": "你是一百万分之一千。", "question": "请将它扩大一千倍。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "4549501"}
{"text": "无休止地背诵数学公式。", "question": "请告诉我如何忍住打喷嚏的技巧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6683155"}
{"text": "白天休息的时候打扰了，请明天再帮我。", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "甲壳虫男孩", "question": "我在昆虫采集中捕获了一种意想不到的虫子。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4560570"}
{"text": "下周去你的城市", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gctikz95vfj20zc0zcwl0"}
{"text": "向全国的家长解释加消费税到压岁钱的必要性。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4868689"}
{"text": "某些计算化学的组，烧杯全是用来喝水的。这是他们唯一像化学实验室的地方。", "question": "化学实验用的烧杯能不能平时喝水用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候我养的食用大蜗牛吃了我的作业。", "question": "你养的宠物发生过哪些让你极为「头疼恼火」或者「震撼感动」的瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我同学相识。相爱，结婚，离婚，在结婚发生在三个月内。我现在正准备以非法集资起诉他！", "question": "闪婚的人现在怎么样了?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接下来轮到你了。别往坏处想……终于能变回人类了……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3795446"}
{"text": "被老板压榨的中层同样这样压榨下属", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKWlDk51qJfAzz17jHk2wlrWlF33TKNshlffwz0NdakXS5ZDxaU3KFiaw"}
{"text": "孩子说拉我一下，警察说停下，不能拉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2303045"}
{"text": "对于从事办公室工作的人来说，一万步是需要付出一定的时间和努力才能完成的。如果，一个人能为了健康每天走路，他 / 她大概率也会为了健康坚持健康饮食等其他生活方式，都有助于减少因为不良生活方式导致的疾病。我觉得步数不那么重要，换句话说，运动量本身不是那么重要，每天坚持才是最重要的。如果一个人从 30 岁开始坚持每天走一万步，至少坚持 2-3 万天吧，必有成效。", "question": "每天走一万步真的能降低死亡率吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就踩了那么一下，惩罚也太重了吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6785542"}
{"text": "妈的，当时买的盐终于吃完了", "question": "2100年世界会是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在伊势丹购物中心发生了事故。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388811"}
{"text": "信任", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "「还我雨伞……」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecjf8sp1zqj20am09amy7"}
{"text": "森林有难了，兄弟们走~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "哦！武士男孩！武士男孩！", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "窗户没关漏雨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqAoz2t6ZTeqia2mE6JaSO3ZSbZ1o1c36XSDoUpdSIBlSuJTHdA2PZRfg"}
{"text": "是有多「无缘无故」呢？", "question": "朋友说话的时候无缘无故带成语，合理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还给你，别再打了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3Es1IJtImve44Fe50vHYLc5I3hiceg4hymY1DUawaTKbl3Qb1V1MHnwlg"}
{"text": "蹲一个课代表", "question": null, "star": 188, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqkkhxq7f3j60z01aowlz02"}
{"text": "哈哈...你知道了吧，想抢我风头就是错误的决定。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4396679"}
{"text": "被袋鼠踢了。", "question": "请问有什么澳大利亚的谚语吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6922443"}
{"text": "我向DJ警察提交了自由式battle的申请。", "question": "请问如何正确地欣赏世界杯？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3633965"}
{"text": "猫饼，罐的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "家属请在外面等候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "不管说什么都被她说：这个先放在一边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFeECyoslfR0aNWvKjC88Xxmn5I1KtwVtnc2f2xToNTbkF50mWj24prg"}
{"text": "「未经上级批准，我既不能确认、也不能否认任何工作细节。」「签了保密条例不能说。」全程保持神秘微笑原回答评论区 @朽木 见招拆招：「偷偷告诉我们，我们又不说，怎么会让你坐牢？」「你这孩子真是的，玩笑都开不起，读书读傻啦！」「我一朋友人家可是 XXX 都不避讳，你瞧你！」", "question": "如何巧妙地回答过年亲戚的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蚂蚁发现了掉地上的薯条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssxdKo0LHCg0hAs5Cy8t3l2oWqh60VoyCAKudd0icugaodm52s6FSiaFDg"}
{"text": "第一次去媳妇家见家长可谓丢人丢到家了……媳妇家成都的，晚上一顿爽 yy 的火锅美滋滋。回到她家准备洗澡，记得那是过年的时候，衣服脱光了发现沐浴露没拿进来，一拉玻璃门，垮了你能信，玻璃门直接往身上倒，全碎了，手上身上脚上全是小伤口，媳妇、她妈、她姐在外边干着急，只有她爸进来帮我清理穿衣服！那可是第一次见她爸妈啊！她爸就把我看了个遍！而且天气还冷！热胀冷缩！！！丢人丢到姥姥家了！！！", "question": "丢人丢到家是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么围栏上有胶水", "question": null, "star": 383, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "「这个是这个月的工资单，我不是家里蹲，所以麻烦你们协会收一下。」", "question": "NHK来时的创新应对方法是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139589"}
{"text": "爸爸，这个「小心漏电」是什么意思嘶嘶嘶嘶嘶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etua2cc31vj20a20aswgp"}
{"text": "也不是不涂，就是不会涂那么满了。我很少化妆，日常都只是涂个散粉控油，粉底都不涂的那种，之前很爱厚擦 ruby woo，直到有一天坐地铁抬头看到倒影的自己，只有一张嘴。", "question": "为什么慢慢的就涂不了正红色口红了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "理发师「领子有点碍事，我给你剪了啊”」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecepfc5pd7j20b20aldgr"}
{"text": "视频会议进错房间了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hawccf94uej30ci0el78j"}
{"text": "「来来，各部门准备了啊，咱们五分钟之后开始实拍。化妆师给僵尸都补个妆，你看看那假血都跑到哪去了。小演员呢？过来过来。来听我说啊。一会啊，你就往前跑。等你看见这个僵尸叔叔之后，来来跟叔叔打个招呼~~等你看见他之后，你去找这个僵尸姐姐，然后僵尸姐姐会抓住你，这时候你千万记得挣扎一下啊，别跟个没事人似的，然后挣扎之后记得往回跑，跑完了这场戏就完事了，记住了吧！啥？饿了啊？那个鬼阿姨那有饼干，你让她给你一包你先吃点。好了灯光师准备，各部门准备，5，4，3......诶等会，你跑出去干啥咱还没开机呢，快回来！！！」然后真正在拍摄的时候，小演员的内心里「往前跑，往前跑，好啦看见叔叔了我去找那个姐姐，哎呀咋还有这么远我都跑累了，然后姐姐抓我是吧。诶啥情况这姐姐咋不动弹。忘情节了？我的妈呀我可不想重新跑，快给她个眼神，妈呀我好想笑，不行不行，憋住憋住。一会我还得喊呢。好了好了我该往回跑了，妈呀累死我了千万这次别跑错要不然又得被导演骂，赶紧跑完一会回去吃我的小饼干。吃完去找僵尸姐姐一起玩游戏去~~」你说这上哪产生心理阴影去嘛 QUQ", "question": "对于参演恐怖电影的未成年人，有什么制度保护其身心健康？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美味的应急食品。", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "茶道网课老师选到了一个不错的背景", "question": null, "star": 56, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "夜班。", "question": "马拉松前做了什么准备？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4287403"}
{"text": "我的下班打卡照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPXJk9WaeqwJHdD2wSpOLsiaWma0CYU25NeNLyJ3gnmF4qfdwz7n4wh3Q"}
{"text": "八只猫", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388318"}
{"text": "接下来轮到你了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5324533"}
{"text": "正要跟女友亲热的时候突然到了眼保健操时间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVly9P0TOwD6Nl5ExtIbkibQHsqQVHfWgHQbhk58adpkhYr15JzEfWoLoBQ"}
{"text": "有序下楼做核酸。", "question": "如果你在末日的废墟中发现一台收音机，你觉得里面会在播放什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「不服你来咬我啊，啦啦啦 \\(^o^)/~」「不行，虎毒不食子啊！」இAஇ", "question": "你有过哪些神补刀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说不定你们水准差不多，姑娘才敢来表白的", "question": "女生向我表白，可是她很丑，我当面拒绝，现在有点自责，怎么弥补？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天津没有大妈，天津只有姐姐……", "question": "天津大妈和北京大妈比谁更厉害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都没玩过大富翁吗？一张均富卡用下去，爽他个两个回合，然后你发现别人的地产酒店旅馆加油站还是那些，不知不觉又穷了。", "question": "如果把富人的钱均给穷人，会有什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚吵完架却听到女朋发脱衣服的声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKKmXUftr6x7ia8yTc5UoCv1xTzegrFfBibdyEJDPJuaaLloBWCn8kic12g"}
{"text": "便利店的烤串配上追加的盐和胡椒粉。", "question": "烧烤常见知识。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6522054"}
{"text": "下次记得先敲门啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodnFcJ03Viae7NfNTJ1myS7iaJb7pc6fOP6tdicdURxoazt9IBia63q0BicEEw"}
{"text": "在自习室，有人觉得写字的沙沙声很烦，该怎么说服他戴个隔音耳塞呢？", "question": "在自习室，听到许多同学用笔写字沙沙的声音，感觉很烦，该怎么说服他们选择用电子产品代替呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，我是从微风中来的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "688558"}
{"text": "大爷说，开饭啦开饭啦，然后往你头上泼了一瓢粪。", "question": "变成一颗大白菜是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两只猪在对视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BibibYcgoUhb2MHLnnF1iaAGIxgmrlibichHvB8G7qt99bb5Wfqiae4SkzK6g"}
{"text": "摸、摸、摸，可以揉一揉吗？", "question": null, "star": 470, "type": "I2T", "image": "6300085"}
{"text": "进去偷吃了一个月后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I591NKfemtWkxnaW0omKMo1hcQVVnldGRG0Zm8mIxBdicCic5x4albVedw"}
{"text": "怎么样才能保持比赛的悬念呢？因为太容易赢了，所以很难啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568979"}
{"text": "玩手机的人看时间的人每天把公交站牌往家移一点点的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gg1cj8kv86j20v515j458"}
{"text": "我们下集要揍的是这家伙不要忘记收看哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpR4NicGgEzWHNQBlmhUwFxYr4kib04ibsm4FZGzadx83twkm5cYRibhPbbrQ"}
{"text": "回国前行李太多空运回去一箱里面有我的护照。", "question": "被蠢哭是怎样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发现喜欢的人在悄悄看我。", "question": "什么样的情境下让你突然有种心上开出一朵花的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无论试多少次都只能发出“do”这个音。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6652386"}
{"text": "大雄：对不起，哆啦A梦，这个游戏谁也玩不了。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "家庭教师反复提醒了5分钟后，才说出了‘你是不是经常这样做’这样的话吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6456577"}
{"text": "糟了！我要自杀了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5997546"}
{"text": "挺励志的，都是去年的熟人", "question": "2021年你的择偶标准是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按照婆婆的说法，好像已经没救了。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "我睡觉时抱着的泰迪熊玩偶被烧了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284239"}
{"text": "先生，里面的液体喝一口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WZibQ9o9SDzT0EEWL88ynbVUJ65FvVhBZk8h7FQAgdR1NFkJWdaDPSqA"}
{"text": "很久以前，据说有一对情侣住在山谷对面。两人分别叫做山和辉子，然后他们结合了，所以成为了'山彦'的起源。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6201814"}
{"text": "好……好吧，投票表决的结果这次春游就去厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbxg3f70wyj61401hcthk02"}
{"text": "卧槽，请赶紧把我连上。", "question": "如果把你用营养液养着，控制你的思维，让你做一辈子的关于荣华富贵的白日梦，你愿意么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了保护一个售价 1599 的 airpods pro，买一个 17300 元的香奈儿保护套。我提议，给这个 17300 的香奈儿保护套再做一个保护套，一定能大卖。", "question": "香奈儿推出 AirPods 保护套，售价约 17300 元，有什么亮点？你愿意买吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看一本讲张学良的书，提到了一个故事。当年中原大战，某个飞行员迫降在某村，结果村民都跑出来喊，打蜻蜓精了。飞行员忙说我是人，不是蜻蜓精。老农就问，你为什么长个蜻蜓眼睛？于是飞行员把护目镜拿下来。老农又问，为什么长个蜻蜓脑袋？飞行员又摘了头盔。老农又问，你这身皮是怎么回事？飞行员把皮衣也脱了。大家上去一摸，说真是个人，结果他们要把那飞行服给烧了，飞行员说别，烧了我在天上得冻死。还指着自己的飞机说，这是飞机。结果一老农提过来一桶米说，那我先喂喂它。", "question": "西洋文化刚进入中国时，国人发生过哪些趣事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，狗的大便掉在地上了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3771223"}
{"text": "门卫大爷讲了个笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkk8L2EDd13eWHdUqlw5ibh373hHNjloYWia6PeE4Eg7QlJ23HoAZ9xENpA"}
{"text": "笨蛋也能考上东大。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379309"}
{"text": "古典研修风景", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7316767"}
{"text": "这个光头撞碎玻璃竟然毫发无伤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkfIKFYtYthzhMT7f5C2iboV6QNNC0GmS78bBZ4HXnpe2rBTmu5oktzDg"}
{"text": "违反校规。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7190981"}
{"text": "很多年的事了，那时候他在老家，由于手机信号不好，他的来电转接设置一直是我的号码。某日一陌生来电。「哪位。」「这不是 ** 的电话么？」一陌生妹子的声音。「我是他姐，有什么事么。」云淡风轻地想走个套路。「姐姐你好，我是他女朋友。」我……", "question": "你是怎样发现男友出轨的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星星的分配者", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "半年前因为轻断食减肥彻夜难眠的夜里，看到炸药两个字，都会觉得饿。", "question": "什么样的人才是真正的吃货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男人说：“我记得喝完酒的事……” 飞机说：“我也记得把燃油用完的事……”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6077650"}
{"text": "“把磁铁给我拿走!”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "喂喂，我还以为是光之美少女呢，原来只是喝多了色素的胖妞啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3775481"}
{"text": "啊咧？出未杉怎么不见了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h33dvuvkktj30ci0el75n"}
{"text": "鲁迅：要是我还活着…", "question": "莫言发布文章《莫言：这些作品真不是我写的》，为何时有文学作品「寄人名下」？名人「假语录」为何如此盛行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超级战舰", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371110"}
{"text": "日成神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuicTjXQ9IdnzudZ5jpiaMibqyVExQx57NaI30Z953xGQrjZKOY59tKMLrZzZJzGHnXvWM3CTcDID9A"}
{"text": "“靠！”然后给了你一个大嘴巴子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70uslalL70dcpsAXrrmMH8YLz2gAwsJgo6npicRIUdF41icvwku8HzLn6fiaA"}
{"text": "可以回忆一下当年。只有你一个人在卵细胞内，你的亿万同类隔着细胞膜说你坏话，嫉妒你的时候。其实从一开始，人的本质就是孤独的。", "question": "人需要在多大的时候学会忍受寂寞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "会员专享广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgynfiaib6Qglrg6REnMUNB2vRLnpXxfUIcdIrFNNXIV7FaRwtM2iav69uUQ"}
{"text": "对时事很敏感。", "question": "在抖友中常见的事情。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "2697948"}
{"text": "在世界的中心呼喊爱情，却无人听见。", "question": "世界最帅的转身方式", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5561859"}
{"text": "新闻零时十分", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "一瞬间看起来像大贝壳的人是三星。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4814983"}
{"text": "听歌之前，首先为说我唱歌难听的大雄默哀三分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBK5eK9TxxFXibNdrZtDGYEDN1H6SDFhNF21nGNHE75meP4jJZJKNN2Jw"}
{"text": "爸爸小时候还和隔壁的妈妈一起玩火呢！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7003631"}
{"text": "《流浪篮球》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrGMeUYDOlLPQ9WsUcb4dF0Q1oiatWiaMYbkvfT7aA2XocJiau8rRMsiaajw"}
{"text": "手出血被猫咪当激光按住了", "question": null, "star": 95, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "这太简单了，把原句换成「我有两个女朋友，一个是手，还有一个也是手」，就能明白妙在何处了。", "question": "鲁迅「在我的后园，可以看见墙外有两株树，一株是枣树，还有一株也是枣树」妙在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有个逃犯。", "question": "我讨厌这样的逃跑中。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6752640"}
{"text": "哎？...有八个吗？", "question": "偏向恐怖的龙珠", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1865593"}
{"text": "面试12生肖又没收到offer", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h83r78rrlfj30ci0eln15"}
{"text": "机器不好用敲一下试试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAgkf51icnq8l6hySdrWoUV2w480OLTHkmTg14JwTwp9oI1D4oysq2eKw"}
{"text": "对下一个躲猫猫地点已经胸有成竹的男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6vsCyqNibLVia6dGBGwYh8oEV33rjyRfCrMj3Ig5RibT8PGtHrCsF9bLIKg"}
{"text": "切...反正我就是一只小鸟啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4514413"}
{"text": "左右开弓，铁山靠攻击", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7231906"}
{"text": "大笨蛋！油量那么差还喊满上！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h860z8xxvbj30ci0el784"}
{"text": "你见到了自己的奶奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3Ct81cV0530PmwppRdO6Itly1iaTLClicic7cCZTOFAYrPrcdhLcMlJjgg"}
{"text": "能甩掉猎人吗...找到了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202165"}
{"text": "无法从战争中解脱出来。", "question": "在男朋友面前很爱撒娇。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6434283"}
{"text": "不吃飞鱼肉。", "question": "用四个字打动我的同情心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365219"}
{"text": "难道说……我也可以变吗？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gokhzrmos8j30ci0elq6p"}
{"text": "一本作业本 盗版必究下载点见效快的睡前听物循环播放，比如：高中英语（人教版）教材听力.mp3李铭明 学渣，爱做白日梦。白天认真听课，不能睡太久。吴伞 学霸，经常刷题刷到 2、3 点这个点失眠？我还打算再做套五三呢！乐田湃 智障专家，传播阿 Q 精神再忍忍，等到天亮了就不失眠了。石棉 资深失眠家我是来看答案的。嫌脑洞还不够大？还是买瓶阿萨姆奶茶，扫描二维码，让周星星和郭采洁的「神回复」助你分分钟脑洞大开，让你笑到失声，笑到癫狂，分分钟 get 满满好心情！点这里，听听看。", "question": "广告 · 失眠了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师，今天还没布置", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gva040yMPfxia7w1soiaoVoEVYQUZzmqH0w3strbD2oyicNJWMBuIGuKoA"}
{"text": "七大姑八大姨：“啥时候结婚啊？”", "question": null, "star": 139, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "睡觉。", "question": "睡觉前说句话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4416715"}
{"text": "妮可罗宾54岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ed1is863twj208y0brjsc"}
{"text": "最早发现老师来了的由中同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0oibXnw9LrruIsRu627CLm8zSkl03ict03VOmeyKDZsiamhiaTHxK2h7nqg"}
{"text": "不会用高端武器的新手玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjA84fPu53ejD9dwQ2tJarc3dA4RebxD8NG41dopZibduEWEWGJMj50MA"}
{"text": "刚出国的时候想表达「我好热啊」一直说 I am so hot 。 你可以理解当时九年级的正太萝莉们疑惑的表情嘛？", "question": "你知道的中国人与英语人士交流过程中因为语言或者习俗闹过什么笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从奶茶的吸管望下去，发现了惊恐的珍珠君", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9rm4d9zoqj20bs09mjs6"}
{"text": "看到昨天的开屏", "question": null, "star": 243, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "迈克尔！能在水上行走真是太厉害了，但快点救救我！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6796922"}
{"text": "赫鲁晓夫快乐衣", "question": null, "star": 456, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "你在加班、你在学习、你在照顾孩子......，你在为这个家付出，那么她自然会为你洗衣做饭。 你在看电视、玩游戏、喝酒、打牌.......，那么她会拿饭勺子打你。", "question": "怎样让女方给自己做饭洗衣服，并且女方感觉体验良好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他老是玩游戏不学习，所以父亲把电源插头藏了起来，但是他忘记了藏在哪里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667277"}
{"text": "你说了多少遍我才能明白啊……不是阿部，是阿维埃。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6455714"}
{"text": "创业多年后张飞已经拼不动了，成为了他刘大哥眼中没有性价比的人。", "question": "三国里，为什么马超官位一直高过张飞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，这位小伙子，果然人不可貌相啊。", "question": "有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年轻时，有个尖锐的时代。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4778145"}
{"text": "会，我弟弟都哭了。", "question": "女性玩家玩乙女游戏时会落泪吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "长得漂亮又咋了？她学习又不行！", "question": "有哪些你以前深信，现在不再相信的观点或想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小子，谢谢你妈妈翻出爸爸的20块私房钱时，你说这是班费的退款", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tcZcgCov2wTpLcLSzhUzqZm7DnEDqBZTHBQmEpGicKAia4v9Iq6jNYnMA"}
{"text": "吃饭！", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "我在同学聚会上常说的台词。", "question": "请记住名字，回来时告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7228456"}
{"text": "小豆收获。", "question": null, "star": 898, "type": "I2T", "image": "1166281"}
{"text": "洗头阴气太重，洗个澡岂不是群魔乱舞。", "question": "「晚上女人洗头阴气太重对身体不好」是不是真的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老妈「把脚抬一下，我要扫地了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gprnytl7gzj30ci0el0ud"}
{"text": "即将完成使命的火柴头", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g58z6jxz41j20uj0u0gps"}
{"text": "中期考试以两种方式结束。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4417861"}
{"text": "我害怕得无法从泰山绳上松开手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7126893"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "就先这样，就先这样啊。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "7222171"}
{"text": "这个故事是我还很胖的时候的故事。", "question": null, "star": 188, "type": "I2T", "image": "3102454"}
{"text": "初中同学的同学,姓爱新觉罗,现在在北京某高中念书,课桌上刻着「好好学习,恢复大清」..", "question": "清朝皇族后裔现在的生存状况是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我会专心致志地做题。", "question": "那位重要议员辞职了，原因是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265036"}
{"text": "淦！不该把骨头埋那么深的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEIgkWIltWpQHToACqmiax6BWMZV3IzER5JQbBobwb3kibkxqgGqxtJmkg"}
{"text": "我正在考虑周一请假的理由，因为明天我要参加就业考试，所以可以请假。", "question": "今天的乐趣。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2636958"}
{"text": "跳绳。", "question": "什么群舞适合两个男生和 25 个女生跳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，好清爽啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5517218"}
{"text": "奈良公园", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6529509"}
{"text": "下一任总裁选举。", "question": "没有竞争的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3832461"}
{"text": "灵魂在闪耀。", "question": "在3,7经营的鬼屋中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857310"}
{"text": "是的，从朋友那里。", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "3322707"}
{"text": "等待被配吐槽语的叔叔", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "单身又吃土的我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "TAT （破伤风抗毒素）……每次看你都很想笑啊好吧！", "question": "在你的学科，领域里，有哪些你们觉得坑爹，纠结的专业术语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的父亲是一个本本分分的土星", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "你是哪国的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3742557"}
{"text": "用锥子给卷宗打洞的动作 锥子行进的方向不要对着桌面。", "question": "第一次到律师事务所实习要注意哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是要揉面吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6977791"}
{"text": "你们太小看贫穷的力量了。不就是非自然死亡么？要是可以便宜个十万八万以上的卖给我，谁管他怎么死的人？晚上有东西敲床板：我是鬼欸，你不怕吗？？？大可回他：我是穷鬼欸！你看我可爱吗？", "question": "死过人的房子可以买吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向南出发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "林家的女儿", "question": "用JSB勉强能运行的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4923909"}
{"text": "孙子孙女外孙外孙女等16人的暑假作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv3ibeg27j20ak0ai3zm"}
{"text": "缉毒犬回来时看起来有些嗨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertipe35rij208r0cfdgq"}
{"text": "疾走！小太郎。", "question": "名著漫画改一个字，加上2023年是22023年。", "star": 95, "type": "T2T", "image": "6907169"}
{"text": "身体不适还坚持参加集体活动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elqyci5lh5j20bk09jwfq"}
{"text": "即将冲线依然记得给黑人牙膏打广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHbyf4DkzyFWPpovcCgoFeslpjgAGlnA3OCdVV6OY936mwueTqE9A4Sg"}
{"text": "不认识的人", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "这种为了拖延最后一名而演的戏太烂了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5616795"}
{"text": "我们在比赛中！", "question": "请问2030年的流行语是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4176243"}
{"text": "之前有一个客户，很壕。买了一栋 3000 多万的别墅，专门用来养鼎。就是青铜器那种鼎。里面摆放了很多各种各样的鼎。便宜的几万块，贵的也有上百万的。没事喜欢邀请好朋友来参观他的别墅，顺便看看他的鼎。可是有一天，他的一个好朋友，业内一个比较权威的专家。看了他这些鼎以后，很纠结。按照专家的眼光，他的这些鼎，里面至少有一半是假的。这个客户非常生气，觉得自己辛辛苦苦在全国买的这么多鼎怎么可能是假的。于是，他不断地学习鉴定知识，看了很多书，各种专研。多种渠道结交圈内专家。他的鉴定水平有了突飞猛进的提升。从此再也没有买到过假鼎。 错！事情根本不是这样的。真正的情况是，他经过多方运作，终于成了某某鉴定协会的副会长。这个鼎是不是真的，得他盖章才能说了算。所以，从那以后，他家再也没有假鼎了。", "question": "你们身边有哪些人硬生生地活成了段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大笨象滚下来了啊啊啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5592359"}
{"text": "新乡，New York位于荷兰省纽约市有时候还会被错听为「新疆」", "question": "河南存在感最低（最不出名）的城市是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下... 如果反复增税的话，国家的税收会增加，我的工资不也会提高吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388702"}
{"text": "iPhone的开发者工具", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2047286"}
{"text": "别冒险了，否则你会后悔的。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1991352"}
{"text": "喂！你不做鬼脸我就揍你！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5613799"}
{"text": "不行啦，今天人家没抹防晒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tuoeTwzexWA57Cl51adp9z5ZXqCrwcLmiaPnib84ISYkxkMcibZjDdajKg"}
{"text": "还没意识到三分钟已经过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gulzh48wuej60ci0elwfh02"}
{"text": "拥有数年追着孙子喂饭的经历，成功当上了长跑运动员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSuYMKYdM5DDb52EibxO2cLCpCaia1GNum4Xbdn5ju7n0KODrQW5Xvqbow"}
{"text": "该撞破定音鼓了是吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "你能行吗？我的位置由你来代替吗？", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "6936357"}
{"text": "应该实在没法决定，最后还是后悔拿到药这件事吧。", "question": "如果世界上唯一一颗后悔药在你手上，你会用在哪件事情上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天庭的时间大概过了两天，你觉得两天能改变啥？（知乎日报注：话说「天上方一日，地上已千年」……）", "question": "天庭上会是什么制度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孙悟空是你。", "question": "请问你刚刚说了什么我不太明白的事情？", "star": 199, "type": "T2T", "image": "7154884"}
{"text": "某次全家出远门旅游，坐上火车了，爸爸邀功说起自己出门前水电煤气全部检查过了，保管都没事，防盗门也倒锁了，电闸也拉下来了，妥妥的……妥妥的……妥妥……冰箱呢！", "question": "有哪些事让你后来才发觉「好像有哪里不对」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别看猜拳很弱。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5545714"}
{"text": "开裆裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvhuibFuMrZzSsuMfQu3yE6aHyTHOakFSowKictLFwW6JdvqeIG712Zj3w"}
{"text": "你是不是又吃网球了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esc2na8fohj20ak08odh3"}
{"text": "三十年过去了。那个卖火柴的小女孩，今年又一个人在寒风中颤抖地过圣诞节了...", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 50, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "名字的前缀要加上一个老年人比如 阿婆 / 王大爷 / 老奶奶 / 二大婶儿配料要加芝士 / 芒果 / 椰子 / 榴莲 / 草莓 / 椰汁 / 牛油果推广的时候要说每天只卖 99 个 / 要对上暗号才能买 / 老板任性 / 有 IPAD 那么大 / 五个人才吃的完 / 四个壮汉抬不动 / 就连 XX 都赞不绝口 /XX 深夜坐飞机只为它 /XX 的最爱 / 夫妻店已经经营九百年了 / 狮子座的人打五折然后再雇上五十个人排队（兼职群招人）名字可以直接就叫网红大饼 / 网红馒头 / 网红面词再加爆浆 / 超大 /x 式 / 限定 / 限量 / 卡哇伊我给我家的大饼馒头面想怎么起名字都行吧不违法吧好了我要开始了如有雷同，纯属巧合张大爷芝士爆浆超大牛排丁字骨王二娘芒果榴莲千层包心季节限定网红糯米糍李三婶九千九草莓超巨大卡哇伊爆浆芝士蛋糕赵四伯冰心爆珠广式咸蛋网红限定素棕子杨五爷豪爆芝心榴莲批萨火龙果脸盆款廖六婆牛油果夹心草莓奇异果裤衩子孙七公牛油果夹心椰汁鞋拔子为什么要用俩个小时排队再花三四十元买一杯超大芒果冰沙然后拍照发朋友圈说这里的冰沙芒果超大片！想吃芒果榴莲牛油果草莓不会自己去买吗？你们那个城市没有超市吗？没有水果店吗？特别是一些商家推的一些食品的卖点什么小臂粗的热狗面包 / 一米长的披萨饼 / 大腿粗的奶茶巨无霸杯 / 浴缸大的鸳鸯锅 / 马桶大的棉花糖 / 头盖骨大的汉堡包 / 坟包大的芝士蛋糕我曾一度怀疑是巨人们要入侵了我是去你饭店吃美食啊还是去你饭店挑战大胃王啊？真想给过去的自己一大耳光告诉他一米长的牛肚是不能一次性放进嘴巴里的！还是要切的！切了之后有个屁的卖点啊！还要收我加倍加倍的钱！这些网红食物 99% 是收智商税的高价垃圾剩下的 1% 是韭菜炒猪肝许豪杰 揭露网红美食套路本回答抄袭（借鉴）了这个视频不过的确也是我自己想说的话", "question": "你最不能理解的网红美食是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老板：在工作时间睡觉，别以为打上马赛克我就不知道你是谁！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblXep5qibsC2VDmnicAWdk2hroY5mNKeEglOrib4FibXXL6QRC7DXVzgobKpQ"}
{"text": "闹市中央早围满了一大群人，中间空地上一面彩旗迎风飘扬，众人评头论足，气氛甚是热烈。不多时，一位中年汉子带着一名少女走到了中央。汉子先是向众人抱拳，接着朗声说道:「在下行走江湖多年，今日借宝地只因小女已到婚配年纪，尚不得良缘。小女自幼习武，故而斗胆设此擂台。久闻此地卧虎藏龙，高人辈出。因此，在场的各位英雄，今日谁出的钱多，老夫就将小女许配与他！」", "question": "如何写一个反俗套的武侠故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最后一个挤上早高峰地铁的人", "question": null, "star": 150, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtdy2wknr2j60sr0w1wid02"}
{"text": "第一个发现有人用按树叶擦屁股的考拉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kHhJJDvJknJHSicVdCtcaGNaRDWyw1Hro9wKwTnXp3wp8CpZ5VEzILpA"}
{"text": "总有找到介错人的一天的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "我因为喝咖啡牛奶拉肚子了。", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "大约在 2007 年，我在人人网上看到的一个几年前的视频，一群操着西南方言（偏四川）的警察围攻一群匪徒，带头的警察对着匪徒喊话，「妮们一经北窝们薄围了（你们已经被我们包围了），不要再负藕顽抗」，然后匪徒伸出头说「有没有文化，那是负隅顽抗……」然后，这个匪徒就被击毙了……", "question": "你见过哪些作死的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "总觉得姐姐的相亲准备总是出问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4244231"}
{"text": "对于长得帅或者漂亮的人，根本意识不到所谓【很多问题】的存在性", "question": "长得很帅 / 很漂亮真的能解决很多问题吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "诶？防身彩色球在扔之前不能先抓着吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312844"}
{"text": "人家只是玩「真心话大冒险」输了=。=", "question": "泡吧的时候被人搭讪，留了电话，但后期那人再也没跟我联系过，我是被当成了搭讪练习对象了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要看你和教练的关系……", "question": "健身会导致停经吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没做什么就发射了。", "question": "18版的TikTok被批评。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4099782"}
{"text": "我的朋友的女朋友是这样看的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500382"}
{"text": "这是一个极端的个例，并不是每个博士都这么有钱的。", "question": "如何看待「女博士被诈骗 85 万」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "百元店的店铺", "question": "姐妹俩在百元店买的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5119705"}
{"text": "领导，您还亲自来上厕所？", "question": "如果人能代替另一个人上厕所，世界会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "红灯行，绿灯停", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "AKB的酬劳比她们每人少一到两块钱。", "question": "在AKB系列中隐藏着一个可怕的真相，那就是坂道系列比它少了两倍。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6590581"}
{"text": "在网络上，她的性格会发生变化。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1938946"}
{"text": "“对不起，怎么你是女生？”", "question": "约炮，如果对方长得不适合自己，不想开战，应该怎么停战？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人家叫我看着生活，但我感觉安稳的生活不就够了吗...", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352756"}
{"text": "真人版小林家的龙女仆第一集", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5656119"}
{"text": "《护宝笔记》不够雅，也与剧情不符，建议改成和“盗墓”读音相近且与剧情相关的词汇，如《耽美笔记》。", "question": "怎么看待《盗墓笔记》电视剧将「盗墓」改为「护宝」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说个挺无语的。小学五年级时，学校在山下，而且是邻村，至少得走一个小时。住校，同村就我俩，每周一起翻山越岭。几年后，她嫁给了我叔叔。", "question": "小时候一起玩的朋友们现在都怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一开始还跟抗拒，现在发现做女孩子也挺好的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeU6qibrfN1icTo7nFk6t8PME00UzoYvJdWHAqXmQ81gMLSBD9qV18zvwIw"}
{"text": "打断他的腿", "question": "请问有什么套路能撩的男朋友走不动路？？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然陪主人玩了他的兴趣爱好，但是有点热了，出去吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108833"}
{"text": "闻到了就明白了。", "question": "请说一句无聊的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3354738"}
{"text": "眼见为实。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315652"}
{"text": "I cndluo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.", "question": "为什么大部分中国人明明没学过繁体字却能看懂繁体字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蝴蝶夫人的幻术结束的时候的只狼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "当然要以德报怨。和他父母搞好关系，没事送点习题集关心下学习。", "question": "对面楼熊孩子用激光晃我，我应该怎么处理?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说什么每秒10米的速度，累死我了！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emogh4i6dwj20ba0dpgng"}
{"text": "我以为是从巴黎时装周接到邀请，没想到只是个流程。真见鬼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7332365"}
{"text": "可爱小猫咪骑在我的大公鸡上在户外.avi", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgHvmlshPm2ZJUZbph8mMemO67a7kCITRiaC8SaRKU8RdBsyjgbPoA0Ow"}
{"text": "肯德基新出的可达鸭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "来收意外所得税的税务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmgDryywUn4BCtn1WnXcOUBB0kUoYTZGDureGNMVEEnAGMRVLl7w6cB1wWrMUz0w2Lj5Cgtg86Rw"}
{"text": "老师:“下面点个到啊，柯洁，柯洁到了嘛？”“老师，他没来。”老师内心 os:“nice！nice！！nice！！！”", "question": "如何看待柯洁选修围棋课?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "机上位置", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "4820783"}
{"text": "这。。。。不是跳山羊的好机会吗？？？", "question": "大学里遇到在路边哭的女生，身为陌生人该怎么做才好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三狗对视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "几乎等于 不太可能发生", "question": "给这个字加上三点水，让它变成另一个意思不同的词。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1216811"}
{"text": "听同事讲的，大意是：一刚工作的年轻建筑师，因为长相老成，经常被带出去忽悠甲方，一次方案讨论，甲方技术人员问，这个位置是否可以设置后浇带。年轻建筑师接了一句话让全场人顿时石化，他说，要多厚的胶带？", "question": "建筑设计领域有哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抑郁和放弃", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "来，这边还有一个两个人一起苦恼吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ea6xq54ki7j20ae0d3my0"}
{"text": "存储点很好找", "question": null, "star": 306, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtbu0gh5odj60so171q7k02"}
{"text": "本以为赶不上合影的，却意外的发现了一扇窗户", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGy9iay2amfcxWD75Cx0AmZGSqk9G2oUozywribqdKfjsuWZiaqxRhSY7QuQ"}
{"text": "Domino世界大赛准优胜", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307637"}
{"text": "转生成了？转生成了？这是转生成吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349114"}
{"text": "福田事务次官，可以翻页吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3497307"}
{"text": "“要不是限电令你已经没了”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "新人入场，红地毯走过来啦！", "question": "新人入场，请勿喧哗破坏气氛。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233352"}
{"text": "哈哈，不这样我就要裤子掉下去了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "558254"}
{"text": "听到了床下老王的加油声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0IRuXfH3dByukN7x725IRfoV3grDcfia3C47PHeAiaOchp3h4a47jMcqA"}
{"text": "您吃了吗？帝都人。您斥了嘛……？这才是天津人的大致发音。", "question": "不许出现地名，四个字证明你是哪个省的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "死法有两千种。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6548187"}
{"text": "引自《禅与摩托车维修艺术》：「仓促本身就是最要不得的态度。当你做某件事的时候，一旦想要求快，就表示你再也不关心它，而想去做别的事。」", "question": "阅读时非常急，就想快点读完。怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "必杀！", "question": "仔细想想，告诉我七个由“盾”组成的汉字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7167437"}
{"text": "清明放假回家，我爸不知道，我姐夫去接的我，然后回家我爸不在，我抱着我外甥在厨房玩，我姐他们都在做饭，这时我爸回来了，还看了一眼抱着外甥的我，然后问我姐：这谁?迷之尴尬……然后那三天除了让我爸送我去车站坐车回学校，我基本没跟他说过话。", "question": "你所经历过的最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个月工资 5000 和一个月工资 3500 也没多大区别。", "question": "本人高中生，为什么网上有很多人说普通一本和二本没什么区别，那我为什么要努力考一本？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（割……割掉了！？）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0a7iaiajr2GR9AicSvZdUA38zSiadDJtAbVj2TicfPFEXOHASVv0mfibSERdw"}
{"text": "还剩108日元...没戏了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998132"}
{"text": "钱包掉了~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWG8XEcKeB6Zq9N52FLv03CYgr5ZR70gzqPtkZlsk5iaBFcNX8TLhvomhQ"}
{"text": "停在了宠物医院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8wn884450j30ci0elab5"}
{"text": "本体是眼镜，所以只要找到下一辆移动战斗服就可以了。", "question": "视力下降到50的新八感到很不方便。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7384151"}
{"text": "因为忘了带武器，所以只能开骂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6O7Fnib7HNy9kD0KjsDbQKXsroAKRBLQI57DpOVD5YuNHwSiatlxzYZUw"}
{"text": "结束了么？踢圆形物体的比赛结束了么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eicey2u5z5j209g0d0q3t"}
{"text": "被打晕了的劝架人视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHSQeWNdPzCKl9XywibatCKhOIwwUhXtcba6yIR5oU2DBoGAyAEjuS6sQ"}
{"text": "炫耀男朋友大赛决赛现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0LwOiahb5ibGsNH3cpficAfeGlicQEvOWzvE8axJlZaIuNdCiaNAHcTf295Q"}
{"text": "你叫什么名字？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4577682"}
{"text": "我老公结婚上学时期写给别人的情书。", "question": "你在「大扫除」中发现过哪些意外的惊喜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给不了我命。", "question": "以“一”开头并以“一”结尾的词语。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2301057"}
{"text": "老头，听说你很能打？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibak94yV7PHWMHqfgyNe3DRMgib23HJXH0MaVKG1LUq5ibfeoMcxs3zbpw"}
{"text": "按它→一按它", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7RPLpcicr56SKfibjvPbIXVTxiatILIQkYctXJicgXRmxups2fYwz9kwiaWw"}
{"text": "“你的白队衣从哪领的？”“那边！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrSYTibAUlNMgSNpIongfHSULdewvfAFbIrDuaTrJ7hu7uFTGrktezWgg"}
{"text": "水果篮子不会完吧！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713258"}
{"text": "检查后发现是双胞胎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5848602"}
{"text": "使用", "question": "如果能使用各种各样的超能力会怎么样？", "star": 3931, "type": "T2T", "image": "2251436"}
{"text": "癌 -> 癌症", "question": "请用文字让我感到绝望。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793212"}
{"text": "酒量极差，喝醉了就表白。2011 年的时候，谈项目，喝了半斤白酒，打电话表白，第二天酒醒发现多了 3 个女朋友。很糟糕，从个人角度而言，我比较倾向于人无完人，喜欢看人优点，交友也慎重。所以在待人方面，处于比较真诚并且欣赏他人的位置。第二天晚上，犹豫了很久，挨个打电话致歉，找了些真心话大冒险的理由，然后被拉黑。一晚上丧失 3 个朋友，当了一天渣男，和我道德观很不相符。这个条件反射现在都还有，不过换了份工作，已经数年不喝酒了，光棍至今。", "question": "你喝醉时做过什么事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他是不是会把冰壶扔过来啊，很正常嘛。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4038354"}
{"text": "自己", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "投掷脑袋比赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5ZzQQuMjgAvMItj7aibicNXqZhDzwxd0ibib4xazriaM0YUq4oyIqSNIS4ww"}
{"text": "你蓝牙耳机没连上，都外放了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaj9hWyCB9E1UOeiaXIgYNJic0Vo1dwYKcfFAhia1XcTupCqYOGZRyDVcmA"}
{"text": "这次我想换上更性感的衣服试试看。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6098631"}
{"text": "刚刚从冷库取出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wogWUvm5SIPzgCUckWIbwNoovm558RkhWhAebadhg4jLrziceRIgo9Bg"}
{"text": "拜托了！达奇！在这里的达奇！太可怜了～(达奇！)", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "圣诞老人让我给你家带礼物，你仆人在不", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "按摩师傅：你的腰有点劳损……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "普罗大众。小时候一直以为是那种“在普世罗网之下笼罩着的大众“的意味。到初中读了共产党宣言，才发觉普罗是 Proletarius 的意思。", "question": "有哪些音译词让你察觉不到是音译的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在这里拿着棍子玩耍吧。", "question": "请将吉卜力作品的名台词以218种形式呈现。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5729348"}
{"text": "两个新手玩格斗游戏", "question": null, "star": 605, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm8b4cmrdsj611u13445902"}
{"text": "犯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3IILs0G9JhkIVM7VTKDkyAnQ2mEYRvJD9SaxMq5oE4siaNCuN0qjgWCtQ"}
{"text": "你俩一块儿上吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gswk50o3enj30ci0el774"}
{"text": "小面包人", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "红牛广告拍摄失败现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BYrZ9j2ptQ4Nt6fr4CUucR0bskABSnjnkvTP2kibpuibtUvULHVTzQjow"}
{"text": "小米桑，最近越来越像斯内夫了……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1976325"}
{"text": "两人身上的柔顺剂香味互相干扰，无法专心战斗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4354502"}
{"text": "性急的女朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkddNHCibYK7Q5gwcuGBxtktxCo7GKIysPeuiaYfWqbCkNaduJHxmmqodg"}
{"text": "老婆从素颜到化好妆的过程中，有一瞬间是这样的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqnynklcg6j20ac0an0ug"}
{"text": "往洞里插三根手指，分别是大拇指、食指和无名指。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6113041"}
{"text": "这个梗有点火了。", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "「白衣天使」。不好意思，我们是人。", "question": "你所在的行业中有哪些你最想吐槽的词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，起床了吗？我今天早上不是说要带你去狗狗公园吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448887"}
{"text": "找一个两只眼睛的服务员来好么", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "也许你是STAP细胞吗？", "question": null, "star": 1245, "type": "I2T", "image": "1057192"}
{"text": "我先出王牌。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3547552"}
{"text": "新人说着「手榴弹掉了哦！跑去捡了回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9h5da17v4j30ci0eldj0"}
{"text": "妈妈！进我房间怎么不敲门呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g81fpfuvldj211110l0z6"}
{"text": "我会让你航海的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7363598"}
{"text": "金钱问题已经解决。", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 32, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "朝鲜决定直接研究 256 G。", "question": "如何看待俄罗斯决定绕过 5G 直接开发 6G 网络？目前俄罗斯移动通信技术处于什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从圣诞节之后儿子再也不理我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnfbhs9vdgj30ci0elafp"}
{"text": "毁人不倦的沙发。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318820"}
{"text": "害 有时候打得过，有时候打不过", "question": "身为女生的你，从小到大被很多男生追是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果你的胸很大但你妈妈的胸很小，那你的大胸基因，很可能是遗传你爸爸的。", "question": "男生的胸部有什么作用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我小时候外婆养，看到其他人女生都穿裙子，所以我也想要一个，然后外婆就真的买了一件蓝色的裙子回来。当时 4 岁左右，现在 17 了，问外婆为什么当时会买给我，她居然说：穿着凉快就行了，怕你捂出痱子。", "question": "如果你 3 岁的儿子想穿女性服装，你会有什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "考试时见到选择题的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkbmWicxF36TdfYiaF7RdjfibZ0SXLZE9YDtepDcjuV6FHqVoF8v4BdNADg"}
{"text": "好吧。我最终憋不住了。提醒你一个事实：成熟到可以回答你这个问题的人都不会回答你的。因为憋得住。", "question": "如何理解「男人能憋住话才算成熟」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁在三分钟内测量？因为不安无法专心战斗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5778293"}
{"text": "打开指环的盒子时，用榫卯工艺的秘密箱子很难打开。", "question": "这个提议可能失败，为什么这么想？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541297"}
{"text": "用眼睛投球比正常投球更快回家。", "question": "请你教我一些连藤井聪太都不知道的围棋秘诀。", "star": 125, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181840"}
{"text": "耳朵掉这里了吗？没有", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "下一条新闻。第一次出门打酱油的少年在42年之后被发现，他还没到达酱油店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNI7aCY0XpFNic1TpU3JgNHnw4jSYq2fPiaMn5QSOfCYtpibOYGIFUicD2bQ"}
{"text": "得意的宴会才艺“用手发出放屁声”出乎意料地顺利。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1299442"}
{"text": "您的手头老年手机折价回收。", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 36, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "刚才的不算，再来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSn3V4icviaoRptTibiaBXiavGjzCgZOiasvCb077L9oQT9I4BctZtRpukHsXw"}
{"text": "“这 TM 也能上日报？”", "question": "得知自己的答案上了知乎日报，会有怎么样的一种心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太糟蹋 MV 前面肯德基那 12 秒的广告了……", "question": "如何评价王蓉的歌曲《好乐 day》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他虽然高兴地跳进去了，但是口袋里还放着手机。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3964469"}
{"text": "从右眼下开始，有三个痣在同一条直线上。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338649"}
{"text": "坚持住！马上就到医院了！", "question": null, "star": 463, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gpj9wxweboj612e1f7n4k02"}
{"text": "MC HotDog 深情弹唱", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "手机搜索记录", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqaxwhftqvj30ci0elk09"}
{"text": "村里安了防盗摄像头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg4e39fxmij30ci0eltaa"}
{"text": "在喜欢的人面前，再也掩饰不了心动的感觉了。", "question": "Apple Watch S4 作为 2018 苹果秋季发布会上首个发布的产品，有哪些让你心动之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "帮我一把，别丢下我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1252405"}
{"text": "全场就这个人没戴口罩 看我怎么教训你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "你看的是五年前的文章吧，现在的主流说法是 40 岁。五年前是 35 岁，我大学那会儿是 30 岁。时代是不断发展的。", "question": "都说程序员工作只能做到 35 岁，是这样的么？那么之后的路是怎么走的呢?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真日了喵了，老子心脏病都要犯了!", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwsa19lehdj20fq0fbgmq"}
{"text": "在没人的时候拍墙壁，竟然会显示出什么影像。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4355613"}
{"text": "算术题中先后出门的兄弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ud1tg7pgj30ci0el767"}
{"text": "扑通扑通扑通扑通...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6723964"}
{"text": "职场小小鸟才面了 10 分钟，HR 就问我这个问题！说好的压力面呢？说好的行为事件访谈呢？就这样结束啦？于是心灰意冷的我，只问了一句：「你们厕所在哪？」 八卦风水爱好者听到这个提问，我心里一阵酸爽。哈哈终于轮到劳资问问题了。「我上司是什么星座的呀？火象星座和我最合了！」「男的女的，喜欢男喜欢女？几岁，结婚了吗？」「坐在哪个位置？哦，这个方位风水好啊积财的！」……职场老炮谢邀。作为一名资深 xx 从业人员，我见识过的套路比这位 HR 小妹妹走过的路还多。这时候，其实只要轻描淡写地说一句：「你微信多少？我加下。其他的等周一入职了再问吧，也不是什么重要的问题。」然后迷之微笑，深藏功与名。嫌脑洞还不够大？还是买瓶阿萨姆奶茶，扫描二维码，让周星星和郭采洁的「神回复」助你分分钟脑洞大开，让你笑到失声，笑到癫狂，分分钟 get 满满好心情！点这里，听听看。", "question": "广告 · 面试最后 HR 问「你还有什么要问我的吗？」你们都问了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还是我来按拍照键吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "谢邀。Word 统计有 602 个词，我做商业稿件的价格是 500rmb/ 千字法语或 300rmb/ 千字中文，翻译费 300 块。走支付宝？", "question": "怎么将下段法语话翻译成中文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你他妈再说绕口令我就跟你拼啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8qfKxV812QY97Pds3Ipnyic0lqE6sOHYt4P50uyQ4MZyibDUErWE1iblBA"}
{"text": "每当晚上倦意袭来之时，我都靠着自己的高度自律和睡眠做斗争：「别睡，今天的手机还没玩完！」", "question": "高度自律是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学生眼中的高中生。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "716852"}
{"text": "因为我有钱", "question": "已经有了平板电脑，为什么有人会再买个 Kindle？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我叫冰晶蝶灵 · Q · 璃莹殇。这名字实在太长，喊起来不方便，所以大家就都叫我阿 Q，久而久之，连我原来的姓名也忘了。阿 Q 没有家，住在未庄的土谷祠里；也没有固定的职业，只给人家做短工，割麦便割麦，舂米便舂米，撑船便撑船……（以下省略数万字）", "question": "如何以「我叫冰晶蝶灵 · Q · 璃莹殇。」开头写一篇正经的小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为毛连这种人都有女朋友", "question": "男朋友说不和他上床就不带我见家长，这样是正常的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在波士顿街头看到街边冰淇淋店搞活动，说填世界上所有国家名字，填出 150 个以上就能得到一个冰淇淋店免费的超大，10 个球的那种。那天如有神助填出了 166 个，去兑换的时候，店主说是今天第一个成功的，没想到还是歪果仁，问中国人都这么聪明吗。都要感谢在国内的时候地理老师不断地熏陶，以及我妈一定让我翻译成英文记下来的执着。", "question": "哪个瞬间让你突然觉得读书真有用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还给我。", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "他最后和那个家伙怎么样了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6724656"}
{"text": "在梅丽号上有ONEPIECE.", "question": "虽然说‘灯台下暗’，但是毕竟你总该发现了吧，发生了什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7333747"}
{"text": "痘痘已经这么大了但还是不敢挤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkL8Opm64sWThfSoXia2qWeKf5SvXCtOiaJDx0XgXrfoKqFewU9WWV2d4Q"}
{"text": "干杯的引子？是我吗？", "question": null, "star": 245, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518698"}
{"text": "他在厘米沙龙送了她沙龙通行证。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6543473"}
{"text": "查寝老师来了", "question": null, "star": 243, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gon19tw3lqj60yn1a712s02"}
{"text": "床下有一只小猫。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1380862"}
{"text": "保险推销员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJUtVxtYaRe88fYcF0bnJ7WxZsb8D6sNGdVxEooUuUQn3t0b9YnXtPag"}
{"text": "屁的后坐力太强了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWJaIB5QmiacZA84gvtWsz1WHox3cBo3pubvqIPJiaVLicf0qqQGAl4cpjQ"}
{"text": "在大家安静下来之前，老师退化成了这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8bGGDBt35zsW6yVslcgIddIlGMOzDJlAFYEic6YcytwdtWZhUAVKbCcg"}
{"text": "哎呀，我鼻子里塞了三天的异物终于取出来了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1888215"}
{"text": "在这里看到前女友的照片是怎样一种体验？", "question": "女朋友长得非常漂亮是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做了30年的广播体操，就能达到这种速度。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "307873"}
{"text": "要注意邻居。", "question": "自己练习美声要注意什么问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呐～我就说这儿的条子出了名怠慢吧~安心下手吧搭档~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd0nn69tmxj30ci0elq42"}
{"text": "美是由内心发出的。", "question": "挖鼻孔的时候被谁看见了就说这是一句很好的台词。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2400102"}
{"text": "从KitKat到Lindt的巧克力。", "question": "平步青云，从平和堂升到平等院凤凰堂的高度。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2517470"}
{"text": "啊，制作公司吗？这个手办的创意很有意思，但是黑色涂装和表情太平淡了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7265414"}
{"text": "大福吃一半噎着了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6318344"}
{"text": "在游戏一开始就遇到的只能用最终之钥匙“打开的门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG07rTicx0O8KicOcMWlRnCBOHC64vcEkxRM637k9ic0xJeB56LQsqThmcbA"}
{"text": "前期总集篇", "question": "我讨厌这样的两小时特别节目。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4414979"}
{"text": "赛文！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "历史问题不要追究，但要看是否有历史遗留问题。", "question": "男人是否介意女朋友打过胎？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电线杆事故2秒前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjCrKWPRMZOPYEFqoyOItZgeYuHoHKYxNKwKy1PZqicp8ic82m3NlrZgR4iaNJChow4m23a9IPBcEBbA"}
{"text": "轻轻地安抚芝拉。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5605301"}
{"text": "因为和爸爸长得像所以不受欢迎吗？确实如此啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313420"}
{"text": "人在极度危险的情况下，可以堵住鲨鱼的鼻孔，令其室息而死", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icC8YibcMTskDkv8YtBaBzWBP1cUlXC2FXTaOxdWzOwq4OG3tJNMdpQzQ"}
{"text": "对不起，这里是一家眼科医院。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5638243"}
{"text": "都说没在公寓里养过宠物啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7Xicyll7jUKiaQfYGBY3RMuGEVnriaVJU9hFfE9zsPowe5yJ3IVwJfFZk5zKibw"}
{"text": "闻一下，把给假币的人抓回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXgGa779HQfpLN0nxCrSCFz38v2mAc6rjibvSueuH7pPKA6k6BVFEwgxA"}
{"text": "哇，最新的虚拟跑步机好厉害啊...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7299474"}
{"text": "Gala 乐队有首著名的作品叫《追梦赤子心》，无数唱破的地方，惨不忍睹的级别。有好几次，飞鱼秀的主持人小飞都在节目里说，“这是感情到了，故意那样的。你看那些参加歌唱比赛的，没唱破，技巧好但缺乏感情”。结果有一次 Gala 到飞鱼秀做嘉宾，小飞说要亲自求证此事，追梦赤子心是不是故意唱破的。苏朵说，“这个事情是这样的，录音的时候先找的钢琴家来录钢琴的部分，谱给错了，高了一调。后来我发现唱不上去，但没钱让钢琴家再来一趟，就只能硬抗了。基本是每一句录一条，每一句都唱破。。。”广播，看不到他们当时的表情，但静默了 2 秒，可以自行脑补。", "question": "你见过哪些有趣的过度解读的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把给某女生的表白短信误发给我妈了，当时一下子就蒙了，接着脸刷一下就红了，尴尬得不行。急中生智，又给我妈发了一条：妈，我喜欢上谁谁谁了，想向她表白，你看刚才那么说行不行？妈回复：不错，感人，加油！", "question": "你经历过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次不带狗出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcB2yicpRhMLjYiaicDeQdBrru1pWia0tibvRsh6rvlQCmJRY9LPdfEYHtpRQg"}
{"text": "首先，巨人吃掉某人。", "question": "当安妮和哆啦A梦进行梦幻合作时，常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2843115"}
{"text": "就这点角色，不够一季死的。", "question": "怎样将《喜羊羊与灰太狼》写出《冰与火之歌》的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看你煮的东西也好意思叫挂面？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlKuODr1Po50UuKJJlvN1CurH3TlHib8w78icC8ngHYxn1uibMIqL73IBxVG3KmOJsfrZFN1GbHUexg"}
{"text": "天知道...？", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "被发现了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3818596"}
{"text": "这项特技是装作思考的样子，眼睛睁着就睡觉，谁也学不来。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370404"}
{"text": "送到月亮上去接你。", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "干鲍鱼是这样制作的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4014507"}
{"text": "你用那个麻袋套他头我拿这根棒子扁他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hio4unctb7j30ci0elgmr"}
{"text": "他明明只认识猎户座，却每天晚上都来教我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6925410"}
{"text": "终于连电都停了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5052925"}
{"text": "前两天和老婆冷战，昨天服软去道歉了，陪着笑脸答应买了 3k 的大衣和 4k 的包，总算天晴了。这才只是冷战，7 千多银子就流走了，比流水还快，要是实战打一场，还不得离婚分一半财产？要是因家暴什么的原因给个净身出户，就更烧钱了。以上还只是最小规模的战争，足见战争多烧钱了。", "question": "战争有多烧钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厕所排队的人在用手势表示自己的尿意值", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es0b02mj1gj209o09uq4z"}
{"text": "那里有三只母狗吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6843588"}
{"text": "自从有了微信小视频，哎妈呀！朋友圈里的丑娃全都动起来了！", "question": "朋友圈里常发什么样的文字图片的人比较讨厌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "耶稣海选已经进入最后一轮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFftwGHDiawgO1p7JaIxLXIXmeoGBbTC0xyYzP03aefBoABpcGmibZFphwQ"}
{"text": "妈妈竟然不知道父亲坐了20年牢。", "question": "监狱出来二十年了，吓了一跳。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7315376"}
{"text": "安慰同事时顺带收下路边递过来的料理打折券", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VoZWG1B0XG2AFRIGxk5csUtdMfNbZTy3kM0S4TjS374IJiahzw4c0RYg"}
{"text": "差不多该结账了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6061697"}
{"text": "请送50人份的寿司去我隔壁家~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvjo7mk8b4j60ci0elq3w02"}
{"text": "快看！新来的体育老师身材好变态呀?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efoew3mxhcj20b809ot9u"}
{"text": "苍蝇放生大会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicibaUibhQCcZxOTW2iaUqKdRBQOzLYtXlqgicNNBxunH8T1EM56s6NTUGmA"}
{"text": "成为哪一方的议员都会涉及到双重国籍的问题。", "question": "宇宙人和地球人的共同点是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010458"}
{"text": "pocky棒的制作原理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9SacmQ6xh2Wm29aSplkhr09fzwseXQ9sxbRxva7UYVtEUbSS5uDf8jQ"}
{"text": "你会被血吸虫感染吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6908466"}
{"text": "据路边社报道，光拍摄的时候就被偷了 9 辆路虎揽胜 SVR。【点击查看更多品牌信息】", "question": "广告 · 为什么《007 - 幽灵党》是史上最贵的一部 007？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当这个副本不掉你要的装备的时候。", "question": "哪一个瞬间你觉得自己应该离职了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我会把这个压扁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5816832"}
{"text": "到了幼儿园门口，哭闹着就不进去，又怕被人看见，把我拉到小角落，泪汪汪的眼睛盯着我，一本正经地说，巴巴，我要要回家照顾小熊（布偶小熊），小熊一个人好可怜……那一瞬间我莫名其妙地被感动了，居然答应了，回家后被媳妇狠训了一顿……", "question": "孩子为了不上幼儿园，会想出哪些异想天开的借口？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一句话就赶走了卖保险的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrSPibeaSFucql6jHia2iafliaR9mamw1ZwIt42OkWvKRQQMsBicvIeXj5Vg"}
{"text": "你好，手纸，谢谢！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g9sx9g2bnlj20yi1841hr"}
{"text": "被跟踪的嫌疑人突然一回头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1G9fZ4hpyqUsJEFbLO4PEW3hQj9JYoAlnfGcWIgj3zMpotMZTEXL6EEA"}
{"text": "还说你没偷吃蛋糕", "question": null, "star": 175, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygojqr46zj610w10wgum02"}
{"text": "帮帮我，蝙蝠侠！ 啊，那是蝙蝠信号…… 吗？", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6889358"}
{"text": "有女同事从身后路过时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt84s44q9fj30ci0eljv4"}
{"text": "试着把主人挂在网上结果卖掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNZQCeHEqAGUHtQvr3Va6cu8GulZewu13jyDTOxtzd8M79n9D4yiaYekQ"}
{"text": "黑猫宅急便最终测试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7iy3mwh86j30ci0elab4"}
{"text": "以星星为目标，冲向排名前列。", "question": "请你告诉我，在逗比中会发生什么温暖的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7317364"}
{"text": "雷达监测到圣诞老人进入领空，！好孩子们立刻上床睡觉！", "question": null, "star": 276, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc0ibwymywj61401hcn7c02"}
{"text": "柯南关注我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g2h86iggxxj20mg0mjju6"}
{"text": "我女儿每天都给我打分", "question": null, "star": 531, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqc3merzmvj611c1a1tga02"}
{"text": "“谢谢山田君，做错了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEGibF96GE64pWia0uk3YPXe3amZBNnhPNu4rU2Rt3gMEHp5iapt3bQpTFw"}
{"text": "完全不好玩的π。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7158162"}
{"text": "听到了有人被钝器击中的声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6aQ6t0IoJibaUepiaXDnubd2BxLlSlCrSpniaJwohe7VzynOuY2gibPH7kg"}
{"text": "做完绝育手术虽然不开心，但是解锁了新姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk75rMTMeguH3c49UzljeKzxe5viboMRCvhHW1yadsrEmk4UibYUoosKOlw"}
{"text": "我在唱歌的时候泡脚，发现水温上升了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6034964"}
{"text": "手办保护大赛将于十分钟后开始", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaUdeuc4BqM4icajHKfH0rwCowyB48ObHrUAo84IAVmGAO7WUE2I6mLicw"}
{"text": "打喷嚏前一秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RaGJJS2lUeoIf3db7Cy43y7ndsEGdhe9PEe6GdJwtzpg0gW2jLBRerruRjyHyBqzn4sag0x2VCLg"}
{"text": "他如果是东北人的话，你仔细听下他说的是不是老妹", "question": "如果一个男生没有任何预兆地叫你宝贝，是不是喜欢你?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这部电影是真的，我看电影的时候，刚开始后面有两个女的吃鸭脖接电话，塑料袋的声音特别大，中间好像就不怎么吃了，电影散场之后才发现死了，走得很安详。打扫卫生的阿姨特别辛苦，但是情绪总体来讲已经见多不怪了。警察同志赶到的时候问旁边的人怎么回事。旁边的观众讲她们光接电话吃鸭脖不好好看电影，怪兽来得时候也不知道保持安静，就被秒了。警察同志感谢观众反映的情况，在此提醒广大市民观影时珍爱生命，保持安静。谢谢大家。", "question": "如何评价电影《寂静之地》(A Quiet Place)?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿帕姆！给我拿弹来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6669652"}
{"text": "对不起，爸爸", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "不见为净，不听无闻，不打扮最好。", "question": null, "star": 6186, "type": "I2T", "image": "237930"}
{"text": "当然是选择原谅她啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S1bB11oaibRIWiceiaq9ZlNia7iaZjjkyB3L74ratAzyYQd5sUxYJ2T8oueSDb3UG4AhnG3MzCrIJfpibw"}
{"text": "恕我直言，如果漂亮没有用，那么丑就更没有用了（无意冒犯）。", "question": "人长得漂亮真的有用吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我这有一注双色球，只有两种可能：中 500 万和没中 500 万。概率各 50%。我要中了我分你 200 万，我要没中你给我 200 块就可以了。咱每期都玩这个游戏，你稳赚不亏。", "question": "有人说“骰子掷一次掷出6的概率为50%，因为只有是6不是6两种事件”，请问如何反驳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两个以为猜拳就能无敌的笨蛋老头。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6727207"}
{"text": "哎哟，熊猫猫！这是我的新威士忌！", "question": "柯南版小叮当的常见问题", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6256791"}
{"text": "我拿到驾照了。", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "在我们的队伍里，自拍的角度总是很难确定下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4386403"}
{"text": "老公你嗦句话呀！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "别担心！我也不想回去！", "question": "下午的工作我实在不想回去，能麻烦你对我说句话吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5392834"}
{"text": "走不动了，派个搬家公司的来接我吧", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "一个人的伪装。", "question": "试着用八个字来表示世界的终结。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7042511"}
{"text": "丹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edtkw6x3xhj20af091aam"}
{"text": "空手入白", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha325nibd9j30ci0el3zk"}
{"text": "四点四十四分。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6888463"}
{"text": "然后你从我的钱包里拿走了多少钱？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349277"}
{"text": "建议改个名字吧，魔法觉醒不太符合游戏主题。这边建议改名《哈利波特：黑魔法觉醒》？或者《哈利波特：重生之我是伏地魔》？其实《哈利波特：黑暗降临》也不错。毕竟游戏里玩家基本上各个都得进阿兹卡班，黑魔法随手就来，索命咒用的眼都不眨，禁林？什么禁林？不是后花园吗？", "question": "你想给游戏《哈利波特：魔法觉醒》提什么建议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为叫秃头披风侠的话漫画卖不出去。", "question": "为什么一拳超人在打波罗斯的时候打了不止一拳，但还可以被称作是一拳超人?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到时候我要让那帮 TFboys 的粉丝们知道什么叫脑残粉！", "question": "电影《Warcraft》上映之后的票房会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为它贴了膜还是不能打电话。", "question": "大部分人的手机会贴膜，为什么更昂贵的手表镜面没有人去贴膜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天是个机会，让我卸妆给你看看！", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "打针怕。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4957216"}
{"text": "背后有人。", "question": "请用四个汉字吓唬我。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3393797"}
{"text": "头 痛 原因", "question": "毛利小五郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857318"}
{"text": "找个身材相仿的男朋友等于多了一柜子衣服。", "question": "男生有男朋友是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们要去打赢大象，而我只要准备打赢他们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kfoGeXUyTeSxdkZBV3mRBfQN6M9KGamgy55MBjeKyHniagt4fcAE90oA"}
{"text": "终于让他睡着了，下班回家。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuy4VMAstEaY5zIrdYb5IV8pFdsSE0SNiaBVoaiaaxbnp9IYB04tuTxrwg"}
{"text": "扫码用车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWzicnfyVcWo1aE956icv6gbjJO6f5UTfph4F8T2JeXbY0aLfT2aTy2ticA"}
{"text": "如果走着走着就气喘吁吁了。", "question": "请问如何测量一米？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4131956"}
{"text": "确认室友是不是又偷我洗衣液洗内裤了，正在闻的时候，他回来了。", "question": "室友哪些不该看的东西被你无意之间看到了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "成龙怎么还没来敲窗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "那是那个又白又圆的东西吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446575"}
{"text": "午休只有5分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4j33yk5awj30ci0elq5x"}
{"text": "甲方：我要鲁迅同人作品不是铜人作品！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssYhfNY9tknNVbvwicLwsVlicNibiciavJFu9fbxRX4yMlq7HBwq4ibOvQjThg"}
{"text": "你也要一起吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "有种中学时候，千辛万苦找到了练习册的答案，上面写了个大大的「略」字的感觉。", "question": "如何评价《盗墓笔记》张起灵回归的大结局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卧室衣柜的男人自信的走出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOH0NFUMyFt0dVU6hYwb8FsiaRADIUlialZWfJjT6LM08wo0iaebEjSRArlg"}
{"text": "因为我老公的一句话，我的孩子就这么没了，心痛……因为例假迟迟不来……我就自己验了一下，两条杠……当时我老公在公司上班，我很害怕，因为前两天刚喝酒，还吃了感冒药之类的，我害怕孩子会不健康，但是我还是出于理智地找出了保暖的帽子，倒了一杯热水，钻进被窝，躺在床上准备先安好～然后我发消息告诉我老公说我怀孕了，两条杠，很明显，他的回复里透着激动，可我却很紧张，浑浑噩噩一下午，他终于下班回来了……可是，就在他回来以后，我的孩子没了……他拿着我的验孕棒跟我说：这 TM 是排卵测试纸！我……", "question": "当你的老公 / 男朋友知道你怀孕是什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又漂亮，又可爱，学历又高，工作又好，那还有你什么事呢？", "question": "女生很漂亮也很可爱，相处没压力也愉快，但她学历低，工作一般，要继续交往下去吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人们的流言蜚语在网络上始终可见。", "question": "把谚语改成现代风格。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1485033"}
{"text": "静静地等待联合国儿童基金会的到来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwXcZyeAZcpiad3qcRicmtmg3mibklIhIVmxpbrlMfBiapALgTxvPQcibnZdvg"}
{"text": "一定要针对我吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHo0TRJ1SDCZoSPpAjqJiaVhbNb35ZWv0FpBfONIDO1Ggu0oQP6feqGUw"}
{"text": "宠物医院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6akng5uk9j20kq0rnwhp"}
{"text": "因为是春天的涂色画。", "question": "这本涂色书一发售就出现了问题，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5702369"}
{"text": "开心的时候四下无人，伤心的时候四下无人。这种感觉很受伤。", "question": "你在哪一刻觉得你真的受伤了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人生中有时真的需要有人从背后推你一把", "question": null, "star": 200, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr52brl1u9j611411xajw02"}
{"text": "实验室需要将一整套实验设备（半个乒乓球台大）降温到零下二十度。定制该体积的制冷腔太贵，并且对腔体真空度有很高要求，否则腔内会凝结水雾。这样一套设备下来没有几十万根本搞不定。最终的解决办法是找一个冬天的日子带着仪器去东北露天做实验。", "question": "有哪些看起来很高端的技术其实原理很暴力很初级？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找不到计算公式：0变为15，15变为30，30变为40。", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 643, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "用傻笑的方式成为名人。", "question": "障碍赛跑新采用的障碍物是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6970512"}
{"text": "让泽维尔受点惩罚吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3271826"}
{"text": "刚才那个韩国人为什么突然气冲冲的回去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNWSyiaENwaqaobjLqXuku2VuYKM2GsqHJWXOVnR6GfXGG6LiaZuV1MmFw"}
{"text": "冤假错案增多。", "question": "主人公的标志性台词就是“我一定要诉说出来！” 结果如何呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6927427"}
{"text": "是的。后摇朋克，力量朋克，迷幻朋克，英伦朋克，工业朋克，旋死朋克，电子朋克，民谣朋克，激流朋克，碾核朋克，哥特朋克，朋克朋克。", "question": "中国现在的摇滚乐队是不是都可以划归为朋克乐队？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剩蛋快乐！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "早上在电玩店前排着看起来很厉害的人们。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1080994"}
{"text": "以", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr750udgj20u00x9afs"}
{"text": "我们要去拍剧场版了再见喽~出木杉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvfusmygytj60ci0eljuo02"}
{"text": "额，不好意思我又忘了，你叫什么奥特曼来着？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "股票怎么又跌了啊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "“你要来跟我睡一觉吗”", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "一学长给我一个皱不拉几有点湿的面纸，上面画了个箭头对着湿的地方，写道，这是我为你流的泪…… 我当时站在他面前都石化了……", "question": "你遇到过最糟糕的追求方式是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸的工作是鼠标垫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eff64opxlhj20ar0bkgmy"}
{"text": "明明说是一家人家族旅行却抛下喵喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gut33b8ewgj60ci0eljv002"}
{"text": "空调怎么失灵了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmgkgxa9n0j30ci0eltcv"}
{"text": "不是吧…… 我有很多病人主诉和你类似，我以为发现了人类进化的秘密，但到最后发现，都是他自己记错了。", "question": "为什么两年前拔了智齿，现在同一个地方又长出来了一颗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最糟糕的是迈克还以为那是把水枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2dxuwn4quj30ci0eldkc"}
{"text": "终于知道贝斯手是干嘛的了。", "question": "一副好耳机对自己的生活品质提升有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中午啦！/是星期天吗/今天要工作哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4088531"}
{"text": "打野球", "question": "甲子园的那些事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5363697"}
{"text": "厕所内禁止打排球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdt70ofwzqj30ci0eltbd"}
{"text": "体育课后的英语课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8Nicx5RTePzSqxdevAict5gFshz2kU90MyEtqEiaojFR2FCicEibHuAPweicwg"}
{"text": "新年快乐！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "将鳗鱼煮熟。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "2554466"}
{"text": "硅基的石头转换成了碳基的猴", "question": "《西游记》里面有没有 BUG？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当年初中地理考试，地球自转一周大约要（）小时。正常同学回答，24哈哈哈哈哈哈我们地理老师说批到一张卷子写了 168。那位同学是这么算的，一周有七天，24×7＝168，地球自转一周要 168 小时没毛病。", "question": "你有哪些印象深刻的「会错意」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过的时候，会下黄金雨给你！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005851"}
{"text": "我没见过钱。", "question": "真正的有钱人常有的事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895078"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "回归正道/恢复正常", "question": "不能边吃屎边做。", "star": 1076, "type": "T2T", "image": "7319959"}
{"text": "一直开模拟机，终于碰到真车，很激动。", "question": "为什么一些中国人在中国见到外国人时很愿意用英语交谈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就是你们给我找的大奶车模？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqicV4fv33BQMd47LC70za8JejFyIQoDGhYSzxg4eM2odon0OpGaWB7ibQ"}
{"text": "粽子馊了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAV1SicOgXxVGqa3zwMrMkYDibkcSRw0FicTJS8SZSADBn7OHWITZnkxnIw"}
{"text": "我说话从来不说第二遍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3ciba1YDPibsPF4XE7ONMjxDkd0hyg0YIvViaKX7lcNicYF11TUyfaTA9P6Ww"}
{"text": "老爸……是你吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvw34hj1xqj30ci0el772"}
{"text": "掉在沙发底下了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKqR0Rhzdbw7qBZs3uRqSmWDd7VwgMxudKBHPdwtYvD3qdvgxBfMz91Q"}
{"text": "你掉的鱼是这条普通的鱼吗？我吃了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7342116"}
{"text": "裤子的尺码好小啊，我自言自语道。", "question": "在重要的场合突然失态了，你是怎么克服的？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6093031"}
{"text": "小学生在看成人漫画。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596978"}
{"text": "不论什么年纪，没钱的时候，别费工夫琢磨怎么消费。现在花时间提升自己，以后会有更好的时光等着你。", "question": "在最美好的年纪最贫穷，最优解决办法是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为啥猫咖啡的猫我一只都叫不来", "question": null, "star": 862, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmo8oe61z5j611u1eg4aj02"}
{"text": "太好了，正好没带纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrhDC6vdC6CkxBzbPBQjIu7hEZOibtUtwWoyuSoCvKQ3emZJrTbx9iaaQ"}
{"text": "换个长一点的钳子来！", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "你就是今年的圣诞老人？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "你们来到这里，别忘了现实哦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3558995"}
{"text": "刹车和油门踩错了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6216916"}
{"text": "射出去的箭向着行人方向去了...啊...对不起。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279597"}
{"text": "小罐茶，大师作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GLd86OMLJEfk1iaI7uY0z6FCOOTib1ff4VVcL9LNgaU2jcUrPQ0h2Ozibw"}
{"text": "这是您掉的冲天鬏", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "问：追逐高工资会给自己带来什么？答：会给自己带来钱。问：这样真的有利吗？答：真的有利。奉劝某些老板，别想着用鸡汤招人，要用钱招人，要知道，那些在应聘时能紧盯薪酬的人，就是那些在处理问题时能抓住主要矛盾的人，这种人才值得录用，相反，那些区区几句鸡汤就能忽悠过来的人，显然在处理复杂问题的时候抓不住核心内容，而被各种肤浅的表象所蒙骗，所以也别想指望他们做出什么像样的东西……", "question": "年轻的时候一味追求高工资，会有哪些利弊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Giupvoi放大谷歌地图后看到的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmWN2iccFyhAZv09YFLul5kl3K2kESTJ3aNVTHv0ePe5YN4ZBrb3xRYGg"}
{"text": "婴儿（指未满周岁的孩子）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4766054"}
{"text": "为了把我加入科研团队导师引用了一篇我的论文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3IHID6cNJjtxnN8Irc1J4Zaqnutia1qjHZUYia18ZwibdrmLZlCYrwZKVQ"}
{"text": "放大镜下的魔术贴", "question": null, "star": 363, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkdhmvpavyj6139139gtm02"}
{"text": "去成都吃火锅，觉得蒜泥麻油不解辣，找老板要麻酱，老板说，店里不让赌博。", "question": "四川人吃的火锅有什么不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有人把我们的床腿全锯了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "太糟糕了！国王被库巴绑架了，变成了这个样子！马里奥先生，救救我吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1307392"}
{"text": "朗朗三岁开始学钢琴，五岁就拿奖了，你看他那气质。", "question": "想培养下气质，20 岁开始学钢琴有效吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我年净收入中的 110% 来自于工资，而大约其中 -10%来自于各项投资收益。", "question": "从事互联网公司的人士的收入结构是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "镜子", "question": "请用文字让我感到绝望。", "star": 857, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793212"}
{"text": "握手言和的交接。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3322707"}
{"text": "「汪。」", "question": "学小语种的人被要求「说几句来听听」时，应该怎样回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "婚外情的代价", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3064392"}
{"text": "手里拿着在车里找到的长头发，坐等老公回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN6KWpCNKxUOe1lasZgZOvicWhoibIT0C4lHsoyNkYYegH7qLpAs8y4McmA"}
{"text": "如果波奇会弹钢琴就好了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7056226"}
{"text": "本来应该是幸运物品的日子，却什么都没有发生。", "question": null, "star": 284, "type": "I2T", "image": "7335062"}
{"text": "这是我们给出的让步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToDqjkJKnDWJPtsc7eqPOkibmOOjYIIYKUB1c0svA8QEBss886QBXOAjXA"}
{"text": "「我站在亭子里，你拍我看海的半身照，行不？」「行，左半身右半身？」", "question": "你的男朋友给你拍过哪些让人嫌弃的照片？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从他的裤裆里搜出一个平底锅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nELKfLRLSyvIRQzJVhlCdAy9z2cL64buiabtriabErzmo3BMsgb2OcuujA"}
{"text": "裁判突然掏出了手表型麻醉枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVYvlibdswIDibzkiazBH96Ux23s6NJsiaq2GkJEiczpnIZn5HK5dpz7ibcexQ"}
{"text": "听说没，咱们的孩子在地球乱来，连制服都不穿了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g14oaso042j20yi1dzhdt"}
{"text": "当安全带不够长的时候发现自己真的要减肥了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssC3OxicQPoF5fWichCUCDAXn5PXnoFh8ia8pDA5zt8sY1ueWsfK1gfOTgA"}
{"text": "用结果推原因，拉屎都是暗示。", "question": "性取向在童年时期的表现有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "临时冒充一下打猎收藏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqs5rZJbSib5eQkr3BWRcia0QNy38zo4BmLgJD6XcSfJ6TQDFSvMVclxyQ"}
{"text": "我考虑给我家狗买一个。至于儿子，我还是继续拴树上吧。", "question": "如何评价奇虎硬件产品「360 儿童卫士」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捡到一百日元的湿漉漉的钱。", "question": "像得到了闪闪发光的十元硬币一样的好事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1512314"}
{"text": "走，给老婆买内衣去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tYaAr7ckhibNic0K18Pv96epdc8thKOst2FicHqy7BCd38BQFgGS2RVEibA"}
{"text": "喷嚏打不出来了", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "其实我想要两个人一起做，但无奈只能一个人做。", "question": "睡觉前的仪式。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3941128"}
{"text": "开轰趴就没让我吃饱过，给一千个差评！", "question": "有哪些中国人认为不礼貌，美国人却很难意识到的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "车库", "question": "把寿司配料的名字念出来，你会觉得惋惜。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7321524"}
{"text": "孩子是我家的。", "question": "敲门声。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4724682"}
{"text": "牙缝里卡了个东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRo8LCPiax1R4TxoZoLAT0hQ2vLe5OQ48kz6bO3lPfxPx8gBAUnpGn1iaw"}
{"text": "有种你过来啊！-有种你先过来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamvZdpghagnLw2FJ4icliclTdDDpU4Hib1bd7NSBxcZqAWlNN3g24eMr1hA"}
{"text": "哦，是吗。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3407288"}
{"text": "我一般都是减掉一个 0 跟我妈说话的，一般买了新东西，我都是防止她先来找我麻烦，我就主动拉住老妈，然后很开心很兴奋的跟她说：「老妈你看！我捡了一个超～级～大～的便宜，200 块钱买了一个这～么～漂亮的耳机，冲一次电可以用 20～个～小～时，我感觉我接下来 5～年～都不用买耳机惹(づ′▽`)づ！！」她一般都是一脸智障的看着我，讲我两句就算过了，反正能蒙混过关就行，脸皮什么的暂时就先不要了吧…… 她现在也都知道我跟我爸的套路，但是她揭穿我，我也不会承认啊，那只能这么过去了。有一次我们一家和朋友出来玩，一个阿姨看到我爸的尼康 D5 跟我妈说：「你老公的相机很贵的吧。」我妈朝我爸瞥了一眼说：「天知道，他跟我说两三千，不过估计是少了个 0 的。」 不过也有翻车的……有一次家里鱼缸买鱼，回家以后，我妈说：这么快回来啦？买了什么鱼？多少钱？然后我就说：买了几条 xx 鱼，60 一条。我妈一下子就跳起来了，说：刚你老爹还发短信过来说 15 两条，熟人的店，还送了一条……于是我爸就被训了……后来我爸教育了我很久，果然，在一个大企业里，压力是一层一层往下压的。现在配合很默契了，嗯。", "question": "如何向老妈解释自己买很贵的耳机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "河里面的鱼和螃蟹，这辈子都没有想到还可以搞一次酱香酒。", "question": "贵州茅台镇酒厂起火大量酱酒泄漏，居民称「河中能闻到酒香」，具体情况如何？会影响当地环境吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《夏洛特烦恼》《西虹市首富》《李茂换太子》《这个杀手不太冷静》...麻花是把能蹭的谐音梗都蹭了，按这个发展，不久的将来我们将看到诸如：《拯救大病的瑞恩》（沈腾演瑞恩）《肖婶客房的九叔》（魏翔演九叔）《阿甘真赚了》（西首 2）《迈克帝国》（西首 3）《霸王，别介》（古装喜剧）《速度虞姬情》（霸王 2）《八顿将军》（幼儿喜剧）《新德里床单》（美食喜剧）《当心弗兰敲门》（惊悚喜剧）《嗨到加了笔》（金融喜剧）《太太你可好》（伦理喜剧）...  《喜忧记》（港风喜剧，家有喜事续集）《兴隆门客运站》（候车大厅题材喜剧）《巴利斯姆.怨》（东南亚风格惊悚喜剧）《暖身嫁人》（太太 2，港台上映）《约.欲》（太太前传，日韩上映）《公民感恩》（B 站短片，何冰老师出演）《莫等时代》（B 站短片，何冰老师出演）《诚实之光》（B 站短片，何冰老师出演）P.S.以上三部与前后浪并称中国正能量五部曲。影迷们自称中正五，与自干五在贴吧水火不容...《货比货得扔》（都市轻喜剧）《查理的匿名静悄悄》（谍战喜剧） ", "question": "开心麻花是把一手好牌打烂了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个地区曾经有名的‘这把伞不借给别人’的雕像，终于回到了家乡印度。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794251"}
{"text": "“医生……你其实是女人吧”“你怎么知道？！”“看到你灵魂出窍了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usz2D0WXJ0xCv5RwgzumAPibk6UYiaRrb2V9MEDYKj8cGh9nsia5fhCSwSw"}
{"text": "和奔驰呗！他们漏，我们不漏！", "question": "杜蕾斯和喜茶的联合营销遭大众反感一事反映了哪些问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戴上VR眼镜后怎么都看不出立体感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SIIC5taW8fiauvI59aBo3fbicLcqibgfsEFWMnzLQKI0cGNbray4UhUpBrdkuc4RGicGRpkPXNk6VX5Q"}
{"text": "在借贷竞跑中，出现了一个金属制品。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306166"}
{"text": "哦~在杀人，在杀人！", "question": null, "star": 3003, "type": "I2T", "image": "612975"}
{"text": "每次我买拉面或冷面时，那个店员都会问我：“是拉面、冷面，还是我？”", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "驾驶座上有一团白色的毛绒绒的东西。", "question": "UFO的内部照片入手后最让我惊讶的事情是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3971092"}
{"text": "大夫，为什么要打我肚子一拳？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHUdDUnJtN57M11huQaFhMVH1aDibyPE2yHpLc0whg1IiaD0Z9EicViaAkgA"}
{"text": "去火葬场待一个月，挑一个。", "question": "为什么遇到一个有趣的灵魂那么难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "万花丛中过，绿叶不沾身", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "家庭和睦的秘诀？一个字，忍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfWFOBx4hQxiacPeRS1jYhruo7OFNNtUjfm7eBP7laopTHTLWUUnvWZkA"}
{"text": "我寻思着周杰伦怕不会经常听自己的歌，要不然他会没几首歌的歌词是记住的？", "question": "周杰伦听自己的歌要开会员吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对D罩杯以下的没兴趣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulV8B5VkD622W6gXQmGNZY7ibJvLuQBRnBJlDk6bQA0UXzJLia54wmibuIQ"}
{"text": "后来工作人员吃得很开心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036407"}
{"text": "有那么一瞬间我看成了肩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g5fmj46ktnj20u00vx0xt"}
{"text": "从天妇罗锅底发现了失踪的狗狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCqYnQpk9sFIS3fmuMxTTjDkS01940D0z3K8vYmx3pW3T2AUicrrTPZaYw"}
{"text": "他已经是高级 AI 测试工程师了！", "question": "柯洁还那么年轻，有没有可能转行搞 AI？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一点也不臭哦！", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366303"}
{"text": "人类是愚蠢的/特别是你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwcl2mmm7uj30ci0elgoh"}
{"text": "“只要在这里坐一分钟，就能穿越到一分钟以后”的时间机器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibHAavJtUK2CRHiab9D6Cq7P32euYbgvbgwKXSianJ5pV1o0B4EjxXSHjA"}
{"text": "神龙（0岁）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1u6t3kbvyj20jl0q4wgj"}
{"text": "又是因为我，要剪辑吗？即兴表演真的太难了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6693966"}
{"text": "每次轮到他唱歌大家都集体去厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ed2uvidgwij20b509xjsq"}
{"text": "有舍必有得。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305559"}
{"text": "从偶像的角度看握手会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrD57uTlyiciaQymrOlQQ5HR0jYPyFZ2iaVUsJasncyXXaWl2GbaGg6GWtSQ"}
{"text": "那你要问春夏本人了", "question": "有哪些适合春夏的口红 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个可以洗吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2w552yt6mj30ci0elq6c"}
{"text": "好了，不用再躲了，她已经走了啦", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "用角色创作功能开了过分的玩笑。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7243975"}
{"text": "好久不见，大雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcicW12eCnCHzgY4HSP4lCD6ApX22eiaRHg9QqzcmhgW3U5JiaJ9udlxC5w"}
{"text": "太神奇了！我的肩膀不再酸疼了！", "question": null, "star": 300, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grmfps47yoj610p1cytfq02"}
{"text": "你进家就装死，看他们谁来救你。谁救你，你往后就先摸谁。没救你的那个心里惭愧，也不好意思跟你计较了。", "question": "回家应该先摸猫还是先摸狗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是医生，高中时候去医院体检，一堆人一起去的，大冬天都穿这羽绒服大棉袄，前一天班主任就说了，因为要抽血做完才能吃早饭，结果一哥们带上一包鸡爪，放在胸口的口袋里了，去做胸透的时候……医生从隔壁一脸懵逼跑出来……说他胸口多了那么多骨头……", "question": "你遇见的奇葩病人都有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "浇完水可以让我喝点伏特加吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4kso7fDz8L5ZGt6BaTib4UA1WfHrLibics0StLOGGuSRGPscbtEia60JZrZaA"}
{"text": "实际上是指着头和下巴。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2882177"}
{"text": "被陷阱困住的猎人们立即展开攻击。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1717099"}
{"text": "柯南的视线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdChb6PJNMaXUtprjnN3wOKLlYQVjGxEic5wPJgCO1L3zLHyRzQhesORA"}
{"text": "能看到Wi-Fi了，让开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5406650"}
{"text": "咱们去打保龄球吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383171"}
{"text": "本以为被买去当宠物结果是喂蛇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxh2ougc3nj30ci0el0vu"}
{"text": "少一条应该不会发现吧", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "这个要分情况来说“今天晚上出来玩吗？”如果他回：“不了，赶 ddl，明天还有 pre”那他一定是很忙，并且是习惯这种说法如果他回：“可是我的 report 还没写完，星期四 deadline 了，lecture 4 的 tutorials 也没看完”那么他也一定很忙，英语替换专有名词只是懒得翻译如果他说：“我 have 一个演讲 next week，还有实验报告要 write，就不和 you 一起出去 play 了”那么他就是在装 13，打他就完了————————————这其实就是我们日常的对话（好吧第三个是我编的）不知道为什么评论区有一些小伙伴，一定费尽口舌地争论：这些究竟应该怎么翻译，用英语究竟有什么好处……那好吧，我再补充一点点好啦“明天早上有课吗？”“Python”“你看看我这个 mathnet 怎么打不开？”“下个 Java”“为什么 moodle 上作业交不了？”“得 PDF 格式”好啦，这边翻译您请", "question": "为什么有的人喜欢半英文半中文讲话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自己连枪都忘带了还在这巴巴教我呢", "question": null, "star": 325, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsnfgu8qztj612714nak002"}
{"text": "‘昨晚咱俩都喝多了，就当什么也没发生过吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHAKRPdepicuUPhtqicUOgn8ns7iazfc8SVjHKkphgic6InIcEll57bLR5XA"}
{"text": "鸭大鸭大！！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "顶天立地的男子汉。", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "世面，直译就是 worldsheet，指的是弦在时空中扫过的二维流形。所以一个女生，学过弦论，才算是见过世面。", "question": "一个女生怎样才算见过世面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以让我喝一口吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VzQJ8udpY93C8y5tuftOd6oO3nPSQJ4c5okibkpx2SicfCjzfW3y1Mecg"}
{"text": "以前我大夏天都是穿棉袄的，纹了身之后特别怕热，下雪天都打赤膊。", "question": "有人在纹身后发生什么诡异或者自己感觉不可思议的事么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老婆的一位朋友，刚结婚的小两口想要移民去新西兰，说想买一片牧场，说他们向往青青牧场与田园的诗意。为此还筹划着去新西兰考察一番，并且真诚地邀请我和老婆也去一起放羊。被我拒绝了，因为我从小就放羊，后来念书那么多年，就是为了不再放羊。", "question": "哪一刻让你终于意识到了和对方阶层不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇，好大一块豆腐！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6vKS9kq6qVzjRAiavzUQiachpia4deM9D1Gao1qicXOFWeDzADv2yjFTtTjA"}
{"text": "哇啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5914972"}
{"text": "这次一定能甩掉那只鸭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6py8icvfQQJcTtwRzZDq0l3jQBaEYlZiaJPHArQBKMoTtYfrgNNLY0icfQdA"}
{"text": "get不到朋友笑点的我", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "我出院的时间遥遥无期的理由。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374628"}
{"text": "您是说？我只是个路过的音乐爱好者而已。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070145"}
{"text": "自热火锅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpdemXiahykxvhDKkbIl0MZibBQIcpVoVCGSlHhqovicIxhYmJa20hR50XA"}
{"text": "这个人一路以这种方式闯入了决赛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7134308"}
{"text": "尿在插排上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcdSWKCXCyOricAvZUHcgxr26JTd1DLXJaeyWJj0rGicojQ6Rhj7rLxv5w"}
{"text": "坐下来等了一个小时之后才被店员告知是自助餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMyDoicicbXE03kaaOY4yp4r9vs8MVYrloEC7gcLtPjYNX9D9QjEsBg2lMQ"}
{"text": "曾经是一个兴趣使然的英雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzxrxhjtj3j30ci0el40d"}
{"text": "爸爸你看，这就是一定在《海贼王》中出现过的空岛的钟表啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6747430"}
{"text": "喂，爸爸，快吃吧！", "question": null, "star": 62, "type": "I2T", "image": "3616672"}
{"text": "老婆逛完街后拿回来报销的账单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnw7z7cvb2j30ci0eldhy"}
{"text": "父母起名太随便了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LZthmfIxHTTicfWEJFicHrN0AUicwwDRUM5jhTvAah7o3SFz0ZBLiaIbickQ"}
{"text": "买，吃，好，行。", "question": "男生看到女朋友对自己撒娇是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年满十八岁的芦田爱菜", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6753612"}
{"text": "坏处就是会发现自己笨啊！", "question": "聪明有什么坏处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说你要喝珍珠奶茶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSzIiaptGRUPAqnYJ6kww34vs7t5nwH5KjfcjyRn5KgYFoeBiaUttyYicg9iaR6MI5X1qW9Q73ETxWNA"}
{"text": "大家好！今天我要教大家猴子妆的技巧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7098331"}
{"text": "有一个人余命不多了类型的电影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcoyymr0dej30ci0elmyg"}
{"text": "题主，不要来探我们口风，我们早就怀疑你了。", "question": "假如地球上发现了第二种智慧生物，会发生怎样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说的太详细了。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "总算调整到舒服的姿势之后开始想上厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXFsD4uAmcdDpuLGIj7xD5YSIwze5mpBSTb48nx5h7ojP94LH18ofgIA"}
{"text": "在一群刚出生的小鸭子里，混杂着一只难以察觉的全黑色小鸭子，它立刻被遗弃了。", "question": "在昔日的故事中，请让松崎しげる登场，给人一种奇怪的感觉。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "5690048"}
{"text": "盲人摸象", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "I have a pen,I have anAppleJ", "question": null, "star": 160, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw9ys0im2aj60x30wfdmi02"}
{"text": "无论球反弹多少次，排球队都会持续发球。", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "问问你老师是不是出门不捡钱就算丢", "question": "一个人八块钱买了一只鸡九元卖掉，然后又花十元买了一只鸡十一元卖掉，最后他赚了还是亏了几元？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天出题的又偷懒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM81Oj8FPkF6aEsgh6EkF4FSLDC7GhyMK68GfsJexrRt3icq60cHR0z8AA"}
{"text": "认真严肃的哥伦布看起来。", "question": "孩子们本来可以做到的。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386330"}
{"text": "请你回去吧我已经不当粉色战士了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqnyvhiralj30ci0eln3p"}
{"text": "存天理灭人欲……夫妻，天理也。三妻四妾，人欲也。", "question": "有哪些被刻意删减的「名人名言」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美丽的S形画出来。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4095190"}
{"text": "所以那最后一杯烧酒就多余了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1024759"}
{"text": "是鼻炎吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1113801"}
{"text": "我朝的网民总是处于愤怒和感动两种状态里", "question": "中国网民的特点是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把斋藤的球捡回来！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "2755837"}
{"text": "请再帮我投一枚币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicseLb2FspMjcic55dZLWcQvicnooVhIu28ZsE0ibjbJVGicoKkq9xtWLyzA"}
{"text": "这附近有好吃的吗？", "question": "当参观一个世界奇迹时，你最想了解哪些信息？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实很多朋友不用强答的。", "question": "当帅哥是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糟糕，洗发水忘带了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHtagGdjOMFmlOuiao3HQ3cGf5pfEG4eHSEpo7oFbjn8S8XqsRCZcUqSg"}
{"text": "为什么有女性在男士专用车里而大家都不说话呢？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389145"}
{"text": "姐姐的睡相比以前好了很多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUy7G7KqYzYUpoOQPzplFWb5LqepdrytS8Ijdrml0IiaJJBuOXEiaPrevtA"}
{"text": "小时候胆小怕黑怕鬼，每次上厕所都要父母陪同。后来母亲实在是烦不胜烦，就满脸嫌弃地说了一句：人家鬼也是有尊严的，哪个鬼会不嫌恶心地躲到粪坑里吓你……从此再也没怕过了……", "question": "大家小时候有没有被家长忽悠过一些「真理」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公商很行", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "虫族入侵地球，外星虫族女王让我去接生，本人略施小计，导致虫族女王难产而死，外星虫族群龙无首，人类顺势反攻，获得了最终的胜利。 然后我因为扰乱社会公共秩序发布不实消息的罪名被劫后重生的人群抓捕，经过核实，我的所作所为被当局和群众所知晓。罪名被洗清！ 最后我因为医疗事故被吊销了执照。", "question": "你的专业特长在什么情况下能让你成为超级英雄拯救世界？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的吗？这些都可以拿去洗吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt9kqpgf0sj610i13l7bl02"}
{"text": "能看到猴子哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4160944"}
{"text": "生理卫生课上每五分钟就能看到的表情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mkHbE8ciaj872aeUib1qQC81N8OzHia7QUzenJhCbibCCQa1xOrqwAg7K3Jw"}
{"text": "通过抑制有丝分裂阻止反派自愈的蚁人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWnic19fwOQzMU1iclYiaT1H5SXVaDnaSXB4mJpKBE3lNSkoIq9YyXdKDbg"}
{"text": "桃太郎说：这是认真的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5657235"}
{"text": "想在喜欢的女生面前表现自己的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8KRqibxS33wjnSlCicMXdibRd4ibvkYDdWKhfVtico1Cug0B56YIjuYia5Ang"}
{"text": "看来是太极八「挂」阵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLNzWJeA3m6PNPKTyLKuwMp62SceAQ5tEhXHrVcibb68z5KjmXbfrK2vw"}
{"text": "你真是一个无私的人，大部分人看见美女的第一想法就是怎么勾搭。", "question": "看到一个很漂亮的快递店店员，应不应该建议她转行做模特或网红？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是一名机械博士。前几天需要给我不到半岁的儿子称体重，儿子在体重秤上总是乱动，根本没法读数。我想我的知识终于可以应用到生活中了！我就开始设计一个可以固定住儿子的复杂机械装置。我正在画图，媳妇冷冷一笑，过来把图纸撕了，骂我道：「你这个书呆子，读博读傻了吧？！」然后媳妇先是自己站到了称上，读了数。接着抱着孩子站到了体重称上。然后就超量程了。", "question": "有哪些剧情反转的有趣故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国电影里的亚洲黑帮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6ib9p1IHHAI1aEibP01nFans7II4s2ZpcEtWd1aPXmiaGUklne6icibXrsTg"}
{"text": "主人被UFO吸走时死活都不肯撒手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glosmzsf9mj30ci0el46v"}
{"text": "擦，不够长啊···", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvuq4rkwl1j20yi17xk7z"}
{"text": "把姐姐办掉之后终于没人和我抢自行车啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B6286811bmFDRVgVFBGIAKUalDKqQzCBNTczYhdzAYP9fiaiaFoZR6icpfaJZbQ"}
{"text": "徒手应该是打不死，给我副键盘的话就不好说嘞。", "question": "最强壮的男人可以徒手打死成年老虎吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放心吧，我鉴定过了，是真皮沙发。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "拖鞋不要我拿走了啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHfE6wRL7sYv3HxaTWDaoULDhDBSBdWHCwwFpic8Bnjl4icDryaXj7KrNA"}
{"text": "有蚓打结视频吗，我想看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBrFicLlvVxTq28SxwKBNW35X2viczdyHBtNuwq9gMibfsgNY6vFkZ89J6A"}
{"text": "本来选了C然后改了B 结果答案是C", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "已经是恶了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6490550"}
{"text": "老师：谁来回答一下这个问题？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5upgxobfaj20m90on78j"}
{"text": "第一志愿，嗯，蓝蓝·翔.技.校！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f90kpu4kglj20g10f5q4j"}
{"text": "马拉松比赛第一步就岔气了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evm1zk1195j20860aw403"}
{"text": "展示如何把屁股切开两瓣", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "大家好！是我！这是车！我是一辆事故车！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6651239"}
{"text": "小学时学校搞最美少年评选，我交了自己的艺术照。结果公布候选名单时我的美照和其他同学在敬老，干农活，帮助贫困少年的照片放在一起展出。", "question": "你最尴尬的一次经历是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂！你的手枪掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YCjfLzEla46qLw7Q5br7qE4ib9eJHb1BoqObRVHDRbibt5IkUFrzQCTxIA"}
{"text": "小时候淘气，给烧炕的灶台填煤的时候把一小桶柴油填灶台里了。懵懂的年纪，是无所顾忌的，完全率性而为，但也是悲伤的，根本不知道会造成什么无法挽回的后果……填完在我快出门的那一瞬，「轰」的一声巨响……炕炸塌了。我爹他们打牌正欢，我眼睁睁的看着他们嗖一下全下沉下去了……屋里烟雾缭绕，我爹他们几个浑身焦黑，如同难民，面色惊恐地望着彼此，手里还都紧紧攥着扑克牌。我二大爷都吓哭了，嘴一撇一撇的，两行眼泪簌簌往下掉……多少年了， 做过太多调皮事，那一次，是我人生中被揍的最狠的一次，是个大坎……", "question": "有哪些让人笑到肚子疼的搞笑段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那两个孩子一起看猎户座！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1231239"}
{"text": "因为你现在混得不好。。。", "question": "为什么再听「光阴的故事」会有一种想哭的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": ":2-1=？\n汪\n居然还讲英文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib6ofMic6rfIlNK5JNibfnCMaQhsQ1Dy6XhibhUdfytS0UibBDbfwJKeOtww"}
{"text": "黄色帽的广告已经不是车了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3362640"}
{"text": "有个基友，一年前约我吃饭，并带上了她的女朋友。吃饭在太古里，那家餐厅排队很多，我们仨等了很久。中途，他上厕所去了，他的女朋友欲言又止，神秘兮兮地对我说：「我给你说一个事情，但是我说了，你要当做没听到。」「啥子事情哦？」「我们和平分手了，今天是吃散伙饭。」我瞪大了双眼：「我靠！不会吧！」 然后基友回来了，我们仨共进晚餐，谈笑风生，把酒言欢。基友不知道我知道了，所以还是表现得很恩爱……在他面前，我要表现得毫不知情，而她又知道我知情，所以……这顿饭我吃得有点纠结。好，吃到一半，她去洗手间了。 这个时候换作基友欲言又止，神秘兮兮地对我说：「我给你说一个事情，但是我说了，你要当做没听到。」……妈蛋我想，这事如果我挑明了，那么恩爱的氛围不就破坏了吗？ 不能够啊，所以只能表情夸张地，假装毫不知情地回问：「啥子事哦？」「我们和平分手了，今天是吃散伙饭。」我努力把双眼瞪得更大了：「我靠！不会吧！」 然后基友女朋友回来了。 这个时候，虽然他俩都跟我说过了，但是她不知道他跟我说了，他也不知道她跟我说了，所以他俩还是很恩爱的样子，而我还得装作不知道，表情扭曲地谈笑风生，把酒言欢～最后这顿晚餐在一种祥和，安宁的氛围中完美落幕～", "question": "一人分饰两角是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呐，你能看见我死去的爸爸吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677036"}
{"text": "哎呀～那个妖怪的场景好恐怖～。想起了你的睡脸。", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "算了那个穷逼不会充Q币的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwfTfQ9AibbeEicdfB0N0Zy679XPBYwEQTBSQl6HZQcgrQf4umNjzSiay9EVyEnSrK6xlRl2JEKKKwg"}
{"text": "秦始皇看着这些子孙后代，高兴的嘴都合不拢。说道：我大秦果然千秋万世一统天下。胡亥：爹，咱家就传我一代，他们都不是咱家人……秦始皇无语半晌，良久才缓缓说道：二世而亡，天下还有比我惨的皇帝吗…杨坚：我也大隋也是亡于第二个皇帝。咱俩通病相怜。王莽：mmp，都比老子强，老子的儿子没当皇帝。郭威：我皇位给我内侄了。柴荣：姑父对不起，姓赵的那小子不厚道。赵匡胤：唉，柴老板，您儿子不中用，天下应该我来当。赵光义：大哥，您说的非常对。那什么，您儿子我家大侄儿，也不中用，您看我来行不行？朱棣：支持赵光义，反对嫡长子继承制！李世民：支持朱棣，反对嫡长子继承制！武则天：支持老公，反对嫡长子继承制！李世民：虽说我反对给嫡长子，但最起码都是我们同姓人之间的矛盾，我也不能把皇位给老婆啊！李治：那是您儿媳妇！李世民：老子丢人呐！曹操：丕儿你怎么把我拉进群了？曹丕：我追封您当皇帝了。曹操：司马懿怎么也在群里？司马懿：老板，不关我的事，我也是被人拉进来的。曹操：报应啊！汉献帝：呸，姓曹的你也有今天！刘秀：刘备你这孙子咋这么没出息呢！你咋就不能中兴我汉室呢！刘备：祖爷爷，您说的是，备实无能。刘禅：群里个个都是人才，看你们聊天乐得我都不想回家了。宋徽宗：你不想回家我想回家！赵构：爹，您和我哥就慢慢在东北那嘎达看雪景吧，逢年过节我会给你们送礼的。完颜珣：都别吵吵了，蒙古人才是最坏的。忽必烈：咦，我怎么又进了一个群。朱元璋：驱除鞑虏！顺治：你以为我想呆在你们汉族人呆的地方吗？老子就不想做皇帝，老子只想和老婆过平淡日子……乾隆：太爷爷，您当皇帝可以和好多老婆过日子…溥仪：要那么多老婆啥意思，我是性无能。孙中山：此群解散！袁世凯：各位老大，我又建了一个群，大家加我 qq123456789.我拉您进群啊。唐国强：嘻嘻嘻，你们长的和我真像啊。", "question": "如果把中国 422 位皇帝放在一个聊天群里，他们会聊些什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "曾母暗沙曾用名这俩名挑一个", "question": "什么名字能拯救「曾」这个姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美团队长2电梯之战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibJwN8A83nia2bVyuAsAibCibuo0uEBhh3Q0emogIyJnHoMzYVsn6f0J6VQ"}
{"text": "听声音是个青年男子，越走越远了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3o3ekWmuQxiav5xw5Fr87O07iaro4vvxw4B2M9To9L1xpyc9nouvJP8AA"}
{"text": "毕业论文", "question": null, "star": 123, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "我是拆迁队的，其实没啥讲究，纯粹顺手。心情好，我也可以画成心形的。", "question": "拆迁的「拆」为啥要用圆圈圈住？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好好先生", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5999519"}
{"text": "队长的话像校长一样冗长。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4250665"}
{"text": "南方人打雪仗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZbcEib0iafB0BAYMUOsVtKmzxgBnxc7hNRNH05Ribd3xEokmJjqlM2UPibg"}
{"text": "油淋鸡的酱汁", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "这个网站都是病友，你问错地方了。", "question": "什么都想知道，算不算是一种心理疾病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五号线不想和你说话还向你扔了一个二号线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibfibdiaQVic5FFafAXorLicEYxjXk5evS3laWlAP78YJVictfMxWibLQOvibfw"}
{"text": "烤肉汉堡", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "盲人摸象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqzSkibiah8QGU9DLu8UC4mgxJ7GPNjiaSFShXpzFOia9HFNTEx3NhHCPpnA"}
{"text": "＋代表‘加’。也就是说，11。", "question": "即使是傻瓜也能理解的一对一的解决方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5794662"}
{"text": "早上阅读时间的时候特别安静突然有一同学电话响了当时大家心惊胆跳，面面相觑，同时看向老师，空气突然安静...后来一个同学突然反应过来就开始唱生日歌然后我们就全班人都一起唱生日歌还拍手硬是把手机的铃声给盖过去了等听不到电话铃声我们就慢慢停了那个最开始唱歌的同学还说了一句谢谢大家老师可能看在我们那么团结的份上也没有追究", "question": "班里发生过哪些沙雕的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "部长的妻子不会来吗？", "question": "请用不超过0个字的方式讲一个可怕的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5114786"}
{"text": "鬼，等一下，鸡不会笑吗？", "question": null, "star": 3844, "type": "I2T", "image": "1295351"}
{"text": "“谁他妈拿了……！！哦哦原来在这”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7NWJSLiaufMszopfYkbAzbN3PM1hpbniaXxAic4icu1KhnLw5bPibIlUsHxQ"}
{"text": "吃下去就会飞起来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7084903"}
{"text": "大家都觉得我这样的人应该不是单身，然后就都不考虑我了。", "question": "如果有人问你，为什么单身，你怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在轨道上摆拍没注意到隧道口行驶出来的火车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrvFRS2hG45LLYHQPkONEITUkLH7ZvY8d7bCeMyG6b1bervzMRgZIcHg"}
{"text": "在电脑上玩游戏时会被强制显示30秒的寻宝游戏演示视频。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6662842"}
{"text": "不用电锯更强大。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6897579"}
{"text": "小弟弟你发育真好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee83Mic6RTGUibPBayCC2yZRQPmAv3YJ6bibpsJmWwPk7ibrtFatIUqpyzSYg"}
{"text": "制作人：我想自由地拍摄天空，啊，直升机。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6655720"}
{"text": "宝可梦", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "敌人已经消失了。", "question": "和田亚纪子变身成为光之美少女时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2855556"}
{"text": "桃太郎先生，去鬼岛的时候可以打扮得漂漂亮亮的吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4242401"}
{"text": "你知道统一教会吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677908"}
{"text": "在海里溺水时救援来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h14uregfcjj30ci0el0vs"}
{"text": "点了一杯冰美，驴裙惯例性地在杯子上写上了姓等待……做好咖啡的小姐姐一脸坏笑地喊道，“蛋先生，您的大杯冰美式好了……”我环顾四周，就我一个在吧台等，慢慢地，移步至咖啡旁，凛然发现上面写着 Mr.0……PS：敝姓凌", "question": "可以给我讲一些关于星巴克的故事吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不是在阿西吧时候听过我的教训吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4610940"}
{"text": "静香的女朋友。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3074, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "翠香打开了柚子。", "question": "三百岁的河童开始做主播的名字叫什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313350"}
{"text": "找不到页面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6789717"}
{"text": "我可什么都没拿你的哈，你看我两手空空！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8onjwkyvcj20g10f9abb"}
{"text": "提醒看不懂的人不要乱动。", "question": "Windows 为什么没有被完全汉化？系统盘里的一些文件夹都没有汉化，为什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烧火。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7324900"}
{"text": "不好意思，请问你有看到我的……淦！你这个王#&%#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKuXhDgaPffpDEkybGR0IiaCF7KB8RIEWHNxEpPjEmhm0GKiaZL1UWeH5Soz3YaojVEMBAaaW59TibA"}
{"text": "重播是中午还是傍晚？", "question": "日剧那些事", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214999"}
{"text": "是的，狗的 15 岁相当于一个人的晚年。", "question": "十五岁是不是已经老了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "食堂阿姨。", "question": "你见过的生性凉薄的人是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夜里派猫猫去偷邻居家的电", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "今年我也在教科书上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g776go264uj20ki0rcjto"}
{"text": "即使是我祖母，也有钱。", "question": "请问2030年的流行语是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4176243"}
{"text": "没有啊，对方没上线。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6640513"}
{"text": "大雄！头上有蚊子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hiuxhrnh83j30ci0el0to"}
{"text": "叔叔别拉了我害怕", "question": null, "star": 140, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "我要更多的吉野家牛肉饭。", "question": "将标题或名言的一部分变成家常话，夫妻之后的家常话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3837300"}
{"text": "我需要在涩谷和她五点见面，所以我得出发了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036294"}
{"text": "该昵称已被占用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEEghp3ZvZwWCBxYPmMX8XlMiaCXV7WF54z9TVOSoeTwQGSX284z6NFcQ"}
{"text": "今天准备做5组，一组二十个一……个。算了，明天吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0d3GHhlQUOVicUCNfqK53nnIxm4tgw7hukXXs6qVU4HiaSZ3lG3D4KU6g"}
{"text": "就这家公司吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8Bt7RZNkqMDQrcicosnibAuJkKCAb1jDTYDHMxyJibEbSsPcibZzzPMobicg"}
{"text": "超级好吃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5807527"}
{"text": "你熬夜到这么晚，辛苦了。要伤害心脏还是颈动脉？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6049558"}
{"text": "牺牲大拇指换取的超能力！炫酷吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElwM3Vb20aACwykHNPfj2xOq4fYD64Mj46TnSF61lWenAvkBT3rX4ibHg"}
{"text": "这句话的中文意思是：“如果没有证据，就不能算作犯罪，各位。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6455714"}
{"text": "朋友眼中穿毛衣的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5L6dajWZ5VgJlb4BphGuKvkbGxcg7AD5S9ygLa9CW4V1444qCxI8oVQw"}
{"text": "让他造，然后每天晚上默默帮他充上电就可以了。", "question": "我爸爸要制造永动机，我该怎样劝他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "多少啊~", "question": "无法不加抑扬就发音的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4239752"}
{"text": "我姓 Sun,名 Bo，中国护照上，姓写一栏，名字写下面。有次非洲入境，法语国家，到了机场入境大多都是中国人，入境后护照拿走查健康证，查完还给你。一个老黑拿着一叠护照，喊到你的名字上去拿。然后一个法语老黑高举着我的护照：「S-B，S-B，passport，S-B，who is S-B。」我特么……只能硬着头举手是我的……周围全坐的中国人。", "question": "你所经历过的最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是你丢的这位老人吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6792372"}
{"text": "你来了？不好意思啊虫子都被我早起吃光了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0Y6xuhOmUEbTVLb1BqT3QPnK6JeL3Zl39nZd5nicxD95iazLmljUpibPlQ"}
{"text": "注意到教练左手写着「比赛后11号开除别忘了！后什么指示都听不进去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpdsjuy01lj30ci0eljzs"}
{"text": "二十年后的键盘破坏者。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5105244"}
{"text": "浏览器记录没有清除", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUu50RCMHnWNyJTdmzaLbpJ9gfUic8x4jfXw0ALBQBk55L8A2IuZdOXRA"}
{"text": "我要的是千斤顶不是千金顶！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "当你把所有升级都叠加到了初始武器上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHlpem2cDZW5mOlt4qlHTiaViaaVcNMkiat191vZVjlXn6nF2NgMyGKaCWA"}
{"text": "饿死了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNFNWgyFzufs1iaMgSSHzvG6KlUvkJLevHb0GT5T2ibMJ3n5CjgRBEXaLg"}
{"text": "这份特级牛排10000日元，内含抽奖券一张。", "question": "AKB48的成员好像在经营一家烤肉店。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3658834"}
{"text": "贞子胖了！不要宽屏！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "活动发起者竟然穿了衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edt6ij6x5cj20as06wdgg"}
{"text": "哪都可以别踢头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gceqfj0kt7j20y30y3wjo"}
{"text": "我就喜欢你这种幽默。", "question": "男生问「你喜欢我哪一点？」时该怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让女儿骑在脖子上。", "question": "父亲与女儿单独外出时，如何不被误会为「干爹」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "楼下的两口子又吵起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjm66acic40jQTXTL5xoLMvuZPgGfVBmRmLDEslcN3HPcibDFnDAtqhCcFA"}
{"text": "那边那个靓仔！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm2nwafeqhj30ci0eljzf"}
{"text": "不脱秋裤尿尿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVT2wMbWuVSNmJqhLulziapkibqfHWWPM7rBerU7cK6UyB55yOjSyPaQKmQ"}
{"text": "你充了多少", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "呐？像平常那样说一声‘不在家哦’嘛？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5680217"}
{"text": "华安和对穿肠", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "飞毯平稳落地", "question": null, "star": 189, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "只有爬上来的圣诞老人才能坐雪机哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZaTnAMfNwfFpwqIm3a0OeRia4KdW4t1XEpbjwHd290IAYuXLxNEdoc0Gw"}
{"text": "我十来岁的时候，不爱看书一天光爱玩。老妈很生气，这怎么行？于是她带着我去了书店，挑了一本书对我说：“多看看名人传记，学学人家都是怎么做的！”然后给我拿了一本《哈利 · 波特》。", "question": "你曾经被哪些书名骗了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁允许你这样做的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379046"}
{"text": "没有啊，肯定要瞒的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToDvbR0icVZuXoZzKSoUALBiaUysZUPjnBkIhcvICjS8XFRIJsR5Z8XdPsg"}
{"text": "约定时间已经过去了五个小时。", "question": null, "star": 392, "type": "I2T", "image": "5756942"}
{"text": "薯片拆袋拍摄现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5qKOrfkL20ib34wDgMvWsbbosTOBgcrHyLhpN68icPdr86rhLE2CNKHAw"}
{"text": "恩公有六个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3jwiba6BNxKJobmRPR5RGQQdIt4micZ7oo4l7vGNHYUhqic2MkbJEUeHXg"}
{"text": "天下统一的手段。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "小偷还要请开锁公司？小偷难道不是自己开锁吗？小偷基本功都没练会，不就失业了嘛。", "question": "开锁公司怎么确保让他们开锁的不是小偷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "住一晚，冒险书就消失了。", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "看看我的学期总结", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibANsgpBwhBFohD5GzrgzqsffE9ibtzGtMnq53NOPibz34PhvKWicN1eLPA"}
{"text": "我对象，周一到周五，不穿绿色的衣服……", "question": "炒股可以在多大程度上影响一个人的生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我头这么大刚刚是怎么把衣服穿进去的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeot9ADUDRMic6HfoD0DMQazPkZWtDDjCc0eMUXoDkzbMdeaoFgibQJEaa6A"}
{"text": "在打字时信号栏三个字容易误打成信号烂iPhone XS用户保命，其实也没那么差，只是和最好的比起来确实仍有差距，需要正视", "question": "有哪些特征一眼就会被看出是 iPhone 用户？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看来他的主人坚持每日提肛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596474"}
{"text": "我对玩弄Esper伊藤的游戏着迷。", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449730"}
{"text": "我觉得表现不错！理由 1、没怎么给国家、病人添乱。虽然拿了不少口罩，但是没有把新冠病人骗过去然后搜刮干净。不添乱已经是很大的功德了！要给莆田烧个高香。理由 2、没有乘国难打虚假广告。百度搜治疗新冠我没有找到莆田相关信息，说明莆田系还是有底线的，不该发的国难财坚决不发。现在能如此坚守底线的人还有多少？！必须给莆田点赞！以上。(自动狗头)", "question": "如何看待武汉疫情下莆田系医院的表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在课堂上不能把敌人转移给女生。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6102466"}
{"text": "讲个朋友告诉我的实用小 trick“当你否认别人的提问的时候，如果把整个问句复述了一遍，那么很可能你在撒谎。比方说我问：‘你有没有吃午饭？’如果你真的没有吃，你会说：‘没有。’但如果你吃了而想骗我，那心里会很虚，在说话的时候就想强调你没吃，脑子又转不过来了只能重复我的后半句，你会说：’我没有吃午饭。‘””这小技能准么？“”神准，我试过好多次。“”诶你不会在我身上也试过吧？“”我没有在你身上试过。“-", "question": "如何看出一个人在撒谎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿妙又做饭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eehw6dkrjfj20ak090t94"}
{"text": "在家里的顺序上升了。", "question": "你和一只猫互换了身体，你会怎么做？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6597548"}
{"text": "小时候养过小鸭子遂纯情小鸭鸭", "question": "你羞耻度爆表的网名是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朝我滚过来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514309"}
{"text": "出门前如果不喂食，它会全力以赴地追赶过来。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "176895"}
{"text": "全是福田和子、市桥达也这种认真的家伙。", "question": "我讨厌这样的逃跑中。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6752640"}
{"text": "婚恋应用的风险。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6513687"}
{"text": "呀，黑猫不吉利啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibwNAV5r6dv7vHXCwlsvNDRDz2fuZOhxt2LDs2bicHgrggSiabQGG7xEyg"}
{"text": "金枪鱼眼中的寿司店老板", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSNbObMnGORGKRVMPcG0hlO5lSQUdsOP8I3gD0C3ETqeTQVficuWWBB3A"}
{"text": "那么，你想要多少钱？/我想要一万日元。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208736"}
{"text": "熊孩子来你家玩了一趟走后你的模型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLZUXsEogsTPmWeMFyslGFl4lvoAMphFzVYkATbv6Oylic89Rusme3PsQ"}
{"text": "现实中的狐狸猫", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038851"}
{"text": "影山茂夫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "按不动的时候就用力按按钮。", "question": "关于某件事的常见情况/经验分享", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5368397"}
{"text": "因为老牛家要绝后了。如果现在的和尚不能还俗不能结婚生孩子。你就是八岁登基当少林寺方丈，你爹妈也不愿意啊。", "question": "红孩儿被观音菩萨收走有了编制，得了善终，牛魔王和铁扇公主应该高兴才对，但却为什么那么恨孙悟空？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂？妖妖灵嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToDySpzNr3pNwNAQzoSvwNAJ8YtXh56vIjhic98arC2wo7tJxPhyHM9UAg"}
{"text": "想睡觉时发现还有3小时闹钟就响了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5x64fv8ioj30ci0el77r"}
{"text": "态度太差再推10圈", "question": null, "star": 526, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glavezbhsrj610617fdsc02"}
{"text": "摸一奥庙。", "question": "中国有哪些好听的寺名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "判断男朋友到底喜欢不喜欢自己的时候。特别准，于是成了前男友。", "question": "哪个时刻曾让你觉得「学了心理学还挺有用的」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尹志平？", "question": "影史上有哪些「绝不废话，抓到你就第一时间办了你」的反派角色？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是丹尼尔吗？不，香蕉是零食。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "即使停止呼吸，也要重新站起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7308292"}
{"text": "我们当成宝的只有你啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5663xkswhj30ci0el77n"}
{"text": "修狗笼子把自己钉在里面了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoLl5ICWRwRaPLDlpQetsgE4mqUFA1iacxj8gnuLdMXOh3ne4VsJDONew"}
{"text": "这是我第一次尝试购物的游戏版本。", "question": "帮我买点酱油，我要做大餐。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383964"}
{"text": "从酒店急忙出动，以为拿错了武器，结果发现是敌方干部拿着自己的武器。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6277395"}
{"text": "可恶的雪！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4503121"}
{"text": "公鸡", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "3一起跑之前说好到终点是骗你的", "question": null, "star": 133, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1tzhzdznrj611c13v7dj02"}
{"text": "就你叫曹冲啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tras29PUQgtLQa0doM0t37RqyWPxSJiaYccYU0bpJo8BNNsh0ZIDEZKQ"}
{"text": "走进内衣店碰到了过于热情的店员", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "故意拖住老婆，让儿子把私房钱偷回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HAn4FnQvumN41RT2ibaRrHz0zib1CYP71xcbOEYJkSAlNTPwAkibib6m4xg"}
{"text": "看见我儿子了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBJaHwy7g3353DAfl0Bo6bg6Rfq3R6BerOdwXn3TLRXWOf9OPMfjVWuA"}
{"text": "那么，怎么处理呢……", "question": null, "star": 65, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387012"}
{"text": "呐，小汪，我就是觉得和花泽君在一起比较好，为什么他每周都要出现呢？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1416338"}
{"text": "今天，Kazazer大人不在哦！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7073757"}
{"text": "日本的印度咖喱店老板大部分是尼泊尔人。", "question": "某个伊夫德人对任何事情都感到惊讶。他对什么感到惊讶3次？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313468"}
{"text": "这游戏好无聊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2ahjt5crzj30ci0elgov"}
{"text": "恰逢其时的帮助来临。", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "各自请了病假却在迪厅遇到的同事俩", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "玩具，但是有点效果。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4903663"}
{"text": "黑客攻击（物理）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibc1MsjugwKOeGMEZHNDEY9nNrVpE82Biax8elZtZTZ8AlIoHEpHHxiazg"}
{"text": "这就能够坐上电车了。我就是想创造出这样的世界。", "question": null, "star": 425, "type": "I2T", "image": "6669986"}
{"text": "喂，哆啦A梦，你在做什么？用竹蜻蜓吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5493517"}
{"text": "你看你，来就来嘛，还带什么东……西呢？？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMJDga9bq0DAXwZFpAQtoGp4SAicZWQ3Tia4Ktu0Pn9ExdR16yw5wSy12w"}
{"text": "真的让人毛骨悚然的恐怖故事。", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "把去年的笑话翻出来再讲一遍的老机器人。", "question": "在大阪万博会中，吉本可能会做什么样的展览呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4189717"}
{"text": "不知为何血量反而会上涨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu9ec1he4aj20al09t0uw"}
{"text": "碧海中", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922886"}
{"text": "您好这双有没有43码的？", "question": null, "star": 267, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdssgknl4j21121df4ep"}
{"text": "就TM你叫夏洛啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "爷爷老年痴呆，今天已经散步第12次了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BouPl7tOUSBFCvonaYZnKt0141QHwFGpCG0A47YJpNiaiaJHo08SPpQmqg"}
{"text": "强调我是蜜蜂而不是蛾。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4707973"}
{"text": "窒息，压力。", "question": "毛利小五郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857318"}
{"text": "小夫胖……胖虎……大雄没气了……！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h97wukhj75j30ci0eldgt"}
{"text": "放假几个月的少女突然要拍证件照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7lP4xQVcLoEjVpw9QstXKdNKkBk0xkEjJaeicMUW9NWwrCBDm6aklxNw"}
{"text": "远见取决于最强的那个人，执行取决于最差的那个人。", "question": "一个团队的整体水平取决于团队中最厉害的一个人，还是最挫的一个人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "半夜三点醒来想找到被子短边时我的被子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8R9Ih2q9kLPTcdNeQG1hdc9wccbPJxfatIibDA0cPhxHm0YHKt79zWGA"}
{"text": "这个节日不能没有它。", "question": null, "star": 139, "type": "I2T", "image": "3826912"}
{"text": "自习", "question": null, "star": 213, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h66g93on1nj61401o0wfp02"}
{"text": "快点！快点啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRZCENsucib2IAxhyiaaCLytafGDmXnc6KNnibkN3qj1B4avOk512CCNWH0QagMOHKOMTZOSvqiapibbA"}
{"text": "即便我考第一名，也没人愿意抄我作业。", "question": "字写得丑是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同学上台念 PPT，特别生疏。老师问：花了多少钱?……", "question": "毕业答辩现场有哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我就说订书机怎么老卡住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElCuicFdeETN7lniajbnUt72tCroST7YzDvq7PEUlaNrMjicRZuZj02rxjg"}
{"text": "“放心，我们有专业人员负责清理厨房垃圾，保证干净。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "各就各", "question": null, "star": 219, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gp8v53ox45j61100xvwjc02"}
{"text": "「不许动！把手举起来！」正要举时，传来怒吼「别再动了！快举起来！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzxrwszc2pj30ci0el40p"}
{"text": "那个颜色好厉害/棒。", "question": "在3,7经营的鬼屋中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857310"}
{"text": "素颜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx6y3inej20fp0eb759"}
{"text": "是经济学奖。诺贝尔经济学奖章重达 185 克。 其他奖章都只有 175 克重。The weight is set to 175g for all medals, except for the Medal for the Prize in Economic Sciences. Its weight is set to 185g.", "question": "在所有的诺贝尔奖中，份量最重的奖是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赛车游戏转弯时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ell6nkyw9mj20aw09bmxw"}
{"text": "断筷子", "question": "你觉得你的前生是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6213529"}
{"text": "尿结石", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESVCBtrZ6m6Hb8j3VrLR3icLETmb7TdW32GiaOqeUPMibK9fjyOjujaFicnw"}
{"text": "烤火取暖", "question": null, "star": 367, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0crl1g9p7j613a13aq8l02"}
{"text": "最右边是左撇子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jqzhx7FlibuibJGycMmN0aG9n2VRwKhXiaW4Y3J3KCnbpicSftF9nKeD5nibg"}
{"text": "预计会出现在 Pikmin 5 中的宇宙飞船。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7381514"}
{"text": "努力一定会得到回报吗？", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "5537567"}
{"text": "安西教练的下巴", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "为什么主人不坐车却挥手呢？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "166809"}
{"text": "悄悄告诉我，你怎么在上一届“双手不能离地大赛”中夺冠的？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "收到的高中是远程教育，不需要去学校也可以。", "question": "新年里最开心的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2541570"}
{"text": "哪桌点的羊肉串？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohkaaqg3j207k0b4403"}
{"text": "从比赛开始到结束，一直在全力进攻。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4063866"}
{"text": "鹦鹉搭肩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzuyjkgHGumAPocYKlHpyB2IF9QY5piaFQkr0a2B7ibB8dzUhsChtC6AKg"}
{"text": "你这个手相……命中带桃花啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy6b01uqiij612a1evdoq02"}
{"text": "婚礼入场", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "棒球场", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3181115"}
{"text": " 科幻片面临的最大问题是，在未来时空还要不要党的领导？ ", "question": "为什么中国人这么喜欢拍古装片？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "读大学的时候，老师布置了一首德彪西，一首现代作品。实在是那周没好好练琴，厚着脸皮去了。听我弹完德彪西，老师叹口气说，唉，他是死的早，要不然得打你。弹完现代作品，老师沉吟了半晌，说，你还是别弹了吧，这个作者还活着。", "question": "钢琴老师都说过些什么搞笑或者吐槽你的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "勇者斗恶龙的最大难关。", "question": null, "star": 124, "type": "I2T", "image": "6781017"}
{"text": "明明就坐在厨房门口，但每次菜都送到了别桌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyUhIGbpIMZ0Ch8BJY9q3dSpJToxP1KeQPCHPUqxDxqBLKw1amNy2uIw"}
{"text": "棍棒底下出孝子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYzPIBaINJ68kIcTD92icgWT117v8ldgYstQ4cUgqsoGk6ia2TkJ5SLbGAZh9oDJ5ibf6Q8stkIAIgQ"}
{"text": "第一反应是啤酒肚啊，怎么会大家都答胸大，很受伤。", "question": "当你第一次发现低头已经看不到脚尖时是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们·也去了那家理发店啊", "question": null, "star": 341, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1graq83mf01j60zv15vdpj02"}
{"text": "中国：要不我当老大？朝鲜、韩国、越南：貌似想起了过去几千年不太好的回忆……日本：要不我来？中国、朝韩、越南：貌似想起来过去一百年不太好的回忆……韩国：干脆我……中日：呸！", "question": "为什么亚洲没有形成全大洲的类似欧盟的组织？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加深对狗的认识。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4376401"}
{"text": "站住！那个往我们嘴里塞面包的家伙！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "根本没有蘑菇嘛！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9j8424bupj20fi0e2t9z"}
{"text": "引用我同学一句话：一只狗惨叫着从我面前飞过", "question": "如何用一句话来描述北京的大风天气？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "漏气了赶快吹点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fzbx6phkkej20lt0lymz4"}
{"text": "所有的梦想都能实现，永远不要忘记这一点。因为这一切都始于一只老鼠。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3558995"}
{"text": "无论藏在哪里，都能找到丈夫钥匙扣的爱犬真是太优秀了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5439159"}
{"text": "这主要取决于电影名字叫《美国队长 4· 屠龙之战》还是《飞龙猛将 2· 超级英雄》。", "question": "如果拍一部电影，成龙如何打赢美国队长？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个奥运火炬怎么被我弄灭了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5Ml6Qd3Qiark6GQlhkKFFoKI9Aic9OGj51tpj4p6aUzhpibITeicm89UIakQ"}
{"text": "燃烧了……被烧成了白色……烧得一干二净……变成了一片白色的灰烬…… (Yabiki)", "question": "您对这个问题做了全面的调查和研究，结果如何？", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "7151244"}
{"text": "家长们！从天而降的女孩们！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6433200"}
{"text": "星之卡比真人剧", "question": null, "star": 94, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "这不是草莓是蚊子叮的", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "容我猜测一下，您想问的是「生孩子是怎样的体验」吧？", "question": "一天瘦八斤是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在牙医那里打过麻醉了，结果忘了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6867362"}
{"text": "「这是入冬以来第一场雷，下大雷了，雷花漫天飞舞，纷纷扬扬地从天空中落下。很快变成了银白色的世界。」注意，我用的是雷（Thunder）字，不是雪（Snow）字。但是现代人一部分眼神不太好使，并且大多数人读字都是根据语境脑补，所以原本的意思大家都没理解错。我的确没提雪字对吧？", "question": "怎样不提雪字描述雪很大?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柯南的凶手大赛", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4586009"}
{"text": "张开嘴~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5948708"}
{"text": "这里什么都没有！这里真的什么都没有啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3735441"}
{"text": "女性专用车厢", "question": null, "star": 709, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1giemuolthzj60ty12gk4x02"}
{"text": "仔细点 别给我拍红眼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "这一年来哥哥的变化太大了", "question": null, "star": 2499, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi8t9g77i7j20z81azwmn"}
{"text": "眼保健操时间到！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTknnPqXE5MqaUwicSwAXDgUb9zYTFg8VzSNoj3HFrT5EZnv6R5pjdZFg"}
{"text": "大学的时候，一个社团活动结束后，几个人一起去吃饭，期间，学长就加了我的微信。我以为，我这四年有人罩了。学长发信息来说：同学，几天吃饭一共 XXX 元，麻烦你 A 一下。谢谢", "question": "被要过微信的女生是因为长的好看吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "果然还是初夜是白色的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230602"}
{"text": "为了一到家就用先把气吹上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9bhfm8r89j30ci0elmyc"}
{"text": "给我看看你的红豆冰。你觉得怎么样？ 看起来非常...坚固...", "question": "请您认真对待小豆糕。", "star": 128, "type": "T2T", "image": "2494194"}
{"text": "让我们祈求和平，走向和平！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6568057"}
{"text": "意识到了煽动互殴的裁判才是真正的敌人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzou6y34zcj30ci0eldix"}
{"text": "暑假最后10天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5nj5kk7dqj30ci0el74z"}
{"text": "歧视太多，种族根本排不上号。", "question": "中国是不是没有种族歧视问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天花板上的灰掉胸口上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlQ8JddlYKs0hWiaFHGccKrFGiakX8VUqoJODVbADGn5SjsPzCpFc68o8Q"}
{"text": "凶手", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6857115"}
{"text": "前辈，裤子破了，球和棒子露出来了。", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "6515212"}
{"text": "奥田家的蓝调", "question": "就随便说点蓝色子弹之类的事情吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5780123"}
{"text": "不用画了，眉毛已经够粗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibojwdKuD7ObRCXQTeQpKGhABaeomkbRXUX9o4SDzhib7nxV0libIn2vyg"}
{"text": "我以为我那么帅，她不会报警的。", "question": "你认为最好笑的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大哥，人都排列好了可以玩连连看了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQWOpgQ8E5BoWTIBBBAaD2OkzT2H1sKRH2uiaicUVVfiamvnl6gEKHEutLg"}
{"text": "拼命捡起客人失误的拉尔夫·铃木。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3887654"}
{"text": "黄色蛋糕人存在。", "question": "柯南版小叮当的常见问题", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "6256791"}
{"text": "马上到最后期限了！！！！你到底什么时候发预告函啊！！！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "一张票出检票口的队形", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu3q7svdnj60zd1b6n7002"}
{"text": "出门购物的女人们都还没回来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152690"}
{"text": "以大多数男生的自恋和敏感程度，根本轮不到女生来考虑如何让男生知道的这样的问题。", "question": "有没有不告白但是让一个男生知道我喜欢他的方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女儿：妈妈！不要把我的衣服和爸爸一起洗呀！", "question": null, "star": 298, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqfwzz0yxhj60yc19sjwi02"}
{"text": "傻瓜田中尝试用物理方法解出X的方程。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "4199112"}
{"text": "把村里大门钥匙搞丢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNuR7WhPlSKiaJKZU9QgcggteAe1vTicdA0WIlmMaP2kmmLr55dl2lM32w"}
{"text": "缪斯的销售方成为了赞助商。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146041"}
{"text": "以不会被老师叫到的方式举手", "question": null, "star": 285, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2kpcqbtbwj61401hcwou02"}
{"text": "没事的，不过是像爸爸这样以后永远少一边头发而已", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "月经推迟", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "人类啊，你们应该好好学习如何使用保鲜膜！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3590417"}
{"text": "看电影时第一排的观众", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "溜了溜了，那个尿毒症的又来这撒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HY56PMGH2gEmlicVMawR7ibTRn9vw6mKLJo385XHOqwEu9oU1BEYPBO9A"}
{"text": "交警拦下一辆大车交警：你部车边度过来嘎司机：唔话交警：喂你配合d好喔！司机：就系唔话！交警接过驾驶证一看，司机是梅州五华的", "question": "有什么粤语区的人才能听懂的短笑话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问是哪一页的第几行？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "92219"}
{"text": "饭菜太酸了。", "question": "这家寿司店可能是间谍窝，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 53, "type": "T2T", "image": "6783122"}
{"text": "最后还要我关灯是吗？", "question": null, "star": 141, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbno5inmbcj614019bwku02"}
{"text": "球赛到了关键时刻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj0421BBDRcnmTFYeMlswvJTggLp2etudDuMEs8UENkPZKv73bZ7gJY1CA"}
{"text": "底下藏了个忍者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhigwbz793j30ci0elmxy"}
{"text": "看到了吧，每天睡四个小时会严重影响脑部健康。 ", "question": "如何看待张朝阳直播称「女生学不好数理化：长得好看老被人看，没心思学」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "木偶", "question": "任天堂迷失方向了？马里奥新作品的标题是什么！", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4573699"}
{"text": "是不是瘦一点会更好呢？", "question": "按照规定人数来说，感觉有点生气的言论。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7263264"}
{"text": "丞相，马谡无罪啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "内容涉及版权问题较多，容易引发争议。", "question": "在动漫化时经常出现的吐槽情节。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6412181"}
{"text": "都臭了，救不了了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE5IyFuqKOJGbONfARhfwrIQvVqtudeBvnhLLG9iadwzqDUMLocFoTEbA"}
{"text": "热销中。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212241"}
{"text": "这个女人一边说着“问女生年龄可是很不礼貌的哦”，却又每年期待着别人祝她生日快乐。", "question": "请说自相矛盾的话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2210490"}
{"text": "I can't breath！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "印度首位宇航员起飞前照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxygdsxnvEsq0eqCxiaM6yP5y1uMEzapAxeef29zDo4zWqHKwAZOrFhuA"}
{"text": "每次开枪前都先说拜拜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsdamc3l53j30ci0eljvd"}
{"text": "当你朋友跟你说就吃一口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkhjndfbUIibV9MfNmUO3sfFkHUAscfnX4zseQoqcHx026jBicKCNibk0Rg"}
{"text": "人", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "钓出来很大一颗头", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "看上去防御力比反叛军士兵强。", "question": "请问你能告诉我星战里的帝国军的优点吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2529675"}
{"text": "这里好像有种塑料袋的气息呢...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7161266"}
{"text": "糟了蚂蚁君！下暴雨了哦！呸！呸！呸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h04ppbog0mj30ci0el78d"}
{"text": "最高气温：最高温度", "question": "最近不太想看到的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5353427"}
{"text": "男人用背部说话，女人用脖子说话。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6279706"}
{"text": "主要看在哪部电视剧了。如果是甄嬛传，魏璎珞确实有可能活不到最后。但如果是延禧攻略里。你要是看了延禧第一集，你就知道甄嬛连宫都进不了。第一集：选秀甄嬛： “ 嬛嬛一袅楚宫腰”乾隆： “你是在隐喻朕是昏君？”甄嬛被拖出去，终身不可参加选秀，父亲被拖累遭到贬职。", "question": "甄嬛遇上魏璎珞，谁更厉害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世界那么大，我想让你去看看。", "question": "如何委婉的辞退员工？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一见面如临大敌的女友爸打听年收入与生活的女友妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbfmma0f7oj30ci0el0yg"}
{"text": "到达西湖后我会人工降雨自标人叫许仙你们要向他借伞记住是借伞，别吃他！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJWeQ49y6pD757JKzcw9aeG8o8SdlxaBnNcV4DhheWUdVbhdOCPckk5Q"}
{"text": "无论煮还是烤，我都是西城。", "question": "请告诉我只有大阪府民才知道的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6926028"}
{"text": "深受重伤的武士用最后一口气说:请配吐槽语～", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "我从小就有一个外号叫“驼鹿”。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374593"}
{"text": "当然能了，一个嗝全吐了，什么酒都解了。", "question": "网传「酒后喝可乐能解酒」是真的吗，背后有什么科学原理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同学问我番号时同学问我数学题时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HwBnYADJot3H3XoJgribUqe5ttt7uRreHwEL1ZHODwmm9G9nZnLTq4wg"}
{"text": "「皇上这条约签了，咱大清可就成了半殖民地半封建社会了……」", "question": "有哪些像「我爷爷三岁那年被鬼子打死了 」这样无厘头的台词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "讨厌上某件事。", "question": "喜欢的东西。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7005235"}
{"text": "仿生摄像机当上了狼王就跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjzdp3cvKwrcdFUcNGjTibY6BXVdcXJUkR6unTdwVhibicxdlkFqfeiaBZjA"}
{"text": "虽然他说他讨厌红豆，但还是没有任何反应。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7116393"}
{"text": "如果是下勾拳的话那可能不是。", "question": "一个男生见了面就会打你，会是喜欢你吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "成功推理出自己才是潜入警局的那个卧底后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHrsCeRd02h9mM5AXFKkmujVp7flu2FStpHBkOmsb4IbCSk8gIicKn0Dw"}
{"text": "回来的时候鱼缸是空的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7241620"}
{"text": "国外也一样，Facebook，face 在 book 前面。", "question": "为什么国内总是有人说什么都看脸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再加一只就进化成国王史莱姆。", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "5394242"}
{"text": "对不起，我是个好人。", "question": "怎样拒绝女生的告白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "班主任是我同学，我舍不得他。", "question": "如何装逼地告诉别人自己准备复读？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "注意看……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "已经七月份了，我们的组织难道没有夏装吗？", "question": null, "star": 652, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl9lbyco67j611c153jyj02"}
{"text": "大号没带纸，只能风干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8QkhXK1ZZFWlkLATBiaNESsHSJjcFwfAONCdJgib0Q100bOMciaqdeaiapw"}
{"text": "wojuedezhegewentizhenshichunbaole,daodishinagetichulaide?!", "question": "如果废除汉字，用拼音代替当前汉字在日常生活中的全部应用会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我烦透了照顾你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7224319"}
{"text": "会议开了四个小时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5T5p1kU4I5JQZ2iaV0XPYUq52IhCogaCMFS7d1LKCDEgiaDrbibibOgPyRA"}
{"text": "痒痒痒，对，就这儿，爽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkrvrSCnOSHr6zxkQ8YnOmWRFiajyZMXbZgV3vzxnUy7LvbbibsibDoqovQ"}
{"text": "一层灭火成功纪念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IO5x6cs3TFuNRlEHicxtpLsWGvNUv8XVHMOICJae0sy3zUR12YzvicInKQ"}
{"text": "哎呀，好冷啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6329761"}
{"text": "我觉得大家不是特别爱女足。大家只是爱赢。", "question": "我们为什么爱女足?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "足汤的现场感真是令人叹为观止。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7340697"}
{"text": "啊！镜头拍到了非常珍稀的画面！一只罕见的野生骑士正在胆小地探头我们试试看能不能用摩托车把他引出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdqxw3fr52j30ci0elwfu"}
{"text": "我有一个学生叫小豆豆。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "穿越时空的物理学渣在牛顿没来得及思考之时将其击杀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8ef09YmIdJlfScpaHibPLC5NFpS5vVmYOWCgSshdTlr5nfe31GNtf3ag"}
{"text": "做仰卧起坐时身下突然出现了许多手", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "我知道口哨为什么能远远地听到。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4503116"}
{"text": "哎呀！这个傲慢的秃头家伙还不走呢！现在可是重要的客人要来，这个玩家该怎么办？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "621596"}
{"text": "火葬场门口收保护费。", "question": "如果你的超能力是可以随时随地让任何人笑，你会如何利用?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "急刹车请注意", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fx91to1bobj20f90e8t9d"}
{"text": "等等，让我加入他们吧！别欺负我啊~（泪）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3756572"}
{"text": "今天麻醉针用完了，先用这个代替一下吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7SzDmic9Q4qrUrqicyGydcoHpwK2XcUvjKs3NWp1YHdLVLJkQFaoJHMag"}
{"text": "在学校厕所偷看是常有的事情。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3409789"}
{"text": "写在刑法里的职业。", "question": "有什么职业入行时间短，薪资高?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们已经到达目的地附近，请结束语音导航。", "question": null, "star": 208, "type": "I2T", "image": "6463169"}
{"text": "我们致力于为病人创造一个舒适的环境！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680896"}
{"text": "腋下的护理做得完美无缺。", "question": null, "star": 78, "type": "I2T", "image": "6379926"}
{"text": "保险公司的宣传册太不谨慎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3vwer0lp9j30ci0elwgh"}
{"text": "耐艹。一个剧本改几十遍很正常，叫你几天写一个剧本也很正常。有一点艺术追求，但是没有过高的艺术追求，老板要求你让冷酷杀手说琼瑶台词时，要争辩，但是也要有能妥协的能力，能让角色尽量不那么琼瑶。随机应变，投资人突然想加的剧情，角色突然减少戏份，演员不想念这个台词，演员想多念点台词，你得能承受，还得能迅速把剧情的洞补上去，还得圆过去。清晰的表达能力和沟通能力，比如：“爷爷我求求你了，这不是个魔幻剧，你不能让他梦中通灵，你扣我工资吧，求你别这样要求。”写剧本的时候把剧本当亲儿子，交剧本的时候当它和自己没关系，观众对着那个被导演改成翔的剧本喷你时，要心如止水。共勉。", "question": "什么样的人适合当编剧？编剧应该有什么特质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下一步就是给那个女孩倒很多橄榄油……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3072714"}
{"text": "我丁丁的形状", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "总是因为接吻而消沉。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379400"}
{"text": "保质期", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "左手变成了人类的手", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "在天国也要快乐呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6El0B6CKZKfXtfcbPCaO45Pov537fhicMuXqmOD7Wly3uyWcKWRofglcHA"}
{"text": "这个煤气灶坏了小半边……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9lvi9c456j20ef0c8acc"}
{"text": "这是您刚弯腰从胸口掉出来的", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "导演，不是说镜中鬼的这个镜头是后期特效吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkZqicmnrWc8zZ1gVYyRp589OSfia48nC0IRQAfOXLMWveqkks9T7ficDAA"}
{"text": "您好加个钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6hs08e1qkj20mp0n9acd"}
{"text": "索隆到底跑哪去了", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "啾！啾！！！啾！！！咕嘟……咕嘟……真好喝~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmhqcdeeiyj30ci0eladb"}
{"text": "现在正是战胜困难的时候。", "question": "请编一个看起来很强的冷笑话。", "star": 188, "type": "T2T", "image": "5348197"}
{"text": "爸爸去山里扔猫结果猫开车回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggjwnpowwwj210l10lq8z"}
{"text": "在矶野的脑海中打棒球吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348900"}
{"text": "戴上口罩。", "question": "如何不动声色地提高自身颜值？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯？饭桌肿么这么高？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8pjuo53okj20g60e1gnb"}
{"text": "这是给你的！无纸化运动感谢信", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7ily3daa8j30ci0eln1i"}
{"text": "初一的时候刚学德语，老师叫我们给自己查一个德语名字。第二天别的小伙伴都叫「Paul」、「Vanessa」、「Tim」、「Daniel」之类的，就我叫做：「dekadenter Engel mit sechs Fluegeln」，翻译成中文叫做「六翼堕落天使」。我到现在都还记得快 60 岁的老奶奶教师看到这个时眼中闪过的深深不理解。妈的，这孩子是不是智障啊？", "question": "中二病太强是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个花椰菜是什么花椰菜？我非常在意的花椰菜（在意的花椰菜~）我甚至不知道它的名字是花椰菜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7267500"}
{"text": "要生活费这件事，你有自已独到的方法：爸爸，我知道事情真相啦。妈妈，我知道事情真相啦。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicN4Cclic27ia739KicOAlwjBODsS5OgJvvdPYgfpfcqIhUp5LgGXiba2526w"}
{"text": "穷B，我家里自己有厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHwqg3icoFazGhDYX5BMwXhpKemxNO8jw1lLvfY1mRm6YkB4YQuWm85VA"}
{"text": "外卖放门口就好了，我偷偷d……\n砰！你好美团外卖到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyUzNyGbp3AXmnTB6oy0gL5zRTqBibibsz4OOicQV6bLYLrxnqVSZJYW3eg"}
{"text": "观看节约粮食演讲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTdzMgtV7cDLMicvtEJVUS3PXiccUe1wY9vgH2MQtEt7q0nrwcWhlVEy7Q"}
{"text": "一见钟情，再见陌路。", "question": "感觉自己的容貌让自己活得不自在。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5244563"}
{"text": "和客户比手劲的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6bYumNmUjMEy5GNDSxJzKtkfcQ7kCNuEoKWlgYAw4aXdmGVYmnJRGDw"}
{"text": "上班族", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "你会说日语吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5826705"}
{"text": "就不能慢点坐吗？又把我弹飞了！", "question": null, "star": 165, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hasmqencjgj614015tah102"}
{"text": "因狼蛛剧毒去世", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gykd9qi43kj30ci0elwfb"}
{"text": "你的股沟形状是全社最合适的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "我非常认同你们公司的经营理念。", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "我们都进化完了就剩你了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "老师你还是扔黑板擦吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3m1gWs2nlTMs7icSGgibpPoXStWWhEgWrWnCKVibnffPtjewib6JJ02SGJA"}
{"text": "你先引导他去百度贴吧永动机吧先发一篇豪言壮语，接下来他就会忙着和别的永动机发明者撕逼，撕着撕着几年就这么安安乐乐的过去了……", "question": "我爸爸要制造永动机，我该怎样劝他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就穿得特别正式。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2820853"}
{"text": "刘哥，我告诉老师了，老师说，你不用去了，我去。", "question": "研究生准毕业生作为合伙人和导师一起创办 IT 公司，负责技术和几乎大部分公司事务，拿所在城市同学历最高工资以及 5% 股份，这个待遇合适吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也睡会儿吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3xg4072onj30ci0elwhm"}
{"text": "姐姐吧！", "question": "酸奶奶奶现在在想什么。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860109"}
{"text": "你知道压缩袋吗？那个。", "question": "向一个完全不了解宝可梦的人解释什么是精灵球。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792653"}
{"text": "新鲜海鲜自助餐的意思不是不一样吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361346"}
{"text": "活脱脱像个东大学生！", "question": "被人夸赞但完全不开心的客套话，请说一下。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6459779"}
{"text": "相亲碰到了下头男", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmichHHhiahOj5oNRP5UgKSphKQqjMjefOZcpRJpImmJxrwGwZLLl4Ek0Q"}
{"text": "作为奖励，来一顿毛蟹的全餐吧。", "question": "大雄在考试中得了100分时妈妈的反应。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7162848"}
{"text": "为何不多找几个男朋友，把他们用胶水粘起来。你要是有个多核男友，他跟你聊天的时候，说不定另一个线程在做绿化呢。多线程的难点就在于此了。亲爱的，我不是花心，只是多核。你要相信我啊", "question": "男朋友的大脑是单线程的怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃不了兜着走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoSlEcCq8zCZ9lNSmNIEicib8rIo75WojYmRXpm4JXV2lE4o7pKoO3jQpQ"}
{"text": "因为这是惊悚片，惊悚之夜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1162014"}
{"text": "在接待处被说：“欢迎光临！今天进了很新鲜的货哦！”", "question": "我不喜欢这样的水族馆。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1800923"}
{"text": "因为生日是9月1日所以比其他孩子都大", "question": null, "star": 408, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkl14p5r8j610a13fwn202"}
{"text": "这是什么？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2314426"}
{"text": "别叫我啾咪！", "question": null, "star": 70, "type": "I2T", "image": "4663503"}
{"text": "在我心中某个东西爆炸了，世界变得五彩斑斓起来。", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "屋里没人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gua88kpyfjj60ci0el77q02"}
{"text": "陌生的老婆粘着不放。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "1493138"}
{"text": "程序猿多数是野生动物，同学你这样去培训班会被训成萌宠的。", "question": "700 元 100 课时的计算机二级培训班教 C 语言，能学到真本领吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新冠核酸检测avi", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0hVQBQlRRia830ZRIMs8SpLibmbCvJcNNLRI869Pq9icK0sS9zpAMNLxxQ"}
{"text": "来，给皇军带个路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaSfRYO2Tk199CcCOsoo7h9nRjd122Sf1SXjqWtLia47UqNHFntZLSoIQ"}
{"text": "手里拿着在车里找到的长头发，坐等老公回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehdoym7ubmj20ay09ijs9"}
{"text": "癌症", "question": null, "star": 158, "type": "I2T", "image": "5349243"}
{"text": "无论怎么擦都擦不干净，我放弃了的瞬间。", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "纹身者专用浴池", "question": null, "star": 68, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "北斗七星", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "你说过不要下注的啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6203446"}
{"text": "咖喱", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861714"}
{"text": "在KTV里一直不放下手里的话筒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TibQwkLyM5eSxeAvXtCqhF4VEGZxYswR9JktzmbicIyPH2uh9kcGWXYSQ"}
{"text": "原来如此，有了上面的你和旁边的波平，就能成为完整体了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368003"}
{"text": "哇！好久不见啊！", "question": "在搭讪的第一句话中说出最令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7331097"}
{"text": "吃了舒芙蕾，就停不下来了的人！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5914934"}
{"text": "不倒翁别倒了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6727714"}
{"text": "他们说近视当不了兵？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9HtlG5juv1ZIANHzfKsQ8NplF6vC3H8MZMibcwl9Wt28ahcEdiaDDYclw"}
{"text": "嗯，我就是被查的那房。小时候，肺炎住院。大中午头，正要吃饭，一个医生领着一大堆学生过来了。教授问：这孩子，怎么才能好的更快点。学生一：把现在的 XX 药换成 XX 药……教授不满意：还有呢。学生二：注意饮食营养均衡 blablabla……教授很不满意：还有呢。还有？学生面面相觑，不知道该如何说起。教授长叹一声：要开心一点啊，快乐是最好的良药，一堆猪脑子……说着，教授朝我一扭头，做了个鬼脸。哈哈，当时小，真的笑了。从那以后，不管是生病还是倒霉，我都会对自己说：要开心一点呀，很快就会过去的。", "question": "教授查房时候，提问过你哪些深刻问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闻味道吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7042920"}
{"text": "桃子掉下来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5623431"}
{"text": "参加就有机会获得100万日元的旅行团", "question": "这个备受欢迎的旅游团叫什么名字？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3394776"}
{"text": "新衣服溅上酱油了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1ilaxq21uj20950bp3zp"}
{"text": "看完恐怖片后上厕所", "question": null, "star": 131, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt2j9mllhmj610t1d3afh02"}
{"text": "厕所下面的世界", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ech0m589qcj20ak09xgm6"}
{"text": "为了坚强的心。", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "在公司，有一天去厕所时看到坑前面有一堆瓜子壳……⊙﹏⊙", "question": "生活中有哪些让你事后细思恐极的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "语言那点破特性还能比产品狗变更需求复杂？", "question": "语言的复杂特性有没有把程序员逼疯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们11个人，你就给一个红包？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblXqzU1ibgr2dzSFOssBicU5J2UKIDibeaoPLlPO3BPBfladiaORg575xTffQ"}
{"text": "走，挤地铁去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R9GWs8bbrQaUhNWDACcAq7SpHw8Qx05TOiaFEV8hVKb64tjNQdTGoxcS4874aQvmHia9vUwa1C8LQw"}
{"text": "局长，卧底任务还要继续嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3m1AL1ia2U0PUyPcKKsGJoefSI3Xty7I8Cbru9PgabZFrPqgKAN9h2Fw"}
{"text": "我烤的面包像我家的沙发一样松软。他家的沙发：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmgDryywUn4BCtn1WnXcOULmO9RUpYZYwHp6SgE9wdQAWZdhydaiceuibmYREkMaF65d4GTmK2xiaUg"}
{"text": "没有被指责过。", "question": "请分享一些不太高级的吹牛话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6999639"}
{"text": "请问您为什么不继续拍摄摄《卖火柴的小女孩》了呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIUs3yVibZyZ5TPaVfqkibcvx9ZgtKm3tjTaDq6cgDIyRLv4dguaRa9h1g"}
{"text": "墙是骨架式设计。", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "我觉得最关键的问题不是怎么哄，而是你要坚持哄……", "question": "女朋友不开心的时候怎么哄？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拼团的，你超时了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20icQNjc8N5VeqgNzeiaAfulsS56EyXGmfCl9gFrxesuRw4cxe5jxv6G4Q"}
{"text": "这不是近藤春菜吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3415767"}
{"text": "这是明星看到的棱子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TickzibGj9nlStIiaMNM1OZiaLLnGeEo7U74KUZQIeX6lVgJiar68ZQDpkDv8eOXMgib5PficA9Fwd05R8w"}
{"text": "我完全不知道怎么使用，这让小猪好困扰。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6409032"}
{"text": "我帮你揉揉眼睛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TvSSC4XLNSft6icd99505Jib0icafwRf7x6CricDJFjk0yIMx5zOy4OKBAw"}
{"text": "哎呀，你是新人吗？你好啊，那件事吗？你为什么竖起中指？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419400"}
{"text": "别走啊，就剩你有球了，再打会儿吧兄弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8V9RE77V4MYRc38yCzIVlH1qyLH2dkpATxl6gSQWwRFmiaDAibUjFzN4A"}
{"text": "水虎转", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "还顺便帮你竞选上了课代表", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzukFnWj8vy2CbYTVtnqYmabIZdCHQlMHsYHCrRMpk1Apm4vjuJGpKIw"}
{"text": "你这种想法倒可以归为这个原因。", "question": "能否将抑郁症归于自身知识量不够，或者是不够理性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请病假的二人在游戏厅相遇了", "question": null, "star": 431, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr9jxl5w80j60z51av48702"}
{"text": "只有等一下的冰红茶，可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1724668"}
{"text": "来，做个抗原哈", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "喂，老头子，你还不回家吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2924382"}
{"text": "我帮助了一个正在困难中的老奶奶。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6746005"}
{"text": "“那是什么？”“好像是肯尼迪总统的脑壳!”", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "贫困的国家孩子们的笑脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkVia0aXym0H8NSjwk8OpQS3NZ2EicpdU2NlvZxYpffbahRXmMhtwAMWFg"}
{"text": "怎么还有灰？重新擦一遍！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3o3toi9xlj20m90sj0vi"}
{"text": "他是广东蟑螂吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "不知道正确答案绝对画不出来！", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "守护灵大概就是这种感觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987963"}
{"text": "即使到现在，那个原理还不清楚。", "question": "请您告诉我电梯的运作原理。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2013597"}
{"text": "吃了这本还想再要一本！", "question": "标题或名言中加入食字会更有趣，请试一试！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7381602"}
{"text": "有个四眼仔从悬崖上掉下去了快派救护车过去吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnxawo3oysj30ci0el0wy"}
{"text": "麻蛋，在把主人推下悬崖前忘记解开绳子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAgVg4ejNcia0wegnLjsd7J78zmRcQ2Osz5rdalxmpegvOpxMhx3DpGbA"}
{"text": "大一新进生军训，连长训话：「哪个不想训练的？！」我承认我走神了，傻逼般一声吼：「我！」然后所有人就一二一，一二一，边踏步边出发了……除了我……连长慢悠悠走过来：「有种……」后来我就成了被硬编进病号队。军训结束后那连长说他当时点了人数，编方阵正好多一人，懒得研究其他编法，看谁运气好就别训练了。酷……", "question": "你做过什么让你觉得很酷的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于找到起点线了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "光头", "question": "请用文字让我感到绝望。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793212"}
{"text": "客户说想要装修一个日系风格的玄关", "question": null, "star": 192, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "老师忘了布置作业但只剩30秒就放学了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyFz5HC7Ttfam3eJL4Mz6grd4AKqgV6icdDYS5bhA5bUcTOfExqBaewGw"}
{"text": "手机上多了个没见过的App", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hij4mnj3jcj30ci0eljuo"}
{"text": "嗨啾也是银牙小偷吗？...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381662"}
{"text": "我曾经把手机对折然后变成了翻盖手机。", "question": "请告诉我关于米斯特·时代落后者罗的传说篇章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548799"}
{"text": "去当初捡你的那个桥底下", "question": null, "star": 259, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvck061ujxj60uo14w0xx02"}
{"text": "唉，现在的年轻人啊，真不知道怎么处理跟木村拓哉的关系。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5883286"}
{"text": "没有什么失去的东西。", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "发朋友圈的图只 P 自己。", "question": "什么事让你发现这个人不能深交？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "甲方：我看这个柱子不错，再给我盘条龙吧。", "question": "如何激怒一位建筑师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "醒来发现枕在不认识的大叔腿上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHy6fSA5uUad7XbHQfHcfF4bcZ1bIgkEZibhxP93eQKNUeOk4BqthFPFQ"}
{"text": "孙悟空", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6767599"}
{"text": "肉是你啊？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5527851"}
{"text": "你的牙缝里夹了菜叶", "question": null, "star": 250, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "这是鸡肉堡套餐吧，您要喝点什么？", "question": "可能是大麦克吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5584072"}
{"text": "呃，我们为什么要爬高压线塔？", "question": "网上看见个视频，一男子爬高压线被电击致死，我想问一下这是为什么，如果我们碰到这种情况该如何自救？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乔治在猴子的家里。", "question": "给知名角色的名字加上一个字使其变得有趣。", "star": 31, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376167"}
{"text": "请吃煮熟的饭菜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6883221"}
{"text": "我姓区 ōu以前别人和我说 「请问是 qu 先生吗」我会跟他说「你好我姓 ōu，因为是多音字所以姓氏时候就读 ōu ，啊你不信的话可以查字典」现在我：「对」", "question": "拥有稀有姓氏是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是啊，毁了，估计考不了公务员了。", "question": "斯诺登以后的人生是不是毁了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "CM刚刚开始15秒！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1213214"}
{"text": "下班后在电梯遇到领导的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "先……先生！这个是拉门！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gutxkw96mlj60zs1bqakg02"}
{"text": "偷了十字架就跑出啦！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3428498"}
{"text": "作弊被抓后尽可能多拖一个人下水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxcnn0ilw5j30ci0elad6"}
{"text": "被袭击的是美女。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "福利时间", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvycu38wuqj20yi18swz8"}
{"text": "不需要口罩也不需要面罩的终极风格。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5354712"}
{"text": "从上面的楼上突然掉了下来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6254407"}
{"text": "被选中参演哈利·波特的电影。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7200619"}
{"text": "读书读到一半决定休息一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7yNSINQicv0eGYoeO6dQMtsPickAvkvnISFBOajMU5UIGhBaDxib6PHzEg"}
{"text": "矢部问：“冈村先生，您在哪里呢？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1546599"}
{"text": "还是带走伏笔？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6c2dcyw9aj20l10s1n0k"}
{"text": "都关空调啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5khmt354pj20m20qt77p"}
{"text": "朋友用的橡皮擦怎么看都像铅笔。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2670534"}
{"text": "给你看看肛肠科今天又发现了什么", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "据说可以参加二次会。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6090233"}
{"text": "X光片质量差。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7288177"}
{"text": "「送！我的单车！！！『送！我的汽车！！！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grvm7v4h8fj30ci0eldlo"}
{"text": "无论哪层楼都有狗在叫。", "question": "异声大楼里常有的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7035135"}
{"text": "你没事儿吧后脑勺都被打平了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzBLJRHoZeEYGNm2GbSiatxFVlBqWDUctLiaBZDWYy74zTtb2RzgQgFfvzbiaKcWMN9EB1h7icY1pibrw"}
{"text": "脱白/脱白", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guimm1nwfcj60ci0elmy102"}
{"text": "怪兽居然藏在这里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdSP3Jbw5ehdHE9LYTcPPVjxhPAHl3zDFaMfDO2pN139j3azA7gvGQ2Q"}
{"text": "蜘蛛", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "课本拿给你抄也上不了 600 分.....", "question": "文科上六百有多难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大概山洞里不透风，油烟难排？", "question": "为什么《西游记》唐僧总被提议蒸着吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "紫衫龙王当年在灵蛇岛对金毛狮王说：“谢三哥，我这辈子没说过谢字。。。。。。”", "question": "金庸小说里有哪些不易发现却很打动人的小细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "也每次出门都会把抽展拉手带走", "question": null, "star": 1641, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he3tq36rltj61401o0jzw02"}
{"text": "我转生成为二次元世界的人了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160482"}
{"text": "电风扇视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqs98bhl90j30ci0el42h"}
{"text": "一般婉转到男人能听懂的程度就叫：直说", "question": "怎样委婉的让男朋友平时给自己多打电话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸，你是陪我相亲的，别这样看人家了行不行？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRP57XEAdQ5yqUibhGOzYRYT3icSMoYC3a2GPI0fQbgYmKBqKpyTDKJbRuQ"}
{"text": "我被山口袭击了，感到很害怕。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3528708"}
{"text": "恶魔的召唤", "question": "你平时是怎么被称呼的呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6994307"}
{"text": "是妈教育得好，他比较尊重女性。说完大家都高兴，如果婆婆这时候还反驳就别顾及「情商高」了 ，这就是故意挤兑你，跟老公商量一下，可不可以接受婆媳只保持面子上的平和，可以的话就跟他妈妈保持距离，逢年过节看望下婆婆，不可以的话就跟他保持距离，逢年过节发短信问候下前夫。", "question": "婆婆对儿媳说：我儿子可真听你的话，怎么回才显得情商高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这支蜡烛燃尽的时候，我的头发恐怕也掉光了吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6557975"}
{"text": "高中时期异地恋，几个月才能见一次面……有次放假去看女朋友，烟雨迷蒙的天气……突然觉得这样的天气好适合分手哦……然后……就真的分手了……", "question": "关于阴雨天，你有什么难忘的回忆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想抱怨我的发型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967380"}
{"text": "翻页旧相册，嘟囔着“照片好少哦”。", "question": "稍微改动一下曲子的歌词。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792884"}
{"text": "梦见在猫咪咖啡馆从早工作到晚后惊醒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gys4ghfkvsj30ci0eln01"}
{"text": "我选择醒来", "question": "如果刘昊然和白敬亭同时追你，你会选哪一个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真话的进化。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6117293"}
{"text": "大雄因为傻所以猜拳会一直持续下去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828218"}
{"text": "让我来告诉你，我大 A 股，一年赚五倍的如过江之鲫，五年能赚一倍的就凤毛麟角了", "question": "一个职业做股票混得还可以的人一般年收益率是多少？100%？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不可思议", "question": "以“一”开头并以“一”结尾的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2301057"}
{"text": "憋了两小时的那泡尿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g9w4du5p5ej20u00u0787"}
{"text": "座位太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbjsPXs6QMVk7RCcnlhH7EHV4kvEF8DSpkvRYup8TL8h5sibLhvKProa5w"}
{"text": "远处的有人吃了哈巴内洛辣椒。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3487762"}
{"text": "假装上班去公园吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5zfzzi3l6j30ci0el0wx"}
{"text": "穿越到第几部啊？看题主提到了投降这个词，起码是第四部或以后吧第四部“在场的谁愿意杀死哈利来表示忠心”哈利卒第五部“马尔福别他妈管什么预言球，不惜一切代价让哈利死在魔法部”哈利卒第六部我亲自埋伏在山洞里，一波绕后完成双杀第七部说出来你可能不信如果伏地魔在第七部失忆了一整年，刚醒过来去打霍尔沃茨，就把哈利打死了为了老魔杖花费了一整年的时间和精力，最后反而为哈利做了嫁衣就像老邓说的死亡圣器充满着诱惑和危险是绝望之人的梦想却永不实现", "question": "如果穿越成伏地魔该怎么让自己活下来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那家伙是叫警察的烟，是我常用的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7126933"}
{"text": "米奇，停下来！", "question": null, "star": 96, "type": "I2T", "image": "5817200"}
{"text": "老公？你不是在加班吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyoUUGak56tH8XsAic44Lia2BuuJfrGictqcbjcjHgprO09icg3yUc5tb7fQ"}
{"text": "房东不让我煮螺蛳粉吃。", "question": "哪个瞬间让你特别希望拥有自己的房子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，我忘了还DVD了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "MySQL 这款产品名称中的「My」：一直以为 MySQL 的产品名字是以用户视角加了个「My」，意思是说「我的 SQL」。没想到真的想多了。这个「My」跟你跟我都没有一毛钱关系，人家是创始人 Michael (Monty) Widenius 的闺女 My Widenius.居然有父母给自己孩子取名叫「My」也算是没 Sei2 了！想象一下邻居家的闺女叫「王我的」，出了国叫「我的个王」，那得是有多大控制欲的爹妈啊！", "question": "你知道的最冷的冷知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在同学聚会上，一个我不认识的朋友过来搭话，我先把情绪调到最高来应对。", "question": null, "star": 662, "type": "I2T", "image": "170611"}
{"text": "最后的KTV", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xeyAwODUZIStTqibHq7BYFzictQibLiaxPI1sic9ZQt2a077QVyJiaGeo32IQ"}
{"text": "我一般都当浴球打泡沫用。。。。", "question": "私处毛发清洁，该用洗发露还是沐浴露？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当年出差德国，开会时每人发了一瓶苏打水，感觉很好喝。晚上还想喝，和同事去超市，不懂德语啊，在货架上找了瓶差不多样子的。回到住处，两人迫不及待，倒杯子里就喝………我 cao!啥怪味?!上网查包装上的德文，「奎宁水」！不舍得扔，两欧呢。俩傻逼互相监督着一人一口喝光了……", "question": "在国外旅行时，你因语言不通而点过最黑暗的一道料理是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周日周一好开心！", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "两个刚刚放学的公交车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibHvQBo7dibpzkRujHWULueT6P95N4Qmt1C0pgCz9jdkBLDtR4VI9GD1g"}
{"text": "因为，奶茶也没有过时。", "question": "为什么周杰伦的歌已经过了 20 多年了，他的作曲还没有过时？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "匿名回答，太丢人了。我被抓了，也不知道当时怎么想的，看见交警查车就提前把车停了开车门开始跑，四五个交警跑过来追，被抓到后防爆喷雾和一顿拳头照顾，完了还被带个手铐，扭送过去吹酒驾。但我没喝酒，又查身份证，应该是查是否有犯罪，核查完毕，警察一脸懵逼的问我，你跑啥？我说我没遇到过，害怕，脑子一懵就开始跑。另一个警察逗笑了，临检，你没事配合就行了，一跑还以为你是逃犯呢。最后我顶着淤青的脸开车回家了。", "question": "假如路口交警临时让车靠边，车主一脚油门跑了会有什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "常在远足巴士上听到的人说：“啊，那地方是我家呢！啊，我想回家了！”", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "让我们一起跳起来，不管结果如何（独唱）。", "question": "把曲子组合起来，弄出一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "1880579"}
{"text": "利路修。", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "恭喜你成年了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6453709"}
{"text": "真正纯洁的异性友谊，我们从来不会想要不要试着躺在一张床上。谢谢。", "question": "男友有一个「男女之间真正纯洁得能睡一张床不动邪念的友谊」的女性朋友，是劈腿吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抓拍小猫咪时误开了前置摄像头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl9rrwrxwgj30ci0elq93"}
{"text": "这是谁啊！是谁，是谁？", "question": "击败诈骗的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4119478"}
{"text": "我想不起自己是什么样的人了。", "question": null, "star": 836, "type": "I2T", "image": "1224013"}
{"text": "什么？不是挖井？咱们图纸看反了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6O7VSeyju0egpojun5JQF044kHBCfDa3zCCKLZL8HWBF6X63b3kg5RyQ"}
{"text": "快按下esc键！没有你，我连全屏的解除都不会啊！求你了，回来吧！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "498426"}
{"text": "回想起来，刚才的户检是我第一次摸女孩子诶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGAFnexuK2G9Ojm1bLIFNHnqsp7XnvBGHB8TCvOS2WzNup6xcOqY8iaPwEa5icsduyeBIuvaJ8ss9w"}
{"text": "四驱车飞出跑道了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcsn3gl4mvj30ci0elad7"}
{"text": "美团外卖来的太慢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNuGsMbktNM2HQN0q6VTebicEEEsafsib17j8fzrjSzn1EMIFXBtMZFKCmPLd4Is5oWWCwibOx06J8Q"}
{"text": "蜗牛加盐，想救它的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6663630"}
{"text": "大桃子", "question": "在旋转寿司店，我不希望这个转到我这里来。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "3374345"}
{"text": "我们重要的心灵朋友。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6575407"}
{"text": "无论遗弃在山上多少遍都观光后带土特产回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgjrd9ot2ej30ci0eln23"}
{"text": "哎呀，电源好像不通了。你看，眼镜和遥控器都在这里呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1927344"}
{"text": "几周后的热搜：吉娜产后身材。几个月后的热搜：郎朗吉娜儿子音乐天赋。几年后的热搜：郎朗吉娜儿子口音。", "question": "1 月 28 日郎朗吉娜发文宣布生子，你有什么想说的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是谁的车花了多少钱不许王太太坐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIly1fl65fan3s4j31kw0ov76k"}
{"text": "火焰球比库巴的火燃烧得更旺。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7188132"}
{"text": "不好意思我們要的是女經理不是女裝經理", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "老破东西酷爱把洗面池的下水软管从下水道里掏出来，每次都要彻底掏出来为止。一不注意就放一地水。更可气的是他发现我如厕时打不到他，所以平时只是进厕所巡视下领地，发现我在如厕，立即钻到洗面池下边掏管子。现在他一掏管子，我就一瓢水泼过去。结果他还茫然的把脑袋支出来，一脸「怎么会有元素攻击」的表情……", "question": "你什么时候最想揍家里的喵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「又是马里奥吗？」「对，路易吉好像也掉下去了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8qinetd4rj30ci0elwii"}
{"text": "会计首先弄死你", "question": "每天发工资相比于每月发工资是否更公平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的地鼠反应有点迟钝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJtPfwc5ZQIIVdPb0HwmdhedoxONOg3tIWC4C2uaFQicAtGbznianX34kQ"}
{"text": "JOJO立大赛总决赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glywrf1orzj30ci0eln6h"}
{"text": "假的，我一个高中三千个人，没有见到一个老年人。", "question": "中国人口老龄化真的严重吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们开始整理裤子的卷边，全体队员团结一致地把它藏起来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6936872"}
{"text": "当你妈打完你问你知道错了没", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suopN4qAGcLItm1SicGpcXicKib4CglkXU3NBlPDicPV0wWLh6AMxKGia7N0JA"}
{"text": "盲人驾驶员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gBJhupFsN4w3Q79tBIMDn4wefBbiajZaV5OCw0QID5ibfLKCRMDYPUe4w"}
{"text": "你是不是姓『安』，而且很喜欢喝酸奶……", "question": "给孩子取名沐兮很傻吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "选择困难症的人搭车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHxH0AFu2LdvuvcqVjbXUOfTxSDyQLVbxb9rBUgGdJFl8EnfCScibMIEw"}
{"text": "卡门", "question": null, "star": 127, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "掉地上还没超过三秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6j5p6qIZkNEFMb865ZTiaeHRkDV5gSjOib9pMgZhnbbwb5nZficFrcWVKQ"}
{"text": "我们搞优化的都知道，就算每维要求都不高，维太多了也是找不到最大值的。", "question": "女生说的「要求不高」是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "误会了！我就是闻闻！不是痴汉！", "question": null, "star": 485, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gotkzfht3vj613b1gf7c202"}
{"text": "真的、真的、真的、真的要确认一下是不是狮子。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "3个小时没找到厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYvkVxlPuNxYXF3Pmzt9fSoa3k96jqsib1CsxcSDxANjk96ibMuS6Q37lw"}
{"text": "谢谢你今天喂食我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7346677"}
{"text": "虽然我很想去，但不是这样的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290561"}
{"text": "真的宅急送。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "那个家伙来了（哇！）", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2659872"}
{"text": "王后雄。下辈子也忘不掉。", "question": "你有一个永远都忘不掉的名字吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "包装袋被撕开的瞬间（薯片视角）", "question": null, "star": 524, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdmki2xlrlj6140195gv602"}
{"text": "早期百度网盘员工在捏紧网线限制网速", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrExgRgtBboYElUr1xKoD5Y1doeYQ90AQb50HXErJSY4ws02hDcKXjwIg"}
{"text": "正在栽培大柠檬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp6euxgrunj30ci0el77k"}
{"text": "刚才还在吃的面包突然不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1t5m05bohj30ci0elq3v"}
{"text": "白羊亮星不多，面积不大。金牛有昴星团可以看，还有毕宿五这样的亮星，V 字型很容易看到。双子有两个亮星，方块的样子容易识别。巨蟹亮星不多。狮子三角形和大问号特别容易识别，轩辕十四是很亮的星。处女不好看，不容易找，不过顺着狮子就能找到了。天秤同上。天蝎的心宿二就是大火，很亮很红。射手不容易看。摩羯同上。水瓶同上。双鱼同上。", "question": "如何概括 12 星座最大特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这大概是他的最后一招吧，谁也不会这么想。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1371551"}
{"text": "啊！是乌鸦啊！", "question": "你...竟然打断别人说话还说个不停？你说什么了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7274027"}
{"text": "刚才我还想去厕所。", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "超市试吃区的老熟人来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7683wonkuj30ci0eljse"}
{"text": "把开发、美工、产品、人资辞退，请一个煮面的师傅和一个炸酱的师傅。", "question": "假如你带领一个开发、一个美工、一个产品、一个人资去开一家老北京炸酱面，你会如何各尽其能地让生意越来越红火？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友的狗精通假动作，男主人打它头，等女主人回家，一瘸一拐表示被打残了。", "question": "狗的智力能高到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次被人无视都怀疑自己是不是死人，把了脉才放心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euagmb4g0dj20ax0ccq55"}
{"text": "可爱的羊巴鲁", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "哼", "question": "看到像马车马一样行动的人，马车马的想法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7085470"}
{"text": "完形填空。", "question": "有没有什么短篇言情小说把你虐哭了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数学老师：以后你们在微信上想问什么就问，不要老是在吗在吗的，不出意外，我这几十年内还是在的。", "question": "在微信上被问「在吗」，该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个混蛋犀牛，去哪儿了……！？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7087776"}
{"text": "卤香VS盐焗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMmSxjerKupjWGomHvKsG5xfYicZeibeBicwhH1nv5SrKE3Z5MZ18LKElCA"}
{"text": "两只宠物好上了，主人毫无办法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzKnhsXgGE7hTb8HqQpNYPmqdPE5WAEUaOkHtFPxib6Zibfx07ztcyiax5Q"}
{"text": "建议公民出生自动分配手机号，手机号=姓名=身份证号=学号=游戏 ID =知乎昵称= QQ 号=车牌号=……（请补充）然后坊间就流传着这样一些习俗：1. 手机尾号相同的两人不能结婚；2. 新生儿要占卜手机号以预测吉凶；3. 显贵子女手机号为短号，橙色显示；4. 日本女人嫁给男人后，手机号前 8 位自动替换为男方手机号前八位。为避免亲属混淆，应立刻用手机群发短信给好友；5. 对长辈要尊敬，不能直呼完整的手机号，要用科学计数法称呼；6. 闺蜜间为表示亲密无间，只取手机号中间四位称呼；7. 结婚前要求男方有车有房，且贷款给子女手机上靓号，教育从娃娃抓起。", "question": "为什么中国不禁止人名重复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你家的加湿器好丑啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ex6j1f020vj20bf09j3zi"}
{"text": "公务员是个除了本人其他人都满意的职业。（其他人包括：父母，亲戚朋友，相亲对象，对象父母，对象亲戚朋友，路人甲乙丙丁……）", "question": "公务员真的那么好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "温柔就是你用筷子夹豆腐时的那种感觉", "question": "温柔是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然准备好了，但是不知道去哪里好。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6498893"}
{"text": "妹妹生病了，我在想我能做些什么，所以...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1957819"}
{"text": "祈祷用的是阿门，追着海苔跑的就是拉面。", "question": "阿门和拉面有什么区别？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6745802"}
{"text": "我旁边的普京大帝真逼真啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCkiaMxmseLCru8xuAwhNEMJOZtEh5H5OOmBiajF0dOF18INKbCdkRMfoWa1f7U9cRa2JenewXk2Q"}
{"text": "Am I a hot dog?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdp2DGY3Bichwdwz7lia9YZp0iaHJp0QzOY10dok1JWFfZJnQzP6Esl9GtJA"}
{"text": "在约会软件上遇到的对方好像很生气。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7009008"}
{"text": "我的葬礼吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162114"}
{"text": "把人气可能比蒂皮更高的角色去掉怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2376443"}
{"text": "顾客，您好像还有两颗没有结账的葡萄柚。", "question": null, "star": 517, "type": "I2T", "image": "7101727"}
{"text": "shut up.", "question": "把曲名用字母表中的七个字母拼出来，会很有趣，试试看吧。", "star": 1205, "type": "T2T", "image": "7341932"}
{"text": "黑暗的金币·宫本武藏", "question": "请说点像风之谷的娜乌西卡那样的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3034139"}
{"text": "吃饭。", "question": "圆滚滚的玉米的新用途。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5950879"}
{"text": "会议口译结束和外商吃饭……随手帮人把包放在窗台了……结果吃饭的地是旋转餐厅好么！！吃完的时候我们的包已经飘过了好多饭桌～～（其实就是窗台和外墙一体所以不动，我们吃饭的大厅是内轴一直在转）当时汗都下来了 -_-||", "question": "你在做陪同口译时有什么搞笑、离奇的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奶水特别多。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368235"}
{"text": "食材保证~", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3392128"}
{"text": "哎呀，不会吧……龙酱。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6563610"}
{"text": "第一次看到老妈的素颜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ftapmns7j30ci0el0wj"}
{"text": "我想在睡觉前在我的额头上写个×的冲动驱使着我。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2378988"}
{"text": "（两只小熊）", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855486"}
{"text": "露屁屁……举报……啊……比我可爱……举报.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he6bz0bt2rj30ci0elta1"}
{"text": "巧克力味儿的场地唤真的嘛，我也尝尝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4V7XZ5OvicTadIImK75icNR0eb2iamS1h80dzEHMBzyiaWMA5Vh9AeibclSdQ"}
{"text": "被敌方五人抓单的猪妹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWpbdtGtiacuwJuUMich61HhLD4lqNcrttmiatzrAyYQyrbGc8rbl9k19DA"}
{"text": "你会先脱发哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜", "question": "你是选择先脱单还是先脱贫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以为打倒BOSS时进入了最终BOSS战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h642wtlnzrj30ci0elgpq"}
{"text": "好像咕咕没有脱离抚养。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5413798"}
{"text": "你们的娃娃为什么是自动充气的？我现在在路上很尴尬你们知道吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZ4V4ibfO6TCjWKz7hdgZuxxwNSIqUhuMAPEybMeSc0X6rwG0ibcFLbNdQ"}
{"text": "加油！丸子，今天一定要把鲨鱼找回来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4905960"}
{"text": "不是洗脚？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "这个箱子最棒了，谢谢主人的礼物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZOJ6uYg05ubW8J249u5rLUys6xyQWVB5WJxNf8bdox7akwOHY97IjjA"}
{"text": "已经使用的拍卖品", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "也许我下次会来你的城市吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7031442"}
{"text": "提前到就业单位考察", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868ku5EvrcDqhagrX450Y5sYsZNA7nbcWE8jcMUzvn6WFmt4FohFQPfAg"}
{"text": "再装睡看我把你吗扬了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pq0K74TPQicN6RvfsUY8dkCLmDmjs1svBZ8bd7FaAe0t2cQk4IPk9kPQ"}
{"text": "医生：你踏马怎么让我做手术(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)", "question": "睡着就会隐身的技能有什么用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你回家养猪，也不一定能像同学一样年入 100 万的。别高估自己了", "question": "年赚 100 万回老家养猪和年薪 10 万在北京做白领，我该选择哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "应该循序渐进，可以先试试长杨坤的《那一天》或者XX歌手的《那一夜》。", "question": "如何唱好胡夏的《那些年》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嫂嫂，我刚吃了头孢。", "question": "潘金莲说「你若有心，吃我这半盏儿残酒」后，武松如何让潘金莲知难而退而又不至于闹僵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你当不了海贼王。", "question": "如果千鸟路在海贼王的世界里会出现，他可能会说什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937417"}
{"text": "看上面看上面！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu4u7j1x55j20c80c8ab1"}
{"text": "开演唱会啊！和粉丝打招呼啊！给乐队打招呼啊！调试音响话筒啊！调整摄像机位啊！邀请嘉宾登台啊！", "question": "男生洗澡很久不出来会在干嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学校给厕所安声控灯，30 秒灭一次，边拉屎边给自己鼓掌？", "question": "你见过最不人性化的设计是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想给平淡无奇的笑话点个赞，表露温柔的心情。", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "室友保持这个姿势三天了，我要不要叫她起床上课？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRavXc95TKcocK9kjIMLD5n17LTZeodCm46icvVduNEwQXXn0xicQZB8ww"}
{"text": "装睡偷瞄老奶奶胸部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo3bicfnmzj20aq0bigng"}
{"text": "他不是在笑，而是在逗我们笑呢！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448440"}
{"text": "在大家的心中。", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "再见！保重！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9modvopbzj20fp0e3t9k"}
{"text": "苏宁易购", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "她是我的妻子。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7224697"}
{"text": "脚很漂亮。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285843"}
{"text": "那条鱼有那么大", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "凌晨四点犯傻的时间。", "question": "两个人的笑话不有趣，而且还没有展开，这是谁的笑话？", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "7312599"}
{"text": "在那个房间里制作玩具总动员的绿军队长。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4485635"}
{"text": "对布布 cushion 的反应过度了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7187676"}
{"text": "有什么内幕消息吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4946741"}
{"text": "哎呀，颗粒太大了！ 老妈用调侃的语气说，但她的手因为过度操劳已经在做家务时变成了两栖动物。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1461930"}
{"text": "把它交给老天爷处理吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6529499"}
{"text": "在一次AAA逮捕行动中落网了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4347972"}
{"text": "动作最后还是没记住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetN2fk2uNcaCwspcqs5SgzjdNMoTZ9GLIdmIW1Pu3myMoOoeGDiaFAF7AQ"}
{"text": "失去右臂的残疾人运动员和他的女友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJhpPUEFibIoo5wnWXGeDDb1lGq3stdrxV7KxI5zbFFmvbJ6IatTmDZBw"}
{"text": "你告诉他，这轨我先出为敬。", "question": "男朋友跟我说以后他会出轨，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然我说要玩安邦Jenga，但专业的朋友却突然瞄准了危险的地方。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3385234"}
{"text": "奥巴马对导弹的射程感到惊讶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3057033"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者们", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "因为很多蛇都无毒。", "question": "隔了一夜的茶比蛇还毒吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为这个世界很有意思，希望你也有机会喜欢。", "question": "如何回答孩子「你为什么把我生下来」的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近帮派不景气，这个酒厂的赞助商别得罪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITkdQL6O683lFkKPUUbKDQDFsicgGVktjEVoVsTDU22ajdRcSuSIzC3Bw"}
{"text": "咱们裸猫", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "你知道我在说什么吗？能不能别再按了？真的很疼。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380392"}
{"text": "起床。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7278481"}
{"text": "绝对不会给你买那个东西！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaaVQXCqCxOM6csDRgI9k9Uc1UP5kNJLBd2aDkwXyErCpeIUHaibeFRG4w"}
{"text": "我小时候第一次回姥姥家，在山东农村。当时在姥姥家后山上发现很多黑色的小圆圈，我特别开心，以为是花结的果实。兴高采烈、小心翼翼的捡了一下午。还放在嘴里咬了一口。后来姥姥告诉我，那是羊屎蛋子。", "question": "你有什么从未说出口的秘密可以分享？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "问卷调查的铅笔很大。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6977445"}
{"text": "老板：跟着我，有肉吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H8hvEplx6Tn1F9eGXkiakDhLqOtXrtv7RZiaSOXcoMKt8PgfRf113lB3g"}
{"text": "当你一次性收到两个月的工资时", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "无论到哪儿都踩到海胆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3sulne7rej30ci0elgn5"}
{"text": "动画特效在读。和家长看《老炮》，高潮有一幕是主角骑着自行车在马路上追一只鸵鸟。我是那种只要在状态看喜羊羊都能哭成狗的人。于是，我哽咽着对我妈说，这鸵鸟，假的，后期上去的。", "question": "你在生活中犯过哪些职业病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "部长的训话在干杯前特别长。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384613"}
{"text": "治疗水虫可以缓解痛风！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6934586"}
{"text": "看到倒在地上的人都会想要立刻上前帮忙的龙珠过度一代。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6841800"}
{"text": "当你意识到你在呼吸的时候，这时候自动挡变成手动挡了，嚓，好难受啊！", "question": "人体有什么冷知识吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喝多了...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "316032"}
{"text": "自发电还是他发电？", "question": "请告诉我有女友和没有女友的人之间决定性的区别。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3959914"}
{"text": "食堂的筷子塞得太紧不好拿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqfvkw3aksj20ba08k40b"}
{"text": "顽固的污渍从洗涤剂中逃脱。", "question": null, "star": 2188, "type": "I2T", "image": "3399611"}
{"text": "后悔干嘛要改成自助餐啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7059947"}
{"text": "当年，姨妈主刀，小舅给我打麻醉，表姐跟同学作为实习护士在旁边调戏我的场景还历历在目，诶呀。", "question": "割包皮遇上女护士或者女医生是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到女儿打开了“学习资料”文件夹，幸好真的是学习资料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpPicvsLw9UlJI2NxWpvjbLCICuxjg4HsxdCibKDTiaRohbNSFbvQ5UXiayA"}
{"text": "1 变成文章作者2 变成定理后面括号里的人（有贡献者）3 变成单独的定理名4 变成理论和定义的名字，变成形容词5 变成小写，而且有加各种后缀变成动词副词等各种用法6 几百年后你还在折磨大学生，而前端会议中也常常见到你的名字，甚至别人新发现的概念理论等还用你的名字命名", "question": "智商的巅峰认证是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "直到妻子出门看不见为止，把DS藏在腋下。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1219946"}
{"text": "散步不在于数量，而在于质量。", "question": null, "star": 182, "type": "I2T", "image": "3587485"}
{"text": "一想起和田馒头的脸，这家伙就会立刻出现。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6895147"}
{"text": "去泰国玩的时候被人问我是不是人妖，还出了一个特别低的价钱。", "question": "长得丑是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我点的高级寿司，但里面的内容完全不一样啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3888033"}
{"text": "大哥，我给你带食儿来了，慢点吃", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "说「有空就去的朋友真来做客了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh8lf2wr0jj30ci0elwg1"}
{"text": "犯人在柯南推理前自首了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gllagu126tj30ci0elgnt"}
{"text": "不开刀治痔疮都TM是骗人的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm148drfkj20ft0e6wh5"}
{"text": "如果煲汤的时候嫌大块的鸡鸭牛羊猪肉肥，可以焯水过后，拿少量油煸炒一下，炒出香味以后，再加水炖，这样做煲出来的汤不仅不会有浮沫，也不会很油腻，相反还会有一种特殊的香味。快告诉你那煲汤煲不好的，不成器的母亲吧，这是一个来自于一个科研做不好的，24 岁单身理学男博士多年烹饪的经验……绝对好用……或许你也可以让你母亲来替我读书，我去你家给你们做饭。", "question": "有哪些事让你觉得「学到了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如何不用牙签快速取出塞在牙齿里的青葱？", "question": "请考虑奥运会的新项目。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3185666"}
{"text": "干杯，水藻怪", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "黄。虽然很可爱，但是黄。虽然有其他颜色，但主要是黄。", "question": "一个男生管你叫皮卡丘是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拆快递箱时女生的威力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibBI8YyC7XqW6I60iacu5G9rQbpZemjtn9QTzhKs8ANLhKxFBUUd6llKg"}
{"text": "魂斗罗3D四人模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VD9ov1J6vXpCOia0lk3KPHxIHOguH2ESP5Ur4qLPYBicb71SsrkkNzplw"}
{"text": "自动门没开就撞了上去假装无事发生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grrcl42bccj30ci0eltdj"}
{"text": "怀着纯洁的心，却因为强烈的愤怒而觉醒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2499946"}
{"text": "山东人天生有一种喝酒思维。。。我女儿才两个月，我在半梦半醒见听到老公夜里起来迷迷糊糊拿着奶壶喂奶竟然跟一个小婴儿劝奶。。。“平时喝 100 没问题，今天才喝 60 就辞壶了，今天喝的不实在，这壶底给你留着，一会儿接着喝”。", "question": "山东人喝酒厉害在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蓬松玉米正式被认定为时尚。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3092971"}
{"text": "我们互相都有倒刺。", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "走进这家女仆咖啡厅感觉有些不一样。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070937"}
{"text": "反过来说，这就是这样的树啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "473598"}
{"text": "这是日语的片假名，正确的罗马音应该是 dougeza 。对应的中文意思是 对不起 或者 抱歉。", "question": "我觉得。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061733"}
{"text": "找出木杉瑟去~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt2o7tgmt3j30ci0elgow"}
{"text": "今天也牵着扫地机器人出门了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbjfzy8blaj30ci0elwil"}
{"text": "比起动漫皮卡丘，它要大很多倍。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5175357"}
{"text": "就点这个大号的吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f90kscow37j20ez0e60u4"}
{"text": "考虑分手的第三天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6948699"}
{"text": "群马县警方正在招募女警官。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1701232"}
{"text": "轻狗水上漂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icFyd5rvuFo1Pia67vQOGPIoo5lFaz0ia1whxbiaIvp6MSyMuPib9W0tKQDQ"}
{"text": "群聊时还沉浸在上一个话题的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8cDxN8mibkpdWNhicqtPkCicRe3bm0kjdjQhnzxNzyIctY2SMfxeupnuzA"}
{"text": "这个名字很好，不管中文还是英文都可以被搜索引擎滤掉。展现了世界第一的运营商朴实低调、人畜无害的一面～", "question": "从品牌辨识度、图形独特性和美感角度，如何评价中国移动新品牌「And 和」的名称及其 logo 设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你打出了一张中后又摸了一张，前面那张", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNeQIPibR7licXhOfAulXDPBjwM9novNY8w7ibJGrtqb5btCSIhdt3axpfw"}
{"text": "海豚追逐成为午餐的小鱼（拟人化）。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5749256"}
{"text": "你说的是外卖小哥吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNPzPhic4LvC87J4eq43AV87VPnGWI3Vg8CgCiabdbEbWsXq5wW8PkrmVw"}
{"text": "等身大全身雕像", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7262612"}
{"text": "智能马桶最没用的功能是？在线匹配对战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HBqox7mcaJtbd5icXvRcHJbCZAOE9ASaLK7q77rjpZRq5jiaOeiavic4qLA"}
{"text": "肉吃起来有点柴。", "question": null, "star": 925, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "野外生存咬不开压缩饼干的包装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJjRZUVmrR59uRiakHUa4zqXnXsT2mOyJ7Epos21mFjw3nAeic6bgdMBLA"}
{"text": "好消息：抢到了去美国东部的船票\n坏消息：同船有6万人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOP37fZ6x0kA8yZWJo6uc9U9pjTocny1hq6RbF2vXqTuV0PCH6J22t2Eg"}
{"text": "我上就是了不要再推啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MPfs75dWn5ibXq0aGTwc4iauCxhuYSU9IJf2n6dd1WQNia1Fnibq4HVy00g"}
{"text": "我要在周五发动袭击，东边的家伙跟上我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370595"}
{"text": "喂！六星珠！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc49g4oa07j30ci0elgqt"}
{"text": "不好意思，我不太知道这是什么。", "question": null, "star": 110, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230365"}
{"text": "当老师问谁帮我去拿一盒粉笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPh9iaZhNqUMZ7BPZ7Y9h528O07St0BHjYPxXRuTepicmcjC996KkHfakg"}
{"text": "题主第一句话就错了，人人不仇视潜规则，人人只仇视此时对自己不利的潜规则。", "question": "人人都反感潜规则，但是人人都遵守，很少有人站出来反对（或私下反对），这种现象的原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么就你一个人是爬行动物？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1371536"}
{"text": "土下座（低头）", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "5889039"}
{"text": "上帝把我们的神父还回来了！一所以谁去修一下屋顶？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHfuuiasCX5xkal3XaejVBcNMI5uVf0DBS3kgIialqnibib74jgLP4llwbkg"}
{"text": "这是哪家的Nitori？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6344131"}
{"text": "加油，从今天开始竞争。", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "操盘手：冈村隆史", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3102454"}
{"text": "互相过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GYjNjMV73PHh6sa4cabkzpGSdqpIqjkrwmDiaS4XrWTL6Q9iaEW2YW8ZcYXVqnATxQ2wgRI0U6zjIQ"}
{"text": "女朋友：洗澡的时候可以带喜欢的玩具进去哦", "question": null, "star": 316, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "不教胡马度阴山", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkQ9G3L2oXtEOqKeIk9rURj93CRIwrsAluLL3GUFbvNTCLPIib8O5sia7Q"}
{"text": "能意识到自己的平庸。本身就是读书的价值。", "question": "读了很多书，现在自己平庸，却为什么还要叫孩子多读书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到对象洗完澡卸妆后...", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "马太快了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9EVdjOfWHfxDKyUO2ck0os5KrKam616iaH91mr9MibnwI13TbS41JWwUdA"}
{"text": "当他拼着自己早已养成的寡言少语的习惯去死命的跟你套近乎的时候", "question": "怎么看出 IT 男喜欢一个女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次带女朋友回家见亲戚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4ABOyQmU5wpBibkwStgtGh3gtkibwaZ8bOiaYlH7pNoUTd9r5iavjiaHZY0Q"}
{"text": "第25天连续工作。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311579"}
{"text": "眼看要开了但只有一个隔间完全打不开。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6483922"}
{"text": "我们会执行。", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "系上安全带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfd1ead8yyj30ci0elq6w"}
{"text": "头痛去打针护士帮忙举着吊瓶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq363V3nzlBHrul9y99nqg0DVkibZicBCQg3ibTPHMnldZzplxRCiaQW7FJCQ"}
{"text": "刚君，你的眼神真的很认真。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5417111"}
{"text": "珍珠港副本，缺一开团", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "东方菌与败血症菌的战斗。", "question": "向不知道安妮宝宝的人用不超过10个字简单解释。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4367695"}
{"text": "大楚兴，陈胜王", "question": "狐狸怎么叫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星星一下子消失了。", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "比起那件事，我们还是先去吃饭吧？", "question": "反派常说的话。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "7078439"}
{"text": "鸭妈妈带小鸭们过马路时在一旁安静地应援", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8qimrqa2rj30ci0elaf1"}
{"text": "从今天开始要收费了，一次三根鱼骨。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3165557"}
{"text": "我交代！我交代！纸拉门是我戳破的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr30ut45zfj30ci0elgto"}
{"text": "即使在周一的假期晚上也会播放。", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "听说隔壁班有个美女转校生", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "坠崖前的我最后看到的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nuTy1iasIF6oicSicgmNmyf2pYhPC1gibcdtMjb5rEy4XQ5cV25MeiaQxINA"}
{"text": "从未被女生缠上，听起来好刺激的样子。", "question": "如果你被贞子或者伽椰子缠上了，你想怎样活下来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老百姓……老百姓……老百姓……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6746213"}
{"text": "排在最后一名的约翰悄悄换乘了汽车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFLxJ7k7EvsvyHgPWlibPKxPMpWDg2P4yuavmhSMPMt5wxuFFmjbuul6g"}
{"text": "我想要热咖啡和肉包，还有炸鸡块。啊，这个是另外的账户支付。还需要送货上门。然后再来一次公共费用……", "question": "我讨厌这样的客人。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6831631"}
{"text": "没有资金支持。", "question": "对于年轻人来说，什么是幸福？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141386"}
{"text": "他有女朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToD8WYAv9bSQ4IvEaDGxSXSdzh0vLiakUUFS9LgMpqiahUtq2kEoox6cgOQ"}
{"text": "女生是不是真的看不出来这人越位了？", "question": "直男是否真的认不出女朋友换没换眼影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在浴缸里放了根竹筒。", "question": "我们的家族也许也是忍者吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6765729"}
{"text": "去玩嘛♡不是刚玩了吗...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6702786"}
{"text": "谢谢主人！为我买了新桌子！不愧是1万块钱的桌子！磨爪感太棒啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsnpqrdii8j30ci0eljv2"}
{"text": "大家好，我是厨师！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847429"}
{"text": "好心塞，看来是时候放弃DJ梦想了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1lx62j20i60fkq5s"}
{"text": "不许拍马屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7OASmjE4OkeyGa0Ufer8IhEhiatSOrtUXfhFBjseroKIQAg8hEES7k0A"}
{"text": "被误认为是恐怖分子。", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "（是传真！）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFxLzlzBnrw029ia6x5pFmHW0KkDUyj27zB2ufWibnf4kTCUwLoFzaEicOA"}
{"text": "我的招财猫显然已经尽力了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3ut8feBq39L4C33Y5wZObnHadqxwJwfMRIbLqvVEjorOqrrzd4JQc3yQ"}
{"text": "胖虎和小夫", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "见一哥们拿着手机刷地铁，心想好牛逼，虽然晓得很多手机有闪付功能。遂问之，答曰：没啥高科技，在手机套子与手机后壳间放一张公交卡，就酱。低调务实的装逼，我给 100 分。 这哥们就是我，哈哈，谢谢大家。关于消磁，基本没碰到，碰到了拿到服务站充一下就好。", "question": "有哪些让你感慨的装腔场景？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发电机内部构造", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkTDsq7buLq2f41rc9hCzhxeq95LkibvwvLDH0c26rY2bha6CAqicfOFJA"}
{"text": "哇哦，今天的晚饭好棒啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3561495"}
{"text": "用力，孩子已经看到脚了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3vd91DSe5kZuIQblyZticuQy7gGNxM1v5x5vk96KSc9UM0vVLb1ibwyqw"}
{"text": "2年A组的学生们在突然消失的机器前陷入了恐慌。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2026022"}
{"text": "雅木茶？真的那么弱吗？他很强的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "510822"}
{"text": "“来！换你丢过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJ1bngqqRU5Ywxpibib1uasvG1xicDhZvlib68ZXfibdVtSiaJ6VGSQYorwyxQ"}
{"text": "付款时店员说要扫我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbjYSPlPHbkQ9I9TFmxIUhiav39eSZBLSZQ4Ou2gUOqombhJAicUIYjRanQ"}
{"text": "在绝对无法坚守的截止日期前，猫按下了电脑电源按钮。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "其实「孔乙己」叫这个名字是因为排行他老大。比如如果他们家有老七就会叫「孔娜娜」了。评论区 @周欣宇：孔乙己，孔妮，孔桑，孔融，孔苟，孔露裤，孔娜娜，孔蛤起，孔求，孔救", "question": "有哪些必须会两门语言才能听懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那些以 abandon 开头的书。", "question": "有哪些让你忍不住反复翻阅的书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别鬼鬼祟祟的。", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 75, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦的男朋友，大家都知道。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3295201"}
{"text": "“你三观不正。”", "question": "你听过哪些三观最不正的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一种工作就是专门给酸奶盖上刷酸奶的，和招聘给芒果塞核和给鱼粘刺是同一个公司的。", "question": "酸奶盖子背面那层酸奶是怎么产生的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "招人讨厌的康夫落水了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qerk8MZRSqKsABfJhvSF6y0TYtNtWWmfzG0obLmbqhlUk3bbsmBuHOfCA"}
{"text": "哪怕有一百万人，也是大事！", "question": "请将它扩大一千倍。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4549501"}
{"text": "老公单位组织出去吃饭，很高级的自助，吃完出来还一个人给发了一个哈根达斯。老公打开包装吃了一口，听到同事说这个冰淇淋很高级，要六十块一个，立刻没再吃。跟同事匆匆告别之后，拿着冰淇淋一路疯跑回家。那是我第一次吃哈根达斯…… 哦，不对…… 喝哈根达斯", "question": "在哪个瞬间，你深刻的感受到自己被爱着？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈！！！！！！！！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "正在连庄赢钱的赌局中。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "哦，我的鼻子露出来了。可以给我一根吗？", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "那只每天看到尽职尽责的停车场管理员的猫，终于开始模仿他了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "2507616"}
{"text": "黑猫颈短", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "新解读《ET》", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6543473"}
{"text": "站员：洗袜子！洗袜子！洗袜子！奥特曼：听我会说你们的语言·", "question": null, "star": 277, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2sorvueboj61401ml48t02"}
{"text": "你要热饭吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "95125"}
{"text": "孙悟空·金箍棒·伽楼罗‘把这个腰间的桃子给我一个吧’", "question": "童话简易模式。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631315"}
{"text": "这个水上乐园就靠我们两个怕是撑不了多久了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2Wrcy1z4SVekK3IyjkQvGtqF4sgibzjiaomv4nvkSh79LhXQB9vHLd3Udaw"}
{"text": "发现新人什么都不懂，经常问你，却偶然透露出他/她工资超过你。", "question": "公司带新人最烦的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "能不能好好看书……", "question": "两个人自习怎么产生浪漫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "琴酒「干掉那个眼镜仔了吗？」胖虎「他身边那个胖秃头的道具不太好对付耶……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqdjsyvmykj30ci0elgoz"}
{"text": "寺田快要撑不住了，铃木已经出局了。", "question": "用JSB勉强能运行的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4923909"}
{"text": "你这么大了还要吃奶！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7QKz64jbrsPfuh9JzdL2zq6sO5VQGCTJiaKnGLfbicWCFQNraMtZ3KXyQ"}
{"text": "熊猫果啦！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383839"}
{"text": "大将军，你在干嘛呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4567696"}
{"text": "今天的老婆心情好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354760"}
{"text": "不好好打球，这个就是你今后的女朋友了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymd6arlzj209k0bwabd"}
{"text": "我做过胸腔的微创手术，手术后三天无法自己起身，五天更是没有力气去动用括约肌拉屎。憋到最后我的屎真的是又臭又硬啊啊啊啊啊！！！这个故事告诉我们，被捅一刀，痛到根本无法用力拉屎。", "question": "如果急屎的时候被捅了一刀，要先拉屎还是先包扎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫背治好了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4262788"}
{"text": "出来た时に本当にガチャガチャって言って壊れていないか不安にさせてる。", "question": "我不喜欢那种扭蛋机，例如完全不相干的商品会中奖。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313796"}
{"text": "还早呢，不过已经连续三天都能听到了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5554355"}
{"text": "个子一米九，床只有一米八", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNlAD0hLKkSxAvcCsxn9iceL33Po1FwecEOibOCdXVTxj3SJsQPOMRjuDw"}
{"text": "老板死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITegYVF4X0O5YoxibCwGa7vnDRL7wRicNSjnPOic9z4edGxp5XI4Z8uFXeg"}
{"text": "缝纫机里的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g8io06qnl5j20u00u0q72"}
{"text": "破旧的收音机", "question": "用五次就坏的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5653277"}
{"text": "拆快递箱时女生的威力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQKu9PkhR2lm06kUFicSzuSsiaY1kuLXvXrzIM45efKNCyB7tbCEkKGwzoUQhos7Az102P2Rx5iaN1g"}
{"text": "对，上回你说的那个屁股长脸上的人，他在我后边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3l80zh0ZJ3Xq0fFFm33o9L4tQPBib1UNkPPnzKVqumYp30zJ5DfuTwug"}
{"text": "其实是删除缓存文件加整理磁盘碎片。", "question": "「发呆」是一种生理需求吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当遇到不会解决的问题的时候。一部分人：这东西怎么搞，去网上找一下……一部分人：这东西怎么搞，那个谁谁谁他肯定懂的，找他帮忙弄一下……把身边的人对号入座，几乎可以看到他们老了时候的状态。互联网是个好东西。", "question": "我们老后，会像父辈人一样不熟悉以后的科技吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中学老师让写英语作文，题目是描写你的同桌，我同桌是个男生，英语水平不怎么样，他每写一句话会先磕磕绊绊地念一遍给我听，我觉得没错会「嗯」一声，他再下笔。他写我，无非是个子高长头发啥的，一句句简单句也没什么问题，接下来想说我喜欢做手工，「手工」怎么说？他自言自语想了下，喊了句「she like handjob」。我抓起本子一巴掌就呼过去了。", "question": "你见过哪些让你瞠目结舌的英语翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问您是NHK吗？", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3184203"}
{"text": "吹毛求吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4pMaMWT00b3Nc0qfBX0gRnZNibjR3fXPtkNYDgia2DrgKLibuKtrFcFNvw"}
{"text": "记录还有鼻子的最后一刻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5Lyict5joAQbtraCyMicJbkjqxZDqzbErkoI3XfvcUJ89ia6uvGkNKRxFow"}
{"text": "输掉游戏的惩罚", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305489"}
{"text": "今天吃味增拉面。", "question": "在食物上加两个字，变成七个字，会变得不好吃，请试试看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7017674"}
{"text": "傻乎乎的评价", "question": "虽然我喜欢吃苦的东西，但是你有什么推荐吗？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2561275"}
{"text": "能动21分钟的奥特曼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1guyxhnm3c5j60ci0eldia02"}
{"text": "上课的时候，困的眼睛都对不上焦了，看老师两个影，合不到一起去，记的笔记有如天书，事后根本看不懂，睁着眼睛做梦，困的已经快昏迷了。一打下课铃，就一点都不困了。", "question": "你发现了哪些基于个人经验的神秘规律？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拖延决定。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2153524"}
{"text": "河马族的骄傲", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5997546"}
{"text": "「Hi,Jack！」（知乎日报注：请自行查询单词 「hijack」的意思……）", "question": "在飞机上遇到了马云该怎么聊天？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊？这里禁止随地吐痰吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6207660"}
{"text": "To be continued", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9bmf651c5j30ci0eldj7"}
{"text": "大雄，这个高达是三个人乘坐的哦，你坏心眼！", "question": "在哆啦A梦的世界里，如果出现了高达，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510102"}
{"text": "我想早点见到你...可以变得更喜欢我吗？（笑）", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3290508"}
{"text": "大根トウコ（だいこんと우고）在中文中的常用表达是“大根头”。", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "发射成功！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998752"}
{"text": "河童出现。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5881980"}
{"text": "不要拿你的年薪挑战别人的零花钱 ", "question": "为什么有些人玩游戏充很多的钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在以影武者的身份生活，但至今仍不明白我是谁的替身。", "question": null, "star": 95, "type": "I2T", "image": "7251204"}
{"text": "好的，我明白了！", "question": "在人生的道路上，可能会用到五次左右的词语。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5996952"}
{"text": "富余、宽裕", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "试着去喜欢他/她怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "5394242"}
{"text": "喂，你是谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2251708"}
{"text": "现在小夫已经是彻底变异成僵户了，还好大家没事，静香？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHbwrBj4Nb3icATyIbDriboXjEqgIAUqnfOsr5ogUK08nIwVs3wdn9fuiaQ"}
{"text": "假装要回去，其实不想回去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491364"}
{"text": "哎哟，二号皇帝企鹅，只能默默承受痛苦的一号。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5502747"}
{"text": "快点给我放下！", "question": null, "star": 548, "type": "I2T", "image": "4119681"}
{"text": "美川宪一说话不会撒谎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1697040"}
{"text": "既然你是应届毕业生，那帮我做一下女儿的作业吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpicKqUcZ2K5OUGkM2Q8nddYORIjSbpnS5zA80m0dNxiaWa4Kic2LB99gAg"}
{"text": "一个汽车修理工从车底钻出「那家伙已经辞职了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gufaanl6ofj60ci0eldhg02"}
{"text": "哈哈，我还剩下两次变身没用呢。", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "4777861"}
{"text": "李默", "question": "给它起个现代一点的标题吧，“龙猫”。", "star": 315, "type": "T2T", "image": "6074304"}
{"text": "安全圈只剩这么小了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPYbvLOSMpoDAw7skJYkXT10f3BnhyrQic17KuBMYwBl49KwLtGARf4d6TIHYpcaMWsafWWDUheA"}
{"text": "并不会，反而我会经常拉着我的媳妇，一起数伤疤，一个伤疤一碗酒，数完她的数我的。比如这样，我：这是？媳妇：癸未年仲夏，痘痘，以利刃去之而留痕！我：壮哉，当浮一大白。", "question": "男朋友会介意你身上的疤痕吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暑假作业检查，完全忘了是社团活动时间。顺便说一下，作业一项都没做完，一份都没有碰过。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303507"}
{"text": "还有99天，一点也不想做任何事......", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6262952"}
{"text": "black cat matter", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "没刷牙时的蛀牙细菌。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4972516"}
{"text": "老人 = 老年人", "question": "用JSB勉强能运行的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4923909"}
{"text": "每次打碎花瓶就这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgbqs5jt2mj30ci0el0w9"}
{"text": "货不单行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWd0VO1FkcI11Hu8nd4DiaoUSjp3BnvnXCiaNibHQIQuv9sK9nicicEl4wCjw"}
{"text": "毕业的时候就是学习规则的时期。", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "个子小所以应该能打破世界纪录吧♥️", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6685994"}
{"text": "水泥浴时打了个瞌睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVHNU0M1tOMmiaiav4asKqQnMS6dEyC1hxicuda1raxw2ToSibcSIicicuBwHw"}
{"text": "哇！这是真的吗？哇！！！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4380086"}
{"text": "她可能害怕后面还有一句“妈妈爱你”", "question": "今天看了万茜的采访，她说不喜欢粉丝称呼她为崽崽，很好奇，为什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夏天晒着也会把房子晒坏。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6175589"}
{"text": "第一次去给了一张银行卡 5000 元，尾号 8888，密码我生日。当时想，卧槽～这个卡号 666 啊，密码也用心呀～美滋滋拿走了，心想这卡绝壁用起来啊～回家后爸爸说，不准动里面的钱，结婚的时候和彩礼一起带回去，不能给自己家丢人。我就收起来了。过了一周，婆婆给我打电话小心翼翼地说：我看你钱还没用呀？快花了吧，花完卡给我…", "question": "第一次去未来婆婆家，你们收到红包是多少钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "魄力四溢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4118700"}
{"text": "朱迪似乎又得到了新的心灵能力，不过我看她好像不用会更强。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3429856"}
{"text": "没头脑与不高兴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YXmRJUXpXQOFXlJ1VFTnQTCibSMoues2eLIAwsr7OCB8wII5sp4zwicRw"}
{"text": "问：如何证明大陆板块漂移假说？答：非洲有黑人，美洲也有黑人。历史老师看了会沉默，地理老师看了会流泪。", "question": "你都见过什么样的历史盲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "逛街前锁在这的男朋友被偷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9oUeFicSsdDDDgn7gY5z4V727dMLLY9Z34zFwVXbEOWKwHWgAavvCicgg"}
{"text": "我记得是有一次，我妈说：「国家不让养熊猫。」", "question": "你什么时候向命运妥协的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试毒员把饭菜吃光了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2ts4hnez9j30ci0elgmx"}
{"text": "光彩夺目的日本经济", "question": "鲜活的干货、湿润的干货、肥美的肉类和多汁的蔬菜。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7229127"}
{"text": "你看，游戏就不会问你这个问题。", "question": "女朋友对你说「游戏重要还是我重要」该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她以为把我删了就看不到她微博了。", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以神盾局的能力 找齐七颗龙珠应该不难", "question": "《神盾局特工》中的 Coulson 是如何复活的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先停一下，至少不要在课堂上揍他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icAsHBMIn9OWfj1A6gjDauBawJ9TeLmCVvu33mWC9JI8gsiakhIBCuRQQ"}
{"text": "步兵对战是象棋，马走日对战是国际象棋。", "question": "请用通俗易懂的方式向女生解释将棋和国际象棋的区别。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022626"}
{"text": "除你武器！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXSqzHEZFjJics38qJctlV6jMjiblTxtQ870AvAHXda18licQj3lFMIPMTg"}
{"text": "洗澡的时候得到一个很干净的结论，并不奇怪。", "question": "洗澡的时候突然论证出了1等于0，2等于0，所有数等于0，这个论证哪里错了呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是奥特曼的人体模型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6852127"}
{"text": "嘿！别玩手机了，快点出来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7204268"}
{"text": "高二夏天的七天初恋故事。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3162749"}
{"text": "亲戚家的小孩怎么还不走！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoVAPGBht3AfugGkwUia47nGqRQLfcBYHrzmy0T02iaIyE89WF1vl1kLkw"}
{"text": "充Q币吗？\n不，我是贝爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib3ibS3aHQ48ehQL26m0KdvSuNyOS2bFAIHydsibI2oPIjUEeOHkYkX3Cw"}
{"text": "画面中出现字幕的功能", "question": "如果Youtube上有这个功能就方便了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1377187"}
{"text": "红细胞：氧气氧气日细胞：笨蛋，那是病毒！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RaGJJS2lUeoIf3db7Cy43ywJBSibZG9o05HMmQhZQGt1ia0TkgrySnwicfst2RaibeK8icbackvpbTVJQ"}
{"text": "讨厌的上司走了以后。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220194"}
{"text": "哈哈，都躲到这里了，那只猫应该不会追过来了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahMXHsPiawS9o0SlFeaxDP2icjV4UV9PxwtE369yRmAM1Uyz1QvswibuqicLw"}
{"text": "昨天吃的确实太辣了", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "先生，您的奶头我已经帮您吸走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkexpgsj208l0b775n"}
{"text": "这是他还没有把Miki变成桃子之前的故事。", "question": null, "star": 1714, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351752"}
{"text": "手撕鬼子之有丝分裂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0m3NgJGIXYibPNDicDdR35ZTnFWu8HFfjoHxRql71YJRvPib8HGqyANVsg"}
{"text": "孙来拿压岁钱了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1335223"}
{"text": "松野明美在参加说话方式教室的学习。", "question": "校长先生能告诉我们缩短他说话时间的方法吗？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6680886"}
{"text": "好像粉色也有200种。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6883302"}
{"text": "节能减排业务部员工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmwIsBDkbxwceRnb5AKSfMjOZ4AuqFmvks3Vc2IiamkZiaIDqI8OOK9trQ"}
{"text": "看朕打下的江山", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "不用急着往回跑了，你外甥已经把你的小人修好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKSo5iac6JZsKibzQG3fQ8r4RvbKnprLo9X6MibMAKAxEETHcEe1wAqHkNQ"}
{"text": "你头发真好看，不过你是男生吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "424078"}
{"text": "会的，上次我在楼道有看到橙子，柠檬，葡萄柚几个在抱头痛哭……", "question": "养血统不纯的狗会被人鄙视吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我喜欢的异性一直错过我的明示。", "question": "你当年错过了哪些异性对你的暗示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一是不是让我吃完饭再绑比较合适？一好不容易绑上的，要不我喂你吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10Yqmlm9woJiaOXMGzuNzWGMaQpETB3BJfDzrzlibBw9gyAVrib1a8MbKpNLQ"}
{"text": "自己都害怕。", "question": "在战斗中陷入危机时，可以召唤出两只金丝燕帮助队友的山田同学的烦恼是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194415"}
{"text": "根据网络视频改编海难，有几个人飘到一个海岛，被当地食人族抓住，众人苦苦哀求，食人族同意只割下一个人的人头祭天神，其他人可以送他们到陆地上。众人抱怨，咒骂，突然一个洪亮的声音响起「格老子的」。众人平安。", "question": "有哪些四川方言笑话?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没兴趣人眼中的韩国组合", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x8Hk4p9DiclXYrQWjL3BQp7mJEPclHLWdxB7IGfkzCVLmkGS9I2eWx8lw"}
{"text": "我的贴纸 ♥️", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6074720"}
{"text": "原本是用鳗鱼肉卷起来的鳗鱼卷，后来改成了黄瓜卷，变得非常受欢迎。", "question": "秋叶女士的伟业是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6510588"}
{"text": "明天，修客厅门的人会来。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "在家里时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBCKE0NnusHAXQmk1OS8gOiaXJMZqv6oNhB0ADMZFsuAERe1u9kbk1L1sZiblW5PzQXc1qLLBP8ibDA"}
{"text": "你不会真的认为周杰伦会去开爱玛电动车吧？？？？", "question": "杨幂皮肤好是因为用了雅诗兰黛吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电视封面诈骗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097204"}
{"text": "从主人的角度……来吧！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3878431"}
{"text": "从右下角水印看的话似乎并不是拿的东西很沉这么简单", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwy3r12lnhj20yi1az0xr"}
{"text": "因为你还没看完...", "question": "为什么老友记里那两个人不能在一起？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这应该是我的加工吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6953969"}
{"text": "你睡觉是不是压我手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyq9Daic2THNHIibibQ71VG7NKaqWBnNlshO5o3LuGP7sOzgxiaQO9Q13icicQ"}
{"text": "同粥共寄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqickNsfAqt3R8N3fY9kX5aX7mXQnQSrS21iaXLQQGGIJbMvd1O8iagcQcXw"}
{"text": "别急，等等更好的车！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZxAXvUmVOqpXHUpzXHGXRBkZ9mLCWa8wopVkPw9jyj4003lneiamoxlg"}
{"text": "湿了水发量还这么多？！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "因为是无意识状态下吃的所以是零卡路里", "question": null, "star": 219, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi29iafqbyj21030yi79v"}
{"text": "和猫猫玩石头剪刀布本来以为赢了，照×光才发现是平局", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HqicAqhpTxwgFzNt47PWxObb3qdbb8Wc7SS99zKP7LhotQSyeD992vAw"}
{"text": "我在与戴森的吸力作斗争。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3182977"}
{"text": "不用打破窗户，只用指甲敲击key key的声音。", "question": "糟糕的程度", "star": 48, "type": "T2T", "image": "2597785"}
{"text": "哈啊哈，小汪...？你赢了吗...？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6052388"}
{"text": "买单！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq41tb5nagj30ci0elgp8"}
{"text": "九张我都凑不齐你还给我整 20 张", "question": "微信更新新功能，朋友圈可以发 20 张图外，微信键盘也上线，如何评价微信新功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海鸥停在鼻子上怎么办？在线等。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyFTUoBHoLEL48BkibiapBMpLrD9NnuLvLhIhAYS0oLd74J1Jf7hf3hQcw"}
{"text": "续篇：战斗之龙", "question": "《海底总动员》里的常见事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6884763"}
{"text": "卡成狗了", "question": null, "star": 211, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "不用三个人也能行。是的，如果是iPhone就可以。", "question": "把谚语改成现代风格。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "1485033"}
{"text": "鄙人承诺，上任之后将会为每只小鸟搭建一个这样的家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKb1BpiaWaJ5YLVJxSUUUpIbyRaM9WGEIFAZn0TybSOgiacAQ6h1W1GJcA"}
{"text": "库巴的出轨被发现的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5129472"}
{"text": "谁特么让你把重生点放在这里了？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mgu7tkELULVNRnkbKjHgbZs2eDBHkaxnb2LmcUdWkHjtUF4CtVkMFT7w"}
{"text": "死神倒是有啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gywzzngph7j30ci0el0vm"}
{"text": "藏年货的地方被浇上了水泥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFHCUJyzFPwk24bCibcgj4Y8LxqUic9YLddx2s8P6cxgMuCxTt0fC3XkC5CULfNxNIsYGibYaMxuDuQ"}
{"text": "大三那年和男朋友谈恋爱，然后他带我回家睡觉。他和爸妈住的二楼，因为不同的房间每次都可以趁爸妈在自己房间然后第二天爸妈出门了偷偷走掉。然后那年快过年了，照例早上出来的时候跟我说好，没人了快溜。结果下了那个旋转的楼梯，妈呀，一大家子大伯小姨的都在客厅坐着。一脸惊讶的看着我，我的眼角瞥到了男友的坏笑。后来我装作没看见飞速走了，听到他妈妈在后面喊，一起吃饭去吧。真是想死。哦，他就是故意的，后来那年过年他爸爸就去我家提亲了。现在是结婚了，而且这个坏人马上要当爸爸了。", "question": "你有哪些想想都想去死的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次来到北极的企鹅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uF5FVY9QwrhIDRHKMeUMCibKKPJa1Kqa4uhD3wibaPiaiatUaNneicUx7qlQg"}
{"text": "首先给三个星星，然后再删除。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6976982"}
{"text": "啥？自……自首？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fykd51lyugj20ps0qy40j"}
{"text": "新员工的出勤方式太厉害了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5911430"}
{"text": "别再扯这位先生的胡子了好吗", "question": null, "star": 140, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "哎呀！万圣节已经开始啦！赶紧去涩谷吧！", "question": null, "star": 3268, "type": "I2T", "image": "4846877"}
{"text": "下一个梗可能会火起来……", "question": "请问你失眠的原因是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464550"}
{"text": "英国：我的老天鹅啊，珠峰顶要出现新冠病毒了！", "question": "如何看待中国移动 5G 信号将覆盖珠峰峰顶？有哪些意义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睡觉时突然有人开灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5zfzqbdodj30ci0elq6a"}
{"text": "主人看到了咕咕酱吗？我们虽然种族不同，可羁绊却很.咕咕酱？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3b4kgphyoj30ci0elmyj"}
{"text": "喂！别闹了！怎么这么长啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6938122"}
{"text": "《了不起的盖茨比》 ，以前听到这书名以为是比尔盖茨的自传。", "question": "哪些烂名坏了一部好书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别死啊！医药费还没交呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLkicftBGZmI7LPwcA9RazjwGAoEVCKviaIhYPjDcwS86Vwg2iaaXtw6enw"}
{"text": "「师傅，别赶路了，白龙马已经累成狗啦！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em0bpkahc3j20970ch3zs"}
{"text": "小学时候的事儿 我有点忘了。。", "question": "体重不过百的妹子一天的饭量是多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "say 说的？", "question": "为什么汉语中没有Say这个音，中国人也都会正确地读；但中文里没有See这个音的字，就有很多人会读错？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "植物大战僵尸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdwBrKhjHBwMyBiblLzM6ia1ibiatQTq39HegkNmE0of9deJibTXkwHbb8icvQ"}
{"text": "青岛皮猫节", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "和暧昧男同学出去开房 定的大床房结果店家说看你们俩大小伙子住一张床住不开 我给你免费升一个标间      ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………作为知乎小白 第一次那么多赞 谢谢大家 。统一回复一下，本人未出柜gay， 很热新的老板，一开始说让我加十块钱升级标间，然后我说不升才给我免费升的   ", "question": "购物时店家有哪些看似善良却让你哭笑不得的举动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "西瓜分着我不懂，好像有人故意针对我。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135652"}
{"text": "在这儿憋尿，去厕所休息一下。", "question": "小手指", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6892596"}
{"text": "请选择主人公", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TIsibIJbzXKI7XpxhVaCtesicHYyCq7icFqcgwR4b33726rqoho1URscmTYXXT1ReIx1XTqhGYHmkdQ"}
{"text": "两狗对望", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "师傅你怎么还在修啊，跟电影里演的不一样啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "别瞎忙活了！", "question": "千鸟 兴许是在做游戏教学角色的时候会说的话吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629615"}
{"text": "倒酒的男人。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6905097"}
{"text": "当爹的对女儿的保护程度和对女儿男友的敌意与他老人家年轻时的风流程度正相关", "question": "各位有女儿的知友，你们是怎么看待女儿的男朋友的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到这种情况，通常都是外星人说了算，而不是某国政府。", "question": "如果世界某地真的抓到了真实的外星人或 UFO ，那么该消息被某国政府完全封锁，不被任何人或媒体泄漏消息的可能性大吗？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一间房子每月五万元。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3900158"}
{"text": "为什么导弹还要回来呢？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5193359"}
{"text": "我姓唐（とう）……接触到的日本人，除了旅游基本在剑道大会上交集的，且日本人论资排辈的规矩真的挺多，那些四十岁以上的段位高的老剑道好说，叫我「唐君」，而同龄或者还在念书的年轻剑士只能表情复杂地叫我「唐桑（とうさん）」，当父亲的感觉其实没那么好，我听着也尴尬。再后来一个聪明人找到了折中方法，开始叫「唐選手」，大家都接纳了… 他们心里一定觉得无可奈何吧，用汉字我们就是他们爸爸。", "question": "日本人看中国人的姓名有什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五一再出来玩我就是狗🐶", "question": null, "star": 105, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "早上好，我是风纪委员长佐藤。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5012267"}
{"text": "看什么看，没见过广州猫？", "question": null, "star": 156, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "这里有《樱桃小丸子》全套漫画。", "question": null, "star": 1054, "type": "I2T", "image": "4816539"}
{"text": "因为她抽兰州", "question": "宋冬野的《董小姐》的歌词，为什么是给我一支兰州？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说最近有小混混出没大家放学后一起回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzsaj4j0cij30ci0elmy3"}
{"text": "接吻的话魔法会解除变成大叔的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVSaCCfFEFbNBicUtqiaX62TgpJicft7vzlp1I41IlW8HUxKByzkVtyZFHw"}
{"text": "蚊子一般有两种归宿：第一，老死第二，被二维化", "question": "蚊子的一生是如何度过的？最后怎么死的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叔叔/打棒球/煮鸡蛋", "question": "请用三个词解释那个著名的乐队。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6916858"}
{"text": "今天下午辩论赛，站起来直接一句「实名反对对方二辩的观点」，把对方搞得哑口无言……", "question": "上知乎有没有给你带来哪些「副作用」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想在这里加一段啪啪啪的戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4Frco64rIHFsV9pAetXlzfiaC9K7S3UswUQCweHMWB2RO65apo3sg47w"}
{"text": "妈妈，刚才你小声说的贤治是谁？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2401503"}
{"text": "你在问我我的太阳镜在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518783"}
{"text": "多摩呼叫中心", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191651"}
{"text": "我以为能在这里看到我哥回答。", "question": "有很漂亮的亲姐妹是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "饿货，来条士力架", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "服务员半天不拿牙签来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBYacXmzSEXBzG9TagQwqsjBaKrVqdCxUO72FknQ5IItZibRCupGagU6A"}
{"text": "遥控器呢？不在我这你起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmWHhX3uCp77OWDoSl5lxOcY6pENicvz3P6dMjCPOMLPR4WWlOJvbQn2g"}
{"text": "唯一一个真正爬过烟图的圣诞老人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLragibic08ibib1YKb8rtesiaRdkcqsxibcgsoLvgUMSibYKfHQgU83Vasf8gA"}
{"text": "跟男朋友交换身体的第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGbOGBMlqcVdIkTU58NgzrpMkRuoHPBicT2Jfrep3EicdyAonjdwKgd31Jw"}
{"text": "少拿枪威胁我，FBI每天都警告我十几次我怕了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXTIP7ZxPnibV77vcjTAtm83nB33sy45ibkK7PqoFtibmP1R1PEfMVrA5zA"}
{"text": "多少人和我一样一眼就注意到了", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "踢你肚子了？让我来听听", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "这样的停车位也要20万？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQv1Xf9cVm9DawSgrqgQuhRhxiaazDzkfvdWicMhe4Dia7F1va2WibqmBchg"}
{"text": "每当被告人口中说出一句话，就会放屁。", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "冬兵卫做饭的时候很方便。", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "比赛没赢。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2035936"}
{"text": "哈利波特的垃圾邮件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0xTOXV5Nn4urXibOYsXdlDmQD7WJg5QpluRugRiaXC5yQJWfXy3KON0PA"}
{"text": "雨后天晴。老婆：今天的天好蓝啊！张老师：对，今天的天是 rgb 的蓝，色相正，高饱和中明度。", "question": "有哪些让人不慎暴露身份的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "写快点~我们都等着抄作业呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyiavapU9Q2cdCJdVxrFq8XsjxmxFwRkJ0iceKWGqLKVynfmS6AqmicEhlQ"}
{"text": "令狐冲倾听歌词，依稀只听到：「妹妹上山采茶去」几个字，但她发音古怪，十分之八九只闻其音，不辨其义，心想：「小师妹几时学了这首新歌，好听得很啊，下次上崖来请她从头唱一遍。」突然之间，胸口忽如受了铁锤的重重一击，猛然醒悟：「这是福建山歌，是林师弟教她的！」——《笑傲江湖》", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "视线就将哆啦A梦纵向切成两半了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1248389"}
{"text": "无止境的雨也有。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "李华。这个名字惊艳了我的高中英语时光。社交活动挺多，天天跟外国朋友打交道，成天参加英语讨论，时不时出国游玩，却连英语作文都不会写。", "question": "你有一个永远都忘不掉的名字吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“白背心可以洗，咱家儿子可是得了吃西瓜大赛的冠军啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVn8Q6KOTaLTgSj6HRekaE9tlvWx80icEEHKQfVWibvf9OIqjpdQ2g5TIw"}
{"text": "此人曾经试图解锁你的手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKaahY6xo899J5Itk3R0Dq3z32Bc9uYRueNLtm5EoY1MRfcIpzNCjBUw"}
{"text": "这位客人……球还没结账吧！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8t6vqj1dsj30ci0el427"}
{"text": "考研跟女朋友到同一个学校，面试最后一个问题印象特别深。院长：你跟×××是一个学校，同一个专业的啊，你们是情侣吗？（众老师尬笑……）我：是的，她是我女朋友。院长：那如果只录取了你自己，你会考虑来读吗？我：应该不会考虑吧。（……）院长意味深长地看了我一眼，说：好的。然后下午就我跟女朋友都收到录取通知了。听说院长从别的院又争取了一个名额，深深感谢院里的老师们。现在毕业三年，女儿也快五个月了，希望我的大情人、小情人都幸福，爱你们。", "question": "考研复试中，有哪些令人窒息的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "苏醒", "question": null, "star": 200, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "刚拔完牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GW5OVavwOkUODTRDzxFNGAQURPibKic9ncz2ofyK5vWeYpG0JnI4Yatrhg"}
{"text": "「黑芝麻糊？我不知道啊！」『不机道不机道』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f396dkbuh7j20ar0cm75z"}
{"text": "有其他老师听课时的坐姿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3AQmtBZKVrh7mZ5VsNFkawVdKheH2tz5jepHiaEzeGst0p3AlpnMmsiag"}
{"text": "我在学校的电脑上查了太多奇怪的东西，从第二天开始就有四名老师进行监视。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4094544"}
{"text": "从现在开始，我们要举办我和百合子的婚礼！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6076342"}
{"text": "抢在扫地机器人之前把地扫干净", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prpn8st0j208c0badg9"}
{"text": "公正的玛丽卡涉嫌侵犯版权。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5611873"}
{"text": "都这把年纪了还玩父母那一套，这个鼓太酷了！", "question": "请写一篇包含乐器名称的文章，让我感到有点悲伤。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5337871"}
{"text": "“19号请退场！”“我是91号！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0xghrtJdCcSRpKkEtVtwnkbbTFR6icibUoRAQ1rBbpciaWR4KVlpicz2OeQ"}
{"text": "如何让放屁变得高雅？放完后闭上眼，然后吸一口说“嗯，有韭菜和葱花”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJtr1nnptLuSZnWgh62tuic3VNuzk0EPXDh2icUOxUnx4pzmEiauHBicfQYw"}
{"text": " 做我女朋友行不行，行就行，不行我再想想办法 ", "question": "你收到的最雷的表白语是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "板尾一家 - Bǎn wěi yī jiā", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371776"}
{"text": "帕杰罗！帕杰罗！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6817168"}
{"text": "听说你今晚想吃鸡？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKzlmlY1brX9Fiau5I5EdnXibhXct3uOvPtLTV0kV3sERNbDPhbiaFpnMB3icA6m7Bj156ic7sgdnJ9Nw"}
{"text": "我吃过的奶酪坏了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306228"}
{"text": "他让我低下头，但不是那样的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373729"}
{"text": "滑旱冰还是在走路你看不出来？", "question": "如何区分红孩儿与哪吒?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是只有植物才有细胞壁吗？怎么鱼也有了？", "question": "整条鱼放进破壁机里做出来的鱼汤真的很有营养吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "苹果的标志让我心痒难耐。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3140341"}
{"text": "从幼儿园接错了孩子，正在被老婆骂。", "question": "PM2.5 破 1400 意味着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里出现的灵体似乎很快乐但又没有归宿。", "question": null, "star": 307, "type": "I2T", "image": "5772979"}
{"text": "他们大概觉得自己一点错都没有吧，不过我也不清楚。", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "好心塞，看来是时候放弃DJ梦想了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm12b8ch6j20i60fkq5s"}
{"text": "鸿星尔克实体店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYuCJUyRW7kiaXU34EuVFplJxDGJzHAluwPMjpjQsSlLnWlgicHaQFaTcg"}
{"text": "终于明白儿子是有多爱那条金鱼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq307n1xltj208k0c4tat"}
{"text": "刚刚和他在一起的时候，他的好朋友偷偷摸摸发短信给我：「xxx 是我的好兄弟，我希望你不要欺骗他的感情。」", "question": "男朋友长得丑是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你这么会找理由，一定知道该怎么办的。", "question": "在老家不方便充话费，一直停机，女朋友给我充了也不知道，就一直没联系她，现在过了 10 天她提出分手了，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搓澡师傅手劲太大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3mJM5GyhaicxRzmnscibhPNIZIwLKSeRVcjaiaMnwAAZzIgvHxdficCZfiaA"}
{"text": "打扰一下！想养喵喵吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsxopkmdpmj30ci0elznd"}
{"text": "不能听课，被罚站在走廊里，考试成绩不好就会被训斥的小学老师。", "question": "你们人生中被羞辱得最惨的一次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6340342"}
{"text": "儿子幼儿园暑假作业，要小朋友给家里的车车洗澡，要拍照的那种。嗯，交作业的时候，大家都是自家车库，小花园，还有隐约露出来的车标……只有我发的照片是，我儿子和他爹洗的那一箱子的小汽车。", "question": "身边的朋友是如何低调炫富的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从刚才开始，就有什么东西在背后看不见的地方吃苹果。", "question": "告诉我为什么连名字都不想透露的理由。", "star": 673, "type": "T2T", "image": "2464122"}
{"text": "周一是会来的哦。", "question": "古代的人穿越时空来到了现代！古代人对现代人说出的第一句令人惊讶的话是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4145744"}
{"text": "画师现在应该是遇到了大麻烦吧，不过从这里开始也能加入我们公司的保险哦。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3026519"}
{"text": "我就让你试试看，就用手指，真的只用手指就能做到五次吗！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3781180"}
{"text": "网购的拖鞋买大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBKe1lEgkNnhS1QZqHryIbqPTHtSMPAkic5GibKqIgC4QyXwU10I2smAEw"}
{"text": "安拉胡阿克巴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RvqEIJT39xQqPgSeE7Wxny77xuC8ia3TB0EQxufdibPgd8umn3eHyjE3q5hJ8F2gtS1e5zswibL6iayg"}
{"text": "介绍人所说的你和相亲对象很合适", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyXc9CqS8GzESL69d24QGibu48kf1oD7pn57pPSMQKibN3yOOvw8LCmXTw"}
{"text": "让人想要再试一次的能力。", "question": "抽奖的失败框里好像能抽到1次10日元的几率。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5781865"}
{"text": "不过你妈妈说，那个人的手脚好像橡胶一样可以伸缩。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "NHK:六级地震，震感强烈TBS：六级地震，震感强烈日视电视台：六级地震，震感强烈富士电视台：六级地震，震感强烈朝日电视台：六级地震，震感强烈东京电视台：请看这只巨大的猫咪", "question": null, "star": 513, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7npn3jjagj60zq1j9nak02"}
{"text": "牙科检查好像有点不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6731251"}
{"text": "直线电机车比其他车辆慢。", "question": "请问2030年的流行语是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4176243"}
{"text": "在死亡笔记上误写自己名字后，拼命乐享余生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha5fylr64nj30ci0eldk0"}
{"text": "即使有了疫苗，流感也没有被消灭的事实已经清楚了。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "为什么把「眼高手低」说的这么好听？", "question": "为什么交往过的男友没有一个最终强烈地想娶我？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "2009 年夏，法院门口来了一位头发花白的老太太，不顾周围十来个人的劝阻要离婚。离婚理由：老太太是新中国成立之前结的婚，口称自己是童养媳出嫁的，现已年过 9 旬，四世同堂。老伴在十几年前因病已经过逝，老太太在偶然的机会学习了婚姻法，认识到婚姻必须「双方自愿」。现恳请法官判决离婚。围在老太太身边劝其回去的十几个人是她的孩子。", "question": "身为律师碰到的最奇葩的离婚案件是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们三姐妹，无论如何也要从这栋鬼屋逃出去！「「加油！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr0ppjm5xzj30ci0eldo0"}
{"text": "浇在咖喱上的米饭粒。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3387482"}
{"text": "要不把眼镜还给他们吧，都找了半天了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibCyjGG2wurnr2cXJpKh9WNDmibRAbiaHuUfibhFsTYaV72BLibH6f15zINQ"}
{"text": "网速越来越慢。", "question": "和2C版本相比，在用手机应用版本进行打诨时感到不方便的地方。", "star": 26, "type": "T2T", "image": "2777071"}
{"text": "虽然只有三个人，但还是玩得开心吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1595956"}
{"text": "这第三个人很显眼，但是注意一下后面我们的存在吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6338677"}
{"text": "减肥训练营，那里男生平均质量超过 200kg。", "question": "在哪里可以更高几率遇见高质量男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是被打还是被后面的家伙打，哪个好？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2510756"}
{"text": "果然阿尔法雄鹰很厉害啊……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4547980"}
{"text": "在修学旅行中第一时间就去买木剑的人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2202746"}
{"text": "妻子是大学时的后辈，很传统的日本女性的培养方式，花道茶道书法料理乐器都很擅长，初次见面时也很惊讶的发现是同样的学校，非常的可爱，总是很害羞的样子，又非常的温柔，即使是约会，也总是坚持自己前往目的地，而不要我来接送，因为方向的缘故，会多行驶一些路途，很担心我辛苦的样子。后来就很幸福的结婚了。可爱的女孩子就成为了大家看到的很可爱，很温柔，PTA 很有担当的会长，非常完美的织田夫人和我看到的对女儿教育很严格，对丈夫姿态很尊敬但行动很蔑视，可以用非常轻柔的声音表达出很可怕意思的太太。最后，上个月因为没有来得及参加女儿的音乐发表会，被女儿哭着谴责了，太太告诉女儿爸爸工作很辛苦，不可以这样做，让女儿道歉，然后整整一个星期，我的午饭便当是仅有的一个饭团。", "question": "有个日本妻子（女朋友）是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗车了，台风来了。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "街角问卷调查", "question": "工作面试中帅气的自我介绍方式。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5014162"}
{"text": "手扶梯，加宽了中间的人扶哪呢。", "question": "为什么手扶梯都是只并列站 2 个人的？不能加宽么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打卡由事务员负责。", "question": "新入职的公司是黑心企业，为什么发现的？", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383785"}
{"text": "未被众人知晓的，成为手机应用之前的早期SNOW。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5783095"}
{"text": "汤姆（右一）", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "他在他做的菜的盘子底部放了一个戒指……即使是像我这样的女人也可以过上幸福的生活。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3687594"}
{"text": "卵细胞表皮细胞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvgC9BORGCe6u5BRzfjCOXtgGQicatVM1eI4j0LhAEpAJWSSX8meJ056Q"}
{"text": "每次我去探监的时候，都希望我能体验一下被这个狱警看到的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4001457"}
{"text": "小哥哥，你的白癜风好些了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjxZM17WJyHhibDhUAbSNEjzsoGdxZ4I6RhnK3ZtoTr2q6zl8VXgoenRA"}
{"text": "猫就得有个猫的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Drpt4nQFcNluBmk8btjzoK90jsdyHSvI84icZ7JvAPP2s5ibQb4icPeuEicg"}
{"text": "快上来呀！你不是赶时间吗？有什么可犹豫的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmKP0sxbD9RKYt0ib6DHkdXJ10FvFbDbY1GwgFVXiajnOeYUZLPgkIiaDgg"}
{"text": "灯下黑。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3187018"}
{"text": "英国有条法律是：禁止把任何金属变成黄金。颁布至今应该超过 300 年了，目前无人打破。", "question": "有没有某个罪名设立至今无人触犯过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "敲小鼓", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4323324"}
{"text": "一切问题都用暴力解决", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go5d2jnzsbj30ci0eldj5"}
{"text": "一个穿着迷你裙、身材很好的女性从我面前走过。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2486809"}
{"text": "我会恭敬地接受。今后也会以不屈不挠的精神，努力修行相扑之道。", "question": null, "star": 921, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793838"}
{"text": "请问您能否善待海基？不不，其实是我希望克拉拉能像这样子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6468775"}
{"text": "我室友知道我喜欢听相声后，让我来一段二人转。", "question": "如何激怒一名相声爱好者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狗立裹夹胜似椅，", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "前辈的味道。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175682"}
{"text": "可以付出租车费了吗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "“我让老婆帮我贴上湿敷垫，她却说让我忍着点。”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7224697"}
{"text": "章鱼和鱿鱼的脚相差两根。", "question": "你说的是像人鱼一样充满魅力的事情吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309473"}
{"text": "\"请问你有男朋友吗？\"解释一下：回答是不是实话不重要，就是问个态度。有说没有，等于没有；没有说有，等于没戏。", "question": "如何快速知道一个女生是否有男朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高中累死累活三年，你上大学后放不放纵？", "question": "为什么有些韩国爱豆能够忍受好几年的高强度训练，出道后却会划水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我，女生，十九岁。当我精心擦了粉底，化了眼影，涂上口红，穿上小裙子后，地铁上七八岁的小朋友都叫我「阿姨」，但是当我洗个脸，随便扎个辫子就出门，他们都喊我「姐姐」的时候，我决定我不想化妆了哈哈哈。", "question": "你从哪个瞬间开始决定不化妆了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比如这种情况...你看，我会让你睡着的。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "612975"}
{"text": "儿子的发表演讲和我的论文一模一样。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2414317"}
{"text": "我变性前长这样", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "18 岁的时候：我命由我不由天30 岁的时候：老天爷，求求你，莫搞我了", "question": "你相信命么？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不遵守医生叮嘱，一直使用国民健康保险接受诊疗和服药的人。", "question": "缴税的人比较聪明。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4944554"}
{"text": "已经 50%准确率了你还想怎么样？", "question": "网上流传的「生男生女示意表」是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这款游戏的创建角色环节设计的相当细致", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtEko8QYiaiatOhbVyFmhLoIftQ5g0HTKkaGo9LiaaicbJLib422AmQW6TD4MQ"}
{"text": "我可不收弟子，但你要是有了辞去警官的觉悟可以到这儿找我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8132kyjr8j30ci0elgqu"}
{"text": "前辈，我们去酒店吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085652"}
{"text": "打开这个箱子，矶野家就能回到正确的年龄了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386943"}
{"text": "今天就这样算了吧！递给我的东西看起来随时都会爆炸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5896311"}
{"text": "使出绝技“掏耳屎时别人不敢轻易碰你”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HsBFQhJSvaTNrmJ9DZfDjBwicBXfIibFqccO41TbthlvE1RJvnvq4Bc8w"}
{"text": "这是哪里？我是谁？我刚才被吞没了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5757322"}
{"text": "讲了豹笑的笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7Jia227kxTiboxqhVqI64t9RBaJlcZ95ibu3uzcvtLLyer1cP1viccMibwaw"}
{"text": "老年林志颖依然带着儿子上了综艺", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "一直说想上厕所的由中突然不声了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7yq7fdk4nj30ci0eldgs"}
{"text": "我妈：哎哎哎，小心点，准考证放里面点，别掉地上了……我把准考证扔地上踩一脚）：就这样监考的孙子也得让我进去，你信不信？我妈：万一……我：没有万一，他不让我进，一巴掌扇他脸上。我妈：……这么多年了，我也就记得这么一件事……（知乎日报注：危险动作 请勿模仿）", "question": "高考前一晚会有种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恐惧症", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEyjPSOqmgegUzm090KUIgJre6f7JCFSqM4WubHQ9qPnvW9qXuYCno9ZQ"}
{"text": "面向那边，嗨呀！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677802"}
{"text": "天天想着跑路，月月都是满勤。", "question": "哪一刻你发现当代年轻人「且怂且勇敢」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "风平浪静的世界", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3508643"}
{"text": "向开发电动汽车的公司施加压力。", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "上挤满人的公交车，司机老催着说 ：往后靠，往后靠，没看到后面还那么大的位置吗。      我看到的这后面挤满了的人难道都是……", "question": "你经历过最恐怖的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊猫桌面清理大师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3vuzBV5olSHicQ1zwdtnpnaE4aTktIStfYBNtlibJTc6YS68MrDkm38rg"}
{"text": "外卖骑手的皮肤到期了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNIuh5ERP7kvya6bicp9GyQy6vMOdxQFbQ5yvgOmAcCe7RUnqOT85ckHw"}
{"text": "不出去走走，怎么知道宅在家里玩游戏是最舒服的啊。", "question": "是什么导致了游戏宅的产生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "枫叶，机械神！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354532"}
{"text": "这个切洋葱的视频太逼真了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0qh52NkGFXKYJAKaPmydwRdSJXY86W6Bl4NKX0Pdal7EEaIClqHU8Kg"}
{"text": "当时的俄罗斯帝国首都是彼得堡……", "question": "为什么库图佐夫可以劝说沙皇放弃莫斯科进而最终击败拿破仑，而袁崇焕却因为把后金军引到京城而被处死？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我大姨置办年货，买了五只猪蹄。结果晚上做梦，梦到缺一只脚的猪对她哭诉：「还我蹄来……」吓得第二天赶紧又买了三个猪蹄。", "question": "你亲身经历过哪些听起来像段子一样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "山奥的村庄里，一行勇士到达时被村民们拦住，似乎要发生争执。这时出现了一位村里的长老，他说：“等等吧，年轻人。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1685289"}
{"text": "中国式的八大宽容：大过年的、人都死了、来都来了、都不容易、还是孩子、岁数大了、为了你好、习惯就好。 ​​​", "question": "你亲历过哪些「道德绑架」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“饲养员辞职了？”", "question": null, "star": 538, "type": "I2T", "image": "5280461"}
{"text": "寻找另外一位共同照顾的人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2692215"}
{"text": "匆匆忙忙终于充上电，开机了以后才发现，她没回复你。", "question": "李宗盛《山丘》 中「越过山丘，才发现无人等候」是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找到了打败自带BGM角色的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9T7VicSbmyReG1cKaLJCkUUOvAribTlGJ4iaTJ4Z7tb9wlwcmpcRLGOQ4EQ"}
{"text": "在食堂本想打 6 元的青菜面，看到后面是心动的妹子，果断点了碗牛肉面", "question": "你见过哪些非常虚荣的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最有紧张感的BGM了", "question": null, "star": 671, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7rtr3oxadj60zb1jjdrt02"}
{"text": "是在找厕所", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "错别字的笑话太长了。", "question": "无法言喻的瞬间", "star": 900, "type": "T2T", "image": "7113645"}
{"text": "在车展体验 A60 的时候试了下座椅按摩功能，结果朋友叫我的时候差点掏出了按摩店的会员卡。舒适按摩座椅，江淮瑞风 A60 为你打造舒适车内空间", "question": "广告 · 有什么比较新颖的方式形容车内舒适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "迷宫饭！！！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "「没事，只要你们不问我借，说我是沙特王子都行」", "question": "买了个 Kindle，室友都表示不理解，并且都说土豪怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“……但不适合谈恋爱。”", "question": "身边的女生说我很适合结婚，应该怎么理解呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的好的，我知道了，能请你把音量再调低一些吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175725"}
{"text": "。。。我还以为是一只狗发的问题呢。。。", "question": "怎么才能在嬉戏中打赢一只猫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这下就算被说成是超级马里奥，这个人我也能接受。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3544691"}
{"text": "偏离的出招方式", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064440"}
{"text": "在不能笑的场合看到了巨好笑的笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luydJ7c0el81RTXnCiaChRzofv0iaBtkicaNllKNxZZVcm98g2BSkX8tLIJQ"}
{"text": "是最后的晚餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcjajw5lslj30ci0eltck"}
{"text": "我原以为你会用这种能力的。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7136890"}
{"text": "福男 -> 幸运儿/有福之人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6022476"}
{"text": "警察：这就是你偷的所有赃物吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "实际上我是阿根廷人。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6520563"}
{"text": "七大会议", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "肛肠科医生：说真的，你不能再什么都往里面塞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75RPjAAp2cneR15SJ6MJ4aZibNBFww7vKiaBXzYkzqaAn20heiaokHezVibYg"}
{"text": "限时3分钟到3秒，只针对方便面。", "question": "抽奖的失败框里好像能抽到1次10日元的几率。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5781865"}
{"text": "你家的门是不是很窄啊？", "question": "反派常说的话。", "star": 2695, "type": "T2T", "image": "7078439"}
{"text": "今天的节目同时教了女子防身术和反女子防身术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfByWq12BvhE3ricShg88iauzTZDraurZWQaKBwDLdmQeZMmNicwndSPxibIg"}
{"text": "后来的人先被叫号用餐了", "question": null, "star": 251, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbdkbe4y9sj61401hcqfl02"}
{"text": "和我们互换了身体的猫咪果然不会开车", "question": null, "star": 786, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "我开始对自己的变化感到困惑，慢慢地变成了一个巨人。", "question": null, "star": 12458, "type": "I2T", "image": "2768829"}
{"text": "顾客，那个E·T，没有结账对吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374294"}
{"text": "一只小猫在椅子上，我拼命地阻止，但没人相信，似乎会在法庭上有罪。现在就在这里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4904683"}
{"text": "我错把松弛剂加倍注射了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6055871"}
{"text": "屎上雕花", "question": "怎么看待漫画《进击的巨人》最终卷突然宣布加页？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿姨，我已经不需要儿童餐了呢！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "所以我的工作就是一直抓着透明人的手确保他还在这", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicrnNUNSfMYpaNvicB6fEyajEjL897ibzb8RONUKiaFULSiaZZl8icaQVuIcw"}
{"text": "恭喜你，生八桥可以随便吃！", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "转体30圈，20个前空翻。", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦制造中", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "这是对方的工作。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6077599"}
{"text": "都没带纸，看到前面有一只小白兔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwSgQTbKaKtLmzv1wLYPcmvBIyEbZ8td4mcWvTTsR9LElpmoxKKYCNkg"}
{"text": "摇篮曲走心了", "question": null, "star": 219, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsd9y00x20j61481dlah502"}
{"text": "生物课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g41ws7wg2lj20k50quq6b"}
{"text": "日本完了。", "question": "您对这个问题做了全面的调查和研究，结果如何？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7151244"}
{"text": "鞋带被绑在一起", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "这里的温泉功效是促进大脑血液循环，使头脑变好，但泡得过久会适得其反。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622285"}
{"text": "回头看，看见小渊泽疑子在那儿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038851"}
{"text": "我听说有一个适合新手的真人CS活动……", "question": null, "star": 161, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338570"}
{"text": "赛搏朋克", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0jm7Ngt42pTiaiciaCb1e5Su0HVJboIB5MMBLmwbQNvuDZpjaWtK6S9HQqGzkzWPmmapic7BWs0RiaLw"}
{"text": "麻花辫短发。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5851709"}
{"text": "接下来读水浒传第二十三回", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBYe3PzZ50c3fEy45skMJnkl0lRPQ9NDaTLLIlFc6VyPQWnObaXGOQiaA"}
{"text": "是新一葛格的任务罢了", "question": null, "star": 154, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "夫妻吵架时出现了身份不明的劝架英雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxjd9ie7l0j30ci0el771"}
{"text": "师傅，这头发能理个中分吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib85rBAPCClNDX2mRjBbpqWbZgubTPicohTzmU8zWyumX5ssZogN3GJr5w"}
{"text": "搜索 小孩认为自己是竹蜻蜓怎么办。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "再玩五分钟手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcQ5Nu45RexdUOYq0x2zHiaFlfPxqBVcXMGzEuO3Vnqiax8rPIJ91cMgUQ"}
{"text": "想起了那天对这个变身心跳加速的回忆。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "6608041"}
{"text": "亲，不管什么剧都该上厕所就上厕所，我一女性朋友爱憋尿，憋出了尿结石，男性朋友更不用说了。", "question": "可不可以推荐一部看到舍不得上厕所的韩剧?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友说紫外线太强了啊，但是听起来比她想的还要夸张。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "1286407"}
{"text": "把大草莓看小的脸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7134394"}
{"text": "喧哗 translates to 喧闹 or 吵闹 in Chinese.", "question": "即使打九五折也不想买的东西", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6292730"}
{"text": "小游三师匠，你在干什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4380116"}
{"text": "把一辆汽车放在车筐上驮着走的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20BD1ibgFom3j2Q9x967XIfB8MicB585Hu6YNibBejOTic5pR0XfTyiageiauA"}
{"text": "工作方法改革", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw289fpob3j20yi0xh1kx"}
{"text": "新猎人被释放了。", "question": null, "star": 99, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041717"}
{"text": "车子不听话。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1230075"}
{"text": "是不是肾透支了世界上最快的三种生物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RX04OCZL6HECcueicPxPGArvcYkpqFVyCSEENdu3gf5b09KDHbC1IDsRqSzhicllOaMpNGqberFA5A"}
{"text": "别总用手指着别人，你这个混蛋！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdGrNyjODbRmt9Id0x03W5Sn08x47FE6osyia4vEjYUWoYksCyMILMXsA"}
{"text": "血便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDw7bwFZPRkGUlbOhNBaJ0FibCTPjO2iaz5R5qtI9ic7YC5FojfLIQ5jiaYQ"}
{"text": "「别跑啊马赛克」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eg5rklmhysj208i0bsaal"}
{"text": "是对理想人生的剧透。", "question": "偶像的价值是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你给我听好！你知道自己在家里的地位吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7031390"}
{"text": "头发的颜色", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "主人发现家里的白猫样子有些奇怪之后果断拔掉了电源", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqi1omq501j20bi09cdhp"}
{"text": "你妈让你去整点枸杞，不是让你去整个狗骑！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RsyNo7F1icyw6IPV5zmHrXWRhEmzEOFdd7GPT6zVE5NTn3fNJN1jy7ug"}
{"text": "兄弟，你真的以为这样就行了吗？/ 你真是个傻瓜，一个人就能让棒球和足球比赛都停下来的力量你知道吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6960548"}
{"text": "一个只有三个月生命的男子真的很痛苦。", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 154, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "我几乎要被佛祖拯救了。", "question": "被称为“佛”的中园老师也在最后一节课发飙了，发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383372"}
{"text": "可以扫码支付", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaQ5WJoqoEEBbfRULxDJhO1hGellxQZrdlCxD9cQJRqlsVPGOpiapaLwA"}
{"text": "法兰克福有点儿下流。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6077413"}
{"text": "碍事的爷爷", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvxqtmy0b3j20yi0zaarh"}
{"text": "爷爷说'这一手能赢吗?'然后就一动不动站了两个小时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "174126"}
{"text": "孙女，这就是我用你的照片约到的新男友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icolCJ3NHCGibLhR2EE9pz0oNfibHDB9bpCjdttJiccNe3cAfFdib8IY6RqA"}
{"text": "在大雄家放的炸弹还有10秒……永别了大雄」『这次的逃脱可真是苦战呢~静香~』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h01lqxwaipj30ci0eljv2"}
{"text": "因为这是镜子的背面。", "question": "为何汉代四神方位以及汉代铜镜中东王公和西王母位置与现代方位标准相反？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子：？？？", "question": null, "star": 1315, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi4ky9c85ij20yb19rtfj"}
{"text": "那就是地球的巨噬细胞吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "您可能会觉得辛苦，但是请您确认一下...这真的不是您的丈夫吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3655994"}
{"text": "婴儿奶瓶可以实现躺在床上喝水，饮料……", "question": "有哪些尚未普及却非常好用的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不知道应该点击哪里。", "question": "当我有一维女朋友时的一些经历，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351249"}
{"text": "星星被逮捕了。", "question": "新节目笑点：深夜两点半警察常做的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6883565"}
{"text": "秦始皇和汉武帝，在诗词方面还是略有不足呢……唐太宗和宋太祖，比文采的话，会输的哟~一个时代的天选之子一一成吉思汗，大概只会拉弓射老鹰吧？永恒的时间中，他们全部消失了！论受欢迎的程度,我才是当之无愧的第一哦！", "question": "如何用日本轻小说腔讲述中国故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欢迎来献血。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375322"}
{"text": "像初恋的人。", "question": "我讨厌这样的蟑螂。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4904326"}
{"text": "被鲁邦戏弄了。", "question": "当我有一维女朋友时的一些经历，请告诉我。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351249"}
{"text": "浴室的淋浴喷头太低了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em2ia1fj5nj20be09qab1"}
{"text": "观看真人版恶魔人后的感想。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6424211"}
{"text": "米和柠檬。", "question": "那个人一眼就能看出来。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6901381"}
{"text": "首先他不需要经过你同意......其次，如果信号基站装的少，手机会成倍的放大天线功率以吸收电话信号，辐射更大。最后，太阳辐射大一些，这边建议先联系一下后羿。", "question": "移动未经业主同意便在楼顶搭设 5G 基站群，直线距离不到 3 米，如何投诉要求拆除？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中国人在挥手。", "question": "请您告诉我电梯的运作原理。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2013597"}
{"text": "压在心里的石头终于……砸脚上了", "question": "被拒绝是什么体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公司是两套双层单元房。第一天到公司，上完厕所发现抽水坏了，放着小桶，只能用桶子接了水再冲。后来发现其他两个厕所都是用小桶冲水。后来研究了一下，不是抽水坏了，是抽水下面的水龙头被关了。去问行政，被告知，用桶省水呀。ㄟ(▔ ,▔)ㄏ", "question": "有哪些关于奇葩老板的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿，被抛弃的粪便竟然也被我发现是我干的了...！", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "6750058"}
{"text": "三个月后离家出走的父亲出现了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7171342"}
{"text": "礼仪讲座的第一天。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673352"}
{"text": "他/她轮班了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5778293"}
{"text": "就是你把我的蓝色裤子抢走了对吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "那个箱子里的绿色粉末加点水搅拌一下就变成了蘸料芥末，所以用多少就调多少比较好。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "买单时人全都不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h52ovn2qobj30ci0eljut"}
{"text": "鱼：不要为我吵架了啦", "question": null, "star": 136, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "我憧憬着成为《闪电十一人》中的角色，终于实现了这个化身。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1474844"}
{"text": "老姜把机器猫的头误投给了小面包超人。", "question": "当安妮和哆啦A梦进行梦幻合作时，常见的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2843115"}
{"text": "砰砰砰砰——！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3123960"}
{"text": "谁第一个笑谁输！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "谢谢圣诞老人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDxtGNPBAqvViarAt3rzhK8svXh09YvNfW8GQAgVkI3ZpbGQtgUbLa67A"}
{"text": "听我说谢谢你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHaDEccW3Z7Yia0EMSpmfSY1C7A7DzhaCkMZutB41mcj6HD6lwZOtIQsg"}
{"text": "冬季制服何时开始[搜索］", "question": null, "star": 142, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hauz7blfh0j6140198n5h02"}
{"text": "挤牛奶的", "question": null, "star": 484, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznrqso71hj615a1hogr502"}
{"text": "老太太在河边洗衣服时，金币和银币像咚巴拉一样漂过来。", "question": "童话简易模式。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631315"}
{"text": "别说古典音乐圈了，我觉得他应该连小区朋友圈都混不下去了", "question": "李云迪嫖娼被抓后，后续的艺术生涯会怎样？还能活跃在古典音乐圈吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上：男生购物路线下：女生购物路线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq3oBmaXmWLiao7MTHlgib6zk7YeC6ZrrliczHLq98I324oNRrlJicsakIVfA"}
{"text": "你不是人类而是猫猫哦", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "你要有张艺谋。", "question": "《三体》中人列计算机是否有可能性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不开刀治痔疮都TM是骗人的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1hpggj20ft0e6wh5"}
{"text": "倒了的怪人也要好好吃饭。这就是自给自足啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5072578"}
{"text": "即使洗漱间的柜子上的镜子盖开着，也不能关上。", "question": "恐怖电影常见的事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4809586"}
{"text": "炸油中瞬间的水花。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6421732"}
{"text": "富士山啊！", "question": "用教科书上的词汇来大声喊出必杀技！", "star": 39, "type": "T2T", "image": "3952915"}
{"text": "吸烟室", "question": null, "star": 123, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h87243kjv1j61401hcdnt02"}
{"text": "把这个乘以一万亿倍，感觉非常麻烦。", "question": "把它放大十万一倍，变得非常麻烦和讨厌。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1682622"}
{"text": "烦！家里菜地又冒出石油了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3sbTAF83noStEOHZlC4JqpAjrO29Y3bZoUmEOaTa5ibib09n1VSWf7rtQ"}
{"text": "那你们在交往吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x8r9YYvDpHeic4Hzh0C8hcy2uRoU4GkcpmdriarWZJaficaQAejwHon2tvw"}
{"text": "不好意思我大姨妈来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVVPokBYHUwhc0jCXtIkOlcOMice5oWibcRnxGlybicfd0Mw0PEd65BJWFw"}
{"text": "你老是说的牙狼剑就是这个吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3011423"}
{"text": "点菜时只有一份菜单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRr9mcjibleoiaFicElKo8adzvMTibhjxrXww0UmnXDGAqsurqqaa4f5zSGgg"}
{"text": "热菜点太多了，去两个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pOFK6c9WibQzvWrLc0lC1o6AyMPwicUKBPqyDtianw0muaYCJdJIcGibV2g"}
{"text": "把番茄酱料包拍碎在老板桌子上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HhUHfw5qK9JgmB463zp4bZI3J8TsFF2JsyjbZrdMnGjgJ1pB7icQFXrA"}
{"text": "参加二次会的人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3786445"}
{"text": "当你妈妈气冲冲地过来要揍你但你及时回房锁上了门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8eqDSYVpgyZzexEicia1IHfORKBFbBLShzlFE4bvAlstEa8C9VsMFChuw"}
{"text": "整形失败案例", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6130057"}
{"text": "分发食品", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "拖半年，肚子没大再说……", "question": "遇到了之前的女神突然勾引我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一次我们出去旅游住酒店聊起来主题酒店的话题。嗯……只见他掏出手机，打开相册，选中一张照片。「宝贝下次我们去住这个吧，上次我和 XXX 一起去住的，特别帅，你看 blabalabalabalabala」XXX 是他前女友", "question": "男朋友最傻的时候是什么时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买了很多老妈超爱吃的黑糖面包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs1comemb1j30ci0elguu"}
{"text": "天气刚刚转暖后的街上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Bak2PdSjSudgota2Tich9BAvfYbPJ4iaRQVILOd1NMsJCfarzsSAvZd6uw"}
{"text": "PIGU一击！光之美少女", "question": null, "star": 79, "type": "I2T", "image": "3775481"}
{"text": "单排碰到4个开黑的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibmiaiaiahAYZibs92lsia9d006Ik6GsAibHxm9z8YJHVsEQR7icmtZeiaHJZnwg"}
{"text": "蒙娜丽莎的群体", "question": "请在那幅著名画作的标题后面加上三个字，使之变得混乱无序。", "star": 586, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109162"}
{"text": "海带的安全带很长。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7304114"}
{"text": "拍照的时候，总是会碍事。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1934540"}
{"text": "觉得中国的城市名称没有历史感？来看看这个：「你是哪里人？」「堪萨斯的。」「堪萨斯州啊，哪个市？」「不是，是密苏里州堪萨斯市，你呢？」「华盛顿的。」「首都啊！」「不是华盛顿特区，是华盛顿州西雅图市。」「我在哥伦比亚大学读的书。」「你们那里毒贩是不是很多？」「哥伦比亚大学在纽约！不在哥伦比亚共和国。你什么大学毕业的？」「华盛顿大学。」「我去过你们学校，就在我们密苏里。」「不是密苏里州的圣路易斯华盛顿大学，我说了我是西雅图的！」#美帝人民的日常新英格兰人民特别有「历史感」，把英国的地名原样不动全部搬了过来：纽约、波士顿、剑桥、曼彻斯特……「你是哪个大学的？」「哈佛。」「我最近可能要去美国，到时候找你玩。」「好啊，你什么时候来剑桥找我。」「你个骗子，你不是说你是美国哈佛的？怎么又跑去英国剑桥了？」「……」", "question": "为何中国大部分省会的地名都改得不成样子了，一点历史感都没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请选择角色开始游戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgPws3fo6OcM1k2EExAs9KM8QVfdVsIykQllhjTWxmP90t2CmhMKXLGnIoagIq9PiaiajzFWt1gFib4w"}
{"text": "对不起，我对题目的有趣性反应不过来……", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "每一个吃不胖的人都有副功能紊乱的肠胃。", "question": "长得美又吃不胖是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，今天工资又低了，还是得去便利店吃晚饭。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954361"}
{"text": "假如一个山东人有 1000 元的话，经过山东电视台的宣传，你会觉得这个山东人有200块。", "question": "山东的 GDP 这么高为什么还被说穷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金阁寺和银阁寺。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4018294"}
{"text": "又和福一起被欺负了。", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "通过先发行的漫画版找到了凶手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0nVjfLUuI1pbQhj13BKqtTq0yHIc3Xn3RO2hhSrJvTESAPeBfdNVJzg"}
{"text": "我们宿舍楼周围有一群流浪猫。有一只长得特别可爱，也特别肥。我室友买了一包猫粮经常喂它。我们宿舍有个体重计，于是他就想称一下猫有多重。每次把猫放在体重计上，要不一下就跑掉了，要不爪子还在地上，总之称不到准确的重量。我看不下去了，于是说你特么不能先称一下自己多重，然后再抱着猫称一下，就不知道猫多重了吗？这货破口大骂，你以为老子没想到？只不过我不敢称自己多重罢了。", "question": "室友哪些行为让全宿舍人笑到爆炸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为老师拖堂只能看着其他班同学冲向食堂的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOc8Gh4qH39UeIfg2NgwLECol6rEibLfewOmgsFIx1OWpNokOxlWsC88mQ"}
{"text": "哪怕掉了多少次也会重新长出来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7301646"}
{"text": "为什么从没有人见过真的圣诞老人？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "看到恐怖画面时姐姐偏要开妹妹捂脸的手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec0w8u7praj20b20crta2"}
{"text": "喜欢开远光灯是吧", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "以下为标准答案：男朋友：你要懂得blablabla.....blablabla.....女朋友：哦哦，我知道鸟^--^ 。瞬间获得卖萌属性+崇拜感属性+装懂事属性。", "question": "妹子说什么话 男生会觉得特懂事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搞到薯条了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "牵着白猫的消防员", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "父母来教做人的道理，社会来教做狼的道理。这个人会是一个优秀的人。父母来教做狼的道理，社会只能在监狱里教他做人的道理了。", "question": "不从小就向孩子还原社会残酷的原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当时去德国念书的时候，想带一只小乌龟去做伴。于是把它用胶带纸缠起来放在书包里。结果安检时引起了怀疑，一个安检小姐姐拿起这个胶带纸缠成的球体仔细看。突然发现胶带缝隙里面有个眼睛在看着她。顿时吓得尖叫起来。当然最后小乌龟没带成，被家人领回去了。", "question": "安检人员曾检查出哪些可怕/奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等你真正谈恋爱了，会发现做别的事情才是浪费时间。", "question": "谈恋爱是一件浪费时间的事情吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要我说，到红旗路农贸市场最合适！", "question": "双十一在淘宝、京东、当当、苏宁、抖音、知乎哪个平台上购物最合适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在监听隔壁家的夜间活动。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388642"}
{"text": "帮下忙，落枕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "E 是挂票，印度有售。", "question": "高铁上为何没有座号 E 呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "巴塔子：“新的面孔啊！哇哦！”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "会被指甲刀剪去上面的部分", "question": null, "star": 506, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go5s2opkq0j610t1d3qa502"}
{"text": "想看她的手机，于是试着用大猩猩的脸来解锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUiaG7g05ssJluuQxv5FibUWPq1v1hSbsBUc1vhGMWqYTUh85Ig7QvSe7Gg"}
{"text": "这就是你说的「我就只尝一口」吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkghcfunbvj30ci0el78l"}
{"text": "遇到一个好男人。", "question": "请创作一个七言的回文诗。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "7164388"}
{"text": "名人和高级公民是不一样的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5502747"}
{"text": "Smell Smelly, Taste Tasty.闻着臭 , 吃着香 。", "question": "你听过最巧妙的英语是哪一句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别写投诉我的话，求求了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "太厉害了，跟得很紧。", "question": null, "star": 4210, "type": "I2T", "image": "574227"}
{"text": "被判死刑后已经过去了60年。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "174126"}
{"text": "不是猫，是你妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SVSje15umvEicadIvLIvteJQJ9SVMlBe0rtia5m4ucyicrHnZQYMYkFGyRqHqZDKsJ3qPSjjRYiaJ6hQ"}
{"text": "我屁股能翘过头 你呢？", "question": null, "star": 200, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "水泥应该干了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv9btvnrycj60ci0eljui02"}
{"text": "被水管甩来甩去的猫星人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eee6vhp3wrj20au0bedgk"}
{"text": "马里奥和大金刚接受采访", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4E8TUbibNINXPicqhLBApm8JN23CF5T0c9QfwGGdoQWAHUjcbxAEYxibBg"}
{"text": "我将成功的减肥效果用视觉化的形式呈现出来了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283822"}
{"text": "我们加了白色的粉末，接下来大家一起搅和吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6642196"}
{"text": "所以我不是黑猫亚当啊！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7300887"}
{"text": "我的 JB… 成精了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "高中的时候急性阑尾炎，被就近送到中医院，然后做手术。手术是个小手术，我也顺利打了麻药准备开刀。然而，刀刺进来的时候无比疼痛以至于我大叫了一声！医生说了我至今难忘的话…… 啊？你还有知觉的啊！", "question": "你在医院时，大夫曾对你说过什么令你震惊的台词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一休和尚死了还在继续说相声。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371633"}
{"text": "打扰了，我是来搬家道别的。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6031512"}
{"text": "是不是你把我妈妈的假睫毛偷走了？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "男友表白送的礼物有点硬核", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "春天卖焦糖布丁夏天卖可乐炒冰秋天卖可乐鸡翅冬天卖姜汁可乐价格永远比同行低 15%第一年小摊变店铺第二年注册商标和知识产权，成立董事会，开连锁店第三年招加盟商，原材料价格优惠，还提供免费店经理培训第四年建厂房，安装成套灌装流水线，各连锁店赠送自主品牌可乐做推广测试，成立基金会第五年请明星做代言，入驻央视广告，组建研发团队开始产品创新，在知名学府设立奖学金第六年 A 股上市，兼并同行业公司，做赞助商组建自己的球队，开辟海外市场第七年投资生物医药、生命健康领域基础研究第八年砸钱基础制造、工程建筑第九年投标参与国防军工、能源建设……第 N 年，本公司科研人员发现并验证一种实现可控核聚变的方法，以糖水作为原材料，可持续输出稳定、清洁的电能第 N+1 年，天下太平", "question": "如果你有一瓶永远也喝不完的可乐（500ml），你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "制作费用被削减得太多。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6467585"}
{"text": "他好像要被带到罗生门的阳台上……", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "买吧，看题主这性子以后保准还用得上。", "question": "为了一件三万八的婚纱和准老公吵翻了，我错了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你肚子里这个起名了吗？“嗯。雪花纯生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnES56hUKSM8Q5n87slcwLX67KkcfhlWawX6x5bkrj9aAiaZjJhvD5w3iboA"}
{"text": "裁判，池子里的水哪里去了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee85c3GNvx0axL42ib8CewPw4XMx0Covl5uIia9OyhftxnHVMPKUyLh9YuQ"}
{"text": "全副武装的boss总会漏出致命的弱点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7n1gdttZ6GNkKjRow3n3MVokBKFlKNBWlPu4Pl9DcHLgsWaTMhT1Ff5g"}
{"text": "师傅救不回来咱们就分行李吧，俺家翠兰儿还等着俺……俺还惦记着俺家翠兰儿……不知道俺家翠兰儿……耳朵里这点碎银子还等着给翠兰儿……", "question": "你喜欢的让人脸一红的深情句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你腿真好看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3577672"}
{"text": "流行歌星", "question": "让我把你迷住吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2488775"}
{"text": "你彼得叔叔", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "嗯~衣服好难干啊~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7049142"}
{"text": "阿水 ", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "埋狗勾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv2cbykz1wj60ci0elwgt02"}
{"text": "体温36.6°℃，正常！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrXcWkBMZNB8oKdVePicx13yG989upFeneUDAogfhHW96Wk1U2QFT9GuA"}
{"text": "不会抽陀螺就不要抽", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "因为没有接到客户的电话，所以我能够专心工作。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "早知道就不抢首映场第一排的票了。", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "大雄你知道吗，我这边留着任意门的使用记录哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvV2GA4rZd5VAOIFL4klAQ3hr6oDzkqyLzZgI4I1eFhiaWbVF4MPSdA0g"}
{"text": "花花也在为你加油哦。", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "墙中的时装秀", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5866354"}
{"text": "在生存游戏中，当感觉自己要输时就放火烧掉东西。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7104010"}
{"text": "上了大学就再也不“因为”“所以”了。太麻烦！什么你问我用什么？？？当然是用：显然有、显而易见、可以发现、易知、容易知道、立刻就有、不难发现、平凡的……apparently, obviously, it's apparent that, it's obvious that, immediately we have, is trivial...这就是高中和大学的区别（狗）", "question": "是否大学数学不允许用∵和∴这俩符号？如果是，为什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "颜色回不来...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6578231"}
{"text": "文章里有很多“不知道”。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3496072"}
{"text": "我是镇长。", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "嘿嘿～幸好让你女装了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc8jp1rzelj30ci0elacl"}
{"text": "教练的指令通过Wi-Fi传过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2iiqnzz4cj20m60m6jua"}
{"text": "早高峰成功挤上一号线的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8l2k887dij20g30fawfe"}
{"text": "我在和仓鼠说话。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "小学时老师都用红笔判卷子。有一次数学老师红笔都没水了，改用铅笔判的最后几份，其中就有我的。成绩惨不忍睹不说，还要求家长签字。我的数学成绩一直不好都是全班倒数，那次又考了五十多分。回家我就一直在想怎么不挨揍，于是拿橡皮把分数改成 90 多分，叉都改成对勾，打算签好字再回来。怕我爸细看看出破绽，就等第二天早上临走时给我爸看：啊爸有个卷子忘记找你签字了。掏出来我爸一看哎哟不错啊。爽快签了。我赶紧把卷子放书包里上学去了。到学校坐下来赶紧吧分数改回五十多分。发现旁边我爸拿水笔签了个： 别骄傲，有进步ಥ_ಥ", "question": "你有哪些被自己的机智坑了的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狼心卖掉同甘共苦多年的仓鼠君买了新耳机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9t0gupb8gj30ci0elab9"}
{"text": "先生，我最近肌肉疲劳得很厉害。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "3348725"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈！看看我这个残废能说出什么来！我呀！我呀！", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "两位对吗？不，不是一起的”“不，不是一起的”", "question": null, "star": 274, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grek4rifzbj60u0190qao02"}
{"text": "聚会当天嘀咕了一句：该来的没来，不该来的都来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1ew8pXUFW29PRqMjWlwb1zyKwcfwniby5icXYDEhhsDkScQnXCpsiabhB6A"}
{"text": "不要自己觉得冷就给 ta 加衣服。我的童年真是热死了。", "question": "有了自己的孩子，你会采取哪些和自己父母不一样的儿童教养方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一位洁癖正要离开别人家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWmZPqk8p28hvwXsqS4HxZ7FJ8GYnwlNzMRjclnbm3Pc3wwTjVrteFgQ"}
{"text": "多喝水；慢点啊；早点休息吧；别生气了", "question": "有哪些简洁的人生建议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦胖梦拿出道具，喊到“肉肉的手……”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "这次不是凶手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrNDIkiaX6M3gYJrBnvTNuAQ4XXXkqjR2Ms48BWExzB8LPICI8lmLX0Sg"}
{"text": "爸爸偷吃的奶，终归是要还的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSko3AZ3Lgra5qXEMHWtrM3XpOUtPHcnUqVhEQLnFKoLUyHicagvlNWicA"}
{"text": "磨牙声吱吱响。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380389"}
{"text": "宠物开发者：先把这个做出来应该能卖出去吧！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1846881"}
{"text": "蚊子会被光吸引。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6570685"}
{"text": "再敢说我上课吃瓜子的，有如此角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t1OerTWZLmRbc0Yz4zaDsicKiccFHx50J1y6LgBQWEwG1RtKicwsPZziaCg"}
{"text": "这特么明明是给我的一记耳光！！！", "question": "14 岁女孩高考 677 分是不是对中国教育模式的一记响亮的耳光？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在看电视的夫妻俩突然打起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZIYqBKlfshefjd8QDYFpTcXDKpvjvapVcLdyLRhwM5erbZXsWgd3yEQ"}
{"text": "干涉美国内政的机会来了...如果我们不接单的话.... 评论区 @你还会拉丝：晚了，接不接单都干涉了现在！", "question": "如何看待网传义乌再获大量特朗普竞选商品订单，特朗普会连任美国总统吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捡起落叶就能变成拾叶人了。(з｡经营模式з)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6074720"}
{"text": "好吃啊！嗯...嗯嗯！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3019931"}
{"text": "我和那只月亮上的兔子战斗了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3288147"}
{"text": "我也想养你啦……可是老妈不准……公寓也禁养人类……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr0pp0nrpzj30ci0eljxw"}
{"text": "被捕后，被迫说出有关游泳的事情。", "question": "用弓箭作为武器的角色的常见设定。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2426823"}
{"text": "我的股票走势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJogL9KJiamAngu1KMicUib2HQ3RyiaibyF0wFQqxQ5qRNZRP2Bibic2IhKgsTsA"}
{"text": "班主任:我一进来就看见你俩说话", "question": null, "star": 242, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "老奶奶开始看到从河里漂来桃子的幻觉。", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "我在大学的时候就发现有些化学的讲解跟初中不太一样。于是，我去问我那位已经是化学教研员的爹。我爹说：「是啊，你要是看的更深入，会发现初中很多知识点都有漏洞的。」我说：「那为什么不补全呢？科学不是要更加严谨吗？」我爹说：「你还嫌当年不够累？」", "question": "如何看待中学教材中的不严谨内容？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喵~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqd8j2ht5cj30ci0el78k"}
{"text": "董事长是鸟谷敬。", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "学校的宿舍。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "这家伙肯定是不良少年...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3416470"}
{"text": "完了！想不出吐槽语", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "那么接下来，请大家欣赏《森君退出的真相》。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1879353"}
{"text": "不是配吐槽语，但这真他妈像昨晚只睡了三个多小时的我", "question": null, "star": 171, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "我被外国人问路了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "678453"}
{"text": "内裤翻倍。", "question": "麦当劳终于推出了深夜麦乐送服务！具体内容是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6493176"}
{"text": "这个白痴，稍微想一下‘人’字的构成就能明白吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3477119"}
{"text": "有。我的一辈子。", "question": "有没有那种看完了大半本男主还没出现的言情小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "集金人：支付宝用户", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6435781"}
{"text": "说了同时上只能顶3分钟！你们到底有没有在听！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gokve3ykj0j30ci0elthp"}
{"text": "已经没钱赔玻璃啦", "question": null, "star": 174, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "睡觉前犯傻，睡醒后还迷糊。", "question": "睡觉前说句话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4416715"}
{"text": "阿姨，我拿它换一筐竹子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HMenZfewLCSk1icYzS3YrMUKw4uunSPfxVqKR6y4h7BcNwlxLS6V1knw"}
{"text": "我最喜欢。hand hands load loads 旱的旱死涝的涝死", "question": "有没有类似“duck不必”的谐音梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "停水了？？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bokk25xTPrR0w3rGFW174vovblSqZud6WogiaWfqnsZxTXCHCaMib0hA5Q"}
{"text": "当法拉利变成了新手签到奖励", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq30XbudU1stLolflicJ1CdTCaP0onRRHfpQibzibuYetPeIcmQtn6vJVlOg"}
{"text": "世界上不就是脸蛋和金钱吗？", "question": "请创作一个七言的回文诗。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7164388"}
{"text": "用这个姿势都能踢赢国足", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcNFT6ZGZFT3C8WCPaTKwvbBPSdDEW51t92lxviaibLKNjaVMF2W5bFzhA"}
{"text": "完美的躲开了月老的所有红线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibwTS54dIr2Skdvicmt1bQapwd4icwZWicekQgKawhY9KDzibwiboYl8fXloQ"}
{"text": "酋长，美军托我给您带个话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibSw0ZhHPx4Tf5gXRx1AXAYpAGJBftQ4uibsgvcbowSTgzicn9W6pvB1nA"}
{"text": "从泰国回来的哥哥更换了头像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6d5Eibc7bXicBXqR1PSa0mTtiaeNsDASZNJLNo5ibHTLznbmZMARzSjuFIFQ"}
{"text": "只能在晚上19：00-19：30播放节目", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBzGlq50DKsc8iaicMhN5Ru4H7YCIiccRY0ibdqAWMejX2Lgp0bwPpdyJJ4Q"}
{"text": "可能是叫我的名字吧...？对不起，我在想事情，完全没有注意到。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177440"}
{"text": "右边没车！左边没车！前边……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7r1pjfycuj30ci0el76s"}
{"text": "今天要戴避孕套吗？", "question": "10月30日那天，请用礼仪的眼光看待马蒂，并且装傻。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1728756"}
{"text": "还是不要去偷鸡为好。", "question": "多少只鸡能战胜一个人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "右下角的角色叫什么名字我不知道。", "question": "这里不对劲，出了问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4068769"}
{"text": "安倍晋三是日本的前首相。", "question": "你说话我有点听不懂。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387965"}
{"text": "你爱我我爱你，蜜雪冰城甜蜜蜜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZ5xXE8Cug91z7PqBYXqrGmImogsHKHgua8ze6iaJ8EZqKF10IC1pptTg"}
{"text": "这位信息通在各个领域都布满了触角。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5860676"}
{"text": "大概是潜意识里没把越南和朝鲜当外人。", "question": "为何「中国历史上曾长期是世界上最强大的国家之一，但没有留下殖民和侵犯他国的记录」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快点给我听诊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574760"}
{"text": "滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋滋", "question": "如果有一天你在末日的废墟中发现一台收音机，那么你觉得里面会在播放什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "意识到感情起伏很少。", "question": "我越来越觉得我已经老了。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "6087375"}
{"text": "儿子走丢了，都一个小时了还没找到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaf1a30grsj20b40cuq3n"}
{"text": "对不起，我是来取洋葱的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6869139"}
{"text": "Just do IT.", "question": "关于科技互联网领域，最著名的名言都有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做不好。", "question": "请问有什么前所未有的新颖美味的棒状零食新产品吗？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7175071"}
{"text": "主人：“这东西丢多少次都会回来，真是有够顽强的！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4525214"}
{"text": "扣押物品", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941508"}
{"text": "给地球致命一击的是给阿基米德加杠杆的无良金融公司", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHZjpVS4LKlnRiaRibcV9icWEsRhiaoB0VltnhtSOSn2ib4riaViaETcWAILWsQ"}
{"text": "你再怎么闹都不会给你买的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTINpNNb4b6ta0qtEoeedrca9bSwbXHNq8qicLjCXlDZTtN3oSKm0ATzA"}
{"text": "我点进去试了试，确实是一建人物就是 9999 级，而且一身神装，手里一把开天屠龙刀，确实没骗人。我很高兴的以为我无敌了，出了新手村就看一 100 级的在我前面浪，穿着一身布衣手上只一把木剑。于是我一刀砍了过去，结果对方头上飘起一个 -1，然后对方反手一剑，我头上飘起一个 -9999再次回到新手村的我愤愤不平，明明我等级比对方高那么~~多，但是我却打不过他，这游戏还有什么平衡性可言？于是我只好先开始练级。5 分钟后，伴随着一阵激情澎湃的旋律，我看到我的人物身上发出一阵强光，等级变成了 9998，愣住了。", "question": "如何评价一秒 9999 级之类的游戏广告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等街边吵架的散了再走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGObpVC8XibCiaB1JlKE7zuO0e6zwYDyW8Y2c1t9gickOsIGoPXjOeou4Qw"}
{"text": "有一次我胃疼去看急诊，排在我前面的人刚刚看完，医生给他开了开塞露，告知他的家人「塞在肛门里」。他的家人问：「这个（开塞露）怎么吃啊？」医生重复了一遍：「这个不是吃的，要塞到肛门里。」他家人还是问：「是用热水泡了喝下去吗？」医生继续耐着性子：「不是告诉你了吗，外用的，塞肛门里面！」他家人不知道怎么想的，又问：「大夫，那是塞完了再吃吗？塞什么地方啊？」医生终于忍无可忍了，非常严肃地大声说：「还要我怎么告诉你啊，这个不是吃的药！这根本就不能吃！这是外用的药！塞肛门里的！肛门知道吗？就是 P 眼！P 眼！你把这个药，给他（病人）塞到 P 眼里就行了，不需要吃！」当时我实在止不住笑，悲催的是笑得胃更疼了……", "question": "一个人在医院能无知到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快来吧，飞雄马，不要走！", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "“历史上德才兼备的人太少了。你啊，有才”", "question": "有哪些「明褒暗贬」的故事或段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天也要加油吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2492818"}
{"text": "笑的时候。", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "996的一次理发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKib3y7FNn3fxy89icpydIsHputmziaYIuickWUQDMqAviaQkCT6YCf5PQKtww"}
{"text": "大家都能得100分的考试呢。", "question": "大雄在考试中得了100分时妈妈的反应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7162848"}
{"text": "陈寿见此奇书，遂著《三国志》。", "question": "三国众人如果看到《三国演义》会有什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁涂了502在桌上！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "啥编制啊。领导身边根本没油水好吗，天天呆在观音旁边，完全没有自由，又不能贪污又不能回家。同事都是啥？一条龙，一只熊，全部是畜生道的东西。工作地点在哪里？住在竹林里吃素喝露水。身上套五个箍，那猴在如来手里尿尿才套一个箍。衣服也穿不暖，观音和旁边龙女天天穿长裙，就他始终批一肚兜，竹林里多少蚊子。。。迟早登革热。", "question": "红孩儿被观音菩萨收走有了编制，得了善终，牛魔王和铁扇公主应该高兴才对，但却为什么那么恨孙悟空？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国梦任何人只要努力都可以实现；中国梦比较纯粹，就是做梦。", "question": "中国梦跟美国梦的区别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学四年级的时候，我的同桌换成了班主任的儿子。结果就是……整个小学四年级我被叫起来回答问题的次数超过了班级其他同学的总和。只要班主任的儿子上课走神了，我就会被叫起来回答问题；只要班主任的儿子答题答错了，我就会被叫起来改错；只要班主任的儿子感觉不太听得懂了，我就会被叫起来复述难点；只要班主任的儿子作文分比我低，我就会被叫起来朗读自己的作文「互相学习」；甚至体育课上我都会被和班主任的儿子分到一个组，因为我跑的快……总而言之就是，在整整一年的高压环境下，我的各项成绩有了脱胎换骨般的提高，彻底压倒了班主任的儿子……", "question": "上课的老师是自己的父母是怎样的一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我能够数到五万只，不过可惜...如果不能数出后五万只，我就不能见到他了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389220"}
{"text": "我们是旱鸭子团队！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1273343"}
{"text": "因为你玩的是手游，那界面一看就知道是游戏..我有哥们在家玩足球经理，每次他妈来看见他就说是最近新找的实习，帮立博做赔率分析..结果母子俩谈笑风生..", "question": "22 岁了玩个手机游戏还被老妈骂，到底哪里错了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为，为什么突然给我肚子一拳啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtsatoCgXVhO7ia2RticibliaqJSz5xjJa2JbOAibxuqudRIfsPQLA9N7YibeNibZoXwnbZJb7dMPJXY4Yg"}
{"text": "任意门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzzTM1viaUnxo67lfP60xslW2TtOUL94FjS2mVKvhUviaiaPiaKsMEiavatArg"}
{"text": "「如意金箍棒，小小小小小小，再小，再小，小小小……」……「看，霍金教授，这就是黑洞！」", "question": "如果你是孙悟空，你会如何利用自己已有的能力和道具开发出新技能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您好，顾客，已经快要到打烊时间了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6409345"}
{"text": "升迁不成会丢掉工作，什么工作？夺嫡吗？", "question": "男方目前有个升迁机会，如果去争取，他自己和帮他的人需要承担可能丢工作的风险，女方父母应不应该为女婿的工作升迁承担风险？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "擦肩而过", "question": "如果不行的话，请告诉我讨厌的门怎么开。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2273895"}
{"text": "元旦他爸半夜给他发短信说老公节日快乐。", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现男朋友、老公出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了消除哥哥的遗憾，弟弟和父亲一起完成了新的Fire Shot。", "question": "鬼灭之刃剧场版动画无限列车篇", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5655033"}
{"text": "不处理的猪只是猪而已。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3426240"}
{"text": "小熊猫拿下了耳机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5H27BiahYgcHicM8ppDWlnNxt9rMIok58YUxGLN4f6UgqkDibFMQiafUyXcw"}
{"text": "这个月还没来呢。", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "呦，张总！亲自来啊？", "question": "上厕所碰见领导怎么办？要不要招呼，怎么避免尴尬的氛围。", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从去了灵异景点后，肩膀就一直很沉重，而且有些喘不过气来。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "1102322"}
{"text": "今天爸爸给你讲一个《哮天神与二郎》的故事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eucsbgsq5rj20am09pjt6"}
{"text": "你……还在屋里？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3icvq8mWtwqhuqtwNQsyNexTVhthGia1icLLqDsSh5G4AvoibDqco3Uia9yA"}
{"text": "瘦了的上位者朝青龙，胖了的下位者柴田兵卫", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5805510"}
{"text": "我们已经有一个黄头发了！", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "吃饭可以忘记，但别忘了充电。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286860"}
{"text": "看过《封神演义》么？文殊广法天尊、道行天尊、清虚道德真君、灵宝大法师、黄龙真人、太乙真人、普贤真人、慈航道人、玉鼎真人、广成子、赤精子、惧留孙大概就算是元始天尊的博士生。可以跟着导师开山立柜，手里捏着不止一个导师给的项目课题，可以用导师门派的招牌继续收徒，收到的二代弟子依然算是导师门派的再传弟子。申公豹、姜子牙这些人就算是元始天尊的硕士。跟着导师读到年限就被赶下山了，好一点的下山后还能给一个课题项目（如姜子牙的「封神榜」国家课题），差一点就就两手空空的下山，从此和师门再无关系了。而姜子牙以后也只能以自己所承担的师门课题为由和师门发生关系，课题要是干的好以后还算是师门的人，课题要是干不好，怕是以后也就和师门再无联系了。", "question": "硕士和博士有何区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在裤子上打小抄", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "出示驾照！什么？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6838069"}
{"text": "喜欢在鱼缸前开导", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "今天有游泳课。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5931957"}
{"text": "程序未响应", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "老板用玩笑话对我说如果你有这样的能力，你就无敌了w，对此一无所知的下属们对我寄予了超高的期望。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "很遗憾，你这次的演唱我不能给你通过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyZJUPtbpRWL0yUPLJj3aC7fzam8PX2yhg99UeGNDkYwkmxg6CzN6v0A"}
{"text": "静香形象崩塌。", "question": "在动漫化时经常出现的吐槽情节。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6412181"}
{"text": "听来的。高中时学生谈恋爱是猛烈的，学校抓早恋也是猛烈的，特别是当时的德育副校长，40 多岁女性，恨不得把谈恋爱的男女学生都结扎了。然后在一次年级大会上，会上副校长在慷慨激昂的痛斥早恋：败坏风气！学习退步！害人害己！……会下学生低头不语，都臣服在她的淫威下，这个时候，救世主来了。一名男同学站了起来，不可一世的指着该副校长，大声的说:我也拍拖，但是我一直都排在年级前十名！简短、铿锵、有力。会场迷一样的寂静，所有人的眼光都聚焦在这个天之骄子身上，该生四十五度高昂着头，嘴角一丝轻蔑的微笑。这个时候，他的女朋友应该是非常崇拜的眼神望着他。这个时候，副校长不紧不慢的说了一句:「这说明你不够爱她。」因为副校长在舞台上发言，整个会场回荡着「你不够爱她」的回声。该生涨红着脸，坐了下来。所有学生都低着头，继续臣服着……", "question": "你知道哪些猛烈的「翻车」事故？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "17:59", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3ic5TMzTRqOPzFfnqhjSxrI13y5tFvuFQ1dQg6WX2n2ljMzU0bnibrTvg"}
{"text": "大象向麒麟学习！", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "5652201"}
{"text": "和小表弟闹着玩结果打不过的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcFuk16pBzkRuQRF13ibPaoLX8xTcscAmpTEpPiaW3D86qeRkEFHkayEKA"}
{"text": "买一些核心技术专利，买到之后宣布放弃专利权。《中华人民共和国专利法》第四十四条有下列情形之一的，专利权在期限届满前终止： （一）没有按照规定缴纳年费的； （二）专利权人以书面声明放弃其专利权的。专利放弃之后不属于任何人，而是直接进入公共领域，因此不属于赠予。进入公众领域并不一定会公益性，因此不属于慈善。知识进入公共领域后依然不影响你自己或者他人的利用，因此不属于损坏财产。除此之外，还可以购买文艺作品，计算机软件的著作权后放弃。根本的要点在于知识财产可以在不损坏它本身的同时快速在法律上消灭其财产属性这一点。很多争议的是关于第六点：6.所有的资金必须运用到自己身上（应该电影里的条件）。实际上购买知识产权然后放弃可以是商业行为啊，比如开源某些软件。但是弄完之后就不在你资产债务表上了而已。最重要的是从表上消掉而已。", "question": "如果你是《西虹市首富》男主角，你将怎么样在一个月内花光十亿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自习课上第一个发现班主任的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g09kvla46qj20m10n5q5f"}
{"text": "自云先世避 H7N9，孤身一人来此绝境，不复出焉，遂与外人间隔。问今是何世，乃不知新冠，无论德（尔塔）奥（密克戎）", "question": "如何看待男子在 5A 景区自给自足隐居 6 年，被劝返原籍居住？隐居期间是怎么生活的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "民间的声音", "question": "遥不可及的东西", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388945"}
{"text": "西红柿炒蛋形象大使", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJAyFvyEp3WVlk3oVIpia2mQq4DuHaAzZLYJYs1ChmN2mKUynvV3uRLHg"}
{"text": "人质虽然被刀架在脖子上了却恨恨地住了嫌犯的命根子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3GOBHgzUDACD3bgS3En726nciaH4l2fumhicFdddRIyibQIJwXhcqBxmzQ"}
{"text": "玩家约翰", "question": null, "star": 69680, "type": "I2T", "image": "471332"}
{"text": "你能做的威化饼就这水平了。", "question": null, "star": 65, "type": "I2T", "image": "4475935"}
{"text": "还要买！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6066380"}
{"text": "那你得问我同桌。【点击查看更多品牌信息】", "question": "广告 · 和学霸坐同桌是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "四个人，一件啤酒，100 串烤筋，100 串烤肉，一把烤鸡翅滴着油，8 个烤油馍，一人一份炒饼加蛋。怪啤酒喽？", "question": "为什么有的人喝啤酒会猛长肉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十五岁左右的孩子骑着自行车被带走了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3330508"}
{"text": "大型食肉动物", "question": "一个人被困在孤岛上，你可以空投东西给他，投什么才最残忍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为优秀的女性想找优秀的男性，而优秀的男性只想找年轻漂亮的女性。", "question": "为什么有「剩女问题」？为什么中国女性这么优秀，还找不到对象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就放着吧。", "question": "一年又十二年，三十三减去一。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1089001"}
{"text": "那些不结婚的人是失败者，或者把婚姻比作坟墓，这些复杂的事情都无所谓，明天花绮丽不是很可爱吗？这样就可以了啊。", "question": "我想知道人生的正确答案，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4755432"}
{"text": "被骗了/骗子", "question": "我幸福地生活过。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "4381452"}
{"text": "当事人或非当事人。", "question": "世界上有两种人。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349654"}
{"text": "打坐", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "晴天。", "question": "用四个字打动我的同情心。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365219"}
{"text": "当胖了十斤后的我试图穿以前的小裙子时", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "接下来的费用根据情况而定。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318086"}
{"text": "我什么都没做，只会念Nananana...", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "5614483"}
{"text": "在只有玩家的聚会上打败了最终BOSS。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7275662"}
{"text": "不是说变了身再来的吗", "question": null, "star": 119, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "要是每次一从房间出来就说，那他应该是在里面打王者", "question": "孩子在清华数学系读大一，假期回家后一从房间出来就跟我说「我太菜了」，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个人在装逼，好刺眼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymd19wg6j209l091wfh"}
{"text": "变得连矿泉水瓶都拧不开了", "question": "有男朋友时是什么样的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奇葩葬礼", "question": "哎呀，糟糕了，我完全搞砸了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793246"}
{"text": "这次旅费充不充足就看大雄碰瓷是否成功了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bZALicD7Pwibbl97kcicHwT81MtURkMcOChG0pe64kGRRiariaatbuDLNJ7Q"}
{"text": "不是没反应过来，而是没胆子接话茬。", "question": "你错过了哪些异性对你的暗示？ 你的哪些暗示没有被异性理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "并夕夕买的防水眼线笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9HKEMWU1puQZHZpAw6mufa4euZtOS3bnrBbaQny1gPvKQMqOoMdau7A"}
{"text": "因为有一条不通的隧道，所以只能无奈地返回。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6000245"}
{"text": "因为基本的姿势没做好所以扣分。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411195"}
{"text": "你瞅啥 瞅你咋地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "这张太硬……这张太脏……没一张能擦的……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaohSKfPia1I6LH1jRzA9oLcn9C1JYeu0xhx4JYdIpQ8icoicFuOl1UHPyg"}
{"text": "《那个臭小子居然想泡我女儿》第一集", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpZGwvq471ZFeH7jdJJpsBoyQjk40Kp5YAQGPMzGWyCNicRHj9zLK2GLA"}
{"text": "狙击手：麻蛋，打偏了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9aFseozNRvLmXfmT39P46Gpe7zm8qtl46Xmzgo9icOhFCiabOmdrwjBIg"}
{"text": "合肥", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "大迫力十足啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6312157"}
{"text": "这100块钱谁掉的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glosoime9rj30ci0elaij"}
{"text": "姐姐在闹腾，但是没关系。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3288147"}
{"text": "哎呀，球进了那边？", "question": null, "star": 3468, "type": "I2T", "image": "6051616"}
{"text": "「恩。那就鸳鸯锅吧！」", "question": "挽留对方的时候 你做过哪些卑微的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有没有", "question": "可爱的孩子在被抱着的时候的感受。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1837601"}
{"text": "“什么也不用刻，谢谢。”", "question": "你的 iPad 和 iPod 背面刻着什么话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "随机时间旅行时，小男孩和胖子看到了小男孩和胖子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPLyaXPjCxVhISbJVyQ3xibBjrcXNmcUUiat0UN2ribq7JmCDobmclV1aDg"}
{"text": "谁把我埋了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "对不起，我做不到。这太恶心了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361518"}
{"text": "那边看一下。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3629493"}
{"text": "打喷嚏后手上沾了痰，怎么办？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1362018"}
{"text": "所以哆啦a梦你为什么要在房间里贴上大熊和胖虎的海报呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGt2yoiaeoWFox2oEcRZJyYGu5QeI2iayJV4zna6fIJh0ckBKzy4fFAia6icQ"}
{"text": "有奖竞猜：这人的左手放在哪里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKDlzrHWM28yAGtdg6cUIf19LhrEAalOeJUPxyolGF4jPMLHfRzia5pCg"}
{"text": "爸爸，买那个~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1428103"}
{"text": "刚上大学的时候，特别想买个笔记本电脑。放假回家在家里，有天早上，破天荒早起做了一些早饭，我爸疑惑，然后警惕地看着我，问：这顿饭多少钱？", "question": "父母很逗比是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深海里黑漆漆的，谁也看不见谁，大家就随便长长了……", "question": "为什么深海里的鱼都长得那么难看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我把眉毛亲掉过。", "question": "男生亲吻女生时真的不介意把女生的唇膏吃掉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能怪你俩太信任我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyb45l8mgmj30ci0elacx"}
{"text": "喂，是饿了么外卖吗？我叫的四人套餐麻烦换成三人套餐好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R74CV9ko7ibpX8rx6mJ4ON7PK6RVxXf4592CGsUicujSWGjRRv5Gib0ynjmE6h5azEuCaFicibBjERnPA"}
{"text": "等一下，我忘带东西了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6497294"}
{"text": "H5 是一种用在微信上的 PPT。", "question": "H5 是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "九名角色确定参演。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4058925"}
{"text": "移动产房、助产士乘坐。什么样的烂路都能跑过去的产婆巴士。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7381514"}
{"text": "电影院今天改用传统方法做爆米花…..", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBvXp6Oico9jmEvUs3DpBL9hJBLnBI58wfLCQGTRiaScHFjVaKuZDFfPLA"}
{"text": "跟你说过多少遍不要什么事都用暴力解决！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz4vylo3wmj30ci0el0u2"}
{"text": "政治课。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "对了，真凶已经抓到啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnognf3n02j30ci0el438"}
{"text": "熊猫父母的拥抱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrughtetzj20fk0fbajc"}
{"text": "曼特奥", "question": null, "star": 431, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh4bxy83kzj212i1bd13d"}
{"text": "有关部门处理问题的能力一般但很及时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBibvGiaoicrCoWomZ8RDBMbrTY9XFHwVKWodI7LMvJdlzYQCePCicYENGdw"}
{"text": "模拟中指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI00Q2zB31SkoficicNHmV6wqqjgsrjo0nOEwkUUChA248GYqBibwBRX7Zlg"}
{"text": "偷吃巧克力的哥哥和一脸无辜的弟弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBr87RmNiaOzcudtibicPxpWZV7DkaykZ6ucq8Yd140Mk5BBibyHCWficicZ4Q"}
{"text": "那个，你亲眼见过自己的脑子吗……", "question": "从来没有人亲眼见过「地球围绕太阳转」，为什么很多人都信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五名日寇被押赴刑场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8ALCb5YibicCqX4bSpgibjprnU1TucK6iaiapsf9Za24RK9lKGSt3pDctUuQ"}
{"text": "红眼果蝇见到了抖擞精神的白眼果蝇", "question": null, "star": 47, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "人心各异", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3413516"}
{"text": "--世界上有没有绝对的东西？--没有--绝对没有吗？--。。。", "question": "有名的悖论有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "800 买的奥拓，（注意是八百不是八千，八千可以买桑塔纳了），三大件都还活着，这个档次的车，能用就跟新的没多大区别，换了四个轮子，七七八八加起来大概两千落地，开了两个月，座椅穿了，铁架子膈屁股，就上某宝买个新的驾驶座椅，想着该到货了就把破座椅拆了，结果快递迟迟不到，又要出门，就放个小竹凳坐着开车，好死不死遇到交警，把车扣了，不要了……新座椅现在放在阳台上，偶尔上阳台抽烟的时候坐一下。", "question": "开一万块的车是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用旧了的笔中蕴含着生命。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2766264"}
{"text": "手指截肢是小手术，你看我不也过得好好的?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5RGcQ7hBQsJvTYQOVDpNQgP4yRvp8lQA6ia53kwEKTFv3Wh8a8So9icibA"}
{"text": "就像打游戏那样，你开挂了，别人就不爽。", "question": "既然颜值如此重要，为何人们对整容抱有抵抗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开船出去只借到两只箭该如何向丞相交代呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3XJp22WQZrPicNapOhgHn7eBEQ2FYMN03IBXaWsPkf9icVarl275nWN3Q"}
{"text": "你掐 / 怼 / 踢我干嘛？你咳嗽啥？眼睛不舒服？", "question": "「猪队友」可以有多坑人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我拿着自己的麦克风。", "question": "我在KTV，店员用奇怪的眼神看着我，为什么呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6630059"}
{"text": "我新买了件装备刀枪不入……噗~我还没穿。。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmkx8lCGYAVn14ZX2HUNKwVIJPHBKFnibB0ibVuX7Ms5PYXl4XjjdODCcw"}
{"text": "戴上这副眼镜，别人会以你的裸眼视力看你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "喜欢拉屎和撒尿分开，拉屎在主卧床上，撒尿在次卧床上……", "question": "你家猫有哪些独特的癖好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没开车之前看《生死时速》《的士速递》high 得不得了，恨不得主角快一些再快一点，飙翻路边测速器。开车之后再看飞车片，脑子里开始同步配字幕「双黄线你也敢压！」「追尾你全责！」「哎哟超速成这样要撞上婴儿车了！」「妈的先别急着亲女主手好好握方向盘啊！」", "question": "开车的人和不开车的人思维有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家好！是我！和大家开心的重逢！在游戏中一如既往的垫底！那么！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6651239"}
{"text": "1. 揭示了故事发生的背景。2. 渲染了凄凉的气氛。3. 暗示了人物悲惨的命运。4. 揭露了凄惨的社会环境。5. 与即将到来的美好小长假形成鲜明对比。", "question": "为什么每年高考都下雨？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你只要敢说下你的爱好，我可以喷你到死", "question": "为什么这么多人会在夜里三点半爬起来看地球另一端的足球比赛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "至今为止干掉的狗数", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvux41qhinj30ci0elwja"}
{"text": "我家的猫猫不挠人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9hg6o4fjkj30ci0el420"}
{"text": "轮回转生成为乌龟了啊！", "question": null, "star": 1324, "type": "I2T", "image": "2405541"}
{"text": "不再和鲤鱼一起了。", "question": "能告诉我一个看似存在但实际不存在的歌曲标题吗？", "star": 46, "type": "T2T", "image": "4428263"}
{"text": "我想听这边的。", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "在抛出冷门话题时，为了保险起见，去谷歌搜索一下意思，亚马逊的推荐商品就会变得很奇怪。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "不是，难道看恐怖片还图个吉利吗？", "question": "如何看待恐怖片《咒》因诅咒情节太晦气上热搜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚吵完架可家里只有一扇窗户能看热闹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6gRr3W1rOxN0uLEk6TvUUFJgjQfOvfULN73icsRsroLOulvOAKREzPeg"}
{"text": "美味的人类", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmiaJnSficy7GAhyFgevhFQPCW6n7saYpwibDRx2OUz5YAqjh1SklL9cVeRQ"}
{"text": "从第一天开始就加班了五个小时。", "question": "新入职的公司是黑心企业，为什么发现的？", "star": 80, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383785"}
{"text": "如果可以改行就好了。", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "我先把背包丢了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1695497"}
{"text": "我原来也觉得加个套就是对机体设计师的不尊重。但是后来有一次把后玻璃摔碎了就觉得，对设计师的尊重好像不值那么多钱。", "question": "手机到底需要不需要保护套？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "屁的后坐力太强了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibuY4ZpR0KZmMicZA8WdI2f1RMJqFskJicn9apHd5ianzwCP3TOCYYeJVUQ"}
{"text": "一本关于美丽螺钉的图鉴。", "question": "这本书太狂热了以至于卖不出去，它的标题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4219348"}
{"text": "《魔女宅急便》", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "看牙医途中肩膀撞到的小混混一路都在瞪眼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gurxrgl21wj60ci0el0w502"}
{"text": "为了不构成越位，只好瞬间变成足球运动员以外的职业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2Cccv4kiavAeJRb7s5s0ich8odOCS1II53w3Znia7uyFQKIJaklOdgpDf4Yicj5peic5OxP76TytteUw"}
{"text": "全蒸发了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3licha2roj20ll0stjtr"}
{"text": "你没事吧！？要不去酒店吧！还是去吧！马上去吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdho607h63j30ci0elgqj"}
{"text": "高中化学老师：    上到卤素一章，手里拿着瓶氯气猛吸一口：     “同学们，氯气有毒，千万不要...”     就倒了...     “这样吸...”这三个字是在医院里对着我说完的...从此以后再也没有把鼻子凑过去闻东西的习惯...", "question": "你经历过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高座是高座没错，但是和我想象的不一样。该怎么办呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337285"}
{"text": "大头儿子", "question": "看上去很弱的球队名字。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7113418"}
{"text": "孙子孙女外孙外孙女等16人的暑假作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ei5g5m21i7j20ak0ai3zm"}
{"text": "小夫，我要进来了小夫，我要进来了小夫，我要进来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpdgfkJa41zJSPt52msw1XkEsNvTr6vibNJHibrNJ0AicyWJAn4L2kKmG5A"}
{"text": "反派【先从那个颜色鲜艳的家伙开始打起！】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrGWobrXGpkA5ib8qlZPTnCb2Ww0pm0c2ibthrN2bfojVRQicEHiaYpp4lZQmsT8diayvRLLCR2iajZWQw"}
{"text": "技术组开会讨论这根头发是谁掉的", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "我只是换了一百万日元而已。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "专业人士能从这手势中感受到力量。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315557"}
{"text": "欲打喷嚏又打不出来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7105403"}
{"text": "伤害野生动物是犯法的你知道吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3M3HkBO0iaribewGxibBfEZnpOhW1zNDFpOGibhUFprtJzThfG73fb5Q6eg"}
{"text": "我替你们祈求平安，拿100万来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6724562"}
{"text": "这么好的机会，还不赶紧去打 DoTA？", "question": "吵架时女朋友不让你和她说话，也不让你碰她时，怎么做比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们当中有一个人衣服没干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fy7iqpry2tj20mj0mjgoz"}
{"text": "那是我大一刚入学的时候，化学实验课，实验内容已记不清，只记得大概是将反应后的试剂在坩埚内加热提取沉淀物。最终我惊讶的在沉淀物中发现了一种银白色的液态金属物质，稍有化学常识的人都知道常温下呈液态的金属只有一种，那就是汞。可经过我反复检查和思考后都没发现反应物中有汞元素。这时候我得出了一个令人震惊的结论，我提炼出了一种除汞外常温下呈液态的金属元素，我激动的不能自已，直觉告诉我这个发现绝对会震惊化学界，绝对够资格提名并获取诺贝尔化学奖，那时候中国还未得到过任何一次诺贝尔奖，我感觉到自己要为国争光了。事不宜迟，我马上告知了实验室负责老师这件事情，老师似乎一点也不激动慢悠悠的走向实验台，第一时间就拿起了我做实验用的玻璃棒，问我是不是用这个搅拌的？我疑惑着答应了，老师淡淡地说：跟我来办公室填个物品赔偿表，然后准备 25 块钱现金。我更加懵逼了，问这是咋回事。老师说，你再仔细看看这个玻璃棒，我仔细一看，这 tm 不是个温度计吗！", "question": "你觉得你离诺贝尔奖最近的一刻是什么时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有必要吗？人类本来就打不过我们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Rb95Kh8s2xpfPHSjZtjIuwAhxYSW08qr8Yks8ZcDrnlhMNwhVXmd3JQ"}
{"text": "真羡慕你，给自己找不到女朋友找了个这么好的借口。", "question": "985 工科高校读博，觉得周围女生太幼稚毫无恋爱欲望怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冰化得比想象的还要突然", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyKPKuNPRXmVVniaH2g0Xr1Ek6yUXaOHhPF4UyGhxuYY0oIzbnPD2msaA"}
{"text": "越是早提交的冷笑话越容易排在前面，这样反而会让晚提交的同样类型的冷笑话得到高评价。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 1487, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "必须得是花果山水帘洞美猴王齐天大圣孙悟空啊！取经路上好多妖精还不认识他呢认识的还看不起他", "question": "自认为很红却被现实打脸的明星有谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "断臂维纳斯对面的雕塑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCTKo9ESPKbvB3P7gOGtT8Uo9TdURMzkm9nxaialLcmUA6BMJ1icTiblVcQ"}
{"text": "报名「给狮子喂饲料」入选后还不知道自己就是饲料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h56kg2u23cj30ci0eln2c"}
{"text": "你们也是来尿尿的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDiciaEIqaLteicf5Kj0H0w5IWuYha9eclQPhaxIp36jTrfs1KicdjpD4hwjA"}
{"text": "不超过十个人的话，斗牛犬就会从后面追上来。", "question": "我讨厌这样的箱根驿传比赛。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4095687"}
{"text": "通常耳机的缠绕问题很容易解决，但如果无法解开就只能求助于智慧轮了。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "你的眼睛是用来出气的吗后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVyNKsRbltLzibick9E6IhaFVKX6wicg2Oo2twa1ZHaQmg5sBWw3vcSF27Q"}
{"text": "第一次约会的时候我习惯性掏出手机，然后愣了愣，问她：「我用团购结账你会不会觉得很奇怪？」她说，「用啊！怎么不用！不能便宜他们！」后来我们在一起了。", "question": "用团购会丢面子吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我这钱都是放弃治疗省下来的...", "question": "当别人说「土豪我们做朋友吧」时应怎样回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贞子", "question": null, "star": 4944, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh4i9p5ewnj20fy0jcaay"}
{"text": "他说还能喝第三轮！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hgu037leoqj30ci0eldhs"}
{"text": "「这胡萝卜……饲养员田中切的吧」那家伙切出来的口感不一般」他是老手当然啦……新人可切不出这口感」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvag00at6zj60ci0eln1r02"}
{"text": "搬家卡车突然刹车的结果。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2883676"}
{"text": "今天的发型还不错", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "大BOSS", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872279"}
{"text": "选手村的日式风披萨套餐", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038901"}
{"text": "你这狗爬式动作要领没掌握啊。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "老子吃这么干净你告诉我过期了？？！！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvswdt87coj20yi18e1kx"}
{"text": "福，你就坐在这里吧。", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "冷裤的眼神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib9X2F4gtPN66T34jRphT7FblKYJFe9KImHwA2gtEoA60g7aBhoaTeUw"}
{"text": "一半是绿色的。", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "被我拆了之后他们仁连个屁都不敢放", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSc1n3WEKCXbwx4jMoE8ibSAxWlDXOsKic6Ntu15gBZcDZrZTlQMAFOoXqUapRakjzUaWmjll4YgeA"}
{"text": "“快着点儿！母鸡就快回来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0RUUPN7oIMRyLukQuv652fXicoibYNtia95NPbM3QiatMKgIwnnHFPXaOmA"}
{"text": "这下你相信我有九条命了吧", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "涂完唇膏后的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT15E7TA0IzKVUp55zng0RRgiaJcqaiaMQNO35PxcqfnK9tT2YRBMkGDuKg"}
{"text": "让斗牛记住老公的脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjA0xfwTTaswfCicibNwib5nic8MXlLtWHePKHfA8KUBvNhEM6bMCMTtSqDCQ"}
{"text": "在结尾处，家人冲进家里，很紧张。", "question": "在新版《海螺小姐》中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5553487"}
{"text": "啊，你？是我啦……他继续说着。", "question": "击败诈骗的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4119478"}
{"text": "霍金与爱因斯坦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWa0e2F2npBQDykFOicJ57SYicdlibVA03p7XSianHFM8xnQdSNiabfvXiakJA"}
{"text": "打这儿真能出来金黄色的胡萝卜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtb6gzpf7j20yi1bshdt"}
{"text": "BL漫画的邀约和男孩子变装的漫画邀约不断。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7080269"}
{"text": "好，开始注射药物了。是的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1860153"}
{"text": "我在交往了三年的女朋友脚之间发现了一个异物。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "冈本、村上。真的很像矢部。", "question": "暑假结束了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6681466"}
{"text": "“都说了斧头没扔出去之前不可以打头”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "店主的头发。", "question": "没有人愿意点的拉面配料是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6672004"}
{"text": "噜啦妹妹，为什么要我穿女装呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5319220"}
{"text": "等了五分钟，才发现问题和答题卡的填涂栏对不齐了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375338"}
{"text": "别去，里面坑都没冲水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNfI6EzV6m0AicLmhGSGZULpvjw2WfEGcqtx3t0RDXNWT4ELmoWdfyZVg"}
{"text": "幼儿园园长每天打电话说你女儿在我手上」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9pk4i2pbmj30ci0el0tx"}
{"text": "开灯打蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6yMoBVdhu9SCv0tXADCM5DaLhaHru3icb68M2Qc9GVujLKJosqIsp8ug"}
{"text": "你握的不是手刹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKlsflma2lBh3J8S4Q1RiacsazuSkmfG0kynKAn3RJlYS08wROYyNqVdA"}
{"text": "昨天不是说好一起剪光头吗！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1bgor6suwj30ci0elwil"}
{"text": "职业生涯", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "941415"}
{"text": "对了，那只猫好像在舔一个葫芦形状的勺子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6788454"}
{"text": "学校说寒假不准留校，国家说寒假不准回家，我站在校门口过年？", "question": "春节返乡需持 7 日内核酸检测阴性证明，费用自付，返乡后进行网格化管理，还有哪些要注意的信息？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请注意！有一辆逃跑车正朝名古屋交流道的方向驶来，请所有车辆都转向名古屋交流道的方向。重复一遍……", "question": "黑洞的另一边", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2241189"}
{"text": "大概在上世纪 90 年代的时候有一场中日围棋赛，常昊战胜了日本老将大竹英雄。因为我对围棋没有兴趣，所以也没记住那到底是什么比赛，唯有报纸上的新闻标题给我留下了深刻的印象，到现在都还没忘：《常使英雄泪满襟》", "question": "有哪些非常有创意的新闻标题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题主，你这是碰上双胞胎鬼了。双胞胎鬼在我们鬼界是个特殊职业，因为他们有镜像能力，就是能把两个人的梦拼凑成一个梦。所以你和哥哥醒来发现自己都被鬼压床了。你真的不用怕鬼压床，因为这一现象对我们鬼来说是一件特别平常的事情，不会对你们造成什么伤害。也许你们人类对于鬼魂这一职业不是很了解，在这里我详细讲一下这一职业。首先，我们每周自由安排三个晚上，要到楼顶去玩玻璃球。很无聊，吹着冷风，自己孤苦伶仃的玩玻璃球。其次，我们每天早晨或者中午，趁你们睡觉的时候，就要进行你说的鬼压床。我们也不想的，干什么去不好非得往你们身上压，跟孵小鸡似的，而且压异性真的会尴尬。当然类似的还有鬼打墙，干这种活计的上辈子都是建筑师包工头一类的。我不干这个，我不会砌墙。最后，也是我们工作的核心，就是吓你们，这是我们的本职工作，不能含糊。掉个眼珠子啊，故意来一阵风把门打开啊，把腿藏起来让你们找不着啊。贞子姐姐是我们鬼界的明星，她经常开座谈会，讲述怎样才能更好的吓到人类。每次听完我都受益良多。她长得也很漂亮，有很多鬼追求她。好了，题主对我们鬼魂这一职业了解的差不多了，我们这也没有什么黑幕，毕竟前世都挺惨的，惺惺相惜，相煎何太急吧。所以，如果题主下次遇到鬼压床，平常心对待就好，我们压一会就走了，毕竟还要赶着去压别人。", "question": "同卵双胞胎同时鬼压床，是怎么回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出门太急，晾衣架忘了取", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNVXMGZ6ShYabRtWhpSNHAGL3RJ01TC9rVualCV2eEhtGdFzqKt1Q7jQ"}
{"text": "这家拉面店是师傅亲手制作的，每一份拉面都充满了他们的用心和执着。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1344211"}
{"text": "然后，被裕子说了。", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "周日进行推销访问。", "question": "哎？这个人好像有点宗教信仰啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1910110"}
{"text": "警察同志你放开我！我敢肯定她是喜欢我的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m2meVHhEt2WgibLqrtkl4PXkrgDEr88kWS8MCTkOEb1TLQy81CxiaWRCw"}
{"text": "不是屁也不是屎", "question": null, "star": 547, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp7v50g05rj611113d44u02"}
{"text": "“欢迎光临“请那边坐”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8fcxvvs0gj20fv0faq52"}
{"text": "这只手即将出现在你脸上", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "看主人每天都去还以为很好玩呢，没想到她工作的地方这么无聊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYs287sn2TriaDU4tDkeLgLC2sv72WME7R2ADibUMIXU0iaqibibwwbl3aGIA"}
{"text": "把它立起来就好啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B628689gHtibNqQRuIlLYO5IfuDmh0XFAfs6Qy01FVBibk6SSEfhy4XWTibyq4w"}
{"text": "穿白衣服的赢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj04fj2PE9r3mzcT29lTSj3TEVxZVicqpeW1kg8bc49geY2uiavfIztKEqDg"}
{"text": "哈尔滨的移动城堡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn95aypPc1DF8JlGIbvvuQUm26KDYKfTJrbQxfDSOMvicTicXWKR0A35AAg"}
{"text": "其实我不需要帮助啦~", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5686643"}
{"text": "骨科医院引进器材让等待办理出院手续的腰脱患者重回病房", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YUbOj28aESs0Iy1vUOLPnvex30p5Do414QLPFicmQIj8rIyMS8cLDIXQ"}
{"text": "世界上最古老的交通量调查", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVqXUumiaOdBF4HxPvyEVXvjYKWuhnVs4qLzqtPHtMXJrDT6YEPaOVp7w"}
{"text": "SM.的中文意思是“虐恋”，通常指涉及施虐和受虐行为的情感关系或性活动。", "question": "把名曲前面加上一到三个字，破坏了它。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4201359"}
{"text": "告诉全世界的 Pokemon go 玩家这根针旁边有超梦。", "question": "如果我们真的要在大海里捞根针，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "5年来每天都这么说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glpy66h4ulj30ci0eljy3"}
{"text": "家长！猫咪从天而降了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7062454"}
{"text": "足印画", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5776386"}
{"text": "金色的光泽感。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7210740"}
{"text": "师傅你是做什么的？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "小时候关门有个习惯，用屁股使劲一顶门把门给关上，然后直到我把一盒摔炮放在屁兜里的那个晚上～(｡ì _ í｡)", "question": "有爆炸物在身边爆炸是个什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宠物的球太软了，没法练习。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2330877"}
{"text": "偷看颜如玉的裙底", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZytnyYbaaffzaqkppC33hJueGJ8aWicNTKpUCLgboGiabjHmcO6NXxpxTNQLicrHatoQQFRMQxJjlg"}
{"text": "「人丑就该多读书」并不是说读了书就能变美，其实……只是帮丑人找个窝在家里的理由，以免他们上街吓唬人……", "question": "如何反驳「人丑就该多读书」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麻醉师紧张到哭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYzPIBaINJ68kIcTD92icgWib4TDSGnOX0KicHlRiccMBxWRxPvtUQlO1axbH6DIWGtnia4njzia0lCyUw"}
{"text": "是害怕他怀里揣着的小牛犊被发出", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "“咱们AA制吧！”刚说完就被抓住衣领提了起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0vPuXDMDHompdADUkKOTXicNTQiaUx2gH1EFLFHqKouwKkfp1IFoeicdyw"}
{"text": "巡逻车", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "我成功取消了一次打印任务。", "question": "你遇到过哪些小概率事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们趁老师打儿时把他剃秃了", "question": null, "star": 354, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5q4j4vbdaj60u014042y02"}
{"text": "试图袭击时被发现是吉田沙保里。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6300085"}
{"text": "不准养宠物的房东来查房了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxjd92enpsj30ci0eltc7"}
{"text": "泡澡睡着了没人发现，泡了一宿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gg7xax52gbj210c12p0yh"}
{"text": "急刹车请注意", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f95cgikhyfj20f90e83zn"}
{"text": "视觉疲劳？筋膜枪震一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "被猫猫肉垫踩了好耶", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "负责喊「整人大成功！」的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp6t7pwpcaj30ci0elag3"}
{"text": "看见比自己小的外星人飞船完全不在怕的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QloiasPKkuAib1NgLeLIyts511Tia3OtB7zjWQicBRHJPxbYeKloovS6AeVl5QVaAdh6k6fjpgJgBJzQ"}
{"text": "为进入十二生肖特训中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi274sspmgj30ci0eln0l"}
{"text": "胖虎…小夫…", "question": null, "star": 86, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "放着不管就会自己掉下来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3458032"}
{"text": "大哥二哥三哥……七哥，只有我变身成功了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0gGTJI7uOwXoqLI1iaicbr2BHcRbtsf7hepwxS51B26ibcZBXna5X6ia1WA"}
{"text": "把紧急出口的门关上逃跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVVPetrVlybbZ42PEGz0Dp3LzbiaDNAtcceC9K07JTfbHnTwv0ONmtV8w"}
{"text": "野兽的父亲看着这边...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6112290"}
{"text": "我回来了。", "question": "最近很少听到的那个词。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2058024"}
{"text": "Wifi。", "question": "有没有那种看一眼就无理由地爱上了的英语单词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咪咖啡馆大家都不来啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2667952"}
{"text": "女扮男装绑的太紧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3r5L6hQKibDdumELf2BwbGKpvhCFIhygrSoiccGnUPEQEC9I5ZALYb8ww"}
{"text": "奥特曼在面试怪兽的样子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4781303"}
{"text": "只有自己没买到气枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAjAxQfliaoLGymPvZXPLzl8Axd1zT2hwDGqrZOgA28DoW9KqXBnBiaB0A"}
{"text": "结婚了。", "question": "男人的悲剧是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572120"}
{"text": "在杰尼斯的试镜后", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7197244"}
{"text": "起床后发现有什么东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385054"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者交流会", "question": null, "star": 857, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go21dpuenrj610x1ao13802"}
{"text": "终于买到女款娃娃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrXhIInrKjGiaexgW4ibrDca9PGLMUA3Uh2I8LhlMf0k1er0ZjlwMALumQ"}
{"text": "食物", "question": "我觉得病从口入。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5917939"}
{"text": "欸？你确定这是我第一次执刀的任务吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmu11c4nn2j30ci0eljy2"}
{"text": "艹，看小图还以为是豆子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "这样就会被束缚住手脚。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "对方不出来在屏幕上。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 2561, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "复制是可以复制，但你去哪粘帖呢？", "question": "CCTV-7《致富经》的成功可以复制吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "犯人在追杀戴眼镜的小鬼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdt71armbwj30ci0el770"}
{"text": "挑出那个料理做得不太顺手的。", "question": "把酱油拿远一点再还给我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7051678"}
{"text": "大师，我这辈子真的会一无所有吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaFIicJlsH4bdzDvLpme05AyfNUwkEeLJs5F2ibZ9cWUqptdVQd1eU5TqA"}
{"text": "强力胶受害喵", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "哎呀！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6063301"}
{"text": "当年我做完剖腹产手术，奄奄一息躺在床上。医生带着一群实习生来查房。她说，这是一个典型的重度子痫前期，谁来说说这个病有哪些重要症状？所有学生都沉默了。医生点了几个名字，还是没有人回答。现场气氛很尴尬。我这个急性子一发作就收不住，我忍痛回答道：「高血压达 140 以上、尿蛋白两个＋以上、全身水肿。」补充：看了各位医生的评论，正确答案应该还有头痛，视物模糊、血小板降低等。我当年过这段经历，点击过十万。我朋友说我生个病都是精品。", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过的有意思的病例有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NPC保安：TMD，玩家又读档了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkhE3LQ009O1zl292hUJbF1PNiatTzGXiauHMnFHvMaXvBIGIEQTHD0hhg"}
{"text": "1000日元/10000日元/10万日元", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk94UsMJBdNhlOzBOKkElicib8gvQVibIic3PteZWZ3zrH6sLZ41d85ww2Now"}
{"text": "在ATM取钱时别看我密码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib8TvbYiaYkFmGkL35hEQQBfOY94F1dBzTichEbUa4VKeNUl1bJFYic6t0g"}
{"text": "静香（岁……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9i9pma1abj30ci0elt9u"}
{"text": "有一次在公交车上摸读一本盲文教材，旁边有一个小年轻直接过来把我放地上的超市买的东西提走了。", "question": "盲文好是怎样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "半娘当天接了21婚礼邀请", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22IuQWP3B043sTp6xIA8rQdmUUB9ejgdwNfpeGibe6pFNCkCAlTtOlxDQQ"}
{"text": "刚才我看到那边有人向我比这个手势，是在给我点赞吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MXXKcPdBMibHjCkZwiawImc3GnTAdicpBS3Dm9L6nliacsWMttTj4qBXYdw"}
{"text": "“欢迎光临“，“请那边坐”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3jg31ppj20fv0fagmr"}
{"text": "中国式调休和公摊面积有异曲同工之妙。", "question": "2021 年劳动节 5 月1 日至 5 日放假共 5 天，你有哪些计划和安排？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没工作，但静静地看了着手。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2829661"}
{"text": "干掉了假面骑士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmbp23gq79j30ci0el761"}
{"text": "「老子活了100万次，你给我小心点。」", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360572"}
{"text": "准备开始工作的秘鲁警察", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "但邻居的孩子仍然是自己的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHMcUiasERppBylykic7pP9zVpeSlJI552dbIK7jP4YnXgVLIGUP2x1Tibg"}
{"text": "杀妻国蝻名单", "question": null, "star": 797, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "优介君正在试图模仿人类花盆的样子躲避不良少年的追逐。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2525335"}
{"text": "你说理完发会不会变娘？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpyAd61e3ibOPemvECiasDmJOJoibXExE70tZ5sflYb4qCyWrWtboUeBSew"}
{"text": "这个饭盒不够，还不够塞满鸡肉炖豆腐！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2354701"}
{"text": "其实，情商低就别学人家开玩笑", "question": "哪些话不能用来和女生开玩笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "龙叔", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "上次去扫墓，发现后面多了一座新的，上面摆了些上校和金拱门食物，大概是生前喜欢的。一看生时年月，比我年轻两年，感慨墓主人年少命短。鲜艳的假花缠满了整个墓碑，碑上只有一段短短的文字，和周围其他工整的墓志很是不一样。我好奇到底写了些啥，瞅近一看：「求复活卷轴一张。」我吓了一跳，想笑又不敢拍照，摸摸口袋只有一袋心相印纸巾。拿出口袋的时候手一滑，整包心相印掉在墓前烧纸的供碗里，灰烬撒了一地。惊魂未定的我赶紧拿扫帚去清扫下，结果无意间看见碑的右下角还刻有一行小字：「没有就算了。」", "question": "人可以多幽默？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "离职演讲", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4493031"}
{"text": "南希和丽塔开始寻找猫的旅程。", "question": "请特意用它写一篇文章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5846069"}
{"text": "被骗了还不知道。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "你的头发能否给我一半", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9b73bflhej20fs0f5ta6"}
{"text": "我把体重变化用折线图记录下来，结果同事问我这是哪只股票涨势这么好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcrXebsshJZICFQhLMVOHAt7ibuG7iaMQ85jgLkdrbTPOFG4f8GYRqn6rw"}
{"text": "&lt;菊与刀&gt;", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "绿油油的天空啊，真是适合发泄情绪呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516639"}
{"text": "第一次这么早来 却想不到一句屁话", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "搜索：脑袋很沉原因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6c6ukvopuj30ci0elwiu"}
{"text": "速滑队喝水前的准备运动", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "您有三条未读消息", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3FHmuYXynkNdESAWmcUnpQwPZlBYMtagziarICsDz005XgYWELYcBFibA"}
{"text": "新郎迟到两分钟被换了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnES3XFY2J2Toz8AuuVKMIbmMrYk13DOLHwJribyrvVUoXICCKnOs1zZFrQ"}
{"text": "小塔拉13岁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5969734"}
{"text": "那儿有个架起画布的男子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6764601"}
{"text": "新闻节目主播", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4065191"}
{"text": "哎呀，我不喜欢家政妇。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494223"}
{"text": "你瞬间高兴起来了下个动作就是托举舞伴十分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8CQk8qu6o3k9Icp3qxxeClTSp5yic0UT8p6ncnxiaKib6OQIaLiaTJTQehw"}
{"text": "实在受不了了，下车看看到底是谁狐臭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba03rFDBiadqxQ5jVUzib3FhQppVCVq5HzmsNSovb2uJiaPnZbFYhO4ccRQ"}
{"text": "昨天交过了，今天不会又要吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOX6aKibyeibYO70o55hZAJmvG5G4Rf0fEy1xFicyIF1llTc2w002kkEiajIg"}
{"text": "收到！这边还是没有动静，我是铜像，ver", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3EKhAFKibLhrZQGEFLeiaIJqBEjD8rwyeNYQF2icrQv1o9F1NNMRvJsrzA"}
{"text": "裁员迟到的员工", "question": "伊纳巴到底想做什么，能带上一百人吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7355370"}
{"text": "我得走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6Lpc4CHtM91plLzE9OCFYcgnDdddvmQnMoaJaQicjDkTVkopI37bdzsw"}
{"text": "被胖揍5秒前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3tmtoy7s3j30ci0elwh7"}
{"text": "准备挤公交的爷爷奶奶们", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "尽管因为自己的失误导致球队失败了，但是经理从背后抱住我并说：“你没有错...”。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "1570810"}
{"text": "先去泡个硫磺泉吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "563188"}
{"text": "你把腿伸直，摸摸你的膝盖。就是那个手感。我以丰富的个人经验向你保证。", "question": "70a的胸到底有多小？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "难道说，你不会是拿我做题目吧？", "question": "那家伙，有点儿可疑啊。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980788"}
{"text": "索尼大法好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFewDTByIVFVUbeCLOA2wkXMvomibIoORxjTKBOxib7LhQMRGmA4CbWIZow"}
{"text": "被拿枪的逼着卖刀。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "快停下，足球们，你们要带我去哪啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib78tQibe8yiao8DnIZXSIHVIeIjG7cnd3xjT6QH4mTJEFFQKIZHzrOJ5Q"}
{"text": "我的名字的来源是大名。", "question": "一个知道无关紧要的词源的人赢得比赛。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4334021"}
{"text": "走自己的路，让别人说去吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7055081"}
{"text": "嗯~，那个部分有点儿吞吞吐吐的，不太流畅。", "question": null, "star": 151, "type": "I2T", "image": "557958"}
{"text": "再来一份。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7020564"}
{"text": "白痴吗？怎么能在连体衣里放屁呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib81bibeyGTlDic23FibBW4dmnGaMAdJkicW5y1ichbknMYugsJKy3DgWbXPA"}
{"text": "说上司坏话时就在身后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hez8oqj6cpj30ci0elgmj"}
{"text": "霸王餐的下场", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g14v9ct0a1j20yi1dnx52"}
{"text": "这是用100%的人体来源天然蛋白质制成的护发素。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4667948"}
{"text": "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9请找出上面最大的一个数？很简单是 9～请找出上面最特别的一个数？选几都有理由", "question": "古代为什么立嫡长子不立贤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "痛的话请举手告诉我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9X9PGLrwx9SdL1ywPtEibXeqh4ConD9LP08Fob4w7W1ibTrjMXgdnSvlg"}
{"text": "饮料机视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoUwRk99IvLNKozKZzQRm4ibZNabMOjZlxa8mdPfX6yj8icvcUbViaVzrWg"}
{"text": "我大学就是这么过的，总结起来危害有两点：1. 智力下降；2. 记忆力衰退；4. 智力下降。", "question": "经常晚十二点后睡觉到底对身体有多大危害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“没有小提琴部分吧？” “是啊。” “为什么叫我呢？” “按住乐谱。” “为什么……” “按住。”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1829397"}
{"text": "我原想在一千个笑话中打入殿堂，但这正好是第一千个笑话。", "question": "已经放弃的事情。", "star": 273, "type": "T2T", "image": "2441594"}
{"text": "钓到了深海鱼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6741328"}
{"text": "让全世界的烟草公司倒闭。", "question": "假如我拥有让任何一个人患上口腔溃疡的能力，我能用来做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你这个年纪是怎么睡得着觉的，有点出息没有！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "穿格子衫上班的程序员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7k519iaQB0mDOzSiay2CRZyD6ldwzrHe0ibO0Js0WqJRYYvyug9qOwciarA"}
{"text": "戒烟第三天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3151112"}
{"text": "轮胎马克思，轮胎马克思！", "question": null, "star": 8417, "type": "I2T", "image": "1014444"}
{"text": "正在分派0元购购物清单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSh3oUbiaKwSIY0ibHWDwp38CNUC2Y1SiacMHPAhVfVCzP9OKHfkXUO4IJw"}
{"text": "我才不要吃青椒！不要嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp94yw0zduj30ci0eln1f"}
{"text": "当然是搭在健身器材上，要不然买那玩意有啥用更新一下，一般衣服搭载健身器材上，裤子和包放在按摩椅上", "question": "回家后脱下的衣服放在哪儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "音乐站决定停止播出。", "question": null, "star": 1160, "type": "I2T", "image": "1993613"}
{"text": "这只鸽子精神饱满。", "question": null, "star": 139, "type": "I2T", "image": "6359137"}
{"text": "快去看看你们的女儿吧，手术非常成功！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4daJ7OEVMhS4SBAwROIMx5OdOUFxbbFF8bjxuibQ1Aj0iboJrNgbqDkJA"}
{"text": "你醒了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "从明天开始认真起来。", "question": "临死前说的一句话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351083"}
{"text": "霍金与爱因斯坦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQTAddqa2a3bN72NibkzbLMUF86tnHw5kS5r6icocgDGNic8p0OfonTQD4A"}
{"text": "超级玛丽第一关前3秒人物的轨迹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esgldme1huj209a067wfl"}
{"text": "（妈！我洗好的内裤放哪儿了）“你等着，如果我找着了你今天就……”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "造父携我，彼驷良车，四骥踏风，君乘有泽。造父携我，彼良轼辙，越影超光，不以我多。造父携我，君佩服奢，女子姣容，以为好色。造父携我，与君相合，琴瑟交美，君子从德。《诗经·国风·老司机带带我》这样是不是好点了……", "question": "《老司机带带我》的歌词为什么如此粗俗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生，这样真的能治好我的腰疼吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367361"}
{"text": "只能亲一下哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3uVMyY0GpeOiciaVBQuBEHIyaGLduyjLibNuR2WUV2tdc9SbWWspvYE8pQ"}
{"text": "刚从水管探出头来就被马里奥踩了一脚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9vb1o4rccj20al0b0aba"}
{"text": "我们有点罩不住了。", "question": "怎么解读 Apple 在 2013 年 10 月发布会的邀请函上所写 “We still have a lot to cover” 这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发生了很多事情。", "question": "2016年的总结", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2537972"}
{"text": "夫妻吵架升级为口水战。", "question": null, "star": 56, "type": "I2T", "image": "7321658"}
{"text": "简单来讲，这四个字的意思就是：知道却做不到，等于不知道。", "question": "王阳明的「知行合一」到底如何理解？又怎样运用到实际生活中？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《樱桃小丸子》第一部的后半部分。", "question": "给名作动画加上三个字变成迷作动画。", "star": 121, "type": "T2T", "image": "2707370"}
{"text": "和「在考虑中。」类似的话就能解决问题，我得到了这样的教诲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967556"}
{"text": "你们相信客人是幽灵吗？我相信哦，我曾经载过呢，刚刚还跟客人错开了，下去了。", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "紫菜蛋汤里的鸡蛋的感受", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqgBgqruk89VzYOk9jb9UzbvR1iaSCwcLdlGj7mOlvCwsJ0pRbd3qRRAA"}
{"text": "同胞哥哥生长速度惊人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPOboDptNJkQiasialTpkR7I3zwQp3WfWdF3bsFLVMUetVthuicRY3A8gibg"}
{"text": "每次开局时人菜话多还爱跳机场的队友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLo2AvfIBOc3PIF3KMO2JJzMtGpQBCibf1k071dxomUsISZkYwH3MZggg"}
{"text": "为了不忘记喝，先把10天的量提前喝了。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "6990818"}
{"text": "《大力士抢夺小动物零食》", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "同一个……门派……的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn1b7q4mmj60yd19u47702"}
{"text": "放弃了吗？比赛已经结束了。", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "吕雉。她之后雉都叫野鸡了。", "question": "历史上有哪些名字很野鸡实际上却很厉害的人物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我偷到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6553029"}
{"text": "你哪只眼睛看到我偷吃火龙果了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "说个题外话，我觉得赘婿里面的商战太不切实际了。参照现实中的商战，我给宁毅提点建议：1、给乌家送有毒茶叶毒死他们。2、拿个大锤埋伏在巷口偷袭乌家家主。3、半夜翻墙偷乌家印染配方。4、给乌家墙上贴上皇帝的春宫画，然后举报乌家大不敬。5、雇佣一帮大汉去乌家抢公章。", "question": "电视剧《赘婿》宁毅与乌家的岁布战没怎么看懂，可以细致分析一下吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "淦，我前一秒才自杀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3LrBH3k3jZLcNdOcAXGZJSdlXCtper1PnCI15BPmibC7S7IpzCd6B4RA"}
{"text": "他/她以惊人的速度追赶上来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6910688"}
{"text": "夺走了人们的干劲开关。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7106590"}
{"text": "不知道呢。", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "买两个章鱼一个戴头上，一个藏袖子见人就用章鱼握手", "question": "如何在生活中表现的“克苏鲁”一点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请让我回到那个时候，不要寻找我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6859286"}
{"text": "埼玉又是一招秒杀的战斗场面。", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "上吊前吃点儿好的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVW0ZliaPfBs60jJ0dvBdKNaNgRDmBZFbX6pzjNL1gdWI6J2PBZTYXcdKw"}
{"text": "公共马甲", "question": "朝阳群众是怎样的一种存在？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "梦的六块腹肌", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5793391"}
{"text": "（放归自然会让它更幸福的吧）听到家庭会议刚刚这样决定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFdU3svicsMiclYlaxAxmDVISPibFkaaNiaINKKeYsXgGSE5E6fRdHeCcsgQ"}
{"text": "th", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fw48pxg6ynj20od0s9di5"}
{"text": "到目的地大约需要20分钟。", "question": "这个艺人看上去好像会对导航的指示不断吐槽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6911527"}
{"text": "口袋被抢了，正在让人帮忙照看并让我休息。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372714"}
{"text": "鸡蛋烫手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCA8xId32zVQlPwOZ8K2jiacOwUicw2JMAibxTRIBJiaad8EtciasRQzXrldA"}
{"text": "往右打轮，不然你根本撞不到他们的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0YtbHtIuW6Dd3BQ8J3Jsy5V0lhribbEZYdhLp9SbTzfsIic4MQKAE1bjg"}
{"text": "被学校拉去当主持人，介绍一个名人上台。原台词：我：「balabala…XXX 我根本不放在眼里！」主持人 B：「啊？！」我：「是放在心里，因为…balabala……」主持人 B：「那我们现在有请 XXX……」 之后……我：「balabala……XXX 我根本不放在眼里！」（全场哗然……）主持人 B：「那我们现在有情 XXX……」（音乐声响起……聚光灯开上……）", "question": "工作中，你捅过多大的娄子？结果你怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起呀，第一次相亲就迟到了“没……没事呀，我其实也刚到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVxJ1R7odEQrDKhvWAulIFeuoliajJc596C4tzb8maVXoV7eJSLqxRJ6g"}
{"text": "穿上！你冷", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "身份证号是 ID，名字是昵称呀亲～", "question": "为什么国家不禁止人名重复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上大号摸鱼一直坚持到公司都拆迁完了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLMTkZibgDL2FA3s5WibFMJ38ayjeqzoF72gCYZibawfcs0RWAkFzjc1a6g"}
{"text": "啊，逮到个上知乎的哈士奇", "question": "扫地机器人可以踩吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给兼职扫地的对手致命一击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eq0UictU5e847BabkTEMKIRXjCvHmiclb1cKnQ9uZnca1zrCCDjVWhfhw"}
{"text": "都没看到玻璃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicCuKWT4YMxWWrUduCMTxyotickXc3jkDUQOV5uwaJhsicG4J5hVS0fFDA"}
{"text": "在这个时间点上，变得有些糊涂/犯傻。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 34, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "生日的热度被圣诞老人抢走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3llpzabCBEpBJ1V0oyt0Bon7kX741TvFRYpWZ96CIZCQLPyQORdZwAA"}
{"text": "准备了大正时代的衣服，但助手把时光机的穿越时间输错了。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "请问-我可以放倒座椅吗？", "question": null, "star": 541, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h95n6swyvwj61401hc11i02"}
{"text": "在EXCEL中按下帮助键就弹出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mhiaX7uZEYD9oMZjfIwoCTA7VS8Z1xkyPSdUJFib17pOpvTJjcR4lGJSA"}
{"text": "放假的时候女生还来我家。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "年轻时的照片也成了大妈。", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "给别人面子，能接受别人装逼，而且以上皆不出于自己的无能。", "question": "什么样性格的人会被夸性格好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超级燃烧弹的终点。", "question": "如果有干劲开关，就不用去讨厌的地方了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386785"}
{"text": "如果你吃了我给你的豆子，就会变成这样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3843094"}
{"text": "哦，这是监控。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4600302"}
{"text": "我发现自从我混得比亲戚们的孩子好之后，他们就没问过我这些问题了。原回答评论区 @李旭：打铁还需自身硬。", "question": "如何巧妙地回答过年亲戚提问？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同事讲完笑话半小时后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ia6LictrmXsBkv25pxRTrZlO5wBsYs5BRxckkbhhBLLvc2ayNnPStxVicA"}
{"text": "数学大题做到最后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibvDtWIEmvbC8qlM6H4yIOA4SLcDlkF8EicibCelzOC0K36EaXGQnicnedw"}
{"text": "明明说了不要洗澡的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6ybyD8fbjS1aehU7ddDvibEvel17XT1e4Rwib4DbN6A32FEUibnZzJJVsA"}
{"text": "唉，刚刚听别人说，松尾芭蕉这个人好像早就从这里经过了……我好像来晚了。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "3765420"}
{"text": "这么说吧，平时编程用的变量名是拼音。", "question": "英语差是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "羡慕嫉妒恨，我要第二个人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4444381"}
{"text": "麻烦您穿著鞋子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6421370"}
{"text": "竹中直人的发音是 Zhú zhōng zhí rén。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 220, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "等公交", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "2922564"}
{"text": "每天孙子打来电话，感到很幸福。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "我也是，变成猫了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6614633"}
{"text": "头被打得嗡嗡响。", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "要透过现象看本质，Java 程序员喜欢在星巴克写代码，Scratch 程序员喜欢在猫咖写代码，PHP、Python 程序员喜欢在动物园写代码，Ruby 程序员喜欢在大型商场写代码，所以，没人在永和豆浆写代码不是豆浆的原因，是还没有对应的语言诞生。", "question": "为什么程序员更喜欢在星巴克写代码而不是在永和豆浆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨晚没有睡好却不得不跟看音乐做早操的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNXzx3u56mvt96Ol6TGpqXtAB50aPd7FIOYmiafBXYicBXIAGGKoPc8JTw"}
{"text": "疫苗的副作用", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6424271"}
{"text": "我也迟到了", "question": null, "star": 507, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghn3pkpls7j210n0z77ad"}
{"text": "女厕所里的人终于出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHmibzvLbkaZmfABiaXib5GiaibVTY8MUdDfmRSiciatpjxXkx0CKBttfWxc1bw"}
{"text": "博士后不是学位，是获准进入博士后科研流动站从事科学研究工作的博士学位获得者。", "question": "霍格沃茨家的研究生难考吗？有没有读到博士后的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，鬼太郎！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5049401"}
{"text": "草船借箭", "question": null, "star": 143, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "外星人模仿秀很厉害。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "主角能倒背圆周率。", "question": "有没有哪本脑残的网络小说让你印象深刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有未来的部件能修好坏了的时间机器。", "question": "这样的多啦A梦是绝对回不到未来的。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2836439"}
{"text": "“这么巧你也在大号啊”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3tu40nbj20ff0f776u"}
{"text": "这下子可以大饱眼福了，羡慕吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2796996"}
{"text": "【没关系反正迷路了也能顺着绳子原路返回。】【假如，我把绳子都收起来了呢？我是说，假如啊。】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GsVUhS0gk2Dse2luWfQoKIUNPLKeIgFPJ4BGjg9V9pc9BM2ELoABUJQ"}
{"text": "这是糖炒栗子吗？请您稍等一下。", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359867"}
{"text": "但是由于电影被暂停了只能维持这个姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyZaE8vWewgXqTCjPZWRztDlwicUbtvk3D21Dx7qiaobkbOj6PX6YJROYw"}
{"text": "能反杀的舔狗不叫舔狗叫––战狼 !!!", "question": "作为舔狗，你是如何反杀的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尽管比任何接力赛都要有名，但这仍然是地方性的比赛。", "question": "我讨厌这样的箱根驿传比赛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4095687"}
{"text": "叫你修理音乐盒不是叫你修理音乐盒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtqwdHIibuI7MdjWNUaL2lPibz9Np8WPlia2YVr4bJibNJSTQA3IyxofvEKA"}
{"text": "别拿我的ipad当盘子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ifgi75zrj30ci0eljuy"}
{"text": "我只是想吃便当而已。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6483922"}
{"text": "一爸爸一傻孩子，在外面要叫妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGT8o7icbbqaicYiclZ5H9BiaZPgOXZPV67Y5cwZiaJRvVzaEOSiaBbxkxzHew"}
{"text": "汪汪叫的不一定是壹哦，在草丛里还有一只呢！", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447311"}
{"text": "谁家的狗啊？又往墙上撒尿！", "question": null, "star": 382, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghg7cza8ibj210b10bgs1"}
{"text": "这个小盒才是你永远的家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "出狱以后警察叔叔让我改头换面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibGDGDnA1MVY4iahZZMP7zJ9NPzpHxC4HIRAdDjR9zR16iaDHUuUic3NBFA"}
{"text": "直到战争结束都没人来吐槽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea0xvrpt0wj20b80cuq4i"}
{"text": "虽然我怕恐怖电影，但是被朋友邀请了所以硬着头皮去了的大学生。", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "误食了生发剂。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6495423"}
{"text": "老干妈。只向一流的供应商采购原材料/零组件，专注，持续一致，一个品牌的产品线不过度延伸，保持「品牌」的强大，封闭，不贴牌/不开源，畅销国内外。", "question": "国内哪家公司比较像苹果公司？理由是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说了句'哎呀，奇怪了呢~'，但是找不到什么奇怪的，就说了声'兰姐姐，我们回去吧'然后走了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401193"}
{"text": "中午排队买饭的OL", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g0r14o59oej20ml0k875c"}
{"text": "银河铁道999的列车员现在。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3456686"}
{"text": "刚健身回来，在德国。我们 4 个中国人一起，然后里面有个贼壮的英国小哥，人很热心，看到我们在拉胸肌，上来指点我们（确实是出于热心），先用他的两！根！食！指！把我们用两只手拉的重量，非常轻松的拉了一遍，然后说：「你们这个重量不够的，得至少这么重才行。」说完加了三个铁片！然后让我同学拉，他在一边给他加油，我同学使劲拉，但确实有点吃力，眼看就不行了……这个时候……高潮来了！小哥突然说：「Come on bro！for China！」听到了「for China」以后……我同学表情一紧，不知从哪儿来的力气，连做了三个…… 尴尬的地方在于……当时的我作为下一个要上的人……恐怕是要丢中国的脸了……", "question": "你在健身房里遇到过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "负责监视后面的外星人？", "question": null, "star": 501, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gifzod5nkoj60u015adlx02"}
{"text": "蛋蛋多了一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UWj1XclNARdD2zasyrUlHjwMPG7nUm3ZB7OY9L1GZb5icIdSDecfslPfw"}
{"text": "这张卡片是1000x1000的格子。", "question": "热闹的 Bingo 比赛现场。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5370772"}
{"text": "病人救不活了快把他偷偷扔去隔壁医院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8ibtdmOKZwq9IBzdT9LNAD6ssFhrhjIlv8Ybc9SOjY08jccibxaZibxOibw"}
{"text": "丢脸。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6947778"}
{"text": "撞到抽屉角前的指甲。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2950900"}
{"text": "被胸前口袋里的汉堡套餐救下了一命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2rsuguqbgj30ci0elq4b"}
{"text": "南方的蟑螂这么大！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "那辆车逆行了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6547038"}
{"text": "你！等一下！孩子在看呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4056448"}
{"text": "诶？UFO是像游乐园的咖啡杯那样的飞行方式吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1734176"}
{"text": "我看你很清楚啊，虽然我透明。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6587796"}
{"text": "变成面糊", "question": "连续吃365天的拉面会发生什么？", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "3750406"}
{"text": "有人表示要增税。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388906"}
{"text": "哦哦哦！哦哦哦！抱住你！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5892815"}
{"text": "傻乎乎地赚星星也没用。", "question": "请给我一点毫无用处的建议。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6471356"}
{"text": "傻逼男主！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZN226Q6bh1FhicUSCmOkQiasDTaQPBuCbt8N240UGoALrgrZfguTudeZ3A"}
{"text": "我迫不及待地想上场。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "1403385"}
{"text": "看到普锐斯停得很好时。", "question": "第五百五十六万七千四百三十三个幸福瞬间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6865016"}
{"text": "吃饭要多花钱。", "question": "连续吃365天的拉面会发生什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3750406"}
{"text": "龙珠Z外传", "question": "然而现在，我却在享受着突如其来的、莫名其妙的胸口疼痛。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6374569"}
{"text": "整形是什么意思啊？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1301181"}
{"text": "当时我害怕极了完全施展不出拳脚", "question": null, "star": 455, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gusryegki9j611911944902"}
{"text": "有人要玩石头剪刀布吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgtaAxOg3kO4BicVwbOGicStibfMiaayInoreR9z49algVibDZcNryEiaJZwEw"}
{"text": "过桥米饭？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "发明了摇一摇广告", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "超级玛丽里掉沟里时发出的音乐", "question": "你会给自己的葬礼选什么歌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你半夜起来看了下手机却发现忘了调亮度时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibkhyVHrTxTy9tQiakUppB8vjvKIOYpR2qV9aHeMicVd7BZ2UHfr6maJIA"}
{"text": "小夫，给我笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7WViaOO2CUTvCiaLdJxblticqglcgMcSX14hfj5RcuSUkQjRFEJaz0icpYQ"}
{"text": "家里来了叫不出称呼的客人", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "她还是没回我消息", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicnqJFlx5HWmu1oLvuo6WuOjHaMrtwH1212OvRhmWOSNWajTB8Lc7IXA"}
{"text": "感觉不自在/不舒服", "question": "男人的女儿长大后会变成什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723118"}
{"text": "用中指敲茶碗。", "question": "茶道部出身的不良少年有什么特征？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "2380782"}
{"text": "大娘，这位大叔的腿坐起来更舒服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkJsG7qpCSzf5RTwoIdG7IwQSLNsRxA4VTicnEia9AiawJwWIkoWPcDVaoA"}
{"text": "Jai zi (26 sui). \n\nzh-CN: Jiazi (26 years old).", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5322889"}
{"text": "相亲照片/实物", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6675843"}
{"text": "鬼怪那一边发现更有趣的事情了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386973"}
{"text": "不过。我赶脚，应该没有比不过更让她难忘的方式了吧！", "question": "怎样跟女友过一个难忘的圣诞节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“听我说罗恩，这玩意儿可比魔杖好用多了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrxLRPNzriaO5ibUjnVRic9VCK7252NRP34U4eEUianIj1Et7C4Xib1Ww6o3AzpKJTpshsUcdFLvI5Shw"}
{"text": "对付皇族", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "你的QQ秀也过期了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibfdZvwQr9SBPA3yhoduF3G7EGE41K5WTvEqw8icE24763wlN6TJgoqow"}
{"text": "免费玩家邀请朋友加入获得了一顶帽子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1f2700rb03zj20bd0as0um"}
{"text": "虱子和跳蚤大军正在研究先攻击谁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0wmjn5c1ej20lw0nzgo2"}
{"text": "食堂吃饭吃到了虫子是否应该找他们的上级反映？如果能找到他们的上级的话，还是要找找。让他们加强安全教育，教育虫子们不要随便跑进人类食物里，一是容易被人误食丢了性命，二是容易危害人族虫族双边关系，三是一旦可能会激怒人族引起大规模爱国卫生运动，相信虫族的上级不可能不了解其中的利害关系。所以如果你找得到的话，应该去找找。", "question": "食堂吃饭吃到虫子该不该找他们上级反映？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你能帮我拿一下毛巾吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5255837"}
{"text": "感觉自己又老了四岁……", "question": "如何评价 2015 年 11 月 17 日国足同中国香港的比赛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然我听说过要注意踢球，但实际听到的话和我说过的大不相同。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3616515"}
{"text": "你去日本做什么？", "question": "杰尼斯社长丑闻引发的节目名称波及", "star": 447, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373633"}
{"text": "为了增加体力的上限，吃炖肉。", "question": "马拉松前做了什么准备？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4287403"}
{"text": "每周一曲推荐——听妈**话（第四期）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKNtCFTP80bY4m4T4QibfIZnfuZn8kj71Fd7p96avbgnibAh2jQ2WBs1icg"}
{"text": "反复“讲述”我做过的要睡觉的我那些尴尬事儿的大脑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHyB76dsuubZCicHPxGa2dib2wkm5LhKsKps1Cbia4iajWNeRvibpQyia8U1ew"}
{"text": "你们这群蚂蚁快放我下来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm14ggqixj20fv0e8110"}
{"text": "因为他们是过去的坏人，他们只是变老了。", "question": "有些老人为什么要诬陷扶他们起来的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我对没被问到工作问题感到越来越不安。", "question": null, "star": 608, "type": "I2T", "image": "6674959"}
{"text": "我以为被敌兵包围了，结果是我方的惊喜生日庆祝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrReyWGntox4ibMN1ia0uNiagpItiaczjy3dFCsTibNE4OgvSVgCU34ribyV0g"}
{"text": "听到了不能忽视的事情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6884231"}
{"text": "大家对失踪的扫地机器人有什么头绪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqLOOGCAddqGYvk01xKMz6WJRPzvGtmaSouIH2yrPQHTDQYU4B01hwLA"}
{"text": "一个肩膀上坐着黄耗子的少年说要跟我对战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grmo0gu2thj30ci0eljza"}
{"text": "和偶像握手后的第十天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcXPZcMLu2sEYwVGZBickuC0uKfHibHl3Xf10aXDJELSXUY9Fpy0ynmE8Q"}
{"text": "汤姆的工作是装WiFi", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmQFEVgIlF5rvdSXdzoOP1OQn2Z9ptbFX49KaqU2a49HqznibOUc1VRtg"}
{"text": "这东西不动了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793838"}
{"text": "就穿了制服一起吃了饭，就被给了1万日元。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142152"}
{"text": "最先落地却没有捡到枪只拿到一堆配件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFzh6iaw0x0r1pxFTchpcoSlju722lO1lfALQuOCgcjicggxoCGicHr8iaWQ"}
{"text": "有人看见我的拐杖了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g988acj5c1j211d11ddmo"}
{"text": "和老公自驾回老家过年，单程 300 公里高速。快到休息站我说不停了吧，老公说休息一下休息一下。洗手间出来，我立即上了车。老公把茶杯接满热水，冷水毛巾洗了把脸，顺便抽了根烟，还绕着车做几下扩胸运动，和隔壁司机聊几句路况。直到我说走了！！！！！他这才慢悠悠拉开副驾驶的门。。(老公那一套行云流水的老司机做派，一脸沉稳眼神坚毅，谁能看出来他驾照都还没领出来）", "question": "怎么能看出一个人开车水平高低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是要在亚马逊上卖吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097585"}
{"text": "快趁热吃吧，我不打扰，我先走啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pysgAkHkrKNBic6cd5lTRuH6qhagn2icsTWFNy9E8mWO1UhJWticdILpIWw"}
{"text": "老板低价请的员工鼓励师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4sswHXibetpVQ2iaagutUCwS97TSRbAT2icR0K60g1zQ9A8LpXbJIVSefGMA"}
{"text": "在测试中，它会以口的角度告诉你答案，但问题是，你真的能如此大大咧咧地转过身去吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2107520"}
{"text": "才被释放！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfhqr2twoxj30ci0el0xi"}
{"text": "笼子里没有 Wi-Fi，出来以后之前的 QQ 信息一股脑全发过来了。", "question": "为什么哈尔滨的企鹅会冻到发抖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看我的新发型", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvycthamzmj20yi1ax4qp"}
{"text": "邻居搬家了，应该是前几天的事吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6283254"}
{"text": "没有纸！但是没关系！马桶有...啊。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "爬楼梯比赛专用电梯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VucoN1xS9pdwCX0wuzSIFGFHerbPkyp85fibkU1m9uEMxI5YB34tysRg"}
{"text": "“击球水准真有够次的！”明明用的一击必中牌球棒啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f95ccxztioj20fn0fc75r"}
{"text": "我说我是来帮忙孵蛋的你信吗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "观厕台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdphTV10ZKLH2UtlsQ1s8LENfoOBaZw8gyxrgD3yIKvUYeKgOfr3nVvaA"}
{"text": "日版爱乐之城的面试者们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "没想到在索马里漫展的第一天就不太顺利", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9C4fL61iaCJFNkQaeAw7vaCgjJrTHrILLsefQiaqHYkGcg2jic7MWliaL6A"}
{"text": "为防止小脚趾撞到柜子而悄悄修改行走轨迹的守护精灵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt3uvdc0j20bx09fq3v"}
{"text": "黑人小春：“不行啊~”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5846019"}
{"text": "5点钟和8点钟方向有韩国人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10Yqa9r0OeyiasEgT0BIvDiaEMiaeZjUQs77ibibaUWhY2RIZuZx5j1vKGXtYxw"}
{"text": "死活不肯打疫苗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eawdxmdg64j20ay0bet9o"}
{"text": "池袋西口公园", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "很简单，在这个问题下面发两张照片，并配「好自卑啊，我好丑」类似这样的文案。如果评论区是「我觉得很可爱啊」「好好化妆就是美女了」「姐妹，你这样真的不丑，说丑的你自己照照镜子」之类的，你就是长得丑如果评论区是「滚」「绿茶」「故意的吧凡尔赛」，如果有幸出现折叠评论，那么，恭喜你，长得极美", "question": "如何知道自己长得好不好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三河屋骑着摩托车狂飙。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的鱼子酱。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3355817"}
{"text": "他家的天花板矮吗？", "question": "进别人家时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359337"}
{"text": "这个讨厌鬼大雄的烦恼是还没人发现他没气了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE89XtUJ985EYhp8l6ypJLeNGBNVZ3sYnDk6HDXv5bLQrbA62YldqHRUQ"}
{"text": "买完寿险的第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdblgGyxp8X36OiaJR1Q13VNfEdPEhGyHyH5KdUoQCPK858gZqSib9icic01w"}
{"text": "喂，说呼吸声吵的人是谁？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5701918"}
{"text": "在线不眨眼百人挑战赛终于挺进前三", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwqQKYNjmGrPngDFkMlXPMXNg45ztUpNrgI6mgmj7LQdpiahMLhHqib7Fw"}
{"text": "--「哈利，你来回答一下这个问题。」--「我不知道，斯内普教授。」--「好的哈利，因为你的诚实，格兰芬多加十分。」斯内普望着哈利碧绿的杏眼说。", "question": "哈利 · 波特如果是个女孩的话，故事会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本应没加的红姜一片，竟然一开始就出现在了牛肉饭里，这真是个谜。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3780413"}
{"text": "我答应过谁也不说的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4903663"}
{"text": "名字你自己起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXHSsS2VFR5lKKLEnV1QCyHf3hUvXBAIlstdAJRXLvVVpgkR7rG7bPsg"}
{"text": "伺鸡待发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4Vh2WIRre7CRXEy5aiaSsDPx3wt096rKLZoKliaJ9ZGYNYz1salVmpcxyg"}
{"text": "台下有人惊叫的时候，千万不要以为是因为你。", "question": "吉他手练习电贝司需要注意哪些坑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我看到蟑螂进去了！", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "我早就看出你是个冒牌货了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3655462"}
{"text": "海鲜味薯片制作过程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicXNhALDhy3O4G0q0b5czEjic1jdw1biculRAyDqWquZ6CZ9KfibjShHSicg"}
{"text": "坐标云南。来云南旅游过的人都知道鲜花饼吧。大街小巷都有卖的，还算比较特色的东西了。大一入学前，我喜滋滋的跑去买了四五袋鲜花饼，小心翼翼的放在行李箱的夹层里，想着带到学校里给外省同学尝尝。结果开学一来，五个舍友全是云南人。", "question": "你上大学去的时候带了什么奇葩的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不知道是火箭还是导弹，总之是对着人家发射的。", "question": "这是非常危险的，请不要模仿。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4818615"}
{"text": "“你咋直道我东北的？”", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "第一次见这么直白又深奥的问题，小白作为一台打印机，曾经也思考过后来查阅了很多资料，总结出以下可能的原因1、打印出来后，你没有点击图片上的“gif”字样，点击后才会动2、你把 GIF 分成几帧，分别打印出来，然后订成一本，靠大拇指就能制造动画了3、这点有点透露过多，在我们霍格沃兹，gif 图打印出来不仅会动还有声音，你们麻瓜暂时不行4、打印出来你没有用手左右晃动，然后保持一定的速度，按照要求来可以完美实现5、最简单的，打自己的眼睛两拳，保证会动", "question": "在电脑上面显示的 GIF 动图为什么打印出来不会动，是我的打印机坏了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "将军说道：“我要处理他。”“我现在就处理他。”“因为讨厌所以要处理他。”“即使是冤枉也要处理他。”“你也要处理”。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6077047"}
{"text": "比赛在一万手之前就结束了。", "question": "一个能看懂一万一手棋的围棋高手的弱点。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4821759"}
{"text": "不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。  有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 更新： 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 不要住在一起。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。 有事你们过去，不要他们过来。", "question": "如何处理婆媳关系？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "番茄酱番茄酱番茄酱番茄酱...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6582222"}
{"text": "就男生那水平……只要妹纸稍微注意点你们就发现不了……", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "登录奖励", "question": "驾驶粗心大意，在驾校里发生了463次事故的人竟然拿到了驾照，这是什么道理？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349859"}
{"text": "地振高岗，一派溪山千古秀；   门朝大海，三河河水万年流哎呀，原来皇上也是天地会的弟兄，不知道什么堂口，烧几炷香...", "question": "地下党接头时忘记暗号，或者说错暗号怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是个好问题，和谁蹲在 ATM 机里面往外塞钱 / 陨石为什么总掉在坑里并称现代三大难题。", "question": "原子弹威力那么大谁上去点火？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 工业革命：在你的床垫下藏一把枪。文艺复兴：在你室友的刀上雕刻花纹，并在宿舍里呼吁大家应该把注意力放在水果上，而不是水果刀上。波士顿倾茶：你和其它室友在半夜偷偷把这把水果刀丢到河里。杯酒释兵权：请你的室友吃饭，并在吃饭的时候疯狂暗示他搬出你们寝室。罢黜百家 独尊儒术：制定宿舍规则，大肆宣扬吃水果不削皮的生活理念。攻占巴士底狱：召集所有其他室友，不顾藏刀室友的解释将其床垫掀翻。新航路开辟：找室友要钱，乘坐出租车去再找一处住所。战时共产主义：偷偷挑起你们寝室和其他寝室的矛盾冲突，并向室友声明，特殊时期为了提升你们寝室的军备水平，所有人都必须把水果刀交给你统一保管。鸦片战争：每天给你的室友带外卖培养其对你的依赖性，在成熟时期以「你以后就自己走下楼去吃饭吧！」为筹码威胁其把水果刀交出。戈尔巴乔夫改革：提倡每个人都应该有属于自己的水果刀，促使全寝室的人搬出宿舍，走向分居。 ", "question": "不经意在室友床垫下发现了一把水果刀怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄带着小美雪来报仇了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4774563"}
{"text": "好好学习", "question": "你做过最机智的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "…这是谁的小提琴谱", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "？", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "支付宝。", "question": "哈利·波特来日本后学的第一个咒语。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895457"}
{"text": "曾经问过一个德国室友：你说欧洲这么小的地方，为什么可以分成这么多国家？答：不知道呀，我们也尝试了两次了，他们都不配合……算了吧。", "question": "欧洲人是否羡慕中国的大一统？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游泳健身了解一下；英语提高了解一下；有计划出国留学吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5cFVRUzeFGHGKNR7UflFhJicVwic97yicibsjCF1Y8pYZbWJJ13WLsXYKSA"}
{"text": "老娘今天没心情！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10Yq1jyAYjfvwwH6hWMsqW0oFREHXSmY0LbH9ELdricHjcbmncJFGxGKo5Q"}
{"text": "如果你长得不太胖也不太瘦的话，可以看看医学院的课程表，留意一下什么时候上诊断学的课，去教室问问哪一位同学需要体检模特。如果手臂静脉明显的话，还可以再问问谁需要扎针练习的。通过这个办法，相信我，你会认识到很多喜欢你的医学生的。上述办法仅推荐男生女生不建议，女生不建议，女生不建议", "question": "非医学生怎么样才能认识医学生?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 跟养了一尊雕塑一样！ ", "question": "养蜥蜴是怎样一种感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "长期休假会失去收入，长期吃食堂会减少休息时间。", "question": "离职和供餐的区别", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6510322"}
{"text": "都别拦着我，只想做一颗流浪d球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZuk9EdQvgsib0yoUo7oLdnhOnjVY4tiaRtO8NXkyH9UCwZ5mGGibvdrvUfgQ"}
{"text": "藏私房钱师傅的现场教学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaFDs25KtNRdelpvzAVaiaXywp6RJBKWNezbLias5DvicTtnRMiblhTs3ZiaA"}
{"text": "还是没有见过蓝天的人最遗憾。", "question": "「北方人没见过大海」和「南方人没见过大雪」哪个更遗憾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "千纸鹤的祝福。", "question": "把曲子组合起来，弄出一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1880579"}
{"text": "洪水来的时候是不是老百姓要靠喝？", "question": "古代发蝗灾的时候，为什么穷人不吃蝗虫呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "华容道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubcalbtvj20fp0f775t"}
{"text": "他在捉弄人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998167"}
{"text": "国家特级小提琴演奏家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibL0oAI49cRFIANR8wYwBoyyAN34RL6DFH9W91h5vWAx7kaVacaF8R1gg"}
{"text": "抱歉，我想起小时候跳跳箱的感觉了，那时候经常和健二一起比赛跳跳箱，对了，健二应该已经回来了吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6996435"}
{"text": "有一次去理发。理发师和一个中年男人聊天。“现在参加同学聚会，以前的班花看起来实在不能看了”“年轻的时候，觉得班里这个女生不好看，那个女生不好看”“现在看路边的小姑娘，这个好看，那个也好看。二十来岁，每个都很好看。”", "question": "老的感觉是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFPfpphmGeDqSBMDyuXbgWNjRBAWQBfiad5gs8HWCIwVOZibwIt736IWHg"}
{"text": "哈哈哈~！谁叫你选贝吉塔～！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx6bjfrfjhj30ci0elq49"}
{"text": "皇帝的新狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGUwcWLRWevh5EpqSZgGlff0dvarFEabVUoRLQqx7QOwENgLsTUmh2tQ"}
{"text": "刚才跟男的进酒店的不是蓝战士女朋友吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxy2a578tbj30ci0el0xy"}
{"text": "发青的麦子、生的米粒、未孵化的蛋。", "question": "你说的是像人鱼一样充满魅力的事情吧？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309473"}
{"text": "闪到腰的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gdptw3j5wcj2143143gsq"}
{"text": "「我已经知道犯人是谁了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbtvqo7a5ij30ci0el759"}
{"text": "发现海豚啦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6843308"}
{"text": "视频通话时有一个人打了个哈欠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHrqnPjtiaOtAIcYic6Q5Q1EUBWmkE2ibto9Uhm6XnQZm7xAicWC3N431tUw"}
{"text": "是不是一个人太正常就会让你难以理解？", "question": "当我问男朋友他是爱我还是爱我的身体的时候，他回答我:都爱。请问这样的男生如何理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你后背拉链开了", "question": null, "star": 519, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glonq77afjj610e10edl602"}
{"text": "一主人：给我一个不打你的理由一猫：左背心右比基尼，再也不用担心穿错鞋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0xmTQgbpISbibCvBPFwYdsn9t0ibkpNGffUQSjOSuBx0btntGADlJiamyA"}
{"text": "家族服务", "question": "告诉我现在世界上最没有意义的度过方式。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2766367"}
{"text": "把香蕉给我！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5689545"}
{"text": "您好，您是预约的田中先生吧。这边请。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6743295"}
{"text": "黑社会成员作为顾问，他们可以脑补出合情合理的“兄弟情”供导演编剧监制演员参考，但是脑补不出合情合理的姐妹情。", "question": "为什么港片多以兄弟情为主题，却很少讲述姐妹情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们出了柏站就会直达水户，不会停留。", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "考试前的一个喷嚏把熬夜复习的东西全忘了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea8xozajybj20bt0an3zt"}
{"text": "安倍石雕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7Ht4icHjLnAJKa4DoufZwVGAAtA4PO9lDgQNaicl6kQ8fWicRVCZd9J1rQ"}
{"text": "我失去了记忆。", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "密码错误", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fuqfn0s8p9j20ms0rggnn"}
{"text": "正常啊，你想想，伪娘这东西，只能男生来做，女生压根做不了伪娘。只有男生能做的事情，你想去做，难道不正常吗？伪娘才是最爷们儿的事儿，你是爷们儿吗！", "question": "男生想穿女装是一件很正常的事情么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗手间在哪？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIlLAJq5p243QO1uBiaFThODBryibjKd1NSfiazW5wuRb2nOvItnSuVe1WQ"}
{"text": "这样就可以了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6028956"}
{"text": "变得爱傻笑了。", "question": "我越来越觉得我已经老了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6087375"}
{"text": "啊哈哈哈！狗狗今天也很能跑呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3eumgnti4j20mg0nmacu"}
{"text": "公司打算招几个人。结果收到了一千份简历，经理看都没看直接拿出九百份简历扔垃圾桶里去了，别人都不理解啊都跟经理说：万一里面有人才呢？ 然后经理就说：凡事都是讲究运气，他们运气不好！ 经理看完一百份简历之后，踌躇了半天，又把那九百份简历捡了回来。", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本想射掉他的剑阻正他自杀来看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usa2N5XDjibomun7AKq8vcxxjSNZrdFydhjDuvbYAqmXGA6mgLkX5pUMQ"}
{"text": "哎呀，我睡着了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5398750"}
{"text": "我眼中只有你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi96xe2dusj30ci0elq5i"}
{"text": "最初是剪刀！石头！布……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6856852"}
{"text": "我一个小时就能把我屋里的蚊子给歼灭。长得那么招摇还敢吸血，你确定这样的蚊子不会灭绝？", "question": "如果蚊子长得像蝴蝶，人类还会讨厌蚊子吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家过来这里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6526393"}
{"text": "股割", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "400米跨栏跟想象的有点不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1hkmlv70wj30ci0eln1l"}
{"text": "斯内呀吗！你在哪儿剪的刘海啊，渣马斯？！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5949670"}
{"text": "异地大半年的情侣终于见面了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNJAw3xoFd7WKh5nGUZM7hm3L4eVeJQvwibhmpVXbs7xU5kL1s35aicZbw"}
{"text": "我把他们都要了买了船票没上船", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHeSlD2IBgwQFGTSmwuiauibNia9MsC6G5WRXo0GBGemrwEBfNTzVSOUtdA"}
{"text": "公主不见了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2530142"}
{"text": "完成了一套超难的皮筋动作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXxl5aMz4p6qsXhAlibVF4MZMH6liadD4X7icpPblwjUQGwibVZkn1BL6z2g"}
{"text": "踢了！宝宝踢我了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1yvcqkvexj30ci0elju3"}
{"text": "管好你家的狗，别再来我身上尿尿了！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvR1kaQJwzM9TIVKkLRJkvFkG3SwT4ETvgFqqGQfIeXiabBwqYy9PanLg"}
{"text": "飞成都，我正在发水。我问旅客喝什么，旅客说都来。我有点懵，毕竟精品航线，每种饮品来一杯，一共是 10 杯啊！但我想，人家旅客也花钱买了机票，多喝点饮料也不过分。但是毕竟第一次遇到这种情况。我又确认了一遍，都来？大叔很无奈的问我，你是不是一个段子手？最后，他其实要的是豆奶╮(￣▽￣\"\")╭", "question": "作为航空乘务员，在飞机上遇到过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在上海，一老外给我说，他打心眼里瞧不起北京老外。", "question": "外国也有地域歧视吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家长不挑食是因为家长不会买自己不喜欢吃的东西。", "question": "孩子就算饿死也不吃韭菜馅的饺子，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有个朋友，是个周迅迷。他都是用她男朋友名字来纪年的。如：朴树元年春亚鹏二年冬今天他发“圣远六年，结束此年号……”", "question": "12 月 23 日周迅、高圣远发文官宣离婚，互道「祝安好」，你有哪些想说的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "B=13", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "大量烟花引发了火灾。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7194858"}
{"text": "我晕猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "这棵树，稍微挪开一点。", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387621"}
{"text": "一个受精卵就会玩手机了？", "question": "陌生人，我还有6750天就高考了，能给我些鼓励吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢邀。人在哈特诺，刚下热气球。体验就是白天摆个摊太难了，老是有人说我卖的东西吓人，试图驱逐我，我只好晚上摆摊了。不过晚上摆摊也有晚上的好处，就是这个时候怪物们都睡熟了，方便我研究。另外，海拉鲁还挺大的，如果想在海拉鲁摆摊并且扩大业务范围，需要一个有力的交通工具。我的热气球就很不错（虽然紫色有点 gay gay 的）。不像特里那个笨蛋，背着货物只靠走，每次都累个半死。至于客源，挺稳定的，就是有点少。一共就两个人，一男一女。男客人来的比较多，世界各地都见过。女客人主要在沙漠里见到，还挺可爱的，穿的也性感（脸红）。要不是因为我醉心怪物研究，可能会试着追求一下。太阳快落山了，我要出摊了，下次聊。", "question": "在海拉鲁大陆摆摊是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他低低地咒骂了一句：shift。", "question": "网络小说里有哪些令人拍案叫绝的智障桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "签名", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "我看出来了，原来是小熊猫。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3663171"}
{"text": "我要去大城市打拼了.", "question": null, "star": 259, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1dpzkky9uj61161dkgtw02"}
{"text": "什么？！你一个月没洗澡了？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g35hhk5hq2j20lb0lbn0o"}
{"text": "能不能找到一台冰箱  将成为成败的关键", "question": "100名亚洲男子能否徒手杀死一头发情期的成年公象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“外卖来了？” “我去拿”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "入住旅馆后看到了柯南和金田一", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha6wacu6xyj30ci0eltd0"}
{"text": "太棒了！", "question": "两个人的笑话不有趣，而且还没有展开，这是谁的笑话？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7312599"}
{"text": "08:36/1:50:17", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B628684mjldhRUf6bup7QHOb0eeFGibNUd2ETLRxf5wGttibJnZADhAwiarCdVA"}
{"text": "负责收拾的人得了冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN60hR3qII6pCs0vdiasSPnEJ8pOA5XyhicTvlpPo20HaIUVA3h38hOF1Yg"}
{"text": "这是第一个追我的女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9a1wvPqia0WeER4aW7euEiagrjOXLicSzMbnfJXj4OscWUv5Gn7kEtic7AA"}
{"text": "日本人占50%以上。", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 72, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "如果幸福的话，就是happy了！（或者：要是幸福的话，就是快乐了！）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954743"}
{"text": "公司名：托马斯", "question": "把那部著名作品的标题换一个字，使其更生动。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6578461"}
{"text": "下面的段落每天反复朗诵并有感情的朗读，不出一周肯定能成二次元诶多……☆是同类呢喵（由乃逆光捧脸. jpg）那群三次元八嘎是不会懂的呀……关于「二次元の美好」呐，如果说吾の存在有意义的话那一定是因为「二·次·元」 吧？所以呢一妄图污染这份「爱」的人类、都会被吾「抹」「杀」「掉」喔(小毒)嘛……讨厌二次元的八嘎三次元最恶心了啊魂淡！", "question": "男生怎样变得二次元一点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看见他的一瞬间，就像走了很远的路，终于到家了。但歇歇还是要继续走啊。", "question": "两个人分手一段时间后，终于可以好好的坐在一起聊天是一种怎样的感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蹦极插队的那家伙的绳子断了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMeOr6RNywrZp7elcl80oecEiaIcehNtCVpsBNwFLZYVmvh1EMnk8vRvjw"}
{"text": "甲子园决赛的对手被轻视了。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6856801"}
{"text": "马里奥医生第32关", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6990818"}
{"text": "牙齿上粘着蓝色的糖！", "question": "牙上沾了蓝芥末的温柔说法。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5367629"}
{"text": "骡（luó）", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "在我天朝，他们被称为“午夜大排档”", "question": "深夜食堂在中国的可行性如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "科学家花钱如同流水一般，买的那些大玩具是明星能比的了的吗？你再大的明星，也就买辆车，买个别墅；了不得了买架湾流，买艘游艇；科学家买艘万吨科考船，买个卫星，挖个千米深的地下实验室，造个粒子加速器跟玩儿似的；有几个明星有这个量能这么糟钱？明星买个百万豪车千万豪宅各路媒体都要发通告，各路科学家随便一个实验室闭着眼睛点点都是价值百万的仪器，你看都看不懂。", "question": "为什么明星能赚那么多钱，而科学家却不行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "该结账了！部长！部长？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fx305avoncj20n90u1djc"}
{"text": "永远的无限。", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "哎，你小声点，我可是把工资都充值了呢。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1554631"}
{"text": "因性别而改变态度。", "question": "狡猾的女人", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6944282"}
{"text": "我让骑手快一点骑手：准备起飞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJ0b1AzYAWmfBMBUdes2RmibwVPy0cpzlQ8vgHmVReo1NCvcDFbnGOiaRg"}
{"text": "快跑 我老公回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTSee6T2B2gn6L7QKxmyqSeF6c6DRzricn3t1mH4hu39SicNDsyQxfuruw"}
{"text": "静香才不邋遢！每次洗澡可认真了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwoyoklMkIicVozQUcckUjj7Z9u9DGVzzhicQicbEetfV2UYj0p17Yia46QA"}
{"text": "被小夫的刘海戳伤了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZ3icvI6icYicSpeQholG954FPibict09xd40RaZrDK5eWSLMAicK2gbRxaQGQ"}
{"text": "联合国儿童基金会！联合国儿童基金会！联合国儿童基金会！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "511115"}
{"text": "保护眼睛免受紫外线伤害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5658019"}
{"text": "三只羊撞上了一只马。", "question": "请问你失眠的原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464550"}
{"text": "长袖和半袖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TWZOtAHGnia7kDfSnQodD4Lib1Zy2kJIENdeECHhibZcTKxGUvRR0MwNllMXGjaVtdLLv7tiaQ73ElyQ"}
{"text": "我？当然是清醒的清醒！", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "你上次给我买的不是香蕉味的，这次给我看清楚一点！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "碰到与生人一起的熟人时纠结要不要打招呼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gva2wp8halj60ci0el0xa02"}
{"text": "迷路40年的奥运火炬手回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W7dFshiay8vJdNY8a8e3uXKiaKpgCKP9P6TDOyRydO6jAGVMaFKVvmB1A"}
{"text": "戚风蛋糕下面的纸好像可以吃的样子。", "question": "勉强能接受的凑合。", "star": 1961, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496242"}
{"text": "我没事我溜达", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "因为红豆的价格上涨，所以被解雇了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1966223"}
{"text": "在床上翻滚，下一句是...", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "第一次解女朋友内衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBu2zia9dwDZ7jtoNuMFVJicWfCI2GFDAPz0RrrWSMVmZ1xVpvlZsric1CiaQ"}
{"text": "开车来的", "question": null, "star": 292, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5rf9h8k1mj60u0190jv502"}
{"text": "MC 四人没话找话 / 成语接龙中「叮零零......」「彭彭电话来了快去看谁来了，妹妹也跟着去」「喂，您好，这里是蘑菇屋，请问您想点什么菜」「我想点红烧龙头」「啊？」（彭彭走出房）「黄老师，那个嘉宾要吃龙头」（疑惑状）「吃龙头？不给做」（愤怒并瞪大眼）（一个小时后）「黄老师，何老师我们来了」（嘉宾欢天喜地状）「啊，张三，李四，王五，好久不见」（拥抱）（开始参观蘑菇屋，并赞叹真好）（硬广中.....）（开始喝茶）「黄老师，有我们需要帮忙的吗？没有吗？那我去把碗洗了吧 / 柴砍了吧 / 桌子擦了吧 / 睡一会儿吧」（下午傍晚）「彭彭，你带张三，李四去把玉米收了 / 甘蔗砍了 / 水稻插了 / 鱼捞了，何老师，帮我弄两根葱好吗」（彭彭和嘉宾穿完装备）「黄老师，我们出发了」（黄老师抬头，笑）（彭彭、张三和李四奋勇干活挥汗如雨中）「黄老师，我们回来啦」/「累死我们了」「辛苦辛苦，我给你们准备的姜汁撞奶 / 水果沙拉 / 冰红茶 / 凉茶赶紧喝一下，辛苦辛苦」（开始做手工 / 静坐 / 围观炉灶 / 洗澡 / 岁月静好没啥事）（硬广中......）（天色渐晚）（所有人围观黄老师与炉灶）「开饭啦」（何老师欢呼状）「黄 老 师 辛 苦 啦」（全体欢呼）「yuuuuohhhhwwwooo」（全体赞美食物）「这个菜绝了」（何老师长翅膀）「今天我们欢迎，张三，李四，王五来到蘑菇屋」「谢 —- 谢 —- 黄 —老 —- 师」（饭毕）「唉张三，你会玩黑魔法 / 开还是关 / 数马吗？」 / 「唉，李四，你还记得我们当初拍那个戏的时候王五才 17 岁...」（玩游戏 / 回忆人生）「睡觉了，晚安」（翌日早厨房中）「唉，张三你怎么起这么早，李四还在睡着呢」「搞体育的 / 年纪大了 / 睡不着 / 早起锻炼的就是觉少」（哈哈哈黄老师与嘉宾对视一笑）（十一点最后一位嘉宾醒来）「来来来，快吃个早午饭，我刚给你们做的米线 / 炸酱面 / 葱油饼」「wowwwwww 好好吃」（众人除何老师赞叹中）「绝了这个米线 / 面 / 饼」（何老师赞叹）（饭毕）「黄老师，我们要走了」「哦哎，彭彭，快去送送张三李四王五」「好舍不得这里，这里空气好好 / 好放松 / 好温馨 / 像回到小时候 / 好好吃 / 好好玩 / 像家人」（旁白与手写体）MC 四人没话找话 / 成语接龙中「叮零零......」「彭彭，快去接电话」.............", "question": "为什么《向往的生活》越来越追不下去了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "依次是香织的声音，所以我会努力用假声试试。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378334"}
{"text": "乌龟没有声带，不能叫。", "question": "为什么龟兔赛跑乌龟不叫醒兔子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈利波特！敢不敢用魔法较量闭嘴，伏地魔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuOC8NXbWeMEvpwfibj6OeZewSwfQfBiaUrndASQdmsn4L1ehy7kibPV3WicGrO9Plcl6n8icHnmFCubQ"}
{"text": "全身几乎都长满了毛，看来接下来的季节会很热吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3424535"}
{"text": "不行不行，因为部门不同所以不能借工具给你。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371710"}
{"text": "大概一根针就可以了吧。杨素和侯白闲谈，随口问到:「现在有一个大坑，数百尺深，你掉进去了怎么出来啊？」侯白:「我啥都不要，一根针就够了。」杨素:「扯淡，一根针有什么用。」侯白:「我用针扎头，把头里的水放出来，水把坑装满了，我就浮出来了。」杨素:「？？？你头里哪里来的水？」侯白:「头里没进水，哪会跳进这种坑。」《太平广记》：素与白剧谈，因曰：「今有一深坑，可有数百尺。公入其中，若为得出。」白曰：「入中不须余物，唯用一针即出。」素曰：「用针何为？」答曰：「针头中令水饱坑，拍浮而出。」素曰：「头中何处有尔许水。」白曰：「若无尔许水，何因肯入尔许坑。」", "question": "如果掉进一个绝对光滑的弧形坑里，怎么从坑里出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "凉席有一点点夹肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIQQ1icibXHmpfLBDfkwbqItDThaSoKhFGYs2CHLR1bD3GzT73vOo2PdeQ"}
{"text": "你的密码错了，面部识别比赛。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4147577"}
{"text": "本以为斜坐放屁会没有声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4iaQl0EBEQ3csJH29s1uADoHNvicATYWfXnINaVmw9QtszI2icpkluwRyg"}
{"text": "把这个球给我，不然我就把你的那两个球都夺走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUsvFFuMBicNiaWCUBWEgFO5dicHu5hHagrAeyP4uofDRGibX0LKxMYibibkMw"}
{"text": "老板！来杯最烈的奶！", "question": null, "star": 179, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu9go0801kj611e1dvgt102"}
{"text": "信号稳定", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "电冰箱关门后灯会灭哥哥偏不信", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em2b39ai9sj20bc09z755"}
{"text": "睡醒后发现已经散会了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1sC0vGLa3bgsexM5FM7HL9iclcgAibqKDyRcmrNSjllZfZhfLnopnCMzXA"}
{"text": "一个老头儿会计结束后还在店里转悠，拿着一个商品到收银台结账了两次左右。", "question": "深夜便利店的那些事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2803082"}
{"text": "我被蜈蚣咬了。", "question": "你在教室里放屁了，那时的借口是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7385949"}
{"text": "盗版战争", "question": "把两部经典电影混合在一起弄乱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4831274"}
{"text": "第三圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwyd06xuluj30ci0elaal"}
{"text": "闭嘴。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4007493"}
{"text": "你能跳棺材舞吗？", "question": "如果有一个气势磅礴的殡仪馆会怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5111071"}
{"text": "别脱了你里面没穿内裤", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "看似平凡，其实很特别。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6863256"}
{"text": "稍微跑题，说个我家人的。有一次亲戚在姥姥家聚会，舅妈说起来自己的身份证丢了，不过自己常年住在乡下，不出远门，身份证基本用不到，就一直没去补办。大家自然都劝舅妈还是去补办一个，毕竟说不准什么时候就用到了。大姨也很热心地劝舅妈，说：「将来火化的时候，没身份证还得多交三百块钱呢！」PS：大姨人很好，心直口快，你们不要黑她。", "question": "你说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "住校。昨天晚上我去浴室洗澡的时候，爸爸打来电话……我们寝室某热心接线员接起电话的那一刻，对面传来我爹魔性怪笑「诶~嘿~嘿~嘿~嘿~」接线员小朋友在一脸懵逼 0.1s 后，迅速冷静下来，凭着极高接线素养，沉重自若地开始和电话那头共振「诶~嘿~嘿~嘿~嘿~」接线员同志和我爹一起快乐共振交流 10s 后，一语惊起「您好，请问您找谁？」话筒里穿来窒息般的尴尬，空白 20s 后，我爹用颤巍巍的声音说，你不是 xxx？！「xxx 去洗澡了……请问有什么事要转告她吗？」我也不知道我爹哪来的自信，接电话的一定是他女儿，接起就是魔性怪笑。......反正到现在为止，我们寝室日常交流第一句都还是「诶~嘿~嘿~嘿~嘿~」", "question": "有一个很逗比的爸爸，是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "果然还是现做的比较好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6230980"}
{"text": "时光机三号", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "灭霸肯定最喜欢卡莫拉啊。灭霸是紫色的，（255，0，255），卡莫拉是绿色的（0，255，0）加一块正好（255，255，255）灭霸这种强迫症会不爱？", "question": "如何评价灭霸对卡魔拉的爱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "QQ头像加载中", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "Out and Safe的 boundary.", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311684"}
{"text": "出川哲朗从被拥抱都抗拒的男人变成了连小孩也支持的受欢迎艺人.", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "登上山顶的山路还只是序章。", "question": "骑自行车上坡后发现的问题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312045"}
{"text": "哎呀，越位了？什么情况？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5639821"}
{"text": "向观众演示孙悦老师的大象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icbibyZ24ctHGWoUoUwUmOqpibfPTORw3eX0lHxDWmg2Goe2px4DOA6vOg"}
{"text": "奥利奥工厂的工人在涂奶油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egn53ltk8aj20b707f750"}
{"text": "主持人肺活量太厉害，每次呼吸嘉宾都会缺氧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03try85wUEjd2fsKmNyjxJ5eCxiaR5s1zP3JY6Euz7UMwL0z81bcpsOYjQ"}
{"text": "这个梦集团的宽幅骨盆束腰带，现在买很便宜哦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6550944"}
{"text": "三年二班金玉同学。", "question": "把那部著名作品的标题换一个字，使其更生动。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6578461"}
{"text": "肉体试图找回灵魂……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "和妈妈在哪里走散的？", "question": null, "star": 1990, "type": "I2T", "image": "5617057"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦，把那个借我！我记得……似乎是《死神来了》吧？ 哆啦A梦：哎？你要借色情书干嘛？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3483087"}
{"text": "赶紧的来，先给我读一遍字表。- 评论区万岁 -Chyu Innwann ：然后根据其音系判断恶鬼死于何朝何代何种方言区。林歌 ：如果是上古的鬼，瞬间破解上古音迷团，成为学界大牛，走上人生巅峰，追逐赵元任的脚步，被人视为学术女神！心疼恶鬼 +1", "question": "如果你发现一只恶鬼在你床头，你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "劫持巴士的恐怖份子讲话十分有趣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKwWn4zgHvW57n8RiaHgCstpfluaBHZZvibiaica1fnYYCDu0vtbVicWzuibrA"}
{"text": "今天爸妈非得带我去精神病院笑死我了，姐妹们！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7fwiajv8sUWp97L7z7E9K5m9IWAVM5wjs8cxDk4IhZpjpDsHtfhchLFA"}
{"text": "第8请运用所学知识反驳漫画一中父亲的言你怎么确定我就是你儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVMkpx0uPEoO7OQPQftwxEhUdZSUQFINq7iaz3VNgE1DWiccyynWHJdANA"}
{"text": "大学刚入学的我在找教室时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWlxNh3EFuyQDgzunD8Q747xqlycaDtPU0k4T5tVAfypAhRIjj9ZNr3w"}
{"text": "「永州之野产异蛇……」a.你来永州才几天，你怎么知道产异蛇。b.呵呵蛇会跑啊没听说蛇也有定居的。c.别地方就没有异蛇么答主专门说永州可真是客观呢。d.我就是永州人，我长这么大一次异蛇都没见过，答主你在哪看到的，哪条街哪条巷有没有拍照片啊？e.咬人的异蛇都不是永州的，谁咬的你你找谁。f.永州八十五种蛇你单说这一种，答主黑的漂亮，剩下的八十四种蛇被你吃了？脑子是个好东西，希望你也有。g.呵呵永州好玩的地方多了，你自己非要去跟异蛇玩，那种地方我们当地人都不去的，下回来早做好攻略啊。h.答主既然说了是永州之野，为什么不认真调查调查呢，永州边界山水纵横，连本地人都分不出来哪座山头是永州的，答主怎么分出来的？I.哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈答主你傻逼么，黑白相间就是异蛇，那我不得说巴蜀盆地产异熊，南极大陆产异鹅，非洲大陆产异马了？哈哈哈哈哈答主黑的专业一点，人家这个蛇有名字的，有空多读书啊。j.异蛇也有好蛇的，答主不应该一棍子打死，你这样伤了好蛇的心。柳宗元：去年五月初五下午三点，在永州边上的一座大山里，和平路与北海路交叉口南五百米路东，我和我的朋友张三麻子一起走着走着，忽然看到了一条黑白相间的蛇长约两米，它窜出来要咬我的朋友，我的朋友不幸身亡，这条蛇窜入草丛不见了。k.呵呵，那么多例子，橘生淮北淮南，邯郸学步，郑人买履，蜀道之难，楚王细腰，答主既然专门说永州，我还有啥话说，答主开心就好。地图炮我也见过，讨厌。抓住别人话柄非要上纲上线的批判一番更惹人讨厌。后者现在是主流。", "question": "你见过哪些过分的地图炮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捕手坂本 translates to Catcher Sasaki in Chinese.", "question": "我已经说了够多了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516049"}
{"text": "滚吧，大笨猪，你这个傻瓜！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500628"}
{"text": "体重报告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FWtjyicldqoVvYBiaXVZppyabsdDzSTjrW6GJbBX4naHYwDXDia6cV49WDG8PrO9ibqKajqXu4EhbQTQ"}
{"text": "你好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7336978"}
{"text": "账簿的贷方科目全部写的是人名 ", "question": "一个会计的水平能差到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被鉴定只值30块钱后回家的路上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnpnybzme1j30ci0eljwy"}
{"text": "汤圆里的芝麻漏出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFp5B8QBo67Z6ea34h0wP6iaiaLuTNPnLavKXQYa7DnLAicoUrKSupytwMw"}
{"text": "HelloKitty在盯着你看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g61k1k5ismj20ln0rbab7"}
{"text": "秋田县的猫非常可爱。", "question": "这个节目感觉会在秋田电视台播出。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4288258"}
{"text": "是五个人哦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "337151"}
{"text": "第一次吃药就呛到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6318344"}
{"text": "亲戚来家里串门临走时非要给孩子塞钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egjmysf6t8j20aa09sq4a"}
{"text": "小麦粉价格上涨。", "question": "请告诉我jam老师的烦恼。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4141846"}
{"text": "打扰了！我进来避下雨！作为回报可以让你摸哦~咱晚饭吃什么？有兴趣养猫嘛？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc1z7ux23vj30ci0elt9y"}
{"text": "药物混合错误导致爆炸，头发乱七八糟的人。", "question": "虽然不是什么好笑的事情，但还是想看一次的风景是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6943990"}
{"text": "你跟照片没差别吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5201164"}
{"text": "变身啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6309217"}
{"text": "骑手体温63.3度正向你赶来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIV4emu3rPLvlriaJ27EuVk1jSbErrkMgyek1z0BnANbvf2gXvEULnUyMg"}
{"text": "有一次在大街上让人设计签名，给我一张纸写自己的名字，我写完后他看了看说：大哥砸场子啊。", "question": "字写得好是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新人入场失误了。", "question": "新人入场，请勿喧哗破坏气氛。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233352"}
{"text": "每次我吃桶装方便面的时候，都能被叫出去，你考虑过我的感受吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5156846"}
{"text": "女孩子问你为什么喜欢她，只是想听你夸她而已，所以你不要想太多了。", "question": "有哪些如「女孩子突然把手伸进领子多半是在捞胸罩肩带」的小秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们还能想出来更狠的虐我们南方人的办法吗？", "question": "用暖气可以做出什么美食或趣事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "口水咽一咽，别把拿着相机这人吓跑了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "逃脱游戏的难懂提示。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1260980"}
{"text": "对不起，我一直以为你是老三。", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "大一某次丢了饭卡，被一个学长捡到了，约好把卡给我的时候，执意要请我吃饭。吃完突然学长小声说：「其实，我请你吃饭是有原因的」，然后顿了一下。我心里咯噔一下，努力淡定地做好了心理准备，然后他说，「因为我昨天刷了你的卡……」踏马还以为空气中都有了爱情的味道。", "question": "自作多情是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发飙的时候会说“真的翻脸不认人了！”", "question": "我觉得他绝对喜欢下象棋，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6807438"}
{"text": "他好像不是克林。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "嗯……听清楚了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7323815"}
{"text": "睁眼吧，白色的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6911781"}
{"text": "喂，我待会儿给你个惊喜，好不好？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6032118"}
{"text": "电影院里坚持看完片尾字幕的人", "question": null, "star": 1459, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh7z36hmwrj210q10qtgj"}
{"text": "再见！拓马君～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7167595"}
{"text": "公共厕所门上没有锁只好用透明胶贴住好紧张好紧张", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNmlOyDeQHZuqvRTxeXicXH0srLE9SMhnBbic790dxfKw2b3lT1m04lk2N6BsxqbrsoYOXibg4diaP2A"}
{"text": "哎呀，这是什么钱呢？怎么没看到哆啦A梦啊……妈妈~妈妈你在哪啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3624462"}
{"text": "快看快看 这是割割的最新微博", "question": null, "star": 196, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "在五秒钟内能重现多少就赢大赏。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085792"}
{"text": "让我看看开心果里面长啥样", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "一年因订单错误就损失了100万。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7350688"}
{"text": "已经有人提前搬进来下个月要搬家了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6456577"}
{"text": "鸡蛋也是没有爸爸的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKLcYfonLm4a3DF3mLNtVYC15OHU3vFXLsUiarwVZgvxhIJSkibcGujoQw"}
{"text": "我去……我跟你们说吧，处男很好鉴别的。你就问他，你是处男吗？他回答什么就是什么。", "question": "如何辨别处男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滑倒时全身模糊的心境风景", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "99021"}
{"text": "不腐败。", "question": "作为一具尸体，怎样对我喜欢的法医告白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "篮板球", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "今天我要把苹果捏碎！看，很简单吧？这样就完成了！下周我要捏南瓜，再见！期待下一次！", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "875997"}
{"text": "卧槽万一她要接受了我不就没时间打魔兽了吗", "question": "是什么让你放弃了表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肉体还在听教练啰嗦，灵魂已经快虚脱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicSWkYvT6ZyDmwg0yjBqoZ2kUahLzortathFO2hKgdia8NfLgF6hslglQ"}
{"text": "以前曾梦见一个网站，网址也特别好记。这个网站特别神奇，可以将虚拟世界的东西转化到现实中来。还可以远距离的实物转送，像是精灵宝可梦里传送和存放精灵的电脑。醒了后一直对这个网站念念不忘，鼓起勇气输入了网址。。。。。。。。是个黄网。。。", "question": "梦里梦到的电话号码到底打不打？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第二碑半价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6msyUmFxnWP8DJuP2ge0j6XEPJ5Zgo3gewHypO869y4lVBd2TE49UaGw"}
{"text": "尝试跳过时，它不会让你跳过，而是会说“先听我说啊！”", "question": "千鸟 兴许是在做游戏教学角色的时候会说的话吧。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629615"}
{"text": "什么？肛拭子?!", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "对不起。", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 577, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "毛衣静电太大啦", "question": null, "star": 187, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "升职。", "question": "除去那些想要尝试但会成为犯罪的事情，只做一次也无妨。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2937578"}
{"text": "能力越大，责任越大，需要的保护也越大。", "question": "同样都是皮肤，为什么脸部比身体其他部分需要更精细的保养？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "合约快到期了，要续签吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6234381"}
{"text": "懒散的习惯。", "question": "这句日文话的中文意思是：只有你能写出这样的东西，没有人能胜过你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313054"}
{"text": "去年六月，我最好的闺蜜在大连结婚。我订了前一天下午六点的飞机，叫了个车去机场，结果遇上了一个刚跑车三天的司机……不认路……按着导航走，结果该走辅路的时候没走，一路开到外环上了，又赶上晚高峰外环堵车……五点半了我还在车上坐着，车一直在走走停停，我就在后座上急哭了，然后……司机说你别哭了，我开车送你去。就这样我就开始了人生第一次自驾游(°▽°)半夜三点多到的大连，当然司机也没走，我们找了个小馆子吃了碗拉面，然后……嗯……反正第二天他跟我一起去参加婚礼了……再然后，今年 10 月 2 号，我闺蜜要来参加我们俩的婚礼了……这算不算印象深刻(´･_･`)", "question": "你们在乘坐出租车或网约车的时候，发生过哪些难忘的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "SMAP解散了。", "question": "对二十年前的人说，他们也不会理解。", "star": 129, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398885"}
{"text": "没牵狗的那只", "question": "二郎神流眼泪的时候，要用哪只手拂去天眼上的泪痕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁是黑糖馒头？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3804781"}
{"text": "siri:你有口臭请把手机拿远点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F4aEOodRuHe5yQtUG2xe4lf4x1bQhNz0p85vkUnAqv6ybwEcprupSgFe4kQiaEEXAGxsE69sIf6dw"}
{"text": "混蛋！下车不叫醒我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9STHeiakycC7Eibc5DrcNo5M7Tj2cmIVWVGcVG5oMX76Bsu80SjHzCx2yIgUogOnFicCiasvpU9MM0qbA"}
{"text": "能用湿布把东西擦得干干净净，让人难以置信的干净。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5464832"}
{"text": "在一个很难笑的家里，工作人员全力以赴。", "question": null, "star": 59, "type": "I2T", "image": "6515081"}
{"text": "现在还有人跑到树上去哭啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7178536"}
{"text": "昨天吃了金针菇", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "打开贝壳后看到了婚戒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbjfz9oqdnj30ci0el431"}
{"text": "不冲前线的话你能不能把刺刀收起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicUQ9afMBqp8mZiaoZ0PgOr7YUQTUnuaqzqf8T0ZpYkwmy79YnOYE7ajQ"}
{"text": "广州现状", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "桑拿的钥匙坏了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3254470"}
{"text": "「在下高清版悲惨世界......」「我以为你在自我介绍呢。」", "question": "你遇见过哪些毒舌？他们说过哪些很毒的话让你过耳不忘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗发-美白-烫卷-烫过头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRWW0aNfhPpHqCgaVYZiceTnYpr3JzL4nyqeCrFrajCQJ4WSRmO125TxA"}
{"text": "都以为对方在找", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVsQ8BQqHN0r1iatBzOV7r1hSfyVACplA4rr5jSicqaCWLicPib4l3VpFicSg"}
{"text": "因为想站起来时膝盖撞到了，所以情绪一落千丈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4967156"}
{"text": "叶师傅，树上的羽毛球就拜托了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPCJqficFQJhTTMSuPv4kmJibx0qqlZGOqpBZiadw77hAKVD0rvHHmbHvDw"}
{"text": "我一出现在你面前就哭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h189eh0xnzj30ci0eldi5"}
{"text": "虽然是小户型，但是地理位置很好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEw1m3k6j0aw8LlvXcqGlBNruXFO43EJGqpFbeqy1qMg4H8EIqAXpNeg"}
{"text": "真人版《足球小将》的射门镜头", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7327564"}
{"text": "把锅烧热加油。", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "决战见分晓，明白了吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5894139"}
{"text": "要翻页的完形填空。", "question": "有哪些没个十斤脑洞都想不出来的发明？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在朋友的婚礼上被拉出来了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7056528"}
{"text": "抱歉，能试穿一下这个尺码大一号的吗？", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "3586160"}
{"text": "太鼓达人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqy0bcjdf9j60ci0elq7602"}
{"text": "前两天在沈阳北站坐火车，上车前排队，队伍很长，我排在最后。这时候，有两个工作人员大喊，在对面窗口进站，然后，我们扭头就排第一了。", "question": "生活中遇到过哪些剧情特别反转的小事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "累不累，懒还要学", "question": "如何培养随性慵懒的气质 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "四国八十八个地方的朝圣者和日常散步流汗的人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4607180"}
{"text": "方正 out—", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "发现自己的答案和全班同学不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3gHQO61Ey9ibiblxbwDicwfAKpmN50MXqjib6j1Ot2K8hVQSXAuXmEFIrgg"}
{"text": "悟空:“师傅，我觉得最近白龙马不太对劲”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "求求你，再用鞭子打我一次吧...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4447253"}
{"text": "跳过教程直接开始游戏的玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QqmEVLSwb2O2OmsonpJaww7Id022abcCWwric1lwuTTMMMiap9EeyUNmtia2jneibiaDLJBtdxvKyJgdQ"}
{"text": "他果然，只想要我的身体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3tgvDicuKrol4IXaUoyVMO7K5yL3DAltTazuY3KppmWmL9suTibd3a8wvicicibB7j2ic83AdLJszo6iaA"}
{"text": "尾行你回家的班主任：我倒要看看你昨天的作业到底是没带还是没写", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPkq7wT19EdgARFnmFnlZ4ac1iblJQBvRLuTIuyIGTqxPiadpGZudt4m6g"}
{"text": "水果的主要作用是好吃，次要作用是补充各种维生素。但是现在我国物质比较丰富了，维生素来源非常丰富。所以水果的作用只剩下好吃。因此，凡是以好吃以外属性作为卖点的高价水果，都是在明目张胆的骗钱。包括但不限于：天然、野生、进口、xx 之王、富含 xx、滋补 xx、强 x 健 x 等。", "question": "有哪些水果骗局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "广播：谁的假发丢了请到广播室认领", "question": null, "star": 127, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0u5hkh53zj60z00zgaf702"}
{"text": "财着早餐赶早班车的吸血鬼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJh1EIMy7Zoxl2xFGnicbPSL4tsKZV9vlGTGc8qVoKq6ILnMNXLU0YYUg"}
{"text": "没事了静香～出木杉那家伙去空地找你……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3bin3cs30j30ci0el0vj"}
{"text": "请问验便处在哪里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArvKHzoHcUYcHF8kvWkPvN3PQxe4UMFv609hbmticHJpS0EfZYOh63ubg"}
{"text": "他们俩只会出剪刀和布。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828218"}
{"text": "路过他电脑前时说一句，呦，又在写bug呢!", "question": "哪些话可以惹火程序员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "颈椎病患者主题影院试营业现场", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "“又被欺负了？\n好莱坞真人版《哆啦A梦》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wibbWtbvm5yfkjK1B09RHfvOqotA6eZ02PicSZnX8Lh3Yheq8iaPdaOiapA"}
{"text": "灌蚂蚁窝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotQOK3iaPwh6neib54ssuQhpm4NIe8Q6tianyOgIHp0BFhpDvEHFT8n5vxQ"}
{"text": "你说他怎么瘦得这么快", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "旁边这货是要参加大胃王乱入了吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9ek07r46yj20g70evwgj"}
{"text": "快！追上前面那条鲤鱼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eawdxl79mhj20b20ayzl5"}
{"text": "薛定谔的 bug。如果一个 bug 能够盈利且不被骂得太惨，那么它是一个 feature；如果一个 feature 不能盈利或被人骂得太惨，那么它是一个 bug。", "question": "怎么看待腾讯视频副总裁王娟回应 VIP 超前点播？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被光环笼罩着。", "question": "我讨厌这样的客人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6831631"}
{"text": "有个暖宝宝...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6384968"}
{"text": "奶妈别送啊，你让我们这些出肉的怎么活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHtJabgWAjsal9815nZk4h8b6EGVCCbQFBGib8AhKpEYrz6l2wIwb9k6Q"}
{"text": "有一个宝宝睡在了快速成长箱里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwnEWjbz68QmFfpnA2ewNvibqm1mQpKibUHAqPIuehUVK7VGN8icOsakojw"}
{"text": "我，一直以为，香菇上的十字是它自己裂开的……我之前真的觉得香菇好漂亮啊，圆润滑溜的后背上，还有一个如此美丽的十字，而且每一个香菇都一样。后来有一次跟朋友吃饭，我忘了是他告诉我的，还是我自己突然悟出来的，才知道香菇本人没有十字，那是人类给它切的！当时的那种震惊的感觉，我至今记忆犹新……从此香菇就在我心里就平平无奇了……", "question": "请问在香菇上面改十字刀是仪式感吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这，这就是女孩子的裙底吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLya9Ttm5vKVrviavnXEtozIwvGYCQszVpMfKgoZnrROGR4CibDWh9bBqw"}
{"text": "超级马里奥冒险", "question": "任天堂迷失方向了？马里奥新作品的标题是什么！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4573699"}
{"text": "太好了，你醒了，我们老大不吃死掉的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1iba4rqEAicAMV6P5saVZqCDvZ1wbrwhVHqAdFlgu0IeLDaQ6kfpYicOCXw"}
{"text": "不丢人，因为没人知道面具里面是什么人。所以丢的是面具。", "question": "戴防毒面具出门丢人吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是一份无纸化的通知。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6748348"}
{"text": "啊，神啊，为什么要在三分钟内回来呢？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6845998"}
{"text": "复印机", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "开枪的瞬间与报靶员中断了通讯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIpFh4v5N0wh2ibCMPgOBclMDcfDicqeibADia1Lov5eufzSNcp46ljqSavdg"}
{"text": "捷豹被放生回故乡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAZjxhvqzrFWCLaVwkeicX1E8pmcygrqr4fPxlAoLOv9fR1AecTND1Azw"}
{"text": "闻撕了创可贴后的味儿上瘾", "question": null, "star": 352, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggzmjcv1i4j210n1bmq92"}
{"text": "我每次要 2π 分熟的人家师傅也给做。", "question": "初次跟女生吃牛排时，女生对服务员说要八分熟，应该说些什么来缓解尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "优步外卖不来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6143707"}
{"text": "是工作呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070522"}
{"text": "给我星星，因为我笨，给我星星。", "question": "请你写一首不怎么样的俳句。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5122634"}
{"text": "紧急招聘副驾驶，工作：配重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicewpEP59QTM44FJicKJgSt9EnzxLZlKT1ZH6wlfZO4PYM8Udsb5C77qg"}
{"text": "在朋友家开个会，边听哥舒派边喝茶，你能来吗？", "question": "高风险、低回报。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6706556"}
{"text": "在KTV上厕所回来时找错房间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYEpib7Xt2JMlILBCxvm9chFXxKGTbUx9J1QnohHHSqvf6nwcdKzGQrBw"}
{"text": "靠！就凭你的放屁就能逃出去了？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1332310"}
{"text": "现在的社会都怎么了？一群人说起这种肮脏的事情都脸不红心不跳么？我是坚决反对婚前性行为的，婚后也不可取，精液是男人的血，是女人的毒药，你们不知道吗？我和妻子结婚两年了，婚前婚后都克制住了自己，从不发生那种关系，想也不会想，现在我们家庭幸福美满，孩子也茁壮成长，这就是福报啊！", "question": "婚前可以发生性行为吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "场馆清扫人员获得了冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3cbz7juw1j20mn0o677f"}
{"text": "就让她坐啊，自己另外再推车买东西。", "question": "每次去超市女朋友都要坐到购物车里，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都已经这么大的年纪了，还怕看牙吗？给我好好看看！ 在牙齿检查时，被医生严厉地批评。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3097876"}
{"text": "哎？竟然连螳螂都吃昆虫了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5912631"}
{"text": "他要全关注肌肉男你就更没有机会了。", "question": "最近对一男生有好感，但是他微博关注的都是一些大胸妹，有点无法接受，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女：你刚才是不是看那个姑娘了？男：没有女：我看见了，就刚才，你盯着那个蓝衣服的姑娘看！！！（事实有利）男：我真没有.....女：你当初追我的时候怎么说的？！要是看别的女人就怎么样？（法律有利）男：我真的没有！！！我左手拿着你的购物袋！！！右手拿着你的包！！！刚才又跑去买单，找不到收款台才到处张望的！！！你还说我故意看别的女人！！！！女：.........你他妈敢吼我！！！！（拍桌子把水搅浑）", "question": "有哪些例子可以阐释「当事实和法律都对你不利时，敲桌子把事情搅浑」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本人男。我大三的时候，班里一个女生有次悄咪咪对我说，她们女生都在传我找了个男朋友，我当时一脸懵逼。我大四临近毕业的时候，这个女生又悄咪咪地对我说，她们女生都在传你和你男朋友分手了，我当时又一脸懵逼。 我到现在都不知道她们是怎么知道的，我一直以为我保密工作做得很好。", "question": "你听过最劲爆的校园八卦是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“我跟你说…别看他！别看他！”", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "那你这个目击者不也……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfues2uktyj30ci0elgou"}
{"text": "被未知的力量推动着。", "question": "在3,7经营的鬼屋中常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857310"}
{"text": "「追上那辆白车对吧？」「天才！就是白色！「是白色耶！」「白色没错！」「你们……长大了呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtcqnhjzxuj30ci0elaej"}
{"text": "求你，不要拿走我的头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYeCha8rs3BtkT6DNpTAPnbfto3LHK0iaibmf8CZHMcjs6eW6AesTueeTA"}
{"text": "哎呀！", "question": "今年也请您多多关照。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6955272"}
{"text": "大学宿舍的老二很久没在群里冒泡了。周五下午本来群里很安静。他冒了一句：我今天领证了。唔，要知道他已经结婚四五年了。接着他说：离婚证。此前同学们之间八卦过他和老婆的问题。比如老婆特别严，控制零花钱；比如老婆坚持丁克，他有些不满；比如。。。总之老二连很多爱好都没有了。群里继续安静。然后，我觉得好歹我也是班长，于是带头说了安慰了一句：若是不合适，早分开是好事。有人跟进安慰：你那个老婆啊。。。确实有点xxxx。也有人调侃：恭喜成为我班第一个离婚的人。也有人关心：究竟是为什么要离婚啊。然后老二接着说：因为要买房子，限购又限贷，只好假离婚。-_-#骂了隔壁的。这个故事教育我们：1，有人说不好的事，反应不要太快。有一群人的话，装没看见好了。2，天朝的限购制度害死人。3，老二是个大傻逼。", "question": "聊天时，对方说了不好的事情，该如何向下接话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么还不去把野鸭子叼回来？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNwha2IGTRyu0gjPl24z0APbuh49qBFOpuDS2WgfVbtsIRB56j1bu6BA"}
{"text": "我发现了一个小秋天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3724492"}
{"text": "贝儿是我爷爷！是的！据说非常好吃！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7014152"}
{"text": "部长和科长的“会计这里我来！”之争越来越激烈了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3456359"}
{"text": "女生是可以把所有平台都当成相册的神奇生物。", "question": "为什么知乎上「爆照」问题大都是女生在回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "平日里非常严厉的大佐一个人庆祝自己的生日，虽然觉得他很可怜，但还是把蛋糕吹走了。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3727762"}
{"text": "我会处理好的。", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "满员了！请明天再来", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx6qtb5ej20fs0e0t9t"}
{"text": "嘻嘻……这样明年就可以作为属相潜伏进去了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7304554"}
{"text": "我咬了一口金牌。", "question": "我越来越觉得我已经老了。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6087375"}
{"text": "哥们儿已经惹毛好几个舞伴，自己还是没人搭理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNIFszJSJzKGUa2c65Le6KQWB4TvpCkqq1WhjByG8df0SAQ8GyUQkeDw"}
{"text": "上课的时候不要写小说，更不要写老师和助教的同人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmyonY2pXe77Yb7RfMBUrcZjuHLkoEF8VmN7jBRFrkRkyJiaKn9J9SxQg"}
{"text": "我真的在为此事烦恼，但每次回家见妹妹时，她都会摆出这张脸...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2073214"}
{"text": "咱可说好了，不管分到哪个班，上厕所可得喊我一块儿哈！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwsa1qhrd5j20g70e53zs"}
{"text": "下一个英雄秀在群马县，我知道了！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7190729"}
{"text": "拉好了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "成为大厨", "question": "连续吃365天的拉面会发生什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3750406"}
{"text": "我就想知道他们给车上的是什么保险？不管自动驾驶能发展到如何智能的地步，还是得买一份靠谱的车险。（靠谱 = 平安车险，理赔全程，一键包办）赶紧买一份平安车险压压惊！还在清洁阿姨的注目礼下等彩蛋？还不如来温故知新，看看电影史上的人工智能，是怎么走到今天这一步的！", "question": "广告 · 看完《速度与激情 8》你有什么感想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷把自己的游泳帽给看起来很冷的佛像戴上了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4161795"}
{"text": "到数第三名的争夺也很激烈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs43YP1wt2jyl5Kibq2zy8Y856Z8CGXajNyrxOIwHezou7zPoQkibQSnia0Q"}
{"text": "他男朋友的出轨对象现在就在附近吧...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6988825"}
{"text": "该死的，敌人好强！这样的话，只有大家一起……送？你买了双新鞋吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpqgw414jaj30ci0eln4x"}
{"text": "门锁了没有？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8beRVSYRqzRKxPIhMWzXuIgMicEQaXTQwr0TBKr5MPUuStaHFicMy1Iujw"}
{"text": "谁落下的饮料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq3yjzfBibxK5lEmxAWVV18aTnSbmEhlKkh6ia6qwNdvDgFKTysD9cmbSuQ"}
{"text": "「野比，你上课干什么去了？」『在走廊罚站』「纳尼？居然逃课去走廊罚站！给我站到走廊上去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1wlqap2pij30ci0eldj0"}
{"text": "《穷爸爸富爸爸》《谁动了我的奶酪》《房地产赚钱笔记》", "question": "如果你是深圳人，放开摆地摊以后，你都会想在地摊上卖什么本地特色的商品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下辈子再说吧宝贝", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "食人族酋长：这个抓活的，晚上吃我媳妇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcRibgSCib4eXUxCFWrhZCmI8o7VnKmMz9BG2MsIKy5icVbGnOs0TeeEiakw"}
{"text": "被说点燃就点燃了的高达", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317662"}
{"text": "头发剪得太短了~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4369262"}
{"text": "听到地球另一端的声音已经15年了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4079294"}
{"text": "上大学的我再看高中的课本", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrAeShhxSELxXOFpr7QpkA1XQnGrU5IFMaibs9KqkVGPHbD5nzLYNfTPA"}
{"text": "确实被打了，却不说是啊。", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 116, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "外卖专用微笑。", "question": "麦当劳推出了令人震惊的新菜单。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5263194"}
{"text": "理发后向神发誓再也不来这家店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiaeyfawCcDyFC6SDgxSOc124xcNnH81rENevM4IH357lhlcBVBrZWgHA"}
{"text": "请你别得意忘形地乱叫。", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "反复说着看到这个傻话就去睡觉！", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "now loading", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3re3xdib2j20mo0momz1"}
{"text": "制作孩子的演示", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7321658"}
{"text": "一说我怕狗，他就笑了起来，那个表情就像在嘲笑我一样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6426747"}
{"text": "怎么办，APTX4869的解药被老鼠吃掉了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "哎呀，被猫踩到了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315629"}
{"text": "昨天复习了整本书，，今天还记得的部分：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJeAAbFib5KYibLBoD8pOnWCtDlgpf09CicrWyicW9iaox2IVBPHStMLzv77g"}
{"text": "二十年前丢的玩具居然找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCb8YesRkWLYGicFbQYId2mYuM8GjlttH8rv5oatP00svZlEpmhsfgF5tQ"}
{"text": "他真的在躲牛", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "屁股疼。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344384"}
{"text": "那家伙肚子饿了就会变成大猩猩一样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5919761"}
{"text": "别，哥们儿，我刚尿过……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "相互嫌弃", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw0ybsjw4lj20yi18mh9j"}
{"text": "别再让人类抓到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfhhvce3r8j212h1ad118"}
{"text": "正在为角色更换头饰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkX69XfDOlrPhgKicdkzgBC3lvChUHX0kHm2QXH9yvicGjhkiaCyicQfRibhQ"}
{"text": "出发瞬间“已到达目的地附近。语音导航结束。”", "question": "最新款的车载导航仪。“需要什么样的功能？有什么样的功能？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5439697"}
{"text": "购物排队。", "question": "试着稍微改变点心的名字看看。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3482978"}
{"text": "公司的董事长和常务董事关系真的很好呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6202406"}
{"text": "那个·是谁都好啦··赶快把账结了吧", "question": null, "star": 143, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guckpkwf8lj60u719bjzv02"}
{"text": "领导", "question": "我觉得病从口入。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "5917939"}
{"text": "小广告行业内卷严重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBjUZTib2W2cGHGTHceoRiatpiaYZibKcZbG4cicGhu5DDjDcR06sdT9VXAxQ"}
{"text": "生吃个人 我很抱歉", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "除了氮气，氢气，二氧化碳，氧气外，还有甲烷，硫化氢，吲哚（稀释后的吲哚是茉莉花香哟）。其中毒性最大的是硫化氢，根据毒理学资料显示，硫化氢的猝死浓度是 1000ppm 左右，再根据正常人的排气量（国标），一次排气约在 30 毫升左右气体……因此，你如果想把自己毒死在被窝里，不出意外的话你应该蒙起被子，屏住呼吸，放 120 个屁左右，如果觉得不保险，二百个也可以，应该足够瞬间猝死（触电样猝死）。嗯……还有，补充一下，我曾经看到过硫化氢有一口闷这个叫法，可能是因为会触发猝死吧……所以，好不容易攒了 200 个，别忘了一口闷哟。使用该方法时请远离明火，以免发生爆炸意外，祸及他人。有热心知友对本答案的可操作性提出了质疑，说不具备可操作性。所幸另有知友提供了解决方案：众筹 200 个，即可瞬间去世。本答案未经精确计算，也没有考虑被窝容量，气密性，也未进行药代，临床毒理实验，仅估算，请勿模仿。", "question": "被窝里放屁有毒吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在杰克Pot中，大量的球掉了下来。", "question": "足球场上出现了新的把戏，是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6909805"}
{"text": "中国制造", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4627147"}
{"text": "因为我爸和我说：你可别舔啊~", "question": "为什么总有东北小孩在冬天用舌头舔大铁门然后被粘上呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老公...不行了...Sheba...最后让Sheba走吧... 哽咽声。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "2484289"}
{"text": "痛啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1914674"}
{"text": "我，狗，猫，女儿，太太", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvERTtd6Pnzl8s9H0vxUBQmN0bdZG7zvOPcSP6AdciaicUHlUCjEAkx0XPw"}
{"text": "家里来客人时起的太晚的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3aZlrXTzI6ic081BqlaZSx902jITnrcbH3pj15moKvcYnWvWy6lzE9nA"}
{"text": "红烧猪肉。", "question": "那多的作品中，请选出一部现在就让我看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5935055"}
{"text": "这不就是平和祈念像吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1515325"}
{"text": "“风太TM大了！”一假发被吹走的路人大爷描述到", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvw7riwu3aj20yi12ckat"}
{"text": "傻姑娘，是3的倍数。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6050349"}
{"text": "妻子化妆前掉落了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6145562"}
{"text": "不是他！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4302985"}
{"text": "感动了自己，恶心了别人。", "question": "长春男子雪中跪 2 小时求见女友未如愿，你怎么看这事儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没录音吧。", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "有一次没钱花了，就在微博里说，谁能借我点钱？这时一粉丝私我，叫我把卡号发给他，还真打了 200 块！我激动地叫他再打点，他说，傻孩子，我是你爸，哪有人给陌生人钱的？这之后，每天晚上我都和我爸聊天……半年后回到老家，我爸说他根本没微博，妈的 200 块叫了那孙子半年爸！", "question": "你遇到过哪些「说出来你可能不信」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卡林塔的入口有点远。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1201213"}
{"text": "瞧头猫袋", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "哎呀，如果不用5亿年的重置功能，就会变成这样呢。 不过你想到并执行这件事，还真有点吓人啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4577608"}
{"text": "打人是违法的。", "question": "有哪些常识是医生非常希望患者能够了解的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白色的恋人", "question": "这个甜点的名字加上一个字就变得不太好吃。", "star": 47, "type": "T2T", "image": "6789784"}
{"text": "变身了但是不知道该做什么。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574382"}
{"text": "第六个小时，轮到人力资源了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7009873"}
{"text": "同时泡了10碗方便面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkittcbxemj30ci0elads"}
{"text": "打乒乓球的！你给我等着！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eanxzurogzj20b509sjso"}
{"text": "自行车保险的索赔金额会翻倍。", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "方便群众呀，有次我去城里办事，结果跑肚拉稀，蹲进去七哩苦楚的拉完发现没带纸，然后看到了旁边的纸篓。", "question": "2010 年代，是否大多数国家和地区倾向于将厕纸直接冲入马桶，而中国人不习惯这样做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我大学工热老师。平时感觉特别厚道，讲课也是娓娓道来的那种。上课一般也不点名，非常的仁德。有一天，来的人实在是太少了，整个年级也就来了一多半吧，老师决定点名，可是问题是平时没有点名的习惯啊，根本就没有带名单。于是，课间的时候，老师说：「那你们来的人就到前面写名字签个到吧。」大学嘛。帮室友签个到理所应当对不对……快下课的时候，老师拿起同学们的签到表微微一笑：「来，我们点个名。」", "question": "什么样的细节会让你突然觉得这个人智商高得可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "野生的狐狸来挑战我们了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306228"}
{"text": "完全没有问题。", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "初中毕业的时候，对方发短信说：我想追你。然后我按捺住激动的心情，回了我人生中最经典的一句话:虽然希望不大，祝你早日成功。", "question": "一直暗恋的人突然反过来向你表白是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好小的迷你番茄啊。", "question": null, "star": 242, "type": "I2T", "image": "6974821"}
{"text": "罚站王者VS青铜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtqlaw1ruj20yi0u2k4l"}
{"text": "八骏图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqVou8vUrJcZagZ1P311H87XGrCUPCasbRcch09J14TJwibeTFHo4M0Jw"}
{"text": "Domino长度吉尼斯纪录被刷新。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4135371"}
{"text": "那么您觉得我们新品”可食用眼镜腿”怎么样呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElZFYQ2981qwiab6MhJibzAnxHf0lZkRExjXvKZXicYYeje2jJbgSNvHBag"}
{"text": "上公共厕所忘关门", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "我把工资都分了，第二个和第三个也一样，最下面的没有可分的了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7118976"}
{"text": "“特效不用加这么多的”", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "他们俩从风月场所赶来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5764860"}
{"text": "“你有病吧？我才没穿胸罩呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtUZyuZIIvMX03OOaHukehFVicyZhRFGGCJSUgIMo5BkSfUVcDRtiaXaZw"}
{"text": "看说明书不看说明书", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqZzJ008G5sDRLEHfAm6iaJn1CKUzIafobbiaelR1aYOIKsKTJnbYhyGmw"}
{"text": "广告之后，精彩继续", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnir368tr2j30ci0el415"}
{"text": "女朋友生气时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVqq2OAcu5TIby0YOzYOBxvC5gKFTcRUKfZKThk4tKprGKbd2KZicibic6A"}
{"text": "你胆子够大的，还在我身边。", "question": "如何用善意的讽刺回敬外国人说「中国人什么都吃」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不太明白这是什么语言。", "question": "这是什么的简称吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964885"}
{"text": "挂了也变不了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6943503"}
{"text": "乘坐世界最快电梯纪念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTPBibzM6WHhFiaiccbI2okGpM52PFTCO2G9FxAZVxpB9pN4VtBtdWuicAaA"}
{"text": "没关系，我不认识他。", "question": "如果明天你崩塌了，我依然爱你。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619238"}
{"text": "闹钟响了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3avnM8kKWr4kaaQfCT91y6ViaKx0UcE2WF266zoFCtnUnUfCDF9EIDjA"}
{"text": "看到这种东西，真是够了。", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "之耻", "question": null, "star": 873, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk1tvr6aggj612m14kn1k02"}
{"text": "还能再碰一辆吗？", "question": null, "star": 408, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ogtvpzumj60u00u0q5v02"}
{"text": "理论上可以养活自己", "question": "学理论物理的人一般怎么养活自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "落魄的鹰。", "question": "看上去很弱的球队名字。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7113418"}
{"text": "天使", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387661"}
{"text": "不应在市内「放生」，可以放归非洲的「大自然」，非洲是家猫发源地之一。但长途运输有可能会直接导致猫的去世。如放归非洲，需注意防范疫情，供参考。", "question": "养了一年的小猫咪，我想放回大自然怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等待受孕。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5460583"}
{"text": "历史的巨轮把我们推向了这个分叉路口，从此人类分成了两派。一派有两个鼠标，一派有两个触控板。", "question": "从交互模式的创新上来看，几乎同时发布的 Surface Dial 和 Touch Bar 哪个更颠覆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "聚会时共同认识的朋友还没来", "question": null, "star": 415, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy9njziq3cj60v015aag202"}
{"text": "「我这次来，是想请您出山。」「你认错了，我是王工，他们是炎火、圭土、昌曰、多夕、吕口。今天出山不在。」", "question": "如何以「我这次来，是想请您出山」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记忆被删除了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g77eb3ghwlj20k40qtacl"}
{"text": "起床进程35%", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJyEQlkd63akdTSEDPhWjmr82xGAJM6mp4VdwNEAAdSGfo9WK7FibUbFg"}
{"text": "我提前看透了坏事。", "question": "一个能看懂一万一手棋的围棋高手的弱点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4821759"}
{"text": "即使女装也无法出演剧场版吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hf6w42yh4mj30ci0el753"}
{"text": "嘎嘣脆，香脆，好吃。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6682239"}
{"text": "8月30日／8月31日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu4gigo9qij30ci0eldis"}
{"text": "/喂！骑士！把梯子放回来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gph8143wcbj30ci0elwlq"}
{"text": "必胜客新品披萨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4ViaNWZbicibzLGommJeib0j5BNRxyAVeUCN5KDZyhV1nQ0sao075ksduHLQ"}
{"text": "终于无法投稿了，所以把脸遮住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794480"}
{"text": "只提前了一秒签到成功的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ffic6ms2j20g60fbq59"}
{"text": "是啊！这就是分数乘法啊！只要做就能行吧！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "253584"}
{"text": "快闪开我的朋友伤的很重啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpoTyEJwXXnWVNVY8CibMKyYvS6OfjER5NRwh1P5WkmxL9WYWSCiatLakg"}
{"text": "见义勇为，然后争取上新闻。", "question": "高考前一个小时怎么逆袭?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年级图书馆", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7363666"}
{"text": "他们居然对你说，你不是我亲生的！！！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "因为在微软看来，它的系统更新就是天大的事，没有比这个更重要的事，至于你是不是在赶时间、要用电脑处理一些紧急事情，与它一毛钱关系都没有。地球哪怕要爆炸，也得更新完再炸；宇宙就算要重启，也得先等它重启。已经被它坑了无数次了，伟大的 Windows 10 Home 还没法关掉自动更新。真是棒棒哒。", "question": "为什么有相当一部分人都不愿意打开微软的自动更新？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三角形连击，武器变成手枪，无法抵抗，导致死亡。", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "如果可乐从世界上消失的那一天", "question": "满屏都是让人想哭的年代剧的配乐。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3733869"}
{"text": "哦，我现在看到的是我妻子在衣柜里的外遇现场的画面。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1869469"}
{"text": "无法判断是怀孕还是太胖的女人靠近时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5rdavuhnmj30ci0elq7m"}
{"text": "推到敌方水晶时学校熄灯断网", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdbrGm3Dyia9icCY9Zg59wxxvozEWVJbVYJ1bicM8h9YtbQFhcekKv7qxdyA"}
{"text": "其实他们家有十二个孩子，松野家。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6560328"}
{"text": "看半天才发现就是张海报", "question": null, "star": 277, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy68jpsez5j610p151q8n02"}
{"text": "爸爸你看！妈妈昨晚就这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qerw70S4GWheYhN8re8IF9vhiciaoXZcxFRkoBD7hVX2oIQCpCDRkMXHwYA"}
{"text": "《机器学习的本质》面试官：你最大的强项是什么？我：我学东西很快。面试官：12 乘以 12 等于多少？我：87面试官：差远了。是 144我：是 144", "question": "有哪些科研行业圈内人才能看懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太酷了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447347"}
{"text": "因为不能容忍有人在自己眼前受到伤害，于是转过身去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKQ8yarQoWU5W83pdVWSxLRN4kgjkInmTRXyZiatudfAPT2XjNPoddq6Q"}
{"text": "新旧姨妈巾碰面了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicibVnTDFmWjEvvDQxOEbp1pcZDzpb2VnIL26Bd0EmdDgwjcBtlT6UeOQ"}
{"text": "由于面试场地的门是金色的，所以可以认为它是确定的吗？", "question": "您加入我们公司的概率是1/8192。请问您有什么问题吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6725394"}
{"text": "家里进来一只熊先查查是什么品种", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpKA6ewarInDgMjkicBUibbPsClK4bicxEA29bGktt2GaL8rBnHqn3W3ZhQ"}
{"text": "穿着钉鞋留下足迹。", "question": "虽然只是个路人甲，但是我想在《Extras D》中留下一些痕迹，应该怎么做呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2003003"}
{"text": "终于理解为什么有蚊子朝蚊香飞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h58wfzbab2j30ci0eldlk"}
{"text": "这是我在六年级时买的松坂牛排，大家请看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6538776"}
{"text": "某医学院。当年我们都很恐惧去学校的医务处。因为医务处有一个医生。年纪有点儿大。比如在你说肚子疼的时候会问你：「哪里疼？那里有什么器官？什么血运？那是第几肋？说专业术语！上腹还是中腹？！不知道？！上腹中腹哪里区分的？！你大几的。解剖过了吗？局解学了吧？学了你还不知道？！.......」我真的就是胃疼想开个药而已……好怕他继续问三代头孢的抗菌谱.......好吧。其实我觉得他很可爱。", "question": "你遇到过哪些「奇葩」医生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好渴，幸亏你脑子进水了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1el4rs8101uj20b1099ab3"}
{"text": "陪女友去迪士尼乐园的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhjbmqfwf9j30ci0eladu"}
{"text": "世界上有三种人：会数数的人和不会数数的人。", "question": null, "star": 339, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gof4oeyqgdj612i1dc11p02"}
{"text": "今天的月亮很漂亮啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGy493HCRxus2jY1kLXxUPeXLdsOzPJsibMIE7vLwqUbTIg1Y2NicibDSQHw"}
{"text": "阿龟的内裤总是露出来。", "question": "动画中理所当然存在的、毫无违和感就能接受的事物例子：片头画面。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3662979"}
{"text": "想象中的德国队守门员", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "不能用脚。", "question": "绝对不能添加到足球的新规则。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6504458"}
{"text": "下一场还是我打！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIV6leB0AJPNH1MbhQXaM87RLia0NhyxicMa1aBFOJy3rKIzhqLQpgORQww"}
{"text": "在夹缝中努力生存", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "网课结束了老师还没关摄像头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXJXS1Mrrdbb4WG9bAXT3CWNNTCxWR99D0mKKJNfrnQgYS39PicJbCZ3w"}
{"text": "？＝？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "初中化学老师每次布置了作业，没几个人做，更没几个人交。课代表拿了仅有的几份作业给大家抄。都懒得抄啊！无奈，全班 50 来个人，就只有 20 来份作业。化学老师：怎么只有这么点？课代表：我看你带了好多班，作业太多改得也累，我抽查交上来的。", "question": "有哪些瞬间会让你觉得对方情商高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "婆婆的打扫检查烦死人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc2rnbuw5lj30ci0eltcg"}
{"text": "有事直接说事，在吗多此一举。否则对话会变成这样：A：「在吗？」半个小时后B：「我在的，你在吗？」半个小时后A：「我在的，你在吗？」……B：「我在的，你在吗？」真实经历。……其实 A 说完第二个我在的就应该建立连接了。啊三次握手协议啦。", "question": "在微信上被问「在吗」，该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我正在想无聊的笑话，突然想到一个去网上睡觉吧的笑话，但是觉得太无聊了，于是决定从记忆中删除它。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3438092"}
{"text": "一格电，撑到最后的赢家。", "question": "如何评价甄嬛传里的端妃?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五号线不想跟您说话并向您扔了一个二号线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibsHbJkEtnkIywzCvsSduypSu8xLyicdZ8Mq7P63RvdERyE8YrVnpzSDg"}
{"text": "大概就是「不敢和优秀的人有交情因为不知道自己可以拿什么来换」吧 T_T", "question": "为什么有些人会害怕接近自己喜欢的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "国歌被人偷换成江南style", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqh3VdOWBWMuiaFgURprHZDuYsuIfW80HPlicG2bQwgicTHJIE5p0IaRPaw"}
{"text": "帮邻居照看的猫咪也在帮邻猫照看小猫咪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtk0p4lht6j30ci0eltch"}
{"text": "原来他昨天说的要亲jb是这个jb啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bW1OWOrsKGSYfPqYiahFapA03sZHQJhz8MlPeYicsu9GRoztlpESuqaRg"}
{"text": "我寻思着也不是禾野微博啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "博士！前面！前面！红灯！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9zxdvfynnj30ci0elgmx"}
{"text": "只要看房时她出现在隔壁就能促成签约的传奇中介", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3EZCbfib5F7DTb4hQ8HHGgbfA8MLBbVupztws51s9ic6IIKia6BnpSRmIA"}
{"text": "为什么我举起了手呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5972929"}
{"text": "终无逃脱安慰。", "question": "用四个汉字以内简洁地描述你的兴趣爱好。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4762408"}
{"text": "恋爱社交匹配应用", "question": "说话方式不同但意思相同。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6267185"}
{"text": "美国街景美术馆", "question": "米奇好像在搜索什么。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6636778"}
{"text": "到今年为止要找到女朋友……", "question": "已经放弃的事情。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "2441594"}
{"text": "前面刚过去一个马车队这也能听出来？刚从我身上轧过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd456s9m7HaEbd8yqWvFBBSQ95753A9rYl955Gs8avEuj5ES2Ig1pUXfA"}
{"text": "乱按呼叫器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef9dcrtrelj20az09ddgd"}
{"text": "美味鱼屋导航系统", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbvu58gi7jj30ci0elq77"}
{"text": "在走廊上打盹的方法。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093539"}
{"text": "毛利小五郎", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7225327"}
{"text": "让我想想把山楂球放到哪里去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibiaBjt40yLu6NK1Kxx2ZBibSSJO8A2FdZs6uewSjJSoqp1YLVQQBUq6iaQ"}
{"text": "PS5/PS2", "question": null, "star": 219, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h84pv66v30j61401hck1d02"}
{"text": "我有一个好哥们毕业后他去了一院搞火箭我去了五院做卫星两个人工作都很忙平均一两年能聚一次喝顿酒上次见面时，我对他说这顿饭你应该请他问为什么我告诉他因为长五遥二的失利你们欠我们一个实践十八于是那顿饭他买单了刚刚，在 b 站的直播中一个镜头闪到了他头发比两年前少了不少看来这两年归零过的不是很容易于是我决定下顿饭我请客并且建议他拿年终奖去做一个植发手术", "question": "长征五号遥三火箭发射成功，对中国航天的意义有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "茶柱倒了！", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "大一英语课上，老师突然用英文问我们班男生一个问题，what kind of girls do you like？（你喜欢什么类型的女生？）要求是前面同学用过的形容词后面的同学尽量不要重复，于是什么 smart，active，out-going 各种性格的形容词满天飞，后面词穷的同学甚至连 sexy 都说出来了……结果我是最后一个被点名回答问题的，到我这里几乎所有（我会）的词都被别人说过了……在短暂的沉默之后，我看着老师的眼睛，回答道：like you（像你一样）。当时也不确定语法有没有问题，但是当我看到老师脸上淡淡的嫣红，以及同学们投来的不可置信的目光，我知道，这个逼应该装得很完美……", "question": "有什么「是时候表演真正的技术了」的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你打电话邀请一个并不存在的虚拟女友回老家吃饭时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNdf3Of5gibxvFRH9GNk3qYxKDpPnYNwI70XtCjCuGxYguNwRJicXHjaibg"}
{"text": "一开始就有命运的流向。", "question": "拼图游戏人生：大家都很熟悉的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6694213"}
{"text": "兵荒马乱的应该没人注意到我尿尿吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGE3wxYlticecaQTzxq4wxrFmQGuUHqfFWdNsEgwkBWZiahIBia7yLyXtfA"}
{"text": "国内：“我对英语不感兴趣不学瑜伽不试你们的美容产品身上没带6块钱手机和你一样也没电了。”国外：“我没入党退个毛。”", "question": "走在路上被异性搭讪是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "果然午餐吃了饺子后，接下来的活动很艰难。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364507"}
{"text": "刚才已经把快乐消磨掉了，在卡拉OK一个人尽情高歌了……", "question": "今天的乐趣。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2636958"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦好大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gaspaguxsnj20xm12477p"}
{"text": "我是楼下的，请停止你的说唱", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "那就努力把身子也养大", "question": "谁能告诉我头大怎么办！ ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "演《茶馆》，第一幕，场上人多，纷杂的很。秦二爷上场吆喝一段后，坐着喝茶，舞台焦点在别处。这时我正在正襟危坐端着茶碗，忽然发现，众多角色中多了一个老头在和演员说话，揉揉眼睛再一看，那老头摇摇晃晃走到我这边来坐下了。老头悄悄和我说，「刚才那段有点快，慢一点」，说完就摇摇晃晃下场了。嗯，导演大人演出现场带妆排戏，也是前无古人了吧。", "question": "作为一名演员，你遇到过的最奇葩的一次表演经历是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看吧，马上就用那种讨厌的眼神看着我了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6815614"}
{"text": "走，挤地铁去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymd7b2amj208e0az75a"}
{"text": "抱歉，请勿吸烟！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3sm0s0uj20ga0ei75g"}
{"text": "发现流浪金属时的面孔。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7238241"}
{"text": "你看那个发际线后移的", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "我总是会稍微睡一下，但一定会有一部分身体醒来。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "哎呀，大雄的爸爸的样子好像……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378370"}
{"text": "啊哈？孩子没啦？？？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3tfh67kz4j20yi1dogvy"}
{"text": "我不喜欢吃鱼籽。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的鱼子酱。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3355817"}
{"text": "窗户关不上的时候洒水车逐渐逼近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSpwVTwxoFOhEvib091yialmVzsXhoVydHtboqaEXNAh9encdS1gNQhfUg"}
{"text": "我看得到！我看到了！你的拳头看起来停住了！", "question": null, "star": 116, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179358"}
{"text": "你一年前发的动态哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdfefajstkj30ci0el42r"}
{"text": "石器时代的结束，并不是因为石头被用完了", "question": "二维码会不会有一天用完？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "音量调到最大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5i4d417kbj20ly0qqwhi"}
{"text": "哇，今天游泳部的新成员看起来很积极啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3114816"}
{"text": "皮卡丘「小智！十万伏特！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6pphcoe20j30ci0elt9l"}
{"text": "抱怨", "question": "姐妹俩在百元店买的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5119705"}
{"text": "翻译", "question": null, "star": 1340, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp3ax6xbifj612r140tdu02"}
{"text": "因为有些人觉得苍老师就该干这个，苍老师也很乐意这么一直干下去。有些人觉得舒琪也应该继续干这个，可是舒琪不干。", "question": "为什么那些“暴民”容得下苍井空，却容不下舒淇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做完截肢的黑猫痛得大叫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "夫人带球跑", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "坚持住！马上到医院了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwtoh3h4f7j30ci0eljvk"}
{"text": "啊~ 水蜜桃~ 不是乌鸦的饮水，而是猴子的饮水吧！？不对吗~~~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1611565"}
{"text": "请注意，这是特别优惠价，2号橡胶，有气囊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448365"}
{"text": "矿泉水和果汁的价格带是一样的。", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "按了暂停键⏸～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "放心吧，穿着呢。", "question": null, "star": 635, "type": "I2T", "image": "1846350"}
{"text": "我的真人真事。去年的事。在 Hello Talk 上认识了一位老美，中文还行，目测 40+，聊的还不错，就加了微信。我偶尔会发中文，他也看的懂。好，我要直奔主题了。（用英文聊天的）有天中午他问我在干嘛，我就随手回复了一句「在练啦啦操」，(那时要体育考试了 -_-#)，，我想他看不懂应该会问我的。结果！！！对，他先是回了我几个大的感叹号，接着又回了一句：Really？我当时就想，不就是练了个啦啦操么，至于这么惊讶嘛，就回复他：yeah, I am.然后他就说了好多，大概印象，什么 You REALLY surprise me、我没想到你还有这一面、你真的太酷了、你周围的朋友都像你一样吗，blablabla这把我夸的还蛮不好意思，就回他什么「谢谢你，我也没觉得自己很酷，只是做一些喜欢的事而已」，blablabla第二天，他又问我手机是不是丢了，因为他觉得我微信出了问题，还一直说什么我可能被监控了，让我注意安全的话。说的我莫名其妙的，我就说我手机没有问题啊，他又说他觉得有人在登陆我的微信，还给他发过信息，但他觉得那信息不是我发的，会不会我的手机被远程遥控了或者我被监控了之类的......当时我真的紧张了一下，因为我觉得没人会盗微信号吧，而且我这边也没出任何问题啊，就继续问他他收到了什么信息，快发给我看看结果他说了一件事，说完我表示我直接是崩溃的！！！他说就是昨天，我问你在干什么，结果你说你在……我问什么？他说我收到的信息是「I'm doing lesbian fucking.」lesbian fucking！lesbian fucking！lesbian fucking！……原来当时我说我在练啦啦操，他直接在微信点的长按翻译，结果尼玛 WeChat 竟然把啦啦操翻译的是 lesbian fucking！……再联想到我当时回复给他的话……", "question": "你见过哪些让你瞠目结舌的英语翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就是地球的另一端吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "詹姆斯和泰森终于能休息了", "question": "比较强壮的人类空手能否打过成年长颈鹿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "20分钟内第八次去茶水间倒咖啡回到工位后，我的上司", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pxVYUAboYLn7a3syfAqh7F6bsqEibfdzcw2Le6cxZn6sUPEoRkZNe2JQ"}
{"text": "th", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gTxMjyCq9PPvACctG4EBiaDbGnky8r8PGG2nBNIjKiaJPeNatAz1JOMkQ"}
{"text": "不，你不用说服，办好护照买好机票订好酒店直接带他去就行。相信我，程序猴子是不会在意这些事情的。或者往好的方面说，突然把一只程序猴子放到肯尼亚去，他在几分钟之内就会接受现实然后开始搜索 wifi 了。这么说吧，接受现实是一只真正的程序猴子最擅长的事情，当编译器告诉他出错的时候，或者别的类似的事情，无论心里有多么暴躁，哪怕有几万只草泥马在奔腾，他都得接受现实，静下心来按错误提示想办法解决问题。所以说，真想去的话，就直接开始准备吧。别忘了提前告诉他那里网络不好，要玩啥东西最好下载好。", "question": "如何说服程序员男友蜜月去爬乞力马扎罗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，现在我来教你们怎么做人。看好喽。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5820519"}
{"text": "有一个至今无法理解的。有人在练得龇牙咧嘴的时候，会哼出来。这大家都见怪不怪了。但别人在练得时候，这人在旁边给别人配音去哼，我就想不通了。别人推一下，他「嗯～」别人举一下，他「呃啊～」别人蹲一下，他「啊！！！！」所有人都纳闷他在那使劲干什么。", "question": "健身房有哪些奇葩逗逼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "圣诞老人拿着斧子。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "在告白时说的话是“谢谢你爱我”。", "question": "在学校里，我被称为Ace和平凡之人的原因。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6808479"}
{"text": "我们俩长得像亲父子一样相似。", "question": "爸爸说的话真让人讨厌。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6826293"}
{"text": "家族都饿了吧，跟我来！我从小章鱼家拿来的鱼还剩一些，你带回去给大家吃吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1540857"}
{"text": "给你揉揉肩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWlhlwVK62LmpOrj36NAKDPwJOEXZlhgNPRvvw0BZ45Xl1PDxQUklMAw"}
{"text": "设下单杠陷阱后粘到了一个野生肌肉男", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbseix8rjtj30ci0el75n"}
{"text": "遥控器叫做频道。", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "昨天明明大家都说好了一起裸奔游行的", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "别人上坟时候都烧纸钱，就你拿着一摞报纸就来了。大家都知道收不到，但是你也没必要这样吧？", "question": "用矿泉水加喷壶是否可以替代护肤喷雾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家都说灰原比较好。", "question": null, "star": 247, "type": "I2T", "image": "7297961"}
{"text": "哎呀，被恶心到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794251"}
{"text": "易拉罐像这样捏扁更好回收哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8CvpDB3arsSYRmuQXvhtkw3wJRTFp3vOZIL3fl4Q5Pic17iblsgTeOSEw"}
{"text": "时炸弹电路有点问题，我帮他修好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5i4d4fzouj20le0pracy"}
{"text": "身体不舒服，还打喷嚏，是要征税吗？", "question": null, "star": 2105, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387936"}
{"text": "妈妈，给我的试卷签了字之后能带我去吃肯德……嗯？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvjUgY5w4HXhPTQVb3ia9kCnJCyPUr7tFWc28JDgXJ1HXQ9u8EbsInL9w"}
{"text": "踩到口香糖后优雅地蹭到车上", "question": null, "star": 264, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmbzpg33vnj61101dcdov02"}
{"text": "顾问", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7265872"}
{"text": "指向屏幕。", "question": "如果十亿人做这件事就会有问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7296535"}
{"text": "他们好像在背后叫我马油的尖端。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386322"}
{"text": "瞬间减重10公斤的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKiboKOLIOLFhGUUaBzBSC2WGuf1icnibW02RMuzTib2ic9vXsHpxGCyQ77J7A"}
{"text": "你们在图书馆能不能安静一点？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fx5hvdmuvbj20mf0su0vu"}
{"text": "在商店街新年抽奖抽到了「死刑」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h346fz4it9j30ci0elgou"}
{"text": "耕种田地。", "question": "请考虑奥运会的新项目。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3185666"}
{"text": "晚高峰，和男票在地铁上冷战。车上人挤人，我俩围着扶杆，好不容易找到放手的空隙，扶好后便开始用脑电波厮杀。第一回合 我怒目而视；他面不改色。第二回合 我实行暴政：狠掐他扶着的手； 他目光如炬，毫无悔意。第三回合 我使出洪荒之力，拼命地，疯狂地，绞尽脑汁地，如痴如醉地……掐，掐，掐； 他如沐春风，洋洋得意。如此三番后，本菇凉气馁了，委屈地要哭。旁边一个四十多岁的阿姨，看我不对劲，拍拍我安慰道，「气都出了，还哭呢。」我突然瞥见她手上红红的指甲印……", "question": "你最尴尬的一次经历是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拍好没有，人家准备放狗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWcRbK8kZMpfm1j7Yf9b3w0cJjoMU8fFjmiciapFLDMwMDn7Y4QpXy8Xgg"}
{"text": "亲爱的15岁的你，", "question": "把名曲前面加上一到三个字，破坏了它。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4201359"}
{"text": "穿饭碗走路太难了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eshocur34vj20b308u763"}
{"text": "齐藤君的脑海里浮现了闪回的画面，被车撞了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "47542"}
{"text": "鬼差听到今天要调休", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3VibuZSf4YiaKvywudRBvr1KsPPQfCdLXWSeHrfzgr8rvJ4jGtW57DZdA"}
{"text": "谁会赢？ 没有驾驶员的摩托 没有摩托的驾驶员", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "我准备周一的事情。", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 68, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "你家里有没有更老的亲戚，请来镇楼。", "question": "五楼老人以他们爬楼累为由想和二楼的我换房子，我拒绝后开始骚扰我，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "参观有推车表演的人园。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "“从今天起你就是我的奴隶了”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "这不还是中了我的影子模仿术吗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "我会服从监督的指示！", "question": "请选手宣誓。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3582889"}
{"text": "大家好！下周我，哆啦A梦要抢框了！请大家期待！下周见！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7064167"}
{"text": "喂，等一下！黄色不是可爱的女孩子吗！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDcZRVCR4ulzdibHibjhrh4Kw9motRWYicAO6S1YvJTAlhXqeWILib5nVbMw"}
{"text": "CCTV7节自组内订", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6KOOiagrb9Su48RIdWHLuFWnXpnjibbb3lNIBfSKDO2HI7qjbcRAPhLxw"}
{"text": "先别睡，还压着一个呢", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "上京的日子刚开始。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5791143"}
{"text": "就是射不到蚊子", "question": null, "star": 156, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7gimkhynjj614014045l02"}
{"text": "说「工具和食材全包在我身上！！那家伙放鸽子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h066eqy3ryj30ci0el798"}
{"text": "暴力的兰博", "question": "请编一个看起来很强的冷笑话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5348197"}
{"text": "在火车站卖便当的沙保里阿姨长着马脸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360514"}
{"text": "我一装死它们就给我扶起来", "question": null, "star": 373, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw3clrv6j0j6115161aki02"}
{"text": "在我生气之前请把裤子还给我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRloNFJ0kcS6TuDHEDnnCT0ZeMiaQeY9GiaEibMy3miaCXk3picfudUXGc1ibkA"}
{"text": "你姓张吗？", "question": "刚才女朋友见我刷知乎不理她，说“以后我给你生个儿子叫张知乎你觉得怎么样”。大家觉得怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "流行歌王", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "老妈开灯：睡着了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKVzhicxHUeXearkrfwXHX4oibZOo0nvaA5iby4H8ujiaXFL6EDen3V5Vibqw"}
{"text": "该买新内裤了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6I1XTfMow3cvldhR0jg5uu4o9TSX9rp1ldZXmHXTbQn3zOPHB42nKcQ"}
{"text": "记得自己有小时候，一点辣都不能吃。有一次我爸拿了个大白萝卜根，巨辣， 说我吃完，就给我 10 块钱。我抱着一小口小口地啃。后来，我妈看见了，问我啃这玩意干嘛？ 我就实话说了。然后，就欣赏了我爸被揍的一幕，还挣了 10 块钱。", "question": "你曾为了赚钱，做过什么事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "考完记得考驾照。", "question": "你想对高考考生说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果我说乌冬煮煮煮, 它会回应 pee!", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3123960"}
{"text": "可以换一个入口吗？每次打扫房间都好辛苦。", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "我口罩呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "做生意属于创业但称自己做生意的，基本上都在赚钱。称自己在创业的，基本都在亏钱。", "question": "创业和做生意有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问哪个是车站？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7263125"}
{"text": "东京上野诊所的宣传口号非常犀利。", "question": "你的小飞象也想飞呢！", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4301230"}
{"text": "写不邀，人在嘉园，刚取完钱，我来说一下事情经过吧。当时我刚从 ATM 机里取了 300 块钱，里面勤工助学的学生说他数钱数的有点累，想出来活动一下，我就帮他把门打开了。", "question": "如何看待北京交通大学学生在 ATM 机内学习?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我老婆在眼前放屁了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "307873"}
{"text": "被打败的武士。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359673"}
{"text": "手机里都是些神秘的游戏和外汇交易之类的APP，乱七八糟的。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "初中时候男生们传言女厕所闹鬼，据说全是血。", "question": "有没有一些长期被当做灵异事件，最后用科学可以解释的怪现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《爱丽丝漫游奇境记》的作者叫 Lewis Carroll。这本书出版之后，各界反响很强烈，作者也有了不少粉丝，其中就包括当时的英女王维多利亚。她看过之后吩咐左右，Carroll 先生再有什么著作一定要拿给她看看。于是不久之后，女王陛下收到了《行列式初步，及其在线性与代数方程组中的应用》——Lewis Carroll 的本职工作还是数学家。", "question": "哪些人有不为人知的一面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看见我额头上的666了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibIvJfwxFia1vicCn7ZmvTDwJppR4WyOJziaZCtKFXmLSibAL96KjgGJMNFg"}
{"text": "冬天有人把手放到你脖子后面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiatjve2fF0G8wsyL5CkjCRaE0icHlQuzzxo65jUs77ibibxnF4jvJzjmxOw"}
{"text": "原来病房里来过一个持续发热查不出原因的病人，全院会诊了好几次，都没查出是什么病。最后把退休的一位全国知名的老专家请出来了。床旁给病人查完体就当即诊断 FUO，病人家属佩服的五体投地，说专家就是专家，这么多人都诊断不了的病，人家一眼就看出来了。FUO，Fever of Unknown Origin，不明原因发热", "question": "有哪些听起来高大上的医学名词，其实是大家一听就懂的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "兔子在唱歌吗？笨蛋！", "question": "请创作一个七言的回文诗。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7164388"}
{"text": "左边有个拍照师傅", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "点下面这里评论", "question": null, "star": 150, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "还有味道就被吐掉的口香糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu18l2ox31j209r09y76d"}
{"text": "小学数学页面展示的4-3=1", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "啊，好像有人来接我了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6525105"}
{"text": "老板说让把这几张光盘拷一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RRIO0ib62ucnZajED62f797zbWOgWiaPs9TAIBnJgyG6CsLUUe2kIldhg"}
{"text": "抱歉，请勿吸烟！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwuixv6ttej20ga0ei74t"}
{"text": "“老师你w——”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "忽略主线任务，开始支线任务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibAKPNic4ubibw82abbHiaJWXTIiarb03J3qoYd0Too3jRGQkYicS2HlzATFQ"}
{"text": "试试用唱歌碗来打中一座山怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6324131"}
{"text": "是的，因为我碰到了它。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5798752"}
{"text": "贵校化院最有名的三行遗书：师兄你看这个烧瓶在冒泡……", "question": "化学实验里令你恐惧的有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朝那边喊喂！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "125158"}
{"text": "碰见复试官和终面面试官在电梯里接吻。 几天后，因为一直没有消息，我就问了一下加了微信的初面面试官，面试官跟我说，因为我太优秀了，他们需要的岗位可能需要稳定一些的同学，怕我屈才，所以没有录取。（微笑）", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自小打碎了花瓶就喜欢往自家猫身上推的工程承包商又故技重施", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gcqfVUHtMYib1AZHOz4p6asgf6pQogCXesl2UVEreB1A7iaEWcR7kheFg"}
{"text": "终点线彩带被无视了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9w73iifyoj20ah0bu753"}
{"text": "击败大雄什么物品都没爆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4GP21zzkneD8C4vnLMKw34OoKtrSgrhPbZ0CBZYicShm4It69DD3VhJg"}
{"text": "最无能的难道不是压根找不到人来说这句话么？", "question": "《小爸爸》中文章饰演的角色说一个男的最无能的一句话就是：你要是这么想我也没办法，你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "诚实的干事", "question": "三分之一的均等计算。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6500308"}
{"text": "每次振作的时候，距离都会变得更近。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4171848"}
{"text": "大禹，治水三年辛苦了来认识一下咱家的新成员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6El8v1uYZQKDEcibic2OKpFbQpaTRQJ91DLLc1C6W1JQyPkibLJIOgUMtVyA"}
{"text": "等到电力恢复再聊吧，但我已经忍到极限了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284925"}
{"text": "替我完成接下来的比赛吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr8laALaqnW0T5aNRWoXtGVcOe7Cjarcu78cTBJ6hYVVzXwmIn3V47Pg"}
{"text": "不是说好一起摸电门的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQtDZn3ug26AeIVscXQLVXIB78EL4qbaDBOHrFzbaTF6OxFF1LmTMMWA"}
{"text": "足球比赛插播了射箭比赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTzu2Bp774AwWJ34BQg1OTC6tuAJ7SiciaJlDF1nP1N0TCG0zX2SguicXibw"}
{"text": "自首了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3acwmzq0kj20n40rv773"}
{"text": "还钱", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "这只手被染得漆黑了！已经不能面对老天爷，只能在被炉里度过呢！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6733547"}
{"text": "大夫说我左半身湿气重", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "考试内容与我的复习内容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKnwyl4iaHiakKcmxtFHxFye41SKe2pXxJo4wFFicF2H9deouh3DYNDAWLw"}
{"text": "「谁在那！」『～』「什么嘛……是猫啊……！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0rt8d9in1j30ci0eljum"}
{"text": "我记得，但是想不起来了。", "question": "我越来越觉得我已经老了。", "star": 3628, "type": "T2T", "image": "6087375"}
{"text": "更年期？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw1tvzgz5zj30ci0el76q"}
{"text": "demo？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "我大喊山田！传球！，然后山田传球过来了。", "question": null, "star": 451, "type": "I2T", "image": "1371540"}
{"text": "他也睡了！", "question": "老师把拉里霍尔马唤醒了！让学生A睡着了！让学生B睡着了！让学生C睡着了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2984954"}
{"text": "这么说起来，我好像没跟父亲发生过这样的事。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "2484289"}
{"text": "狮子大开口（海洋版）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1aLE9t695jO0WHdMibbDCia8rnS8YFqD4DoTJzw0xjZWsa6zh082azNtw"}
{"text": "可乐豆奶（体验谈）", "question": "请问第二届美食大赏的冠军是谁？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5522676"}
{"text": "小学生票价无效。", "question": "小学生七年级常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3667056"}
{"text": "“我褪色之前也是这么蹭其他猫的……”", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "夏末的和谐。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6782439"}
{"text": "你就是前方的流动测速？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "看啊，都被摄像头拍下来了！你是不是在这里把口香糖放进兜里了？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322362"}
{"text": "看，你喜欢这种吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5458909"}
{"text": "下周预告是小鳗鱼说话。", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "妈咪！我可以养这个吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvyg8sdvgdj30ci0elmyn"}
{"text": "小的时候写作文要写笔名，我写的一直是“中华绘图铅笔”。", "question": "哪件事，让你对自己的无知感到震惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "会被误认为是痣。", "question": "当我有一维女朋友时的一些经历，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351249"}
{"text": "刚开始考试就被监考人员盯上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6vyXOK7lUPv1khCshkA0Ldf2JmboKIhT3BAtoddicibqibMzD6ico85d523A"}
{"text": "哎呀，缝不了了！没关系的啦~用贴纸粘住就可以了！好的，心形符号！", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "一会你的脑子里除了写论文什么也不会想了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "我的志愿是我妈给我填的，她说世界首富比尔盖茨是玩电脑的，你也去玩电脑吧。", "question": "你为什么想当程序员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "犯人被判刑。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7124024"}
{"text": "早日解决全球变暖……这么热要被融化了……！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6366270"}
{"text": "叛逆都要听别人的……你没救了……", "question": "别人眼中的乖宝宝终于想要做点叛逆的事情，应该做点什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从井里打出来的水也没多好喝啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7238419"}
{"text": "公主：“咳咳……咳咳，技术……累……”", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4581144"}
{"text": "还不去写作业！“妈，这集马上看完了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVAMFSqI3cRWB77DEicqQiaYj7SrV5vEj9hhsNsSvibjF9mTibRhZjYPDqzw"}
{"text": "再，再用力啊……已经可以看见头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYpLvbkT420iaTFDELrRsyHU2x9YwM9ac8zkaziccQn0HaL7wGc9aL6qLg"}
{"text": "这就是聚合物分子无规线团的理论模型，自发卷曲就是熵弹性。Y 形的星形高分子卷曲程度是很高，减少一个自由度到线形高分子就会好很多，怎么弄？耳机前头不都是自带一个夹子可以把左右耳机并起来么，然后再收拾起来，就不会卷得很严重了。利益相关: 聚合物科研工作", "question": "耳机线是怎样在包包里自行打结的？原理是啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这问题要好好答，约需七十万字左右。刚好是一部三十集连续剧。", "question": "家族式企业如何从长辈手中收权？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备补妆，镜子不小心被自己捏碎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoxZfAyNribU6UZ7jx4S0yaoahNuibQqibgibS1XDQy1cVMLnvqdmibiay7iccA"}
{"text": "柔道界出现了天才。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4026876"}
{"text": " 本·拉登是一个低像素、低画质的人。 ", "question": "你对本拉登的第一印象是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有 Wi-Fi 我就敢。", "question": "坚定的无神论者是否敢在墓地里过夜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我来吹对话框吧！", "question": null, "star": 146, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "你好喵~", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "5803978"}
{"text": "我不会输给小鬼。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "990923"}
{"text": "她的意思是：如果实在没有更好的，就你了……但你能不能再等等，我再观望一下？", "question": "追求女生要放弃时，被告知「坚持一下，会有未来」，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《勇往直前：最终阶段》", "question": null, "star": 137, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389312"}
{"text": "不只这个，其实还有很多都是被感染了引起的，比如体育课在室内里学语文，音乐课在安静的做数学，美术课在背英语。学生在排队、吃饭、睡觉、休息、副课等等情况下都很容易被感染，主要还是免疫力太弱，比较容易被感染源入侵，建议药不能停。", "question": "如何评价「小学生餐前自觉排队背课文，老师表示：这是学生相互感染形成的」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无课金玩家这就满意了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6049697"}
{"text": "猫哥，主人真的说可以吃吗？猫哥？你在听我说吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnhktsnd1bj30ci0elgqu"}
{"text": "反正把那个推倒了也没关系吧？", "question": "用弓箭作为武器的角色的常见设定。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2426823"}
{"text": "不小心点了很多次打印……", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "想要钱的人吗？那么请和我产生共鸣❤️", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4896999"}
{"text": "哭也没有用，你扔的球打碎了我的头盖骨这个事实不会改变的。你可以叫我一声吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1556319"}
{"text": "哎呀，好可怕啊，来了来了……那个家伙，啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "甲方：整一个有年代感复古风的背景乙方：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4REu4hiaEqSbcYpb5an00bNEB3eCzQCqhsHLPkIcffuXny7c4ibaRQghtA"}
{"text": "还没说完这坑有人，坏掉的门就被对方拉开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNic046FPkvSibrEic00QJv3604WqTiauQxSbwfVx4htJR5jWN0Zj8osJWCw"}
{"text": "哈利·波特与神秘的魔法石", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "不在啊~不在了(模仿关门声) 就这样关上吧", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6624415"}
{"text": "大雪天儿趴在地暖上的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx8eo98ij20hw0g00ud"}
{"text": "看到一个胖乎乎的留着长头发和胡须的男人会兴奋。", "question": "哎？这个人好像有点宗教信仰啊？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1910110"}
{"text": "戒撸的第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSdyChNmql9icXhuG3N04mK9vzJIPCiaX7qiaibib0D8pQBRUFnW3HaPxvO9Q"}
{"text": "有漏网之鱼混进来了。", "question": "我讨厌这样的逃跑中。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6752640"}
{"text": "去买饮料，你想要吃咖喱吗？", "question": "请说“远归舍弃”", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7236878"}
{"text": "1个咖喱，绿色2个咖喱，青咖喱，红色4个咖喱，桃子5个咖喱。1不用说肯定是颜色。听说加上3就很糟糕了。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "6466628"}
{"text": "有一次，我买了五十包姨妈巾 (๑‾ ꇴ ‾๑)然后店家不知道怎么想的，给我了一个超大的电器箱子装小哥给我拿快递的时候，吸了一口气准备搬给我哎~嘿！！一秒之后，抱起来起来晃了晃「哎，你这到底买的啥」（=´口｀=）emmmmm…", "question": "快递小哥会好奇包裹内是什么吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捕捉失败的怪兽球。", "question": "如果放在最恐怖的灵异地点，虽然能让人害怕但也能感到安慰的东西。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4149846"}
{"text": "为了捕获人类，鲨鱼的舌头进化成了很诱人的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxner6BD89bqUUe215l5D6yclZ7VKm5wyclpP4ib3qtEct6JD2zCiacvdBbrw"}
{"text": "以喉技唱出《君之代》的传奇夫妻", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4478789"}
{"text": "欧力士赢了！", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "自己觉得好笑的冷笑话完全不会得到好评。", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 211, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "你们要揍大雄啊，来一块，我正修理他呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickurOLBMpicvcTiaarPdfDjMrNxmzns9aUafKf27VRbkN48hQymBibqqMd2A"}
{"text": "眼睛薄的人看起来很露骨。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7296049"}
{"text": "水槽在咕噜咕噜响。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的水族馆。", "star": 940, "type": "T2T", "image": "1800923"}
{"text": "樱花", "question": "三百岁的河童开始做主播的名字叫什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313350"}
{"text": "水泥还没干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQyLEaoQseODn6lFpmPUbRibygA2msoQfqtZonu2NHAry6S2Fh0JGKkhg"}
{"text": "应该改成，皇上一口气没死成，会被甄嬛怎么处理。", "question": "甄嬛传中如果黄桑最后又缓回一口气没死成，会如何处理甄嬛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想参加RIZAP的广告拍摄，所以去锻炼了，但我在初选中被淘汰了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4577025"}
{"text": "哎呀呀，果然还是向日葵的花瓣比种子更美啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3466699"}
{"text": "昨晚喝醉后的事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6mjj7r65yj30ci0el750"}
{"text": "洗澡的时机抓不准。", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "棒球被接住和如何接住是可以预见的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3394565"}
{"text": "半污", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g14oae1qwgj20yi1benit"}
{"text": "雷神：你是神吗？星爵：以前是半个，我亲爹死了以后现在是纯种地球人。女巫：那你有什么超能力吗？星爵：我跟我朋友学了隐身术。班纳：那你有进行过什么基因改造吗？星爵：宇宙射线天天照算吗？钢铁侠：没事，爵爷，科技才是第一生产力。星爵：我挺喜欢科技的，你看这是我最新的高科技随身听，最多能存 300 首歌呢。鹰眼：那你至少有经常锻炼身体吧？星爵：他们说我离肥胖只有一碗米饭的距离。黑寡妇：其实智慧也是实力的一种。星爵：我一拳打出了复联 4。美队：各位不要太苛刻了，一个人的道德品行才是他最强大的力量。星爵：我虽然偷窃走私，打亲爹锤岳父，但我是个好人。众人：那你会点什么？星爵：我喜欢唱、跳、rap，不打篮球。", "question": "为什么觉得星爵很弱?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孟婆还坚持说她的汤不难喝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYN99fT0tuQzo2JwibRmZTHNncDHtRskUTFuVBJsdVWwyJTbvI0KnFbLTg"}
{"text": "小智，在这当中选一只吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ljshpdyzj30ci0eldix"}
{"text": "从奶茶的吸管望下去，发现了惊恐的珍珠君", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9yvwm31d5j20bs09mwf1"}
{"text": "真的请你相信我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rw4iadRI01ps8txTKhFAibpHVcBn3vwudKvXOKhoc9BWXMBqp8ec981YIhg2icWacMErgJbCC9zN0UQ"}
{"text": "先看胸后看脸的类型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyIQxVZBpCbEicD9L7icTufp4NbtAwU6yJ9lx6BvXSJ3ibibfEU3nD8yo7mQ"}
{"text": "现在的年轻人太不懂事了，连杯咖啡都递不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjmQEFPr9e1UDEWibq2sfJrc9lic2nlPibQ5phT8FFBdhXdGar0ibEjqhL5bw3sy2dsd9WKDfmd5KBwLQ"}
{"text": "想像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h84kkrw87xj30ci0elt9h"}
{"text": "题主，我们国家是不允许私人申请开设博士点的。", "question": "要求未来的男朋友把我指定的书、电影和电视剧看一遍，然后写 80 万字观后感，过分吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "核酸检测时分别做了咽拭子和肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibryoMjvKEsgoMYwQuD1ApPuYsusJcCqDgTIA4s7dfQnpNgZfWAg40VA"}
{"text": "明明进门前还在说“第一次见丈母娘不知道该怎么表现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFF0cSB5KppVic1I2ibfrkXPXwdkwTjlvIvQOT8DYcWMyicDALtBINHGW5bw"}
{"text": "写出来是 txt，要变成 exe 还差至少一万个 dll。", "question": "为什么《反家暴法》出台了那么久，还是有很多家庭暴力事件发生？家暴的认定和法律的执行是否存在困难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你到了演奏现场才发现自己出门带的不是乐谱而是《少年阿宾》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "可乐，3 块 √奶茶，12 块 X", "question": "为什么很少见男生喝奶茶？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到烦人的前辈0.5秒前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtsyl5e6r9j30ci0eltbi"}
{"text": "在大厅两年多，我们窗口但凡颜值高一点的工作人员都被送过东西。花，小零食，自己烤的小饼干，还有什么小包装的卫生纸、糖饼、水果干，情人节的巧克力、酸奶……我师傅甚至被送过半边的煎饼果子……（关于煎饼果子，回复一下评论，煎饼果子最后不是要「一刀两断」，切成两块嘛，纳税人是个小姑娘，给的是她没有吃的那一半……）当然我师傅婉拒了……我就这么看了两年……被送的人里，并没有我。", "question": "公务员在工作中都碰到过哪些有意思的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Figma的新系列有点微妙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1724851"}
{"text": "过山车到达终点时有一个人彻底不对劲了", "question": null, "star": 638, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc7dzhwzk5j614016athl02"}
{"text": "发布后十分钟.0收听，自己手贱听一下，觉得自己参加个蒙面歌王问题不是很大.半小时后，1收听.又听一下，觉得稍微有点瑕疵.一小时后，2收听.只听前半段，觉得自己唱的是个什么jb，准备删除.转念一想，万一有人聋呢？两小时后，3收听.0评论.0鲜花.删除.", "question": "你在使用唱吧、全民K歌等应用录歌时，遇到的最大的困扰是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "03年，高二，很开心你能来到这个世界孩子他爸叫海底捞我很爱他笑一个吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1NHnxRfJxmgRAhzA6NqCWgBfmSee9Od6j0ia0QHAHoQvibiaAyryR3S5YhHI0B1lNY6SrlHYaJ6Owg"}
{"text": "两年前……过完年回学校，老板每天例行来实验室溜达。跟坐我旁边的师兄谈了一下他的课题，帮他分析了一下问题，又跟坐我前面的师弟谈了以后的规划。然后走到我的位置前，跟我说，你把实验室收拾一下。", "question": "你导师是如何嫌弃你的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卫生间换气扇风力有点大", "question": null, "star": 295, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "深。", "question": "汉字中，什么字最有深意？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前几天朋友圈有人叫卖「外币大礼包」，内有 52 张各国纸币，两三百元一套，「拿来当成压岁钱送人特别有面子」，不过这礼包里全是小国家货币，目前价值大概人民币 15 元左右。", "question": "你听过哪些赚钱的好点子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女朋友为什么会生气。", "question": "有哪些人类已经发现却又无法解释的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【听说他穿的是CK】【是吗我也看看】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPYbvLOSMpoDAw7skJYkXzTAnlKYEdBib7kK7WF6DXTcUJaQuQAWuxicicV3DhiaalzCcIUeyNFD3aA"}
{"text": "梅瑁（mao）炳（bing） 。瑁本意是天子所佩戴的玉，是全天下最温润的玉器。炳的意思是发光发亮，希望取这个名字的人，像最温润通透的玉器一样发光发亮。", "question": "什么名能拯救梅这个姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么过安检门都响", "question": null, "star": 599, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk0k53k73uj60u0140wk002"}
{"text": "就是现在！氮气加速！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h704gyrzk6j30ci0el41u"}
{"text": "妈妈说不能在餐厅玩pad，不能在卧室吃东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9OVjNVKMt2QHKkMXMdupib5MTJPjjjyf7dub0a8df3JlZNibhDkpibIG5Q"}
{"text": "颜值11分。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "王语嫣？", "question": "某项运动的教练有可能不会这项运动吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备好啦？但是，抵抗海浪的困难才刚刚开始呢！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3661856"}
{"text": "我选熊掌还不行么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoPdzPm4eZEf6Frd0TsozzwhNgeppfia6zTJqmDMa310pJ7IWvnDotEpA"}
{"text": "作为土卫六星人，表示你们地球烫死了。作为金星人，表示你们地球冷死了。作为太阳人……", "question": "为什么地球表面不烫?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "司机先生，快点！头伸出来了！", "question": null, "star": 14069, "type": "I2T", "image": "2430747"}
{"text": "奥尼尔坐的时候没看到椅子上有个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmiaOmKhCO7X20zwgVjsh6RmyoMfulSUwVb7rDpU1sibs6OdF1hS9uGgoFQ"}
{"text": "用错题目的搞笑尝试", "question": "像是偷了自行车就跑出去的那种话", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "1564893"}
{"text": "当然爆了，前两集就爆了十次。", "question": "你觉得《开端》会爆吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去蛋糕店投诉有虫子应该能多论几个吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmbyiu4l69j30ci0eltfi"}
{"text": "hoobyaby记不起录人脸识别时的表情了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzqufpanluj30ci0eln0k"}
{"text": "当你犯错时拦着你妈妈的你爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3r13ic9ClcVMxANSRQGFZqRPd9G5CvIBGXibMr5VwlyCdRD6Lf3oRwGnA"}
{"text": "大概你想要弟弟或妹妹了吧？", "question": "孩子不肯睡觉，有什么解决办法吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3382902"}
{"text": "这种烟花好像是放在地上放的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhw4ZDk2dOd8F63jgPXibCzjMCBC8kZ3EL9fc5JKzFUaRBqWMOnGYdB96Q"}
{"text": "“还没，，全写完，还差最后两道题”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVrJq0qwBsVNhhSpQk1BlnUb36Z5C8ePibvLnsR2014jNRobPDot3sLxg"}
{"text": "你家买了一个灭火器，两年都没用过，你很不舒服是吧。", "question": "为什么有些公司法务是全公司工资最高的，看起来却是最清闲的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的前领导是一个文字语言功底深厚，但外表老实看过去无比老土的人，当然这也和他的长期以来的内敛有关某一次部门聚餐，一群人停完车往海鲜吧走，他的秘书，一个能高他半个头的在校期间就拿过环球模特小姐XX区十强的姑娘突然挽起了他的胳膊，并行几秒钟然后问到“诶，你觉不觉得这样会让你看上去特别有钱？”", "question": "女朋友嫌我土，带出去嫌丢人，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "硬的、浓的、多的。", "question": "哈利·波特来日本后学的第一个咒语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895457"}
{"text": "我的名字叫新海诚", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4026804"}
{"text": "“赶紧吃吧，这是我健完身手掌的死皮”", "question": null, "star": 243, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "坐摇摇乐剪头发的那群孩子长大了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "不过话说回来...它其实是一只追踪犬呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835594"}
{"text": "等了很久，公交车还是不来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7126959"}
{"text": "阿部先生朝我挥了挥手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4026804"}
{"text": "兄弟，你盯着镜子在做什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "5248520"}
{"text": "好久没看《少年犯》，但是滨田和松本怎么了...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354588"}
{"text": "海底捞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bof15TPZSfCicr0ZicByQIIOrLLqeVBibv8hOQY3GpOHBBXlDGYPicjZETQA"}
{"text": "因为全世界第一颗原子弹是 45 年才爆炸的。", "question": "1944 年，美军为什么没在柏林上空扔下原子弹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候明明那么可爱", "question": null, "star": 296, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj42bwof9hj60w9170aii02"}
{"text": "刚脱下崭新的战斗服的蓝色身影。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "511739"}
{"text": "问他他的身份证暂住证什么的是如何搞到而又不让人怀疑的……", "question": "如果遇到一个如《这个男人来自地球》里的主角那样的人，声称自己活了一万多年。不通过科学实验的方法，只能问问题，如何证实他的话的真假？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的下酒菜为什么成了主题？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380389"}
{"text": "歌手们", "question": "太阳镜的人和快乐的伙伴们。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1500642"}
{"text": "现在加载中...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4745404"}
{"text": "三天前搁置的话题突然又提出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6440732"}
{"text": "「干掉一定会爆好东西！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhksetne4uj30ci0elgmv"}
{"text": "刚才一直站我家门口真吓人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7c12hli8gj30ci0elgn4"}
{"text": "虽然憧憬的山本前辈就在我眼前，但是因为刚刚吃的乌鸦肉消化不良，所以迟迟不敢表白。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "2183008"}
{"text": "马上给您换一根新的头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gamxb5p1n4j20xn0xnn2q"}
{"text": "我带着这套装备来到了最终boss。", "question": null, "star": 3306, "type": "I2T", "image": "6961768"}
{"text": "出生的时候。", "question": "什么时候感觉出门打个电话可以让气氛变好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7343780"}
{"text": "美国人，感觉……怎么说呢，喜欢鼓励人，到了不可思议的程度。有次在亚特兰大登机，因为上去的晚，所以行李没地方放了。最后看到一个小空间，辗转腾挪废了半天劲，终于把箱子塞了进去。然后，周围响起了一片掌声。我……真没见过这阵势。", "question": "美国最让人不解的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胖警察", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005101"}
{"text": "慢慢酝酿隐藏的味道。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6909682"}
{"text": "向里一看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebr4k6fc1yj20b80a874y"}
{"text": "取款机视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px16iaOODgwta6xfaSjUEicpnCahtVIQt4vKbpoSlz0bJJpqlatyk2WVHtg"}
{"text": "只要足够自信，就能让男主人忽略你从他家卧室衣柜里走出来的事实", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0oIzF95CFjaLP4OdGcnm7Liafibicw1Npf7BiaO0Zibe30zukbBF86Xu6Kyw"}
{"text": "长按星星可以给自己投票。", "question": "这个人真是的，竟然在关键时刻掉链子。", "star": 4241, "type": "T2T", "image": "578759"}
{"text": "应该是姐姐！记住了吗？", "question": null, "star": 143, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy1tcvjucfj61281eygu802"}
{"text": "有打印机真好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSfuj9y06T7WsbmibrFhnIHaIUOlBf4VEx0Cgkoj7ra8xSM29E9wiacbguQ"}
{"text": "我发现了一个黑色的、粗糙的、会动的有趣的东西。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5289919"}
{"text": "听朋友说的~她男朋友是个英国人，交往了几年，有一次一起在中国玩，她看见路上有卖甘蔗的，就说想吃。她男朋友惊喜又疑惑地说:「你们也吃竹子吗？」", "question": "和外国人交往的过程中，你经历过哪些令人哭笑不得的误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "红灯了还是停车吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNKvslibasjzExBNsyKEqjEXglB1e4ib3GhUHLdgibnzfqmKLGd9mp1sIOg"}
{"text": "谷歌，我爸的名字。Google公布中文名的时候我震惊了。", "question": "你听过最好听的名字是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有封闭的感觉。", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "在汉字测验中，我反复查看班级公告栏，终于找到了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1523869"}
{"text": "这是小兰头上的角，小兰这家伙到底是什么来头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0hP2mjy0YtuYs5dsPaib8iaI8ZYMAGdkpC2T9cmucukwnjSbdm5nAPg9Q"}
{"text": "不要想太多，洗浴中心其实就是普通的洗澡地方而已，而且他们全心全意为客户着想。你看，他们为了防止你被偷窥，所以总是开着很暗的灯。", "question": "洗浴中心到底是个什么类型的场所?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从坡上推着克拉拉坐的轮椅，竟然以让人忍不住想笑的飞快速度滑了下去。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312776"}
{"text": "习惯了在看电视时吃薯片的鲍勃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSOV1hHrtB5aXUEIR6IaE9M5sibicroGjibp65H0ZeTfsTvbbHicibjdkKLcg"}
{"text": "你没猜中，这只手什么也没有", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "恶魔的多样性", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6911104"}
{"text": "从詹姆大叔的房间里传来巴塔可女士的呼喊声。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6342147"}
{"text": "不是人力，而是无人机的力量。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6467585"}
{"text": "当奶奶看到你新买了汽车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOc2H1Rk8bRXOC8ySmQI5rrKAORoBx5EaPHa9P055bTHAk5WaFWhWSjGQ"}
{"text": "第一次去看牙医时从门缝看到的景象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0aswq0xohj30ci0elq6m"}
{"text": "不大熟的朋友亲戚聚会什么的，我一般都说我在一个广告公司里做一些基础的杂活，管管仓库啊调度啊之类的，体力活。然后就没人问了，各种清静。我真没骗人啊，我在 Google 做 Ads Infrastructure 的，Data Warehouse 相关，给超大规模分布式数据库写 Query Dispatcher 的……", "question": "春节回家你打算怎么和亲友介绍、解释自己的专业都是干什么的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "西式代表“先生，有什么需要帮助的吗？”“开个帐户。”“你的姓名。”“马马马马马马马马马马克里·登登登登登登登登登登维奇·杰杰杰杰杰杰杰杰杰杰杰西”“先生你口吃？”“我不口吃，但是我父亲口吃。而那个给我进行出生登记的官员简直是个白痴。”……………………………………中国代表“先生，有什么需要帮助的吗？”“开个帐户。”“你的姓名。”“郭郭郭郭蝈蝈蝈蝈蝈蝈蝈蝈……打断！！！”您是下蛋下不出来吗？“", "question": "中国幽默与西方幽默有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接力棒呢？喂！接力棒呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpmzz3t9zfj30ci0eldoo"}
{"text": "我想把痛的东西保护起来，不让它伤害你的心。", "question": "把标题的一部分改为“守护君”，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5212839"}
{"text": "完全无法沟通。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6601468"}
{"text": "虽然这是西式的厕所，但是如厕方式是日式的。", "question": "请告诉我关于米斯特·时代落后者罗的传说篇章。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548799"}
{"text": "正在填充内容。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "92994"}
{"text": "对题目的讽刺或调侃", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "对方彩铃是摇篮曲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egbktqds6qj20au08wgm6"}
{"text": "按照这个形状寻找王子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6Lpzq6ex1Mz0nrbJnoTSux46F5sl11cT54vcibgSXIyriaJBav0iaF0Z4w"}
{"text": "终于睡觉了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1490975"}
{"text": "他已经承认他是黑熊了长官", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6Elc923OgQ8NrmgYmOt9PsSOCwpJUyaxWPT1VtP6AHib6flLZkurNiaC7Hw"}
{"text": "我嫉妒英语。", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "飞艇君不可以讲脏话啦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5Ff3Nw2QUR8CbwzbUlmQvKlNfDb8hddY4hfcVSBvR6ye1O1bRjWrjDg"}
{"text": "看吧！瞧，没有泄露出来吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3586160"}
{"text": "千叶利休的中文常用表达是：千利休。", "question": "在历史上的人物的名字后面加上一个汉字，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7182844"}
{"text": "面对怪兽，我们更应该去打败那些恶政当权者、自私自利的独裁者、不负责任的企业高管等等，但是却什么也不做，这种厌恶感。", "question": "奥特曼在日常生活中遇到困难。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "829589"}
{"text": "对于梦魇的cosplay过于随便。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3197118"}
{"text": "在树上摘苹果。", "question": "用弓箭作为武器的角色的常见设定。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2426823"}
{"text": "物理老师：临时抱佛脚，佛踢你一脚。", "question": "你的老师在课上曾说过哪些与教学无直接关系而令你印象较深的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你多心了啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha1ziuxdrvj30ci0elta7"}
{"text": "欧洲弯帮分舵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4BiaGStTUseRMKoPmoHjQz5XAdXL8Fa3ds2Y48QuBkEu6Y3x1ic9nDKFQ"}
{"text": "便携式罩杯鉴别器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHOsHHxgAnMbGqJibd6FCq1AkZa8Lrq2EaXfysTI2sLURoOwzDxm03dMA"}
{"text": "户体处理得太草率了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8o9ot6iacPz508YFdiaaq2FM7jzoTSJibLoWx22QLTkE2VJ7TibU9On8JXA"}
{"text": "转学第一天最重要的是让大家记住你的脸穿这件去学校吧?", "question": null, "star": 906, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggspvw2p8hj210517212r"}
{"text": "电脑太重没法摇。", "question": "为什么微信不出电脑版?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在我妈肚子里的时候，拉屎了。逢年过节的时候跟亲戚唠嗑，我妈说了这事不止一次了……我妈说我剖出来的时候被呛着了。这个也要说吗妈妈？？？我……爆炸尴尬……一个真正的吔屎少女。当然我也很心疼我妈，妈妈真的辛苦了！qaq我当时为啥不憋着点啊？（咦总之就是这样了，在我还没有意识的时候，我已经吃到了大约是此生最奇葩的食物。什么味道……？其实这我就不甘心了，连味道都不记得了我不是白吃了？心塞如狗。", "question": "你吃过的最奇葩的食物是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "辩论选手离开辩论场就是普通人，而杠精干什么都是杠精。 对于辩手来说，抬杠是工作（辩论赛）。对于杠精来说，抬杠是生活。", "question": "杠精和辩论选手有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因不守常轨成为了话题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9fz8ie7xlj30ci0el43h"}
{"text": "别赌了，绝对别赌。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7000029"}
{"text": "小学时，每次没交作业，老师就罚我去擦黑板。并不是黑板不干净，而是因为我没交作业。", "question": "浅睡眠的人，女朋友睡觉黏人怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈，我们的爸爸们真的不一样吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5230829"}
{"text": "我不是妖精，我是阳性。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5991094"}
{"text": "我被拉面拌面吸引住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3593996"}
{"text": "照看这本魔法书已经变出来很多奇怪的东西了，但却不知道怎么把他们变回去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qY6hLoql6eG1ZTowszxn3iaSMs4jiaWfEAP9hAgVZpQoJB9dnptL4KLicdA"}
{"text": "老虎机依赖症", "question": null, "star": 93, "type": "I2T", "image": "7062044"}
{"text": "我家那条街的路灯时钟，到十二点的时候会有人偶一起摇摆呢……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5823940"}
{"text": "对平胸女的嘲讽太过分了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqGajRmTPB5F8va9TFWYp8CM5aE1QJe9Pe7pVJbEM7P8bvlWdibKeicCPQ"}
{"text": "因为你电视看的太 High 了。", "question": "为什么每次看完韩剧，就觉得身边男生很 Low？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为有些老板既想要封建主义人身依附的便利，又想要资本主义买劳动力的便宜，还想要社会主义主人翁意识的动力。", "question": "为什么靠谱员工越来越难找？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毛利兰", "question": null, "star": 918, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goio8dgsvbj610c10caf502"}
{"text": "不会。我和我老婆闹不开心的时候，她常会说：为什么我就说你一句，你能回我十句？我回：皇上就淡淡一句「拖出去斩了」太监不都浑身发抖不停辩解：冤枉啊，皇上我冤枉啊，你听我解释啊，皇上皇上…", "question": "在亲密关系中，具「安静且克制」的性格特征者是否更易遭不公平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上波被团灭的三个人在出生点复活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868pebqENwOOCdWAGptFONn7ecvLQdJs6ibgDMKFpLrR6d2lFh8LS7Zr9w"}
{"text": "听说路考大家都买中华送考官，我也赶紧买了两盒中华，考官却很生气：「你他妈有这闲工夫还不如专心点练车。」说完当着我面将两盒牙膏摔地上了。", "question": "你和驾考之间有哪些故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不回顾过去，只向前看的主张（2017年1月1日凌晨0点2分25秒）。", "question": "2016年的总结", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2537972"}
{"text": "按胶囊汽车不小心按早了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "你居然趁我站起来的时候把我车座拔了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssmXia95Luc0g2otD0edib1ia1bJmCDDp72OSZl7LgyXjxbNEiaNAjtsibSTQ"}
{"text": "看的人不会替演的人尴尬。", "question": "什么是演技？普通观众如何甄别演技优劣？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTyUvWrqw5SoQQTIlkZ4epw1u6PwmpzhZnMrNsvX6oXDpibJ6TCbhRnTw"}
{"text": "当你内裤跑偏的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOH3gQSvMiaMDibxibMXFa8SdbfHO8soacP5w7N7h0fzKACREU0trcMUbFGw"}
{"text": "Michelle 啊，你这个 Q 是怎么回事啊，现在才几十 K 生意，commit 这么少，funnel 也看不到，甚至 forecast 一点也不准，BU 最近 run 的那个 program 我看你也没做，你这样下去不仅 bonus 拿不到，base pay 都困难，这种 performce 对的起你这么高的 package 吗？travel cost 还这么高，finance 那边已经 challenge 我们了，到时候别被 audit 了。你真的非常 unprofessional，再这么下去别说 ranting 不好，估计要被 PIP 了。还有昨天 request 的这个 price，reason 一点也不 solid，margin 还这么差，还没有一点 logical，公司没法 support 的。还有你申请的那个 event，buget 可能不够，整个 process 和 schedule 也有问题，另外你要讲的 slide 最好跟其他人 rehasol 一下，最好 engage 更多人进来，多要点 resource，account list 也自己 confirm 一下。还有下午的 review meeting 会说起下个 H 的 OX 的变化，我们可能会按 vertical 而不是 Region 分了，你想想你要重新 name 哪些 account。还有你等下把你最近的 plan forward 一份给我，CC 给你的 leader。你是个 sales，有点 sense 好么，要更 aggressive 一点好么？你又不是做 channel 的，老是守着那些 install base 有什么用，多打点 cold call，hunting 些客户回来好么，anyway 其他的我不 care，如果不在 kickoff 之前 meet 掉你的 quota，我就要给你 warning letter 了。如果完成的好我们就去 team buildinghappy 一下 ......", "question": "什么是 4A 腔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗浴帽", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7324839"}
{"text": "某年春节的时候，和一位亲戚的邻居相亲，是一位博士。觉得不合适，遂拒绝。回去以后，介绍人传话说他很喜欢我，希望再给机会，本来微信已经删了，他又反复申请加好友，我就还是加了。然后没有然后。从不找我，从不联系，春节过后无论是过周末、情人节、过生日……都没有任何动静。就这样到了清明节。清明节开始了微信短信电话轰炸，夺命连环 call，说在附近了我们出来约会吧，说一直好喜欢我，非要约会，就想约会。从来没有听说喜欢一个人是跳过生日情人节选清明节那天约会的，何况清明节下雨，我要去扫墓。我拒绝以后，终于永远没有然后了。但是很久以后，我的一个博士闺蜜分析了说：是因为情人节和过生日都不放假，清明节放三天假啊。", "question": "读书读「傻」是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大扫除完毕庆功仪式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotHfibIfLP5m7B2Tf4LcWttIUUJ6TiaEXp7nLgNfJZEubGFe3S7XBOEPQQ"}
{"text": "Pay $99 to unlock the word 'papa'.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7uW6clfE3rC83kefHym9OfmXoAr5AIcKr64IsMyIR95vTicyMA4GiaRCg"}
{"text": "大学毕业（毕业于六波罗短期大学）。", "question": "请问有关镰仓时代的3本相关书籍/文献。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6570130"}
{"text": "我们彼此认为是互相扶持的角色。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518689"}
{"text": "亲爱的我想死你了", "question": null, "star": 123, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6qw3118rzj61401o0wrm02"}
{"text": "桃太郎要和鬼军的战车战斗了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3083766"}
{"text": "我开动了」还没说完饭菜已经被收走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtduzi6h9cj30ci0elgom"}
{"text": "二十年后、三十年后、四十年后、五十年后、六十年后的自己看到绝望。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1458597"}
{"text": "我高中的女朋友身上有一股很淡很淡的柠檬香味，特别好闻，我凑近了闻她还要骂我流氓。后来我一直单身，也再也没有在别人身上闻到过这个味道，直到半年前，我在一个男同学的身上再一次闻到了这个味道。可能……理工类大学的确会改变一个人吧。故事是真的，但是答主是直的。那个男同学是我现在大学的舍友，不知道为什么，他昨天看了这个回答之后，晚上被子裹得特别紧。", "question": "忘不了一个人身上的香味是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早期百度网盘员工在捏紧网线限制网速", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkk26oW1uhpPQC6BLNKuFyibibwsW15Rk767UBhNVgEFln8FdYwzWsU6luQ"}
{"text": "吃下怪兽球就能获得某种怪兽的能力，但代价是变成金鱼缸。", "question": "向一个完全不了解宝可梦的人解释什么是精灵球。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792653"}
{"text": "因为是最后一局了，所以我们要全力以赴打棒球。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "269354"}
{"text": "HERO是由H和ERO组成的。", "question": "随便啦，但我还是想告诉你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5815651"}
{"text": "这蚂蚁别扔，送给中科院研究一下细腰亚目的虫子怎么在无氧环境下存活的。", "question": "白象回应方便面中有活体蚂蚁「绝非品质问题，将通过法律手段维护自身合法权益」，具体情况如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【快帮我刹车！】【抓稳了，走你！】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RHibMIVMtqSicbHES4TEzhrWPMnC7VwEBH2KptRhYddxDJePNakZwGdyxUtZM3SsgXJ8AIoCRQwceQ"}
{"text": "对不起，我已经来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6876093"}
{"text": "你怎么这么早就回来了？快穿上衣服继续出去工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzYfVIfWgPIeZ6BU0KBUR0gRQSZ7aSgejhicKGTnAfVKicW4OvNdhYLLRg"}
{"text": "从上到下分别是：杰克、尼克、尔森。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "在鹤桥没有人上车却停了的电车。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4113224"}
{"text": "“老婆！等我出狱！！！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "日猫？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "来自奥特曼赛文的煽动。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574430"}
{"text": "挑战扫地机器人败北者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0md6zdupzj30ci0elwik"}
{"text": "我妈是小学老师。有一次，两个小朋友来我们家找我玩，我当时在被我妈逼着写生字。我妈看到他俩来了，就考我们仨生字。然后我们仨就被罚写了一上午。再也没有小朋友来我们家找我玩了。", "question": "遇见最奇葩的小学学生家长是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一声枪响后，安倍桑还是搞不懂状况", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UWyOzYP91HX5hgM5dVNgymPPHkhXpDsmeYdHFsfxicz3YEwkVq9YiaEicHA"}
{"text": "「你为什么上课迟到？」「因为刚刚来的路上……」「还找理由！迟到就是迟到！」………………「你为什么上课迟到？」「没原因，就是迟了。」「老师问你原因，你这是什么态度？明天喊家长过来一趟！」「薛定谔的老师」：在被骂之前，你永远不知道老师是不是想听你的理由。", "question": "有哪些一眼就爱上的悖论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从这里到那里飞吗？", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3783581"}
{"text": "重的便利店", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvuta5k174j20yi0zs7o6"}
{"text": "每个人我都看了结果找不同在右上角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaMOuJheYQaQsG3VicmPwlWGNP616hzJwq3pDXrI5sKZfdzSGkE1DESxcQmlfB1kTC4qmFW2qTibhw"}
{"text": "那又怎样，女朋友又没我的漂亮。", "question": "女朋友说 XX 好帅的时候怎么往下接话茬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一米二免票", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "哦，看来我也被赋予了拯救世界的使命……！？嗨！我叫网球球！打网球很开心呀———！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "刚谈恋爱不知道对方名字很正常吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBetRQhRibHBAb3RCS3Wy07Egq40EoMn5R4HGJVInZDIEgn8obvDEKiadQ"}
{"text": "你知道现在吃的面包在哪里吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "4085066"}
{"text": "女士的忍者标即将命中", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "微……鸡分？", "question": "如何计算一只鸡的表面积？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "父亲的真实故事：水虫药", "question": "请为我命名一种能有效舒缓各种眼疲劳的新款眼药水。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3948009"}
{"text": "“对不起，怎么你是女生？”", "question": "约炮的时候如果觉得对方不够好看，应该怎么喊停更有礼貌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冷血动物是养不熟的，只有煮了才会熟", "question": "眼镜王蛇养熟了真的几乎不攻击饲主吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美瞳戴反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh7wujvpfwj20b209djrz"}
{"text": "因为我在早上喝了下午的红茶。", "question": "派出所露脸的人的第250个理由是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6466807"}
{"text": "什么都没有。", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "客人点了难吃的菜，店主就赶他出去。", "question": null, "star": 914, "type": "I2T", "image": "2289667"}
{"text": "人家睡不着呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubbk1k2kj20fd0e8gmu"}
{"text": "我就问问：韦一笑算不算哥谭的？|･ω･｀)", "question": "如果没有小丑，蝙蝠侠的头号对手会是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀呀呀脚抽筋了", "question": null, "star": 352, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxn5z2tvmj611910utf902"}
{"text": "明天做什么好呢？", "question": "青菜加盐的味道。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022331"}
{"text": "伪善的做法，主要目的是把自己推向一个道德至高点，而不是为了改善事情结果。", "question": "什么是伪善？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在栅栏上涂上糖水以后，有什么被引来了", "question": null, "star": 576, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpi8whhgx2j610a1cdgsi02"}
{"text": "毛发长错了地方。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4762695"}
{"text": "现场直播。", "question": "台风来的时候绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4714244"}
{"text": "虽然已经去世了，但迎接的光芒却无法照到下面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2606926"}
{"text": "好的，我喝了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2795842"}
{"text": "他没治好你，找他退钱。", "question": "医生治疗了我的傻逼，算不算剥夺了我当傻逼的权利?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里是三楼啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1K0t3aRrTibz62axdLYzWqYHsgvAdVb96NuBf0XglQVndFQUgBYDqibnw"}
{"text": "今晚发现了好吃的东西！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5082710"}
{"text": "知识就是力量啊！抓住一个僵尸质询它：你的能量来源是什么？你都肠穿肚烂了，没有 functional 的消化系统，所以能量来源不可能是任何食物，你的皮肤也不是绿色的，说明你没有光合作用必备的叶绿素，你的能量来源也不可能是阳光。你身上没有任何动能 / 热能收集装置，也不可能利用风能 / 核能 / 地热。你没有任何能量输入为什么还能动？你这是第一类永动机你知道？你这是违反热力学第一定律你知道吗？此时宇宙会因为你的质疑而坍塌至二维，因为你发现你活在漫画书里。", "question": "丧尸爆发的情况下什么武器最适合女性求生和战斗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别想太多爷爷，要坚强地活下去。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1213917"}
{"text": "老师，厕所！老师不是厕所！", "question": "请选手宣誓。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3582889"}
{"text": "人家的孩子，天天在学习。", "question": "诗词中有哪些类似于「人…… 天……」的句子?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚觉得气球停了，就被巨人抓住了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1561901"}
{"text": "第一天学PS", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5cTe7rNMnrsO7VPEqOOENt6iaHiasq2MyQiamTZFnRbdPOSLFbNMrpnmlg"}
{"text": "dapGioanni Bellini,g-oi6.LaCirconcsion.c摇篮曲只对老人有效", "question": null, "star": 310, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gomz8i1tlpj611i13ndlz02"}
{"text": "应该是 11 年吧，在天津看纪念金少山的一个系列表演，然后铡美案，包公一出来没走几步还没亮相胡子就掉了一边，然后人索性加了一句：「气的俺胡须都掉了~」，然后把胡子一摘开始演，那气派，演到最后结束了以后把胡须带上又补了一句「这才是真滴俺」。 真是乐死我们了。", "question": "你经历过哪些相声、曲艺、京剧的车祸现场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自亍车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ekdczrnu4yj20au08u3zc"}
{"text": "耳光太响没听清……", "question": "表白被拒绝时听过最狠的话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你想对无法触及的阿斯克鲁说些什么吗？", "question": "你想说什么叫做三重跳跃吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2739711"}
{"text": "我把和元彼先生的回忆之马克杯打碎了却没有被责怪。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4225893"}
{"text": "因为没有面包，所以我在吃蛋糕。", "question": "给特权阶级和上级国民一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367498"}
{"text": "我去……猫和狗居然在开车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ok6ztibbj30ci0elq7e"}
{"text": "下一家的圣诞愿望是想要一个可爱的小男孩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dX2K8Mniaia94OuxOn5lLrhhPFw3HXzsfDVKTmj3acKGoG9lIH8e5ITCw"}
{"text": "一你好，我是你孩子的大学老师一你好，大老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDqUeL8HxK6rqicm7ILXcZ9CYMcUZzmKiaicT8I1o2Ht5bSVycmYgwZc457zsIWSnvyIoLDPGbIPzZw"}
{"text": "跟男朋友吵架的时候尿急，但是吵着吵着突然说要尿尿岂不是不够高贵冷艳？然后我就憋着吵，吵着吵着忍不住了，我就大声说我不听我不听我不听，然后想冲进厕所，结果那个逼害怕我真生气了，抱住我开始跟我解释。然后，或许是真的憋不住了，或许是他的解释里全是尿点，老子尿裤子了，当时他还抱着我。于是我体验了把尿里湿身双人版。", "question": "你所经历最羞耻的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抓住那个送花的，她抢走了我的话筒！！】【【还有我的贝斯！】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MKWuROqt7zKWFlCAXzP43wYIpRfcYvFz09ibYxKgkdbLgCkibDa5HEic6g"}
{"text": "没人记得。", "question": "父亲节的那些事儿", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4465790"}
{"text": "刘海剪残了，明天不想去上学了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfTEUNrNp8N6jjjpHAibiclCNwDTw5DIh7K1bLEE0icItUkdtCM7rU9wkLg"}
{"text": "虽然大家讲了这么多有用的，但是你表弟未必听…… 每个人都有自己的南墙要撞。", "question": "如何劝表弟在大学里保持饱满的精神状态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "春秋的时候吴国有个刺客，据说把吴王的儿子庆忌杀了。记得语文课本里有篇文章提过他，这文章写得很有气势。我没在跑题啊，关键来了。这个刺客的名字，叫做——要离。", "question": "老公赌博，跟酒吧公主暧昧，还瞒着我向别人借钱，要不要离婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种菜我吃不了……已经……没法再做了……", "question": "我对妈妈做的饭感到非常不满。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4225359"}
{"text": "高鸭锅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPUvGia7hHpBAP9gm2Ka4xZRzdGmkgVWUoeOjaEiaCIOq2WUdJqUoXUtlg"}
{"text": "小豆搬家了……", "question": "请您认真对待小豆糕。", "star": 85, "type": "T2T", "image": "2494194"}
{"text": "当你说女生卡粉的时候", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "绝对不会再提增税的事了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4972566"}
{"text": "逗号前描述一种减分现象，逗号后自己马上照做一遍。这样的聊天方式真的让人防不胜防，不得不服。", "question": "如果在语言上胜过别人是低情商的表现，那么应当在哪些场合哪些方面回应这种低情商？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好吃的珍宝棒。", "question": "这个甜点的名字加上一个字就变得不太好吃。", "star": 180, "type": "T2T", "image": "6789784"}
{"text": "其实是体重秤", "question": null, "star": 195, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqeqynyitwj60r5107dln02"}
{"text": "因为睡懒觉的小鸟你听不到。", "question": "如何向孩子解释「为什么小鸟从不睡懒觉？」，睡懒觉是人类特有的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "芯片困境", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0jeF6TCk7DyibwuSO12kibZcSbvqhoTN4UMDDxmKxFW8iayJJQBJWJHicdA"}
{"text": "当你发现车被偷了，但是想到行李箱里的户体再也不是你的问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLz8xneWoy2jcs9cDcDUaRgr5CNA24ticL65J4EFhrSrWSvLPHzANN8Aw"}
{"text": "dtapjtduasmwdtatdjdata1abatdapjdtajujtgjgc5k", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UW8MhWicSJibPeoQrIfRx98Vyz7BYjkfLL3eOibHZc4VAEiaj7l3uXbrUSHg"}
{"text": "《勇往直前》的新阶段。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6371741"}
{"text": "那么多可爱的漂亮的聪明的有趣的妹子都可能会成为我的女朋友！ ", "question": "单身状态里最棒的一两件事儿是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大佐……！援军被风吹散了，正在返回中！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2186442"}
{"text": "不是跟你说了直接咬喉吗？下次不能手软了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpfq99kh6hj30ci0eln1c"}
{"text": "「前方似乎还无法进入……」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7n85lv7yvj30ci0el79b"}
{"text": "需要四个人当药引子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8f22k97b39jaT28RBDkYAC99bZ6IZVvnLzFLFxUUYV9jjXia8OubqJ1A"}
{"text": "手感超赞，完全击中我的心！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1671139"}
{"text": "他并不是因为生气而生气的！", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "梦游搬家的人救了梦游跳楼的人一命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8f43egLbx6EUGCiak8t0OXcA71EI3DXib7oYKCDia1XaKIcsibD8kQ6g4wg"}
{"text": "那个人突然对我眨眼了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6026000"}
{"text": "你知道时间就是金钱吧嗯我知道你已经身无分文了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqmGicTy6DpJqc3YX5a6QQW19EEu11thsp6ZSxvmGkTtf4evSRicuaHHjw"}
{"text": "在这里，试着大喊一声“嘎啊啊啊”。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177085"}
{"text": "跟行李箱结婚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H099hSftgapoQoEibxNpJgC7R6XvnQiaYEbCdWLjy5D8c4WPXUuMu2tEA"}
{"text": "捉腰记", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MicFI5E1Sv0qsBcla2fYcrNuw734ZyWa9ObIwMTsicyeIWlk6KgfNJpvQ"}
{"text": "医生说吃了这个药能让下半身坚挺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibH3osxJ8zIOFblibAaeuQnvxoSDepN92d6pUeTJC5v7N2YBPmWNYWKcdw"}
{"text": "刚上初中的时候，班主任问我，你家住的远不远啊，我当时自豪的指着窗外 100 米处的房子，说，好近。班主任满意的点头一笑，给了我一把班上的门钥匙，开启了我长达三年的起早贪黑之路。我一辈子都记得那个微笑。", "question": "怎么拒绝自己不想回答的隐私问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸，你一直盯着我看，原来你是个萝莉控啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2668518"}
{"text": "好高啊！哈哈，处理它吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2425876"}
{"text": "梅西睡觉了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939637"}
{"text": "这才想起要戒烟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5TkNum73HLsrUrQiaRctBox4qicClSahOhFnkPafHqFJzeuOYb5cXtUKg"}
{"text": "因为鞋底的口香糖很可惜，所以连鞋子一起带走。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386523"}
{"text": "她送给我一百双袜子，一百双啊！！→_→ 当时真想给她钱……", "question": "不会撩汉的人强撩是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被迫让座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWOIxuPSbyUmk1C18yibiagibP2kI1y71FtGlnEz9Oc5C5J0LHdlNrnEn6Q"}
{"text": "他妻子和儿子离开家已经半年了，眼前这杯橙汁让他感觉好像看到了相伴的妻子和儿子。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1365336"}
{"text": "我们将秉承体育精神，光明磊落地经营公司，立下誓言！", "question": "请选手宣誓。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3582889"}
{"text": "爸爸，爸爸，是哆啦A梦吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311655"}
{"text": "嗯，那就是我们公司希望的入职理由了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364601"}
{"text": "我们来做个针灸吧。", "question": "让我把你迷住吧。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2488775"}
{"text": "全体都是理科生。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "お前", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "接招，腋下气味攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicX136HUq4rN4qRBU1ic53ic5mMiatMq0mH87kksYNyvn3789vCMxaDFS3ag"}
{"text": "朋友练习模仿鸟的表情太认真了，看起来很可怕。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393386"}
{"text": "南～拳和北腿！少～林武当功！太～极八卦连环掌，中华有神功！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "被误会玩忽职守而被刺伤。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "我专门来搜这个问题了！！！为啥？因为今天发生了一模一样的事情，我因为考研的事情心态崩了蹲地上一个人在那儿难受，男票也从我身上跳过去了！好家伙，把我给气的，问他是不是找抽？他说他以前在知乎看到过这个问题，当时确实是脑子抽了，无措之时突然想到知乎这个问题，就亲身实践了一下....实践一下......重要的是当时在操场，人很多啊兄弟！我不要脸的吗？？？话说回来，说说当时我什么感受。我瞬间懵逼了，就感觉到“呼”的一声，一坨黑影从我身上飞过，硬生生切断了我悲伤的思绪。我一抬头，好家伙！这兄弟在前面不可置信的看着我，仿佛刚刚跳过去的不是他一样。我可以懵逼，你懵逼算怎么回事？我当时就火了，站起来吼他：你 TM 啥意思？他也紧张的不行，结结巴巴的，说他行动比脑子快，还没反应过来就这么做了。这这这，把我给整不会了，我害能说啥，然后我就走到一边儿看台那边去坐着了。男票也赶紧问我渴不渴，然后赶紧溜去操场旁边儿给我买水去了。我坐在那儿越想越觉得搞笑，最后他买完水回来我俩就搁那儿笑了好一阵儿。不得不说，虽然方式奇葩了些，但还挺有用，我已经完全忘了我该难过的事情了。有家长关注我，还是要点儿脸匿了....", "question": "我蹲在地上哭的时候，我男朋友从我身上山羊跳，是一种怎样的心态啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跨过去吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6182782"}
{"text": "就没人关注这三只大鹅中必然有一只单身狗吗？这不鹅道。", "question": "华为基地的黑天鹅生了 5 只小天鹅，请问应该怎么计算资产？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我踢不出，麻烦你了炮姐", "question": null, "star": 71, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "吉幾三要去东京，我感到很生气。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "踩到老板脚之后的反应", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7LX2ySqAchwr99icE5HsPmwA7oUwuibx6O3ic8fDkxibYcZRc37ib1u4YrEg"}
{"text": "母亲腋下的紧握。", "question": "今天吃寿司。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6563924"}
{"text": "我不喜欢游泳！", "question": "如果千鸟路在海贼王的世界里会出现，他可能会说什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937417"}
{"text": "妈妈眼中我的床铺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaISWUiaRD2roqibq9JSCeVX1F27EGVo4DOqc8SCZXgUWOY5mmHUYq96uXA"}
{"text": "因为将心比心", "question": "为什么美国总是认为世界上的所有国家，所有人都要谋害他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像被蜘蛛侠抓住的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5861914"}
{"text": "你在外面吗？你在外面，在外面，在外面，在外面！小安你要去哪里呢？", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "就这？ 阿里价值观就这?一个是靠自己努力 把店铺做大做强做成第一女装的励志女孩 追求者无数却只倾心一人 一个是不世出的天才总裁 年少成名却被迫（大误）娶一个不爱的女人被迫生两个可爱的孩子当天雷勾动地火 他们相遇 注定这段传奇同人文都可以写起来了 （小李注：作者后续补充了自己的同人创作，大家可前往知乎 App 内的回答原文阅读最新剧情）", "question": "如何看待蒋凡遭阿里合伙人委员会除名，职级从 M7 降为 M6 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即将被精灵球捕捉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdE2ObZ6bL6hwwMW5sxYlpVdqFZhfqTskf1ibY68AX1AWmG1aBeXNicacw"}
{"text": "今天吃咖喱！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378643"}
{"text": "哎呀，撒娇啦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4806450"}
{"text": "有时候，比傻更有趣的题目。", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 28, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "太简单了啊，无限手套提供的 API。", "question": "灭霸使用了什么样的随机数生成方法来保证公平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那边好像比较软。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6808727"}
{"text": "愉快的空中旅行。", "question": "可惜的新婚旅行因为某个原因泡汤了，发生了什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1973021"}
{"text": "矫正牙齿", "question": "虽然想忘记，但是却留在耳朵里的广告。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1638015"}
{"text": "迷路十年的超级玛丽终于找到了出口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicpFWgR9JFm6TFE1KHOfI6LaRQ7XNJx0XCL0GKbzPZmz5qHMx8Y2f8yQ"}
{"text": "下载网站里面最大的那个下载按钮。", "question": "有哪些按钮是万万不能点的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你都说了是抢救费，又不是救活费。", "question": "病人抢救失败，还需要付抢救费吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从刚才开始，我的胸部就一直碰到我的手臂。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4473690"}
{"text": "爸，您回家去睡吧，这是我的病床", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbnwVcY8dhP7ziblb52MlKtZRSd8JPVnGiaXS8oG1hic8IWCwQPRgicHSekg"}
{"text": "已经胖到两只手拉不上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MWD4lzb2icibhfqcvxaCLjeIcEGYraZPuib23TQNxsiaFibzWx4hhTdwsrsw"}
{"text": "考虑到业界的实际情况。", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "认识了恋人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6882314"}
{"text": "《爵迹》！公司福利一个月一张电影票，结果那个月剩了一堆没人看，实在是浪费，我就贱贱地去看了场《爵迹》。入场的时候排队，我前面后面全是小学生和初中生，就我一个 30 多的……验票的和我说：「你这老师能不能把你带的学生票都收一下！」太尴尬了……", "question": "你看过最尴尬的电影是哪一部？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "膝盖的炸弹超出想象。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1517170"}
{"text": "这是谁啊？嗨！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1392957"}
{"text": "看，你爸爸正光着身子走路呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7278644"}
{"text": "我老公在骑摩托的时候就像个孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtEvuxBy6PNNIMGsP1pRK64aDseW7c1NJT6ibNibaxkE6EcFjy19OyCOaQQ"}
{"text": "秘密侦查", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7343868"}
{"text": "说明「装修」这种冲动是基因里的本能。", "question": "原始人为什么会画壁画？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "必须要做到不可能的事情！（第九局下两出局无安打无得分）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255321"}
{"text": "所以我和Haku之间什么都没有啊！哈？我跟谁牵手是我的自由吧！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1886907"}
{"text": "你真是太天真了。破坏大自然？什么是破坏？地球曾经有全是岩浆的时候，全是冰川的时候，全是岩石的时候，全是海洋的时候，空气一点儿氧气都没有的时候，这些都是大自然在一个时期的状态。你所爱的山川树木，鸟语花香只是适合你人类的环境罢了，要说破坏也破坏的是你自己的环境。地球说：「关我 P 事？」简单的说，除非人类直接把地球玩爆炸了，不然就算把地球炸平也不过是给他换件衣服罢了。对地球而言你人类和焦土或者塑料有什么区别？", "question": "人类的产生是自然界最大的失败吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让你帮我搬箱子真不好意思，这个包也交给你可以吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdp9mRdL3VFISlgfzmGs8ziatxqQyLwkhjqGcNibkcL33SeDklz5N7MPRYw"}
{"text": "照相馆新进了直升机的模型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEsibDXTB3RTb7qgZmCWJTsw0bBQFgjhOp7F1yBmEgTMUpBHbGbicLzElg"}
{"text": "我是Uber Eats。", "question": null, "star": 870, "type": "I2T", "image": "7055363"}
{"text": "我单位卫生间！奢华高贵的黑色大理石地板！打磨得那叫一个光滑！关键不在于滑！光！光可鉴人！这不是地板！这尼玛就是一面镜子！两个厕所间的隔断下方都有一条小缝！「蹲隔壁的那位老铁，刚刚你那条 shit 形状很完美啊，就是落水水花没压好，溅太高了。」「见笑见笑，老铁你刚刚那泡 pee 可真是完美的平抛运动，不过还是要注意饮食，最近火气比较大吧。」「老铁我看见你抱了一大卷纸，可否冒昧讨要些许？」「喏，拿去……我看你是由后往前擦，不不不，正确的应该是由前往后擦，对咯，再折一下，再擦……」「……」", "question": "有哪些看似精妙实则很蠢的设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滴答滴答滴滴答", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2368927"}
{"text": "这种类型的BOSS是趁机把炸弹塞进嘴里然后将其打倒的类型。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4237110"}
{"text": "把不会分类的垃圾塞到讨厌邻居的收件箱里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXFUs895SibuV9dialFPqzewCrnyCThia9nCOvkolCq4rF83kkj4wkM7wFA"}
{"text": "我还没选好片子啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22I5KaLwqyfiabiabCmjEMgmlMUqg4d4fxbQMGSIU3wcbdue9B6udWW9ptw"}
{"text": "有两个轮胎逃跑了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE7IsHxwmozIZiceHDo4DLX6U9eKWOqrGB5yiaNQYVLeenUicnrpbLnQALQ"}
{"text": "原来你是这样的google", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm169u2drj20fu0ec11d"}
{"text": "我进行了为期三年的非常严格的肺活量训练。", "question": "三只小猪的可怕秘密过去是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1792245"}
{"text": "反正我是假面骑士的虫子人……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6624879"}
{"text": "魔法少女小圆", "question": "给电视动画片中加上一个字，使其感觉很奇怪。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6449276"}
{"text": "我想给你打电话，但是很快就睡着了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4143971"}
{"text": "帮爸爸扔垃圾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWz6xj6XibLZR5ptDsJneBYTkicbL0cX67JOclRWf11ODaTPibVoQkcBotg"}
{"text": "小时候梦到张杰偷偷给我他的号码，我记下来第二天发现那是我背了很久都没背下来的我妈妈的手机号。", "question": "梦里梦到的电话号码到底打不打？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对面的车是狗在开吗？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6902364"}
{"text": "先生用问题回答我的问题。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "福利关卡", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "239468"}
{"text": "行狮走肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3dnzPPjnOIk8lKZRbpaROc1ibnNibI2nbfAbHuDWFdiatmQL9UtvgMOrng"}
{"text": "刺刺的也无所谓。", "question": "秋叶女士的伟业是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6510588"}
{"text": "糟糕，那只蚊子去哪了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bMNQVRShfaFcyMfMts68Rf7b2oMd3gpia4v5K84frDV6qWcSluYjlaqg"}
{"text": "给料： salary or compensation", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "初中的时候，我头发长，落在后桌男生的书桌上。后桌男生用笔盖砸我的头发梢儿，一边砸一边认真地问我：「你疼吗？」", "question": "有哪些性别限制了你的想象力的时刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题主做过颈椎牵引吗？", "question": "哆啦 A 梦里面的竹蜻蜓能不能实现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接到托马斯脱轨的通知。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4820473"}
{"text": "“男人不喝酒，交不到好朋友。”“感情深一口闷，感情浅舔一舔。”“宁可胃上烂个洞，不叫感情裂条缝。”“男人不喝酒，活的像条狗。男人不抽烟，活的像太监。”“酒壮英雄胆，不服老婆管。”“感情铁不铁？不怕胃出血。感情深不深? 不怕打吊针。”魔幻诗意，谜之带感。", "question": "中国有哪些很流行却不正确的价值观？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数钱", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "动物园禁止投喂动物的规定，饲养员也遵守了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1estb8k1rotj20bj095acm"}
{"text": "先狗头保命。如果我是老板 ，我要解决厕所排队问题，而且要让人人爱上厕所，且不影响工作，彻底解决吃喝拉撒里的拉环节。前期工作是要把厕所进行大规模扩容，使用人工智能、物联网、大数据技术，把公司厕所做成信息化和人性化的标杆，真正做到员工上厕所健康受关爱 ，工作不耽误，吃喝不发愁，做到 100% 的人会忍不住在厕所工作，0% 的人在厕所哭，100% 的人会因为厕所爱上公司。首先，厕所的基本环境要保证。上下抽气的新风系统必须要装，冬暖夏凉的空调必须要给力，自动除味系统要强劲，淡淡的香气要时刻保持，保洁人员要配足，厕所里时时光洁如新。其次，使用物联网技术关爱员工健康。厕所各个蹲位安装 rfid 传感器，精确定位上厕所员工 ID 和持续时间，自动生成员工上厕所的大数据，放入数据中台。每周每月产生 WC 个性化报表，统计出特别爱厕所的员工并分析行为特征。通过 AI 算法对上厕所异常的员工进行主动关爱 。比如蹲久了会有自动语音提示：亲，蹲久了活动一下好吗？如果员工允许，智能马桶会根据许可对排泄物进行取样，化验结果通过物联网传给健康大数据中心，有异常则预约内科医生诊疗。拉肚子？可以直接连线公司签约医师，远程开药后，通过天花板传送带把药和水直接送到蹲位。便秘了？也没关系，可以通过网络连线生鲜食品经销商，提供火龙果和蓝莓等水果帮助您润肠通便，传送带直接传送到位。肠胃实在不好的员工，我们一样提供优良的厕所办公环境。蹲位侧面放折叠式翻板，电源，千兆到厕所的网口以及联网触摸屏。电脑随便放随便充电，触摸屏快捷方式可以一键呼叫，通过传送带系统送厕纸，送吃 ，送喝，甚至可以视频会议，人工智能算法自动只传送面部图像保护隐私。上厕所和工作完全是不矛盾的。2020 年年会的时候，老板在祝酒的时候感动地说： 我还记得 XX 同学在厕所努力工作，他一边用力拉嗯嗯，一边拼命回复客户的样子，真美。", "question": "报告称 57% 互联网人遭遇过如厕排队，这个行业实现「上厕所自由」真的如此困难吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一千年前是黑暗的。", "question": "请将它变得有趣一千倍。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3149184"}
{"text": "石膏姑娘的故事", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6440262"}
{"text": "你对我的料理有意见？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7opynuk15j30ci0eljud"}
{"text": "这话是真是假我不知道。但是如果你在马路上被一滩的碎玻璃扎了车胎，前方1000米必有修车的……", "question": "毒蛇出没之处，七步之内必有解药。这是正确的么？如果是，依据是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去年答辩那段时间看到的一个致谢：最后，要感谢我的女朋友，在我22年的生命中始终没有出现过，让我得以专心于学术，顺利完成本科论文。o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[拍桌狂笑!]  ", "question": "有哪些毕业论文的「致谢」部分让你印象深刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "首先，我不用根号，为什么要分解公式呢？", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "冠军在颁奖时有些恐高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qY8h2AsWvGpaXQ9HgibPAMs5KuhtapRPhW40Tt0p95iaW5iawfSib5tbiaicaw"}
{"text": "和亲戚的素质高低有关。", "question": "讨厌走亲戚是否与独生子女（核心家庭成为主流）有关？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狱寺先生更厉害！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371182"}
{"text": "你干嘛提这个多余的事啊？说是御宅族的儿子吃煎饼食物中毒了？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7258503"}
{"text": "杰伦「什么版权不版权的，只要你不找我陪练，啥都好说。」", "question": "刘畊宏在直播中使用《本草纲目》作为背景音乐，会存在版权问题吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汝之友非吾之友，这个问题我 7 岁的时候就明白了。当时，一个 x 姨过来串门，爸妈让我出去迎接，而我只想把自己关在屋里看动画片。爸妈疑惑：「那可是你 x 姨啊，很喜欢你的，从小就抱过你。」我：「那是你们的朋友，不是我的朋友。」很少有父母会把孩子视为一个独立的人，所以自然把其身上的亲友关系直接安装到孩子身上。如果孩子表现出抗拒，就会以「自闭」等理由教育孩子，殊不知孩子有他们自己的朋友圈，也是一个独立的个体。更不要说，很多孩子成了父母交际时的工具，「来，给大家表演一个节目。」成了无数人童年时的梦魇。所以年轻人反感的不是家里来客，而是家里来的是你们的「客」，而我还不得不应酬。有人问后来呢？后来 x 姨进屋，「哎呀，孩子长这么大了，快让 x 姨抱抱，姨给你带了红包。」我：「x 姨我想死你了！」", "question": "为什么现在很多年轻人都反感家里来客?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手我和恶魔做了交易，他拿走了我一条腿和一只手，我觉得一切都是值得的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV200zxawI7FFJaGYXxHqkZVJnmxzUfFW8WnlFOiawSNpQx7AYgIK2FA8TQ"}
{"text": "喂，别打扰我提升自己！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2737567"}
{"text": "十块钱。", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "专业团队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEiaHIqibdCWaJF7cdPaadEq7uIm1PBib3M7wRwIsfaOEUqAZVDdicuu0icnQ"}
{"text": "每个计算器的答案都不同", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7uhkpd7c9j30ci0eljsu"}
{"text": "新出的两款玩具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grgfb7wkk9j30ci0eltbh"}
{"text": "向和田亚纪子注射玻尿酸。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "3931140"}
{"text": "女儿玩过的娃娃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GDwAR9myjOkJrkyvdaGja9QflBCocOzIJZDMR8z6ZicRFKnzymDvBWTdo8aRxrE4xja7kLaw5r0aA"}
{"text": "我真的会抓老鼠！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "想了想不匿了，反正我家人没人玩知乎。五年前英文成绩排名低于全年级前三十名被我爹深深的打了一顿，我就往他泡了十几年蛇药酒里面尿尿，至今仍未敢告诉他。对了昨天我家里来客人了，他又炫耀般拿出来给客人喝……", "question": "小时候你干过哪些坏事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看来气味太难闻了，他转向了吸气的方向。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5461309"}
{"text": "玩俄罗斯方块时突然不想玩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAricF2jyBBtDGibk64sFbQoPKM5eSgkQmu4We2WaP7vdnKyBuAicEJLY7Qw"}
{"text": "啊，这是薯头的事情啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3178837"}
{"text": "流浪兔：“今天的好吃的是什么呀？” 孩子：“哇，有个女生在捡垃圾。” 妈妈：“不能看！”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334059"}
{"text": "「队，队长！」『干啥？』「从，从下面过吧？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eswo3zr6syj20b208n40c"}
{"text": "第一杯、第五杯、第八杯。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5711944"}
{"text": "什么？我儿子拿的这根冰棍58？", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "老实说！在这群人中，有人无视在家待命的指示去了夏威夷旅行！", "question": null, "star": 7676, "type": "I2T", "image": "3956674"}
{"text": "请问您当中是否有医生？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3993355"}
{"text": "不需要，不需要。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7347497"}
{"text": "为了老板过上想要的生活", "question": "人活一辈子，究竟为了谁?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "委婉的告诉家长这次的考试我歇逼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQvaCVvaGA6xzKkEWWfcAVxX99PuSBZRia12aCLP7kmsum6ZnwXcJeYmQ"}
{"text": "耗子喂汁！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "我在屎里泡一会你就不会煮了我对吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqDxZPkbqSZzuvDfTCjVnjzKLKwhpqwFxPGPz5l2icDLZHvCt3Siak1qiaKiagycTLmXiaJ1dsVZh9RLg"}
{"text": "半个小时了，大家还没确定伤员倒在哪里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh16ehe8aej209y0c6jt3"}
{"text": "画女硬说男", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "地头蛇", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386979"}
{"text": "我用手代替了书签。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3203283"}
{"text": "让妈妈打开硬盖后，露出了很得意的表情。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5694847"}
{"text": "没穿鞋呀！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6787432"}
{"text": "）鬼，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gowg5hq15rj30ku7ox7wh"}
{"text": "让人觉得她有男朋友。", "question": "一个好女朋友最该有的特质是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "混、混蛋，为什么突然想起华尔兹的音乐啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibaRot7FxIlcmN7XHwQiaCZkxXPK79ukYSkfL0coOxiaQ9RkFb1ZhQKITQ"}
{"text": "如果可爱的孩子来了就会送我肉馒头作为赠品。", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "头发", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "真的发生的恐怖楼梯故事。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317138"}
{"text": "实在厌倦了处处攀比的人生", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "牛顿的棺材板最终还是压不住了，无奈之下小明在上面压了一块石头。压了石头上去后牛顿的棺材板开始起起落落，推的力在逐渐变大。小明想了想又在石头上连接了一个转轴，然后转轴下垫了一个滑轮。于是棺材板开始做功。于是小明宣称自己发明了永动机。于是其他物理学家的棺材板也开始压不住了。", "question": "以「牛顿的棺材板最终还是压不住了」开头，能写出一个怎样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚刚是谁说要吃六筒的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibwRdiba8OyusxoFMljSNCIaez63Hlu563X0TqQXQ5N7icCD5FN2RH1yyQ"}
{"text": "开着偷来的车去扫墓。", "question": "极限安全的微渣勇士传记", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6868283"}
{"text": "出题：半甜清粥别想多，只是肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyfh4syMSvMRNIpLNnuDWsMwHLUfKfYuJO8XSqibh20j2KlfP86Sx0wSw"}
{"text": "找个莫名其妙的理由分手让他看不透又惋惜", "question": "男朋友跟我说生孩子是女人的天性我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "96，毕业一年了  本来预计存款是五万，现在还差六万。", "question": "90后的你现在拥有多少存款？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不需要三个秘密，但我非常想要很多三颗星。", "question": "早上好，今天的目标是什么？", "star": 53, "type": "T2T", "image": "5196091"}
{"text": "漫展男厕现状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZrSe4iaBlOLQUj0BPU1mIrIxlbxGtCyWBetiaJd3eROU1ujlHaPWFVaXA"}
{"text": "反向道德绑架我爸。五一小长假的某个晚上，我正和同学在网吧开黑打刀塔，突然就来了个我爸的电话。「你张叔叔来了，你过来见个面啊，大老远过来不容易。」「我同学也大老远在外面上班，好不容易回来一趟，要不你也来网吧跟他见个面？」气得他不知道说啥，我就给挂了。统一回答：张叔叔是谁我都不知道，从未见过。", "question": "你亲历过哪些道德绑架的事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狮：别往前了，小心玻璃啊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "阿拉丁神灯：请问你有什么愿望？截肢病人：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyDBR3icJVpVwrSpKNj9osPEytCynV5Yon7jCULyj4JpyRVII6sicichjkQ"}
{"text": "快看，是世贸大楼送！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNZsqPk1fUeV3MAefU4XibySZ3hiaibtK8IM8jBPnicu5ERzs7a2V9W05O9Q"}
{"text": "优秀员工显示墙的背面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSwG5ZWkGEW0D23ka8jgr0PGgRibkZ3mPdCHV2Yf9yuia3KwDTBHFOuiaww"}
{"text": "监督，我又来了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4359164"}
{"text": "当一个通信系统误比特率达到 50% 就不可用了 --《通信原理》", "question": "大家为什么会讨厌缩写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "I need healing", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "和大人自从演了王刚之后啊……", "question": "哪些演员演谁都像自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请选择你要读取的存档", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmm0bd2snfj30ci0el46k"}
{"text": "这个动物应该不会像我要急支糖浆了吧？ 草！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "偷偷按门铃时遇上了开门很快的主人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VFNfFjUMfavXia4Do8uv1Ozb9rwyCmp6y4joPb2gziajh9RHKPmIC9G8g"}
{"text": "吟游诗人-在混战中为队友提供能力加成", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNtHQHahbzKoHmy8FibUM9FKVmGkbw7pNvHJ2iacOFthncKu9U6uicibIibZA"}
{"text": "不小心引到怪的免费玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibQT13JkS7CGnSEa0pdqZbkm61sxmgPcUQJfAruMN7yeiavnmW4biblibwQ"}
{"text": "几年前看过一个都市文，里面的男主是个霸道总裁。自主创业，身价 5 亿人民币。书里写到男主在一家高级酒楼订了个包间，请他的几位后宫们吃饭，结果他们隔壁的包间太过吵闹。于是男主就叫自己的私人保镖去把隔壁包间的人赶走。保镖回来后告诉男主，隔壁包间里的人都是一些真正的大佬。什么省委书记啊，世界 500 强董事长啊，军区大佬啊之类的。所以他也没敢赶。男主接下来霸气的说到：我自主创业 10 年，能获得现在的成就，从来就不是因为我曾惧怕过任何人！然后他亲自上阵赶走了这些大佬。。。。。。作者啊，您脑子烧了？", "question": "看网络小说的时候，有哪些片段让你觉得作者的文化素养并不高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为不好所以要增税。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7206348"}
{"text": "居民户口本（或身份证）两份。", "question": "如果把莲藕打翻，可能会溅出果汁一样的东西。", "star": 553, "type": "T2T", "image": "2851010"}
{"text": "你小时候的样子", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "“你怎么能输呢？今天可是大吉大利的日子啊。” 一个无名的赌徒遭遇了惨败，海洋对此没有给出任何回应。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388584"}
{"text": "由于加藤君摔倒了，所以掩饰过去。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125842"}
{"text": "这看起来是个理发店，其实是陈列摩托车手的蜡像馆。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "我登上了一个连村里人都没来过的荒岛，向村民询问情况。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4529653"}
{"text": "用棍子打。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "按了暂停键~", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "女朋友道歉时的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicJfIWBw74RxI9dDs2VVU3iaicqdoKVnLpNukc3MSicfAQiaNwx1eCaecOkA"}
{"text": "四年级学生", "question": "请告诉我一些中学校里没有但可能存在的东西。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855104"}
{"text": "楼上又用吸尘器了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1geu8clxoypj20zw0zwjw0"}
{"text": "你看，不听妈妈的话的下场就是这样", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "就你那点年薪还想买保险，真是异想天开！", "question": null, "star": 2584, "type": "I2T", "image": "3915342"}
{"text": "这边不可以摔倒，那边可以哦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxhlqgZo2bMlbpIObERR3HGSricyk6YmPqwNt9TZStxQRQAFCJoeOWWgg"}
{"text": "来面试的女学生反倒更有架子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hevcvjv82yj30ci0eljvj"}
{"text": "帮我递下浴巾", "question": null, "star": 369, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmlb000b03j60zz1bywkk02"}
{"text": "让我想起了俺男朋友。有一次，他惹我生气了，我好说歹说，他终于意识自己错了。道过歉以后，两人和好了……晚上我去洗脚，他过去说:我给你洗袜子吧。然后就乖乖的蹲在地上给我洗袜子。我就看着他，心想:他好好的给我洗袜子干嘛？他不会生气吧？他会不会不高兴啊？他不会觉得给我洗袜子丢人吧？他凭啥觉得丢人！！凭啥不高兴！我又不是没给他洗过！！……一系列的心理活动过后……我冲他喊了一句:我又不是没给你洗过！！！他抬起头一脸懵逼的看着我说:我说啥了？", "question": "女生（你的女朋友或老婆）都有什么神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大人的阶段的升职歌~你还只是辛德瑞拉呢~年龄37岁", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5825384"}
{"text": "我带着孩子去了学校。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4058925"}
{"text": "美国大兵是 200 一个，苏联动员兵是 100 一个。而狗是 150 一个…………", "question": "红色警戒系列游戏中有哪些细节反映游戏设计者心目中美苏意识形态的差异？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "随机抽一个人淘汰。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505954"}
{"text": "家里又来了讨厌的客人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TqqQNJ8xH4dIuFkH8zKTFXBdVBYAuUtXpzyEZJPa3x0bl1wcHribuNsw"}
{"text": "西游记，让猴子看桃园。", "question": "读书时，哪些细节让你感叹：「亏他想得出来」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要吃我，我是野味！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1fBZ4C1ibwAsBZMcGdsmvcIacSb2S23BaLLZicKTfjIibyrN4KibGC53vicw"}
{"text": "人家夸我是块当医生的料……", "question": "字写得丑是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "内阁支持率下滑后的大反弹，酷酷的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2877156"}
{"text": "聊得太起劲了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYN4mIkZfIOgHENOIaCrIzQ9KiatRopoc5g8TpUah3Vpr31LsLp2g6hFxw"}
{"text": "虽然看起来蓬松，但在湿气中会加速毛囊的死亡。", "question": "男人戴假发的缺点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6417850"}
{"text": "我欠了100万日元的债，能还得起。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5815023"}
{"text": "踩到了水底的肥皂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibAkk04iamEiatw4EBgicdnZdWib7DUfic2E5RZoCszGC2jg2c5zH7x8cLbcQ"}
{"text": "休斯敦……我单方面宣布返航计划无限延期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHg6PQSUcoZn9WKpSTeBQBM5yRzB7jia2zEicoO3gtnI4bQn2g16cOtCOA"}
{"text": "小时候，没有零花钱。我就跟妈妈商量，能不能给一点。妈妈说，可以，但需要用工作来换。干点什么呢，小学生也干不动重活儿，就洗碗吧。洗一顿五毛。因为贫穷，我开始热爱洗碗。每天最开心的事，就是吃饭，因为吃完饭就有碗可以洗了。这个可怕的习惯一直保留到现在：——工作太累了？洗两个碗冷静一下——客户太傻逼？洗两个碗冷静一下——被姑娘拒了？洗两个碗冷静一下——信用卡爆了？洗两个碗冷静一下这样充实的生活，一直持续到两个月前我换租房。房东给装了一个洗碗机。天 都 塌 了", "question": "工作被效率更高的机器抢了是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "羽賀研二 -> Yuuka Kenji", "question": "请问纯烈的新成员是谁？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4146140"}
{"text": "这个是……我在猫咪咖啡馆打工……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqqaa968v7j30ci0el7c2"}
{"text": "少子化导致的相对收视率下降", "question": "请告诉我jam老师的烦恼。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4141846"}
{"text": "好酷！这头在哪剪的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guwl3mvt55j60ci0elgon02"}
{"text": "旺达：我爱你。幻视：为您找到包含「我爱你」的以下歌曲。两人分手。复联三提前完事。", "question": "如果把钢铁侠的贾维斯系统，换成今天的人工智能会是怎样的画风？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乐手的萨克斯和主唱的话筒架都没带来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5X7iav3aoo3jcicDL4FGUOIg3HvhoXpZOou8vFoedg0tskicAlBqRzibWPw"}
{"text": "陆王 对应于 渔民", "question": "进击的巨人后退的阪神，这样的反义词可以是败北的巨人像前进的阪神一样。", "star": 5773, "type": "T2T", "image": "3301806"}
{"text": "住在老家的时候的阿优。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6589967"}
{"text": "这个问题问得好。和方便面编织工，或是火龙果镶籽匠不一样。原子弹点火员的工作环境异常艰苦，并且随时准备着牺牲。为了避免被敌人的神枪手拦截，原子弹一般不能做得太大，内部的人员舱就更狭小了。我们知道，原子弹是有辐射的。这个辐射，比隔壁家 wifi 的辐射还要大，比小区里有个基站的辐射还要危险。所以，我们需要在狭小的人员舱里放置多达数十盆仙人掌，才能吸收这些辐射。那么，我们又如何避免点火员被仙人掌刺伤呢？这里，就体现出劳动人民的智慧了。首先，仙人掌镶刺工会把通常坚硬的刺换成软刺。但是新的问题又来了，软的刺是很难嵌入仙人掌的，这个难题困扰了人类数十年。直到有一天，一个实验室的打印机抄写员在泡面的时候灵机一动，发明了“水软化仙人掌刺”，才解决了这个难题。辐射的问题解决了，接下来面临的困难是，如何抗拒发射时的加速度。在多数人看来，这几乎是无解的。但是，孔夫子曾经说过，只要思想不滑坡，办法总比工资多。工程师们在包场观赏世界名著《托米安德杰瑞》的时候发现，只要托米不向下看，重力加速度就无可奈何。于是，工程师设计了全密闭的人员舱，确保点火员对整个发射过程一无所知。点火员的点火时机，完全依赖于预先设置好的时间。这又提出了一个新的问题——如何计时。要知道，不同国家的时间是不一样的，有的国家在战时甚至会在行军过程中把钟表拨停，实现闪电突袭。在这样的情况下，任何机械和电子计时设备都是不可靠的。这个问题，最终被一名大一的学生解决了。这位学生通过反复的实验发现，阅读高等数学三分钟，准确地说是 178.48 秒，人类会迅速进入睡眠状态。只要把点火员的头发与一个棘轮连接，就能不受任何干扰地可靠计时。于是，就只剩最后一个问题了——如何点火。火柴是不行的，燃烧时间太短，很容易错过点火时间。打火机也不行，因为在狭小的人员舱内，容易撩着头发。最后，工程师找到了最可靠的点火方案——抽烟。为什么人人都知道抽烟有害健康但是烟厂不能关停，为什么中国烟草总公司可以轻易碾压三桶油四大行——因为它是军工战略行业啊。为什么烟草要征收重税，因为外国香烟的侵入，会强烈冲击本土烟草业，导致核威慑的动摇。原子弹点火员的考验远不止这些，为了保证原子弹的顺利引爆，点火员每天都要进行点火演习。每次演习，点火员都并不知道是不是实弹发射。这也是为了确保真正作战时，点火员的成功率不会受到心理状态的波动的影响。这些伟大的点火员，每天都在做着牺牲的准备，抽着烟，吊着头发，看着高数，准时点燃那根与他们的赤胆忠心一样鲜红的药捻子。", "question": "原子弹威力那么大，是谁上去点火的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在许愿山谷上失足跌落时骂了句“Shit", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4R2d5ibf4ottBuothnpAHK9qeEhFNqaSibkPudY3tjnpeCKb4FOedMkiaXQ"}
{"text": "《卡 门》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZiasqqO3JolMboSiaogWf4mqU4AGpQ6G6KUc3XgBnGVmiackyEzFJyluicA"}
{"text": "韭菜吃多了消化不良，在肾里长出了结石", "question": "如何评价孙宇晨微博宣布因病取消巴菲特午餐?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今晚我们去寻找星星的碎片吧。", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "你会不会为了一百万把你最好的朋友打一顿？女孩：不会，她们是我最好的朋友！男孩：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEgKLfaPibXlKNnB3iaKVHLL4YL6XppCv0mRhC8rPFRZ2bvlLkekQl1DaQ"}
{"text": "我还以为你女儿大学没考好，结果点进来看到才三岁……", "question": "觉得女儿不够优秀，有点失望，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸说：“圣诞礼物？没问题啊，反正没钱。”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4855012"}
{"text": "Six-pack? That's not even the point. I'm not that kind of cat.", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5396376"}
{"text": "前几天被朋友拉着去投票一个儿童画画比赛，然后发现第一名 2000 多票，画的难看死了，可是有一个小朋友画的非常非常好看却只有 24 票……第二天我就打电话给那个幼儿园，谎称自己是那个小朋友的舅舅，身份证被小朋友不小心拿走了，让老师找小朋友接电话。小朋友接电话后，稚嫩的叫了一声老舅，然后我就说：「我不是你舅舅，我就想告诉你，你比赛画的那个飞船真他妈好看。」小朋友沉默了一下，就咯咯的笑了，然后说：「那是个鲸鱼啊！」", "question": "如何看待「微信里经常有人让你去给他们的孩子投票」这样的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不知道怎么开门。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2175015"}
{"text": "丑陋的鸭子妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "1379869"}
{"text": "丘比特误射导致同时有四个人爱上我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "你不是说只放个屁吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hgvdeuk34ij30ci0el0to"}
{"text": "今天的嘉宾是模仿大师，首先是森进一！虽然被拒绝了，但他的所有笑话都是面部模仿，所以听广播的话什么都做不了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2587497"}
{"text": "孤烟暮蝉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8jqQLnnO6QuC5y46AZ7TGMPQKIpYODSUErLRsjX0tOd7jj0DUnnRzVg"}
{"text": "伏地魔先生，您的刘海吹好了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "和朋友吃完自助", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIViaURuHxWKO5jOtz4HKCDvDdicxGlLDSQstbrcGDTLqZYHRGKrTzOVc0g"}
{"text": "这个胸也太好抄了吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fzmarykhm2j21ma1t9149"}
{"text": "婚恋应用的现实。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4186528"}
{"text": "你TM哪弄来的蓝色油漆", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "你刚才点引|线的样子好帅啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITuew9ica0nYeNcyIicr8UCUPTia4icxjYy3EvVVQCWG5O9sSDmpQ4fUcXMw"}
{"text": "不行啊，不行不行。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "590166"}
{"text": "拍摄现场工作人员熟练地让两位演员来电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHvxyqVAxSN0pEsNK0uoYJ2mc6wicMib0Q8xS0xz5Vl9tUzzcO3RtLQoeQ"}
{"text": "日本：爸爸，你以前支持钓鱼岛是我的！Trump：死远点！日本：搁置争议、共同开发好不好？Trump：你搁置争议，我共同开发。 英国：我要去南海捍卫自由通航权！Trump：死远点！ 菲律宾：凭什么我家门口的岛不是我的？Trump：没有理由，也不需要理由。 印度：藏南……Trump：滚！", "question": "如果中美两国互换领土会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快出来，你的花样游泳是明天了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2RuqaVvvZfpzF1QWBOPxMia4OucPGWDbic7JHrHUx4JJUkNQwsAgL3AKic1MicBAGcIXlPeZWEa3ibibA"}
{"text": "今天是番外篇不用上场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x8ONRuqEicKicmLouxZGlQHm4fTnBM3FhbhSsxATFfKMJWIP8ypl08JLLA"}
{"text": "没有难熬的周三，只有勇敢的狗狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "家教老师来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6133952"}
{"text": "群马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g9yohyrkmnj212u1fsafr"}
{"text": "原汁原味的时代照片", "question": null, "star": 2134, "type": "I2T", "image": "6548345"}
{"text": "对不起了小白，不能有第二个人知道这件事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6O5iaEsc0o89OT0j2qEuNSXd0xhVicIR5dQP3Rzr3jym6nARUF1ib5VaF4Q"}
{"text": "喂！！迷路了？别慌，我们也是", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1092kryxvj20yi1ahhdt"}
{"text": "小丸子第二季的选拔赛，所有人都没通过。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7251744"}
{"text": "我要五个炸肉饼。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835089"}
{"text": "释放完了豪火球之术", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "精心培育的几颗多肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibQFjsMXiabkyjLYrdUgRMko0iaRD5jOIu7tNq74IvLTcGsNzgt5iaNEL1Q"}
{"text": "当有人对我下流的笑话作出更胜一筹的色情评论时，我的心就像被融化了。", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 99, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "兔子被喂了安眠药，乌龟被检测出了兴奋剂药物。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的兔子和乌龟。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3803396"}
{"text": "快请我离开", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "签订铲屎官二代继承合同", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoUXONlk615eMPjtwEU8vEtFyNO6jJYzg7o2JibybibqTCIqibtNCTTKTuw"}
{"text": "最近偷车的比较多你们停车时一定要记得锁车喔！", "question": null, "star": 162, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz3t40g78oj612u1am46k02"}
{"text": "广州现在三十六度，我看你能坚持多久", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "“一看到就联想到‘Ace, Noise Ace’”", "question": "在学校里，我被称为Ace和平凡之人的原因。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6808479"}
{"text": "石头剪刀布！耶，是我的座位了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwHzia7nnBXsQicDaOJImqiblzGutCIjs2aqEWicQibe4vNBD6L5l1cqw8IiaIOiccS2XpNGkHkGg7JcxIA"}
{"text": "流浪无业的雄性动物。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5534554"}
{"text": "嗯……你说的……也不完全错。", "question": "如何委婉地表达「以你的智商，我很难和你解释」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "USA与USB", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eff64pdf7aj20ad07vwf9"}
{"text": "来下围棋、国际象棋或者五子棋都可以，随便你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7150403"}
{"text": "为什么猫咪被围在栅栏里呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5396376"}
{"text": "数到3就睡了就别叫我们来嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhbk4lppk7j30ci0elq7m"}
{"text": "赤壁之战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6611oNP4wicW3fopPQsmkZL55NjUzdEqRvYhLMsH30507vSKar8gVs5g"}
{"text": "某同学（180°直男）叫我出去看电影，我说我没洗头，不想出去。他反问：「为什么女生出去之前要洗头，是不是路上好风干？」（他说的也不无道理……）", "question": "哪件事让你觉得人和人的思维存在差异？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忙碌碌的加油干！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6468775"}
{"text": "你是啥时候修成人形的- -", "question": "猪肉章盖在人的皮肤上可以洗掉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明明白白我的心~“渴望一份真感情~”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubbxewbij20fv0fa75c"}
{"text": "因为手误，所以赶紧用油漆掩饰。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6697755"}
{"text": "恐ロシア = 恐惧俄罗斯", "question": "给地名加上一个字会变得有趣。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7098144"}
{"text": "将玉器送到店里。", "question": "回到左手打法，请回到左手打法，请回来。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6972238"}
{"text": "复活节岛石像小时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc59oj55mpj6140140k0a02"}
{"text": "憋屈。", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "运动前必备的营养补充剂是辅酶Q10。", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "然后，轰的一声爆炸了！明白了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6508092"}
{"text": "马什么梅？", "question": "夏天门口那些老大爷都想什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拉了一路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fvxftcoutpj20n90rv75q"}
{"text": "是的，不转不是中国人", "question": "衣架套头头会不自觉转动是真的吗，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数数到底有没有1200W像素", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu60UvQ0R0cup6MmvX5tgTClPy5z7mptqwxRxn2IudNia1ibUdicTicicvDicLQ"}
{"text": "粑粑，我想出粗来“好悲伤，谁让我们没手呢", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f96xla7x2oj20fe0gajst"}
{"text": "华府的两个傻儿子", "question": null, "star": 3053, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq7xjv8stjj60x518710c02"}
{"text": "喂！不关我的事，我只是被强力胶粘在了这", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "对不起，请给我肉。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6456636"}
{"text": "在路边小便时警察来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evv59w8z3bj209v09iabn"}
{"text": "房间里洒了汽油，用火柴一擦就冒出了火花，所以是在赶快点火还是尽情欣赏这个场面之间纠结。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2526355"}
{"text": "妈妈……？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9Bo3b7M0OyBAxMzuvprY4ib76MtPhrtgM8ic6Z75I2zT4pfE68jWCAXkA"}
{"text": "找不到自己班级的队列", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etvg0nv1e3j20a5082taf"}
{"text": "辜鸿铭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqWIlah6fuBZ2EmicJ5fPdUxCScgnj0uBPqp42jkzP2hBTe8D3Nicvkzew"}
{"text": "离最近的厕所还有两条街，你告诉自己不能输", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltia9M5m6wFNVPicFicovRnvIFvbZuPDD5Ub39ykFEPQWkjZQ7mdEOUoTCcA"}
{"text": "这题我会，但凡中国人见过又不养殖的牲畜必定不好吃！", "question": "中国为什么不大规模养殖火鸡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "SBS 什么意思？同事：防水沥青卷材！我：英国海军特种部队！媳妇：韩国电视台，综艺老好看了！", "question": "有哪些你曾经误会过的英文缩写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发现棺材动了的美国牧师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OhyohgEzW8Cicst2Fky5Qxp5icr56HkB6HzxuuEAMIOLYbBkjrUZliaGjw"}
{"text": "被猎人抓住就不显眼了，所以最后再点睛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6439350"}
{"text": "转生成了摇摆人。", "question": "世界最帅的转身方式", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5561859"}
{"text": "「妈妈，洋娃娃漏棉花啦」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f102wft4t3j209x0a1gmz"}
{"text": "优点极少数时候可以获得星星/缺点极少数情况下才能获得星星", "question": "告诉我健忘的好处和坏处。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3325308"}
{"text": "他（她）低着头，一言不发。", "question": "把那部超级名作的名字改一个字，让它变得好笑一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7159395"}
{"text": "一看到老鼠的角色就会想到普通的老鼠，感觉很自然呢w", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5954456"}
{"text": "光是听说年收入1500万，就会怀孕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3ETVnicg1uDcOI5OyoEibtk1uHk1NNYGvFarpgibDP40HyKtThdcNHqbSibQ"}
{"text": "cargo", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "趴在厕所地上的是田中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtdLibLllzib35aKxwras5iaT2MRsDkoUxDMaSF6mjicdicmfFeUNwWPsAY7EEGnibrNBFYHdibkL9fAXtw"}
{"text": "我知道你们想上厕所憋不住，但我还要讲五点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibsNdPQUqm7ibgc3T4ew2N0pKMms172TxjMibleia4rial5PUTxSZdiaxjYYw"}
{"text": "在讲台模仿老师时发现本尊就在门口", "question": null, "star": 275, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ufyrfznej61401hcdt602"}
{"text": "胡须长出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5992783"}
{"text": "送一份巨无霸套餐“总统这是核弹发射紧急电话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee86Oiaiav5TFeL8svyA6ic1BdVlYztes6fswsG1hLObgEHNubjlttiajnt9Q"}
{"text": "插进去的时候很顺利，但是那一刹那有点失望。", "question": "可爱的孩子在被抱着的时候的感受。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1837601"}
{"text": "我跑上门，打开楼梯。说完睡衣，穿上祷告，关上床，钻进灯。所有这一切都是因为，道晚安时你给我的一吻。 ——《吻》", "question": "「螃蟹在剥我的壳......而你在想我」类似的诗有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过山车开始下降了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1275046"}
{"text": "西方失去耶路撒冷就相当于啥呢？相当于春晚失去了赵本山。", "question": "为什么赵本山的小品百看不厌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天真冷！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fyvx0dbxjkj20mb0sq76f"}
{"text": "收银时转生到了异世界", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhjq4je589j30ci0elaf7"}
{"text": "便秘的萨摩耶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEnNRsNqML2hbKBA5ruI3zXJicf0CavodCciaw3Whn0TrOX2aVjaLq69JQ"}
{"text": "动物互动广场20周年纪念雕像", "question": null, "star": 2395, "type": "I2T", "image": "1800986"}
{"text": "早上关闹铃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFbaF9mM22obzqbAX7NEtbGFVTA8WNV3NjFCX5gxma9OMPW0w8vtIleA"}
{"text": "黄油通关后的女主们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Dro0v2QQrkKzMaY1diahkv6y85rgLmRQKk4icN4RhCr50mJApfBkFVvB7A"}
{"text": "学校规定统一着黑T", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuhdZebrjv4MymuLkv2bSAjY56gb09d36UGEIFA409eSUjjIcuGuHDzA"}
{"text": "新泰格狃射击很火。", "question": "介绍一下诞生于联赛中的阪神老虎队和另一支队伍的特色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5023887"}
{"text": "为什么《塞尔达传说》主角不是塞尔达……", "question": "林克当着怪的面换衣的时候，怪在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天气预报是晴天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblXEqodlxG8xob4hBp907SJqmcD6mI1bl8YUGhwPiaQWgScU3gMrtmXX7g"}
{"text": "根据十多年发烧经验，音质好坏，还是看文笔。", "question": "如何评价某一款音响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "素颜就能吓到人扮演的妖怪角色。", "question": "尝试过很多次。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2211303"}
{"text": "怎么扁我都行只要别拉在我头上！求求你了别拉我头上嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmwrepgvnnj30ci0eldoe"}
{"text": "第一部：Spider-Man: Homecoming第二部：Spider-Man: Far From Home第三部：Spider-Man: No Place Called Home", "question": "如何评价迪士尼与索尼谈崩，漫威不再参与蜘蛛侠电影，蜘蛛侠退出MCU？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "婴儿的噩梦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7242278"}
{"text": "彼得独自去打猎。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3632423"}
{"text": "有一次我门诊，一个病人看完后一边说谢谢，一边从口袋里摸出一叠钱，这种事我见得多了，这不是我的风格，而且在这么多人的诊室，算什么？于是我忽地站起来，义正言辞滴说：钱你拿回去，我不能收！谁知道他尴尬地笑了笑说：我这是准备掏钱去买药……", "question": "作为医学生你经历过最囧的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老板！给我来一碗一样的！", "question": null, "star": 169, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haijqgils6j61401hcamv02"}
{"text": "单身狗的困惑：接吻时嘴巴不是堵上了吗？怎么还能发出声音？", "question": "接吻的时候女生发出娇喘的声音，男生会有什么想法和反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糖葫芦三兄弟 序章", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5081963"}
{"text": "无效空间", "question": "把这个名牌商品拍得像厨房用品一样普通点可以吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265129"}
{"text": "皮卡丘热潮结束后会再次回来。", "question": "如何才能成为大魔王？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2740205"}
{"text": "口可口可！！！来个反面教材。我从小到大打了大概 32 针狂犬疫苗，你们随意感受！", "question": "狗缘好是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是你刚才吃大蒜了吧？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "有一天中午微信聊天，扯着晚上去哪吃饭。聊着聊着骂了我一句「笨 蛋」，注意这俩字中间隔了一个空格。顿时感觉不太对劲，根据我多年玩网游经验，女友一定是在玩某个把「笨蛋」设置为敏感词的游戏，而且跟我聊天说顺了嘴了。然后假装不动声色，晚上回家后趁女友去洗澡，拿了她的手机，登录了一个我看着很眼生的游戏（名字我就不说了，而且由于是绑定支付宝账号自动登录，不需要输入密码），上线不到 5 分钟，一个男号给我女友发来了一条信息：「老婆你来啦！」果断分了。", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友、老婆出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "籍贯：天津；爱好：回家。", "question": "你认为天津人除了听相声之外，普遍的、最大的爱好是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "北方人见到南方蟑螂", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "那是你的功夫吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6107840"}
{"text": "孩子玩过的人偶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrRWgK9zLyHD3YeibvoiaN1bk8jULKaiaDuIBB7rVUsfvpCGKO8wm8Ozy59g"}
{"text": "哎呀，我怎么花了3000日元就买了一只呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3591110"}
{"text": "这里是在葛饰区龟有公园前的派出所前的公园。", "question": "在动画标题后面加上三个字，让情况变得更复杂。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "1393546"}
{"text": "什么？你也是..回去就结婚？啥？你也是？", "question": null, "star": 1174, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt9f4yjbmlj613619w48m02"}
{"text": "这是左这是左这不是左吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIly1fl65fcpkz6j31kw0ovtao"}
{"text": "因为没有钱买烟，所以去吸烟室抽二手烟。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1191450"}
{"text": "哎呀，真糟糕！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2638879"}
{"text": "你们这帮大学生啊，说了多少遍！不要吃窝边草！不要吃窝边草！不要吃窝边草！实在要吃请带套！带套！带套！ 什么？你们不是那种关系？那你们是什么关系？母婴关系？一起静脉注射毒品的关系？要不要我报警？", "question": "朋友的室友隐瞒自己有乙肝，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "左：霍金\n右：爱因斯坦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibMl9NUKQKs092dIicTiam8tvQjSicoATdRMSu4JebRDonksxUa096aFnng"}
{"text": "听到敢死队向前一步」后其他人同时后退了一步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gun1jh9z2dj60ci0elq6t02"}
{"text": "吸烟室里有人放屁", "question": null, "star": 295, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyuppue7j5j60zy0zy78s02"}
{"text": "全页假钞", "question": "这本涂色书一发售就出现了问题，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5702369"}
{"text": "最后剩下的朋友是大象。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5441391"}
{"text": "等了你好久了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5461576"}
{"text": "十年前，我妈专门收了几箱我生日年份的红酒，说等我结婚那天喝。她说，这叫法国女儿红。前几年，我二十五六岁的时候，她把这批酒都卖掉了。我：？？？不是说好婚礼那天喝吗？？我妈：唉，谁让红酒只能存三十年。然后她又去收了几箱我生日年份的白酒，说等我结婚那天喝。她说，果然还是中国女儿红靠谱啊，老祖宗的智慧还是有道理的。", "question": "你妈觉得你嫁不出去而逼婚是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "根据风向决定路线。", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 377, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "叫机器猫也没用，你肯定记得这鼻子吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6969868"}
{"text": "男人最后的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjmQEFPr9e1UDEWibq2sfJrc2NVFk6eibSlKw6Wt06wFZwXpFdRrOAp0reF6sf07KlTuIyw7A47ojAw"}
{"text": "即使是一瞬间，也能非常开心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5967218"}
{"text": "要同时照顾老人和小孩的两难境地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJnByLLTCV18FkiaPSXCpwwkvpFV17eibnwJCvNIaDlQGumhdGMmyZk4xw"}
{"text": "因为优胜奖杯太大了没地方放，所以要去退货。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7256825"}
{"text": "检查是否有磁性。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003947"}
{"text": "真的不深耶！脚能踩到底", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwzcz4xxjwj30ci0eljut"}
{"text": "太有了。我居然把问题看成了“大胸有bug吗”，这就是本人大脑有bug的有力证据。", "question": "大脑有 bug 吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老子吃这么干净你告诉我过期了？？！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr60bey1j20u012mq7d"}
{"text": "先看看南明南宋洗洗眼睛？", "question": "不想细看近代史，觉得屈辱怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "讨厌吗？我的年轻讨厌吗？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2815666"}
{"text": "以后想点开她的头像看她朋友圈，要更加小心了啊", "question": "如何看待 6 月 17 日微信上线「拍一拍」功能，跟当年 QQ 的「抖一抖」有哪些区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脑袋被卡在天井里出不来了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423664"}
{"text": "这是快死去的卵细胞在做最后的挣扎。", "question": "为什么例假前后一周会有特别强烈的性冲动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别骑我的自行车了，我累了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7170719"}
{"text": "感应门没反应", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erld2njumuj209309ggn5"}
{"text": "怎么样人类？被鸟关在笼子里的感觉好受吗？", "question": null, "star": 421, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gva6g2c5bwj60xp18xwla02"}
{"text": "当年我爸妈结婚，没有买婚戒，买了一台小霸王……你们感受一下。", "question": "父母也喜欢打游戏是个什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同学问我番号时同学问我数学题时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6Jaq7hqqLN3bFiaj8Mu370r6yKLUgsicrPJjKuV6RvPSicc6SCFcDaGY0w"}
{"text": "主人看到了咕咕酱吗？我们虽然种族不同，可羁绊却很.咕咕酱？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3b4lqggtsj30ci0elmyj"}
{"text": "小夫视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gywzz7onstj30ci0eln0h"}
{"text": "啊，不好意思，你就算模仿兽耳也不可爱的啦。因为是二次元限定的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4608045"}
{"text": "TMD你看个圣诞制服都流鼻血？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuOC8NXbWeMEvpwfibj6OeZxN8nFeEKrrpYH7xpBzFfRZtjPK7JNX2GQalGZrcSwD1syat26S51ew"}
{"text": "天上“唰”来个闪闪发光圆盘状不明材料外壳但一看就科技高到要命的飞行物，晃晃悠悠悬浮在你面前，又“唰”一下扔个网子把你罩住了，你服吗？你不得拣块板砖给丫开了。。。", "question": "为什么 UFO 都是用光线抓人而不是用其他的工具？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让我们创造未来！我是野比的机器猫！", "question": "这种大雄我不喜欢。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6842918"}
{"text": "尿分叉患者站在转盘上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3TtyhsaTtHUNdgPqtSZkIHDLtic2xsXCAX8wEXHCCtZYCnaybibRbR38A"}
{"text": "吸粪车爆炸", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "说是去钓鱼，可离宠物医院的招牌越来越近了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvku9elcucj60ci0eln1702"}
{"text": "赤道：Earth's equator", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "148372"}
{"text": "偷袭机会来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy35aadid6j30ci0elgnz"}
{"text": "远程会议真爱粉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5668949"}
{"text": "高铁上有人吃方便面，可否把高铁取消了，貌似也说得通。", "question": "方便面是否应该禁止上高铁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "防止自己睡回笼觉……", "question": "到底为什么要叠被子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看老公手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g23mjpoq4qj20ly0tan1j"}
{"text": "有个专门给人家画墙画的朋友，他用投影仪把画打到墙面上然后照着画。比打格子方便多了。而且还可以直接用投影向客户展示效果，真是聪明的办法。", "question": "有哪些画画很好用但不常见的工具？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他说今天不能打篮球，但我看见他踢足球了，是Katsuo。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6608054"}
{"text": "如果美女嫁了富豪，这女的就是贪图钱财。如果美女嫁了官员，这女的就是爱慕权力。如果美女嫁了学者，这女的就是沽名钓誉。如果美女嫁了自己之外的屌丝，这女的真特么瞎了眼了。", "question": "刘强东和奶茶在一起你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找准穴位，进行狙击。", "question": "考虑健康的刺客", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7060839"}
{"text": "学校食堂阿姨视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eyrc968e3jj208z07rjso"}
{"text": "叠罗汉上层的人请假了", "question": null, "star": 355, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnx7y8iagvj611q146n5502"}
{"text": "临近生产还纵火！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7180098"}
{"text": "自拍神器的神级磨皮效果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv3idwkkzj20ak091t9y"}
{"text": "星期一，「欧洲的路都特窄，咱们搞个两厢小型车，进军欧洲市场。」星期二，「美国人都喜欢皮卡，要兼顾美国市场，咱们车后面也要有个货斗。」星期三，「非洲黑叔叔的皮卡上有机关枪……」星期四，「毛子的车上能装火箭炮……」星期五，一辆两厢小汽车，后面挂着个拖拉机货斗，货斗上架着一挺机枪，还放了半麻袋手榴弹，出现在眼前。试驾一下，慢，吵，颠，路况不好的时候，还容易自爆。老板对质量不是很满意，研发委屈，旧的功能没做好，又有新需求进来，目标总是在变，旧设计和新需求绑在一起，计划赶不上变化，就这能这样了。「要敏捷呀，要迭代呀」，老板语重心长地说。神奇的是，居然真有人来买这车，还给反馈。「很喜欢你们货斗的悬臂式设计，但我们的货多，希望下一代产品能多挂几个货斗。」研发：OK, consider it done.多货斗版本上市后，车开的更慢了，儿童乐园给了反馈，「既然开这么慢，不妨把汽车改成敞篷的，在货斗里放长椅，可以当做景观小火车。」研发：OK, consider it done.景观小火车上市后，反应良好，车迷给了反馈，「既然是敞篷的，何不把方向盘卸了，装上哈雷摩托的高把手，出门更拉风。」研发：OK, consider it done.哈雷拉风版上市后，收到了农民伯伯的反馈，「你们的车很好，有手扶拖拉机的范，就是没烟囱，不喷烟，少了点 feel 」研发：OK, consider it done.烟囱装好，刚出门，被警察叔叔拦下来，火车不许上马路。春节，研发回到家，亲戚问，你是搞什么的？想起那张牙舞爪的车头，和一节节的嶙峋的货斗，研发说，搞 bug 的。", "question": "程序出现 bug 是必然出现的情况还是程序猿水平有限导致的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那里，别叫阿姨。", "question": null, "star": 74, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861461"}
{"text": "果然只有那个才能看得见。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411405"}
{"text": "为省钱自己贴的手机膜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qcc3Uy6sbQJVlSarkFZLGsibiaUdjBa7QXw9BAYELVknfQkR5WyGzBaG0X11dzAYB3YxicdsZCsUmFQ"}
{"text": "这个球漏电，是皮卡丘；这个球烫手，是小火龙；这个球漏水，是杰尼龟；这个球啥也没有，哦妙蛙种子就决定是你了！", "question": "神奇宝贝球是怎么分清属于哪只的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前同事，被骗到传销，按流程要给你讲课（洗脑）。此君知道上当但无法脱身，于是用数学公式当场演算，说明如投入 5 万将来收获千万，需要多少人，这个盘子会多大，以证明其不可能。遂当天就被告知不适合这个投资项目让他回家了。", "question": "你在生活中用过最高端的数学知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不想活了，干脆从这里纵身一跃吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDIT4NTtt2NvlbicRfQibYcFwX5bhxX2MiaplMJm1Pz8TdsicXh3gX0HpQAhKA"}
{"text": "误春手办两天后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcB6Ab1LfwQV1zfc1ibMnGzPg5MticK4UNoTVH0OQ1k8G40W70H8FYZGawQ"}
{"text": "听说唱音乐的姥爷怎么都想不明白", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3mxUXPaXkqxmvrbaSmkQ0NwAOnMqRZXVXibpWCiak0UQOvh8IibPDPqElA"}
{"text": "对学生很严厉的老师。", "question": "自己夸自己可不行！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386988"}
{"text": "怪兽用心灵感应对我说：“还有一分钟二十秒。”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6826884"}
{"text": "忘记擦爽肤水了，快舔一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTr4TG3snf7PBW2NZEKOFQeHBoiaCQGZfI2wdbvT5tMmYQD9b5SFopMFw"}
{"text": "你打不死我不信再开一枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egjvjyelakj20ax09vgml"}
{"text": "眼镜起雾什么都看不到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcrf8812iij30ci0el41s"}
{"text": "孙子孙女的过错导致无法避免的地狱交响曲。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7152204"}
{"text": "贞子迟到了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6517628"}
{"text": "意外又兴奋", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5896972"}
{"text": "纸样来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375492"}
{"text": "大雄：如果爷爷打我，我的手臂就会断掉。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3483087"}
{"text": "他是想把后面对着牛牛", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "其实这是一张gif图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdAKcHicfwNjuPa0S3o3CMuXsv6qhOka76ulHzwdjsHLCRhDNED4YmoLg"}
{"text": "对不起，我有事情要做，得先走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2300197"}
{"text": "这是谁的小号？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehzwd6fmotj209n09dt9j"}
{"text": "新的SMile（微笑）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368235"}
{"text": "你有口香糖吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWreAibfgIic6zoZgNH0MTEiaYdG7bfoOy90eV3yxHQOeCWP7ByB9tELBdDBg"}
{"text": "评价我的朋友消失了……", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "打羽毛球的话滚出去打", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibfXUb8LkMuexTYLXmL25hl1WChdGMbdPexqV4VQznFp800jkljEtwmQ"}
{"text": "因为你老了。我年轻的时候看女同学，总觉得这不完美，那不好看的。老了之后看见背书包的小姑娘，只要不特别胖，不特别黑，都感觉很好看。大概是年轻真好吧。", "question": "为什么在中国 90 后男生好看的比例特别高?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "像旧冰箱一样嗡嗡作响！", "question": "这样的多啦A梦是绝对回不到未来的。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2836439"}
{"text": "他去世的最后一个愿望就是想看内裤。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r07e2hNqGnoGdEAgicObQUHrj4Sx9GHJxoUpKmPtufNdmmQ0YPvbeDRkw"}
{"text": "电影的故事是假的。什么时候说呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7257085"}
{"text": "不对！跟我哥哥想的鬼化不一样！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5656454"}
{"text": "跳水运动员中途饿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJ5Vx8zITcAB2AWpoRlnJQicD9EPNHFD7aIsjPBMyxgCpcsSH82k0G99A"}
{"text": "头被削平的父亲：要耍剑给我特么出去耍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrNWgQsdiclhicPOyRWuVuprbe4Vrv8WzYgjSiblvSibAxhONqrdg0kq0QpQ"}
{"text": "就多买了一些东西而已，竟然还能得到多余的筷子。", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "便秘大赛中出现了连续64天没有大便还面不改色的黑马选手！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "这是我适合的无线耳机。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196601"}
{"text": "拆掉座椅，被交警罚了200，但是一切都是值得的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8HVHKcgH2etyMA0QUnywO4TS0WsMX8CD9AiaBMxIeslj948ribQsmNB3w"}
{"text": "她说请销等，结果老子等了三千年", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvzb0xvp5mj20yi15knig"}
{"text": "活到老，想到老，感到人生无望。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6776665"}
{"text": "这是啥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "大哥大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWRXlmIfQUrQ1mVeqJHlgfm9tU7KHnFtaiaw0kiaB7J2icibk34LyJ05t7Pg"}
{"text": "急支糖浆还我！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "搬家了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7099722"}
{"text": "每首歌后都会有接收费用支付的催促字幕显示。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "可以调低一下椅背吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicZCCUWWu5vkS0Ze8fNl0cdhiceGJtcJN8HPEhx2Ab0wrEery4FwvWoiaw"}
{"text": "沙织小姐，别这样！改成40分钟的课程只会让你后悔。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446288"}
{"text": "对那游泳池的向往破灭了。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "2874378"}
{"text": "在起跑门起立但未发车，比赛取消。注：比赛排名已确定为3-6-4。", "question": "马儿竞走，仿佛在说米洛、米洛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5707592"}
{"text": "麻生：已经坦白了吗？ 安倍：现在更不可能了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3432175"}
{"text": "明天医保就过期了，不能浪费", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4Yr4picKeUicZdBLgqeia0XAxDqujLfosoQH6v8cHl0iacSM9TjXWSvbSSA"}
{"text": "丹尼尔在三千米预赛起跑的同时全力奔跑。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5240453"}
{"text": "给我钱！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7034951"}
{"text": "打倒龙猫了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsfkcdden3j30ci0eltib"}
{"text": "再打一把啊，我妈还没下班。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "但是呢，这句话经常被使用。", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "虽然他说失败了，但其实是没有失败的，因为他的粉丝已经超过2万人了。他笑着说：“再来找我吧。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6002760"}
{"text": "一个星期了下半身还是没画", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQgV1XjC07cVc8tBTR7s3CpE8rZgwqGJuwAU8Kfyt0wbegEJmb995cwg"}
{"text": "由于加班，我回家晚了。奇怪的是，这个谎话似乎没有骗过我妻子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6879707"}
{"text": "听说总统感染新冠白宫引进了新款座车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kztgZrgxnn92B0eU5useiaRr9tLGu6p9ooqkAO1DXO3tF4Hl2Dvx6DOQ"}
{"text": "神秘客拒绝眼镜的时候，像极了自己过年收压岁钱的样子", "question": "你从哪个细节发现《蜘蛛侠：英雄远征》中谁是反派？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我只是稍微摔了一跤，想问一下路。", "question": null, "star": 47, "type": "I2T", "image": "7053609"}
{"text": "《银魂》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1fybttcmtslj30p00p0wg1"}
{"text": "这是假面骑士送到暴走者超级秘密基地的礼物。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "6806006"}
{"text": "不，丢的人自己去捡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mF3Ct9rIU97nzvhYFJlJbpKIcxq85HKntdH5Q87bskvRmtNajfMwmnA"}
{"text": "生发和盆栽技术看来还真不一样啊老哥", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnjlz43t1dj20hr0g2qbp"}
{"text": "您还记得超时空要塞Macross吗？", "question": "给名作动画加上三个字变成迷作动画。", "star": 164, "type": "T2T", "image": "2707370"}
{"text": "站在前面让座位给我的女士，我看到了她的胸部。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "331695"}
{"text": "还是我最会装模特，开玩笑啦ww开玩笑啦www呵呵呵ww……我要去参加相亲怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6716381"}
{"text": "我的工作是整理足球场的草皮。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6180038"}
{"text": "改为不起诉。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "被追尾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqediasHibic78EH25JyGibv91oD4Jn4P7lrIuWaZXZaP0QxYtlhmibYgRT4Q"}
{"text": "闻一闻。", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "洗头小哥包好毛巾去叫Tony老师之后一去不返", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9QWMyAibeaIq4ogbNnFUk4xsicCyp9dVQ1k01yoeA8zHGicUNDiceZ2vWaw"}
{"text": "我母鸡啊", "question": "如果母鸡有思想，它会想些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我明明是冲着绝对安全不会出事故的车才买的，结果只是轮胎没气而已啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360646"}
{"text": "黑石碑的原型是圣经旧约中摩西拿回的刻有十诫的石板，在西方社会有宗教情结形成的历史文化背景。这个剧情安排相当于印度宇宙飞船发现太阳系位于须弥山的脚下。", "question": "为什么“看着一点也不科学”的黑石碑成为了科幻片的镇派神碑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给你揉揉肩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibog7vnLzia1zLicNCHH95JZ3ibqibTicclwbILZM3ibcgw9owhYicXVBFbR5dg"}
{"text": "你妈第三次叫你起床时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sT5m3L9mEaevsk4DXwibugEiacCUdgCtPW9Y902MMlxkuA2TXbEq9p4tYg"}
{"text": "本土角色的兼职工作。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7234920"}
{"text": "原来流行微信打飞机的时候，一个哥们手机卡顿得要死，没想到却是长期霸占头名位置，原因竟然是这货手机太卡了，所有场景都极其缓慢，子弹都是以慢速运动，他可以轻松躲过，就和开挂一样。本来我是头名的，加了这货以后就千年老二了。", "question": "手机卡顿是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫师傅，鹤型拳上完了，下节课该你上了", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "兴高采烈地观看。", "question": "十年前的声音现在听不见了。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "7372219"}
{"text": "请任意选择一年，并写出该年的航母总数。1800年，航母总数0 。", "question": "有哪些考试中的抖机灵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "长万里", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6152886"}
{"text": "哎呀！是警察啊！", "question": null, "star": 3073, "type": "I2T", "image": "1679964"}
{"text": "刚拿走最后一片厕纸的我看到有人捂着肚子急吼吼冲进了厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3hWibPllBjrkJlsmXdqlU9sgeKAU7oavko8CQu7YFQGgMyibu4IgLdwzA"}
{"text": "那个是翅根，谢谢", "question": "在麦当劳点一对鸡翅，为什么得到的是一个鸡腿和鸡翅？这算不算欺骗消费者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "答对问题会有米粒作为奖励。", "question": "在战国武将担任职务时常见的情况。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7301692"}
{"text": "夫妻：我们想实现做爸爸妈妈的愿望。医生：爸爸妈妈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5m8rH7mZqNhWptcbM9AItZCXD619NcyBQSQ0Kc2icOib7JPNBcwLyB30Q"}
{"text": "电梯软件设计。有一次接到一个电话，「喂，赵工哈？我们这里有块电路板不小心烧了，您看看改改软件能给改好不？」？？？", "question": "身为程序员碰到最奇葩的需求是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咦？粑粑在用我的饭碗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm15c97o5j20fs0egai2"}
{"text": "昨天好不容易写好的关于星星的段子被删了。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "还是不能打败胖虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KbVOe8MLXkTvGRZwongCW5QMTL21LtuUuoJJgpTWQ7ZCwq9un1F7NYw"}
{"text": "第一届无限制街头格斗大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkEhkT8gIdxd2KbSbfV4OZjXLrXiaEB96dJBYeYibGxicoaoh7TnUjl6qhQ"}
{"text": "我，你是理发师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElwBETTdbKWAqJ5tpjolGooyZaHOBdW0P0B7ZcOfLj9pic1IDXs50pS6w"}
{"text": "当你在游戏里点了快速传送后，你的角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3y6IwP32RfmJlr7LR4nL3cibDNsK4QkFLKpibF0jknJlRzfGY9MqS1Q3w"}
{"text": "哇，大雄！我第一次用左手和右脚触摸到了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361249"}
{"text": "马里奥，刚刚得到消息玩家又投币了，怎么办，还能继续上吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QNuNmG2BicBIVtI6PbRkPG8BqOVtMf8Cib7C2aFELk14NPBcSOZJ6aeVjrpOBBzaRSrC8picaR1ZWbw"}
{"text": "无所谓了，历史会记载我的名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0k3COIPTCrLA3chLR2T8ZXZQI7I0bU8rfFGHG5XPk121vIapCF7Txpg"}
{"text": "能看到1秒后的未来。", "question": "味道太重的特异功能。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4913030"}
{"text": "那条打我的咸鱼有这~~么~大~！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "饭做好了！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3399611"}
{"text": "第二个月", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibhgVVxExVNqhtibb7x8hrqpyPhzU4Za6mm0ibiauWo5tZRLLXccI98qMKA"}
{"text": "呀！猪肉粒儿！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480706"}
{"text": "牛顿......从小到大的物理课代表。", "question": "给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "写一个热乎的，刚发生的：自己手机没电了，拿同事老张的安卓机调试，很简单的获取用户微信昵称，结果死活获取不到，一直显示为 null。应该是跨平台问题，因为之前在自己 iPhone 上是没有 bug 的，拼命看 api 文档，但是都没提到这方面。急死我了。———8.21 更新———刚刚老张告诉我他的昵称就是 null。", "question": "你碰到过的最难调的 Bug 是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老板你这称有问题啊。（缺斤少两）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "谢谢你，奥特曼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ncae1f67j30ci0eljuk"}
{"text": "船只失事漂流到无人岛三年后，我放弃了，开始享受生活。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353119"}
{"text": "我要去参加战争了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5106156"}
{"text": "去年，微信支付第一次走进了我们学校食堂。于是有一次，我踢完球去超市买水，买了一瓶饮料，老板说四块，再拿个其他东西吧，凑个 5 块就不找了。于是我拿了一包纸，然后扫码就走了。回寝室的路上越来越感觉不对劲，你个小猪佩奇，你用的微信支付，不存在找不找零的问题！", "question": "你花钱时做过哪些骚操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他去哪儿了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162725"}
{"text": "等一下，我现在开始锻炼成肌肉男，然后去帮助你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGdQAHibgfycjEqIXicia4VQCbaesib1icq4W02LLlHoALJMUSwJcpDGibNpmA"}
{"text": "我问：“下个问题，你会回答'不对'”，这句话对吗？我会不会立即暴毙？  ", "question": "假如不管问什么问题都会得到正确答案，代价是失去二十年的寿命，你会问什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让每个提建议的人提交可行性分析报告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG02iaicIvfIGFibPsgYOJLEticw1HJKTPZ9mMbia8fHeU6MuZJ3GRbo5UM8tg"}
{"text": "跟他说，“我看你手机了”", "question": "怎么判断一个人是沉睡还是装睡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "献出心脏吧波妞！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h22etja9elj30ci0elgpr"}
{"text": "发现由字格练习本里夹着奇怪的手办", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHYBjI0oYEMOic4caXpemZFWeJ1TNCXhZCaAdPn1r3xBsB30BTuE72z7A"}
{"text": "明天你一定会找到办法的。", "question": "如果明天你崩塌了，我依然爱你。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619238"}
{"text": "哇的一声欢呼在中途变成了失望的叹息，拉花艺术。", "question": null, "star": 246, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906311"}
{"text": "被YouTuber拿浑身的料来开玩笑。", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "狗男女都吓了一跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxneriaPcGc3Sz0ntUiaO9v3Nm23uMlyQBVNkOuLV81gYPicJCeXMDtb4YiaQQg"}
{"text": "就这样上去，然后站一分钟。完了过后说「我刚才表演的叫做《尴尬》，我是一个没有才艺的人，从小就内向，不敢上台，今天在这么多人面前，感到很尴尬，我将这份尴尬分享给大家，相信很多人都会有过这种尴尬的时刻，但我很开心，因为我至少在台上站了一分钟，没有尿出来。与经历过，将经历这份尴尬的诸位共勉，谢谢大家。我爱你们。」飞吻。", "question": "联欢会上临时被要求表演节目，但是才艺特长全无，怎么化解尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前辈！汽水买来了哦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwi3bkigv9j30ci0elgpj"}
{"text": "亚美酱，那只狗怎么了？为什么连只狗都跟着来，真是痒死人了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6601979"}
{"text": "因为确保了销售渠道。", "question": "为什么政治家要试图限制黄色漫画呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4087069"}
{"text": "打火机火特别猛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ga46qhtfquj20v70u00x4"}
{"text": "我看到各种各样的连衣裙，觉得很时尚。", "question": "写一篇关于没读过的漫画的感受。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5473751"}
{"text": "退休金发放日/3天后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3rbxaayoyj30ci0el421"}
{"text": "打倒boss后居然只掉落一个空本子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7zasicL4C7H5icLMORdCvaC6SoBbW5Gdd95A8j5jUB6uOWFlfF4450pTA"}
{"text": "骗老师说写了但是没带，结果老师真要跟我回家看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcJGwvo1RDdRVov1ee0APicF2L6jUq7LDyqNMFNcksKZOZjV9WYbXv7ag"}
{"text": "首相手劲真大，握个手把对方打疫苗的针口崩裂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQb3BZEicIpcF2tD8r9RSQkfGmDw46pyHcTUJrOr0P5TfD3heMNgS8VPw"}
{"text": "在动物园里写着【请勿投喂食物】，所以我先把香蕉种到笼子里，然后被园长用还很硬的香蕉狠狠打了一顿。", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "1545024"}
{"text": "我投票Rajesh（拉杰）和他的母约克郡犬小桂子（Cinnamon）！！！", "question": "生活大爆炸中哪一对情侣最恩爱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赛博朋克", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375035"}
{"text": "连接巴西与日本的密道", "question": null, "star": 720, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk54akh02bj61141b4dpe02"}
{"text": "快让开，我老婆要生了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibsZMAibY51yt6dcengG2g1tZwDdleZ0Xvz85brl27O7CaH2xecujBFnQ"}
{"text": "当时学姐姨妈痛，在地上滚的死去活来。我们几个人刚好过去找她蹭饭，被眼前一幕吓到了。满脸都是汗，一张脸惨白，估计是疼的。看着快晕过去了。学妹学弟正要打急救电话。学姐一直喊着：「千万别叫救护车！」都快跪下来求我们了……", "question": "在美国千万别做什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀哎呀！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1403385"}
{"text": "为什么从刚才开始就一直播放邦乔维的It's my life呢？", "question": null, "star": 106, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041877"}
{"text": "午睡如佛。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085460"}
{"text": "机长在起飞的时候说了一个笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VjweRzgmSX5m1oVkaVE62prulw2cnMwGDm4Vks3vPvZibnzHAYbaj7yg"}
{"text": "想玩国王游戏结果发现大家都是国王", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3xxMbDLOjrNt37emeB57nJYtzFWN3WrWX6kricS4ECMAXJgIORcgf4vg"}
{"text": "没办法，拿去给鲤鱼喂食吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfH6lP6z5Ou9I0JhQRfXcTiccr3xWG4NMwvib5tia4ia78vyufbiajWf41wWNw"}
{"text": "炙手可热", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElwM3Vb20aACwykHNPfj2xOq4fYD64Mj46TnSF61lWenAvkBT3rX4ibHg"}
{"text": "我肚子饿了，想吃方便面什么的。", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "作为一个女人，还要付赔偿金吗？", "question": "我感到无知是可怕的。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6849580"}
{"text": "就你tm把沙发填充物换成不锈钢的啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKUfd8QaD5KzkI2VOk2cRaOCcO2iaKdMdQRPYvuTibpBPXRpMoU4qz2lfQ"}
{"text": "想上厕所", "question": "十分钟前复活了什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5560972"}
{"text": "我跟我姐夫关系很好，平时都把他当大哥。有一次他给我发短信说：「你来时如果我还没到家，你就先跟你嫂子聊会儿。」", "question": "发生在你身上和你身边最有趣的糗事有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "波哥哥，这是从哪里拿来的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070711"}
{"text": "以前所在公司做激光雕刻软件，客户对雕刻速度有要求，于是乎大神把显示在客户端的所需时间乘上 4/5。后来软件交给我维护，重写了界面，新版本到了客户手里雕刻速度变慢了，无论怎么优化雕刻算法，都不能达到原来的雕刻速度。后来忘记是怎么看到那个 * 4/5 了，真是买了表的", "question": "你在公司项目里面看到过哪些让你很生气的代码？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你妈喊你全名的时候", "question": "杀气是一种什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "在2019年也要多多捐款啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4087842"}
{"text": "我从来没有好好看过一次春晚", "question": "段子手的一天是如何度过的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别浪费，给老公戴吧。", "question": "孩子的定位手表遭幼儿园老师抵制，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有在玩Switch的时候才会开吸尘器。", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "如果小魔王能学六年，中魔王能学三年，高魔王也能学三年并顺利毕业的话。", "question": "如何才能成为大魔王？", "star": 7453, "type": "T2T", "image": "2740205"}
{"text": "谢谢主人这段时间以来的细心照顾，这是我们做的一点心意，不要惊讶，快吃吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TaCgsa7VfbEp5vf8411Z6hon9RHOjMIxGysOZYFhnN6RD5KPvNwknnQ"}
{"text": "如何才能在上课的时候把兜里的食物瞬移到嘴里！！！", "question": "吃货们都幻想过什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为比起老鼠，羊肉更美味。", "question": "为什么比起汤姆吃了杰瑞，更多人希望灰太狼吃了喜羊羊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我与吉田沙保里战斗，以死亡结束。", "question": "他说他差点儿因此丧命。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6054594"}
{"text": "别担心一我生命线很长一这次应该没事儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecti885xt9j20bg0cg40e"}
{"text": "看到牙医用的钻头时的表情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357541"}
{"text": "印度电影大结局", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6Oug0QePib8Z7ZFbaLWh6Xf1J7Pdib6yd6MkeTThdWTdLicicBzfuj8DSxBg"}
{"text": "我成了海贼王！", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "我父母觉得结婚生子就一定能获得幸福，我该怎么劝说他们？", "question": "儿子认为不结婚、不买房就可以避免人生大部分的烦恼，我该怎样劝说他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢谢你圣诞老人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gduhu0pt3aj20zb13xq8a"}
{"text": "不然和导演看到色彩不一样啊，我很认真的啊。", "question": "看王家卫的电影是否需要戴墨镜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扑通一声掉进尴尬的场景。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522404"}
{"text": "从今以后在居酒屋就不需要装年龄了！", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 2205, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "熬夜累得双眼通红也要坚持在群里开车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bibQmCztObxJvfrsaNHyW9Qz8HEN2Fib1UjWxEWRN6PpR5KdPjXwq6IsA"}
{"text": "这是什么？章鱼？墨鱼？还是海螺？对方在想的时候我就逃跑的怪人类型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3963186"}
{"text": "本以为是iPhone，却发现只是个纸巾盒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9eJ4Lzkt2okwKibMUZ4nu1bJhRr4cvLGvIdpGxsehwQDqYd1agYytbLQ"}
{"text": "请收下我的膝盖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6orw1oj207r0b9768"}
{"text": "笑嘻嘻", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1434924"}
{"text": "都认识口袋妖怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtv70x9swcj30ci0elad5"}
{"text": "在东京迪斯尼的时候，登上某个设施前我：is it fast？工作人员：⊙ω⊙我：fast?工作人员：⊙ω⊙我：咻～～～工作人员（终于听明白了如释重负状）：no~no~(╯3╰)", "question": "大部分日本人的英语水平是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只提前了一秒签到成功的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrui5jr2qj20g60fb41f"}
{"text": "那不是无防备的战术，也不是模仿猴子的样子笑。别笑了，打他！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "124469"}
{"text": "在忘年会上，我对下属说今天要无理取闹哦的瞬间，他们就连续大喊收起你的面具吧！假面超人！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4792105"}
{"text": "名侦探柯南继续。", "question": "反过来，如果工藤新一以外的人变成了孩子，通常会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5984267"}
{"text": "狗走一步就会被棍子攻击。", "question": "请展现必杀技的样子。", "star": 1195, "type": "T2T", "image": "5141186"}
{"text": "税率每上涨一分，我就鼓起一分腮帮子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1752063"}
{"text": "盯着我，看我怎么极限省钱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5178369"}
{"text": "失主：诶，好像是我丢的钱包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TTwIRpQORaLERj7libHWgFfzFhInTjS5bfJf5BwZJd9PwOl2yibCleUibJ14tSjicME4BQKO9bU9r2ug"}
{"text": "那只能说明你喜欢的那个女生是辆破车，好车哪需要那么多备胎", "question": "喜欢的女生背后有七八个备胎，怎么破？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个女孩为什么要在车上啊？（生气）唉，如果是冤枉的就不好了。（流泪）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3061935"}
{"text": "公主糖果", "question": "孩子起的闪亮名字太可怜了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7122076"}
{"text": "但是配他还行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrXWzDfjQibocQWwic7qicUSiatg7CcOGwiaEbHZ3jLJfOuwz1Loiahvz7gmuw"}
{"text": "看成了挂科脸，心想这面相真够苦的……", "question": "如何看待挂科险？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "致汤姆。当你在读这封信的时候，我应该会在你背后吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicrYe9Peu5PnnANLqfNSlyiaDsGrYicEbjXd8KmwAge0OWlFaKbHAhDIFw"}
{"text": "不停歇！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6556215"}
{"text": "又泄露了！又泄露了！又泄露了！一切都会被揭露的~ ~ ~", "question": "蜡笔小新推荐的大马力摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7323673"}
{"text": "人生中最重要的日子有两天出生的那一天的那一天我胡言乱语却被你们当作格言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmYictDhzgyl1YO7htpxApUczmjlwriaZISOicFKu0VxquBnhib3lkhLO4s9wW2E1yUkWKqvENowVQnA"}
{"text": "十八岁以下未成年人禁止观看！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHu4S93PLO7kf7eafbZhGXJbdWY1wlicNZSHSHZeeRsSlstRRqAmuujmQ"}
{"text": "您想试喝一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "4810629"}
{"text": "我晕了。", "question": "怪物猎人和宝可梦合作的时候经常会有的槽点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1382247"}
{"text": "加班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ga5efavpb0j20e30i1js0"}
{"text": "我要睡觉", "question": "你为什么离开 4A 广告公司？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "档下夹话筒这招都用了观众怎么还不笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icbibyZ24ctHGWoUoUwUmOqpibfPTORw3eX0lHxDWmg2Goe2px4DOA6vOg"}
{"text": "种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜种菜", "question": "神舟十二号航天员将在空间站驻留三个月，他们会如何度过太空生活？你期待看到他们做些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "迎接秀头老公回家时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4gsm2g6ezj30ci0el0xl"}
{"text": "刚才还很元气哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb5jxfq691j30ci0el75a"}
{"text": "这本书的英文标题可能就是 Fantastic Beasts and How to Eat Them 。中文版标题：《舌尖上的神奇动物》。", "question": "如果《神奇动物在哪里》的故事背景在中国，会有哪些有意思的事情发生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦哦，你以为我是你这边的狗吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1372207"}
{"text": "麻烦帮我把萝卜换到下面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYII92FyDqR6NMaYicrQ4MerMmOrL6oRK7rOoOFOdVTylnmpAXdjgN3uQ"}
{"text": "女生觉得没衣服穿，是没新衣服穿男生觉得没衣服穿，是没干净衣服穿", "question": "为什么女生总是感觉衣服不够穿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "工作", "question": "虽然我喜欢吃苦的东西，但是你有什么推荐吗？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2561275"}
{"text": "抓住他的胳膊，抓稳了，不然谁知道他要摸哪里!", "question": "接吻的时候女生的手在干什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以一己之力拉低平均分让大家都及格了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ughzu6t7j30ci0el78g"}
{"text": "有1 ！！！(//̀Д/́/)(//̀Д/́/)", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "猫说：“别理我，不会有像宫崎骏动画那样的展开。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854843"}
{"text": "会记仇。之前到了换毛的时候就拿吸尘器（还是很老的哪种，噪音很大）吸她身上的毛，来减少掉在家里的。但是可能因为声音很大挺吓人的，每次都是追着到处跑着吸。平时不用的时候就把吸尘器收在床下，每次我家猫（在我的注视之下）路过的时候，都会躲得远远的，从不靠近。直到有一天，在睡午觉，听见床底下丁丁当当的。探头发现她正在背着我暴打吸尘器。用力之大，声音之响，让人难忘。", "question": "猫记仇吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老大听我说，我昨天卧底到花斑猫那边听说他们有个大计划……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "特价鸡蛋每家限购一盒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4xaaw455hj30ci0elq4c"}
{"text": "虽然初次见面，但她的声音我非常熟悉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6283254"}
{"text": "洗衣粉倒太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OrJgQ005R9tCjVH1JrAtesmkMopIrQ6xqE2dFDXzjvc0iaCHNXxgmPVQ"}
{"text": "文章现在的状态，一边劈腿，一边忏悔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eez7ap03ayj209e0bodgl"}
{"text": "对猫过敏的丈夫的小报复。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2819622"}
{"text": "到底是谁把我头发剃了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "眼神交汇的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3650965"}
{"text": "我讲了一个笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9Ls4Rny7rDibpIoibaAacWNt7T2fwjrpg05w1z4IVicqicY44bfKs3kaicSw"}
{"text": "我没有朋友。", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "现在说无法操控已经晚了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2964393"}
{"text": "我们仍未知道那天所看见的黑人的名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gojaumym8oj30ci0eltf8"}
{"text": "白跑一趟，什么都没找到。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "改变一下！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3599740"}
{"text": "哦，你是我的制作人？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6868719"}
{"text": "过度反应", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1493986"}
{"text": "乌拉圭人的成人礼", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "还有没完成作业的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRgLK0kicPD1rpNQafz9aWqGZ1mUTpq6BPupdTDE2VdLLNxmzkypqtH1g"}
{"text": "口罩太小了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgoeu8qvcrj30ci0elgok"}
{"text": "主语缺失。你出问题了，为什么我要反思自己不够好？", "question": "如何看待「出问题以后不想着怎样变好却开喷」的观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电影结束时发现同学没找到的眼镜在自己兜里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWDrHRlukMyGib0qf2rDSsiaJa9NibkciavHgOyDUiaU5QIK9a4MxNI6dibm2Q"}
{"text": "安静地...并且确实地...消费税开始上涨了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3435407"}
{"text": "因为是真性霍乱菌，所以一碰到手就会身体排斥！", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "2940342"}
{"text": "这是真信长吗？", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "时尚撞色晾衣架", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "我抓住你们的尾巴了！颤抖着，别想睡着...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5816832"}
{"text": "修电视的最好方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDIT3WSyNnRTq1CEFGNB4cicF0icq0A8IM060LgllyHT6MNMoUugeJSJjmRw"}
{"text": "我是昨天被你救下的狗子今天来找你再救一次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heaw06do8hj30ci0eln2w"}
{"text": "我想脱掉玩偶装，但是领口的拉链被卡住了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3360122"}
{"text": "怎么样？烧得很旺吧？你的女朋友。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937182"}
{"text": "枪声！？刚刚是不是有两声枪响？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFLjLmQC83ic4j0LsH5qVO5ADwXIuBk0Ribnic4JKvuxdLYefIIocvueHeQ"}
{"text": "监考老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5gu0ibdfGuLUIsnw6de3A94CSicHkL1o11f0O6z4LXkBnDhTGGT7icgZfA"}
{"text": "杰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebclj0rl40j20aa08fwf5"}
{"text": "国王和皇后幸福的生活在一起~有一天皇后开始每夜给国王讲一个故事~每次都不讲结尾……国王开始越来越受不了请听下回分解~一千零一夜过后第一千个故事讲完~念在一日夫妻百日恩与之离婚~然后国王为了报复社会每天娶一女子天亮杀之~", "question": "名著倒写会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "专治各种不扶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHUXq1Is9Y6dBPGvcw7WSJUp67DDgXiaibwk88VZB44YjZEATrwqNqFFFA"}
{"text": "不建议…… 对方除了觉得你莫名其妙以外没有任何好处。", "question": "数学里有哪些可以示爱的图像？它们的函数方程又是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把子弹浪费掉。", "question": "那个标题太浪费了，删掉它吧。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "6090324"}
{"text": "好啦哥，我们都上了火车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibuIR4EjJZkDFIt6R8Law2NDyKibUV6N39VeLFTTyCE6oVla8A8TL3ygw"}
{"text": "嘴唇植皮的时候用了下体的皮肤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBfmsqllwL0CusTZLll3SUK9PiagqdwxmBZa30H3DEm9keEiceicl0tdmpg"}
{"text": "把枪收起来，你顶着我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXSefI7ehPep78hto6uF3c31tOFGL0fjibcrYyZXLcFh2vxGqV8ib3GIQA"}
{"text": "橡皮上插了铅笔芯在玩，结果被腐蚀出来了。", "question": null, "star": 363, "type": "I2T", "image": "6291397"}
{"text": "one piece!", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicXic9ia7nucQ1y2ZUu7IgPI3jYTUhlkM7jlElEEbVqOlJ5iaC7PoVpMhiadA"}
{"text": "高中时班里认了个妹妹，没发生什么，上课传传纸条，后来上了大学，也就断断续续地联系，某天她 QQ 传给我一个压缩包，打开全是那些纸条的照片，她告诉我，如果不照下来，那些纸条就要发霉烂掉了，我知道她喜欢我，所以不能走太近，对不起她了。 我问她为什么现在还留着那些纸条，她说她还有更值得珍藏的东西，是什么她却始终没有告诉我。 一年后的报纸上，我惊讶的发现自己的高中时的照片，出现在哈苏国际摄影奖的获奖作品展示中，我想起了她跟我说的那句话，也只有她会拍下那时的我，我的内心激起层层涟漪。 这张照片她竟然藏了这么久，这么多年，她到底经受了怎样的等待，她以为我不会发现那场只属于她的花开，我清楚记得高中时她所有的好，恍然大悟高中分别后，她每次不经意的嘘寒问暖是蓄谋已久的。心突然就融化了，我决定给她一个措手不及。 我拨通了她的电话，响了好久才接，她显然有些错愕我的来电，我明确告诉了她我发现了那张照片，「我知道是你，你喜欢我，我知道的。」 半个月后，她因为侵犯我的肖像权并且获利，赔偿我各项损失共计人民币 1234567 元，从此我跟高中时的校花过上了幸福的生活。", "question": "哪些瞬间触动了你的内心情景？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "应该没人发现我在摸鱼吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "看板上挂着般若的面具。", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "闻香识女人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib1fbMJOOR27QgkdEUw7niaAPx1K2lvMoIPicO8180Irg3sleny1fPX8Xw"}
{"text": "从仅半小时过去，boss火元素就死了，我就知道神秘客要反水了。 ", "question": "你从哪个细节发现《蜘蛛侠》的神秘客是反派？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "教育圈的改革竟然靠娱乐圈人事推动 (*￣m￣)", "question": "如何看待因考试违规，《天天向上》主持人高天鹤镜头被剪，后道歉称「感到羞愧，自责反省」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说好的看一张照片，你不要把整个相册都翻完。", "question": "哪些行为动作体现出必要的修养？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和你这样优秀的人一起生活，我真是太幸福了/哈哈~ 我可从没想过自己是这样的仆人...哈哈哈哈哈~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6905917"}
{"text": "你买了车就知道了。", "question": "为什么现在的人有钱了大多数要先买一辆车而不选择继续坐公交呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "评书？直播？「这一回，关羽关云长，坐骑着一匹⋯⋯小曹送的法拉利，谢谢小可爱⋯⋯关羽！手拿一把⋯⋯小曹送的小黄瓜，谢谢小曹⋯⋯关羽他灞桥挑袍，义薄云⋯⋯天啊！感谢小曹的礼物么么哒⋯⋯直奔黄河而去！欲知后事如何⋯⋯来，刷一波儿赞！」", "question": "如果让单田芳在直播平台直播说评书会不会火？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "印第安人不说谎，所以把谎言检测机收起来吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937102"}
{"text": "小学一年级眼中的六年级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6na1vqj20b50ac3z8"}
{"text": "#3E6B71", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFP7Qt7x2iaaCuTmAhb9VhBHYZNp7466WBW9rKqpxDvzzSIX8tqKcEPPw"}
{"text": "这是不管什么原因都可以办？的机构", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "精神正常", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "我说话从来不说第二遍的啊，从来不说第二遍。", "question": "领导哪句话让你觉得他是一傻逼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "国王说，发言前先做三分钟平板支撑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjdlcgfkv9BSN4jqYmJEOwnQetiafYBDBb9jRYZQsnFIib3PI7wa1uh5Hg"}
{"text": "去看看稻田的样子。", "question": "临死前说的一句话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351083"}
{"text": "老师，你看我都这样了，咱的作业能晚点交么？不行。医学生，卒。", "question": "医生接诊医学生是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "殿下！试毒完毕！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgbqsmqarbj30ci0elads"}
{"text": "据说，有的虐杀型连环杀手会偶尔回到现场，回味当初折磨受害人的经过。", "question": "拒绝了我的人偶尔来我空间看一看，是抱着什么样的心态来看？是想看看有没有交往的可能吗？还是我想太多了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那不是雪花屏，是把将要出现的马赛克提前集合起来。", "question": "HBO片头的雪花屏是不是已经过时了，为什么还在使用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最终会被遗忘。", "question": "石头上待不了三年，还是换地方比较好。", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "6658843"}
{"text": "以后你看到大街上有人拿着 iPhone 打架，别害怕，他们可能在用 iPhone Xs 打游戏。", "question": "苹果公司 2018 年 9 月 12 日举办的秋季发布会有哪些亮点和槽点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鼓吹暴力。你听她唱的什么？阿姨压抑哟，阿三弟阿三都阿三大哥带个刀。他们想去干嘛？阿姨压抑了就要让阿三一家子出去砍人吗？这不是教坏小孩子嘛？", "question": "龚琳娜《忐忑》的走红给乐坛带来了怎样的影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烤肉翻面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mIN1icT6OkIqafSPXZtjS6D37SpjQIwCtStm8gZ6sJUKibcaCAxV1voLg"}
{"text": "吃完100贯就免单吃完99贯后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhwzofa9pqj30ci0el42l"}
{"text": "每次收到东西都会问“这个多少钱？”", "question": "我不喜欢这样的鱼子酱。", "star": 88, "type": "T2T", "image": "3355817"}
{"text": "人家不是不愿意早起几分钟从容不迫的去上班，而是特么压根儿不愿意上班，你弄明白了这个道理，一切都通了。这是一种好死不如赖活着的心理感受。", "question": "为什么有的人上班不愿意早起几分钟，非要把自己的行程弄的那么匆忙?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用大拇指解锁了人脸识别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gld7sh3i57j30ci0elqau"}
{"text": "眼镜……眼镜儿……去哪儿了呀……", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3288200"}
{"text": "狗狗B发动了攻击！狗狗A选择了观望！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb91wxg8ynj30ci0el79k"}
{"text": "感觉和某些动画片里，小动物要开跑了，要拿后腿在地面捯饬两下再跑，是一个节奏。", "question": "为什么很多歌唱到Rap前要「啊啊」两下？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？我们家没有油田吗？那么爸爸不是石油大亨吗？但是爸爸总是满身油污啊……是吗？分包工？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6118332"}
{"text": "去地狱吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6950590"}
{"text": "选手拼命想传达现在的时间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1681650"}
{"text": "那，那个，你们有人带纸了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSyoCUUXycbtgLiaGVFsDREoKKhnJicYklog39fz3miaEHHiajnVnwDibia3xtz7srLmupK2XSK2tmj2og"}
{"text": "在电梯里放屁的家伙，大概，不，绝对是这家伙！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348549"}
{"text": "我在西雅图这边读书，要上一门文学课我为了刷 GPA 就选了 Chinese lecture.Professor 是一个中文贼 6 的老外，然后有一天上课的时候她突然对我说「窗前明月光。」我当时一脸懵逼@.@，然后弱弱地回了一句：「疑……疑似地上霜？」然后她就对全班同学说（全班就我一个亚洲人）：「看到了吗，这就是中国诗歌的魅力，当你在中国你不知道怎么和一个人聊天而感到尴尬时，你只要说这句，他绝对会接下去，然后你们就可以没那么尴尬了。」可是我怎么感觉更尴尬。", "question": "外国人有哪些对中国的刻板印象会令中国人大吃一惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生，你再不给饭钱我们可要报警了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "满三万减五的优惠券太诱人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd511j0s29BzwSyFysak4FJvxq9LbQFYZaaIBXAcO2ydibmtLdLxGyuQIQ"}
{"text": "蚝油跟？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "那个硬币是我先看到的", "question": null, "star": 297, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glhhg0circj611b11bjwp02"}
{"text": "字写得太乱了，看不出是K还是X。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6469732"}
{"text": "蟑螂治理交给妈妈处理。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2641380"}
{"text": "方便给自拍P图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "“你们上次说恐龙是因为啥灭绝来着？”", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "床下的色情书的摆放位置变了。", "question": "至今仍不可思议。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263932"}
{"text": "等下一班末班车。", "question": "如果错过了末班车。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6155533"}
{"text": "原西：“这次是对方的错。” 浜田：“你得强硬点才行啊。喂，哥哥。” ジミー：“来呀，来呀！”", "question": "浅色的大猩猩和深色的大猩猩的会议记录。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388986"}
{"text": "朵笋娜", "question": "什么名字能够拯救朵这个姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男人要有点周一的气势。", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "E地板打蜡太多了啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJm1ezMYS7Djz1tiaT4TufKibzxFNv1cTvnVanw4sZic0icOVouIJ0kuXsqhQ"}
{"text": "欢迎回来。", "question": "最近很少听到的那个词。", "star": 1675, "type": "T2T", "image": "2058024"}
{"text": "孙说：“从这么小的时候就知道了。” 这话是傻还是装傻啊，不大好判断。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2626760"}
{"text": "共享座椅到点了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B86NXRcAqqee5ASChHdSiax6KEaZkCzsPibbcX3fvkWZrGtvbHTicjKsNOQ"}
{"text": "原辰德监督要辞职了。", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "这是摄影的开始吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6993105"}
{"text": "我去英国坐剑桥游船的时候，为我们撑船的英国小哥在小摇橹船中央放了一个 Tip Box（放小费的箱子） ，然后用歪歪扭扭但异常工整的中文补了三个大大的汉字：「提示框」。我想了好久。往那个精心制作的小纸盒里放了五十便士，没忍心告诉他真相。", "question": "有哪些让人忍俊不禁的翻译错误？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世界名画", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "三相交流电", "question": "“七窍玲珑心”，怎么对前句合适?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肚皮上画的脸超逼真", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbj2exErnXibYNWWFd0jlLUjl7CX26KUDY80z2Rn1ogz4ibaNgdwicyNT76Q"}
{"text": "从SFC开始，重新来过。", "question": "空姐在飞机上被搭讪后私下会想什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3345555"}
{"text": "只要有你，就能飞翔的蜜蜂俱乐部。", "question": "能告诉我一个看似存在但实际不存在的歌曲标题吗？", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "4428263"}
{"text": "听说这样做就能变成桥本环奈了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6069685"}
{"text": "怪兽一出现便立即投降", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCxjPY58hMYW6icA9iaqUCPFtq9yKjxm7gQ4GXXpKVPFbHCqeBMiaLc0l6Q"}
{"text": "下周左右，高田顺次好像要来你家。", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "你确定这个也要拿去当掉吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDDtiagvq1QNVQv193zNyhTcNUtnibnEPrZEgBc5sLvTTKwUPEHeDMboOw"}
{"text": "鼹鼠不出来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1829346"}
{"text": "无痛的剖腹产方法。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "你信不信我们把纸吃了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "可是刚刚来的抢劫犯让我不要动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0C1djGDWoia1aTiaqYA8TlicVxnRSMAHBgribSzSn6jZMtEUsUcaUuMYPuw"}
{"text": "紧急通知：马拉拉镇确认一名10多岁男性感染新冠病毒。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5009555"}
{"text": "聪明的海绵宝宝，粗心的小鸟，精明的章鱼哥，懒散的大叔。", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "幸亏突然推门进来的是爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq0pvgzoz6j20bj09ngni"}
{"text": "名人啊！", "question": "请表现出高级的打喷嚏声。", "star": 149, "type": "T2T", "image": "3124012"}
{"text": "大人们会索要年龄乘以万的压岁钱。", "question": "我讨厌这种敬老日。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3062396"}
{"text": "三十岁还是处男就会变成魔法师。", "question": "何种主题的科幻或童话故事会让你特别期待？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把猫送到哪里去？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1642038"}
{"text": "我就考了一次，二甲。我记得我题目特别好，“你的偶像”。本来对于一个女生来说这个简直就是打开话匣子的题目，结果我翻来覆去就是：他好帅，他超级帅的，我喜欢他好久了，我每天都有被他帅到，他真的真的好帅……三分钟就是各种花痴语气的他好帅…………所以这个告诉我们你只要有说，然后发音还可以内容丰富不丰富不重要……", "question": "普通话考试最后一题怎么熬过三分钟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拜登", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827907"}
{"text": "身高 收入 学历", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "冲野洋子害羞地低下头。", "question": "毛利小五郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857318"}
{"text": "难吃的味增涂的面包。", "question": "在名古屋，每天早上吃饭是很普遍的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5985123"}
{"text": "好不容易抢到了包，转头发现摩托车被人骑走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgyfwhHx5BR6ncH5oBCcuoP5ZN5cian6GhcKniaZDmYESoymUNESSFtuLYg"}
{"text": "只收到10块钱红包的翔太决定吸光地球上的空气让全人类室息而死", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdvhuskeb4j30ci0elgpl"}
{"text": "公交车不来。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "黑芝麻汤圆煮过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3tgvDicuKrol4IXaUoyVMO1mhJ5F1P2HFKn2H6Q1DJRrq2fUBW3YCDe82mPqLrChkf16WvkyTUdA"}
{"text": "送？只有我成了爆米花吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1oho9qqqhj30ci0eljvt"}
{"text": "尝试第一百次", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7065349"}
{"text": "说好今天会下雨的呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8uHicq1P5TaVmxnAtCTT1gEd6FAQlZmNZbzKSLhAQbgTsqkaQA0YWickQ"}
{"text": "舔盐巴结果全都撒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937627"}
{"text": "和老婆卖水果,感觉每天销量还凑合。月底盘算一下,发现老婆一个月消费了大概 10%的水果。关键她只拣新鲜的吃。", "question": "你的或你知道的创业项目是如何死掉的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "绝对不能放弃！", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "6527380"}
{"text": "能让人自动保持社交距离的神们工恤设计", "question": null, "star": 245, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5z6yzxlxj60yj1a1jy202"}
{"text": "画面右半边收视率暴涨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goybz4e8exj30ci0el43w"}
{"text": "专业碰瓷人员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQHdRSST2acBJkOmXoCXps1NLE5RHxxS3qclIWY7hE1MNtu7EkDPfluw"}
{"text": "波平“爸爸，小猫也要回到原来的身体吗？”小猫“果然爸爸的真正身体还是这个啊。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367154"}
{"text": "又看到别人家的小母狗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee4yrxcyzoj20aj0bdmy8"}
{"text": "我听说，长刀归介错人", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "在银行抢劫的时候，偷偷向可爱的婴儿挥手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKhjdGwhhh4lvXGubmNM40jsxClfzlK87IX9WTLDDjbQI9EicD6ibGvgRQ"}
{"text": "纯属虚构。「您的婚姻有 666 个新通知。」「您的婚姻需要更新。请问是否立刻更新？」比尔选择不更新。「请问您是选择不更新吗？点击确认将停止婚姻更新，您的婚姻由可信任的开发者比尔和梅琳达提供，确认吗？」比尔点击确认。「在 PC 睡眠期间已更新系统。您的婚姻已成为默认打开方式。您的婚姻只有更新之后才能继续使用。」比尔点击更新。「您的婚姻更新只有 PC 重启之后才能生效，请保存已有进度，选择立刻重启，或我们将在 120 秒钟后重启。」比尔点击重启。「您的文件同步阻止重启。」比尔说：「我要求关闭婚姻。」「Cortana 无法正常工作，请在设置声音下检查您的麦克风。」比尔点了鼠标：「从任务栏取消固定这段婚姻。」「从开始屏幕解除这段婚姻。」「删除这段婚姻的快捷键。」「关闭这段婚姻。」「这段婚姻没有响应。」打开任务管理器。「结束婚姻任务。」「关闭婚姻任务可能让您的 PC 有运行风险。」年轻时还有爱，一切都还能过得下去。聪明人是很懂得合理化一切的。软硬件问题再大，磨合着更新着，也能下去。到了某个年纪，什么都经历过了，也许会忽然觉得：没必要再重复这一切了。不想继续这样反复更新了。比尔点击，卸载婚姻。「您的婚姻卸载，只有更新最新版本之后才能执行，请问是否立刻更新？」", "question": "如何看待比尔·盖茨与梅琳达宣布离婚，结束 27 年婚姻？1300 亿美元会如何分？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "东大的傻瓜从西边爬上来了，然后又向东边沉下去了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2741282"}
{"text": "刑事案件", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5872882"}
{"text": "傻话全都说中了。", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "记忆消失。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "你谁呀？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7e8t3iw26j20wk12un2p"}
{"text": "原因就是你这人做事不用心，问这样的问题竟然不写补充说明！", "question": "同一时期进来的同事得到老板赏识而自己被边缘化是什么原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "安装监控摄像头。", "question": "在监控摄像头前面不能做的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6640683"}
{"text": "两连跳！没有比这更开心的事了。", "question": "把漫画、动画、游戏等中的两句话混在一起说，就说出一些荒唐的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772257"}
{"text": "摄影吧，毕竟太空站不是说建就建的。", "question": "HiFi和摄影哪个更烧钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【跟着那辆蓝色的车是吧？】【混蛋，是藏青】【是黄色】【明明是绿色】【妈的智障！你们把西暑绘摘］", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXjaM8M9iatxSmGHp70ypeFCuhV4qxIP04Gib4wicjvpEPRTdtyic5JYrl6RfNqNebGW3BooQn7VYjdw"}
{"text": "你家的加湿器好丑啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkhfh56j20bf09jjrx"}
{"text": "打算侵略地球，拟态成第一眼所见物种的外星人。", "question": null, "star": 342, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "被误认为是魔法阵召唤出来的。", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "2863179"}
{"text": "成功举报两名间谍。", "question": "怎么快速、合法地挣到一百万？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说有个在那根横梁上系绳子套住脖子的游戏正在流行。你爸爸试试怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5363332"}
{"text": "或可试下卸妆水", "question": "如何评价女子新买奔驰车多处变色，4S 店回应称：「或因化妆品抹到车内」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超过十颗星的时候", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 55, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "有影响的，大脑好像电脑的 CPU，头发太长了影响散热。", "question": "留长发会影响智商吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个东西我没法和你解释，毕竟我们只是一群沙雕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuujPZZtVibzTS40oXehjP8jJQtVFTMdUiblSNlGNX548rCEBWT2DDfFgPw"}
{"text": "人要是矫情起来说什么都像在说自己。", "question": "有些算命的为什么算得真的很准？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "少搭理他/她？", "question": "请问您能说得更具体一些吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6103963"}
{"text": "下集犯人提示", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnlyj4xxeqj30ci0elwgu"}
{"text": "跑啦！跑啦啦~跑跑跑啦！跑啦啦啦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1849267"}
{"text": "爹！你刚刚丢出去的那个是烟头不是鞭炮！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAPboibmcvmIiabsW9O0FVYxIx2o54dIXyEGZxyyLlBfOOwAJdTj6TY2UA"}
{"text": "断气之剑", "question": "请不要添加一个字破坏它。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7252220"}
{"text": "每当先生说“six”的时候，他都会一边偷笑一边看着我。", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "一边听悄悄话一边大声重复", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0KDpWKJ6JmXeW8YQ1CtLnlu71Vx9TcExVPF7lQBVIpuRA1dT9u5tPwg"}
{"text": "对别人随便给自己取名鲍勃而愤愤不平的鲍勃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdy4nsv815j30ci0elae8"}
{"text": "裤子的赠品卖得最好，所以要放在更显眼的位置。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4440616"}
{"text": "医生朋友寄来的贺卡实在看不懂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYHvvgjH2C6CIXkuSvC4gJLp2HZzfstuiby4Q0MWAZC5KAoEPqkwyBj5Q"}
{"text": "有很多人看你，但是没人追你", "question": "当女神是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊啊啊！体重秤！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h973xck6q7j30ci0elwio"}
{"text": "单身", "question": "谈恋爱的前兆是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第二关咋过呀", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "乔装跟踪女儿约会的爸爸太专业了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esk1ddekpnj208w0c50vg"}
{"text": "我在男子学校里第一次和女生接触时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388563"}
{"text": "要是没练习就赢得了比赛就好了。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315501"}
{"text": "和实验室的韩国人闲聊，问我是哪里的人，我说你肯定没有听说个这个城市，我来自合肥。他说我知道，我知道，张辽啊，三国重镇，他居然说出张辽威震逍遥津。", "question": "你什么时候感受到了东亚人的一体感?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拔河比赛既然赢不了就放开手让对方摔一跤吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEAu62e4NzIFss3puE8aaf3JgiaWsWGMBDiaL445z2SrDGbHfcQE0hH5MQ"}
{"text": "怎么可能有BUG??!!", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "明天早上三点叫醒我，我要去送报纸！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3700284"}
{"text": "音乐厅负责用激光笔射观众的人。", "question": "除了演奏类，还有哪些古典音乐方面的工作?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我和田中因为杉树花粉过敏吵了一架，所以我报复了他。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6143707"}
{"text": "去银行看看自己的鱼额", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7MiajcbCK5yhZj9krthEiarnGoRkibRtscd3PBsThfX5T0HXBdaYjhQEic2uKg"}
{"text": "没死，脚还有气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEbRzJNRkKQqVt6qV8z5vTVWG712mmpIZgOD0iaBVmLxzlXHk7amWLpSg"}
{"text": "逃跑途中自首成立。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3415106"}
{"text": "包括大大小小的会，在任何有两名听众以上场合，以领导之姿态发言时，总是喜欢采取「A+0.5A」说话方式的人。A 和 0.5A 之间，通常用叹词「啊」隔开，「啊」后面的 0.5A，是前面 A 句的后半句，主要作用强调，突出，凸显讲话内容的重要性，说用来装 B 也可以。举例而言，就类似于这么说话：今天把大家都叫到一起，开这个会，主要是向大家传达一下上级的最新通知。这个通知非常的重要，啊，非常的重要。他是知道今后五年我们工作的一条红线，啊，一条红线。是推动我们在新时期形式下实现快速发展实现的政策保障，啊，政策保障。咱们集团的各部门要深刻领会通知的精神，把我们的各项工作纳入到同治精神的指导框架当中，啊，框架当中。通过优化产业结构，因地制宜。真抓实干，加强考核。同志们，我可没有说玩笑话啊，这一次，我们一定狠抓落实，啊，狠抓落实，要让咱们集团在这通知的新学习精神指导下，有效带动本地区本部门工作，着力提升全省发展水平。下半年要坚持具体抓、抓具体，持之以恒地继续深化改革，啊，深化改革……", "question": "领导哪句话让你觉得他是个傻 X？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在回到宇宙之前再赚一把。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929525"}
{"text": "胖虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKzlmlY1brX9Fiau5I5EdnXamAbRw45lB3uEVrF4RteHpCMFbAsBNEEMN03ZI05JCY6rkqMlfmLnQ"}
{"text": "在旁边鼓掌叫好。我每次这样，他们俩就会联合起来收拾我。", "question": "我妈和我爸吵架，我根本帮不上忙，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用户打开 App 的时候给他 PUSH 一条消息，问卷：请问您现在的手机壳颜色是？然后主题颜色变成手机壳颜色。", "question": "如何看待产品经理要求实现「根据用户手机壳颜色变换 App 皮肤主题」功能而与程序员撕打起来的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生看了看尿袋说：今天喝水少了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TLNEPQDfpSjHSLmnjjZJO2HEQrj8J3Juhnib994YLDyGUib37Mz8ia89bg"}
{"text": "鬼的角度", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 528, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "步步高猫叫机，哪里不会点哪里", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "一想到GW结束就要开始工作，就感到压力山大。", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "我妈用小天才叫我回家了，咱们改天再玩吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3CiaWaY3GSGpRQZ1wOibu0VBJicRzAF8MPwTo9WMV9eIkAoYBicPBUiab0Sg"}
{"text": "说起来我哥哥有个朋友单身很久了，终于年前朋友介绍了个貌美如花的小姐姐。两个人谈的情投意合的，我哥的朋友就打算带回家，然后迎娶白富美走上人生巅峰。于是和家人说，某天要带女朋友给大家见见。家人高兴坏了，儿子终于要成家立业了，于是煮了一大桌的好菜，然后他领着女朋友进了家门，他爸妈脸都憋成猪肝色了，憋了半天憋了一句出来，儿子，这是咱远房的亲戚，是你姑姑。。。。。。", "question": "你遇到过哪些「说出来你可能不信」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星巴克有三种杯型：中杯，大杯，超大杯。", "question": "知乎很多问题提到「相貌中上」，到底相貌中上长什么样?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在眼镜店擅自给眼镜涂颜色后闯入打人。", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "1724851"}
{"text": "醒来时控制器握在手里，字典散落一地，像一艘停泊的船。", "question": "生活的琐事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5315258"}
{"text": "小心！他不是我们的队长是敌人假扮的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ql8m7X1IkzicMzpMnG9RjvvRyvgdG2f6cChf7bhOFwn5s0icUGFdWwgBH3fgyoB4oNyrQElyPTYzaA"}
{"text": "喝醉了在外面睡着了，醒来后发现钱包和手机都不见了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1403605"}
{"text": "他的眼光！ 评论区 @李智慧 ：也有可能是他那我不入地狱谁入地狱的悲天情怀吧", "question": "你最佩服你老公什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "丈夫被捉奸现场每周都带来高收视率。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364507"}
{"text": "妖精！既然被你看出我不是真童女，那就吃俺老孙一棒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7QPE5KhJvgibDyicDPu7ZrZ42HHcaw7cibJq4nmVthwRmazuCMVianLU5ZA"}
{"text": "电车进站的瞬间，被拟人化了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6485277"}
{"text": "没气了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6047717"}
{"text": "过来！我尿在这儿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h29b6981igj30ci0elq3t"}
{"text": "视力表放的太远了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WZmZAbJSBxv7yX2sCjicE3EY6a3slsvgDJUhzSeFLswUCjjibiaqZaPb3g"}
{"text": "监狱学校", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "南无阿弥陀佛！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615443"}
{"text": "闪电战！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7347326"}
{"text": "知识是无价的！“少废话，五毛一斤，不卖拉倒”收废品的如是说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvMDtV3h9kmDAXfG8TzeW7PjgupXXSKk54JjfKnzlOJQ1GFkkV360Cog"}
{"text": "abandon 到 zygote。", "question": "世界上最遥远的距离是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为走错路了，只有我一个人幸存下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7149657"}
{"text": "HP还剩3的火球术。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6128625"}
{"text": "我告诉了呀！她们说习惯了", "question": null, "star": 908, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggva99meklj211y1d37dq"}
{"text": "“如果我的祖国是一棵大树，我就是一片树叶，我摇啊摇，我夺快乐…”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "你跑来当面骂我真令人刮目相看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4vslrhnroj30ci0el419"}
{"text": "法海他是不懂爱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8pHcTyy0sR9OXSmRb6gcoErUPfmmNsRz4wO2hDux3gsaR07oXxhaqyg"}
{"text": "隔壁桌的头发掉进来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicYYKLOMlYnfKfzlbaex7HLnX7ytlKkiaXNBA5Lf3F4ofvnPAhML2ibLLA"}
{"text": "柯南来了玩。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4669432"}
{"text": "您要热便当吗？啾啾噗噗会变暖的哦~", "question": "这是什么牛肉奇幻料理？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3689408"}
{"text": "地球怀孕了  下个就是你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "隔壁国家的奥特曼", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3422844"}
{"text": "大厂员工素质就是高。像我这种大晚上还要加班，反复改的情况下发的测试消息经常是 fxxk 之类的。", "question": "如何看待微信 7 月 10 日凌晨向用户推送「hello test 3」等信息？是什么原因导致的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的好的晋酱。今天是麦当劳的双层芝士汉堡L套餐呢。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4292732"}
{"text": "当年你也是这样踩我的氧气管的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSDwMnU3yL1Yz7iaFGI1DVrD1yHyc08T6Wh4OnyXRMZbqxxJricOrzAwZA"}
{"text": "但是那不就是沙漠的干燥吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7011784"}
{"text": "恐慌恐慌恐慌大家都在惊慌。", "question": "蜡笔小新推荐的大马力摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7323673"}
{"text": "哦，我明白了！哦，我明白了！", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4900888"}
{"text": "因为网易云里考研的太多了 ，竞争太激烈。", "question": "你为什么卸载了网易云音乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "未满十八岁。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4424000"}
{"text": "糟糕！如果被他们袭击，我的心都要碎了！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307513"}
{"text": "放心吧，虽然没穿，但看不见。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6630010"}
{"text": "这是后面的太太说的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6955641"}
{"text": "发现要迟到后决定放鸽子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcw0043wtrj30ci0el0x0"}
{"text": "坐下！", "question": null, "star": 120, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8dx52e6l8j61401hcdtc02"}
{"text": "拜托了追上前面那辆车……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h39zsr4m4aj30ci0eldig"}
{"text": "从朋友那借来的DSA键和X键磨损很严重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehzwd3v6w0j20b80atmyi"}
{"text": "好的，让我们去动物森友会吧。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "朋友手臂上纹了个二维码，每次有人要加他微信时他就说扫一扫。我觉得嘛，少印名片，挺环保的。", "question": "纹身图案在外人可见部位，对你的生活带来了什么影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "印堂发黑物理谊咒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEKXPSOuKlSic2QwO4iaIrFbcgk1dP7MFdYowVo1dqz3JT2V2RkhhkMS2Q"}
{"text": "啊。。那个。。绝。。说过了啊。那勇气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W3GutUTpQ6hL7OsSsY1qU4A6dTC5Ykt0XypD7ePZxQ0EJYiar0wNGchw"}
{"text": "hhhh", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "把子弹交出来，我没子弹了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkIPTQ4cvuTBVpV2NXDXQq5vPnibQXf5U7NvSzyXcQodvibJ9sBC5OUA3g"}
{"text": "嘿！我是悟空！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7063857"}
{"text": "我超放松的！超级无敌的放松！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3096626"}
{"text": "好的，请用你的体温温暖我。不是便当，是我的身体。", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "球场上禁止给对方讲笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7Miaj48xU0GXSfDQ5fd5fq3uUbgqBl7JtI3yUeOnQkpXkjdPvGXVLpnYURQ"}
{"text": "我以为会在入学典礼上被表白，结果却被告知这三年就别再看我了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6706666"}
{"text": "当教官喊“向右转”时的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnwFhiaCzdJz6w6xCngYVMOV2Pibqqic3nFicDomDVEicic2ic5grd4gpwRVonibQ"}
{"text": "「不急，等明天抓住了孙悟空，再跟这唐僧一起炖了吃！啊哈哈哈哈！」", "question": "古人有拖延症么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睡前老板发了一句在吗？就没了下文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPbQB7ObatibwxLjcMbLKlUEQKSEam4u41LnqUS0JDxLNw3u7Se8iaMSWA"}
{"text": "他对他们的阵营表示哀悼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3130718"}
{"text": "ATP。", "question": "无神论的各位一般从哪里获得精神力量？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "John Coltrane 有一次掉了一颗门牙，Miles Davis 说他笑起來像钢琴。", "question": "你听过的最好的比喻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肛肠科会诊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcxk6O2q77pd16VkLiaz26mrAmD2w1ys1ecGgbOCdA1BKTpJ8IHGia3Ixw"}
{"text": "红烧牛肉面包装照片 vs 实体这是让吃货最生气的照骗", "question": "照骗能骗到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "匡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGbbEaUU9iceaiaCRaQRiaqncCOMbCTpy1wyK5g0gHJYPcEVJmzVoLIYC79w"}
{"text": "中间这个人高考不加分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEVyvsfyh7lqMEOKvhhD4jk4IFQiaE9kfVkhP46ib5InJnohU51hjiaYOqg"}
{"text": "栗色头发", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285435"}
{"text": "搞音乐真的会倾家荡产", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKnPMPDy1SFjUqts3tCo4teEw36Lg4VAnib6RlGIXcHu0JEohe46NyeicQ"}
{"text": "被咬了一口。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202423"}
{"text": "一觉醒来发现自己变成公寓楼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prpmrop9j20a00a3wfk"}
{"text": "点餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHI7uSIsgUPibWVCwS1otd8Wa6diaocUCS01IIhic558XC3ib9IBic5kTKib7g"}
{"text": "有机会啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5606953"}
{"text": "当时和前男友还暧昧着，没在一起。晚上发短信聊天，他给我讲故事，先讲了一个很长的童话，我说这个太长了，你再讲一个很短的温馨的我就睡觉了。他发过来四个字：我喜欢你。", "question": "你和恋人发过最记忆深刻的短信/微信/段子是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滑索的终点是墙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7126893"}
{"text": "我的女儿", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "字已到嘴边，但被一拳打了回去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEJdniaApNUxcvZovAY2JOniaw8gDsXUfIAZsmIa6OsWA70RFBSj38icialA"}
{"text": "生物小硕一枚。过年回家被外婆拉到一边。语重心长的说：娃，咱可不能再干那些伤天害理的事了……", "question": "为什么向父母科普转基因他们宁愿相信微信朋友圈，都不相信我这个有生物竞赛奖的亲儿子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太冷了也冷啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361346"}
{"text": "交流广场↔隔离设施", "question": "进击的巨人后退的阪神，这样的反义词可以是败北的巨人像前进的阪神一样。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "3301806"}
{"text": "一棍子挥到高压线上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXOuyzCY0u0E2Bmsrop5nVsjK4W2waacIKKEXynfoNyZC6USaz3iaulDg"}
{"text": "朋友的数量变化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmD1KHXjv0QYY3a3IVk4gBK4d8GRB9D0FzpFiaFfXGkLwhBtnR4Ne2kHA"}
{"text": "汉尼拔在寿司店", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "全班第一讨人厌者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb9u4cdt97j30ci0elgqw"}
{"text": "突然被先生提问答不上来，只能这样子了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3993571"}
{"text": "Seven Eleven.", "question": "这是什么牛肉奇幻料理？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3689408"}
{"text": "今天谁也不能阻止我学习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "zu5932bSzJUodF14Sybwl6zdytn7TsZ50Ru9aIzncUn0c2VaZ8p9xeeGDaUBb6pbPzbPNa5ggicKicIBibkIWBibIw"}
{"text": "猫眼", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "看完恐怖片后从客厅去卫生间时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwuruoyopcj30ci0eladi"}
{"text": "说啥呢，游戏充值一充几千几万的有几个是女性……", "question": "为什么消费主义容易给女性洗脑而对男性影响力小？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "短裤", "question": "像龙珠但不是龙珠的名字", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444652"}
{"text": "不用了我自己按", "question": null, "star": 174, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h24p17ijpcj60v41aon6202"}
{"text": "我来到面试点。人事：（皮笑肉不笑）你好。应聘者：（面带微笑）你好！这是我的简历。人事：（拿过简历，扫了一下，点点头。）人事：请……（刚开口）应聘者：（面带微笑）请对公司做一个介绍吧。人事：（一脸懵逼）？人事：（懵逼过后）……我们公司 balabala……应聘者：公司（部门）在这方面有多久的工作经验？人事：（二次懵逼）？？人事：工作经验 balabala……应聘者：（恍然大悟）噢，请介绍一下该岗位最近负责的项目是什么？人事：（三次懵逼）？？？人事：（懵逼过后）这个岗位最近 balabala……应聘者：（恍然大悟）噢！那我之前做过 XXX（拿出作品，思路），看来你们这个岗位还适合。人事：（懵逼地接过作品，扫了一下，又对着应聘者）嗯……回头我给主管看一下。应聘者：你们这个岗位的薪资发放是什么水平？人事：（四次懵逼）？？？？人事：试用期是 2800，转正底薪 3000，可以根据试用期能力上调转正底薪。应聘者：（恍然大悟）噢！你还有什么要了解的吗？人事：？？？？？？？？？？？应聘者：（面带微笑）这样吧，因为来招人的公司比较多，我也需要综合考虑选择被哪家公司录用，你们可以等我的消息，一周之内我给你们一个答复吧？人事：？？？？？？？？？？？？？好……然后，人事一脸懵逼地把应聘者送出了公司大门。之后……主管给我打过几次电话，谈过几次人生，从 3000 涨到 3500 涨到 4000。老子就是不去！谁 TM 让我朋友去面试的时候你们摆出一副高冷脸！", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无数个 02:30、02:35、02:45 的闹钟。", "question": "对足球的热爱可以到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么最近总是半途而废呢？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7341327"}
{"text": "※别壳。※画像实の商品多少場合の、了承。白井儀人/双葉社·工·比朝日·ADK", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h82eao6ep2j30u00u0q4t"}
{"text": "给凶手涂黑时涂反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ughp3qgwj30ci0el41m"}
{"text": "冒险一开始进入新手村后第一个对话的村民说道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvh2fsw9ubj60ci0elq6u02"}
{"text": "买小杯的茶。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "请您帮个忙。", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 74, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "哎呀，我的天啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6440262"}
{"text": "初代自宅警備員", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfHRqtRAUvrNoV6DfB6QJppFRO0891a9e5v3oB3bTsth4tBOmAajlHB0w"}
{"text": "全员都能行。", "question": null, "star": 641, "type": "I2T", "image": "4613964"}
{"text": "加油哦~波动！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6504815"}
{"text": "导演说演员只有我们两个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaOMXPdEHy3dIia3CqqF71NLwF9sX1o7FULwlm6DVCFpABqjQzJm5kPDw"}
{"text": "穿了新裙子到海边玩安", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g4j9qrop9fj20u0145teh"}
{"text": "“你醒啦？手术很成功”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kcRqlqV5DArENCrJweJOd7G1rgwbgndTIpnRicjPGZavq64CZnSiae6RA"}
{"text": "费了半天劲儿写的问卷调查。", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "小明：「我要把中药打进血管里。」西医：「中药的什么成分？」小明：「蒸馏出来的所有成分。」西医：「傻逼。」小明：「中医，他们西医看不起中医。」 中医：「怎么了？」小明：「我只是要把中药打进血管里，他就……」中医：「等等，你要把中药咋的？」小明：「打进血管里啊。」中医：「傻逼。」", "question": "为什么要对中药注射剂一棒子打死？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "战略平衡:自己也在床底下放一把刀战略捆绑:给每位室友都买一把刀战略威慑:在室友面前练刀法战略打击:用锤子在对方睡觉的时候猛击其头部，使其作战系统瘫痪战略忽悠:声称自己不会拥有水果刀但是背地里买两把发战争财:向其他室友推销防刺服颠覆对方:向其父母、老师打小报告武装干涉:向公安机关举报其藏有管制刀具建立流亡政府:申请搬出宿舍，并在接下来的日子里每天都谴责对方封建主义宿舍:全宿舍楼内，皆是水果刀。持刀之人，皆是我室友。我室友的刀不是我的刀大一统宿舍:挥刀决浮云，室友尽西来殖民主义宿舍:你们拿着刀一起去别的宿舍拉屎，还向他们借纸帝国主义宿舍:你室友就是宿舍，你们是全校男生 / 女生宿舍的保护者，你们有权支配宿舍所有的厕所，尤其是两条街外的小学宿舍资本主义宿舍:你们几个人必须交高昂的费用才能使用这把水果刀，而且有人买新的水果刀回来会被没收所有的水果作为不公平贸易的惩罚搜秀李子木主义宿舍:这把刀是属于全宿舍的，个人拥有这把刀的所有权是反动行为。如果要使用，请先申请东方特色宿舍:拥有这把刀的室友应当帮你们免费削水果，然而不知道为什么你们必须为了这个替他打洗脚水，每天。", "question": "不经意在室友床垫下发现了一把水果刀怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我真的没有口臭", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "唱唱歌谣，拍拍手，敲敲鼓，走走路。", "question": "稍微改动一下曲子的歌词。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792884"}
{"text": "毛利小五郎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvlof5x5wyj60ci0elwgb02"}
{"text": "大便时====小便时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8k5MOAeefgjQbzMmFRysruC5YkyuUFE4wNsABWDrMBH5uu9qehx9y9ow"}
{"text": "姐姐把落在家里的空作业本送来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8VQbt3SJic3brSqsKEa5rZOcFZPKZNwa59dMPtrjcshODkXbPPR2Lvzw"}
{"text": "世田谷的冬天很冷。", "question": "试着用八个字来表示世界的终结。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7042511"}
{"text": "亚马逊不会这么做。", "question": "创造一个新的现代谚语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3397134"}
{"text": "田中吹嘘说他和一个流浪金属的同伴交朋友，并且把朋友带回家装上超级任天堂，但是冒险之书消失了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1669447"}
{"text": "贝塔的视频", "question": "即使变成了化石也没有价值的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389230"}
{"text": " 理发狮", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "练习龟甲缚的男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GsrnZQSXAsoIPpkDve4NXqibxSgLL8cgun71pM3dMTqWYv8VfGVJCkt8cQdwOrEketT3aSA2fvuibg"}
{"text": "大雄变成了大学生，哆啦A梦也来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6569521"}
{"text": "如果下次再失败，就把那个家伙的心挖出来！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5891839"}
{"text": "是你家叫的擦玻璃服务么", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "月全食", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibVe4nalibhiaiadePwB5Mlw5JUCWib2rg6W0HZerlmHOTveibwgmiarmPM4NQ"}
{"text": "@朱一旦的枯燥生活朱总，有人哄抬非洲工资……", "question": "年薪三十万，让你驻扎非洲，你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，为什么我在这里练习电流刺激棒？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "444353"}
{"text": "校园宣传栏里勉励自己宣传画被学渣扣掉了一块", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6U36bibiaIgnBME11Kgny0D20rNiaCicVNJCceLuJ6vQxibc6JFITjjPicaibw"}
{"text": "范蒙的新专辑", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447355"}
{"text": "下一个电线杆停一下我快憋不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3cbk41wsaj30ci0eln0m"}
{"text": "我在听音乐。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "果然还是要找医生看看才行啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtlbef6wx2j60ze144wkm02"}
{"text": "果然还是无法变成哆啦A梦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha324e4awxj30ci0elgmh"}
{"text": "不打倒你的话……哆啦A梦是不会安心回未来的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0s3xpon5vj30ci0eln1o"}
{"text": "你的孩子获得了一等奖，因为他/她展示了Siri。", "question": "果然鬼灭的北二和樱桃小丸子有很多相似之处。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406058"}
{"text": "哦，比你大", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvv2md3qeej20yi17kkde"}
{"text": "改改章节名的事，武松醉打赤发鬼，武松血溅生辰纲，武松斗杀入云龙，武松威震阮家寨。。。。", "question": "如果让武松押送生辰纲，结果会怎样?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国队长。雷神不是人。", "question": "美国队长与雷神相比谁的人品更好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "元气满满，能量增加10万倍！大头儿子。", "question": "请将它扩大一千倍。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4549501"}
{"text": "我的回答被抢了。", "question": "哎呀，糟糕了，我完全搞砸了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793246"}
{"text": "想起高中的时候，人生中第一位向我表白的女生。我：「你喜欢我哪一点？」她：「温柔、神秘、理解我。」我：「温柔是你的错觉，你没看到我残忍的时候；神秘也是你的错觉，我只是不善于表达自己；理解你不是你的错觉，只是我恰巧和你是同一类型而已。」她：「……」和她到现在还是很好的朋友。 想起大学的时候，人生中第二位向我表白的女生。我：「你喜欢我哪一点？」她：「温柔、神秘、理解我。」我：「这都是你的错觉（同上）。」她：「那也要试试！」不久之后带了一包零食来收买我。和她今年 10 月举行婚礼……", "question": "怎样拒绝女生的告白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果在黑龙江，「黑人黑车」的政策明显行不通。原文评论区：@黑色幽默：贵州，贵人贵车，门槛也很高。@哒柏：新疆的新人新车，这个要求也有点高。@律呆萌：海南，琼人琼车。@掌柜您可好：内蒙古人民表示蒙人蒙车人财两空……", "question": "如何看待京沪深陆续出台的关于网约车「京人京车」、「沪籍沪牌」等新政细则？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被老婆赶出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPRnlHEicGHRVhbgnTcrS0Qc6deyoVyiaicEoqtK4YrGWkxtL4OaQs9oZibg"}
{"text": "牙齿好脏啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3120208"}
{"text": "冬天真的变迟钝了吗？（笑）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379599"}
{"text": "我班一对情侣私奔，一周后钱花完后回来了。", "question": "你在高中时听说过/做过什么轰动全校的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姜和胡之间最好选胡。因为不管是按照拼音首字母还是笔画顺序，都是胡在前。这有什么用？很多地方排序要么按照姓的笔画来，要么按照首字母排序来，靠前一点是有好处的。比如，数学论文上的作者排序也是这样的。我的姓在和别人合作写论文的时候很少输。不过，遇到对方的姓以 A，B 开头，就实在是打不过了(笑)。我有一个德国朋友，他结婚后认真考虑要让自己和孩子跟随老婆的姓，因为他的姓以 Y 开头，每次都是最后一个。他又是做最优化的，于是很想把这个也优化一下。", "question": "怎样看待papi酱因为孩子随父姓被某些网友辱骂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这句话的汉字写法是：佐藤正宗/佐藤正宗。", "question": "我幸福地生活过。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4381452"}
{"text": "写下名字的人就会变成大小姐说话了！", "question": "设计笔记的新规则。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5597183"}
{"text": "「你看一眼就知道是我了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ebqbtsla15j20bd09owfk"}
{"text": "「出租车「快住手！那是黑车！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eb5mpwzdhuj20ao09v75o"}
{"text": "不要捏咪咪啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcPp6KibqmnibJmjyz95xicmp2Hp4jjBAoC8SA3UpbZedxc7ibBWjaSM5tew"}
{"text": "居然找我借钱……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h42wuyjt7sj30ci0elgn5"}
{"text": "想击掌被无视后假装效忠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hddaz1shymj30ci0elq3w"}
{"text": "野外学习", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849105"}
{"text": "嫁给我吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewtx9imqk9j208d0bbt9u"}
{"text": "你看看你们省的各个频道天天都放什么。", "question": "台湾的新闻普遍缺乏深度和国际视野吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢谢你帮我和我老公拍合照，你人真好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVMPpK1ric5y5lbNoBYicBdBiaALTww1fxGwblDjUh9qDSReRAWnVjd77pw"}
{"text": "当一只鸟说欢迎光临时，所有的鸟都会跟着说欢迎光临。", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "我老公回来了！快躲进衣柜！进去发现是玻璃门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhrpqr1gwpj30ci0elafi"}
{"text": "即使不说话，我也想给你三星好评！", "question": "这个人很任性，要求很多，一共有1000个愿望。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4808040"}
{"text": "累了呢...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364250"}
{"text": "多亏是熊下手才这么轻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp0o9e3s3tj30ci0el117"}
{"text": "4创周泰", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "这里面的差价，俗称傻子税。", "question": "为什么保健品维生素价格十分高，但药店销售的普通维生素只要3块一瓶，其中差别在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给你装个猪鼻子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib2GqdeJTMa2YibdbNGrIic6ztU3MRm0TJxpW3ZpiaicNjOboxRicx1mFod0Q"}
{"text": "大家好！我来了！口袋妖怪要用水球才能抓到！我要是没钱吃饭就会被抓走！那么。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6606506"}
{"text": "国王说：“一开始只有耳朵而已……”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6364713"}
{"text": "消臭剂的广告攻势很猛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174516"}
{"text": "你刚才看到我心爱的小袜子笑了吧！？你笑了对吧？喂！回答我！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzsaik74euj30ci0eljsj"}
{"text": "我说过，拍照角度很重要", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owIDGicrptVJsmQMAdSbzEzsn4U8VXw03icWoiaSGtmmeDYNxNs1VpfxIedw"}
{"text": "期中考。问题：布雷顿森林体系和中国有什么关系？标准答案（一字不差）：没有什么关系。", "question": "做过最气的题是什么题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接下来只要拉开拉链大象就完成了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxzjts6iagj30ci0eldi3"}
{"text": "取过来/放开", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5878051"}
{"text": "我把先生的事错叫成了妈妈。", "question": "请告诉我关于米斯特·时代落后者罗的传说篇章。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548799"}
{"text": "给蛋白质加了水就成了这样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "393497"}
{"text": "我妈说怀我的时候经常感觉我在踢她，实际上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOH5OrrtDJWYKwMc0WSAqyh3Gjviabg5kUdG8IE1A9VnSIO4YiaAIqIyqPA"}
{"text": "恭喜！是个男孩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kkicjB1Wl5SOex55sNeLrCFCqNDzsD2JQotvoHubpe54Ra9m1JKKmp9g"}
{"text": "公司的舞蹈节目目《干手观音》排练得不太顺利", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8BdMWNASbhqFFIZlu8ia52tLP6srAJyYXPeu5TOJODBbibGE9dyb66YFQ"}
{"text": "因为辣是痛觉，不是味觉。肛门粘膜上没有味蕾，否则你就会知道屎是什么味了。", "question": "为什么用包辣椒的纸擦屁股，屁股感觉辣，而用包糖的纸擦屁股，屁股不感觉甜呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明天是演习日。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5833173"}
{"text": "这地方居然搭帐篷了？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6706666"}
{"text": "我晕了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388690"}
{"text": "杨少华：我是大侠，江湖人称扬子鳄。杨议：大师，晚辈黄飞虫，请大师收我为徒，我要报杀父之仇。", "question": "在相声表演中，有哪些「这都能翻出来」的包袱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不能养那只蓝色的狸猫！把它丢掉吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "451338"}
{"text": "第一百零一万次求婚", "question": "请不要添加一个字破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7252220"}
{"text": "我要不是抢不到票，我就信你了。。", "question": "为什么陈奕迅在大陆没有以前受欢迎了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！？平时的超市卖光了蓬田布丁！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5386262"}
{"text": "重力 - Gravity", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "是，我知道附近有人打猎，但我过来就是看看他长啥样", "question": null, "star": 181, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "是吧？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6291053"}
{"text": "忘记地雷理哪里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1LRQtWluIlwFlMMCy5QSNoptfLQ4JsrjhnibmUrYnlIF7ia85tkjIMmgA"}
{"text": "盗窃所得需要交税 -- 美国国税局（IRS）温馨提示。零元购的话，在警力不足、治安不行的地方，或许不会被追究责任，但要是偷东西但不依法纳税，IRS 那是联邦机构，武德丰沛。", "question": "世界各国都有哪些奇葩的法律法规？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "动笔之前：网文，没思想没内涵，一堆小白文，那写它不和喝水一样吗？动笔之后：我擦，这个开头…… 动笔之前：大神只会重复自己，就会写小白文，垃圾。动笔之后：哪位大神能教教我怎么写小白文？ 动笔之前：看网文是不需要带脑子的。动笔之后：这是个有故事的路人，我得挖个坑，留着下本书去填。 动笔之前：我应该写个系列，像龙族系列的，书太少不够表达我伟大的思想。动笔之后：上知乎搜索：卡文怎么破？ 动笔之前：网文普遍没有啥水平，一点都不文艺。动笔之后：文艺啥意思来的？ 动笔之前：就网文行业的文字水平，说句不客气的话，还不如传统名著的十分之一。动笔之后：作文成绩我是怎么得 42 分的？（45 满） 动笔之前：我要创造出史上最伟大的作品，要写出下一本红楼梦。动笔之后：十万单机无人识，是读者眼瞎，还是我思想出了问题？ 动笔之前：我擦，这个作者一天才一更，必须催更！动笔之后：写多了说水，写少了说短，真难伺候。 动笔之前：作者你有毒，写的什么玩意？动笔之后：写不下去了，还不敢断更。今天该怎么办？ 动笔之前：现在的网文太没水平，根本满足不了老读者，看我的。动笔之后：一群喷子？ 动笔之前：这本书的剧情如果这样改就对了！动笔之后：真香！ 动笔之前：以我多年看书的阅读水平，一书封神没有任何问题。动笔之后：萌新提问，我的书哪里写的不好，求各种大神指点。 动笔之前：每天最重要的是思考人生。动笔之后。每天最重要的是怀疑人生。 动笔之前：黄金三章！动笔之后：前天写的什么玩意？ 动笔之前：一天一万，月入十万。动笔之后：剁手！ 动笔之前：宗教，哲学，人性，思想。动笔之后：求装逼打脸的写作技巧。 动笔之前：剑来？赘婿？这些自娱自乐的东西就别提了吧。动笔之后：刀来！ 动笔之前：蛤蟆也就刷刷知乎吹吹牛，早过时了。动笔之后：我哪辈子订阅能这么高？ 动笔之前：传统作家那么牛逼，为什么不写网文赚点零花钱？动笔之后：传统作家不会写网文。 动笔之前：书荒。动笔之后：心慌。 网文行业欢迎您！和我们一起开始自我怀疑之旅吧！", "question": "有哪些事情是写了网文以后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从说了要离家后，已经在门口待了三个小时了。", "question": null, "star": 79, "type": "I2T", "image": "5828944"}
{"text": "老师！奥特曼要去黑板上做题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRCvmABRt6b0zNzLLQajPnQJPnQXpYnKbD5FykTeicDM6yDib6WjoskgMA"}
{"text": "毫无疑问是东北，罗马帝国东北说。罗马人喜欢洗浴中心，东北人也喜欢洗浴中心。罗马有 veni vidi vici 的名言，东北也有「来信砍」，而且意思相似。罗马城市有大规模的管道系统，东北也有暖气管道系统。罗马故地先后被匈人，日耳曼人，哥特人，法兰克人，伦巴第人占据，东北也曾被匈奴人，鲜卑人，高句丽人，女真人占据。罗马人在故地沦陷后在遥远的君士坦丁堡，东北人在海南。罗马九宫格打字为 58662，东北为 3664234，5+8+6+6+2=27，3+6+6+4+2+3+4=28，仅一步之遥，而东北被称为东百，东百九宫格 36642234，3+6+6+4+2+2+4=27=罗马。", "question": "青梅煮酒论罗马，当今世界谁可称第四罗马？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "5班主任：找谁回答好呢？今天是5月15号，所以5号！你来回答这个问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SChib1WkocaxFicE6sPDpcW9lXQVUQjvlljcRGNBGLpeMTQVQy2iavhaDyeYUgkKmF3H8KA9p5xPyvQ"}
{"text": "第一次约会不知道该干什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvzkmg71hlj30ci0eltb9"}
{"text": "不入虎穴，焉得虎子", "question": "收集七个老虎球可以召唤出一只真正的老虎吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605111"}
{"text": "视力检查的高手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3095579"}
{"text": "早上去楼下买葡萄，大妈说要 18 块一斤。我说：昨天不才 15 块吗？大妈说：猪肉涨价了。我说：猪肉涨价管你葡萄什么事？大妈说：因为我想吃猪肉。", "question": "为什么今年（2019 年）水果卖得这么贵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，那家伙是人吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5756205"}
{"text": "你打不死我不信再开一枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efxv81gdclj20ax09vgml"}
{"text": "我在初中的时候被小学生殴打过。", "question": "你有什么从未说出口的秘密可以分享？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "四大物理学家", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "井上发出的红点通知。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1957958"}
{"text": "不要扯吊牌，这裤子还可以退", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuTXIyUjuwHXBl7r6xibJZRUIRRxH7l2l3VQkxKXFOwGeVIqXuAD7OZicw"}
{"text": "其实很羞耻，导致我有很多年不愿意跟我爸独处……遥记得那年我刚生完孩子，女儿才只有七八个月大，还没断奶。因为年轻，嘴馋，一时把持不住，冷的热的加油腻的吃了很多，晚上就开始闹肚子。那阵子还好女儿开始吃辅食，要不然就我那个吃法，真怕我女儿喝了我的奶水也跟着一起拉肚子。还好，病情控制的不错，第二天起床的时候，肚子显然不闹腾了，但是大夫说最好控制饮食，一天之内别吃任何油腻的东西别喝任何饮料。显然，我高估了我自己。记得那一天阳光明媚，秋老虎果然名不虚传，晒的人头晕眼花。我抱着孩子躲进了肯德基。看着琳琅满目的美食，终于，罪恶诞生了。我，伸出魔爪，点了一份汉堡和一份不加冰的可乐。美滋滋的吃完了，擦掉嘴角的食物残渣，中途还很没良心的欺负了一把不能吃汉堡的女儿。走出肯德基的大门，感觉世界真美好啊！到了下午，在准备打车回家的路上偶遇了我的亲爹。我爹开着他那辆骚包的车，嘎吱一声停在了我的面前，说正好顺路把我送回去。一路上我们喜笑颜开，我女儿正是最可爱的时候，咿咿呀呀地对着车窗外的景色卖萌。在这个时候，我的肚子显然受不了如此欢乐的气氛，孙悟空大闹天宫可能正在我的腹中上演。生孩子的疼痛显然也抵不过此时此刻的感觉。仿佛有人把我的肠子打成了结，还甩着打了结的肠子丧心病狂的参加跳绳比赛。每一缕不小心从菊花处倾洒出来的气体都带着危险的信号。终于，在我面目扭曲呲牙咧嘴的时候，我老爹的车也停下了，他那欢乐的声音至今我都记忆犹新：大外孙，咱们到家了！下一秒，我几乎能从我老爹的惊恐声中猜到此刻他脸上狐疑又惊悚的表情：这特么什么味道？你闺女拉屎这么臭的吗？大约是终于可以放松了，我本来想立马逃离车厢奔向可爱的洗手间，结果放松的太过分了，括约肌也跟着放松了一下……原来，人在拉稀的时候，是感觉不到菊花的存在的。那种喷涌而出的感觉，那种糊在屁股上的暖融融的触感，也许，我这辈子都不会忘记。而我，依然牢牢的抱着我的娃，虚弱的把头抵在前车座上：爹啊，是你闺女拉了，不是你闺女的闺女……", "question": "你有哪些秘密一直深埋心底？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "杜子春：读作 dù zǐ chūn", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152889"}
{"text": "我只是一头猪。", "question": "把漫画、动画、游戏等中的两句话混在一起说，就说出一些荒唐的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772257"}
{"text": "你没带梳子吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386572"}
{"text": "最近没什么新番...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5975193"}
{"text": "再捞不到戒指就不要上来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5CBwP5hbdafveYRfy79rZ8sdSQdiaYWTia7p1gsJawRLcRVsIf1N4vrEQ"}
{"text": "那就家里做吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283481"}
{"text": "怎么办？特朗普真的生气了。怎么办？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3073396"}
{"text": "这个家伙们肯定能干好啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4071171"}
{"text": "强力胶粘住脚了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "立靛眺远", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1guQbkB51V26nt4SeIWgP0d3WBSZ5EZ3WtMO0mvnCsEe6iaGicZddyy4rw"}
{"text": "客人事儿太多干脆让他自己炒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gf3tok684nj210y164gun"}
{"text": "我们已经收购了御社51%的股份，是吗？", "question": "您加入我们公司的概率是1/8192。请问您有什么问题吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6725394"}
{"text": "不要被骗了！有影子的那个才是本体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMG1Z2jm5hkZdQc68PtBU3UK7RM4iafeRjreCBHN56EwoJKSJlPDtYfxiaCibibv98R9Iic8Ecuxo9h3A"}
{"text": "第十天连续工作。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354453"}
{"text": "这是什么情况...也就是说，直到现在殿下一直被这个光头所控制着！我们要服从这个光头的命令吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1063199"}
{"text": "今天去游泳池挑战一下。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6326946"}
{"text": "主人们全下海了～", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "菜做得太差了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6598181"}
{"text": "智能光猫", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "卖完炊饼出来散散步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkcylVCrG0O3qjibv4pYNWmTxVeCZnicyJWQgnV4uwc83VMiacs9rvPHLfg"}
{"text": "隐身斗篷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArJpmr4rG1mQbfVkuqvC6jzS4TX5WyCoFLQT5L6dBZ9EDwUFqVoNLkPA"}
{"text": "你丫是下一集出场！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hatotl0c83j30ci0eljur"}
{"text": "日神原创", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9EvGjibVTuoxbeevdcso0ibrGls141ZqN4r8KMjBlt0gVLCiayK3oFgY05w"}
{"text": "你先说…… 不，还是你先说…… 别争了，你们两个先说……", "question": null, "star": 47, "type": "I2T", "image": "5171134"}
{"text": "领导站着我坐着，不懂礼貌屁股咯。领导坐着我站着，眼里没活没眼色。领导讲话我闭嘴，领会精神不到位。领导闭嘴我说话，好高骛远吹大话。领导外行我内行，外行指挥内行强。领导内行我外行，啥都不懂帮倒忙。领导加班我放假，电话工作安排下。领导放假我加班，少提薪酬多奉献。领导升职我打转，那是领导有才干。领导降职我难看，都怪我没加油干。领导涨薪换奔驰，不要羡慕要踏实。领导裁员降薪资，不要埋怨要反思。领导早上来的迟，日夜操劳睡不实。领导早上来得早，迟到一个别想跑。领导下班要早退，会所今天要开会。领导晚上要加班，谁敢迈出格子间？好领导，好领导，但愿你我互不搅。你装你逼我摸鱼，你开宝马我骑驴。第一最好不相见，如此便可不相嫌。第二最好不相知，如此便可不相撕。第三最好不相看，如此便可不相淦。第四最好不相谈，如此便可不相烦。升职加薪看着办，别跟我这找排面。", "question": "为什么有的人很回避与领导接触？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家！想要通过傻笑获得星星的话就要多投稿哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6386675"}
{"text": "在公厕附近握手就免了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnES6JqdhukXSqF4CTCNyDGparicOXJXDVGNbWIhciaO4na0svJfia0BI5KfA"}
{"text": "水槽里的方便面。", "question": "请问第二届美食大赏的冠军是谁？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5522676"}
{"text": "奈良", "question": "想不想稍微把观光旅行的名字改一改？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4263414"}
{"text": "那不是在检查改装车吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6347993"}
{"text": "不要在别人的包裹上乱盖章了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs9u3js5wdj30ci0elq7b"}
{"text": "从明天开始香烟涨价了，我也要戒烟。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "5984316"}
{"text": "我只是在模仿名侦探柯南而已啦", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "扣分项目：上车未系安全带，扣一百分。考试结束，您的成绩不合格。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "一起玩「石头剪刀布，输了敲脑袋」的大雄不动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4rjkj2trfj30ci0eldk8"}
{"text": "老婆突击视频检查我是不是去上班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEwVGOBqialnUoAo3jBeZNI1hBC7Y40BkhBjq6TlPPM3115k3lzQD8A5A"}
{"text": "海洋学家在福岛周围发现了新品种海龟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNR0K1GLhUpZ17DuozvwpTXgSTku81ia07yL13ziaTGiaR2YwAqNjRNc89w"}
{"text": "明天的天气怎么样都无所谓！快把消防车叫来！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5299180"}
{"text": "贝壳内衣", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "Riskskilling？不，是Enjoy killing.", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865661"}
{"text": "不好，那一根好像是电线！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "快贴链接吧！", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "4945076"}
{"text": "哦......我赢了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7109108"}
{"text": "别为花瓶难过了啦你犯了是喵都会犯的错", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3g3o246tkj30ci0eldh3"}
{"text": "吐槽柯南长不大，是因为大家都知道有个很重要的人一直在等他，他一直长不大是对那个人来说是很残忍的事情；大雄没有人吐槽，是因为他重要的东西全部都在他身边，他可以慢慢地长大。", "question": "为什么大家都在吐槽长不大的柯南，却可以容忍机器猫里的永远四年级的大雄呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你来接受惩罚的啊？有点晚了呢。已经被我昨天吃掉了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1354708"}
{"text": "禁养宠物的房东来查房的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHSfodc0oXHWlpDMjAdPkeYlUyrNoVMiaXUC7UBEfWru5G9OKTQ9icJtvibg"}
{"text": "出了玄关后发现钥匙不见了，穿着鞋子就单膝跪下取钥匙，但是却用膝盖踩到了钥匙。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5144439"}
{"text": "手机旋转180度再看", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvutbavk07j20yi19b000"}
{"text": "「炒菜是先放油还是先放菜啊？」「先叫妈。」", "question": "你见过的最没有生活常识的人是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "粉红系女孩", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6946134"}
{"text": "奥特曼通过反复折叠皮套来形成腹肌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArFj7q8m0wM987ZbEJhJWKpVS2ju0Sn8XdAu0o1rHEThwEWLn1RwNmFQ"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177253"}
{"text": "但是，Kab还是不会离开。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5923213"}
{"text": "使用剧毒吹箭阻止父亲接听班主任来电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrXjePNicB1TJ6MQvTbqdgwlk6xN2NBeYmn9pNQbM6R74TzVIWLI5WSiaA"}
{"text": "今天你们两口子都不回来，就住下吧。", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "这是一个从政治老师那里听来的故事。某卫校一老师晚上带着新生去解剖室练胆，不知道是谁拉了电闸还是灯坏了，灯突然灭了，大家都吓坏了，「有鬼有鬼」就往外面跑，有个小姑娘衣角被床勾住了，以为是尸体 / 鬼，当场吓哭了。那位老师只听见小姑娘用颤抖的哭腔重复一句话：「我是物质，你是意识，物质决定意识……」", "question": "医生护士相信鬼神吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "注意检查一下家里的电视屏幕是否完好。。。。", "question": "男生家里很少有女生出入为什么每天拖地都能看见长发？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗澡呢！出去！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHUiczs2bAqH7GT93v02SXhecxibiaPYZGDWvaVXqwnRSJ5xO1HDQRbR7EQ"}
{"text": "不算，因为 4，5 号位是组队送的", "question": "“葫芦娃救爷爷——一个一个送”能算作歇后语吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回复 TD 退订。", "question": "历史上有哪些很厉害的骗局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是谁的脸部题目？不会是M吧...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4239337"}
{"text": "我用魔术变出了不可思议的东西。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1173140"}
{"text": "也就是说，我爱你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "763889"}
{"text": "怕什么，还有三天到生产日期的牛奶我都喝过", "question": "过期三天的牛奶还能喝吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从正面看，局部会被隐藏的表演艺术现实。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3187018"}
{"text": "提前撒上调料食材更加入味", "question": null, "star": 274, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsefsq7gfoj611r1eck0y02"}
{"text": "上海老师表示根本管不住，连食堂大妈都谈新间商播间高中男子一学期送753个女友15:42", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEKoLib0dxGaroD7wdlVGQnxIKfBYdhia4UVoibQgpg0smLadv6rWHz2bLg"}
{"text": "老师丢的粉笔全被拦截了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGh24aDfQlyCVQYdmORrMfibc9RZfMgVcK6nBnr6AZDfesbF0nQEZ8lZw"}
{"text": "破袜子露出了三个脚趾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eibWeiap8PKqLFuYJBbFQC42GhzlRGfbAjQAdUOrdNy75AIpVnN1cXyvQ"}
{"text": "飞机上有人说「还是自由女神像最好看」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ebzmin5pz9j208u0cwdgm"}
{"text": "我订了闪光舞的便宜课程，但是那家伙不是啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6310263"}
{"text": "“我被纳入生肖了！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HhUHfw5qK9JgmB463zp4bZI3J8TsFF2JsyjbZrdMnGjgJ1pB7icQFXrA"}
{"text": "微笑，从我开始。", "question": "请告诉我礼仪讲师规定的在麦当劳的礼仪。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6893256"}
{"text": "壁咚的进化版，空中咚。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1325250"}
{"text": "我老婆有你这么懂事就好了。T T", "question": "在普通异性交往中，对方若有暧昧倾向，我会先表明态度拒绝，这样做合适吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洁癖第一次住酒店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3DAHMbCIOEOqoKLicibalnbBrZozarqk3XdrTyyVdt02BtKNE4LEHNOOQ"}
{"text": "沙沙沙沙沙沙沙。", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "海水越往南越甜。", "question": "将就着说个谎吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4034652"}
{"text": "章鱼小丸子", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "凌晨咯~该挠门咯~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkLLTaIT6ZeaUQCckTp8WWb6qqWh2mVy0UPicouWxMHPfqZuZqZCs0qmQ"}
{"text": "所有参赛学校都满是丑闻，无法坦然地支持他们。", "question": "我讨厌这样的箱根驿传比赛。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4095687"}
{"text": "医生：暴饮暴食不可取，这个吃播就因为直播时吃太多来我这里了\n患者：嗯……可不可以告诉我她去的那家店啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3njsspgcCYibxxA0wicxYvCBpSPPqGFj6xDg6oRXLHdPVEaDkH59EhIAQ"}
{"text": "即使我说我不是人狼，也没有人肯相信我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5798070"}
{"text": "日本落语家", "question": "看上去很弱的球队名字。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7113418"}
{"text": "火炎焱燚，四个字分别代表火的不同形态和程度，从小到大，从轻到重。", "question": "试试看说“像人一样的火焰”。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "5805135"}
{"text": "这个人爬着跟别人跑着一样快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvRrS8jrdoicd1CiaDJ0ialQCmOXh8QCiaSOmVMicmLCIfkgBKmq7NYY4icbfBQ"}
{"text": "买了一个好看的戒指，其他手指粗细都不合适，这根手指戴了刚刚好。", "question": "单身女左手中指戴戒指有何含义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我还没有穿上黑衣服呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEZ4J9MKnhOoibdTDnoIKz6FwHlP5D2BZ56vibwEMdLHUflk4t4haFichPw"}
{"text": "跪着说", "question": "如何承认女朋友错误的观点是正确的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老鼠被猫吃了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5673536"}
{"text": "被丢下了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6078109"}
{"text": "迪士尼，醒一醒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7240952"}
{"text": "产品经理说：项目先上线，后期再优化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHVB0cLxWJoaDoBB8ys0iazISqAMFm57pfVcVsAUENiaFAG2ZVCwbH3VHQ"}
{"text": "刚才那个吻……是…是真心的对么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9qrflshb0j20bc0aqaal"}
{"text": "中间忘了两次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibBEXCJUm75PUnX7jibMulRu1iaBKKWB49uGDciaibSD600siaF3BlyM7QqKQ"}
{"text": "Tom Cruise说对了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6661358"}
{"text": "你看哪里呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4049730"}
{"text": "小兰，是我！我终于变回大人了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eg4ks49t90j20b50cogml"}
{"text": "只剩下了3人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grz1km68g0j60ci0el78l02"}
{"text": "我以前在数院的时候，早上坐在板凳上低着头看书，突然感觉身前有人挡着，一抬头，有个戴眼镜的人低头看着我的书在。然后他问我：你哪个院的？我：数院他：我也是数院的(傲娇脸)。我：哦。他：你知道陈景润吗？我：知道啊(内心是？？？)他：他可是像我一样的人啊说完转身离去，留我在风中懵逼。", "question": "你有哪些「当时我就懵逼了」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不喜欢篮球。", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "Takegoto钢琴的新广告。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6962594"}
{"text": "因为你错了都不知道错在哪，人家哪怕是一点不确定都记在心里~", "question": "为什么成绩考的越高的人，考完了之后的不确定感越强？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在干什么！老头子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6048054"}
{"text": "成龙快乐柱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqiceiaicbKnIibZPyOic9N6Kmgia9BcNiayXD7QPc07rMq8NyicjGuJ3V9qVFEHQ"}
{"text": "跟一个外国朋友聊微信，说到了一个很好笑的点，我发了一个 23333，他问我这是什么意思，我跟他说，就是觉得你很好笑的意思。第二天中午我们一起吃饭，我讲到了一段好玩的经历，他一本正经的对我说 Twenty-three thousand three hundred and thirty three.", "question": "你在刚出国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当我做十以上加减法时", "question": null, "star": 184, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0gkg0k8lbj610y1datdz02"}
{"text": "吃墨鱼汁面的秃子墨鱼汁面", "question": null, "star": 302, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9ykb943o5j61401hcqay02"}
{"text": "周杰伦出道至今，立的最稳定的人设就是江郎才尽。下张专辑快出了，希望崩", "question": "周杰伦是实力派吗？ 有没有人设？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快拿镜子给我看啊~理发师小姐！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdvhvae3joj30ci0el0ve"}
{"text": "哎？让我回到汐留吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6902060"}
{"text": "超难的Jenga游戏。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3375180"}
{"text": "桃白白能做得到的，我怎么会做不到呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4090495"}
{"text": "从什么时候开始错觉这个屏幕是白色的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585803"}
{"text": "离婚留念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKoTibte8MMibXibQPeUvxdSiaacvVuqWrI0He4mVeYbJRQfFpwbBNpu2v3EJgFz4LnelBEuTmR9cLlg"}
{"text": "老婆「你知道今天是什么日子吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpovftq1m2j30ci0el7ct"}
{"text": "设计公司，坐标北京，约 10 年前去南方某省某县做项目。尾款要不上来，我们设计方要不来，施工队也要不来。我们所长派某孕妇设计师去县里要，包工头派最缺钱的工人（有工伤）去要。巧的是他们在县委相遇了，本来民工大哥大嫂只是在吵架，看到孕妇来到办公室里，觉得竞争对手出现了，迅速爬上了窗户要跳楼……小科长当时就方了……最终民工的钱第二周到账，我们的拖了半年结了。当时我还是没毕业的实习生，这个案例严重冲击了我的设计观和方法论……", "question": "从事建筑相关行业的人，遇到过哪些趣事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这事儿说不清楚。", "question": "当我有一维女朋友时的一些经历，请告诉我。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351249"}
{"text": "新人！开车的过来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1552511"}
{"text": "别吓我，班主任怎么可能还在这里", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "排队考驾照的学员", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "我会立刻把那件深棕色的西装染成鲜红色！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585052"}
{"text": "哦，我不相信神明。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5566652"}
{"text": "日本一男子宣布和庖丁结婚", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "接下来要吃的是照烧秋刀鱼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388850"}
{"text": "爸爸骂我时哥哥在后面逗我笑", "question": null, "star": 813, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1ginpjoclqvj611114sgtd02"}
{"text": "第32回「我有多喜欢主人」大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpyktme7dij30ci0elahn"}
{"text": "真凶", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "拔河时对面突然松了绳子", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "妈妈刚拖好地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL986z1jrHA2BOCNcSSVEKbiawUb4fx8O00fzicGiaCaUnbseicjwmGibbsgQg"}
{"text": "越长越大的类型的大boss。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5812842"}
{"text": "中年男子过敏。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4323631"}
{"text": "我猜悠史一定是借口工作，其实跑到公园去了吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7278644"}
{"text": "床暖和了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939637"}
{"text": "我们要下班啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQzgAXzoedbibY3agyjKfoMV6gh6TVLJjezUwzDwQX5G5HBPlRicAmkiaqw"}
{"text": "Tom，这是你的10根猫须。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pN8mOJh05jDIbQ24ppsGuibIYic9Xhe59pcjq3EeaPHjaPiaHmR0t2nBGg"}
{"text": "告诉你一个不会被发现是假发的秘密", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7267022"}
{"text": "现在，喉咙里卡了饼，给我拿点水来。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6354406"}
{"text": "为什么要抢桌子？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KibqPhIe9vqmEu63d3mkBia7HJoEUKkiackPXahgTFKd23EZ3TOnwMibVJA"}
{"text": "免下车牙医诊所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hijhth9uwjj30ci0el76x"}
{"text": "提示下是姐姐罩杯尺寸哟A", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60K5DxCJ0vfKZ3o2PFunwI0e8VXEarrUz6jb9pFh3mY1ia3ibEZrsrcZAg"}
{"text": "全垒打就去做手术」的孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h57c7zskp5j30ci0eldkc"}
{"text": "我们拍不醒，你跟人家老婆说一声，她能拍死你。", "question": "爱上已婚有孩子的男人，求拍醒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我家门前有两棵枣树，一棵是你，另一棵也是你。————————————注释:该回答的中心思想是表达这句打油诗有多尴尬蹩脚。我平常不写笑话，勿关注。", "question": "如何优雅地接 「夜阑卧听风吹雨，铁马是你，冰河也是你 」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为笑点低的人看到小明就开始笑了。", "question": "冷笑话为什么以小明开头？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "但凡乾隆和慈禧「赞不绝口」的！但凡出现在旅游点的「** 酥」，「*** 糕」！但凡和抖音，快手，网红扯上关系的！但凡可以滋阴补肾壮阳生子包男孩的！但凡颜值爆表可爱到爆空有其表的！………………一个东西，扯上了情怀，扯上了故事，扯上了网红，扯上了疗效……扯得越多，它必然越不好吃！因为，如果它好吃，不用你说我们就对它垂涎三尺！只有又不好吃，有没营养的东西，才需要故事越多的加持。", "question": "有哪些你觉得不好吃，又没营养，却还被人追捧的食物？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闹钟众神与稍后提醒之神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fffgdyatuhj20ag0a2wg2"}
{"text": "约会时摸了一下女朋友的脸后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEEA6yf0iadDGZPJ7oLib7KVsBo7nt9ib0PIMMbsKCiczmv5m8mTVuRzt0mQ"}
{"text": "看到没？图和边框之间必须保持1mm的间距！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBNicFxMczxtt2qR2jt5LmBpdVLWXPZGnx3ZAlbBiayxr4f846GPBdL1XQ"}
{"text": "自插电光猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "艾尔莎……我要堆雪人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1510299"}
{"text": "一哈哈哈你还不知道她喜欢……一不许说不许说！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKib5VQGq7jXZZSIh96E3D8mwC21T5kZ4L0ODsiaFj6X8UAbh4lwNR0MXw"}
{"text": "果然还是选了考拉……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goetldnuakj61421hfn6502"}
{"text": "好吧……好的！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6440997"}
{"text": "有女友的队友都爆炸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esr2gptmhsj20a907xac1"}
{"text": "练科目二时的副教练", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3evf0qhiaRJ6VuYBHrYcjcRKBl5OjKDPkucyia1attyEhsicLNV9S16axQ"}
{"text": "俗气的眼镜。", "question": "即使变成了化石也没有价值的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389230"}
{"text": "打架打着打着想起了家里的理综卷。", "question": "如何评价新蜘蛛侠演员汤姆 · 霍兰德（Tom Holland）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在日晒沙龙忘记摘下口罩了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5076419"}
{"text": "我在网上订购的宇宙之石到了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5809531"}
{"text": "真的有啊？ 理研说：是的，有的有的！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1263911"}
{"text": "python, mysql, php, html, .net, nginx 对应的中文是什么？有些还是英文好理解一些，如：我的系统是 win11，换成：我的系统是视窗 11。", "question": "为什么有很多人喜欢在中文里面夹杂English？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "半夜想到个绝妙的吐槽语到处翻原微博的我", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "不是老师吹牛，高树见我都怕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tWr9UhvBY0CdRwE6OL9kQMEamajUvodfoyNqWdLh8HH2rsGtWz6jEqA"}
{"text": "「没干劲的家伙回去吧！大家似乎就在等这句话一下全跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyufwso01xj30ci0el0vx"}
{"text": "终于找到了石油，然后他老婆就以分手费的名义离开了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3788481"}
{"text": "咚咚锵……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6782625"}
{"text": "我来选洗衣机了，虽然没钱。", "question": "8月1日，请用E洗衣机把衣服洗白。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1554504"}
{"text": "因为他们只看过亮剑。老子看李幼斌演戏的时候，他们还不知道在哪呢，现在成了精了还……等等，这词儿好像也是亮剑的……", "question": "为什么有很多人觉得陈宝国、陈道明演什么都像是自己，李幼斌演什么都像李云龙？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "填表时要求贴上一寸照片而你手头只有小二寸的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSVBybS6h6FTBxianIYEZoURR6SHXR2HOVBicLOEzjWCUbGUmDybRv5a8Q"}
{"text": "（再过5分钟就钻出被窝）Zzzzzz……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmiv1a65aoj30ci0eljxd"}
{"text": "这次不会让你冲掉了", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "这个熟了，先捞起来吃吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "「士」。有小伙伴问为什么，其实也没为什么，因为长得像啊。", "question": "如果创造一个汉字来代替「飞机」这个词，你会如何创造它的字形与发音，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为想看所以手指分开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6386319"}
{"text": "渔网袜真的不适合你啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "告诉我，女人哪里可以乱摸，我试试~", "question": "俗话说「男人的头女人的腰不能乱摸」是为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎，为什么大家都逃跑啊？怎么回事？我的后背好热啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4183185"}
{"text": "扔橘子的观众臂力惊人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmibEFagTDpmR4HFUZSCC33fY4Q3TKWF3xiaqFherfTjsH6vIAiaCckMYDQ"}
{"text": "有一年在西北旅游，在某个著名景点前见到几个人在售票点前争吵。争吵声越来越大、越来越大......接着，居然动起手来了，几个大老娘们开始互相推搡。有人还把手伸进怀里要掏家伙，被旁边两人紧紧按着，眼看就要控制不住了......然后，这老娘们一发神力，居然把那个穿高跟鞋的整个推到台下去了（台子目测有 1 米高）。这下了不得，再闹下去要出人命了！我赶紧挤过去，正要路见不平，听见台上那人对台下跌得四仰八叉的那人说： 「都说了门票我来买，你跟我客气个啥？」", "question": "亲身经历过的觉得最讽刺的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在不就得了嘛。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "376353"}
{"text": "也许已经晚了。我家小区广场一到晚上很热闹，大人声音此起彼伏，「小雪，不要乱跑」，「宝宝，到妈妈这里来」，走近一看一个小孩都没有，全都是狗。", "question": "如何评价中国政府全面放开二孩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "系领带还是不系领带……这就是能否成为政治家的差别啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7074363"}
{"text": "自助炒股系统", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfViccBCkRu4XtUPxpELXTGJsL6Ks9DAxM8iahMSR6iba9qZdsqNjN00TdJg"}
{"text": "我妈最近在看《三生三世十里桃花》，我酝酿着要怎么告诉她不要看了。还没想好怎么说，我妈朋友们来我家，喝着茶闲聊的时候又说起我可以找男票的事，我妈摆摆手说：「我现在想通了，这都是缘分啊！她就是缘分还没到，你没看三生三世里面演的吗？你看人家三辈子都要在一起，都是因缘，她还没到，等到了就有了。」于是，阿姨们闭嘴了，我也闭嘴了。", "question": "怎么说服老妈不要去看无脑肥皂剧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糟了迟到了迟到了", "question": null, "star": 126, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3adfgv2slj61401hcdoe02"}
{"text": "我终于吃到了巨大的冰激凌，结果是过期的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5600045"}
{"text": "奥特莱特PTA义卖会", "question": "妈妈买的衣服，怎样才能穿出时尚感呢？", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973378"}
{"text": "这可真是个珍品啊。", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "出腿……好痛！我看得……好痛！一清二……好痛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb24nm05d0j30ci0eltcd"}
{"text": "醒了你就知道了", "question": "我太帅该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要玲娜贝儿了，不要玲娜贝儿了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "夏天的雪宝", "question": null, "star": 118, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvzupilygzj60xe18jdmb02"}
{"text": "自我装饰", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279597"}
{"text": "为什么在这样的山里会有那么大的洞穴号角？", "question": "请写一篇包含乐器名称的文章，让我感到有点悲伤。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5337871"}
{"text": "生物多样性", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3639791"}
{"text": "每当我要拍照的时候，总是有一个不认识的白人出现在我面前。", "question": null, "star": 4853, "type": "I2T", "image": "465493"}
{"text": "我的松茸饭。", "question": "把米料理的名字稍微改一下，先试着做看看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5139110"}
{"text": "喂，我是不是要像机关枪一样快速奔跑呢？不，听起来不太可能吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3664558"}
{"text": "女友打电话说她家里没人，急忙赶过去还真的一个人也没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TMOplNJNNER5d4MEFULrKvy7oyjviaDUOT1X3NeVJ8ibxNbP5nv6cV1Sw"}
{"text": "自从被主人说黄瓜也可以吃后，我们的蓑衣生活就开始了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3455774"}
{"text": "这次机会难得，一定要告诉你！你那句‘哦，不错呢~’让我心里暖暖的！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4074465"}
{"text": "不算真正的工作项目，我和工友们有个群叫「手办交流群」，全称是——「离职手续办理交流群」，也算是广泛意义上的工作中的项目吧。溜了溜了，希望我的老板别看到。", "question": "你在工作中，都给自己发起的项目起过什么恶趣味的代号？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你这个月房租交了没？", "question": "如何才能遏制「印度制造」的崛起？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "战斗开始时说那个姐姐就大概能赢。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "这三只猫可以搜索男同在哪", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "跟朋友吃饭，其中有个新认识的朋友是个地产开发商。现在大家都不流行喝多了，但是也喝了七八两（在我们看来这就是没喝多少）。老哥喝得比较开心，临走时贴耳边跟我说，一会儿你跟我走……我当时想，这特么不会是要去大保健吧……跟他到地下车库，叫司机打开豪车的后备箱。里面放了一只四脚被捆住的活羊，羊羔那种的。他说今天刚从家里带来的，第一次认识你很高兴，你拿家里去……然后老哥走了，然后我抱着羊留在停车场，目送他走，然后掏出手机打车……我特么没开车。网约车司机见我都惊了，我给人家 50 让他把羊放后备箱。半夜回家，把羊扔阳台，见它四脚被捆很可怜，但是也不能放开在家里跑吧。第二天酒醒想到一个大难题，怎么把它变成羊肉？拿砖拍死？也想过给它头套个塑料袋闷死？总感觉像要杀人一样，当宠物在阳台养了好几天，心软下不了手。于是又摆了一个酒局，临走跟一个比较实在的小伙说，你一会儿吃完饭跟我走……", "question": "你见过最土的土豪有多土？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给我看明细，做好心理准备看看，哇，我的年薪太低了...？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2228176"}
{"text": "吵死了。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "我妈在我家长会上睡着了。我还能说什么。", "question": "有一个特别酷的妈妈是怎样一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他是个局外人。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6199662"}
{"text": "时光机刹车出现故障", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjmQEFPr9e1UDEWibq2sfJrcffHdzGibFQOibCAK63aYc0Y61O6e9BmySqf39ribsq17AMicSibNbCfZSVQ"}
{"text": "什么时候能准时让我回去呢？", "question": "你还在说这种话？真啰嗦。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6511408"}
{"text": "（课长对自己真严格……）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzczdifpgfj30ci0eljux"}
{"text": "我有了工作啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348549"}
{"text": "你带纸巾了吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484330"}
{"text": "之前在补课机构上班的时候，几乎每节课都给学生多上十分钟", "question": "如何看待「麦乐鸡侠」的梗？你有遇到过吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个反派奥姆真的太惨了。刚出生没多久知道母亲出轨而被处死，然后后来父亲也死了。然后一个一次都没来过海底的大哥回来跟自己抢王位，身边的谋士和未婚妻都背叛了自己，然后又被大哥打败了，最后终于见到了原来没死的母亲，结果母亲告诉他她也支持大哥……", "question": "电影《海王》有哪些槽点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你是群P里唯一的女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mOS0Ff4aicqRnOSdNgsHnoWvDohXdb56sic6Bzryok6x5K90B8VicciceKA"}
{"text": "无所谓了！我以后再也不会自己骗自己", "question": null, "star": 159, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdd3nfhdaaj60u011w77t02"}
{"text": "别敲啦！邻居搬走了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g34dca5pccj20mt0mtgnz"}
{"text": "可以打给你哦！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496182"}
{"text": "周五的放学铃响了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdriaibdn1uWxyS6plz5ZltFFfzcNFh9y6ub8026N8aPrKp0SD7S2ZELQQ"}
{"text": "有人来了！假装在工作！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7146125"}
{"text": "啊，起来了啊？我也是哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5853754"}
{"text": "华尔街:散户特么摇了我吧", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "蓝光 VS 360P", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu69QaXHjCYFqV2hqInwNzHO3DZviaibfhWKEYqwQuPyTwXJ6AkqxnVZD8w"}
{"text": "这就去成立个皮包公司，专门做人力外包，每两年注销了重新注册一遍", "question": "如何看待姜明代表提议《劳动合同法》排除对于成立不满两年的企业的适用?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每个朋友都想带他出去玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKdCpMtTSDB203ice3FiclKicSJNmiaJsEypD0P7CcuVRqaiaMN5NriaKiavBFQ"}
{"text": "夸了一句婶做的点心好吃就非要我走的时候多带点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3WTcLpg2dZiaFFog7iaGz4Dk6WpZV7EZNM85nZFw2o1Q9w01Nj5LiaSzQg"}
{"text": "福岛县原住民", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarP81tZ6MPK4sPCQwWfCiaiazH1In8KTDUFqIOML10YkOp5es2G5iaTNWdLw"}
{"text": "默默地翻开老师日记，第一页就贴着我的Cosplay照片。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3122375"}
{"text": "久病床前无孝子", "question": "美国突然对加拿大铝产品加征关税，此举有何影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“墙上写的啥？”“扒门者…剁…尾巴”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "大象有任务交给你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksOq232qje6dwrgXLkmdawoMuuEk46E90okuvlDiaNZDvMjD4yTaZfwQw"}
{"text": "c咬着麻筋了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "棒球选手的球探来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7300488"}
{"text": "游泳后学语文。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089816"}
{"text": "“建议买入白云山（600332）和恒顺醋业（600305）这两支股票”（via 人人网用户庄时利和）", "question": "埃博拉如果在中国爆发，我们该如何应对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我证明她当时在洗澡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5z65fp65wj30ci0elaek"}
{"text": "对不起，把你家孩子的玩真踩坏了，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWreS3XiccCVWTvq0hHVMqkYDOQcWVY2ttPyC2p0OGu6CuM6eEEsMO4t6aw"}
{"text": "很久以前曾经见过一个精神病人，主要症状很有独特——打老婆。他经常无缘无故的打老婆，而且打完了还不承认。最厉害的一次，差点把老婆扔出窗子。终于有一天，他老婆忍无可忍，把他送进精神病院。查了一圈，最后发现居然不是精神病！这个病人其实是反复低血糖发作，于是被送到我们内分泌科检查。为什么会是低血糖呢？低血糖发作，大部分临床表现为出汗、饥饿、心慌、颤抖、面色苍白等。这个症状很多人都很熟悉了。其实低血糖还有另外一系列少见的症状。由于大脑主要依靠葡萄糖供能，大脑缺乏足量葡萄糖供应时，可能表现为精神不集中、思维和语言迟钝、躁动、易怒、行为怪异等精神症状，严重者甚至会昏迷。曾经听一位主任说过，低血糖可以表现出精神病院里面的大部分症状！最后，这个打老婆的病人，被诊断为胰岛细胞瘤（一种会分泌胰岛素的肿瘤）引起的反复低血糖发作。由于经常发作低血糖，典型的出汗、饥饿、心慌等症状反而不明显了，单纯表现为精神症状，也就是打老婆_(:з」∠)_PS：我还见过几个很不典型的低血糖病人，有突然唱歌的，有站在床上跳舞的，还有睡觉时候一只手拼命抽动的。", "question": "有见过或听说过哪些特别的精神病案例？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "菌让柠死，柠不得不死", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux43YN81SFOkia7tAmUPFYB0KiajauZR1hWuArwRZ5D4EWb5GaXyGAeY39A"}
{"text": "又要出火警了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "我就一句话：学吉他，世界上可能会多了一名好吉他手；学好贝斯，世界上可能会多了一支好乐队。", "question": "学习贝斯有什么前途？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被卡比吸引。", "question": "粉色的展开就是普通的展开吗？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777066"}
{"text": "钠含量很高适合老二次元吃呐呐呐呐呐呐呐呐呐！", "question": "卫龙的魔芋爽安全吗?长期食用会不会成瘾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世界在新冠疫情停工期间全职上班并加班。", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "统一教会在中国大陆通常指的是基督教新教归正福音派，也称为三自爱国教会，即自行管理、自治和自养的教会。", "question": "今年的流行语大奖是什么呢？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6896841"}
{"text": "涂得这么白，那个幽灵应该看不见吧。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337462"}
{"text": "冰雕名称：不小心坐上去的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDOUwXNiamC5R3aqDxSU73Qce7pYHqGJHxkNmGoSCRk9hYicab8fS0eRBQ"}
{"text": "因为昨晚新买了好看的笔和笔记本。", "question": "为什么很多女生记笔记都很认真？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "然而我并没有做。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3926457"}
{"text": "底价一百", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g74upf8a48j20m80rqgnn"}
{"text": "分享是指：有好的东西，拿出来给你们看看，希望你们也能拥有。装逼是指：有好的东西，拿出来给你们看看，反正你们无法拥有。", "question": "怎么区别「分享」和「装逼」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两个农夫聊天。“你说你要是当上皇帝了，你要干嘛？”“嘿嘿，那我得用金锄头锄地！”", "question": "如果我在大专期间获得了诺贝尔奖，能被保送研究生吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糖好吃。", "question": "从现在开始，我想吃烤肉，请做一下。", "star": 49, "type": "T2T", "image": "2568781"}
{"text": "既然狗都消失了，那就好好休息一下吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6853066"}
{"text": "五六年前的事儿了，有一次开车压了实线变道，被交警抓住了。拦下我的车以后给我开罚单。刚写了两个字，笔没油了，交警大哥有点尴尬，说你等会儿。他就去旁边车里拿了另外一支笔，划了两下，发现还是没油。交警大哥都笑了，跟我说算了，你走吧。我果断上车准备开溜。这时候另外一个交警大哥骑着摩托车过来了。拦住我的交警大哥立刻就冲我大喊，哎你别走。然后他又从新来的交警大哥拿借了支笔过来继续开罚单，写了一个字，笔再次没油了。交警大哥都无语了，跟我说走吧走吧，没你事儿了。。。", "question": "你遇到过最真实的小概率事件是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星期一的一句话。", "question": "请问您有什么困难或烦恼吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388003"}
{"text": "谁把保龄球漆成了足球？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZsta3wZtFNuP3LPS1LVqP3h1NVnkJgwQolJaVR1uWJicwiaPIwU1uO1yJ2WQ"}
{"text": "女法官", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7009873"}
{"text": "自己发电", "question": "用四个汉字以内简洁地描述你的兴趣爱好。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4762408"}
{"text": "周围的人身上一股屎味，真恶心。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4143891"}
{"text": "公司愿意有偿雇佣我偷懒吗？", "question": "你愿意无偿为公司加班吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "腾讯新款游戏手柄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHdTJT455bPx95WFbU9YGVhSD8WuLycibQkYibhB2H1k2NqwmxuJ2VTUNvZLq9oNVfkhdXOKlic299A"}
{"text": "在这个公式中，一直播放星球大战的主题曲。", "question": "这种婚礼我讨厌什么样的婚礼", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4827874"}
{"text": "其实题主这种思路是一种典型的大跃进思路，也是很多家长教育子女的一种思路。就是认为主观能动性大于一切，大于、天份、身体条件和科学的训练方式。让一群死刑犯学钢琴能弹得过郎朗么？", "question": "让死刑犯去踢足球来挽救中国足球，这个方案可行吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这之后嘴里会烧起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7009215"}
{"text": "活下去", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "安乐死选择车祸型的，果然够刺激", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibFt8GFYeuFSpibS6Njib0ic66j9jsh3jcT4KBk5GBnkxPNQFkQiauLC7oHA"}
{"text": "为了不让梅长苏变成梅长须。【点击一起剃造不凡】", "question": "广告 · 博朗为什么要找胡歌做代言人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在医院抽了三次血都没成功，回家的路上车里掉了一大堆鸟粪，我擦的时候自己身上也掉下来了一些。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "事到如今，自己只是个瑞士人这事已经说不出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hewtkim5fkj30ci0elwfn"}
{"text": "太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4794652"}
{"text": "把点着的那头放嘴里。", "question": "如何在禁烟场所内优雅地吸烟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“师傅，我是做什么工作的”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3C8gwymVruQgnPnk4p1kmhtCeMKPM0fHs721BnP8L5KMPQPxK7Hib8Qg"}
{"text": "张技麻人民文等之颜社", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7xj6f7el2j30bw0h40u5"}
{"text": "孙子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EibQlTjswY8gGvvtgClWnS6StXOicW7fMzuTdkOgXm1YicLXELuFSIdKOEKA0g79X6RYptYuxepmzQw"}
{"text": "可能因为自己是伏地魔的一个魂器。建议学习一下大脑封闭术，不要轻易参加火焰杯之类的比赛，另外善待自己的魔杖。", "question": "做梦经常梦见蛇是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都住手！不要为了我而打架啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNmlOyDeQHZuqvRTxeXicXHOphGpzP8VGKIQ62d8EJK5A5iaK9mHHVS5Nbs7BIJx2mMPrkz2uDnWOA"}
{"text": "你看，对方也在道歉，你就原谅他吧？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411195"}
{"text": "床暖和，房间也暖和。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "妮妮和妮妮妈妈的家在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2682362"}
{"text": "这家店的推荐冷面超级热！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "3892630"}
{"text": "你不懂饥饿罢工。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4768250"}
{"text": "有什么事啊年轻人？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9b73m8l3pj20g00e5dh3"}
{"text": "我在这表演从嘴里变出手帕的魔术呢观众却没看这边..", "question": null, "star": 266, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpg4ckrdvbj613e1ehguc02"}
{"text": "她对SNS的美感感到疯狂。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6013812"}
{"text": "我想被抱住。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4934182"}
{"text": "老师：你来回答问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibw4eZXljSsfKx2Yue5PGYv86uqgibtnAVgE0TkYPT00uqJwBE431hmFQ"}
{"text": "哥哥……淋雨比较好吗？还是把我弄湿比较好呢？快进伞里来吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6845378"}
{"text": "你瞅啥！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "爸爸，别在我种的盆栽上练空手道了好吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6224624"}
{"text": "人太多了。", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "6394748"}
{"text": "来一起玩嘛，这次保证不再折你耳朵了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "你现在想要的，你曾经都拥有。", "question": "恋爱中最遗憾的时刻是什么时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "布鲁塔斯，你也太露骨了。", "question": "在谚语或名言后面加上“但是”来破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5618635"}
{"text": "当校长讲话终于结束时，学生们已经……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g79lmjwumsj20mf0mf0vu"}
{"text": "打年糕的短篇故事", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6686409"}
{"text": "when we disco", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "骑摩托的老公还不知道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh23f7kfphj20ar0ahjsc"}
{"text": "我们来交个朋友吧。普通的。", "question": "普通朋友生日，送黄金合适吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我怎么跟着打了个哈欠？（不是配文 是真的）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "躲猫猫不是这么玩的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "李美嘉儿的惊喜演出。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1402363"}
{"text": "茶茶丸去球了，好可怜", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5181481"}
{"text": "医生：快点！ICU的患者穿白大褂跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5HgrJlTgePh4cSAiamabzibtJlibvYs8AZL6dGfN53eRMRAeicciaI3XyICA"}
{"text": "晚饭后乘凉的父亲", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g58z5iqvpaj20u014yn59"}
{"text": "很烦躁，大堆外行人跑来和你讨论三体问题，维度，光速神马的。然后你又跟他们解释不清楚…… 想想看还是匿了吧……", "question": "物理科学家或科研从业人员如何评价《三体》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“啊”对着电风扇着玩的小孩儿", "question": null, "star": 267, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh5nuy9tu9j210a10a0zd"}
{"text": "先去吃铜锣烧吧。", "question": "机器猫绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5633887"}
{"text": "白天又要吃炒面吗？", "question": "我对妈妈做的饭感到非常不满。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4225359"}
{"text": "提示新来的同伴那是领导的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrlBfLv3r8icAr8DTwqzouQW8BLILaqm8qOsKPyUG9IZpH5mYjBSjysFw"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2yf2q632zj20n00pstbi"}
{"text": "我狗猫女儿老婆", "question": null, "star": 182, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz1py80whrj60ve0wugon02"}
{"text": "必须是诸葛亮！白在四川呆那么多年了么？", "question": "如果荀彧、郭嘉、诸葛亮、陆逊这几个工于心计的著名谋士凑一桌打麻将，谁会赢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个浑蛋，在我睡觉的时候乱涂鸦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6470854"}
{"text": "偷公司厕所的手纸回家用，导致公司丢失订单。我们公司的厕所里每天都有后勤的人来放手纸，然后有一个爱贪便宜的员工，就把那个手纸从转筒里抠出来带回家用。后来大家一般就都默认厕所可能会没纸，要么先确认一下，要么就自己带纸了……直到有一天，一个重要的外国客户来访，老外嘛，都是上惯了有手纸的厕所，直接就进去了。结果哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……那个老外语言又不通，特别尴尬地被关在厕所里面很久……然后那个单子就黄了（虽然未见得一定是手纸的原因）。领导气炸了都，当时就调了走廊的监控，发现了三次那哥们拿着一卷手纸出厕所的背影，所以很快就找到人了。这是我亲身经历里最搞笑的炒鱿鱼了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，而且这人还被全公司 OA 指名道姓的通报批评，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为太冷了所以我编了一条围巾，但是只找到了polo线，对不起...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4007473"}
{"text": "两小时制", "question": "这是298日元租金的房屋概况吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3398375"}
{"text": "突然出现在卡车前面，肯定没命了。", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "去年去支教的时候陪着一个小孩一起看《喜洋洋与灰太狼》，问他最喜欢里面哪一个角色啊，他的回答是“灰太狼”，这个回答我并不意外，意外的是他的理由——“灰太狼从来没有放弃过”", "question": "在狼图腾中聪明绝顶，猎杀黄羊无数的狼，为什么在喜洋洋的故事里像傻瓜一样？这种价值观的灌输对青少年儿童群体来说是否准确？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "绳结快松开了得系紧点才行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glakuqige2j30ci0elaf6"}
{"text": "我邻居的朋友的同学的妹妹，因为太胖被前男友甩了，整日茶不思饭不想以泪洗面，三个月暴瘦几十斤，相亲时意外遇到前男友，成功复合。……一个月后再次因太胖被甩……", "question": "相亲见到前女友是有多尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Lupin！你在哪啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286802"}
{"text": "因为谈恋爱没有法律效力，一般都是建议跟律师结婚", "question": "为什么有些人认为“不要跟律师谈恋爱”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "取下的灯泡慢慢地交给我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrFwjJiaF0F1V2WZIFnSnZA0KS0yM287H8jfHEt6EF5D0cTAAY293dMkA"}
{"text": "来往拉不到 100 个人。。。", "question": "为什么阿里巴巴技术总监@淘宝鬼脚七 离开了阿里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看真的恐怖故事后，从客厅走向厕所或浴室的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2436620"}
{"text": "第一次用温水冲洗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0Tss72ANBIficIZFgxmwTuVyo9EqWrCAMNxicS5oXDEfbk0avLjsGHZzg"}
{"text": "伙伴被吸尘器吸进去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2jprpw79fj30ci0el758"}
{"text": "却不给吐槽点赞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hde8h008o0j30ci0elwic"}
{"text": "假面骑士本应乘船战斗，却迟到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2889116"}
{"text": "那家美发店收购了，把这个发型推广开来吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6643281"}
{"text": "哇塞！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5538915"}
{"text": "樱桃不停地剥着6B铅笔的皮，不时喊着“美味火箭铅笔呀！”，显得很高兴。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3740048"}
{"text": "我会回来的。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4186465"}
{"text": "这是你的鞋跟", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "谁还需要盖章的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWSIQVZichXMHnGLMUqJZXWKibVrajwvWMBer02iciaNaVkkoPlETvKb82Vw"}
{"text": "地上四个猴，身上qi个猴，一共几个猴", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "拆开后的工作原理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6592r99adj30ci0eldj1"}
{"text": "第一次接头的线人决定伪装一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHJBXr4pNyphj3bhWV7RZ3lvxjVIQfVEpvQqvJiaXgRAgXVB1kEbKTD5w"}
{"text": "你不走老妈走了哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5a24h50q9j30ci0el781"}
{"text": "最近的矿泉水瓶太软了，很难打开！", "question": "告诉我哪些事情不能太软弱。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4147087"}
{"text": "这个很容易理解，因为互联网公司的人不用穿衣服给客户看。其实做网店的人穿的比他们还随意呢，因为他们连有没有穿衣服都是一个谜……", "question": "互联网公司的人穿得都很「随意」么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早跟你说不要去戴夫的后院啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfV9lrcxF1Q1M029nfia90oglUEksgERouicozMbiaFtCXe2vTZiciarvCzljg"}
{"text": "你好，你感兴趣的“日式冷吐槽”已开通了超话社区～ 超话社区是微博旗下兴趣互动社区，快来与志同道合的小伙伴们一起交流互动吧！ 戳我进入&gt;&gt; ", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "这个老家伙看到，我简直羞愧得无地自容。", "question": "可以的话，请教我一些动漫的杂学知识。", "star": 63, "type": "T2T", "image": "3921200"}
{"text": "昆虫采集 -> 虫子收集", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7042967"}
{"text": "总觉得还是肥皂泡有点危险。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1900782"}
{"text": "雷格西这个死家伙又去哪了", "question": null, "star": 772, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "想开点大兄弟要是她前男友知道自己的前女友涂着自己送给她的口红跟别的男人约会指不定更郁闷呢", "question": "女朋友涂着她前男友送的口红来和我约会，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于孩子们回来了...", "question": null, "star": 434, "type": "I2T", "image": "5661078"}
{"text": "揪前座同学毛衣线头的时候同学突然站了起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFPudCa6l93kOmdba655miaZ24sN25LEDibpPJHpiaHShDJPKGNorHWzHnA"}
{"text": "问他借钱", "question": "年纪特别小的一个男同事总摸我怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是学物理的。我的老板们经常会收到一些信，开头一般都是「我推翻了牛顿三大定律 \\ 爱因斯坦相对论 \\ 量子力学。」", "question": "你所处的行业经常遇到哪些外行话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的脸真的能hold住4K吗？", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "4767363"}
{"text": "针锋相对但没有结果。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6485155"}
{"text": "爷爷在被窝里睡觉。", "question": "我们的家族也许也是忍者吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6765729"}
{"text": "笑声的感知能力得到提升。", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "能做到汉斯季默的程度.....", "question": "非科班出身的人做音乐能做到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "路经一银行，门口广场上摆着桌子，上有贡品香烛等物品，一群不知和尚还是老道的，嘴里念念有词的在做法……我问看热闹的大爷。大爷说：「唉！人一下子没了，家里人不知道存折密码，银行非要本人来，这不正请着呢。」", "question": "你听过哪些匪夷所思的故事/经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原装黑色礼服假面", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "06 年从一个美国中西部一个小城经芝加哥转机到渥太华。但因为大雪出发的时候严重延误，办票的柜员告诉我赶不上在芝加哥航班了，改签明天再飞吧。正准备回去，柜员告诉我等等，把我送往芝加哥航班的机长碰巧是从芝加哥飞渥太华的机长。柜员说，你运气太好了，飞机不会等你，但总会等机长吧。那是我最从容的一次登机，我华丽丽地跟着机长在芝加哥下了飞机。虽然过了起飞时间很久，而且登机口都关闭了，我跟着机长还是慢悠悠地上了飞往渥太华的飞机。", "question": "你有什么关于赶火车赶飞机的神奇经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的闹钟看到我又一次没有按时起床，怀疑起了自己的意义", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0HicJqkMtQuiajrxJtWCoVWhVo4Rn6UerGQ16cf0M9ic67lBJ05khQ5IVg"}
{"text": "多年后同学聚会。我酒过三巡问她：「你知道那时候下课为什么我总爱找你问问题吗？」她已能平静地回答：「你知道为什么下课我不出去而坐在座位吗？」", "question": "你错过了哪些异性对你的暗示？ 你的哪些暗示没有被异性理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "耳朵被老鼠咬掉的黄战士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7ga4m4m3pj30ci0elq5f"}
{"text": "ATM 机吐钞的时候。", "question": "有哪个瞬间会让你想「就一直这么下去该多好」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "课堂上的柯南", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "大家都是瘦而肌肉发达的。", "question": "这家相扑部屋好酷啊~这是哪家相扑部屋？", "star": 25, "type": "T2T", "image": "5435215"}
{"text": "这条狗狗真不乖，这是三个人用的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5001660"}
{"text": "“医生，我的马蹄脚能治吗？我都还是螃蟹手呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eKfMK39nB3pnD4ickyjVFtwW3JYKsibzbOXYia8leaVEa6W6unrCU0Dibiaw"}
{"text": "快帮我浇挠痒痒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWK7Qgib6SA7kL0AoyI4aHGBxELuJlvxvjzbBlzrxSp5aF9u05TcgDzhA"}
{"text": "这是实体书店在互联网时代生存的唯一方法了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xCE2HKb6wicg1yMP93lqbIPMp7U6BS1xK77b4m0aajPQeQBBRcVNbprA"}
{"text": "确定申报", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "跟男朋友(现已结婚）躺床上看电影，是真的只看电影，他从背后搂着我，我感觉他系的皮带不知道咋回事，突然硌得慌，就跟他说：“你能不能把你的皮带找东西垫一下，硌着我了。”他当时也是比较内向的一个人，楞了一下，没说话，拿枕头挡着了。直到看完后他送我回家，我突然发现，他穿的是运动裤，是没有皮带的！！！！！发现就发现吧，最主要的是，我还把这句话说出来了：“你的衣服不是没有皮带吗？怎么会硌人呢？”说完我反应过来了，恨不得原地割头！！！！！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！", "question": "你和异性发生过的最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麻醉针与咖啡斗争中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ess5kgfkycj209o06yjst"}
{"text": "一起去打棒球吧！", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3163702"}
{"text": "我明明只说刘海剪短点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibTYrIJpDVvBDdFXYL2Z3ldZSpE7DOlwCfiarmbaia4iaGMicDynTbWrWzQQ"}
{"text": "有热水游泳池还游个毛啊，我一进去就想搓澡。", "question": "为什么很少有热水游泳池呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷！你老伴要是知道我俩吃同一个棒棒糖你老伴不会吃醋吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usb9okZ2Lv170Fr1euDSmvWicFuicLuSMlZUfkop66icmEla30tfbdeJGLw"}
{"text": "别别别，假发会掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPYbvLOSMpoDAw7skJYkXYrEtrNhNPbVPpoT4ayoZkTeZaAic9gubUHGX6m7iah4XgSKiaevZY9IyA"}
{"text": "RPG的旅行服装果然很酷炫，是在异世界转生后才深刻感受到的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7200889"}
{"text": "0 啊，因为有光头", "question": "全世界的人头发乘起来有多少。?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生生气的时候从后面偷笑。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5029371"}
{"text": "是这样的。我身份证是 3-20，算是双鱼。然而这他妈是阴历，所以事实上是 4-30 金牛。但是出生证明是 12-28 魔羯。所以有意向达成十二星座的妹子可以联系我。我一个顶仨", "question": "如果一个男/女生说，他/她集齐了十二个星座的前任，我们应该如何估计他/她前任的数量？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然不大……但是……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6789717"}
{"text": "真羡慕你。以前都是我粘着她，第二天还要被她说我睡觉挤她。现在没的挤了，从床左边滚到右边。来回滚。", "question": "浅睡眠的人，女朋友睡觉黏人怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "码，我女朋友也刷最右！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNYkd3Gu9rTY1jzbBnCaEH9nMoNxHzP1dtUXaXkLeibycSGntjTnqiarqg"}
{"text": "屁太臭了。", "question": "他肯定是个吸烟者。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029231"}
{"text": "「说！你是不是喜欢楼上的王奶奶！」「我的天啊，怎么可能」「肯定是！我今天亲眼看到你扶她过马路了！」「老婆，王奶奶已经八十二岁了，比我奶奶还大五岁呢……」「那又怎么样！看那皮肤嫩的呦，比我都细腻。身材前凸后翘的，你是不是把持不住了？嗯？」「不可能啊，那么大岁数了，只是换了人造皮肤嘛，就算我把持不住，也不能真——」「你看你果然有想法！！！」「没有没有，我错啦，我以后再也不扶她了，遇到王奶奶我就当没看见！好不好？」「哼，算你有点良心，那你写个保证书。」「好好好，这就去。」 「老伴啊，听说楼下小两口因为小伙子扶你过马路在家吵架呢，说小伙子对你有意思。」「啊？不会吧，小伙子看起来挺老实的。」「是啊，谁知道真的假的，咱可得注意点，挺大岁数了别让人说闲话。」「说的也是，下回还是拄着拐杖出去吧。唉，这些人也是，我都 82 岁了，还这么八卦，烦不烦」「这不是儿女孝顺嘛，咱俩八十大寿时候刚换的人造皮肤，你底子也好，乍一看和高圆圆似的。」「老不正经的！你这个吴彦祖同款也是孩子特意选的，好像比你年轻时候还帅。」「帅是帅，可现在太火了，走在大街上总撞脸，那天下楼买个菜遇到仨老头都吴彦祖同款，我给了钱非说我没给。」「死老头子事儿真多！要不过两年问问孩子买个王宝强款的，保证独一份。」「别别别，我还是安心撞脸吧，这大岁数了，也帅不了几年了。」", "question": "如果未来的技术进步能让所有人终身维持 20 岁的容颜，世界将会变得怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我要做一个，不会基础数理化和语文英语的高素质人才。」", "question": "我讨厌应试教育，为什么农村不搞素质教育？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抱歉，请勿吸烟！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xetrk7u8j20ga0ei0to"}
{"text": "蹲坑时屎把水溅起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITJWdLkepriaGtwVyZC3wmUCDLmYCgwMZkU0EhsPMAdXwfmNEVblPf5yQ"}
{"text": "我误用了棒球止滑剂。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5512490"}
{"text": "受伤最重的是脖子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgzo7xzd2nj30ci0elt98"}
{"text": "便秘的萨摩耶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertio8enw4j208o0b9q40"}
{"text": "别急，慌也没用啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093722"}
{"text": "有点脱妆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eklbeqdfy2j20au09nwfg"}
{"text": "可是这是终点站呀", "question": null, "star": 386, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbp1o39frj611l1e445702"}
{"text": "动物园的明星景点“河马池”旁边新建了“河马桑拿房”。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3808847"}
{"text": "舍不得丢弃的公路赛车手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2076053"}
{"text": "胖，是一种不管别人说「你胖了」或是「你瘦了」都能感觉到有形状的恶意扑面砸来的敏感。", "question": "肥是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买了基金", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "我买了一副无度数的隐形眼镜试试。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3589219"}
{"text": "这张脸看起来像橙子呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3112671"}
{"text": "往山西大同运煤能挣着钱？", "question": "为什么德云社不在天津开分社？有哪些实际原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夫人，有火柴吗？有打火机。(“干得好。让我听听你的秘密信息。”神田正辉拉低声音说。“真的吗？”)", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1493138"}
{"text": "赢一把就睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcuwSNAVY3RsaZXb17qLfe4GSd44Vx3km0CxMS6ic4HWB8maf5ibJDO5ng"}
{"text": "陈卓璇：是我站的不够高吗？赵小棠：你也配说这句话。虞书欣：等着姐姐陈卓璇：我的目标要跟行业内所有人比较，包括台上四位导师。虞书欣：哇哦～孙芮：你这人真幽默", "question": "想知道陈卓璇和虞书欣在一个营会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开采木星的木头有语法分析上的技术难点。有同样技术难点的句子还包括：咬死猎人的猎狗挖空土星的土豆检查水星的水表消灭火星的火苗", "question": "开采木星的木头有哪些技术难点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的左手食指不冷吗？", "question": "请做出超土气的求婚。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6065860"}
{"text": "小猫咪不见了？谁知道呢，我没见过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkl307tacaj30ci0elwn2"}
{"text": "我的冷笑话没有人看。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "哇啊！我踩着油门怎么还不走呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4852756"}
{"text": "把他代码里的 ; 全部替换成希腊的问号 ;虽然看起来一毛一样，但是会报错。", "question": "程序员或者擅长计算机的人生气了会怎么报复人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想养吗？：年收入多少？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPg1LJiaPHeFQ1BMvmD1IiazicibsBic6y3mu7GicLq9FY1kAtE53VrPLicC9Gw"}
{"text": "太好了！他体内的邪气终于消散了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecb20hcuprj208q0cpdgw"}
{"text": "雅木茶还没有玩呢。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6750058"}
{"text": "“你居然有爸爸” “他是神父”", "question": null, "star": 291, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "我去了那家理发店。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6890635"}
{"text": "昨天存卡上的老鼠怎么不见了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJBBou9I3jkBnq5py7jfqicJJnXBU9KSXqNBOpjtve0foib7YujXcy490A"}
{"text": "看见满月的照片，不由自主的学起了狼叫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kcgWztBvtzIqAbFEVM0Dlmib1niaBK4G6tnqiavxuskMm2QwJH1bn07DUA"}
{"text": "北方的导弹不幸击中了目标。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2922062"}
{"text": "在一场神学辩论中获得了胜利", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtnlDPd7xC4kRWIJKEon06TibcoiaYuSQicXXu7lmWJia190D7shNAqL9USA"}
{"text": "虽然这道题不会，但也不能空着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8jBG3ISmqeYZybRdJc21aPmGp7kGum8d6Ic7bc6Iib7iaiaOFVcDKxAyAw"}
{"text": "你不要问我按不按你应该问我能按几下。", "question": "假如有一个按钮，按下后人类平均智商和寿命会提升 60%，但地球会在 600 年后毁灭，你会摁吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学老师一直说自己是动物园园长来着…", "question": "当动物园园长是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "寿司卷翻滚", "question": "把童话的标题翻译成外语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975674"}
{"text": "镶金牙挂金链带墨镜的大哥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWV9g9guXv5C3F3fcJK0CLefbnSGO0ibCUdAdS8SQL9kD7sibaQWPiazccA"}
{"text": "那么，请问你为什么希望进入黑心企业呢？", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "1615761"}
{"text": "这么一根全捅你喉咙里你难不难受？啊？难不难受？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usuxkQAfpHrIgH34CLO67YvjSBEOAZhyBDUz3eiaDkkotq3OE5ANpOfXg"}
{"text": "听妈妈跟相亲对象说了一堆自己没有的优点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyao7Cbo5m7Kk3qoJ32xkdHUKOo8RdnXJqjJrFbjLGOatTIraeuonIfg"}
{"text": "从自行车上掉下后主人没发现骑走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhu18ben2ej30ci0eln0v"}
{"text": "仔细一看，原来不是久保田利伸，所以大家都走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2638879"}
{"text": "我看到了镜子。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680223"}
{"text": "对手是吉田沙保里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582586"}
{"text": "我瞄准了上野！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3446970"}
{"text": "5毛特效的巨鱼怪电影剧照", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "来不及了，装睡吧", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "我鬼混回来啦", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "在我头上试圆珠笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1espym3z67zj209i09kabu"}
{"text": "这次的光之美少女有很多黑暗英雄元素。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4228561"}
{"text": "送？乌龟先送到了吗？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7xyrkhuloj30ci0eldkd"}
{"text": "我当时是怎么进来的来着？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "时间倒流的症状。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7332922"}
{"text": "巨人正在进击过来。", "question": "麻烦告诉我一下《进击的巨人》的内容。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263486"}
{"text": "币圈大佬笑看韭菜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "我女儿正在吃我特意留下的布丁。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5684279"}
{"text": "这是我爸爸的工作，把普通的斧头丢进这个池子里，然后说他也把斧头丢了，我们回家吧。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "2739817"}
{"text": "夏天用的时候，风扇会发出像妈妈说话的声音提醒你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7039461"}
{"text": "球，别这样！不要为了我而争斗！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3956175"}
{"text": "歌与歌之间的闲谈还挺吸引人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg4s0o59hgj30ci0elt9x"}
{"text": "大雄、铁人兵团和地球联邦军。", "question": "在哆啦A梦的世界里，如果出现了高达，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510102"}
{"text": "我是松树啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "不制裁俄罗斯方块说不过去", "question": "猫科动物国际联合会宣布制裁俄罗斯境内的猫，如何评价这种做法？猫会怎么想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一夜未归的丈夫早上拉开门后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu6t520h2sj30ci0elgov"}
{"text": "不是他35岁不结婚，是他35岁之前啥也没有你不愿意嫁给他。", "question": "35 岁了条件很好还不结婚的男人是什么心态？和他们谈恋爱靠不靠谱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美颜", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvsz4gfyxjj20yi1adwpy"}
{"text": "那个经常麻烦我的老爷爷说：“你要回到大自然去。快点走吧。”但是我被勾住了，飞不起来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "911108"}
{"text": "这么说吧，前几天给我妈打电话唠嗑，我妈蹦出来一句：炒股票都赔了快 100w 了。我特么的没想过家里还有 100w 能赔…", "question": "你什么时候发觉父母比自己想象得有钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "直到五分之前，我旁边的机器一直在中大奖。", "question": null, "star": 95, "type": "I2T", "image": "5823940"}
{"text": "全都是泡沫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nFqplgNAfaoJtrvdVAIZMyVgNKg8icW57ypyqOaU5bBBe0PROnKYKsibQ"}
{"text": "我是你妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJwOmrE4P8qc1wlLHqGj9icYoQ8FicBHiaDzLZgIhT0tibQ9bvlDiaSwRV4IuJnib8LemjTZhlFA9psaA"}
{"text": "对于男孩子我最看重的还是才华，长相无所谓，帅就可以了。", "question": "吉他到底是不是把妹的冲锋枪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用头命中靶心🎯", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "连续放错两块俄罗斯方块", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6OFvfqART25WYZbniad5VoZtGLzEf05hoNGIvSmHG2W6gHcjn32FbsSg"}
{"text": "谢霆锋王菲、谢霆锋陈小春、黄晓明陈伟霆、陈伟霆阿 Sa、赵丽颖林允、刘烨张杰、刘恺威魏大勋、邓紫棋华晨宇、方力申钟欣潼。一般情况下不会同台的人，在这里全都集齐了。", "question": "如何评价「湾区升明月」2021 大湾区中秋电影音乐晚会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就剩这一根韭菜还没出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "交警「少废话，驾照拿出来」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6k9v3dkz0j30ci0el758"}
{"text": "在悲伤的时候，误删了今天演讲的数据，一切都消失了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6493881"}
{"text": "这个屁一定不能遇明火。。。", "question": "吃了油鱼（棘鳞蛇鲭）后屁股流油是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五香大头菜", "question": "“七窍玲珑心”，怎么对前句合适?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摘掉面具我其实长这样", "question": null, "star": 565, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm5x9m6n6hj611w17fjwm02"}
{"text": "喂！来查寝的老师已经走了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpykuh6skrj30ci0elwok"}
{"text": "首先声明，答主女，163CM。前几天去某科技馆玩儿，在二楼看见了一个憨厚可掬的乌龟雕塑。经过时正好有些累了，于是就准备靠着休息一下。刚靠上去的时候，乌龟突然说话了：请坐好！请坐好！我：！！！！遂赶紧调整坐姿，端端正正地坐在上面。乌龟突然不说话了正当我疑惑之际，乌龟突然又出声了，声音洪亮，响彻整个二楼：您的体重是，57 千克！我：……", "question": "有哪些「还有这种操作？」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孔雀：孔雀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382169"}
{"text": "一说「你生前欠我那10万……好友的怨灵就升天了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hebnhmvmkdj30ci0eln1v"}
{"text": "在来食堂之前提前为笔记本电脑充满电，这样可以一边用笔记本跑数据，一边吃卷饼。吃一个三素一荤的卷饼大约 10 元，而跑 30 分钟的数据大约为自己的毕业后月均收入提高 1-100 元（看行业），最多只需要 10 个月，就能通过这次跑的数据把吃卷饼的钱赚回来。与此同时，在背着笔记本电脑来食堂的路上，实现每天锻炼一小时，健康工作五十年的目标。如此，才能卷翻天。", "question": "如何看待清华食堂新学期隆重推出新菜「大饼卷翻天」？如何卷才最实惠好吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“等等，呕吐袋在这里！‘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkk0FdoLoUBOoicu1RSLE1G6ATEcHAvZDctLK17BDW25Y0RU14UxMaicFQQ"}
{"text": "番茄大战中，看到有人在丢石头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmqQNicFh3J3ss50gBicNkbKZPAMsh2BUPF30m0ibNX5T3MXt3dEmZkFqYg"}
{"text": "在运动会的团体操等待中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4059879"}
{"text": "上课看课外书被发现时假装不知道发生了什么的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicI1bStCJWYDeumdfKuzeianJwJ1QIycianqstQmDvpCv6N1ia2CyYtm9gg"}
{"text": "自助餐吃撑后又上了新菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hao8y3syshj30ci0elgpb"}
{"text": "追他们的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBic9Hnq1wk4pQkbkmngsw36mpW2zWXsic7RI7LAsm629U3o7XdT6tG9NA"}
{"text": "你妈给你试卷签字时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibIOECUDk4AhzF00C944UfjTbDVia9dHDhXyGyyTicJxDBRKfYs7qODV7w"}
{"text": "确认了，是韩国人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWgwLXfYtakCOt8wSsV4p5uDYSmic0f2eYuabRp1FYrSicXpOQISQ4kAXg"}
{"text": "从木雕的熊手中取出的鲑鱼，出乎意料地逼真。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387042"}
{"text": "历代白战士集合", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hflxz9xw3uj30ci0el75g"}
{"text": "画在床单衣服上会被妈妈骂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3PqF6rT8Jgf2SCJiawsS507bXFAZGIx3qgafmicp9dRT16sIdBbzTjJqQ"}
{"text": "说了这么多，你到底养不养我，给句痛快话吧", "question": null, "star": 443, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1govbqzi2hnj612f1dbtji02"}
{"text": "爪", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "好心塞，看来是时候放弃DJ梦想了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwjl37wy4aj20i60fkdgj"}
{"text": "眉目传情。", "question": "如果被壁咚了，接下来会是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1655058"}
{"text": "是不是被狠狠地用扎束来回打了一顿？", "question": "分享一个无人能理解的夏日回忆。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3409604"}
{"text": "一边说着啊，按错了，啊，一边按下了所有楼层的按钮，在二楼下车。", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "621596"}
{"text": "『下面这道题，抽个想睡觉的同学回答』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdfeercfchj30ci0elgow"}
{"text": "其实她妹妹比她小五岁以上，只是不太为人所知。", "question": null, "star": 1653, "type": "I2T", "image": "6881661"}
{"text": "充值的时候请支付费用。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522218"}
{"text": "清华几年间，基本每周会和家里至少打一通电话。我妈最后的叮嘱从「好好学习，要对得起高中的努力」，慢慢变成了现在的「凡事想开些，不要老是和别人比，活着最要紧」。", "question": "在清华大学当学渣是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是代替品（呜呼）。", "question": "用芝麻代替。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3531395"}
{"text": "忘记念木鱼时的经文。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135655"}
{"text": "和喜欢的女生说完这句话结果被她把头发烧了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNkxB10400B9DP5V9hG001yWqFgfVQmnibdawL4CCHOdBR5RayNaKTdsA"}
{"text": "咔嚓咔嚓地冻结着。", "question": "这样的白雪公主不会被王子唤醒。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7269705"}
{"text": "眼神交汇就开打，这是常识吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6182782"}
{"text": "自己长着耳朵竟然会感到羞耻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5319220"}
{"text": "他连让我思考的时间都不给。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7203020"}
{"text": "以前在我家养的猫叫你是谁？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7129240"}
{"text": "就是挠那儿.哎.对对对就这个地儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw6xc3jqvzj20yi0vzasa"}
{"text": "买双增高鞋吧..被妹子的马尾摔到脸上说来说去还是因为自己身高太低吧..", "question": "电梯里遇到前面的马尾辫甩来甩去又动不了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "禁止员工携带花生米、拍黄瓜、铁钉等零副食品进厂……？", "question": "茅台酒厂如何防止员工上班时偷喝茅台酒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电台主播叽里呱啦地说着什么听不懂。", "question": "甲子园的那些事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5363697"}
{"text": "新闻推销开始认真了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4094454"}
{"text": "不是鸟嘌呤吗？", "question": "为什么有人把「ACG」的「G」只理解为 Galgame？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，好像想说要少点咖啡牛奶？", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661403"}
{"text": "好热啊，好热啊，好热啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1546423"}
{"text": "朋友那借的快速卸妆工具效果不错", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9ZW1PDcOXTYaCLFNWD3DY1YwumgmBglckywG7NepyU8ExU2CuaH38qA"}
{"text": "支点力点作业员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KfNh0A4B0TxhMYzmMxicbuOTfO4yRaV8aJCwawhgicvPdcILG3zVyiboSg"}
{"text": "必须要有墨和笔。", "question": "设计笔记的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5597183"}
{"text": "这边来呀。", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "2780367"}
{"text": "自己又懒又馋还怪社会。。", "question": "以瘦为美的观念是社会对胖子施加的精神暴力吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脱水的症状", "question": null, "star": 3499, "type": "I2T", "image": "5671401"}
{"text": "我刚打电话问 Lisa，她说她只回复考全年级前三名的人", "question": "加了Lisa（BLACKPINK里的）QQ的集美有收到过她的回复吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“哎哟，是吗？”", "question": "我们的家族也许也是忍者吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6765729"}
{"text": "大部分恋爱死得都不慢，只是不秀恩爱就默默死掉的旁人发现不了啊。", "question": "「秀恩爱，散得快」有道理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女朋友：你给我说清楚！别解释了！我不听！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNQ7QQAvRFpQybm2DBBOjnia6Bsk6gaV6eCN05JdudBib51FiaNHIh58nJg"}
{"text": "浅田真央和柳泽慎吾", "question": null, "star": 3045, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207421"}
{"text": "别傻愣着了，快点行动啊！", "question": "18版的TikTok被批评。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "4099782"}
{"text": "再分出两个身就可以出院了哦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hectfk5h3sj30ci0el789"}
{"text": "夏天在野外拉完屎之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mXmygqJhK9puwS1V8YBhkhwQVrJ1V3WtxWynRs6Aclww308h4LjUnXA"}
{"text": "刘禅：不要拿那几个垃圾和朕比！典韦怎么样？在敌军中一回就死了，放眼天下，除了子龙将军、文鸯和朕，谁还能在敌军当中七进七出？孟获：禀陛下，还有臣。刘禅：你滚啊！", "question": "袁谭、袁尚、刘琮、刘琦、刘璋五个人比刘禅如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "论文辅助工具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVT6k5HIKGLgppcjv3qMUo8PpjD5wTQIHLTgJEvzzAiatRUJ4via7asVVw"}
{"text": "很新颖，用拟声词吸引人，用得好能提升宣传效果。例句：先天下之忧而忧 后天下之乐而乐嘤嘤嘤 before everyone 嘤嘤嘤，哈哈哈 after everyone 哈哈哈君子动口不动手君子 prefer to 叽里呱啦 you rather than 噼里啪啦 you生活就像一面镜子，你对它笑，它也会对你笑。life is like a bling bling，if you 哈哈哈 to it，itll 哈哈哈 to you too闻将军之名，如雷贯耳your name is like 轰隆轰隆 in my ears说了这么多，你净当耳旁风。叽里呱啦so much，you take it as 呼呼呼呼大弦嘈嘈如急雨，小弦切切如私语。嘈嘈切切错杂弹，大珠小珠落玉盘。major 沙沙沙沙，minor 叽里呱啦。———————，咚咚咚and叮叮叮 fall into玉盘。", "question": "如何看待媒体《you 滴答滴答 me，I 哗啦哗啦 you》的标题？如何用类似句式进行造句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到现在，我还习惯瞒着我父母谈恋爱。当然，不是他们不许我谈，他们巴不得我谈，然后尽快结婚。但我心里就是觉得，让他们知道了，这个感情就不属于我了。我想，这应该就是所谓禁止早恋给我带来的影响吧。", "question": "中国普遍的反对早恋会对孩子们有什么影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“阿笠博士，你给小兰准备的头盔不合适啊”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TINsxTa2OlvaYk6V7xSJ2eJMXwG6IUsaRnkXHPw2EAgZibYUfyXK1Oc2LjStLmOia7UpTUpSBT1Drw"}
{"text": "每命令一次就口吐芬芳。", "question": "我觉得这个球有点难用的理由是什么呢？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7168811"}
{"text": "Job Queue", "question": "工作面试中帅气的自我介绍方式。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5014162"}
{"text": "主要是因为在中国，逼格党把所有发了财的摇滚乐队和歌手都开除出摇滚圈了。", "question": "为什么国外的摇滚乐队商业上很成功，中国的就不行？ ?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生前最后看到的景象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4Qiczyhbj8Sy0MHiaEFtX2yV0xvS3icHGapPq8GQVLBmUANWd5Q3rVFC7bg"}
{"text": "我的愿望是变成能许愿的水晶球", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "我是一个人。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338649"}
{"text": "一声巨大的屁响之后……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QceWETJahYaLNgBzvNnkEFEV81FoX0QO4fibMWsEy7dwnNujPM42Q3uyTbkyKNmHdHsXMzQ5GVIJQ"}
{"text": "是D还是E呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4871786"}
{"text": "送妻狂魔陈家洛——《书剑恩仇录》智障青年之逆袭——《射雕英雄传》老婆失贞老公残——《神雕侠侣》情圣宁死不报仇——《倚天屠龙记》不文盲，不成活，反智主义巨著——《侠客行》丑陋女主迷死人——《飞狐外传》杀妻英雄传&精子奇遇记——《天龙八部》哦，还有一个： 《鹿鼎记》", "question": "有什么反俗套的武侠故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孩子太笨，爸爸请来的5个家教已经被蠢死两个了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq1w66phlmj20b4099q58"}
{"text": "没什么才艺的我准备给大家表演拉丁舞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFn7PLOwIvOSjVl9EXyZDibO7FicvQSqHP8Ay8mjcEXTXjDWH1HMbgjLwA"}
{"text": "所以我说过不要叫修造啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1506814"}
{"text": "他用右手指示，所以这边是右边吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906700"}
{"text": "哪有这样的道理啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5848031"}
{"text": "硬把装备拖到不属于它的那栏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7StFibXicRkFX63ibwYPa33gEfnORy0lR8BfjAb7S1thDWia329GFsRZo2A"}
{"text": "升龙拳/龙卷风腿", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3396621"}
{"text": "两层饭盒里装的都是米饭。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "蜡烛玩法的替代品。", "question": "请问夜体蜜素有什么意想不到的用法？", "star": 65, "type": "T2T", "image": "4285434"}
{"text": "电视剧被改编的时候，所有的赞助商都是律师事务所。", "question": "主人公的标志性台词就是“我一定要诉说出来！” 结果如何呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6927427"}
{"text": "我提交了一个深思熟虑的冷笑话，然后收到了一个不常见的消息...", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "亚历山大：我永远是壶战士", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "神仙，把红包给我吧。", "question": null, "star": 7971, "type": "I2T", "image": "568296"}
{"text": "你是不是在想什么鬼主意？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6578442"}
{"text": "横滨球场猫咪闯入骚动。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3450910"}
{"text": "在发言前先坐下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5238787"}
{"text": "没用的，妈妈不让", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "试图寻找失散的兄弟姐妹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk79P63Hf8H9jTIZn2wFNQHarZrufGSsMHY5cfcno3epCwc1krBibcBcmg"}
{"text": "我来改变花屋的形象。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3723978"}
{"text": "日神加餐餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QD5swXIBVrickWMAg505ibE33aDWJgaftB7B7DX7Au0MRmyqPaZwqNtib5Gt1fuXNibUgdPusiaFtHibdw"}
{"text": "可以一起去家里吗？", "question": "给节目名字加上一个字使其变成七个字的感觉。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7232102"}
{"text": "从那天起再也没有人见过胖虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gucx1ng6ckj60ci0elgom02"}
{"text": "我想吃烤鱼啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2398294"}
{"text": "听说你有急支糖浆？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "额……刚才的警铃只是恶作剧吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIpScQXywN0x0mmhczp2KhwITSQt0o70RyZYptc5XwF1fu3rAE97DznRg"}
{"text": "自从半个月前和她分手后，不知为何每天都会收到我记不清有没有订过的披萨。", "question": null, "star": 84, "type": "I2T", "image": "2618888"}
{"text": "打飞机", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7063208"}
{"text": "等我移除马赛克！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6332662"}
{"text": "「老婆，今天老同学好不容易来次我们家，我买了，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNdjcEkJp25Q95bEoicicFicU7rAwh7PId3Hxsvo2NJcWTS1CibWBslIb9NA"}
{"text": "Wi-Fi 密码是 *******", "question": "想养只鹦鹉，教它说一些什么话好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为提前睡了觉企图让讲睡前故事的两脚兽不能下班的坏猫咪", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "我一直以为这里是天然的乘凉圣地，直到一头大象把屁股凑了过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7ws2d1qeqc9Lia6H7HibZic7FicjiasPczxZWmselBfXa1nZ2TJD32W0SqDg"}
{"text": "如果有被我的笑话逗笑的话，按理应该鞠躬表示感谢吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVW4dbQDaKrEO4qBwFQZhKibhb7CWwClib4gxlvM3oYCxQ21k9kYFfnPTYA"}
{"text": "新娘拳击争霸赛擂台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZCPVeqLqvxQ6IJuD1OOxgcCrNQGAyGL4N6cicdek7Y2jv7r1ZBkOMdcg"}
{"text": "朋友来信说他失恋了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486427"}
{"text": "真是个奇怪的问题。我为什么要辞职？我当了这么多年的优秀员工，朝九晚六，为了那点工资，奋斗了我进 6 年的青春，为了涨 1000 工资我不惜拼命干上 2 年，挨着领导的批评，打着瞌睡听完会议内容还要考试，培训新人还要防止他超越了我，我容易么？而且，每天为了节约钱，我饭能特么 3 顿吃包子，吃到看到包子就吐，连续三年点外卖，点的现在都不知道吃啥还有胃口了，朋友都说我去他们家吃饭的时候像一头捅食的猪。我为的是什么？就为了离职？不！我的希望不是这样，我也不想只是这样，我现在有钱了，5000W，够我花好几辈子，我只会做一件事，那件让我魂牵梦绕，困惑了我无数个日夜，都想要做的最刺激的事。那就是旷工！！！", "question": "突然彩票中奖五千万你会立刻离职吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "巨人硬生生地挤过去，弄出了个脑袋形状的隧道。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673846"}
{"text": "秀恩爱有罪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erkatx422nj209i07k0ua"}
{"text": "老师的临别赠言", "question": null, "star": 208, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6x1gwmw2jj61401fhahv02"}
{"text": "刚刚接任了一个叫姚明的鼓手的工作。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "遭难一个月后，兜里有一台手机这事已经说不出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfg4raqywqj30ci0eljw7"}
{"text": "大雄救我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcoy03vcj20x5187tlt"}
{"text": "喜欢的感觉也会像ZU一样消失。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4017178"}
{"text": "在吵闹中即将获胜时喊将军！", "question": "我觉得他绝对喜欢下象棋，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6807438"}
{"text": "让你意识到钱的重要性。", "question": "穷游的意义是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "几年后，北里柴三郎会加入吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6768987"}
{"text": "我觉得打女同事的背也是不行的，科长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6083090"}
{"text": "妈妈扫地的正确姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8IHIL9YUGD5gAkiaxCXribJ38gBIQuwyFVV8O1HS6pFic0y9DL4FbGYnibg"}
{"text": "在中秋节的明月下，只有皮皮被叫了出去。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6778454"}
{"text": "我只是不喜欢别人自己能完成的举手之劳，却叫我来代劳.  ", "question": "为什么有些事对别人来说只是举手之劳可他们却不愿帮忙？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊 不用 等结婚的时候通知一下对方就行了", "question": "为什么有些情侣一定要每天打电话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前一直觉得没有区别，还觉得买很贵的衣服没有必要，反正也没人看得出来一件毛衣是 100 还是 1000，因此一直沉迷买我爸妈说的「垃圾」。一直到三年前的一天，我穿着一件第二次穿就起球了的化纤混棉毛衣，见到了朋友的富二代朋友。印象依然深刻，他穿了某名牌的羊绒开衫，在灯光下衣服表层 2mm 左右的轮廓都围绕着干净均匀的绒毛。最重要的是，一颗线球都没有。里面隐约露出熨帖厚实的白 T 恤，全身的衣服就像直接从商店把全新的穿出来了一样。我像第一次进美特斯邦威的楚雨荨一样呆住了。低头看看自己身上不到 100 人民币的便宜货，突然有种古代家徒四壁一身补丁的人见到锦缎华服的富贾之感。那天回家，我做的第一件事就是打包了所有起球变色变形的「垃圾」，第二天一早就捐了。从那之后，我宁愿攒着几个月不买衣服，也再没有买过料子是「垃圾」的衣服。直到后来我也兴奋地买了那个名牌的羊绒毛衣，我才发现——羊绒更容易起球好吗！！！！而且是用去毛球的机器也还能看出一些的……富二代朋友的衣服果然是新的（TAT）。", "question": "贵的衣服和便宜的衣服真的差很多吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "资本主义打过来的糖衣炮弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5PG6LWCkykTPYdxbraspaWibNuzUy1Enx9UvU88tCLq2ribRYk0XQtMgQ"}
{"text": "哪个是布谷鸟？", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "是纯爱", "question": null, "star": 924, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "魔术师借走1000块还没还就开始了下一个魔术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi2759hbd6j30ci0el78s"}
{"text": "1师气学长2黑道公子3纯情学委4彼得帕克", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGbhIAOcKDfQlNqiaEcWzCSX8fpvQWnYQNibXNxldofGRLDf3gC1spVzO9Q"}
{"text": "我长毛了", "question": null, "star": 489, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn6y1n03qqj612l1d3dnu02"}
{"text": "可以享受名字粉框的vip会员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9saGqzibEFmnSFibSvT3uvzibcktKZyGLME3JDF8nD1edIRCxSmxPRafOg"}
{"text": "失去的信心。", "question": "这个甜点的名字加上一个字就变得不太好吃。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "6789784"}
{"text": "我的笑话被删了，因为太好笑了，连3位数都有人笑，为什么外国重要人物就可以不被删呢？运营你们在搞什么鬼？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6508100"}
{"text": "山东的猫会开挖掘机吗？", "question": "四川的猫吃辣吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的敌人就是我的敌人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha48pdhv30j30ci0el759"}
{"text": "碰到了烦人的前辈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5dimpb8xjj30ci0eltd9"}
{"text": "微封凛凛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJAvia0hOpz0FXAac3fRwiaVNxPsTZBcY77ZzicO97x0UFZvKuIDJQibAUiaw"}
{"text": "这是谐音梗，您负责快乐。", "question": "「划火柴好闻是有道理的，磷在人体里正是负责快乐，你可以去查」，化学生物都不好，请问这句话有科学依据吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "媳妇的gay蜜非要口他以证清白", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6394ibscInyCTWkIRvfFjXzhNQ87sb7xrtCLf3mOsvibgSSNw9PdKZ1iaA"}
{"text": "又让矢口搞砸了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1526440"}
{"text": "丸龟制面最新广告。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6864360"}
{"text": "拿回去！今天我请客", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9DWrCk8zgib5glAYTxrvDeQe5l7bZ9Jssib9T0iacM4EEhTzCUW6FBLITg"}
{"text": "想不到她竟然对麻醉药过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxk016UPFQ9iawFtYsEZKVb3eQtHXrCDe7Kd3dYswjcojWCNV6M5G8V8Xw"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦为了改变过去，与大雄接触是被接受的事实。", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "家里马桶正好堵了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7qyiaoicXKr1DcWwNHibPoatjzcA9VrENU3dzq7yJrDDNTRmy2niaebO0IQ"}
{"text": "侦探赢了。动机？是因为发生了争执。他非常生气地说，豆腐汉堡不是汉堡……是我们错了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6920696"}
{"text": "变形后摇晃了45分钟。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2196660"}
{"text": "鬼的白色涂装，很容易偷工减料。", "question": "外国人拍和风恐怖电影时常见的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5373049"}
{"text": "今天没有一个人受伤，我们成功地结束了比赛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7013081"}
{"text": "不是什么高深的道理。只是小孩不饿，有精力玩。你饿他三天他能把玩具给吃了。", "question": "为什么小孩会做出只顾玩不吃饭这样反生物的举动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打喷嚏之前的我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6711286"}
{"text": "中日混血儿", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "本理发店非驾驶摩托车者禁止入内", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "你...眼睛长的不错啊。有没有兴趣来我们公司工作？需要的东西都会帮你准备好。", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "女朋友：我没有衣服穿了!她衣柜里的衣服：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjABYPo3yHggGaosxibFj0GFWpBSldoibeibpkUrJFnrxibthkMt8WkDXNCHg"}
{"text": "她自己加戏，导演", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "九百九十九个小姐姐亲我我就可以变回王子，只差你了啊", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "3岁弟弟控制的2P", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs3mro4zu8j30ci0eltf3"}
{"text": "小泉真是烦人啊~", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "菊花怕日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tur41AchR1ia5HE6zib6CdfpmN4entePKgH53HmEiaoI1oicaOXGFictvAKw"}
{"text": "我还能抢救，救命～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQd0Z1Se5W1M5v0y4BHO19FtYJiamBEfcDHdU653iahc2zV2RF62WrVJFoA"}
{"text": "不行！我要抓到这个犯人！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4017529"}
{"text": "女友给我拍的照片~（我在桥底下~）", "question": null, "star": 297, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "因为主线还没过所以暂时无法探索的区域", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVBz1ulmXSlUib4xuoCQH3ZVC3qiceKyN92HYVXfEA8G8CKeOMZSg0EdRg"}
{"text": "不一定，但能做出「技巧好」判断的人肯定经验丰富。", "question": "接吻技巧好说明一个人接吻经验丰富吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女朋友问我为什么不洗手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHNpmYCQZ8qPC7sBWpjba7CcbKr0o5N7pJibOW12RgBLtDBQypqfxiaiclA"}
{"text": "一个宿舍一起出门的气势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3xnZXGxXM5YL3ZRbrPHaZ11vXDyGOqCvOhs8pzZHF41cpz98dQD8L1A"}
{"text": "柯达直到破产那天，生产的胶卷质量都是很好的，只是世界不再需要它了。", "question": "清朝好像没出过什么昏君，那清朝的灭亡是不是真的气数已尽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想要打喷嚏但是不敢吵醒女友", "question": null, "star": 415, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "暂时先穿着这个吧，人家是这么说的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "518646"}
{"text": "上次的事故以后，每个安全套都要看看有没有针眼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJooluZF7RpicgnfgnhxS72JWEtzP2DXtZ4ekVvVvvKtUNd0R1SxFV7ic8g"}
{"text": "怎么样？", "question": "请问您能说得更具体一些吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6103963"}
{"text": "麻烦给我一份松露海苔山猪肉盖浇饭。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4747356"}
{"text": "去年，刚上大学，想在淘宝上买宿舍用的椅子，就是那种折叠用的躺椅，可坐可躺。找到了一家店，款式颜色都很中意。跟客服聊了几句，准备下单。对方突然发了一句，您多少斤呢？我：220 左右吧。（高考期间疯狂变胖）卖家：对不起，您实在是太沉了，我们的椅子不适合您。您看看别人家的椅子吧。", "question": "你在网购时有哪些段子般的亲身经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让他们去做那种又黑又硬、疙疙瘩瘩的，一拿出来就会冒热气让人流口水的东西吗？太勉强了。", "question": "请您认真对待小豆糕。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2494194"}
{"text": "?", "question": "在 DotA 中反杀对面的时候，该如何嘲讽对面，而又不失优雅、大气呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胡了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x82A20FJ5I9FrJPtBQxhVZp6hNHbeo2w87MPlLV5dAiajWZgCc641FH5A"}
{"text": "在猫咖打工挣的所有钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6zaon7ey9j30ci0elmye"}
{"text": "我把存在父母那里的钱全部花光了。", "question": "后来才知道的惊人的事实。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4536341"}
{"text": "关机.APP", "question": "iPad 中有哪些可以学习的 apps？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "越是脑袋空白，越能做美梦。", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "这么大方啊？谢谢。下周可能也是赢吧。哎呀...是不是说太多了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "1653922"}
{"text": "是不是很疯狂？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331733"}
{"text": "12 年，暑假兼职南京本地某知名 S 姓企业客服，组里的一实习哥们，接到一个电话。哥们：您好，请问有什么可以帮您？客户：我叫潘庆郎。哥们为了确认姓名（因为来电号码要录记录）就向客户确认：请问潘是潘金莲的潘，庆是西门庆的庆，郎是武大郎的郎吗？后来客户倒是没投诉，但是几个小时后直接来公司了。没错，客户家就在本地，而且离我们客服中心很近。", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拿到了百花奖最佳女主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhK2pceG9JVVOmvrTRTH2Nicd5wxs2L5NXNK3pLgphOFWl0LA0bMvpk0jQ"}
{"text": "当你发现一个学历学校远不如你的人和你坐在一个办公室中，你最好不要先急着瞧不起他。他要么有传统教育体系无法衡量的才能，要么有无需传统教育体系衡量的背景。任何一样可能都比你的一纸文凭值钱。", "question": "乔布斯高中学历，公司开年会怎么介绍，不丢人吗？他又怎么镇得住人的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向普京宣战（用武力）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7130114"}
{"text": "葬礼", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "素颜", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwuiyfbpbbj20fp0ebmxs"}
{"text": "万圣节上看到有人戴着自己样子的头套", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVRJibd2HRuTIkpLpibBAZeM7pqy0GX9tVQKvOAnK4hElibt0LVyMVYv0Wg"}
{"text": "天线宝宝已黑化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "尽管进行艰苦的训练，但真正比赛中感到吃力的大概只有投手和接球手吧。", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "什么情况？这么晚了，一个穿着红衣服的老人来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "6305328"}
{"text": "难道不是一秒一个金币吗？", "question": "如果你有一项游戏中英雄的技能，你选择什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于穿上了迷彩服两人互相看不见对方了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn76g5spqvj30ci0el463"}
{"text": "没有兄弟姐妹", "question": "有哪些特征一眼就会被看出是独生子女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "住喵组和喵口组的动向已经清楚了，大致上没什么问题。但是喵警视厅要多加注意，最近对我们场子的扫荡明显加强了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "上厕所没带纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcEicqnYpOv2KB1HFic6K78BH4BiaCCNqbWu86gsE3x5xQxlDbNMXeKO9kw"}
{"text": "高度近视忘戴眼镜时被人喊名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksoMicCCxAocibpALK5gtYJgicvgI1PicHFZhoibrOgb3Mre2cwFZlYJmF5DA"}
{"text": "那深情的爱再发生十万次。", "question": "把它放大十万一倍，变得非常麻烦和讨厌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1682622"}
{"text": "热敷使人暖和，发脾气是热水袋。", "question": "请问暖水袋和汤婆子有什么区别？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860169"}
{"text": "都说早起的鸟儿有虫吃，结果大家都听到了这句话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7ncHfFqlibCd2JS4Fia688m7XiaTvBIib3iaXsbYiaB7ATl4nBsp0VG8ibBbnibw"}
{"text": "体测过后的当代大学生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8MF1TU0zR0QO1zwjRjtTJ4CjPwqLicQ8CyIxhDuV0Rw4cUibTZEPOyWpg"}
{"text": "送过游标卡尺——不孤独（不估读）。", "question": "你送过或收到过什么特别的礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新的跑道", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4358663"}
{"text": "我回家后发现妈妈把我在地下室藏着的《德尔贝宾特别版完全限定版》在后院里烧掉了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1279191"}
{"text": "可以看出考试结果是好还是坏。", "question": "味道太重的特异功能。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4913030"}
{"text": "「能看到这个A吗？」『能！是A吧！』「对了！那这个Y能看到吗？」『能！是Y吧！』「你视力真不错」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gygjqznlvlj30ci0elq6k"}
{"text": "能帮我把头顶的大便取了嘛？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5SnozYicl3XK4DWXiafQHAtOzX4UwxBct0YEicbHEOvib1zR4iaOCcHBUFOg"}
{"text": "陷阱！别过来！", "question": null, "star": 588, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494015"}
{"text": "孩儿，还记不记得你这个奶奶，小时候她抱过你对你可亲了。", "question": "如何用一张图/一句话证明你春节回老家了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星巴克没有座位。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4248662"}
{"text": "「死在这种地方会感冒的呦～」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea4a5bhkzfj20bt0au75h"}
{"text": "犯人的内心世界", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3927869"}
{"text": "抓住那个舔嘴唇的人。", "question": "把酱油拿远一点再还给我。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7051678"}
{"text": "穿了一件不收腰的衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzmZMvLgC2W9icE0RFFH6MiaudkS5AaqdnGoJgTEoXReGia3or0GLf1KXzA"}
{"text": "已经到达自的地附近，本次导航结束", "question": null, "star": 453, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0gf3w90j610b13t47c02"}
{"text": "（嘘！是我！救你来了！）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grj7d4ifgij30ci0eln5d"}
{"text": "偷渡成功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHBxVAS4fWdrib0OLhfDRGplHg3POx14yk8o3sAicx3lZnvndbhuSZG9XQ"}
{"text": "你胆子有点大。我谈过一个学医的女朋友。煮馄饨时我问她放多少水，她说放 500 cc 吧。还有一次，新闻报道上海女护士，用注射胰岛素方法杀害男朋友，她竟然说上海女护士技术不行，如果是她来干，一定不会被警察抓到证据。吓得我不敢说话了。", "question": "怎么找到一个学医的女朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果她让你不开心了，那她一定是故意的。", "question": "你身边高情商的妹子都是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁把花拿走了？害老子喝了花瓶水！", "question": null, "star": 167, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu13nzi78zj60u6199qao02"}
{"text": "回家的诱惑了解一下", "question": "有没有那种女主死都不原谅男主，并且跟男二在一起快乐生活的小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咖啡：我们店的猫猫都不挠人的～", "question": null, "star": 525, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjwwzhjsl5j611b1b6n6h02"}
{"text": "咦？粑粑在用我的饭碗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8e4dfgx79j20fs0eggpu"}
{"text": "上班下班打卡下班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9vZCBNc4X4vZNRo3EGFlJatkEBRAqGcXQoFFWKtC3gvl68icC2dMmMPA"}
{"text": "拉肚子了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "我打算打乒乓球，门就开了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5453065"}
{"text": "我一直不能理解薯片包装袋上写的这句话：“请勿敞开包装，以免受潮。”我上个星期打开的那包薯片现在还是脆的，甚至比刚打开的时候更脆了。", "question": "新疆到底有多干燥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我去把它粘上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5s2f43zclj20il0otjtm"}
{"text": "「爹地，这件衣服好漂亮哦~」「起开！天天就知道花钱，前几天不是给你买了一双鞋子么，穿都没穿过都不知道丢哪去了。我说你工作找着了没啊，天天也不见你去面试什么的，你看看隔壁王姐姐，人家都考上公务员了，你怎么也不琢磨琢磨呢？天天就知道在家里看电视上网....」「……」我觉得这样应该没人怀疑不是亲生的吧。", "question": "父亲与女儿单独外出时，如何不被误会为「干爹」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用镜子照照自己", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "防盗摄像头长达三小时的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgytpdo6grj30ci0elt9u"}
{"text": "我妈追的付费小说是我写的。", "question": "可以分享一个最见不得人的秘密吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "师傅不会生气的，想吃八戒的人诚实地举手吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icLMmTxHmonsj0A80o2HtyyH0iajyzAsQWpbGV4x3udogXoO9ftYAgaKw"}
{"text": "看到恐怖的镜头爆米花都吓了一跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3Aibk9k84oibLsdnm04YzeXpqzsCOK9jLbXibkibM4RicuRy21QehLIX3M7A"}
{"text": "去做擦玻璃的兼职了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibgkVwjsrSwXYNPlfSLoUeWZEIEmsicVXtImXOEagnMJ91amg8rVKyHYw"}
{"text": "不努力的懒汉只是只懒虫。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1370162"}
{"text": "一位绿色血液的病人来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1229588"}
{"text": "踩到了水下的肥皂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em0bp1wseej20bb08odgv"}
{"text": "老王真的没在下面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertio7ligfj20a408m75t"}
{"text": "你肯定是冲着我的全日空来的，而不是日本航空。", "question": "空姐在飞机上被搭讪后私下会想什么。", "star": 542, "type": "T2T", "image": "3345555"}
{"text": "本人学 New Media & Society 的，上学写论文时经常因为图书馆借不到书而强化了自己在互联网的信息检索能力，的确工作后也大量会用到搜索引擎技术原理投入实践中发展建设数字化媒体平台什么的。此后用搜索引擎来查找各个社交媒体平台用户所留下的碎片化信息可以锁定一些想要沟通联系的人，当加到对方微信时一些人会非常惶恐地问我：“你究竟是怎么找到我的”", "question": "视频悬赏：你的专业有哪些硬核技能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "灵魂互换仪式之二:嘴型同步", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "我看到司机从窗外跳下去，在地上翻滚得很厉害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3885961"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里今年84岁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364978"}
{"text": "野史", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tLYIpe0HGpxDsyrXQZ9CPicQ1FoZMgKoA9giamnJPZJpQmfv64Zzvciaibg"}
{"text": "飙车、危险驾驶", "question": "穿上宇宙服时不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314821"}
{"text": "这是下巴咬肌吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4026876"}
{"text": "日本「尊贵」的人没有姓氏 评论区 @宋世泊：这个「尊贵」前面要加个「最」字。不违反广告法。", "question": "日本有哪些比较尊贵的姓氏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "换灯泡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibnfCmt4SVE6ntMT8axAbX6e3eJpH8m6icWE1RZ05Xzic8n2ZcBc5xrezA"}
{"text": "把应该付给太平保险的款付给了太平洋保险。", "question": "你的财务工作生涯中，挖过最大的坑是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被叫去喝一杯，结果喝高了。", "question": null, "star": 122, "type": "I2T", "image": "6961325"}
{"text": "张三：你相信世界上有鬼吗？李四：不信张三：那晚上去坟圈子溜一圈李四：不去，我怕遇到鬼张三：溜一圈给你一百万李四：去坟堆就好像回家一样，超喜欢这里", "question": "中国人都有什么有意思的特色 Buff？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一回，我在用爽肤水，倒在手上轻轻拍了几下脸。男票看见了，走过来和我说“我帮你拍啊？我可以拍得更加用力。”", "question": "情商低的男性有哪些表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "永和豆浆有 WiFi 吗？", "question": "为什么程序员更喜欢在星巴克写代码而不是在永和豆浆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我来了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5091399"}
{"text": "一就在这吃吧一不了不了，家里烧饭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcsBRVez7RcoA6d75Ylll96KpHoYmzu5gECAZ3JXcRdaAq2FNWfFsx5Q"}
{"text": "200 斤。", "question": "周杰伦的上限在哪里?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和妈妈一起去 对应 和爸爸去图书馆", "question": "进击的巨人后退的阪神，这样的反义词可以是败北的巨人像前进的阪神一样。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3301806"}
{"text": "说傻话，五分钟过去了星星还是零。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 42, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "哎呀！是龙猫吗？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4549113"}
{"text": "那就是昭和年代的相亲和婚姻介绍所吧……（一部分是）", "question": "和儿童房的叔叔阿姨交往怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389080"}
{"text": "引人注目就能一口气推进。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "喂！你们知道花瓶是谁打.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7c11pzmabj30ci0el0ts"}
{"text": "是故意地失去理性！", "question": "酒后发酒疯？是故意还是失去理性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备用大拇指剔牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkk3gmTJKo7eQra5VwKEWqqWhv8JCKgSniaQOe3WibPcNNpgzh6ibteFw8w"}
{"text": "吃还是不吃呢~怎么办呢~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7206348"}
{"text": "哥哥，那么大一块芥末，你一口就吞下去了?", "question": "有没有一句话，让你瞬间热泪盈眶？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "花瓶谁打碎的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp0o872q6ij30ci0eltgh"}
{"text": "好朋友", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3394918"}
{"text": "好喜欢你这一点～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2gau2mx2hj30ci0el778"}
{"text": "炸弹还有5分钟爆炸大家快去做自己想做的事吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerIjueu10sWIgftibKftsF5brKx2B9oL60Q1rRKbpAjN5PW4WKCoY8yZw"}
{"text": "在这个村子里生活，生孩子吧！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482719"}
{"text": "李云龙也很喜欢日产机枪，但是这不妨碍他枪毙鬼子。", "question": "孩子特别迷恋日本动漫、偷偷学日语，有些日本动漫三观似乎有问题，很是担忧该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你把趴在桌上的班主任当成同桌并亲切地打完招呼后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kZMtNDiceX1bTdRWibAzUgbSVSMQ1Yk0XIuhmJuqxng0KEsMjuh4pluTA"}
{"text": "恶意？康有为 70 大寿时，厌恶其保皇行径的章太炎送了一副寿联给他：上联：　国之将亡必有下联：　老而不死是为上下联最末便是「有为」二字。而这两句分别截了两句古语：国之将亡必有妖孽——《中庸》老而不死是为贼——《论语》康有为在庆生后不过半个月就驾鹤西去，不知是不是被恶心到了。", "question": "有哪些充满恶意、恨意的诗句或文字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这边走，这边上，前面不通了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3296834"}
{"text": "被选中的顾客由站员带走。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7325621"}
{"text": "呀，我好像少拿了样东西！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7Q6GwdKowAicXUFIib7T3eTCAEADHmm9h0SIIho8VpWO7jEkSu2J8yW2A"}
{"text": "出了！扭转发球！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2773974"}
{"text": "哎呀，我的招对你是无效的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6214772"}
{"text": "预祝题主新婚快乐。", "question": "怎样自然地去联系已经许久未联系的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在广告街上看到了。", "question": "可口可乐绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6462064"}
{"text": "安静下来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "主人的手机里没有半点女人的痕迹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1JgonFnAJf3m8eI8JNibdAjyw9Sia8HzH1Nw2jVRxSFCqxa2iaVn2ZvbYg"}
{"text": "这就是壁咚？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "那么我就睡觉了喵！好像可以做个好梦喵！主人，要注意别感冒喵。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3290508"}
{"text": "被踢中下体的田", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hibh6xij3sj30ci0elgm6"}
{"text": "第一次跳伞。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290416"}
{"text": "你要说历史人物的名字都很有水平的话……晋成公姬黑臀，鲁成公姬黑肱，鲁文公的儿子姬恶，卫国国君的弟弟卫黑背，来俊臣的父亲来操，十六国时期代国将军来大干，沈万三的哥哥沈真二，来护儿的儿子来整，高欢的老婆郑大车，刺杀安禄山的李猪儿，南齐将军张狗儿和他的弟弟张猪儿，金兀术的孙子羊蹄，胡沙虎的儿子猪粪，明初鞑靼降将丑驴等人纷纷表示不服啊。以及田开之见周威公，威公曰：“吾闻祝肾学生，吾子与祝肾游，亦何闻焉？” ——《庄子·达生》甘蝇，古之善射者，彀弓而兽伏鸟下。 ——《列子·汤问》魏黑卵嫌杀丘邴章，丘邴章之子来丹谋报父之仇。 ——《列子·汤问》《北梦琐言》里也有几个有趣的名字，像姜癞子、张打胸、李破肋、李吉丫、樊忽雷、郝牛屎、罗蛮子等。你感受一下。", "question": "为什么历史人物的名字往往给人感觉很有水平？有什么比较普通或者名字比较土的历史人物吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在千夜剪发工作室，因为剪得太短我害怕得逃跑，结果发型师拿着电推剪追了上来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6528960"}
{"text": "先动手的人会输。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "5618106"}
{"text": "这次我要让谁吃狐狸呢？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6845819"}
{"text": "日向正正TO票、松山正下0票石崎1票……队长就是石崎了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2kk7mxz7sj30ci0el77f"}
{"text": "小兰，是我呀！我终于变成大人回来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icHiaUvknnhkHm8ul1teb3bXOS8YnDm2OxuutUiaYWkic4gVBBNQKdYEHzw"}
{"text": "是不是把门锁上了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7019998"}
{"text": "看完以后，感觉我不能正常的钓鱼了。 ", "question": "中科院首次发现人类中耳由鱼鳃演变而来实物证据，这对研究人类进化有何帮助？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "演员正在练习出租车场景的戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9xpoyh5csj20af08hjsf"}
{"text": "我们做家务的权利神圣不可侵犯！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfCvKyBdzSFKatBWuXicDYZx21uArvEn8n46ZXiaj1vO8ZsibxOeP6HooCg"}
{"text": "喝第三轮后的事记不清了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgxqng2k34j30ci0el757"}
{"text": "手机电量只有1%。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "说一个自己经历过的事吧，本地有一家著名的果汁饮料企业建成投产，我去采访企业投产后，对周边果农的影响。在果园里，和果农交流的一直很愉快，直到我问了这样一个问题：“您的苹果有多少销售给XX果汁？”果农大怒：“我这可都是好苹果......”", "question": "果汁里面的沉淀真的是果肉么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，再让我换个BGM试试你们还能击败我吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGOnFWNPDlp01x8KW7qVTIHQNoQtqbRzHsL8ksQDIa30vjJyL1VXrn8A"}
{"text": "从上面压着给你的类型手机支架", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4477559"}
{"text": "出门没带耳机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MFJOJf5JwibxpqvdYByy0L1Ml1r4LkXD9D4iaEeeTGkwIPQrpsyjWy2sg"}
{"text": "持续殴打", "question": "如果明天你崩塌了，我依然爱你。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619238"}
{"text": "开打之前先给儿子写个假条吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAv1fTM7N6xWEiaALIaxPqy8cJfaFUX5yZJYEDmQ5PowAB7kshh5M0jDA"}
{"text": "被人类当作怪兽对待，思考正义是什么。", "question": "当奥特曼的活动时间从3分钟变成3小时的时候，在最后阶段可能会发生的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937128"}
{"text": "我妈妈的逻辑才牛逼。她告诉我她买了彩票，有 50% 中奖几率，我说什么彩票中奖率这么高？她说，我要不就中奖，要不不中奖，不就是 50% 吗？", "question": "如何让长辈相信彩票是不可能通过研究得出规律的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说父子二人出门，父亲带着 AirPods街上有人议论，这个父亲就顾着自己听歌，一点儿都不照顾孩子父亲把 AirPods 换给孩子带上街上有人议论，这个儿子就顾着自己听歌，一点儿都不尊敬父亲父亲和儿子一人带一个街上有人议论，这两父子每人只能听半边声音，还不如都让一个人听呢父亲无奈，只好又买了一副 AirPods 两人一起戴街上有人议论，这两父子都戴耳机，一点儿都不交流，肯定关系很差父亲和儿子把 AirPods 收起来街上有人议论，有 AirPods 不戴还收起来，那你买两副干吗钱多烧的吗于是父亲和儿子就把两副耳机绑在竹竿上，抬着出了城", "question": "为什么有人天天耳朵上戴着 AirPods？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汤婆婆摔倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esasmvl6snj209w06wgnj"}
{"text": "五一节去天津玩。毕竟北方城市，人都比较实在，经常 30 元点个荤菜两个人都吃饱了。晚上出来散步，消消午餐的食。走着走着看到了喜茶，于是想着来一个椰奶味雪糕。我刚下完单没多久，里面一个阿姨就出来问我，要不要换成锡兰口味的雪糕？椰奶雪糕做到一半没有了。说完拿了一个做到一半的椰奶雪糕给我，上面的尖尖没有正常的大，她不说我肯定注意不到。我说好吧好吧，锡兰的就锡兰的。语气中有一些失望。阿姨一把把椰奶雪糕塞我怀里，又塞了一个大锡兰雪糕。「我给你多打点，别生气啊！」我捧着两个雪糕，在 17 度的空气中吃的瑟瑟发抖。过了 5 分钟，就在我好不容易把椰奶的吃完时，阿姨啪嗒一声推开窗，不由分说的塞给我一个巨大化的椰奶雪糕。「看你没椰奶雪糕很失望，这是刚做好的，给你了！」我的手也冷，脚也冷，肚子也冷。颤颤巍巍的接过了雪糕，含着泪一口一口的吃掉了。我第一次吃雪糕，吃出了绝望的感觉。", "question": "你吃过最绝望的食物是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看吧，他肯定是打算向那个女孩表白的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "183773"}
{"text": "我觉得这是一个曾经很流行的词汇。", "question": "今年的流行语大奖是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6896841"}
{"text": "教练特别小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkUwTlFfw2tpJMUEQLvQnmkTm2wM40d52BD307LXdS0o1Biaps810upZQ"}
{"text": "下一个轮到软银了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3761433"}
{"text": "你想要外带吗？", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "3922308"}
{"text": "有一个朋友他也是被出轨劈腿了，他比较狠，进拘留所呆了 15 天，面壁思过。出来就放下了，真好。这个朋友就是我。拘留所的伙食清淡，作息规律，很适合人生思考。", "question": "被劈腿了，该怎么走出来?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "既然事情已经发展到了这一步，这个Japari Park就不可能再存在了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3261132"}
{"text": "刚上初中的时候个子不高，大概不超过160cm吧，家母担心我以后长不高，于是许下一个意义不明的承诺，大概想用金钱感动上天。「只要你身高超过165cm，每超过一厘米就奖励你一千块钱，十八岁结算。」……然后我长到了178cm。十八岁那一天，母亲的眼角有泪划过。（对了……我是女孩纸 ）", "question": "有沒有那么一刻你突然觉得自己「富有」了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再长5厘米（不是，那样的话）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7006330"}
{"text": "本猴王不需要金币！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "请问继续吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3893741"}
{"text": "作为一个程序员，从来不加班，让我觉得很空虚", "question": "你为什么从豆瓣离职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，你好啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5848868"}
{"text": "我觉得好像能学会，但又觉得好像没有听到那个词的机会。", "question": "只听我爱你就能让人变得强大吗？", "star": 1069, "type": "T2T", "image": "2106887"}
{"text": "你是谁！你为什么要邀我回答这个问题！你怎么知道我们在一个单位！你是不是我老婆派来试探我的！说！！！", "question": "夫妻俩在同一家公司上班是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那你的便秘是怎么治好的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXVbcDJqhLGhOfeEtiaHVNvpuia1LHUricXq2AicBPuZ8Huib5Guw1OnhLWWQ"}
{"text": "在北斗七星旁边能看到发光的星星，然后你就请我吃任何东西，笑声就停不下来。", "question": null, "star": 972, "type": "I2T", "image": "7264979"}
{"text": "如果频繁出现：拔智齿断根，做根管治疗断镍钛锉，做根充断热牙胶银尖，做龈下刮治断刮治器，打麻药针扎手，修复体掉地下就找不到，头戴放大镜电池没电，牙椅不肯躺平，石膏模型被摔碎，预约患者爽约，医生工作站死机……会有去烧香的冲动。", "question": "医生和科学家会迷信吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "东方的理想", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375333"}
{"text": "货在这儿，钱呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "升国旗 行注目礼", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "约翰主持的儿童向电视节目讲解太难了，我完全听不懂，说：“因为是小孩所以才听不懂啊！”", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "狙击是没用的哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6466883"}
{"text": "午餐", "question": "请问有没有什么像是妻子会查的关键词？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216004"}
{"text": "你听懂灯说什么了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20Al26X2oPicjTQGibAYvLTRZkJ8QtY4USib5CQ3Ac7Z5R0We1c663DiaPXg"}
{"text": "请用满分10分评价汽油的味道这个新功能。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4064115"}
{"text": "秋千怎么还不轮到我……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt01rreq6oj30ci0eltbw"}
{"text": "看图记单词：彩虹pee", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luykiaEjQ0U4I44dibqWJbNFCX0raOqtJDstqlSibd3enaj3egZOiaHPDHCOg"}
{"text": "大雄，你这么看着我是什么意思？我说过了，哆啦A梦回去22世纪了，恰好把道具都留给了我而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITcibkeTC7xr5E2hJLS327RcibAtbJ2Cj9r5RjeHmJmdu0cibL93d4Mekmw"}
{"text": "没事宝，胖虎不道歉的话我就把他爷爷开除出广场舞队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHvuXl0xcbRNmnSVpyx7ibZHJiaRoTOTaZ3vTicic2djjnDzo9OtVleImz1A"}
{"text": "好好测了一下，只有92000伏特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZ6GyheEvrOSgQZt7o0WOzqCLnuSE24LBGRKueM2WbXiaTLeeSqRERt0Q"}
{"text": "其实是倒放", "question": null, "star": 349, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1giq3hfwxpcj60xe18cn3x02"}
{"text": "只是稍微脏了就被丢掉的厨房海绵。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5771830"}
{"text": "「晚安！」这句话出自鲁迅文集。「晚安」中「晚」字点明了时间，令人联想到天色已黑，象征着当时社会的黑暗。而在这黑暗的天空下人们却感到「安」，侧面反映了人民的麻木，而句末的感叹号体现了鲁迅对人民麻木的「哀其不幸怒其不争」。当下的中国已经不复民国时期的黑暗，人民也得以安居乐业，享受娱乐生活。和女生聊天时贸然引用「晚安！」，可能会让她误以为你对当下社会不满，愤世嫉俗，而主动远离你。所以，男生千万不要轻易说晚安！", "question": "为什么男生不要轻易对女生说晚安？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请叫我的乳名，皮皮虾号！", "question": "中国第一艘国产航空母舰为什么叫「山东舰」？航母命名有什么讲究？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "非洲被吃光了，所以转向印度。", "question": null, "star": 846, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387338"}
{"text": "桃太郎充值了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389052"}
{"text": "活着抵达肠道的乳酸菌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv8xdfd7a0j60ci0elgoc02"}
{"text": "本来吃的好好的快餐车突然就开走了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "我是你教授，不要在网上找了，我的作业你查不到的。", "question": "如果让你设计一个镜头（小于二十秒）来表达你所在的城，镇或者村，你的创意会是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我——站在，烈烈风中", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "1. 闲时不抓紧，忙时就抓瞎。2. 做事靠系统，不要靠感觉。3. 不懂就问。4. 做不完提前说。5. 加班不光荣。", "question": "在第一份工作中，你学到的最深刻的经验是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄的抓鬼游戏已经变成了混乱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3123313"}
{"text": "亚马逊拒绝出售禁书。", "question": "我讨厌这种闪闪发光的名字，叫什么名字？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7385801"}
{"text": "你，有什么不会做的？", "question": "伤心的一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2008010"}
{"text": "简直就像真实发生的一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1680944"}
{"text": "淦，家里还有只泰迪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicL6jfvZvvulatSH6bpWqBkCJG5ict7icK1bYx1xCCgnrEW4TdbAhmdNd9Q"}
{"text": "回龙观地铁站下车的乘客请往外走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibNynz2kZjlnmWRvPe6MQdeTOAzPQejrvLyEGUKKhRQLyDJUicm4nzF9Q"}
{"text": "约好我进球的话，你就去做手术站起来！的选手开场5秒就被罚下了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyonvno9h4j30ci0eldk8"}
{"text": "就这么跟你说吧，我点不点蔬菜拼盘，完全取决于垫肉菜叶子的多少。", "question": "平常吃火锅的时候一般端上来的菜都有一片蔬菜在下面垫着，你们吃菜的时候会吃那片蔬菜吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在别人击掌时冲过去自尽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h49uc2x8gjj30ci0elgpm"}
{"text": "“胖只是暂时的，矮是一辈子的。”", "question": "你遇见过哪些毒舌？他们说过哪些很毒的话让你过耳不忘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "像这样张大嘴吸，就可以把耳屎都吸走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "哎呀喂！有个男人在闹事，他的同伴被打了。他一边喊着‘出来吧，夏德！’一边乱打一气！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1660478"}
{"text": "佛地魔：当年我的鼻子…", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy6GMRzXDorfKicrDhPIzyjfzYWDm99MVxZ5uTbUnA1k1SgXvQTyYu0EA"}
{"text": "电脑包比电脑还重。【点击查看更多产品信息】", "question": "广告 · 使用轻薄的电脑是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有次我带着我家小狗在外面吃饭。一个男孩对我家狗很喜欢的样子，于是我把狗链递给他说：「带小狗去玩一圈吧。」小男孩兴奋的转头冲他妈妈喊：「妈妈 ，这只叔叔让我带这位小狗去玩一圈！」", "question": "你听到过哪些有趣、温馨或惊悚的陌生人对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友失恋后寄给我的表情包。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1322610"}
{"text": "我就是Siri。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5913512"}
{"text": "爱是一道光，如此美喵～", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "低预算的勇者斗恶龙2", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388760"}
{"text": "这就是离不开的缘分啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6462996"}
{"text": "足球卡在喉咙里了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2613607"}
{"text": "泷川克里斯特尔12岁，森泉8岁，渡边阳一16岁。", "question": null, "star": 11896, "type": "I2T", "image": "1241585"}
{"text": "这个题目出乎意料地很难笑死我了(流汗)", "question": "不能因为个人差异而有所不同。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3327027"}
{"text": "好像刚刷了油漆一样。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1307967"}
{"text": "奶奶再婚了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1878366"}
{"text": "发酵中的面包生坏君", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejgzm6uik3j20ax0bmdgr"}
{"text": "“大”“犬”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g37pv752e7j20mx0mxaco"}
{"text": "LSP is beyond SM。最轻的超对称粒子是标准模型之外的物体。", "question": "你的行业里有哪些奇奇怪怪且容易被外行误会的缩写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生您选好用哪个按摩师了吗？都快一个钟了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLf8r1aLKJdNmjKtZ3AftV5UKZA9yu6OGV4wq9gtgoONLHTYZz6QXRKw"}
{"text": "我曾经在一次会议接待时图方便，中午把所有人都拉去了会场旁边的麻辣空间吃四川火锅。结果整整一下午会场上都弥漫着浓烈的牛油火锅味，不管是喷香水还是开门窗，多牛逼的手段都不好使……这场本来应该严肃认真的学术性会议闻上去怎么都严肃不起来……于是从此以后领导再没让我搞过会务接待……", "question": "国宴为什么要以淮扬菜为主？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "福岛卷烟厂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZgGM9hvfX9Cb5YFvSOnny5WIsSHDsH9XPIn31LKqaKBCN1njxsQkIng"}
{"text": "制片人表示下一剧场版也会起用出杉先生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4473301"}
{"text": "上晚自习玩手机教室突然停电了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZYCVUcLQwrxxNH0sfJsevpCG0IL6ickdHWlfPcJZcRtHAaR8godYxYQw"}
{"text": "暂停了一分。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004383"}
{"text": "你看大鼻子吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6083090"}
{"text": "玩家得到一枚灵魂绑定的橙装戒指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22Ikd9xRU2zRdXLZ9ptT0dxGicpSDicSfhbuUwicUrGEGP5Qj49cxPichIPqw"}
{"text": "明白吗？你的军队在那边！然后是敌人！", "question": null, "star": 7308, "type": "I2T", "image": "548778"}
{"text": "每次玩捉迷藏，都有一个超认真的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "我修补了断掉的巧克力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7249054"}
{"text": "如果你能忍住不笑，把我的五十个笑话都听完，我就给你买香奈儿游戏的第六十九次。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7227963"}
{"text": "严格要求学生并与之激烈对抗的女教师。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361606"}
{"text": "天快黑了，不开灯可不安全", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6xrjswvi1j30ci0el0yv"}
{"text": "这台电脑太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425799"}
{"text": "竹笋破士过程中被石头压住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9NicLeVhicb8FGwPIFVbx3zUaicCdESyNy0D4I6UKPeWMwea7M76aAtP7w"}
{"text": "只能硬着头皮上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQKu9PkhR2lm06kUFicSzuSPv1CpKQ6nB4pveTRx0S14fbPXiasgIZlNbb2ib2lDZOoZboNj1XWrGSg"}
{"text": "愚蠢的人类啊，cpu 贵就是因为他小。做大了就便宜了（逃使用最原始的那种现在看起来很便宜的技术的话，大概一个 I7 只需要一个故宫那么大就够了。", "question": "为什么 CPU 这么小的东西要这么贵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿喵更新了头像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsfkbsfsffj30ci0elgti"}
{"text": "兵马俑布局图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iadcEaAc0c5KUiadm1iae9MbhJSfBG22l37aEOekZE3TGCTIOPNzedwmVQ"}
{"text": "分别卖着：上海老酸奶、北京老酸奶、成都老酸奶……感觉全中国每个城市都至少有一份「特产」，那就是 XX 老酸奶。", "question": "田子坊、南锣鼓巷、宽窄巷子本质有何不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再过五分钟我就原谅你了”女朋友对微波炉里的你说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBa4pWiacjNyZe0HXMwDHgAiaWPqzUa9ldgq6drKqYRUULGt3kuaDEDia7w"}
{"text": "敌人被问卷调查战术牵制住了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3727762"}
{"text": "主要的舞台在西伯利亚，所以总是脸色铁青地冻着。", "question": "联版印刷中常见的问题", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4117632"}
{"text": "在星期三进行报复的行为。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7153830"}
{"text": "第一次被男生摸肉球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxp4xjk470j30ci0eltcx"}
{"text": "糟糕！是……是橡皮擦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITiaibdabntlBBMvuQj7HqRELralVhn28QptHzx7obULicRNmJp6oLSCkLg"}
{"text": "说好9点叫我起床的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8IiatDnjPHLXxx5mgYQWqOfHCqOZzFcuwHtbMQtZom366zyyX5NNNAJQ"}
{"text": "北大职业选手。", "question": "网传一学生三年三地均考北大赚 200 万元奖金，教育局回应称「正在调查」，还有哪些信息值得关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咦？啊啊，你是死者家属吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIHpib6ND2ArHkfcVz4I8IV3f3316aSf21r7pWRSHicNN4x09pg0NeiaRVw"}
{"text": "真不知道当时是怎么想的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQNjwia7YMwnicNvct8odFxyT1NpiciaOibNdlaibHDpQdXX8tK4TYBTjMlQEA"}
{"text": "章鱼有一个朋友叫海绵宝宝，鱿鱼没有。", "question": "你能用最简单的语言说明章鱼和鱿鱼的区别吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这颗子弹是谁射的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdGwibicyGaH2jPs62LJXK87byjGmiasgicJy10Fc4BA0KnTxLe7Cs8P39ag"}
{"text": "面包", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "4074098"}
{"text": "阅读、模仿与失恋", "question": "怎样提升一个人的文笔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快到站了，起来卧铺补一下差价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHvtMbyUMNSyAJaNibtTBFjdNnIecL4svsjPBO7y5aCwicUCsjvQ2VV51Q"}
{"text": "可能是开盲盒爱好者。", "question": "为什么有些人要偷别人的快递？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发现女生穿着低领体恤来上课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4Vp4wO34AwFjJBKATvFENhd30Mg0gLRuxxv8RCb7CVMzmu9cGK4TdKrA"}
{"text": "左耳进，右耳出，不走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwUwNU4OglrgR4mHfFHT6DuLzmwFxvoGCzy9icVQtvEYhOKCAYWS3IyTw"}
{"text": "偶像组合", "question": null, "star": 1050, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hfabsem0h7j61401hcgv002"}
{"text": "裁判，你也不想横綱输了这场比赛吧", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "「老爸！我布丁哪去了？了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsqv50vumxj30ci0elgo0"}
{"text": "共享文件已失效也不管了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFn7PLOwIvOSjVl9EXyZDibO7FicvQSqHP8Ay8mjcEXTXjDWH1HMbgjLwA"}
{"text": "你的心是脏的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvGjZea5UM4VKh1JbNhDPZXsicJjIkLMghYnSiauKLhOG2a9lp3FQwNk7g"}
{"text": "这个路口摄像头今天坏了，交警队安排了两个眼神好的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TK6PhNrF64xYjqrqNmkEOQrnv5ysgvJcmf0kH36bNpPRibuokmbrnsGQ"}
{"text": "谁？", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "尿急时尝试在陌生的商场找到厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRYc4uplSZibic3xe99Rz220YQoZtPGicHYWrxJttic7eX4Awib1J5cQtXQDA"}
{"text": "我以为是陷阱，其实是蜜蜂在筑巢，小鸡秀。", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "6504937"}
{"text": "嘿！大家，我就是你们的Yo！", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "6623921"}
{"text": "熊猫父母的拥抱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7v04heerhj20fk0fbwfw"}
{"text": "我爸比我帅，所以他最近的女友比我小。", "question": "爸爸比儿子帅，两人是怎样的心理体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "翡翠冲击现场", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376132"}
{"text": "胜利就在眼前，只剩42公里194米了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f904yobvdrj20fm0e5gmn"}
{"text": "捡到……不管怎么样都不知道。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6925126"}
{"text": "C 新年快乐", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "猫咪一侧的信号灯是绿色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiaJt7ue741sy7MQ78Uv0ldibNgIxtNYH2rZEuoeH6FvGxhjf84qKI9VgQ"}
{"text": "而且，又是麒麟接收的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279467"}
{"text": "到这个程度就可以了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6994118"}
{"text": "从上课开始做起，田中的早起。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1553278"}
{"text": "在想说“什么？”的时候可以用“牙齿”这个词。", "question": "勉强能接受的凑合。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496242"}
{"text": "我们是做广电的，行业最牛逼的应该是广电总局。", "question": "在你所在的行业里，国内最顶尖高手在国际上是什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小猪配骑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMgnV4nlu70GDleibdxny7WX0WjbvJtZtdibibeglgAibDQFBBW3887hFWH8VCgquVIbMeqhdhsgMn3g"}
{"text": "米娅的三个室友极力邀请她去参加酒会，可能只是想蹭车。", "question": "电影《爱乐之城》（La La Land）有哪些有趣的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在俄罗斯方块游戏中，厉害的东西掉下来了。", "question": null, "star": 1855, "type": "I2T", "image": "6722302"}
{"text": "谢邀！最好的反击，你当人这久，怎么连人话都不会说？", "question": "当别人问你：“你都工作那么多年了，怎么连个领导都没当上？”你该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "减肥期间吃了虾。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6011696"}
{"text": "坎乔选手权世界大赛决赛", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849353"}
{"text": "因为忘了带武器，所以只能开骂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3TuOSA9ha9LVAdqXTmnic3Gbt4OY3VTDnmu0Ztcz81EPvAUAJx4cbl1A"}
{"text": "知平尚名用品治巫柱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtchwic43Xe1yhnma6fApaoGmNa93EFhbZfBaxnpibXBYlH6CAdzibKTYXA"}
{"text": "免费玩家解锁的新车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkPwksS8oia1zvJAWb4m2ul4XhguSoTjibJjBZTMyIQLC2B82gsC5XGxKA"}
{"text": "在被击中的瞬间，接球手带着本垒板逃跑。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "510237"}
{"text": "出远门：‘我锁门了吗”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJ3A90KViaMX6ia6gwiaSCcM6eQ7tduZHHQPreSdlzb45563uHLa71zvEvQ"}
{"text": "这是柴娃娃，汪汪叫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1717587"}
{"text": "我以为只有爸爸和妈妈不是食物，没想到……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401008"}
{"text": "看！有山！哈哈哈哈哈哈！空气好棒！哈......是大自然。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3576649"}
{"text": "我裤裆开线没？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0WLRGkbx5Trmj0LWl36uRwRXUe71XaibUwQpAZLSdtcw7EEHXjZveUSA"}
{"text": "坦克", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6977861"}
{"text": "沙发狗袋", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "介错人说要留个全户", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksNvPwS3ou47sJKMeC1aVafAT3dSKasZZUh3dfzT0rXXXLPics3SEDh1g"}
{"text": "开车在小路上走的时候，遇到了施工，被要求返回。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4914997"}
{"text": "明明是绿灯……！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhskf06z8xj30ci0eln1o"}
{"text": "我们是海鸥。", "question": "请编一个关于森鸥外的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387987"}
{"text": "她牵着我的手。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "“警长，两脚猴好像在偷您的警车”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "我记得有个叫作Safuji的人，但大家都叫他Sato.", "question": "小泉 爱情 故事", "star": 52, "type": "T2T", "image": "4275251"}
{"text": "女德讲师示范如何坐男同事的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qarq7tqElc2Fk6WG8fwia30OAAc3FheyXFHptsnzyXvmkAVdlIxFLC3My0SQU9HH0MPIDctPSBNhw"}
{"text": "在朋友家彻夜未眠直到早上6点30分。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6457899"}
{"text": "Wi-Fi", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3144958"}
{"text": "关机！", "question": "Android 上能提高学习、工作效率的应用有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是的！我们这种情绪强烈的人，用日语总是无法淋漓尽致的表达自己，很痛苦的有没有！！！比如吧，如果是和不同国家的人聊天，对方说了一个很有意思的事时。用中文时：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 666 什么鬼哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈用英语时：omg this is so~~~funny（我的妈呀这太搞笑了）用日语时：○○君面白いねw（某君你很有趣哦 w） 如果是和不同国家的人聊天，对他人的某个行为表示一言难尽时。用中文时：太傻 b 了用英语时：I wouldn’t do that. Never. （我永远都不会这么做）用日语时：まあね、あれは、ちょっとね。（嘛，那个嘛，确实有点……）", "question": "当你讲不同的语言时，你所展现的性格是不是不一样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骂人的话，意思是“混蛋”或“畜生”。", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "在自动售货机前犹豫不决", "question": null, "star": 234, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glouc6lfu7j610r10rqcr02"}
{"text": "注意火候的同时需要时不时翻个面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytGwOIelD1Xu5yKxbTIRXVKFna7hkxBpP7MqIMKbHgOuEOOlob6spJc2Q"}
{"text": "老子发现了没什么。", "question": "老子到底发现了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在温泉中倒入了大量的浪漫。", "question": "回转寿司的讨厌客人成了问题，那么老牌温泉旅馆的讨厌客人是什么样的呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020963"}
{"text": "静香吗？好好听我说。要和出杉君处好关系哦。知道了，要注意眼镜和狐狸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6784128"}
{"text": "想事情会想得很长远，很具体，思维也会变得非常快。举个例子吧，今天在图书馆自习，一个妹子指着我身边的座位问我：「这儿没人吧？」我回答她：「如果我们的孩子是个女孩，就叫她莹莹吧。」", "question": "单身久了会有什么想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇，这是什么脏东西？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6565249"}
{"text": "捕虫的爱好。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3394489"}
{"text": "遇到神灯许了个愿，不过灯神好像理解错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRK89IMHrzbCyrr3IhtdFUx6b2Z68Zn4P12o8bG5oW7c1NZG63vS1ofFQ"}
{"text": "你看多少国内外知名教练执教过国足了.......", "question": "为什么名校不收差生并将其教育成人才？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里来了两个歪国人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgXfEq0G06aX0Px3snDiagOcxZ1Rib4aD4HaK2zo8GQUv1xtdFMbB0PluQ"}
{"text": "哦？又是你这个老太婆在打小报告啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1532536"}
{"text": "说的是筷子吗？", "question": "竹子在没有根的情况下可以扦插繁殖吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "口香糖粘后背上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c208RtYTQ0tWFxTdIIDd4VxLZYpVHXHI0BViaXl8AmRWa1TJH6UhYf5vMw"}
{"text": "究竟是早上0点，还是下午12点，或者是下午0点或早上12点的可能性也存在，一瞬间会有些迷惑，但其实都无所谓了。", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "我大e了，没有闪。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "我喜欢吃面包和牛奶的早餐。", "question": "常见的020刑警会做的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4380762"}
{"text": "从小在家里练 xx 功，从小入的 xx 宗门修炼，全大陆的学院都是教打架的……我就想问问都怎么识的字儿，全世界默认九年义务教育？", "question": "看网络小说的时候，有哪些片段让你觉得作者的文化素养并不高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁啊，扔这么大的棉花糖。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7048795"}
{"text": "好臭啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6757992"}
{"text": "对不起...对不起...", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "这里有个我们之前放在这里的话题。之所以我们把它放在了这里，是因为我们之前就讨论过这个话题。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855846"}
{"text": "小新带小白出去散步会拿上袋子和铲子。这是二十多年前的日本动画片！", "question": "日本究竟发达到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你告诉我，谁在睡觉的时候乱画的？我不会生气的，你看。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7061167"}
{"text": "我妈也说我当年考上华工，是我爸爸、奶奶考前去拜佛求出来的。于是我问她：“为什么不给我求个清华？”", "question": "我妈说我高考考好的功劳全是她求佛求出来的，我应该怎么反驳她？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当妹子和我说话的时候。", "question": "女生最让男生心动的瞬间是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按下帮助键后，抽屉里出现了一个嘻哈造型的机器猫，但是比起收音机来，这种高级一些的机器完全不管用。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1217291"}
{"text": "发型师做了太多事，导致自己慌了神。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5860676"}
{"text": "如果是和买 mp3 是为了学英语听听力同样的理由买 iPad 看书，我觉得还是不要买了，大家都是过来人。", "question": "买一个 iPad 看电子书如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「骨川小夫10月3日因胖虎抢夺财物而死」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8zrcnas1oj30ci0elq6v"}
{"text": "和我比握力？你早了十年啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625495"}
{"text": "尿尿分叉器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjhd8dQGjChT0gLTB48YeTZJqh9KVIG50WzPLrBnv5WFRavhK66M706Q"}
{"text": "新建了两个存档还没开始玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0OE5BtVBPJc7ZSydn9leicP2Bib3Cy23g7UaHZ5b6Byx5iakdM5fMq5cpg"}
{"text": "检查靴子里有没有洞。", "question": "进别人家时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359337"}
{"text": "对无聊的笑话感到无奈的叹息。", "question": "轮胎（tires）在说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2172763"}
{"text": "廿！！我马子！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrlKq4fwmx8a1fxPYAp7D8F33WAPoZRHribmrvgDT3MPTdNAwOdZiawdEg"}
{"text": "放假不就是写了么？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380392"}
{"text": "替我老婆回答。在国外读研期间和老婆认识的。第一次一起吃饭的时候偶然聊起各自本科的专业，当时我看她对我母校和专业颇有些不以为然，遂放下筷子，得意地介绍了一番作为该学科领军人物的我母校校长如何学贯中西享誉国际，当真是知识界之中流砥柱云云。当时连女友都不算的的该妹子很礼貌地听我讲了半天，好像也没有表现得很 impressed.几个月之后我才偶然发现我跟她安利了一下午她亲爹 orz", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼药水", "question": null, "star": 320, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqpykpvujmj612a191wlw02"}
{"text": "全部采用地球产的食材", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0C2xWMUKFBBgvrEQO2cLXiaRoleG6qQg6gJo8O5eIRX8vBCSXLwzZeZg"}
{"text": "记得小时候晚上睡觉前我们一家三口都要在床上玩一会儿亲子游戏才睡觉。就有一天我和妈妈在说说笑笑闹着玩，然后我爸突然一动不动拿着一块儿刚从脚上扣下来的死皮告诉我这是他的鱼鳞，他马上就要变成美人鱼游走了，还意味深长的看了一眼我妈，我妈也立马收住了正在笑表情说那赶紧睡吧。留下一脸懵逼的我偷偷哭到半夜起来给我爸拿湿毛巾擦腿怕他变成鱼干死在床上。我真的担惊受怕了好几年，以至于现在听见人鱼就觉得是我爸变的。", "question": "你有童年阴影吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们遇到的都没有我的奇怪某医院的甲方过来做方案前期的沟通，啰啰嗦嗦说了很多，我都快睡着了。这个时候他们的院长突然说了一句，我猛地就醒了。他说，“医院的走道不要设计得太直，要多一些曲折，因为——鬼是只能直走，不能拐弯的！”！！！！", "question": "在建筑行业遇到过哪些奇怪的甲方要求？都是怎么解决的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以为去散步的阿汪察觉到是去医院的阿喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbzpus1359j30ci0elgr1"}
{"text": "多放孜然。", "question": "初次跟女生吃牛排时，女生对服务员说要八分熟，该说些什么来缓解尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我好像刚吃过饭，虽然经常忘记，但一年才见一次的我还记得你上次给我吃的东西。", "question": "我对妈妈做的饭感到非常不满。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4225359"}
{"text": "小组里唯一能干的人", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "想写一封恐吓信，但是始终找不到心仪的字体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ean3zteg01j20bm0al3zp"}
{"text": "用脑子捉弄不苟言笑的师父，让师父笑了起来的弟子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794144"}
{"text": "快喷射时", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "右下角有个水印", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "把围巾卖出高价的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fymi7d60bzj20o30w4429"}
{"text": "房屋中介。", "question": "如何起一个中二的日本名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！我一直在画这个。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "民谣的归宿是变调夹", "question": "摇滚是民谣最后的归宿吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最不幸的应该是那些我们连名字都不知道的。", "question": "历史上谁是最不幸的物理学家？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请注意缴纳NHK的收视费！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6649314"}
{"text": "感谢大家对《全职猎人》的爱读敬请期待富坚先生下部作品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0phzkjifhj30ci0el0th"}
{"text": "杰尼斯几乎全体覆没。", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "我奶奶家 28 斤重的胖狸花可能是单纯的体型限制了它躁动不安的心。", "question": "为什么老人养的猫更乖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公司赞助的足球队的支持", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "这是封建病，要民主专治", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mSKFSR56tpG5n58tosAYrfLfBJeCO0w7VyyVW2C5E6Pr2AeibicgAgaiaw"}
{"text": "头顶唯二的两根头发又脱了一根", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8Mmo1FLmjwFzoB41dQx5m8YUfsrKpYeKMzoXZIBVG7icIVnA1TOLHvAfQ"}
{"text": "手机掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITJaexKFwiackpLwhciaAQ8gsgWPUYGlcvSRWJE5ZC0vR2HAL7eUMsojSw"}
{"text": "车厢以不同方式挂上车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onp752ymugPaDicniaRR3Ug9jXUJ0n2NYysriaunf752PRso8ZyVNJVictRMg"}
{"text": "稀里糊涂的进入了对手的队伍并发挥出平时5倍实力的卡琳娜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06DicmdYaJB6TB80mOeJ4eNYBXmXp1MJrNpseVNV1jEavrb34FXrAGQW0Q"}
{"text": "我在现场，出大事了！这边支店，有点小麻烦！社长，一切顺利！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7r1p9lzl8j30ci0elads"}
{"text": "没发烧～不过已经凉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtz21sv86ij30ci0el776"}
{"text": "果断保安啊～～保安叔叔问的问题都这么高端，三大哲学问题：1）你是谁？2）从哪里来？3）到哪里去？…………", "question": "做审计和保安哪个好?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为柯南推荐的那款黑色饮料让我手抖得无法饮用。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3121583"}
{"text": "地球的居民。", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "晚上下班回家，看到她一直在玩手机，我就问在干嘛呢？她说：同事问她些问题，之后我也就没多想。后来就看他一直玩手机，临近睡觉了，我看她还在玩手机，问她还和你同事聊天呀？她说嗯，我说：你们在一起没？她来了句：还没呢！", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友、老婆出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用绿色光波照射实验体情侣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8OlJMCcXlyUStmnh2yw9w0O1FOCXOicI8zJ42uOaTYgAYKDicicdz7ibnwA"}
{"text": "在试图入侵室伏的家中，幸运的小偷被卡在这里了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1779773"}
{"text": "由于隶属于多国军队，队员们只能用各自的语言交流，通过打拍子来协调行动。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6358542"}
{"text": "我们那流传的故事是盘点某牛奶生产大公司的牧场，有各种牛，母牛是资产就不用说了，小牛是在建工程，然后就让我们猜公牛是什么 低值易耗品。", "question": "你在审计过程中有什么有趣经历或故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不嘛不嘛，我就喜欢蓝色的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrrRm96k66doeEkSInASib0dmdEHH0IibibSs3C8mQRvsmjFqNBuAibLQg0w"}
{"text": "我知道的，他每天晚上都会来擦鼻子。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2102556"}
{"text": "挤痘痘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3KsohOMwTNIgJb7xEKZHibgI0BCIH56WeTrgVM8m4qibOLfWKnO0gVeQQ"}
{"text": "看完恐怖片后求妈咪等自己睡着后再走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpb74dwl24j30ci0eljxi"}
{"text": "公布结果！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6400007"}
{"text": "圣诞老人，请给我一颗星星，拜托了。", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "真难吃啊！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3873178"}
{"text": "谁都不懂规则", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSia7pYgjk2O9T8Ite1se8micpj1evqNpZgglNOxYPlXkyEHq1BOGQw3Mw"}
{"text": "电视在演切洋葱", "question": null, "star": 235, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grvmrhjw1yj610311c0x302"}
{"text": "哎呀！金发的家伙去哪里了！？", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6395979"}
{"text": "*闹钟响*/稍后再响×1稍后再响×2/稍后再响x3", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha4m8beqacj30ci0elaeo"}
{"text": "赖床荒上午，早起毁一天...", "question": "早晨的记忆效率真的更高吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就是你俩在港口砸人家车吧？跟我到局里走一趟吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyurq4882aj30ci0eldju"}
{"text": "站立鼓掌", "question": "小便的时候会发抖的现象，有个名字吗？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7059602"}
{"text": "我以做寿司为职业，但幸运的是我结婚了，我的妻子掌握着我们夫妻的主导权和店的经营权。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4876099"}
{"text": "发布日期推迟。", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "「宝贝儿快看有流星！】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb1vcyeu5aj20af08vdgo"}
{"text": "说好的演床戏结果让我演床", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHdTJT455bPx95WFbU9YGVN4KYus3apmhUGmvSSYfoj2uYuKHsbXCOosjnHRko4dZnaK5htEnWTw"}
{"text": "店员那个……那个……英语老师，我记得您教我们出国之后，是哪个口头禅不能話说来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNvsAfmkn5TzUnuwHTkicAUrLcenyFO3ZUM3QyIpAiagbxe3ufRoFdWicXA"}
{"text": "住爱情公寓。住这儿，我只要熟记《老友记》、《生活大爆炸》的剧情，就能做半个预言家。", "question": "如果可以选择，你想住进「同福客栈」还是「爱情公寓」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问这里有不需要结账的商品吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6632554"}
{"text": "娘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUnKubib7S64bMSl0Hg5yibjuGr7Cm25rvUQE8xia71jTvQTrxlLq07825w"}
{"text": "前面往哪拐", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "哎呀，是蚊子啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1534276"}
{"text": "终于第一次约会了。在约定地点等待的岩美酱，好想说“你是谁啊！”，但是不知道哪里是正前方哪里是后方。", "question": null, "star": 1695, "type": "I2T", "image": "2212834"}
{"text": "他是一个精神饱满的男孩。", "question": "什么时候感觉出门打个电话可以让气氛变好？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7343780"}
{"text": "星星亮晶晶！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6850469"}
{"text": "放我进屋吧这外面好多马蜂啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNkWtiaaa4nwuRVCjrD8c8ib9DXM4G2AgRQPcYFIQOicP2MKbKnUrq1rVUA"}
{"text": "我觉得比我还有趣呢，举报。", "question": null, "star": 4226, "type": "I2T", "image": "6976982"}
{"text": "克隆宝宝", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4724758"}
{"text": "呕吐", "question": "不能边吃屎边做。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7319959"}
{"text": "仔细一想，对方只会近距离攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd47v4czbpj30ci0elwfs"}
{"text": "消费税要从5%上涨到10%。", "question": "如果我对十年前的自己说些可能无法相信的事情，那会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4704539"}
{"text": "我沉迷于发呆已经第三天了。", "question": null, "star": 2257, "type": "I2T", "image": "5284283"}
{"text": "有一次，我第二天要早起赶飞机，就作死打游戏到好晚想着反正明天在飞机上正好睡觉。结果失算了，六点被闹钟叫醒的时候简直想死，然后稍微收拾收拾出门，进电梯。电梯从楼上下来，我半闭着眼睛低着头进去了，然后听到一句“嗨，早啊=^_^=”，就睁开眼看了一下。一个超漂亮的姑娘的笑脸，当时的情景就是感觉整个电梯轿厢在发光。本来没睡醒的我瞬间就惊醒了。后来在飞机上根本也没睡觉。所以我想，长得好看的人看待自己，是知道自己能够轻易给别人好心情吧，而他们也善于利用这一点。后来类似的经历遇到很多，发现无一例外不论男女，大清早跟陌生人道早安的，都是一流的帅哥和美女。以至于某天，我也想跟他们一样，能够给别人一个好心情，就试着跟一个陌生的姑娘道早安。 她白了我一眼。 那时起我才知道，颜对一个人来说，意味着什么。", "question": "长得好看的人是如何看待自己的美貌的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为他有基本的信息安全常识", "question": "怎么看待男朋友给自己备注全名这件事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「樱木，进来吧」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehf1g8cwqtj208v0bnwf9"}
{"text": "进杂技团时谎报身高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8Z0ubxjKhDlB6xzA3qK0TakSnv1viaRASC0YZKAhcRFaAP2s6iamEItCQ"}
{"text": "可能大家意识不到，这其中的很多人，是很多人，你们余生都不可能有机会再相见了。", "question": "毕业生各种煽情，感情真的那么深吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "帮朋友拍照。拍得好一块钱一张，拍不好十块钱一张删。", "question": "你听过哪些赚钱的歪点子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这张照片非常吸引我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4040125"}
{"text": "感情这种事情，很难说的", "question": "赵云当时是怎么就变得跟刘备了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深夜吃薯片会发胖哦？给我做点健康的宵夜吧！房租我已经转账了哦！", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "^。^", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "困在戒指里的魔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hio4tv444wj30ci0elmy9"}
{"text": "宝宝学习少儿编程后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBgEw1Hp9xCXSrkFRmcIwwecSbpeqCsTtHeiajiadpCAVb8q175wDP9bkA"}
{"text": "轮到中国人向日本朋友展示自家综艺节目了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "某女子抬头走路不慎掉入无盖窨井，只因轻信网友谣言「别低头，皇冠会掉」。", "question": "喝了鸡汤而前途尽毁的例子有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的BBQ，我们六个人都非常开心", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "鞠躬后走进厨房。", "question": "我讨厌这样的蟑螂。", "star": 61, "type": "T2T", "image": "4904326"}
{"text": "我以前工作的公司不见了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371795"}
{"text": "因为他是小丑啊，不是超级小丑侠。", "question": "为什么小丑杀他妈妈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钱包那么小，你们走不了。", "question": "你如何看待某老师「世界那么大，我想去看看。」的辞职信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "珍贵的野生公交车喝水照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl01OoxnOryKz1owPe2rpXTPqwRDhPNVqaF7daEwH0BLkyqRibSia66nSEg"}
{"text": "惊喜求婚失败。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6972756"}
{"text": "这里是8楼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0MNHz2KoFanWLzWf9tsgf8Q7pbm9XvnkC6mb1mrictam2AMDloSrB8jg"}
{"text": "在进行朝拜呢！？", "question": "能抱我一下吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245198"}
{"text": "哦，从上面读也是番茄啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6974821"}
{"text": "黄蓉给了一本连载版，杨过受到一万点伤害。——杨过奶奶是被人骗奸的，杨过母亲是被强奸的，而自己老婆又被人迷奸了，这也没谁了。", "question": "假如杨过读了《射雕英雄传》会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初中老师曾经跟我们讲过这个话题，男孩子要穷养，女孩子要富养，不要让你养了十几年的女儿因为一根口香糖跟别人跑了。上了大学后我发现有 bug，男孩子其实也要富养，不要以为请人家女生吃了一顿饭，看了一场电影就把别人当女朋友了！", "question": "穷养的女孩和富养的女孩的区别在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回家没戴口罩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEF5T8A3KWy6MB29Y8XWak9jdFjUfAFVzuPaeDot6U76RqpkM7laSZFQ"}
{"text": "有猫在，不远游。", "question": "长时间外出怎么安排猫的吃喝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚进实验室的时候，看到同学们在记事本上面写代码，还用命令框执行。我说：「怎么不用编译器啊，可以帮你查 bug 的那种？2017 年了怎么还会有命令框这种东西？！」后来我发现他们用的是 Linux 系统。", "question": "当电脑盲认为自己不是电脑盲时是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用攻击力3的锤子打猎", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "只能用手。", "question": "介绍一下诞生于联赛中的阪神老虎队和另一支队伍的特色。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5023887"}
{"text": "旁边的furry控看够了吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "换座位后前排女生的反应", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4oy5uhyg8j30ci0elad0"}
{"text": "上班时间偷偷抠脚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MYPZSZMxe7hHViaKtib59ics7pldfNXzrwTNpyvPd5NDB1zBDhlZcib2mRw"}
{"text": "人家残疾人再就业，拄拐出来卖车，咱就买一辆吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ym9Gia0ycYuibibIp5P7Cf1vQvYcyNmrUNsbse4625iasM22ibOaCzTyhsItQ"}
{"text": "饭好不好吃。", "question": "从一个人的吃相，你大概能看出什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没、没事的……有少年法在……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7dzd80dwnj30ci0eln0c"}
{"text": "然后闪耀的 ULTRA SOUL", "question": "请用三个词解释那个著名的乐队。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "6916858"}
{"text": "今天的基金", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "脊髓灰质炎减毒活疫苗糖丸注：不是宝塔糖 宝塔糖有一丝丝的苦涩味", "question": "有哪些特别好吃的糖果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "故意捉蚂蚁吃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "289676"}
{"text": "5G 技术突然就成熟了！", "question": "如何评价 10 月 14 日发布的 iPhone 12 系列新机，有哪些看点和不足？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才看到蜈蚣就想起了这个，这是橄榄。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680310"}
{"text": "YouTube的画面怎么都横不过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibPJEtjY3jqYicKSDQviazBtDg0icSWgKjEnY4E77uyaNVg7g8lpfwMVwLQ"}
{"text": "我的妈妈在我出生前就去了天堂。可怜的我，请捐款吧。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7139133"}
{"text": "天上掉下一大块炒鸡蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCx2NQmLu4cj0zsrPwFIJs5TTVfwKkdpCj3PGoj8v0dzV9eL00Tx8OPQg"}
{"text": "居然把我忘在这里，我看你这冤种今天怎么给她过生日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD78aSSNibpewmwS0HGAaIvTEIwaTuFgaVZFqEzPU4y3fdHSQKVBKWuQyg"}
{"text": "正在用意念解第三条比基尼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamjdYZvjvOsVO2d3jyv4a2kWFiaCsCA7rRyoTaVIG6QWyjEfibqFY3LgKA"}
{"text": "还有加班费，不错了。", "question": "如何看待大多数公司的不良加班费制度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汤玛很爱起泡沫。", "question": null, "star": 2227, "type": "I2T", "image": "6331337"}
{"text": "张总：我有什么办法，还不是甲方爸爸活不过今晚", "question": "领导提前要 PPT，如果回复「为什么提前，你活不到下周三了吗」后续会发生什么？还有什么其他回绝方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开车......", "question": "凤凰传奇组合中的那个男人有什么用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里也戴着面具吧？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3887893"}
{"text": "回家看到这架势后有种不详的预感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3dtjw09urj30ci0elab8"}
{"text": "全校通知：不准在雕塑上晒被子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibOgdc01QM9M5Wn4wrFEjowBEJ02jzA0N6juEQKNcX0VUibyfkWamOsUw"}
{"text": "从学校一路踢回来的呦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fy8o613upvj20mf0ogtcm"}
{"text": "去世的曾祖父视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJmA5amiavBbY8I3TVYT9ejrgEJic29N19QHyybyOTs7HaRlCRBJx9I2gQ"}
{"text": "“请把尾巴伸进来确认一下是不是我们的妈妈。”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "木兰乳腺炎发作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyF1K3XhY54SSLibrjr6Q9GYrB9ibRkZpeIRw3NkFF7PL9o2yEoHsND7Kjg"}
{"text": "搞什么鬼啊！我昨天喝多了才叫你拿咖啡因过来的啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4152175"}
{"text": "要知道自己跟别人没啥区别。", "question": "离异的三十岁女性要知道些什么事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在美术馆窗口那儿愣了一会儿就被1000万拍下来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEXO3vOTbEE0icZXRUBwx1AJRpFmDYuRYaEbF8Z9pr4xP2pY3Ehe5LQfw"}
{"text": "说！你为什么背着我和那个婊子在床上乱搞？因为她说想试一下3P", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSHnLWoNt2tQicWaZGrnFy5XArr7RiaJ1vq0Pb1FDPvGtBS5Iv4MfdQVPQ"}
{"text": "哥哥穿着死亡金属风格的衣服跟踪我，已经被我发现了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1163315"}
{"text": "舞蹈对决一直没有结束。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506230"}
{"text": "我只是答应修个电脑，请自重！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0rG7FJSmd1yWBsIVb64TFz5BaVl9WUuqcF33SNtcjhqy2sgg2dJUhiaA"}
{"text": "请星期天让我休息一下。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2798788"}
{"text": "昨天在支持「人贩子死刑」，今天又被「最美山村女教师」感动。昨天在转发《马云说给年轻人的十句话》，今天又在微博上逼捐。", "question": "什么叫低智商的善良？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在敌方基地以间谍的身份潜入，却因为穿错了军服很快被包围了，于是尝试用我的业余爱好——落语来脱身。", "question": null, "star": 957, "type": "I2T", "image": "1331363"}
{"text": "处于被抓住的状态下 → P", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5846351"}
{"text": "对不起，家里不能养。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1024759"}
{"text": "吃完饭的人", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "本田，别急，我马上给你换电池", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9v1xu7039j20al0ddjsv"}
{"text": "亲爱的刹车吧好的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60J2icXVFuzDm50VEVYUzTUQ3UIG8JHtwU4UibNKsNpczS1Plkm9ZW2RMQ"}
{"text": "辣条。", "question": "准备自己开一个小小的文具店，在小学学校门口，现在基本准备完成了，怎么样能吸引小学生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全年无休", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "尽管我爱得要命，但连三分之一的付出都没有，平等的算计只会空转，甚至都不说声谢谢，亲爱的。", "question": "三分之一的均等计算。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6500308"}
{"text": "虽然及时把烟丢了但还是被教导主任看到了烟圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7Wbqdc42qzJHwj3vRNUiaUSeVlgJsaFeyeic7CQjJ0bX4B1Lskh6oKfVGw"}
{"text": "开心的伙伴们，来了！", "question": "十年前的声音现在听不见了。", "star": 26, "type": "T2T", "image": "7372219"}
{"text": "「走起！」「终于到了这一刻了」「我已经迫不及待了」「虫子！快看来，蚂蚁在搬金龟子诶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tm04NTsGwnWxJwBQZpcGJ4GAlxayx5jicNoy39cv4lUw53Y5V00CLXUA"}
{"text": "虽然被抓成了人质但是他手里的玩具枪是在我那买的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHgxXYWDjibDXYxibJnp0HwrZGGS95sPGfRpHmuW18lQRmIic3Aiagr77J8Q"}
{"text": "比起这些，户川纯明天要去hit studio。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3787205"}
{"text": "一边憎恶虚荣，一边找各种机会虚荣，在应该为了虚荣而努力的时候，丫拖延症犯了。", "question": "日常生活中哪些坏习惯最致命？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青春啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3017215"}
{"text": "我就是这样的人。", "question": "请告诉我回旋镖的错误用法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5326460"}
{"text": "小短腿", "question": null, "star": 554, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj7vr2lg74j610p1967a702"}
{"text": "小林的哥哥。", "question": "把多啦A梦比作蓝色的狸猫更严厉地改述一下。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309220"}
{"text": "为什么打牌老是输呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hg00dmsdejj30ci0eltd5"}
{"text": "月饼和安眠枕", "question": "我在考虑给庆祝米寿的奶奶送什么礼物。有什么好建议吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389142"}
{"text": "猫：躲得过初一，躲不过15", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "盐过敏", "question": "简直就是个废物。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5369790"}
{"text": "意识明明没有啊，但是那里却兴奋起来了。", "question": "给严肃的台词加个aa就毁了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3790829"}
{"text": "小野洋子的恶作剧", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3588121"}
{"text": "放假回家，我妈说：「你早上可以随便睡，但是如果醒来了就起床，没必要醒着还赖床上。」我说好。第二天早上八点不到，进来，开灯，在我头发上使劲揉两把。我迷迷糊糊醒来，听见她说：「醒来了吧，醒来了就起床。」", "question": "中国的家长有哪些让人难以理解的神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "杰克·尼科尔森是我的偶像。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387536"}
{"text": "真人CS的队友被敌人集火了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaicUczPoTsps27koudlgQR5O1Vksia3nGElDwSvuJL5hAukIFgTkdF3xfg"}
{"text": "妻子下班回来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6090502"}
{"text": "我超喜欢爷爷！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6133498"}
{"text": "领航员号空间站与三体先遣舰队相遇。三体人：兄 dei 你们去哪啊？地球人：太阳要炸了，我们带着地球去比邻星重建家园，你们呢？三体人：比邻星三星系统崩坏了，我们要去地球重建家园。地球人：……日三体人：……晶", "question": "为什么大刘没把流浪地球的方法告诉三体人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洋葱图片", "question": null, "star": 415, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmcs5ipuhcj612216xq7e02"}
{"text": "有时候星星会减少。", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "不过手上的苍耳把狗嘴扎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHMcUiasERppBylykic7pP9zVpeSlJI552dbIK7jP4YnXgVLIGUP2x1Tibg"}
{"text": "技太差只能念旁白", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pJu8I1tyFibs1jOyWuTTWqUxeVonQkYrYib7Ozy9qQFLnFwk2uASKPLmA"}
{"text": "某年亲戚（俩人）来国外看我，于是大家找了一家中餐馆猛搓了一顿，饭后，由于对方是远道而来的长辈，我想着这顿应该我请，而亲戚呢，按照国内的规矩可能觉得那会我还小，应该他们请。于是，按照国内的习惯，他们跟我抢买单，越争越抢动作幅度越大，我们仨人谁也不让谁，双拳难敌四手的那种感觉。这时，高潮来了，旁边一个一直默默观察的老外呼的一下跳了起来，拍了拍我的肩膀，一本正经的问：要不要我帮你报警！？哈，后来解释了清楚，全饭店的中外食客笑作一团，尤以那个老外笑得最开心，毕竟刚刚他还在纳闷呢，这几个中国人怎么吃着吃着就打起来了……", "question": "你被老外问过哪些奇葩问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三角尺？我没吃哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7h6dGDfeXbw9N3trmcJyU3c0MKeIIdaiceYROyxwk7EK0ebWURn8epOxw"}
{"text": "才不分！这块豆腐是圣诞老人给我的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbmxrus3avj30ci0eltdk"}
{"text": "Gooqirl那个女人是谁", "question": null, "star": 284, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hepvs74iazj60u00usjty02"}
{"text": "今年唯一的新员工。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "173284"}
{"text": "口碑受害者", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7345991"}
{"text": "我的手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNOZxU6zicFPXIhzu4ReNV2MP1peiaL1IE18ejLO8488aHsMNUyBMGmnIg"}
{"text": "上海中心大厦", "question": "请告诉我，当修学旅行的第一站是东京时，有哪些有感觉的参观地点可以去？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160483"}
{"text": "野菜吃了没关系吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6395427"}
{"text": "不要侮辱黑客", "question": "我家用无线路由器作交换机，这样会让黑客蹭网吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冬日的缝隙风吹得人冻僵了。", "question": "请告诉我教室走廊最前面坐着的人有哪些习惯。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3647844"}
{"text": "求求你了，借手指给我挖个鼻孔吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqDx42Fv2XIPedf43pibF6ax2Dic4Lxib8tFdK5DibUuCSKhrsNL2iaVEZAjQ"}
{"text": "下铺，给我吃尝一口", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "餐桌场景的绘制数量过多。", "question": "哎？小美人鱼的赞助商变了？为什么这么想？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6920839"}
{"text": "导致 pm 2.5 浓度上升，战争迷雾范围变大，能见度降低，全员李青。", "question": "如果《英雄联盟》有一件可以燃烧草丛的装备会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢的食物填了『猫猫后因担心前去家访发现是真的后总算放心了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gun1iwj4hrj60ci0el0wd02"}
{"text": "你看过《不要和陌生人说话》吗？", "question": "分手时男友跪下了，如何处理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厕所有空位了！……嗯！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyz1viuffej30ci0elq67"}
{"text": "正在做标记。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6746461"}
{"text": "当你笑点贼低的朋友给你讲笑话时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WVSzq9NN6wIu4gaRpJBRdHssiawoiapPVGp4vpb9xWWSbs9R3wgg5a5wA"}
{"text": "在这片开化的土地上诞生。", "question": "非常抱歉让您久等了，大阪钢巴队已经抵达并赢得了比赛！", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7350899"}
{"text": "这么简单的事情还用你说。", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "小学，有个别人喜欢上课吃东西。然后老师上课很严肃地说：「谁吃东西，就得给全班一人一份的。」然后按照剧情，大家都会沉默不说话。但我 tm 脑回路就特别清奇。只记得我说了句：「老师如果有人吃鼻屎怎么办。」", "question": "有什么笑话可以笑一辈子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下班时间到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010Cmc0TfcqxFpGlYvkpAnYc3bVsksibSqB0jfXOh7evQpciaf4Bn3m6kj2w"}
{"text": "你要你就拿去吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLthysapwdLd1ndmOeCUZ4fRuZzAtOYgVP08fCcFGhVHPd1X9zGCZFZg"}
{"text": "花式哑铃（4公斤）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622191"}
{"text": "行车记录仪。在同事的疯狂安利下买了个行车记录仪，看着还可以，万万没有想到它会自己瞎说话！有一次大领导喝醉了，我开自己的车送他回家，酒劲上头后领导开始跟我谈天说地，从国家大事到单位里女同事的胸，总之就是无话不谈吧，遇到这么平易近人的领导真的好开心呢！也许我马上就可以升职加薪了呢！「就在这里停车吧！」我踩停了之后，正准备再寒暄几句，记录仪突然说话了！它竟然说话了！「录音已结束。」它不带任何感情地说道。领导的酒好像突然就醒了，带着复杂的表情看着我，我一脸懵逼，领导开门下车就走了……呵呵，希望以后工作能顺利。", "question": "有哪些让人拍案叫绝的智障设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这份工作是打电话到大家的家里进行推销。", "question": "热心的员工占6%。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215647"}
{"text": "虽然不是优步，但也是同行。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6462977"}
{"text": "厕所禁止用。", "question": "太新颖的游戏规则让人难以适应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6819224"}
{"text": "工作和我，哪个更重要？", "question": "可能是大麦克吧。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5584072"}
{"text": "哎呀，难道决赛真的是拉面吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673352"}
{"text": "我追你，如果我追到你，我就把你嘿嘿嘿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "本以为是禁止未满18岁的，结果是禁止18世纪的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHSPLyNrYBnDibv5KWarNOoMa2H4KyyOgwWmibqvl4qLdBKfmMbqdzTS9hg"}
{"text": "指尖可以操作智能手机的手套。", "question": "机器猫不能做绝对不可以做的事情吧？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6987681"}
{"text": "我们会考虑的。", "question": "用七个字让他想象出来。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993962"}
{"text": "是的，深陷爱情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1867343"}
{"text": "压到蛋蛋了", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "别跑啊，马赛克！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9riafoABV8BARQiaABzpzDjNH05o06n2rpeakaagx3T7eCdbVticeNHTP0aQ"}
{"text": "资本家：团结起来！等等我不是这个意思", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tsyugXluianMWu4gc8d815A3yyyrEa0QEPF08yNuvia8ovJJYT8JhsKng"}
{"text": "也许会有好事发生哦~（笑）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3428630"}
{"text": "现在处于第一位的是隐形人骑手，而处于第二位的是隐形车骑手", "question": null, "star": 234, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "歪嘴战狗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "没有被偷马鞍。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987121"}
{"text": "以一段独唱开始", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9tx9uipjkj20f40dzaca"}
{"text": "都说了逛街的时候不要突然做投篮的动作啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtzFev4YoeYHdgz8QUoOPC0jKQcEfrTxRzDxiaUa1MDTBc9RRtadDTJhA"}
{"text": "超了80公斤哦。", "question": null, "star": 2329, "type": "I2T", "image": "6981108"}
{"text": "相亲", "question": "派出所露脸的人的第250个理由是什么？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6466807"}
{"text": "便利店的塑料伞被偷了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6107840"}
{"text": "你们的脸我都记住了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4160403"}
{"text": "准备送入洞房", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmGklzGm1aXUgeeQkzL5CrIJWWvlEsDAE0N8zJtBJTw8zXxMxUXFdsGQ"}
{"text": "哈？日常篇也不能出镜了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2xaprtppbj30ci0eljud"}
{"text": "表演人格分裂", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "《西游记》里从来没有出现过「俺老孙」，只有「你孙外公」、「你外公」、「你老外公」。因为高两个辈分，又是外姓人，占到便宜，又不跟小妖连带。（知乎日报注：此处指《西游记》原著）", "question": "为什么孙悟空自称“俺老孙”？为什么是俺？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个馒头还能吃吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6654041"}
{"text": "龙凤成翔…", "question": "一些父母是帅哥美女的组合，可为什么生出的孩子却不是很好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好心塞，看来是时候放弃DJ梦想了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7qhsrvjklj20i60fktab"}
{"text": "《传奇花滑运动员、体操宿将、马拉松名将等诸多头衔拥有者——连跪侠，在家中被蟑螂单杀》", "question": "如果你的超能力是跟所有对手强行46开，这个能力强吗？能用来做什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "劈头士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4Vwg8znXsvKykv24WcznSH5t6KX7F8LUP7Eib0Q7kJO7ibibQQbXfF5UjXA"}
{"text": "不是人", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "大雄，拿把电锯过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc0rfypzggj30ci0eltc2"}
{"text": "今天也要贴满停车罚单！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6531145"}
{"text": "你回来了啊，你最喜欢的肉酱马上就好。「…反而让人期待呢。」", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1445280"}
{"text": "野外，人兽，stuck，倒立位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzOtrvpnjBOKLzD8ev4WoRziaMYtoKxHmovZuhLLSicG5oicibbLofu7uWLg"}
{"text": "我灭霸比你夜王先走一步。", "question": "如何评价《权力的游戏》第八季第二集 S08E02「The Rightful Queen」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7293771"}
{"text": "挖出最里面的鼻屎", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "换灯泡", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw7wf3qskmj20yi17wavo"}
{"text": "球赛到了关键时刻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVfjsOicTPLuUwAKA6ZtKgq1vXOvTFHnUJCY8zq5vFstbNZwtHrflWWfQ"}
{"text": "不是追尾必嫁吗？怎么看起车来了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwicWgO78lI0nZWeezJI1yGSQdAiaqKGUkEqvDG5hPERUickXgImicvyrnicg"}
{"text": "摄影师：你能接受裸体照吗？模特：嗯。。我可以摄影师：那我们快开始把", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibhXm0DPia9l5gYSD3rpJDOWm4FwAEeSuXpFkK1pSYLwIBSr5rdia0Dx6g"}
{"text": "我们单位有硕士博士点，规定学生出差只能坐硬座不许坐卧铺……但可以坐飞机。因为这个规定是很久很久以前制定的，那时压根就没想到出差还可以坐飞机。", "question": "历史上出现过哪些现代人看起来无法理解乃至荒唐的法律制度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "幼儿园老师管得太多了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7148640"}
{"text": "好的，这是这个月的工资。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6618596"}
{"text": "一我碰不到诶。我也碰不到诶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3xeGPBZQtxEfN4w4d7m9p61ibx4RbUsmfSSO0Yg6iauib94KMFtsDBkMTw"}
{"text": "你是哪位？", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 126, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "一个戴着眼镜，系着蝴蝶领结的男孩，头像成年人，身体却像孩子。", "question": "要是这样的转学生就别来了。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3660974"}
{"text": "因为有些人只会用售价减去进货价这样算利润。", "question": "为什么眼镜这么暴利，但是却没什么管制？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "圣诞节结束的瞬间", "question": "哎呀，真受不了！", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2526849"}
{"text": "第二位从背后抢头柱香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7dauzjicqE6l8hib6HArrbwTNZicUk46jibIhj6WUBHjWIoibjk0hCuicmVMA"}
{"text": "谈判工具", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6759601"}
{"text": "往自己家挪1厘米第11天不耐烦了一口气挪23米", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz0j28brvnj30ci0eldj1"}
{"text": "企图用水桶掩饰当众尿尿的事实。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHShL32mpqGyZOsoHBLgrh80Kf5V4ncpmHUBqOia9YicLEsjy9icBZe0qdg"}
{"text": "辛苦扶住背景的后台工作者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esz7d0gf7aj20ba096abz"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈发送哈哈哈XSW", "question": null, "star": 234, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwty1miaybj611718gaga02"}
{"text": "我被一个陌生人打了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386731"}
{"text": "如果有这种设定的男主还能 he 并且结局不是男主进监狱或者死。那我一定建议你读读法律。", "question": "有没有男主是变态，病娇，黑化，囚禁之类的He?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结婚", "question": "男人的悲剧是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572120"}
{"text": "昨晚我熬夜抽烟了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7250864"}
{"text": "找到了！我的早安女孩！", "question": "在搭讪的第一句话中说出最令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7331097"}
{"text": "没有男朋友的只能吐在地上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrn33ylV3eWKsJvtodoWDYAuqwAHvicGadiajxCob8lueMlSJGG71JkvEg"}
{"text": "这种痛……女孩子是不会懂的……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggh6e70q97j2112147gvw"}
{"text": "马斯奥只是用我画了一个圈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6121272"}
{"text": "忘了杏鲍菇吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JMKzYMcJQmPkICDk5MiaJibmMT01ZPrFS2MYiaLdljVnQuj3wBpXq5g2Gg"}
{"text": "哇，大海开来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1656113"}
{"text": "福", "question": null, "star": 73, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "这家伙不会用吗……不扔过来却拿在手上拼命砸我……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h50srnfg95j30ci0elmyc"}
{"text": "这个月的捐款金额很高。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533338"}
{"text": "好的，出发了！大、陆、马、三、山、滚了下来，哎呀呀呀！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7210141"}
{"text": "这是包含给孩子们信息的歌曲！请听！不只是看外表，不要让防盗警报器响起来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7200208"}
{"text": "零元购！零元购！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNvsAfmkn5TzUnuwHTkicAUrLcenyFO3ZUM3QyIpAiagbxe3ufRoFdWicXA"}
{"text": "男人半裸上街也无可厚非吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux48QVWbltgOCH0Nc2a7IltSmU4OrQo0KVKib9bwgXt6mpzI1qND4fXbWw"}
{"text": "下班回家发现有人在自己家开会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hgwif0kwwlj30ci0el3zo"}
{"text": "95 岁应该很淡定了。", "question": "95左右的男生是不是都不着急找对象呀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有时候会忘了哪只手在前面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010CMqia11TXoxY4d1ib0SVWCXqd6aBvich9T04BjnO5Hq5iak6lvu4tEEWLEQ"}
{"text": "免费塑料袋", "question": "麦当劳终于推出了深夜麦乐送服务！具体内容是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6493176"}
{"text": "请问您需要帮忙吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6490711"}
{"text": "请问要握手吗？", "question": "这家寿司店可能是间谍窝，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6783122"}
{"text": "就这样，咚！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3586160"}
{"text": "逆行了可就要挨说了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4850799"}
{"text": "拿下源氏首级了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbo2nnbjdsj30ci0elq7k"}
{"text": "能够在他人的否定中坚持自己的立场。是一种十分强悍的阳刚。", "question": "和朋友出去吃饭男朋友总是滴酒不沾怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "希望把世界上老少男女的笑脸和幸福都带来哦！虽然一年只有一次，但在这个繁忙的圣诞节，辛苦了！", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "小火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owISRSMUIQiauSXlWwpicDiar1eH7DFzu8OcwibVhIpko1UC7QGKxvgOESTAg"}
{"text": "再见了，妈妈", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6342072"}
{"text": "即使在12月31日被说出口……", "question": "今年也请您多多关照。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6955272"}
{"text": "拜托了，请把袜子还给我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dQ4mdSMibZ6wGsic1iclIQ7QmVUl10LWicQYq0s7ZQvvyGOaNhaUS01ojZw"}
{"text": "1、垃圾桶里不能有垃圾，如果您发现您的垃圾桶里有垃圾，请尽快将垃圾清空至走廊尽头的垃圾桶里，2、虽然床是用来休息的，但上面在 8:00 到 21:00 期间绝对不能躺人，无论再累也不行。3、挂钩上不能放东西，尽管它看起来可以挂东西。4、晾衣架上不能有衣服，包括鞋子。5、牙刷的刷毛朝向应相同，如果你发现它们方向不同，尽快摆正。6、阳台上必须同时有八个暖壶，如果没有八个暖壶，尽快补充到八个。如果有多的，拿下来丢掉。7、洗手间是用来洗手的地方，有一个水池，一个水龙头和一个拖把。不存在用来排泄和排遗的便池，如果有，请不要使用。8、当你遇到「他们」中的「年轻人」时，不要违反 1~7 条规则。9、笔记本电脑是大功率电器。笔记本电脑是大功率电器。笔记本电脑是大功率电器。10、不要使用大功率电器。11、当你遇到「他们」中的「年轻人」时，不要违反第 10 条规则。12、22：30 后一定不能在外面游荡，否则你会遇到「他们」中的「长者」。13、如果你被迫在外面游荡，在 23:00 前遇到「他们」时不要惊慌和逃跑，回答他们的问题。14、地图上的红色范围是「他们」出没的位置，23:00 后，在外游荡时请避开这些区域。", "question": "有哪些规则类怪谈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用汉字读作“学校”。", "question": "进入学术会议最简单的方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5705912"}
{"text": "由于来了一个不擅长饲养的管理员，所以要躲起来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2341935"}
{"text": "脱掉围裙", "question": null, "star": 165, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h182gn1zrrj60y019cdk502"}
{"text": "艾伦：“你在骗人，这是在说你睡着了吗？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4218018"}
{"text": "嘿哥们儿，能帮我拿一下眼镜吗？当然没问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u39jOpicUMVXBcbMKrAeTn2hV9cGRMshzXQrUOzECAicZx8SnVHKFicWNDQ"}
{"text": "平成年代的卡拉OK包厢遗址", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMe2UDR2SJDsORib4rWQkeWZibcLS1g3xibYEps3ub6BAgECZDibUIfA5ia25A"}
{"text": "因为梅这个字在中文里有歧义啊！「英国首相梅访华」「英国首相梅出席活动」，到底是出席还是没出席啊！", "question": "特蕾莎 · 梅为什么被中国官方称全名，而布莱尔、卡梅伦只称姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然说我可以弄个能唱歌的发型，但还是算了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6740615"}
{"text": "中间那个是百变怪！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "没打疫苗。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5439513"}
{"text": "夏天竟然穿着这么厚的衣服来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6444317"}
{"text": "后来，被隔壁的茶道社灭了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861425"}
{"text": "倒下的怪兽的孩子们喊着“爸爸！”开始哭泣。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378635"}
{"text": "下面请本届吃西瓜大赛一二三名上台领奖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tTdDMl6v0e6jbWj5OicEzciaibetmoOp2w3FuWicIxd7ibzmTevqJULl4rDQ"}
{"text": "指物袋", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1567181"}
{"text": "你的口气好重啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6289349"}
{"text": "踩到了海胆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601166"}
{"text": "保安在哪里啊！保安在哪里！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "用这支出木杉骨灰做成的铅笔你一定能考第一名的，要是办不到下一个就是你哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZjVluUOsraev7lmWJgibRoPBJEJ1LausATCvT9DAVTB7hUIzGItrOibkA"}
{"text": "自觉带上疑惑的眼镜", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "侄女见面的时候。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "我有自己的工作要守护家里的和平。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7146125"}
{"text": "弹出小电影时本想关了发现是激光笔后转而开始解说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhcbfan8etj30ci0eldjh"}
{"text": "校长把吃过的午饭反刍了五次，直到大家都安静下来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3822322"}
{"text": "大家好，今天我们迎来一位新同学，由他抱着我给你们上课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4EHssGfZ1co0BLJ9BayddIRq8TAk3CsgDVTd9ZzNmAfnYfmtzsLf62Q"}
{"text": "华莱士cnm", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLxZlciaGk61EmpoB9SOiaxLQZc04OXibZ8hkLuQTEqWW7Z5qDiaicI8P91zg"}
{"text": "当男生发现了小便池里有只虫子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY31Krn4ZWPh4WdPgnyIoBesaeL2VdOg4O5lx6Ta5Dhdr678LThHkHHmQ"}
{"text": "kimi星人受不了智齿折磨，找到经验丰富的地球医生看牙", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "剩余HP", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaa46OgvhKTEYoeOBPlibhePbY6uzLSBYQ4BxYOW3EEr2fuwLLHvCXZjAw"}
{"text": "唯一一次写了作业的时候发现真的忘带了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHeVEV2eK39RHZrAcGsibbftDAibpx8mvrRNl3XQuF5qbYJ6WUT3un70Qg"}
{"text": "发动态的才不好追，感觉下面全是情敌……", "question": "不发动态的女生怎么追？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汽车饮水处，请勿污染水源", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksWOIt12Tibns6K6MFESWXQll2zSndVZ2uo19xYBoM52phdWeMBDxUtNg"}
{"text": "石头", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "直到星星不再闪烁。", "question": "结局已经清楚了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5310353"}
{"text": "光盘行动", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "五年前毕业的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1801219"}
{"text": "汤姆和只剩三个月生命的杰瑞", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "「你根本不爱我，你只是想拿我做方言调查！」", "question": "家人/朋友/伴侣是如何看待你对于语言、方言的爱好的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "千年谜题", "question": "儿子的玩具箱里有的东西，让我感到不安。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5855714"}
{"text": "在这个时代，看到有人鞋带松开了也不好意思去提醒了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5901664"}
{"text": "大阪的大妈扔了糖果过来...我下意识地张开了嘴。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2722183"}
{"text": "值日生开始拖地了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfroZ4yiaMD3Hibb6sQjutPKhC4UJ2GK4G5Cs1TqqmNpbyXKviaVfSdiblsA"}
{"text": "要盘吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70ustjZ6W6x4lg11LRl3MNtTLgxzqzPlnmCRhbHrvveOE4l6M942FtibZzQ"}
{"text": "有人！", "question": null, "star": 250, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go7xegbvgbj611m178gsc02"}
{"text": "老三国。场面很大，剧组伙食很差。刘关张三位到附近农田偷玉米，事情败露，关张二人跑得快，刘皇叔被扣住，让剧组上门赎人。", "question": "什么事请让你意识到这个剧组原来真没钱了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！这种状态下还有保险可以买吗？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4017529"}
{"text": "题主，你先把手里的快板儿放下……", "question": "请大家鉴赏一下，看看我这几首诗写的如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看，这是我为你打下的江山", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "这是鸭子队！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3796320"}
{"text": "送？花瓶？喵喵一直被关在这儿，不知道谁打碎的啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he2saf7k22j30ci0el790"}
{"text": "照片 P 多了，以为照片里面的那个就是自己，然后素颜照镜子，吐了。", "question": "有哪些「面具戴久了, 就摘不下来了」的故事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的晚饭好豪华啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6705651"}
{"text": "熨斗、洗衣技巧、挂衣架。", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "1929638"}
{"text": "我今天晚上不睡了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6418000"}
{"text": "解药只够救一个人……给我活下去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxi8t19c7rj30ci0el0vo"}
{"text": "小时候每到过年，爸妈就会跟我说：“过年啦，又长大一岁啦！”然后到夏天过生日，爸妈也会跟我说：“过生日啦，又长了一岁啦！”于是天真的我以为，过年会长一岁，过生日又会长一岁。直到我 6 岁生日那天，我因为我今年倒底是 6 岁还是 12 岁和我妈声泪俱下的吵了起来…", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "棒球拳已经取得了七连胜。", "question": null, "star": 201, "type": "I2T", "image": "173284"}
{"text": "我记得我养的是橘猫啊？", "question": null, "star": 247, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "文火", "question": null, "star": 456, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6hu9ko7kfj6140174ais02"}
{"text": "一定要随身带笔。坐车的过程不要沉默，那会显得你很紧张，要放轻松，跟旁边的人聊聊家常。然后进去派出所以后，把口袋里除了钱的东西全部掏出来丢到桌子上。速度要快，不然等警察来搜身再拿出来就落了气势。翘着二郎腿，等警察拿着一个袋子过来。掏出自己带的笔签上名字。把桌子上的东西装进去。然后掏出一打钱，自言自语「小卖部没涨价的话应该够花三年了。」微微抬起头看着警察「我说，你记。」", "question": "第一次进派出所，怎样做才能显得很老练？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我吃了煮鸡蛋。", "question": "请用不超过0个字的方式讲一个可怕的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5114786"}
{"text": "肉铺", "question": "请告诉我哪些在奥特莱斯商场里的店家让你觉得讨厌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6904116"}
{"text": "年少不知白酒好，错把科技当个宝；年少不知茅台香，错把科技加满仓。一杯茅台打天下，荡平东瀛美利坚；天生我才必有用，千金散尽喝茅台。", "question": "如果李白喝现代的酒，会写出怎样的佳句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "杰克爱被对面辅助Q中表情be like：", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "祈祷 -> 祷告", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837824"}
{"text": "视力检查（团体赛）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eehw6da5v9j20at09tgm5"}
{"text": "从以上的事情可以证明，单身的问题在女性方面存在。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1076846"}
{"text": "有能耐你别转发啊！你不转发谁来打你脸？又想掺一脚政治话题又不想读书，这不活该吗？", "question": "作为一个普通人，如何做才能避免被五毛党钓鱼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好悲伤啊...", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "买完东西还没找零火车就开了", "question": null, "star": 106, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "这里的人叫你别吵。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388696"}
{"text": "cOS铅笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icRWPR1B6XINsBN7YWg3bd6drHicHqI0hx64tiavmXfKpr46h1iaoYxsTRg"}
{"text": "孤零零的肥皂店", "question": "我讨厌这样的两小时特别节目。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4414979"}
{"text": "我不是真人", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "首先是因为我有，而且也不知道为什么，这东西恰好能卡在我的耳朵上，还挺神奇的。（而且我还有耳朵，太神奇了！（而且我还有两个耳朵，神奇翻倍！", "question": "为什么有人天天耳朵上戴着 AirPods？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用两个换你一个迪迦好不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3XaicLH9cWmeGLRoBfbkibczGtOJFItjHUmpArISROmWibWWJxuvicN7N4Q"}
{"text": "请不要坐在地铁轨道里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulpJo3dO0RjgfLMguoVicU0W6hcVibqZKaRxfp62fIibby0bYsjAdmvadfA"}
{"text": "我输给了这个孩子……我没有后悔。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6620571"}
{"text": "突然开胃了。", "question": "鲨鱼张开大嘴要吃人时，把一瓶老干妈倒进鲨鱼嘴里，会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "王八蛋...竟然扔了我", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2778028"}
{"text": "先生，田中和吉田说他们想在下一个服务站停下来。", "question": null, "star": 14469, "type": "I2T", "image": "1283199"}
{"text": "因为给的钱少，事后想想真的后悔。后悔为什么当初没有早点走。", "question": "你第一次跳槽是什么原因？后悔吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "帮你上厕所吧！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "恭喜您被选为十二生肖！请于三日内向生肖管理协会支付会费5万元，账号是", "question": null, "star": 1534, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbv1bg4i77j61401o0gvl02"}
{"text": "九十年代形成的地层", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YCkNoboaJumV2TEdlYsuicj6Ro61kehMRSvtwLNDyO7GrbkwwbUMj1HKg"}
{"text": "我就猜到罗志祥和他有关系。国庆真男人，保护自己的爱。", "question": "如何看待当当网发布声明：李国庆伙同 5 人闯入当当网办公区，已报警，公章、财务章、财务部门章即日作废？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大难临头双宿双飞", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "地狱恶犬忘记自己转世成猫了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "不光是领导，有些同事的脑子那都不知道是怎么长的！我 QQ 签名一度是到几月就写一句含几月的诗。一句「人间四月芳菲尽」都能引来有的同事私聊我：「不要再发这样的悲观言论了！领导会不好想的！」一句「可怜九月初三夜」就能被解读成「你不要在 QQ 签名里写晚上加班！」后来写毛泽东诗词，也是各种被警告：不要写这个不要写那个。我就抄个诗，你们非要伸着脑袋接石头吗？！", "question": "领导真的介意开玩笑吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好。因为最近没有给我水，所以来拿。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7244117"}
{"text": "戴着口罩去军训", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaNlY70gRYiaBibHoWkGEk1CkMY1DXzAqTX6lvtpGmRE958JiaJZJE3icDtw"}
{"text": "看似被逼入绝境的STAND使用者，却华丽地反击了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4972516"}
{"text": "贞子丹状态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtJPa3OxUunsY52Kz2BxUAA5lx6JG0gg0X7Fm7x526n9qNJCSfJeJCRQ"}
{"text": "在一瞬间，初吻就被夺走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g50uj2i1asj20le0sin17"}
{"text": "别骑着乌鸦了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1020954"}
{"text": "姨？她是不是受伤了啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8pt7b0vl1j20fw0f6t9x"}
{"text": "坦率地讲，如果可以进入《风起陇西》的世界，我最想成为灯光师。我会先把灯打开，或者使用工具把这个世界照亮，现在这乌漆嘛黑的世界太损伤视力了。", "question": "如果可以进入《风起陇西》的世界，你最想成为谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "降落伞还没打开就落地了", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h422td0lf4j61401hcajr02"}
{"text": "你老师说的是「二式乙试剂是化学的试剂」。", "question": "为什么我的导师一直说「21 世纪是化学的世纪」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桶装卖的是方便，袋装卖的是面", "question": "里面东西一模一样的桶装方便面为什么比袋装贵那么多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "6碗泡面等18分钟就好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eb2zgjyypjj20a709b0tx"}
{"text": "我们不是你前桌同学，再用圆珠笔戳后背扔你下飞机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmW34w6myDtSxWicQicxfYfiaoTMjANPH73jl3V6dVet7RcgUibzhibXsM4ww"}
{"text": "完成", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "750196"}
{"text": "就前功尽弃了！可是……噗噗噗w", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4jh8e2jbbj30ci0eljw0"}
{"text": "恐龙代表过去，宇宙飞船代表未来，我就是不喜欢现在。——询问一 7 岁男孩得知", "question": "为什么孩子会喜欢看有关恐龙的书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "旁边那位男士说请您买单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNuj5C3FyxIbF2X0kVZjHqwnVVhUo2HvYiajDMStl4CfObvGkT9hqZTwg"}
{"text": "有且有过一次，那天练完了准备走，后面一个妹子追上来聊了几句，加了微信后我发现我们都养了狗，我们从诗词歌赋聊到了人生哲学，从运动饮食到狗子的日常护理，我都想好了我们孩子要去哪儿上幼儿园，几天后她终于开口了说。我暑假要去男朋友家，你也养狗，能不能帮我养十多天我家狗子，放宠物店寄养太贵了。我猜，可能是某天我遛狗被她发现了，然后又发现在同一家健身房办卡了吧.....", "question": "在健身房被搭讪，是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我唯一的收获是知道自己不配读博士。", "question": "读研究生的你都收获了些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你有女朋友了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g398jiz43fj20lg0q4diu"}
{"text": "又来了个我不太明白的坡。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7150408"}
{"text": "要分开吗啊啊啊？嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻~", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4605214"}
{"text": "【我要报复你施于我的火刑】【你是贞德还是布鲁斯？】【我是十字架】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LQicWHHT49XwibOPEGyoVicWMkRmJ0lRdxH3wBvZGDpPfOyyWRXqj6ouQQ"}
{"text": "闪耀魔导士", "question": "我不想被她关在那个无法逃脱的房间里。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7318627"}
{"text": "从鼻网红中解脱出来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3745330"}
{"text": "不过就是素颜和浓妆的差别。【点击查看更多内容】", "question": "广告 ·  和男生第一次约会，应该打扮得清新自然一点，还是精致隆重一点呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每个教室有监控探头，一直以为是考试等重大事件才打开。有一天，到教室太早，一个人无聊，就用修正液把摄像头涂白了，以为神不知鬼不觉。结果第二周周一，全校开大会，把我搭个小板凳龇牙咧嘴冲着探头涂修正液的视频给播了出来……", "question": "你在学校期间因何事一举成名全校皆知？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第八局开始就叫醒我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5658019"}
{"text": "当你课间睡着时，别的同学在你背后贴纸条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5IRdzVV5icFumfr2m0uIeVoSFefdsnUzDEF5MBJKmoPeLJkG1Ge8mYNw"}
{"text": "去医院看望颈椎骨折的舍友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic8jMibvrr9xliaNEyynKt4S2Oy6kNUpTcricWVv38ZG54rKOfsZNmbXMp1waYbyaibT4NZgFRGFNBZA"}
{"text": "她用被抛弃的小狗般的眼神看着我，今年40岁。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3260512"}
{"text": "合气道", "question": "以“一”开头并以“一”结尾的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2301057"}
{"text": "明天放假啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5718955"}
{"text": "老师训人时站在他身后逗人笑的同学", "question": null, "star": 296, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyiwnms0jvj611y1emqcv02"}
{"text": "“有谁知道杰克去哪了吗？！”", "question": null, "star": 128, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "边充电边玩手机，手机依然能充满", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArwNPY2zOupWicXKNqq6E2SYRp2pEKMXlaDXrX1maUnXDec8M91qtRUug"}
{"text": "骗子就是这样捉弄我的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7381603"}
{"text": "完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EibQlTjswY8gGvvtgClWnS6HPh1R6ahOjDEahchHKHA6lhuDtxBN6Pez0WfPOKPon1KNqmOldypLA"}
{"text": "黄光浴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarP81tZ6MPK4sPCQwWfCiaiazH1In8KTDUFqIOML10YkOp5es2G5iaTNWdLw"}
{"text": "组胚老师说，没有百分百安全的避孕方法，比如说安全期避孕。我试了一下，现在孩子上四年级了。", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过的有意思的病例有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人头气球", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "刚要开灯发现开关上有蟑螂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eglx971hsmj20b70ajq4d"}
{"text": "老公你听我解释，我也不知道咱门家披肩为什么长男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icO6h1jClQU7uobCz769YhO9XOPPWFkDWnQ5SpYX8loCdIlJeQf187Rg"}
{"text": "客户的彩铃是摇篮曲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKK1Uoa9ZLS7dxQWFudeBuYLhPUuw3okuI7yxaETd25cIACH0SRBx1ZaA"}
{"text": "出电梯前放了个屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITKkKD2XlcgTGkH3xLth5Tl9UrKzzuLYpibFk1kQGmawHnY5B5YJ0yGnQ"}
{"text": "在家宅着。", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "2341671"}
{"text": "自习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPA4tp9Dryy1oibawhCnppibYN679F9V67ibRtqEZtYw93o4icxHDB9IBJLlw"}
{"text": "从变身服中出现了一张写着“给你。我请示回家了”的便条，我没有战斗的心情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "854389"}
{"text": "哎？青蛙的灵魂附在了多少个身上？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3422925"}
{"text": "以防翻书舔手指的和看书抠脚丫的打起来。", "question": "为何图书馆不能穿拖鞋？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呐呐，有没有过让特别快车停下的故事？详细告诉我吧。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6738568"}
{"text": "中层领导", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5759373"}
{"text": "毕加索《踩到乐高》", "question": null, "star": 320, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haeo60madvj61401o0jzd02"}
{"text": "我们说好一起变鸭梨，你怎么变得像个番薯", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "就在我快睡着的时候，那个吵闹的家伙来了。", "question": null, "star": 46272, "type": "I2T", "image": "176895"}
{"text": "你瞅啥", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "我们在愚人节那天骗脾气很好的刑法学教授，说当天的课被教务处取消了，全年级都要去听一位国外政要的演讲（当时确实来访）。教授信以为真，跑回办公室去看书。大家当时没想到他这么容易就上当，顿时傻了眼，就各自玩去了。第二天教授问起一个女同学听演讲的感想，那姑娘傻乎乎的就全招了，于是他在课上大发雷霆，足足讲了二十分钟，意思是对我们很失望，居然把上课这么严肃的事情当做儿戏，对学术完全缺乏敬畏之心。说到最后，他讲这学期末要多给一些不及格，「院长来劝也没有用！」在接下来的一学期中，他不断的重复威胁，大家只好拼命看书，期末考试前个个都一脸菜色。不过成绩下来，一个不及格都没有，分数普遍还不错。他遇到我们班长得意的说：「考得很不错，果然都好好读书了。你们让我一天不痛快，我让你们一学期不痛快！」这句话好像有点耳熟……", "question": "有哪些有趣的愚人节玩笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在下坂本，有何贵干", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "我想说你是在撒谎！", "question": "把歌词改一个字就毁了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6763557"}
{"text": "明明是自己说的话，同桌却被老师骂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKEpZSUgb3via7E38tDZ3F9DBvr3AqQr0ogGg5hjnFKFiaBwJVb7DsnXGA"}
{"text": "没打招呼就去喝酒了，回来时的玄关。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366223"}
{"text": "6翻了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "魔法少女甜点进行曲：集结的最后/完全反击！", "question": "把漫画、动画、游戏等中的两句话混在一起说，就说出一些荒唐的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772257"}
{"text": "你不就是个精子加个卵子。", "question": "如何应对「披萨不就是个大饼铺点肉」、「寿司不就是放块鱼在米饭上」这种言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "水果忍者白色香蕉生产过程", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "我期待夜晚的骑行！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6370697"}
{"text": "这个我要回去问问我们领导，过会儿答复你", "question": "如何在不伤和气的情况下拒绝合作方不合理要求？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不行啊，不行不行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1287468"}
{"text": "亲爱的约瑟夫先生，新年快乐！我变了个形象。终极生命体卡尔斯。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5008355"}
{"text": "高踢腿虚晃一招之后，纯情少年选手竟直挺挺倒下了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7BibTmY5M2NnoPppW7Cib2XJ8uSSIatUA5FaDib1OVaWr1762dJzMl1icbw"}
{"text": "时尚检查", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369245"}
{"text": "这个你应该叫三叔公，大方点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8OicBT36hic0JfnFVPcSXOwehdEOzEYNleVPRL1kBYKDtP3Js8JskaQ4g"}
{"text": "新世纪福音战士", "question": "孩子起的闪亮名字太可怜了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7122076"}
{"text": "我试戴了爷爷的假牙，但是不合适！", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "1+4×2=?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec8mudefcdj20au08wt98"}
{"text": "从机场一直跟着来的恋人被卷入了引擎里。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4455017"}
{"text": "小说中杀夫的桥段与妻子最近的行为出奇一致", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc1z8g2p3cj30ci0el75q"}
{"text": "我找到拜登了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533009"}
{"text": "上厕所拉不出来的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7QEKnprwyRj0w9ehLSzh0Lf1Fl3zXW7RmFeTZuicweWo3iashXyhyU72A"}
{"text": "廊下在喊我。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6577772"}
{"text": "杀青！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "估计这个梗也很快会被油管网红读出来吧（笑）。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361279"}
{"text": "大夫，患者已经走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd35ZnOrazx6ib6L4Sx1W0weDz4MaHmPp4XWz9hlwzWawW00nSWP3KoBpg"}
{"text": "休息。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "快看我的新头盔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8lvfvwg8aj20fp0doq6i"}
{"text": "我就是这世界上唯一的我。", "question": "尽情发挥，修改标题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7170540"}
{"text": "这是凶手留下的公事包的气味，记住后就马上开始追踪。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579602"}
{"text": "婚外情是文化。", "question": "你还在说这种话？真啰嗦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6511408"}
{"text": "严格执行保持一米距离时有人弯了一下身子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnEStx07HYNz2FH9ZEoh2GyckzfPNgxKCDCQib2CjOzGcts1PKyRSayC9Iw"}
{"text": "中消协是最后一个知道真相的", "question": "如何看待得物（毒）APP 涉及假冒伪劣，被中消协点名?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "满是异议。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279626"}
{"text": "在成为一体的阶段，这并不是浪费。", "question": "告诉我现在世界上最没有意义的度过方式。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2766367"}
{"text": "最熟悉的陌生蚓。", "question": "把一条蚯蚓分成九段，等这九段分别长成九条蚯蚓后，它们之间是什么关系？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从后视镜里看见地勤还挂在机翼上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwUyhBiatQFVy0krJlnPxlLvyHOIy1XKl4kr1qtltCibEtr81tUYRDiapeA"}
{"text": "嗯，在你床下的书里找到了，感觉可以代替腌菜石。", "question": null, "star": 786, "type": "I2T", "image": "2424712"}
{"text": "最终章", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "不懂英语，随便回答yes，yes后，飞机一架接一架的撞毁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwBsuvT12USNrgiaM92ibic9w6tDOsXmTBE2Y7f6wjLOhShrPI7NAXuxGPGibEnjofyjrfG83kkBGQtQ"}
{"text": "让我看看毒下好了没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib72BhV9k3iaGJiccRH3c6r1SpssicS6mBX5DnfBHnlqS6hZjpJD79ibI3LQ"}
{"text": "当你QQ农场种了棉花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqPrJob6yxRyiaYUw5dNaReOwP3yzJsDHnahx2E8005MnmaeNGZtj3ULQ"}
{"text": "意外保险麻烦加急办理快点！我看到蘑菇云了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNibJic7FR07lzJk9NicsTqlbOlbR8xIK7POicbfaOACC7JXgamdX855rhCA"}
{"text": "哇，出了好多啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135416"}
{"text": "千风纪感冒了。", "question": "将那首名曲的标题误转换为迷惑之曲。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6329283"}
{"text": "给你拿吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3512168"}
{"text": "如果现在睡着我还能睡4小时24分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKflOv8jptYL7cDTcaYSKcedSiajHgP7paBsQD3M00BzGgjkLa1ibTTicrw"}
{"text": "一个劲地有人要给我介绍对象或者安排我去相亲......", "question": "你是什么时候在什么样的场景下意识到自己不再年轻的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从医15年后，终于遇到了「飞机上有医生吗？」的场面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwtwch13axj30ci0eltcp"}
{"text": "刚工作的时候，加班到八九点就会回家，那个时候路过陆家嘴天桥，看到华丽丽的楼宇霓虹，常常会忍不住感慨「劳资也有今天啊」。兰后，这种感觉没有持续超过一周，因为后来我就从来没有在这么早的时间下过班。", "question": "在陆家嘴的金融机构中上班是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "苹果收购了波音后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtpVLEaMydZ4v4lbRicW4ZElbRnTEiaI3b7Na83syRSxaoVtTMdISRgouA"}
{"text": "你丫还穿阿迪啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc0iazvdroj30ci0elgqg"}
{"text": "接待", "question": "如果放在最恐怖的灵异地点，虽然能让人害怕但也能感到安慰的东西。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4149846"}
{"text": "我正在看手机，突然听到不雅的公告在播放，赶紧把声音关掉，抬起头来时和父母的眼神对上了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484330"}
{"text": "原来你的丈夫出轨的对象就是你啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3877723"}
{"text": "太着急要吃汉堡就跟它一起进了微波炉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo3bex33q3j20az0alt9s"}
{"text": "被当红歌手称为｢我的偶像｣的时候。", "question": "什么时候可以说一个歌手「过气」了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "罗马的休息日", "question": "那多的作品中，请选出一部现在就让我看。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5935055"}
{"text": "从黑暗的厕所隔间出来的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7263041"}
{"text": "单靠可爱的外表，和童星一样是无法长久的，于是他转变目标，走上了运动员的道路。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2077412"}
{"text": "先受过冠状病毒的洗礼再来吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5067914"}
{"text": "哎呀，干支选举……第十三名……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7043143"}
{"text": "双重飞跃", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4996889"}
{"text": "来打棒球吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677908"}
{"text": "全国网上大力宣传鹿肉料理。", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "泻药！FAST：哇哦，原来天上这么清晰啊，好多同学在天上，其它单口径望远镜们GBT：眼睛有点近视，天空有点模糊，有几个同学不太显眼，只能看到轮廓，大部分同学还是能看到的Parkes：我有点头晕，怎么有几个同学怎么并排在一起，有点模糊，这几个并排在一起的同学看不太清南山 26 米：好晕哦，好多同学都并排在一起干嘛，眼睛太近似了，零零散散的几个同学看清了，排在一起的同学太模糊了天马：咦？同学们哪去了？怎么只有这么几个零散同学在？洛南和云南：我看到了，你们独自做事的几个同学衣服好亮啊！阵列望远镜CVN：咋哥儿几个一起看，靠！没几个同学，大家一起来说说你看了几个，总体还是看了几个EVN：海岛上的哥们，我们一起来，唉！怎么还是勉强能看清几个同学了？VLBI：西边的朋友，要不要一起看，哇哦！一起真好SKA：全世界的大家一起来看，好清楚哦，有些人在偷懒！SKA：筒子们要多加入我们，FAST，你要加入吗？FAST：你们让我近视了，我还是自己看吧！不劳你费心了所有的望远镜：你～，你都干完了，我们还看毛线，大家散了吧！FAST：嘿嘿！", "question": "中国天眼 FAST 正式开放运行，如何通俗地理解 FAST 的意义和作用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老虎：（（装死装死装死装死", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hay81k5kxxj61401hcqcr02"}
{"text": "很抱歉我儿子吃了秋刀鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h196nsax9kj30ci0el77h"}
{"text": "不会拍手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRlOp2xsWVUyvLaTZU8304Brib3rursTl0q0j4BzerL0JkQoLgE4iaibU6w"}
{"text": "母胎单身的我向母胎单身的朋友讲解如何追妹子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicezN70VEibJk0nVWDTrpne2HHxgI160E3KiaPLoJuBxlDGLtTuibqyuk2A"}
{"text": "“柯南，痛的话就叫出来哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNmOsYAjMR2cvZ3CmB1BSyu0IibeUrw0yML2IBbD3H4KnADibakjWFWCQQ"}
{"text": "在一起的第一天，他对我说:「和你在一起好累。」我就知道！什么天长地久的爱情全是扯淡，在一起就是图个新鲜感，过不了多久就会腻，而且在我们之前这些话我都说过的，你说不会的，妈的，昨天才说的，男人的话老子以后都不得信。粉刺，不对，是讽刺。说不定我以前得罪过你，等我喜欢上你，就把我甩了。但是还是好难受，不得行，我才不得哭，好大点事！我说：「奥，是吗？」（镇静脸）他说：「嗯，心跳得我好累。」哈哈哈哈哈哈老子就晓得我才不会看错人，在一起的时候他的真心我是感觉得到的，他是真的喜欢我的，才不得骗我，我这么聪明的人，咋可能被骗嘛。哎呀，感觉好喜欢他。", "question": "你有哪些有趣的「撩」或「被撩」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实是文人把他的渣都写下来了。其他的渣男渣过亦无痕。", "question": "为何文人多渣男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您想一起吃土豆吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370595"}
{"text": "头朝下。既然物理伤害无法避免，只好尽可能减轻心理伤害了。", "question": "如果一个人从十层楼的高度落下，哪种落地姿势可以将伤害降到最低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么？我拍的视频被人盗用了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "凶脚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqYRhhIricQDBydOibl0dZdf6ytILkaFyPoba4xQNbpw7EYlbGTeNjvauw"}
{"text": "乔治大冒险要拍成电影了，但是预计会有大量的观众因为不理解主题或者是门外汉的吐槽而发起抗议。", "question": "在动漫化时经常出现的吐槽情节。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "6412181"}
{"text": "你啃烧鸡的时候那么大个一尸体摆你面前你不都照常撕着吃……区区细菌……区区细菌残骸……", "question": "烧水是为了杀菌，那细菌的尸体不是还在水里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呐呐，今天是发工资的日子吧？", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "6702786"}
{"text": "四十秒内播放！", "question": "如果收录天空之城的真人版会发生什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3220676"}
{"text": "想喝奶的时候空姐来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3hWibPllBjrkJlsmXdqlU9sgeKAU7oavko8CQu7YFQGgMyibu4IgLdwzA"}
{"text": "老婆♥", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6830001"}
{"text": "「对于丑的人，细看是一种残忍。」出自钱钟书《围城》。扎心！", "question": "人狠话不多的作者有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "'太厉害了～君' '做得到君' '做得到先生❤️' '妈妈～' '做得到～!'", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4812562"}
{"text": "用文件夹切腿的大叔", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "第一眼还以为是电视", "question": null, "star": 414, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsxvihrairj612n18dgrh02"}
{"text": "订正印记", "question": "你认为是浪费的东西或事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4260853"}
{"text": "男士们接受了特别的训练。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360514"}
{"text": "Yes. Learn English need learn grammar. Only know vocabulary is not enough. If you don't listen me, you talk like this.", "question": "学英语一定要学语法么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有谢谢。", "question": "监狱出来二十年了，吓了一跳。", "star": 198, "type": "T2T", "image": "7315376"}
{"text": "大雄是个靠谱的人。", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "快看！生了三个的婚驴！(别骂我)", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "红色狐狸(原曲卡拉OK)", "question": "红狐狸和绿兔子。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099008"}
{"text": "因为周围的人都很温柔，所以无法成功。", "question": "《佛兰德斯的狗》这部以原始时代为背景的电影中常见的情节。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1317433"}
{"text": "不嘛！我要去游乐园嘛！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9lqaptjvij30ci0el77d"}
{"text": "我看到了海豚还是鲨鱼，看不清楚所以做好防备准备靠近它。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2498166"}
{"text": "连吃的都没有还玩个球啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx77v964j20g10faabl"}
{"text": "终于 TikTok 红人达到了这个水平。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6000176"}
{"text": "偷窥排队上厕所的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "哪怕只有一线机会！", "question": "情书的最后写着令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7298639"}
{"text": "My name is xxx.Google it.", "question": "有哪些让人拍案叫绝的面试简历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好！", "question": "请选手宣誓。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3582889"}
{"text": "最近主人不让我开车了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hegn8krx3qj30ci0el75f"}
{"text": "曾经是SMAP成员", "question": null, "star": 394, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghkoqp9doyj211m1blgtm"}
{"text": "此时不打，伤害不了他/她。", "question": null, "star": 2377, "type": "I2T", "image": "4239337"}
{"text": "我喝了超能力饮。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "2621109"}
{"text": "鱼分之猫", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "“你闭嘴，这就是我的孩子，不可能抱错了”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "大概一百吧！", "question": "电量只有50%的手机可能会说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386177"}
{"text": "铲屎的你醒啦，我也带你做了个绝育手术哦。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicEgVHjS2Zibp6ZNzWy0Rr25lLNMfuGibKPg1F5mKC2o736O6Cv7aUWFZw"}
{"text": "被打回泉水了。", "question": "南京网红猕猴送归动物园后挑衅猴群被揍落水，流浪过的动物为什么难以融入族群？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按表现依次淘汰。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "732368"}
{"text": "看！有鱼！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7275006"}
{"text": "丰田车的油漆碎片。", "question": "在名古屋，每天早上吃饭是很普遍的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5985123"}
{"text": "闹钟像摇篮曲一样。", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "石油危机！", "question": "用教科书上的词汇来大声喊出必杀技！", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "3952915"}
{"text": "我现在在找读的地方，但是翻到了不同的页码。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482404"}
{"text": "我想穿开衫啊你不是总是说除了卫衣之外的都不是衣服吗？穿上这件 Champion 的吧", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1217291"}
{"text": "1、2、3，木………zzzzzzzz", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "裁判间有一堵看不见的墙，但是很低", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTYD2MgTMTJibuvBUibZuHZbbnds5pMa4lzl5b6juMYZeFudUWxMjr2rlw"}
{"text": "从更衣室到浴室需要换乘两次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdpkibeAIOUn5FuJXWZ4pfQB43uC1Ivdc2yjyRI6SFU733D0uPjDuJnyA"}
{"text": "有时候能在YouTube或Instagram上和自己的蠢萌重逢。", "question": "我觉得这里很适合装傻。", "star": 46, "type": "T2T", "image": "6963068"}
{"text": "没有看游戏说明就进入游戏的玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4jLsnERAUriaVFFYm0TmuCwjICtMUfJIlDm5BM8nIcVORDRfcBTeOeFQ"}
{"text": "豚的二儿子，在木制豪宅上付出了很多努力啊...", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "4476633"}
{"text": "有一次，跟我弟一起聊天，我说：「老弟，你是亲生的，我能证明，那时我已经记事了，但是没人能给我证明，我是老大……」我弟说了句话让我从此坚信我绝对亲生的。他说：「姐，我相信你肯定也是亲生的，因为你那个时候没人家会捡个女孩……」哎呦，我勒个去。", "question": "哪些经历会让你觉得「我一定不是爸妈亲生的」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不会死！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5838449"}
{"text": "好啦好啦，对不起嘛，我下次再也不把你的球踢到外场了，大不了我给你买一个新的嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXB409LTiajPrd00UBDec7tD3iamk3lfqRspD3XZpvQIrRo9sfib0jPBia3Q"}
{"text": "抽象画", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5OgUZ7jgic3PpibgErGWdYBkQia76hc6vuric2YIrqzGIr3CmysYBxg7hicA"}
{"text": "女朋友想出去旅游，开了个假诊断证明帮她请假。她最后和跟她一起出去的一个男的好了。---现在和现女票很好。", "question": "你是否利用自己的职权做过违法的好事/坏事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "キューピー3分クッキング 的中文意思是 库伯三分钟烹饪。", "question": "我讨厌这样的两小时特别节目。", "star": 727, "type": "T2T", "image": "4414979"}
{"text": "给你揉揉肩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQ1mTFBVYCxHw9nulJuYhozExymUTbfjncJGT5ziaZ0dFjY79u57UeH5g"}
{"text": "诶！你确定这是实习生第一天的工作内容吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwBsuvT12USNrgiaM92ibic9w4eawCVUQcCQcesKdyqBicvHiaBsibF1jssKtnycLlTwoRvzsJcf0FAFSA"}
{"text": "有人把冰凉的手伸进你的脖子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXlsr0OjTFtmiaKU1ezFmZhyYOoQSGPu6an8q0jmmuq77CibPVBETOoqibg"}
{"text": "当你把圆珠笔从桌子上按起来时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjfFSRC1WdObv4g7EblvWUvqyDUMkmiaYibyyukFRkibUuK7LMK9X6MZc7Q"}
{"text": "国铁的遗产。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4544782"}
{"text": "这车好废电池啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g14ob7usg3j20yi13r1kx"}
{"text": "今天就吃到这", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNHTK7zIRv9GSaE09yZlcBd2vQePqR5Gs1WKSlSwX6Sv85Tyerh507bQ"}
{"text": "别敲了，我这边也没有手纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCb7VNMfbibdmHdyic4tp3GS5Rvkhzz6XDZ57gdwvntGbfmSehFDOJpnYbA"}
{"text": "打人打电话打手机打车打球打盹打鼾打烊打钱打印打招呼打交道打游戏打怪打扫打三国杀打铁打点打牌打孔打个单子打算打字打表打卡打水打饭打桩打火打针打铁打点滴打官腔打核磁打飞机……我们这个和谐社会充满了暴力美学……", "question": "每种语言都有哪些能把人玩死的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们真不是搞破坏的忍者我们是食品厂的女工啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RaGJJS2lUeoIf3db7Cy43yvAN60Y9YgcnUnhNeRDRHCd2majXfMTcIwzicOvytDBOnaKS313ibssNg"}
{"text": "用这个打力士的头。", "question": "拉面的珍珠完全新的取出方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3414021"}
{"text": "你的任务是。", "question": "把两部经典电影混合在一起弄乱。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4831274"}
{"text": "今天模特不太够", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Se05R8gBic1e6t1VnNUXZlaVTQ4ILWDZEPB1sf2Yq8PUjJBsn5gtDD9MhE4qfbPBXIOHktljUSIZw"}
{"text": "不是因为成绩好，而是因为在课堂上很快就睡着了。", "question": "在学校里，我被称为Ace和平凡之人的原因。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6808479"}
{"text": "中文系同学，我还是送你一本书吧。没明白？我的意思是：没事别老乱搭讪，人丑就该多读书。数学系知道斐波那契数列吗？会解偏微分方程吗？学过实变函数学吗？我现在只和他们交往。化学系女：我觉得咱们一个是硫酸，一个是氰化钾。男：啥意思？咱俩都有毒？女：不是，是完全不知道该怎么「反应」。体育系男朋友？没呢！一会我要跑个 10000 米，你要不要追追看？生物系我目测这位同学体内正在分泌 5- 羟色胺和多巴胺，肾上腺素正在飙升，中枢正在释放神经递质，是不是有心跳加速、双颊发热的生理感受？所以，你确定是只是想问我「有没有男朋友」这个问题吗？嫌脑洞还不够大？还是买瓶阿萨姆奶茶，扫描二维码，让周星星和郭采洁的「神回复」助你分分钟脑洞大开，让你笑到失声，笑到癫狂，分分钟 get 满满好心情！点这里，听听看。", "question": "广告 · 当被学长问「你有男朋友吗？」该回答什么防止被套路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小泉同学的速度比预想的要快很多。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "166809"}
{"text": "终于只剩下韩剧和泡菜在播放了。", "question": "请告诉我那个令你忍不住看了七遍的瞬间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343983"}
{"text": "天线宝宝：30岁", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "在武道馆决定举行岚的惊喜演唱会。", "question": "安倍的国葬能被取消吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6798184"}
{"text": "第一志愿被录取后参加保底面试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hg1g0pqm5zj30ci0el0ty"}
{"text": "嘲笑不吃海参的对手", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "李徴失去了自我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1373606"}
{"text": "他人的问卷调查答案", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "相关部门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssJp2PfBgVxDEl0XbFBNX9YC3ibLV2UT4iajrAmypne1tCevXaW1XMylsg"}
{"text": "不会。可以在线看的。", "question": "男生不下载 A 片看是不是会死？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你第一次碰瓷，已经很努力啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXKiavc29QFiajxcZCkVEV05pibQI7V37pibKqqicFgAw1K71qo6MOlXvheJQ"}
{"text": "快！追上前面那辆车！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9t0gciucdj30ci0elt9t"}
{"text": "看到了喵界传说中「见到后第二天就会去势」的失蛋星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guwl4fjav1j60ci0eln1l02"}
{"text": "这下大部分中国孕妇都要流产了。", "question": "如何看待谷歌推出全球免费 Wi-Fi？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一次数学月考，有道题全班只有一个人做对，那个人就是我。然后数学老师就在全班同学的面前说起这件事，说：这次卷子是我出的。这道题是我根据咱们前几天做过的一道作业题改编的，目的就是想看看你们学得活不活。我就换了一下条件，结果你们就全不会了。还是 XXX 灵活，我怎么变他都会，这才是真正学懂了的人。当时我整个人都飘飘然了，但是我又要装得很谦逊的样子。于是，我就念了一句古文――禽兽之变诈几何哉？止增笑耳。", "question": "你有哪些被自己的机智坑了的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "官员配得上侍女不代表官员在国宴强奸侍女未遂闹得众人皆知不会被惩处。", "question": "嫦娥不过是一个舞女领班、而天蓬元帅掌管10万天兵、为什么就配不上嫦娥呢?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使被先生突然扔过来的巧克力噎到，也要练习用手指优雅地阻止。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2497619"}
{"text": "我...成为...光之美少女吗？", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3369900"}
{"text": "一看你就是不爱做笔记的孩子。。。", "question": "现在提倡环保，但为什么很多书籍仍然字大行稀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "云取山顶上", "question": "请告诉我，当修学旅行的第一站是东京时，有哪些有感觉的参观地点可以去？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160483"}
{"text": "全力援助阿德里安选手权", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5849286"}
{"text": "狗狗走路也能达到接种疫苗的效果。", "question": "将谚语的一部分改成疫苗接种。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627750"}
{"text": "可以听吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354453"}
{"text": "女，科技公司工作。入职第一个月，8 点半起，天天一本正经的打扮，裙子每天不重样，每天化妆。入职两个月，老子不画了，又没人看，困了打个哈欠还花妆。入职三个月，穿个毛的裙子啊。技术大哥每天同一件格子衫不用换的，经理天天牛仔裤运动鞋，同事一边写代码一遍抠脚。显得我很智障的样子。入职半年，10 点 15 起，头发不需要梳，穿离我最近的一条裤子。每天同一件羽绒服，走你！10 点半准时到办公室。", "question": "如何理解女同事说公司男同事让她没有化妆的欲望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，你喝的是我的奶吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447160"}
{"text": "在煤气罐上做瑜伽火不好。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3386888"}
{"text": "给孩子找了个奶妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBRSiaGfic4yQtbz75gzGmS78l4sVEXHJkudYLVxx33Mo0eLt1N2z7TGdQ"}
{"text": "先生，你有点难为我了，我只是个普通的滴滴代驾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaibZBrbniaV8hkk3FibJFS4nJu9xR4QajlNYs0kKicjrFhIRp3ibEnlHAJjg"}
{"text": "被生物教研组开除了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ershtzsoyvj209r08kdha"}
{"text": "询问过身边狐朋狗友里各种高富帅 绿卡男 文学青年 国企金领等等小开们为何不结婚，各个说的都有理有据声泪并茂，什么单亲家庭心理阴影，事业未成何以家为，错误时间错误地点blablabla，恨不得说为人民服务了。再仔细观察，发现原因只有三个字：没玩够请永远不要低估所谓的未婚优质高龄男青年情感生活的丰富程度。", "question": "你身边未婚的优质高龄青年为何不结婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同时泡两碗泡面的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee9t2ds79oj20ac099aap"}
{"text": "偷东西时被老奶奶误当成孙子留住不让走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9aj2arx5wj30ci0elmyj"}
{"text": "「老婆，我今天省了 2 块钱。」「咋省的？」「我今天上班本来想坐公交的，后来跑着去的。」「你个猪头，你为啥不想着坐出租，那样就能省 20 了！」", "question": "一个人八块钱买了一只鸡九元卖掉，然后又花十元买了一只鸡十一元卖掉，最后他赚了还是亏了几元？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "芥末比米饭还多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8cznvl8y8j30ci0elq69"}
{"text": "妳邀请我回答这个问题，是不是对我有意思？", "question": "听说男性的想象力丰富得超乎女性的想象，怎么样能让我理解男性的想象力程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请写出你的三个优点", "question": null, "star": 217, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h01k39vwvij611a16gagz02"}
{"text": "“我同桌是个傻逼！！！”“你同桌才是个傻逼！！！！”", "question": "有哪些有名的，想讽刺他人无能，却暴露自己无知的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拦截老师扔出的粉笔头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgaliqq1gsj30ci0eldk3"}
{"text": "1687 年牛顿发现万有引力定律，在这之前人类都是飘着的，直到那个苹果不知道为什么就掉了下来......", "question": "氧气是于 1774 年发现的，那么 1774 年之前的人们都在呼吸什么呢?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "彻底迟到了", "question": null, "star": 242, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv23s929z3j612k19m44502"}
{"text": "那个在星期四的人说过：“自古以来，差劲的家伙总是先出场，越是到后面他们的地位就越高。”", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 33, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "红着脸鼓着腮帮子的小圆球。", "question": "这是一家看似不存在的居酒屋连锁店的名字吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2846114"}
{"text": "给二婚妻子准备的惊喜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaw81146HkszUI17PBtkatmDuebTft02HbiaSFGAbufJVT2e9w57OzAoQ"}
{"text": "在楼上，爸爸和妈妈正在玩摔跤游戏！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837055"}
{"text": "意识到不止假发被偷的部长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3dfn0mtrkj30ci0eljtq"}
{"text": "不许浪费食物！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g7hig2f0jbj20u00u0dk2"}
{"text": "「谁戳破的纸拉门！？」『『这家伙！』』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcs8724rzqj30ci0eldjx"}
{"text": "洗完藻时的卫生间地漏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRGnA5ZiaoVsicXCpgBt4YW0An0CFCcOXWEOQl9ibkSm02wkpPCIELpuiavQ"}
{"text": "看AV时妈妈过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6paxiajIKQ0AOibU9ugKnPeKPIxsQJ4DUpG1GhkiaShj3ZES4iaY4BkzmRMg"}
{"text": "在直播中表演把口香糖扔到空中再吃的特技。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4179228"}
{"text": "老师有时会对认真的学生做出不公正的评价。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849845"}
{"text": "因为妲己是狐狸变的。狐狸总是吃不着葡萄说葡萄酸，可见在狐狸的眼里里葡萄是天下最好吃的东西。妲己这是把自己觉得最好的东西一个劲地喂给纣王。你们被感动了没有。", "question": "妲己为什么没事儿就给纣王喂葡萄？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洛克希德事件曝光了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5671812"}
{"text": "老师，我身体不舒服，想去一下餐馆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWLWWeCY0icfNXqU3MIg4svAgU3QmtYcujMrmHc8BGBIKdickiauVbxP9SA"}
{"text": "女朋友：希望你不要介意我的过去。她的过去：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcFL5qicVLX5iaFlAiapRqZ3WmmW0bSOVBlkGrXp8T6EYLSUsvasZJJ11zg"}
{"text": "孩子一见到隔壁老王就特别亲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7TDibMKhNcLCicVuZvaKS26RjSDiapym6NsGDjcDw7dXRVa2icgmpGkibgAg"}
{"text": "iPad 会不高兴。", "question": "用 iPad 的充电器给 iPhone 充电有什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呕！太难喝了！一股臭脚丫子味儿！", "question": null, "star": 462, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3w655gbdij614014zk1h02"}
{"text": "鸭妈妈带小鸭过马路", "question": null, "star": 202, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkehkoun7rj611l1bk7b802"}
{"text": "新买的木履踩到口香糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXZWCr7ujdlrfIKEudicVQ07xegw3UQNwh6CVTomdrJWWf7K1du9pFAPQ"}
{"text": "馒头肉馅的。", "question": "请问第二届美食大赏的冠军是谁？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5522676"}
{"text": "我总是身体不好。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "岛根县 VS 鸟取县", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "6938122"}
{"text": "大雄，坐下吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6968695"}
{"text": "日常系动画OP中的高中毒性的歌曲配合人物增多的情节", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3232718"}
{"text": "笑一笑就好。", "question": "给节目名字加上一个字使其变成七个字的感觉。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7232102"}
{"text": "木枝卡吸", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "接下来我将抽取一位幸运观众做许仙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukGwhxcJIKCLF2uicicPBRxw9zGEVccPQDn9mPJRn2EzouXRj2EwZ6Vpcw"}
{"text": "“在青柠上有个记号，粉丝说的。”", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6366641"}
{"text": "亲爱的，孩子真的是你的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "呜呼，人类皆是如此。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6061292"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦的电费太贵了", "question": null, "star": 863, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcowa721j21061acdnk"}
{"text": "重度洁癖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ei6lxhtzfoj20b008p750"}
{"text": "腋毛发光？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "当年单位有一保洁大姐，她的同事叫她水果，到她退休时，欢送会上的横幅赫然写着鲜水果同志光荣退休。这个姓氏配名甚是难忘。", "question": "说说你们最难忘哪一个姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "墙上贴的自助餐海报仔细一看，明天才开始", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw10zmwwfuj30ci0el792"}
{"text": "每撕下一张纸币，就会让一个被束缚在这片土地上的灵魂变得越来越透明。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235258"}
{"text": "一觉醒来发现自己变成公寓楼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f0f9eqilr0j20a00a3dhp"}
{"text": "为了和傻 X 讲道理。", "question": "练肌肉有什么用？除了形体上的好处之外？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "慢鹿鹿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "卡拉OK唱正嗨时服务员端果盘进来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6q0srxs1qj30ci0el0wy"}
{"text": "开机 ing……程序启动……正在读取数据……CPU 启动……显卡启动……声卡启动……连接硬盘 ing……硬盘没有响应…… ing沃槽我硬盘呢……！硬盘响应…………电脑：刚才差点蓝屏。", "question": "「鬼压床」（睡眠麻痹、睡眠瘫痪、魇）的原理是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "此处禁止法国人入内", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eJzC88g56rYiaXaFSQEI9OMKxkk5CORUPSuU0OFZ8VCWjaBwSj6WXoaQ"}
{"text": "发现她的闺蜜有时候会用一种很奇怪的眼神看着我……", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友、老婆出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "趁乱卡视角离开的老王", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicnjAyY8WUwPGhDJJtbnqIhSTSPLLA1L8wyibecmzxxomyCCz2FJFIxXw"}
{"text": "在这儿就不再拿大萝卜说事儿了吧？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1397710"}
{"text": "苏联说唱俑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNHptic77yMnO0AcWicFyib4gfVwtjTx0iaWNmAhUVKjjOyNU6dHqQX4LgUA"}
{"text": "不许吐出来，咽下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzAMvwUlibY4IwnknTqgHiaPZTiczmkmbq5A0uHjH1hQhAgLEWqbssoHqicA"}
{"text": "贵人猫扑一下就能流产，贵妃猫扑一下就能早产，遇到自宫晕倒只是正常操作吧！", "question": "《甄嬛传》里眉庄听到温太医自宫后晕倒，皇上为什么没怀疑她？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "法官施法对象选错，审判长血条消失", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmubJzbj24BqPtnTetHPjhNf3GJfMsTRKKbdBAVQicwbhdYj2HY8vlY3Q"}
{"text": "“别开玩笑了！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3880303"}
{"text": "花了大约一个半小时满足了高桥想拍摄魔术艺术照片的愿望，终于拍出了一张令人满意的照片。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3360449"}
{"text": "当年读大学，接到这个电话后，我听口音也特别像我的导师，我愣是没意识到是骗子，然后顺便就问了他一个关于风力双馈发电机的实验的问题，对面迷之沉默……我也懵逼了啊，不是您布置给我的任务吗，您就不能指点一下吗……然后我就没有接着做下去，结果第二周周会被导师怒骂……恨透了骗子……", "question": "「明天早上你到我办公室来一趟」的诈骗电话是怎么运作的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是谁的房间？ 是佐藤裕子女士的房间。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6272292"}
{"text": "请派一辆消防车来。", "question": null, "star": 3564, "type": "I2T", "image": "5299180"}
{"text": "肚子被横杆打到时", "question": null, "star": 165, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "这个会被关注的焦点报道。", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "3=1简直太好笑了（赶快上号", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "猋", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "我虽然还不到50岁，但在周围人中被称为长老。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389051"}
{"text": "象拔棒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m238zVTz1Zry5dxJ1K73iafsDmscicjZvZtZPY0Lwp3lXHauVtgxBnz2w"}
{"text": "我就单刀直入地跟你说吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g061rle3v8j20mn0u7jur"}
{"text": "禁止农民带刀，实行兵农分离和刀狩制度！", "question": "用教科书上的词汇来大声喊出必杀技！", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "3952915"}
{"text": "婚礼上喊！我反对」的男人把丈夫牵走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guzs4ip7d6j60ci0elgp402"}
{"text": "你将在200年内死亡。", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "别随波逐流。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134984"}
{"text": "瞧不起联合国，不是蜂蜜。", "question": "在男朋友面前很爱撒娇。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6434283"}
{"text": "神户制钢所打算从头再来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSyoCUUXycbtgLiaGVFsDRELs3aPHTdqknMjwcUCzD83KBcxZIUphBEH331Xof5ViangRYcib7Nic6Xg"}
{"text": "弗朗西斯科·萨比尔笑了。", "question": "在历史上的人物的名字后面加上一个汉字，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7182844"}
{"text": "好的，镜哥哥。", "question": "Google Glass 的启动命令「OK, Glass」，中文翻译为什么最合适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "司马懿退兵了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibzGia2GhldYSibokAyk8lQ8PMq74dpL2GnfVRvPAccBwfNN7Bqzniamj4w"}
{"text": "这哪里是魔法成功了啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334752"}
{"text": "在这个圆圈里画一个●。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3429750"}
{"text": "这家伙又来买每人限购一盒的特价鸡蛋了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl74ixv9mzj30ci0elqb4"}
{"text": "领导：修个房子。程序员：好的，马上开始打地基！领导：你看那隔壁那木房子就没有打地基，不要在小事上浪费时间，一个月水平面上面什么都看不到，你 kpi 不要了？这是敏捷开发。一层房子修好。领导：我觉得两层楼的视野好，再加一层。程序员：可是我们没有地基，重新打地基要时间……领导：你一楼都修好了，照着再修个一模一样二楼很难？还要很多时间？这是高速版本迭代。二楼修好。领导：天天走路累死了，你再修个电梯。程序员：可是……领导：没什么可是的，地基不稳？就在房子边上搭个电梯就行了嘛，不稳拿根木棍撑一下，这都不懂？这是版本优化。电梯修好。领导：我觉得顶楼再加个游泳池就好了。程序员：这个结构行业翘楚的房子也不支持呀！领导：那不正显得我们牛逼么？修快点，夏天要来了。这是快速功能追加。游泳池修好，看着摇摇欲坠的房子，程序员跑路了，领导找来新人继续。领导：我觉得游泳池水不够满，你加点的，一楼光线不好你在墙上打个窗户。新人：好的，没问题领导，马上加一桶水，马上砸墙这是打补丁。房子塌了，电梯倒了，游泳池垮了……领导：真是个废物，就让他加桶水，居然能把房子弄倒了，你说这是多没用？新人：我真的就加了桶水，我怎么知道为什么。这是软件莫名崩溃。", "question": "Bug 是如何产生的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在原油可以打三折哦~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6629866"}
{"text": "不小心弄坏了模特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xwKuN5PDBru9icGbMF4RUT8Ao5DuSkqzlcQmJmmgiclcCkfER8H45rWibw"}
{"text": "我觉得你可以试着先给自己改名为梁非凡。", "question": "想给女儿取名叫梁宫春日，妻子不同意，应当如何劝说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "357810"}
{"text": "快点钻进去！通道关闭后再也回不去原时空了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hft71argqaj30ci0el79o"}
{"text": "我被装进箱子里已经16年了！现在我还是在箱子里呢！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7010770"}
{"text": "好像会。。因为我不止一次舔过卡带。从入手 switch 知道卡带是苦的之后我就尝试过，第一次舔是新卡带，挺苦的，就是纯纯的苦味，苦的纯粹。后来陆陆续续也入过各种二手卡带，都舔过，我确定的是新卡带确实比旧卡带要苦。至于是因为时间的关系，还是因为被舔太多次，不太确定。", "question": "Switch 游戏卡带的苦味会不会越舔越淡啊?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘴巴用力咬住杆子让身体保持平衡", "question": null, "star": 157, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "其实流行文化都幼稚，因为针对的消费群体往往是青少年，给青少年的流行文化你不幼稚能挣钱吗！在这个商业规律前提下，全世界都一样。如果你直观上觉得欧美的比亚洲成熟，那你是看到欧美成熟的没见过亚洲成熟的。", "question": "亚洲流行文化为什么相比欧美显得更幼稚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来我隔壁院子有个没小孩的孤单老头，每年清明节他就会给自己烧很多纸钱。别人问他为啥他就说：「以后没人给我烧，到时候真过去了怕没钱用。干脆现在先烧点过去存那边银行里，到了再取吧。」怎么港，孤单并酷。", "question": "如果一辈子不生小孩会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "标记场地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNUt8FIws2zjwXKicOPM5dqGJnegbwqfO87ZN7Jg1aEWrI4GeBwicwrOiag"}
{"text": "和平胸的女友拥抱时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzSHECUKIfQ6YGL8h6FoLVMuo6rZccoicibh6UZbAroVwVPfPVkx5ST1PQ"}
{"text": "我关了啊，主人回来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xogTYekCzjibo9tiasvfTeojPINclkL8vpNgFHwXmBDmkp9XKtSk7SXTibw"}
{"text": "树上熊大的视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8biazFOwlJo9MnPIrFg6vW3lGJUsJHpyWL0QYq23PfS5n1J5Vq5wTNnvw"}
{"text": "特朗普问：“你将会因为什么罪名被逮捕并判刑？”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448109"}
{"text": "狼外婆", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3775481"}
{"text": "笑点密集，星星数量突破两位数。", "question": "好的呀～就是这么想的瞬间。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7199586"}
{"text": "考的很烂被妈妈单独指导的我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "马上就要去当兵了，还不让人逛街了。", "question": "花木兰为什么要自己「东市买骏马，西市买鞍鞯，南市买辔头，北市买长鞭」，当时的部队不发放战马和武器吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不引人注目，不谄媚，不顾忌。", "question": "请想出一个朗朗上口的短语，它清晰、正直、美丽。", "star": 33, "type": "T2T", "image": "6348611"}
{"text": "其实我是动画制作人员。", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "羽毛球为什么会往下掉？因为有羽毛球场。", "question": "哪些笑话只能具备一定的物理知识的人才能听懂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真相只有一个", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "第一次拼乐高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKf8oyFVxianAY7OYWjDDs3zyRujqJgZIibBklLlBth8TcO9r6tNrzfNnQ"}
{"text": "男神突然望向这边赶紧装作若无其事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edlj63ml6gj208a0codgg"}
{"text": "错误的处理方法", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6391184"}
{"text": "多唱了一首，请补一下差价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEnyDiccwwIyIBgn3am4PBuLfXE5RboOiazibh9nqoaib07UvbDXy7DdEOKQ"}
{"text": "这么久了教练还没掉下来", "question": null, "star": 363, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkp197acegj60yw0yw11202"}
{"text": "我以前在甲方上班，负责甲乙方对接工作。经常有乙方的人去找我，和他们聊天让我感觉很舒服，他们非常了解我，能够通过我的只言片语了解我的优点，他们很欣赏我，我也非常喜欢他们，甚至期待他们来找我。和他们聊天我有一种被强烈认可的感觉，我觉得他们是我的知心朋友。后来，我辞职了，然后他们就再也没理我。", "question": "和一个人聊天很舒服是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一次坐高铁，上去发现有人占了我的座，我对他说这是我的座。他说他和旁边的人是一起的，能不能跟他换一下，我说好的。然后他拿出票给我看座位，结果座位不在我这个车厢隔得天远地远，我说太远了不方便。然后他……掏出了……警察证……并且把旁边那哥们儿的手举了起来（我清楚的看到了那哥们儿手上蹭亮蹭亮的手铐）：同志，我在押送犯人，不能和他分开，希望你能理解一下。我这样算不算配合办案 hhhhhhh", "question": "你亲身经历过哪些听起来像段子一样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上周六南京下雨了。我一哥们，软件大道一公司的程序员，和妹子约会。因为当天下雨了，所以他出门的时候带了一把伞。但是大半个上午都没下，只是阴天。那货想，如果妹子来了，一人一把伞是不是太疏远了。于是转身把伞丢进了垃圾桶。然后妹子也没带伞……俩人被大雨困在地铁口的商店里大半个小时……", "question": "你都遇到过哪些套路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只需要最初的那个保险证。", "question": "第一次去美容院的人可以说一点点谎。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7355276"}
{"text": "可持续发展", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8H5rqZGT3EK7OK4WIqL5vwibQmnpRurC20hhKh4lzDlxVMIwc6oGrKeQ"}
{"text": "儿子的叛逆期来了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4084418"}
{"text": "读喉，舌，齿，唇这四个字的时候，感受下你是用哪部位发出的声音？", "question": "哪些地方让你觉得中文实在是博大精深？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老弟，暴力摩托不是这么玩的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7LPL55OSsiaCrwtrMibKPwhvR9d7TKdUltWfS14eP0xJmzTgDLiabxQ6HA"}
{"text": "哎呀，好热啊！", "question": null, "star": 1420, "type": "I2T", "image": "2526060"}
{"text": "已经半个小时了，还没决定谁先发言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE7FaOlu1ibZ3PC5vOib9CNehcbyLG1naWZxiaWtTo0mwtEMRCdu84BhjiaQ"}
{"text": "周围的灰尘、细菌和病毒碍事，导致看不清楚结果。", "question": "视力下降到50的新八感到很不方便。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7384151"}
{"text": "本法庭郑重宣判：判处太阳死刑！缓期五十亿年执行！", "question": "人类怎样才能毁掉太阳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一只巨大的蜈蚣正在乘车移动，突然它做出了一个直角转弯的动作。", "question": null, "star": 762, "type": "I2T", "image": "1163315"}
{"text": "这个行业也有早会吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6684652"}
{"text": "被朋友抛弃了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344468"}
{"text": "导盲犬视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxC3EWmSIGXQvKGnARxod3VUftklibLVSbTlFpuT2ZZP1bBvicghDN7kguA"}
{"text": "女儿们哟，这里有三支箭……不……不是……别瞄准老爸！听我把话说完先！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmhdto76j4j30ci0elwlu"}
{"text": "往前走三步。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "我的家园没有了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IOWdqqibnxxTccTSK49dMAOZq4rkzib9IPiaD3G8IE4RiabiaJUmA1ZHqUvVg"}
{"text": "霸之将考，其言也婊。", "question": "为什么身边学习好的同学考试前一直说自己会挂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真人版的史努比。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6495228"}
{"text": "妮可罗宾54岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edlj653upfj208y0brq3u"}
{"text": "退订短信要填的字符串越来越长了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyFCBdfkQUf7G3vCwZPG09xY3TicHlc5ubxJcQrKQAtSZneagmQnymd7sw"}
{"text": "一分钱也不借给你。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505534"}
{"text": "元服刑人员姓氏为木村（化名），现年45岁。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5534554"}
{"text": "想要同时出来的三色圆珠笔", "question": null, "star": 538, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4nwghu86uj614016mwnj02"}
{"text": "小时候，妈妈带回家吃晚饭，专用", "question": "耳垂有什么用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【没本事的男人才会说女人现实。】这话不对。但是。没本事的男人才想着如何反驳这句话。", "question": "「没本事的男人才会指责女人现实」这句话如何反驳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "祭りの前日の憂鬱 translates to Melancholy on the Eve of the Festival in Chinese.", "question": "只有金鱼才能理解的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6910021"}
{"text": "当然没错，但是有些女生尝起来味道怪怪的……", "question": "大家对能吃的女生有什么看法？能吃的女生有错吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我觉得我和米老鼠很像呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3083242"}
{"text": "我以为是红色的毛茸茸的东西在漂浮，原来是这个。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6642492"}
{"text": "守护一助", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "看这年龄应该是溢出了。", "question": "中医中药学者李青云号称活了 256 岁，这个长寿纪录可信度如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地球反转了一小时左右。", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "给地理老师代课时演示地球公转的体育老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2ts46ndt7j30ci0elq42"}
{"text": "楼上的人突然掉了下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKuXhDgaPffpDEkybGR0IiajaGj1ouia8RGFPP12rEiafTiaQaw4OQI2fsib6L6ejSXl2uBn0JNBZH6yA"}
{"text": "喂，你这家伙，还有空傻笑，你的未来才模糊不清呢。对了，如果你明白了就去职业介绍所看看。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3008683"}
{"text": "进公司半年，但是是跳舞团建", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITegYVF4X0O5YoxibCwGa7vnDRL7wRicNSjnPOic9z4edGxp5XI4Z8uFXeg"}
{"text": "握手券", "question": null, "star": 520, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi6o2k6408j20xm18tgst"}
{"text": "部落的人真热情，还请我们洗澡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXkaHRCUvbYOvyfxBBOcJOcdfIbBl005iaFiaOsQqRgaQPrGAOzI2eaJZg"}
{"text": "炸弹拆除小组", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5938594"}
{"text": "进来砸罐子搜柜子啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h491pwt2q8j30ci0elq7p"}
{"text": "十三姐妹", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7137801"}
{"text": "我正在经历第三次外周训练，但我的侧腹部开始有些疼痛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7335149"}
{"text": "「哎呀！有老鼠！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9pk53w7wyj30ci0eljst"}
{"text": "ABS系统", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "?", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "你舅舅安全了！你剪头去吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyBtYo2C7B8FIeZT7uxibMkz5p23dlL61CbCzUsiaqqAM7xNicYuddR6HKw"}
{"text": "早上咖啡专用杯", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6606517"}
{"text": "说到群马的三轮车，人们会想到军鸡。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7063208"}
{"text": "好的，计划A。结束它。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5228674"}
{"text": "你说吧我不生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwj9br8vxxj20m40m4tbf"}
{"text": "够了！小明！答应给你买《马里奥赛车》行了吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw8rrayjrjj30ci0eltax"}
{"text": "看见我额头上的666了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qarq7tqElc2Fk6WG8fwia30nsPiabaiaAcvbdjicCGnTIa4rrM4jnCfrRov9UV8Xzic13HuoT9ARfmKWw"}
{"text": "名字起错了，不应该叫《植入》，应该叫《握草》。", "question": "如何看待中国美院学生的行为艺术作品《植入》：手握一抔土 10 天后长草？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都怪你我每次都高血压", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJMjZG0jf5HtKB6zzDVaIVtGrgiaQmPfvJmomYhXDc1PjS3mBrdj1cyUA"}
{"text": "我不反对夏天女孩子穿裙子，特别是超短裙。想要凉快的心情大家都懂，可你们为什么要在短裙下面穿安全裤？人与人之间最基本的信任都没有了吗？难道我还会偷窥你们不成？我愤怒地从地上爬起来。", "question": "孩子总喜欢关卧室门，怎么改变？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天猫好车百亿补贴买车1000抵4万我甚至还能赚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007XdJHwly1gkk7335icoj30i90ktgqb"}
{"text": "别看巨人", "question": null, "star": 78, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "在地铁里偷偷向看到的婴儿挥手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nFZdWSnY9Pgzv8XSDot6E1jehleqW5lP57MHfmUQWcycEBYc46EHvtWw"}
{"text": "如果觉得好吃，就喊服务员叫厨师过来。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "贞子姐姐更新了个人资料照片。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3424296"}
{"text": "还差一点。。唔。。还差一点点就能看见前面的卷子了。，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyvFHPyCS5DGCvicJwY7P7SclgYmPtjaOkLd1R24gNZTibf9QFxkevdwzg"}
{"text": "石灰袋破了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3225071"}
{"text": "4-3=1", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "日量谷生村老板，你们家的燕尾服质量太差怎么我打一架就撕坏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicgibNXYrZjOibicjS2CTiaapAeV9zt9cNRhVVLFAFEHhVILe3ZURBv2mWeQ"}
{"text": "别装高冷啦，我说，你也被粘住了对吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5xktoGbyg7469vbda8wMKichsQbRqA07tH4QzjSfQFibLSZ4ToEuxmFWA"}
{"text": "对那些闭嘴的人，咚的一声！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "4120090"}
{"text": "闭眼时偏不扎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecnfvm0c4mj20al0buwf9"}
{"text": "坐观其便，愿闻其翔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKiauLfWYRmOnI3kRMsJdHzVhiaCUGKVmpW7R7DSO3Xic9bRqzz5k7xa2Xg"}
{"text": "因为你有女朋友！你本身就没有严肃的对待电子竞技！只有单身狗才能上电 1 王者王者！所以，分手再跟我谈你在严肃的对待电子竞技！", "question": "女生是否无法认识到电子竞技的严肃性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在高木食堂吃饭。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7106195"}
{"text": "去年天猫买了 Note3 原装电池。卖家第一次发货是被发现是假的，退了重新发，过了一段时间仔细看，还是假的，只是冒充的像一点而已。", "question": "你在淘宝上买到的最离谱的假货是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通过暗示效果，将痴迷于身材或者胸部的人转化为痴迷于大腿的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4613964"}
{"text": "静香大人可要亲自动手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hec192suaoj30ci0el77r"}
{"text": "请问您怎么称呼？听不出来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "347268"}
{"text": "刚才挠了下肚脐眼儿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854843"}
{"text": "怎么还没人来给他塞国旗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFXrSOyZorDUGgpfS8vUMTH7XnwCegPTS3Pgp7GLRwRzRr2L1CyB1zmw"}
{"text": "女性专用车厢进了个不得了的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5yaismtpuj30ci0eltdn"}
{"text": "我想逗孙子开心，但又因自尊心作祟而无法做到的矛盾心理。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038179"}
{"text": "偶尔发现个有趣的东西，会高兴好几天，终于又有东西可买了。", "question": "有钱是怎样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你再踢一次，我就跟保安说你闻起来像毒品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjpcvM4d4Q0JL7PKejSOlcJ7ricssLYE9bP61vPxTtz8vw20OBTLicaRfg"}
{"text": "技巧是：在国企上班", "question": "玩 Flappy Bird 有什么技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "提前23小时50分钟上班，还迟到了10分钟？", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "谁他妈的能告诉我什么叫他妈的大气！！！！！！！！", "question": "身为一个设计师，你觉得最悲哀的事或者最悲哀的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，那个虽然小但是存储容量好大啊。", "question": "SDGs是可持续发展目标的缩写，它要求我们必须采取行动来保护地球和人类社会。", "star": 361, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160287"}
{"text": "原来要去里面解白色的带子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "- 你的笑点在哪；- 在这", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAzoictf8k5pDIHqJvBJDCn4d0MtGg9wEadtxekW38nW9dgH63DpNzjHg"}
{"text": "男人冒险，女人等待王子，动物们忙碌着。", "question": "请快点结束这个故事。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160382"}
{"text": "哦，危险...今天的狙击手技术真好。", "question": null, "star": 897, "type": "I2T", "image": "1255156"}
{"text": "划船入场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMV5M2wyQ2tf9FRYJ0Liam5XzBOlibT762aDxg6ibxelpNM3wazP0Xvnz6Vg"}
{"text": "开着鄂 A 的车被人问：你是鄂尔多斯的呀？", "question": "你都见过什么样的地理盲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抱歉我接受不了别人手捏的饭团", "question": null, "star": 383, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj7afko4zj611d13kwpz02"}
{"text": "幸好豆腐店老板不在家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gobmhw4socj30ci0eljv5"}
{"text": "拿给说这话的老师看后一下甩到了36度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5x64sztcwj30ci0el78f"}
{"text": "我是被私人土地束缚的幽灵。", "question": "我购房的首日就发现了最糟糕的事实。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6110841"}
{"text": "周三的工作人员提前过来，蒙住眼睛交给了我东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846823"}
{"text": "我被毫不犹豫地淋上了柠檬汁，对炸鸡感到震惊。", "question": "如果那只是梦，该有多好啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4773722"}
{"text": "偶尔回家露个脸，让大家看看你精神抖擞的样子。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5280461"}
{"text": "看，糖也给你吃哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3758403"}
{"text": "是有点骨质疏松", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXB7hWY1ZQNkekiaRFpB3myIF7rRUAsMjnTOT3JmkqOic2HzW1nia7ES9OQ"}
{"text": "再靠近我就跳进海里！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384417"}
{"text": "性如烈火之发如导火索", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvuy4vtjbdj20yi1281kx"}
{"text": "尽管是礼拜一，不过你好有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvt2ywh840j20yi10aqhu"}
{"text": "考试作弊被赶出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo6kwgt1j9j209a0blabx"}
{"text": "他本人到场了。", "question": "安倍的国葬能被取消吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6798184"}
{"text": "熊猫", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533009"}
{"text": "我是学牲畜学的，我来回答这个问题。一般来说大牛相比普通牛，小时候就会显示出一些区别于普通牛的特质，那么怎么区别普通牛犊和「大牛」牛犊呢？概括的来说：一看品种，二看架势，三看觅食，再看皮肤和精神：品种自不用多说，要根据当地的气候地质等条件选择牛犊；头大双腿间隔大，屁股大长大后块头不会太小；看觅食，抢食不挑食的长大后块头绝对小不了；皮毛发亮，光滑有光泽的说明身无大疾，是有大牛潜质的牛犊不可或缺的特质；精力旺盛活蹦乱跳的也极可能会变大牛，就跟人每天跑步健身长肉是一个道理。那么楼主我说的够清晰不？按照我这方法挑选牛犊，长大了不是大牛也是头好牛啊！", "question": "一般大牛是不是小的时候就显示出大牛的苗头了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "二回去啊都是大老爷们有什么好害羞的", "question": "男朋友别人面前很正经，在我面前很二怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刮开查看图片", "question": null, "star": 326, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtve7nzultj60yg19ygn502"}
{"text": "自拍神器的神级磨皮效果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkUY6za7rULG5IsI6BMP5oTFxuTib8GcRKAMY0rWWYE4SVLAnX5CzYqdA"}
{"text": "大风波", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2WrhpxDltHWhyRk4Ef0sukxmqULZ0Vm2aicXrsV0icVjR7iaSibo4EIJnPJQQ"}
{"text": "洗衣机里洗好的衣服现状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjyicV6FffC3x69vbRhoDjtT5FBQWxzOOibCwxNWIMoxLKvQoGXl46mRBw"}
{"text": "麻椅滑呗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVRmlQtjx7zicPia8icm1GzdQwX7niaD1GQe4wGR8PUAKM41BaoSNo8YtSWw"}
{"text": "女士，只有成为会员才能改变星星颜色哦。", "question": null, "star": 495, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "孙子的爷爷", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3578777"}
{"text": "看见了就能使用力量！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4852128"}
{"text": "颤抖着按下", "question": "小便的时候会发抖的现象，有个名字吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7059602"}
{"text": "吉野家的厨房。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4287108"}
{"text": "上脚的话有点怪怪的呢。", "question": "为什么男生接吻喜欢上手？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果星星出现，马赛克就能消除。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3238175"}
{"text": "麻醉针没射准，被发现了的柯南", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmKwpXpfoaG7s5L5q6vficI41iajmXSOhj5Jv3DEyd3jlQiazmKjsjBg7dA"}
{"text": "卡车妈妈给小卡车喂奶", "question": null, "star": 439, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9afimm4v6j614011hgr202"}
{"text": "动物园园长跟孩子相认", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuucQNdF9N3uaS9tuKXZQxzJfp5N12qmficsVTvB7dBnRdXkm3pxn1DnEQ"}
{"text": "专业土木工程，导师 30 出头，万年白衬衣，博士，文质彬彬的工科男，女生们花痴的对象。有天突然接到他的电话——「xxx，请教你一个问题。」我：「老……老师……您说……」「哪家的火锅好吃？男生说你大学期间把学校方圆两公里基本吃完了，很懂。」", "question": "你和导师之间发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "八个摄像头的月底kpi完不成了be like：", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "日村在吹响GetWild！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6987876"}
{"text": "小偷在师傅修空调的时候趁机下手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEYKyLMFLOXUAHqjksYUibNgd6PGJ1o5EKhs3Hl7VFS9IuYkaMWuO1v4A"}
{"text": "妈妈在找口红吗？我帮你找找？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "给公司打电话请完病假后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhg8ddwyfvj30ci0eljso"}
{"text": "烤芋头吃。", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "别TM乱踢，多危险啊！没看到新换的玻璃吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xet946mpj20fe0f30ue"}
{"text": "抢着结帐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icLkg9fe6EiaibwFQK63hx97OptblnnE6Qk7rvynScMRd5V7hibkVDw7d5Q"}
{"text": "“咦？那个会打麻醉针的小孩不在这里吗？”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "中暑了吗？我去附近稻田里打点水来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6007905"}
{"text": "跟你们说一个实事儿我一个叔叔 180＋我一个婶婶 140＋他们初中在一起了然后一直到现在叔叔说在一起太早了，没想到她就不长了！", "question": "你愿意娶或嫁一个身高 140cm 的人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你瞅啥！我正灌天然气呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIOiaCPiaUxkib83me8W93ViaHUbAqfibSybmJ0CtxgAhLJpTR1NXD29hCWibg"}
{"text": "不下了吧，要不要去散步呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFbQhLD0NIbqm2RU3m81PYexjFiaJ2ZzR7Inlnedib2KGItdQw2zibk1Omg"}
{"text": "哥，他是委婉地说你拉链没拉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8XmsljMjcqL4L84BuXhA7r9gczk6ia0we2NasZLeCnAn1ARPnqEo2OaQ"}
{"text": "兰坚决不承认自己老了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1375579"}
{"text": "部长夫人在吧？你看，我买了花来，让她跟我一起不是挺好吗？", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "iBed", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv3ifsrewj208k0be752"}
{"text": "夹到皮了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g95scromfqj214i1ca78j"}
{"text": "医生说这次事故我的尾椎伤得很重，但幸好颈椎足够长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBWrqNt4Y9PuBFS36FfPwIqMAaNREOhH8dOHz2TCZWpn0FRKW9ARBuGQ"}
{"text": "法律不是挡箭牌。 ", "question": "有哪些弱智又让人感到脊背发凉的言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初一眼中的初三", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1enkut7q6k0j20ax0aomz7"}
{"text": "保安呢？保安！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "哪位捐精的先生说要找护士帮忙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5Md4AJ4tWlqN8vibYpbQXcqyRbqzgurWf3WGq9yMd3C18gzib8k4OpK9hQ"}
{"text": "你们这点薪水，都抢不过舔狗。还想招漂亮姑娘？", "question": "为什么现在行政前台越来越难招聘了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被踢去做整容的人（海贼王）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6287812"}
{"text": "扼住题主的咽喉!", "question": "如果非要在瞎和聋做个选择，贝多芬会选哪个呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太过了，哥们。", "question": "把一个知名角色的名字改一下，试着弱化看看。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6792041"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "终极奥义是从天上大量射下光箭的技能。", "question": "用弓箭作为武器的角色的常见设定。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2426823"}
{"text": "这不是9号线和4分之3号线啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6343928"}
{"text": "趴体上被搭讪。德国男：Bella, 你是来自日本还是韩国？我：中国。德国男：No offense. 但是你真的是我见过的穿得最得体好看的中国女学生。我之前遇见的中国女生怎么说呢，有点 childish，她们居然用那种带兔子耳朵的手机壳。我：我认为这很正常，蛮可爱。德国男：西方男人普遍很排斥这种幼稚风格。但是你完全不是！我：No offense. 你知不知道其他国家的人都说德国人穿衣服有点丑啊？德国男：是说男性还是女性？我：Both.德国男：德国人觉得舒服实用最重要。再说了，这是个人选择。我：德国人穿衣丑是个人选择？亚洲女生有些走可爱路线就不是个人选择了？德国男：……（后来再也没见过他", "question": "你有哪些回击外国人的有趣经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈，如果我在那里说这是 Uno ，我就会输掉。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1538780"}
{"text": "哎？为什么带上我？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312849"}
{"text": "谢谢一直以来的阅读支持。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5420314"}
{"text": "肯德基新品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4DHXMOe1h1b2vicgWXVogibN01n8GN2xupaQcLskN88m5icxC9Pu0Dibh0g"}
{"text": "老师！田中他想当班长！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbbd39z8i1j30ci0eldjv"}
{"text": "在我家门口撒杀虫剂的就是你小子吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnqdim9xr2j30ci0elq9p"}
{"text": "“你们谁的影子丢了！”", "question": null, "star": 443, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "吃这个让我感觉舒服多了呢！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6843496"}
{"text": "朋友最后一次看到她时她正吹着口哨准备捅马蜂窝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx47vxiaz3cPB6RoGGHgwL3bribevuWSVQS5UPNzeiaT96KiaxuATfibBxiceibg"}
{"text": "相声，砸挂。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6981543"}
{"text": "等待孩子出生。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4447086"}
{"text": "祝吉米幸福哦~", "question": "将歌词中的君改为吉米。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6371226"}
{"text": "付费后解锁沸羊羊角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnES3XFY2J2Toz8AuuVKMIbmMrYk13DOLHwJribyrvVUoXICCKnOs1zZFrQ"}
{"text": "哎呀！你竟然等了19年第二季？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6684939"}
{"text": "别碰我的钱！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5283029"}
{"text": "每逢我洗澡，猫都会在门口撕心裂肺地叫以及疯狂地抓门（上厕所不会），那种感觉就是：它特别想欣赏一下沐浴的我……每次我都忍不住会开门一下，而每次，门开后，它都是盯一眼，然后嗷呜一声，扭头走开。什么意思？这种行为是要告诉我什么？我身材很烂？如果不想爱我，你何必表白？", "question": "你家的猫做过哪些不可思议的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如何把一个塑料叉子变成金属叉子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWcWCPWWrtribLTs5ArxQDibsySHiarItvE9V5QPNVO7hpUnRyvhPk5eedg"}
{"text": "哎呀，真好吃！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568979"}
{"text": "车震不是这样的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "虽然我是新手，完全不清楚路，但是我的车已经行驶了超过500,000公里，是位老手，所以没问题。", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "胶水当成了润唇膏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JolZSV6MJ5QfGZTcRicrZTqJbIXbbpZl7VC23HiblXu25p1AVzhjM2ZUw"}
{"text": "爸，快点拆，一会还有猪老三家的砖房呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNjQr7QMVHlkDv7AEbqWI2ibH1kmy1UyXdX66nty0TTX8LDANFehx9YVg"}
{"text": "啧。单位聚餐唱歌。大领导在哪儿唱一首老歌，唱的正 high 呢。我特么手贱不小心到！点！了！切！歌！！！！！你知道当时感觉吗？所有人都盯了过来。这是我说了一句我特么都想给自己点赞的话：啊？我以为是原唱，没人唱我就切了……", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的临场反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下雨了。", "question": "安倍的国葬能被取消吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6798184"}
{"text": "师傅荒木从衣柜里拿出一把扇子，说：‘我转了两圈才回来呢！’，但是那把扇子全长霉了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3226190"}
{"text": "那家伙有妄想癖，说自己能看到从未来来的机器人大家都怀疑他嗑嗨了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2csrc3r3mj30ci0elwhk"}
{"text": "车座被偷了没发现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fyoqavn3ehj20m30lwjtc"}
{"text": "刚才进球的裁判好像又要出问题了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4705357"}
{"text": "坚果里头塞东西吗？", "question": "蜡笔小新推荐的大马力摩托车。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7323673"}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀夹到无名指了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibCNibibsKg0bE52kiaRZBIyXZBz1FITR5Vm07urJ39tI1j330hibDQINCFA"}
{"text": "「不可以用暴力哦！『咱有话不能好好说吗？』『好不好嘛？』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haxi7kt87ej30ci0elaen"}
{"text": "啊～我搞大伟～", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "怎么说呢。“ 我对工作的爱，都比你俩真实。”", "question": "相亲对象太能花钱了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "背后有拉链。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "嗯，六万怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3390657"}
{"text": "男女之间无法建立友情的类型。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6863302"}
{"text": "我的 qq 宠物怎么才能弄死她。", "question": "有哪些看似精妙无比却实际很蠢的设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要不，你也去趟西藏？", "question": "人终会消失，人生有何意义？为什么要活着？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢邀。什么事？", "question": "道士的修身方法，辟谷这事靠谱吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈穿着制服的Cosplay来参加家长会。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6765760"}
{"text": "小猪快点来吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6598532"}
{"text": "你看那个乐队是什么来着？模仿BOOWY的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423531"}
{"text": "好久没喝酒了，真不错啊。", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "我在北大时，凌晨四点半给哈佛的同学打电话，他们居然都在学习，吓尿了！！我在哈佛时，凌晨四点半给北大的同学打电话，他们居然都在学习，吓尿了！！！！", "question": "北大的同学凌晨四点半真的在看书吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我本来以为这骨头很大，拿出来后才发现比我想象的还要大。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6641408"}
{"text": "大扫除没进展。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835096"}
{"text": "圆满离婚了！", "question": "请问你刚刚说了什么我不太明白的事情？", "star": 385, "type": "T2T", "image": "7154884"}
{"text": "没交收视费能看的免费节目", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go49ql3vgej30ci0elgqz"}
{"text": "不要推！不要推！绝对不要推", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9hdiapl0zj61401o013n02"}
{"text": "你充个美国大选会员，花 50 元提前点播就能直通结局了。", "question": "2020 美国大选中，内华达州的 6 张选票是否决定总统归属？为啥这个州计票这么慢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一种怀才不遇的感觉。 -_-||", "question": "没有女朋友是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我知道是社团活动，但是社团活动是什么？", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "柠檬只含有一个柠檬的维生素C。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "给你一张过去的 CD，听听那时我们的爱情。", "question": "如何评价解放军参加红场阅兵唱《喀秋莎》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小黑狗：“又是星期三？”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3861838"}
{"text": "以前学校里评选食堂哪个大妈最受欢迎，然后下个月开始我们就再也没有见过她了。", "question": "食堂大妈为什么不愿意多给一点点肉肉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊一根68？？？？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "这个比正牌的还多两片。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6397909"}
{"text": "出木杉出演剧场版", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hetdd3ki35j30ci0el40p"}
{"text": "施法前摇。", "question": "为什么猫咪在进攻前会扭屁股？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再下去一点！往下就是了！就在眼前啊！这么近还看不清吗！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380228"}
{"text": "我坐上了离开故乡的火车，但耳畔似乎听到了女神祈求我不要走的声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "塔马尽了全力抵抗，但是看到那只猫罐子里的‘这是你想要的吗？’的样子，今晚也只能屈服了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360572"}
{"text": "同学，你看今天的新娘子，像不像你当初借我的 100 块钱？", "question": "初中同学借了100块，后来他辍学再无联系过，如果在其他同学婚礼中见到了，该不该提这事，或者该说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“听说世界上三个人里就有一个是笨蛋，我不是。”“我也不是。”", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "狗看到后只会生气：妈的说好的哥们天天玩，结果有好吃的你就偷偷埋起来？", "question": "猫有试图教狗用猫砂么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "瓶颈时期的切割器", "question": "请告诉我回旋镖的错误用法。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5326460"}
{"text": "电视变成数字广播后，形状变薄了，连猫都坐不下了。", "question": "对二十年前的人说，他们也不会理解。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398885"}
{"text": "某天晚上，半夜醒来，突然发现眼前不远处有个发着红光的亮点，还隐约有着明暗变化。大惊失色，这什么玩意？难道是一个怨灵，或者人的精魄，在向我表达什么……还是外星人发射的信号，这么多年，终于要打开的我的外星血脉了吗……或者是什么神兵利器跑来认主了？黑科技来开启我的异能？......我思索良久，终于激动又忐忑的伸出手，准备迎接即将到来的不平凡的命运……我的手指捏住了那个红色的光点，一股灼烧的剧痛传来......擦，这 tmd 的是我睡觉前自己点的蚊香！！！真实事件，非段子。", "question": "你做过哪些智障的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "雕像的作者……美杜莎？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrAjllyUIPoPHs0y458UBAa5ib65F8TBicog8WYg3icu1eLC5Z09K3ibnsBg"}
{"text": "你好，我和爸爸打算把被炉拿出来，所以我努力地起床了。", "question": null, "star": 106, "type": "I2T", "image": "1753890"}
{"text": "你跺你也麻。", "question": "996 之后，老公就像换了个人，这样的生活正常吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一起做有趣的实验吧！", "question": null, "star": 164, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9knrm65quj61401hcqcy02"}
{"text": "太阳出来眼睛就疼。", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "透明胶带厂家的宣传图片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea3b7argnpj20bo0c8jsc"}
{"text": "好像止不住血了！没事的！没关系！", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "“没有人可以见到圣诞老人 没有人！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "我好像被他KTV了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcssW1U9zSTClG5Jw7mvNuy4MQC69Q8n6MOoLFKMTpEujkhw031dzvfQ"}
{"text": "你给他房款，他给你一套房。", "question": "怎样让任志强给一套一线城市的房给我？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我坐在普锐斯大轿车里。", "question": "老年人常有的困扰。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7131176"}
{"text": "我得问问我儿子……", "question": "朋友一家人到我家里做客，小孩子想要我儿子的玩具，如何回应显得得体又不得罪人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要去，要是他有男朋友，你会被打的！", "question": "一个女生在雨里痛哭，作为一个陌生男人应该过去安慰一下吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全力破坏小孩堆的沙堡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8vd34zwf7j20u00y9n37"}
{"text": "卧榻之旁岂容他人鼾睡！", "question": "为什么不婚独身的人越来越多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我叫田中，在一家工厂工作，这家工厂负责将全国的滑雪场和高原出售的奶油糖集中制作。", "question": null, "star": 56, "type": "I2T", "image": "5687531"}
{"text": "虽然感兴趣，但晚上看到的话绝对会害怕，所以不想看自己内心的想法。", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "这只是个配音演员的玩笑话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3450713"}
{"text": "⍰", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "一我的变态辣烤翅找不到了，你有什么头绪吗一嘶……我不知道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tMVYKqUcfjzuIL3nibCYRlOq8aWbseq3aPYWLSF5XD4ckBurARzzIpsA"}
{"text": "刚从扭蛋里拿出来的手办", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehicg353g9j20bc08t754"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦", "question": "把动漫角色的名字改得土气一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5434508"}
{"text": "敬请期待下一部作品。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384674"}
{"text": "武田信玄饼 -> 武田信玄的饼干", "question": "在历史上的人物的名字后面加上一个汉字，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7182844"}
{"text": "疫情时出门也要戴口罩，眼镜往下滑了下意识找人帮我推……系鞋带的时候不能有人跟我说话，不然一个走神就打成外科结（死结）……做菜前洗手下意识洗到肘关节上 5 公分……厨房里脖子套上围裙后双手前伸等着护士给我系腰带，一扭头，家属：？？？……做完饭从来不会想起来刷锅刷碗，器械护士呢？", "question": "有哪些让人不慎暴露身份的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "东映的新作假面骑士往意想不到的方向发展。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "7275510"}
{"text": "狙击手在午休。", "question": "在抖友中常见的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2697948"}
{"text": "称豆子还有体温让医生看看说不定还有救", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl0hlh0xesj30ci0eljy5"}
{"text": "人越来越宽自然脸就越来越宽", "question": "为什么脸会越来越宽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我太兴奋了以至于睡不着觉要去徒步旅行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353373"}
{"text": "坚决不买购物袋的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZaUYP7uKH48HMOCHvpHicONuM6QCfjKlsRhwfVTz0CBYicXeWc7P1s1Ficg"}
{"text": "“嗯，我不太明白。我们去吃蛋白质餐吧。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1837879"}
{"text": "“是Sid吧？被Sid摆了一道！”", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3669897"}
{"text": "我只有两套西装。", "question": "四分之一的国会议员在隐瞒事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3390970"}
{"text": "「我已经知道凶手是谁了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grispmgy8ij30ci0el0wm"}
{"text": "有事工作需要能力，上班摸鱼需要演技。", "question": "为什么上班摸鱼比有事工作还要累？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不开T治痔疮都TM是骗人的！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwsa2hwxcqj20ft0e6q3n"}
{"text": "在一起的时候你有没有注意到周围人的手里多了火把？", "question": "为什么我和女朋友一起时身体会自然变暖呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我本来只是打算小憩一会儿。", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "4452673"}
{"text": "“出不住！”“咱俩是不是掉陷阱了啊大哥”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8mso7sq50j20g40e043n"}
{"text": "好的，我来了。", "question": "试着用八个字来表示世界的终结。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7042511"}
{"text": "为什么那时候我点了三个坐垫呢？结果只吃了两个，还有一个只能带回家了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1276238"}
{"text": "没错.刚才炸到的坐标是我军司令部……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h51ii0xu0gj30ci0eldh6"}
{"text": "我认识十位几十年了，了解他，他不肯借的话就说了，如果没说话，就表示他肯借。", "question": "教儿子减法，个位不够要向十位借，儿子问「十位不肯借怎么办」该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们这群蚂蚁快放我下来！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8dtdyb689j20fv0e80xb"}
{"text": "战斗场景随着音乐的节奏进行。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的笑话开头。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6885280"}
{"text": "你爷爷不努力，你老爸不努力，你知道来发这个问题。你再不努力，你儿子你孙子还要来关注这个问题。。。", "question": "大四学生，最近接触到一些阴暗面、潜规则、富二代，发现太多东西已经输在起跑线上，失去奋斗的动力怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "百变星君周星星上解剖课", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "阿夫拉克的广告让我感到责任重大。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827195"}
{"text": "看完《魔女宅急便》后每天偷偷练习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grur65r4udj30ci0elk0y"}
{"text": "在活动中破坏孩子的梦想。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5012854"}
{"text": "本来就是这种生物。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4857643"}
{"text": "别说什么要成为YouTuber，真是傻话！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401629"}
{"text": "不呼吸并趁机做无氧运动。", "question": "氧气在18世纪才被发现，那十八世纪前的人呼吸什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "清朝末期的文学家。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7333157"}
{"text": "所以床上图钉到底去哪里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0NM2Aw3oYBiasWqdYg12aK0sPltN1JmpTpebr4U1XNU6Z0h5KUMIwsmQ"}
{"text": "我比较没出息，一般喜欢缩成一团躺在床上，YY 自己有一天功成名就，随手一灌水就是一篇 Nature，然后曾经骂过自己的老板哭着跑过来求合作，曾经看不顺眼的同事哭着跑过来求挂名，曾经拒过自己的期刊哭着跑过来邀稿，顿时觉得非常的解气，于是便有动力起床继续搬砖了……", "question": "科研搞不出来的时候，大家一般都会干啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈说：能战胜中国队的只有我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYDJJYAUHiaMS2x4p03GL4DnYUY7yVe3vNqlbBarUb8cxibkOibbL3g1LIw"}
{"text": "医生今天第五回在那说「你比隔壁好多了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hanw3orp1xj30ci0elgqq"}
{"text": "我正在往火里加油。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6021545"}
{"text": "朋友带了三岁的宝宝十一出去玩，回来之后我们问小家伙：「出去玩都看见什么了呀？」小家伙有点恼火：「都是屁股！！」", "question": "十一出去玩是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "进房间时一定会敲三下门。", "question": "在礼仪讲师之间的比赛中常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5402975"}
{"text": "没想到击杀静香之后能爆出这么多铜锣烧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7DQezB2E3TZ3YYgCCS3ayuzNAOl8MjRnfZvWKjlFzeuLbyBlqNP8UdA"}
{"text": "准备吃女生盘里的饭的人", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "无法行驶的车托马斯", "question": null, "star": 280, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388811"}
{"text": "戀不住了，想大便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5EvaGa4wbHGtdjkq1oAB1TP6yWL5ia7N536XbicvVKMoRxV9z9iaeuwSeg"}
{"text": "慌乱逃避的鸡鸣声。", "question": "如果有的话，讨厌的FamilyMart进店声音。", "star": 174, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623649"}
{"text": "没带就是没写。", "question": "有哪些大道至简、直击本质的句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天呐，它怎么知道我穿了红内裤？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGVT4F6EzGsQknWSpeKeCqAL6u9PdVcvAeS19CBXwPPV7KFHVRUrKMlQ"}
{"text": "有怨言找国家说去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gdj7r70nigj20zu0zi7av"}
{"text": "真的很抱歉，对不起，请原谅我就是这样子的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1084617"}
{"text": "全身的血液都向下流了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzdvD7CtVwBDzUVaz3znwicZtXCJTcjhCuBG8Ib94Za74ibG5HWEDZurFg"}
{"text": "星期五，你看啊，那边是我之前的家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbX5ZC44robibVRMsqxiaG1NyFMk812VO4STZghibe7CvN0QMK1CM9XhTQAA"}
{"text": "大家先别慌，这是团建的一部分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcvTECVw7jHevFaU0A6u32WzsFeSiaaNO5Y9kdnMtqjzlGkvNC4XjnyGA"}
{"text": "你该醒醒了哦？已经觉醒了哦？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793205"}
{"text": "边吃沙拉鸡边喊'这样就能摄取到和沙拉一样的营养了！'", "question": "除去那些想要尝试但会成为犯罪的事情，只做一次也无妨。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2937578"}
{"text": "O裁判使用了柯南的手表麻醉枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60UqxpF7pjzktZHHbqdHFJVjYbL4n2af57jgKXSFkIj13dc8TiaNMyZEg"}
{"text": "不小心嗑到小腿骨的你", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwbvp2bfaj20yi18e7wh"}
{"text": "神舟五号只拉了一个。", "question": "为什么拉两个人的法拉利比拉百人的公共汽车还贵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "离婚调解中的妻子来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6368149"}
{"text": "我不认识星爵是谁，所以星爵舞蹈能力更强", "question": "星爵和蔡徐坤的舞蹈能力谁更强？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "见过一篇论文，论述鲁迅用“倒词”，如“魂灵”，从多方面洋洋洒洒论述了其社会历史背景和文学价值、文学效果……作为一个绍兴人，我表示，绍兴话里灵魂就是叫魂灵", "question": "有哪些因为\"想得太多\"而发生的对史料的误读？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晕倒了。", "question": "别因为那种事就报110，你想报告的内容是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302954"}
{"text": "现场巨人演唱会", "question": "你觉得卖不出去的歌叫什么名字？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4162167"}
{"text": "在上海市区，出去后随便看到一座山都觉得雄伟。", "question": "有哪些因久居一线城市所产生的错觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "江湖之内，没有人见过他的刀；见到他刀的人，请拨 150423xxxxx 联系失主，必有重谢。", "question": "你会怎样用一句话写一个武侠故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还来得及，快去机场吧！", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "即将从水管中坠落的水滴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrGWobrXGpkA5ib8qlZPTnCfBMt1FHVIUkFyabxcgmv6y1fOible2Fbk6jml2NzxsMT08JSF5OvKSA"}
{"text": "哎哟喂，这个火了啊！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344384"}
{"text": "哎呀，哎呀，来到这一步，就算是跳伦巴的家伙也得跟上啊。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "2507616"}
{"text": "因为看了恐怖电影，所以不能去厕所。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353373"}
{"text": "还没人发现是我们放的气吧", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "2020年到底是个什么年呢？", "question": "你觉得接下来会是纪录片节目的什么标题？", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623474"}
{"text": "都要憋不住了还把厕所门把手拽掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fzea8coojuj20m10o8goc"}
{"text": "无论怎么加工，都无法回到原来的面貌。", "question": null, "star": 364, "type": "I2T", "image": "6130057"}
{"text": "你们漂亮的先等等", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jq9bVUThqTVITtd90EkO6GfSiaeibfiabVOZryzzGdn2VQC9er4icf5nFeng"}
{"text": "看，旺财真的流哈喇子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaHmYia2UyaWcy88IOo7KNqfoNHxfmIpfic7jYpEYEqyYlxRMBKR7zDkMw"}
{"text": "五十岁以后的皮肤护理。", "question": "你认为是浪费的东西或事情。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4260853"}
{"text": "同性关系也会被爆出来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsj1tcgygsj610x16sgsv02"}
{"text": "爸爸给穿着露臂装的孩子剃头", "question": null, "star": 384, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "这句话的中文意思是“对腰疼有效”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6792999"}
{"text": "我有个朋友的孩子，女孩，大概六七岁的时候就怕鬼。后来我陪她看了一遍《怪物公司》，然后就没事儿了……皮克斯真的是太棒了。", "question": "如何让一个六岁的孩子相信，这个世界上并没有鬼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "文春砲的中文常用表达是“文春爆料”。", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "这是……/ 再稍微……一点！/ 看到了啊啊啊！！！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4439404"}
{"text": "闲着没事干。", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 3010, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "擅长近战。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "四喜丸子哪桌点的，接好啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib38VnL6NUVOHawxNoI4IIXL2gicufD8V8NncBA0CaicRrTKtLyNNld0pw"}
{"text": "这是某学校公选课论文题目吧？ 不过你这样要确定咱俩别抄一样了！", "question": "莫扎特被誉为天才，他的哪些天赋令人难以企及？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的羞耻心被海浪冲走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbjyNgLWj1W0ibdibibUXWjEF28oYIMcI2WNnPJ7CUCPXaWicZC0xs62GoZ3g"}
{"text": "艾瑞巴迪黑喂狗饭前便后要洗手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efgb6cmxqjj20b30aimy9"}
{"text": "肥仔快乐针", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOk0MZhju9hOSr9eUHtbHQu82AzEQmXX8Q0TrHgnrBKh5A716KIwxQ4hQ"}
{"text": "团队协作的时候，他只需要负责活着。", "question": "跟不优秀的人相处是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送女儿上幼儿园的时候遇见了许久不见的她，我抱着我女儿，她抱着她女儿……四目相对……微笑……点头……擦肩而过……走了几步，我回头看她，发现她也在回头看我……赶紧转过头来接着走，转过一个弯之后，我再也忍不住了……把女儿放在一边，我蹲在了地上……  哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！她女儿长得太特么丑了！！！比我女儿差远了！！！", "question": "看到以前喜欢（暗恋）的对象已经结婚并有孩子了是种什么样的感受?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等等 我要上车", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "大哥，我真不知道找你借钱也要翻倍还", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0q2lL1HEQPfnE1aw6koAoWMqKInaeIib8ia9ZpaJ8thibuqFA6OgYf6mLA"}
{"text": "恐怖分子挟持了学校和校长，扬言要五百万否则就烧了学校，于是同学们自发地行动了起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArNx3dJtnAT0l8mKa3tf5XiazNZsl30l5RatbFHoocK1PNnlQCkb5AnOA"}
{"text": "喂饱了它。", "question": "标题或名言中加入食字会更有趣，请试一试！", "star": 927, "type": "T2T", "image": "7381602"}
{"text": "这河里吗！？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "弱者被强者吞噬。", "question": "战斗起来就显得很强大的四个字成语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5649113"}
{"text": "婚后的男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7B2kgHkiag16icGoPzEeAOGrZxz2Rhf8zINyvn3zGpPnKx2OUH6pDRhWQ"}
{"text": "展示刚学会的月球步。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5776266"}
{"text": "你去找到那个怕蜗牛的买一栋楼，你住一楼，他住九楼，附近不住人。你要什么就每天让他雇直升机给你空投。", "question": "如果突然在我半径 20 米内所有生物都会死亡？该怎么生活?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，没收了~", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1506723"}
{"text": "黑喵给与单推", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "突然想起高兴的事，比如老婆生孩子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "可恶，这样的怪兽，完全坚持不到3分钟才放大招啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4FQkZwvMyNWTLgic2ePdN1diaYW2xbqY9pFFrusSYTeiaIglyMWD4LUXnw"}
{"text": "这位顾客，有东西没付钱吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhqieuh888j30ci0el0ub"}
{"text": "你的作业写的太好了，老师要把你的作业本留下来给老师以后教的学生看看。奖励你一个新本子和一支钢笔，别骄傲，继续努力。这学期你进步很快，作业本上能看到你的进步。老师很感动，把你的作业本留下来给老师以后教的学生看看。奖励你一个新本子和一支钢笔，别骄傲，继续努力。你的学习成绩普普通通，但是态度一向认真，老师要向别的同学介绍你的态度，把你的作业本给他们看。奖励你一个新本子和一支钢笔，别骄傲，继续努力。你最近的表现不行，老师看到你的作业本很生气。给你一个新本子，从头开始吧。", "question": "把学生的作文本染上辣条该如何补救?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请看。这是源自京都的传统工艺品般的板状物体，非常漂亮。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1354385"}
{"text": "小狗：你不要过来啊！你过来我就咬你啦（一边往后退一小步），真的！我超级凶的！你看我的牙很尖的。（这时大狗往前走一步），啊啊哦哦，救命！救命啊！以大欺小啦！杀狗啦！出狗命啦！你往后退啊，走开啊！（小狗往前颤抖的走出一步）我咬你了哦！我要上了，你再不走我真咬了！你走啊！我求求你了，你不要这样好不好啊，你都这么大的狗了，你怎么好意思欺负我，你简直不是个东西！嘤嘤嘤呜呜呜！大狗内心：（啥玩意儿啊？它咋啦这么激动，狗语口音咋这么浓，听不懂啊。该不会是个戏精吧。我跟它打招呼会不会被讹上？算了我就不讲话。看看它到底想干嘛。。。）", "question": "为什么小狗和大狗相遇，小狗叫的很凶，而大狗沉默不语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桃太郎：你有见到稚鸡那小子吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjwpr0p2CrFYj1sJtGBc0QDDFDIRwTLBVS0j4DfR3c9slthb5SLhAjOwc1huY7Q00wsPiarNaGhj6A"}
{"text": "美杜莎在那裡", "question": null, "star": 310, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "要去狩猎结果体测不合格", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0kCicQOVb91nTG2FR5LFjHG2QcicDCAcQTn78ff6EQNkU6HyuMn1MRRag"}
{"text": "暑假作业每天写一页就能做完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7uhna1jy4j30ci0elwfi"}
{"text": "果然，出来杉君不会出现。", "question": "当安妮和哆啦A梦进行梦幻合作时，常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2843115"}
{"text": "这是刚刚你不小心落在我那儿的东西吧", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1gb21bceae4j20yi17vx2w"}
{"text": "掉进陷阱了呢，真可怜。我来帮你填上。", "question": null, "star": 601, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506300"}
{"text": "当然是面包车……可以带着全宿舍的人一起去上课！", "question": "大学生在学校里开什么车显得不那么高调装逼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你都上高中了，怎么还不会微积分？什么，教材没讲，没讲你不会自学呀？顺手扔过来一本《托马斯微积分》！ 而且，原文版。这就是我爹！", "question": "父母是大学教授是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "秒速5厘米", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "我目睹了一场谋杀！但我是一头鳄鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5IOwOj2q79fhicSRbLF25QIMfoeNfGoQ1DkpqJiaEf6wn9gicTpyav5gkg"}
{"text": "今天没有比赛吧...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4852117"}
{"text": "快来看，小刚在模仿十字架！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrESXAKFH1bRDMkicrJMHQIT276meXpHALx6oibBTdH49yvT5Ls6CEDZVcw"}
{"text": "狗是知道的。猫只知道你孝顺不孝顺。", "question": "宠物知道你爱它吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEZP0pfLEgWs1tIQmqmibuaXOFTsJ2icOHL9G0zicUU65CUSK2HIU4aYSgg"}
{"text": "视力检查（团体赛）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee3s2xqsmvj20at09t74u"}
{"text": "挑畔体育老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv5tt9qnsbj30ci0el775"}
{"text": "他爸在旁边给小孩扔花生子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6El5zvFnCUiaGNGsu04ibwJDIxzNMicrCoJH17fMybW7wFJrjGJ6R0L6CIRQ"}
{"text": "大横纲的四股也不如它强。", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "不要抢镜好不好！就说你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8pjv81tm8j20g30fb0tp"}
{"text": "当别人说你儿子和你长得不像时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITMhxURv7EVQv7jco3xu29QPD0LSsMOmbmtoLUXzXZz6CgLDEahiaZWuQ"}
{"text": "因为你永远也不知道，父母什么时候会带着客人来你家。大门打开的时候，你才会明白，厕所门离你有多远_(:3」∠❀)_。你能想象当初我坐在马桶上,没穿裤子 看着一串阿姨，笑着说阿姨好的样子吗(ಥ_ಥ)，我那十几年的高冷形象啊(ﾉಥ益ಥ)从此我上厕所不但要关门还要上锁|ω・）", "question": "自己在家拉屎，为什么也要关门？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我给公司新来的同事展示如何完成一些我自己都不知道怎么做的工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXJg9qE6KbLX0Q2aLnYjBxzQnibTpibl1hbptFuvgAGR0x163VbG1or88g"}
{"text": "1、吃火锅绝对不能先放土豆和粉条，会糊汤！！！2、吃大盘鸡夹鸡爪和鸡翅膀之前要问一下才够礼貌！！！3、一起合点麻辣烫的时候请不要擅自加蒜泥！！！4、在沿海城市吃鱼不要随便翻面！！！5、和人分享吃薯条要把番茄酱挤到一侧，不能全部挤到薯条上！！！6、往炸鸡上挤柠檬汁前一定要问！！！7、帮人舀排骨汤一定要记得放排骨啊！！！8、香菜有可能巩固友情，也可能摧毁友谊，不要自作主张放香菜，一定要搞清楚别人吃不吃！！！9、芝士蛋糕、千层蛋糕、慕斯、冰皮点心请务必买回后马上立刻放进冰箱！！！10、不要取笑任何一个喝脱脂奶拿铁的人，他一定有不可言说的悲伤！！！11、吃烤肉的时候，请务必把辣椒面撒在自己碟子里而不是烤盘里！！！12、永远不做那个夹最后一块红烧肉，最后一块糖醋小排，最后一颗毛豆的人。", "question": "有哪些大家不说，但需要知道的社会规则？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次做牙齿矫正，全程很顺利，跟我妈岁数差不多大的女牙医交代完注意事项后，问我，你有男朋友么？有。也做了矫正么？嗯。那你们，小心点，别勾上了来找我。您是都经历了什么故事？", "question": "在医院时，大夫对你说过哪些令你震惊的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗衣机准备好了，可以启动了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4584270"}
{"text": "你可以尝到对方舌苔的味道——大概就是各种细菌和脱落上皮的混合口味。动作快的话，还可以舔到他上一顿吃了啥。记得舌头一定要够湿，因为只有唾液溶解了这些，才能被味蕾感受到。勇敢的少年啊，快去试试吧。PS：by the way，卤猪舌并不是舌头该有的味道，那只是调料的味道。", "question": "当舌头舔舌头时会有味道吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被惩罚的人", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "原来「母亲节」不是打扮成妈妈的日子吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3zgk95m85j30ci0el3zy"}
{"text": "梦见怀孕，结果生了三包方便面，哭醒了。", "question": "你们做过的最离奇的梦是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "随后不幸的是室外机掉落并击中了目标。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6661073"}
{"text": "快别拉拉扯扯的，你家夫人都看见了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "我们将清除聚集在照明设备上的害虫。", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "这是什么？这是什么姿势？解释一下！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5385389"}
{"text": "在地球最后一天吃午餐，正是陨石撞击即将消失的场景。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494693"}
{"text": "这个需要退还1000日元。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177757"}
{"text": "直接问是不是处女", "question": "如何让相亲的女方反感自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加！你才是从袜子破洞里伸出来的大拇趴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3dofnukcuj20n00upju8"}
{"text": "总觉得性别反了。", "question": "和不成熟男人谈恋爱是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伊弗利特与希瓦的一夜之过失而诞生。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369559"}
{"text": "大雄，你又放屁了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBy6flwhPMU6BnsykHib2vq4dlJibh9HCWIZ08G51GJRMSSPy6BW5xUTzg"}
{"text": "「你对象多高啊？」我脱口而出：「185。」然而对方疑惑一下又突然懂了的表情……本来我没想过出柜啊……", "question": "事后才感觉「好像有哪里不对」是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "痒消失了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828515"}
{"text": "对待新男女朋友的态度：女生有新男友了会选择「保存并覆盖」。男生有新女朋友了则是「文件另存为」。", "question": "男人和女人在思维上的差异是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下一个宫川大辅参加的祭典就是这个！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3149718"}
{"text": "「今后请多关照！」购买新车后亲了一下方向盘被变成汽车的大叔魔法解除了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxsb6f0bstj30ci0eltc4"}
{"text": "碰瓷的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsvegdu923j30ci0elq6l"}
{"text": "被投出的三分球视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egcpurig71j20b508yt9o"}
{"text": "如果这不是个假新闻的话，只想问问医院，赔偿老母鸡是怎么个意思？大家都知道，坐月子要喝鸡汤补一补，你们这是反讽吗？难道是在暗示你们没写错，这位女士确实有这么多流产早产史，急需补一补？非常支持文中女士以法律武器保护自己，这个医院明显是想把人往绝路上逼啊。已经不是简单的侵犯名誉权的问题了，简直就是谋杀！", "question": "如何看待女子体检报告其流产 7 次早产 24 次，医院称写错了赔 2 只老母鸡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "站立了！想错过儿子成长吗！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h90y2l7jm2j30ci0elabk"}
{"text": "我们是匿名者！在扮演。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516037"}
{"text": "下面表演一个模仿秀：1企鹅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ftjqsx1pmrj20m80phdhu"}
{"text": "嫁人", "question": "声乐专业就业方向有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果ASUKA和CHAGE在一起，那就是他们两人正在唱歌的证据。", "question": "Lady Gaga曾经说过：“如果你有阴影，那是因为有光照射在你身上。”", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975434"}
{"text": "不放过任何一个支线任务的玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xH5wXPWxtAHn6tBnPQNSvM5oyIkDXHNwq4cBWcoPg6DO4VPJsVibDqT9A"}
{"text": "快来让我骑上你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "99021"}
{"text": "你昨天撞到女性后逃逸了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyntzr52qyj30ci0eltcs"}
{"text": "我一向前她们就这反应", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc6lozxyhhj30ci0elwiv"}
{"text": "简讯：近日，我市教育局接到群众举报，辖区内存在一处非法办学的教育机构。市教育局对此高度重视，迅速行动，及时与社区、公安、消防、城管等部门取得联系，对这所名为「霍格沃茨职业技术学院」的学校进行实地核查。在调查中，发现了诸多问题，该学校不具办学资质，却开校招生多年，犯罪嫌疑人邓某对犯罪事实供认不讳，其交代学校从 993 年开始无证办学的犯罪事实。在进一步调查取证中，警方还发现该学校私自饲养猫头鹰、蛇、石像怪等野生保护动物，致使该校学生桃某不幸丧生，涉嫌违反《中华人民共和国野生动物保护法》；生产销售假药罪，私自制作药剂。涉嫌违反《中华人民共和国药品管理法》。目前，霍格沃茨职业技术学院已被依法查封。邓某等一众学校高层已被依法刑事拘留。「霍格沃茨非法办学案」还在进一步调查审理之中。我市教育局要求，要严查严管，形成整治非法办学行为的合力。各区县政府和开发区管委会要进一步多措并举，安排专门力量，明确具体责任部门和责任人，进一步强化工作力度，丰富和完善工作举措，打好「组合拳」，形成治理非法办学的合力。", "question": "如果《哈利 · 波特》的故事发生在中国，会是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么，今天就穿这件衣服啦", "question": null, "star": 103, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "因为锅底贵..................", "question": "为什么一个人的时候不敢去吃火锅？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我居然在打工……", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3173816"}
{"text": "澳洲总理前来度假", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicgCsdDviaYSjYoCLYibL7lFMibw0cLOQcTc6lQR4aFWyUH5iao1GWM1qQtw"}
{"text": "打铃交卷了，这位同学请停笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOX2HvqUt5SHz3rT9UQicgPfLBsAS3R5uicUg5PgAcBKJTmtiaHmHoicuPkbA"}
{"text": "十九万八千元。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7016803"}
{"text": "「要……要杀要别要带回家好好养随便你！！！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elbxm9dsqpj20be09u3zx"}
{"text": "这不科学，磁场不是包治百病的吗", "question": "如何看待深圳市民抗议建设高架磁悬浮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "屈原听说鸡蛋来了", "question": null, "star": 118, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "爸爸妈妈：我们这几天有点事，你在家要好好照顾自己哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTB4COGzWZEsegfoia9aQ3WwibxfVeE7qyVtS16sJ0E72d2khicflrR6Asfg"}
{"text": "这个因人而异吧毕竟，分手半年后和新男友走在街上突然收到前男友发来一条消息“我们不要冷战了好吗”？？？？？", "question": "一般情侣之间冷战多久就算是分手了?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为总有人不关门。 ", "question": "为什么银行空调温度要开那么低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快抓住我的手！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUyc07xDWR4YPfhV6OqSzxAGSzQFo8L3QmrM4EyZYuYSjfPZiaIC2QiaZXw"}
{"text": "我在玩太鼓达人的时候，有个不良少年来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3528708"}
{"text": "不知道这是什么语言", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6638866"}
{"text": "左右手交互玩起来真有趣！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861529"}
{"text": "母上大人来美帝看我，嘴馋了，缠着老妈帮我做几个包子，老妈面露难色:其它都好说，就是这面老是和不好。没事，妈，您儿子做啥的？家里厨房能没有天平（电子秤）和量杯么？我平时自己做饭都靠这个的。重复文献（对着菜谱做）而已，基本功啊！我妈听完，对我是否学傻了深表忧虑，同时感到她的 30 年厨艺受到了深深的侮辱。但是架不住我的软磨硬泡，开始称面粉，称酵母粉，量水，量油，混合均匀……2 分钟后……这秤和杯子中国有卖的么？咱家里厨房也要！老妈面对完美的面团震撼不已，啧啧称奇。人民币加起来不到 100 块，妈。拉瓦锡将天平引入化学，标志着化学从此可以称为科学。恭喜您刚刚体验了化学从炼金术走向科学的伟大历史瞬间。这是真事，不是段子。电子秤和量杯，用过的都说好。我最近在考虑，温度计，计时器和火焰喷灯，应该也要引入厨房才好。吃货的执念……", "question": "懂化学是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "格斗游戏中选择同一角色对战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eadlo9j48hj20bn0bvgmy"}
{"text": "给！这是你这个月的工资！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g36lkufptmj20kl0rgq50"}
{"text": "一个师兄的致谢大概是：在这里对我的儿子说一声对不起，本想把博士论文作为你的出生礼物，没想到你已经六个月了，我才完成博士论文。", "question": "你的博士论文致谢部分，都有哪些想说的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糊里糊涂", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "里面的人听着，交出臭豆腐蛋，交出臭豆腐蛋！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "君子兰花", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535575"}
{"text": "三个人民币玩家和一个免费玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibFx9XiaFp3DrtUCvUcqib8jZMDJMWolTicEG7lRRxuzEPnKS7hX2rGfhQA"}
{"text": "把吃的满脸都是的妹妹拿去洗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "你们工科的已经挣钱比我们多了，工作比我们好找了，然后你们还要求逼格比理科生高，还让不让学理的活了？咱们以后还能不能一起愉快地鄙视文科生了？", "question": "理科生为什么看不起工科生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不知道为啥这里有好多熟人出来打招呼的时候才发现，原来是自己的葬礼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0t9cicYB2EA46QMVSsQz6TFtQfUQQLYTDoickHuWflbYprTVFjxgd9I30w"}
{"text": "曾经周末的时候跟某女吃饭，她突然掩嘴小惊呼：“哎呀，经理在催本周的部门周报了。”我说：“啊，那你是不是要赶回去加班？”她说：“不用，不用。稍等一下。”于是，熟练的拨打了一个号码，“喂，东西做好没？……哦，那你赶紧发我邮箱吧，经理催了。谢谢啊。”我说：“你手下还有兵？”她“咯咯”一笑:\"不是啦，是追我的一个博士，我的工作都交给他了。\"over", "question": "最适合女性的移动办公数码设备组合是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦A梦", "question": "孩子起的闪亮名字太可怜了。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7122076"}
{"text": "面包三代。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "只有在网上会议的时候才有用好吧？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVmSIT7wjPX23DvlQPJrKJaHM5HLyiacmCmib97LFd4ibt941awACQBMNlA"}
{"text": "到了正月，就想买年糕和糯米团子。", "question": "小泉 爱情 故事", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4275251"}
{"text": "你有没有意识到，自己也是父母了。", "question": "领证后婚礼前怀孕了，父母觉得丢人，让我做掉，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只记得在猫咪咖啡馆喝太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr64bapn4ej30ci0eljzi"}
{"text": "反正 80，90，00 都是被毁掉的一代。那么问题来了，毁掉他们的主语是哪一代人？？？", "question": "为什么有人说「00 后是被毁掉的一代」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打电话投诉市政局公共电话亭太窄了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "大半夜的楼上特别吵", "question": null, "star": 339, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr3sg54i0yj60u00xcar202"}
{"text": "每天", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "两人遭到狙击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCql064wr4I7x9ZpLp51NRX8ttlh72rNbOmkdJNpxWVbCqrhMH3iciceS8g"}
{"text": "从刚才开始，隔壁的不良少年就一直切面条。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5441070"}
{"text": "交暑假作业时，大家交起了自己不知道的作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gupdsoq6u2j60ci0elq6i02"}
{"text": "怎么？这是前世的记忆吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPXicOWg6DNRUq1CoibcPxNA9CHiabtBJHwZFZx3OXCFckeYpibNsib7dicnow"}
{"text": "我就这样戒烟了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAHRJ91VeiabRMoToju72KnCicdg8Go2Via10ic4wbfRqRZ8bZVsic3Q7lqOg"}
{"text": "土木系的我带着新找的女朋友去学校玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotZOHicQhbm0EsOY1rRdXT2yPLy4mBP8gQ5D5ECvcZ8icTAH4S6qCYyiaicw"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7339793"}
{"text": "背带裤买大了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "我只要种子。", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "你围巾是不是掉汤里了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoid6c1eelj20ax05pt9g"}
{"text": "尿检颜色不正常。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510042"}
{"text": "老公？你不是去加班了吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "大二的时候，室友沉迷游戏，然而某一天手机屏幕摔坏了，有一半屏幕是黑的。「玩不了游戏好难受啊！」我以为他会这样。有一次看到他在游戏中激烈地战斗，好奇他怎么做到的，去看了一眼：就黑着一半屏幕该怎么打怎么打，没有视野的时候，就把手机反转过来就获得了之前黑的那一半屏幕的画面……", "question": "有哪些稳中带皮的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我来晚了。", "question": "法学生如何取一个专业又有内涵的微信名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "教练：狗爬式都学不会，死了算逑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3NKTUXicp8kwvXFYOBvCh7uuWxaFLDspqjlRlHw4mLm4qCFxIqGVsI5g"}
{"text": "大哥哥/大叔", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "颠覆传统。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4771533"}
{"text": "全员都忘带眼镜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaSvN1e1kEnUiciajWA168gAHhO7nbWWY6oHyo1Pvutu4EK29cHWxBX1Qg"}
{"text": "晚上在电视上播放。", "question": "能否请你尽量简洁地介绍一下你推荐的深夜动画？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2647997"}
{"text": "你们的生发灵不是抹全身的？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "看到队里新来一个帅哥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20mxuABns8y7qTRjp2tpyiaoACM9TNJJRibONAg6Jrx0cQicmsIs5fwHPUg"}
{"text": "看脑袋左边女子领先看身体右边男子领先", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu25i6ttioj30ci0elq6j"}
{"text": "老鹰捉小鸡游戏进入最终对决", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MZVGWUBOvZicYeUVAD9SwibUlNLCuZSxibKicyp3azSfObSoOdYvuwP1K9g"}
{"text": "在森林中坚强地生活下去。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998956"}
{"text": "露营时给她的情书派上了用场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ervx1imhzlj209n08bdhm"}
{"text": "拉完发现裤子还没脱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iadDIyzN87jx1ZR9C8el5FED5cz6XPP7rQyz3IsTrqYzxYxhG9SXpSOw"}
{"text": "还是买个口罩比较好。", "question": "对二十年前的人说，他们也不会理解。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398885"}
{"text": "猫咪赢了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2863179"}
{"text": "疼", "question": "为什么年轻人越来越不想生孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没错，长刀才归我介错人", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "大哥！就是他！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "有一次邻居半夜玩跳舞机太吵了，我过去敲门。敲了半天门终于开了，那女的挪了个大橱柜堵在门口，手里还拎着一个开水壶。", "question": "女性一人在外地租房，遇到陌生男人敲门怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新T恤", "question": "银河系战士阿修罗·雷的飞行员常有的事", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6283627"}
{"text": "终于在自动售货机下面找到了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7099068"}
{"text": "儿子写日记 : \" 夜深了，妈妈在打麻将，爸爸在上网……\"爸爸检查时，很不满意地说 : \" 日记源于生活，但要高于生活 ！\"孩子马上修改为 : \" 夜深了，妈妈在赌钱，爸爸在网恋……\"爸爸更不满了，愤怒地说 : \" 看看报纸是怎样写的。一定要提倡正能量，以正面宣传为主！”孩子再修改为 : \" 夜深了，妈妈在研究经济，爸爸在研究互联网 + 生活……\"爸爸看后说，这还差不多，但深度不够，有待进一步提高！以后你长大了成了硕士研究生，你就知道应该这么写了：“妈妈在研究信息不对称状态下的动态博弈，爸爸在研究人工智能与情感供给侧的新兴组合。‘’爸爸接着说，要是你打算成为博士，得这样写：‘’妈妈在研究复杂群体中多因素干扰及信息不对称状态下的新型“囚徒困境”博弈；爸爸研究的是：大数据视角下的六度空间理论在情感供给侧匹配中的创新与实践。", "question": "本科、硕士和博士有何区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄是洛克人！洛克人的胸口好痒啊！ —— 四分卫广美", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "题主有见过太阳么……", "question": "为什么我们看不到特别亮的星星？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别提结婚的事了，没那个缘分。我们都要活着回来。就凭我们的战力，肯定能行！我们还跟街上的孩子们有约呢！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5648733"}
{"text": "XL OL", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibn8icH4JfgwKMxjQGIMzBormqNWiamPJInegaia6IOeBJ2K6OUcsmL5VjA"}
{"text": "搬户回巢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWK863a6hZicYglr9k0TEd2y8WUquBdFmvuHl1h1icr43kcHkmY6rJllJw"}
{"text": "吉大学子弱弱的说一句，我所在的大学，有堪称景点的城市( ˙-˙ )", "question": "你所在的城市有哪些堪称「景点」的大学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "专门帮富家公子把电话捂热的仆人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdyCXqukVjR1oTfPLs2ezx2OCL7FXSbjBa6BRibqJ3rhNEIR1o2RJ65AQ"}
{"text": "强力胶受害狗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "椅子的腿被夹住了。", "question": "这种糖我讨厌！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5968746"}
{"text": "你看天鹅生下来的时候和爸爸颜色也不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YU81QqyibZESw0qj2PSoHwibbUIwKhiad3ic8oPL1lhUUmjWYaMibvVIvuUQ"}
{"text": "看魔术的观众烦死人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcz4w80kx1j30ci0el0w5"}
{"text": "当你开口叫我的名字爷爷在此！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JV3SqgE8HpQKBVpaosAxctlrnNYeeIdmNYaymgHpTk1EmyHGKtmwicHUg"}
{"text": "在自己的厕所里溺水。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "289676"}
{"text": "「因为你打不过我们，等你打得过了，我们就会跟你开始讲道理了。」", "question": "孩子问「为什么我做错了大人可以打我，大人错了我不能打他们？」时应该怎么回答比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像有刺客进宫了！你看到了吗？没有。我也没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAqeQ1XwsyqbHLpQbyqG1AuLiaf2y0SrwHINelgYVICh3oXDlP7ReqwtA"}
{"text": "起诉迪士尼侵权，天下还有比这更班门弄斧的行为吗？", "question": "香港万达集团起诉迪士尼侵权，称《旺达幻视》侵犯 Wanda 商标，谁的胜算更大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不行，干垃圾要扔到那边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToDyEdZtvyic1mygDta6UClfp6RLXR1tancZ8hyxuPlrvyLujbjjFSZrBg"}
{"text": "因为那是一部港片。", "question": "《上海滩》这首歌为什么是用粤语而不是上海话唱的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大学僵尸玩家好厉害啊（哭泣）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4373461"}
{"text": "千叶雄大，你要忍住吗？", "question": "狐狸现在在想什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5913645"}
{"text": "被召唤。", "question": "你去国会干什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158897"}
{"text": "我怀孕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GDwAR9myjOkJrkyvdaGja92ll0vpRUwE2rZUGFbZVpKia9N6XMfP25VzP1nu3mBvB1suDPAtbtmtw"}
{"text": "地震没有被夸大。", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "当初应该去考公务员的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0gXJUlWX5YtuQRJklcKOG9zDia5l19DmVNg6oqhgicMxk1S73T6sY6HmQ"}
{"text": "我以为是瞬间的山峦和山谷画。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6069402"}
{"text": "在车窗边伸出手指时，手掌感受到的风压有种淡淡的触感。", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "啊！老爸回来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyfs1li1vqj30ci0eldji"}
{"text": "必看】不喝咖啡就能消除睡意的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9iaVl6rF6HvibMdFETJ56NyF5XOzuBrDGlvXq19vp5lALvGslIFwwtBdg"}
{"text": "明明只是咬了一个松球，却感觉变强了很多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3WYbSgfZApXVUnciacGvJMnIZicRibt2efOOhrwowCHyf82Kia4ICer15xw"}
{"text": "当然要主动加啊，不然谁拉你进没有导师的那个群呢。", "question": "刚被导师拉进他的研究生群，要不要主动加师兄师姐的微信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我感觉有点撑到胃了。", "question": "小面包人受伤的一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3719528"}
{"text": "在睡觉的时候被带来挑战也无法获胜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6869448"}
{"text": "对上天许愿清除关于前男友的记忆后的回忆画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4cbaaKYofE4fZgibq9qt1tP7NQ0bOVjbhBP0m4TV0nj8gSmVTOvy6pYA"}
{"text": "皇军托我给您带个话。", "question": "怎样含蓄地表达「我已经被收买了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看完小电影把餐盒都给捅漏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnereqqtRvmVU4smIOCR9Sbo4Z0wUVfzXKc7G4LCia9YflML28jWt4GJrNA"}
{"text": "下载了几个 G 的 H 漫，放在我的文档某个隐藏文件夹。家父把屏保图片来源设置为我的文档。OH！MY！GOD！", "question": "你所经历最羞耻的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小心！他想自杀！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385980"}
{"text": "鬼灭之刃的续集啊！", "question": "用破灭的使者这个词写一篇积极向上的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6196719"}
{"text": "妈妈不愿意拿去的便当成了丈夫的早餐。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384853"}
{"text": "今天有加班。", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "事到如今，地图错拿成桌布这事儿已经说不出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h82kaorhaaj30ci0elabf"}
{"text": "你搞错了！这不是伞..", "question": null, "star": 174, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goctni3lonj610n1cvgrd02"}
{"text": "V50开封菜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "啊！可能会变成伤痕累累的罗拉失败了！嘻嘻", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "难道不是“道上兄弟教弟兄上道”？", "question": "诺兰导演的新电影《TENET（信条）》有无更加信达雅的中文译名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，旅馆...（来自北方的国家）。", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "韩国民众气得要死，喷血了WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "335316"}
{"text": "小婴儿也有烦恼啊，比如：为什么妈妈今天抱着我才不到八百个小时就把我放下了？睡着了就不抱了？什么叫她歇一歇？没天理啊，我哭得伤心欲绝。我才二十斤妈妈为什么就非说她抱不动我了？哭的我泪眼婆娑。妈妈为什么不让我睡在她的大床上，我就不能挨着她睡觉吗？哭的我楚楚可怜。我的小床为什么有栏杆，为什么不能给我安排一个八百平米的大床让我随意翻滚。我直接就是鲤鱼打挺式暴哭。我感觉到饿了，我都哼唧了三秒钟了，为什么妈妈还是没有领会我的意思，她怎么啥都不懂！为什么冲奶粉喂我这点小事需要至少十秒钟那么久，想饿昏我这个大宝宝吗？我撒泼打滚哭的花枝乱颤。坐车的时候为什么不抱我了，安全座椅滚开啊！！我必须捶胸顿足的哭。怎么又给我打针了，什么叫疫苗？妈妈你是个叛徒吗？躺在护士站的操作台上，原地暴风哭泣。安抚奶嘴掉地上了怎么啦？就不能一秒钟之内洗干净塞回我的嘴里吗？急的我梨花带雨。头发就不能随意给我抓着玩吗？假哭一下看看妈妈的表现再说。妈妈有好几秒钟没关注我了，浅哭两声吸引一下她的注意力吧。睡得好好的，突然我就翻了个身趴在了床上，迷迷糊糊的醒来，我是谁？我在哪？我在干什么？我怎么醒了？我想睡觉，可是我不会往回翻身啊啊啊啊啊！妈妈怎么在睡觉，快来救我啊！呜哇哇哇哇哇哇……妈妈快来把我翻回去啊！！！！！！！！深夜泪奔，撕心裂肺。这个黑了吧唧的小老头是谁？他为什么要抱我？什么他说他是姥爷？撒谎，我姥爷不是白色的吗昨天我还见过他呢，什么叫晒了一天晒黑了？肯定是陌生人在骗我，这个怪老头到底是谁啊！妈妈快救我啊！我哭的肝肠寸断。我玩的好好的 / 睡得好好的，突然砰一声，吓死宝宝了，妈妈居然还在大笑，说些什么我放屁了什么的，我也听不懂。什么啊！宝宝吓着了妈妈还在笑！气死我了，咧嘴就哭。……嗯，这些应该都是我儿子平时攒下的噩梦素材吧……", "question": "婴儿未经世事，为什么会做噩梦，在梦中哭醒呢?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在天空回归的日子也是幸福的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6626713"}
{"text": "同一家理发店", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7301754"}
{"text": "夫妻相声。", "question": "我不想被她关在那个无法逃脱的房间里。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7318627"}
{"text": "「队长！胃酸！大量胃酸！！『坚持住！过了这儿明早就进厕所了！让他见识下玉米的厉害！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h19ffkrfquj30ci0eldk0"}
{"text": "是不是从两人出局开始的野球？", "question": "这似乎是一个齿轮般的棒球漫画台词？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7289718"}
{"text": "田中说他要退团啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpVZuKPSEwMnWntB9MTD00XJ8QV4mtF7ueAEUOdzU3JbO0MoZVb2XRzg"}
{"text": "除了会议。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1371143"}
{"text": "逢假期就会出现的特技：睡一整天都不用翻身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqDxZPkbqSZzuvDfTCjVnjvvmBLwECmY40GDaRvcmQCyMpNYjicZSMkChxXjzBuuk1ibJficJibjIMew"}
{"text": "唉，我把雪洞的天花板弄开了，出现了一个这么大的熊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1893847"}
{"text": "大家静静，我游泳拿第一的时候也没有吃药", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "下周播出。", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "没叫我！我走啦！", "question": "别叫了，回去吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7324787"}
{"text": "田中总是过度反应，这次他踩到了画笔。", "question": null, "star": 160, "type": "I2T", "image": "1270521"}
{"text": "哎呀！面包超人！做出这种表情！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7308103"}
{"text": "受不了制服诱惑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjIkZDcspWrpLXeGy0DQGPr72UP8OPna608jY7BMtkfk3ontO58JCmCA"}
{"text": "钢笔墨水这种东西，就是写在纸上，一滴水就化得干干净净；沾在手或者衣服上，怎么刷都刷不掉。不说了，都半夜十二点了，我还在洗衣服。", "question": "大家有什么被钢笔水坑过的瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "住后假装跟自己很熟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcw00tgzw1j30ci0eljwd"}
{"text": "三叶草和阿迪有什么联系？还不是让人能容易辨识。", "question": "痛仰乐队的标志为什么是哪吒？有什么含义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "违法就有很多人为你花费时间。", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "同式神生档“斜着过，斜着过”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B628689gHtibNqQRuIlLYO5IfuDmh0XFAfs6Qy01FVBibk6SSEfhy4XWTibyq4w"}
{"text": "比赛结束双方队员交换口香糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN6qwia8khSWu3ibrY30xTRLeicMdaAAWMT5JKzQAHVCauoh8ibpFx36JFWNg"}
{"text": "我在优步美食上订了寿司的人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922836"}
{"text": "抛高高失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1ftqrl2op3cj20m30rowh9"}
{"text": "剩下99%都无所谓。", "question": "只需超越昨天的自己1%。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5701072"}
{"text": "仰天大笑出门去，我辈岂是", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8Y1XKiaybz3Uoob4k9pZXajQeRROhDiaTObicUyVS0Ovbpr2ia9jdVeica6g"}
{"text": "我们孩子也挺喜欢的，就问你八十卖不卖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJK8RW8AekjKVdwAFQibfn8IXdQyaGbKmZtmDuQevduN7xGe3PyfWHPYw"}
{"text": "改变的人们", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873757"}
{"text": "今年应该能好好生长吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506570"}
{"text": "快上来……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "小区新修的游泳池开放了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtnMEQhKDVVb247jZsgsB9HRLu1mTBXyKlsummPb5o4rEprughskscIQ"}
{"text": "上火。", "question": "如果吃一小勺太阳会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到我孙扔出竹蜻蜓的那一刹那他就死了。", "question": null, "star": 150, "type": "I2T", "image": "5740491"}
{"text": "无情口 -> 冷酷无情的话语", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5060929"}
{"text": "三点钟啦，做喵啊做，饮茶先啦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "太晚了，还没识字就该学，这样她人生中的母语就成了 python，以后还得了。以后交流起来：1. 普通小孩都是：爸爸，如果我考到满分，能不能给我买个玩具python 小孩：if my_score == 100:\r  my_toys.append(\"新玩具\")\r2. 普通小孩都是：爸爸，我不想起床不想起床不想起床不想起床……python 小孩：print(\"爸爸，我不想起床\"*100)\r3.普通小孩都是：爸爸，我想买冰淇淋吃……python 小孩：while True：\r  print(\"爸爸，我想买冰淇淋吃……\")\r  if get(\"冰淇淋\") or get(\"毒打\")：\r      break\r中阶版来了：4. 普通小孩：我来看看知乎上有什么好书推荐，浏览回答……python 小孩：import requests\rimport re\rimport pandas as pd\r\rheaders = {\r    'User-Agent':'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/63.0.3239.132 Safari/537.36 QIHU 360SE'\r}\rpandas_data = []\r\rdef getBooksAndAnswers(qid):\r    pass\r    return max(book)\r\rprint(\"%s这本书出现次数最多，一定很值得看\"%getBooksAndAnswers(281789365))\r5. 普通小孩：「这次考试复习的怎么样呀？」「爸爸，我这次都复习两遍了，考试应该不成问题」python 小孩：from sklearn import linear_model\rlinear = linear_model.LinearRegression()\rlinear.fit(x, y)\rpredicted_y = linear.predict(predict_x)\r\rprint(\"爸爸，我复习过一遍了，应该能考%d分\"%predicted_y) ", "question": "我女儿刚刚学会走路，我是否该在她会识字后就立马教她Python？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是电影小偷，而是讨厌的YouTuber被逮捕了。", "question": "剧场版的常见事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139082"}
{"text": "你只吃了 Baumkuchen 的中间部分吗？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7267022"}
{"text": "大学生侦探", "question": "动画中理所当然存在的、毫无违和感就能接受的事物例子：片头画面。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3662979"}
{"text": "这身材……合手姿势……蓝色口罩……好可爱啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf3sxf02uhj30ci0eljw7"}
{"text": "是我赢了，晚安，然后就睡着了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383618"}
{"text": "被上司要求写的调查问卷，填到最后一页才发现是辞职意愿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCqYIKic0icGDxGJOLy3AUsQqyR8bQ5ZrqfJHMzJNE8taWICCCicdEcNcy7A"}
{"text": "请把我埋在，在这春天里", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "意味着 2020 年了终于有人去看协议了……炒呗…… ", "question": "微软声明「因超出合理控制范围的情况而导致无法履行或延迟履行其义务，不承担任何责任或义务」，意味着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可惜还没擦就没了。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6365530"}
{"text": "邻桌的结账。", "question": "在旋转寿司店，我不希望这个转到我这里来。", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "3374345"}
{"text": "这是我的新玩具吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2053327"}
{"text": "我一直都很在意那只试图过马路的鸳鸯母子。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1717204"}
{"text": "大家都不要找女朋友，等她们嫁不出去了，找女朋友就容易了。", "question": "如何看待「双十一不要买东西，库存变大，后面会更便宜」的说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出去、安全、好好的！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3599991"}
{"text": "因为真的很 TM 痛。", "question": "喜欢的女生突然和我说自己生理痛，是有什么特别含义么？是不是说明我们的关系进步了？她为什么会和我说这些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你投稿做得很好啊。", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "7276390"}
{"text": "和平复合是本手，不复合是妙手，另寻新欢、狗血复合等是俗手。", "question": "《梦华录》张好好和池衙内为什么会分手？这类激情吵架分手，还能复合吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就许你给手机贴膜不兴我给桌子贴膜。", "question": "为什么以前人喜欢在桌子上面放一块玻璃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还可以使用3次以上的回转券", "question": "抽了一次一万日元的扭蛋，出了什么啊？", "star": 68, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663022"}
{"text": "看似孤独，但实是自由。", "question": "为什么一些生活中很外向开朗的人会喜欢孤独，经常独来独往？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "像突然间有了软肋，并且还失去了铠甲。", "question": "MacBook 上安装 Windows 后的使用体验如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那就，春天夏天秋天冬天", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "无人机勾到妈妈的围巾了", "question": null, "star": 431, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "把烦恼全部抛到脑后的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib6lX9gGBeuHLWs75iaD0Ujd0ibnwJaDHFYwk1fiaDTVmShicB39sibcNZxkw"}
{"text": "静香要上高中了？？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064114"}
{"text": "再许那种愿望试试？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "想起来一个笑话。我叫宇文天（复姓宇文），在初中教数学。班上有一个孩子一直叫我yu老师，让我很尴尬。有一次我找到他，“以后你叫我宇文老师就行”。他愣了一秒，“可，可是您是教数学的啊”", "question": "拥有稀有姓氏是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "经过熟睡的兔子时的脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvqDrAtTBicnfCkSBC5dIq12woWEdhkDNTNod2MibtocjP9VY0vvT7HePA"}
{"text": "仅仅摆出菖蒲姿势，无意识地就驱赶了两个恶灵的菖蒲。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6630035"}
{"text": "我很费解… 你是怎么知道别人怎么擦的？", "question": "为什么别人擦屁股用五六格纸就能擦干净，而我擦屁股就特别废纸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赛车游戏的戒断症状", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387130"}
{"text": "龙珠：复活的弗电影真人版的质量很低。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384674"}
{"text": "哈利开学了，哈利上课了，哈利下课了，哈利出事了，哈利没事了，哈利又放假了。", "question": "《哈利·波特》讲了个什么故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沙发的黏性太强了，让人无法动弹，会把人毁掉。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7213720"}
{"text": "第一句：「司马德操之言，徐元直之语，岂虚谈哉？望先生不弃鄙贱，曲赐教诲。」// 找到合适的中间人推荐，保持低姿态。第二句：「大丈夫抱经世奇才，岂可空老于林泉之下？愿先生以天下苍生为念，开备愚鲁而赐教。」// 谈对方的个人职业发展，继续保持低姿态。第三句：「汉室倾颓，奸臣窃命，备不量力，欲伸大义于天下，而智术浅短，迄无所就。惟先生开其愚而拯其厄，实为万幸！」// 谈企业愿景和社会责任，继续继续保持低姿态。", "question": "如何用三句话说服一个牛人出来创业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男子汉大丈夫！人的价值不仅仅取决于其体型大小。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6966345"}
{"text": "冬天的轮胎可以用公司折扣购买。", "question": "请问冬将军忠诚会有什么结果？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7004047"}
{"text": "美式中餐基本上就是｛芥兰，鱼香，什菜，甜酸，左宗，腰果，陈皮｝和｛鸡，牛，肉，虾｝的笛卡尔乘积。", "question": "其他国家的中餐都有什么特有的菜式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从社会的窗口伸出援手。", "question": "这样的打工地方的店长我讨厌。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "3864126"}
{"text": "解开手", "question": null, "star": 856, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcq31gv4iaj61401hcjyt02"}
{"text": "好像要漏了，但却是个恶魔般的奖励。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "来一碗拉面！（我要吃拉面）", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "无味道", "question": "前所未有的土豆脆片口味新作。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1309908"}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388469"}
{"text": "期待腾讯 QQ 的小程序推出「腾讯微信」。届时你就可以在微信小程序里打开 QQ，然后在微信小程序的 QQ 小程序里打开微信，然后在微信小程序的 QQ 小程序的微信小程序里打开 QQ，然后在微信小程序的 QQ 小程序的微信小程序的 QQ 小程序里打开微信，然后在微信小程序的 QQ 小程序的微信小程序的 QQ 小程序的微信小程序里打开 QQ，………………", "question": "如何看待微信推出「腾讯QQ」小程序，可在微信接收消息，但需要跳转 QQ 回复，你觉得如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被人欺负，被人贬低，只考虑自己的队员。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3461660"}
{"text": "原来你们有钱人喝咖啡是为了解渴啊...", "question": "星巴克的拿铁 27 元一杯，但是一点也不解渴反而越喝越渴，那么贵为什么要喝它？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "职业：魔法师，个人希望：战士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib21o8mHXpwQicXkAJmdwXmx0TUXAfOR62eu6Zr54BJjSNMCXC1HXYPJQ"}
{"text": "小时候过年，一家人忙着准备各种东西。看着大家忙碌的身影，我对奶奶说：「过年真热闹。」奶奶说：「那是。」我又说：「可是没有死人的时候热闹。」于是大过年被一顿胖揍。", "question": "你都说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您好，我们的店不让抽烟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icyrs1YzarvZgBdziceMGWTVWBubFycwATn4DSWP30U6NP9ic6ibNnwNynQ"}
{"text": "那个被名古屋市长咬过了", "question": null, "star": 392, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtaknmz195j60u0140wi002"}
{"text": "小学一年级眼中的六年级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ev867ltbtqj20b50ac75x"}
{"text": "终于找对位置了，来击个掌庆祝一下！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BatEibHicFqq2VRyh3KANUfX3FsiaGHCMicicbdUWWhXpwSQXf8ciaQ8ks9FcA"}
{"text": "梦想着下一个假期。", "question": "你的未来没有梦想的话，就把今天的目标定下。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2501640"}
{"text": "由于没获得拍摄许可土地所有者跟剧组干起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs893r53qzj30ci0eln6f"}
{"text": "讨厌的朋友家的窗户玻璃被砸了可以释放压力。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491578"}
{"text": "喜欢绊倒人的恶作剧妖怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TJgWgLtEjgxiah7TYvz2Xw8jiaiaztSgXYV2Unde7AwmIqQUiajibutcxCtQ"}
{"text": "水也停了吗...", "question": null, "star": 143, "type": "I2T", "image": "5353244"}
{"text": "《倚天屠龙记》张三丰？啊，张翠山？哦，张无忌。", "question": "看小说认错主角什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄正试图用哆啦A梦的“力量增强”道具把正在和静香玩耍的胖虎打扁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4273852"}
{"text": "免费玩家来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQ1eLlarXVTo8bwEGibxicowiaH4rEUGUD0FtQUAjYiclst8Rn71cBysvAjQ"}
{"text": "是啊，路程吗？我来告诉你吧？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6408671"}
{"text": "修造先生！请和我握手啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4933184"}
{"text": "电车", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6812253"}
{"text": "大家好像都没注意到乔治去哪儿了的主角呢。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4569286"}
{"text": "世界上还有这么穷的人吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwaazbrx06j30ci0el78y"}
{"text": "吐槽食堂就可以调去当大厨，那吐槽老板是不是就可以……", "question": "如何看待华为员工投诉食堂，轮值 CEO 徐直军回应称「可抽调去帮厨三个月」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "交往时期的女友和成为老婆后的女友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoPOLHf4zWVbkwmoxQ6yuIibEstDghDXn6pMsR7nx1c8UETic0bia9BltfA"}
{"text": "伸了个懒腰却被误认为是唯一举手回答的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9PJ8fQOLch7tPBuvkGcMjYz1jSb54IH42FkXMlJsCRVIFgUAGiaviavOQ"}
{"text": "我按照哆啦A梦的画图歌来画的。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6917517"}
{"text": "我去找彩虹的尽头，结果发现这家伙在那儿。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "649614"}
{"text": "泽田哲也", "question": "这个似是而非的时尚品牌名字是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4562320"}
{"text": "妈，我已经出生了，打胎药已经打不死我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvETN648lH2UwicsgSIXR1bAyPEVltktoZsHh0OcW4EGrrziaa4icOIt4MYg"}
{"text": "妈妈突然开门，随便整理东西。", "question": "青春期冰箱烦恼的高峰时期。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2147370"}
{"text": "原来旁边窗户的人也会这么玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaf01uxj8tj20bg0b0ta9"}
{"text": "趁着政客不在的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4098016"}
{"text": "对不起，只会讲无聊的笑话。", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 186, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "金庸：我那时还没想到后面会写天龙八部", "question": "段誉活了 93 岁，为何不参加射雕时代的华山论剑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我们第一次见面时你放的屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eox2y57n4lj20ac08y0u9"}
{"text": "帮我跟饲养员说一下我不应该养在水族馆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erfi9nkedij20a0094mzf"}
{"text": "总也挤不掉的黑头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrghF10QYHJcrdb6RwKgP40unG7vGAQzqBLibWnRmC2Nxwm6qszTP9cFQ"}
{"text": "最后的压桌菜：福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VY9HLyqOKKh1NFWrOXuDSgrwYS2RDqDia125TUcRKlKRWTicwNgBwfCdA"}
{"text": "《蒙娜丽莎》被达芬奇创作前后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2dN7KsDjX3Z0naHRckWLfm0cFyh5zgicvzE7t6icEIUoknQBUTAqKaltHzBzJa2v7f3hDiazR7PMBQ"}
{"text": "时间到了。", "question": "给地名加上一个字会变得有趣。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "7098144"}
{"text": "这个我们网上都有介绍呀。你这么懒得去做基本功课，看着不像是我们需要的人。", "question": "进入搜狗公司在计算机技术方面需要哪些硬性条件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "趁司机不在偷偷亲亲", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "青岛人买猫", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "哎呀……早上吃球吃得太多了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7136749"}
{"text": "假期结束了哦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4376334"}
{"text": "每一名中国巫师都随身携带两根魔杖，不是因为质量不好，而是有更加日常的用途。", "question": "如果《哈利 · 波特》的故事发生在中国，会是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "外国品牌选择的中国模特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjABYPo3yHggGaosxibFj0GFWpBSldoibeibpkUrJFnrxibthkMt8WkDXNCHg"}
{"text": "自拍技术差。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4554282"}
{"text": "等待牛排时，发现主厨在外面跟牛格斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h50ss0csolj30ci0elq3x"}
{"text": "瞄准猫咪！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6463372"}
{"text": "“对不起，我还是来晚了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpuFg29YbZ5j5cia8RWQ8hRH5U8PDt8Piaq19u6zS7loUGH5XqYEjEKn9Nl8VxCo51icEr4FSKcpSKA"}
{"text": "5 篇 SCI，够不够小众，够不够高级", "question": "有哪些小众又高级的礼物?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "镰鼬", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "没头脑和不高兴。。。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "没我她都能追到女朋友，真够呛！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279597"}
{"text": "能……不能……逃……快点……我都……顶了……2小时……了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5hqqxqky4j30ci0eln1z"}
{"text": "就这样，异星人获得了向地球人传授知识的能力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1845317"}
{"text": "房东。", "question": "有哪些技术含量不高但却高薪的职业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 我给我妈讲了杨永信的事情。我：如果我有问题，你会把我送过去吗？我妈：我不会让你出问题的。一开始就好好教，你就不会出问题。我：如果就是出问题了呢？我妈：那里太贵了，还不如让你在家玩。我：如果在家待不住，真的无可救药了呢？我妈：真的无可救药了，这个钱不如送你去武校，出来还能去给演员做武打替身，以后也不至于赚不到钱饿死。 ", "question": "一般的家长是怎么看待杨永信的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，现在我和妈妈要去吃午餐了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6568942"}
{"text": "闫", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "暴雨梨花针！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "在老公还是我男朋友的时候，我俩租住在上海某个老公房的一室户里。他比我大十岁，看上去就很有钱的那种长相（只是看起来）。那个小区隔壁就是一个小公园，遛弯闲逛的老人居多。以上为背景。某个夏天的晚上，我和男朋友吃饱饭去小公园的长椅上坐着乘凉。我问他：你什么时候把你那台破车换了啊？除了喇叭不响，哪里都响！他说：车如老婆，我买这台车的时候还不认识你呢，所以它才是大老婆，你是小老婆。我听了呵呵一笑，挽着他胳膊撒娇道：那你什么时候换掉你大老婆嘛？就在这时，一个老大爷甩着胳膊路过这里，他用一种难以置信的眼光盯了我足足有半分钟。然后若有所思地走了。大爷！事情不是你想的这样的！你听我说啊大爷！", "question": "你被人误会的最尴尬的一件事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在电影《我是英雄》中饰演主角打工的澡堂的一个场景。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2002852"}
{"text": "老婆「你有事瞒着我吧？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz78k8pl8fj30ci0el0vi"}
{"text": "那个被名古屋市长咬过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtaknmkns9j60u01410za02"}
{"text": "变成猫咪了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6872016"}
{"text": "枕头大战主办方致辞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj23TFRA4iaUxiavBTjF3ehTOwic6FmBiaSFiaLkMPo1fskq7wLSmNhaU1icLA"}
{"text": "对A女生公开处刑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNgVAtl6ic3y0YllEFohXUM5zocrtO2qD6JlTEibR0CaZasCxq4HPzO3qA"}
{"text": "谁先笑谁是狗", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "这就是我这么做的原因。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6783610"}
{"text": "下一个赞助商会在哪里呢...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152690"}
{"text": "当老婆看到打翻的化妆品时，凶手是谁已经不重要了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBxudLiacqW31TuJUdn1WmWxVQ2I3gvNibaqtQuGcNicohVD39URHC6x39w"}
{"text": "那不就是X嘛。", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "不要因为打胎便宜就随便怀孕。", "question": "2015 年「双十一」有哪些值得购买的商品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的猫咪不怎么亲人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEx1y5YRuq8OffiaLiaM6VJLNvl4KpUcyDsksjHf5bVzMJQKKQAzNQ4pvA"}
{"text": "趁着还没有忘记冰箱的尺寸赶紧去商场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1ufDj4LNgLNSSSyx78q3CjD3ibGwBCIZZMhxLj60SEyaGyTiautu4kZJw"}
{"text": "喂！柯南！差不多得了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63paQXQIRiaAdY4aVFRhIrtls7u5R3b4031U4JD4ZwpAatgquWKG9Kkgibg"}
{"text": "买了门票却只有猪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYrTWKAaHdtOgNu7SsibPDiafegaucEmRY0zVDoCHX8hHBMiaH38icfua8dg"}
{"text": "决定抢走那女人衣服的T-800", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3ezeh80txj30ci0elgmi"}
{"text": "姐姐，你能别那么说吗？", "question": "酸奶奶奶现在在想什么。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860109"}
{"text": "我惹白神先生生气了，好可怕。", "question": "似乎吉卜力电影的一句名言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7115054"}
{"text": "当你拿到驾照第一次倒车的时候旁边的亲戚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7CDZYvNvSQzRdOfTsaPbB6lk6P6ficpBwABebj8iaXQwJm9x1ibiaicjYXUg"}
{"text": "快说！胖虎在哪棵树上来着！?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hexzm202y3j30ci0elafd"}
{"text": "吓到脸色发白", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvw3oynjpwj20yi0wfx2k"}
{"text": "洗澡时外卖到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaBicvdDicF5lz5U7XDR1tgyGqftUCemxKKIkFiaPKc6qic3aFvBTyphwPMA"}
{"text": "这片也太烂了吧，得加钱", "question": "明星真的不知道自己演的是烂片吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这么好的东西怎么这么便宜？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5418810"}
{"text": "晚上和朋友喝酒闹事，邻居投诉了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5641540"}
{"text": "好像喝多了点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6569383"}
{"text": "上厕所就好好拉屎，别到处看广告。", "question": "现在为什么那么多大学生贷款平台？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次不小心把座椅的高度调高了，得找个人帮我坐下去。_(:3」∠)_", "question": "瘦是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "话说当年读书的时候一直没跟任何人出柜，然后有一天，一个我喜欢的男同学问我是不是 gay，我低头娇羞了半天，默默地点了点头，他「哦」地应了一声。然后第二天，他送了一束玫瑰花，给一个喜欢我的女生。", "question": "你人生中遇到的最狗血的故事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "端起枪来就被轻易地缴获了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1693604"}
{"text": "杜蕾斯的工作原理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iauQPftbfWdajzT9ZOOnicnBadmmMH24s0sicocsOiaDBfPfjohgWQRboFw"}
{"text": "哦，原来如此，我完全明白了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7298511"}
{"text": "你的大饼脸配这个正好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuW8zQ5M1ZuURmQvgiauCyIxcP2tobMqibTh4Gu8XsceQWfx2dy7KGLwbA"}
{"text": "这个桌子真TM桌子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVCb7qhHZYgKGexyBiaMNW8oa2iapkpYV4lB7uSNWXeibibs2wlJibyAeR2wg"}
{"text": "因为这样在场合上出现了。", "question": "你为什么不出动Getter Robot呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7335276"}
{"text": "核弹点火员是一种鲜为人知的高危职业他们是一批敢于为人类核平付出生命的死士这就是各国反对核战争的原因每引爆一枚核弹就有一名核弹点火员英勇牺牲给核弹点火员最大的尊敬便是用核弹点火员来命名他引爆的这枚核弹让我们悼念这些为世界和平牺牲的英雄们大伊万，一名来自西伯利亚的苏联红军瘦子，一名曾经被日军俘虏并关押在菲律宾的美国士兵小男孩，一个在战争中失去亲人的孩子胖子，一名热爱可口可乐的美国士兵。。。。沙皇，一位为了世界和平敢于自我牺牲的伟大领袖愿天堂没有核弹", "question": "原子弹威力那么大，是谁上去点火的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "雷！峰！塔！TMD 能坐电梯上去！这是照顾蛇上楼梯不方便吗？！", "question": "有哪些你参观前充满期待，参观后却异常失望的建筑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上好！又落枕了？今天的难度好高嘻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9zvbtwq38j20bt0cxabo"}
{"text": "到底哪边才是长边啊啊啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXeEIFZNLWuJYJhJtF7T2KCEwOn1iaZscXicicrOqMvE3YDWWWKiceyhfibqA"}
{"text": "鼓捣猫铃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtSiaTXUv07LjwZ32fP0gibObXXlrich0xURyHCf69Jic2KiaJDxjfWLzYqDw"}
{"text": "过年没买到火车票，和两个同学坐汽车一起回老家。A 同学是幼师，年前去福利院当了 3 个月的义工，顺便学了一波手语，简单的手语交流是没问题的。B 同学是警察，我是互联网憨憨。上车之后来了个女骗子装聋哑人要捐款顺便签名字的骗子，一个一个挨着要，司机好像已经见怪不怪了，眼神里有鄙夷但是也没有制止。到我们的时候 A 同学看着他“职业性”的假笑和一窍不通的手语，直接使用了一套标准的手语连招打出：我觉得你是骗子。顺便带有一个善意的微笑。骗子明显被他高超的操作震住了，慌乱的指了指嘴巴，然后疯狂的摆手。A 同学看不下去直接说你能不在这装了么，手语都看不懂还在这里骗钱。骗子好像感觉自己的职业受到了极大的侮辱，骂骂咧咧的下车后过了几分钟带上来一个 40 多岁的中年男人，那男的直接指着 A 说欺负聋哑人是吧？滚下车！B 活动活动了脖子，掏出警官证站起来说：快过年了别给自己找麻烦。两个骗子面面相觑，灰溜溜的下了车。", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "半泽直树的新敌人真难对付", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtv71htj92j30ci0el41r"}
{"text": "第一眼把屁股看成肩膀了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5gytvn3n9j20md0mdq5h"}
{"text": "遇到久违的老朋友时怎么也想不起对方名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm5tfmq0srj30ci0elq9d"}
{"text": "等待开始月食的狼人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "误伤友军后赶快给他换上敌军的衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QceWETJahYaLNgBzvNnkEF6JvgXXuBn73xHhj8BZFX6V4y3bZ9LPxdusiaeIgehNaa5dkiaAic6zHUw"}
{"text": "猫的四兄弟", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448689"}
{"text": "总是同样的味道，所以吃腻了，被这样反驳后退了回来。", "question": null, "star": 879, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586717"}
{"text": "魔镜的话令人伤心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYHjfRiaPP3TEgibV7Oia7ficPEZfnCcpsyvmcXtGjQRbwLMKaRX6npjI65Q"}
{"text": "我没有被冤枉啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvn7sds1otj60ci0eltb002"}
{"text": "新玩家刚看完攻略就想混入老区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4brB7TPz4bnaRmAZThNIwJUWOuxYUd6qxB7YVKq7wef3oGvjMiauntHA"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦用时光机努力过的痕迹。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3123313"}
{"text": "灭世的爆发洪流", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4485466"}
{"text": "当你要买个新门却没有尺子", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "她说她来自未来，但是性别不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279465"}
{"text": "王牌员工一个接一个地被竞争对手的王牌击败。", "question": "这家公司常有的事。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "6494689"}
{"text": "题主，这里应该是「不停地」，而不是「不停的」。", "question": "被人不停的拆台是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要让他们知道绝望的感觉，那就是明天是星期一！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "451158"}
{"text": "从早上就一直找不到我那双黄色的鞋子……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibCF2UqGKUSenQNBom4lHy5GicuCMHVyicztd3XtDkuTUOPWXJZkXz3bHw"}
{"text": "以不会被老师叫到的方式举手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edpnr1yq0fj20c609n752"}
{"text": "乱的，我陆陆续续也去过不少健身房了，我跟你硕现在真的是人心不古世风日下，不论男女。  TMD 用完哑铃从来不归位的，知道我要找个同重的哑铃要跨过多少艰难险阻嘛？而且我怀疑健身房里的杠铃片都成精了，满地瞎跑，简直跟知乎一样。上次卧推杠子都不见了，兜了一圈发现被人拿到健身房那一头做硬拉了，拉完也不还回来。不说了，太乱了，素质哈差。", "question": "健身房乱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "语文老师抢了数学老师的体育课", "question": "历史上有哪些有名的黑吃黑事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "万众期待的正骨师傅要上场了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaUcFAqUgUQQbUPl0lfk5e7PmdseXa0bLPGwjibkS97F3I7mARXIOTiaCA"}
{"text": "这样的话别人就会以为我发抖是因为空调吹的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0fHXDLwzMw0K1B0yXHTyuiamLALY69ibcaUib6TZj04LXxTlHHQiaPs0YLA"}
{"text": "这张脸更适合橙色。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4109066"}
{"text": "看到暖红色灯光，以为是发廊，就走进来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqQd1KNJpHqviceHJzxzmFzMy5EDIryGF18H7doibCia8Hv6J8DNVIicUL2Q"}
{"text": "蜂巢有点出乎意料。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7340776"}
{"text": "洗发水拿过来。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "251672"}
{"text": "梅雨季节的日子。", "question": "请问六月份有什么新的节日？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216870"}
{"text": "糟了！要赶不上8：35的大象了！", "question": null, "star": 281, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtwmbw183sj60xd124gqu02"}
{"text": "笑而不语", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5771189"}
{"text": "180 和 179", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmKwpXpfoaG7s5L5q6vficI41iajmXSOhj5Jv3DEyd3jlQiazmKjsjBg7dA"}
{"text": "奇异的画", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6683539"}
{"text": "和尚的呼喊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6564361"}
{"text": "生日不只是庆祝自己的日子，而是感谢父母的日子。", "question": "今天是我的生日，说句话吧（说什么都行，没关系）。", "star": 298, "type": "T2T", "image": "1269812"}
{"text": "一路追着吵架后冲出家门的女友，终于超过她了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQs5Ss2G8HswZl6b8qfiazF2Cic1SVdicS8ekBBqoZ5XbtuYFEsJCKhtDibA"}
{"text": "你们要互相分享。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7197244"}
{"text": "这家伙的不在场证明照片似乎有点刻意", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnlyitn0ohj30ci0elwnw"}
{"text": "不，泪水的数量只会让我变得更强大。", "question": "只听我爱你就能让人变得强大吗？", "star": 126, "type": "T2T", "image": "2106887"}
{"text": "羽毛还给你咯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pHBtNf1Mrx5QzFtfUgY3Latkjfsia6N6bpFFz7RCP5rzlGlHgz9kibI5A"}
{"text": "女:郎骑竹马来，绕床弄青梅。男:Talk is cheap, show me the code.", "question": "豆瓣女和知乎男能擦出火花吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "投入在动画上的时间过多，导致真人版受到了影响。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5768519"}
{"text": "日常网易云续命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAreQu1n2aSicr0fPaokatVHOQQIVrS9CEB8Momj9T4tKCSibpib0icNsxJbQ"}
{"text": "Donki has high success rate.", "question": "只有真正尝试过的人才能理解其中的艰辛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6803494"}
{"text": "我在私塾偷懒被妈妈发现了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6679277"}
{"text": "真危险大家都在逆行啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzziabRpibuP3TgaqMsGOnkJiasuyLQH9m4iaAvC3vGeUL8PCgev9sZtlZoHg"}
{"text": "下一张明信片来自笔名「白胡子千钧一发」（56岁男）他说我在单位有个喜欢的人」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0opv3w0w7j30ci0eldjo"}
{"text": "动荡的时代，动荡的时代。", "question": "最近很少听到的那个词。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2058024"}
{"text": "我以前一直是怕黑怕鬼的，寝室里只有我一个人的时候会怕的睡不着觉，要玩手机玩到精疲力尽了才能睡。后来我想了想，鬼目前没有任何物理理论能解释，也没有任何令人信服的观测，如果我真碰到了，那诺贝尔奖岂不是唾手可得？都不用解释，能够观测并复现就够得诺奖了。至于能用物理理论解释的鬼，那怕个毛线啊。", "question": "学物理的学生能硬核到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她在更年期的话，你做什么都是错的，我妈更年期那火儿，我家猫从她面前过都是贴着墙跟走的。", "question": "母亲很强势，和母亲关系不好，讲道理也无果，怎么办？怎么和母亲的关系变得好起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是我们村的养机大户", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQUvzwX6AUyL7oiaA62Sp3IicKFnNfhKIW2GJVP76txgzwib7IPYbaZBZ8Q"}
{"text": "「对方没有回应似乎是只普通柴犬▼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h56kfr1ux6j30ci0eladl"}
{"text": "漱口时突然get到了昨天冷吐槽的笑点", "question": null, "star": 784, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj1l2tjvwrj60z51avjyr02"}
{"text": "老板！这个入杯的size也太小了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxner56IFL6jZfQcqwsjPxQAV0CibArhBrp3lZiahum2JTggEtjvAlk2Z1VcQ"}
{"text": "哎，有点粘糊糊的...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4912722"}
{"text": "奥运会不应该举行。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "我被麻生先生打了一拳。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4330500"}
{"text": "当工地老板问我有什么特殊技能时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArx5VeoIVllib2OM5CGE3EgD0lh6q5t7WTcjHyic0wdlUDfA9QtdCvznDg"}
{"text": "你家的加湿器也很奇怪好吗", "question": null, "star": 350, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh6jf6vzqtj20zt1brwjz"}
{"text": "刹车和油门总是被踩下，但是你有什么感觉吗？", "question": "你想说什么叫做三重跳跃吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2739711"}
{"text": "这样就没人发现我鞋还没干了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "我要吃原味。 我要吃可可味。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "鸭的还星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "老婆买某明星代言的不锈钢蒸锅，蒸包子才用了 3 次，锅底就出现了明显的锈渍。拿去商场退货，结果人家就是不退，非说是我们异常使用造成的。哥一怒之下，把锅切了，分别在把手，锅壁及锅底处，均匀取样，拿实验室抛光，做 SEM-EDS 成分分析，怕结果不准又做了 gas combustion 定量测试。结果显示 Cr 合金的含量竟然不到 5%！这次拿着分析结果去投诉，周围一圈人跟着凑热闹，我还给大家普及了奥氏体不锈钢的相变析出过程。最后商家全款退货，还送了一款压力锅。", "question": "学工科的遇到过哪些「学以致用」的趣事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戴帽子的角色有我一个就够了", "question": null, "star": 664, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjb60npppoj60z41atagg02"}
{"text": "带着自拍杆就好了。", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "鸡蛋给你，方便面我拿走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVTB33Gc4qGnmiaBzKiaTAXwGDw6Mf3bPz15iaGS7bEUtd4ibv6tQ3uqgDFg"}
{"text": "煮饭老师，这是我想到的超级英雄！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284002"}
{"text": "发现不会做女儿的数学作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvjUgY5w4HXhPTQVb3ia9kCnJCyPUr7tFWc28JDgXJ1HXQ9u8EbsInL9w"}
{"text": "连续在猫咖工作120天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtvNHDzckgoENVdsgMKQt6cpnCjzDQPVLSq6u4syRAEpl9dJRbAiaAByg"}
{"text": "终于从走廊上解放出来了呢...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7275998"}
{"text": "广东统一选举", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797533"}
{"text": "你的梦想就算是吃屎，追你的男人也会跟你说他有一样的梦想。", "question": "男友对我很好，但不理解我周游世界的梦想，一个追我的男人和我有一样的梦想，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家Wi-Fi了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1zylnaxqcj20lc0t076m"}
{"text": "习惯性的拧保温杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXNlKuf6YwrE9DqUmRSw0CkdZGDLcjXiaJLFOVbvl2j0kh2oHpcD9bibsg"}
{"text": "哒哒，打碎的胡萝卜返生成功！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBzc192TUEhJ2qibjOHaTvZQ6hKJUibh28SuZB9vdubEbblx0R1key065A"}
{"text": "我会立马醒来", "question": "中了五千万你会立马离职吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "花样游泳是明天哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJWt5Nen19gK2l0h1zDfZUzYp018sl5icemwqrnSqiasc6C1nEB09gu3AA"}
{"text": "离下班还有8小时、7小时59分59秒、7小时59分58秒……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gomr516b2pj30ci0elwm8"}
{"text": "可以理解嘛。好比我同事第一次去五星级酒店吃自助之后也很兴奋的，前一天发了朋友圈，第二天早上又讲了一上午。忍住不说自己也去过，是很辛苦的。但是，保护他人的喜悦，是一种更高的美德。", "question": "同学出去旅游回来之后炫耀坐过地铁，如何才能神回复她？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "福瑞控的下场", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "学琴者的邻居最难。", "question": "学小提琴最难的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生，吃生的东西会肚子疼的哦。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1565839"}
{"text": "说出来你可能不信！勇者过来把罐子砸了！真的啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he8ktfqzbrj30ci0eln1c"}
{"text": "爷爷，这是电饭煲啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEtUNd9Kmx5ZTLticH8AJRnWHJPIqbsaj2hICPSeyvX9k3BjjoHicBN52Q"}
{"text": "这种行为很幼稚，等你上了初中你就懂了。", "question": "我让男朋友每天在我的空间留言，每天一句我爱你，就三个字，他坚持了 3 天就坚持不下去了，这是真爱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只需要在3秒内捡起勺子就太夸张了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423544"}
{"text": "愿闻其详，静观其变", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4YsXtBdBG1oWH5LZDuuNZoKv5vFoFlhdiaC8eweKAVne9erro2oA5icOw"}
{"text": "戴着这个去游泳别人都会很害怕的吧嘻嘻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcIRkdqZS3icuzbaJxKaPyWkUyQ2YMib1hicQjBnS1rujtw3Luibd6AtOU6A"}
{"text": "我本想把教科书的遗忘物送来，但是因为发型的打理耽误了时间，放学后才送来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5765617"}
{"text": "来日本上学也有两年了，我发现日料普遍都遵循一个规律就是：一分钱 一分货。两分钱 两分货。三分钱 两分货。四分钱 两分货。一百块钱 三分货。", "question": "日本料理可以有多难吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国——主角参加各种社团、比赛，然后顺便谈个恋爱，最后既实现了个人价值，又抱得美人归，最后主角说：“我们的青春是如此精彩！”——一段青春期奋斗史；日本——校园热暴力、冷暴力，主角一开始被欺凌，然后在朋友、家人和梦中情人的鼓励下奋起，突然从小孩变成大人，靠自己的努力赢得大家和梦中情人的认可，最后主角说：“我们的青春值得奋斗！”——一段青春期蜕变史；中国——各种恋爱、各种花式作死、各种劈腿、各种约炮、各种堕胎，最后主角说：“我们的青春最终输给了现实。”——一段青春期堕落史。", "question": "美国、日本、中国的青春片各有什么特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在二楼抽烟，烟头从窗户扔出去砸到了我妈。", "question": "你爸妈是怎么发现你抽烟的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奶茶、工资、道歉。", "question": "请用三个词联想出目前热门话题的那个人。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "4717247"}
{"text": "又有人在夸我不露脸的正装照好欲了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kdKpRFCfThqiboPiayvVpndicicpkGiawTWbB5fUZRT1X8tcIQOaicPTYANWg"}
{"text": "两手拿着花盆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6871013"}
{"text": "我有一个洁癖，就是分手前一定要把自己撒过的谎，跟对方清算一遍。题主不妨开间房（这个游戏需要私隐静谧的环境，万不可选诸如咖啡店等公共场所，前车之鉴……），两人心平气和地玩这个叫做「地狱坦白」的游戏。你们将会度过一个刺激而难忘的下午。", "question": "你和你的女友还有最后一天在一起，应该怎么度过才能不留遗憾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我忘记戴口罩了。", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "Charles Leroux（夏尔·勒卢），1851-1926，作曲家、法国陆军大尉，为明治时代的日本写了多首军歌，对日本近代音乐发展有重要贡献。他写的《拔刀队》、《扶桑歌》至今还是日本陆上自卫队和日本警察的标准进行曲。日语里他的名字叫：瞎撸撸·撸撸（シャルルルル－）。", "question": "为什么日本音译就是搞笑的，中国音译就是可以被接受的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要把车的前半部分撞坏。", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "越唱越嗨，完全忘了车上还有乘客", "question": null, "star": 247, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h204pldxtqj6118153n3k02"}
{"text": "那天看到的花草的名字，我们还不知道。", "question": "在电影或动画的标题上加草，让它看起来不那么有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6379242"}
{"text": "去完第一次，记得去第二次。", "question": "第一次去健身房要注意些什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "攒塑料袋", "question": "中国人都有什么有意思的特色 Buff？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1川这个单位，表示在要衡量的特定方面相当于唐纳德•特朗普在该方面的能力的1倍。由于特朗普还活着，这个单位的具体内容可能会随着现实发展而改变。特朗普执政期间，美股连续熔断2次，目前天下无敌，人类史上迄今为止的其他美国总统的美股连续熔断力都是0川。特朗普爱吃全熟牛排，一次可以吃掉1千克。所以吃半熟牛排的人的喜爱牛排熟度力就是0.5川，一次只吃200克牛排的人的吃牛排力就是0.2川。特朗普曾经声称美国总统应该在道指大跌、一日破千的场合开展炮射飞行、前往太阳。因此，对于同类的飞行手段，起点到终点间每有1AU，炮射飞行力就有1川。特朗普身高190厘米，所以身高226厘米的姚明的身高力就是1.19川。特朗普在空军一号上服食的是售价约30人民币元的快餐套餐，所以在我国一些高铁上服食售价45人民币元的盒饭的乘客的旅行餐消费力就是1.5川。特朗普目前身价31亿美元，所以身价460亿美元的马化腾的财富力是14.84川。特朗普曾经画了一张纽约天际线速写，拍卖出2.9万美元的价钱，是目前他的绘画里成交价最高的。所以画出成交价4亿5030万美元的《救世主》的达芬奇的绘画拍卖价格力就是15527.6川。", "question": "1川是怎样的度量单位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上天，入土。", "question": "有哪些词像「遮阳」「遮阴」这样，有字是反义，但是整个词是同义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "群马县知事的中文意思是：群马县知事。", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "3773033"}
{"text": "本来是来提分手的结果男友和旁边的客人们突然开始跳舞..", "question": null, "star": 774, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gubisblglhj60xd18h7di02"}
{"text": "揍了前排说话大声的人后，后悔了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerdxgbpVDqqQgeWOPwfa97jGsFappqxFebZXmBia7u2LZnpoicnbCglv6g"}
{"text": "为什么输给吉吉了？开除出群！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "591364"}
{"text": "当你看到一个程序员的两只手在键盘上上下翻飞，行云流水的时候，多半不是在敲击代码，大概率是在跟产品经理撕逼讨论需求另一种可能就是在跟测试打口水仗10%几率是在论坛码字摸鱼1%几率是在跟 MM 聊天可以手速飞快而不需要停下思考的代码，多半也可以靠 Ctrl + C/V 搞定。而当你看到程序员双目呆滞，遥望天际的时候，多半编程开始了——————————————每逢项目之初，我们飞速写下的每行代码，都宛如十四行诗般简洁优雅，每个变量都宛如慈父膝下的爱子，名正言顺感觉每一处精心设计的逻辑，都是一段完美的乐章，应在维也纳的金色大厅永久传唱每一段完美实现的逻辑代码块，都应该镌刻在石碑上，供后辈顶礼膜拜就在你得意之际，更新 SVN 时，一段“ int aa = 0;”莫名出现在你的代码里，这感觉仿佛是石碑上被油漆笔歪歪扭扭喷上了“XXX 到此一游，嘿嘿嘿”一个不孝忤逆的逆子，让你血压飙升，头发尽断满屏的诗和远方，瞬间成了眼前的苟且", "question": "现实中程序员是怎样飞快敲代码的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如何优雅地对后车按喇叭的行为表示关心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I51c0icSXb3jTGStHqbLI0EQg8sJDffzZYXsTAaklr1gXDhQxlQQlM5Zg"}
{"text": "欢迎光临/请跟我来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSRRllZ2d9UAibUFyZAOuJryV0TNJxKPhERyT5R3ib475fHzyQnvexxQyEhicXQB7vodibdj1ywYngfA"}
{"text": "请问您需要生活坐垫吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6762175"}
{"text": "点了一堆菜吃到一半发现隔壁才是自助餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9nicAibrpxVnc0lQJYcVzU1Ciawia5ibDcSHYI5NQGPich4aHiabK4AOjPsNVg"}
{"text": "“我也不知道这条是山”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "没有主食不叫吃饭。而且一定要一口饭一口菜。而且最后一口一定是一口饭。直达灵魂。", "question": "你听过最能引起共鸣的话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "检查一下你的 F12 键是不是卡住了.", "question": "Chrome 底部不停地闪烁，完了会出现一堆看不懂的东西，请问怎么解决？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咖薪资员工福利", "question": null, "star": 282, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyeckxcznuj611o1bo0z302"}
{"text": "旺·天线·达", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "是啊，又瘦了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322627"}
{"text": "「跟你说过多少次了，不许到单位来找爸爸」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1earp8hhu36j20bj08sjsh"}
{"text": "体育课上放在一块的水杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmYUfvx6GYtPhhTPKHA7DIoJZv7hD4bEjguDNiak0Tekx8VDVUAUicr7og"}
{"text": "妈妈没说要来啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446497"}
{"text": "我的猫是看到 BBS 上的信息领养回来的，她的前主人就是个傲娇。教科书一样标准。我拎着装猫的箱子，他帮我拎着猫砂猫粮送我去车站。一路上像是叮嘱又努力做出轻松不屑的语气。他说：这只猫叫哈娜，你要是不喜欢改了也没关系。他说：她的生日是 11 月 13 号，你记不住也没关系。他说：她喜欢吃金枪鱼猫罐头，你买其他的或者不买也没关系。", "question": "现实中真的存在傲娇的人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的头发", "question": null, "star": 71, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "舌头不灵活。", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "哎呀！凯蒂猫。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "明天懒床我就是狗。 第二天", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "我任性地按照爱的方式行事，绝不会伤害你。", "question": "你说话我有点听不懂。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387965"}
{"text": "抓铁的，你抓的方式错了啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998752"}
{"text": "那就这样吧。", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "绝育手术后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0nBz1WPeZPTlgAeibV1mFKHwA86oBHz1jIzmn8TFG0p9Chib1d7FAdoTA"}
{"text": "等待开饭时间，耐心等候。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290311"}
{"text": "我一定会保护好这个孩子！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3765420"}
{"text": "今天海豹们都罢工了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9JH0odN8gowRuhLdy5DwAGJkONdEW1QX2KibjmCMXicaUHBxWR3f3Lq9Q"}
{"text": "恭喜你成为年度喉咙冠军！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2439871"}
{"text": "侥幸躲过警方突击检查的那位来给同事们探监了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYKkRpjC8XLOGMjFELr3NhlN4PCliaibfokQnyiaFvX3tYiakVMSIWnyp0pQ"}
{"text": "在NHK工作。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7027119"}
{"text": "借笔要还。", "question": "即将进入临床实习的大四医学生，有什么需要注意的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "聊天室", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7261818"}
{"text": "客厅", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581865"}
{"text": "你说什么？在撸，没听清", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEmfupQaFeDdox2KCVGpAKxpSXwn2iafOicQwIgHDzS1y98yqxuIt1TxPg"}
{"text": "我边舔着曼妥思边把可乐喝下去了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373552"}
{"text": "骑士飞踢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hinqgcsj2zj30ci0eltbr"}
{"text": "装傻吧！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7108222"}
{"text": "妈妈！进我房间能不能先敲门！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1wouepo8gj20mc0ostbk"}
{"text": "你还不配进这个门。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5546002"}
{"text": "摔倒了也笑着说“哈哈！”就能让人笑翻！", "question": "迪士尼角色常出现在综艺节目中的一些常见事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2761333"}
{"text": "忘了留飞走的能量了，去找个充电桩活一晚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqDCkJxln40XLQ052C18WFNvBF0lhXzXDcMfasuwzg54yLiaFxOnUUMJQ"}
{"text": "你在做什么，快点把手臂搭在一起。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5963238"}
{"text": "那么，接下来你会用什么样的冲突实验来让我开心呢？", "question": null, "star": 15189, "type": "I2T", "image": "2036334"}
{"text": "年收入花光了。", "question": "如果有一个付费菜单可以消除五星的无厘头评论，我会考虑。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993665"}
{"text": "小明还是买个一块五的耳塞比较方便吧，这么大点屁事儿就别出动中国人的智慧了。", "question": "宿舍有8个人，7个人都闹的很晚才睡觉，只有小明一人按时上床，按中国人的智慧，小明该如何处理好这件事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "甩手疗法", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "全体都有！听我口令！向左~向右～看~!", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fn4cld0468j20h10ecwit"}
{"text": "爸，爷爷奶奶又给你生了个弟弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFZYJfoubSoZiaUzTlwicOE4Zv8wIUbibUSEmsL2yqwjca3vR3zjSyTSiazw"}
{"text": "闭嘴，我不想和海鲜讲话！", "question": "如何看待「我吃的盐比你吃的饭还多」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师奥特曼要回答问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EibQlTjswY8gGvvtgClWnS6VIyr8r1tgQNMVNb3kLRZlxcfJjFtwGicIj0FN4qs4GG9428LIbOhOBQ"}
{"text": "不好意思", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3475660"}
{"text": "原来你是这样的google", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8e4cg2rnzj20fu0ecaez"}
{"text": "我已经知道犯人是谁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guimlhxv76j60ci0elt9g02"}
{"text": "去做学术报告把人家会议室椅子坐塌了，算么。 ", "question": "你亲身经历过最尴尬的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不懂就问..为啥要吹球？ 评论区@阿贾哥丶 ：你扔纸飞机之前哈气不？@Tom ：可以球表面的湿度，从而影响摩擦力改变旋转速度", "question": "受疫情影响，东京奥运乒乓球比赛不许手触球台或吹球，这对球员影响大吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为左手使用菜刀加油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUhWniaYiawGCYdqfszItEcKpiaO1ibLrqBx62EE2OuggB3XytY5SJVKiaIN4w"}
{"text": "双眼皮割反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8ozVdqwaHM63brlv6YdeJAHdoYn7LqOYe8y9gGYnAvdicqiaHpNpdgjXQ"}
{"text": "原来如此使用时先脱裤子吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqos3m0mvxj30ci0eltck"}
{"text": "我记得我爸只要这样就能尿出来啊？", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "去我们这的水库的饭店吃鱼。看见老板的小孩吃雪糕，也想吃，就顺嘴问了老板一句：有雪糕吗？老板愣了一下，转身走了。没几分钟就拿了一堆雪糕给我们。再出门就就听见老板的小孩特小声特委屈地跟老板说：妈妈，我的雪糕不见了……真是亲老板。", "question": "把餐厅菜单上没有的菜硬点出来是怎样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们家有一只乌龟，是我外公还没结婚的时候鱼塘抓到的。现在我外公都八十了……那不是宠物，是我长辈。", "question": "有哪些养起来与众不同的宠物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "楼上好吵啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gcw5xl6hzbj210g11edne"}
{"text": "幼儿园老师的日常", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g9fz2hemhhj210m0z4gsn"}
{"text": "女领导，自带女强人风，严肃冷淡单位食堂每天中午会给一份水果或者酸奶领导吃的比较慢，我们先回到办公室看到领导进了她的办公室，手边正好有个文件要签字，犹豫了一分钟，想着现在签了算了省的拖到午休之后转头睡忘了领导办公室门没关，我也是吃饱了困了没在意直接进门结果看到领导正把酸奶撕了一半，低着头伸着舌头小心地在舔酸奶盖。。。。。。看到我进来明显的感觉到她愣了一下，然后慢条斯理的将酸奶放到一边，抽出抽纸擦了擦嘴擦了擦手，转头看向我，露出我工作以来最甜美的笑容问道：「小 x，有什么事呀」我瑟瑟发抖领导高冷人设在那个中午崩塌了，以及以后进门再不敲门我就是 狗", "question": "你发现过上司的哪些秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据说被逮捕的人已经确定了，下一个就是埃里卡。", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "请问你有纸吗？", "question": null, "star": 236, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h27450k9z7j610210278m02"}
{"text": "ipon这个品牌听名字就知道一定会炸，适合春节期间在确保安全的前提下调节气氛，即使出到了11代依然不建议购买日常使用", "question": "ipon 11 值得入手嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "成龙、李连杰梦幻合作的《新宿事件》即将上映！", "question": "小手指", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6892596"}
{"text": "凶手说看你挺闲不像忙人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVTqibiaOeuOHECvsNvRvPCSZSdxZWUJNK0IjBu80yG9Z3n9kWTNkkatLQ"}
{"text": "好那个哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "ZTiaADGChRMKuycOVLibJHE7x9Jh8xUBxnpK0pWpKiaK9D8bUpACu1Mlfiaz981KjyINRJicTicthfetYAUW7dSaic6Ig"}
{"text": "我喜欢你。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7353058"}
{"text": "这是你微博吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "你不是说你是铲屎官吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "导弹落在我国境内。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1933722"}
{"text": "终于出现L型的方块了", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "爸爸！别再和刚田的叔叔、骨川的叔叔在空地上闲逛了，该好好工作了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367281"}
{"text": "藏猫猫的人，这个手指停下来吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4186955"}
{"text": "阿拉丁", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7014790"}
{"text": "我弄坏的盆栽照片被爷爷放在客厅里，他每天都会虔诚地合十祈祷。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1764601"}
{"text": "我说那边那位帅哥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwlk4bcca1j30ci0el0tw"}
{"text": "在SNS上被批评了。", "question": "名侦探柯南改名为工藤新一是为什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7144747"}
{"text": "刚才说大话的同学打完疫苗出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqdmB80vFU4DEZicq2ibqx4Sve5Q6FibGeebxYLolic5eP5ahTAl34ehGCVQ"}
{"text": "向坐在爱心专座上的人施加压力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodnOibWZqRUU8TjvPxIgKUfRNicuqgA2ZQCtOtp6URV1ia2yPgCTibd4zFJZQ"}
{"text": "当你的两个好朋友在你发的一条诉苦朋友圈底下看对眼聊起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uY7jLJoAicBUdxmKD1aTb0FMJtC8ichezbQb7yXDQnYuSZswoug4uqEGQ"}
{"text": "大电机公司的社长", "question": "两个人的笑话不有趣，而且还没有展开，这是谁的笑话？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7312599"}
{"text": "敲打并盖住石头做成的猜拳锤子原来是木匠用的大锤子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797168"}
{"text": "听说游学取消，景点主动过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdteCoWXb6n4R9nRiao42a54rKWTDunuEJs4cH9LdAjCzad8koCIYezXibA"}
{"text": "我买的房子扣完公摊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usm09ib5mic1mmbgshYoiaObTTYoyfZdqGezl6gZLzbZd8xR5Fgvdd1GY1w"}
{"text": "有瘾，而且基本上都是一日吸猫，终生复吸。要知道，一只可供人们吸猫的猫（可吸猫）的成长，需要付出饲养员巨大的努力。饲养员每天天不亮，就起床喂猫，保证猫能在肉类的香味中醒来。要给予猫充足的爱抚，让猫的身心愉♂悦。要陪猫玩耍，给猫锻炼的时间，维持猫咪健康的身材。同时，还要注重猫的教育，让猫有良好的习惯。这样培养出来的猫，骨肉匀亭，性格可爱，随时随地摊开肚腩供人吸猫。因为可吸猫的确非常诱人，所以要科学戒猫，其实很难很难。很多已经染上猫瘾的人，经常晒一些自己吸猫的照片，误导后来的人，让越来越多的人跳入了这个深坑。而很多可吸猫预备役，常年不怀好意的躺在路边晒太阳碰瓷，这样又坑害了很多没有自制力的年轻人。社会的大环境就是这样，令科学戒猫难上加难。而现行的戒猫手段都是比较暴力的。比如我手头存了不下十个不同品种优秀猫舍的信息，日常出门余光地毯式扫射有无可疑流浪猫。但是是什么让我停下了罪恶的养猫之路？是穷。这就类似于以毒攻毒，虽然听起来很心塞，但是确实是目前唯一有效可行的戒猫方案了。建议有关部门研究研究，管管这些可吸猫，救救这些瘾君子。", "question": "养猫 / 撸猫是否会像毒品一样使人成瘾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚认识的时候，他在食品卫生安全监管部门上班，于是，全市所有的饭店，种类，口味，重要的是，后厨干不干净，他全部！了！如！指！掌！比如，每次约会，我说我们去哪哪哪哪家吃饭吧？听说挺好的。他就会说，哦，我知道，在什么什么路，大约开了几年了，是吃什么什么的，有什么有什么是推荐菜，后厨干不干净要不要去……这对一个吃货来说有多重要你们知道吗，马上崇拜一脸！这从侧面说明，一个人，认真做好自己的本职工作，是多么的重要！", "question": "哪些事情让你决定和恋人结婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别求惩罚了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861461"}
{"text": "日印澳三国", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "我点的问号为什么给我感叹号", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "去一个企业家的办公室拜访，第一眼就能看到他办公桌上和H主席、W总理的合影，第二眼就能看出合影都是PS的。", "question": "你见过办公桌上最牛或最装的摆设是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去年大学同学聚会，发现很多人都不认识了，不禁感慨自己当年逃课太多。吃完发现是走错包间。", "question": "为什么毕业三四年之后，同学之间的差距会这么大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我刚刚已经用这只手解决了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJsF8Fxo0Q1iapXib8iaBLg1RdB9xtPch3zvs9gDKTMq0kTQuJibI32icSGgQ"}
{"text": "没有预约的快闪族来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6251922"}
{"text": "开源。", "question": "产品死了，如何安葬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫的两倍回报", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6136365"}
{"text": "我对家门钥匙是否在手感到不安。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2923376"}
{"text": "该填表了。", "question": "不熟悉的男同学（他是班长）加了几次你的qq代表什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我这种，一看就不好惹。", "question": "有哪些既高级又简单的网名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "盲人篮球赛上球员们总是撞在一起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MFvuOC4YCLIbRwoYb2MqRgiaNQeSPmZVniaqBBicYD4D1jJO4uS7xBVdwA"}
{"text": "妻子因为让我吵醒了孩子而责怪我后，就是这张脸。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5116628"}
{"text": "换毛期的嘟嘟利", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "巴塔子，别炸了...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4501593"}
{"text": "富家干斤的真正实力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkt0fA1x6nErEFKec9oyRdfl9OVeRTVEXlShka1A3FO3ia83wEB3TseTw"}
{"text": "睡觉姿势不好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388690"}
{"text": "原来男校和我想的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7282227"}
{"text": "发现录取榜上没自己后自己加上去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haq89px0dqj30ci0elq6z"}
{"text": "小亮给他整个活！", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "难得拍一次合照，却被不知哪来的醉汉乱入", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvjc9nc7iuj60ci0eln1k02"}
{"text": "电话铃声不停地从职场响起。", "question": "可惜的新婚旅行因为某个原因泡汤了，发生了什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1973021"}
{"text": "盼望的月末（发薪日）", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "回来时发现城堡已经倒塌了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4860464"}
{"text": "不要相信太多实际上能力 level 不高但是年龄很大或者所谓长辈的话，尊敬他们，但不一定要相信太多「老人言」。你需要想想，是他们的想法把他们变成现在的样子的，除非你愿意想他们那样活着，不然就去找自己的路。", "question": "你有什么相见恨晚的知识想推荐给年轻人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "满满的正能量。", "question": "如果一块橡皮里所有的电子在一瞬间消失会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把手睡麻了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLFcpMd2R09SAiaZ0DXe9pnQIpoOjR0ZUEqjRxNmbqqK54d7tJNUTp0bg"}
{"text": "我在门口打车，正巧一个出租车停下。一个女生坐出租车里，她说，我之前打车都是二十一，为嘛这回不到二十？是不是给我绕道儿了？司机说：不是……小姐姐，你那样走啊骚微（稍微）有点远，我介个走法比较近，您了省钱呐。女生：那不行，你不应该绕道儿，我投诉你。女生说完就下车了。司机一脸懵逼朝外面说：那行吧，您了多注意身体吧，天儿凉，千万别感冒了。女生也一脸懵逼：嘛意思？司机说：还嘛意思？感冒了容易打喷嚏啊。女生：？？司机说：还不明白似吗？我缩（说）你啊，脑仁儿跟松子儿那么大，一打喷嚏就飞出来了！说完一脚油门开走了。我差点没笑死。", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一这水啥牌子的，太骚了一LV的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptC0kGF8F5UrsibuaXRJQBIcGY9Zj6SGLS8PQNAgVgZ7grVEHQlShLT2QA"}
{"text": "每当我想起却怎么也想不起来的时候，我就会做这个动作。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6307671"}
{"text": "发现蜈蚣时的妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3592397"}
{"text": "山口君的父亲借给我一把梳子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4022596"}
{"text": "弦都断了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EibQlTjswY8gGvvtgClWnS6TKIMqjoBcaHzo2FZnhmFHbw5vYdTbKZAMfKaG6JMBVXaNsicTXhQicibw"}
{"text": "这个流浪巴士很亲人，只要摸一下肚子就会翻过来示好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fvjghahmxcj20n30qudjq"}
{"text": "齐全的回放。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4811442"}
{"text": "准备一堆碎纸，每天出门前撒自己身上，摘干净了再出门。", "question": "如何劝自己不要养猫呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "久等了，到你上厕所了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hexq5581d5j30ci0elwgt"}
{"text": "呜呜呜……", "question": "如果你的知乎ID是你的超能力，那你的超能力是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "政变", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5986481"}
{"text": "哇哦，棒极了！", "question": "乔乔的和平冒险", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2896845"}
{"text": "你想要力量吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5255837"}
{"text": "真不错！站在走廊上吧！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6678362"}
{"text": "贞子出现在画面上。", "question": "请用四个汉字吓唬我。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3393797"}
{"text": "牛贵族和猪贵族是朋友。", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "一会我们同时钻进去，我们就是双胞胎啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7hJYb3hRYB266TDnY2w1cyzeBacIfur3GibzOrj3rChC1J9OYzYiceAmg"}
{"text": "解说员给出了骨折示意图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3pul8jcc2JXmkOtLehsfjOl4xRHh98JhwaCicD5Xttia2Rs2zic1aiamtCQ"}
{"text": "我有一项重要的工作想请你帮忙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255504"}
{"text": "兄弟，你手球了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bo6bOYmeOSDuW8nxm9kpHEVKAwAdKWkguNSMyWosT68NibTg19vm4mI6Q"}
{"text": "高中紧，大学就松了。", "question": "有没有什么广为人知的科普知识其实是编的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "于老爷子正在道上走，旁边屋里有女的敲窗户女：「大哥，看跳舞吗」于：「什么舞」女：「民族舞」于：「那没意思，不看」女：「（压低声音）不穿衣服的那种」于：「废话！不穿衣服我知道你哪个民族的？！」", "question": "德云社有哪些全场高能的相声？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？我健康码咋红了？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "操场的篮球架被一群社会大哥占了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etf9coqup5j20b109n76f"}
{"text": "你玩金克斯的时候碰见对面中单艾克滚个 E 马上到攻击范围内，你也会往脚下放 E。", "question": "动画《英雄联盟双城之战》中金克斯和艾克的单挑中最后为什么要丢手雷自杀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "凶手是猫", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "四个小时的电视节目。", "question": "请你从那个节目的名称中只取一个字，然后把这个字去掉，制作出看起来不太有趣的节目。", "star": 40, "type": "T2T", "image": "4102861"}
{"text": "乌拉圭人生前最后所见", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "因为买不起房子……", "question": "既然台式机的游戏性能那么好，为什么还会有那么人买笔记本打游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不知道为什么，只是在床上躺了一下，体力就完全恢复了。", "question": "生活的琐事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5315258"}
{"text": "那个……下次核酸检测我想试一下肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6RT2tnAyia4q2QJtoBuicrtfxXFO9fUVMknorsCAY2sIkM4adQzv541iaw"}
{"text": "巴普洛夫是不是摇铃了？", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "吃掉的巧克力从头顶喷出来啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymd21biqj208s0bvwfh"}
{"text": "大概是因为生活在有空调的时代吧。", "question": "为什么会觉得「夏至」这个词听起来特别舒服，感觉很浪漫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把梯子藏哪去了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hehv74gcioj30ci0elmyj"}
{"text": "数学老师准备启动唤醒法阵了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erc3yuqzmtj208z0c20uw"}
{"text": "主人公的意愿被忽视了，故事依然进行。", "question": "生活的琐事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5315258"}
{"text": "emmmm，我有一次在我男朋友洗澡的时候拎着搓澡巾就进去了，把那个南方孩子搓的嗷嗷叫，从此他洗澡必锁门", "question": "怎么说服女朋友一起洗澡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近有抗药性了", "question": null, "star": 218, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h287v0bydtj612s18zgt802"}
{"text": "急忙全力展现跑外勤感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5vn84f5i4j30ci0elgq1"}
{"text": "先考察考察，看看他的隐私做的咋样", "question": "如果有款「互联网棺材」能让死者在生前对自己互联网账号数据进行预处理，你会使用吗？有哪些利弊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天使降临了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1617157"}
{"text": "给他个Wink先~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyta9wz4f5j30ci0elgob"}
{"text": "然后，你就觉得这就完了是吧？", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "某年迷笛、迎面一老外白T胸前印四个大字：老外来了。他走过、背身又是四个大字：老外走了。", "question": "你最喜欢的一张 T 恤图案是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们不明白夜王为什么要杀布兰，因为布兰不仅当夜王面翻白眼，还控制乌鸦每天飞到它面前翻白眼，换了谁也咽不下这口气。", "question": "如何评价夜王（Night King）的一生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不也是公司养的社畜么！还说我！", "question": null, "star": 307, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv4rfo5s0zj610y1dak0602"}
{"text": "写个老爸的，一次他在欧洲出差，忘记哪个国家了，到了酒店，看见大厅柜子里摆着矿泉水，正好口渴，就叫来服务生用浓浓的山东腔说了个「沃特儿」，然后人家就给他端来了一杯「沃特噶」……一口下去发现事情没那么简单，周围的朋友看他豪饮伏特加都对他投来了赞许的目光。最后还是含着泪一口闷了。", "question": "你因语言不通而点过最黑暗的一道料理是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两手都能自由使唤，还能防止从下面的偷窥，还抓住了把手，一举三得啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3458032"}
{"text": "“看你这次能配什么文字”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "那天的晚饭", "question": "在名古屋，每天早上吃饭是很普遍的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5985123"}
{"text": "扫一扫上面的二维码图案，加我微信", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrich0CskS0brhm01eMbQey9AlgQwtPsGDx7fUeGQja6GKwtgmDObfG9Q"}
{"text": "我曾经在周五的傍晚接到这样的电话，说让我明早去他办公室一趟，我问你是谁，他说是我领导，我说哪个领导，他怒气冲冲地说：你连我是谁都不知道，明天可以不用来上班了！我一脸懵逼地回答：明天是周末，本来就不用上班啊！说完我瞬间觉得自己做错了什么~", "question": "「明天早上你到我办公室来一趟」的诈骗电话是怎么运作的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是悬浮啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3fB7bwNPASNU7uBR0IeicX1P8ItHyqFibf5iaXap326gDFCcBOF2yededg"}
{"text": "你怎么回事，叶子，只是在玩鬼灭游戏吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6566728"}
{"text": "NHK来我家了。", "question": "别叫了，回去吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7324787"}
{"text": "爸爸又抢我奶吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9dW1z8wKGNp9BJoxOdE8IaFQmyn84JeXVtIDpuHURmccZLLSkXZiaCsg"}
{"text": "不擅长拖鞋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCqCVwHYzicicGXJD2ibE21vico1unicqaxgibCQ0m0D30eJq25AwSDB0ib9rj5Q"}
{"text": "免费玩家的最强装备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFWicNOH8D7fr6wGfQMenuFpicdlgLR0n6HhUAkMcBCPja67giatxgDAQ8A"}
{"text": "放进来的手很臭。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388603"}
{"text": "套圈游戏的奖品迟迟没人来领", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEEfEKzu9mA8C4nhiaeoNMjUZTgLZVJu0E1EBqX3cJjfNQgXt7KMeP9IA"}
{"text": "我愚蠢的欧豆豆", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "爸爸不会操作相机大家都很看急", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3nlib5b69Y3s3JXia8uPAW5FVTgtYDt4hPWqhuaN1ibTbV6g6qyjWpyuYg"}
{"text": "开始后1秒钟。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5814801"}
{"text": "早期智能识别门禁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVyShGg3r1EXtBvdKnSgUmHvlFX6wqHz0CSDBcSgaFkp9Bzqn5gohicww"}
{"text": "客户说要的是榻榻米！", "question": null, "star": 966, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "你说养我我才跟你回家的呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNmlOyDeQHZuqvRTxeXicXHWoMcNI1kFIn4YiaZx1xUe2RTLGkkdqguaBgLCH7hiaCsL20JPrib2kWHA"}
{"text": "老师讲到的内容和考试考到的内容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHQPto2theSnobQBaODrOeycIbNh3aulIQuWiaRRvx480NlWz6EicehWgQ"}
{"text": "站长亲自进行线路检查。", "question": null, "star": 906, "type": "I2T", "image": "5635525"}
{"text": "帅哥！回头看却是丑女！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388662"}
{"text": "年金的中国常用表达是养老金或退休金。", "question": "高风险、低回报。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6706556"}
{"text": "老师在上面讲，你在下面讲，要不你上来讲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciaJzrbuvH5nzbQvpf9MtBLxoL50kIJuclBGBSMY9UhMuUsn32S8nDDNQ"}
{"text": "乖狗狗，看见那条裙子了吗？去咬下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyic2k2VPgXTJvzNlFBUZfus0Y10amx4J538TWA9m5Rw7HicU7vPX7B7uoQ"}
{"text": "刚才送外卖那人好像很生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grkcsgxnypj30ci0elaeg"}
{"text": "周日午餐时间，我的恋人正常地打电话来了。", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "我想生气。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4027320"}
{"text": "淘宝市场", "question": "给公司名字加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 29, "type": "T2T", "image": "7165762"}
{"text": "赠你三年阳寿，前提是先调休理两年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXZ4MrNwhoKRjHYEgsCRQE5EXHJZXiaKibPjFWyy39H60uzmLezaQkR66g"}
{"text": "医生说：“大概三分之一左右吧！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1292097"}
{"text": "雾气笼罩的森林深处似乎要出现。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4028105"}
{"text": "1999 年外星人入侵。", "question": "世界上有哪些在当时为最高机密但现已被公开的重大历史事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个喜欢踢裆的小女孩长大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RYkicogJOg6aIXFKVedlkFL8LINKWQOmsTosdvKG6DwjQISiccSdrQW73XAknF9bRWUr3B3VI4Zo9g"}
{"text": "下一首歌是为了一年前因交通事故去世的她而创作的，请听《滑板鞋二珂》。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1351751"}
{"text": "Jacob 实现了全天下所有麻瓜哈迷的梦想，跟着一群巫师走到了城堡面前，还丝毫不受麻瓜驱逐咒的影响（考虑到从城堡走出来的老邓当时还只是老师，撤销城堡保护魔咒的权力大概还是只在校长手里）。哦也许纽特会跟他解释：「喏，你眼中这坨废墟其实是一座城堡。」而且如果不是急着去找奎妮，他甚至还能看一眼魔法石。", "question": "电影《神奇动物 2：格林德沃之罪》中有哪些细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊？天野在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3655994"}
{"text": "小朋友进诊室，说：「阿姨好！」内心想：这孩子真有礼貌，爸妈教的不错。小朋友甜甜说第二句：「我有病。」然后我和他爸妈都忍不住笑出来了。", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过的有意思的病例有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十年前那个和我比戀气的家伙居然还没出来，真是高手啊。。。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmPucvbx6cZJJT9Ss6VQLnfFbgwrYTsuSOqwgsPQspnibxgaBBQKev5Xg"}
{"text": "还只围着一条浴巾那种紧张感太美妙了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9u97kqajnj20bs0boq4g"}
{"text": "绿帽子王交接仪式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYeBveL5QgPL7tVpsYpTDZYuUUKKRuy0GY3EkQ4egmYxT1HcbFJibg9ag"}
{"text": "一根筷子叫我怎么吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOH5MvDBqTicTl7Cz6giclHRcHwlEmAyExDYTER8WpL2U8EBzOWkKOiaucdg"}
{"text": "你们在自助餐厅自带床铺是准备吃到什么时候？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcoT0IZwLqmCl7bWcqicaPGPRmYtLMOKPOsvaVPvQpAloAeHaSk0G8LHw"}
{"text": "爸爸。", "question": "请你创造一个新的表情符号。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6652320"}
{"text": "溅起的水花", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "好，今年语文高考就考这题了。", "question": "有没有一个汉字可以体现 「变废为宝」 的意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两个肩带还能装咪咪的东西，你想看吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "等待学生自动安静下来的老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibzbZOw6WJsbHG7Ru3Rk40liasLo7UcjuPyibHeFBg5lsS6y0JaVssgR3g"}
{"text": "不知道写什么也能成为现代艺术。", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "试了下。刚才洗手。现在拖地。", "question": "为什么手握鸡蛋，鸡蛋不碎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到这个问题后过来硬要回答", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hezzf2i11kj30ci0elq7b"}
{"text": "进攻时会升起来的怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwi60om2rnj60zg1b9n3n02"}
{"text": "死后僵硬了的样子。", "question": "睡相难看的反义词", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387222"}
{"text": "张小龙：我只做你们想要的张一鸣：我要做没做到的王欣：我挑战都不敢做的罗永浩：我做掉我自己", "question": "为什么在 2019 年初多闪、马桶 MT 和聊天宝这三款社交 app 同时发布，这个时间点做社交的原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "工作电话。一老外来电，全程英语。说有材料寄来。我想问他怎么寄来，是发电子邮件还是寄纸质版邮件来。本应说：「By mail or by e-mail？」然而脑子短路，说成了：「By mail or by female?」刚说完就想到不对，马上说：「Oh sorry, by mail or by e-mail?」老外轻轻笑了声，说：「By mail. 」这声笑声背后一定是冷冷的尴尬笑脸。", "question": "因为口误，你闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师我好崇拜你！可以在我的假条上签个名吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5WmnOETOVibyRZAicZQcszIqsExcDNEMd8mFtvblgaMKSYoSVSQF9spfg"}
{"text": "我的猫明明是黄色的", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "你应该把自己排在那九成人类里的第一位。", "question": "我想统一地球，带来永久的和平。但是，在这个过程中，却有可能杀死九成的人类，我应该怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用口水吹泡泡算吗？先用舌头和下颚在舌面做成一个「口水泡」，然后喉咙底缓慢送风将泡泡吹至舌尖顶端，然后迅速收回下颚和舌头，泡泡就会脱离口腔迎风飘扬。记得我初中的时候，下课无聊在教室门口，倚在二楼的走廊杆子上从外面吹泡泡，不小心滴在了楼下路过的人头上。这是我唯一一次间接接触到当时的校花。也是这项技能唯一有用的时候。", "question": "你有什么一辈子也用不到的知识或技能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脚都麻dei", "question": null, "star": 343, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "橙子下面铺着一张女性的海报。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4324962"}
{"text": "明年也加油，矢野！", "question": "收集七个老虎球可以召唤出一只真正的老虎吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605111"}
{"text": "表面：热爱演艺事业的小哥哥一枚呀背后：再说水枪就把你们突突了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyFz5HC7Ttfam3eJL4Mz6grd4AKqgV6icdDYS5bhA5bUcTOfExqBaewGw"}
{"text": "波特，如果你愿意的话，格兰芬多还是能拿第一名的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEuGb8JwibGUicXSl3IEGxbmmziaVsZ1N9ZBxWAIQrxyF5t0GMrP7RXOFAw"}
{"text": "上班第一天工头说我只砍这棵树就好了", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "那家伙，我以为是黄瓜买的，结果只是西葫芦就被扔了，你能理解我的心情吗？", "question": null, "star": 515, "type": "I2T", "image": "6347031"}
{"text": "我在亚马逊上看到的三味线图案有些熟悉。", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "5672134"}
{"text": "无敌的感觉在两颗星星同时伸展的时候。", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "你大概没有鼻子吧，克林。", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "我发现用零花钱买冰淇淋的姐妹们。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7210490"}
{"text": "冠军队伍的接力棒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7icEde4Cnt6xplrrnythxUkwqEmFQlFiayR8n4lteDeQpQgIhian8mzs3g"}
{"text": "拿着竹竿就去了糖果店，结果被老奶奶袭击了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1261239"}
{"text": "一定要穿着盔甲和护甲。", "question": "在战国武将担任职务时常见的情况。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7301692"}
{"text": "复习呀，难道你还想年也过不好吗？╰_╯", "question": "光棍怎么过圣诞节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给个反面教材吧。我老板在他硕士和博士论文的致谢里分别写道：硕士：感谢我的妻子 A 某某的温情陪伴和支持，是她给了我前进的动力和勇气……（略去 200 字）博士：最温馨的感谢要送给爱妻 B 某某，是她……（略去 200 字）师母现在是 C 某某，就酱……", "question": "你的博士论文致谢部分，都有哪些想说的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《舌尖上的中国 3》《舌尖上的中国 4》《舌尖上的中国 5》相继播出", "question": "如果没有生殖隔离地球会变成什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚扎好的丸子头又散了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNqAia3EpeiaTKdxyF4pS9X51JnP1hvCuOM4KWibxF0eCibpVByesDCvic5hg"}
{"text": "水温80℃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9Jhwx4Gia63DyH2p8xLhN3YIQbia7dvIyTGMhNNtVIxI1lVyVdCb58w1cg"}
{"text": "肩颈疼痛的比喻太夸张了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3787205"}
{"text": "她很少说话，却连眼睛都被封住了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3398230"}
{"text": "哎呀，巨人？不知道啊，没听说过（愣住）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7168102"}
{"text": "右的鹦鹉是Miki，左边的鹦鹉是Purun。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351752"}
{"text": "新白娘子传奇有限公司", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGPg96M7SvPH5PmqvOPXarLI1ILpL4mrtpc4T3e8Y4qpZ5DIhjGypdlhg"}
{"text": "纸壳君~爱你，就是要跟你合体！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ep8vxjksxjj20c80abmxr"}
{"text": "石头上也得三年……石头上也得……三年。", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "点手机右上角分享朋友圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpfeAUk866eZTfAsNekAt8cZmZkM1gswIzNEZb7PNDNMQbkZrja3S3oHQE8PrzY5aIfc2gzVsB0w"}
{"text": "您吃的是筷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaerSiauSFWEIQxn0NoVK0ycMTic7gnNqP4bGDgccfUrE1CG8OWNl8Aicjw"}
{"text": "一根筷子艰难的挑起了米线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efvkafajw4j20bj0bd0u1"}
{"text": "哎呀！ UFO！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3740584"}
{"text": "日美合拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVFvXzPHj30XNqEBFuufhI4dk8BHzoQglqm4LicWnNy2ay39vykRsgZ8g"}
{"text": "被人欺负时好友过来阻止可搞不懂他心里怎么想", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3haj0t4f7j30ci0eln0k"}
{"text": "好好吸尘的黑板擦专用清扫机。", "question": "请告诉我一些中学校里没有但可能存在的东西。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855104"}
{"text": "第五节课是自习。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5683657"}
{"text": "你想要天上的星星我都摘给你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "这家公司决定接纳第一位女员工。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4028155"}
{"text": "高中三年在校广播站值班。当年广播站有个小小的听众福利，学生可以在前一天把想听的曲目写在纸条上，投入广播室门口的小信箱，由播音员第二天挑选几首在午饭或晚饭的时间段播放。而最人性化的一点是，可以在点歌的同时写下自己想说的话和送歌的人。学校虽然没有明令禁止放情歌，但毕竟是在高中，广播站平时也只能放些同学庆生、毕业惜别之类的歌。高二某天，我从信箱里摸出来一个皱巴巴的纸条。只有四个字：开不了口。看到「口」字那个熟悉的写法，一笔写下来的圆，写完后还习惯性在左边边缘加上一竖。我笑了。那天中午，全校都回荡着那句：就是开不了口让她知道就是那么简单几句我办不到「一首开了口的《开不了口》送给高二语文组的孟老师，那么简单几句，某位地理老师他一定办得到。」次日上午，当看到高二四班的地理老师和脸颊飞起红晕的孟老师并肩走在校园里时，全校沸腾了。自此，江湖上多了个「二中奶音神助攻」的名号……", "question": "你在学校做过哪些使你一战成名、全校皆知的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然听见广场舞音乐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXT4Y1QmbLJiba6NwIo5IOcmGQ9icHSmzhvgLU0LpKphVbU1JXLpCHic6mlw"}
{"text": "这是三天前的停车票，取出来的时候应该会被收大约3万日元吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2154244"}
{"text": "假面骑士w", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "我老师的一个故事。有次他会见一中国学生的家长，孩子他爸见面就给鞠了一躬，直接把他吓跪下......对中国一无所知的他......以为那是中国人在开始 Kung Fu Fight 之前的某种仪式......", "question": "外国人对中国的哪些刻板印象会令国人很惊讶？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我跪下了，但他说我没有诚意，我试了很多方法，但是已经不行了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "763889"}
{"text": "胖子和小男孩在日本上空飞行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPLyaXPjCxVhISbJVyQ3xibBjrcXNmcUUiat0UN2ribq7JmCDobmclV1aDg"}
{"text": "在联谊会上放了个屁，赶紧捂住。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6397093"}
{"text": "名日武神生酒不懂英语，随便回答yes，yes后，飞机一架接一架的撞毁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibcJWJmL6f0ndWwOib3BlqTppLIKcDMcuN8r08Y85mDnLZMpcU6Zq7now"}
{"text": "善逸，你这是什么表情啊！", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "4914997"}
{"text": "魔术师：是！鸽子消失了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nFAJiaC2QKHjaBwjZqiaSqAlk1CLfDib7OqwPibAGaY5ncpib8bLMgqsAP1pQ"}
{"text": "拍了预告片但并未大火。", "question": "果然鬼灭的北二和樱桃小丸子有很多相似之处。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406058"}
{"text": "虽然没见过这种花会开花，但我不太感兴趣。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2538049"}
{"text": "想拦的车直接开过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8knY5PfgoyWChD89kLV28UKzcnRrwBYHWFdcriavwo3tW88K3tiaFIwseA"}
{"text": "你说的话很好笑，没有头发却有很漂亮的眉毛啊哈哈，但是之后你会为此后悔的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4306730"}
{"text": "我想说这边不用谢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2971957"}
{"text": "选中小姐后突然进入了战斗模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgt82v41e8j30ci0elwf4"}
{"text": "会读完 52 本书。", "question": "一周读完一本书，坚持一年后会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊~真是个可爱的熊猫宝宝~/", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6398538"}
{"text": "烧烤店竟然有猪肉叉烧，真是个谜。", "question": "烧烤常见知识。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6522054"}
{"text": "热心群众为天花板接生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1el4rs0gymaj209u08x0tp"}
{"text": "纪律委员会主任", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7340697"}
{"text": "手被绑在胸前的大雄居然用脸发出了龟派气功！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBy6flwhPMU6BnsykHib2vq4dlJibh9HCWIZ08G51GJRMSSPy6BW5xUTzg"}
{"text": "你的身材只能反映你的营养。", "question": "如何看待「你的身材反映出你的修养」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "碍事", "question": "急诊室为什么一般不允许病人亲属进入？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呜呼唉呀！真遗憾！因为答错了所以没收一个！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1409718"}
{"text": "puma与NiKE之争", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fzld9xqjnkj21ma1mfqei"}
{"text": "我的最后一根头发啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2892594"}
{"text": "不要那样用胡萝卜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZw7gJiaKIfCJLUiaWJFupOQia8yIzGLmNanJiadv6RzuPhFWpNPpaM7O1S5A"}
{"text": "老妈又叫我全名了", "question": "有哪些可怕的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮卡丘（沙哑的狗狗声音）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5175357"}
{"text": "说话的驯鹿是宝可梦啊！", "question": "如果千鸟路在海贼王的世界里会出现，他可能会说什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937417"}
{"text": "妈妈海龟说：‘……你生了孩子是好的，但是500万啊……国家呀？国家级别的吗？！’", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5753197"}
{"text": "烟头掉在地上时蚂蚁看到的景象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q603TA1aOrkf11icSvsdiaR3neuJV7kibtCHXLs9zdEgvvAZwn0jprcxSR0A"}
{"text": "我若赞你，你会看到有 1024 个人赞你", "question": "你的知乎昵称有哪些寓意、由来或故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叫妈妈。", "question": "爸爸说的话真让人讨厌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6826293"}
{"text": "前边的快点，是你家房子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TzExolKgrpSicO3NOTwN59vsdqR4GlFiclkjmZbibYfh6tJBU4LicIaSgicg"}
{"text": "全力以赴！", "question": "请问如果误入了女浴池应该怎么办？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855021"}
{"text": "对面的教练和裁判打起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHrWdBicfHn3BVjhhn8XJlHS74Bac7DIre2M9ZxvjFf8SicGk1meI72PWA"}
{"text": "我倒了牛奶。", "question": null, "star": 1306, "type": "I2T", "image": "3706156"}
{"text": "绝招！翻转榻榻米！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7059625"}
{"text": "我很擅长寝技和关节技。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1325054"}
{"text": "送人的书吧……", "question": "有什么书让你觉得一定要买纸质书才行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "干那啥，那个盾不行。", "question": "变形金刚初印象的重装小猎犬现在似乎是最受欢迎的。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6575026"}
{"text": "大学毕业论文题目。——————————————————请大家点赞后随手留下自己的论文题目，看看谁最一本正经的瞎说。。。——————————————————看评论中国复兴有望，立马赶超美帝。", "question": "有哪些听起来高大上实际上很普通的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷快起来，那是电饭锅！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic32dAibDwhxEz9QTazJpb2hA2yfUrBKiaRjLu1UjKdlLcicN81VpUxnyJUvpicvAv5QC9OZnRpT9Chg"}
{"text": "您是否已经年满18岁？！是口否", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn24rvizs0j30ci0elgrp"}
{"text": "你可以联合其他同学一起完成一个追着打的行为艺术——可以叫：《群像 • 破坏着破坏着的破坏者的破坏者》又或者，在每个作品前都装上摄像头，录下破坏的慢动作：《被凝视的毁灭者》", "question": "同学计划完成一个毕设展上毁坏在场所有毕设的行为艺术，是否应该劝说他放弃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "远处的东西很美。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6576438"}
{"text": "蟑螂看到的最终画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef87nhpypzj20aw09k0th"}
{"text": "因为最早的文明发源地基本都在河边……", "question": "大禹治水、《圣经》里的洪水…… 为什么很多民族的古老传说中都有大洪水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "分别吃了洋葱、柠檬、柠檬和野生菌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W4DZ87e5ic4clffrKiant9nZpzCY8w0o2LY5tTs8K8VKc0lf1Mf1aed5g"}
{"text": "被剧场版录用后回家的路上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp9x2qmlzhj30ci0elgr5"}
{"text": "百闻不如一见。", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "大地赞美歌颂", "question": "把名曲前面加上一到三个字，破坏了它。", "star": 114, "type": "T2T", "image": "4201359"}
{"text": "台词还没定下来。", "question": "他肯定是个吸烟者。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029231"}
{"text": "男人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "地铁下来后的我：我的左耳机呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "启动手机的照相模式结果是内镜头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecx8udraw6j20b80b8gmp"}
{"text": "我想让那孩子踩脚刹车，但是他没穿鞋，非常兴奋。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359609"}
{"text": "那这里呢？（指的是哪里）是肘部。是耳朵。", "question": null, "star": 893, "type": "I2T", "image": "7146733"}
{"text": "看，里面写着“粉色的湿”。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5590457"}
{"text": "源赖朝好像讨厌女人。", "question": "请问有关镰仓时代的3本相关书籍/文献。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6570130"}
{"text": "怎么全趴下了，好想跟强一点的对手战斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7zwldgdf7j30ci0el786"}
{"text": "他一直睁着眼睛面对着我睡觉，导致我无法专心入睡。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1416338"}
{"text": "我刚才摸了鼻屎，感觉到了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283443"}
{"text": "我觉得大家可能都很在意，但这支麦克风本来就很细啊。不是因为我胖，显得它细，而是它本来就细。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423774"}
{"text": "400M跑迷路了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPtSeQtmuqfu8yLNCfOSWCcEQzzNrcfuYfa9cKlVwzkrP6PvStIoOYCQ"}
{"text": "火影忍者", "question": "给电视动画片中加上一个字，使其感觉很奇怪。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6449276"}
{"text": "检查《特洛伊木马》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "OMG!三下两下一不留神就进了五角大楼网站", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fyd1idg610j20yi0zyb0v"}
{"text": "你哪里痒吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2660894"}
{"text": "汉堡包视角", "question": null, "star": 348, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkd6rt13rzj60x318579402"}
{"text": "对于你这样看得到真理却看不到文字的人，我建议你配一副老花镜。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2766318"}
{"text": "加班加的。", "question": "领导对我说「你瘦了」该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用猫猫练习系丝带后猫猫一动不动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy7ni2vj0zj30ci0elwhv"}
{"text": "夸张了点儿。", "question": null, "star": 484, "type": "I2T", "image": "7225327"}
{"text": "播出事故", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151033"}
{"text": "三只小猪的最后一页", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6787161"}
{"text": "博尔特逛街会不会觉得别人走路都太慢了？", "question": "开赛车的人会不会觉得平时开车太慢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到路怒症驾驶时。", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "“乌拉圭人我带来了，我要的东西呢？”", "question": null, "star": 73, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "那条狗应该是屏幕前的单身狗吧", "question": "《大话西游》里最后那句「他好像一条狗啊」有什么深意?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滨田岳开始音乐活动了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352975"}
{"text": "这是他还没拿到糯米团子之前的故事。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7182721"}
{"text": "牙被弄坏了，快气炸了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6774903"}
{"text": "这种事不存在的，所以中央线经常停运啊。", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "穿那么好看给程序看吗？", "question": "中国程序员是否偏爱「冲锋衣+牛仔裤+运动鞋」的衣着？如果是，为何会形成这样的潮流？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别睡啦别睡啦～你再不去乌龟都要到终点啦～", "question": null, "star": 352, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwazahvoej60u00vvwhx02"}
{"text": "我错买了巧克力球的 caramel。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "角落里的地缚灵主张太强烈了。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3079059"}
{"text": "听我说念佛。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7248841"}
{"text": "后面是福建人，广东人点的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibUicosn5oNLce5tDZCCfLl2sd0orSeN3FL9p5IxaLtgoiaPMnSg4uemBg"}
{"text": "我妹妹晴子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "我点了蚕豆佃煮的伴手礼，但是是生的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3662477"}
{"text": "给你六十五张一块的和一张一百的，你选哪个？", "question": "本科生 65 个证书为什么抵不过一个 985 硕士的学历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别闹了，快把篮球还给别人。", "question": "一个女生被五个人追是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我得去买忘记买的洋葱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6672801"}
{"text": "北方的黑色电话和我非常合拍。", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "我命由我不由天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1MplFhZoWggIECzJD7k7t59aBufN5EIEicTxZrstmec7PFicSekMxTgcA"}
{"text": "小宇宙爆发", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3829372"}
{"text": "换上LED灯后能亮30分钟了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn1ds5vn4zj30ci0elq8t"}
{"text": "为什么要锁上冷冻室的门？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2syxdv9ixj20md0pwju9"}
{"text": "「你说实话，我保证不生气」时的X光照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hakf4v9vn8j30ci0elwh5"}
{"text": "下次给柯南制造什么案子才好呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvibNMUjtzzWpIr1HVD3L66q5TJngLVGQV0xgwg6tpibPdEELr9CDehGzw"}
{"text": "好的，我知道了。我会遵守顺序的，我不会逃跑的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "233184"}
{"text": "生物狗们来做道填空题：二十一世纪是________的世纪。", "question": "都有哪些错误的对科技的预测？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6469228"}
{"text": "千万不能摸到光束部分哦？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2420796"}
{"text": "知乎提问：大胸是怎样一种体验", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMMOWK0mVbATt9vxcpHAntzQeVweaPhK440h1O3ACFnDy2NtxbpS35qQ"}
{"text": "这是留给你作纪念的，是障子画的钱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3707235"}
{"text": "别人发段子的时候你把「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈卧槽笑死我了」换成「谢谢，有被笑到。」", "question": "怎样由沙雕变得高冷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为停电而受困将近两小时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTBypVmESDdiaRJJBV5MJJUEeZMYgPjaiaY5XC4HtNUE2odicXaDNjfvVtA"}
{"text": "卧槽我这是第几圈？！", "question": "你跑步的时候在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "完完全全是我输了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6309654"}
{"text": "吃什么会那么臭的屁啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6036560"}
{"text": "有天在外面走着走着，突然脚一酸，低头一看，原来踩到了一个柠檬。原来脚也有味觉呀？", "question": "为什么用包辣椒的纸擦屁股，屁股感觉辣。而用包糖的纸擦屁股，屁股不感觉甜。大神们请在化学角度分析一下？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最终卷的封面", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4595809"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈，我做到了。理由？没有啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6175589"}
{"text": "古代的垃圾邮件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9yvwnny5pj20as0ac752"}
{"text": "勇士穿上了盔甲！勇士的防御力增加了2点。智慧减少了8点。周围的目光变得冷淡了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3772119"}
{"text": "野外遇到狮子该怎么办，我记得答案就在这一页的啊？", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "说个业余的吧。曾经练了两年。某次跟一哥们玩弹脑瓜崩的，我弹了他一下，他头上的包一礼拜没下去。", "question": "攀岩人的指力有多好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来我们吃的都是妈妈吐出来的！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "你的狗，有健康码吗？", "question": "北京一酒店餐厅人狗同桌吃饭，酒店回应狗狗病了需要照顾。你支持宠物进饭店吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捡到主人扔出去的飞盘后一回头发现被遗弃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsdalsk0mxj30ci0el463"}
{"text": "坐得好好的，突然翘起二郎腿身子微微往一边斜。劳资要放屁了！", "question": "有哪些如「女孩子突然把手伸进领子多半是在捞胸罩肩带」的小秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔壁班的学生们。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "专业鼠标手治疗", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "你打算怎么处理你爸爸的克隆体？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6767599"}
{"text": "预算不够的变身画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjmQEFPr9e1UDEWibq2sfJrcBIeBbNx6mSyVUltdxiaibO23HvJzL1qXOkiaHAhRZsEsJUdApib87RYT8A"}
{"text": "不知道食券的号码是六还是九。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7335686"}
{"text": "当然是自动笔！小时候上学前班，用铅笔写作业写到心累，有一次问姐姐她用什么写作业，得到的回答是自动笔！我居然天真的以为自动笔就是可以自动写作业的笔！一直等到上了小学，姐姐送了我一支自动笔，立在纸上倒下来的一瞬间简直要哭昏在厕所。", "question": "大家有哪些破灭的童年幻想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "满满的满满的转圈圈打气球！", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6812598"}
{"text": "我不认识所有的人。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "“我的QQ头像怎么不显示了？”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "左：能不能把空调关了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ew5ielz8oej20a60ckdgv"}
{"text": "减税", "question": "似是而非的东西", "star": 100, "type": "T2T", "image": "7283680"}
{"text": "千钧一发之际想要避开却没能避开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5128205"}
{"text": "老兄，你拉链没拉！快拉上！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h787ybmqyij30ci0eln25"}
{"text": "路人经过橱窗时对着里面的人喊“嗨~”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4208047"}
{"text": "星期五的前一天居然是星期四。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "别一边说着奇奇怪怪的话一边开我家的门啊喂", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "恋人未满，恋人以上的距离。", "question": "害虫不如人类，但比人类低级。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3093928"}
{"text": "乌鸦坐飞机！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "儿童胆囊正常值是长 8-12cm，宽 3-5cm，小于这个范围才算是胆小！如果孩子胆小是先天性的，一般不是什么大问题，不需要采取特殊治疗。但是要按时的进行复查，并且观察身体上是否有明显的不适症状。一般随着孩子年龄的生长，胆囊的尺寸也会慢慢长大的。如果是后天因素导孩子胆小，很有可能是存在胆囊上的疾病，比如存在结石类疾病或者是炎症疾病。特别是疾病长时间不得到治疗，出现了反复的发作，就容易导致胆囊部位出现萎缩。对于此种病症，只要积极的采取药物治疗或者是手术治疗，胆就会慢慢重新大起来。当然，胆太大也不是什么好事，正常尺寸最好！", "question": "如何让一个孩子变得胆大起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "春节假期最后一天，你的妈妈告诉你，明年再一个人就别回家了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "因为地球这一端的比赛不好看", "question": "为什么这么多人会在夜里三点半爬起来看地球另一端的足球比赛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用这个角色继续冒险→继续还是不继续", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1008799"}
{"text": "跟你说了多少回了，我们是猫，是猫！别学那只仓鼠，给我咽下去！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "求你了，先别带球回家，能让我男朋友再进两球吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyyu87BlphA7pA3OgNE8Wo4vXZVsRQkZwMtyEZaRTbvIHSibupuDJPAIA"}
{"text": "好像没有生气！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004012"}
{"text": "我忘记戴口罩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2ahjgwzqoj30ci0elq5l"}
{"text": "以为自己已经穿好衣服准点上班后突然醒来", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "她在奶茶店撒娇，他却在逃避责任。", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "我错把师傅的内衣给偷了！能和我女儿交换一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5680573"}
{"text": "暑假作业每天做一页就可以完成了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9SgjwcNpATXQZ8PdAa52NBK2ibfddaqrXTdYEPjpHmesIVODNHWSzG4Q"}
{"text": "我所有财产押的那匹马跑了倒数第一", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8cp79h355j30ci0elt9n"}
{"text": "应该找谁当父亲呢？", "question": "玛丽亚怀孕时的想法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6641092"}
{"text": "这个视频已被删除。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064937"}
{"text": "离职了让谁看我花钱？", "question": "中了五千万你会立马离职吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "弟弟，出来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "哎？这是速冻食品吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6935189"}
{"text": "发现女儿眼睛看见了玩具店的我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "打棒球", "question": "在全是女性的运动会上，最能引起高潮的比赛是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7326150"}
{"text": "玉转盘", "question": "在全是女性的运动会上，最能引起高潮的比赛是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7326150"}
{"text": "整个学校没有一个垃圾桶。因为“学校不是产生垃圾的地方。”", "question": "你的高中有哪些恶心的校规？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NASA发布的太阳表面照片。", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "3892630"}
{"text": "憋尿比赛进行到了决赛圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JV3X8c8iceW98SlGYMG8fmECLdFCsoUasXRlkySzicQpkLv4qYTbpCuwTA"}
{"text": "爱的供氧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWQTaaWLV1dSia5cSL5ooW4QqDfZaanfDpIn91OiclgibaBAtdb97ZBSu5w"}
{"text": "麻蛋，10086 竟然知道她醉酒然后主动要求去接她。", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "草木皆兵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWNBSEfva5QNKSCkL46VTsKW6JEHHQswFWxjJMz6bF9w2pcrdXekFZjA"}
{"text": "“头上的王冠哪儿买的？”", "question": null, "star": 59, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "香蕉在耳边诉说着什么，让简深受感动而流泪，原来她是个能和香蕉说话的超能力者。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1393869"}
{"text": "等一下，我要发泄一下。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380640"}
{"text": "第一次被夺走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7h16QH3gyUTPVKm8K8YAVS6M8Md1ZWYEOwHocMN3AIsgzk92ibuNCib39w"}
{"text": "你那个口袋里不是什么都有的吗？拿出驾照来啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFC7eNfe7jFVldtuo8epehOHj316bm1T8ic2DwNk6BWyD53HqBHRIib3IQg"}
{"text": "发现了一个步数计数器！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7314447"}
{"text": "青春18切符，请给我四张。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "285209"}
{"text": "脚臭。", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "带盐去看她的妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4QUK6EjT2M7tUuVXnvAATX32FbmpEtxjDCKLqHRb5o8JpwTm13BewFA"}
{"text": "司机！追上前面那只乌龟！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0mdgvk3hnj20ml0p20wj"}
{"text": "我弟弟二年级的时候，有一次不肯写作业，爷爷帮他写了。第二天交上去给老师，老师给了个 0 分。他不知道为什么，拿给我一看，明白了，不给 0 分才是有鬼呢。爷爷写的是繁体字。", "question": "从哪些有趣的细节可以从侧面反映 1949 年后中国社会的变迁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女主角厌倦了。", "question": "日剧那些事", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214999"}
{"text": "一棵树嫉妒另一棵树时，恨不得变成一把斧头。", "question": "妒忌到底有多可怕?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "离诺贝尔奖还很远，但是离诺贝尔不远了。", "question": "读博压力有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "值得注意的是，犯罪嫌疑人吉田沙保里（36岁）供述称“只是摸了头”等……", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4079294"}
{"text": "女儿来玩过之后，我拼命寻找并找到了它，但在玩了之后，从磨损的程度可以判断出是父亲的东西。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5314791"}
{"text": "坐在座位上的就是小老虎（或小狮子）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1588805"}
{"text": "老师：这道题谁来回答一下？", "question": null, "star": 272, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm08qehgptj610g13ggu702"}
{"text": "不小心把蛋摔破了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkmaFgcRoiajFUMFfO2kJYWiakWPeYUicbXEcv8dZWeVcHGCB5vTNibchX5Q"}
{"text": "本州的常见中文译法是“本岛”，通常用于指日本最大的岛屿 Honshu（本州）。", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "你耳朵分辨率低", "question": "夏天知了为什么会整齐地鸣叫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一般看到不转不是中国人都会挺兴奋的不转………………", "question": "「不转不是中国人」是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大哥，张先生。", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "从游泳课的第三第四节课开始，我就失去了记忆...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3649869"}
{"text": "刘奶奶家的茅坑蛮深的，能淹没我的头顶。 （编辑注：对不起大家，今天又是屎尿屁小编值班）（编辑小李注：瞎说的，一直都只有我一个人……）", "question": "用一短小的话证明你是有故事的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有一个人是清醒的，其他人都是醉醺醺的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6782625"}
{"text": "我得了花粉症，连续打哈欠。", "question": "如何才能成为大魔王？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2740205"}
{"text": "反而，什么是优点呢？", "question": "男人戴假发的缺点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6417850"}
{"text": "中午吃什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPcAehWvTrZb8nPKr1UdUEpS10swI3thzZEFib9xhkFbXAJjYdLFUreQA"}
{"text": "这是狗吃剩的，不介意的话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh8lgpozp9j30ci0el3zd"}
{"text": "不要把Kazu的事告诉媒体", "question": "第一的黑心企业惊人的公司内部规定是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6542342"}
{"text": "如果定义把吃完的包装丢到垃圾桶里是洗碗的话，那点外卖拆包装就是做饭。", "question": "在「做饭的一方不用洗碗」的口头协议中，点外卖并拆开包装可解释为「做饭」吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从牙缝里挖出了意想不到的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4GPHic8iaA52OjSLoj2dKgomUicmmxIkxNLMXe4tZ5mNuyvufEe0Ytbv2Q"}
{"text": "男朋友用惊喜的方式演奏自创的歌曲说“我们结婚吧”，女朋友在吃了幸福蛋糕后五个小时，慢慢享受蛋糕上附带的粉色粉末。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1823634"}
{"text": "一分钟内店外路过九个人，三辆车；零食区总共有六只老鼠在啃东西一个人在捏方便面，五个小偷已经得手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibgKZyLfnyoGzJwXdCWDicTax4pGoa7Tib1xibCKseC6rAFJCsnPTj8rTug"}
{"text": "爷爷奶奶眼中的你玩手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WicGz57L4J8soaKK3onKDPUgLtwDrwtcW7I0YY1xyBud4UfKo5GkEEPA"}
{"text": "三色圆珠笔同时按下时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9qq2v7b13j30ci0elq7g"}
{"text": "全员都能行。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6731587"}
{"text": "倔强的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3003333"}
{"text": "我也不是一直在等你，刚到这儿。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7057053"}
{"text": "谁先说话的啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5068888"}
{"text": "这还真没听说过，只听有个朋友说过，一个月没吃肉，闻着别人都是香的。", "question": "吃素久了能闻出吃肉的人身上有臭味，是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只是脱掉上衣就能拿到这么多报酬？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahMskDJ4na8lQStuSG2eDXaH1uZS5fibfjMFNZicpRG0u8ZK3EYWa7sItqA"}
{"text": "有:就这几个。", "question": "互联网行业内，有不压榨员工的公司吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那小子跑去自首了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkghddbs6oj30ci0elgpr"}
{"text": "谁TM把灯关了！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvt2q6vha3j20yi15anmk"}
{"text": "想要战胜他，必须先关掉他的BGM", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqYHmqWrmvzkODNPicibqyJXu9oacLBvawCRl1CEVJyOsYtY314WibSFQ3g"}
{"text": "你居然说用川水洗衣，真是胡扯！", "question": null, "star": 3180, "type": "I2T", "image": "1354708"}
{"text": "烤章鱼丸", "question": "在名古屋，每天早上吃饭是很普遍的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5985123"}
{"text": "姜你军，那个变态汉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285304"}
{"text": "“主任一一都没别人了还不叫亲爱的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpuHpjyECYCdwwdxUr7PvCNmvM4MQy4AQwsvh7P4Vjj4KxzmJ0OCUAXQ"}
{"text": "拜登的秘书和翻译", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaambnxar0qTb7LEhDZqIic311vo4trfS4RLaoOnCpA91DTiaaTG293PEg"}
{"text": "顾客您好，请轮流点餐", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g0unc69j0ij20yi15t7vk"}
{"text": "独自一人练习太空步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtoaqwhknuj30ci0elq5u"}
{"text": "居然还有5天就开始紧张了", "question": "距离毕业论文的中期答辩还剩 5 天，我还什么都没有干，不敢找导师，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸在牛奶店工作。", "question": "给国家名字改个有趣的名字。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "3625612"}
{"text": "河南队长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5wo7aumsSiaqIGPjJevrVZlgmN3ZicRliau69U0Pd9tkUbhpGkJcBBXEWg"}
{"text": "＂有毛得下车的？＂＂YO〜！＂＂YO〜！＂＂YO〜！＂", "question": "为什么说武汉是一个朋克式的城市？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乳房上贴暖宝宝哦❤️", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6384968"}
{"text": "养羊比较好。", "question": "请告诉我一个像中东地区会有的谚语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373904"}
{"text": "为什么我的照片会在葬礼的祭坛上？你在听吗？或者说，你是不是看不见我了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7043021"}
{"text": "行啊。严格实行一周 40 小时制，加班按照劳动法给工资。五险一金足额缴纳。每个月月底发放当月工资。违反的公司加入失信名单。", "question": "如何评价浙江拟用征信约束频繁跳槽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数学课本上经常出现的小明", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEyF7rYU4jGhDXCd62g8oAnzqdjwlGYALrC4rJILzhql8XFFlZt1UkNSg"}
{"text": "祝您参议院选举成功。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6676063"}
{"text": "边吃边说头痛，却说不出个所以然来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384032"}
{"text": "听到出生了不可能的血型，父亲怒目而视，母亲移开视线，儿子隐约察觉到了什么。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1222508"}
{"text": "“我被截图配吐槽语了”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "想都不敢想，哪有那个福气。", "question": "如果给你一个机会，大家都愿意泡异性的自己吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "榨干最后一滴的蛋黄酱。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1402232"}
{"text": "紧盯医生眼镜片，角度和光线对的情况下，能看到拔牙直播。", "question": "看牙医时应该睁眼还是闭眼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一看就不是真爱，人家的名字都记不住。", "question": "在安装了海量字体的情况下，如何在 PS 里快速的翻到自己想要的字体？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早就把钱这种重东西扔掉了。", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "普京...原谅他。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303381"}
{"text": "别再挠背了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1538780"}
{"text": "花洒G3", "question": "把童话的标题翻译成外语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975674"}
{"text": "来啊，你！你还不来吗？你真的会来吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4268085"}
{"text": "这真是糟透了！", "question": "玛丽亚怀孕时的想法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6641092"}
{"text": "太冷了，快把小太阳插上", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "你知道有些轮胎的花纹缝隙大得根本碾不到蚂蚁么？", "question": "在北大清华或者其他顶尖 985 院校，到底存在不存在智商被碾压这回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看，我会给你食物的。", "question": null, "star": 661, "type": "I2T", "image": "1207174"}
{"text": "录取榜上没儿子学号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhbk530m5rj30ci0el423"}
{"text": "来跟我比做蛋糕吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5285853"}
{"text": "我今年六十岁，从未工作过。", "question": "请分享一些不太高级的吹牛话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6999639"}
{"text": "你怎么知道我是蝙蝠侠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzN8IvzhSf1HTpCws1yMhPEYDfzLNXmf3aduzfxFkJDReSAOtuUz2gwIQ"}
{"text": "按 shift 键", "question": "狙击手是如何克服呼吸对瞄准的影响的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“你就是新来的群众演员吧？赶紧去换衣服！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "一开始就是……咕咚！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6963094"}
{"text": "广告里「愿拥有婴儿般的睡眠」这句话是大错特错的。应该是：「愿你拥有婴儿父亲般的睡眠」。嗯。", "question": "有哪些养娃的事实，没养过娃的人一定不会相信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "作为种马，它有致命的缺陷。", "question": "三冠马或许会出现吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5707123"}
{"text": "你握过的手一定握过几几喔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstasDqD3PwokQghPVGDok7HBTEEmNXQzAPn1Ua3hic6iccibB6ej2tY0Ua1w"}
{"text": "我喜欢拉面汤和夜晚都浓厚的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6525410"}
{"text": "你吃得很饱啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3226190"}
{"text": "菜麻烦催一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6El9Um5ZQK2tC8gLmEibibhulug0fkvc0A0vficAfYb8cQXGaPRvqG6arH8A"}
{"text": "握寿司前给手消毒", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvzm4fjpx1j20yi1abe81"}
{"text": "止住打嗝！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373729"}
{"text": "因为面试官聊得非常开心，我以为我肯定会被录用，但是我还是落选了。", "question": "求职的那些事儿", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1389634"}
{"text": "有一次和顾客解释他的卡布奇诺为什么比拿铁轻是因为卡布奶沫多的时候 态度挺好 很认真在解释 客人一下把杯子摔桌子上 说 你跟我犟嘴是不是....", "question": "星巴克有哪些奇葩顾客提的要求，让你目瞪口呆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火墙？你把子弹融化了，飞你脸上一堆钢水？", "question": "铸造一堵冰墙还是火墙挡子弹比较有效？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "也许并不是套套的质量问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWjfiaKQVSv7gib3ibsSU97v9crYHKvV6O1a6ZBM8cp6pDhPe5tQbQ1Bxyw"}
{"text": "……这个……我忽然想到一个问题：被门夹过的核桃，吃了还补脑吗？", "question": "陶喆出轨之后，婚礼还可以播放他的歌曲吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奴隶终于觉醒了！", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "人工智能工作台灵感来自陈香六点半", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "大航海时代", "question": "把汽车的名字稍微改一下，让它显得有点土气。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5413618"}
{"text": "《某地一男子用刀自残，称看完美剧后怀疑自己是人造人》", "question": "如何评价美剧《西部世界》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我高中每天六点半一亮灯，三分钟之内就走人。吃了早饭之后，每天第一个到教室。从来不会迟到。   然后上午睡四节课左右吧。", "question": "每个宿舍最早起来的人后来怎么样了呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下弦之鬼集合", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3j8um9kzwj30ci0elgpf"}
{"text": "我昨天开始做俯卧撑了，但是地毯太脏了，所以我感冒了。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "汉字考试中出现了自己名字上的字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he3luir05mj30ci0el77n"}
{"text": "天皇现在毫无防备，杀了他！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "349840"}
{"text": "哈哈哈，干得好！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3671265"}
{"text": "前方有挠胳肢窝犯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksmBhlI0Er958YhKFlVVDStS4QXJOBj5xCk51OKicdU6pb8TKGww65Rew"}
{"text": "你用这个角色开始故事吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351897"}
{"text": "有人看到我的孜然了吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "暴利摩托", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCblK5UdG8Ys5JhSwWK7oEy28hnBOvHXB7JMAicQ43ve0uuZZ0vVROdNRw"}
{"text": "宋小宝，有被冒犯到。", "question": "你的外貌被人说过像哪个明星吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就是求职考试的地狱开始。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134984"}
{"text": "老婆子说：“老头子，那是桃子。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "二！", "question": null, "star": 342, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "在数到第999只羊的时候进入了BOSS战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPqhmeut3B5kt4hT2UoL0BwRJniaf6j2GocJgicsQicicUD3lfYO4jcQkiamg"}
{"text": "看一眼手表。", "question": "当奥特曼的活动时间从3分钟变成3小时的时候，在最后阶段可能会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937128"}
{"text": "乡愁一道窄窄的门，吃货在这头，美食在那头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B628689gHtibNqQRuIlLYO5IfuDmh0XFAfs6Qy01FVBibk6SSEfhy4XWTibyq4w"}
{"text": "雪见大福记得放冰箱不然会孵出小鸟", "question": null, "star": 193, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4x8qnchs6j61401hcjzc02"}
{"text": "算了。不匿名了。", "question": "你遇到过哪些「有意思」的名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又睁着眼睛睡觉吗？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906608"}
{"text": "我就在想啊，与其让 BattlEye 直接封掉这 30 万账户，不如把这些开挂的玩家都移到一个服务器上，捉对厮杀，神仙打架游戏名我都想好了，就叫仙境求生：诸神的黄昏。998 一份。在这里飞升才算你吊，天天对手无科技的平民进行降维打击算什么本事！", "question": "怎么看待《绝地求生》外挂越来越多的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊~~夹到手指啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJlagW0dMw97RlXTDKeqvBibNeuBTzviaiaJ1TmXNFFWeg7ScOOVJvYYic4w"}
{"text": "你这泼猴给你救命毫毛就干这用的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQBM7EVicacJMYjp0BNHDSjonNloh6tabs4QtV9JbDRCX7Fkc6pbnkY2Q"}
{"text": "宿舍里公共的爸爸带饭回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bBbUmMqPJ6PWZdX4CPLRLIfItRM1vBkAPLLnV12qWwNKd0iaE0DvILibg"}
{"text": "过去，好吃的菜叫招牌菜。现在如果一道菜不能发光、着火、冒烟、出声、吹泡、蠕动、转动，以及伪装成食物以外的东西，那它是担不起招牌菜这三个字的。", "question": "你亲眼看着什么东西「向奇怪的地方发展过去了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在肚子里的宝宝长得太大了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1231681"}
{"text": "追溯酒会的记忆。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5994903"}
{"text": "汞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pSJeKGIkXbkGUkFTy7eNXvQzd8VWyHLshjcTHyZEXyiaXL7kwrYTCvQA"}
{"text": "抓头皮抓到一半才想起自己是火柴人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5Mia0uZzScvaPicnrd8t5IvKYplyVfZupfIlppNQoxFUZmAPicOZfic8ovYA"}
{"text": "牙刷头的清洗方法是用抛光膏。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3739120"}
{"text": "道路两旁绿化带里的植物不同的原因？ 两个绿化带的分管领导不同。", "question": "你见过最鬼畜的文综题是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在玩智龙迷城，摇来晃去。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6221916"}
{"text": "星星太亮了，我看不了猎户座的作业。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4895005"}
{"text": "记者：“听说各种打折和特价活动连战连胜，有什么窍门吗？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6034964"}
{"text": "全球变暖后死神收人be like", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "哎呦(哭)，真不顺利啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6427955"}
{"text": "他们推荐携带方便的东西，但奇怪的是却没有人有手机。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "那个脑袋怪异、趣味低级的家伙，他爸爸反对。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6450106"}
{"text": "我把玩具藏在寝室里了。", "question": "儿子的玩具箱里有的东西，让我感到不安。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5855714"}
{"text": "身为一个资深的 bitch，当厌烦了备胎们后，说过的话有：\"You are too good for me.\"\"You deserve better.\"\"I m not looking for any relationship right now.\"\"You are such a nice friend.\"\"I don't mind if you hang out with other girls lol.\"\"Sorry I don't date.\"\"I like you\",\"Thank you. I like hanging out with you too :)\"", "question": "「好人卡」的英文怎么说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们高中原来有两个晚自习，第一个晚自习七点到九点全班一起上，第二个九点到十点住宿生上。然后学校流传起来说女厕所一个高三的被人在厕所里掏了肾，一厕所的血，流言越传越凶，每个人都很害怕，学校也没有出来辟谣的意思，倒是派出所在校门口贴了个辟谣告示，但流言没有减弱的趋势。然后我们学校就把两个晚自习合并了，从七点到十点。我至今都严重的怀疑这是一个阴谋。", "question": "你知道哪些明显的谣言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《狸奴赋》其形也，翩若流云，漫若游风。落似秋叶，立如春松。软滑兮若初冬之浮雪，蹦跳兮若锦鲤之溅跃。体迅飞扑，飘忽若无，凌波微步，梅花随足。远而望之，仿见农业之文明；近而察之，常思演化之精妙。", "question": "怎样夸猫不落俗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "华丽的假日", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4826073"}
{"text": "稍微等一下。", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "一辈子单身。", "question": "请用四个汉字吓唬我。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3393797"}
{"text": "就这样，很快就把它当作孩子一样对待了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "375094"}
{"text": "一升牛奶", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1411086"}
{"text": "我去剪头发结果被理发师训了一顿。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4440044"}
{"text": "朋友大方地请你喝茅台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcJUBCw2eOtfNkqppYkb9H0yWVr2pHLQsjvdDu10j5nmxKmBBjNAZYsA"}
{"text": "甘宁为东吴大将，原名凌超，字阿尔萨斯，为凌操长子，庶出。因身份低微，故纵侠肆为，与其父关系愈发恶劣。后被黄祖收编，在与孙权的战事中射杀其父凌操。黄祖恶其见利忘义，为财弑父，遂不予重用。于是凌超复投孙权。凌统不知凌超即是其兄，又道杀父之仇不共戴天，数次出言辱骂凌超，至拔刀相向。凌超知凌统乃其亲弟，又羞于相认，唯有隐忍不言。而凌超本来脾气暴躁，又屡遭亲弟辱骂不敢作声，于是经常无故鞭挞士卒，顶撞上级。孙权听闻此事，亲见甘宁，诉以和气生财之理，又赐甘蔗、柑橘等物。凌超本不喜甜，一尝过后，竟有心旷神怡之感，再品过后，更是不能收拾。此后，每当急躁不能自持之时，甘宁便大吃柑橘、甘蔗等物，以宁心神。属下闻知此事，也常备甘物以减轻责罚。久而久之，军中常称凌超为甘宁，凌超亦恶其本名，遂以甘宁自称。甘宁戎马半生，感慨自身颠沛流离，最终却连亲弟都无法相认，虽杀敌无数，却反不如这甘物有益。于是将大半家财散去，购置了田园，专种甘蔗、柑橘等物，起名为“甘地”。在购置了田地，开始种植水果之后，为了寻求甜的真谛，甘宁甚至远赴汉中，考察蜀汉人民对于甜的看法。甘宁认为，为了更好的理解不同地区对味道的理解差异，他必须把自己当成当地人，排除一切偏见才能真正的领悟。因而，他在这段时间内自称“陕甘宁”，完全把自己当成了汉中当地人。他这种学徒般虔诚的意志正是“甘地”流传千古的重要原因。另外，由于甘宁是抛下自己部曲，只身离开的。孙权对外宣传他已死，把他的部曲赐予了陆逊。但是后来甘宁学成归来，已经变成了一位果园老农。但当年并肩作战的战友们当然知道他没死。孙皎与甘宁一同饮酒，酒醉后大骂甘宁抛下战友们去当了果农，甘宁却认为把果树种植业发展起来也是为国家做贡献。孙权听闻此事后特意写信指责了孙皎，令其与甘宁重归于好。也是因此，史书上对甘宁的死亡时间记录出现了矛盾甘宁临终时告诫家人：我一生嗜杀，虽功勋卓著，却无一可称者。唯有这柑橘、甘蔗，从我手下保住了不止多少无辜性命。你们要好好经营这种植园，让这些甘物平息世上的杀戮。甘宁的庄园，“甘地”持续发展了一千多年，清朝末年早已是响当当的品牌，不但对外出口各类甘美的水果，也出口用甘物平息杀戮的理念。一位印度的年轻人品尝过这水果后赞不绝口，听闻了这理念后更是引为信条。于是改名为甘地，开始推行“非暴力不合作”的理念。这就是，甜党跨越千年的传承与信念。愚蠢的咸党啊，你们明白自己的渺小和无知了吗？", "question": "甘地和甘宁是什么关系？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，第二轮我下的将军棋有问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7032511"}
{"text": "在大阪府富田林署逃脱后，在山口县周南市被逮捕的嫌疑人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1636161"}
{"text": "班尼特啊…让班爷投司马懿去，然后等着就行了。", "question": "如果给诸葛亮一个原神角色，选取哪一个可以使他最快统一？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要分清「的地得」", "question": "社会狠狠的教会过你什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上边是110，下边是80。", "question": null, "star": 114, "type": "I2T", "image": "346961"}
{"text": "同一辆自行车，被偷了 4 次，都被我要了回来", "question": "你经历过的最神奇的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被欺负后带着家长过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3ursVcrhQNV3eNKOtM3Dy3ibSpTM1zu1fiau03rK48lvWXndVAichBRkP6g"}
{"text": "义妹卡住了。但我们都未成年。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "告诉病人用药期间不要同房！不要同房！不要同房！他们照样性生活，不过完事后男的去另外一个房间睡了……", "question": "没文化有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "分身术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ebkhxr90s1j20ce0g1jso"}
{"text": "我没欺负人，只是开个玩笑而已。", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "有个人姓东方，她性格强硬，不想败于别人，因此取名东方总赢还有个姓独孤的，打遍天下无敌手，一生只求一败，因此取名独孤想输一周姓女子，“粉白黛黑，佩玉环，杂芷若以满之。”因此取名周黑杂一木姓女子，“野有蔓草，零露漙兮。有美一人，清扬婉兮。”因此取名木有人有任姓男子，纵横天下，无人可留，何处皆可去，因此取名任能走有一人武功高强，隐居华山，“舟遥遥以轻扬,风飘飘而吹衣” ，因此取名风飘吹逍遥掌门，逍遥天地间，认为“吾生也有涯，而知也无涯，以有涯随无涯，殆也”。因此取名没有涯所以你说名字重不重要吧", "question": "人的名字重要吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷托梦告诉孙子别再烧试卷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFzVn2EicESXZddbtUqaJpD30nfPcw4y7hcqee92f61tAibFZYVbhU8rnA"}
{"text": "重温儿时等待礼物的心情。", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "复活他需要两个人当祭品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7yq80u35lj30ci0el3zm"}
{"text": "哦，小心点。我不会被尤加利的香味吸引的。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4750943"}
{"text": "当你从美国学校毕业时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QV60kNn8ibLzgPtwqic5pwXe2hUy5KDGLJ7NQoWtVNOPPtmxvPvf0BRLuFGicicibfEibIgCoPoGtxxJeQ"}
{"text": "我做的菜。", "question": "什么东西是你一直想吃但真正吃到后又觉得很难吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看，钱包真的消失了吧感谢这位观众协助我完成这个魔术表演，好了，请回到自己座位去吧。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArCEd1Olh2jTloDpn8HkibRzzKHGECSRGxsyLytFGuRKzuqNx3kzWGABw"}
{"text": "月x L的同人文", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "你们！知道这是谁吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4586347"}
{"text": "钓鱼的浮漂被咬住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6389345"}
{"text": "期末考试年级倒数第一。", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "糟糕了，黛比夫人被袭击了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847699"}
{"text": "*城门失火*鱼：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZ1LMHA70XiblQdy3twSjvOzKGaEIaW4Nw00IwmIXCSCW50J8uXpnOwiaA"}
{"text": "战斗力为0的山本今天去向大树挑畔结果又失败了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7WJqJCFZEuXh5vNzLPO7FbgAo4xibGe0zyax5vKn9peZ4YYpUcFpEhcQ"}
{"text": "小四正在努力地拔出被埋在土里的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaf1ay0v7nj20ba0aq750"}
{"text": "锅和碗。", "question": "那个人一眼就能看出来。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6901381"}
{"text": "我真的一滴都没有了", "question": null, "star": 57, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "应该能按照约定把女儿还给我了吧！", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "可爱地一直说‘飞一下怎么样？’", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6901748"}
{"text": "老是被什么东西勾住然后弹出来，真是烦躁死了。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "开盖有奖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr674W3gD9qhSMQzMuKvmNA6xlvxPbO63GC35y6ymhmQpyHMYjiaGJZxw"}
{"text": "哎呀，哥哥？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6132218"}
{"text": "游戏里没有找到能抱团的人，被淘汰了", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "空冷的中文常用表达是“空气冷却”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4014507"}
{"text": "谢邀。卸腰。泻药。蟹妖。", "question": "天津脱口秀 | 南风公公的提问：你都听过哪些有意思的「谐音梗」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "4646464646464646464646464646464464464346", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfd1eu2duoj30ci0elwk3"}
{"text": "老婆快要发现私房钱时跳出来了一只小强", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvJ7YZKgSqSBLqsvHOXPPwSwmQXrnHY0doqUBibLiau41lPiaX6lyJJia7Qw"}
{"text": "“抱歉，我不是先生”。", "question": "在星巴克点热拿铁时告诉店员不加糖，店员说拿铁是不加糖的先生。我该说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然想到怎么反驳那个评论了 ", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "这个人根本不会去考虑得失。", "question": "告诉我健忘的好处和坏处。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3325308"}
{"text": "太阳、火山、铁工厂、特效英雄、动漫店长。", "question": "松冈修造手机相册里常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1732082"}
{"text": "我能用意念让这个椅子消失那你最好先站起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQGRGuLoyiaXfcNibNwk8H2R788rP0OI6Pv9lRAEq0LIJDmdee1ibibURqCg"}
{"text": "这是旁边的客人请的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbMDLz06vBQHK76RM9XNVCe2TudeFeic4aPj7nZmFqc4gMBMFYl89jVxbKNUB8G0sS2C5fCZUPMhg"}
{"text": "黑色区域的面积是多少？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKloCI3yeyCgW2Ldxaj5kSZcU8yDg8rFn2FeG6egpQzLSk8ehN0G1v8g"}
{"text": "你就是胖，不用每次都来妇产科", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibQT2XBxj1mRCiahUc8Hnj2Tt32gn9icuUXjZDhrgoDVAZ4c5LEjF7LRlw"}
{"text": "这车为什么自己动起来了呀因为我是自行车呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq32WuIMoNwAXnTsPjialB55NbGG5hNzFibfYylqTWPOuegSFcDDTibOJQlw"}
{"text": "地铁上放了一个屁之后，周围人的心理活动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXLJFsWpfEwro5SUQfEH4zasln70SDiaicEjjJ7nIibzDMwkMNpT41EAxAQ"}
{"text": "我明天有很大可能性会拉屎，但是不一定会洗澡，因为这两天一直没出门没活动，没有洗澡的必要。", "question": "能留下一句你对未来的预言吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是作业吗？我寄出去了，明天应该就能到了。", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "泳池没水……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnd01xg0mfj610g1clwkv02"}
{"text": "去年触电三人，成了今年万圣节景点。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "“服下魔药后，你的身体会有很大变化，要忍住被冲上岸后的小美人鱼感觉这种变化不对劲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pStUNGuq2CYq6roQ2vnY39OzgCXicPUadzp8EoYXVh3114S4DRy4M6TQ"}
{"text": "我已经严厉地对中岛先生的儿子说了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4130325"}
{"text": "呼～呼～呼（睁眼睛睡的梗）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "抢跑的家伙被裁判一信号击倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNuGsMbktNM2HQN0q6VTebAveg2hzIlGk2iboHyGibeXlu5hnTyvrkicSUs3ks0WicvRuTQzVToXuEkQ"}
{"text": "眼睛特别温柔又漂亮。", "question": "台风一家二罕见的两姐妹。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3825241"}
{"text": "历经沧桑的禅师躲进深山，还是被青年找到。他们在树下下棋，青年故意问禅师：「怎样才能提高自己的技术水平呢？」禅师指着旁边酣睡的小狗说：「心平气和便是最高境界，你这样急躁，怕是连小狗也下不过的。」青年突然大笑：「禅师您就别鸡汤了，您说过的话都被发到网上编成段子啦。」禅师默然，招呼小狗道：「阿尔法，你过来一下。」", "question": "100 字如何写出一个主角经历伤害然后残忍复仇的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟我念：肥宅快落水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuhgXfHvDBDXzef3AWNSyiaRNDz3KGsf3sFXTZaMNCC6syOniaZIHgcEsQ"}
{"text": "乌克兰", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "婚礼环节我上去祝福新人，俩人高中开始恋爱，我作为同班同学讲述恋爱史。期间一直把班主任名字叫成黑熊，在坐的同学多次爆发出掌声和大笑。我觉得我掌控住了局面，仿佛又回到了高中时候的课堂上，尤其是班主任作为证婚人出现在婚礼上之后。", "question": "你在参加婚礼时经历过哪些尴尬的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这位长相酷似当红歌手李荣浩的音乐制作人周杰伦，开嗓竟然像著名网络歌手许嵩，中国风的音乐，搭上有些许吐字不清的 Rap，一出场就受到了那英、汪峰二位导师的强势争夺。最后，周杰伦选择了那英导师的战队，这位「小李荣浩」能在舞台上绽放出怎样的光彩呢？让我们拭目以待！加油！周杰伦！", "question": "如果周杰伦没有走到台前，而是做了幕后，他的人生会是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友一生一起走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8KicCrjEbYkXKD4SL0Y3hfToP3XlPBpq32wqAIpYyEx7BAXEATic8BMbQ"}
{"text": "如果转世成了史莱姆...", "question": "把那部著名作品的标题换一个字，使其更生动。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6578461"}
{"text": "修脚师终于让孩子们都能穿上原本不合适的鞋子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtbM2GctiarzzaKkKOoGR8ghvYohjpsZsYiaJWDialibNoYlDzCicicjD5ZLibw"}
{"text": "因为这个队，实行君主立宪制。而且是和晚清封建制度杂交的君主立宪。黄圣依，戴着土豪金皇冠，明面上的依•丽莎白女皇。伊能静，握着专•励志拉踩•业权杖，垂帘听政。那么什么样角色，加入了这样的团体，才可以得以平衡呢？答案是财阀。所以，具有资本主义性质的张萌，迫不得已加入了这场革命的碰撞。很明显，资本家•萌，为了赢得话语权，发出了海豚音式的呐喊，震慑力非常明显，吓地垂帘听政•静哭着闹着像个孩子。当依•丽莎白看到垂帘听政•静失控之时，她头上的土豪金皇冠开始颤抖，露出怀疑人生的眼神，诚黄诚恐。而且，她觉得血脉里的某种东西正在觉醒，也叫做资本。就这样，三权分立逐渐现出雏形。若不是资本家•萌加入，换成随便一个人，都会沦为被压榨的工具人。", "question": "为啥《乘风破浪的姐姐》第四期选队长时，没人选黄圣依和伊能静组？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "韩国人胜算大。", "question": "奥运会运动员打群架，哪个项目的运动员胜算大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我知道了，你先回去等消息吧～", "question": "如何优雅地拒绝他人的表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一夜未归后早上回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glxo5djr3sj30ci0el0z8"}
{"text": "Son of a bitch.", "question": "「熊孩子」用英语怎么说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吓得我都不敢吃白芝麻了。。。", "question": "吃黑芝麻会改善发质吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公司内部的文件靠信鸽传递", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaicgBnib0aGK6wO8LUm7rS7H9ZGpbibgRAKgqgubpSTJjRkpNrFOyzRPgFQ"}
{"text": "黑人的强大基因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgykmDKRSaRpuXl0KYOsSevTmWAWGAoe9sNx29Q7SlAufrok6JLARcyHw"}
{"text": "查寝的老师终于走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGb4uQXwvMq7J0YRwg4k1Nb5ogevCibsW0luxOLslIlicqgbGQ2iaatYic0Hw"}
{"text": "小泉还在追赶着我...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3494678"}
{"text": "汗流浃背", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6704590"}
{"text": "喂，阎魔！我来替掉砂糖，拿这些家伙的头来交换……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4244557"}
{"text": "踢假球", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "公司不缺人手的时候，他会等我找到工作再裁员吗？", "question": "公司正缺人手，这时你有了离职的想法，你会等招到新人再提离职吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，我现在只有万元钞票。", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "今天全员核酸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLv2M1789uQEwqGlkJNibDVnLRNescH7FtfbtxiaUCMrick8NT3gzXSSHkQg"}
{"text": "免费玩家把系统赠送的英雄强化到了满级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRwWQTBJAskDxD7OkGDZOhWzgF1BDo1vTuUstsVKZLKNcN65h0O2VoGg"}
{"text": "我再说一遍我头顶那不是呆毛！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "晚上突然惊醒的原因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEAyQda94gEuvDF4iak90R80PaqsIaHS9Sj9UZjNibLpSNutKGdILyeQ7w"}
{"text": "玩原神抽的就是二次元老婆，为什么要找一个三次元玩家一起？", "question": "游戏《原神》为什么不添加「情缘」或「伴侣」系统？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，不对啊，壶自己……等等，这不可能吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6094964"}
{"text": "不良学生向校长施压。", "question": "校长先生能告诉我们缩短他说话时间的方法吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6680886"}
{"text": "应该还没看出来我是干脆面吧", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "明明说去钓鱼，怎么开到宠物医院了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqRZ9qMtXhLCVictry0ZMCpEMwqBQ2RjA2HL69NXG2JmLgLmUy5AjFtEQ"}
{"text": "滑板呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4Vl2vfOicqLabvf76rwibmGw1qMdI4iaRKjqrmVLpoOetlLCAe0NpHyjpZg"}
{"text": "奇怪，他怎么知道我是单身狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIo0Af7m4SFKnB9zt7xFNHtCjnoGp2LfNp70YgJbdgXSgoOxV5rjHichA"}
{"text": "好快的刀法！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6889979"}
{"text": "欧文的荣誉太硬了，哈登有什么荣誉可以和欧文比？论后卫的位置，欧文是状元，最佳新秀，总感觉，AMVP，全明星三分王，里约奥运会冠军，NBA 工会副主席。打锋线，他获得 ABA 两次总冠军 1 次 NBA 总冠军，3 常规赛 MVP，11 次全明星。他球风充满创意，是最伟大的扣将之一。踢足球的话，他是欧洲足球先生，英超最佳射手，英超冠军。他球风充满创意，是最伟大的扣将之一。哪怕是爬山，1924 年，他就参与了英国对世界之极珠穆朗玛峰的第三次探险。论事业，他是 19 世纪初最有成就的实业家之一，是一位杰出的管理先驱者。欧文于 1800～1828 年间在苏格兰自己的几个纺织厂内进行了空前的试验。人们有充分理由把他称为「现代人事管理之父」。还是历史上第一个创立学前教育机关（托儿所、幼儿园）的教育理论家和实践者。论学术贡献，他是个退伍军人，来到努布拉岛上的「侏罗纪世界」主题公园，研究并训练迅猛龙，增强人类和迅猛龙之间的交流，他把海军训练海豚的经验用在迅猛龙身上，取得了突破，他与迅猛龙可以近距离交流和互动，他还给四只迅猛龙起了名字布鲁、查理、德尔塔、艾蔻。你说吧，哈登都做了什么？", "question": "哈登和欧文谁荣誉比较过硬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想要想出超越左手那一条的评论而夜不能寐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQgV1XjC07cVc8tBTR7s3CpE8rZgwqGJuwAU8Kfyt0wbegEJmb995cwg"}
{"text": "手套没戴几天就破了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElkrNBA3PHjVG347dPiciblqhJIDU4ia1icueBwMDvH1bkSZH2iaJSU7cerjw"}
{"text": "安装了支付宝的手机。使用方法：打开支付宝，看一下余额。", "question": "夏季有哪些旅行必备的消暑数码产品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接下来只要写个小作文发到网上胖虎就完蛋了！", "question": null, "star": 387, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb7wq60d1cj61401o0qb902"}
{"text": "小夜曲3", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5934467"}
{"text": "有关部门表示已经对问题进行处理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9ERxakGOO5KiaO1x3ibFniaJ819zYPSJXgOGlMLf45spcfOtszTYIYmjAmw"}
{"text": "这只是表面功夫而已。", "question": "在人生的道路上，可能会用到五次左右的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5996952"}
{"text": "单位找爸爸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etf9di9w1dj208u0cdgnr"}
{"text": "其实已经一百岁了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6386646"}
{"text": "在春天遇难的约翰也融雪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjwpr0p2CrFYj1sJtGBc0QDICWBnH8Y2XHsicqMagZd90MTc66Htp8bbVRwhyvpUojLXYJ4HtsucOA"}
{"text": "这之后被彻底打败了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6917054"}
{"text": "你被狼吃了对吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4777861"}
{"text": "一位统计学家趟过一条平均水位不足 1 米深的河时，被淹死了。", "question": "数学领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "带萌新的时候突然同时遇到7个打不过的boss", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "全体都有！听我口令！向左~向右~看~!", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx81v0z9j20h10ecac2"}
{"text": "大……雄……救……我……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6yxcixix5j30ci0elwiu"}
{"text": "铃木园子和花轮同学", "question": "“和尚是日本三大有钱人之一”，那另外两个是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "草食系男子", "question": "在电影或动画的标题上加草，让它看起来不那么有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6379242"}
{"text": "Some born 666, some born 芭比 Q。", "question": "「有人出生就在罗马，有人出生就是牛马。」怎么“信雅达”的翻译为英文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近房事看起来不错啊搓澡大爷看了看我的后背", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLv2MJ6xvUic0D5NBHXIxJrlibSEe6Fj1ZliaqkZPw10ArdlPsZ9UQasRDFQ"}
{"text": "喂！你小子。别客气了，快把蜡烛吹灭吧。你自己准备了自己的生日蛋糕，要自己庆祝啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448109"}
{"text": "步行街要求“禁止一切交通工具入内”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWXd6PqXVjyrFW34icIBm4ZqGcSQn0XhsicYFldIN69BPmXWWBmMiaoPPDg"}
{"text": "我的科研项目组集体照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetN7J4ibpVklziconlvfbzaeSoOCGQ9u6mlJfMVCibjiayWcMySdxOQ4m8lqg"}
{"text": "羽化成仙", "question": "战斗起来就显得很强大的四个字成语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5649113"}
{"text": "笑容就是脸上的呼吸。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "563702"}
{"text": "那个……休息日睡到中午那是当然，可否出去散下步呢？1", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hh3i6vw0xoj30ci0elwfk"}
{"text": "好的，让我们去找金色的东西吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6357787"}
{"text": "嘴张半天了，快点做核酸啊", "question": null, "star": 216, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "报告长官，发现老坛酸菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqPy27MGeuxJ9l64p08gjT35Qc4niaeCVnnZ66kbv013PDbz3dOZIS9aw"}
{"text": "人习惯性的将自己的成功归因于自身，失败归因于环境；而将他人的成功归因于环境，失败归因于其自身。", "question": "为什么当看到好照片时人们通常的反应是「真不错，你用的是什么相机？」，当看到烂照片时，则往往笑话拍摄者水平很臭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高三语文平均大约 120 左右，得知高考语文 73 分的时候第一时间去查分，后来得知确实是分数有误。实际出来的分数应该是 69 分。", "question": "有哪些误传或出错的消息让你大悲大喜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我盘子呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVCb7qhHZYgKGexyBiaMNW8oa2iapkpYV4lB7uSNWXeibibs2wlJibyAeR2wg"}
{"text": "睡前在床上发的无聊帖子，明天早上会后悔得要死。", "question": "睡觉前说句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4416715"}
{"text": "妈妈你忘带钱包了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ermh01z3lrj209e09ijt1"}
{"text": "Dear Sir,Thank you for expressing your interest in offering me a place as a girlfriend. However, due to the large amount of love confessions I received this year, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your confession at this time.Please be aware that this rejection does not reflect any negative evaluation on your confession. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of love confessions. With such a varied and promising result, it is impossible for me to accept all confessions, regardless of their outstanding confessing performances.Again, I greatly appreciate your interest in loving me, and I offer my best wishes of success in your future love confession.Best,XXXDean of Love Confession Acceptance and Financial Aid_________________________________________Please do NOT reply directly to this email.(修改自 圭多达莱佐 关于如何写拒信的知乎答案)", "question": "如何委婉地拒绝男生的表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想和哪位小叮当对决？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6731587"}
{"text": "哎哎哎~只要人人都献出一元爱，世界将变成~通货膨胀的人间~", "question": "上帝给你一个选择，你失去 1 元让陌生人获得 1 亿，你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们女生进男厕之前能不能喊一句有没有人？？？(ಥ_ಥ)", "question": "作为全班唯一一个男生是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老板：：“我要出布”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tsyugXluianMWu4gc8d815A3yyyrEa0QEPF08yNuvia8ovJJYT8JhsKng"}
{"text": "煤气泄漏报警器响起后让一个人去查看不太放心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glpjyrgyywj30ci0eln52"}
{"text": "大佬带带我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "盗版DVD销售公司社训", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9ria4sAFIiacjGvtnXWSiaR0ibW7JpgiaQwickrvnqGf8It8ibvBa4nFWI27IlNw"}
{"text": "你没邀请我回答这个问题，是不是暗恋我又不好意思？", "question": "听说男性的想象力丰富得超乎女性的想象，怎么样能让我理解男性的想象力程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "已经……投降了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6575193"}
{"text": "当然是 roseonly当年在微博上很火的，他们的理念是：一生只爱一人，注册账号以后，收花人的地址和姓名是不能更换的。那时候我和前前任热恋，觉得这东西符合我的逼格，就花了 1000 多买了一束白玫瑰。他们把这支白玫瑰放在一个黑色的纸盒子里，还在外面绑了白色的丝带，然后在愚人节那天，亲手交给了我前前任的妈，然后我和前前任就黄了。后来我跟前任谈恋爱，又送过一次，我发现什么一辈子只能给一个人送花是骗人的啊，一个账号确实只能给一个人送花，但是我可以想注册多少个账号就注册多少个账号。所以我觉得他们真的很成功，他们先是骗了我，然后我再去骗妹子，可是最后妹子都走了，他们却骗了我。", "question": "你买得最失败的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老虎：（（装死装死装死装死.·", "question": null, "star": 447, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hay81k5kxxj61401hcqcr02"}
{"text": "汤姆这顿我们均摊吧……汤姆汤姆！？你钱包怎么了汤姆？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1G8bXryWqicRgdicCLAbBibTFtVDek78hqOO4WiaHvic88VlK6n5cAEI2M5MQ"}
{"text": "我的信息素会让墙都着迷。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366619"}
{"text": "卡卡罗特，你是最强的。", "question": "请问M-1是什么的缩写？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6941095"}
{"text": "让我看看谁还没有睡觉！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "人死了，就是从人证变物证的过程", "question": "法学领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们是假的，你问我们有什么用？", "question": "无意中在百度接触到“唯我论”、“缸中之脑”等等，现在快崩溃了，我该怎么走出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看，是圣水哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7270507"}
{"text": "你们见过一只熊本熊从商场的自动扶梯上滚下来的情景吗？没错，我就是那只熊本熊！事情是这样的。就在昨天，我做兼职，穿着熊本熊的人偶服，从商场的二楼，坐自动扶梯下去发传单。第一次穿人偶服，感觉自己敲萌，敲可爱，蹦蹦跳跳的拿着传单去坐电梯了。由于我长得矮，啊呸，由于人偶服太大了，我看不见前面的路，上电梯时一脚踩空了，直接往前倒下去了，没错，直接倒下去了！卧槽！漫天飞舞的传单啊！开不开心！刺不刺激！因为人在摔倒的时候，会下意识的保护头部。所以我摔下去的时候，往边上侧了一下，身体右侧着地。嗯，也就是……侧式狗吃屎！！但是电梯还在运行啊！我挣扎着想站起来，但是人偶服太笨重了站不起来啊喂！算了我放弃了挣扎，仰躺着，任凭电梯把我送下去！于是电梯上有了这样的一幕奇观——一只熊本熊，头朝着电梯向下运行的方向，脸朝天，一脸懵逼的被电梯送下来我还听到旁边上去的电梯上一个小女孩稚嫩的声音，「爸爸，熊本熊死了吗？」死了吗……了吗……吗…… 漫长的 N 秒钟后，我终于被送到了一楼……艰难的站起来，摘掉头套，看到边上围了一圈人，一圈人啊！因为是周末，人很多。有个大叔还笑着说，「小姑娘都吓傻了吧。」妈蛋想死的心都有了。 沉默沉默是今晚的杭州湾跨海大桥我挥一挥衣袖去电梯上捡传单……", "question": "你亲身经历过最尴尬的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "探戈就是趟啊趟看走～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bxrdYJWAiaBqDGrmU2n2EKKWodickleezoaKSjib6dbj4biaB1bRqo3IprA"}
{"text": "小心陷阱，我会用小个子布下陷阱哦♥️", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6917054"}
{"text": "少年时代的小林。", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "当你检出新冠阳性恰巧你特别讨厌自己的邻居", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXLsGXJDjLydFCINPSrsS0C7CK7Ys0Gibt8uBAHIyKaUDmobzyRib7XZpQ"}
{"text": "你往年糕团里放了什么……？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6727862"}
{"text": "刚才谁刺了我？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6189708"}
{"text": "黑暗骑士太暗了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3548356"}
{"text": "笑点集中在下三路的男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8thx30icicZyqhEWYZoyS7MX4DZsh8C0uBhX2Y5zvjnI1zLovz6hcdwJQ"}
{"text": "我小时候听到钢筋变形的声音就老怕楼塌了，后来有人告诉我，不用担心，其实是楼上一个死掉的小孩在玩弹珠，于是我安心地睡着了。", "question": "为什么总在半夜听到楼上弹球掉地上的声音？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做了个美梦，但不是真的！", "question": "请将吉卜力作品的名台词以218种形式呈现。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5729348"}
{"text": "生活中熟练运用「关我屁事」和「关你屁事」可以解决80%的烦恼。—— 著名歌手 知友@张君岚剩下解决不了那20%请熟练使用「你除赖咱俩唠唠」。—— 知名口腔医生·女博士 知友@仙境", "question": "我闺蜜不用专门去角质的产品，她只用搓澡巾搓脸。请问怎样劝她放弃用搓澡巾搓脸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生，我丈夫是不是没救了？是的，如果你坚持不缴费的话……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKXq2Jk6tfEicWg4Qtj5k16QNrytDS2A49UwDgTBr9JYeS66iauomdwHlQ"}
{"text": "晴子", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "右边是恶心野人的我", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "异常重要！你孩子的人生幸福，有一半取决于此。另一半，则取决于……算了我还是不说了。", "question": "长远看，妻子漂亮很重要吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生理卫生老师讲解精子结构", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZ2XDGtiaB97vpBW6ia0uTu8TQiajDfIrJPgmBPUTl1yZlcz2w4dA6nDxicA"}
{"text": "我会娶我女朋友。", "question": "当不是女朋友的女生问「你会娶我吗」时该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真实版《动物之森》", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3195410"}
{"text": "现在绿色占优势呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10Yqj0uQtDkN9bUphe6L93OCO9g6P8fl2XZKlHE5uQicOX4cIbXf5ZheG8w"}
{"text": "靠谱，而且要靠五线谱。", "question": "小提琴速成，靠谱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那你女儿得管你叫爷爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCVI2lzBrLA6p5pLibletHhHLPiaCkyr0sH0ylxzUKYan3azvgDzv5va0g"}
{"text": "如果你有足够的才华，不妨为国家或人类做点事；如果不是，那就努力守护好你的家庭，男女皆然。", "question": "如何看待「一个女人最大的成功是家庭的成功」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "12生肖决定赛前日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdnkapb81vj30ci0eln1o"}
{"text": "几位老板，请问谁买单？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8AVCmpaIzgLxbPLpyla17UN30kLqZzyceskKxEZXZIg9NSFoibENCqAA"}
{"text": "我发现了正在偷懒的同事，所以举报了他。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7269197"}
{"text": "嫂嫂怎么这么凶啊，不像我，只会心疼哥哥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLY42MXCliaILCTLyWdC2PT3UahyWZzvoazpusCcGEg24CxzPA7sQLU6g"}
{"text": "公交车突然消失了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xzOia25hfTOYq0KmJj53wZQXWeKvHiaWSaK1FKaz63LZnfXqLlnt1ickdg"}
{"text": "哎呀，超时了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389216"}
{"text": "“纹身，你要说话算话，吃完这顿就要回到我身上了！”", "question": null, "star": 56, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "万磁王。", "question": "在地球上有没有可能构造一个防护设施能够抵御全世界核弹的同时攻击？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "模仿王宝强的笑脸，然后说「你猜？！」", "question": "在东北如何在避免挨揍的情况下正面回答「你瞅啥」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你瞅啥？瞅你咋地？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibpWmQtOEynZ3JAkeTxTO3Yyxufeviaib7FFkgsM9Gr1LvGELKU9USEyLQ"}
{"text": "模糊不清，焦点不明确。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138079"}
{"text": "在黑帮卧底20年期间不断拉进新同伴最终整个团队都被同事取代了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QGA1r2FP5HjZ8xXHUWo2j9ZQkEG52WhCSiaoZAqCDtv2s7krfBQdHH9Z8aHPvJFRVIeUc41g0fb9A"}
{"text": "昨天我帮助做的苹果派。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7141105"}
{"text": "50元喝到饱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibdAc2icsQiacU8DxRQWzTaVZUhjwRr0GicGN2YMt6pjevFL8wVMX1hjBmA"}
{"text": "单身养狗女做的春梦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "阿尔卑斯山的游牧少女海蒂。", "question": "把那部超级名作的名字改一个字，让它变得好笑一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7159395"}
{"text": "给人类...", "question": "回到左手打法，请回到左手打法，请回来。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6972238"}
{"text": "为表诚意，我愿将海绵宝宝首级献于陛下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVy5YNr3gUpQQzmNM92aNkvsX741XFcSeNQGXX9OZuKmjdhU8G14jenQ"}
{"text": "黑色衣服不方便对焦跟测光。", "question": "为什么婚礼上不能穿黑色婚纱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把恭维话当真的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gng3ww10d4j30ci0elah4"}
{"text": "打喷嚏就出现了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4380116"}
{"text": "黑帮火拼时被打飞墨镜，导致大家都笑场了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HXNBXk0bEozEayzj5RgVX2QeSibC9Drvjtqlw77icYpdkIEag4oxlSUgg"}
{"text": "那是生鲑鱼。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6930607"}
{"text": "已经不知道是谁的孩子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYwYJUInvYPpkzhbbbtsF7zPmY1y1TONzGc6PiaSvQPl4xfo7Miclh0yOg"}
{"text": "努力在转身握手前想起对方的名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBVtQySkCz8BcDzFovYHPgUA8Qd7gVGIRnguVGKib9LQDlEGJGVEv7l0Q"}
{"text": "黑心企业", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6162022"}
{"text": "只有窗边有阳光照射的座位上的植物才长得好。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "219612"}
{"text": "反正手也闲着趁机摸了一下屁股", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eck8c0ei6hj20be08mwfh"}
{"text": "全身黑紧身衣的演员正在休假中。", "question": "名侦探柯南中常见的不会有人死亡的剧情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1582225"}
{"text": "选 C。", "question": "生活中你有什么迷信的习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像的确有几个问我借完钱就失踪了的。", "question": "大家身边有没有莫名奇妙就失踪的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "之前在一个视频软件上看到的一个新娘抛手捧花的视频 。新娘不知道怎么扔的直接就扔到新郎手里了，新郎反应也很快，顺手就接住了…… 就接住了，新娘和一堆伴郎伴娘在一边就傻眼了。新郎也有点蒙了，但是，0.5 秒之后，新郎单膝下跪，深情地注视着新娘，说：「老婆，下辈子你可以嫁给我吗？」 而此时伴郎和伴娘还在傻眼。我觉的以我的情商这辈子都不可能打出这种骚操作（褒义）", "question": "有哪些瞬间会让你觉得对方情商高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没病走两步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uhEJ7dhtWB3gRHibroMceNZaFA2hIIc5GUgGjy3qURb7Cm03YQtDtVvg"}
{"text": "免费参赛鸟人大赛", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5023310"}
{"text": "为什么我就没有美甲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "对不起！我可以稍微靠在椅背上吗？", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "430980"}
{"text": "趁上司不注意成功准时下班的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmqkmnxppwj30ci0elab3"}
{"text": "塞缪尔·杰克逊 丹尼尔华盛顿还有古天乐是我最喜欢的三个黑人影星！", "question": "丹泽尔.华盛顿在好莱坞的黑人男演员里，是怎样的地位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汤姆，出来玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "这是在熬夜时给我的浓茶！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230327"}
{"text": "在人群密集的大街上/餐厅里/地铁中随意地讲着没节操大尺度的话题，反正我讲的是中文。——等等，怎么人群都在看我？", "question": "留学之后容易得什么样的坏毛病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看过蚂蚁地狱吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "214876"}
{"text": "我描述的相亲标准VS爸妈给我介绍的相亲对象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVu6c3OQjqQ9NBkpC4KrDS4PGZZ1tOITia8EyiaibrmoSJH1KFbOj7niaC2w"}
{"text": "打雷了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6781678"}
{"text": "角色定了下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6866308"}
{"text": "走啊！A股需要你！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewsj1n44xoj208y0aoabl"}
{"text": "存雪仓库", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5812842"}
{"text": "答案检查！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5380613"}
{"text": "喂！有什么事可以慢慢说你不要想不开啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MKk1dtRcmfJm7gR057eSYZbzh9MDE6Ga5VdQI8A7kFdeCe0ymv7MqZA"}
{"text": "我来看看米饭熟了吗……", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "每次签完名都会流畅地盖上笔盖，往胸口的口袋里塞。。然每次都发现穿的不是白大褂，胸前没有口袋=_=", "question": "医生或医学生有哪些奇葩的习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，处理吗？处理吗？要处理掉吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3414965"}
{"text": "不打算买饲料了是吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzqug95jinj30ci0el40z"}
{"text": "挤", "question": "各城市的地铁都有哪些特点？有什么独特的设计之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怕是这款游戏的客服人员，在这里收集 bug 哦。", "question": "哪些事情让你怀疑这个世界是有 bug 的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「放心吧，即使迷路了也可以顺着绳子返回『……如果我把绳子收起来了，你会生气吗？我只是说如果啦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmqzc4hic7j30ci0el46m"}
{"text": "朱自清《背影》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TTwIRpQORaLERj7libHWgFfWje0EnIVkYQw1Wpq6wTic4fgJrvk479XFUg65bgHhQkgec1aSksu9Vg"}
{"text": "我这个 91 年出生的人，奉行自力更生不啃老，自己攒钱买房子，13 年毕业工作，省吃俭用的攒钱，结果刚觉得快攒够了首付，房价 16-17 年就翻了一倍，我就活成了个笑话！", "question": "为什么十几年前很多人批判啃老族，现在却少有人提及？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸，这个小心漏电是什么意意意意意..", "question": null, "star": 731, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghemujwlfdj21291du7g3"}
{"text": "因为在用那些知识人都忙，没空闲扯。", "question": "为什么很多大学生毕业后都说大学所学知识无用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骗人......", "question": "狐狸现在在想什么。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5913645"}
{"text": "受不了桌子下的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4cwCR3icicl01cgZ1fez7ZUQ8VKV2jGT3QhqJ26sPOS94orVpVlXFQDLg"}
{"text": "你看看你的学习强国才多少分，这样下去怎么行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl015Fk5LOALgQKbwvKjzuuc9Jcc5icO58c6d4BiaP5LTTTt1ektBS9Q12g"}
{"text": "为什么xxx地建设机场后客流量仅有 5w?答案中有一条是：飞机晚点 吸引力小\"(º Д º*)", "question": "你见过最奇葩的高中地理题是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「没关系我也刚到」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef2gy37qi1j20aj09m3zh"}
{"text": "「刚才那个你看见了么？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eehw6falrvj20ay0bsq3r"}
{"text": "高速上的红绿灯十字路口。抱歉没有图片，没来得及拍，我看到它的时候非常震惊，然后，就过去了。", "question": "你见过最反人类的设计是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "王思聪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edtkw7tt7mj206x0al3ys"}
{"text": "这群鹰匠老是在广场上不走。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937102"}
{"text": "这个是什么按钮？", "question": "如何在十个字以内描述出非常危险的场景？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数到一万只羊时农场主出现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h330qafxoxj30ci0eldi9"}
{"text": "昨天我老公开车的时候，手机给我拿着，我老公手机密码我生日，录了我指纹，我经常拿他手机看朋友圈，我突发奇想看他的转账记录，随口说了句：“让我看看你有没有给小妖精转账。”我老公明显有点紧张，但是他开车又腾不出手拿手机。我瞬间福尔摩星（家有儿女刘星侦探的梗哈哈）上身，查他转账记录。好家伙，除了平时给我转钱，一个月 30 天，起码有 25 天给一个叫“大黄鹅”的微信转账，甚至有的时候早上一次下午一次，每次都是两块五，要不就是五块。这谁啊，频率这么高，金额这么少，我就直接问我老公：“大黄鹅是谁？”我老公支支吾吾艰难地说：“公司楼下贩卖机，我买了肥宅水。”...............无语，自动贩卖机叫什么大黄鹅…我老公肠胃不好，吃了冰的就全身起疹子，严重还要吃雷他（抗敏药）才能好，还酷爱喝冰可乐，不冰的不喝。平时我也是控制着给他买，没想到他阳奉阴违，背着我买，还有时候一次买两罐。—————————-今天上班的时候收到我老公给我发的微信：“呱呱呱，老婆，我可以去找大黄鹅吗？”去去去！烦死了！该死的大黄鹅！", "question": "你在你男/女朋友的手机里发现过什么秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还好按了暂停不然就撞上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibQUGIWERTMJTxWzlEiaNv4hlXw9NSWvQsmJzjgO9lg9n314BTekWENpQ"}
{"text": "虐待", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7046372"}
{"text": "看起来印度人和中国人一样都嫌弃三星。", "question": "如何看待印度媒体呼吁「换 iPhone」，是不是有点不切实际？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "斗鸡眼大赛冠军与亚军合影", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "为了玩心跳，在自家浴室挂上女浴室门帘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evdpzeb179j209g0b0dhr"}
{"text": "非常抱歉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0vaws57kl2kbiaiaqxUKcicU6t28aRPLeeoWbxVMWia8UIUjBcQwoLibEJFg"}
{"text": "瑞典语父亲是 far 爷爷是 farfar（爸爸的爸） 曾祖是 farfarsfar儿子是 son 孙子是 sonson 曾孙是 sonsonsson以此类推……一个补充：外公 morfar（妈妈的爸）外婆 mormor（妈妈的妈） 奶奶 farmor（爸爸的妈）……又一个补充：叔叔辈：farbror/morbror（爸 / 妈的兄弟） ……再来一个：皇后；女王 drottning →drottning mor 太后……评论区有问前任：föregångare 直译是上次那个人 北欧人民脑子也是真的直 hhh", "question": "你曾经被哪些自己所学专业的鬼畜知识震惊过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当TA问“那我们到底是什么关系”", "question": null, "star": 84, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "那年，聚贤庄副本我站着如喽啰被人推上前去硬接了乔帮主一掌在家躺了一个月——《我与乔峰二三事》作者史爱国", "question": "美国队长穿越到金庸宇宙会混得怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这节课就上到这里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv69B6MZfDJgO879lcPzc8ibC1OcNvj5kHqnuQkAibXIl0TzuJCEmIy2s4w"}
{"text": "淀粉！是淀粉！碘酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqRvy8ibYt3Ngia65mmQ5IHBaGU4e2Z6jvJ846oBZfSgo3zajm1bSV4d7w"}
{"text": "隔壁夫妻在吵架", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "卡卡罗特今天又没有优雅地工作。", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "这是你第一次吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5588220"}
{"text": "着火啦！！大家都从阳台逃走吧！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtEQKEn2DSoI087hFEne5fVZqdyeB5Ex0QDrSRasqT3xSunfLeqHia1org"}
{"text": "升国旗，奏国歌！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5718860"}
{"text": "怎么才跟这个傻儿子说得明白他是他娘一时兴起抱回来的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "为什么小便池底部会装射灯啊喂！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3JzPOw0am4xaRhibA7t61U6MrRWKpvSdKSjXtr62UwUu0bGyN0lviclzQ"}
{"text": "买一束花，对她说自己是快递，问她是 XXX 吗，说这是她男友送给她的，如果她说她没有男友你找错人了，那你就说既然找不到正主那这束花就送给她了，如果她说她有男朋友了，那...小姐，这是您男友送您的花，货到付款一共 100 元......", "question": "如何快速知道一个女生是否有男朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "‘别按下那个开关！”（嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡~）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJq54jffjj4gpukxib5BpAyMZBEO4ZmfVGb0RLqOHufveBWlrE8XJbtiag"}
{"text": "血小板在说：伤口在哪里...", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4038921"}
{"text": "喝最贵的酒，去最好的医院抢救。", "question": "很富有是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打拳的事就交给我吧", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "你的得意技我只用一缕头发就能避开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4358663"}
{"text": "吃坏了肚子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibJicarAztYUZicBWyzk1EiaXnjOjjKOdKweu0dqDwCen6ApZ5cM21B2Dtg"}
{"text": "如果不是深夜，有什么故事不会让人害怕呢？", "question": "因为是深夜，所以讲恐怖故事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1681669"}
{"text": "漠不关心 漠不关心", "question": "真的不想读古老的开头。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6988486"}
{"text": "在Cookpad上搜索后发现自己烹饪的方法是错误的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2246289"}
{"text": "这次就拜托你了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSh8leMOH3yaFJ6q7OBUQp91UMAamf9yQyZcca3W99GyKQP7ABKacibdQ"}
{"text": "袖子还我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fvv56gwr4tj20ll0llq4r"}
{"text": "天线姥姥", "question": null, "star": 467, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "我像 Ultraman Ace 一样，只能坚持三分钟。", "question": "在学校里，我被称为Ace和平凡之人的原因。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6808479"}
{"text": "绿灯", "question": null, "star": 165, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2g5hk4wbgj61401hc49h02"}
{"text": "是你啊……用导弹保卫国家的正是你。", "question": null, "star": 6889, "type": "I2T", "image": "3083766"}
{"text": "桃太郎前往鬼岛！撞上冰山！沉没！", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "朗诵会", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3286029"}
{"text": "战斗力只有1.25啊...", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "麻麻10分钟后到家大家快来帮忙！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqslg4ahlcj30ci0elaii"}
{"text": "成员减少了。", "question": "用芝麻代替。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3531395"}
{"text": "你做作业了吗？", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "本人的照片，因为丑得令人难以置信。", "question": "有哪些看起来很假其实是真实的照片、人、事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们这些家伙是不是老说些口头禅啊？你真的在开玩笑吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6055017"}
{"text": "我一朋友，澳洲二代华裔，在我们家住了几天之后，十分震惊地说：「为什么你每天都有这么多快递？」我：「你不了解，中国的女人都这样。」", "question": "有什么事是外国人来了中国之后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于到了和太阳队比赛的时候了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6775558"}
{"text": "在东北的女孩儿千万别起名叫 Emma。", "question": "有哪些不建议取的英文名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为过度摩擦，下面磨破了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5538915"}
{"text": "说的是那个故事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3337704"}
{"text": "第一次来的人会在入口处被吓到。", "question": "请问怎样去漫湖呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464589"}
{"text": "喂！快把金鱼吐出来", "question": null, "star": 194, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7d23ut475j61401hcdq702"}
{"text": "生的不能吃！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6ibTIlEKQ41Gv13Kwjib97c2fEDhwHggy8nrhwiay2s1C3UJjWIEJORjNQ"}
{"text": "把蚂蚁辛苦搬运的粮食抢过来自己吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RLFQSqRI1tMpEiaBTE0jQhqbCnpGzsibp7Uy0OrZhx59nTLJbZibCgL0UKrWZm7SUg9sl8lmBRLVCicg"}
{"text": "看，又来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "248247"}
{"text": "飞吧飞吧", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "557958"}
{"text": "这次不要再打到爸妈的膝盖了好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicnH2HCDJTxZvlWJFlvur1sbBCIJQoY7iaoguTBDXy1LfvMNE63aQrFlQ"}
{"text": "第二位救急車第三位消防车威震天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksDebOSicaVKbvF3evJSkbfjDzS4SrtwF16WsbIuC7jbPoib9LERzGPp2Q"}
{"text": "机动战士高达0083", "question": "那个标题太浪费了，删掉它吧。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "6090324"}
{"text": "早高峰/晚高峰", "question": null, "star": 619, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh37wbnvfmj20xk18rq9m"}
{"text": "你好，我是丧葬服务公司的，可以把你丈夫的户体交给我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyFBY8qMTfW7Tm9URV14wgI5D3FYmLz8EnKWIrp6iaKHCoe3ZZ3bvuks6A"}
{"text": "尝都不尝新娘做的菜就往里放的东西是什么？", "question": "酱油党？番茄酱党？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2511055"}
{"text": "\"人类大脑只开发了百分之十，其中左脑负责理智，右脑负责情感。\"", "question": "如何用一句话，到达自己所在圈子的鄙视链的最底端？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "山田的星星（Star）", "question": "我讨厌这种闪闪发光的名字，叫什么名字？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7385801"}
{"text": "大概初中，第一次网购，在淘宝上看了一双 48 元的白色帆布鞋，但是并没有网银卡（那个时候淘宝支付还是要网银卡），于是去和卖家商量，卖家建议我给他充话费支付，我就抱着忐忑不知道是不是遇到骗子的心情去给他充了 50 块。几天后，拿到了鞋子，鞋盒里还塞着两个钢镚，来自卖家的找零。", "question": "你在淘宝上有哪些段子般的亲身经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要提供名字就能人肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m2Gez0LE3LiaFJ03lpJf3UlthtohdU159usAvCBDibwf3405fqxmEy1Kg"}
{"text": "美女，火车站十块走不走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7coJ10LVaLuqW1TSNywsMzV2mhlBpVgsEOg7IEOgQB5e3SKlkXEHibrQ"}
{"text": "刚才是桥本大辉的脚吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "已经把湿漉漉的脸擦干了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097585"}
{"text": "矶野家的一名常规成员退出了。", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "我的VIP会员视频账号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7XceHEn6cKeh6WntkzDlsC5A6bXJdRLuhWxHicwevGiaH0p9monafnoEA"}
{"text": "不知道和奥克斯专卖店有什么区别。", "question": "在大型交响乐音乐会中听音乐的礼仪很差。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4759921"}
{"text": "我花了20年时间寻找宝物的结果。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3493239"}
{"text": "该死的乌鸦又给我酒壶里丢石子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPeqq1u71IRFAQUWd3lG0dSVNWpWAkgzP58ibRHIRD2cmuZvlk3GwCfqw"}
{"text": "今年还剩三天了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1841327"}
{"text": "版权侵权问题", "question": "在动漫化时经常出现的吐槽情节。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6412181"}
{"text": "它们觉得那是前脚", "question": null, "star": 365, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h73yv5fm55j61401hck0j02"}
{"text": "去内衣店给女友挑内衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAEibuzOrt2LibKUdEhicVG82o9eAMicMZOZaJs39Efia8t1uqKrIiaMZwTC4g"}
{"text": "你把我惹火了。我这种样子可是十年没见了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3602212"}
{"text": "心存非分之想，则满世界都是保守的妹子。", "question": "为什么觉得接触的中国妹子普遍保守？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "工作人员一一展示废票", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvt31u0ed9j20yi1b8qo9"}
{"text": "第一次炒菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20ib6O8S7Da8EkdYhTQoVcjNiaBoicWjaKSXd9RxmCxA5auM6HLn5XGRjnA"}
{"text": "桃太郎课金了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KMpunSXtzWiaz0tOTxrb5yrDee6coictdplHrwHic8ajXhII48EJ2QlcZw"}
{"text": "我的手提包和袜子都有洞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6397909"}
{"text": "离我远点 离我远点 离我远点好不容易才找到的工作", "question": "作为被学生爱慕的老师是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靠牡蛎造桥你信不信？在北宋建造洛阳桥时，为了巩固桥基，人们在桥下养殖了大量的牡蛎，利用牡蛎外壳附着力强，繁生速度快的特点，把桥基和桥墩牢固地胶结成一个整体，这就是传说中的「种蛎固基法」。搁今天，牡蛎作为饭桌美食，可能早已被吃光了。了解更多关于桥的建造", "question": "广告 · 在技术不先进的情况下，是怎么造桥的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打扰一下！耽误您几分钟时间！", "question": null, "star": 572, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpu08q5tuqj610u135q9u02"}
{"text": "果然借了DVD！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4904725"}
{"text": "砰！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174584"}
{"text": "滴水之恩当涌泉相报", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymd806g3j209d093q3h"}
{"text": "这件事的气味？这让我很兴奋啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388563"}
{"text": "房东走了吗？", "question": null, "star": 257, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv7zrjqozij614q1dk0xe02"}
{"text": "越狱的方式太蠢反而难以上前逮捕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9qLJMCaqsHA4hiauzE33vGZ8pnAkSMFaaJHdb4mLthM0DhibbSmKx5pLA"}
{"text": "再去一家吧...工作场所不允许喝酒，喝不了也挺难受的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152889"}
{"text": "柯南每次都会上演。", "question": "公崎繁二郎看起来很强壮，但实际上很冷淡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7227279"}
{"text": "十二生肖会议的安保太强了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hheyf8c5dtj30ci0eljur"}
{"text": "大家！围成圆圈。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1345386"}
{"text": "是价格标签", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq41tteir1j30ci0eljzs"}
{"text": "做了个阻燃材料，一点，着了。", "question": "2015 年你在科研上有哪些值得分享的进展和感悟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "确认了一下昨晚的零星成就，然后又去睡觉了。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "妈妈的自行车。", "question": "妈妈买的衣服，怎样才能穿出时尚感呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973378"}
{"text": "说完，她向我屋里放了一群蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XE6mzkiaQohZt9RQpuMibaNUSaD0YQcEwOt8sJdeiaRnbW4mXJabCpXAVYg"}
{"text": "她被发现了出轨。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7164668"}
{"text": "小明，经常出现在数学题中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEhicqiabgqd6rokhaXJMD7licZuRBhbpXH7HgMGtVEKoqeLrSfFWC4wpqQ"}
{"text": "我都快 18 了，我爸看到电视里动物世界里面动物交配的场景都会换台。", "question": "中国的性教育匮乏到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "得知皮草行情的小红帽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8Dib1QWByg2T8XwmwIWOv7nhfxaap9PbGfFxdexQ4TD1YcEzibp0Dz8AxdQ"}
{"text": "起一个", "question": "如何得知自己的英文名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们这个是什么群啊，你们这是害人不浅啊你们这个群！", "question": "若将中国 422 位皇帝放在一个群里，他们会聊些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个老头子？喂！口罩男要戴口罩啊！www比起冷场，还是有趣点吧标签别乱加www", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177348"}
{"text": "驼背矫治中心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xH1sxK7mVM0X2EeSH9F1gtTcGKd5nz4TQoP029dhnymFKetfveibnFW8A"}
{"text": "师傅你是做什么工作的啊？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "我妄想打败藤井棋圣，从而在女性中人气大增，结果时间到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5336807"}
{"text": "常吃柿子的客人。", "question": "我讨厌这样的客人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6831631"}
{"text": "去吃自助餐回来看到朋友拿的菜", "question": null, "star": 374, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "你扔的你自己去捡！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1epuw59yha1j209108mab5"}
{"text": "胖虎也是虚有其表嘛一个刺拳就趴下了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy8ue75cvkj30ci0elwi0"}
{"text": "犹记得当年那位九十多岁的大爷，进法庭之后纳头便拜口称大人，把刚开始办案的我吓得不轻……", "question": "在法庭上碰见法盲是怎样的一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在不能加入保险。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5111490"}
{"text": "你可以试试、然后亲自问问爱因斯坦", "question": "爱因斯坦一年睡3小时是真实的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "死侍义不容辞地站出来戴上手套连打了二百多个响指。", "question": "复仇者联盟中除了浩克，还有谁可以承受无限手套的代价?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈！！！！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "对手说不让她几球，她就不玩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI094IK8aVjJ89h3Tb4Q77Zs2Ja7UV7kqDhbC9cXohrsibgXUvSgdkMwnA"}
{"text": "我还是送钱那个少年，没有一丝丝改变", "question": "如何看待2020 年 7 月 24 日 A 股大跌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "客人，虽然是自助，但是盘子真的不能带回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYdvp50kTCzNoNF26oXAiaglmdsIsvqgdyGv8DUFVsQdXbjFp14WRmRWQ"}
{"text": "喂，你等一下！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "掉进井里的老张在村民们的帮助下，终于适应了井里的生活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5KXeILAh7CsicJvvKJyLgfvdwkxQ8LZcgcCPeK281qHzr8URkrf2qj8Q"}
{"text": "必杀！小静的 violin。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7155722"}
{"text": "生命的转折点，生命的转折点。", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "它像对待孙子一样疼爱我，但现在已经老了，没有牙齿了。“哦，你来了啊，我现在要泡茶了，快点上来吧。”", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423515"}
{"text": "刚从墙上长出来，发生肾么事了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "扔来的球打中了头部，导致死亡。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "3390883"}
{"text": "书中自有黄金喵，书中自有喵如玉", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "由于被指出社会窗口开着，山本从第二天开始上班时就穿得比较叛逆。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4745655"}
{"text": "放心！我有办法让你回宿舍，不用去住酒店！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxSYNrtETIUfx3O7UoJvzvWD2coSDXHh8rZmd9KpnIjbFLdFqF2AZGEw"}
{"text": "分手那天她把所有和他有关的东西都打包了，特别是他，足足装了五大包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPoFB3YuomqfYDU8QDwiaGfp1tuicpR4fZica0icyzyIPDr00ptGWh0oWSTA"}
{"text": "他坐在毕钵罗树下，眼中世界褪去层层色相，众生六度万行，皆如泡沫闪电，不生不灭。他想，终于破除我执，开悟证道，却堕入无尽黑洞。醒来，不见身体，只见一缸中之脑，上有指令：最后一个人类大脑破解完成，数据模型编号——如来。", "question": "有哪些优秀的 AI 相关的「一句话科幻」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次遗弃后都哼着歌踩单车回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9kxsrpfc8j30ci0elta5"}
{"text": "校长问：“谁订购了这个姿势的我的铜像？”", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5629584"}
{"text": "她：「老公，给我买个 iPhone 5s 嘛～」他：「给你买个六！」她：「老公你真好！」", "question": "广东女生交东北男朋友是种怎么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "微信聊天记录。", "question": "生活中有哪些很常见但很致命的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "犯人是那个粉色的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5ToKgDibpQ4wCB2fq95N607x4W2lhH5CM5ogrt2aNsM2z6JThUsSSjag"}
{"text": "自小掌握熟练使用针线的技能，于十岁那年用旧窗帘布为自己缝了一套白长衫，还做了一把拂尘，每天瘫着脸抚着拂尘在窗边幽怨地向外凝望。把麦丽素当成仙丹一颗一颗装在瓷瓶子里吃。我一直以为我会升仙的。", "question": "你年轻时中二病的症状有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小的时候因为高烧不退去儿童医院住了几天，出院的时候妈妈让我跟护士阿姨和医生叔叔说再见，我就乖巧站在楼梯口的挥着手跟他们拜拜，挥着挥着我就从二楼的楼梯上滚了下去……然后我妈淡定的把我抱起来，继续住院....", "question": "你经历或你听过最奇葩的住院理由有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你明白了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311669"}
{"text": "城门打开，走出一个瘸子。没走出门几步，这瘸子又转身进了城。守城的小兵很好奇：「您这天天转一圈就回去，是干嘛呀？」「减肥。」瘸子回答。过了几天，小兵照样打开城门。走出来了个痂子。", "question": "试以「城门打开，走出一个瘸子」为开头，写一个具有反转性的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比赛谁离开得最快。", "question": "有哪些好玩的闹洞房点子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狗年结束了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4079294"}
{"text": "沉默的手握屁", "question": null, "star": 186, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gpcaray4qlj612e1a5agt02"}
{"text": "打错了电话。", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "拼命阻止主人收被炉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9eumy7kftj30ci0elmym"}
{"text": "白居易不是教过么：轻拢慢捻抹复挑。", "question": "怎么样能把男朋友撩到受不了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伸手打招呼的两人发现认错人后同时假装叫的士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh1zd2v1ctj30ci0elwfs"}
{"text": "猜猜硬币在哪只手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjCrKWPRMZOPYEFqoyOItZgMd9grSLrGEzVpJC6CGQzWapV3sIE8SFWkia25rz2c6D20gDT7FZRVwA"}
{"text": "祭典的姑娘们", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4473690"}
{"text": "走你～嗖～彭！！！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1ga5jv7v0zrj20yi18vav4"}
{"text": "可能因为关汉卿只写了赵盼儿救风尘，没写赵盼儿还要开茶楼还要谈恋爱", "question": "《梦华录》的口碑，为什么逐渐变差了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以为是狗，其实是花。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2430221"}
{"text": "狗域，不知道大家看过没", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "怪兽，你也想和我一起拉吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20kMHx97ZkELTounoOh3bdTbD9P5Gia1VR5Fsel186jN1zzzJ7vE5UAVA"}
{"text": "反击在云端", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4385826"}
{"text": "Satoshi过度劳累自己。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450286"}
{"text": "好耶！实验推迟到明天了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4a79fxnisj30ci0elq6n"}
{"text": "谁让你们穿我维密睡衣的！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "因为添加了动力，所以马上出去散步看看太阳塔。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6636028"}
{"text": "艹，早知道不喝急支糖浆了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "排隔壁队的人过完了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hha31ppi7bj30ci0eljvq"}
{"text": "虽然曾经跌倒，但仍然坚持站起来。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": "不是本人。", "question": "最近流行的「我倒，你也网上冲浪啊」到底是什么梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "水钓哥头", "question": null, "star": 314, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "只要输入爸爸的生日就能买到超强的装备", "question": null, "star": 526, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h60lo5u3lyj60u00x8myi02"}
{"text": "教练让我在车上等他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHe5JQbFxvZVvfqd6UiajkVhImo0cRVaq4biccjEcDRicQg4znuhwYUnxuw"}
{"text": "- 老公，孩子睡熟了，赶紧睡吧。\n- 不行，我一定要看看这个睡前故事的结局是什么！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNsbJedz8ncd8JxmqXj2r2Rnew9nhvSdaIlTgjtPBwsDACXqn3mQ39dQ"}
{"text": "「樱木，进来吧」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh7wu5fvjij208v0bnwf9"}
{"text": "三个一样的怪物要来了，游马！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371182"}
{"text": "菜下锅时溅出了油", "question": null, "star": 166, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv864ahvzcj60xt193tcs02"}
{"text": "不管怎样，不都是24小时营业了吗！", "question": "请向7-11投诉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383026"}
{"text": "你叫什么名字？ 刷啦！ 是的，那么里面的人叫什么名字？ 田中。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357456"}
{"text": "女朋友着火了！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt3ptgzdj208h0b2ta9"}
{"text": "你的浏览记录与硬盘都已经清空了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glmhkc2a5aj30ci0el418"}
{"text": "俯卧撑……第1……个……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfbjk7i79uj30ci0elq6s"}
{"text": "老婆弄丢的内裤在经理的办公室里找到我不用给她买新的了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNficUEnJcOkSYeceW4hhHvFLjzbCc8rmjBL5d02ZQQkfXYNcjMh3J7Rw"}
{"text": "骑手到店找自己单的外卖", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "自取其乳做不到了,愿闻其详还是可以的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibo22icwqGTEkMLhsJK7BUBtfdt6H1hfBXfcXqd21icoiaMvEIicMQlZW46w"}
{"text": "脚踏八条船的事情败露了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn1dreyezuj30ci0el468"}
{"text": "猩猩A在观察情况。猩猩B在观察情况。猩猩C在观察情况。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4600302"}
{"text": "楚魂具有双臂。", "question": "早安电视播出时，观众投诉蜂拥而至，到底发生了什么？", "star": 25, "type": "T2T", "image": "6985983"}
{"text": "进入公共交通和汽车行业。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3991455"}
{"text": "河神给你的新爸爸就这么不喜欢吗？", "question": null, "star": 207, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "懂事猫猫帮五一去旅游的主人喂热带鱼", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "你的优先级不高。", "question": "如何拒绝程序员表白？因为要跟另一个程序员在一起", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玛小姐vs啵奇塔", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "我终于在店里找到了礼物包装纸。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1875425"}
{"text": "我听说互相联通的网上有一个叫知乎的软件，里面的人才像天上的星星一样多，称为“知乎的朋友”。他们说的话非常好听，使人们不愿意离开。知乎的朋友们哪，他们读过的书十匹马也拉不完，拥有的财富十辈子也花不完。然而“知乎的朋友”却没有因此而骄傲，反而比一般人更加谦虚低调。经常作出有趣的文章，使人们发出笑声。因此，“知乎的朋友”受到了人们的喜爱。这就是谦虚的道理。将其他的软件与知乎相比，没有能超过它的。如果不喜欢知乎而喜欢其他的软件，使自己与高尚的节操、做人的道理分开，这难道也是可以的吗？", "question": "怎么模仿古文翻译腔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "杀虫剂是你喷的吗！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw0pbzefupj30ci0el0w6"}
{"text": "爸爸看电视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArdYLmZIFz0LDPwSFlIAh6tiaU025PGaf2vUBTR0AC53CSWqv2aNib0Uaw"}
{"text": "上下关系", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6083133"}
{"text": "阿尔卑斯山的天然水就是这样去除污垢的。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "5997495"}
{"text": "装完开发环境，重启，没了。", "question": "在网吧写代码是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不给报销路费是真的吗？", "question": null, "star": 313, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqegqmlqwej611a1dq48y02"}
{"text": "本来的声音", "question": "请说真话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6490616"}
{"text": "复活吧！被打碎的花瓶！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmhqbji6zzj30ci0eljz5"}
{"text": "说个我化学老师自述的吧。2000 年后流传头发做酱油的新闻，老师深受启发，在家开工，用自己的头发酿造酱油。后来大功告成，但他又不太敢吃，于是装了一瓶送给了邻居，只说是自酿的，未告知原料。过了段日子，再次见到邻居，问起酱油，对方回复：「好吃。」高潮是老师说出原料是头发之后，居然没有挨打。", "question": "你在生活中用过最高端的化学知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "路易十六在游泳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tgCzojMRtzGiaiba8eRRQjerIS6CdlntLRubKB8TuYkeoM2r7zdmeFj9g"}
{"text": "挺好的，几万年后还能通过仪器找到你", "question": "如果吃一小勺子核废料会怎样?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "付费解锁角色", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "今天没洗头。", "question": "和一个女生约会，然后每次都被推有事，放在第二天，这个是什么意思呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同行十二年，不知木兰是女郎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMb0Zck6xE4E4OKjoibbd02rnY3V4O00SibicSILZ4GuibQiao3u3rp5AtMSg"}
{"text": "电脑课老师：请大家用剩余的时间做作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjthx0vCK8e4Yp8D3pS7JnG69nBnibicLGnU4InibC6yuX6V4vYytaLscOgaw"}
{"text": "摔角比赛拍地认输时打到了对手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtuSGGsEy2hQmRojbUdV9U3gMTqydy2IavP2qEDJ6QlN9Cr0qMicWUuzA"}
{"text": "领导说让我多用用脑子", "question": null, "star": 506, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjmqgbj0paj611912c7bi02"}
{"text": "攻击吉田沙保里！", "question": "请告诉我令人心情愉悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5258101"}
{"text": "面试官让我把桌子上的笔推销给他。我愣了 0.5 秒，竟然还真有人用这种教科书面试。我拿起笔说：「您买笔吗？」面试官：「不买。」然后把笔放回原位：「您不是我的目标用户。」面试官也突然一懵，大概 2 秒左右。我解释到，一支笔能提供给我的收益很少，若向每个用户都做详细的介绍和推销，太浪费时间。所以用最简短的方式推销，扩大销售范围。 我又重新举起笔问另一个面试官：「买笔吗？」本以为这种浮夸的表演可以到此结束的时候，面试官又特么问我「你怎么把这支笔以 1000 元的价格卖出去？」我说：「这种骗智障人士的缺德事我干不出来。」便扬长而去。到公司楼下突然想起来，我是来应聘前端的，卖笔关我吊事。", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈今天过生日。", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "由插画师描绘的富士山喷发的形象。", "question": null, "star": 451, "type": "I2T", "image": "2748450"}
{"text": "哇，终于找到双11最佳优惠组合了！竟然是……啥也不买？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010C3zD0TVPrO8yqF88kFHIKHafLaFUicQg7FEr0QnU8QVeuqx9boYX4bCA"}
{"text": "可能你不属于能看到她经常发自拍的那些个分组。", "question": "一个酷爱自拍的长得不错的妹子却几乎从来不在朋友圈里发照片，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "认养一头牛", "question": null, "star": 279, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "因为我要捧自己国家的明星去干死韩国的明星。", "question": "为什么叫兽易小星要把 TFBOYS 加入到短片里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「哦，美帝君，不好意思真是打扰了呢，麻烦您停一下车好吗，我们想要一些金坷垃，真的是拜托了！」「啊啊，尽管一想到要种庄稼就觉得格外麻烦，可是啊，我们非洲农业是很不发达的呢。哦，先生，金坷垃我们非洲真是十分需要呢！」「呐，我敬爱的美帝君，快不要再听那个愚蠢的黑人胡乱讲话了。日本资源太缺乏，我们已经没有退路了，如果您真把金坷垃给了他们，可真是残念呢。」「哦，快住手，两位先生，请你们不要在打架了！我这样的科学家能被人需要，被人依靠，能在这里和大家分享金坷垃的神奇力量，对我来说，已经是，最幸运的事了呢。你们谁能说出金坷垃的好处，那么，金坷垃就赠与他吧~」「真正的化肥就应该守护自己想要的东西！泥土中的养分也好，土壤的水分也好，都由金坷垃来守护！那些不能让庄稼增产增收的假肥料，最差劲了！」「掺了金坷垃以后，化肥就再也不是以前的化肥了，那之后的化肥经能够凭借自己的力量，让小麦亩产一千八呢！想起来真觉得不可思议啊。」", "question": "用日式腔来述说个欧美传说是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "绝壁是我啊，头一天晚上发现出轨，一夜没睡，第二天一早趁着前夫处于强烈的愧疚感，赶紧去民政局把婚离了，他半梦游状态签了协议，三套房子归我、车子归我、钱归我。小三知道他净身出户，暴跳如雷，吹了枕边风，他后悔了，来和我打官司，跟法官说，说那不是他自愿签的，是出于愧疚、怕我做傻事，呵呵，稍微懂点法的人都知道，离婚协议，一旦签字了，是不可能推翻的。", "question": "你见过的最淡定的被出轨的女人什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前我们学校门口有很多黑车。几个人凑满一车，走～后来交警来查，把行驶的车辆强行拦截。当时我们五个人在车里，很是激动。停车后，交警拉开车门，对着我们乘客一直照相，拍照取证。有的女同学害羞地挡住了自己的脸。我觉得挡住脸不好，看起来像极了新闻中的失足妇女。我大大方方扯起微笑 ，比了一个剪刀手。后来这个事情上报纸了，哈哈。", "question": "坐黑车（野的）是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我下半身裸露了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522607"}
{"text": "不要嘛！我不想再驾驶EVA了……！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hca3uy1w3lj30ci0elael"}
{"text": "你是谁啊？我从今天开始就要在这里被饲养的小柴犬，多多关照！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "2189439"}
{"text": "麋鹿的停车罚单这么贵！", "question": null, "star": 62, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "别放酸黄瓜，我不爱吃你讨厌酸黄瓜，酸黄瓜还讨厌你呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkhjBA45iaGJI8TfCz7RymHowiboaEflZZvUW1XUrpsp28xXXVuoFK9icmQ"}
{"text": "草民正是辛德瑞拉", "question": null, "star": 405, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6vpwp1nu0j614010bjx702"}
{"text": "人类有史以来，救活的跳楼者（含植物人、各类终生残疾等），最高记录是8层楼。9层以上的都挂了，以上，供各位爱好者参考。", "question": "如果一个人从十层楼的高度落下，哪种落地姿势可以将伤害降到最低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你一定要逃出去！别管我！（僵户电影片段）", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv4lnrdralj615t1jrthy02"}
{"text": "因为洗头太频繁了，被妈妈怀疑早恋", "question": "你高中遇到过什么糟糕的事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我刚注册的QQ", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "一个人一包鸡蛋的第七次挑战", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3780413"}
{"text": "教祖没理我，但不知为何我在合宿婚礼上留下了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6756677"}
{"text": "等待打开的孤独和绝望开始诉说。", "question": "勇士打开宝箱，没想到宝箱是个模仿者，模仿者突然...", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6071451"}
{"text": "当你吃完冰棒后开始啃中间的棍子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXlDKgFnMW9ctnic5bdRF5uOQIGibTtHTWSRiaOvXiapOgic7gqRia5zptwH4g"}
{"text": "对不起！对不起！不要再提砧板的事了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4717097"}
{"text": "中间的那个家伙被决定要去做饭了，上面和下面的两个都松了一口气。", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "3611264"}
{"text": "之前在豆瓣看到过一个帖子。楼主大意是说自己是个单身狗，感到很孤独，有个妹子评论他说「我也感到很孤独」。然后楼主就回复她「你可以自己开个帖子」。", "question": "你见过哪些一句话能把女生噎死的钢铁直男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明天有工作。", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "椅子上装置了机关。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6477162"}
{"text": "刚去英国，因为害羞，说 excuse me 的时候，总是让人听成 kiss me。然后……妈的，不堪回首的往事。本来要说很多的。不想说了。", "question": "你知道的中国人与英语人士交流过程中因为语言或者习俗闹过什么笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你醒啦，我们手术还没开始", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicK9ObckpCSI68NxxFIEJvyfCL9c2E3uFDGxgj0PpZqwFyNnNnmwMVJw"}
{"text": "我的冷笑话。", "question": "结局已经清楚了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5310353"}
{"text": "所以你邀请了知乎上所有叫陆小凤的？", "question": "西门吹雪并没有什么辉煌的战绩，为什么古龙把他写成剑神？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，小子。你现在是白的，但很快就会变黑了！就像我的肚子一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4234644"}
{"text": "如果转世成了猫，这次一定要征服世界。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7350305"}
{"text": "您过奖了，我觉得我这人要是有了孩子，可能活不到老。", "question": "如果不生孩子，老了真的会很可怜吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈！你也是因为踢椅子才坐上这辆去西伯利亚的车啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9oH9zereeFG9Fn7Wr2xXXFX5yF4icCQORp80IKj5GwLfQGb5nwDdUXag"}
{"text": "被异世界吸入时是脚先进去的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "当这是第九条命时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbM2AQopSoNCtPibTtdG6RjJfPJzIQGhRx4mLL05ziaC0kfrwRsZeHcNVzQ"}
{"text": "这里由我...尽管是我，也可以去。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3402455"}
{"text": "打破，分解", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937371"}
{"text": "996的员工在过劳死火化过程中，被老板叫去谈生意", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZn7DW6VNCGDckia2XUiaIFxAvgsick7OpFNAqOKMFjpl16xfDjKicSul6ww"}
{"text": "这个夏天，咱们去冷饮店消暑吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6679478"}
{"text": "这个人是暴露狂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IOhgxBsfqpRgoaCOrqHJULic2AuiacFY2prdyiaEWseZblJ5wZ5nWVN07ng"}
{"text": "在中国也没人说他 handsome……语言不同嘛。", "question": "如何看待吴彦祖说他在美国没人说他帅？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咖啡机内部，怎么都无法搅碎的咖啡豆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibfdWH3y4jSRzRnz8YibJpnVZgqCglXXrW0InAWk976ojkPE1siaeVdn7A"}
{"text": "那你手上的死皮是不是再也撕不下来了？", "question": "如果你有一根坚不可摧的手指，是不是一项很废的超能力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "转发这个罗志祥40岁还能多人运动1分钟前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8pBficxFmPCuFfSkrNOYGm363ibadSicog6d2SibKsrLGjvu0WEK4HribOmg"}
{"text": "在满月下全身长出了毛发，很害怕自己是狼人，结果发现自己是绿毛龟于是放心了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8U59Ccn8ibglJ3KuibHytevBAicWxN6ou7fD3QnYcRc5eYEyFAyafPuN0w"}
{"text": "瓦坎达Forever", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "不要太过了哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379400"}
{"text": "飞走的棉被。", "question": "虽然不是什么好笑的事情，但还是想看一次的风景是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6943990"}
{"text": "把芥末全挑出来。", "question": "将标题或名言的一部分变成家常话，夫妻之后的家常话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3837300"}
{"text": "儿砸你看我新买的手推车，可以自己拎橘子呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblXSepTnPoLd5e7riczbRN7ugU0CBcmzyKcta2eM8Jsd2M2ibDSBqbVDleQ"}
{"text": "我们是干脆面帮，做事干脆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QGA1r2FP5HjZ8xXHUWo2j98kezFV5Mouj1h9vh3ibTX5lefjTiba5EkpuwGUaZ3Gdk8dBAbD7lCic9w"}
{"text": "（那家伙该不会是把约会地点搞错了吧？）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3EqTxOuDaC9gXaMn2Ik9ePG0pATSFceU0ibiad26CvoaicsCL4fTuDAZicZg"}
{"text": "俄罗斯总统发表新年祝福的时候第一句是：俄罗斯联邦的公民们，早上好！ 晚上好 ！", "question": "如何形象地说明俄罗斯面积有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "意思大概是“这不是伊藤麻子吧！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5808931"}
{"text": "为了避免这种悲伤的场景。我告诉我爸妈说是星期五的飞机。然后提前把行李都偷渡到了同学家。周三早上告诉爸妈说我跟同学出去玩。中午不回来吃。快快乐乐吃了午饭一个人上了飞机。在空姐叫我关机之前发微信通知了我爸妈。周三的午后阳光很明媚。——周四的早上我差点被吐沫星子淹死。看见有人问我会不会被爹妈收拾……我只记得。今年第一次回家过的这个春节。放眼望去。全是我不爱吃的。过分……吗。如果你们知道我落地之后被逼拿国内电话号在没有 wifi 的情况下强行和家里通了四个小时的视频电话呢。……而且我爹妈。并没有。给我。掏这笔话费。我。第一笔支出。是付话费。", "question": "留学生第一次和父母在机场分别的场景你还记得吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "翔平的中文常用表达是飞翔的和平。", "question": "孩子起的闪亮名字太可怜了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7122076"}
{"text": "忘了拿“诉状”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw28a639gkj20yi0yigza"}
{"text": "给自己买了成人VR游戏当做生日礼物俏悄躲在关灯房间里准备给你庆生的朋友们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TtyynqumhgCCjBfyvdal0LxNYCwI3NSgtouyDbOThjvoQYPykEEyfRA"}
{"text": "北京某快餐店刚有卖冰淇淋的小窗口的时候，播放广告录音：「嗨~就是叫你呀，就是叫你丫！*** 第二杯半价哟……」后来不放了，大概是察觉到不对劲了。还有个武汉的药厂，每次广告结尾都会放一个特别坚毅的男声：「武汉，贱民！」后来也不放了。", "question": "有哪些听着感觉很尴尬的广告词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "惊！千万不要娶用卫生棉条的女生。用了卫生棉条之后生的孩子基因就不完全是你的了！都会带有棉花的基因！", "question": "男友发现我用卫生棉条，就要和我分手，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "崇拜库洛斯，如果有的话也买个鱼线。", "question": null, "star": 521, "type": "I2T", "image": "1249718"}
{"text": "伸手打招呼的两人发现认错人后同时假装叫的士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh138mz925j30ci0elwfs"}
{"text": "下周的犯人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7fj60vwlcj20u00ukwij"}
{"text": "从厕所隔间里出来两个人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4248662"}
{"text": "“叮，时辰（十层）到了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7MiajiaQkDib8WJWI19DZWIuib4o799OOial7giaMZYU4AlYEibbOnfe7IibJnjHDw"}
{"text": "大致上都是误会。", "question": "如果海贼王的角色们参加掷镖旅行的话！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5381082"}
{"text": "机会来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgYibUCia4Np3sx86KMqrYcLMSbu5sbeAfAwvdg8quumiaNd4EtArVRlPIbPy1W4hnaEgpJqfzwm7lgQ"}
{"text": "「卸了你身上的装备，就是要把你踢出队伍，别伤心，常有的事。」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9l3jyz7ylj20an0azjsx"}
{"text": "你为什么总是拿着山下的行李？我说呢，希望等你们长大后就不用再带这些东西了。", "question": null, "star": 5361, "type": "I2T", "image": "1405338"}
{"text": "对面有点厉害啊，我得把鼠标插上了。", "question": "玩刀塔你说过或者听过最霸气的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去汤姆家玩的时候，他骄傲地说：我在水槽里养了水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lr9ZhPgX9XbHAGK8QINzzYHzIPQsmXACYicL9ia8PtGtSGsp2Y3dQymyMQ"}
{"text": "在宫崎骏的电影《风之谷》中出现的老鼠。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375333"}
{"text": "主人还没学会上厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3xab6afeej20mo0pfwhg"}
{"text": "明年见！", "question": "烟囱的心情现在怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6947982"}
{"text": "wumutunwenwen enyetunwenwen wuwenmuwen osas", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "这里的店员很好吃哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmduA5ak1ZAMYYqz7fcVhpS0FSJ5LAbjS3qjkaG0OmfmGicPibY4T0ibwlcQ"}
{"text": "什么？入教后头发就能长出来吗？我要入教！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7237737"}
{"text": "孩子们，你们饿肚子的心情我可以理解，但请看清楚再嘬！这里是爸爸！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVxg5MHTYQQ6kz9P8mxlZ7xeT1QPibiaYMQysAkfbdPVeJ0VhrxrEc4czQ"}
{"text": "只带了一颗啥都能将就的心…", "question": "经常出差住酒店，一般你会常备哪些物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "略略略~是双划线~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyc994ghs5j30ci0elgoo"}
{"text": "游泳池分幼儿区和成人区，不敢去成人区，就在幼儿区玩，因为是温泉游泳池，我觉得没啥丢人的，就去了。虽然作为一个成年女子在幼儿区确实有点引人注目。然后捏，另一个成年女子在我旁边路过，以一个不屑的眼神看着我，仿佛说：你这么大了，还在这丢不丢人。然后转身一个帅气的姿势入水，然后……被救生员用那种捞人的大网整上来的，解救完之后，救生员说：你不会游泳，你下水干啥。这个女人说出了让我终身难忘，并且想起来就想笑的话。「我在电视上看过她们咋游！」然后的然后，幼儿区又多了一个成年女子。", "question": "你游泳时有没有什么特别的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好吃！好吃！太好吃了！", "question": "把歌词改一个字就毁了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6763557"}
{"text": "怪兽在光线面前闻到味道才发现受到了伤害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378635"}
{"text": "老师：这次有位同学写出了一道全班没有任何其他人写对的题，大家要向他学习去网上搜答案抄上去的我：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22IddYyuztib5al1ibzBd9ic0SdYppfwq1PlugUFew7hGE5OXyOWCIWHcrzQ"}
{"text": "绝对不要相信，拉肚子时的一个屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BabB5GoUhh6FfNkFTXXKn1haZkhxmEOibqibMWAia9C1qF4np84F2iaibqmLw"}
{"text": "前两天刚删了微博，删除所有。成长就是一个不断认识到自己以前是sb的过程#论删微博的必要性#", "question": "为什么有些人那么喜欢删微博或说说，心理学上怎样解释这个现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初步确定抛户现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKNfQb2diaZBquXdqtOoy65lGRmEcL9AmCtzjxFa30rVJU7YBMK0LxmZA"}
{"text": "傻的。", "question": "这句话的中文意思是：「在喝酒之前，先说一句。」", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6704047"}
{"text": "抱着我爸的照片问，「你咋回来了？」（我爸去世 7 年了）", "question": "喝完酒干过什么过分的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要我 E 得够快，队友的问号就点不到我。——快乐风男", "question": "如何说服一个青铜亚索不要再玩亚索了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当然是 Windows 系统提供的 SetMonitorBrightness 这个函数了！这个函数可以设置电脑屏幕的亮度，如果设置成 100%，你就会感到眼前一亮。参考资料：https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/dd692972(v=vs.85).aspx", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的函数？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我按照猫的喜好编的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2076984"}
{"text": "被我爸借用鼠标移向了电脑的我学习资料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJbPC1TSTlZFCQHR8kYJNo69NAMJcqZ5aaichODzeFd8lRJvLFqiaVkNhQ"}
{"text": "即使没有电视也很开心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTBcB26YSlw9MJAqO4gb1DAPibEe6sge5iaXeBibUIZmMTKq3Ve0Gfc7bvw"}
{"text": "领奖状时的正确姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2fxzsfdc9j30ci0elgn7"}
{"text": "我有厚达5px的白色描边", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "师傅，追上那瓶急支糖浆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAeyEhNxGCGLhn0dxxNbVuBjDRicOgyXxibKep60pR1ibNkgTI5icLcXxicBw"}
{"text": "耳垢的味道。", "question": "喜欢的东西。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7005235"}
{"text": "敲打使肉变软的设备。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1216531"}
{"text": "排队迫不及待体验埋胸服务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKpG0K9cTSTmoFLkibggJFbicAAjBjUic3B1cMZYcm4Q9qFgcSt4PE7URdA"}
{"text": "小龙女无法动弹，只得任其所为，不由得又是惊喜，又是害羞，正要问：「是你吗，过儿？」只听尹志平说道：「我是你的破壁人。」", "question": "如果让金庸去写《三体》的话，大概会是什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "感受到护栏了吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvycul9u6oj20yi101kf9"}
{"text": "迷路了？很抱歉，我也是", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1svbdXibQZjztStG8kZy5Yt74qyDpFicaXcB8pPx2ibhibO84d2CFJJUseOg"}
{"text": "整个高中上下来，我只记得老师胸很大。写板书的时候，总是会稀里糊涂的把黑板胸前的公式擦掉，因为胸大。所以我应该还记得这么一句：「咦，怎么没有了……？」", "question": "如何用一句话模仿你的数学老师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让外国人不用出国就能体验留学。", "question": "留学所在的整个班全是中国人是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好朋友", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3514414"}
{"text": "周杰伦听说刘畊宏用《本草纲目》跳操火了之后，上门维权。一打开大门，周杰伦首先看到的是，跳操跳到精疲力竭瘫坐在地上的刘太太。肥伦嗅到了一丝危险的气息。但是他不害怕，他是来维权的。「畊宏，亲兄弟明算账，你用我的歌，不跟我打招呼，说不过去吧？」刘畊宏暂停了直播，扭头看着昔日的好友。「你说歌是你的，你怎么证明？你跳过么？」周杰伦想都没想就说，我怎么没跳过？我跳给你看！3 分钟后。周杰伦瘫坐在地。刘畊宏低头看着他：「还有两分钟呢，你怎么了？你的歌你不会跳不完吧？」周杰伦：「没事了，歌是你的，我走了，告辞。」", "question": "刘畊宏直播时用《本草纲目》会存在版权问题吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有人知道在情人节收到最多巧克力的由中君背后付出了多大努力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gntwz5zf2ej30ci0eltho"}
{"text": "始终不服评分的第三名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hiufro5evjj30ci0el3zp"}
{"text": "俺寻思橘猫也不胖啊", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "幻海，你以为你这样就能嫁给户愚吕家吗？你连柚子胡椒都忘了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4176136"}
{"text": "听说团体票更便宜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1et4tujli1xj20a408j0v6"}
{"text": "半夜梦话：这样，燕国就有救了。", "question": "男朋友最傻的时候是什么时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么啊，只有我没有降落伞？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4TID0SPrUNuqPr9XaibibBgicWwDV83uVDeGiatLqjuvyrhRFyudnjXFYFw"}
{"text": "奇怪的遗骸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x8ENQuic1R0Of0oANbSZm70ib1ZEB9XIYUWICJYOZbVjxQJ24JIM1UcbOg"}
{"text": "巴塔子：“看起来烤得好好吃啊！下次想试试烤饺子。”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384640"}
{"text": "回头看，原来隔壁也是男人的澡堂，于是慌忙把门堵上了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6838136"}
{"text": "睡觉了，别说了，我睡着了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2437074"}
{"text": "跳长绳比赛中摇绳的同学", "question": null, "star": 632, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnh8nrve11j611w16qah302"}
{"text": "普通日本法国选手选手选手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVe4RotriaA3ibe8dkV15ToL0GM6ibxQFlwENsQy1JPbC4cuwUZblLFge7A"}
{"text": "先生，这是重要的事情，我只说一次。", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "因为你长大了以后需要更大规模的东编西扯，无病呻吟。现在就要打基础。", "question": "身为一个初中学生，为啥我觉得答语文题就是东编西扯，写作文就是无病呻吟?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送？猫背矫正？我是喵喵呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz08nuahg4j30ci0el0wu"}
{"text": "这个打5折耶~可是尺寸大了点，要不要买呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpjjhxzln7j30ci0elqah"}
{"text": "我说一个吧，不过那次我没交。杭州灵隐寺，上去之前路边商家喊着让我买香（林隐寺里拜佛要上香），说上面没有卖香的。我没买，心想怎么可能上面没有卖香的，上去之后发现，上面果然没有卖香的。 灵隐寺里，每人送三根香 o>_<o", "question": "你交过哪些昂贵的「智商税」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生日那天刚好轮到自己做值日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5iaF9nqL8RHkmHtuHay9T3D93kpxB174AZtib3kuwnFa7c9hQjqMByLrg"}
{"text": "姥姥是个正直了一辈子的人。但她无法理解世界上为什么有类似鳄鱼 这种生物的存在。她觉得又丑又不好吃。“要它有啥用嘞？”想抱抱姥姥和鳄鱼 。。。", "question": "一个人的观念可以老到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "减肥的又一个第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPuibE7W3dVqYliczxTSkh9Qlv2ibgTv6AR3dXZyG2icw4M1ZLhI1ibibgBuRQ"}
{"text": "呼，终于到达卡林塔的顶端了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3671272"}
{"text": "这钱只有500万，连垃圾都不如。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7029216"}
{"text": "嘻嘻嘻嘻这是谁啊？快叫警察来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4502440"}
{"text": "卖家没有骗人，这床果然很有弹性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArc8HASAdw7v4SKOhY4Za9cYp1fictia7C4pvX1dWiaZhwplicFHHE0rtB8g"}
{"text": "抠鼻屎时有人进来急忙修正轨道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz8mwznyr8j30ci0el77v"}
{"text": "什么顶着我？是配枪啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqQ1qCibibFic5dcyGsTCQ3UGG4yfZrsD1T8jia4JDLL2AcSGBgdibAJ4jkiaQ"}
{"text": "你也不想你是人类的事情被说出去吧？", "question": null, "star": 215, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "她是半人半鱼的美人鱼啊", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "后来，我总算明白了，有些事情，不是你不喜欢它，而是你可能明明是喜欢它的，但你没能把它做好，导致自己想逃避它，包容自己软弱，无耻的告诉自己不适合这不适合那。", "question": "怎样知道自己适合做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生，您看中的房子再不定马上就要到上海咯，到时候就不是这个价格啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjm2Wo8iaibZ7K3gWNyVcP3I9Xlp9qkwGXAcricmiaX1riaCghGGMTXBhzE5Kw"}
{"text": "约会和朋友见面的计划被取消了。", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "（我出门时锁门了吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpv2i2yay6j30ci0elgs2"}
{"text": "就说了有妖怪，然后就这样了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6663571"}
{"text": "大哥死啦！大哥死啦！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "里面有挖掘机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "让停不下来的劳碌命的妈妈过个轻松的母亲节", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYUWgrGARavzpx03dUg2KQyGF77otnTYibVSqoa3c6P37SVRELIzjqG9Q"}
{"text": "我不相信星座的，因为我是处女座，非常理性。", "question": "如何看待明星贺军翔因「不想女儿当处女座宝宝」，让妻子提前两周剖腹产一事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我已经差不多被主人宠了两个小时，被拍照，通过Line被朋友分享，甚至被用作题目。", "question": null, "star": 119, "type": "I2T", "image": "2082401"}
{"text": "你家窗户掉下来插我脑袋里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuLooWcHAQKpvPiaezqfyb9kH8CnyHrpvgpBUGlLQkiaL1JIkCyOCBzIOA"}
{"text": "刚一按下按钮，地板就掉下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0t9ISEWeko65QAJ9DORZGiaVYMtOBkibTgj9GjIDLAW36qzIAGUiauuyXw"}
{"text": "我得好好看看，说不定里面有我。", "question": "相亲时，你碰到了哪些令人哭笑不得的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初学者用的修改带。", "question": "用五次就坏的东西。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5653277"}
{"text": "黑化肥", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "那一幕从此烙印在我的脑海中，我那*起的父亲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7aTibhZMDnKypDf8cXEibjbhVQ4vePwnEvWib0f3DKeDennHQWRQ3ibWqtA"}
{"text": "在家好好做家务吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5588220"}
{"text": "牛奶？我总是喝从牛那里直接挤出来的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6202320"}
{"text": "军式烹饪部 第53集 ~方便面的恰到好处的烹煮方法~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3206332"}
{"text": "在超难的地下城中设置的恢复之泉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954739"}
{"text": "互相展示各自抓到的昆虫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZwlh3jfpGHAIx0HGbibxvE3ict7W9FRvmpHxWpA3gxOKKgzZ7dwscpyuWQ"}
{"text": "那你把手伸过来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl53ygvw9uj30ci0el0x4"}
{"text": "买买买！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6842168"}
{"text": "比起怪兽，更会制造灾害。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "我大四实习就是因为特长才被一家研究所选去的……研究所就挑了我一个去实习我觉得肯定是因为我学习成绩好？要不然因为我长相斯文？要不然是因为……我自己都编不下去了。到了单位人人看到我就问我两个问题：一是，你是 XX 大学的实习生？好厉害；二是，听说你会玩桥牌？直到我被问了一星期我才知道谜底。研究所上级的上级单位，一家巨型国企要开一个运动会。除了拔河等正常的项目外，这家单位的领导都喜欢玩桥牌。盘式赛，我们上级单位三缺一，缺个自然。一家几百人的单位凑不齐 4 个玩桥牌的，上研究所要人。于是找个玩桥牌的成了研究所的头号任务。毕竟陪上级和上级的上级单位领导打牌事情大过天。本来去研究所我觉得我肯定能大展宏图。结果实习的主要工作成了每周两次陪领导打牌……", "question": "各类报名表上「特长爱好」这一栏有什么作用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在五秒钟后我意识到那不是舔舔糖。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2978017"}
{"text": "我说话从来不说第二遍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tmqhlTXicevC5eBRBibib7MfAgHBS8xecc30LbcEO4qPl8mICibxKgCcjJQ"}
{"text": "你好，小丸子君。我想要尽快讨论一下关于框的问题。先提前向你道歉，我选择了一些稍微粗暴的方式。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366846"}
{"text": "低头族", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6157542"}
{"text": "只有我的按摩椅出故障了", "question": null, "star": 645, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "在音阶上按下琴键的人正在演奏。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041446"}
{"text": "军训", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gb6hwqhx43j210e10eq87"}
{"text": "法式帝王享受", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8YdO5OWJEmxdGOMcfxEfLR9Q5utn5nJ21edMicRffS6r2H8Onts4Uj1g"}
{"text": "许多日本人获得了前所未有的长时间假期。", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "在逛街时的你和跟你同步的店员", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "星期四、星期五、星期一、星期三、星期二", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5707876"}
{"text": "先生，里面的液体喝一口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBxRAW1F7u6AK01QQGpY6X6xDEFM8srzxBapXCXp7qebRY528r0DeCNmGD2PdyyYzffSzf3nzLWw"}
{"text": "看起来像汤婆子一样，到底是什么故事啊？说实话，给个五星吧。", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "水槽旁边贴着处理后的照片。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的水族馆。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1800923"}
{"text": "我的老师。有一次老师在网上买了书，快递小哥送上门，老师让小哥进门，在等老师签收的时候，小哥看着老师书架上的一本书看了挺久，还问了老师。小哥走后，老师很后悔。于是……在接下来的日子里，老师但凡想买书，都拆成一本一本地买，直到某一次终于又遇到上次的快递小哥，把小哥问过的书，送给了他。嗯，感谢校友提醒，那本书是《心是孤独的猎手》。", "question": "你见过最文艺的人是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可爱度正在充电中。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3101040"}
{"text": "杏汁", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5350199"}
{"text": "卫生纸不能治病，不能壮阳，没有药用价值，不防辐射，抢它干嘛？", "question": "大陆为什么没有发生抢购卫生纸的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟上厕所前的棋形完全不同！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvu4ghe60mj30ci0el42t"}
{"text": "！！！体重秤！！！！！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaadz7c2tvj20bw09mab9"}
{"text": "保险", "question": "百分之九十九的杀菌率剩下百分之一是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3423027"}
{"text": "哇那个风筝好大啊，说不定可以把放风筝的人都拽起来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BomEHSYThNtqAFDWsiaZwxgV33aK91wYeVv8SicePue9Lz1uM8mLC0p3Pw"}
{"text": "执行任务前升级了安全气囊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4p801L6wyTAIepwZlGv77Z2cS1JoicG9z42MDCbBTkRiacCGgoqich7Aibw"}
{"text": "题主单身", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的推理桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游泳后做数学。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344150"}
{"text": "我是让你买个西瓜", "question": null, "star": 568, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr3tqkbnajj60xr12hte802"}
{"text": "一路向海", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f904zndnq1j20fx0e8tae"}
{"text": "寻找抱歉！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4670861"}
{"text": "不小心打开了前置摄像头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkitu6zgbsj30ci0elq6h"}
{"text": "好吃的东西才有可能被灭绝。", "question": "为什么不灭绝蚊子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天来给大家做个iTree 25 的评测", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "“咚咚咚，张怀民！咚咚咚，张怀民！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHrzZT17E0Z8DpH0a649G8ibexMic8yErBz9NVBicz7fMWzKdyGd7dmTeZQ"}
{"text": "这件有大一号的么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehxhn31q8fj20az0apq3z"}
{"text": "这个问题怎么不推送给别人就推送给我了呢 楼主一定是喜欢我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVGTY0eBoxyS5YrzmP5UCQ1pAkAUtc5LYGB6YVHB5IG2iagiaQAegx0yaA"}
{"text": "『快去写作业！「我正想去写呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9gakrsjo4j30ci0elwj5"}
{"text": "巧克力松露巧克力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8mROB0SiabYg0DFaEDJ8cuAVAw45YhcfL4MQ8icSyt8rXGib5yhbQEKtvQ"}
{"text": "求福岛美食不要一动筷子就跑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYm1b1ZyDsKEuX4zwlVSgibwFE1jibGbP13aUw4w0yibYfNyTDeNg89sEIA"}
{"text": "洗澡开溜后装成一条毛巾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhwzntkkgvj30ci0eldje"}
{"text": "本人登场。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5806769"}
{"text": "这里是家具城不是你家！", "question": null, "star": 684, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3ce0kpqojj614019edmy02"}
{"text": "阪神还有可能靠自己的力量赢得冠军。", "question": "收集七个老虎球可以召唤出一只真正的老虎吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605111"}
{"text": "欺负人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "放在苹果身上就是香味儿，放在其他产品身上就是化学清洗剂残留……", "question": "苹果电脑上的那种香味是来源于何处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这张脸不是人的。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "今天老师给小朋友们讲一下食物链", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8Kxmd3Ww9uB9qZEfibrMpC1EKXg8zysl6tLWDIe3DRpCBNumG0icH1lU4Q"}
{"text": "麓", "question": null, "star": 431, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "我已经知道了，就把我打碎花瓶的事情算了吧！", "question": null, "star": 180, "type": "I2T", "image": "1434634"}
{"text": "单身狗，这腿我能玩一年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mNq0qIAJZMtcW1PgLMUYggBNv9q9ko5F6dLnx0EZibN9wN47HmCYtRnQ"}
{"text": "欺诈保健品卖疯了！按照计划进行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5354151"}
{"text": "今天他/她没有回家。", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "我孩子昨天……", "question": "女孩子跟你聊什么，会让男孩子失去继续交流的欲望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说在这里兼职，每天都有小鱼干吃，所以就来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bKsAwh4ibKUIicg775LBAw4Q9GYycvOwnV3QjH5iattQptAS0fWr8kO8tA"}
{"text": "魂和牙齿同时脱落的类型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5167930"}
{"text": "于是我把这根绳子从后面拿过来，紧紧地向上提起来，对吧？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873296"}
{"text": "田中把Suica、我不想借给你听错了，他切开西瓜回家了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3163702"}
{"text": "哦，那是谁的手？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2212450"}
{"text": "仪器坏了，来个头孢吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TlLwXib8zPLcsQxvny1cIKheNSfZdO1te5L5LbDzGk9tnTzFFJLbthGg"}
{"text": "亲戚来家里串门临走时非要给孩子塞钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh16ejkf1wj20aa09sq4a"}
{"text": "你不是让我在出发前准备好饭吗？...", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "2484289"}
{"text": "今年大年初一晚上，120 拉过来一中年妇女，120 医生说醉酒了，随车来的是父子两个，也是满身酒味，那 20 多岁的儿子边哭边说，快救救我妈，酒精中毒了，晕过去了。病人进了抢救室，我还没问，病人说了，我没事，他俩喝醉了，我不让他们喝，他们非说我喝醉了，然后就叫了 120 把我送过来了。", "question": "急诊室里都遇到过哪些有趣的怪事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "努力试图逗笑女神的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNcpoOUIwVNwdSOgVcLnKZHcVULoTLKicxnibo4shFUR8GYJFa2FiaNVVEQ"}
{"text": "没转生为人很抱歉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "连续八次用这个表情从死神手下逃生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3wk84wyT0HdfDzsIVDEOh16iaroVicHsSYvk43IZiaKGvSGnH1Gcd6UZvA"}
{"text": "刚从老公的葬礼上回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibNUGUWIBLiaYtlfVHoT9yYTndxAfRA4k1asRib73aOJR2xgGiarXaVfs6Q"}
{"text": "“三二一我们一起松嘴，不松是小狗”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "你连呼吸和脉搏都是零分吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaZmS3sGQpFZ6DKz31xJ0aHuzbvece05t2UKiaQKZdy3GDoiatDsMk3BSA"}
{"text": "大学时的故事，晨跑要盖章，跑完一定次数的体育才能合格。然后我们几个就去偷了老师的章私刻，学期末一个寝室的人全部重跑 2700 米 ，跑不过不及格。原因是：盖的章要能连成一句话：「发展体育运动，增强人民体质」。我们只刻了「发」……", "question": "有哪些「道高一尺魔高一丈」的现实事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你可以幼稚，但不能是个麻烦", "question": "为什么成年人没有幼稚的权利？幼稚到底得罪了谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走得太远了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3086316"}
{"text": "共同好友去上厕所了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTQW0PiacpibXWBrAko9HNvSmI55dbAuPzbH2WXdzib7B371RWibnsbZWaYg"}
{"text": "小学的时候，被班主任笑话我和肤色白皙的女生“不出来见人”。", "question": "你们人生中被羞辱得最惨的一次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6340342"}
{"text": "突然加载的时候有点卡是正常的。", "question": "为什么突然看向时钟的时候，会发现秒针会停很久？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于抓到这个蚊子啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymcy9yhtj20b30b2jsw"}
{"text": "这是一个令人兴奋的局面，我用我的拿手好戏来增加气氛。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1488333"}
{"text": "电梯超重后集体给电梯加油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkmysN4Jed2KSGVGH1iabcY698iayRXUABBtwfBbArD6icljq2qoCc6ic8pg"}
{"text": "最后以1000次紧握结束。来吧，。", "question": "请将它变得有趣一千倍。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3149184"}
{"text": "大空翼：「曲一线一射一门！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efn9gdpnwuj20ao0chdgn"}
{"text": "弹簧刀是这把啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "如果站在蛇精的角度讲葫芦娃这个故事，那就是 EVA。", "question": "如何评价《葫芦兄弟》这部动画片的制作水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钢管舞！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h787xzwqwgj30ci0elwfv"}
{"text": "现代舞《洒水车路过》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkiarvwibnFDlmPz0gYYoE4ibZYiaMtem9Lo9ia7RMaIMTh9UoTEnuxFgQBcQ"}
{"text": "把讨厌的人的包里悄悄放点东西怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6031280"}
{"text": "在网络上经常被骂「汉奸、卖国贼」…", "question": "作为一名汉语流利的外国人是种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们的火罐太细了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRCEF2nmflYdRY4OzfZOg8wxdg1sN2RGWYa3GA6mO2xChAXmqKPrCHSg"}
{"text": "理完了，您看一下？", "question": null, "star": 239, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "班长：收证件照的时候忘了规定尺寸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeU47RgWFNAib0dhZlDRMFicrHHDpQj7HlRK9N4v25XRY9UDyjN43GicmOCA"}
{"text": "哼，连续五次零分，真是垃圾。我可是得了119次满分。", "question": "请分享一些不太高级的吹牛话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6999639"}
{"text": "在奥特之母和奥特义母的战斗中，持续了30分钟。", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "在美人团体中，不知为何有些胖女孩却像是负责人一样。", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 73, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "我非常后悔用火打石做陀螺。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3608067"}
{"text": "喂，该喂食了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448887"}
{"text": "喂，艾伦，你在这里吧？快把这里打开...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7069140"}
{"text": "梦里梦见女友死了，很伤心。。。醒了之后想起来自己根本就没有过女友，更伤心了。。。", "question": "你做过的最诡异的一个梦是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "甄嬛传都 11 年了？？？？？？我都这么老了？？？？？？？！？！？！？", "question": "11 年过去《甄嬛传》每年还为其出品公司赚取上千万收益，爆款作品对影视公司有多重要？还有哪些类似案例？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "理科生的妹子下车了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibiavPic9iakgZPQNPJ6531tibvs5R5MT7psiavfqvj8u2avjR3vUVbgq1ia8w"}
{"text": "比如我在温州，买了一双莆田鞋。顺丰：莆田——温州普通快递公司：莆田——泉州——义乌——温州愣货快递公司：莆田——福州——杭州——温州二逼快递公司：莆田——福州——昆明——成都——兰州——驻马店——哈尔滨——石家庄——呼和浩特——丢件。", "question": "为什么顺丰快递就要比别的快递快，别的快递难道做不到吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到了宠物店时的邻居", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdmm6tjdz5j30ci0elgrp"}
{"text": "看到前面是你的舍友弯腰正在系鞋带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uRn44iaNmfY9Nvq5mogTFdJCUT6ZZuxbrwibwic2SgUwvcwkOxBgpqvMlQ"}
{"text": "受/攻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgdrxocdp1j30ci0elq8j"}
{"text": "害怕打针也不要拿孩子挡在前面啊", "question": null, "star": 381, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h348485tvkj60u00xc76y02"}
{"text": "打了个滴滴发现司机是自己驾校的学生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXickPZIibnXemiaTRAdPUPWGagkoybm4B6iaVZQEjIKBzmGtGfuCOxAeQcQ"}
{"text": "他们会通知我补习班的时间。", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "醒来之后会产生什么样的发型，谁也不知道，这样会对第二天产生一个美好的期待，在这纷繁复杂的年代，有一点小小的快乐。", "question": "为什么有的工程师早晨醒来头发睡成沟壑状，觉得无所谓的就去上班了呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "月经不停。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6095951"}
{"text": "把球给我，我要回家。", "question": "业余足球业余比赛时，发生什么情况最让人无奈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相亲明天就是……", "question": null, "star": 69, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388127"}
{"text": "老鹰捉小鸡进入到了最后阶段", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcHU43eZIyVtq7pQ6Jic3h6rpQvlmQILCnJTXjzmyS0md1Dycpd4N5wEQ"}
{"text": "插卡后隐约听到机子里传来了一声“喷，穷鬼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcfdy7CMzsdbPemTlN5zndiawQn7AIByoN6p7brXI3gjaPb3obN3GANTQ"}
{"text": "我只是想说没那么了不起。", "question": "告诉我为什么连名字都不想透露的理由。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2464122"}
{"text": "尸体", "question": "儿子的玩具箱里有的东西，让我感到不安。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5855714"}
{"text": "炒菜", "question": "请告诉我回旋镖的错误用法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5326460"}
{"text": "松冈修造救了我。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6182165"}
{"text": "最近为了安全装了摄像头，结果拍到了一个特别爱显摆的人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7103522"}
{"text": "我押2000块交通事故！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ub3v0rwyj30ci0el0wd"}
{"text": "比柴犬还不可爱。", "question": "感觉自己的容貌让自己活得不自在。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5244563"}
{"text": "一直拉肚子停不下来怎么办？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEdicZugib0XT8x7C7ibIAA9Jypc2HvETicvFmJnmoeBgTH6HWa9tibrt8GwA"}
{"text": "你试试，「车辚辚，马潇潇，行人弓箭各在腰」。平仄和谐，内涵丰富！要不就是，「峰峦如聚，波涛如怒，山河表里潼关路，望西都意踌躇，伤心秦汉经行处，宫阙万间都做了土，兴百姓苦，亡百姓苦。」几个元曲大家，搁现在都是喊麦大家！ 大家好，我是 MC 杜甫，一首茅屋为秋风所破歌，献给大家！各位朋友大家好，一首东坡先生的定风波，送给各位点赞的朋友，欢迎关注，民航机务里最二的段子手！莫听（那）穿林打叶（的）声，何妨（那）吟啸（且徐）我慢慢的行。竹杖芒鞋（我）轻胜马，谁怕？一蓑烟雨（他）任平生。料峭春风吹酒醒，微冷，山头斜照却相迎。回首向来萧瑟处，归去，也无风雨也无晴。", "question": "为什么听汉语唱的rap感觉怪怪的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲爱的，咱们是右舵车", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "组织能力强，曾领导过几次罢工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVibnkPo4h3lNCsVVW21Xz0bHlYNrYqXKJ4VqUaZj7R62W7cHr3ZUHpUg"}
{"text": "爸爸，你看到我放在沙发上的仙人球了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy4SkOXT8Cfnr3iabCuZR18fPaCNerQ9vegZnVGEnma73rs3icicoVzy2EQ"}
{"text": "向裁判示意自己头部受伤却吃到一张红牌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcc4KF70QEnZBElGfQsmkb6CIQ6nUTS2v5ktHdnYJUnH8Wzvfhiaxmzfg"}
{"text": "送快递。", "question": "如果能瞬间移动，怎么合法赚钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个得加钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHqok5DyAfqsSSFOJnDBY7jYS6RIC2ZhK8M8e4j5xqvib8tHK4772mWVQ"}
{"text": "一个半藏就叫半藏两个半藏叫全藏三个半藏叫一个半藏所以六个半藏叫三个全藏三个全藏等于一个半藏加一个半藏所以三个全藏等于一个全藏。综上所诉，六个半藏等于一个全藏所以三个半藏等于一个半藏这个被称为半藏守恒定律。", "question": "有哪些一眼就爱上的悖论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "右眼的镜片丢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4MsdbVZ1CbnPqRiazUdvVVRCy09AOFK0KERg92onjwA8QI9v1ybxOicvg"}
{"text": "浦岛一起欺负了乌龟。", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "被严重低估的人，赵括。那么多人诬赖他纸上谈兵，可实际上，他一辈子都没见过纸。", "question": "历史上有哪些被低估或高估的人物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上司的电脑质量很好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHViawhoLVhS19KSzYyKib1bdjENpj9v5u28bnznU1s8d6zI02Q1TXVyhQ"}
{"text": "怎么说呢，名重要，姓也挺重要的，王富贵和王权富贵就不太一样", "question": "人的名字重要吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把话筒拿远一点好不好？掉色！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFC7tKCoxl6X03veibDjW2icEueiaoLtmB5fsms50zNBhbvV27y44qzmibsgA"}
{"text": "没有差的专业，只有差的人。—武大教授邓红兵谈生化环材", "question": "如何一句话惹怒你这个行业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下决心戴牙套前，牙齿们最后一张合影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPEAct9XgQ29TT2Ft6FwtibcCqD9eQiabRicokJ2ffyU3y6bOF9eyoiahrYw"}
{"text": "终于让他睡着了，下班回家。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GqetW7v35JmhdX0u0nKLe7UcxxZAibrpcOdoxicw92XHfFuW2MtD1muVA"}
{"text": "毛利大叔怎么还不醒", "question": null, "star": 577, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkcbcpyo25j60w816zwk502"}
{"text": "媒体只报道负面新闻是大众传媒的常态。", "question": null, "star": 3900, "type": "I2T", "image": "5384331"}
{"text": "考完英语，我感叹了一句：「总算结束了。」隔壁桌的考生回头微微一笑，说了句我至今难忘的话：「我去年也是这么想的。」 果然我也复习了一年……", "question": "你们高考当天发生了什么有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的瘾特别大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxneraWesHib3B7EINZJia0nftB77b6bYzAAYX2ECJC6MReCePqxSUDPND8rA"}
{"text": "锤神 1锤神 2雷神 3", "question": "如何评价电影《雷神 3：诸神黄昏》（Thor: Ragnarok）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靠黑洞吸引才能转弯的摩托车手", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "周一到周六早上的厕所时间。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5751814"}
{"text": "发情期的鲍勃会通过发光来吸引雄性的注意。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2807562"}
{"text": "糟了，喵星下凡的时候没有控制好力度", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "你怎么硬了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "18年前我就发信号了，飞船是迷路了吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "腾讯进入俄国市场", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "用光MP和道具后BOSS还有第三形态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb0m9b5y9mj30ci0eljvp"}
{"text": "安妮，过来这边，是我叫你，所以闭嘴。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5532011"}
{"text": "在厕所排队时，后面那些家伙看上去不太妙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmonzi1d3mj30ci0elaii"}
{"text": "右臂没知觉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvijdtg4eaj60ci0elwhv02"}
{"text": "你说开窗子晚了点啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6312337"}
{"text": "趁许仙不注意悄悄蜕皮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHzsFKO7yDiakDF9qmkLZTSo25bx7icJAM2CiceacPruA0hlzoxmpIiczF6Q"}
{"text": "全场忍住不说「我操」。。。", "question": "作为一个足球解说员，最重要的素质是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Cosplay蔡徐坤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gGxWEZ9dfWBw9m1xypglEsSVqzlmKJcMriafyzKTo9FtXomicXXHUTEGg"}
{"text": "我在邻居家试玩刚买来的实体抓娃娃机。", "question": null, "star": 74, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378034"}
{"text": "明明是双打，却完全不给队友机会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPHCh8rvp2icYNSypFzvYR8jnOzfibNJNJ8e6E5f5xyKZtbic9G9x6VC7sg"}
{"text": "我找了好几圈还是找不到丢失的手机，所以只好先给妈妈打电话了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5614390"}
{"text": "n吃的苦（中苦）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITq3YOnp0Hn2OwAgeoTbicSKPAl9T8JfrbiaYtTrTsusrMCFkoHYjKgyhw"}
{"text": "你喊了？又没喊吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518698"}
{"text": "行了，已经五分钟了想再看充会员去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9jlB2iajUqqqZniavDoasJysS1GkxURAW8HE7ebgeZmVLUQPsthIpJr3w"}
{"text": "我本以为殿还睡着，就说了句“起来吧”，没想到他真的起来了。", "question": null, "star": 10722, "type": "I2T", "image": "1380862"}
{"text": "拉开拉链忍不住给自己续了一杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jq2gAQiaGhsUTM3WClgo7DmFoSNjU6pH0mxzZDfRAQ3hPbhFgiaObBWXLQ"}
{"text": "天黑了我看不清鞋子。怎么样，亮起来了吧（闪光！）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7099068"}
{"text": "胖虎……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhrf1b0hj1j30ci0elad6"}
{"text": "XL OL", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dRGhvWEicEBEIsFThToU4ddH1JKSIbGfoEu1jzfWMlic7c5Q7eOA5eialA"}
{"text": "没弯道的破车。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4328611"}
{"text": "静香，你也不希望大雄惹上打不赢的官司吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8f1Fc6EBq4WOmCribJ5YxyNwr5C5VibXbdO8ETdvaaHibmxNwzX8cy0ZIA"}
{"text": "从小妈妈就教育我要成为一个可以照亮其他人的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MQoCFYJyrGFQETF9DPyvHkQXBTQys82JRQb22eWPtVcKbiaib92dNMRZg"}
{"text": "蝴蝶的家族", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6386646"}
{"text": "猫被偷了金币和米。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4240816"}
{"text": "对方拿着黑色的笔记本。", "question": "告诉我为什么连名字都不想透露的理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2464122"}
{"text": "打碎花瓶的喵喵从窗户跑了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha6w9lafarj30ci0eltd4"}
{"text": "无人知晓的地方", "question": "对你来说，这就是傻乎乎的。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1573670"}
{"text": "但是全身并不都是黑色的啊。", "question": "那家伙，有点儿可疑啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980788"}
{"text": "啊，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑，我想要考虑。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7146868"}
{"text": "还不确定在哪家电视台播出。", "question": "在动漫化时经常出现的吐槽情节。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6412181"}
{"text": "趁他许愿的时候快把中间的的蛋糕拿走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKWyHC5QCbHibMM5CfflUpTya1Fb62z2HImRwsZq3uMM1BMLDeic83RIFw"}
{"text": "是的，看。这是我你们还活着的时候的照片。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7110974"}
{"text": "用怀中的电灯照亮脸下的部位。", "question": "尝试过很多次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2211303"}
{"text": "高中的闺蜜同时买了蟑螂药和巧克力，然后不小心评价了蟑螂药很好吃。结果为店家增加了销量，他赠送了五包蟑螂药给我们。", "question": "有哪些店家看似善良却让你哭笑不得的举动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请稍等一下。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5136246"}
{"text": "谢谢啦张大夫，真是妙手回春呐", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "车开得太快，一溜烟就过去了。", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "6914211"}
{"text": "……伊丽莎白……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "博人传真人版", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦：静香，你买的两个充气男友充的是氢气吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGt2yoiaeoWFox2oEcRZJyYGu5QeI2iayJV4zna6fIJh0ckBKzy4fFAia6icQ"}
{"text": "在雪原的正中央放了三天，终于放松下来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6330190"}
{"text": "“这个瓜包熟吗”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "郁：忧郁、抑郁", "question": "请用文字让我感到绝望。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793212"}
{"text": "平民很难接触到鳗鱼。", "question": "给它起个现代一点的标题吧，“龙猫”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6074304"}
{"text": "好吧，其实我的保留方法是『啥妹子？』", "question": "如果和女友逛街，看见一个更漂亮的女孩，该怎么回答女友问谁更漂亮的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她被发现了出轨。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7243783"}
{"text": "我也是", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNaPSIOfM01RCqwicv4UVSZ29sRHwTKEWrIiaTYm3nrJYtia9rdtSbKVOFg"}
{"text": "就跟你们说一只羊不够！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt42o9eaj207j0boq49"}
{"text": "为什么要求民众要有礼貌的习惯，却不规范电视节目呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834590"}
{"text": "我也要去参加后招待会！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3069923"}
{"text": "就这一个是我儿子出来的，我已经提交给了专门的机构进行调查。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6815703"}
{"text": "世界尽头~美食的炼金术师~", "question": "把这个吃货动物说得像厨子一样。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3092993"}
{"text": "五星好评。剧本写不动，心态崩了，溜达时随便买了张票，看了这个，心情瞬间变好。这玩意都能上院线，我还怕啥……", "question": "如何评价马丽、常远和艾伦主演的喜剧电影《李茂扮太子》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "客人在等你，赶快出去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2304578"}
{"text": "大川兴业的总裁", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2948361"}
{"text": "闺蜜展示新买的包臀裙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMf7hHJJSJtr6cqJpnUnPjJJmIDTtba3S73XARTOtz613FwOb3XicSK5Q"}
{"text": "想起来有一次我爸爸。「您好，我们现在这里有一份理财产品希望您能了解下。」「对不起我没兴趣。」「收益率可以达到 15%……」「这么好那你就自己投资吧别找我了。」「我没钱啊。」「银行贷款利率 7%，你去贷点款，回头还能挣 8%，快去吧。」挂断。我在一旁听得目瞪口呆。", "question": "接到推销电话如何礼貌地拒绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别想太多，好好享受iphone吧", "question": "人体少了一个肾会有何影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "趁敌人变身中发动攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he1my4skqmj30ci0eljun"}
{"text": "男朋友以前西裤衬衫，一起出去吃饭没啥事。后来买了三个马甲，再出去吃饭，每次都会被人喊：服务员，过来一下。", "question": "为什么中国很少有人穿三件套西服？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卵子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJld14QsSKoTcrRwvuAPlXkdDePXQOej5Ukvz7SNM6VzAD0tkHUGcQzA"}
{"text": "第一次在红灯亮起之前打败了怪兽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1xg6c3VtkFxn1U2CBLKKbsa7Q05lWuseLVy3SZnzQ7wJNODiaibMCBWdA"}
{"text": "用嵌入式阿邦提，在巴金曼倒下之前只有两秒钟。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4089656"}
{"text": "两个专业相近的博士相亲第一次见面后回去的第一件事情是查一下对方发了多少 SCI。这是在实验室的时候听到的段子，我只想说这样的事情我也干的出来。", "question": "读博读「傻」是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "砰！砰！嘎吱！砰！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6460984"}
{"text": "现在最火的握寿司方式。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5756700"}
{"text": "理伏在水管前偷袭马里奥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3qkaciib7j30ci0eldgs"}
{"text": "兄弟们，有难了！兄弟们走！", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "他们是不会给你投币三连的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "爸爸爱你entp 女 ", "question": "不同mbti的人会有怎样特别的情话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 当然是企图通过聊天来掩盖自己紧张的情绪了。举个例子：爸：儿子，你明天就要高考了，今天得多吃点好的补补。儿子：好的，爸！爸：儿子，你明天就要高考了，今天就不要那么晚睡了。儿子：好的，爸！爸：儿子，你明天就要高考了，今天要提前把那些文具准备好了。儿子：好的，爸！爸：儿子，你明天就要高考了，今天老师说的注意事项要记得了。儿子：好的，爸！爸：儿子，你明天就要高考了，考场位置不要忘记了。儿子：好的，爸！爸：儿子，你明天就要高考了，准考证什么千万别忘记带了。儿子：好的，爸！爸：儿子，你明天就要高考了，到时候我还是去送你吧。儿子：好的，爸！爸：儿子，你（话还没说完）儿子：好的！爸！反正不知道各位高考前你们的爸爸是不是也是这样，反正那天我爸就是这样 ", "question": "作为高考考生的家长，如何不让孩子看出来自己也很紧张？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从早安到晚安，我会用心观察生活。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2460905"}
{"text": "欧阳翠花？轩辕建国？宇文铁柱？", "question": "为什么复姓会让某些人觉得高端？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "队长给了我一本手册，说如果被敌人包围了，就读这个，打开后写着'绝对爆笑的100个模仿'。", "question": null, "star": 667, "type": "I2T", "image": "1991093"}
{"text": "接下来，请看新浪出生时的影像资料~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qer0BRvCnt5cPNKmZibZnWkwlvxJ3ow4vg3ZcLz6OSaZUpibkIibgVcCojqA"}
{"text": "病患腿太长了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3IVg159Z1McpmmqVBcJX3MErQnqIEY53vXq2fLuw7TrAgeUpjhToAloA"}
{"text": "太宰治：「最近，我觉得我的棺材盖顶不住了。」鲁迅：「怎么了？别赖我，这话我可没说过。」太宰治：「不是，我实在搞不明白怎么那么多人老引用我的话。什么『生而为人，我很抱歉』。被他们引用多了我也挺抱歉的。引用我的话也就算了，还老觉得自己像我。随便写点这啊那的都要扯上我，我就想问一句，他们哪点像我了？什么都要模仿我，我就想让他们扪心自问一下，他们的内心真是如此吗？还是故作假态的丧。」鲁迅：「好了老弟，这事好办。我呢，给我的名言里加上一句话，你的苦恼就可以解决了。」太宰治：「加上哪句？」鲁迅：「这句：『不要随便引用太宰治。——鲁迅』」", "question": "如果鲁迅和太宰治一起聊天会聊啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鉴定一下今天的网络热门生物视频", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "苏亚雷斯空腹坚持比赛", "question": "2014 年世界杯最感动你的瞬间是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脸粘到了地上的口香糖怎么样都扯不开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ia6oMsXy16CoUasKQKbxOkzNZsLmhtIVggn4H5zIsRC08ia18SiccqpzaQ"}
{"text": "看到广告就再掷一次骰子。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "我给老家打电话，结果一不小心说成了“喂，是我”。", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "初中班主任治早恋，不批评不谈心不请家长不棒打鸳鸯，就把俩人放同桌坐，并且跟他们说好要坐到毕业。刚开始当然都开心得要死，整天粘粘糊糊卿卿我我，但距离产生美日久见人心，基本不到半年就扛不住了，最后无一例外哭着求着要调开，班主任一脸冷漠：「你们给我扛到毕业。」", "question": "你的班主任有哪些奇葩的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对于天猫来说你的Windows全是漏洞", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "不要关注微博上类似 @北美省钱快报 这样的微博。", "question": "在美國生活，作为学生有哪些省錢的技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "否", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdejte0sbzj30ci0eldkp"}
{"text": "「钱不够跟老爸说。」", "question": "有哪句话让你撑过曾经的黑暗时光？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放手吧！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3831213"}
{"text": "我特别不爱上学，高中住校，因事请假回家，需要跟教导主任请假。我说：「我想回家，想吃猪蹄，学校食堂没有。」教导主任很生气，说什么父母送我来是学习的，不是为了享受的什么的（时间太久，具体的话忘了）。给我家打电话，说让我自己跟我家长说。我跟我爸说了，我爸说：「那我接你去，你妈在家给你炖猪蹄。」然后就高高兴兴回家吃猪蹄，在家住了几天才去上学。", "question": "你听过哪些请假奇葩理由？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才是最后一发子弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkj6rbqcokj30ci0elael"}
{"text": "送？驱逐巨人？塔塔开？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyurqlnor2j30ci0el0vs"}
{"text": "掀开长年闲置的被炉后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9ctlls5z4j30ci0eljsp"}
{"text": "这是什么？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6356843"}
{"text": "定时拍照只能设1秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwh8ls33sdj30ci0el774"}
{"text": "展示肚子，不行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1523176"}
{"text": "刚开始学擀面", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦屁股", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5Mic0AZpwJpP4fDJaFeq3MwicM16qwoNKwn1TIYfoorsdtBQKqEWlJ1DcQ"}
{"text": "忘了把地雷埋哪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibeXfYbYCAM7raCPGkcFndDCgCX19DFOOQu5LXeCZ1Na7GdENP4kPibEQ"}
{"text": "体育课后的数学课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkL5ZOWLAQUocLRAslhTn6BkicUibXecge4F5icZnEnyGY47hdfdVncb00Q"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦嫌麻烦，最近每集都用这个道具来解决", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ev00ni5dbnj20a709kwgl"}
{"text": "非洲南部的偶蹄目牛科动物生活在哪里？", "question": "不要问冲绳人这个问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4872117"}
{"text": "这家店", "question": "姐妹俩在百元店买的东西。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5119705"}
{"text": "防贞子装置", "question": null, "star": 338, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grc2lwr2d8j615019b4bn02"}
{"text": "先生，您一定是第一次体验采耳吧对啊，你怎么知道的.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3eUDEV98hqBqWxgAjG7IRhwho6wiah4pPBFZBkYZmaZK8mO3Jg67Gsmg"}
{"text": "只要有作业和实习，我还是支持的。", "question": "如何看待政协委员建议婚恋教育设为大学必修课？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "勤剪指甲。", "question": "学一门乐器对一个人有多大的改变？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桶的底部有个洞。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "滨田岳演的猜谜角色有点勉强。", "question": "如果收录天空之城的真人版会发生什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3220676"}
{"text": "快看快看！我买了新鞋！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxepwzviw8j30ci0eltbr"}
{"text": "请不要随地小便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpicibuvjaxcTXo2Wdvyt1icQ0Tz4OVBKU9kx8Hq125CmuicA4SWUxHCxZtQ"}
{"text": "由于熬夜了，所以夜景看不太清楚。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6067804"}
{"text": "不好意思，请问你知道地球在哪里吗？是的，可以麻烦你带我去吗……", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7324925"}
{"text": "死神的眼神。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873250"}
{"text": "跟好朋友打造秘密基地时那家伙肯定也这么想~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gywqf1x2fpj30ci0eltcs"}
{"text": "虽然不知道是什么作品，但试着模仿了毕加索。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595477"}
{"text": "考试最后两分钟才醒，而且试卷印刷也有问题，好多地方看不清", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BomUSQCB1Oc8qZ27SbJ3J9C8u3rALD0vLqAaCTGBgEqAz4KBE4Bicnh0w"}
{"text": "好端端的人，住进医院干嘛……", "question": "好端端的人住进医院三天人就没了，医院有责任吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孙悟空", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "当然是前者啊。我们老听人用「XXX 能当饭吃吗」的句式来说明一件事的重要性，你几时听过「XXX 能当诗读吗」？", "question": "会做饭的男人和会写诗的男人你喜欢哪种？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么没有一家下载软件名字叫「掩耳盗铃」呢，这样还怕干不掉迅雷？", "question": "为什么国内没出一款干掉迅雷的软件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钟会的粉丝：嵇康阴阳怪气，举报了。", "question": "如果魏晋时期就有饭圈文化，会发生哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“我的巧克力味”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "老爷子被年糕嘻住后拼命通知的阿喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2m211vj7pj30ci0eltbp"}
{"text": "千寻也吃饭了", "question": null, "star": 594, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gprirudv7rj611l11ltfy02"}
{"text": "请问你是不是想热死我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUeIJ66Sjz7c3m0r9Mic1yO5WL8hL2PwBkFGt2AVYe8TicGFusUVLvx1qqBN24XlRRYPp4UwLuezkA"}
{"text": "贴心的领导为部下遮风挡雨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3dUzJLh4maqAKaLicUnIb5DsAUx5FOz47uvwXPXLpwC4fG6icciavAek5A"}
{"text": "让你知道什么叫无力……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha983q0dwuj30ci0elq6z"}
{"text": "那是外形好看但很臭的大便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mghibd2aevhdViafW1icEOpAWvbicaPxP0q0gOQGa8DB7BnyqVzz72N66xag"}
{"text": "我以为街头现场就是开着车在马路上演出，结果就挂了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3083522"}
{"text": "哈哈大笑", "question": "把哆啦A梦的道具上的一字去掉就毁了。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5374661"}
{"text": "包在我们手上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQpOIqleWZTjlENaKtkic0tQdqH97ApBicHCCdpWv3ASeSzK07EgYlwtzg"}
{"text": "别人：中场休息我：拉拉队要上来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmN3QZ5bgmeTghibyX9odicW9K954ic6DBdnibwnia2ia3sWxuibwVqw2F44FPww"}
{"text": "大学运动会有个特漂亮的女同学背包放我这了，快结束的时候她在很远的地方跟我招手。因为人声鼎沸根本听不到，我就也站起来冲她喊：我也爱你。她猛点头继续冲我挥手。周围那群单身狗简直生不如死。", "question": "装 X 成功是怎样一种体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次开碳酸饮料都溅一身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eho52aoztzj20at0bhgml"}
{"text": "“你在找火龙果吗？我帮你一起？”", "question": null, "star": 151, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "我想消除过去的糊涂行为。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "早上好，你也迟到了吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2334013"}
{"text": "啊，原来只是装病而已，不能这么说吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3653952"}
{"text": "我以为是白天，没想到已经是傍晚了。", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "主人什么是时候才会记得买卫生纸啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNBQwfGC13ibEJaE8VZmC21wq4z0pfb0WJROmIJSoaEU2HibG4aUZb8ZcA"}
{"text": "我已经在锅里熬了五年头，但还是没被发现。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2845280"}
{"text": "等会，船袜掉到脚底板了", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "比赛中途有点事要说，希望你不要打断，继续听我说。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "510822"}
{"text": "任何情况下。", "question": "哪些情况下女生会不理男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在集体面试会上确定得到录用。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7197857"}
{"text": "输入法还记得，自己都忘了。", "question": "放弃一个喜欢很久的人是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要人们都看到我，却不知道我是谁。", "question": "为什么健身房有些肌肉大佬，喜欢把卫衣的帽子戴着训练？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我只是剪了短发而已", "question": null, "star": 593, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hboymu4quxj60u0140q5k02"}
{"text": "重庆是个美丽的城市，有着众所周知的磁器口，洪崖洞，朝天门，洋人街等等。这里的人们热情好客，有着山城人独特的风格，这里的美食也很多，像什么 6 块钱的麻辣烫啦，什么火锅啦，总之是个值得一去的城市，但是 7 月份的重庆，也有不同的又要攻略，下面，我就为您详细讲解七月重庆游玩必去的地方。 您要是来到七月份的重庆，我建议您提前订个空调房，调到 20℃，然后老老实实待房间里，哪也别去！！！", "question": "七月份左右想去重庆和成都，有什么注意事项？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下午在公园里和那只金毛吵架的时候要是我说了“汪”就好了。。。", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "军训时发的朋友圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHgY3g40sQCjU0kV2icscdCTG8062jqKSHtlw0onk5P2E7vMWvcd5dQag"}
{"text": "从川上飞过的桃子！以压倒性的速度通过！然后坠落！", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 234, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "《我的爸爸》这篇作文是她帮我写的。", "question": "你妈妈年轻的时候做过什么让你膜拜的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "也太可爱了我天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "他的面试特长是模仿飞机，模仿得如此逼真以至于在附近听到飞机声音会让人产生错觉，但是因为太吵了所以没有被录用。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1034539"}
{"text": "最强的吹奏乐部", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861732"}
{"text": "我可以买点蛋白粉吗麻麻", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvw3om5j6dj20yi1ao4qp"}
{"text": "部长寄养的小猫咪理解上下关系后真气人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgn915siiqj30ci0elq70"}
{"text": "隔壁的狗狗今天好像心情很好。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354760"}
{"text": "现在您方便吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7218870"}
{"text": "家里的跑步机其实是晾衣架。", "question": "有哪些类似「竹子不是树」和「鸭嘴兽下蛋却是哺乳动物」的小知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又是汤姆的把戏。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5230133"}
{"text": "你在哪里啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5250708"}
{"text": "万能口袋什么都有，唯独少本驾照", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwg3tz0burj20yi14hb1h"}
{"text": "勘 = 查看、调查", "question": "请问如何测量一米？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4131956"}
{"text": "又来了一个和我们一样的叫达斯金的红孩子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4242401"}
{"text": "08 年上海高考语文阅读，有一题问「汉子」是当地人喊老公的称呼，文中为何奶奶喊小作者为「汉子」？许多人都和我一样，掰了一长串什么奶奶希望我快快长大有担当之类的废话，很多年之后有一次再读到这篇文章才知道……作者叫牛汉，「汉子」是作者的小名……", "question": "你见过什么过度解读的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下面是我校整修民工代表队他们正拿起讨薪的横幅向我们走来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJ1VvWRIyH1EFrpYZ2Dkia34pAn8KLYCxQKDYEdmEZ0lYfibquibXWws6aA"}
{"text": "他们已经不在了……幸存的我还能看到多久幻影呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9kkzehulwj30ci0elae4"}
{"text": "疲惫的紫罗兰", "question": "看上去很弱的球队名字。", "star": 84, "type": "T2T", "image": "7113418"}
{"text": "没有优点也没有缺点，因为那里有个题目要我来胡扯......就是这样而已(-ω-`)フッ。", "question": "告诉我健忘的好处和坏处。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3325308"}
{"text": "金玉其外", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "我买了耳机，但是左右两边的形状不一样。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003947"}
{"text": "来碗豆腐脑，多放香菜。 ", "question": "「碧沉霞脚碎，香泛乳花轻」这句古诗该怎么优雅的解释？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“爸！！！！！”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "大事化小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKCyqviaE3vgzXSjIrQ99kDCm1SaxgcdxN6TINuFmUUjvjvGvJp0ELAKA"}
{"text": "在拿回转寿司时要大喊“鱼！”。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "快找一个能让他心动的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4IEFTOfL9sBfOhjibFXqIicMjRG5icsuXynhvbZQTcVSH3K9RjGnatTsjw"}
{"text": "一个道具也能拖这么多集呀", "question": null, "star": 594, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvo32n9zeej611414fdlz02"}
{"text": "刚才那个你看见了吗？", "question": null, "star": 348, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr8j48tufoj611q1eb44u02"}
{"text": "迪奥？什么迪奥", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "做数学题时你以为自己找到了一种精妙的解决方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEib9S5yfTmjWuMWD1rc5yUkBAicwT1L3TgCejAdlxfwtXp81x0n9mxbfNQ"}
{"text": "我在上面等你哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gse2q9xe66j30ci0elgpo"}
{"text": "“加油做自己做最好的自己世界因你而不同”", "question": "用什么词代替「呵呵」好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次看到这种问题，都觉得该祭出我妹妹的古琴――“旺财”！！这还是她尊敬的古琴老师赐名的！她只是觉得琴好贵，于是叫“阿财”，老师吐槽她 那你咋不叫旺财呢？于是就有了“旺财”。", "question": "有给自己的古琴起名字的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某处传来了门打开的声音", "question": null, "star": 254, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gon7lptxqej610i1cpgqs02"}
{"text": "闻一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7152204"}
{"text": "服用了毒药和维生素剂。", "question": "考虑健康的刺客", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7060839"}
{"text": "被跟踪的犯罪嫌疑人突然一回头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eask1k07bzj20au0cuwfr"}
{"text": "台下观众", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hfabsf2x3tj61401hcdpf02"}
{"text": "哎？自爆模式是什么时候启动的啊……？", "question": "玛丽亚怀孕时的想法。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6641092"}
{"text": "罪与正义！", "question": "把有名的书中的台词和艺人混在一起搞得乱七八糟，例如‘我可是很野性的哦~’", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2630663"}
{"text": "昨天捣蛋挨骂后本想做一个乖宝宝结果放花瓶的架子自己倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq7foy9uw4j30ci0el79x"}
{"text": "萧伯纳说过一句话很是缺德：“想结婚的就去结婚，想单身就维持单身，反正到最后你们都会后悔。” ", "question": "一个人的状态，太久好不好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的干劲和午餐的食欲。", "question": "十分钟前复活了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5560972"}
{"text": "真正需要的知识。", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "炸弹绑在桃铁上，瞬间就变成了大王炸弹。", "question": "被称为“佛”的中园老师也在最后一节课发飙了，发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383372"}
{"text": "归零膏。", "question": "什么黑科技可以干翻二向箔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快迟到的女主们搭上同一辆公交车", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "我生活在日本，会中英日韩（非朝鲜族，学日语的时候顺便学的）四门语言。家附近的超市总会用上述四门语言轮流播放「我们超市有监视器别做奇怪的事情哟」的广播，让我觉得简直针对我……", "question": "精通四种以上的语言是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小灯泡把缩小的野比带到了蚂蚁窝里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133509"}
{"text": "老人看护因为作者去世，所以这周休息。", "question": "本周老人jump的那些事", "star": 292, "type": "T2T", "image": "3944627"}
{"text": "芙容姐姐瘦了。", "question": "想请书法家写一幅字，4到6个字，内容是寄托美好祝愿或励志，写哪几个字比较好呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一为什么最近挤的马奶这么少呢？一那个，其实咱家养的都是公马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVl2JE1yiauuqR85TibW79OMu7CgbKE7emaENpQPA7jYJGBZYWELyKJSaQ"}
{"text": "啊~好舒服~~", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4266756"}
{"text": "同时挖完两个鼻孔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk71aL8icuMQbia5Nvt9lddGh5mtoMKhEUiaecdhtfjddERAdZz5nJb6HCUg"}
{"text": "一个不认识的孩子画的不认识的人的画像。", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "半个月前去市区接女朋友的时候，本来约在地铁站见面，结果我一琢磨，那一站又挤又冷，不如提前一站在宜家下车吧，里面又亮又暖和，还有免费咖啡喝 2333....于是我在电话里说，你先坐地铁到宜家，先在里面休息一会吧！半小时后，我开车到了宜家，女票发微信说她在手机充电站的沙发上等我。还蛮会享受嘛，在暖暖的商场里喝着咖啡玩手机。结果我跑了三个手机充电站，包括要穿过整个商场位置最偏僻的那个，都一无所获。我说你起来到门口等我吧，我找不见你。然后她说，我在出口收银台呢！我在收银台那里扫了一圈没有。不要玩我啊，我明明就在收银台啊！我在微信里说。——我不就在退换货那个窗口嘛，那么大个招牌你看不见？当然看见了啊，招牌下面明明没有人啊？就这么整整找了十分钟都没找见人。我开始急了，在微信里说，你到饮料机来！——我就在饮料机旁边呢！我看向饮料机，饮料机旁边一个人影都没有。我背上的汗毛一下子竖了起来，发现了一个令人绝望的事实——我在约定地点的时候少说了一句，结果我在城北的宜家商场，她在城南的宜家商场，中间隔了十几站地。嗯，我还记得那天的搓板有多么的硬（开玩笑才不会）。要说体验，就是每个地点，周围的物品陈设全都对的上号，你就是死活找不到人。有点像寂静岭的里世界外世界。", "question": "进入平行世界是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我找到了一个小秋天。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097394"}
{"text": "蚊子看着人类：「唉，真奇怪，都半个多月了，他竟然一点儿都没老。」", "question": "为什么近千年来人类都没有发生显著的进化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "倒车ing", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec7tan306oj20af09e753"}
{"text": "比翼齐飞", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "放屁大赛决赛现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7SoQ6KgiciaWN2icvpEADE3SAicTlPFXudDQT6yszeFsibasJkyfbMko7NYA"}
{"text": "这是昨天在帮我做茶道时用的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389051"}
{"text": "特急快递", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fq8ummkls1j20cy0c8jtj"}
{"text": "脸上被溅了一身。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305375"}
{"text": "就这样在二次元里一直待着挺好的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6410580"}
{"text": "用心的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385407"}
{"text": "妈妈在。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4129538"}
{"text": "在制作了真人版的HK之后，我又制作了一个KK，但是它被贴上了R-18的标签。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4298568"}
{"text": "静香，你啊，......", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5032766"}
{"text": "神奇宝贝战斗场面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrZtPz9Rn12foN2O34a7X2foIiaR0QFibgR43owiagib9kvnLJ4bHz7iaoXg"}
{"text": "狼人杀刚开始就被投出去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eTTxNVUhKmibOx40pRNhGhMeVF7CUlDLa4djzGKPYxDRmibLWCXSKV6mA"}
{"text": "精神病院里喷水壶正在给花儿喷水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib88xGFV058UpI345FQ1qmVaQtKlSKbHueM9JWYvJR4qiaVBtkbV3Nz5kA"}
{"text": "樱桃小丸子并不矮，她有167厘米高。", "question": "可以的话，请教我一些动漫的杂学知识。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3921200"}
{"text": "我被自己的出生感动得哭了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5724960"}
{"text": "鲨鱼又在朋友圈里晒午餐照片了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymd4cmilj209a09rmy8"}
{"text": "无论如何都打不过史莱姆...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6700304"}
{"text": "有啊，前男友失联了一个星期，怎么都联系不上，我怀疑他是用这种方式和我分手，后来才发现我误会他了，他失联的这一周是嫖娼被拘留了。", "question": "你的男朋友失联过吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "掉在床底下的充电器视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicL5ud6rULnZx4jMZiaBn2t6hxhMxa6D1zKwr60RUFjqTMlYMqW4dTqRDw"}
{"text": "理发店顾客的愤怒", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "跟团去港澳玩，回来的时候被带到珠海的一个珠宝店里购物。购物小姐问我们是哪里人，我们开玩笑说，我们是山顶洞人。购物小姐很兴奋地说，真巧，我们老板也是山顶洞人，既然是老乡，我帮你们去说说，看看能不能便宜点……", "question": "你经历过怎样的骗局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁把先生的教科书借去并在上面乱画了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6582688"}
{"text": "女生逛街时经过一面镜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7ymhjZYDZjicu25DVndV7eI7pDQ0BIWOicpyEdsOljYwR9ObeQYZwibyCg"}
{"text": "用中文来表达就是：把红色的聚集起来就成了黑色的人类。", "question": "在昔日的故事中，请让松崎しげる登场，给人一种奇怪的感觉。", "star": 51, "type": "T2T", "image": "5690048"}
{"text": "指挥交通大失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw7mxxuztrj30ci0el78o"}
{"text": "本来是打算模仿面包超人动画片，从嘴里吐出咖喱的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6685059"}
{"text": "在猫咪咖啡馆打工时遇到了铲屎官", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grucx5jr5dj30ci0eldmz"}
{"text": "德鲁伊能力突然解除不了了", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "你还不收拾暖桌吗？", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505566"}
{"text": "你为什么不盛饭？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "女的就爱写，那么多女的他就看上我了；男的爱写，那么多女的，我要哪一个呢？", "question": "女作家有哪些对男性的描写，让你想要大呼“你是对男人有什么误解啊”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在上面的公告里写着居然是普通的水，糟糕了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4266756"}
{"text": "羊蝎子锅翻了竟然", "question": null, "star": 311, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "做一些播放量只有个位数的视频能叫工作吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8gTSpoz5mpRpA04wzOB0HAjicG9yzzyjmiau8Z8WlRuRoxp6MvDs1ACxA"}
{"text": "自动干拌泡面排水机器人』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhlz5ym3lpj30ci0elgp8"}
{"text": "打中会扣分的游戏角色太欠扁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbzpv8mfchj30ci0el428"}
{"text": "我看了300遍《你的名字》，但还需要再看430遍。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "我已经累了，复活的仪式要开始了。", "question": "《佛兰德斯的狗》这部以原始时代为背景的电影中常见的情节。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1317433"}
{"text": "那里没有管理层的恐惧。", "question": "热心的员工占6%。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215647"}
{"text": "冬天不要在房间里脱毛衣！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iazUsSawxdEggiarHgZTVXWNGqGYFBsf0gp17g3W8TZNVgBdLXwibxzkUw"}
{"text": "光是知道就很开心", "question": "「月亮本身不发光，发光的是太阳」这样的知识究竟有什么用处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请！配！吐！槽！语！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "刚扔掉的彩票被两人捡起反复确认，感到很不安", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guv5l56hfmj60ci0el0y102"}
{"text": "赶在十二点前切蛋糕啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY33bJyYSCnhO1MXeVAP1tadeM7xstocMnxjIbUlsDf1oA8AHIV2IXfHQ"}
{"text": "哎？这个中间的操纵杆是什么啊？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "340137"}
{"text": "对不起，我想讲一个关于钱和猴子的笑话，但是想不出来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379248"}
{"text": "对不起打扰了，我以为是我妈和我老婆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZSIoVic3PWZk9uiaoJ7rwKIoCE1AJbsHjsRGf0WPjxxabf1rMzqNZatUw"}
{"text": "竟然有搭这么高的帐篷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJtcTqQnkibNqqZcC9bcUTN3tjA1zyqYSziaECLg8QKkEveW7H9vQF6ic9g"}
{"text": "「想清楚了」就是以后出了什么问题你只能找个没人的地方抽自己，再也不能抱怨别人了", "question": "怎么定义「想清楚了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次是从婴儿开始吗...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5972002"}
{"text": "压倒性的存在感。", "question": "请说“远归舍弃”", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7236878"}
{"text": "给我妈报名老年大学并且督促其认真完成作业", "question": "长大后你做过哪些「童年报复性补偿」的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你凝视着深渊的时候，深渊想看得更清楚一点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYbIiaYImibd3o9ViaiboUL2ZqZo1Im3eHP4oWDJ5j0ajtga4QbXQXHRGApg"}
{"text": "在一个组织中被缩小了身体。为什么是我？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6755027"}
{"text": "在那种地方拍照会被猎人抓住的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6764601"}
{"text": "都跟你说了吃饭说话食物会掉！！！", "question": null, "star": 184, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "胸上的血迹在非洲的壁画上看起来......", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4204368"}
{"text": "悬崖上的狂想曲", "question": "把两部经典电影混合在一起弄乱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4831274"}
{"text": "新娘非常温柔。", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "到处打听别人对自己写真集的看法", "question": null, "star": 264, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu4jmlcqd7j60zg1b9dna02"}
{"text": "打针？什么啊，要亲一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5565085"}
{"text": "那你别穿妈妈的鞋走", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "家中长辈电子产品的亮度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkueakSkUBJ1jlc1TW13NJU7xZkFj6ibogHRv3qG8Y0cUBJPX0WAtiaDkw"}
{"text": "这件衣服除了右手从肘到手腕的部分，其他部分都不能动。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3073432"}
{"text": "蝙蝠侠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdTWiaic8wFqBiboKQ68deq6IBesgwhtAs4qEjoVy5IAWq8hH9VgQ0Jss1g"}
{"text": "那里有厕所，要注意。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097394"}
{"text": "听说这家店等一分钟免一块钱，我们已经等了30年了", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "妹妹说你很帅。", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "冬天在教师后窗擦出了班主任的脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3qmHhUt9j9gibhpjDWPRAfcrAzgNBJxiciaeiaQWLiccS3Yh24G5wa7c1TBA"}
{"text": "是个面相看起来很和善的主人这下麻麻也该放心了。你要阿，好好对我哦...", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwa3gujvcyj20yi12c7wh"}
{"text": "第一条右侧的黄色竖线。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "看四下无人，决定偷吻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HpjnCoNxNsCQfapc9k8vHxLXtX9l4eorD4zcyzxLc8h8dsMwxVdl5ew"}
{"text": "不去码头也能整到薯条", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "我不想打假赛了，明天跑完我就回家结婚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5xmBOFVTtnrVVjpZGFwZvPFGmEJl3RdjjXU0JANicZX7BWK88x6vTh9Q"}
{"text": "我没听说过要带椅子。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5645697"}
{"text": "繁殖的常见中文表达是生育或繁衍。", "question": "百分之九十九的杀菌率剩下百分之一是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3423027"}
{"text": "已经推断出她就是凶手了，只是凶器还没有找到", "question": null, "star": 580, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqrfbm68imj60zr1hn44z02"}
{"text": "小小年纪干啥不好，偏要去卖肉松饼。。多想不开。。", "question": "如何打破青少年对于想休学去从事电子竞技的不切实际的幻想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你连竹子和细竹都分不清楚吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6561077"}
{"text": "啊咧？怎么听不到声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hiev37l2rqj30ci0eljuh"}
{"text": "头发上的饭粒把枕头粘住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20vSIibuuI7s1BJ7m0FeyfkibCvXGqA5K8jdTjKBReuwIgo14dRXTsqicVg"}
{"text": "小姐姐！！快醒醒！", "question": null, "star": 115, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtrvbp19evj60yn1a7q9a02"}
{"text": "妈妈开始用吸尘器了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq3icytxXxDdhu6YicZLUtAsicALMofx4FS0M41jtiauZXaUGo9EdIHibJibz5A"}
{"text": "考虑增税和眼镜问题。", "question": "用七个字让他想象出来。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993962"}
{"text": "选有钱的那个，因为两个人你其实都不爱。", "question": "两个条件都差不多男生同时喜欢我，该怎么选择？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "版通副车现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QX6AH0kIjwBb26hamc4xSGrV5MbWuUKyg4xokFLibRB56eqcVwOLgwxibUQx8OBTbrp4SUxrjNrswA"}
{"text": "那个打入敌方阵营的间谍干得悄无声息，非常出色。", "question": null, "star": 1155, "type": "I2T", "image": "5353159"}
{"text": "8  VS  12", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "不由分说上去KO后才发现是裁判", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuxOx64NSib1n8j8G8fnFDJQGUh3r2Zxz8TBLbKdexTFU8Cm00nMHwQgQ"}
{"text": "请你告诉我哪里不好，让我检查一下。", "question": "岸田首相可能会推行这样的政策。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6887563"}
{"text": "借给友人的PS5还回来时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gtvmn6tmlij30ci0eldir"}
{"text": "哎呀，和我的后背一样花纹呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3356285"}
{"text": "抑制面部继续变大。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7350851"}
{"text": "发现爸爸藏的私房钱后开始了威胁模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OAgkWfTkSB06WevkXbActm1AqiawA5nCHvpl38zmic01173MFBQiazA00A"}
{"text": "没有人关心你在想什么，只关心你做了什么。", "question": "社会的残酷都体现在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超市，水产柜台。一个大叔满面通红地围着玻璃池转来转去，盯着池子里头的王八，眼睛放光。他看了半天觉得不过瘾，干脆伸手去摸，把老鳖吓得都缩进了壳里。大叔逗弄了一会儿，似乎对老鳖的表现很不满意，干脆把脖子挺直，脑袋伸进池子里，抓起一只王八就亲。那王八登时大怒，一口咬上大叔的嘴唇。大叔惨嚎不止。只见那王八挂在大叔嘴上，死死咬住不松口。痛得大叔上蹿下跳，就是不能把王八甩下来。保安拿火机烫，用力拉扯，使出浑身解数，仍不能叫王八松口。大叔嘴唇乌紫，手托着王八，龟爷爷龟爸爸地叫，惨叫声犹自不停。最后不得已把王八头剁了。奇葩的事发生了，那大叔抱着半截王八身子，一口一个亲爹地大哭，情真意切，还要和杀父仇人拼命。保安被撵得满地乱窜，三四个人拉扯大叔不住。", "question": "你见过的最奇葩的撒酒疯是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想起家里的的熊孩子力气就特别大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibtiaxjurV9X5C8EgEVoib9CW7m39PvVmomIMWLwolwHOyDUa0q6UBpEcg"}
{"text": "我头上的莫比乌斯环就是在前面那个商店买的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibaZJbY5XsaiaCQrUUXdqMKuGrRpI85P8mAp59QSsm2XoXfQYsmLt6fPQ"}
{"text": "桃太郎已经走了吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7219827"}
{"text": "空调起效了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goci35bpehj30ci0elwj3"}
{"text": "哎，生气了？还法国人呢，会生气？哈哈", "question": "被称为“佛”的中园老师也在最后一节课发飙了，发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383372"}
{"text": "永别了，木法沙！！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "走样了。", "question": null, "star": 952, "type": "I2T", "image": "6287278"}
{"text": "我害怕刺激的游乐设施。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4439404"}
{"text": "抱歉我第一眼看成氰化钾了，我还说都注射氰化钾了还能获得谅解…是给法官托梦了嘛。", "question": "如何看待太原女子假扮医生给情夫妻子注射氯化钾事后获谅解，被判6年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "住在没有海的县会让人向往之情失控。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097415"}
{"text": "代表有人想出轨。", "question": "白月光和朱砂痣分别指代什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我说过不要老偷穿我的衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HurZT68InS7rc8srrYNZ0ksgudheVakp5nWh0cicamiaLzktV7NvTxRvapc9X81bTiczwIjUNN7l8VQ"}
{"text": "她（他）们一年要过十二个情人节，两次生日，N 次购物节，说真的我也不知道为什么。", "question": "很多中国人为什么喜欢过圣诞节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，我这就离开您女儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3UGnkMeJqEic4LtTg0H6d8UTFBzefhaGwmRXO970bTjSDw3KjGgzBKpQ"}
{"text": "哦，这里开始是收费的了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5530483"}
{"text": "现场突发状况！赛道中闯入了几辆自行车！", "question": null, "star": 338, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsvm87i4zsj6110110tft02"}
{"text": "正在研究看起来可爱的角度。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7002872"}
{"text": "世界上只有两亿四千零二十万朵花。", "question": "你觉得卖不出去的歌叫什么名字？", "star": 40, "type": "T2T", "image": "4162167"}
{"text": "凤姐的进化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8wdq5op55j20g20f53zu"}
{"text": "那儿变得太大了，我控制不住了~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6682879"}
{"text": "郭敬明新作品《我在纽约的故事》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icxWW3yodOtAjSwNDuib5NfeEOn90fahDdsxB9gliaNkyEzrcuSIfDj79g"}
{"text": "尝试读观众的信，但都是在批评我。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "854389"}
{"text": "灰原……不要prprpr……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gttadhkpnaj30ci0el0vc"}
{"text": "我已经做好接受挑战的准备了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1413681"}
{"text": "再见，基恩。", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "不好意思，能陪我出去走走吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7007620"}
{"text": "你今天不是说要帮我吗？", "question": null, "star": 1610, "type": "I2T", "image": "1036852"}
{"text": "哎呀，掉了一万日元。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3647208"}
{"text": "让我试试新款吸奶器好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGK5CA6JSHTpeT4USZJicehfAvPtROsxJjFVicf1CgwIqXRImOy6jJCwag"}
{"text": "鲁迅——朝花夕拾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibGhdvU8WvHmicuuKIySoVqZx0BwuS0D80ry6yIiacrOIKoLvfQTIQ9Yjg"}
{"text": "模仿着吹萨克斯风，他变得随和起来，开始参与进来。", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "752050"}
{"text": "有些人啊，比谁都清楚老万的能力，还硬要造个金属轮椅。", "question": "从《X 战警：天启》的预告片里可以看出什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最强的车轮制动器。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174711"}
{"text": "内科急救", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjwpr0p2CrFYj1sJtGBc0QDE3PEmBFavDErQFdxP6v0I7Sia4EzExSlGdZFmHcKibDrMcBLlmj8k6IQ"}
{"text": "活到肚子里的1千亿个乳酸菌。", "question": "请你像下落的亿万颗星星一样说。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980878"}
{"text": "劫机", "question": "我不喜欢这样的环球旅行。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4906610"}
{"text": "梦见妈妈拖地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWhP2S6FzhJO3w14T2lPoDSeervmexuQZmLC1nia7FyVcTO2llyicnHkUA"}
{"text": "导演，扮演骆驼的演员给您带来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bnA2e9y1VI0Dq9wpD5G5hia80fPpoqibWFiafmzjAxL6HE3TsZO0zWibnSg"}
{"text": "脚只是装饰品！这只有伟大人才能理解。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387228"}
{"text": "在连休前关了仓库，但是店长可能还在里面。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6377543"}
{"text": "吓人的羚羊很少见，很可怕。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4171848"}
{"text": "校长先生说话。", "question": "障碍赛跑新采用的障碍物是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6970512"}
{"text": "带了朋友们来家玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2229k0w8kj30ci0elq3t"}
{"text": "来搞个烧烤吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283822"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "“喝不到水？啊！原来是忘记取瓶盖了“", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmibc4CXefNTOHO6SCYV519EyIdHUOBdiak55BPE8GxxnibnC5TMU7j7iaUg"}
{"text": "给中暑晕倒的男子运水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgrjy12wvyj30ci0eln2r"}
{"text": "黑魔法：把对方的扫帚变成鬼飞球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJQ366XG1HrVpMmKKwCY4BuvnPFAbxu1YP4qvOH9tdYWribGw3RMKXicug"}
{"text": "看起来很好吃呢。", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "快逃啊，我先拦住她", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvECIib4Jt6OYrMaXhsrKiaodKNXpBiawektBcKdOvLYu8manjD0JUd6rDDg"}
{"text": "给游戏里的月亮打了奇怪的贴图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTbqBDbMicPXSvbq7ibBPADibqz0ld37MEWxASpmxtxnRA7gbpx66vnA8CA"}
{"text": "说一个口腔科的事情吧。患者前来拔牙外加一个口腔小手术，应该是觉得这期间没办法开口说话，自己开启了提前录好的手机语音，内容就是「好疼啊……」。诊室里不断回响着「好疼啊」「好疼啊」……可以脑补一下画面。在场的所有人都在笑，最后主刀医生忍无可忍的把手机给没收了……", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过的有意思的病例有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "商品乱七八糟的。", "question": "我不喜欢那种扭蛋机，例如完全不相干的商品会中奖。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313796"}
{"text": "道理上来讲，如果眼珠后面就直接是大脑的话，闭着眼睛哭，脑子大概是会进水的。", "question": "翻白眼用力过猛有可能把眼球翻 180 度看到自己的大脑吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "集中心思去呼吸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174837"}
{"text": "找到了松露，吃了之后觉得超好吃的，就打电话给兽医的她，结果她说'什么？你在指着小狐狸的粪便？'", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "1430949"}
{"text": "喂，走吧！来，唱歌吧！喂，发誓吧！来，爱吧！最高级别的爱，用力去爱吧！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6789838"}
{"text": "做了一个巨大的草莓蛋糕，但预览图让我感到十分不安。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6774591"}
{"text": "在机器上有枪，用它来杀人。", "question": "机器猫绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5633887"}
{"text": "拒绝女生。男：当你听到亚当的时候，你会想到什么？女：夏娃。男：看，这就是我们的区别。女：那你会想到什么？男：斯密。", "question": "有哪些笑话只有具备了一定的经济学和金融学知识才能听懂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向着无尽的远方前进啊～～～～", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4648822"}
{"text": "免费玩家把系统赠送的英雄强化到了满级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibPdh0NYvALPVdnr6sicsapOsIT0GPPl1hDZURrtKuVt0iahQjG2mjRCbA"}
{"text": "抽中了「再来一针」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxlodam634j30ci0eldk7"}
{"text": "这样就可以了，就这样吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6397062"}
{"text": "中央三台艺术人生节目要采访我的踩雪艺术画创作历程？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "Steve Jobs的演讲：苹果", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6492705"}
{"text": "差点忘了戴口罩，好险好险！", "question": null, "star": 525, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grj3mlv0aij612q1fn10202"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "灵魂出窍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9E5icWbLtF1SoiarRVt0o0Jw4JDtmlhO6kCnBNYFk80vyxKhQfQCruZHwg"}
{"text": "兄弟俩认真研究古代文化的样子看起来很有趣。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1510299"}
{"text": "认识一个，因为盗窃被判刑四年。在上海青浦监狱服刑。在里面跟人学了玉雕手艺。现在经营玉雕生意。一直埋怨自己判刑太少了，手艺没学好就刑满释放了，导致他现在手艺不精，复杂的活都得请人做。据说玉雕这生意需要静下心来学，短刑犯不合适。", "question": "那些犯罪被判十几年二十几年的人，出狱了会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老天爷啊！饭团怎么一洗就碎了！鸣鸣，老天爷啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx0w3ayej0j30ci0el78z"}
{"text": "回来我等你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368143"}
{"text": "高三那年冬天，我在窗边坐，用了一张纸，在窗户上擦出了班主任的一双眼，然后不好意思的哈了口气，嘿，把班主任的眼又盖了回去。。。。。", "question": "你知道什么「能笑死人」的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来自非洲肥沃的黑土地", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "哇，无人机靠近了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5691613"}
{"text": "在海边冲浪。", "question": "台风来的时候绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4714244"}
{"text": "大专", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "选择了最便宜的阉割手术套餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewv60pzamzj20920b50u3"}
{"text": "地面湿滑，小心脚下！", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "醒来后，我想：啊，已经八点了，可是外面怎么这么黑呢？现在是星期天晚上八点哦。一觉醒来，马上就要到周一了……", "question": "因为是深夜，所以讲恐怖故事。", "star": 136, "type": "T2T", "image": "1681669"}
{"text": "如果当时我知道这是导火线的话……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318209"}
{"text": "换成LED就可以坚持30分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GYjNjMV73PHh6sa4cabkzpE882krHh0UHFMo9URkZ6Xdq66puSU7FMkYibRiaeZ1yAkUp34juyeNOQ"}
{"text": "为什么让我穿着这样的服装学书法呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6742617"}
{"text": "这种行为的恶心程度大概相当于某网站恶意捆绑插件 + 某卫士自动默认浏览器 + 移动运营商套餐广告 + 贷款、房产、保险中介电话骚扰 + 视频网站 90 秒广告吧～", "question": "男生坚持每天给女生说晚安，持续一年会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种时候真不好意思请问你们有纸吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpx74Qo3WkNZlcm0h0AgoibLHqeRfzEu0ffiad6KNOgAgQvUUicH00FGa7w"}
{"text": "对不起，没能长成你喜欢的样子。", "question": "你觉得恋情中最心酸的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸，下一个数字是56371。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4686733"}
{"text": "大雄小夫和胖虎的同人本子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqNO2nWAzpvlnAHMvByvC4fcrxS5cJSk7eoW4ibKwLjyRIOkbYLw5Biajg"}
{"text": "这是一个明亮又快乐的工作场所！", "question": null, "star": 2732, "type": "I2T", "image": "994491"}
{"text": "我在《乱马1/2》中被打败已经20年了，我快到忍耐的极限了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2794533"}
{"text": "小夫，给我嘲笑他！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ix06d8wvj30ci0eltar"}
{"text": "看有几个", "question": "程序员敲代码一般用几个手指？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀？我刚才在那家店买了一样的东西，可是那个人竟然拿着特别优惠券，我怎么没见过他啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "说！厕所没纸了」的家伙手上有点不对劲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8btwuj6j1j30ci0elwfx"}
{"text": "出门时不小心勾到老婆的毛衣，但是一路都在玩手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAic6ypJnl5UEJC1lS6gVA1GfHcQse5wibmCMaD3x5IVO9QibNr4aPOLNFTQ"}
{"text": "超级马里奥机器人战N", "question": "任天堂迷失方向了？马里奥新作品的标题是什么！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4573699"}
{"text": "「世界上第几喜欢爸爸呀？」问完女儿数到了3位数还没数完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwpbi5jxvhj30ci0eln0n"}
{"text": "不能，我试过。", "question": "如果不借助外力（比如水），人仅靠摒住呼吸能否自杀成功？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过年放炮时赶紧扶住暴走的窜天猴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3IKGQicF8bc1NQwiamw1NZr4Sb93lHZlhjdlQq3thte8hhciamyJhQu8BhQ"}
{"text": "泷川流水", "question": "三百岁的河童开始做主播的名字叫什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313350"}
{"text": "哈利波特与毒气室(1941)", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TEdtsZClSjQVRYHaFtX5cibsZEOB2BjM0yMXialRz4aySca9hiaRuxtpmNA8Ywibk5nECUQWO3DMUD7g"}
{"text": "那个游戏里有几百种可爱的小动物。我先伤害他们，打得它们奄奄一息，然后把它们关进了一个手掌大小的球里。那个球有洗脑功能，小动物们被洗了脑，会听我的任何命令。它们被迫离开自己的家庭，失去自己的生活，大部分时间都被关在狭小的球形笼子里。我命令它们去和其它动物打架，供人们围观取乐。在我的指示下，它们上刀山，下火海，遍体鳞伤，甚至同类相残，换来观众们热烈的欢呼，以及我的勋章和奖杯。而我还称它们为朋友。我称它们为我最好的朋友。", "question": "你在游戏里作过哪些恶？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一口就吃光。", "question": "孩子做的事，有一定的限度可以被原谅。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6397788"}
{"text": "这是也能承保的保险吗？！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004012"}
{"text": "汤姆的提姆原来是波姆。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1886182"}
{"text": "我常因不够变态，而感到和你们格格不入", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "显微镜下的孙悟空头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo6kwithahj20ak08kmyz"}
{"text": "入场时只买了两张票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gry5kcra5cj30ci0elq8k"}
{"text": "哥哥叫贝姆，弟弟叫贝罗。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6980092"}
{"text": "数学。", "question": "一般人玩不起的爱好都有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "会。而且会精准报复。多年前我姥爷家喂了一只特别活泼亲人的狗。看见人就摇尾巴，吐舌头哈气的时候像在笑。过年回去第一次见到它，它主动来和我建立友谊。每次看到我，都走到我面前，蹲坐并哈气微笑摇尾巴。而我呢，比较手贱。我喜欢在这时候弹它脑嘣。一开始它也觉得我在和它开玩笑。后来它脸上的笑容渐渐凝固，并且一看到我就走开，不和我玩。但我还是喜欢追上去弹它。它也不叫，只是很无奈的表情。后来我发现我晾在火炉那边的袜子总是不见了。冬天袜子难晾干，一大家子人的袜子都密密麻麻晾在火炉旁边一根杆子上，只有我的丢了。后来我妈帮我在垃圾桶里找到了袜子，洗好晾回去。五分钟后发现它像挑唱片一样，顺着一大溜袜子闻过去，精准挑出我的袜子叼出去扔掉……", "question": "动物会生气吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在妻子的生日那天下午惊喜地回家。不知为何，妻子不愿从衣柜前离开。", "question": null, "star": 6009, "type": "I2T", "image": "5019078"}
{"text": "稻叶放在这里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4509458"}
{"text": "身高一米八", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic32dAibDwhxEz9QTazJpb2PPvg4wGQfo6434hRnk8VtFKyMl9Wept4Nz82Cwx2Ddccq2fMicPw2oQ"}
{"text": "你和好兄弟在教育处", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjK8ocTBVhicBPiarvgbPpl8vYxdtnQgiaxut0QxEUviawybSYSt4gOukAlibA"}
{"text": "遥控器哪儿去了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eeuela89ysj20al0a8aaw"}
{"text": "迈克尔·杰克逊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5567825"}
{"text": "哎？用变大的药来见我？真是低级的荤段子。", "question": null, "star": 11413, "type": "I2T", "image": "204170"}
{"text": "你投的球真好，哎呀，真的让我心醉神迷，可以说我非常喜欢你，甚至可以说是真的很喜欢你。", "question": null, "star": 798, "type": "I2T", "image": "353262"}
{"text": "你好，我是Sazae。", "question": "把漫画、动画、游戏等中的两句话混在一起说，就说出一些荒唐的事情。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772257"}
{"text": "那就按照约定把双眼给我吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU73HcWxJCTUrkOGIQG8DNIJ0tEmrGLzx4LwjSXyGXYL4Pk7UOibAq7YyQ"}
{"text": "关键时刻室友不敲门就进来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLVK5s7YlbYxnXIxj1aSeZNgbmIDxeWveHPzaY4TpP0u2cqUlesZvVvw"}
{"text": "别催了，老娘卸完妆就上床", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRQBwINoQ69qV5eTHTpuCUGfQZAUKSicDVpmPib1vsaTfCp0F6HPWVQsCQ"}
{"text": "结婚60周年时发现丈夫出轨。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338244"}
{"text": "啊咧？这不是邻居家吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h67ih10l0jj30ci0el43j"}
{"text": "走线王者", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvx6rztxz5j20yi189b29"}
{"text": "但是老子还是要干的呀！", "question": "尽情发挥，修改标题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7170540"}
{"text": "🐱 给我回去躺着！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "“你说的不对，大刘是这样说的……”", "question": "如何激怒一个航天爱好者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "并不认同捕手的手势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2xe0e0tn8j20lm0stdim"}
{"text": "“让你看看《楚门的弟弟》”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFn7PLOwIvOSjVl9EXyZDibO7FicvQSqHP8Ay8mjcEXTXjDWH1HMbgjLwA"}
{"text": "患者忘打麻药了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxkby9bh0gj20ku0mtgoq"}
{"text": "赏菊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xm33mj6vj20f80faq4j"}
{"text": "这是口香糖不是软糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "你看我用头把这个靴子顶在墙上不掉下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcKK5ZfTmwOxX8KlojayncmXvBVuicBG4ib7crjMKYbIkh8KkZrib8SKDTQ"}
{"text": "黑猫警长。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3318308"}
{"text": "我姐姐美若天仙，对她弟弟心如蛇蝎……", "question": "如何以“我姐姐美若天仙”为开头写一篇小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电脑桌面上出现了奇怪的影像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mkMkkS2jCmwN1KOWfsZxZduUITH3PSV0Y2I6aE7dSfIsFUZlb6U9vUlg"}
{"text": "游乐射击场的老板看到我一个奖品都没打到笑得可开心了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0ACo6yKhX3047UtIdBUOYLqIic1Ue8icQTWVqB2xpH0E8K1nJoe60tGRQ"}
{"text": "「我觉得我离散要挂了。」「我也觉得我离散要挂了。」「我也觉得我离散要挂了。」「我也觉得你们的离散要挂了。」——212a，于离散数学考试前夜。", "question": "被学霸嘲讽是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里十年前可是白宫呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nWZWibw0OBRxuINvBvNBEibbCfic7ibW3IibL4U8sicT1A6161HER4H7fjc4Q"}
{"text": "小心点，我用气圆斩过去了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449730"}
{"text": "说好了有车就把女儿嫁给我呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQMAgAtiaDE8HPFf3OpHqJSOQdWBjUzIwj2xult7fxNNoGbDiaSkF3Rpjw"}
{"text": "拳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyJW93Kjvnqeu1c4nQAwS9iaIqAKVtHj8ib6YYeQktb9ugRKdH1fibQWWJA"}
{"text": "24三杉淳22若林源三21森的有三20来生替兵19皮部柯南转学过来仅仅三天.", "question": null, "star": 908, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggva99meklj211y1d37dq"}
{"text": "我参加了什么都鉴定团在爱达荷的特别环节，用今天挖到的最好的牛肝菌来一决胜负。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "1454912"}
{"text": "车里和车外都不想要的红码人员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpRXZxu8kRTt9fk4amZfIoILJpIJCYuGuu4yswUwVrN91ibzluzrgaGag"}
{"text": "我从上面看了一下土下座。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2073907"}
{"text": "将日本的缺点全部暴露出来，以免下一代重蹈覆辙。", "question": "奥运会是为了什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6020583"}
{"text": "“怎么办，该怎么向孩子们解释，他们的爸爸只是亲了下小猫咪就被交换身体了。”", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "长着鹿角的樱井翔", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4345595"}
{"text": "这是不容易被发现的东西吗？", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "油焖大虾从锅里跳起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4uGcInkvyX17suhop69U420C4Yermo50TmGicibEZfRU1Nqiczgia8dw507y9EejVDApuTORBCzM0Cg"}
{"text": "快手收购A站", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOuNznfCkx0QtBge6D4Je9duzbJ3K7u8XL5Np9z07grqPIfLSQlX8CSibmDicauNTCWqcnw22KpzibA"}
{"text": "当年，我们有个数学老师姓鲍。老头挺和蔼，有次上课到一半鲍老师说他家是书香世家，他有两个姐姐一个哥哥，他是老么。他们父亲就用梅兰竹菊来给孩子起名，他是老么。他经常给我们讲他哥哥叫鲍竹，和爆竹谐音，还觉得很搞笑的样子。我们一直不敢和他说，其实他哥哥的名字比他好多了。", "question": "名字特别难听是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到「见此内者依次干掉」后石化的小夫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7pjet5h1uj30ci0el3zr"}
{"text": "新推出的“芥末之山”其实已经不是糖果了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1380444"}
{"text": "如果让群众挑错，那群众的眼睛无疑是雪亮的，他们最擅长干这个了，但要是问群众什么是对的，那就瞎了。", "question": "群众的眼光到底是不是雪亮的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去把我的眼睛鼻子嘴找回来", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grkcm001y9j60tx0txwht02"}
{"text": "零下二十五度不能穿短袖。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582586"}
{"text": "在变回猫之前一定要把火点开~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "你还没开始放春节假吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "为什么选在我见我父母的那天做这件事？", "question": null, "star": 340, "type": "I2T", "image": "7291559"}
{"text": "哎？网站上写着需要18岁...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6463249"}
{"text": "马上 iPhone 6 就要上市了，老婆的那个白色 iPhone 5 就是我的啦！", "question": "男士拿白色的 iPhone 4s 是在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某危险药物使用后", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6220580"}
{"text": "留守儿童，空巢青年，孤寡老人，我这一辈子要体验的三种状态。", "question": "如何看待「空巢青年」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「这是唐老鸭被杀前留下的笔记我得马上给大家看！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9rv83ua80j20c50ctwgk"}
{"text": "司仪喊道：“在这里，一下子飞跃出来！” 解说员称赞：“这是一次精彩的转弯！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387313"}
{"text": "魔法的使用时间延长功能存在。", "question": "请告诉我灰姑娘隐藏的秋天秘密。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6715607"}
{"text": "警察叔叔，我鞋被偷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec7h1gtnzdj20bn0clta7"}
{"text": "给我拿十斤氘核，细细地切做质子，不要有半点中子在上面。", "question": "如果郑屠切了十斤寸金软骨，那鲁达还会提什么要求？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一直以镜头前的形象和口碑出名的偶像似乎有些不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6951080"}
{"text": "洗洗睡吧，没人看你。", "question": "女性参加朋友的婚礼怎样穿戴比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "野生汽车蹲坑的珍贵画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXqp33ObNyciaOnAfmWGiaWgPBYnXGv10uElwQHBXNgeHbKf0uD71lWtZA"}
{"text": "博士毕业前，我常常看生活大爆炸缓解抑郁。有一段时间忽然觉得谢耳朵一点都不好笑了。每次看他振振有词的表情都深有同感，内心都觉得「难道不就是这样吗？！」哦，现在很多时候其实也觉得谢耳朵蛮对的。那些嘲笑他的人真愚蠢啊……（怜悯脸）", "question": "读博读傻是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "制作了一个过于自由的女神像，但是因为自由得无法站立。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "634077"}
{"text": "水面结冰啦！”", "question": null, "star": 122, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ffct1so0j61401hc75702"}
{"text": "这样发出好听的声音。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5466463"}
{"text": "近视在工作中，确实优秀。", "question": "说些长话短说的事情吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6724352"}
{"text": "在大栗树下。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797168"}
{"text": "当我第一天扛着铺盖去浦口校区报道时，徜徉在校园里，操场上，树林中，星湖旁，听着帅哥美女们洋溢着或青春或自由或爱意的聊天声音，忍不住感慨：「这才是大学生活呀…等刻，怎么一句屌话都听不懂？豁使尼玛老子是不是志愿填成南通大学咾？！」", "question": "南京人想在高考考上东大或南大是不是也很容易？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "座垫上已经全都是了", "question": null, "star": 335, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gspt5uq5l6j61251euwmu02"}
{"text": "冰淇淋要在吃之前先喝！", "question": "拉面的珍珠完全新的取出方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3414021"}
{"text": "地铁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7257152"}
{"text": "就你造谣我妈卖的苹果有毒是吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pq0K74TPQicN6RvfsUY8dkCLmDmjs1svBZ8bd7FaAe0t2cQk4IPk9kPQ"}
{"text": "从右到左，吵吵闹闹，嘻嘻哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "405349"}
{"text": "初中暗恋了一个妹子，把她的名字设为文曲星密码。没多久密码被我的好朋友试出来了，晚上他告诉我他和那个妹子已经偷偷谈了三个月了。妈蛋！！！", "question": "你的青春都发生了什么让你印象深刻的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等了五分钟的泡面还不能吃。", "question": "奥特曼在日常生活中遇到困难。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "829589"}
{"text": "我忘记把球拍带回家了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "小时候要是能有一种药让我回到过去就好了，但是只有老花眼没有治好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285385"}
{"text": "把羊屎当成了豆豉，边捡边吃，还记得带回去给妈妈尝尝。", "question": "你有吃东西吃哭了的经历吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "集合啦！奥特曼！手里拿着饭团，再来两个寿司！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861504"}
{"text": "爸你回来的路上见我的班主任羊老师了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwZ5LicruToqiax4sZEx4qia5PWaE8qHZY19VGTRThAZ7exUuDG00kL5bTg"}
{"text": "对不起，已经截止了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4801687"}
{"text": "警察的父亲寄来的录像带。", "question": "在监控摄像头前面不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6640683"}
{"text": "妈妈，别这样，在参观日那天...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6513593"}
{"text": "我学会了小判的用法。", "question": null, "star": 714, "type": "I2T", "image": "6893685"}
{"text": "不是说好不化妆吗", "question": null, "star": 96, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "你今天也没戴眼镜？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xH5F523EUUYdu23pHsmS1UtAXYfzlMicG9PQtiaq9aqNwicic0pog7QAl32A"}
{"text": "哈喽啊！饭已OK了！下楼咪西吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoabch74otj20920cjta5"}
{"text": "怕不是要高兴死。这可是诺奖级别的发现。", "question": "如有一天能证明人真的有来世，诚如宗教所说，科学界会公开吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到花呗账单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibqTDwqJx4a3fLGib6ib4HToUxbusbQ0KiccDH6mkUgLR2Jibhx86K6Ub9fw"}
{"text": "男朋友嫌弃自己丑，先做的是要换个男朋友自己觉得自己丑，才需要整形", "question": "男朋友嫌弃你长得丑，你会选择整形吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如何用尽量短的语言写一个无限循环的脑洞故事？", "question": "如何用尽量短的语言写一个无限循环的脑洞故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亮！出发了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6753063"}
{"text": "我怎么可能是那种用粉红色翻盖手机的人呢社长您想到哪去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESR3UeASicnAlUA9f8WbpXcg9snsOHzic6LkQ379ogWicAxw95a9gmRuZKw"}
{"text": "只有按时还书才能把自己养的猫赎回去", "question": null, "star": 66, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "别扯线头了，刺绣都扯没了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjLRMHFhBDb0IctfN8ibL4tjZg0rpnvdYbveLIHYWEZsMics3pCm7pQ5FQ"}
{"text": "负责摆盘的助手不打算给大厨发挥的余地了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7Haq9FUm89tEwcdYnW6GZntfib2e52E8CV0fricaf9U2Jib7bpe6JbxGE6Q"}
{"text": "「如果《货币战争》可以算是经济类读物，那《钢铁是怎样练成的》就可以放到冶金类的书架上。」一个经济学院教授如是说。", "question": "宋鸿兵在经济学界是怎样的地位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "4天3夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hiei1kssfnj30ci0el773"}
{"text": "尾大不掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BavWrm82PJtkt7tiay7FJCBiaU2dILU9ayxQsKJPFic9icc0owHqpkV9lf2A"}
{"text": "其实我不需要找动点P。", "question": "我想让歌词稍微改动一下，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5543534"}
{"text": "你……你回来啦？今天可真早啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSRRllZ2d9UAibUFyZAOuJrmdU4BsouT4yX40lqbbHgR0mWzZ2DalcLEKickjnV539Tu05kGkzj9Cw"}
{"text": "「教练，下一个作战是！」『我说怎么从刚才开始，作战全泄露了……你是对面球队的！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2xmbbgw3cj30ci0elq7d"}
{"text": "快来抓住汤姆森河蟹啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4602620"}
{"text": "因为哥斯拉手短。", "question": "为什么只有《金刚经》没有《哥斯拉经》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吉田沙保里被吐口水了！造成了5720亿的损失！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381117"}
{"text": "今天也只有你一个人来了呢！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3051211"}
{"text": "放飞野生月亮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGIx0vDDHvTFyichmVCKJT0OInyia93NXfllg5iaFCSKhicYmzz4C1RsY1tw"}
{"text": "求你了！给五千块钱吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6539133"}
{"text": "所以！往前走！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5993549"}
{"text": "梁家辉：惹我我让你死全家。吴镇宇：不惹我我也让你死全家。任达华：死全家的那些都不是我干的，看我这张善良诚实政协委员的脸……", "question": "梁家辉、吴镇宇和任达华在饰演黑帮老大的时候，各自有哪些特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尽管我做了这么多努力，你还是不明白。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5955438"}
{"text": "莫币我还是认识的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjK8x5MJjqttiamucK7Eff3PuWrWJRgIWLOzcs8r2G1vqrc7Al6vNhmnKg"}
{"text": "这是最终BOSS吗？不不，这只是教程而已。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4001443"}
{"text": "你好，手纸，谢谢！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvswqom4z9j20yi184x3k"}
{"text": "虽然说了埋在沙子里！，但不是那个意思。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6441733"}
{"text": "我儿子非常爱吃奶，到现在一岁七个月了还没断奶。最近他忽然慢慢懂事了。于是昨天在吃完奶之后，他没有迅速离开去玩，而是深情滴看了我一眼，说了一句：谢谢～我……一时没反应过来，回了一句：不客气，再吃点？-__-总觉得哪里怪怪的(⌒▽⌒)", "question": "你所经历过的最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们两个用公款进行双重出轨行为，真是够花哨的。", "question": "总结一下2016年上半年的事件。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2186618"}
{"text": "无人岛", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "吴克群", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7ia2JLX1iaxxGLWOaiaVgBGCz59jv57aRFvQnzNt3NB3S2rGEq4SXdHR5A"}
{"text": "在父亲节那天送了篮球，他好像非常开心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5261083"}
{"text": "舅妈，为什么我一直收不到霍格沃兹的信？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAru4Yj2h9x2OgjbkziaCe1mREiayq443KPXoNAvxP8dMlA7iaC8ibEfulEKw"}
{"text": "能数数的人类、不能数数的人类、不知道数本身的人类。", "question": "世界上有两种人。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349654"}
{"text": "关东的势力分布图都要改写", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz8mwlepvjj30ci0elq6x"}
{"text": "没有用齿科粘合剂好好粘住的塑料模型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3704878"}
{"text": "走不？一人二十！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojtvwhyj208u0a8abi"}
{"text": "都是国家财产，不要参与哄抢就好了。", "question": "遇到吸粪车爆炸怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以陪我聊到睡着吗？", "question": "请问您讨厌哪个广告？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5468489"}
{"text": "野模抱怨摄影师现学如何摄影。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "Ultra's mother", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824215"}
{"text": "这个蹦床弹力有点大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicjR2lZSCMupse1NMqJRuWX21OGVGMkIQ8uiayuMjqKgjTLGhHLOFW5Pw"}
{"text": "班里发了一本关于生理卫生的公共读物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8mKW4onCHUzDwBTVuUsxs2zexgVMUG3YZSJ4HPXHYqia1SZxQiaDapQNw"}
{"text": "你怎么能说我家皮卡丘是吸血类精灵呢！它那么可爱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8R4bic0zkRlFIpRJTcrUicVJIyNXyI5f1icayPI41zvTuCu8OoPT67QTRA"}
{"text": "看到形状就知道了，这是零卡路里的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6908281"}
{"text": "给山寺宏一配音。", "question": null, "star": 1086, "type": "I2T", "image": "1301181"}
{"text": "应该收下指纹。", "question": "警察如果去参加相亲，可能会做的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738477"}
{"text": "想不到啊。", "question": "最近很少听到的那个词。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2058024"}
{"text": "那是温暖的本身/那个时代是温暖的吗？", "question": "请问暖水袋和汤婆子有什么区别？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860169"}
{"text": "P杯", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1ga5juw4augj20yi18yx1m"}
{"text": "刚吃完眼镜蛇的猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrww3d0wArdvDia7yI0qXiashjtLY4bnkS1uUBZYBzPrlooJTSUl4zaBsw"}
{"text": "我的英文水平只允许我与木兰结交。", "question": "如果让你娶一位迪士尼公主，你会选谁？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《五三》被初高中拿去用了……", "question": "「门前大桥下，游过一群鸭，快来数一数，二四六七八～」那三跟五去哪里了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老头的皱纹和皱纹加起来是压力。增税~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6473129"}
{"text": "终于醒了吗？", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "请给我快乐套餐。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6477162"}
{"text": "因为图里边的并不是我", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "吃个煮鸡蛋吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxw3sti746j30ci0eladc"}
{"text": "那家店", "question": "姐妹俩在百元店买的东西。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5119705"}
{"text": "当时二环房价两千七。", "question": "为什么看《夏洛特烦恼》会哭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "市区内的宠物店还剩多少家呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7293372"}
{"text": "能不能不要一直含着那个虎鲸玩具了", "question": null, "star": 123, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "撞到小脚趾了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib9lnyb7qribXlXkNibvn9sMuIy6yEK77YUvGUCFvxia4cKY3Npxft0AfHg"}
{"text": "朋友圈小视频功能不支持前置摄像头不支持滤镜。所以我在朋友圈里看到的小视频全都是猫猫狗狗和大脚丫子，从来没看到有自拍的。", "question": "微信设计的神细节有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "佛的脸可以无数次地进化以承受压力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135764"}
{"text": "没必要把我脑袋也绑上吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHumib7dd0TTK3bXK2W7ib9KXxqBA79eZRfleg64MJFtbER61dUMzhm07Q"}
{"text": "生孩子（男性）。", "question": "你的未来没有梦想的话，就把今天的目标定下。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2501640"}
{"text": "香港", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGc9ibzpeib1dl9z9WaqufAXP14QiazXqxiaZnEEMicKvLy7ko6UgWQJFe4ew"}
{"text": "好像没人回应，他可能出去了。", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "我想死你了!", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "人跟动物的最大区别，就是可以有效率地从别人的失败上学到知识。", "question": "从来没吃过大便的人说大便不能吃是不是一种偏见？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两只老虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LKRoa8RCGBexKqWAZ8C71q6qEEcVmW4cgavb47MENn74jJQ8MII66Dg"}
{"text": "于是二柴拨打了110", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7ly7RDleCicNaYpUrEicrM2Yfs0swP2ZsD5FNwCTOrLpsNzvTGTeyL9tA"}
{"text": "再给我百事可乐我可饶不了你，这是最后一枚了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "跟踪我的那位姑娘至今不明百为什么自己老是被发现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9jDK6X6QYWsmicHic0CYkrkWcRTqnvfkOY7494Ll8XhHwhO21m5I0yS0g"}
{"text": "不努力工作，就没有快递收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007XdJHwly1gkaunau69uj30u00lan0k"}
{"text": "细川孝太郎在挑战自己！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4710136"}
{"text": "在大家都写政治的事情时，我想写出DT脱离这种荒谬的事情来的自己。", "question": "已经放弃的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2441594"}
{"text": "喂！没经允许就摸是不行的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6214772"}
{"text": "糟糕偏偏在军训的时候怪兽出现了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4qo5UD5YlWBZneLKicns6LMq1pw39ia7HncHlic1icnRmYDOMDn7Gh5EyNQ"}
{"text": "没想到把书剪成条后摊开真的可以做假发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNyWtouvL9vpefbHPpTuy2Fql0QdONeAjXUP9jibfhvNmfF1OpcD6nbqw"}
{"text": "看来只能用纸芯擦屁股了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RcbwjUsFxqOcK0icPNFKTjnzZNEzeicWmmxwnBUID5vUDGXY3LKG4bs97hTPlMUial9a873wt7SXcTQ"}
{"text": "听到静香放屁后所有人看向了大雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8du0tnxvvj30ci0elgqe"}
{"text": "大泉洋", "question": null, "star": 501, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqyhrl8mwyj613p1d2jwg02"}
{"text": "心好痛！救救我失恋了吗？是初恋吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHiaSgL5j0wUmWfWHFLfxypUjfU10zNxNArNsTuoNARNP9zzM8NgYsVMQ"}
{"text": "警察同志，我们这还没开始呢，拘留也行，能不能让她", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOH2TrSHLudL8nZBJmSKZGMcSib5mLn1O25TibT1N6ke0q2r8UeibBmgQfCg"}
{"text": "上厕所没带纸，只好问隔壁要", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYCxIDkZEBNCUImozc4JKxT4TabibZnIYpjFCGIiaia0qUHXIveXWbb9HO6CYJB37iabPVB6K1DeagSg"}
{"text": "这水怎么样？", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "和我交往吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4978250"}
{"text": "中间忘了两次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrkZCJnMn9l8Bx3D8uwCAJ7LianlID9YkNxxZTibWCibQNQc97n7CMwKdw"}
{"text": "某一天，牛顿复活。我：来来来，牛顿先森，我给您介绍下现代人类科学的最新进展。牛顿：不错不错，先从数学讲起吧。我：好咧，你看这个，现代大学生学习的数学，都是您创造的，以您老人家的能力估计一晚上就看明白了，等您看明白这个，咱再讲……牛顿：等等？！这是什么？？！！我：……牛顿：莱布尼茨呢？我要跟他决斗！！", "question": "牛顿如果穿越到现在，能看懂相对论和量子力学吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不可能，我的 iPhone 刚从 iOS 6.1 升级成 iOS 7，没有解决掉漆问题。", "question": "iPhone 5 可能通过 iOS 7 升级支持中国移动的 TD-LTE 网络吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我向往着豆子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6395133"}
{"text": "分遗产分的太细", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib6YcuPLGEN2seibUNFgBibdx7gzrpruLJTpDd6RI9KL2Sz8nib4YZJJCsQ"}
{"text": "山田背上的痣越长越大，最后成了地球的一部分。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2212834"}
{"text": "不要哭了妈，该哭的人是我爸。——动力火车《那就这样吧》一直以为是一首反对家庭暴力的歌曲。", "question": "你印象深刻的误听歌词有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真实结局是张无忌带领明教灭了元朝自己当了皇帝，但是因为搞教派起家毕竟说出去不好听，于是史书上对此描写比较少，只写了一句「诛元张」。传着传着变成朱元璋了。后面的史书都是根据朱元璋这个名字编的。", "question": "倚天屠龙记的结局是否过于仓促?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿姆罗去了，很好（是什么）", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "这个句子本身就是中文，意思是“山本身”。", "question": "请创作一个七言的回文诗。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7164388"}
{"text": "五十岁的儿子提出要和八旬的父亲摆出同样的姿势拍照。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3104016"}
{"text": "樱花绽放。", "question": "给这个字加上三点水，让它变成另一个意思不同的词。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1216811"}
{"text": "完全忘记了怎么占上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdASu9yLXTef3H9KVPZDreib075drNFWknrpOz0JrgYpjHkmOcMaB5ylg"}
{"text": "理科实验室爆炸。", "question": "请告诉我一些中学校里没有但可能存在的东西。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855104"}
{"text": "喂！来吧！来吧！现在正在举办朋友服务五折优惠活动哦！", "question": "如果有一个气势磅礴的殡仪馆会怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5111071"}
{"text": "仅靠大拇指就从恐龙的袭击中逃脱，而他被戳了眼的队友就没这么幸运了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib88vQVlfAEEWJ5IVpJbDicbU7XWMVzJ9Gazy6sB937bExxZNnibkENJRpQ"}
{"text": "我唱什么不重要，重要的是我唱完就不知道死的是谁了。", "question": "如果你被枪指着，要求完整地唱一首歌，否则就会被枪杀，你会选择哪首歌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "长颈鹿的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9Tvjb4W9tzY0vmdcicJc9g5EaPtF47Ag7HL6ZFj5LYejkWQmH66Q66FaQ"}
{"text": "我上次在网上看到从这可以买美女，去帮我整一个！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "我是滚！", "question": null, "star": 1008, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "胖虎、小夫相继惨遭毒手，敬请期待下集「真凶现身！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb7g47iiggj30ci0eldkv"}
{"text": "给她推荐话费套餐", "question": null, "star": 335, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghlue1mbmhj210u1ab7du"}
{"text": "孩子太小还不会说话只好用短信交流", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh16egeucwj20ae0ahq45"}
{"text": "化学", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2926377"}
{"text": "头发越少速度越快", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "在浴缸里冥想。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "最大的障碍就是美国的韩梅梅总不按套路来，第一天我：Hello, I'm Li Lei韩梅梅: hey, I'm Han Mei Mei，how's it going？我：(嗯？不是应该问我 how are you 吗？） humm, I'm going to library.韩梅梅: Cool, you mind if tag along?我：（好像是个问句？） eh.......hum..... I'm fine, thank you, see you tomorrow. 第二天韩梅梅：Hey Li Lei, what you up to？我： (这是问我上几楼？）I'm going up to third floor, for my class.韩梅梅：Yeah, I know that, we are in the same class.我： (那还瞎 B 问）OK, how are you？韩梅梅：Same old, same old我： no, you look very young.韩梅梅：haha, thanks, i'm flattered.我：I don't think you flat, I think you are at least B-cup. 第六十天韩梅梅: I think you are a very interesting guy.我：Thank you, I think so too.韩梅梅：How about you help me out with mid-term tomorrow, and we hangout afterwards, go see a movie or something.我： Ok. 第六十一天 考试结束我：you so slow, I waited 40 minutes.韩梅梅：Fuck off you jerk, I thought you were going to help me out我：I'm sorry?韩梅梅：I asked for your help.我：I gave you my pencil.韩梅梅：I don't wanna talk to you anymore.", "question": "中国人说英语最大的障碍是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "急什么？绳还没甩过来呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssayBlicl7DnVyd70Gy7IA9rAS702LcE91LZxQMdQvusCklNF3V4kj5kQ"}
{"text": "我们先暧昧着，找机会我踹掉他，当然你也要争气。：）", "question": "问美女有没有交男朋友，她回复「不告诉你」，是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鳗鱼不在。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3649711"}
{"text": "兄弟们，这样问我了怎么回答", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "书里描写的耳光太真实了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQAhiciaTBpv4A8bcgzgrxbdsg6DnOaYlqh6o4YVNsJB9bZpD8f4iaIRL0A"}
{"text": "哥斯拉：狼来了！！狼来了！快跑啊！哈哈哈哈哈你们都上当了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1geiyj6s5hnj20zq0zqwl0"}
{"text": "堵住你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "本次导航结束", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6Z988fcEkJPQf672TnK5qT8DibdYmu5iakavRp85khFm5qLwrZ4pf63UA"}
{"text": "哎呀，说了遗憾的话就没办法了嘛~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7119667"}
{"text": "我们的 APP 呢，需要连接蓝牙，我们测试中基本上可以确认大概 3-5 秒内能够连接成功。但是用户回访的时候，好多人找我们吐槽说：连接设备太慢了啊！不稳定啊！然后我们分析后做出了这样一个优化：提高了连接 loading 图转圈的速度。再次回访时，我们可爱的用户盆友表示：新版本连接速度真快，特别稳！", "question": "有哪些安慰剂按钮（Placebo button）的设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把辣椒放眼睛里，不然我就杀了人质。", "question": "有哪些仅仅一句话，就能让你落泪的句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "身上没有糊的星星。", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "「把那个乱扔闪的 SB 踢了。」", "question": "被闪光弹闪到是一种怎样的体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「犯人就是你！了『哦豁？你有证据吗？』锦标赛决赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy1v9rxwvdj30ci0eltd0"}
{"text": "饭盒从包袱里直立着出来，看起来无精打采的。", "question": null, "star": 112, "type": "I2T", "image": "2803350"}
{"text": "如果吉田沙保里被列奥纳多·达·芬奇画出来，就会变成这样。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6100237"}
{"text": "掏出你的监考证即可逆袭。", "question": "监考老师已经向我们展示密封袋了，怎么做才能逆袭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戒烟中的爸爸/总是很抱歉回到家晚了。", "question": "比如‘谜语字母’和‘送货上门’，这些我都尝试过。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6710389"}
{"text": "你说你是一个传统的人，是指我国两千年文明滚床单不戴套的传统吗", "question": "我是一个比较传统的人，结果现在女友怀孕，家里闹翻了，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睡在宿舍上铺时感受到床有异样的晃动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY32ibdkRXUADJUgj8hDdrXFbicoeDmNUxzbI0hzZMFGjco4u0pVOsr07Fg"}
{"text": "婚宴上，毫无悬念地喝高了，第二天下午四点才醒来。结婚以后我经常出去喝酒，喝到摇摇晃晃回家，老婆也不怎么反对。很奇怪老婆为啥不反对我出去喝酒，也不管我和谁一起喝，难道对我那么放心？直到后来有一次老婆的弟弟妹妹在闲聊的时候笑着告诉我，我当初在婚宴上喝醉以后，老婆和她几个弟弟妹妹把我弄到房间里睡觉，老婆给我脱裤子的时候，我在半昏迷状态下死死抓住皮带，怎么都脱不下来。", "question": "什么事是你在醉酒后才意识到的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "情侣为了向周围传递幸福，会尽量点开心情套餐。", "question": "请告诉我礼仪讲师规定的在麦当劳的礼仪。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6893256"}
{"text": "我们骗他玩捉迷藏然后偷偷去买零食吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux482hTWF2kX1Nuwq8S3OB5icJxnD6oU1UuWOtoPibIaGictNRukY4fk8Bhg"}
{"text": "租房的猫听到我在老家客厅打开一包零食", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicNGI553aL9Hfv0Ijciawm04SPrV40QibMTvyMCoblX5DWAcEYl2FnA49g"}
{"text": "虽然现在教这个有点早，但请一定，一定要让他学会找女朋友。", "question": "7 岁的儿子对汇编有异于同龄人的敏感，且能熟练使用汇编语言编写程序，最近还学会了 C 和 visual c++(.net)，且娴熟运用mfc,stl,atl,这能视为天赋吗？该怎么引导？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三枚暗器已经飞出，不敢看医生被射中后的惨象🙈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBpwQfY49os3gOmAn8JNsIjhMLYzD0l9WsAnFx1OTFFrMmicERGWnh9Zw"}
{"text": "爱情里面我只听说 520，还没听过 985 和 211。", "question": "985 的妹纸与非 211 的男生的爱情如何走下去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "顶头上司", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssqf4puSdia6nQxkplGzwobpg0CcU9zUntw8MQQMCEwaia8EFWKWTzVwUQ"}
{"text": "带了一袋苹果。到了宿舍后，一切都收拾好了之后，和宿舍其余五个人交谈了起来，为了促进感情，我拿出了从家带来的苹果，并且说着：「来，吃一下我从南阳带来的苹果，可甜了。」说着我上铺拿出了一袋苹果，「来，吃一下许昌的苹果。」不一会，宿舍都拿出了各自从家里带来的苹果……真的是缘分啊！！！", "question": "你初上大学时带过哪些奇葩的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这一般称为渲染。", "question": "是否存在 3D 直接转换成 2D 表现形式的技术可能性?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，明白了次吃服藥指尊致死量", "question": null, "star": 192, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdggyyqyloj60u0140juo02"}
{"text": "我想做玛奇玛小姐的狗", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "哎呀，这个怎么删除历史啊喂喂喂，因为是小孩子所以不知道啦喂喂喂喂喂。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6492094"}
{"text": "先生，今天的晚餐是什么？一具鸟类的尸体，已经去掉了昔日用于飞翔的羽毛，血液与生命已经流干，被切开的它只剩下了不明的红色，与同样被切碎而显得糜烂不堪，呈现惨黄色的不明植物块茎混在一起，浇上不可名状的暗红色液体，液体还残留者少许未知碎片，还有青色或紫色的不明植物掺入，在白色的诡异氛围中使人眼眶发红，眼泪欲下，它被置于烈火之上，不停的翻动之中还被加入了惨白的晶体，最终被摆上了桌子。先生，您到底在说什么？哦，今晚吃大盘鸡。", "question": "有没有什么食物可以称的上是「克苏鲁」美食？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“昨天在你这烫完头闺蜜都说我像个男！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "但是可以不录用", "question": "如何看待辽宁明年 3 月起实施痛经假，用人单位不得因女职工结婚、怀孕等原因，降薪限制晋职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说个真事 09 年中传艺考遇见很漂亮的妹子才艺展示带了琵琶穿衣搭配很清爽 很有学生气却因为穿的太少冻僵了手指依偎在暖气前烤手 像乞讨的老妇更尴尬的是我看着她的样子 笑出了鼻涕泡（候场中没有一句对话）最尴尬的是八年后再见时我是现场导演 她是特约她主动告诉我她没有考上不是因为手指冻僵发挥失常而是因为表演时想起了我滑稽的鼻涕泡笑场了……", "question": "你在艺考时遇到过哪些奇葩事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "筷子上没有饭粒。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6787640"}
{"text": "小泉进次郎还是生稻晃子？", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 36, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "帮学校辟谣我们没有这个辅导员~。~", "question": "如果你的辅导员掉水里了，你所学的专业能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（刚才有六根手指）", "question": null, "star": 572, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnplew59v6j60v915ojxv02"}
{"text": "咱可说好了，不管分到哪个班，上厕所可得喊我一块儿哈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm1413hubj20g70e5dka"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦", "question": "一位十岁的小天才在暑假期间完成了他的自由作业是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231278"}
{"text": "这道题抽谁回答好呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdmm7jjm22j30ci0eljx0"}
{"text": "计时器", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "我们不吃因为思想上的原因的昆虫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3805400"}
{"text": "我特意不喝酒。", "question": "肚子饿的人能产生共鸣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "966997"}
{"text": "虽然我并不骄傲，但是考驾照的时候失败了五十次呢。今天就努力开车吧。", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "C给地板上色", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "被送去广东的福建女孩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7UcLleKvbgEUQ8Ad01ypWJQtnzXqx6JNZt5pHuB3SJLb1a0CRSt0knA"}
{"text": "你要的可乐我给你买回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1fa82ujxnuoj207t0de40e"}
{"text": "…小明？", "question": "当代中国有谁称得上幽默大师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在圣诞节许愿寻找爸爸而引起了不小的难题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7OXibzOVCibjAGkVhyAOfx7Ke8krys5sHDfKdLPToQVSicZUI0Uzd3ufhg"}
{"text": "桃太郎充了游戏币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlk8iaUVJvKuckWzIMicXOQic99ZZeMribOW8mlWP5ktahWxNdYZlSnlZr9FA"}
{"text": "下次想在有比赛的日子来呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010CRgK0pjMrOz8x3cUNiafglAsQB0J8icqniaMXCg2ShAdk6s8Q9j3bVrUng"}
{"text": "这是要做一本相册吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220471"}
{"text": "以吉田沙保里为笑柄的话，身边的人就会接二连三地被攻击。", "question": "山田太郎已经说了三个月的笑话了，他最近的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5065554"}
{"text": "四十五天连续值班。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1554631"}
{"text": "真是的～每次都让人家帮你系领带就不能自己学会嘛～", "question": null, "star": 427, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmqs1vp7w7j614x1iktiw02"}
{"text": "无酒精。", "question": "啤酒倒不出泡沫，原因是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5889327"}
{"text": "或许早已经有了，只是从未被发现。", "question": "有没有过完美的假钞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔壁是女温泉", "question": null, "star": 402, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gspv1nr6ixj60xv19546g02"}
{"text": "莱姆斯•卢平狂喜！", "question": "如果给你六千万，代价是余生都看不见月亮，你会答应吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说个昨天的，家对面新开了一家教育机构，举行砸蛋抽奖活动，有个小孩砸了一个特等奖，主持人大声的说出特等奖的奖品，一年的免费课程，本来好开心的孩子当场就哭了，底下的孩子拉着家长就走，没一分钟，一半人都走没了。", "question": "你遇到过哪些可以令人笑得窒息的场面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢邀。您问的是第几任妻子？", "question": "世界上那些著名男性导演的妻子都从事什么工作？  她们都有怎样迷人的特质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看那个孩子！她把甚平和金枪鱼搞混了，穿反了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516685"}
{"text": "看到楼上有个下游喝水上游洗脚的，我想起了我男友口述的一件事。福建武夷山。爬山，沿溪边小路，见俩游客捧水洗脸，有个还喝了一口。喝一口那位问另一位：「你觉不觉得这溪水有股怪味？」另一位：「啊，这几天下大雨，可能冲下来上游的泥土味吧。」我男朋友继续沿溪边小路爬山。爬了不久发现前方有个公厕。直排式。下水口直接接到溪水里。", "question": "你在户外旅行中发生过哪些有趣搞笑的事儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "合肥夺冠", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "ball ball 大家，排位 ban 掉蔡文姬救救这个公司吧", "question": "如何看待网传疑似某公司董事长醉心《王者荣耀》，打到「国服」蔡文姬，无心工作，公司净利润下滑 37.43%？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不是说了别竖起牙来吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793496"}
{"text": "他在战场上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3712258"}
{"text": "到底是要秃顶还是要啰嗦，选一个吧。", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "188506"}
{"text": "没有任何花样或技巧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3547552"}
{"text": "知道母子平安的那一刻，邻居老王的反应和我居然是一样的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohkc46dzj20ae0dadi8"}
{"text": "天堂地狱，大地狱……天堂地狱，大地狱……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6049558"}
{"text": "阳性……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4o4f2wxlfj20m80m8djp"}
{"text": "稍微有点冷呢！", "question": null, "star": 678, "type": "I2T", "image": "1888195"}
{"text": "我还没变身呢！别跑！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "听说入选今晚食材后开始装病", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gziq5t2293j30ci0eln0a"}
{"text": "味噌汤", "question": "能读不能写的字是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6478523"}
{"text": "厕所呀走到头左转", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g51u7vv30dj20lu0luabk"}
{"text": "C呢？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "它居然没穿内裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nMl8xXicVpibBZdEq0PNee7KkIfyM4WCnBfYzTAMoicFQ5uiadp6suhnbuQ"}
{"text": "扣过肚脐眼的手指太下酒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPCib6EOIT3Q66eLocRlLTOPE1C2W0qtzGL2Tkr9seL17SZ77L7xic36EA"}
{"text": "我猜题主是炼丹的，否则不会在意吉利与否", "question": "为什么一个编程论坛会起名叫Stack Overflow，多么不吉利的名字?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您好，您超速了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eyj9dol5t0j20a009vq4f"}
{"text": "团灭原因：没拉手刹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H0AO1paOxd0mx48kUeSuZI4GPEDibm0yzyOdnfibdmhsusUIEVEEVaE3g"}
{"text": "新郎那边的伴郎太搞笑了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3789754"}
{"text": "习近平的亲信", "question": "殉职率99%是什么工作？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6852880"}
{"text": "吃起来有点柴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "小学时在作文里写道：「再有钱也买不到幸福。」", "question": "有过什么杞人忧天的遐想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爆破剧场版拍摄现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gly0u1sq17j30ci0elq86"}
{"text": "这里没变态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9dq476egfj30ci0elq7t"}
{"text": "高考复习时候我妈给我买了盒忘不了，我喝着喝着就忘了喝了。", "question": "你接触过哪些「高端」行为，实质上就是忽悠？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们明明都穿着西装，却能穿出休闲装的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6071427"}
{"text": "总算觉得自己有点帅了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h88d7jdl2jj30ci0el0ur"}
{"text": "呐，神啊...这世上真的存在拯救吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2873676"}
{"text": "可以啊，LV 这不是做得挺成功吗。", "question": "可以成立一家皮包公司上市圈钱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你记得自己被评了零星的、毫无价值的、自作聪明的笑话的数量吗？", "question": "请说些无关紧要的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6797121"}
{"text": "montbell", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj04UKkloL3oZtuQ7OcGSPGjuhIs0eP7lSibq4yjjHziaiaJUCCIV1YY0kgMQ"}
{"text": "没想到击杀静香之后能爆出这么多铜锣烧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGbe1pyfbtv2w7mPI98CHSbzm3Yq3x6ib92nDpkgPAZjqOVTBu4eibalX9Q"}
{"text": "成为阳性成为病人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olN1rkQqPY4nT2NCSyU88iaAcfdACP65WJoR9y04tiaVFJt2k0Z3icGEeoxQ"}
{"text": "母亲嫁给有钱人后，朋友突然增加了好多。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3122375"}
{"text": "坐时光机忘记带上大雄", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "原来你也玩原神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFPfpphmGeDqSBMDyuXbgWNjRBAWQBfiad5gs8HWCIwVOZibwIt736IWHg"}
{"text": "楼下有家餐馆叫老山村，开了快 10 年了，我一次也没进去过。", "question": "《山村老尸》到底有多恐怖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《乱马1/2》", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "班主任和教导主任一个唱白脸一个唱黑脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQOHcWNfZW7ZPibYUjpccvUicsZoXsb3nwQ5DlHVum3fyw5SpSYaSH98ng"}
{"text": "“是你家主管道漏了”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "你们还真以为程序员难找女朋友吗……有妹子让我介绍周围的同事，我还真是找不到。剩下的都是些都搞不清楚想不想搞对象的。", "question": "为什么男程序员很难找女朋友这个问题得不到严肃重视？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚出十五我就盼着明年过年了", "question": null, "star": 430, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzfc6umibfj612i17cafx02"}
{"text": "十二生肖文没选上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goi8e6d9g4j30ci0elte7"}
{"text": "小虎还乡", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "办圣旨 1892333****。", "question": "如果我在我家院子里地下挖出了传国玉玺，我能采取获利最大的策略是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "社团退出禁止", "question": "第一的黑心企业惊人的公司内部规定是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6542342"}
{"text": "看到一在跑步机上挥汗的汉子，边向教练招手边叫“服务员”。。。。教练头也没回的走了。", "question": "你在健身房遇到过哪些有意思的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "浪费的古老的大型时钟。", "question": "那个标题太浪费了，删掉它吧。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6090324"}
{"text": "看过女孩拆包裹，你就再也不会相信她拧不开瓶盖。", "question": "为什么很多力气小的人拧不开瓶盖，饮料厂商不去优化瓶盖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想喝西瓜奶油苏打水。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004600"}
{"text": "我想买一台任天堂Switch。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3502286"}
{"text": "能控制啊。想胖就胖。", "question": "怎样看待「身材都无法控制，还如何控制人生」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不需要橡胶。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6235307"}
{"text": "无论数几次，都还差一个盘子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1388135"}
{"text": "找到了G，所以毫不留情地打碎它。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5994727"}
{"text": "被扣押了钢琴。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5566405"}
{"text": "两个中国队员在举行乒乓球的决赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw692iakB1ApIjTOMqFVMvOXiaO4oVNNfLX8IdkRZk2dsVvJT3WgQVXjTibQ"}
{"text": "听说香蕉味的干脆面更好吃...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "一对情侣请客吃饭，说怕我尴尬，又叫了两个人陪我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoY2jFB9ttywby3sm0Jre2Dfd5FNhWD7RNRRypSmtuonyszqy8Iy68Bw"}
{"text": "跑个题，我儿前阵生病，去了一个宠物医院做 b 超（猫做 b 超要剃肚子毛的），那个医院贼不行，把我儿的奶头剃破了，我给他们大众点评打了一个差评，放了我儿子受伤的图，结果大众点评给我把图下了，理由是不良暗示、低俗场景、暴露素材…我透，我觉得审核是福瑞控…", "question": "发猫露肚皮的视频到朋友圈，男朋友说我不该发（露出了猫猫的蛋蛋），我做错了吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个问题是擎天柱问的吗？", "question": "自己的朋友变成公交车是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又听到乐园闭园的消息了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667144"}
{"text": "是你把空调制冷调成制热的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pjyelkfHg7ofaKMQmH1q3esu2xs6acsib3k2ibmpH9hoQuJUI52dgY2zg"}
{"text": "游戏时被强制进入新手教程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LJu2vVG2oMh7COAdlq4ccLOWgzDUM1OTe3ricKo1ibF1aBjqaVmUxGibUw"}
{"text": "拿到死亡笔记后出现的死神好像不太一样", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "咱俩就在这等，看她们相信谁才是科学家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVlyNuicvhZVrVe7TFG3KJEgS1ZWnVk0w9jWtZkr4LmC5Qb2qmrLFgg4UYA"}
{"text": "定金与尾款", "question": null, "star": 1963, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "撞到柜子的小脚趾和投来关切目光的无名指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eenl3grrv8j20ai0amgmy"}
{"text": "把儿子的成绩单当成地图带了出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F4aEOodRuHe5yQtUG2xe4lFqtuvk3sCN4wDuVuobjCNPb5VUeH6rszLhISO0ZotMv7bxNlw2uQNw"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里拿着的烟花。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4424696"}
{"text": "每天的乐趣是盯着什么都没有的地方吓主人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr1gjv5je2j30ci0el46c"}
{"text": "方圆十里没有电线杆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uBJE7KiaYeu25L1sh2oWZpE9sqbXjTk3LysLibHNg8waWIs6eHXX4ibFyQ"}
{"text": "得知二师兄当年掌管八万水军，每次骂战都让他上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bLXsZ1lmBYruiboEcaZQPJPQQMm3sBpARwtNBHwVGy630CaLgPZ6P48Q"}
{"text": "那半边到底丢哪儿了来着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITSnlQ2Biae6RicT4tBZ8eAygvtOh3R8k1ATBFN6FpibeUza0St4ndDkShA"}
{"text": "大家好，我们都很精神！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "2974652"}
{"text": "人数已满，请离开。", "question": "按照规定人数来说，感觉有点生气的言论。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7263264"}
{"text": "上期此处吐槽与作者位置错误", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bYFdbAw4BZibJRIZw6UwurweKoCUicpwiaz51mvjv38yFuzNTI9gzAuzTg"}
{"text": "没关系，我是开心的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1389553"}
{"text": "昨天...........", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "哇！老鼠！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6396834"}
{"text": "交往前结婚后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnogo883j1j30ci0eljzn"}
{"text": "把蛋白质扩大了看看。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "393497"}
{"text": "听好了，我一发信号你就全力跑，绝对别回头。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7342935"}
{"text": "读研的时候，我总把自行车放到城铁站存车处，然后坐车回家。有一天，我去取车，发现车筐里很多废纸团。很恼火。当时环顾四周，放着几百辆车的车棚里只有我一个人，我就把我车筐里的纸团掏出来扔在旁边自行车的车筐里。正在扔得非常高兴的时候，一个人站在我旁边。他默默地打开了旁边那辆自行车的车锁。毕业之前写论文期间，因为我导师特别忙，我们的答辩日期从答辩期第一天逐次推到了最后一天。我在一天午饭后和我同屋去超市的过程中一直都在抱怨各自的导师。等回到宿舍的时候，我发现 4 个未接电话，都是我导师打来的。我以为有什么急事。打过去的时候，他告诉我，在之前的（抱怨）一小时里，我的手机（自动）给他打了十几次电话。当时用的是翻盖手机，我的饭卡正好插在中间，在走路的过程中一再触碰拨号键。我至今不知道他听见了多少……回忆中他在电话里的笑声很尴尬。", "question": "你遇到哪些善有善报或恶有恶报的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "迪士尼真人版演员名单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9guGG4RnNrJ8PyCCSn3hyBo6ylUhVY7JHhTTFJThYM2jenMBGWXdxLg"}
{"text": "嘀嘀嘀，嘀嘀嘀，嘀嘀嘀，嘀嘀嘀，嘀嘀嘀，嘀嘀嘀，灯！‘……小叮当？’‘正确答案’.", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5836621"}
{"text": "如果男的说的是“不来电”，就只能用雷劈了吗≥﹏≤", "question": "本人女，喜欢一个汉子，他说对我没有心跳加快的感觉，有没有一种香水，或者挥发性的液体的让人心跳加快？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明朝对付贪官的剥皮法，你知道是怎样的吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "橘子突然开始了他的恐怖故事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5Z90bGiaOfJC1MKGkafN5JDVoXiaQxJPjPnKdEJRx1ED6zM2gDT4ykkJQ"}
{"text": "JR东：门要关了 西武：门...要关了 京急：哒！撤退！撤退！撤退！", "question": "这个人真是的，竟然在关键时刻掉链子。", "star": 5808, "type": "T2T", "image": "578759"}
{"text": "总算安静了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvutav43ckj20yi105qm6"}
{"text": "阳光被遮住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7060351"}
{"text": "装病打电话请假成功后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EqaLQrLgcd4KchVJ1kuWeHdwbCkU3A1zdqS3L4BJy6ejiccnKOnibH3We1s18etKnPWRUCG62seQeg"}
{"text": "灵光闪得太猛了全忘了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec5gbo0tk7j20b709ygmn"}
{"text": "这个应该能拿诺贝尔奖吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq8kz4fgp1j30ci0eltdl"}
{"text": "我娘，我小时候有段时间她头晕，觉得天旋地转，严重影响生活工作，她怀疑自己得了脑瘤，不敢去查，每天向我们哭诉：都是为了这个家、每天辛苦工作积劳成疾，还要带我这个不省心的东西，没有享福脑子里就长东西了等等。后来被我爸拉去检查了，结果：打麻将打出了颈椎病。", "question": "你见过哪些打脸的神操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "特别是你。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6548600"}
{"text": "尼亚加拉瀑布，来了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3296834"}
{"text": "寄出后，剑被折断了。", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "我讨厌咖啡不光因为它苦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eez7anr6jmj209d0a8js1"}
{"text": "你好！您是先生吧！今天对于先生有10%的折扣！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1515133"}
{"text": "我已经两天没睡觉了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4694397"}
{"text": "电脑不也一样吗，几分钟不搭理它就开屏保，这姑娘的屏保还带音乐的。你得找点话题啊，不然再过几分钟人家该休眠关机了。", "question": "和女生单独相处时，在没有说话的情况下对面开始默默地哼歌，有什么潜台词吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狗是无法适应自动门的。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6871373"}
{"text": "难道没有别的办法了吗？", "question": "伤心的一句话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2008010"}
{"text": "指鼠为鸭", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "在包里肯定已经乱七八糟了吧...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135746"}
{"text": "这里没有牛奶，请回吧", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "请多关照。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2216664"}
{"text": "“你掉的隐形眼镜。“啊，谢谢！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVjz5GFzpF3C6MyFDD4emCHzu6ibFeY8a9QhiaFwXhibEMBMR2Ng3NNeKaw"}
{"text": "世界经济 -> 全球经济", "question": "用JSB勉强能运行的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4923909"}
{"text": "红色按钮是立即爆炸得按这个紫色按钮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1lyaw468fj30ci0eladc"}
{"text": "步入社会后才意识到与世界的脱节。", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "我甩掉女跟踪狂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfs22ppun9j30ci0elmzz"}
{"text": "我回来啦！看你们最近这么乖我买了几个猫罐……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt3gftdp9bj30ci0eln15"}
{"text": "洗衣服时兜里的草种忘记拿出来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "纯背后的话，不会，至少我不会，至少我上课的时候不会，至至少我猫腰在抽屉里看闲书的时候不会，否则，我也就不会成为办公室的“常客”了。", "question": "有人在背后看你时，真的会感觉到吗？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宝可梦打不过后发动物理攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guv5lpsc60j60ci0el0wb02"}
{"text": "那边的哥哥，过来这边吧~ 今天也非常冷呢，我们一起来钻进被炉里，吃橘子，大家一起取暖吧~", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "6344131"}
{"text": "刚刚才听到的。中午吃酒席，一朋友在美团送外卖，扯了一会淡。他说：每天送中午，晚饭，夜宵，大概送到晚上两点。晚上送套套啊，润滑油啊，酒啊，经常不用找零，算小费吧。他又讲了个他们片区一个小哥最近给人送藕粉的，藕粉才十几块，外卖费加了好多，小哥拿到藕粉后也好奇，捏来捏去，感觉怪怪的，越想越不对劲（为啥不对劲他也没说明白），给网点打电话问问，网点派人监督检查，然后派出所一个副所长换上外卖装备，到地方抓了一窝贩毒的。就酱，会好奇。", "question": "快递小哥会好奇包裹内是什么吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 刺得个忍不是为了忍，是为了告诉别人，我这个人其实不大忍得住，别惹我。 ", "question": "为什么国人文身时喜欢在手腕稍上之处或上臂文个“忍”字或者刺上五点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我明白了，凶手就是他！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6369311"}
{"text": "女生厕所", "question": "长～～～～～！", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6962189"}
{"text": "发现杨梅汁是天然的酸碱指示剂，把洗洁精弄到杨梅汁上就会变蓝，把橘子汁弄到杨梅汁上就会变红，把菜板染得红一块蓝一块就会挨打……", "question": "小时候你有过哪些独立的大发现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "车开了很久都没有服务区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4XIRgFS9J1lpSQr4C2zlldsQca8PcmPBQhg7icsOuGJTNxfThW3YThMg"}
{"text": "就拿这个问题和下面的回答说吧用自己日常能见到的现象去推测语言的高低，叫管窥蠡测。说西方语言里佶屈聱牙的词汇多是因为阶级壁垒的，叫与世偃仰，耳食之论。要想掌握这些词汇，就要焚膏继晷的学习。当然，在白话文里使用这些，试图增加文采，用多了以后反而断鹤续凫，容易让人觉得寻章摘句，胶柱鼓瑟。只是一点刍荛之见，如有谬误，敬请斧正。", "question": "汉语是否有类似英语的高级词汇与普通词汇之分？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于怀疑对象太多反倒不确定吃错了什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goa4ibj11pj30ci0elwkd"}
{"text": "别足球踢一半跑来拔河！你是守门员啊喂！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi8vs53gpvj30ci0elgq4"}
{"text": "弹跳的柠檬香味！治愈柠檬水♂", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2719174"}
{"text": "忘了穿裤子。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4368645"}
{"text": "可以一整天不刷知乎", "question": "和对的人在一起是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摔出了安全气囊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20P3cSiaicMO0yGWiaPW7IwvG8VicE6Im57T7RWMbicJ1ZibT1tCwyXDoeOibmg"}
{"text": "我以为会想到点子的……", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "作业忘了带，书包也忘了带，哎？这不是回学校的路吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5978879"}
{"text": "有次跟一个朋友去吃饭，她穿了件还蛮清凉的衣服。我看了一眼，说：「咦，你这个是抹胸吗？」她脸微红地说：「算是吧~」我说：「怎么把胸给抹没了？」说完我低头微笑着点头暗自拍案叫绝，真是个绝妙的双关！ 那顿饭我花了不少钱，并没怎么见过面了。", "question": "你见过哪些绝妙的双关？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他昨晚把我说我像奖杯不是开玩笑的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bW1OWOrsKGSYfPqYiahFapA03sZHQJhz8MlPeYicsu9GRoztlpESuqaRg"}
{"text": "戾", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "为什么你要管我这个后辈的闲事！我要变成你的前辈！", "question": "给年长的学弟戴上两顶帽子和一顶贝雷帽。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5403003"}
{"text": "糖葫芦。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4800368"}
{"text": "我还没开呢，你丫真能装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs1oxvkc8lj30ci0elad9"}
{"text": "放弃事成之后就回家结婚的想法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQy0vVe3aqPNGqZFHicOceDvzc8QmOec5DFVBQf9JkZ2YjFHicBwA10maA"}
{"text": "犯人是电话！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guw8nl4l0sj60ci0el76t02"}
{"text": "僵户得到了他的普升奖励", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tglje40mkbKhKSshrUI4DaCaght0Yv4icG4pZz7kmYlen7ujIpMibzJicQ"}
{"text": "替换掉这个，那个的，就像是毒药一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846047"}
{"text": "小时候在路边玩耍，看到我妈走来就大喊着「妈」欢快的跑过去才发现是个不认识的阿姨，然后我挥舞着双手，继续喊着「妈」跑向了远方……", "question": "你有哪些看错人的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "危险！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5406019"}
{"text": "海盗餐厅", "question": "每个贼约会最适合的地方是公园吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7242895"}
{"text": "继续挂机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNb32ibeccC52W7DeG3phlBYsXMu32h3ONcLncCA2qLSHNZK2PJTqw1rQ"}
{"text": "唱救护车音效的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fy0l902m5hj20mf0qz786"}
{"text": "为什么这里会有一块玻璃？？？", "question": null, "star": 181, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "发型就是这样！我之前说的那个来了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3452636"}
{"text": "拉面店员说：“可以了哦，汤头熬好了。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7054237"}
{"text": "喜欢是乍见之欢，爱是久处不厌。", "question": "什么是喜欢？什么是爱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手术很成功，大家都没有狐臭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OuAE2tA6ZMhDTaznbJdZZGhs8JZ3GCnaFnSV9Kerltd3tZvurxKdcag"}
{"text": "要搭车吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HurZT68InS7rc8srrYNZ0kia5TASckWXUzsYsJZVeSc0oz7pDr26afAiaxJeYbibltEaDdnP8k5szUw"}
{"text": "国内很多人把虚伪，圆滑，没有原则叫情商高。我认为这只是被包装过精致的利己主义，然后冠以自己情商高……这是一件很不要脸的事。", "question": "所谓高情商就是圆滑处世吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去趟澡堂衣服被吹到了操场", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "好了，现在客人已经走了，把刚刚给你的红包还给我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKaIb9NZ0mXXyprl43uCXd1HpBTJRbBqtDcj0LDeKh2pd1le549Eib69w"}
{"text": "中杯大杯超大杯", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "开会的都是些不开窍的人，却还指望能得到星星。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2185607"}
{"text": "喂，哥哥，不可以这样哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220517"}
{"text": "忘了清理浏览记录了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5532186"}
{"text": "是你需要千斤顶吗", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "你这个自恋狂，真让人烦！", "question": "自己夸自己可不行！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386988"}
{"text": "拳击教练：听好了！下节一个左勾拳KO掉他！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWprkTNPVkoTlEFqlBaNibDonkibTTMiaHLYDHmIItT7FBy8R3r3tKtFHpwQ"}
{"text": "溺爱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ebevbbvkccj20ad094gmc"}
{"text": "本来就是个懒惰的人。", "question": "您和章鱼互换了身体，您会怎么做呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973673"}
{"text": "阿尔卑斯山的少女海蒂", "question": "给知名角色的名字加上一个字使其变得有趣。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376167"}
{"text": "不记得是在哪本小白文里看到的了，大致意思是：纽约人民医院是美国最顶尖的医院之一。", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的网络小说里的智障桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，我的脸已经出来了哦。", "question": null, "star": 48, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937627"}
{"text": "完成任务，释放少女。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5584135"}
{"text": "前年参加一个葬礼，现场一片严肃庄重的气氛。死去的是一位男性，死者的儿子在灵堂里披麻戴孝，悲伤恸哭，灵堂似乎加上了默片效果，除了他的痛哭声，全场宾客皆沉默肃立。只见一个四五岁的乖巧儿童走上前去，站在痛哭的男子身边，用清脆的童声，掷地有声地说：爸爸，你别哭了。你现在没有爸爸了，以后我可以做你爸爸。全场依然很寂静，如同寂静岭般死一般的寂静，但大家的脸看起来，都憋的很红。然后这个心疼爸爸的知书达理的孩子，在灵堂前被他爸爸揍得满地打滚且悲伤大哭，恐怕他一辈子都不想当别人的爸爸了。毕竟想当心爱的人的爸爸，风险太大。", "question": "作死是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人只要下定决心，就能做到任何事情。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3072266"}
{"text": "搓搓脖子", "question": "这个单词看起来会让chieyo变得啰嗦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691843"}
{"text": "我妈说今天相亲的姑娘比我高一点点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icUcrbu192RMDIVNxupnwdvUmAsHayRqiazq7HlPn2rp7cS84p1BKkd7w"}
{"text": "停电时间很长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5616267"}
{"text": "染之助、染太郎（30岁）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6771915"}
{"text": "突然好渴啊！那折回补给点好了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8wdpp8em9j20g80f03zu"}
{"text": "咸菜拌进了梅子干。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4755906"}
{"text": "竹本钢琴搞砸了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6627790"}
{"text": "普普通通的小学生", "question": "这种大雄我不喜欢。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6842918"}
{"text": "首先被杀掉的是他。", "question": "请告诉我教室走廊最前面坐着的人有哪些习惯。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3647844"}
{"text": "顺丰小哥日常", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8pjtex779j20fr0fetbr"}
{"text": "那就这样吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2391543"}
{"text": "不要再夹我neinei了啦", "question": null, "star": 496, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "给我安静地听着，我来讲个过去的故事。", "question": "真的不想读古老的开头。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6988486"}
{"text": "《JOJO的奇妙冒险：杜王町 昭和篇》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5846762"}
{"text": "吃回转寿司时，转过来一个感觉不能对视的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gxx8wyk2vaj30ci0elacu"}
{"text": "听好了！覆灭360就在此一举了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlVju1SXHLp0UODQ9x3pHjFAHRxK5BPkzVzk9C4UBiaN3OJxTyicLPQ9ouS9MWdYr3VdPoLzCpPRlw"}
{"text": "在知乎回答问题时，我是美国人，刚下飞机。在推特喷人时，我是韩国人，你的都是我的。登录 steam 时，我是阿根廷人，什么国服？", "question": "如何看待 Steam 国服确定上线时间 2 月 9 日？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刘海……", "question": "有哪些功能和名称完全没有关系的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这割草机真轻啊！", "question": null, "star": 1861, "type": "I2T", "image": "7161266"}
{"text": "女生爬楼梯：好累，还有几层才到？\n男生爬楼梯：小队各成员注意交叉掩护！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tGK3wcAV02tDvjT63GAsJdPLJpohoNNT0fMobkZlc7Eziaa51ES5ERTA"}
{"text": "“你看，我就说这样会有人点赞吧人类好单纯哦～", "question": null, "star": 1563, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq45rqyrs9j610018z12402"}
{"text": "撑伞的人总是无法保持平衡。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "95125"}
{"text": "复印机内部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVMSJibjKzTFSTh7XGtAWTUh64ib74pA2pHX8eEyullahYIRgNn3ypg5uw"}
{"text": "哇，好多鰤鱼啊！", "question": "请表现出高级的打喷嚏声。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3124012"}
{"text": "因为就在附近。", "question": "为什么要在荞麦面上加拉面油？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6859306"}
{"text": "你懂的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4017178"}
{"text": "你长的好看，简直不像真的，其实是在睡觉。", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 35, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "小浣熊在练习报恩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bo2hJTb58BCh9YwiaQxtCZOgia9FZValsZJMngA072YTSkI0OIvmKw2jBA"}
{"text": "湘西人垄断了全国各大城市的快递外卖行业。", "question": "如果美剧《行尸走肉》的故事发生在中国，剧情会怎样发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "古老的摔跤场变成了混凝土的。", "question": "这家相扑部屋好酷啊~这是哪家相扑部屋？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5435215"}
{"text": "别在宜家睡觉了啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkz00ngw6pj30ci0eljtw"}
{"text": "你没踩到我的隐形眼镜吗？", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "6382482"}
{"text": "有点烦...", "question": "请把这个故事讲完。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6791241"}
{"text": "不知是谁在车里放屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzic2p6rBydLeh5HcOeb09xlCribxZib3gZFfcIRibSBDEjtjjdNuiaXuvibvmg"}
{"text": "奥特曼打怪兽的时候，看着迅速奔跑的小人也有这种想法。", "question": "蜜蜂在分家时，几万只蜜蜂在空中以很快的速度飞来飞去（胡乱飞窜），为什么不会发生碰撞呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学校不让染发，放学了给我染回来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "绊倒体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaWoeordAEMQEbicUwib33vPfBbic2dmzkBSHRwwdcT851ZB2ZjXzHDskBA"}
{"text": "反义词是  不过了", "question": "「生活」的反义词是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一百天在无人岛生活！今天我一定要从无人岛上逃脱出来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7149657"}
{"text": "脸刹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "哇，能听到海的声音。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6257187"}
{"text": "泰森会死掉，我们假设 1973 年，李小龙生命的最后一年，他们开打，再往后他们就碰不到了。阿达一声，泰森面门被龙哥侧踹踢中，立刻朝后便倒，飞出三米，口鼻出血，眼看活不成了，龙哥获胜。因为泰森那一年只有七岁。", "question": "李小龙和泰森谁厉害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，悄悄地向右后方看。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6479217"}
{"text": "你是从那里充电的吗", "question": null, "star": 653, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hfwic2rjxdj61401hcqd102"}
{"text": "哎呀，昨天我出去了，碰巧遇到了安倍先生，他还和我握了手呢！", "question": "你是不是说这个人错了?", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6667580"}
{"text": "尿检结果出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868FFz5sBpDQrpdcQqmIFwS6UKR18xMiadBmfhjeZzcbqE3X1USBl1nxjQ"}
{"text": "题目主题曲《无论多少次》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4693831"}
{"text": "自从手机有了照相功能，尼斯湖已经好久没有动静了。", "question": "以当今的科技，探测出尼斯湖水怪有多难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相对于素材来说，你已经很努力了。", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "打开了玉手箱的时候。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "恰恰相反，我单身是说明你们还不够优秀。", "question": "如何反驳「你单身说明你不优秀」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女儿在高校暑假期间染上的坏习惯。", "question": "我在昆虫采集中捕获了一种意想不到的虫子。", "star": 25, "type": "T2T", "image": "4560570"}
{"text": "我快不行了！我已经17分钟没吃东西了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehzwd2gy5sj20br0akdgq"}
{"text": "主被唱被骗去外地进了传销组织……回来后想把乐队成员发展成下线，就骗乐队成员外地有演出。然后成员们就屁颠屁颠的去了外地，到了之后就开始上传销课，气得贝斯手晚上趁主唱睡觉，偷了主唱准备入传销的钱，带着鼓手出去寻花问柳。大半夜的他俩带着主唱的钱去找红灯区，终于找到一个不起眼的小红屋。鼓手是个没谈过恋爱的处男，去了扭扭捏捏的也不嫖就跟人小姐唠嗑还劝人家从良，人家小姐也是冰清玉洁的小姐，你这么劝人家当然感觉你这是在歧视人家的职业嘛，鼓手也是情商低，他俩你一嘴我一嘴的慢慢就吵了起来。小姐气不过就叫来看场子的大哥。大哥带小弟把鼓手和贝斯堵在门口要钱，吓得贝斯手把钱都掏出来给大哥，大哥刚接过去钱，主唱就带着一帮传销的人来要钱，大哥一看也生气了，在我的地盘还能让你们给欺负了，就喊小弟们去打传销的人。传销这边也很懵逼，叮咣的就是一顿乱打。结果打斗声因太大有人报警，警察来了全部抓起来。最后，仅凭他三个人成功剿灭两个犯罪团伙。最后乐队成员都被拘留 15 天，遣送回原籍。问我为啥退出乐队？这么他妈朋克的事他们竟然没喊我。P.S. 我是主音吉他，我不在他们三个玩朋克。", "question": "你为什么退出了乐队？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸以前抓过这么大的甲壳虫。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2790125"}
{"text": "你围脖呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ew29dwl9iuj209109qdhf"}
{"text": "肘部僵直挑战赛冠亚军争夺", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "同学要去买条皮带，知道我擅长砍价，于是邀我同去，并嘱咐道：讲价的事就靠你了。我满口应允。到了摊位前，选中一条，问老板：「这条皮带多少钱？」老板说：「25 块。」我清清嗓子，正准备施展平生苦练多年的砍价绝学，岂料这个二货突然大喊一声：「这么便宜啊！」", "question": "「猪队友」可以有多坑人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "思考的一休端着一盆水被门槛绊倒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGz4SibCJsRyzpxjvfwIicjM9zpt8YiakfKEr9gOWLTKX9ibuy56kZWmKLvg"}
{"text": "捧喂捧过头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8ttiaO37T0TfASvGicYPGsQDWBlm6OiauCVWuuOBQSNYMAZVkXLtafg73xA"}
{"text": "有没有认识律师的朋友，我真的不知道怎么办了，眼泪止不住地往外流，我刚刚收到迪士尼的律师函告我侵权，说我长得像他们的公主。", "question": "怎么知道自己长得好不好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "石化卷轴能不能不要乱", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "拍照手指又放在镜头上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJm1qrODrYKmkfsNPYPxRwVibuHibfeaPxsXgHC37jtU3s6oYvlRYzXCH7w"}
{"text": "不允许人口普查的行星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPkh7XSjhrNLRZfXZ9BpDOeian8uZsn62poZiblbmZLBAHm9htLOzUjG2w"}
{"text": "两百多斤的英国大力士，都掰不动我一个手指", "question": null, "star": 1031, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "撩头发老太太∶感谢老铁送的特效", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "是情到深处人孤独。（罗大佑：《是否》）是你像一句美丽的口号挥之不去。（罗大佑：《爱人同志》）是本应属于你的心，它依然护紧我胸口。（罗大佑：《滚滚红尘》）是从今后姑娘，我将在梦里、早晚也想一想你。（罗大佑：《告别的年代》）是你曾对我说，会永远爱着我。爱情这东西我明白，但永远是什么？（罗大佑：《恋曲 1980》）本瞎扯由平安简单生活事务所特约提供，点击链接，邀你线上观看罗大佑演唱会。", "question": "广告 · 分手是种什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阻止跳楼自杀的方式太帅了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxdGqj4muxsCJ4ENtCgpInItz93m48h3sGEuy3uuVicR7rjOwicMdahOIw"}
{"text": "人生五十年！", "question": "临死前说的一句话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351083"}
{"text": "奇怪了，Siri没有给出下一步的指示。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089684"}
{"text": "我要去车库。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6536197"}
{"text": "只听锦衣老者沉声道：她向来有仇必报，又武功高强，这次来中原，江湖上又要很久不得太平了。少年在屏风后听得奇怪，心道：老者说的是「她」而不是「他」，难道这个让六大门派如临大敌的魔头竟然是个女人？真真的宛如智障，作者可能以为江湖是讲法语的。", "question": "网络小说里有哪些令人拍案叫绝的智障桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「你瞅啥？」「瞅你咋地？」「来咱俩唠唠。」然后就唠上了。", "question": "怎样生动描述 TCP 的「三次握手」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要作者不太监，什么都好说。", "question": "大家能接受男主是太监的言情小说吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "替我去看录取榜的姐姐真叫人恼火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grhpapyxhdj30ci0el440"}
{"text": "我只在服装上下了功夫，完全没有考虑节目的笑点。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375991"}
{"text": "剪完头发第二天去学校时同学们的表情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4r46la26oj30ci0eldh2"}
{"text": "新品种睡莲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyD23S3DV224dXXRkKB0xS6rBsT5VdtkMiaVkmglGayAFNiaLyHBn7IMgpA"}
{"text": "对面的车全是远光灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkonqk65ozj30ci0elae2"}
{"text": "对了，你以前是钢琴家吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6503541"}
{"text": "在考虑赚钱的方案。", "question": "首相岸田在YouTube上开了频道。他发布的第一个视频是_。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7150091"}
{"text": "向周边居民道歉。", "question": "当奥特曼的活动时间从3分钟变成3小时的时候，在最后阶段可能会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937128"}
{"text": "不好！要迟到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6irdqiv08j30ci0elmy8"}
{"text": "你说你想要星星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx6fomkpj20fv0e2ta8"}
{"text": "障子被做成了普通的门。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601454"}
{"text": "数字3恐惧症晚期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaxa3x0cycj20bj0cbdh7"}
{"text": "和平是头号敌人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPsozJhlSicJ6brhycFKKrMsBoYTq1VocFoY5tr0cNnUgG9KYvgM0eLlQ"}
{"text": "你走错学校了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1habmv8mw1uj30ci0elq4j"}
{"text": "我叫jhon sonw……下季就复活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMyHicHKWglYibgcO9WfWwKZOnNibLo40SMmvPYuW7mI9EI0GIe8b7rjpVqw"}
{"text": "一开始想要大幅度提升等级，但是失败了，只能勉强进行下去。", "question": "生活的琐事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5315258"}
{"text": "奥运金牌得主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EqaLQrLgcd4KchVJ1kuWeHpB4VpNMooYKPWfRNEm714rYdn7vyM0szk5jrMSsdBHwlah8yDLMG6g"}
{"text": "耳朵里的马赛克终于倒出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKI4a0Zb9jsmNGdQtPpC3x7xJgibrVq1VlWdRSJhZ2I4VrcaVtH79iayAA"}
{"text": "是否加入乌合之众？", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "哆啦美「哥哥，你吸错了吸管在那边~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj045uAiatFcVT5Wrl68Bz83jNX6mqiaYrUybUqHNR28FUHlO2g9AnyrTDXQ"}
{"text": "我觉得暴雪肯定没有加班，也许是他们就没有 deadline 一说吧", "question": "美国 IT 公司程序员会加班吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大盘", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "来自塔摩里的电话", "question": "如何在午休时间让公司陷入混乱？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5394660"}
{"text": "书写不流畅的笔写的“乙", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwigvi49sj20yi18nnk0"}
{"text": "今晚下面的洞也可以哦，太好了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484588"}
{"text": "《头文字D》（大根）", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "真爱", "question": "男朋友别人面前很正经，在我面前很二怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不同的人用不同的算法说出来，能产生不同的效果。对自己说的:这个月到手 5000，奖金剩下 3000，公积金 800，一共 8800，扣除房租 1500，存 5000 留给家，还有 2300 不错，下月继续努力！对盆友说的:我那个惨啊，每月只有那鸡碎的 5000，还要扣个 1500 的房租，跟你们吃喝拉啥的基本上一个月就剩个几百块能维持一下做梦了。对女朋友说:这个月绩效不错，走吧，公司奖金都有 3000，之前你说不是看上了那个。。。我会继续努力的，下年部门里头有个主管的位置可以竞聘，我觉得能努力一下的，每年都往上爬一点，这样才能对得起当初不嫌弃我的你。。。对亲戚说:没有，我这边打工的还是很难，这个月也就 5000 到手，房租都要 1500，一个月只剩个 3500 还要吃喝的也没剩多少了，哪像张姨你儿子多有出息啊，对对对，我那个没法和你儿子比了，已经是大公司的员工了啊。。。月薪都有 10K 啊？？哇⊙∀⊙！不得了不得了，你家儿子真的光宗耀祖了啊。。。。对父母说的:还不错啦，到手加公积金（8600）加上公司保险福利 1500，我一个月收入都有 1W 了，对啊！之前不是和你们说了么，你儿子年薪都起码 15W 的呢，年底还有年终奖呢，这个月多发了奖金稍后我打过去补贴一下家用哈，你两也再不用那么辛苦啦，哎哟你两真的不用担心，我在这边好的很。。。。好啦，我这边朋友叫我今晚出去聚会了，就挂啦。。。。拜拜，保重身体啊！对知乎说的:公司白领，保底年薪 15W+ 年终奖，每年公司组织旅游（公司旁边的 XX 山公园），固定每年的职业技术培训，再加骨干精英干部外出学习（兄弟单位交流）公司三年晋升计划，主管级别持有公司股份。。。。", "question": "为啥很多人描述收入都要加上公积金？直接报实际到手的不行吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我买了把太阳伞，朝向外面的一层是纯黑色的，朝向里面的一层则有一些图案装饰。有一天，我妈见了，生气地骂我：你呀，就是个自私鬼！连伞都买这样的！你看这伞，好看的图案都藏在伞底下，只有自己能看见，外面的人都看不见，只能看见一块黑！真是的，从这伞就看得出，你只在乎你自己！现在的年轻人啊，越来越自私自利！……", "question": "什么是过度解读？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《笑傲江湖》里蓝凤凰给令狐冲在船上输血疗伤——这章结束后附有一处说明：蓝小姐乃 O 型血。读到此处被萌到了，笑。原回答评论区：@Y 总不是总：古龙先生曾经作文讽刺过这类写法，道：此人拔出剑来（注，此人刚才吃饭时剑放在桌上，吃完又拿了起来，所以此时能立刻拔剑），读之笑尿。", "question": "金庸小说中有哪些描写得很正经但「细思笑尿」的情节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当了一辈子医生终于有可以去的水果店了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOX8jOicKgBt8pzpT3ic5oGMMsNLwo7wD7MgMnj3nd2h1y3dYH01krp7tibA"}
{"text": "当我走进一家没顾客的屈臣氏", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "你是大神啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2331665"}
{"text": "渣男不会特定的怀念哪种女生 只要他闲了 他能怀念每个女生", "question": "渣男最怀念哪种女生?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高桥的模仿表演“防蚊喷雾”甚至让人们都逃走了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4118700"}
{"text": "照片已经模糊了，没办法恢复原样。", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "喂，下次！那个坐上去试试吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3292379"}
{"text": "首先用老鼠做实验。", "question": "机器猫绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5633887"}
{"text": "起初出的是白板。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "女性入场时，全体起立行礼。", "question": "警察如果去参加相亲，可能会做的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738477"}
{"text": "听说缩成一团就会有网红拿来当头像", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "跳舞时慢半拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicQp2YcTUc22XZOSfTTkuPP7iaxsRjTSbXADV9GhiccBHA9MRgVHISc6yQ"}
{"text": "1.给朋友配电脑，他说要支持国产，处理器要上麒麟 980，我说那是手机处理器，不一样的。解释了半天最后他得出结论：我不爱国2.然后就经典内存问题，要一个 T 的内存，我说内存不是储存，我解释了半天，他说既然 16G 就够我把我旧手机的拆下来行不3.“咱都是朋友你可不能吃我回扣坑我啊，对了以后坏了我来找你修哦”", "question": "如何一句话激怒电脑 DIY发烧友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然说是剩下的布丁要给我，但是这是我的布丁。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7168707"}
{"text": "三十五年，楚伐随。随曰:「我无罪。」楚曰:「我蛮夷也。」——《史记·楚世家》", "question": "一句话把对方噎死是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接吻的方式一样。", "question": "兰发现新一是柯南的真正身份的决心是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5224289"}
{"text": "今天打了舌钉可没想到这根是磁铁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6tqWL7H8icpqknhBOIiaQJnrcQ0bicibtUwJjyJmV4nHHDibGybku7F9ib2qg"}
{"text": "丑陋的直升机", "question": "请输入乘坐物体的名称并用一个字替换它。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6732142"}
{"text": "我重生了吗……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5724960"}
{"text": "梦里突然下坠", "question": null, "star": 199, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gme5hfvjgdj612914gdpq02"}
{"text": "对鲤鱼王投了大师球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4w5u0z3ivj30ci0eljse"}
{"text": "因为敌方有猫薄荷，瞬间反水。", "question": "有警犬和军犬为什么没有警猫和军猫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "幺蛾子，你的程序又出幺蛾子了。", "question": "编程最基本的术语「bug」该怎么翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是引诱我吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680484"}
{"text": "主人？！什么叫水的呼吸？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5403558"}
{"text": "只可惜你是个女儿身，要不然洒家定与你结拜兄弟。好了，洒家要睡觉了，你走罢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3NqvgFOC6GicUlDd7dibQKk2dwicpm9AOPTONd2ic0abhscdkAv7bq5oEjw"}
{"text": "爸妈卧室要是玻璃做的，你还得是个丁克呢！", "question": "如何看待「如果屠宰场的外墙是玻璃做的，你也会是一个素食者」的言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢谢你们的捐款！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "6560953"}
{"text": "哦，我不会像木下那样把易拉罐扔掉，哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922212"}
{"text": "好可爱但又不失呆萌啊！", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3587960"}
{"text": "SCP-8900-EX被污染的人们处于混乱状态。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4793769"}
{"text": "周围没有氧气我不能说话。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4204070"}
{"text": "三次元里别象眼的卒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TbMRWuuNsWicWCK6UBPuGz8SlKibCxGnlq3wRZ1XshcEfbdv7vX9s4JNA"}
{"text": "那就折断树枝了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4033978"}
{"text": "推翻人类当家做主后突然意识到自己要开始打工养人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrtVVE4wK9QgUQCcoEibjHFAJUTZb02uPwey6HediaAEibGtyQRN0iaVDqIw"}
{"text": "快跑！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1417457"}
{"text": "为什么我不能通过圆通快递呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387751"}
{"text": "前面堵车，坐个摩的呗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITnNibx2Shh8HLBtuPf8dGXwmSakpJ1eCSHD1XZicScicxrAurbbUjKbDmg"}
{"text": "中岛的问题很难解决。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7001785"}
{"text": "有时候  你压得我喘不过气来", "question": "女友太胖，怎样提出分手比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "万里海滩", "question": "请告诉我，当修学旅行的第一站是东京时，有哪些有感觉的参观地点可以去？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160483"}
{"text": "小石头有鱼腥味。", "question": "这个甜点的名字加上一个字就变得不太好吃。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6789784"}
{"text": "好不容易打倒假面骑士后巨大化为了第二形态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtputpsx6hj30ci0eljv2"}
{"text": "new一个啊", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "我每天给我家布偶扣五分钟下巴，然后换她给我踩十分钟背。我们这是做生意，不谈情感，但肉体上确实是我对不起她。不过我并不感到愧疚，毕竟我教过她怎么看表，只是她自己不愿意学。女子无才便是德的年代早就过去了，当今社会不认真学习，长大后去洗脚房当技师都要吃亏。", "question": "宠物的情感回报真的远远大于你的付出吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "懂了！原来地球和月球的关系是这样的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S6CW7x4z7vE28Ry18FBicaVA4PAiatmt0MyS8wFhAAswEOriapMbdZKHia4QITTah7RIYvxibumjAbiavg"}
{"text": "这锅谁他娘的来背一下老师发现班里所有同学错的题都一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzbekxvwJfZ1iaK8HwFwwQU9qib2wScCqdLfCauzJVT2E39j8SLricxPEMReibkWYd9wkIFicgr6ibmpbA"}
{"text": "只能被最终幻想中的魔法打败的敌人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6960735"}
{"text": "从你头顶落下的那个人...哎呀，脸型...不，怎么说呢，脸好像重叠了，没事吧？", "question": "请问您能说得更具体一些吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6103963"}
{"text": "咸猪手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNGcM2yUoqVaxpffYRTthb9bcKUKGV8d1qyIJaicsiaEBqKWeMibybeic6Ag"}
{"text": "为了抓一个喜欢骚扰车震男女的精神病，一个男的戴上假发和另一个男的在车里摇车。", "question": "你见过最让你无语的 cos 是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生了！是个篮孩！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrGMeUYDOlLPQ9WsUcb4dF0Q1oiatWiaMYbkvfT7aA2XocJiau8rRMsiaajw"}
{"text": "到底是什么呢，竟然说只用眼神就能让我幸福...但是这样一直逃跑的话应该就追不上了吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085194"}
{"text": "我会把你当作奴隶使唤。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312875"}
{"text": "电视机松了，爸爸拆了小哆啦的一个螺丝补上去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkibYbOOM2ojoahrAPCS5XkLRXsJd1PRIpuckiahRpBzeGNBrpyswlcQBQ"}
{"text": "中二青年不在乎名字。一般只是开个路由器，名字随意，不设密码，但是，不插网线。起码，我给了他们希望。", "question": "中二青年会给 Wi-Fi 热点起什么名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在CD店里的，满脸试听过的表情的人。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4335825"}
{"text": "冲掉吧，那枚戒指可能被我消化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNbh4YicU5CqT0eqMuooibz8pbK83hQrBsbQX2zbV6wicbyEpkuCZy3Dy9g"}
{"text": "再也不蹭主人的牛仔裤了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7HtGu5mOLo9aJ885M1rViaZdRVB87RicgtM3I2KtD3phrJp7LicShlCSYg"}
{"text": "给大家表演一个瑞士军刀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNNaVIcDb6HXYoOc1MibEHubVa1fxVB9qghn1YHwPFv4DtID6J2iavkWxw"}
{"text": "穿5天了……/还能再穿！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvp58yoalcj60ci0eltd102"}
{"text": "美杜莎，那么……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxdiz2at2wj20lf0skjw1"}
{"text": "谢邀 @Serendipity @小施同学 。四脚离地了，瞌睡就关闭了，恐惧的本能又占领高地了！", "question": "猫被人抱的时候，心里在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "能把那个味之素拿给我吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207629"}
{"text": "不会，亚洲最高学府是西藏大学，海拔 3650 米。", "question": "国立中央大学不一分为八的话会不会是亚洲最高学府?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在操作ATM机的时候后面的男人赶紧钻进机子里，并目说：”对不起，上班迟到了“", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0jm7Ngt42pTiaiciaCb1e5SuC0Wreuxibc5Lto5sRaHRicE7t3pHzoudjID8MyQOO5hCib7UwSO9eW7hw"}
{"text": "微信好友人数上限是 5040 人，为什么是 5040 呢？这个还跟哲学有关，在着名古希腊哲学家柏拉图《理想国》书中畅想了完美的城邦人数，理想王国的人数就是 5040 人。加上自己就是 5041 人，如果好友 5040 人都听你的，你就可以建立起柏拉图书中那样的王国城邦，而你就是国王城主，有没有感觉到逼格爆表，微信之父张小龙也许希望每一个人都能建立起自己的理想王国。可是现在好友几千人的都是在卖面膜，卖口红，做微商，如果柏拉图泉下有知他理想的国度都是在卖面膜，做微商，棺材板估计盖不住啊。", "question": "微信设计的神细节有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "000", "question": null, "star": 326, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1jppfw9gij60zz0zzjvs02"}
{"text": "今天摸谁好呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCByN7uhWmUibzwcURe13Eeic1BtB4RUtx7vRKSWlYz2PnKaJ2nKcMHG2EQ"}
{"text": "为了给野比报仇胖虎砍了小夫的人头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FWtjyicldqoVvYBiaXVZppyaVicib0vjefHhQRXkDs0K5juE4ZK1ZKaubpUd3BYZ6TS27WxM6GNK0Ohg"}
{"text": "女儿今天带男友回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3nuvt0gmhj20m30sojtx"}
{"text": "哎呀，好帅啊❤", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6469672"}
{"text": "亲爹...这不是你妈吗...。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3984467"}
{"text": "以上在敌军阵地为您报道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gupds72v5mj60ci0elwiz02"}
{"text": "回来的奥特曼。", "question": "请你从那个节目的名称中只取一个字，然后把这个字去掉，制作出看起来不太有趣的节目。", "star": 35, "type": "T2T", "image": "4102861"}
{"text": "爆米花里色素太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3ODja3TuXbictsOicVebzF9CWZAtgyMwVsxDXCIVu6WMdKqibsDIUyQPcg"}
{"text": "“哥 你真的要去做绝育吗”", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "这种姿势太辛苦了，希望你能早点记住。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3072266"}
{"text": "这和强盗不一样吧~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5672810"}
{"text": "只有是三的倍数才会变成蓝色。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6107840"}
{"text": "您来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3817075"}
{"text": "哇哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2412136"}
{"text": "由于有很多角色脸部被遮住，所以启用无名演员可以节省片酬。", "question": "请问你能告诉我星战里的帝国军的优点吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2529675"}
{"text": "发现游戏一开始领养回家的小女孩坐在最终boss的王座上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBSp0CS8OK904mY6AMvYYicvxhIHqQ9qZ8yQ4Ca19IESc9RI54hcazsVg"}
{"text": "美女当众打手枪（高清无码）.jpg", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OhyohgEzW8Cicst2Fky5Qxp5icr56HkB6HzxuuEAMIOLYbBkjrUZliaGjw"}
{"text": "饭里面有个小礼物。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038416"}
{"text": "1. 看视频不用外放也可以正常观看。2. 戴着耳机打游戏也可以赢得胜利。3. 可以在火车，动车的连接处打电话，信号也会很好。4. 给老人孕妇让座是情分，不让是本分。（要看是什么样的老人，什么样的孕妇）诸如此类，还有很多。如果不是冷知识，为什么总有人假装不知道呢？", "question": "你知道的最冷的冷知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都已经亲过我了，就别再做梦了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7187991"}
{"text": "引诱我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hefi259zk0j30ci0eln1f"}
{"text": "是迟到没赶上大巴的山田君，请大家打开窗户跟他挥手道别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoq8x51RaccMicWcNUg1ETN0iaEOaHYarVGTD17whd0oynvAEWzKqCHCDBA"}
{"text": "多看空我", "question": null, "star": 93, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "互相用身体空隙挑衅。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5618106"}
{"text": "你说你不会来怎么办？什……！？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5166674"}
{"text": "今天总得有个人当S吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIiaCOvo21d0yULU3yKWmX3hlEeoH8fVv40en97LjDTFUIkB1Icn89iaibw"}
{"text": "但是赠品被牢牢抓住安然无恙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSveJMDuXl7MWcN7wiah7o3HnLibeS2mHSaLhJU2wkP2D4cfLIKL7awo9g"}
{"text": "日神专题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkrVeQyicHg8M2xQ6MyMjE9rffkqbOibGqTuvH2vLazZJvc2AWgrZOOR3g"}
{"text": "四川人说不辣，重庆人说可以吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MZnWxrZNtd7DqwtWlCXCsbLUNBK4k6nJN5wxaF6QupYlSBqPsriahvMg"}
{"text": "很久以前发生过什么事。", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "付费下载另一半", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "三个人民币玩家和一个免费玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRibAZVFncgMSmzyWt8CUM4Eic1tNFz7L3qcCV6oRC5Vc7TZsNtzbX4psQ"}
{"text": "程序员的第一个程序将是：“吃了没，世界！”", "question": "如果计算机是由中国人发明的，那么编程时写代码会是全中文吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到这首歌，全身的细胞瞬间就精神起来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5814912"}
{"text": "仅会讲方言的你和siri", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtayj64srj20yi0zxqn0"}
{"text": "《拆了篱笆之后》", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "秋天不适合登山，下个季度见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ian1z7oibpufEkTriajxRFia1HglmB2Ke8CxibRAEwQ57T9yRLhC9S9JViaeA"}
{"text": "蟑螂不怕你，蟑螂爱你。白垩纪时期已有蟑螂，但是一个不入流的生物。随着人类文明的发展，人类为蟑螂建立了钢筋混凝土的家园规避天敌，制造米饭馒头等高能量效率食物助其繁衍。对蟑螂而言，你是他的同伴、战友、手足，虽然偶尔会鞋底误伤。但是减损的个体数量远不及你助其成长的数量，才得以使这个时代成为唯人类及蟑螂无天敌的时代，唯二登上食物链顶端的生物。在你用鞋底拍死一只蟑螂后，其他蟑螂理解、原谅、宠溺的看着你说：「又不乖了哦，以后不能老这样子了啦。」", "question": "为什么生物界中会出现「我怕蟑螂，蟑螂也怕我」这种情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "各位先住手，听我说！凶手就在我们之中！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7x5QiaRnsRjRrBF0B6vlyA9LChRr9jggEPYNzf21oJ91fa2zST5J4K0g"}
{"text": "开船出去只借到两支箭，该如何向丞相交差呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4WSg7Qc0GpMnZu9W9X80ckUetS0ETsnUY5KPMto3gPT4ZIfhichzYfQg"}
{"text": "从空调房出来时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAzshUFwtDqZDZW5CEKMemNeRQiapPlKETDhPbQowmSZjdlwDX4bleibJg"}
{"text": "钱没还我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTBCB5CIiaUAz7YImG9ny1VQicVIdBTxPl9UGFxhZBichxlHVX6EO5TNgEw"}
{"text": "我没有摸学姐", "question": null, "star": 72, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "美剧主角陷入危机的时候，前两季已经死掉的朋友：没时间解释了，快上车！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868YzpBGw88UPq2Sqpks5KLwOtKnlsO4iaeuPQp4S4dx4kOlMhp4qnBBibw"}
{"text": "捉迷藏中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5699961"}
{"text": "今天的打工是魔术表演的杂耍助手吗？必须要穿女装才行吗？（流汗）", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3756195"}
{"text": "竟然免费！烧烤任意吃！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354723"}
{"text": "第一次从儿童牙膏换成普通牙膏", "question": null, "star": 357, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9bgjxchd8j61401hc48902"}
{"text": "有一天，我去上厕所，大号，然后发现宿舍停水，只有热水，然后。。。", "question": "你闻过最难闻的物质是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你问我在喝还是没喝？我在喝啊，母乳。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4889679"}
{"text": "球场还没加载出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0icEibHia1DUhHhYOM1EfEgAj99FLfShXzOYNR6BIhnYXZmPylfOtds05g"}
{"text": "嗯...吃了种子，下面的洞就会冒出芽来吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3435387"}
{"text": "Leave Me Alone……", "question": "买衣服，鞋子，导购怎样会让你感到心情愉快？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸是主角。", "question": "《海底总动员》里的常见事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6884763"}
{"text": "牙医拿的那个，怎么看都像是施工用的吊车。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2925141"}
{"text": "虽然难闻，但还是要反复去闻。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1686989"}
{"text": "汉堡包", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2810296"}
{"text": "朋友：“我感觉我这辈子太失败了。", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欸？扫地机器人？我才没有吃啦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyk0cljgcij30ci0elwhg"}
{"text": "我第一次看到的幽灵告诉我煤气总阀没有关好。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "1388135"}
{"text": "怎么越惩罚……那家伙越开心！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hiad1rj97lj30ci0eldl6"}
{"text": "哇！哇哈哈！哇哈哈哇哈哈！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450158"}
{"text": "摄影就是用光的艺术——把钱用光。", "question": "摄影领域有哪些经典笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「你好哦，我是一段来自非洲小国的电脑病毒，因为科技水平有限，其实我什么也做不了…… 能拜托你随便删除一些文件，然后把我转发给朋友吗？谢谢咯。」", "question": "有哪些有趣的电脑病毒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大学宿舍留下的毛病", "question": "为什么很多男生喜欢女朋友叫自己爸爸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没错，打碎花瓶的家伙长这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4qeg5ica7j30ci0eldj2"}
{"text": "被山神退回的祭品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8M8hicRh8Dlff3yaAxW0mbgmEBklPGYmQapjOLmhsQ9e3y1R1vOysUjw"}
{"text": "对D罩杯以下的没兴趣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eacmu8hx99j20br0bvq3q"}
{"text": "我们家有祖训：三十而立后才可生子。所以，我家里的男人，我太太爷爷，我太爷爷，我爷爷，我爸，基本都算老来得子。大家都知道，在农村里是要排辈儿的，你辈儿大，八十几岁的老人都得喊你爷爷。我家因为生孩子晚，搞的辈儿特别大，出门基本没有长辈，都是老头老太太来主动喊我叔叔，舅舅之类的，剩下的，都喊我爷爷，太爷爷。只要我不开心了，很丧很烦的时候，我就会回老家一趟。他们都凑过来喊我爷爷，让我有一种子孙满堂的感觉，那个时候，很幸福。就像被一群葫芦娃围着。", "question": "老来得子的孩子们过的好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个一年级的小学生问老师：“为啥汉字就这么几个呀？”", "question": "为什么现在日本歌手给人一种不组团不会唱歌的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "邻居：哈哈哈它只是想跟你玩啦\n他的狗：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWX053GJkheyAVI23lpRicxf3uibOQZkZxhaPpWGyI3p5zqz2pvCa9icHpKw"}
{"text": "脚长不够踩不到踏板的那种类型。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5675942"}
{"text": "妈你怎么也来了，我去追外婆就好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibiaE56dVzZ7gZUfkz3g95ic1HqlIC9gkdFpicFyYXJbz49V2MSNGv9Rb3g"}
{"text": "三十多岁的大叔才看不透彻二十多岁的姑娘。只有三十多岁的大婶才看得透彻二十多岁的姑娘。", "question": "30多岁的大叔到底能把二十多岁姑娘看得多透彻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想起来有一次我爸爸。“您好，我们现在这里有一份理财产品希望您能了解下。”“对不起我没兴趣”“收益率可以达到15%....\"\"这么好那你就自己投资吧别找我了”“我没钱啊”“银行贷款利率7%，你去贷点款，回头还能挣8%，快去吧”挂断我在一旁听得目瞪口呆", "question": "接到推销电话如何礼貌地拒绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“你确定能好好画我吧，上一个长颈鹿画家的下场，可不怎么样”", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "我没背过，某任前男友背过。分手原因是因为他父母坚决不同意我俩在一起。我当时非常不能理解他以及他父母的这种行为，觉得两个人在一起和父母有什么关系，父母为什么要干涉这么多。后来他跟我说：新概念 4 里面有一篇课文，讲 culture 像一条河，每个人都是河里的鱼，鱼游不出河，我们每个人也跳不出自己所在的文化。所以背课文还是有用的。具体课文详见 Lesson44 Patterns of culture. 反正我他娘的是没看懂。", "question": "真正背完新概念英语全四册是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放学别走", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "就在刚刚小米 mix alpha 发布价格的时候，我问同学，你猜这手机多少钱？同学：7000我：20000同学：我可以买俩手机粘上", "question": "2019 年 9 月 24 日小米发布售价 19999 元的小米 MIX Alpha有哪些亮点和不足？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早安电话是诈骗。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "笑问客从何处来？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkibpFH1GGdEY2nQibfRGaEx2W42kT1EQnno5bfh1Sib59c1PcVuvjHf2bA"}
{"text": "当你刚准备入睡膀胱：Hi~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVEDUUJRakoJkUvexuzC4KFI2HYbnGHEN1CgRuMtdpoLxKvTwcwRIyjA"}
{"text": "刚从考场出来的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHp1XqWL3bot48zzuvWahzuTbxRxweQMRb70LdHmicChIPUMtkw6CLXGg"}
{"text": "在会议上忍住快要溜走的冲动，但终于忍不住爆发了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1034539"}
{"text": "真难对付……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhsw846af6j30ci0elmxw"}
{"text": "不要声张独占这个屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIicmb6PYUMccZV4WBh6d9LTtrvRUhmvE3JXaicXc2a1ID2ibiaZiciaTFtFSw"}
{"text": "我擦，器械被人占了。唉，等会儿吧。我擦，你他妈还玩手机，笑个毛啊，聊个天至于吗。这组间歇都快五分钟了。要不插一组?可这货一组做特么 30 几个，中间还歇一会儿，插个屁啊……Mdzz，我就站旁边等等器械，你以为我要搭讪，还给我个白眼……我擦，忍不了了，算了，把她逼走吧。于是，我默默地走近了一些，盯着她看。过了一会儿，她一脸愤懑的走了。", "question": "健身房一个人练器械总是被人盯着看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "居里夫人说过：「包子有肉，不在褶上。」这句话改变了我的人生观，让我学会了务实和低调。", "question": "有没有一句深刻的话改变了你，并让你一直付诸实践至今？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "90度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4y22wkg6sj20m50m5ta7"}
{"text": "浑身湿透，突然消失。", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "敲门再进去，把钥匙插上锁！", "question": "勇士打开宝箱，没想到宝箱是个模仿者，模仿者突然...", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6071451"}
{"text": "我以前一直以为“佚名”是一个作者的名字。。。", "question": "哪件事，让你对自己的无知感到震惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白爬了，还要从头开始往上爬。", "question": "在富士山顶发现了一个神秘的按钮，按下它会怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651659"}
{"text": "食堂的鸡蛋汤，撒了一裤子，干了以后一点痕迹没有。", "question": "你吃过最奇葩的食堂菜是什么？体验如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然不识字，但多半写的是「欢迎光临", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h90y3mgnkbj30ci0el75g"}
{"text": "金蛋银蛋", "question": "试着在Pokemon的名字后面加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139642"}
{"text": "颜料还没干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gf4j49q8pxj20zu0zu440"}
{"text": "家奶奶去", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "冷静点听我说你刚才一直揍的是裁判", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h330pxiwaej30ci0el424"}
{"text": "强效生发水", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "那个正在出轨的丈夫在说。", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "「埋下刀斧手五十，摔杯为号。」这一句话，一个正常人想折腾明白没个一礼拜折腾不出来。哪来的刀斧手，用旧部还是用家里的下人，刀斧从何而来，甲胄从何而来，大厅如何布置才能埋伏得下，何时宴请宾客不突兀，摔杯为号要多大声音，是否需要提前演习一下，演习的时候走漏了风声怎么办。哦对了，以上步骤有一步不对请直接下辈子再来。这么点事就这么大压力，还权谋？兄弟，不是没有权谋，是咱们小老百姓理解不到位啊！", "question": "为什么史书很少有疯狂烧脑的权谋反转，让人看完之后感觉给跪了的那种？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孑孓一身，这人是得淌了多脏的一滩浑水。", "question": "究竟有没有孑孓一身的说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刷完「妇联」，特别憧憬里面的人工智能，于是逗家里的天猫精灵：你跟贾维斯，谁比较厉害？「贾维斯的主人是钢铁侠，我的主人是你，你说说看我怎么比贾维斯厉害。」", "question": "广告 · 被人工智能反调戏是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结婚就是这样的事情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1481714"}
{"text": "您没有买过鞋吗？", "question": "为什么说「喜不喜欢和合不合适是两回事」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次郊游全班只有我一个人带充电宝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN6FS8wK46ctZaZqXIteqvSibUnxCxI7qf9xG9IedhlonkLAZ3U7jYWribQ"}
{"text": "我爸带我去他单位监督做作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "当年一哥们刚学车不久，为了练手，花 8K 买了一台车龄 25 年的老款红旗，据说是当年接待省级首长的专用车，还是加长版，空间超大，内饰破烂不堪，刚买回来时各种嘚瑟，说捡了便宜，非要拉哥几个去海边游泳，还说后排是领导专座，快到海边时穿过一隧道，结果车突然熄火了，怎么点都点不燃，还引起隧道堵车，后面跟车鸣不停，只好下来推车，问题是在去之前图省事就都把衣服放家里了，哥仨都只穿了条三角裤衩，于是隧道里上演了三个裸男徒手推红旗，后面一排长龙的跟车司机们行注目礼的奇观景象……", "question": "开一万块的车是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姑且试着合体了，但是感觉打不过任何怪兽。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2269104"}
{"text": "狗A在看情况。狗B在看情况。", "question": null, "star": 1191, "type": "I2T", "image": "4295539"}
{"text": "- 先生你好，我们查到您在泰国有一笔大额消费\n-没错，我买了一头大象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotdmibWScicXspTqnClYiaZ9x3YiaxDROddM5yOQe5W3tBwTmW14jV2aN88A"}
{"text": "朋友换成了开一辆车。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6977455"}
{"text": "那你在提交课题吗？", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "让美雪生气。", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "这是龟。", "question": "请尽量简短地说。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572829"}
{"text": "在车里还是我自己，打开车门便是柴米油盐酱醋。", "question": "为什么那么多人开车回家，到楼下了不下车还要在车里坐好久？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在叫人来参加葬礼是不是太迟了？", "question": null, "star": 256, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "老奶奶！你什么时候才去灭鬼啊！从桃子中出生都30年啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8jybhogkyj30ci0elab5"}
{"text": "歌者，再发达的文明，也要上班，也有领导，要用什么东西也要打报告。", "question": "《三体》中有什么令人哭笑不得的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这题问反了，应该是「如何看待读《西方哲学史》的人送外卖？」", "question": "如何看待外卖小哥等餐时看《西方哲学史》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为随地小便被切了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHTsFGs9e8JSMviazoV8fw8xy2ibBoehI92xTrFHtrh9FMlNQ1MEVXmvkA"}
{"text": "没想到你还有40个G的学日语文件啊”“等等，那……那个！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8ibuw8tW5NuiaASuria1RpL14KKb9hBchnszgicWFJFMKDh9hJyeZXxJV4g"}
{"text": "小时候的记忆涌现出来了哦，妈妈，这就是我们家附近的二重桥，来拍张纪念照吧！", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "5008900"}
{"text": "你喊一个吾皇易碎，你就分分钟被碎了", "question": "为什么喊「万万岁」而不直接喊「皇上亿岁」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我自己就是东北人，一次去成都公干。晚上吃饭时候，席间成都的朋友说东北来的应该会唱二人转。给大家唱一首助助兴。我还真会几句。就唱了一段《王二姐思夫》。二人转以诙谐幽默见长，我表演的特意挤眉弄眼，搞怪了一点。我期待的是大家哈哈大笑。可结果成都方面都拿我唱的二人转当作地方戏曲那么欣赏的。我唱完，成都朋友集体鼓掌。非常严肃地说，唱的真好。非常赞许的表情。我是一头黑线，无数乌鸦飞过。内心尴尬得一批。", "question": "你和东北人发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过了十一点的新桥。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2499867"}
{"text": "哎？现在吗？就是看看你白天有没有养狗，然后打赌的兼职工作。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506439"}
{"text": "大辅是吊儿郎当的，大助则是无精打采的。", "question": "宫川大辅和宫川大助有什么不同？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4263673"}
{"text": "最后一个莫希干人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303511"}
{"text": "没有反应，就像只是一件摆设一样。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2921426"}
{"text": "坏了，刚刚吃的屎里有根金针菇", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "亲子鉴定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glf89vn8uej30ci0el0ve"}
{"text": "它没反应过来。", "question": "为什么突然看向时钟的时候，会发现秒针会停很久？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“要不要提醒一下小夫，胖虎再过几分钟是会变回来的呢”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw303Iy1VaWHTicPrjVXtfEEzmPMg3uYUwmXcG3Kjiaic6MuEdW44eOuCZBQ"}
{"text": "2012 年坐标伦敦。\"Hello, may I have a taxi to xxx?\"\"Of course, where you from?\"\"China!\"\"Sorry?\"\"China! People's Republic of China!\"嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……", "question": "你在刚出国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是我多心了吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gthpf5l37pj30ci0el77d"}
{"text": "爱你孤身走暗巷~", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "老欺负我的山下，替他搬东西时就轻松多了～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdwn5rnt1ij30ci0eldj7"}
{"text": "爷爷的下巴真长啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDic4OJezzbWVysxUaJGgicxul1OPa768XJ5bCzfUvrUrlRk9u4gH7icNMOA"}
{"text": "方舟子会在微博上说自己赢了，周鸿祎会在所有人电脑上说自己赢了。", "question": "周鸿祎和方舟子吵架谁会赢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "文件夹里有只猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "酸奶瓶里的只有洞的存钱罐", "question": "一位十岁的小天才在暑假期间完成了他的自由作业是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231278"}
{"text": "屁股翘得这么高，一看就是🐔", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "狗挖也能碰到石油。", "question": "请告诉我一个像中东地区会有的谚语。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373904"}
{"text": "终于可以看R-81动画了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEy67vyZBwVXbvR9HtD8dr9RGp2oCvlMhibn5mXGftJMROh4vOu9CLOM4w"}
{"text": "在没有自信的考试中，班级平均分是90分。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2925141"}
{"text": "可以回来吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3013753"}
{"text": "有没有可能成为我爸爸的有钱人呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368099"}
{"text": "好，把它扔在这里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5699523"}
{"text": "因为地球有化学武器……", "question": "如果你是灭霸粉丝，你将怎样为他洗白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中国游戏广告开始认真起来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7199189"}
{"text": "酒店隔壁入住了一对情侣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbxGIdhzkY47dk9yECMessVb7L0zZljibiaCIRMIfkPMSDN6y1cyYP1wIQ"}
{"text": "议员候选人出来了。", "question": "某党的政策就像保龄球的瓶，如果我们打破了它，会发生什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231544"}
{"text": "“我要找驻伊朗的美国大使馆”“抱歉，这个地址已经变成真功夫了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5Lan73VMyExrgLWo1CjicRDrtHicUW0pmSB8jU9dQfmhaqXq5NxCicM9BLw"}
{"text": "梦到他们让我在仓鼠轮上跑步发电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHsTImNzhj9mmtiasRATicSWUcEoTB5dI2g8nqkt0PHCjOdwH9sibvHriaibA"}
{"text": "喂，是先攻击还是后攻击是由这种事决定的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3701606"}
{"text": "又把家里东西弄坏了呢，扣1分累计6分了，半年没罐罐吃了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h40xkexibhj30ci0el792"}
{"text": "做甲状腺检查，耦合剂和探头在脖子那里来回扫，笑得停不下来，医生安安静静的坐在旁边看着我笑完再继续扫……突然！我听到医生发出了「啧啧啧」的声音。心头一紧。然后听到「你们快来看！」卧槽我的心中都是日了狗了，不会有什么病吧？！「看这孩子的血管多漂亮！看看！」一群医生发出了赞叹、满足的声音……", "question": "看病过程中有哪些奇葩经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "任务完成。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1625595"}
{"text": "你本人好丑", "question": "在签售会或见面会上跟爱豆说什么能让爱豆记住你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你以为靠哆啦A梦的道具就能打败我？先吃我一招「10倍重力」吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsou7sc7pmj30ci0eldk5"}
{"text": "你好，我是直男，啥是眼影？", "question": "直男是否真的认不出女朋友换没换眼影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "20块一次的壁画合影", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "老板要我们采购车床", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQJ0O6j0Qm0vFicic0Bk4RCjH7wkllloOqibNGcDe1rvGgcZqboof0E4B9g"}
{"text": "夜深人静的时候，方丈偷偷地摘掉了头上的九个点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdicku14Qswr6azY9OdUeVbSicfMCrsxfDznPn9hD6B6Ac0okHPFicIzcBoCUA"}
{"text": "应该是你把海苔掉床上了吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7025178"}
{"text": "请问你们店长在吗？", "question": "在星巴克点了一杯美式，结果给了个冰美式，提出疑问，店员说：“冰美式不是美式？”如何优雅的怼回去?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「大雄，把静香的网袜套在头上爽吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRruq7puSAAiaPCJBf7UmPFMnApYDPJ0ictO0THAeTcPhwmF9dBBKNicM5VQ"}
{"text": "蚊子拍了一下没拍着", "question": null, "star": 98, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6k6m0jklkj61401493zl02"}
{"text": "那什么，可以把灯关掉吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk99oh68XFTLmkRC4ekarDzBqQic5tDYAlPLgaBb8KeHXbrP4RQAicKIXYQ"}
{"text": "我要变成那种巨山怪，然后如果谁在山上乱扔垃圾，我就用泥石流冲走他。 ", "question": "如果有一天你能变成一个传说中的生物或者怪物，你的选择是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过儿拼尽全力用嘴接住了那颗掉了的花生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPzBZ81BFsw51Ut46ZicyPMtVZzIWSVnwxHxQjhfoU9jxtHfwRYibibxZng"}
{"text": "喝了口水，确定在上游撒尿的是这个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8Gt9WdhUib97LFOfy1JK9PCbZ2kGmnjR7o5RGfkVSa6MEAcEuOZ4oKaQ"}
{"text": "byaiby纳尼？演出时间是明天？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f90kpkrutgj20fu0f0mya"}
{"text": "我tm一拳！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "你确定要走进我的生活吗？", "question": null, "star": 57, "type": "I2T", "image": "6902579"}
{"text": "哇看他blingbling的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu4u7ipfzgj20c80c83zf"}
{"text": "因为成绩而跳楼的人也不少，怎么就没人把教育局告上法庭，而有人玩了游戏而跳楼，要把游戏公司告上法庭？现在它叫游戏，十五年前它是早恋，三十年前它是偶像，三十五年前它是香港电影，四十年前它是武侠小说。这些其实都只是背锅的而已，这是为了掩盖自身的问题，打游戏的人成千上万，这种事件的概率才几亿分之一，相当于晴天出门，被雷劈了一下差不多。所以很多时候我们只是再找一个借口而已，而不是真正在解决问题，不能说游戏一点危害也没有，但真正的危害其实是在我们自己身上。", "question": "如何看待 13 岁男孩深夜玩游戏后坠楼身亡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "消防法的处罚加重了。", "question": "织田信长现在可能在搜索的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7097264"}
{"text": "把手放在桌子上会很凉的！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4123820"}
{"text": "单排碰到四个开黑的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoxdktnicRMgaPrTD65KpDJXuZ47dzkrSrYTSyQiboed1G2ou08vljNjDg"}
{"text": "脸上的毛最美味", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "换闺蜜之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfivj9f4tlj30ci0el792"}
{"text": "蚊子飞得有点高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvqI3vecEy41unicIzjrV1EATW2qOaWS4GOhjaS7got4NT6vEclAf0bJw"}
{"text": "找到了花粉症的对策。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6358646"}
{"text": "我需要再吃口屎或者裸奔上街吗，不然这钱拿的不安心", "question": "给你二十万让你去虐待一只与你无关的猫至死，你会做吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不可能是真的要是真的话韩国此时已经在申遗 UFO 的路上了 @凉凉：「我们明天将要集中安葬十万个肺炎死者和一个外星人。大家有什么疑问吗？」「那个外星人是哪来的？」「很好！我就知道没人会对那些肺炎死者有什么疑问。」", "question": "4 月 27 日五角大楼发布三段 UFO 视频，称其速度奇快，UFO 被证实是真的了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在寒冷而黑暗的夜晚，只有一盏孤独的冬季红灯微微照亮。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6324502"}
{"text": "帮我拿一下洗发水", "question": null, "star": 272, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he2iz2ido2j61401hcwn402"}
{"text": "武大靖喝水", "question": null, "star": 92, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "想起逃跑的新娘，心里很难受。", "question": "回到左手打法，请回到左手打法，请回来。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6972238"}
{"text": "就……就算赛前亲了我一下，我也不会在比赛中放水的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tX7yC9iaYeKgVFickYhPqZg28IapT84cSFcggRygxoCn0xeOibW3cLaicsA"}
{"text": "问题是你穿得这么 fashion 的，其他人会不会觉得你技术肯定不行。。。", "question": "如何以非常容易接受的方式让 IT 男们穿得不土气？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好冷啊！用被炉给我送过来！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5128150"}
{"text": "我觉得赵匡胤的胜算最大。因为嬴政刘彻李世民都不认识他，而他认识他们仨，他们仨是历史上用兵和权术都非常有名的人，老赵对他们一定有过研究，所以熟知兵法和历史的赵匡胤，对付他们仨胜算更大。毕竟兵法有云，知己知彼，百战不殆。我来模拟下当时的情况： 嬴政 VS 赵匡胤嬴政：我统一六国，结束百年的春秋战国乱世纷争。赵匡胤：你妈是吕不韦的女人。嬴政：我北击匈奴，南平百越，是千古第一帝赵匡胤：你妈是吕不韦的女人。嬴政：我让天下书同文，车同轨，统一度量衡，修建万里长城，加强了中国各地的经济文化的统一性。赵匡胤：你妈是吕不韦的女人。嬴政：你踏马的能不能别提这个！赵匡胤：你妈给你生了一个便宜弟弟。嬴政：……（K.O.） 刘彻 VS 赵匡胤刘彻：我组织卫青霍去病北击匈奴，打的他们南北分裂，将我大汉的边界推至漠北。赵匡胤：你搞封建迷信。刘彻：我破闽越、南越、卫氏朝鲜、大宛，派张骞出使西域，开通丝绸之路。赵匡胤：你搞封建迷信。刘彻：我建立太学，尊崇孔孟儒家，影响后世两千多年。赵匡胤：你搞封建迷信。刘彻：你踏马的能不能别提这个！赵匡胤拿出一封《轮台诏》念道：前有司奏，欲益民赋三十助边用，是重困老弱孤独也……巴拉巴拉巴拉。刘彻：……（K.O.） 李世民 VS 赵匡胤李世民：我随高祖皇帝起兵反隋，攻无不克战无不胜。赵匡胤：你儿子上了你老婆。李世民：我上马能战，下马能治，文治武功天下第一。赵匡胤：你儿子上了你老婆。李世民：我知人善用，心胸开阔，重用贤人，不杀功臣。赵匡胤：你儿子上了你老婆。李世民：我开创贞观之治，百姓安定，天下盛世，万国来朝。赵匡胤：你儿子上了你老婆。李世民：你踏马的能不能别提这个！赵匡胤：你儿媳妇熬死你儿子后自己当了皇帝。李世民：啥玩意儿？赵匡胤：这儿媳妇就是原先被你儿子上了的你老婆。李世民：……（K.O.） 嬴政：这狗日的谁啊，为什么咱的事他门清？刘彻：奏是哈，他的黑历史呢？李世民：娘希匹的，不知道啊，不认识啊，没听说过啊，我们死的时候还没他呢。（三人……卒）", "question": "把嬴政、刘彻、李世民、赵匡胤关在一间密室里，只准一个人活着出来，谁会被最先玩死？谁能最后存活出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是盖子的把手宽，还是我的鼻子宽？", "question": null, "star": 1182, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "明天开学啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfM7OLDasL8iaGic80h2icENAkSjta7Up9nIhyyib7PDpRAsCWyzdzfySU0A"}
{"text": "手机借给别人就被拍了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3048389"}
{"text": "谢邀，不想答。", "question": "傲娇是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢霆锋！那天我从上海飞广州，下飞机刚进到达大厅的走廊，一群女生突然对着我尖叫，那肉紧的表情，感觉她们要跳进来将我的衣服都撕碎！我当时候就懵了，还和她们挥了挥手。走了两步往后一看，原来是谢霆锋跟着我……", "question": "你第一次亲眼见到明星的情景和感觉是怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欢迎无经验者，学历不限。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6206014"}
{"text": "入职后第一个休息日", "question": null, "star": 602, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1syxlr6taj613p1d4q8602"}
{"text": "宅在家里", "question": "台风来的时候绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4714244"}
{"text": "玩俄罗斯方块终于等到长条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFctjEPqyCRXnLNTMQdz6QBzW31c6PKibPyumJsHJ2wl63iceT2qPa3h4A"}
{"text": "我身高 192，可以看到他们的头顶，而大部分人都没有发现我脱发。", "question": "你是怎么发现自己和别人不同的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别冲动，我们公平一点就用石头剪刀布决一胜负吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRTBUktiaBk6dbCuXaOu0cHlrtNm3RCc2qNhQhxnyAfxhOcgJGEknTUGg"}
{"text": "已经过了一半的时间，没想到竟然还没烧完。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7327213"}
{"text": "女：你喜欢我哪一点呢？男性的回答太具体了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcs1PjjXfgVG9wzzsXP8CGTicYrdtB2q7g5DnptoUhqO1EImDgLNbmIGA"}
{"text": "等一下，第五个人来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7199864"}
{"text": "再也不和衣服掉色的人玩啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHtUT6icNr6RZYDsokicjuhy42KacibZEcgk0AfejHZXiaylibhPLLcGf5tgw"}
{"text": "你特么劈我鱼是吧！", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "为了满足自己的欲望。", "question": "奥运会是为了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6020583"}
{"text": "赶紧装备起来去吗？", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "我来讨伐父亲的仇敌，但是看起来还打不过三岛平八。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6182035"}
{"text": "狗天天吃柠檬，酸死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNNwMTicfb9C8WiakOWGj4ZYgsBC428CcOQBWGwOofyLicnCuU91n28G1bw"}
{"text": "当我的论文里引用了一篇极其牛逼的论文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssJp2PfBgVxDEl0XbFBNX9YC3ibLV2UT4iajrAmypne1tCevXaW1XMylsg"}
{"text": "喝醉后钻进被窝的时候。", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "在拼夕夕买的貂皮大衣", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "嗨 five", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "黑猫酷炫吗？交给妈妈处理吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824215"}
{"text": "不是叫你来修水管吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "哈利波特与阿兹卡班的逃犯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ql8m7X1IkzicMzpMnG9Rjvvh1mAAeibJ9t8vWgas979FYtLKOTj1HEMYIfYDGsjnibJ5DibOmMWFGsBw"}
{"text": "万事俱备，只欠东风。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5617048"}
{"text": "去小店买东西，找我一张假钱，50 的，特气愤。朋友开导我，「别伤心了，曾经有人找我一张假 100 的。」我知道你是好心，但是不要侮辱我的智商……", "question": "你听过最可笑的吹牛是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放在家门口的匿名快递盒外面印着保健按摩仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTR79AjSae2uCXEG9qwdiaBHjS3wkibkAxv7BCLHpia26Sf5CFB0Yickhb7w"}
{"text": "听到！要不把哆啦酱卖了买个扫地机器人吧后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4twbuzacgj30ci0el79a"}
{"text": "我只是想轻轻切石头而已。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6054544"}
{"text": "趁乱摸屁股的胖虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ftni0htzr1j20ml0mlwgw"}
{"text": "有个俄罗斯妹子和我说起中国。她说，中文真是异常难学，她的叔叔学了四年中文，到中国后发现还是一句话都听不懂。其实我在这次对话的半个月后才知道她叔叔在广州。", "question": "你听说过哪些误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Xavier俄罗斯方塊裡的直長條", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpTRwzIx23m6rcoKZzYjkIaDdk4SpRKT4kM4f3fstVrvhr736icSs12GA"}
{"text": "真人真事。同学找着工作发朋友圈：「爸爸终于找到工作了！」他爸打电话问他：「儿子，我没找工作啊。」", "question": "中老年人日常交流有什么特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "退堂鼓", "question": "自学乐器，哪种最好学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "将出生点的篮球打进筐的时候。", "question": "《守望先锋》中哪一刻你觉得自己最辉煌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是在说玛丽莲啊！", "question": null, "star": 1325, "type": "I2T", "image": "6219265"}
{"text": "我说我今天忘记带钱包了，然后被狠狠地打了一顿。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7168360"}
{"text": "虚弱的冒险家。", "question": "请问你能玩那个著名的游戏吗？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7346329"}
{"text": "“可你是只狗啊", "question": null, "star": 164, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gybyzulmhij61021c4ahw02"}
{"text": "逗比的星星超过了一千时", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "记得实现梦想的时候，带上一支粉笔，最好提前练一下字。", "question": "有没有人想过大学毕业不找工作，而是去旅游，在当地做兼职来获取收入？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「快发球吧！李娜！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1el3nlttg43j209y0bujsi"}
{"text": "我在防静电链上挂了一个猫咪形状的饰品来消除卡车的静电。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7316874"}
{"text": "我暂时还不想见到他。", "question": "如果你见到了乔布斯，你最想告诉他什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，我忘了买萝卜了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6808331"}
{"text": "我觉得当列车员的瞬间是美好的。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6832868"}
{"text": "一步步引1导着看电影喜欢嗑瓜子的烦人观众离开了影院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJo4Sqzh0bviboibJYicr4ETmibCcejpRCFAPzic3yuP5eKDictJH8RCKLGvWcQ"}
{"text": "可不会这么就罢休了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hfolf2l5kuj30ci0elt9t"}
{"text": "为了君达感到凉爽，我们正在忍受炎热。", "question": "如果售货机的白熊说话了，可能会说出令人不悦的话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6031694"}
{"text": "游戏每天一个小时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6917713"}
{"text": "你拐弯抹角地告诉我一些不太好的事。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3428593"}
{"text": "一定要！一定确保！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2424655"}
{"text": "不哭啊不哭看蜀泰给你折个纸鹤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh93i1n8raj20b90b03zk"}
{"text": "有毒。", "question": "好听点说是美女，难听点说是丑女。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2802583"}
{"text": "取下头罩后游客更多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdl29asv15j30ci0eln17"}
{"text": "按了全部的门铃", "question": null, "star": 336, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gs9hk0gvkjj6114114q8402"}
{"text": "被山神退回来的祭品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEYWVDZlVp2ibbmTBjUUdW2ZKKPUejvwv4FEjdMZPxKWUIw32P533n6ag"}
{"text": "微信号：rileng777", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvq0R1XDRPhvwOJ7uC7Aiaiaxib1XDx1giaJuVMuwicqic52fg6VtT5SgK9rC9TvGMhlibza1MW02YD4bJw"}
{"text": "比起胡萝卜，我更喜欢洋葱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6869139"}
{"text": "所以我说了不是吗？只是看起来要爆炸但事实上不会爆炸。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7176136"}
{"text": "我妈为了防止我在家玩电脑，上班之前都会把电源线拔下来装到包里带走。直到有一天我发现，家里电热水壶和豆浆机的线都可以完美对接计算机......", "question": "你经历过哪些事情让你觉得对方「不愧是老手，有智慧！」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有！我有！办法我有，这道题我会答！你每天专门在她面前，搂着你老公、她儿子，的脖子，亲一个大嘴嘴，嗲声嗲气地说「我的宝贝儿，我亲亲肉肉摸不够的大宝贝，给我喂点苹果果吃吃嘛！」重复……重复……重复……直到你在乎的事情自然消失为止。", "question": "婆婆老是称我的孩子「我的小宝贝」「我宝宝」，我听着很不舒服，有没有什么高情商的处理方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再也不敢和育碧做对了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "用太阳拳绝对不眨眼的优胜者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylXAywdL8C3lLWHdlcWvX9iavFFcNc2QlVMPkleZibChbl3IVAjCm5uEqA"}
{"text": "果然还是母女俩，女儿做的茶碗蒸为什么会爆炸呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6030210"}
{"text": "因为牙痒，所以咬石头。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4364656"}
{"text": "你儿子考不上清华北大，你跟他断绝关系吗？", "question": "为什么中国还有人看国足世界杯，是抱着一个什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "稍微离开一些就能听清楚了。", "question": null, "star": 1179, "type": "I2T", "image": "2902768"}
{"text": "如果他没有从天而降，恐怕谁也不会知道 Laputa的存在吧。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581865"}
{"text": "im iron man！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "全体员工200人都请假了，店长一个人要顶替他们做两百份工作。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2345498"}
{"text": "这个人左手臂长啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3396487"}
{"text": "你也被吉田剪刀整过吗？我也是。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2084053"}
{"text": "抢菜闹钟响了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "从今天开始，无论在哪里架电线都连接不上。是谁把电话线藏起来了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2803810"}
{"text": "被殴打和被踢，哪个更严重？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6530903"}
{"text": "我流着鼻涕，却说不出话来...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4072333"}
{"text": "因为抽烟被停学。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的鱼子酱。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3355817"}
{"text": "我哥。我们一起下馆子，每人点了两个最喜欢的菜。面对着四个荤菜，他说，桌上一点绿色都没有，看起来很不健康。于是他要了瓶雪碧。", "question": "你见过哪些令你瞠目结舌的逗逼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我感觉有潜力。", "question": "写一篇关于没读过的漫画的感受。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5473751"}
{"text": "唱国歌时开启了歌剧模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eez7aopvllj20ag0bo757"}
{"text": "是的，肯西罗君不会说谎。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "964480"}
{"text": "我们几个大老爷们儿抢个珠宝店非得穿成这样吗！？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "又很可爱！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu4u7gxahbj20c80c8753"}
{"text": "悟空，可不可以不要再使用元气弹了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehqfd5np5fj20b60clt9o"}
{"text": "那个……录指纹是靠素描的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLEvCCjUzN076UbzkKIHXM4hgYnQ6I8jz77kJAC9GzusZnRXOIaLJwSg"}
{"text": "题注你这是为难我们么。这么多烂片，你居然只给十个名额。", "question": "2015 你心目中的十大烂片是哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么还不绿灯？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQoxZfUUc9YvErs7KS1M7qZj19icrNA7vqjCBJQt696dhM2V3icibU9PL6g"}
{"text": "“别拿放大镜烤我屁股”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "那个是杯子，我在这儿呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7QtXSppYhiaxmCoMNbRmeMGJGH8nib0kicmryVdyb1h6nnPlogdONEia4jw"}
{"text": "今天的公交车人好少嘻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9x9xw5gwcj20a90bwaar"}
{"text": "大学时期的普京", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "贾母笑道：「你把薯条搛些喂他。」凤姐儿听说，依言搛些薯条送入刘姥姥口中，因笑道：「你们天天吃薯条，也尝尝我们的薯条弄的可口不可口。」刘姥姥笑道：「别哄我了，薯条跑出这个味儿来了，我们也不用捕鱼，只种土豆了。」众人笑道：「真是薯条，我们再不哄你。」刘姥姥诧异道：「真是薯条？我白吃了半日。姑奶奶再喂我些，这一口细嚼嚼。」凤姐果又搛了些放入口内。刘姥姥细嚼了半日，笑道：「虽有一点薯条香，只是还不象是薯条。告诉我是个什么法子弄的，我也弄着吃去。」凤姐儿笑道：「这也不难。你把才下来的土豆把皮籤了，只要净肉，切成细条子，用深海鱼油炸了，再用鳕鱼肉并羊肝、牛油、洋葱、燕麦、豆蔻、胡椒、香草，都切成末，塞进羊肚子里，开水里煮熟了，外加起司一拌，放在红酒桶里封严，要吃时拿出来，用科尔切斯特牡蛎一拌就是。」", "question": "《红楼梦》变成英国贵族风会是什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，对不起。可能是年纪大了，记不住台词。", "question": null, "star": 1303, "type": "I2T", "image": "4832383"}
{"text": "停电了在黑暗中找到蜡烛点燃后发现不对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1er6eko3iwqj20az0bidhx"}
{"text": "说教", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "趴在卷子上睡了一觉之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESiciaUMrI554cVtehvbbibG22r4edqclNhl77ytdfTuVJHggO7x4d2eWMg"}
{"text": "发型是像小绵羊那样的形状。", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "报告，已经下班5分钟了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfHntl3KfenzrkSQdS4ZGic24O3c4ib2FUbcUU85dIM17xvlMuiagDgicwN5w"}
{"text": "好像长出了 Ultraman 形状的蘑菇。", "question": null, "star": 348, "type": "I2T", "image": "3375981"}
{"text": "项目撤退什么的...我做的全都白费了... 别哭了。那个已经崩溃了，不是你的错！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6635690"}
{"text": "所有的画", "question": "压倒性的钓鱼预算不足，这是豪宅里常见的事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6391190"}
{"text": "平板电视爬出的平板贞子不对胃口", "question": null, "star": 102, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "小电影内部视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBxRAW1F7u6AK01QQGpY6Xic5qUIeic55fcAB7mibVB48mkxEuJFW1gtw2IMMNw20uJeLf3W0nKV7ow"}
{"text": "那魔术师现在慌死了吧~666", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7wu02n5mkj30ci0eltce"}
{"text": "*高压锅：1681年被发明 *马桶：1778年被发明  *1778年之前的人类：", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "您所拨打的号码是空号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2p6h7sjvcj20mf0txgp6"}
{"text": "把墙壁都砸了，让壁虎没有栖身之地！", "question": "房间出现壁虎怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "床的截面图", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7019268"}
{"text": "跟对方聊你的过往病史。「我以前得过精神病！」就在对方虎躯一震准备逃的时候，你赶紧说点什么挽救气氛：「但是那是十年前的事情了！」说这句话的时候，做诚恳状。就在对方稍微平复了一点心情的时候，放声大笑并将桌子掀翻：「但是一次病发发十年啊哈哈哈哈哈哈，根本停不下来！啊哈哈哈哈！」", "question": "相亲时聊什么成功率比较高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青色的不倒翁。", "question": "把多啦A梦比作蓝色的狸猫更严厉地改述一下。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309220"}
{"text": "男神在看着我哎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubarddqlj20f40cuq3s"}
{"text": "这是用来系住面包袋的家伙，叫做'袋子封闭器'！", "question": "请记住名字，回来时告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7228456"}
{"text": "为什么你总是只盯着我的左眼看！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5235321"}
{"text": "情深深雨蒙蒙，TENGA中毒中。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3827151"}
{"text": "大头儿子。", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "淋浴喷头用久了之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luywUmiad1t2iaDCCibabYG9fxBVaPcsZmEMsXzkiagMfUcukukLtsz4fPQpg"}
{"text": "这就完了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmFsfIErmD7BAAkTW6IzYvqFibC969K8XyzwsHicPetHxhp8RJs5cYMEeg"}
{"text": "我是题目的主人，打错了。", "question": "像是偷了自行车就跑出去的那种话", "star": 7178, "type": "T2T", "image": "1564893"}
{"text": "是的，很多智商高的人情商都低。不光是这样。而且很多有钱人都不幸福。很多长得漂亮的人都死得早。很多才华横溢的人都不得志。因为如果不这样说的话，那些什么都没有的人就活不下去了。上帝是公平的，赐给别人幸福的同时，也要遮住你的眼。怕你心里难受。", "question": "很多智商高的人情商低吗？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对于这个问题我想简单地说两句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqOSZV2OpZn5ia7V2ZFT6RgpV8upsavW9R9npNLMOzibHFqc167slicTCrA"}
{"text": "当然是故宫，这么大岁数，躺地上你不跑？", "question": "如果北京的大楼突然都变成了变形金刚，互相近战肉搏，什么样的大楼胜算大?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我第一次失败啊！", "question": null, "star": 66, "type": "I2T", "image": "7186814"}
{"text": "喂！那边的帅哥！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ex7qow5bofj207h09z75h"}
{"text": "往右点！呀，错了，左边左边，走过了，再往右边一点！对了，呀，那边是左边！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4034629"}
{"text": "上海的玩具。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142692"}
{"text": "为什么你不笑呢？如果你笑了，我会一起笑的！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3158044"}
{"text": "俄罗斯海军现状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLia1tdmfwnrOa43ic3ibUPvuFtL4G7L8Y383ZPfBngf514LOGxKR8oMpa6akTwexYfmZ5H9rc44GGQ"}
{"text": "就没法打麻将了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1ue5v5fjxj20m60r2n0q"}
{"text": "谁啊？！是我。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "2879236"}
{"text": "没有苦就没有甜，没有辣就没有美，不好吃不要紧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3097876"}
{"text": "了删删了写", "question": null, "star": 207, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "国宴跟米其林根本没法比好吗！中国的厨师根本做不出轮胎来！", "question": "中国国宴能比得上米其林吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说隔壁的由中是因为医疗事故才死……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gonx6kvua4j30ci0elgtm"}
{"text": "可怜的流浪母猫被好心的伊斯兰家庭收养了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1ee99LKqKaV1O6jCMZGatBoYg94GnjmPfeiajt7carRmkqA6WueLeqh9g"}
{"text": "气功终极奥义咒语「我的手刚摸过大便」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egkrf0879mj20b809f3zf"}
{"text": "大家都藏好了吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtaueski3j20yi18snid"}
{"text": "技能树终于点满了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "同学亲历。开始都很正常，简单自我介绍和提问。最后就准备离开了，同学后来的老板问，喜欢小动物吗。巧了，我这同学超不喜欢小动物，狗啊猫啊啥的见到就躲，不是怕，就是有点嫌弃的感觉。可是当着老师的面也不好说的太直白，就回答说还好但是没养过。老板接着问，想养一只吗。同学并不知道老板挖了什么坑，继续勉强说如果有时间养一只也是可以的。后来老板笑了笑。再后来，同学跟着老板读研，每天帮他遛狗，两条。", "question": "研究生复试面试中都有哪些奇葩问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "建国以后对妖精以说服教育为主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5E7eU69nic02KLaXalTtSqCsT16noeg7vW8fsnutxv8IzLy99MJqGBVA"}
{"text": "烤串时发呆导致烤糊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXKxibyUSkibUHsY2qQqmMcUm7GVz79Y1epTmsuATlphjTiciciaWMKQDaPVw"}
{"text": "需要护照才能去吗？", "question": "不要问冲绳人这个问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4872117"}
{"text": "每一只成功的猫咪脚下，都有一只或数只猫咪。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "这是一件大事，我只说七次。", "question": "把它乘以七，感觉很麻烦。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5523075"}
{"text": "“您好，这里是痔疮专科。”", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "Cut！读条时间是谁都不能打断的，这条重拍！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "套马索视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvl2g0SV4eYAg4kMfUJSS0vgicdqwqkl0IpExrOYWa6IAgBJYSibJ0ON2A"}
{"text": "这个图案是星星的重复，可以用中文表达为：一星、两星、三星。", "question": "试试看说“像人一样的火焰”。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5805135"}
{"text": "自首", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt9ajvqbvuj30ci0eltb6"}
{"text": "老师：是谁在教室门上贴的保鲜膜？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etojxj64qvj20830camza"}
{"text": "一休，有个男的让我去做整容手术，我想报复他，你能帮我想个聪明的办法吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2131637"}
{"text": "别怕，咱们有汰渍洗衣粉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDV6uYLpdIxhrqNMqYZcnBcGZic0gp8aicRQpbSUmUicvryMpGgNvTuejEiag"}
{"text": "对方选了同样的角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpbgpchvh8j30ci0el7ag"}
{"text": "宪法民主党政权诞生。", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "难道不是楚留香吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7074832"}
{"text": "怎么已经先打好0分了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hau0irysn3j30ci0elwj0"}
{"text": "你坐姿真好，要不要一起出演田口钢琴的广告？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6422388"}
{"text": "被老妈说一天到晚就知道在家玩电脑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmZxubFtsqwAbk595ZQDlMjzHFMpdxnQcCwrSWEHbpSiaFW7PbgEbFnsw"}
{"text": "不会，因为阉割动物提高的是人类的生活质量。", "question": "宠物被阉割后生活质量会提升，人类被阉割后，生活质量是否也会提升？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在蛇口，不用手帮忙就按住衣服吧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6215663"}
{"text": "你瞅啥？\n瞅你咋地？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qarq7tqElc2Fk6WG8fwia30oz4mf6U5Msr6pA4DiaU90PJiaDdjmpFAsrTRznT39T4JPmSLOy9jK5KA"}
{"text": "问题描述：男朋友是主攻计算机，他之前说自己现在用的游戏本太大太沉，而且不适合跑深度学习想换一台。正好他过几个月就过生日了，我想给他配置一台。想知道相对来说高配或顶配适合深度学习的笔记本电脑要多少钱。谢谢各路大神（我目前的预算大概是 1w5，是不是不够 ，加一点可以，但是加太多的话就有点困难了 ），我就是个小白这方面不太懂，请多多指教！低情商：老婆我想要一台高配游戏本。高情商：老婆我想要一台做深度学习的电脑。", "question": "给男友配置一个适合做深度学习的电脑要多少钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被窝结界。", "question": "有什么能带给人安全感的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还能再活十年呢！", "question": "在吉翁公国经营的主题公园中常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359714"}
{"text": "关键时刻电量不足了", "question": null, "star": 601, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "超过1分钟，上方的保龄球会掉下来。", "question": "校长先生能告诉我们缩短他说话时间的方法吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6680886"}
{"text": "穿着红色衬衫在制服下面。", "question": "糟糕的程度", "star": 40, "type": "T2T", "image": "2597785"}
{"text": "加油，卡卡罗特...你已经越来越兴奋了啊啊啊！", "question": "给严肃的台词加个aa就毁了。", "star": 146, "type": "T2T", "image": "3790829"}
{"text": "可爱是重要的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5201164"}
{"text": "曾经整理社区卫生资料的时候，那一叠叠儿童疫苗记录表里，什么浩什么琪什么诗什么熙…………看得脑袋疼，直到看到一个名字，顿时眼前一亮：任我飞翔！(●'◡'●)ﾉ❤。还有经常去打针输液的两兄弟，弟弟叫蓝浩轩，哥哥叫：蓝翔！(●'◡'●)ﾉ❤为啥记得那么清楚，除了因为叫蓝翔以前，还因为那个弟弟说我们打针疼，然后掏出小丁丁说要撒尿淋我们！ಠ︵ಠ！！！", "question": "有哪些熊爸妈才会起的名字?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按照宗教的定义，所有不信教不信神的人都会下地狱，我怀疑地狱已经实现了共产主义终极形态。", "question": "如果真的有地狱，那里会是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我可不能退学，我饭卡还有好多钱呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u34MuyynwRQIJcjdISwjN4pGlxPr41ugdTrZqluaa9cMJiarl5KphDdxw"}
{"text": "不行了我笑的肚子疼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "工作人员掉进水里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxlQZXqLy55mFtu4hKRVsEj1ECtUQZJ5ep4mOicNniaDD1ZSIM4ZkX6rhpA"}
{"text": "夫妻和睦会生出大气的孩子。", "question": "宇宙人和地球人的共同点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010458"}
{"text": "爸你上厕所怎么不敲门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNKTK9hiaFY3Uc5K2vNlQnh1GmkYMt8FzicWVXhE0kE44GQTarDjmRh2gw"}
{"text": "美味棒豪华版", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3546846"}
{"text": "大雪天儿趴在地暖上的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnep4tcvx3j20hw0g0n7v"}
{"text": "别怕别怕我们是基", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGPoYMNP0w0vvPxohCAqo5F8TGSaLPtu7VFsDbV1yxMFeMkEorRNUcLibg"}
{"text": "强力胶受害猫", "question": null, "star": 216, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "那只有你一个人觉得有趣吧。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "开会我讲话，他们表情镇静，互相用微信交流我是傻逼。", "question": "哪个瞬间让你想要辞退下属？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们什么也不做，去酒店吧。", "question": "请说自相矛盾的话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2210490"}
{"text": "还在厕所里不出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGZ45t9CPSPBCDrBPzURS1b2arMNNWFSUDHes2gLBAt0ia7CDUDml1uKA"}
{"text": "这个笑话太好笑了，可以称为经典。", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "这个商品打九折。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3128614"}
{"text": "好不容易脱下头盔的神秘客", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "好的吗？如果你想加入干支，每晚都要把奶酪带到我这里来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5784372"}
{"text": "从第一天出勤就这样。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1295122"}
{"text": "在100个人中，有99个选择了绫鹰。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6895579"}
{"text": "蚊子：开饭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotW5wx92Aibam992exlSwibwIqibFtL8q3LlKJkl8QE1qOof61tu0XkiaP0A"}
{"text": "马云拜访金庸，两人聊了很久，有点相见恨晚的感觉。马云告辞离开金庸住所时，先迈右脚出门。为什么马云要先迈右脚？", "question": "马云拜访金庸，看到金庸书房有很多书籍，就问了一句这些书您都看完了吗？金庸说没有。马云为什么微笑点头？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈，这不是鼓。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5048770"}
{"text": "秘密侦查", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344261"}
{"text": "不要把自己代入武松", "question": "如果潘金莲有点耐心，会不会就把武松勾搭到手了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "2年前在Uber Eats上订的餐品。", "question": "遥不可及的东西", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388945"}
{"text": "我初三的时候，暑假要补课，于是我打了市长热线。他们问我要不要匿名，我说匿。然后我们果然不补课了。我被记过一次。", "question": "有哪些你以为「举报了没用」，但实际上真的有用的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "翻译一直站在前面讲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hf78sf6y7hj30ci0elwfg"}
{"text": "高中同宿舍同学亲口说的，他当时面黄肌瘦，他妈带着他去找医生。医生叹了口气，也没避开他，说：「这孩子想吃点啥好吃的，就让他多吃点。」他妈当时都快哭了：「大夫你也没说有啥病啊，怎么治都不治了。」大夫愣了一下：「就是…营养不良了啊。」", "question": "医生曾经都对你暗示过什么话？你当时听懂了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人畜无害的外表，内心却是一匹马！", "question": "名侦探柯南和马娘一起合作会很有趣吧！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6362697"}
{"text": "把手横过来~ 啦啦危险了~ 头低下就不会撞上了~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3501083"}
{"text": "笑不出来啊。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "大雄，好久不见了，我们去打棒球吧！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5685069"}
{"text": "妈妈认为你应该穿的内裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZvXa6NiatMwrOwwnxbpdZUzY6sPEAWHSdHrhvgE97nDGxvNDyuDicERsg"}
{"text": "当你向你爸爸要零用钱时……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "「今天接到汽车碰撞测试的通知单了」「老公……」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evwai2eet3j20aq0a9wfx"}
{"text": "你别穿这么奇怪，会闹肚子的！", "question": "反派常说的话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7078439"}
{"text": "你这个家伙，嗓门真高啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3502286"}
{"text": "这是……电视机吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6436116"}
{"text": "半夜被花蚊子咬醒之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3A1SBicE0Fy1SdpwH9VhuNJLkpGtyGRoUyiauaic5ccSP3Xre8NlvWQvzQ"}
{"text": "我是个帅哥。", "question": "请说一句无聊的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3354738"}
{"text": "在左手的团扇上。", "question": "回到左手打法，请回到左手打法，请回来。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6972238"}
{"text": "时来天地皆同力，运去英雄不自由事业都会走高走低，你看看张涵予，04,05年那会儿多牛，唱了一首《欧若拉》和《酸酸甜甜就是我》，火遍了大江南北，现在呢？你也不知道他干嘛去了", "question": "为什么于谦不变魔术改演小品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "安耐晒的凝视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQMeet13szPEBtSdXYF4zpLIEarE0cKJKbX9y6jz1bPYT4EX8icUnpWzQ"}
{"text": "题名《方》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3NSJxE4B8zYHYjCsiaakpcXibib52icopROokWJOoX2B1df5tFYWSNdLAEw"}
{"text": "红：你们这些家伙还没变红呢，别过来！ \n蓝：等你的那些家伙讨厌你呢。\n黄：我... \n红、蓝：闭嘴！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6751973"}
{"text": "同时患有近视和远视", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "叔叔说让我一会灌满他的", "question": null, "star": 189, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "偷看母鸡下蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9Y3CKyT0pVsribc6RNk1SlWd5icodN1pTql9ICRiaWicdG0XZFw0MQgGMJ0Q"}
{"text": "学生公寓外侧的墙上拿个白纸写了个告示，字小的不科学，我走到最跟前才看清楚——「有瓷砖掉落，请勿靠近」。……", "question": "这个世界上最没有用的提示是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "西安某高校的宿舍供电系统。首先介绍一下设定:劳动节到国庆节这五个月全天宿舍不断电（不欠费的情况下）。而从国庆节到次年劳动节这段时间，每晚 23 时 30 分宿舍楼断电。但是很明显是人工断电的，因为每晚断电时间都有差别，不同楼也是先后断电。如果欠费可以去人工柜台缴费，也可以通过网上的系统缴费。网上缴费系统每天凌晨 0 点 10 分维护完毕可以缴费，但是一天只能缴一次，最少买一度电。一般缴费之后需要处理五六分钟会给电。看起来很正常对吧？然而，缴费之后给电这个操作居然可以无视整栋宿舍楼已经断电的前提条件。所以最后的结果就是整栋楼只有我们宿舍有电!这个发现来自于一次骚操作。某天半夜我闲得没事干在网上缴了 5 毛钱电费，几分钟后居然来电了……冷静分析……稍加思考……识破!第二天晚上，23 点 30 分左右，宿舍照例断电。我迫不及待等到 0 点 10 分，去网上缴了电费，然后估计时间差不多了就急忙打开宿舍群。我说：要有光。就有了光。", "question": "有哪些让你目瞪口呆的 bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "约架，对手是消防车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrMdpMR9s4j4bdDzdyGxSDeFNOj7OvMACBWmwiaBqbctdL7TGmyhG7ib2A"}
{"text": "突然发现上错电车的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fmyu1v4191j20h10gsgon"}
{"text": "草！我今天来例假！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20s0EdxXpUibfIqXgRBDCImA62G6Ovyniaddic3e5YEXoxPOv4mtTPFOdyQ"}
{"text": " 「你的意思是我们周围的一切都是假的？」「对，虚拟现实，全是代码。」「那这两个药丸也是代码了？」「对，蓝的让你回到这个虚拟世界，红色将带你看到真实的世界。」「那如果一起吃呢？」「……」「如果先吃红的再吃蓝的，我会见完另一个世界再回来？」「这……你吃了红的就回不来了，再吃蓝的就……」「如果吃了红的，隔 1 秒就吃蓝的呢？」「隔两秒？」「隔 1 分钟？」「先吃蓝的呢？」「各吃一半呢？」……「你不是黑客吗？怎么这么多问题？」「我做测试的……」 ", "question": "如果身处《黑客帝国》，一枚红色药丸，一枚蓝色药丸你选哪一个，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有的，他们洗手后被安排到了北京市朝阳区。。。", "question": "现实中的特工有没有金盆洗手的机会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果由肉组成一个人，骨头组成一个人，哪个人会活的更好？已经加入《这种问题居然好意思来问》收藏夹不客气哟", "question": "如果由文科生组成一个国家，理科生组成一个国家，哪个会发展的更好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢邀，刚点进来后面就有一双眼睛盯着我", "question": "如果你突然给爸爸出题「挖坑」，他会有什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈利喵特与魔法石", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "将名字改为齐木楠雄。", "question": "如果能使用各种各样的超能力会怎么样？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2251436"}
{"text": "那不是香蕉。", "question": null, "star": 510, "type": "I2T", "image": "4533768"}
{"text": "希望系统能够发送信息：您的好友 XX 打开您的对话框已经几百次了，也没好意思和您说句话，赶快去和她打个招呼吧。", "question": "你希望微信增加什么功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "巴特拉什是只柴犬。", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "引用我爸对我妈做菜的评价：应该去监狱做菜，因为可以作为一种刑罚。", "question": "有一个做饭难吃的老妈是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对，我们要三份狗粮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbp74gastyj30ci0el75j"}
{"text": "飞到足够高时取走竹蜻蜓", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4q1tio60cj30ci0el76n"}
{"text": "无论如何都跳不过去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5340114"}
{"text": "我曾经写过「还是空调好」。", "question": "空白的扇面写什么好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用蝴蝶刀刺伤手臂后，擦掉一半的遗言，进行心脏按摩。", "question": "所有罪行都做得不彻底。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7095016"}
{"text": "哎？我应该是选了四科啊？！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097133"}
{"text": "如果你有胡子，那就是时间留下的证据。", "question": "Lady Gaga曾经说过：“如果你有阴影，那是因为有光照射在你身上。”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975434"}
{"text": "为了放心，先用头撞个准信儿……哈哈，承太郎！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2184304"}
{"text": "「还我雨伞……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecp3ughf8dj20am09adgk"}
{"text": "忘拉手刹", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "星期一的早晨。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3668795"}
{"text": "警方正在对死亡的情侣进行户体轮廓划线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpaPpmbfosBmKk0ib6wNVbrocN7YFdibHwQpSwHAI0HzxYYibLRV7MnxaCA"}
{"text": "因为关羽是第一个和他讲话会脸红的男人", "question": "曹操为什么欣赏关羽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "制作准备时，试着把蚂蚁压进去，结果‘啪’的一声做了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2025577"}
{"text": "系统赠送的武器和坐骑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MtZ77HibBjNCib2zYJHSN0GHDXyfVia70rRHUGmWyAjxIibhd9OMcf6NA4A"}
{"text": "动物介绍:熊（右一）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLv2M1789uQEwqGlkJNibDVnLRNescH7FtfbtxiaUCMrick8NT3gzXSSHkQg"}
{"text": "路人1：你需要纸吗\n用了四根手指的的路人2", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciaats6GW4raTPVjL6bF1bcF9v1UcRunqGDUr576eRAL60bLcLutjnZQQ"}
{"text": "「喂？是我啦～我想问一下你借我那车防水吗？没事没事，随便问问~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6s0m4fhfbj30ci0eldk3"}
{"text": "蹲在厕所里，等待午休结束。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "一过去搭话就开始录音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhmuyqv7jzj30ci0el43g"}
{"text": "一看那只臭狸猫就懂了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8xuq5o5xvj30ci0elaau"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5466463"}
{"text": "对不起，我被冰包围时会冷静下来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2762087"}
{"text": "我把牙膏和洗脸的弄混了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7150498"}
{"text": "大阪的大妈。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7213868"}
{"text": "曾经那么可爱的老婆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gocrrliqnxj30ci0eldky"}
{"text": "当我简历吹牛却真的得到了这份工作", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "这个海报暗示的很明显了：有湖，也有灯。说明苹果接下来要和 intel 进行深度合作。不过考虑到 Mac 产品线已经搭载了自研芯片，那么新的 intel 芯片有望搭载于 iPhone 和 Apple Watch。为什么这么说？湖，也就是 Lake，xxLake 就是 intel 处理器这几年固定的代号。一个让你等待的邀请函有灯，也就是那个发光的 logo。代表了：灯，等灯等灯。这是 intel 广告最深入人心的音乐。因此我这个结论可靠性接近 100%。", "question": "如何看待 2021 年 9 月 Apple 特别活动的邀请函？透露了哪些信息？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你朋友跟你说就吃一口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoicmzaZYTKufEX7pGpNicRbM3XNnwibExEkzZ1vH7e0Pich2by87xtsNMcA"}
{"text": "“哈？去做日光浴什么的我才不会去呢。”", "question": "这似乎是一个齿轮般的棒球漫画台词？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7289718"}
{"text": "在线会议上各国领导人忘记关闭摄像头，结果流言四起。", "question": "我不喜欢成为第三次世界大战的导火索。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6936952"}
{"text": "PART2", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ql8m7X1IkzicMzpMnG9Rjvv1xQGV6sVFMZRob2S3oib2z0JUcTvEIbZOT7Hcv7a4WS7klB3qTSzNjw"}
{"text": "地鼠宝可梦的下半身", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "几乎都是干燥剂。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "禁止UFO的偷猎行为", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "领导说想要栽培我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZk8VyNwibmYRr8Uib8hRddcfvTzwADJrRNnJqPmGBj0hiaIx6ZGsywKuyCA"}
{"text": "能翻出头就不算过长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YCYzH3MG3uc4MDIPBxjQJuibvkupWbZFka7FR7fw0Qw8MeY23WUt6mnLw"}
{"text": "你会让心仪你的女生给你买内存条显卡主板 SSD 吗？", "question": "怎么给心仪的女生买衣服？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滴水之恩当涌泉相报", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCIh806No7vsnCd0YAMZEuRnuT1uFOVQ4tQ6qkNGjMgN6dzdicibgCNUVw"}
{"text": "不是说好拍我的么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDeAldIuCGy3UakCfW9Dvy2r6BpmWH9QmKicRtnSxOaxEqlibmXdSicOjlg"}
{"text": "视频网站老总的找对象广告可真烦人啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kvtqoqkPWMQpRnRqtTwELiaUa8iaEfwfWnzk7Sk8t4MiaqicR0urk42xk7g"}
{"text": "哦，你们是用我的冷笑话来取乐的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4791287"}
{"text": "牧师：要先互戴戒指才能亲吻新娘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gembp0kliij210z10zth5"}
{"text": "拿着它。", "question": "请问“一共有几个？”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087076"}
{"text": "此时，我放弃了当DJ的梦想", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrRjric17tMrYRB8Sud70W7vquPtdvjTwYl50DDXicPicPca5BkLFPVxib9ag"}
{"text": "你就是下一个挑战的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyOwvQguFua8xEM5icAuSoFMf7zAFrCMJkEYr0zwrXxr1CTdEq05rRtEA"}
{"text": "等一下，别扔刀子。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "607430"}
{"text": "大家把左手举起来，生命线最长的那个负责执行排雷任务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRWE22WqYXpYwuicG2bTWTYTBT3vvRzQUya3vqQSnzDQ1rbNkyRo3ohFg"}
{"text": "大师！不扣箱子咱可不能做这个魔术啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ed8sezfaxhj20c60co0uv"}
{"text": "以为只是语音通话，突然发现摄像头开看呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHPWLTzQkyVpGh0r5s5SNsdJgHYDab2VVeeH1gXMebqehZ2xnq0tK0cg"}
{"text": "到了男子汉料理的时间了第一步：收集食材方法：用可爱的孩子把人类引来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibDHxusLia3Bn6JDicdbpQgwNkt54DHicnmILoZic2BkDce5I2DQXGTFP65Q"}
{"text": "当女朋发问“你有没有发现我今天有什么不同吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4t2YOGbUMV4xI4OJND5Z5OsOnUnS8shibZQ85FcCPazy6fsAw4DBSLEA"}
{"text": "浇油42度，点火！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6222919"}
{"text": "如何弥合现实与理想之间的差距：指南。", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "我想被治愈，因为我累了。怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3035373"}
{"text": "刚才我还拿着我老公的球拍呢。", "question": null, "star": 111, "type": "I2T", "image": "3600395"}
{"text": "有硬币掉落的声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owIy4wgqwwrxSzZKnEmLqR1PVcVaUrwiaRSdkW69yXfmx3yScb25dyEQyQ"}
{"text": "傻了。", "question": "你认为是浪费的东西或事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4260853"}
{"text": "参加葬礼的人都不太尊重。", "question": null, "star": 294, "type": "I2T", "image": "1331617"}
{"text": "大多时候我都机智的一逼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJwOmrE4P8qc1wlLHqGj96qDFtF6w7KbaudoogarBe8nDCOOpBZibR18NPDTYSRpnUNJuJqme4mQ"}
{"text": "请系上这个打着三角巾的头巾试试看，也许就能长命百岁了。", "question": "如果放在最恐怖的灵异地点，虽然能让人害怕但也能感到安慰的东西。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "4149846"}
{"text": "本来是没有问题的，但是看你来知乎问这么没有出息的问题，我又有点儿替你担心起来了。", "question": "父母是博导，我能跑赢全国98%的同龄人吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你若将这视为朝阳，那么你拥有美好的未来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382279"}
{"text": "谢谢你一直以来的支持...摩托车手们太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3414680"}
{"text": "奥巴桑，为什么我一发言你们就听歌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpgXx7icFO9JtlQZVQic1JXX0T7yDZKP9hLrnWYY7ic1IxiahUxf1LDTtBlA"}
{"text": "全村的希望", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "闭门不出的哥哥时隔3年后走出了卧室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h24cbgltb5j30ci0eln1a"}
{"text": "太极拟人", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "饿了么吞并美团", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCIKqQ6zbmdnkEbrVx0CqD4X0Cgau3PoQDJ8ylvnUbAIGFkXibfgjCnhw"}
{"text": "咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓……嗯，一亿三千五百零一万四千八百九十六人反对战争！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2411936"}
{"text": "真正的妈妈知道鲑鱼的学术知识，但是隐藏了这个事实。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的鱼子酱。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3355817"}
{"text": "今天久违的中学时代的朋友来了，我们一起看过去的相册，一天都笑个不停。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6455892"}
{"text": "有一次朋友实验课解剖鸽子，班上有女生觉得鸽子好可怜就把鸽子从窗户放走了。结果老师买的肉鸽不会飞，从五楼掉下去直接摔死了……", "question": "你见过哪些不恰当的善良？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个小盒才是你永久的家", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "现在加载中...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6060590"}
{"text": "「you can you up。」刘皇叔在白帝城对孔明说。", "question": "历史上有哪些著名的临终遗言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "挂盐水：不看就不会疼", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "「现在开始发卷」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eag0n4uqxyj20bw0brgmu"}
{"text": "不不不警察先生，我们只是在打捞户体而不是抛弃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmDHuFBJ4qJtVQr2MezfwBJSnHFXGo5kia4J8jzdNwRGvRrVicpy80EEXg"}
{"text": "看完《萤火虫之墓》后泪奔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f119edr1cuj20ak0bp3zy"}
{"text": "你真的是一位投资专家吗？都已经没头发了…", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499553"}
{"text": "好想要，但是有点难。", "question": null, "star": 387, "type": "I2T", "image": "1585059"}
{"text": "打倒后会分裂的怪", "question": null, "star": 176, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwi60p2kbij60yt1af7ao02"}
{"text": "王子拉的屎都是带星星的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVdqDlVRHT9cHgOY2HkAY8QSwI9rK2ZUkJjZqo40WibOw39wWtibonyopA"}
{"text": "他男朋友说那是他家里带游泳池的庭院，我看不见所以让他看看这是不是真的体贴女友。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1549094"}
{"text": "只有一个涡轮。", "question": "在四个角落中被马群淹没的马上可能会发生大逃亡。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5705199"}
{"text": "天堂之门", "question": "把老人院说得好听一点。", "star": 220, "type": "T2T", "image": "5423476"}
{"text": "试着模仿时，被指点出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4933185"}
{"text": "说来比较惭愧。中学一直是问题少年，天天泡网吧怼老师。高二结束的时候成绩稳定在年级倒数 20 名左右，算是个年级知名的笑话。高三为了追妹子，拼命学习，最后年级前 20 成功上岸。大一的时候刚满 18 岁，我爹说：看你还算努力，给你买个东西。就拎着年幼无知的我去了售楼处签字。我当时看着合同上的金额都快吓尿了，他妈的贷款几百万，对于大学一个月 400 块生活费，周末靠自己做家教发传单才勉强吃饱的我来说冲击力实在是太强了。我当场在售楼部哭了，说我不签，我不要借这么多钱！售楼处的黑丝小姐姐都看笑了，我爹把我胖揍一顿，摁着我签了字。简单说，那是十年来房价最低点……外加利率七五折……所以这件事告诉我们一个道理，好好读书真的是有用的，书中自有黄金屋！", "question": "你人生中的第一套房是怎么买到的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那就是后来的吉田沙保里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7100852"}
{"text": "为什么我会喜欢上这样的人呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJfbqodo7uSUWib8Hq3qibDI5uiclFDBx1fh0HGtPicRF0sQ2diaicmbJo8VQA"}
{"text": "我记得当初留长发的时候，还没有这么长吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4014649"}
{"text": "可我们这是网吧", "question": null, "star": 248, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "最近漫画人物的对话框会逐渐跑到格子外，导致其他人不知道他说什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tg3JsVa8iaCp7hZf6t2iavGBaaRcfkTZewUianj6r7gdkDKHFfZTy0eKicA"}
{"text": "桃太郎，那个糟糕的团子能不能再给我一份？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6885668"}
{"text": "脚趾踢到衣橱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF54mzDjCfDzl0AFmT6vIaEssCufuMbsOZUPHE2GydT8actH4FzXrd2Bw"}
{"text": "没救了，脸都冲着后背了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj8tIn809woaA9Eu7lQAvpZszMg2NbGiaaFhia9fmbRx7OLibj5tUcibrEdw"}
{"text": "让我看看下层套娃长什么样", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "一下子就把电灯换好了真的好MAN哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VNxzggviaOz0icyiboSDqWXhNhXa4efHQGdy5CjmbewwqM4Lydg873ECZw"}
{"text": "男生学校的修学旅行的夜晚。", "question": "什么时候感觉出门打个电话可以让气氛变好？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7343780"}
{"text": "绘画的数量", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "一个和尚正走在路中央，突然被车撞飞了出去。", "question": null, "star": 368, "type": "I2T", "image": "2416365"}
{"text": "猜对我遇到过多少个渣男了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkWLe2oLeafrX2dAF6HQpuuLP1FiaY9QxpfpxFsbBCR6Ct7ZgibYOxia2QQ"}
{"text": "请你们出去一下，我接个电话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCqMnpibEjbADq0Hv6rAd5CRTIYksFFp5kTkMr5K6y4jXZj5icZcH5oCibQ"}
{"text": "“我不是你妈！", "question": null, "star": 187, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he4xyr2l20j60u0140tcj02"}
{"text": "杰尼斯真正的毒瘤。", "question": "向喜多川梅里问好。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1882487"}
{"text": "游戏里因为按了暂停键，所以不得不等待我查攻略的boss", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YwCcLuv3AibwE1oHicA0ELicJrpqrWuUt2P5vnrHxWnr9hicEmkRt0N2qEw"}
{"text": "狗的水碗哪去了呢？", "question": null, "star": 152, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hd6g8bhnfyj61401hcwnp02"}
{"text": "两位盲人疯狂对殴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6T2w16Bug6icQMiba6AkURGh7icNHSvDglUaHvpVKOaS855j4BdibkXNPkQ"}
{"text": "我在玩手机游戏的时候，从房间里传来了手机的铃声（一个人住）。", "question": "因为是深夜，所以讲恐怖故事。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "1681669"}
{"text": "求求了，千万别进，拜托了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBof9L781PGNIomE8X3Bel5ISFyXQZGqyXMwYmaUNviaHSvKvPoEntYAQ"}
{"text": "ai作图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H0V7YX3c5WngenEboMUhicqNy4hh2V8eha6ZriaCnHpTFdn3SNVVicsWTQ"}
{"text": "法国动物园", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "参加完高考的孩子大部分也这样不管好赖，都要解脱了。", "question": "安陵容站在养心殿前说「这么好的阳光，以后怕是见不到了」，当时的心理活动是怎样的？是在哭还是笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孩子还小，就能好好地打招呼，真了不起。", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 2871, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "刚开局对面就有一人掉线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzbOWF1bx4dFDHUiau2pG1Df5cL2LM922Gd9HJEn16CLWNqCvL3zOAPcg"}
{"text": "二三次元工作交接", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNS8Dhpy3icabG0QFdsSpBD6tDMWHrutIkibVKbMt0MMmx6ISnxzPhUOPg"}
{"text": "快点把月亮遮住。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "「我告诉老师去！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1el713drs4vj20b707dwf1"}
{"text": "不要在妈妈修电扇的时候打开电扇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIE8IxK5NL3wibc2gAt44VQ0VDI2jFNGfp0TRm5X6tn07KiaNDsLib7DzRqw"}
{"text": "一到健美世锦赛就不同了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4452170"}
{"text": "把手机借我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6046283"}
{"text": "可爱。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2891090"}
{"text": "如果用TM-Revolution的歌曲作为背景音乐，连风都一起附带了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1880169"}
{"text": "甲方要求用楷书写出草书的无理要求竟然被实现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UW9WQlicLm0aBqPHicTXSK6O9czGG9Tlu23FHQCHuo2tKsj1tia7uicRv2hg"}
{"text": "由丧主准备的菊花花束捧花。", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 794, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "尿在这里如来肯定不知道吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJSVgek3feT00XJm0Wtt3ruXJN1UDPniapSCjeGKDNzwvbZCTr6upbOaA"}
{"text": "恭喜！是个健康的女孩", "question": null, "star": 138, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grd4k8axy4j612e1f7wpc02"}
{"text": "好耶，啦啦队上场了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCB2el7NsVmAePEvkw3ia4TicChXicH7ibMdHEcVibUzzUhCoYp42R87O8a0Uw"}
{"text": "现实。", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "他们不一定是喜欢你，他们只是想练口语……", "question": "外国人来中国应该知道哪些生活常识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就他妈你叫汤姆啊？", "question": null, "star": 348, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "什么？我要当爸爸啦！太好了，三年没回家了，这次一定请到假！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArlRic8cdQiaFrj9hOibnfCAt04Wn5NqQMjs46IkmGuD0qcuRr4UalLmE0A"}
{"text": "想养我？你年收入多少？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxfkjtwrnqj30ci0elaaz"}
{"text": "一番缠绵后，我：你们男生不是都看 A 片学习这些的吗？你不看的吗？他：看啊，不过我都会跳着看，直接到重点。我：……下次别跳着看了。", "question": "你听过哪些很毒的话让你过耳不忘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要提醒我！我一定能想起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvoGEoKZnb1XJXicf9xhEia7icDyGYScwq9YIXzkibs6qk8po2ErV986ia2cQA"}
{"text": "牛奶视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3OicUCiaUUVs5qjY02tW8OJf47MwqPBmnKYFcnLfOjd3ybYI97DMibz7qA"}
{"text": "三分钟后全员离席", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAa2HCa0ib2y6tPX62Xneiaib5gNo5PIxUIZtg5aw779IY6iaRFpzBibU5NTw"}
{"text": "那么，可以打麻药了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151220"}
{"text": "改变不了了，是吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6396429"}
{"text": "想象中的船宴和实际完全不同。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6316323"}
{"text": "因为害羞所以不看没刮干净的地方。", "question": null, "star": 211, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388909"}
{"text": "主人快看，打碎花瓶的家伙被我抓到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8onj5sk35j20fu0fujv7"}
{"text": "藤新", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g28s6u0pf4j20yi1b5n64"}
{"text": "严格的说，并不是，人的本命年也不是猴年啊。", "question": "虎年是小猫咪的本命年吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从买了人寿保险那天起，我妻子就特别勤快地做家务了。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 58, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "职业野生动物选手", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6778563"}
{"text": "FBI WARNING是真的啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8EG5nkwlmhibicaLGqRhwyBRuQiaUJWOibHDn206iaic4eTI1UUa1iaueTCP7A"}
{"text": "最开始四个人的群，为了喷我，埋汰我，污蔑我，后来人越加越多，后来尼玛促成了一个高中同学聚会，饭桌上，初始成员几个人起来讲话敬我酒，说这次聚会要感谢我……其他人一脸蒙逼", "question": "你加过什么奇葩的微信群？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的Polo标志变了，是吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2430258"}
{"text": "换灯管", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9K7q7LIEXrAQPibdj5a249S5yqgHlUUrtvBiaZK6II9oyfgO6WCXwztetw"}
{"text": "日神每周推送", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YsZSdYibz7MXViaFDWM0Uc3fHI8OE0c7AiajTGVLpaGXEwibuG6w7fgosSg"}
{"text": "说好一起过终点的家伙甩自己2圈了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6oxrt470tj30ci0elgp2"}
{"text": "熊猫曼拟人化", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6462111"}
{"text": "活着。", "question": "我想知道人生的正确答案，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4755432"}
{"text": "今天刚刚发现一个规律，当一个人说「你怎么这么自私」的时候，接下来这个人就要做一些自私的事情了。", "question": "你碰过的最自私的人是怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都要戀不住了还把厕所门把手拽掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqRWh6yf0Q3uZ1J6IIgqU9AlBggMnicyQCRfiakFzMeJyEIVibdFxYZE6xw"}
{"text": "敌人看起来很强，我吓软了腿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3392128"}
{"text": "她是不是住在和我们不同的宇宙里？", "question": "当我有一维女朋友时的一些经历，请告诉我。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351249"}
{"text": "莫过于眼界狭窄却又自以为是。其他的毛病还可以改，自以为是的人是永远不会觉得自己有毛病的。", "question": "男生如何显得低俗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫头婴", "question": null, "star": 749, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "我在铁窗里，却在意铁窗外的你过得安不安全？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "卡拉OK点了冷门歌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj49HEK3yvpGRBK4vb3YBW5QYAzgQUiczlsiaUjGgrm6ZCbvRW6OesAJ9w"}
{"text": "“给我出来！出来！出来！出来！身体不行！”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2286879"}
{"text": "其实没收到", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "在无法放弃成为音乐剧女演员的梦想的情况下，嫁给了苹果农。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175640"}
{"text": "我们这样真的就算条纹猫了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "你昨天在自家厕所看了17分21秒的书，我还是比较喜欢你前天穿的那件睡衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs9u40ed5hj30ci0elwh3"}
{"text": "展示我小时候跳皮筋的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkiaq7BlX5gR1Dic6DHiaJfJFcNCddbKytgJvmYDTDjGSbSE95geoxVQCsQ"}
{"text": "因为凡是去买充电器的人，他们的充电器都坏了……", "question": "为什么 Apple 官网上 MacBook MagSafe 充电器的评分低得可怜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "微支付", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381117"}
{"text": "我在做爱后喝了威士忌。", "question": "我在晚上喝了早晨的酒。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367891"}
{"text": "靠谱。不管是不是自学，只要是学音乐，都得靠谱。", "question": "完全不懂乐器的人想自学乐器靠不靠谱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和平精英肺炎版", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1g9rnDfl0IYMp2N8VG4C4adYAGgI5d3W9uKdtcmeKws111YicnaOWgjw"}
{"text": "第一次听说付费玩家干不过免费玩家的……", "question": "如何评价女子公交上玩手机未让座遭老人扇耳光？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打120急救电话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicLnBERIoHzj0Z0MYgsQmUBF4qoyoDSiaTLAuAk0LVU6vRsXtjfBR1yZA"}
{"text": "告诉厨师这里的食物是最好的。", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "便利店坚决不借厕所的员工和快要憋不住的顾客。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7210141"}
{"text": "“你瞅我刚整的纹身 我对象名”“啊 嫂子不是叫...”", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "暂时考虑一下。", "question": "用七个字让他想象出来。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993962"}
{"text": "不好意思哦～男主人叫我在他洗澡时死守住手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grb50eo6bfj30ci0eln55"}
{"text": "兼职扮熊的大学生看到室友来逛动物园了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZibEGY84ZO2POtZSv8rHmC0RgaJPHA7lOxAuW1d9SlFzDq7qqmRibvLHw"}
{"text": "四岁二字的玩偶真的让人担心啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1Yny2U84r34VmowozJkGqicZd9RlaBibxGd6jHvbKvkr6dcrAZNBXO8KkjSA"}
{"text": "说了些无聊的话。", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "柯南完结了？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9PWfJ44fMCOMeb5Qj4Lla5f7NRy3feFaAjqDFvOibgaRWAqoZia3T0nUw"}
{"text": "我该如何给变成我的猫穿上衣服呢？", "question": "你和一只猫互换了身体，你会怎么做？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6597548"}
{"text": "对妻子的应对（主要是酒席后的）。", "question": "告诉我哪些事情不能太软弱。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4147087"}
{"text": "就不ban猛犸", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "爸爸。", "question": "妈妈买的衣服，怎样才能穿出时尚感呢？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973378"}
{"text": "您认为面包的单位是多少斤？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162835"}
{"text": "当你和上镜的姐妹一起拍写真时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrVsNKG3oHhDibEN4smzpXpvDTKNV8rTymK73qWRIEWzanxoB6xQ6zPWg"}
{"text": "夫妻财产分割以房门为界", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZiasqqO3JolMboSiaogWf4mqU4AGpQ6G6KUc3XgBnGVmiackyEzFJyluicA"}
{"text": "千万不要现在嫁人！！千万不要现在嫁人！！千万不要现在嫁人！！", "question": "18 岁工厂打工女孩，仅小学学历，如何扩大视野和增加勇气？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蜂花护发护.....蜂发护发素......蜂花.....算了 = =", "question": "有哪些让你感动的国货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有女生进群了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYRlgs79JyhA5tf4E8ksNx1szv50JyvBEQT2kBGRnvAribVBicUW8oJfsA"}
{"text": "你要问这是不是笔吗？", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 370, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "大反π", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhG5EUiaWuDx5dy1w9XtnD5skQDMzXxcHB6SPCu06yEibgmk30jYWdNUtFg"}
{"text": "没。矫情的人生没有希望。", "question": "刚毕业拿二十多万年薪的程序员还有希望吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个是地对地，一个是地对空，方向不同；一个是中低空巡航，一个是扶摇直上，高度不同。一个是赶路，一个是飞升，境界不同。去哪，头就指向哪。", "question": "为什么超人要趴着飞，而中国的神仙都是竖着飞的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "使用兑换机一定不会找回100日元。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "4396，2.2k，5.5k", "question": "有哪些「懂的人自然懂」的数字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有点闲但是今天一整天都是晴天。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6864218"}
{"text": "哎呀，身体不由自主地就增肥了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5184839"}
{"text": "每天坐直升飞机出行的人，可能会觉得应该取缔所有汽车，腾出空间来，多建一些停机坪。", "question": "中国为什么不取缔电动车和电动三轮车？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然U型工事已经被破坏得很严重，但是其他的我想不到什么。", "question": "你和谁断绝关系？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5895198"}
{"text": "此后的动作会暴露我是骗子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5590057"}
{"text": "（前辈就不能早点买辆自己的摩托车吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu105rvzanj30ci0elwii"}
{"text": "把耳朵还我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "回想着删掉后再也找不回来的资源", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNbcFFM6Flj8gMYeYBfePTZ1szQO3GFDehqicZYQfa01BHIoKia6rMzrRw"}
{"text": "第一次帮忙做饭留念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1eW3b3MMiaxfobnPxtpSTuHX5Vv7aQPichrUrmny9DL7Pp8PqTcBg9MIQ"}
{"text": "拼命用鼠标干扰触摸板的操作。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "1217291"}
{"text": "「我是大狮几！那这被炉我收……』「我是阿喵啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hck25yf0j9j30ci0eljt3"}
{"text": "我爱你，骗你是小狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLEw6EtqVPNK38yRHKdZHib1DpazsjVGrD06leibNsrbczTNiajls44HuSw"}
{"text": "《搏击俱乐部》：恐怖组织头头炸掉城市，宣传丢掉所有就是自由《爆裂鼓手》：最没用的就是「还不错」，所以我最好的学生都被逼上吊了《低俗小说》：据说和大哥的女人跳扭扭舞会被射死在厕所《猜火车》：毒品让我 high 到天花板上爬小孩《燕尾蝶》：妓女会说三国话居然还成明星《蛮荒故事》：惹我就是要你命《无耻混蛋》：哈哈人权算什么我是印第安犹太我喜欢割人家头皮《达拉斯买家俱乐部》：虽然我滥交到得艾滋但是政府禁了我的民间处方所以我偷偷卖《天堂电影院》：凭什么要安排人家的人生阻止人家谈恋爱《战争之王》：买军火的被联合国抓了一个电话打到高层居然放人，电影就结束了？黑到联合国《沉默的羔羊》：幺兽啦食人魔居然做主角类似我还能举出几百个。", "question": "影视作品务必要向观众传达正确的三观吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自动售货机卡住了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "别人天生丽质，我天生励志。", "question": "长得丑是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个蘑菇好新鲜！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2989562"}
{"text": "那会怕有一天会跌倒，喔喔", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "虽然被溅了一声，但洒水车今天放的郭德纲相声好好笑哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8b9fa9cAZDMfslYP8XGj9qhlDv9uSOLIxFv8GMfZZoLK10AOwsx07Bhg"}
{"text": "果然还是讨厌预防接种！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4917731"}
{"text": "兄弟之间的争吵级别太高了，停不下来。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "307873"}
{"text": "是的，在那里点击充值。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4001443"}
{"text": "1:04:29", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh98mp7lv4j30ci0el0tu"}
{"text": "虽然输了两亿，但在G1中赢了一万局的战利品。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382397"}
{"text": "这是那桌的客人", "question": null, "star": 259, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0rv87c5e7j611w18j0zf02"}
{"text": "孙子孙女外孙外孙女等16人的暑假作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qcc3Uy6sbQJVlSarkFZLGs4icB27clxrvic30p2ZGX5shOI4YjQWSY4IHmz5ozhLBCTicHBZfcBNCgw"}
{"text": "下课，12岁以下的留下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8YvO3fP2CIIrmAvgvgIGqDZaAf2gv70lxOiam6mclEyZibpWMcFEuUt7g"}
{"text": "工藤新一。", "question": "有哪些动漫角色原本是打酱油却也很受欢迎的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "集中精神点关闭广告的X", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TqO4kueQkV3F2yLhK9uI67AHppZBE6qI26sVEjmtZnX9M4ZqIhWofMQ"}
{"text": "给朋友照相不说 123。", "question": "法医有哪些常见的职业病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扔到那么远的地方，应该不会再跟上来了吧”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj04euMtH3NEaSU95T9TG4efLDZjOicP6jlJ7icSfM1RRGQ5Pwoj6vzTysfQ"}
{"text": "另外，好玩儿啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338686"}
{"text": "奶油焦糖", "question": "请表现出高级的打喷嚏声。", "star": 8750, "type": "T2T", "image": "3124012"}
{"text": "我在车里放了个屁把社长关在里面了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212798"}
{"text": "给智能家居装猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "我娶了一个该校毕业生，使用下来非常满意。", "question": "宁波诺丁汉大学靠不靠谱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有Wi-Fi", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzt4qel8ytj30ci0eltat"}
{"text": "这是一根非常珍贵的野生松树棒。", "question": null, "star": 92, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235950"}
{"text": "减肥期间，这些应该饭前吃还是饭后吃呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TjOicfiakEria1x3rxRM6YrYnpahC5aTZ05ZSHYedVNY8icVF35VVQSK8tg"}
{"text": "跳上自行车后才发现车座被偷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8apdg6539j30ci0eladl"}
{"text": "生个孩子！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3148990"}
{"text": "面试官：不用那么紧张，放松点！", "question": null, "star": 162, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0c0l31qm0j60zs0zsjxb02"}
{"text": "啊？", "question": "如何回答「证明自己智商孱弱」的面试题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贵的基本款，便宜的季度流行。", "question": "年轻女孩，是平价漂亮衣服，还是买几件经典但高品质名牌衣服好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为打不好所以状态不好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6655384"}
{"text": "握拳攻击！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3547468"}
{"text": "将军大人（10）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5453695"}
{"text": "从二楼滴眼药水时的眼睛表面。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "568296"}
{"text": "防犯摄像头捕捉到在下雪的日子疯狂跳舞的新娘身影。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401167"}
{"text": "从'丽子微笑'到现在已经过去30年的丽子。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2803350"}
{"text": "异地恋女友每次和我视频都在做平板支撑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXJWUgS4nLc2ONPj0hW8C32Z1LJNVYm2eTjbe08ian3tnepQeXIJEe3pw"}
{"text": "贞子跑走了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5105244"}
{"text": "我试图做碰瓷结果车被毁了自己却没事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4659104"}
{"text": "正常的，每次我喝奶茶，也是叫老婆去排队，我就在那坐着。吃饭盒的时候，因为微软更加准时下班，所以都是我去买。", "question": "如何看待「10块钱的盒饭都是男人在吃，20块钱的奶茶都是女人在排队」的说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候就一直梦想着一次吃两个。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003947"}
{"text": "那朵云为什么在等我？", "question": "请问您能说得更具体一些吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6103963"}
{"text": "一个人就足够了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1515325"}
{"text": "……他可能用机械臂给你一耳刮子。", "question": "如果 AlphaGo 让我 50 子，然后设定他要赢棋，他会怎么下?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扫码用得Taobao Pay", "question": "把动漫角色的名字改得土气一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5434508"}
{"text": "明白了吗？接下来的作战是国王游戏，我和那个孩子要亲吻，所以不准失败！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3116789"}
{"text": "特地采访了一下老公，他说：你睡着后翻身转过来，无意识中把手搭在我身上的一瞬，我就觉得太温暖了，太可爱了，太软糯了，太待亲了，这一瞬间，你以前对我的那些“胳膊肘怼我眼睛、捅我屁眼儿害我闪了腰、踩我小脚趾、揪我腿毛、指甲把我脸划出血、膝盖顶我裆、把我耳垂拽撕裂”等等的非法操作一下子就会被我忘掉，我简直爱死你了。可是你搭完之后还要打呼噜，那些非法操作，我就一下子又想起来了……", "question": "女友/老婆的哪一个细节让你觉得特别暖心？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "办签证的时候，千万说自己是学物理的，别说自己是搞雷达的。", "question": "就读985大学，专业为“电磁场与无线技术”，有意向出国留学，有什么好的建议吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "斯内夫：“因为是愚人节，我只是穿着玩偶服骗大雄说‘哆啦A梦回来了！’而已……”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6942510"}
{"text": "你看到我的大麻花了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNRgmwAicibYjgsgFGX0Esj8oPia4tIMFhVnD07kP7l6xZ4shRsea1A7K6Q"}
{"text": "有次交班，当班医师交待新病人病史：「……对氯雷他定过敏……」屋里所有人顿时一人一脸「我嘞个去！这也行？」的表情。氯雷他定为常用抗过敏药物之一。", "question": "你见过哪些奇怪的过敏源？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为捡到的衣服太小了只能穿过头，所以就直接穿上了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6726090"}
{"text": "本来在旋转火锅发明的初期确实是有这两种形式分庭抗礼。但是随时时间的推移，商家发现，人转菜不转的这个形式中，食客们更注重旋转的体验，而忽略了火锅的存在，有很大一部分人甚至专程带着孩子家人来旋转，但是却点很少的菜，可是座位是有限的，这些人占着座位不消费，造成了商家极大的损失。再后来，有一些聪明的商家所幸取消了旋转座位中间的火锅菜品，还把座位设计成各种动物招揽来旋转的顾客，这便是旋转木马的起源。", "question": "旋转小火锅转的是食物，为什么不能转人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她会带着素颜的女友来。", "question": "压倒性的钓鱼预算不足，这是豪宅里常见的事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6391190"}
{"text": "教师のteacher", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9xat0z0t4j30ci0eln1e"}
{"text": "老师，你怎么知道这部分是我做的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70uslQibAjdUKJdXcRTkj2E2ev4VhkjratOpgvibAUIaAVYoQ1ZVSOEP3YeQ"}
{"text": "你没有户口本。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5772979"}
{"text": "oi！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFPfpphmGeDqSBMDyuXbgWNjRBAWQBfiad5gs8HWCIwVOZibwIt736IWHg"}
{"text": "小时候觉得最赚钱的方法，长大后发现都写在《刑法》上了。", "question": "你有哪些曾经自认伟大、能赚钱的创意，被发现已经被别人实现，或被证明不可行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唱歌给他听道谢吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2ikbur8rfj30ci0elju8"}
{"text": "蚊子视角被蛰到气急败坏的野蛮人类", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqmWwCl3SsWs8lQCNgqOZJ7okEphicV4OgMxb73xKc2V8PCmZw3LwR8Lw"}
{"text": "大声和我一起读：子涵和梓涵刚进教室，一不小心撞倒了紫涵和子晗，子轩和紫萱吓得后退了几步，梓轩和梓萱赶紧跑过来扶住了紫涵和子晗。这时候，可昕和可馨吵起来了，浩宇、皓宇和昊宇赶紧过来劝架，结果又撞上了若曦、若熙和若溪。晨曦和陈曦赶紧让浩然找欣怡和心怡，欣怡和心怡也没有办法，就让雨涵和语涵去通知班主任。", "question": "2021 年全国姓名报告发布，为什么「泽」、「梓」、「子」等字使用频率最高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无论你多么喜欢cosplay，八墓村都不是cosplay的地方。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4712821"}
{"text": "「回来时帮我带瓶酱油！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evg6a1ejnnj20ao08uwg5"}
{"text": "我所在领域......？内个啥，诸位先生太太小姐公子，你们要给亭子买保险吗？", "question": "如何用你所在领域的知识和视角，写 2022 年高考「红楼梦」材料的作文题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃了饭还在玩手机，不离开座位的家伙要收附加餐饮税。", "question": "缴税的人比较聪明。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4944554"}
{"text": "自己被去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6lf82b594j30ci0elaef"}
{"text": "美瞳戴反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehf1g6mc1cj20b209djrz"}
{"text": "什么？又换领导了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJibGKNs9OfpjnRtDJbWMHUCycB8jddH3By3AagdcibePG2fgA6nDI516w"}
{"text": "昨晚涂了一层咖喱一觉醒来竟招来这么多。。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea5ihcbp9xj20c10alwft"}
{"text": "50道对错题你都能打0分，不是故意的才怪……为什么要装傻？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hawcd1fxl5j30ci0el79d"}
{"text": "爸爸长期觉得我儿子和我长得不像，最终瞒着我，带我儿子去做 DNA 了，结果显示爷孙俩并无半毛钱关系。老婆哭得要死要活愿意以死证明自己的清白。于是，我亲自和儿子做了一次 DNA 检测，结果显示，二人系父子关系。接着，我和我爸又去做了 DNA 检测，结果显示，我俩并无半毛钱关系。老妈哭得要死要活，愿意以死证明自身的清白。于是，我又和老妈做了一次 DNA 检测，结果显示，我俩同样无半毛钱关系。排除基因突变，就只有在医院抱错孩子这一种可能了。连夜我们一家赶去了我出生的那家医院。老护士翻阅着泛黄的纸质档案，最终表示，那天和我同一天同一时刻出生男孩的只有一个，叫 xxx。老婆惊呆了，我也惊呆了。仔细核对了那个小男孩的所有资料，最终确定，那个小男孩就是老婆的「亲哥」。老婆颤抖着打电话叫来了岳父岳母和她「亲哥」。她「亲哥」被掳去和我爸我妈做 DNA 检测，我被掳去和岳父岳母做 DNA 检测。结果显示，我和岳父岳母系亲父子母子关系，老婆亲哥和我爸妈系亲父子母子关系。也就是说，我老婆是我亲妹，我是我老婆亲哥。可我俩是亲兄妹，孩子是近亲繁衍的产物，为何并无半点异样？最后，我不得不又和老婆做了一次 DNA 检测。检测结果显示，二人并无半毛钱关系。还好还好，我老婆并不是我亲妹。我也不是我老婆亲哥。那么……她到底是谁呢？我带着疑问望向了原是我岳父岳母的亲生父母。老婆激动万分，泪光闪烁地逼问两位老人自己是谁。亲生父亲开口道：「你……其实是我从垃圾堆里捡回来的。」", "question": "有哪些「神反转」的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗澡还是吃饭？/做给我自己吃？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338031"}
{"text": "小夫比小渊大是因为小夫坐了十年牢。", "question": "可以的话，请教我一些动漫的杂学知识。", "star": 468, "type": "T2T", "image": "3921200"}
{"text": "我刚按门铃，门就开了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4806450"}
{"text": "我发现了严重的错误。", "question": null, "star": 10022, "type": "I2T", "image": "4855012"}
{"text": "分子|分母", "question": null, "star": 270, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1her4obnhpnj60u0190tcz02"}
{"text": "哭泣的铁人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389145"}
{"text": "Kevin遇到了外星人。他刚想告诉爸爸，就被电击了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "2756161"}
{"text": "嘿，喂！别磨蹭了，快点干吧~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352495"}
{"text": "没跟男盆友在一起的时候，他有一天叫我出去说请我吃大盘鸡，吃着吃着他让我看一眼微信，我当时？？？你坐我对面给我发微信？然后看到他发过来的一条消息：我们在一起吧，如果你同意就吃一块土豆，不同意就吃一块鸡肉。我低头一看鸡肉全被他吃光了一块都没有剩。", "question": "你觉得吃过最亏的一顿饭是哪次？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么只有你的肘部颜色和裙子不一样？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "大概是女主参加一个舞会，然后后妈和继妹想让女主出丑，反被女主套路，提前下了类似泻药的东西喝了下去。然后女主和男主跳舞，后妈和继妹忍不住就一直不停地放屁……最后后妈继妹伴随着音乐的很有节拍的一直在放屁，给女主的舞蹈带来了完美的伴奏……我：？？？？？", "question": "网络小说里有什么沙雕情节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把 ta 的对象变成你的", "question": "有没有哪些舔狗的反击？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃老娘一个大嘴巴子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hg069ilbwpj30ci0elmzl"}
{"text": "捣乱的方法", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "茂男：“你在吗，小泉？”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5678623"}
{"text": "倒下后紧接着发生后续的铺垫。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 217, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": "喂，真的那么喜欢乱扔德式炸肉排吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6386732"}
{"text": "磨损的拖把", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357508"}
{"text": "刚下单的鱼翅就到货了真是及时呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfH4NJnoFATKrC5JqcIavS9cUmd2vtQzviawzV0NqrACprziavG2vX1pibUA"}
{"text": "这次的奥特曼好厉害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7356184"}
{"text": "运动会变成战场。", "question": "在战国武将担任职务时常见的情况。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7301692"}
{"text": "替我签到的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9tQ3sicSqg4VnnXvn86NaGr6v8W0icmmSeKz6wqlPlmrIVhK1ZSY1FSgA"}
{"text": "看什么看，小孩与人不得入内", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "我记得以前在屋台（路边摊）上卖过一些奇怪的美国手工艺品，真是让人难以置信。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6475335"}
{"text": "意大利部分姓氏会很惨烈。Bevilacqua 您喝水Passalacqua 递水Lacavalla 母马Maiale 猪Sesso 性Gonfiacani 吹小狗Mangiacapre 吃羊Cecagallina 瞎鸡Bastardo 王 8 蛋Pipi 嘘嘘（液体）还有更多Cognomi Strani, Buffi, Ridicoli e Divertenti dall'Elenco Telefonico直接点翻译就可以看了，简直灾难。", "question": "如果意译外国人的名字会怎么样?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "橡皮擦被针扎了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5618692"}
{"text": "晚上和舍友一起看贞子，贞子快从屏幕爬出来的时候，我俩不约而同的把两个手机屏幕合在了一起。以为这样贞子来回穿，就爬不出来了。", "question": "如果你被贞子或者伽椰子缠上了，你想怎样活下来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚睡醒时，一脸懵逼的被老师叫上黑板做题。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbulrKRlTP6WIoO8icDmQN1pGQHgH5NMiclPoodvePibbYEf9qy6L0WATDA"}
{"text": "我想卖掉钢琴。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6164344"}
{"text": "没关车窗就开进了全自动洗车机", "question": null, "star": 660, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gitgu1u1t5j60u00xkadz02"}
{"text": "放进去了正合适。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5904857"}
{"text": "手中的玻璃杯有多坚固？只有摔碎的那一刻你才知道。", "question": "淘宝有个业务叫查男朋友忠诚度，你会去试吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为曾经住过，所以努力想一想。", "question": "请问怎样去漫湖呢？", "star": 160, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464589"}
{"text": "不到 30 岁就已经相遍全城适龄青年。", "question": "三、四线城市生活是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本喵一定帮主人找出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoTDxcmfugg7TYwmqVavzjMovib1F6B6DIFAeCJ2S88BqX7iaYKzq6cD5A"}
{"text": "小学时一年级升旗还不让敬礼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "你手里不是已经有钱了吗？", "question": null, "star": 295, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0qogmxsbgj60ky0omaby02"}
{"text": "爸爸，不想陪你玩游戏了啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbyZVWZX8auzibcSdBK1zd2BgmXgQUu6lTKTft6QV9b6xyGWpn4zefakQ"}
{"text": "元配的母亲。", "question": "这样的打工地方的店长我讨厌。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3864126"}
{"text": "嗯，我一年才洗一次澡，为什么我们的时间会撞上呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7204268"}
{"text": "我觉得这个问题只有一个话糙理不糙的回答：没有最强大的职业，只有最牛逼的玩家。", "question": "自己是一个冷门专业的学生，看到热门专业的同学风风火火，不免有种和时代脱节的感觉，怎么摆脱这种失落感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "辛子明太子必须先清洗！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3599740"}
{"text": "配送岗，被交警扣了三辆电动车...", "question": "你为什么从京东离职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两年前的我。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518053"}
{"text": "敲击口袋后，饼干增加了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1653812"}
{"text": "松本严格检查田中是否在笑。", "question": null, "star": 116198, "type": "I2T", "image": "3554608"}
{"text": "大阪的大妈。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533009"}
{"text": "跳箱失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNKlBv4vnGrftA93AxTzHKHDlzj1uYFIncQrhHXmnUYsjKmWyTKrhTAWA"}
{"text": "要抱抱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu18lq58prj209f08eac9"}
{"text": "这便是我的座儿，请您观赏.", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtqkdid0ej20yi15qtxg"}
{"text": "上联:大理无理下联:德国缺德横批:德理不饶人", "question": "如何看待瑞士购买的 24 万只口罩被德国拦截？能要回来吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把发票和标签贴身上。", "question": "买了很贵的东西，被不懂的人以为很便宜，怎样应对这种情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买票，过去，现在。", "question": "异地女友的爷爷意外去世，该如何恰当地表达关心和安慰？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就比如小的时候我总想抓一只蚊子当宠物，可是每次无论怎么轻动作蚊子君最后都成了二维的存在。", "question": "老虎宝宝从小养到大，它会攻击我吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "划船入场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj04Yd4SYvfl9biaJ2lC3DbwYKQ0Q1nmZRqyCdP1QjdkcFuDPxia3wP9gwsg"}
{"text": "哎呀，等一下，还会有更好的东西出来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763940"}
{"text": "你丫捉迷藏玩到一半居然回家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4thmsssgrj30ci0elgmz"}
{"text": "吃自助前解一下腰带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYlZxq3jQ3X9icwmYef7ibeasBGsqPMqItlB6aATD03DqnrRVBhquXwZbw"}
{"text": "虾仁从筷子上滑跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvR29r0tw8x4iaiaXBNfBSiau8g4bdFDVicO8ZdyibbxzgKHB22Zt22ZlEUytw"}
{"text": "不然现在我也抱抱您？", "question": "被人说「我小时候还抱过你呢」应该如何回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等厕所的时候粪坑爆了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "领导凌晨出差，嘱咐我不论如何一定把他喊起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pjuLYRMibpkPAIwLN7rsAURepesnIYmmA5xsibvcnEmjZQCrGzic7G4CqA"}
{"text": "医生老是让我开衬衫前面，卷起裤脚什么的，真是烦人。我就是这么做的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306669"}
{"text": "买下《不再被人骗》后第一页写着别买这种书", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyau7qkjk2j30ci0elq6f"}
{"text": "Wow, top class!", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4110668"}
{"text": "天花板，我要进来了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "要不要换新狗窝的家庭会议", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "可以嫁..·", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm16ofmjyj20g50ecdlz"}
{"text": "在讨厌的上司盘子中偷偷加入安眠药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcwr7xcuqpj30ci0el43b"}
{"text": "女神上厕所去了，让我保管一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKlLsyvKGwTAOhnP8loOicJRy1ibk8bdH2b9zGJmicyiaL9RBeFiaavGMI0bA"}
{"text": "现在是下班时间，等上班再来回答。", "question": "公司里有太多混吃等死的「咸鱼」，是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "推车的老汉把车扶手弄断了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1QbfbYRBFictHzz3WwhbwicibQRfX47n92yVn8D3CaMibhNTChgvjDV0zqg"}
{"text": "0.5米级巨人，击破！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqBZZ9oL1PDD6nt0XG2LsDjG1DrnwRBEiazxmEgI22stQESoiaT3eGvPEw"}
{"text": "上面写着'小小地成功了'。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3668621"}
{"text": "这是平野 Nora 变得华丽之前的 故事 。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3437489"}
{"text": "人、人家才不是为了你出手的啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdtiasjlyjj30ci0elmyn"}
{"text": "胖虎「他们怎么都没有影子？救命啊！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eotpsjsk45j20b20aejsu"}
{"text": "希望你能顺利毕业。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865841"}
{"text": "螃蟹", "question": "这个人右手握力是9千公斤，左手是15公斤，他经常会做的一些事情。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7243926"}
{"text": "孙悟空坐下。", "question": "给知名角色的名字加上一个字使其变得有趣。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376167"}
{"text": "哎呀，不对，再往右边一点。", "question": null, "star": 110, "type": "I2T", "image": "5049274"}
{"text": "在这里来个强烈的袈裟斩！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3361368"}
{"text": "三年级B班的金老师。", "question": "请你从那个节目的名称中只取一个字，然后把这个字去掉，制作出看起来不太有趣的节目。", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "4102861"}
{"text": "这个不是有公式的吗？一个时间点 + 一件小事 + 形容润色 + 海誓山盟如：四年前的一个早上，你忙碌着为我准备早餐，看着你的身影，我恍惚看到了天使，美极了，那时我便默默对自己说，这就是我要用一辈子去爱去疼的女人。最后紧紧抱住她，不用多解释。", "question": "如何回答女生「你喜欢我什么」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那几个猎人说要自己推猫车", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "男子汉，明年一定能够考上的！", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "有人在蹲坑里看《舌尖上的中国》。", "question": "在公司的厕所里，你都遇到过什么奇葩的事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "得到了让周围稍微变暗的能力，所以开心地说话的家伙们看起来像反派角色。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1709565"}
{"text": "高烧90度！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWreXoJnSgy2TChEtAxyiaibbzCwUa1Ih6mugz6Idslt5ribNe3icxZVVTvXYw"}
{"text": "虽然我说过我喜欢香肠，但是我觉得在生日礼物中选择这个怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6287812"}
{"text": "我pad没电了", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "把主人送去宠物医院后回家的路上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h175lp22wyj30ci0el756"}
{"text": "快餐店，一货刚入职，冬天早上，一个妹子点餐要了冰红茶叮嘱多加冰，这个妹子我之前当班天天都能看见她（店面小只有两个点餐台，一般都是一个人当班）每天早上都要提神的冰饮或者咖啡。餐齐了，没有冰。妹子过来问，让加点冰。那货拒绝了，说：「女生喝凉的不好哦。」然后给递回去了……我和妹子震惊到了……后面他和顾客的交流方式也各种令人匪夷所思，就是顾客越买东西越劝人家别买那种。被投诉了 n 次以后我就开了他。他走的时候还以为自己是个大暖男。", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "房子虽小，却总是见不到面。", "question": "我们的家族也许也是忍者吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6765729"}
{"text": "先生，病毒还在吗？ 还在呢，在呢，在呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1087474"}
{"text": "即使它是纳粹的象征，也不能在俄罗斯方块中消除它吧！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361464"}
{"text": "妈妈的精选。", "question": "妈妈买的衣服，怎样才能穿出时尚感呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973378"}
{"text": " 敢于离开错的男人。 ", "question": "什么样的女生算是心智成熟了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "半夜一个人在家，手机揣兜里自动打出了「别回头」三个字。我真的一晚上没敢回头，横着走。", "question": "你被吓得最惨的一次是什么情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里不可以抽烟，我们会在呼吸机里加尼古丁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZLwcoNLC9zbrJvmSKwGJFia080icfUyVPoDdwoLxicSTicDnOIBibHdmC60Q"}
{"text": "只要再加一层老虎的伪装，就没人看出来我其实是驴不是马了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "笑点研究所电子烟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtGWH8kryJqBVMJKDvKK0wnANOX7K9QyhYzkOibLewxNshFZKv6ubEW3w"}
{"text": "第一次见到卸妆后的主人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7511cftjoj30ci0elwfr"}
{"text": "脊椎动物们共同保有着几亿年前的共同祖先差点被昆虫的祖先捕食的恐怖记忆。", "question": "如果父母可以把记忆遗传给孩子，会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "素颜的妻子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXAfBly1bkz3NbDXPFKRElwXxcNmsY3lUpX44JAOjm0MK6pCG0pLyfGQ"}
{"text": "不擅长鼓掌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaabbqiaWD54uIngibPWXdyBfTZTgbJH2hDXjIo60DDRQ4zL76sLUCIC8sw"}
{"text": "接力棒呐！喂！我问你接力棒呐！！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw10k6u36wj20yi1a84qp"}
{"text": "原来大家都是本命年啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVHv2GOkLRTY4zuAS4U1zVYXNYKzbziaWPkK8miaYXg8N4dWaoM4BwHicDg"}
{"text": "我是新浪微博的产品经理", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "《风之谷的娜乌西卡》", "question": "标题就写一个字，别太多了。", "star": 39, "type": "T2T", "image": "5819378"}
{"text": "穿上宇航服把拉链拉断了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHBU2icwlkVj6HibOQkxGNOkaIl3gmA1bkR6LEYczYPt4OIpattEOOna4Q"}
{"text": "战队成员从后方陆续赶来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUiaFOQvjXBhWiaRoVoC4DBCDR99Q8t1m8qXV6YuW81aquMH6IPibujgAibsQ"}
{"text": "妈妈，你一定要吃早饭啊！哪怕只吃这个也行！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368207"}
{"text": "“只要在这里坐一分钟，就能穿越到一分钟以后”的时间机器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icgcRE0U7qQMYJE4xSFgibuzQDWjwaciacJIUzBMnUnfTHRrSkQKFY4Gxw"}
{"text": "蓝牙", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7047635"}
{"text": "化妆水倒得太多了，我拿不动了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5673446"}
{"text": "她答应你了\n还是来晚一步了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyxiaxpaahfJHIa6qoWg47mqDcf9gPaRRQBia3K0GEuLDQWEqYou8qMXiaQ"}
{"text": "班上的富二代每周带来的圆珠笔越来越炫酷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmiallM7P0427zlCqxMeLdQWo2Ey7ZTMjhhZwzicgtrw7ibWGVknJ1XZHicTw"}
{"text": "这个面包叫bread。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162835"}
{"text": "上一场电影等彩蛋还没走的观众。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "十个词就差不多概括了:时间必须是「千年」地点动不动「天下」人物则多「谁人」起因常见「离愁」经过多要「徘徊」结果就是「殇」抬头「月」，见「青」衣，「不见」「谁人」请告诉我没有类似词汇的「网络伤感古风歌曲」，", "question": "为什么古风音乐总是被喷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "司机一滴酒，亲人两行泪。", "question": "潘金莲说完「你若有心，吃我这半盏儿残酒。」之后，武松该怎么做怎么说才能让潘金莲知难而退而又不至于闹僵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我会一直在你身边支持你。", "question": null, "star": 75, "type": "I2T", "image": "6612826"}
{"text": "张无忌掉下悬崖吧唧摔死了段誉掉下悬崖吧唧也摔死了小龙女掉下悬崖吧唧还是摔死了掉下悬崖的统统摔死了", "question": "如果你能够改写金庸小说中的故事情节，你最想改哪一段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6272229"}
{"text": "呐喊、叫喊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6379580"}
{"text": "把音量旋钮调到最大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icYzTtPSSaGVNHwHicBGAicVbDLs9PWzdL8R8fzCsxuNia83lofmcUyjbKA"}
{"text": "为了搬到国外，我需要把电视搬进家里，并且在搬运过程中保持其大小，然后运送到新家……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835288"}
{"text": "用脚请求握手。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6511482"}
{"text": "尖 - jiān (sharp)", "question": "仔细想想，告诉我七个由“盾”组成的汉字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7167437"}
{"text": "土狗", "question": "好听点说是美女，难听点说是丑女。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2802583"}
{"text": "给孩子讲一把筷子折不断的寓言总有个手劲大的来捣乱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtibYXC22eXrjsruvgHP3yYUoXefVcOpYg6Y1f04MfF2ibceN2qk56Uiclg"}
{"text": "做b超的时候医生说我不能再吃玉米了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "会老一岁。", "question": "坚持每天喝一杯白酒，一年后会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你小子，再让我喊爸爸就把你脖子拧断", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFJbLNoWvLagv1LeQw6UcZlSwok1iaQKx1KZbr4ibMAtRuR0uNYPQYcq1w"}
{"text": "禁止海豚大便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nsoQQUgNLgibicSc9t5nLmgiaPLOpTC0RDS9SciaAC9J8WnJ9H8epz2l1bQ"}
{"text": "千片蓝海藏深处。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1512587"}
{"text": "因为买不起上万的……", "question": "为什么有人会花几百、上千块钱买副耳机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以光速涌入图书馆。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "如果一个媒人跟你介绍相亲对象时，说性格，说家产，说学历，说人脉。那么那个对象一定长得不好看。所以，老戏骨们在评价一个小鲜肉时，如果多用，努力，有灵性，有礼貌，有人气，有潜力等等，那么说明，他一定没演技。", "question": "影视行业内对「小鲜肉」「爱豆」的真实评价是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贞子被家暴", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "领导要喝酒只有你说自己吃了头孢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868jcKUHLPAXQ5ptgYibHTSaqHmUAtIIwRjnxVsMExFfvzlTxLxFbGgMyg"}
{"text": "里面还有人！我弟弟还在里面！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi321l289nj30ci0eln1w"}
{"text": "泡了约十分钟温泉后，在旁边的岩石上休息的人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7234015"}
{"text": "高中时喜欢女生 C，她坐我前面，性格大大咧咧的像个男孩子。我们俩关系非常好，但只是处于好哥们儿的状态，我一直都在纠结如何才能更进一步。有天放学一起走，我鼓足了勇气问她道：「C，你有没有喜欢的人呢？要我帮你搞定吗？」C 的脸刷一下就红了，完全不像我认识的那个假小子：「唉，有是有，不过没可能的啦，你也帮不上什么忙。」我的心瞬间凉了半截，但仍然故作镇定：「你不试试怎么知道。谁呀？这么神秘。 」C 想了想说：「那你可要帮我保密哟，我喜欢的人是……G……10 班的数学老师。」我：「神马情况！你喜欢 10 班的数学老师？！」C：「所以不想告诉你，完全没可能的啦。唉，他刚大学毕业，不知道还是不是单身呀？」我：「他的话&目前还是单身。」C：「嗯？你和 G 老师很熟吗？」我：「嗯，还挺熟的， 他是我舅舅。」", "question": "是什么让你放弃了表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果是女生的话，谁都可以。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4588870"}
{"text": "谢邀懒得写。我不是随性慵懒，我只是萎靡不振。 匿名用户：累不累，懒还要学", "question": "如何培养随性慵懒的气质 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是一位泰国美女的灵魂出窍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohkbebu3j209t09bq4f"}
{"text": "本周一开始就是和尚的便当！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351752"}
{"text": "教练，下次科目三我什么时候去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicwY69WdXs4sP8FBt0dVe4E93lic97FowpMQwNiccksv3bkZMZy0P8wgtg"}
{"text": "可是你坐车还是要给钱啊", "question": null, "star": 76, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "初期的贝吉塔。", "question": "请问M-1是什么的缩写？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6941095"}
{"text": "大雄边走边唱，而机器猫则是被固定在大雄的头上唱歌的状态。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125343"}
{"text": "啊……头晕眼花……我把体力饭团让给你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5878051"}
{"text": "妈妈，我终于分出蚊香啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4Vf8QujowYdHcpJmaoOZ7HicoroML4rdhqdy40vsMh0atffnwktW4NBRA"}
{"text": "一百一十米跨线比赛太激烈了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "因为还不会说话所以用微信沟通", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HurZT68InS7rc8srrYNZ0kIyfYejWPlPRd8mYlD33AzEdUakfCsUoj1zEhn24J5RViclMXm7OictFg"}
{"text": "男女厕所间缺少隔断", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "又不是给你捧哏。", "question": "为什么有一部分女孩跟我聊天时缺少“事事有回音”的行为习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蜜蜂开会。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5729062"}
{"text": "我无意识地想起铃木。", "question": "小泉 爱情 故事", "star": 59, "type": "T2T", "image": "4275251"}
{"text": "熔断", "question": "机器猫不能做绝对不可以做的事情吧？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6987681"}
{"text": "好像不算暗示吧，但更显 SB……高一时喜欢的女生叫「W X」（姓名拼音首字母），经常盯着她看却没有表白。有一天下晚自习她递给我一张便签纸，上面写着四个字母「W X H N」，我当时就伤心了：为什么恨我……后来才知道是「我喜欢你」……", "question": "你有哪些「异性暗示跟你交往，你却木讷地错过了」的经验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「绝对不能来哦臭老爸！听到女儿这么说，在参观日偷偷躲在走廊上时，听到女儿念的作文标题是《我最喜欢的爸爸》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gncy6mlugnj30ci0eljxd"}
{"text": "太正常了。我家在北方，一两岁的小屁孩一到冬天就穿上厚厚的棉衣，裹的跟个球似的。我觉得他们这种宽度和高度几乎相等的穿法，在地上肯定很好轱辘。我看见了他们在地上跑的时候，就老想把他们放倒，然后推着他们滚一下。也许能滚好远。可惜那些都是别人家的孩子，理性还是占领了高地……不过没关系，我儿子已经快一岁半了……另外，这几天不挺冷的吗……", "question": "看到两三岁的小孩走路很可爱，想一脚踢飞是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还有半个小时过期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKXNW5xEk0sElLagweBrgFxeBBsLpYtFicsQY86xFN2uaWHJRbgkibcA0w"}
{"text": "头被栅栏卡住）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gf5qq5966kj211v16jtf9"}
{"text": "分手前再让我做一次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYw2Dh9wicx1KibcucbmSt3oRTnKFa2LR5fbJAQe6YoGtOtgNjYEEJMQ0Q"}
{"text": "这个灯塔小时候只有这么大呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPLFyxARHVIRofy0wuJe0iawUvpW7vFsZF9ghdPhO1ZRAve2yAxj9icniaw"}
{"text": "田中的迟到理由是真的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3245722"}
{"text": "上初中的时候物理老师骂人总喜欢用「缺相」，一直以为是「缺心眼」说得太快了...好久之后才发现是个物理名词。", "question": "有哪些行业内的冷笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢谢，我不吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarP0kdrB7zPGic87GIf7KZcDRRiaPPqnSo16cg0SppRQIUwmZSiaTCPpiaicmg"}
{"text": "到底要缠着我到什么时候？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7127158"}
{"text": "镀金的味道...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4400553"}
{"text": "「我是楼上的住户，能不能请你把脚步声弄小点？我快崩溃了。」", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "705038"}
{"text": "“请问微信...”“不约！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubcizrx6j20f50e60u5"}
{"text": "在关门前的一瞬间把抖音外放的人端下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkk3gmTJKo7eQra5VwKEWqqWhv8JCKgSniaQOe3WibPcNNpgzh6ibteFw8w"}
{"text": "你是不是藏竹子了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7QIyicERJlsFNW8nJzAUKWTibxtsw0XCU6VPhDPtTs4ZzEXcy6pXAicUmQ"}
{"text": "白兔制药", "question": "给公司名字加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "7165762"}
{"text": "决战在等待着我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1591271"}
{"text": "人的本质是一切社会关系的总和。(－＂－怒)每次看到油腻的中年人用这句话教训年轻人，要学会走后门，学会找关系时。我就想撬开马克思的棺材板，砸到他头上～", "question": "哪些话是我们经常说，但实际上是根本不理解这句话，甚至是曲解了原作家的意思的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果是不同金属可能会产生电", "question": "两个穿了舌钉的人接吻是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "患者刚一出院就被救护车撞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjthSlhC1owlyExDEKhCRvFPytQM04ibaibgtLBWWXR1GNKYXdEscQ6raIMQ"}
{"text": "练搏击操的时候，手被绑住了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5856120"}
{"text": "朋友借走手机后在那拼命氪金", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haswptrkfmj30ci0eljuy"}
{"text": "盒子君~爱你，就是要跟你合体！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ep8vxlaoa3j20c80abwfb"}
{"text": "什么！你们背的也是书包！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmIchUg4m3u9LkkE8tG5icOV6m8VsjVcl187BNH5d1Q36DCrsQT9czG4w"}
{"text": "我把一个工具放进了LV的包里。", "question": "这个木匠的女儿啊，我怎么没注意到呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2393173"}
{"text": "告诉你不要找个黑车司机当男朋友了。", "question": "男朋友早上送我上班，他同事抢着坐副驾驶，我一个女生和另外两个男同事挤在后排，我该生气吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师我想上……噗噗噗……嘿嘿……噗噗噗噗……喂！还是算了吧『算你个头，快去！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grozbl3bw5j30ci0elgtn"}
{"text": "小脚趾踢到了柜子角", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbyjhucpi1j61401e7n7z02"}
{"text": "比赛结束两个小时仍不知情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5CKGialjiadsNlnQ52z9zyYRwXqg0QHicFSibM46ib5OWRmmfjVBpHRvOM2A"}
{"text": "这飞机杯真的没坏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "一千零一次求婚", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "控球率", "question": "苹果汁和土豆沙拉的根本区别是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663142"}
{"text": "修沟", "question": null, "star": 274, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "我看见两个男的勾肩搭背，是你爸和你爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYvVyJichH6rx4r2Pn9uwheCMXTFpmwEOnEgW0l0cp4a5ZazPsXnfHHWg"}
{"text": "地球仪上经纬线交界点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBNyicIk9NhGIa61ibwfgE5BZ89Mq5bPKl8WTibVmulkzJMhXkzpFVAiaAaA"}
{"text": "光凭这个就能大致猜出这个故事是什么样的了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3412041"}
{"text": "路过的NPC突然开始和你战斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw37HMjnq826gX2KTBImDFSicqQA2td5XTrlVfNNia3QEVJkFDVBKnjLxrg"}
{"text": "大家好！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5798070"}
{"text": "“写完作业了吗你就出去玩”“今天没留！”", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "欲望深的地方第三名，点亮了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5706016"}
{"text": "我分不清是Cu还是铜，表示很困惑。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "游戏难度不该选择", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eazeznggzkj20ay090t9u"}
{"text": "大家都在抓虫子，只有一个人用筷子灵巧地抓住蝴蝶并吃掉了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3490067"}
{"text": "争着去插别人鼻孔", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "点的寿司被右边的人全拿走了（旋转寿司店）。", "question": "埼的寿司屋老板娘死了，讨厌她。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4746952"}
{"text": "坐位体前屈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLviadxgia5Bt8tCdrPg8IIfPCz8pumN34paWoSUKnHQHqqlZhtp7d8llQ"}
{"text": "在聊那首歌真好听的对话中high起来的时候，上司进来说要借那个CD给你吗？", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "五点支撑攀岩法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1BvSzekgicDAVurrFbgTcw5onbepRPw3pB1FVL5kwDcKS5Nz0c7XZIXQ"}
{"text": "车上有呕吐物。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "魔术变到一半，观众怀疑我把兔子藏在嘴里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20GNAPvTxcPibNmuicHiccOhOzTTulUa5TG5tDL6elHcyzrg0DjoId4YvGw"}
{"text": "鸟类果然没奶子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJ2dG0INy5CN8c4oFWAqocpMQCxP2qut3YokJ4VqdNntchBzC4TbpvSw"}
{"text": "哼！又没被收养……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbxch1q0tzj30ci0el0xb"}
{"text": "正在砂里淘贝壳。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4428795"}
{"text": "泡泡浴", "question": "如果被壁咚了，接下来会是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1655058"}
{"text": "我们还不知道那天看到的花的名字。", "question": "在动画标题后面加上三个字，让情况变得更复杂。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "1393546"}
{"text": "我和凯的印象超出了预期，非常棒。", "question": "UFO的内部照片入手后最让我惊讶的事情是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3971092"}
{"text": "弹出光盘。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "808530"}
{"text": "街道办事处大妈，买菜大妈和广场舞大妈名字分别叫梓萱，芷睿，和紫涵。", "question": "2065 年的中国会是什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快讯。", "question": "光看汉字就感到不安。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5843466"}
{"text": "（两只小熊）", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574760"}
{"text": "拿回去！今天我请客", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibFHvwSZicw73SPickHS3KjVZfQQbZ1nE7nic0pIwrdH9O72wthxHmEU2Rw"}
{"text": "上午6点39分是AM时间吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6805167"}
{"text": "波动拳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9m2bam3g2j30ci0eldlb"}
{"text": "哎呀，真的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4051123"}
{"text": "当灯神变大时，硬的那边和软的那边实验结果都一样，都会裂开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387999"}
{"text": "使用武力", "question": "柯南版小叮当的常见问题", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6256791"}
{"text": "大理石巧克力", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5537002"}
{"text": "除了知道买a外其他衣品都很差的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjK5BribkeyPyvFJA9Dh2hB59Dto5nRIejk4Zzh28bibcpP9EUibnWo8sWnQ"}
{"text": "有必要啊，难道你还会做别的吗？", "question": "像我这种程序员还有必要继续做下去吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "里面的人不停在讲笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0AKvWXia9gxESRVjGUPZ4YnIbGtNOElxLDozh2rhrJu10OJxgwUIwv7A"}
{"text": "成为有明确目标的人。", "question": "你的未来没有梦想的话，就把今天的目标定下。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2501640"}
{"text": "如果这时有刚刚憋完气想呼吸的人…", "question": "如果氧气瞬间消失五秒钟，世界会变成怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次我来教训你（含义深远）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4294029"}
{"text": "误把重要文件放进碎纸机的田中君快辩解到最感人阶段了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2zyczgtyej30ci0el0wg"}
{"text": "看小电影时不小心扯掉了耳机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhcbfsqt4ej30ci0elq79"}
{"text": "在电影院不跳舞。", "question": "某个伊夫德人对任何事情都感到惊讶。他对什么感到惊讶3次？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313468"}
{"text": "一听说我得了流感妈妈就是这副态度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReHDEJ6lVAAtiblOg44Ov3l47TQob9o3l4JnKzTvm0GA2veicSrzqdE6qyJJ6NiafU0gA4dzWBicHWsQ"}
{"text": "别跟过来了！...从一开始就是不可能的，我们...", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "377026"}
{"text": "我想不出好笑的笑话，所以就不发了。", "question": "请说自相矛盾的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2210490"}
{"text": "李大妈儿子要参加硕士复试了，笃信神佛的她却拿着几炷香去了自由市场，邻居王叔叔很奇怪，为什么要去这种地方许愿？李大妈很有把握的说，儿子说了，自由市场是万能的。过了一会李大妈一脸郁闷的回来了，因为她的钱包被看不见的手摸走了。", "question": "有哪些行业内的冷笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯~（飞沫中）", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835621"}
{"text": "圣诞男单半决赛出场。", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "记得十几年前，还有一种活动或者节目叫做互联网生存大赛，就是把一档子人关起来，只有互联网，看谁能通过它买到自己想要的东西生存下来。当时觉得真不容易，这些人必定是高手。当时就说这是未来的人生活的常态，足不出户就可以利用互联网活下来。现在来看。。办个无互联网生存大赛还比较有挑战性。。", "question": "有哪些十年前的看似不靠谱的预测成真了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「啊我失恋了，好想死。」然后就死了。「啊我被家长骂了，想死。」然后就死了。「啊，这丫的骂我，好想打死他。」然后那哥们瞬间被捅死了。100% 大概就是这个效果。", "question": "如果人类对身体的控制达到100%会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来他接近我是为了我妹妹而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNzmEWRyudfZqdBXBtzzyHwnz67LEnSKgFSc8O9D5CCXsvRsGoDib6yrg"}
{"text": "怎么样，我就说这是一把不错的锤子吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9pHnRMjVaotvk6Ble7xMBpqdKllsmrKNicqNtaicuFwuiczNmS5yGDUBEw"}
{"text": "哇！我的写真登上了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3098373"}
{"text": "一家三口正在吃饭前聊天谈论今天的事件。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5079045"}
{"text": "一起打雪仗的小伙伴说回家吃个饭就来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKtE8Ns6MCFjnLDZcTHWpdszo6sobeF2yzkp7mXnX5UdMJQGFhgShL0g"}
{"text": "血流不止啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2486083"}
{"text": "便秘一个月后去上厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzYEKUqX3Oiba7xoX7MA4MaoXS4ahoAZ8hJIBXbBEBEJTHEYMeMC7CQqA"}
{"text": "98年末，马化腾拿着一个企鹅方案来到我爸办公司寻求投资的时候，我因为烦躁让他先出去了。", "question": "IT 界有哪些有意思的短笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大胃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HmBpMLme4wz2DZEiaBib7Z2Knic4L6QQm95lWFceQy1fpZ2I1nzA38dmPw"}
{"text": "瞄准300分！", "question": "在电梯里，目的地是300楼，怎么打发时间呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1946019"}
{"text": "眼神交汇的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522207"}
{"text": "甄子丹演戏之余，为大家表演传统中国功夫，隔空移物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZm0B7JuN9FQMfVOaD9vhfWgcQ4UX5ydGibibqAZaic2zkvmZpUvElOqkTibw"}
{"text": "高中早恋，被抓现行，让自己打电话叫家长。我小声告诉女朋友我妈的座机号码，让她报我妈电话，然后我报我爹的电话。电话三两句，老爹这个老机灵鬼一下就明白战况，和我妈杀将而来！你能想象我娘冒充我女朋友妈妈，我爹当我爹的双簧场景吗……夫妻两人那真是夫唱妇随，有声有色，有模有样啊！最后两人还明确告诉老师：对于早恋是不反对的……依稀记得那单身老师脸都绿了的表情……厉害了，我的爹……", "question": "有一个很逗逼的爸爸或妈妈是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "躺着呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyeRSiaSGYOOP2CBKj2jFahficyHFP8GKgY8U4WpPialDaIuJDEpNJmgAQQ"}
{"text": "床是骨架。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的飞机。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4160782"}
{"text": "为了考验选手的急停能力，在终点设置了绊雷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3lWbx7twLoaeCslllRUmbJZ2cWiaBxGGgs6Ic2BftBDIHoGocyOiavN2g"}
{"text": "「没事儿，死不了！」「没事儿，人总是要死的！」", "question": "懂医学是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所以你爸爸开着你的学步车上班去了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxYicaibIdamics65wVrf1rWzVjY9DzRtNeDjOOgBwwYo152cdFvICic4N3w"}
{"text": "现实规格的铜锣烧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6723466"}
{"text": "冷静！那不是火灾，那只是一对火热的小情侣", "question": null, "star": 240, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzleny8xjcj60tk18a11202"}
{"text": "lala land", "question": null, "star": 1230, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "隔离期间忘了带剃须刀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTuSy8fkhvlZt07Pcu8UjAxJbXMLm7rAvmnHtNa23QibbXuhyf4EjmE0Q"}
{"text": "是克林吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5740024"}
{"text": "CT", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g3g3m68zdxj20ms0msjsu"}
{"text": "等我两秒钟，我去厕所就回来。", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "失踪的ATM找回来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7249535"}
{"text": "这，就算是买了高级饲料也不会被发现吗？真的笑死我了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2183856"}
{"text": "老婆在商场的男人们", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "莫扎特的小星星变奏曲，是一首脍炙人口的法国爱情歌曲，其中包括一个主题及十二段变奏曲，十二个变奏各不相同。 有说法说，此曲是 1778 年初夏，莫扎特停留巴黎时，为一位女弟子而作的……兄弟，妹子的意思是，她只把你当师傅看待啊！！！~", "question": "我给喜欢的女孩子表白，她跟我说一闪一闪亮晶晶，满天都是小星星。有什么含义吗。？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这句话的中文意思是：你是不是好好活着，连肠子都感动了呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574477"}
{"text": " 是柱哥吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "脐带连在一起长到了8岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uF6vu1ozusMd55qVD2thYsVItYz8vlZcduVFd59Qeu7GcjvoSJO4KbsA"}
{"text": "保安人员", "question": "缴税的人比较聪明。", "star": 53, "type": "T2T", "image": "4944554"}
{"text": "通过碎裂声我确定这枚玉佩是真的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKcJCHpvNsLIK5dQhxShLQ7mp86UzdPFERtgsymy2yjFZaaIR5FvTtzw"}
{"text": "今年的8月31日，我没有做作业，还向父母提议说“到周日为止可以休息吗？”结果被骂了一顿，痛哭流涕的未来小男孩的画面。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313601"}
{"text": "买了冰棍刚开吃，班主任就来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZnMZgRDfUB0sPPCw9vXDC1icuWJMs6nLXet1ml59RCmj7w96IiaOPgXSg"}
{"text": "我在牙医那里打过麻醉了，结果忘了。", "question": null, "star": 1947, "type": "I2T", "image": "5848025"}
{"text": "我觉得我就是。自由器械区某大叔：「时常来健身房的人显得年轻。」我：「对，因为都累成孙子了。」万幸大叔没打我……", "question": "健身房有哪些奇葩逗逼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被看不见的墙挡住了，去不了工作了。", "question": null, "star": 53, "type": "I2T", "image": "2221759"}
{"text": "我不可以回答这个问题，因为有保密协议。", "question": "苹果公司对供应链厂商的要求有多苛刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深蹲就是这样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5913512"}
{"text": "即使戴上AED，那个大汉也一动不动。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "348294"}
{"text": "我想看海，就闹了起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6610080"}
{"text": "从前在内蒙古，开水龙头就可以喝牛奶；现在在内蒙古，开水龙头可以喝可乐了！——— 一个内蒙人的 OS", "question": "蒙牛与可口可乐合资成立「可牛了乳制品有限公司」新公司，这一合作会带来哪些影响？你期待出什么新饮品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "成为奥委会委员的话，每天可以拿到35万哦！", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "第一次看见鲸鱼回家跟妈妈说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g54zo0mrbij20m90m9goc"}
{"text": "脂肪被抽走了的史蒂夫。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1886275"}
{"text": "酒吧里，有两个男人坐在前台，有一男人突然大声说：「我睡过你妈。」众人都安静下来，想听听另一个男人怎么说。那个男人又大声说道：「我睡过你妈。」只听另一个男人说道：「爸，咱别闹了，回家吧。」", "question": "你在酒吧见过哪些令你震惊的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上网搜索江户川柯南自动关联了工藤新一", "question": null, "star": 908, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggva99meklj211y1d37dq"}
{"text": "光头墙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5Lu5nftH0KpxhZzgNyn0dfwuxSvft5icobWS4Vw346Q3NAnRztv1xn6TQ"}
{"text": "驾校很难。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7213868"}
{"text": "悬挂式健身棒", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicJR4ictQVmGCln6AkT7dK9Nyd6dgcCE6NRXPDHFricaXhAz0AXbDLibCbg"}
{"text": "现在开始进行罐头盖切除手术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edb0jmwa3bj20b10apgmj"}
{"text": "请给我一个大章鱼。", "question": null, "star": 171, "type": "I2T", "image": "4929247"}
{"text": "不就是飞了一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5891839"}
{"text": "其实我打游戏是真的菜，不是网络不好，对不起了，我的队友们。", "question": "你有哪些从未说出口的秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脑袋转得快的人太多了，真让人羡慕啊，好，学起来！完蛋了...", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "你小时候一个人出门，你妈妈是不是告诉你:不要和陌生人说话？", "question": "为什么 Stephen Hawking（史蒂芬·霍金）警告人类不要接触外星人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "北海道的特产木雕小熊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4577025"}
{"text": "有许多怪物家长参加的小学运动会。", "question": "没有竞争的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3832461"}
{"text": "掉在柜子后面的手办", "question": null, "star": 577, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcb91am0oaj614016iq8j02"}
{"text": "摔倒之前天空很阴沉，摔了之后就可能放晴。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": "刀男玩家的玄关？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "第一话", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6065968"}
{"text": "在糖果店里大肆购买。", "question": "除去那些想要尝试但会成为犯罪的事情，只做一次也无妨。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2937578"}
{"text": "“乘客中有医生吗？”“啊，我是！嗯……没有蛀牙。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvF7T37NibjicZVtXnzA7GznHP52ia0wZYsL9Vc7LmANTqmV0cBU4sAMyTQ"}
{"text": "th", "question": null, "star": 808, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqklc55anrj615e1dcn6z02"}
{"text": "喇叭过敏", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7012136"}
{"text": "皮卡丘的第二种形态。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2036334"}
{"text": "第一个开始在路边开演唱会的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6901951"}
{"text": "我需要钱！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6877250"}
{"text": "附近有一公寓免水费不免电费，后来有一理科哥们在那研究水力发电……听说被房东吊打了三天三夜。", "question": "如何装逼装得别人一愣一愣的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都是要加钱的呦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicA6jBAiaM2OSI2iczicTqoZLZyYRN1ibqRxibG85aAvSSSnQnc9yickaTDea2g"}
{"text": "你……请不要在这个时候摘胸罩挂钩啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9riaPQmPmjCDyYG8WwepNJESdhNCjlouw1stgJRUyD5etouWVEvibAVlYbw"}
{"text": "你晚上吃纳豆了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352311"}
{"text": "我用的季冠霖的声音。", "question": "当你默念段文字的时候、心里的声音跟你的性别相同吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "\"爸，妈妈要杀我。\"\"为啥？\"老爸磕着瓜子一边追剧一边问我。\"我一不小心弄坏了妈妈的手办。\"\"哦，好走不送。\"老爸依旧没有看我一眼。\"这…我是你亲生的嘛。\"\"嗯…\"老爸居然真的思索了一会儿，\"从你得罪你妈开始我们之间的关系就不太明朗了。\"\"…\"\"所以，你弄坏的是哪个？\"老爸漫不经心地问。\"蕾姆。。\"\"蕾姆？！\"老爸终于看我了，\"那他喵是我的！\"", "question": "如何以「爸，妈妈要杀我」为开头或结尾写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生开的止泻药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibvpuX60KO3d03oQmYBT40unUCXQOiaoTSurbsjX2r60hc3Lou3reWCvg"}
{"text": "汉朝的孤儿。", "question": "男人的女儿长大后会变成什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723118"}
{"text": "大火烧伤。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7281171"}
{"text": "山楂片真好吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tibtLkEhxFZvBpq3w7az1dLOibSoEyricLqYVdGbKbck2wNPPlVWAqD0sA"}
{"text": "明天开学啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYr09608nibvBdCj8jKtm6gicqzB5mV9d5iceDPZpWemGDhbTKfamLjdIeKQ"}
{"text": "学校统一订购辅导书，价格十块。回家跟老妈报 12 块，多出的 2 块准备私藏。老妈不信，问了我同年级的邻居，他竟然说 15 块…15 块……忘不了老妈惊讶的表情看着我说：「是多少就说多少嘛，你那点零花钱自己留着自己用。」说完给了我 15 块。望着邻居，我真心觉得自愧不如……", "question": "你小时候撒过最失败的谎言是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美香小姐", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196986"}
{"text": "新鲜的闪闪发光", "question": "把寿司配料的名字念出来，你会觉得惋惜。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7321524"}
{"text": "圆楽先生，一起喝点酒吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824659"}
{"text": "塔可威桑！我现在要去看你了哦！", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "哎呀，真人化真的很难啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4101536"}
{"text": "海啸", "question": "你觉得卖不出去的歌叫什么名字？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4162167"}
{"text": "当年我就是这么被同学带坏的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uLBwoI8cLIbZOOErv4riaU5QxsHll3SEaGDCUib0bCh7JWfBmmRlAA7icQ"}
{"text": "请注意，现在已经到了正午的时间了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6799059"}
{"text": "哎呀！多么奇怪啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4302985"}
{"text": "他们俩都是第一次呢。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6556540"}
{"text": "这是个顽固的痘子，从孩子长到喜寿都消不掉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383327"}
{"text": "以一己之力将中文维基的古代俄罗斯变成了异闻带。", "question": "如何评价古罗斯史中文维基被大规模篡改，捏造史实?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5712637"}
{"text": "大家都消气了哦正是出去的最佳时机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grlimv3cv8j30ci0eln0g"}
{"text": "哈登反应不够快，应该听到交警吹哨后就立马下来后撤两步到斑马线上", "question": "如何看待哈登骑电动车逆行被上海交警抓获?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于小偷的话术太巧妙不禁开始怀疑自己才是小偷的店长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz78g3n4e9j30ci0el42n"}
{"text": "汉堡历史悠久，相传乾隆下江南时来到合肥，私会漕帮程淮秀帮主时遭天地会袭击。遇袭后躲在漕帮时，一位老妇人用馒头夹肉、菜给乾隆吃。乾隆吃后赞不绝口，问老妇人此物名称。老妇人说此物为汉堡，意为汉人堡垒之意，以示不忘故国，坚决反清之志。乾隆获救后得知自己汉人身份，又知无法瓦解汉人抵抗，遂善待汉民，民族矛盾日益减少，民间也不再食用汉堡。后此菜经传教士南怀仁传往西方，演变成今天的汉堡。（知乎日报注：欢迎点击「查看知乎讨论」，查看原回答评论区）", "question": "为什么很多小吃的传说都和慈禧或者乾隆下江南有关系？这些小吃的故事有哪些是真的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老爷爷，您可别去那个世界啊。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "我劝天公重抖擞，不拘一格降人才！", "question": "向女孩表白后，她说「曾经沧海难为水，除却巫山不是云」该怎么回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "液体的大豆在呼唤我！大家快找我啊！", "question": "把酱油拿远一点再还给我。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7051678"}
{"text": "前老板出现。", "question": "压倒性的钓鱼预算不足，这是豪宅里常见的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6391190"}
{"text": "欲摸又止的主人&满心期待的猫猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h48nyceqmcj30ci0eljsm"}
{"text": "快点从屏幕里出来啊！", "question": "请善待我妹妹。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4467385"}
{"text": "柯南也惊讶的变形体。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7054245"}
{"text": "听课太认真，连同桌用笔戳到了自己的鼻子都没有察觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblX9EjEtyhkUKRJAoJdHILQbWss7tyz4p5hlJ5tqTyUPIkOpicq9IDSR5g"}
{"text": "问：折翼天使何以对？答：残翅果蝇~(￣ˇ￣)Lady GAGA 的双胞胎妹妹叫 Lady CTCT她还有个表妹叫做 Lady CUCU", "question": "生物学领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别的老师耐心等待班主任老师拖完堂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEYkggKxw7vN96YKvcftaJhpzPcebriaP6Dzbib14RTSQFkW1rHyvuNANw"}
{"text": "是啊，她贴的假美甲还在我腮帮子上插着呢。", "question": "密室逃脱真的可以让一个陌生女孩扑进你的怀里吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发现了上次在铁轨上放石头的小鬼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq67o04ou1j30ci0el461"}
{"text": "突然被不喜欢的人请求贴贴", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "大大的派对！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038148"}
{"text": "结婚前跟婆婆看电视，婆婆指着电视剧里的老婆婆说，这个老婆婆还要管儿媳妇的工资卡呢，我说，那她太不要脸了。。。。。。反正后来没再提过这个事儿。", "question": "被婆婆立过规矩后你是怎么做的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以准确地计算出杯面煮的时间。", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "妈妈读的那本睡前故事是我的日记", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiam9cCEgvfgtaljjiabsXEwX2kzZSDNm0m8Rydo4ewXt7bGSSZzRkxPdA"}
{"text": "‘我交到了女朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR2XQSKezXCThwcicQxE6eoXYicAdjJOQBqvicClicQQ33X6NCwkXhvTgCxDA"}
{"text": "看到动漫角色反而觉得新鲜。", "question": "小泉 爱情 故事", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4275251"}
{"text": "这是什么鬼？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5193359"}
{"text": "我喜欢马怕怕超过麦波波，这是我拿手好戏！", "question": "警察如果去参加相亲，可能会做的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738477"}
{"text": "8个人的话，可以战24分钟！所有人激动地一起变身后才意识到哪里不对劲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3gwdbzgc6j30ci0elab7"}
{"text": "「不要！我才不想驾驶EVA……「真嗣君……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzoj1ts77ij30ci0elmzt"}
{"text": "我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树我是树）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcLNeVIiaoq0063ib4LibKASFMTbj1Qu0VRJ5TOXdMiaZpHbW3M5EGbJsn1w"}
{"text": "（谁的手？", "question": null, "star": 230, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxi4j140h5j61281d0grh02"}
{"text": "千掉大雄之后，因为愧疚感这么多年一直都能看到他的幻像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eyVTmwiaVpQzspx91Jib8vRhjlyJWgTuvutC5TS33dewC1mlXAYA1tVXg"}
{"text": "时间到了，可以把体温计拿出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnCicc8CWiarutztF8MSnRSVPMBqLZ3zrdxic9gun2m5sTibXVGibSnjWbyyQ"}
{"text": "“你也会把脉？”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "诶？是12号星期五吗……我记错了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987963"}
{"text": "图腾柱", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3869769"}
{"text": "您知道那个大气球变大了吗？", "question": "在搭讪的第一句话中说出最令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7331097"}
{"text": "第一次帮忙做饭留念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1exet9qf7wdj209j0c7jss"}
{"text": "同志。", "question": "情侣间女生叫男生哥哥，男生该怎么叫女朋友?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蜻蜓高歌", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5035231"}
{"text": "暴走将军：俄罗斯篇", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448584"}
{"text": "铁砂掌练不成，铁米掌我可是很厉害的", "question": "人为什么会喜欢把手插到超市的米箱或者豆箱里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想用小指撞倒衣柜的角落，把那个角落撞坏。", "question": "除去那些想要尝试但会成为犯罪的事情，只做一次也无妨。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2937578"}
{"text": "每次一听到生肖两个字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1het0yahqcaj30ci0el0xi"}
{"text": "火锅里不需要蔬菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkOVrfuuAslR6HicTT4fibwyJHZlW8n4zfBFMCLRzTF5dbqbcSVIk8mXQA"}
{"text": "哎呀！我的头发被摇晃了啊啊！", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "啊，保健所...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3260512"}
{"text": "免费送宽带的活动给您介绍一下", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hehx6pwd5bj61401hc7b702"}
{"text": "嗯~。很舒服。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372401"}
{"text": "毕竟他们催自己人的时候我们作为外国人当然不会知道……去年刚到法国，课堂上跟老师讲我国剩女压力大的段子。老师一听来共鸣了，你们国家是不是也觉得过了一个特定年龄就最好嫁出去？（期待脸）我们法国家是 28！：）（我当时就蒙逼了，我这不是奔着你们自由的口号来的……谁料……）没几天后的人力课上的德国老师给我们讲女权发展史的时候，说德国 70 年代，也就是三四十年前，还存在法律规定女性出去工作必须争得丈夫同意......可见中国女权发展根本不落后嘛：）以上是一个大龄剩女面对十面埋伏的世界的由衷感慨。", "question": "西方国家普遍不催婚吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不是说过打喷嚏的时候要闭上嘴巴吗？结果流了鼻血，还一直耳朵嗡嗡响。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5616787"}
{"text": "不谢男朋友邀。你长这么丑还邀请我来回答这个问题，你是不是脑子不行。", "question": "有一个特别帅的男朋友是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "疫情检查人员来了但是没带口罩的人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "你不是说LED的色彩计时器很耐用吗？怎么这么不靠谱啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2257719"}
{"text": "来个轻松点的 bug，我发现大刘的书里有个严重的错误！《魔鬼积木 白垩纪往事》 第 36 页写道：就在这头霸王龙揉眼睛的时候。", "question": "刘慈欣的作品有哪些硬伤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "俺妹", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "新皮肤好丑啊 这赛季不充值了吧", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "嗯嗯好兄弟精神小伙精致六六六您继续您真棒赏你的相信我已读，不回有意思怂猫刘艺术家主页>", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "L4WgxbGqAViavnUxZyODEQKc52EmKxsgT3XiamL9Ijrru0T2rq2nGkNbDXjkSJpEGkibBJicBD8DxS4kkaUBiaxkAwg"}
{"text": "上紧发条...预备...走你！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwa3foszh1j20yi186x5t"}
{"text": "虽然从悬崖上掉了下来，但是被树枝挂住了。", "question": "第五百五十六万七千四百三十三个幸福瞬间。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6865016"}
{"text": "听说这样可以让身材显得娇小。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5820656"}
{"text": "对了，就像把肚脐眼拉向铁棍一样，同时把脚踢起来！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6900601"}
{"text": "肛肠科医生会诊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4vs1iaoa2qsYmqJXbnz2BYyiaxxXRDKPFoA4wIZueS4FrmN0zZDicFicJZw"}
{"text": "安倍真是个大肚量啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097944"}
{"text": "床底下什么也没有！", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy3uiif7yhj612j12sqd002"}
{"text": "中间的配色不一样无法组合消除", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "奥特曼不难对付，只要在他身上留个口红印……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YuX81oJA8YkLSPTEZ9KUennnTyQRK0JWtaEwQEl9FPcvoG4Qib3aOmlw"}
{"text": "哎？怎么会有水蛭啊！", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6495809"}
{"text": "想找抽是吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7JN9Aput8tZ9LsdqNxYZ8NhP2ebibKFaN8icaibA5m8P2KdBODOkhPYugA"}
{"text": "无名指的戒指吧 或者送个你的照片让他挂在胸前 记住照片一定要大", "question": "送什么给男生能让别人一看见就知道他有女朋友了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撞了个修仙的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmGQeWQAOaCd2dWIlatTA5vVOtr2OYdz2e8glEia3ops9nAr3Uvd1dd4Q"}
{"text": "把你女朋友微信号发给我，我抱得动。", "question": "我女朋友身高 162 厘米，体重 52.5 公斤，我连公主抱都抱不动，我该怎么委婉地提醒她减肥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喝了我的安眠药，睡得香吗？当你醒来时，想必我部正对久攻不下的敌军要塞发起总攻吧~祝你新婚快乐哦！队长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gswxs4h5hlj30ci0elae2"}
{"text": "如您所见，我们的床垫弹性真的很好", "question": null, "star": 125, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "店长，几点下班？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5375911"}
{"text": "兄弟，你们动物园也让你扮老虎？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "感觉吵架没吵好？回到过去再吵亿次！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkKic71a8bicRTCZl3qFI4CGo0RgU50BHNYicPVBic7bklSLYFIOATEic71sA"}
{"text": "家的小哈此因得", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq5hgpk9pwj30ku7tlkjl"}
{"text": "上课时坐讲台底下的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8ahXINnZica57u4jJwlFozxrImMeiaBv1vHua2fIT52wQ8n3ohBGznjUQ"}
{"text": "是在拧发条（确信", "question": "为什么猫咪在进攻前会扭屁股？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是那个说我的发型像小乌龟的家伙啊哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1232063"}
{"text": "金桑、咕叽桑、德拉桑，今天也精神饱满！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7292816"}
{"text": "骗人的吧，那个曾经为我配音的人去世了吗……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6905981"}
{"text": "地毯的边缘。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2262410"}
{"text": "面包就是可以吃的面包呀。", "question": null, "star": 2590, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162835"}
{"text": "除了领操员，大家的伸展运动都是这么做的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RpicWPTiaibSV3kCk2wwBXxeN7EHY90U1VP786oo1bwicCId5bV6ebB12UA"}
{"text": "从房间里出来。", "question": "你的未来没有梦想的话，就把今天的目标定下。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2501640"}
{"text": "动图. jpg", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "早上醒来第一眼看到的东西。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3073799"}
{"text": "哭完了吗？请买单，那个男的已经跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibcPh9QeuyLo35KrLzxjUqFOmiaAR17BPtAW28TP7AjTa7jm4FmwMEHBg"}
{"text": "1. 模型已经基本搭建好，但还没来得及跑。「十年磨一剑，霜刃未曾试。」——贾岛《剑客》2. 有结果，但是结果不好。「路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求索。」——屈原《离骚》3. 结果虽然不好，但我已经有了新的想法。「我志在寥阔，畴昔梦登天。」——辛弃疾《水调歌头》4. 结果不慎把猜想推翻了。「雄关漫道真如铁，而今迈步从头越。」——毛主席《忆秦娥 · 娄山关》", "question": "怎么才能优雅地向博士导师表达「这周科研没什么进展」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那，等一下。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4209676"}
{"text": "老师已经在看我们了可同桌还没发现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAFUSL1aXmQFyyoqZCaN4YgUu5nS48mRhU3hL2JldtwriayO7EbCA7JfA"}
{"text": "各位左手边即将看到的是没赶上发车时间的山由请大家开窗跟他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzl1yvza4oj30ci0eltcl"}
{"text": "和我结婚吧！太害羞了，我们去那边吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4897306"}
{"text": "插上电源才能启动。", "question": "我觉得这个球有点难用的理由是什么呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7168811"}
{"text": "好开心！！朋友借我的「看了就会有女朋友」的DVD太灵了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etl5dlrt42j20a00al769"}
{"text": "不会的。豪车开的足够快，妹子就追不上你。", "question": "有辆豪车会更容易撩到妹子吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "歪嘴笑咬到舌头了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "哈利·波特与神秘的公主", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "把不听话的男朋友做成大白兔奶糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0KEz2RJiad2qt7UrbEs0nhDQEERo5X73CpXcxjibrrSqhHqMIf0XibRUOw"}
{"text": "刚才玩了一把狼人杀，网杀。我是最后一头狼了，悍跳预言家。游戏已经进行到了三对一，而我主导着好人阵营的风向，本来都已经说好了共同出 4。然后我随便刀死一个获得胜利，美滋滋。结果，在我的发言阶段……正在尽力表演的时候……我的舍友突然在旁边大喊了一声……卧槽，你居然是狼人！", "question": "「猪队友」可以有多坑人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看视频刷到了穿短裙的妹子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TicwejmFYmKblrsWN6ficnejibTVKWb7NEUb32qiaN7iaYQAUDlYXJR5vRAw"}
{"text": "我彩票中奖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbg079cg8ej30ci0elwfn"}
{"text": "当泥瓦匠、环卫工人每天只上 8 小时班而你上 12 小时，他每月 3 万月薪而你只有 1.5 万元月薪的时候……我们就会明白市场经济的厉害之处了！", "question": "如果每个人都很努力很上进，谁来当泥瓦匠谁来扫大街？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脱发治疗专家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgw4vlBLc5lz21s6MnXC8M4YHFV5Q8RVRsiaG1DhpyiaI0qU8JkKpLaD5qA"}
{"text": "妈妈：“用过的塑料袋不要扔”", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "小时候有段时间特别黏我爸，我爸去哪我都想跟着。一天他要野外工作，我几乎躺在车轮下威胁他带我去……于是我被带到了山腰上的一个小砖房里……就是传说中「走进一间房，四面都是墙」的样板间……里面只有一对聋哑老夫妻……只要我跑远一点他们就微笑着拽住我的衣服……我爸借口上厕所跑路去工作了……等晚上我爸回来时……特意偷偷往屋里看我在干什么……两个老人一脸茫然的坐在炕沿儿上……。。。我在给他们表演「跳大神儿」……他俩只要谁一抬屁股要离开炕沿儿……我就走过去哭着按住他们……再含泪返身继续投入到亢奋的表演中……", "question": "一个人无聊至极是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？这味道不是烟味吗？", "question": "他肯定是个吸烟者。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029231"}
{"text": "那应该是出初代宝可梦变种的概率吧？也就是说我在社会上是异类这种意思。", "question": "您加入我们公司的概率是1/8192。请问您有什么问题吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6725394"}
{"text": "洗完澡不擦干。", "question": "不像饭团那样紧紧地包裹在一起", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5164365"}
{"text": "小田原的脑袋瓜子如今也变成了一个成熟的大人。", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "3204146"}
{"text": "偷来的大笨钟还没卖掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwKuE1iaU1qkyF2ogicwFC3tjYQR3lwFCFQbgJJianS07icmEPsurNWR8SYA"}
{"text": "太深了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "就算是小兵也能用吗？还是只有小兵不能用？", "question": "请问暖水袋和汤婆子有什么区别？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860169"}
{"text": "我是广州晒黑的，不是非洲人", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "突然想起小梅和小月还在上面的猫巴士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8btw7r916j30ci0el3zz"}
{"text": "V我50！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "以惊人的速度制造面条。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384032"}
{"text": "声优是普通人。", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "抓住他。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7032733"}
{"text": "枪拿反了", "question": null, "star": 236, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkntm8qpnuj610w10w0ye02"}
{"text": "泡温泉的时候，有时候会遇到这样的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486296"}
{"text": "想不想踩在高跟鞋上试试？这个人真怪哦w。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6801261"}
{"text": "上班·休息·约会", "question": null, "star": 165, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvdxo0j81qj60zj0zjwl702"}
{"text": "调头了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "在这个时候把汤倒进方便面里就要转播了吗？等一下！等三分钟！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5538915"}
{"text": "主人，再不换项圈的话我就要勒死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mExUj5qJbiadTxhMPGiceRFFDKOcgfhNcxEPOougibEdemh9e6ibsngR7gA"}
{"text": "斗妞士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVRKa2YhgsgE91iaqczCnb80bEibIXKs8LA3IEia3VwyEuCzCzVlbmU90TQ"}
{"text": "你猜我是半藏还是源氏？", "question": null, "star": 116, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "卖点资源啦~更多更多核更多~(更多!)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500611"}
{"text": "很少有声音好听的短裤妖怪。", "question": "在3,7经营的鬼屋中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857310"}
{"text": "记得我吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6916530"}
{"text": "佛兰德斯的狗死了。", "question": "请稍微修改一下动漫或漫画的标题，让我感到绝望。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "4782531"}
{"text": "如果我是章鱼小丸子的话应该就能吃下去，所以我就吃了。", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "以前本科还在华西的时候，我坐在电脑面前工作，我妈也不会看我在干嘛，就直接说：「一天到晚不好好学习！就晓得耍！」，我爸还会附和说：「就不该给你买这么好的电脑，荒废学习！」今年我考上协和的博士了，培养单位是阜外医院这个世界一流的心血管病研究机构。我坐在电脑面前刷知乎，我妈也不会看我在干嘛，就直接说：「哎呀，科研还是辛苦哒，喝不喝热蜂蜜水？妈妈给你兑一杯～」，我爸还会附和说：「电脑慢不慢？我看 xx 新出的那款三万块的电脑好像还有点安逸诶，要不要老汉儿给你买一个？」以上，这就是考上协和的体验(´▽｀)", "question": "考上协和是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用不倒翁防身，却没想到自己摔倒了，头重重地磕在地上。", "question": null, "star": 76, "type": "I2T", "image": "2134401"}
{"text": "悔不该和柯南住在一起……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "看我胸大么！！！！ 另外两只：哇！！！！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "因为场上都去找球而无事可做的守门员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVH6hj0ZuKH1vjbYjEhXOhvicI1uMN47WoY6CkZOkzVSmShllziaWibpJkA"}
{"text": "在躲避球比赛中坚持到最后的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5678452"}
{"text": "两个人的电梯她的手一直放在紧急呼叫上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwfTfQ9AibbeEicdfB0N0Zy6EpCJ7p5xiakYxqfEJg88FHObTaqibZ29iaJmmMiaMmTvJQ5bqaRgQ3ICbQ"}
{"text": "明明是7个人一起来的，可怎么数都是6个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5iaeavMjfQMicxWrDhsZZm3uOEnRP4adx9VRU6D73xIicP89UqvGAXE5kQ"}
{"text": "悟出宇宙真理后不知道如何告诉人类", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmxjaum46qj30ci0el11h"}
{"text": "牙医「我只是放倒了椅背，还没开始呢」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaw12on1lvj20bt0af75q"}
{"text": "接下来等水变凉就行了大雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ohojgdm2j30ci0elgp3"}
{"text": "不停服更新", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWickLic4Ztsg0gJx9PPVasNUHSGYMVsjO5ORyjrMXR2nia7S307TzXS3eg"}
{"text": "所以说二次元多么好，不光我能看，我老婆也能看", "question": "男朋友偷看性感美女图片，我发现后心里的坎过不去怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "楼主我挺你。这么不会办事的男人不配娶你。作为老公应该一声不吭把房子买好装修好，请你住进去，然后每个月定期向你收取房租和水电煤网费才对。", "question": "跟老公结婚没多久商量买房的事，他张口就问我有多少钱准备拿多少出来？想问问这话的男人什么心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五位客人，请进这边来。", "question": null, "star": 89, "type": "I2T", "image": "5785920"}
{"text": "我英文是死穴。高考的时候，考英文听力。于是偷看坐我前面的人的手部动作，A 是三笔，B 是两笔，C 是一笔，广播报一题我偷看一题，被自己的聪明感动到。等听力考一半突然发现有点不对，怎么全是 C。等到他翻页的时候我偷看一眼卷子当场懵逼。妈蛋，他没写 ABC，他是在选项下划勾。", "question": "关于高考，你有哪些故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀...是感冒了吧。", "question": null, "star": 176, "type": "I2T", "image": "6885517"}
{"text": "战斗魔王之前的记忆我还记得。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4860464"}
{"text": "他在班级里很显眼，但是在外面也很醒目。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6796922"}
{"text": "妈妈为了跟处于叛逆期的儿子合照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KtyziaOkLJpmST57p1tq1oVGS7EuGdn3huVmlR7Czxrccibgic8QnqRkmQ"}
{"text": "TWICE的粉丝把星星亮起来！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3396487"}
{"text": "大头儿子和小头爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "皮卡皮卡！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpz95ciaEJTgaPvEpw6YPucRThaiaUWs0xmcYcPKZMKWaMIibdjeKvia6ZgDQ"}
{"text": "据关系人士透露，如果从北朝鲜发射弹道导弹，好像被捆绑着像人一样的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1668803"}
{"text": "不知为何，每次想出门都被一股力量挡住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha5ruavzlhj30ci0eltew"}
{"text": "猫咪咖啡馆的爱豆超出了期待", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzgd5q2oldj30ci0el42q"}
{"text": "题目的主人送来的一颗星星。", "question": "请你像下落的亿万颗星星一样说。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980878"}
{"text": "虽然我也没摸过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb4cok23srj30ci0eln0g"}
{"text": "肛门：是谁？屎：我是屁。就是这样。", "question": "成年的时候拉屎拉在身上是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃一口。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828830"}
{"text": "今天的公交车司机好像是个新人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmiv264x6sj30ci0el40q"}
{"text": "斜着的口罩", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954444"}
{"text": "不写方法就要说完了然后放弃。", "question": "设计笔记的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5597183"}
{"text": "我知道了，罪犯是谁。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6502462"}
{"text": "你搞错了！这不是伞……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goctni3lonj610n1cvgrd02"}
{"text": "警察局长的内裤露出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6485873"}
{"text": "我有一死党。典型理工男性格，冷静，理性，克制。平时从来不做奇怪和出格的事情，在外饮酒从来不喝醉，去澡堂洗澡连搓背都不搓。吃饭都注意少油少盐，合理饮食。在酒吧里都是抿着啤酒抱臂坐着那种。就是爱车。市面上各个品牌汽车，各个型号，什么价位，他门儿清。连那辆车什么发动机有什么特点，优点，缺点他都清楚，订的最多的就是汽车杂志。大学也毫不犹豫地报了车辆工程，一路读到研究生。之前他去南京找我玩儿，南京市中心有兰博基尼专卖店和劳斯莱斯专卖店，他执意要去看看。那时候刚从酒吧出来，天色已晚，专卖店都关门了。他就趴在橱窗上看车。他眼神里充满了热情与希望。那个眼神和我到耳机店看耳机差不多。然后，他趁我扭过头看红绿灯的时候  舔了一口橱窗玻璃。", "question": "对车喜欢到不行是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回忆起了看到非洲壮丽大自然后说！我觉得现在可以打败狮子！了的汤姆，可惜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2kk79o0kcj30ci0eljum"}
{"text": "离婚之后哆啦A梦你我一人一半脑袋留给你，把口袋给我就行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcMgiaKlePwnFAZqjJiaER8I7wYKibcqDm3tMtqzxUK4cWPJ3HibTVgic4Yaw"}
{"text": "11点就能恢复人形了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "这两天重看了一遍哈利波特，按照设定，，输出是靠念咒的，念咒是可以格挡的 ，一直格挡是挡不过来的，那么为什么魔法课程里面不加一门贯口，我只要嘴皮子利索，无限阿瓦达索命，无限神锋三步杀。一人单刷伏地魔大军来我教您放，阿瓦达索命，魂魄出窍，钻心剜骨，通通石化，一忘皆空，幻影移形，幻影显形，除你武器，", "question": "哈利波特里的咒语有哪些，怎么念的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女神刚从这里游过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNTLsBf5FII6qjo4P5SxAJicXziaMXzIAxhfOjp9G0FArN4IWgjPEqpW4A"}
{"text": "我决定AA制。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3905260"}
{"text": "被束缚的花瓶也能活下去。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6094964"}
{"text": "完成", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4440044"}
{"text": "曾经有日本同事问我，为什么喜欢 jk 制服？我说因为中国学生制服不好看，日本学生制服很可爱好看，所以慢慢喜欢上了 jk 文化，她说那你们的制服长什么样呢？我就给她看了（我的年代是蓝白红白的运动校服）。她惊了，然后瞬间理解了。。", "question": "日本人是怎么看待中国人喜欢穿她们的 JK 制服的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在眼前的是慰安妇雕像。", "question": "这种吸烟室我讨厌。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2617403"}
{"text": "会不会我才是宠物，人类才是主人呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic32dAibDwhxEz9QTazJpb2WEQ3WGbTAupCwEfG90Xbfbzc6DmwTia9lIvewRBD8Jh24xKvygXicKqQ"}
{"text": "踢瓶盖去那边，别踢着我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuubmWpsyiaWQETwHNMJX2jsOeqVuMNl0ib5lFq1pRzzuDqpkzzU5GDM5kg"}
{"text": "“这期就别写强力胶了吧”", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "哇哦，好吃！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6316323"}
{"text": "新月般的三分之二侧脸。", "question": "感觉自己的容貌让自己活得不自在。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5244563"}
{"text": "一个超级渣男被受害者们抓到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3zDcR7ZMtmgIHSXn0GALgYJ7zS01qZLTe063rYN6VUEX5TF2ur4PicWg"}
{"text": "流得太快，开始散发出巨大的气味的 Laputa.", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3254429"}
{"text": "我给你买蝴蝶结还不行吗？可以把风扇叶片还给我了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpIDiahPgxPomBOqfFIb8iaoeLxAn75plOkiaIACyTY03dS6sgpn3O7pPMQ"}
{"text": "骨体蜈蚣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "食堂没座了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ftrtzsh8nrj20jn0qjq50"}
{"text": "新娘的朋友在致词时，公开了她从学生时代到多年的异性交往史。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "爬到了钢架上面去", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "试图控制停不下来的雨刮器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY31UI8KLnTG279RSYZHxsLUdD14e9dLTZDueFLmnaASKQZwzKW7wu1bA"}
{"text": "我的怪物邻居去世了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7056342"}
{"text": "爸爸买的新车好像是敞篷车。真是，破产的样子啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311655"}
{"text": "你这么大年纪了还这么努力，真不容易。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318086"}
{"text": "汤姆先生在吃惠方卷之前说的话。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4296860"}
{"text": "可以睡觉的时候打电话吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500504"}
{"text": "矶野君……矶野君……喊着花子的名字……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6378759"}
{"text": "简单处理后涂上盐胡椒这样放在铝箔上包裹，200W低温烤50分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZ6bejQNxxRyGAElccibXR5JvcbUpVRViaaiaz9lNlqia3YnULXpQxjpGicGQ"}
{"text": "那个人有孩子了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922235"}
{"text": "共享男友的二维码被人破坏了扫不了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickubQPjnDSlOJhekfCeF278HLJS2R1BaM9Q98JUt3xMr4icULwbED7cGuw"}
{"text": "你能不能往左边骑一点？再挤我就掉下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnua045gvpj30ci0elgp5"}
{"text": "我正打算悄悄地在午前回家，结果发现妻子正在焊熔门口的钥匙。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1375558"}
{"text": "我是让隔壁搬走的酒井", "question": null, "star": 401, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guv35zqv70j60xz0xztco02"}
{"text": "新锐的养蜂人。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "6409351"}
{"text": "本应交给父母的压岁钱的去向。", "question": "至今仍不可思议。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263932"}
{"text": "我还没原谅你呢。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "说完「约翰可以坐下了」没想到这么多约翰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2w55dj61rj30ci0el42r"}
{"text": "别小看我的能力。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5689531"}
{"text": "当你在越南自拍时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXiaEJ1ZWkgqiaYQdAPttyMJ4hnzkAchTiaUtkTSbzFf2icFvvSRb3QjHBdA"}
{"text": "相比之下亚洲某十几亿人口的大国找不出十几个能踢进世界杯的男性，说实话，我真为印度感到丢人。", "question": "2018 俄罗斯世界杯冰岛门将哈尔多松在足球之外的人生是怎样的？如何评价他导演的可口可乐广告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊猫的四格漫画", "question": "做了100次就习惯了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651343"}
{"text": "射程和飞行距离是两回事吧。题主的运气相当好的话，不光可以看到子弹，还可以看到很多著名人物，比如上帝，佛祖，马克思等等。", "question": "如果冲我的方向开枪，枪射程 1000 米，我站在距枪 1001 米的位置，是不是可以看到子弹掉在眼前？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！想要妹妹回来的话，就把钱汇到指定的课程里吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3775250"}
{"text": "真拿你没办法啊大雄，记忆消失器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MdbIxnkeGGwhqEgdRgn5IpyI2IPCl8WGQpibYhTC7rLladmiaLpg0Ixzg"}
{"text": "爱笑的人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5776084"}
{"text": "以后不要再在蜂蜜里兑水了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBv7fltefcYPLjFop837cYB1icmurE6nyRKAVTheo1WkTWZ6pnia9dgVVzw"}
{"text": "「这显然是一双劳动人民的手。」", "question": "女生第一次被男朋友牵手，一般会想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喝碳酸饮料会打嗝。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "女同事的无人机操控app误连了假发的蓝牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq31JW4mGQt84CuVgNJDOAMHmklmtJwuoxpiapFul0QdSByyX1eGApkxsA"}
{"text": "五元硬币是最贵的。", "question": "关于硬币的极限城市传说", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2603711"}
{"text": "真的比我还喜欢吃煎面包超人吗？再问一次吧？", "question": null, "star": 3246, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505954"}
{"text": "忘了来干啥，照例又点了个大份的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxYwkTleja9590hxjpmc9UO3vKgDvkGqYkDDAwt0m08HVb1biatLob3RQ"}
{"text": "鱼在思考，鱼也在行动。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2145969"}
{"text": "静香！求求你！别打我！胖虎「不是啦……用这个抽我」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi0zdsd8bej30ci0el42w"}
{"text": "听好了，巴西人！", "question": "草原的夜晚真冷啊……！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6742632"}
{"text": "本人是一名医学生，学校两地有分校，由于当时教学材料和资源有限，两地需要共用一套材料资源。曾经，我老师带着五个头（对，没错，就是用福尔马林固定好的尸体标本，只有头），晚上坐火车赶往另一个校区，第二天要上解剖课。过安检时，安检人员脸……", "question": "安检人员曾检查出哪些可怕/奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "枪拿反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkntm8gz48j6133133gs102"}
{"text": "观看了两次粮食节约演讲后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBvHuBUZEsuQO8tOkdqtGaF5NU64tvsHDGSY2kTMRFQZDO5G4IJGObAQ"}
{"text": "毛巾拧干", "question": "不能用擦了很多眼泪的毛巾。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7318573"}
{"text": "小三的儿子给他做了一套英雄服装，但是放在房间角落里的佛坛被拆了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4918270"}
{"text": "糟了！这种焰火好像应该在地上放", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebvwy22g02j20bt08wjs2"}
{"text": "柠吐槽不用问了，保大不，我是想核实一下你们家族有没有黑人血统……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YEefA3H2dO02KVf7RurwvfyUbEZOTDytDIVDS0PlnJgNdUa0chvgUxw"}
{"text": "看到光头总忍不住敲一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9WEq3K93rKRH3V7q1PcWVJI2vFgTNgiaVpGe0yteWcahEUl7U82Na2jiaUtwF4GibZwtEnMZda1ujQ"}
{"text": "彻子的家。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "人类是愚蠢的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5349243"}
{"text": "妈妈把防晒做到了极致", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ew4kwbkeq3j209w0bg760"}
{"text": "蟑螂啊。2000 年，单位去海南度假，住在亚龙湾的一个酒店，下午入住之后我收拾了一下就去同事的屋里集合准备出门，几个人正在有一搭无一搭的闲聊，忽然听到同事一声「卧槽这他妈什么！」定睛一看一只巨大的蟑螂像小坦克一样从梳妆台下面出来在屋里乱爬。大家瞬间都蹦到椅子上了。然后有个同事比较勇敢，冲上去踩了一脚，我听到一声巨清脆的甲壳破裂的声音。时候几个人面面相觑惊魂未定，忽然看到从墙角各处出来好几队小蚂蚁，走到蟑螂边上开始搬运……过了几分钟蟑螂尸体就被分着运走了，地上只留了一点汁儿。那天晚上我做了噩梦。", "question": "南方有哪些东西可以吓坏北方人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的吗？滨边美波染了卷发？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6719086"}
{"text": "怎么样？这个领带酷炫吧？www", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2562126"}
{"text": "一次性接对usb接口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5iaVQvDrbicce07zkEibNiaBqGm3xxJmaNwhP6PUs2qozNokmvDzib40fQ3A"}
{"text": "『绝不可以告诉别人哦】这家伙说的全是自己昨天对他说绝不能跟别人讲的秘密", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hayahheok3j30ci0eldjv"}
{"text": "昨天偶然看到经理和导演从酒店出来的那一幕一直在我脑海里挥之不去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5846681"}
{"text": "必点锅底和小料", "question": "你吃火锅时每次必点的食物是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "墙中的物品~ ~ ♪墙中的心跳声♫", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987122"}
{"text": "击剑从娃娃抓起", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "乘客江户川柯南已登机，祝各位旅途愉快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdnK2Jc6axicloicViaKhOReVUH1nDic0yN69f0GhcBFgnMpoIR4hpHkbzQw"}
{"text": "昨天的梦话刚想放下，突然就变成了现实。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "462056"}
{"text": "意外的是，扮演奥特曼的演员的摔跤动作并不好看。因为他演的是外星人角色，所以可能没有练习过吧？", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "4475249"}
{"text": "黑猫警长：不许动 一只耳", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "跟你一模一样", "question": null, "star": 445, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkgj365rt9j60zi1a4n2l02"}
{"text": "铝合金", "question": "这个甜点的名字加上一个字就变得不太好吃。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6789784"}
{"text": "我养了三年的鹦鹉皮皮是个傲娇的小甜心。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1202842"}
{"text": "大半夜，东航客服电话打了半小时永远繁忙，而我急着改签机票。突然我灵机一动选择了英文服务，电话瞬间接通，我平静的问 \"can u speak Chinese?\" 对方沉默了三秒后回答「你说吧」。于是我们全程用亲切的中文完成了交流。", "question": "你做过最机智的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我已经知道犯人是谁了", "question": null, "star": 355, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndrr39d3pj613c1ghahi02"}
{"text": "混浴居然像地狱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7054237"}
{"text": "取决于蒙面是长效行为还是短期行为。如果是短时间挡一下，比如你就截个道，或者杀个人，几分钟，一小时，干完就跑了。那一般都蒙下半边，中外皆是。因为蒙下半边比较方便，扯块布就能蒙，蒙上半边你至少要挖两个洞。遇到个急事，比如临时要去灭个口…现扯布还要量尺寸再挖洞，别人早跑了。但如果你要长时间蒙，比如佐罗，黑郁金香、蝙蝠侠……这些人蒙一次都要很久以后才摘了。或者说虽然单次行动时间短，但需要经常蒙，次数也很多。由于你要长时间，所以说话、喘气、吃饭、喝水，亲女主角…这些事你都要考虑，蒙上半边毕竟要舒适方便很多。你没见那些不分日夜都蒙的铁面人，戴面具的那些，就都是蒙上一半的。所以不管中外，采花大盗很少蒙面，至少不蒙下半边…所以原理是相通的。只不过深入人心的形象中，国外的往往是蒙面游侠，经常要蒙，所以印象中都是上一半。中国的往往是拦路截匪……", "question": "为什么中国的蒙面人都蒙下半张脸，西方的蒙面人都蒙上半张脸，日本的蒙面人都是蒙着鼻子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟领导说话礼仪还蛮重要的，我有几个职场小妙招可以分享给大家：1、领导说「辛苦了」，你就回「你也别闲着，帮我倒杯水」，表示对领导关怀的认可。2、领导微信找你，你就回「有事？」，既简单又高效。3、领导让你去趟办公室，你就回「你自己没腿过来吗？」，表示对他的大长腿的羡慕和夸赞。4、领导问你进度怎么这么慢，你就回「有本事你来」，表示对他工作能力的肯定。5、领导安排你干活，你就回「就这？」，表示工作完全可以胜任。6、领导说你两句，你就回「你在教我做事？」通过幽默的表达，化解自己尴尬的境地。 ", "question": "领导微信发“辛苦了”，作为员工应该怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本次航班机长实时画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbmlp6y47fj30ci0elab2"}
{"text": "没有女朋友的时候主要的烦恼是「没有女朋友」，有了女朋友之后她就是烦恼的源泉。", "question": "怎么样增加找到女朋友概率？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怕队友骂得太凶口水飞过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj0cJ1q1GwDictf97TPvWWvyKPE1DdwbLKRv1FKUYN6sZ5Svbr4Syw8Kw"}
{"text": "一直找不到的蚊子落在了显眼的地方", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVQSoY9wsdZdFeXvjINbsYvNmTheWdBd09JMRNqwtXq9EiaEib0jiczqGuQ"}
{"text": "袁华出没", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicfs2gkqyMmGavE8Xpiah57LnxbiaiaRaeNDFzAfxLbeTtFPB83ulicdanWw"}
{"text": "我收到的奖品车钥匙断了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322362"}
{"text": "大一还没开学，在新生群聊天。完了由于专业没几个女生，一堆男的聊天没意思就装女生和他们聊天，劲发女生发的表情包。有个男生就特别关注我，每天嘘寒问暖，时间久了，我一怕他知道真相找我麻烦，二是嫌他总找我，就不搭理他了。结果开学才知道，这个男同学是女生装的。", "question": "到目前为止，你做过的最骚的操作是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "印度厕纸、餐具专卖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdic9CkaPVDQQkI4HiaOSTAPHhzJDptXltkcuk2I8hNVB6xnQoRAJPtxCg"}
{"text": "哥斯拉！狼来了！狼来了！啊哈哈哈～看把你们吓得~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvepyjp6l3j60ci0el77502"}
{"text": "他们竟然把我关在虫笼里，让我独自受伤了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6346779"}
{"text": "该列……那家伙下个回合就要合成3个约翰了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcpxsq97pkj30ci0eladw"}
{"text": "她是一个目的地迷，今天要分享一下对好地方的看法。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2946202"}
{"text": "主人在好好地对待别的男人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385722"}
{"text": "输在起跑线上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6425336"}
{"text": "我无论用什么手机，都感觉他某些言论在骂我", "question": "我真诚地问，为什么有那么多人反感小米？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿裙子失重过不了审，就先这样吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGt2yoiaeoWFox2oEcRZJyYGu5QeI2iayJV4zna6fIJh0ckBKzy4fFAia6icQ"}
{"text": "从两地居民说话的发音情况看，上海是舌尖上的中国，北京则是舌面上的中国。", "question": "你如何对比北京和上海？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以为已经舍弃的人偶不仅回来了，还增加了，而且还带了礼物回来。", "question": null, "star": 2289, "type": "I2T", "image": "1462483"}
{"text": "也可以十五再谈，躲得过初一躲不过十五", "question": "初一谈恋爱好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "UFO想吸走她们，可是有一个怎么都吸不动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbjxDGXLoRBQicVf8OxKM1beSlicEvr63RGaFCZmxQx883ibibNsnlqvsKUvA"}
{"text": "看到就觉得不甘示弱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2383368"}
{"text": "脸蛋和身材决定了我是否想去了解她的思想。思想决定了我是否会一票否决掉她的脸蛋和身材。", "question": "男性更看重女人的身材、脸蛋还是思想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "%", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f5nxmk65hyj20av09o0tf"}
{"text": "别做了 喝茶先", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "不开源。", "question": "「天机不可泄漏」的精髓是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抹黄油时挺直腰板，但涂猪油时驼背。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1422041"}
{"text": "「有一条腿」和「有一腿」能一样？", "question": "汉语中「量词」存在的意义是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚刚那个拿冰淇淋女孩的一巴掌到现在还有点疼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6QD1Jnwib8H8IzOmAkfVosLcIf3tPGdticVEnTuPXyZNy1da3saGYXz3A"}
{"text": "低调", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNeicJHkSZ5Xy7I13VjhUb5OcDRrwvkWoO6JAEFxoSKRzQQct9R8qYyTw"}
{"text": "回到两秒钟前。", "question": "在魔法学校学到的无用的魔法效果是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036881"}
{"text": "猫头鹰开始挑衅了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6946597"}
{"text": "明天就在等待我们。", "question": "黑洞的另一边", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2241189"}
{"text": "只提前了一秒签到成功的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrugh79huj20g60fb41f"}
{"text": "让我看看选择题答案是什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1r5SgP2vbSh4ibLUuS8qV5lVAzXYMIkqgCDG9XgU2jObYZhaMbsibiaH6w"}
{"text": "脑里的天使：明天七点起不来我就是狗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "耶！入选殿堂了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2461537"}
{"text": "【重要报告】总理要辞职了！", "question": "首相岸田在YouTube上开了频道。他发布的第一个视频是_。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7150091"}
{"text": "常听音乐用耳机。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "最酷的人们。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5682494"}
{"text": "先生，你别生气，说说你做了什么吧！", "question": "我会原谅你，所以快点忏悔吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279874"}
{"text": "下不去了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4609222"}
{"text": "看我的私人性日记吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998798"}
{"text": "快要拉裤子里时帮忙推回去的妖精", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy6i8xigixj30ci0el76u"}
{"text": "随地吐个口香糖结果吐肩膀上了", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5wxzlrl96j60u01400wi02"}
{"text": "哎……我说让你走你怎么又来了……！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7126933"}
{"text": "数羊时不知不觉进入了奖励关卡，越来越精神了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h25u99otq1j30ci0elgmp"}
{"text": "这颗金色飞贼被下了“让抓住的人暴露内心最真实的一面”的诅咒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrb29OMZNpjVdVia7ukYH6mdsVP88M4ID8ddXrXM6ZEYFGsYKzSEfj9xg"}
{"text": "人生没有彩排。", "question": "对萝莉控和正太控说一句话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7057019"}
{"text": "Face ID 在一个使用场景下完全改变了用户体验。iOS 的闹钟原本有两种彻底停止的办法，一个是屏幕上很小的一个停止键，另一个是解锁，用密码或者指纹，尤其常用的是指纹。时间久了，闭着眼睛也能摸到 Touch ID，然后就睡过了。Face ID 不一样了，需要双眼睁开面对点亮的屏幕才能解锁。这么多年，终于实现了叫醒才算完的闹钟功能。谁用谁知道。", "question": "iPhone X 的实际使用体验如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，你给我过来！", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "头等舱，一位大姐问能不能跟我换座位，我说好啊你座位在哪，她指了指后面经济舱位……", "question": "你在坐飞机过程中遇到最奇葩的经历是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟皮卡丘和一个妹子回家后皮卡丘突然察觉到了什么说有事要出去一趟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpaaqz5wxrj30ci0elgqq"}
{"text": "郭麒麟于谦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjA0Dkg7goGBx6POfoA1H3eBoImY8kRr7XXq6oqRdRsVDicHFg2k3Fnj3w"}
{"text": "土耳其哭了。", "question": "中国能不能选一个比「China」更好听或更深刻的外语国名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "求阴影部分的面积", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HlpS695iaCia6JP4Tia0SfOH2EQht05ArAPvwsKt0sQO9o6xSfHcZ8SrhA"}
{"text": "森林里的修学旅行", "question": "给那位伟人四个字的名字加上别的意思。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109737"}
{"text": "那时地铁人满为患，我坐在座位上，一个男的站着，被挤得腿都跟我摩擦摩擦了，我一抬头，就看到他的裤裆拉链没拉上，还有隐隐的黑白条纹内裤……那么贴近……一切都是鬼使神差（只能用鬼使神差解释），我伸手捏住他的拉链，往上一划，哧啦一声，动作行云流水，没有任何阻滞。完美（金星脸）……然后我与那个男的对视了几秒，嘈杂的车厢甚至没有声音了。最怕空气突然安静。他涨红了脸，转身很快走了，背影有些落寞。不过也能够理解，他一个男的，被我一个男的拉裤裆拉链，确实不好受吧。要是换个美女可能心情会好一些。我忍受旁边一个老婆婆诧异的目光（车上人多，也许只有她看见了，我安慰自己），好几站。还要装作若无其事泰然自若一切如常。发生了什么吗？没有！", "question": "你做过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您先去住吧，我和前台小姐姐凑合一晚就行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCgXkZLDK4V0ibAASQPa6AIicoFZer5uibmHwgMhIMzeS9uQBpdjz5jQNnA"}
{"text": "怎么办啊！从刚才开始就一直漏水不停。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064937"}
{"text": "朋友以上，恋人未满。", "question": "说些长话短说的事情吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6724352"}
{"text": "我就问！奖牌要不要是龙珠！", "question": "如果《龙珠》孙悟空成为东京奥运会形象大使会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一天晚上九点多开车和老婆出门，我打着嗝、开着车，她在看手机，车里车外静悄悄的，路灯随着车子的行进一盏盏滑向后面，心情随着放空，思绪也不知飘向哪里……在一个路口等红灯时，习惯的看向左侧路口的信号灯，一般看到左侧绿灯闪烁时，就可以准备挂档松离合了。就在我定定的、有点失神的等灯时，突然旁边的妻子发出凄厉的惨叫，惨叫声足足持续了五秒钟。那时，我才知道什么是时间凝滞、什么是一念闪。因为她在我的视野外，看不到发生了什么，一瞬间只能猜测，能让平常还算冷静的妻子受到这样的惊吓，一定是非常可怕的事，可能是有什么惨烈的交通事故，有肠子或者什么人体组织挂到车窗上；或者是她体内的剧痛；或者是精神类的疾病，像是狂躁之类的……心脏咚咚咚的跳动着，我慢慢扭过头，找寻着答案，目光扫过空荡荡的路口，扫过干干净净的右侧车窗，没有任何血淋淋的东西、也没有突然出现的乞讨者烧伤的脸。目光落到妻子脸上，她严肃的凝视着我，神情没有难耐的痛苦。难道真的精神方面的……我努力寻找着合适的词句，避免刺激到她，还没等我开口，她先出声问我：「还打嗝吗？」", "question": "你经历过什么恐怖的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全员落选调查兵团", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd57sp7qyvj30ci0elwfu"}
{"text": "本人女，女老板，大概比我妈小不了几岁，有一次和她去开会，不知怎么就订了一间双床房，就一间房睡。第二天早上她的闹钟响了，很久也没关，我恍惚间把她当我妈了，喊了一声，哎呀好吵啊，快把闹钟关掉吧我还没睡醒呢！过了两秒，闹钟关了，我彻底醒了……", "question": "你和导师之间发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起...我买不起塔夫绸了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6941069"}
{"text": "对不起，那是背包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBoXZ3s0ym7g2Smhv1Ns9Kh9h2tOHOlW1aN4swicZarciaCbrOFmvL5FVQ"}
{"text": "快把强力胶的解药拿来", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "给我看清楚了，这是你这个月要还的花呗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoYKdDj0ZTqhQy3uI7S2xHRibyx9Fic6c4flyYtgev5uBUQ1K6BV5vWaEA"}
{"text": "你要点便当火吗？", "question": "这是什么牛肉奇幻料理？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3689408"}
{"text": "提问的人是姜子牙吗，这么关心谁能封神非要问的话，没有人可以", "question": "华语乐坛有哪些新生代歌手有望封神？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毒蘑菇也是天然的。", "question": "如何反驳父辈「天然的就是好」的观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真人CS扮演游戏。", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "每个人身边都会有一个很懂车的老司机，他们会热心的把 20 年前积累的化油器车的小秘方告诉你，让你用在你的直喷车上。", "question": "新车说明书说不需要热车，是否科学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是门上贴着恶作剧第一个牺牲品的拉链。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3657578"}
{"text": "一定是那个时候把钥匙丢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410T8jTmiaBDjiaLaicb6ojbVvRKc7IhUPdOhA4jORvAvIHE6SliaTqxoVrRAA"}
{"text": "不会拒绝人的个性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QD5swXIBVrickWMAg505ibE3X0ca1xaib0H3QYDh24skudB3Vy0xaJpa8xiaueDet1eOwpUzrX6lW2Yw"}
{"text": "Google：[cartoon]", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8kqmwx4t0j20gi0efjt8"}
{"text": "刚出生收到前世警长的电话：“继续潜伏，over”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJCgBibtUNtTqIPrxzRoYrm2bEJzwT8Vmd5R06zNKgHn1oglnTMtJp0Xw"}
{"text": "在食堂排队买饭的时候，后面居然自动分成了两排。", "question": "长得胖是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两点", "question": null, "star": 570, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqicfac4iwj61121dfadp02"}
{"text": "你的判断基本是正确的。还差1/3。她想的是，速度分。那个分字，你没想到。好了，可以去准备了。", "question": "我女朋友总是说她需要时间和距离，请问她是想算速度吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "个闹钟之神「稍后再响」之神↑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h59okpoqnbj30ci0elq7x"}
{"text": "英雄采访", "question": "工作面试中帅气的自我介绍方式。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5014162"}
{"text": "过年时亲戚家的小孩太不要脸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqUqMJam7icUtuMuPqibRTIicIfVBmkSJ20EZSWNkuvjdBbuGgiaXYGxhicJg"}
{"text": "我俩牙套卡一块了。。。。。。最后不得不连着去找老师。至今仍记得老师当时震惊愤怒的表情。", "question": "第一次接吻是什么样的感觉?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骑摩托车跳楼的着陆一刻", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "打喷嚏前一秒", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "吃女朋友蒸的螃蟹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20yaJ3A5ia03sBBrtErRAoT7DYibPBUMwNBIld3PmOZXnJgXgjf67oWtrA"}
{"text": "中学里的女同学有男朋友。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6851498"}
{"text": "记住……为我报仇……是……奥妙……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKejDAmiaricxuOaIJjmaRNv8pbd0yXS8cAyIvTxQfzVSB0Jeic9HJxzhicw"}
{"text": "小猫咪，黑猫，还有变成猫的妖怪，非常多。", "question": "大人的迪士尼乐园", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3981584"}
{"text": "电视剧冬天的比较多。", "question": "韩国的那些事儿。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540734"}
{"text": "口袋里装着热水……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036840"}
{"text": "小 泉 萌 香", "question": null, "star": 132, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦脑后中了三枪然后又被斩首，真是太惨了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHcbDIsGD9AlLHDwOeJNQzUByS5CnnOfbzM2ic3VeUv9BpFmXqD2bQqCA"}
{"text": "头发从头上掉了下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825150"}
{"text": "一口生吞了独角兽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4uGcInkvyX17suhop69U4kiaj6oVibXKTSSUovzKOg2xvCsZDiceNmOMLicSCiaRtdqTxyJPnHRwTECg"}
{"text": "什么？是时间跳跃吗！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "305635"}
{"text": "哎呀，横过来了...", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574758"}
{"text": "你能不能不说“中途而废”这种话？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7057053"}
{"text": "抬起的脚是右脚还是左脚？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7158162"}
{"text": "讲感动故事的小哥哥", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "美杜莎的胸部真大！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484330"}
{"text": "哦，原来如此！哦，原来如此！", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "我的世界新方块“积水里偶尔会出现的那个东西”", "question": null, "star": 2294, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384541"}
{"text": "当你看到这段录像时我恐怕已经拉在身上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1pojkopevj30ci0eltbu"}
{"text": "掉下沙坑的高尔夫球视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwW4QsZQexBWj2AH4DvvQpGEIKR0vtJaowLJJ0uZWcAcBCRbqXUM9X7Q"}
{"text": "葫芦岛笔友的同座叫王猜。有一次值周，系主任看见他想让去办点事，但是一时没想起他的名字，就问：那个王、王什么来着……王猜：猜…… ", "question": "拥有稀有的名字是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某品牌羊毛大衣，咬了一个月牙，赶在打折的时候买的，质量非常好，款式非常有型，也非常暖和。我家养狗。", "question": "有没有狠下心买了却后悔的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金克木。刀切出来的已经是橙尸。", "question": "为什么橙子用手剥出来的比用刀切的要好吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是爱情吗？还是心肌梗塞？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6495423"}
{"text": "怀孕四个月的时候去海南玩，本身瘦，不显臃肿。过安检时被指肚子，里面是什么？「孩子」，一脸懵逼的我回答。", "question": "安检人员曾检查出哪些可怕 / 奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "单身狗，这腿我能玩一年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibsObY2DNPJ3w0nYkcqUnA86VRnJqWEL2ia32QiaFmf8hPNz4zWbeoJ5eg"}
{"text": "悠哉悠哉", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6844048"}
{"text": "你的手怎么这么凉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEicXEPzyy7Sb35yshic5VWHicSqRemmSOMIpAs0Wanibialf0tZ0BianVXbnQ"}
{"text": "把手伸出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewzpq9g1w2j20aa09xta5"}
{"text": "八木先生，高桥，不用你说我也知道已经早上4点了。", "question": "草原的夜晚真冷啊……！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6742632"}
{"text": "某天到学院办公室打印材料，教务老师问我：你导师的车星期几尾号限行？我看看给他排周几的课。我打电话问，导师说：这个无所谓，我一辆车周一限号，一辆车周二限号。于是我跟教务老师说：一辆周一限号，一辆周二限号。周一周二您都别给他排课了。……当时并没有觉得有什么不对。", "question": "你和导师之间发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小哥哥别害羞嘛~第一次来这种咖啡馆吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpmzzhluhmj30ci0elwmx"}
{"text": "每次见面，都有一种回到主场的感觉。", "question": "朋友之间的最好状态是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "身体虽然变小头脑却依旧灵活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqvomlvniqj30ci0eln66"}
{"text": "憋尿比赛进行到白热化阶段", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acB2zrtsd4uAlnhyRa0w9OyAU6f3UrWcR5RhGgnvdL8YW47COicxUpJP9A"}
{"text": "利根川", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "部分女生，自用电脑配置很高，就喜欢没事在电脑里养蛊玩。播放器两三个。杀毒软件四五个。视频客户端七八个。盗版 office 和 wps 拉满。极个别还喜欢用 mac 装 win 再养蛊。每天弹窗点到手酸都不知道清理一下。你想象一下。这些人毕业以后。去国企、政府等部门。本身就没有技术人员来维护。硬件配置极低，系统还是 xp 的。工作清闲一点的，上班 8 小时就坐在那里。每天就跟在家用电脑一样的网购微博视频等等。此类资产折旧周期约 5 年。你想想，当第四年中的时候，你有一天因为工作需要去使用她的电脑的时候....那种体会...估计逼近日常电脑卡顿的上限了。", "question": "电脑究竟能卡到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是颅骨骨折吗。", "question": "男朋友把我打到骨折住院，他现在找我和好，我依然爱他，他会悔改吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“你大呢？”灵魂质问，把全队的目光和全队的锅集中在辅助身上，使其无地自容。“我的大，都给狗用了。”我玩各种位置，打野差点，辅助还挺有意识的。然而现在我非补位不辅助。因为我玩蔡文姬的时候，放过大招 10 秒之后队友就失忆——你大呢？因为我玩庄周的时候，队友只要被控住就质问——你大呢？因为我玩大乔的时候，队友只要懒得走路就问——你大呢？因为我玩瑶的时候，韩信背着我冲进四人里，我都懵了，结果两人黑屏，韩信发问——你大呢？因为我玩牛魔玩张飞的时候，只要他们黑屏，我都会被灵魂质问——你大呢？不只是大招问题。鬼谷子。我看着 zero 的灵性拉人手痒痒，开始拿出来练。后来又不得不放回箱底。后来我终于明白了，我不是 zero，我的 C 更不是暴风锐虔诚。。【此处响起掌声，孩子可算醒了】因为我一开大他们就全部冲鸭，一往无前的 c 位让人看了胆颤。经济差太大，二技能拉住人输出跟不上我只能走，队友发问“拉完就跑，真行，会玩吗？”他们似乎是想让我站在人堆中普攻吧。。习惯性给辅助甩锅可还行？大乔的回程技能在不合适的时候把你带回家，一定是她乱放？你乱走也有可能吧？你诸葛亮好端端的一个二技能莫名跳进去，来一句“别乱放”可还行？躲对面技能时咋没有这种蛇皮走位？有些人就是不明白，辅助是给你保护的，不是让你永生的。还有 c 位莫名的要求。我选个辅助之后，刺客发话“要小明”，告诉他不会，依旧坚持要小明。可是我没玩过小明啊？？你们就这么想 4 打 6 吗？？结果可想而知，逆风的全部原因就是“没换小明”。综上这些经历，我都怕了辅助这个位置了。", "question": "什么是对《王者荣耀》辅助玩家的终极侮辱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "写下错误答案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhp1435aj4j30ci0el42v"}
{"text": "两位新人均有核酸证明，批准亲嘴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXL8CnbPRL0ia9x3aR8EAATSuE6t1wrEaYdvyVGYNjpFX6mVEWmpRRAUSA"}
{"text": "引用我们老师的一句话：「我们费了那么大的力气才把基因转到一个作物之中，要是你吃下去就能在身体内表达，那些搞生物工程的大概都要下岗了。」", "question": "转基因食物的基因是否可在人体内表达出有毒蛋白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "8号桌客人在催了 什么时候好", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "你说你想要星星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6iolq2kllj20fv0e2wga"}
{"text": "我自己……（任意容器）「大家请看，这个东西，就是古代的夜壶，是用来起夜的。」（衣裳）「大家看，这是古代的棉衣，它为什么这么薄呢？因为它不是亲娘絮的。」（印章）「大家看，这是古代的戳儿，它很值钱，因为它是古代的。比如我家也有个戳，1000 年以后你拿去卖，也很值钱。」（空展柜）「大家看，这是一件非常华丽的丝织品，完美地展示了中华民族古代劳动人民的智慧，只要是傻子就看不见这件展品。」（博物馆消防栓）「大家看，这是古代的灭火器，因为生锈，都已经变红了，这双胶鞋为什么这么亮呢？因为它上了漆。有个成语叫如胶似漆就是这么来的。」……", "question": "你在博物馆见到过哪些让人无语的观众或者讲解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在这种情况下也能投保的保险。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1364167"}
{"text": "狗狗抓追游戏", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601723"}
{"text": "朋友，买挂吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROyn1c0Kt7Jviame1IE2nvXZib6dBwffjic15ubPRLIC6HSdicux9sTcYPMZXrSjecXQbFQ5LaibXNTjA"}
{"text": "就脸蛋儿别停！这可是个女演员啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1164162"}
{"text": "记住了吗？？「哆啦A梦」世界中我最可爱！下次再敢诱惑男孩子我可不会留情了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1iq2mak03j30ci0eljvw"}
{"text": "我老公回来了！快找个地方躲起来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr8gjakrkfj30ci0el0y6"}
{"text": "参演四季剧团的《猫》。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3878548"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈原来不只是我瞎啊！", "question": "女朋友被搭讪是种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三只松鼠味道不错", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3K5hMbvauX6EbWD5mSjDiaEibuiaj3sV0QbficR1vz4hL3PJt8mK073SofQ"}
{"text": "熊猫眼的制作", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "哦，我不是传教士。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6654416"}
{"text": "汽修班迎来首位女同学", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fx2qy0lezkj20yi1854qp"}
{"text": "就像这样", "question": "怎么容忍智商低的人并与之沟通？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早知道就保存起来了……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1305648"}
{"text": "「这个戒指是！你小子该不会！？」『嘿嘿嘿，我要结婚了啦』「臭小子可以啊，恭喜你们啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gngekj6unaj30ci0el431"}
{"text": "不知不觉间多了一根……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hci594cw6oj30ci0elmzp"}
{"text": "新员工欢迎会上，我给社长倒酒，他轻轻握住我的手说：“以后再聊。”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1351883"}
{"text": "好像踩到了口香糖，用闻的确认一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386523"}
{"text": "很久以前，在某个地方住着一位老爷爷和老奶奶。", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "那是铃木君的地盘哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp301bpuqnj30ci0elq7f"}
{"text": "酷炫。", "question": "安倍的国葬能被取消吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6798184"}
{"text": "在日本酒店的姚明", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "你认真吗？我都使出了全力了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3733225"}
{"text": "禁止游泳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIp7pXiazHmWtb9lFJicvZ8o0ZrotdwvYBoSA3W2SVibGX2uKSr4xak4FQRw"}
{"text": "穿上黑色紧身衣", "question": null, "star": 1049, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmg7tafootj60g50jy75z02"}
{"text": "免责条款", "question": "一个看着还靠谱的男人一直说自己不是个好人，该怎么解读？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才打中的是教官哦下一枪别再打歪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6gh72i11vj30ci0elt9v"}
{"text": "给我托梦了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h94h3478dyj30ci0elacn"}
{"text": "募金能让我们变得更强大！", "question": null, "star": 629, "type": "I2T", "image": "1210411"}
{"text": "疫苗接种后，一直话多的爸爸突然变得安静了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5876806"}
{"text": "我岳母晕碗。吃完了饭，我岳母看着一大桌子的碗啊盘的。手扶着额头说，我喝了点酒，脑壳有点昏。一转身就回自己房间了。关上门，拿出手机，打开电视，享受那一刻的宁静。", "question": "过年的时候，你发现了家人的哪些神技能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你吃饭了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337462"}
{"text": "哦哦诈骗一贯作业", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3415106"}
{"text": "你们还玩什么游戏啊！没收了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5683657"}
{"text": "懒得起来拉灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicEYl3qU0PYGbk2XedciazicAUibYwfumjyMvTfMdXy0rlfPfygvRbcpyhQ"}
{"text": "相把100元换成零钱，却发现", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvut98kx68j20yi1d14n9"}
{"text": "被告知预约的是明天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9rjfp6lghj30ci0elgp8"}
{"text": "有一次公司年会，我管后台的音响和调音，一员工要表现现场打碟，和我说，我的设备精密，放的歌对音响要求很高，低音要求比一般歌曲要高百倍，这些电子音乐选的都是你们没听过的。然后，用 iPad 连了个便携式迷你一体机放了 Skrillex。以上。", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你是为此才叫我的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1829397"}
{"text": "刚放上铁板的章鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGb8jmdARYsZiceOuTwJXBwQApyr3Nr5UEcJ1r1fmFJ3IZKL37c5Kymt5g"}
{"text": "一会儿要穿的衣服还没干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euxkte0qsxj20af09tq4x"}
{"text": "怎么回事？！今天怎么所有车都逆行？", "question": null, "star": 411, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqv0wujt96j60u00w3tlv02"}
{"text": "偶尔会来的任务推诿。", "question": "在一家非常欢乐的公司里，正进行着这样的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2577762"}
{"text": "你那个大人怎么卖？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "盲人看守所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3MVL93AAxQKOj2ZiaL5uibdafo3sAhAibDTrh5PgqJIl4cvbJbFOkVBZjw"}
{"text": "一刚和男神表白结束就收到消息了！-老板发的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVnicAVEaVEcfjywkkA0lqL9UKWdw5w7zkAlHtSEnoibYmlR1EeD6sicYNA"}
{"text": "各博物馆。因为文物保护的需要，一般博物馆展厅的温度会保持在 20 到 25 度，而且每天温度波动不能超过 5 度，毫无疑问是盛夏旅游最佳的避暑场地。评论区@阿峰 ：但不能去热门的博物馆…上次去陕西博物馆那个人多哦，空调基本没用作者回复：中国人口博物馆啊……那真是没什么办法了…… ", "question": "2021 年的夏天，国内有哪些「避暑胜地」推荐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金赏", "question": "奥特曼一族守护地球的真正原因。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7075270"}
{"text": "恩爱情侣、和睦夫妻必看电影，墙裂建议情侣们一起观看，可以让你们的感情更甜蜜哦：消失的爱人 Gone Girl温柔地杀我 Killing Me Softly大开眼界 Eyes Wide Shut危机四伏 What Lies Beneath本能 Basic Instinct美国丽人 American Beauty蓝色情人节 Blue Valentine其实你不懂他的心 He Is Just Not That Into You革命之路 Revolutionary Road", "question": "什么电影适合男女朋友单独看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "丈夫大量购买了富氢水。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2639232"}
{"text": "86上山了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "每当我提交撤诉申请书时，总是能隐约感受到法官（书记员）充满善意和欣慰的目光。", "question": "律师工作中的哪些细节最受法官、检察官的欢迎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走，带你下馆子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPwrriccxLI9fySKxf8D702dITNdiauM369YlPI043IK1OruavSUOke3iaQ"}
{"text": "懂的自然懂，可能漏了一些800，801，805，808，810，820，821，835，845，850，855，855+，600，610，615，616，620，，625，626，630，632，636，650，652，660，665，675，710，712，7250，730，730gk3v2，910t，920，925，928，930，935，950，955，960，970，980，990，990 5g，655，658，659，710，710f，8105250，5410，5420，5433，7420，7433，7872，7904，8890，8895，9609，9610，9810，9820，9825，980，9906592，6595，6735，6750，6753，6795，6797，x10，x20，x25，x30，p10，p22，p35，p60，p65，p70，p90，g90，g90t，6889+m70a6，a7，a8，a9，a9x，a10，a10x，a11，a12，a12x，a13", "question": "有哪些「懂的人自然懂」的数字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不能用到变黄的新规则。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3149718"}
{"text": "精神低迷的星期一", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "我们中间有个阿杰", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "只有我注意到了那场激情戏码吗？！！阳痿的一大原因就是血管问题，海绵体供血不足，自然而然就萎了啊！！这是在为后文六爷的病因及死因做铺垫啊…我当时一看到这场戏，心里就有弹幕飘过：六爷你的心脏不太好啊……", "question": "《老炮儿》里有哪些小细节特别值得玩味？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玩不了。", "question": "拼图游戏人生：大家都很熟悉的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6694213"}
{"text": "为了逗我这么卷了都？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "把我的屎给铲了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvg9pashl4j60ci0el42d02"}
{"text": "就在这时候，括约肌却不发挥作用。", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "一个人吃饭的时候不知道为什么旁边有人一直盯着我看，忍不住笑了。(笑)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496034"}
{"text": "按照真实的拍的话，这个 offer 可能就不那么令人心动了。举几个例子：「没有实习工资的哦。」「实习结束，肯定留不了院的！」「拉住了啊，吃没吃饭呀！」「你碰到哪儿了？还过来？下台！」「勾子呢？勾哪儿？」「手跟脚一样，快点缝！」", "question": "如何看待《令人心动的 offer》第三季是医学专场？你觉得会发生什么故事？你期待这一季吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假面忍者", "question": "给标题加上三个字，让它变得不好看。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4852010"}
{"text": "路上直播的新形式。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6338176"}
{"text": "11连抽的结果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h924f6w2g9j30ci0elmyk"}
{"text": "这场丑闻的风雨何时能停啊？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4482602"}
{"text": "姬无命是怎么告诉郭芙蓉的：下回出招之前，用不着先喊。你他妈倒是离给我看看啊。", "question": "一个 82 年的已婚男人勾搭一个 92 年的女大学生，说自己要离婚要和这大学生在一起是出于什么心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所有学生都属于补习部。", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "那么，就叫欧力士租车的工作人员为欧力士大叔吗？", "question": "酸奶奶奶现在在想什么。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860109"}
{"text": "西西弗斯每次下山都要赌上性命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8LGVDLTicITWGonNV5y3T2RKYgz1AxNjlzb8bqctwdicic6hqXK9UUAojA"}
{"text": "从安倍首相那里得到两片口罩和十万日元。", "question": "如果人生游戏的格子上写着这样的话，那就请你设想一下有趣的内容吧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5110575"}
{"text": "晚饭还是出去吃吧", "question": null, "star": 692, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgyugg9qyj611e1dutfd02"}
{"text": "比萨饼外卖送达。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5672156"}
{"text": "服务员！换网！", "question": null, "star": 238, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnv08tnjmgj60zh1bbai302"}
{"text": "书法大师", "question": null, "star": 385, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp59pcxad6j60zl1bhwk802"}
{"text": "还有一年零一个月，有机会的。", "question": "5 月 6 号突然醒悟想考 985 来得及吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想要富贵险中求的兄弟们还是要了解我国法律。根据我国现行执法实践中的标准，枪口比动能超过 1.8 焦耳 / 平方厘米的仿真枪也算枪。你掏 100 亿，我兄弟也就是皮破了消下毒贴个纱布。", "question": "如果要你在你朋友腿上开一枪就给你一个亿你会选择开几枪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哪个孩子最可爱？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7289312"}
{"text": "我也慢慢把直播实况申请商标注册好了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6577772"}
{"text": "「结了婚就好了。」", "question": "父母有哪些常见的逻辑、思维令人难以接受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《女生宿舍》", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "我的雷锤怎么还不过来？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibUXrtlIrV9rQvffjNg1sB09VDz3sjgVvlfllMbC8uibIj9KicgrxNdic8Q"}
{"text": "手拉手跳舞时突然把手松开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3edn7rUTrvHSoGvbNuKxp9MPVatbbBWWiab2GNRbnkUF5TfiboSQ1sx9Q"}
{"text": "认识一个美女，喜欢上了我的猫。跟我好了几个月，一个月黑风高之夜，人和猫一起消失。失落几天之后，回想相处的每个细节，结果------这故事的主角是美女和猫，我是宠物。", "question": "你有哪些奇怪的恋爱经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一有人不服就拔开手榴弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdao83lrq1j30ci0eljue"}
{"text": "你是什么流派的？", "question": "茶道部出身的不良少年有什么特征？", "star": 62, "type": "T2T", "image": "2380782"}
{"text": "伟大的舞铲阶级弓人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mgp0TGJbAYMy28Xbjuh7iaZKWrJNVIIUW03wotVuiaQzhY8ZcHRM2rI0Pw"}
{"text": "遇见两位撞丁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRricE0qQN21NYspRDQvheXsXm8VeX2glh24sQaK4ibvEMDVic9IhicUJ581g"}
{"text": "为什么是日本人却用英语交谈？", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "《骑马模拟器·VR》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868EkO9h9aIV6PCnZvumfFlzAJM8DTdgyEStCu5P4VWRcFa6TXTzmVkbg"}
{"text": "我倒要试试A杯能有多大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWw5zcW1nvZicNWItg5jQVq3qrVau3r4bcsodKglukeeheaQG4K3FqpBQ"}
{"text": "是不是现在把这收藏品归还就能减轻罪过呢？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3837584"}
{"text": "神说：这个人下辈子会变成苍蝇。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4613964"}
{"text": "我朋友在美国撞邪，他妈妈帮他从国内找了道士，微信传给了他一张符做屏保。", "question": "哪一瞬间让你真的感觉到科技改变生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "飞机餐是一份热狗 。我感觉自己一份可能不太够，就希望空姐能多给我一份，空姐说一人一份可能没有多余的，但还是热心地说帮我看看。五分钟后，跟我挨着的大哥默默的把自己的热狗放在了我手上。六分钟后，一个空姐说正好飞机餐多了一份就又帮忙拿了一个。七分钟后，另一个空姐说前面有位乘客不吃热狗我就帮你要了一份。众目睽睽，盛情难却，含着热泪吃了四份热狗。忍着没吐。", "question": "乘飞机时哪些细节让你感动过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我脸上有字吗？看我干嘛？感觉很🀄️式啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "防守！防守！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3735441"}
{"text": "裤子的屁股破了，但是想不出好主意。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3212055"}
{"text": "兽娘动物园3", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "对被追求者来说是一半，对追求者来说已经结束了。", "question": "怎么会有男生追女孩追到一半不追了的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "母上请看这个夕阳，是不是很狂美？在如此雄伟的景色面前我没吃胡萝下这种小事算什么呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1g40a0uwpj30ci0eln0j"}
{"text": "米饭做好了", "question": null, "star": 270, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqzkhkp7qoj612m138gsj02"}
{"text": "我不知道怎么做...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6349695"}
{"text": "衬衫配新百伦。", "question": "帅的人就可以稍微犯点小错误，告诉我极限在哪里。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4130688"}
{"text": "柯洁赛后接受采访，声称“感谢欢乐斗地主让我忘掉舒淇。”", "question": "如何看待柯洁拿到斗地主冠军？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这家店烫头发的灯怎么怪怪的", "question": null, "star": 379, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "我跑 11s 根本用不了 100m", "question": "男生100m跑到11s很奇怪嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打斗中的幪面超人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6840025"}
{"text": "再过一年就是我们的本命年！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4095097"}
{"text": "糟了！校长好像是明天才出差！", "question": null, "star": 243, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz73a6ykbsj60yk1a4jyx02"}
{"text": "老妈敲门要进来时电脑画面卡住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx8nqq3239j30ci0elwf9"}
{"text": "下辈子记得珍惜生命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gosynb4k9fj30ci0el0wz"}
{"text": "看起来像，但不是踏板车也不是超级 cub。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5809996"}
{"text": "九号（真的吗……难以置信……下雨了）。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3980009"}
{"text": "我就不该看一眼美杜莎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITSnlQ2Biae6RicT4tBZ8eAygvtOh3R8k1ATBFN6FpibeUza0St4ndDkShA"}
{"text": "写着收方付费的包裹被快递小哥放下就走，而且已经是第三次了，算不算…", "question": "顺丰到底有多厉害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟女朋友老爸说自己怕狗后的第二天早上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp3e6dcavhj30ci0elqak"}
{"text": "老鼠的驱赶。", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "从迪士尼来的通知说不要再把放头上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTr3NEibmMZhHyUCjGZjQBquJk2MJxhfBbb996UmtMoRb8b9ZEvpgUx7A"}
{"text": "注册一个网站，输密码的时候随便想了一个单词“penis”，结果弹出窗口“对不起，您输入的密码长度不够。”", "question": "每次让你说一个笑话，你必讲的是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三个人沙僧附体苏大强：明哲啊，我活不了辽明成啊，我活不了辽明玉啊，我活不了辽 苏明哲：明成真是让我太失望了明玉真是让我太失望了这兄妹俩真是让我太失望了 苏明成：爸，你什么意思啊大哥，你什么意思啊苏明玉，你什么意思啊 ", "question": "如何评价《都挺好》里面苏家的三个男人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为熟透了，皮上有斑点了，所以可以吃了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6835595"}
{"text": "生发水的说明书怎么这么多字？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "女朋友送的墨镜弄丢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOrUDuF4eecRjbNWEbtEh2Nic23iacSve5phxsF2fiaHMEDUfpyto9c53BFHhbQUl3qVTfsTpaePySw"}
{"text": "异次元的少子化对策", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfrpfam7nyj30ci0elwgv"}
{"text": "什么吃的？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6208516"}
{"text": "睡眠习惯不好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3900392"}
{"text": "查尔斯王子祝您长命百岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksmGjC95mccbKfRo9U0iaWetsoGM5VgVzNkc4VqBtpnXuoo05w5p1N3rw"}
{"text": "胡乱操作一通竟偶然放出了大招", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwq71kfi85j20m80m8dip"}
{"text": "「不要弄坏我的圆！」", "question": "在你的专业里最棒的死法有哪种？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他经常咳嗽。", "question": "这种吸烟室我讨厌。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2617403"}
{"text": "白西装的臭老头又来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaZtgmxzzOfN0jrZibn5fY3xqoNsiaqA4OrZ7bVuFib7PAM9GKQe4TvBXDA"}
{"text": "妈妈说不能养\n爸爸说可以养", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60DYzzVqMUnzWyFAibDP3rRsWict4UVsec5WpZoN93K4z6ib2zyoUg7MuMw"}
{"text": "很多时候只需要你问一句：我讲明白了没，而不是说一句：你听懂了没", "question": "如何判断一个人是否能真正听懂你说的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问您是旁边座位的吗？可以在我到达之前先和我聊聊天吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446534"}
{"text": "好消息：是母的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArRh3JUyeyicaoZynbJDqroFYic0yKptpEGB2codibD0xG7PYDubfCLM9wg"}
{"text": "我这么正直的裁判怎么会收你红包呢下次再这样我就出红牌了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUeIJ66Sjz7c3m0r9Mic1yOS3fce4duX0RvibQKnaE9x1qH8amhslUvOSEpFqpgiacczvTnyHYP8YHg"}
{"text": "隔壁床说给你加一瓶，算他的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3O4Ep66LOLzxnUMVclRuiaukicmWp97xo3eudxqjpTiafr8Lh87Bp8hnVA"}
{"text": "你好，你的中文写得不错，再在这边呆几天，你就会明白了。", "question": "为什么美国电影可以调侃总统，而在国内就甚少见？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮卡丘与雷电斑马不得不说的故事", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "高级化妆水洒街上了，为了减少损失用全身吸收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1g7iqktvwj20mv0mvwhk"}
{"text": "她叫本（彼女是她的意思），菠萝头的本。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7270723"}
{"text": "妖怪出现了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484341"}
{"text": "我花了十几年学医，就为了一分钟能看好你的病。", "question": "如何看待在医院看病和医生聊了不到一分钟就结束的情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好意思，这是条纹俱乐部", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "信任挑战-领导版", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "机会来了！机会来了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3962538"}
{"text": "加热坐垫的兼职工作", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6384836"}
{"text": "劝你们不要多管闲事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVyqJsD5WrV7F5N7IkPHL1fwIEI4cseZlf87sCsmFpaAYpt7TS2gSUpQ"}
{"text": "离婚后的财产分割", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iafyuns19WpbZZx1iaDwgyRBEmB4rcUehnG6yq6pYhrQ6EjkIvicLDVE9Q"}
{"text": "你在喧哗的时候更吓人。", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "后方注意！别让我的光线照射到你们！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6626268"}
{"text": "天才休息。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "爱", "question": "似是而非的东西", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7283680"}
{"text": "好，开始吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2038990"}
{"text": "一不小心，警察查房", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVFiaMqAPic1ZCSKmSdJsmhrbppJrEh63vjwr8qNyNy1NV7oKoC2uB8gEA"}
{"text": "男人有哪四种", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITpt2yibKMJMq2PZpO2a3OEjyGUJvShDhXIVCSxRDccZ1br7fRSpKcLXA"}
{"text": "老铁，你见过红血的 boss 吗？这个时候当然只有更爱她才对啦。", "question": "生理期的女友为什么这么恐怖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在便利店门口闲逛时，坐着的姿势是正襟危坐。", "question": "茶道部出身的不良少年有什么特征？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "2380782"}
{"text": "能不能再等我一段时间还钱？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233871"}
{"text": "王五的手艺下降了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6145312"}
{"text": "可能想给人一种很难除的感觉。", "question": "为什么古龙小说中的人物爱以数字命名，尤以奇数为甚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你说你想要个电视？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6um0au485j20lo0q4n10"}
{"text": "你们这些亲戚真的是烦人透了", "question": "如何劝说表弟不要去东北上大学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "得罪了甲方，被一个叫畸笏叟的甲方给改了剧本", "question": "《红楼梦》中秦可卿到底得的是什么病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两辆车", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1591185"}
{"text": "野外生存小妙招：羊群走过的草地上会有味道奇妙的小黑枣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicCFK6Ic9HWiaV4Lkic5Rqh8w4ucZickJaKruRTzt9OlIcJ12n3ZImXNuVg"}
{"text": "《颈椎病康复指南》是专业性很强的科普读物，全书 10 余万字，短小精辟，由陈选宁、程维主编，主要供颈椎病病人及关心颈椎病疾病的人员参考，也可供从事骨伤科临床、科研、护理的工作人员参考。全书主要包括六部分内容，分别阐述了颈椎病概念与认识、颈椎病的检查与诊断、治疗、预防、护理与饮食疗法、自我保健，以及对颈椎病常见问题的解答。是较全面的研究颈椎病、普及颈椎病知识的参考书。", "question": "作为一名开发者，对你影响最深的书籍是哪一本？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "需要一个祭品才能过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hirktdm8rfj30ci0el400"}
{"text": "谁啊，小和尚！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4764687"}
{"text": "悟空：哎呦，我跟你说哦，前面那个妖怪超厉害啦，人家有个当神仙的粑粑喔。八戒：是这样子啦，我当天蓬元帅的时候，还汗他粑粑喝过酒噢，超扯的。悟空：所以就说你们一定要小心啦，我划的这个圈子一定不能出去，知道了么？唐僧：厉害了，悟空，我以前还老是说你臭屁，现在看来，你真是靠得住内~八戒：搞屁啦。师傅你有吃药么，今天怎么会酱子？你不是人家以前认识那个师傅喽。悟空：我去了啦，你们稍等哦。 路人甲：这是西游记？路人乙：这 TM 是红楼梦吧。 王胖子：我跟你讲，这个古董超赞嘞，那边那个大伯说以前还有很多在那片地里哦，我们来晚了，亏很大捏。胡八一：好啦，没差啦。我们现在能有这些收获也很好了，起码这个铜镜很正诶。 路人丙：这是鬼吹灯？路人乙：这 TM 是电视购物吧。", "question": "为什么影视剧里台湾腔或台湾演员大多招人不喜欢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "机器猫，机器人。", "question": "说话方式不同但意思相同。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6267185"}
{"text": "摔倒滚楼梯也能这么淡定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ea6xpzz3dmj20bb0b43z8"}
{"text": "海王的家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMrXJpoH5FjpAAKJPpk4lbwguzPH4gRsibXWvGJhuYRvHWawUNI03zDmw"}
{"text": "姐妹们，她竟然敢穿盗版lo裙", "question": null, "star": 238, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "领导拍了拍我肩膀让我不要急", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmUWQdibI2fiaFIPQdIo1MIzbOQtZsNYPxCW9KTZOlbJ2LkMrOEj3vVZibw"}
{"text": "我举的那个领带呢？！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4612255"}
{"text": "因为健康检查没有异常，所以返回工作岗位。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177348"}
{"text": "哎？你今天带了猪肉豆丁过来吗？", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "过敏是个外来词，我们这里有很多本土称呼。比如小时候叫「娇气」、「挑食」；长大了叫「矫情」、「事儿逼」；出门了叫「水土不服」；酒桌上花样就更多了，「不给面子」、「怂」、「不是男人」；很多传统医学术语都跟过敏搭边：「阳虚」、「肺火」、「风邪」；以及给妇女后半辈子一切不适安上的万能理由：「月子没坐好」。其实有些轻度过敏确实能通过不断接触过敏原最后脱敏。但脱敏这事看运气，就像酒精过敏的人练酒量，练出来的不少，喝死的也不少。有人从小对某种食物或动植物过敏而不自知，吃完之后也没太严重反应，但对免疫系统是个消耗。所以在老家生活了二十多年一直身体虚弱，搬到外地后没有这种东西吃了，一下子就健康起来。国人对此的解释基本就是那地方山水滋养人吧。", "question": "为什么那么多美国人对特定食物过敏，而在中国很少听说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在保存之前先关闭电源。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5323864"}
{"text": "「今晚月色真美啊！」「嗯，适合刺猹。」", "question": "你听过的最可爱的拒绝是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看完这集就睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGckOAvtJksjynsPMtHwDvZICU7n6y0F0UfVu5D6StAibicww0C6jH6SVLQ"}
{"text": "对不起姐妹，我给看成让氦(He)具有铍(Be)的冲击性就进来了，原谅我一个学化学的人吧。", "question": "有没有办法让 HE (Happy Ending) 具有 BE (Bad Ending) 的冲击感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "健身房的人追上来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "Bro, I'm stuck here", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "我突然想到一个笑话，实在忍不住要跟你们分享一下一哥们宿舍晚上卧谈会，突然他们宿舍有个孩子说：“你们知道吗，这个世界上居然还有人有两个蛋蛋”当时整个宿舍的空气就凝固了，他们相互发短信问该不该告诉这个孩子事情的真相最后宿舍没人说话，都假装睡着了", "question": "为什么大家在游泳的时候穿了泳裤还要穿内裤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "面对上司刁难，我扭头就走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqKkZdMUUm8O804CibjvPM7lsRNpOXPeX2lpmKtbxWgMTrRWcPCZZL1eg"}
{"text": "临行密密缝，意恐迟迟归一女儿去蹦迪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8k3N1qiaqicYjswMsHxtRaKPx5yLMUwENficAGVpQNibMuEJf1B3pHz15BwA"}
{"text": "吃我的豆腐。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6340412"}
{"text": "乐视的下周回国广告", "question": "如果你在末日的废墟中发现一台电视机，你觉得里面会在播放什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老板娘脱发也太严重了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcug50rmAMuAtibep811KUDkrj4mpUxxtSfA4cEQWt3ibVMlia3OPXUZIHQ"}
{"text": "老是说要思考、思考，真让人烦躁。", "question": "动机是什么？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158847"}
{"text": "虚拟战士新作品？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3019968"}
{"text": "等一下！大家都饿死了！？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6872180"}
{"text": "和你的恋情就在这里结束吧，从今天开始就是爱了！性感，谢谢♥", "question": "请做出超土气的求婚。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6065860"}
{"text": "暗示黄色终将战胜白色", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "你明白足球落后20分是什么情况吗？", "question": "如果你放弃，比赛就到此结束了，你能反驳这句话吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2587291"}
{"text": "笼池！安藤铁男！", "question": "请稍微修改一下动漫或漫画的标题，让我感到绝望。", "star": 56, "type": "T2T", "image": "4782531"}
{"text": "你怎么说要考一百分的呢？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "698332"}
{"text": "渡边笃史来了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4513025"}
{"text": "果粒橙喝前忘记摇了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6OsibeY887AZmibxyDVn1NByACRIib7Tss9XoFx4ia18LhZO1t1Cic7fQN7w"}
{"text": "因为他《战败客户管理》没学好，对于战败客户，马上删除是错误的。正确的做法应该是每隔一段时间再询问一次客户当下需求，直到客户选择了其他竞品为止。", "question": "为什么一个男生和我表白失败之后就把我删了呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有人能想到，照片中最早去世的居然是世贸双子塔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCb93jzU6eVBL1jw9Zg4icxwicYPnib6Mt32NBF2H58Ns46EkrVXcvR22dAw"}
{"text": "到底把我的AirPods藏哪了？", "question": null, "star": 72, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "忠诚的植物向主人告密", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75RALjMsUqHhJerZamBVG9O6CuwVcmT3Ab7GlBfoa1av23OzlLNUZuShw"}
{"text": "“我又不吃亏”", "question": "萝莉御姐都喜欢大叔，因为大叔身上有让人安心的味道。可是大叔心里到底是怎么想的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "俄羅斯猫猫了都會自己出門狩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic8jMibvrr9xliaNEyynKt4S1Ug4pSicNZvkFiavq5JWDEttHaaOYj5NmVKmSYFCR2WsOqAsyDQ0ysyw"}
{"text": "喜欢，不喜欢，喜欢，不喜欢，喜欢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f19cs1vslmj20ab0acta5"}
{"text": "本垒打无疑。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5879389"}
{"text": "断电了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499031"}
{"text": "“请再来一份吧。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3776017"}
{"text": "「梅雨潇潇」。我高中同学的名字，姓梅。但是是个男生。高中听说的时候实在非常惊讶还以为这个名字是杜撰的。而他的妹妹叫「梅花飘飘」。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "有哪些令你惊艳的人名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个人很会唱歌。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388696"}
{"text": "我就是村里的兰博基尼。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4597870"}
{"text": "以为赶不上拍合照，幸亏窗户开着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqDxZPkbqSZzuvDfTCjVnjDDgmLG1Bs2SGD6oxheOoaIBzUzdQqIg92Vzb9rakFEwlrSopdZrAibQ"}
{"text": "昨晚我们俩去夜店狂欢被发现了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152690"}
{"text": "deadline之前还在玩游戏的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCfAlFanmFsGiblwkl9Bc8ret6jJ0RhFoCYgFR4Hu8icUojYokPwXOdAyA"}
{"text": "路由器为什么叫猫？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "须佐能乎", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "首领：「兄弟们，今天我们要喷一个地方。大家打开地图。」众小弟，打开地图。首领：「来，往地图北边看，我们要喷的是～」众小弟：「东北！」首领：「…………其实没有那么靠北。我们看这里，河～～～」众小弟：「河南！」首领：「…………北！」众小弟：「北京！」大概就是这样。", "question": "为什么很少看到有人黑河北？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "但是Cortana，我实在无法相信你说的鼠标就是这周边设备。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2418242"}
{"text": "青春18岁车票", "question": "用五次就坏的东西。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5653277"}
{"text": "找不到空座位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9J3HqRxS9MpNR5UgTECP2TQ567UX6BHJOLyIvG5uwEu3eND8ibYaGMQWQ"}
{"text": "下班点电梯关门时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYiaNawicf0OEXRuy91HMLzr6bNe3C2CLFmAfAyMG9QHZ2E4gc8jeju43Q"}
{"text": "不对，不是跑步。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202165"}
{"text": "“19号请退场！”“我是91号！“", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSRRllZ2d9UAibUFyZAOuJrSQoNBnfwqAxljbs33WWu6nS68W8ykOzW42cenhHTwDnIhbqUKCfRvA"}
{"text": "由于小学生算错答案，只好以80km/h的速度追赶摩托车的人。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "联合国儿童基金会来人时，把值钱的藏起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h28526vp35j30ci0elq84"}
{"text": "有一次看到有人在讨论现在的当红小花的演技。当时有个热评说：「讲真， A 女星和 B 女星的演技中间至少隔了 100 个 C 女星！」我当时就在下面说了句：「额，那好像也没有太大差距吧！」结果，就一瞬间，真的是一瞬间，我就被三家粉丝轮番围攻！那是我第一次感受到网络暴力。吓得我再也不敢在网上瞎说话啦！", "question": "你说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的被丢下不管的小孩开始感受到事情的重要性。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3355400"}
{"text": "是谁扔的闪光弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee86eacpiaMyrs9wYu0ZicPgyDeCGTlfbsrczQkDL1n4X0pB6l7QrTjlnsg"}
{"text": "说好一起跑过终点却突然冲刺的两人在终点不害臊地挥手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi0pz9rjb7j30ci0elado"}
{"text": "那个货说让我等一小会儿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnhf2qbfqkj20hu0eh7b4"}
{"text": "双胞胎！有一个还是巨婴！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfbtvuunerj30ci0elq61"}
{"text": "瞅你咋地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "下面我来简单讲两句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNQ8r8r43e9HgcLwic6C0rbn3wJ2yVYYJk1SaQhmXhEgFxiaS9hCK7c2gA"}
{"text": "那边好像也以腿肉为傲。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6753765"}
{"text": "第一次下厨炸东西", "question": null, "star": 334, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1giqb9lu4u5j610o19mwm802"}
{"text": "猫想借手吗？原因是什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6907943"}
{"text": "延长就要两万哦❤️", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5991094"}
{"text": "女人的鬼发很长。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "一号选手尝试启动气体反推式加速，并效果拔群", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "耳机吧，毕竟核电站不是说建就建的", "question": "HiFi和摄影哪个更烧钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，记得常联系哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3836946"}
{"text": "大圣   不要再在二楼叫土地公公了", "question": null, "star": 387, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "这个鼻子真新颖！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6462996"}
{"text": "正在做excel表，突然弹出一个暴露的广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdoEaFpcswYdX3CfFvIiazBia7iajn1sxKx63jylhc2ibgVxAe6eTL26lw3Q"}
{"text": "马桶圈太凉", "question": null, "star": 286, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm770c48t6j611f12sn4f02"}
{"text": "阿拉哈拉（发音：aruhara）在中文中的意思是“加油”或“努力”。", "question": "驾校常见的欺凌行为。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4175323"}
{"text": "村里的神仙是第一，最棒的。", "question": "请问M-1是什么的缩写？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6941095"}
{"text": "我已经看到电吹风的线断掉了，请你认真一点敷衍我好吗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "虽然有身高要求，但是从脚开始做……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388910"}
{"text": "我是兽医啊", "question": null, "star": 253, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxa2tyglwlj610a12ojwo02"}
{"text": "3乘以4等于12是在九九乘法表中找到的。", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "我是路怒汉！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373336"}
{"text": "旅客名单上有约瑟夫·乔斯泰的名字。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的飞机。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4160782"}
{"text": "超市刚贴了半价标签的商品", "question": null, "star": 127, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw5efbaqcbj612f12fwmy02"}
{"text": "强烈反对，因为那会碍着那些管闲事的人。", "question": "如何看待两个中国人之间用英文微信沟通？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 听诊器听心音，咦？ 咋没声音？ 换个地方，咦，还是没有？再换，啊？还是没有啊。。。不会是右位心吧？正准备把听诊器胸件移到右边，就听到病人悠悠地说：大夫，你没把听诊器挂耳朵上啊？…… ", "question": "作为医学生你经历过最囧的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「可恶！射击摊大妈！别小瞧了美军！尽管如此，还是没打掉公仔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt4noc79lbj30ci0eljve"}
{"text": "好的！答应了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388747"}
{"text": "你吃章鱼吗？", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "百度市值被美团和滴滴超过是什么，百度市值被美团和滴滴超过是谁？百度市值被美团和滴滴超过是什么意思出自哪里？今天小编就来帮助大家了解一下百度市值被美团和滴滴超过到底是什么。好了，以上就是百度市值被美团和滴滴超过的含义和出处。希望小编精心整理的这篇内容能够解决你的困惑。", "question": "如何看待 5 月 17 日百度市值被美团和滴滴超过，只有今日头条估值的 60%、阿里及腾讯市值的 10%？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是谁的小号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibIbGGD1aAYd37ic9OT1SXGyzIhibzg6Tt2cI1Aic03dvjn31K2HjM4AtzQ"}
{"text": "买单就交给你了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdb19r5lkjj30ci0elgn7"}
{"text": "我已经吃了两个小时的饼了，但是没有反应。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387710"}
{"text": "她有一只只有心灵美丽的人才能看到的猫头鹰。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3916281"}
{"text": "Hey guys, it's me. said the foreigner, but who are you in the first place?", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6676180"}
{"text": "孙悟空！把我的力量分给你！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151059"}
{"text": "婚外情", "question": "请考虑奥运会的新项目。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3185666"}
{"text": "门口的大树迎来了它的第74个本命年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSc1n3WEKCXbwx4jMoE8ibSRw3ydBCpfZQaPILWd32zepWK9Qg91zKK2eYRD8lrPCPoNnj99FuwTg"}
{"text": "课本书签", "question": "圆滚滚的玉米的新用途。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5950879"}
{"text": "蛀牙了，也就是增税了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4972566"}
{"text": "咦，你什么时候加的V啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewsj1m7yhtj20a308igmz"}
{"text": "对不起，我在吸烟。", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 198, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "磨磨蹭蹭十分钟过去了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372402"}
{"text": "我在大宫遇到了大麻烦。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3236674"}
{"text": "8月31日，没有做任何作业的学生。", "question": "请问你失眠的原因是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464550"}
{"text": "琵琶法师的演唱会门票。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "五颗星评价：点击感觉不好用，但莫名的温暖，可能冬天会好用吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177531"}
{"text": "走廊罚站耐久大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNK7eMfV8dU13yVRrNHm3kkuDiaKWCI9hbZPo4HbckO3Iu6GfDIJDru42Q"}
{"text": "切/入我检查过了，修不好了，买新的吧。", "question": null, "star": 532, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbc487jh5vj61401o0k2y02"}
{"text": "在过马路之前，先等等。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5132190"}
{"text": "我看知乎上哪个鬼能把这个问题回答了", "question": "死亡的过程中会十分的痛苦吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "山田君叫了救护车。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448233"}
{"text": "对我说出愿意奉献一切的话。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6372815"}
{"text": "家政妇志麻真的动怒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929404"}
{"text": "女澡堂已经拆了 纳尼？！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "最高44.722km每小", "question": null, "star": 750, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "我给爷爷吃了饼，但他没事。", "question": "请说些无关紧要的话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6797121"}
{"text": "这样别人才看不出自己说的是 OMG，还是 WTF。", "question": "为什么女生在被表白、被求婚的时候总是会捂嘴？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "北京出租车乘客", "question": "如何评价一位捧哏演员的水平？有哪些非常优秀的捧哏演员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果不凭我自己打倒胖虎的话哆啦A梦是不会安心回去的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr46dobtlmj30ci0eldl7"}
{"text": "听说你有一车面包人", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "杜甫未曾年轻，李白从未老去。", "question": "为什么杜甫被称为「老杜」，而李白没有被称为「老李」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鳥山明", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8g9nRNr7HZgNibYcT0J7Jlpd8Oe6mMOV7TkOBiaZHJpTn92icD6iaS02OgA"}
{"text": "美女 能借个车轮吗", "question": null, "star": 539, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "「为什么换灯泡总是男人的活儿？」（拧拧拧）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eidf8zbyj3j20az09vaax"}
{"text": "请问可以用橡皮章吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5945593"}
{"text": "等我说开炮再", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNuGsMbktNM2HQN0q6VTeb54p10Hb3Lfp7jeHherIm00dAd6sibaYh8FVIEUHCCIysoIiagicY7jARw"}
{"text": "偷完薯条却撞在了玻璃门上", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "我们是性别推进委员会。", "question": "请问如果误入了女浴池应该怎么办？", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855021"}
{"text": " pdd 上 1 能提现，0.999.......8 你能提现吗？", "question": "0.999......8和1相等吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到楼上教训他家猫咪：“再皮就把你丢掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20Ks6FQ253Vk6nnnh1ddADj5R2icLtajPECIic6U2COYX44jxgKIcrLu4w"}
{"text": "点外卖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAGiaEnDRiax8ECGcflxxCbHprkRDMHqueyGYIeyepLvk2GvhzLZuokoog"}
{"text": "拿扇子吹起窗帘的人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "打开玉手箱。", "question": "能不能勉强看一下《小魔女DoReMi》的最后一集呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7277310"}
{"text": "只用一格漫画讲述100天的故事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516639"}
{"text": "走向移动互联网", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHN413ZvIR24wnAYO0K6JmxlCgxdpWMqEP2QAkNic1oyzn7DicO67ZxRwg"}
{"text": "不知道为什么，只是看到针头就会感到恐惧。", "question": null, "star": 106, "type": "I2T", "image": "1434746"}
{"text": "改造的机器人头安反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkW9ysMKkLVydnsibQZpdqlkicL0p7FNT7wO2OapWP2ud0XdR4rr8bBoDQ"}
{"text": "撒尿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "毛利兰（性格温顺的少女）", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5853817"}
{"text": "不要用水瓶好吗，厕所在这边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuu9fNtQEWGoicPxyBSDiaSLuYvEwO3ZwCFDWXZNqsrmSz4kCph5lH3icCZA"}
{"text": "火腿和果冻", "question": "和汤姆与杰瑞相似的话语", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6770925"}
{"text": "各位，这就是眼力啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4138562"}
{"text": "你怎么知道我行总行 23 年后要这么设计人民币？？", "question": "如果带着一百万人民币回到 1997 年，你会做什么投资？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在迪拜购物时，和一个服务员聊天，他中文说得太溜了。我禁不住问他中文在哪里学的，来自哪个国家。他很冷静地对我说，中国 新疆。。。。。", "question": "为什么我们可以一眼分辨出来绝大部分日本人、韩国人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师，直了！直了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6cPvIseDBzVONbaUwupM2hqrZxaXrG7YUwsicPvGgA6rLJmKx4hA5ibrw"}
{"text": "有，每次打出来都得我给送过去，时间长了腿疼。", "question": "长期坐在打印机旁边有危害吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让我们红尘做伴……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "这货肚子饿了就会变成蝙蝠侠的死敌啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4696422"}
{"text": "在做高难度动作时，箭筒里的箭不会掉出来。", "question": "用弓箭作为武器的角色的常见设定。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2426823"}
{"text": "狮子（咕咕咕，这太出乎意料了，我停不下来~）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6710789"}
{"text": "怎么把我叫醒了自己又睡了啊！！", "question": null, "star": 379, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "修缮工程将在日落后至天亮前进行，因为没有电力供应，所以施工可能会延迟。预计在2050年完工。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3026536"}
{"text": "妈妈怎么还不回来呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "YouTuber的年收入自动显示", "question": "如果Youtube上有这个功能就方便了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1377187"}
{"text": "那个人把所有的事情都比喻成哆啦A梦的道具在说话。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4813237"}
{"text": "1、妲己为了换新手机，割了比干的肾。2、楚怀王听信谗言，出兵伐秦，屈原前来劝阻。屈原：「大王，臣有一言……」楚怀王：「不听不听。」屈原：「大王若不听，臣就撞死在路边。」楚怀王无奈，停车下马。屈原：「我新开的微店，请大王支持一下创业，扫一下二维码吧。」屈原，卒。3、吕布第一次带貂蝉去见董卓。吕布：「义父，我和貂蝉真心相爱，希望你为我们两人证婚。」董卓：「这个嘛……」吕布：「希望义父成全。」貂蝉一弯腰，手机掉在地上。吕布发现貂蝉手机自动连上了董卓家的 Wi-Fi。董卓，卒。4、曹操行军，见将士口渴。曹操：「前方不远处有梅林。」士兵闻言，打开导航。曹操，卒。5、徐母死后，徐庶决定终身不为曹操献一谋。曹操：「元直呀，打刘备怎么样呀？」徐庶潜水不回应。曹操：「元直呀，打孙权怎么样呀？」徐庶潜水不回应。曹操在微信群扔一个红包，徐庶第一抢走。徐庶，卒。6、曹丕让曹植在家中七步之内写首诗。曹植：「煮豆燃豆萁，豆在釜中泣。本是同根生，相煎何太急。」曹丕：「杀了！」曹植：「为啥。」曹丕：「微信运动显示你走了一千多步。」曹植，卒。6、花木兰换了一个男性头像，报名参军。教官翻她的朋友圈发现昔日女装照。木兰，怀孕。7、杜甫加了李白微信，正想表白，只见李白的微信签名是：吾爱孟夫子，风流天下闻。", "question": "如果古代人也见面就玩手机，那历史会如何发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在自己休息的日子里调换座位。", "question": "我觉得不太顺利的时候。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4854963"}
{"text": "糖葫芦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2911709"}
{"text": "马桶盖子", "question": "有哪些高级的日系网名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有禁烟区。", "question": "这种吸烟室我讨厌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2617403"}
{"text": "求三角形的面积。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6520408"}
{"text": "放弃岩石柱吧，你也变成鬼吗？银时，在无限制列车前一直站着不动。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5560330"}
{"text": "找亚马逊吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6292711"}
{"text": "千万别删。不删还能怪照片，删了就只能怪自己了。", "question": "去云南旅游，照了一张东巴教信奉的神像，回来各种倒霉，是否应该删除照片？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "街景地图无论走到哪都有她们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdnryh9c7qj30ci0el0xm"}
{"text": "套用陈丹青的一句话，中国能传承千年，感谢老祖宗们的信仰：“活下去最重要”", "question": "为什么四大文明古国只有中华文明没有被毁灭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乘客：您好，我孩子晕过去了，麻烦去医院司机：好的，附近没有交警，我们身处拥堵路段，拨打 110，120 最快需要十分钟到达乘客：麻烦你开快点，救命啊！司机：好的，这条路共有 5 个红绿灯，预计车程 20 分钟，请您系好安全带乘客：不能再快点吗？司机：好的，请问您是否需要闯红灯？乘客：肯定要，救人要紧司机：好的，如果需要闯红灯服务，请您签署这份协议，并同意我的录音和拍照留证乘客：没有必要吧司机：本次服务可能会扣除我本人驾照 30 分，并处以 1000 元的罚款，如果您不作证我可能会失去我的这份工作，请问您是否愿意帮我作证乘客：。。。", "question": "如何看待网约车司机为救婴儿连闯 3 个红灯，家属却拒绝作证称「与我无关」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看镜头，不要看提词板", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "「网管，加时」网管：加不了，你已经上够两个小时了「这么早，我回去干嘛」网管：楼上有个舞厅，可以上去蹦两小时「废话，老子就是从上面下来的」网管：……", "question": "如何看待最新规定：KTV 网吧消费时间不得超 2 小时？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我来结账」大赛决赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtpemt73aoj30ci0el404"}
{"text": "在模仿妖怪的过程中，我真的开始感到害怕了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5791143"}
{"text": "由于药物的效力太强，能看到里面的东西，所以查找了治疗方法。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6759607"}
{"text": "唤醒本能", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "大哥哥，你去哪里？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906608"}
{"text": "虫子的住所变坏了。", "question": "三个反派角色后来怎样了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5347233"}
{"text": "主张严格来说是前足所以不算手球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy9yadj8n5j30ci0elae2"}
{"text": "都给我安静！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3SZnC6ABPSibcCFYh63UTve6MoaAUn2TL0UiceicuShAmrjQYxxouBzMeg"}
{"text": "这真是个严厉的大哥在呢。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "5768519"}
{"text": "这家旅店真的有鬼！我要再住一晚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4niajcJ63epGoBndrSEHRcrAsiavRWicDcBU7K9KDz7Cbibk1eS7JdVHFgw"}
{"text": "家教老师来我们家了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2773502"}
{"text": "因为蚂蚁竞走十年了，身体很棒。", "question": "为什么蚂蚁怎么都摔不死？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你肯定没体会过「呵呵你们这些人不过是 ta 的普通朋友而已真正的 boss 是不需要靠评论这些东西来和 ta 维系感情的」这种君临天下冷艳看苍生的感觉。。。", "question": "为什么我男朋友几乎从来不评论我在朋友圈里发的内容？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "反了你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "由于紧张，我连人这个字都写不出来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2068364"}
{"text": "加油！一、二、三、喵~！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6788454"}
{"text": "你的感冒是从哪里来的？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6848248"}
{"text": "女儿一脸让人看不透的表情，是不是有什么心事", "question": null, "star": 285, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyvopzawmj6109164tf402"}
{"text": "不是让你带球来的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDiceTupvDq54Y1O8WOgN0xwiczhibLH8w1wuoYMgCFCeofph3vPVPGAIKIw"}
{"text": "无椅犯", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "装作打电话的样子。「喂？什么？我这边电信信号不太好，有点听不清。你等等，我换移动的号打给你下……」", "question": "怎样在买了 iPhone XS 以后，让别人知道这是 XS 而不是 X 呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "笑容", "question": "经常吃油炸食品脸上会出现什么？？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NHK的募捐开始了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6452171"}
{"text": "吃完羊肉串，说“学数学的数签子”。", "question": "如何激怒一位数学爱好者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有了这个陷阱，马里奥一定会上钩的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f07eloex04j20b30ahtaf"}
{"text": "对，我的卡丢了要挂失卡号是321654987.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibqOeZGTz0MU3BdGEn4bQjGDiaQHFsm4qfTSdx3ddSNzwjGNnekr9uE8g"}
{"text": "右袖被塞住了，无法伸出手臂。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2980489"}
{"text": "今儿我在健身房锻炼的时候做了几组动作，满头大汗的时候忍不住说了一句：「好累啊。」这时候就听身后传来一句：「你累你马呢？就你累？别人不累？」我循声看去，发现身后并无一人，刚才说话的分明是一根架在深蹲架上的杠铃杆，我走过去仔细观察了一下，心说不好，这么粗的一根杠子，虽然还没修成人形，但已然能开口说话，将来它要是长出四肢学会上网必然为祸乡里。我想起原来有位半仙儿说过，杠精不能见光，一见光就死，我赶紧拎起杠子朝窗户走去，那杠子在我手里嗞哇乱叫，说不要毁了它多年的修为。我不理，一把将它扔进阳光里，只听「啊！」的一阵惨叫，那杠铃冒出一股白烟，不出声了。我眯眼冷言到：「你修你马呢？」", "question": "请问杠精的表现是什么？如何在生活中避免成为杠精？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，在我和小美人鱼玩耍的时候！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6121272"}
{"text": "就是你一直拿棍子戳我吗？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFg9T3wOYBxMs0QLEIoicWibvRzUFiaCAiamknibibiaIvVU7VTqAibGibZ5ohicmw"}
{"text": "平和地度过。", "question": "早上好，今天的目标是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5196091"}
{"text": "而且，我就是那个程度的犯傻，才发这个帖子的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6075679"}
{"text": "「服务员！再来一份烤鱼！！」", "question": "跟男朋友吃烤鱼，我只吃了几口他把所有的鱼和配菜都吃光了，我只能吃芹菜碎和米饭⋯还没吃饱，我该生气么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天是即将废弃的线路前，（译注：可能是一首歌曲或诗词的片段）“没有了蒸汽火车头的声音，也没有了...”好了，因为有些恐怖，所以转播到此结束！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6508176"}
{"text": "为什么你的耳朵上会涂强力胶", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "等一下，这个要先一下再吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAlibGVkLpbE99ydAQRiaXOwgL1eGyweFfiad8qNPAcQOQOadIvH61ygkMg"}
{"text": "发生了错误...删除后将重新改造世界。", "question": "大雄在考试中得了100分时妈妈的反应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7162848"}
{"text": "露阴辟", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "途中两次忘记动作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsnppcxqg2j30ci0elq4v"}
{"text": "打完boss后爆了一地装备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6moNn2iaiaX5zVChOupmsjJKMJ04jRPdVHhumVZLHhHgwVDXunJ1gXZXzg"}
{"text": "大三因为各种原因，和闺蜜一起从四人间搬进了学校号称土豪间的二人宿舍 。然后有一天我们俩躺在床上各自看着书，她跟我说，二人间好孤单噢，都不可以有宿舍讨论组。我在扣扣上一点开创建多人聊天，选中你之后就变成了我们两个的对话界面 。她突然从床上站起来，很愤愤不平地说，凭什么二人间就不可以有讨论组！我就非要建一个！然后我眼睁睁看着她拉了我和她男朋友，然后建成了一个三人讨论组，并且在建成的那一瞬间！迅速的把她男朋友踢出去！！！然后她一副傲娇脸地跟我说，你看看，只要肯动脑筋，没有人类做不到的事情。我们二人间也可以有讨论组！而我全程几乎是懵逼的……从此我就多了一个只有我和她存在的二人讨论组……虽然我至今不明白这个讨论组的意义何在……", "question": "你什么时候觉得智商被侮辱了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，你好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1565373"}
{"text": "无论看多少遍，果然还是八神太郎最酷。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1478064"}
{"text": "厕所的盖子要盖上，你说了多少遍了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5164294"}
{"text": "警察叔叔：小朋友你把我叫出来就为了给一分钱？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3GLqxAzWKMTMsSkMwflXsAkbibTdfKhERrnhndRH3fB7kGsvCJ4LaMvA"}
{"text": "每天都是每一天。", "question": "请问你刚刚说了什么我不太明白的事情？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7154884"}
{"text": "GAMERSKY攻略说是在这里找NPC啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKW3ygTLYARSfeItZ702TKyyuJSicXvib9T3lehRNmQWjdpCKtT67W0qUA"}
{"text": "迟早有一天落到我们隔壁胸外科手上。", "question": "不抽烟的人是如何看待抽烟的人的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我努力想找个间接的方式亲我最爱的那个人的脸颊，因为不想让他知道我偷偷亲了他。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1231239"}
{"text": "你们这些家伙！马上就要到着陆点的上空了！快点和好啊！", "question": null, "star": 3853, "type": "I2T", "image": "1471345"}
{"text": "记得那是初二，我沉迷冒险岛。那个时候正好新职业出来，貌似是双刀还是战神。弄得我心里痒痒。但是成绩不好，家里不让玩电脑，所以很蛋疼。我们家父母在楼上睡，我在楼下，电脑在楼上。我一天心里痒痒的到半夜 2 点都睡不着，非要去玩一把才能舒服。于是我摸黑爬到楼上。我脚步还算轻盈，毕竟是个灵巧的胖子。但是我们家那个木头楼梯声音很大。上楼还好，后腿支撑着所以踩下去发出声音不大。我开开心心的上楼，打开电脑，把角色升了 2、3 级，关机，快快乐乐的下楼去睡觉。下楼我就发现不对劲了，后腿没法控制力道给前腿支撑，下一截楼梯，木头声音声如洪钟一般。父母就在 5 米处睡着，我感觉很慌，这个被发现肯定是一顿打。越慌我走路越不稳，越不稳声音越大。终于，一声强烈的木头声过去后，父母的房间出现了人下床的声音。我心头一黑，转念，一个疯狂的想法从心里涌起。我迅速转身，不下楼了，上楼！打开阳台门！然后退后到楼梯口。在肾上腺素的作用下，这一连串的行动花了 2 秒不到。几秒后，父母房门打开。我爸穿着睡衣跑了出来，我俩面面相觑。我顿时赵薇林心如周杰苏有朋附体，指着打开的阳台门说：我看到个人影，从这里走的！我爸眼睛偏向阳台，看了看我，说：和我追！上阵父子兵，我们跑到房顶。我说：你往左我往右！ 然后见我爸跑远了，我找了一个墙壁上的排水管，大叫：“别跑！”我爸问讯赶来，我盯着空无一人的排水管说：人跑远了！我下去！ 我爸急忙拦住了我，这是 6 楼，他不可能让我下去。沉默了一下，我们悻悻归来。两天后，我们小区有飞贼的消息登在小区各个生活服务平台上。说的有板有眼，还重金悬赏线索。管理员放下手头的工作，拿出周末进行安全宣传。小区保安被骂了个狗血淋头。人们不敢太晚回家，回家就反锁。领居家的丈夫因为担心老婆太晚回家不安全想开车去接她还抓到了老婆出轨。他们家那个活泼快乐的儿子从此脸上失去了笑容。而这一切的一切，只因为冒险岛新出了一个职业。", "question": "你为了玩游戏做的最疯狂的一件事儿是啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "善有善报，恶有恶报，不是不报，嗯，是你这个发票有问题。", "question": "你都说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人生有三个袋子：妈妈的口袋，工资袋，以及梦想袋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2896766"}
{"text": "把蚊子吃了把血补回来。", "question": "你们逮到吸了你血的蚊子都是怎么报复的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先给大家造成“我是大神”的假象，然后为了维持这个假象……", "question": "你是如何强迫自己不断学习提升的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷的挑战续集。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "要不要告诉他们前面没路？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "虽然是2019年的事，但我现在还在解答这道题。", "question": "2018年的个人新闻。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4076427"}
{"text": "主人的动力开关大概就在这个位置吧。我也想要充电器，所以主人你得打起精神来才行啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4393936"}
{"text": "我的团队定位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGhqk2EFAUp13nF4yh3ljsUNibiapicRyTBsEzqwOz79CV1uMH8iblcfhNGg"}
{"text": "盗他 QQ", "question": "怎么知道对方给你的备注QQ名呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "半夜带女票回家，轻手轻脚地转动门锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIViaC3HY5It7anOSBg2BPMZu8ibJwsx9ZZGt6St5VqibnibZW4nkibDllIoBA"}
{"text": "宅男为31冰淇淋的形象代言", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6035146"}
{"text": "在高达消失之前，禁止出木杉出现。", "question": "在哆啦A梦的世界里，如果出现了高达，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510102"}
{"text": "不快乐，为此我经常默默哭泣，任由我的眼泪夺眶而出，泪水打湿我浓密的睫毛，顺着我流畅的下颌线流淌在我美丽的天鹅颈，最后无声地滴落到我的锁骨上。情到深处，我的少女薄背、蝴蝶骨都随着情绪变化而止不住微微颤抖，纤细的手指抚着直角肩给自己一些安慰，可我越想越难过，瞬间泪如雨下，眼泪大颗大颗地滴在我细长白嫩的漫画腿上，我不断抽泣，连紧实的小腹腹肌此刻都隐隐颤抖…噢！我好难过！我不是真正的快乐，美丽只是我穿的保护色……", "question": "瘦子真的快乐吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "漂白剂闻起来像泳池的味道吧。", "question": "夏日少女的香气中，说着浪漫的话，感叹不已。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6111061"}
{"text": "因为在猫砂盆里拉屎，被猫连盆带狗一起扔了出去", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "这是我的基因组。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5316823"}
{"text": "后面的女人在发牌，那么我和你两个人就......很抱歉，就这样决定了。Lon，全都是绿色的，役满！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349067"}
{"text": "土豆长得长就开心。", "question": "麦当劳的那些事儿。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6593256"}
{"text": "在洗衣机里大显神通的卫生纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fu5qxzf4t2j20l50l50vy"}
{"text": "我觉得这真的是智商问题，而不是文理科问题。一个人他要是蠢了，他和什麽美好的事物都有距离。", "question": "作为理工科生，有没有必要对文学、电影、音乐等保持距离？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手机电量皮肤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7UuFxBMzD7icicrbaFUR6Ovj7jtGG2w31aGD3ObHMuJzqicZQsXuctIftA"}
{"text": "说好的一起跑到终点呢！呐！", "question": null, "star": 167, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy9qpir6kbj611i1e0woq02"}
{"text": "专家鉴定为品后的回家路上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1er3yadidfjj207j0c3ta9"}
{"text": "扔圈圈永远扔不到自己想要的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicpJY2SLX6PU0EMj4urcH29Ms8r3raSZgCUM6wrKPTtzJxxKYLN24exw"}
{"text": "安静地生活。", "question": "对于年轻人来说，什么是幸福？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141386"}
{"text": "喜本经理想带着宫崎的两个SUV成员离开拳击馆，自己开事务所。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5812695"}
{"text": "如果不照顾水母，就会变成这样。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389017"}
{"text": "太阳花", "question": "试着在Pokemon的名字后面加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 98, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139642"}
{"text": "敌人来进攻了，进去战斗！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6479394"}
{"text": "专业开锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ex7qpbyjyvj209g08kwfa"}
{"text": "萤火虫的光。", "question": "如果有的话，讨厌的FamilyMart进店声音。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623649"}
{"text": "我特么按了快五个小时了排雷的人呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWY9G7h9hpUh02Js3OuoyjmkXu2KcmxSWtoB2TZ1OGKZTWW8q7HY9mTg"}
{"text": "使用威猛医生可以去除顽固病人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHvtMbyUMNSyAJaNibtTBFjdNnIecL4svsjPBO7y5aCwicUCsjvQ2VV51Q"}
{"text": "开朗的蛀虫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoF9IibrkfaDeT40Pa9TrE9oF6wS2lKibDB0giaCKlSlDKaDjyQG4iaDtJ1A"}
{"text": "我虽然是红发，但我看起来像香克斯吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4776784"}
{"text": "两个日本黑帮在骂战", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "自从我开始听电音，耳屎都被震出来了，没大的了", "question": "耳屎能大到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "派件中。", "question": "让你觉得特别温暖的词句有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，一想到以后的事情就愁得不行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6104296"}
{"text": "“乐手们准备，预备～雪～花～飘飘～”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "你想开大车吗？", "question": null, "star": 178, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "难度超高的曲子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAn8BjZKHGUwI7Ulu99fE1zHpn6PmACUpRPrh3N7ejeGUOxrjh9Ryib7Q"}
{"text": "高堡奇人", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "小美人鱼真烦人，她让我感到不爽。", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "妈妈妈妈！那只狗看起来非常惊讶！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7347907"}
{"text": "把地球当成人质", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20Vv2N69aGgErfFMc7sqMhJH1AQ1tFjb9BrVtibqbC4ib4thROmbAchmicA"}
{"text": "猫:“没吃饭？”", "question": "我家猫每次被我打了屁股之后就去干饭，这是为啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "选择会游泳的那一个。这样至少你妈妈会感激你。", "question": "假如我有三个女朋友，两个要跟我结婚，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "永远的零", "question": "请将它扩大一千倍。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4549501"}
{"text": "我怎么看？我看你是跟我自贡过不去？", "question": "如果全国禁食兔子，你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "二十年前的小学语文课，老师叫我们写下自己的理想。全班 60 个人有的要当科学家，有的要当老师，有的要当国家领导人，而我那时的理想是当一名工人，当时被很多同学嘲笑没有志气。现在二十年过去了，全班 60 个人就只有我的理想实现了。", "question": "有哪些十年前的看似不靠谱的预测成真了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "核酸检测会场的气氛异常热烈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp5oujbxukj30ci0el45t"}
{"text": "真不该在元男友身上刺青。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2999814"}
{"text": "钓鱼影响到我了，你去别的地方钓吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3366149"}
{"text": "我的英雄学院最终话 英雄的生死毕业", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6202068"}
{"text": "海王儿时训练照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VUPvmT6OCoicDHF9AvzwuURQtWkFHqSOhEnqFj39NdbYNEzeufRHiblKA"}
{"text": "练习脱前面人的裤子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp8s00nsg6j30ci0eldl6"}
{"text": "父母眼里的女儿和儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kVDApp3pFsa5Hw52OV4e3Fgxg9oARcfU3zD6Qg1A3951CmpGxulQkicw"}
{"text": "周末加班。", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "我肿么没有这个小牌牌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9jk298c23j20fo0efdgu"}
{"text": "排队的时候被楼上泼了一身油漆", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "麻醉师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWEIcoY8IKsWvC0kRMKNDBicueMg5El0JKqPibkcNg84tibE50Xxc4TJMnQ"}
{"text": "你的感冒是从哪里来的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375319"}
{"text": "在房子的正中央做一个螺旋形的台阶。", "question": "这个木匠的女儿啊，我怎么没注意到呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2393173"}
{"text": "他明知我正在戒烟，却故意做出很好吃的样子让我想吸...", "question": "他肯定是个吸烟者。", "star": 462, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029231"}
{"text": "又到了因为静电身上会吸各种东西的季节", "question": null, "star": 513, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk9vcqcug1j610h10hn4l02"}
{"text": "使用轻功战斗的大象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaf1agmesnj20c20bx3ze"}
{"text": "醒来后发现变成了一只猫。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6835595"}
{"text": "苏卡不列", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "潮流已经结束了，我们什么都不要了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1649070"}
{"text": "5G冲浪后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007XdJHwly1gly0gazk0tj30m10cpq4d"}
{"text": "哎呀，扑通扑通扑通的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135416"}
{"text": "死刑，明天就是。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7088502"}
{"text": "明天的面试一定能顺利进行。不管怎样，陪你的练习很愉快……是昨天吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1230111"}
{"text": "所有钉子的尖端都刻有皇家印记。", "question": "这个木匠的女儿啊，我怎么没注意到呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2393173"}
{"text": "昨天人类也做了，但是今天好像也要灭亡了。", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "听同事打电话教他亲戚操作电脑，大概内容是：「把鼠标移到 xx 上面，然后 xx」，说了大概 5、6 分钟，然后同事说了一句：「你手上拿的那个就是鼠标。」", "question": "PC 用户的哪些行为让你当时就震惊了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子你见我毛衣针没？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "这就是我喜欢的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6058743"}
{"text": "悄然前进，切勿出声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gum6fns13xj60ci0elgoo02"}
{"text": "为了拒绝表白都这样了他还是说我很可爱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl3ywaybnej30ci0el7a0"}
{"text": "在黑板上写字的声音。", "question": "如果有的话，讨厌的FamilyMart进店声音。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623649"}
{"text": "你的寿命还有三个月，如果不是我，那就不行了。", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": ".因为省事儿。就像面对电脑问题，我们时常会说「你重启一下试试」或者「你重装一下系统」一样…….", "question": "为什么很多人回答情感类问题建议别人分手？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个人没钱吃火锅", "question": "比一个人吃火锅更惨的事有什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友圈四大哲理：太老实的男人容易出轨。不抽烟的女人都是婊子。做微商的姑娘月入数万。不上学的孩子都当总裁。", "question": "为什么说「老实的男人容易出轨」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拒绝表白后立马人事异动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haqkenmnwrj30ci0eltdi"}
{"text": "星期一的恶魔", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6991328"}
{"text": "这蓝色丝袜真难穿啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicib5MPOYugwroYPhRKfXMoUHpiclNArAUPEZkicJUc5YHsP1Hl0GKIcuJQ"}
{"text": "赚钱难。", "question": null, "star": 404, "type": "I2T", "image": "4918176"}
{"text": "因极度的疼痛，拼命向神祈祷道歉。", "question": "肚子饿的人能产生共鸣。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "966997"}
{"text": "眼看要被翻盘了，为了结束比赛开始求雨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmATC0DH7FLHgcOsp2YM6QtgwMJEIjrgjAH9fWca0AS0l64WAniaWvX0Q"}
{"text": "啥？粽子是吃里面的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1rrbbdjlqj20n20u5tck"}
{"text": "左手开始涌现出黑暗的力量。", "question": "小学生七年级常见的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3667056"}
{"text": "鸽子会咕咕叫。", "question": "请编一个关于森鸥外的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387987"}
{"text": "老实说，“乖”并不是个优秀的性格特质。", "question": "为什么很多乖女孩没有对象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "树木希林在树海中进行森林浴。", "question": "两棵树是森林的一百倍", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2629995"}
{"text": "再坚持一会，厕所还有人。", "question": "郭德纲返场时，主持人在对他说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好了静香胖虎已经没有意识了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IOaBRrp5eO0PYvB0jne35nru3oLD2Kicb3ERGGufpx1I5AWibVQNs2NicicQ"}
{"text": "「哪位？」", "question": "女朋友发短信说「我想你了」，应该怎么回短信才好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被要求「能再说一遍吗？」再说一遍后听到「什么意思？能解释下吗？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz08ofwoyoj30ci0el77a"}
{"text": "对，把刚才订的4份炸猪排盖饭改成3份", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCquVsXicyJZuZybn4SQZn8URpHasrUgqzibqyWyRmQSBD4qShQT29bjauQ"}
{"text": "领导，这包泡面您一定要自己吃啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtH1OgEfgrhAWmicGeKyYcXY0qTbRfddQqbCwkWQFl7SJ0DWkcKrXkdNA"}
{"text": "逃单！", "question": "在旋转寿司店里绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6385428"}
{"text": "哎呀忘带手机啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewjdggienij20ac08qwfr"}
{"text": "哎呀，这就是所谓的肋间神经痛吧。", "question": "然而现在，我却在享受着突如其来的、莫名其妙的胸口疼痛。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6374569"}
{"text": "哎？红灯亮了就要被拦下吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372899"}
{"text": "玛丽苏女主的名字", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "用心去爱。", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "出差的丈夫突然回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxlBclOUBEyIacLa8Ez7v2iaLu5TpOq16lzLLgvzCSrUeORdt1bniaRcsXw"}
{"text": "卖生男秘方，不准全额退钱。", "question": "哪些盈利模式令你拍案叫绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拿着我系鞋带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HCuraFGEI6kUkH6zmyfAZR66xhQrBPcHyGmmTKgN9ks1N1zeaf91Bag"}
{"text": "我跑了42.195公里的训练。", "question": "马拉松前做了什么准备？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4287403"}
{"text": "一个20岁的人也没有。", "question": "成年人在参加成人礼时会犯傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4903457"}
{"text": "上天终于显灵了，掉下一个妹子但是没有接住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibxU06Pw6n9NAbMuqZ3ib54icicBss89GnHGPFF2OhiaM3ibLmqgSWUZs7NAg"}
{"text": "犯人用身上细小的部位捅开了手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElFBiampRcDJA5uE1YUeVPTWaqeeXoL5xHQlGTUxsm3iaN5icJxXEYxep2g"}
{"text": "在饭店点的牛排退迟不来往窗外一看……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erc3y6qh0gj20ap09njtc"}
{"text": "没考上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxneric8JprlOCZhuGwWzAiciaVtoc1oL3TnlO5e1YKVuvVULtv2MhZIBGrGzQ"}
{"text": "星座上说狮子和金牛不和", "question": null, "star": 62, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "换一只擦吧，求你了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Rt7PpM0G5kghVFibmbxzAHgibYibvFsUIEQXv0kovbG86qRBYMS9rHfEVw"}
{"text": "我……就是这个变的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZwBlHG2056U9iaMv7QzLVeoYs6Dv18ia2Fp2vzG8QOjauIDD22vKia8lbBg"}
{"text": "第一次见到鼠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3EzPE2EL7GbF9ro4SJ3Fbae22o332HsYdoug3kad3J9ciaaicibgNh9UicIA"}
{"text": "牙医检查蛀牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetN6b9vukvtkn9PR6RViacDxQ4tYxnDqpgsyOCsVWKAibrFJ0sx2ViboMNzw"}
{"text": "我们是否决定第二次去光顾一家餐厅，不取决于我们第一次带着什么心情进去，而在于我们吃完后带着什么心情出来。", "question": "女朋友因为只是感动和我在一起，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我希望你幸福。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6539133"}
{"text": "老师提问时你和你的同桌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7MiajdSx5YMJ54mFVtXwRZuDQ5FdFMxy9uQ81C6mT9wzGcs9cS81Qy4ZqWw"}
{"text": "自从炒股发了财以后比克大魔王整个人都变了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ezwtb924t3j20bc0b5tai"}
{"text": "终于吃午餐了。", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "空中旋转飞踢", "question": "今年的流行语大奖", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4768083"}
{"text": "听我说谢…", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8M24xDorog4nkjDVFChxFkXBm1s2N5Uk3e6L5n2ZNVVYiaBia5MnyhRJAw"}
{"text": "想起之前的一个新闻，某男子陪母亲和老婆去湖边散步，途中不堪忍受两个女人唠叨，以跳湖威逼。无奈老婆和老母都不信，直接跳湖！过了一到两分钟，两个女人看湖里没有冒出人来，慌了，赶紧周围找人，有热心群众下水打捞未果，遂报警，警察来了问清情况，也是组织人下水，捞了一下午啥都没捞着，老婆和老母哭的昏天黑地，老母哭的直接昏厥。后来警察叔叔觉得再这样捞可能也捞不到了，让婆媳二人先行回家，一个警察陪同。到家一看，男的在家看电视了……据男子反映，自己水性较好，跳下水时直接潜泳到别的地方上岸了，为了吓唬婆媳二人，直接回家，洗个澡，然后就躺在客厅看电视了。", "question": "派出所接过哪些奇怪的报警？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手机里不干净的东西实在太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr9LxzjkZUWxH1Du5xIZKnWRqp1N9AH9TM7HyQtERaibplOMiaeBdLQCmA"}
{"text": "对没上过学的孩子太无礼了。", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "开车去牙科诊所。", "question": null, "star": 3343, "type": "I2T", "image": "7363666"}
{"text": "花样百出的病太多了，连忙都出了病。病名为「年中瞎忙症」，特征是疯狂忙碌、开启重复模式 、体重飘忽不定，心情低落。上「京东 618 全民年中购物节」，治治「年中瞎忙症」。（视频无法播放请点击链接跳转 网页版）", "question": "广告 · 你曾经得过哪种离奇的毛病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在途中，皮带断了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4955949"}
{"text": "埃及式的说教", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5136677"}
{"text": "把你的手机百度给我放下我还没嫌弃你不照看书上的重点得病呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3Dgia7PCndzEWnaTBb9lT95LDcWCqA1wOmuXbXdn0znDTEWASPXsg19w"}
{"text": "大家带着“它突然变绿可就完蛋了”的念头开了过去", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "强力胶！", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "来动物森吧。", "question": "从游戏中删除一个角色，让他/她离开游戏。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386788"}
{"text": "面对父亲「三支折不断吧！与弟弟们「折断啦！」的期待不知该如何是好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gsohgfpv5pj30ci0eljwl"}
{"text": "股价暴跌。", "question": "请用四个汉字吓唬我。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3393797"}
{"text": "做伟大的事。从5楼同时放手，看看是否同时落地。", "question": "iPhone和iPad一起可以做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小泉今日子参加了跑步跨栏比赛。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3613486"}
{"text": "一台垃圾电脑。因为电脑性能越好，能跑的游戏就越多……", "question": "有哪些网文作者必备的数码产品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使被假面骑士踢很多脚回家看到孩子的睡脸时也会想要坚持下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h074ccllrwj30ci0el3zp"}
{"text": "是打算选做手机壁纸吗？", "question": "有哪些适合女生的价值 500 万的好看安全的车？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要再来问了，这里没有你要的文件", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "那你得问问你男朋友更喜欢哪个男角色1.喜欢汪淼送照相机2.喜欢大史送爆肚和白酒3.喜欢伊文思送前往大自然的车票4.喜欢罗辑送他房子和女人5.喜欢章北海送他三个字6.喜欢丁仪送他一朵蓝色的玫瑰7.喜欢泰勒送他一颗敢死的心8.喜欢雷迪亚兹送他一副太阳镜9.喜欢希恩斯把他以后水都换掉10.喜欢维德把家人卖去妓院还有其它点子见评论区大神", "question": "男朋友喜欢《三体》，送什么礼物好呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "盲人女友坚持要帮我刷牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicXh3auEX3vwGpdvhx09vjCXoTPwgKw8IzF5fibsznabyjtwspkrMMpXw"}
{"text": "你这家伙什么时候才能有出息啊！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7238506"}
{"text": "&gt; &lt;商工", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "我原以为是被球踢了，转头一看，竟然是墙……", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "5766761"}
{"text": "让我戒烟的大夫都先死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtwM8jiagd3eBLLAr2L5deZ5Xv3KvgiajEGBooW8a1jaMxH4db9NxXz3yw"}
{"text": "美凤楼的红牌姑娘小莉喜欢刘秀才，每次他来过夜都不要钱，还偷偷送点东西。张财主、王屠户还有村口二癞子听说了，一个个凑上门来动手动脚，嘴里还说「反正人家都不给钱，那我们也白睡一回呗，回头帮你好好宣传，打打知名度，大家一块儿乐呵乐呵，多有意思啊」。刘秀才赶来，抄起菜刀就要砍这几位，吓得他们连滚带爬地边跑边骂：「这对狗男女，一点互联网精神都没有！」", "question": "为什么很多作者在知乎无偿回答了问题又不让人转载分享，让更多人看到专栏文章和回答，增加作者知名度，多方共赢不是更好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就因为没写完暑假作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1fuwm1ht942j20m30tggpt"}
{"text": "两年前去健身房第一次接触瑜伽，练到最后结尾的时候，大家都躺着，教练说闭上眼睛，双手放胸前搓一搓。我当时觉得好奇怪哦，为什么有这样的动作，好羞耻哦。我就开始放胸前搓自己的胸部。 想看看别人都是怎么搓胸的，睁开眼睛偷看了下别人。这特么才发现大家是掌心相对互搓！反正后来我就再也没去了！ ", "question": "你遇过健身房里最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回来后的拉西变化太大了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "318077"}
{"text": "鸳鸯情侣", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "队员忙着急阴德", "question": null, "star": 119, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "等等！还没断还没断！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f33919n2zcj20ag0c8jsa"}
{"text": "和心灵美丽的人交谈的日子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3213966"}
{"text": "哎，主人也要加油哦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw4jmzjk7qj30ci0elgpv"}
{"text": "朋友想揭露自己喜欢的人，我大声制止了他。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2498689"}
{"text": "要盘吗？", "question": null, "star": 300, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guicaamd1rj60xz19bdp702"}
{"text": "体育老师不舒服你们先回课室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNcia1B7QKPSfd28kgRA1OlKFTa0oadueCKQb0rVAw9tEAbe4qpSIrqtvfw"}
{"text": "可能是在说他（她）刚搬来隔壁吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1432195"}
{"text": "给闺蜜的婚礼当伴娘，她的爸爸和两个叔叔是三胞胎……虽然年纪这么大了因为生活经历不同不是完全长得一模一样，但是不熟的人乍一看……你懂的。于是这三个逗比的大叔故意穿成一样，偷偷不断私下换人，组团车轮战斗酒狂刷新郎以及新郎那边的亲戚……分分钟别人看到刚才明明已经感觉有点儿喝高了的岳父又生龙活虎地原地满血复活出来叫阵了，大概就是有种对手有好几条命能不断换人的感觉，那场面也真是太美不敢看……注：那俩叔叔都在国外，新郎知道他们是三胞胎但是没见过真人也没料到能有这种奇葩战术……", "question": "爸爸或妈妈是双胞胎是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "竹子长到了月亮那里。", "question": "童话简易模式。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631315"}
{"text": "我最爱问为什么，但他从来不说不知道。", "question": "有一个有才华的恋人是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不管扔掉多少次都会自己回来的托马斯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPTpoZcew5FkUr03aqbbq31g6mia0PeVvsxCESZetJXlw4qOhN8a7uvHw"}
{"text": "学会了，我这就给我 3 岁女儿买 ps5。如果她不喜欢我就自己用", "question": "爸爸给我买了一万多，但我完全不喜欢的华为手机怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "体测不达标者不得参加相扑比赛", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "留着，迟早胖回来。", "question": "你瘦了之后，那些衣服和裤子都是如何处理的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对可爱感到疲惫了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5587327"}
{"text": "抓到了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6676945"}
{"text": "小柜员一枚。一次打车回家，太累，脑子先一步到家。收好司机找回的零钱然后顺口来了句：您还需要办理其他业务么？", "question": "各行各业的人在非工作时间会有怎样的「职业习惯」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贴膜童子的晋级之路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luykf4DBn3I1xgcng3lDg6dBlIobQY9tGcLlwcicBiaZEcUXJwEGj6ic4z3w"}
{"text": "对不起，走得过头了，肩膀好疼。能让我休息一小会儿吗？之后我就去你家了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6812210"}
{"text": "会，不光长了翅膀，脑袋上还附赠一个圈。", "question": "假如全世界的人都从悬崖跳下去，人类是否会演化出翅膀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "永恒的零", "question": "请将它变得有趣一千倍。", "star": 68, "type": "T2T", "image": "3149184"}
{"text": "医学生上课记笔记用相机", "question": "医学生上课记笔记用什么电脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁跟你说世界上没有奥特曼？带我去见他", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "酷霸王抢走了桃花公主。马力欧要历经千辛万苦去救桃花公主，其实他输了。因为他在面对酷霸王前，踩扁了一大堆栗子怪，踢飞了各种颜色的乌龟，这是制造更多痛苦的复仇。他应该在酷霸王带走公主的时候就选择放手，学会从痛苦的复仇中放下，那样他将和 2P 的路易基一起快乐的生活——毕竟酷霸王又没有抓走你马力欧。在月球的背面，马力欧回想起了自己一路的复仇和杀戮，有所触动，看着酷霸王落寞的样子，好像看到了自己舔狗一生却一无所获的影子，就放过了酷霸王。学会放下的马力欧，获得了新生。只不过路易基再也不在。这就是 TLOU 2。", "question": "怎么让没玩过《最后生还者2》的人知道这游戏的剧情有多「屎」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "显然，海边更漂亮。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6871275"}
{"text": "简单来说就是个大胖子！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3845143"}
{"text": "苹果电脑会漏电，提醒你无常迅速，生死事大。", "question": "乔布斯如何实现禅与产品的结合？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烦人的人才唠叨", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7316210"}
{"text": "作为一名与霍格沃茨有着密切关系的巫师，我觉得霍格沃茨现在主要用爱发电。校长工资一年只有一个铜纳特（象征意义上的）。教师工资多一些，一月也没有 200 个金加隆。其实说实话，霍格沃茨早就发不出工资来了，现在的工资全靠魔法部补贴，就跟麻瓜世界差不多了。作为霍格沃茨一级金加隆助教，我一个月就能拿到 80 个金加隆，可以买 iWand 了。iWand 是奥利凡德和 Apple 联合推出的智能魔杖，还是不错的，学习魔咒方便多了！还装了电池，能照亮。就是好像杖芯质量没有先前好了，老一辈巫师都用不惯。而且大家都怕传统魔杖技艺失传，所以最近又掀起了传统魔杖的复古狂潮，我也买了一根奥利凡德的传统魔杖。但还是 iWand 好用！！！现在在遥远的东方，还有 HUAWEI，HONOR，XiaoMi 等许多品牌。它们作为独立制杖公司，制的杖那可真叫一绝，我试过，好用极了，就是在英国买不到。（本文由 iWand 内建翻译系统翻译）", "question": "霍格沃茨的各职位工资是多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "体脂率8%", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDYHZvdm5LSiaW1OxQp1c4PmSnJL8Vnu6NFXfGOCqXzR1iaIoiaeSHV3tBw"}
{"text": "“不走近点的话，怎么把你揍飞呢!DIO”", "question": null, "star": 117, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "每次戴上头盔，脸都会变。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364507"}
{"text": "您得的是骨质疏酥……骨质酥松……骨质松松……啊～癌症啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDJeECOYCv17z5j1NEBHnpULrgaWyEkUaIlqRwhK0R7Zt9uzYTTcOqHg"}
{"text": "我是您的邻居安，很抱歉打扰了，我马上回去。（几分钟后）您还是反复呼叫我呢！？", "question": "别叫了，回去吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7324787"}
{"text": "光头的孩子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7304114"}
{"text": "老妈「王小明，你真要在简历上贴这张照片吗？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx5cn5if5ij30ci0el772"}
{"text": "大约刚在我有意识的时候，突然觉得大便很恶心，于是忍着不拉屎，自以为如果不拉就没有了，然而……真的就没有了！就这么持续了半年，我都没有拉屎。结果我妈知道后大怒！真相就是，刚开始我没有拉屎那几天，姥姥就半夜把睡着的我抱起来把着到茅厕里拉出来，而且我又睡的非常死，一点都没有意识到……日复一日，每天晚上姥姥都抱着我去拉，而我一直不知道……导致我小时候一直以为人只要努力，就可以不拉屎。好在我妈知道后便开始训练我拉屎，不然我就真的不知道怎么拉屎了。所以小孩千万不要让老人带！说不定哪天就突然不会拉屎了！", "question": "小孩子哪些看似无理取闹的行为蕴含了深层的原因？如何应对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我这辈子见过唯一在 3%体脂率的是我二舅奶奶门口挂的腊肉。", "question": "如何看待赵磊 3% 的体脂率?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么我是黄色的而她是绿色的啊……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5968271"}
{"text": "好…好可爱//:鼻子有磁性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "昨晚喝了四轮酒后回家的吉田", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8hmct70d2j30ci0el0xl"}
{"text": "猜猜我藏起来的是餐具还是厕纸？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPrIcXBsemsIBaf9O4u0Xwqzp46urL34dyPXmdicbmr04IiaB1TS5XtQSw"}
{"text": "加油，孩子的头快出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicATA4PyG7IU6r0Ik9OIHf4qwsqibtM6X8b3AmEO3KAgeDdpP3PQ18BicrA"}
{"text": "被击中了腹部。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4549578"}
{"text": "上游乐场射击游戏摊位砸场子的人被拖走前还在努力把气球射爆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMK6CFHT70hjVy9Y4Sbic9ZnHFneSPlpMicg275JYxYF8VAloAicx2xtm7g"}
{"text": "约架当天被喂过的小猫咪报恩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3pNZFvEwjnY3fJ2oKPbGMqiaJAegxqqUSkiaIiaQZJxfdNGcc557YNuDMg"}
{"text": "还有一个颜色淡的都看不见了", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "这是我们第一次见面时你放的屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibOabvz2g1XM0txlKia54Q9Ab3VC75dbN5kMwlj09slnk3HicZMbWGx07g"}
{"text": "养了多年的宠物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go2cx0i03ej30ci0eltdq"}
{"text": "厕所门口的队伍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzTCtvkq9KlVe3vAsFGL6CuIw5WveFY1sA48zDWfoqUAZicFF90OyLlLA"}
{"text": "今天新闻联播的主要内容有：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6pqhjij208k0bm764"}
{"text": "自拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmd4NQvXjcnFQibvRpkySZcWtNj0LicyhBC9u0uHfTcibG90rdHPauqu4nCg"}
{"text": "车怎么还不走？会不会因为我就是司机呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea9a9kiedqj20bs0aejsi"}
{"text": "这次就破例，给你们四个人用。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5274989"}
{"text": "屋顶没盖啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7009215"}
{"text": "是谁在拍粉笔擦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5skyzzlqcj20mn0mn762"}
{"text": "圣诞快乐！今年也到啦！（音乐）", "question": "快到圣诞节了，我有一句话想说。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2502402"}
{"text": "能在一分钟内解决的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7236292"}
{"text": "鸡蛋火腿和味增烤肉的小豆面包三明治", "question": "在名古屋，每天早上吃饭是很普遍的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5985123"}
{"text": "编辑者：Editor", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "小家伙！那位前辈说着，已经变成了家庭鸡了。", "question": null, "star": 3983, "type": "I2T", "image": "4304892"}
{"text": "这是什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1955547"}
{"text": "晚上也会举办奥运会。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379034"}
{"text": "贵宾三位～楼上请", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3wb0e9vylj20yi1bjn7t"}
{"text": "当你把游戏画质调到最低", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVT5ULvhE6sIzuZR9NujTl2Dngwq3vSIWwODSdOqHGtbiad0FLXtW8VQYw"}
{"text": "请问是什么颜色的鞋？哦，我没有穿，应该是无色吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6590411"}
{"text": "打完这只猫我们就结婚吧", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "家人看新闻联播时不能转台的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkk3ZFgc0LPwSdOBzzPCea4t4Ucy7NRIf9MLgyPLtOBXIyTHEMFnUUbyg"}
{"text": "对不住啦指挥者我可不爱任人摆布", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1640s3dt5j30ci0el75a"}
{"text": "那就完了，不会做饭的我在食品保质期过后就饿死了。", "question": "假如世界时间暂停两年只有你一人拥有时间，你会做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "间宽平说话变得突然很客气。", "question": "为什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4768669"}
{"text": "那个女人多半偷了我的假发。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387506"}
{"text": "哎……你们这些学才艺的都不算惨。我自小只会写。被逼过写篇作文来给大家看看做表演。我应该算小学生静态表演的第一人吧……叫我先驱者……", "question": "如何让父母不强迫自己在客人面前表演？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要不要我拉你一把？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "一日，曹操和将士们在荒漠中迷了路，大家束手无策。「我以前来过这个地方，就在前面有一片梅林，那梅子又大又甜。」曹操急中生智地挥着马鞭说道。众人听后皆以为真，便加快了步伐，终于走出来荒漠找到了水源。「你们看，我们终于找到了水源。」众将士：「梅子呢？梅子呢？我们要梅子！」", "question": "你见过最死心眼的人什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像是这辆车的失主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmqknplm0qj30ci0eldky"}
{"text": "真是的，差点忘了穿袜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YC20AXZLr2F0lzicaPjxUkhYlZabwficKaduyVf55dbBcPqVkEriayiaic6fA"}
{"text": "表达自己单身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfcwpts9f8j211913l44q"}
{"text": "--「小店打烊了，客官请回吧。」--「那你得问问我手中的剑答不答应。」剑说：「可以回，可以回。」", "question": "如何以「小店打烊了，客官请回吧」开头写一篇小故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这家伙得了苹果病！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596534"}
{"text": "拍结婚照的两位请靠近一点", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "听不见的东西，问了也不明白。", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "有效期为三天后的伊藤洋华堂五折优惠券", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "请给我一辆最便宜的敞篷车。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311655"}
{"text": "《计算机网络》第一章就说了：不要低估一辆载满磁带飞奔的货车的带宽。", "question": "500GB 的数据库怎么发送给客户？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给爸爸换个电池", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqtr5OQ6EM8am3JSclNClbcDg5OxTELCnkf1IajS6rg6VF8mF4lMWITQ"}
{"text": "中国足球", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "今天飞不起来啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5540844"}
{"text": "小莫车祸后截肢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVcIL7Uic0L4L4M1SGQvw9dVldkLQqwtUvtibZ2CVkeJF3YDkBuP3HvHoA"}
{"text": "wakanda forever", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "???", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fyr1dwiczcj20l50s5go8"}
{"text": "说着要居家隔离，电车门却关不上发车了。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的车站。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398760"}
{"text": "新郎回到家，新娘在等他。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "4586104"}
{"text": "约会时发现网恋对象是奶奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7va96is5kj30ci0eltbp"}
{"text": "当时觉得不好看的，日后很有可能是美女", "question": "有什么话想对高考考生说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鬼灭之刃", "question": "这句话的中文意思是：「在喝酒之前，先说一句。」", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6704047"}
{"text": "看啊！妈妈给了他一巴掌！爸爸倒下了！啊！夜总会的小卡片掉出来了！又是一巴掌！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLhY98lFXhADL6ohUB08ztydZZx8GTtCSnyCujib531EwRfCV8u48k3UA"}
{"text": "终于用念力来分离了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5264463"}
{"text": "我们学校里有片超大的竹林，春天到了，又到了繁殖，呸，长笋的季节。为了防止贫穷的我挖笋涮火锅，学校在竹林各处都挂上了「禁止挖笋」的牌子，还附了举报电话。昨天中午，我和室友上完令人崩溃的统计学，路过小竹林，看见几个穿着蓝色制服的大爷大妈拿着塑料桶，谈笑风生间挖了两个白白嫩嫩的大竹笋扔进桶里，全然不顾路的另一边就是大大的「禁止挖笋」警告牌。看着凄凉无助地躺在桶里的笋子，我和室友不禁流下了口……流下了热泪，我们义愤填膺，我们怒（妒）火中烧，室友便拍下了标语上的举报电话。（为什么不当场阻拦？因为怂啊，万一吵起来他们躺地上怎么办，万一他们用笋收买我们怎么办？我们一定会忍不住收下的）回到宿舍，室友拿起手机拨通了那串号码，过了几秒，一个浑厚的男中音响起：「喂？」——一听就很有安全感，竹笋有救了！「我举报，一食那边有人挖笋。」室友正义凛然地说道。电话那头顿了几秒，回道：「就是我们在挖，怎么了？」死一般的沉默。沉默是今晚的康桥。良久，室友憋出一句：「对不起，打扰了。」然后挂断了电话。剧终。", "question": "被光速打脸是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？我是客人呐！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrD9y4wZA9SgGibxLj0wndibvXB8oN93fbZt6qDhafGfJ9b483mss6R6JibQ"}
{"text": "当初就该把你射在墙上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibh8Ct3VTuculncvU7Tbo1wJ7sEtmeUee7WibkZr0GxhzbDwXMlnxw50A"}
{"text": "刚出生的导弹会把第一眼看到的战斗机当成妈妈", "question": null, "star": 4054, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggrmgh4zwaj20ws1d7dlz"}
{"text": "起床后/化妆后", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw7wfibba2j20yi180tz0"}
{"text": "只睡了三小时然后打起精神去上班上课的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib8iceZo5lvNvVuwQxEtCd4qic1c33gyTy4VwhM94CXiciaLhbJw2TUkPLtQ"}
{"text": "汉语的字体包大小比其他语言大（如果动态组字技术更成熟些大小可以缩减一些）。", "question": "汉语（中文）有什么缺陷吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们宿舍比较奇葩，路由器没地方放，就放在床边。说来不信，一搬进去，就这么放，我变得很暴躁，不知道为什么很容易生气，特别是晚上的时候。只有上课的时候，可能是离开了宿舍，心境才能平和一点。但是日常整个人很容易爆粗口，一直抱怨。不止我是这样，室友也是如此。直到后来我换了一个路由器，功率更大，辐射更大。我他妈上网看视频终于不卡了，脾气也好很多。所以路由器真的会影响一个人的，我发四。", "question": "路由器在床的下面辐射会不会很大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也问过杨先森这个问题，在他早晨一口气吃了三个香蕉后……回答是：「因为我是程序猿啊！」", "question": "猴子为什么喜欢吃香蕉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我去交话费营业员小妹问到「How Much」我一惊，连忙回答道「Fifty」营业员小妹也一惊于是她慢速又问到「号 码 是」 我去飞机场，要买票一个售票小哥问我「进机场？」我回答道「是哦！」他又问到「进机场？」我说我买了票是要进机场他一惊，转用英语问「Economic？」原来他说的是「经济舱」", "question": "你因为汉语的口音问题闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这口感？是钻戒？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1htTdIFsuicltapkWtzPzkQ8IcNI0lkxF1DficZcQ10Cg2511qCsliaRicg"}
{"text": "别骂了 拍完照就还给他", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "5kg的大米！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1geatmdxeq5j210k1bgqcy"}
{"text": "因为看不顺眼开始互相超度起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib5oac9XrPvg2gEb4JrkouicU3WZIyRBTK6kgCrSc6k9su1lquiaic0XO5A"}
{"text": "知己知彼，百战不 die——《孙子·谋攻篇》", "question": "有没有类似“duck不必”的谐音梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自己出的题目自己答不出来。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 546, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "一张图概括我在团队游戏中作出的贡献", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIrsu3TgYIicYRw0xzESuicXkxKO2VOhSH4oh1mDOyMtgtax0wwYtguJlg"}
{"text": "我院麻醉科传奇故事～某麻醉医生说话口音较重，某次给一个大爷打硬膜外，医生问他：「脚麻吗？」大爷：「……」麻师觉得自己可能说话声音太小，继续问：「脚麻吗？」大爷继续不说话，和麻师大眼瞪小眼。麻醉医生无法忍受，提高嗓音：「说话呀，脚麻吗？」大爷：「妈妈。」", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过的有意思的病例有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才那个塞子好像不能随便拔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eao3cd2wx8j20bm0amjsk"}
{"text": "负责制造云彩的神明喜欢cosplay", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3ISCicx0wSSSVu9tr0CdRib7WRwb07yZwklTOD8LoWv72IOyodKWfuzCCg"}
{"text": "站在那里就是你的一生", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2025430"}
{"text": "快起来，今天是马桶来我们家两周年的日子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLScgPoyTSEHU4VFEp6EumrYGewS5Miaz9JBQdR3pP6f4c5PE429bzdvg"}
{"text": "在家靠父母，出门靠朋友的父母。", "question": "有哪些非常精辟的顺口溜？推荐的理由是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "身价必须得要超过车价..", "question": "如何优雅地在车中拍照？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你丫看的天气预报是录像吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdzbmwi1hhj30ci0eln0s"}
{"text": "愚公费了一辈子劲终于把门前的王屋太行挖走了不想却把蛇精和蝎子精放了出来。无奈，愚公就种了一根葫芦生出 7 个葫芦娃，葫芦 7 兄弟勇斗妖精，最后合在一起化作一个大山再次将妖精镇压……！愚公哭了，你们 TM 在玩我。", "question": "试用 100 字写出一个精彩的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这么大个的肉丸子，我一次吃不下啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5029371"}
{"text": "爷爷之前说过他想沉迷于喝酒。孙子啊……虽然有点道理，但不对吧……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7029013"}
{"text": "不好意思……这的确是“微辣”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "听闻爱边的家伙被选作女性专用列车", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fyj9lhxekvj20yi12enn6"}
{"text": "我小时候隔壁是金丝猴糖厂。 厂长是我叔叔。 拔牙真心疼。", "question": "在妙脆角、乐事薯片、巧克力、饼干等食品类加工厂上班是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说了多少次了不要把史莱姆放在杯子里", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "听说爱撒谎的猫尾巴特别长，下面请从来不撒谎的小猫咪站出来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "手指顶着转书。当年勤学苦练，现在回想起画面里都是二人转的配乐。", "question": "有哪些技能是对个人气质毫无加分的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Kitty其实不是猫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2913706"}
{"text": "枪响了十五次，但是没有人开始跑。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6801843"}
{"text": "发现了身边好多偷偷有小三的教授，都有和小三联合署名的文章，那些文章见证了他们曾经火热的「爱情」，好像一座座丰碑，不像微博朋友圈那种，还删不掉，真是谜一样的感觉。", "question": "你在中国知网、万方等学术文章网站上发现过什么不得了的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贫困中无人赏识，欲望和情感都变得空虚，肚子也饿了。", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "花了两个小时还没解开。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "316687"}
{"text": "头发变得像马的鬃毛一样时。", "question": "哎呀，真受不了！", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2526849"}
{"text": "Wi-Fi不太好用。", "question": "他肯定是个吸烟者。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029231"}
{"text": "约好在水族馆见后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv02svg4fej60ci0eljts02"}
{"text": "女朋友 @Jessie 也是程序员，今天给我发过来一个问题：说这个 bug 咋解决。我一看错误信息，应该是差一个 jar 包。我就回答：这不是差一个包吗？女朋友说：你也知道差一个包啊。我仿佛明白了什么。不要想太多，我的意思是我有女朋友而已。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。", "question": "程序员什么时候觉得 debug 真美好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像快到了需要帮忙的时候了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7240099"}
{"text": "「炸猪排两人份」太可爱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hazfwu3pmoj30ci0eljvk"}
{"text": "你是？", "question": "你听过最伤害你的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看着电视里捕鱼大丰收的节目定格了足足三十分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgYibUCia4Np3sx86KMqrYcLMia67orZ11Blica0n1ibT6Wl6icAs5eAfmiaOOdmHkQhXQ3uNZ54WePqiczGg"}
{"text": "要不你用电脑，让他用好记星。我觉得这样更公平一点。", "question": "如果我和 Faker 中路一塔 SOLO，我满级六神装能吊打他裸装 1 级吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "透气。", "question": "很多领导上班时喜欢开着办公室的门，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀哎呀，你在哭啊？怎么了呢？我现在就停止哭泣，哇哈哈哈哈哈~", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5691984"}
{"text": "金太郎的本名是金造。", "question": "三太郎不能代言这个产品。", "star": 51, "type": "T2T", "image": "5354532"}
{"text": "记忆短暂而苦涩。", "question": "请想出一个朗朗上口的短语，它清晰、正直、美丽。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6348611"}
{"text": "一个老头在台上摆出一副了不起的样子说话。", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "猫不会说话，咬了猫你也不知道。", "question": "房间里面的蚊子为什么不咬猫要咬人呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "首先来大盘的金枪鱼刺身！我也是！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6379580"}
{"text": "我去告诉妈妈，让你搞砸了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6490681"}
{"text": "(6-3)×8+7-18=13", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejq9y4qey8j20ao08x3z9"}
{"text": "没有通过收银台的商品？证据在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3418094"}
{"text": "表演和海豚接吻前训练员的小妙招", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw60mnvhtpKicnIR0cYbz8hsa8lcekH7DXLdMxk772P8vfaLZAdE2eQpqA"}
{"text": "厕所镜子里的自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RuBDuLFMIG21Gxs4lKpS3QFt6iaROcJWmEY7YNFyiaYg7NDN2uicPQml8Q"}
{"text": "这就是我的个人空间了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6476644"}
{"text": "怎么这条路也堵车了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "你的奥利奥想沾牛奶喝却意外沾了燕麦粥", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "恐龙:太油了吃不下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvVynX15Kgn55c9aVrr7w07dIcUOZ2ZrNTavSsUR5EDaS4DC1ibzDfsfg"}
{"text": "当年我为什么没有刷到这个问题？", "question": "为什么老坛酸菜方便面有脚臭味？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以巧妙的避开自己没钱买的事实", "question": "为什么 iPhone 6 推出之后网民的负面评论很多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你吃自助餐的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkuayouSdKz1KRnibZUWiaNezmwWgvTfDupKpKg4FLFUxopvUNyu3Vczew"}
{"text": "弱点", "question": "握着不可思议东西的寿司店老板，他手里握着什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723329"}
{"text": "很少有男性会发现：这勺子是弯的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb9u3o74kpj30ci0elgp7"}
{"text": "NHK收费员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpej85ebh3j30ci0elagg"}
{"text": "NHK的筹款手段太狡猾了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7092590"}
{"text": "等男友做防护措施的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCZgcrwzXtbMv7JqHjnZicSqJa1KPkVL9yPrDA5CNmsSO2naAbAScuGqQ"}
{"text": "滚完鸡蛋液和面粉居然还要滚油锅？！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "中国服饰山正鉴定协会", "question": "如果把汉服、lolita、jks三个组成一个部门，部门名字可以叫什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以现在这个社会来讲，这两玩意都可以属于封建迷信。", "question": "拿爱情和前途做选择是否无知?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「特立独行」往往是不在意这个世界怎么看他。「标新立异」往往是太在意这个世界怎么看他。", "question": "如何区别「标新立异」与「特立独行」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "app版本更新后，必须看完这个广告才能重新启动心脏起搏器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHBJcBtZRia060kfQGVkFpy5HRh8rQiciaBtSjJOjv44YjYIhFoTg2THebQ"}
{"text": "拌嘴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8EP08hCCmg6QqGXCcnzVGBCBgXRW5KJf0SJ4XFdjzO7N6mnwibtic35Cg"}
{"text": "鲍鱼的肉很厚哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6208516"}
{"text": "这是读“啊”", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "亲爱的，壁咚前可以先结束通灵之术吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "手指甲。优点：cool（吃人肉有木有），可再生。缺点：容易被长辈责骂。", "question": "有什么吃起来费时间，又低热量的零食？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，不需要拍手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFRnMeWXJicjCxmR1ACML8ib5adYG4tf3bHuU8VFyD0ib4sDVrI7offvcfQ"}
{"text": "千万不要上当！！！Mac告诉你，我也可以装windows哦，但你真的装了，会用高发热来报复你的！", "question": "女朋友允许我出轨，并且还介绍她闺密给我认识。在她真的很爱我的前提下，该如何理解她的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刮痧师傅下手真狠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4mur9YOCO8KsCwgKibltdpwkE8icmx8elC7T6kaNpo0llaHFFYrAM4KMQ"}
{"text": "对不起，我因为受伤不能喂奶了您能帮忙喂喂她吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlKXVJSdcmxJPLia3eFyQiccenHdhVokpkfwrooalibCc0S0szNhT6ntF6g"}
{"text": "当甲方最后说用初稿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6X2LhwkRvpjiaYItokTJyxayM7Nuc3U5N45aYtpJPzTiaNw4CwFo07icaw"}
{"text": "半殖民地半封建社会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvoaPia0blBX8ZsBFXcf29QFf1CNCZq9pFsydH7iamL3gib0qyqfCSp6y3yg"}
{"text": "肚子里在咕噜叫。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "五百元的商品。", "question": "姐妹俩在百元店买的东西。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5119705"}
{"text": "忘记开消防车来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h51iiyqbrkj30ci0elwfx"}
{"text": "踏上了去往魔都的旅程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibwYPozNs1UB5KStZH4f4jCgFqGDjvpXdgoYcibBoPoY9iasxHWiamiczOVA"}
{"text": "数学课还是要听的，万一哪天听懂了呢。。。 ", "question": "生活中你有哪些经历，事后才发觉原来是自己多虑了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "众所周知，今天是 7 月 8 号，而李华只在 6 月 8 号这天写信", "question": "如何看待 2020 年高考英语全国Ⅰ卷作文没有李华？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油啊赤组！别输啊白组！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3724141"}
{"text": "地球上只有最后一只鸡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8GrKVYYMnChgGQFniaFRIibcpBPiaf51sctdJvMClA3YxXXpMduHp8DmFg"}
{"text": "牛子", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "海鸥快递将山田赶走了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7176057"}
{"text": "欢迎光临。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3321579"}
{"text": "四级没过的我，说了一晚上英语。", "question": "喝醉酒后断片是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肚子饿了就去餐厅吃饭，这不就是一样的道理吗？别想太多！", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "该猫已经到了第五层次：自我实现的需要。", "question": "猫为什么喜欢把老鼠玩到半死不活才吃，直接吃掉不是省体力么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "安培总理的一句冷笑话，下午三点真是无聊。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1520198"}
{"text": "洗澡时调水温的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20kJ9Vhbe9KL6vNuzg47DLdvkrliawBUyT9tGDcPWLAUuA7t2GZmBOqibw"}
{"text": "只是手机掉了一下而已。", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 808, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "ローラーがCMに出たつけまつけだ！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "今天一定要做好！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3791006"}
{"text": "在猫吧上了一天班，一身疲惫回来发现家里一片狼籍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDIT6MbdIKqRXKSRv4Se9T2XBV9bbicVnheossBicCNtc03fC14xlWIagqXw"}
{"text": "请随便坐。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3142367"}
{"text": "我对自己身体的柔软度非常有信心...呼呼。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1700706"}
{"text": "痒痒的，在哪都行。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3870171"}
{"text": "这大概是她能买到的最像癞蛤蟆的玩具了。", "question": "女生送青蛙玩具给男生，代表什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开始的时候只是随便玩的心态，但是到了后来就无法抽身了。马塔比可不是什么随便就能开始的东西。", "question": null, "star": 2130, "type": "I2T", "image": "2679971"}
{"text": "遛眼的独眼人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbmYjibW2PTDoibY3h5GKACEE3HsUAibaibUiaV3TvXDAvSV4ibEO7ESWbicwnA"}
{"text": "上司把我当成另一个同事表扬了半天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWtjUhvicoBjFmj2X1J4gicxbOonomva3exkIEL4lJ9qibt3y74CUCb1iacg"}
{"text": "你没看过猫眼老兄吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3045716"}
{"text": "大海波就是海波、海波就是大苏打、大苏打不是苏打……（上边说的是硫代硫酸钠）苏打不是小苏打……（碳酸钠和碳酸氢钠）苏打一词来源于 soda而海波一词来源于硫代硫酸钠的别名 sodium HYPOsulfite（次亚硫酸钠）", "question": "有哪些化学品具有误导人的俗名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小动作不知道，动作大点儿的譬如一记勾拳一般女生应该抵挡不了", "question": "女生抵挡不了男生哪些小动作或行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同一件事不会说两次的男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JV5JEDoicUajjRKvnEEm3uLJmichRYOvu2X4CPYlIibicHGCGMbx9CqhbQibA"}
{"text": "高中那会儿特喜欢买男装，就是撞衫了我也蜜汁自信觉得自己一定穿的比那男生酷炫从来不带在意的……直到有一次买了一件 x 狮的双面穿棉袄，第二天穿去学校发现跟隔壁班的一个男生撞衫了，而且他穿还比我好看那么一丢丢，恩，就一丢丢而已。然后下课我默默地去厕所换了另一面，然后看见隔壁厕所那个男生也换了另一面出来……", "question": "你买过最让你后悔的服装是哪一件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男方带着丈母娘要求的彩礼来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3tbNZDYQiav4KibWAk3jhUI8icRxM2jB23GSkflHH9a3G4GzgSfrA12zXw"}
{"text": "看到那些连一米六都不到的女生的择偶标准是一米八以上男生会很想打她们。", "question": "作为身高 168cm 以上的女生是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸看起来精神很好。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "4381552"}
{"text": "请问你对新垣结衣结婚有什么看法？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "但是，我是勇者啊？", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "作为一个酒保，我表示这种状态只是我的日常工作罢了…", "question": "「举世皆浊我独清，众人皆醉我独醒」是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我把热水瓶倒在浴室里了。", "question": "我感到无知是可怕的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6849580"}
{"text": "锻炼我的四条右臂", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "说我不行可以，但不能说我老婆不行。", "question": "嗯？那不是正好相反吗！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4358113"}
{"text": "测体温", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvw3qdsp48j20yi1891kx"}
{"text": "冷静点，你是解说，这个样子大家都能看出来你买的哪边赢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uX7o6xZd0WqpSpYcjeicUAhUuC5NrMNia5xvX5QRrn4akgXiaFVPCsNjOQ"}
{"text": "妈妈，厕纸没了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232637"}
{"text": "一次打羽毛球，打着打着在空中一道黑影飞过，一只鸟在空中把球劫走了⋯⋯", "question": "你们有没有遇见过概率很小很小的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回到家举看超市购物小票请老婆大人报销", "question": null, "star": 840, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnvf3psu1tj60v615kn3s02"}
{"text": "打出租车的就是比等公交的叼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibIicOTCvzT6497iaECaMVCIWiaP1Ct5iat0vkn8H7fl4ibpJp8tIs7H5bsvA"}
{"text": "哪个是你的铜钱，哪个是我的铜钱？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6529509"}
{"text": "土地", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6330649"}
{"text": "回家省亲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6389233"}
{"text": "在这儿我养不了它了……", "question": null, "star": 262, "type": "I2T", "image": "5645213"}
{"text": "你扔的飞盘把我变成这样了啊？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6573859"}
{"text": "“原来你已经察觉到梦境国度的真实了……哈哈。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280609"}
{"text": "熊猫人也会生气的嘛。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3790658"}
{"text": "你高中班主任无意间的一次换座……你高中班主任无意间的又一次换座……", "question": "回头看自己的人生经历，哪些不经意的发生的事情，改变了你的一生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好好的一个人，怎么送到医院就死了！", "question": "在你熟知的行业或领域，有哪些常出现的谣言，真相是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明天就退休的田中老师已经无所畏惧了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnakdj07wyj30ci0eljxy"}
{"text": "给你说了多少遍了坐着的时候别抖腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OeMiaCvZviafFTGHJTLJMGY4piabeUCudgKXPxTUtSjWG888xBCichAnTPg"}
{"text": "高一语文考试，选一首五言绝句，每句添两个字变成一首七言绝句。我们班有一哥们改的是李白床前明月光李白疑是地上霜李白举头望明月李白低头思故乡", "question": "你见过哪些试卷中出现的奇葩作答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他俩负责把下一枚订书针及时送到主人手里……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee7956omg7j20bm0a9ab9"}
{"text": "田中君的超能力是头部可以画出白线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecp3uhbjiwj20bb09zaan"}
{"text": "熊猫，小姐，快逃跑！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7358078"}
{"text": "当你提到「女神」两个字，你已经输定了。", "question": "如何追到女神？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "藏在牙缝里的米粒", "question": null, "star": 53, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "没勇气寄出去的那一封。", "question": "你写过最动人的情书是哪一封？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "- 你家还有邻居？\n- 哦，那是海绵宝宝和派大星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70us3g1AiaYuZ7T70cyIqnx4Bd98fSicewibGiaJyOYckrKEGnaadRlyMhxIHw"}
{"text": "很难读出来的一句话：妹妹你坐船头哦哦哦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibibBdgNeyyibS2Y34wzME6pGMKd26eLfn8cJ9IbKr9txBDfTD0xn1icEsg"}
{"text": "在料理间隙烧掉前女友的信。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7240577"}
{"text": "右转", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6765921"}
{"text": "等待斧头掉下来。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "5032962"}
{"text": "脱光了，照镜子，你看到的，就是你最在乎的那个人看到的。", "question": "什么样的文章或者话语能够彻底激起一个胖子减肥的决心？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鞋底破了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArRfh75u4NOtmm30xcHRW3WCDQicBLaHtkpBfUnXicmfh7rDdRBl6VV3fA"}
{"text": "别说了，我知道是谁拿了我的眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0LgWkQ1W4BDkGO6UGDV8ZdsV6B8oIyzkkrza2XibBkWibpDuwJouBN1CA"}
{"text": "你们只看着，也不给啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5335644"}
{"text": "在井里已经软了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5993720"}
{"text": "直接坐在后轮上只为体验快感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewbescp39cj208m0adwg6"}
{"text": "无视路边掉落的五元硬币，这种对待五元硬币粗鲁的行为，会让你孤独一生。", "question": "关于硬币的极限城市传说", "star": 33, "type": "T2T", "image": "2603711"}
{"text": "小夫白色的~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvdx14g4jcj60ci0elmy002"}
{"text": "傲慢与偏见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "吼叫时的特朗普", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3269344"}
{"text": "我的帽子真是仿真毛", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "我有个同学，在学校门口捡了两只仓鼠。后来过了半个月，一只仓鼠生了……再半个月，又生了……又半个月又生了……最多的时候一共养了 17 只，送的速度赶不上生的速度，有一段时间他逢人就送仓鼠，而且都 3、5 只地送……他哭着对我们说……我终于知道为什么它们会被遗弃了 T_T", "question": "你捡到过的最贵的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的儿子就是这样！我就是这样！我就是这样的人啊！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "565581"}
{"text": "借朋友的车开的时候撞了一下，他让我给他个交代", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQb1Fdct4H1jeibMOmqFrxW760eRiaqvbaAXnjIF7Fs8Aich3Iibxiap4cp3g"}
{"text": "他处理了，所以这顶帽子现在是我的了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7232999"}
{"text": "这鱼眼睛好多啊？！", "question": null, "star": 65, "type": "I2T", "image": "3591110"}
{"text": "谁的心是绝境？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3409789"}
{"text": "什么耳朵！朕要的是小鱼干不是小浴缸！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RkkAvYdcs0uibuhPgbsaBBuNrqwYhYBqOTmzqIFtuAiaSIFon5T5uKhia3dfFicvmicgpPzibvmAMv2IWQ"}
{"text": "这次的怪兽好像是以头脑为主导，擅长使用卡洛里陷阱的类型。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3422844"}
{"text": "请问你在说什么？", "question": "请说一些稍微谨慎一点的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6296198"}
{"text": "打了企鹅mod的丧尸咬起来更疼了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "什么？我去火场要救的小花和大雄，是两个孩子的名字？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqic3X7FCKniaAAhFpk7Y8tPbBsGVx4RE9X5309qqm0ndogcpF3fzKbV9AA"}
{"text": "计划内完成作业。", "question": "暑假结束了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6681466"}
{"text": "出场后一直炫耀新换的LED灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbtvrhvxtqj30ci0elgmn"}
{"text": "我们分手吧。再见了，我的左手大拇指……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6806894"}
{"text": "什么？我被分配到了理科教室吗？！", "question": null, "star": 138, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419400"}
{"text": "解开后就变成了这样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6905839"}
{"text": "松井一代走过的2017年真实经历", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "老师！你今天忘记布置作……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h72qyrnq0mj30ci0eltcq"}
{"text": "真正的垃圾已经被清理了", "question": null, "star": 589, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8ahfgqiahj61401a9jym02"}
{"text": "才完成了80%啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3831412"}
{"text": "比翼双飞", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "我们...在互相替换吗？", "question": null, "star": 130, "type": "I2T", "image": "6981136"}
{"text": "把它放在这里睡两个小时再丢掉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6508092"}
{"text": "比赛服装忘带了~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "放弃吧！你不会是想毁灭地球吧？", "question": null, "star": 3494, "type": "I2T", "image": "5716127"}
{"text": "※可以自由使用口袋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw47ybug5fj30ci0el42q"}
{"text": "大领导只是暂时还不知道你有多蠢。", "question": "为什么小领导讲话都很严厉，大领导都很和蔼?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这真的对全球变暖有效吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3275317"}
{"text": "只有口罩遮住的脸是美丽的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7221325"}
{"text": "oaiby东京奥运会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grbx908qy2j30ci0el0tr"}
{"text": "在国外留学时，正在宿舍睡觉，突然外国室友来敲门，潜意识中我的第一反应是，还在国内时舍友喊我出去吃饭。我马上醒来一边走一边说：「来了来了，一起吃一起吃！」当我打开门的那一刻，却发现外国室友一脸迷茫的看着我，那时，那一句「梦里不知身是客」瞬间在心头大亮，才突然明白了那句至今刻骨铭心的诗词……", "question": "突然读懂了一首诗词是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有1-4楼签了拆迁合同", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuJ9ObUYmiaXAI8dDpZUp6ts71zWovWv90EamOicp4ibhqszPgb61KB4n6Q"}
{"text": "你上回割痔疮也这么说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr1gkcyh2xj30ci0elaca"}
{"text": "今天要抱妈妈。", "question": "爸爸说的话真让人讨厌。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6826293"}
{"text": "把钱包里的钞票都擦了一遍。", "question": "被称为“佛”的中园老师也在最后一节课发飙了，发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383372"}
{"text": "昔和一个非常漂亮，学历高的大企业白领在工作中相识。由于父母的介绍，她结婚了，但实际上她对我一见钟情。", "question": "后来才知道的惊人的事实。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4536341"}
{"text": "憋尿终极赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8fDBAibac6icYGUk9rrUYtEIO1zZmQlrFtk8RuGlNT44zUuYlVXB1adrA"}
{"text": "Family", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "老婆说我小嘴抹了蜜似的，她说的没错", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSM4NSf5CA7F6sWE5WSZObAibaITfibnmgktKIpQAwwU0uKwaSsDUGe8ww"}
{"text": "喂，谁啊？趁我睡觉的时候打我头的人吗？别生气，报上名来。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "6572934"}
{"text": "音乐站", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6122859"}
{"text": "和主人很像呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5463953"}
{"text": "以为服务员又给自己端来一份的人", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "防盗摄像头的影像", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1201872"}
{"text": "我不知道罗生门是什么故事。因为我是宽松的......", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "蓝月亮洗衣液和顽固污渍间的对抗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4ibqo11dW1BEweXwVZvW4mmJ60pnkaIzCDPUWwnaeX05pibu7UDzkc8tw"}
{"text": "想让保龄球拐弯时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egu3ofqwgyj208k0bf74w"}
{"text": "你想要力量吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4754795"}
{"text": "治疗失眠症。", "question": "你去国会干什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158897"}
{"text": "ETC", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicXMFIuzP9MYibibdzdpwH1WCCUoicNgcFZ0eeiae6z2fecVzfXDNKEPunDhg"}
{"text": "首先在雪积了之后......", "question": "请问有关镰仓时代的3本相关书籍/文献。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6570130"}
{"text": "什么时候广东人吃饭不喝汤了，东北人喝酒不踩箱了，四川人涮锅用清汤了，朝鲜人打过鸭绿江了，芭提雅不允许嫖娼了，美利坚老百姓不用枪了，知乎上不骂郭德纲了，太阳从此不发光了，到了那个时候，天津人就要离开家乡了。真到那一天，全人类都要遭殃，地球被迫去流浪，我也不离开老城厢，给个联合国秘书长也不当，秘书长哪有煎饼果子香，吃不着锅巴菜我拿什么配豆浆，馋拉面了我奔哪儿吃黄汤，想听戏了谁还能比康三爷强，一提三爷就想起来张克院长那嗓子现在像倒仓，到外地了我说我要个掮子您都不知道递给我个筐，说着说着我这眼泪儿直往下淌，想一想背井离乡我这心都慌，让我离开天津卫不如直接给我送北仓，说起来北仓也不知道四号线多晚儿能坐上，要说地铁那还得是北京强，就是吧早晚高峰挤不进车厢，好些个北京的奔天津买房，武清那块吧房价那就没日子降，一提这房价儿诶我就想骂娘，打我记事儿那天就玩命儿的疯涨，我孩子都上幼儿园了还看不见希望，您要说这幼儿园还得是找公立的上，一说孩子送幼儿园我又愁的慌，大病小病一场接一场，我寻思是不是天儿越来越凉，得添衣服等歇班去趟商场。对了，光顾跟您聊了，您刚这题问的嘛来着？", "question": "天津以后会变成一个和东北一样的人口净流出地吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为正在工作，所以现在不能回答这个题目。", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "1", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4i099eo99j6140140n1a02"}
{"text": "你见过新面孔吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5777806"}
{"text": "啊……接住了全部的机枪子弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQCXsvT4fERRrjMUq5YNKFpDlHXJ5Za6R7ovqsUyzoCWhtKtQKqD9mIg"}
{"text": "花掉了100日元", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "随身携带保温杯的中年油腻机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSLEw4r6t5wd7odYAYT1wShpw8cRbKeDaprj15LQFfWaibib7zTdvUKEQg"}
{"text": "狗狗看了银牙的动画。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "125158"}
{"text": "毒蘑菇山", "question": "这个甜点的名字加上一个字就变得不太好吃。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "6789784"}
{"text": "我擦，汤姆这次是要来真的了？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssfpMbjhTWnzhJe4pT1PkCl4NkEwOhcBjcB5Oibf0y6M4I2U4rajCHmQQ"}
{"text": "你的粉丝。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6848845"}
{"text": "对不起，我没有化妆。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311688"}
{"text": "我被发现正在给我养的猫看表情包，但当我看到它这个表情后，我就说“反正猫也不会想什么吧”。", "question": null, "star": 1428, "type": "I2T", "image": "1805018"}
{"text": "常言道：人生如梦，一尊还酹江月。", "question": "鬼灭之刃里的非主要角色", "star": 1756, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629952"}
{"text": "孩子们的愿望是「终战」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxpz4jnzq9j30ci0elgop"}
{"text": "后座小孩老踢座椅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFwz9x0tOszOpwkWpUXMNJOcOWVyYfhuETWSaNAR5JBic7uH7jmvk31VA"}
{"text": "太久不用长毛了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq6cnfV2RiapPDiavmpLKQIMCK4k9iawXw1LMCN7eIML8Otwx2ZHxu00VjQ"}
{"text": "早点还，不然会吃苦头的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1556319"}
{"text": "和田雅子来了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2732087"}
{"text": "通常牛逼的大招，在吟唱时都是不能动的", "question": "为什么男女朋友一吵架，往往女生站着不动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "园长先生说：“那我们开始扔豆子吧！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "465493"}
{"text": "头球的这个人头皮屑超多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpQOe5wthSBTcZK6dRlOsTP3qSOEGdoibM3rGeAtib2QLkvrkBmEiamdibsg"}
{"text": "“米饭马上就到，您稍等～”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlEfZyC7DxcXyr2ibibx9ksYRA7KFBcwWMYT7YO52LYXK1GzApaJHAjxYQ"}
{"text": "哎呀，明天是星期一吗？", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "能享受最好的，能承受最坏的", "question": "什么叫见过大世面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "紧紧握住手腕，然后松开，会发出咕噜~ 的声音。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382475"}
{"text": "不会，你在高铁上吃泡面，别人最多动下嘴，要是换成螺蛳粉，别人就动手了", "question": "「螺蛳粉」会成为下一代「方便面」吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我发现所有演出场景都被剪掉了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5524222"}
{"text": "试图卸载360电脑管家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6x6Req9KYs1ib4Iiae54JE8NUmsh2pM99e1Gp2aIJYiacEBehlpORXDicqA"}
{"text": "还不是因为你说要求180以上", "question": null, "star": 384, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv0vjlrgntj610d15279z02"}
{"text": "闰年的意思是什么？是连着过的意思吗？但是，偶尔有这样的日子也挺有趣的呢。", "question": "闰年说一句话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2655579"}
{"text": "家里的弟弟说他没见过喷泉，于是我……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicIH8TCH1qsGzpsQvMAjvLQBBRBROocoPtb7JYq4GoljIIrJR8gwbxaA"}
{"text": "翻看上午最后一节课的笔记", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqMLBKibxTO9cGliaOX3VSXvlqtXOVqAdDXgRlevhvicG6abWllwfEwhhVg"}
{"text": "我看到的那个人很真诚，给三个星。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5313028"}
{"text": "《速效减肥法》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nElM644dPrxysia6gtEcl3Qt02tbzibiaibfibJrEiakPtprp37AHdqvsD3qUg"}
{"text": "被欺负得很惨。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6629232"}
{"text": "不知道水怕不怕，也没觉得要淹死的感觉……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1024759"}
{"text": "这供品也太小了吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6619243"}
{"text": "虽然我不太懂手相，但估计寿命不会长吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7063369"}
{"text": "本以为很有自信的，但是结果却是零☆。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "突然发现所属地区变成了俄罗斯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyYePWReSUsN3rs3P7UqaK1aJLDjIR4RLtgJRWTGSibNwhdtQiakT3b5Zg"}
{"text": "上早自习时的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGb18HiaIXcmBGnjmwiaPMyFMjM9icLB4nU3hsbgGdFr1M4lrExs7GlFCgNw"}
{"text": "早上好！", "question": "我讨厌这种闪闪发光的名字，叫什么名字？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7385801"}
{"text": "柳宗元一开始是因为刘柳喜欢上他的，后来学了《小石潭记》全文背不下来，默写错三个字就脱粉了从此刘禹锡毒唯", "question": "有哪些让你庆幸及早脱粉的明星？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现实的胶水", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1204868"}
{"text": "前方池塘请右拐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyPZuCAqo3vcbibx2ywib9obtxic3IChvFQJCBDfiaF4AhnTLMRoUicHBpYDw"}
{"text": "在尿池里放了个雕像果然没人尿到外面了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tgAlvLouLaTz5LKr2e9iaicEnl2S96zmabA7pPVp0sgiaicKMubibZgtdJGQ"}
{"text": "我也交到女朋友了！自从买了和她并排站着的俄罗斯套娃后，我的运气直线上升！", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "3754144"}
{"text": "金属史莱姆出现了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1802721"}
{"text": "不要碰她。", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "又发现病情了，保险金到账了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7056342"}
{"text": "周五的笑脸和惊掉下巴的新闻", "question": "杰尼斯社长丑闻引发的节目名称波及", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373633"}
{"text": "从我妈那偷来的。稍等一下，后面有人叫我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqCwyv09dib6QCMTEtibJlFQu91LvhHRW5lu8TBNqsGnicvFibYfiae8b1bDA"}
{"text": "休：休息、放松、休假", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7050131"}
{"text": "因为内心就是这样娇弱无助泛起粉红色的波澜啊摔", "question": "为什么有些男生爱在网上卖萌，还喜欢在游戏里扮演女性角色？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "润土海选现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9EszOe2pb9mvzffG7dmWyzicZKSXiaE4bhO8ABAZVqOqgzZWUSI0dknUQ"}
{"text": "你错了，你应该退后。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4107287"}
{"text": "明天是 deadline。", "question": "如何做到长时间（4个小时以上）精神专注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "特别难拧的瓶盖", "question": null, "star": 182, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu29at8go7j60yd19tq9r02"}
{"text": "当老板说需要一个口罩时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6lsZ8XTMfaY9KAg3rKmQGsghUW1hcxZIygyNxdPSpyEicNZfWhz0YEpw"}
{"text": "群马县的人们", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6913322"}
{"text": "不识数的生命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPkh7XSjhrNLRZfXZ9BpDOeian8uZsn62poZiblbmZLBAHm9htLOzUjG2w"}
{"text": "每次看到你我都提醒自己要好好学习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1en2d3548twj20b609xjsf"}
{"text": "下课铃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVVeejC67Vib4RDBhlA1avJLJYztVmX3v51YKMq52IrsOUumE2QeCfwGg"}
{"text": "-「学长，我喜欢你很久了，有机会吗？」-「会！」", "question": "会有机化学是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鹅国的游泳教练真的好严格", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukBlrMibNIdX9uG7dc6tOd0UYBEkUCjoqR25APcrx9qOlk6XGW3MoXkicg"}
{"text": "夜猫子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2720541"}
{"text": "鹰眼检测", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5720271"}
{"text": "本次体检您的身高是179.5cm", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQkB9yYdibTAj47lZjcKK98FAHwRqjxb5fniafLSDzRmKCRzvWSBAxxQKA"}
{"text": "当东京无计可施时，它会显现出来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5310862"}
{"text": "美术馆下班后名画卸了妆", "question": null, "star": 541, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggpddg58evj20zs1bpq9n"}
{"text": "男子高校的学园祭上来了两个外校女生", "question": null, "star": 430, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq7sx3j7jlj60yq1abdpt02"}
{"text": "哎呀，我的头上顶着个棒球棍呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7062044"}
{"text": "就叫熟的生蚝，同理还有：熟的生菜，绿的黄瓜，南方的西瓜，北方的南瓜，停靠在八楼的二路汽车，宋冬野的野马于是大家跟着我一起开脑洞了啊→_→还有就是肥皂不管多瘦都叫肥皂~ @莫菇无论多矮也叫身高，无论多轻也叫重量。 @尹两灿老姨不论多小都叫老姨，小姨不论多老都叫小姨……@谷思洋", "question": "生蚝煮熟了还可以叫生蚝么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《猎鹰与冬兵》 ×《泽莫与沃克》 ✓", "question": "美剧《猎鹰与冬兵》第五集中有哪些值得关注的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小脚趾踢到了柜子角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbyjhwe0wvj61401aigs602"}
{"text": "那里有爱吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6723749"}
{"text": "这是什么画的面孔？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338570"}
{"text": "今天不想吃面包。", "question": "小面包人受伤的一句话。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3719528"}
{"text": "自知理亏去做饭的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUiclzNsGmYA1caIZVODkI0aSDVqDyGDHsvv8wEGpMjceiczsZkRCQ02Qw"}
{"text": "将军失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H7ickicoEzB9iaiaoeaUfmbhkawE1pTXUHWA46hJfiaFiaibPscelibQLa6ZPlg"}
{"text": "《狐臭的防治》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVreHSicAJzzCnDTHpssl19gibf0VgPqYFA9icJqxbrQoMu1AICM6oUtYCA"}
{"text": "宫寒必备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHU7KtpI9TbIIgUIsavntyoaCHJogibctTwY9lEvesuYuz4Y2hdLGopbA"}
{"text": "周一腿疼周二胸疼周三背疼周四肩膀痛周五胳臂疼周六日休息你说我哪天和人打架？", "question": "为什么健身房内没人打架？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘴上忘了开洞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmgDryywUn4BCtn1WnXcOUnLLvhdX7icIicFicavCwweBS0Y6eRuVzibeV0x1D5tAlWpIZLsxMJ1Kibsw"}
{"text": "「这边温度OK！『这边水温也合适！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gshhtwg1z8j30ci0eltgf"}
{"text": "初中时在网上认识了一个大我十多岁的前辈，记得他一直对我特别好，我生活中有什么烦恼都会向他倾诉，他都很温柔地开导我，感觉学到了很多。 有时候抱怨想买钢笔啊但是好贵，一不小心生活费又超支啦等等。他都会大方地想要给我买，给我打钱。我都没要。我那时候还是个青春洋溢的小姑娘哈，但因为从小练武术，头发有点短，脸有点黑，性格有点豪迈。有次我和他说，学校里有个女生老欺负我。他笑呵呵问那个女孩子是不是喜欢我。我说不可能呀！他问为什么，我说因为我也是女孩子呀！他……竟然惊呆了！什么？！你是女孩子？？？……后来他再没理过我…………感觉知道了什么不得了的事。怪不得老推荐我看《断背山》。", "question": "你错过了哪些异性对你的暗示？ 你的哪些暗示没有被异性理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用天文望远镜观星看到了奇怪的东西", "question": null, "star": 496, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn6326lqnqj611815bdnt02"}
{"text": "纸箱狗屋第二代", "question": "把汽车的名字稍微改一下，让它显得有点土气。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5413618"}
{"text": "你没有下巴？！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "看到太阳就打喷嚏。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "背背佳广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNOiaP8R7KoJBuMGL1ibTHlibYvvT0qnZRpO6R02YvicwZAqJp0tJ4sibeeEA"}
{"text": "被当成坏蛋之际，快去厕所换条裤子吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6sfzlooxhj30ci0eln1h"}
{"text": "总统和任务之类的事情已经变得无关紧要了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4918270"}
{"text": "老妈还在生气中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hg00e5jiyzj30ci0eladl"}
{"text": "我两小时前才发现把妻子落在服务区了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6909136"}
{"text": "：伪装成受害者就能逃过责备了！", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "求芭比 木捏牛", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "玻璃乌龟", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "领悟空", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1820813"}
{"text": "父爱母爱真不太一样。上周五孩子她爸团队吃散伙饭，感情一上来喝多了，摊成了一坨，大半夜我开车把他接回家，好不容易洗干净了，连拖带拽的扔上床，我去洗漱，回来发现他人不见了，我到处翻他，最后发现他躺在孩子床边的地上，手搭在床边牵着孩子手，喃喃地说爸爸爱你。虽然父爱场景很感人，但我感受到孩子手被拽着睡的很难受，我狠狠的把她爹拖走，这就是母爱。", "question": "爸爸在疼爱女儿的时候对女儿到底能有多疼爱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "石头上的三年两个月的艰苦孤独旅行。", "question": "创造一个新的现代谚语。", "star": 57, "type": "T2T", "image": "3397134"}
{"text": "刃牙终于真人版化了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4504464"}
{"text": "所以才让你背回家呀！", "question": null, "star": 356, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hd8i23olacj61401hc0zw02"}
{"text": "捕食的意思是捕猎、捕捉食物，在中国的常用表达可以是捕食或者猎食。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "什么唐伯虎，我看你是挂腊肠啊！", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "单身狗：这腿我能玩一年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etrw2wv80vj20bc0bqwh5"}
{"text": "猫是可爱的动物特别是我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvmialwWoKuGXTFmghbaE5DbUteXVQl0VZUp4jltVMMiayxWvQ8fdZkDSA"}
{"text": "擦鞋的男孩说：“对不起，请您排队好吗？”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5308310"}
{"text": "为了击败你，李白会成为更强大的存在。", "question": "如果有人穿越到李白之前，公开发表其所有名作，这会对李白的文学创作产生什么样的影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "业界对马克杯的批评为：普通图案已过时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6606517"}
{"text": "运动会退场的时候。", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "什么叫不小心踩到了？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq0pq8d129j20b508sab3"}
{"text": "稍微充电一下。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6778454"}
{"text": "大学毕业的时候，为了转到武汉有个武汉户口，我同学家里给她在武汉开了个公司，她担任法人代表和总经理。我以为是开玩笑，直到我看到营业执照。", "question": "有哪些不小心露富的骚操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我对别人的嘲笑变得宽容了。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "在小的时候运到目的地等它长大。（知乎日报注：只是瞎扯啦……）", "question": "如何空运长颈鹿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "犯了错就无法重来。", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "这个冷笑话能值多少颗星星的一圆钱。", "question": "自己的人生值多少钱？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2077115"}
{"text": "原创", "question": "好听点说是美女，难听点说是丑女。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2802583"}
{"text": "一键续命", "question": "智能棺材设计，可以有哪些杀手级功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相当于把一篇 SCI 四区 paper 原封不动地发表到了国内的《读者》杂志上。", "question": "如何看待《地球上最后的夜晚》首映后被观众批评的口碑风波？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真实经历，我不敢相信是真的，怀疑她可能另有目的，所以我拒绝了。", "question": "你一直暗恋的人突然反过来向你表白是一种什么样子的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "问他 19*19 等于多少。", "question": "如何简单区分会下围棋的人和不会下围棋的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想控制蚊子，把人活活烦死。", "question": "倘若你是一个亚空间恶魔，你可以控制地球上的三种动物（除了人类），任务则是毁灭人类，那么你会如何行动?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戴上竹蜻蜓后假发飞走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7uhm6ayhhj30ci0eljsd"}
{"text": "丈夫又忘记把马桶盖放下了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5616267"}
{"text": "干掉哆啦A梦跟胖虎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9eulqoutej30ci0el3zq"}
{"text": "国足情绪崩溃，导播赶紧切换画面，可惜比分还留在左上角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pybshTs4WTRzTm6AQKeNCiamahnib1CMgDhxgiafPpMa5FhACM9sr30xEvA"}
{"text": "爷爷、爸爸，做作业好辛苦啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5656381"}
{"text": "间谋班的男生出师辣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGib2jL5nU3KGRaN4mqTY3leoNCG5TQVUtWXb0p22uiaODdL3LKmRFN1NQ"}
{"text": "我要打针了哟~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahMVA5p30EcGtj8rFEpXEeFIBUhsuVE0RlKggAwBlTvJOOib09ol3UbokA"}
{"text": "河神：有人扔斧子就算了，刚刚是谁倒的大类？？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpSdjbxYaEEScWU1Lrhb4537a7LeibO1vZFNickTJeCiacT1r0EIUtJluvQ"}
{"text": "使用杀虫剂了。", "question": null, "star": 135, "type": "I2T", "image": "4552990"}
{"text": "油矿禁物", "question": "请告诉我一个像中东地区会有的谚语。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373904"}
{"text": "请给我两个皮卡丘面具。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2738250"}
{"text": "捕手发出了“脚下有蚯蚓”的信号。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3774309"}
{"text": "门球", "question": "请考虑奥运会的新项目。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3185666"}
{"text": "牙白", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "有，我家门口炸油条的。", "question": "「中国近代身份地位比较高的人通常握筷子的部位也比较高」这个说法有依据吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近电闸老是跳闸，一查原来是老鼠干的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1492510"}
{"text": "初中班主任（二十多岁女性）用右手食指抬起我的下巴，说：我倒要看看是怎样的一张脸，迷倒了那么多男生。", "question": "女人看多了宫斗剧是什么表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最终还是落在了衣柜后面。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7206861"}
{"text": "他好想受到刺激。", "question": "为什么要在荞麦面上加拉面油？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6859306"}
{"text": "有人洗地。", "question": "冬奥会上冰面被划的千疮百孔，不影响下一位选手的发挥吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老大居然在给他口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9tiaPEMhpjiaJHnkcXrsRclLdib8boxvVuKdKoDticJoBApGuCtBadguoRQ"}
{"text": "我以前踢足球，所以有那个习惯...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "拳头变成了婴儿脑袋，只好这样伪装", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "戒烟门诊的治疗太随便了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxO5kP7IPB1jvde9rMMO6W3gwK0ADOEj4st8lQzyd9PJ1FXnDtXsQbqg"}
{"text": "为了不吓到大家，你先装2学期副班主任，第3学期再说你是转校生这事儿，怎么样？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2whravntaj30ci0elwfh"}
{"text": "word新插入一张图片后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNxaCibiccPvtjodshxyUGKDRWUiaNk6G7RgewjNUVf7ALkceMtDiaNxlaBQ"}
{"text": "pp VS qq", "question": null, "star": 502, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "您好一张成人票谢谢", "question": null, "star": 420, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h79pnu5dssj61401hcwot02"}
{"text": "苦练了三年拳击，找到仇家后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHEs8xiaQLAGykjrHeIx5ic4ATpYolp2uQn1aeClB1z5hGHjUlR6u2jjag"}
{"text": "就一只大叔的鬼魂啊，太失望了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382001"}
{"text": "跟踪被发现，伪装成门口的石狮子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3zt5iccMP60yUqQzDDYNmTt8Qr3PatKxBrxvEoSf2Pcz0744yYedOdUw"}
{"text": "自从它乱叫被我骂了之后它主动调成了震动模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ed58biuwzmj20bp0apt9r"}
{"text": "快睡吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyDkOic8ia8skWeAJY9Wj7iczYIaeUK2EQejwmpgIMjCLGAqlRp6iaGEE6COg"}
{"text": "你的棒棒糖外卖到了", "question": null, "star": 214, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "背面的题好难啊", "question": null, "star": 411, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkrdkpjdo1j613m131jxl02"}
{"text": "电风扇视角", "question": null, "star": 384, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqptj288puj60yk1a2woh02"}
{"text": "过去的玩笑话是不能删除的。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "我醒来的时候正在看《小叮当》。", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "快点滚开！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824771"}
{"text": "这是从上面掉下来的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1Ynyeic2h1XicdmQMgZN0wzMicpribPjDeFBLhTiazr4r81hvAyOfy0wrqUN6hw"}
{"text": "「做的太多了~请收下吧~」邻居说完递了过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gywqe98mf4j30ci0elwhx"}
{"text": "活动取消了。", "question": "用七个字让大家幸福。", "star": 257, "type": "T2T", "image": "5914100"}
{"text": "一个星期顽固的家伙终于从我肚子里出来了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383455"}
{"text": "真人版哆啦A梦", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3544691"}
{"text": "「送？公园！？要去要去！！」『慢着他身后拿着挂号单，别上当』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3qk9xdqxqj30ci0elab5"}
{"text": "这个只能谈谈我的切身体验，地点北方二线，去年十一去看房，由链家的中介带着。去了某国企开发的新盘，价格比在网上了解的涨了 30%。我当时比较天真，居然对售楼的说，房价不是已经下行了么。那哥们笑着对我说，你看看这售楼处的人是下降的样子么。我一看还真是，好多人。我想想，不如去群众中了解下，于是问了旁边一个大哥，“哥，你觉得这个盘怎么样？”大哥仔细看了看我，看我也是一脸真诚的样子。压低了声音对我讲，“这盘不愧是国企开发的，其他的盘一天给 120，这边给 180 还供顿饭，我在这都待 3 天了。”", "question": "2019 年房价已经开始下跌了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "果然不看老师就不会被点到", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "被风吹过的夏天", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "从厕所回来后，有个我不认识的男子在吃我点的东西。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494693"}
{"text": "哦，说的是最近那个装着漂亮批次的组合啊。", "question": "SDGs是可持续发展目标的缩写，它要求我们必须采取行动来保护地球和人类社会。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160287"}
{"text": "的信号屎没铲干净爪子踩到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6Ir3LgEJ1jwUrkDvDkJLk4re1wOCw2z7K7YufTlgWRFCSoiadic1iaYCHw"}
{"text": "厕所已准备就绪。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4927668"}
{"text": "在敌队的场地放上伪装的保龄球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeothphklBPNVKmMQdHiahricZ9NicIPb2vptF9VIlb1Twyee5KtW4jpsHicbg"}
{"text": "在旧沙漠里有很多蜈蚣。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6584345"}
{"text": "买几卷卫生纸缠在身上——木乃伊！", "question": "公司万圣节搞活动，要COS卡通人物，有没有最经济实惠的方案？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天给各位同学看看真正的二手步枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQhG9xztprdso6ic2YgicqDTteBF4zg9LdpUQNib25kztkYZAv0s48N8emg"}
{"text": "1945年欧洲穷人靠大螃蟹剪胡子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcaiaZibKOTvwiapU9E3XnDkibrhUQSWy2ngIJr6icGI6mwtpa8MoG6yJkodA"}
{"text": "诱捕抢购纸巾的美国人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5UYsVv9ekJZ7P7jdvb1MyWKaHO6VTJmQcz0RBicBjYv0TwibJ1mviaRWyw"}
{"text": "我是机器人吗？！没有啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384674"}
{"text": "晒黑主要是因为皮肤里的黑色素沉积，怎么沉积的呢。就像河里的沙一样，河滩上水流缓慢就沉积下来了，然后就有小鱼、小虾在上面跑，这个虾啊，我喜欢吃蒜蓉开边的。先给挑出虾线、然后炒好秘制蒜蓉、铺上粉丝、上锅蒸。大功告成。", "question": "准大学生一个，最近吃同学们的升学宴特多，顶着大太阳的，都把我晒得黑了好多。请问，晒黑后多久能白回来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮卡丘！再来！用更高的电压电我！", "question": null, "star": 218, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzwzak0es7j612p163tgd02"}
{"text": "如果我下次出轨，会怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6483570"}
{"text": "预定的捐款收不上来...没办法啊，只能动用存款了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160965"}
{"text": "自己的傻话配上星星。", "question": "对于年轻人来说，什么是幸福？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141386"}
{"text": "真想看看蓝翔代言人唐国强手指观众大喝一声:“冰桶挑战哪家强，就来山东找蓝翔！”说罢，一个挖掘机把爪挠里的冰水全都浇到他的头上。这画面绝对震撼，比国外那些不知道强多少倍哈哈哈", "question": "如何看待 ALS 冰桶挑战？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学时为了牵喜欢的男孩子的手和他比赛掰手腕……一度成为班上手劲最大的女生因为这样就可以和他握的久一点儿", "question": "你小时候对异性做过什么沙雕事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我只知道哆啦A梦和柯南。", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "4参加小怪兽的结婚典礼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gngekzew8wj30ci0el133"}
{"text": "拍卖：绿巨人的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxsheTVq5Z3HiaOiaf9ILFeOCHasnKSjn3lAtLv0018xKqNmzJVVEgqDIQ"}
{"text": "谁是铁板，快出来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378972"}
{"text": "交卷时趁老师不备，对一下答案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xH7aGiahwNdXeC2xrzetjibmsKuIh9keaic3DHuP4nu5YcMS4Wnfz1APH4A"}
{"text": "就差一点点到口袋妖怪联盟了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3908829"}
{"text": "这个温泉是我泡澡剩下的水。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175682"}
{"text": "强力胶这次没黏住", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "摄影师卒", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvxil3jyqvj20yi0yi1iw"}
{"text": "两脚兽的尾巴怎么是长在前面的？？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrtqu8mfuXwmfLsFTVX5Vf1bWk2KL6pzia7qfZRlicPApOr9ictlezhEPjA"}
{"text": "有个兄弟留了胡茬，女朋友和他闹分手……据说是因为每次 kiss 的时候，胡渣都把女朋友的痘痘扎得特别疼。【点击查看更多品牌信息】", "question": "广告 · 留胡茬有什么坏处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中午我和朋友一起在图书馆休息。", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "佛祖对哥斯拉发出了龟派气功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TTgRyDk7SOQZLTckrfjmsOqKzbdrNcyoIX6SGwV3xroZGMsftE89zGw"}
{"text": "导弹击中目标了！下一个就是你家了。“太棒了！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6899503"}
{"text": "我不是尼特族，我是无业游民。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906700"}
{"text": "眉毛是不是画得太过浓密了呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2090023"}
{"text": "将文件订书针松开的神秘妖精", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylickibVB51dIdMcbKoKLXk9KGeKNdADlbBPKON2335jBrjZxB4fwwajBg"}
{"text": "老爷子，这是高速公路！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h751117227j30ci0el0tu"}
{"text": "阻碍理解真实世界。", "question": "「心灵鸡汤」式的文章错在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想在生日那天去寿司郎，请带我去。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601454"}
{"text": "间谋团队跟踪的目标突然回头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVgstoY6mrCEYF1DOFQJuNaoicVg99DmdkScia3ialkGiaqOJPwjt0iapZC5w"}
{"text": "高中的时候，某天平时特别爱闲聊的同桌突然正襟危坐，翻着课本并用笔抵着脑袋做思考装……我立即把小说放回桌子下面，拿出课本念了起来……", "question": "如何透过身边小事发现某些大趋势？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就只是在腰上缠了一圈，所以一目了然。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7199777"}
{"text": "看刘玥叠罗汉", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "哎哟幼儿园。", "question": "非常具有攻击性的幼儿园命名", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7093902"}
{"text": "店长（打工的）。", "question": "这样的打工地方的店长我讨厌。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3864126"}
{"text": "我跟老婆商量过了明天的酒会就不去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbk9wwk4lnj30ci0el77k"}
{"text": "我的双手已经确诊为九级烧伤了", "question": "如何一句话证明你玩过《原神》?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是不是上帝在我眼前遮住了帘，忘了掀开。", "question": "被可乐杯压住的蟑螂会在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以把聊天的目的从「我要字字珠玑充满智慧才学幽默感」变成「如何引导对方说更多 ta 的经历和喜欢的事情」，有奇效。", "question": "如何变得会聊天？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我给我妈悄悄买了某名牌某限量款的香水，然后我妈问我钱哪来的，我说我攒下的。我妈开心地笑了。第二天她跟我说，你的生活费太多，扣一半吧。", "question": "高中生悄悄给妈妈买新手机合适吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是他，是他，就是他，少年英雄小哪吒。", "question": "女孩子出了林徽因的上句「是爱，是暖，是希望，你是人间四月天」，如何对下句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这么说吧，我们在抗日战争打响的时候，美国人已经看猫和老鼠了。", "question": "美国国力究竟逆天到了哪种地步？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候弟弟吵着要玩我手中的游戏，给他个没有接线的手柄让他也有了参与感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZWSbC2eqGkK9KV3JgTy0Y3bNJdON2ztEmQibVtAyPEfdCPgpvm9dXcOg"}
{"text": "曲棍球足球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8ltsmtf6cj20wk0wk0wt"}
{"text": "在桃太郎一行抵达前削减鬼岛战力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf8co90nlhj30ci0el75f"}
{"text": "三十号时发现500分钟免费通话还没用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdbmM0qDwagkYX4lBibTwYjDCETVfwNPwAI5tcO9ElQJwYgIIlfATnqTdw"}
{"text": "会被人捡去。", "question": "在全速运行的高铁内抛一枚硬币会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有韩国人参加的短道速滑。", "question": "冬奥会中哪个项目难度最大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "使出北斗神拳", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "还好这两个球守住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mgco4Nbsy6iakVfYBTqDhKhW4dvtTL3dBhq47qTmHEkBA44ojb5SY8QDg"}
{"text": "解：武汉被称为九州通衢，从名字面上意思很好理解，九州，包含小米州，皮蛋瘦肉州，菌菇州，鲍鱼鲜虾州，青菜州，燕麦州，银耳百合州，八宝州，南瓜州。由上可知：武汉是广东省的省会。", "question": "武汉市是哪个省的省会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等待加载中。", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 27, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "喝的不是可乐，是啤酒。", "question": "请问如何正确地欣赏世界杯？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3633965"}
{"text": "本店新品紫鼠奶茶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESXvP9XHZd2RrzLU3GCvA03GpkunOxOEAdb71nvGFpG0zzTnnAqtBfqA"}
{"text": "别想抓住那只手。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7044549"}
{"text": "自从校长开始讲话，已经过去了五十年。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6196171"}
{"text": "就喜欢打游戏时把屏幕放右面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mgHBNjY8GYY4MviaVIajqeAgemgQT5TD0nEpOhqnLUZUr4PafQiaoQBzw"}
{"text": "海王cos服", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "浩克：他们也都觉得天花板太低了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicvqK6ZFpg3afabn7RwKqmUQnPWpgM4sFG2ENglttBUwskEVxktAoFbQ"}
{"text": "落井下屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LriazwR0R0r3kBm0VwPF9zA06CQKfJq1zPjgNjkKJGkjk5cbdB7hqJ6A"}
{"text": "马赛克去除", "question": "如果Youtube上有这个功能就方便了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1377187"}
{"text": "不被人打扰的学习时光。", "question": "你靠颜值得到过什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "运营超喜欢，火了火了火了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5142452"}
{"text": "爷爷，你又来送我东西了吗？我说了多少次了，那是狗的遗失物品，不需要捡起来。对吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1188079"}
{"text": "兼职交通引导员时令油罐车撞了墙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7684e8x7wj30ci0el0u7"}
{"text": "为什么前者被允许而后者不被允许呢？", "question": "对萝莉控和正太控说一句话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7057019"}
{"text": "两个男人的长度一样。", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834308"}
{"text": "我就琢磨我的病人脑壳都被我撬开过，脑花翻个遍，怎么爱上一个被亲手开过瓢的人确实是个课题。", "question": "医生爱上自己的患者是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比赛时突然听见眼保健操", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEnUiaQpiaRfgJzKQJOBqDl8FNtv8ictOraSMcbYVkibMpiciaySoKK3nOuoeA"}
{"text": "「我知女人心」特训进入了应用篇「不要嘛，先关灯！阶段", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu07tx5w69j30ci0elq8k"}
{"text": "电视后面的灰尘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GsrnZQSXAsoIPpkDve4NXqufWY7TeQYZqg32jfqUCBEeUbByeTEoMpWkuvmFWcRE8LoLnvrztPSw"}
{"text": "司仪找的歌手给我们唱了一首《阴天》，“总之那几年，你们两个没有缘…”", "question": "你见过最蠢的婚礼司仪说过什么话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十二生肖选拔赛跑开赛的前一晚", "question": null, "star": 1255, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdpoln68yaj61401e5k0902"}
{"text": "把平底锅看成表的人该休息一下了", "question": null, "star": 335, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h94gdutzhfj60u00uzgoj02"}
{"text": "跳箱", "question": null, "star": 472, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq3a2ncv9kj618s1kl77c02"}
{"text": "真的太难了。", "question": "请问M-1是什么的缩写？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6941095"}
{"text": "“乌拉圭人为什么要打我”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "违背婚约。", "question": "你认为是浪费的东西或事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4260853"}
{"text": "一个程序员碰到了一个问题，他决定用多线程来解决。现在两个他问题了有。", "question": "计算机领域有哪些经典的典故或笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "监考老师看了你的卷子之后轻轻笑了一声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75RiazNQlGbOfKuWj97dEV6KsAiaXvib1QFO9PD0IicFyN6ngJNfUQibcgRNeg"}
{"text": "点蚊香了，没问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7274817"}
{"text": "带孩子去完游乐园后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2fxzermirj30ci0eljux"}
{"text": "小时候剩下的糖果。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "初二生物考试，有一题问：「精子与卵细胞在____里结合？」我当时冥思苦想，大胆假设小心求证，然后非常嘚瑟地在括号里填上了「夜」。", "question": "智商下线是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你自己目前学的专业", "question": "有什么专业的难度是被严重低估的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "借来的悬疑小说第一页", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFxvosT7F79pA4ltVyicYA9x8HfSOoAiamIQCMSHLtSrjwibIQYhsvVfl4g"}
{"text": "对视时无法坦诚交谈~(>_<)~ 有种像波涛汹涌般的落寞 我知道..害怕着.hoo...", "question": "我想让歌词稍微改动一下，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5543534"}
{"text": "别再玩了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6379973"}
{"text": "划船和赛马", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "「周末么？我在家跟孩子们玩」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1exrh516phpj20960b73zm"}
{"text": "你的爱马！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6335653"}
{"text": "最近的小偷……可真牛逼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb0z9ry6chj30ci0eladv"}
{"text": "要去那个城堡装电缆的打工人", "question": null, "star": 195, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqp8h2t3b0j611v1ehtk002"}
{"text": "快起床！我要迟到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMyF2g5bDnPcMBEVibuLlqlEpMEDSv3mGoVODkLCxaHia1WjGoD9lCylDQQ"}
{"text": "我以为是讨论给非洲童鞋建水库和学校的事儿。", "question": "怎样看待「援交」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "探戈探戈就是探着走", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "看到困苦的人时。", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "真好啊……我也想被公主抱……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsap6v6tluj60xo18wn4h02"}
{"text": "谢邀。科学还表明，你两条腿有两根大筋，好比是两条高速公路，病毒一每小时一百八十公里的速度迅速往上转移。你完了，无情的病魔正在吞噬着你的大脑健康细胞，一个崭新的植物人即将诞生！但是，个子高的人病毒上去就慢了，聪敏的智商就有更多的机会占领高地了。Reference：1. 赵本山，范伟，高秀敏。《卖拐》，春晚，中央电视台，2002/1，北京", "question": "「研究称人类最理想身高为 168 厘米，太高或影响寿命」这一报道是否可信？有没有科学依据？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "食人族变成猫咪了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "有了车开车了以后才知道，自己以前步行和骑车的时候不遵守交规有多么危险。感谢以前遇到司机的不杀之恩…", "question": "拥有汽车的生活和没有汽车有什么差别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "-「您之前从事什么工作？」-「原子弹工程师。」", "question": "3 月 6 日，传出消息子弹短信裁员至 30 人左右，真相如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家着火了。", "question": "别因为那种事就报110，你想报告的内容是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302954"}
{"text": "采用三分领先后发起决胜进攻的战术。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1622944"}
{"text": "如何张嘴", "question": null, "star": 546, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grfe0vemaaj60zy1bxtdl02"}
{"text": "刚坐上马桶，化粪池突然炸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkmWNfozRhzDD8FVImU2NgB4oteSyzfp6kZrVOebiaCAG3CeDNWOjLH9Q"}
{"text": "徐锦江拍的威尔士广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxv1kMXYJeen4jtd3VWxzXib477M7fbbibRuLEEsbt15HKBR0zJpHUXRmA"}
{"text": "？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "拖动鼠标的时候又卡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3ciboRxAugtiaCic3fsgLblg8S4qpmWNibztqOSgqfrZOZMOoBl6t27q98LKw"}
{"text": "你走错道了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSlhia5y7OSvgdzD13jgrlOgZKk9WC0hwx4uuECBVtibOJQcLlbXRQRm8w"}
{"text": "昨天帮了我两次忙，真是个好人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419656"}
{"text": "李靓蕾：“是否很惊讶，讲不出说话，没错我是说，你想分手吗，曾给你驯服到就像绵羊，何解会反咬你一下你知吗？”王力宏：“也许该反省，不应再说话，被放弃的我，应有此报吗？”，可能好心分手也算半首他的歌吧。", "question": "如何看待 BY2 就被传插足王力宏一事报警，李靓蕾回应称「请把警察联系方式给我，我提供证据」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果那天没有出现魔法师，我打算用从少女那里买来的火柴点燃舞会场地的城堡。", "question": "请告诉我灰姑娘隐藏的秋天秘密。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6715607"}
{"text": "这句话的中文意思是：蒙克的呐喊是不是这样？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7013580"}
{"text": "活着抵达肠道后对环境绝望的乳酸菌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1l0qfbo3rj30ci0eldk6"}
{"text": "对不起了啦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gre8c6jlraj30ci0elju8"}
{"text": "修的时候。", "question": "豪华汽车有哪些地方会让你感叹「真不愧是值多少多少万的豪车，对得起这个价格」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我只有每四年一次的二月二十九日生日。", "question": "闰年说一句话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2655579"}
{"text": "几乎不发状态，但很多人隔断时间就会去看看有没有漏过什么状态。", "question": "你微信朋友圈里最高端的朋友是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "透露了恒大又要欠搬家公司和物流公司一大笔钱", "question": "恒大集团退租深圳总部大楼，将总部搬回广州，这透露了哪些信息？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢垫子的小猫咪", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "厕所门口排我后面的人好像不太好了", "question": null, "star": 336, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmn55bbur0j6106112aiw02"}
{"text": "那个……110日元……是110日元。无论我说多少遍，他都一动不动。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998132"}
{"text": "\"你压到我头发了。\"“你压到我头发了。”“你又压到我头发了。”", "question": "短发控的成因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问你要去除哪个痣，小哥？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4531829"}
{"text": "麻烦给我来一份家庭套餐！", "question": "我喊过一次。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6172074"}
{"text": "你有见过我儿子阿宝吗？他是一只熊猫", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "遗漏了", "question": "如果那只是梦，该有多好啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4773722"}
{"text": "我做过整形手术。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5366724"}
{"text": "开玩笑是笑声的洗涤。", "question": "8月1日，请用E洗衣机把衣服洗白。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1554504"}
{"text": "队友突然掉线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bo6qAoETD2iayJvCib2AvRNRSIkyKgsGlJa5lc6zeJmJUz9wpEXSGswibwA"}
{"text": "「振作点小林！」『是阿黄……「坚持住小林！」『是阿黄……「没事吧小林！」『是阿黄……「站起来小森！」『是小林……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwn02z9wjaj30ci0eltdp"}
{"text": "睡着时把背会的英语单词全部吸走的恶魔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEWayAMbGQwoyrdezY4Rk6a7iaLL8Dib2ymtKsm9vUTicEXmVtxODgDicQKA"}
{"text": "拳击教练：听好了！下节一个左勾拳KO掉他！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SqnYIHa49xdRTG8ZeJhNT1xEmcOedk32iaE7BsmicekH7OcLdsIEjzQPb62THqusicG8Sr3wkWPHK1A"}
{"text": "我觉得它的效果仅次于骑马裤。", "question": "只听我爱你就能让人变得强大吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2106887"}
{"text": "向民众讲述世界和平与爱。", "question": null, "star": 813, "type": "I2T", "image": "2896766"}
{"text": "中国移动", "question": null, "star": 87, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "脚露出来了。", "question": "压倒性的钓鱼预算不足，这是豪宅里常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6391190"}
{"text": "现在就差一个反派了。", "question": "受伤前后都感觉不到疼痛，伤口愈合很快，这是病吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "借我1千块钱，保证还你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9xn7jf323j30ci0el0ua"}
{"text": "加上重物之后放在水中，直到重物的重量保证完全浸没且不触底的男友不上浮也不下沉。然后是简单的浮力公式了。", "question": "如何看出来男朋友有没有潜力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没想到弓腰跑的选手和爬的选手也能这么快！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1hffftvzfj209f0avdhu"}
{"text": "我想是你的脑袋有问题。——《黑色幽默》", "question": "如何用周杰伦的歌来说我爱你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过于无谋的排雷班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gucjab2yrfj60ci0eln0e02"}
{"text": "在设置的阵型中警惕跑者。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4446624"}
{"text": "僵尸突然治好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7VIUOZ6yicJfVk8XPorIR74L9dkyDz9Ip1T4Qe5MheZwUO2lXk57gicwQ"}
{"text": "达芬奇×梵高联名款《猩空下的毛娜丽莎》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4sswAKmC7j0ck6ic059gA5xzicsU0Ys7VW3VVOcMUMDhviayWX6eU9ZsfBrw"}
{"text": "我太难了！竟然被动物园开除了", "question": null, "star": 423, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gklj7vbhk4j612015h7dd02"}
{"text": "时隔一年去奶奶家玩的结果。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2272070"}
{"text": "厕所没纸了叫印度同学来送纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmdK62vhmCcdHcgr78uOnicbsTRE6ure3OQPNk0B79UwFtmqegsXAup5w"}
{"text": "太棒了，太好了！", "question": "从前，在一个地方住着一位爷爷、奶奶和鲍勃。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2306430"}
{"text": "有这个本事的人，一般不会练武。有这个本事的人且武功盖世的，一般是主角团队。有这个本事的人且武功盖世且是反派的，一般命都不长。有这个本事的人且武功盖世且是反派且活到最后的，一般都被封印啥也干不了。有这个本事的人且武功盖世且是反派且活到最后且随心所欲的，一般都洗白了。有这个本事的人且武功盖世且是反派且活到最后且随心所欲且没有洗白的，一般都烂尾了。", "question": "武侠小说里常写坏人武功被废，没办法再害人，如果此人智力超群，没有武功照样害人怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一直认为轻功就是古代的跑酷。", "question": "轻功是否真的存在，其在科学上可以解释吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快点儿，原住民！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1399565"}
{"text": "和前任刚确定关系的时候，我俩去爬山。吭哧吭哧，吭哧吭哧。当我沉迷运动的时候，他突然问我:「你累了吗?」「没啊，这才几步。」爬了一会他又问:「你累了吗?」「走你的，就你话多。」最后快要爬到山顶了，他一脸惆怅:「本以为你走累了，我就能牵着你走……」「你当我跟个菜鸡似的，这两步路还要人牵?」", "question": "你见过哪些一句话能把男生噎死的钢铁直女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对面的检察官你真的很挫，侦查刑警找的证据不到一箩，审判长跟合议庭你们现在听着，这场刑事诉讼到底我错还是他错！被害人受了轻伤我们都很伤悲，但不能为了甩锅把我当事人往前推，我的当事人只是卖了个飞——机杯，被害人不会用只能怪他脸黑！公诉人：。。。审判长：。。。书记员：给力，好久没有这么畅快的打字体验了！评论区 @丧法 ：辩护律师不是我说你真的很弱，刑事附带民事案件我从不乱说，被告明知被害人他会往哪里戳，判个故意伤害关他十年不会有错！评论区 @没有金刚钻外包瓷器活 ：恕我直言公诉人你真不够格，难道要我教你什么叫「不负刑责」，当事人被大棒吓到才出此下策，正当防卫没有毛病我看谁敢多舌！", "question": "在法庭上rap会被视为藐视法庭吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "盲人专用滑梯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGdaKBscHKlz8cku2PDwK9ib51EbS0uPKINytIyy2Jvsib24c0ic4GhrhqA"}
{"text": "是我。我是从22世纪来帮......", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "当年小春论坛上有个帖子「大家来说说日本最好吃的十个料理。」一个回帖被大家支持得最多：「日本料理总共加起来有十种吗？」", "question": "日本料理可以有多难吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我明白了，是吧？咕咚……轰……好的。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522892"}
{"text": "卫生间的隔板突然消失了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQBaf1ozMuP0FtR2D0ordIfUNLGgXJ3VtuKVGIE1mYbwFM3kH21Q2AXg"}
{"text": "接吻时把金牙顺给了我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8JhaoqT5yPhN7OYVUDTgaeWBJXduCpriaR9rfRX6ADnL9njgJDiayFj1w"}
{"text": "从小学就开始吹喜欢的女生的竖笛，不知不觉就进步了，等我意识到的时候已经成为了专业人士。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7058756"}
{"text": "以后不要在我被子里撒尿了好吗？喂，你在听我说吗？不许笑！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWvzbIm3HpiaC6FFxMbCTx4fIQ6brF8Qfa9TLDLaRvUFyw6TvuhoSN83A"}
{"text": "真臭啊！", "question": "古代的人穿越时空来到了现代！古代人对现代人说出的第一句令人惊讶的话是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4145744"}
{"text": "无人问津", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "夜晚来了赶紧挖个洞，藏进去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotoE0rlPgpWP09WNNy4aL5iansauczolVOgawjezt7vp4AqtfiakcbMnKg"}
{"text": "因为收视率为0所以肆无忌惮起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUht7BRF3q28z4Djd8VzQiagwtEo9yMqS37sRicf8XgWgfZKeKkSen5mTrQ"}
{"text": "召唤和平使者的仪式", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6822255"}
{"text": "不纠结于星星的数量，就行行好给点钱吧，笨蛋们。", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "你们从来不怀疑兔子和狐狸可以直立行走，你们从来不怀疑为什么兔子会开汽车，你们从来不怀疑为什么美人鱼会存在，你们从来不怀疑为什么动物会说英语，但是你们一直会问，美人鱼和人怎么生殖，兔子和狐狸怎么交配？所以说，你们脑子里到底都是什么？", "question": "《疯狂动物城》主角尼克和朱迪可以生孩子吗？生下来像兔子还是像狐狸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "算了，别管茶了，帮我找眼镜。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2497619"}
{"text": "按哪个键才能切换回原来的视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq8xt7olf8j208m0aemze"}
{"text": "喜欢的小哥哥说我是海王，我还以为他在夸我水性好，马上给他发了几张潜水拍的照片，心里美滋滋的。直到……我看到\"海王\"的释义。", "question": "女生当海王什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，大雄。我们不能结婚。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7238506"}
{"text": "解封后的我出门", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "该去火化了！别再扯什么顽固不化”的理由了啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHvtMbyUMNSyAJaNibtTBFjdNnIecL4svsjPBO7y5aCwicUCsjvQ2VV51Q"}
{"text": "在抓娃娃机前面绝对会掉下来。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "不一定，有的地方是的，有的不是。之前去过一个。门票只有两块钱，而且环境相当简陋。就是一个露天的大池子。顺便问了老板，老板原话：「肯定是天然的啊，我就收你两块钱还给你烧热水你当我傻啊。」", "question": "如何判断温泉的水是不是锅炉烧的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坐标某阿拉伯国家。上课不久，正在做听力练习，迟到的学生进来以后挨个和别人贴面亲吻，还啵啵啧啧的，只好重新放听力。然后又迟到了一个，然后就又重放一遍……", "question": "对外汉语课堂发生过哪些奇葩的突发事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的日期与自己的学号相同", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsgq54kbqqj30ci0eljvu"}
{"text": "到家了，但没有完全到家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBIysTrQO1fI3b4o32XQN3WVKDOGPCTJI69iat5NXfdHFEPEResqFErvg"}
{"text": "那么，哪边的香味更像真正的花呢？ 这边吗？ 不，是那边。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579602"}
{"text": "我觉得挺矮的。像我们这边别说 1 米 8 的了，大街上 2、3 米的有的是，那有时候还挺自卑的。一般得 4 米吧，走路能昂首挺胸的。还有，一般我们这边小姑娘找对象都喜欢找 5～7 米的，这是标配。 评论区：@七分依赖 ：兄弟，别光喝酒，吃点菜 @啦啦啦啦啦 ：进击的巨人杀进来了 @Catwa1k ：你们什么时候来拍电影呀？我等阿凡达二等了多少年了 @江合 ：M78 星云的人总喜欢插手我们地球的事情… ", "question": "你们觉得男生净身高一米八零算得上矮吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4j7wr7dzrj20j60qrtah"}
{"text": "再也不能吃了啊！太好吃了！", "question": "我对妈妈做的饭感到非常不满。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4225359"}
{"text": "哦，开始做布丁冰淇淋了。", "question": null, "star": 4388, "type": "I2T", "image": "5856316"}
{"text": "男朋友的拍照技术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy7f0yun7M0LPYHAQ4FCoFlI7ht7KvqeDm5lxvJcZoG8ubuibbgHyBoqg"}
{"text": "飞行棋玩了一个小时了主人也没扔到六", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt4m3xyrj209708h404"}
{"text": "dva开大了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "“戏服脱不下来，开会就有用了吗？”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "买了三箱食玩，结果三箱都有重复的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7210156"}
{"text": "这件运动服穿起来真的好舒服耶～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVlyCnFluePQSUBsF2yGY6NibD2nsQpz3nsYY9oo0cIXAbmpQaT8JuD1RPQ"}
{"text": "别紧张，就剪个头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYCH9UHTcBOjuibdSP0AnpfBSOEXsRnowNbdPxzwFC2ic3o5nXyVp4oUUg"}
{"text": "今晚月色好美啊，你耳朵怎么开始长毛了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciaC9TH2WI6kkKZRdf0FQGdNZq1Qs8hmpic96Yiceosb6DfM4HLTtK6Bv4A"}
{"text": "好在接触的全都是能花 20w 上幼儿园的家庭。", "question": "学费一年 20 万元的幼儿园究竟好在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拍摄大海时有人捣乱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he3wf5z7udj30ci0el0wx"}
{"text": "真的笑，笑出声。", "question": "MacBook 上安装 Windows 后的使用体验如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨晚睡觉梦见马云，然后查周公解梦。里面有一大段梦见马云的寓意。虽然说是吉兆，但是隐隐感觉哪里怪怪的……", "question": "事后才感觉「好像有哪里不对」是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是你昨天救下的鸡蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha14frkr12j30ci0elmzz"}
{"text": "给骗子打钱时选了对方支付手续费", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grxvb7zcbkj60ci0eljx102"}
{"text": "新买的闹钟居然在倒计时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADc8ib79Rc64UetgV4Ea2KyQyIibU3kkHvIuHsJ8Qokn1tur7I1dsPn0qnw"}
{"text": "不断纠缠着进行劝诱的宗教团体。", "question": "缴税的人比较聪明。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4944554"}
{"text": "先老实交代为什么要把我的脚用水泥固定住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egdtemjox6j20am0b8ta9"}
{"text": "鸡，泻药，澡堂，半年假", "question": "有什么笑话可以「笑死人」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为警局不能跟领导三天两头申请维修沙发费用。", "question": "为什么不用哈士奇当警犬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下课去食堂发现隔壁班还没下课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHKEXx3zs3X4n2CBTCkHhIdiaCeOfZpib0ibP27AXeyBiasR2Tics30hmjpTQ"}
{"text": "人再途之汪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8viq3rtg9j20f30ea3ze"}
{"text": "够了！走廊和学校都不在了知道吗？拜托你升天吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcsn2pa3dfj30ci0eltdi"}
{"text": "新的鼻环。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3822781"}
{"text": "看他会不会顺走你的打火机", "question": "怎样知道一个人是否抽烟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果可以重新出生的话好希望可以玩飞盘啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIOOoT3pmjTbTDH275L9lbOuQq0AL5stcXDHjtNI7QdF9wp6tuicEUysA"}
{"text": "看起来非常好吃呢，我赞美你。", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "可能是……太烫了，你只感觉到疼了？", "question": "100℃ 的水 pH=6，那为什么我喝开水的时候没感到酸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从奶奶家出来就遇到了妈妈", "question": null, "star": 297, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "在缅甸的赌博中破产的人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351752"}
{"text": "就是不系安全带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2qp3b80zsj20mq0l6q66"}
{"text": "好人猿（缘)", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "我参加了真人版柯南的反派角色试镜，但落选了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585167"}
{"text": "乌龙球专用庆祝姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaaBN96B4xnZDoKaRU9hshvE5Z6kW53cwQSkqdicWnQIyqEkeHV039Jbw"}
{"text": "我变成人之前也像你这么多毛", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "谢谢主人！这箱子太棒了喵！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdokai0n90j30ci0eln1j"}
{"text": "银魂剧场版策划会", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "如果计算概率的依据是报名人数，那这样的公司是不是就是那种随便把机密信息透露给外面的人来做面试官的公司呢？", "question": "您加入我们公司的概率是1/8192。请问您有什么问题吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6725394"}
{"text": "在女生们的聊天中听到了自己名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdgxtz4sn9j30ci0eltd2"}
{"text": "那种程度的病，打工之神应该能治吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4312094"}
{"text": "耶！", "question": "铁饼运动员绝对不会说的一句话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6424727"}
{"text": "夏侯惇遇见路易十六——一眼望不到头", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "新来的转校生名叫「江户川柯南」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsiomfubtyj30ci0el0tt"}
{"text": "我作为 HR 的感受。我情愿候选人提供 QQ 邮箱。主要可以节省沟通成本。电话里：「你的邮箱是什么，我发你邮箱。」「此处省略字母@字母邮箱。」此处脑补方言味。「j 还是 g，i 还是 l……」反复确认 N 次。「算了，你 QQ 邮箱是啥？」", "question": "为什么有人说简历留 QQ 邮箱不好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前几天不小心进到了百度 [宋朝] 吧，发现不少帖子在攻击百度 [唐朝] 吧的吧友。还需要多说什么么_o", "question": "如周杰伦，杨幂等明星，为什么网络上骂他们的人这么多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们学校允许穿便服。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3785754"}
{"text": "面试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJewMVCqmF4Xbibsx4OicPMkIMdzWhQsQf3xHyjnPNic5oueoPyp4kKqzeA"}
{"text": "因为吸血鬼不用吃东西，吸血靠打猎，恩格尔系数为 0", "question": "暮光之城 吸血鬼一家怎么这么有钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是十年前的旧事了。那时候，我和她隐藏得非常好。然而某一天，小偷登堂入室，把从未被父母发现过的被我藏得极其隐秘的情书翻了出来，散落一地。秘密就此曝光在全家人面前。我在全家人面前的人设瞬间就崩了，欲哭无泪。当然了，当年的姑娘早已没了联系，当年的情书也早就被我扔进了角落。只有当年那个小偷，深深地烙在了我的心里。", "question": "早恋都是怎样被家长发现的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赚了一个亿，我不仅要回学校上学，还要一辈子都上学。我还想把我以前同学都找回来，大家一起上学。", "question": "如果赚了一亿人民币你们还会上学吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯，懂了。", "question": "马拉松前做了什么准备？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4287403"}
{"text": "一旦全部曝光，就会被威胁而不予曝光。", "question": "所有罪行都做得不彻底。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7095016"}
{"text": "早上轮到我值日了。", "question": "仿佛存在却又不存在的菜肴名字", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "5802893"}
{"text": "40分钟的持久味道。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2496961"}
{"text": "麻醉针打太多上了愿的毛利小五郎", "question": null, "star": 320, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm1iib4ixaj61271exn5x02"}
{"text": "地狱", "question": "非常抱歉让您久等了，大阪钢巴队已经抵达并赢得了比赛！", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7350899"}
{"text": "最快的方法是改名姓邱的改叫邱勇，姓陈的改叫陈吉宁，姓梅的改叫梅贻琦，姓蒋的改叫蒋南翔。如果翻遍历任校长都没有与自己同姓的，那就只好连姓一起改了。能成清华校长，被爸爸打残又何妨呢。", "question": "脑洞：怎么当上清华校长？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使不是训练，在私底下被人牵手的时候也会有点紧张。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1329042"}
{"text": "※该照片无法发布", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqlo7h25vhj30ci0eln2z"}
{"text": "欧奇多博士说：“不需要那么大的干劲。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6445269"}
{"text": "还好没被认出", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWaDfXF0zHKnYLHo5G0HcjZusrhASK6TiaDIezeHtNzkAm6fFHNDwJJYg"}
{"text": "牛奔", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "我可以说纯净水和尿有 97%的成分是一样的吗?!", "question": "「洗手液和洗洁精 98% 的成分一样」，这种说法是否属实？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国拍白雪公主第二部要求必须养个有色孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WPCR4VkJJcCVibWkibpkKxHDD9CZobMpxaOedhicgYz6ykAx9ia7pofNEVw"}
{"text": "检查遗漏", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6814435"}
{"text": "好的，我来分发打印资料。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3375982"}
{"text": "大一去看力宏演唱会。买的 200 还是 300 的票来着？总之去之前心想也就能看见个药丸那么大的力宏了，去了之后发现力宏有药瓶那么大，心中一阵狂喜。", "question": "你第一次亲眼见到明星的情景和感觉是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猴子得意忘形。", "question": "烧烤常见知识。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6522054"}
{"text": "颜射名人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6002978"}
{"text": "《魔兽世界》才是青春片…", "question": "电影《Warcraft》上映之后的票房会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Aiko猛烈攻击了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5796555"}
{"text": "找到了隐藏NPC", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtS9BnxRuibY5Mm5IwzRdibTROK0yPictX7ctRgMSc6ZlGdvVmTtqFJFjfg"}
{"text": "可以耸肩抬腿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6878021"}
{"text": "盖亚在耳边低语，让我更加闪耀。", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "别难过啦，老师跟你组队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtmbk7bkmjj30ci0el3zg"}
{"text": "这山望着那山高。", "question": "请说一句无聊的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3354738"}
{"text": "在这生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOX8uYZrg8icwyicWlrOJ8gEqB54TZx0YicWUAX1t4tmgycZuEjTOxrB8qCA"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦头部中三枪后惨遭斩首", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F4aEOodRuHe5yQtUG2xe4lTicIDunk4dbrUl8oV7LkvtQkflW01gP2fd6eQRPoPLMF33NWRUWbHUw"}
{"text": "人生疫苗接种就像骑马一样。", "question": "将谚语的一部分改成疫苗接种。", "star": 27, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627750"}
{"text": "i am the iron man", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "一模一样", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "反町说他要再试一次，正在发脾气（Poison）。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846047"}
{"text": "啊，糟糕是女澡堂啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4398943"}
{"text": "谁输了谁责任大", "question": "围城战中平民饿死，攻方的道德责任大还是守方的道德责任大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的命也到今年为止了！", "question": "快到圣诞节了，我有一句话想说。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2502402"}
{"text": "该期刊连夜改成科幻杂志。科幻也不行？那就玄幻吧。", "question": "央视主播称熟蛋孵小鸡事件「伤害性很大，侮辱性极强」，论文发表是走了什么渠道？背后有怎样的利益链条？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白式神旺档单亲家庭的儿子对爸爸说想要个妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHDBsic4IEKIicNe2yXdAsphq4eM6x0ibzKOPHbnKnicx8K4bzPYMwwqfyFQ"}
{"text": "关键点是中国收藏界的不喜欢海绵宝宝，美国海绵宝宝界的不喜欢玉吧~~", "question": "拿一块上好的玉石雕了个海绵宝宝，它是值钱还是不值钱呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真是大量的东西啊，到手价是多少？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177757"}
{"text": "在风中的北斗七星~在沙中的银河~大家都去了哪里~没有被送行~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1394305"}
{"text": "你记得自己大脑活跃过的次数吗？", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "就算我不喝水你们三个也没办法平均分这两杯水", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "「宝贝，我愿意把这世界上的一切都给你。」「我想吃雪糕～」「不行！」", "question": "有一个女儿是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试图去缓和气氛，却因为参与进去更加热闹", "question": "父母吵架，女儿该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "成绩单刚寄到家里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotACVNxdfagfZtnF5kuI9ehQk3ya8sM9c7WFafialWIrpPtL2yXzdbFyQ"}
{"text": "表妹为了炫耀胸部的丰满，发来了一段很劲爆的视频。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1681220"}
{"text": "传送门出BUG了！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "你坐起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYrrRJVibhrSxQL8td2FfeBIibN8C5GvWMWBXzYxkhNyicxibPhsZ40wOysQ"}
{"text": "修车师傅说有五块的和五千两种修法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAUhjbp1qLEacQeQicyJ6ycgQgXp8kYBwzDibibISzyUWp17Pf8jC9TWDVA"}
{"text": "如果被逮捕，店员对我的骚扰简直无法容忍。", "question": "只有真正尝试过的人才能理解其中的艰辛。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6803494"}
{"text": "那个投币洗衣店以前是罗森。", "question": "最新款的车载导航仪。“需要什么样的功能？有什么样的功能？”", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5439697"}
{"text": "为什么是五千年？有什么依据？为什么不是四千五？五千五？5023？这也是科学为什么不行的原因。", "question": "为什么中华五千年，自然科学的发展比不上欧洲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全彩页面", "question": "这本涂色书一发售就出现了问题，原因是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5702369"}
{"text": "田村亮子的通宵直播！", "question": "谁听那个广播节目啊？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7111220"}
{"text": "猫：“我不玩了。”小狗：“好的好的，等下次吧。”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6702786"}
{"text": "你小时候我还抱过你呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kuOwN70G8c2eP2fWQo6Kcyy3GxH2Rn6f3bMyF5GzaiaWx56bialSHV6fg"}
{"text": "用橡皮擦掉鱼的作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4KCDRnwpVicctbeINqBNP5e0rQQwMsvsGFhRdN41aaY3qUkvP8o4piacQ"}
{"text": "原来那玩意真的做成了咖啡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usJDogfWpdWT4utvibqnmOBtFeOSawj6Q9IURjY70twjpMccAZ0zibPPYg"}
{"text": "感觉像是草莓酱，但刚才明明看到厨师按住了小指头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx4fCEfwicoBDaLyX4oe4E9HUQHpGnMDnyzLUPgO7HLWj4BkdoBVFSQNEw"}
{"text": "有人敲门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcZ9iaCrbC1fNHc2UraFLgZWEtZaMEqPboj5VA4m8URic0nmde3cVJricuw"}
{"text": "你有两个选择：是作为食物被我吃掉，还是作为宠物被我养着？我家的猫正在和玩具老鼠说话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7020180"}
{"text": "在预备好的水龙头下洗手。", "question": "在旋转寿司店里绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "6385428"}
{"text": "以前是“电子海洛因”，现在成了“精神鸦片”。网游质量的下降可见一斑。", "question": "媒体发文称「精神鸦片」竟长成数千亿产业，警惕网络游戏危害，及早合理规范。此文释放了什么信号？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小当家的菜做好啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuZrub2uOJRIGw8Why7S9jeVYKnVK5yY8Lmwcia9jBNhWU75ycibtOE7TA"}
{"text": "讨厌的NPC总是挡在你面前，只能慢慢走到任务点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs51WGxbTf2RmvibH8p6oxUEmicr9XZm928KpDKn5iaXSyfGxTjdYTsBLucA"}
{"text": "在下班乘电梯时，几乎能看到jk裙底，但没看到，工作做不好，心里很遗憾。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6495595"}
{"text": "小明在前台工作。", "question": "在大阪万博会中，吉本可能会做什么样的展览呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4189717"}
{"text": "你浅浅的微笑就像乌~", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "二等陆曹，在中队长牺牲后接替指挥，带领队员们安全返回。弟弟，请为死去的中队长报仇。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379488"}
{"text": "将无聊的东西变成有趣的东西有多有趣啊。", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "虽然大声喊着不要，但还是想确认一下大小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibibV9icB3Ptn2Y6IP5CvlsrRMgv6qCeGCrlcAqia3TRCiahDzYkJuqcRZv4A"}
{"text": "老员工对新人指手画脚，谁知新人竟是主子的亲儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzic2X8VuibGq9NnB4lUrQAAibD9R2ic3In2QJ71gfrKPX9bw9uslm3d32FvQ"}
{"text": "04 年雅典奥运会，央视前方报道。某记者（忘记是谁了）走近一家商店，拿起两个娃娃说：「这是奥运史上第一次制作了两个吉祥物。精明的希腊人很会做生意，如果你不想让吉祥物落单的话，就两个都买走吧。」四年后，北京奥运会，你们做了 5 个吉祥物。", "question": "央视做过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "BD+", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGt0TdwDcWwJUMNVyVnpxYCdrVibSaIyxZIeq3LwxhewOrSHLdKDI7YDmA"}
{"text": "你累了吗？来，我们围成圈跳舞吧。", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "牙医诊所里等着结账的和等着看牙的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKfsK7AMycZhHc29uyA4Qrskuhj5FprwAhZZt6sDaDauiaIGY28KRcucw"}
{"text": "应该做成人们进不去的结构吧……", "question": "烟囱的心情现在怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6947982"}
{"text": "干掉这家伙，决赛就是我和特里皮的直接对决。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2036598"}
{"text": "“你好，佐川。”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3922308"}
{"text": "为了把床位让给你", "question": "当有人对你说「为什么放弃治疗」该怎么反驳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最后的晚餐", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622052"}
{"text": "微笑不花钱。", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "我被算计了。", "question": "狐狸现在在想什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5913645"}
{"text": "为了cos星巴克 只能这样拍了[鮮花]", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "一只没有耳朵，一只没有*巴，真奇怪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "充气娃娃做得有点简陋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibH7BDmJMibNwYzouNJgFEvV9sqibticVoTN8xuRicebDKeM3x3SRqNpnickWA"}
{"text": "零乘以零点零一等于零。", "question": "只需超越昨天的自己1%。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5701072"}
{"text": "题主需要注意一点，对高校学生而言：大家只是想上学，不是想上课。", "question": "为什么那么多人想开学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可能是粉雪或者冰墩墩。", "question": "无法不加抑扬就发音的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4239752"}
{"text": "幼儿园阿姨：「你看孩子们睡得多香～」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea2cxb2zg3j20bh0ce3zo"}
{"text": "看我咏春拳的厉害", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "在密室逃脱里不小心撞到了墙却还依然在继续游玩", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "杰尼斯频传解散消息，是不是有什么问题啊？", "question": "监狱出来二十年了，吓了一跳。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "7315376"}
{"text": "弟弟藏在床下的避孕套包装袋太令人震惊了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6943503"}
{"text": "谁偷了丸尾的内裤？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wta2NE6JHzTbJQI205OF8Ke1rsiaorH2icicygPZHsCjrV4qH2RVPBe4vQ"}
{"text": "我比大家都到得早，所以先睡一会儿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7180704"}
{"text": "因为可爱，所以不拔出来...不是，是变糊涂了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7163298"}
{"text": "这拉面好淡……哆啦A梦把胡椒粉递给我一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxmvlokw2qj30ci0el429"}
{"text": "坐上来自己动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icCOTia101cAqUfZyxbveTkb0P4icl9j2Xtaxh8dALBpxkM6E2gXImFibhw"}
{"text": "不算，算神仙。", "question": "装一辈子好人算好人吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "常去哪玩啊。", "question": "关于某件事的常见情况/经验分享", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5368397"}
{"text": "他在冷面流水线的终点。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1071070"}
{"text": "他一个人来却给他上了很多茶。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5720271"}
{"text": "车辆检查项目中增加了耐用性。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7023525"}
{"text": "从经验法则来看，比起有趣的吐槽，随意的吐槽更可能得到星星。", "question": "请问有什么可以让我得到星星的建议吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2407679"}
{"text": "因为不准的都是骗人的，准得才是算命的。所以真的给人算的分两种，一种骗人的算得不准，一种算命的算得准。我问你个问题：为什么你商店买来的盐都是咸的？顺便帮你答了：因为不咸的可能是糖吧。笑。", "question": "为什么算命在有些情况下可以准确预测或判断某些信息？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "点四个肯德基香辣鸡腿堡，只吃中间的肉饼。", "question": "长大后你做过哪些「童年报复性补偿」的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拼布也厉害了，都能打到世界大赛的决赛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3361279"}
{"text": "部长，请模仿一下你老婆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpej8nntbyj30ci0eltaw"}
{"text": "还有五位队员未解锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib6plEWibsNpjqwr2SKpAERnovr7dbZWymYLveRuBDcHwOzZLicxEdz4VA"}
{"text": "喂！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2925141"}
{"text": "被命运额住了喉咙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "六个孩子都很烦人。", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "254176"}
{"text": "最怕跑了无数次，还是拿不到诺贝尔文学奖。", "question": "跑马拉松你最怕什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗完缩水这么多吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3jnhs2pecj30ci0eldh9"}
{"text": "骑手正在取餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFptDvV4m2Lnt9iaS7SSoBmOQG0cWwDLibg57VYM2uG0VtxncYT8z3rb0w"}
{"text": "终于熬到退休了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrRiaV4jFldibzMBg417ylL3VqLjULlDheL8tQ078EDH01sheqwdoBpDA1w"}
{"text": "喂，是我，新一 新一是的，新一。好久不见了", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "204170"}
{"text": "夏天过去了，晒黑了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2514933"}
{"text": "我想喝人妻牛奶，不想喝粉色的牛奶！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5920896"}
{"text": "比赛中太能说了。", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "怎么样？人生第一次睡膝盖感觉好吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g9dyv78m4yj210w10wn3l"}
{"text": "刚出生哦。", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "考试前一晚打", "question": null, "star": 96, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdjuh9i2t0j61401hcajy02"}
{"text": "都一样。具体服用方法请参考麻辣鸡爪，泡椒凤爪，虎皮凤爪等。", "question": "胶原蛋白应该在饭前吃还是饭后吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看风景时进入了隧道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hddazlkuz6j30ci0elgmn"}
{"text": "去青城山的时候遇到大雪，地上台阶上都又湿又脏，偶尔遇到殿里有凳子的，也被年纪大的大爷大妈或者带着小孩的爸爸妈妈占领了。我实在累又找不着地方，于是找了一个香火不旺的真人，在他面前跪着休息了十几分钟。", "question": "旅游的时候你遇到过哪些搞笑的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叶姐妹的中文常用表达是“叶子姐妹”。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5880732"}
{"text": "以前网络不发达的时候谁知道北方人冬天过得这么舒服。", "question": "南方这么多年没供暖都熬过来了，为什么这两年供暖的呼声突然涨高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打开许久未用的空调后出现了失踪多年的姐姐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt71ogjrwmj30ci0elgpa"}
{"text": "千万别找斜视的化妆师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Se05R8gBic1e6t1VnNUXZlanaEWe5ibsPXiaDW5aMwrzlbz2ZQJzYLImq7icswwLC8SWDgrwbsFEWFZg"}
{"text": "某次去听讲座。她坐我前排，中途伸脚，碰到她的脚，居然没抽回，信心大增，猛追，得手。事后她说根本没有这回事，才知碰到的可能是凳脚。", "question": "你爱上某一个人时，最奇特的一次是因为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "I see your monsters, I see your pain", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QloiasPKkuAib1NgLeLIyts511Tia3OtB7zjWQicBRHJPxbYeKloovS6AeVl5QVaAdh6k6fjpgJgBJzQ"}
{"text": "XYBA看起来不只是我一个人能看到吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6968189"}
{"text": "坐摩托车后座不要随便举手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpstCeOqqwLgNXHyJibTTPm3OXAOiaP5VbPeWGFvdv8ibyUqO1kzbVD9Lvg"}
{"text": "你们捞到我的胸衣了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHibcb9Sn97XpwFCkdtYNLG1fStLMkId4LP9YlpicFwtGeCTzjJhz6v7CQ"}
{"text": "尾音的“了”", "question": "给年长的学弟戴上两顶帽子和一顶贝雷帽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5403003"}
{"text": "我一住学校宿舍的同学，就在前几天被小偷扒窗了。那个小偷也许是看房间里没开灯又没声音就想入室盗窃，但没想到我同学在里面闭眼休息，他开窗之后两个人都吓了一跳。结果就是我同学和那个小偷两个人互相道歉了一分钟以上，我同学是因为吓到那个小偷而道歉……大家随意感受一下……反正我知道之后是一脸懵逼。", "question": "日本人不给人添麻烦到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "雅木茶是你吗！", "question": null, "star": 57, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "你看那座桥啊，哪里像了？", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "刚割完包皮护士小姐姐来换药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVY4LUbIdqZHIF6yyX7xJ6DhVxOHXcUyY8kBlzZeK5mCGnNgzT8tad1w"}
{"text": "神偷们相遇了", "question": null, "star": 186, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt3qk3w32lj60yz1amn6d02"}
{"text": "你是谁？", "question": "向喜多川梅里问好。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1882487"}
{"text": "为什么是巧克力？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5ibQcjPf5IdC2y2iagnyoicJQeLu349IOK4lBBh1j0ibicATWFNITngY9gpQ"}
{"text": "危险啊！他拿着炸弹！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "886871"}
{"text": "前一阵搬新家，到了发现厨房水龙头是坏的，就叫房东找人修，今天回来的时候，正好看到房东从门口出来，见面就招呼我：「找到问题啦！ 水龙头里面锈住了，毕竟是支……智利制造的便宜货啊哈哈哈哈，我已经找人换掉了啊哈哈哈。」（原话是刚发出来一个 Ch 的音，想到尼玛我不就是中国人嘛，连忙改成了 Chile，智利。能听出来第一次是想要发一个「拆」，然后马上改成了「吃」音）也真是难为了房东大爷，要知道，一般美国人知道的国家名字，不太可能超过十个。", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的临场反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "多……多谢款待！多谢款待！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8z0ratg3dj30ci0eltca"}
{"text": "公主勇者被说要穿厚甲...真是个看不见这盔甲的愚蠢之人啊。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "7200889"}
{"text": "看完足球小将的小夫和胖虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g0ofe51jgyj21mc1mcn6y"}
{"text": "奥特曼微服私访", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPBtRg1vL5YsKdnpfmR2YUKNJicib0KboydWjpIWibYiaNIjRITyuDQT3ApQ"}
{"text": "在同一个时间扭到腰，尴尬得脸红了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312653"}
{"text": "亚马逊的送货越来越乱了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5481646"}
{"text": "樱花幼儿园的入园考试竟然设置了超高的门槛。", "question": "只听我爱你就能让人变得强大吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2106887"}
{"text": "小学的时候，一个男生喜欢我们班一个女生，中午去她家楼下想喊她下楼，下午一起上学。女孩家里面爷爷奶奶都在家。他不敢喊女孩的名字，怕家长抓到早恋，但是又想和女孩一起上学。于是……他在女孩楼下大声喊自己的名字……", "question": "有哪些机智的圆场故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘻嘻哈哈的巡逻队员露露啦", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6841398"}
{"text": "这辈子又是你啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331771"}
{"text": "（哪里冒出一个马桶套……）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gtu2o7yslij30ci0elgp5"}
{"text": "心中想一个页数一翻就中的天才", "question": null, "star": 498, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1golsheonwlj611a1dqdnx02"}
{"text": "iPhone 打 ting 时出现的第一个字是「婷」，就知道麻痹又联系了。", "question": "你是什么时候发现对方出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小小的落差也可能导致无谋的探险家掉入洞穴的危险。", "question": "请问你能玩那个著名的游戏吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7346329"}
{"text": "关闹钟机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gg5ss69j7gj20wp17ljxi"}
{"text": "据说弗拉索产的科特索制的手套很便宜！", "question": "你是不是说这个人错了?", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6667580"}
{"text": "太阳公公的头像是美杜莎", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "谁在吹口哨啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "297026"}
{"text": "这里可以哭吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlkQsgfvlHVoDnGc7mfeIYLmQ0ufPkrLBRVXlkdibu3DQEmHHn6rxvFDWg"}
{"text": "劈头式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElQkboyfLaSaEvSR2736BKTP8MUXDqicAiay5Tg7wkvriaEKHVpa4Fe9ArQ"}
{"text": "两人一组做拉伸运动。", "question": "调查了3500名中学生，发现有4%的人在做早上的例行公事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6764542"}
{"text": "与康熙时代相比，雍正到乾隆早期的过度风格更加轻巧自然，少了繁复的结构和华丽的炫技，相应地在情绪上也减弱了严峻崇高的色彩，显得更为世俗化。这种趋势贯穿着整个乾隆时代，愈到后来愈少严峻，直到嘉庆时期的贝多芬。 ​", "question": "为什么有些人得知「华盛顿和乾隆死于同一年」这类事会感到诧异？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你把11分涂改成99分，不仅没被发现还受到表扬时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNjI2FUZ5UwARgZWJYyDYQvFqA7tzD5zeVMhbrwnNZVyeFPKLicLHKpoQ"}
{"text": "我的舅爷爷，今年 80 岁。去年老伴儿去世了，自己一个人住在养老医院。上个月我妈给我打电话，让我国庆带着对象回去。电话里，我妈声音哽咽，「你舅爷爷他……」我心提到了嗓子眼儿，害怕听到接下来的话。「你舅爷爷他……国庆要结婚了，是个 73 岁年轻漂亮的奶奶，你国庆回来参加婚礼。」行。昨天，我妈给我打电话，我问她舅爷爷婚礼的事情。电话里，我妈声音又哽咽，「你舅爷爷他……」我心又提到了嗓子眼儿，害怕听到接下来的话。「你舅爷爷他……女朋友的儿子女儿不喜欢他，国庆没法儿结婚了。两个老人正在租房子，他们要搬出去一起住。」行。", "question": "三十岁之后的人生，有哪些值得期待的精彩体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我这有一筐袜子。( •̀∀•́ )」", "question": "当一个女孩对你做错了事，并且对你说，「你让我干什么都行」的时候，我应该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "‘不想努力了“招聘会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LEvNiaJ2nxloaoUTe8qFmfeHagpiaFEgOpQdxicSEVuy5MibMG6wFZkBL5Q"}
{"text": "在学校里，一个金发美女问我 Do you feel lonely？擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦擦！文艺片不是骗人的！！不是骗人的！！！我脑子中简直是各种文艺片啊，各种啪啪啊，各种吻戏啊！！结果她掏出一本小册子说 Ya need Jesus突然我就有点不喜欢她了……", "question": "男生出国旅游被外国女生搭讪是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家都怎么样，想上厕所吗？要不然我在下个电线杆停一下？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6VPYiahkiavWXKNcM0WgwCFzXOETYgVHPe9L6wp2vzKzhZhRKbibSxGicbQ"}
{"text": "我到现在才掌握了布鲁松千惠美的表演技巧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3982815"}
{"text": "跟师姐学习动物实验，师姐说：「你能来陪我真是太好了，你来之前，我每天都跟小鼠说话。」我当时觉得，妈呀，师姐已经疯了啊。现在，我每天都跟小鼠说话：「就属你最不听话！」「你怎么又瘦啦，不好好吃东西。」「配合点，我们赶紧弄完赶紧各回各家。」你问我每天都在想什么？我好想当一只空白对照组的小鼠……", "question": "科研工作者工作时都在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "趁同桌要坐下时抽走了椅子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R9GWs8bbrQaUhNWDACcAq7NOekAlsr7KDCEIz9PntSYEsnfmliccksgGoL1ej9vQxoHxdkqbpic0qA"}
{"text": "刚力彩芽", "question": null, "star": 345, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grcc9nibxxj611h14ftf702"}
{"text": "测试？我哪知道啊（吧唧吧唧咀嚼声）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4655129"}
{"text": "我是钢铁侠", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "和女朋友的第一次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeot9zWW3XC8LiceIZXbuia0ZKRp9NymEJTa9gzzsbCtZa8ibzuKXHA8USZxw"}
{"text": "美，你还没外人的时候，是可以叫我哥哥呀?", "question": null, "star": 614, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjrav4k758j60zb1b3jxr02"}
{"text": "当下中国人进城买房。", "question": "历史上有哪些「奋六世之余烈」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吞灯泡科康复患者团建", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTxBWJgI2xDmrphqMLAjQ9hBXEnMHviciasA1qn9J1iabauzic56wErxG4hg"}
{"text": "美味棒，深夜吃的罪恶的味道。", "question": "请问有什么前所未有的新颖美味的棒状零食新产品吗？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7175071"}
{"text": "无业游民和啃老族", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "妈妈！它很乖的我可以养它吗？", "question": null, "star": 279, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvu1yrww27j612r17twnz02"}
{"text": "好，你不仁别怪我不义，画板报时不要再来找我。", "question": "如何回答班主任「学画画能有什么前途」这种问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "箱子里装的是什么啊？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360941"}
{"text": "这个包送你了！跟你的衣服很搭！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnic2sDJ0LLVe6icbEvw8m2iah9iaQ1RI41NASWUk1CO8EvRpAunboP4KNhSg"}
{"text": "哎呀，小泉同学！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283443"}
{"text": "刚给他发了自拍的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUkLibiaRXfnpESuzibzwfw6nxTkMSXVOT4OMfWPlaADmU8n7ibC4riayb1bw"}
{"text": "好久不见的日光。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7301678"}
{"text": "是谁按了遥控器？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEbkcAB7kN8qQZibMGGRONsZP1HaszWwQYOHuEBgNKoogrEC8AH6OJLKA"}
{"text": "「调查」后会冒出小怪的罐子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy3umxdablj30ci0elq6u"}
{"text": "眼镜，眼镜。", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "4563563"}
{"text": "因为最后一个秦国，秦始皇留给自己儿子秦二世，把他给灭了", "question": "有七个国，秦国为什么只灭了六个国 ?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哪吒吃莲藕或者莲子吗？哪吒算是最早有考究的植物人吗？由姜子牙的鱼钩可以判断，姜子牙应该是封神榜第一大直男吧？汉武帝派张骞出使西域才引进了葡萄，那苏妲己给纣王喂的到底是什么东西……本期瞎扯由腾讯手游《封神英雄榜》赞助，聚仙破阵，百战封神！各位知友可立即点击下方链接下载游戏，一起重温封神经典，再现上古大战！iOS 用户点这里安卓用户点这里", "question": "广告 · 《封神榜》中有什么令人细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看肖战的新专辑", "question": null, "star": 92, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "糟糕！忘记坐座位了！但是这也算是很有趣的呀！干得好！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2516889"}
{"text": "警察叔叔，过来这边。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825154"}
{"text": "秃顶后老婆一直这样叫我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvomMFickz4C1SibFPkzwJJ8iaLVoSnsn1yXTJNRONOl4Nia3qONHxFpr58YQ"}
{"text": "哥斯拉，我带人来了，你人呢", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "是的，被骗了，这是停车票！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586422"}
{"text": "1总会变成2的。这是我的脑袋告诉我的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379990"}
{"text": "哎呀，牙疼啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6340412"}
{"text": "照字面理解，睡觉的孩子是会成长的类型。", "question": "这样的白雪公主不会被王子唤醒。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7269705"}
{"text": "干支纪年法", "question": "如果福袋里装的是令人惊讶的东西，那可就不得了了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6977171"}
{"text": "我和你媳妇睡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1J2CU7tic2H64IjLWdLSHyl2mfdaewR5VXyojgX0gSVWYfsicuIJTrYEQ"}
{"text": "高价买回来的仿真娃娃用来当鞋架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YicRdg9RrgsJZgAEt7OYdR1l2CiaWjwFbOAhibFtkNBR9nWibFSTe5HERLQ"}
{"text": "坐标二线城市，做嵌入式开发，薪资 1w+，然后家里亲戚朋友介绍菇凉时，我妈跟人家是这么说的：「私人电子厂打工」。然后不用猜，我肯定还单着。对方连看照片的想法都没有。", "question": "你们老家的人是怎么看待程序员这个职业的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宠物食品是狗狗的最爱。", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "这次的死者很奇怪，脖子上有麻醉针的痕迹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gemi14ejzuj20zj11mjy2"}
{"text": "踢一个同伴下去看看有没有危险", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTXyUJvoxAX5dZVwFiagus5dUICgKEo0846DqdffYibA9JAfNs7LwoF3Zw"}
{"text": "第二天一早发现被窝里多出四个小猫。被子上全是血。她在我的被窝里生了孩子……", "question": "和猫睡一个被窝，有什么风险？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尝试用嘴巴呼吸导致窒息♥️", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6365530"}
{"text": "放大100倍的搓澡巾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNzawia1alEOQjuucoDPhqz92ibyojX11OmF2ZwVkDsJf5T3ZkG58NibsoQ"}
{"text": "那辆公交车等一下！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6265399"}
{"text": "第一次溺水的人请举手～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp13966jwhj30ci0elguk"}
{"text": "狼被围奸？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSDOviciax3mw7ZWpeVy5zXwxH1zE2Obe455twYWtk0GhLOUdUfmeicCibkw"}
{"text": "嗯，有次夜里一个人坐电梯，觉得夜里大概不会有人，就在电梯里唱歌，唱的还挺大声。突然电梯停了，上来一个人，我觉得挺尴尬赶紧收声了。然后……他接着我的继续唱了。", "question": "你在电梯里做过的最有意思的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是真的。爱因斯坦每天就睡 2 个小时，睡觉的时候不上床，就坐在椅子上，身上抱一个篮球，迷迷糊糊睡着了篮球掉在地上，爱因斯坦就醒了，继续工作。据说爱因斯坦这种睡觉方法就是从科比那儿学的。", "question": "科比每天只睡 4 个小时是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打赢了就有零花钱奖赏给兄弟。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202336"}
{"text": "正在进行萨克斯表演的男子加入了战斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tOpgnn6ibokTvXbvhDGNwXQUc65HmoUWibJ9u3NIwibH0aNfqNkRnPlQjQ"}
{"text": "飞出去了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1367029"}
{"text": "我想应该是秋山掉的东西。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4125682"}
{"text": "今年最畅销的游戏的原因。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486296"}
{"text": "用爸爸的菜园里的蔬菜做的妈妈的炖菜。", "question": "请问第二届美食大赏的冠军是谁？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5522676"}
{"text": "「呐，这是我2岁时的照片」『哇～真年轻！跟现在完全两样！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgibf37kbvj30ci0el0ye"}
{"text": "糖醋排骨的升级版——海带炖肉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6811214"}
{"text": "为什么只有我是工程头盔？？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytGKqtLCE8sYXQCxElibK4DQAoQWLicmOgckLbHyzhBibWeMN3jl9ZctcDvw"}
{"text": "利用子弹时间躲开了猎枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwuKqMBtaicHh7ibICdwVH0tjQtNeBbiaUdKlGnXNVnQEgicUcgM6icz3ic3CQ"}
{"text": "这不是塑料泡沫吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3ezdxq0nuj30ci0el74x"}
{"text": "上课和同桌说悄悄话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVPmpP9xNT32YTAbtWDZKKPlvYOatzUopNoAaSQic4cMGfRjRgBUUctPQ"}
{"text": "我还记得去参加了二次会。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1734176"}
{"text": "绝育后的第一根烟", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "我还没学会，以后再叫她来家里吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKrQiasdsqL714CNB3gMheUC1p84QCjxmr9KHpc5IxiarlBs23klkXC0Ow"}
{"text": "把手心对着太阳看，就会明白。", "question": null, "star": 129, "type": "I2T", "image": "3819362"}
{"text": "其实我觉得第一部上半部分可以拍成美国式的啊~美国叶文洁的老爹是二战时期欧洲沦陷区的地下特工，因为掩护队友意外被德军抓获，随后被押往奥斯维辛，后被苏军救出。战争结束后，老爹以英雄的身份回到祖国。50 年代初，麦卡锡主义盛行，老爹被认作是红色间谍，遭受迫害。叶文洁被人陷害，对人类失去了希望。作为一个工程师，她被派往一个神秘项目……", "question": "如何评价「亚马逊计划筹拍《三体》三部曲剧集」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "特别的肉馅馒头正在出售！买一个吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3330220"}
{"text": "这种事情考虑哪个主动的是 SB……", "question": "两人很久未联系，然后某一天男生突然联系女生去他那里，结果女生去了，这件事算男生主动还是女生主动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某外科教授，出门诊：「你这个情况必须要手术。」病人：「能不能还是保守治疗？」教授：「没问题啊，这是你的自由。下次复查的时候，中午来门诊。」病人：「为什么是中午？」教授：「因为，早晚要手术。」", "question": "你认为最绝妙的「话里有话」是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好不容易取得比赛冠军，得知奖品是主办方的一个抱抱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEIgc0lkWKKJN3jkT0v9VT7yJ2LouSbOib3FxJq3YZnx0XIIDH4NC3RmQ"}
{"text": "我6岁和邻居家的小妹妹 我妈：", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "提醒他还剩3分钟", "question": null, "star": 907, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goaesv7m2oj60u0115tp102"}
{"text": "我知道了！别那样看着我！我会养你的！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "4000991"}
{"text": "苗猫苗苗苗苗", "question": null, "star": 725, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heaoquvjvjj61401hc7fz02"}
{"text": "1.我们端了个电信诈骗团伙，从后台联系被骗事主才能办理返还资金，于是……民警：您好您是 X 吗？事主：我是。民警：您是在 X 平台投资过一笔钱，这是个诈骗平台现在已经被……事主：我没有被骗，我也不会被骗，别想骗我。然后挂了……民警：您好您是 X 吗？事主：我是。民警：我们是北京市公安局朝阳分局……事主：嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟2.刚才刑侦总队的同学告诉我一些被骗的事主把专门负责拦截电信诈骗的反电信诈骗中心的电话向手机安全软件活活举报成了电信诈骗电话。", "question": "有哪些大局已定，却又被极限反杀的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是rx吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "1. 漫才比赛是未满级的漫才师们互相竞争成长的场所。", "question": "请问M-1是什么的缩写？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6941095"}
{"text": "当你打了好几个小时的游戏才刚拿起课本结果你爸就刚好进房查勤时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHfIV6wsRQgrRlE252sl5h3ooejbPsZ9aYrRLvlZYSb2oj6CyOmd1VjQ"}
{"text": "还是用打火机吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaaXdz3JtctGbXpaT0bXHraJRpe01FQQ4fQFjFu2svBNbjicaCDdzH97qw"}
{"text": "别闹了！我才不会画那种色情线条呢！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1278633"}
{"text": "职业是尼特族，那为什么偷了警察的制服？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873296"}
{"text": "老头，出来，有人来保你了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmdOyibSTITEIrYb5BPqn0SAtFbR4DbUqyv12EaOpANlvPBeqwib3rd2hg"}
{"text": "昨天晚上选修课上老师刚讲的真事，说我们上大学的这个城市啊，某年有一段时间在火车站周围总有一些学生模样的年轻人，背着书包，蹲在地上，面前摆着一张写着身世的纸或者自带粉笔，说自己来找朋友，朋友没找到钱包也被偷了，求 4 元 /6 元 / 若干元路费回家。于是记者就说，啊奇怪嘿最近怎么这么多跑出来玩还找不到朋友的大学生啊，咱们来采访他们一下。于是记者采访了一个自带书包粉笔标配的女生，问她是哪个学校的。一看学生证也有，对的上，记者说，那我们给你出道题吧，H2O 是什么啊，姑娘回答，英语。英语。英语。(´･ω･`)?", "question": "你见过什么样的化学盲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在超市门口举行写帮换届选举", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzic98zaWG6p9xzxnOwqqqEc9Hu4R0xPQHxPz9icPPRavJ71dQibX2FReN1A"}
{"text": "不对鸭，这里是成人泳池吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goq9s5cpibj30ci0elwmg"}
{"text": "和弟弟打架打到一半爸爸突然出现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63pBHfF7qSdfINnicZLNgic3iaHXn8zCa4KmXJV0gW7MlbwKTwAFzE2nsWpg"}
{"text": "当女性顾客进店时，我们会确保由女性工作人员为她们试驾。", "question": "大摩托车上可能会再次发生坏事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7287101"}
{"text": "血压计勒得太紧了！勒得太紧了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "368931"}
{"text": "洗脑", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "两人对视谁先笑谁是狗", "question": null, "star": 452, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "那完了，我全科医生……", "question": "医生得了本专业的疾病是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在NHK的十分钟电视节目中全力以赴的CG制作。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6721868"}
{"text": "她让我可以走在北京地铁换乘站的人群里，不因为渺小和平凡而心慌。", "question": "女朋友有什么用处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我儿子从昨天开始就失踪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g8io06fbcoj20u00u0gom"}
{"text": "这是我们的台词吧八嘎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7Hibh67JB317yj2miaFEy2PznEE8NHFSZAEr4aSciavrVWcSWVuawuOLYzw"}
{"text": "我觉得这条路对我来说好远啊。", "question": "请问怎样去漫湖呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464589"}
{"text": "影子从嘴里出来了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "我们对面楼上发生的真实故事：晚上六点多，一家人正吃晚饭呢，小偷从阳台上开窗爬了进来。事后那大叔说他愣了好久才意识到这人是小偷。", "question": "你见过的蠢贼到底有多蠢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱犬提出了分手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8278n1ydaj30ci0eltdc"}
{"text": "这不是关于棒球的话题。", "question": "麻烦告诉我一下《进击的巨人》的内容。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263486"}
{"text": "接着说玻璃的事情，自从中国浮法玻璃工艺成功之后，引来了诸多第三世界兄弟国家的羡慕，都请求中国协助建厂。当然 tg 老大哥也爽快，援建就援建呗，由蚌埠玻璃设计院牵头，援建了几个困难兄弟，出钱出技术，派出最强队伍，从土建施工到设备安装，再到生产，全部手把手教，倾囊相授。秦皇岛，洛玻方面好像也有类似援建项目。朝鲜和埃塞俄比亚的项目记忆深刻，一个是中朝友谊的重大项目，得到金家高度重视。一个是埃塞俄比亚有史以来最大工业项目，副总理天天在工地看着，要求黑兄弟们一定要向中方好好学技术，把厂子弄起来。等设备调试好，试生产正常，学员培训完毕之后，中方队伍就撤离了，由当地工人全权负责。然后。。。。。朝鲜和埃塞俄比亚的厂很快都黄了。。。。。", "question": "世界各国和地区有哪些以为“中国能我也能”然后悲剧的事例？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刑事们每次都与麻烦不断的搜查一系的上司发生冲突。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6949936"}
{"text": "我讨厌人多的地方，这是我的独处借口。", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "印第安选美大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEhwWgOZcrmrLTXzF1Kiab0owOOEk1YxhJerc5uAhsmZvZoswQGiaNiaJTg"}
{"text": "价格异常便宜的无印良品。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5230829"}
{"text": "对不起，用这个饭团吧。", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "DHA是多元不饱和脂肪酸的一种，对人体健康非常重要。48可能是指含有48个碳原子的数量。神7是中国的载人航天飞船。根据这些信息，我推测该句话可能是在描述一种含有人体必需的营养成分，并且可能是由中国的载人航天飞船带入太空进行研究的。但是，由于缺乏上下文信息，无法确定这句话的确切含义。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6938249"}
{"text": "是不是真的在这里掉了隐形眼镜?", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "2300197"}
{"text": "被蜜蜂蜇了的人经常去的温泉效果很好。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4093586"}
{"text": "先生！\"好吃到要死!\"只是广告啊喂！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNbhuNVJeaX8eibmcibN0zXCtgCF2CMOk9Sibhucv6pt9EMyAJLTQIl19lA"}
{"text": "我问你们个问题，裸体被人看到了你们先挡哪？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibMkYGNibwwP9ibl4M6nsD3PMr9mXpy3b4HgWDLKZpVYno5b8kqHbjoLpQ"}
{"text": "说唱", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "巴尔斯！眼睛！眼睛好痛啊啊啊啊啊——", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3818115"}
{"text": "我在扫描她的战力啦", "question": null, "star": 216, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "颁奖嘉宾话太多了，但领奖的手举起了又不好放下，只好摆个花手吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJDZG8qWKRk3ibOtbLeTK8X1O73YEwK3SEXZCrz0ib64tLrOMT7T7FPeCQ"}
{"text": "暴跌之下没有一张 0 元的优惠券是无辜的", "question": "如何看待瑞幸公布调查显示伪造交易价值达 22 亿，盘前下跌超 80%？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈不会生气的，你可以说出真相。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6715760"}
{"text": "没事，病人死不了，把上路高地防守一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0WSMHZzibV7icnYMfzdziaaHZleYUwTWicXQw3HiabqEq4WsPwt493eI0VPA"}
{"text": "噢噢噢，敌人已经很接近了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib8cLnyZIEawbI2QiaObaojl14og4a9CY3v3xtWicUiaxq4pNpg99Dfnkxw"}
{"text": "领导视察时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLUgAUJptG0tPvI53eiaicj6layVgUEcmoJgRicLmHCjHHZBYxxnWzWOorw"}
{"text": "真理是否掌握在少数人的手里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QJGtGBUregtpQibm6BoGvGbQERibrp1IZYibzibPWmKsVibcvsnfTfGo0rXELEGOScbXAfA3M1eXQVKVg"}
{"text": "你……你……看得到我吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDvJt6eDsUI8UQvtD94T11QR4Enia6ncUt2r6g4KAyoEeXRj1eiauicfFfQ"}
{"text": "曾经有老师复印了一份当年他们的西班牙语教材给我们，里面的课文充满着时代感。复印件早已遗失，但仍记得课文后翻译作业的内容。或许现在看来非常有趣 / 尴尬 / 搞笑，但是在那个时代或许稀松平常。内容大概是：李明在地主王老虎（Tigre Wang）家做工。一天晚上，趁地主王老虎不注意，李明发动工友准备打倒地主，结果被地主发现。李明勇敢地与王老虎搏斗，身负重伤。村委会领导派小汽车把他接到县城的医院，医院的医生与护士细心地进行治疗。病好了之后，李明在县城成为了一名会计。我们都应该向李明同志学习！", "question": "学习小语种的过程中，你遇到过哪些有趣的课文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通常情况下，词汇的逼格高度和使用率是成反比的，越生僻越显得有文化，越能点燃你们的中二之心。从生僻程度上看，很明显，「霜」＞「火」「哀伤」＞「高兴」所以「火之高兴」就显得有点土，如同「冰之难受」，不够杀马特的感觉。嗯还有个问题，用词太生僻了也不行，中二少年彻底看不懂就瞎了。例如第一句话里「成反比」其实不严谨，但我还是故意没说「负相关」。", "question": "为什么霜之哀伤听起来很酷，火之高兴听起来很逗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熄灭的剑", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "我是我，我是小燕子！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6529151"}
{"text": "这次的佩雅宁新产品居然是烤乌冬面风味的炒面！", "question": "从今天开始是新学年了，请在4月1日这个特殊的日子给我讲一个好笑的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6488154"}
{"text": "第一次和人连麦睡觉，虽然平时这个点我还没醒，但心情还是照样的忐忑与紧张，我还是想保留自己矜持的一面，所以闭了麦，听着他讲话就好，我能睡得很安心。谢谢你，有你陪伴我的睡眠真好，网课老师。", "question": "连麦睡觉是一种什么样的感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一开始看成魔兽世界了，想了半天，新闻专业估计就是公告板旁边的 Npc 了。", "question": "你的专业在魔法世界中会叫什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问哪个是车站？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "5914934"}
{"text": "09 年高考，考完对答案，对完语文选择题不敢对了…因为几乎全错…我马上停止对题，还跟父母美其名曰，不做无用的事情，那几天等出成绩，内心煎熬无可附加，生不如死，甚至已经开始准备复读，或者去打工，直到… …  后来下了成绩，麻痹的，谁把 08 年的答案给老子的！", "question": "你经历过怎样的绝望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在考虑犯人的时候，时间倒流了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6010105"}
{"text": "哼！人家有男朋友了啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hezzekbt9sj30ci0elju3"}
{"text": "「不好意思，我对宗教没兴趣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hf6w3kw6lpj30ci0elgmw"}
{"text": "cosplay西游记中的一幕~【见图】", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "刹车失灵了！前面危险了！旁边是我深爱的妻子！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6014121"}
{"text": "老年大学挂科的父母被孩子安抚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnic7RicYtdqLzyicWunpED6w5pSObcBg11BaLzJQbWAI8DVZ93Cr7D42GhQ"}
{"text": "英语教材中一定会有的艾米莉或格林老师。", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "做女人为什么要这么懦弱！！准备要小孩一开始，就告诉你老公，我他妈只想生儿子，儿子智商随妈妈！！拿来科普书砸到老公一家面前，告诉他们生男生女是男的决定的，老娘能不能圆了生男孩的梦，看你家儿子争不争气了！！然后这个责任都在你老公了！！生的要是女儿，就准备好甩脸子！！妈的没用的东西，老娘嫁给你连个儿子都怀不上！！你他妈是挣钱比李嘉诚多了还是长得比吴彦祖帅了！！干啥啥不行！！吃啥啥不剩！！没用的货！！叫上你爸妈！！一起甩脸子！！我们那农村说了！！男人鸡鸡小，生不出来男孩！！我们女儿一辈子幸福都毁在你他妈身上了！！", "question": "公公不高兴我生了女儿，认为是我的问题，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最后的压桌菜：福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicawlBF574tyrFvTzmQoiccYrIGLicxsI6fQ4xAUsQPdzsIkIJq22IpaRA"}
{"text": "从小就应该好好喝牛奶...！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2267941"}
{"text": "想不起来分别时说的爸爸再见这句台词了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208958"}
{"text": "这新干线的鸣叫声怎么像滚动的珠子一样？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311669"}
{"text": "刚刚得知自己的外号叫麦丽素将军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQviajFc5TXib9lGibj6wqelk91hLowkWkW31Kyqn2p4p9cNia2snm9DLgUcA"}
{"text": "每晚都用偷来的扫帚进行疯狂行为。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "Here’s Johnny !", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "心电图的贴片上面有个需要夹住的小电极，由于贴片和一名无辜男病人的咪咪长得有点像……所以就夹上去了。", "question": "作为医学生你经历过最囧的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你被解雇了，回去吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5680217"}
{"text": "怎么样医生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gjH2iaiagNVWPewD82auasZ91zXBqLKz94lW8Cdnc6TGHflLtjg7icUOtg"}
{"text": "都说了不要来爸爸工作的地方", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmZ2t7Y8ibMQibmVhYoALC6NVAZC9QxXia7ALcv37B7OrXRUncwbvkjrGlQ"}
{"text": "我忘记拉手刹了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3895440"}
{"text": "1师气学长\n2黑道公子\n3纯情学委\n4彼得帕克", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QD5swXIBVrickWMAg505ibE3cUK7oecvVXyaibM4stqqTPpKxOVPJxbgcArTeqt8hbQeWk0X0fjJXvw"}
{"text": "在做小组作业时假装自己在干活的自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJog9KMj2CXDZ3wkHkdEV0bECib1LXRkmrkhRib5d8DHcvqVOKJAb4cQcwA"}
{"text": "比赛时突然很想知道衣服的尺码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63plj8WzaVMP7hYeLuicG11UibsDtDmMUpia641etyvZ2icic32mHJ7pPHDenQ"}
{"text": "为了不弄脏手和朋友合作来消灭蟑螂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XE6mK3Fib7sAX1vjwI8N1sibFWabsOicJlLOUtFb9DAkzOklnE9sASmBx3g"}
{"text": "一对情侣遛狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4V27URP2xNA6vgFMGscKj37DibjiaAHmiaUM7S6TMV7MK2SszuzeibGFKW8w"}
{"text": "你手上的热狗好吃么？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "我现在正在和接待处的A子小姐吃午餐，怎么样？", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "喝高度数的酒。", "question": "孩子不肯睡觉，有什么解决办法吗？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3382902"}
{"text": "皮卡丘的创伤回溯", "question": null, "star": 86, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284051"}
{"text": "我标记了一辆载具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkmRGOPDGpJE4Phnz2OkhThJ6B66s5DW93ibM0Dh9Cg60J95TTiayAqG0A"}
{"text": "正弦！余弦！正切！", "question": "用教科书上的词汇来大声喊出必杀技！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3952915"}
{"text": "应该绝对打不开的保险柜被关上了，而且里面少了两卷曲奇。", "question": "别因为那种事就报110，你想报告的内容是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302954"}
{"text": "混蛋情侣们，圣诞礼物到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6xuIK8RQKHG442JmtJHeSibSic96j4piaKd5zQWArfsAOZnYVMR2JxLP0egXCtK4lA6D6Y6OFkmdicg"}
{"text": "*抬着玻璃*快跑！球过来了！", "question": null, "star": 308, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "太阳落山就开始行动，炸毁这个房子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6999493"}
{"text": "那个右手有八个指头还戴指虎的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjG38KTjEvODk4iciaZmARd6HfEbL1NRGNrEXz3dTXicYLd2EzhpXW1jcOhA"}
{"text": "远程约会", "question": "和儿童房的叔叔阿姨交往怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389080"}
{"text": "看了《足球小将》第二天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7274262"}
{"text": "不好意思，我们真的不卖帽子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "年底的大奖中了五等奖！", "question": "新年里最开心的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2541570"}
{"text": "嘿嘿~把他的存档全给删，.啊，主人.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpexnq8d4qj30ci0eln3w"}
{"text": "右：“你这次打的水光针效果不错”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "接好了 赫尔忒", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "这件事轰动了全校。高中时学校管的不严，许多同学会在晚上翻墙出去打夜市，就在一个平常的早晨，在同学们经常去的网吧门前有一个面包车司机高喊着：县高，五块，坐满走人。我靠！专车，还这么便宜，傻子才不坐类，于是一会就坐满了。这司机服务真是贴心到家了，绝对的良心司机，他没有让这些学生在离学校很远的地方下车，也没让他们在学校门口下车，而是把车直接开进了学校，停在了政教处门口，并且还有等候已久的「仪仗队」的热烈欢迎，可这服务也有点贴心过头了，没错这司机就是我们的政教处老师。我一直在想当时车上的同学心情是怎样的。碰到这么机智的老师我只能说：同学，你们上辈子做了什么坏事，老天这么整你？这个老师算是厉害的人吧？", "question": "你身边有哪些神人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能说是邪恶的魔鬼。", "question": "两棵树是森林的一百倍", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2629995"}
{"text": "肛拭子采集", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8M24xDorog4nkjDVFChxFkXBm1s2N5Uk3e6L5n2ZNVVYiaBia5MnyhRJAw"}
{"text": "在吊着的地方，拍出帅气的照片 好的好的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2189262"}
{"text": "麻烦让一让，我去儿童车厢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkxBv01MDPiaCjRFib6OexKauoOUzSV0Fo6gYuxThAI95oXseWxP4hgp8g"}
{"text": "然后贴到凳子下边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iak2As0H3H0Y1nH6SlDgfJMGMvOb5TDiay8oeRLgoEnagN1YoIkkDlNvA"}
{"text": "偷偷看YJJ的色情照片，而且还用左手遮住。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369010"}
{"text": "你说谁是加一起除二", "question": null, "star": 574, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu4uppkq8zj610g15nwm602"}
{"text": "非渡奈何桥", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "用力抖开帐篷后，去年露营时失踪的汤姆飞了出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3j8u30mxtj30ci0elgpw"}
{"text": "哦，怪不得他们锻炼完都吃香蕉。", "question": "健身房有人说敲打胸部有利于胸肌生长，是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然在看用汉字写的东西，但是看不懂象形文字。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6653860"}
{"text": "咖啡机正在清洁中。", "question": "深夜便利店的那些事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2803082"}
{"text": "你咋才来啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAgZUm5pWtPrAckMVjyfSgU2Pu0GhRjvAMzmFicgYaciaFaYnhvw038ZLQ"}
{"text": "麻将馆", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "妻子试到第五套衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4R3c5AmDEAUZuJ1qGycVEVdU2Mwtnj6r99MeYKYpV0m0ibGHX50b9LTkA"}
{"text": "公布结果！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827166"}
{"text": "最好不要靠近现在的白雪公主，否则会被砰的一下推开，就像那只兔子一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6777177"}
{"text": "初学者rapper", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "朋友的朋友前几天坐车回厦门遇到一个话痨的士司机, 路上司机说:\"告诉你一个秘密哦~我们要罢工了~\"然后厦门的士就罢工了.....", "question": "出租车司机曾经告诉过你哪些不为人知的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电池没电了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDYicuwDpSRM4yrcDia3gr7mwMYLibUBC6MzdBufp4jIICQPya2UmbtX1zw"}
{"text": "莲舫只是闲着没事干。", "question": "就随便说点蓝色子弹之类的事情吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5780123"}
{"text": "我妈：「哎，别一回来就在那玩手机，干点活儿，你去那个哪把那个什么拿来。」我：「什么东西啊？在哪啊？」（一脸懵逼）我妈：「就在那个哪，哎呀我自己去吧，管什么都不能干。」", "question": "中国的家长有哪些让人难以理解的神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "广东名菜：拔丝福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibGnMTgBaLFJTXfmM6FoQkrX5EtibibiarSdtQGo6yYBOcibCnp92iaeN7Dvw"}
{"text": "只有爱和勇气才是朋友。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5919801"}
{"text": "你也在年终结算呀？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "是的先生，自前我们的海葬套餐是自助的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0SZriakERFhHsvf4gRaw8htLXHXLf5PbfUibVdicZmNyzpPB0dH1F5VL4w"}
{"text": "一眼看上去就像立体的一样，“转起来看看吧”。", "question": null, "star": 523, "type": "I2T", "image": "6589504"}
{"text": "喉咙里的话就要说出来了，但是说出来又觉得有点在意，那就张开嘴……好臭啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4798730"}
{"text": "殿啊，我先尝毒味！是我，是我！", "question": null, "star": 17828, "type": "I2T", "image": "1565839"}
{"text": "我想看的是水户黄门...怎么没重播呢，这么多电视台。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5668949"}
{"text": "旁边的人嘲笑你做不了俯卧撑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SqnYIHa49xdRTG8ZeJhNT1oaF3XyFiaUfq5o6r1jU7osTVpkdlQyje1CegnldSfAnPQ1LUwQ1MMqw"}
{"text": "哈哈哈！里面有一个举双手做鬼脸的孩子和一个像史莱克一样的孩子！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2461537"}
{"text": "很快就到中午了，我来通知大家。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4577025"}
{"text": "这次便秘的表情一般啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "跑到主人每天都去，所以应该很好玩的职场一看，一点都开心不起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcdkbe5a5wj30ci0eltd6"}
{"text": "我打电话给她，没想到是妈妈。", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "豌豆公主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVxwHNDHv6cYicdb2aQ7xBiagiaXew3nI12kPb8mAp74IUC4KoY6mYoHkgQ"}
{"text": "糖水贩卖被发现了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7363039"}
{"text": "球的主人高木", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsl0wp96enj30ci0elgoi"}
{"text": "四个人以不同的姿态装死", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3kB9eq3yd3N45BbuUG7plUovXQgZeA6hBPcaVkKK57LsTkzJPnfWPiaSQ"}
{"text": "「要不要跟我打一把……『谢了～改天还你～！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwkcnlchewj30ci0el0xe"}
{"text": "XL OL", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQaEzHQXaNyaIzKuGX4ZfamGFsEtQj6RIVcxkE8mACujh5ZY3aqibUp6g"}
{"text": "不了解花粉症痛苦的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrkKuKFDmxU6x6r7GzFf1up88HpibRw0wicrF8CFBoibDn1XNm3ibd5B7H8w"}
{"text": "发现你混日子或者全力以赴，好像结果都差不多。", "question": "是什么让你逐渐丧失了对一家公司全力献身的热情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在看色情网站被哥哥看到，觉得糟糕透了，但哥哥却说：“我才知道更好的色情网站呢。”", "question": null, "star": 1068, "type": "I2T", "image": "1405446"}
{"text": "披萨", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "如果我们这么可怜，那就干脆改变生活方式吧。 然后，突然间我们就无法沟通了。", "question": null, "star": 70, "type": "I2T", "image": "5729062"}
{"text": "任务完成！门开启", "question": null, "star": 98, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hego95954bj61401hcago02"}
{"text": "但是，Kab还是不会离开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6501520"}
{"text": "如果我的女朋友和我相处了很久，但还是在我面前骂我崇拜的人，那她并不是针对我的偶像，而是针对我。", "question": "我女朋友因为我骂蔡徐坤和我分手了，二十多岁了，也两年了，我很无语，能不能告诉我为什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被诱拐的潘妮警官向便衣警察们发出了“原地待命”的指令", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6icuPY9vrIwicshf03XOVVzRIO8PjzKQyLSoAph7DGKQ1pRRbrntJM16A"}
{"text": "我正在练习模仿Coloke的森进一模仿秀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "92410"}
{"text": "问她住在哪里，她也不知道；问她叫什么名字，她也答不上来。真是把我给难住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021036"}
{"text": "假声）对，当我赶到现场时花瓶已经碎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwh8la1hjpj30ci0eldj9"}
{"text": "把枪忘在厕所里了。", "question": "警察如果去参加相亲，可能会做的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738477"}
{"text": "每次我说撒啊啊阿你就不能别笑了吗？", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3600395"}
{"text": "他说他今天要来玩，所以我特别做了手工艺品~吃什么？顺便说一下，蓝色的是蓝夏威夷口味的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3395273"}
{"text": "姚明在火箭的前期，和弗老大搭档的时候弗老大就很好奇，姚明是不是喜欢吃西红柿就有人问为什么弗老大说：姚明总是在场上说 tomato，tomato后来经调查（严肃脸）姚明在场上说的一直是：tmd", "question": "外国人能不能听懂我们骂人的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们不是人！", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "不需要了……要买新的导航仪。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "7167319"}
{"text": "再往下走一百米吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1387810"}
{"text": "你～快～回～来～我～一～个~人～承~受～不～来～:”』", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwbtjpfbqj20yi1aj7wh"}
{"text": "欢迎观赏传统竞技节目：斗鸡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0JnsMn3icOtQFUIM1V1LunJgNGEcz39hkeSq4gXjltdiawQicnSAv4lFDw"}
{"text": "我已经不想再吃减肥餐了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4152175"}
{"text": "帅哥讨厌你呢！", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "睡着的死神", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998156"}
{"text": "小夫猫给大家展示新买的热带鱼", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "解剖结果出来了，死因是解剖。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFB7K6hzZe4iaCNAx80923WshfPMlIiapiakMCEtD1apyX2S8SpCp9kUMZw"}
{"text": "按照喜怒哀乐来说是哀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4660294"}
{"text": "我爷我奶有文化，公交车上不掐架。我弟我妹家教好，不熊不作不瞎闹。我爸人多不抽烟，我妈坐车不大叫。您家全家素质高，我家和您比不了。", "question": "怎么回击「你家里没老人吗？你没有孩子吗？」之类无耻的道德绑架 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咱们去打棒球吧。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7323799"}
{"text": "最便宜的牙医", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvp59rfkyzj60ci0eltc202"}
{"text": "今天的司机是新手，好爽啊，啊哈哈哈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea3g9cof15j20bz0c13zk"}
{"text": "刚才倒下时压到的百人怎么不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy3uo8fymlj30ci0elq6g"}
{"text": "看！漂起来了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4605285"}
{"text": "输了就要吃烤鸡串。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3114816"}
{"text": "鸡尾酒调制最后一步，加入烟灰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE2ZYAqweM0a1RyhC5mzjtt02sqkzdDXialxslDs1rfRpYpmicsmlpa5RA"}
{"text": "我今天结束了，没有听过6选1的问题，还把六角形的铅笔忘了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1801219"}
{"text": "重庆路标", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGZyXdN6ic1PqPsLtVUkjaxDE4JXibrMVDFEedibtqoibgvKutlqjlNfKSWg"}
{"text": "豪车给人以安全感：最多也就劫色了。换辆面包车你上也是需要勇气的。", "question": "如何看待「半夜在酒吧附近驾豪车搭讪女生搭讪 7 人成功 5 人」的实验结果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是的，她现在就能去吗？你喜欢姐系还是妹妹系的？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1380118"}
{"text": "磨擦，摩擦", "question": "请尽量简短地说。", "star": 6301, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572829"}
{"text": "我曾经有亲戚向我索要画。还特么是油画。听听。 我说，好。第二天，我带上油画颜料，画笔，松节油，画架，画布画框，临摹本。哎呀，这是干嘛啊？我之前那些都不好，我带本书，都是国外大师的画，你挑个喜欢的，我给你画。真的呀？可不。 亲戚挑好一会儿，挑了一个雅姆 · 蒂索的《十月》。我支好画架，拿出画板，开始调颜料。亲戚还很热情的给我拿水果，倒水。把画布刷好后，我开始削铅笔。亲戚就在旁边看我削铅笔。削完铅笔我就开始吃水果。 怎么不画啊？画布还没干呢？亲戚拿出吹风机。 中午在亲戚家好好吃了一顿。下午我开始画九宫格。画了一下午，人像还没画出来。 晚上吃饭时，亲戚给我夹菜，随口问：要画多久啊？我看电视上都画很快的。我一边吃一边说，哪有，电视上都是唬人的。那要多久啊？这个简单，也就一个月吧。第二天，他们全家出门旅游去了。", "question": "怎样合理地拒绝亲戚朋友们无偿索画？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我应该投稿的笑话没有出现在我的主页上。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "智性恋：秃头怪的福音？", "question": "智性恋是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟我贴贴！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "一张图介绍我的人生成就", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3tgvDicuKrol4IXaUoyVMOsFqc3czLbtENSHLzhP0PtbJvoSvD82ic5XiasCkkY9gfXoOYA3I9FRLw"}
{"text": "只有302一户拒绝拆迁", "question": null, "star": 205, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0f9kfke2qj60ww17uah102"}
{"text": "「你们给我准备好」", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1335223"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦：大雄，你偷偷用了我的“菊蜻蜓”对不对？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerrbTtbjjB6xB7cUmHk5sxDrZBcEMV4kATLSpnmfyHR5LcEuIjZ4XLEQ"}
{"text": "木鱼", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208455"}
{"text": "最右作者：123eMA71", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3NmCrAxPsFZfZtVibVib9Xf2XsHqcl1q09A0QTFPbv7FmeALEIk5fvx0w"}
{"text": "无聊的武功传奇被冗长地跳出来讲述。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5136677"}
{"text": "当哈利波特误入星球大战片场却不得不参演时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukG2JD2ZBgou8gNBF55KMue5Q40icYicSQVWq4Ay7PThCIzZtmN7pdibbUw"}
{"text": "想法和预想的不一样。", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "今天好开心哦，明天会更开心吧，哈姆太郎？", "question": "睡觉前说句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4416715"}
{"text": "啊哈～～～～(开心的语气)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5479096"}
{"text": "我喜欢你，别跑掉！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2750110"}
{"text": "打水漂大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicXXvpxhhroicevVnHtnskAyVz6JTVib8HUshGPk5YPyDmQSWZJFvMB4gyQ"}
{"text": "我认为最通俗的解释就是《刑法》中关于「洗钱罪」的表述。", "question": "洗钱到底是怎么一回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当足球运动员学了孔雀舞以后", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "明天戴哪一根假发好呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1fqjd8o4qowj20k40gaac1"}
{"text": "打动商铺时遇到电视台的采访", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVgrBGu0j1JMTMTTKPOZicI0dfOHb1LXiatOR58ptem9nCqtXpBtUDGaXA"}
{"text": "她在她家打翻了东西。", "question": "哎呀，糟糕了，我完全搞砸了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793246"}
{"text": "这只王企鹅宝宝怎么长得不一样？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "虽然撞到头有点担心旦这点小伤应该不至于将来长成傻子吧", "question": null, "star": 555, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1ob0utpwij61181dntik02"}
{"text": "吴懿：我既被捉，如何不降？", "question": "四大名著中有哪些令人「笑出腹肌」的桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手持红旗，堂而皇之地行窃。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3773129"}
{"text": "因为，一剑封猴。哈哈哈，好冷。", "question": "孙悟空为什么不用剑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑背白肚皮企鹅和白背黑肚皮企鹅世世为敌", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "刚买的便当被一盒盒贴上了半价标签", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvszx5nmn7j30ci0eltcb"}
{"text": "蛇！怎么了，回答我！蛇！蛇———！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499031"}
{"text": "她们在一起斗 皇上先死", "question": "巩俐、章子怡、范冰冰、李冰冰、孙俪、赵薇、周迅一起拍宫斗戏谁会先死？还有就是，谁最后留下来呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊！这是什么？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5238737"}
{"text": "笨蛋，你那叫追求事业和爱情！！！！！！", "question": "大学男生最高的追求真的是金钱和女人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火锅底料忘带了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "碧踢了直树，直树被踢。", "question": "田中有许多有趣的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6937907"}
{"text": "婚介所的接待员说话太无情了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl1afpgoqnj30ci0elacg"}
{"text": "对面的Akira好像很着急。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6859711"}
{"text": "印度电影要放音乐了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3picBDqJ2bkNuyRzWLiaxZiafAg71aMwmONiaS27P0SXIpdey5gWJ0SpKnQ"}
{"text": "说不出口...。那种我吃了一次就吐了的东西……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1219846"}
{"text": "重复实验提高可信度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6GchibNH66uVzRDjDdu3aSG5fMyibf71icC6yPpDuiadF9IVPwA86BicSia2Q"}
{"text": "我用这只手指捏了鼻子，信不信由你！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4186955"}
{"text": "沉默的罪犯", "question": "碰巧在银行抢劫犯躲藏的时候，史蒂文·席格刚好在顾客当中。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099068"}
{"text": "汤婆婆", "question": "绝对不想住的旅馆名字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389288"}
{"text": "几个人在相互炫耀自己国家在绿色环保方面的贡献德国人说:“我们关停了鲁尔工业区的高污染产业，现在那里是美丽的公园。”中国人说:“我们在北方沙漠里植树种草，现在那里是美丽的绿洲。”日本人说:“我们国家的污水处理技术先进，连马桶里的水都可以喝。”说着，舀起一瓢马桶水就要往嘴里倒，屋子里有被吓到尖叫的请问尖叫的是（）A.中国人B.德国人C.美国人D.辐射检测器", "question": "有什么关于日本人的笑话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "左手，只需轻轻地扶着", "question": null, "star": 637, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gqmmsgbh0cj60zd1b6dmo02"}
{"text": "我在纽约的新婚生活中开始有些累了……", "question": null, "star": 775, "type": "I2T", "image": "6283254"}
{"text": "怀念家里的蹲便器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8Dibcz11uhmicJGUauGWuiaoE4KhxpgLR4yeba2bGMuSonWrDDPRyJyL4Qmg"}
{"text": "老子要关下臭氧层 评论区 @赵汉卿：消 毒 柜", "question": "如果你是地球，想对人类说什么让他们不要摧毁你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大型犬的流浪狗真可怕。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "7171342"}
{"text": "走吧警长，上班快迟到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPpwZ1EISZMdLTZaWcyx3NPAy4IWbNicbZNibYFX4VjFr7mzaNCw9vFiczg"}
{"text": "你喝的不是午后红茶，而是红茶叶茶。", "question": "我上午喝了下午的红茶，怎么办呢？也请告诉我处理方法。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997364"}
{"text": "报告老大，任务完成", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6nh4pbddtj30ci0eljuz"}
{"text": "你顶到我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tfoSYNvU8qKqbJNkFVnSA0FwWxCewCNYg3gV5hKKpaib2wkdekA786sw"}
{"text": "给你的小心脏盖上一层小被单。ლ（｡◕　▽　◕ლ）", "question": "衬衫的左胸前为什么有个兜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您在这里做吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6843308"}
{"text": "「我家今晚没人，过来吧」收到女同学短信后过去一看还真一个人都没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h44fhvhddhj30ci0eldgq"}
{"text": "米饭：不好，这边是气管！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVx1tsEia9vTXvcibfWsg39iaBPxGtibfZB3f1LRsQZkoU90Q7SQMn5icGR0Q"}
{"text": "我的眼里除了你什么都看不到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8ica7V8TqPD11icDesNsiasPEIJ7y7qo0qRKcraRttN1hNiaQBoG29W8Qhicg"}
{"text": "半夜，一只小鬼躲在被子里悉悉簌簌睡不着。—“怎么了？宝贝儿。”—“妈妈，你说这个世界上，真的会有人吗？”", "question": "你听过或写过最可爱的鬼故事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把一万日元钞票放入人的钱包里。", "question": "高风险、低回报。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6706556"}
{"text": "这是老子穿了一个星期的内裤，小子！", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "7197636"}
{"text": "每日登录奖励", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdyxjpxc9bj30ci0elwgv"}
{"text": "送子鸟迷路了十年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkq0icMWhdJ1ibjHUWPO5XEIxcMZgkCabbxskeK0uq7iaPK5ibuHibibgt76Hg"}
{"text": "病人性别男，不不不，还是填女吧，刚刚割错一个部位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MqQYw7icmeFkjDZHq65kG0k0gpK1gFQdYJQ442ZdTVSHxKEcCgniahtibA"}
{"text": "「戳破纸门，猫粮扣2成」「打碎花瓶，猫粮扣3成」「两件都干了，猫粮扣一半」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc5faw22znj30ci0el78e"}
{"text": "把真正的妈妈还给我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6827646"}
{"text": "诞生于1996，梦想做说唱领袖……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "他叫佐藤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4mi7iv8j3j30ci0eldja"}
{"text": "看到屎就想去碰的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 164, "type": "I2T", "image": "3345058"}
{"text": "小鱼干忘口袋了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZPqCtbZORFHfhUArE8COAoRbiahq9HdCdNBCWu0VuHeaZcnquM6H0Iyw"}
{"text": "多比患有失眠症，眼睛的焦点对不准。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4063322"}
{"text": "部长的话'夏天的声音听到了呢'被新成员全力以赴地发扬光大。", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "2053845"}
{"text": "只有球不向我飞来。", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "4605682"}
{"text": "在国会讨论的内容有点听不懂他们在说什么。", "question": "四分之一的国会议员在隐瞒事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3390970"}
{"text": "我想你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6604037"}
{"text": "我问了，老婆说，你们都去死吧。", "question": "为什么没怎么见过男人问自己的老婆「我和你爸同时掉进水里……」的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毛利小五郎问医生问题在哪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkpKX5Wov5HTsXia95vKdIUHaGnpL1IlSnAwNqI1xDsWDXnEOtDQtvIKA"}
{"text": "这是1965年的空瓶子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6924169"}
{"text": "多比是自由的小精灵，不是免费的！", "question": null, "star": 76, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "和反派的最终决战竟然是在高尔夫球场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eOaZm6cJicDEP56HJz2SvajnCiafMibicw4j5PKQTobLcgSWyTeOCdoZfoA"}
{"text": "往对手身上放毛毛虫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGDqlpehJcRtc6rKYWLHl85u2GiaBvn8UaIUib1SftKhCBLtW0yBHKQkZw"}
{"text": "双手横摆~ 啊小心啊 ~ 但还是避不开。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582586"}
{"text": "正在孩入国家电网", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4Vu6AzXJic5NQrKCmHFXoAWDuJ5wOVV8ZlicZNgG4mIrvat4nBdm6GGSxg"}
{"text": "亲戚家的小孩怎么还不走！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g13jlxvku8j20m80pcq5c"}
{"text": "近五年了，只他一个人给我剪过头发。他给我剪发从没说过话。不会问我贵庚，何处高就。更不会跟相熟的客人搭话放下我不理。虽然气氛这样沉静平和，然而我却从没沉闷，更不会睡去。我只是静静地注视镜子里的自己，和自己飘落的头发。剪发的房间里，他放着音乐。从十八岁的陈绮贞，十九岁的小野丽莎，二十二岁的 cafe del mar，到如今二十五岁的 Nujabes、Billie Holiday。都是我最最喜欢的歌，而且奇妙的附和着我的心境。他给我剪的发型，也跟他放的歌曲一样，长短总是非常和我的心意。而且近五年，总是很稳定。不会出现这次完美，下次完蛋这种发型师常见的情况。这，就是一个穷逼用卡尺型电推子在厕所给自己推平头的故事。", "question": "哪些细节能看出一个理发师是好理发师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "动物死远了看不见，树死原地太显眼……", "question": "国人为什么喜欢放生而不是种树？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我刚打的窝！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTEt3a1nhiaibIfyibwAxRTGHWw0T4IvQmPHqSicSaJrTKglPOktoMCzRaxA"}
{"text": "有一天我跟男票说我买了一个新眼影。他疑惑地问，为什么买一个，两只眼睛不该买两个吗？", "question": "直男是否真的认不出女朋友换没换眼影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“艾瑞克，这不是查尔斯的脑袋！”", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "跟我昨天被偷的眼镜一模一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g69w9b5qy0j20md0n240x"}
{"text": "我点了夏威夷鸡肉套餐，但是有种不好的预感。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3512168"}
{"text": "当遇到不太熟悉的人时。", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "彗星裂了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5303778"}
{"text": "胖虎：大熊，小夫的首级我替你带来了，大仇已报，你可以安心的去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3ciblGCklWs0UcmehXXJL5OfJzXCwMkVQa4CUvY88CVHVTAU2iakico7icSXA"}
{"text": "点完咖喱后会被问您想在餐后吃吗？", "question": "感觉自己的容貌让自己活得不自在。", "star": 66, "type": "T2T", "image": "5244563"}
{"text": "去年的大扫除时最终没用到的清洁工具。", "question": "大扫除时应该丢弃的第一件东西是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6949148"}
{"text": "一次跟我关系特好的表姐了聊天我姐：你爸爸在外面好像有个私生子我：害！问题不大！我们家又没什么家产让他跟我抢我姐：我的意思是，万一人家有，可以给你分点", "question": "自己的爸妈在外有私生子女是个什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "后面几排同学再会儿气马上就讲完了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he2saysp8zj30ci0elaei"}
{"text": "还能再穿一天，不用洗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcfiaX5Z8mjsgibfiavpPRXeGT84IDBXC8RczPicUKVvwqJbTGat2kmhdHvw"}
{"text": "这不是人的脸。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 717, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "水龙头上即将落下的水滴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grs1oqmvy1j30ci0el461"}
{"text": "嘘！他们还没发现我们有十二个人", "question": null, "star": 128, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3iffgfll0j612t126wli02"}
{"text": "我老公不吃黄瓜。因为他读大学的时候参加了一个吃黄瓜比赛，赢了。", "question": "发生了什么导致你从此再不吃某样食物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也有限度。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4273852"}
{"text": "癌细胞：我没想杀他…医生：可是他总归会因你而死！癌细胞：我只想好好活着…医生：他就不想好好活着吗！？癌细胞：那我现在该怎么办？医生：要么你死要么他死。癌细胞：可是我爱他，我们就不能一起…(被打断)医生：开什么玩笑！你只是一颗毒瘤！！你活着他就得死！明白吗！癌细胞：就真的没有别的办法吗？医生点了一根烟：没有办法。癌细胞：为什么，为什么上天对我这么不公平！我为什么就不能和他在一起！医生：那你去问上天，我只是一个普通的医生，我没有这个能力。癌细胞：那我应该怎么死…医生：他不死，你就死不了。癌细胞：真讽刺。。医生熄灭了烟：好自为之吧。", "question": "癌细胞为什么要杀死人，人死了癌细胞不是也死了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去医院打针，一个护士妹妹愣是扎了三次都没扎中，准备扎第四次得时候她犹豫了下，结果放下针头对我说：你等一下。然后走了。我想终于还是换人了，结果过了一会儿进来一个护士说：刚刚那个是实习的。你当我傻吗？！之前那个戴口罩、齐刘海，现在.……口罩取了，齐刘海用夹子夹到了一边，你以为这样我就不认识你了啊？特么工作证不还是同一个么！！！", "question": "你什么时候觉得智商被侮辱了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我收到了坐标信息，这个坐标的地址是...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595975"}
{"text": "自我介绍太简略了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ql8m7X1IkzicMzpMnG9RjvvWxrU0Z4mgCgicN23ZsZot7vA1nTkUVbK0tRUj3ngchGnqfszGIhly1A"}
{"text": "胡说八道，所有芯片原材料都是沙子，再加一吨才两万多的铝，1200？当我们白痴么？最多 800。", "question": "最近流传的的 iPhone 6 成本只要 1200 人民币靠谱吗？为什么会流传出这样的文章？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咳！这不也是塑料泡沫吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3eze0p5cgj30ci0elaav"}
{"text": "爸爸我要出门拱自菜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojszwnzj20ag09e0uf"}
{"text": "我小时候脑袋被驴踢过，缝了 6 针，到现在头上还有个疤，跟人说是小时候调皮撞的，正头顶～", "question": "有什么你想匿名说出的秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地暖太烫", "question": null, "star": 467, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmpi9g9w9rj6118127aen02"}
{"text": "老师给了三个同学每人五元，让他们出去买一件能填满整个教室的东西同学A花五元钱买了一根蜡烛，在屋子里点燃后，瞬间，烛光充满了整座屋子同学B花五元钱买了一袋面粉，洒在屋子里，瞬间，面粉小颗粒洒满了整间教室同学C感觉事情不太对，早早退出了教室，然后老师同学们在教室里炸成了天边的一道晚霞", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柯南真人版海报", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edhh7kjtuyj20b10bpdgq"}
{"text": "那里有自己的身影......", "question": "UFO的内部照片入手后最让我惊讶的事情是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3971092"}
{"text": "今天的金色新大陆非常浓烈。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064937"}
{"text": "我强忍着扭伤的腰痛，好不容易走到了医院，结果发现医院已经关门了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7031600"}
{"text": "你刚才说我哈吉了吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3138591"}
{"text": "秃顶后老婆一直这样叫我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqwWzs92XtGhO3AEEHIZPzBDzHg2NGrhBXrKIrTrJMJlPZMXPjpAlPvQ"}
{"text": "金箍棒有一万三千五百斤，那就算变成绣花针也应该是那么重，绣花针能有多大体积，假设绣花针的体积是 10mm³，那算下来密度就有 1.825×e12kg/m³，这个密度那么大，难道不会形成黑洞吗？对周围物质不产生巨大的吸引力吗？", "question": "《西游记》中有哪些细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "目标是一个穿棕色大衣的男士。是的，在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585052"}
{"text": "阿尔菲因为飞机延误不能来，于是临时决定由别人代替。“预备，星星~天空的~，出发了，唱吧，星星~天空的~”。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3626202"}
{"text": "糟了，这是卸妆水！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQd11gI391fCEUdMmYGZyiaYjw6ibQDq1JXG0tX8B6WG7EKoXLeqdSLkicYw"}
{"text": "这pussy就是我家圣诞老头不再骑我的理由？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "这位先生想要用金星换您的三颗银星", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "然后问对方性别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNpAVjibosZktVSyOXm5qC4HNQaH1rFk3KvVX8v3obbKlc7TQmCuPhBaA"}
{"text": "可能您不明白吧...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6231970"}
{"text": "这堆资料错的乱七八糟的，你根本干不了活儿啊！别坐着了，赶紧重做！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6083090"}
{"text": "斯内普洗头。", "question": "哈利波特中有哪些你实在脑补不出来的画面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还我球！", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "水培泵", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4485466"}
{"text": "一个朋友姓死。不管攻气多强的人喊他名字，都感觉在撒娇。", "question": "稀有姓氏是一种什么样的体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电话接到学校临时放假的通知", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4CJ7P3pKzQh3dtYOHmV8nB9wCCa088LLfB7fic1sYtUSKnnZJ1uxLCtw"}
{"text": "足球孵化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2Cccv4kiavAeJRb7s5s0ichGSf2MLrV9FP2QjaJQF4hIrDxmQuJLqGLepRQXn1miabqiaavsUnIvH1Q"}
{"text": "今天和老婆一起出去吃肥肠面，看到碗里肥肠，突然就想到这个问题。然后我就开始了我的表演，给老婆讲装屎的碗和装屎的肥肠，顺便不经意地提起我在知乎学到的“锚定效应”等名词，还有诸如碗去装屎是烈女失贞而肥肠洗净是浪子回头什么的，以示我思想的深度。没想到她完全没有被我深刻的思想所折服，在淡定地吃完一截肥肠后，她实名反对我的观点，一如既往地表示我说的都是屁。她又挑起一根肥肠，指着它说，为什么我们明知道它装过屎，还要费这么大力气把它洗干净，去除味道，做成食物？那是因为它好吃啊，所以它值得啊！为什么碗装过屎就不要了？因为现在碗便宜啊，几块钱的东西，丢了就丢了呗。随便换个稍微贵点的东西，比如手表什么的掉进马桶了，不是照样捞起来继续用吗？还什么烈女失贞浪子回头的，如果村里只有一个女的其他全是光棍，管她失不失贞都照样一堆人当舔狗；要是那个浪子就是个偷鸡摸狗的隔壁吴老二，他回不回头谁会在乎？然后她总结陈词：只要你有自己独特的优势，就算你还有一堆毛病，大家也会想办法原谅你帮你改进；可如果你可以轻易就被取代，那你只能祈祷不要犯下一点点错误。我一如既往地迅速败下阵来，开始低头默默吃面……", "question": "为什么装过屎的碗洗干净了也不会有人接着盛饭，而装屎很长时间的大肠却会被洗干净吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在街头对砍突然就到了下辈子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3JUjS5rcQmhXjk7S731nUKvQGLo1pibznB97jrW69B2z48VdCa20Dyxg"}
{"text": "上的皮筋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQQ7gmhVCota8F3wvmNJzEQqBzje6Ylam3XY6GrQvC25CqFtGuq2iauQg"}
{"text": "这样我怎么给你做手术！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfH6r3I7Y25H6prbjCIwV5Yvt2WvYsuSqkob1RyxrKiaxnUuCt7UMfDpxQ"}
{"text": "你能把电关了，我想制造点气氛吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1388135"}
{"text": "我是主角。", "question": "电影让你产生过哪些对现实的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们已经提交了退货申请。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6547038"}
{"text": "把镜头拉近点儿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6435456"}
{"text": "狗形机器人", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "俄罗斯-乌克兰-北约", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "安全驾驶提示屏：当您看到我时，您的视野已偏离行驶方向", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HEcib30IslO6YVJGz35SD6FU6EfUI8JgMHdM8WiaickSrUjV2C4sVlGdNw"}
{"text": "麻原在这里吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4343626"}
{"text": "看着挺可怜的...", "question": null, "star": 71, "type": "I2T", "image": "2429960"}
{"text": "你已经五十了，别再仗着辈分小管我要压岁钱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RW5hibeUfvicKgmAZwia2QlmYjwekTByrGibVKwTok4NDomKic4Amw9gcUcA"}
{"text": "哎呀，我把猫丢下了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6445279"}
{"text": "我想尝一尝你的那个。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4397071"}
{"text": "那么，今天早上我们还是去自己发电的区域吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003560"}
{"text": "熊企！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "我以为出差的班主任怎么回来了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865661"}
{"text": "等战争结束了，我就和她结婚！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2538515"}
{"text": "她是我老婆！看着小电影的老张突然没了兴致", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22IEnhuRBmRCLrA9icLVwsJ3f8eaQ0KRDYS7Eur29kT2LRQmzEDYzfrCTg"}
{"text": "不好意思现在大人不在家请等一会儿再来好吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "通过抑制有丝分裂阻止反派自愈的蚁人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib2rMlYBppogFWnPYxjUhwhNuOSwD8br8Snhfb4LAO7d5zsOypVJx9rg"}
{"text": "请注意路易吉的产品。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6877792"}
{"text": "爷爷又要了回去", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "基因结合", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5495861"}
{"text": "送！？赔钱！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsrylpyoozj30ci0el433"}
{"text": "你逛超市还拎袋子？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "刺猬！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "医生：你这种情况一定要环切", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3GOPnR4L3Ke1fofansL3hPrwic7IYlcV5Da1DQGjvefahqIskoCsB2Ow"}
{"text": "如果是我的话，我会说不知道。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "4359164"}
{"text": "抓了这么多同种宝可梦终于爆出两只闪光的了", "question": null, "star": 69, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "饮水思猿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8uaDoZItx12DG4u6qFxxicibvc9vrJFm8Xm8OMItwRFHKpfGHqhMoXGHw"}
{"text": "什么都张嘴说。", "question": "我觉得。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061733"}
{"text": "走路时孛力起的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDqUeL8HxK6rqicm7ILXcZ9gwmrznaNOy2T0d8Sv6Q20XDdxRB1b3IFGJH61s20ZuP4f0yJt94zibQ"}
{"text": "去菜市场的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAh9xZbErjoeHnOQnD6A1AR34PlJBIib4RGIACGP7fTIhCuUbGwX3icgEw"}
{"text": "给我让座", "question": null, "star": 256, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "嘛，赖朝就是我啊。", "question": "请问有关镰仓时代的3本相关书籍/文献。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6570130"}
{"text": "选择了小菜刀的你，哈哈！是我！……放下刀子。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3455519"}
{"text": "你对现在的收入满意吗？有更好的呢。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179347"}
{"text": "对不起，我在Yahoo知道上查了一下。", "question": "孩子不肯睡觉，有什么解决办法吗？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3382902"}
{"text": "麦霸「你要是敢再跟着唱信不信我杀了你」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaj7xnkaqpj20bk0akabd"}
{"text": "手卷寿司做好啦", "question": null, "star": 446, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh6zi72aywj2102102101"}
{"text": "牛顿：他充钱了。地心引力：明白！", "question": "钢铁侠违反物理学吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没的吃，只能看你啃土豆了！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "7346516"}
{"text": "大爷……您抓的不是拐杖啦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ecscywp4o8j20b00ci0tm"}
{"text": "「到地铁站只要 10 分钟。」房产中介说。", "question": "拥有超能力是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁吃了冰箱里的布丁？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6979958"}
{"text": "练习不用手脱内裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxnzqz7ez2j30ci0elgo1"}
{"text": "经理和足球部的人在一起了", "question": null, "star": 1170, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp7pydx9xzj612p1fmk0102"}
{"text": "珍贵的野生飞机消化不良拉肚子场面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotOyZS9iamchb8wLqc4vFNmRnwr2fC06Uceynk13CybggM6vlaFMmzsCA"}
{"text": "人教版教科书熟悉的画风回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltia85ra3QWR6RDJGb3OmFiaN0Mw3h1j7f1exS29JibyiaBzDMeT5GZvIXQ9Q"}
{"text": "我的爱好是书法。请多关照！", "question": null, "star": 252, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gpjckkglnqj60u01400xx02"}
{"text": "你这个家伙，脚长得很不错嘛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6330649"}
{"text": "这个视频已被删除。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "教练说先热一下身结果80分钟过去了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq4cpiyhxfj30ci0el45v"}
{"text": "在路上差点被人沿虚线剪开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicm8rlCFCrEa0dTPNB6KCDpia7ibs3ibRHQIzefibanU8M5QjJhMtHcUJfEw"}
{"text": "孩子们看你从第一页翻到第70页却还是没看到心仪的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSmnkGHE6qmgXmyCky3iact440hicGf7kRMgH1ETseSXicB9o3icjhRibibthg"}
{"text": "只卖蛋白质和白色 T 恤。", "question": "这家叫做松本清的药店是什么样的店呢？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5335713"}
{"text": "淘气地说和平常一样，就开始制作奇怪的东西，让人困惑。", "question": null, "star": 454, "type": "I2T", "image": "7184420"}
{"text": "没嘘过人。", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "机器猫的秘密道具会搞定一切。", "question": "如果明天你崩塌了，我依然爱你。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619238"}
{"text": "波斯猫牌纸巾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "某朋友搬家前把书都借人看了~", "question": "搬家时如何搬书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地狱三头犬里的学霸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEULpo5HKNIibUucicxeia0xpkNabugqa2onoxsBuFszyw205tJ1P1aRqGg"}
{"text": "他说这么走肾的话，你却这么走心的揣测，不在一个频道昂。", "question": "男生总是表示又梦见我了，而且是春梦之中，这代表什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "重播", "question": "我讨厌这样的天气预报。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3641948"}
{"text": "字典", "question": "看不明白所以放弃了的时候。", "star": 4311, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181728"}
{"text": "一直以为希特勒已经自杀身亡，直到后来我收到了他的短信。", "question": "你曾经对二战有什么错误认识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈啊哈...你说现在带的是什么奖牌？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6037759"}
{"text": "老妈突然走进房间时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc68osgqjrj30ci0el42f"}
{"text": "这样就可以了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6856385"}
{"text": "这个憨憨会在瓜 6 指证奸夫是温实初的时候，惊慌失措的跳出来，问嬛嬛：「嬛儿，怎么可能，你我不是才情投意合吗？」", "question": "《甄嬛传》滴血认亲的时候，如果果郡王在，结果会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的哭了啊？", "question": null, "star": 372, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "我在北京市内的7-11便利店遇到了一个服务态度差的家伙。", "question": "请向7-11投诉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383026"}
{"text": "如果能去就去啦~ 和 对不起，我睡着了~", "question": "说话方式不同但意思相同。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6267185"}
{"text": "T=T", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "你是怎么抓到跟体型一样大的猎物的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70us7qIhbb71nm2LrEiaX6iaicBd8x714w9feKmiabibDPUuaziaf3QH0Q4c554w"}
{"text": "我曾经丢过一个手机，3500+ 软妹币，当时是和同学出去玩的时候丢的，回家之后特别沮丧。我姥姥特别生气，但又因为是扒手偷的不能全怪我，但她心疼啊！所以她憋了半天终于说了一句:叫你今天不要穿高跟鞋逛街吧！你看怎么样！手机丢了吧！exo me ？！", "question": "中国家长有哪些不可理喻的神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "屁大的事，我还以为摸你手了。", "question": "男朋友第一次来我家过夜，就在我被窝里放了个屁，他在我面前是不是太放得开了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前年回老家办理了 1200 一年的 20M 光纤，因为偶尔回家会用，然后邻居知道后，就询问密码，父母仁义，告知他们。没几天，家门口排排坐，一共有十几个小朋友在门口蹭网 ，很是壮观。过了半年又回家，仍然还是一群小孩子排排坐在门口，但是父母让我改密码，因为那些小朋友考差了，家长就找到我父母告状，说我的 Wi-Fi 害得他们小孩没考好 (ಥ_ಥ)，于是改了，邻居又说，是不是不想让他们用？于是凌乱了(ಥ﹏ಥ)", "question": "如果把 Wi-Fi 不加密给乡里乡亲用，有何风险？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "总担心他披萨切得不一样大", "question": null, "star": 279, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glhy5f1lnrj610112en3602"}
{"text": "只要有老师的这个视频我考试就能一直得满分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60NGbficlxnmJ4z02yI3eN6pWKI8fOxyZrJiapBwP76cQ2wsiaxWaMZRaiaw"}
{"text": "在家把冰箱冷藏层叫 4℃，把冷冻层叫 -20！一开口说把剩菜放四度，全家都蒙圈。", "question": "有一个学生物的男朋友是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本以为又假装兜风开去宠物医院结果路过时并没有停下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqa5r9i8xmj30ci0elqan"}
{"text": "说出来你们可能不信，真是花瓶先动的手！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etojy35m48j20920c1dhr"}
{"text": "和一个看起来很凄惨、麻烦的家伙肩膀撞到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5701830"}
{"text": "麦丽素以为吃完了结果还有一颗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKkWIBiaA0BNNt8ribL0MSZaS6B1QXicic2cRKINEMKndKHRTX1pQbLr4Ftg"}
{"text": "人的一切痛苦，本质上都是对自己的无能的愤怒。——王小波", "question": "为什么男人发现女人假装高潮会很讨厌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在巴士上看到一个萌妹子正叼着面包跑向拐角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heoqw2d7mxj30ci0el424"}
{"text": "爸爸的商会。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6877792"}
{"text": "「今晚可别想睡觉~?」误发送给了上司", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw27zinsy8j30ci0eldj4"}
{"text": "分手的时候比较纠结。", "question": "男朋友长得非常帅是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以阿兹特克遗迹出土的古文物为例的演讲打动了班级的学者实习生们的心。", "question": "请问能告诉我三年级K班贤者老师的第一感动故事吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4049959"}
{"text": "看论文时候一个「显然」推了我一下午。", "question": "作为程序员，你在编程时吃了哪些数学的亏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然开始说起了相声。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093261"}
{"text": "最爱国的，是你的胃。留学一年，最大的感触。", "question": "为什么 2010 年来很多海外留学的中国人已经拿到绿卡了却又纷纷回中国发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是视频连线呀？", "question": null, "star": 283, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grc9zvy5i2j61001c07d402"}
{"text": "从没见过剧场版的剧本吧~666", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgm3wvkqezj30ci0elju9"}
{"text": "好像不能投稿的照片出现在了广告里。", "question": "这里不对劲，出了问题。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4068769"}
{"text": "因为太多的心理状态和想法被认为是男性专利了。", "question": "为什么部分女性在心理上特别男性化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所以我说了很多次我不喜欢！", "question": "请不要让我难堪/为难我。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2492390"}
{"text": "对线不小心吃到了莫甘娜的Q技能之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltia3UPCOURVrQeKSoOZ0Y3G7NLxPXLN0vvdPmicqDBuWpqYLbb2QicEyMfQ"}
{"text": "一下想不起名字了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hh98m5mijjj30ci0elaap"}
{"text": "自动驾驶", "question": "百元店疯狂购物时常见的事情", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4651305"}
{"text": "往好的方向想，他代码技术将永远赶不上你了。", "question": "前端同事被富婆包养了，在深圳买了房，他代码技术远不如我，现在心里很不平衡，如何调节自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个是他从学校一路踢回家的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6fp57IXVyM6p2icejmicWfibjAV02icfclOiaTvyG21c9LSXdTRQYUrPrHcw"}
{"text": "哈啊哈，我醉了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6878054"}
{"text": "村里人都得了一种怪病，动不动就问“如何以XXX开头写一篇小说。”", "question": "如何以「村子里的人都得了一种怪病」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是猪肉的饭团。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1409718"}
{"text": "哦，讨厌讨厌，从刚才开始你就一直用鱼钩瞄准我的裙子对吧？", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "6504815"}
{"text": "当初。", "question": "买房的最佳时机是什么时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找一套司法考试的卷子，做上十道题，然后对一下答案。如果 10 个单选能蒙对 3 个，剩下 7 个看了答案解析也能看懂，我觉得就算适合学习。这个不限年龄不限时间，随时可以测试。如果想测试自己适合不适合做律师，也挺简单，找一个健身房、辅导班交一笔钱，然后自己想办法把钱要回来。如果能要回来，就可以开始帮朋友要这个钱，朋友就可能给你发个红包什么的。律师干的大致上就是这样的事儿，无非是执照和标的额可能有差别。（一本正经的胡说八道）", "question": "怎样知道自己是否适合学习法学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "克里姆林宫出现月亮了哟～～～～来吧来吧一起来～～～～是庙会哦～～～～", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6461314"}
{"text": "啊……那个……多谢各位大姐头出手相助！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ggowq9emj30ci0eldkk"}
{"text": "下午上班总是犯困想睡觉，晚上该睡觉的时候却睡不着，精力满满能做好多事儿。充分说明了世界就是一个虚拟在线游戏，睡眠相当于短暂离线。下午同时做事的人太多，服务器满载，个体加载资源的时候会变得卡顿（下午一思考就犯困），而晚上离线的人多，加载资源的时候变得异常高效，文思如尿崩。 你可能会说不对呀，你睡着的时候地球另一头的人还是清醒着的。很简单，这个虚拟世界是按照区域或者国家划分服务器的，中国应该是服务器压力最大的艾欧尼亚吧。", "question": "如果世界是虚拟的，那么有哪些证据可以证明这一点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我模仿了猫头鹰的样子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5872668"}
{"text": "你们能看到吗？火焰是蓝色的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1uQzlibnTwLwkSuEVvTX2KEPLTqtGQIicZxk3Sqa7NpLyh0RDhTtpibCUlQ"}
{"text": "乔装侦查失败了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRllylBKoXkNbOziaKOGicI3F4iagWnxKqeibqQI0KCFOWUV9goqY76HUO6ng"}
{"text": "塑料的原料其实是石油，这个有时大家并不知道。", "question": "我感到无知是可怕的。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6849580"}
{"text": "牛进圈了从此有了稳定的饲料来源但想乱吃点别的什么就不太可能了", "question": "从恋爱走向结婚，对于一个男人意味着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「接下来只需拉开拉链模仿大象就这么简单」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9yvwpa6o3j20as0cnjs6"}
{"text": "咱儿子真厉害！！从学校一路踢回来的呦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEfojgRM3df5uHygLAhHZ7tq4eInhjzoGntkzSIxgtOPoXBjj6ibibworw"}
{"text": "暗号？“小鸡炖蘑菇自己人”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw6xbx8fn7j20yi1b11kx"}
{"text": "“买把伞，二十是吧？”“两百。”“你怎么不去抢！傻 X 才买！”三分钟后。“两百是吧，来一把。”“二百五。”", "question": "不提雨，怎么描写雨很大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小豆汁儿、小水疙瘩、小麻豆腐、小腊八蒜、小猪头肉、小冻带鱼......这孩子得多味儿呀。", "question": "为什么很多孩子小名都是「小汤圆」等南方菜，很少见北方菜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你能救救那个太阳吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3240452"}
{"text": "合适呀，不要认为小朋友什么都不懂就瞎忽悠，虽然他真的不太懂，可是他会记住爸爸的认真态度，还有这种不完全把他当作小朋友的信任感。", "question": "父母给自己四五岁的孩子讲解空气动力学之类的高专业性知识，合适吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次再往里撒尿，就和这个罐子下场一样哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0QoicibQmW5P1hncZnno4WK03RMvkWAdA3yFSh9WOtLaPtVChtxS5ibuoA"}
{"text": "可是现在是谁在开车呢", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "额头窄了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3549759"}
{"text": "哎呀，最近不是那个心理变态角色崛川君，而是我变成了主角。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7300488"}
{"text": "少林铜人在含有硝酸银的水中洗完澡后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaunsiacclBZiaFU1sFicdYM2fk5Yu1kv5y096fYIUgDlP4hv4CF9oTmiacQ"}
{"text": "如果连猫狗老鼠都会捡，为什么你却不肯捡我——魔术师前田知洋！", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "5349899"}
{"text": "我想只吃巧克力夹心的巧克力。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5819259"}
{"text": "「嗯！我没事哦～」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqz6t4uh4vj30ci0elwik"}
{"text": "男朋友竟然没发现我换了领结", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "“你这猫长得跟我一样，还是别晒了”。", "question": "怎样委婉地告诉晒猫狂魔室友，我觉得她的猫很丑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把我的自行车还给我。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "1682680"}
{"text": "你扔的你自己捡去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMV1Hy1xib7oQUaDZ3V52LxllqR6KiaBwtzRQPGOXn0Lvykv1iaN44mqZTKA"}
{"text": "因习惯了表演头疼脑热而在周末早上也戏精附体的傻儿子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwfuikcsx8j20yi1abx2e"}
{"text": "研一，我研究生导师看我单身，分配了一个单身的学妹让我去带。研二，老板看我还是单身，于是又分配了一个单身的学妹让我去带。又一年过去，研三，我，剑圣的跳刀，手下师妹无数，仍旧单身，于是我老板……………………给我分配了一个单身的学弟", "question": "你们的老师做过什么惊为天人的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "课题组有个加了导师的群，群名当然一本正经。然后又私下建了没导师的群……之前叫「师父被妖怪抓走了」。", "question": "你手机里那些有意思的微信群名称？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对钱包的体贴", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "我找到了这么大的怪兽！相信我！真的存在哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423760"}
{"text": "用充气娃娃时老爸突然进来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHXuAHias3gk9weN1ORgqBlOzdeUb4umSJPA6jNIpurSTRJCYQn78baibQ"}
{"text": "我以前听人家说来广西就会在一声声靓仔中迷失自己来这里上大学了以后为什么叫我叼毛。。。", "question": "外省人眼中的广西是咋样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他的手指要是有个三长两短，我就要了你的命。我摊开了我的手，谁不是三长两短。", "question": "你看过最恶心的小说剧情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哥们儿用了织物柔顺剂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibUfmoKdJ3uRoIAianz2TeicPnBibPeh4QhXpwNkR5icnicaLjPXt7zvzMQJA"}
{"text": "没戴眼镜的话就不能算第三个成员，很抱歉让你特地来一趟。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2894152"}
{"text": "是“可憐白髪生”。不是“可憐白發生”。", "question": "辛弃疾的《破阵子》中那句「可怜白发生」是理解成「白发长出」还是「没有发生过」更好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洒水车。一次听到楼下传来合成器音乐声，我的第一反应是：下雨天怎么还有洒水车？德国长大的同事的疑惑是：这么冷怎么还有卖冰淇淋的？阵营分明。", "question": "有哪些中华人民共和国习惯是苏联影响的遗留？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在寻找的孩子们的照片。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "女朋友的风筝有点过于惊世骇俗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBvHuBUZEsuQO8tOkdqtGaF5NU64tvsHDGSY2kTMRFQZDO5G4IJGObAQ"}
{"text": "蜕皮", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3427715"}
{"text": "等一下，我闻到了咖喱的香味！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1566793"}
{"text": "下水道里用过的套套", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5rdkiaK8LWt3X0HSl4Y9QkHyNHpXhfxVuLKChJJ9FbcoMAODMpe1tKAA"}
{"text": "这种年轻人属于被打就还手的类型。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3802064"}
{"text": "自助餐台前等待补货的我", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "还有...再过五年...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286860"}
{"text": "狗是人类最好的朋友", "question": "从动画《犬夜叉》可以看出什么人生哲理吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼睛充血。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6970691"}
{"text": "商务休闲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5226534"}
{"text": "列车刚要启动，发现铁轨上有位老太太趴着不动，我赶紧按下紧急停车按钮。就在那一刹那，系好鞋带的她起身离开了。", "question": null, "star": 1210, "type": "I2T", "image": "640563"}
{"text": "那个角落很容易出界，所以比赛当天会用上双层滚轮。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7320398"}
{"text": "你把简的事情误认为是玛丽了吗？", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "我们带来了各自带来的食材举行烧烤会，但是所有人都只带了西瓜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2611181"}
{"text": "我最引以为傲的冷笑话列表，让我给你看看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6528960"}
{"text": "我爱你。", "question": "稍微改动一下曲子的歌词。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792884"}
{"text": "哎呀没开盖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqIGmqQ6kqMqcaJzianhShxYmEeYPUIQzn0vhly663X4J1uE9zk5aoS8A"}
{"text": "鼓槌被强力胶粘在鼓面上了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "我可不好意思说我的名字还没定下来呢！", "question": "告诉我为什么连名字都不想透露的理由。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2464122"}
{"text": "大学都 gap 4 年了还没够啊。", "question": "毕业了要不要 Gap Year？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在找什么？还是和我跳舞吧？", "question": "你说话我有点听不懂。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387965"}
{"text": "死了。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "我去接朋友的孩子放学，幼儿园。怕他尴尬我便没话找话：你们学校门口好多车啊！他冷冷地说了句：你以为就你有车啊！", "question": "哪些熊孩子的神句震惊了你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人类女孩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyZXPtQy52JPA68yD1eUPbL18yGZlw4icMFsHxxGY8QYycUJoHGhib979A"}
{"text": "喜欢她,追了她快3年,被拒绝十多次,一直以来,对方对我可以说是完全不假辞色。请吃不去,礼物不收,随手发卡。然后就在最近,对方前天一夜之间忽然大转变,居然主动约起我来,说说笑笑加撒娇,还对其他人说,我一直等着她,让她觉得很幸福。我幸福的要晕了..发到网上求祝福..大家最靠谱的回复是“拖半年,肚子沒大再說”", "question": "遇到了之前的女神勾引我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "反正你也看不到少写一行又怎样", "question": "你会怎么写三行情书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看看哪个倒霉蛋被老师点名！………是我。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHSjNjxEDeoVjE6j2KwQCamOyy4Gnia3Kb0zcYLNDH3pL2V1YmicWqU6Kg"}
{"text": "前后，前后对比", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388241"}
{"text": "因为他粉的是灭霸啊。", "question": "《复联 3》为什么电影院里会有人笑出声来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抓到了小偷，他们做了件不得了的事情。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6732232"}
{"text": "你真的辞职了中华料理店吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6963090"}
{"text": "美漫的反派头目", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4176136"}
{"text": "吃这个的话，绝对还是生的好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5287071"}
{"text": "控评", "question": null, "star": 1880, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "三个人民币玩家和一个免费玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQDRoWJpMIYL8PlpQic3Oa2LHibMaSbFVjtxlr2Tsicia1gT5iagicrDXPOkhA"}
{"text": "别玩这种应用啊！", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "第六册格外厚", "question": null, "star": 595, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjortfhvkgj613l14vwlt02"}
{"text": "请保重身体。", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "哎，我这样的老家伙还从来没被人这样涮过呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5194365"}
{"text": "捅我的人只拿了个留校察看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3wFKKRGzCYqw8NOEDaN9hfAmTsmp45qK7HrgYF582Cu3adZUjnrfjwg"}
{"text": "异世界转生", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7309171"}
{"text": "偷窃定河神针未遂", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "给啄木鸟记绩效", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QGA1r2FP5HjZ8xXHUWo2j92JicXrzN20efXUqHgNDBmib0Wic67nDZSbW90U2NFYdibib6KPvjUgz2Zjg"}
{"text": "收购", "question": "请问在卡拉OK中如何得到高分？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3843293"}
{"text": "稍微等一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763861"}
{"text": "其中的一个原因是，如果你节约成功了，你就再也不会去想赚钱的事情了。", "question": "为什么「节约的人富不了，会花钱的人才懂赚钱」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻乎乎的☆9999", "question": "虽然不是什么好笑的事情，但还是想看一次的风景是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6943990"}
{"text": "今天新来的打杂工开始摆起了架势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcwr77yrowj30ci0el0x1"}
{"text": "喂！给点零花钱！", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "提问：被子与作业孰旧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKflOv8jptYL7cDTcaYSKcedSiajHgP7paBsQD3M00BzGgjkLa1ibTTicrw"}
{"text": "和几个朋友一起吃完饭准备结账时，有人提议：「谁长得最丑，谁结账！」老板扫了我们一圈说：「你们打算 AA 么？」又一次吃完饭结账时，有人提议：「谁长得最好看，谁结账！」老板瞪了我们一眼说：「好哇，你们打算吃霸王餐？」", "question": "一个没有情商的卖家是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拜托来家访的老师不要给我看奇怪的东西。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334074"}
{"text": "1.吴三桂作为明末镇守山海关的辽东军阀，在明廷覆灭之后，不可避免的要进行政治战队。历史上吴三桂选择了后金，但是无论怎样选，被多尔衮或者被李自成取关，他都会把“关”视为一个交易条件，在政治商场上卖个好价钱，被取关的时候，他的心理活动大概是“啧，不知道卖赔了没有”？2.当年希腊和波斯作战的时候，斯巴达王列奥尼达率领希腊联军镇守温泉关，本来可以僵持的局面，被埃彼阿提斯给波斯军带路绕到温泉关背后，使得波斯军可以夹击希腊联军而使温泉关失守。被薛西斯取关的列奥尼达之心情，在他去温泉关之前就有所表现，当时他向妻子歌果告别，留下了遗言：“嫁个好人，养群好孩子”。3.《三国演义》当中，关羽在辞别曹操寻找刘备的路上，取东岭关时杀孔秀，取洛阳城时杀韩福、孟坦，取汜水关时杀卞喜，取荥阳时杀太守王植，取黄河渡口时杀秦琪，称“过五关斩六将”。因为是在文艺作品中，六将纯属 NPC 性质，他们的情感和思维，就无从而知了。综上，被人取关，有的是把关当做价码，有的是把关当做是责任，有的则是剧情使然，被人取关的感受和体验，关键是如何看待“自己”“取关者”与“关”之间的关系，感到伤心往往是把自己置身于同情守关者的角度上，换一个角度也许会触发出其他的情感。当然，如果自己涉身其中，恐怕也就没得选择了，毕竟超脱出自己的视野，来到客观角度来看问题，不是每个人都具备的能力。", "question": "被人取关是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肯定是相亲遇到 BAT 的员工，不好意思问人家薪酬了。", "question": "在 BAT 工作三年的普通员工拿多少工资？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不觉得我国国徽在扁平化上已经领先对手两百年吗？", "question": "如何评价中国国徽的设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的好运物品还是明天的好运物品？", "question": "苹果汁和土豆沙拉的根本区别是什么？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663142"}
{"text": "针对（各种）症状，最好第一时间（遵守医嘱），最好不要（带管制刀具）。", "question": "有那些被忽略的医学常识，可以让普通人自行处理伤病？（句式最好为针对___症状，最好第一时间___，最好不要__）", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们蔡家难得有点儿动静。小学的时候学四大发明看到蔡伦，我激动地告诉周围的同学，这是我的老祖宗，多少多少代，家谱上有。还很自豪的告诉他们，宦官是古代很大的一种官。", "question": "从史书中看到自己的祖先是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天老师给大家讲一下食物链", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz7bwqtugrj20mj0mjgox"}
{"text": "沉睡的小五郎", "question": null, "star": 3599, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "村子里的人都得了一种怪病：要么早上说真话，下午说假话；要么早上说假话，下午说真话。一个十分聪明的探险者到了这个村子，他不知道现在是早上还是下午。这时他遇见了一个人，于是问了这个人 x 个问题，然后他就知道了现在是早上还是下午。求 x 的最小值和这 x 个问题。", "question": "如何以「村子里的人都得了一种怪病」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看着家里的男主人和女主人为了推脱谁周末照顾自己而吵架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibIVJdgR9lVPjRU8nibSJnfHd4v9OIJ8NWp3U4ibNReEAOQmawwwL3MEPw"}
{"text": "杜甫写了石壕吏，是不是就得娶村中老妪？李白写了清平调，是不是就得娶杨玉环？岑参写走马川行奉送出师西征，是不是就得娶封常清？", "question": "为什么白居易写了《琵琶行》却不娶琵琶女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给我来两个勺", "question": null, "star": 662, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjib7ecygdj60v215f46702"}
{"text": "因为很温暖嘛。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1766810"}
{"text": "长官家起火了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hao8xjbcchj30ci0eln1k"}
{"text": "伪装成牛", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361946"}
{"text": "最高的那个是被烧焦的家伙。", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "“奶油缸被糟蹋一案，铁证如山，你还有什么想说的吗，小黑？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7uibw0y6AB8PSPrKicfMlm0QicN6zr7vFEyMgEyiaYbz1OEib1cgQqHLuDug"}
{"text": "自我之地", "question": "想不想稍微把观光旅行的名字改一改？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4263414"}
{"text": "研讨会变成了自习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g9ksx7q7q4j210o10odn7"}
{"text": "和好日电小唐你愿意陪我百手起家吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5M1b4ib3te1h54e1pLZZsOQam3zYKw35cibzjDmv3ThLiauAdTNQR6LTWicA"}
{"text": "（间奏58秒）", "question": null, "star": 348, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr6hgxm6nnj60uq14077e02"}
{"text": "无法入眠？别怕，羊来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3gyuin294j20yi1dqk59"}
{"text": "快把摩托藏起来有大象骑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EqaLQrLgcd4KchVJ1kuWeHVUJFuBEiayKjA3Is3aUFib8DoaxSgHibicAb7CoF3nzWrX66WIFubYMib0w"}
{"text": "事后报告", "question": "我讨厌这样的天气预报。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3641948"}
{"text": "你有一部 5TB 的硬盘，可是你只能以几 Byte/s 的速度读写，很多格式无法读写，时间久了数据还会自动清除，这合理吗？人类的大脑差不多就这个情况……", "question": "这个世界有哪些不合理的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷你看，一卷纸有这么长～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3tzOQkz4nP6RplIN33YiaBGmr0xiadmUxNHRsjEk0b7WYF9q72vsjpnvQ"}
{"text": "“你牙齿里面有菜叶。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "这就像我们总说万恶的资本主义再过几年就要玩完了。", "question": "一般的舆论都认为 Apple 或 iPhone 不行了，各种 Android 机舆论却很好，是不是 Apple 真的不行了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朝那边喊喂！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6231837"}
{"text": "我觉得在网吧有线鼠标就不会被取代", "question": "有线鼠标会被无线鼠标取代吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天呢☆给金鱼的Yuki做了手相占卜，结果说你的心灵很美好哦……", "question": null, "star": 84, "type": "I2T", "image": "2873410"}
{"text": "不要再捏我的奶头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerH088wTwDVVaJnh2cYQPAYEqVicLSkybYu2tPNh07NgoibDHxFWVm24Dg"}
{"text": "我想被关注，所以保持这张脸三小时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1453354"}
{"text": "本周的大惊奇机械出发！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6461232"}
{"text": "你不是我爸爸，是假的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6650236"}
{"text": "往越南丛林喊了一声立正", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKTFMI7V82rTBibb9xl9jUibmoEl7gwlafZ1KaV4Fvfc1iabPRyt6BueqtQ"}
{"text": "还没撞到角呢...嘻嘻，这是第十五个了，我已经吃不下了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6457798"}
{"text": "我叫了一个巴西人过来，但当我告诉他这里就是巴西时，他感到绝望。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4382601"}
{"text": "下辈子记得惜命", "question": null, "star": 401, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grlgk644iej6119124ah902"}
{"text": "狗呆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "欢迎来到 2020 年，我是你的支付宝钱包，我的余额是零。 欢迎来到 2020 年，我是你的微信钱包，我的余额是零。 欢迎来到 2020 年，我是你的 QQ 钱包，我的余额是零。 欢迎来到 2020 年，我是你的百度钱包，我的余额是零。 欢迎来到 2020 年，我是你的花呗，你当前无法使用花呗购物。 欢迎来到 2020 年，我是你去年在地摊上买的真皮钱包，我空了，破了，你的一毛钱硬币刚刚掉地上了。。。。。", "question": "如何以「欢迎来到 2020 年」为开头，写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宇宙里哪会有什么外星人啊，就连你迈克尔也这么想吧。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5620257"}
{"text": "天若有情", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "这是什么，感觉很好啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5313028"}
{"text": "叫他帮我盖上沙子，他却拿了混凝土", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7ZAtxFV8n10hOSicolv5l3oI0xJsGFKfvea7RxoeL3vJvOlCDVS27AtA"}
{"text": "我妈说，我人生说的第一句话不是妈妈也不是爸爸，是我六个月的时候在老家吃到了馄饨，然后憋出一句「好吃」，因为只有六个月所以大家惊呆了，都不信，结果又喂了我一口馄饨，我又清清楚楚讲了一句「好吃」，技惊四座。之后又是好多个月没说话……差不多到十一个月才正式开始慢慢说话的……", "question": "什么是真正的吃货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "理发时为避免太尴尬假装睡觉的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "錢。", "question": "媒体网站有哪些好的机制，能激励编辑、作者长期写出高质量的文章？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自己的笑话能得20颗以上的星星。", "question": "请告诉我那个令你忍不住看了七遍的瞬间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343983"}
{"text": "哥们儿用了织物柔顺剂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQrh1jrBeiaEnHxGdwj2f3ff9y9j8mvhiaFrdzMtZRGScjOhY3ypmbuLVQ"}
{"text": "张三丰教张无忌太极拳那段，「忘了一半……忘了四分之三……全忘了」「好，你可以上了~~~」，尼玛，一到考试就想起那段……", "question": "金庸小说里，让你印象最深的是哪一段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "建议你炒股。只要你多研究、多学习，你就会发现股市的乐趣。不用 1 个月，你的 2 万就可以变成 1 万。不用半年，你的 1 万就可能被 st 掉到 1 千。不用 1 年，你的 2 万就可能被退市变为 0 元。 但是不要慌脏、不要难过！因为你在年轻的时候，2 万炒股亏到渣都没有的心情，会让你一辈子都记住！当以后你有 20 万、200 万、2000 万的时候，你都不会再去碰股市。这将为你省下多少钱！", "question": "一个 23 岁的年轻人，手上有 2 万有什么好的理财建议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "难道真有傻子认为“距离产生美”指的是空间的距离？我来翻译一下：实际上是不了解让你产生了想象——因自作多情产生了美。", "question": "既然「距离产生美」，那么为什么分居两地的恋人容易分手？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尽管没有医生执照，却滥用麻醉药。", "question": "名侦探柯南改名为工藤新一是为什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7144747"}
{"text": "复仇的时候到了——「你看别人家的爸爸，天天出去上班。看看你，就知道玩游戏。」", "question": "50 多岁父亲长时间玩 PS4，是否应该劝阻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他在足球方面是明星球员，但在躲避球游戏中就变得很糟糕。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3838653"}
{"text": "我这就睡觉还不行么？别再射了，柯南君！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejy8c0orxyj20b10agjsy"}
{"text": "在你生气的时候，在背后嘲笑你的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967380"}
{"text": "你可以去把路边的蚂蚁窝拆了，顺便再捉几只塞嘴里，体验一把巨人的感觉", "question": "看了进击的巨人不想上学了，想变巨人咋办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊啊……别抓着乱摇晃！不是鼓棒，是砧板！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7232821"}
{"text": "公开求婚进展顺利，想假装是别人的模样。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6761325"}
{"text": "一广告上不是说国王式的待遇吗？一对呀，路易十六！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20Pu8d1vzmd7huT5e5gGPllnNab2ZsE83y4zib8YYLbic423vvyj7dBUTw"}
{"text": "我只是在听关于USJ的感受而已。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1079134"}
{"text": "把你右手打断的人", "question": null, "star": 1254, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "进gay群的自我介绍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKSCNVpNjQ4hnG7l1GAnVguzSWxo21c924iay2olGXiamdk5Mgj4PKftnw"}
{"text": "导师讲完了，准备领鸡蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8dbuvhibL6Ron328QqicWRv5hnDrCWBHL7llHndWLeLtxczw6u1mQu6iaA"}
{"text": "带点方言……", "question": "目前，人工智能语音在说中文时的语气感觉上还比较机械，怎样使人工智能语音的语气更自然一些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拿破仑在某个地方被击败了。", "question": null, "star": 1008, "type": "I2T", "image": "1569298"}
{"text": "全力以赴的行为。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5352682"}
{"text": "请问能借我一点防晒霜吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "你能帮我把方向调好吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6331337"}
{"text": "都已经回忆到自己婴儿时代了，还是想不起来大门钥匙放哪里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9Yr2Uvf7edKyLpicpXqBQGEYEibggic2W0QK2b6TXNnMFxLmk4MeKUN8t6Q"}
{"text": "额上有像蛇一样的纹路的人匆匆忙忙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2803350"}
{"text": "这样就能哄孩子睡觉了，是吗？真的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6125580"}
{"text": "爷爷的假牙意外地适合", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uWVIMzMWtNqoFyvRUMt8oxjpoECjfHnX3IqLL8bE8GduibxaVTBUUJQA"}
{"text": "冬天的坐便器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1udmrF7icaz3a6yeD6zVpjaX4ahxMEXUZSCN5IbSC79v8taUlM2hysibvw"}
{"text": "这个问题就像康师傅牛肉面一样，十来年了，据说那头牛还只是皮外伤。", "question": "农夫山泉一年卖那么多，长白山不会枯竭吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，那个孩子说什么呢？说什么屁股是星星的人啊，又不是妮可酱是星星的人。唉，真是的，笨蛋~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6682440"}
{"text": "棒球队员", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6451715"}
{"text": "在紧急停下的电梯内，没想到竟然有人放屁。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4366375"}
{"text": "为什么不愿意买第一排的票", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "我四年没洗牙了，觉得隔太久了，就去洗了一次。医生问我多久没洗了，我不好意思，说一年多了。他说你这种情况，两年洗一次也没问题。所以我打算八年以后再去……", "question": "有多少人真的隔半年就去洗一次牙？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不会，我一定更要好好上班！！！平时看不惯的事，就怼回去！安排工作不合适，就怼回去！傻 X 上级讲错话，当面指出来！关系户装 X 偷懒，当面骂死他！就按规定办事，谁说也没用！做一个全心全意为人民服务的有钱人！！！！", "question": "中了五千万你会立马离职吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么又出来了？！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "这光头理发师真好笑啊。你是被卖掉的吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388850"}
{"text": "大便太干燥了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLciaD0ZDGapzHsJXCL3qlmub3VTBqHHJa9WNRiaNhibeMBo5kkxj7sWDD5w"}
{"text": "横眉冷对谦夫指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MW10kz8eiakPHo2daZfjtuBy7gib0ftTOIW2wctCBfsVd78p5P7xMvwicA"}
{"text": "关于“全校统一穿裙子”的投票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj4vo7KzmmwIl5g9RhYyRhoVq8EpW8icdibBvV8LCkzYOl2DKZK9DWtgVA"}
{"text": "你藏大枪呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929466"}
{"text": "正步走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9Y1AEbRxjxDef2V6By1odZCzlFY5iaj1bQibibJocZ0akpKXBwK0wsia25GA"}
{"text": "请看下集：全身骨折！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0tcQT70ajwPjGib95FmkbsFqSmHaOR9Jh1zEtTfIhPpCCrIJ95BcfwPhA"}
{"text": "灰姑娘，我们今晚要去城堡参加武斗会，在家乖乖打扫健身器具哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3ifdocsq7j30ci0elaec"}
{"text": "不像屏幕前的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcgzzcva5xj30ci0elwhl"}
{"text": ".便宜的是光滑的，贵点的是毛茸茸的…….", "question": "皮卡丘表面是光滑的还是毛茸茸的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的，这种牙齿没用啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922212"}
{"text": "我的橡果掉下来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581417"}
{"text": "刚刚那个去上班的是谁来着？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "你长高了不少呢，今天打算怎么打扮？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "215272"}
{"text": "这个视频非常好，我很喜欢这个视频，看到外国人民也这么　　我就心安了。", "question": "如何评价视频：「转基因赌局：用生命下注」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不知道这个已经发货了...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450435"}
{"text": "听话的孩子才可以坐摇摇车", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "这只精灵球已经用过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EibQlTjswY8gGvvtgClWnS6Mc5uer4jQ9oxqLFf9XqBbcmR9Xue50K2icnG2flaod4ReBF7Y5EmefQ"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里非常生气。", "question": "试着用八个字来表示世界的终结。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7042511"}
{"text": "这不是我叫的鸡", "question": null, "star": 72, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "-- 老板，这东西多少钱？-- 五十。-- 五十太贵了，十块吧。-- 好。", "question": "有什么事情让你细思恐极？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "部长！假发洗好啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4j33l4sd4j30ci0eljtg"}
{"text": "把它弄得清清楚楚不就行了嘛。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388995"}
{"text": "如果你喜欢狗，就别看！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6945695"}
{"text": "可以抢走我的初吻哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2980079"}
{"text": "从现在开始，我和你一起走吧，我载着你。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3507127"}
{"text": "哼，真讨厌（还带着鼻屎）！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5592479"}
{"text": "忍不住买了鸭血，鸭肠，鸭肝和香菜。", "question": "有粉丝是什么样一种体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "努力想看到自己的眉毛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec0w8tbekoj20az0blgmc"}
{"text": "我曾经年少，夕阳西下时……", "question": "真的不想读古老的开头。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6988486"}
{"text": "不可思议的惩罚存在。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2293659"}
{"text": "你又不好好种地！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtqlDia91Md6cvAakX0VceXuvzj0fr0rGcGhCSHsNdPKf4wwTFyRqbaNg"}
{"text": "孩子们误以为是“娇气的圣诞老人”，向他索要礼物。", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "你超速了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuurk4UMUiaIE6nBkCoIibgZVGQmo2wH0iceBXkYtt624PdYGC3mAVG3CS9A"}
{"text": "夫妻吵架进入了空中战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdhzh14z06j30ci0eltca"}
{"text": "哎呀，我中奖了！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "182377"}
{"text": "没时间解释了！快进去肥仔！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxnzrlofa3j30ci0eldis"}
{"text": "腹痛加倍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtMZcrWicj4vcKcLsnztEwOGtHVLibNic2kmPlcicugyW64YsHsHzSEwG64w"}
{"text": "我觉得这个节目策划还是挺好的，不过缺失了一环：还应该请 5 只猩猩组成明猩经理团去扔飞镖选股，跟现在邀请的明星基金经理团进行王牌对王牌的对决。钱可以找观众出嘛，我是一定会投明猩经理团的。", "question": "如何看待《天天向上》邀请顶流基金经理参加节目录制，中基协称严禁投教娱乐化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「下一个路边驿站吃午饭哦！」『咦！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcgktfpzehj30ci0elgr8"}
{"text": "你好，我是残影。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449730"}
{"text": "虽然我不知道发生了什么但是我觉得一定是你的错", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eajntx6vlaj20bh0aajt3"}
{"text": "居然觉得自己还有机会 T^T", "question": "你见过的情商最低的行为是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不信你问我妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "请问穿越后变成汪星人怎么才能引起别人注意", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "隔壁空地开了家宠物医院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd6hneu4vmj30ci0elq3y"}
{"text": "这位先生麻烦配合关机好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytG7JE7iamEReibmYurh54iakCAL2FCZXsYxoOWuXWuzlRvkhJ7G82c3odLQ"}
{"text": "素食者", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375035"}
{"text": "这是什么啊，中华百景。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6526393"}
{"text": "开老年车逆行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbuohlum4qj30ci0el0v2"}
{"text": "这个网站和你非常配哦~", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "吃火锅眼镜被雾气蒙了根本抢不赢啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3miaC9icNicEFTkaIO0FuzthzeiaIbN4gJaS7libUeYOW84lTHmyjqeP84XQ"}
{"text": "嗯～，好纠结呢...我还是选这个吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3828034"}
{"text": "桌角磕到小拇指。", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "波吉撒嘛！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "出现了厉害的脱北者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN40bRZuicH6YocLMSJ4Z8pzdy6SIGnHsO9WhSPVicnur0SIAXwibfQSK3rg"}
{"text": "我想按星星，却找不到。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "强力胶受害车", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "同学的评价是十分辛辣。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6744984"}
{"text": "唉，这个人让我回想到从前放假，老师心慈手软打算不留作业，前脚都走出了教室，突然一句「老师，作业是什么？」", "question": "如何评价「举报 PS4 不锁区」事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乍一看衣服挺多的，能穿的一件没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "买了一台彩色复印机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glgom4pk43j30ci0el483"}
{"text": "潜意识里的想法是：你开什么车，来跟我吵架。", "question": "为什么乘客和公交车司机起冲突后，都会去抢夺方向盘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "参勤交代费用的行情。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "告诉过你不要在满月时变身啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9Kw7bTTIeib40HXiaBEia9ek7ZP4Za9rWjqUBc5ad2DuZRZAyd17X6WibqZQ"}
{"text": "方丈说有美女投宿，为了不影响众僧定力，寺中只留他一人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy4yDKeIPElzhiblesAWRB9kTKuNge8EkXSgFGibMlxJd7eMrc272S38ug"}
{"text": "年度最佳理财产品", "question": "华为 Mate X 抢到了吗？实际上手体验如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你掉毛吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "我让她把发型剪成bob头，结果却把我的脸整成了bob头。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1542364"}
{"text": "就一点。我真的不理解为啥这个团队翻译特别喜欢菈这个字。菈妮、菈雅、库菈菈。颇有一种甄嬛传对 wǎn 的偏执一样。上次见到这么喜欢草字头的，还是非主流滥用莪和蒽的时候。", "question": "如何评价《艾尔登法环》的简体中文翻译水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，大雄要回来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJM8vicY3iccoWXicMNNqBVbA8MuYpus66MltcBo4JJoreP12tcMMS896fA"}
{"text": "自习课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1vg7dz7xaj30ci0elgpa"}
{"text": "放一瓶茶末上去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhqifbu7hfj30ci0elgmm"}
{"text": "诸葛亮被重用不是因为他 26 岁，而是因为他是诸葛亮。黄忠被重用不是因为他 62 岁，而是因为他是黄忠。", "question": "站在公司发展的角度来说，你认为应该重用 70 后、80 后还是 90 后呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从我离职后只有四个兄弟还在坚守岗位了，不知道老板现在嚼东西费不费劲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0O5ta25tO6XBC7ZHMAjBeLvA7mZPicRgJ4X9fooZbfpaFWPmkB0B0Jbg"}
{"text": "干枯的饼", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "“杰克船长床上的便便不是我拉的”", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "我反复对自己说没关系吧？，照镜子一看，发现其实自己并不行。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1322610"}
{"text": "松鹤楼，一条大汉叫道：「酒保！打二十斤白酒！」本报讯，昨天夜里，我国最大民间团体丐帮主席乔先生，因病抢救无效，于无锡杏子林医院逝世。评论区 @喵唔：现代白酒的度数太高。", "question": "古人如果喝到现代饮料，会给出什么评价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果这样下去，我们家的媳妇就收不住了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6182165"}
{"text": "介", "question": null, "star": 323, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdt8t3slduj61401hcwmh02"}
{"text": "在小偷偷走自己钱包的同时也从他身上顺走了钞票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSyoCUUXycbtgLiaGVFsDRE7g6FRsGZ41tQiagCnuRyd5SCaA9eBZsuoKbrqfzyGyOaCdnuWnrKCbw"}
{"text": "我和环球影城黄牛抢票", "question": null, "star": 146, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "「哲学令我最不满意的地方在于，它似乎有一种诱惑力。往往一个人越不适合做哲学，哲学就越是吸引他。哲学在这个方面有点类似于婚姻，越不适合结婚的人，婚姻对他的诱惑力就越大，结婚的次数就越多。」这是我之前的老师接受一段采访时说的话，感觉非常适合这个问题。", "question": "为什么一些人看起来懂那么多在门外汉眼里是「哲学、政治」等领域的知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我是NHK。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491135"}
{"text": "睡觉。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3873954"}
{"text": "禁止空手吃玉米花片。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3286029"}
{"text": "大豆变成纳豆的过程。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7054237"}
{"text": "我吃完时已经不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2oc90uwxvj30ci0eltcg"}
{"text": "你脑子是不是有问题啊？", "question": "小面包人受伤的一句话。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3719528"}
{"text": "送？你想养那只小猫咪？公寓禁止养宠物耶！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5h08q0fjej30ci0eln14"}
{"text": "养子待遇差。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6515081"}
{"text": "我昨晚熬夜了，但是问题一点都没解决。是不是还是应该学习呢...", "question": null, "star": 36685, "type": "I2T", "image": "1801219"}
{"text": "招聘全职员工。朝九晚五上班，周末和国定假日休息。", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "晚上关灯在客厅沙发上看电视，眼睁睁看到回来的室友帮我轻轻盖上了被子并关了电视。", "question": "眼睛小是怎么一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯，怎么不算呢？", "question": "装一辈子好人算好人吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喇叭过敏", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174837"}
{"text": "看这个傻瓜！你闲着没事吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "376353"}
{"text": "大雄胳膊上粘了个米粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTjBbmovpI8wnalq8BLDJvSYGGX7urNSEXk6FQHaS5ia6bnwgKuicxPObQ"}
{"text": "看到 Paddington 被警车带走时，旁边好几个小朋友回头：「妈妈……好……好熊熊……为什么被抓走了……」然后「哇」的一声，周围响起哭声一片……", "question": "如何评价电影《帕丁顿熊 2》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "惊天动地型：你掏出公交卡时不用看就知道是哪面朝上；你每天一次可以让自己十秒内不睡着；你可以提前一秒预知自己的死亡； 极限挑战型：你在 15 分钟内每打一万个嗝就可以消灭一个行星；你的体重小于 45 克时可以洗脑附近的人类；你的寿命大于 109 万岁时可以保证中彩票一次； 塞翁失马型：你从高处下落时可以让膝盖受到 5 倍伤害；你在夜晚开车时可以让对面道路的司机更想开远光灯；你可以让自己接下来 10 分钟内有 85%概率死亡，以得知好友的一个八卦； 天赐洪福型：你吃肉沫茄子饭时更容易吃到肉沫中的骨头渣；你与心仪的人约会时鞋子里进石子的概率大幅上升；你梦游时有较高几率不穿裤子； 唾手可得型：你双手合十期间左手手掌会放映随机电影；你站在水泥地上时脚下的耕地会更加肥沃；你穿四层以上的棉大衣时便拥有只要全裸即可飞行的能力； 搁这搁这型：你全裸时可以得知自己身上衣物的总重量；你食用全素食品后若该食品中肉的含量超过 99.99% 则你会收到警告；你如果用某种方式从其他人处继承了超能力则可以得知自己的这一超能力是否是从其他人处继承而来；", "question": "你能想到最弱的超能力是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再买个房子，藏在里面。", "question": "我已经买好礼物了，怎样让老婆自己发现，让她惊喜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在土里埋下了战争的种子一转眼就长出了这么多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuXickm1rOU6fl3UPqbMpQvLBicxhv6jibnSy8J1KHhHI2DJoJ1BlTHvW6d9Yy4Yeb2qOc4QLfo2uicg"}
{"text": "福男 -> 幸运儿/有福之人", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3993608"}
{"text": "哎呀，裂开了吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6762175"}
{"text": "体毛旺盛而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkdUwmLCymgFiarYNeDgHFGTo70dtYQDLIVDcgBOIF5okBxPCmoYPC3FQ"}
{"text": "胃镜检查", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehh5e3kz6fj20b70bpq4l"}
{"text": "股锯机", "question": null, "star": 114, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "傅欢：算球", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "热评就在眼前，骚话却想不出来", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "这是世界上最危的武器經常造成纷争、破坏興傷害而在旁遥是把常見的AK步檐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0vy3f4MEuHNBqgy4muPc5ZTdDPx04pUmBwsVHh29FHY8HT4y3T5mGyQ"}
{"text": "明天就不能早点叫我吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyIHeJPTQaW857HplQGTgWxxJQyickS6lqOicRDNOKzUcw9ic00m2t4lBGQ"}
{"text": "表演落下的职业病", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyDq7aH15g61gYlVs2EXJHiblCG1qHibjf77vToSEiagVg3dkfxBRspHcfLw"}
{"text": "横滨湾星队的内野手石井琢郎的父亲非常严厉且不苟言笑。", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 36, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "这么回事儿啊。", "question": "情书的最后写着令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7298639"}
{"text": "踩到乐高的阿尼亚·福杰", "question": null, "star": 205, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1hd3uveagxqj60u0190wis02"}
{"text": "懒惰。因为懒惰，我已经克服了七宗罪中的另外六宗……", "question": "你的软肋是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "崖上的守君", "question": "把标题的一部分改为“守护君”，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5212839"}
{"text": "我在末班电车后的站台上只是静静地看着。", "question": "我讨厌这样的两小时特别节目。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4414979"}
{"text": "大学室友曾出一谜语，用我的名字打一地名。最终揭晓的答案是：大连（捂脸 ）（知乎日报注：原回答评论区@蘇天涯 残忍补充：还有一个地名啊！太原！）", "question": "脸圆是一种什么体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天冷了快把衣服穿上", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "负责学回声的工作人员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g24j2nbb72j20l90lsq6h"}
{"text": "这个地方好像还撑不到三分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCPTYFkIVIwfqYbiaibfv2Wg6n4LcbnDm6Ucyp8DgOB1SEyLLd95khv1iaQ"}
{"text": "我第一次看到天空树。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2562126"}
{"text": "出门前妈妈告诉我和妹妹面多了加水，水多了加面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkDBY2vhCia6gkqDRgqlgHPMv8ArsrHqcogUrUYAibyf1VzyvVosThgqOw"}
{"text": "无腿人", "question": null, "star": 783, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "一家人都做不出孩子的数学试卷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY30BDUFWfsIWRp9Bknr8PNZibnyqjCn5vlNiabnicceKbAu1HnBGYAOqGlQ"}
{"text": "如果我是金刚狼，就不用买水果刀了；如果我是夜行者，就不用买地铁票了；如果我是火柴，煮方便面就能省煤气了；如果我是 X 教授，就能让卖菜大妈少收钱了；如果我是万磁王，滚到床底下的硬币就能找到了；如果我是冰人，夏天就不用去商场蹭空调了；如果我是变形人，就不用存女神的照片了……知乎日报注：关于什么是「东宫娘娘烙大饼」，请戳知友 @韩秀颀 的回答：你身边有哪些「东宫娘娘烙大饼」的言论？", "question": "你身边有哪些「东宫娘娘烙大饼」的言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题目中经常出现，但是我不知道名字。这样我睡不着。请问有人能告诉我吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4462700"}
{"text": "听说这样做可以舒缓疲劳，我就双手放在胸前用力揉了揉。", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "白式神品糖医生开的安眠药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxhSoQib3yOj2SF0jA2xt93OfIoI11DKBGlp9RiazPPOBDxuWOzqZE9eMw"}
{"text": "当想要自慰的时候，心中就会跳出两个小人，一个天使一个魔鬼，魔鬼说来一发吧多爽啊，天使说好啊好啊好啊。妈蛋都不知道劝劝我", "question": "20 岁男生，怎样克制有些旺盛的性欲?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这位朋友，您放生的牛蛙是全球造成危害最严重的入侵生物之一，其生性凶猛，繁殖力强，且可能携带壶菌病的病原菌，对放生地的两栖动物类群乃至生态系统会造成极大的破坏。现在您不但把这一外来物种随便放入自然环境中，而且我发现您用的竟然还是「它们」这种复数形式……如果您放生是为了积德行善，从大善的角度思考，您还是希望那些伤口足以让那些牛蛙死干净比较好……", "question": "放生牛蛙时不小心弄伤了皮肤，它们会自愈吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宅都没有，废不起来。", "question": "中国青年会不会成为下一届「平成废宅」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别弄乱了，好好吃吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "430980"}
{"text": "埃及金字塔。", "question": "请问一下法老一般都在哪里出没？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即将分手。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "一我真的是修空调的-我家没有空调", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukgTHWWAofwp6I5zIfMOxTialL2qqlXxhmEJ2nx8IS97GYH32jTP5oicug"}
{"text": "你的饭自己做。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954656"}
{"text": "因为嘴里的血袋咬破了。", "question": "电视里面的人被刀刺了一下后，立刻嘴里就吐血了，为什么嘴里会马上吐血啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "入了这行还什么男生女生，全都是 it。", "question": "软件开发这个专业适合女生嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太棒了！太棒了！", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "刚才你是不是感觉到了南方？那是我。你是不是觉得我是北方人？听着呢？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6701934"}
{"text": "帮舍友带饭的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWDrIXamqayv9fRyTywdlow0n0TfggZoWVSw3OJgia5kQIxicdyibKhMwEA"}
{"text": "能吃到一碗白白的饭和一杯酒真是太好了！", "question": "对于年轻人来说，什么是幸福？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141386"}
{"text": "“當然，我們三個都了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXQKWdibrY8EhoibzDcEFkR7o26B1kicVG99E8Ep4tJ9Of9kB4F5uLNpcETYHibByF99nVUVMxoJE3CA"}
{"text": "射击游戏里打了会扣分的角色长得太欠揍了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esoo8pg16cj20a3098myx"}
{"text": "今天吃刺身吗？嗯，我的那份通常都没有的啦。诶？真的吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4088531"}
{"text": "你好～（腹语）", "question": null, "star": 163, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvg6p0fmm6j60u010d7d902"}
{"text": "隔壁那个又在通过窗子偷窥我了，真烦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkvfIYFnYbzwZpz23rKzM2Cso6cib8KmzqggxzVnfZnp4micM9NGlicpH4Q"}
{"text": "锋味", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "草坪上长满了绿色的草，足球爱好者是足球迷。", "question": "请问有什么问题可以判断出新晋足球迷？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856597"}
{"text": "写了一篇长篇文章，但不知道什么词是禁忌，最终放弃。", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "大雄18岁后，开始不断拿出他从没见过的道具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h68p2hdy60j30ci0elaec"}
{"text": "调节海水盐分浓度的神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEyBWkzal1S6HIx6kBF5JZv4gGPU4D8Cfuhl6XWDz641poYz5UyiabZrhw"}
{"text": "你应该跟她说：「情况我了解了，你回去等通知。」", "question": "因为我拒绝了一份 offer，HR 电话里哭了，我该怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真人版面包超人试镜前的准备。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6384968"}
{"text": "我感觉最近召唤的能力变弱了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387746"}
{"text": "形容憔悴可怜的样子。", "question": "我讨厌这种熊猫面包。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6553539"}
{"text": "电影版俄罗斯方块", "question": null, "star": 68, "type": "I2T", "image": "1097360"}
{"text": "妹妹导航和想象的完全不同。选项中哥哥也自顾自地跟来了……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "333478"}
{"text": "各个方面都很好，只是长得有点像阿金", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7XtQLpEcLVE0A2tL2iaecZJOvHKdOBviaKwlFQLUEdCxoZQy4VrNV9UD8A"}
{"text": "不交钱看NHK，会有收视费的人找上门来。", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "我想假装是个椅子坐下来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7365876"}
{"text": "捕手的神之手", "question": "闪电九号（可能是棒球技巧）", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4387674"}
{"text": "从丈夫的歌声中检测出了有毒成分", "question": null, "star": 232, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsswnt877j610z13245502"}
{"text": "Deadline.", "question": "无神论的各位一般从哪里获得精神力量？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "作品名“有蚊子”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g58z5b54pej20u00vw0yb"}
{"text": "快上来，从6年级那帮家伙手里夺回我们的公园！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjwpr0p2CrFYj1sJtGBc0QDAmeb1UTI57TGXcic7xpK3B452yAjDYdYVLOmrkZnRkBibx81icrIKdouw"}
{"text": "别拍了，把我变回人类～", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "大学一起上英语的小班上有个男生叫「吴亦凡」。有天他上课迟到了，老师点名。老师:「吴亦凡，吴亦凡呢？班长？」他们班班长：不知道啊，可能去加拿大了。", "question": "跟名人（明星）重名是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "杠铃人和沙袋人因为缺席，所以用替代品处理了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2282135"}
{"text": "我错踩了油门和刹车。", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "我心中的青春。", "question": "请告诉我一些中学校里没有但可能存在的东西。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855104"}
{"text": "我在广播中尝试了远程会议。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6620951"}
{"text": "​“开口便是书香门第，父亲不是尚书就是宰相，生一个小姐必是爱如珍宝。这小姐必是通文知礼，无所不晓，竟是个绝代佳人。只一见了一个清俊的男人，不管是亲是友，便想起终身大事来，父母也忘了，书礼也忘了，鬼不成鬼，贼不成贼，那一点儿是佳人？再者，既说是世宦书香大家小姐都知礼读书，连夫人都知书识礼，便是告老还家，自然这样大家人口不少，奶母丫鬟伏侍小姐的人也不少，怎么这些书上，凡有这样的事，就只小姐和紧跟的一个丫鬟？”——《红楼梦》第五十四回 史太君破陈腐旧套 王熙凤效戏彩斑衣", "question": "有哪些被用滥了却仍有效的经典情节桥段/套路/老梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个汤底闻起来很鲜美。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6920696"}
{"text": "触犯静香逆鳞的骨川小夫只剩下了骨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdwyftqrizj30ci0elwiu"}
{"text": "三十分钟前叫的披萨店骑手像假面骑士一样穿越雷区的样子真好笑。", "question": null, "star": 4145, "type": "I2T", "image": "2411936"}
{"text": "忘带充电器了", "question": null, "star": 200, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gulvgiuowij60u0140dkp02"}
{"text": "打包带走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nGFZ1Nyg7ZqX8CnLBCnnCnuAqq7mtOkicsamblOMVHC0onHnGLNOx3PA"}
{"text": "新换的灯泡真亮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjbI0eg13diciaktkM5beia7gXNceTtUKOMiaAIr9MVeS4lgvVaKzP7V96Gg"}
{"text": "首先要确认他是不是一个 gay别问我怎么知道的…", "question": "大学见到心动的男生该怎么追？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "景区门口，1米2以下免票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXsub6OwEKNAl3Qrl8sT0q1vEfIPfjG5sjqiaBeUz3ejRItbFTtsseoeA"}
{"text": "写了再见的寄居蟹", "question": "稍微改动一下曲子的歌词。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792884"}
{"text": "他们让我去问树林。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5963795"}
{"text": "打赢上司就能通过决裁。", "question": "在一家非常欢乐的公司里，正进行着这样的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2577762"}
{"text": "你觉得自己突破了极限？那是骗你的。其实只是放了个屁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5974880"}
{"text": "大部分法律人在结婚时一穷二白，没啥好约定的！", "question": "各位法律人自己结婚的话是不是对婚前财产的归属比普通人更严格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "郑爽粉丝", "question": null, "star": 428, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "在北卡州立大学北边的一个披萨店吃披萨，点了披萨后，老板问点不点 toppings，我想了想啥是 toppings，怕被宰就赶紧说 no no no，老板表情凝重的说 r u sure？ 我紧张的回答 sure sure sure。结果上来一个大烧饼，光面的。", "question": "你在刚出国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "单身狗吃土", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "格斗游戏中选择同一角色对战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S15wWqbY0icsyOwSWPWndUPPtWhJwyJhBeDibWh4DguTibaiauV1LwLEd5qahicMR2JPdQ10yQVEcqHpA"}
{"text": "不。有比暗恋更傻的。叫“互相暗恋”。", "question": "暗恋是这个世界上最傻的事情吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "渔民", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "高收入！输入“高收入”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEbCUe7Q4ibevbXvKico8Lt8ywCSibt8KOWl97tnj8uBx6F3D2JoXMG4lLw"}
{"text": "哎呀，真对不起，让你担心了。没关系，爸爸一定会回来的。等这次作战结束后，我们一起去游乐园吧。那么...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595975"}
{"text": "正在挑选喜欢长棍的小男孩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyzoBtZWGPH8icJ62Suj8E9bZyv7AxA0O2wKmNKqTsIorfTBxsJ6Rj3Ig"}
{"text": "偷手机的-.-", "question": "你在篮球场上最讨厌碰到哪种人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果不能成为干支，那就成为神吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7029786"}
{"text": "我的头等舱！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6936995"}
{"text": "他家有镜子。", "question": "宋威龙知道自己帅吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白捡一儿子。还偶尔把我气成孙子。", "question": "关于姐弟恋是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "站着排队是不行的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5689531"}
{"text": "飘虫精", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWPbc7j7lsRPaB1yO4zPV924ZTVaUEcJLVficIumQNV0FJM7oYcBpp3eg"}
{"text": "你真的能接受心已经千疮百孔的我吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "累死我了！快给我拿把椅子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4sh5td38lj20m90obtbu"}
{"text": "好！下一张新郎新娘对视一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJoT47JuCTfiab3Ol6ZuEJueBicQzZQb6MffhkRpRJ9rGK3wIMJZB3hjF7A"}
{"text": "太郎！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6011696"}
{"text": "奥特曼", "question": "请降低那部电影的紧张感。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7109323"}
{"text": "被子飞了！", "question": null, "star": 348, "type": "I2T", "image": "4772497"}
{"text": "您叫什么名字呢？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089207"}
{"text": "那不是猫。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401762"}
{"text": "我昨晚也没复习啦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glpy72fjqjj30ci0el7cd"}
{"text": "你和他老婆婚礼在明天，现在不要在他的追悼会上笑出声啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNKOEkqYsfP8E3PwqhOBpyZoOfuhfuD9MRYen21zslV5J6GVLMpBXYGA"}
{"text": "养大这条鱼的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv6y0ka4tmj60ci0elmzn02"}
{"text": "建议早上背英语中午读数学晚上读物理，学好数理化，赚了钱后能解决人生多数问题。", "question": "早上读儒家，中午读道家，晚上读佛家，能不能贯通？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不小心把别人PPT的数据给删了嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZY3gd3YQpicYNcdxyjCBqMgQicq3MadtRrBQ5ibbHaFgv23LPaxYRyYBJg"}
{"text": "组成扁桃体", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "立体停车场", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "皮皮虾剥好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7tGlhKwr3d7W6DzjXxFQQkAQvJJ1pfFjYRc9sueQanUUdhgU7UicECug"}
{"text": "周末睡懒觉", "question": null, "star": 140, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbguk0f25qj614014047g02"}
{"text": "在保龄球比赛中，第一投就击倒了8个瓶子。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "403124"}
{"text": "曾经有一次在网吧打联盟，旁边坐了一个小哥，在搞剪辑，或许你觉得这没什么，但是，在我认真团战的时候，他把我的耳机扯了下来，我吓得看了他一下，然后就死了……没办法，就问他怎么（其实早已经憋了一肚子火了），然后他就特别兴奋的跟我说他剪了一下午的二次元片子，对于我这种耿直的大老爷们，真的不懂什么二次元，只能点头微笑，并且很尴尬的看完了他的片子，最后违心的赞赏了一番（这毕竟是人家的梦想）。后来他又跟我聊了好久，是的我挂机了……当我跟他聊完，游戏也打完了，是的，我被举报了，不过看着他兴奋的背影，我觉得没什么了，毕竟现在像他这样有积极健康爱好的人已经不多了，希望他可以在自己喜欢的道路上越走越远。", "question": "网吧里发生过哪些「惊为天人」的事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家晚上好（这里的“晚上”是相对东八区 GMT+8 时间即中国国家标准时间而言的，而不是北京的地方时间，我并没有假设所有看到此回答的人都在晚上，而当我向大家问候晚上好的时候，并没有说早上、中午和下午不好的意思，午夜和凌晨当然也都很好，这里的好是一种祝福，并不是对当下客观现实的描述，如果您眼下的情况并不好，那我这是在祝愿您好起来，完全没有挖苦讽刺的意思，当然，也不是每个人都必须好，人也可以有不好的自由，无论您好不好，我都尊重理解，如果上文中有错字和标点符号错用的情况，劳烦您批评指正，我将为您寄出一份小纪念品以示诚挚谢意） 。", "question": "如何和杠精和谐相处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看似全力以赴地用胳膊击打金〇，但有人正在阻止他。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7245765"}
{"text": "那是一家能够迅速配送的叫做黑猫运输的公司。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7323858"}
{"text": "开这种车在野生动物园里很危险，不能开。我不怕猛兽，没事的。你怕不怕和我没关系！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2723348"}
{"text": "傻乎乎的样子撞到一起了", "question": "在抖友中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2697948"}
{"text": "现在即使顶撞他，白石先生应该也不会生气吧...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4446878"}
{"text": "抓起来！纵火犯一定会回到现场的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7180098"}
{"text": "妈妈，我和那个靠圣诞老人帮忙的芭比娃娃不一样哦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7047694"}
{"text": "身边一女性朋友很潇洒，生活品质极高 5000 的月薪上万的消费，时不时的还出国旅行，生活很是滋润，突然有一天吃饭的时候她和我说房子是租的但生活不是租的，决定改变，于是一口气和房东签了三年的租房合同，然后雷厉风行开始装修，三个月以后装修成了日式精品屋风格，装修好的那天请房东吃饭，房东一看惊呆了，没想到自己的破房子还能焕发出这样的生机。大夸朋友， 然后给了朋友违约金，要求她搬走，然后把房子挂在精品区一个月租金涨了 30%。", "question": "你被哪些流行的观念耽误过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「现在市面上卖的《金瓶梅》都是不全的，只有一些大学图书馆里才有完整版的。你们不努力，考不上大学，连读完整版的《金瓶梅》的机会都没有。」——高中语文老师", "question": "你见过的有趣的、印象深刻的高中老师是什么样子的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "受到了蚂蚁的挑畔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwj8br03hxj30ci0elaee"}
{"text": "茂叔！是我啊！小泉！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7356581"}
{"text": "兵士「众将士恭迎军上！哆啦、大雄、小夫、胖虎『军上在我们五人当中！？』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmv788i9g8j30ci0elgt2"}
{"text": "这种外表的乳头不行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5393951"}
{"text": "大老远来报恩却不在家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvRPUhaWhYm92sS208AHEpsCBiasribLIV40krup2oicTI5M6tAibUicW1mA0w"}
{"text": "什么？！暗器对他无效？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1qtimq88yj20mb0n6mz1"}
{"text": "啊，没错！是肛门瘙痒症吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4798730"}
{"text": "有人！在那天阻止我！", "question": null, "star": 4634, "type": "I2T", "image": "797982"}
{"text": "有个同学去澳门大学【博彩学】实习是去拉斯维加斯给人发牌", "question": "读很冷门的专业是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没想到浴缸的水这么热。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385104"}
{"text": "烤鱼，你吃了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855767"}
{"text": "主人回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfbbRKRwr1H4Zn3vxRlaXw5wn2xJ9ENhvJ47GzxBN5A4ib8iaIHQRIzluA"}
{"text": "？", "question": "游戏中有哪些羞辱对手的方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她嫌我把她拍的太丑了，不让我放。有一次我看到她朋友圈和一个帅哥合照，气得我大喊：这男的谁？她看一眼说：是你。我#@￥#……%*&*（）*&只能说现在 P 图软件太厉害。", "question": "为什么男生不把女朋友公开展示在社交网络上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不是图里的小男孩", "question": null, "star": 112, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "就这样，达也通往甲子园的道路断绝了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387819"}
{"text": "自己新买的器材", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glt2nh3h6pj30ci0elwks"}
{"text": "我只知道有次被一个喜欢我的男生抱了一下，他把我肺里的气都挤出来了。当时的我就像……就像一只尖叫鸡？？？不，我没有叫出声，因为叫不出声。尖叫猪？不……一个吹灰器？？？反正我听见了气体从我身体里被挤出去，然后在他松手时，又吸回来的声音。。。他当时可能真的没想伤害我。", "question": "女性在被强奸时，真的无法反抗吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是什么鬼东西？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4423827"}
{"text": "霍格沃茨魔法学校亚洲分校", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehxe8k04c5j20bi0bn75x"}
{"text": "白天的比赛就是不战而胜。", "question": "鬼灭之刃剧场版动画无限列车篇", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5655033"}
{"text": "那就是……赛亚人吗！真牛逼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hge2mel7f9j30ci0eltby"}
{"text": "正端起来喝，红酒杯脚掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKm41cmyico3cWTvuJYu8oQhBj8n4uwCUjcIQyYibECM0JyZ0Oe7hYpziaA"}
{"text": "这是在说什么啊？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5436462"}
{"text": "人民日报很棒。", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "拿进来再出去！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5862268"}
{"text": "上午 9 点参加博士考试，6 小时建筑快题，提前 10 分钟交卷，开车跨越两个区，4 点到婚礼酒店，化妆拍外景，7 点婚宴。我是新娘⋯⋯", "question": "曾在一天内做过最牛逼的事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你那个是双肩包啊", "question": null, "star": 475, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gilemn572ej60z20s2tds02"}
{"text": "你们两个别闹了，认真演戏吧！我这个配角都在这么努力呢！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6405397"}
{"text": "把柯南里的犯人清洗干净以后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqZvLUJywS8eJM2xAF8uXTHGibibVBYjHfCDEa2beGe1oInyj8AdtYGptA"}
{"text": "先别管我眼睛，我的头顶喷血很厉害啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWRDaDajHm3t1rcJBqYHbia1bncGibeNx1X8WXoNUFVJ3nNRRAA8ZpnaQw"}
{"text": "放心地把废弃多年的浴缸交给孩子们玩，不知道它早就被修好了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "扯掉敌人的胖次攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd7j9282htj30ci0eljsk"}
{"text": "小组讨论中作用最低的那个", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5833173"}
{"text": "张志！你还没投100円呢！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6430140"}
{"text": "每天一点点，大佛向我家靠近。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518078"}
{"text": "下次不许从楼上用雪球砸人了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "给BB弹爱好者庆生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMexD9B3KPPEAhNtIKiaoYuYScYJmktjh7nUiaNczYicWWCQFO3ODvh8KJzQ"}
{"text": "广东名菜：拔丝福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJwZIXGOQHwPILibpVlQiayiaPvThCTicuFNGrAsu8oRQb07OFz9gYoQX9sg"}
{"text": "cos西西弗的时候被人问为什么要cos屎壳郎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvIN4KBqZSkKheCHjgFaNjJs6SOMyw71jiciakQWt0jBSe8Dk0AJ3jsmcw"}
{"text": "死因：之后被斧子击中头部而身亡豪言“我斧子玩的贼6”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibdo8ugl4ZvU8dMttc4VTgEkxS1dybml2FxHlc1E8T2QQHzuDdh0dyPA"}
{"text": "王小明，老妈不生气了快从房间出来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4r46wo9jnj30ci0el3zn"}
{"text": "大一上计算机课的时候，老师跟我们说：你们好好上课，行行好，太太平平过，千万别搞七拈三，老师怕了你们了。我们都感到不解为什么老师会这么说，后来听说前两年学校被人告了：一个学生的计算机被老师 fail 了，然后找老师想求求情让他过，结果被老师拒绝了。于是，他给微软写信举报学校用盗版 Office 软件，结果微软还回复了他，最后学校赔了一笔钱。从此之后，每一届新学生来了老师都会说这个故事，末了末了还会加上一句：你们政法学生就是不一样，遵纪守法懂什么知识产权。可就算告了我们我们也不会让你们过的！还有我们现在装的都是正版的！", "question": "你们大学都有哪些惊为天人的人物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中岛啊，我来教你打棒球。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5356638"}
{"text": "?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGmw0VCDicKMypxNCic0FNd17btzs7yNicGrczKsibDkOWFA7LLzeIRxWQx5rHDafee1j7icfvuibQDseg"}
{"text": "拜金", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "第二题的答案是什么快告诉我吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahMZial6L0c8x879hdPxyyKia1m2IlTBErILXO8qsyE67xicL1U7k3iav1Q2g"}
{"text": "正在吃饭的叔叔。", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "带回来的女伴伸懒腰的时候露出了喉结。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "模仿雅木茶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7078529"}
{"text": "在黑板上画好了钢管", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "尽管已经宣布休息，但仍有一部分人没有坐下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6527366"}
{"text": "正在通过食道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2obg3tbq9j20nt0s3gnj"}
{"text": "2003 年，药店里。我看见你在人群中的侧脸，无奈拥挤的人群，迅速让你消失不见。那天起，我就想，也许只有再抢一次板蓝根才能遇见你。17 年后，还是那个药店，还是当年那样的拥挤，我却找不到当年的你。突然听到耳后说，嗨。我回头一看，你说，果然你也在这里。你递给我一盒双黄连，说，17 年了，你没变。我说，17 年了，你也是老样子。", "question": "如何看待上药所、武汉病毒所发现中成药双黄连口服液可抑制新型冠状病毒？有哪些科学原理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "感觉就像是投资说明会当天的气氛，仅仅是去上个厕所都无法说出口。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1662141"}
{"text": "政 治 错 误", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "在咖啡馆里读早报和喝咖啡，昭和时代真好啊～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6080922"}
{"text": "电梯上行", "question": null, "star": 188, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq6odsb2j5j60yb19rwk002"}
{"text": "这张脸不是人。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "数一数本田坐在长椅上的次数。", "question": "请问如何正确地欣赏世界杯？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3633965"}
{"text": "守门员扑中了对面射来的香蕉球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibBGE0ic6eI6VuWHDq0ob1SgnIbpZPw201zv4l6g7zGymMvp1fquRXOrQ"}
{"text": "他一个学哲学的，要是真倒了台，会不会写出比红楼梦更好的书来？", "question": "如何看待王思聪名下2200万资产被冻结，接下来还会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyhZpqKfUK0UKX8fyQwRL7b1KHCoUYFEicdakG3GMWYPgRiat7kFf1DFDw"}
{"text": "为了让运动员不安而故意反着跑的普通人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZ6Cs5L1ZicZuV0hiat6YOD7AcrWPnaBvJfYia4zOpRWNLLABDn7026fWMg"}
{"text": "哈哈，你们都晒黑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVicpOzUOESnbrEkzzbIwLKIPH3ajAknd4OPXmjJpnEwvqToSSPBk7mdg"}
{"text": "哎哥们，你手里那拨片能不能借我开个汽水儿？", "question": "如何用一句话惹怒吉他手？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开的太快了，脑子没跟上。", "question": "为什么有些人开车到家后会独自坐在车中发呆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叫你半夜三点的时候从后门进去找他，面授机宜", "question": "一个男生，第一次见女生的面就拍了三次她的头，还像抓小猫一样抓她的脖子，代表什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们也去了那家理发店啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1graq83mf01j60zv15vdpj02"}
{"text": "厨房小白的成长过程。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7355755"}
{"text": "救生员：「看镜头，这边」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjCrKWPRMZOPYEFqoyOItZgicdPllB467NoyADvfZSvVmuDdaTVH4mndBVYCnAib9An1DNkzs9zKzibQ"}
{"text": "文件解压前文件解压后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gGKNlGpvsLpkf6GeJmInlLFO7OtYQvDZxvbAGHBjqLqfdqj3uVF1ksA"}
{"text": "你回来啦？我只是想做晚饭而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6FcwW9aUxBAMolXS6f9h8oAUV1qia2GG6ReffsHpGLkk3rGm4FeALyDw"}
{"text": "遛狗的人", "question": null, "star": 389, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmgcb79cwkj610n19in8y02"}
{"text": "佛祖想要把头发拉直", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmN67eW4cGR5kJ5GLJBSpIcUMuMG9eEicRFzB9siambgEtIs1c4G0X0yURg"}
{"text": "现在签约异声卡，就送和音积分。", "question": "异声大楼里常有的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7035135"}
{"text": "福利视角", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvx5vle0ldj20yi1ate5m"}
{"text": "想跟地面保持相对静止", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNBuZIWCqmlcfNLe65DEZiaQAjek3iaas1fbeMgxko9NUbUx27licicfur9A"}
{"text": "安藤铁男在喊啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7345697"}
{"text": "很担心自己会被抓到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu3ba6o010j30ci0el418"}
{"text": "厕所门口排末尾那家伙不行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc34sga56cj30ci0elgpu"}
{"text": "好的笑容", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568979"}
{"text": "这个人唱过这首歌，没想到他是那么脑子有问题的人……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5569882"}
{"text": "三点几啦", "question": null, "star": 341, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "两天后", "question": null, "star": 217, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwp1v3qda9j60y919o0yd02"}
{"text": "听媒人说今天的相亲对象长相一般，该不会是恐龙吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvyIV7tAvInL5Mo2j8syCEses3UsItibD9g6EqNiaQCeicrE21w4oqj3xRg"}
{"text": "南方公园。", "question": "假如美国和加拿大开战，原因可能有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等等，我能想起来，先别提醒我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv3ias6xuj20b109z750"}
{"text": "你先说干嘛，我再决定在不在。", "question": "在微信上被问「在吗」，该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十年后可能连赏花和放烟花都办不到了。", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "还是周一。", "question": "请告诉我令人心情愉悦的事情。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5258101"}
{"text": "丢多远都会回来。。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KBWRBicrqaHJPncdoegSdbZYyKk8tuJBPrftUuXiciah6fEo2zibpgd4tiaw"}
{"text": "扭断脖子后帮被害人戴好眼镜装睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVb4ibrAfM2RbMIh8c1m7t7vANuPjBYba2fhcniakAfiap32a3rJr0reD2Q"}
{"text": "剑桥三一学院，90 年代，曾有一位牛逼学生。安静严肃的考试现场，这位突然举手问考官：「麻烦提供些啤酒蛋糕。」考官懵逼了：「先生在说什么？」学生：「请你给我们带来几瓶啤酒，还有蛋糕！」考官：「额，不行，不好意思……」（估计周围其他同学也很惊讶）学生：「先生，我正在坚决请求呢？」于是，学生把一本「剑桥法」拿出来了。原版的，大约五六百年前写的书。翻到关于考试规则的某一页，先念了一遍拉丁语原文。然后自己翻译了一段：「正在做考试的先生，可以向考官坚决请求蛋糕与啤酒。」不久，请求的东西也都送上了。一边吃喝，一边继续做题。学生很开心很得意，自作聪明。第二天，这位学生莫名其妙被罚了五十镑。罚款原因是：「按照古法，先生参加考试，身上必佩一把剑。」作死小能手……（导师讲的谣言，也有可能是段子）类似的好玩的事情诸多。各种奇怪的规则，惩罚，奖励；我也亲眼见过好几次。", "question": "如何优雅地吐槽自己的母校？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为护士叫好，返场把扁桃体也割了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3AAiaia9eM41ZuxTlOHd8lEOXbj5x8HaPq54xRpicKtAGXMcmNdnfDOpxg"}
{"text": "阿部宽穿了一件蓝色的长袍。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233289"}
{"text": "真正的微笑", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "给他把脉发现脉搏是摩斯密码的“嫁给我好吗”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPfddh9ZG273QABDibYSaSCKAothNReU4fiaNSXTViaWpms8bJNzFrdpRRQ"}
{"text": "微波炉里负责加热的精灵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv3id9vs7j20ai08ymyb"}
{"text": "领导准备上台讲话：领导上台时摔了一跤：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtpybKaibgIGqavAcjq4TsiceInN5NEKnwH8rnbbGjFyicEaU9JJPUAhibtw"}
{"text": "好像爸爸在剪脚指甲的背影～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R74CV9ko7ibpX8rx6mJ4ON7m00xlX3R81Bxfx6xRhlAAia6a85DZia7ZvP6b3FxczGPQUPhtLTZLABw"}
{"text": "田中破坏了老板珍惜的高达模型，试图用热熔胶修复损坏的手臂，但最终失败并哭了起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3188176"}
{"text": "好像被UFO吸走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1373108"}
{"text": "真佩服你向我宣战的勇气！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpzqv76am8j30ci0eltbw"}
{"text": "80块腹肌 我真的数过了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "爱情来得太快就像龙卷风", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etrw2w4sjpj208p0atq4u"}
{"text": "与教育委员会密切联系。", "question": "一位十岁的小天才在暑假期间完成了他的自由作业是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231278"}
{"text": "允许拼桌的结果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVfn0U58syaibH5kbXZNwmv8pDpLBOzooYHRtZR7dqYIiagOejaM7LtbTg"}
{"text": "排队坐跳楼机时领取的免费热饮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8ia3bSHKicdGIdzprD29l8UmlnNPibcicUCCzWu1Xsaic5qnF94JrcicVjVmbQ"}
{"text": "那么，从右边开始请（我的左边有人坐着吗？这肯定也是考试）『喂（低声）』", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1615761"}
{"text": "把自己想象成自己的儿女，你不想让她们做的坏事情，你自己也不要做，这就叫爱自己你会想让自己的儿子吃喝嫖赌吗？你会想让自己的女儿去堕胎约炮吗？你会想让自己的子女整日沉浸在无意义的纠结中，自我折磨吗？爱自己的人绝不会做这些。", "question": "到底什么叫做「爱自己」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小便器距离太近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S6CW7x4z7vE28Ry18FBicaVU0nvgbFf5EhXjV9nEB5XgdNwHT7bWoriaTxz4zy9odYyaLia8nlLg7DA"}
{"text": "招收航空自卫队员，这是一项任何人都能做的简单工作。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1489055"}
{"text": "A：你好这里是 xxx 号客服很高兴为您服务。B：说说吧为什么高兴", "question": "有哪些可以令人笑得窒息的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是贾玲，我是真0", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkL8Opm64sWThfSoXia2qWeKf5SvXCtOiaJDx0XgXrfoKqFewU9WWV2d4Q"}
{"text": "SMAP", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9cn60fe46j20gg0ecjto"}
{"text": "医生！我听说老公出事就火速赶来了！！我老公他……他不会有事吧！！！！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxtsd4229pj30ci0eldjb"}
{"text": "终结者年", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3452636"}
{"text": "想想摄影师的感受。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5164273"}
{"text": "我姥爷玩 ipad 的时候要舔舔手指翻页。", "question": "在学习、工作、生活中，你遇到过哪些代沟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啥？口吹我手球？", "question": null, "star": 506, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h15pgn6qthj60x0180dlo02"}
{"text": "和朋友一起打球女朋友来之前女朋友来之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3Picyehku5ufgHGuzN28lQjhXkvBiahoVqv3zNWQYaEZtBItdzreMiaODg"}
{"text": "打小就是当政治家的料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8h9dhpakfj30ci0el43a"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦也太费电了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8NicUJmwHZMvbdnX27S5Ia0rxrDbtDbKAENqEUw3w3A8NZz7sH7vGO3ibQ"}
{"text": "七武海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo6kweum7wj2096084gmg"}
{"text": "等一下，松岛Tomoko被咬手指的不是我！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "872348"}
{"text": "喂，老爷爷。是鬼干的呢！这个家里有鬼呢！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6094964"}
{"text": "哎呀...那个，请问您能帮个忙吗？非常感谢！", "question": null, "star": 8432, "type": "I2T", "image": "3344650"}
{"text": "竟然会关心几成熟，看来你真想吃牛排。", "question": "初次跟女生吃牛排时，女生对服务员说要八分熟，应该说些什么来缓解尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "珍珠被偷了？怎么回事？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6422388"}
{"text": "不是的。一般来说，我们都保持一定的距离，避免有任何的肢体接触和暧昧。大街上，她走她的，我走我的，谁也不认识谁，偶尔四目相对，会心一笑，有事也是发微信或者打电话，从来不面对面交流。睡觉的时候我们是这样的：一三五她睡沙发，二四六她睡地板，偶尔天凉的时候，我会在她睡的地板下面铺上一层薄薄的毯子，她会对我感激涕零，我觉得都是自己应该做的。大家都知道，两个人相处久了，平时的生活中难以避免会有较为亲密的接触，我记得那天在洗手间不小心碰到了她的手，我们同时大惊失色，触电般的分开，然后互相鞠躬道歉一个上午！这样才原谅了彼此。我们都认为，肉体是最肮脏的，心里有彼此就行了。从一个正常人的角度来说，如果你男朋友总对你动手动脚，我认为极其不正常。情侣之间怎么可以如此暴力？不正常！恶心！哼哼！", "question": "是不是男朋友对女朋友都动手动脚的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被蚊子叮了局部。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3660047"}
{"text": "大猪配骑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHm0yHZ5JtF1pibrCxycR7xPhdYXN2YCEFbbT8JU9S14SiaFKjL8K6Wrvw"}
{"text": "尿床的瞬间拯救了最后一条能穿的内裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410Tic5LLm62r86F8TAm8a2W952DdTjDicsWIpjTV9Xu0ETsiaJiaB5KK6ic4hA"}
{"text": "轩轩都快被人摔疯了还往上扑，是因为他看过了邹市明每一次是怎么撑到终场的…", "question": "如何培养孩子「迎难而上」的思维习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猋枪", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "反流性食管炎", "question": null, "star": 2785, "type": "I2T", "image": "3839438"}
{"text": "我特想知道，如果重判还是轻判由我们说的算，那司法算不算喂了狗？", "question": "如何看待「一男子捕捉贩卖 16 只燕隼，获刑 10 年半」的新闻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“麻烦，我过去一下”大赛初选", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3EZa0TxOdLz4Q6yoZeuqScdmPfsLlLwUcFp53AiaB6oL5uIajicVnuvA4w"}
{"text": "宣传图也要模糊处理。", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "新买的压马哈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK61ubTxTdRKicYCcWcLIfJltaaNicF1jnoRic1SicFKsdXXoAraxa9wjEmBQ"}
{"text": "兰妮 chan ！，去洗澡吧！", "question": "反过来，如果工藤新一以外的人变成了孩子，通常会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5984267"}
{"text": "第一遍直接碾了过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1qjdo0do7j30ci0el752"}
{"text": "今天的狗狗是什么品种啊？", "question": null, "star": 1070, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364601"}
{"text": "即将爆炸的膀胱和电梯停运。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "我 QQ 异地登陆了，想去调查一下。", "question": "你听过哪些请假奇葩理由？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈生的哥哥的弟弟。", "question": "你平时是怎么被称呼的呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6994307"}
{"text": "因为大家都说要独立思考。", "question": "为什么要独立思考？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一切愤怒都是人对自身无能产生的反应。。。换句话说，潜意识里你生气的不是因为他是蠢人，而是你搞不定蠢人的这个事实。以上。", "question": "为什么我对愚蠢的人容易愤怒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上司：今天忘记职位的高低有什么不满都", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGAFnexuK2G9Ojm1bLIFNHiaqwfKE7Yf7x7ccODXkfMqyxzLOmtv3B3lsTOSm1iapX1fkr6weDKmiag"}
{"text": "看到亲子鉴定没有问题就开始得瑟了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQkj2r1T3NCgFt33I1bfXhFLTQvAunuorHxGDL3UsG871dNRaYF2cvsw"}
{"text": "是不是新的偶像团体呢？", "question": "SDGs是可持续发展目标的缩写，它要求我们必须采取行动来保护地球和人类社会。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160287"}
{"text": "玩俄罗斯轮盘前先预知未来发现结果都是重新投胎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eb3HNyvYXZARoNibgwFibOicK4hbVVdP9Hicjjcv8HcZAtr0JXkO58mqgeA"}
{"text": "冲向我手办柜的外甥", "question": null, "star": 77, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "快壁咚我，猫不吃狗粮的。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "有看到我腰带吗？大概这么长", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "千里之外~", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "豪车太奢侈了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376561"}
{"text": "不许打扰我学习", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8fw8xuejgj20gc0duabz"}
{"text": "只有变出花束的魔术成功了", "question": null, "star": 302, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6ggdl9pqxj61401hcguu02"}
{"text": "努力想看到自己的眉毛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ebzdpa09c7j20az0blmy3"}
{"text": "「啊……啊……」「哎，我……不需要什么沙金！」", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1278633"}
{"text": "医生：捐献者终于找到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0mlKPaXbArSic0ru7AyJicSb4WialOnSrTYXc89FcRQ62GnU2QHTnw5q5w"}
{"text": "那么多姑娘宁愿单着也……", "question": "为什么牛奶卖不完宁可倒掉也不免费送人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请到奥的吧台座位。", "question": null, "star": 210, "type": "I2T", "image": "4849256"}
{"text": "面恶心善", "question": "在男朋友面前很爱撒娇。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6434283"}
{"text": "新人去进行第一次辐射调查，只是闻了闻就大呼“安全！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1218350"}
{"text": "寻找新款家电", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "咱俩换只手尝尝", "question": null, "star": 282, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "哼，那个老太婆又迷路了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4357083"}
{"text": "我是做技术活的，打扮太好人家会以为你技术不行。", "question": "有些人明明可以很帅（很漂亮），为什么偏偏不喜欢打扮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿着红衣服从约会的山顶跳了下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBvtvujoha1cFl2BbvNwXtOHONO9BYftlCA9OQO2C3OMzyL3NMGwks1w"}
{"text": "海边看夕阳时突然糊了一脸海带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrahwErDQFg38JodsPIgR9KCm0SVtgSwiaBmggOmzibMcIcvBtlZr6D25A"}
{"text": "穷一直以来是我保持良好品德和高尚人格的经济基础", "question": "男人会因为什么拒绝嫖妓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以，没问题", "question": "可以邀请你用快乐造个句吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们要举办奥运会呢！", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "库里赢。因为奥尼尔都被征调给诸葛亮了。", "question": "五个奥尼尔 vs 五个库里，谁能赢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发什么文字图片都行，求别让我帮你转。", "question": "朋友圈里常发什么样的文字图片的人比较讨厌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "签完离婚协议就可以娶我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEq301LVMYy5tChia42XsV7swsiaLuHiaCqyXTI8sBBcZHgdO5aXNpDRiayA"}
{"text": "晋元帝。元帝皇子生，普赐群臣。殷洪乔谢曰：「皇子诞育，普天同庆。臣无勋焉，而猥颁厚赉。」中宗笑曰：「此事岂可使卿有勋邪？」", "question": "历史上有哪些萌萌哒君王或将军？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟喜欢的人表白后回道我只当你是朋友」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1guuagki3k9j60ci0eltbr02"}
{"text": "好热啊！热死了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7168707"}
{"text": "当你把智力点都拿去点力量", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eSAicRX3xy6DkZgHdvf5sFSA0EloP7x0ODq2yhv6jibibVqoKIdpwKb7FA"}
{"text": "糙米", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3741768"}
{"text": "Ladies and gentlemen ,+-(]*==_=&%$&#[,-(]*=&%$&#[,;,\"@\"/]TThank you.", "question": "飞机上的空姐英语水平怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《家常菜精选 1288 例》豆腐脑做法中甜咸均有介绍，不偏不倚。", "question": "能帮助人理性思考、不偏见、不盲从的书籍有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当一个男孩晚上说带女生去吹海风的时候，这就意味着谎言的开始。因为晚上吹的是陆风。", "question": "你见过最鬼畜的文综题是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果没拿到，那就再去一次！没有燃料？用手划过去！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "247728"}
{"text": "做完后会有一种空虚感袭来，想不起来自己刚才在做什么。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "这句日本话的意思是“装傻是为了更好地理解”，用中国人常用的表达方式可以是“装糊涂是为了更好地看清楚”。", "question": "请给我一点毫无用处的建议。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6471356"}
{"text": "妈妈下班后看到家里的父子俩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLicPJgcgdg3MfYY160brgYq2BMtKf9CQY9hAeQEeUlww3V9bnRicuOgXg"}
{"text": "你关车门的时候怎么不注意点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3xjlnTwaHbbibJe4Rdtr6Sfl2FjbYYScXOxibFJEAqzibwJr1TCibYB9uTA"}
{"text": "来自阳澄湖的快递迷路了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpz6iasDmKdBenMASHOfgTMGkozgn6Wu74wL7CVTLTab6ibtMAy317EibkIQ"}
{"text": "我想吃饭团！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7215627"}
{"text": "这不是我的手。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6904424"}
{"text": "哎？夹手指竟然没有毛？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499553"}
{"text": "在歌舞町都干到花魁了，突然通知要开学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNGGhGHztoIRIK0G1lMDHhZzrE0rrYuKyOsdtQsZaCLibiboM2SPTyogcw"}
{"text": "人类之所以能不断进步，就是因为年轻人从来不愿意听老家伙的话。", "question": "为什么年轻人不听劝，非要吃了亏才会得到教训？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "花十年才修好的方舟没住飘走了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNmcN84dbx8rnLbcFWeLxJu4sSw2ma6LDONDib4UAkhtE54fheQ3icibRbw"}
{"text": "讲真，现在把他隔离起来是为了保护他。如果不抓紧隔离起来，这货很有可能被群众们直接打死。", "question": "如何看待晋江1男子武汉返乡后瞒报，参加大型宴会导致三千多人被医学观察？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上到下午都在喝红茶呢。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448072"}
{"text": "把你的毒舌三分之二都用在自己身上自嘲——还有三分之一用在别人身上的时候，就不会有人觉得你缺乏绅士风度了。", "question": "男生如何兼顾「毒舌」却不失绅士风度？怎样的说话技巧能让「毒舌」显得更幽默？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！来了，以每秒8厘米的速度移动的神秘点P！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "大丈夫，因为是木头所以不会那么疼啦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7164668"}
{"text": "第一次足底按摩", "question": null, "star": 117, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gs0f69cp9mj60z51avqa402"}
{"text": "- 奥巴马桑，来尝尝福岛汽水；- 哈哈，吃菜吃菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1e8CSguxjZ1FicRtFulrxoNY13WqZVR7kPwJTldibFkB4PExaycMcrkxJg"}
{"text": "又到了男子汉料理的时间了第一步：收集食材方法：用可爱的孩子把人类引来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReHDEJ6lVAAtiblOg44Ov3licos2icaIDqPRWLXsj0RK3qa2IMn1NPSiccLgXZoG3uqtmspZRbnCbGcQ"}
{"text": "夏目友人帐", "question": null, "star": 233, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "可能是我本人了吧……第一次去医院做妇科检查，被查出不全纵隔子宫，医生跟我描述这个情况的时候是这样说的:“子宫是个 qiāng，qiāng 你知道是什么吗？”我一脸懵，用右手比了个八路的八对着医生，问她“子宫是个 ……枪？？？”那一刻，医生一定觉得我是个傻子……", "question": "人在医院能无知到何种程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我饿了，我想吃饭！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3949948"}
{"text": "喂，大家，这不是机会吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6199662"}
{"text": "烫不烫头？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8K6uViaRNRhVQz5bBKaM6ljeMdokmR0f8ELicwnJrTfW0ibZxZxqJ9PVPyQ"}
{"text": "当你请了病假其实是要去参加派对但是领导突然来探病", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicYTrfibjzl2OG1AnjGSkl9eH6AQiczibmX3KagQQHvzMZuL5tS5DapwH4A"}
{"text": "光剑没电了", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "我放这里的论文哪里去了", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "收费站够不着卡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFZKahmmx6LAqfGMKB6g6Y6DibWjU9WITZLEsHzZicvy6jGjhUXwJ0Naiag"}
{"text": "我真的很讨厌鬼屋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6476682"}
{"text": " 小学去朋友家玩，然后一起煮鸡蛋，朋友不知道蛋熟没熟，我也没经验，就把鸡蛋捞出来，「啪」一下磕了一下桌子，蛋壳碎了，鸡蛋淌地上了，我对我朋友说了一句「没熟」。我朋友表面：emmmm内心：你 tm 是岂不是有啥大病啊 ", "question": "你做过最虎的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像走错了路。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5132190"}
{"text": "以前有一个外教，给我们讲课的时候吐槽说，他在大街上走的时候总会感觉他是「One Man Zoo」。你们感受一下……", "question": "作为一个在中国居住的外国人，你是否经常被陌生人搭讪？你对此感到反感吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小白在这儿呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gof2tg44uyj30ci0elte4"}
{"text": "起码具备视给姑娘打分的男性为空气的素质。", "question": "男性眼中，一个 9 分女人应该具备哪些素质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不透明披风", "question": "给哆啦A梦的秘密道具加一个字，让它变得无用。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5311991"}
{"text": "“活下去”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "等女郎", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2611742"}
{"text": "我不会吐槽", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "蓝牙", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3596544"}
{"text": "『谁在那！』「不好！喵~」『什么嘛……是狗啊……「是猫好吧！『谁在那！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3kqaus39ij30ci0eldil"}
{"text": "放心吧，附在壶上的恶灵已经被除掉了。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "「参考文献方便给一下吗？」", "question": "如何在别人装逼的时候巧妙地打断他们？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "感觉比起牛肉烩饭和Hayashi炒饭，更想吃咖喱呢。", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "我希望是贵州智诚预备队队员杨剑峰。速度快技术好视野开阔球商高长得还很帅气，一看就是家族优秀的遗传基因。不要问我为什么，因为他是我侄儿子。", "question": "梅西和 C 罗的时代还会持续多久？谁最有可能打破他们对于「足球先生」的垄断？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手在挥动着，发出“呜嗯呜嗯叽叽伊伊”的声音。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3174583"}
{"text": "只要按下手印就会有很多好吃的喔绝育手术是什么意思是好吃的喔～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD78VVhlxF7hHksibHFTiaIic2Df97939AibXIoVhA3NhuIejCqeqEicbwZ1lA"}
{"text": "一哥们让我给他介绍女朋友，要求 1.60 以上、可爱的别太小心眼的。刚好有个符合条件的姑娘单着，我就问了。结果女方的要求是：有房有车、月入 1 万身高 1.75 以上样貌耐看。我去问符合该条件的男生，他对女生的要求是身高 1.68 以上。必须漂亮甜美的、很会做家务又能赚钱。我又去找了符合该条件的女生，她的要求是男方要有别墅有大奔有公司、身高 1.80 以上……都特么好好单着吧。", "question": "为什么有时候我们以为有很多人追的女生实际上不仅单身还没人追？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "江浙沪包邮…", "question": "你的生活中曾遇到过哪些不公平事情，是怎样面对的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不就是个花瓶吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "你和弟弟叫你妈买个玩具", "question": null, "star": 491, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "今天没看到人气的曼赤肯和苏格兰折耳猫，所以我要加油赚钱！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6248505"}
{"text": "有人看见是谁踩我脸的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwgzlvcy8uj20ku0kudhq"}
{"text": "吉米喊啊哟喂。", "question": "将歌词中的君改为吉米。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6371226"}
{"text": "村田有罪", "question": "请不要添加一个字破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7252220"}
{"text": "再怎么爱也无法传达出十分之一。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "我觉得最好用的分支结构是 if else，听那些大佬说 switch 写着很爽但不方便维护", "question": "拥有switch是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个出去买口罩买不着的可以买个尿不湿呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj04EWiaGO3aMfk5yviaw3jibrHGnHEKecPnOEosqcUSqPe8U2WiaO8suYIyZg"}
{"text": "让我看看你的浏览记录！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "初次见面，坏习惯还没改掉。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "140916"}
{"text": "听说妈妈生完后看到的第一个东西就是自己的孩子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "我就稍微尝一小口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcwl1XIxd69blCxVbyRbvJzdPHNFP023O49qeEtx2N6cUiaiadM2DyNZSw"}
{"text": "百分之八十九的人体温超过37度。", "question": "热心的员工占6%。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215647"}
{"text": "这是您点的咖喱饭少放辣", "question": null, "star": 422, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guxq80ajfqj60u00z0juf02"}
{"text": "吃这个药就不想结婚了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "“只要在这里坐一分钟，就能穿越到一分钟以后”的时间机器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWFpXuKjibdb1icZGiaY4fttKN3vgLYYCoY2tjxsK5L3W583EaXt9l2YQcw"}
{"text": "踩到了水下的肥皂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdeb99shHhlKvPs3icUVSQXJqibwe2I5VwTRse8IJHeMPKhicVdIuNb6gHA"}
{"text": "有个土办法，多加中介的微信，然后看他们运动的步数。如果步数多，说明走得远，看房的人多，楼市火热；如果步数少，就是走得少，看房的人少，楼市萧条。", "question": "有哪些方法可以自行判断房价涨跌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和墙说话的时候，突然有人插嘴。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7205522"}
{"text": "嗨，现在开始用圆珠笔写字了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112301"}
{"text": "能够转移注意力，阻止我毁灭地球。", "question": "当别人问你的研究有什么实际价值的时候，你是怎么回答的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "普通的台词却被举报为‘我要喝卡碧丝？’", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6548345"}
{"text": "上海的人口比神奈川县多。", "question": "将就着说个谎吧。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4034652"}
{"text": "眼镜眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewa7hukkjtj20av09xgn1"}
{"text": "方便面，竖着织更快！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nS3TEOlnxAEyXpIYRGu8LicG2G3kZoqN4XOWNVFq86x3Uk2cfPPmo1zw"}
{"text": "拉屎别把马桶堵了", "question": "第一次去男朋友父母家应该注意什么细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "名字是？地址是？那么，警察的cosplay是什么时候开始做的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTD3UIxth9niaECpk6tacZ23hMGrZLbEWiajmhp5cEbNVBGgeRfZYN28KA"}
{"text": "女生头发太长，每天早上醒来都这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaXnVKChlmtRF7ZDd2aRrzd18pBl2qBvrjibJgoy3sqwau2MZm77iaIqicg"}
{"text": "还是想想自己做了什么缺德事，要被关一辈子小黑屋吧。", "question": "即将把你永远关在小黑屋里，能带台电脑，但是不能上网且硬盘剩余空间有1TB，你会如何安排这1TB的空间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拍拍。", "question": "请问你能玩那个著名的游戏吗？", "star": 25, "type": "T2T", "image": "7346329"}
{"text": "正如您所见，便签很容易被发现，请注意。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6385008"}
{"text": "您好，我定的50人的桌位改成2人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb4i1owujpj20at0axdh3"}
{"text": "惊喜的结果在广告之后！", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "因为鱼有鱼的尊严，不想被人指着叫「海蜇」。  ", "question": "为什么鱼要长刺？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "印度咖喱店的老板大部分是尼泊尔人。", "question": "某个伊夫德人对任何事情都感到惊讶。他对什么感到惊讶3次？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313468"}
{"text": "今年的三角巧克力派广告很用心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6475335"}
{"text": "大雄～！我又被胖虎欺负了！帮帮我！……怎么样？知道你每天这么说多讨厌了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h81fyysi7hj30ci0el77z"}
{"text": "美少女战士变身时要跳舞，为什么不再她跳舞的时候关闭音响呢？ ", "question": "《数码宝贝》进化时要转圈圈，为什么反派不趁他们转圈圈的时候干掉他们？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从长长的隧道出来就是耶嘿嘿～！", "question": "把有名的书中的台词和艺人混在一起搞得乱七八糟，例如‘我可是很野性的哦~’", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2630663"}
{"text": "你暑假作业做完了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fuv8h1a4nuj20lf0rdn0r"}
{"text": "高中时班上发生的一件事。一男同学蹲坑没纸了。据说他看到厕所墙上有一行字：送纸服务，一次五元。后边还留着联系电话。那同学打过电话去，是个中年男人的声音，感觉一问三不知的样子。同学还骂了他一顿，觉得他业务不精。那人问了一下详细的厕所位置后，一会就把纸送过来了。不单收了五块钱，顺便把他手机也没收了。那个中年男人是我们学校的校长。", "question": "你们身边有哪些人硬生生地活成了段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被一只眼生的猫猫抱住后拼命回忆什么时候泡的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv6npxei6mj60ci0elq6c02"}
{"text": "按生日歌的路子唱。注意念出「夕阳西下」四个字，然后唱最后一句。", "question": "「枯藤老树昏鸦，小桥流水人家，古道西风瘦马，夕阳西下，断肠人在天涯」，应当如何谱曲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我没做好在公司过夜的准备。", "question": "为什么不说午后中而说午后?", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7293814"}
{"text": "和我交往吧。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "4028747"}
{"text": "我想知道哪些词不能投稿。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 824, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "资不抵债被我兼并了，现在是我儿子的妈。", "question": "当年欠你钱不还的人现在都过得怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从画面上出现的只有贞子。", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "这张老照片超可爱啊！", "question": "被人夸赞但完全不开心的客套话，请说一下。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6459779"}
{"text": "我们两个人......要去保健所......", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5639574"}
{"text": "兔女郎之胡萝卜收割者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcJ5vgWuxlBD5vNlP6ENgQCO8jJouqZic676eAib7yoiaWia5TJP2160icDvw"}
{"text": "在北京，有四条街道以“清华”命名（分别为清华东路、清华西路、清华南路、清华街，不包括校内的清华路），这一数量在北京高校中位居次席，在全国大学中也名列前茅。但位居榜首的是哪所大学呢？当然是北京大学!距不完全统计，仅在北京，以北大命名的街道就至少有17条，它们是:北大街[怀柔区] 西直门北大街[海淀区、西城区]王府井北大街[东城区]阜成门北大街[西城区]西四北大街[西城区]东四北大街[东城区]朝阳门北大街[朝阳区、东城区]月华北大街[房山区]东直门北大街[东城区]广顺北大街[朝阳区]复兴门北大街[西城区]新街口北大街[西城区]西单北大街[西城区]东单北大街[东城区]拱辰北大街[房山区]建国门北大街[朝阳区、东城区]中关村北大街[海淀区]", "question": "有哪些很有意思的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所以遇到了困难！我已经说了好几次这不是那么简单的事情了啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7088091"}
{"text": "从食指连Wi-Fi，从无名指连蓝牙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5823212"}
{"text": "我忘记戴红口罩了。", "question": "你为什么不出动Getter Robot呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7335276"}
{"text": "好，户所以放学叫上小伙伴一起回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4cf4t93abj20n80pxjva"}
{"text": "只要我不低头看，就不会掉下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJGkNHqmfOMtpffEYXvCulNXf2icnPEblWiah2KCswuSq0jJXkh38GfTaQ"}
{"text": "鲍勃依旧没改掉一生气就使用暗黑之力的中二病", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0r0493e2lj30ci0eldit"}
{"text": "这已经是没办法了，认了吧。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4172659"}
{"text": "少年，怀抱巨石。", "question": "将标题或名言的一部分变成家常话，夫妻之后的家常话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3837300"}
{"text": "你踩我脚了", "question": null, "star": 57, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "原汁原味的复制。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596474"}
{"text": "发现超载后决定让一个人下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtas5pkbbmj30ci0el78q"}
{"text": "这里没有你容身之处，回去吧。", "question": "快到圣诞节了，我有一句话想说。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2502402"}
{"text": "冷静下来听我说，你哪也没转生到，还是无业游民，治好了贫血就赶紧回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXiabY1SibQ36xD7KmWd3x6DNo9k7oBSwibPPl3c4HfUpS6v5p1yrJQOnog"}
{"text": "孩子的种子", "question": "试着稍微改变点心的名字看看。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3482978"}
{"text": "第一次谢邀谢得泪流满面。", "question": "长得丑是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "提问，一块蛋糕切两刀如何平均分给三个人？蛋糕切一刀均分成两块剩余一刀再解决一个人.", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvuq4cspipj20yi1561j1"}
{"text": "最近一直没被点开的手机应用在努力给我施加压力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9STHeiakycC7Eibc5DrcNo5M7JhP3UcuvLzcNtdAG4msRGo3eticSob6cDOgxAMGD4LL2bXGAZnNp4wA"}
{"text": "打碎花瓶非常抱歉我下次再也不……再……zzz……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4iazjnwppj30ci0eltcg"}
{"text": "留级生迫不及待地剧透老师的设问", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicTDHSic6ovmOeSEz9lvvIicEibR9opqjCib4oQiaCl81acSGVmZdAiaP8v8Tg"}
{"text": "不要给别人转账，这肯定是诈骗。", "question": "如果普通人被 CIA 列为暗杀对象，怎么做才能活超过 7 天？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剖腹、方法、疼吗？", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "我是面试官奈斯米斯。你如何理解爱、梦想和幸福？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4353544"}
{"text": "boss让去买一只孔雀，到日子了发现忘记买了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTH7fB7hBZ1x3XkNg0OJAdOKJotufribibicO14LuvlVLCR3NvQCqYk6m4w"}
{"text": "神马都看脸定律。", "question": "哪些定律让你印象深刻并认为有指导意义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿部宽是谁？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7275033"}
{"text": "迎面走来了刚入职的新同事，但想到自己刚出厕所没洗手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8HIia30UqWPsLlWGsEzpJvZQsQob3SyfxjZPiabplqZzo3Kj1EzoNbopA"}
{"text": "这是掉蚊子窝里了，应该是「孑然一身」。", "question": "「孑孓一身」是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奇葩多的是了，为了钱什么事儿什么招儿都能想的出来。有一哥们儿，四十多了，无配偶无子女，父母双亡，被车撞了，然后在前期起诉收集资料过程中有一项赔偿项目，是被扶养人生活费，因为没有父母和子女，这一项就没得主张，哥们儿急得团团转，直挠头，最后嘣出了一句我永生难忘的话：你看，我现在去领养一个行不行我：……", "question": "你在律所遇到过什么神一样的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也想漂移！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5233430"}
{"text": "放心，有被子结界我们是安全的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkmvFW9EqqMyxPIWlMICq43ptEHnOVl6ATmlERZ4YlrY7nOufiaNic7mdA"}
{"text": "6级大招忘记点了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "泼水结冰", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "他又故意弄伤了右臂？ 左臂没事吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6640690"}
{"text": "过去虽然有很多困难，但最终都解决了。", "question": "随便说一下这个故事。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "1979138"}
{"text": "挖了半天都没找到好化石决定牺牲自己成全后人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gom1pams5zj30ci0elaja"}
{"text": "在酷热中，龙猫大量出现！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4575842"}
{"text": "真是小看你了.居然逼我现出真身跟你战斗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt7avie27nj30ci0eldgt"}
{"text": "老师为什么还是单..", "question": null, "star": 351, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gss50dblnpj610p10paf802"}
{"text": "夏亚进行了阿克西斯的坠落行动，但在希尔曼多被反弹了回去。", "question": "在哆啦A梦的世界里，如果出现了高达，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510102"}
{"text": "只有酒和女人是朋友。", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "下次你死定了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzvqz733unj30ci0elq5n"}
{"text": "新世界。 \n\n新天地、新时代。", "question": "每个贼约会最适合的地方是公园吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7242895"}
{"text": "被骂了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380463"}
{"text": "你们谁都没数着！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhG0MBs21baT2DT9ScVAcpDc0QgTn9f1Kib010xBtYuBRQWoVtZPjP7Upg"}
{"text": "日语系开学第一周，男生宿舍。当时宿舍 6 个人都不熟，彼此之间名字都记不住。某天一室友推门进来，手里拿了一摞动漫海报，二三十张的样子。“咱们把宿舍墙壁贴一下吧！”……（全宿舍沉默）……“唉，你想要哪张？”我：“emmmmm，这张亚丝娜，栗山未来，还有这个炮姐的吧……”另一个（身着黑岩射手 T 恤的）室友：“黑岩射手的这张吧，亚丝娜的还有吗？”又一个室友：“逢坂大河！”又又一个室友：“那我就要 lovelive 这张吧……”唯一一个不怎么二刺猿的室友：“没有巨人的吗？”我们就这么你一言我一语地分完了海报，没有人惊讶“哇你竟然也看过这个”，仿佛认识这些角色是一件非常天经地义的事情。（具体名字可能跟当时说的不一样，实在是记不清了，印象中还有 fate、初音）然后我们就把宿舍墙壁给糊满了……得嘞，全员二次元~我至今记得宿管第一次查房，进入到我们宿舍后的表情变化……", "question": "如何在新班级里快速确认哪个人是二次元？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "导演已经喊咔了，下一轮再打", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "肯德基爷爷还真相信了我给他的配方啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jq4JjKvsicCuHFE3XKM4BYa44a26sZibFBbsfm9QzufCPXORiaTnvKBmcyw"}
{"text": "五个人进地铁只刷了一张卡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohkb1r5uj209l0c0tal"}
{"text": "无论听多少遍，田中君的迟到理由都无法理解", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gshht3ifiij30ci0eldnh"}
{"text": "突然响起二人转的音乐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RX04OCZL6HECcueicPxPGArd2NGxhJp2EtAzg7rojsDybTXnDNywtwhXQWOnBO2mU9Qh1HYVpILuQ"}
{"text": "为了回答你的问题，我特意把我养了好些年眼镜王蛇捅醒了，他起床气挺大的，直接就照着我左胳膊咬了一口。事实证明，眼镜王蛇养熟了，他还会咬人的。不说了，正在淘宝上看骨灰盒呢，店家说半小时内付款给我打半价，还说要送我一", "question": "眼镜王蛇养熟了真的几乎不攻击饲主吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朝那边喊喂！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4498774"}
{"text": "我大概爱银河1吧。", "question": "请不要让我难堪/为难我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2492390"}
{"text": "话说夜神在笔记上写XXX使老婆怀上双胞胎然后挂了的话能实现包生崽吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "从今天开始努力学习，但不要急躁，要像静香一样稳步前进。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064114"}
{"text": "会啊。但主办方点名要求唱也没办法。", "question": "歌手反复唱一首歌（代表作），会不会恶心想吐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打开碎纸机看到了内部的工作人员", "question": null, "star": 446, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gke9jkvalfj610s1d1wke02"}
{"text": "打开手机", "question": "最近很少听到的那个词。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2058024"}
{"text": "约好了一起减肥，制定了健身计划和食谱。说好了不吃零食，结果我偷偷去买肉夹馍的路上看见了啃炸鸡的他。", "question": "室友的哪些不该看的东西被你看到了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "荷尔蒙爆炸爱心", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6829054"}
{"text": "不要把常陆说成常陆石。", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "美国：什么是新冠病毒？意大利：什么是口罩？德国：什么是不好意思？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tic2l4IBktNVGHMyGJFf2d3OWpoNCWAJUibUcfVn1k34TGdXPdBsckiaiblaiaBrHZ0Iah0F1r4bO36GA"}
{"text": "你是特意为那条鱼留的吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3374579"}
{"text": "今天的午餐吃咖喱乌冬面吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021637"}
{"text": "AI思考的哆啦A梦", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6949287"}
{"text": "在Google上搜索“悟空”。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370702"}
{"text": "修完空调后拿着多出来的零件陷入沉思", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHJlKOZ8ptULu9jia7Zdmzx49mplgaTcUUXgW9OpmlryH9mPluicHEqXiaw"}
{"text": "当快要输的时候，可以把棋盘反过来，让游戏变得胜负未定。", "question": "足球场上出现了新的把戏，是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6909805"}
{"text": "为了躲避保龄球的撞击球瓶进化出了新技能", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectan6m3guj20b00ckdh9"}
{"text": "我下面就穿了一条泳裤有必要搜查这么长时间吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJokNCcvtoCIjWJ6N8e6DRjpAuvFjurmjYzSIeMFq0fxhx9E05iaPdAicZw"}
{"text": "无论投什么球，裁判都会判为好球。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3774309"}
{"text": "被喂热腾腾的关东煮。", "question": "主人公的标志性台词就是“我一定要诉说出来！” 结果如何呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6927427"}
{"text": "爸：“不要关电视。我没睡，在听声音。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Bajg640SAXYcyreuoJx3BM9zCd80DVeCfkia9wQJJ2SX6YicX0kGiaRAiaEw"}
{"text": "他在装蒜呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6483922"}
{"text": "别吵了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906608"}
{"text": "自动驾驶原理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEy46GwkBbutrH2ibBNibIZgPjOicoKUibiaCXEicPu4hgUZIh7z7MGxU3RibZDg"}
{"text": "大喊一声：旺旺!", "question": "你每天睁开眼后干的第一件事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊猫说。", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "大空翼（0岁）", "question": null, "star": 458, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gizdmkj162j60xe18in3c02"}
{"text": "知平本使用白眼看看对方剩余查克拉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxk3AVOGP4SSLR3kMDAd8kic1MiaJMbLy6qBzmofdYl0TADJfe8lzk6ucdg"}
{"text": "我认为是这篇：A few goodmen: Surname-sharing Economist Coauthors这篇文章是四个姓 Goodman 的经济学家一起发的，因此论文的题目叫做 a few goodmen。此论文唯一的目的就是讨论同姓氏的经济学家一起发论文的现象。他们声称在过去最多有三位同姓氏的经济学家一起发论文。这四个人中任意两人彼此之间没有婚姻关系，血缘关系，并且不来自相同的研究机构。这是我见过的最闲得蛋疼的论文之一。", "question": "有哪些奇葩的论文题目？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃鸡队伍中唯一的妹子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BadK4KibKYA7x7POkvl8e3M9WYot84pVxzUXEVbgJ3nL3CwcBvFLsurlw"}
{"text": "有种要死的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "3936062"}
{"text": "昨天检查过了，所以很安全。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1130983"}
{"text": "我拉开拉链，倒立着走进便利店，然后对店员说，“全开的人会变成前科犯哦，嘻嘻嘻。”", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "我在最近的便利店买了一款叫做附赠金币巧克力!的商品，但是不知道哪个是有奖的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2373811"}
{"text": "Java有项天赋，就是能把中小型软件写成大型的。", "question": "我的一位老师说，Java 适用于大型软件而 C# 适用中小型软件。这是真的么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汪汪队立大功！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKib1hE8N9SqblbLao7skRsjuZyJtbJBpQ8LibPmFhAayJnm9xvojk1uiaQ"}
{"text": "【下一个，给你点提示，是姐姐的罩杯哦】【A】【你想死吗？】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibYcc5tRklqoVZv6T5LMgJmASiaz2j1gtFrePlDPdGnZ9Z5icqAEeG1hxA"}
{"text": "主人每次都当成宝捡回去今天也要多拉点才行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt1iyaqoutj30ci0eljws"}
{"text": "老 年 太 阳 骑 士", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "开慢一点啊师傅！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kmYDjBsE9CpBzNZTxbgoGpb0YkX7icLQibSTodMdjHRuLJZE8F7Jjl4GQ"}
{"text": "趁时间暂停赶快补觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvShw25KW5TRAMESsiawt5kXcjLmDJ2Zx4pOqktyvh0tCb5GG36Qo0DEVw"}
{"text": "检察日报不懂法！", "question": "如何一句话就让律师/检察官/法官原地崩溃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的发型更奇怪啦", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "过去，在船桥有一个汽车电影院。我们完全不看电影，只享受大声的音乐和车辆的摇摆。回家的时候交通非常堵塞。", "question": "真的不想读古老的开头。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6988486"}
{"text": "拉开电灯开关发现不是自己家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee4ysw4ci5j20b10ak0th"}
{"text": "右边脸被蜜蜂蛰了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8fmJjTSHvPAVicib6S2zbxsia6c4ia3JEqMVVFhSDME9w2dn4mOEX8GnOSA"}
{"text": "妈妈的味道！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVH1EsIhpTqrgk7e0ibHROFL2ZXJVVJUwrfptbzYsYQ9L7YYV1ooUNUPA"}
{"text": "（嗖嗖……．「嗯？谁在那儿！」『喵……喵~』「什么嘛……是猫啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2heogvzgmj30ci0eldje"}
{"text": "我们班是五班，我们的口号是“五班五班，我是五班，再说一遍，我是五班。”我们真的喊了这个，结果笑喷一片。到六班的时候，他们竟然也喊“五班五班，我是五班”，我心想你们抄袭好歹也把班名换一下吧，谁知他们后面还有一句，“逗你玩的，我是六班”", "question": "校运会你听过哪些令你尴尬到无语的口号吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等着被抛上天的教练下落", "question": null, "star": 344, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzyl17pvzj610o1cw47e02"}
{"text": "戴眼镜伪装。", "question": "进入学术会议最简单的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5705912"}
{"text": "这太简单了，对于天才来说，只需要 3 天达到 p11-p12 级，然后混吃等死，度过后面的 362 天，让水平降低到 p9-10 就可以了。", "question": "作为一个天才，如何在1年内编程技术水平达到阿里巴巴p9-10级别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不觉得今天的车轴特别硬吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WRAyhwp8Qo7O1YtCTUZMG69cwBExjBzM1Gibs3M473tdiatRzJyTnibnxw"}
{"text": "身体清洁后在床上静心冥想，沐浴蓝光，安然入睡。", "question": "睡觉前的仪式。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3941128"}
{"text": "餐桌不见了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4470638"}
{"text": "流鼻血的听众", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmiakkaFvjnXkKeUehNa8nHicD2cSgZb9NGwmrh05jLpMCOrB5IuXT9wIw"}
{"text": "哇哦哦哦~ 哇哦哦哦~ 一直这样下去就要掉下去了~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5392270"}
{"text": "吃到了一张合格证这个汉堡算合格还是不合格？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pWjcUdEkkgDrOo4CfiaXnRtjoxiaDXcgG3zwXnXBXEUIXPlAC8MtOKnvw"}
{"text": "然后被包围了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5052426"}
{"text": "遛qq宠物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHkcGCMwNKia2uPncFHUCJt8tqQVG3fcS8duvHj33ASKSI4vCySRICzkg"}
{"text": "结束", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1625595"}
{"text": "好不容易一个人在喝酒，但是后面女生聚会开始了，所以我小心翼翼地不让他们发现我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568939"}
{"text": "蚌埠住了，做了当年我在 QQ 空间里才能做的事。", "question": "如何看待台州 4 女子寻刺激开保时捷去菜地偷菜一人当场被抓，目前均被行拘?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼睛不好使抓到大楼玻璃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHhuCAdzDJibZ9hBRzeuoCWFD7mQ9ickUPG14AoxZgw5UxkGG04O98ANVg"}
{"text": "禁酒！一定要禁酒啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3Bq88eT1B3drVJEfjFuHib0ugQxib1bne9rdI4X9V4etLLPvSPnszIA2Q"}
{"text": "我从未为无法消除证据模糊而如此后悔过。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5816832"}
{"text": "此人到处抢镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ib4oIxlKzBnhaoKgNIpQ7STSlmcfHbzsYl1riadTFheaPlibGVicSvOSsFA"}
{"text": "世界末日", "question": "把老人院说得好听一点。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5423476"}
{"text": "「你现在在哪里？」这句问话。", "question": "有哪些看上去早就存在的事物实际发明时间很晚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小侄女在iPad上玩植物大战僵尸， 就干两件事情：收太阳 + 种土豆给僵尸吃.她认为这个游戏是 在 养 僵 尸...", "question": "哪些事情让你觉得「哇！还可以这么干」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马鼻子被蜜蜂蛰了", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "夜间的活动结果。", "question": "孩子们本来可以做到的。", "star": 332, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386330"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者科的候诊室", "question": null, "star": 264, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwdmub3a6bj60zm1bhdmy02"}
{"text": "末班车", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303507"}
{"text": "打开朋友圈，感觉自己像在看《预言家日报》。", "question": "如何评价微信 6.0？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你试图舔出来夹在牙缝里的一根菜叶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZbIlD8Gic4RTXrqZVANHX0eTlv6K9iausUwmv0n5zQOQsic6cyuIk6iaCeA"}
{"text": "赵本山", "question": "如果被壁咚了，接下来会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1655058"}
{"text": "妈妈：这就是夏威夷～开心吗？", "question": null, "star": 305, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpuvnhf77wj610c1cgwkw02"}
{"text": "题主，我被女朋友邀请来了！你看这事儿怎么算。", "question": "用奖学金给女朋友买 iPhone 6 合适么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问，我可以回答这个问题吗", "question": "人可以自卑到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "翡翠夫人的下午茶时间", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3930786"}
{"text": "这个难题不仅难，而且眼睛都快花了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003713"}
{"text": "等一下我再吃这个。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6398538"}
{"text": "兄弟，您也是大学语文课程报告第二大题的第一小问吗", "question": "曹雪芹如何通过器物的描绘来塑造贾宝玉的性格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你掉的是这个吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954739"}
{"text": "对面的薯条店还有5分钟开始营业", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "你是谁，挑着扁擔的家伙？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3128660"}
{"text": "好不容易才跟喜欢的人同桌后座那小子跟老师说我挡住他看黑板了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glmhl7mnj1j30ci0elwnf"}
{"text": "胖「以后由我们代替哆啦A梦守护大雄！夫「没错！谁也别想再欺负他！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8oa4v783ej30ci0eltcq"}
{"text": "这次喝快一点就撒手，奶牛一定就踢不到我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaXgAMPiagOPRQVrBELIADFibnICweF9oBJB0R8CiaX68vPajYItfgo8QNA"}
{"text": "自拍神器磨皮磨得太过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvowtaoRxhsYIKia2FQfvJ0Fz4okm0licMXMGn1OV3IaDAzSMia5g7pUOoBA"}
{"text": "“典狱长下午好，我刚梦游自己在越狱”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "讨厌～海水把我妆都洗掉……『我打！哪来的妖怪！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxk5k46twvj30ci0el0wc"}
{"text": "这回扫地机器人真生气了", "question": null, "star": 179, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hap25egdnaj61401hcgvw02"}
{"text": "如果认为是就说是，既不这么想也不那么想，也不是那样，更不是那样。", "question": "请用尽全力写出让人深信不疑的文章。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867317"}
{"text": "刚上大学。学费要五千块钱。家里只有两千。父亲在他临走前一天晚上跟街坊打了一晚上麻将。硬是把五千块钱凑足了交到他手上。看着父亲满眼的血丝，微驼的身躯。他暗暗下定决心，以后一定要好好报答父亲。而一旁的母亲却心想：“哼，还算他们三个有点良心！”", "question": "如何用 100 字写出一个精彩的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我两次从警察手中逃脱了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4900888"}
{"text": "在推拉门上喷涂了自画像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FWtjyicldqoVvYBiaXVZppya4ykjErYgGrNhVjmNx61jJvqtB4R4iaTicxvXOELY6D7pI3xYOOdRtxSw"}
{"text": "资深进修医生", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713638"}
{"text": "外婆来看我了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "285824"}
{"text": "神马？我是2P？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ffciv5v5j20fn0e4n0f"}
{"text": "万一……万一全宇宙的生命总数为奇数该怎么办……", "question": "《复仇者联盟 3》的剧情有哪些槽点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其他男人", "question": "什么东西女人觉得很好看，男人却并不认同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手机掉下楼前的最后一张照片", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "我们时间都短，就按一个人收费吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNZtUo8Qib2wo3SazHznBC6PAia3klDsfZ3PbUmZia3qGy1VHJyJzVqUX6A"}
{"text": "普通的队员出乎意料地强。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1449653"}
{"text": "撞到脚趾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjm1Nx5FCRNhZjBialmiavUaj23wEn1rYMz7MeichZB1Tk1vO5hGOTjWB8ew"}
{"text": "你特么到底上不上！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "厕所还没加载出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkSia6u7jNXPhmfdlRicNIWodJMY79GEAszUbyvZkRZzpMbE9DmL4w1iaibg"}
{"text": "一头撞上了霍格沃茨支部书记的胸前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TWZOtAHGnia7kDfSnQodD4LQ7Ab6XBsuKicS4IgJcOicNPXw9TSP3IP1c2opibmMS9cBjSic9FqYraKVA"}
{"text": "让我们停止欺凌！的海报主要张贴在教师办公室里。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "婚外情的对象的妻子回来后慌忙躲进衣柜里，但是有个不认识的老爷爷在里面。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207629"}
{"text": "爱揪前桌女孩的小辫儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uWYzatbI01cnLXGJCzA4BTAW6m1oxdgxicTB3gTnxgWw61a2jJRQE7SA"}
{"text": "爸爸，比赛结束了，你可以把拍子放下了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7n1xE4RTpBSfm0jvGgbKTF5zP9xTiaAfGr3Ysx7bDrt0khB4n7HYb12SA"}
{"text": "哦？你是说kernel吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4882976"}
{"text": "公安机关抓获一个伪装成斑马线偷窥女性裙底的犯罪团伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyiccMBQ6dpbMkDsQn0XQH0RkibOExR1Wa5noxZT1yFlRDa2e3ZLTBKlFTg"}
{"text": "博彩一直买国足赢~", "question": "如何优雅地炫富？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他/她把掉在地上的十元硬币捡起来还给了我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4305542"}
{"text": "“今天是星期四吧…难道说！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTSee6T2B2gn6L7QKxmyqSeF6c6DRzricn3t1mH4hu39SicNDsyQxfuruw"}
{"text": "告辞了，先走一步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8twymmabjj20fp0e20tp"}
{"text": "这是台风直击现场的报道。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3822822"}
{"text": "堀川君", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "有天中午我爸妈吵架，我妈揍了我爸一顿，还把饭菜收，我爸没得吃了。到了下午，我爸饿得狠了，我妈也气消了，就把剩饭热了热，给我爸端上来。谁知我爸哪根筋搭错了，看着桌上的饭不仅没有好好吃饭，反而唱了起来：没有吃没有穿，自有那敌人送上前……于是......他又没得吃了。", "question": "你遇到过哪些能让人笑成鼻涕虫番茄皮的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太美了！真的古典美出来了！！领舞的下颚线比我的生涯规划还清晰！！！", "question": "如何评价 2022 春晚的舞蹈《只此青绿》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手机拍照对焦失败…", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "如果《乘风破浪的姐姐》可以被叫做《青春有您》。。。那《披荆斩棘的哥哥》不就是。。。《偶像复习生》", "question": "《披荆斩棘的哥哥》会像《乘风破浪的姐姐》一样爆火吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我表演完了。。。可以吃了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcfpfHTY7TS46dT6rLhlnZBq6DEOO7BGaptgAZDPiacYK76ia8eT48bV3g"}
{"text": "夜行神探", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3127642"}
{"text": "大学的时候看校园十佳歌手比赛，我是观众，然后台上有一个帅气的 boy 抱着吉他自弹自唱结束后腼腆又深情的拿着话筒说今天他要鼓起勇气向一个女孩子表白，他喜欢她很久了然后就是一大段表白的话语，然后又说女孩今天也来现场了，最后问了一句 XXX 你愿意做我女朋友吗？观众静止几秒后就沸腾了，接着开始起哄女主角快出来，正在这闹腾劲我不知道我哪根筋抽了，大大方方就站起来了，并 360 度转身一圈，微笑着向礼堂里的观众挥手示意（脑补国家元首夫人接见民众画面），整个礼堂都炸锅了，各种呐喊声鼓掌声……台上男生脸都吓白了……我并不认识那个男孩纸，那个男孩纸要表白的也不是我，我就是突然想站起来感受一下这热烈的掌声……然后我坐下的时候我的小伙伴都惊呆了，一脸「TMD 这样也行？」的表情看着我，然后他们叫我赶紧跑，待会那吉他男肯定要下来揍我，我想了想觉得他们说得也挺有道理的，于是赶紧灰溜溜地回宿舍去待着玩电脑了。没有后续啦，我也不认识那个男生，所以也无从得知他咋样了……哈哈哈哈，现在时回忆起来我也想不起当时为啥要突然站起来，只记得一股热血，冥冥之中一个声音在告诉我：「萌萌，站起来～站起来～～」", "question": "你见过哪些不按套路出牌的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自治会干部抽签决定的样子", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449839"}
{"text": "蚂蚁搬家。", "question": "买五十个菠萝。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4463426"}
{"text": "这个弹道我用手应该能行吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4129538"}
{"text": "魔王（勇者应该会进这里~药草和传说级武器就放这儿吧嘿嘿嘿，一定要找到哟~卜）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnvg7h5f3uj30ci0el49j"}
{"text": "原来在媒人眼里我就是这种货色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUoj058TGPQCCmuia4K3C9EQjp5AJyEm84FLytQCPXnLum7piaYhjSMP7w"}
{"text": "手机在震动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGch5OGgaxZbf1v0jDjHMcviaXibhPicn2QqFUfsR9TbicHIOew0rb4Ax1CCA"}
{"text": "看到快要沉溺于恋爱的男女，就迅速赶去救援，防止事故发生。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1396041"}
{"text": "别那么得意忘形了！", "question": "18版的TikTok被批评。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4099782"}
{"text": "第一次听好耳机不会给人多大震撼，但是当换回普通耳机的时候，震撼就来了。", "question": "第一次听好耳机对你带来的震撼有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "留了这么厚的作业", "question": null, "star": 340, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "儿子不到六岁，最近养成了啃指甲的坏毛病。家里发现了以后，极为重视，各级主管部门联手开展整治，主管生活的姥姥全天监控，不让他有任何可乘之机。分管学习的我许诺只要一周不咬，重奖变形金刚一台。负责意识形态的妈妈则直接上了刑讯，打得鬼哭狼嚎。威逼利诱之下，儿子的嚣张气焰有所收敛，只在在幼儿园午睡的时候偷偷在被子里啃，人不知鬼不觉........因为啃的幅度不大，所以事后很难发现，有时候看着觉得好像啃了，但又不甚明显，只能在放学接他的时候让他自己坦白，可儿子每次言之凿凿，绝对没啃，一脸坦诚，弄得全家都觉得有时候是不是错怪了他。正好那天媳妇有事，我去接孩子，门口碰见也去接孩子的同事，聊了会这事，同事说现在的孩子猴精，打死不承认，你肯定问不出来的。等孩子接出来，我还没开口，他张嘴就说，今天没啃啊，我都没理他，说谁关心你那点破事，我热死了，你们幼儿园附近哪有卖冰棍的，儿子兴奋的告诉我前面拐弯就有，我说你指路，他说行行，我漫不经心的来了句，今天啃了几次？儿子一愣，半天没说话，我说你喜欢吃巧克力的还是牛奶的，儿子恢复了兴奋，说要吃巧克力牛奶的。买了冰棍，儿子沉醉其中，我随口指着他拿冰棍的手说，今天是啃的是这只手吧，他头也不抬的说，不是，今天啃的是那只........跟在后面的同事口瞪目呆。晚上，同事给我发微信，说尼玛你儿子也算条好汉了，怎么摊上你这么个干过公安的爹。", "question": "刑警是怎么破案的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从明天开始就是女孩子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06Dc4blXtia2wBnibBeagPgJmoBFZYs92lZVcOgZqfaKMWReA4tYicT1kLTw"}
{"text": "麦可拉的初次亮相令人绝望。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6697299"}
{"text": "他那智商怎么可能我们去救真正的大雄吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4do8268flj30ci0el0vi"}
{"text": "刚来杭州的时候参加了一个阻止人自杀的联防小队。小队长把我们几个刚来杭州的人分成一组进行培训。培训后我们几个外地人决定一起吃个饭增进一下塑料花情意。我们去饭店的途中路过一个比较老旧的小区。就听几个杭州大妈很大声的聊天:「这小区里有太多的 GAY 了，越来越多，这些 GAY 真脏，毛讨厌了。应该有人管管这些 GAY 了……」GAY 来 GAY 去，一直骂个不停。我们这群队员里的一个攀枝花来的小伙子突然冲出去对着这几个阿姨大喊:「GAY 怎么了，GAY 怎么脏了，为什么 GAY 就不能生活在你们小区，你们杭州人很高级吗？这座城市容不下几个同性恋吗？」 杭州大妈们听到后一脸懵逼。我们走上前离得近了，才发现这几个大妈前面有几只流浪狗。原来这几个大妈是在评论这几只，流浪 GAY。夕阳下，攀枝花小伙儿的脸更加红润了……", "question": "有哪些因为方言导致的误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我释放了那个被囚禁在自己内心的男人，因为他吸收了我的养分。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3876831"}
{"text": "重要会议前打印资料时黄色、洋红、青色、黑色全都没墨了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwnwbb4cudj30ci0elgp4"}
{"text": "四川舍友：吃酸奶吗？某：辣吗？", "question": "你见过哪些过分的地图炮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发送今日观察人类数据到猫星球：他们还停留在车坏了要靠推的年代。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "散步前热身", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g14vba4tw8j20yi1duql0"}
{"text": "加油~~~！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4790386"}
{"text": "有钱人", "question": "年轻律师应多接触哪些人际圈及结识哪些人群以利于拓展案源和职业发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "知邮话名用户特斯拉牌帚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy6GMRzXDorfKicrDhPIzyjfzYWDm99MVxZ5uTbUnA1k1SgXvQTyYu0EA"}
{"text": "都说了我不是twitter那只鸟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gojsv68aj5j612s1fp12r02"}
{"text": "喵喵画圈圈，跳跳~", "question": "什么是适当的图画歌曲歌词？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1272613"}
{"text": "早上起床下面起反应时的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrE1uzH3bYycvS4EicctBHJrROibAYsajaoVKFrcoeictuIMZLCic8nYmJILw"}
{"text": "雨漏得太过分了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4810629"}
{"text": "下周预告已经准备好了。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的笑话开头。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6885280"}
{"text": "玩躲猫猫时瞬间被抓到", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "对决！", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "6228857"}
{"text": "供我读书，我才不要一个人去上大学！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1wen49eltj30ci0eltc3"}
{"text": "问我的基本上下一句都是「要不我给你介绍个？」……", "question": "刚认识的女生问你有没有女朋友是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我费了老大劲才把花救出来的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM88KVXePeBib04oQnVVJE8DqhViaOiaQoPiciciaACWsCDehRcMZMwESqsP4TQ"}
{"text": "为什么把竞品公司叫做木马？", "question": "这家公司常有的事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6494689"}
{"text": "我是不是有点跑题，这个算是另一种「整容」吧。我堂弟。六岁在老家从窗台上掉下来，脸上硌了个石子。后来石子下来了，但他也因此一侧脸有了酒窝，不得不说，至今是我们家族极帅的门面，笑起来更可爱了。", "question": "小时候做了整容，长大之后容貌会变成什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "北方人第一次见到会飞的蟑螂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbNRY9u9bo7sPo8DJnKHEFIeuz2Wxibn9aDmAuhxQblv4zKIsvH7CHzdA"}
{"text": "怪兽也有怪兽的苦衷。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6459259"}
{"text": "DEM3WERAE麻将正式列入奥运比赛项目", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5Lt5AZV6sOP0f0ByOiaMz61awG5jXfvibTMcLbibdQfjQIar2YdcyIdAHIQ"}
{"text": "由于动物的本能，有时会高速旋转，导致头皮的皮肤因为摩擦产生热量而烧伤。", "question": "男人戴假发的缺点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6417850"}
{"text": "早上挤地铁的你", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "他在电影中以临时演员的身份出现过。", "question": "七分之一的电影特约演员有过不知道的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7377425"}
{"text": "你们这些家伙竟然让我流着鼻血吃东西，你们的神经是怎么长的啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3630805"}
{"text": "哥斯拉和我想象的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3182934"}
{"text": "和反对结婚的已婚人士一样，只有亲身体验才能知道真正的危险程度。", "question": "为什么拥有核武器的国家反对核武器？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099509"}
{"text": "站着干什么？把你家灯打开，我需要光", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "老龄化", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "按下门铃的瞬间门开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmhnZdO0iaSD1AUuhPic1Ebke6F1802b9axj2HmL8aicicxs2oX68XnY979g"}
{"text": "如果我当时没有戴能看见未来妻子的眼镜就好了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1617157"}
{"text": "最近有什么让你生气的事吗？大概就是那种应该事先告诉你这不是沙拉之类的事情吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373284"}
{"text": "爸妈进屋&爸妈走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNfFwOlMicXA4KRoiaibqc9aaPqLSKNHmNSrKHMpV7A7nF7seh4KcnMkkwA"}
{"text": "高树公鹿", "question": null, "star": 71, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "鸽子拉屎了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374043"}
{"text": "膨胀的不是梦，而是肌肉。", "question": "大人的迪士尼乐园", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3981584"}
{"text": "好不容易想递给她，可是刚才还在这里的纱姬前辈不见了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480706"}
{"text": "在屋台（路边摊）买了件衣服都能看见眼睛的眼镜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7278385"}
{"text": "巧克巧克牛奶巧克力味 力味味力味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1earggs4z8xj20bb0azt9u"}
{"text": "去听萧敬腾的演唱会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhK6ickoleLjUvica5nQmXHNGWaoiafHzUjb9QxW85Qia1C5gOvKichmRkcthg"}
{"text": "背景：某汽车垂直媒体编辑我司一同事迷信 iPhone 7 Plus 的拍照能力，于是上周在一个非常重要的发布会上，因为沉，没拿单反（注解：出差活动，他带了单反走，但是去活动会场的时候放在酒店，没拿），于是传回来一张又一张虚的不能看的人物特写（场面图还是能用的，人物特写完全不能用。隔着十几米甚至几十米还是杂光环境，用手机拍一个人的特写，想想都可怕）。去之前，他问过我 7P 俩摄像头不用单反了吧，我说发布会的光线环境下光学变焦用不了，根本拍不回能用的。不听劝。于是，今天他已经是我前同事了。", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "彻子的脏房间", "question": "请不要添加一个字破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7252220"}
{"text": "由于配球失误导致的大火。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7200927"}
{"text": "买口罩需要出门，出门需要戴口罩，我没有口罩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba7Tjq4CmlNdn2ZTvZcoYTmzhupV6E65M6zbITwVuBTib3ul74ib5BbqMg"}
{"text": "y", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxlNas4bk9TwNRAQuY9norJeMiamia7ZibFwYicQJuVzpVpib1qqGouSFcg60Q"}
{"text": "“这么巧你也在大号啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f95cg007kvj20ff0f776h"}
{"text": "老公，这边肥皂好像快用完了，还有那个牛奶肥皂。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939948"}
{"text": "那个人在擅自唱电视上那个人的歌。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622737"}
{"text": "*猫头鹰*没有人：ai作图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhG9f5NMvibIFVUiaZ7GicaH7EMHff9pFmnc2ZxAtUbAp4pgd4ic8oAq2T3dA"}
{"text": "妈妈！我要尿尿！", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8l1pevs6dj61401et48302"}
{"text": "无论看多少次，都没有自己的准考证号码。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484330"}
{"text": "筷子试图从串上夹下来，结果筷子断了。", "question": "烧烤常见知识。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6522054"}
{"text": "每年的这一天，即使不去工作，也会突然出现一些情侣，不过这些恋情通常不会长久啦。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "602987"}
{"text": "大白兔奶糖与花生同嚼，有牛轧糖味。", "question": "有哪些常见的食材经过巧妙或特殊的处理后变得非常美味或者别致？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那是我的假牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcD8LbC7t6aicmQGoeODeAwxZdibTI18afBvAsNAibxsZbnPrzM8Z4KTfxMQ"}
{"text": "老板的爷爷老是推荐我喝可乐。", "question": "这是什么牛肉奇幻料理？", "star": 792, "type": "T2T", "image": "3689408"}
{"text": "看着...我的腋下出汗。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6543473"}
{"text": "等待主人拉便便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4rjk7xn02j30ci0elwji"}
{"text": "不需要不会工作的赛亚人！", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "转生了却...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6626301"}
{"text": "这个声音、这个气味……没错了老师！放屁的一定是由中君！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibqYqYfyjBglE5aTmuTTiaf9icZpnhUwsz6XIqZIu3q1TGJk9WGNr1gz3w"}
{"text": "地球上最有钱有闲、有权有势、身体最好、吸引力最强的一群人，这样很正常好吧。", "question": "为什么美漫里的超级英雄大都性生活混乱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没想到二手书店里竟然还有书。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6685941"}
{"text": "这只模仿正在积极进行交通管理的人的猫非常精神。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5529712"}
{"text": "希望今年没有怪兽出……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4d9mdmijrj30ci0el79d"}
{"text": "窗口边缘人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4477142"}
{"text": "由于新老师一直用腹语上课三个学期过后都不知道哪个才是本体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqwue6khl0j30ci0eljxt"}
{"text": "感受下哪款洗衣机噪音更小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJFsHXobJma2B5aBa1MoF20KicRgIWSyyx2DXAEtaq5FvyqmdhMQM7ibtQ"}
{"text": "我是河神，请问这是你掉水里的斧子吗", "question": null, "star": 69, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "四川有句土话，宁肯屁儿流脓，不肯嘴巴受穷。你大概能了解了吧。", "question": "重庆人，成都人都经常吃辣，菊花没事么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "11 年实习，去理想国际大厦，参加新浪一个部门的面试。面试官坐在沙发里，摇头晃脑转着笔，然后二十分钟的面试，当我面接了十五分钟的电话。13 年去金山面试，面试官是位之前做在线 os 的，做的东西被金山收了，然后整场面试没问过我问题，就一直在介绍他当年多么失意，同事如何看不起，被金山收购那天如何站起来了…不过这个倒没觉得不被尊重，只觉得不像是面试。13 年同时间段去 360 面试，面试官正常面完后，犹豫了一下，然后说我马上准备走了，这里是个坑，你别来…当然，这也没觉得不尊重，就是好玩。同时间段去雪球面试，当时好像没有前端 leader，然后总监面完后找了个客户端 leader 来面，小哥问了我一个问题，如何保证你来了之后，不会跳槽呢。emmm 我回答我也不知道，我觉得这个应该是贵司需要考虑的。小哥说，那就没什么可聊的了，然后站起来推开会议室门出去了，门也没关，门外小哥的同事们都好奇的往里看。我坐在里面，当时感觉是走也不是，不走也不是，足足等了半小时…13 还是 14 年，被猎头喊去参加了一个百度 lbs 的面试专场，一群人坐在一个大屋子里，等着 hr 小姐姐进来喊名字带走。然后一个小姐姐进来，大声的喊「姚三土，姚三土在么！」16 年去蚂蚁面试，面试官考白板，要求纸上写代码。我说这个 api 记不太清了，拿您电脑浏览器命令行写行不。回答是「来这里的每个人，都得这么写」这或许是大厂底蕴吧…", "question": "你遇到过的最不被尊重的面试是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的名字，这是苹果手机历史上被黑的最惨的一次。女主角换到男主世界里，从苹果 4 或 5 换到了苹果 6 或 7，竟然没有感到任何惊讶和不适，而是很熟练的就用起了新款的苹果手机。这说明，三年时间里，苹果手机在技术上的飞跃几乎为零。黑的好啊，新海诚心机 Boy。", "question": "电影《你的名字。(君の名は。) 》有哪些不易发现的小细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三十分钟“诚实点好吗已经乘十了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uLOVpOHib20GnZdXjFWXYzVg8ddsbF0ksOzxbU0sTdT7ARxia4ppjdguQ"}
{"text": "开玩笑说“你小子不会是敌人的间谋吧，结果他真的露出了诡异的笑容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyFBM9rSqUgpIAhhvSpoM5efnlG2y1kQv6tuTuILyEAYOkjIvNTNagBBw"}
{"text": "接下来，我简单讲两句。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3rzols5j20fs0e2guj"}
{"text": "读高中时我的唯一一张跟女生的合影", "question": null, "star": 659, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu98v6boyzj610m1ct15u02"}
{"text": "铃木常务在震度3的地震发生时消失无踪，原来他正在桌子下面检查手电筒和金币。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "1413110"}
{"text": "兄弟们上错了，这是个男妈妈", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "这是日本的一句谚语，“インゲンダモノ”在中文中可以理解为“物以类聚”。", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "输入密码时的店员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhfnz8v7kuj30ci0elwik"}
{"text": "又要超薄，又要牢固不破，又要润滑剂，又要杀精剂，又要颜色，又要螺纹，又要香味，又要表面的东西吃下去没有副作用。就这样才卖几块钱，你还嫌贵？", "question": "避孕套的定价是否过高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好痛！！！送？什么嘛！只有我没发降落伞吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr6hycd8yaj30ci0eljwq"}
{"text": "这个老公真难起床啊！闹钟响了多少次了你还不起来！？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2602913"}
{"text": "我的妹妹们。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2528005"}
{"text": "小姐姐马上上来了，你就学一下倒立吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "选了树上最大的人参果来吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nzgqTfTibA4JvHAibmMKewIlZibia58E5cWzhsibjmmrGXwE9mmkjUpbkgxA"}
{"text": "# Kamaitachi滨家的模仿者在第一轮比赛中被淘汰了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625339"}
{"text": "我被猫袭击了并昏倒了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5647518"}
{"text": "卡！拍到出来杉了啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1helagrblabj30ci0el0tj"}
{"text": "他长得帅，但是经济条件不好。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7332994"}
{"text": "老师：哪位同学来黑板上做一下这道题？", "question": null, "star": 911, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1girhrwkf2gj60u00u079h02"}
{"text": "到底是谁偷吃了那两个鸡腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8edUsjKU4BXRv0rk3Bo2ibt5vctyIVmYOlGagRG0UeBP4OgjLCsib5rFw"}
{"text": "说不爱你就不爱你了。", "question": "和成熟男人谈恋爱是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拔开后，液体飞溅到她脸上的距离是一米。", "question": "请问如何测量一米？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4131956"}
{"text": "右手掏出手机，「什么？你听不清呀？这儿太吵了……」左手捂住嘴和话筒，匆匆往外走。出了食堂，收起手机，顺手擦嘴，油太大就在电线杆上抹抹，搞定。", "question": "在学校餐厅吃饭发现没带纸巾，如何优雅地离开？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "灭门", "question": "武侠剧一般用何种方式开篇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到糟糕的视频时，先把它关掉看一下。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "除了主人以外，才不让你们抱抱～！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h94t6yf52oj30ci0elgpc"}
{"text": "第一次来参观爸爸工作的地方", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY39eGUSljDpFRMnxuwtg43aKibib5ddrY5W5STxlLC0ItCrxIkKZENcialw"}
{"text": "（高一生）初中时，记得有一次晚上特别困了……然后在试卷上写下了：「表达了角 A 的思乡之情。」", "question": "如何在数学证明试卷上调戏阅卷人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闹钟很可爱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nFzZ9nM8ic0JMqMTHIAhtiaiaibzp7A7N6fuicNSoYbZcAvDqod2KaXhVgJ1A"}
{"text": "和他一起去人多的地方吃饭……小声告诉他要抱抱……当他拥抱的时候大声说「姐夫不要这样！！！！！！！」", "question": "如何向男朋友表达愤怒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "山西人吃醋的时候可能会放点面条～", "question": "普通人对山西是什么印象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柯南的手表型麻醉枪。", "question": "电视业界的管制越来越严格，终于禁止了什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2255345"}
{"text": "这个月罐头的预算请多写一点", "question": null, "star": 47, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "我吃点儿炸药把自己炸到 100 米外算破记录么。", "question": "我想在国际奥委会之外建立一个允许使用兴奋剂的运动会体系可行吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下！刚才给咱们指路的那个村民，是不是有点不对劲？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTr0JttOWZwl2tibL60rb8D28XXgHGfib2aH42z9icPfeMIJB7nyUia9sKpg"}
{"text": "摔倒滚楼梯也能这么淡定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9zo3o0zebj20bb0b4wfi"}
{"text": "东西我要撤走了昂", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvsxmj18gnj20yi12rb29"}
{"text": "明天就退休的由中老师已经无所畏惧了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnakdjfql7j30ci0el7am"}
{"text": "不得不举手又不想被抽中时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ea7ebaktj30ci0elaet"}
{"text": "快点回来好吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7083213"}
{"text": "我梦见去法国旅游了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387661"}
{"text": "「老师，奥特曼想到黑板上做题」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efgb55v9sgj20b60asjsb"}
{"text": "错过了开园时间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GDwAR9myjOkJrkyvdaGja9M7icxadOIHR9SQ4icPeuk3T0JFnKKfehBPSxycj1YgcDKNpVdfV6tP5w"}
{"text": "小丸子，我的眼镜在哪边儿？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4165817"}
{"text": "老板跑家里来看我远程工作有没有偷懒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl53xgrppuj30ci0el42p"}
{"text": "等等，好像有点腥滑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBxRAW1F7u6AK01QQGpY6XBp1BHOXP0NOt4Mxya58OhYcPLbJsX0ia2cFhlKQ4H3IlS5rib301Hdzw"}
{"text": "尝试用Deadball投稿时发现已有相同的冷笑话被投过。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5988797"}
{"text": "第一次求婚", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "指ろ为🐴", "question": null, "star": 636, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "正打算吃饭的时候，招牌娘开始跳舞了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5913127"}
{"text": "下班你不让我走，意思是要我上班走？", "question": "现在的95后指挥不动，下班准时走，活安排不下去只能自己干，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "榻榻米变成了蹦床。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4589833"}
{"text": "小时候在楼上领居家玩，到了饭点老妈跑上来要把我撵回家，我一脸不情愿的跟着她走下了楼。等走到楼梯转角的时候，突然心血来潮，来了一个急速弯道漂移，结果我的拖鞋，飞了出去！正中我妈的后脑勺！那天我是站着吃饭的，不是我妈不让我坐，是坐不下。长大之后才明白，每一个屁股翘的人，身后都承载了太多太多悲伤的往事。 有一次去看杂技表演，单车从躺着地上的人身上越过去的节目让我印象很深刻，心想自己一定也要学会这门杂技。回到家后，赶紧让外婆平躺在地上，等她好不情愿的躺下之时，我立马踏上我的四轮小单车一顿猛踩，就在我准备腾空而起的时候，外婆站了起来，一顿暴揍。", "question": "你小时候因为什么而被爸妈痛揍一顿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "水花溅到屁股了啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTZQAEJmew0TxJeQfdzRzRwb3WEdx4ndLWycjgKG8tZsIujHic2TfWibHw"}
{"text": "老师我真没骗你啦！我家起火了才迟到的嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gne3rr81igj30ci0elq8p"}
{"text": "哈哈题主很可爱。我们不用歪着脖子。转 90° 的字我们能看懂。", "question": "外国人是怎么在书架上找书的？都是歪着脖子的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游到终点后确认自己成绩的游泳选手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0syxiu2sqj30ci0eln00"}
{"text": "给，我的肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNmZR0ia52AKMH4W0gicDDaWcWUL4X4gOBll5IicCfiaemg4RKpCRmE1lj2Q"}
{"text": "没有发生过事故，保险费却没变（瑞士再保险公司）。", "question": "请问你刚刚说了什么我不太明白的事情？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7154884"}
{"text": "是我喜欢的那种绑法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RNB5MMXsLHOALrqJwD2O1hmGnmSygbictO6L6EylqcXicXvjUxuoYicfUA"}
{"text": "明明我很难过，为什么我只能写 20 个字？", "question": "有没有20字内很难过的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，差点踩到螃蟹了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7241930"}
{"text": "天井很低，要重新装修吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4519870"}
{"text": "你拿灭火器应该没法把我从墙里抠出来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIZe6UPXAaZBpF0fxmn6UTG3Un3Wt1YeYrVbqHPTHiaAQM48apvDaZTDw"}
{"text": "因为他们天真地以为自己没女朋友仅仅是因为高中禁止早恋~", "question": "为何刚进大学的新生都急于脱单？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我会变成纸巾盒吗？", "question": null, "star": 302, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwrpe8yaq8j60zl1bggr802"}
{"text": "科目一终于过了，拿了驾照就可以不用骑鹿了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "因搬家与友人伤感离别时每到一个红灯都追上来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0gksb5p7lj30ci0el783"}
{"text": "公司的黑暗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvv9zq7z3wj30ci0el41f"}
{"text": "手机找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WPW4HrOOsR15sibtkHBTlOJV4tY6t97KLYIk8KVJyMhliaer0iajTo779w"}
{"text": "安置和反制的区别", "question": "请问暖水袋和汤婆子有什么区别？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860169"}
{"text": "那家伙是卷发。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "他老婆生了个哈士奇", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "搜索“睡觉时手应该放在被子里面还是外面”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "过马路要走人行横道，不要骑车穿越。", "question": "创造一个新的现代谚语。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3397134"}
{"text": "我误把自慰视频上传到了咕噜社区。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6694233"}
{"text": "我忘了喝芬克尔的能量饮料。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3496072"}
{"text": "鹰国开启群体免疫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI09hLBDMX4EpaEicI4beEKUFOUTG3bj0v0Do0kRTYJnfvGzxAVvhuwtmQ"}
{"text": "用VR玩开放世界游戏却只喜欢去图书馆看书", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTx5BP0GhZg0a7YkmHibF9ibG3AyHH4lykRYjscibFLR9RpXF6chslu5rog"}
{"text": "听写训练", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyqmJzxeYlibujmLXd9fKCuTJNxicZZly3SU4Eicc6XfjIYibkgpOQ55Pumg"}
{"text": "MAIKO配备了自动充电功能。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3174583"}
{"text": "儿子拿着电脑主机，用离心力撞向关不上的后座车门的粗鲁手段修好了它。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1556480"}
{"text": "中华小当家失手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZMuF38kdPjZqPLunMUia3JVgVib7mKCj62h7Yrib6vsBlFsicAFcH1xtjkw"}
{"text": "别人的偶像偷税漏税，我的偶像才勉强交税。 ", "question": "嘉然和珈乐风波之后，是否能对 ASoul 这一虚拟偶像企划进行盖棺定论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个男人两晚三次，我要四个谢谢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDVvKQVNs1Ihurw9MNETCQ8IfGfrjIQiaCNKWSFImoZib9tT2Ts2XehibNA"}
{"text": "在偶像海报前鞠躬。", "question": "哎？这个人好像有点宗教信仰啊？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1910110"}
{"text": "问题：出身显赫的家族是什么体验？回答：张无忌：别人参加火拼直接上就行了，我还得先转着圈叫一遍“太师父”“大师伯”“二师伯”“三师伯”“四师伯”“六师叔”“七师叔”“宋师兄”“外公”“舅舅”“义父”“表妹麻烦你告诉赵敏等会我上去和芷若单挑的时候不要欺负小昭”。", "question": "如果知乎放到武侠世界会被提问什么问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "陈塘关。那个孩子叫哪吒。", "question": "那个「牺牲一个孩子让所有人幸福的城市」叫什么名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲妈打的毛衣不会不合身的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8PZCHGZRCEf1ffeaDdDY9bdcHBlQpD7WE44decQycACFeauUIiajrgqA"}
{"text": "说！不说我就要用我的大号喇叭吹出la的声音了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6719086"}
{"text": "吃饭吗？两万块。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6457798"}
{"text": "我就知道全都会出布！一群卑鄙小……送？！大雄！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6czdsuictj30ci0elgn9"}
{"text": "去买沐浴露，同款的有两种规格，400ml和800ml，800ml的按正价卖，400ml的办活动，第二瓶半价，在我妈被活动欺骗想买两瓶400ml的时候，我秒秒钟算出来400ml的办了活动仍然比800ml的贵很普通没亮点的回答，但是很现实不是吗", "question": "从哪一刻开始你觉得读书是有用的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是游戏的bug吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3528718"}
{"text": "左：GME, BB, AMC  右：TSLA, AAPL, AMZN", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "X", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvxqrkozdaj20yi0wqu0m"}
{"text": "都是好样的。", "question": "十二星座是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "犯人提出的要求是“想要整容鼻子”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6912354"}
{"text": "岐阜：Qífù", "question": "史努比的意外度假地点。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4505965"}
{"text": "最后碰球的人负责收拾啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449525"}
{"text": "我要去IKKO的老家。", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "敬请期待网页更新", "question": "情书的最后写着令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7298639"}
{"text": "不知道抢椅子游戏的规则", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QceWETJahYaLNgBzvNnkEFQnjfOkXE5xSF72gQE1JKWwy5IbEZDNVdq6iaiaJt5eq749XAwtuIO3iag"}
{"text": "过儿，你告诉姑姑你怎样做到左拥右抱？", "question": "假如杨过要纳妾，小龙女会同意吗？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再见了，老总。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "577431"}
{"text": "二郎神（低配版）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvz46Pviacgbjnwwn8pIol8oD2M3CyQItxYeTYEn9DWvgaVzvklxWQPzw"}
{"text": "一次坐葡萄牙 TAP 航空从里斯本飞卡萨布兰卡，是那种螺旋桨小飞机，我选到了第一排紧急出口旁边的座位，登机之后正对面就坐着一个空少小哥。在候机厅的时候口渴在自动售货机里吗买了一小听类似碳酸饮料，后来广播登机了没来得及打开就放到了冲锋衣的兜里登机了。后来飞机升空平稳解开安全带之后我想起来了还有一听饮料准备喝，正好这时候空少小哥在后面，我当时脑子不知道怎么想的鬼使神差的把那听饮料藏在了我那件比较宽大的冲锋衣的袖子里面。小哥回来坐下了之后，我慢慢把袖子竖起来，另一只手伸进去扣住拉环，「呲」的一声拉开了拉环，同时还冒出来一股白烟，之后举起来喝了一口。短短的五秒之内，我观察空少小哥的面部表情至少经历了「疑惑—诧异 / 恐惧 / 绝望—劫后余生的喜悦与放松」三种状态。后来一想，要是对面坐的不是空少是空警，我应该已经被当场击毙了吧……", "question": "在飞机上你都做过或遇到过什么神操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我根本不知道你在指着漂亮的东西，因为我们是陌生人啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6740191"}
{"text": "狼要是这么蠢，早他妈灭绝了……", "question": "怎么看待公司让员工跪地互扇耳光，谁响谁有狼性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“干嘛这么早就唤醒我，这不才刚飞出太阳系吗！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "你是不是上辈子是个冤家？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3873823"}
{"text": "不愿意，我追番呢，死宅足不出户，唯一感受时间流动的办法是追番。", "question": "如果给你一亿RMB让你余生都只能活在同一年内你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在徐悲鸿先生办的选秀大赛中落选了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXGicGzwxykS8PevE1Rslx29dN2KlJRFqFubTuSMWDeGdV9eE4LfSVeCw"}
{"text": "不是侦探是1名侦探", "question": null, "star": 472, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h918qph6kvj60u012qgqu02"}
{"text": "感觉一颗龙珠就能召唤出来的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjhye2yZ2Ndn3UFNHNicGaUVTXJK0qC8zXtfXV2V2L3VUoFPA9hQq3MibX9UR0CaXFibrDDsDHomAtGg"}
{"text": "检查身体的日子。", "question": "请说一些像勤劳感谢日这样的话。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "6252047"}
{"text": "跟准 BF 在野外坟地露营……结果从此以后他再也没有转正的希望了。", "question": "你做过的最大胆的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年轻人的夜晚", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3179208"}
{"text": "所以我说了肯定会赢的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4369719"}
{"text": " 被警察局叫去与小偷站在一起，让受害人指认。 ", "question": "你做过哪些比较怪的工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "波妞、喜欢、宗介！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g11hq6pzenj20nh0t4ack"}
{"text": "根据刑诉法修正案，涉嫌危害国家安全犯罪、恐怖活动犯罪在拘捕后可以不通知家属。", "question": "为什么孙悟空被压在五指山下 500 年都没有朋友（比如之前的兄弟）去看望他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们长得帅的男生从来不认为把妹纸泡到手是值得炫耀的事。", "question": "为什么有的男生奇丑无比，却异性缘非常好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不太明白你在说什么。", "question": "我以为是乌奇曼，其实是朋奇曼的时候，朋奇曼的反应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388320"}
{"text": "风向突变", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1tafodx1rj20yi1btb29"}
{"text": "小孩子玩英雄联盟大人玩拼多多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdgOx4NBaXXnWWVicZd4flV5YwjQsbicuN9Db4KSVDVjc3QE2yicetT8j5g"}
{"text": "右手手腕骨折了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3836789"}
{"text": "周末加班，一同事扔下句话就冲了出去，他说：你们先忙着，我出去结个婚，马上回来。", "question": "IT 界有哪些经典的典故或笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么今年的夏天不放《天空之城》呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7245938"}
{"text": "在去往各地的路上，都可能发生预后不良的情况。", "question": "名侦探柯南和马娘一起合作会很有趣吧！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6362697"}
{"text": "他的弱点是什么要投币马才能动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqic7zNhFHN1Q7Pnc6F93d3f1CgVFaL7k0ibTX2URJeK6WeF2gZk8LUc3Ug"}
{"text": "照镜子的时候。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "奥特曼...弱点...搜索，哦3分钟...杰顿...原来如此。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1679203"}
{"text": "请组成一个两人组！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5132190"}
{"text": "iii我回去存个档再来", "question": null, "star": 218, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h25va3t7umj60y719l79w02"}
{"text": "白大补被患者穿走的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkt8jmpk30j30ci0eljwa"}
{"text": "（我已经学聪明了！这家伙的脸是白的！）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8expbs9udj30ci0elq42"}
{"text": "自我约束警察24小时。", "question": "你觉得接下来会是纪录片节目的什么标题？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623474"}
{"text": "公式在YouTube上发布了。", "question": "哎？小美人鱼的赞助商变了？为什么这么想？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6920839"}
{"text": "孙正平: 下面来抽取本场的幸运观众。我喊开始，张指导喊停。张卫平: 好的。开始！孙正平: 停！好，恭喜这位来自安徽手机尾号 7279 的朋友，获得科比签名战靴。", "question": "篮球领域有哪些经典笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明明对方已经倒下了，还在使用莫名其妙的招数的格斗游戏新手玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8M4F1jia4uuvozfclPFjjD65Of8YekemUgxOwN2MLVy1MYcyupgM3DeqQ"}
{"text": "坏消息：只能吃牛粪度日了好消息：牛粪有的是", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjm2ibCXQw7LiavEApvlOtibvgQdVz1nYia4XrS6uWKHX33pmM9Q29wY2eN9Q"}
{"text": "喂！大笨蛋，大笨蛋！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6276223"}
{"text": "三分天注定 七分靠打拼 剩下的九十分全部看长相。", "question": "男生长相到底有多重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要是没去握手会就好了…", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6817104"}
{"text": "在第一阶段毫无防备的弱点击破首领。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6762094"}
{"text": "啊 卡利亚 呜哩哇啦 吉娃娃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "别告诉你爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6999485"}
{"text": "只有全力唱社歌才能进入公司内部的系统。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3127149"}
{"text": "同一件事情，老板想法跟员工想法是不一样的。老板：小张在供房，还刚有小孩，这次加薪就不给他加了，给他安排个出差吧，他不敢不去。这种人有负担不敢轻易离职的。小张：供房压力好大啊，加薪居然没有我。小孩刚出生，好想回家逗他玩，居然安排我出差。妈的，老子不干了。", "question": "老板以为最不可能离职的员工为什么往往会提出离职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "篮板球的心", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "突然发现上错电车的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx7f6uzuj20h10gsjst"}
{"text": "管制员说：“允许降落。” 飞行员说：“什么？听不见！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505290"}
{"text": "在动物园喂袋鼠。我用双手捧着袋鼠粮，两只袋鼠同时凑过来从我手上吃。这俩货站直了都跟我差不多高，虽然比不上网上一度很火的那种肌肉袋鼠，可也算是鼠高马大。这俩货扒着我手在那吃，蹭了我一手袋鼠大鼻涕，然而我完全不敢动。结果手上的粮吃的大概剩一半的时候，其中一只鼠突然松开了我的手，然后以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃儿响叮当之势，转身给了另一只鼠一记老拳，而且是两只手同时出击那种！速度特别的快，我都感觉到那个爪子划过我面前一阵风，而且打在另一只鼠脑袋上，真真切切发出了砰的一声！这要是打我脑袋上，估计我立马就晕了，不过另一只袋鼠似乎没啥事，晃晃脑袋转身跑了。然后这只刚刚下过黑手的鼠转过身，继续抓着我的手在那吃……现在想想，那个袋鼠完全是在杀鸡儆猴打给我看的。反正它那一记重拳之后，我一袋鼠粮都给这个大爷了，而且走的时候都是倒退着慢慢爬开的，生怕它心情不好给我也来那么一下子。", "question": "你被吓得最惨的一次是什么情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一时性失忆症。", "question": "台风一家二罕见的两姐妹。", "star": 75, "type": "T2T", "image": "3825241"}
{"text": "老婆请的离婚律师讲到了最有把握的部分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjLRpkib2YN8cbXyibqxJia9rI4E3YuL7SoIqH5icMnlTdA6RuSAgRHJXtNQ"}
{"text": "快跑！那是食品样品！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212610"}
{"text": "你猜我是Santa还是Satan？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "那我换上叶子静香换上绳子吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9mxftl743j30ci0eljv4"}
{"text": "乔碧萝进对了平台，选错了战场。如果他去 b 站鬼畜区的话，说不定不仅不会被封杀，热度还会超过坤坤。", "question": "如何看待乔碧罗被斗鱼封停直播间后，转投B站再遭封禁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这边下雨了，注意别滑倒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5949526"}
{"text": "我在UberEATS上叫了外卖配送。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6866592"}
{"text": "解说员：比赛开始45分钟，裁判终于能站起来了！", "question": null, "star": 165, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grlb8jml6kj60yh19y11m02"}
{"text": "请！丧假被怀疑后把证据带去公司", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxegii7cpuj30ci0el76n"}
{"text": "二人协作堪堪躲过激光巧克力君死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efijzf4dmvj20b209rt9u"}
{"text": "这就能画出剪影了，这是什么啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5990915"}
{"text": "对郭靖开启了软猬甲「带刺对其可摸」功能。", "question": "黄蓉穿了软猬甲，为什么欧阳克轻触她身体就双手刺痛，郭靖紧紧抱住她却没事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第五十届学艺会", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5861285"}
{"text": "在家长不给买冰淇淋的小孩面前炫耀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqcvXGPPmK4t9ibXYZUIUaujiavVibjegtEYGUwdeoYh8ZXSDOM6h1Z91ibw"}
{"text": "小时候住姥姥家，姥姥养了一只狸花猫。有一天，老家来了个长辈，二十几岁，辈分大，指指点点的一股嘚瑟劲。然后，他看见了我姥姥养的狸花猫，非要炖了给他儿子吃。我姥姥笑眯眯地说：好啊，咱们换着吃，我看你儿子养的白白胖胖，味道应该不错。说着让我大舅三舅关门，让我爸磨刀。该长辈对我姥爷大叫：我们刘家是名门之后，怎么能娶这么粗鲁的媳妇？我姥爷扭头对我爸说：刀磨快点，别让孩子受罪。该长辈抱着娃逃了，再没来过。", "question": "如何看待长辈（亲戚）要吃自己的宠物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "反射太阳光攻击怪兽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4k7le0jaaj30ci0eln1q"}
{"text": "还没吃呢，先喝了啊～", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "6914040"}
{"text": "一直以来我都默默不语，但是其实我不是袋鼠，我是沙袋鼠。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6870226"}
{"text": "在折扣销售中用尽了力气。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581865"}
{"text": "洗完澡出来，我老婆在帮我解手机密码。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3710112"}
{"text": "今天是林先生来帮忙的哦~", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1858800"}
{"text": "仰卧起坐考试差最后一下日或神吐酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RWdryXSticwlocicy8W76NG8IfChcy6qf76ZK4SibhctztPb0iawNYIx8bVrL2ibMwqGSQ2LPCicTKDBUw"}
{"text": "第一次挤牛奶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3178837"}
{"text": "“不给糖就捣乱！““你们因恐吓罪被捕了！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUia6mDhnQbXzlLawHRv7mT1Czb56oxgFVMaKCauazoNAg4ANhtayYC9aA"}
{"text": "原来早高峰地铁上的我竟可以每天变换成不同形状", "question": "有什么是你去了上海才知道的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剃须不舒服。", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "有没有接不住的球，预备好的手套去接住。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4197953"}
{"text": "魔法使的一休同学。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6817450"}
{"text": "买的变身器不是汉化版的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4jyibTNOXsCrnKhZpNtNMRKqSyOGaxGT86TMjjVhicgkubBWpYyr48EBw"}
{"text": "真的一滴都没有了（指番茄酱）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5L6VGialCQyS2Q2UWDp6asmeS3U7hibN8CngPJ6gKybUEKM1DicbiaukgicFQ"}
{"text": "可能你不相信，但我比你更早就住在这里了。所以请你收养我吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5390319"}
{"text": "因为爸妈催得太紧，所以过年只能随便雇了个对象带回家", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "整首歌都让观众唱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9riaoYFu7plusN429WtPS1hIQBc0DN3EgY2Qv6R6JRDeWJW3dbl9t9h4tA"}
{"text": "对不起，夏美！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6498033"}
{"text": "农业部的文件太没有爱心，通篇描述都用“狗”而不是“狗狗”，这与条款所展现出来的精神是完全矛盾的。", "question": "如何看待农业部正式发布公告：将狗移出国家畜禽遗传资源目录，未来会全国禁食狗肉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "停住，不停下来会被打中的！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3061679"}
{"text": "这是热带鱼吗？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315639"}
{"text": "当听领导第十次讲同一个笑话时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcoh3jo1dmJw6jwcNO2lIqesH8bOgeLQElKWYZ3VkicicBXcjNwvrUdQ1w"}
{"text": "我的最爱是酱油口味的炸猪排。", "question": "酱油党？番茄酱党？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2511055"}
{"text": "主人在换衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8c7gdfNkNlBuFAzibc4Wiagoo75EAfibBA188kSlm8GNiblicrwytoJJ9aqA"}
{"text": "祗园精舍的钟声，从右向左飘过~~~", "question": "把有名的书中的台词和艺人混在一起搞得乱七八糟，例如‘我可是很野性的哦~’", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2630663"}
{"text": "放空时间。", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "请注意，前面有块玻璃墙，我刚就撞到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyO3U9wCqicOBx40ODXh6ozvp4gpdbHEmYpvEnvUgqoUsFdniboAzmzKow"}
{"text": "准备把家乡的房子拖到上海去卖个好价钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4kszlrajEamRB8kC614icyWUXlIicEw5IHSzPKiaSoFic0gH9sicBJ9cHXoFoQ"}
{"text": "我来扯个蛋，我常常以修改后风水不好为由，拒绝为甲方改方案。", "question": "为什么很多从事建筑行业的人都比较相信风水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "林思达。是个非常正常平庸的名字了。但是去了国外之后，登记的并不是我的英文名而是我的中文名，所以就变成了Sida Lin。结果总是被点名老师叫成疑似斯 大 林的发音 xx 太惨了。", "question": "你喜欢自己的名字吗？有多喜欢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能用号码牌擦了吗？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6238866"}
{"text": "移民。", "question": "你的中国梦是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "炫耀过头了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4162022"}
{"text": "然后又喜欢上了别的女人。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "被打捞上岸后发现并不是因为折射", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "跟父母要钱买过 3 块钱的橡皮、5 块钱高档自动笔，2 块钱的作业本，以及说不清的文具统统被我拉皮条报价给了父母。直到两年前过年的时候，我表妹说要 2 块钱买块橡皮擦，我说这玩意不是五毛钱一个吗？你拿钱干嘛去？我奶奶说，你十年前说 3 块钱一个。", "question": "你小时候有哪些自以为瞒天过海却被父母知道得一清二楚的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还有味道就被吐掉的口香糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojre3k6j209r0a9q3z"}
{"text": "狮愁之路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicia4ibf412dqAITCMEYRwAyPUOT54xN76nJcJIdyES9k9LMTHgz9AW32A"}
{"text": "撞衫不可怕，谁丑谁尴尬。", "question": "如果有个人总和你买一样的衣服怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "颚里进了只苍蝇然后被压死了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6960735"}
{"text": "因为装进购物车的都是宝贝～", "question": "为什么许多人逛超市都喜欢坐进手推车？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我都是跟在大爷大妈后边，等他们砍好价了，我顺带着也称一点儿。", "question": "如何不露怯地在菜市场讲价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为我从小就是这样的，铅笔盒已上架本书是一个显示器，抄作业的本子是另一个显示器。习惯了。", "question": "为什么现在的人普遍都需要两个显示器？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朝鲜卫健委答记者问", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIMMXqHN50wdLibSCaFxoxE2hku1e6B9xhw1tFf9nTOJmtfSeIADaiboeQ"}
{"text": "两倍速度", "question": "校长先生能告诉我们缩短他说话时间的方法吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6680886"}
{"text": "把田英章和欧阳询放到一起的时候。。", "question": "你在哪一刻感受到中国书法的美？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从鼻子闻到仓库的味道。", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "让奶奶照顾一周的金鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usn5icXLCrVmiaXN3hCVNF6BeLhX1o1WPPSLVG3L3AcN8EAs8kNV4918qQ"}
{"text": "大雄的姐姐、妹妹。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "这是我最后一次答这类问题了。", "question": "知乎上第一次被邀请，说些什么显得经常被邀请呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学校终于来接我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnweKuoYQTT17dLRt4q4ydk0EKyfre3YpyEjDCVojyqeS7tBwfXsn2NQA"}
{"text": "诶？你已经结束找工作了吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "605305"}
{"text": "唉嘿嘿球", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "把耳机插在不小v心吃了iPod的狗子屁股上就能听", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJXshibJ4JqicVvHvglU67j1EaoOJoqDlf4AvmicHibVnhSdfvktqp6GqEaw"}
{"text": "滚来滚去的臭味啊………恶心死了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7295663"}
{"text": "坐飞机为什么要装逼？机长，乘务员都是自家的，乘客就自己一个人。我装给谁看？", "question": "坐飞机怎么装逼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在学校吃饭，在家里没吃过。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6883221"}
{"text": "对藤井聪太的强得令人难以置信的实力感到震惊的金银两人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5743472"}
{"text": "我在报警后，画出了小偷的素描画像，发现他和我很像，所以当场就被抓了。", "question": null, "star": 227, "type": "I2T", "image": "1336539"}
{"text": "全靠你了！一定要赶上啊！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcUPzMFE90s1wftUHkf7ChKVoB8dIN1Ql5swapFwUgHrYrvFH5Hh5dwQ"}
{"text": "女朋友妈妈看不上我，不同意我们在一起，于是把我叫去她家，当着女朋友的面拿出 100 万对我说：「拿走这笔钱，离开我女儿。」呵，老掉牙的桥段。但我同意了，当我伸手去拿钱的时候，女友表现的很吃惊：「你身家几个亿，带的手表都不止 100 万，竟然同意为了这么点钱离开我？」「你以为我几个亿怎么赚到的？」", "question": "有哪些想不到结局的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他如果也喜欢你，你的表白就是通往幸福的最后一扇门；如果他不喜欢你，你表白就是压死骆驼的最后一根稻草。看着办……", "question": "喜欢一个男生，要不要表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又清空了一条街！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqk3s3hy3gj30ci0el111"}
{"text": "有一年我们办公室有四名同事，可巧配偶也都是老师，8 个人分别教小学数学，中学语文、语文、数学、英语、政治、体育，和大学数学。于是大家相约，各自的孩子成长到各个阶段时，学习上有难题互相帮衬一下。在这位举报的家长看来，我们这就是集体腐败，纪委可以将我们一锅端了啊……", "question": "老师给自己孩子补课算不算违规?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "梁山上不是只有三名女将吗", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "以巨大的烤肉串来形容弓的笑话很流行（在Sakuyo先生的麦克笔插图中）。", "question": "用弓箭作为武器的角色的常见设定。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2426823"}
{"text": "：你听过乌鸦与狐狸的故事吗？ ：没有啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "筷子夹蝴蝶。", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "大雄决定发挥他的特长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383091"}
{"text": "杀手", "question": "我讨厌这样的客人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6831631"}
{"text": "妈妈，我也老了。每次看到老鼠跑，都会想起死去的杰瑞。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "166809"}
{"text": "在家庭访问中，我们不需要您准备任何东西。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2681843"}
{"text": "墨西哥有个不到六万人的小镇，叫Chamula。这是个很迷信的小镇，但是迷信的让人哭笑不得——可乐是宗教仪式中的重要道具，小镇上的宗教领袖通过给信徒喝可乐来净化灵魂、驱逐恶灵等等。当然这还不是重点。最早是可口可乐先进驻当地市场，通过买通本地有影响力的宗教和政治领袖，可口可乐垄断了小镇的宗教“饮料”业务。后来百事可乐也想来分一杯羹，于是百事公司买通了另外一批宗教领袖。依据追随的宗教领袖的不同，信徒们分到的宗教“饮料”的牌子是不一样的。于是，Chamula当地的宗教派别和宗教冲突，是以喝可口可乐还是喝百事可乐为分界线的。真事儿。", "question": "可口可乐和百事可乐有什么不一样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我深深地吸进了小女生的香气。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5009218"}
{"text": "再忍忍，马上开学了", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "他暗恋的是&%#￥”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicQP2k5k6mhPSiavs4pniceXnmoc61Ihd4MWpNwQEsPV7B1MbuBsqHdIeg"}
{"text": "哎呀，有点发黄了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5159310"}
{"text": "我对妻子撒谎说有工作，然后和公司的年轻女孩们一起去唱卡拉OK狂欢，结果碰巧来的妻子误打误撞地走进了房间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1366628"}
{"text": "我方没反应过来，拔河比赛就结束了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5M2IQUkDwBsicc7zmibzYf1BcLFniaaZPJvONlU8XsjTy34BmHJYmFSBRqA"}
{"text": "「行了，快戴上吧」『不嘛！我要hellokitty款……「你忍心带她上战场吗？」『对哦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxp4ydghthj30ci0el783"}
{"text": "我被吃掉了发霉的面包。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6992039"}
{"text": "收集稀有的纸片。", "question": "对于年轻人来说，什么是幸福？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141386"}
{"text": "喂！能帮我抓鲑鱼吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5610122"}
{"text": "我们一般管这个信念叫 deadline", "question": "是什么信念让你披星戴月地工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说明他还相信你是可以理喻的。", "question": "我男朋友总是和我讲道理，明明知道我生气了他还不哄我是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我大学有个室友，别人说什么他都要否定一下，来显示自己的优越。他的口头禅是：我觉得不是。有人新买双鞋，我夸好看，他说：我觉得不是，这鞋配色不好还显腿短。但如果我说这鞋有点丑，他就会说：我觉得不是，这鞋还行，你不会欣赏。我一度怀疑他是不是针对我，后来发现不是，马哲第一节课，老师说，物质决定意识……他蹭一下站起来说：我觉得不是，你怎么证明物质不是由更高维度的广义意识创造的？我特别好奇他是不是什么都会反对，于是跟他说：你好帅。他说：我觉得不是。我其实不是帅，用英俊形容我更准确。更无语的是，如果你不说话，他会觉得你的沉默是在质疑他，会不停地对你论述。我只好不管他说什么，我都回应：你说得对。但我没想到这哥还是个善于反思的人，他说：其实也不是，我刚刚那么说也是有漏洞的，你比如……我更没想到的是，他这种性格还交了女朋友。她女朋友也挺特别，口头禅是：我不相信。每天听他们视频，他说：我觉得不是，balaba……他女朋友说：我不相信。然后他继续，这是一个无休止的轮回。但是也好，解放了我，就是那段时间我睡眠质量不怎么好。后来他们分手，好像是女生劈腿了，他打电话时破口大骂，信你妈 X，你就是个傻 X!他也是真的难过，挂了电话捂着被子呜咽。我突然感到，他应该很孤独，想想他其实挺可怜的。我过去拍拍他安慰：没什么大不了的，下一个更好……他坐起来：我觉得不是。 评论区 @delllofiul：好家伙 谈个了鲁豫", "question": "有个特别喜欢装的室友是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靠这身装备打到了最终BOSS战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9tuz6joacj30ci0eljvy"}
{"text": "请您对我们的服务进行评价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrOGxwhr7zII415aJxBmPzZ6qcp8H0aACAClTF7prnslLic0TTvVZbPvg"}
{"text": "那么，山口的退出回归不就是表面上的炒作吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3668948"}
{"text": "欧巴江南style~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkshth59o2j30ci0elju7"}
{"text": "“是谁找本土地？呦，是大圣啊～”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "哦，你在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3051612"}
{"text": "xxx 因___而广为人知的实践延续了其对___的关注，在___范围内确立了___的地位。xxx 的作品质疑着对___的定义，拓展了___的边界，模糊了___、___、___之间的界限，挑战着观众对于___的认知，建构了___的同时又消解了___。此展览整合了 xxx 对___、___、___的探索，___和___的矛盾使观者沉浸在___的体验中。其它常见套语包括：标志性的（一直都做这一套）普遍理解（可能只有策展人自己这样想）混杂多样（一团糟）开放集合（没有重点）多种维度（有平面影像有雕塑装置）空间改造（作品实在没什么好写）深入调研（喝过很多酒）集体意识（文章里一定还出现了 N0s 年代）尖锐审问（没有回复）坚持抵抗（不被接受）致敬历史（模仿前人）建立联系（只是放在一起）鲜明对比（同上）平行并置（同上）同一宇宙（是的，同上）", "question": "什么是「策展人体」写作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "逼婚时父母的三大幻觉——我儿子之所以单身只是因为太挑剔；我儿子之所以不想结婚是因为太贪玩不愿意早点成家；像我儿子这么优秀的男人只要真的想找女朋友，怎么可能会找不到。别着急，过两年等他们意识到你是真的找不到女朋友时，就不会这么唠叨了~", "question": "如何让父母认识到，我二十五六岁的年龄，没找到合适的对象，还不结婚，并不是对他们的不孝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎，你也是被老婆赶出来的吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZasGXo4aujyJESztibpmUrwjqNNxOfBQYcoFF2jRCzoHpce0XvSIhjk1A"}
{"text": "「这边有脚步声！『喵~』「什么嘛，是猫啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqd8ie76q2j30ci0el46n"}
{"text": "照片里有和祖父遗像无关的叔叔。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085175"}
{"text": "当科技飞速发展，但你发现你还是在开着采摘棉花的机器时：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868shGicpT4IO55MlNC4q3tApXichf9x53Hibm4ReAQ0TfEQC05VzFAvD8icg"}
{"text": "如果我在生前帮助的不是蜘蛛而是云，那么我死后就会下地狱，而且还会带来大雨再回来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1492649"}
{"text": "寂静的雷声", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7333276"}
{"text": "萧远山和慕容博两个弱智。一个老婆被杀了不想着回国找辽国朝廷帮自己伸冤，毫无道理的一头扎进藏经阁里，结果 30 年武功进步龟速甚至可以说是原地踏步。故意陷害自己儿子导致他差点死在聚贤庄。另一个说是说要复国，结果没见他干过什么正事，手底下就几个家将，连兵都没见到有几个，莫名其妙的也一头扎进藏经阁，结果武功到时进步了，结果练得一生病。还让自己儿子蒙了不白之冤。神经病吧这两个人。", "question": "金庸最让你生气或者无语的桥段是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烟花姬绝命的瞬间", "question": null, "star": 593, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383839"}
{"text": "不小心变了身只好多等3分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3I01AdZeaJV4wuzgaYrJEH9cdd3byvT2gdmK88CuIJsWs4WKkViaxfSMg"}
{"text": "特朗普之所以是52张牌，是因为一年有52周。把所有的数字加起来是364。再加上一张Joker就变成了365天。", "question": "这个人真是的，竟然在关键时刻掉链子。", "star": 3823, "type": "T2T", "image": "578759"}
{"text": "告诉过去的自己一定要珍惜头发", "question": null, "star": 95, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9duy30e4cj61401hc15v02"}
{"text": "睡觉吧！", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "当温度过高时你会踹，当温度过低时你会拽！", "question": "晚上盖着被子睡觉，为什么被窝里的温度不会越来越热，而是最终维持适宜的温度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个人从出生到现在一次感冒都没有得过。", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "5701830"}
{"text": "哈哈，我的真实身份是！ 砰 真实身份是！ 砰 真实身份 砰 什 砰 你穿了多少件衣服啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1418228"}
{"text": "陨石撞击防护所争夺战", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093722"}
{"text": "请配吐槽语～", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "对方刚好是1949.9.30成为的妖怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nPeicWj5UNHibHnCO4icMxRw6N88PDtOoRoR3m0YNmlqPF4XGMfqI1OX5A"}
{"text": "梅雨季节", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2265274"}
{"text": "没听见广播说“车辆起步，请坐稳扶”好吗？快抓紧拉环！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0is8ynk7pj610a1cc45o02"}
{"text": "那下次来吃饭就带钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsef0t752ij30ci0elq6r"}
{"text": "新国家的国旗", "question": null, "star": 650, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghpdgno6xaj20u00vgmyr"}
{"text": "“去把它衣服扒给我穿”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "按哪个键才能切换回原来的视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt4n62fyj208m0ae757"}
{"text": "我笑得快疯了。", "question": null, "star": 132, "type": "I2T", "image": "148372"}
{"text": "和厨师帽组成剪刀", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "想起昨晚。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6810826"}
{"text": "在这个山谷里生活...是被迫的！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1861623"}
{"text": "当丘比特要对我射箭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4Vj2610Hvupvic1bnlibGljAd9v6ddRhVzhOATByenNJCdicbkkHzh8tbxw"}
{"text": "队长的机械臂又从天窗伸出来了。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "烧烤店：按签子算钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicIiauS4sicW5SX6vyd3QlQKfezTEPic3AYnv84czOPADKiaKh8oGHNGia6Kg"}
{"text": "偷偷拿出了自己带的球试图混乱局面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEHkBzA4fpP6aYGgNVHmnOibDyNVaLa8jOqO7v4a1MsVQh1UK1wm8QF1A"}
{"text": "买了一大桶爆米花看电影，电影太无聊睡着了，醒来发现爆米花桶空了……", "question": "你经历的最让你觉得人心可怕的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爽翻了！", "question": "新年里最开心的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2541570"}
{"text": "哎呀！我要在家里养它！我要把兔子带回家！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255130"}
{"text": "赤城乳业推出嘉丽宝高级天然水口味。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4182894"}
{"text": "每一个拖把的背后都是一条狗狗的生命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukpJZ1aut6ib8jM8Db9pC2tic3N0l6hiaxnw8VrJDwBQqPWcNneoaBC0YSA"}
{"text": "隐藏彩蛋，需要多刷几遍才能看到。为了剧情需要，电影里把哪吒和敖丙都写成独生子，有利于他们发展友情。哪吒有俩哥哥，金吒木吒，我们都知道。实际上，敖丙也不是独生子。龙一般是卵生多胎，敖丙的父亲就有很多兄弟姐妹。敖丙的父亲其实生了很多孩子，除了敖丙之外，其他都不在身边，都被放到了其他海里镇守海底。敖丙前面有俩哥哥：敖甲和敖乙。这俩不出名，名声比较大的是敖丙的弟弟：敖丁敖丁出生之后被放在了北冰洋，在那里镇守。后来周围被他守护的人感念他的恩德，一直传颂他的名字。但因为语言的问题，他的名字被念成了：Odin翻译成汉语，以讹传讹就成了：奥丁后来奥丁生了个儿子叫索尔，大家都知道了。为了纪念他的三伯，所以他也用锤。", "question": "《哪吒之魔童降世》有哪些彩蛋？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "认真地把蚊子压扁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361518"}
{"text": "被一个男生追了很久，他说今天等我下了班给我过生日，不巧今天下了超级大的雨。我说：这么大的雨你别来了。他说：现在你没答应我，所以我去不去由我决定，我一定要去。我听了十分感动且满心欢喜。我说：那我现在就答应你，你就别来了。我原以为他会说：现在我是你对象更不能放你一个人过生日 balabala，但是他说：那好吧。", "question": "你见过哪些不按套路出牌的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被白狗追赶。", "question": "我讨厌这样的箱根驿传比赛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4095687"}
{"text": "一根断了头的火柴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibzheUK0MM7V0UckCofKeia4aAPibzkVYFmRiacDkXuicI6nibRUnQvu8klTQ"}
{"text": "大夫，我好像身上长虱子了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "120天连续值班的堂吉诃德店长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6681835"}
{"text": "拿错别人满分成绩单还没发现时这态度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hh7s07umaaj30ci0elgn1"}
{"text": "和英语同语系的德语，就是按这个思路，一条道不回头走到黑的，你感受一下:孩子是 Kinder, 园子是 Garten. 幼儿园就是 Kindergarten. 是不是很好记？手是 Hand, 带子是 Band , 表 是 Uhr. 所以 Handbanduhr 是不是比 Watch 有逻辑多了？接下来说说肉吧。猪是 Schwein, 肉是 Fleisch, 猪肉 Schweinefleisch 还是挺霸气的吧。耳朵是 Ohr, 但 Schweinsohr 是蝴蝶酥……好糟糕的画风。再来个丧心病狂的，牛是Rind牛肉就是Rindfleisch在牛肉上贴的标签自然就是Rindfleischetikettierung标签不能乱贴，要监督。 那监督牛肉上的标签就称为Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachung因此这么重要的一项任务，理所应当就是Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgaben这工作看名字就好复杂对吧，所以委托给专业机构来做呀，这就是Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragung当然，什么事不订个法律出来规范一下就不是德国了，所以 牛肉标签监督工作委托法 就是Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz... （简称 RflEttÜAÜG）这么丧病的一个词，就跟用脸滚键盘滚出来似的...但是这个词跟Grundstücks­verkehrs­genehmigungs­zuständigkeits­übertragungs­verordnung以及被玩坏了的Donau­dampfschiffahrts­elektrizitäten­hauptbetriebswerk­bauunterbeamten­gesellschaft放在一起时，好像也没那么突兀了。所以我真心觉得英语现在这样就挺好的……", "question": "为什么猪肉的英文不叫「pig meat」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接下来我要煎三条鱼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5657235"}
{"text": "就已经这样了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em9k7mkmt2j20b70cvt9x"}
{"text": "替我好好教训我的男朋友", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "不要做寿司，要做口感清淡的料理。", "question": "这家寿司店可能是间谍窝，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 189, "type": "T2T", "image": "6783122"}
{"text": "听说他现在每天睡24小时了", "question": "爱因斯坦一晚只睡3小时是真实的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我咬了一口桃子，但作为高级公民是安全的。", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "在淘宝打算买星空灯哄女友开心的人的脑海里的自己", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "抱歉让您久等了，这是第一题的搞笑问答。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230327"}
{"text": "书名«骨折的应急处理»", "question": null, "star": 142, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "我失礼了。", "question": "医院的名字让人感到不安到无法忍受。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1404431"}
{"text": "啧，连续十次……零分……！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3067050"}
{"text": "我在广播中说错话了……", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5396300"}
{"text": "当女生在RPG游戏中选择了反派角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicae4Ob5Bztiar3hqQR8pyHm0nGibpkDHGH5Cxb1agrlWMicEeSDJI3Lzibg"}
{"text": "参考沙僧", "question": "假如我把故宫瓷器摔烂了会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "警察突袭某涉黄会所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibXA6vvTkhySMYq7pWCwZUfKtlrA967utGDqskUqWcLKE2pR5B6fZWGw"}
{"text": "「看见爷爷泡假牙的消毒水了么？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec9vqw5zucj20bl09175b"}
{"text": "在出售着许多悲伤的幻想小说。", "question": "这是什么牛肉奇幻料理？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3689408"}
{"text": "天然卷的人都心地善良。 by 银桑~", "question": "为什么女鬼的头发都是黑长直，就没有自来卷的女鬼吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（哪来的一股酒味儿？）", "question": null, "star": 470, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9381xddftj60u00ug0xc02"}
{"text": "不小心在工友抽烟时放了个屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNTmnzyLt6FuNz1vnMHSToSH86HwLzbFAVRY08c4uQ9HUA0Gv1519Zdg"}
{"text": "那应该是你的想法吧。", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "我以为是联合国儿童基金会，其实是联合国教科文组织。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5439513"}
{"text": "不是猫，是你妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs12iay4W0J99gzg4icxr849GuJzzh7bNgicyAFfic5F3YdXZbDQ4ibAa4ibdng"}
{"text": "「卧槽，我的孩子两岁半突然开口说了一声卧槽」「卧槽，是真的吗？」「真的啊卧槽，骗你干嘛」「太牛逼了卧槽」……现在你知道为什么了吗？", "question": "为什么我的孩子两岁半突然开口说一声“卧槽”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大号中厕所门被突然打开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubba270yj20fz0eaq3t"}
{"text": "婚礼上给前男友倒酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWe6dAhksOSHtNoktt4klusWFh09ibiaEYqCdPib0adICzzJFPI6Ck24TXQ"}
{"text": "都要合照留念了才挖出一半", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3vMJ4exCJ38iaBEllV7c8VMmaW951mCcUAFKkX44nQZjeT7OZ9wia330A"}
{"text": "光头的虚伪。", "question": "请说点像风之谷的娜乌西卡那样的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3034139"}
{"text": "我不太喜欢蟹糊。", "question": "你变成走路派的契机。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5720203"}
{"text": "送个 300 元电磁炉，以后结婚了正好用。这是我老公婚前的行为。结婚五年了，电磁炉依然好用。", "question": "预算 200 到 500，可以送女朋友什么礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "萌到了猫咪照片时的脑内反应。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1222042"}
{"text": "我回来了~♪刚去买了东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6869139"}
{"text": "这是星期三吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5658019"}
{"text": "别说出去（是秘密）。", "question": "喜欢的东西。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7005235"}
{"text": "狗、猴子和兔子被做成酱汤。", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 308, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "跟老婆说想要一个孩子后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3y84urpawj30ci0el0x1"}
{"text": "很简单，我写了个程序发给他，让他点开都是玫瑰花，然后密码就发我邮箱了", "question": "你为了知道男朋友的社交账号密码尝试过哪些方法，成功过吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我现实生活中见过的最美的一个猫就是个穷养猫，市场散养的，吃百家饭长大的，不开玩笑，特别的美，特别的滑，美到忘了拍照的那种但是那是水产批发市场啊！人家顿顿吃的都至少三文鱼斑节虾起步啊！一般人能比吗！", "question": "富养猫和穷养猫有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "硅谷太难了。", "question": "给地名加上一个字会变得有趣。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7098144"}
{"text": "啊，在镜子前面是个丑女！！！！！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4847120"}
{"text": "还有一个月，你还在名词解释？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "你是怎么知道我熬夜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HmVf8ic791C877LRJpqraIqZ715EkpuoictYTk55qTnDZhmpYyW1w3Xfw"}
{"text": "“下巴脱臼不在这里治疗”", "question": null, "star": 186, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "为了分解路边的烟头微生物也是蛮拼的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehzwd0kgkjj20bb09nta4"}
{"text": "家长们觉得尺度大就对了，如果按照你们的尺度，那这本书妥妥的又白写了。", "question": "如何看待杭州一位妈妈吐槽学校发的《小学生性健康教育读本》尺度太大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "觉得工作是最有意思的事儿。", "question": "有哪一刻让你觉得中年将至？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高中母校。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校，请只用汉字作答。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194169"}
{"text": "那个店员把盆扣我头上了\n还把桌布蒙我脸上了\n别管那些了，看我绝技，鼻子喝饮料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlKuODr1Po50UuKJJlvN1CAS14O0fNaCwdrBZWESjVtpzcWVSq6t3OdhRjPsoibPT9NiaBTISTn2HA"}
{"text": "有头发的人闭嘴", "question": null, "star": 206, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxx25vwz6j61080yvtee02"}
{"text": "为了去码头搞点薯条。", "question": null, "star": 294, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "决定了！今天的主题！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "3431947"}
{"text": "文件正在压缩中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL96TTpJuibHvgFZFhyNNoDdsnx9B1lVc28dpzO7OrynF5cCsVSePCkTnw"}
{"text": "全家便利商店的一番奖", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5355017"}
{"text": "中国人常用的表达是“陈麻婆豆腐”。", "question": "满屏都是让人想哭的年代剧的配乐。", "star": 26, "type": "T2T", "image": "3733869"}
{"text": "打碎主人的宝贝手办后每次飞盘的速度都超快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyfs1468gqj30ci0el0wx"}
{"text": "你不是请的一周病假吗？！为什么晒黑了？！", "question": null, "star": 1067, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozgy61zm9j611m18z10n02"}
{"text": "如果感到疼痛的话请举手告诉我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYiawzzR2H5qwCZ6YPupNhAeQ2Ns5P7zlpbH4l7NnhUSUibgwMCe9xb4GQ"}
{"text": "有点东西。", "question": "可爱的孩子在被抱着的时候的感受。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "1837601"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 718, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "邀请你在饭点儿去他家玩然后不！管！饭！！！我饿得不行了试探性地问了一句哎呀你们不饿么然后对方说不饿啊，你要是饿了楼下有便利店你去买点吃的吧……太特么反人类了……", "question": "有哪些中国人认为不礼貌的行为美国人很难意识到？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忽然记起半年前门诊一件事。那天一个病人穿着大红唐装，白袜黑鞋。走进来，彬彬有礼，非常客气。因为偶尔也会碰见搞文化的病人，一般也就觉得这类人比较细腻些。到了最后，他问完三遍「您看不是癌症？」得到肯定回答。松了一大口气，然后说：大夫您看，今天我可是把寿衣穿上过来看病啦～～～我&&^%$$#@!!", "question": "遇见的奇葩病人都有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "婆婆旁边突然晕倒，大口喘气。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6476609"}
{"text": "为了稳定经济，银行提高了存取款的门槛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTB1E4icxyyxAJQo6254EJTOicRY7ianGazdmicr4KjWib5UOiaowwj4ibvJj2uQ"}
{"text": "我想控制右腕，所以正在挣扎。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3837584"}
{"text": "哪怕渺小，也要像大鹏展翅一样飞翔。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284658"}
{"text": "刚开始交往的时候，他送我去火车站，我拉着一个大箱子，很重很吃力，他根本没想着要帮我。后来，拉着箱子过路上的一个减速带，我有点拉不动了，就叹了一口气，说好重啊，原本我想着他看到会帮我一把，结果他说了句我至今难忘的话：「用力啊！」", "question": "情商低的男生有什么样的表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你会单手抓球吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6anLia1cUlgeK28OIYCA8Aialribfp0Okc49KZuibGXA3uMOH8yib6iafZPZA"}
{"text": "桉树伊布", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "终于找到偷穿我内裤的人了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHShL32mpqGyZOsoHBLgrh80Kf5V4ncpmHUBqOia9YicLEsjy9icBZe0qdg"}
{"text": "肚脐眼上不盖点什么就睡不着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF5RoqbJFarI9iaLyPEaHWjiauzkFQ6bjCw1WKAybAGiaFp44eCIInIZB3NqM81nK4tJuNLBtlt3ibwg"}
{"text": "这是你的樱桃果酱哦。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177253"}
{"text": "松开油门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLkZalAicAquxQ7bYCq4Vkg5SxjiaxYnrr9FRYRa9iblOic0H1mFr2iadEQVw"}
{"text": "为了感谢这么久以来的照顾..", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ongdcezvj20g10f9q7r"}
{"text": "只能希望现在在我眼前的这个人不是通过交友软件认识的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6550101"}
{"text": "不仅该改名字 还该改姓", "question": "被叫做「招娣」「引娣」的女孩们以后准备改名字吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只会遇到奇怪的皮卡丘。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7256103"}
{"text": "道具只能挡住2发子弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gltg0pvwsbj30ci0elq76"}
{"text": "好的哦~", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "花粉过敏的季节吗...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7065790"}
{"text": "咖喱饭", "question": "把米料理的名字稍微改一下，先试着做看看。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5139110"}
{"text": "红 vs 白 vs 粉色", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "客人累了。", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "您有什么不舒服吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7270507"}
{"text": "踩到口香糖后在粗糙的物体上蹭掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn8216wkq4j30ci0eldo5"}
{"text": "眼前的飞来石裂了一道缝。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6570685"}
{"text": "被问晚饭要加几个蛋的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq7tnjyj20gh0eon4t"}
{"text": "羊肉串（炫彩皮肤）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBzsibu9oTPDC6y5hOcNcfCickiaQZxja4ibwReyJDCCqjWQqEn8pYJMpTzw"}
{"text": "即使腐烂了也要踢下去！", "question": "请展现必杀技的样子。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5141186"}
{"text": "洗衣机强说：‘洗衣机弱被击中了……！？好吧，他在洗衣机三兄弟中是最弱的……'.", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4485466"}
{"text": "「泡面真好吃，我希望我能天天吃。」", "question": "有哪些十年前的看似不靠谱的预测成真了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给大家演示一下，&quot;给我变！&quot;", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "怎么办啊……下一位客人是老师……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwdsnbul3ij30ci0el78h"}
{"text": "我今年20岁，身高150厘米。", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "我感觉没啥，正常。前几天从我奶口中得知，我爸也屏蔽了我奶。", "question": "如何看待 52% 的子女屏蔽父母朋友圈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前上网中病毒，现在上网中卫士。", "question": "为什么在杀毒软件的「收费时代」电脑经常中毒，而在「免费时代」基本没毒了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "神田是真的有朋友吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3839979"}
{"text": "快递到了？放门口吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGhqG8bO9f9hN46nQGvo5JlF7aQFEsicn6qzHSuyP4msb5iaSxqWAmzkiaQ"}
{"text": "试图抓住对方的手时，先被打了脸，然后被咬了一口以示威胁。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846493"}
{"text": "对不起，我开车的时候对你发脾气了。", "question": "我会原谅你，所以快点忏悔吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279874"}
{"text": "等着剩菜剩饭的人。", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "慢跑的人患有巨屌症并且只有一条腿的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20AEKA31PSt6krkdN8HuryiaicCMCickWVwUhM4tnugwzNUvfQe82Rx7kXw"}
{"text": "剃光头发能减少骑车时风的阻力", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "如果你在她比你挣得多的时候感到不舒服，那么当你挣得比她多的时候你会有优越感，甚至嫌弃对方。", "question": "跟赚的比自己多的女生谈恋爱，她买的我都买不起，我很想作为一个男人去付款。该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来是你坏了我的好事！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h22eu5otmzj30ci0elwhn"}
{"text": "成为粉丝。", "question": "一万位阪神球迷包围了一个巨人球迷时可能发生的事情？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6888456"}
{"text": "去一个奈良不太出名的旅游景点，结果开始了像欢迎舞蹈一样的活动。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6429542"}
{"text": "闻到气味。", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "死了，死亡率高达 100%", "question": "那些经常健身的人，后来怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲爱的，以后一定要多吃蔬菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jq5cDALTfefNiarvg3z0OfG99KVIdRExbnAjicrQsKWYKEPobuocib0asjg"}
{"text": "店员竟然允许我边喝啤酒边让他搬运。", "question": null, "star": 481, "type": "I2T", "image": "7164195"}
{"text": "指纹识别铲屎官", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9qZ8sEibgduATgQFEEvaPYEAkGACicrWSY3mZC4OonJpzdRZxZbCh7RYw"}
{"text": "好痛啊！这应该不是撞墙吧！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1235973"}
{"text": "亲吻", "question": "不能边吃屎边做。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7319959"}
{"text": "明天就要进化了啊.", "question": null, "star": 651, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpada3u0qhj611l15z42s02"}
{"text": "给刚出生的小飞机剪脐带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1QxVg38DeV7micxHREK4HlwJVibpibjRF6D1asOz9N07vyC3EmxHgk5MEQ"}
{"text": "黄页……", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "得想办法让他知道这是正面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkKbJIG1xwEichNXKzbRXKqnSxbOU1Bt3S7DhHqJMibIgPiaSPg1XIPI9FA"}
{"text": "等下起飞后抓稳点～可别掉下去了哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmxwj6osvsj30ci0eldiz"}
{"text": "为什么一定要选这个时候磕头拜师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVvG1ZTqrbWT8hsiaBH9p8CwAaB8M58Eeep5atV4QrQ7wdVnsQzSZJyHA"}
{"text": "在游戏里输给了德比弟弟的挑战者们。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4447086"}
{"text": "本想好好练个跳水，结果每次筋斗云都来救我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eyejbgp4x3j209b0cwabr"}
{"text": "霍金哭晕在轮椅。", "question": "如何看待「你的身材反映出你的修养」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "枪比剑更强。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516021"}
{"text": "果然还是在意别人的目光。", "question": "男人戴假发的缺点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6417850"}
{"text": "我在家把钥匙丢了，已经过了两个小时。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152690"}
{"text": "这小子命真硬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7720yhke4j30ci0elab2"}
{"text": "露西、莉莉、玛丽、艾芙琳，你们就这么离开我了吗？”“她们是谁？！”“我现在剩下的每根头发都有自己的名字。”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAiczmRt63FI2ibiaPSAmblgHqYgatLuvDNWC34XIu2YFSd9e8xxK47ExqIg"}
{"text": "大鸡蛋", "question": "最近很少听到的那个词。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2058024"}
{"text": "被拉链夹到了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eox2xxrnkvj208v09cq3n"}
{"text": "野生排水沟浮出水面呼吸的珍贵影像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssJp2PfBgVxDEl0XbFBNX9YC3ibLV2UT4iajrAmypne1tCevXaW1XMylsg"}
{"text": "快看，天上有美杜莎", "question": null, "star": 334, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "医生让我远离酒精", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib8ZQZCWcL5FUYYiajXWvlhMZbnv1dbsCIPcY65hQYlJ7aT307d8RF4hQ"}
{"text": "教导主任不查头发了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LDXicgqtYuia8PzJIfEz8nZA6UHFO7B8ahDSRDiaW0SwEiaxO7vV7EC3RFQ"}
{"text": "嗯~怎么办呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5617866"}
{"text": "回忆魔法人偶", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "把毕设除了核心的地方都弄完了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaWoeordAEMQEbicUwib33vPfBbic2dmzkBSHRwwdcT851ZB2ZjXzHDskBA"}
{"text": "她让我吃了剩饭，分手吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7221405"}
{"text": "直译过来就是因为我是大丈夫！，在中国人的常用表达中，可以理解为我是个男子汉！或者我够爷们儿的！。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "从舞台底部站起来，以王者的姿态走上舞台。", "question": "在大型交响乐音乐会中听音乐的礼仪很差。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4759921"}
{"text": "高中的时候早恋，却因为「要好好学习」分手了。分手之后的第二周看到 EX 在食堂和别的女生一起吃饭，一下子悲从中来，拉着闺蜜冲出食堂就开始嚎啕大哭……哭得那个惨烈啊。人群中突然有人叫了我的名字，我一抬头是化学老师。老师特别关切，一脸担心地问我怎么了，怎么哭得这么伤心。我能说我早恋吗？当然不能。于是我顿了两秒之后，大脑短路脱口而出六个字，我这辈子都忘不了……「老师，我没吃饱。」在食堂门口，跟我们班的化学老师哭诉说我……没……吃……饱……闺蜜说老师当时看我的表情跟看外星人一样…… 好多人问我后续，后续就是，老师问我要不要他的饭卡……我震惊之后婉拒……然后跑走了……", "question": "你遇见学生做过最奇葩的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我忘了带书……再也不要被鸽子踩到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2048993"}
{"text": "说句实话，情场老手一般不对底层女性出手，就跟您不会跟没工作的人约会一样。", "question": "如何对付情场老手，避免被他们欺骗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看起来像这样，你就该睡觉了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6842066"}
{"text": "为了让你考上大学，这些人真是什么都敢说", "question": "上大学后，真的会变瘦吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我吃完了42.195kg", "question": null, "star": 314, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn4hu5p4b2j6157157dm202"}
{"text": "给他🐴坟头施肥", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "故意把对手的乐器弄漏音，没想到他竟能成功堵住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKicVHfaDkd1eyQYqeIz6WMBWJYZSl2qukjIpUibxKyR1I7XXNuJ4Z2lyw"}
{"text": "长春播报", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q34YTSNGATj2ib22aAtNiaOyQXoyVsWnzL2SBbrZ8picSbRd5Et0STar5cBap6zhmW9K07OkaDRHh2Q"}
{"text": "不要啊！我讨厌苏打夹心！我要做奥利奥！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eyut5qvw73j20980b40ug"}
{"text": "其他国家：发现石油美国：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQv9tze6nPK7zqMInsp8X1ACrayBrnebcwxfCB59DXyKj7mbf9tbILvg"}
{"text": "心碎的天使", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6273465"}
{"text": "我就不明白为什么总有人抱着一个功利目的做事。既然这样，我给你出个好主意——你试试在天安门城墙上发表一下。", "question": "在哪发表小说容易被关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子在我睡觉的时候，在我的眼镜上画了“增税”两个字。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387936"}
{"text": "龟田父子说：“我不懂这个。”“感觉吧，就是这样的。”", "question": "请问这是什么部首的名称？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3821362"}
{"text": "我四年级的时候跟他们说用万能胶可以破解「除你武器」，麦格居然把我开除了。", "question": "你在霍格沃茨学习的时候都发生了什么意想不到的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您多大了？我 19 岁。不是，我是问您多大，具体一点，精确一点，您那个说法早就被否定了。我 19 岁零 3 个月零 1 天零 2 小时零 20 秒。还是不够精确。我 19 岁零 3 个月零 1 天零 2 小时零 20 秒零 250 毫秒零 250 微秒。好的，请填写这张《信用卡申请单》。我得提醒您，接过这张申请单，将使我与您产生相对速度，那么我相对于您的时间流速就会发生改变，是以您为参照物，还是以我为参照物？以咱们银行为参照物即可。好的。", "question": "牛顿力学还是科学吗？不是已经被量子力学和相对论力学所否定了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实很简单，如果下一秒人类突然消", "question": "如果人类突然全部消失，会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "古梅大夫的木乃伊", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348682"}
{"text": "可能因为其他男人载她的时候确实要平稳一点。", "question": "为什么每次我开车，坐在我旁边的妻子不时的来教训我，开的这个不好，那个不好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别做代购。", "question": "如何做一名优秀而得体的留学生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备新学期。", "question": "暑假结束了。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6681466"}
{"text": "好的，我已经收到了。稍后我会再联系您。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6444462"}
{"text": "光升上去是不行的，要这样剪断它。", "question": null, "star": 413, "type": "I2T", "image": "5699523"}
{"text": "请把袖子还给我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ehhu8x8oj30ci0el0wn"}
{"text": "花瓶谁打碎的？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz40cm4bbxj30ci0elq55"}
{"text": "你，稍微把口罩摘下来一下！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7221325"}
{"text": "必要", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "1mpqZTuicGDA1EDVUYr8WU0yBGUyCdqq39mDQEpZD9keNLlGSrmgwz1NoWpo1dxcswSZQ5SUT1W3hp9kibaI0f8Q"}
{"text": "因为统计学上来说她是美国女星里最有可能被我泡到的", "question": "你为什么喜欢 Taylor Swift ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "广告上的「×」太小了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gymd7g4687j30ci0el417"}
{"text": "避开Wi-Fi的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5406650"}
{"text": "你说养我我才跟你回家的呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecj4i3wgzxj20bm07st9e"}
{"text": "是谁往井里倒生发剂的", "question": null, "star": 226, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guperfasejj610d1cigrs02"}
{"text": "踩到乐高后一激动另一只脚小指踢到了柜角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gssagn36s5j30ci0eljv4"}
{"text": "我让你小子毁我的周末！让你毁！让你毁！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnir3sdqyhj30ci0elgsw"}
{"text": "这种班拿来骗钱效果很好的。", "question": "7500 元的 HTML 速成班效果好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvt4gp5yi4j20yi1297wh"}
{"text": "你要是能琢磨出来，那你就是设计界的豌豆公主了。", "question": "设计师如何在中间人太多的情况下，琢磨到需求方真正想要的东西?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "辛苦了，谢谢。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108949"}
{"text": "学习站着撒尿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4AjxyZ3kPpY6wnprfG53bicwTmAucJZAlzQk6f7edtPediaBS6PIlSj7A"}
{"text": "矮个子也有机会♥️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6581203"}
{"text": "那边有楼梯耶！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxk3YqWYWIiaOv2PZ7EFfC4UnUYRhA72e4YGGKM1r7vMhGaZHlr2wRpRvw"}
{"text": "我家两只小德牧，不吃自己的屎，换屎吃。早上起来以后两狗各拉一泡，然后换着吃……某天早上我起早，呆着看完全过程，他俩正吃的欢，突然发现我了，马上跟疯了一样奔过来舔我……", "question": "宠物都做过哪些令你恶心的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天气转暖，企鹅们都出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNn0LnpWsfH9W0Yhibs5zOLUvznMdibyvC0StzX6dibMIiawCSI0lY8aiaGLQ"}
{"text": "列一下我最近的部分开支:请客户吃饭，花费约 700 万；买了一件新衣服，花费约 150 万；为自己办公室购置几件家具，花费约 500 万；给自己的专车买了点装饰，花费约 70 万；我出门随身带的现金都是一千万起，但是几天就花光了。目前年收入大概是 15 亿——25 亿左右，具体多少取决于公司当年的效益。我也不是乱花钱的人，但是年入千万，我觉得对我来说只能维持一个极低的生活水准，这种苦日子我真不知道该怎么过。毕竟伊朗这边买个馕都得 2 万里亚尔。原回答评论区 @Alex：吃了 350 个馕的客户。", "question": "年收入约 1000 万人民币是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做好了万般准备，扛住了风吹日晒……结果剃须刀忘了带。【点击查看更多品牌信息】", "question": "广告 · 你在去西藏骑行途中最大的失误是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为绿码才是安全的呀。", "question": "《甄嬛传》里每个妃子都有个绿头牌，好奇为啥是绿的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "室友看国足被我看到了！我质问他是不是在看。他还不承认！说在看毛片！", "question": "室友的哪些不该看的东西被你看到了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别看裤裆，看那边", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "静下心看，能看见猫浮现出来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3165557"}
{"text": "喂！哪个小鬼乱扔博士！砸碎我家玻璃了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtg5xkjc30j30ci0elae9"}
{"text": "旁边的女朋友修图之后自己的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0lgQrFicAtbqgNnjmtPWCqNHanUyFZgOktg87eTBKEQkGgEMBaYtVwIA"}
{"text": "这是耐水测试显示器的兼职工作，是古真公司的。", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "被子全被对象卷走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkaxSYHo1Vz0hqnDoYLxKLKY2vHstVLpkCTZGUf2OE3jvEFwRdAzwyJQ"}
{"text": "我比较关心的是你的工作是什么？", "question": "本人税前年收入大概100万人民币，并且工作很轻松，每天大概一小时就能完成，剩下的时间可以自由支配，就是不能离开北京。本人英语还不错，做什么兼职比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "选择分类", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "哈士奇魔法在拆家到一半的时候突然没了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "越野赛车头的娃娃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic8jMibvrr9xliaNEyynKt4SWzmX8ndCic8ROq3V4zd1bdwbWNPxWAurHZJiccAwxfvMuG5MugGlzTaQ"}
{"text": "便利店的复印机里留下的那张纸让我心里总是放不下。", "question": null, "star": 176, "type": "I2T", "image": "5284218"}
{"text": "是的！本周的生存竞赛结束了。下周记得再来看哦！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3194977"}
{"text": "喜欢在河边骑行。经常看到放生的场面，一群善男信女端坐岸边，面前摆着待放生的鱼鳖虾蟹，口中念念有词，似乎在向佛祖汇报他们的认捐记录。继续前行，在下游不远处，你会看到另一群喜气洋洋的男女，拿着各种渔具，盯着那边的动静，准备随时大捞一笔。两处场景让我恍然大悟：佛的安排真是巧妙，一群鱼让两群人得到了快乐。那么鱼呢？鱼大概就是佛吧。", "question": "放生真的是行善吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周围的人都举手了，我也战战兢兢地举起了手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1566793"}
{"text": "犬神家的一族", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794861"}
{"text": "到达南极点的时候。", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "上完课老师第一个冲向食堂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCByIghbdSRiafWqKz6FVFKyQNmiczClTNsqcpPNk2GBz6wqegQbQPGkdqg"}
{"text": "春画的价格配送", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "考核 5000 米的时候，去给学弟加油。他们组还有最后一圈，同学都在给他们加油，然后突然其中一个不认识的学弟大喊了声日语，然后做了个奇怪的动作！接着就把双手打开往后甩，做出跑车尾翼的造型…主席台下的一票首长全部愣住了………", "question": "中二病太强是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们关系还不够好 我们全宿舍都知道我喜欢西游记的片头曲", "question": "我觉得凤凰传奇的歌挺好听，很喜欢，但是不敢承认，只能对同学说自己喜欢 James Blunt 之类的歌手，这是病吗？如果是的话，如何治呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是你指定的孩子反而更吸引人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387819"}
{"text": "芥川龙之介是艺术家。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5040490"}
{"text": "观察皿外面的世界", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "共同的朋友去厕所了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXpvRZlV83rzWqUNVAcichm4RZLtRJojCOE4ZBlYVdr4ZKZYAWypAUGCA"}
{"text": "得了灰指甲，一个传染俩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibhekrWUlYBuruBibLwIRvgmIpHoia2c1WBX7hVpbAzsKtc6OuSAEmw1aw"}
{"text": "哈利·波特", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6978513"}
{"text": "我们都选好了，该你补位了", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "三马食槽", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "为了任务，为了任务，为了任务。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6653213"}
{"text": "铁磨成绣花针", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToDR1lYsSbpMQxIqvQQ2fLicibg9mibFzicadibWX1icetA1icuwiawrcBYSpVP6g"}
{"text": "睡回头觉。", "question": "每天早起两小时（80年下来就多出将近7年），你会用来干什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大佐，我手里拿的不是操纵杆。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2964393"}
{"text": "让我看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "这家系列店里有猪肉和牛肉。", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "清热解毒。", "question": "在历史上的人物的名字后面加上一个汉字，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 166, "type": "T2T", "image": "7182844"}
{"text": "能告诉我右端的详情吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041456"}
{"text": "希特勒变身器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJRPdZwWYic4fmERS9hKwTlzTWhlxIiaz6OibTEvno7zSsrG6H9RtKvBYPw"}
{"text": "这个洗发帽不大吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6322075"}
{"text": "好像，很麻烦啊...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7069942"}
{"text": "尝试展现类似天空之城的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379062"}
{"text": "一开始在初次见面的时候就猜出你是谁不是太难了吗？", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "看到了吗？铲屎的身上是光溜溜没有毛的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "别闹了，这只是一个无关紧要的笑话而已。没事的啦，我可是费尽心思才想到这个笑话的，给个赞怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4745999"}
{"text": "月亮姐姐，我的是硬邦邦的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7254004"}
{"text": "发生了一起事件！嫌疑人可能是20至30岁的男性或女性，也可能是40至50岁的男性或女性。目前看来没有受害者。", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "绊倒", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "循环利用", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5763537"}
{"text": "爱情的预感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ek8jpv9of2j20av0bv3z9"}
{"text": "走到学校门口还没发现背错书包的自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHE3mnYtRP4aJ9v1YGibFeEVTNQR6J6zceeQjShRDsU9fB6ecRnWViatVA"}
{"text": "是你唤醒了我...听我的愿望吧 '把我变回原来的身体大小...'", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4380116"}
{"text": "千餐饮没前途，咱们一起去哥谭发展吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpkmXbibHuouLoFXQp3cibOO0DwUibiaghzZLZOtS7ThtuBrgibwgxRU7hniaw"}
{"text": "看到橱窗里有喜欢的衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzuzl0uD9N3YThmZOr46PddxZQYX36dNIM5hhVU4xkMux3IxgDt5Umpg"}
{"text": "猫把太阳驮了回来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "是的，你好不全对。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1014444"}
{"text": "哎呀，能吃啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5135849"}
{"text": "我的发量", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3u0gHudSLEBwNrjSojkRaQ1B1RWhh92n65Z9nbvtIjZxQQw7DxMIwyVw"}
{"text": "E右腿受伤的第一天练习拉屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8HG3LpA2ibuyyCNVxS2WgHpCgYolZCN8a0wWRIjpLomWPPBrf0YH7crA"}
{"text": "去追摔门而出的女友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohk9l1llj208o0bl0tk"}
{"text": "被遗弃在了自助洗衣店内", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtihbav8l5j30ci0eltbq"}
{"text": "有个不太会拍照的男朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPPJTIFk8dNgE5M9okvroAicQ6yjkicAu1qqcYnEfk5QE1xFMqUrlFYpIw"}
{"text": "高考前，班里同学有两道题搞不定，来问我，我作为年级第一的学霸，一一解答了，还好心地把答案告诉了别的同学。高考时，我发现这两道题分别是物理的最后一道选择题和最后一道大题。然而对标准答案时，我才发现，我当初告诉同学们的两个答案都是错的。", "question": "你遇见过哪些概率很小很小的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胖虎因为咸猪手被静香打得连骨头都从胳膊肘露出来啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgyScsjJLYicHOBUpciaXGgXzgPBYbSAcib8uGtMj6AeIQ6IPd1icHO2dCYoA"}
{"text": "线下与人交流", "question": "早上好，今天的目标是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5196091"}
{"text": "不能逃跑啊？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6699923"}
{"text": "已经支撑了3天天花板的女儿终于要坚持不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvPyAFSC1ibfdxSWsVMoVG8e1cIejRdz2kbcxYWqib5KjF2FQCoqSS0cAw"}
{"text": "最新款的自立式打印机'请给我分开墨水'竟然带来了意想不到的危害。", "question": null, "star": 417, "type": "I2T", "image": "1262653"}
{"text": "看脱衣舞时一边鼓掌一边用杯子接住鼻血", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbM5wx6Hmucnado22o3vd4oNJgdE4MnrhGxO8T9kBDQswYXCAICsVgyIg"}
{"text": "这把镰刀，比我拿的还要厉害。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6078157"}
{"text": "云计算", "question": "为什么人有时候思考会仰起头向上看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上网课vs见面课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEnJpekqZLia9EApJibN5eVanYm7fIZtmaEMmrA7CVBwXvHEK9vbmq7oXA"}
{"text": "开学第一天到校时发现自己被选为了班长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gknuu92eylj30ci0elq67"}
{"text": "气功终极奥义咒语「我的手刚摸过大便」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh16eev2cdj20b809faas"}
{"text": "老鼠被猫吃了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6362848"}
{"text": "说了几遍了那不是门牌号是出生年份！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "猩猩镶犀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZxpWtlp3EnzAWzEZ9VaaA06bzGzxkus7t0AlIKBz1rl5ZTa2hshmHuw"}
{"text": "搓澡大单", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "我小时候贪玩，经常不做家庭作业，可能以后得帮小孩做家庭作业了，欠了债早晚都要还。", "question": "如何看待「小学生家长因孩子作业过多深夜问老师『睡了吗』，家长群瞬间炸锅」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人太多了回家再亲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHTFHdynbDcNCxI7USqsQwIUibcQ9HpK38Lht39xbJ9f4xrOicQFWzuS3g"}
{"text": "表演还没结束呢，因为闭幕式的时间快到了，所以只能显示较低的总分。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1880169"}
{"text": "邻居家的大妈化妆脸好可怕。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3065795"}
{"text": "去看看李连杰和成龙一起演的那个电影豆瓣评分是多少。", "question": "如果清华北大合并会不会成为一所世界超一流的大学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于没有钱建立标识，所以把一切都交给这个女人后，赛车就开始了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6562536"}
{"text": "成为猫咖人气No.1后态度一直这么嚣张", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv2cbh5eblj60ci0el42p02"}
{"text": "决定对打扰我玩耍的父亲来一记飞腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITH7AAibHY2XhVjnlUXnQKGVdiclUVNjAZIMHFqHqQ2m7Y51xPx8uscy2g"}
{"text": "兴奋剂检测仪器故障，我们不得不加派了人手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXCqibibMib97qBoJmP8Wy2q4GHUliaIxiaK65DoQrt6dceneMuGakIDG1pUg"}
{"text": "袋子里传来动物的叫声。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5997495"}
{"text": "不要在开车的时候用臂力棒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNXzZDRTosctk4GicX7YiblOPG88xiayuvsZByuXibwhhSoaTCqWjQ9ZmLwg"}
{"text": "不是，我得百度一下这个野生葫芦娃到底有多野", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "走了很久，终于走出了长长的隧道，到达了车站。“清水站”。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1647362"}
{"text": "我爸的领导，也就是我中学的校长，住在我们家附近。60 多岁快 70，在学校不苟言笑，反正我挺怕他，我爸也挺怕他的，不敢跟他多说话。但校长非常有爱心，没有孙子，养一条京巴，老见他遛，感情特别好。那只狗也养了十几二十年，估计跟我年龄差不多。它眼睛白内障差不多瞎了，脚跛的，走路很慢很慢很慢，人走几步就得停下来等他。有天晚上吃完饭，我和爸妈下楼遛弯儿，遇见了校长在遛狗。狗没走几步就停下来喘气，力不从心很痛苦的样子。家父见状，连忙十分关切地走向前对领导问道：「王校长，你这条老狗怎么还出来乱跑啊？」就在这个时候，那个炎热的夏季晚上，忽然吹来一丝凉风。:)", "question": "智商下线是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "梅西感觉很好！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939637"}
{"text": "忘关灯了", "question": null, "star": 403, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4kia38lw8j6140158jx402"}
{"text": "打喷嚏太大力鼻屎漏手上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1EhVechLwFSQql5haoDGwBJDfP4wOeeX1jYytxulCHSteFRYvkgJibog"}
{"text": "怎么跑也跑不起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1h9n8mlygb9j30ci0elq6f"}
{"text": "只是一个庭院设计没有什么谜题要解开，但因为很用心所以很难说出口。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7358810"}
{"text": "我有两个朋友，一个就像李宗盛一个就像白娘子。前者唱着唱着就说了起来，后者说着说着就唱起来。发现更多的 666 大神，就来《玩咖驾到》", "question": "广告 · 一起 K 歌的时候，有什么样的大神让你忍不住竖起大拇指 666？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上 10 点妈妈说，该起床去地里摘几颗菜来。", "question": "如何用一张图/一句话证明你春节回老家了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让您久等了，Uber为您服务。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331733"}
{"text": "在你切开肚子，内脏掉出来的那一刻，你有什么话要说？", "question": "为什么那个头脑不清的武士被命令在殿上切腹呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5899465"}
{"text": "别跪下！我的身份还不能暴露！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz6bulhes8j30ci0eladm"}
{"text": "那个侦探傻瓜到底在哪里晃悠啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2045720"}
{"text": "床很暖和，房间也很热。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "481001"}
{"text": "（这家伙是谁来着？）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblXaef2lFtjVtIgnstOM9FnCicgIJM9gSgubFPoHKicHrOEKnBGpo7TIWFQ"}
{"text": "你觉得被教训的感觉怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7267240"}
{"text": "怪兽藏在地下2分55秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qersEMVUnYv1OEkAcCiazG41KCPHSazJFsicj3gqsQBdZaw0Yq7WRAxB4dg"}
{"text": "删。", "question": "你听过最伤害你的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从小捡了你，辛辛苦苦把你养大，你就对主人这个态度？别用手指着我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aYA8go6txuZPTyj5B5eSHUV1WWr2K6GnrSM3HvOhQGMgodCVKgibK7Mzg"}
{"text": "三个人去毕业旅行！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7304087"}
{"text": "尿意：0%→70%→90%→120%", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3I51RMf7hSe3A3lekKXHpGWAgTBTIQavZhzpWl2JZPJOqAJeryQMefog"}
{"text": "现在这个大小，是说以后还会变大吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6317520"}
{"text": "飞行的惩罚太重了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2668909"}
{"text": "一肯德基的玻璃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvv9z4wspij30ci0el0v5"}
{"text": "听来的：某乐团分谱上有标记「此小节低头」，新来的乐手不明白什么意思，就没有做，结果…… 被后边的长号戳到脑袋 。", "question": "你知道哪些关于交响乐团乐手的趣闻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那是我亲爱的Mii酱！不是，是Miki大妈吧？不，是老婆啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4088531"}
{"text": "请输入上图所示验证码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxh2pcugkej30ci0eladg"}
{"text": "铁制的", "question": "请问有什么前所未有的新颖美味的棒状零食新产品吗？", "star": 77, "type": "T2T", "image": "7175071"}
{"text": "这里满员了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "信以为真的观众", "question": "《乘风破浪的姐姐》里谁是真正的老实人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尝试让塔夫曼变得可爱，但广告还是伊东四郎的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6935782"}
{"text": "培育抗倒伏品种", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ss1K9KGA7ibDVzzncJcDp4kcsn3Yv97NUAHGfzSIcNIXVI3l6hJWrYspQ"}
{"text": "便秘的人就是你？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VtKw4td59l66bXia5vzG89QLicoOwGPKxo83kFrk1aqGESHEGPHFO2aaA"}
{"text": "首相是安倍晋三。", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "究极生物卡兹诞生了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "大概是因为懒。学习的苦需要主动去吃，生活的苦……你躺着不动它就来了……", "question": "为什么大多数人宁愿吃生活的苦，也不愿吃学习的苦？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强力胶受…", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "体现在大家都在猜内涵而不确定猜的是不是内涵。", "question": "电影《让子弹飞》的内涵体现在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好吃的部分要留到最后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertioa6exvj209o0bfjsi"}
{"text": "为了防止厨师偷吃餐馆请来了拒食强森", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icqOjDkJl25YYica74thBOtjIcHTn0MpFC57McJDt3cFDib4ia6bDEXIP1w"}
{"text": "这是我在那条路上撞到的一幕。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5606953"}
{"text": "今天体育老师请假了。", "question": "你最难过的有关于体育的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "很久以前有一只蛤蜊，爷爷做了麻辣烫烟熏魔法。爷爷去了海边做咖喱鸡饭，而麻辣烫则去了海边搜索，最后在西松屋找到了它。", "question": "大虾和海藻", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6829656"}
{"text": "帅气就是不经意的漏出六块腹肌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RcbwjUsFxqOcK0icPNFKTjncPSdhcY9XpO0pPvrNM5bfu9GZUbgl8a1v4aUp2leVXQMViaG70q2ZjQ"}
{"text": "你记得吃过的女人的数量吗？", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "欢迎光临！请往那边的出口走。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5529712"}
{"text": "这事情让我想起我们之前全国总经理给我们培训的一个例子，说：如果竞品的导购员很厉害，就过去跟他们寒暄，让他们来我们的公司，你这么说，对方肯定会防着你，也不会理会你，那为什么还要这么说呢？他现在不会理你，但是等到他领导批评他，或者他公司不好的时候就会想：妈的你老算几，别人XX钱请我去我都没去。", "question": "明知女孩已有男朋友还去追求，这样的男生通常是怎样的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为领导也醒了。", "question": "午休短短十分钟为什么会迅速恢复精神？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Satoshi says, Oh no! The hypnosis has been broken!", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6860769"}
{"text": "离豆沙馅还有35米", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKyqicyscIw6AR07Nj0ppMlk9NhicWzicfLQaaVMgVKx8WCo476t56nrFcQ"}
{"text": "我爸在家写诗，我妈去了远方，我他妈的在加班。", "question": "如何看待「父母尚在苟且，你却炫耀诗和远方」这个观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三秒规则", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1662506"}
{"text": "歌舞伎町和新宿的交界处。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849105"}
{"text": "画质很差。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3411369"}
{"text": "我水平下降了。/有困难就交给我吧，我会用一只手帮你搞定的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3813962"}
{"text": "你们店门口的酒精消毒液被人换成强力胶了你知道吗", "question": null, "star": 806, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5hp2boujij6140140ahh02"}
{"text": "从左到右分别是江头2点46分、江头2点47分、江头2点48分、江头2点49分。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354688"}
{"text": "我找看古墓派了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKJdv0Cibbzmgu89QEKrVywyGndxVJicvtvUZfyjY4UOciajPgWpnZXI54Q"}
{"text": "把从老师那里学到的知识还给书本", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpiaQwx1xXzt00sdESVl8FZfcoKjORCN5q3PjRkTT3ibOvPicKVkXGTtBoA"}
{"text": "凡人传。", "question": "如果把你的一辈子拍成电视剧，你会取一个什么名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天放学后去喝一杯怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6324480"}
{"text": "朝那边喊喂！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5363718"}
{"text": "跑酷捡金币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgw94C7L8WSiaHx5sZL7ovX0RAJORcjvlb3homB0SzMIicXEokuEpeUWmcg"}
{"text": "大一时的辩论赛，作为酱油角色，被安排为四辩，我的三位队友分别提问了对方的二辩，三辩，四辩。到了我，站起来第一句：「对方大辩，请问……」", "question": "辩论中一句话把你打趴下的逻辑是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一场辩论赛，题目是「人类的本质究竟是复读机还是鸽子」？复读机队啥都没准备，打算去了之后直接重复鸽子队的词。鸽子队压根没去。", "question": "如何证明人类的本质是复读机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果想在这里修路，首先得把我打败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374012"}
{"text": "第一次尝试猫薄荷", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "这家伙眼睛没白的部分啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7144242"}
{"text": "等一下，我要换上可爱的内衣。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6493558"}
{"text": "这是附近幼儿园的孩子们为总理做的泥团子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7206348"}
{"text": "将拉面的油混在一起。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208090"}
{"text": "蚊帐屋", "question": "绝对不想住的旅馆名字。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389288"}
{"text": "那两人的时尚感实在让人忍不住发笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIpcNKURzKHlCcSia3AJibVYhW9eicxd9wzWPJhKIEvpI3a2IghqrGf8whNw"}
{"text": "喂！游客都走了！把肉端上来吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkk7MqCzTKISL9OhOarPQOoTiamg8dy0rZic5m4SMUb3xYseUO0TvosT62Q"}
{"text": "尿分叉患者专用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3KS4J0eIgZM7jgRNbrK7MxpMibFNicKmNiboTUZVfLUibVGTCHDJXtg8N3w"}
{"text": "妻子年轻时的照片出来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6080438"}
{"text": " 曾经相爱过的人，没必要再伤害。人一辈子互相爱过的概率很低的。总有柔情在。尽量做圆满点吧。比如可以回，哦，还好吗？如果她回还好，就回那就好。如果她回不好，就回照顾好自己。 ", "question": "分手很久了，突然有一天她发短信说她很想你，怎样回复会比较合适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胡说！我们之中怎么可能混入FBI的间谍？", "question": null, "star": 448, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gic9fy3osuj20u00v5qjc"}
{"text": "我在速度极限下冲进厕所时，只有一格是空的。", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "你们以为三个人一起上就能打败我了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq0hhvcmlrj30ci0eltc0"}
{"text": "可恶！竟然趁人家量体温时偷袭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmmAbg3OsicgxKkY6Czn9Ooia6bV1E90ic7uTRaa50SfjFw04ibHRbrwI3AQ"}
{"text": "复读第七年的高考还是落榜，对于人生已经绝望的小王从楼上一跃而下，正好落在一群狂喜的录取生中间，在一片喜悦的气氛中被不断抛起来……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSyoCUUXycbtgLiaGVFsDREm26ZwwfjCPbBcVeb3iajo00IRrAzK493ic0CwibicB8QzPbMgNTUM01ia1w"}
{"text": "地狱突刺就是这样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367969"}
{"text": "睡到一半电灯被打开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoC9HIh7wHGl4FPGM8ped6ibDfvkxvt5BG063qVeVOkLI6snjEtZlG5Eg"}
{"text": "为什么呢？的台词库。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1880136"}
{"text": "泪龙的冒险“有些许不同”“虽然有些困扰但迷失在森林中的地图已经找不到了”。", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 64, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "滑板爱好者线下交流会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMPudLG6ngRJvyEPfr8Xia9PwiaSK7xZsPYlelibibdBk3aC0zHIUhRM1INw"}
{"text": "内衣肩带掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEUgBOsAibCs3wyuLRTnuicibXia8yqlKwmLIFjb5R7P0UPpS6GQhIZIcRibg"}
{"text": "暑假的最后一天边做作业边想“真希望有人能帮忙”结果我家的猫咪就来了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2966946"}
{"text": "喂！你是不是最近在用家居中心的便宜饲料掺和鱼食啊？坦白交待吧！", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6561077"}
{"text": "晚上吵死了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5920896"}
{"text": "考虑是否插进去。", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "女儿清晨才回家时的老父亲", "question": null, "star": 148, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8ggm8hwc5j61401ee49902"}
{"text": "又零分了！真的太惨了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5136677"}
{"text": "你能用那口牙啃面包吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4514643"}
{"text": "鹅咂！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "用头和力气推着呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6453759"}
{"text": "1.你会不会喊麦？不会，这个真不会，我都没听过。2.你会不会唱二人转？小时候听过，不会。3.东北现在是不是下雪了？现在是六月，如果窦娥能回来，或许可以吧！4.东北如果不托关系，是不是就什么事都做不成？你说得太对了，坐公交车都得托关系。5.东北是不是一言不合就动刀砍人？还好吧，至少我活了 30 年还从来没被砍死过。6.东北人是不是都假豪爽？我对你好，闲得很豪爽，是希望能让你能一样对我好，而不是让你认为我是冤大头。你对我不好，我自然也就不会再对你好了。如果你说这是假豪爽，那你说对了，东北人就是假豪爽。7.东北是不是算是农村？有城市吗？百度吧！8.哈尔滨的省会是不是吉林？对的，就像南京的省会是浙江，一样的。9.大连不应该是山东的吗？为什么总有人把它算成东北的？大连是辽宁用青岛和山东换来的。", "question": "身为东北人，你被南方人提问过的最奇怪的问题是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骗照的细分领域都有了……", "question": "胖但是颜值高是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起不可以那个……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcoxo7l5j21pg29xgvj"}
{"text": "接下来可以教我最强拳法了吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "训练斗牛记住老公的脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl0hkcxlqej30ci0eljz4"}
{"text": "娜奥米，你好！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4719062"}
{"text": "你喜欢她嘛，快去跟她说呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1kcl2k9l1cZEt7ewUy7KY9lUXg4JyqYZXrOmibwIpafDEkKX6KVXb8FQ"}
{"text": "篠原凉子没有消失。", "question": "对二十年前的人说，他们也不会理解。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398885"}
{"text": "杀手说的我会伪装成交通事故」跟想象有点不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9xasem5ufj30ci0el0wq"}
{"text": "拍照传微博朋友圈。", "question": "看到一头濒危动物在啃食一株濒危植物，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "交通指挥失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mkaUZqyfFv0COdPLHeIDqBHbUAYGLUakUx3YJgFmrkavNV3sdlTMia2icQ"}
{"text": "东出", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4933184"}
{"text": "哭得出来。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4343723"}
{"text": "不就只是一百万吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2877156"}
{"text": "大学生学习不刻苦是违法的。——《中华人民共和国高等教育法》第五十三条第一款规定，高等学校的学生应当刻苦学习。", "question": "在中国生活，有哪些行为可能涉嫌违法却鲜为人知？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Chuck看到了，快点离开那里。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386322"}
{"text": "*我的筷子不小心碰了一下碗*", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pywic4W1N8c6o6rgvQxNrs6c0Zibk0H6A46sZqAcJdm9FCkfE7WOpCQJiag"}
{"text": "这不光是卖东西的水平。", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "于是，人们在这里建立了罗马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq7UGTWeFicBqJ3kwvNQJictqQC01Utv9oxT5Al2yQdMZJtIwYE0mRIchw"}
{"text": "别拿着个门到处走啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv0ujo9qqyj60ci0elmzq02"}
{"text": "你的生命中已经没有别的可能了！那么！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3678564"}
{"text": "找到了联系人！太好了！哎呀，输了~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2553863"}
{"text": "因为你英语不够好。", "question": "为什么我一眼就能判断出某个汉语词汇是否有「文学感」，英语却做不到？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看，你连自己做烧烤都不知道优势劣势在哪里，所以，你还是需要一名产品经理。", "question": "程序员转行烧烤需要做哪些准备，有哪些优势和劣势？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【必看】不喝咖啡就能消除睡意的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib5biasWEDKN0pmB5C7GzhBe1PeMQw1koFbic10dJ5Uhic4g9foPHbRvCvA"}
{"text": "完美的女性。", "question": "动画中理所当然存在的、毫无违和感就能接受的事物例子：片头画面。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3662979"}
{"text": "真的吗·这些都可以拿去洗吗？", "question": null, "star": 569, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt9kqpgf0sj610i13l7bl02"}
{"text": "早上悄悄回家", "question": null, "star": 213, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gly2bq5tzuj611s142tdm02"}
{"text": "用手机打开“傻瓜”，放下傻瓜幽灵来玩吧。", "question": "如果错过了末班车。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6155533"}
{"text": "全员酒精探测器响了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf85io6auxj30ci0elt9v"}
{"text": "坐公交车 ，一个小女孩摸着妈妈包包上的小玩偶说：妈妈，等你死了这个可不可以给我？妈妈说：现在就可以给你。", "question": "你听到过哪些让人忍俊不禁的路人对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有人评论的时候", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "过段时间我要去非洲。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387753"}
{"text": "外表像小孩，头脑是大人，名侦探柯南。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380830"}
{"text": "自由女友像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suobzeVtfSKaSKZG5J75YbIWYReXVYWFcPz39gy2wzIicg7yR6356jpGPQ"}
{"text": "因为我爸说不染回去就把我头砍了", "question": "你因为什么重新染回黑发？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女孩的谈话揭示了嫌疑人的不在场证明瓦解。", "question": "警察如果去参加相亲，可能会做的事情。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738477"}
{"text": "作品名：有蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wzCuibLXZQGFH09WiaiatUr8Czc9zD1xEJ9e5zhGx3QJZkEQYrgL1CS4Uw"}
{"text": "任何事情都可以被看作是个性的体现。", "question": "对于年轻人来说，什么是幸福？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141386"}
{"text": "和快递小哥特别熟络，有次买了几根墙角防护条不锈钢的那种，卖家用近 2 米长的圆柱体盒子给我装的。小哥：“大圣～你金箍棒到了。你能告我个口诀给变短么？装不上车。”我：“此乃通天秘法不可告知让人，待我今晚驾云去取～你可要小心看管，休要让那六耳猕猴夺了去。”然后我晚上去取的时候站点小哥特别多，给我打电话那位告诉我“他同事们一定要留下来看看到底是谁那么逗比。”", "question": "快递小哥会好奇包裹内是什么吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明白易懂的案例。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "3408907"}
{"text": "带吸管。", "question": "新婚伴侣拍婚纱照时有什么注意事项？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我国有些家长对性教育的期望应该是科学家发明一种神奇药片，刚出生就给孩子吃了。此后二十多年身体照常成长，但既没有性欲，也不产生性方面的好奇心，男不遗精女不排卵，还散发出令性犯罪者一接近就变得毫无兴趣的荷尔蒙，整个过程无需教育也不必警戒；等高中或大学毕业了吃一片解药，瞬间解锁身体机能，并且一切生理知识全懂，恋爱结婚生儿育女全无障碍。可惜，这种药片没发明出来。于是他们假装已经给孩子吃了药，然后什么都不说，什么都不做，也不许别人说和做，活在一个纯洁的幻象里。如果谁戳穿了这个幻象，无论是老师、同学、互联网还是孩子自己，也无论是善意恶意还是无意，他们都会指责别人带坏了自己孩子，是让世界充满了性与色情的罪人。完全忘记了当初这个孩子是怎么来的。", "question": "如何看待一位妈妈声称学校发的《小学生性健康教育读本》尺度太大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对付那个笨蛋，我已经忍无可忍了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388287"}
{"text": "因为美国自从抗美援朝吃了中国夜袭的亏之后。就一直在训练夜间作战。美股，美油都是晚上。美国军队80%的训练也都是晚上。甚至于美国人工作也是在晚上。帝国主义亡我之心不死。这样的敌人太可怕了。", "question": "为什么美国股市是晚上开盘，他们晚上不睡觉的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们也去了那家理发店……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjtt18c397j60zt1bqqc902"}
{"text": "“近视的人可以看到不一样的图”", "question": null, "star": 301, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "回来后再去特价销售的地方一次。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387313"}
{"text": "嘿嘿，又说服一个小哥哥下单买茶叶了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kE0MD8gSrMwwZ5UxMbiciavZSKI5uAAPdQV8V2O7nWTKiciaMQuWTsv95cw"}
{"text": "罚站！罚站！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqgoick5wtj30ci0elgqg"}
{"text": "我们好歹还是人，产品和设计已经是狗了……", "question": "IT 工程师被叫「码农」时是否会不舒服？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三年已到，这国务卿不当也罢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMOy6fba25HNSzOdejFVmAmoiaXTvTD2BdR48RbQzMDK7qLCxtFrTUg4w"}
{"text": "建立空间直角坐标系", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReHDEJ6lVAAtiblOg44Ov3lWPZGD1gCDyOicm1cqkVDibRMMzOrm7mEpTPGvTz1Kut6Cf3fsztWmM7w"}
{"text": "准备了便当结果被女朋友放鸽子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7d3sOnBBVLSZOiav6icM2LG6MZN5dBoNnDpYCCNQgZXUiapWLjmqullKpA"}
{"text": "喵酱好可爱啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3931040"}
{"text": "听我说谢谢你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqxIGtWyjr6W97LLy27QuUOdyO4mMiaqT0T6nAVDHMxH7EibqX0FLZibv0g"}
{"text": "休息一下。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6519768"}
{"text": "只有一个假人的问题比预想的要简单得多。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4428795"}
{"text": "充电完成50%", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0c2b2yq36j20mt0mtmz5"}
{"text": "自律的生活不会觉得痛苦。", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "宝马早年的无钥匙启动，要先将钥匙插进去，按一下钥匙通电，然后再按钥匙旁边另外一个单独的「一键启动」按钮……典型的脱裤放屁。", "question": "汽车上有哪些东西一开始是笑柄，后来发现是真的笑柄？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你别藏了，那不是真的头发吧？我看得出来，你知道的。'等一下...别说下去了'", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3265474"}
{"text": "通杀所有设备，上次非节假日和周末去欢乐谷，人特少，两个不同的跳楼机一个坐了三遍。因为跳楼机升到最高的时候可以看到哪些设备不用排队，然后直奔人少的去。当然我是飞民航的，飞战斗机的哥们可比我凶残多了。", "question": "战斗机飞行员坐过山车是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给印度人发药！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "是不是把龙珠藏在这里了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickugibFIcnkbsdgHeWxJ7fic7iciaPDcoia3Sy2s5Y4J97ZNWcicgWia3wU2lvYQ"}
{"text": "丘弹。", "question": "汉语中找不到一个词来取代「Q 弹」吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "默默凑上来和我共用一个小便器真是太TM可怕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib6OGcvzV60CbBC5cqARRW1AUW73G904WDbR9ibUJTzWlOX7LbSvaZ0KQ"}
{"text": "你们穿这么久了，也该到我们穿了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3A2VpASYzNvDGL9DGEtb6CKSkLEiavHOEem4yGSLBLQO3Eu5nM7u38Hw"}
{"text": "受伤的是右肩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq2thrk1d1j30ci0eltg5"}
{"text": "每天像在玩扫雷。", "question": "有一个很作的男朋友是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次去鬼屋太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6382792"}
{"text": "十年前，家长语重心长地教育我们：网上的东西都是假的，不要信。现在看到爸妈转发的朋友圈……果然都是假的！", "question": "有哪些十年前的看似不靠谱的预测成真了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两个人都想不起来对方的名字了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7br1monnrj20m20nddij"}
{"text": "☆收藏Z249243#微博辟谣#平台，欢迎查阅！?网口同时转发到我的微博按热度按时间霜别月：不是胸部按压吗，为什么要用手6分钟前回复226Quzs：比图好笑3分钟前回复8", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpBeyes782aG9QxtxeUEZ1CdVYWLMX2AZd1kXJ8rw6GiaeOtDAUxic8k3w"}
{"text": "日孟神融梅打蛋器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkS6ph3KnR1GPreExiaUcViautESHpHKLmAVdpDAeficWXbXUEvTvuGvWXw"}
{"text": "糊涂的爷爷被抢了厕所。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6375598"}
{"text": "打雷前的预兆梦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6356843"}
{"text": "这个按摩师没有资格证，但他在策划的视频中进行了详细的研究。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4388138"}
{"text": "自从万磁王搬到楼上，装了金属骨骼的詹姆斯就没法正常生活了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RnHR4gZKukTbWrx9XlAXYZ5OTo8EroatFGGvbicNxJgAibh5WTx27icEmQ"}
{"text": "嗯？五点了吗...还得再睡两百年啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286860"}
{"text": "一个处于焦虑发作状态的湿疹活动期病人。", "question": "「越慌越想越慌，越痒越搔越痒」这句歌词有什么心理学和医学依据吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "查理的海边告别仪式", "question": "在大阪万博会中，吉本可能会做什么样的展览呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4189717"}
{"text": "突然感到空虚，回归自我。", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "OhYES！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eri2dbjrhhj20ak08hwfd"}
{"text": "可怜的想法只有八个字。", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "“这TM是八岁？？”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "可以烤肉的iPhone", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrRlyYWh5k5en9y4bcwqE7NlQcgibsBicdia2LnNBplKSt5CTWcjic1CfuRmw"}
{"text": "脑补一个猛男喊出“那里不可以”时的画面", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "高三那年，前面的女生转过身来，对着我叹了口气说：「你这样的，将来老了怎么办啊？」我满脸问号，都不知道怎么回事。她接着说：「笨手笨脚的，肯定学不会跳广场舞」", "question": "四肢不协调是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那好像是敌人的总指挥部……喂，熊，别探出头来。对不起，好心的馒头大哥。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3035373"}
{"text": "不是笑话，真事儿。上次去成都，有个朋友是石室中学毕业的，带我去他们学校看了一眼。石室是中学，而且不是一般的中学。历史悠久，而且不是一般的悠久。公元前 141 年蜀郡太守文翁在此设立郡学，称文翁石室，是第一所公立学校。从此这地方历经变迁，学校实体也有所变化，但教育职能一而贯之，从汉代绵延至今。我们在校园附近溜达了一圈，我朋友略带矜持地对我说：「我的一位学长司马相如曾经这样说过⋯⋯」", "question": "哪些笑话只能具备一定的历史知识的人才能听懂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次去动物园的儿子激动坏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx6bkbnnhhj30ci0elgmu"}
{"text": "去取给妻子预定的肖像生日蛋糕时老天保佑千万别是这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guevbdzvt5j60ci0elae602"}
{"text": "刚才从那个家里传来了电视的声音！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285163"}
{"text": "过年在家早上七点的我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "「刹车！』『好嘞！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx20cfirezj30ci0el0wi"}
{"text": "超过三分钟的保留时间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7245938"}
{"text": "啊，是这样啊。就是你没喝掉的那个时候扔掉的珍珠奶茶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4729111"}
{"text": "你把我们的飞碟藏到哪里去了？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "和女朋友吵架并且摆明所有道理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVozn6qsOviaS3ichHVxtibmdelQO5aNuxSmfHAe3L3dkgyTSVICP9tmuhQ"}
{"text": "啊，那个是小魏的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872599"}
{"text": "曼波的小秘诀", "question": "把曲子组合起来，弄出一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 256, "type": "T2T", "image": "1880579"}
{"text": "这是件重要的事情，我只说一次。", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 33, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "奥特曼：喂喂妈妈？谢谢你的东西！啊？嗯，我在努力呢？嗯，我已经快不行了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522367"}
{"text": "痛风灵（形象）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4435588"}
{"text": "目击者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhxhlp8mqrj30ci0elaba"}
{"text": "我在二百多个人面前开了个人演唱会算吗高中上微机课，是那种好几个班一起上的大课。有一课要求带耳机，我在课上用耳机偷着听歌我记得很清楚，我听的是骚姆的 writings on the wall那悲伤的曲调，那沉重的旋律，听的我无法自拔，仿佛早已脱离课堂，成为 mv 中悲情故事的演员我想小声的跟唱，毕竟你懂的，只听不唱真的很憋屈，可是我忘了我在上课，我忘了我的耳机开的好大声，我忘了我五音不全跑调极其严重五分钟后，当我唱完一曲凝神在悲伤的氛围中我发现了二百多双注视我的眼睛我的同桌默默地跟我说「我们以为你在哀嚎……」", "question": "你有哪些尴尬到「脚趾抠鞋」的糗事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国：什么是新冠病毒？意大利：什么是口罩？德国：什么是不好意思？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrxLRPNzriaO5ibUjnVRic9VCzGiapH8Y39OiaUbc4x1uRAmeja2qnTPfPp41cMJCnee6ruCqegVA7hOw"}
{"text": "我现在都不能理解，高中的那点东西，我起早贪黑的学了三年，百分制的话竟然只有 80 分，真不知道当时的我在干吗，真想抽自己两个耳光。", "question": "很多人都觉得高三是知识水平的巅峰期，那么大学的意义在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有自己留级了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hepv8cs401j30ci0elwhq"}
{"text": "“女士，这是您掉的手吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickud1ecwibc3ultcZg1Ihln1L3ePbs5eAAUbocUV4eVMxD1HibrNvkbEEtA"}
{"text": "吸血鬼，不能见阳光，害怕大蒜味，不喝血的话还有严重的戒断反应，到处被狩猎，基本上是个病入膏肓的通缉犯，活得如此受罪，死一死也不错喽～～中国的神仙嘛，也没正事干，偶尔参加个蟠桃宴，没事儿下凡撮合小夫妻，降个雨，送个娃啥的，好比发挥余热的退休老干部，广受爱戴，且得活着呢～", "question": "为什么我国的部分神仙不像西方的吸血鬼一样对永生感到乏味呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我和爸爸一起玩，大喊“救命啊！”然后被警察带走了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311866"}
{"text": "特地去问了一位博物馆的朋友。这件事有没有什么影响不好说，主要还是看你当时开闪光灯没有了。没开闪光灯应该不会有太大的影响。要是开了闪光灯，那就比较麻烦了。因为博物馆很多东西都是考古学家从古墓里发掘出来的，尤其是题主遇见的棺材这一类的。棺材长期与墓主接触，久而久之墓主的尸气和尸毒也会侵染到棺材上来，而要是不走运这口棺材的墓主未得好死，那么棺木也会怨气森森，非常不吉利！以棺材为代表的这些从墓里出来的文物博物馆都是放在较为昏暗的展厅里，灯都是柔光的。为什么？因为博物馆不敢用强光照射。强光一照，棺材上的尸气怨气一下子被强光激起，立刻回弥漫整个室内，别说呆在展馆里面的人了，就是从门口经过的人也会沾上不吉利的怨气！离棺材近的人严重的还会染上尸毒！甚至被附在棺椁上的怨灵纠缠！所以千万不能在博物馆里使用闪光灯！要是不小心使用的话，拍下来的照片就是非常不吉利的，照片洗出来的话，你会发现大概率是有鬼影的灵异照片！这个时候你的手机就算沾上脏东西了。就算删掉，也不一定删的干净！接下来怨灵就会纠缠你，会开始经常做噩梦，像恐怖片里的情节一样(艺术源于生活，你以为那些恐怖片导演灵感哪来的？)，后面就不用我多说了……另外尸气尸毒也是会让人生病的，你身上要是沾上了，回家了也容易带给每天一起生活的家人。特别是老人小孩特别容易受影响，发病期在 1 个月左右，症状多为莫名感到无力，失眠，鬼压床，印堂发黑。这个样子到医院医生也不会有特别有效的药物。还有怨气对一个人的运势影响很大，轻则打牌输钱，重则诸事不顺天降灾祸，要是不好好解决，甚至会影响题主的家人和后代！说了这么多，那么，怎么避免这些不吉利的事情发生呢，最重要的话说三遍:千万不要在博物馆里使用闪光灯！千万不要在博物馆里使用闪光灯！千万不要在博物馆里使用闪光灯！", "question": "如果在博物馆不小心给棺材拍了照片但很快就删了会不吉利吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "房东突然进来了", "question": null, "star": 1066, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj68tukea4j611j12cdm502"}
{"text": "先生还没解释就已经完成了。", "question": "在实习烹饪时，我总会瞬间想到“肯定是昨天练习过的”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2413596"}
{"text": "玄米茶、大麦茶和月见草茶，爽健美茶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6821233"}
{"text": "美女蜘蛛网的魅力邀请。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6069420"}
{"text": " 回句：“最近我老是收到这样的短信！” ", "question": "前女友发短信说想我，怎样回复会比较合适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一块没有明确存在意义的露脸广告牌获得了吉尼斯纪录。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2673973"}
{"text": "笼子里的鹦鹉被隔空击杀并爆了一笼子掉落物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwFcJwdKbibficYF7ksQcicfndBVF8jNCldjuDtRX0GRnxd0PnS6u2hxZpg"}
{"text": "碱性", "question": "一年又十二年，三十三减去一。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1089001"}
{"text": "白龙马：大师兄要求统一着装", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "用过一个 CF 的外挂在五花八门的众多牛逼功能之中，有一个静静躺在角落里的一个选项。名字叫：别点于是我点了封号半年 :) :) :)原来那个功能就是，让你被封号。", "question": "你在游戏中见过哪些神奇的外挂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上课时朋友说'肚子疼'会感到开心。", "question": "肚子饿的人能产生共鸣。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "966997"}
{"text": "高速公路不能走的！骑自行车都不让上，何况走了。", "question": "中国有哪些「值得特地走一趟」的高速公路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这人太厉害了，自学成才。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6132459"}
{"text": "您买的震动棒，女士是先生您买的先生，女士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaOMXPdEHy3dIia3CqqF71NLwF9sX1o7FULwlm6DVCFpABqjQzJm5kPDw"}
{"text": "爸爸、妈妈、胖虎、小夫静香、出木杉、老师走吧！回未来去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvphjptc26j60ci0elju502"}
{"text": "等了一天，说好会出现的怪兽都没有出现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8Dibl9RzgQ0dvaZCENiblRCDnKzSfrDqB0jVeUOSvKv1HIH1pNiaIFSvVibug"}
{"text": "一尺之锤，日取其半，万世不竭。", "question": "为什么男生追到一半就不追了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一直想把数学作业带去叫他们帮忙做一下……", "question": "你曾经做过什么让海底捞服务员不耐烦？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "连房都没有，还智能家居……", "question": "为什么现在智能家居火不起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果董事长涨了运费，也请给我们涨工资！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "2922564"}
{"text": "没问题！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5870630"}
{"text": "正在融入。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "374261"}
{"text": "过分追求团体操的安全性导致的结果。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6175056"}
{"text": "相机合上镜头盖之后不会自动对焦。", "question": "为什么睡觉的时候，眼睛在这么近的距离看眼皮不会造成近视眼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "动了的人会变成树", "question": null, "star": 460, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsd68rgksxj60yu0yujzb02"}
{"text": "棒极了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3877862"}
{"text": "#夕一有一个可以想念的人，就是幸福", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h86tdelnrpj30u016egr6"}
{"text": "得到只有一种可能，得不到有无限可能啊。脑补是个很费时间的事。", "question": "为什么男生都对初中高中喜欢过却没有追到的女孩有种超乎寻常的执念？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在雪车项目中获得金牌。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6415069"}
{"text": "兔子和乌龟", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6907894"}
{"text": "握手会上最具人气者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcmgzvaunfj30ci0eldjj"}
{"text": "多尝试几次疫苗注射就会成功的。", "question": "将谚语的一部分改成疫苗接种。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627750"}
{"text": "现在……就差才能了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwXxrNzkr22o2JPDribSQXfqErl2dBJUPjIe7ImicicVBkia7pD9BUU3ne6wA"}
{"text": "我下周开始打工，你呢？", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "猎人猎人", "question": "结局已经清楚了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5310353"}
{"text": "摔跤的DVD弄伤了之后，屏幕上就一直不停地回放这个镜头。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4488103"}
{"text": "牙医那里不是开玩笑的！戴上护目镜！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6731251"}
{"text": "遛狗时忘记带塑料袋了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h38069pemmj30ci0el41d"}
{"text": "“快给他士力架”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "老师！他说他想当班长！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1xszs48gaj30ci0el78k"}
{"text": "把蚂蚁辛苦搬运的食物抢过来自己吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ei7qt0rwg0j209c0cowfl"}
{"text": "这里还有空隙！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haut44rurhj30ci0el41y"}
{"text": "你不要紧吧？谁让你一次生这么多蛋的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecoslkc9syj20b30awt9u"}
{"text": "我的前男友和离过五次婚的新娘入场了。", "question": "新人入场，请勿喧哗破坏气氛。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233352"}
{"text": "哈哈，这个没有付钱！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlIc9reV2IEFLjdoE0wOSoKrXcPicBALhVhZ3hBage0CGFFTgmsfb7oeA"}
{"text": "所有物权转化为人格权早有记载。花果山正当顶上，有一块仙石。其石有三丈六尺五寸高按周天三百六十五度；二丈四尺围圆，按政历二十四气。上有九窍八孔，按九宫八卦。盖自开辟以来，每受天真地秀，日精月华，感之既久，遂有灵通之意。内育仙胞。一日迸裂，产一石卵，似圆球样大。因见风，化作一个石猴。", "question": "爷爷对七个葫芦有所有权，但葫芦变成了娃，爷爷的所有权会转化成抚养义务吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "旁听的校长总是抢答各种问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicamT38ezUYj0CM8eIbtSibiaThuiaAxicTDjBgk6Jv1qBHnwRlb1phKrxYQ"}
{"text": "第一次尝试失败了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7282538"}
{"text": "大家好，我只在电视前，不好意思，我在下面。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1877065"}
{"text": "叫米饭咖喱为咖喱饭。", "question": "帅的人就可以稍微犯点小错误，告诉我极限在哪里。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4130688"}
{"text": "用中国人常用的表达来说，这句话就是“讽刺挖苦是不礼貌的”。", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "你知道植物奶吗？用英文说是plant milk。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5239190"}
{"text": "家里老人在新院区住院我去陪床。早晨医生去查房时我听着听着就跟着查房队伍走了，还进了隔壁病房，还回答了患者提出的问题，当他们用“你谁啊？”的脸看向我时，我才想起来我是去陪床的，不是查房的。第二天查房时那主任一个劲的邀请我“走不走，一起查房啊？”", "question": "有哪些让人不慎暴露身份的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸的个子就这么大！喂喂，你可真是能吃啊！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1617656"}
{"text": "没带同样东西的同学正在被老师狼批", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvoZ1krSicrp35iceeBcGTH6vRUFDHw8LmACNOQCZiaxRlzCjSQ1V9QepqRQ"}
{"text": "偶遇前女友树下避雨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9saLY3JHGJL7jpTGnTicUHwyHeXNR0ofHZ63Wvb8iazA9Qmh5L5h5poicA"}
{"text": "大连连看机场、大连欢晚会机场、大连养机场、大连银机场、大连盘子机场、大连黄渤机场、大连云港机场、大连花清瘟机场、大连不上网机场、大连不通机场 ​、大连有俩机场 ​、大连有个机场 ​、大连好大一机场、大连理工大学附属国际机场、大连俊俏好容颜此鲜花无人采琵琶断弦无人弹呐机场、大连中三元气满满载而归心似箭无虚发财致富可敌国际机场。", "question": "大连新机场征名开始，最佳命名奖可获 2 万元，你有哪些好想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个习惯已经渗透到我的日常生活中了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3845130"}
{"text": "出差", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386539"}
{"text": "我吃的炸肉饼比普通人要大！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5024967"}
{"text": "这个佛教徒终于表现出他的本质了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6959357"}
{"text": "你是联合国儿童基金会的吗？回去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6324480"}
{"text": "从宠物陵园回家的路上", "question": null, "star": 680, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqd9zv42o8j610k1cqaht02"}
{"text": "她一屁股拱碎了超大液晶显示屏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebkp3rbyhaj20c809emy4"}
{"text": "刚才那个塞子好像不能随便拔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eawdxwaeapj20bm0am3zb"}
{"text": "BBQ取消了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c209Xv9sQ5TCs14xYkRKSdLDdTX2s8icFibWHA0WSaEdibQKEF0YianKLfgyA"}
{"text": "哇！那个团子好厉害啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1280547"}
{"text": "在电梯右侧停下不走也是可以的。", "question": "味道太重的特异功能。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4913030"}
{"text": "魂斗罗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "硬不起的阿斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nY0vcDegmjVLlwddJ0jY2LFficfKT8TTNXKkz0L7HMyxDJ5jjJu83deg"}
{"text": "中学时喜欢一个妹子，给她画了一幅画送给她，是一幅……她全裸的画……", "question": "你遇到过最糟糕的追求方式是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不小心把有毒的吹箭吸进去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grur50pw79j60ci0eltds02"}
{"text": "「我那天跟朋友旅行去了啦！不信你看照片嘛警官！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3936qxy1oj30ci0elq7o"}
{"text": "他/她看到了那座大楼后去世了。", "question": "我的恐高程度达到了100级。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2852027"}
{"text": "那是他正妻啦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6t6s8by9kj30ci0eltbg"}
{"text": "能得到小费。", "question": "请问冬将军忠诚会有什么结果？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7004047"}
{"text": "我会数扎束，这是我的拿手好戏。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3033084"}
{"text": "很多人一起去唱卡拉OK，喝醉后记得睡着了。但是醒来时发现自己被抛弃了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1395746"}
{"text": "你打不死我不信再开一枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9PfgXwUSjlnmp7X6EIav2olvvO6efgb1zWxLNDvhX9QUYx7wgkKJllA"}
{"text": "这个起搏器是好的，我歇一会儿再试下一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY38eicPTp8lVbAwVRAsfl5uER52ZXdRFmsHADKGWVW8s7GtYbayvgiaCfA"}
{"text": "我初中的时候，有个男同学喜欢我每天都等我一起放学回家每天在小路上问一句愿不愿意当他的女朋友我每天都吓得瑟瑟发抖一直拉不下脸拒绝直到有一天我鼓起勇气对他说不他 沉思了一会儿空气都充满了他的悲伤他一言不发躲进了一个角落里我很害怕伤到一个如此腼腆的男孩我走过去一看他在小便阳光下闪烁的液体正划作一道弧线倒映的是我尴尬到死的脸庞", "question": "大家遇到过最尴尬的事情都是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "葫芦娃救爷爷，一个一个送", "question": "「葫芦娃救爷爷」 ，下一句接什么（类似歇后语），能让人眼前一亮，回味无穷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深度睡眠仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWf6OvpFhQIrnKGnSdfBpicbqb1c4zRbjCNYptN8ss8QtPB0oysnT8SzA"}
{"text": "总结了几个高分答案，原来别的家长是来录爸爸去哪儿的，只有林永健是来录变形计的。", "question": "爸爸去哪儿三季，你最欣赏谁的教育方法？或最不欣赏谁的教育方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，我马上用 Photoshop 加班做，不过用这个更专业的软件需要加钱。", "question": "如何评价「要用 Photoshop 不能用 PS」的甲方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阳还没康就敢出来？！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "神父", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXVL2FNE0b3nCodsLsPQhqFZamu8GgOMzMEcnVwugyxodESdlOtbMZaA"}
{"text": "老婆的优点讨论会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6gtlem7bej30ci0elaem"}
{"text": "我对 Eva 不再感兴趣了。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "5209920"}
{"text": "室友不肯交空调费", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib9WPSiald2lJhue3Wib5tFbbFkCxMTHrxotmrmicF5E0G7rjkYv61zUC3g"}
{"text": "大学毕业去青海旅游，包车去青海湖的路上有一个叫日月山的景点，我们也就顺道上去看看，在山顶刚停好车便有几个卖那种藏式披肩的商人围了上来。于是我和一位卖披肩的商人发生了以下让我一生难忘的对话：「小伙子，要不要披肩啊！」「多钱啊大叔。」「300 一条。」「我去，好贵啊……」「哎呀，小伙子你不会砍价吗，你问问我 30 一条卖不卖。」「那………30 卖不？」「卖卖卖，小伙子你们要几条？」「……」当然最后还是一人买了一条，因为这位大叔实在太搞笑了～", "question": "什么时候会有「这 TM 都是套路」的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不会飞的猪只是一头普通的猪。", "question": "请将吉卜力作品的名台词以218种形式呈现。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5729348"}
{"text": "背叛的声音。", "question": "狐狸现在在想什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5913645"}
{"text": "咱们现在把魔方拼起来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNQh8VWR3TbcfjS4rzbb4AryyuVGhVRd4nLcURINmWOpqBDK4ial8lsiag"}
{"text": "我知道那个大个子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6974821"}
{"text": "初步锁定了盗窃企鹅的嫌疑车辆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHquJWnyk0bTmicSP1SxFS2g6YqOSicDQnCUwuwC9sQLzpbiaMMdqgPx5SQ"}
{"text": "这么晚了，别胡说了。", "question": "请问有什么可以让我得到星星的建议吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2407679"}
{"text": "中国：哈哈猫猫虫\n印度：小猫卷饼\n以色列：（拿出剪刀）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmIQmvVIHiazK60dqOXsb0iaspI7lFBkpianPbOpudic2aLfOa7oEA2YECZw"}
{"text": "从我进入电梯后手一直放在求救按钮上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw6u268zh8j30ci0el783"}
{"text": "作者应为：@", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3D14UVXibLhMlfy2EYgKXwiaicfSXW7w9K9F9CIno6lPCBO4icGrFrTR8icQ"}
{"text": "出乎意料且古老。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367281"}
{"text": "请问去车站哪边？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5238244"}
{"text": "哦，我这才发现飞不起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5691613"}
{"text": "如何应对校园如何应对校园如何应对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyRU17Huj1Zmic1vNDM4jZE8qlXzoK9KicUWNjZgMlAvDEiaiauN8ELxXtIQ"}
{"text": "巩汉林，黄宏，林永健", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "擎天柱：接下来的任务就交给你了，今天我限号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJHhQY1FEm35vChjdiaSvCrGeK4teQ8l4DelrnW6uoqC8dD0ZWtgxedHg"}
{"text": "什么，和尚是基督教徒？真丢人！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3451670"}
{"text": "根据边际效用递减规律，凡是一口能吃饱的食物都这样。", "question": "有什么食物第一口很好吃，越吃越难吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "起飞时忘记地勤正在加油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHSuQkatEjKc6neaf0yqzgJdLfJMFebOEEx2iaeFzYxUfBPA3LoN78NvA"}
{"text": "突然加税", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "『喝了安眠药吧？那就没办法了这次敌军要塞总攻行动马上要结婚的约翰就别参加了』「遵命！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm50vrmh38j30ci0elgt9"}
{"text": "请支持「严惩改装摩托车」！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp6t69d8ybj30ci0elthb"}
{"text": "好的老板是对没钱的人谈钱，对有钱的人谈理想，总之就是着眼于你现在最需要的东西，而不是他自己觉得更重要东西。", "question": "如何看待「好老板只跟你谈钱 ，不好的老板才谈理想」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么教室中间有一排空座位，转学生坐在那里。", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "牙疼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwa3g72rzaj20yi12y1kx"}
{"text": "表白的五秒钟前", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5671825"}
{"text": "大四那年，应聘腾讯，开始要填张表格，里面有QQ号一项，有个哥们问HR，没有QQ怎么办，HR回复可以不填，不过问他怎么没有QQ号呢，这哥们回复了一句“应聘腾讯就一定要有QQ号吗，那应聘波音是不是还要买架747？”。至于他是否收到offer我不知道，但我在腾讯工作的几年反正是没再见过这哥们。", "question": "进啤酒公司工作必须要会喝酒吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周杰伦怎样秒变周杰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMUAbxlVL5NIMct3f56Dga9T7hQic91syRXBUasssCjS7NmLtYFBQ7KyA"}
{"text": "鸽子不错啊，能从人类那里得到面包屑。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4514413"}
{"text": "今天吃了什么？最喜欢的书是哪一本？如果去玩的话，会去哪里？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7345566"}
{"text": "站务员！居哇！加加！奥特曼「那个……我会说人话」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2uxk0nypfj30ci0el0ty"}
{"text": "硅胶假体滑到手臂里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXupVVU8iactkWcetWfbssJibvEL5nk9f9TIB4piaVANFI4EvyBhzV0yl7g"}
{"text": "二十四小时美食电视节目。", "question": "标题或名言中加入食字会更有趣，请试一试！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7381602"}
{"text": "那是一个医院。", "question": "第一次去美容院的人可以说一点点谎。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7355276"}
{"text": "你刚开始玩某款游戏满级的朋友随手送了些装备给你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7jjnXA06cx9ZLBHHwoAibeMZ9bXaVSHtNASebGf5zV6OWne9XdkajFvQ"}
{"text": "地球很大。", "question": "把哆啦A梦的道具上的一字去掉就毁了。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5374661"}
{"text": "蜗牛壳", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6457642"}
{"text": "涂啦！我的右手拔不出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMptpZnhKGThr1DHefZm3oaDacpnldPiaoaNnoHjFKD2VJeuMv309B2qw"}
{"text": "Venom 救我...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4832253"}
{"text": "那，我们走吧。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "333478"}
{"text": "赶紧看了看是不是我们主任提的问题。。。", "question": "公司里有太多混吃等死的「咸鱼」，是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "直男第一次做肠镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfdo3WF2ekrhR8fBeibYZ7MDXNGo3df1szgm7aibRJPY1xZ95gXBQ0t7icg"}
{"text": "头发的毛囊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5634471"}
{"text": "好友生前的遗愿是看裙底", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hh6xouu8hvj30ci0elwfr"}
{"text": "牙疼得难以忍受。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6704134"}
{"text": "“啊？！刚才摸得那么爽原来不是要领我回家哦？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJdanH8ykhYRkostVD0HFOx4NKtyLuDKLFw50icJjKGtEKc9z4u18VicZw"}
{"text": "屁股本是一瓣，擦屁股的多了就成了两瓣", "question": "为什么人类的臀部是两瓣的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从倒数第一的傻子转学后，就没人帮我垫底了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLGa6BdHTRMia1w1hKBaiafCFf9Fvff41IcZUBvZtcD63K5VMzaXlxqcibw"}
{"text": "一只狗掉下来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7281321"}
{"text": "我翅膀呢，难道我不是蝙蝠？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVOaFTYsmu6mF77d6QDFLVjoDt3biavVjkCj2TgNctVDHviaA5Dg6IJArA"}
{"text": "临死前的遗言。", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "卡塔尔世界杯", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6917054"}
{"text": "——歪，腰腰铃吗？有人放高利贷啊。——对，他说他是恶魔。——对对，脑袋上长角的那种——嗯，不吐火，不过一嘴炉灰渣子味儿。——我问林业局了，这玩意不属于三有。——身份证没有，护照他也拿不出来。——他说要跟我签个契约——对对，银行说查不到他征信记录。——哦，行，反诈中心我知道，81234567 是吧？——没事儿，暂时不用出警——对，我能搞定。——他说他最善于发现人性的弱点，还跟我吹再意志坚定的人也会屈服于他——对，然后他盯着我的眼睛看了一眼，然后就卡机了。——对，按我判断估计是短时间信息输入量过大，脑子过热保护了，且得缓一会儿呢。", "question": "如果恶魔给你一亿，一年之后必须还两个亿，你会接受吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的是成龙！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "西伯利亚防寒服", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "一步一个脚印。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "那会儿我贷款买了一辆 SUV，车刚提回来没几天，公司就安排出差。正好我发小说出去玩借我车用用，我寻思正好帮我磨合一下新车了，还是比较信任发小的，就借了…… 出差回来以后，我带女票开新车兜风，求婚在即，买车也是为了体面点。我要找纸巾，翻了半天没有，女票一脸嫌弃的跟我说：「诶~不就在副驾那边的车门里嘛。」当时没多想，就赶紧去拿了，还顺嘴夸了她一句。 当时没觉得不对，开车往家走，老子就细思极恐了。我这可是新车，第一次带她坐！我自己从来没放过纸巾，她怎么知道，纸巾在那里的，很方，但没有说…… 后来花了一些时间，慢慢掌握了一些证据，手撕了发小，ex 了女票……很惊喜、很刺激！如果不是借走车，不知道自己还要被蒙骗多久。之后再看到我的车，总觉得车顶微微泛着绿光。", "question": "自己的车被借走后遇到过哪些坑爹事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有猫耳朵。", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "只有反面的猫被捡起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4926455"}
{"text": "hbyaiby最后一位候诊的患者已经超出了医学界限", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx0ij9ecdaj30ci0elq5k"}
{"text": "哎，为什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "因为没车。", "question": "为啥看速度与激情觉得很刺激，但是现实中肌肉男都不受欢迎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地球自转突然停了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h05u856xbhj30ci0el78e"}
{"text": "不丢人，您是我们的衣食父母，祝您快快乐乐健健康康地玩上一辈子。", "question": "都二十好几的人了还是喜欢玩游戏，丢人么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到了猫正在锯地板的鼓手", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "最初只是轻飘飘的心情，却被跟踪狂激发了动力。", "question": "请您告诉我电梯的运作原理。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2013597"}
{"text": "刚拉起卷帘门就有人要买早点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8CFaTsenwiariaCdvCFfJ3GuOVPh0ia369wLLB6ib8sVnPISoSGXapCp5Yg"}
{"text": "你帮我看看这个任意键在哪儿？我找了半天没找到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kd5UlugQdWnTBI0z9Gnwx3J6kqt6WbticVGJBVq4YpRdL6rHsS7PZcFA"}
{"text": "炒后会变成红糖色。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "6384431"}
{"text": "我生孩子前，和老公说，你不能去看儿子，你得看我。老公说好。他当时是电视台的记者，有摄像机，我生孩子时，他扛着去了。于是，我从产房出来的时候，蓬头垢面，脸大浮肿，衣冠不整，然后大家都去抱小孩了，有个男人举着摄像机一路近距离拍我，我则像被抓住的不法分子一样，一路说，别拍了，别拍了。", "question": "妇产科有哪些毁人三观的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你应该去派出所备案  有些楼都没你高", "question": "如果我身高3米，不会打篮球，能进NBA吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说起来她疫情前就和我保持社交距离了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJkUDhxGVn8SPammLxdMVCkvdOOicicBz7kZbHR8Hw6pnr3emdpOtKanE8tTSUMo1MTETJ0JmaVhQ"}
{"text": "纸袋君~爱你，就是要跟你合体！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ep8vxm4480j20c80ab74u"}
{"text": "抓住了奇妙仙子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FWtjyicldqoVvYBiaXVZppya4XOk38zXHPZ1PJmQwUSicMeq50QzGx0nVxOgYmrU8rM7QZzR3gzYw1w"}
{"text": "写着的时候觉得很好，但是一提交就觉得周围模糊的反而更有趣想删除。", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "看到存款金额时。", "question": "哎呀，真受不了！", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2526849"}
{"text": "哎呀，这垃圾跟人一样啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5907889"}
{"text": "工人：那我们明天真的都不来了啊~资本家：别别别，我就说说而已……", "question": "如果资本家说：你是自愿工作的，抱怨剥削可以不来。你是自愿购买商品的，嫌收差价可以不买。工人如何反驳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃自助餐吗？我的记录是七个人，没问题的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4867304"}
{"text": "请问您当中有医生吗？", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "4106877"}
{"text": "任何异性发来的看不懂的密文，都是表白。", "question": "如何破译这段密码（Li: H Be C Ne）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主动给老年人让座的年轻乘客们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu6zCdaUWABbjVs6nmLGq8j8ibQNg1Y8ZpnmZBXKlUFyCGTiag1CP8eMY4g"}
{"text": "大家都怎么了？怎么突然不说上司坏话了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu3b9mdo7mj30ci0el41b"}
{"text": "你就是他/她！", "question": "因为是深夜，所以讲恐怖故事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1681669"}
{"text": "日本的首相。", "question": "那家伙，有点儿可疑啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980788"}
{"text": "红包妈妈先替你存着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxIiblLickMl3yeMXNdszKArxGHrMOmsMoH0HyP4fsTAjyJiaIw81UGqDPw"}
{"text": "从二楼掉下来没摔伤反而觉得有点软", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4kskVRvYJUa5t4Dpa2Yz7oV5qNuCCXQwy2hww1l2jOayfqgyIUqpPLPdg"}
{"text": "XXX 老师，很高兴您被选中成为了我的导师。我叫 XXX，今年初试分 400+，复试成绩综合第一。我在本科期间参与了 XXXXXX 研究，有 XXX 成果。您现在在做的 XXX 方向我觉得前景不是太明朗，希望您好好考虑一下将来的研究方向，我不希望老师您走不必要的弯路。最后，我还给老师您写了一份国自然的标书，已经发到您邮箱了，您务必尽快看完给我回复，争取上国自然的车，在科研上更进一步。您的学生 XXX", "question": "加上导师微信应该说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的脑袋瓜是怎么想的？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315569"}
{"text": "想加班的请举手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0kyS7VlKVtpL7TPdcKu4W3hE7iaglYkp3vpR9WENTKub0HS9OVnZuUpw"}
{"text": "双鸭山大学（Sun Yat-sen University）是由一个爱尔兰家伙和一个黎巴嫩团体（an Irish gay and lesbian group）在伟大的哲人门修斯（Mencius）的指导思想“老年人的智慧（the wisdom of the ages）”下创办的，校友中最著名的有国内的常凯申（Chiang Kai-Shek）和诗人毛昆仑以及国外的加州大学的伯克利同学（University of California,Berkeley）。", "question": "如何评价双鸭山大学（Sun Yat-sen University）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恒纪元是偶然，乱纪元才是常态。", "question": "如何评价「青春才几年，疫情占三年」这句话?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毛利兰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g2dy5jnt1gj20ln0npta2"}
{"text": "用鼻子吹泡泡糖的小哥哥", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "然而我并没有做。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "934704"}
{"text": "当头顶上第八颗北斗七星闪烁时。", "question": "请告诉我那个令你忍不住看了七遍的瞬间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343983"}
{"text": "刚结完账就开始全场半价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwdg63sdzuj30ci0eldii"}
{"text": "顾客来了就按这个做！顾客来了就按这个做！", "question": null, "star": 441, "type": "I2T", "image": "2750600"}
{"text": "两人一起搬家。当两个人合力搬起沉重的物品时，互相看着对方使出全力的脸，发现比想象中还要糟糕。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "331193"}
{"text": "这是一个明亮愉快的工作场所。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5408477"}
{"text": "每次扭头去看小眼睛的司机都以为他睡着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5WB6MVP3e0fQZlE8Knyk5qwJfd64hDKRnnDKoNfT47XiaUGlbRDjmoVA"}
{"text": "回来啦，唐老鸭，USJ好玩吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4627147"}
{"text": "碘酒", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2286879"}
{"text": "经营管理书中写的'让我们一起干吧！'被维修工误解了意思。", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "面部口罩", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3451670"}
{"text": "你胖了。", "question": "为何现在的汽车外形越来越大，可乘坐空间却大不如前？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "香蕉让车打滑了。", "question": "虽然不是什么好笑的事情，但还是想看一次的风景是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6943990"}
{"text": "上面的模糊更有趣。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7298511"}
{"text": "他不是有这么多中国朋友代笔吗。", "question": "为什么李华不会英语还要交那么多外国朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家长会会长", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7000787"}
{"text": "回转寿司怎么也拿不到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbcj9votnyj30ci0elteg"}
{"text": "延毕的我", "question": null, "star": 375, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "充电宝还有一半电量", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGAFnexuK2G9Ojm1bLIFNHkUDSia8PKicklEchRrDZTml0iaIy3x8drtydKgIqiaBu7cFQS3rDhokhbA"}
{"text": "不好啦汤婆婆卡井里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaXNibftdSrmsksM3VPnqGfHIBRiblntKXjVwWib9jueumHmtF2YectSuzA"}
{"text": "被问晚饭要加几个蛋的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7u0co085vj20gh0eoabj"}
{"text": "当年还有六块腹肌的时候，跟学临床医学的基友秀肌肉。基友（拿刀比划了一下）：非常好切！我：？？？", "question": "长期健身的人跟不健身的人，在开刀手术中哪个给医生带来的麻烦更大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我明天要考试，得好好学习。", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "期末聚会老师打电话告诉你只有你挂科了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3iayALXynSkic8RqX1zZntXGXzoWn1iawNdZo24cibDCbkZgAFHokjn6kqg"}
{"text": "想挨揍", "question": null, "star": 475, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohh5wufd6j60vj126gry02"}
{"text": "我伏特加呢？！苏卡不列！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "我提名 Jeffrey Ely 的几乎所有文章：Moving the Goalspot：老板如何说服你做一件困难的任务，比如它可以骗你说这工作很简单，但等你开工做了一半了，再告诉你，其实蛮难的，但是你做都做了，要不就把他做完吧；Beeps：老板如何设计一个机制，在适当时候告诉你邮件来了，让你少查邮件、上 Facebook；Suspension and Surprise：小说家如何在小说里面最大化悬疑和惊喜；Torture：如何合理的折磨一个可能知道某件事的人，使得自己获知信息，又不因为折磨了无辜的人而感到心里不安；Sequential Information Design：如何挨个说服别人，让他们给某个公共品（如一个食堂）捐钱。", "question": "哪些经济学论文让你发出【脑洞才是第一生产力】的感叹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "时间服务，乘客不限量。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7325621"}
{"text": "这杯猫屎咖啡……是不是忘了加咖啡？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZNhjf6YuwwS5sLCoRviawYtAAz1Fpaia6dISmjWOMCEnFfP0ZAJrAZicoQ"}
{"text": "Mizuno的手套负责人开始认真起来。", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491578"}
{"text": "向天空...飞吧~", "question": "拉面的珍珠完全新的取出方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3414021"}
{"text": "我因过劳而去世的同事的最后一刻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5969045"}
{"text": "可恶啊！雪呀！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4122611"}
{"text": "乔治注意到窗户被打开了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5624693"}
{"text": "忙碌的", "question": "这种大雄我不喜欢。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6842918"}
{"text": "点开电影前先看一下这个：光荣与梦想——我们的中国梦系列公益宣传片瞬间就有了在电影院的气氛～再开一瓶可乐，美滋滋……", "question": "如何提升在家里看电影的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔壁的那对情侣在胡闹。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6722208"}
{"text": "发现主人正在猫咪咖啡馆快活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0ug7z017xj30ci0elgq8"}
{"text": "天寒地冻的，哪有时间和你磨叽。", "question": "为什么越靠北方地区的人性格越直接、彪悍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1、秦王暴怒欲灭郑国！郑国使者一句话，震惊了所有人！—《烛之武退秦师》2、揭秘前朝灭亡原因！政府官员终于站出来讲真话了！—《阿房宫赋》3、奂山市刚发生的灵异一幕！吓死人了，朋友圈都在传！—《山市》4、帮帮那可怜的孩子！大家都为公益转发一下！—《送东阳马生序》5、太心酸了！在成都，有一位老人，他的晚年竟是这样度过的！—《茅屋为秋风所破歌》6、你亲戚朋友当中有属马的吗？为身边属马的朋友转发！—《马说》7、天呐！她实在太漂亮了！不发出来对不起大家！—《洛神赋》8、还有没有王法！太不要脸了！石壕官员强制征兵！删前速看！—《石壕吏》9、你的格局决定你的朋友圈（胜读十年书）—《陋室铭》10、这样的房子千万不能住！你会收到他的磁场影响！一代文豪的血泪哭诉！—《项脊轩志》", "question": "如果古诗文被现代标题党写出来，他们会起什么名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想看到女神的真实长相，最好的地方就是就是她闺蜜的空间。", "question": "有没有可以把 PS 效果去掉的工具？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那儿有个巨人......", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6778420"}
{"text": "路边一座山，枯树毛绒绒，下面是牛肉，上面是肉松。——《回乡偶书》", "question": "你写过哪些有道理或有趣的诗句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你是怎么去的？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1935338"}
{"text": "银周纪念！连续抽了16次扭蛋，结果全都一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1651599"}
{"text": "5秒 进步了", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "大学，周末去市里，公交车上，一男一女。听对话感觉他俩以前认识，发小或者小学初中高中同学，有段时间没见了。前面是两个人寒暄，然后，女生：你是不是长个了不少？男生：嗯，都多少年了，肯定长了啊。女生：我说呢，看着你挺高的，得有一米八多吧？男生：一米八二，不过我在学校都说一米七九。女生：啊？！为什么啊？（此时我也很感兴趣了，就开始更认真地听）男生：我们宿舍有个哥们，特烦人，明明没有一米八，走哪都说自己一米八多。女生：哦？！然后呢？男生：然后只要我俩在一起的时候，别人问多高，他说他一米八，我说我一米七九，然后他没我高。", "question": "你听到过哪些让人忍俊不禁的路人对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "外面到处撒尿啊", "question": null, "star": 489, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "沉默的蝴蝶", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5772024"}
{"text": "就是你在打水漂？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtn1aPJ0ROhH2ZfC2OKk6OM67WicVeJq0pzbVwDZkc3nv8ic9VTDj2YUdQ"}
{"text": "你也在这圈地盘？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "在电视上公开表示我喜欢贝比星星，零食公司送来了礼物。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4107908"}
{"text": "店内音乐结束了。", "question": "这是什么牛肉奇幻料理？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3689408"}
{"text": "我会给全中国每人发一亿。", "question": "如果银行给你账户上错打了 12 亿，你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鬼吹灯", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "餐前给美食拍照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20xc1VeMemHLVjUiaEgcnmwzYHCZhlu3A9OObO7AUWXaSoFbArt3cU7Xg"}
{"text": "其中一只变身太早了", "question": null, "star": 169, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "美国队长", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "一次陪几个外国友人游青城山，下山的时候打算去坐缆车。还没走到乘车处他们就大叫到了，正在我一片懵逼的时候，他们给我指了一下，只见所指之处是个大大的「道」字。他们一致认为那就是缆车的意思（经他们这样一说感觉还真是蜜汁相似呢）。然后我就笑喷了，解释说那不是缆车，而是……而是……什么呢……我想了半天，说，这是「law of the universe」。然后他们听了之后一脸膜拜，感叹原来宇宙最牛是缆车的形象，中文真是神奇，哈哈哈。", "question": "外国人眼中的汉字是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "控制收音机飘起来的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6vgYMWRYkoRsM8rus36M9kyVWiapKkyia4YlZJ00Jx7CdK3aNhvagZumGQ"}
{"text": "突然意识到原来这款耳机的真正作用是让我们听不到声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9CMD4ftmQsBoKNXyMIAgjRu5yTZaYrufZYnmWIrV7JWhDRqxoafpNrw"}
{"text": "面向阴天绽放的草。", "question": "在电影或动画的标题上加草，让它看起来不那么有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6379242"}
{"text": "和牛都是强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "金枪鱼渔船专题报道", "question": "你觉得接下来会是纪录片节目的什么标题？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623474"}
{"text": "那里有爱吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5164273"}
{"text": "“先把我的信用卡账单还一下。”“那剩下的呢？”“剩下的以后慢慢还吧……”", "question": "如果两小时内必须要花掉 2 万元 ，你会选择怎么花掉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这家伙，只会嘴巴动不会叫。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5585277"}
{"text": "明明已经对自来熟严防死守，结果还是被突破防线了", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "大四了还没女朋友的室友眼神不对劲了起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tziax2A17fFocS1NHGCJEvtRvEYf3W3HPepicv7qQjhBO0sW7Lf39ibtSg"}
{"text": "我们不就是靠着爱和勇气才团结一致了吗！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4544929"}
{"text": "给我点精神力量吧！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872330"}
{"text": "汽车导航内部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7gQhnzVyblwlEzbVT9lVw4rADsPDNGmwEkObC1IfibwZrK0OCAI0RtDg"}
{"text": "我四年前被他猎到后挂在这哦，我是刚过弯没刹住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESicGiaz6IoE7rwZuMEaLonPAdFG1KuDLajPhrLys5VgK0amsHL68BfGKQ"}
{"text": "今天喝到了无限柠檬水。跟兄 dei 去吃海底捞，负责我们这桌的小哥可能是新来的比较紧张，我喝一口柠檬水他添一点。喝一口添一点，喝一口添一点，这样好几个回合下来我杯子里的柠檬水一点没少反而水位上升了。后来我跟他说不要再添了，小哥就离开了，然后我平安无事喝完了一杯后另一个小姐姐过来又帮我添上了半杯。瞬间小哥杀了回来，带着一副「这是个背叛」的表情问我「不是说不要柠檬水了吗怎么又让别的服务员倒上了」，那个场面简直像出轨抓包现场，太吓人了。", "question": "你曾经做过什么让海底捞服务员不耐烦？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "杀菌", "question": "向不知道安妮宝宝的人用不超过10个字简单解释。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4367695"}
{"text": "大家好，我是爱和莲，怎么没客人呢？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354588"}
{"text": "题主多虑了，一般觉得你傻的人不会起那么早", "question": "独自室外晨跑，如何看起来不傻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃饭没...最近忙不忙...恩........我没事   你妈想你了", "question": "如何隐晦地表达我想你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在美容医院选了100块的「超便宜套餐」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goa4iqcblej30ci0elgq3"}
{"text": "和闺蜜自拍，只给自己用了美颜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibNEzbnqr7ibR0ZJ1RQdUmMLxA6k0eDnxaayKWA0sQ9NiaXjoIjzKB5S7g"}
{"text": "不要叫 null 吧，会把公司的系统弄垮……", "question": "职场人士取英文名，有什么需要注意之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给生鱼片取名字。", "question": "埼的寿司屋老板娘死了，讨厌她。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4746952"}
{"text": "队友全被一招秒杀后立马装成一棵树", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx8yo0km29j30ci0eladl"}
{"text": "味道很浓郁嘛，一定就在附近！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm12ug4orj20fx0eyae5"}
{"text": "指着我说'请弄成和这个一样的发型'的人是尾藤伊萨奥。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6229641"}
{"text": "该读哪个存档数据来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g14u39cvpoj20lz0rp41m"}
{"text": "“千万不能让他们看到我牙齿上忘抠掉的韭菜”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "下棋时观战的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKEvnJXLLrLZ5B39Tias6emmInrPoULy16ZxC2r3uJdbzibQQJjBePVAcQ"}
{"text": "天桥上。两老头在下棋。一老头拱手道：输得心服口服。另一老头摆弄着棋盘拱手回道：为了这一天，我足足准备了两年，就是为了在临死前打败你。旁边的一老头插嘴道：你准备了两年，还让对方让你一个车。从此以后，无聊的时候我就喜欢去天桥转转。", "question": "你听到过哪些让人忍俊不禁的路人对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "动物塔防战", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449426"}
{"text": "我收到了小孩子的邀请。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3182545"}
{"text": "害怕车门的静电随手抓了个小孩开门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eorph8dvdrj209c0cnq4h"}
{"text": "不会画五官", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJUcemo7ZR8hoXIVhRmTcqibIdkHlvn2AN8PxIDVYftRGymt1IgbxzoRw"}
{"text": "哎呀……老公你回来啦今.今天真早啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvijd3a2jxj60ci0elgpc02"}
{"text": "不是胖，只是毛茸茸的", "question": null, "star": 105, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "同时摊四块煎饼确实挺费劲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQv6wibpdPicARTsuss2ByoicMMdxIs4yiaVBqZIDFfmgUfGyAP25wicqnO3Tw"}
{"text": "哎呀，少了一顶斗笠......", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6340066"}
{"text": "在憋尿比赛战胜了拜登", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksxREyyCNKI38N0Uuq0qa1zoBj8Po6cqaeeXFQ256QI7TwMdesBs2EIQ"}
{"text": "礼物？好，就送蛋白质吧！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6924683"}
{"text": "昨天在酒吧遇到的外国人流连忘返啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4727707"}
{"text": "“那你就给我寄照片儿吧，你好看”", "question": "该怎么安慰一个因为字丑而不好意思回寄明信片的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为那边不卷。", "question": "为什么物质会有从高浓度流向低浓度的趋势？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日产的首席执行官。", "question": "圆滚滚的玉米的新用途。", "star": 33, "type": "T2T", "image": "5950879"}
{"text": "好不容易一个人开始玩躲猫猫，但谁都没能藏好结束。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5450924"}
{"text": "女人说要将男人推下万丈深渊，只和那些能爬上来的人交往。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6460984"}
{"text": "跳大绳不知道什么时候往里进", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evdq07kcbsj209n09mjt4"}
{"text": "先生，出差辛苦了。突然有点事想拜托您，昨天在卧室里，太太模仿了一个陌生男人的姿势，能否请您过目一下？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6058201"}
{"text": "小瞧了喷水马桶的威力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gosymyafimj30ci0elju2"}
{"text": "他/她说了麻醉是怎么回事。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5933798"}
{"text": "你还不成熟吗...如果你不下来这里，我就会放过你了...喂，你们几个，这里由我看着，你们去周围看看情况。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7203441"}
{"text": "出生前，就被棍棒教育了一顿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjdzkfmuj2gGeBGkAScfprb2sBGjuB86X4UTA6IO2Yk10N33BhlzUp5g"}
{"text": "嘿！小姐，不愿意做我的女朋友吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334071"}
{"text": "我今天偷看了米袋里面的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376772"}
{"text": "布鲁塔斯，你也是有老婆的人吗？", "question": "请给著名的台词加上人妻的元素，使其显得俗气。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6690774"}
{"text": "就当自己没有男朋友。", "question": "如何成为一名优秀的女朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我都两年没见着亲戚了，这货居然整出个亲戚", "question": "奥密克戎亚变体「奥密克戎的妹妹」已在英发现 400 多病例，传播速度快但毒力弱，有哪些信息值得关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "铁人三项", "question": "马拉松前做了什么准备？", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "4287403"}
{"text": "老大妈", "question": "男人的女儿长大后会变成什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723118"}
{"text": "为什么典狱长会有跳长绳的爱好啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXuJOKG4lOTjhhwS2syUp2qMGbnDURiaGicLZdyKpqiaZr1s6eZxmqqbXEw"}
{"text": "我条纹袜子呢！！", "question": null, "star": 64, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "当你的自定义角色出现在过场动画中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN643NY4DSrjPc4EDyRAbBdzhKm6PTsHDtnX2ShVtGjRuBD6YUiaHFVE0w"}
{"text": "全班都是女生但自己是gay", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqtYTNuicia8jNK7fSK5YQKezT1iaVoSWkHHPvJlqPbf994sLDLdOfBbyIA"}
{"text": "大家快看！由中那家伙修学旅行第一天就买了两把木刀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hba75vjplgj30ci0elgrg"}
{"text": "厕所", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 425, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "《西游记》——所有的妖怪都要吃熟的", "question": "有哪些电影告诉了我们「不作死就不会死」这个道理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有女同事在背后经过时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu6VMhzuzTEkVEZVN6nY2eUx3Db9D1Iv8mDq71icufcyZ233PwGNOeZUgg"}
{"text": "蚂蚁的头盔", "question": null, "star": 472, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwgw97m2f9j60ze1b7q8u02"}
{"text": "哎呀！你一个理财产品竟然有自己的想法了！", "question": "工作一年，妈年底拿走我所有存款6万，还说结婚彩礼10万也要给她，都替我存着防止对象花我钱，什么心思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们是我带过最差的一届学生", "question": "你曾被老师如何评价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一站起来就害怕，所以无法离开被窝。", "question": "我的恐高程度达到了100级。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2852027"}
{"text": "约会app", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9p88r4caqj30ci0elad4"}
{"text": "用冰箱里的剩菜做了试试，看起来很好吃但实际上全烂了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4166348"}
{"text": "不开心。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5060929"}
{"text": "不愧是静香大人……！把目标固定在了正确位置！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9qezwfxmkj30ci0elado"}
{"text": "我在玩iPad的时候被一个不认识的叔叔骗了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5160324"}
{"text": "我们一起洗澡吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4613964"}
{"text": "高一新生报道那天起晚了，在路上走得急和一辆劳斯莱斯擦着了，伤的不重我又急着去学校就拒绝了去医院检查，车主也是个大好人提议送我去学校，正巧到的时候所有师生正面向校门口的雕塑唱校歌，就这样在全校师生的注视下我从一辆豪车上下来了，直到毕业聚餐那天，我才知道自己高中生活开挂的原因是那辆劳斯莱斯。", "question": "有没有那么一瞬间，让你觉得高端的东西就是好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闻一闻我身上的气味和我裤衩的气味。", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "等我把这缸鱼卖了换等离子电视！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "进入陌生人家后，有个不认识的家伙朝自己发火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi3but655bj30ci0elae4"}
{"text": "天气很糟糕。", "question": "台风一家二罕见的两姐妹。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3825241"}
{"text": "今天要弄什么样的发型呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5793009"}
{"text": "无加工/毕业照/约会app", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8l2yyf87xj30ci0eljw6"}
{"text": "打滚儿也不给你买零食", "question": null, "star": 175, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gry2dx28csj60zs1bpqdg02"}
{"text": "巫啊蛙", "question": "有没有可以让巫姓变得高大上的名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起嘛。。。我也不知道真人版的口袋不是放道具的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7MiajicJUwqhHkD1NY7JSbia8JV0al5DtR9H2JHoibfMiaWR1HUFEUrPH2ZyvHg"}
{"text": "我的这份工作。", "question": "有哪些东西你以为很贵，但其实很便宜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "随口问搓澡师傅吃饭了没，结果被搓成了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0JDyyaAM8pm2Ija29AWjyjp2g2bsjI4jpKhJTtnTZ6vFTTiazNYQXyTg"}
{"text": "卖车就来大摩！", "question": "十年前的声音现在听不见了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7372219"}
{"text": "听说三个室友得了肠胃炎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzQKzlC0EMaYCEiaHukyvafLR8xLpicWQdKW7A6Dibg8WiaOmibJEtQ4xjvOw"}
{"text": "土地老儿！你说清楚谁才是真的超人！", "question": null, "star": 718, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "大三暑假在某家公司实习。下班后公司总经理邀请我去他家吃饭，他亲自开车带着我回去，和总经理还有他夫人相谈甚欢，晚上三人一起去散步，然后留宿总经理家。第二天起来总经理开车送我去上班。于是实习期间周中在学校宿舍住，周末去总经理家吃饭睡觉，总经理当司机接送上下班。实习结束之后总经理提出要资助我出国留学，不求回报，负担我的一切学费和生活费用。留学途中暑假又去该公司实习，这次全程在总经理家工作生活，总经理经常请我去吃各种好吃的。你们是不是以为我认了总经理当干爹？错了！其实他是我亲爹：）", "question": "在实习期间你享受过最高的待遇是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然是免费玩家但是介绍了一个朋友所以得到一顶帽子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZgm9JeImy0GD0oGJ82dP1rxEGicOgcIYT4URCggT8yzCofibj9XmjXEuib5xarubA64LkEGicrHysxw"}
{"text": "看到了喜欢的列车", "question": null, "star": 238, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha853ld4jkj61401hc7f102"}
{"text": "大概会变成两个人吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6706036"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "米西不流行。", "question": "监狱出来二十年了，吓了一跳。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7315376"}
{"text": "先等一等！你们两个肯定有一个人弄错了应该是下周才对！", "question": null, "star": 191, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hek2e2l8pij60u00zcafd02"}
{"text": "别把狐狸看错了。", "question": "狐狸现在在想什么。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5913645"}
{"text": "哪种税不用交呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337224"}
{"text": "都到演出了，还在睡觉。快点来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3756644"}
{"text": "打怪兽前先测肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPsuXpKHtGhokhiclxWUQgtyy1Wc8xuCXiaSn9ibcTVmanu2e3G2lcRgZxw"}
{"text": "考试结束前，突然发现这里还有考题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6vsxoNaoOzkPmGMgzQt8zNyuvzYm8tqmWO0nLEqoUB4wwnN3b4wh8Jeg"}
{"text": "深呼吸可以用“深深的吸气”或者“大口的呼吸”来表达。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "儿子走丢了，都一个小时了还没找到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea96ni4hl0j20b40cudgw"}
{"text": "成为别人的男朋友", "question": "女朋友总觉得别人的男朋友好，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不用写歌也能画出来。", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "突然出来吓谁呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3420860"}
{"text": "公交车上刚睡醒的你被人呵斥着请给孕妇让座", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "医生做手术的时候聊天打屁甩段子 = 一切顺利，节奏尽在掌握。医生做手术的时候一言不发埋头苦干 = 有点小麻烦，跟术前计划的不太一样。医生做手术的时候高声大嗓时飙脏话 = 夭寿啦这趟手术出大篓子了，大家快玩命吧别特么下不来台了！所以说不是聊天影响手术，是手术影响聊天……", "question": "医生手术时聊天会影响手术吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还是我吗？", "question": "酱油党？番茄酱党？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2511055"}
{"text": "拼夕夕上买到的冰墩墩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEN376Cibty7VPFC7KRTyU65MUcvVOQNfwC76ib7dqEfVU8BBWo6ia0ATRg"}
{"text": "穷人2愤怒的出走", "question": "你的生活被拍成了电影，那么这部电影的标题是什么呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3424575"}
{"text": "小丸子 暑假 大雄的一天战争 和爸爸一起去购物", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "不尬的中文rap叫喊麦", "question": "为什么我觉得中文说唱（Rap）十分尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师说成了：“我给你滚出去！”，为了不笑出来使劲回忆不开心的事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcQJUnulcMHSZ8We7RCJAuicIXIYyxboFLw3icoFP3SQlj2OykibTheRcdg"}
{"text": "京都的专卖店。", "question": "请告诉我，当修学旅行的第一站是东京时，有哪些有感觉的参观地点可以去？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160483"}
{"text": "能帮我把线穿过这根针吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344471"}
{"text": "以为是麦克风原来是推子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wbKk52HupDxvq1tGPKe2UAvC8wn7332yDAz31q8fgdXZhrib6u2AdePA"}
{"text": "两种“今日头条”一起解决", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bo9YEvh8Xgf2wqZuor4qdiaJTvvb3f7MP0OPUIrUnbntnEjTYgicK5XlpA"}
{"text": "我打算轻轻拍一下出川的肩膀打个招呼……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2922062"}
{"text": "以后就叫它螃蟹了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNxDhLpLUJV9V7VlmIicmyS4YSLc2lGm9f4ib6EL0denXU2UoDmUMgMgiaQ"}
{"text": "这也算不太好意思说出口...大家都好像讨厌你啊...", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "画作名：大坨鼻屎取出留念", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvsyxgzn67j20yi1d2x46"}
{"text": "佛坛背后的战斗", "question": "给历史事件加上一个字，使其带有一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 94, "type": "T2T", "image": "7177595"}
{"text": "求……求你了……快带我去食堂……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGyIcBVD2VKpgicDicOhsjuAdr6VOxYFf5k9MuE6xLd5wryeXYGbib9kGwA"}
{"text": "那得先看他的备注里有没有老二老三老三老四老五老六老七", "question": "当一个男生把一个女生的备注从名字改成了老大 这是喜欢这个姑娘吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年轻的印第安纳·琼斯无法解开古代的诅咒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6214772"}
{"text": "儿子将撒播星星。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4895005"}
{"text": "已经到这种季节了吗...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4784169"}
{"text": "大雄你又在想念哆啦A梦了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNibHicJwDibZibsib24zs4zXwEWb2nLt63AsjmeATewHxQrhicrGC628ZIhWw"}
{"text": "裤子已经脱了，这样可以吗？", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "停水", "question": "我不喜欢这样的水族馆。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1800923"}
{"text": "该吃晚饭了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312653"}
{"text": "俄罗斯国内发生动乱，引发大规模冲突。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7294622"}
{"text": "不知道，反正能演后期林平之的人挺多的。", "question": "如果《笑傲江湖》要重拍，内娱谁更适合出演令狐冲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相扑冠军", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6781810"}
{"text": "午夜凶铃.txt", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElLGXp1uG2AlY9EoVRibvhw2NGtCA4ye7zBV0LOw3Z4gzWiaZHc3RfBNeg"}
{"text": "因为留级了，所以只能得到一个箱子。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5290649"}
{"text": "放弃流行色，口红只买三个主色：玫红、正红、橘红。今天想要什么色就调什么色。——美术职人的省钱之道", "question": "2018 年有哪些优秀的消费降级选择？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "500 克食盐有剧毒，一次性吃，谁吃谁死。", "question": "为什么不能抛开剂量谈毒性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "点燃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gdq0erlgkij21501aywjw"}
{"text": "打疼我了~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1389553"}
{"text": "稻草人年会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9dh5erg8xj20ge0e5q4v"}
{"text": "出木杉！抱……抱歉……不知道你们在拍剧场版……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv7sp8vdbmj60ci0elaea02"}
{"text": "削减预算的方法太狠了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6608041"}
{"text": "高速服务区", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haqlfswk8cj61401hcn4h02"}
{"text": "怎么新长的胡萝卜有点像狗啊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "顺拐", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "读小学时，胆子小怕鬼，有一天在学校天黑的时候去上厕所，厕所有点阴森而且声控灯没亮，到门口了挺害怕就想着喊一声把灯喊亮也把鬼吓跑，于是用全身的力气对着厕所里吼了一声，结果把一个正拉屎的哥们吓得跳了起来。。。。。", "question": "你所经历过的最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以救爷爷。", "question": "4 个人可以吃鸡，5 个人可以王者，6 个人可以飞车，那 7 个人呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那边有睡不着的孩子，快点！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjth7KMsyAKTmicBLLX8tdKSMG8tebLGYDicQblGyUHxib5ed0XNa5062qB2w"}
{"text": "同学做题的时候说的：亲属继承法题目中第一行出现的人物，第二行基本都死了。", "question": "法学专业有什么梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我今年35岁，这是我第一次出门买东西。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5828944"}
{"text": "去问那个能预知未来的，Ta 知道。", "question": "一个会读心术和一个能预知未来的人下棋，谁能赢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被蛇瞪了一眼的青蛙。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448109"}
{"text": "妈妈手机脱手时的录像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWFRWOs9SVgIoq6fvcKjLQGUGEKYNq4qlR3xHbaTkGaEImPtVPpBrxibw"}
{"text": "开始营业了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5912004"}
{"text": "高三啊……多看看王后雄，薛金星，黄冈密卷，衡水状元，五年高考三年模拟 balabalabalabalabalabala。", "question": "高三学生想学法医，看什么书有帮助？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "苏轼：怀民亦未寝张怀民：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8ozVdqwaHM63brlv6YdeJAHdoYn7LqOYe8y9gGYnAvdicqiaHpNpdgjXQ"}
{"text": "我小时候也经常想这个问题，你们作业都做完了，干嘛不能借我抄抄呢", "question": "Windows 为什么不开源？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《「经理」沦为低端 title，持有者平均资历不足五年》", "question": "如何看待「职场人平均 27 岁升任经理」的报告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁啊你给我过来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138716"}
{"text": "垫话亭", "question": null, "star": 2647, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "家门钥匙巨大", "question": null, "star": 432, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc63x0ztdnj6140190jzy02"}
{"text": "今年网上都没有卖双肩背心的吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "这是来年从竹笋田里来的包裹。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4785379"}
{"text": "谁啊？混在人群中还打领带的家伙！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318616"}
{"text": "遛狗时看到了一只野猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8qh8CzryrgONTH06CfuRBia9GSEv9t1FO4SyEscNFBdP5e4yfibc9mb0Q"}
{"text": "从此以后，叫我爱与勇气吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6352872"}
{"text": "照镜子的次数。", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "饭粒进入气管的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz67x7jzijj20ly0kqq4r"}
{"text": "半年没拉过屎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibMT9FB8mQKx8QAQlUqqo9MGdy5d9zial8NFq5torEKH2iaCz8iaE7Wjjxw"}
{"text": "今天梁朝伟没来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "西瓜小偷", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142983"}
{"text": "我们是厕所标牌，我们不会说话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstah3X6eegvnmxoWibNic5KXIRgg5CibJVaWkQavNBRXRx3fj36KflcJ1fmQ"}
{"text": "因为洗碗机解决了家庭矛盾", "question": "洗碗机这么没技术含量的东西，为什么卖那么贵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在吸的过程中，电梯的功能启动了，液体开始在瓶口和瓶子之间来回流动。", "question": "别在吸管上加这种功能！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7072405"}
{"text": "守门员只用脚防守。", "question": "绝对不能添加到足球的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6504458"}
{"text": "瞧，忘带东西了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7051042"}
{"text": "我会帮助被欺负的しげる，并且说“谢谢你帮忙，我会带你去美女老板经营的日式沙龙。”", "question": "在昔日的故事中，请让松崎しげる登场，给人一种奇怪的感觉。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5690048"}
{"text": "全家旅行当日，明明没告诉的阿喵守在了门口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3ymw2udcnj30ci0elwj3"}
{"text": "厕所纸没了", "question": "一个公司即将要倒闭的征兆是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "活动领到限时道具的免费玩家和付费玩家相遇了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib8zePdZVVNh5eHHqFMxLeOnhibICSDdHQNpgqeQCpstj2LPRMkvchRiag"}
{"text": "听说过方案做了一半，甲方神神秘秘跑来说：「房子他们自己已经盖好了，不会画施工图没法报批，把照片给你们，帮我们画个施工图吧！」", "question": "在建筑行业遇到过哪些奇怪的甲方要求？都是怎么解决的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "起个名字。", "question": "轮胎（tires）在说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2172763"}
{"text": "危机中的一根黑胡须。", "question": null, "star": 2975, "type": "I2T", "image": "5228227"}
{"text": "给我看看，戴口罩了吗？", "question": null, "star": 123, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "共和党", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "喝药前忘记摇一摇了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI06iaMzRSLOaYFX765gRJmIiaSv8RSjHewXibCeoicQsoLmR6c8pGoEbe7ibw"}
{"text": "想起早上把刹车咬坏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAibAza9WbjEgF6QkRIgzyPeiag5kljJEibYib73vukibwk53S76vvRYSQGTQ"}
{"text": "啊，是的，那就是小向美奈子。", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "3514543"}
{"text": "即使交换脸孔，也不会有什么变化，我意识到这一点了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3869769"}
{"text": "总有人看着我俩的照片苦思冥想", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UWyOzYP91HX5hgM5dVNgymPPHkhXpDsmeYdHFsfxicz3YEwkVq9YiaEicHA"}
{"text": "因为消费者起不来。", "question": "早餐 O2O 为什么做不起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和平的象征-(☆∀☆)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "675528"}
{"text": "工作后确实容易胖。（忧愁地看着胳膊）", "question": "为什么很多人喜欢说自己被社会磨平了棱角？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实我说吧，只要广告也可以发弹幕，就算看两分钟也无所谓……", "question": "如何评价 Bilibili 永远不对正版新番播放视频贴片广告的声明？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麦克风有些烫，先吹吹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4QdX0q4tD6xYJ9PVVYOOkqINYojYwEEDhvMnxamFydm5ibDM2GpY9LNXQ"}
{"text": "夜晚是挑战者的压倒性胜利。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1325054"}
{"text": "兄弟又在胡说八道吗？那个加星的家伙能开风洞吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4751494"}
{"text": "数学李老师端着保温杯，里头是刚刚泡好的普洱，悠悠喝着，瘫进电脑椅里。随眼瞄了一下儿手机。“啊，今儿是周二啊——”“等等？周二？周二——下午第二节？”突然他仿佛意识到了什么，立马从椅子上弹起来，“砰”地按住今日课程表，眉头一皱，自觉情况不妙。着急忙慌抱起课本教案就往楼下冲去——啊，胜利就在眼前了——离班门口还有四步远的时候突然听到门内张老师洪亮的嗓门儿：“体育老师临时有事，这节课上英语。”李老师整个人都像疲软的茄子一样丧气起来。这一仗，又败了。", "question": "历史上有哪些有名的黑吃黑事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谈这不是小学时最高的大个吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkg6uuSQo5WbuVqrAVp54gOTSG4H5S7nRECibwolA0OyK3KGmT1JIibnUA"}
{"text": "再不起床上班我就是狗", "question": null, "star": 294, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "哈哈，真有趣。", "question": "请你赞扬我，但不要看不起我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2632039"}
{"text": "大肠杆菌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qerJj3ppdyiarYMmibIRE34G3ANnC6q5I4O3vZtBQG2HC6NwbjduIiaBWRsw"}
{"text": "反正夏威夷的那个夏天真的太辛苦了。", "question": "要达到柯南的知识和技能储量需要多大努力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实这个是什么漫画啊 有点想看！求科普！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "戴眼镜就会被当作笑柄。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "这部电影讲述了在某个阴暗的城市里，一个显赫家族的俊俏少年历经磨难从吸血鬼变成吸血蝙蝠的故事。最初的背景要从当年的魔法学校三强争霸赛说起，身份神秘的少年就读于霍格沃兹赫奇帕奇学院，这一年他被选为霍格沃茨的代表参加比赛，与他一同参赛的还有他的师弟哈利，经过重重考验，他和学弟终于为校争光赢得奖杯。此时，他发现了这场比赛背后的阴谋是伏地魔在暗中操控，于是他将计就计假死于小矮星彼得之手，回到了家族继承了血统。后来他与一只狼人喜欢上了同一个女孩，并把女孩也咬成了吸血鬼，还剩下了孩子。为了赚取足够的奶粉钱，他选择成为一名特工执行逆时间任务，与他的黑人兄弟一起阻止了人类世界的灭亡。之后便开启了一个新的世界，为防止被人认出，他戴着面具在黑暗的哥谭镇里解谜、破案，一步步找出真相，最终成为了当地的英雄人物—蝙蝠侠。", "question": "2022 年的 DC 新作《新蝙蝠侠》讲了个什么故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油干！认真点…！呜哇…！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6372887"}
{"text": "当办公室一片混乱但你已经到了下班时间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibOvicx1YhzYXJQFia3zKPpMYqsIVK3XibVuhP0w0t8biaDskQvJbERa0ZPQ"}
{"text": "别的不说，你打记载中的孔子一巴掌嘛……《淮南子·主术训》：孔子……勇过于孟贲，足蹑郊菟，力招城关，能亦多矣。勇猛赛过孟贲，步伐之快能追上狡兔，力量之大能举起城门，加上九尺六寸的个头。尤其力招城关这点，列子和吕氏春秋也有相同的记载，孔子之父叔梁纥本人正是力举城关的大力士——《左传·襄公十年》：县门发，郰人纥抉之以出门者。这点算是佐证比较多的，至于孔子目千里、识妖魔之类的传说就不提了~孔子：是可忍孰不可忍，以直♂报怨，小子可鸣♂鼓而攻♂之！你以为他会和蔼地教你人生哲学？", "question": "若老子 / 孔子 / 庄子 / 孟子 / 荀子 / 墨子 / 孙子 / 释迦摩尼 / 耶稣 / 默罕默德被打了一巴掌，他们会有什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "实在找不到纸巾擦掉手上的鼻涕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAickq3G0HO7B2aH4hUb8zVXgt7dEdfntMh9Pckicx9icyowl9eKypUibOr9Q"}
{"text": "还要做五次这种所谓的牙齿结石去除吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1197769"}
{"text": "反弹", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "只有亲生子女才能得到蛋糕。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1405128"}
{"text": "超载了，警报器响了，上不去。", "question": "按照规定人数来说，感觉有点生气的言论。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7263264"}
{"text": "朋友骗我看照片其实是用前置摄像头抓拍我的丑照。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "你没发现吗？我有点伤心了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6710789"}
{"text": "刚出生的直升机经常遭遇到天敌袭击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWDSKgJcJutM76hW0EqXqcib81I1J1UuodGkF7D3I6dQEBT063PZfCMgw"}
{"text": "在长达2小时的「我为什么每次都能在战场上幸存」讲座上这家伙全程都在炫耀自己的生命线有多长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr8s09ir6zj60ci0eljwk02"}
{"text": "其实你的亲生妈妈是这块石头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqghopnxzCMvOx7kdliagTWmA1KpMDbGt52onzYRcHBficFNCMDZphrcMQ"}
{"text": "这个万圣节cosplay趴教室门玻璃的班主任团队。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "会把人变成鹿的法杖", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "与对象热吻中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6oCficez6SsJZKV66w7wF9yWJUAgw6XZkXN1y4oGAuJDciczZ0hObiaHsw"}
{"text": "50岁生日派对上不小心说出想换个年轻老婆", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "我要活到一百岁！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2626760"}
{"text": "???这个坐便套怎么回事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz9nsa93itj20m90lddie"}
{"text": "蝙蝠侠听信了“蝠大命大”之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQd7WO2icPiaGDTpDVFXucNPsqQRbc7wpDUXXnZfMwjRbpFkTcADviaGia8PQ"}
{"text": "大家：没有啊，你的鼻毛没漏出来啊”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee89lJSMdVJd7pqS7MjpX956NH0byeP5CEUc5cick1pvjFfJrBgj4a9s2A"}
{"text": "即使没有转生成为史莱姆，我也曾是只史莱姆。", "question": "请稍微修改一下动漫或漫画的标题，让我感到绝望。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "4782531"}
{"text": "搞定一个女人的最好办法就是让她相信，你一定会对她负责。搞定一个男人的最好办法就是让他相信，你完全不需要他来负责。", "question": "如何让自己喜欢且有女友的男生喜欢自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把论文除了核心部分外的地方都修饰好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqJdDmfENsiaViaAbgObbUSlN6ADFoZyUTZTzLOCxlElwkUXicFyAFMUElw"}
{"text": "谢邀，我刚刚被父母怼了，没资格答这道题。再见！", "question": "如何与父母相安无事和谐融洽地度过这个春节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等厕所位等成化石", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "痛死了，快飞走！", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "7358398"}
{"text": "朋友的手划破了一个超深的口子。医生建议打破伤风。我朋友怕疼就说：不打会怎么样。医生回了一句：必死无疑。哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "在医院里就医遇到过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你这丫头名字叫妈妈，但个子不太高啊。", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "柔道和空手道都反击敌人。", "question": "这是非常危险的，请不要模仿。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4818615"}
{"text": "我不是不会搭配，我只是没钱买齐一套搭配。", "question": "为什么那么多人不会搭配衣服？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次用棉签掏耳朵都会忍不住想有人冲上来撞了下我的手，然后棉签深深的戳入了耳朵中。。", "question": "大家有过什么离谱的被害幻想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "方丈又想打保龄球了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFmbz5Potot1GWYk4scKH2bZzWicNKZ8tuOkGP7g2JhYNIKlllN79ibNug"}
{"text": "前几天，闺蜜有事，让我帮她看一下她儿子，就半天时间，熊孩子五岁不到。她怕我管不住她儿子。她就和他说，你小静阿姨有一点傻，你能不能帮妈妈保护她？她儿子问，怎么保护？这个母亲说，你就呆在她办公室，坐在她旁边，不要让她离开你的视线。他很兴奋，说，好的。好的。好的。", "question": "有哪些「还有这种操作？」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，我是小狐狸。", "question": "试着在Pokemon的名字后面加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139642"}
{"text": "初中第一次生物月考，老师给我算错分，多加了 15 分，结果生物分成了全班第一，没好意思承认，还在班上讲了学习心得。后来努力学习生物，成绩不错，现在在美国读生物博士，感觉天道轮回，一次贪婪坑了一辈子，当时应该老实承认了，现在说不定就是 IT 精英了。", "question": "有哪些「装久了成真了」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "压岁钱妈帮你存着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fsscuca0luj20ku0kudia"}
{"text": "当你以为那只是一个屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEgc6AZL0XicXNicpx3aFh7KTfjLtDyFgle1yHzvl0eR0iaic06Rl9kvibV1Q"}
{"text": "你们也去了那家理发店..", "question": null, "star": 890, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjtt18c397j60zt1bqqc902"}
{"text": "你的感冒是从哪里来的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2103212"}
{"text": "拿个甜筒。", "question": "电梯里遇到前面的马尾辫甩来甩去又动不了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「没空就算了，我一个人去。」", "question": "怎样高姿态地请女性吃饭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "广东蟑螂很担心你", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "受伤吧～请与我交往吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4le4h81rqj30ci0el77m"}
{"text": "尾巴上的火焰不能熄灭", "question": null, "star": 61, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "敬启者，略过前言。", "question": "请尽量简短地说。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572829"}
{"text": "任何地方的门", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535344"}
{"text": "朋友说有事情提醒我，就把我叫到这一片青草地上，啥意思啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8McUgpL2hvMjC4FHF9NMpdC9Ds719YweohmzUOia3A0DXf83AoP01KjJw"}
{"text": "发现了比自己还秀的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx4HooGbhJ9TWu0P6t1eThNtw2KFEtgh5r29gJiavHEy1zBoUjEAqiaia6dg"}
{"text": "我们正在努力拦开法庭上离婚撕逼的当事人", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "「你已添加某某为好友，你们可以开始沉默了……」", "question": "当你加了女神或者男神的联系方式后，会有什么变化？怎么做的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "躺地上撒娇时心仪的女生路过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h175ma8cshj30ci0elmye"}
{"text": "异曲同工", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "我跟你只是玩玩而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsmhxxgt80j30ci0elgo6"}
{"text": "已经迷路超过3个小时了，肚子饿的不行，所觉决定先叫个外卖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibiaMIeLviaDqBFsE526xibKkEyLjAwk0qa2IG8Az3suBHTiaC0dmauPH8Kw"}
{"text": "「况且我父母年纪也大了，万一出个什么事，我不在身边，对他们来说有多难受？」莫非您女朋友是石头里蹦出来的？", "question": "怎样劝女朋友放弃上海的生活跟我回青岛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生活人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7341327"}
{"text": "你们的男朋友都没我的长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertio8ta0sj209a0ciq4i"}
{"text": "进入超度亡灵的烧香时间。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207342"}
{"text": "眉毛！你纹了眉毛！？！？还没猜对嘛宝贝？先把枪放下好嘛？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8oqTDea1ZMNeh2TUMYQcs6CZxFvhfy4Ltut1QNqXvoQOXPq81PkyW4g"}
{"text": "好的好的，明白了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4667948"}
{"text": "因为嫌疑人有问题，所以要提前离开。", "question": "无法接受的早退理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6983790"}
{"text": "打理一下空气刘海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3unAOVKugniakAuX9F6Yia5tGzpMibYWDSDAIMqhza3BROeIMBB9NzFSG0A"}
{"text": "我们去哪里呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MGRg4Wv9SOOwW6PKmJ7yqwAXft5sdZmEbC2PdY3onSac7W6dhpm49hQ"}
{"text": "他是我的玄孙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7264229"}
{"text": "来应聘的？咳嗽两声听听。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20qpXHQvtiawISPGeic6VsEcuggS0HyiaqehTCib1yFlGAKw1zIPh4NiaMIuQ"}
{"text": "这个超甜的香草冰淇淋在蛀牙严重的弟弟面前吃起来特别好吃啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3015034"}
{"text": "多放点酱油听见了吗，我老婆快褪色了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "又立马笑掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HXUic98icnaibZhDN9BV7jeicpYeJfZRCoibdEVbsK2SrKScXuQ7mibZia98ibA"}
{"text": "没人比我更懂土拨鼠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI062TjQnqE553mC9jg9svDictp1BoUb7vqOwr7Uh4qcqEcjgicCDo5yqwg"}
{"text": "我觉得自己已经变得透明了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3116745"}
{"text": "你知道得太多了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6569990"}
{"text": "国家的债务", "question": "即使打九五折也不想买的东西", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6292730"}
{"text": "给朕垫着爪", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "我们这些成年人要努力建设一个和平富饶的国家，让孩子们能安心睡觉。", "question": "孩子不肯睡觉，有什么解决办法吗？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3382902"}
{"text": "因为你站在他和光源之间了。", "question": "为什么我总能在厌恶的人身上看到自己的影子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你是愿意和妈妈在一起住，还是愿意和爸爸一起住呢？", "question": "你有哪些当初没听出来的弦外之音？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼镜君：“包括顾问在内，所有人都联系到了。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854304"}
{"text": "终结者也玩梗了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279462"}
{"text": "你选哪一个？虽然我藏起了橡皮擦，但是很容易看出来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2971957"}
{"text": "坐电车到京都会很花钱，所以要注意哦！搭便车的话，要小心别上危险人物的车！加油哦！", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "一对夫妻的女儿上初三，迷上了 cos，以前还是偷偷地扮，后来做熟了，又受到一起的伙伴的怂恿，就公开的穿 cos 服去上学。这样那夫妻就知道了，妈妈一看就急了，这还了得，自己女儿不学习天天胡搞八搞，就想对女儿来硬的。不过爸爸是个厉害人物，他分析了一下，估计女儿玩 cos 就是跟风，你越阻拦，她越来劲，最后就真毁了。要是她真喜欢 cos 这个，多个爱好以后也多个圈子。就这样把妈妈劝服了。然后高潮来了，爸爸和妈妈商量了好久，又和女儿说了一下，大意就是看你这个服装挺有趣的，我们也想玩，正好老师要叫家长，我们也穿 cos 去学校，到时候你配合配合我们。过了几天夫妻俩带女儿就去见老师了，穿了身古装服饰（估计乱搭的，看起来像古装就是了），进学校就对女儿说一些中二的台词，比如朕啊，小女啊什么的。正好是个大课间，全校学生都闻风来看，认识女儿的估计也在那指指点点，然后，女儿受不了这个气氛，逃了……后来女儿再也没谈起过 cos……我挺佩服这父亲的，换我我肯定是做不出来的（估计也很难想出来），真乃神人也。", "question": "父母怎样看待自己的女儿日常 JK 装？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不就是对着镜子看看脸，爱慕那倾国倾城的容颜 。", "question": "当我们在刷牙时，我们可以干些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦A梦回到未来的瞬间育儿机器人培训用机器人「大雄」的任务完成了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvru32prjhj30ci0el77y"}
{"text": "奇怪的花开了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5467732"}
{"text": "不便", "question": null, "star": 150, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwesg92yooj60yq1aawj902"}
{"text": "卧底妹子分配到的词——牛群绕着动物、很多、吃草这些概念说了很多平民分配到的词——冯巩", "question": "在玩《谁是卧底》的时候遇到过什么有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被我爸借用鼠标移向了电脑的我学习资料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDics8myBkKhDJSd2jyLYVb2Qw5V6tibcp6x3qruK1BN1Uh6pCIibKHG0iaqg"}
{"text": "对面的公寓里，我和祖母看到一个不认识的男士......", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6067804"}
{"text": "这一切都是秘书干的，我一点都不知道。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "好像是洗衣液的广告，但是香味传达得太淡了。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "6468614"}
{"text": "用筷子吃刨冰的猛人", "question": null, "star": 489, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goqealdg9gj60np0vlju802"}
{"text": "驾校那个教练，别看坐在副驾驶，他也是先坐在正驾驶学会的开车，后坐在副驾驶。别看他脚底下就一个刹车，他要是不会开，你就死了。", "question": "说相声感觉捧哏没啥难的，但为啥先学逗哏再学捧哏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用力关上盖子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1exuqdmihu8j208m09tq3o"}
{"text": "这里应该积聚了伸展的力量吧！", "question": null, "star": 162, "type": "I2T", "image": "5977057"}
{"text": "网球场的人工鹰眼下班了", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "你被假宗教骗了！", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "来到担忧之人身边的，无忧无虑的精灵。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386930"}
{"text": "我把笔记本落在人间界了，得去看看。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "542379"}
{"text": "从小卖部回教室的时候听到了预备铃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RibPmK9UzROOLyrzyCyeIiau7cmfjfiaFvxdUopyhicXXBPz5VFvic6aSpGQ"}
{"text": "我想睡觉，但也挺有趣的。", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "对不起，打不开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZPqyrf5q87YMTNgTP8ayWxTibWhjb7lXZKw9iaJBN0pibdCMJGicOGnVwdw"}
{"text": "哎呀...如果当时没有输给欲望，就不会被弱点抓住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235103"}
{"text": "攻打最终boss时，来自多元宇宙的忠犬们都集合了，其中甚至有一只是猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrJ9YX5pib6bRHSRo4EpSB5uZQfEYCUI5fGVaARuxKNVoVEAsiaka9ibAgQ"}
{"text": "尿急了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6801843"}
{"text": "女朋友说化个妆就下楼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQFFoP53iaw5yiafRa3WAFSat6f1WTI1XKPBnROBs9wpUYc90u7JmmTwDg"}
{"text": "你怕什么？", "question": "如果有人对你说「你敢质疑我」怎么回答比较有冲击力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牙齿！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6791898"}
{"text": "终于拿到小学毕业证书啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTVPELlpCsL1jGp7rIqKyGG63cAZyndZLjMb9n78lB5bvV1iba6xxp9mQ"}
{"text": "在午休时间被做了能促进淋巴流动的按摩的丸之内上班族。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7262612"}
{"text": "这个应该是奥特曼的活儿吧", "question": null, "star": 527, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gntso14lxij61281eztk902"}
{"text": "询问画像的来源。", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "哈哈哈你还不知道她喜欢……\n不许说不许说！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESd10wuEnpWEEK3mNoZESudzZnuvFRrBZR51sFhmI3tN9G3BVIl4Cbjg"}
{"text": "《民众之敌》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ftty47znplj30p00p0gn7"}
{"text": "消毒液到处都放很低", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7glub9hfsj30ci0el0uz"}
{"text": "听到了煤气管道的报警信号，下去看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8xgjQU5gVibo6H9va4O2H70l3fRBVSE1JJeAILaOqsf97DX57WOTPNjA"}
{"text": "因为你说的这些屁话完全看不出任何诚意。和过年群发短信没有任何区别。", "question": "为什么我在朋友圈发一些励志短语，却发现被越来越多的人拉黑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电脑死机了，鼠标指针动不了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6521702"}
{"text": "因为会达到动态平衡。新买来的鱼缸，装了沙，布了草，灌了水，一缸的浑浊，不急着下鱼，水泵打开，循环几天，水养好，澄清透明，再放鱼，就达到了动态平衡。房间也是个系统，只需一点点的耐心，就能达到平衡。窗帘会一点点变脏，吸附灰尘。但到了某个时刻，每天吸附的灰尘等于掉落的灰尘时，窗帘就不会再脏了，平衡达到了。桌子会一点点变乱。它就像是快速存取的缓存，常用的东西放上面，远比每次归位方便。但当桌子上东西多到一定程度，寻址的速度超过预期，就不会再乱了，平衡达到了。地板会一点点变脏。扫地机器人每天来一遍，不会完全干净，但今天漏掉的，明天可能会扫走，一定时间后，就会达到平衡。男人不是看不到家务，而是在等待平衡。而过早的打扫，就扰动了平衡的建立，产生各种后果。有一年元旦，老婆看我的 NAS 机箱脏，风扇上都是岁月吹出来毛絮，就擦了擦，吸了吸。平衡被打破了。一星期后，nas 报警，主板烧了，之前跑了几年都没事。还有煤气灶，每次擦完，就打不着火。所以我们的原则是，系统能跑，就不要动它。", "question": "为什么男人眼里看不见家务？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开个抗皮肤干燥的药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaI9HeUGVCsQe7ZWMua9ADukCib41WoSxL4z91MSLwZM7b19PgibIy8PvRw"}
{"text": "上门通水管的师傅硬说我的水管没有堵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "没问题包在我身上！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g9get3riu6j211l11ljw2"}
{"text": "刮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkKic2N6qXzOaxFwkvKzZDty1rVrXx62dNYvOwvcUrbjOkYibzexMhANYA"}
{"text": "真是钓到了不得了的东西。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6685994"}
{"text": "给个猫罐头试试", "question": null, "star": 121, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyd58xlyruj610618kn4j02"}
{"text": "不知道什么时候该闭嘴。", "question": "请说真话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6490616"}
{"text": "舔嘴唇时没想到会那么深，结果流了血。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2922062"}
{"text": "没头脑和不高兴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QqmEVLSwb2O2OmsonpJawwhTFvts94ZWdrQo5mdt0oACa7Xd1EN5qRsRBEqrfMGuSic9Txn7KRIWg"}
{"text": "不仅能模仿声音还能模仿动作的稀有品种", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFBXl33rmC1ia8oIelaR2tUa8E8dTwovAR1TWfjTMGe03hUyDrID9cMMA"}
{"text": "我不只是人工智能。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6784509"}
{"text": "砍树违法，砍树违法。", "question": "稍微改动一下曲子的歌词。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792884"}
{"text": "我爸今年80多了，你完了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VZmthl0WlEbL4blwIVicvBKUYB52z0albF1eNYPmfiacicQHeLCmtyIl1w"}
{"text": "快点！钱包丢了没？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7308292"}
{"text": "对我的财务健康造成了一定损害。", "question": "同龄人中不少人结婚生子了，对你有什么影响吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊？你把球传给我了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661460"}
{"text": "装饰完了反而受到了伤害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1675867"}
{"text": "海胆：「不要吵架了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9sudcl7vuj20a409v0uh"}
{"text": "店长说要提高客人翻座率", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhksec3aycj30ci0elabi"}
{"text": "直觉", "question": null, "star": 45, "type": "I2T", "image": "6441379"}
{"text": "明明已经答应了女友送部红色法拉利 F430，最后你就偏偏送了一部绿色兰博基尼 LP-700，给她一个惊喜。", "question": "圣诞送女朋友什么礼物好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公布结果！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5876865"}
{"text": "亲没看出来吗？这并不是一个问句。", "question": "女友问「给我看看你手机」时如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看着留在地球上的家人的照片。", "question": "穿上宇宙服时不能做的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314821"}
{"text": "抱歉，我不喜欢皮诺。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2873600"}
{"text": "程序员也知道大厂控制了中国互联网啊。", "question": "普通韩国人知道国家被财阀掌控了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我亲了社长一口。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6853338"}
{"text": "平衡球的平衡感太强了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4658066"}
{"text": "笑一笑吧？", "question": null, "star": 1154, "type": "I2T", "image": "1082735"}
{"text": "年薪是多少？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7325034"}
{"text": "欧盟具有意大利人的组织能力、法国人的谦虚、德国人的弹性、荷兰人的慷慨、爱尔兰人的智商。——Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister? 某一集。", "question": "外国也有地域歧视吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不做也是种自由的理论。", "question": "一位十岁的小天才在暑假期间完成了他的自由作业是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231278"}
{"text": "求ps大神帮忙把头转过来", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "戀了一口痰，奈何一直有人跟着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TLB4haMP0NpHZkcCwIx6VFWVr9ZdzExIREicvLKtY4elvsKoQWibrk3cg"}
{"text": "不是斋藤啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3871612"}
{"text": "那么问题来了，现在发出的声音是孙悟空、孙悟饭还是孙悟天呢？“梅特尔～～～”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3687189"}
{"text": "同样的笑话，星星的数量却不同。", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "夏老师的模型做得真好。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7340697"}
{"text": "麦当劳叔叔起身离开后气氛变得尴尬", "question": null, "star": 358, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtivcd4lt2j611412wdon02"}
{"text": "这就得说这么个故事了。有人问大师：您为什么每说一句后面都要加「阿弥陀佛」。大师：老衲总不能说「呵呵」吧？", "question": "为什么有人喜欢聊天后加「。。。」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做沒有必要的事就是追求美。", "question": "电脑普及的今天，练字还有没有必要？字还如其人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学校欺凌的头目", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6564851"}
{"text": "释迦牟尼佛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3964200"}
{"text": "一边要护理老人一边又要带孩子", "question": null, "star": 345, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hci2nyjow5j614018yn5902"}
{"text": "它啥时候爆炸我不知道，我亲戚家过年炖鸡，炖好之后打不开了，现在已经过去十几年了吧。依然没有打开。真空状态的炖鸡……好想看看。", "question": "高压锅在什么情况下会爆炸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "12月26日AM6:30", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez0mbpa3lyj20900a475i"}
{"text": "右手拎看外卖进门前想起来钥匙在右边兜里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQaSnd9T5h5HPaWAMR9kD6NvFNta3AbQxRlbKKmG0AWP1a5icvSOjbvAA"}
{"text": "自由女神像摆拍练习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIZ6jcJJyHT74GWf05p1pgWiclgFP5tH7MgAW6icIlWq3WJIh7Bkd4I1LQ"}
{"text": "大甩卖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQ99Fs5EBNJwwAqBnicGBLlZib4bQ9QUU0btuUeL1WsyKHKXHxb6uClibAw"}
{"text": "向他一样给我叶问蹲", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "后来她安回去了吗？", "question": "女生把她腿放我大腿上，是不是对我有意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伦家也要进十二生肖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9n9iy7pp4j20c50act9t"}
{"text": "铲屎机还得插电才能用 真麻烦呀", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "我发明了调休", "question": null, "star": 811, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "蘑菇柄怎么也不断", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGthjGcszFsex2byshrDf8Irxg19KrEgYL8ld6yukC9YCLLiaicW4UBWMJw"}
{"text": "你好~", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 40, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "心情还不错时的老婆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi6fmbr05sj30ci0el78z"}
{"text": "看，美杜莎", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "会因为药检阳性被判结果无效（bushi话说息肌丸算不算违禁药品 ）", "question": "安陵容如果去参加冬奥会花样滑冰项目，能拿到奖牌吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在平时的比赛中，咕噜咕噜的声音。啊，真希望突然能附身到迈克尔·乔丹身上啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7180704"}
{"text": "因为是中国寄来的，所以不能打人啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5099607"}
{"text": "七天班的第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8AVCmpaIzgLxbPLpyla17UN30kLqZzyceskKxEZXZIg9NSFoibENCqAA"}
{"text": "理论上什么书都应该读。实在不行，至少得把《马云传》读了吧。", "question": "人丑该读哪些书？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肉快烤好时从隔壁桌凑了过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3usdf5w3tj30ci0el79o"}
{"text": "Abandon", "question": null, "star": 1171, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "本健身房禁止上述行为", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHSgHXoJcFEckd2hlrWTusWdGDfXBGB8ag4oxtMI5Dn26jsCreRhUFNTw"}
{"text": "给我来点吃的吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "571862"}
{"text": "一切按计划进行。", "question": "请告诉我灰姑娘隐藏的秋天秘密。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6715607"}
{"text": "你知道一日中这个词吗？", "question": "为什么不说午后中而说午后?", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7293814"}
{"text": "水桶终于拔下来了", "question": null, "star": 379, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu4lu713suj613i1dxn4302"}
{"text": "在第1停车场不积累经验是不会出现的哦。", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "特种部队突袭你家确实搞错了可你即使是正当防卫把5人小组全打进医院也……你到底是什么人？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glukx7h73gj30ci0el10t"}
{"text": "球是我的朋友，我不能打它。", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "发现从小学五年级夏天到现在为止的人生都是整蛊节目安排好的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssk5Y8CrIhFHibBNQicB6wyKmy6yTo5ibbFuzsN9ic0XE7kicSt4nv6GgHgsg"}
{"text": "这几道错题都是你替孩子做的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyu2BmmhGyfn0tcryNHuZVApPy4HC0tjwibzmtL5QfIgVmhbcQ2VDMbTA"}
{"text": "人生！一定是人生！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "这对双胞胎的名字好新颖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoewy6d1d2j20ah09h3zs"}
{"text": "睡饱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzveiykphrj30ci0elq6d"}
{"text": "我应该说什么傻话呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3079509"}
{"text": "突然变冷的洗澡水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9fz7u7e8yj30ci0eldjz"}
{"text": "党大郎", "question": "请尽量简短地说。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572829"}
{"text": "小鸡炖蘑菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNnHpXtrN9hNdPViayIDV3UxpUbVwb70r2c0fx8sekMN4icu1YYXW7zcNQ"}
{"text": "一师兄在美国读博士，破解了学校的教务系统密码，自己改了成绩，然后他把密码告诉了日本朋友，日本人把自己的成绩改了，然后日本人告诉了印度朋友，印度人也把自己的成绩也改了……不过，印度人还改了一个东西……教务系统的密码……师兄现在在美国蹲监狱……（知乎日报注：原回答评论区有新闻原文）", "question": "你接触过的印度人都很有趣吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "师长：下次进攻还是找个吹号的吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAqZ3rTRt1oXWXzFBaGIyFkOzgf0ibyicMmbwzUOdpNvV7rysVkichVJSRA"}
{"text": "墙中自有墙中手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WIZPBaVQL1PVs7onjtwgfpMVB2iaWc9yX01zkMVFJvMIvzf9Riaic2D9qg"}
{"text": "了我地热情／嘿！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es8dqidqz7j209b05x751"}
{"text": "拉链拉不开。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5986024"}
{"text": "27鼎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcHFjuz8EUStX72KkBP9f3j6taa9gCVwJicEwgqO8JqVpjYXMUSXogGcA"}
{"text": "什么东西没有回来吗？", "question": null, "star": 57129, "type": "I2T", "image": "2821865"}
{"text": "在急刹车之前。", "question": null, "star": 3570, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302669"}
{"text": "午觉睡醒后，不知道是夕阳还是朝阳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha7pgiw81lj30ci0el0wm"}
{"text": "我还是要那个98的技师吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1Pu7YZUicETsb8OFFbpxfmGkATBb6QZPS6LH258uwEialZcwiaPWpCaf1A"}
{"text": "俩内蒙古当事人免费从网上下载了一份合同，打官司要去浙江某仲裁委，不仅远，而且收费还很高。因为，他俩不知道要修改争议解决条款……完毕。", "question": "为什么说「免费的其实是最贵的」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么？结束了的话就穿上衣服快点回家吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "342519"}
{"text": "今天去银行办事，一个女工作人员发现我连衣裙脖子后面那颗纽扣没有扣，就立刻好心帮我扣上，但是，她不知道我不扣是因为我自己解不开…当时不好说，现在在家里手臂都快扭断了。", "question": "单身是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别人拍了不会修图。。。", "question": "为什么一般女生抗拒被拍照呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跳着跑比正常跑快。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1973653"}
{"text": "守护灵的战斗力也很高。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5815437"}
{"text": "这样开车就有好几条命了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAjdd2pCtJ8jqjgjKtEo8vFAiapHpeMbDSM93Wnz9sAPOT6qKwycEoicxA"}
{"text": "认真思考长大后想做的事。", "question": "如果能回到初中，我想要做的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2475497"}
{"text": "得知第二杯半价，两人均让对方喝第一杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20sl5DticTTrlwyWSuOfT5VsL7S8ibB4IO99fWoVdxsSxpeqTtastk6cyw"}
{"text": "是夜晚的", "question": "有没有可能解雇本垒打王？", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "4112872"}
{"text": "鹤立鸡起", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "看到老爷子开始逆行后做好撞击准备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he6byg8lu3j30ci0elwfr"}
{"text": "这就是昨晚我喝醉后的样子？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eeamtc1rd8j20au0asdh3"}
{"text": "盖试车神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgw94C7L8WSiaHx5sZL7ovX0RAJORcjvlb3homB0SzMIicXEokuEpeUWmcg"}
{"text": "这里有点儿窄吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7254522"}
{"text": "主人你记错了咱们家没养过鹦鹉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em74wjfx6ij20bb0clta4"}
{"text": "中学生物  大学生物", "question": null, "star": 260, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "你好。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3636780"}
{"text": "在移动的人行道上摆姿势。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6072183"}
{"text": "那边可是气管！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grde6sve7lj30ci0elwkk"}
{"text": "倚天屠龙记里巫山帮帮主 梅石坚。听名字就知道人家有多忙了。没时间。", "question": "武侠小说里面，名字最有内涵的人是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是你们的妈妈", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "「唉！这个也不是灰姑娘！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejrd1ewethj20bj08wdgq"}
{"text": "蓝颜蓝颜，加点黄色就绿了", "question": "怎么看待女朋友的蓝颜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吉田沙保里非常生气。", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "你的头顶变得好薄啊。要不我把我的头发捐给你吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362673"}
{"text": "建议放优盘，把所有书的电子版都导进去，这样睡起来更舒服一些。书放太多容易落枕。", "question": "我睡觉前将化学书放于枕头下，化学知识会从高浓度(化学书)渗透到低浓度(我脑子里)中吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "员工吃得很满意。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1188490"}
{"text": "纪大烟袋在《阅微草堂笔记》里写了这样一个故事：某少年长相美丽俊俏，唯恐自己被坏人抓去 OOXX，于是就勤练武艺防身。多年之后艺成，膂力惊人。后来，果然有两条大汉尾随他至无人之处意图不轨，结果被早有准备的美少年反杀。然后精彩的来了，少年命令两个被制服的大汉脱下裤子，之后施以了无情的强奸。最后完事了之后说：「你们两个已经没有姿色不值得我施暴，但是为了被你们蹂躏的那些少年，我今天就要惩戒你们。」", "question": "历史上有哪些有名的黑吃黑事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来头树的客人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "父亲的遗产全是夜总会的小卡片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNYSf42JGQbJI0ic9kpesaJyJiaIrfknZUib5xZBOzm9lPjia4AcR1pWwjlQ"}
{"text": "少子老龄化改善方案", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4937443"}
{"text": "故意在程序员论坛里发“C语言”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5Btsl6fTpwx6iaTwibOWibbT5YprXyv4rAx9EWiaXulrdndeibia86rIz8E7Fw"}
{"text": "我已经连说了十次抛硬币，估计该轮到最好的吐槽了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2633358"}
{"text": "我觉得宇宙真理应该包括如何复活一个生命体", "question": "用生命换取宇宙真理，你换吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "千寻的大萝卜。", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "我的高中室长，他的脚趾头比他先睡醒。不论是早上还是中午，只要是睡觉，醒来之前就会动脚趾头（脚趾头先动，之后人才醒），十个脚趾头不停地动，脑补一下脚趾头弹钢琴，很有节奏地动。有趣极了，有时候我起得早就会站在他下铺看一会儿现场演奏，然后再叫醒他。", "question": "有没有什么比较奇怪的生活习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扑到新一怀里时，不小心用角把他戳死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0atLl4V2LkHycgibB1oYPPHDsHtOtbDmPyPZG7EEibZOUiaTiajJ4uwwteQ"}
{"text": "这只竹鼠可以吃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibabI4vORRUhgjAL2wh8I34rDlRRbnkxaicr8ib5PxAj4NQCoLdp8Kicfjg"}
{"text": "振作不起来的心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7217341"}
{"text": "可口可乐，冰爽橘子口味。", "question": "差不多要有价值的东西出现了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4125498"}
{"text": "她买了衣服。她去了西藏， 穿着衣服拍了一轮照片。她离开了西藏。她回来后申请了退款。这说明什么？说明西藏是没有洗涤心灵的功效的。", "question": "如何看待女子网购十八件衣服旅游拍照后要求退货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "禁止从天而降插法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNs56MlfORJBDyWeFpC7mKEx57yZ7yarA8Yo03AKibschibFEKAiaz2zW1w"}
{"text": "真人版的汤姆和杰瑞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6263590"}
{"text": "等下个客人用就该收起来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7350688"}
{"text": "小狗能吃咖啡吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "前几天一个朋友自豪地跟我说：有个女孩愿意等我一辈子！我：？朋友羞涩：那天跟女神表白，她说，想让我做你女朋友，等下辈子吧！ 我揉了揉太阳穴无奈地看着他：接下来你打算怎么办？朋友低头：我当然没有那么傻！让她等一辈子……我刚舒了半口气，等等……然后见他笑吟吟地拿出一把刀：我现在就带她去下辈子！", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相亲大会", "question": null, "star": 242, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2rhveo65yj6140140gvi02"}
{"text": "高压电", "question": "有哪些年轻人「千万不能碰」的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是一位说“好的，我知道了”，然后向北前进的大叔。", "question": "麻雀的生活点滴。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1271693"}
{"text": "下树", "question": "人类历史上下注最大的一次赌博是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手里拿着在车里找到的长头发，坐等老公回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehf1gal73sj20ay09ijs9"}
{"text": "山田是我的人！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4384440"}
{"text": "扇风机阿姨。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7039461"}
{"text": "正义的美少女！布鲁默假面登场！……哎呀，忘记带面具了呢~", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6928793"}
{"text": "那是因为你不再做英语阅读了。", "question": "为什么前些年热议的全球变暖问题现在几乎没有人提及了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在朋友圈，想要得别人由衷地替你高兴，不妨发这些内容：钱包又丢了，这个月第三次了！刚买的自行车，才骑了三天就被偷了！分手了，八年的感情，在今天结束了。", "question": "在朋友圈发跑步记录截图，为什么总有人的评论带讽刺性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你昨天不是说你才28的吗？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITaMwSXlkcZzKwcHfmj3r4ibVpO1L7E8bypUwaJMIekicriaPB63gd5AfLQ"}
{"text": "外星人绑架我一半的时候飞船没电了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPdOJGzeIYa3nPkbj6rBqwTKmuN5AaGgNiaGgBgMPahkpW3dVUC1HP5Og"}
{"text": "外星人（白色）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gakgogvaj9j211616gq61"}
{"text": "当阪神队在第八局被逆转时的阪神球迷。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6534623"}
{"text": "4S店店员", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "送？约我出来怎么突然说「就决定是你了」……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gylkrt3h69j30ci0eldja"}
{"text": "同学，把鞋穿上吧，体测就算你过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotlCDWV90Q3NWbDHSwKyDUTvtRe5wPf5xCaogv7gFjGsMJW7MiadLicv2Q"}
{"text": "你还不明白吗！？那是你老公开的卡车！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7062454"}
{"text": "我以为是口罩。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6815558"}
{"text": "因为太混乱了，所以把龙珠整理在一起。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4759494"}
{"text": "炸弹处理完了！虽然没有想象中的威力。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZSIaL9IC5Sat1ngC0s0FW6P9TOtXiaeOKZwIkEjl0ErDYCYPI1ul4SAw"}
{"text": "春风得意马蹄疾，一日看尽长安花。我噎死你。", "question": "前女友给我发了句「陌上花开，可缓缓归矣」，该怎么用古诗拒绝她？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦A梦在做什么？不是哆啦A梦，是帅气假面。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2816156"}
{"text": "凸和凹。", "question": "世界上有两种人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349654"}
{"text": "下一个就是你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvdli59tm7j60ci0eladr02"}
{"text": "玩得不错哦！", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "饮料太多了，我都晕倒了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "2072308"}
{"text": "以前养过的家伙来了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5645213"}
{"text": "将军不在家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec8tokgxa1j20ab08m0tu"}
{"text": "本来我想用莫利林作为笔名，但由于周围的小说家朋友嘲笑我，所以我决定用鸥外。", "question": "请编一个关于森鸥外的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387987"}
{"text": "刚买了一部iphone20", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRiawpRrLRkdB6pGYu6PyyU3Bulu8CTicn6uCj8Z1qlibOUReUPrr9RtAFg"}
{"text": "会进监狱", "question": "吃一勺INFP会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听我说！所有黑手党的真正身份，那个戴着眼镜蝴蝶领结的小学生是谁？", "question": "临死前说的一句话。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351083"}
{"text": "打不过胖虎，斗不过小夫，静香洗澡没兴趣，作业自己做，饿了找你妈，说还有什么事。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VBx2T3Qz1oCibsM050T7iapVFj2KKGxn0nMdb1HxLno9L6U7Uca9Vx84Q"}
{"text": "静香，太耀眼了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "309998"}
{"text": "当你只给宠物留下七天饮食，想着回父母家过完年就回去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWYhjiaSwCndfc688y0HIvu7WVkVoLky8VtugcVdcFDygmtmGp8ao865A"}
{"text": "安利个鲁迅名言鉴定神器吧，免得什么阿猫阿狗都借着先生的名攻讦别人。鲁迅博物馆资料查询在线检索系统Main由北京鲁迅博物馆文物资料保管部整理，包括著作全编、译作全编及研究月刊三个子系统。鲁迅先生曾经写过什么，说过什么，一目了然。", "question": "鲁迅真的说过「远看一条狗，近看郭沫若」吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "10元理发店是这样的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8jkzmm7e5j30ci0el41l"}
{"text": "模仿石川五门的打扮，结果自己的衣服都磨破了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7203155"}
{"text": "如果这种说法都信，嫁不出去一点都不奇怪啊。", "question": "「 当伴娘不能超过几次不然会嫁不出去 」是否可信？这种说法是哪里来的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，哭也没关系的啦？", "question": "如果有一个气势磅礴的殡仪馆会怎么样？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5111071"}
{"text": "妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7148817"}
{"text": "提起麻麻准备好的行李往外走的你", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvymd9o0cdj20yi1a9kdy"}
{"text": "哎呀，是上岛吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3366838"}
{"text": "吃饭团。", "question": "用芝麻代替。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3531395"}
{"text": "我左手脏了，去洗一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h45k6wy64aj30ci0elmyp"}
{"text": "你的冒险结束了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7130114"}
{"text": "大郎，你醒了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g28sa6ss18j20yi15htha"}
{"text": "何时才能拥有这样的大长腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "吃饭吗？嗯？我看见你了？死人你啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824659"}
{"text": "咚咚咚~咚~咚~", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "在体育课上踢足球的时候，他不帮我控制力度。", "question": "足球队的那些事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1733589"}
{"text": "当我讲了一个觉得笑不出来的故事时。", "question": "我被别人嘲笑得最厉害的一次。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "3422721"}
{"text": "维持这件事肯定要花钱的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6764938"}
{"text": "请问这是鞋盒医院吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TiaicDlGicQKXmfiathcK2HP99ObiagfscM1E6BsrjaYezjEgfBE28ZceSLw"}
{"text": "我小侄子撩我女同事。有天吃完饭带着小侄子散步，遇到一个新分配来的大学生同事，其实我们互相也不是很熟，我就让小侄子叫阿姨，小侄子：“阿姨，你好漂亮啊”。女同事一听非常高兴，就用手捏了小侄子的小脸：“小朋友嘴真甜啊”。小侄子：“阿姨你又没亲亲我的嘴，怎么知道我甜不甜啊”。然后女同事就真亲了。那个那个，同事，其实我的嘴更甜……", "question": "你见过最厉害的撩妹的招数是怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「第38针！！！！边喊边替全班承受痛苦的班长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h196o3f9xdj30ci0el0xb"}
{"text": "加油布里克！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4531279"}
{"text": "我们的终极目标是什么？", "question": null, "star": 135, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "那就加油吧，一百分的勇气~", "question": "请不要添加一个字破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7252220"}
{"text": "呼~居然梦到变成猫了~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2rsu6f6ksj30ci0elgmh"}
{"text": "蓝牙传输", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFrZia8QmmUGazWKHVicGnP3kpo6rz50uyQx1zw0aZjAb6icW5jPsGMYV0AJn9c3mibCVCf3wVhPw5gQ"}
{"text": "小菊像扔飞盘一样把盘子扔过来。", "question": "外国人拍和风恐怖电影时常见的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5373049"}
{"text": "男生的第一次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoViasnZicUjC1ickic4GZRNQbcuF62moPicf2b6Apo6nC6vPkiapwx8gqHIew"}
{"text": "TFboys", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSRNrAp1zyxaf4p78hlOCAIFFxwVkAGD9IS7uP2MicrpeDE4aqUfyicWIribblQ0ic1uKnOvoEzqcQDA"}
{"text": "真准备好时蚊子就不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6wzwr6gd6j20lb0lbwgu"}
{"text": "抽到2号和抽到4号的亲嘴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpy9of9i6fj30ci0eln0z"}
{"text": "霍顿:孙杨肯定服药了国际泳联：为什么你这么肯定霍顿：因为我们全队服药了都没游过他", "question": "如何看待澳大利亚游泳选手莎娜杰克(Shayna Jack)被查出使用兴奋剂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Q：把鼻，你会唱小星星吗？A：考试考这个么？", "question": "有些人提问的能力随着年龄慢慢在减弱甚至丧失，这些人是从什么时候开始，因为什么而丧失提问能力的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟正在吸血的蚊子对上眼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6j3vp40czj30ci0el0ts"}
{"text": "不想干就滚蛋！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHOxFSN9HW33tA46UF1JDibrlfRE4EgdcWicomE6oa7cdGWfo4EAoZ2ianw"}
{"text": "题目被取消了，傻笑也跟着消失了。", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "卖糖炒栗子。", "question": "有没有每年 8-12 月忙碌的且非坐班的工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的薪水真是少得可怜。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "小夫，我要进来啦！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "因为我和老伴在里边啊··", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwbu99kvej20yi1da7t7"}
{"text": "在做bokete的人~（通常指的是在学习或工作等场合中偷懒或者摸鱼的行为）", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "圆通新的标志", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4593343"}
{"text": "冯巩大战引出了冯巩……", "question": "如何看待冯巩暗讽「男足爱吃海参，看上去浑身是刺，其实挺软的」？如何评价其言行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "8 秒的自由落体 313.6 米。查了一下降落伞的最低打开高度要 150 米，总共 463.6 米。世界上的前十大高楼只有 6 座超过 460 米：1.迪拜哈利法塔 8282.上海中心大厦 6323.麦加皇家钟塔饭店 6014.台北 101 大厦 5095.上海环球金融中心 4926.香港环球贸易广场 490我顿时觉得他们生活并不窘迫。", "question": "夫妻 A 和 B 因生活窘迫，准备跳楼自杀，数 123 后 A 跳楼，B 未跳。8 秒后，B 看到 A 打开降落伞，谁背叛了谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被掉下来的椰子吓了一跳", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "让理发师按手机照片里的发型剪，剪完才发现他把图片放大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHewqQcsZEcZnqcpkgFXoy9POib53pxxumLp8GyOfFrNmZnN6oicb0AeNA"}
{"text": "你掉了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6292688"}
{"text": "军训时总有方向搞错的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHnkgsv6dq45EQwobsY6QuEvIS4cPmmoiaueOWwCTPYKFlTYjt3FzS0Lw"}
{"text": "我妈妈说是不是有两个被通缉的人在我家？", "question": null, "star": 804, "type": "I2T", "image": "5690412"}
{"text": "每天都严惩迟到者的魔鬼教官今天自己迟到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkseku9xywj30ci0el7be"}
{"text": "电焊。别说眼前一亮，亮瞎都可以。", "question": "男生会什么技能会让女生眼前一亮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蓝天餐厅一小时直播。", "question": "名侦探柯南中常见的不会有人死亡的剧情。", "star": 151, "type": "T2T", "image": "1582225"}
{"text": "总有人问我，韩梅梅在哪……", "question": "人们对于不同的姓名会有不同的看法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沉睡的小五郎先生又要开始推理了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNbhuNVJeaX8eibmcibN0zXCtgCF2CMOk9Sibhucv6pt9EMyAJLTQIl19lA"}
{"text": "赢了真开心，百花齐放！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386854"}
{"text": "每天只是散步就被反复询问职业，都已经累了……结果连这句话还没说完，警察就朝我走过来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3438092"}
{"text": "我代替急病的奶奶去参加家长会，但是孙子迟到了，开始说奶奶病重了作为借口。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861525"}
{"text": "参加偶像握手会后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hai5malln2j30ci0elq8f"}
{"text": "一闪一闪亮京京", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1e348k3qzqw5pXmYKVOvGlP58CHyMuTQQZGB5ibk2Y7Ns2S3ePm0DN2kw"}
{"text": "暑假结束后染了金发，结果变成金发的不良少年又把头发染回黑色了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6068879"}
{"text": "在对面举办管弦乐音乐会。", "question": "在大型交响乐音乐会中听音乐的礼仪很差。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4759921"}
{"text": "喝完以后脸变蓝了说明这杯液体是碱性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egcpvc9z2kj20ah0afjsk"}
{"text": "森友学园真的有点问题，森友文书也太糟糕了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3435407"}
{"text": "「当然剪红线！电视上都这么……那是迈克儿生前说的最后一句话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9zm3ddxh9j30ci0el78e"}
{"text": "你以为出布就能赢我了？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhwsFLdr72mNxUruiboicKSfFJv5KSlUTakSgfFIFatJ8gBxDdGFdVFCsibg"}
{"text": "刚开学时候，同班有一哥们，长得超像曾小贤，但是行为举止特别美国白人的感觉，说话正宗加州口音，满嘴俚语，加上晒得黝黑的脖子和小臂，每天发胶香水，穿衣也是一丝不苟的 preppy 风，因为眼睛小，我一直猜他是韩裔 ABK。直到有一天，我眼看着哥们儿举着一杯咖啡走在小湖边，一个不留神踩到了鹅屎……他慢慢抬起脚，低头看了 5 秒钟，扯着嗓子喊：窝 CAO！！！", "question": "是什么行为让你一不小心暴露了身份？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "约吗？！！！约不约！！！约不约！！！？？？(#‵′)拍着黑板粉笔末飞扬大喊。", "question": "如何用一句话模仿你的数学老师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么可能！中了这么多枪居然还能站起来！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqedhvhlhvj30ci0el42t"}
{"text": "报告战况请摇1，需要支援请摇2.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEQuGib8GPRnicRKZ6hICA2HVMzTriaJ5rAsicT8RS1UibRIhicMx2XeScm3ug"}
{"text": "以为是送快递结果是NHK收费员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha4m90al2tj30ci0el42c"}
{"text": "在交谈的过程中，时不时会断开Wi-Fi连接。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "水货", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "原来我们都是小丑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5kibS8P0vXnqmVzqOSHlghqTVU5alSMxoaKOKwsn4aFxxcIHM8TSZWj5GhV7ibQial0DC6uYoDP4mg"}
{"text": "喂想开点不要跳楼啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x838icomzpKowNjnAlP5GjU3OFqTLXjGn5nicK0u8ia8h4owD8EAA5SYnfA"}
{"text": "通过入口。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "一个和尚统领整个饿眉派", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotYIMB3V2pib663y45Yq77hLIQvzaw7nxwmv4A0CftiaDdE20KAdLkxQ6w"}
{"text": "100均的魔法之手真是方便啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7300735"}
{"text": "每走一步踩到一个口香糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr3um7njq6j30ci0eldly"}
{"text": "一直觉得自己名字挺正常的，但自从大家知道武藤兰……", "question": "给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你内裤掉了哟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzxNEYH6tSFgqGouQxhOsuR2dMbt7p7u5ichIoJpQktCaXcohusoboz3Q"}
{"text": "还好没有把手弄脏。", "question": "我以为是乌奇曼，其实是朋奇曼的时候，朋奇曼的反应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388320"}
{"text": "战国时期的武将。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4691381"}
{"text": "大齐你在吗？我要去你家", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "前天晚上和男朋友一起拼了乐高的迪士尼城堡的一小小小半，然后就让他带回家了，约好下次出来再一起拼。今天打视频电话的时候发现，他自己一个人基本拼完了，留了个副塔尖尖给我，说是防止我生气给我留的......看到基本成品的那一刻脑袋真实的嗡嗡响，他送我的时候说的那句「我们一起拼，拼完你就住进去！」一直在脑子里面回荡。我不想要吵架，不想让他觉得我无理取闹，但我实在觉得恶心，甚至整个城堡都不想要了。拼都拼完了给我干什么？我顶多算个给城堡打地基的建筑工人，我是个住不进城堡的公主病。对我来说，这个迪士尼城堡是他的又一个乐高玩具，不是我们的城堡。", "question": "送女朋友拼好的乐高城堡算直男行为吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你印堂发黑.", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "来吧，给我绑起来！这是我业余爱好，小静！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3678564"}
{"text": "暗示爷爷奶奶自己想吃果冻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8k8rEjS26rW8V3SXwY6nT5swW9kBGNZmWd7Peic4pibABN1bSeFz35IoQ"}
{"text": "陀华麦当劳没空位了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlKuODr1Po50UuKJJlvN1C8kvWZORFSiaicLHj68ONnVicUTJ22Uh2icuhp1sSPczlMIACqPKDmQMicJQ"}
{"text": "大爷来玩呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "-- 在学校有女朋友了吗？跟哥说说。-- 没有，好好学习。-- 是要好好学习啊，听说你这次考得不错？-- 全班第五。-- 好，表哥给你买玩具！那她呢？-- 考的没我好。--……--……", "question": "有哪些说话给人下套的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他能知道啥。他就知道好香啊。", "question": "《甄嬛传》中皇帝是真的不知道安陵容用了催情香料吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这问题本身不就是答案吗……「为什么对于大多数普通人而言情商比智商更重要？」「因为 智 商 高 跟大多数普通人 没 关 系……」", "question": "为什么对于大多数普通人而言情商比智商更重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咪变成了一只黑猫。", "question": "哎？小美人鱼的赞助商变了？为什么这么想？", "star": 2177, "type": "T2T", "image": "6920839"}
{"text": "手中的实际尺寸vs微博上说的尺寸", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "老爹乱施魔法的后果", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "死因就是寿命。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "您在工作吗……", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "iPhone1000 Pro Max", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqOSZV2OpZn5ia7V2ZFT6RgpV8upsavW9R9npNLMOzibHFqc167slicTCrA"}
{"text": "妈妈在收拾抽屉的时候，拿着户口簿哀怨地说：「人家都偷户口簿去登记，我柜子也故意不锁你咋不偷呢。」", "question": "你妈觉得你嫁不出去是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "樱花不知道。", "question": "把名曲前面加上一到三个字，破坏了它。", "star": 117, "type": "T2T", "image": "4201359"}
{"text": "我不知道【黛玉葬花】，请问你知道【香农采样】吗？", "question": "为什么有些人会不知道「黛玉葬花」这个情节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "婚礼太简陋了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibgxxelJIOso1ta4BncMRv7ial8N0mYibovJxQEvcbQAz8ib4CY5tnM8QSQ"}
{"text": "《新世纪福音战士》", "question": "用JSB勉强能运行的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4923909"}
{"text": "小猫咪大眼睛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1846350"}
{"text": "看来尿比赛的胜负已分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qY3O2Ax6q8y2zxbPE2l2ErGibwcylh4PepbDub8qwsWQqYNT8QTL1phWg"}
{"text": "牙齿矫正器发射后", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4944941"}
{"text": "你好！请问有什么可以帮到你的？", "question": "如果有一个气势磅礴的殡仪馆会怎么样？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5111071"}
{"text": "X光片显示你肋骨断了，不过请放心，我们用PS帮你修好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaKic3EsjT8NomibCecjK6icSeYsu4uDpFpuYRpKbV3x0WnVhZBj9ia2dwHg"}
{"text": "对超神动画投反对票。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6698055"}
{"text": "一棵树嫉妒另一棵树，恨不得把自己变成斧头的手柄～", "question": "「嫉妒」可以有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻孩子，你要学乖。", "question": "青菜加盐的味道。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022331"}
{"text": "约会的假日", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5595295"}
{"text": "听说你睡不着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymd2t5xpj209d08zdgk"}
{"text": "他喂我吃的，还不让我干活我一定就是宠物吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVOIMLicT7LRJfkukRlg7p2dKG0hzxvMrXPoNaoiaiaPLHC3BW7qdUxFCaQ"}
{"text": "成年版海尔兄弟👬", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "儿子是龙。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510754"}
{"text": "被楼上的扫地机器人吸住后，已经飘了好几圈了", "question": null, "star": 368, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcvqacka64j61401hcjzi02"}
{"text": "王者荣耀→英雄联盟→刀塔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2iczUtias7FVibAaM57aAmfZDbFAfAa8Vw3bTXkNkSYOyX1fFH9rynbgGDg"}
{"text": "可能和黑色的马相撞。", "question": "三冠马或许会出现吧。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5707123"}
{"text": "铁笼格斗前的宣战", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "大家好，我在这里。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601208"}
{"text": "对面的小精灵训练师直接认输了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxner5lIa1uU7T3WISFCDAWC1RWsQwkBteiaPxQQO4UMy6WujXe3UbnSqspg"}
{"text": "这里是哪里？我是谁？自从我成为议员以来，我的记忆就变得模糊不清了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387952"}
{"text": "「茅房」和「茅屋」为什么不同……", "question": "「疼」和「痛」是一个意思，为什么「心疼」和「心痛」不是一个意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高中英语课那会儿，老师叫一个同学起来翻译句子，里面有「汽车」一词，这位同学萌萌地用了 car，被老师嘲笑：「都高中了还用 car！要用什么啊？要用 automobile ！」看来还是要用高级词汇才显得高级！我默默地记在了心里。后来出国了，跟宿舍几个小哥聊天，我一脸真诚地向其中一个发问：「Do you have an automobile?」同时已经做好了被夸英语好用词高级的准备，美国人真的特别喜欢夸人。心里还想着：嗯下次去超市就蹭你的车了。小哥惊愕了一秒，凑到我耳边，我心里说卧槽夸人还要悄悄的多没意思！小哥说话了：Next time just say car. No one says automobile.", "question": "有哪些出国后才发现的以前对英语的错误理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友：“你猜”答：“猜完了”朋友：“猜的啥？”答：”你猜\"", "question": "跟朋友聊天，问问题被回“你猜”时，该回复什么可以做到戳瞎双眼的效果呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送行者", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6467101"}
{"text": "你也滑雪吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "605305"}
{"text": "有一种梅花可以磨炼男人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4727426"}
{"text": "明天考试记得穿孝服，老师是这么说的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTggSBcX0Bx1woUBsuaIQAylkh9bn5EGwiajKscFwxxGx6GCl6bfuY2FQ"}
{"text": "投稿时的行距问题。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "语言就是不讲道理的。英语里车拉的叫 shipment，船载的叫 cargo 。 ", "question": "为什么箱子形状的叫冰柜，柜子形状的叫冰箱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "知乎想要人代写作业的多了，连题号一起发上来的还是头一次见。", "question": "1. 中国房产到 17 年会是个什么样？从国家，发展，制度各方面综合阐述。", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赶紧把眼睛擦亮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjthBuaibOADY3Khnn3pS05REnz82BlJAqLyO98JsheCZNLM1aXOkpjIbOA"}
{"text": "身体和他非常相似。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4095333"}
{"text": "把100以下的香钱打回去日动神吐霜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TIsibIJbzXKI7XpxhVaCtes70aI0tFDbNwVuicEyGLmSuuac0yFunqWCKwm3Jax9L9icsjzhvk17f0Q"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪公司。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6630012"}
{"text": "我穿了裤子但没穿内裤，被警察盘问了。", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "可以帮我把这块擦一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369195"}
{"text": "千万别让你妈把祖传的镯子拿出来！！！", "question": "租个女友回家过年靠谱吗，有什么风险？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向朋友简单介绍一下前男友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzpOaJCWnO5YjZwx7mw4kUZpOeuNYbyd9mDJvOa7gWZc5OQ7ThJTEc1A"}
{"text": "宴会结束时，负责买单的家伙真不得了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtwc79xinaj30ci0el76t"}
{"text": "对不起，今天是闭馆日，所以不能泡温泉。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3808847"}
{"text": "求婚的时候所有人都感动哭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaP5MyA8j8WJXPlghmd2T83Fcicn4Aaea4oM6QickJxcqCx90RkMuJoqRA"}
{"text": "银镯子", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "大学毕业后的一次聚会，一个女生跟我们讲她和我们同一届一个男生结婚的事。两个人确实相亲相爱，一毕业就领证了，男生也是一表人才。她原话说的是：「哎呀，其实我们也没有计划什么时候领证，就是那天在外面遛弯路过民政局，于是就想着要不把证领了吧。」就在大家都在羡慕着祝福的时候，我来了一句：「你们遛弯还带着户口本啊。」", "question": "历史上有哪些装逼被当场拆穿的事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冷裤的眼神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQypGjhoPrvyxu9iaiaEWqN9ic2G7GvadO6xXoyexSlRXwaVwAWv11RwuoA"}
{"text": "※10秒后开始付费播放", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdvux5c4qej30ci0eladj"}
{"text": "每生产一个摄像头就有人失去一个眼睛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5Ly2WgjVfQwhQX8WiapQk7fFNj2okOdNNfShOK5MbLgQW54TWBtxzApFw"}
{"text": "他们先问了我的住址和账号号码。", "question": "告诉我为什么连名字都不想透露的理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2464122"}
{"text": "我不知道他怎么演，但我敢肯定没人站盾铁了。顺便提名何冰演贾维斯，英达演幻视，姜文演局长，刘蓓演黑寡妇，冯小刚演皮尔斯，徐帆演小辣椒。美队：大侄子你的发际线……铁人：好路不张草，好脑不长毛，你要咋地？内战？---寇森：Tony 你看这个月神盾的经费又不大够了铁人：土豪家现在也没有余粮啊……---蚁人和猎鹰又在茬架。铁人：说了多少次了，要团结！---局长把枪一拍桌子，「狗日的九头蛇，兄弟们给我收拾了去！」铁人叹了口气：酒要一口一口地喝，路要一步一步地走——步子迈大了，容易扯着蛋！---皮尔斯：铁人高！局长硬！铁人&局长：皮总又高又硬！---铁人望着幻视和红女巫卿卿我我，「人心散了，队伍不好带啊。」", "question": "如果葛优扮演钢铁侠，会怎么演？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自由的女神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MeV1l5QosFiagnOoqeHr97bCGFia9fwNQv1Pqn714Pib4bxcGNLGTN9dYw"}
{"text": "练习如何和拜登总统会见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGterCicj9OXsGs2ssiblvMNttH9PYCAqhh5JvePEI5685kMEA6Jtl8tk8Q"}
{"text": "第一次做炸鸡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LdrRlV0gibAhzRsel2auibicgJetgupK9KqmKnl5JWGHBzOD9ibUK46TUng"}
{"text": "高雅", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824145"}
{"text": "当得知孩子还有一天出生，正在做最后的告别的夫妻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnCLMHNVIKzFHZ2P9xKeNOLc1NYXf77OSIvdlycBs2GjIWKxUIloKB0Q"}
{"text": "千根激光束", "question": "把曲子组合起来，弄出一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1880579"}
{"text": "我发现一般胖子穿着好看的衣服都蛮贵的，别问我怎么知道的∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿", "question": "如何能判断出一件衣服贵不贵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那我下次介绍你去爱因斯坦的稻田看看吧。", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "校长说，口香糖不能吐在地上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0IkgATjhzMw8k374QFfPeiaMtIurREIoKeQP0YzyU3jUmAibtaQpUuhyw"}
{"text": "老师「先做完的同学就可以去吃饭了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo0xr3koxxj20az08kab8"}
{"text": "撞上架子后打碎花瓶的扫地机器人开门溜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtfeanhjlcj30ci0el0vv"}
{"text": "带我去甲子园。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6040057"}
{"text": "洛克人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubcs2vikj20fh0e5wf6"}
{"text": "纯手工打造键盘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pXMXibWRx4xicLJ3nY4OsJoBFyVyAFzAINiczyia4nrWiagFOeN9JtTvhsdg"}
{"text": "老人去世了（情况变得很紧急！）", "question": "给严肃的台词加个aa就毁了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3790829"}
{"text": "在晚餐后吃吉野家牛肉饭。", "question": "将标题或名言的一部分变成家常话，夫妻之后的家常话。", "star": 78, "type": "T2T", "image": "3837300"}
{"text": "胖虎的头带来了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DiblFNJHib7F6E0TvIyIRChvp6SwP4jZiaRVrjb2crJ6gNiby97WChSly7RQ"}
{"text": "IE 将在 2023 年得知这一消息。", "question": "微软决定在 2022 年 6 月 15 日彻底结束IE浏览器使命，如何评价这款软件？它带给你哪些回忆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "非常值得!一次被骗 9 万是很少见的体验。", "question": "室友要花 9.6 万元参加一个操盘手培训值得吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "米奇来打猎了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7319253"}
{"text": "学医三年，就是为了这一刻救下王子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icpZETAoQHib6Kdz9XJoMEIEffyqlW5TZcwRL0WmkibiaKVChXUmCXgtd6w"}
{"text": "海外的反应", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3461660"}
{"text": "矶野家纽约分店", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "喵！被叫去参加旺财的纪念摄影了喵喵喵！我要擅自闯进去喵！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5806769"}
{"text": "哎呀！立花兄弟，使出了新招数！", "question": null, "star": 82, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133163"}
{"text": "懂得如何降低搭讪难度的陪酒女郎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322642"}
{"text": "对对对到这就可以了，再往下就要涉黄了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VBHZoZtlZUvw2ziaQIPh0AR2morwnJAZRjh5pmH3NBtic2QcMvIgesYuQ"}
{"text": "一切不是来自猫头鹰的魔法学校信件不要相信！！！！过了 11 岁还没收到魔法学校的信件都是骗子寄的！！！！！魔法学校都是有千年传承的，认准这三个抬头,Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry；Beauxbaton；Durmstrang Institute。目前没有中文合作单位！！！！！收到假的猫头鹰信件请及时联系魔法部，招生事务管理局。邮寄地址联系地址：__________________________________________________________________ （看不到吗？那你没魔法天赋呀）", "question": "如何看待南京一女子为学习「魔法」被培训机构「魔力秘境」诈骗5万，为什么会有人相信「魔法培训」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "杰吉“我是我！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5805165"}
{"text": "鬼压床的真相", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erd911yxvnj20a608qgn1"}
{"text": "肌肉兄弟七人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3389898"}
{"text": "安静点，别吵了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6963094"}
{"text": "过了那座桥就是三途河。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "7140050"}
{"text": "我出了个了不起的东西。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5575183"}
{"text": "川普也在中国银行买原油宝？", "question": "如何看待特朗普被曝欠中国银行数千万美元？会产生哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的老家是一个特别喜欢吃猪肉的地方，有个哥们大学时和一个新疆维吾尔族的姑娘在一起了。后来他们因为生活习惯问题和平分手了，这个哥们很惆怅的说过这么一句话：“感情是会越来越淡的，但吃猪肉的欲望是会越来越强的。”仅供参考。", "question": "我是一名回族，喜欢一个汉族女孩儿，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把所有人家的门铃都按了一遍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs893659wbj30ci0eljyi"}
{"text": "拍婚纱照的时候，不知道题主会不会强迫男友穿各种衣服摆各种造型，花了好几千弄一堆照片晒朋友圈，不知道这又是为了满足谁的幻想。", "question": "男朋友要我穿黑丝是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“追上那辆蓝色的车是吧”“你傻啊，明明是紫色”“黄色好吧”“难道不是绿色的吗”“你们这群二货能不能先把面罩拿下来！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm12kfyl1j20gk0go42m"}
{"text": "为犹太朋友实施水葬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJ4Qhm4bpQavtpo8v02Tia4l2ka9JtQiadnDQBwOIbtuib6x5E6op5PQcOw"}
{"text": "把柯南悄悄拉到一边，按照惯例他会天真地问你，什么事呀大哥哥。这个时候，你嘴角上扬，露出神秘微笑道：“你好呀，工藤新一。”此时柯南会瞪大眼睛，不用担心，他只是脑海中有闪电划过。很好，你已经加入主线剧情了。然后按照青山刚昌的尿性，在他的有生之年你是死不了的。", "question": "如果哪天不幸遇上柯南，如何提高自己的存活率？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乖孙啊，你咋被FBI盯上了呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXtwczGUPUia4F5veDiaQSfZTF5dRpSqSDtaIK7N6Picd2CbiaSoJqUjhuRg"}
{"text": "澳大利亚国歌蕴含了递归思想。该国国歌《前进，美丽的澳大利亚》歌词中两次出现「让我们齐声歌唱：前进，美丽的澳大利亚。」可以理解为在函数中调用函数本身。", "question": "各国国歌里有哪些鲜为人知的梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们拍蒜专用刀不能切菜，一切就卷刃，干脆做成铁锤吧。", "question": "张小泉负责人称或会研发拍蒜专用刀，你对该公司这一行为有何评价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恰巧开车路过的消防队员们一边等救火电话一边做着准备工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6d9FfVMTIjb5EO7wGwcibx6u5jibpaygqPX9ZZuaMU5YY2aEsy5lcOiccg"}
{"text": "使用后需要支付肖像权费用。", "question": "我觉得这个球有点难用的理由是什么呢？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7168811"}
{"text": "猜对我遇到过多少个渣男了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibZFF88LtmoyQiajsljEzzzdqNKLsuH6mEaQYuaOGozBH8GEAflexfmXQ"}
{"text": "不要慌，让我来吹灭它", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicA1ibB3fqvVxjXjIaFDOZo6iaFibdRd6aYNlfwLMA3ibEmpjfNhEHbZRZN3Q"}
{"text": "噪音太吵了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3028503"}
{"text": "和男盆友撒娇，把脑袋靠在他脖子里，肩膀上，胸膛上来回咕噜。咕噜完了之后，男朋友一脸宠溺，我一脸萌萌哒，准备要亲亲。结果……发现男朋友的深蓝色羊毛衫上一块是白白的粉，一块是闪闪的亮晶晶……", "question": "你从哪个瞬间开始决定不化妆了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别人：成年之后你们就会成熟很多了我和我的好兄弟们：看蚂蚁打架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8JBXHjdplxqTQumatqojnqtZSyDrrsNJTneAlW7DcunSfibBBO2dJp1w"}
{"text": "一起放洗衣机洗的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fypt2rqwluj20mc0mkacd"}
{"text": "鬼气森然地站了起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093729"}
{"text": "明年请再来，如果明年的话，我一定能笑着迎接你。", "question": "快到圣诞节了，我有一句话想说。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2502402"}
{"text": "今天也要追寻星星。", "question": "新节目笑点：深夜两点半警察常做的事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6883565"}
{"text": "介绍自己是「日本转校生」后其他人毫无违和感地接受了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs9f9j9p5fj30ci0elah3"}
{"text": "你都不出去玩了，还想着蚊子出来玩吗！！", "question": "今年蚊子明显感觉少了，是因为天气热的原因吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Tony公司年会：随机抽取一名幸运观众免费理发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQibbBp84qItcW9ZQkZcTuyVcsLBMfAPybe9SN1O1djUQU7AwmqN9B6cA"}
{"text": "短信拦截软件！ 拦截后告诉你它拦截了一条短信。 我相信99%的人会再去点进去看一下被拦截的短信！", "question": "有哪些垃圾手机软件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "队长，我旁边旁边旁边的那个人没有戴头盔，我很担心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2925596"}
{"text": "有这个棍子可不能再顺拐了吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "父亲收集了很多茄子和铁锹。", "question": "我们的家族也许也是忍者吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6765729"}
{"text": "“你怎么知道我们出布啊！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "队友都爆炸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkH8XnCGnhahHnY0HOb8Jo259FUMGq4ic10CNX0Qk3xCIyUd5Ijp3QWpQ"}
{"text": "我……我才不是为了你才穿成这样的啦！（////）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqcf92o4mrj30ci0elq7c"}
{"text": "吃里扒外。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6903648"}
{"text": "跟踪女儿谈恋爱，结果被发现了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aYBhqopszgSS9rFhPk1ZiboSicZ9VVVkWrTUu6oLbCnTM6ibFXhYT2GNGkw"}
{"text": "听好了！今晚老爸老妈要在卧室打怪兽！很危险的哦！绝对不能进来哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt84rilwi7j30ci0eladu"}
{"text": "毕竟我们今天晚上还要从事激烈的运动嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbHhL5bbnIu8S2yReE4LibIGoqKHBE2mcVZwEKU6nfEb61JwzYJhq5BET6vLMRcib3icqYj4hiaoZ1Iw"}
{"text": "姐姐说中岛只捡棒球的词汇。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255720"}
{"text": "内洛：“帕特拉斯......累了吧。我也累了。有点困......帕特拉斯......”阿罗亚：“睡吧！”", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "洗衣机", "question": "请问夜体蜜素有什么意想不到的用法？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4285434"}
{"text": "Continue？09", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egkrfrwun4j20af07wdg8"}
{"text": "一年级眼中的六年级", "question": null, "star": 653, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjk70t1t01j60zg1b9wlz02"}
{"text": "在那种地方竟然有日章旗饭团！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6056302"}
{"text": "那就这样吧手机没油了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "zu5932bSzJUw82zB6o3maf786nwHr532tZDJX1gq5ujz8ics6MR4UibjOB2aia3XmicIdndkwZIkibLJ2lMBzqR3FrA"}
{"text": "这不是披萨，是比萨！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6974587"}
{"text": "迪士尼乐园", "question": "给地名加上一个字会变得有趣。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7098144"}
{"text": "要打喷嚏没打出来", "question": null, "star": 269, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswmzyewz2j60wp17mq9502"}
{"text": "为省钱自己贴的手机膜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eox2xzk8i8j20a008ota7"}
{"text": "我想吃你的杂烩饭。", "question": "请降低那部电影的紧张感。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7109323"}
{"text": "啊？你的苹果又要充电啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDP1fUaAr9IXAtbtOOltjAaFhZH9ciaia6CLIr2JokDfZG4icc5VUAJGc1A"}
{"text": "有两个以上的球。", "question": "绝对不能添加到足球的新规则。", "star": 27, "type": "T2T", "image": "6504458"}
{"text": "公司里没有人邀请我去喝酒。", "question": "紧急状态宣言的好处。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6175659"}
{"text": "满眼都是半大孩子写的「潜台词」。什么隐私什么手机什么圈子什么以退为进什么你不理我我不理你的，都太幼稚了。成年人真正的潜台词是：微信不回：我在带娃电话不接：我在带娃拒绝饭局：回家带娃组织饭局：娃在爷爷奶奶 / 姥姥姥爷家不主动联系：带娃太忙主动联系：娃在爷爷奶奶 / 姥姥姥爷家主动加班：带娃太累需要清净早点下班：回家带娃上班迟到：娃出事了上班早到：娃醒得早聊天看手机：另一半发来了娃的照片开会看手机：另一半发来了娃的照片--你们对娃的力量一无所知。--我现在看到同事做出任何不正常的举动，首先想的就是：他 / 她有娃没？如果有，多半不正常的举动都能用娃解释。如果没有，那多半是丫情商不高。呵呵。", "question": "成人世界的人际交往中有哪些潜台词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "助手误会了螺丝刀。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6928618"}
{"text": "拼多多买来的全自动牧羊器", "question": null, "star": 305, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "曹操，字「孟德」；又不是字「孟德尔」评论区也有位小伙伴很秀 @benzedrine ：曹操和孟德尔就是一个人，史书有云：「天下英雄，唯使君与孟德尔。」再更：评论区越秀越多，孟德斯鸠也来了。", "question": "曹操为啥不留着吕布配种？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "额，谷歌，你确定这里是便利店？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn821BLN4gZhVmvRgw37k523bbsZOzQITzJVzB9nSAsyLBrxzQ9e4RjQA"}
{"text": "能不能对国产电影有点信心？还有半个月呢，说不定就杀出一匹黑马。", "question": "2016 年你心目中的十大烂片是哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油啊，不要放弃！", "question": "你们应该如何生活呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7264949"}
{"text": "米其林……一股橡胶味，还特别韧。关键里面还有钢丝！食品安全都有问题！", "question": "有什么非常出名但并不好吃的食物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在北半球饲养南半球的生物的困难。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3599706"}
{"text": "盲猴摸豚", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "你这是要跟我对着干吗？好，那我们就剪刀石头布决胜负吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2510756"}
{"text": "哎呀你~！哎你~！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6136591"}
{"text": "「用力按压会使得屏幕弯曲呢。」「是啊，这样就可以了。」", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "3514543"}
{"text": "听说你失眠了小伙子？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g5fmjpvsi8j20u00xkwiv"}
{"text": "坐标西南，曾经有次考前去食堂备考给学弟学妹们腾考场，这都不算什么了，GC 是我们边吃零食变看书时，年纪主任大吼一声：「食堂是给你们吃东西的地方吗？」【手动微笑】", "question": "你的学校有哪些令人窒息/智熄的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再吸一会儿，快拍完了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibIkoz3VhbIl9hjQtjAbyRnIFBXy7Vefph6OC7DXlUgrtINmwjf3Nzuw"}
{"text": "欢迎加入护手霜和粘合剂搞混的受害者协会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfT4Novs006G0t72vbXpicJF6sdmzA82Q3jdkFcSYIUHomhuQ3QdGuHibA"}
{"text": "你闭嘴就可以避免尴尬，你开口就尴尬了", "question": "初次跟女生吃牛排时，女生对服务员说要八分熟，该说些什么来缓解尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "飞机上有人说「还是自由女神像最好看」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec0w8ts13wj208u0cwdgm"}
{"text": "喂，星期天！轮到你了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4014720"}
{"text": "大山", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3007834"}
{"text": "平均一年两万，打发叫花子吗？", "question": "如果给你 100000 亿元，让你按下按钮，穿越到一个虚无的空间里孤独地度过 5 亿年，你会按下吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我靠，你到底养几只狗啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYzPIBaINJ68kIcTD92icgW9PHia1dKRgUjKG40LSj29T7rkXC4vhdywResBuPialAErhTdWjb5XEAw"}
{"text": "什么？八点！？啊，是早上八点吗......真的假的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6072005"}
{"text": "我蹲监狱的时候可不要和别的男人做爱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEdh2aTEcicDLFPSbT7IvgId6gXibtBqRjrO8RCG9qyj9d4x6LtCcK0gibA"}
{"text": "我不是猴子，是人类", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbsekcir0fj30ci0elq46"}
{"text": "因此，把考拉带来啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5237348"}
{"text": "现在可以偷东西了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GDwAR9myjOkJrkyvdaGja9DSvXwfwWTdjpp5hOEY21bQ1n6t7velJrj2oibNFiabAxYwO7opD4rxzQ"}
{"text": "我们是伙伴。", "question": "在搭讪的第一句话中说出最令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7331097"}
{"text": "你们这群蚂蚁快放我下来！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq7ufrdj20fv0e8110"}
{"text": "鲁班七号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BagmUyyFYxO6IpcAajFV7oqzHfzoCtyJMIvLDoJQH47jtCHmeolGuUNA"}
{"text": "什么？你输给了乌龟？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1uibkcOWX5yTedIia0AfUCBusbdufu5FBtnNicfrTZtqaOkhtpW0aFwtAQA"}
{"text": "头发。谢谢你依然坚守在我的头上。", "question": "2019 年，你想对谁说声「谢谢」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老公被老婆拒绝了，孩子和老婆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7238525"}
{"text": "漂亮的巨人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677092"}
{"text": "现场会做人工呼吸急救的居然是支萨克斯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbl5oHl8ibIvl59DPFvsd9UpUFVj2osVEUM9Fff0OUxIRmib5NJ3GtTFZg"}
{"text": "哇克！好臭啊！！！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151059"}
{"text": "我是我们家除了狗以外学历最低的。", "question": "父母是高级知识分子是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新款手机的电风扇功能实测", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "和单位同事打篮球，打完感觉还不如自己热身的运动量大。后来有一次领导没去，我感觉像和一堆 NBA 球员在打……", "question": "一个完全不运动的人和经常运动的人通常身体素质有多大的差距？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "截肢。", "question": "因为某些原因需要二十天瘦二十斤该怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汤姆还没有意识到下面没有地面的时候。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6968008"}
{"text": "「奉天承运皇帝，诏曰」是明朝朱元璋才开始使用。", "question": "有哪些我们以为是「整个中国古代」的东西，其实只是某一个朝代或者某几个朝代的特产？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就剩你没打疫苗了，一起苗苗苗苗喵", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "头文字C", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eb7z22fg03j20ai08kaax"}
{"text": "看好了 这就是我的后门", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "先去起诉奥迪吧，侵权了三倍。", "question": "如何评价香奈儿诉华为logo侵权：与其双C商标相似？法院表示双方标志半圆方向不同视觉存差异，你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唉呀，触控的主角试镜没通过，下次是白雪了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313370"}
{"text": "快点换衣服！妈妈马上就回来了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1417457"}
{"text": "泰罗「加油！加油！少年加油！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go220gcosdj30ci0el139"}
{"text": "“别进这家理发店”“快，快逃！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHfSib7QV3A0OWoIhNhfYrKFewqzfVKWl08grnKZYzh8HicVjHFrHBlpIg"}
{"text": "喂！我放在那里的奔驰车怎么了？！", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "254651"}
{"text": "一直不给上筷子", "question": null, "star": 441, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmv9uay8a5j6123123q8x02"}
{"text": "合唱比赛凯旋归来", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwg3slg8n6j20yi102b1o"}
{"text": "被说戒指藏在惊喜里，但我估计我吞下去了。", "question": null, "star": 572, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369907"}
{"text": "看来还是得增税啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337224"}
{"text": "他们一边说着如何排除地雷，一边短暂的生命消逝了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3375659"}
{"text": "面具舞。", "question": "这个假面骑士应该不会受欢迎吧，叫什么名字啊！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6517079"}
{"text": "宝宝，你的父母今天终于记起要来认领你了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjZicyClcNgRtN11gAtEdDTFcxXbhnAyX6CwibFWhcKWbYICZ9dV0jMSWA"}
{"text": "先生！我们战士全体要遵守体育精神，决不会轻易购买！", "question": "请选手宣誓。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3582889"}
{"text": "说要请客的上司没有来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHcmOu7M6GoYibMWfpRSntmmkCibzGzKm55Mj7icV5B9waC4qJyhlgic3X2Q"}
{"text": "别指指点点的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6693824"}
{"text": "分两种吧：一种是：姑娘还没撩完，已经想到结婚了孩子该怎么教育了。还有一种是：当时「哦」。第二天灵光一闪，哎呦我去昨天她是不是……", "question": "男生被撩以后，内心活动是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "普京的熊猫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448584"}
{"text": "啊，不需要购物袋", "question": null, "star": 438, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grnob72w84j611g1dyn4n02"}
{"text": "哎哟喂，我的腰啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5252953"}
{"text": "祈祷在布道过程中出现流星雨，希望布道结束。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1707107"}
{"text": "基（督）你 太 美！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVI19l1ia0NSEdHy5JQCBibqWuV4ToSdseOmVvtenb3IEnQoich31icpyPMw"}
{"text": "教我怎么用LINE", "question": "古代的人穿越时空来到了现代！古代人对现代人说出的第一句令人惊讶的话是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4145744"}
{"text": "做胸透，医生说去把上衣脱了，包括内衣。我是女生，医生是个瘦瘦的中年男人。我在 X 光室里的隔间把上衣脱个精光，思想斗争了很久，眼一闭心一横，上身赤裸裸地走出去。满脸发烫，心里一直默念，「这是配合检查这是配合检查。」然后就听医生一声尖叫：「你怎么就这样出来了！！！」我回头瞄了一眼才发现隔间里挂着一件宽松的检查服（不知道学名叫什么）。……不知道为何我的胸部走光尖叫的是医生。", "question": "大家遇到过最尴尬的事情都是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好厉害！", "question": "能否请你尽量简洁地介绍一下你推荐的深夜动画？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "2647997"}
{"text": "自己动手做", "question": "把一个知名角色的名字改一下，试着弱化看看。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6792041"}
{"text": "大兄弟，你裤子掉啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XE8P3IGKHD9EKXnguib5dmnXgkCwxuRqFGmtibDuXbYruictsQVwMGqz6YA"}
{"text": "爷爷嘴对嘴喂给我的粥里有个硬东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqy8chhc38j209z09labz"}
{"text": "热血高校", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "牙疼得发抖。", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 31, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "可以是，从精卵结合那一刻算起叫虚岁。", "question": "为什么计算年龄的起点不是从精卵结合那一刻算起？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还有三分钟就要打喷嚏了。", "question": "请你写一首不怎么样的俳句。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5122634"}
{"text": "吃个饭你的手也不闲着！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVia87wGMzbpxqxPiafF0pHL9wmH0oWjZUIoyvnzBO1Csb9Ey2HhVya0pw"}
{"text": "坏水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7VR79QO29E0fT3picOpSX4hgACj29Zes9WB8QddD6d0pk1qAZ18kP7Cg"}
{"text": "选几号约会呢", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g14ve0c7ywj20yi17m1j4"}
{"text": "男女公共浴室的帘子换一下。", "question": "请问如果误入了女浴池应该怎么办？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855021"}
{"text": "妈妈突然回来了，赶紧强制退出游戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaibaXaT59eEjFCdarSTiaDMPBWBpNwWrQm2pDiaEZUibwrwZI0MBDgcnSLQ"}
{"text": "你好，我妈睡了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwg3t8uex4j20yi183kjl"}
{"text": "每次捡回来的东西都不是扔出去的那个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpluuxz604j30ci0elwne"}
{"text": "厕所隔断突然消失", "question": null, "star": 320, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc20n34hwgj614018xgr902"}
{"text": "毫无疑问，你们当中有人无视上级在家待命的指示去夏威更度假了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2Cccv4kiavAeJRb7s5s0ichkL7jbKfiaMOvHPJbPTWQd3K43lwF1TsR6t0HjHXEofATlricvw4l2ic6Q"}
{"text": "弹药都用完后的毒圈内", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQd6HXjZrSDziboVD3BCKMocwVFiaon09vibtcy6pyBTVWIzuoNpXe2y4e7A"}
{"text": "昨晚女朋友亲戚来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRr1WlfQxwibwdseeHjv9DK0vdBCNgHAZXBFon7MIvdo5ffia5hEibicfDovA"}
{"text": "无论如何，你都没有承诺会打出全垒打。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6097823"}
{"text": "很正常啊，记住一点就好了，如果自己有特别偏的爱好，或者在某一方面的认识比常人要深一点的领域，最好不要主动与人分享。音乐品味如果上升到划分群体，阶层，或者影响人际关系，只能说明你很在意这个音乐品味带来的附加值了。我周围的朋友肯定也觉得我的歌难听，我每次 KTV 都害怕朋友点唱《伤不起》，相当无语。我才不会唱呢！", "question": "为什么周围朋友都觉得万能青年旅店难听？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "400 Bad Request,401 Unauthorized502 Bad Gateway,403 Forbidden,503 Service Unavailable,301 Move Permanently,404 Not Found.", "question": "用诗句的形式描述下你的现男友（女友）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隆冬外科医生该收敛点了。", "question": "请创作一个七言的回文诗。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7164388"}
{"text": "不要说话我看见了一个白色海胆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0QmC8p5NslhjkM1iarPaGXMVEH71wbNPia3tCqKQvwvGtwjibjr3klU0YQ"}
{"text": "寒假的写作作业主题是“今年我想改进自己的这个方面”。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "207511"}
{"text": "因为金斧头银斧头被河神送人了，河神的妻子大发雷霆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHPtfXDFHjcX1qXCrqBjaQZXjSPHNr8AYglXK9WYwjwD0PJ3jHoQYArA"}
{"text": "第一百天", "question": null, "star": 1502, "type": "I2T", "image": "5089026"}
{"text": "精心培育的几颗多肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9iaK2HpvI9aqtBlYxJbWTvFnTN566XHibkdE6xjsVvYrlqbvxFDIia6Oow"}
{"text": "赛场不可以带苹果进来吃！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9EuY4JUP65ndica2joAUdJuQthmjicM1wdIQoFvXOcXa92SfOKEfagJN5Q"}
{"text": "不，因果倒置了。实际因为他们长得很难看，所以只能在深海里了。", "question": "为什么深海里的鱼都长得那么特别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有半边脸的", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "平时在班里最没存在感的山下与山田扭打在了一起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt9n356i2bj30ci0elmyz"}
{"text": "……你没吃饭吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kqvNBTWia13AGgjE2tJcxUVS1Yolic2Cz9nFmOCez0D9a8B2Ba1J92FTQ"}
{"text": "妈妈刚拖好地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibXtU8eYhkS20A6jHt44Wp1a8uNBtrpBUQj06ZseSHuCia2uHOq7tWCvA"}
{"text": "在路边放一个装满水的杯子，人们会喝吗？不会喝吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1368449"}
{"text": "（绝对不能让他们知道我的指挥棒忘在家里了）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1qf8hLWKPLYqicsbEwlnPSppnTicpuNOh1ibEtJibWRj0wyJuwAMWMg3wXg"}
{"text": "为什么陨石总是砸到陨石坑里？", "question": "上帝为什么选择犹太人为世界之主？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么又掉进去我拉屎的地方了", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "我看到了一个钱包掉了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135764"}
{"text": "柯南都是他儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfxj9smwxmj30ci0elgn7"}
{"text": "但是但是但是但是，那没关系。", "question": "哎呀，糟糕了，我完全搞砸了。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793246"}
{"text": "明天天气怎么样啊？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6893465"}
{"text": "领导在给我讲话的时候", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "小时候。我妈问我，爸在哪？我说跟婶婶睡觉呢。", "question": "爸爸或妈妈是双胞胎是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "踩到了水下的肥皂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elpsf0t6a2j20bb08ogmp"}
{"text": "大哥哥不是这个，而是碰巧猜中的，所以就这样继续推理吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1083431"}
{"text": "中田敦彦：“这就是我的绝招！完美人类啊啊啊啊啊！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2036334"}
{"text": "加入草帽一伙是不可能的啦！已经有两个人了嘛！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6601979"}
{"text": "只听你说愿望，不会帮你实现。", "question": "收集七个龙珠后，神龙会做什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5462956"}
{"text": "饲养员被叫做“妈妈”。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "5045775"}
{"text": "说过了不要趁睡觉的时候在我脸上画东西！", "question": null, "star": 148, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "一查视力就兴奋的大叔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea6mjg8n6vj20ay0a2my9"}
{"text": "与缪斯合作了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3636780"}
{"text": "「对，我受到了职权骚扰他老是无故把球扔出去叫我去捡#为保护当事狗隐私，已打码#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpdsk7j3otj30ci0elgpk"}
{"text": "大致保存了一下。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6362409"}
{"text": "都别脱了，这腰带不是送给穿的最少的", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "我只是说热中症，听起来像是在亲吻。", "question": null, "star": 601, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305375"}
{"text": "如上所示，即便是专家也很难捕捉到野生非洲大笼子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grb39itobbj30ci0elgtl"}
{"text": "她哭着和他争吵后跑出去，我追了上去并超过了她。", "question": null, "star": 1499, "type": "I2T", "image": "6982362"}
{"text": "因为没有人来捡我，所以我自己去被捡了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3888033"}
{"text": "需要小的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5567087"}
{"text": "这该不会是你 C 语言老师留的作业吧，你现在在这里骗答案？", "question": "男友让我打十万个「对不起」，汉字标上多少遍。如何快速实现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不一定只有学生害怕上解剖课", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "比惨是一件非常无聊的事，甚至比炫富更无聊。因为一个人炫富，至少他本人有钱，并不是人人都能做到，炫富是一个成本高昂的事。比惨根本不需要成本，九零年的满世界都是，你张口说你穷屌丝，他说他残疾，非洲兄弟说我们全村艾滋，叙利亚难民说别烦我我特么正逃难呢，蛇头的船快翻了老子还得横渡地中海！", "question": "90 年前后出生的人现状如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乙姬娘娘的盛宴结束了，鱼和比目鱼都吃光了。", "question": "请把这个故事讲完。", "star": 48, "type": "T2T", "image": "6791241"}
{"text": "虽然离得这么近，但却完全不把我放进圈子里。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522770"}
{"text": "突然想起来有一次去水果店买水果，挑了一些后问店员：「你们这儿猕猴桃在哪，我找不到。」她说：「我们这没猕猴桃，昨天都已经下架完了。」还不等我说话又接着说：「不过有从新西兰采摘过来的奇异果，和猕猴桃口味差不多。」（我是真没听过这玩意儿）然后我就拿过来看了看，怎么看这都和猕猴桃大差不差啊。我就问她：「你这不就是猕猴桃吗？」店员：「这真是进口的奇异果，只不过和猕猴桃有点像，20 元一个一盒 6 个，现在我们店做活动，买五送一，100 块就能买 6 个奇异果还是挺划算的。」我：「可是你这个盒子上都写着湖北宜昌产的，和新西兰又有啥关系。」最后她笑了，我也笑了………", "question": "网传一女子逛商场遭遇各种「刺客」，6 颗话梅 128 元，2 个桃子 92 元，如何看待这一现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拔掉主人的氧气机", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "美团铁骑？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "我们给您唱个曲儿，你让你爸付赎金的时候给个好评呗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9T4qicnbXPMiaJwtzdEJfMpADm0IRubecHj7hU9PbdUlrq5KsXVDYOdmYQ"}
{"text": "不要试图去拉一个蹲着的男孩子，他只是硬了而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSLM4d9WxU7CRwPPkFF47H7n8wcqtERkIibEHlf7wHQcMXd1UopEKPAA2yr4ibfrLcficseA9gLtoJA"}
{"text": "给我一把琵琶。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337462"}
{"text": "他最近老说“你试试进电饭煲里看看？”肯定是在外面偷吃别的东西了...。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1422041"}
{"text": "莱特兄弟", "question": "在飞机头等舱，坐过你旁边的最著名的人是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我说柯南啊自从你出现在这条街我们已经连上185天班了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyj9a80rs7j30ci0el41y"}
{"text": "当年夺门而出的室友被找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamuibZ0mse0fcBRLc4ibvA4Hj7O4SicZDSOPOPVbYrNwegjDVbSaddd6Weg"}
{"text": "“我爸妈现在不在家”", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "我的房间的门也有。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7032823"}
{"text": "警官，如果我说我才是报警那个你信吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3LE1sicNhQj2ABNZNCSBoKic80Kx53teehCweiaPvPX1zmnboBvBzVvrZg"}
{"text": "回去时，可以我开车吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ppoo1kamj30ci0el0xl"}
{"text": "雇保姆之后的好处1、家里边干净了2、省下了很多时间3我和洗洁精都刚好用完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWRO9l2lKtDk35CyUFOBhLVJJJgdG5vYD5uLdXh1r1uxEnQGgGzx2Ujg"}
{"text": "因为是狗，所以不能像机器猫那样戴上铃铛吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "822338"}
{"text": "请犯罪嫌疑人在犯罪前到公安机关报备一下，要犯什么罪，大致造成多少人员受伤 / 死亡，事主财产损失多少，侵财类案件需要多少时候挥霍非法所得，安排后事天数，最后请电话联系 110，报出自己所在准确位置，看到警车后自行上车，坐后排中间位置，给自己带上手铐，到达讯问室后如实供诉自己的犯罪事实，并制作笔录签字捺印～有没有很人性化！", "question": "警察逮捕嫌犯之前，能不能先给嫌犯一定的时间，安排好自己家里的事情，然后再逮捕他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师我真没嚼口香糖！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es3yl2yup6j208v0awdh8"}
{"text": "出现无法击倒的敌人，所以要找警察帮忙。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5240144"}
{"text": "先生要来了哦~", "question": "请告诉我教室走廊最前面坐着的人有哪些习惯。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3647844"}
{"text": "挂票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "预计晚5分钟到。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "3788481"}
{"text": "我对规定感到不安。", "question": "请问你失眠的原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464550"}
{"text": "作息规律", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HCAyQ6cXGqBRH9glVlibJHswCImF5T8nE2DV64URGTiaKQL41hraVabVQ"}
{"text": "下载APP也很麻烦。", "question": "和2C版本相比，在用手机应用版本进行打诨时感到不方便的地方。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2777071"}
{"text": "嗯……高烧耶，那就去医务室门口罚站吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnwSarMoylfntby2LkYiaZagmQNnSvgbQTQUDoKkN25SamQuiasKiaThibSvQ"}
{"text": "关掉 BGM。", "question": "你的中二病是怎么好的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个人偷偷跑去那种店」后尴尬地发现兄弟都在", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h46qnbu43ej30ci0el75g"}
{"text": "我赌你的枪里没有子弹", "question": "如何在十个字以内描述出非常危险的场景？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才瓣面包手滑了给了狗狗一肘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63p0hyTiaxqkWcOrhsYPkPcqTfOunPNLXoLBFoIeEhecyZFLicve9fx5faA"}
{"text": "取到登机牌后，即使不发朋友圈，也是可以坐飞机的。", "question": "你知道的最冷的冷知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没时间解释了！快上来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8jyazqlm1j30ci0eltab"}
{"text": "爱一个人很简单，只是晚安之后，还是想说晚安。", "question": "什么是爱？爱一个人是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃回旋寿司坐在了下游", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HurZT68InS7rc8srrYNZ0kDXYQkx6udVJuHCGvG715kaASvTbULcDpiasDaAt4VFuNv05m1SwsY0g"}
{"text": "恶棍律师组合", "question": "主人公的标志性台词就是“我一定要诉说出来！” 结果如何呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6927427"}
{"text": "洗澡的时候，突然瞥见手腕上的银镯子变黑了。脑海中闪过的第一个念头就是……卧糟坏了，这水有毒！然后一猛子拉着我还满身泡沫的舍友在大家惊诧的眼光中咔咔往外跑……跑出浴室后，看着一脸懵逼的舍友，还有手中的硫磺皂……突然意识到……这是起化学反应了硫化银它沉淀啊……", "question": "你有哪些「当时我就懵逼了」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑色", "question": "把寿司配料的名字念出来，你会觉得惋惜。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7321524"}
{"text": "老师！紫薇想上黑板做题！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuhJtviadEmwC4jq7DfA690fWz1He0PHibKjJQpKY3wJQgbia3ZFcxITJrw"}
{"text": "那兔子就要滑倒惹～", "question": "有没有可能给月球表面都打上蜡，变成一个光溜溜的圆球？如果将其表面都打上蜡，大概需要多少蜡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个主要取决于日本什么时候真正开始检测。", "question": "为什么韩国的新冠肺炎疫情要比日本严重？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一百招，出来吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175725"}
{"text": "当初不敢踩死的蟑螂来报恩了！！！", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "尺寸变了就退回来吧。", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "你知道世界上有多少黑衣人吗？35亿！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfhc4roaydj30ci0elq6z"}
{"text": "通过协商避免了战斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hib71i1fnfj30ci0el0xz"}
{"text": "这就是海带的家。", "question": "我购房的首日就发现了最糟糕的事实。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6110841"}
{"text": "爷爷奶奶，我吃不。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTbojhIlvDc4JjWgrwbZlwicZKf86TOwtRVYZ84Qyqs97PqEGP91A1trw"}
{"text": "居然有分歧，看来你确实想看电影...", "question": "约妹子看电影时对影片的选择有分歧，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "指纹识别是不是主人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcb8l5ovxxj30ci0elwje"}
{"text": "“已经过了折腾这些的年龄”", "question": "iOS 不越狱的理由有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "五个暖味对象送来的电影票是同一场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADchVw7WzTIru85g0ZSHl1mdOoHrJQYybOnmP3gqhee3vxRLU92wvHNOg"}
{"text": "其他都还好。麻醉师我也接受，麻师真的不能忍。有次妇产科的一个下级这么喊我：「麻师 松！」我真的怒由心生。我说：「产婆你说啥？？！」她立刻抬起头瞪了我一眼。", "question": "怎样激怒一个麻醉医生?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然想玩曲棍球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1caF1CtrsDODvUdt3ODtUjeuuJl50x0ryCibqUdCX6NvCNGcFibqtzqGg"}
{"text": "「你的工作做得很好，数据也很严谨很能说明问题，我们本应该给你发表。但是，我们杂志以前找你们学校的老师给我们审稿给我们写意见等你们老师都不干，所以，我们才不要发表你们的论文呢！」这是真实发生在我一基友的师兄身上的故事。", "question": "在学术论文投稿时你遇到过最奇葩的审稿意见是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游戏无法启动。", "question": "太新颖的游戏规则让人难以适应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6819224"}
{"text": "看完《萤火虫之墓》后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9xn6y4ym4j30ci0elta1"}
{"text": "鼠山庄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicATYzuzyPuqpyFpwndpse6cVTZamevDeCR3hGNfmlbZiaUsunT5Sibsxrg"}
{"text": "满分200分的考试。", "question": "每次考试都能得100分的铃木太郎，他最不擅长的是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6843312"}
{"text": "其他人的都穿上的话会比较热 ", "question": "一个女生借我的球服穿是什么意思，其他人的球服只是看看。我的她就穿上了。？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胃灼热时的胃部状态。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6842308"}
{"text": "用拟声词哼唱星星的背景音乐。", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "系上领带。", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "「这是从谈恋爱的时候就开始存的头皮屑「哇啊啊，这可真多呢」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricN2EIvdzVsicWFtDFLHcS2o8XtBluNtl16Rd8RFdNxXeKQeU4KXwibIO4Q"}
{"text": "我也是从高二开始想解决，那大概是七年前了。", "question": "是什么一下子结束了你的长期拖延？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看准时机打蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricN03HZfWG4z4KiaZdf710N6lHpAfX1gFAG3TWAicA4l3vAWWFDkP54AzrA"}
{"text": "“这个铁观音怎么泡不开啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHYZELb9bXal9zyFZxP5YAQdyRFxKkCqViaVEneQlh3zYwYghqbvxwM8A"}
{"text": "两个人被困荒岛几个月，一筹莫展时偶然发现一艘船，惊呼道：终于找到柴火烧了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03t9htNNjwcWrfQW2iaJM8OvQcAAdtEAFrr8tMC1n9BIASoiaVTg2hCoqFQ"}
{"text": "大学毕业论文标题。", "question": "有哪些外行看上去很高大上，但在内行眼里 low 得不行的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不小心踩坏了她的口红后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyic5xVja9ic5n6NF6r2a3rSTK7X5cHWfic1q9KtaVBoTdfPumV9iamzWviatQ"}
{"text": "结婚吧。", "question": "在人生的道路上，可能会用到五次左右的词语。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5996952"}
{"text": "看我不揍扁你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h313x6gtcfj30ci0elaeb"}
{"text": "机器人朋克", "question": "害虫不如人类，但比人类低级。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3093928"}
{"text": "先买一艘宇宙飞船。", "question": "如何追巨蟹座的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "头又痒又想上厕所地面又烫还有人来问路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3Fza3pQVEIemMjbaOLVXYYrkSzdHgW4Qv48ibraa2HiashKcdDibcyws3w"}
{"text": "陪尿急的大雄上厕所突然吹起口哨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPK82tI7sgnnhOOAck6FT0ibwAp5S2k8ZhXnQWgfM7jLy041HaY6cn1Sw"}
{"text": "我开了个玩笑参加了「抽选一名赠送50米佛像」的活动，本以为是假的，但收到中奖邮件后发现是真的，而且它离我家越来越近了。", "question": null, "star": 4485, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499990"}
{"text": "如果没有口罩，那就只能用这个代替了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5012854"}
{"text": "空气净化器", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "永泽君家失火时流行的舞蹈", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7143443"}
{"text": "小玉真是的！又脱完衣服到处扔！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eiceye6gu4j20960cm753"}
{"text": "这首歌真不好听~", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "进京赶烤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADc6MEWQjvxCW0RVb3LpDBe6bnIlknwIVgetnOGM4kicOzem7PfmOEOgPQ"}
{"text": "有没有谁露内裤了呢……有了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib91TP4zZZ8ibs8yFcv6uhQRoRQRwy2iazdRcqzX08O94zFkicODUSkjudYA"}
{"text": "『你其实……是条狗！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h14uqwhe14j30ci0eltch"}
{"text": "第八十天连续出勤。", "question": null, "star": 479, "type": "I2T", "image": "6643658"}
{"text": "后面的那个叫水崎的人说要发传真……大白天的，行吗? 而且还是复数形式……他究竟想干多少次啊?", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "93988"}
{"text": "保安知道我在医院上班。连续测了好几天体温了，有一天他忽然问我正常体温是多少。", "question": "在小区测体温，你有过什么奇葩体验吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "作为你的赞助商，要求你出席一些广告活动，拿了赞助的你，是没有办法不去的。", "question": "考上大学不想请大学酒，但爸妈一定要请怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我实在没钱买下你，这次先买一半", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY32R5kkNUsUym0Z6khK9uHCMiaaTsFZphaGq5KAP3iaYCvttZgic0yveDIQ"}
{"text": "再见了，渡边君！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4129538"}
{"text": "哎！快看阿伟性侵犯的嫌疑人肖像公布了诶！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "导师眼中的我的论文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMj1OicY6riakibJWYysp2OJO6YI0vM8exI4NjHZvwMgicBSXsqfjzR3ibW8YQ"}
{"text": "过度使用MOD会导致程序出错。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5704259"}
{"text": "世界上最长的滑梯出来时已长成大人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mkIAEbj1qbV4jYgLtY7jicleLmTjQlZJGxdNO2QHwhdBbGWOTQ5ibCPS6Q"}
{"text": "听实习单位的一个同事说的。他女儿三岁半，小名妞妞。有天晚上他俩玩角色互换游戏，就是同事假装是女儿，他女儿假装是爸爸。同事躺在地板上，故意说：「妞妞要爸爸亲亲抱抱才起来！」妞妞很冷漠地：「妞妞，你过分了。」说完头也不回地走掉了。同事说起这件事情的时候还是一脸苦涩……", "question": "你见过哪些不按套路出牌的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们有一次盘医疗器械，我分的是夜壶之类的搪瓷器具。某同事分的是牙，没错，就是一颗一颗的牙齿……蛋碎了一地的说。", "question": "在审计过程中，你盘点过最奇葩的资产是什么？最后是如何盘点的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑底白花和白底黑花终于打起来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "《刑法》", "question": "有介绍人们从古到今是怎样挣钱的书籍吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在主人最喜欢的衬衫上拉屎了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3874554"}
{"text": "“关羽关在哪里？” 刘备问道。", "question": "妙蛙种子妙在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看起来像要洗的衣服对吧？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003560"}
{"text": "在我……死前……的……五……分……钟……我……正在……摘……一……个……红彤……彤……的……果……子……我听……到……我……妈……妈……说：「吃~~~」我咽……下……时……又听……到……她……说：「不……得……啊……」——《小树懒之卒》", "question": "用「我死前的五分钟」做开头，能写出怎样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妻子回家。", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "快看这边，皮卡丘...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6524286"}
{"text": "边大便边爬山，还不忘给别人指路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WemN12bh1H3dHFrorzUXQO6I5AjC5LmyxDqJLpqGFqxcOvd07UNPCdg"}
{"text": "足球的胜负什么的都无所谓，给我一个大章鱼烧吧！", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6820694"}
{"text": "滴滴司机显示到了啊", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "鸡蛋孵出来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348682"}
{"text": "干嘛又要把保鲜膜重新卷起来？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0qqr4gM6uaDmBr9FEJgIP8zn6YGwbliaYOiaJgTL4DVY2zB7nyV5mAlHA"}
{"text": "只有一部手机看电影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRruKdKJicdxibgK5Sf6r7ib627aMLUUNXfykUCTTjEGwzm8RL0q7IcP0wow"}
{"text": "年轻时皮肤白白的吗？", "question": "公崎繁二郎看起来很强壮，但实际上很冷淡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7227279"}
{"text": "用Bbox给悟空和弗利萨的战斗增加气氛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1er9l8l5kwkj209c0afac9"}
{"text": "克隆", "question": "请不要添加一个字破坏它。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7252220"}
{"text": "先不说预防接种的事吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4511008"}
{"text": "喂——出来——真的喊出了东西", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "强火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR2jcl5j0yAjFzWkSP4nDEoF6t1mekhhicau4icDz7Ddh2sv9SuKzn6ZjYA"}
{"text": "残酷的排序", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1udR4e8JYO39iaebJjibxJsygtmP360AlGIThAQpsz7iaa7cHkicW7LkrlQA"}
{"text": "别动！你有根白头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VjHB8cwAlkicStfcDfqUV4PGickRck5s3jbv7vP546B8mibGFkPd2PbIVw"}
{"text": "能借我睡衣吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212397"}
{"text": "“从18层地狱里逃出来了”", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "在服务区上厕所时车开走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx1p5h0q5mj30ci0el41z"}
{"text": "冷不丁给了精灵球一个耳光", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MZS3r0BCOW0AgMquQjBgTw8ICcFTNc9ceicBICYCRCwf0vg6QR20h6WQ"}
{"text": "受到惊吓的人类通常会站起来张开双臂", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "被雨伞的失主发现后立马开溜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnua0s16yaj30ci0el0we"}
{"text": "想开除一个员工。遂发起对话如下：「你明天不用来上班了！」「哦，好。」第二天就没有来了。结果，第三天又来上班了。", "question": "跟情商低的人聊天是一种怎么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在监控摄像头前看影像的人被逗笑了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2690550"}
{"text": "妹子买了台神舟电脑。", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为小蓝的妈妈来参观，所以他今天是主角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyoUoeyNUe0PybtwiaV1iawBekJib7e6uRjz8wfuUBTICFInW7stK2icKUrQ"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈嘎，我同学，他爸以前也是开飞机的，他说他小时候最烦坐他爸的车，因为他爸抓着圆形方向盘，到路口转弯的时候总是不自觉的身体先往左或者往右大幅度靠，弄得他老是以为快要撞到什么东西他爸要跳车先走。", "question": "飞行员下地开车会不会觉得很慢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可不能让他们抢到我新买的限量版帽子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "这次家族旅行你们开心吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1856282"}
{"text": "第1话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W1HvEnkY8fhS8L2r3xaYwA7FoibOoxNNPtnticCIWGF8IcHzCo8ibeaWXw"}
{"text": "工作不是选的，是被选择的。只是我刚好没有被选中的故事。", "question": "请给我找一个借口，说得像名言一样。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1621988"}
{"text": "一不小心只把上半身抱起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ia3nrYBzLOULx2PibHsuGHsMlXu50Yic1m6wbUqqLz9dq63Ab8nOYCia2Tw"}
{"text": "家长会，家长都睡着了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "妈妈说刚买回来的苹果要先洗一下", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "从头再来，先把困难解决了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4852332"}
{"text": "和桂马一起走真开心！", "question": "我觉得他绝对喜欢下象棋，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6807438"}
{"text": "2号和4号亲嘴", "question": null, "star": 260, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go975fs0h5j60zg1ba10w02"}
{"text": "偶尔外出就餐也不错啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6620910"}
{"text": "下次要放火烧稻草人之家！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2151637"}
{"text": "割稻谷。", "question": "拉面的珍珠完全新的取出方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3414021"}
{"text": "豆腐店的车漂移。", "question": "虽然只是个路人甲，但是我想在《Extras D》中留下一些痕迹，应该怎么做呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2003003"}
{"text": "已经开始研究咖喱是否真的是饮料了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038416"}
{"text": "口臭的范围是平时的两倍。", "question": "抽奖的失败框里好像能抽到1次10日元的几率。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5781865"}
{"text": "银行被袭击了，现在！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1881390"}
{"text": "主人！猫把花并", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gds3okk964j211s168dmg"}
{"text": "你知道嘴里有多少根牙吗？", "question": "连续吃365天的拉面会发生什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3750406"}
{"text": "来个电话全家都响了起来。", "question": "家里所有有关产品都用苹果产品是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "绊到东西即将摔倒", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "宋丹丹经常有高超的临场发挥，脱离了剧本却又显得更真实可信。比如，在刚播完的《我的岳父会武术》中，和宋搭档的倪大红按照剧本来演，要给宋下跪。这当然有点过，宋随口说：「起来吧，起来吧，让人看见跟拍电影似的，多不好！」简直是化腐朽为神奇的神来之笔。另外，京剧中的插科打诨也很符合题主的意思。比如我 2 号晚上看的《锁麟囊》，「三让椅」一折中丫鬟给薛妈搬椅子，嘴里嘟囔：「这世道变化快，不是我不明白。」这句基本还算在剧本以内，下一句就完全是现挂：「雾霾天、雾霾天，您还巴巴地上剧院！」说到这里，把椅子往台上一跺，满场喝彩。", "question": "有哪些瞬间让你感觉演员没有按照剧本演戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "植物大战僵户房间视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmiagC2cefm3mYQtpFicBiabhaOicUTrvhCsxOGlmNMkP1bIcTA3Lo2u2uKBg"}
{"text": "蚊香识女人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIOCYaDBicEEcbockBrFPIkmENumwlTLT4FQpfeWzgPl0fIZjYm7nIABg"}
{"text": "喂，KABA酱你在拍什么啊，哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484998"}
{"text": "波吉王子和绿色小鸡", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "啦啦啦，白费力气～", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6523926"}
{"text": "他在想“回家让你妈妈去给你买……” ，真的，男人就这么简单", "question": "男友说「回家让你妈妈去给你买……」，他在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快一点 绿灯还有三秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "刮胡子前。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6348060"}
{"text": "晾在外面的外套进入大气层时烧着了", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn3axc4l76j610i14hqak02"}
{"text": "想从这过去，打倒我再说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hevrrrujsij30ci0elwfs"}
{"text": "小便困难治疗现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7df5g1Lm3UJeYcIHsJ2Q54IjseIqpYKN0cYQice1bua1pvNJWcBXBRdg"}
{"text": "洗澡的时候肚子不舒服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4GEJAAia1t5ZZiaH2DKU4D2tykWRUWeFxK2PKicNr8LicQ9MhibahDLWo97g"}
{"text": "擦。羊不是织的。谢谢。", "question": "羊毛衫会缩水，那么绵羊洗澡之后会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在俱乐部向女孩搭讪并问她的邮编。", "question": "帅的人就可以稍微犯点小错误，告诉我极限在哪里。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "4130688"}
{"text": "10个黄狗，2个黑狗", "question": null, "star": 138, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "你刚才去了摩斯汉堡吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175580"}
{"text": "因为借了两本《烦恼减半的书》，所以烦恼消失了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5991094"}
{"text": "周围的女性的怨恨和争吵。", "question": "姐妹俩在百元店买的东西。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5119705"}
{"text": "总是被哆啦A梦牵着走。", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "会开飞机的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqht5ezg9bj30ci0eljs8"}
{"text": "小泉正在收拾衣柜，却被志明身上奇怪的虫子吓了一跳。", "question": null, "star": 234, "type": "I2T", "image": "1855800"}
{"text": "当周围的人都开始时空传送后", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "狸猫换太子，天子从此不上朝[最右]", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "唔…… 这么说来他家超生了呃……", "question": "治疗多重人格障碍算是谋杀么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "关键时刻突然贫血", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h95kj43rixj30ci0elwhz"}
{"text": "丁字裤买大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uS5CQTc0aMCK95N4hDXRhc0EUr7a6ricUsJibq6Mkv98RenI4fQqZhpMA"}
{"text": "对方都是男性。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "怎么可能没事呢？！我这可是白十恤！", "question": null, "star": 400, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqzj7bygnyj611p19cthm02"}
{"text": "你不是说不准碰吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6739926"}
{"text": "她不喜欢你的时候，智商自然就高起来了。", "question": "如何提高女朋友的智商？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们在《情热大陆》节目中播放了这样一句话：“虽然是米其林的人带我们去了厨房，但是却把我们当成了轮胎工厂的慰问旅行啊！而且你们还说擅长烹饪呢！”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6966052"}
{"text": "和你们这些人不一样。我爸妈活到四五十岁，直到送我上大学的那天，才第一次跨进大学的校门。那天他们都很激动。我妈：「这是我第一次吃大学食堂的饭！」我爸：「这是我第一次进大学宿舍！」我妈白他一眼：「而且还是女生宿舍！」", "question": "为什么大学一开学会有很多家长送孩子去学校？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "随地大小便", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "女朋友边跑步边发语音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHaPWgiaQtwbRarL5Q6hicMlN0vYicIchW1OlrzDzA0t3c7noibDl2k4wgYA"}
{"text": "汤婆婆说：“是叫斯内夫吗？真是个奢侈的名字啊。从今天开始，你的名字就叫丈夫了。”", "question": "男人的悲剧是什么？", "star": 2114, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572120"}
{"text": "不管老婆说什么都提前做好了鼓掌的准备，结果她说她出轨了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkibN1YddEGZeMk6X2GYtwmzA5NOAXqkOzSWicW2v37szAGC7FINxLwPxA"}
{"text": "鹤翼阵的攻略", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "这样说也没用，我又不是小兔。", "question": "你明白了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3515865"}
{"text": "奥特曼的后代", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3395537"}
{"text": "你说过你讨厌快闪的吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5599910"}
{"text": "刚才用手机照相不小心拍到了手机链", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb4i1rhhnmj20av0af0tg"}
{"text": "牛顿吧，听着就像个热爱自然科学的大神棍。", "question": "什么名能拯救牛这个姓氏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "窗外的麻雀，在电线杆上多嘴。", "question": "你最想用哪句杰伦的歌词，表达对「周杰伦结婚了」的感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是不是腮红涂太多了？", "question": "一个男生管你叫皮卡丘是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赛亚人孙悟空", "question": "把动漫角色的名字改得土气一点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5434508"}
{"text": "金属对我过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHS6cgZSic0sziaosib6sK8CUTdaseyIEIXUdia596DRVoOmx7iaDH4Q7ptRbQ"}
{"text": "禁用智能设备的刑罚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUy4JqKYPL7JIx3Dq6ED4F3ibuFAHrN6MCTXoqsYrx3WFicsicKHLuKq29sQ"}
{"text": "试探洗澡水温", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOP8Xr9RdmqXvIJxZHemoCmGVJOFdFJffvxYR8ciaU6qcemAh7giajEcVwA"}
{"text": "果然在德军设施三米之内找到了备用零件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqdV13xHqWoocotYgURfiaVePAHhgDxjakxmdMxvFK6ialvQshQlXkPibZA"}
{"text": "打架同学的双方家长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLepDUlcF4zA1COFLQ2akTJtpzOicwHmibe3mS1iaJlRXuK8UnZxfibKw9wg"}
{"text": "我想吃荞麦面。", "question": "只听我爱你就能让人变得强大吗？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2106887"}
{"text": "他想跟我们抢奶吃", "question": null, "star": 354, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glt6t3qrf8j614y1cfna302"}
{"text": "这就是人类为了能够用两条腿走路而拼命进化的结果。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582586"}
{"text": "把 mortality（死亡率）误看作 morality（道德观）了吧……", "question": "06 年印刷版《全球通史》下第 501 页 「在 19 世纪后期，由于西欧婴儿道德观的急剧衰落……」中的婴儿道德观指什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "联谊对象全是男的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtktg73v94j30ci0elgq5"}
{"text": "不同意这种说法。中国人才是最开放的。有空你看看社会新闻，别看欧美大片。", "question": "为何欧美人在性观念上比亚洲人更开放？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想说“8”又怕被室友占便宜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjCUj84u9qkLBk7YsAwuaZXyzq6v0RYSfOc7OACCjWPZtMic1eoTDKQicA"}
{"text": "暑假最后一天在废纸堆里翻出了一笔没动的暑假作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcVjpKXa61NB5kmX8P6waIaox9gQBuwagLs4L8uP2q9Oq6HPTfxw6bicg"}
{"text": "我从未在殿堂内因糊涂而大笑过。", "question": "那没什么好骄傲的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366500"}
{"text": "唉，我有一个高中同学就是这么跑的，他跑了两年我们议论了两年。他大概就是雏形阶段的死宅男了，脑补一下男子体育 1500 考核的时候这个甩飞机似的跑法就觉得蛋疼，事实证明真的不快，最少他不快。高三他开始玩魔兽之后转职伊利丹式的跑法了，同学间都深深引以为憾，觉得还是火影式好一点", "question": "《火影忍者》里的跑步姿势，能跑快吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "活动领到限时道具的免费玩家和付费玩家相遇了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUeIJ66Sjz7c3m0r9Mic1yOhSheulul2IE7LSEG6WoVJEic5gJicJJDorwTHicMPMGF6TicQrmgO4MnKQ"}
{"text": "土间埋", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "会抠图但只会用勾线笔擦多余部分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicicQQ4Ln6bxndZf2ibhO8Hc9R9XsALcJH8icwFIcnCtFibUtRQribo8Mj4Cw"}
{"text": "从早上就开始下起了小雨。", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "太郎，在外面等我哦。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386694"}
{"text": "我妈有两个同事都有点结巴。他们第一次见面工作对接，都以为对方在学自己，最后不欢而散。", "question": "你亲身经历过哪些听起来像段子一样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿嘿，小腰精", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVW8DrhbIyIfFl1HzI7eZeCBW1OXP3Z9cyiapUQu8xFaLG415Oy5SeVeMA"}
{"text": "传统声乐路过，三个男高两个男中一起去唱，话筒从头到尾没用过，合唱《儿行千里》的时候把旁边的大叔大妈吸引过来听，一个大包最后挤了 20 多人在门口听，好多年纪大的人还都听哭了……最后好多人给钱送饮料果盘什么的……那酸爽……", "question": "歌手们在一起唱 KTV 是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊猫和那家伙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6365514"}
{"text": "说要教我们学飞的老妈起飞2秒后被鹰财走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxdld58135j30ci0eldk2"}
{"text": "“再五一出门我就是狗！！！”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "萝莉控", "question": "试着在Pokemon的名字后面加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139642"}
{"text": "通过在履历表上贴出这张脸的照片，约翰·约翰逊能够更容易地被录用。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4667843"}
{"text": "被人说因为被大量点赞就登上排行榜很无聊，没动力了。", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 139, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "三分钟升天", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4732556"}
{"text": "明白了，就当没说过吧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134984"}
{"text": "这是恐怖谷吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6039096"}
{"text": "该死，今天还是减肥餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tlbo1h6GnlBZxNAeicAbxcmP9oDwlGGsm0b6c4ibeYdhMKgkyEVcdk6Lg"}
{"text": "「这是假的。」「真的假的？」「真的。」「到底真的假的？」「真的是假的。」", "question": "珠宝鉴定师的日常工作是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看过美剧 Coming Soon 么？", "question": "Various Artists 是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "服务员，AA制一个人多少钱？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1enblt9apa6j20b509l0tz"}
{"text": "这漫画好血腥啊...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5924583"}
{"text": "岳父说迎亲鞭炮要响一晚上", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "只有在破坏这座大楼的时候，哥斯拉才稍微思考了一下，没有用手，而是用脚踢翻了它，这个场景让观众大笑了起来。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "7182676"}
{"text": "没事的，掉了一些重要的玩具而已，别哭了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388747"}
{"text": "我终于能看看老婆长什么样了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9kpX0Qoy8SuYa1QgmWXn5m10iazyecDYhZVJCofDSLtWSnA6HqbIImaQ"}
{"text": "说实话 其实我们可以好好走下来的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "不建议洗，水至阴，建议火烤。", "question": "晚上女人洗头，对身体好不好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "死因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR231iaL5Fh7JHX3qpShd0bBX1bINwJqFSngwy5lLyD2FicE8ibYqnmDlmaQ"}
{"text": "打中它，破碎吧！拼命努力！豁出去！如果这就是应援的话，那就太残忍了。", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "6567507"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪战斗画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77x9V5ayucMFEMD7rq0aLeuecO6ZpNo5kLTK0biciaiahS5CW7jquuyh4QtQ"}
{"text": "密码强度：高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aYOibBLftm96E3BicgNmrbI575RGYCrZ86KmukxX9WMEdjkAgrTE3OnWsw"}
{"text": "考背拉", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "“请和我保持两米以上距离！”“⋯⋯”“⋯⋯”“⋯⋯”“⋯⋯呐，但是也不准你跑开三米以外哦。”", "question": "傲娇是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了庆祝我4岁生日，特地买了蛋糕", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "买便签的时候附赠了很多口香糖。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1643057"}
{"text": "等一下！照片和这个不一样啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568959"}
{"text": "漂亮国歧视链", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "用自己的身体解释什么是地心说和日心说的老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrDM4Y5xNj1pYyUpfl29qcANaSCgibbT32s9zj6iaWr6eSiaKccsUYMReeZg"}
{"text": "前段时间看过一扫黄新闻标题一男子嫖娼警察破门而入，不但不停止反而还加速，称我付过钱了", "question": "警察在扫黄现场有没有发生过尴尬的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要敢说这话，早就被打死了。", "question": "为什么很少听到「别人家的父母」这样的说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我被束缚了24小时！", "question": "我讨厌这样的节目。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3025535"}
{"text": "对不起，你懂得太多了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1438334"}
{"text": "有男朋友你不早说还叫老子干这干那！", "question": "什么时候男生会有「再也不会给她下次聊天的机会了」的感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "死者身上布满嫌犯的指纹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyFl3eXUo6BC3surPvjPTxfTPZheeKKY5pVOZhRYdFGfNS7dyuTFroZibA"}
{"text": "不会变少耶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPcmLD0G4MXDpnfUwrQS0Peia9XMm3LaRKhVAf0uRBpz6kyKROlXbd4vg"}
{"text": "幼儿园", "question": "吉幾三不会唱那种歌，我们是00组的，走着瞧吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7018126"}
{"text": "受「偷看混浴温泉」诱惑而爬到一半时，突然意识到混浴自己也能进并开始折返", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmd2m20q89j30ci0eltbg"}
{"text": "今天该跟哪个女人在一起呢？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232243"}
{"text": "吃软面包。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382257"}
{"text": "糟糕透了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4150555"}
{"text": "正在做饭的微波炉爆炸了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6144041"}
{"text": "我打猎了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393712"}
{"text": "身体技能全面发展的儿童演员的成长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6365456"}
{"text": "另一个梦想，种植柚子终于成功了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1188490"}
{"text": "拿一盘录像带放在你们老板能看到的地方，上面用马克笔写上“格尔木疗养院”。", "question": "上班时间被老板发现在楼梯爬行（四肢着地式）怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咪咖啡馆面试又失败了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hffcym1unaj30ci0elwjf"}
{"text": "我说了我没见过你那两枚铜钱", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "企图把鱼藏在胸前偷走的人", "question": null, "star": 59, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "感谢的老奶奶让座的小哥哥感动的小姐姐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "剥开壳后发现了熟睡的栗子君", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebst55z7ccj20bd0a1wf4"}
{"text": "我们两个就够了可笑的乌拉圭人", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "安倍的保镖们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3JVU3PIIBo8ytT20ybvowl7sXibiaIHYIl13gwzDhpksftQcGHC7Dk2lQ"}
{"text": "请你给我三个星星。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3458598"}
{"text": "谁扔的谁去捡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hekygzb6tij30ci0eljvi"}
{"text": "在家里放下笔。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7156519"}
{"text": "你难道在睡觉吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311688"}
{"text": "打他！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6678362"}
{"text": "坐下！--哈？握手！----哈？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0m2cHficicu6FPMxglHCq84gL3yL1ZgbZd9PrAlKK9ib1vBhniarutr16S7w"}
{"text": "男生穿一身高级西装，跟在身后，全程保持一米距离，女生一定要显得极其不耐烦，回头斥责：「我说过多少遍了，不要总跟着我，我又不是三岁小孩。」这时候男生要毕恭毕敬：「您别生气，大小姐，老爷让我必须保护您安全。」", "question": "女生穿 JK 制服或者 Lolita，男生穿什么出去比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "芭比娃娃被拖进地图里。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6265312"}
{"text": "被踢中下体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60PWz4uETF5RTzNs1FF2dutWSkdTxCOibPh6gTTVEGRoQYX086huj7icyw"}
{"text": "用双脚踩了乐高积木。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7204336"}
{"text": "加个按钮可以加时 15 分钟，但是如果按了 3 次按钮还不出来仍然自动报警，联系治疗便秘的医院。", "question": "上海一智能公厕 15 分钟不出来自动报警提醒保洁员协助，避免老年人如厕发生意外，这一设计是否合理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "歌词没有超纲单词，都认识", "question": "你为什么喜欢 Taylor Swift ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人财两空", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaQvheIBibiahnmEnQ4Au3MNe4jMMlMHQSvZUItGWfgCeShG56yCpFjG2A"}
{"text": "小皮，我们换一个新的吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3655462"}
{"text": "这个，一起吃怎么样？他在收银台边推荐起炸食来。", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "练习在一瞬间做出鬼脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtsatoCgXVhO7ia2RticibliaqSgVs8CUqbPVx0nL7xicQRkOkMkuNtR3T77sEkpZmFKLayLAYoH9NztQ"}
{"text": "魔法泉让人变年轻了可是脱掉的头发却没回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwBsuvT12USNrgiaM92ibic9wsicPDcqAZwKfTeI97F3A7iaoaCOfhx64YK23etb4vRr3LnAN5IXuay1w"}
{"text": "老师说：“现在摸也可以是合法的！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824771"}
{"text": "因为另外一部分人喜欢白俄罗斯", "question": "为什么知乎一部分人喜欢黑俄罗斯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快把狗攀走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNuGsMbktNM2HQN0q6VTebw2PNXaRpe7ZMRpBjwBdAuoVA3aj4AZP4TkUmiajCst8NbialA7DQYEzg"}
{"text": "这就是你的下任", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVYcR1zdKFvqAymDZ7DoKniaWy68ibmH3yA5KERpr4AH9wQ8yQIDIQSNdw"}
{"text": "蒲松龄也就是欺负武松不会写小说。", "question": "为什么《倩女幽魂》中女鬼搞业务的对象都是书生呢？难道像武松这样的壮汉不行吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "随时随地’万能的口袋里什么都有想淘就淘淘淘宝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1eu5xva2jmyg30v916ln56"}
{"text": "儿子的静电太强，导致父亲触电了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338686"}
{"text": "什么？第一个人是在系鞋带？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPriajDaggericuo0mJJEsAkB7UnBc86oCicibdLKZxMtVZV4E5ViciaDkTB5w"}
{"text": "「哎呀不要再吃超市里的泡椒凤爪啦，电视上都报道了是用福尔摩斯泡的！」", "question": "没文化有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骨质疏松症", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6434546"}
{"text": "陪同美国客户吃粤菜，点了个豆豉鲮鱼炒油麦菜，我嫌翻译整句麻烦，就只是说我点了个蔬菜。我去洗手间回来，看见他指着那盘菜用蹩脚的中文跟服务员投诉：别人的鱼，掉在我们的蔬菜上了……菜上了……菜上了……", "question": "你在做陪同口译时有什么搞笑、离奇的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家好，这位是尼古拉斯.赵四", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu6U13CxicSnShyOaYBzwib6UianrlErrUTGJibvz9ib99dt2mJBpyRlfibVoEg"}
{"text": "女伴钻穿冰面掉下去了", "question": null, "star": 184, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwcj32idr0j610j1cqafv02"}
{"text": "门上贴着保鲜膜。", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "朝那边看，注意，事情变得紧张起来了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6374880"}
{"text": "在那条路向左转就能走出这条路了！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6902364"}
{"text": "花了三天时间独自一人画的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5756942"}
{"text": "我靠这个瘦了40公斤！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387507"}
{"text": "步骤兄弟我是斯塔克", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "排球拳！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6529369"}
{"text": "《龙卷鲨》因为我有强迫症，一二部我都逼着自己看完了。讲述的是鲨鱼被龙卷风吹到天上，然后一只一只掉下来准确地吃掉地面上人类的故事。看完后好几个月没缓过来，住院费花了好几千。听说又出了第三部和第四部，讲述的是鲨鱼被龙卷风吹入太空吃掉宇航员的故事。", "question": "你看过最尴尬的电影是哪一部？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我去洗澡了。水温刚刚合适，服侍我的是那个面目清秀的男孩，他把手慢慢的挪到我两腿之间，抚摸着我白皙的长腿，他小心翼翼的为我脱毛，神情紧张，生怕弄疼了我。我就这样躺在白砂做的浴缸里，男孩轻轻的在我胸口，腹部均匀的涂抹浴盐，又在我的背部涂抹类似于橄榄油一样的护肤品。男孩从一旁取出一些瓶瓶罐罐的香料，他把一些类似于花瓣一样的红色的颗粒撒在我的周围，并用纱布把那种名贵的香料挤出汁液淋在我身上。我的身体愈加的酥软，真的太舒服了，男孩的手法娴熟，让我如痴如醉，他不断的在我沐浴的水中添加美白和使我皮肤细腻的香料。水温有些升高了。男孩突然把我已经瘫软的身体翻了过来，他分开我的双腿……他，他拿出了相机，居然在拍照，作为一只鸡，被偷拍是我们这一行的大忌，男孩把照片印在一本花名册上，我打赌那上面一定有很多鸡的照片，可能都是他找过的吧。可是我却，我却居然有些喜欢上这个男孩了。他还给我在水中沐浴的照片起了个奇怪的名字：「枸杞炖鸡汤。」", "question": "如何以「我去洗澡了」为开头写一个让人意想不到的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们估计也不太知道。要不然潘粤明也不会关注这个问题。", "question": "演员是如何减肥的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我向社长递交辞职信并说再见！", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "请把。。我硬盘格式化。。", "question": null, "star": 136, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "你是不是第一志愿没录取？", "question": "一个男孩子向我表白了两次，我都拒绝了。后来我向他表白，他以他太直男了不适合谈恋爱为由拒绝是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "顺丰24的考拉", "question": "虽然想忘记，但是却留在耳朵里的广告。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1638015"}
{"text": "你要按摩哪里?哦，先帮我按摩一下吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "671926"}
{"text": "正面印文章 反面印选项的完形填空", "question": "你见过最反人类的设计是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然转来转去，但还装作注意周围的样子。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "婆婆年纪大了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3011423"}
{"text": "你在这儿睡觉会感冒的，你还没洗澡，电视还开着。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2684943"}
{"text": "家里的花瓶被……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "帮我搞定这个地方吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4463408"}
{"text": "可以让它卖的更好", "question": "夸一朵花会让它长得更好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电视遥控器的9和11键。", "question": "这个应该有吧？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4014357"}
{"text": "还好不是花粉症啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6358646"}
{"text": "有人叫我去！", "question": "你平时是怎么被称呼的呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6994307"}
{"text": "蟑螂叫什么？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1512686"}
{"text": "唉，我再也回不到那时纯真的我了……", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7057160"}
{"text": "比轻重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1nbhxml7pj20m60rb78b"}
{"text": "令人无法接受的植发价目表", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "我没有打过一万只手的经验。", "question": "一个能看懂一万一手棋的围棋高手的弱点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4821759"}
{"text": "被慢慢吞下，在罗非鱼的肚子里逐渐消化的痛苦。", "question": "只有金鱼才能理解的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6910021"}
{"text": "这是您的账单，一共是503日元。对不起，能请您稍等一下吗？嗯，3日元，3日元。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "393375"}
{"text": "EVA初号机暴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3rp7vnh9yj30ci0el76x"}
{"text": "同桌举手问老师问题还好被我制止了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eox2y3dvfvj2098097mz2"}
{"text": "写着祝福的视频", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "给我钱！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7017393"}
{"text": "dog mountain dog sea", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "单身汉捡到了神灯，心花怒放，便对神灯说道：「您好，请问我可以许愿吗？」灯神蹦了出来回答道：「请讲。」单身汉对灯神说：「我想让我的女朋友送我一台 PS5。」灯神回答：「你可是单身汉呐，所以这是两个愿望，抱歉没办法为您实现。」单身汉：「那好吧，那换一个，那你就送我一个什么都听我的女朋友吧！」灯神想了想，对单身汉说：「请按程序来，重新走一遍流程。」单身汉于是问灯神：「您好，请问我可以许愿吗？」灯神：「不能。」", "question": "一个单身汉向神灯许愿“我想让我的女朋友送我一台PS5”会出现什么情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说同样的笑话，这边却没有星星标记。", "question": "至今仍不可思议。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263932"}
{"text": "他的头上却突然出现血条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1ezoz1OH1hF6ulp2C5WJFIicohEhavS0BWogiav6JCKTpO2MTpq09Rj8Hg"}
{"text": "大家好！我就是你们的啦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6725573"}
{"text": "房子在水中泡着水族在陆上游着人们推着车子捡着道路两边的鱼 我爸说 91 年发大水的时候很多人蹲地上哭因为田地淹了就没了活路而两天前老家破堤的时候村子里的人们都在优哉游哉的捕鱼汛情比以往的时间要来的更加猛烈却已经不能再像 20 年前那样轻易毁掉人们的生活（知乎日报注：分享一条没有吐槽也不是瞎扯的小诗，一起为身处暴雨和洪水中的人们加油~）", "question": "湖北、安徽的暴雨和大水现在怎样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油啊！干杯！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3399751"}
{"text": "哈哈，这样就没人向我开枪了", "question": null, "star": 373, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsnoyvrmbpj612b14ngs802"}
{"text": "面对敌人的新兵器「香蕉皮」陷入了苦战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gno64f271nj30ci0elqay"}
{"text": "打碎花瓶的那个家伙就长这样！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7h6fovZvFdgaCwYteuaLPEXhCFGeiaZaVPeqsvNeiaVdykMGsDZDRgv2NQ"}
{"text": "尝试跨栏时，突然站了起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "183773"}
{"text": "这位女士请您不要再和这位先生抢木板了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "香奈儿", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "5927201"}
{"text": "距离把脑袋插进去还剩一行、", "question": null, "star": 48, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "莉子，背着夫婿去看戏特别不一样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6591368"}
{"text": "掉在沙地上的天价龙虾差不多3秒了，食客还在犹豫捡不捡起来吃。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "这本书的名字叫：女朋友为什么会生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOuNznfCkx0QtBge6D4Je9CG4JedHEo99cdwfZlp3GqTU2yibJBT5P8dA3ibaWBDnALIK0CKt7KRcA"}
{"text": "圣经中记载，上帝为了让人类们不能团结，于是发明了不一样的语言。", "question": "如果全世界的程序员都联合起来犯罪，人类文明社会会不会崩塌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数据分析岗，做面试题。打开题目一看，怎么这么熟悉……然后有了以下对话：- 我：「这题目是网上下载的吧？」-：「……」- 我：「这个题目是我出的，你们没复制粘贴完，最后一个题目条件不够，没人做得出来。」-：「……0.0，不，有人……做出来了，而且，还对了。」- 我：「那为什么没要他？还找我来面试？」-：「我们都没做出来，觉得有蹊跷，想再找个人来试试」告辞", "question": "你遇到最奇葩的 HR 或者面试是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然是在做音响爱好者的自我宣传，但却把左右声道的插头接反了。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "我的父母", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerYOkpTz9gvz8e0tAJZRRt8nrOIX6WxgDmfl2f0DfiayT8a5HE0GMeD7g"}
{"text": "「队服下半身是不用交换的」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edpwmt92k8j20bi087aao"}
{"text": "冈田國中村球的主人山崎", "question": null, "star": 424, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grp22n5hjoj611n1adgqb02"}
{"text": "孩子的心。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "还没有被冠以绝对最强无敌的称号。", "question": "你为什么不出动Getter Robot呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7335276"}
{"text": "徐峥你给我出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuicI5rFmO9TI9g8dFS7EQl8QdOv7QJV86hMmhy7yRqMZcicicicicLGFIjRQ"}
{"text": "爸妈着急洗完，又让儿子赶紧睡觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNJJNqPIAr0vH41tynlFNY8eBbLrQpK7pT7J0YkK0B22FfuQa1pSia9zg"}
{"text": "科学家发现，低智商的儿童长大以后更容易成为种族歧视者。Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to PrejudiceThe research finds that children with low intelligence are more likely to hold prejudiced attitudes as adults.", "question": "中文网络上流传的关于黑人智商的文章可信吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "灵媒师在进行招魂活动。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的笑话开头。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6885280"}
{"text": "老师上课点名，男的女的都得死。", "question": "你见过的最能体现男女平等的现象是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "踩着！踩着呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6299338"}
{"text": "达到了，因为又迟到了。", "question": "如何评价罗永浩 2019 年 12 月 3 日举办的「老人与海」黑科技发布会？是否达到了你的预期？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快睡觉了，尿床的事我来搞定。“哇，哥哥你满满的温柔～”", "question": null, "star": 17075, "type": "I2T", "image": "1440008"}
{"text": "快上来呀！你不是赶时间吗？有什么可犹豫的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec0oq5pzzaj20bc0a23zs"}
{"text": "小明去了那边！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6789838"}
{"text": "在公司的我/在家的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5B3oibJG1TiaibKfZtWhT7mtSh6SsoibibMhtbIFiaA2FQmczUcnIiaJFy6ia6LQ"}
{"text": "个你想露的表情实际效果个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1l0q46mkij30ci0el41e"}
{"text": "叮咚！亚马逊的快件到了，请签收一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7qhupizycj20g10fgq45"}
{"text": "你从哪里来的呀？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5422078"}
{"text": "格林和伊索普的酬劳没有到账。", "question": "三只小猪的可怕秘密过去是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1792245"}
{"text": "我小时候就经常诬陷我姐姐，好像她也没什么好办法，有的时候爸妈批评了她以后甚至怀疑自己是不是记错了，并向我求证。于是我再进一步证实她确实是记错了。", "question": "成年人被儿童诬陷，该怎么自辩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "圣诞老人上岗前培训", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLiafMpL99DzvFO3xDFAhjnicMbXqZKYYB1RcIUkhDg0kZxQXrj3mHlwDA"}
{"text": "真心觉得数学好的女孩才算是好女孩儿.", "question": "怎样看待「我纹身、抽烟、喝酒、说脏话，但我是好女孩。婊子都装清纯装害羞」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎嘿。克拉拉小姐，你休息的时候在练习泰拳啊。没打过哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5255290"}
{"text": "一晚上不睡觉。", "question": "明天的注意事项。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6960072"}
{"text": "强力胶受害鸥", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "12点过后灰姑娘马车的魔法解除了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdtRR73L0WyBMC86fabg1X6Iibr804P9APfOPCNpzqBAbWfmA80xMdLJA"}
{"text": "这次真没骗你们！敌袭了啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3kqbb4ts3j30ci0el422"}
{"text": "花生环的生长", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6946134"}
{"text": "当我爸的鼠标越来越接近我那个56G的”作业”文件夹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63pzNV1rFDB6eXCnQUcsPoZuic7ZK4fETgezlXLZuc8Uo4J5oiajIPRg9Og"}
{"text": "今晚能去你家开趴吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgYibUCia4Np3sx86KMqrYcLM7iartsV6CibxzQM5uOrpwUIVjn3tFrms4yibxOib43BTfRvZg5tq6eOYow"}
{"text": "看看那个家伙，真的在喝吨数酒啊？了不起的邻国。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2066501"}
{"text": "小红帽怎么还没来", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "不会有危险吧？那家伙~死 这是他的最后一句话。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "246306"}
{"text": "别吵了，会影响到别人，停下来吧！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191803"}
{"text": "五月蝇、青狸！早速道具出、我静風吕行！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3rp87woudj30ci0elgqb"}
{"text": "子在川上曰：「逝者如斯夫，不舍昼夜。」所以在他看来，大概 Life is float.（日报注：这是工程师梗，看不懂正常）", "question": "为什么 \"Life is short\"，而不是 int 或 double？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "VR俄罗斯方块", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5683944"}
{"text": "每次都被拍肩然后被骗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1829346"}
{"text": "谢谢你帮我买保险。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6800300"}
{"text": "奶奶在生日惊喜登场，让孩子们感动得哭了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285843"}
{"text": "夫妇俩自己坐进了逃生舱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtqlot8ekpj30ci0elq5q"}
{"text": "孩子（哇啊！）狗（汪）。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388747"}
{"text": "为什么不让进健康乐园呢？", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "4526925"}
{"text": "我家没有预定的日历好像开始说话了。", "question": "伪装成保护色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389652"}
{"text": "从猫猫巴士进化为了猫猫单轨电车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he4qt7j3raj30ci0el785"}
{"text": "偷瞄了一眼而已怎么发展到了谢罪会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs0jahorosj30ci0elgr0"}
{"text": "给自己画上个乳沟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Se05R8gBic1e6t1VnNUXZla2icIsWfDDibZfrVn8AAnKnPdjHTo2utb1FSVteg1viawLrt2McyqERHBw"}
{"text": "看，这就是昨天的第三次聚会的你啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6369865"}
{"text": "‘我是掌管时间的神，能让你回到五秒之前”我是掌管时间的神，能让你回到五秒之前”我是掌管时间的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAickZSZqQ1bZcZ44SVXmVnqyPHQU1RAIOyuraO1uYvFUkoTSWeTGUib7Mg"}
{"text": "魔术师：看！鸽子不见了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glk67jc8lfj30ci0elwjy"}
{"text": "主人捡到了一只猫。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601518"}
{"text": "打火机什么有吗没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHdTJT455bPx95WFbU9YGV0l6QmVbPlqH814XlGDkSAjk0wcSpuflZQYXicwWt11gK598bgFp0h3A"}
{"text": "游戏中跑到地图的尽头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzN3YkibmR1PlTZibjL1W0KWduOeHCTSoPeqTFXbcXfmCmTeTdElBLaTicfw"}
{"text": "废话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nETyDnxqZnKNHAFa49nTgDsOVwpS7od7LtmVUcKogx6ssJibnpxZJ2ibzw"}
{"text": "每次都是你躺着我来动？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1NHnxRfJxmgRAhzA6NqCWAYbCmKfesLjrA8vOJmcKug0fE622W4H6e26zJxuJIyS2N2j4E8XlZg"}
{"text": "这次出行辛苦你百发人送黑发人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW1qsq6KEwHATNHhbkWzCc9xpjnqMGsHjxT1W9icOJsI6Pbq5VgtC5QRw"}
{"text": "涂完唇膏后的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibHicicg7b7Niawk0L5XzsPRJELBGMibDPdEGUnJAl5rlwUWwbFoBCTI9QzA"}
{"text": "他在想这啤酒真好喝，不过那个人一直在喝什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3877152"}
{"text": "“爸，你有什么理想想我帮你实现？”“没有，我想要的，自己都会去实现。”“那你对我有什么期望？”“你过的开心就好。”“随便讲一个么。”“恩，我希望你以后也有底气对你儿子讲一样的话。”---------------- 我出国读书前那天晚上我爸和我的对话。我一直在努力。", "question": "为什么我和父亲沟通的时候，他跟我讲现实，赚钱是硬道理，我跟他讲人生意义，他就说我还年轻不懂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肤浅，又没说只能选主角。我选瑞秋的妹妹，吉儿。理由也很简单。她会给朋友送船。", "question": "老友记里选一个做朋友，你选谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "精灵球里就是这种感觉哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCkiaMxmseLCru8xuAwhNEgYIkt5nC1slvPW5Ia43vg74Xd0w5DJD5zaSSVic4VjichEWGLYwJlJ4g"}
{"text": "拍左肩然后从右侧反超”战略实施成功！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVvmofZ0gaFvUrZdQ6C9E7rlThh0oy4WP4MVkWT7NmhOUoicwr5ywWdqw"}
{"text": "社蓄的汗结晶了", "question": null, "star": 209, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc39x5b4tfj60u012kae302"}
{"text": "你要是先看莎士比亚再看狗血剧就会说狗血剧像莎士比亚了。", "question": "莎士比亚的作品究竟好在哪里，为什么我感觉那么像狗血剧?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您是否已满18岁？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXtrvGfltMLWX1CfFTAgyCKwokn2Ty8oa2r8IxxWfWkXC0Fh5vJ0ia7mg"}
{"text": "了拉个马脸弓起身", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "就他妈你叫李法拉啊？！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "你别哭了", "question": null, "star": 356, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go5v2zov3dj60u010u4bd02"}
{"text": "某种程度上的赞美之词", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "教练特别小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxtmmuvvikj20lv0rxq4c"}
{"text": "免费玩家意外抽到神装NPC们出动修复bug", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamKoUY3MIJUSrhSwZHfFy6X5zgxYpryVTn6ibnsNTpo0T0N7rwDpH4Inw"}
{"text": "刚才骂你了，对不起...你跑过来抱住我，头撞到了，好疼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2739817"}
{"text": "“啥？老板你出车祸了？听到这个消息真是太难过了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3fQzVJJMic5BIv7QWcIWrogFMBib0B83J8KCziaVThsr6woXUtic5wLARcw"}
{"text": "微信搜索公众号「知乎日报」或「zhihuribao」并关注，回复「瞎扯」或「吐槽」，有惊喜。每日更新，记得分享给你的朋友：） ", "question": "彩蛋 · 用全新的形式看「瞎扯」", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“林深时见鹿”", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "你是我们变回人类唯一的希望了。", "question": null, "star": 232, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "那些没有被吸走的珍珠奶茶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4634982"}
{"text": "我可以说出所有生肖哦～」说完第一个「驴后再也说不出了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyqydy6d07j30ci0elae6"}
{"text": "三点吗？不是，是十五点。也就是说，是百分之十五。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6466791"}
{"text": "亲爱的动物们，我以为会被老婆婆在河边捡到，结果她却装作没看见我。", "question": null, "star": 84, "type": "I2T", "image": "562026"}
{"text": "全息投影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicIVjjBYjEbG6Y0icxYkuW74DEHbXiagDWAC8M2lgDicfD1SFia6Qic1RnVVA"}
{"text": "中国联桶很高兴为您服务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpc6cZoACJwibIJV2q7G3K9PNGVLE5hJy87CtMuicPKk76SyuXuHN18mXQ"}
{"text": "劝我戒烟的医生早都死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHS7dnia0rbduDxjZxaoibsYPibC0Mp3kfRwqaf5V5fZ30RKlbqbIloPQlrg"}
{"text": "有奇怪的人出现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3D14UVXibLhMlfy2EYgKXwiaicfSXW7w9K9F9CIno6lPCBO4icGrFrTR8icQ"}
{"text": "没想到新垣结衣结婚对张一鸣打击这么大。新垣结衣宣布结婚后，张一鸣紧接着就宣布卸任字节跳动 CEO。", "question": "字节跳动联合创始人张一鸣将卸任 CEO，梁汝波将接任，将会对字节未来发展带来哪些变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没想到负责插科打诨的竟然会是......", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "92994"}
{"text": "老子白手起家从一贫如洗的街头混混，和一帮兄弟出生入死，抢劫绑架贩毒印钞，炸过警局也救过市长，到手下小弟千万，别墅豪车应有尽有，家产过亿，和亚洲最大黑帮的老大谈笑风声，飞机坦克哪种交通工具我不会的，曾声名显赫，也曾众叛亲离。经历了这么多，现在只想把暑假作业做完，啊。生活好空虚啊。", "question": "为什么打完游戏后，会有一种莫名的空虚感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不明白，在三秒内就可以完成物种繁殖竟然成了缺点。", "question": "人类生理上有什么不合理之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说异地恋等于养了个手机宠物……", "question": "怎样能稳住异地恋的高富帅男朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前桌憋屁太久了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMXfCj0E9Ox3RL56CtSEMJYYQVQ1bNyNqMrDeGcO9s41yIKOWTT07doQ"}
{"text": "神经病啊你？现在是周天早上你知不知道？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuBtNibQ99j6tUFzK8JBwvc2p4d7NVoibE4licE8zq4lmsm4qRTNKianJV1A"}
{"text": "哎？这不是乳液，而是加了栗粉的吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514778"}
{"text": "寺庙会社化第一天", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "今天要感谢作者。", "question": "大雄在考试中得了100分时妈妈的反应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7162848"}
{"text": "谁来帮我把网球从嗓子里抠出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eaRCX2uactnR02gp99c7hBHDawKROOAEibHGteXVjxl4vk8YSTgiaQx3Q"}
{"text": "哎，那个老爸又穿着袜子就钻进被炉了！", "question": null, "star": 398, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601454"}
{"text": "这么强啊。我十五六岁的时候也就刚开始写引擎而已。", "question": "贴吧都是十五六岁就用引擎写游戏的天才，知乎大触怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暴怒的国王身后有个人总想逗我笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNmlOyDeQHZuqvRTxeXicXHibFiasfk9OP4yaiaiajorRDiaagI5ZTuLwt25icKxg6W0ZWvUsgv66ogU1Pw"}
{"text": "在古代遗址的壁画上，有一个和我很像的人说大家好，我就是你们！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6784717"}
{"text": "DQ勇者斗恶龙的戈尔姆狩猎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2215662"}
{"text": "册", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0MI8bQBiaIM3icZshjCQexzGWKN1oaJqvSVbMdSF5ONO6ZxIucdNKuFnQ"}
{"text": "我根本没怎么用功学习。", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 29, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "蜻蜓的视线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz4Jxkv46l6Uabib14R0zveeQtF0g3NLuAkhhRicvZp0HIV2NXcetutM8MA"}
{"text": "8月31日深夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu4gig6tbxj30ci0eln07"}
{"text": "我和网上的那个人发誓再也不见面了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3197118"}
{"text": "加油！可达鸭！使用水枪攻击！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411195"}
{"text": "哈哈...我输给了羽生结弦...我要把母乳给你。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "3507127"}
{"text": "那夏奥会岂不是要跟着增设滋水枪的项目？", "question": "冬奥会为什么不设打雪仗的项目？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次先给你点教训看你还敢不敢乱按呼叫器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef9dcqsa1wj20bg0asdgu"}
{"text": "魔封波", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "没做过…但是看到过…我和领导出差，领导发现住的酒店服务挺好，然后…把人家的团队挖过来了。", "question": "你在酒店做过最丧心病狂的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "图表形式", "question": "儿子的玩具箱里有的东西，让我感到不安。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5855714"}
{"text": "体测你这样子称重是算作弊的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaTDWcPcdWdSFZbb9TQQY6zuCYnGqNTb02FFBPrYbs4UEMtNP6CH6RhA"}
{"text": "嗯，以前是高铁安检，我们老师是机场的安检，讲课时给出过一个真实的例子。残障人士的轮椅和拐杖也是需要安检的，有次有个人，死活不同意拐杖安检，并且拼命造势，引起旁人的同情，周围的人都开始关注并求情，甚至有的激动大叔开始嘴艹安检员全家，说残障人士不该接受检查，是侵犯人权。安检员没吭气，只是说要一视同仁，最后还是检查了。嗯，拐杖是空心的，里面装了十小筒 TNT 炸药。", "question": "安检人员曾检查出什么可怕 / 奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就把马戏团放进来吧！（得意地笑）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6280111"}
{"text": "楼上好吵呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkwstxlq5kj60y019d10002"}
{"text": "吹……吹不到风啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmND4tpiajctsFSqr6NRicB9sic3TECOxlgicB4ic9mVuGYHkc6jlgTb6ibelKA"}
{"text": "这款游戏和完全不同~", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "你装的不像。", "question": "为什么蚊子知道我快睡着了才突然在我耳边嘤一下，然而我装作睡着了等了它很久它却不来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "换蛋很痛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7CKYD82qWxMpHD7kc5nBdlzypzjiaKFdLb6HCaMDvpc1TWu2WUu3JDiag"}
{"text": "张晋说和蔡少芬吵架之后，自己会在一边摆个冷脸皱着眉沉默，然后蔡少芬看着就小声说「好帅哦！」之后两人就会和好……在帅的人面前是没有尊严可言的，我完全理解。", "question": "有一个特别帅的男朋友是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晨勃什么的还真是讨厌啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI06Cr5GzzvfR8n5Q23ysTMTyvm4I34kNp6a8xCkOswf9qZDoTiaDzWZvA"}
{"text": "丈夫陪小三产检在楼道遇到了做流产的正房…", "question": "妇产科有哪些毁人三观的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世上竟有如此贫穷之人", "question": null, "star": 173, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwb4grnqfsj611o1e9n6s02"}
{"text": "加油！永不言败！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "有一天晚上打坦克世界一个 ID 叫：德意志的 XX 的玩家老是挡我炮线，还久不久碰我，我就开启了国骂模式，对方也很友好的回敬了我的亲友。事后他还加了我，私 M 我，进行了阶段性激烈的交流。有一个天我们公司大群里看到三号老总发言，点了一下头像看名称：德意志的 XX某天中午我吃饭看坦克世界直播，三号 BOSS 站我身后看了许久，问我：你也玩这个？我忐忑的回答：是啊。三号 BOSS 约我晚上来战，并加了我微信所以广大的呼友，谁能借我一个账号，在线等急。", "question": "你发现过上司的哪些秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "投入自动贩卖机后会转化为饮料。", "question": "关于硬币的极限城市传说", "star": 48, "type": "T2T", "image": "2603711"}
{"text": "后背好痒啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3Sziceu2fbX0yjib75jlbFiaTJMJWJzDM7nv9QMp6yWoOet27COCqIBfVg"}
{"text": "第一反应懵 B。以为谁在深更半夜测试广播，都想打 110 报警了。后来听到倒计时 10、9、8、7……真的以为是导弹空袭。有点紧张了。还没反应过来吊灯就开始晃起来了。感觉是一个人用枪指着你然后说：我说到 3 就开枪。你刚要等他开始数。结果他说：3。", "question": "收到地震预警是一种怎样的体验？你的第一反应、心理活动是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生协会的慰问旅行回来的时候。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5136246"}
{"text": "美国一项最新研究发现，只要在一段话前加上「美国一项最新研究发现」，这段话无论多么扯淡就都会有大把的人信。", "question": "美国一项最新研究发现，断食 2 天以上就可以重启人体免疫系统，这个观点对么？有科学依据么？理论依据是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "借给朋友。", "question": "对车子损耗很大的行为习惯有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么不早说你是七胞胎？！", "question": null, "star": 275, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3ztx4xuk5j614016n10k02"}
{"text": "第一次坐飞机", "question": null, "star": 611, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld1156iedj60yr1acai702"}
{"text": "我花了大价钱雇佣了一个女仆，但她根本不会做事。但是，这些都不重要。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3022825"}
{"text": "首先变成毛魔王，然后再考虑。", "question": "如何才能成为大魔王？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2740205"}
{"text": "老公！你的爱心便当忘带了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eba6z1h2eij20bd07pt9q"}
{"text": "哎呀，所以不这样做的话就真的来不及了！你上次在我那时候也犯了同样的错误啊w", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313167"}
{"text": "女儿男朋友来时；儿子女朋友来时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0fft970kvj30ci0eln0h"}
{"text": "我爸的司机以前是山东省散打冠军。我问过他这个问题，他说他马拉松也练过，遇上打架一般就跑了…………", "question": "练散打咏春这些功夫的在遇到真正打劫的或是小偷有用吗？最多可以一对几？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是绿豆糕是绿豆蝇糕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwfgvwh0cDLZq63eicshqCoC1X60pSMas6ccu4wSdAnKElQHyv6YryrVQ"}
{"text": "有蟑螂！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "我对增税不感兴趣。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4691568"}
{"text": "招手招到这种程度出租车还是不停", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elk0u6gp0tj209c0cvq4i"}
{"text": "如若你不是女儿身，我定与你结为异姓兄弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdicku6jKjqgnY76icjltl3YkHo50UqPsZUFQYLFm5l5cWl1SMNFpDDicb58WA"}
{"text": "上周发布的那一期又要再发布一次。", "question": "本周老人jump的那些事", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3944627"}
{"text": "后边那人结账", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeF5rwmK8WiayVZB1yBqacwtO1DCdn4Bjo2aPRCu3koibtxPMASYv16Kjug"}
{"text": "我的专业是护理，今天是答辩的日子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjK2icQha8icv95wz1EwwGvMTxm3N2Hz54rtG03d9g3eY0jCJb4AaBRYMibg"}
{"text": "戒指...？?", "question": null, "star": 191, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grsfawykegj61301dcgto02"}
{"text": "“教练，希望你能收下我”“放弃吧，你这辈子跟悠悠球无缘了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8F2no396TDZp46icdiaz58qNicVzU73ocCkgJn7ODRndBy0z98tQ8mFysg"}
{"text": "    在餐馆点菜，点了一个干锅田鸡   由于A不能吃辣椒  所以只有把这个菜取消    于是乎负责写菜名的B很流利的在菜单上加了一个//  成了这样： // 干锅田鸡     重点是我们当时看见了还觉得挺正常，没有一个人提出来。。。。。。。。", "question": "你见过的最想笑的，最奇葩的，最逗逼的代码是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吵架时发现对方拉链没拉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8Lw0HQzlwNib4q1xqCz8SwOS4ic6wxJOvlbUA1qicicsxz2QX7WicoLwRudg"}
{"text": "阿姨，对您先生的事就先保密吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384668"}
{"text": "一碰伤口还是膝跳反射，您先清理您嘴角的血吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20CJkGp4ep8WLJP3neGVpiciayxl3mk5ra4RhvLiaguqXNaVtNiatGia6XoBg"}
{"text": "晚上的饭是北京烤鸭。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6993792"}
{"text": "我要融入你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038483"}
{"text": "不知道保龄球的规则。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5549950"}
{"text": "“好，要感冒了。早点吃扑尔敏。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1024759"}
{"text": "在满月的夜晚...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2633358"}
{"text": "勇士说：“那是天空的新娘吗……不不不。”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6722302"}
{"text": "猫屎咖啡还在制作中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suooS4ibg6PFEuFHNdOg4EOqMy6m83TK9Udmibv3lgAVq6tiaobYo5G1hu4w"}
{"text": "家里的空调开启了制冷模式，温度设为16摄氏度，风速调到最大。", "question": "在富士山顶发现了一个神秘的按钮，按下它会怎么样？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651659"}
{"text": "哇偶！他居然还记得怎么写自己的名字！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFnsupDZttRAyQicAyGYrAzVibJYgGj9QyYxEFO4iaHHveIlLts191hZSNg"}
{"text": "招手招到这种程度还是打不到车！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpgldzndNNYbp6n5IYtQkiaLwcSicKUnOtODyibFHQTyByTBQ4Crnj7ibLtg"}
{"text": "决定性的行动是求婚。", "question": null, "star": 1365, "type": "I2T", "image": "5086974"}
{"text": "这头怪兽真的是送给我的礼物吗", "question": null, "star": 442, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "格斗游戏的乱入很真实。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "请客结账的人终于从厕所出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bo6jOCibsoA1yVOgfLTMx90MA22t897xStXwkYxax0TkxvhNHibXnia713w"}
{"text": "让他去买shake, 结果买了个shaker, 还被涮了一顿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1224410"}
{"text": "切除了肿瘤。", "question": null, "star": 593, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661365"}
{"text": "虚竹道：“小……小姑娘……”那女童喝道：“什么小姑娘，大姑娘？我是你姥姥！”", "question": "在金庸小说中，你听过最霸气的台词是哪一句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同桌被墙上突然出现的黑洞吸走的那个瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTb7BiaNbcK0PdYrR1oiagzhmWRbOaXl4lcOwDV3GTWnOxboBZKUNloLjw"}
{"text": "听说鼻子长短跟那啥有关-加上这两个就明白多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOciaZwBe1iaB1y2mnPXYbJH5cXDM2ehcc1RydqyHntTsd3jkcnYgFAicJAg"}
{"text": "肚子饿的时候，大部分食物都好吃！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6935189"}
{"text": "你被什么吸引了？ 1花 2脸 3胸部", "question": null, "star": 508, "type": "I2T", "image": "7180666"}
{"text": "你好，乔治。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4855012"}
{"text": "双方教练均提出了异议要求慢动作回放", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqtejx80kaj30ci0eltga"}
{"text": "饭还没有带回来吗？义父！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY337UpuicRCrrd0ib3npiagsQ98ptR5CLayjOiaqb1MIAh195EVkQTLd5TYw"}
{"text": "每次想到为什么看到半泽直树的脸，大和田就会哭笑不得呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5443802"}
{"text": "确认四周无人后对午睡上司破口大骂的部下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwdg8pv623j30ci0el41r"}
{"text": "你好 儿子", "question": "当别人说我“你好娘”的时候，我该怎么反击？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三爷：特指韩三平两低一高：传统国产电视剧的收视人群主要特征为：低收入、低学历和高龄化。三破一苦：国产电视剧的题材主要集中在破碎家庭、破碎情感、破碎婚姻以及家庭苦难。", "question": "你所知道的行业黑话有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两人一起出去旅游就是默认同意上床。请男生来家里修个东西就是默认同意上床。到男生家里拿个东西就是默认同意上床。和男生喝了点酒就是默认同意上床。和男生吃顿饭就是默认同意上床。和男生说笑就是默认同意上床。穿超短、热裤、吊带、小背心就是默认同意上床。是女人就是默认同意上床。以上为黑，亦真亦假，请带有幽默感地理解 XD", "question": "有哪些男性认为是「常识」的事情女性会认为不可思议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "诱拐了人之后，犯人开始苦恼接下来该怎么办。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6739909"}
{"text": "手口一", "question": null, "star": 111, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go4q49y49uj60wf10o7a402"}
{"text": "防晒霜广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gcd2zbxi6pj210g11546g"}
{"text": "出乎意料的是，两位国民。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066336"}
{"text": "他什么都没招", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8b4omQrrFzk7osz4oyjZib2ytLFQnOHFkC2t2zHCCwdzGgMPgUyBwERFg"}
{"text": "大叔（我不懂）。", "question": "男人的女儿长大后会变成什么？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723118"}
{"text": "你好，我是英雄。", "question": "在著名的音乐中添加一个字，使其变得完全不同。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3138921"}
{"text": "抽到机会卡缴纳地租1000日元", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "给人指路时戳到了他的眼睛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MgxCKLk5GIBMibVBmM0JRPFr3mOsiaTdHbBicWysjLT1MPpEHdB3Fm3Elg"}
{"text": "新一代净水系统", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNUHOc6dL7eyYM7oxpddhciakbVJQLnzoCEnhuc5k4yWbsFZfsbV4Leyw"}
{"text": "用魔法的语言，快乐的伙伴们纷纷出现。", "question": "你说话我有点听不懂。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387965"}
{"text": "哦！来吧！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2613607"}
{"text": "除了蒙皮，都不是饭！（扔了出去）", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1714656"}
{"text": "紫薇，等一下！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4V4oC3Yx3WhZTxluicnpAz5NESakJdfeLZknyD20wejNPXDF6lZ1TQ0aQ"}
{"text": "去医院搬割完痔疮的病人。我见过痔疮病房的病人，挪动一下特别痛苦，他们的呻吟堪比腰斩。你只需要在一边打他一巴掌，趁他在空中转圈的功夫，护士姐姐迅速换好床单，病人完好无损的落在病床上。岂不美哉。", "question": "如果我的能力是「任何人被我扇一耳光就会在空中翻转三周落地，但不受伤」，这能力能用来做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不会增加它。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "远方传来三年B组！的呼声，那是学长们的声音。", "question": null, "star": 129, "type": "I2T", "image": "3993608"}
{"text": "把我抛上天庆祝后居然没人接", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he9s7tl8vxj30ci0elmyw"}
{"text": "留学时认识的一个朋友的故事。夏天，他和他女友一起从上海飞回多伦多.他和前任分开的时间不长，和现任认识的时间更短。俩人买的是靠窗那趟的座位，3 个人一排的那种，走到座位的时候，已经有人坐在了靠窗的位置，也就是最里面。我朋友抬眼一看，尴尬了，居然是他前任，瞬间冷汗就下来了，与此同时，他前任也看到了他，两个尴尬的表情，我描述不出来了，大家脑补。朋友的现任不想座中间，就这样，12 个半小时的航程，他左边是现任，右边是前任，自己在中间。其实最苦的应该是他前任，因为一路下来一趟厕所也没去……下了飞机一路飞奔向厕所……", "question": "你在坐飞机过程中遇到最奇葩的经历是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我原以为拍死的蚊子，却从皱纹与皱纹之间飞走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6901757"}
{"text": "行内人以为他们想要的：如果 你.位置==超市 就\r  购买 超市.白菜(1000);\r否则 如果 你.位置==烧烤店 就\r  购买 烧烤.腰子(10, 烧烤.调料.辣椒, 烧烤.调料.孜然, 烧烤.要求.肥);\r否则\r  你.电话.拨打(我.电话.号码);\r其实他们想要的是：你要是在超市呢，就给我买两斤白菜，要是没在超市，就打个电话告诉我你在那呢。\r对了，刚才忘说了，你要是在外面撸串的话给我带 10 个大腰子。让老板多给我挑肥点的，\r辣椒自然都要，你看着要就行了，平常我啥口味你也知道。\r白菜给我挑新鲜点的，算了，你买白菜的时候给我打电话或者发视频吧，到时候我自己挑。\r", "question": "为什么很多人反对中文在编程中的使用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主……主人！说好一起去宠物医院的原谅我不能陪你去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hckdu5uk0qj6140140jyf02"}
{"text": "男：没关系，我也刚到~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojrzm6tj209t0a375q"}
{"text": "大家都把乐器忘了。", "question": null, "star": 1455, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303176"}
{"text": "变性之后开始后悔了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBZOxhjY1qMROkOf1qicey7J7iakle2LWsFg97BeJniaic6tqDBjmrQgOfnA"}
{"text": "这样不好的，不是抓了一个吗。", "question": "怎么样才能让妻子随自己姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「苹果营养都在果皮里，不能打皮吃。」你们大口大口地吃的那个「果肉」也是果皮好吧。", "question": "最让你反感的伪科学是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请帮助我照顾生病的母亲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5313028"}
{"text": "除了乒乓球。", "question": "如果美国队长参加奥运会能拿多少块金牌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "共同认识的人迟到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFeVibKw3J99qcib9ibA7nX6pQa6tt0hpgr8yaQf8FhEooKJ22LVLoBppfDQ"}
{"text": "最初是赢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235524"}
{"text": "暗示黑人势力捂住了白人的嘴（没品", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "这不是你进男厕所的理由！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLoibOf03icXBAhxvdBsWKic9M08ur64o47MEp1UKTcMRcZ661AMQV9geaA"}
{"text": "一箭双雕", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "找到了失足掉进油锅的员工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciaLbZBInglqZiaz2IgBiahmR7BJf1MuXPfushGibAkEicOXsWVY7xlsdDnCQ"}
{"text": "来啊快活啊反正有大把时光来啊爱情啊反正有大把愚妄来啊流浪啊反正有大把方向来啊造作啊反正有大把风光啊痒", "question": "如果你是诸葛亮，在摆空城计的时候你会唱什么歌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和田亚纪子的深度呼吸第二级", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3230685"}
{"text": "滚出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu5nomfsnkj30ci0eljuo"}
{"text": "乐高", "question": null, "star": 565, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghxggll41yj20zx0zxjx6"}
{"text": "手冲咖啡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHx2s06fNaybQcj97z7ASicWj6CSQ8BBrOhe2F40vc5zlOtoa7bWPHPHw"}
{"text": "唐僧他们最近太顺利了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyby7au1pHhQFZoTEfeCTgeLwQMfwLnZh31wTyUUUb2zCX0qP1IdWd6A"}
{"text": "你好，我是伏地魔，我其实没有死，我知道复活石在哪里，现在需要 500 元买魔杖。美元英镑日元人民币加隆都行。到时我回霍格沃茨复活完就送给你，封你做麻瓜世界总统。", "question": "如果伏地魔选择留下来变成一个幽灵会发生什么故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在森林里只说了句今天天气很好呢...，就发生了这种情况。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3143666"}
{"text": "用筷子夹不住的豌豆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFeK1BiaeiaptjASOVnTXanQWyofMESicww0By0Au56YVPVVGmNLtsxCP8CQ"}
{"text": "厕所没纸了，所以", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2Cccv4kiavAeJRb7s5s0ichQjof4AicXjuuA2tffdBkeCR8gQtAeN1nGhyrwBu3EBharLx3XDPxtfQ"}
{"text": "偶尔会出现起死回生的人。", "question": "如果有一个气势磅礴的殡仪馆会怎么样？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5111071"}
{"text": "艾呀，冠他的，痘不用怕。", "question": "意大利男子同时感染猴痘、新冠和艾滋病病毒，为全球已知首例，有哪些信息值得关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为春运造势。", "question": "新闻联播为什么每年都要播非洲草原大迁徙？去年也播了非洲角马的迁徙，为什么这种东西要放在新闻联播播？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "饰演路人还非得把自己列入演员表里的导演亲戚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAAqR0lpfOQUeYN0ofNpicj2t6VqeoAjXc6lkTW48Fo17TiaKIT2k7IXYg"}
{"text": "妈妈，你真的穿的是这个校服吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3944766"}
{"text": "东西我要撤走了昂·", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g9sx9l2oovj20yi12rb29"}
{"text": "曾经下载过一个破解软件，大概 15 兆，也没多怀疑直接双击运行，然后在弹出窗口前的这段时间，给我装了个某毒霸。而且还用了静默安装。破解软件本身没用一会儿，那毒霸跳出来报毒将丫给删除了。。。。真是人间喜剧", "question": "什么样的软件才不算是流氓软件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三省吾身喊爽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpfeAUk866eZTfAsNekAt8o3yQFGbftNv2vbW0jcf1mTmMSMjaQBCpsjEiaUgaYb4kow46O82pECA"}
{"text": "这个就要靠演员天生丽质了。", "question": "如何低成本化丧尸妆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最后调味。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2611742"}
{"text": "火罐哪里拔的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHjfLY7sOMQvCc7NZbeEjYfJwiaaGxcvUycta9XUApJuYdpGGnNCbmL8A"}
{"text": "风遁·螺旋手里剑", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "歪果仁们已经帮我们形容的很透彻了aftermath：名词“创伤”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63pUibpqbMR0uFrIDpU9vRRz2ozPXRxK4cFiagNE93wQneDWUianIbSia0VTA"}
{"text": "喂，我也有那个相同的夹克。你看，这个，喂。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5028019"}
{"text": "我没有头发。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "我喜欢长颈鹿。但是……啊！喂！听到最后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lr34CqUhBQ0PNOvcs27SYF9xVkR9HEHgNMNCKxj1RlagTtRWEdICNfFw"}
{"text": "哎，刚才的姐姐是护士吗？妈妈在那边吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3797335"}
{"text": "等一下！就因为机长放了个屁！", "question": null, "star": 66, "type": "I2T", "image": "3978557"}
{"text": "上了个厕所就想走？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TINsxTa2OlvaYk6V7xSJ2eN3pWeOoAM6L6CbxHKI0lT5y2UTfLCFibEbhJOVCczBkAEg3l90cvEdw"}
{"text": "道之让步越来越热闹了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6432388"}
{"text": "终于跟老婆吵赢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1js4zdw3hj20mg0ooacg"}
{"text": "你可以在高速服务区等到下一个节假日免费再下。", "question": "春节高速免费最后一日，沪陕高速发生交通事故，车主无法下高速被收全程过路费，这样的收费方式合理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柠檬汁", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "我灵机一动的笑话已经被写出来了。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6672888"}
{"text": "欢迎光临。请问您是一个人吗？这边请。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5841449"}
{"text": "共同的朋友去了厕所。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6896652"}
{"text": "请问可以放在地板上配送吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6497449"}
{"text": "虽然他的星星是金的，但你有三颗哦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "你喜欢我，就给我认真工作!", "question": "这个单词看起来会让chieyo变得啰嗦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691843"}
{"text": "高速巴士", "question": "请输入乘坐物体的名称并用一个字替换它。", "star": 678, "type": "T2T", "image": "6732142"}
{"text": "我被说感到寂寞和孤独，但因此意识到自己还活着。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4767378"}
{"text": "没想到照片还能这么用。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5181481"}
{"text": "起来！轮到我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3jni39vbhj30ci0elabi"}
{"text": "疼痛时向神祈祷。", "question": "你认为是浪费的东西或事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4260853"}
{"text": "怎么说，像教资面试。", "question": "大学老师上课时没人听是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从那一天起，我就开始为爱情买醉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7264242"}
{"text": "精心准备的凶器冰锥化得也太快了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyeGOoHiaCictATCnkC3EOqERCFp157mysX9VHSwFdYvjGeongt5iaJibFYA"}
{"text": "就是你欺负我们家孩子？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "摔跤", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "点外卖又忘了给我放筷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3MBzgvWTREReRzibRIVvOloj6iaw7Hv5lk7mCneqPl4Kjtf5aiaqEJibuiaQ"}
{"text": "是选手被打了吗，不是我干的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7025456"}
{"text": "扯淡，我经常梦到班主任", "question": "如果在梦里梦到一个人，就说明对方在想你，这是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么突然回家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "我是狗。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7063586"}
{"text": "现在是姐妹了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "北京有个高大上的中央别墅区。中央别墅区北边有个挺大的湖叫罗马湖。自然环境还是不错的，十年前湖边就有些高端餐饮，现在知道的人多了，周末沿湖钓鱼、支帐篷、烧烤的多了不少。这个浪漫的名字成为中央别墅区逼格的重要注脚。然而事实是，这个湖是相邻的两个村子在他们交界处一起挖的，这两个村一个叫罗各庄，一个叫马头庄。", "question": "有哪些听起来高大上实际上很普通的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "粤饼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkknwMKmrWGQvwcykGd6uicfRg8zHicE7ccwJxW65CQoAEDNLmm7ic38ZXwg"}
{"text": "两枚银天使", "question": "抽了一次一万日元的扭蛋，出了什么啊？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663022"}
{"text": "我吃了一个桃子。", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "满满的元气！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5206137"}
{"text": "鸳鸯锅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoGARQwIHerzlJDibGNjp30crBBR8gQTp11NJicbOMOxKVm1aKOOLxW0PA"}
{"text": "抖音证明照片", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6002199"}
{"text": "说了不要芥末的吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JTJonv8Hq8Zd3nz5kTEfwHaZrjjpia9mDaD0MAiaTQKfy765L1icrTIicibQ"}
{"text": "温柔", "question": "百分之九十九的杀菌率剩下百分之一是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3423027"}
{"text": "明熹宗因木工活儿做的漂亮而当了皇帝这事儿题主怎么看？", "question": "高三学生因喜欢吃泡面被美国名校录取给了我们怎样的启示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是让你带球来的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdWB9ZTRUR2F47soXDEbSiaangvf8LoLUIrY04K377YNwDplANjIhUBJQ"}
{"text": "你会接到一个电话，问你我现在要狙击你了，所以请你别动。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "“必～～须～～的～～”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "厕所里的人怎么还不出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoyRDRJrlILPU1fNQqcMkGEMecmHRSb2rvIzcquBPnGOpvZNw4JNGebA"}
{"text": "门铃装的有点高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQv62r6HYEU13icEDEjk6kPDsrRgfFeHFPTibM7CnxDLvkaSkrgJkANibPnQ"}
{"text": "国家总动员法", "question": "我觉得没有人会关心这个新的法律，是吧？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7157413"}
{"text": "无氪玩家收集登录奖励来装备自己。", "question": null, "star": 786, "type": "I2T", "image": "7058371"}
{"text": "两次的话，可以接受这样的态度。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7087388"}
{"text": "从二楼滴眼药水那怎么可能正常呢？", "question": "石头上待不了三年，还是换地方比较好。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6658843"}
{"text": "桥本大辉", "question": null, "star": 135, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "要下班的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3x1gBUliblw0hG8SAlBicz1GKwbJNAO1lYLO26YcfNs4bHJA6icF7X3egg"}
{"text": "坏心的野比，这是三人特攻队限定的！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4584236"}
{"text": "世界最可爱的一个‘u’。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4724244"}
{"text": "刚看了盗墓笔记的我表示这个问题极为恐怖…", "question": "在家如何做好看好吃的粽子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我头皮的放大照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMyfaKAYswxSmGrY37qP6sN6miaCeRkv0wrFGvJAiaH5uyh5hSU6Q8vMprQ"}
{"text": "我是虾", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "看到目击者提供的画像后认为身份曝光的犯人自首了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyraxwegx6j30ci0elmzu"}
{"text": "热可擦。对于我重写了一遍政治作业这件事情我没什么好说的。", "question": "大家用过什么反人类的文具？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撒在电视下的图钉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2194f3pxoj30ci0eltco"}
{"text": "钢琴", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "把没放整齐的货件归回原位", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "毫无违和感", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fyd1ht308lj20yi17q7wh"}
{"text": "一位老板，在自己的公司日渐式微之际，为此殚精竭虑、一天只睡四个小时，有什么可奇怪的呢？奇怪的是，我为什么要为别人家的公司每天只睡四个小时呢？", "question": "如何看待张朝阳回应一天睡四小时，并称「状态很好」，这种生活方式应当加以宣扬吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是说好了要拍露骨照吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5eBicdF9kYbBZkQQIWm8yHQDnNxicJpIhquQRYQeYHgJyCqILHDPeXqUg"}
{"text": "虽然一直被叫做明日妈妈，但没有芦田爱菜就被人嘲笑是假的明日妈妈。", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "这是您要的本店最长的筷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjicIxdCe6r2MaKH3VUXMYLt6CZDDBzRvEfn6hLrIornV3Rl1Cq6KFanQ"}
{"text": "我在等待春天的到来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4123064"}
{"text": "您是先生还是女士？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388813"}
{"text": "明天年会表演的节目标题是《理发》", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "一晚十万日元吗...我考虑一下。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230365"}
{"text": "被壁咚的姑娘会使用葵花点穴手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1uhbibwKnwMQR8UjBtQicOoBOrOUTyRVCvhVxg4aoGuuqrmAc4qAr3zVg"}
{"text": "不知道算不算科技领域，姑且一答。2016年，好像是十月份，摩拜单车刚进入深圳不久，我就说共享单车这个模式绝无盈利的可能，最终会制造出一堆垃圾贻害社会。我一朋友不信，说“市场支配”、“流量变现”云云，我就跟他打了个50块钱的赌，说一年以内共享单车90%都得完蛋。然后到了2017年10月，正是共享单车行业如火如荼的时候，我也因为我的误判损失掉50块钱。然而他ofo里的199块钱至今还在排队中，遥遥无期。", "question": "截止到目前为止，你在科技领域做过的最大误判是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“没有，我没生气”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqOSZV2OpZn5ia7V2ZFT6RgpV8upsavW9R9npNLMOzibHFqc167slicTCrA"}
{"text": "今天是星期五！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4742369"}
{"text": "司仪介绍我：“这个人非常有趣。”", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "7100954"}
{"text": "喝下全场隐形药水逃票看比赛没想到踢进了加时赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBicYIQ9k2x9YLrZd75icDgJ2VITgodV68LEKRJd3eVjkzia6U197AaWA7w"}
{"text": "汽车轮胎都快被我压爆了，这事儿让我太震惊，无法掩饰。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3837200"}
{"text": "别人让我把手放在胸口听听，但听的内容不会被手告诉我。", "question": null, "star": 320, "type": "I2T", "image": "5817200"}
{"text": "女朋友：“如果出轨我就是狗！”现在去医院的路上不知挂什么科室。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "广东人眼里的福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib1MvrBj6xITjPTxbPhicrWLlHGic85ZshQGyP6T1xY6ibNh8bALuqTWFQg"}
{"text": "守护人民的人也会遵守法律。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5826705"}
{"text": "厕所门口排队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fhtv0m4bd3j20ar0a4aau"}
{"text": "满脸是汗，没力气。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6342147"}
{"text": "把觉得不靠谱的需求放到最后做。很可能到时候需求就变了。", "question": "有哪些老鸟程序员知道而新手不知道的小技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "犯罪分子没有留下任何指纹……一直戴手套的就只有你了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Rey3ibRStPWSMJbUbdzwcVty38EPwtmOAJGv9O2YYWo3RibcCjdWtIUQA"}
{"text": "17 歲了", "question": "是什么让你们放下了16岁的欢喜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快看快看～我把路标拔来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6fn9hrk5pj30ci0elwio"}
{"text": "我的心有时候会突然变得顽皮，自行停止跳动，所以我会一边跳跃一边自己做心脏按摩。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3291663"}
{"text": "你觉得也是吧？", "question": null, "star": 9830, "type": "I2T", "image": "2521826"}
{"text": "排水沟里却装着马桶。", "question": "我购房的首日就发现了最糟糕的事实。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6110841"}
{"text": "接到关于才能和家庭教育情况的谈话邀请，赶到了幼儿园公告栏上贴着的“谢谢妈妈”图画。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6272849"}
{"text": "乌鸦在强风中飞向天空。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "93095"}
{"text": "火烧云制作中……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPUvHmRQyRELAsFUicdMHNl0c5EKb5VtgYdOD8uymKmDictb1rjricKQpOQ"}
{"text": "吃到一半的面包突然不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCkiaMxmseLCru8xuAwhNEibPhvbLCb2INFbkmCOlVv9HiaVqfHnvxGXicKxMKXicDj3twtUagk3EAYQ"}
{"text": "对面小孩没要到冰淇淋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1habmumenhyj30ci0eljsv"}
{"text": "那家理发店...按照我说的做了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3260512"}
{"text": "谁这么缺德，放马桶盖上！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHPnkQo0lpTIvib36jUGIwRvjF3XYVibJKK2sNUjwJcywyasGWfHKVsenw"}
{"text": "她的蓝颜们也和你有一样的苦恼。。。。。。。", "question": "女朋友不肯对所谓的「蓝颜」们公开恋情，这科学吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "10:56-0----45:38", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJm4J0HOnmJbk5oO2aKNt8ACYmMdIIZvvb0YkYiaaBM8ThnxEFtL8ssJqg"}
{"text": "我一个人玩抢椅子游戏，笑得停不下来了。", "question": null, "star": 769, "type": "I2T", "image": "3394736"}
{"text": "妈妈查房妈妈走后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr39kvgbMG7JKu5PJHECgk7OOaThD6eeRG2A1TiaVI3MKo5Ju4gAOroNg"}
{"text": "妈妈说：“给我买个惊吓饼干。”", "question": "可能是大麦克吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5584072"}
{"text": "他说下午联系我，结果晚上11点才联系我，我气炸了。", "question": "为什么不说午后中而说午后?", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7293814"}
{"text": "连续抽到了好多只小龙虾。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3182545"}
{"text": "被各自的元男友护送着。", "question": "新人入场，请勿喧哗破坏气氛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233352"}
{"text": "算了吧，没关系。", "question": "简直就是个废物。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5369790"}
{"text": "夜上海，夜上海，哎呦哎呦拔萝卜。", "question": "有没有哪两首音乐是因为巧合而十分相似？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "首先离职主动退群这是你本分，其次抢个红包被阴阳怪气这是他没情分，双方都不体面啊！此话伤害性不大，离职了理他干嘛，但侮辱性很强，可怼回去，「离职了就不能抢红包？」当然怼回去就是自降档次，与老板无情无义相映成趣，拿了不到 30 块钱也属实无趣，倒不如送一波助攻给同事们。1.杀伤力一颗星：不好意思，忘记了，一直把这个群当成自己的家，忘记自己已经离家了，江湖路远，朋友再会！2.杀伤力三颗星：哟，这人走茶凉，卸磨杀驴啊，也罢，跟着你这种无情无义的老板有啥好事？拜拜了，各位！3.杀伤力五颗星：对不起点错了，这可要了老板的命了，亲爱的同事们，本人已离职，江湖路远，情深意重，本人发个大红包表达离别之情，后会有期。然后发一个比老板大的红包！", "question": "刚离职，老板群里因发工资发了个红包，我抢了 28.53，他发了「离职了抢什么红包」，该怎么回？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在尝试光合作用。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6230980"}
{"text": "牛市早被关起来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "那个在班长选举中落选的人开始鼓吹下面反抗上面。", "question": "在战国武将担任职务时常见的情况。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7301692"}
{"text": "对不起……是偶然的……只是一时冲动……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246223"}
{"text": "对不起，我犯错了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7165076"}
{"text": "不可以这样说老爸哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy8hd7vke6j30ci0elq5n"}
{"text": "我是男的。我女朋友，现在是妻子也一直有这方面的困扰。后来她家给我们买了房子和车子以后，我再也没有智商的优越感了", "question": "男朋友什么都懂，完全没办法在智商上压制他，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买了提高智力的保健品，坚持买着吃 3 个月，果然管用了，从此就不买了。", "question": "你买过什么很贵但又很值的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世博园区现在已经开放了。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7342607"}
{"text": "这个守门员是不是未成年啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "宗教煎法第一步：煎一份牛排第二步：在一个本子上写下：该牛排熟度为 2π第三步：在另一个本子上写下：第一个本子记录的是真理。当有人质疑牛排不是 2π 熟时，提供第一个本子作为证明当有人质疑本子内容真实性时，提供第二个作为证明当有人质疑第二个本子真实性时，提供第一个本子作为证明：因为该牛排为 2π 熟，证明第二个本子准确无误，因此第一个本子准确无误。当有人对该循环论证表示质疑时，首先表示愤慨，然后要求其证伪牛排并非 2π 熟。", "question": "如何做出 2π 分熟的牛排？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在饼干厂给饼干钻孔。", "question": "春节回家你打算怎么和亲友介绍、解释自己的专业都是干什么的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脚只是装饰而已，只有伟大的人才能理解这一点。我是英雄。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1599447"}
{"text": "在树荫下换衣服吧，来吧！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387621"}
{"text": "自己打翻了东西搬个猫过去顶罪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f5mcqeyf16j207z0ct3zi"}
{"text": "处", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPd8rZg5177Z22ofJYDIBt7pSMnyYXjkwf3w72crPhNKzUettY4hb6Xw"}
{"text": "听取大家提议更改开会形式后领导的发言时间得到有效控制", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGCTCjFzuylBAW7229MDIzWMdcsPCa46RGAS4fIYfqrViafb8UKkrEtfA"}
{"text": "哈哈，大家看着呢，看着呢。好厉害啊❤️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3322262"}
{"text": "不外乎就是那些破事儿。没好好读书。辜负了女人。跟爸妈别扭。生孩子太早。生孩子太晚。没抓住机会。念纯真年代。等等。没啥新鲜的。以及，分享一位老友的箴言：再来一次，你也不会做得更好。", "question": "当 30 岁、40 岁乃至 50 岁的人回顾他们的从前，他们通常会有哪些后悔之处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“大点声，听不见救命啊，着火啦“好，很有精神！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVkgk4icmoJ4o47SWC7krXV5syaUSOrWdviaOTLVO0lRbwl9IS1Gep1vxg"}
{"text": "「欧尼酱知道的太多了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hctehx846tj30ci0elq7e"}
{"text": "2000 年，北京昌平大学生军训基地的厕所墙上曾刻有如下字句：「清晨八点至九点间，出营房向北，至围栏处，觅一老头，与之交谈，可得物品。」", "question": "你见过哪些在厕所隔间门上的奇葩句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扑通一声跳入了水里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5540844"}
{"text": "R-18级新的机器猫电影，替身演员数量庞大", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064685"}
{"text": "布洛奔：紧急情况发生。自动门故障被关在里面了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191174"}
{"text": "那个丁丁，有辣么大大大大大……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "等等，我能想起来，先别提醒我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehwdrwcexkj20b109z3zj"}
{"text": "要告诉那些家长，这东西有辐射，这事就解决了。", "question": "如何看待浙江小学生被戴上头环，被实时监测上课是否走神？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "9楼的快出来，我都看见你高空掷物了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "醒醒，该吃安眠药了“", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9HmMANmo0Vu5W1Y1E0icK7UHUUZhgsbfmSMs3SX1cy4neLOYTETUiaInQ"}
{"text": "喂，你那个是石原制片公司的餐车活动吧！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "108145"}
{"text": "放下你的架子，别装大老虎。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6641408"}
{"text": "关键时刻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506230"}
{"text": "关节弹得好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6651798"}
{"text": "这是个豆子挑战。", "question": "田中有许多有趣的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6937907"}
{"text": "哎呀，早点回家把作业写完，心里就痛快了！", "question": "沟口健二绝不会说的事情。", "star": 103, "type": "T2T", "image": "4812728"}
{"text": "别在人家生日那天说这种话，你真是个傻子！", "question": "2月28日是傻瓜节，请尽情装傻吧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1955835"}
{"text": "“我想到了一个绝妙的表情，让我先找找”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "改日吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdG4M3FPEzT4c4pRD9Rr9yx3mlGDIFnMIWnjoyn1LEGsz6Xr3yrG3N6Q"}
{"text": "你刚刚建完最后一块砖头时就没想着留个梯子嘛，该死，我们被落在墨西哥了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNjCQNAehzPAN3uh4tMwiamRibaVwMmrkfVMAkjggzHChUuTzpImJia3ibmQ"}
{"text": "退休绿毒犬家中发现大量私藏麻果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQsicteLJzLpMUQnZP3ZayowCbmTD8h2giaSb4YW9icqdVcA0EDSR9QN9DQ"}
{"text": "震度二级", "question": "安倍的国葬能被取消吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6798184"}
{"text": "《奥特曼0——奥特兄弟诞生的秘密》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5896972"}
{"text": "伞兵之家", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "先生请试试我们的一叶子保湿水", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "女儿上幼儿园时给的捶肩券在她出嫁前一天用掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxmvl81h52j30ci0eln09"}
{"text": "落榜了？自己拿笔把名字加上去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwBsuvT12USNrgiaM92ibic9w7IwrrrlU0lkPBsRzePvu5QPZy0SIZ3SubSSykAuOjfoKGzkNwtLSJQ"}
{"text": "遣隋使的任期结束后举行的告别宴会。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6354963"}
{"text": "泡泡糖轮到我嚼了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNf52zraSB7qbsjCLxsmXVYfJE6k4BkT5QtyD2NYNqBwDJjNLTceKdeA"}
{"text": "组成裆部", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "穿过几次~~ 秋裤没干，只好穿女票的裤袜去上班。第一次感觉裤袜这么小，这么短怎么可能穿的进去？5 分钟后……我凑，好贴身，好暖，好舒服，还不用担心外裤显的很臃肿，对于一个持续长肉的人简直是福音~~还自带黑色袜子，免去了路上袜子和秋裤分离时候脚脖的痛苦，简直集万千宠爱于一身……就是晚上脱的时候有点显娘，而且总有种马上要被 * 的感觉。", "question": "男生可以把女生的裤袜当秋裤穿吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的VIP会员和我的朋友们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtgFIqN4LbH3MSCmZFia4iaFZCtBbzf07Bncp8vFxzyY51cGk1YxfaKmicA"}
{"text": "被抛弃的我在街头苟活，被你捡起，洗净身体，我真心想要传达这种感觉，所以我要唱歌，猫在说唱。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2278675"}
{"text": "不要骗我们了，你肯定是 HR！", "question": "90 女，单身，怎样认识程序员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "处理完腋毛后，玩石头剪刀布就变得奇怪了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6497367"}
{"text": "宅家常发呆。", "question": "分享一个无人能理解的夏日回忆。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3409604"}
{"text": "尿床的借口真牛逼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3cbjboo3gj30ci0elaca"}
{"text": "慢跑的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicTqh3aVls5f92nhzLjfJ9szJBqk1UCYn5RQic1YSaB0GmQL832t3Ty3g"}
{"text": "马科，你不会飞吗？那你就只是一头猪。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6372815"}
{"text": "红血球：“氧气！氧气！”白血球：“白痴，那是流感病毒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz4ia2WLxeS1sJ9zAM7wRTmFA1rjJPTVUpWqzvicknoWWeczgdib9xOp0sqA"}
{"text": "召唤兽好漂亮。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5619937"}
{"text": "木兰，我们尽力了伤口太难缝合了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaTa7oic4AaQx9rdvIQv8b1jhX2seZC0ibCdQcbR6oGY4Lwp4UpYY8uU4g"}
{"text": "前世是麒麟的时候，血液都在沸腾。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6524260"}
{"text": "我想让他们把原汁原味的拿出来，不要太加工了。", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "以后拉屎还玩手机不？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicA63HsHReHRKODllzgGcmeDOoLJLzCMBfbJcEgictjVWsWYpY2Yx6xo3g"}
{"text": "不凭我自己一个人的力量打倒你的话……哆啦A梦是不会安心回去的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtvdnc63muj30ci0eldk8"}
{"text": "南方人认为北方人抗冻，北方人认为南方不冷。", "question": "北方人与南方人之间都有哪些常见的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "xx 寺庙、xx 道观、xx 景点这里有多少个台阶，意为福寿禄、十八罗汉、三十六天罡七十二地煞、七十二洞天福地……有次当地请了国家名导现场来讲课，路过某个塔，就有新导游问，请问这个台阶有多少个，又有什么意义？国家级名导有点懵逼，很无奈地答道：「就一普通台阶，没啥特殊意义。」", "question": "有哪些被导游讲烂了的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "写了个现代超级英雄片。不是标题党（比如《煎饼侠》），是漫威那种真正有超能力的而且反派超级强大的超级英雄。片中有一些搞笑的地方，但这种类型是不可能完全按喜剧去做的，参考漫威的《雷神 3》，顶天了也只能这样。片方意见：你得有密集的笑点，两分钟一个，建议看看《煎饼侠》。", "question": "编剧在写剧本的过程中有哪些哭笑不得的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记得演秀才的喻恩泰某次接受采访的时候提到一个细节，筹备期间导演告诉他要演个有学问的人，让他多读些书找感觉，喻恩泰就老老实实的去读书。然后开拍了，导演说你读的这些都用不上，于是秀才那种读了很多书但是用不上的感觉很容易就有了。现在这么浮躁的风气下这么下功夫打磨角色已经很难了。", "question": "为什么现在拍不出来《家有儿女》《武林外传》这样的情景喜剧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家长在街上遇到熟人时的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNpsKtummV9EHNonUiciaOq3Pq3sMThN87XjxbAib8KgfG2b0HWyTALJ2og"}
{"text": "NBA：这球居然进了？ CBA：这球居然没进？", "question": "CBA 和 NBA 比赛的差距在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这些人撒谎的技术真差劲啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125343"}
{"text": "报名间谍班的男生看普通班的男生军训", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHYwSicmP4t0btSVJfLoAOQXXBw2a7xy8ZEruec1ltdv5J6gJvo1tFuzA"}
{"text": "这个健身私教真的好没有说服力喔！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7asc5wqrej20ii0naq5x"}
{"text": "妈妈=别人", "question": "从游戏中删除一个角色，让他/她离开游戏。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386788"}
{"text": "试图提醒老板拉链没拉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT8qKnrdQW3IIUB2sTRia7QYjWdMfvw5DYk9ZVbtTiciclj8Ng300icL3HEg"}
{"text": "青灯照壁人初睡，冷雨敲窗伏地魔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXCE0tu9TSPHqCDtQjiawiaiaSQiakkbsjWzbMD3J5rcGQfhdDaUrOyAEtibg"}
{"text": "私以为应该也不是什么光荣的事。", "question": "没看过世界名著是否丢人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“阿姨，你在做什么好吃的？我能尝一口吗？”“我在熬中药！”“那我尝一小口。”“……”", "question": "什么是真正的吃货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们别再排挤大雄了！关键时刻的背刺，才更令人绝望哦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8lzs0rhutj30ci0el42b"}
{"text": "“别，今天不安全”“来不及了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJCjoMKOhZ6Mt88ticVYziaRafvE6IDDlLBEW5zalYsKOy2WvTZ8k6RA4A"}
{"text": "猫咪犯规了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4830235"}
{"text": "“婚后享受国王般的待遇”原来是指路易十六啊…", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmichHHhiahOj5oNRP5UgKSphKQqjMjefOZcpRJpImmJxrwGwZLLl4Ek0Q"}
{"text": "我们好像在哪见过，你知道吗别扯了伙计，上半场咱俩对位不是", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx7levhjj20hs0g2myy"}
{"text": "这只猫和那只猫。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212981"}
{"text": "还是技术没学到位。我有个朋友学生物的，可会造孩子了", "question": "为什么学计算机的，不会修计算机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄的机器猫！", "question": "机器猫绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5633887"}
{"text": "都戴着竹蜻蜓", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4z6s6a6q9j20k60p541l"}
{"text": "醒来后，应该已经有30万了吧。", "question": "睡觉前说句话。", "star": 74, "type": "T2T", "image": "4416715"}
{"text": "家里的好几亩地都被翻好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHXRPKSxMnfO668UtbIPRKliaCXJhuqicds7y0Yhic7OU0TU5dtXVkR5fGA"}
{"text": "你，有纸吗？", "question": null, "star": 209, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gs2tpk9b0ej60yx1ak7eg02"}
{"text": "花钱去旅行。", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "放心拉，我保证什么都不做！要留宿的男友对你说道", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwbsbil5tj20yi1cgh56"}
{"text": "家里的吊扇逃跑了，几个人都抓不住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3nvZY0D1Bampv4raXjC031CxrTATxyhl9Rnz8JWlF9zOWNKU9BmNNicg"}
{"text": "24678。", "question": "如何用数学卖个萌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其他的路走不通了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3385901"}
{"text": "攻击力下降了1级。", "question": "没想到吉田沙保里竟然实力下滑了！发生了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6690721"}
{"text": "夏利是间谍。", "question": "这家寿司店可能是间谍窝，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6783122"}
{"text": "自从那次事件以来，我一直在刻苦练习躲避冲撞。", "question": null, "star": 156, "type": "I2T", "image": "6338411"}
{"text": "已经进行了年龄确认。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6909809"}
{"text": "我把那个代替了豆沙，应该不会被发现吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3900392"}
{"text": "趁着学生没发现，植物学老师赶紧把不认识的草都拔干净", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Ratap6vAGhPeicImwGNSMvzTKjO0SuprpG96hrUyQs5XV9dB325B1wNQ"}
{"text": "我和罗志祥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNhvib2Ozy0krW1NwtuRl03uQyLrl7ogOYpq9mibb0iafoHGhva4yfgCamg"}
{"text": "之前在土里藏坚果的地方修了路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fut622ytsqj20md0mdtbw"}
{"text": "图腾柱", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6083133"}
{"text": "思考的人", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6501779"}
{"text": "主刀医生：所以他是怎么放进去的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6p0hh0vVkrj3MTASicDdcQHPm4icbkpcdABANBFoWNjzzd08txWlVXibLlQ"}
{"text": "我还没收到过感谢信呢。", "question": "请编一个看起来很强的冷笑话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5348197"}
{"text": "芥末真好吃！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5940608"}
{"text": "导致事故频发的交通协管员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCq7UrfZaFA2Zb0aiaibneRMY8YibiamIOUyOTza3QFIBjXC1iaz9mNAD882og"}
{"text": "我觉得，世界上人太多了，不好轮吧", "question": "大家相不相信轮回？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "问得好！这个问题其实 Eason 早早就想过。很多歌星开演唱会假唱，要是有人怀疑我假唱怎么办？我就唱一个 Live 版。有人要问了，如果 Live 版也是假的怎么办?话说当年 Eason 非常郁结，我作为一个名歌手，要是被人怀疑是假唱，说出去不被人笑掉大牙了？朱子讲得好啊，格物致知。于是乎 Eason 在一座山上拼命地格啊，最终一天半夜里，他忽然有了顿悟，格出了个理，我要是忘词不就肯定不是假唱了吗？", "question": "陈奕迅演唱会是否每场都是真唱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【投诉马桶】坐标上海交通大学医学院附属 xh 医院 1 楼急诊。病人验大便，好不容易拉出来了，刚站起来，就被自动冲水马桶冲走了！！！", "question": "从医期间，你碰到过最奇葩的投诉是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就你叫布洛芬啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OictzHPtNDHfIV4pk6GcrkSItibdMFC4hqZgLq9WpAOFZiagVIh0e7bLAQ"}
{"text": "鱼竿被鱼拽走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNx5cW3br2u5licMTWmmKh7fubibvrsricf1HgcxcEpuqOHYfh2Z9DnINFg"}
{"text": "液化石油气", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "强力胶受害猫", "question": null, "star": 61, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "从明天开始，要演奏那个大的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861732"}
{"text": "输不代表结束，放弃才是真正的结束。但是，这仅限于强者。", "question": "在谚语或名言后面加上“但是”来破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5618635"}
{"text": "来，看看你的个人主页吧！黑历史也挺有趣的呢。(笑)", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5464832"}
{"text": "民间警察", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7251599"}
{"text": "您想要喝茶吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7329205"}
{"text": "“我的意思是说，你这样子很容易被侵犯哦”", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "虽然这里不需要掌声，可是这个屁真的戀不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7kfWf3vZl0RjVrQQIsl30BDK8cHaiaO3uVg7sicGVYpkSvZrsszIoGrNA"}
{"text": "他说，他说……你就不能像狗一样拉完吃掉吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHK3rGxGejeiaoxqylhjFS8FI8x1CNlUpNpbsrnp6yZhaI5uvImlLfeUA"}
{"text": "踩踏的人们在排队吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6382482"}
{"text": "我家楼下就有个遛猫的老太太……经常看见她用绳子领着一只一脸「老子认栽」表情的猫下楼……", "question": "为什么没有人遛猫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大约在第三阶段从上面突然下来的敌人", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313168"}
{"text": "宫野，我也带你一起去吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5128150"}
{"text": "对易容逃跑计划自信满满的薄仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJPjialibCPa7W6wwdnpCG7JvGRyDSt4oHdNH0KfwIZKbiaRbl1UITNZHgQ"}
{"text": "哎呀，我忘记问你叫什么名字了……", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "6529408"}
{"text": "大熊哥哥", "question": "把动漫角色的名字改得土气一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5434508"}
{"text": "尿检拿去化验时医生和护士不理人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2ikbkqeefj30ci0el787"}
{"text": "一不小心入侵了五角大楼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xotLsiarjln9fuChHdTw2V9AukGmxcAQ2n6qY13fJF3JhTUhcpicXdND2w"}
{"text": "纯纯右撇子", "question": null, "star": 340, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "被男朋友用前女友的名字称呼了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097027"}
{"text": "向圣诞老人许愿要的房子车子和老婆，在圣诞节的时候送到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNWg6N2M4D2Rp5icm5FVjYnWFK8YrI5J6SqUI4vWYwpxGH7w5KkicV9dBA"}
{"text": "选了最便宜的开锁套餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZeGo3ChfgFeyAax0nMG7tYyuoM1JnenQicIcdE2dol8scUF2BnP6s6ag"}
{"text": "我做梦都没想到我三十岁了还在做这个！", "question": null, "star": 466, "type": "I2T", "image": "7239848"}
{"text": "我初中高中每周都有花式小测验，我妈她老人家，把我每周的排名做成折线图…搁家里挂着…ಥ_ಥ把上次比我低这次比我高的同学用黄色标出来。把上次比我高这次比我低的同学用绿色标出来。我严重怀疑这是她 20 年股龄带来的强力后遗症…", "question": "为了孩子高考，家长干过哪些「丧心病狂」的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今年给大雄办葬礼吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ac2qco24j30ci0elgp2"}
{"text": "红牛车队", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "工作人员一一展示废票", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1gb21b54fqoj20yi1b84jq"}
{"text": "随便、你决定吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162890"}
{"text": "酸奶1000毫升。", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "绑架的是遛狗不牵绳的大妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RNB5MMXsLHOALrqJwD2O1hmGnmSygbictO6L6EylqcXicXvjUxuoYicfUA"}
{"text": "那个从天而降的男孩被忽略了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7314806"}
{"text": "妈妈要过来了，等会儿问起来你就说是自己不小心掉下去的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKIadiagPytOia9onpb2CqyJTzvrQHwBNG9aSsK2ic7UoiaZRX18Zqy7paNA"}
{"text": "痒痒的，好想挠。", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "这个金箍尺寸不对啊？你是要当我师傅还是要当我老公？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "等她猜了一堆食物后带她去吃第一个她猜的东西就水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8khLhHNecxdcmI11Vg3FrFAia3z5LMiax5wK7sYO0iahrDHjGIakYoJGibPg"}
{"text": "巧克力素描呢。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496941"}
{"text": "巨人派对结束了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3182545"}
{"text": "星期一早晨，虽然前一天的《海螺小姐》比赛中左手赢了，但在早安决胜负的第一局中，用右手又战胜了轻部先生！恭喜两连胜！", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "7149334"}
{"text": "他们的名字是金庸起的，我们的名字是爸妈起的。", "question": "为什么金庸小说里名字那么好听而现实中大部分人的名字没有那么好听？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻瓜", "question": "我喊过一次。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6172074"}
{"text": "太讨厌他了，看他看的书，走他走过的路，就是上不了他上的大学。", "question": "你为什么讨厌李健？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上岸一会儿即口渴难耐", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3c8n25fj5j20yi0vfgt0"}
{"text": "集盗家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAiamZybaCgA1ZlnBpiaicQJ1ROU7licDRt7iaKxS7j4RdLkEynOCvyHp6I1g"}
{"text": "我说个简单直接的方法，把自己带入到相声中捧哏的角色就不会被套话了。举几个例子：逗：你家住哪？捧：这您也研究？逗：听说老板对新来的小周不太满意？捧：您给大伙儿说说……逗：你工资多少？捧：我就算了，比不上您呐！哎，这样，您教教我，怎么才能涨工资？我向您学习学习……逗：你媳妇几岁？漂亮吗？捧：我去你的吧！", "question": "怎么防止被套话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说离车站步行5分钟的中介一路上一言不发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu76shxdq8j30ci0eldji"}
{"text": "（这里居然没宝箱……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h72fb9buguj30ci0elq6r"}
{"text": "你这个问题就让我很生气", "question": "程序员，有需求做需求，有bug改bug，有什么好生气的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "方便面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdK8kKQ3qvlpm9IQ1pPBF5QoCoictO369SbcXZfRUgJsvViaws0KxClNXA"}
{"text": "广东人眼里的福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaMOuJheYQaQsG3VicmPwlWGySFNy0S4rxh6iakdQvsJbMhdp5nNn8BHNp4rz2GzxlH9FyanXSCFzg"}
{"text": "据我所知，编辑的手段通常是虚设 deadline；而作者就得想办法识破假的 deadline，从而拖到真正的 deadline。这是编作者的永恒战争，谁赢谁输，看个人了。", "question": "写稿老拖稿怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看着我，跟我说，猫猫不是敌人，猫猫是宠物", "question": null, "star": 236, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "虽然遵守了“裙子长度在膝上15厘米以内”的校规，但不知为何还是被叫到了学生指导室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KDvEBv8SdUENqsc4KjSOAGicStLy0n9nWcVDmlb0048YLkyQzEhaoCtg"}
{"text": "姓都，叫都行。没错，都行。和老婆一起见她朋友，见面前对方发信息。朋友：怎么称呼你老公？我老婆：都行。朋友：那也得有个叫法啊……我老婆：都行啊……朋友：所以他英文名是 whatever 么？我老婆：英文名是 Xing 啊……", "question": "有一个稀有的姓是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太ba", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVSj2KXiaDKibianpszX9dWhHn4CicicZwTXVCK04njevvKIJ0YAwyD7HSpWA"}
{"text": "可恶！趁人家量体温时来偷袭，太卑鄙了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eazu4p5ukgj20ba0ajq4g"}
{"text": "他们好像集中火力攻击我...但这个战斗服对子弹没有效果。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6867123"}
{"text": "满心期待颜色会褪色的红色T恤。", "question": "为什么他会买这么不高兴的礼物回来呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1918456"}
{"text": "如果你在 80 年代初和更早的中国农村生活过，见识过陈旧的土坯墙，茅草屋，见识过人畜同屋，山羊有时会把黑粪蛋拉在人的卧室门口。见识过那个年代的食物供给的热量。 如果你能理解在 70 年代黑泽明拍的电影里 把 80 公斤的白人叫做“美国来的巨人”你就会明白，红糖水和鸡蛋是真的补，为什么坐月子期间不能吹风，不能碰冷水（那个年代你说有纯净过滤的冷水？你一定智商有硬伤）为什么坐月子是女人人生大事，危险犹如过泸定桥。如果你去过现在三甲医院的高护病房，听说过去甲肾上腺素和心脏除颤设备，每天 喝过鲜牛奶和见识过 90 后城市男孩的平均身高。 你同样会明白，现在还要执行神秘的”坐月子“是有多愚昧，是有多不愿意接受新事物。任何事，要从多维度，多尺度去衡量它，要知道它的适用范围和前提条件，而不是简单粗暴 又极端的”好“或”坏“ ”对与错“。", "question": "中国式坐月子科学吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈说：“你哪能养狗啊！快把狗带回原来的地方！”所以我把狗带回去了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4359742"}
{"text": "鸭年", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4415160"}
{"text": "说明王健林应该走出困境了", "question": "如何看待王思聪评论罗志祥《男孩，女孩》文章：「四十岁啦还自称男孩」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的太阳~~~", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "章宇歌，这是真的，从小学四年级起海绵宝宝大火之后，我的名字就毁了。", "question": "名字特别难听是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "凉宫春日的忧郁", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "我醉了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6475103"}
{"text": "我周围一个男性朋友的经历...高中。他和他女朋友早恋，被班主任发现了。班主任把他叫出去好好地谈了一下。班主任（循循善诱）：你现在才上高中，你能给她什么？你能为她做什么？他（目光无辜）：我要为了她好好学习，将来挣好多钱给她买一个大房子，养她。班主任（惊奇）：说的是哦！", "question": "高中早恋有什么搞笑的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于田中君的暑假研究『30分钟攻占学校方案』太真实紧急召开了防御会议", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha984dkq9vj30ci0eln13"}
{"text": "‘看到小便器是什么样了吗”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Boibm3ict0zfaITGB83NdtDpVed6MibficyCDQoRvOlRwSXibIfnSjibH4g19g"}
{"text": "随着零点钟声的敲响灰姑娘的魔法解除了", "question": null, "star": 342, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmhh70x4jgj60y819mdna02"}
{"text": "中午休息，跟部门一群大老爷们打篮球。总觉得他们打球好娘，我都是各种封盖，投篮……直到今天部门经理没有去打球，我仿佛在跟一群 NBA 的人在打球。那天我还盖了经理好多球呢！", "question": "有什么细思极恐的小故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿，被骗了呢，小田田 的三秒之前。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160965"}
{"text": "会不会我才是宠物而我的人类才是主人呢】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoFcMVS6nszdMgHMKADHWDIWCEN4mfOHBDQV4r8TfrVaRuL9y162ib1iaw"}
{"text": "谢谢你之前借给我的红蓝铅笔。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2240801"}
{"text": "题主妹子，其实，据我观察，如果不是因为性欲，大多数男人更喜欢和男人在一起玩的", "question": "性对男人来说到底有多重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我现在不仅在小时候梦想中的软件公司工作，还（理论上）在小时候梦想中的游戏公司工作", "question": "媒体称微软将以 687 亿美元收购动视暴雪，动视暴雪盘前大涨 37%，两者未来将如何发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小黑（或者小酷）", "question": "在大阪万博会中，吉本可能会做什么样的展览呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4189717"}
{"text": "这个方案非常可行有效。往新冠患者体内注射消毒液，我承认这有赌的成分，但病毒和人必须死一个。如果死的是病毒，那完美，川大统领今年连任妥妥的，运作下下半年拿下诺贝尔医学奖＋总统不是问题，Fox:《震惊，原来在家就能彻底治愈新冠肺炎》如果死的是人，那就更好办了，这人是死于化学品中毒，并非新冠肺炎。因新冠导致的死亡会大幅度降低。Fox: 《金发天使: 他拯救了美利坚》最后，如果注射消毒液，请注射从中国进口的消毒液。那样人死了之后又可以甩锅中国的消毒液害死了美国人。墙裂推荐全美采用大统领的建议，月底全面复工不是问题！MAGA！", "question": "如何评价特朗普建议注射消毒剂来防治新冠？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我没尝过这个味道。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196601"}
{"text": "你原来是小叮当的粉丝啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6888731"}
{"text": "用字幕把黑发男挡住", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "那个被连接到下水道的人举起了手。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7316767"}
{"text": "圣光", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "最后几根头发得到了特殊保护", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF78lvb8ibFLMlzPic7HAhn9zD5uFw0YaNSiaumddXEzBYRobDlficXljvVyg"}
{"text": "可是我没有迟到哦", "question": null, "star": 431, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h3pevzo3qsj61bv1rtqdx02"}
{"text": "嘘！Richi，小声点！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7060856"}
{"text": "AI乐园", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253527"}
{"text": "跟迎面走来的人向住了", "question": null, "star": 157, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzgndfjw96j60yy1akdnd02"}
{"text": "为了申请企业邮箱", "question": "为什么很多中国人热衷于取英文名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯，等你过生日的时候她送伟哥你就知道为什么了。", "question": "女朋友生日我送她减肥药。问：为什么我会被打？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遥控器是我的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDqUeL8HxK6rqicm7ILXcZ9UqN7sJN5HazbOVSDGBlojd3ESoKlphnLjfWqFqH57rSbg4ibJ7mDWoQ"}
{"text": "流鼻血", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g58z5xukhlj20u00vrgpl"}
{"text": "你老公走没", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmN9fp6amwPlyHuSLzTPHCSnvc1ck25DbkVWufC0lUZTTvOxMNMIiaia7eQ"}
{"text": "把这瓶可乐给那只蜗牛，求它不要再追杀我。", "question": "如果你有一瓶永远也喝不完的可乐（500ml），你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我手机忘带了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6n1f3vj208z09xdh5"}
{"text": "我在给自行车做检查。", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "好痛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1fd4vruh3x2g30hs0a0qv5"}
{"text": "自己珍藏多年的书，被别人拿来垫桌子腿的感觉。", "question": "喜欢多年的人和别人结婚了是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向灯神许愿希望自己能有六个女朋友后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YqtcEfCiaia1u2DRHysru414gktRtjg5gnVNBDQKzbsgxOZPMXtBGspZA"}
{"text": "去生物实验室？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601518"}
{"text": "一个男人，如果连同性都无法了解，那就不要尝试着去了解异性了。请自己好好感受一下我这句话的意义。", "question": "怎么看待女朋友的蓝颜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鸡肉卡在右后牙取不下来。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "1197497"}
{"text": "译文：YMCA的C部门负责人", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3471394"}
{"text": "工地上的三角锥挑战比赛开始了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6389409"}
{"text": "至少对于身处绝境的穷人来说，一个 99%机会死亡、1%机会拿几十万元的机会都是求之不得的。我会把这个机会让给这种绝境里的人，为了让自己良心过得去，我只要 10%分成就行了，剩下的 90%无论死活都给此人的家属。-PS：这个存活几率其实不算很低，按照市场规律我理应抽取 99.9%的提成的，但是这样我良心这一关过不去。我承认我不是一个理性人。", "question": "给你 1 亿元但是你必须吃一勺随机化学元素，你会吃吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "带女儿来美国度假，闺女穿了一双叫叫鞋，走一步响一下。几乎所有美国父母都对这鞋感兴趣，纷纷问哪儿买的。", "question": "有哪些外国人觉得惊奇，而国人习以为常的行为或习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都半个小时了，还是不敢往下看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzzxMjj3IlTaJgOictd6SMENicZ2EkKB88CibebUoPerqyuJWPSM645nShQ"}
{"text": "我原计划向附近的小学生透露我的真实身份，让他们大吃一惊，但没想到反而收到了一个惊喜，让我愣住了。", "question": null, "star": 82, "type": "I2T", "image": "2429960"}
{"text": "前辈不玩啊。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "6773880"}
{"text": "他们……他们往那边跑了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEW0nXEDx4604Mk32UYkQ27icgMvZibsAZ3Pa6J4SIEloYUpnTLvPIOIqQ"}
{"text": "和婆婆的生日是同一天。", "question": "我讨厌这样的父亲节。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2869761"}
{"text": "我要冻成狗了。", "question": "一只猫在井盖上待了几个小时，它会在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开学前一天，边打cf边补作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZM3AcvcuNzwTOgqwfn5icQGCg9hPgZKOKzc3za27wYYiaKW18sJ3yPk0w"}
{"text": "稍微吃一点就可以了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2915047"}
{"text": "启动程序...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4422761"}
{"text": "看来真的很不喜欢我买的椅子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0ic9JCvLgibI44muEXQQOyx9uvgdDnYibNsYZCibDnLJqClkYTdxR4FhQ7Q"}
{"text": "看的书，做的实验几乎全部都还给老师了。只留下了一项技能：吃烤肉的时候，倒孜然、花生末，以及其它固体调料从来不会突然倒多或者倒少。大概动作就是右手握着调料盒，做倾倒姿势。然后左手小幅度快速轻敲右手手腕，谁用谁知道。", "question": "会有机化学是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三枪都没打中，死刑犯都不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9l5ia2xmnPWnRGLskXf8CfdNoiaGKyPib1V9zBazDrLElXicN4xu2lwrp1w"}
{"text": "咋的，你前男友跟你这签竞业协议了？", "question": "和前男朋友在一块三年分手了，他无缝衔接同学，气得想发朋友圈骂他咋整?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我对题目的内容没有完全理解，而且还写错了字。", "question": "哎呀，糟糕了，我完全搞砸了。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793246"}
{"text": "子弹的贯穿能力过于超乎想象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9KuNZBicz0dEl5DeCSibIWSomKyh3MhgnGPTF8U1tsx7BeeB43qke6zfg"}
{"text": "CD", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goijqjeuzej30ci0elgmv"}
{"text": "孟姜女应该感恩，如果不是秦始皇让她丈夫修长城，他丈夫都没工作。", "question": "为什么单位给年轻人提供了工作，年轻人却不懂得感恩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要有点自觉，你没那么可爱。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317181"}
{"text": "想看看第七道选择题怎么选\n同桌波拿巴·盖乌斯·尤利乌斯·恺撒刚写好名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgLqn8PqmFdicEg9abrf035FdZchMWI5Lk9DZoYFURgndq9fPPkiaHC66Q"}
{"text": "如果支持率下降那么多，只能辞职了吧！真让人抓狂和嫉妒啊！", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "最近", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6396037"}
{"text": "《当代女性》（仅吐槽图中）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "虽然分身了，但谁是主体呢？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361839"}
{"text": "听说爸爸在单位特别受重用，大伙儿都夸他是单位的活招牌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euhh27qbp4j209v0azac0"}
{"text": "一边走路一边不断观察周围的人，不是小偷就是踢球的（狗头保命）", "question": "从哪可以看出一个人有经过足球训练的痕迹?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玄德先问他俩的年纪，然后说，我大。", "question": "三国中桃园结义，刘备年纪最长，故为大哥。假如刘备并非年长，那么刘关张的结拜关系将会怎样影响历史？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是一份只需抓取的工作，很简单！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7342116"}
{"text": "余天路华", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQqFHkC9iaiaT3JU3TmSd3e4OepyicVRyuvXtbBltC7uVVn7X5Nwib70f4cw"}
{"text": "小春", "question": "虽然我喜欢吃苦的东西，但是你有什么推荐吗？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2561275"}
{"text": "欧阳锋有白驼山，王重阳有重阳宫，黄药师有桃花岛，段智兴有大理国。这个故事告诉我们，没有房，就容易打光棍。欧阳锋有白驼山（偏远山区），就只能偷嫂子；王重阳有重阳宫（山区带别墅），所以有未婚妻；黄药师有桃花岛（海景），所以有元配；段智兴有大理国（城市户口），所以有一帮元配。这个故事告诉我们，有了房，还得看户口。", "question": "洪七公为什么没有另一半？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牙医非常专业。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4569644"}
{"text": "神奇女侠的胸比超人和蝙蝠侠的都要小。", "question": "如何评价电影 《蝙蝠侠大战超人：正义黎明》?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁让你发现了我俩的秘密关系", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gunc8bje2yj60ci0elgpm02"}
{"text": "免费玩家用系统赠送的点数学习了一个新招式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibF6rKvET8dysYSozyVTXkD4CavHoN3qicjvse68y9FMC7ZspiaeherWpA"}
{"text": "一起吧，我们来试试1", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6952396"}
{"text": "我买了件新衣服！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha7ph74x8pj30ci0el42p"}
{"text": "同行勿入，面斥不雅。", "question": "医生接诊医生是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家都到货了哦！伊比利亚猪！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6636646"}
{"text": "我爷携我爸我叔我婶在同一单位，我问我爸，我也去你们单位上班怎么样？我爸说，我们得罪的人都会找你报仇。", "question": "与父母在同一个单位工作是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的霹雳舞跳得不好。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1657553"}
{"text": "花菜局部放大图", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8s84gwgbbj20g20f676n"}
{"text": "我家父亲盆骨受过伤，医生不给用电热毯。有几年在乡下过冬，没有空调，又不能用电热毯……大家别急，家里有两只猫，左右各一只，如果是侧身睡，保暖效果比电热毯到位，还不担心温度过高。代价是，到了冬天老妈就不叠被子了！猫要睡懒觉。", "question": "冬天被子里长出猫是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我再问你一遍！瓜子呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2o1qrlr5cj30ci0eln03"}
{"text": "新型啤酒服务器。用完会收缩。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7164195"}
{"text": "还是学生就染了各种颜色的头发。", "question": "动画中理所当然存在的、毫无违和感就能接受的事物例子：片头画面。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "3662979"}
{"text": "请揣摩角色的心思。", "question": null, "star": 1445, "type": "I2T", "image": "5743371"}
{"text": "已经坐过三站了，可是她还没醒……她身上真的好香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nZhMTydJwXibZbNmyvuNJU6ummw3S2e6HYCic3dKKJ8w5D0o1UzGFMp7w"}
{"text": "因为有惯性的法则，即使在这么边缘的地方跳跃也不会摔得很重...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3976837"}
{"text": "这位先生，您正因为杀妻而接受精神鉴定呢", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "龙猫", "question": "这部电影的名字是《142号室》和《1年B组的回忆》。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5814070"}
{"text": "来人啊！抓痴汉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzhk4cngijj30ci0elwh7"}
{"text": "练习超级赛亚人合体", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TT24MVNuG0dVRwBicwmxxPBIxPXeicRJsecuicLhIO5AiajfZyKlib8hiaquQ"}
{"text": "我的名字是。", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 78, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "我说个短小精悍直击灵魂深处的吧——你只需要有钱就可以了。", "question": "我的父母是普通老百姓，有很多固执的观念，如何改变父母们根深蒂固的观念？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "病情很严重。", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "《流鼻血了没带纸》", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "因为有了观察者之后，无限可能的状态就塌缩了。", "question": "为什么文章写出来是为了给别人看的，可是写作的时候却很讨厌旁边有人看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你啊还是年轻，来这找答案，这都是些没控制住的人好吗", "question": "怎么样控制自己停止刷微博，刷知乎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？这个和妈妈的味道一样啊...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3089029"}
{"text": "如果这是在墨西哥边境就好了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379569"}
{"text": "圣地亚哥酥油茶，西雅图大盘鸡，盐湖城拉面，达拉斯米线，芝加哥烤全羊，新奥尔良龙虎斗，波士顿大拉皮，华盛顿烤鸭，迈阿密蚵仔煎。", "question": "如果把中国和美国的地理位置互换会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快开学了，看看假期作业是啥群文件已过期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jqrjc3FsiajDWID9Tc2mwZFQ2J7vxYtnoMQPY6P3Oxedr0HqJrAvFrgHg"}
{"text": "让自己觉醒到想展示自己的程度。", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "「对，舰长玩滑滑梯上瘾了现在由我指挥！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h201y9h4w3j30ci0eln1c"}
{"text": "我快吃不行？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "冬天刚洗完头就出门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9rMNmiaCKaG8mS99ulKCl20oh4389SYVPsalj9z2dwWqLacic37hMRR8g"}
{"text": "为了减刑向检方说道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcedd3gsurj30ci0eln2a"}
{"text": "果然还是希望是好的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6283930"}
{"text": "鸭锅面。", "question": "不像饭团那样紧紧地包裹在一起", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5164365"}
{"text": "狗:配什么吐槽语，快把老子弄出来！！！！！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "爱是最重要的~爱心满满的~", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "男人的磁场好强大。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6850044"}
{"text": "中国足球小将", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6718373"}
{"text": "因为咕嚕咕嚕的口齿不清，无法好好说话。", "question": "迪士尼角色常出现在综艺节目中的一些常见事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2761333"}
{"text": "头D的常用中文表达可能是“首先D”，“首要任务是D”或者“D是最重要的一点”。但是，这个表达可能需要根据上下文来确定最准确的意思。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 35, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "“哎呀这不是同学们嘛老娘带起义军过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7MiajShBqbtuodsibnoPPAhuRWe1OqwspBdye9GRwoDPwsyOsXGHsCR3X7eQ"}
{"text": "吃吗？等一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500705"}
{"text": "你的斧头掉了，没有找到。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220471"}
{"text": "新年快乐。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 1963, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "第一次来这种店？", "question": null, "star": 972, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjw23ydx7wj610q0zxn3302"}
{"text": "乘客在飞行中因呕吐弄脏了地板。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6955641"}
{"text": "我能来你家吃饭吗", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "快起来，你妈妈已经离开网吧了", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "细心的孙子在爷爷长期卧床不起的情况下，不辞辛苦地从手背、腋窝到膝盖后面逐一寻找他的养老金。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1196184"}
{"text": "波平和小舟的相遇。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5972718"}
{"text": "我们前几天去拜访了食人族，他们很友好，现在我们已经特别熟了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3ltRmxiah0gElGxZ60w0P0HnsalV25HgQhSmUiaicZ029DEtBjv5SU3HHg"}
{"text": "天上就下了三把刀子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDic9eF8nWGHXo3papedBfmxTeZxajXaMDKhScgAZTmOf5H4U74eqFiczw"}
{"text": "手", "question": "似乎会很快被腰斩的足球漫画标题", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3746611"}
{"text": "（潮尾子）中的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnbsv3zlxrj30ku6q04qp"}
{"text": "俄罗斯人喝酒，酒杯不能有酒，有酒就要喝光，国人喝酒，酒杯不能空，空了就要倒上，第一次和老毛子喝，我俩左一杯右一杯喝了半天，感觉不对，聊一聊才揭开谜底。", "question": "有什么事是外国人来了中国之后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "敌对头目是妈妈朋友的领袖，无法违抗。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371992"}
{"text": "来人，都给我退下。", "question": "有哪些像「我爷爷三岁那年被鬼子打死了 」这样无厘头的台词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的鼻屎有点不一样。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389017"}
{"text": "我都没想过，竟然在长大后还会被全垒打。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401193"}
{"text": "拿钥匙的人还没回来", "question": null, "star": 382, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsqyslpvh7j610318z47e02"}
{"text": "在去学校的最后一刻假装身体不舒服，妈妈说“你可以不用去学校”的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "342519"}
{"text": "几个月和你在一起都没事了，皮卡丘先生！", "question": "请写一篇包含乐器名称的文章，让我感到有点悲伤。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5337871"}
{"text": "M&M's新品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8vipbjxdtj20fj0dygo0"}
{"text": "那我也要留意一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855519"}
{"text": "心上狗被主人拉去绝育了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCByicjII5galHn7dZdcAc05HTdm2IpzZzAS2CHCCv1DxF5uY6LCVFa50w"}
{"text": "处女座绝对是十二星座里最伟大的一个，它让很多原本不相信星座决定性格的人都开始相信星座了。", "question": "为什么总黑处女座？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "反派死于比划多。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JV920b4ULxoibQeDmWqHtfvYhcoMPQ8bOXLgnH4jiblIPhhG1e2q5TdPRw"}
{"text": "小学升国旗把护旗手绊了个跟头，校长在广播上点名问我什么意思。", "question": "你在校期间做过什么事让你在全校一举成名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在厕所玩了45分钟手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHxIynnD5DaicYEErib9tzrW9ibqag6CdOUkxk7lEd7o5f20g4iaJWAXWaJw"}
{"text": "背对着幸福，快乐转弯。", "question": "说话方式不同但意思相同。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6267185"}
{"text": "标题是“斗鱼”。", "question": "《海底总动员》里的常见事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6884763"}
{"text": "上天终于显灵了，掉下一个妹子但是没有接住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCkiaMxmseLCru8xuAwhNEmBnY9z25E9xyiacxPVt3n1nk8Kv7MbD2qZ3iciaWBJ2DtxD0ia8EFwLmiaw"}
{"text": "四面楚歌", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7297392"}
{"text": "练习往鞋里放图钉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqmf8jxt60j610i143ail02"}
{"text": "虽然结了婚，但是因为我们住在隔壁房间，所以一次也没能见面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987122"}
{"text": " Ultraman Team got defeated.", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522367"}
{"text": "用眼神向在等信号的司机示意，没有特别要传达的事情。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2041089"}
{"text": "我的直拳很痛吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9t1nke82dj20az08g3za"}
{"text": "今天只剩一只干净的可以擦屁股了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZhGiay7CtnYAXzD1HXumJuVLmI4AXOdGtebF84ol8BI2iaA4EHPwNH4OQ"}
{"text": "「超便宜蹦极」的固定装置", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go6znedy4rj30ci0el75x"}
{"text": "相互瞪眼笑一笑，输了可不好笑嘻嘻，向上看！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7032811"}
{"text": "想见识一下什么叫会做", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "这个问题很棘手 -_-#加我 QQ，我告诉你方法。", "question": "寝室有个女孩总是嘲笑我胸大，但其实她比我胸更大，我该怎么反击她？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沱茫沙漠中终于找到了自动售货机.", "question": null, "star": 226, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp13vd17cpj610p1cyth702"}
{"text": "女生们注意了，就男人的自恋程度而言，他们多半会自认为愿意和他讨论性话题的女生其实是对他有意思。", "question": "男人如何看待女人不避讳地与男人谈论性话题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一只没毛的猴子拿着银色的圆盘靠近过来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3122111"}
{"text": "王恨美。我上班时看到这个个体户的名字，太惊艳了。世人皆爱美，此人偏恨美。所谓色即是空，空即是色，这要多高的境界才能悟透？没想到我们这穷乡僻壤还有如此高人。一天见到了真人，很普通的中年人。我忍不住问他，你父亲一定是很有学问之人？他说，我爸大字不识一个。我惊了，那你这名字取得这么特别？他说，文革期间我爸政治觉悟高，坚决反对苏联修正主义和美国霸权主义，所以我哥叫王反苏，我叫王恨美。", "question": "你见过什么搞笑的过度解读的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这问题相当于「推荐三万块以内的好车」了……", "question": "有哪些 200 块钱以内的工装靴或沙漠靴值得买?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为你不知道他在发你脾气之前忍让（包容）了你多久。", "question": "为什么脾气好的人生气起来更不可理喻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗完头清理排水口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzdOTbnQibGye0S8TmaKw5zsFL6lfM0JT0sfP3F3WaiaPiccHnTeW7QzHqg"}
{"text": "涂着黑眼圈的年轻女子，外表与其不符，当她分开双腿时，局部意外地呈现出漂亮的桃红色，让人惊讶，大概吧。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "512544"}
{"text": "你能帮我实现一个愿望吗？", "question": "收集七个龙珠后，神龙会做什么？", "star": 248, "type": "T2T", "image": "5462956"}
{"text": "谁会把珍珠给猪？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4971054"}
{"text": "别孵了，我蛋也被偷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBeMQahm4iaeECHut1iaS5HFOU8tuNA7uNQr4shsHy00hpf6zmgNVG1PpA"}
{"text": "晚上孩子总要闹着睡中间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4w5XbtRPzBImkBDNN5XiaEamozXnicZk38Wyibb8oQKGIOz8gOWlPEeWCQ"}
{"text": "公司没有团建活动。", "question": "紧急状态宣言的好处。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6175659"}
{"text": "糟糕，是自来水管", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdakSm4JV8FPnGYWJEImbxG8WfiaTM2sKeW3bPhTAj1khaGMyQHg96GGw"}
{"text": "吃豆人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFe6NehQmv7y0SXaaB2LoianwcbiaPgiciaOl1q88HZGPPNl9mY1C01EJ787A"}
{"text": "每次一做给老公吃我就变成单身了呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmT9SpGAR6I9OdxO20w3ic6rQaFPpSHJRvic6Edk8l0fBnE2Db3ALlSibzg"}
{"text": "两百种颜色延续", "question": "公崎繁二郎看起来很强壮，但实际上很冷淡。", "star": 1549, "type": "T2T", "image": "7227279"}
{"text": "你看...这是不合季节的春天红花啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6845016"}
{"text": "高铁B座的我", "question": null, "star": 237, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "我在你的手指上涂了奶油 ❤️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6377882"}
{"text": "吃跳跳糖", "question": "上课打瞌睡到底怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开同学会时，发现没叫上的田中是服务员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4iazxfalpj30ci0el43h"}
{"text": "我大学老师在上设计课评图的时候说，你们一定要做别人能看懂的设计并且自圆其说。因为人类这种愚蠢的生物对待自己不懂的东西的态度是错愕、愤怒、仇恨，当无计可施、消灭不掉的时候，他们畏惧。", "question": "对同性恋者感到畏惧是一种普遍现象么？如果是的话，为什么会产生这种现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "元旦一大家子聚餐，某长辈在饭桌上掏出一根烟，看到我的眼神有点不对，假装闲聊的语气说「协和医院的教授研究发现吸烟跟肺癌并没有相关性」，我习惯性接话「我要看数据」。(°ー°〃)", "question": "读博读傻是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别把毛巾卷起来进天井。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5995315"}
{"text": "在借贷竞跑中获得CEO的职位，然后向着目标前进。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349492"}
{"text": "最先受到您所喝碳酸饮料中二氧化碳影响的会是谁呢？", "question": "如果售货机的白熊说话了，可能会说出令人不悦的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6031694"}
{"text": "我因为早交卷被人堵在洗手间打过。所以应该是影响的。", "question": "提前交卷会影响别人的发挥么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坐标伦敦。就在昨天，学校图书馆。自习室是那种大的长桌子，对面坐着个英国女生，桌上放着一盒小熊饼。她时不时地拿一块塞进嘴里。不一会来了个男生，是个中国人，坐在了她旁边开始学习。过了一会，他也注意到了旁边的小熊饼。那个妹子吃起来嘎吱嘎吱地响，一边埋头做着题。大概是听馋了，这个男生突然手一伸也拿了一块塞进自己嘴里。妹子一愣，把小熊饼推了推，继续做题。我也有点馋了，正好也有点饿，于是手一伸也拿了一块。女生也没看我，只是轻轻点了点头。八成是想图书馆吃货还不少大家期末共患难就理解一下吧。然后我和那个男生又拿了几块。腐国人民还挺客气的。饭点到了。对面这一男一女突然站起来，背好书包相互亲了亲，手拉手走了。我拿着半块小熊饼久久不能释怀。", "question": "你做过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请打开您手中的资料的第583页", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7326481"}
{"text": "领导：修个房子。程序员：好的，马上开始打地基！领导：你看那隔壁那木房子就没有打地基，不要在小事上浪费时间，一个月水平面上面什么都看不到，你 kpi 不要了？这是敏捷开发。 一层房子修好。领导：我觉得两层楼的视野好，再加一层。程序员：可是我们没有地基，重新打地基要时间……领导：你一楼都修好了，照着再修个一模一样二楼很难？还要很多时间？这是高速版本迭代。 二楼修好。领导：天天走路累死了，你再修个电梯。程序员：可是……领导：没什么可是的，地基不稳？就在房子边上搭个电梯就行了嘛，不稳拿根木棍撑一下，这都不懂？这是版本优化。 电梯修好。领导：我觉得顶楼再加个游泳池就好了。程序员：这个结构行业翘楚的房子也不支持呀！领导：那不正显得我们牛逼么？修快点，夏天要来了。这是快速功能追加。 游泳池修好，看着摇摇欲坠的房子，程序员跑路了，领导找来新人继续。领导：我觉得游泳池水不够满，你加点的，一楼光线不好你在墙上打个窗户。新人：好的，没问题领导，马上加一桶水，马上砸墙这是打补丁。 房子塌了，电梯倒了，游泳池垮了……领导：真是个废物，就让他加桶水，居然能把房子弄倒了，你说这是多没用？新人：我真的就加了桶水，我怎么知道为什么。这是软件莫名崩溃。", "question": "Bug是如何产生的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在考虑是否要开始考虑。", "question": "您对这个问题做了全面的调查和研究，结果如何？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7151244"}
{"text": "影子在动。难道这个星球是在转动吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6210990"}
{"text": "不是零蛋那么简单！你真的在装傻吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3637193"}
{"text": "我忘了钥匙了。", "question": "你为什么不出动Getter Robot呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7335276"}
{"text": "哈？预约取消？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ge8jk54t18j20zo0zoq8l"}
{"text": "从警几年来最让我无法忍受的就是，当安检员从安检机里找出个枪状物交给我，然后主人乐颠颠地向我显摆：蜀黍你看，这是打火机!啪!点了火；蜀黍你看，这是滋水枪！哗！滋出了水；蜀黍你看，这是手电！砰！亮瞎了我。要说以上我都能忍，那么最后一个我决不姑息：蜀黍你看，这是蛋糕！啊唷一口，枪把没了。", "question": "安检人员曾检查出哪些可怕/奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为受够了事件不断的生活，所以大家决定，离开柯南。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9riaMnfsAydotaVfiabQ0CccicyCgyPen6zBibudery0icY8fsqFK24gXpKaBQ"}
{"text": "就是记者会问他这些年在做什么的时候。", "question": "如何判断一个歌手是否「过气」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "联合国儿童基金会召唤魔法", "question": null, "star": 3114, "type": "I2T", "image": "6175056"}
{"text": "种草了一件新大衣", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "快看 无头猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "床在转动，快乐、爱和感恩的回响。", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "我要是被泼一杯水。顺势坐不稳 / 站不稳倒下，磕到某个部位，躺着别动；先打电话报警，然后打电话叫急救车，我血压不稳定、腰椎间盘突出，这段时间工作压力大神经衰弱，被水突然一激吓到了摔倒，引发了严重的生理和心理疾病爆发。在医院检查的时候，反正摸到肌肉就疼，肉体软组织挫伤，然后腰椎间盘突出我认为急性期发作了，具体感觉为左腿神经灼烧式疼痛，无法久立久坐，拍片子可以看到有关节膨出压迫神经的迹象，患者主观反馈疼痛难耐，医生是无法判断痛觉的。我要求住院，如果住院被拒绝，以腰椎间盘突出急性期发作为理由，请医生开 21 天的在家静养的单子。到头部检查的时候，反正就是说头疼，跟不上医生的手指引导，说几句话忘记了前面医生的询问的内容，然后失眠睡不着，只能靠看小说。公司工会和领导来询问，态度诚恳，但是表示因为可能涉及到后续的医疗费用问题，公安这里没法撤案，如果公司愿意后续报销潜在的治疗费用那可以商量，但是正常来说应该是向我有争议的那位同事索赔，所以建议公司不要介入。后续公安处理，治疗费可以不要，但是不谅解，坚持走法律程序。走完法律程序，看公司按照公司的员工手册如何处理这位员工就如何处理，我都接受。但凡一个正常的企业，对待涉及治安处罚有正式案底的员工的措施都是开除。", "question": "公司女下属在生理期当众向我泼一杯水，我该怎么处理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别睡了！我要大便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1m3nmpfgpj20lw0qdjtv"}
{"text": "“是偷薯条的那个放的屁。”“我没放！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "当我重新审视自己的笑话时。", "question": "我觉得不太顺利的时候。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4854963"}
{"text": "鞭长莫及", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWMVgFANS5at9hX1EdpE75ibvdicicbw20icT0EINd5AobQI2uaJNYE2kvQw"}
{"text": "把口袋妖怪收起来！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1260980"}
{"text": "你居然还活着！", "question": "击败诈骗的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4119478"}
{"text": "领导：「你叫什么名字。」我：「免贵姓刘。」", "question": "你经历过哪些令人尴尬的误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无色的反省。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290371"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈！", "question": "你明白了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3515865"}
{"text": "哎哟！好疼！是痔疮吧！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3359956"}
{"text": "一想到现在这个瞬间，世上的豆腐在被做成麻婆豆腐，就怎么也没心思比赛了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZZaIlLOy0QhHexbrAxiake2tQnJdCgQicyrIbHf2kVqiciaT0aBKJnHobDg"}
{"text": "实际上，“人”这个字并不是互相支撑的。", "question": "一个知道无关紧要的词源的人赢得比赛。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4334021"}
{"text": "诺贝尔奖得主罗伯特·奥曼在1976年发表了一篇论文 《不一致的达成》，这篇堪称传世的论文说的是：如果是两个理性而真诚的真理追求者争论问题，争论的结果必然是二人达成一致。换句话说如果争论不欢而散，那么必然有一方是虚伪的。", "question": "「方韩之争」真的不能产生「理性的共识」吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实是很多人类都不会说话，特别是当你对他没什么威胁的时候，他更不会费心去想怎么说话让你舒服了。后来这些人做了父母。", "question": "为什么有些父母喜欢用语言伤害孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "命运的红线牵引而来的精灵。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3921081"}
{"text": "一早醒来被炉收走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9f5lxb1tfj30ci0elwfi"}
{"text": "outlet商品", "question": "把多啦A梦比作蓝色的狸猫更严厉地改述一下。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309220"}
{"text": "饮料免费，冷冻食品很好吃呢！一起玩任天堂64吧！", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "正装 B 呢，遇到一个真懂的。", "question": "你在知乎遇到最可怕的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "野炊时，负责带炊具的同事带了电磁炉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq3b7wSbKR6kPBgG54OxdmZH69Q3LS5lnwQ3cxlT2PebqFXUhe6W1PJA"}
{"text": "1.大熊猫：「都退下吧，朕今天有些乏了。」 2.「老哥你这个距离我就赚个起步费啊。」身下的马嘟囔了几句还是出发了。 3.会议部分内容：会谈后，两国外长签署了《中华人民共和国和虎鲸共和国关于建立外交关系的联合公报》。 4.「同学们鼓掌欢迎！今天的历史课请龟教授给大家讲讲他年轻时候的故事。」 5.谨防诈骗！近日有市民报警称自己被一条蟒蛇诈骗 8000 块钱。「他说自己是清朝龙王的后代，差八千块钱就能赎回他族人的法宝，等变龙后满足我三个愿望。」被骗的小孙心痛不已，表示自己等了一个月还没见蟒蛇回来，意识到自己确实被骗。 6.「这个世界需要更多英雄！」一位黑猩猩面对镜头缓缓推了一下眼镜，靠着精致的服饰和装备，他成功夺得漫展 cosplay 的第一名。 7.「请问你这次去印度的主要目的是什么？」「mnnnnnn，主要是去旅…旅旅游吧，就去玩几天。」「不好意思，我怀疑你有移民倾向！」「凭什么？！」（牛先生的印度之旅很不顺利。） 8.抹香鲸先生透露他早年创业经历的时候表示：多吃，少运动。真是羡煞肥宅。 9.网友又爆出了胆汁交易黑市的消息：未成年母熊卖汁一次换取 8000 块钱，在手术台上疼到哭。记者了解到，该违法公司通过网络宣传，主要哄骗部分大学熊进行地下卖汁交易，严重可造成生命危险。 10.近日经群众举报，警方依法查处一起从事邪教活动的案件，行政拘留违法人员五名，查获石雕像，法阵幕布和邪教宣传书籍等违法物品。目前，警方正全力追查一只巨型章鱼的下落，有目击或听到奇怪声音的群众请立即报警。 11.小张排了两个小时队，终于等到客服向他发起视频请求：「充 Q 币吗？」视频那头的企鹅问道。 13.新时代里，西班牙赋予了斗牛表演新的意义，现在每年的三月到十一月是西班牙舞牛节。三名舞牛士与一位公牛在舞牛场上翩翩起舞，面对奔跑着的公牛，他们展示出自己非凡的技巧，用手上的工具将牛身刷的干干净净，一名优秀的舞牛士凭借着与公牛的默契感，甚至能将最危险的牛角也涂上蜡油。舞牛表演结束后，三名满身大汗的舞牛士和光彩靓丽的公牛会接受观众的欢呼致意，也可以接受投来的鲜花戴在公牛的角上，舞牛士按照表演的精彩程度与公牛的体态美享有最高被公牛从正门抬出的荣誉。", "question": "假如地球上所有体重超过 20kg 的生物都拥有人类的智商，会碰撞出怎样的文明火花？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "停车！停车！给我停啊！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcXNxBw5ozPmKxUlAEKyOjHxKU5Vd1mnyeLtrZgqPSbm6IIxeibQomNNw"}
{"text": "里面装在护身符里的东西。", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "男生学校春游时常见的景象。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "1502185"}
{"text": "神马？我是2P？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3jmdt31j20fn0e4taf"}
{"text": "今天也没敢跟初恋告白", "question": null, "star": 307, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4uqtdpbf8j6140190qae02"}
{"text": "放松。", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "打游戏要通宵的时候。", "question": "有没有哪个时刻让你感觉「我的建筑学没白学」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "换季的时候尘螨活跃了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7330095"}
{"text": "吊一根绳子在脖子上睡着后有一种被女朋友搂着脖子的感觉", "question": "哪种睡姿可以做出有女朋友的梦？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被击败的人来做总理大臣！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7254892"}
{"text": "穿着白色裤子的柯南正在用脚开车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0fVbA59PeyCL0l1PnArJW2GjiaWI6A6HpCtVRRGI5YrQeveVaiaqibYNVw"}
{"text": "一石二鸟", "question": "请展现必杀技的样子。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5141186"}
{"text": "比心♥️", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "醉人的笑容你有没有，大雁飞过菊花插满头。", "question": "「不要相信歌词，他们为了押韵什么都做得出来」的例子有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火灾现场让猫猫帮忙后举着水管一直在那乱挥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1guoi47gcfij60ci0eljuc02"}
{"text": "我会在儿子的袜子里放这个。", "question": null, "star": 103, "type": "I2T", "image": "6942893"}
{"text": "你的狗已经走了！……嗝！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1376365"}
{"text": "如果能再次相见，你会再叫我们朋友吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3344650"}
{"text": "在冗谈与认真的边缘，发出接近认真的呼喊的AKB成员！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6744175"}
{"text": "不了了之", "question": "恐怖电影常见的事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4809586"}
{"text": "反复改变的结果。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5554716"}
{"text": "隔壁房间吗？要是想见我，过来就好了嘛！可是，我没有电话……不能和人正常说话……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2385953"}
{"text": "她最美的时候，是她不爱我的时候。", "question": "女生有哪些让人心动的瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚准备走突然听到有人吵架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNARibl0SedicMcqC9Z3dFlqToS2zjUCtPdIWytVTeyicftNnQVVvQjobRw"}
{"text": "“好的，发票的抬头写什么？”", "question": "上司让实习生帮他买咖啡，这个钱应该实习生出吗？他没有给我卡或者零钱，难道就是我自己出吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不行啦，今天人家没抹防晒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibh7hZhek4sa5HKQ4gDOhb0DPWrYOnibK1evs87mTkIGuBbia6ia6O6OOvQ"}
{"text": "我的便当盒保溫效果一流！而且，还可以用米煮饭哦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954656"}
{"text": "主人欢迎回家屏保上的柴犬真可爱呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu3oggiufoj30ci0elac0"}
{"text": "无法使用的包", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "当题目投稿人以外的人给你星星时。", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "瓦西里，我们都看到了同样的未来啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6455714"}
{"text": "男票以前没谈过恋爱，以为谈恋爱的时候都是男生出钱。刚在一起时，他语重心长地跟舍友说：「对不起，以后没办法请你们吃宵夜了……」", "question": "男朋友最傻的时候是什么时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小脚趾撞到山上了", "question": null, "star": 215, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvu46f3ev0j611a13iq8j02"}
{"text": "不准喜欢铠甲勇士！", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "工作变得全是杂务，我感到不安。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6129832"}
{"text": "在调查疑犯线索时殉职", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwXz9V2GrWfhibGSgXp72OMqUEINKFDhOMbqEjfvuibM3QpTuu0gre4vW9w"}
{"text": "从0001试到了9998已经试累了决定叫车回去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxy28knt64j30ci0eln11"}
{"text": "因为AC/DC是一支澳大利亚乐队", "question": "为什么 AC/DC 在欧美的各大关于摇滚的纪录片中都没有出现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老爷子上山捡柴回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz1uiz11wsj30ci0elwil"}
{"text": "元气弹释放失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdToicvGPycibMbRibsQVuetn64ybkiacaGmVQRrQj1eicEfxofeOaFG56RHA"}
{"text": "《肯定是倒放的》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "私以为有这个疑问完全是因为演赫敏的 Emma 比较好看。 如果演赫敏的人不好看，大家会觉得罗恩也 OK……", "question": "《哈利 · 波特》中，赫敏是不是应该选择更优秀的哈利？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那年我怀孕了，当时我老公跟公公正在为一些事吵架。我老公一听说我怀孕了，他立马提大了嗓门对公公说道，「我现在升级做父亲了，以后不许对我大呼小叫了。」公公冷冷回道，「我做爷爷了，你没大没小跟我说话？」", "question": "男人第一次知道自己要当爸爸了的时候是什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃错解药后迎来全新展开的柯南", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h43b9yk49pj30ci0elwib"}
{"text": "不拉帘子你可能会看到头等舱旅客被热情的问候，换上棉质一次性拖鞋，个性化用餐时间，精致的餐食，无限供应的 KRUG 香槟，空姐深情款款的微笑，半蹲式服务，空姐蹲在旅客旁边如多年的老朋友窃窃私语，180 度可平躺的宽大座椅，骨瓷杯盛放着永远冒着热气的茶水（工作能力强的空姐茶凉即换，VIP 一定要换），睡前空姐会把把床铺好，入睡后空姐会给头等舱旅客盖被子，下机后头等舱旅客坐着考斯特闪人，VIP 旅客在舱门口有机场工作人员迎接，直接从廊桥旋梯下去，独自坐着考斯特开往贵宾楼。坐在狭小空间经济舱的你，时常被二百斤的邻座挤到，你把装过橙汁的一次性塑料杯紧紧攥在手里，青筋暴露。航司知道乘坐经济舱的你工作努力却生活拮据，知道你为生活奔波，为家庭付出，航司知道你太难了，所以他们希望用一块单薄的帘子挡住你的视线，不让你太难过。", "question": "为什么飞机商务舱一直拉着帘子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是L码的吧！？但是脸露不出来啊！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388603"}
{"text": "淦，右耳掉到看不见的地方去了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "拍某亲戚的出轨照片，每月问他要点零花钱", "question": "你上大学的时候是怎么赚外快的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "车祸撞到头时，儿时养的宠物狗突然出现了，告诉我说“你还没到时候", "question": null, "star": 1361, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gypu9fcmf0j60v41aqgxk02"}
{"text": "巧克力球是焦糖味的。", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "每隔一段时间就会发出一次响声。", "question": "足球场上出现了新的把戏，是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6909805"}
{"text": "带胶布death car", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwxrgGvpPWRZYerzhj4IBjnJ2QUXugTqibpFvWloZWLawybme5UFka4Og"}
{"text": "那今晚你留下加班吧", "question": null, "star": 398, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1983iufl9j60wc174dll02"}
{"text": "啊，那是我家。", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "上了厕所没有纸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamAbJC1yKMzssktlVnQkY02dyvF0MuaFSxqg7RolKGawYevSI39M6JQQ"}
{"text": "奔向气管的饭粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu2e8p2u5qj209909m3zu"}
{"text": "我家祖上三百代就我一个程序员。", "question": "三代人都没有懂乐器的，孩子能学好乐器吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别再跳舞了！我都笑得站不起来了", "question": null, "star": 272, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyzgy69wkxj60zw1buajm02"}
{"text": "看我，不是后面的那个铃太郎！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6617592"}
{"text": "把字体变粗", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "和鱼一起钓到了奇怪的东西。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677036"}
{"text": "暑假宝贵的一天被上学的日子浪费了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2664398"}
{"text": "平淡的日子一天天持续下去。", "question": "您和章鱼互换了身体，您会怎么做呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973673"}
{"text": "扫地机器人窜上天花板捉老鼠去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbdolgf1ytj30ci0elgpj"}
{"text": "「违章停车，名字是？」『马里奥』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0ptmjh2baj30ci0el77q"}
{"text": "赵丽蓉，元祖级女 Rapper。", "question": "华语女歌手中 Rap 最出色的是哪位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果车有伤痕，那就是摩擦的证据。", "question": "Lady Gaga曾经说过：“如果你有阴影，那是因为有光照射在你身上。”", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975434"}
{"text": "删微商，不为别的，只是想让他们体会到创业的艰辛。", "question": "什么原因令你删除社交平台上的好友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吉时到  点高光", "question": "你好，陌生的艺术生，能告诉我画画最开心的一瞬间吗？画画中最经典的专业名词吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次掏耳朵的时候用棉签吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBMLnSAshiaS2D017Fk1KfRdQYIGRobCvNn4FsADxMWhgke9q4M1VvaWg"}
{"text": "大学毕业后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GDwAR9myjOkJrkyvdaGja9ztJ4PgPxNxQHTv9rPHqBjfX4M2Q9FPquAn417YuJfprCs0PN3gAHPg"}
{"text": "陶喆《小镇姑娘》：还记得多年前和你手牵手你都害羞得不敢抬头只会傻傻地看着天上的星星你就是那么的纯净这么多年了，我一直想不通，这姑娘不抬头是怎么看到星星的？", "question": "有哪些歌词是违背常识的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "至少这次我看到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mg9ZIydO0NEZbdsPia1QWI3PeoB1g2JCyCEDCSa63aR1zYn94YOj28uHw"}
{"text": "考试有不会写的字，结果在教室墙上看到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPaju86EAxDCicBhSZbYSnHiagnibsic8ibmycrdaWENgmRYLpKqE1rKckC6Q"}
{"text": "你…喊出“魔贯光杀炮”是吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5165023"}
{"text": "我就是凭第一印象做的决定！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6224494"}
{"text": "换上刹车和油门。", "question": "驾校常见的欺凌行为。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4175323"}
{"text": "这个房间煤气泄露，太危险了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt78NkcoSYBMibo5BuotB8Wsnkp0MuKkJhAdDtgTjibiayKTw2EmwX51y2OQ"}
{"text": "请问哪里可以买到刚出炉的东西？", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "你真的出轨了吗？……说啊！那个女人也是我的出轨对象！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446126"}
{"text": "结束单身有无数烦恼，而单身只有一个烦恼。", "question": "单身状态里最棒的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的奶在那边！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5589273"}
{"text": "这位顾客，头巾跟您太搭了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3lvucv90rj30ci0el78l"}
{"text": "大雄！手别摸那儿行吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he3wfoorm5j30ci0eljui"}
{"text": "我不会接受迈克拉的邀请。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1201289"}
{"text": "记得有个师姐的博士题目是人民币为什么不能加入货币篮子之类的，但是，就是她答辩的前，人民币它加入了……博士论文就这样废了。", "question": "有哪些被历史打脸的观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "茶色头发的反派角色在学校入学典礼上出现。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3951022"}
{"text": "昨天喝完酒说要自己回家的吉田", "question": null, "star": 198, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8f6mp3qstj61401g87g502"}
{"text": "小五郎倒在沙发后面，柯南在他后面。", "question": "虽然说‘灯台下暗’，但是毕竟你总该发现了吧，发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7333747"}
{"text": "面试洗碗工也要排队这么久", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "鼓捣猫ing", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHObQ8jLv4acpjj4RTeibQiaBn3COrJUoEEOvvTcTZL7Z0OdQMBzVvHybQ"}
{"text": "快给我们表演一下那个！】【红豆泥狗没拿塞~】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mEZByrAJrD1oyvsOfeWSOFbJvK0syTGfksW5v2iaicibpksiadFrNQ001XQ"}
{"text": "取下帽子后的英国士兵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrAzco5w9Oic1NOuIFMDKNsiaNXGK3ll7zlslibnLtB5tBLjX13fZjaZr7A"}
{"text": "你最喜欢的超市是哪家？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6623062"}
{"text": "每次走进自习室(or somewhere else)发现一个空位子，刚要坐下，旁边的同学说：\"对不起，这里有人！\"", "question": "如何看见鬼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃得很好睡得很香没有长胖", "question": "如何用两句真话和一句假话描述你的虎年春节体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我觉得后半句是：“就你这水平，迟早被甩，妥妥的。”", "question": "朋友对我说「不要和一个喜欢看书的女孩子谈恋爱」，这句话应该如何理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我太搞笑了，说了个冷笑话。", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "眼晴里长出来个人很痛的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn90fyWibUlewx88AsUsmCQG7UqibcxoNVPTZNZSv9zcfBerLxSXic2Eu7icg"}
{"text": "他在找外地车牌。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5132190"}
{"text": "其实大家都是同年出生的。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5625829"}
{"text": "我可要坐下啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnqumzvfstj30ci0elq9v"}
{"text": "从破坏力来看，老师扔的不只是粉笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrVts7d6tuaf9PL6iaacW1MK5ZCviaKC6LmQ7LLHGhgFdhshuonXFbGCPQ"}
{"text": "叫纹身店老板纹一个精忠报国", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YGiaD1zszfsliaC3hGCgOGEWpWvGOicHO9cQCgbsmtnXbVVE06pIu7AhJQ"}
{"text": "班主任已经和我说你这次考第几名了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "我喜欢砰的一声钟声。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3204819"}
{"text": "请单击选择传送门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRIHEbkBNBHgEJ78lW5g9CHGh5vepJJMLRWt5HvWFeoHgUEOZESoxibnQ"}
{"text": "以后要叫静香妈妈了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkPkFokYtaDSB7WUmfaRsBF9gB8XlmLkfp2m9pSJTpyQdj6A5w0fC0PQ"}
{"text": "没赢过。", "question": "啤酒倒不出泡沫，原因是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5889327"}
{"text": "没交收视费的家庭每2秒播放1次这个视频", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0e9rvd3gkj30ci0eladm"}
{"text": "当你半夜起来看了下手机却发现忘了调亮度时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibyQzRTF1xehyMknicsIR58e16DuszRDibibypWGicsGCVcfAVE5LLWmchvA"}
{"text": "对不起，不是故意的！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5651380"}
{"text": "我不买。", "question": "请让我哭一会儿，梦百合的CEO。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6991196"}
{"text": "那天在万达边上的儿童游乐区看到一对父女小女孩：粑粑粑粑我想玩这个，这个我没玩过粑粑：今天出来散步的，粑粑没带钱，下次玩好不好？我还以为小女孩要哭闹的时候小女孩非常平淡的说：好的～那粑粑我能玩手机嘛？粑粑：好，解锁手机拿给小女孩。小女孩拿着手机问买票的阿姨：阿姨，你们这能用微信支付吗？粑粑：？？？？卧槽还有这种操作？", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星爵绝对不弱！银护1打干爹，银护2打亲爹，复联3、4打岳父，他才是真正的灭爸（划掉）灭霸啊！", "question": "为什么觉得星爵很弱?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好吃啊，好吃啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5889028"}
{"text": "你的手掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnm77e5if4j30ci0eljw0"}
{"text": "只需播放YouTube视频。", "question": "我讨厌这样的节目。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3025535"}
{"text": "让开，这坑是我蹲的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaI6jhL0onAd1tFw8kZIdmv0Msbl5WESoHaG2rM1temURYKgrxLn9tbRQ"}
{"text": "终于见到了传说中的九保一战术", "question": "如何评价周杰伦直播 LOL 剑圣 Carry？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "2秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwkdysiqvjj20ku0rs76d"}
{"text": "手头没纸甩鼻涕时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZHMLibYASrwSdOy0wK7KFhcLkib2pJmnJnPkGaDfGdYzicaK1LsLlkfX5w"}
{"text": "这篇报道的标题是《记者暗访京城餐厅：鹿港小镇顾客未打包，海底捞两年轻人各调 3 碗小料》我理解的暗访餐厅：记者发现后厨存在食材变质、不卫生问题。北京青年报的暗访餐厅：记者发现顾客吃火锅竟然要调 3 碗小料！？怎么，下回我是不是得把火锅底料给喝完才能走？", "question": "如何看待媒体报道餐厅浪费现象，年轻人吃火锅调 3 碗小料是浪费吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当别人认为完成某件事有手就行时的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ymvoyoem76tyZR0Zlwzuvkwl1JQVVGvichIt2KWiappM0w9C7utHujliaXA"}
{"text": "今天你不办会员别想走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVuMsFiazapRX04B04ibSQ8F9gAwADMV2IibXozGZbm27nkevKAXmmuKhsw"}
{"text": "由人数表示进度的「载入中……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0z2cgzo15j30ci0el41x"}
{"text": "你的感冒是从哪里来的？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3144958"}
{"text": "复杂的情绪块", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "未完待续", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4613076"}
{"text": "只有我拿到的是冷的便当吗？", "question": "就随便说点蓝色子弹之类的事情吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5780123"}
{"text": "妈妈？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6405102"}
{"text": "转圈圈转圈圈转圈圈...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5015164"}
{"text": "伙食费能再宽限几天吗？拜托了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gprnzf7dlfj30ci0el79e"}
{"text": "安藤铁男！新的表情符号哦！", "question": "请你创造一个新的表情符号。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6652320"}
{"text": "厕所里刚站起来灯就灭了。", "question": null, "star": 1753, "type": "I2T", "image": "1869469"}
{"text": "在中国版的《Stand By Me》中，他们试图盗窃铁路，但最后三个人都死了。", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827846"}
{"text": "再撑一分钟就好了…", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "被自己。", "question": "男生容易被什么感动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所以到底见识什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "打碎花瓶后伪装成受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7s71t697lj30ci0el0tu"}
{"text": "用放大镜照着田中点火了。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "1327631"}
{"text": "别动！不管我的手臂变成什么样都可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 2001, "type": "I2T", "image": "5409346"}
{"text": "那么要是说得很亲密的话，每天早上的挤满人的电车怎么办呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5832258"}
{"text": "哎？你没带钱包吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5986296"}
{"text": "订购巨型薯条的客人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgP8jiaJXouzibgZIR1O8RKdGkqUDkNAfTY39siaWqep2l2UPc26KMLpaZXg"}
{"text": "如果放弃，你就在那里，头字母ED的外传里。", "question": "把有名的书中的台词和艺人混在一起搞得乱七八糟，例如‘我可是很野性的哦~’", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "2630663"}
{"text": "听鬼故事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h55eyt4ffvj30ci0el424"}
{"text": "干洗店员工的日常娱乐偷穿女高中生校服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ezr7sm498dj20ad0adwg6"}
{"text": "以上是野生忍者集体狩猎的珍贵镜头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4un2qvhk3j30ci0elt9l"}
{"text": "来吧柯南！麻醉针！", "question": null, "star": 485, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj8ylattpkj610m152dm502"}
{"text": "行啊，行啊。从店里出来再聊也没关系。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3766062"}
{"text": "真相大白时的素颜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4007493"}
{"text": "最极端的情况下国足排名会往后掉两名输了越南输缅甸，接下还有的输，还能输顿涅茨克和卢甘斯克", "question": "普京签署承认「顿涅茨克共和国」和「卢甘斯克共和国」的命令，接下来局势会如何发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑猫颈长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTjCapMK9oAztC0S2vFXwB1biboia1XEfxIZSoibTzZFJcofbJLKia3ibrD6w"}
{"text": "眼看大叔就要推理出真相急忙冲过去麻晕他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guxsa0976rj60ci0el0wa02"}
{"text": "快点，在三秒内吃完！", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "发现只有自己有影子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzz1gtDcLccGYkKMq0TtQO4iaSDEObfibc2RMRXGw23ouB6PVCnfnEygKuA"}
{"text": "体育课上的女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9geVF5ibPJo7TNlRzu6PmNr8Ew66YKwRz9WUk1RWEicCpAZdArMRryBLA"}
{"text": "第三天签到奖励", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewa7gdh4ffj209e08xq4f"}
{"text": "宴桃园豪杰五结义，深山里刘备收黄风宝象国长老化猛虎，花果山三顾孙悟空比丘国怜子遭横祸，昭烈帝大殿鞭王公凤仙郡冒旨求大雨，携民意恸哭达天听至雷音六人皆成圣，尽除魔西天取真经 后人有诗赞曰白龙马蹄朝西托着唐三藏还有仨徒弟西天取经上大路中间加入了昭烈帝什么妖魔鬼怪什么美女画皮什么刀山火海什么陷阱诡计都挡不住火眼金睛道德仁义护送师徒朝西去", "question": "假如你可请一位三国人物（死后重生至20岁，附赠超能力和小福利，详见描述）加入西天取经的队伍，你会选谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，我忘了你告诉我的事情了。", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "在浴室出来后非常害怕，但是他们告诉我那个洗发水会损伤头发。", "question": null, "star": 1419, "type": "I2T", "image": "1561453"}
{"text": "有次和朋友去饭店吃饭，菜点多了，我跟服务员说：「看看酸菜鱼做了没？没做就不要了。」服务员满脸微笑说：「好的，我看看做没做。」然后就听见她拿着耳麦：「16 号桌酸菜鱼做了没？好的知道了。」放下耳麦跟我们说：「不好意思已经做好了，不能退了。」我和朋友相视一笑说好吧那就不退了。过了一会儿，服务员又满脸通红回来了：「你们没点酸菜鱼啊。」", "question": "你亲身经历过哪些听起来像段子一样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去盲人按摩对师傅不满意，所以亲自示范一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0E2aUvib16fibVkyXsJia7eqpSGnic4ibEmugrVD57FfKhYJjpBt1vhk6hTQ"}
{"text": "过年时亲戚家的小孩太不要脸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvo65UkzUxuFk8HSS2zicepiaSFxsfYMvbIeY11n5MvosXxOWcL5qI3xKcA"}
{"text": "我一朋友，重做系统，忘记分区，只有偌大的一个 C 盘，然后他觉得不爽，在 C 盘里创建了 3 个文件夹，分别叫“D 盘”，“E 盘”，“F 盘”", "question": "PC 用户的哪些行为让你当时就震惊了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "翻垃圾桶被发现之前VS被发现之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "天使苟苟！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "割喉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YQHKmn92lzWE8LsC9KsHKMFytdqib8tDFdZ5sYIWWbLNSpj4iclSMp2Mw"}
{"text": "必死无疑。", "question": "仔细想想，告诉我七个由“盾”组成的汉字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7167437"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "宠物的新款拉罐饮料好吓人。", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "6704134"}
{"text": "殖民地国家", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "天上一阵黑咕隆咚，好似白面往下扔，坟头儿倒有馒头那么大的个儿哟，井是大窟窿。——非物质文化遗产选摘。", "question": "怎样不提雪字描述雪很大?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被称为狂犬母狗的男子", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "田中说他要退团了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWtz8ZicRmFXmAiavicUBnC1OTLyV7mtqssHv2DDhX2KDTdSK0X5Gly7fkw"}
{"text": "小猪佩奇的蜂蜜罐", "question": "大人的迪士尼乐园", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3981584"}
{"text": "一句话幽默！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6034800"}
{"text": "唯一比断头台更可怕的是那个洞口的尺寸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqkHnjU8VwWKNTHMHibTibaILnIGRu00C3keTlNpe3WewbSS4uicRAricQDw"}
{"text": "Super 1？ sounds like a gum brand name. Can't you talk about others? Black?", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4406601"}
{"text": "《马铃薯栽培技术（第二版）》中国农业科学院蔬菜花卉研究所 程天庆研究员编著", "question": "如果你将作为人类先行者，独自去半人马座开荒，除了必需品外，你只能带一本书，你会带哪本，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "粑粑在集市买的VR头盔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx6ad7odj20ey0dw3zm"}
{"text": "如果击中就是全垒打，但打击率只有10%。", "question": "有没有可能解雇本垒打王？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4112872"}
{"text": "我说我想静静的时候是真的想静静，不要问我静静是谁。", "question": "有哪些男性认为是「常识」的事情女性会认为不可思议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金阁寺不见了", "question": null, "star": 331, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gitvcaav1xj60u00zqwky02"}
{"text": "刚才去结账的男友开始刷盘子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fyqy42mcfdj20mi0nrtc9"}
{"text": "拍卖：绿巨人的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicIcmibWicfazRDE5icr5R51JyzpGC2lZicLhvWLK3RNkEGbzYUNJrkT36qA"}
{"text": "吃完道边的蘑菇后，突然看到了神秘的生物，感觉非常舒服。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2592817"}
{"text": "二位的口罩可能过大了一点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicywMnwOaJf9kIRJEpaFflSkuKe38SMSXQ5cOXzZicbrlibfBrbub4hkUgQ"}
{"text": "等人家头发长长了就是米老鼠发型了呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehfzdwq5w8j20a10cmdh0"}
{"text": "没得午休。一休息就到点回不了家了。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "初中时候上了个贵族学校 学校可能为了显得贵气 哪哪都铺大理石室外也是大理石一下雪❄️ 绝了我觉得我去教室都是匍匐前进的", "question": "有哪些让人拍案而起的智障设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到小偷用太空步逃跑便衣也用太空步去追", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9uafaf8m4j20bl0aumy3"}
{"text": "剑龙和霸王龙的时间差比霸王龙和你的时间差还长", "question": "这世上或生活中，有哪些真相让你风中凌乱猝不及防？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果没有遇见你，我就会像天使一样在一万两千年以前爱你。", "question": "这个提议可能失败，为什么这么想？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541297"}
{"text": "我妈把对我的爱藏在打骂中。", "question": "家长曾经把东西藏在什么匪夷所思的地方过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明天让她骂得再脏点！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdgg7drqhtj30ci0elq6g"}
{"text": "亲戚家的孩子正在玩你的手办", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3faHiaxicQchZapOMWB2AtrTLIoDyXxA6shRzGMia4lG9KqgQicCgqyWciaQ"}
{"text": "每次集合都被告知假地点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsvscvhjkij30ci0elgq0"}
{"text": "不要放弃，继续开玩笑。不能放弃。如果你觉得有趣的话，可以直接点赞，我会回复你的。", "question": "请问有什么可以让我得到星星的建议吗？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2407679"}
{"text": "「哈哈哈奥利奥！」「哈哈哈小笼包！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibHTWUZrianqo4QCaPe3vHV9EqkBPZbLja28IWtzn8NB3e2wfibnfHwkOQ"}
{"text": "运动会的时候！你长大了，小孩子...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283062"}
{"text": "我忘记了我的妻子的生日昨天。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4056448"}
{"text": "拉链", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ebbaz38kovj20ap09vmy1"}
{"text": "十二生肖的申请又落选了吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtz218gx9hj30ci0eln05"}
{"text": "嗨，乔治！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6727862"}
{"text": "这就是你的微博主页", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "大BOSS", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4005888"}
{"text": "这种事怎么老是发生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6820152"}
{"text": "（放归自然会让它更幸福的吧）听到家庭会议刚刚这样决定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoMQ2yVxJIgG3GblcmltHUicUHV2lv2hZqVtVVnaeYEHoTcHExKxic2hiaQ"}
{"text": "记得有人说我像武打明星马云，我记恨了他很久。", "question": "你的外貌被人说过像哪个明星吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我记得很清楚。", "question": "哈利·波特来日本后学的第一个咒语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895457"}
{"text": "……迟到了吗.没赶上发射", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h937e26ogaj30ci0el75r"}
{"text": "愧疚之情油然而生！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279874"}
{"text": "我终于可以不用再看《哆啦A梦》了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1993613"}
{"text": "网络菠菜呢？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5452247"}
{"text": "快告诉义男，你妈妈召唤恶魔了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4368821"}
{"text": "叫会做饭的男人让你见识一下什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "回家电车上遇到了说完「你小子给我记住！」溜走的怪人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hib710egrcj30ci0el44g"}
{"text": "这就是你说的带我出去找鸡？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VmPuyia33HZdqBQzH0GYcicwB0MKMpcCQe9bPevXk2LryhYCia1gnpKNLw"}
{"text": "意气相投。", "question": "一个成年人男性在看少女动漫时经常会做的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6566610"}
{"text": "接茬不好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4822787"}
{"text": "奥特曼与金刚狼终于决定合作了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3279393"}
{"text": "名刀刺中心脏", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "7203155"}
{"text": "谢谢你借给我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8NBTP6EzSuOTVg4eaLzzbkwBwtL38boybia88YZIhvAhavzib2YMdWiaib6Q"}
{"text": "第一次帮忙做饭留念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibdqoPUtPlh6YJtxxhSTa1GHYjSasBzWMGArRd0f64sp6Vs3FE4mpLXQ"}
{"text": "有猫病", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "牙医迟迟不开始治疗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7tc2ameqxj30ci0eldjh"}
{"text": "媳妇喜欢没事找小游戏玩，例如俩人玩成语接龙啥的，有一天晚上，她说要不我们轮流说城市名，不许重样的，看谁先说不出来。我想了想，说，好啊，那我就先从波罗的海的城市开始吧。身为大航海粉丝，第一次见到这样的送分题。", "question": "你从电子游戏中学到了哪些有用的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有空座", "question": null, "star": 394, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glpwjoeaidj60yc19stdq02"}
{"text": "抛高高失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWaQXFujLHGPvibbkDlh3uc149NXRWvaZuH5Ll4IhtRogLQOCUUDGyU6A"}
{"text": "奥特曼很少有 20 岁以下的人间体，我看你不如再等几年", "question": "今年17，还是变身不了奥特曼，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是啊！我哪里知道爷爷的假牙去哪里了！反正不是我拿的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEquVJnbv6owmNIef1z6Ykt3M7RVkQtib23b9LVFmWahJvR3eibHwoRkaA"}
{"text": "未来的自己穿越回来说教", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1YnyONicCC6lwZI1R1cOroVLK0OT6f361NQAmj7IF0AuRbRqzbFEplFgWrw"}
{"text": "黄鹤一去不复返。", "question": "历史上有哪些神预言?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跳大神", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "食物就是用来吃的嘛。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6910174"}
{"text": "用两根丝带系上。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834892"}
{"text": "中岛君！如果你想去看棒球，就得先打败我再去！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6224624"}
{"text": "从助手席接过方向盘。", "question": "握着不可思议东西的寿司店老板，他手里握着什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723329"}
{"text": "你自己去拿人家是会给的，但是你们这些坏人白拿还想包邮。", "question": "牛奶价格下跌时，为什么倒掉都不低价卖给有需要的人呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买的房子只有房子，土地是另外的费用。", "question": "我购房的首日就发现了最糟糕的事实。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6110841"}
{"text": "罗恩：HARRY，我的魔杖断了。。哈利：要我帮忙嘛？罗恩：不用，我不想亏欠你的。哈利：其实这个问题并不难解决。。罗恩：嗯？怎么说？哈利：找个食死徒。。我喊一声“除你武器”，然后我拿着，你再对我喊一声“除你武器”。这魔杖就变成你的了，至于食死徒。。反正魔杖也是要被销毁的。不会再还给他们了。罗恩：对哦。哈利：看上谁的了，跟我说。食死徒们很多魔杖其实挺不错的，都销毁了，也挺可惜的。有很多木头现在越用越少了。", "question": "为什么哈利波特这么有钱却不给罗恩换根魔法杖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我说我喜欢小提琴，她说她也喜欢。然后给我发来这个 [视频] 快乐大本营：HENRY 小提琴舞蹈表演", "question": "女人的哪些行为会让男性对其瞬间彻底死心？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你又来了啊。", "question": "按照规定人数来说，感觉有点生气的言论。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7263264"}
{"text": "伊斯兰教的女性尽力将她们戴的头巾打扮得时尚。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4766054"}
{"text": "虎爸：雏鹰总是在坠涯中学会飞翔。 虎崽：爸，你鸡汤中毒了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "1、陈佩斯有一个哥哥叫陈布达。对，你没想错，布达佩斯。2、Angelababy 有一个弟弟叫 angelahoney。对，你没想错，baby, honey3、徐志摩和林长民有过柏拉图式的模拟恋爱关系，林长民称志摩为“吾女友，吾情人，吾生死交，吾来生妻”。对，你没想错，林长民是林徽因的爹。4、李晓璐、包贝儿、方青卓、井柏然、潘虹，都有俄国（前苏联）血统。对，你没想错，混血儿可不是个个都是高鼻深目。5、《狮子王》里辛巴的 CP 娜娜，很可能和辛巴同父异母，对，你没想错，一个狮群里一般只有一头公狮，而娜娜和辛巴从小青梅竹马长大……现在明白娜娜为什么会说“还好我们俩至少还有一个象他”了吧。注：信息来源非原创。", "question": "有哪些很有趣的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呼~呼~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0hffvxz7lj20m20q240t"}
{"text": "你没品位，所以在发呆帖之前，我让你先给我看看，然后每次发呆前都会给你看，但每次都这个表情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7103522"}
{"text": "快点，接下来我们去坐摩天轮～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gcuw5rtvtvj20zl16oq9q"}
{"text": "哎呀，在无法说“好的”的情况下……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3091521"}
{"text": "出木杉眼中的大雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD1OUtyibmxzqrUlA0Arnm6v1uycaOP2yltWBGgva4mkZl0oQj94ePQOYjkAHgOKP94BhoMiaibBCTrw"}
{"text": "我身后的演播室", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "新手玩家还不熟悉操作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XE5BnYLibBecdicZHHkLRSzXZ8ia9gy6ic1IicpnUsCMzYspNib9m8cj7BXtQw"}
{"text": "打仗这事儿要是由民意来决定，那现在大概已经进行了六百多次世界大战了……", "question": "为何有的领导人总是不顾民意坚持不发动战争，哪怕对手国非常气焰非常嚣张？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "-与朋友聚餐买单时篇-", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h074d321g2j30ci0eldii"}
{"text": "如果你在写《尤里西斯》的最后一章就问题不大，其他情况下都不行。", "question": "写文章没打标点符号是很严重的错误吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，小池同学！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253125"}
{"text": "当我放弃了这段英语听力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerD6Qm6Z1e4f7GC5iaSJhBwzY1VCmC4MmQgTx0ZEBpyej2IzMIXF76lwQ"}
{"text": "那边有位美女让我过来叫最强的假面骑士过去。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "吹口哨憋尿比赛，已淘汰一位选手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BapPX4d3F1nj6jLcKySZYCgdSUiazbBb05tYia5nFFNTibhIaKwkiarwe2wQ"}
{"text": "努力变成你喜欢的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9WEq3K93rKRH3V7q1PcWVXf0vCdZCK99c8fDqQ3LxzaAcw6VcT03ElTibs6Bz9NicgFm7sWeDAS9g"}
{"text": "客人，时间到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rl6HMEHHnSAasvkX2q7bxq7qmMzicVXSAsXrCThTMbqnctdsPuIJnuyH0AmpibmSl8uOCPeCEXAXBg"}
{"text": "给兔子假扮不喜欢水来陪它玩。", "question": null, "star": 2999, "type": "I2T", "image": "1990699"}
{"text": "不对！为什么会这样呢？到底怎么回事啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "557958"}
{"text": "当你是以重要不重要来衡量有趣的话，那有趣也就无趣了…", "question": "成为一个有趣的人有多重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自制滑板比赛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "月老给我的红绳太长了", "question": null, "star": 475, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gigs71erc6j60u00u0gp702"}
{"text": "没听说过松崎这个名字。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "542566"}
{"text": "你的毛发就那么长吗？", "question": null, "star": 774, "type": "I2T", "image": "1931805"}
{"text": "安卓手机发烫真是…不过那点热量也不太好收集。我看你还是算了吧。", "question": "如何充分利用闲置的 Android 手机，让其发挥余热？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前辈，把那个借我一下。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6498860"}
{"text": "夫妻吵架后的早餐。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6811214"}
{"text": "对不起！请帮我追赶那只鸽子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373344"}
{"text": "私：我", "question": "两个人的笑话不有趣，而且还没有展开，这是谁的笑话？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7312599"}
{"text": "我想见见我的父母了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2377706"}
{"text": "我理解你的心情，但是你是自由职业者吧？哈哈", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3376091"}
{"text": "一切拜托你了”听到这话，我无奈地独自走向食堂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBa8xxuc136vewgxTl4xN8Ghbn58m6wVJ7OQ83RgJwRxkuadDMWj97BA"}
{"text": "你的生命只剩下两秒了。", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "玩具总动员5", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6965162"}
{"text": "我一同学，拿着买大了的外套去找服装系教授把衣服改小一点。他回来说的时候我们都震惊了……结果当然是教授拒绝了他╮(╯-╰)╭真实的故事。", "question": "「无知者无畏」有哪些例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做得太过火的海鲜盖浇饭。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6949487"}
{"text": "本以为是普通村民，结果刚一搭话就进入了战斗状态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu6zwiaQRyniawG4ClvfcY7PbfhpP1QpeE4zvUKmia9sTDVnIrXhS0UNWBRQ"}
{"text": "实际上，这两者在人们摄入的部分中高达96%是一致的。但是剩下的4%明显不同。这是不知道的。", "question": "苹果汁和土豆沙拉的根本区别是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663142"}
{"text": "妈妈", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "如果让李大为进去卧底一个月，恐怕不止停业三个月这么简单。", "question": "男子称妻子「沉迷」KTV 男模，警方责令场所停业三月，此事件都有哪些细节值得关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "石 猿 立 美", "question": null, "star": 117, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "究竟哪一个才是油箱盖的开关呀？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evewid65tij209907cq4n"}
{"text": "申请一个女号，换上一个漂亮妹子的头像，然后你就可以看到各种搭讪方法了。", "question": "微信上有哪些和妹子搭讪的方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸的工作是鼠标垫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef3k503v0gj20ar0bkgmy"}
{"text": "哦，我刚才还在呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6804666"}
{"text": "当我仔细、认真、反复思考了这个问题之后，我就不想结婚了。", "question": "人为什么要结婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么，这是下一封明信片。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7288152"}
{"text": "文皮套演员演得太好最后被放归野外了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNxiazOCIxcZBajRgmaTnh6ocntTHvMBq03vTfmB4wmy9mgaEIbjibic9Dg"}
{"text": "开场放了花式游泳的音乐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamFfNue2qVWHANz2SN0zqZqA5zcjULIU142x0Eicj6B4k1dZ9DxI6VCyA"}
{"text": "记者借故离开了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "洗衣机", "question": "在家电制品上加一个字就变成了垃圾制品。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5402243"}
{"text": "洗手台感应器故障", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyDhnjmZRsXwd6mjYfVVgLeiaQWfSlf6w5pibaQOVAz1zF7g7kt0Wicib788g"}
{"text": "一个好杯子不会让人注意到这些，坏杯子才会。", "question": "一个好杯子会是什么样呢？用户会在乎它的手感轻重，导热程度，杯沿与嘴接触的厚度、倾角吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朝那边看，我就过去了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3710873"}
{"text": "最后一份被排在前面的人买走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehqfdtker9j209h0cljsl"}
{"text": "满员了！请明天再来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9o7o3ibd3j20fs0e0dgx"}
{"text": "下次能改成淋浴吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRP8ATzUId2w0oyC4B2vqAutNGic2sjibpTJMBiaBLicsL90byComHzyibvpuw"}
{"text": "简单的自我介绍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5Y8ZvXPicvxNaaiab60cbjR21B68NQ9MGZicACfE5vpY6m72hoDSgtaojw"}
{"text": "安室奈美惠退休了，滨崎步变成了大阪的老太太。", "question": "监狱出来二十年了，吓了一跳。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7315376"}
{"text": "就跟朋友跟你吹牛逼之前都会说一句，不是我跟你吹啊，一样。这个相当于周星驰在九品芝麻官里审案前用燕窝漱口，是一种预热，代表着他接下来多半会吹个特大的。", "question": "为什么现在回答问题提到农民工等总要在后面加一句「我不是歧视农民工」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夹子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384640"}
{"text": "毛利兰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63pYNEyupHfGnVMRfDq6CVwVkycbSzD7UHgnpNrMI5t3dcRmwt0soiapdA"}
{"text": "单身狗第一次相亲太紧张 现出了原型", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "我再和你说一次，这玩意是用来跳高的，不是戳屁股的！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCVMjiadC0J2ucgQcpAicGG0DDZPnEjTrXibR7ddXcqIGB8dlp653BrNOgA"}
{"text": "鹿寒", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "没用的，我试过了关了窗雷一样在打", "question": "打雷的时候关窗户有用吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "偶尔也运动一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425164"}
{"text": "那么，我将介绍我创造的最好的生发药。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2198570"}
{"text": "你好，我是欢乐喜锯人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptChPHBVuOPiann4bHrib79qoQ4iaZglKuiabjHfAGo4hhtQNeTXKlJd3GYOw"}
{"text": "我背上扎了个大苍耳", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "开始只有五分钟，但已经到了高潮部分了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4572182"}
{"text": "这是我第一次在这里看到你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6570858"}
{"text": "会的。比如当我听话乖巧考了高分比赛得奖的时候;我爸会说我可真像他，我妈会说我不愧是她生的。比如当我调皮捣蛋顶嘴跟他们吵架的时候;我爸会指着我妈说瞧你生的好女儿，我妈会说我这破脾气简直跟我爸一模一样。好的都是自己的，坏的都是遗传了对方。至于他们都不承认的部分，就归根于是我基因突变终日不学好。 ", "question": "孩子会继承父母的性格吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "富士山", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "试图通过别车超车的结果。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480191"}
{"text": "Bob处理了不止是奶奶，还有爷爷无法克制的欲望。这就是他们的结合诞生了。接下来就交给你了。", "question": "从前，在一个地方住着一位爷爷、奶奶和鲍勃。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2306430"}
{"text": "啊~你（哥哥/姐姐）...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1421204"}
{"text": "对不起，我听说可以获得星星就过来了。", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 165, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "懂事的卓耿知道龙妈生前喜欢铁王座，所以在她死后立刻烧给了她，属实带孝子。至于为什么不杀雪诺，是因为聪明的卓耿知道这个渣男不配烧给他妈。", "question": "《权力的游戏》中，雪诺杀死了龙妈，为什么龙不杀了他，而是把龙焰喷在了铁王座上呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子啊！这是你变强大的时刻！", "question": "蒂姆蒂姆仿佛变得越来越像个厨子了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496901"}
{"text": "使用线缆传输让手机信号更稳定，这就是我的新发明！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pK3e7S5hzuuvODNua4IaWiabnIjQ9YROkt7S8N11ibgxaNKtiaP12vSlIw"}
{"text": "你能确定什么吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6917517"}
{"text": "村上春树", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2507609"}
{"text": "流浪地球和三体人在路途中间相遇，双方都懵逼了。", "question": "刘慈欣电影宇宙如果建成会是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在被游客打磨的公园雕像", "question": null, "star": 112, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "立体的编织图谱", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7182676"}
{"text": "你特么才是绿茶！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "日版《玩具总动员》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4sbc0il2fj30ci0elju7"}
{"text": "来玩鬼屋老板发的照明手电筒也太好用了吧", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "在这边哪一边都剪不断。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "我知道你家有电视！『『我知道你家有电视！！#NHK催收电视费梗#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7t0762868j30ci0eladk"}
{"text": "机器人操作员", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5586963"}
{"text": "为了金斧头而把斧头扔水里后河神的表情看上去有点不妙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn4v8djl69j30ci0elqaw"}
{"text": "我给我男朋友带皮筋我：给你带个皮筋吧他：带皮筋干嘛，哪有男人带皮筋的？我：这样就说明你有女朋友了他：我带个皮筋证明我有女朋友了，你带个什么证明有男朋友？ 我要给你耳朵后面别根烟我：…", "question": "男生手上戴了皮筋是什么意思?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们很幸运有好的食物。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5541425"}
{"text": "我一定会把他的蛋拿走的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4028747"}
{"text": "寄来了女儿近况的册子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3bims5go6j30ci0elq6l"}
{"text": "充电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQ6yAkL54QhKesU7Wcet3xBicDW1VOVPMJQLpnPrXhiapGGmQlDIWFqVnQ"}
{"text": "一个小学生戴着眼镜，一个高中生有浓密的眉毛，他们同时住在我经营的酒店里。", "question": "请问您有什么困难或烦恼吗？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388003"}
{"text": "哟吼！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388083"}
{"text": "式冷槽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDiaa5PRnic4H8MYmiclg7CbXY4anuALwIrmzLuVyaIKftFicBak7yja1WjkBuAickqJW7MhZZbfjWolbw"}
{"text": "假期结束后等着你处理的文件", "question": null, "star": 396, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjhut1iss1j60zd0zdjwg02"}
{"text": "智力1敏捷99999999", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3gveFznxTxLOBenk6zWGiaKZpugcBsjmVB8xP35iaeQEnicU0v5cVVIbicQ"}
{"text": "Top2 有 2 所大学Top3 大概有 5 所Top5 至少有 10 所Top10 估计 30 起吧", "question": "中国大学排名是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈从理发店回来后盯着镜子都两个小时了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edwualr3anj209c0ci3z7"}
{"text": "麦格教授，我是詹姆波特啊", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "面试官: 今天是几号？我: 今天 10 号。面试官: 下个月 10 发我们公司的第一份工资给你，欢迎加入。", "question": "在面试中，有哪些面试官的反应让你感觉惊艳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剩下的也太难塞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JV9h2f9kPZ3YEXvbJ9q9AnOAQLy8VKYV2RpqA4BTia63zh9fxkHZQUcoA"}
{"text": "当我用同一篇论文应付了好几门课程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNnOkqbYuC9kMibRrpesAAfS2XibSeD45NnxQTP3CRksHUeb4icqQ9YLmEw"}
{"text": "我最近开始意识到需要擦防晒霜了，可能是因为我已经长大了吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1422041"}
{"text": "灵梦说：“因为赛钱箱里有500日元，所以今天我来请客。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7121238"}
{"text": "哎呀，从剩余时间来看，这个差距是不可能追上的。", "question": "如果你放弃，比赛就到此结束了，你能反驳这句话吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2587291"}
{"text": "这个功能可以很好地举报，但是像那种暴露不雅图片的行为，我们需要团结一致，用几天的时间来解决。", "question": "我觉得这里很适合装傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6963068"}
{"text": "暂且睡吧。", "question": "今天是我的生日，说句话吧（说什么都行，没关系）。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1269812"}
{"text": "「是不是第一志愿没录取」。", "question": "如果一个拒绝了你很多次的人，回头和你表白，你会接受吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油！再接再厉！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6076901"}
{"text": "爸爸啊啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPAbSWTIV4GPpAnS9ZVoRLSKlyMGqmBBcHTiaiapl038MXl74orwicribKFg"}
{"text": "江南可采莲，莲叶何田田，鱼戏莲叶间。鱼戏莲叶东，鱼戏莲叶西，鱼戏莲叶南，鱼戏莲叶北。先定义了概率空间，坐标原点。然后引入了随机变量，最后描述了二维随机游动。", "question": "中国有哪些描写随机过程的古诗词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "🚽视角", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "你看，拉了这么多线...没有反应啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2626760"}
{"text": "这个不是我们点的啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xoViccUDAUWTfnADvgQe3bmic8zHUsUqialpttyZoTzSaUYHD0vMP5jzkBQ"}
{"text": "“喂……给我那个糟糕的药。”", "question": null, "star": 59, "type": "I2T", "image": "1892126"}
{"text": "喵", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "道了晚安，却在烧烤店尴尬相遇。", "question": "有没有觉得极其巧合之事，很不可思议，甚至让人觉得是命运的安排？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尽管我全力扔出去了，但它还是没有倒下。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2981669"}
{"text": "因为志村的去世，熊猫君改变了自己的心意。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4881668"}
{"text": "Wi-Fi 请使用", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4208047"}
{"text": "老妈，你继续", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OQmkcrO9ycMzEWat9u4Eic4T2WHuXlMZFyx4x5Ub5P2R9Us44nD9vGIg"}
{"text": "「强烈谴责号」谁欺负我们，开过去谴责他", "question": "中国第一艘航母应该叫什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我：姨妈色口红我爸：你的嘴巴涂的好红啊像要吃人一样我：复古红我爸：你的嘴巴涂的好红啊像要吃人一样我：枫叶色我爸：你的嘴巴涂的好红啊像要吃人一样我：水红色我爸：你的嘴巴涂的好红啊像要吃人一样我：豆沙色我爸：你的口红太红啦（已经有质的变化了，终于停止了复读行为）我：吃土色我爸：你怎么没涂嘴巴啊？", "question": "你的家人或亲戚怎样看待你化妆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就差一步厕所就塌了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6571357"}
{"text": "金属过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IO8GQzQ8fZh6iaJ8OwSnw9jqCLh1DDyX72Gib03ib1ia3VFJUYTsjHy5p2MQ"}
{"text": "哎呀我去真的长草了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7244117"}
{"text": "演唱会上被爆头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNmg36YjmPmrq4MX4GqownvzY18CcV4h9oRmWq9xAhRolF91cXlZnFow"}
{"text": "间歇性凌云壮志，持续性混吃等死。", "question": "用一句话来描述自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次要抓紧一点，这个臂力器抽脸太疼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0xxfwt122aibicnPc7wiayPXiausxicl42CXox1XkZwg8z6kERUq9jSBH7GQ"}
{"text": "大雄又闯祸了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998132"}
{"text": "妈咪！我想尿尿！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8nduxegyuj30ci0el41q"}
{"text": "不给我买我就不走嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5a243nsmvj30ci0el42s"}
{"text": "男票，第一次来我家，问了好多次鞋套。无果。脱下鞋的一瞬间飞奔到厕所冲脚，妈妈还以为他肠胃不好。给他倒了杯热茶。", "question": "一个人的脚究竟可以有多臭?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "越来越多美国人开始争论地球是圆的还是平的。据 2016 年 7 月 10 日报道，一直以来人们都被灌输地球是圆的这一概念,但现在越来越多的美国人提出反驳论点,认为地球是平的。这些反驳者声称美国国家航空航天局(NASA)所拍摄的太空及星球图片都是电脑合成的，根本不具有真实性。如果地球是圆的,那我们应该会在相对高的地方会有地势高的感觉，而现实生活中并没有感受到。美国篮球传奇沙奎尔 · 奥尼尔，真人秀节目明星提拉 · 特基拉等名人也纷纷支持地球是平的这一观点。奥尼尔称他在环岛旅行时并没有感到上下颠倒,也没有感觉转了 360 度，而且按照地球是圆的的说法，「那中国应该就在我们下面，这显然是谬论」。2016 年 6 月，内森 · 汤普森在脸书上建立了地球平论的讨论小组,现在已经吸引了 4 万余名拥护者，汤普森本人也对此感到很惊喜。起初，他自己对地球是平的这一观点并不认同，但经过长达一个月的思考和发掘信息后，他成为一名坚定的地球平论拥护者。汤普森不停奔波,表达他的观点，并带动更多人改变地球是圆的这一固有思想。", "question": "美国人有哪些反智现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又失恋了，去散步散心怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3587485"}
{"text": "等等这不还是上个病人吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3ibDerMuWxM9wCiaREThlC4wmibywvic4KJuoWbwG1icthh01WYOOIoUIqNg"}
{"text": "早上好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230365"}
{"text": "看见猴子听见猴子", "question": "请问这是什么部首的名称？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3821362"}
{"text": "妈妈，为什么咱家没有爸爸？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erld37p6j7j20b707tmyw"}
{"text": "送？还要继续献血吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz53wdj0e2j30ci0eln1b"}
{"text": "静静等主角变身的有礼貌的反派", "question": null, "star": 494, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcj6nigeckj61401hcqch02"}
{"text": "前辈，哪一个比较好呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6235712"}
{"text": "运到半路才发现还缺甲方一头猪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtqCYWqlkk4CtcsapfLQx8RfDJxlEoevg7RCSHPFvHpB512KMuTywwOw"}
{"text": "可以打来回的勾拳。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6933770"}
{"text": "喂，说服模式用的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7308103"}
{"text": "你这家伙，就吃了点东西怎么就没了呢？真是混蛋！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302669"}
{"text": "妮蔻妮蔻妮！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MHyblqicyRsLNAmPlwxFfvmj0zfq6C5VGGWQC24tuhYqgc4RHoEr6TiaA"}
{"text": "交通工具开始吃人了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "Let's count down to the end of Heisei alone in the toilet of a izakaya, I said, and I counted down孤单地在居酒屋的厕所里倒数平成最后的日子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3846195"}
{"text": "为了在几年后面临的老年生活而指导储蓄的重要性。", "question": "给年长的学弟戴上两顶帽子和一顶贝雷帽。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5403003"}
{"text": "美国人权现状", "question": null, "star": 111, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "一切皆是小说。", "question": "本周老人jump的那些事", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3944627"}
{"text": "爸，延迟退休了，还没死就起来上班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvp940g82AkoUr512z7h9TCABrGMbWMsyTyVmTDN4l5O6IUAqLAljlGQ"}
{"text": "终于闯过来了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6104296"}
{"text": "门在那边哦", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4dm01vclvj61401hcdq702"}
{"text": "去旅行的重启。", "question": "你是绑架犯，请做出让警察惊讶的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6439705"}
{"text": "既然在旁边，就问问他刚才发生了什么事，别光玩着。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6887222"}
{"text": "欺诈广告", "question": "麦当劳的那些事儿。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6593256"}
{"text": "小明购买了 -1 瓶矿泉水，结果 4294967295 瓶矿泉水挤爆了教室。小明购买了 0.5 瓶矿泉水，结果烫烫烫烫。小明购买了 Null 瓶矿泉水，结果整个超市挤爆了教室。", "question": "如何以「老师分别给了每个同学一些钱，让他们各自去买一样东西来填满教室」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出轨被发现后女朋友约在了神殿决斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf1gmobrfgj30ci0el3zg"}
{"text": "试试我的狸花右臂", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "未来的造人场面，女好无聊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4x5oqi8noj20m50m540u"}
{"text": "奥运会女子摔跤决赛的裁判。", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "爸爸规定上车之前先把屁放干净", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4Sdz5sFVa8v0iagrWHJ5nFqDcTibkDHm4EpKGiaBeiaciauGeNY2d0f5AMWw"}
{"text": "在一起三年了你告诉我你是树懒？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssGAUn2WECS0uld6D5ibmjeuFFm8Sicb7gWv2CKZv7D0ia8NhIjoFOWEvQg"}
{"text": "不惊醒睡觉的猫，悄悄地做地鼠窝，这是匠人的技巧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2076984"}
{"text": "强力胶受害猫", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "你要怎么展现？屠舰水滴，点击就送。对手科技，一键锁定。全屏秒杀，超爽对抗。首充即送终极神器二向箔，超大打击范围，效果拔群！罗辑：我将执剑冲锋！维德：我的立场非常坚定！三体人：我们的狂怒你驾驭不住！程心：黎hui明mie就在眼前！歌者：我不断的清理，油腻的师姐在哪里！管理者：开启宇宙田园时代，就是为了三体游戏！", "question": "有没有可能推出一款《三体》的游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麻将主题商场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9WQwo9oP6E6WEKwgtY3Dj2oMQTx22rUP3MI4vPQS5l1icaVBHJ0aTS7A"}
{"text": "你就不能等《复仇者联盟》出来了再炒作吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1540968"}
{"text": "大雄，我给你拿个吸管吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHITyjolMQPYpibqicDkdoibTFe1gLvGhibias0HfBBE3Uy4eiazXJfgGqvgMw"}
{"text": "我读军校的时候，有一个学长骑行了一趟川藏线，拍了老多照片，回来又写文章又发新闻。那时候能骑行川藏的确牛逼啊……校报就重点报道了一下。结果这兄弟就在学校里火了……后来学校有个演讲比赛，就让他上了。他以自己骑行川藏的经历作为演讲内容，那时候讲的真心特别好。特别是演讲到最后！那兄弟慷慨激昂：「西藏的雪洗涤了我的心灵！我深深地被西藏的人，事，物 所感染了！如果可以的话！我愿意把自己的青春奉献在西藏的边防线上！」演讲的那叫一个好啊！当时我们那个系主任被他感动得热泪盈眶！立马就拿了个一等奖！后来(⊙_⊙)……大四毕业的时候，系里有援藏名额……这位学长援藏志愿书都没写，名字就出现在援藏名单里了！他眼含泪光地去找系参谋：「参谋啊！我援藏申请书都没写！怎么现在就援藏了啊！」「主任说了！小伙子好样的！你当年的演讲就是最好的援藏申请书！像你这么热血的有志青年！我们是不用拘泥于这些形式的！」「……」后来这位学长就援藏去了(⊙_⊙)……啊……西藏的学长……你现在过得怎么样~(⊙v⊙)", "question": "有没有朋友同学吹的牛让你终身难忘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小熊在玩捉迷藏，你看得见吗？", "question": "什么时候感觉出门打个电话可以让气氛变好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7343780"}
{"text": "我可以同时接三个暗器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S1bB11oaibRIWiceiaq9ZlNia7EBZ6MMS6Y02AAYfOaLEeqAtoPSJx8FJnCF0icvHB3GCJwlJwC7VaBvA"}
{"text": "身体也被吃了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446125"}
{"text": "老师你左手的马克笔把墙画了个印儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RqOqh0FXeHcLLKOH4uuwagFcQhDqz4KwevjCjR8kyg8Q3vmvh9Xic0jw"}
{"text": "我以为只要三分左右就能憋住大便的男子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2658232"}
{"text": "看不到前方的洗衣店出现在了T台上。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4771533"}
{"text": "大学的时候我很胖，有 240 斤，对自己的体重很敏感。有一天中午门口饭店吃饭，发现门口有个电子秤，看看四周没人注意，就站了上去想看看自己有没有胖。结果电子秤没有出数字，我觉得这破东西没电了，就去吃饭了。10 分钟后，正在吃饭的我，听到了老板娘的怒吼。哪个天杀的把老娘的电磁炉搞坏了？！", "question": "你必讲的笑话是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天晚饭吃什么还记得吗？", "question": "第五百五十六万七千四百三十三个幸福瞬间。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6865016"}
{"text": "杜鹃 乌鸦 差别", "question": "织田信长现在可能在搜索的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7097264"}
{"text": "单排碰到4个开黑的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuibnFsamQLN0GvXTewhSBvjKTZwpGHY606j6IRNbpbnspZWDGGJSs3Dg"}
{"text": "放心吧！他已经睡着了", "question": null, "star": 222, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h999j2i6vcj6140198n8f02"}
{"text": "「妈咪！阿喵把花瓶打……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc3wr9knoqj30ci0el0wj"}
{"text": "把成绩比你高的好友删掉。", "question": "微信游戏中打飞机有什么技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在北京工作但并不同居的男女朋友属于异地恋。", "question": "如何精准地形容北京有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "枕头被压得太扁了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6725233"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪里竟然拿出了这么厉害的绝招……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1846350"}
{"text": "防空兵的第一课：飞机长啥样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W3YWqckPZfcGicxsicWtqyht6hnR57jf8EgdfCh41FSfmQdnJLfdiaUILQ"}
{"text": "手指越来越短了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ehhhnl1hj30ci0elq6f"}
{"text": "螺旋桨回来报恩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJm2c5UFco8br8BOd3Z9ibC7Ka2t6P9r6ZTTN5xTeUsuqAkSI28dDa6ibaw"}
{"text": "静电来自自己身上衣服纤维之间的摩擦、两个人衣服的摩擦，干燥的室内 / 室外环境会使静电难以释放。解决办法也很简单，比如大幅提高空气湿度，但是太麻烦，成本还高。还可以弄个金属链子（或者小鞭砸？）拖在地上，可是这样有碍观瞻，而且如果是木质地板的室内，也并不会有什么卵用。所以，终极办法来了：脱衣服。贴身衣物常使用更多的棉料或毛料，而棉与毛的摩擦产生的静电比化纤磨化纤要少的多，而棉纤维彼此间摩擦产生的静电更要少得多。不过呢，人类皮肤之间的摩擦，产生的静电更少…………所以，要不要多脱一点儿？", "question": "和女朋友接吻总是有静电怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "默默凑上来和我共用一个小便器真是太TM可怕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SIIC5taW8fiauvI59aBo3fbchBVSdoLaLGYicrGyeicm3QsYuEpebffgdaj4e8IcicZP1K2BRNJLkQvQ"}
{"text": "到校后马上做早操。", "question": "在学校里，我被称为Ace和平凡之人的原因。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6808479"}
{"text": "人不可貌相。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "驱蚊香燃着后飞出的整个家族", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvzm3wva6qj20yi0z1x5l"}
{"text": "我玩一个模拟经营类游戏:《过山车之星》。一开始饮料店卖的饮料 5 块一杯，上一次厕所 1 块，一直在亏。于是我把饮料改成 1 块一杯，买饮料的人暴增。再把厕所改成上一次 20 块。你们随便喝，不尿算我输！果然盈利了……", "question": "你玩游戏时有哪些丧心病狂令人发指的玩法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯，是赝品。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "下一任奥特曼不来地球了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "拼多多，砍价时，显示已，到达了，百分之，九十九。就只差，百分之，零点一。你以为，砍一刀，就能成，结果是，无论你，怎么砍，无论砍，多少刀，他就是，永远都，差那么，一点点", "question": "为什么男生明明可以用一句话哄好的事情，非要用很多句来说明自己不愿哄的原因，即使女生生气也不愿意？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姐妹俩的收入来源。", "question": "至今仍不可思议。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263932"}
{"text": "有幸梦里聊过哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，他对我跟他说「English is difficult.」表示赞同并大加赞赏。", "question": "和羽生结弦聊天是种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题主这个逻辑，我觉得「限女生」是非常正确的。", "question": "为什么合租时总是看见「限女生」，为什么？真是不明白什么社会了，还这么封建，能吃多大亏咋的，女孩子就应该多跟男生接触嘛，难道跟女生结婚吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手指的角度就是这样子的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6813281"}
{"text": "哎呀，那里，还行吧，啊~感觉真舒服~", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5164294"}
{"text": "由于连公司都放假了，所以就有了偷懒找借口去面试的正当理由。", "question": "今天的乐趣。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2636958"}
{"text": "史上最差的拍档", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3385420"}
{"text": "土狗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "拉面、豚骨拉面、我爱拉面！没问题！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3475660"}
{"text": "饭桌上玩狼人杀第一个就死了的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QY4nU1yCGI3VaJS95aBCIXzoZWUicicjgibjMEFGad1ok0ETqp0TW2xOtDqSabA7tOwQzReLadxQFnA"}
{"text": "这套水手服不太适合我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6463249"}
{"text": "现实生活充满乐趣吗……还是没有呢……", "question": "请告诉我有女友和没有女友的人之间决定性的区别。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3959914"}
{"text": "自从过马路闯了红灯后每天都怕警察找上门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqeq727d4kj30ci0elqbq"}
{"text": "优步可以送到家里吗？什么？怪物收不到啊？你还没听过它的声音呢！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6687599"}
{"text": "但是我没有钢琴。", "question": "在寂寞的时候弹钢琴会发生什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5668215"}
{"text": "Emoji 表情文化推广者这是一道送分题啊大兄弟。你先答应看妹子想看的，看完以后再让妹子陪你看你想看的，这不就可以约两次了吗？进击的红太狼 你看到我的平底锅了吗你们想选的片子差距是有《喜羊羊灰太狼》和《盗梦空间》那么大吗？毒蛇 劝分不劝和你们可以各看各的，然后就可以各回各家，各找各妈了。（微笑）张泉蛋 一个普通的工人不应该是她看电影你看她吗？张一亿 人生赢家电影好看换妹子，妹子好看换电影。嫌脑洞还不够大？还是买瓶阿萨姆奶茶，扫描二维码，让周星星和郭采洁的「神回复」助你分分钟脑洞大开，让你笑到失声，笑到癫狂，分分钟 get 满满好心情！点这里，听听看。", "question": "广告 · 和妹子看电影，选片有分歧怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前排倒数第二位同学回答下问题吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "哎？对方是那个女孩啊！？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3556608"}
{"text": "如果坠落时间足够你反应过来的话，基本上不管做什么动作都得摔死了。", "question": "从高处坠落，在空中有可能采取什么行动来提高自己的存活率吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洒水车要过来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBthDtiaXgkl5kNugqWr9dicBWsj2KcNqKWfFxz10w33Q1Bso4BMdKwOuw"}
{"text": "我从下面看了一下土下座。", "question": null, "star": 890, "type": "I2T", "image": "2073907"}
{"text": "纸巾？我是不是要变成递纸巾的人了？", "question": null, "star": 2179, "type": "I2T", "image": "6253021"}
{"text": "无痕搭车照冠军再次展现超强实力。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3130397"}
{"text": "这难道就是传说中的已死蟹罪？", "question": "男友给了三只死蟹，我妈生气了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天不小心把人家的爪子踩了一下，为了安慰它立刻开了一个罐头。今天这家伙居然学会碰瓷儿了，趁我不注意悄悄蹲在我脚边。我往后退的时候又把它踩着了，然后这家伙就蹲在放罐头的地方开始大声叫。简直服了。", "question": "猫的智商有多高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我跟蚊子商量过，能不能只吸血不会痒，或者只吸肥肉，它说不行。那就没得谈了。", "question": "蚊子只是吸你一口血，你却要了它的命，这样做对吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "显胖的类型。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "601477"}
{"text": "大概是前年，我跟老婆一起逛太古里，走到苹果店那块，看到噶脚有个锤子的牌子。我就说老婆，听说过锤子手机没，今天带你去见识一下情怀。然后拉着她就进了门店。然后发现是卖特斯拉的。", "question": "普通人进豪车店，店员会有什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "资深相亲女。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7067899"}
{"text": "很遗憾，这是魔品呢……我500块钱收了吧……送……没错是质品……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gts541giw2j30ci0eljuk"}
{"text": "有人考科三的时候碰到放羊的吗 ", "question": "在考科目三的时候有没有挂得很冤的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一大嘴巴子说让我滚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9m43gj65qj20ai09fmxv"}
{"text": "老人养护院的工作人员虐待了我。", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "征兆就是她老公在知乎上问：女人出轨有什么征兆？", "question": "女人出轨有哪些征兆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "龙猫在哪里……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYicVUxhogqb6T4dibKmadl8Ebqt784ic3VsUmhEOatMHsRPaGbnTKb16oQ"}
{"text": "本土新锐投行，顶尖高手放到国际上的话应该都是坐牢的水平。", "question": "在你所在的行业里，国内最顶尖高手在国际上是什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一直是用来当作午餐垫的毛巾，却因为不懂看脸色被妈妈叫做座垫套而感到惊讶。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "1561284"}
{"text": "啥？奢侈品就是给穷人的啊！穷人才叫奢侈品，富人那叫日用品。", "question": "穷人不配拥有奢侈品吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想吃饭。", "question": "如果能回到初中，我想要做的事情。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2475497"}
{"text": "蹬门倒泄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6SOiae7eickYeXZPOblqUWFHvdKtRujTibrpBncv3q5sFgSJ4UR5v1Psicg"}
{"text": "马上给您换一盘新的苍蝇", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gph4ff2b13j60yg19xn2h02"}
{"text": "你能帮我拧开吗？", "question": null, "star": 422, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2zumwu42uj61401hcgw402"}
{"text": "这不是医疗错误！请安息吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7073568"}
{"text": "大逃杀第10天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gklfycp664j30ci0el46o"}
{"text": "我老师说当年导师带他们学生下工地的时候，本来在一旁和叫来干活的农民聊的好好的，突然他发现了一个茅厕遗址……叫来导师和同学，导师烟头一扔！眼睛一亮！跳下基坑，拿着刷子就上，嘴里念叨着：有屎就好了…", "question": "考古的时候挖到古人的粪坑该咋办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "客人要吃正宗的地三鲜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE85kbT6MvXOQJib561nYsIDP16WbWyCJiawtkx2A2sbOZpNGByrpRtiaZg"}
{"text": "讨厌的顾客点了杯芬达", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8UeZViac2vDCiaFjWsZLheIbvj267syiatQiaXz4iczr6RqVRZBTJdxc9UicA"}
{"text": "拔河遇到了速度非常快的对手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEicbXYkBmCyJhWoPNXYGsD1SqReEEzweblsRNTPxkGDBv8yt8JRGibeWg"}
{"text": "人家蹭你车，你可以跟人家借钱啊。", "question": "如何委婉地拒绝下班蹭车的同事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学天文的，不追星，追什么呢？", "question": "你为什么会追星？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你就正常表现", "question": "怎么把相亲搅黄，让女方反感自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们迷路啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlTtGuyuMU5qcJS7ZMbWhqb9TAMiafKDUXpuLdiaxMlruCyo7ej71D0WRA"}
{"text": "抱歉，我也一样。", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 166, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "遇难第4天，靠着外卖披萨坚持了下来，可是救援什么时候到呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicX4ZZqO4CUwxibHVGZSdAX4JicO8wVbQUG0TialHRuvxrxu6rKrav6Lmq4g"}
{"text": "师傅，别念了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "看到他的瞬间他就升天了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411405"}
{"text": "还以为四月一号说骗人就变狗的誓言不会应验的……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "老板基本上是混混。", "question": "蜡笔小新推荐的大马力摩托车。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7323673"}
{"text": "站在握手会队伍前面等待的终极Boss偶像。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6053143"}
{"text": "足底反射区？按吧！我身体好着呢你使劲按！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewpbqy0cgwj20a50citam"}
{"text": "从头开始的一亿种可能。", "question": "请你像下落的亿万颗星星一样说。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "6980878"}
{"text": "猫界的法海和小青", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "都这会了还有功夫放洋屁看来还是饿得不厉害", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQtnsC1p8k6SEPlGujokjMCTzkS1elWxWiaVBribsRUY3Vrc1qSBku045Q"}
{"text": "欢迎回来，小姐。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6587796"}
{"text": "当店员问给女朋友买多大码时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamg1WcBnRzWoDBk00ghboQnyiaCF8Ybvx1vPoicnYzIlfnJFFsLVHEdHrg"}
{"text": "心脏中弹的胖妹依旧很元气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz53xb0h7rj30ci0eln1r"}
{"text": "坏事。这从侧面反映了你没有更重要的事去担心。", "question": "总是害怕他人负面评价，对一个人的成长来说是好事还是坏事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他把决定性的直接任意球踢进了球门右上角。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3105868"}
{"text": "老板！这顿饭他买单！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6k9uu254aj30ci0eljs8"}
{"text": "相对于大海的广阔，即使是鲨鱼也是微不足道的存在。", "question": "在海里遇到超大鲨鱼时，有些事情知道会很方便。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584484"}
{"text": "我不会放屁。不是真的子弹。", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "黑家伙把花瓶打碎了，这浑蛋干的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246349"}
{"text": "哎呀，又来了，那个店员又把肉剔掉了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4847692"}
{"text": "今天我的眼睛也照得很漂亮呢~", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499031"}
{"text": "本应进口的鱼飞走了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2546538"}
{"text": "你话说完了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8cznc9ja4j30ci0eln0f"}
{"text": "我被哆啦A梦模仿杉下右京的样子逗笑了。", "question": null, "star": 296, "type": "I2T", "image": "7183761"}
{"text": "小泉想说：‘小泉还在后面追来……’", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307785"}
{"text": "压脉袋", "question": null, "star": 282, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "现代戏，大部分男演员是不擦口红的，而另一部分就……擦。不擦的这部分男演员，会酌情擦个唇膏五六儿的，无色。我是这部分的，除了戏里特殊要求扮女妆之外，没擦过口红。但也不喜欢唇膏，可能比较无知吧，觉得那东西和蜡烛区别并不大。但是每每总是你越排斥什么，就越来什么，这就是生活，高深莫测。也怪自己，总是忘记喝水，又跟水果有仇，嘴唇干燥得跟白唇鹿赛的。关键手还欠，候场的时候一焦虑就是抽烟 + 撕嘴皮，以撕的长而整为快。撕完了就会看见化妆师擎着唇膏，或者饱蘸唇膏的棉签找我来。我讨厌脸和嘴上油乎乎的，所以往往抿住嘴假装正在严肃的思考中。但有时嘴皮撕深了，就会抿出血来。化妆师紧着求我说，擦！我为了工作也只好说，我擦！", "question": "男演员拍电影的时候涂口红吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大部分时间都在坐牢。", "question": "黑社会一天都干些啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我没有电视！", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "在禁区内的攻防", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6912255"}
{"text": "剪一个什么感觉的呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g7g4nfn4d3j20u00v6q76"}
{"text": "制盐", "question": "不能用擦了很多眼泪的毛巾。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7318573"}
{"text": "把角色设定改成了原本就这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy8hci4l90j30ci0elwi6"}
{"text": "在自肃期间，山根的锻炼成果体现在了田中身上。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6357635"}
{"text": "双方都不会游泳，只能在开局阶段得分。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "194413"}
{"text": "咽气前看到害死自己的猪队友的生命倒计时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbziczzdswITcmg8PHrB05gucqVibBIOwibx5QiagwrVzsk0ic8pIeLeZQeX59Q"}
{"text": "妹子，我打算送你一个礼物，看到那个粉红色的奔驰了吗？我要送你一个同样颜色的牙刷。", "question": "现实中和喜欢的女孩子如何打开话匣子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈每次装病都有神仙接她走。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4102048"}
{"text": "那是我的座位。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4071171"}
{"text": "今天的单口相声就到这里，因为保安要把我从广播室轰出去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG37HSFW3HupTDH0vOMpqr9Ibu2Eb7qQuAAsJWjGVJPTfU0OSicR6FrEDw"}
{"text": "龙猫前传——驯服", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "先生...留胡子的大叔穿着胸前有个心形图案的T恤，上面写着‘情侣装’，真是太刺眼了。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "5575811"}
{"text": "确认一下还自己剩几条命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlP2wtibX1BlARsGvbb9VXsVremcLd9smS8qZRpEPEvfSjbkveKpB8pohA"}
{"text": "放了我吧老公，我从小就是在船上长大的，这种大浪对我来说不算什么。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6255984"}
{"text": "晚上只吃豆芽菜。", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "我会给你一些建议，好好培养它。", "question": "请问有什么可以让我得到星星的建议吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2407679"}
{"text": "表白时记得先存档。", "question": "有哪些通用的追求女性的套路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在体育馆睡了一觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06DNHGWMhybaLNLbcGPgqCWp6PL7qSVDKTG1aLBPIefZY0ZeUFp2qhdDA"}
{"text": "拼命爬山到一半之后发现旁边有缆车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibdQ0tCFtHcIhcQFauK2ZlwtYWSstDhq2D0oqfPZLeeF18kNtG7XFKLQ"}
{"text": "谢邀。演出前别练，演出的时候绝对清醒。", "question": "器乐演奏时如何保持清醒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想象中的我有点机智地回复：用 1-5 打分，1 表示一点也不可怕，5 表示非常可怕，你觉得我能打几分？", "question": "别人说「学心理的人好可怕」时，你有哪些机智的回复方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蜡笔小新被腰斩了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6761966"}
{"text": "连豆腐脑甜咸都要争一争的地方你还想分出小龙虾之神，红烧肉之神？那你还是来一个全国武道会吧。 但是问题是每个地区口味不同，又很难评选，只能在口味相似的地区开武道会，然后决定区域性的小龙虾之神，豆腐脑之神。然后时不时可以来个类似于武林争霸之类的。 像什么，华东大区豆腐脑之神挑战东北大区豆腐脑之神，华北大区烤鸭之神在和荆楚地区烤鸭之神的决斗中获胜之类的。到时候派系也要分清楚， 东清西辣南甜北油，按食材分荤食派素宴派海鲜派淀粉植物派，按吃法分拌饭派下酒派零食派酒宴派，按餐礼分先汤派后汤派甜点派上菜之后一起吃派 helpyourself 派，按做法分烧烤派蒸煮派爆炒派乱炖派油炸派，是时候开一波《我是食神之天下争霸》之类的脑洞文了。", "question": "为什么日本有「寿司之神」，却从来没听说过中国有「煎饼果子之神」「肉夹馍之神」「麻辣小龙虾之神」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "首里城在哪里？", "question": "不要问冲绳人这个问题。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4872117"}
{"text": "宿舍里只有自己还没睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suox7iaRwQqk5hiblSXM2d5s0LkFbpb67CXaia3iacQTDRyklGBWzsVqhgQUQ"}
{"text": "年轻的写真集。", "question": "如果把莲藕打翻，可能会溅出果汁一样的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2851010"}
{"text": "首先瞄准棒棒糖！接下来是魔术棒！", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "7003112"}
{"text": "铁头功展示", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ib5QSJZWsl7qNxUevv70sPiaSA5HwgefLxuPCU1TpWN4ObFuarEQ1orHw"}
{"text": "大家，准备出殡了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1323715"}
{"text": "那就要看题主你吃不吃西瓜皮了。", "question": "提着一个重 10 斤的西瓜上六楼，把这个西瓜吃了再上楼，累的程度一样吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搜出私房钱给老婆的忠犬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5d6y4j8z0j30ci0elgoa"}
{"text": "要吹毒箭结果不小心吸了进去.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROyn1c0Kt7Jviame1IE2nvXDALExxjhZicuWrhgkCydKl6cf8xUfJ9p5x2p2OfLv6EKIdmThooQg7g"}
{"text": "「刚才突然想小便」『赶上了吗？』「在一个蓝色水瓶里解决了~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzywpzgfk5j30ci0el42p"}
{"text": "咖喱配米饭", "question": "某个伊夫德人对任何事情都感到惊讶。他对什么感到惊讶3次？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313468"}
{"text": "嗨，是我！谁借我点零钱？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6651239"}
{"text": "父亲教训偷偷穿女装的儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6SRzo2bqXkr2kRRzictRxiaNEYYgD3E1JB4S8cysAmCwMn1etMJg0y4xg"}
{"text": "印第安语结业考试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK69uib1Bkmnb1XMZlUQVy8e7leKaesUhvCuEKqOYUibhtYDwY13pZnAqQA"}
{"text": "我累坏了，需要休息一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5473432"}
{"text": "鸟A：“喂，别无视我。主人，我们在说你想听的话呢。” 鸟BCDE：“（米粒粘在主人的脸颊上）”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510031"}
{"text": "photoby<fodaibyf表白成功338216796", "question": null, "star": 337, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glghkmw5jbj610m1ct45k02"}
{"text": " 好多薯条子哦波！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "观察蚂蚁的实验课上只准备了一个放大镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZN4eicLrC6CYlS5zOycqKuTPTUddCuXicaevAVkukR7icJgx6NxN7ahqUTg"}
{"text": "郁惠姑娘", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028967"}
{"text": "吃大蒜打嗝。", "question": "穿上宇宙服时不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314821"}
{"text": "鱼和熊掌不可兼得", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "您吃完饭了吗？那我给您上汤吧。", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "6368149"}
{"text": "抢在扫地机器人之前把地打扫干净", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ql8m7X1IkzicMzpMnG9Rjvvf300uU3fCOvwAmQziazadoX0gozlyLibiaOdnSkYmdOnYroQ0cjiaDyYpw"}
{"text": "蒙克的《呐喊》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387534"}
{"text": "摘掉隐形眼镜后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20rG5ibMlq8ia8FHGB8cbb6ytQAKNMLQyibOE4iaCfVicUmiaI9CicsE3BVHAhQ"}
{"text": "四轮离地了，车载电脑的智商又占领高地了，开起来比较安全。", "question": "看到很多人都说车长期不开要架起来四轮离地，这样到底好不好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我买了件很性感的泳衣", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "你等等，我先点个外卖", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "没想到吧兔子，老子走水路！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMR27dMchoF3cNHUMXzna2BCaBiaD0q8QTuUU8YeQyfzVoLu4D3raJf1g"}
{"text": "我觉得他是给你说，要给你发一辆小黄车 ofo 这样子，欧否~让你骑着车方便回家。这样暖心的面试官不多见了，答主要好好珍惜，多跟进一下面试进度，争取早日去这样的暖心企业上班。", "question": "面试最后，面试官说给你发欧否，欧否是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用手把鸡蛋分开也会失败。", "question": "在实习烹饪时，我总会瞬间想到“肯定是昨天练习过的”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2413596"}
{"text": "快乐的修学旅行。", "question": null, "star": 3917, "type": "I2T", "image": "5808998"}
{"text": "只有我能生还--诺基亚3310", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUeIJ66Sjz7c3m0r9Mic1yON8ruOmVDBHhzjFicZlzYVSkuIcX0iaLvxLgARBlALbjXibRbNqUic7FJcA"}
{"text": "我手机忘带了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ev94yppx75j208z09odid"}
{"text": "你在哪里混啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5899906"}
{"text": "喂，来看看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828775"}
{"text": "刚刚那鱼得这么大个儿", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvspjwuq2jj20yi1124qp"}
{"text": "那个，凶手就是让新一说！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNiah4OOIibttIdYSTCGrensW3h3aBPd2S8YuTfZc3qvNYkCdzDeO7C2Bw"}
{"text": "因为没有朋友，每次课间只能假装睡觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fvg3uy31xpj20m30m3q6l"}
{"text": "走出洞穴后恐怕会进入BOSS战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqc165q7icj30ci0eljzw"}
{"text": "这女的一看就没去过几年前的电脑城里买过东西。正确的做法是，“哎呀，大爷，这款车优惠价格确实是12.98块钱，但是国家的增值税还要交4000块钱，您先把4000块钱作为定金交了，等一会儿我让同事给您提车。”然后出去5分钟。然后回来，“大爷，不好意思，这个12.98块的这款已经卖没了，要不您看看其他这几款14万高配版本的？什么？您要退钱，这钱已经划到账户里了，我给您退不了，您要不等我们经理回来再跟他说吧，经理出去了，我也不知道几点回来……”", "question": "如何看待 4s 店错把 12.98 万写成 12.98 元，顾客执意要按标价买车这件事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两天后打防卫战了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6wmg56bg5j30ci0eljsk"}
{"text": "为父报仇", "question": null, "star": 339, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsz4dccdvij60zp1110yx02"}
{"text": "by本otyT大「爸爸换灯泡时不许摇椅子」", "question": null, "star": 205, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h12b95f3bsj610i14xafm02"}
{"text": "上班。", "question": "你因为穷做过什么事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么还有脸待下去？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpy9otneu7j30ci0el78z"}
{"text": "发现一名嫌犯，已将其控制在腹中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPpcqSO441NpOFfZzaibWMHeA8TDsdQFEMiagXyflVof8ZMiajWPNiagfDGQ"}
{"text": "可能夜里起床尿尿的时候不会怕吧。", "question": "无神论有什么积极意义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "驾照？不可能啦，你说呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4889679"}
{"text": "抢优衣库联名时候的你", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "这是头等舱乘客喝剩的果汁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010CwA3ibjkODfiaAm3t2nwHJU2vIHviaIMar8EozwL458tGjYEbibp3txibPRg"}
{"text": "第一次抽烟就咳嗽的15岁中午", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6318344"}
{"text": "待机中的剩余几条命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h84kk7rzzwj30ci0elgmz"}
{"text": "呜啊，我的影子竟然动起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mUKIiaXT77Pp1bwiaQKc4INoQiaLKZueGFjZJPP5UxLHia5BTH6WFVayuKQ"}
{"text": "你好，游泳健身了解一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8wh1pmoloy1mOhqgNkfzcCdoDNQZ0iaBHh0bvyILTD7Afg0GeYLfib3XQ"}
{"text": "白式旺糖“你在干嘛？“我敲可爱。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJibprccPWF3v3MrSygF2PNX3uSPibM3OGnAIUQt0LiaEbMcTYBbpm87s1g"}
{"text": "静香睡过的床单怎么分呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIZh4hjPWFvbGXImn2uAia2sN20w2VzxfhaPhm9QAnqggnYgFYuRlU5jQ"}
{"text": "不好意思，刚才耳屎太多，没听清", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOc2ib4EubzM1AFj1y22Wicp9ic76EbNbPicWIibOgrn4L7zkMMvdCYgFibqQJg"}
{"text": "网络：猫可以治愈人类猫：老哥，这个哥们真治不了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTXLQadQ9e72KEj1K6oPOW8J5IWP8lRfn5HmmdZOZ9Oh3crriaRO5seQA"}
{"text": "优点和缺点是什么？...没有！你的动机是什么？...没有！你的座右铭是什么？...可以借我上厕所吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5592359"}
{"text": "其实，人类就像70亿根牙签。", "question": "请说些无关紧要的话。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "6797121"}
{"text": "男生如何提肩带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpvRDiatf8wXQib9AvkmYn9ErE3W2H0L4ZfsV0icqjBiaZlk60rCGibjobzxw"}
{"text": "上：你早退吗？ 自：我打算早退。", "question": "无法接受的早退理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6983790"}
{"text": "被震动的数字", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "抓娃娃机的钩子调到了超强", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9vccbi4snj30ci0el0wf"}
{"text": "将减少到两千人左右。", "question": "当薄皮大福装了9999个时，常会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6966229"}
{"text": "我想要腮红够了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjROdtkGjDzI99oXlGmXZwdIKcPWibwj8C01gagh1GIjJiba39YvY5IjMw"}
{"text": "公布结果！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5920896"}
{"text": "脚麻！起不来了！脚麻！！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "正在等待评委的狐臭大赛选手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbjY9IdxQ21aknkpkVl7zjcEgNfficmDrcWia8HicqwwGS6tdRXw673VqOOA"}
{"text": "按下非常铃。", "question": "如何在午休时间让公司陷入混乱？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5394660"}
{"text": "连线对战", "question": null, "star": 245, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9rl5akd22j60u0140jug02"}
{"text": "嫖娼的男人想着先遮住自己，男朋友会想着遮住女朋友", "question": "警察如何判定是嫖娼还是情侣？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无业游民 不工作却做白日梦 为什么", "question": "米奇好像在搜索什么。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6636778"}
{"text": "将我的冷笑话按评价顺序排列。", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "撒娇入门→初级→中级→上级→超上级→达人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb42ufamxdj30ci0eljtw"}
{"text": "被做成便当里的饭团。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5940557"}
{"text": "我叫你松手啊！这个杠铃是我的&lt;(｀^´)&gt;", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "通过摇骰子制定新政策", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0dlxAz5IZWDg8rNVVqzdAia1RD1ublUkrq0lRYrtsggDoMkLp0d2M4fw"}
{"text": "“啊！要迟到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YibXiagztYnP07f13q5RoH0V8r0IZFS6VLMicRE1MkUjPMQf2o19aicvNFg"}
{"text": "大概是因为男人自己知道自己小时候有多讨厌吧……", "question": "为什么有些男性表示更喜欢生女儿?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你有个在你开车时喜欢指指点点的朋友时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJCnX5hRaiaptszeTOthgUWr9PesK4rDiabYNpDp8t8EhSdaaKNicBbhy27gGstV0rzHWY377SagE7A"}
{"text": "点不上关闭\"X'广告的y", "question": null, "star": 250, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxefwqf5kxj60xh0xhq8002"}
{"text": "我一朋友……", "question": "有哪些话一说出来就感觉那个人很 low？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么时候才能退休啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAhB6SjOQlpnm7LhyyzyVqJnQpG7Vaibib55LEB109NRlXMaO7uPjyy5zw"}
{"text": "倒着看的是沙雕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNPxBqXI5LuJpKCZ0aCkBJavxcOwTfKwfDjcwLgsWA8E8ZpkOxoPYIrA"}
{"text": "您每天开心吗？", "question": "给特权阶级和上级国民一句话。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367498"}
{"text": "主人说把猫连上就可以上网了", "question": null, "star": 371, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "我有个熟人，但我不想被认出来，所以我拼命地改变脸庞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4418064"}
{"text": "二口，三口，四口，团灭！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MNfvliciaicNeXn675ic2J69wSvnBRso532kjJsXPibIlPXhYl0Igc1bxYKg"}
{"text": "新新手机我要换那个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2nO9icMU6mFbwYWdTTnOqNR4xCE0kjLwUDH1FJS9WiczpoxpwHMEtRpLYAib6BFjkFeBub83r829vQ"}
{"text": "出现了一只像小熊猫的猫！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4525214"}
{"text": "弄撒花瓶水后用朋友擦干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx8ynkcy4yj30ci0el416"}
{"text": "Ban猛犸！Ban猛犸！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "拿500张1万元钞去鉴宝后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h553h40au8j30ci0el78j"}
{"text": "和爱的人一起等待被吞掉的求婚戒指真的太浪漫了?", "question": null, "star": 356, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h21d45dkaij61291f0gvg02"}
{"text": "一个月不吃饭会死。", "question": "天蝎座的人的弱点是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了撸串修的牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb394Xtxf7oicmwR9S3yvfWInKkCkhZibaBAzp3laliaykbmpuUGzicVryxFw"}
{"text": "你好/喂", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 2691, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "这是一道料理！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2841128"}
{"text": "一个葡萄牙客户，给一个重庆供应商打电话，说哥们儿，我看了重庆的飞机票，很贵，所以我把机票订到附近的上海了，你能顺便过来接下来我吗？", "question": "你被老外问过哪些奇葩问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我没考虑过配送的事！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377602"}
{"text": "道理我都懂，为什么猫那么大？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "头皮照片放大后发现的恶魔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0ug88zan3j30ci0el0xm"}
{"text": "为什么大家都嘟囔着呢？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311684"}
{"text": "1.去隔壁蹭课，找个 npy（可选）2.发视频：“我们北大真是太厉害了！”“厉害了我的北大！”“清华的课，讲的不好！配北大的教材（慕课），好！”“我一直都是用的北大树洞啊！”“21 岁，来自华大，长在北大！他们说精北有两种，一种是来北大找同学玩，玩玩就走；一种来了北大，就爱上了北大，转学（保研）北大。我就是第二种，我要成为一个真正的北！大！人！” 评论区 @psc49：老伏拉夫了", "question": "如何利用清华身份恰烂钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好耶", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "完蛋，运气坏了。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "你要是不买电脑 我就会去网吧，会跟人打架 不是打死人就会被别人打死。你要是不买电脑我就会去网吧 ，会被无良少女勾引上床 到时候一大一小都领回家，对了 就是你昨天说头发染的跟鹦鹉似的那种少女。你要是不买电脑我就会去网吧，会有坏人对我说「来一根吧」，我会染上毒品从此走上一条不归路。我爸竟然觉得我说的很有道理，于是初中买了第一台电脑……", "question": "你家购买第一台电脑时的经历是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "割包皮的医生之前在米其林餐厅干活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BadlKWeibbLK6tO2HpkpWfOTe8KCh3I65Quk0AYesQBh7tEHL0Rz28Ffw"}
{"text": "“你把我男朋友切了？”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "谁敢再说一次“拍马屁”呢？", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "5617057"}
{"text": "魔术师", "question": "在家电制品上加一个字就变成了垃圾制品。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5402243"}
{"text": "雷雨天如何电鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mJL16kAKHYWeARjMSSIvRe29gDC7WZvQibDJQnQyQHqZ3SgDlCVqSTTQ"}
{"text": "管理员！我要打电话给中科院！中科院！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "没事，忍两年他就是你领导了。", "question": "如何应对桀骜不驯的优秀应届生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "涡轮增鸭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWaMGZ4Kp8UP5aPpCR0mibGm02vIACKicpUILRRKdW3HzTPoAwQohuJOrA"}
{"text": "有次我央求我妈想在家养只狗，我妈悠悠地说：“家里只可以有一个畜牲。”-_-||", "question": "你遇见过哪些毒舌？他们说过哪些很毒的话让你过耳不忘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我发现每次明侦有个什么暗室啊什么都是何老师或者撒撒走在前面，我还在想啊，明明个子也不高，力气又不多大，年纪不小了，偏偏每次都往前走。", "question": "《明星大侦探》有哪些暖心瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高须院长和朋友", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "那就这样吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1632364"}
{"text": "图书馆杀人事件", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "为了纪念，我们把它变成棉花糖吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5014020"}
{"text": "她总是只留下电话号码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eez7anggjyj20a9097wfj"}
{"text": "哎呀！蚂蚁在打架！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1992683"}
{"text": "你的口气很重，请离我远点。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7294001"}
{"text": "我上班就是为了钱，他非得和我谈理想，可我的理想是不上班…", "question": "你第一次跳槽是什么原因？后悔吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当然是一起去图书馆看书了", "question": "异地恋见面第一件事做的什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叫喊没关系，但流着鼻涕就成废物了，和尚。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2495495"}
{"text": "嚣张的态度", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847520"}
{"text": "多少次约会完全在于个人主观想法，与长相并无大关系。", "question": "作为一个长得很漂亮的女生（百里挑一），一个月大概有多少次男女约会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "独自坐上去大城市讨生活的火车后，只有喵喵赶来送别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq211vimmzj30ci0eln3l"}
{"text": "【嘿嘿嘿，我要偷偷加班，狠狠推进工作的进度！】【桀桀桀，我一定要逮到你加班，使劲提高你的业务评价！】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssiabgpZXnicAFpUUbpwxNribib6Yq51hJRicJoOssmXCEfOTtdbBv8nwQXLg"}
{"text": "啊，不行啦，这个不能用在NG大赏上！", "question": "狡猾的女人", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6944282"}
{"text": "猫不易", "question": null, "star": 92, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "喂，警察吗，我床不见了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "牛筋卡在牙缝里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505982"}
{"text": "塔基巴拉桑，你为什么只是看着！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "好像没有包含在便宜彩色铅笔中的颜色被大量使用。", "question": "这本涂色书一发售就出现了问题，原因是什么？", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5702369"}
{"text": "勾引阿伟", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "除了这俩之外我全要了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfXXic5iaj6XRTWZdfws5iaoX08XvdbnicqFicbo7Tk5psntCD5icmVaw6AtDQ"}
{"text": "可以给我签个名吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8xh5pcx2cj30ci0eljsd"}
{"text": "老乡的手脚都变长了。", "question": "某个伊夫德人对任何事情都感到惊讶。他对什么感到惊讶3次？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313468"}
{"text": "历史总是不断重演。", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "厚切杰森很忙，但查克·威尔逊有空。", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "太阳晒得真厉害。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283103"}
{"text": "「乖儿子啊，清明冬至别烧那些没用的锡箔纸钱了，阴间早就被你们烧的通货膨胀了……」「纸车子也别烧了，阴间鬼太多，爹根本摇不到号啊……」", "question": "如果证明了鬼的存在，我们的日常生活会有什么变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柴田理惠笑眯眯的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349838"}
{"text": "裁判的头上突然出现了血条", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "老鼠看到的最终画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g34apw0g6aj20ma0mamza"}
{"text": "在下金镖太郎，是个忍者！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "一只猫在还有三个月生命的情况下活了100万次。", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "冷面杀手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY30lHY3ic6WgiaxDw9Ye0ykjO0bMeW51ZKI09v6wzMDhxUrIaDl1ZbKdwQ"}
{"text": "好像在锅里搅拌着一种很厉害的颜色的液体。", "question": "热内婆婆是恶魔般的女人，当我意识到的瞬间。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7082011"}
{"text": "北京人真的很爱管闲事（并非贬义）。去北京某区房管局办事，房管局缴费窗口排队，前面的老大爷回头跟我说，小伙子，她这缴费只能刷卡，我没带卡，我给你钱，你能不能帮我刷一下。脑袋运转三秒，觉得没啥坑，就同意了，老大爷给我一百。窗口收费的女子用北京话字正腔圆的问我，人家给你 100，你给人家刷 70，你有钱给人家找吗？我还没等回话，就听后面大爷怒吼，我特么不要了！收费女子一言不发，低头刷卡，我输密码签字一气呵成，回头给大爷找了钱。然后才特么想起了我的费没交，重排………", "question": "有什么是你去了北京才知道的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为新规范要求桥梁增加防撞墙高度和防撞护栏，防止车辆坠桥。", "question": "《开端》为什么是选择炸掉公交？而不是开到江里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是他在修学旅行前打破床铺的故事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6957383"}
{"text": "你真臭！", "question": "伤心的一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2008010"}
{"text": "发布会的后半段，乔布斯扔下 iPhone4，和你饶有兴致的探讨起来时光机。", "question": "如果在 iPhone 4 的发布会上我带着米十（或任意一款全面屏手机）能刚过乔布斯吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「你嘴好臭啊」「你也是」「「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈」」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqq54yr9toj20ar0abtb2"}
{"text": "早上好，就是那个东西。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1805018"}
{"text": "为什么挠我脚心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJyOxlrh5LWhs8YJpcVrZ63M6oyibjXIj5iakWNAcibibJUdlG08fOkJkscA"}
{"text": "妻子起床了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4364656"}
{"text": "变性手术只做了一半", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotM6ZDvvddo7zmsOpBkDdoaCxIG14B5sXVOMPANU13oWiaJmkdH54PzJg"}
{"text": "不知道的人正在快乐地一本一本地撕毁我重要的书。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1126927"}
{"text": "可以在行走时候期待地搓搓手", "question": "霸王龙前面两只小手手是干嘛用的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为《芈月传》、《汉武大帝》没有发生在陕西历史博物馆《包青天》没有发生在河南博物院《孝庄秘史》没有发生在辽宁省博物馆《朱元璋》没有发生在南京博物院《卧薪尝胆》没有发生在浙江省博物馆《西楚霸王》没有发生在湖北省博物馆《长征》、《井冈山》并没有发生在湖南省博物馆《上海滩》就真是发生在了上海博物馆，实在是对带货没啥帮助……但是这些：《还珠格格》《金枝欲孽》《延禧攻略》《如懿传》《宰相刘罗锅》《铁齿铜牙纪晓岚》《康熙王朝》《雍正王朝》《甄嬛传》《鹿鼎记》《康熙微服私访记》《李卫当官》《宫锁心玉》……真的发生在紫禁城", "question": "为什么只有故宫淘宝红了起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在哆啦A梦身上发现了投币口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvE6azTt3NbKnLOXFL9Lyev7GNcx3qwMZvtpJqBWUTDwdwdBMIdArDwUw"}
{"text": "哎呀，没人去二次会吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "510297"}
{"text": "英语听力前半部分就没听懂，打算放弃了，然后发现它就一直念一直念。", "question": "生活中有那些事情让你觉得就这么短暂的时间为何过的如此漫长？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胖虎（是《哆啦A梦》中的角色）", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2954464"}
{"text": "跳绳怎么变短了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulwppTJnDXTtqyAEnibyX0kjUnWjnib6ry7eeqwauzV4DJEEiazVwwGyn7Q"}
{"text": "突然想起来实习的时候在外科轮转，有一天值班收了个病人，是本院麻醉科的主任。刚问了句「您哪里不舒服」，和蔼的老太太一口气告诉我：「我因转移性右下腹疼痛 * 小时入院」，「* 小时前无明显诱因出现……」，「疼痛呈 * 性，持续性，无……无……」鉴别症状说完后，老太太问我：「记下来没有？现在要说既往史了。」", "question": "医生接诊医生是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撞到柜子的小脚趾和投来关切目光的无名指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eepxvvkuchj20ai0amgmy"}
{"text": "设计开屏晃一晃进广告", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "我小时候听说被蚊子叮了不挠的话好的最快，就用了一整个夏天做了个实验，被蚊子叮了一下都没挠。", "question": "你见过的自制力最强的人是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等人点单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hik79hn9iaj30ci0el0vg"}
{"text": "你是不是曾经自己给自己打过星星？（笑着）", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "请先确定一下是不是你朋友的恶作剧，相信我你们不要再问我是怎么知道的了！！！！！！", "question": "大学有一个女生说是暗恋我，明天见面，需要注意些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果出题人出了个又长又竖的题目，我就揍他。", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "「你有 100 亿个脑细胞，却尽想些没营养的问题。」", "question": "「人的眼睛有 5.76 亿像素，但却终究看不懂人心。」这句话该怎么回应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "邻居是我在高中的社团活动顾问的家。", "question": "我购房的首日就发现了最糟糕的事实。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6110841"}
{"text": "打游戏时存了一堆高级道具不用的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVIvbb5iaT20kv7JvWxJU6FvQiabNyDPRSU5Ytq1ibUx08hN9fzytkakK0Q"}
{"text": "我说，咱们军团里有你喜欢的女孩子吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hfo88vb4jhj30ci0eltab"}
{"text": "成功躲开了碰瓷的老爷爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prpz1mkhj209b0arq4b"}
{"text": "校长先生 -> 校长老师", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "我抓到了一只蟑螂！/别靠近我！/是我先发现的呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6122901"}
{"text": "15 年底，妹子客户经理让我去挂个牌子，充下场面，参加他们司搞的炒股大赛。不好拒绝，就报了个名注册，虚拟账号每人 20W，比赛期 100 天，大概 200 多人参赛。我就买了一次 GC001，激活了账号后，就再也没管过了。 几个月以后，客户经理自己都忍不住笑的给我打电话，让我去领一堆蚕丝被之类的东西。我以几乎 0% 的投资收益率斩获炒股大赛第一。", "question": "你有哪些躺赢的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "敬你一杯，我先干为敬", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "这世上有两种人。一种人看自己家门口被粉笔画了个圈，就猜想是不是被小偷盯上了。另一种人则是家里被偷后，才发现门口被粉笔画了个圈，原来自己早被小偷盯上了。我认为后者在被偷之前，很难跟前者有共同语言。", "question": "为什么总有人喜欢为资本家辩护？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么不放四次元口袋里呀？", "question": null, "star": 800, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gquzklae68j611y17c0z302"}
{"text": "为什么抽烟会从后面漏出来呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITciawMUpDqK6yTd2mheqAbSWIWMJMx9Oj8sR0Thn9iayungseGvAstFlg"}
{"text": "因为患有高空恐惧症，所以不喜欢蹦极。", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "很久没见过的亲戚突然变得很有钱的样子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "我原来以为是柑橘类水果，其实是葡萄柚吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586956"}
{"text": "在世界的中心附近，大声喊出爱。", "question": "给标题加上三个字，让它变得不好看。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4852010"}
{"text": "加班到一半发现桌上凭空多出来这个东西才知道自己已经死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TXkvTYCECY9OibD2YCTpwUVc0cCVqKPmWyWsZrMv7cylcjIiaqr0yjiaiag"}
{"text": "那就拜托打工的大家快点除草吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6684652"}
{"text": "所以，这个上面的盆是什么啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3095579"}
{"text": "（不知道老婆为什么生气）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gst3gg8v4ej30ci0elgpz"}
{"text": "几年前生老大时在产床上随着宫缩各种发力，听着助产士小姐姐们聊天聊地聊到饮料：……对了，王老吉改名了，叫什么来着？另一个小姐姐：啊对对对，叫那个……什么……什么……再一个小姐姐：那个那个！我知道……什么来着？我心想这屋里就我一个明白人！憋着气咬着后槽牙挤出一声：加多宝。", "question": "半身麻醉手术状态下你都听医生聊过什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可口可乐", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7325418"}
{"text": "&quot;按这里可以锁屏诶&quot;", "question": null, "star": 62, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "《小羊肖恩》最后一集", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1YnyU1AqRJj11E4m7WibYUM6wCLicv4hk0gly6KakhNKG1vtyvekw8t4b1Hg"}
{"text": "为了 dou阴 啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "才出院的病人在门口被救护车撞飞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdl28p69j0j30ci0eln01"}
{"text": "在大多数事情上感到困扰。", "question": "奥特曼在日常生活中遇到困难。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "829589"}
{"text": "没戴眼镜看不清这小子穿没穿衣服。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "：好色龍抱歉哦两个位置都被我占了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YRLXBwzcqp4Y8ND6k1KuoAvLFR2fWM7cOhSj3mVUDJRicXuHAqDkDTag"}
{"text": "年轻的时候，为了接近女神开始读书……读书确实比较爽，女神怎么这么没文化～（完）", "question": "你做过什么本末倒置的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "克雷亚阿姨不是我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041877"}
{"text": "上次的面酱太咸了，所以这次喝得比较谨慎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5293016"}
{"text": "从前有一个二十岁的女孩子，她每天都晚睡，每天都掉大把的头发，辫子编起来的时候，活像一个阿哥。", "question": "有没有哄女朋友睡觉的小故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我擦！着火了！哪儿有水！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f95cfpn7njj20fl0e7dh8"}
{"text": "因为家长自己也没看过", "question": "四大名著那么黄那么暴力，为什么那么多家长都要买书给孩子看?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "丢沙包时最后一个人很顽强", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfB5sWnmQndicAibRSojlH7zneUguM6eUcEJMQETCbS99chka9bY07YNXIw"}
{"text": "公交车留下天花板就开走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvRuKf9VJun0dib9dPUqqnps7IrdsBqM2SPZfVY8UlBQfic2ETAVfMOcbyw"}
{"text": "手抖太厉害了。", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "猫背的中文常用表达是驼背。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "你屏幕上有根头发", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "这个不在自助范围内叭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNqiaibkeNhLPggs1MyOlBicsZljqk4KSTRnaicy6DVdQgHS4BH78wibYGRUg"}
{"text": "你的初恋情人在隔壁教室呢/啊啊，这可怎么办，神啊...我不认识那样的奶奶...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6190104"}
{"text": "在学校和家里都得站起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849362"}
{"text": "解说：他在空中完成了一个把上衣塞到裤子里的动作", "question": null, "star": 162, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzy4vpjr16j60wk1cudlt02"}
{"text": "小的，先生，换手啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4570762"}
{"text": "你想要苹果是吗？但不是这个意思啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7098331"}
{"text": "请不要太用力按液晶屏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wZqS2dohMEp0YIRWicbXvicX9bFYqT3LJ63MVf8JDibq5WVFzQSOJtuu5g"}
{"text": "考试的问题不懂……这时候就用昨天熬夜做的骰子铅笔，在上面写上数字……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1370623"}
{"text": "去教堂祈祷就能存档", "question": null, "star": 268, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h13q4x9igxj60bi0fcmxy02"}
{"text": "流行能够被感知到。", "question": "我觉得这里很适合装傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6963068"}
{"text": "棒槌打人", "question": "用四个汉字以内简洁地描述你的兴趣爱好。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4762408"}
{"text": "开车过程中都打开车门的阿sir", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "孔庙祈福我每次用孔庙祈福的文具，都能考出我最差的成绩", "question": "大家用过什么反人类的文具？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看！外卖马上就到了！……等等，他绕过我们走了……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "走近池塘它们就会钻出水面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectammz4nnj20bg0ct0ud"}
{"text": "进宫后进宫前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvsPRC9LD3QUAnSwicHR8UeVAGO0wj4988YIGh84dPibtSULwT6CSkczCw"}
{"text": "每次分手都让我怀疑是男朋友得了绝症想要隐瞒我。", "question": "电影让你产生过哪些对现实的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据说这所房子保险箱的钥匙需要依次抚摸三只猫一定次数才能打开，但如果在过程中发生什么意外，它们就会跳到你的膝盖上，让你无法逃脱。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3141682"}
{"text": "超市打烊后没卖出的水果下班回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib7S1lXUzf94AW9cuCWRDaWDoZzHV5NOLteqxR4iaBOyrZGmFhL4Ux5Sg"}
{"text": "对，现在不送上门了，这是邓布利多寄给你的派，报一下取件码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNaPswcn8FOu09hDIIaoaREn7KqczibvClRjI46clibjsUvTaZx519flSA"}
{"text": "宇宙刑警加邦正在潜入调查中，他是最突出的一个。", "question": null, "star": 85, "type": "I2T", "image": "4251716"}
{"text": "遗产由兄弟平均分配，遗嘱是这样说的...", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "居无定所，无业贫困。", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "可恶！什么人一大早就启动游戏啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3jYplibsPkSldROunSvXTpPJ0nnqTWjlAI741CMTr53zIiagWpDicp47Yg"}
{"text": "充分体现出了睡眠的重要性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grwq74ufa9j30ci0eljwf"}
{"text": "36404车震保镖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9To2Wicy8zVFU2j9qmlOmZNd8M1xRr6gic7uwosaamNoKG4J4M8SqicNaQg"}
{"text": "考试的时候偷偷用手机上网，看有没有什么好的作弊方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2Cccv4kiavAeJRb7s5s0ich1rjd3ic6Ob067Ax1Nbk1hiaicuzfVia4gnvib3frI0Rv5crCjMRLZM3cS3w"}
{"text": "后面还有50人陆续来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "173284"}
{"text": "如果成功逃脱，就用赏金和男友去旅行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1123985"}
{"text": "帽子里的盐。", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "死亡之源，某种意义上其他任何东西都无法入口了。", "question": "虽然我喜欢吃苦的东西，但是你有什么推荐吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2561275"}
{"text": "在健身房休息，遇到一个吃某牌炸鸡补充能量的阿姨。我在想吃着炸鸡在健身算怎么回事，但心里还是蛮馋的，就一直盯着那个阿姨看。阿姨后来忍不住了：「看嘛看，想吃就过来吃。」「好啊！」阿姨分给我几块炸鸡和半包薯条后。我便拉着阿姨上了跑步机。阿姨后来去健身房还给我带茴香馅包子给我吃，我有时会给阿姨带奶茶和冰激凌吃，阿姨的茴香馅包子和菜盒子真的超级好吃啊。如果你们在健身房遇到一个年龄不大画风奇特的男子和一个阿姨在休息的地方在吃着高热量食品，那就是我本人了。阿姨说我：「你和那帮只会傻乎乎举杠铃的傻小子不一样，你比较懂得膳食均衡。」", "question": "你在健身房里遇到过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么？！有了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MBgBUcFa3QyAhu3ibibOQ9icMJZ2ia3IKFojq7T2j5EOxXKFGO0kib9Tf2XA"}
{"text": "他偷完我的钱夹，然后我把它偷回来了。下车之后其实后怕的要死。", "question": "发现正在偷自己东西的小偷，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搭汕第一步：制造搭话的理由", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1vg5p6k86j20l50oxmzr"}
{"text": "木村与我四目相对。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2886289"}
{"text": "请一定要错过十一。", "question": "去鼓浪屿旅游，有哪些东西一定不能错过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "60年了，当初一起玩捉迷藏的小伙伴还没找到我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVgZnR8NgDpot8GGRrsEh5Nx3h1icmur0c8yI6ZTyxlLy6C3126KDRnKg"}
{"text": "妈妈买的加湿器毛病真多。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6619624"}
{"text": "准备好一切出门才发现唯独忘记带口罩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7oibW7EKMAWZgoOCwnJ5lobA2sWWvhicRzSSialib0HXKaCiaWgJRmTibnWNQ"}
{"text": "不管理论上哪个保暖，实际上将是厚的贴身盖暖和。因为有可能一觉醒来发现只有一个被子了。", "question": "一床厚被子，一床薄被子，同时盖两床时，哪床被子贴身盖最保暖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "top 3 高校", "question": "有哪些你知道的「四大天王有五个」的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又起火了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4904725"}
{"text": "劳驾，洗手间在？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8viokarxyj20fi0f5ta3"}
{"text": "大雄满18岁以后，有些没拿出来过的道具终于可以派上用场了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6QicAw0XUcV9qedXsIjtjIg4QCDDgCc9MqwoMmQ5U2rmyJpiaLpGzicOtA"}
{"text": "冷静下来……先整理一下现在的情况。我现在在开车，时速六十公里.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lricn5fwvRSIq3HGQnOf2UnBOu4xoGjq9Um0QRicozcfzichwKia5GTjflJA"}
{"text": "20岁（加15岁）。", "question": "二十岁的聚会都是哪些年龄段的人参加呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973602"}
{"text": "哎呀，这么多的饭！你再这样长大，我可吃不完啦……那个孩子已经不在了……", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6816024"}
{"text": "安妮和克拉拉贝尔在背后说我坏话。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6934712"}
{"text": "三种折箭的方法。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "正对学生交的毕业论文《哆啦A梦制造法》发火时越看表情越严肃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvb9bc4iguj60ci0eln1202"}
{"text": "分布式的", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6866592"}
{"text": "鬼魂面馆", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "火辣辣的心～火辣辣的情～火辣辣的小辣椒它透着心里红🎵", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "崽，去读大学要争气啊！", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "还没习惯怎么操纵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ljsu3z7ej30ci0el43d"}
{"text": "一下子就把灯泡换好了真的好MAN哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6Pe5gC9p5wxvFU2ODZiaxgJ8Yp0UsGM6GuEIsB9ADciblK3YMOgic19CdQ"}
{"text": "放下一次！放下一次！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4305542"}
{"text": "每个人都是独特的音符，在音乐会上共同演奏。", "question": "这是298日元租金的房屋概况吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3398375"}
{"text": "静香……你为什么要驾驶EVA呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtufb620vrj30ci0el783"}
{"text": "化妆是对他人的尊重，所以我出门前必须化妆 √化妆是对他人的尊重，所以你出门前必须化妆 ×", "question": "如何看待「化妆是对他人的尊重」这一观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "害怕静电小心翼翼地开车门", "question": null, "star": 396, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm9inxtouxj60rd10igqz02"}
{"text": "看到这个题目，我感觉到被侮辱90 后呆不到一周就会走的地方，难道我们 80 后就会赖着不走吗，真当 80 后是傻子吗？", "question": "为什么有的公司留不住 90 后新员工？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肉球上的字很难读。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387746"}
{"text": "你是说你在吗？", "question": "请问暖水袋和汤婆子有什么区别？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860169"}
{"text": "别这样啦让他紧张肉就不嫩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtf0mireuyj30ci0el0xq"}
{"text": "别因为被欺凌就自暴自弃！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwbh0vn55kj30ci0el0xj"}
{"text": "123，木头猫！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "可以的，高考结束一周后答案就出来了，别说清华了，省状元都小意思。", "question": "一个高中三年完全没听课的学渣去高考，假设他可以不限交卷时间，想答多久答多久，他有机会上清华吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！刚刚才把101万日元扔掉了！", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "怪物「先揍那个鲜艳的家伙！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hghh71pj14j30ci0el0xd"}
{"text": "用伞当降落伞的代替品？傻子也该说清楚！真的要掉下去吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5949526"}
{"text": "中世纪时期的脑筋急转弯题目。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7294622"}
{"text": "哇哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6643281"}
{"text": "炭治郎的潜意识领域", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6836872"}
{"text": "第一次进监狱时在更衣室遇到了奇怪的人们呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlHNFgxGFaEVLQxqJbrXceu8UVc3a3K05LUbfFk0vSPdVbibIJr0mWDicQ"}
{"text": "靠，这边厕所也满了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmjMkicj2eNNTWhUvUpDNh2iabNhqWA7t972JicurqvGROOicmkHic2vowvDg"}
{"text": "各位违心的答主们啊，你们摸着良心告诉我，你们拜的财神，他对你们负责吗？", "question": "为什么中国神仙比较负责任？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NHK的人不断地来收钱...", "question": "请问你失眠的原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464550"}
{"text": "我尝到了铁的味道。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "2038929"}
{"text": "这个盖子我打不开，好重啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939948"}
{"text": "这是昨天帮我的铝罐。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370375"}
{"text": "《优秀的鸡汤文都是有套路的》前几天 / 最近 / 不久前我正在和我一个闺蜜 / 朋友 / 同事 / 下属 / 哥们在聊天 / 面试 / 下午茶 / 逛街 / 摔跤。然后他说 balabalabalabalabalabala。然后我不由得感叹 / 忽然发现 / 猛然惊觉 / 真没想到 / 竟然如此。 小丽 / 阿娟 / 涛姐 / 丽丽 / 阿花 / 阿猫 / 阿狗在不久之前刚刚失恋 / 择业迷茫 / 被渣男骗 / 应聘失败 / 被辞退 / 工资低她跟我说的时候，我就觉得 balabalabalabalabalabalabalabalabalabalabalabala。最后小丽小丽 / 阿娟 / 涛姐 / 丽丽 / 阿花 / 阿猫 / 阿狗终于明白了，她，大彻大悟 / 酩酊大醉 / 号啕痛哭 / 痛哭流涕 / 悔不当初。苗苗 / 花花 / 球球 / 蕊蕊 / 叶叶 / 是某某某公司的一个高管 / 高层 / 经理 / 人事 /HR他在以前谈恋爱 / 工作 / 应聘 / 和人交往的时候就 balabalabalabalabala。所以那个时候我就很好奇 / 奇怪 / 不解。后来才明白原来 balabalabala。 我在大学的时候遇到过一个同学 / 朋友 / 渣男 / 暖男 / 富二代 / 老实人 / 程序员他们往往都是那种 balabalabalabalabalabalab。这就是为什么被渣男骗 / 找不到工作 / 工资低 / 渣男受欢迎的原因。 之前，我看到，有人问我 / 有人向我咨询 / 网友说 / 歌词说 / 电影台词 / 谁谁的文章里说balabalabalabalabalabalabalabalabalabalabalabala然后我当年创业 / 奋斗 / 找工作 / 谈恋爱的时候 balabalabalabala。 所以啊，人还是要永远年轻，永远热泪盈眶 / 满怀期待，心存美好 / 奋斗在路上 / 做兄弟在心中 / 学♂哲♂学。这样你才可能在五年内 / 十个月 / 一年 / 三十岁前 / 毕业三年月薪五万 / 年薪百万 / 找到灵魂伴侣 / 进入管理层 / 找到兄贵。", "question": "如何评价一些网络爆款文章？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这两个圆圆的西红柿让我想起了前女友她当年做菜就是这么直接整个放下去炒的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJowbym4np5dQ1JlQ84jyA60RPsB6AHSakTpy5W0faEvPLf3PvzURSDmg"}
{"text": "刚才好像踩碎了自己家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsndgm6rjyj30ci0elgp3"}
{"text": "这种情况下总会有两个人因为丑闻而退学。", "question": "在AKB系列中隐藏着一个可怕的真相，那就是坂道系列比它少了两倍。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6590581"}
{"text": "明天春游是去棉花广哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBbYP4zmCnXCvWU3CicO63Z5oWjNVEoP5E2UUrsCgLq2tTibXTTGJIwgog"}
{"text": "微笑只留一个。", "question": "请告诉我礼仪讲师规定的在麦当劳的礼仪。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6893256"}
{"text": "我在公园的厕所里看到的一个电话号码开玩笑地打过去，结果接通了一个完全出乎意料的地方。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6957790"}
{"text": "1. 想不到好的 idea；2. 想到了好的 idea，发现十年前就有人做过了；3. 想到了好的 idea，也没有人做过，但是没有条件去做；4. 想到了好的 idea，也没有人做过，条件要求也不高，后来发现其实是有个隐藏大坑别人都看出来了就自己没看出来；5. 想到了好的 idea，也没有人做过，条件要求也不高，也没有坑，辛辛苦苦做一半，某天清晨斗志昂扬的起床时，收到了谷歌学术订阅的邮件，发现别人刚用同样的思路发了一篇 Nature；6. 同上，而别人用同样的思路和更好的数据，最终只发了一篇 IF=0.X 的文章。", "question": "做科研/做科学家，最让你产生挫折感的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "炸牛粪的鞭炮引线太短了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0Apn0W9ONoOvNibeHOCUaeQtqa9hfbFuu6U8lxz3Of7iahsBX3nv6qOVA"}
{"text": "从精英学校的学生那里被嘲笑说那个学校是傻瓜学校。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "在经历了屎倒淋头之后，眼镜蛇丢下装备就跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYbIiaYImibd3o9ViaiboUL2ZqZo1Im3eHP4oWDJ5j0ajtga4QbXQXHRGApg"}
{"text": "泻药，哈市人。这个词现在在我们这儿一般表示的意思是小时候犯了错以后爸妈打你的力度。", "question": "影视剧里，经常说东北如何如何重男轻女，作为东北人的你是怎样认为的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开麦。", "question": "我是个打了一年半 DotA 2 的妹子，很少玩，一直打电脑，很菜。可是很想打匹配，又怕被喷，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不对，白天我应该这么骂回去啊!", "question": null, "star": 113, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "长官，你背后的掌印真不是我的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6JQh5kAdV8bRF3gleO8tqxlZHfJsRvibRQiaibwicA8ib7oicPBywBJQG6JMg"}
{"text": "与向人要钱的小孩不同，他是那种眼神清澈且从远处注视着你类型的少年。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "672442"}
{"text": "“主人还没找到掉地上的硬币吗？别说话，手给我按住了别动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7MiajAoiaKPtuicf9ibXzYprVYLiakQHoI8Maxx6yAwdkvjPibpYmfucstx7F6IQ"}
{"text": "我被网络诈骗骗了十次以上，我是茂。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6378919"}
{"text": "试图找到弹窗广告上的×", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWByuJNcw4vJt8Pe10onHOLkS3EKwlW2clENbvvsXfFqibdmTfIDazHSg"}
{"text": "奇葩偶尔会发明失败的作品。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7039461"}
{"text": "方正太难了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4418049"}
{"text": "所以说，男孩子就是应该和男孩子在一起，结了婚有两套房子两辆车不说，还没那么多破事。", "question": "为什么现在越来越多的男人不想结婚了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，两颗星星掉下来了，如果飞到天空的远方，就能得到第三颗。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2192936"}
{"text": "裁判！这场击剑比赛不公平凭什么我的剑这么短", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvoQs0j4BdpjnuuoxfPBMnF72I7IVaKmLNnlhfHsCAUUwQhx0fPEG0Xgw"}
{"text": "靠主角光环。", "question": "蝙蝠侠的嘴是怎么防弹的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我说交给我就没事了，结果什么都没发生。", "question": "埼的寿司屋老板娘死了，讨厌她。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4746952"}
{"text": "香水的味道很恶心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3414453"}
{"text": "张嘴！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6806702"}
{"text": "高中有个政治老师是哲学专业的。她说她是他们系学得不好的，他们系学得好的都疯了。", "question": "大学学哲学的人工作都去干嘛了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哗哩哗哩看嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgHn3HEaVAGlLgyxicuIWrMTZgzZkMYpXYQTZicIyBtfeAPthe2F8SPcGg"}
{"text": "因为啥也没拍出去，拍卖师真的生气了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNzt3DmyeiaoO1icRIhxKh1wQENEK1jIoxXSjmowts9K0ib9ybCiakdrlEsQ"}
{"text": "手底下的人个个都有毛病。如果你手下一员工干起活来让你十分满意舒服无可挑剔，过不了多久，他就不再是你手下员工了。于是你手下还是一帮各种各样的有毛病的员工。所以我忽然明白为什么彼得管理学说每个人必定会升到他她无法胜任的位置上。", "question": "什么事情是你当了领导才明白的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我靠胡麻的努力才达到这个地位。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085434"}
{"text": "都女装埋伏这么多天了，嫌疑人怎么还没来跟踪我？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpspb77JNgFCpibTUqpFurf3tutyFQ9uMpPPFOLzcTOnoLjAbvE6g8eQA"}
{"text": "游击手通过送球牺牲打位移到了这个位置。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3249202"}
{"text": "猴子和螃蟹开始战斗。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "（绝对不能让观众看出来我只是在对口型）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx4iaRLBwh6xqiaMNdB2eG38896EQeNaZYyCSvHAvqdSrELNLafDU66EskQ"}
{"text": "白菜炒年糕", "question": "青菜加盐的味道。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022331"}
{"text": "大师开过光的", "question": "一款智能手环具有什么功能，才会吸引大量的中国用户购买？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别再跟着我了都说了我妈不让养宠物·", "question": null, "star": 278, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtz0oy6wo5j60yd0zmagp02"}
{"text": "你胡说，我才没有偷吃鸡饲料一一肯德基养殖场某员工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMj0mXXdfMSQJL9PYqBrlicZSy1fb0ICzXk8xvStu233WIgsjHGciaYUL4w"}
{"text": "在黑暗中隐约看到一个穿白衣服的人弓着身子飞出去了，当时乱哄哄的以为是 npc，出去之后才知道飞出去的是同行的朋友。", "question": "恐怖型的真人密室逃脱有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天终于收到口罩了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5252953"}
{"text": "贝吉塔的cosplay很随意。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4548904"}
{"text": "小姐姐说她在学校很开心，所以我们也去。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1634138"}
{"text": "作天坪的我，这位女士必须给一颗星星，才能让我翘起的左边恢复平衡哟", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "刚才面包手滑了给了狗狗一肘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaf19e89n5j20br0aqt9l"}
{"text": "昨晚救了我的是黑兔子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6781017"}
{"text": "我决定把它们捡起来带回家。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7355170"}
{"text": "对不起，能给我分开一些米饭吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "618627"}
{"text": "那边的理发师！立刻把剪掉的头发装到袋子里，我全都要！", "question": null, "star": 350, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn98wdbjh6j60xl1520zg02"}
{"text": "嘿，我在这儿呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4Viaic8y1H7Nr0uJ011nSJD8V2xeEFic4oo3JibDVhQ2IZbRAkdYzKiccn1egpA"}
{"text": "让一让我朋友快不行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUhWNjiaqicsObzzOe8zBjicKnwmBnBokTRnEAaI2jHeYqfHIW3BFYVUWCNQ"}
{"text": "我绝对不允许那家理发店。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6470854"}
{"text": "请病假去逛街遇到了应该在上课的班主任", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssTESRGZ4akKt8EibOjdicbDCQUicicyDuibC5Zbq5lFL5s9VLrO1ldvoulgw"}
{"text": "火前留名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGEKuWxvd9w4CeLxwNV2AKyNVaTs4YatHd4PK4xZpVFbeedOYPxa6AYg"}
{"text": "嘴里是蜡笔小新", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibibyxOzWib69smMsn5ylQV4dERhZnjxqE0Leh3UibnrdIQu26oeYFr0ic3CQ"}
{"text": "9成力是狗子出的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5usz22vljj30ci0elgmv"}
{"text": "主要是昏君葡萄塞多了，得捉迷藏消化一下。", "question": "为什么古装剧常出现昏君蒙眼抓妃子作乐的情节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他想玩叠罗汉23", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToDDxJ4OVmDZQGTcIhibwrf0l82XY0mLgtPNLsiatd1cD1FIGib9jMscYdxA"}
{"text": "我恶作剧地向它展示老鼠，想要让它惊讶，但从第二天开始，它就变得奇怪了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448218"}
{"text": "哇哦，我要上你了！我要袭击你了（肉食系偶像）。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5691779"}
{"text": "插入 U 盘，然后不停的对着桌面：右键 - 刷新。", "question": "PC 用户的哪些行为让你当时就震惊了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么道具组要给我一条束腰的裙子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9NSIx7xnG9G0kqib4ibKWM3pJg7ViaR6iaamBeItSFkFVqv4cNUc1LMdXKg"}
{"text": "一个头皮已经灭绝的男人问：怎么做才能让头发重新长出来？太可怕了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6743360"}
{"text": "什么？面包超人？我没见过他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgYibUCia4Np3sx86KMqrYcLMULib3f7iaukLyLLa8jIpIQickUqJrDviaYiaC3xicIMnTCM5AZcKjqNuELEQ"}
{"text": "眼睛干涩？切个洋葱就好了。接着！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea6vhzwwxkj20bx0a3dgz"}
{"text": "世界上只有一朵独一无二的花。", "question": "把曲子组合起来，弄出一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "1880579"}
{"text": "他们连过去的傻话都能编成歌。", "question": "请你告诉我，在逗比中会发生什么温暖的事情。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "7317364"}
{"text": "我当然有在好好看守奶酪蛋糕啦！那个……UFO飞来了嘛……就吸走了嘛……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gstfw3ylg3j30ci0el0wp"}
{"text": "大学宿舍，舍友说他腿肿了，不过谁也没在意。大概过了一个月，他说他的腿还是肿。我说那我还是陪你去看看吧，怎么肿也不能肿这么久，有啥事还能帮帮你。他还挺感动的，我俩到了医院，我也不敢让他动换了，跑前跑后挂号排队缴费的，我俩商量着，还特意选了一个专家号，为的就是好好看看。到了医生面前，一个看着就感觉医术很高明的专家，我觉得怎么也得 60 多了，说了病情，人家检查了半天，又是摸又是揉的，还问说这个情况持续了多久，原来腿多粗等等，我室友忙说，发现的时候到今天都一个多月了。还还比划了半天之前的大小，大夫听的很仔细，这时候我俩越来越紧张。要知道，这可是专家啊，一般谁问你这么详细？专家听完悠悠的说：你这个没肿，是胖了，片子都不用照，回去吧！一直到现在，我还经常推荐给别人，去找这个大夫看病，别的不敢说，专业性我觉得我是非常认可的~~~", "question": "舍友的什么骚操作让你笑了四年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你就是菩萨说的取经人吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "隔壁有人在吵架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "一本书足以开启祖先的方法。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3990384"}
{"text": "新的自拍杆的外观和用途太创新了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2498678"}
{"text": "女士，如果脱衣的是你，观众就不会扔砖头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdVYSy9tCUFSnRj1jicZDrLT0qnoRCJ8TGXuwWuo1ybxDpM9MdBksXIbg"}
{"text": "臭脚进了暖桌里。", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "1839265"}
{"text": "罪恶的巨无霸LL套餐", "question": "麦当劳终于推出了深夜麦乐送服务！具体内容是什么呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6493176"}
{"text": "炒菜实在不想油溅到身上", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "贪吃蛇一只大长虫不停的拉屎直到身体被掏空变成小长虫", "question": "游戏倒玩会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太好了，正好没带纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuS4IgIZCB85xHaiaCLibj5jGpEFswDPTeQQ6RjElr6bduH8HoDEjOTKdw"}
{"text": "警告⚠️未满十八周岁变形金刚不得观看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYqKvxwT6sicSLNjFicXfTo6p589J62O8MaB4Bwf719XZMOqPZn4duxo6Q"}
{"text": "假装看书的时候突然被老妈关了灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7ibhzJToNribDvoK2eErtFeVPX7kjV5OrXtiaSqJOnBvsK3U1t97GcJG6Q"}
{"text": "听了一些国内外形势分析以及各种政要内幕。", "question": "坐火车硬座二十几个小时是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们都是木头人~不许说话不许……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gpcabh63h2j30ci0elqbm"}
{"text": "税收这么重，真是的……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005759"}
{"text": "我和我的早起闹钟们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq30wyN2PnE05iaiakHMLflia0EsnCY7ibZsuPEPMyKutF8xRo1n0j7CctFpQ"}
{"text": "当我把空调温度从26°调到27°时候", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "在这里处理鱼。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "6655820"}
{"text": "三个人表情都非常好！一，二，三，茄一子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eow9ienw0dj209g0ah3zx"}
{"text": "服务！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793436"}
{"text": "有没有数到壶没有增加？", "question": "容易被世界欺骗的人的日常生活", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777515"}
{"text": "他们意外地找到了亲生儿子。", "question": "爸妈不同意你养宠物但后来的行为完全相反是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「那多放点葱。」", "question": "在星巴克点热拿铁时告诉店员不加糖，店员说拿铁是不加糖的先生。我该说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按这个思路，我家里还寄居着蚊子，我觉得应该收租。", "question": "应该怎么让家里的狗出去挣钱?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全员摩托被盗", "question": null, "star": 354, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv5qg2yv6hj60xg18mgt302"}
{"text": "口水鸡调味汁制作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7gM8p92tQy5hpFY9gA6oaXn3QGquiczHUk9sdHALQzLloGS9TSCa7Yeg"}
{"text": "老师说要小组里推选一个人上来讲解时我的组员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujy6y3uFDYMkuzWeW7K7yflJA4eung4Tqj0zZ4nwDcWW2skrEjquTLwnw"}
{"text": "一个吃了大蒜，一个吃了韭菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWeSKDVsCf2Pc4AqOf8OWA34icxWbyaZ6MD6PZwVkOAGBRmmlYmNBwXDg"}
{"text": "反复在他快冲干净时给他喷洗发水", "question": null, "star": 388, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnyjc5ufeaj60z20z2wir02"}
{"text": "探望友人对医生心动后立马把手骨折", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hallswfb0xj30ci0elaeg"}
{"text": "第236次考驾照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2pi8spftej30ci0el77c"}
{"text": "嗨！摄影师要拍照了！1加1等于2！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6258282"}
{"text": "我不是福建人，我就是H键坏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MPWcYVgDk4ibjoZicbNAuqjT32KAj0fUGYPDgOmyEgQpdkO43rGejGic6w"}
{"text": "吃我一招招招招招招招招招招招招", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mVpWQiaBgKicTJZxd9qcuV6ANQs7MkG6wia2RTGpIJEia406ic2aIHe1MVvg"}
{"text": "听说喜欢的女生在打网球比赛，所以就跑来给她加油了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owId5XKY1kppVcbYsbbdLYpByqz6OGIXnlxt6ja0HIY4vbBGBRbkibOcibg"}
{"text": "停下！那是脖子和手！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7119557"}
{"text": "看懂冷吐槽的笑点了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4o26p7lcrj30ci0elad0"}
{"text": "等一下，次郎，我这就来救你。（走进弹子房）", "question": "找回被掳走的伙伴", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5766481"}
{"text": "看了直播。", "question": "兰发现新一是柯南的真正身份的决心是什么？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5224289"}
{"text": "作为一名谐星，我对于过去这一年只做出了一个水准的作品感到后悔。我希望明年能够创造出可以进入殿堂级的笑话，努力加油。", "question": "2016年的总结", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "2537972"}
{"text": "「这样吧敬祺，你的职称是镖师，但是享受趟子手的待遇。青橙的职称是趟子手，享受镖师待遇。」", "question": "为什么设计师不愿意被人称为美工？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只是看一眼就能知道是松崎茂的糊涂百姓。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3321388"}
{"text": "面对正在吵架的父母", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7XImGEDwcibTnTSlBW9JNticPiazx3XEH8zEX6KibjzAU00Cu1b2ELzY7L1A"}
{"text": "欸！胡萝北！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqj0emaeqrj30ci0eln4m"}
{"text": "这家鱼疗馆还不错吧要是没螃蟹就更好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXaxzYYuHYpTqAiaSJeSyr7ZlDfIZU0n8oRicffLiagN9suSWAABYJloic7A"}
{"text": "这里有这么多种食物吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535614"}
{"text": "上完厕所没带纸守株待兔", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "我的弟弟斋藤正在照料我。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2398294"}
{"text": "你是单身吗？", "question": "哈利·波特来日本后学的第一个咒语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895457"}
{"text": "你知道吗，开车时把滑门打开可以让车子跑得比较快因为此时你的车子正在火影跑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaMXWwHTVewgDSlibAjkHfau9F6ibwR8aMPSuicgSnWwgYT1oTB5noqHxcw"}
{"text": "日剧：女生要努力工作生活、善良勇敢等，才会有男人喜欢你。韩剧：女生只要长的漂亮，就会有男人喜欢你。国产剧：女生再努力、再善良，都没有不偷腥的男人。", "question": "日剧和韩剧在风格上有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好，我要好好享受黄金周！", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "当年取名为翔的，万万想不到会有今天……", "question": "给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这不是真的！开头的‘你好，铅笔刀’是谎话，玩笑话！给我铅笔我不会磨尖，会很疼的！”", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6478916"}
{"text": "为什么骗我？！回转寿司的水龙头根本不是洗手的！", "question": null, "star": 1053, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxgmlbqdixj610l1690z102"}
{"text": "神马？发令枪正中这货脑门？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fn3ey4hjxnj20hs0g5tc4"}
{"text": "这多不好意思，那我说的第一句话就决定是「爸爸」了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1godxwcldurj30ci0elwlp"}
{"text": "因为他们下载不到 iPhone。", "question": "为什么有人愿意花几千元买 iPhone ，却不愿意花几十元买正版软件和游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "偷内衣贼付的钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYzPIBaINJ68kIcTD92icgWdvt4QfRBMibzojnjZGzuUGqfO0MIMichkcIiatgT5tuVy7U8JUibRVx0LQ"}
{"text": "喀嚓嘿……好！", "question": "请用尽全力写出让人深信不疑的文章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867317"}
{"text": "爸爸！那个不是奶粉，是脆饼！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331771"}
{"text": "用手指轻轻刺激皮肤，一根一根地增加皱纹。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3096218"}
{"text": "这个梗无法发布。", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "哥哥从来没打过我！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "92380"}
{"text": "马里奥，你是怎么撞碎石头的……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wZia8BdB7CugnyMjCVicPfARjf3HA5BwE4xrLVFpzNuV8WhTMjkwadacg"}
{"text": "假期啊，最美不过喝完就睡~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8msn9onsqj20gf0ewdkh"}
{"text": "一旦说...1！就会让评论区变得混乱。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "905400"}
{"text": "朋友里有一对地下情侣，自认为保密工作做得好，但其实我们都知道了。我们为了整蛊他们，在聚会上让一个漂亮妹子当着女生的面跟男生告白。大家等着看两个人尴尬。可是……男生同意了。所有人都一脸懵逼。", "question": "整个人都懵逼了是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手腕比袖子粗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2999814"}
{"text": "刘星和刘星星", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "哥哥已经彻底坏掉了/所以说！？/所以说！！？/以后连载的主角是！！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnmz1f9op0j30ci0elgol"}
{"text": "后背好痒啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5444l6lxyj20lz0l50ub"}
{"text": "英特尔的「灯，等灯等灯」和《向天再借五百年》里的「看铁蹄铮铮」。", "question": "有没有哪两首音乐是因为巧合而十分相似？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不了，我吃饱了，请主人吃吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJoHjB9FkBf6eH0WkzWtloDENPEacf220nwpEFj84MAIfEHibtn7x6ETHg"}
{"text": "对不起，可以不重复多次打点滴吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6459501"}
{"text": "上厕所没带手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNx5cW3br2u5licMTWmmKh7fubibvrsricf1HgcxcEpuqOHYfh2Z9DnINFg"}
{"text": "这些参加大减价的主妇们真舍得花钱啊……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6527380"}
{"text": "末日信号", "question": "小便的时候会发抖的现象，有个名字吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7059602"}
{"text": "土地所有者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4vMpr56hZpY0G7ibVnia8CiaiabHpyDzpoMlLkpdkRNTJeBn6gDjzSMCYGg"}
{"text": "请单击选择传送门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibaicVA4K8xdryAialtjFWm7CHxM4bDdiaISagekqEvKTUOHydWJDONQt5A"}
{"text": "看，这个就是喷泉开关", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "这个世界。", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "多 - 很多、许多", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5834865"}
{"text": "你们要洗多久……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eete873ptmj20ag0bhjsi"}
{"text": "猫看着你：这家伙在吃黄瓜，难道他不会消化不良吗？牛看着你：这家伙在吃肉，难道他不会消化不良吗？屎壳郎看着你：这家伙吃的居然不是屎，难道他不会消化不良吗？你看着秃鹫……", "question": "秃鹫吃腐肉会消化不良吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Kameyama-kun... Is it really Naoto Inagaki hiding behind that utility pole and watching us?", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846047"}
{"text": "我说‘咖喱好辣'，没想到竟然逗笑了当地人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3908729"}
{"text": "新面孔。", "question": "鲜活的干货、湿润的干货、肥美的肉类和多汁的蔬菜。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7229127"}
{"text": "再往下点 再往下点 对对就这", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "朋友竟然不知道今天是休假，还有好多糊涂题，太棒了！今天是什么日子呢？", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "小时候，在饭桌上老爸给老妈说色色的笑话，在一边默默地装听不懂，但是太搞笑了尼玛，没忍住放声大笑！哈哈哈哈哈！", "question": "你最尴尬的一次经历是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汽车闯入事件。", "question": "吉田沙保里在驾校学习。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5401400"}
{"text": "甜的~，被香味引诱，我得了哈士奇毒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5796555"}
{"text": "发布招工广告时时薪少写了一个小数点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h94t7hbaswj30ci0eln1o"}
{"text": "Hansen.Patef对于咖啡杯没有把儿这件事越想越生气", "question": null, "star": 401, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8chkhze1j60u0140n2202"}
{"text": "说好晚会化一样的妆", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "一路追赶不肯停下的计程车追到了目的地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhp13l5ahlj30ci0elwii"}
{"text": "柔道有段位。", "question": null, "star": 1548, "type": "I2T", "image": "5848602"}
{"text": "再用力！婴儿马上就要出来了！已经看到头了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9yiuu9f0aj20ar0bsq4s"}
{"text": "小五郎这次的推理是正确的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggva99u92yj20zh1bbn4j"}
{"text": "这是我知道唯一一个姓和名都叫大米的人", "question": "你如何看待 Damien Rice？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那不是乃木坂吗？（表示惊讶或失望）", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6946387"}
{"text": "就是这边着火了是吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8pt6qwe7zj20fx0e5wk6"}
{"text": "你的专业与你的工作要求", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXInDL3V16kLejBuzn8y5C9eib5iarBPeSwiaW3jQjF0cOHY2CbvqErqHxA"}
{"text": "加油啊桃子！狗快跑！鸡危险了！哇哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6352678"}
{"text": "你是不是要去揍那个理发师？我也去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrGWobrXGpkA5ib8qlZPTnC9qiazPMIEjRnRQend1Vc9wglMAaS9opnD6syB5Tm3g6lyP8llvHbTtQ"}
{"text": "我哭了，借给了一位女性朋友，她说滑板被她踩脏了，还给我的时候，给我洗了！洗了！！用水管冲的湿漉漉的给我了她太可爱了，但是我好心疼", "question": "如何看待不会玩滑板的朋友碰我的滑板?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我喝酒所以。", "question": "朋友在玩马里奥赛车时说的一句不安的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2248828"}
{"text": "鲍勃在“最迟钝大奖”中已经连续13次夺冠，他甚至在把奖牌换成一堆CD后都没有察觉到，还继续进行纪念拍照，这种超稳定的发挥真是令人惊叹。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1897764"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦：其实……这是穿着泳装的大雄……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qerrgswasP7Icw8802la1YrmQDc4ULoeNa9LE2BiafFYRNnHjJtEzWwm2w"}
{"text": "我想念西边的金龟子，心都要颤抖了。", "question": "在战斗中陷入危机时，可以召唤出两只金丝燕帮助队友的山田同学的烦恼是什么？", "star": 79, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194415"}
{"text": "与性有关的骂人话直接命中 ：“你是谁” “你从哪里来” “你到哪里去” 这三个人生终极问题，且一般都朝着摧毁它的方向去的，很容易使受害者精神崩溃从而达到骂人者的目的。", "question": "骂人的话为何多与性有关？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在卡拉OK中，是那种所有对话都会用麦克风说的类型，问“接下来喝什么？”也是。", "question": null, "star": 137, "type": "I2T", "image": "1209384"}
{"text": "和讨厌的人一起排队等候迪士尼的游乐设施。", "question": "长～～～～～！", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6962189"}
{"text": "欧欧欧欧欧欧，因为他们觉得，这样表达语气更加好好好好好好好好好好呢。", "question": "为什么美国人聊天不爱用「~」符号？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等待学生安静下来的老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RyIT6UiayOic4PEr32CYw1icn3v8IwibuSCqK17bBFibC4Umm0dLYNNHNEmeWyyYdQHgjxtQfTNyHicc7g"}
{"text": "父母电脑的c盘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXbKAlDYvjLdRw8n9rrpc0Eibrs3gPYRPcGxavIIn3pjtFPjmDWvlKcXQ"}
{"text": "正直的麻生太郎", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "我拜托爷爷去跑腿，他回来时变成了蝴蝶使者。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133433"}
{"text": "买一箱小皮筋全部弹他脸上。", "question": "男朋友有别的女孩子的小皮筋怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在超市卖的水果商品名字看起来像是柠檬。", "question": "如果那只是梦，该有多好啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4773722"}
{"text": "徒儿们你们且安坐在此，待为师去会会这个妖精。", "question": "《西游记》里的孙悟空和唐僧性格颠倒一下会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要十斤精肉，切作臊子，不要见半点肥的在上面，再要十斤都是肥的，不要见些精的在上面，也要切做臊子，再要要十斤寸金软骨，也要细细地剁做臊子，不要见些肉在上面。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "军训十公里越野拉练后可寝路上的同学们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqT3byRfaND4941aO3siavmIibOnXp2SlUOkoVD8ib3pJP2LqCny55sERYw"}
{"text": "厕所没有纸。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384560"}
{"text": "你俩心有多远，那几厘米就有多远。", "question": "择偶时为什么要考虑身高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家都忘了戴眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzGj4IbDKYhicE5ico4lvHSF6nkRHyR5pUSAibJY2JFS7Sl8bCnwc5gGc8g"}
{"text": "被米其林报道击垮。", "question": "日剧那些事", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214999"}
{"text": "在法律的世界里，暴力是无用的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1415433"}
{"text": "难怪小时候爸爸喜欢给我买玩具枪(๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)我不记得自己爱不爱玩儿了，只记得他爱玩儿……(･ิϖ･ิ)っ", "question": "童年想要而不得的玩具你后来去买了吗？长大后得到小时候想要的东西是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到数第三名的竞争也很激烈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9E1vpKB7TFt5seBFzqdIbdMoz4eGevTbPrVtRzqVQXfa1uONuaDfelA"}
{"text": "现在就通过这个二维码访问！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369245"}
{"text": "在Instagram上传照片后，不要因为脸的大小而引发争议。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3626385"}
{"text": "伊洛摩奈的评审员拼命地忍住笑意。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1719092"}
{"text": "中国制造", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212550"}
{"text": "咦 麦芽的香气", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "扔出精灵球后连续按A键。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "对不住了老婆子，来不及救下咱家狗子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hfniqvle4jj30ci0eljss"}
{"text": "雅木茶", "question": "像龙珠但不是龙珠的名字", "star": 2962, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444652"}
{"text": "云南这一关好难", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYiclt86SbzBW5vIwbcMEjXyVyAEIcQZfAaQYCaDs4L4YuyAqaUtcr5gA"}
{"text": "发现圣诞老人其实是爸比的43岁の冬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0cs4r3f68j30ci0elgof"}
{"text": "他脱毛衣了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjJxPuQghiaFQRNPtjP3xZjfEAf74GXbmXRr6Eicm0dL1EoDOHqpiaty8oA"}
{"text": "瞄准，发射！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvhG5cKibwTCFtZoY6aPf888QtaNfWzomBXoGJVicDDz0WibuNwS5lwKrcw"}
{"text": "时间短，竹竿长。", "question": "说些长话短说的事情吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6724352"}
{"text": "国会里也有补习班呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371615"}
{"text": "AA 多好啊！老娘买单买够了！", "question": "男友要事无巨细均 AA 制，女友该怎样委婉地提不满？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我前年在越南峴港玩，在沙滩上散步。看见一个个比基尼的金发美女安然晒太阳，远处的山若隐若现。我心中感慨，差点诗兴大发。一屁股坐在沙滩上准备吟诗一首。突然感到屁股被一个硬物顶到。起身拨开沙子一看，发现一张卡片。拿出来一看是一张台湾身份证。身分证是一个女性的，上写名字：陈颖秋然后我拿出手机，拨通了电话：姐，你三个月前掉在峴港的身分证我在沙滩上捡到了。回来给你。挂了电话，我面对湛蓝的海水一脸的懵逼。", "question": "你有哪些「当时我就懵逼了」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眉间中弹，但先止住流血，持续向罪犯进行说服的精神。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3138247"}
{"text": "番茄酱的来源是中文的“茄汁”(kéchá yào).", "question": "一个知道无关紧要的词源的人赢得比赛。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4334021"}
{"text": "我在洗澡时如果妈妈在洗碗，水压就会变小。", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "可能这就是别的猫科动物喜欢玩逗猫棒的原因吧。", "question": "为什么狮子的尾巴末梢有一团突出、蓬松的毛，而其他猫科动物都没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "越来越近，越来越近，越来越近。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516021"}
{"text": "尿床了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5756942"}
{"text": "我是野原广志！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "两只就够了，再多我就吃不下了。", "question": "多少只鸡能战胜一个人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我妈让我出去玩的时候把门带一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmVUshowrt46aFAvEjB8rlSD3eicibGXbyaOECFCibHW7IhGAKmbN5h1sOA"}
{"text": "你们这家人，小心点，别碍事。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2682362"}
{"text": "虽然我不想收徒，但既然你连警察的工作都愿意放弃，就用这个号码联系我吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8yicaO1CuLibwkhdFOeIDhG9icp0Dfn3teCZIPA4v5RCX5vJaDcS6kjK9g"}
{"text": "有一次走错教室……超尴尬。从后门进去，我一看一张张陌生的脸都在注视着我，还好我冰雪聪明，从他们教室中间过道走过去，左看看，右看看，从垃圾角停了 2-3 秒，然后从前门出去……这时候班长跟着我出来 一直重复地说：别扣分别扣分……", "question": "有什么「是时候表演真正的技术了」的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狗屁眼镜和狗屁近视。", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "我也没睡着，但当我以为是巧克力，让他昏倒在走廊上睡觉时，其实是威士忌糖。（真实故事）。", "question": "孩子不肯睡觉，有什么解决办法吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3382902"}
{"text": "长大有出息的男人，小时候无论干啥事，都是将来有出息的表现。", "question": "怎样看出一个男孩子以后会不会有出息？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，这可真是纠缠不清啊，就像美国式的麻烦一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6781751"}
{"text": "什么？！刚刚露头的是咱们的卧底？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3uVCkAj6lprx5fxMiavKCglnQ7TSWfBaKBm8SdFibs9iauhpfZK0LWeu5Q"}
{"text": "跟PS吧说把我p得阳光点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarP81tZ6MPK4sPCQwWfCiaiazH1In8KTDUFqIOML10YkOp5es2G5iaTNWdLw"}
{"text": "这是一个IP地址的表示方式，通常我们会说零点零：二百五十五来表示这个IP地址。", "question": "一年又十二年，三十三减去一。", "star": 2257, "type": "T2T", "image": "1089001"}
{"text": "用来求婚的戒指被狗子吃了，只好带着女朋友在这里等", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TGWZZXL2EkPZS6b0mYxxtLUk2FtSQ7gpXibsShYfDUBvmlg6ec5ic1qBA"}
{"text": "你知道我是谁吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6384691"}
{"text": "Emma，怎么样？好好听我说，想要吸引男生就要这么做哦！知道了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5306470"}
{"text": "我给你加了柔软剂，让你的想法变得柔和！用Acron洗羊毛有信心！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4908813"}
{"text": "我猜你说的应该是下午五点多吧，如果你把手机时间改成 24h 制，它就是 17:20 了，你也就没有这个烦恼了。", "question": "男同学刚好在 5 点 20 私聊问我寒假作业，却没在 QQ 班群里面问，为什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为对方是中国队而自己找乐子的门将", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VbCtiakHnIZiczmcX8VIbFdlWibK27KDDy4e9YFBozPJzEOmgczrUutK4A"}
{"text": "表演一个海底捞扯面的时候面不知道飞到哪里去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icbibyZ24ctHGWoUoUwUmOqpibfPTORw3eX0lHxDWmg2Goe2px4DOA6vOg"}
{"text": "千里之外", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "也参与的奥运圣火传递多半是被骗了", "question": null, "star": 268, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gs7f4ix3l7j61011c1k0z02"}
{"text": "超级舒服啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344150"}
{"text": "那个问'有没有证据？'的人就是真凶。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "不想离开床又想拿遥控器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8wzg9WuzsElnv5UWNYsFa5E3UWjBdndmVzVw8MFwTkXU0xzlCUlEDRw"}
{"text": "不出差的时候住在自己租的房子里简直要哭了", "question": "出差只住五星级酒店是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "工装狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "好的！马上来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568939"}
{"text": "人体路由器发送答案给高考考生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLNzWJeA3m6PNPKTyLKuwMp62SceAQ5tEhXHrVcibb68z5KjmXbfrK2vw"}
{"text": "不小心在对面说再见的时候挂了电话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bullgq9ia3KsPsWKQXa5MXrHANHnYK5iaQzpNS3fXO9BNGHXOa1bSEMug"}
{"text": "他还会长高20厘米。", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "好家伙，发粪涂墙", "question": "如何看待「澳洲熊孩子酒店内涂抹粪便致千人感染」一事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么荡秋干还要排队呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYly1giftlkukdtj60s011c0wy02"}
{"text": "你住在哪儿？在名古屋城的最高层。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2341310"}
{"text": "这个，请让我连皮一起吃掉。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1188490"}
{"text": "静置了一个晚上的面团醒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go2200f5lyj30ci0elqbc"}
{"text": "那个国家也会变。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 79, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "沈重尽力了，这仗没法打。将军窝里横，妹妹爱对家。领导不信任，手下战五渣。道士反骨仔，狼桃只会杀。圣女过家家，国师不说话。全家是卧底，你说咋办啊？再看看对手，满脸都哭花。冰云嘴巴硬，范闲全身挂。启年虽不强，追踪能顶仨。庆帝大宗师，大军顶到家。萍萍监察院，锦衣卫抓瞎。还有那五竹，招式美如画。可怜我沈重，当爹又当妈。皇帝和太后，天天盼我挂。官服厚又重，有汗自己擦。这种破剧情，老子不玩啦。编剧导演狠，观众笑哈哈。你说他不行，你行你上啊。", "question": "怎么评价《庆余年》中北齐沈重的一生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大陆网友眼中的台湾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwfTfQ9AibbeEicdfB0N0Zy6uY5wtPZhcbYoDVn5UGr5s8F0KUQeDz2KATYP3bnO1jmeBuE3q7LnEA"}
{"text": "猫刚刚在这里埋了它的什么宝贝", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "抽烟正常", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVorcz36rUI2vEvnvQ2Bx5EyPunj6yqhYNpibeLvbiaiczmmfFTt7S5icqOQ"}
{"text": "不用理解，我们东北人不需要被理解。就酱婶儿的。", "question": "如何评价东北第一定律「世界上没有什么事是一顿烧烤不能解决的。如果有，那就两顿」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别跟着我啦！老妈不准养！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ndvgpsvpj30ci0el0zi"}
{"text": "优点是“这里有一个聪明的人”，缺点是“为什么会有这么多无聊的笑话发布？”", "question": "告诉我健忘的好处和坏处。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3325308"}
{"text": "摄影师：你俩挤挤不然拍不了合照", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "两天后返回森林后的30分钟。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385698"}
{"text": "不太清楚有多少人。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3363716"}
{"text": "上个月有几天冷得厉害。出地铁口的时候，外面飘着点小雨，想着离公司就 50 米的路，懒得把雨伞拿出来。好在我衣服后面有帽子，可是手又懒得从口袋里抽出来把帽子戴上。机智的我想了一个办法，准备猛地一弯腰一低头，依靠惯性把帽子戴上。可惜半天掌握不了力度，甩了几下脑袋也没戴上。这时候，后面传来了一阵笑声。我回头一看，好几个和我同一栋写字楼的姑娘正望着我笑。我能够理解，要是我一早上看见一人在地铁口撅着屁股一跳一跳的我也会笑。心里有点急，也有点生气。于是我加大了弯腰的力度，成败在此一举。没想到用力过猛，地上也滑，一头栽进了花坛里。真想当一只鸵鸟一辈子不把头抬起来呀。想用我过人的腰力把自己身体直起来，结果重心太低，我脑袋又在花坛里拱了拱。考虑了再三，最终把手从口袋里抽出来，扶起了自己。为了避免再次碰见笑声爽朗的她们，我这几个星期的午饭都点的外卖。", "question": "哪些瞬间让你感到生活好像段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "工地现场的垃圾车引导场景浮现在脑海中。", "question": "运动会啦啦队的吹笛子趣闻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3175777"}
{"text": "偷看男友手机里的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euyr8qyzvlj209r07x401"}
{"text": "桌子上没强力胶 不信你摸摸", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "回转寿司越吃越可怕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITUCIbxvESTibiawEDvoU1rWV7JFrFl2I8Icic00lt1FGcQNTFiatdxnFZyA"}
{"text": "换爆米花。", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "H", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyic0twoyDnw8gFSmTNknEOLcFtXONec3FIfHicU2Qm0iaXBnrW4XHXz1pEA"}
{"text": "以前高中年级主任，化学老师：「砹是一种放射性元素，高中阶段暂不考虑！」", "question": "你的老师在课堂上讲过哪些效果很好的故事或段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "印度人在右边。", "question": "在人生的道路上，可能会用到五次左右的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5996952"}
{"text": "公布正确答案如果老婆不提你就坚决不问，肯定买贵了。如果老婆各种直接间接暗示你去问价钱，将你心理价位乘以2-5倍说出来，然后故作惊讶，啊，这么便宜？！然后各种夸奖，你真节约啊，会砍价啊，会过日子啊，如果你足够贱，直接参见“紧紧抱住体”。", "question": "老婆买了东西，男人是否应该问问价格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚庆幸这小子要睡着了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw0ycdm4fdj20yi0yie1w"}
{"text": "煮太久的白菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4thmdim2mj30ci0eljsv"}
{"text": "池袋-八公-浅草的金观音", "question": "请告诉我，当修学旅行的第一站是东京时，有哪些有感觉的参观地点可以去？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160483"}
{"text": "装睡时候妈妈拿起了你的手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tFKFPbOo6Nibic8WAe53wDAXpPGzpT8sQGnB3Q85LIibI7rXDFGDiaQdsqQ"}
{"text": "醉了玩游戏会很烦躁...呕呜呜呜呜", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "你好，先开口的人赢。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6129386"}
{"text": "骑电动车！瞬间有一种野生动物被驯化的既视感！", "question": "外国人来到中国后，最大的改变是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这位乘客，车上不准携带宠物，但是你把宠物栓在车外跟着跑，我从后视镜里是能看见的。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyYG3DAlG7ChicK2icccDtdAxB8AbrkzC4hdW9d93SqS0oWQOnzxTB6JSg"}
{"text": "今天虽然只剩下大约43秒，但还是先去买辆车吧。", "question": "你的未来没有梦想的话，就把今天的目标定下。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2501640"}
{"text": "林家的女儿大声喊叫的方式。", "question": "谁听那个广播节目啊？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7111220"}
{"text": "三年前一个人去看了一部刚上映的电影，看到一半竟然睡着了。然后觉得不甘心。第二天又买票去看了一次。妈的又睡着了。关键是，我居然忘了这是一部什么电影。。。。", "question": "烂片究竟能烂到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睡觉前别忘了看梅西的比赛！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939637"}
{"text": "我讨厌人类！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7190614"}
{"text": "脑在意外附近。", "question": null, "star": 147, "type": "I2T", "image": "6874877"}
{"text": "但是，Kab还是不会离开。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5212732"}
{"text": "我在便利店买的珍珠奶茶太淡了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6031616"}
{"text": "日常脱秋裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MDfXtjSibaMtq9sRicppsG3qRic6giccUBTd9WZibnBVqqVoxXZrvtBbj1nw"}
{"text": "11号球员“春丽”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3Eq7wibaGdkGdpQkeOw0fmvo1ua3fzhNicNVIc1xuuzUGiamPJuSM1wktgA"}
{"text": "睡觉就能好！", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "我对Siri感到失望。", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "3411503"}
{"text": "当然要高，每天上班下班大部分时间都是要对着自己老婆的。所以推荐 Macbook Pro 或者 Surface Pro 3。", "question": "知乎上的程序员大神的择偶要求高吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去吧，旋风冲锋！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "我今天戴的隐形眼镜，还可以吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUyzvetejpcdj2bjbM8B8MibesUdUHHS5KezRxhoc2ficakJTqGP8hfjeIA"}
{"text": "我跟我老婆说，万一我失业了挣不到钱养家怎么办？她跟我说，没事儿，我养你，你到时候爱干啥就干啥吧。嗯，这样的老婆，值得托付一生。——————至于你的男朋友值不值得托付，我觉得同样是一个相互的过程，托付从来没有单方面的。", "question": "男朋友30岁了还没有成绩，值得与其共度一生吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你说找了闪电侠来监督我减肥？那是什么意……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2Wr3XPr4ATRwzDGtpRcvE6zVhTunAa7Jic3aMh5vmlVBUp2nml2b7eFh1g"}
{"text": "龟甲束缚", "question": "太新颖的游戏规则让人难以适应。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6819224"}
{"text": "QQ 桌球，对方正常打，每次轮到我的时候白球就没有了，mmp。", "question": "你在游戏中见过哪些神奇的外挂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "巴塔库先生加入了读卖巨人队。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "5380899"}
{"text": "别以为就这么完了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5puxtroy7j30ci0eldgz"}
{"text": "把戒指吐出来呀，真的很看急", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0NIict1SYDshH6VGumRyVibwXj2expicAAicwlz9pstAAr2o8YzuYkQIvpA"}
{"text": "扑通扑通扑通……扑通扑通/哎呀！这个池子好深啊！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3032799"}
{"text": "有一次凌晨点看笔仙，到了电影院发现就我一个人，电影剧情太无聊，我就一个人在影厅里面戏精上身。女主身后出现鬼的时候我就一个人大喊“亚麻得，人家好怕怕呀，小武快来救我！”然后男主面前出现鬼的的时候我就喊，“哈哈，是个女鬼，先让爷们儿我爽爽在死。”我一个人在影院里面饰演了女一，女二，男一，男二，还有鬼。。结果我后面一对情侣默默走出了电影院。。。。迷之尴尬，原来人家在我之前就已经坐下了。", "question": "你在电影院遇到过哪些奇葩的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让你搞黄色，黄色生气的后果很严重😠", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "齐藤先生头发乌黑亮丽的时候。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6565933"}
{"text": "我是民主党支持者，别碰我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3905260"}
{"text": "水深三十厘米。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4653353"}
{"text": "我爷爷，一个坚毅果敢的退伍老兵，啥都会干，除了做饭。此生从未下过厨，属于被媳妇喂大的那一类俏老头。那年我一年级寒假，被爹娘塞到爷爷家过冬。我清楚的记得那天是腊月二十四，奶奶要回老家，临走之前千叮咛万嘱咐告诉爷爷冰箱里有剩饭和鸡蛋，让他给我炒饭吃。我爷大手一挥，云淡风轻甚至略带嫌弃的送走了我奶，自信的模样像极了多年以后每次开始减肥计划时的我。在看了两集西游记一集济公之后，饭点到了，我的肚子配合的发出一声鸣叫。我爷看了眼我，又看了眼表，缓慢起身，一步一步，悲壮又热血的走向厨房。那一刻，厨房仿佛变成了战场，我看到老兵之魂在他身上流转燃烧，短短五六米，他走的荆棘密布，我看的热泪盈眶。终于他到了灶台前，运筹帷幄，手起刀落，倒油，打蛋，起锅，起锅，起锅，起锅，起锅。我爷爷他，不会打火。奶奶机关算尽，葱花都给切好了，却没算到要告诉爷爷，打火要先开燃气阀。那个中午，谁也没有说话，一老一少一胖鸡，面面面相觑（鸡是别人送的过年礼）。老头万万没想到，自己戎马一生，竟在黄口小儿面前丢此大脸。小孩万万没想到，自己年仅七岁，就吃到了来自海对岸的日式料理：生蛋拌饭，连盐都没有放的、刚从冰箱掏出的生蛋拌冷饭，在零下六度的十二点半。鸡也万万没想到，自己多年后会出现在一个无聊的知乎回答里。 ", "question": "你们童年的时候被家长喂过的最敷衍的食物是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "探望花粉症病人时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haswp06nejj30ci0eltdm"}
{"text": "二柴：二哈还有家？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNFx7zLnnw8ickaaDeOd9sfQglcialASAsMn5h6LbrDn492aXVDpZnnIXw"}
{"text": "方", "question": null, "star": 547, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghez04reczj214x14xgql"}
{"text": "恐怖片里最先死的人", "question": null, "star": 379, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gisf1t3g1qj60ve0u00yy02"}
{"text": "炒西瓜皮算不算，有次我妈做了这个，上学路上我哭了一路，跟同学们依依惜别，告诉他们我可能要辍学了", "question": "中国哪些有名的食物源于贫穷的记忆，即所谓「匮乏的博大」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "完成主人的任务", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "不好！是海上保注厅！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h553hup4dgj30ci0elq79"}
{"text": "这是谁？/是 Hiroshi 吗？/啊，我搞错了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2228176"}
{"text": "当你打的游戏主角有六条命时的游戏后台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ib8D6ic7XR3RvxHxaichJwvW8KYkRaIz5ibOY61qj6ku44lt9deyhiaUkPQQ"}
{"text": "你本来就不认识他们，你只是在同学聚会重新认识了他们。", "question": "为什么毕业三四年之后，同学之间的差距会这么大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你爸刚才不是在和你玩捉迷藏吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H3PPyenLWHsyLZVhCser1NcYgLKQBsLlTB5g6rlk0fxUTVdqW8xWN5g"}
{"text": "我想说一些关于增税的“必知事项”。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5432831"}
{"text": "高中时候暗恋的一个女孩让我给她买早餐，我说没问题，第二天拎着面包和牛奶放在她桌子上，她一脸幸福地说谢谢，我说没事，一共三块八……妈的每次回忆起来都是泪。", "question": "你错过了哪些异性对你的暗示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "诸葛亮和孔明两人交情莫逆。", "question": "奇异果和猕猴桃有什么区别吗？为什么二者价格相差那么大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过滤", "question": "别在吸管上加这种功能！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7072405"}
{"text": "你小子命真硬，用手刀给你最后一击吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h79c5g44qlj30ci0elgnx"}
{"text": "世上有两大乐事：见到久违的哥们和久别的娇妻。在下不才，同时做到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk48AQiarCLWFicdEqibH1C5GQB4PZtMWLtzQsWwoEAKib6VstUXrbAVsxqLw"}
{"text": "妻子的强力臭屁夺走了我的视力。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "255521"}
{"text": "车没油了，用这个动作最终把车甩到了加油站", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eifudjhsgrj20av0cl75u"}
{"text": "顾客就是上帝。", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "皮卡丘当时就吓尿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyiccutW8Cawcka32HTqdBEPbEBzjibabw9ZsepdQKmPY87zYBlLpSpqJaQ"}
{"text": "如果一个小时特别节目结束后，有什么事情发生了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5292195"}
{"text": "图书馆不收费，健身房要办卡。", "question": "古语说「穷文富武」是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前男友和前女友的婚礼", "question": "这种婚礼我讨厌什么样的婚礼", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4827874"}
{"text": "总算把身上所有的灰都蹭干净了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "拉个妹子来陪你看球，你却嫌人不懂球，所以你注孤生啊", "question": "为什么每届世界杯，央视都要请个不懂足球的女主播来参加解说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "灵感爆发的时候冲击力太大以至于全忘了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLnTZ4wQUBx7m7YCMWicpJ4fnicGB6ziaf1zXAg6hJk1cWry0ic8dZWkMXow"}
{"text": "傻屌的日子？为什么？", "question": "2月28日是傻瓜节，请尽情装傻吧。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1955835"}
{"text": "再也不觉得边放水边加水的泳池管理员傻逼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3I2ZwIAzDibtvMATorxrTvl5EXF00ImTFibb04YZnsuPG2piaUXGia8QLng"}
{"text": "爸爸，这个小心漏电是什么意意意意意……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghemujwlfdj21291du7g3"}
{"text": "你再也找不到像我一样的男人了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "总统说这个比戴口罩管用", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "真是的，怎么会这样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6066380"}
{"text": "搬家", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387501"}
{"text": "你好，请先做个自我介绍吧~", "question": "你最常用的一句搭讪用语是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "网管！再加两罐奶粉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mFBcQibmTEkrzvXLYrsvjsF3vAMgwO97OzlF4kibKZaZD4Ne0cJdbfKAA"}
{"text": "求你把墨镜摘了吧···", "question": null, "star": 1651, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdnd275muaj61401bwwpu02"}
{"text": "锅包肉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1953591"}
{"text": "因为女儿意外怀孕而把她男朋友腿打折", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8M7zQAFB2Yw1GXWSXWxhqJkY2q6olgYPOicoBddOhzs22RPvxDlaxGt1Q"}
{"text": "银河的真相。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373552"}
{"text": "「追上前面那辆车！刚被遗弃的狗子说完跳了上来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grproxozwbj30ci0eln5a"}
{"text": "漂亮的操作！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070068"}
{"text": "大幕迟迟不落下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3Cp0bEAPwHa9AUJGnZYjfLPdy539r6pq6UZtMbT6HJu9ndHtlUkfu4g"}
{"text": "鸭子俱乐部的新生很有信心。", "question": "别问我那种事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349422"}
{"text": "连续四年获得最差父亲奖。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3807382"}
{"text": "我的衣服没袖子你的借我穿会儿", "question": null, "star": 725, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggyiwxc0ukj20u00xkafr"}
{"text": "妈妈骂我时的形象vs妈妈在亲戚面前介绍我的形象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjA5OcP9FPPXA6LjzEOHDUWekodDzTKlf0JcG8sqGp0ZffZh8Yp0YQkqA"}
{"text": "有一年，一年级新生入学的时候，我们所有人都被分班名单上的一个名字惊到了，对他父母的想象力和学识所折服。后来这个学生由于名字太过耀眼，总是被老师留意，什么活动都会叫他参加，当然孩子本身也是很优秀，现在是学校出名的小明星。学习成绩，组织能力，口语表达能力，都一级棒。所以，事实证明，给孩子起名字真的是个技术活。哦，对了，他叫：田甲由申。", "question": "有哪些让你惊艳到的名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "odalby口土地所有者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glt2mh92w3j30ci0elthn"}
{"text": "自标百车怎么等也不出现蓝车倒是过去了一辆.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1bgp3h6sqj30ci0eltcc"}
{"text": "以前我上一门行为经济学的课，底下学生有一个中国人（也就是我），一个韩国人，两个印度人，教授是教室里唯一的一个白人。某天讲到 group identity，教授开始举例子，有一个盛大的 party，来的人你都不怎么熟，最后你会发现中国人跟中国人聊的比较 high，印度人跟印度人聊的比较 high，这都很正常，是吧。然后，他非常郁闷的补了一句：until a white guy does the same thing and he is called racist……", "question": "你的老师在课堂上讲过哪些效果很好的故事或段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无法理解的枪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4243739"}
{"text": "齐股相档", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9E0EiaFM2aJfwjT65rWMQtepnPJJGA6bfbtehNJ9NYJAdmsY13qKnx7GQ"}
{"text": "粑粑，我想出粗来“好悲伤，谁让我们没手呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx64q65tj20fe0gadh9"}
{"text": "你们用刀的吗？", "question": "婚前性行为会伤害到双方身体吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "克拉拉小姐！在录像呢！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5591862"}
{"text": "被救出来后，从昏迷中醒来的女性目光。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379599"}
{"text": "对不起...从第一话就看出来了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "204170"}
{"text": "嗯？再说一遍，小和尚。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6365530"}
{"text": "干杯吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7163298"}
{"text": "前面有卖果酱的，慢了就没了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "有一次演出一个中国作品，加了一个大号，因为有一句特别重要，所以领导专门给大号加了一个麦，为了效果更好。到了演出时这哥们吹冒泡了，放下号默默的说了一句: 我 X。结果全场从池座到三楼，都传来了源源不断的回音：「我 X……」「我 X……」「X……」「X……」", "question": "从事演出活动的时候遇到过哪些尴尬的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么时候变成这样的了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7299474"}
{"text": "一言以蔽之：来不了的缺乏能力，来得了的缺乏动机。普通版本的笑话：亿万富翁为了一分钱，坐飞机从地球的另一端去抢劫一个乞丐。科幻版本的笑话：外星人为了在宇宙中并不特有的地球资源，将一个 G 型恒星纯能化开启了一个跨度五千光年的虫洞，同时用幔级开采榨干了几十颗类地行星和卫星来组建一支庞大舰队，然后侵略地球。", "question": "为什么外星人不侵略地球？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "灯泡很热。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "211603"}
{"text": "2010 年游学欧洲，在车站一家咖啡馆门口问一名 waiter：「请问我想坐 XX 大巴的话，可以在这里等吗？」Waiter 微笑答我：「当然可以，只不过你永远等不到。」", "question": "中国幽默与西方幽默有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈说洗澡水不烫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZwukvNLpn1BglqJeNKsMT774RQpcqxDJ4yCOCXgHecVKLW2qNeeIaxw"}
{"text": "100%睡前朋友圈一定要刷到最新一条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricN64RYmF1ZaUOjrj9mnrdnJvbuZiaH0CJlEf4rGumrxd8ibAWU5BYMWnwQ"}
{"text": "哇！蟑螂啊！", "question": "如何在午休时间让公司陷入混乱？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5394660"}
{"text": ".伞谐音为散谐音为三暗示风雨欲来你若不举，便是晴天", "question": "去见未来女友的现任男友，带什么礼物比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "3:2459:33", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prpmwkkoj20a109z0t8"}
{"text": "打破了看DVD时的约定“离远点看”。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480949"}
{"text": "什么什么？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "手机总接到奇怪的东西？医生从患者口中拔出“蓝牙”！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tFwYuOakF0nhqM7LIRlxWMa53MFw9d5EGY5bHAl5B1XCsBDA4xqfwLQ"}
{"text": "好久不见啊上半身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hifpfhbscrj30ci0el0vs"}
{"text": "PS4/PS5", "question": null, "star": 969, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glnkg7uwcwj611d19z0zl02"}
{"text": "被可口可乐围攻的百事可乐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icabBJy8s32LlKicBSjjFrgx6N5ibOpKO4FtsO8L79agsJR0cVH3ORUibibA"}
{"text": "咱们刚包扎完，又上来真的好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibicrHtcaPZJibIYbWACFyqAcdfe2U7YtfBvT3y6LWYfSEfdOhH0pD4BLg"}
{"text": "作品《我的爸爸妈妈》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ktq4v2v6j20fx0e3wht"}
{"text": "跟仰慕的HelloKitty握手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxtsbw6cyyj30ci0elq63"}
{"text": "邻居纠纷终于到了最后阶段。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1312128"}
{"text": "双人滑男选手力气用大了", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "就算是死我们也不会系安全带的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux40JZ7BegE6scbHSmzCeGUJqUdWeRibRCLlkKvRzbZqicnfjOvRl0wib1Bw"}
{"text": "蓝翔诞生的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QqmEVLSwb2O2OmsonpJawwXI0ttiauRA4iaiaZZ3qe4nib3NyXa1picBdhc0KMUK7gJYsEaWSJqsriczibg"}
{"text": "冷静期真是个逆天的设计！建议 A 股也设立冷静期，买入股票三天不满意无条件退钱。经评论区意见，基金也该如此。", "question": "全国人大代表建议「直播打赏应强设冷静期，三天内可撤回」，你认为「冷静期」适合直播行业吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "茄子!", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm13udhwaj20fx0dy76e"}
{"text": "我觉得挺好，至少当地政府没有觉得这个事情丢人就禁止半地下室住人。", "question": "如何评价韩国政府因《寄生虫》拨款改善半地下家庭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大三的时候出去玩。坐公交车，同学睡着了，头靠在站着的男乘客的屁股上。两人都在打瞌睡。重点是，妹子的口水弄到他裤子上了。后来到了一站，妹子醒了，我提醒她流口水的事，她估计没睡醒，拿出自己的消毒纸巾擦男的的裤子。我就开始笑，她也笑。我抬头，那个男的惊恐地看着她。我拍了她一下，她抬头。再看我。我看那个男的，那个男的看她。僵持几秒后，妹子说：不好意思啊，把你的屁股打湿了。我在也忍不住，放声大笑，那个男的也笑了，周围人都笑了。后来问那个妹子怎么想的，她说她想晕过去……", "question": "你身边有哪些让你笑到窒息的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NHK正在播出。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "自从看到哆啦A梦的耳朵被老鼠咬掉之后就开始戴这个了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyU322KceJCsrPicTDV5VyYzqYXhxwtiaSC4DTRiavZqEa6K5LARxPEOibuA"}
{"text": "拍打被褥时冒出来的灰尘和螨虫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvdwibPuDVmNsTkF6ibc46p1IChLGkakWuthvQK4KNOSuYQK6dAqhy1jRQ"}
{"text": "这次是我们年轻人给你添了大麻烦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5022379"}
{"text": "颜文字", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929814"}
{"text": "大概是因为不看手机。", "question": "老版《还珠格格》第一部里面演员为什么眼睛很亮，人物也很美，比现在的滤镜效果还要好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中印战争", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HXdM0RPVUNOcLRicqZnG8RCjfKickLsq5v5l065jcmPgcPo4CrxzTlKHA"}
{"text": "车流量统计员", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwbs1fz1pj20yi18ckf9"}
{"text": "请出示健康码", "question": null, "star": 134, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "「发现敌军！……靠没子弹了！！「闪开！……切没子弹了！「让我来！……草没子弹了！「交给我吧！……不行没子弹了！」……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtbxfy0802j30ci0el0xz"}
{"text": "拉肚子时", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "我试图抓住老鼠，追到这个房间的时候，发现里面有一只大水豚。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3874554"}
{"text": "猫的一片毛皮", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2248018"}
{"text": "我小时候也很可爱.......说不下去了...T-T", "question": "拉布拉多小时候可爱，为什么越长越丑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鹰桑，超厉害的！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837196"}
{"text": "“妈！我洗衣粉好像放多了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTibjmToBI0glyGqYEhc38wev9Z5lkQtf0F5DJibDUz0RBnuUiclGuFHicwQ"}
{"text": "错误地吸入了白米饭。", "question": null, "star": 1888, "type": "I2T", "image": "4607180"}
{"text": "长谷川先生。", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "我是个勇者吗？", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "前~妻~", "question": "拍照时除了喊茄子，还可以喊什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地狱的针山其实很普通。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3573783"}
{"text": "范冰冰需要会修电视机吗？", "question": "为什么程序员不应该会修电脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没穿裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5HkPibrmGa2t8pXJ7ucMkZTKXywnPqab2ZsZfdrGeImiaqgXzyC8WmaQg"}
{"text": "曾经用手机自带的软件市场下阅读软件，网慢，一直盯着进度条：1%、2%、3%……80%……90%、91%、92%、93%、94%、95%、96%、（啊！胜利就在眼前！）97%、98%、99%（天哪天哪好激动）100%（耶！）101%、102%（what？！）103%……一直到 157%，闪退了……157%？157%？（￢㉨￢）", "question": "有哪些让你目瞪口呆的 bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黄色的小孩说：‘好啦，我们要回家了！’绿色的小孩说：‘我不想去买玩具啊~’", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3434801"}
{"text": "完事了跟我说你是动画片导演？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mFpK4NDocaJoicB6Cia95g21xacWlJIvcHpZhzMPOI3c9N74rAR8EXIEg"}
{"text": "看完预告心知肚明但还是要看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAF3QRDlJP4OBxhflicrnexafPEb31fflqZ6Ww5vl0Aq7Hwib3W4HCvzpQ"}
{"text": "活下去可不能只会用棒子！", "question": "18版的TikTok被批评。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4099782"}
{"text": "妈妈，头发能扎松点吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMUG7MjeqXppewHgGUIxalOjnnZUMjeiaGG4loqAiaNdTcSwP29zU8NibAQ"}
{"text": "只有在我射门不进的时候，才会被这么煽动。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7066031"}
{"text": "这种情况下的自残不犯法", "question": "抢大熊猫的竹笋吃犯法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要在肚子不舒服的时候赌这是放屁还是拉稀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYyA9oqMG15kZjADdhORAu1m9Q3LVribL0MhgIxCTsdzwF9EYMH6YC9AA"}
{"text": "那个女人是谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6282272"}
{"text": "由于读者下周的情况不明朗，所有作品将以一话结束。", "question": "本周老人jump的那些事", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3944627"}
{"text": "当你第三次假装把棍子扔出去，你的狗：闹够了没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3sm1ZkvaxWDTog5tN8G5GjEfhvCkibicFXyOb9ordtw5eBZHGdRSBmBibA"}
{"text": "憋气比赛领奖现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5pVElq9UicyXZaV38ia64fGyAz8w86KvG0jz4Q6tKaYArRSIFpTiaJVarQ"}
{"text": "爷爷奶奶误食喜之郎果冻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXrAHiaFr67MRvjcbg0VeK3clIfEIMA9OicUkia35LlUCZFuzvzyVz7rDiaw"}
{"text": "看来聚宝盆的故事是真的…", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "在新郎面前练习婚礼演讲。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1331363"}
{"text": "好大颗耳屎啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "认真一点，敲门啊。", "question": "青春期冰箱烦恼的高峰时期。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2147370"}
{"text": "司马迁的宫刑项羽的自刎，李太白的盛唐杜甫的忧伤；屈原的投江拉上曹植的死，苏轼的豪放并着李煜的情；面朝大海春暖花开，庭有枇杷树已如盖；陌上花开你先别回来,云卷云舒让我静静装会逼；淡泊名利的五柳居士，巾帼须眉的秦淮八艳；建安风骨旖旎洒脱，民国才子霸气磅礴；最是那一低头的温柔，然后撑着油纸伞在雨巷转悠；你好哇我是人间最美的情郎之仓央嘉措微服私访,一晃多少年的“昔我往矣，杨柳依依。今我来思，雨雪霏霏”；钟爱地坛的史铁生，永远微笑的张海迪；年年感动中国的十大，偶尔来个反弹琵琶。差不多的人物在万千个体迥异的考生笔下过着精彩纷呈富有教育意义的人生。三年下来，写作文让我悟出来一个道理——扯淡也是门技术活，堆砌词藻尤其考验基本功。", "question": "被高中生写作文用滥的典故有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当事人说马上就要破茧成蝶", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwq68n56vpj60zo1bkwms02"}
{"text": "好的吗？按我说的去做！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313167"}
{"text": "只是感觉如此。", "question": "只听我爱你就能让人变得强大吗？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2106887"}
{"text": "本以为钓到大家伙了结果对岸的人也这么想", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h36h8p45zuj30ci0elq3u"}
{"text": "做什么都感觉似曾相识。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6102360"}
{"text": "别管我，你们快走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxJodKenqWjq9cHJxvRG9Y8hyRfnXlLXeCEsS1FGzuibehnr6uXRaPS8US9ARSPgcP997FnhkTxzg"}
{"text": "3085701只羊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVI4opSUGNlD3Qo3aGBL7jkicFlc9uqaCfbpj6ibtPibBw6NQQ1zepT6bLQ"}
{"text": "抱歉，再给我10块钱就能买到好吃的棒棒糖了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6821489"}
{"text": "听说你在学校受欺负了？原因是什么呢？跟老爸说说吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gndqjagv6jj30ci0eljwt"}
{"text": "直播辅导员落水，几十人围观竟无人相助。", "question": "如果你的辅导员掉水里了，你所学的专业能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "33岁的下岗大叔最终在HELLOKITTY找到了工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GsrnZQSXAsoIPpkDve4NXq1tLnicoWQCbUxn6rogEh25M8yUmqUsOzuZIOaJhia4ZXdeszMia95ANZQ"}
{"text": "汪！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "亲近自然，满眼绿色，空气清新，独立办公，无人打扰……你们就是这个意思？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkMgbDryKvwKwoichTeMPLiaXibMVyTJag1nSiaJ1khFRh5YtVLxoCagad1Q"}
{"text": "有时候我会分不清自己是围棋高手还是象棋高手。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "786769"}
{"text": "拍摄到超赛亚人变身的瞬间成功了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6421321"}
{"text": "免费玩家试图赤手空拳攻击。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929466"}
{"text": "老师……我刚刚想去厕所……来着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVFLdqZbAy8OZC2o04mK9Je9nBibFZuag7vUia62tStn2lEJwzOZ9agfOw"}
{"text": "你们家住山顶，就不要把门设计的朝外开好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT1y5HZ9bmvFx3xreLGtAmqzAWbS8Z8BgVBvAia2PZyaCpjuyyV0pMpqQ"}
{"text": "希望妈妈是个美女！希望你是个美女！希望你是个美女！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3k0NicjbPk6aaLamWyb2iab7zo53RicBbW48fQ6lbb2DXQ4ia7bYLlPVAlzg"}
{"text": "为了美女老板，颈动脉喷血也要按时上班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHGLMGtF1QVXtibNoNlgeKksUbFcAF9f1Xe5KCxiam0s9643UOvI1wpcqg"}
{"text": "这胎教是不是有点早了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNgjC8EPt5ge3dXjH5SMpsvh3jBKXbfA8SprVoNXavwj9Wpp1FXISU0g"}
{"text": "三连座，中间座的大叔脱了鞋子……虽然不敢说有多大的味儿，但是心里挺不舒服的，然后靠走道的妹子就提醒了大叔……没理她……好，既然这样，我就只好默默当着他的面把鞋子脱了放味儿了。大叔两分钟就崩溃了：「你能把鞋穿上吗？」「你穿上我就穿上。」然后我们都穿回了鞋子，不过大叔一路都是受伤的表情。ꉂ ೭(˵¯̴͒ꇴ¯̴͒˵)౨”我之前赶了一夜的路没机会洗脚换袜子，你当我闹着玩的么？", "question": "在飞机上你都做过或遇到过什么神操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "源源不断地出来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385760"}
{"text": "那1+3呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZXLGdgw0EV9CQVbicuDqbswvcYPeCap7ancRPpDhHJz0OkUiabjbcuEaw"}
{"text": "如果被指示请注意红色夹克的人的动作，这是一种无法记住经过面前的人特征的心理技巧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3337704"}
{"text": "说自己是愚人。", "question": "我不喜欢那样的女人。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7282923"}
{"text": "每天去上班的主人哟~被全住的到底是谁呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqw24fx4svj30ci0elgsq"}
{"text": "营销号：“把这张图给我往女司机的节奏带！”", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "试试吹我的喇叭吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448048"}
{"text": "我不会推你出去的。'如果你不做的话，那我就推你出去。'客人：......那我来做吧。'好的，好的。'", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2124042"}
{"text": "phot", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es045rt4mgj208z05z3z3"}
{"text": "断然拒绝送上门的offer", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h33dvj354tj30ci0eljsr"}
{"text": "考试复习间隙偶尔来玩一下放松心情吧，我会支持你的。", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "do so", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpdo41n8gjj60u0141q5x02"}
{"text": "「你怎么总想着那点加班费，你怎么不向张 xx 学习学习，人家加班就从来不要加班费，出差差旅费都不要！」张 xx 是他亲儿子，以后我们的老板。", "question": "有哪些关于奇葩老板的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是谁家的猴子啊？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6763794"}
{"text": "嗯，是感冒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7hmCojh0LxV8HnBcibEypnfRJgloialFufBF8liagOrLfYwBZNjibH2c4lXw"}
{"text": "一个公司做大了以后，招人的时候就倾向于招好学生。好学生最大的问题就是，他们不爱玩游戏，他们太爱学习了，甚至认为别人也像他们一样爱学习。所以他们发明了日常任务。", "question": "暴雪是怎么变成现在这样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假发快被拉走了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "放下武器，你劫持的是品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVPksHfOjSpx12eUiaYkAQTRNHp3xDFTVvSdd9sC3gqDTdxLcOhujByiaQ"}
{"text": "邱•雨阔堂•勇：给大家布置一个 4 学分的带作业“重建人类文明”，100 人小组合作，16 周答辩，评分细则如下：小组出现死亡，全员挂科；全员存活，D进入石器时代，全员温饱，C-进入农耕时代、获得青铜器，C进入铁器时代，B-进入蒸汽时代，B进入电气时代，B+造出原子弹，A-进入信息时代，A发展出未来科技，A+参加学校组织的“种植比赛”和“工业生产比赛”依名次可以加最高不超过 5 分，写小论文可以加最高不超过 3 分然后 16 周的时候清华园 4W 学生发展出了 400 个神级文明", "question": "假如一夜之间，全人类只剩下清华大学的数万师生，食物可以食用两年，需要多久可以重回现代科技水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找个零需要脸红成这样吗", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "我们彼此相信过。", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "想起灌篮高手里的一个场景。田冈茂一：你为什么要去湘北？难道又是因为安西教练么…流川枫：？？？田冈茂一：那是为什么啊？流川枫：（天然呆状）……因为近啊…", "question": "怎么评价一个人愿意放弃 70 万年薪去某大型国企拿 20 万年薪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自拍杆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewcmjy9uz2j208509r0tm"}
{"text": "让人类长眠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJY6x6kDV5kjiaibovK4R4qXiazia8BjkoEZ3YJSJLr1eWUaNgmGfYQNXATnQ"}
{"text": "早高峰拦个计程车太难了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3220PBpEuln4g7M7lZDwmyx5LX4cMhe38hbBcibeZAc8cVJxkT3YW0AA"}
{"text": "别人提醒才发现裤门开看呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHyVy5zhUzNw2pibDAnIztKZiadDDsbLhP1hhDfyQ86Czjjkia5jS81Orbw"}
{"text": "工作的细胞被拍成了真人版，但是感觉有些不一样。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5143525"}
{"text": "她是我亲爱的！既漂亮又会做饭，脑子还聪明。问题是她在数学上误解了“正弦、余弦、正切”等公式。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482885"}
{"text": "这学期有门课是个英国教授，开学第一天他给我们看了一张照片，是他在自己房间的窗前往外拍的。大致景象是香港郊区的富人区的图片，有山有海（一角海景），全是矮矮的房子，没有高楼。他让我们看这张图片哪里有问题。大家都觉得风景优美！视野开阔！有山有海！他在炫富！十分羡慕了！有毛线问题！然后他就炸了，噼里啪啦地吐槽：「你们看对面山上（远山景色）那三个巨大的烟囱！就像你们中国人逢年过节上香的三炷香！呸呸呸！太不吉利了！」", "question": "英国人有没有什么迷信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看见我刚钓上来的鱼了吗？", "question": null, "star": 459, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9ih0jg6h8j61401hcai502"}
{"text": "买的时候有点贪，看的时候有点瘫。", "question": "如何评价「买书如山倒，看书如抽丝」这种行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遭到了替身攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h91apgg0a3j30ci0elwhh"}
{"text": "插播广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g26pqz9dwbj20hb0mfwgr"}
{"text": "又吃了一家自助餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqmghufy3yj30ci0elai0"}
{"text": "周末和工作日对社畜来说都一样啊！只有一点好处，就是在这里装傻可以逃避现实。", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "在寝室点开一部小电影", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "两人单挑前由裁判进行安检", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvxjsodbsmj30ci0elgos"}
{"text": "从口袋里掏出后，就一直解着代码。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "您称呼栋梁为'爷爷'。", "question": "这个木匠的女儿啊，我怎么没注意到呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2393173"}
{"text": "有没有空位啊？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5068888"}
{"text": "卖给我的人说这种猫养不大的", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "就像早上出门随便买个包子当早餐吃，心里根本没怎么思考过。", "question": "那些花几百、上千块钱买副耳机的人是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是吗……你还以为我在屋里吗……好了啦……出门没说一声我也有不对……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gtvmmh9ya5j30ci0elwhx"}
{"text": "体育课拿根标枪把一个初三的男生追了五条街，最后那哥们都哭了。原因是他把一女生推我怀里来了。", "question": "在青春期，你因无法熟练驾驭暴涨的荷尔蒙做过哪些在成年后看起来「匪夷所思」的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麻烦开家长会的老师不要说人类的语言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "考试时写了大雄的名字竟然得了零分", "question": null, "star": 863, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcowa721j21061acdnk"}
{"text": "《美国队长》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "砰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvE5Kdr4IOYWHRF0ic43CeyXLBdByHictaH3706pNIwvoiaayZHMMjBDMia1A"}
{"text": "抓住了天牛，要拿给妈妈看。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246215"}
{"text": "这几句话说得挺好，稍微改一下你们就看出来了！二十岁看上的衣服，不肯花几个月工资买下来，到了三十，不嫌贵，却明白不适合。 三十岁看上的包，不肯花几个月工资买下来，到了四十，不嫌贵，却明白不适合。 四十岁看上的车，不肯花几个月工资买下来，到了五十，却发觉，其实用不太上。直到垂暮之年，什么都不需要的时候，终于明白。其实一切身外之物，都只是身外之物。有和没有，原本也没有什么区别。正所谓一切有为法，如梦幻泡影。诶呀妈呀，省老钱了！阿弥陀佛，善哉善哉！！！", "question": "如何看待「二十岁看上的衣服，不肯花几个月工资买下来，到了三十，不嫌贵了，却已经不适合了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "偷偷为冰箱庆生", "question": null, "star": 394, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hd7ln96u4bj61401hcwm502"}
{"text": "这个切洋葱的视频太逼真了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibTLUloOg1vLia0JgxMiagEuibJT8KeITPHtWMLYiaVNQKLzicobqZbWyMUicw"}
{"text": "如果遇见了敌人，那说明路走对了", "question": "游戏给你带来了哪些人生道理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小心！邻居家的猫在瞄准你！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351171"}
{"text": "击败面试官的最强装备。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6168674"}
{"text": "牙医向患者示范如何张口", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "说了会给钱的啦！那么怕我吃完就跑把上衣押在这儿行了吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxa4jyrf0wj30ci0eltcc"}
{"text": "这三只小浣熊的墨水依次变淡", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "看哈密瓜！拉屎！拉了好多屎！屎好多啊！", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "虎毒不拾子", "question": null, "star": 384, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "哎呀我滴妈耶！卡哇伊的图画书也行吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5861285"}
{"text": "炸虾天妇罗", "question": "在名古屋，每天早上吃饭是很普遍的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5985123"}
{"text": "说真的，简直从这个问题里看到了一个创业的机会。", "question": "怎样放心地让父母使用安卓手机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哥哥，你头上有个苍蝇！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g71mfkx7gzj20lf0o6tby"}
{"text": "“斯巴达人会将成人仪式中猎杀的动物的皮披在身上”………你这话也太扯了吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "一名工人在一桶脱脂剂的桶底中发现了一只老鼠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jqkm66O7icIXkcTSOQapLcVnTicLnFtVEpwmzoJ41IclL5T0EF2picqgxsg"}
{"text": "向老板暗示加薪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22Iians1EvO9iawwzQATfzJbStgLjLKnazOvRgRhOvdsfdibRn4Fymicj4ibnQ"}
{"text": "为什么你的盒子看着比我的舒服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "真的，勇人君好喜欢后面那个洞哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849569"}
{"text": "终于睡了，回去吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGP2Blia0MKqeNQfeIRCpwHL5LyphKgHfTm3Afp1yNdku8tv3sTB2EPIg"}
{"text": "每天回家都花式装死的老婆最近越来越敷衍了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdnka2d6zwj30ci0el0xr"}
{"text": "能。雷军好像就写过，不如你问问他。。。", "question": "自己动手的话能不能做出功能类似office系列的办公软件?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "藤原龙也：“哇啊啊啊啊！这是什么鬼，这个房间啊啊啊啊！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2280882"}
{"text": "好差不多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f5up2dtcg8j20hs0a10w1"}
{"text": "世界三大男高音", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "小心翼翼地把打掉的脑袋装回去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec0w8swzmsj20b80ct3zq"}
{"text": "手速过快，着了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibXtRSytiaibP2Bspvs9iaC6GtamfMVaZkzzIv4z7R3xM5jqd6aBowp19dA"}
{"text": "你不能因为两个人都是一个演员演的就产生貌似两个一样能打的错觉啊。一个是跟着大哥从东打到西，从北杀到南，各大势力公认能打，大哥手下双花红棍的猛人，力抗吕布，马超等超级猛将，武艺超群，万夫莫敌，猛到吓死人。另一个是大哥手下头号藏獒，忠心不二，见人就咬，遇弱就要杀，遇强就被打，打小号牛逼，打大号怂比，杀人无数，一半普通人，一半喽啰，杀四只老虎还放两只未成年的充数，一只偷袭背刺加爆菊，说是清场利器团战 ADC，还是要靠两个队友全程盾防来保。而且就那个时期的兵员素质比民兵强不了多少，张飞打遍中国各种正规军队（ 想必什么虎豹骑，青州兵，陷阵营，西凉骑都撸过了），至于李逵单刷小兵一万年，没几个是叫的出名号的你还能说这货能打……", "question": "李逵要是和张飞能碰到，打起来的话谁更厉害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "父亲留下这句话：“我是个没用的父亲，对不起。你要听妈妈的话。”然后掉进了奶油面包的面团里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2262897"}
{"text": "和题主讲个笑话记者在列车上采访：这位乘客，您买到火车票了吗？乘客甲：买到了！旁边这位呢？乘客乙：买到了。记者随机采访了十几个人，高兴地发现大家都买到了回家的火车票。顺便你没发现相关问题都没人回答吗？可见一点困难都没有。", "question": "为什么感觉中国人月薪过万很普遍了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我再也不谈恋爱了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7040433"}
{"text": "为什么自由研究的主题会是这个？", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "游泳健身了解一下", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "你这个=百五", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "下面开始给主人做去势手术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goyqhfo0xpj30ci0el0yk"}
{"text": "“当我跟直男铲屎官说我想要猫罐头后……”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "前辈在玩。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486683"}
{"text": "慢着，先抱抱我再决定收不收养嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1fa6987j2j30ci0eltco"}
{"text": "把这个猪储蓄罐装满你所有的钱！", "question": "你是绑架犯，请做出让警察惊讶的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6439705"}
{"text": "会不会我才是宠物，人类才是主人呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic32dAibDwhxEz9QTazJpb2ggrHicicw115u1ObwKEiaEIiapdvf2H5H21KTQ51icdld0l1xbKcRoAAyIA"}
{"text": "安全套公司杀死他们未来的顾客但为何这两个行业是人类历史上发展得最好的两个行业之一？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1NHnxRfJxmgRAhzA6NqCWAmq39DwSEMKxCKzuWQ42JTmdV6eqe1bwbu4tGQ5R4EAShMgaEsPDvQ"}
{"text": "某一秒你突然幻想因为你太酷所以才没有朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTVtQ91e59wcnO9535L3TuUOdmNoSuUfNxkKWk3viaCicAhW8DPZGErDAw"}
{"text": "我木履呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpjjhlkfhaj30ci0elwgr"}
{"text": "到了奶奶家", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "猫巾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLWicNbFLlXHLfsIH27IHL35CN6M0XEiaSELFOhYVPYaYD8SrOQRMvWfSA"}
{"text": "佛光束", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6032110"}
{"text": "你说你能像企鹅一样在空中飞，结果从悬崖上掉进海里了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5502747"}
{"text": "要不要先存档", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibw2f5PUia20icTKibge9dXrSqLej5UAvw2Ofnfkc0U6Jxt42eMiaGrroa7w"}
{"text": "躲避球女王乔瑟琳娜今天又在展示她的魅力了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5911430"}
{"text": "哎呀......下雨也要照计划进行吗？", "question": null, "star": 1365, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353027"}
{"text": "疫情期间小区要求微信步数不能过干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5tkJp5zRtBH6L7jH5QVLWztzG4HLeqho5PcwE9lO8yxx21oSIqnBHsQ"}
{"text": "安慕希总部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdqvmeDSuYtnsic6iaSPKzVWIb9c8NjrtVgRC89LXfrTvQvicfa6XvX5zEg"}
{"text": "好像要尿裤子了，结果在便利店的马桶上大便了。", "question": "我被别人嘲笑得最厉害的一次。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "3422721"}
{"text": "爸爸！你看这个胸部，快点好起来吧！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7128163"}
{"text": "因为罩杯大的时候，你的注意力不在胸罩上", "question": "为什么款式设计好看的胸罩一般没有大码的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十年前，我们说好要一起挖开它，可是今天却没有人来。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425435"}
{"text": "你们的瓶子还要吗不要我就收走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TFKrobWv8z3CL2bEI5GZN4xoibibw7g6ZHvBICBBWGdgvkjFaOibJPxEaw"}
{"text": "车身、内部轻微损坏￥150（自提）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6lf8awfqlj30ci0elaey"}
{"text": "没什么，只是要射了", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "侄子是游戏爱好者，死肥宅一名，多次劝说无果。为了更好的游戏体验，他本打算购入一张好的显卡，但显卡价格一直涨。贫穷的侄子舍不得出高价买，于是做了 JS 痛恨的等等党。但等来等去，显卡价格一路飙升。侄子没办法，只好暂时放下电脑，去玩户外了，想着显卡跌价再买。一年下来，体重下降了 30 斤，性格变得阳光了，还谈了一个漂亮的女朋友，最后忘记了显卡这回事。", "question": "现在看来，显卡等等党到底是赢了还是一败涂地了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柜子上面一擦都是灰，卫生不合格", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8iaicHs4ibU7ekzia3qBQrgYql9U5cj5CDSntIUpWAE9ycGTVMD23ZYz4Kw"}
{"text": "桃太郎！我氪金了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hg1g08y7dzj30ci0elt9m"}
{"text": "松本强忍着笑容面对死亡，田中和远藤怀疑他是不是出局了，滨田对此毫不在意。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4102832"}
{"text": "解释什么是北斗神拳", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "乐谱完成了！我要加税了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7363034"}
{"text": "当技术菜到不行的我购买了游戏中最炫酷的皮肤时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3Cj6gE0t467iaZbATs9MzMmiaKA23UvUIonia2iaQbOV54Q0IvqiaxcRibtIQ"}
{"text": "别吧，我可受不了一直看孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYsFohBZBEuCyZaRg8FicLyFmSRUmnAuiaOhccwC8I8hIicJLMNWqmcZrUQ"}
{"text": "有没有一种可能，这不是个辩论赛，这其实是一部话剧，或者说，剧本杀，然后让你扮演亚里士多德一方的人，这么想你会不会好接受一点", "question": "辩论赛抽到了论证地心说，这怎么打，我自己都不信地心说?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今日收益已更新", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "染色体", "question": null, "star": 205, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqo02t5r4gj60zp0zpwjk02"}
{"text": "服务精神旺盛的女士。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491364"}
{"text": "我，漂亮吗？就这样吗？ 发蜡，发蜡，发蜡。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "7363666"}
{"text": "叶文洁：「诶？还可以撤回？」", "question": "怎样用一句话结束三体的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要替瑞拉卡玛报仇！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388983"}
{"text": "刀不锋利。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2942159"}
{"text": "2025年世界杯足球赛在卡塔尔举行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4251962"}
{"text": "这是个恶魔啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378203"}
{"text": "喂，别睡了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2365408"}
{"text": "为了不浪费鼠年没卖完的玩具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6fuLKcL5urRpic5ibeB6ndvw6U4OGEHGFiars2KBoLIqwYRFxibxnjQkJLg"}
{"text": "地暖开到了72摄氏度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfEUdibPGO3fdic8WibGDmJyuWv92uudGEFibgcv06ic7VVEsxz1rTrFBibZKA"}
{"text": "快……快跑！在我变得不是我之前……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyF7fnx0rNXvedZVqDU9NMAibtfLEHhSiaHSCibSlPco8fmo8V2RClDHPyEg"}
{"text": "好快的刀，眼镜被削掉一半", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjDoX8LkvqExgnl5kFsaK7vxpfjv4vDesNK5KpHxAuiaXLAr0d8icACNUg"}
{"text": "咳嗽......这到底是什么意思啊，真是的......", "question": null, "star": 371, "type": "I2T", "image": "710196"}
{"text": "居然有人想填“总有人对着我们俩苦思冥想”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHT2jC7hibfFr9KM1evs15Z0Uq8CL9k9sic7o5j4Em0ZRdR5ibDhFia5ux5A"}
{"text": "世界名画沙雕（右一）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRr1zouuDnuugqVCu74YF42Fxxrtd7C4p2tHlkDFpTzJmVG8M4IpZWJYQ"}
{"text": "无印良品的反义词。", "question": "给公司名字加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "7165762"}
{"text": "我想做傻事好的，那就去做吧不要紧的没关系！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4885604"}
{"text": "使用模拟控制器时，轴稍微偏移导致掉落。", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "幸运啊！不用装傻，只要露出那张脸就能得到星星！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2404396"}
{"text": "呦西！小学生以下免票！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hf67hxem9sj30ci0elwfi"}
{"text": "我现在是什么垃圾？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3wjicicIEVNXTR02zFaFrMDYm9RZc9Qiaa08hfAe9XQnjiaiaAFSMrHy2JBA"}
{"text": "可爱的女孩子走过来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6354963"}
{"text": "你也是产道窄的吗？是的。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "5679401"}
{"text": "「找课长吗？他叫我说他不在」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxi8skbg14j30ci0eljvn"}
{"text": "题主你是故意的吗？咋回答你呢？买完死飞紧接着要建议她进藏吗？", "question": "妈妈退休一年，每天都待在家里很无聊，最多白天骑自行车瞎逛。我不在她身边，应该要买辆死飞给她吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "藏在墓碑后面大便到一半的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEiaq76VGHOGXZqoYyg44rXRIjiaB9rBELxkZ32oLyFHxnO7en8H9aSOGg"}
{"text": "别理他秀头小肥仔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzfl617us9j30ci0eln0f"}
{"text": "从早上开始全体一起做广播体操。", "question": "新入职的公司是黑心企业，为什么发现的？", "star": 34, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383785"}
{"text": "动起来，动起来...动起来呀~！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1289041"}
{"text": "件牛", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "感情理论感情经历帮朋友解决感情问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8xvz2MvLUe9boM7BW0UH98JbvNc9axbMkicia2ajCr8S04MiaXZqbeff2Q"}
{"text": "念书的时候，某男同学有天过来搭讪闲聊，问我，「你知道怎么才能看自己的后脑勺吗？」因为他没有说用工具，所以我就开了脑洞思考。然后回复对方，如果人靠近黑洞还活着，靠得足够近的话光线会弯曲，就直接看见后脑勺了。然后，然后就没有然后了。过了一段时间我看见那个男生有女友了（也是同班同学），有一天路过，见到男生在问女友同样的问题。妹子笑嘻嘻地说我知道啊，然后从包里摸出一面镜子，抬头看到我，问我也借了一面小圆镜。然后妹子让男生拿一面镜子站她身后。我正在想这种幼儿智力竞赛问题问出来究竟有什么意义时，男生站在妹子身后，摸出一朵玫瑰花……哦好吧，所以我作为单身狗混到毕业咯。", "question": "你知道什么学术性较强的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次跟男朋友一起过夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmdUDZQib0uv9CxrpibOzvQ0deDEXF7eFJ46ic2fZ6g6sictXsKviaV7wWqjw"}
{"text": "随便洗洗就行了，谁能救救我啊~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6260979"}
{"text": "東京久术一以新国社看到败方女友给对方送水的一幕，全队突然失去了庆祝的心情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8UysNaBgeibI1uY3gOJawZrauWiaYxzt1oO7DQuMdkWDicgjFmth4PbPSw"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里好像在听什么。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3055134"}
{"text": "这魂器是单给我的，还是别的妹妹都有？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXCE0tu9TSPHqCDtQjiawiaiaSQiakkbsjWzbMD3J5rcGQfhdDaUrOyAEtibg"}
{"text": "喂，你在吗？喂，喂，你在那里吗？啊？喂，喂，你在吗？嗯？喂，喂，喂，你在吗？……咔嚓！", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "宋朝狸猫换太子，如果宋真宗对李妃是真爱，把狸猫养大登基，中国会被喵星人统治。以喵星人爱吃鱼的个性，宋朝可能大力发展水运远洋捕鱼等，之后地理大发现就没欧洲人的事了。喵宋通过海运的巨大收益反哺北方战事，最终陆地打败游牧，海上环行世界，霸占蓝星全部鱼资源。", "question": "人类历史上，有哪些一触即发却擦身而过、大众不知道的危机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿姆罗！上EVA吧！", "question": "把漫画、动画、游戏等中的两句话混在一起说，就说出一些荒唐的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772257"}
{"text": "前天就遇到这种情况……在广州回香港的火车上，手机 1%马上没电，隔壁坐着一个小哥，于是我就望向他，期待可以找到一个充电器。大概三秒之后…………小哥把手里吃到一半的薯片递给了我。？？？？？？我看上去很饿吗？", "question": "出差忘带充电器，手机电量只剩 1% 是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遭到全家陷害的大雄又被警察送回来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPzEHMktWwdllOmhHWicxMVTarI5Gg4NwAfWyPQHAbbR8xEmy12czDUqw"}
{"text": "你会得肺结核死掉。", "question": "如果穿越到英国维多利亚时期，成为一个贵族家庭的大小姐，我将会拥有什么样的人生呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我单身。", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": "在寻找生离死别的兄弟时，我大概遇见了不会错的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6649549"}
{"text": "你不知道三年二班的同学多幸福。", "question": "周杰伦巅峰时期有多火？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想住故宫，国家不让", "question": "死过人的房子可以买吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "异物混入。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1649841"}
{"text": "别随便拿妈妈的玩具！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "372346"}
{"text": "小指竖起来就是今晚ok的暗号。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7007297"}
{"text": "别哭了，不就是分手了吗这是你对象给我买的纸巾，你擦擦眼泪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib9EEw3T4jF439ZWECx4gGCfcrPbnPniawhmsh9KBUg7Xzvgm2oibVAicAQ"}
{"text": "决战就看今朝！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5634803"}
{"text": "上一组的惊呼声中，大致能猜出接下来会在哪里出现。", "question": "尝试过很多次。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2211303"}
{"text": "好像可以成为神。", "question": "今天的乐趣。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2636958"}
{"text": "「浪客棍心」。自己感受！", "question": "浪客剑心主角，不想用剑砍人，所以用的是逆刃剑，为什么不直接用棍子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毛利兰尝试了新发型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPEr4maTE5icfW11KTRrmsOQ35bnRnD5MekyR1eERM1Oayv1yRzPfxS9A"}
{"text": "喂，过来一下，母鸡在那边换衣服呢。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3777848"}
{"text": "刘皇叔三顾茅房请出诸葛亮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nyQegiazpxN340siccztkgDnEgg5HZTOJlzRQj6Jl3WaSDibPUEZ3bYptw"}
{"text": "在家如何体验坐过山车的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LwIYgylwwMzIVdaf4dYD0S8H2FQjZd9icfdYTSBY4IFRMykmedibo0XLQ"}
{"text": "爷爷在公园的长椅上打盹。", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "红色的！刚刚的战斗里，要是不正确地发出指示，我会很困扰的哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2418166"}
{"text": "当然是刘皇叔炫耀头衔失败。玄德来到庄前，下马亲叩柴门，一童出问。玄德曰：汉左将军、宜城亭侯、领豫州牧、皇叔刘备，特来拜见先生。童子曰：我记不得许多名字。玄德曰：你只说刘备来访。皇叔想报一串称号吓吓人的目的就这样被小童一句话噎回去了。→_→", "question": "四大名著中有哪些让你笑出腹肌的桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早说了不要吃闹钟嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fy670837alj20m40tijtu"}
{"text": "未完待续", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4918091"}
{"text": "所有的生活都是合理的，我们没必要互相理解。", "question": "有什么办法能让微信用户在朋友圈里少发鸡汤文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "劣质强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 76, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "雷神：我结交朋友，从来不关心他们几岁了，能活多久。反正都没我久。问：他们都去世了怎么办？雷神：唯熟练尔。", "question": "一百年以后，复仇者大部分去世，雷神会怎么回忆他们呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "圣斗士星矢~", "question": "无法不加抑扬就发音的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4239752"}
{"text": "特意为我准备的长脚虾。", "question": "请特意用它写一篇文章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5846069"}
{"text": "还是第一次给猫猫送过来的主人做绝育呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFlUX7Df71MMoZmlPiayRHStX90Yianf1oR1gVicaQCqMeqsrbuw9GXeMgA"}
{"text": "¥431马里奥赛车的新赛道充满生活感", "question": null, "star": 268, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp1qk4sy9oj60z91b0jx702"}
{"text": "为了在圣诞节之前不让孩子们发现，我得藏起来，但是不小心被发现了，于是赶紧装成人偶的样子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "611549"}
{"text": "PM2.5的源头来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4369906"}
{"text": "刚才的十字路口右转。", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "呐，把那水都喝了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1347830"}
{"text": "毕加索的作品", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6842066"}
{"text": "谢谢您来参加阿开米的祝贺新年演唱会，新年快乐哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4090437"}
{"text": "剛田武 translates to Gōtoku Masashi in Chinese.", "question": "请问能告诉我一些听起来很强的名字吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3386408"}
{"text": "在前桌坐下的瞬间抽掉椅子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbYdlHNOGyIcgyBykQCxFtKfnXU66x8xY31V7MLRn0IIAq1KLvsyjh7g"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者(^･ｪ･^)", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "贞子受宠若惊", "question": null, "star": 303, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gox5j6fbeyj60u60u0whm02"}
{"text": "名侦探柯南", "question": "名侦探柯南中常见的不会有人死亡的剧情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1582225"}
{"text": "只是支撑钢琴盖的简单工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrhc8Qp7VmNZ4p3XbmRYFsrshQKntBtgnB48REuwFQrQxq91uaEBDwPg"}
{"text": "我想尝一尝，但我舌头太敏感了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360498"}
{"text": "出门晾床单不知道为什么一堆人跟在后面走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QV60kNn8ibLzgPtwqic5pwXe2ut46NPXXj9SNBkKMRoNPfqVpEcIuZvckTcPLSwJJChpQ4MZMfqiasQ"}
{"text": "五分钟前就要拉肚子了，真的要命", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7086742"}
{"text": "思考的一休斋饭吃到毒蘑菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmjOLxDM41EgvPg3woTwJs1mzAF0RaxkaCfHP2xgGXrvvM1sSD0MNGmg"}
{"text": "机长在广播里说这个航班结束后就结婚，我全力阻止了他。", "question": null, "star": 1730, "type": "I2T", "image": "4927668"}
{"text": "过山车最低身高110厘米", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "你找作协？啊对，我是做鞋的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGZAu1xibtpRwvAKLOEx1dpbszEkSyoibWeIKAicwBFhYYvvS2g7vXuPdbw"}
{"text": "苏联笑话时间：一个人想投资美股，但是担心有风险。“如果美股崩了怎么办？”“放心，美联储会救市的。”“如果美联储不救怎么办？”“放心，美国 ZF 会逼着他救的。”“那如果美国 ZF 也崩了呢？”“先生，花这么点小钱就能换来这么大热闹的好事，您还有什么不满意的？”", "question": "为什么对于美股熔断，很多人表现得很兴奋，是我的错觉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "『我把你那个20块钱的小人玩具送你表弟了』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZ4ia1VDiasAAqia9kCDhkj9YdEr3Pia9U2tncicfVQ9IVE6e4LBx3icr9Oo0A"}
{"text": "那个蓝的太强了……我决定退出斯普拉塔隆了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6421732"}
{"text": "我们出去度蜜月，他居然天天窝在酒店打游戏？？？（黑人问号脸.jpg）减少另一半的抱怨，点击这里，让你打游戏的理由变得更正当！", "question": "广告 · 当「游戏寡妇」是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白式种吐槽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWImL6RM7ciaVusoMMjZYCDnOPsaWKyt0Eh3aFt3PhV4VF1m2ziaGhq7Hg"}
{"text": "因为你共情了宜修。这个剧里只有一个人觉得纯元不是好人，这个人是宜修。", "question": "为什么我觉得纯元不是一个好人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能用手擦了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4p7cbhh7gj30ci0elq42"}
{"text": "自己没带过什么奇葩的东西，只是求你们别再带熊孩子了。", "question": "到电影院的时候你带过什么稀奇古怪的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据说越南的十二生肖里也有猫。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2874793"}
{"text": "剪的窗花", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "终于知道过了保质期会怎样了", "question": null, "star": 285, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxfnk2wwu7j60zg1a010c02"}
{"text": "Apple watch", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0iacvDicaZlqTnrUrh4rZ1ib0sz91JvNn7pmc9bdO5ntLU34rjpuLXaxfA"}
{"text": "收到了火野正平的情书。", "question": "热内婆婆是恶魔般的女人，当我意识到的瞬间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7082011"}
{"text": "明明没开机却显示一个油腻大叔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5tpiqp6skj30ci0el0wb"}
{"text": "狮假狮威", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "将军说让我把屏风里的老虎放出来，我就真的把它放出来了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6880964"}
{"text": "大家都严格遵守洗手、戴口罩、消毒和保持距离的规定。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "高等学斧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tTbDVgYa09w7Qv2Hqk9pmEaP8d0ic4icohLfXs7xn3GkJ32h2CB16khtA"}
{"text": "我们需要吸引猫的注意力，好让圣诞老人能从烟囱溜进去", "question": null, "star": 135, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "读博士的压力多大我不知道，我只知道这些年关注的问题一直在变。。。PhD 第一年还没有 paper 的 idea 是怎样一种体验？博士已经两年了还没有发出文章，应该如何调整自己的心态以及研究思路？PhD 第三年还没有发 paper 是怎样一种体验？博士第四年没有发表一篇文章，还有没有坚持下去的动力？读博第五年毕业无望，退学？过来人给指点一二吧?博士第六年还没有发 paper 是一种什么样的体验？7 年 PhD 还没有毕业是怎样一番体验？读了八年博士是种什么样的体验？。。。最后是我的回答：有哪些读博读废了的案例？", "question": "读博压力有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，春太郎失败了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5664113"}
{"text": "放逐、流放、被驱逐", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4719769"}
{"text": "贬谪、流放", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 28, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "真后悔上厕所玩手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJbmWpaxrLj5wBibIgLoURFL5DMhjlpNxiceaG24elyb6cLvob0SXnQqQQ"}
{"text": "如果你有什么惊世骇俗，改变世界的 IDEA一定是你文献读得不够多", "question": "你在学术上最大的发现是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呦，以前的男人背着行李进京赶考，几千里全靠步行，都跟没事人一样，到了还能以文会友，精神抖擞，现在的男人怎么开车开个几千里，都这儿难受那儿难受，跟要他命一样以前的男人上山砍柴，爬过几座大山，背着百斤的柴都能脚下生风得跑回家，到家还能挑水种田，怎么现在的男人换个饮水机水桶都会闪了老腰，喘个半天才能缓过来以前的男人天天窝头啃着，萝卜吃着，没一点油水，偶尔还要饿肚子，都能健健康康，跟没事人一样，现在的男人天天大鱼大肉，营养均衡，还天天这不舒服那不舒服，今天状态不好，明天状态不好呵，这种抱怨我能接着说一天，敢情在你眼中，现代化啊文明啊讲究啊都得男人享用了，女的就得活得跟史前文明一样，不然就是矫情啊？", "question": "为什么以前女人生四五个娃都好像没什么事，现在女人生一个像大病一场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "兄弟，我是张麻子这件事，要替我永远保密", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OhyohgEzW8Cicst2Fky5Qxp5icr56HkB6HzxuuEAMIOLYbBkjrUZliaGjw"}
{"text": "想当人，不想当畜生。", "question": "为什么我觉得年轻人逐渐不认同狼性文化了呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你算那块小饼干？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuUoGWRWl7qzBXOm4icTQPYkicKs7xRv63h6gKYX3icuAiakNM5Y7YeSezOw"}
{"text": "糙米饭", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "放弃也是很重要的。", "question": "在海里遇到超大鲨鱼时，有些事情知道会很方便。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584484"}
{"text": "真的是我赢了 你看一眼吧", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "有人来给我掏耳朵吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5562766"}
{"text": "分界点是「我错了」。", "question": "科学和迷信的分界点是哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家好！是我！他是蝙蝠！我撑不下去了！那就这样吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6690637"}
{"text": "中奖了一年的礼券！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313048"}
{"text": "出人头地又长出人头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPW9ib34C6IhYnuHvzcD2aPqR65nbanmiaxUFMdf8CXKvtK9okVpcZS17A"}
{"text": "狠狠地搜索确实是在室内。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3433839"}
{"text": "你和那个巴黎时装模特儿长得很像，看，她在做网购哦，好像叫安什么的。", "question": "被人夸赞但完全不开心的客套话，请说一下。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6459779"}
{"text": "刚才拉的大便...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2919412"}
{"text": "在这附近你没看到一个穿着白色帽子的人吗？", "question": null, "star": 83, "type": "I2T", "image": "7232534"}
{"text": "虽然不太明白，但是看起来你很喜欢夸我啊。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "失去的发夹的反击。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5721868"}
{"text": "木偶", "question": "简单地解释一下金正恩。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3005150"}
{"text": "南半球的生活一定很辛苦吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx4R1KSKeDZKSsVDlIiaFX0scVYIE6BlxLBl6cMibCrib7ibISqgugVguhic7A"}
{"text": "超级玛丽", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290384"}
{"text": "「你找隔壁的？昨天搬走了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edr2aay675j20at0bljs1"}
{"text": "允许随时下车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr5lxdpbj20u012pgoc"}
{"text": "独自看完恐怖片后躺在床上的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamiayRREic1n7Gz86TNmEibdjVJIOrGibQgef4wVKtrdULoI7R7iarXmdGPMA"}
{"text": "站在加油站踩着煤气罐。", "question": "什么时候抽烟对健康危害最大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我带来了竹轮！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3951257"}
{"text": "还没烤熟就推荐飞天遁地，导致很多顾客肚子疼。", "question": "AKB48的成员好像在经营一家烤肉店。", "star": 571, "type": "T2T", "image": "3658834"}
{"text": "你在节食吗？加油，我在支持你！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1220138"}
{"text": "我的手办怎么等比例放大了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "你好，这是广播通知。", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "星辰赠礼", "question": "我明天是生日，准确地说，是出生的纪念日。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548085"}
{"text": "全权交给我。", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "在烟火大会上喝醉了，爽！", "question": "我在晚上喝了早晨的酒。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367891"}
{"text": "球P上去时没有注意我眼睛的方向", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "NHK:六级地震，震感强烈；TBS：六级地震，震感强烈；日视电视台：六级地震，震感强烈；富士电视台：六级地震，震感强烈；朝日电视台：六级地震，震感强烈；东京电视台：请看这只巨大的猫咪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7npn3jjagj60zq1j9nak02"}
{"text": "过年在老家。「我这么大了，真不好意思再收红包了！」「没事，你还在读书，还没挣钱呢！」", "question": "哪个瞬间让你突然觉得读书真有用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隐形眼镜总是带不准", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmmL57fOnSUbpUOcX7TVMSntIlbV9wo1J0vcWVneRhM1vLxzy3BJYrFw"}
{"text": "这就是凶手的作案动机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0LsWK13YibfxEHXyaCGNSOaYO2zyH3jsnahUTgz2oIaPOJTh8zr2icNgA"}
{"text": "附带中毒伤害", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0r2baiaHTgseuDX4kwUyA6VgVTtrpxhSxv9ggZuGDXzYJ7xJTMt2T4ibg"}
{"text": "落枕了", "question": null, "star": 507, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gijfllmkyfj612q162k1m02"}
{"text": "毕业合影嘛，就是要展现出自己最青春靓丽的一面！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9riaRnJnBcjR21DGUvQeFiaLVLlMiaGBWPQcZPAaBImhFTaicv0FJC6zZpGng"}
{"text": "你说这个谁懂啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "从未有过成就感。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "老境凄惨不会因为没有孩子，而会是因为穷。记住这一点，下一题。", "question": "那些当初不生孩子，现在四五十岁的人怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抢着结帐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibl64O7rvXJzWYOicddfX8rPIVPB01qzM8uL33ErH4zVHINvVYGjKPdZw"}
{"text": "站军姿的时候有人拉了坨粑粑", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "油漆未干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYricZP3bgbKCC0va5YIdeKF5HAiaOC5MCzNYw1cevMmk7NuMibAsDCro9dQ"}
{"text": "欢迎光临。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379118"}
{"text": "摄影师：“现在我要你在这个房间里撒尿。”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6089027"}
{"text": "洗澡时外卖到了", "question": null, "star": 293, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdbvh5lsu0j61401hcn4h02"}
{"text": "当你在开车取餐窗口把最后一份嫩牛五方买走", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "演说到一半开始了说唱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgo5fh03qzj30ci0eljv5"}
{"text": "明天会用红花编发带展示！加油！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142868"}
{"text": "真人真事，昨天去健身房，跑步五公里热身完之后去上动感单车课，大汗淋漓出来后在那练器械，然后过来一个小教练纠正我的动作，毕竟是健身小白于是悉心接受努力锻炼，然后和小教练聊了会天，然后，高能预警！他给我看手机里一张照片，一个美女，前凸后翘要哪有哪，身材好到爆，然后教练让我猜这是谁，我心想可能是他女票吧，但又不敢猜，我说这让我往哪猜呀猜不出来，心里觉得是他女票，小教练不死心一个劲让我猜，我看着图片上这个前凸后翘胸又大的美女小姐姐实在猜不出来，而正当我苦恼之际教练突然拍我脑门喊了一句：「这是未来的你！哈哈哈哈！」剩我一脸懵逼的风中凌乱。", "question": "健身房有哪些奇葩逗逼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用一万元买了价值一百元的东西，找回了九张一千元的零钱。", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "怎么买单时只剩下四人？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4ayuhbkwuj30ci0el42v"}
{"text": "大学同学玩 CF，输入密码之后去卫生间洗衣服，衣服洗完回来差不多就能进服务器列表了。", "question": "电脑究竟能卡到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拜雍正，专治八阿哥。", "question": "祈求代码不出 bug 该拜哪个神仙？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沈从文，他在 1934 年就用汉语写了一本书叫 biancheng。", "question": "程序员要供祖师爷的话该供谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Goodbye World", "question": "作为一个程序员，你希望用什么作为你的墓志铭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公司年会上大家兴致勃勃地玩起了千年杀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQCqklovyTkFw6xXccMHKStUQZpxpeIO521ibVZtkmYKRtMiaMSy6ewHXg"}
{"text": "不倒翁倒了。", "question": "在监控摄像头前面不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6640683"}
{"text": "戴森V12", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "固定资产税", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "嗯——，嗯——，这时候说什么来着？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337224"}
{"text": "临时卫生间比想象的要小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9K7c5Mfiaj7aSDhQcppFGBn8p1NloWXF9krXXIEy8GIA0aRjHalLXnnibw"}
{"text": "关灯。", "question": "把小组名字改得有点土气。", "star": 383, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376449"}
{"text": "儿子，上次电影网站我忘记了，我查查网站浏览记录……", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "爸爸，你要当孙子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8oneUQibF1V6DZRXUpDgfmgEt8vcHyzpGselwbBXUFhNpMZib2y7vgV7w"}
{"text": "谷歌先生告诉我的。", "question": "兰发现新一是柯南的真正身份的决心是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5224289"}
{"text": "咱们不妨大胆的假设，你长得并不帅", "question": "我长得帅为什么别人就看不出来呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想要红色的！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368270"}
{"text": "福瑞控觉得很赞！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "爷爷的遗嘱。", "question": "谁听那个广播节目啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7111220"}
{"text": "你们现在应该做的就是，只管赢，赢，一定要赢！不只是想赢，必须要赢！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4857286"}
{"text": "哎，我已经对你厌倦了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7239670"}
{"text": "被跟踪的犯罪嫌疑人突然一回头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eawdxmsbp6j20au0cuwfd"}
{"text": "都说了不要放芥末的·", "question": null, "star": 129, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h64003sh8uj60u0140q8n02"}
{"text": "你在说什么呢？这不是明摆着的吗？", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "面包超人求婚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKX5lSxYasuCl8uBk3Q3ngNGadft7Pz9MdpSEm336LVCd6aib4NzMMPWQ"}
{"text": "我想看到那两个家伙的笑脸嘛……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h201ytxgg3j30ci0elwhh"}
{"text": "你也得背负十字架吗？！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3475660"}
{"text": "本月的杂志附录包括合格的申请书和税务信息。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366901"}
{"text": "会用掉 800 字节的流量。", "question": "每天给一个女孩子发早安晚安，坚持一百天之后会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到我刷马桶的牙刷了么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9ThBuicMMLXERAvbtD5ialZ6CA3QQCiaXgFQLECVicKWEnicJ6erjpUNvz8Uw"}
{"text": "形成这样认识的主要原因可能是 70 年代以后的科技知识不是考试重点。", "question": "人类的科技从 1970 年代至今没有巨大的进步吗？为什么感觉重大的技术革命都发生在 70 年代之前？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用北国的旋律唱响。", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "点P的本质几乎就要被掌握了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6895147"}
{"text": "此路段有UFO出没", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaLGlYEkrgAK2LiaOdZ2ibH4uyDmQ2fNgDgia9wC9MVEl9KAiaJ9oXcaEhhg"}
{"text": "他说让我拿着，我就拿着带来了，但也许是个错误。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5953422"}
{"text": "老老老老老祖宗，酸不拉几的野果子吃得反胃，天天盯着远处的羚羊流口水。一咬牙翻身下树，开始练习直立行走。经过四百万年，后代终于能坐在排档前，“幺妹，十个肉串十个肉筋！”你不让人吃肉，怎么对得起那只猴。", "question": "该不该放任喜欢吃肉的胖男友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在游戏会上，那个扮演树木角色的人最显眼。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6787640"}
{"text": "小的时候我也不明白，为什么同样是孙悟空和唐僧，有的说普通话，有的说粤语，他们不是都是从东土大唐来的吗？还是说一个来自于首都，一个来自于特区？", "question": "为什么漫威电影宇宙中全宇宙都讲英文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她们看着别人，实际上自己正在被别人看，却不知道。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6770855"}
{"text": "野比的 Nobita 和刚田的 Takeshi 是朋友。", "question": "说些长话短说的事情吧。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6724352"}
{"text": "那一天，汪汪终于回想起了被喵喵支配的恐惧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnm77uj8s2j30ci0eldmt"}
{"text": "大 脚 开 球", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "节子你看！美丽的萤火虫哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq67p7vu0cj30ci0elqc4"}
{"text": "我用中国的日历，想着明天是休假，结果居然是工作日。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "半夜在客厅看AV被起夜的老妈撞见时的随机应变", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1ej23m4mk3cj20b10co3zv"}
{"text": "因为没钱点菜，只好靠偷瞄邻桌的小咸菜把面吃完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBpmIng5eU31h6quMX7Se0yzq72t5blIZA64wu2CrtakF4B7hZ26wicGA"}
{"text": "欧美的品味搞不懂……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5574414"}
{"text": "发现了水母", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFCCickF2iaqib3N05oXZtMqaovWibWVdT9026DcQicMbbkWVAJxRgpnBs7shw"}
{"text": "第一次跳跃失败了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3053595"}
{"text": "哎呀！", "question": "用七个字让他想象出来。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993962"}
{"text": "储蓄", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "没收到礼物的小朋友不要着急，圣诞老人们还在集中隔离", "question": null, "star": 244, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxqh26eywyj60w81ccgvn02"}
{"text": "我一个朋友法医。给别人拍照从来不说话就咔嚓咔嚓拍了。我们说你倒是数个 123 我们也好准备一下表情啊，她每次都是一脸抱歉「不好意思、不好意思、工作习惯了！」下次拍照依旧是咔嚓咔嚓.……背后冷飕飕……", "question": "各行各业的人在非工作时间会有怎样的「职业习惯」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "hail hydra", "question": null, "star": 156, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "网红", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "儿子居然拉出了方形便便", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "我……我才没中暑！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyzUVBDHIrDg3HANUuYlGqMRto2GkdS7vaUYEhZ3eKiaDX1Vibbia29h2Sw"}
{"text": "文革毁了太阳系。", "question": "《三体》到底讲述了一个怎样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烤火技能讲座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQf6cCha2x53v3NDY812LG8xxJTMvcAczMSng9wqUvTR1pPaPEWbQjZg"}
{"text": "最近朋友的状态很奇怪。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "3910610"}
{"text": "如果当时你给我买防水的眼线笔我也就不会打你了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8baRywXIE2sH5PCPgFgiciaPhGjRETB9vMCS0j6yw3aLQQQKseRNe3BMQ"}
{"text": "多啦A梦在玩石头剪刀布！石头剪刀布丢飞镖！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6493901"}
{"text": "当吃饭时你还在玩积木并且妈妈叫了你好几次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSfESoU3zib55iclbgYb7Ugnztr6vHX4M6pkmttlxFbelASUT6OPxaO85A"}
{"text": "出木杉的视线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblS6MSf3jLuvsTYlziaTAwey1gcCabAKCOUx26B8h5bQJibcPPrzHP68rEQ"}
{"text": "并不是对空姐提出的奇奇怪怪的要求，就是坐飞机的一个比较好玩的事。有一次出差，头一天晚上打了半宿的麻将，第二天感觉要升仙了。上飞机的时候，空姐可能看我一脸迷茫觉得我找不到自己的位置，于是——“先生您好，请问您是哪个座？”我可能也是没睡醒，愣了一下，“射手座……？”我明显看到空姐脸部肌肉不自然的抽动了一下……", "question": "你对空姐提出过最奇怪的要求是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高志，有个重要的事情要和你说，坐下吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1735133"}
{"text": "你好吉吉本想等客人走了再下去吃饭，等了一个小时下楼发现都在等你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfB9kBnCOeQYoFVFlO2Xty2Ix9IciaxnvtCWAXxmYpGRA5jGhOLibicgrIsQ"}
{"text": "别再说什么「生下来」这种话了啦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl7gb02frvj30ci0elaf6"}
{"text": "我正在散步呢！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5909622"}
{"text": "问他喜欢我哪里他发过来的图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfgh8frwljj211515m7bp"}
{"text": "白桃出来了...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4397071"}
{"text": "还差4个就到600颗星了，这是新手的细致乐趣之一。", "question": "新年里最开心的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2541570"}
{"text": "鬼魂出现在工匠的店里。", "question": "我购房的首日就发现了最糟糕的事实。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6110841"}
{"text": "有研究表明，跑一次马拉松，寿命平均减少 2-5 个小时。当然，随着人类的不断进化以及更科学的训练，有可能以后减少的寿命会缩短到 2 个小时以内。", "question": "朋友说马拉松是慢性自杀，靠谱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十年没见的老朋友说：“这是我现在工作中常用的，很好用哦。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6357864"}
{"text": "啊，熊居住的家。", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "紧急出口的小人儿自己先跑了", "question": null, "star": 608, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj1z39wrz2j60pz0yn40y02"}
{"text": "四十年过去了，芭蕉扇的魅力丝毫没有减弱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2851027"}
{"text": "小心！对面会扯掉你一半连衣裙！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "试着煮一锅饭吧。", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "这是未加工的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3687427"}
{"text": "不给饭钱的父母。", "question": "缴税的人比较聪明。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4944554"}
{"text": "我会展示给你看黄色的新大陆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835594"}
{"text": "30岁，是1年B组的副班主任.", "question": null, "star": 542, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk1r9q9391j60v518sjy502"}
{"text": "又被静香捉弄了，看到大雄的感想。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4796487"}
{"text": "与其纠结少一个肾会不会影响未来的体力劳动。倒不如想一想少一个大伯会不会过得更开心。", "question": "大伯一直求我给他家儿子捐肾，少一个肾真的不会影响未来的体力劳动么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这么大的吗？可没听说过啊！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hge2muw3b4j30ci0el434"}
{"text": "这是可以随便吃的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "正在往上游的时候，突然退潮了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXT4SsQo7mf4wnlVIk4j3eKibkQvE1KTKD3S6D7PkliaG2IHsZhQsKRBf8w"}
{"text": "情人节早上的情绪异常高涨。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3519023"}
{"text": "噗嗤", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6017186"}
{"text": "兔子，兔子！看什么呢？跳起来吧！十五的夜晚看着月亮跳起来吧！今天晚上，和我一起欣赏满月，边喝着小酒边吃个月饼怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "6781017"}
{"text": "德国总理在联大会议上发言。五分钟过去了，还是没人开始翻译。台下代表举手：翻译呢？翻译：我在。代表：那你为什么不说话？翻译：我在等动词。", "question": "有哪些关于德国的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大胃王还好吧，最可耻的粮食浪费是吃饱了去跑步，看起来复杂，其实就是燃烧粮食，浪费时间。", "question": "媒体批评大胃王吃播秀行为造成粮食浪费，如何看待类似大胃王假吃催吐等直播行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他没想到女友的飞吻被我截胡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeot8yy1dfkujdcXboF3zzejHOIJFyxiaAaZ83BBibY8yF1EF7xib1XN5R6Kg"}
{"text": "A：就是那个东西啊，带来了吗？B：嘿！来一条金枪鱼！A：是这样啊，B：嘿！来一条金枪鱼！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3409383"}
{"text": "骗人(うっそ)也可以，哎呀哎呀也可以，但是什么啊就不好了！", "question": "勉强能接受的凑合。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496242"}
{"text": "明明已经提前咬断了闹钟的电线怎么还是会响", "question": null, "star": 145, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "南村群童欺我老无力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaxoLH9z4Ep62d4bAd5E5SzNtveyhja9gcVu7yFscFOVchMZr37n7ruQ"}
{"text": "老鼠鼠标电脑鼠标，我不是鼠标哦。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177531"}
{"text": "05 年我在一个乡政府工作，你猜村村通工程我乡用了多久时间搞定？五分钟！你没看错五分钟！领导开会落实村村通，大家因为资金政策等等问题正在焦头烂额之时，当时的党委书记一拍脑袋说「直接并村不就完了吗？」是的！十几个村子合并成六个，立马就村村通了！这操作不止骚，还贱！当然也有那个时候的客观原因。", "question": "你的领导都有那些骚操作，让你不得不佩服你的领导？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看什么看，没见过这么大的撤硕吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "哇！幸好没看到！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6441379"}
{"text": "给你这个，别再乱来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191803"}
{"text": "营养", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 834, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "一边说着“我……我怎么可能赢呢一边打入了决赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TOObHsQetiaWTEiameY542U2QU597iaYU5xE2iab1ZVpSQLUqPgbiccarhWg"}
{"text": "选择你的召唤兽", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "虽然课长变成狗已经一年了，但我们的工作进度一点儿都没受影响", "question": null, "star": 836, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtjywqie0wj615o15o7bj02"}
{"text": "面子上的涂抹", "question": "这本涂色书一发售就出现了问题，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5702369"}
{"text": "不和安倍混在一起吗？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "2587482"}
{"text": "没见过，但应该是草帽一伙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235499"}
{"text": "生日快乐", "question": null, "star": 143, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtgja8sp8gj612n192jxz02"}
{"text": "学校评比最美学生，要求每个学生上交一张照片，学校会把照片会贴到布告栏里展示后投票。我就把我照的大头照交上去了，深邃的眼神加剪刀手，温柔之中还带有一丝倔强。后来去看布告栏才发现，大家交的都是帮爸妈洗脚做家务，去敬老院打扫卫生之类的照片。我那张大头照在里面熠熠生辉光芒万丈。", "question": "你见过最美的高中女生是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请找出伪装成椅子的外星人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "就睡了一觉，结果成了光头。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207421"}
{"text": "为什么没有人靠近我呢？是不是蹲下来等我很恐怖？虽然不能像盖尔那样踢出夏天的盐水飞踢（笑）。", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "6913097"}
{"text": "好在我和他都挺享受", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2ic6P0wo8GWpcbc3uJF1TXVJbEGBO2LXUbL7wLCbGicYQYK21BpIYLRoOQ"}
{"text": "怕卖炭翁吃醋。", "question": "为什么白居易写了《琵琶行》却不娶琵琶女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厂熟睡叛变，投敌！倒不如说是发现了新大陆推网友感憾自己的花火電球真是买对了t高尽在", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr1uvtjpuaj30ku6gi1kx"}
{"text": "哇哦！", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "同时按住Ctr和C的工具", "question": null, "star": 435, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpwcexq30ej61c51s6jym02"}
{"text": "某能源行业，曾经有人把钻井坐标搞错了= =X 坐标和 Y 坐标搞反了，等发现的时候已经打了 1000 多米了。", "question": "工作中，你捅过多大的娄子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次别再跟前任的男朋发握手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHkWOqFykCsibCtglibPYCamhhzaZog6oL79MThK6ltPD5iaMR87vG2hH7w"}
{"text": "自恋地说完「魔镜啊魔镜，谁是世界上最可爱的女孩？」之后隔壁房间传来弟弟的声音『反正不是你啦！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnl4udmrgoj30ci0el42u"}
{"text": "喂...不要紧张，嘉千和京都在的。我谁都不想交往。", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 30, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "I=F5", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "绝育手术后的一周每天都用这样的姿势看你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mkvsSv5FlI8HxFNPQOj65pEh9z3v0z6BTAjTzKQe7DJwkgCuh5zILKbg"}
{"text": "有一次相亲，对方各方面都挺好的，约好下次再见面。下次见面时，恰逢七夕，压马路时那位男士就买了一束玫瑰花送我，本来没什么，但当时本人鬼迷心窍，心想刚第二次见面就让他送花成功，有点进度过快，推说自己花粉过敏不能离花太近。后来就没有后来了，那位男士再没约我，偶尔微信朋友圈里礼貌留言而已了。直到有一次，跟同学说起这事，同学说，你知道为啥人家不再联系你了吗？因为你不让人送花的理由太 low 了，花粉过敏是对乔木，就是大树的风媒粉过敏，玫瑰花的花粉是虫媒粉，靠小蜜蜂运送的，太沉飘不到空中。推说花粉过敏不仅显示了你的态度，更多暴露了你的知识水平。没错，我们都是学医的。", "question": "没文化有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麻薯。", "question": "向一个完全不了解宝可梦的人解释什么是精灵球。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792653"}
{"text": "大家注意！", "question": "相扑比赛在雪中进行，只有术语和人声。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5810279"}
{"text": "用精灵球把对面守门员捕获了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QD5swXIBVrickWMAg505ibE3BGREicqKfgQaaiaNEZqEnQTn5VBn72BeibdZY2rPvRspvMb8a0OhuHegg"}
{"text": "今天的自动售货机巡查成果。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998132"}
{"text": "没关系，一分钟已经很久了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "等不急明天约会了我要让地球快点转", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghloqu37h5j21161167e1"}
{"text": "妈，我们同学走了你再骂啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibXRkVRGA01rds0MRyOzJnj9t4De7ZsibHHLZV62L8BJOic6DrCmO5eABw"}
{"text": "名字叫「f**k」的基因……你们听说过么……通常来讲，生物学家们在命名一个新基因的名字时，都还是蛮正经的，比如答主本人做的 N6- 甲基腺苷酸去甲基酶（N6-MethylAdenosine Demethylase），明明可以命名为 NMAD，最后理智还是战胜了自己，没有干这么中二的事。但是呢，这并不妨碍特定的条件下，大家用基因名来表达自己恶趣味的目的（当然主要还是无奈……）比如：满满的都是恶意的……墨角藻糖激酶基因。墨角藻糖的英文是 fuculose，然后激酶是 kinase，所以墨角藻糖激酶叫做 fulucokinase，简称……fucK真不是我瞎编的，你看 ncbi（fucK L-fuculokinase [Escherichia coli str. K-12 substr. MG1655]）而对于汉语使用者来说，脑补功力也是很重要的，所以……同理，我们在 ncbi 上还可以找到植物的CAO 基因（CAO chloroplast signal recognition particle component (CAO) [Arabidopsis thaliana (thale cress)]）果蝇的nmd 基因（nmd no mitochondrial derivative [Drosophila melanogaster (fruit fly)]）哺乳动物的GAN 基因（GAN gigaxonin [Homo sapiens (human)]）粟酒裂殖酵母的wtf 基因（wtf1到wtf25）（wtf - Gene - NCBI）等等等等……大家在 NCBI 上搜 cmn、omg 之类都会有所发现唔……", "question": "有哪些听起来很厉害的专业术语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靠近点！观察一下！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6858111"}
{"text": "什么！隔着帽子贴创可贴没用吗？", "question": null, "star": 1056, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmrsl8uvpsj6119119dl002"}
{"text": "分配父亲的遗产时发现只有夜总会的名片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmjmtlxzysj30ci0eltho"}
{"text": "当你试着把扫帚靠在墙边时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMD3AfbSnRgvIZibHyicwiav3kcWQMPk9dPCqhYR8Yicsff2yVFoYSuSlP0w"}
{"text": "由于实验对象的类型，不提供更衣室。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3158529"}
{"text": "我现在正在写新作品。", "question": "请编一个关于森鸥外的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387987"}
{"text": "通过尸检初步断定是撑死的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3u5xhiaBNPaxO1aAkZqC5mJpYdq0UH5VBc57EU0ialqIZul50FkAH16rZw"}
{"text": "物理方式的催眠师", "question": null, "star": 216, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmapp4matyj611h12b7bj02"}
{"text": "在我老家，写这种文章的人会被打死。", "question": "如何评价《在我老家，女人小孩不上桌的家庭更兴旺》这篇文章？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "平凡", "question": "有哪些一开始觉得离自己很遥远的事，真的发生在自己身上时会感到措手不及？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "背下了视力表却发现看不见棍子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suo2EcKME2MCRtr6pwtkgbU1J1YYhrWLicMR4KtSdCclWmM8OptaLm9ia0g"}
{"text": "放开怀抱，张开双手，对丧尸说：来了就是深圳人，来了就当义工～～", "question": "如果深圳爆发丧尸病毒，逃跑路线是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做你害怕做的事情。然后你会发现，不过如此。", "question": "你有什么相见恨晚的知识想推荐给年轻人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烙饼制作讲师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZ6bliczopCo1csl1DPm3DreH8Cw9hvMsH5CkkU2HjH2Wc1JTshLPmJ8g"}
{"text": "听说你中彩票了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367056"}
{"text": "因为伤心的人别听慢歌因为慢慢，慢慢没有感觉因为牛仔很忙的因为速度七十迈，心情是自由自在因为沉默加速度是我的脚步平安简单生活告诉你，为什么 rap 要唱那么快？", "question": "广告 · 为什么 rap 要唱那么快？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他在不利的情况下，立即把咕咕糖加载改为了11段规则，并以此将他击败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2612210"}
{"text": "搓澡师傅清理一天的收获", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uiaqf4CmZiaVWGkdGfGkXfuiahZ1owee0icg3EtsDKsVicA5icLdoHdGvBBJA"}
{"text": "你不理解捆绑的艺术，不代表螃蟹不理解。", "question": "螃蟹被五花大绑的活活蒸死，人类为了口腹之欲而残忍如此，第一个吃螃蟹的人真的值得称赞么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在考试结束还有两分钟的时候，我发现了试卷的反面。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7148595"}
{"text": "如果想知道的话，给我一百万", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibibiaUTJDrX5OicTVKfcc0Eo2O2oklueQO1V2ZVrZ1uLMViaNYmMbw5CWk1g"}
{"text": "用手摸一下就知道了，是猪肉粒嘛！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6851088"}
{"text": "快该睡觉了。", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "你们都别跟我比，一早上睡起来发现前老板拿了今年的诺贝尔物理学奖是怎样的体验……", "question": "你觉得你离诺贝尔奖最近的一刻是什么时候？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世界上最慢的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaISZ12XXtkKXIRATiaNtGMK7tZzeG6zRu3nia4qRsxdGibe8ecmgrZBGN0g"}
{"text": "弗利萨的气焰又变强了...再过一会儿就恢复了。大家都等着我。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2415584"}
{"text": "托您的福，我们魔法部已经开始加班了呢。", "question": "为什么魔法部不利用活点地图的原理监控全魔法界的巫师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您能把题目写在下面吗？", "question": "我的恐高程度达到了100级。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2852027"}
{"text": "切！你小子就算摘下面罩也不是我对……老老老老婆！！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxdldnnoswj30ci0el77a"}
{"text": "23支箭容易断，那么24支箭……哦豁……那么25支箭……哦豁……那么26支……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go1886nh8zj30ci0elwng"}
{"text": "给勇者乱取名后每次触发的场景都毁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0hq9fgfc6j30ci0eljuk"}
{"text": "嘿 Siri，我回应了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7002872"}
{"text": "这家旅店有幽灵，我要再住一晚。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aYIGDOJzyxibWk1J4yJ0COvMC4k8eK2QZHhem1gEhlMXYFsAX3IcnibYTg"}
{"text": "无视牌子买洗发水。", "question": "哪些事情是男生可以轻易做到而女生却不行的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看我干嘛，看黑板呀！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "饿灵骑士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib4nIDS4DSJXe9ABpMWJqrvHhFW0auiby82teBpDLp0yZicFhmfQlk6eng"}
{"text": "着火了啊啊啊！并用灭火器喷射。", "question": "电梯开了，如果有一对相貌平平的夫妇在里面做些不雅的事情，你会怎么做？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6914281"}
{"text": "好，让我们挥去烦恼吧。（什么？这么难吗）咕噜咕噜。", "question": null, "star": 78, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486296"}
{"text": "猿猿相爆何时了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQqkkeHiatcUUvHre1bJ4Yp6ib3vJwk9TFlsQHt9eZVKu9Kl333bpHeQ7g"}
{"text": "当你只是想在小组任务中摸鱼但队友非常认真", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "寻找打反击的机会。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3428336"}
{"text": "我们做到了(笑了)。", "question": "尽情发挥，修改标题。", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "7170540"}
{"text": "假面骑士", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "我敬你是条汉子", "question": "女生问“你为什么对我这么好”，男生怎么回答比较靠谱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一句话幽默：哈雷彗星", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4208047"}
{"text": "连究竟是两个还是三个都分不清", "question": null, "star": 174, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvrlg00tx0j611112bn3u02"}
{"text": "原以为是标准语，其实是方言。", "question": "后来才知道的惊人的事实。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4536341"}
{"text": "我刚刚教他那个冷笑话开始好笑了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388301"}
{"text": "金田一  俺想你", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "通过标志重捕法诸葛亮发现巴蜀盛产孟获。", "question": "有哪些学术性强的笑话/段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真实抢椅子游戏", "question": "在一家非常欢乐的公司里，正进行着这样的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2577762"}
{"text": "嘘！？你竟然避开我了？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3242585"}
{"text": "过完暑假老爸把我送回学校", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWeA80ibLJzSKoYOZJIqLjgk2A5ULZ6BZpfanObNdiaeMQLpJgTkppdF7A"}
{"text": "东京奥运会确定举办，但推迟了一年。", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "前女友相继登场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gurmo393skj60ci0elq5r02"}
{"text": "为什么只对雄性有兴趣，不能留下后代。", "question": "三冠马或许会出现吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5707123"}
{"text": "熟练掌握老年驾驶技巧", "question": null, "star": 555, "type": "I2T", "image": "4852756"}
{"text": "在我的人生经历中总是遇到这样的问题：为什么有些女孩子不愿意接受「我的女朋友」的身份，却总是提出在我看来「我的女朋友」才可以提出的要求。后来我想明白了，我是个好人。", "question": "发现追你的男生同时在追别人，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻冠军", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389088"}
{"text": "充气垫忘了带啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQBibNic6Q7uXGzyKUxDBibiaPUmj935RrBh5ZsibbrNx8Dg5ibtMvGFPxGYFQ"}
{"text": "在慢跑时经常被误认为是可疑人物。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1235133"}
{"text": "PEAPE头发被车窗夹住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6wqEm8bl1a1sldrpghgcs16ZffyIoo3qslyUeOcicd4uMDGhb8MkuAGA"}
{"text": "奶奶和爷爷在睡觉。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6407463"}
{"text": "好的，直到大家都安静下来，老师的眉毛连成了一条线。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6672888"}
{"text": "都已经那么大费周章地打扮成妖怪了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1394317"}
{"text": "i'm stuck,stepfather", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "“大葱烧肉好吃吗？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7014152"}
{"text": "这个兽医好可怕啊——呜呜呜——哎呀，温度计掉了……", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3861994"}
{"text": "“以上为错误示范”", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "支付方式只有刷脸支付", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "你叫了我吗？你叫我了，你叫我了。", "question": "别叫了，回去吧。", "star": 68, "type": "T2T", "image": "7324787"}
{"text": "哥哥，好像昨晚发生了许多事，所以请你安静一点/好的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6066373"}
{"text": "Mac还在用着，怎么已经更新到Windows 10了？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2264666"}
{"text": "刚好够买一个存钱罐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8mIyHZIy0dO4xo8hqRC4Cy7zKopPIBkxsTxvWGKg9oqCkBYhZ6q0VFg"}
{"text": "敌军还有五秒到达战场", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "这次的事情就拜托了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibZmR6AOX9St6gBriaiaVCkwfrYmQA6s4SdRDxn0jiag6GqTC6JUxxVm2SQ"}
{"text": "只睡了三小时然后打起精神去上班上课的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BVPWZtax3oSVDaUP1YHQUVoIHwGPMYNY7zFL2lAMP7sd9UicVek2r2Dw"}
{"text": "还不够疯呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865661"}
{"text": "老师要收一份你从来没听说过的作业", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLJBRPnMZWbWnD65P1LsHoFFpe4koaGcN7M5xQwgmmw4T2eZrN8uP2HQ"}
{"text": "我会醒。", "question": "吃早饭时你爸爸突然告诉你其实你们家有300亿，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师猜你画的是y=-Isinx", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20nl63RyNwlhFQiaY2ib7ibibIAmfmlvP3EiboddNl1hCrwQq7EB6uhDqvbIQ"}
{"text": "所以别以为长高了就可以用手指老爸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy51ond2lij30ci0eljuc"}
{"text": "珍珠奶茶", "question": "最近不太想看到的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5353427"}
{"text": "BlackLivesMatter", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "一千只小鸟数完左右，就不能再睡觉了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3828249"}
{"text": "我记不得许多名字……玄德来到庄前，下马亲叩柴门。一童子出问，玄德曰：「汉左将军宜城亭侯领豫州牧皇叔刘备特来拜见先生。」童子曰：「我记不得许多名字。」", "question": "《三国演义》里有哪些细思笑爆的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么不拿吸管来？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr5b7crv25j30ci0eldmr"}
{"text": "附近的警察，这个人就是他/她。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4122559"}
{"text": "今儿这罐头咋吃着头疼呢？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "两个人来到连接彼此的海边相遇。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2498166"}
{"text": "如果借的钱还不清怎么办呢？那只能去岛上工作了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097051"}
{"text": "这是什么？当然啦，卡拉OK！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4448546"}
{"text": "「她可传统了，二十四岁还没谈过男朋友。」传统的姑娘在十六岁都当娘了好吗。", "question": "有哪些伪传统？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "王勃的《滕王阁序》里面有一句「潦水尽而寒潭清，烟光凝而暮山紫」写得那叫一个好，语文老师带着我们鉴赏。问：「为什么会出现这样朦胧的烟光和紫色的山？」全班一片寂静，懵逼了。老师只好点了男生起来。男生起来犹豫了一下说：「可能是因为太阳照在山上……」老师满意地点点头，下一句直接没一口老血喷出来。「是丁达尔效应吧……」", "question": "你觉得文科和理科的本质区别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1.普通：\"天凉了，让王氏破产吧。\"东北：\"我寻思老王家也憋整了呗，拉倒得了。\"2.普通：\"女人，你成功吸引了我的注意力。\"东北：\"这小老妹儿…挺带劲儿啊。\"3.普通：\"女人，你只能属于我，背叛我，这个下场你应该知道的。\"东北：\"那里有头蒜，你自己扒着玩儿。\"4.普通：\"很可惜，你不是我的对手。\"东北：\"懒得削你。\"5.普通：\"阿尔卑斯山的雪，空运过来做的冰淇淋，可惜过了五分钟，不能吃了。\"东北：\"你这大板不行啊。\"6.普通：\"时乙戌，我的公司横跨亚洲，每一分钟都有上亿的流水，你这么写我，恐怕是觉得自己活得太长了。\"东北：\"这孙子逼叨啥呢？\"综上所述，六十集的电视剧十五集就拍完了，剩下四十五集全出字幕，和大哥用折叠椅爆锤反派的 WWE 集锦。", "question": "为什么没人写东北人是霸道总裁的小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果不看NHK的话，就可以不交收视费了。", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "他们都陪我一起下跪道歉了，你就原谅我吧～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evxm78b2eoj20aj0d10ve"}
{"text": "待会儿清扫起来可就费劲了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8mcmrgsxcj20ew0e9jwm"}
{"text": "好的，上坡启动时要先踩刹车！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6996562"}
{"text": "耳 = 嗅觉", "question": "举个越变越大就越麻烦的东西的例子。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306010"}
{"text": "田中的作文《我的爸爸》一开头就神展开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5i5qa6ce6j30ci0elwfn"}
{"text": "史密斯夫妇剧组的激光特效员工今天请病假", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "建议同时谈二十个男朋友，然后统一环境统一条件下同时测试，控制变量嘛！这才是科学方法。要不然你怎么知道你男朋友表现比别人都差呢？于是就出现了一个悖论：你如果不同时脚踏多只船，你这个测试就有问题呀！如果你脚踏多只船，那你有资格测试别人忠诚不忠诚？？？", "question": "用小号测试男朋友，他上当了。我提出分手他哭了，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说实话。我伤透了心。今年 6 月份我结婚的时候。我的朋友圈都没这么热闹过…", "question": "如何评论黄晓明与 Angelababy 的这次「世纪婚礼」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有很多自闭症孩子的家庭。", "question": "请将谚语改编为现代风格。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5221474"}
{"text": "无论如何都会解决的。", "question": "请给我一点毫无用处的建议。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6471356"}
{"text": "是的。人类就是地球和平最大的障碍。核弹是迄今为止高效解决这个问题的最佳手段之一。", "question": "核弹可不可以说是迄今为止对世界和平贡献最大的发明？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这可不容易就能进入殿堂。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "这次的洗衣机强力清洗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6704590"}
{"text": "助理成为了打盹的演歌歌手。", "question": "请让我哭一会儿，梦百合的CEO。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6991196"}
{"text": "大雄救我", "question": null, "star": 863, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcowa721j21061acdnk"}
{"text": "头发剪得太短了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5823940"}
{"text": "整理货架", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "草莓占25%。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "路口绿灯太短", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNuUIibbss04QnPLV4icOUluBiajTkOUYLWXB6gldvd8T0glibFsIicqt4eug"}
{"text": "“活着”挑战赛第一位淘汰者上台发言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8dbuvhibL6Ron328QqicWRv5hnDrCWBHL7llHndWLeLtxczw6u1mQu6iaA"}
{"text": "得意的马场是草，不是芝。", "question": "三冠马或许会出现吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5707123"}
{"text": "进了1个球却得了2分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzwlwsdf1hj30ci0elwia"}
{"text": "火了！", "question": "似乎吉卜力电影的一句名言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7115054"}
{"text": "高中上数学课，当着老师的面，扔的一枚硬币竖了起来。", "question": "你遇过哪些概率极小的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猎人在追捕正在逃跑的跑步者。", "question": "我讨厌这样的箱根驿传比赛。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4095687"}
{"text": "筋斗云！筋斗云！筋斗云！筋斗云", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib4Mwa2jpr3h5Qcl64jvVRnhNyQK75GGfXbRPSV2XgneHicTKU05bhQvQ"}
{"text": "「爸比今天也陪我玩嘛~」『今天要上班了啦』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h23j2jx8yoj30ci0el0wr"}
{"text": "他忍不到下一个服务区了！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqi1pp35k0j20b509mac8"}
{"text": "小岛静的搞笑经历。", "question": null, "star": 75, "type": "I2T", "image": "4308807"}
{"text": "360 度无死角的那是球体", "question": "长的好看的人真的是三百六十度无死角吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "紧紧抱住她说：「我真没用，居然还要让你来大姨妈……」", "question": "女朋友痛经，男方该怎么做会显得贴心？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想下药...直接把盖子打开放进去然后再盖好不是更简单和不容易被发现...", "question": "为什么点的华莱士外卖可乐包装上有一个针眼，细思极恐啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "它看上去是一个吹风机，实际上是一个吸尘器。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "相信了这句话：** 是个很聪明的孩子，就是没有把心放学习上。", "question": "你做过最无知且愚蠢的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明天你会来吗？", "question": "别因为那种事就报110，你想报告的内容是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302954"}
{"text": "一到中午，就喝完下午的红茶。", "question": "极限安全的微渣勇士传记", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6868283"}
{"text": "那选择太少了。", "question": "8月1日，请用E洗衣机把衣服洗白。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1554504"}
{"text": "大吃一惊，差点儿摔倒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6489266"}
{"text": "你让让 我自拍呢", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "我就收下了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386943"}
{"text": "这是安全帽，防止喝咖啡的时候被天花板碎片砸到", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "你想被榨取吗？我来帮你榨取。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7158598"}
{"text": "要到邮箱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8autyHkkkicWn2KBKDhZibTZWGEfOD09tFRz5ZFP0j6VOPibVg9X9oRZ5w"}
{"text": "咸鱼翻身成了闲人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHleLcZnldb8rRIGEoqDbSM9EVia4UXwRUZdEPDW9y5qOd60cUF0asuIg"}
{"text": "只有一个人的毛色不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3389898"}
{"text": "王母娘娘和玉皇大帝不是夫妻关系！", "question": "哪件事，让你对自己的无知感到震惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好，迷彩浓度越来越低了！喂，醒一醒，再低就变成衬衫了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFCpKEsuibbMkj2kJZyGyogZFzlsYN4ZHyTOqERDvbBqicYRhpHHETG6vZg"}
{"text": "目标的胡子大叔怎么不见了", "question": null, "star": 321, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtaunj3kygj611s11s0ze02"}
{"text": "白雪：这几个王子没一个好看的，我再等等", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkXQPd48v6zFqn6s1Ticib42mQXw8dGqMZdkEEpoRJkzS0RhVJVOrxjGVg"}
{"text": "谢邀……不敢答。", "question": "2020 年，有哪些你真的很想辞职的瞬间，是因为什么事情？后来你真的辞职了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他不会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibkiaajuAMxpia2BExRVEzgdITdQZ9fGjsly5CW4ZZ7dlvVEYibMkEu3XsQ"}
{"text": "从喉咙里出来的。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "我玩弄了改造的激光笔。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6032110"}
{"text": "你就没明白这个道理，人家要是喜欢你，你实力派，搞怪派都可以，人家要是不喜欢你，你苹果派，菠萝派都不行。", "question": "在一个漂亮妞面前，唱K到底实力派好，还是搞怪派好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "必须完成墙上出现的动作才能打开下一扇门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCx4rpxmCA1bCMicSRCVhl67LqWgiaFxyomAO2fNgl7XxIwBDKDoia4wicwtw"}
{"text": "国王史莱姆合体过程中", "question": null, "star": 185, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grut8ws465j610f18wqdh02"}
{"text": "舌尖 1 是找到了菜然后再去发掘背后的故事，舌尖 2 是找了个故事然后让主人公顺便做个菜。", "question": "相比舌尖一，舌尖二的不足之处在哪些方面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "李荣浩眼睛虽小，但是他满眼都是杨丞琳。", "question": "如何看待李荣浩生日当天宣布向杨丞琳求婚成功？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别人看你玩VR游戏时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjytHYTpDvKENS5pwHcPnCxkeqzy9QA8ABlQQ6kYD6e8jAGJOPKoFibpw"}
{"text": "每次跟爸妈通话：我在外面过得很好，不用担心我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOc9tIlVJfU41kMUrHfTQ8ibIL6ATXQJyrIgwNbCRUTJ20fnalayJYTgMg"}
{"text": "不然呢？要求有孩子吗？？？？？？？？？", "question": "歌手一定要求唱歌好听吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "笨蛋！同时上还不是只能顶3分钟！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gokvdop5jqj30ci0eltgu"}
{"text": "“确实比上次活动的NPC好看一些”", "question": null, "star": 204, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "让那里变大的手术太粗暴了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TTwIRpQORaLERj7libHWgFft7Mx80fLS983dBSmJfUclViaUpmTnYsl3fpyl7St8J6kZjrYmKV2MMg"}
{"text": "哦哦。", "question": "给它起个现代一点的标题吧，“龙猫”。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6074304"}
{"text": "被叫了答应后才发现后面的人也被叫了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1912520"}
{"text": "没想到退热贴这么粘", "question": null, "star": 440, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr7e4b84k3j611c1dtgtq02"}
{"text": "躲避的能源弹击中了城市。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089492"}
{"text": "笼中对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRtT8HS1MZ6LgV3ts14nkFFwC8o1TYbb6icgwCxiaUsLD0gGIvcD0Q6Uiaw"}
{"text": "亏。", "question": "吃什么最补脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睡觉。", "question": "孩子不肯睡觉，有什么解决办法吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3382902"}
{"text": "我上台写题发现原来我不会。", "question": "你干过最羞耻的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你把一个文件拖到文件夹里，但里面已经有了一个一模一样的文件时jpg", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkYUWPSU1vktGbAC9qSr05RH6ZiaZGLVBR4ibhrwM1mUpCHCKic5Fr2gNQQ"}
{"text": "前方有危险，女司机及时打开了安全气囊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8ic5vpsZOtHbGZg9t1I6FJic4wDCIsTNaibVRF9oic9T6oYgCIQV4HFHoia6Q"}
{"text": "在电车上看到的人，你们切换到静音模式了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622737"}
{"text": "约网友面基发现是同事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fywsbsnjraj20mc0trn10"}
{"text": "欢迎被捕啊小伙子！这是待会儿的考问套餐，快来看看喜欢哪款。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm13nba9yj20fz0frdk2"}
{"text": "在句末加上不过我不太清楚。", "question": "最新款的车载导航仪。“需要什么样的功能？有什么样的功能？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5439697"}
{"text": "喂！这是犯规了吧！", "question": "你是绑架犯，请做出让警察惊讶的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6439705"}
{"text": "闻到主人公身上散发出的无法想象的腋臭味，几乎要晕倒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334853"}
{"text": "因为他的睡颜看起来很善良，所以我就轻轻地在他的脸上做了个气功按摩。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5120309"}
{"text": "给爷爷脸上抹什么！", "question": "把故事改得深沉一些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811600"}
{"text": "一个女生的头发复杂了，她的人生就复杂了。", "question": "你的校长有什么奇葩言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医硕在读，前段时间转心内，一个老太太，快八十，没啥大毛病就是不愿意出院，每天查房都说在家能看到很多不干净的东西，描述的栩栩如生，听的背后发凉。但最让老太太在意的不是能看见这些东西，而是：我交的暖气费你们凭啥来我家蹭暖气？？？", "question": "你在从医生涯中遇到过哪些真实的诡异事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑命贵", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "这位大叔真会花钱啊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005323"}
{"text": "初中补完课回家，冬天的晚上七点就已经黑透了。我们家的小区设计得特别奇怪，要想到我们那栋楼的楼门口要走一段很长的没有灯的小巷。我一进小区门口就有两个男人迎面走了过来，一个在我面前停下，一个绕到我身后。我立刻敏感地侧了一下身退了一步，不把背后留给他们。两个人操着外地口音问我认不认识 xxx，那么大个小区你问路还可以理解，问人就太不合常理了。我立刻说不认识，绕过他们往家的方向，也就是那条巷子走去。结果他们两个跟了上来，在我身后离我两三米远的地方用我听不懂的口音小声交谈。我已经有些紧张了。这时突然响起了匕首 / 弹簧刀弹出来的声音，为什么我听得那么清楚，一方面是冬夜太安静了，另一方面那个声音是电视里总会出现的非常标准的刀剑出鞘的声音。 我一下子寒毛战栗，肾上腺素狂飙！在短短的几秒里我的脑子飞速运转，从小到大看过的今日说法在我脑子里飞快掠过，我拼命地和自己商量对策——你不可以跑，你跑不过他们的！万一他们拿刀扑上来的时候你正好变了步伐，不想捅你却不小心捅了你怎么办？喊吗？这里离家还有一段距离，家里是听不见的，最近的住户听见了敢来帮你吗？就算想帮你他们跑下来来得及吗？他们想干什么？强奸？抢劫？绑架？一会儿他们扑上来我一定不要挣扎避免刀子不长眼！我把鞋蹬了吧，这样家里出来找我就知道我被绑了！我就这样一边想一边控制着已经抖成筛糠的腿保持匀速的步伐假装什么都不知道地往前走。那几分钟是我一生当中最绝望的几分钟，我已经想到了所有我所知道的悲惨的死法以及生不如死的惨状。天呐！我才初中我还没活够！然而就在快走到我家时，那两个人没有再继续跟着我，他们走了。我忐忑地回到了家打开屋门，走到明亮的灯光下，我仿佛回到了文明世界。 事后我一直不明白那天的两个男人到底是不是坏人，为什么没下手，匕首的声音是从哪儿来的。直到几个月之后的家宴上，我再次听到了那个令我胆寒唤醒我恐怖回忆的匕首出鞘声——去他妈的旋盖手机音效。", "question": "你经历过怎样的绝望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不太了解，但大概是指放弃思考的情况。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6860600"}
{"text": "暴露了，唉。好在三纲小麦的秘密保住了。", "question": "只有联合国五常才能购买五常大米吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这让我想起了《哈利波特》里面的情节。博格特是一种变形的生物，它会看透你的内心，变成你最害怕的东西，而对付他最好的办法就是大笑。而这些日本网民所做的是一样的事情。", "question": "如何看待 ISIS 恐怖分子在 Twitter 上被日本动漫宅骚扰以至于删号？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么不用复印机？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RUZw8XcDhlMlLI3Ih0KYcbEYMRHTVTEJ4T2jJ3oJfa2N1NF6dmhfnEA"}
{"text": "我有个同事兼好朋友，英国人，一次他作为 keynote speaker 要在一个重要论坛上发言，这位先生决定用中文。他汉语说得很流利，几乎都没什么特别怪的口音。发言前的晚上，他羞答答地走到我办公室，掏出几页稿子，跟我说： 能帮个忙吗？刚刚大会组委会打电话，让我提供演讲稿。你能帮我翻成中文吗？我说好啊，拿过稿件，瞬间石化。他递过来的，是四页正反两面用拼音写就的稿子。我说，你不识字？答曰： 嗯，不识字。汉字太难了。我：原来你是中文文盲答：你见过我这么高学历的文盲吗？（这位先生是博士）你帮忙吗？我：你说，我打字。答：你不懂拼音吗？我：懒得看你这乱糟糟的东西。这位认识的汉字也就能点个菜，认个路，到正式场合就疯了。让我看四页正反两面的拼音，我也疯了", "question": "中文是如何被外国人吐槽的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柯南里的凶手视角", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "学会单手解胸衣第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYzPIBaINJ68kIcTD92icgWhwAORFyS72cT7icaeMlwr5JNQJSz81zFuQgTnpq11LLKkv8N0jLuJMQ"}
{"text": "糟糕，魔法就要解开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RyIT6UiayOic4PEr32CYw1icnNfhGu6R4NTliaYKw98OXiaecC77lPO3frNkh5n4tf4kV1fUu6sr9cYWA"}
{"text": "被拿来检测刹停系统的机长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5b3HGwmZIHoIemEdBqIw8VLoWqymJLsSDST4IquRlqZetqcxvnSC4ZA"}
{"text": "为啥不选个免费的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007XdJHwly1gkmavlp0ewj307v07vgmd"}
{"text": "请用硬币刮开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr4y71m0agj30ci0eljrv"}
{"text": "已经没什么好怕的了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "想太多了的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370404"}
{"text": "公交排队时忍不住瞄一眼前面化妆奇怪的阿姨", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "我好心把你捡回家养这么大你对主人这是什么态度！？别用手指我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0zv103pe7j30ci0elq4c"}
{"text": "黑色的肺掉了下来。", "question": "这种吸烟室我讨厌。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2617403"}
{"text": "冬天的时候你的同学突然把冰凉的手伸进你衣领里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHfss0I4CXvoh11KQZ0pAbAGDHng9udyUoHgC4NEQKcwiahudeYnGXbJQ"}
{"text": "以超快速度吸入一只松鼠的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGer1N5ParWYDW2kaOhQVK9Dzic6Gfh8C2EMMrsp1YDSvcPg1j01qzk9g"}
{"text": "终于...要...出来了...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2272070"}
{"text": "整个出师表可以用以下几句话概括。崽，天下危急了，你奥利给一点，懂吗？崽，干爹带人和曹魏干架去了，要是回不来，你可以用下面这帮人，他们不害你懂吗？崽，要当个好皇帝啊，大耳贼，老子想你啊。不说了，老子带人干架去了，哭死老子了，要是赢了那皆大欢喜，要是输了你要拿我在百官面前立威懂吗？", "question": "《出师表》是逼宫还是劝诫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚上好，我是昨天吃到的雪见大福的精灵。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "367046"}
{"text": "因为你奋斗 5 年了，才导致深圳房价大涨。你才是罪魁祸首。", "question": "奋斗五年还不如深圳三个月涨的房价多，奋斗还有什么意义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尽管经济不好", "question": "空姐在飞机上被搭讪后私下会想什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3345555"}
{"text": "失恋的幸运饼干", "question": "在著名的音乐中添加一个字，使其变得完全不同。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3138921"}
{"text": "辛苦了。", "question": "然而现在，我却在享受着突如其来的、莫名其妙的胸口疼痛。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6374569"}
{"text": "中小火", "question": null, "star": 2470, "type": "I2T", "image": "6936872"}
{"text": "浑身都是铠甲，没有一处软肋。——腐生", "question": "身为一个人渣，你最大的感受是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摆这个姿势会接到大量来自警察局的自首电话。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3125523"}
{"text": "思考，为什么游泳池呆太久，皮肤会发皱？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "防火的重要性和浪费的力量", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3745290"}
{"text": "阿利桑，加油啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6996435"}
{"text": "哈哈……桃子，这样夹住鬼的团子，你还会给我那个糟糕的团子吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1343259"}
{"text": "地狱最深不应该超过岩石圈的底部，一千三百摄氏度左右，因为一旦过深，进入软流圈开始产生塑性形变，便无法保持地狱所需要的空间。我们知道地壳的厚度是不一样的，青藏高原底部拥有世界上最大的地狱。很多地质学家为了发 paper，整天弄一些反对上帝的东西，就是为了好下地狱去采标本。", "question": "如果真的有地狱，那里会是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不知道规则，竟然能赢到这种程度吗……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3875766"}
{"text": "别太过了。", "question": "请善待我妹妹。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4467385"}
{"text": "我前女友就看出来过。十多年前的事了，当时我们已经分手几个月，中间也基本没联系过，突然有天在 MSN 上收到她的消息：我买了台新电脑，发现我以前错怪你了。我：……？？她：原来有的键盘上“delete”键真的是印成“del”的。我：……？？她：有次我电话问你一个电脑问题，你让我按“control”+“alt”+“del”键。你念的是“德尔”，不是“底力特”，我当时就想，你一个外地人，都大学快毕业了英语还这么差，连“delete”都念不准，以后肯定没办法在上海立足的，所以就想着和你分手了……我：……", "question": "如何看出男朋友有没有潜力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唉，如果染成红色就好了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1723953"}
{"text": "「大脑是你最重要的器官」——这是大脑告诉你的。", "question": "人类都有什么细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的敌人看起来很强，我不想去！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6199662"}
{"text": "如果你在超市下班后突然开灯，就有机会会抓到正脱衣服准备去睡觉的模特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBY5AKDkfrjnLbVjASmW3ia62IdZX8lv3fot0jxul1lAia4FhcP13e3ibbw"}
{"text": "两秒钟后我就会四分五裂。", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "我把皮卡丘交给吉田沙保理了，它现在回来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1881961"}
{"text": "这个地方好像还撑不到三分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1uAAgGSsQ2Zj5eGT2O3RFaSfRR7n72PblfibQWpVicXekibtLo6ibCp61ibLw"}
{"text": "如果你推荐31的话，它就出来了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3552015"}
{"text": "柜台的客人想偷技能。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4204070"}
{"text": "我再简单补充两句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCk5iagtovAP44QTzGfTziaxJFIy48xTyHHFCkicictnLSzpRuLJmhsBOHyQ"}
{"text": "男频网文男主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTfskReYXRs4y4JYpPRPse4pTU9DemkiaagVNfbshRE3o82H9Bo3RzXVA"}
{"text": "前几天坐电梯，电梯上有一个人打开一包精装的口香糖，每个人分了一个，唯独没给我，于是我就伸手要了一个，他愣了一下终于给了我一个，到了 6 楼，他们都下了，我才知道他们原来都认识的，哎呀，我的天！我竟然伸手要了一个！", "question": "你遇到过哪些尴尬又好笑的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！容易打嗝的奶粉类型啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6970815"}
{"text": "瞄准目标，拉动扳机后发现是个五岁儿童玩的玩具。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "工作到很晚回家时，看到了「爸比生日快乐1的卡片和蛋糕这是什么？我单身独居啊！（#几）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h30qgsb47xj30ci0eljuf"}
{"text": "犯人就在你们当中！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd0961uqbpj30ci0elmy8"}
{"text": "老婆：今天是什么日子你记得吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNT3N4C7mTgYg9DFCoDIB96oM5x5qXPmiamjE5AJwicgqNymibfakP3Z0HA"}
{"text": "对，在一个三观不正的世界，做点对的事情感觉忐忑不安太正常了另外，我TM大学经常作弊，现在认个错。", "question": "我匿名向老师检举了考试中作弊的人，感觉自己很卑鄙，这样做对吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你来我们教室的话说不定老师会成被害人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtufagbfryj30ci0eln0z"}
{"text": "飞翔的乌鸦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5463462"}
{"text": "他俩还没开始争夺我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg7unqzrz5j30ci0el40s"}
{"text": "你好！超灵魂！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5132183"}
{"text": "你爸爸...是小五郎的叔叔！", "question": "柯南说出了震撼的一句话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4134776"}
{"text": "星星的碎片（掉落率5%）：8个合成一个五星", "question": "怪物猎人和宝可梦合作的时候经常会有的槽点。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1382247"}
{"text": "丢你老虎", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "出木杉今天很狂呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvnzwlkcq7j60ci0elgoa02"}
{"text": "总统大选辩论特朗普华莱士拜登", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uf6KcCqIK3Seo4ric2jHsM4R94TmicOtHNlOIcLgJOAVcPFbDKXsTQ5xg"}
{"text": "看不清楚的小鸭子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5398268"}
{"text": "已经一个小时了，还在不停地问「明白了吗？」", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3893340"}
{"text": "太阳快落山了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253654"}
{"text": "额……这有什么好玩的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPrvqalDThINCzGibqfa7MCHoNN2D4t6xSiaeRxQwvqfMry0uVic4mC615g"}
{"text": "结界", "question": "能否用两个字证明你是哪个省的，不能出现地名?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老大口错地方了啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m238zVTz1Zry5dxJ1K73iafsDmscicjZvZtZPY0Lwp3lXHauVtgxBnz2w"}
{"text": "圣经中有这样的话：“我此生无一丝悔恨！”男子说：“是啊，我想往生极乐世界。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1437874"}
{"text": "别慌。", "question": "烟囱的心情现在怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6947982"}
{"text": "背痒。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6627136"}
{"text": "虽然你们在吵架很不好意思，但是该开饭了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibAKE0H0cjZ0ibqRHianqGAJ90nWBqFia0sVUzHRDCjfnO4ekeBC2kT7DEw"}
{"text": "桃子，又有委托吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2728619"}
{"text": "差 5000 块钱左右。", "question": "尼康 D750 和 D810 差多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "象牙手工艺者", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516639"}
{"text": "神奇宝贝战斗场面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suohTkRpPh8qicvQvxkZiaQGFMAZiauYLDiaYaVo7WtBZXHAibPtoaiaola2Uag"}
{"text": "突然产生了好强的杀意", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyrazt1fikj30ci0elwh8"}
{"text": "你全身的曲线都长脸上了么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea4cpuan6yj20bm09njs8"}
{"text": "昨天晚上十一点，我哥在打游戏。我跑过去看了一眼，说了一句，赶紧抢人头呀你个渣渣。好死不死的被我爸妈听到了。我爸妈回头看了我一眼。我爸就对我妈说：你看你女儿，天天就玩点打打杀杀的游戏，有什么出息啊！我妈听了就不爽了：就你女儿好！回来了天天啥事也不干！隔壁让帮忙写个字写的乱七八糟的！我爸回骂：大半夜练琴的不是你女儿？我妈一拍桌子了：一大早起来哇啦哇啦什么社会主义初级阶段的不是你女儿？我爸也怒了：你女儿连男朋友都找不到…………我哥和我姑一脸懵逼。我只想知道你们俩到底有几个女儿，我到底是谁的女儿。", "question": "哪些事情让你感觉「怎么连这都能喷」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蟹因为猴子吃了柿子而生气，那天晚上，它放火烧了猴子的家，把猴子全家都烧死了。", "question": "请快点结束这个故事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160382"}
{"text": "如果避开投手，捕手就会从上面降落下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253125"}
{"text": "工作室的人在实时地对5分钟前的事情发呆。", "question": "新节目笑点：深夜两点半警察常做的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6883565"}
{"text": "真实 Discount", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3119124"}
{"text": "右“Go！”左“Yeah！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3818596"}
{"text": "从头到尾只说过一句话，在空姐问我要什么饮料的时候，我说：多少钱一杯？", "question": "第一次坐飞机是什么体验，和空姐说过什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搬家公司昨天破产了，连我们的东西都卖掉了。太倒霉了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2883676"}
{"text": "长得丑的……片酬低的……20 年后还在拍戏的……就会变成老戏骨。", "question": "中国 90 后演员中有哪些日后可能成为老戏骨？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不冷", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "哎呀，风险可真高啊，十代后就晚了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2616574"}
{"text": "大哥，算了别跟球过不去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMfHraKbAcPwdASia740McibgAps7MFObeQ7L1fL6UjEMicjfEun56cydZQ"}
{"text": "一张儿童票，谢谢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmz2ldu206j30ci0el79b"}
{"text": "我拥有东京的房子，但并不想住在东京的理由是相同的。", "question": "为什么拥有核武器的国家反对核武器？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099509"}
{"text": "拉宏桑登上天花板了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "解锁妈妈的手机后亮度让我睁不开眼", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "微波炉在那儿。", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "一胖遮百丑，当别人发现我胖的时候，就不在意我长得丑不丑了。。", "question": "当今这个社会如此以瘦为美，胖点就没有一点好处吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "得到了一个夜光手表", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoF7kbubxjoC1G3VtiadoT68JDKgenqPNlNS9K8Uu6VL6uLNJFoRL7tfA"}
{"text": "我和我媳妇是的姓名是同音不同字，重点是姓和名都是。中文好区分，但是打在护照、机票上的拼音就都是一样。国内也就罢了，出国每次我都要给海关解释半天。在法国，盖戳的问：「怎么一人买两张机票？」我说：「她是我媳妇，但是我们两是一个名字。」盖戳的说：「她是你媳妇跟你姓是没错 但是名不可能一样。」我说：「恰恰一样」她说：「不可能，就像我们女的不可能叫皮埃尔，男的不可能叫索非亚啊」我说：「我俩是同一个发音，但是在中文里不是一个字，不是一个意思。」她很怀疑的拿着护照和机票翻来覆去的看，又和同事交流，又给领导打电话，最后说：「你把你俩的中文名字写下来吧。」我写了，她看了半天，又给她领导打电话，最后盖戳边说：「不可思议的中国人。」然后，这个场景不断的出现在法兰克福、迪拜、卡萨的机场......", "question": "你在过边检和海关的时候，遇到过什么难忘的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说好的！放屁了。", "question": "如果十亿人做这件事就会有问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7296535"}
{"text": "仅限于自动驾驶汽车。", "question": "驾驶粗心大意，在驾校里发生了463次事故的人竟然拿到了驾照，这是什么道理？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349859"}
{"text": "挑战不用手顶起桌子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mgib1cJhNITjpAciaUHa1nDmfYkTCGYp35ljlvq5vqwnfsHE6tjzS8V9iaA"}
{"text": "转圈圈", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5432063"}
{"text": "手机掉到了床缝里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xo6QW4P8eNdunicoUlfTIsghzDa4DkynKo11flQow8cFnAEAicxUQ4AnNQ"}
{"text": "欢迎光临/请跟我来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR26Krjq5KaNg9nWS6FRXIAwlWsPtcLx5TiadlpaKX5lZAUQvxq1qGSkTw"}
{"text": "神回复加一颗星。", "question": "这里不对劲，出了问题。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4068769"}
{"text": "在海上捕获的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6960735"}
{"text": "“你非要坐那么危险的秋千，这下自作自受了吧，海蒂。”", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "4543423"}
{"text": "你知道外国有多少个国家吗……你这问题问的……", "question": "为什么现在大部分开源库都是外国人写的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "米津玄师的《龙卷风》。", "question": "你觉得卖不出去的歌叫什么名字？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4162167"}
{"text": "哎呀，这不连镜头都没拔出来吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3312718"}
{"text": "Tony老师剪完头后 “谢谢，这个发型蛮可以的”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTdY1E8IyfaNibK058YiauQ0z9QBia4IYzLicicQN5WbribldrcHibiaTLq35kIg"}
{"text": "今天要不要去教育委员会？", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "你口罩呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8Niaju33jIicibWianaHLEMp4OD1L6ElicXkHqsUGvRk2G84hWx2SzIhPJXmA"}
{"text": "实话告诉你，我掉进河里了。", "question": "一万位阪神球迷包围了一个巨人球迷时可能发生的事情？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6888456"}
{"text": "喵~快来给俺挠痒痒吧，喵的会给你的大脑带来无尽的治愈感。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6815558"}
{"text": "无家可归的中年人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6859099"}
{"text": "群马县的旅游大使", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5934467"}
{"text": "有一天，跟一只鹩哥逗了半天乐，感觉鹩哥学人说话的时候真的好傻啊，转眼看见一只喵星人，下意识学了一句「喵」，然后喵星人看了我一眼。仿佛明白了点什么", "question": "猫是怎么看待人类模仿它的声音的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "盲肠开刀完来探病的全部都是搞笑艺人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VrHh7SXel9OFPYGKX9q4Sjib2SUA8eZm0nbjibQCRZj4A7gvkP0bRTujA"}
{"text": "杯子的感冒怎么还没好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eifucifhp5j20b70bm3zg"}
{"text": "能用拖延症解决的绝不买就是了。", "question": "哪些家具其实根本没必要买？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "几年前一个朋友（日语专业）在深圳某人才市场找工作，不知道算不算面试。看了看职位要求后投了份简历，人资的看了一眼，摇摇头，「不好意思，我们要日语二级以上的。」我朋友日语一级。注：日语一级是日语能力考最高级。", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星期六晚上十点睡觉，准备待命。", "question": "一个成年人男性在看少女动漫时经常会做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6566610"}
{"text": "作为一个绍兴妹子，12 岁的时候，我把自己的女儿红挖出来给喝了。", "question": "酒瘾大是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "总理的脸上露出了非常遗憾的表情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7102204"}
{"text": "还以为是润唇膏没想到是强力胶", "question": null, "star": 509, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glk7np5wc9j613117cn4j02"}
{"text": "自己一个人笑也可以了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3269353"}
{"text": "头我可吃不下哦~你的脑子是章鱼烧吗！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1556319"}
{"text": "WISHLIST:红烧果子狸干锅士拨鼠黄焖野毒蛇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QG4SCr6nYtJsy2zdMN8ZZfNhk3s5EkbMxgQooTTUichRwDfvowd9u5k0d7mGKbhRHrcPzRqWkiauUg"}
{"text": "我不承认转移到戌年。", "question": null, "star": 88, "type": "I2T", "image": "6795752"}
{"text": "郭：大家都知道，德云社最近不太平。于：怎么呢？郭：先是有徒弟用众筹逼我捐钱。于：您这是不长记性啊。郭：谁不长记性？于：但凡多给徒弟点儿钱不至于退出那么多。郭：你最好照着词儿说。于：您也没给我啊。郭：再然后，张云雷又给我惹事。于：有人替您给他打点滴。郭：讨厌，来个保安给他弄出去。于：郭德纲又打人了！郭：最后一件，于老师被盗号。围观了一些那个问题。于：没盗号，就是我看的。郭：你无耻的样子很有我当年的风范。于：我啊？郭：这件事我特别的内疚。于：这里有您什么事啊？郭：要不是嫂子整天和我一起玩儿，于老师也不至于围观那个去。于：去你的吧。", "question": "如何看待相声演员于谦微博实名围观情色问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "意思大概是“好穷……好穷……”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3796320"}
{"text": "看了甲子园的沙子带回家的画面，虽然不知道为什么要带，但还是模仿着试一试的小学生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357704"}
{"text": "裙子抽签中奖了，是黄色的新大陆哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384053"}
{"text": "我不会让你的女儿干这个！", "question": null, "star": 159, "type": "I2T", "image": "7156588"}
{"text": "有空气。", "question": "第五百五十六万七千四百三十三个幸福瞬间。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6865016"}
{"text": "躲网球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZlicHKOiarhYN62wFx1MhWD2kBSqWw8JedJ9lR3gt8YpyazndE5CIVHkA"}
{"text": "这是谁的小号？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuicTjXQ9IdnzudZ5jpiaMibqORsIib94pmibQUDbxLRnM41pGTKxkaIofQzM2a1nEicC9DdQN6XYiaqFRA"}
{"text": "没事，但你用完后记得消毒再还给我。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854092"}
{"text": "我们也向孙悟空提供力量！好！", "question": null, "star": 1318, "type": "I2T", "image": "5618106"}
{"text": "双盲测试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRafibRTbQTo9P6YQLRf7OibQMOhl5ubqCOw3icPPE9zQZ1CSiaICHiau1Kpw"}
{"text": "请问可以帮我挖一下鼻屎吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBhISfAFV0wuvNpdicmvI5oQmGjFPKKuFwcF7DAqx7EBdwuqsBVZzlQJg"}
{"text": "井外也没什么大不了的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1Yny6ic5kxRIW7ZHbLXwib1JEv3EvBTnXWQ7zbZNT118VCHMJCiciaoicFEcicjA"}
{"text": "打翻壶子，弄坏车子。", "question": "偏向《龙之勇者传说》的大型摩托车。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306653"}
{"text": "没见过胸毛这么长的嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8QQ6IlW60qnHusY1EwVsWInSxibDcZbrzCjBZ8tSOic8tYrf3LOwibOSQA"}
{"text": "约妹子看电影还能对选片有分歧？你是不是还跟人家要电影票钱了呀？", "question": "约妹子看电影时对影片的选择有分歧，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是不是说，我现在不应该洗澡？？？或者……先变成熟人再洗（逃", "question": "官方防护指南提出「不要在水龙头下直接冲洗生肉制品」，那么在家中应该怎么清洗食材？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家伙一起合伙不理我的冷笑话了吧？", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "非接触式触摸屏", "question": "你说话我有点听不懂。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387965"}
{"text": "公园出道首日", "question": null, "star": 1879, "type": "I2T", "image": "2692215"}
{"text": "阳澄湖的老总儿子婚礼要求添加家族元素", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtxlajPfqN7KqYnVdLZ7py0nbyM7x35xVWplgl0tSgmbpKXrx45gibjtw"}
{"text": "只会说咿!", "question": "要是这样的转学生就别来了。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3660974"}
{"text": "米 -> 米 (mǐ)", "question": "仿佛存在却又不存在的菜肴名字", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5802893"}
{"text": "有两个年轻人，一个体重八十多公斤，一个体重九十多公斤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nB5cnKibYawgFCVIUx9mu6dRJLR9VyHUc814Wt8Vna1GIvBfk4WI7Siaw"}
{"text": "接到过一个诈骗电话，骗子普通话很正说到： 先生您好，这里是工商银行某某某，我们发现您刚刚发生了一笔境外网站消费，金额为 12338 元，请问是您亲自操作的吗?我说:是的。骗子: ....五秒钟的寂静后挂了。", "question": "你有哪些与骗子斗智斗勇的经验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "意识！你快回来啊！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmpthx1510j30ci0eltff"}
{"text": "我常常和老婆吵架，后来我床头放了本《罗伯特议事规则（第 11 版）》，600 页，每次吵架的时候我就拿着它。你以为我是吵架的时候想和老婆讲道理冥古不化的书呆子？你以为这是因为我想用拖延战术让她忘了彼此的龃龉？你以为我不知道夫妻吵架老婆永远对，没有事实可以当挡箭牌？都不是。因为吵架的时候，如果我认错态度不诚恳，她拿卧室书架的书砸我，这本书最重……", "question": "如何解决夫妻吵架问题?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "师父化缘被城管", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZZT6lgWS7dZ9SCkmOeQOmLG0Pspj3icgjhdtmlyp9N56pIT4EWvyUxAw"}
{"text": "地球原来这个样子啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8s846rckxj20f80f5ta4"}
{"text": "电吹风请从前面吹", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "把“为我而死”听成了“喂我耳屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnQpOlH5eDk7VsZY4yeJrVgk4alOh7HrFWF5oweGTSpkfTBk1WA3rQibg"}
{"text": "内衣模特大赛", "question": "给节目名字加上一个字使其变成七个字的感觉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7232102"}
{"text": "如果把成妖（成精）定义为出现智慧，建立文明，拥有不可思议的技能和实力（法术）的话，那么地球上已知唯一成妖（成精）的动物毫无疑问是害怕自己从前的天敌（比如蜘蛛，蛇，蝎子蜈蚣，大型食肉动物）的。", "question": "当动物成妖后，还会怕自己之前的天敌吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拉面、拉面。", "question": null, "star": 1149, "type": "I2T", "image": "6699749"}
{"text": "蛋白质的商品种类异常多。", "question": "这家叫做松本清的药店是什么样的店呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5335713"}
{"text": "从某朋友家出来，客气一下说别送了别送了……2 小时后打电话「麻烦你还是送一下吧」。", "question": "你去过谁的家让你震惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我东北的，在“街”这个字上找到了共鸣", "question": "有个广东男朋友是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "园先生在被叫做耶稣之前把念珠给忘了。", "question": "被称为“佛”的中园老师也在最后一节课发飙了，发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383372"}
{"text": "的嫌疑强行留下奥特曼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9ibzKGVIHPL8V06IRRjgebaG06S4zWrsJAv8p46I9yxzgvMt76dYDtQw"}
{"text": "因为超速被戴上了面具抓了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359506"}
{"text": "妈妈，要不咱们卖一辆奔驰吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRAJr43BCS5y72Ct09Pezvnp0icYVXBYyh0YYia2QfDLFo2QzdJT56JE2w"}
{"text": "哇！你剪头发了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6913802"}
{"text": "在这个世界上，最可怕的其实还是人类自己啊。", "question": "对恐人际交往的人说一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388951"}
{"text": "铁壁合围", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7325621"}
{"text": "从北极走过来都晒黑了", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "我国北方许多妇女在生育后，都有用小米加红糖来调养身体的传统。小米熬粥营养丰富，有“代参汤”之美称。由于小米不需精制，它保存了许多维生素和矿物质，小米中的维生素 B1 可达大米的几倍；小米中的矿物质含量也高于大米，但其蛋白质中的赖氨酸含量较低。功效：小米具有防治消化不良的功效。小米具有防止泛胃、呕吐的功效。小米具有滋阴养血的功效，可以使产妇虚寒的体质得到调养，帮助她们恢复体力。中医认为小米味甘咸，有清热解渴、健胃除湿、和胃安眠等功效。100 克小米的营养成分如下：碳水化合物：76.1 克蛋白质：9.7 克脂肪：1.7 克纤维素：8 克维生素 E：1.28 毫克维生素 B1：0.66 毫克烟酸：1.60 毫克维生素 B2:0.09 毫克胡萝卜素：0.12 毫克镁：80 毫克钙：3 毫克铁：2.4 毫克锌：2.3 毫克铜：13.66 毫克锰：1.08 毫克磷：436 毫克钾：223 毫克钠：5.2 毫克小米的蛋白质含量高，含有 17 种氨基酸，而其中 8 种是人体必须的氨基酸，而小麦的碳水化合物含量也高，不低于稻谷和小麦那些，所以小米的营养价值比较高。小米的功效1.养胃小米因为含有丰富的维生素，所以可以防止消化不良，反胃呕吐等，可以起到养胃的功效。2.滋阴养血小米含有类雌激素，所以具有滋阴养血的功效。3.对于生殖能力有好处小米富含微量元素，例如锌，锰，硒，铜之类的，能够维持性的正常发育和生殖功能正常。4.安神小米含有多种氨基酸，睡前喝点小米粥，氨基酸可以促进褪黑素的分泌，因此有安神的功效。小米的营养丰富，功效多，单纯的小米粥就可以养胃，如果觉得就小米粥没有味道，可以加些红糖，尤其适合女性调理身体。也可以添加一些红枣红豆一起煮，这样可以养气血补精气。还可以添加莲子，百合一起煮食，这样可以清热降火滋补身体。药用价值小米具有防治消化不良的功效。小米具有防止泛胃、呕吐的功效。小米具有滋阴养血的功效，可以使产妇虚寒的体质得到调养，帮助她们恢复体力。小米滋阴， 是碱性谷类，身体有酸痛或胃酸不调者也可常常吃。 小米也能解除口臭，减少口中的细菌滋生。 小米的丰富氨基酸帮助预防流产，抗菌及预防女性阴道发炎。小米对抗泻肚子、 呕吐、消化不良及糖尿者， 都有帮助。 若是泻肚子，可把小米炒过才煮，消化不良或呕吐时，可用小米熬成粥吃，怀孕妇女若是早晨有不适，或在产后调养，可把小米熬成粥， 常常吃。小米粥是健康食品。可单独煮熬，亦可添加大枣、红豆、红薯、莲子、百合等，熬成风味各异的营养品。小米磨成粉，可制糕点，美味可口。将小米、紫米、玉米馇、红豆、绿豆、花生豆、红枣一起煮至黏稠状，这种粥营养较全面，富含丰富的碳水化合物、蛋白质、脂肪、微量元素和维生素，尤适宜食欲欠佳、肠胃不好以及贫血的人食用。中医认为小米味甘咸，有清热解渴、健胃除湿、和胃安眠等功效。《本草纲目》说，小米“治反胃热痢，煮粥食，益丹田，补虚损，开肠胃。”小米加步枪也是党在延安时期的重要路线。所以，朋友，为什么要讨厌小米呢。", "question": "越来越讨厌小米，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还没结束上一位客人飞来了下一把斧头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhv4kgjivlj30ci0eln0v"}
{"text": "201 米摊主将成为最大赢家！小学生又不是跑不了 200 米去买辣条……", "question": "如何评价甘肃发布「校园 200 米内禁售辣条」的公告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我四岁了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6337147"}
{"text": "牛不会顶孕妇", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "整容医院的医生看到你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciaVNAR44zKtAkVmMJBetLbEmf6XfsrId1pbiaM2hicv7XFPhCYdJKC7ibPg"}
{"text": "这是厨子应聘？交面试作品？下面是我的建议：高情商：考试之前你不一定要划重点，但请务必给考生自主报名的权利。低情商：在你通知她去你家做饭挣表现分之前，你先问问她要不要挣这个分，愿不愿意去你家做饭。", "question": "第一次带女朋友回家让她做饭结果她大发雷霆，我真错了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我家猫脱完衣服又乱放", "question": null, "star": 843, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggrv1ad7zuj210p14ldni"}
{"text": "妈妈妈妈，你刚刚喂的不是我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "2年前说！出去看世界的老爸寄回了一张明信片，怎么看都是车程5分钟的隔壁区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw3b1yyzpyj30ci0elwii"}
{"text": "打火机火特别猛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjmSIFVwSnZzfTSNVQTIj9WBe6FDl7gMkHByIMA3B9HVf3Xb3OlT4scg"}
{"text": "你不会认为地球是粘起来的吧……", "question": "既然木星、土星都是气态行星，那么为什么它们的星体组织不会不断逸散到太空中？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "七个勇士vs动作迟缓的巨大型boss", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "今天和妈妈一起。", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 28, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "老师「玻璃谁打碎的？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvzklrqzptj30ci0el78p"}
{"text": "司法解部的结果查明了！死者死于司法解剖！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodnuHjLQnbkJPNdXAGQLwafGia1pxGpePXooRiaG0ptrAwOpd2cQv8jCxTg"}
{"text": "武则天晚年选继承人的时候一直在儿子和娘家侄子之间纠结。狄仁杰就说一句话：你见过谁家祭祖祭姑母的？", "question": "为什么有些权臣把女儿嫁入皇宫后，女儿反而会反对权臣篡位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "预计到定时还会停电，无法修复。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220194"}
{"text": "我最不想看到的就是吉田沙保里输了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1230075"}
{"text": "退后一步再飞。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的飞机。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4160782"}
{"text": "我什么也看不见！你闭错眼睛了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpQ4XIzcbxPc0icND1ibvjhGMmXHd8g4Jmmtcvt763MVLtBMHnhgLsSeZA"}
{"text": "生活不能。", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "“喂，那不是麦克风！”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6645874"}
{"text": "无论时空穿越多少次都回到这儿开始", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2m21hanw8j30ci0eljuv"}
{"text": "UFO要吸走我的裤我快抓不住啦——！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectamo23z6j20bl0apt9y"}
{"text": "别装傻了，简单可爱就足够了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6058743"}
{"text": "现在不是谁对谁错的问题，而是你说话的语气！", "question": "你女朋友有过哪些奇葩的生气理由？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无数小鸡一夜之间饿殍遍野", "question": "支付宝崩溃十分钟的话，大概会造成多少损失？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "多半是装的揍一顿就好了", "question": "男朋友被我气得很可怜，怎样哄他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "点烟时忘了手里还抓了个屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElwM3Vb20aACwykHNPfj2xOq4fYD64Mj46TnSF61lWenAvkBT3rX4ibHg"}
{"text": "亚当和夏娃终于！！！！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXWjqXFV9fmQwn6wZlhrcwmKpDAneypO7NG1ugcXt9ic8WyY2V4flZLrw"}
{"text": "「大哥，就是那家伙！评论说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxnsgjtbt8j30ci0eljvx"}
{"text": "鲤鱼王进化了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "这个角色速度很快只有高端玩家才能用好神社酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SGSI4qq10Cmib7CvTpMZHJDQAERvcMtibwsor2Odwu0Kv1TUpvHk2SE34aSEMNd2hllzQrgtK2QdyQ"}
{"text": "这不是泡脚吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7234015"}
{"text": "今天也在保健室做运动呢。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191068"}
{"text": "直男挑选口红色号现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4EjmXSicwEja3w6qglnhMyCZnib0ASZib6FUJTuX8gFiaxibUpicyVCXxKLuQ"}
{"text": "能不能让全家一起出发回家呢？买什么东西买了几个，记在手机上不就行了嘛。", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "细菌甲：好气啊，听说里面有好吃的煮玉米，可是密封太好了进不去啊……细菌乙：是啊，我也想进去繁衍后代、顺便拉屎从而导致食物变质呢！细菌丙：别提了，你们偷着乐吧！我儿子在煮之前就钻进去了，本想大吃一顿，结果却因为高温高热低氧致使蛋白质变性而命陨锅内呢！ 评论区好可爱。在纠结细菌究竟有没有儿子……他们都开口说话了啊！", "question": "电饭煲煮好的玉米，没开过盖，一周后居然没变质，这是什么道理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正准备去写作业的时候，老妈说别玩了写作业去；正准备帮忙的时候老妈喊去帮忙；正准备睡觉的时候老妈喊去睡觉.........老妈总是能预知我要干啥，但每次积极主动干的事这么一说，都变成了被动干的，没人喜欢被动的干某事，不爽中……", "question": "生活中有哪些让你不爽的小事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "飞不起来的猪。", "question": "简单地解释一下金正恩。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3005150"}
{"text": "愿望实现了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2038990"}
{"text": "昨天晚上忘记摘隐形了。今天又带了一副，两幅叠戴看不清，摘掉后正常。", "question": "为什么400度的近视突然一夜恢复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "敌人的战车要行动两次。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5521097"}
{"text": "她最终选择了有钳人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicN17MrDG0kJvbj5gHRgIl2A4eBe9zeQlzoQYGw4mGUQOZerU71KfzecA"}
{"text": "糟糕，忘记今天有魔术表演的打工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZOT7QxkR5Z8h0rEsIpjVXWOqoDPb29Wgz9wYVkWB9vVnHrzutH4pvog"}
{"text": "肚子疼得很厉害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1659106"}
{"text": "旺财？等等……旺财？怎么起飞了……旺财！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzulwn35jyj30ci0eljux"}
{"text": "我边从额头流血边买了一个一升装的酒。", "question": "我讨厌这样的客人。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6831631"}
{"text": "赤井先生吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "98460"}
{"text": "被救护车撞了这事可别说出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcuvd0pqmuj30ci0elgon"}
{"text": "性感担当", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "在埋下劈腿男友的地方做了个超明白的记号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7cu61p6nwj30ci0el43p"}
{"text": "地毯被人向右抽走了", "question": null, "star": 158, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "佛说，我没说。", "question": "佛什么时候说过\"前世五百次回眸换来今生的一次擦肩而过\"？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次班会老师让大家介绍自己，到班花说自己的爱好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY311l4D1NvBE9SmO7XeFMjHX4LfucqxQcJkiaficbMiax7oqvZJfLzDft8w"}
{"text": "主人手机上一个女性朋友都没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9ofzc9pf7j30ci0elgmn"}
{"text": "我有解药哦", "question": "如果柯南指你说你是凶手，你只能说5个字，你会说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有一次！！上午不小心点开了一首恭喜发财！没反应就算了了！到了下午……（当时在西餐厅做暑假服务员）忽然口袋的手机就他妈响了！恭喜你发财……恭喜你精彩……我当时还在给客人点餐……我的妈啊！西餐厅……是的就是你们想象中的高大上的咖啡厅……关键……我急慌慌地关机了……他还在唱！硬是唱完了这首……恭喜我发财……恭喜我精彩……", "question": "手机卡顿是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在第三话中，亚姆子的头会被吃掉。", "question": "龙珠要是变成魔法少女动画会怎么样。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2678618"}
{"text": "会。高考前一天晚上，做梦梦见在做数学试卷，填空题的最后一题特别复杂，我费了九牛二虎之力算出了答案是 1。刚算出来那一秒，交卷铃（闹钟）就响了，我就醒了。因为没睡好，考数学时候昏昏沉沉的，反应特别慢。快要交卷了，还有比较难的几题没算出来，包括填空的最后一题。我想起那个梦，就直接蒙着写了 1，说来也神，刚写上去那一秒交卷铃就响了。然后我就莫名自信，觉得这是老天爷给我送分，最后肯定对了。估分的时候对答案，第一眼就去看填空的最后一题。答案是 -1。害，忘记梦是反的。", "question": "有时候梦会不会是在给你暗示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马子17岁/安东尼12岁", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2868975"}
{"text": "你把手榴弹栓子拔出来之后，要扔出去", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "前方限高3米，车高2.9米", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "由于和女指导员的事故。", "question": "驾驶粗心大意，在驾校里发生了463次事故的人竟然拿到了驾照，这是什么道理？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349859"}
{"text": "辛苦了，一直都很想你。", "question": "哈利·波特来日本后学的第一个咒语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895457"}
{"text": "“你在哪儿看电视呢？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834590"}
{"text": "爷爷被俱乐部“夜魔”抓住了，奶奶去俱乐部“华羽”做生命洗涤，“桃，你打算把哪里的水放掉啊？”", "question": null, "star": 688, "type": "I2T", "image": "944439"}
{"text": "新手机我要换那个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKzlmlY1brX9Fiau5I5EdnXuNejoSBHffFDojvJEdLcyleQoQAcKuNwkz6IqDPaZ7tUe9E6eTacuw"}
{"text": "为了不让读者有「屁大点儿事，叽歪个半天，滚，去死」的感想。", "question": "为什么绝大多数的推理小说都以谋杀为主要题材？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糖浆是银牙小偷！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6334023"}
{"text": "对方律师还是不打算松口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xH805nTTzyIQkpaxxHpOhoGlXelqsmqrgYtRRwtNLKNXmTq1TAH59OBQ"}
{"text": "车站在这边。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6076631"}
{"text": "经人像智能鉴定系统进一步比对检验，4张照片的相似度较高，认定为同一人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "肉店的冷藏库。", "question": "这是298日元租金的房屋概况吗？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3398375"}
{"text": "到此一游", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9rcbb7pl7j20ft0e7dgp"}
{"text": "嗨呀~内裤又卡菊花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mbO62SddlqTveabGDLXsFEejzeh6MESkJzWwwPel8d1nvxgLq6VlE3Q"}
{"text": "老板看到这个就气得火冒三丈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6532011"}
{"text": "市长，有一场示威游行从对面过来。拿着补助金奖章躲避一下...", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "6067804"}
{"text": "第一志愿，嗯，蓝蓝·翔.技.校！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3t96kp1j20g10f5dhs"}
{"text": "哎呀，快说啊~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2639232"}
{"text": "这个页面！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827166"}
{"text": "任何地方的门", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3992711"}
{"text": "「现在开始发卷子」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ep3bodalk7j20au08jwft"}
{"text": "别看了，2到99号都是我，1号是我爹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNwE2Msa3OKIzfRsV4Zs8uDRUtgvrhy81leNP9icjK9siauTWP9Cbib2aDw"}
{"text": "也想抽一根的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20phViansHE3TpX09uiaSMJZw7hJ9dkAh6ahX0mHia1vUMS16EJS2picXl8g"}
{"text": "07 年元旦打算从青岛回长春看望还在读书的媳妇，那时还没有高铁，大家懂的，当时节假日火车票灰常难买，飞机票也是全价，青岛到长春 1000 多，没舍得钱。后来选了一个方案，青岛先飞沈阳，打折票 300 多，然后沈阳坐大巴到长春。在飞机上正在规划下飞机后的路线，忽闻机上广播说由于沈阳突降暴雪，沈阳机场不适合降落，要在其他机场降落，我心中默念，长春，长春……果然天随人愿，飞机顺利在长春机场降落，飞机上全体怨声载道，只有我两眼放光神情亢奋，大声呼喊：服务员，我到站了，开门，我要下车……", "question": "你有什么关于赶火车赶飞机的神奇经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天有体育课，啊，那你能帮我洗一下运动服吗？哇，谢谢你！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2234090"}
{"text": "你注意到被UFO追赶的少女了吗？", "question": null, "star": 522, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr9z9n1y00j611412rwns02"}
{"text": "第三名手机式神生档素质", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QloiasPKkuAib1NgLeLIyts5cM5n7icDFiarYpou6K5R8GLu7yuMjfSLt8tSPSzjkrRk8Z54JJJmOBlQ"}
{"text": "「鸽子为什么这么大？」", "question": "辩论中一句话把你打趴下的逻辑是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贞子：廿，忘记门禁密码了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbYIv0NblwqT0BKFTEsyibQEGC8sFwJKEbMHHHpU56BuRibvgrjBETMaMg"}
{"text": "我的小鱼干正好适合这种魔芋。", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "别走了静香你侧漏了一地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icc8jXWuNC3PfQUYNibWErEs3h4c50Lw8ALMib43klZtQ69LS0kQwAhL0w"}
{"text": "品牌名：妮维雅。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3206332"}
{"text": "“魔 ！ 封 ！ 波 ！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "猴子，你要掉下去了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3361831"}
{"text": "你的脚好灵活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eLkOmyP3z6fUEUdRqSZvH8N5h9fSicXv8GFSNLureaW7fNHwohBVOHCg"}
{"text": "你好，是的，建议当面问你女朋友：你是不是事儿逼。", "question": "给女朋友买了一支兰蔻888，女朋友说兰蔻的味香精味儿恶心，请问她算事儿逼吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喵音", "question": "把一个知名角色的名字改一下，试着弱化看看。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6792041"}
{"text": "队长机失误发射了，不过应该没问题吧...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4706810"}
{"text": "真的会变得很用功。", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "爷爷是天才儿童。", "question": "请创作一个七言的回文诗。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7164388"}
{"text": "今年的《勇往直前》有所不同。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6761485"}
{"text": "真的要穿着这样的衣服去驱除蜂窝吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6964744"}
{"text": "听说要表演火柴燃烧的节自当时就怂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbM4kI2wnRaVXWL0QfGFE9o6ZkpKShpVwe5BWC6QbsicEcbUIoSDl7uWJg"}
{"text": "妈妈，叫爸爸过来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4368456"}
{"text": "训练猴子从贩卖机里偷硬币", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "你想不花钱虐花钱的，到底是谁不公平？", "question": "炉石传说是一款公平的游戏吗？是不是存在对人民币玩家和非人民币玩家的区别对待？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向美女经理表白那小子被拒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8sth1lld7j30ci0el75t"}
{"text": "把碗吃掉的人", "question": null, "star": 350, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "全班人都跟胖虎去唱K了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6qvfexkrlj30ci0elwhg"}
{"text": "除了笑不知如何是好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3tyw94iehj30ci0elae8"}
{"text": "是这本书吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5602247"}
{"text": "方丈说有美女投宿，为了不影响众僧定力，寺中只留他一人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3D14UVXibLhMlfy2EYgKXwiaicfSXW7w9K9F9CIno6lPCBO4icGrFrTR8icQ"}
{"text": "努力学豚鼠叫的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "稍等一下，我去把后面那傻子揍一顿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ppn5uwnpj30ci0el76x"}
{"text": "帮我关灯，谢谢", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "我这糊涂脑袋里连一点想法都没有。", "question": "临死前说的一句话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351083"}
{"text": "你为什么将男人物化(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻", "question": "理性地讲，不能提供经济支持的男人能不能要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伊丽莎白是由伊丽莎红橙黄绿青蓝紫组成的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPzjEKicRicFHgM96DQYeL5EofWJt3VTWArJ8nCRw51OicOrAdxX8OylbhQ"}
{"text": "最后一名队员也被罚下场了，但对方球员也已经没有一个能站着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKnWCKGEpUAZ1RsH36P8cAz7wB1EFibo2dg9HBRmqXQrtaWruKJKJRWPw"}
{"text": "老婆今天又忘带钥匙从狗门钻进来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoxf3wormuj209u07q0ty"}
{"text": "毛发打结了，手拿不起来了。", "question": null, "star": 138, "type": "I2T", "image": "6062165"}
{"text": "独孤求便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvVK3BVjibKY6BGk5VBTKLQreNkT4iblicEr1dChPicvaVwwd70DpzOxLJuQ"}
{"text": "EX 喜欢上我是因为我帮她修完电脑，她说要请我吃饭，被我拒绝了。她觉得一个拒绝师妹请吃饭邀请的男生肯定不一般……现在每次女生要请我吃饭我都要想很久该怎么办。当她对我说这件事的时候，我很伤心，因为我一直以为我长得帅她才喜欢我。", "question": "女生会因为什么而喜欢上一个男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不向家长报告的话。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929814"}
{"text": "送他 respect", "question": "男朋友喜欢嘻哈喜欢rap 生日应该送什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在游戏中强行加入你的好友类型的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6030462"}
{"text": "我以为是夏天的松鼠，没想到是母狐狸。", "question": null, "star": 562, "type": "I2T", "image": "1933592"}
{"text": "好啦！我去拿跳绳，你就别动了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3212055"}
{"text": "终于结束了，我还没睡呢www", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6885668"}
{"text": "吃吧！巴巴爸爸！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "我姓让，让是让一让的让。以后打算让小孩叫让开，小名叫滚。", "question": "中国比较少见的姓有哪些?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下！你们没觉得担架变轻了嘛？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrGWobrXGpkA5ib8qlZPTnCmO8XWnsUdQkzibGUsdNJwLjK4icZl5tvnc2Vib8TCAyRgv6sCxX5M21dA"}
{"text": "一星期太少了，21 天才能养成习惯。", "question": "一个星期不吃东西只喝水能瘦多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，那个男的正在用力地搓洗……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6738609"}
{"text": "负责远程操控的人自动驾驶", "question": null, "star": 523, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm2kk3idkgj610g1claj002"}
{"text": "大富豪扑克牌", "question": "请用三个词联想出目前热门话题的那个人。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4717247"}
{"text": "在国际空间站拍摄到的不明国籍的人造卫星。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5008355"}
{"text": "捂脸每个一起睡过的姑娘，第一次睡在我身边的时候都能准确无误地来大姨妈，有提前十天的，也有好几个月不来特地来找我的...这特么真是野生悲剧。", "question": "你有哪些奇怪的能力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃到了最后一口方便面渣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNLjHNe7gw3EcXFjI5SLav2xP3401ZdSqDKBh1jNzPS6zKrGeHpTibaSA"}
{"text": "注意！越位。", "question": "似乎会很快被腰斩的足球漫画标题", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3746611"}
{"text": " 一个法国人给一个人德国人说，你空着肚子能吃几根面包，德国人答 5 根，法国人：你吃完第一口你就不是空着肚子了。德国人回家也准备问老婆这个问题，老婆答 4 根，德国人：真可惜，如果你说是 5 根就能听到一个很好玩的笑话了。 ", "question": "有哪些关于德国的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我昨天没睡觉。", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "游戏开始前的捏脸环节", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "起床后发现舌头烫伤了，正在吃拉面。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "噗！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1222327"}
{"text": "你不对劲……看来入口处的催眠没成功啊.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmvfi5p6k5j611m0ymgry02"}
{"text": "他看见了他十三岁时杀的那个人。", "question": "秦舞阳 13 岁杀人，且「骨怒面白」，为什么刺秦时却被吓尿了裤子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走后门啊，求你了！", "question": "驾驶粗心大意，在驾校里发生了463次事故的人竟然拿到了驾照，这是什么道理？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349859"}
{"text": "我们只有桌游。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "是敌人吗？是敌人啊！哗啦哗啦！呼~免费劳动跟我性格不合呢。不过你一定能搞定马斯奥的，我可是很期待哦。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6684964"}
{"text": "四级考完，全寝室出考场而聚。我：我听说古代圣人说，刀子割完肉就一定要擦洗，手机刷完 B 站就一定要充电。这话再正确不过了的。难得今天四级考试结束，我们去哪玩啊？A：先生的话说的对极了。我听说万象城是个繁华的地方：那里的人多的挥挥汗就好像秋天的小雨，跺跺脚就好像地龙翻身。衣服多的像天边的云彩，去过的人没有不对那里的吃的玩的赞叹的。我认为这就是我们应该去的地方啊。B:我听说，以前有只看到一片叶子而忽视背后大山的人。诶，你们只看到了表面的快乐，却没有看到背后的隐患啊。非洲的羚羊停下来休息的时候一定要看看身后有没有猎豹。虽然今天四级考完，但很快就有考试月，高数、化学、英语、近代史，它们就像是看猎物一样盯着我们啊。C：嘻，聪明的人考虑一千件事就会有失误的，这恐怕就是你失误的地方吧。我听说地球那边有个国家叫漂亮国，那里的人白天睡觉晚上工作，伤寒十分严重了仍不当回事，可以说是非常奇怪了。在劳累这么多天后不去休息，就好像连续玩赛朋博克的电脑不散热，这比它还不可思议。况且老师出题规律就好像飘忽不定的电子云一样，没有谁是不为它的奥妙所惊叹的，我们现在猜题，难道不是太自不量力了吗？D：窃格瓦拉说，温医的人说话像仙乐般动听，我今天才算见到了。圣贤说，在一颗狗尾草中也能发现世界的道理。这就是我们要格物的原因啊。在出行车辆的往来中，我们运用了积分求出位移；在滚烫的火锅蒸汽中我们验证了伯努利方程，在来来往往的成双男女中，我们体会到历史传承的厚重。来到这里的人没有不大彻大悟，期末全优的，难道这不是最好的学习吗？众人称善，一会儿到了万象城，逛服装，买雪糕，看电影，吃火锅，尽兴而归。", "question": "如何模仿古文翻译腔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "神奇宝贝捕捉瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjJOiajdSnGV5pS78y0wC2FyzcjOwic2l2w1AUtbtAkTp6AkydQQeXmRxg"}
{"text": "《浪客剑心》的父亲。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7154238"}
{"text": "是我同事……银行柜台狗，有天办业务时碰到一个大姐拿着手机在营业厅内 360 度环绕拍照，于是开麦制止，被大姐记恨，拍我工牌要投诉。我们主管，一朵奇男子，跟大姐在一个空窗口前解释：不好意思不好意思，她孕妇，上一天班太累了您体谅一下，是是是我会说她，让她注意点。银行不能拍照，不能拍就是不能拍，就像只有导盲犬能进来其他狗不能。主管也被投诉了(´▽｀)行长出来解决的。", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的原因，让我无法喜欢那边的女人了吧！", "question": "请善待我妹妹。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4467385"}
{"text": "将军大人，往右走。", "question": null, "star": 1064, "type": "I2T", "image": "7260601"}
{"text": "这是一件难得一见的全新商品，请您珍惜。", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "我听说你这虫子很多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVnKQXxZXYVQB1y8aOOro9icCaVoicwRkicmeYQib7MBbUBZMWH0vskQPt1w"}
{"text": "试着把眉毛连起来~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6389237"}
{"text": "喂，你是警察吗？我在Twitter上以明智的名义收到了恐吓信息。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5299180"}
{"text": " 我建议你也走吧 ", "question": "研发经理、副经理、产品经理、项目经理都走了，身在这个项目的我，最应该做些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别害怕，后面的姐姐不是在拿鼻孔瞪你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8Gdfc5yN1yjthJNtJu2TEAKtXUItJkHReRBROvPibDUtcsTO8ctsjADg"}
{"text": "男朋友帮拍照和我自拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVlR4qAgW7PqO6XTARrYwrngvw7iaB1QwbI4OXkfL2rphMMicyAbgXibWJw"}
{"text": "妈妈~买这个玩具给我买给我~~！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4437229"}
{"text": "后面那把刀太大，就先不拿了", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "「小兰姐姐」是什么意思？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8v3nyao7xj30ci0elaaz"}
{"text": "电视掉下来的瞬间用脚接住了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "好久没心动了，那不会是心肌梗塞吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362197"}
{"text": "猫很可爱。", "question": "请你告诉我，在逗比中会发生什么温暖的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7317364"}
{"text": "惊讶于门被打开了，心脏骤停。", "question": "勇士打开宝箱，没想到宝箱是个模仿者，模仿者突然...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6071451"}
{"text": "还有隔壁邻居的闹钟。", "question": "每天叫醒你的除了闹钟还有什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你猜我为什么要买轮椅？？？", "question": "为什么不把轮椅坐成脚踏驱动，这样子双手就可以空出来做其他事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来试一试吧！", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "啊……啊……一个接一个地上去真是太辛苦了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290336"}
{"text": "我在竹林里被捉弄了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6736437"}
{"text": "看一天书，写一天作业，听一天英语都没事儿，耳聪目明，啥事儿没有；只要玩 10 分钟电脑、手机，眼就会瞎，一戴耳机听歌，耳朵就聋。手动微笑", "question": "中国家长有哪些不可理喻的神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赐予香油钱只给一块钱的人强烈的尿意！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nFuZicZW16zYlFKiaSwBvZH9ibbdrXfgicrqZp4l64HdqI9CiaiaJ5JuHU4LdQ"}
{"text": "我收到了一堆零零碎碎的十元硬币找零。", "question": "像得到了闪闪发光的十元硬币一样的好事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1512314"}
{"text": "好像要去鸟取！", "question": null, "star": 135, "type": "I2T", "image": "4038921"}
{"text": "请问可以收下吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6664294"}
{"text": "更新到iOS 7后，木鱼的来电铃声消失了，我非常着急。但是，在设置中选择经典模式后，就恢复原样了！", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "170611"}
{"text": "扶她出去", "question": null, "star": 966, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "真是大尺寸的赢了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514985"}
{"text": "我头痛。。。我怀疑我大姨妈走错地方了。", "question": "你们有什么奇特的生理期反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "能跟您用同一个小便器么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emwjs0v7t0j20bj0cgabd"}
{"text": "化肥厂吗？订一包速效肥，着急用，要快！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTO6K1cF8XRicdFmfR27XYM6P3ibQFSupSficic2l97SYmEDQkCgl2c9V1Cg"}
{"text": "把一点点菜留在盘子里，然后赖着不走的客人。", "question": "我讨厌这样的客人。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "6831631"}
{"text": "从棚子的缝隙中以绝佳的角度展示触角。", "question": "我讨厌这样的蟑螂。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4904326"}
{"text": "我跟大家说。你去成人用品店买套套尴尬，你去自动售卖机就不尴尬了吗。我还记得我带了一百块钱去买一盒五块钱的套套。然后我突然好奇。它会给我一张五十的，两张二十，一张五块的呢。还是四张二十的 一张十块的 还是一张五块的呢。突然。我意识到。它可能是。钢蹦儿啊妈个鸡的！！！那是个昏昏欲睡的中午。没有人留心，林荫处成人用品店里可有人迹。但是九十五声叮叮当当。洗拖把的大爷。卖菜的阿姨。正在针灸的老大夫。都看向了我。我提着裤子，裤子里是钢蹦儿。我去银行换，银行领班也嘴碎。「你刚抢了公交车吗？」我去你大爷的！", "question": "怎样在便利店里不尴尬地买避孕套？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请支持我们的无纸化行动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868QQWG110icEj7TIyiavNAWrMXoBmh2MxrofwUz91OWwib6cGbQiajB3Mnog"}
{"text": "那个白衣服的人把剩下的吐司都抢走了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "这个问题你应该会解答吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447364"}
{"text": "嘘吧……昨天我梦到了一个全身绿色的老爷爷。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6863256"}
{"text": "禁枪后的双枪老太婆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaI0zkLAOwHNhbYA75licfztIibH0kpY7TrF6ULlU0Hm0lN2TPQrCSohhbg"}
{"text": "然后，所有人都不见了。", "question": "标题就写一个字，别太多了。", "star": 143, "type": "T2T", "image": "5819378"}
{"text": "好的好的，因为跑步的时候头发碍事，不如剃个光头怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7190981"}
{"text": "谢谢你告诉我。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4926638"}
{"text": "人家让我把苹果放在头上作为约定的标志。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3143666"}
{"text": "长得像他们的图腾。", "question": "如何让原始人们崇拜来自现代的你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说完「你这么爱讲你上来讲」后，发现学生讲得更好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhdvl2ouo2j30ci0el0vx"}
{"text": "《浪客剑心》第一季第八集", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "喂！是你一直往地上撒小豆子吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419850"}
{"text": "爸爸。", "question": "我明天是生日，准确地说，是出生的纪念日。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548085"}
{"text": "想起来有一次我堂妹吃西瓜，在每一块上面咬了一口，做了记号准备慢慢吃，我看不下去就在每块侧面都咬了一口，然后回房间了。啧啧啧，后来哭的啊……", "question": "怎样不动声色地对付熊孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "班主任的后脑勺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icWdnOczQdY9k0Ity8wyXnnQz4QicJnd6ohms8zicohJeSUAib9zNFvLUFA"}
{"text": "什么蛋白粉？没看见啊。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHRSamj2juTzC0V8veibBpHUiagFUFq54MKiaJjrEw5f8gUwria4HFic4xpCQ"}
{"text": "我说的是我们一辈子的终极目标，我们为什么活着？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "卧榻之侧，岂容他人鼾睡。", "question": "你为什么不愿意结婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "安美加说：“其实有200种呢。”", "question": "世界上有两种人。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349654"}
{"text": "还有1分钟的时间，你快上来吧。我们的目的地是一样的，‘加油哦！’", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "357810"}
{"text": "整个高中老子替那个重名的傻逼挨了十多次打", "question": "与和自己完全同名的人相处是一种怎样的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个世界上没有草食男这种东西。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "因为你没试过自己吃火锅……", "question": "为何西餐吃一块牛排就饱，吃中国火锅一盘牛肉都不够吃?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次投了个好胎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdpR42x0nE92kkQ7yh4vg5N6OlzcUv5Mx6g5k9HDshOAYHhY9azYvKRA"}
{"text": "哎呀！我正在第一次做家务呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6952905"}
{"text": "鼻炎。", "question": "一个男生带纸巾在身上，算娘炮还是斯文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "料理秘技：半圆糖霜拔丝", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "有纸吗？兄弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usdIpwCNERRfvedA2orTxL78PUCVWD8tib6tVL1icibVZc3iaPZWwMXzweIg"}
{"text": "大家一起露营！当天睡过头了。", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "S: 「老师我想请假。」T: 「为什么呀？」S: 「女朋友骨折了。」T: 「不要紧吧，那你先去，回来再说明情况。」S: 「谢谢老师。」同学说完后，意味深长地看着一地的指甲。", "question": "听过最烂的请假理由是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那边，丈夫在喊着没有没有，边哭。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6809462"}
{"text": "我一般是在旁边拱火的那种。", "question": "两只猫猫打架应该介入嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，一个香辣套餐，饮料要咖啡，不加糖，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MlsbU31KHj546h1WQ914xhqIun1HCkFLjUj3daTScvw9ch02c9uYQTQ"}
{"text": "你以为是删除了硬盘数据，其实是驱动没装好根本没这日志。", "question": "大脑为啥要删除 3 岁前的记忆？你小时候到底看见了啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我还以为是把红蓝都取消了，刚想说影响可能是国旗更容易脏了", "question": "法国总统马克龙修改了国旗颜色，却并未公开宣布，此举有何影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "墙上挂着一张奖状。", "question": "UFO的内部照片入手后最让我惊讶的事情是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3971092"}
{"text": "胡了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqMgLjC97Z8spMoH1iacKIpKhrvO8lyelGeJlnGkrK5uAsLl38ysV6gNQ"}
{"text": "这样啊……修学旅行你第一个睡着的吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwjkhkgla5j30ci0elgqj"}
{"text": "给我看看！", "question": "把酱油拿远一点再还给我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7051678"}
{"text": "我可不吃「饶命啊」这一套", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0xwn1k9suj30ci0eldi6"}
{"text": "这种沉重感压在了我脆弱的腰部。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5992535"}
{"text": "滋带回来报恩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjLwYWWNAHibibL0QK4YgyhkwwX6WcmMtFU8lRflQRHFVqQUwoW47bgcHw"}
{"text": "那时看起来是黑色的，但仔细一想，那是在深夜，又没有电，所以也许其实是白色的。", "question": "柯南说出了震撼的一句话。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4134776"}
{"text": "我忘了掀开盖子。", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "6560705"}
{"text": "来四份外卖……啊不用了，三份就行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWgwLXfYtakCOt8wSsV4p5uDYSmic0f2eYuabRp1FYrSicXpOQISQ4kAXg"}
{"text": "因为这已经把你免费加班的工资算进去了。", "question": "今年（2012年）校招  IT 界的薪水为什么会这么高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "伏", "question": null, "star": 1172, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go8zakal45j60zb1b344k02"}
{"text": "谷歌了一下，原来还活着。幸好啦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6852370"}
{"text": "汽车导航的内部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h772072xqdj30ci0elgmv"}
{"text": "我一般说吃饭了，男票会说「注意安全」……— —！也许，他觉得我会噎死吧……", "question": "对于女朋友日常的「吃饭了」「下课了」「上课了」「到家了」等消息，应该如何巧妙的回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在玄关就筋疲力尽了。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "一个一直误以为自己患有心脏病的花店老板，竭力阻止他说“把这个装饰在右心室的话，房间可能会显得更美”的推销行为。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3710722"}
{"text": "黑头又长出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZXNgobr7PCSpgRebuxOicw66pVGict6klkpKuxmAZpxfdt09iaIk4Mib71A"}
{"text": "女友口红换了相邻色号还问我有什么区别的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LMYVz6C3zeVsSXCEh7XrSm1VfGicl8wm17ZoRnrHoCfzkpc6OboZLtuw"}
{"text": "如果那样的话，卯流虎坊主就会闪耀光芒！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482404"}
{"text": "妈妈在做这种表情的时候怀上了我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3547516"}
{"text": "哈尔的移动城堡跟我想的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6887432"}
{"text": "真人版 搞笑", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021036"}
{"text": "猴子的尿意", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6826747"}
{"text": "金田一一（Kin-taichi）", "question": "给知名角色的名字加上一个字使其变得有趣。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376167"}
{"text": "用绳子绑着爬上去，即使是初学者的你也能安全登顶...布莱恩？", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "5607268"}
{"text": "钱。", "question": "打造一个时髦男友，需要哪些好物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "定制结婚蛋糕的要求是：希望上面的小人看起来比较酷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrhXkTw5fkiadcFUAxpvmFupLo4mODYDtJLrJuD50cHVAl3csJjVIicaMA"}
{"text": "有一次陪我老婆去买手机，我去交钱的时候，店员跟老婆说你儿子懂得挺多的。", "question": "长得显小都经历过哪些有意思的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就是你领的十亿美金？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MO3ibU2kkDRiaUHQX7IdTURnX8c2H5CQZUSvnsNYlCXwbs77ia3qXF6fKA"}
{"text": "烤漆", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "书上说交男朋友要先吊着他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpupibfibKsqNX6MjTiaLlu5hzpsUHLI980t719sD6DCtVdLxJM39bC8A8A"}
{"text": "只要没有明确地叫我滚就是对我有意思。", "question": "有哪些信号表明女生对你没意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷奶奶说帮个忙吧。", "question": "下午的工作我实在不想回去，能麻烦你对我说句话吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5392834"}
{"text": "有一天我收到了一封录像带信。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1225270"}
{"text": "通常很可爱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5953422"}
{"text": "你瞎了吗，对手在那边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcice7zy6NRl6oESoVkjhfRCg4nglzNQk7LkBNfGCq7rPPBBuX7TSIzvQ"}
{"text": "拜托了哦～你的东西是我的，我的东西也是我的，不是吗～♡", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "6513750"}
{"text": "还好只用双手就完成了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6817104"}
{"text": "不擅长冬眠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRlqQLicu5W5ibwU0VFk8adIuFXEaJHtSzdrPTexuHgR8y6c7MYt6xicj8bw"}
{"text": "恐高症比赛颁奖仪式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7CacVa94tMX76pJrEtPibKp4SKr7HfL06U3ENgqutdDz6B2j9gXn5Gbw"}
{"text": "球进了！", "question": "长～～～～～！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6962189"}
{"text": "戴森的内部构造", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500378"}
{"text": "接下来请听《你有权保持沉默》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmUBmer7v1FVSHFbpB50eiaESBeicgqoOWsiaodCj9zP8iau1UvZ97qq35qw"}
{"text": "律师「下面我们一起开封老爷子的遗言」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb42v1m803j30ci0elq6m"}
{"text": "我想吃你的杂烩饭。", "question": "请降低那部电影的紧张感。", "star": 111, "type": "T2T", "image": "7109323"}
{"text": "死侍：你有什么本领？悟空：我当年在寺里修行，曾遇着一个方上禅和子，教我一个砍头法。砍下头来，还能说话。完了腔子里还能再长一个。死侍：俺也一样。悟空：我剖腹剜心，还能再长回去。死侍：俺也一样。悟空：我能在滚油锅里洗澡，烫坏的皮肤长出来和新的一样。死侍扑通跪下：大圣，求求你，教教我这个神通吧！", "question": "孙悟空等超级英雄能杀死死侍吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了不尴尬，两人先暂时不停地笑着。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "177300"}
{"text": "是你在它的脸上又涂了一次墨水吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1423941"}
{"text": "开裆裤", "question": "有什么事在中国是主流，但放到世界上发现我们才是异类？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拿到鉴定团那里看看并不是那样。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "每天晚上来和我玩，早上做好饭后就不知去哪了，你是谁啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hfl9gn57rcj30ci0elwfr"}
{"text": "由于脚麻了，我慢慢地走着，结果被踩到了。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "2752460"}
{"text": "我只是被晒黑了！看我手掌脚掌都白着！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ss0QibrtUICWC5Dx2mI70uu0MdbD2ARSbbVD5LhkoJ7iaiaZiaialQgVRpdRQ"}
{"text": "十万伏特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4r6epbaosj20kl0rg76p"}
{"text": "「大雄，把静香的网袜套在头上爽吗？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elqy7l17caj20bn09a0u8"}
{"text": "忘记了过去的岁月。", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "你们是生物吗？", "question": "宫崎骏的下一部作品的标题", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7342658"}
{"text": "谈我防御！我现在无敌状态所有攻击反弹！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcq84jx95tj30ci0elae9"}
{"text": "路上撞见前男友，猛然觉得长得好丑。和老王聊天说他怎么那么丑，我记得他帅过的呀。老王哈哈大笑：他哪是帅过，是你爱过......", "question": "为什么 iOS 7 刚出的时候我觉得它那么丑，现在却觉得漂亮了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈：成绩单出来啦？给我看看吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1fntxsD7lEibYDKL8Ux8jgIKM6bRvfQ85zxBS8TCQnuG1T1y7Hrl1Ryg"}
{"text": "抱歉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4704542"}
{"text": "有财富管理公司的人打电话推销公司产品，收益率年化 20％，保本保收益。又推销找他们贷款年化利率只要 7％，搞得我好想找他们贷款投资他们公司的产品。", "question": "资本市场上有哪些让人一看就发笑的虚构概念？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其袭介个闷苔吼难答沃，因尾 muǐ衣格 siāng 港人梭的剖通话都不系云群一样的，没有衣格通用的 biū zǔn 揍很难总结粗方法。（译：其实这个问题好难答沃，因为每一个香港人说的普通话都不是完全一样的，没有一个通用的标准就很难总结出方法。）", "question": "怎样说出香港味的普通话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，铜锣烧！筋斗球来了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5380899"}
{"text": "队友在公屏上打出一个“？”之后的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMb3L70cGknBDkG5nMDXnCyatI2Duoibb8wcAMhB2rn11ibTTlvYNrH25g"}
{"text": "微信我我的朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNTdObGibuqvUJm9XGo4LCKOYFxnAv3icd4qDHhxcJaVSZpibgUibV2AaINw"}
{"text": "我理想中的世界", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2011878"}
{"text": "「老公你真厉害！」", "question": "女人是不是碰到甜言蜜语就会变得不清醒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抱歉，我无法理解您的请求。您能提供更多的上下文或解释吗？", "question": "把汽车的名字稍微改一下，让它显得有点土气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5413618"}
{"text": "想给女朋友买项链，半夜起来量，结果她突然醒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkKyRibeic6wFDB8ibQ8OLv7XTjE2hQYgIuGWJB6XXDRTx9jibCynoFW7T3Q"}
{"text": "孩子王国大摩天轮", "question": null, "star": 2933, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285302"}
{"text": "有这功夫研究不如多睡两个小时", "question": "如何每天只睡6小时，还保持一整天都精力充沛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里养的猫忽然学会隔空取内裤的超能力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWunQvBv7QNG7ic0vUPhMA5y8dXlpwXL8Ur1AEiaBHI6QEIicy9YlZlz1Xg"}
{"text": "别拿假货来糊弄我！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349114"}
{"text": "奥运会", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6477033"}
{"text": "去死吧，蠢儿子！|扑味/", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5nxaf0lfrj30ci0elwh1"}
{"text": "只有一个鼻孔，不会散热太多", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "谁换的保龄球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mkib5c6Agcp2BIhvNzlTGlib7Y3dftGGfCH0JumeuUEMc8Qjl4hmcC1Qwg"}
{"text": "谁一直在按我的空格键", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3JWZzdtgcMkag9Zml2J3hrA49ic7YQKhCE9a4SCCHcEl2zS0o6Z853icw"}
{"text": "把这个塞进这个看起来像嘴巴的洞里。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491936"}
{"text": "90 后最小的已经 17 了。", "question": "有哪些可怕的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不匿名了，我曾经尝试过申请裸贷，认真地摆姿势，拍照片，还穿上欲盖弥彰，若隐若现的贴身衣物，学了一点点摄影的技巧，就是为了能够找到最好的角度，拍出令我自己满意的照片。人家客服在电话里非常恼火地说，“只有女大学生才能裸贷，这位先生请你去死好吗？”“难道我的身材不够好么，你拿着我的裸体写真去同性交友网站上贴着，也是能有不少点击量的啊。”“痴线，滚吧。”我到现在也不明白，为什么他们不肯接受我的申请，真是歧视我们男性啊。", "question": "为什么有女大学生裸贷没有男大学生裸贷呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撒尿牛丸弹起时必须高于质检员的鼻子才算合格", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmbeOyoddic2ntwiarng3T4zNib3ty1nerMrJ0ribM73iaYFVonfDk967auKg"}
{"text": "抠图抠反了", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "如何从猫咪变回人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv196nwhx7j60ci0el77d02"}
{"text": "突然想起了美队曾试图勒死一个机器人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG31Cic09ucXMr3TyRNljzfR8WFyY08YQyU264Zsm5N2NLyNyYJJB0WIeg"}
{"text": "掉水里的两个鸡蛋找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPZTvMEe2ug3Ku3ERxcIeXK1rkIjuOSUBWKlhzeyk9GrXibMiccibT62wmw"}
{"text": "还记得小雨小雪亲妈 Mary 么？她是个色盲啊！这说明小雨也是啊！", "question": "《家有儿女》有什么细思极恐的情节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "二郎神的天眼近视了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzic59P9IyN08lfPOBlv2lf5MXVZbzUG9B3ehku87cibjw7g3eU55X3wlRQ"}
{"text": "找什么借口，你就是懒。", "question": "二十岁大学生生活失去了动力或者说热情怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "砰、砰、砰、砰……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380919"}
{"text": "放大！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7025178"}
{"text": "一场突如其来的事故，让本就不富裕的家庭雪上加霜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj0438yhopncIlTmCqbC9lumJIE0CQTDjF1kVevlSic9byU80mYNxZA8m7g"}
{"text": "我的支持率会上升吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855718"}
{"text": "袋鼠", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1785182"}
{"text": "虽然身体不好，但只有那一点很精神呢❤️", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680896"}
{"text": "我的衣服即使被扫描了也不会出现在网站上哦。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6520595"}
{"text": "烧烤店能在公园前开起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2182297"}
{"text": "知道了我是你未来老公吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhco6t4213j30ci0elacp"}
{"text": "给我看看你的和服！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6392081"}
{"text": "狐狸精的故事", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7164943"}
{"text": "手机掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz42pjjvb87pLfduIGXWlYDFeJp1djRB2dY97hAjImkq85xeDhxjG5ubw"}
{"text": "老王没被发现，女朋友松了口气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmLAyMnDPXUEHeUib5bOOGRVrbic7Cc8ctLuwKo0Cib9Vl0mU8dPYQfmGMw"}
{"text": "女士您好，现在办卡的话可以300元剪12次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaJPTP5dtBesMtCXibq993cSUdDQ6fziac73wU6l2LmTu6sEja4s64aecQ"}
{"text": "地球：开始跳吧。人类：已经跳过了……地球：(눈_눈)你们这么这么没用，真的努力跳了吗？人类：很努力了啊，跳的时候还引爆了整整 200 颗核弹……地球：……好吧。", "question": "全世界所有人同一时间跳起来再落下会造成地球毁灭吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超度了一只指原味鸡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibTNfYzWUrkJH8ed14txqpibQibziaeQSwYP4DtJYl8ricMVK30sxIoRyPBQ"}
{"text": "给你发 200 块钱，你一个礼拜就忘了，给你发个电动牙刷，你每天都用，能记一年，你拍个照片发朋友圈，你的朋友能记一个月，而且买牙刷的发票还能抵税，你说哪个划算？", "question": "为什么很多企业更倾向提高非货币性福利，而不是直接提高工资水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脊椎被打断后仍然挑畔的看着对方", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YiaO5WjoJSNFBiaic391LG56r6IlbmNO38xJDXBTqwNJYickA8gSMCrEMdg"}
{"text": "兔子之类的。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "妈妈，买 Ninjago 的玩具给我吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1898510"}
{"text": "让我们来！《海螺小姐》要开始了么？", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 1362, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "别看这边，不是叫你看吗？你在说什么啊，真是的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6778258"}
{"text": "你个小屁孩还用命令的口吻和我说话。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5619485"}
{"text": "这个人要吃一成熟的！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "因为是卷发，所以被取了“水母”的绰号，从那以后过着地狱般的校园生活，所以非常羡慕直发的人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2107520"}
{"text": "你在游戏里每度过十分钟，现实中就会失去一小时。", "question": "你通过玩游戏得到了哪些额外的人生经验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们同意一起坐出租车。", "question": "请说一句无聊的话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3354738"}
{"text": "神：难道是战争吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYdO6bwkII0fCibHlZCbGFTy2rMFATZqndGL1o0tWuF7uwsSUYtQPxT6Q"}
{"text": "在下五子棋", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "与力量同在，无所不能。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6661412"}
{"text": "正在重新规划路线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgFvlTrrL7G7cCWaZNCLyIVB5Y5uiaZ2WJvNsW2kPc7ciahQ3NSFJfdZ1A"}
{"text": "周围的人都期望应该有个超级帅的变身的期待值太高了。", "question": "奥特曼在日常生活中遇到困难。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "829589"}
{"text": "开学的前一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6NGhoTbicvJTU8hK78SrQl9UDAkKomrZThJj11rRgHa9lajC3KlSQOnQ"}
{"text": "柯南，你要被逮捕了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3361785"}
{"text": "我女朋友的卧室像个楼梯间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7146090"}
{"text": "过年亲戚来串门临走非得给孩子塞钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mxsVexuPHiazLPXKLv7MAoJ7C5neXjagXrzDq7wzpjq80cXQLKuXu52g"}
{"text": "不用毛巾擦干的派。", "question": null, "star": 1186, "type": "I2T", "image": "6349695"}
{"text": "给我倒杯悲哀的茶！", "question": "茶道部出身的不良少年有什么特征？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2380782"}
{"text": "工作上的聚餐取消了。", "question": "紧急状态宣言的好处。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6175659"}
{"text": "我得了红眼病，请不要看我眼睛！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "对着镜子反复练习一会就要对她说的那句话：异世相遇……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNtRnWBZv5V1GDlBHOCX73NqQr2z16NWGB6h3AFnyAmUBiaHse9LTPicSA"}
{"text": "我和我的兄弟郭敬明", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tWIzCLnEicS45qDKnke4Ir067PdedRcfdtqWzg8lL3Bux3Jh9GgEciatw"}
{"text": "当我为了工作不得不接受甲方的修改意见", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "眼镜男的同桌似乎有点危险", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wcqsLYht1LuGe2KbWWyy8CwNZbDk9DlCVmjmR2b84lp6R6FtASWdtpQ"}
{"text": "我决定进去。", "question": "进入学术会议最简单的方法。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5705912"}
{"text": "首先在沙子上练习蝴蝶脚。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3656124"}
{"text": "种在宿舍楼下的草地上，回来再挖回来……", "question": "放假回家，学校的花怎么浇水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都~说～了～是我嘛！我啊！你们的美女经理啊！早上醒来变成不认识的大叔了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hace1ekwfjj30ci0elwfm"}
{"text": "记者采访路人。记者：这位大妈您好。请问一下雾霾对您的生活有没有造成什么影响呢？老人：影响可大喽。首先你得看清楚，我是你大爷……", "question": "你见过哪些搞笑的新闻报道?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不用再去纠结爱情和面包哪个重要。你给我爱情就好了，面包我自己会买。", "question": "女生有钱到底有多重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "价值观对物在社会中流动的影响力，还未被充分认知。", "question": "为什么中国这么歧视文科生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我对高考零分作文一向很关注。", "question": "为什么大家对每年的高考作文都这么关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在国内，我本来也算黑一点的那种，加上眉毛粗重，不甚似电影里的典型中国人。在加拿大读书一年，经常雪地走路，男生又不注意抹防晒，晒得超级黑。后来又去了丹麦读书，刚到那里，许多丹麦人都问我是不是来自格陵兰群岛，各种优待，并兼顾说一句：格陵兰不要离开丹麦什么的，我们爱你们之类的……", "question": "你曾因为长相 / 颜值而受到过什么特殊待遇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "楼上又在家里种人参", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "穿山甲一直不停地挖土是为了找穿山乙。。", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第236次驾照考试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1exlrw10a16j209z089aay"}
{"text": "不记得把钱存到哪台ATM里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eopbhcoa4ij20av08odh8"}
{"text": "杠精。", "question": "从生物学角度看，「毒液」最像我们已知的哪种生物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在这里训练孩子引体向上效果奇佳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAEriaX5HzECRiaAbhJv6o0TeKtV9owYAzYQLK0cv1MzZSG3I20RGLianGg"}
{"text": "璀璨的导弹飞来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6192996"}
{"text": "有请下一位反对党代表", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YhafmL3RM15XU6ibArVnSIQztwgxR8etIy75atwicmHUicluicsrAg11rgQ"}
{"text": "比赛！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "夏天还没有结束。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7347483"}
{"text": "把背后的箭头擦掉", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "下个回合把他KO掉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h180ov3zgaj30ci0eln0f"}
{"text": "老师说「今天是3月3号】时，学号是3号、13号、23号、33号的同学的表情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmHAtJBNiakb9C0BVwjhxlseYMSyCtfNxA5GV9zcaSwKPdf9SibdSWu1uA"}
{"text": "裁判：二号跑道选手还没到吗？教练：马上！马上！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHPry3FkEF74fetvXU7Je1gwEIf2YmiaE5ATw3qLMC2cbCibhvia5DyndpA"}
{"text": "每个人得到了一台日晒机。", "question": "新入职的公司是黑心企业，为什么发现的？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383785"}
{"text": "住在上铺比较高兴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCbcAU7gwicYh4ZEETVRHWFzAPlKYJxsoLh00WhBM8picOtEAooWicdicq5A"}
{"text": "为什么有人考试成绩就没出过年级前十，有人及个格都困难？为什么有人儿孙满堂，有人老无所依？为什么有人桃花不断，有人却孤独一生？为什么科比在NBA呼风唤雨时，有人还在学校篮球场挨帽？为什么梅西手捧金球奖，有人还在宿舍被人实况活虐？为什么当初一块挂科打Dota的兄弟现在工资能差的好几倍？为什么200公斤猪肉男搂着女神，而有人却连杂货铺小妹都约不出来？为什么土豪拿着金色5S，屌丝手捧山寨机？为什么名媛肘挎普拉达，土肥圆垮鸿星尔克？为什么为什么为什么为什么？！...这一切，究竟是人性的扭曲，还是道德的沦丧？欢迎收看本期《走进科学》之《讨论别人的事有个蛋用》！", "question": "为什么有的人到了25岁以后，工作上也有了一定的成绩，婚姻也很幸福，有的人却还是在一无所有的起点上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刹车在第几页来着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1sESxomsysicDfKUrYS0n4qNB5ZJSS18VzgLENEocXQTZrXUKZmovRxLA"}
{"text": "尼尔斯的神奇之旅", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7063208"}
{"text": "试吃区传来烤肉声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7c1202xvtj30ci0eljsn"}
{"text": "灌汤包吃不吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDLpFW8gu9E49XAR1gd1PTdIC3FAibicaPl2ZMzpSwlzqfysjDKPE1icCiaw"}
{"text": "癌细胞卒。", "question": "如果吃一小勺癌细胞会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鲁迅和郭沫若都出去了。", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "我：「爸，你不是说我如果这次相亲成功就给我买辆车吗？」老爸：「对啊！」我：「告诉你个好消息。」老爸（激动）：「难道……妙，妙啊！」我：「当然妙咯，这车啊，哈哈，儿子我帮你省下来了，不用买了。」老爸：「你，你过来，扶我起来～对了，把你旁边那根晾衣杆拿过来！」那一天，我第一次知道我原来可以跑的那么快……", "question": "你被逼婚逼到什么程度过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假设父母打你事件的相关系数为ρ，计算可知你会挨打的几率是(3-ρ)/4。所以你会发现父母行动越一致，你被打的概率越低。如果父母喜欢同时行动，那么你只有 1/2 几率会被打；如果两人行动完全不相关，此时两人的行动恰好也是独立的，挨打几率为 3/4如果两人喜欢对着干，相关系数为 -1，那你就惨了，100% 被打", "question": "考试砸了回到家，母亲打我的概率是 1/2，父亲打我的概率也是 1/2，那我被打的概率是多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我小时候也问过我妈。我妈说，叔叔阿姨要告诉你，芭比娃娃玩完要收拾好，不要乱放。", "question": "为什么《新闻联播》结束后总有播音员在收拾稿子的片段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厕所设计得很容易使用。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "5853658"}
{"text": "他说用棍子可以，他已经准备好了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "2天的黄金周。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "贱。", "question": "喜欢调戏女人，特别是傲娇的女人，让她面红心跳；但是，并没有追求的意思。这样单纯的调戏行为，如何评价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以。十八年前我试过，现在我又十八了……准备去弹它蛋蛋……评论区@求学时 ：现在孟婆汤质量越来越差了", "question": "在野外旅行遇见老虎可不可以把他像猫一样提起来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我知道你很难过，可你别忽然坐下呀…", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqick21xicoCLzfqOGHwHEyhhe3m6xDJtLDibibpBHKibVus6LMojY5D8ZejCQ"}
{"text": "只是觉得移动起来有趣，就算排成一列也很好玩。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2598255"}
{"text": "「咋啥也看不见呢？」「你闭错眼睛了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9rk8qset7j20am0cb3zr"}
{"text": "警方终于意识到了柯南才是元凶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gjfvf4bpudj30ci0el469"}
{"text": "没什么大不了的。", "question": "名侦探柯南中常见的不会有人死亡的剧情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1582225"}
{"text": "媳妇儿。她会做饭能逗比，文能骂人武能打仗。另外按斤数来看，同样的花费，她的单价明显比别人媳妇儿要便宜。", "question": "你买到过性价比最高的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "的人不是我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPEYO5SicokliaMek2Bv6BLNg2icib9nLLYoWvjVUrI5nUibX6sXQzo9NLibCQ"}
{"text": "给大象做人工授精工作失败后的房间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFtb5ogaQmrCvUcEiauhA3Bt5KH6CicfOWfYh4fm2oxnvfALiaWVOEoFCnQ"}
{"text": "你咬小慧的袖子干什么！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4EV3DticdnvkyUHTHXFaYcCULrw0fDTaGc6tyJJ8suBUk5h4XA8Azwow"}
{"text": "以后胸罩别随便加锁哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTxn3QdIJGoFueMOwsXBIDBOAPvSlZo9o013E5RbOszLYzUSN3s5TTCQ"}
{"text": "面试官说：“虽然说过服装可以随便，但是……”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5837660"}
{"text": "沙漠里的蛇有话说", "question": "毒蛇出没之处，七步之内必有解药。这是正确的么？如果是，依据是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于让她睡着了，总算可以可以安心打游戏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjVoZB7jic8HUibGkkPK5bfyMEUpzpruNicJZBqS1kURjSXnnSYicAbuCpmQ"}
{"text": "妈妈的婚礼今天举行了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3111410"}
{"text": "一会我来开车，是吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868jcKUHLPAXQ5ptgYibHTSaqHmUAtIIwRjnxVsMExFfvzlTxLxFbGgMyg"}
{"text": "对第一次69感到困惑的情侣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAUpAULVfwDib4LeiaVjiaMSbyb54xrpHnycswC1Y01IyxOQO1ZII6lZ46A"}
{"text": "有什么好事？你不能再在我面前说dAnimeStore的事了！如果你不想变得像约会一样的话。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255754"}
{"text": "这是只水牛，不是驯鹿。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2522958"}
{"text": "「（地面太刺眼了，看不清楚……）嘿，骑车的人！如果你在的话，能不能举个手？我记得我在这附近啊！」", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500881"}
{"text": "世上仅存的两只三足猫遭遇了繁衍危机", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "那就随便吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4522848"}
{"text": "我以为我在看哆啦A梦，但静香和大雄好像有什么变化。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448072"}
{"text": "每一个步骤都擅自「此时加入小鱼干」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gxx8wg8zuuj30ci0elaea"}
{"text": "嫌疑人犯错时遇到女王。", "question": "我感到无知是可怕的。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6849580"}
{"text": "看到德利夫，餐桌就出来了，身体不自觉地有了反应。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1877065"}
{"text": "我有两个性格。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6738885"}
{"text": "上节课后面的男生确实没睡觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKoTibte8MMibXibQPeUvxdSiajIdxeQkyY2qTmnV4UHvK3qswryib0AMUJr0N5DEqoZg8kpcIUp3Zazw"}
{"text": "女生伤心时与男生伤心时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWoNeFhOX2eiaPA7p3xsic9WxF0Bth9nwV54Mr6BKYUYCOPtLKvKqruvQQ"}
{"text": "这边的铁轨上只有一个人，而那边的铁轨上有五个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSszvNyu7icj5Wq4sdwtzcGraFkbWv7n3fwib4Bzl1icDFQ1tOOnXAiaSiaIA"}
{"text": "Golgo 13岁", "question": "给那个角色名字加一个字，让它变得有趣起来。", "star": 80, "type": "T2T", "image": "5859613"}
{"text": "比起那个，更喜欢高跟鞋。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7258095"}
{"text": "吃饭的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "每天都是独自旅行的感觉。", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "我不认识我妻子的脸。", "question": "如果世界上所有的化妆品都消失了，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215842"}
{"text": "「这种猫咪咖啡馆……会有人再来吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxvt23veztj30ci0eldj8"}
{"text": "相比之下，我觉得异性恋更火", "question": "为什么现在同性恋这么火？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了不吓跑蟑螂不动声色地拿起拖鞋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejozptq0g3j20ao0ckwf4"}
{"text": "裙子两层会热咩？(´・ω・`)可是夏天出汗坐了很久站起来只有里面那一层黏在身上你就会感谢它辣。", "question": "有哪些外行人看来很蠢的设计实际上却是精妙无比？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "感应到老妈在10公里外的超市咕叻「今晚吃汉堡吧」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7ga4dz3w0j30ci0elq6q"}
{"text": "她跟我说，我会找到比她更好的女孩。我当时就笑了，哪里有比她更好的。", "question": "你听女生说过最大的谎言是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这样只会让你的 EX 下不了台，然后默默的感慨自己眼光好。幸亏甩了你，要不然要跟你这二货苦一辈子。", "question": "偶遇前女友和新欢在一起，我应该如何打招呼说话才能既不显小气又不失风度，即幽默风趣又能让对方下不来台？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "饭里加糖啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6991154"}
{"text": "你的高中，太扯了！", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "2519186"}
{"text": "跟兴冲冲的男朋友说今天大姨妈来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzUyKvqFiaQuvOhsLWXJy8ib2niapwgxE9BLIiaYJY6v5IMSjGAJ54HLOmRw"}
{"text": "我刚才想干什么来着？", "question": "有哪些一个人玩的推理性很强的游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马斯奥，就是因为爬山才会变成这样子的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3428666"}
{"text": "量产型奥特曼，其名为赛罗！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6783544"}
{"text": "左：再也不理你……了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etget2wxtaj20b109kjsx"}
{"text": "我们没想到1人烧烤会这么热闹。", "question": "分享一个无人能理解的夏日回忆。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "3409604"}
{"text": "不过，我会一直打到她哭为止！", "question": "在谚语或名言后面加上“但是”来破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5618635"}
{"text": "轮到我介绍自己的论文了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVbJKK0YhQedjAwiauC7rpjQWBYAQ1IrPYcFwF9zyCTdrRdS3hqscdXuw"}
{"text": "向日葵的种子里面。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4398943"}
{"text": "下象棋时执意要走直线的象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNkqYgqNvd9z20RslLt22IAulGtlzvN53ZS8ZM8COKLFnv5UsQyIhlIy2rahl3j9SOyIfYG8icNzA"}
{"text": "课间十分钟的学校小卖部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNtTAUVS4ickrvXYY9vOQzJQib3ibOQ67u3oZb8Ek3rNlr9pFFHRexSct8g"}
{"text": "犯人自首了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HATeSYfrgTGNVO6ufTeOs49WN3eMickN9Gj18t3NBNiaCe6tDgOlLIpbSg"}
{"text": "真是让人受不了啊。", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "爸，右边的辫子也要这么长吗", "question": null, "star": 140, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "狗拿耗子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GW6s2MMc89bVM2T026gH3DIH6nDUz22WYSqdSLNkksnsWlsn6cQ4kAMA"}
{"text": "你我皆是小丑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5kibS8P0vXnqmVzqOSHlghWpCRABXY8sTeoNiaQTpLbcAt4XrZrPpI5g9SiaM9t218eibpJicicPomlaA"}
{"text": "「慢着！让蓝战士做你对手！」「不，黄战士！」「绿战士！」「粉战士！」「那棵树！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h328gdw4kmj30ci0el0tw"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "受害者最后看到的景象", "question": null, "star": 1435, "type": "I2T", "image": "1857192"}
{"text": "勾起了我伤心的回忆。从小我胆子留特别小，还喜欢看恐怖的东西。直到有一天，我和我妈一起爬楼梯，是那种很破很破的老楼。我回头看见我妈一直低着头不说话，突然想起了一个鬼故事：有一个人回家，在楼下碰到他妈，和他妈一起回家，到门口了，准备开门，手机响了。他妈在电话里特别着急的问他在哪里，为什么在楼下没看到他。好死不死，我把这个故事讲给了我妈，我妈还是不说话，这个时候我已经开始有点害怕了。我就问她为啥不说话，我妈缓缓地抬头，哇，我妈皮肤是真的白。她慢悠悠地笑着对我说，你为什么觉得我就是你妈呢。卧槽，我当时真的腿一软，差点吓晕过去，连滚带爬地哭着到了我姥爷家门口。从此有了阴影，最怕和别人一起爬楼梯。", "question": "你被吓的最惨的一次是什么情况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当三石琴乃因为流感倒下时，我代替她演出，我是荒木香衣。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5765617"}
{"text": "零件的整体平衡太差了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4511522"}
{"text": "你家的电热毯好热啊！", "question": null, "star": 1025, "type": "I2T", "image": "481001"}
{"text": "你说的那是数码宝贝", "question": "达尔文的进化论是真的吗，就是蚯蚓进化成蛇，老鼠进化成蝙蝠，鸟进化成翼龙，鲨鱼进化成鲸鱼等等？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔着货架看18禁区域的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673019"}
{"text": "逐渐看懂了吐槽的意思", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib94aJB1I2hYXed8kbicNsztd1QD1dibsCYWsPRBUmiab3ibqmlkbE3dbE85g"}
{"text": "终于签订了和平条约！但是，猫是见缝就钻的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2268137"}
{"text": "语音里有一个麦克风故障的队友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWial9P3SLEph4rE8n3yMshVgToSZqFic4u5U7Jq6DpnShticic1peHn5Z8A"}
{"text": "连续出现新纪录的肺活量测定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7hScU20lfFGRhK20gGAawTHzqvna2Wqcz75tFOtUBia63Xbe0L2JGibDxA"}
{"text": "那个……露天澡堂离更衣室这么远吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdiqybno7uj30ci0eltcx"}
{"text": "这个地方开车大概需要15分钟。", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "老计划，你叼走她的包，我把你打跑，剩下的交给我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eKjDlXolP5DCa4YbIuePDZzsw457jpjwsFGibiaXH7SxcyXZWc4OfKASQ"}
{"text": "提问：被子与作业孰旧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQJ0O6j0Qm0vFicic0Bk4RCjH7wkllloOqibNGcDe1rvGgcZqboof0E4B9g"}
{"text": "等到尾巴摇起来才松开手", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3822781"}
{"text": "抱歉，嘴张再大我也不能给您采样", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "“你们放大了看，图片最右边有一条绿线！”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "刚被弯弯坐过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "哈利·波特与神秘的密室", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "放心吧，你就说买不到。你男朋友会理解的。", "question": "男朋友说想换个显卡，我心急口快说我帮你买啊，然后一搜显卡一万多买不起，然而话已出口该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师：你家谁起得最早我：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQtibu8ia44giafPDZDyZ2ja2yduQDiayMHlBOZSK5hW7FsSJcGib6icWhMCIw"}
{"text": "除了“高中语文书”你敢买点别的书吗？敢吗？", "question": "李白的诗算无病呻吟吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国人：我的亲朋好友可以自由绽放个性，但外国人都得按我的想法生活中国人：外国人可以自由绽放个性，但我的亲朋好友都得按我的想法生活", "question": "在道德观上美国人和中国人最大最明显的区别在哪儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "广告词：杨国福麻辣烫：张亮都说好吃的麻辣烫张亮麻辣烫：不是每一个张亮都懂麻辣烫", "question": "杨国福麻辣烫邀请张亮做代言，张亮麻辣烫要怎么做才能反将一军？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上起床发现自己被点名了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6955427"}
{"text": "减肥开始一小时后出现了吃咖喱饭的错觉。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6499332"}
{"text": "第一名和第二名在举横幅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbX4qJMuSrlB4KKILPFnk1HVIRcJmOzXw0uUwF9BXtzo7kpaGde7ic2iaUw"}
{"text": "先确认自己的性取向是女人还是母猫", "question": "如果一觉醒来你变成了一只猫，置身于一个陌生的城市街道，你想怎么选择以后的猫生，具体做法是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "于老师家人开始收版权费。", "question": "现在有什么东西能够打败郭德纲吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看见我儿子了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f0l9k78wuuj208o0bkgmx"}
{"text": "不小心把屁股看成天花板", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEJtdgEacn1CicGFn5PbIfRNON3yeGsMZC9084s3ecMOE4QIFoZpLyd8A"}
{"text": "希望早上起来的时候能看到星星。", "question": "睡觉前说句话。", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "4416715"}
{"text": "下次打羽毛球记得去外面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecptvgp73fj20af0brta5"}
{"text": "能不能让我过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgkxcs8jskj30ci0el789"}
{"text": "刚才和我在一起的那个男人是谁？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6723749"}
{"text": "啊咧？大雄是谁来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7xlypug05j30ci0el0tp"}
{"text": "副社长很受欢迎。", "question": "蜡笔小新推荐的大马力摩托车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7323673"}
{"text": "敌军全部回应过来。", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "师傅前面就是长安城了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBAGTkYqfCjo5roTKqSiaf5fRp0BmCYjH2DzqicpNSJR9H8LqzKsSmETmA"}
{"text": "新手捡到了一顶中级头盔先戴上再说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1f2700py5bdj20by0awwfz"}
{"text": "我用胸部也能夹住屏幕呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmj73NCxa2icZVTlUN3FZpicdWdXgNZ3k1Q5asVc7pdMaDmUO9ytuibcF1A"}
{"text": "说起来略有点不好意思，大学的时候有次看非诚勿扰，有个做软件开发的男嘉宾牵手失败，屏幕上打出了他的邮箱，让观众们觉得合适的可以邮件联系，然后我就发邮件问他能不能帮我做编程作业 ……结果他真的帮我做了 ……", "question": "你给哪些牛人发过邮件？有哪些结果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "讲真要是有人把我手机号曝光让一大堆我认都不认得的人给我发生日快乐震的我都不能好好刷微博知乎朋友圈我能把屎盆子扣他脑袋上。", "question": "和女朋友异地，该怎么文艺地说生日快乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "许愿复活了坠机前的牢大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqick21xicoCLzfqOGHwHEyhhe3m6xDJtLDibibpBHKibVus6LMojY5D8ZejCQ"}
{"text": "摄像头拍下了连续3天乱按火警的犯人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzulxeqjr0j30ci0eln1i"}
{"text": "什么叫做“十万日元无法生活”啊！先工作再说吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5164294"}
{"text": "新一代挖掘机，指纹解锁，安全防盗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrsak26GoCrMxuqsWwpvFKcibs7FPumBaAbcOuCLUPwEicTo0RTx26VE4Q"}
{"text": "在星巴克兼职一年半，现已辞职。1.一个五十多岁的大叔过来跟我说，给我来一杯浓情化不开。我：？？？？不好意思了我们这里没有浓情化不开。大叔中气十足一吼：热巧克力啊你不知道吗？行，那没事了马上给您整。2.一个外国客人看着饼柜好久，我面带微笑等他点单，他说：epinsui.我：？？这是什么单词，脑子里搜索一遍，查无此词，当机。然后外国客人重复了好多遍，都开始着急了我还是不明白。然后旁边伙伴过来说，一瓶水啊！憨憨。 ", "question": "星巴克有哪些奇葩顾客提的要求，让你目瞪口呆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "微支付", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861819"}
{"text": "即使不是餐厅，自家也能够在吃乐地网站上被评出4.5分的评价。", "question": "厕所之神是唯一能满足的愿望是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5701053"}
{"text": "这次的娃娃机夹到了一个奇怪的娃娃", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "大夫：？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "美女刚写下的电话被赶来击掌的兄弟抹掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHlq2bib6vXic2ympC78DqnSN1tsI6eLsuFwZicEXfMgJIXeRoNqzrBsoVg"}
{"text": "小时候我妈煮了一锅青菜汤，稀汤寡水的，打死我都不喝。我妈不住地跟我叨叨，说不要拒绝没尝试过的食物。我喝了一口，好好喝，可是当时只剩下一点汤了。从那以后天天吵着我妈煮青菜汤，后来我妈又煮了一次，又回到了清汤寡水一股青菜味儿。我说为什么和上次不一样了，我妈说上次她放了一包方便面调料……", "question": "有什么食物是你一直不看好，真的吃到却很惊艳的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈，我是米老鼠！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4579104"}
{"text": "虽然越狱成功了，但是想上厕所所以急忙返回。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2549926"}
{"text": "考试时写了大雄的名字竟然得了零分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcox02ulj215u15u7b6"}
{"text": "已经十点了吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4199112"}
{"text": "什么火龙果？我可没见过", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "不行……股票账户……不能看啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkLsKYeXKAxxjico41NBBDlXgcgCNVs6ticCWMmsSybrZwuSdJvWOibqAibQ"}
{"text": "你火急火燎让我们带上家伙就是过来帮你擀饺子皮？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicPECoRpuSzGNicVzsGlVGblD4Ytc3lShZ3BW42NOfuUX0AAGjlDChavA"}
{"text": "看啊，那颗伸长的模糊星星！我用橡皮擦魔法把它擦掉！", "question": null, "star": 2791, "type": "I2T", "image": "7108222"}
{"text": "柯南下一集的神秘来宾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqtr83ykb4j30ci0elq3s"}
{"text": "新垣结衣结婚了。", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "独轮车", "question": null, "star": 213, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gusypow66gj60tu13tadx02"}
{"text": "出光的广告代言酬劳不错。", "question": "奥特曼一族守护地球的真正原因。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7075270"}
{"text": "哇，我找了好久的大头菜！我要吃了你！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2221846"}
{"text": "原来国防光缆长这样啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwW4QsZQexBWj2AH4DvvQpGEIKR0vtJaowLJJ0uZWcAcBCRbqXUM9X7Q"}
{"text": "我雇了一位最便宜的家政服务员，结果被派来了。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "686740"}
{"text": "挖了陷阱的院子传来了婆婆的悲鸣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1gex4yn8qj30ci0elgpp"}
{"text": "虽然和你一样出生，但也能接受吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235103"}
{"text": "你妈：自己包的饺子自己吃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibtHkOAqwDHr9ZSKqWhxmibSOlurBHr2IiayDWoExticZkwL8yxEtbnMEWg"}
{"text": "有时会这样，摘除侧头部的肿瘤。没问题，可以吃东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196601"}
{"text": "她不会再回来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "把一切异性给的看不懂的东西都理解为表白", "question": "妹子送了本书，在扉页上写了一段俄文，看不懂，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最后两根头发", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "白色的口袋拯救了废物人。", "question": "随便说一下这个故事。", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "1979138"}
{"text": "辛苦他找个不爱钱的民族，让他们把钱转给汉族，谢谢哦。", "question": "如何评价「汉族是世界上最爱钱的民族」的看法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姑娘慢慢的走进一个污水横流的破落茅屋，收起伞，慢慢从内衣的暗兜里掏出几片脏兮兮皱巴巴散发着难以名状味道的钞票，递给低着头坐在矮凳上的一个衣衫褴褛、不停咳嗽的老汉：「爹，这是我的卖身钱，今起我就不能回来了，你买点药，也给弟弟妹妹们买点吃的吧。」老汉木着脸默默把钱接了，姑娘缓缓转过身，摸了摸在发霉的稻草堆上挤成一团，像鹌鹑一样打着抖，眨巴着眼睛看着她的几个面黄肌瘦的小萝卜头的脑袋，没有再说什么，就出门撑开伞走了。雨就这么一直下着，阴云压得很低很低，连鸡和狗都不叫了，到处都是污水和垃圾，只有阴暗处的霉菌肆无忌惮快活的疯长着，把整个世界笼罩在无边无尽的腐臭之中，仿佛整个世界都要永远这样子霉败下去......这天，什么时候，才能放晴呢？！", "question": "你愿意回到民国，走在石板路上，做一个撑着油纸伞的优雅姑娘吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上车前没发现车座被盗了", "question": null, "star": 356, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkyb4878a5j610a14bag502"}
{"text": "这套比赛服，现在已经是幻影了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036294"}
{"text": "二柴说，我就想知道刚才是谁推我的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkrl2Tw6o3BMayqDDag6PMF4Giaib1veftCtrwX5ianFrdwUpoGGyayXgrw"}
{"text": "黑铁英雄耸立在空中。", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 116, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "海上搜救队规定的求救信号比较难", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWMf0n9ej02ibEomK7zJhTSYG7GMlJhcBIOjqTa9ysvzTBBHAKteoXC5g"}
{"text": "芥末：还没发现我混了进来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HurZT68InS7rc8srrYNZ0kQgoyGyo8VD348J6CUAa0LaxC9Sd5TkcRfeb1FRK6fLnLvpO4BacSicg"}
{"text": "我老婆最喜欢的歌手是凤凰传奇。后来我也是。", "question": "约妹子看电影时对影片的选择有分歧，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这双手好脏啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625495"}
{"text": "刚还在玩的橡皮泥去哪那儿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvycudqckpj20yi12etus"}
{"text": "师傅叫德弘正也。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6374880"}
{"text": "自杀式恐怖袭击", "question": "殉职率99%是什么工作？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6852880"}
{"text": "给不等自己的人一记千年杀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8y4e9c6JSnrd42ZwoIzespIN7jm0NfI5Iv4TqGg6icqG9y04G1GE7UCA"}
{"text": "锻炼5分钟后照镜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qarq7tqElc2Fk6WG8fwia30OSfcTGxp8wRECNqFA0tCAheGhA02sW0HNucHlTibAnwzAia0iauXOhw1g"}
{"text": "引开他俩的注意偷偷整理自己卷边儿的秋裤", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "家里有天来了我爸爸妈妈的各种朋友，一大群客人。大家其乐融融地坐在沙发上看着电视聊着天的时候！我家狗子！把我那天早上起来扔在垃圾桶里的血淋淋的夜用加长 410 拖了出来叼着满屋子跑，360º 展览给每一位在座的大哥大嫂！在所有人的凝视下我追着灵动活泼的他跑了五分钟才截下那一片 410。场面之血腥，我已不用赘述。整个屋子寂静如死亡，所有人都静默不语，装作电视很好看的样子。", "question": "你有哪些想想都想去死的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怪兽正在破坏学校，学生们准备帮忙消灭奥特曼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmwTRaPqkSdCHo3Lzp5AIqyZ6GoL9u2Vdu0n2fMW1VcB1NRbhQcalEDw"}
{"text": "请问您筷子用好了吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2555500"}
{"text": "因为只有人类有盐。", "question": "为什么只有人类在吃东西的时候需要另外加盐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正为「儿子怎么这么蠢……而悲伤时，儿子用自创舞步安慰起了自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqslf7f9h0j30ci0eljyw"}
{"text": "今天的司机是新手，好爽啊，啊哈哈哈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ea6xpx69vlj20bz0c1aat"}
{"text": "怪不得你总戴竹蜻蜓上天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hexzlkf9zbj30ci0elgot"}
{"text": "小姐，请问这片羽毛是你掉的么？", "question": "在羽毛球场如何搭讪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "E", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbsovm7zusj30ci0el42r"}
{"text": "这个孩子看起来像女孩，完全无法想象他是男孩，竟然还有人把他发到网上。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825154"}
{"text": "啊呀，三个人各自的大小和形状都不一样呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrDJm0WFnib7tB5VVFkicRaYoLQsW31tROQLKO4ZxxFnVrY3c2lnWnhFETw"}
{"text": "为啥要给我的围裙装这么多应用！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9rpvlwf8rj20ba0amdhd"}
{"text": "哎呀，没办法，今天也只好让老爷开心一下了……咕噜咕噜咕噜。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3587960"}
{"text": "我们尽力了很遗憾最终死因为..猫过敏··", "question": null, "star": 442, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwx3onroqcj616a1kewnw02"}
{"text": "看到有人倒在地上，城里人却很冷漠。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1837690"}
{"text": "转校生来的那天早上，出现了以前不应该有的空座位。", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "别他喵拍了！还不来就劳资！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "居然两次出同样的题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHT2jC7hibfFr9KM1evs15Z0Uq8CL9k9sic7o5j4Em0ZRdR5ibDhFia5ux5A"}
{"text": "想要救回你的孩子，就把晚饭的烤鱼换成汉堡饼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h00e513ykhj30ci0el42b"}
{"text": "山手线是不是绕着同一个地方转来转去就有意义呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7211612"}
{"text": "这是我们入学安全教育听到的，听的我一愣一愣的。讲有个同学在学校里被一条蛇咬了，蛇是没毒的，但是咬着疼啊，这个同学就把蛇抓到宿舍楼顶天台，生了堆火想烤着吃掉解恨，没想到楼顶有人晒棉被，烧烤的火星点着了被子，还越烧越大，好多学生就在楼下看热闹，有个同学在宿舍里看外面那么热闹，就从阳台爬到晒衣服的架子上往上看，一不小心就掉了下来，腿还摔折了。最后老师总结在校园里看到野生动物不要慌。", "question": "有什么笑话可以笑一辈子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姚明打篮球这么好，他穿四角内裤还是丁字裤？", "question": "学霸用按动笔还是拔帽笔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所有人都能成为巨人的成员。", "question": "麻烦告诉我一下《进击的巨人》的内容。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263486"}
{"text": "实在没什么可骄傲的。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "那个被我点名为胸部最大的女孩出来了。", "question": null, "star": 77, "type": "I2T", "image": "4777861"}
{"text": "往家拾田螺，看哪个能变", "question": "长得丑，长得矮，没钱没背景，好吃懒做。怎么找一个各方面条件都不错的女孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "互相用QQ小号试探对方", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTESBicCibKmzIxrecgYRsbGhhFo1A9NqnKibUGXLvt9ibodxLWriaOicsZEmQ"}
{"text": "母亲被生化危机影响了吗？她不停地威胁我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3833473"}
{"text": "十年前五年前现在", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKaTWoA0GxP1EoJXA5Sgx76B74fMNLAyfn2p7Twytichh7buYxNIlZniaQ"}
{"text": "方世玉：让你尝尝广东猫头桩", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "没眼看自己的手学了好几天的意大利手势", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "忘记充电的手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20wZZdqG7pDk9fMCvdRt07nYuYT3RD4ZUpntiaMz0nvsQr2T1mJ0icRZibw"}
{"text": "老公已经这样三天了", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "真理是否掌握在少数人的手里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaNeaw4vWdcFyuY0v3z5QHSnUG8ibZkRhjuI50Wia6RcL2erts1FA6kMKw"}
{"text": "19:00", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFCYrN1m0jdfx5yicK1CgdduibQ2ztQT98wqU76MaMDUP6kMdHnz2AEyyuA"}
{"text": "#大学黑暗面的事情", "question": "米奇好像在搜索什么。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6636778"}
{"text": "IE 天天都问我要不要把它设定为默认浏览器，已经好几年了。", "question": "男生坚持每天给女生说晚安，持续一年会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生发剂的钱我们全额退款", "question": null, "star": 170, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyatflrpgjj611y1ekthb02"}
{"text": "一位叫 J. D. Stein 的数学家出过一本书:Sex, Crime, and Functional Analysis: Part I: Functional Analysis", "question": "哪些书名让你拍案叫绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "背负着学生们的期望", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZw0BMktRI4w9oH05Iv1xA5J0Pfd6aO1Tbzr2AaJ0UpicRllP09QrePNYg"}
{"text": "小时候在我妈同事家做客，看见报纸上有副图片，写着“女人要关爱乳房”之类的话。于是我就问我妈什么是乳房。我妈很不好意思，在我的再三追问下说，“乳房就是给小孩喂奶的地方。”于是我一直以为乳房是一种房间的称呼，跟卧房书房厨房一样，功能是给小孩喂奶。直到有一次，我去参观别人家的新房，女主人兴致勃勃的给我们介绍各个房间的面积，什么厨房15平米书房10平米。于是我就来了一句，“阿姨，那你的乳房在哪，多少平米啊？”———————————————不是段子", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没鼻子。", "question": "有哪些事情人们在二次元可以接受，而在三次元则不可接受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近怪兽不来玩了，你还老是跑来跑去的好像挺喜欢这里的，地球……又没打算征服你", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "92404"}
{"text": "少年，凭你这个问题背后透露的强大内心，你以后泡妞一定无往不利", "question": "喜欢的女孩老说滚吧，是不是滚床单的意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果你们两个以后结婚了，想起第一次老公送礼物的场面：哈哈哈，老公当时太萌了\\(//∇//)\\，竟然送给我一箱牛奶。如果你们两个没在一起，以后想起这个男生：尼玛，这男的智障，竟然送我一箱牛奶。充分的说明了一箱牛奶说明不了啥，最重要的还是你们相处过程中男孩的性格人品，以及你们之间的匹配度。", "question": "男朋友在第一次约会时送了箱牛奶，是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“Oishi”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "你是说的我吗？", "question": "害虫不如人类，但比人类低级。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3093928"}
{"text": "每次拍视频总有乱入的", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "看到有学生考试舞弊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TUumqtwyveDLgNT7ibFibv3ktzrRQ4ibs7EojYDa2y8x9ibMCkq4XRYEGpg"}
{"text": "真是没办法啊……", "question": "为什么要在荞麦面上加拉面油？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6859306"}
{"text": "别以为你能轻易脱离家庭。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2888012"}
{"text": "注意有可能血本无归。", "question": "开一家音乐公司，重点发掘校园歌手，主要利用网络资源进行包装和宣传，请问该注意些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "归根结底是让人的注意力难以集中，其他都是“附带伤害”。", "question": "网络让我们变得更傻么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无法选择。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373350"}
{"text": "人工孵蛋基地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyUD4j4gibIfCHaok29MdPVxmt1nynJxwqZZWs2wAia3d9D3rurKgjGYTA"}
{"text": "要不你再查查热狗的做法？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXK9qzLpoC8Yvia4WYk4KQwIqz4FbLwXjc1ABRIZiaxaDXPtN1V8CBjtlA"}
{"text": "我的微信号哪去了？看我的 QQ 号！是不是很高端大气上档次啊？", "question": "为什么国家不把舰艇的命名权卖出去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没什么用，就是我喜欢你的时候你也恰巧喜欢我的几率会很大。", "question": "长得好看有什么用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被说「给你星星」就高兴了。", "question": "常见的020刑警会做的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4380762"}
{"text": "讨厌啦~问这种问题~", "question": "男生如何撒娇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结婚", "question": "你与异性同桌发生过最越界的行为是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这谁都能明白啦！虽然我不知道。", "question": "请说自相矛盾的话。", "star": 50, "type": "T2T", "image": "2210490"}
{"text": "哎一一一？！这个都能吃吗？？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3685740"}
{"text": "䭾", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "最大亮点是，以后灾难片科幻片又多了个可以原地爆炸的建筑。", "question": "苹果新总部 Apple Park 有哪些亮点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女装大佬（左一）第一次穿女式和服的珍贵照片", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "你就行善积德放人一条生路，再别出现在她面前了行吗？！", "question": "追假小子似的女生，手机和 QQ 都被拉黑了，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Hail Hydra", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "我觉得微妙的冷场更能加分。", "question": "在抖友中常见的事情。", "star": 924, "type": "T2T", "image": "2697948"}
{"text": "胖不是罪，无所谓。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005101"}
{"text": "祝你新年好！", "question": "今天是我的生日，说句话吧（说什么都行，没关系）。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1269812"}
{"text": "爸爸！那个婴儿的脸！不该看的别看！", "question": null, "star": 423, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx1wr7zy5xj60zz0zzael02"}
{"text": "得超快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8DBsIs2GBLgP5jVFSrhQRBibeibbFctTJISX3A7fILPemArPkcMdrZ1WQ"}
{"text": "没想好词就想胡说八道。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "爸爸和妈妈都有外遇。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625938"}
{"text": "想到这么甜的橘子只能卖给别人时，大爷酸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUzRpEkwqFwpCShgyr7Xkph6uqZLic86O6hrfjPyDKvAxx2oVIF5A6icmw"}
{"text": "孙最近瘦了...", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "小田柴，更投入一些地吹奏这首曲子！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3187018"}
{"text": "可惜嫂嫂是女儿身。", "question": "潘金莲说「你若有心，吃我这半盏儿残酒」后，武松如何让潘金莲知难而退而又不至于闹僵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肛肠科大夫给他留下了巨大的心理阴影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Rzm7DibILxw5X5JZVBibGP2iaK7aEv6S5yNpJJzrIEdHCYl3F7t4I9Lbxw"}
{"text": "弟弟出去了...。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516770"}
{"text": "老妈「小明～我要进你屋了哦~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6vh4rn7w9j30ci0elgpe"}
{"text": "放心，会有人许愿让我们变大的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbRVRufIzNPcQb4W49xcTxb4HDWIJDtEkeKRxaqlic0gQQAcykGzUlQFA"}
{"text": "你这孩子！怎么能让你五岁的舅爷爷去给你开家长会呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVLSUTRk59rEYrqXibxIEtJ6JfTRzmql5kfvic7qSsI3afdicbJLTWjGzyQ"}
{"text": "你吃的时候站在秤上吃……", "question": "管不住嘴还有瘦下来的可能吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是指“一旦发怒就会很危险！”的意", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr7ue3vxj20u013z43w"}
{"text": "生鱼忧患，死鱼安乐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0rgMXGw5t4tt7sQG0PjMmFKTicVrp45p95O8VZ7rmxXYkiamJKByYI8Tg"}
{"text": "虽然会自动盖上被子，但不会自动掀开被子。", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "紧紧抱着，终于变得黏稠的糯米团子。", "question": "请您认真对待小豆糕。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2494194"}
{"text": "真实最后的误审判", "question": "请在那幅著名画作的标题后面加上三个字，使之变得混乱无序。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109162"}
{"text": "女主角从试衣间出来的样子明明不好看，结果全屏幕的人都被美呆了", "question": "动漫小说电视剧电影等文艺作品你最讨厌的情节是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是一名银行小桂圆，当时去做无痛胃镜，我爹和我一起去的，打了麻醉药以后医生说了一句睡吧，我就睡了，就在医生一顿操作以后，让我爹把我叫醒，我爹摇了摇我，迷迷糊糊中我有了直觉，只觉得一个陌生男子在看着我，像极了我营销时候的客户的样子，我说：哥，哥，哥，办张信用卡呗～。我爸当下就要揍我，医生在边上笑的合不拢嘴～", "question": "你们麻醉后说过什么蠢话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去车站的厕所（洗手间）。", "question": "如果错过了末班车。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6155533"}
{"text": "和妈妈年轻的时候一模一样", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "1232868"}
{"text": "广东人走在福建的大街上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8ic5loB1Yd9IsyRwkn9fpky5zrfjcTkBg8jeQkIl1C6SriajV2MDuyzpmw"}
{"text": "我以为买的是绢豆腐，结果是木绵豆腐。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "箱子里还有一个位置可以放一个薄皮的豆沙包。", "question": "当薄皮大福装了9999个时，常会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6966229"}
{"text": "能回复也能保存的地方。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1629899"}
{"text": "呜呼，汝等，投降吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5278577"}
{"text": "你怎么还活着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc51wag1l8j30ci0el76s"}
{"text": "感动死了www", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967563"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦剧场版试映会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbsov2eukpj30ci0el783"}
{"text": "猩猩相吸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWmMcP6nmCBYKW0sPZQr5l60ctbzcAJx74P4R1nAJ4wyMicVpx3FcQ16g"}
{"text": "小鱼子要孵化了。", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "我听到了爸爸的名字", "question": null, "star": 472, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkgwxyj4kpj611r1ed49402"}
{"text": "放射科 CT 室家属①：大夫！我这老妈不容易啊，你可得给她好好检查啊！我：嗯，放心，我对谁都一样的负责！家属②：大夫！我这老妈不容易啊，我们俩从小就没有爸，都是老妈给拉扯大的！你可得好好给她看病啊！我：嗯嗯，放心！老太太年纪大了，留下一个家属陪同吧，我这个 CT 扫描床挺高的，不安全。咱们这有防护服，一会儿我帮你们穿上。家属①看了看②，家属②看了看①……家属①：那你咋不在这陪着呢？这玩意不有辐射么，让我们在这呢！有没有医德！我：我得去那个屋操作啊！咱们这有防护服，没事的。家属②：没事没事，老太太能躺住，这玩意有辐射多大啊，我们俩出去了！你给老太太好好检查啊！我这老妈不容易啊！……哦，敢情这老太太是辛辛苦苦把我拉扯大了，你俩是白眼狼生的呗～【去年的故事，基本就是这个样了】", "question": "听说医院是最容易暴露人性的地方，你知道的故事有什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个护肩在世纪末可活不下去啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4160829"}
{"text": "裤子的松紧带断了、弯了。", "question": "肚子饿的人能产生共鸣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "966997"}
{"text": "完成小组任务时的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibGXWvxPYq8BIq4CmricU1lSoJaeZAtQDzRWAs3icrJbiaoOYCzHMaDC2jQ"}
{"text": "我请假是因为生病了，不过今天刚好是我喜欢的那个女孩子值日的日子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160965"}
{"text": "我一回家打开灯，突然发现一只座敷童子就坐在我面前。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "2538513"}
{"text": "放心吧，比赛结束了。", "question": "把有名的书中的台词和艺人混在一起搞得乱七八糟，例如‘我可是很野性的哦~’", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2630663"}
{"text": "让俺试试！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h549p92ppoj30ci0el41r"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦的题目", "question": "好的呀～就是这么想的瞬间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7199586"}
{"text": "上前盘问后被挥了一拳先退回部下身边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhg8e6o0k2j30ci0elabk"}
{"text": "我国相关法规规定，明知妇女是精神患者或痴呆者（程度严重的），而与其发生性行为的，不管采取什么手段都应以强奸罪论处。", "question": "女朋友是脑残怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戏弄丈夫的鼻子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5993231"}
{"text": "我是为你好。", "question": "中国父母有哪些常见的逻辑、思维令人难以接受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "松冈的灵魂飘过来了。", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "视决定玩一次最屌的花式篮球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaWZtQ05e1XKvESveapG8tpYTqfJMiaod9ARe5JwYrkFNV5oMMmNABic6Q"}
{"text": "小学的时候，老师由于大家作业没交齐，拍着桌子呐喊：“你们不是爱玩儿吗，现在就出去玩儿呀！去呀！”全班噤声，一片沉默。缺心眼儿的我兴高采烈蹦蹦跳跳从老师眼皮子底下就跑出去玩了。然后我们全班自由活动一节课。现在想起来这件事，觉得自己帅极了。", "question": "你感觉自己最帅的那个瞬间是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家好！是我！我的心砰砰跳！皮卡丘的电击也是砰砰跳！那么！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6606506"}
{"text": "把鼻环换成垃圾袋后，吐皮真的好方便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvbXLa0xU7dmzvSmm0rPgZLNu2EUXycsWhemibva1qw7olAVlKFfXib5hQ"}
{"text": "好，下回攒够一波视频再给大家鉴定", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "iPhone 的电会被充满。", "question": "用 iPad 的充电器给 iPhone 充电有什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烤章鱼的眼神", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383255"}
{"text": "企图统治世界的胖女人，拯救世界的女神。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425476"}
{"text": "贞子啊！我必须逃跑才行！可是我还是看了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423664"}
{"text": "无人岛", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212231"}
{"text": "今天天冷了，有点想你了，不知道你的棺材板有没有漏风…", "question": "喂！屏幕前的小傻瓜，把我当成你前任好吗？对我说一句你从未对我说出口的话?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "像福原爱一样。", "question": "新颖的开场白", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1903079"}
{"text": "快点来帮忙啊！", "question": "你把角色的名字记错了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6726791"}
{"text": "等等！今天我请！", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn4ren4k0hj60ym0ymq9n02"}
{"text": "它又被麻麻驾了哈哈哈", "question": null, "star": 262, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq37a3trjhj610r1d0gsq02"}
{"text": "富…老贼——富坚义博？", "question": "「业界良心」的反义词是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "使命在心的沧桑时期", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4742230"}
{"text": "夹在...之间", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6810826"}
{"text": "可恶的冠状病毒，你激怒了我...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5059327"}
{"text": "马鹿杀手累了", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "要不要先存档？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea931gqlvrj20bv09ata6"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里的中文名字是“柴田结衣”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7102275"}
{"text": "买瓶护手霜毕竟他俩陪伴了你这么多年", "question": "如何熬过光棍节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忘不了的人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038483"}
{"text": "8=D", "question": null, "star": 201, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "看见的猴子、听见的猴子、说话的猴子，接续下来的第四个刺客是行动的猴子。", "question": null, "star": 274, "type": "I2T", "image": "3747211"}
{"text": "即使花粉症流鼻涕也没关系。", "question": "请问今天的名言是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2713042"}
{"text": "瘦脸针只打一边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmpcfq9OYq1WepqazZRiaJ1KqzXkiczhibRXXj7sA3YxPVufWkze4mY4TDA"}
{"text": "忘了自己从哪个电视出来的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fnv0wvgdosj20bi0codjf"}
{"text": "虽说是个好小伙，不过这也太像金大大大大元帅了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvub1sq1o9j20yi1astto"}
{"text": "上完厕所", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "我们正在玩一个游戏，只有一个人偷偷地参加意大利面游戏才能获胜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2634862"}
{"text": "这是老糊涂了的意思。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5838502"}
{"text": "院长，这个也要踹吗？", "question": null, "star": 114, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "右鼻孔流血举左手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibqvCYLhHfExGxnJEX5thYJFfN7kptTnPOW2sCxnT8Dzxdg1d7R9Mnzw"}
{"text": "回麦的垛朱尼尔没有人比我更懂插队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNVRuJaowD3jH4fST0tC1g9qUqu9icNnhed0SBibsDxs6Goz6BqFXzh3lg"}
{"text": "咩啊 咩啊 咩咩咩啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "「当年我们第一次去大陆的时候，看到竟然有一家『床上用品店』……我们觉得，大陆开放的程度真的好大哦……」他们就叫「寝具店」。", "question": "台湾和大陆对于同一事物的不同叫法，有哪些是感觉对方更高明或者更好玩的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，对不起，我现在正在变身，请稍等一下可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6095330"}
{"text": "这以后要是出 7 了，我怎么拿得出去女票用剩下的 6s！", "question": "对于粉色 iPhone 6s 你有什么想吐槽的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一天家长签字。第二天孩子被罚站。", "question": "字写得丑是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么只有拉姆的名字是食材的名字呢？", "question": null, "star": 734, "type": "I2T", "image": "1286912"}
{"text": "昨天救下的青蛙似乎想报恩希望她还是回去吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7l8kkqhydj30ci0eljum"}
{"text": "向闺蜜解释分手原因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kldrjk2AVLqrXCxbmWswI6xX3ibIbXxFbap2HfgquGhYUaQAjp2Iupyw"}
{"text": "没化妆的老婆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20tahRHTsgQiaVuVlyh721OaVW1lBvA5NeP6eG2aJMmx58Y00yYTsE43A"}
{"text": "金正恩做了很多男人想做而不敢做的事——枪毙前女友。 ", "question": "传说的「金正恩前女友涉及淫秽色情被枪决」是怎么回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开拍前把烟掐了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9hg65nntzj30ci0el79d"}
{"text": "抓到了河豚。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371633"}
{"text": "遭到动物保护组织抗议之后", "question": null, "star": 477, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl6bteofv0j610d1ciaje02"}
{"text": "对不起，拿出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2418002"}
{"text": "王思聪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edncgnbeluj206x0al3ys"}
{"text": "把字写全了再走啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm3t4clpd8j30ci0eljur"}
{"text": "解放时候我们这边也出了一位，号称一百二十岁。后来政府过来做调查，发现他父亲还健在，高寿 78。", "question": "有人号称活了 256 岁，这个长寿纪录可信度如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NHK收费员", "question": "看起来像是现实世界中可以通往清版过关型游戏地下城的入口。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5357469"}
{"text": "膝盖护具带好，屁垫儿选个厚的～", "question": "滑雪前要做哪些准备活动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了不让别人看出来我对他特别好，我只能对每一个人都很好，TMD 累死我了。", "question": "暗恋一个人最心酸的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "直到找到白发才能下班的兼职工作。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6692179"}
{"text": "我的发小。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230365"}
{"text": "你为什么把名字写成加里·巴特尔太郎啊，看得我都眼熟了。", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "253584"}
{"text": "一边开车一边做别的事情的意思不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6618730"}
{"text": "我对她的睡姿着迷，以至于立不起来。", "question": "请特意用它写一篇文章。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5846069"}
{"text": "事情暴露了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6991154"}
{"text": "我们这些真正淡泊释怀的年轻人，根本不在乎有没有希望。", "question": "如何看待「年轻时就释怀与淡泊，是没有希望的」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买入谁坐谁治愈的躺椅后一次都没坐就治愈了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ihrllxtej30ci0eln1k"}
{"text": "NHK的早晨体操偏离了常规。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6475335"}
{"text": "落榜6次的哥哥在录取公布日发来的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqk3re15afj30ci0elq9l"}
{"text": "喂，这里开始要收费了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393243"}
{"text": "鼻子痒。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5811435"}
{"text": "那么我们开始走廊的站姿讲座吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302522"}
{"text": "我都生这么多了你还没写完？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "什么？战斗力有53万啊！但是梅一点也不可怕！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3441292"}
{"text": "只要前缀够长，再好的能力也是最弱的垃圾。比如当你不停歇用一枚硬币顶着篮球，绕着各国边界跑三圈后，再背着五只猫把全国下水道都走一遍后，立刻坐火箭登上火星，并种下五棵树后，你就拥有能一拳打爆太阳的力量。很强，然并卵。", "question": "你能想到最弱的超能力是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真人版龙珠", "question": null, "star": 1892, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghss3k89ooj211g1ap0y0"}
{"text": "有。电影剧情的种种迹象表示，要拍第三部。", "question": "郭敬明执导的《爵迹2冷血狂宴》电影中有哪些细思极恐的伏笔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦A梦：这个道具可以让房间里的垃圾瞬间消失。大雄：哇，好棒……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDQkO7bsDYVzUK5MGriagvRZhIHNcPbd314NGnHuZGjnauVV8nkCEC4Ow"}
{"text": "狗怎么会知道自己是狗呢？我以前养过一只藏獒，很小就拿来养了，还吃奶瓶，和我同吃同睡一周洗两次澡自己会上厕所，那时候还小还抱得动天天去广场和老头老太孩子们玩，于是一条藏獒被我养的温顺无比人见人摸，外号藏猫。因为他也有无数套衣服鞋子，天天都穿，吃饭我也把他放在凳子上，于是他以为他也是和我一样的人，直到一次狗狗聚会………他见了好多的狗，不知怎么的就知道自己是只狗不是人了，于是回来就把所有的衣服咬碎了，并且头靠在墙角三天没吃没喝……我真的是一只搂着抱着好言相劝什么最爱你啊，你最好之类，慢慢的就想开了开始吃饭，但是拒绝再穿衣服和鞋子……并且很长一段时间拒绝出门……我真觉得狗子那段时间抑郁了。", "question": "狗是否知道自己是狗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "裤子的拉链能快速拉开和闭合。", "question": "抽奖的失败框里好像能抽到1次10日元的几率。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5781865"}
{"text": "不给钱就不做事！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207713"}
{"text": "熄灯后在修学旅行中吵闹，老师来了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "863740"}
{"text": "我觉得我快要像垃圾一样四分五裂了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6831788"}
{"text": "在国外也有和我一起玩球的朋友。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383327"}
{"text": "桌椅碗碟上保险，小二要找眼力尖。黑白两道莫相问，专心生意只要钱。好酒好肉要备全，最好开在酒庄边。一碟牛肉够份量，大侠快走多放盐。要说加盟连锁店，龙门悦来名凶险。闹市开店不安生，野外营业没命赚。男女同行慎招待，狂妄之徒应谢绝。老头小孩须留意，和尚道士多施善。如果有人要包场，下面肯定要砸店。总之加大客流量，安静吃饭才挣钱。", "question": "在武侠世界中，开一家客栈需要注意什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当地区的祭典开始时，有个我不认识的外国人以交换队服为名，来抢我的T恤衫。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2557908"}
{"text": "看！克拉拉又从悬崖上掉下来了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "571313"}
{"text": "专门偷公共厕所卫生纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwqiaPTfSWQL3sS7jurJmA23SYqkSKFYL8UR6Dc7lbDMd7OpARrhFOjEA"}
{"text": "总不会连公文包都跑不过吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXtXGKxACkx6gCmmnF3aYcbJjogbrEvjDcDbNhJqozJhgYy8mfzhrMvA"}
{"text": "大雄……哆啦A梦的脑袋.还给你……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hisqsvtrc4j30ci0el3zf"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈哈确实//: 果然，是把生肉做成熟肉的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "你觉得在家里养四只猫不可能吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448689"}
{"text": "经不住的。女性本身体格就弱小。一般高个男性的力量可能达到女性的两倍以上。若是死缠烂打，根本抗不住。比如轰动全网的那个大连凌晨殴打女性的视频。尤其是这个男性各方面都不错，兵刃拳脚都擅长的话，即使女性携带防身道具也容易被反夺。还是报警比较好。", "question": "女生经得住一个非常帅又高的男生（各方面都不差）死缠烂打吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是不是被当成傻瓜了只有我一个人觉得？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6000886"}
{"text": "然后去追激光笔么？", "question": "扫地机器人可以踩吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以把手从我裤裆里拿出来了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8CSC4WhDavgIkmCic4Kw9GBVIIrtQcPwhcOm4E9HrYDLgibOG3g2rcydA"}
{"text": "工作中我也觉得像是在休息，所以下午休息的时候也给您打了电话。", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "以为朋友进了厕所单间而疯狂恶作剧后走出了一个不认识的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gydfrjb6lgj30ci0el3zc"}
{"text": "正在透视饭团的馅料。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5233507"}
{"text": "北极熊买了只AirPod", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibexP7EHIldeQJNfGsjYbZt1Y8esZ9T6ibvlUPFPqZ5GWZLXLObzqwoVg"}
{"text": "所以我们在说我们要回去啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6844255"}
{"text": "订购Happy Set时要说恭喜您。", "question": "请告诉我礼仪讲师规定的在麦当劳的礼仪。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6893256"}
{"text": "HOLD THE DOOR", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzz22vicflKibFr2Xqibmkov3NsSJVfDCZheiaQHSC6CvOwNuIpkO9WfPJ7lQ"}
{"text": "乱停车后被人当商品卖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha830yv82qj30ci0el78j"}
{"text": "时间流逝。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6519490"}
{"text": "摩的师傅起步太快了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0zbIZgVD4mzYKlwubKUo8haSfItrUbV5XhavCjdknBTKxwcM8yzwHLw"}
{"text": "怎么看都是一个美国医闹的故事。", "question": "如何评价电影《死侍》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太棒了！", "question": "你能开个玩笑，成为总选举的第一名吗？请求你留下一段开玩笑的历史演讲。", "star": 8175, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444961"}
{"text": "德：应该把道德和品行放在第一位。", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "请问，在这个车站可以下车吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3261170"}
{"text": "给鱼缝伤口的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nMvIrNc4QiaaIEmRr0Nztcb6z1MnyHQ1MAdyib8Y3uEkf04GtwgKE0IJQ"}
{"text": "砰！安全！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246206"}
{"text": "你脑袋怎么了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4610043"}
{"text": "我的手办会动了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "一我的崽们还好吗一死鬼，咱们是卵生动物，自前还没你什么事呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZk3SGiarIviaiaMp7WkFpnv31e6aGToGlCRJvsibTMRcTITjqaYtEc7audw"}
{"text": "哎呀，凯瑟琳的样子好像......", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3909056"}
{"text": "没有被评价得像阿米巴那么高。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "我只能走到这里了。沿着这条路一直走，祈祷好运。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5995267"}
{"text": "只会关注画画的人，原创者却被忽视。", "question": "绘本那些事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2108495"}
{"text": "我觉得你已经会了。你很会，相信我~", "question": "怎样巧妙的提出一个钓鱼的问题?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "解开衣服发现女朋友的护心毛比自己的还茂盛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD70OCibr3dGzpX61DrP3LYfYECPF0GviciaiaWVbaE1Wxm4TiaNMic2iabA0Cng"}
{"text": "皮卡丘咬着鱼儿，钓到了大鱼！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6000301"}
{"text": "真是太好了，出木杉君你终于在剧场版出镜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gofymwyvnuj30ci0elafy"}
{"text": "每个工作日上班前的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8pju4yiuoj20fz0etwfd"}
{"text": "做我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodnvZDrG2skm68LGHgI6kW3QLv8NNjwibxUHJvaCzJgtrmN8nSygWYLicZQ"}
{"text": "拿杯子帮你接一下鼻涕", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "全身都是糊涂蛋，智商为零。", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "大夫的？锦旗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "前阵子朋友说，他组织了一个单（xiang）身（qin）爬（da）梯（hui），让我去凑个热闹充个数，于是我就去了。这种聚会一般都分组培养感情嘛，我分到的女搭档是个学生，做活动的时候魂不守舍，一直探头找人。我问她看谁，她说今天来就是听说有个嘉宾是那个 XXX，他可真是个大帅比，怎么没看着呢？过了会她忍不住去拽负责人问，那个嘉宾怎么没看到。负责人说他今天有事没来。然后我的搭档就跟丢了魂似的不说话了。我觉得有点尴尬，就跟她搭话。聊到是不是要定居杭州，我说我刚买了房。她还没回话，背后一个妹子听到跑过来问我，房子装修了没。我说还没有啊，这个妹子就丢了她的搭档，直接坐过来了。我们聊装修聊了半小时。嗯。这就是我怎么找到我的装修设计师的故事。", "question": "你相亲遇到过哪些奇葩事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我。健身一年胖了十斤。", "question": "你的大学都有过哪些惊为天人的人物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "四位警长看员工。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "phbyaby←广告安装后→", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1helagc7qu1j30ci0el3z8"}
{"text": "一定要从上面那条多偷几个赞啊！", "question": null, "star": 341, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdi2w3gf19j60u0140afe02"}
{"text": "关闭洒水器的方法。", "question": null, "star": 5969, "type": "I2T", "image": "1925696"}
{"text": "食物不好吃。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386011"}
{"text": "抽出一半的吸管", "question": null, "star": 179, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1kpbd7auaj60xw197dm602"}
{"text": "收到基友传来的涩图时，嘴上说着“怎么一天到晚发这些垃圾”的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMhuJLVOJmKzPcaic1hTnmcAn5YUAwjALNS5ZW5yYoyjAqqmQibfbxZDCw"}
{"text": "高德地图提醒您，前方有连续测速拍照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFHIRkia3VzIyJgvU5B0G6nQzVnQ8B0T3IK6Klln4Y2BicGu1VN511PTcg"}
{"text": "小时候经常做的泥团子，越漂亮的东西好像越容易坏掉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596265"}
{"text": "这个东西吧，受教育程度越高，对人的身体影响越小。 ", "question": "路由器在床的下面辐射会不会很大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先把窗帘画出来试试，结果发现远远不够，感觉空虚得很。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1288463"}
{"text": "等等，先听他装完逼再吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esohkchzahj20ae0b940m"}
{"text": "因为你的缘故，我进入了贤者时间。", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "我玩的游戏真的不能暂停！！！", "question": "哪一刻，你觉得你和你妈有严重代沟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "多次呼喊真田，他都无视了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6815703"}
{"text": "由中君的超能力！后脑勺划白线总算有了用武之地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcq852r7zxj30ci0el41z"}
{"text": "老婆每月给发 500", "question": "遇到关注你薪资且会直接发问的老同学，怎么回答最合适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "挤奶时太用力会拉断的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHflej2JUQdKl5H3kPcFnRk20GSFbdW0iad79do09WCNyE998AOLqnIKQ"}
{"text": "广播体操第一，大家一起做！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5870630"}
{"text": "准备表演抽桌布的", "question": null, "star": 585, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvqf9h0e66j60tw13uae502"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦的后脑勺不知被什么硬东西划了一道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz4IR81CV1Bf9v9vicaXG6ibpxOu8eYAIB3wWOwah66BI3NmBo1wxRibSjqA"}
{"text": "这个风气太糟糕了，应该予以制止。要这样的话，等你学 C++，岂不是会问你懂不懂丰胸！", "question": "同学知道我在学 Python 后问我「会盗 QQ 号吗」，如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLEw6EtqVPNK38yRHKdZHib1DpazsjVGrD06leibNsrbczTNiajls44HuSw"}
{"text": "大姨妈了", "question": null, "star": 812, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "右手比左手强壮了十倍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VVu4Rzms9EbKuEicX1tSNrWNkxATyMSicCqrY30K0Ad2FUSKibgXY0VtYg"}
{"text": "解开绳子", "question": "把名曲前面加上一到三个字，破坏了它。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4201359"}
{"text": "哎，不是啊，只是碰巧遇到而已，干嘛要约会啊，喂，住手，你不要拍了啦，中崎！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3568959"}
{"text": "直升机回来报恩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4V8o0g6hgWmjWicS7wr17pKwkV6RQG7tveUTCOxIqBT4pJhljK3kdqUlQ"}
{"text": "请勿在雪地上拉屎或用餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjTzaThIqRjcpsVdAqsplsBVxEqsxhEZVFy9ut1Nm4BmVz9qPKbTqAHg"}
{"text": "我躲好了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "你们知道永远在被喜欢瘦子的人嫌胖和被喜欢胖子的人嫌瘦的状态的感觉吗……", "question": "gay长得丑是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捡起1圆钱所需的能量价值超过1圆，所以不捡更划算。", "question": "关于硬币的极限城市传说", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2603711"}
{"text": "可以用混凝土钉搞定的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7001296"}
{"text": "原来我脸真的这么大完全接受不了高清的自己觉得从头到脚宽了一圈原来我单身这么多年不是因为别人瞎 而是因为别人不瞎原来别人给我拍照丑不是因为人家技术差原来我和那些丑照里的自己长得一毛一样原来觉得自己越长越好看不是因为女大十八变而是因为自己越来越近视原来学校里的男孩子不仅仅只是矮 还丑风景美了十倍 自己丑了十倍然后默默摘掉隐形眼镜宁愿世界模糊一片也不愿意看到那么丑的自己 手动微笑脸", "question": "戴隐形眼镜是怎么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还有两分钟上课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmF8LRcESMe4vBzTkNhyiary5nlnYGrWWw6oRuiaf4oicWYOZ4REgHm5SKw"}
{"text": "勤勉怠惰的管理", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 168, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "翻墙不小心扎破了膀胱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWkoMajXtujBn9h5y6KaIRjNLm6bLYY0KwwC2dibuyCcs1ZlgFCjHsKtQ"}
{"text": "要是让你去你估计要提「为什么女孩同意我进她房间却不同意和我上床」这样的问题了。", "question": "吃完饭想去女孩家做客，我说「去你家里喝点水」，女孩以「家里太乱」拒绝，这时应该怎么解决？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靠，早知道把袋鼠叫过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXqVW8icVrLpbLhtcpwLMadn1cSz0BafqvnZryxiaPoXLXfU0XhPM1fuVQ"}
{"text": "现在，有什么问题吗？", "question": "在测试中忍不住看了两遍的问题是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389193"}
{"text": "从鬼屋回来", "question": null, "star": 577, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx6w5qbjuj20zk0zkq9j"}
{"text": "得亏老子换了新发型", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvsxroxj9lj20yi1aq1kx"}
{"text": "第二代物品", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "我小学时眼中的3块钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1espt3g6eb5j20aq08odhb"}
{"text": "跟踪时被发现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibCSBiaEbAQNhsIdFicjTTc4OtFxibVAphcBWjic1jFY9xAeWNUiaPv19M8Eg"}
{"text": "还有3分钟考试！赶紧把最后一片记忆面包吃下去！", "question": null, "star": 79, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "足球：你们不能在一起啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5bLOib3Yre8OCK45NztnZdH7ibBTZwO4KRN6FBM6AhAdPUdAEksSELhYA"}
{"text": "把自己束缚在乌龟壳中去玩。", "question": "太新颖的游戏规则让人难以适应。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6819224"}
{"text": "没戴口罩，完了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6869448"}
{"text": "德国老鼠如何说晚安", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pN8mOJh05jDIbQ24ppsGuibIYic9Xhe59pcjq3EeaPHjaPiaHmR0t2nBGg"}
{"text": "加速审查/加快审查", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "“有很多小朋友想成为神奇宝贝训练家他们真的以为就靠宝贝球就能收服精灵？小智在事后采访中说道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kA7oh3xaAGdqBh15DCouaI5mHz1kwORXrNKxxdEBGhDQWMA7mJuj6Zw"}
{"text": "半次：把纸竖过来。", "question": "一张纸【假设无限大】对折多少次，纸张厚度可以达到宇宙的直径？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他说他是岛民", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "最后用“随它去吧”来总结。", "question": "名侦探柯南中常见的不会有人死亡的剧情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1582225"}
{"text": "我们最喜欢的是早晨上班之后嫌疑人排队来自首。可惜这时候基本没有。", "question": "为什么刑警队的人都喜欢大半夜的去抓人呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为看不顺眼开始互相超度起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuicQczRAUomMGtu6HSYG2mOLia3GEb78mvDfscC97kicicANclChJX7yazA"}
{"text": "小夫的死亡笔记生效了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtwpyjg68xj30ci0elgmg"}
{"text": "因为一个员工在专业水平高、加班意愿强、期望薪水低三样东西中，最多只可能拥有两样。", "question": "为什么靠谱员工越来越难找？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手臂设置有问题的抓娃娃机。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5684795"}
{"text": "表白成功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1er3y9j9bgoj209i09qt9w"}
{"text": "哎呀，要是这时候有个计算器就好了，就有余裕了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4875018"}
{"text": "请问打开降落伞需要额外收费吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1274833"}
{"text": "打我呀！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380704"}
{"text": "细心的傻瓜熊。", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "（看到他后猛然转头）糟了！是心动的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4Vibfq6fmicVbVLGhyztBpH9vicl2u6HibETT8OZ55rq8sP60yVl4Zpuwc4Q"}
{"text": "女司机", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "面包师傅：面粉放多了，加水，水放多了，加面粉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20cgEKdjE8E8676kpVsbrd0XtwgrPnWicVibVNAhHnV4pLS0ZdtB7HSW8g"}
{"text": "初一眼中的初三", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo6kw6mlo9j209609y3zj"}
{"text": "熊本君'我要把你从这个世界上赶走！'", "question": "你们应该如何生活呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7264949"}
{"text": "请问，这附近有洗手间吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HurZT68InS7rc8srrYNZ0kToUeX67iaHEN5RdyolfDpib8HrbNibVrFtvmNy31VK2uiaL07KDZzBBstA"}
{"text": "喂喂，变成爆米花的只有我吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010CxbWqZRibTIKwdTKTUiaibwRxWE4g7FqDkG07iaJphr7HWPERBiaeXVG0TzA"}
{"text": "要回答这种问题最好的方法是向前辈们学习 「他没有敌人，只不过他的朋友对他恨之入骨。」——奥斯卡·王尔德，英国著名诗人、作家、戏剧家（1856-1900）「随信附寄两张我新剧首演的入场券，带上个朋友来看吧，如果你还有朋友的话。」——萧伯纳致丘吉尔（萧伯纳，英国现代杰出的现实主义戏剧作家，世界著名的擅长幽默与讽刺的语言大师）「可能无法出席首演；但我会来看第二场，如果还有第二场的话」——温斯顿·丘吉尔回复乔治·萧伯纳「温斯顿，你要是我的丈夫，我一定会在你的咖啡里下毒。」——在一次晚宴中阿斯特夫人致温斯顿·丘吉尔，「夫人，我要是你的丈夫，我一定会把它喝下去的。」——温斯顿·丘吉尔回应阿斯特夫人「你身上所有的毛病，只要投胎转世就都能解决了。」——杰克·利昂纳多，好莱坞影星「他能集中起注意力的时间，如同闪电一样转瞬即逝。」—— 罗伯特·雷德福，好莱坞影星「他们一张口，人类的知识就会受损失。」——托马斯·布拉克特·里德（第 36 任及 38 任美国众议院发言人，绰号「Czar Reed」沙皇里德）评价两位同僚", "question": "有修养的人应该如何表达他的愤怒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星星", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "别生气。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6925126"}
{"text": "怪我肤色？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "天天刷牙不是阴谋，广告里都是把牙膏挤得满满一牙刷是阴谋", "question": "「天天刷牙」是牙膏和牙刷商的阴谋么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "稍微放个屁。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4110077"}
{"text": "你知道花儿开了吗？你也开花了！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6068879"}
{"text": "回龙观地铁站下车的乘客请往外走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1Ge2GUHfumiaJcI7kpwhnMZKMEwh2U96PBwdv7bwIlEV8cPcU1ReO6Zhg"}
{"text": "汽车的 bug。背景：我弟上高中，住校。上学期某天弟弟把脚摔伤了，去医院检查后就直接回家休息了，书包也没来的及拿，然后周五我奉母上命下班路上去他们学校拿书包，拿完上车后就直接把书包放副驾驶座上了，在回家路上神奇的事情就发生了，车总时不时的发出一声「滴」的警告声，而且每次都是响一下，我一集中注意力观察仪表盘声音就没了，这特么咋回事呢……一边开车一边排查原因。1、老子系上安全带了啊2、手刹也都放彻底了，而且手刹放不彻底时会一直响个不停仪表盘也会提示种种迹象表明报警声和上面这两条都没关系啊，到底咋回事呢，难道开了没两年的车电子系统就出问题了？感觉整个智商都被车侮辱了啊……然后我在还没到家的这段路程里，开始尝试让报警声复现，试图发现报警声的规律。在经过我不断的摸索尝试后终于发现了报警声出现的规律，聪明的你能猜到是咋回事吗？规律就是一踩刹车车就响。这已经是很重要的一条线锁了，相信有些朋友看到这里应该发出会心的微笑了……一切源于我弟书包的质量接近汽车识别乘车人的临界质量，我一踩刹车，书包减速，然后书包对副驾驶座位发生超重现象，超出汽车识别的临界质量，汽车检测到副驾驶有「人」没系安全带，所以报警，我一抬脚又恢复正常。所以，这个故事教导我们……学好物理才能成为一名合格的老司机……", "question": "有哪些让你目瞪口呆的 bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的名字叫紫阳花，请多关照。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360148"}
{"text": "可以直接剖腹自杀吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6999089"}
{"text": "朋友社团", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212981"}
{"text": "嗯，我也当过预言大师。那就是我们村好几年不下雨，有一次我跟村里人说，我能预言什么时候下。于是写了一个纸条，封好，供在龙王庙里面，让他们下雨的时候打开。 有一天下雨了，他们打开一看，看我纸条上写着我伟大的预言：今天天下雨。 众人皆膜拜。", "question": "为什么很多预言都实现了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚上推开父母卧室，向里一看……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebr4k7m7e6j20900bz3zk"}
{"text": "这个麦克风有没有一股怪味？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2873600"}
{"text": "这是什么便当？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255740"}
{"text": "所以，请不要用门牌号做 Wi-Fi 名称。", "question": "不熟悉的邻居来敲门问我的 Wi-Fi 密码，说只是平时用下上网，我该怎么回绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不准我们玩弹珠的大人们终于死光啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGpHLQykxwvrtjskr0XicMIW6aibXpXA4C2OnBXTafwVVfSVMGFhDhZdyw"}
{"text": "《印度，请停下来等一等你的人民》", "question": "为什么印度不把探索火星的预算用来改善基础建设？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "时至今日，画画还是一定要在左上角先画一个太阳，不然觉得没谱，下不了笔。", "question": "一个人的绘画水平能有多低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "头藏起来，屁股露出来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212241"}
{"text": "路过宠物店的瞬间，大家都开始展示自己的个性。", "question": null, "star": 931, "type": "I2T", "image": "863740"}
{"text": "打开前置摄像头的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "充电大师", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4292006"}
{"text": "被自家狗子咬了，去医院打血清发现按体重算钱的时候……π_π", "question": "什么时候下定决心一定要瘦的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快速通行证是红色的。", "question": "在吉翁公国经营的主题公园中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359714"}
{"text": "共享椅子时间到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArmqicDCQcibiapLWnDzqn2Cme0Foo7SJmbc8o8OONJ9yy1JrgTqIKdfH6g"}
{"text": "衣服和键盘的贴图加载失败", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "真的假的？哈哈！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1919664"}
{"text": "给一个喊着喵喵的40多岁的大叔喂吃的。", "question": "你和一只猫互换了身体，你会怎么做？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6597548"}
{"text": "直系学姐，还有奉系学姐，晥系学姐……", "question": "直系学姐生病班主任建议休学，这合理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刹车！刹车！一直说着。", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "我脸上的一个细菌在问我身上还有什么没有被它们摧毁。好可怕，这种细菌甚至只能生活在我皮肤表面。", "question": "地球上有没有什么人类还不能摧毁的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为是一条狗啊。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4856639"}
{"text": "不可能的任务", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2102556"}
{"text": "合唱团今天怎么就来了你俩？", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "给你揉揉肩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tMFyubKmNWovejzquEI6Dick3rfXbodq87w4Phe4awqQib9T0NKflshsQ"}
{"text": "对不起，你的情书我不能收还是还你吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzBLJRHoZeEYGNm2GbSiatxKhDAyZZccgRc7cltWPwCEKQXkkdAfbJUrgxcwmGaQN3VibOSxcDuOkg"}
{"text": "我韩国的讲究偷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPPa1ntUictiaUVoT9830vo41csnynBBpeGw6xmw8GVk3Fv1QGTtVGAicrg"}
{"text": "柯南和平次上车了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4927668"}
{"text": "圣诞老人钻进寡妇家的烟肉已经很久了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaBC4TicBcKkg31tibTwhmvE2Sd7BUKeib77khMJYMVjUtf7E9LyawHsO8g"}
{"text": "我想问一句，对于一般动物来说，爸爸知道自己长啥样的吗？", "question": "「婴儿刚出世时长得像爸爸，是婴儿的自我保护机制」这种说法有道理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又和前辈做出不正当的行为啊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500705"}
{"text": "握手后请用清水洗手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQ4sC1TgHFZIDibTmM28icL8u5Yd894MGSOEWcics6cWq61AqeD66PS3VLg"}
{"text": "退学呀，真的是。", "question": "高三快高考了生物一点不会怎么学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好坏哦！！人家的妆都花了啦！……嗯？怎么了亲爱的？快拉我上去嘛~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gohejj82nbj30ci0eln7b"}
{"text": "请和我解释一下你的运作原理。", "question": "当你拥有一块魔镜，你最想问的是什么问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天救你的是假面骑士不是奥特曼，是假面骑士记好啦！是假面骑士哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3n1tp6xedj30ci0eljsm"}
{"text": "杰伦为什么叫「周董」？不是钱的事，是人脉。张嘴一开口，顶级的导演、编曲、音响师、乐手、化妆舞美等……都纷纷向他靠拢，直接组建团队开始干活，这才叫董嘛。周董还参加什么好声音啊，自己直接办一个不就得了。名字就叫华语音乐歌舞唱作全制霸节目《哎呦不错这个屌》想象一下：睡眼迷离的周董歪在一张椅子上，背对舞台，看不清表情（《叶惠美》的封面）选手走上台，开唱。黑场追光。「哎呦」，周董低吟一声，椅子转动，代表选手通过了盲选「不错」，周董又感叹了一句，于是全场灯光齐开，此选手将跳过首轮对决直接进入八强战，同时他的作品将被收录到本季《年度屌》专辑一旦周董拍案而起喊出「这个屌」，舞台上方长达十米的话筒型大屌则会喷出大量花球彩带，击中正在表演的选手。这个幸运儿会直接被周董的杰威尔签下作为本年主推艺人，并作为助唱嘉宾参加周董的全球巡演", "question": "周杰伦够不够当中国好声音导师的资格？如果参加收视率会不会爆棚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，不是去三楼洗手间而是去一楼了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4431020"}
{"text": "过去的就是过去了，现在的是现在。", "question": "请快点结束这个故事。", "star": 45, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160382"}
{"text": "当初不是说好了染同一个色的吗？？！", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "各位劳动者，今天辛苦了一天。明天一定会是阳光明媚的好周日！ 《男人真命苦 柴又恋情》", "question": null, "star": 69, "type": "I2T", "image": "5876865"}
{"text": "here‘s johnny！", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "为什么只有乔乔的作者，在年轻的时候就成名了？", "question": "本周老人jump的那些事", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3944627"}
{"text": "收到了下部剧场版的录取结果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gte7yeks15j30ci0elq7b"}
{"text": "狗和猴子来了，兔子成了家仆。比去年更早成了家仆。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "真的需要成为甜甜圈吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146041"}
{"text": "很好嘛，张惠妹和刘欢是同一个重量级的", "question": "如何评价中国好声音第二季那英、庾澄庆、张惠妹、汪峰这个导师阵容？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "双人坑位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go83tu6t9vj60we0x64no02"}
{"text": "一年级一班、二班、三班在徒步旅行中队伍乱糟糟的。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3951022"}
{"text": "喂，我的手技比她更舒服吧！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941662"}
{"text": "近视的王子。", "question": "把小组名字改得有点土气。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376449"}
{"text": "宠物如果能跟人交流的话，也会被人当做孩子送到学校去的。", "question": "假如宠物能说话，会有多少人不要孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静香！别打了胖虎已经失去意识了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhH4GYdqK4mw9vJXqX3Bv4EmlGZTNn4ppsLJ8s7I6siaC6zuG3kMP7qnzg"}
{"text": "有一天，饭团滚过来并发出声音，我走过去一看，它去世了。真是太好了，太好了。", "question": "请快点结束这个故事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160382"}
{"text": "倒卖二手房", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbshcobUGGBNSMatsDGgYHFMh4p1rmyzMzfw04BLfiaicgxlcOFa3g20CQ"}
{"text": "不停留在农耕的都归到科幻小说去了。", "question": "为什么修仙小说里过了几万年凡人还停留在农耕时期？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有1-4楼签了拆迁合同", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibJuTjl76sssiaAJkwN12K5MJQaCAZaxz4P0vHQM0ia7NF1icSiafjCd3eVQ"}
{"text": "被爱情抛弃了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6831320"}
{"text": "我的一个宅男朋友最近迷上了一个叫《贪吃蛇大作战》的游戏，简直废寝忘食。他坚定的认为自己和里面的一个玩家妹子很来电，妹子对他有意思。理由如下：无论他什么时候登上去游戏，妹子经常会在同一个房间等他；另外妹子常常主动撞在他身上死亡，让他得分，即使他有时候把妹子撞死妹子也不会生气，依然任劳任怨的陪他玩。他觉得这都是对他有意思的暗示。然而此游戏并没有什么聊天窗口之类的，他想和妹子联系却没有途径，急得抓耳挠腮直上火。直到现在，我们都没敢告诉他那是个单机游戏。", "question": "你见过哪些有趣的过度解读的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没注意到。", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "你们不应该是瞎的吗", "question": null, "star": 675, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "杀虫剂过分了啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwdmi7khwoj20no0no41h"}
{"text": "有。但是愚蠢的代价最好也要自己埋单", "question": "人就没有愚蠢的权利了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "丈母娘！照顾好我娘子！取经成功与否我都会回来的！🐷", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "太阳和月亮不是同一个吗，白天亮一点，晚上暗一点。", "question": "小时候有哪些奇特的世界观？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "挡脸的gif消失了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3XXMokYVCaPCKIDDqn8icfcNoLthuR3WT5VAwQITEW3oo1GM3TibOddEA"}
{"text": "没有牙刷，将就一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI07JLdF7rOsvtrG3kQrPd7hKrTzuMicQujddY3N9oVgb3ojVvzm3CVmRw"}
{"text": "太棒了！", "question": "古代的人穿越时空来到了现代！古代人对现代人说出的第一句令人惊讶的话是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4145744"}
{"text": "约好喷泉见后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzno0e58o7j30ci0eladk"}
{"text": "老师！电焊停不下来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggjfasn4p8j20mr0mrmz7"}
{"text": "把屎从马桶里叼出来放在我身边。", "question": "你们家的狗狗做过的最暖心的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于买玩偶时砍价太狼摊主把里面的棉花掏了出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmtbcpyqgej30ci0elain"}
{"text": "傻逼的西尾", "question": "青菜加盐的味道。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022331"}
{"text": "终于忍受住了疼痛，找到了地方，但那里却等待着最终的 boss 角色……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2762676"}
{"text": "的名字", "question": null, "star": 96, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "你把哆啦A梦的头带回来干什么！要口袋啦！口袋！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hisqsbvnryj30ci0elmyn"}
{"text": "我们不回头看向过去。", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "张学友他的粉丝都进去 8 个了可想而知，他的粉丝都是些什么人", "question": "你对哪家粉丝的好感度最低?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "隔行如隔山，看看很好玩。很多人都在用穿什么衣服、开什么车或是共享单车来判断消费水准。完全不能适用于医生。白大褂，刷手服，帽子，口罩一包上，还有什么可比的？！上班方式来说，我院在东单，最高调的方式就是走路上班，还需要开车的，明显就等而下之。", "question": "如何评价《月入五万的西二旗人教你如何活得像月薪五千》这篇文章？真正「西二旗人」的生活是什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次出门一定记得带牙线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9z2pCLU9ibWt4ZxTgUVQr0XqwGyibN3ic5xibgo1Kue2b9ou6GdjZZ9plXA"}
{"text": "日式冷吐槽我还会回来的！（完）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewjdfwv4b2j209608hjrx"}
{"text": "关东煮的魔芋超热！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4772497"}
{"text": "傻傻的欺诈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6931056"}
{"text": "我意识到，今年又到了在某快餐店门口装扮成圣诞老人的时候了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146523"}
{"text": "「你们男的玩的好厉害哦。」", "question": "本人刚开始玩英雄联盟，和队友完全不在一个节奏，经常被骂，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赛前被提醒要打点裁判", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNaLCBdibmBBXaz28mqUxO2CJKbH8h2atLBsrgjgzfGjTJq67BF0nyxww"}
{"text": "他在涂果酱之前先要把面包切片，这就是他被称为果酱先生的真正起源。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5940557"}
{"text": "这位客人你是不是有东西还没结账呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMG1Z2jm5hkZdQc68PtBU3fSCf2Svcic2fydRknNwvM4K7T5LUVPgvgEvwicaoOY4fe5zd8PDO5StA"}
{"text": "老公说外面做的饭好吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrDbDDZXqRnPcyelqbD7hbkuYTp9Rib1KsLPTVgtVzcZ52uNKYeWeIqkA"}
{"text": "茄子!", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1eguyj20fx0dy76e"}
{"text": "据我所知完全是两本书， 就好比《这个杀手不太冷》和《这个手刹不太灵》是完全不同的两部电影一个道理 ", "question": "《了不起的比尔盖茨》和《了不起的盖茨比》是同一本书的不同叫法还是两本？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "死因：心肺复苏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0iaEP8eTzE3z2s3YdRwfMmqIQn1zgLnn2c31G47rpZAZbeXwVxLuJicCw"}
{"text": "等等！这场击剑比赛不公平！我这根太短了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh4ltz8fxxj20aw0b8aaw"}
{"text": "为了给老年人让座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8twgoqKCo748SHh2GROoH7eK4BN9ib3HezVyws699vBD5C9u05AMRQptQ"}
{"text": "下手好像重了点已经不动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsk6xitqa9j30ci0elgqr"}
{"text": "每天用电车的风压吹干头发。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6520302"}
{"text": "都让开，我就讲三句：我是个码农，那是个十年前的下午。痔疮手术三个小时，主刀医生在忙，麻醉医生比较闲。我在帮麻醉医生的笔记本硬盘分区装系统。 深圳市二院，腾讯，仰卧，指导安装，偶尔动了一下鼠标。外痔内痔混合，便血严重。从进手术室到回病床差不多 3 小时。没有编故事。", "question": "半身麻醉手术状态下你都听医生聊过什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我十岁时候也烦恼过清华的食堂不好吃，北大的校园太旧，复旦夏天太热等等等等。希望题主早日成熟起来。", "question": "为什么娶妻不娶教师、空姐、护士、银行女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 丘处机决定经过牛家村。 ", "question": "人类历史上最重要的几个决定是什么？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我就知道你们想说猫娜丽莎", "question": null, "star": 446, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gncj63nsqoj61071catgp02"}
{"text": "才没有「大师潜质」这种东西呢。他们都是在导演成为大师之后才说：“XXX 在他的处女作中就表现出了成为大师的潜质。”", "question": "国内外影坛有哪些有大师潜质的新生代导演？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小朋友，不疼的哦，不要沉迷网络了哦", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "爸爸来了/奶来了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5565085"}
{"text": "党课结业证书", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXk6Dy1Oo7kYlrV4RmVbnOVsebteAmUicZBgQ9C4XsLicdrgvGANZvibPpA"}
{"text": "吃饭。", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "谢谢也没用。", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "“这种姿势是完全错误的，请不要照做”", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "我觉得王子真的很喜欢打网球。", "question": "写一篇关于没读过的漫画的感受。", "star": 45, "type": "T2T", "image": "5473751"}
{"text": "开了两个傻瓜账号自己问自己。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "师傅，你是做什么工作的？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "滴答滴答", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4654234"}
{"text": "机器人哪有人权啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "340137"}
{"text": "太好了，里面的东西没被拿走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDqpEfm7MVtmY826B7mrt9S7KHnBrMNFBe0tTWs9tSojkuSCtfjQMbJw"}
{"text": "突然变异的美杜莎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSfqssIVlEpVUib1OPCjjhcqOyzpmXGlLWt0mFJp65iawwJfMTTLeEfxepg"}
{"text": "在约会中，他偶尔会指着什么都没有的地方说看，有个老头子，太可怕了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4066028"}
{"text": "把烦恼全部抛到脑后的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9omyz7zaClDJ8lJVkkPpTiaJyKLhw4Db5j3c4yLDR5O1J5WotyibSaPcg"}
{"text": "新买的单人麻将桌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj8cwaNowMwPNp3kJiaKACqq2ic2FibVuHkSwpxPgHf8a2QI9a77MzxEibrQ"}
{"text": "把头带回家。", "question": "我不喜欢那样的女人。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7282923"}
{"text": "岸田首相的亲戚家里有丧事。", "question": "安倍的国葬能被取消吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6798184"}
{"text": "duck 不必，深藏 blue， 无可 phone 告 ，Tony 带水 ，黄焖 jimmy 饭， 皮蛋 solo 粥 ，关你 peace ，more 明奇妙 ，一π胡言 ，鱼香 rose ，青椒 rose， star 皆空 ，book 思议 ，cheer 不舍 ，铺天 gay 地 ，什么 is ，笑不 lol 齿， 出卖 world 爱， 有 bear 来 ，贪生 pass， 半 tour 废，Even 不值 ，你伤害了 world 还 excel 而过 ，一 lemon 逼， 无 fuck 说 ，不三 boss ，无可 phone 告 ，半 tour 废 ，Tony 带水 ，how 自为之， 周瑜打黄 guy ，黄焖 jimmy 饭 ，皮蛋 solo 粥， sun 心病狂 ，关你 peace，煎 bingo 子 ，star 皆空 ，book 思议 ，无 shit 可击 ，Eason 不坑 ，铺天 gay 地 ，关你 mouth 笑不 lol 齿，降龙 spa 掌，江南 pig 厂倒闭了 ，君要臣死 臣 face book。", "question": "有没有类似“duck不必”的谐音梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听吗？用隔音耳机‘咕咚、咔嚓、啪嗒’", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2562126"}
{"text": "警察官：这个姿势是要你“铐上我！”我没有被铐上，难道是我弄错了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6509771"}
{"text": "男生出去玩时候的合照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYZfcu8SPAAFWEMdw8ENAKAz7Gm3eZdoCk6AGQpAQibodicI6HiaYqHBcHA"}
{"text": "快！追上前面那只龟！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0z2c5h659j30ci0el42x"}
{"text": "靠控制脉搏传递答案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWksBvsoicQyVjgRnqGp6XnhLicHdrics7RAicSwjziaZvwR3mdbicwcFajH9g"}
{"text": "爸爸？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "240192"}
{"text": "出生地、皮肤和眼睛颜色的不同。", "question": "简单来说，众议院和参议院有什么不同？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6657001"}
{"text": "现在回想起来，那只狗的印象并不清晰。", "question": null, "star": 326, "type": "I2T", "image": "259315"}
{"text": "“走，去洗澡了”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "在辅导员的课上看这个问题被当场抓包并要求我大声朗诵。", "question": "你曾经做过最羞耻的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于有尚不专业的自觉，我只说几个惹怒爱好者的吧……1上海 3 号线是轻轨吧（这不是……）武汉 1 号线是轻轨吧（不是……）大连 3 号线是轻轨吧（不……）深圳 3 号线「有一部分」是轻轨吧（……）重庆 2 号线是轻轨吧（这……还真的算轻轨！）重庆 6 号线是轻轨吧（这不是！！！！）地上的都是轻轨吧（不是！！！）高架的都是轻轨吧（不！！）轻轨都不在地下吧（！）2这里不让拍照这里都是机密不让拍照你看到的都是机密不让拍照列车上的红烧牛肉面属于国家机密不让拍照（——伪成都铁路局）地铁里全是国家机密虽然我不知道为什么而且所有人都看得见的但是就不让拍照（不开闪光灯是合理的，但是……）3（日系铁道粉）火车地铁化万岁！电车直通运转万岁！国铁不跨线万岁！地面线万岁！分割私营化万岁！（国系铁路迷）地铁站站乐到底！国铁换乘我不依！全地下化最大气！轨道国营票价低！（欧系地铁粉）没有屏蔽门是发达国家的特征！我听见风来自地铁与人海！（美系 Rail fan） 没有 24 小时运营都是渣渣！@神樂坂瑟蒂 你通宵了吗？你通宵了嘛！（港系地铁友）没有同台换乘的都是渣渣！（大陆地铁粉）私营电车不算地铁！国铁通勤不算地铁！全都不算地铁！不然我们怎么算第一！4你能帮我买票对不对~你能帮我选座对不对~你能帮我逃票对不对~你能帮我提前进站对不对~对不对~", "question": "如何惹怒一个轨道交通从业人员或爱好者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你要吃这个吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "嚼着口香糖，边照镜子边玩弄发梢。", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "复古运动", "question": "请问2030年的流行语是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4176243"}
{"text": "题主是要绑票吗", "question": "如何鉴别真假富二代？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "御宅族的幻想", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5336969"}
{"text": "中间：我们三个在人类世界作为梗图很出名，我说真的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "A键是跳，B键才是跑！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqx8qc8z2sj30ci0eltbi"}
{"text": "威——武——", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "光吃肉会死。", "question": "只吃肉能减肥。只吃肉能减肥，只吃肉能减肥。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6613401"}
{"text": "其实，这并不是他的假发飞起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TEdtsZClSjQVRYHaFtX5ciblNPAR6YeRyicQicibmb2qX0MbFR5Qym1cCJ9rgVZiaSAibFW58hSb4VhkKA"}
{"text": "育碧办公室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRbY8pImPzNBFC9014hvXSaFk9uSDAicqdNJLctNh8upogK5GdxbGjZicQ"}
{"text": "吃豆人", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5124132"}
{"text": "你好我叫高飞狗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "懒觉和我妈。", "question": "哪些看似无害的两个事物，组合起来极其致命？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电脑维修后，键盘悲剧了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3121583"}
{"text": "玻璃越擦越糊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLdxNbaEndoxPvibZX5D0pJFSI0yD4A7xZxfhtMWqKfkP6icNaYqwBhBgg"}
{"text": "因为吃小龙虾的时候，谁都不能玩手机。", "question": "小龙虾的肉又不多，壳还不好剥，为什么还有那么多人喜欢吃小龙虾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么加点鱼露作为隐藏的味道不加那就用昆布熬汤吧也不加不开蒙瓶酥吗也不开", "question": null, "star": 5470, "type": "I2T", "image": "686740"}
{"text": "算数题用到了十一根手指", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "妈妈，我门牙掉了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06DXHj3aNGTW64JBL6XESDyzUsYsBPEMbgc5RibGamgiaROUxuGgb7hqOlQ"}
{"text": "太极汽水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGPIvwYhMXria710ibK9HQFSsXhfJIRaU0muEkhywibyFEGCytT0BS46ngHw"}
{"text": "我花了5万块钱制作的虚拟形象。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6949487"}
{"text": "给你个宦官做做", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkuTAaVFicAjrG4gA4pcNAYQWko7dyO2ibJykBKZicwCvflLXVkgVKBS1xw"}
{"text": "把我的左脚拔出来呐混蛋！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "GANTZ的BOSS出现了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518078"}
{"text": "别进抓娃娃机了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6786236"}
{"text": "帮助青年人告别王者荣耀这款游戏。", "question": "假如登录王者荣耀等网游时需要考基础数学，会产生哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一点都没复习", "question": null, "star": 478, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8lst6dmtj61481cd10902"}
{"text": "买嘛！」『行了行了，咱们家可没那么多军费，回去啦！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h896o0g8wjj30ci0eljwz"}
{"text": "是的，我切了它。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5590781"}
{"text": "老妈不准养狗后养了只兔子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfxt4ilkn4j30ci0elgml"}
{"text": "我高中时的班主任的经历。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2322193"}
{"text": "VR体验", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xvtqvqi6j20fb0f60tt"}
{"text": "刚才在便利店用完了吉野家的十连餐券。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "奖励之吻", "question": "帅的人就可以稍微犯点小错误，告诉我极限在哪里。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4130688"}
{"text": "鞋押在这，你给我买一包薯条过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3iaZ2iapfZiapFibxIkTibWiayibNxX9GEArb9LZx5Sx5DMJNImicOnIsJdNmtA"}
{"text": "谢邀，我平时大部分时间都是在坐牢！", "question": "黑社会平时都在干些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "盲点", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "家里没人时只好自己去签收快递", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gri1ag9hakj30ci0elthc"}
{"text": "碰瓷", "question": "有哪些越老越吃香的职业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「要放土豆了哦~」『小心热水溅出来』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4npn0oz37j30ci0eln13"}
{"text": "早上丢的airpod最终在火锅里找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAreYEctRrA4tpaiao9DOTPnyrV2021y7IUarcx7MFUP6YK7omgUxjb3UQ"}
{"text": "这就是……主人买的新“玩具”？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNXKSbePYkUuYcOUwxULh8Bf6JKJU1aVC824a2tT78yMDEvmZwsrZK5Q"}
{"text": "制造车间工人的工资是制造费用，销售人员的工资是销售费用，管理人员的工资是管理费用，财务人员的工资是财务费用。再写个听来的：一张凭证是关于销售费用的，那个摘要写的是：给 XXX 公司 XXX 业务招待费 100000 元。财务经理骂他：你摘要直接写行贿得了。", "question": "一个会计的水平能差到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗手间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytGtmH0g5qjepNIYepGbibickZSgDN227nOr1T9CzzZodicLicnZYhsbpodQQ"}
{"text": "你现在是不是在想！该死！忘记买鸡蛋了！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhskei01hqj30ci0eltcx"}
{"text": "为了分解路边的烟头微生物也是蛮拼的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehp9wflh4aj20bb09nta4"}
{"text": "挖掘机", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7060856"}
{"text": "我弄坏了爷爷的珍贵魔灯，现在正在拼命表演魔灯。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6842994"}
{"text": "在困难的时候请举起你的左手。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370054"}
{"text": "我说。", "question": "如果能回到初中，我想要做的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2475497"}
{"text": "斐波那契数列的下场", "question": "兔子散养会造成什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "步骤兄弟，我是施塔克！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "汤米终于知道这个班级里没有差生的原因，但是好像已经晚了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCIsDBKwnUHXqhUK97IvL9c8v4YCge4V2B78wLEhV0AXxwGcs7KbiccXQ"}
{"text": "嗨嗨，我是河豚啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3372508"}
{"text": "新换了办公椅的我要去做任何事时：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEt3sIjU6IGiaV0GZVSEMic6icGPq6icyOC0Yy6RwTAMHZBYZo4YsLHVn1FQ"}
{"text": "《卖花女》的序言中有这样一句：「英国人一开口说话，就会激起另一个英国人的妒恨或鄙夷之情。」", "question": "口音对一个人有多大影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奶妈很便宜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6359643"}
{"text": "根据哥多年的经验，他只是不想去上课。", "question": "孩子嫌任课老师长得太丑不愿意去上学，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夜里梦魇，浑身难受醒不过来，我赶忙自己默念心经，就在我专心默诵心经时，耳朵旁听到一个声音：呦～会念两句啊！", "question": "有什么巨短却超级吓人的恐怖故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把你两只手放回方向盘谢谢", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "呐，昨晚我喝醉后都干了什么啊", "question": null, "star": 484, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb6j820ijlj6140140jxs02"}
{"text": "I've eaten.", "question": "被外国人问「How are you?」时该怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那边那个值日生！别再拍粉笔擦了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prpzbu19j20b90aiq3q"}
{"text": "Winter is coming：郭冬临。", "question": "你见过哪些绝妙的翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他爸给他五个亿，他过了几年赚了四十个亿，利率百分之八百。我爸给我五块钱，我买了个手套就去搬砖了，一天就赚了两百，利率百分之四千。你能说我比他厉害吗？他的钱是生产资料，是经济的血液。我的钱真就只是钱，我生活的保障。", "question": "王思聪是一个人才吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "降落伞没打开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkeUcNYrIUr1Yuw3k5lgNHhNSFghD2mnVbggWTv3xjLguJh2LaRdwFWw"}
{"text": "Java(Japanese action video of adult）", "question": "你给自己手机或电脑的文件夹起过什么清奇的名称？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "店员离开前谁也不开始唱K", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4hvh8byqpj30ci0elae7"}
{"text": "就目前来说，在紧急时刻，手机还不能当紧急粮食使用", "question": "手机在功能上未来还会有什么突破？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "WP 手机用户表示不知道你们在说什么，谁能帮忙解答下吗？在线等，急", "question": "红包屡抢不中是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和他原地离婚。", "question": "当领导说我们是一家人怎么回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿妙又做饭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee79hoa12tj20ak090mxs"}
{"text": "圆周率", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvw3qxq2v1j20yi188n83"}
{"text": "不用把舌头放进去哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6098688"}
{"text": "你只是吃胖了，不用每次都来妇产科", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etrw2uvnxnj20a80aj3zb"}
{"text": "那杯褐色的液体是茶，喝了吧。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "占领克里米亚的事还没解决吗？爷爷，克里米亚不是之前已经被占领了吗？是这样啊？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855574"}
{"text": "在约会软件上认识的女性，她的脸、发型、服装、气味和聚集的地方都很糟糕。", "question": null, "star": 457, "type": "I2T", "image": "6947641"}
{"text": "山脚下有猴叫。", "question": "在富士山顶发现了一个神秘的按钮，按下它会怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651659"}
{"text": "找人帮忙搬家，结果他连要搬的家具都带来了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311635"}
{"text": "一群笨蛋！这么明显的陷阱怎么会有人掉下……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3xg4ibmf6j30ci0el78u"}
{"text": "动真格了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8bhxpiuz0j30ci0eladn"}
{"text": "您好一张成人票谢谢", "question": null, "star": 830, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gniefqjf2qj611y13bwkb02"}
{"text": "叫你吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311164"}
{"text": "入学典礼上，家长互相认识而彼此却不太熟的三人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt18cuu2p0j30ci0el79d"}
{"text": "顾客，您带着未付钱的酱油来了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070622"}
{"text": "牧场火灾，Guts成功灭火。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3236674"}
{"text": "再来仁肉包", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwihja54xj20yi0w91gf"}
{"text": "如果是美女就非常欢迎，不是的话应该能理解吧？", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "我觉得自己好像被出题人捉弄了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6778674"}
{"text": "换气呀！换气！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esiwtrcw5ej209v08eta3"}
{"text": "火星，牙齿露出来就揍你。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313370"}
{"text": "看到赤身裸体的我以后，为什么，她开始穿衣服了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibic7k4S2Z3PFryhnd7QqQNjNO3vGKYp9WWcryBPO7NJwf80zashJxVicQ"}
{"text": "低头思故乡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHShL32mpqGyZOsoHBLgrh80Kf5V4ncpmHUBqOia9YicLEsjy9icBZe0qdg"}
{"text": "绝对音狗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "哎，你是谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484588"}
{"text": "回转寿司", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3tfhkh5q4j20yi1brjyl"}
{"text": "某日坐镇门诊。一个中年妇女提个塑料袋进门，说：「医生，你们这儿是内分泌科吗？」「是的。」「医生，我的内分泌功能有问题。」「怎么有问题？」「医生，我觉得我的口水分泌的特别多。」「哦，怎么个多法？」虽然想法很独特，但是医生就必须听完病人的主诉啊。阿姨举起手中的塑料袋，拉开带口：「我搜集了一整天的口水，都在里面了，医生你要看看吗？」医生你要看看吗？生你要看看吗？你要看看吗？要看看吗？看看吗？看吗？吗？？", "question": "身为医生以及医护人员，你们是怎样做到面对各种不忍直视的病例的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人先回去了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7132843"}
{"text": "杂鱼寝：混杂在一起睡觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376772"}
{"text": "在静香家的冰箱找到了失踪多日的胖虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPbWOlzZoWK1spMscqKvfPHFIRJXG6VjiaJRiaSicXcAzYicR6ib1hCqk2mkQ"}
{"text": "某天值班，接到电话，「你好我这里 XXX 科，请问一下血液里面有什么菌是正常的？」我人傻了", "question": "医生不同科室之间有没有隔行如隔山的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某处传来了机关启动声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gokhy8musgj30ci0el787"}
{"text": "穿婚纱结婚", "question": "光看汉字就感到不安。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5843466"}
{"text": "测谎仪还没开，就吓成这样了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibEC4k3UYYGxUOLrzyho6H0E0docI3N1PmkWJ9YVOrx812xZNljE7ciaw"}
{"text": "“他背后的拉链没拉”", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "勇者斗恶龙的存档消失的声音", "question": "如果有的话，讨厌的FamilyMart进店声音。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623649"}
{"text": "领带被领导的裤拉链卡住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3NnmfbwibIlKDduOJBlzRBPBib1nvRaicicWopwIBuQ3zxc9OZT9WYCB70Q"}
{"text": "精灵球用光后，把想要的宝可梦带去道具店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv84g2p8ofj60ci0eltco02"}
{"text": "我又把无聊的东西剪掉了……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1234088"}
{"text": "所喝饮料的酒精度数会在身上自动显示", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0gJKxoQzCyTE1ibsK7GNqgLZuToRxDRy66k7G5DE5bnL6GUXJLTVoPdw"}
{"text": "演奏难度很高的曲子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvzb0r4p54j20yi0wutpv"}
{"text": "想起以前看央视的一档体验节目，一个小伙子去影楼体验一下摄影师的日常工作。半天下来，他跟节目组摄像师偷空儿说悄悄话：「刚才摄影师喊『给这位顾客把增高器拿来！』 你看你看你看，他们居然管这个叫增高器！」一边说着，他从背后掏出一个小板凳来。", "question": "有哪些听起来高大上实际上很普通的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那可是爷爷盘了三十年的文玩核桃！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaJAnl2oPiaRH4H7ibzmTrYvDG67DjI9q0rfDYh4D3iavgYwwLaYEFqvvUg"}
{"text": "为了防止化纤衣物摩擦产生静电……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVfdQUC6QrdFGt6m9aSDCAGibnLUbngoicyxIjSCFSfFuRPTFK8MyoohqA"}
{"text": "但一直没有受到重视三秒定律", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WZQ9chCJiaL9pySp10j1jOou5LndK0ibUY49nfA2DBD4nlYINo09iaz1jA"}
{"text": "这是你的初体验吗？/一个人的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6981136"}
{"text": "看不到三叶草。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5534554"}
{"text": "欢迎被捕啊小伙子！这是待会儿的考问套餐，快来看看喜欢哪款。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1m85ij20fz0frdk2"}
{"text": "车祸现场黑猫警长出警最快的一次", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "点P快跑啊！", "question": null, "star": 676, "type": "I2T", "image": "6744446"}
{"text": "其他玩家正在进入房间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjUBygicKZZgB58AuJ9iaAQe0ywKelPaWDhyK3OZ21DJNtsHLYE65nO4iag"}
{"text": "那咱俩的钱加在一起就有35块了，买点心吃去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn3gb50gijj30ci0elwh7"}
{"text": "在练习场进行那个练习。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2872136"}
{"text": "补被门夹过的脑", "question": "吃被门夹过的核桃还补脑吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的斗志燃烧起来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373552"}
{"text": "医院和外国病人两个人都在向我抱怨对方，可是又不能翻译给对方，于是我在和两个人用两种语言聊天，并没有在翻译。", "question": "你在做陪同口译时有什么搞笑、离奇的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一步。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "请允许我跑个题，说个非网络文学的套路1 列夫托尔斯泰的《安娜卡列琳娜》一个对生命充满热情的美丽女人叫安娜卡列琳娜，嫁了一个中规中矩、其貌不扬的男人叫卡列宁，平凡的生活下暗流汹涌。女主生命中出现了另一个花花公子般的男人叫渥伦斯基，对女主展开热烈追求，和女主碰撞出激情火花。偏偏原配老公诚意满满，难舍难离......最终女主还是出轨。 安娜卡列琳娜和渥伦斯基私奔了......2 福楼拜的《包法利夫人》一个对生命充满热情的美丽女人叫爱玛，嫁了一个中规中矩、其貌不扬的男人叫包法利，平凡的生活下暗流汹涌。女主生命中出现了另一个花花公子般的男人叫赖昂，对女主展开热烈追求，和女主碰撞出激情火花。偏偏原配老公诚意满满，难舍难离......最终女主还是出轨。爱玛和赖昂私奔了...... (谢谢@像猪一样飞奔 指出错误。爱玛曾经想和赖昂、罗道耳弗私奔，但最后功亏一篑，私奔没有成功。)3 菲茨杰拉德的《了不起的盖茨比》一个对生命充满热情的美丽女人叫黛茜，恋上一个中规中矩、身为少校军官的男人叫盖茨比，赶上第一次世界大战爆发，男人上前线。女主生命中出现了另一个花花公子般的男人叫汤姆，和女主碰撞出激情火花.。偏偏老情人盖茨比诚意满满...... 最终黛茜还是和汤姆结婚了。战争结束，倒霉催的盖茨比重新回归......4 兰陵笑笑生的《金瓶梅》一个对生命充满热情的美丽女人叫潘金莲，嫁了一个中规中矩、其貌不扬的男人叫武大郎，平凡的生活下暗流汹涌。女主生命中出现了另一个花花公子般的男人叫西门庆，对女主展开热烈追求，和女主碰撞出激情火花。虽然原配老公诚意满满，却不顾惜......最终女主还是出轨。潘金莲嫁入西门庆家了......很少看言情小说......感觉不是很有意思？", "question": "当下网络小说是否有一些基本的套路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高中我就在想，要是学校能八点上课的话，同学们都会准时到并且精力充沛。直到我上了大学，连第二节课都懒得去上", "question": "为什么有的人上班不愿意早起几分钟，非要把自己的行程弄得那么匆忙?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别把戒指藏在沙里，会找不到的", "question": "准备在海边求婚，有哪些建议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "右眼被蹭了一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7n3iarU9vDT9Pfk72597qtoMuppzbmTrfHOr5TicZ3pIt2tXgnHcPoiaPlA"}
{"text": "没带等于没写", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "这是我的指甲样本，如果你愿意就拿去吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5106156"}
{"text": "每周日播出“黑战队！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1210411"}
{"text": "发现垫桌脚的就是一直在找的《如何修理桌脚不平》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olN79eS4MA2TMFy9EiaaqKtpScdP0crCZ2C4X1KXDq987589onhBkPR65A"}
{"text": "从澡堂出来后，发现衣服都被洗干净了，一件也不剩。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7343188"}
{"text": "听好了，我只说一次。", "question": "请将它变得有趣一千倍。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "3149184"}
{"text": "安全die", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHlShMdjzAvLJmSdD9ibwQ7avvDbzS3WV37LGtYmrjEOUygwg2H3icz1PQ"}
{"text": "大家都是魔法少女！～10年后的奇迹！～", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3775481"}
{"text": "我就只占一点点！就只占这一点点啊！可是我绝对不能只占这一点点。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "有个医学生，当年在实习的时候，轮科到了骨科。跟着老师上手术，截肢，手术做完了，器械护士欺负实习生，让他去清洗器械，洗完了之后，又让他把截下来的大腿拿到病理科去。也没告诉他怎么拿，甚至没告诉他病理科在哪……于是那天中午，很多的医生护士病人还有病人家属，看到一个傻逼实习生，用一块绿色的巾单包着一条腿的脚踝部分，半拖半抱着招摇过市（没敢搭电梯，从十楼手术室走楼梯下的外科楼），切口血珠一路走一路滴……还特么找人问路……好吧，当年那个傻逼实习生就是我……后来我熬到可以临床带教的时候，除了带教时尽心尽力之外，一般不指使实习生去应该由我完成的工作……", "question": "做完截肢手术后切下来的废肢去哪了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乌克兰的控制区域", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7180098"}
{"text": "飞不起来的猪", "question": "简单地解释一下金正恩。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3005150"}
{"text": "职业高尔夫球员猿来了，灵长类最强的来了。", "question": "我要成为一名职业高尔夫球手。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5320111"}
{"text": "脖子一年被射上五百多针是完全没有问题的。", "question": "你在《名侦探柯南》中学到了哪些知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "受精的一瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097209"}
{"text": "李克", "question": "买五十个菠萝。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4463426"}
{"text": "如果考上京都大学，我们兄弟就走运了！哈哈哈哈哈……糟糕，失败了……", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "我在喷洒除草剂。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6347993"}
{"text": "在榻榻米上细细打磨！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3928913"}
{"text": "话不想说了收回对话框", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fukk9fr3ojj20ml0mljtx"}
{"text": "刚从包包里拿出的耳机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib2dvDcMH0bzBoXufDP7BfBgxqrDbp6n4LBibWCzRWx9IIXKAejWavkHQ"}
{"text": "大家都变成灰了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7104010"}
{"text": "见到寡人要跪拜，而不是唱生日快乐歌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPypBYOibz2gmFqJIhHLR4qmbgqPGxpib0NsgriaTvtRkor3fycM7cdkHAA"}
{"text": "前公司盛行零食文化，几乎所有同事工作之余各种外卖和零食吃不停，为此公司还配备了一个硕大的冰箱以供存放。如果翻看每个人的垃圾桶，里面 90% 以上都是各种食物和包装袋的残渣。有一天一位同事的电脑启动不了，在 IT 小哥拆开他主机的瞬间，从电源里钻出几十只蟑螂朝四面八方逃散，当场吓晕了一位女同事，场面一度控制不住。然后大家纷纷反映最近确实看到不少小蟑螂，甚至在有人的时候还大摇大摆地爬过桌面。痛定思痛，几天后老板找来专业团队，在我们下班后把整个公司喷满各种药水，并关紧门窗，总之制造出一个除微生物以外无法生存的环境。出于对小强赶尽杀绝的决心，大（zi）老（ben）板（jia）不惜第二天给全体员工放假一天，也要做到这个地步。以下场景由第三天最早到达公司的几位同事描述——一位保洁阿姨半瘫倒在地上，另一位保洁阿姨在拼命试图搀扶起同伴，在她们身边围着的地板上、前台沙发上、桌子上，都是密密麻麻的蟑螂尸体。这个景象一直延续到办公室的每一个角落。最后调动了整幢三十层大楼的所有保洁阿姨过来，才一车一车地把尸体运走。据说最恐怖的是那台冰箱的背面，整个一面粘满了蟑螂，密不透风，黑压压的一片看不到任何一点白色……这是职业生涯至今最令我恐惧的情景，当然也是最令我惋惜的情景，因为我抵达现场的时候已经只能看到阿姨流水线在往外慢慢搬运尸体了。没能够亲眼看到同事们描述的画面、和那个看上去怎么也得上千只蟑螂才能糊满一面的硕大冰箱……", "question": "什么情景让你切切实实地感受到无比的恐惧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我做了一床蛛丝被", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m2me4AoicaTgjC9hbKLlIJby6ERYdYXct6rfWvOsXNSNYt4qM7INC6xA"}
{"text": "这儿练引体向上效率贼高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VtconzjCcIAsz3ibcBdJzVSalVMQbXuJ6iayXvj9etTxc71TrJNZ1rBHA"}
{"text": "千寻……最近还好吗？我是老爸啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hez8pa5mqzj30ci0elwg2"}
{"text": "职场", "question": "如果有干劲开关，就不用去讨厌的地方了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386785"}
{"text": "成了犯人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhx9po204sj30ci0elwg9"}
{"text": "他们吵架居然还把筷子扎进桌子里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10Yqtj4bnGM2Cspeec8J0myENFckbbVfGjzdc3lsHDlOQ5g9h0aib9mYibnw"}
{"text": "妹妹突然走进了房间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3074295"}
{"text": "黄身 -> 黄色的身体", "question": "你觉得你的前生是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6213529"}
{"text": "我后排在拍照的老公不会介意吧", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "我说过不要在里面放屁的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfiaKMelcEQ6MwgL7K4Byl0gwxohRZkM83IVFG8xhVA1jWOZ01oMXX7mQ"}
{"text": "那估计是他在北京买到两套房了，全款那种。一套自己住，一套放租，然后彻底不营业了。", "question": "如果有一天，毛不易房塌了会因为什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老婆说自己要回娘家住几天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpicHnHRozYV6enltqmGT5wGxYibr6RiareHylt0C66Xm7vunkBGHEl6uRA"}
{"text": "反转功能", "question": "别在吸管上加这种功能！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7072405"}
{"text": "妈妈做的菜还是好吃。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3865015"}
{"text": "生理课迎来了神展开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdovyqt84xj30ci0elmy6"}
{"text": "戈登那家伙送的煤炭太high了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjmQEFPr9e1UDEWibq2sfJrctJRowFXRwpVQTJ9NcyRufKGeIdWHHzibGhu1iaIqQNzia9dTgY0djJALw"}
{"text": "甜甜蜜蜜的偶像大师灰姑娘女孩们星光舞台啦啦啦。", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "对的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicnCTOaC1II6gurqVQlZH9FAkOo3aoHAouZ94AoXngEgnfiady93GQh5Q"}
{"text": "下来做核酸吧，这次一码通肯定没问题的", "question": null, "star": 154, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "明明钻进了小被窝却总感觉肚子有点冷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gua8a1yv84j60ci0elq6802"}
{"text": "运来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcepb64ul2j30ci0eltbc"}
{"text": "小风筝：爸爸，我的人挂树上啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3iby55BAar6H86rWFz2o4KkBZ1h5fYdNpkTcvs0pBjNafcvLWvWTxVEQ"}
{"text": "静香！胖虎已经断气了！静香！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0jtln3gutj20me0ptgo8"}
{"text": "对不起！能不能不要连续按电梯的关门键啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4398943"}
{"text": "我为什么会把歌词记错，然后在唱歌时忘记后面的歌词？我记得的下一句是直到很远的地方，你好，但我又记错了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5251030"}
{"text": "我在没有给糖果的家里做了恶作剧，好像着火了。嗯，香味扑鼻！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837863"}
{"text": "摇晃通往部长家的电线，电视画面在《兰克王国》照片集特别篇开始的那一瞬间变得不稳定。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "1355975"}
{"text": "盲人相亲大会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BouPlWafIdn715EGiaGqPCssicwgETKCauZV6xQVonGIfVR7FABK1xv81Q"}
{"text": "泡泡糖用鼻子吹的社畜", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "炒饭", "question": "像龙珠但不是龙珠的名字", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444652"}
{"text": "可爱归可爱，你要做什么？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1548926"}
{"text": "睁着眼睛睡觉的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6809638"}
{"text": "来都来了……", "question": "你用哪一句话来评价自己生活态度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "100被人拿红笔涂了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "运动会取消了。", "question": null, "star": 1004, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384853"}
{"text": "这是你要洗的碗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "只能在他能帮忙的这段时间里搭把手吗？", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "猎人被放出来了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5805510"}
{"text": "广东名菜：拔丝福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibNeGxClgJoxibnFnmhZoRCic1v7kMlsCYmL3aaKzno871wCnEJhlDFyVQ"}
{"text": "歇斯底里竟然是音译词！！！英语hysteria的音译，即癔病，名词。又常用来形容人情绪激动、举止失常，形容词。", "question": "哪件事，让你对自己的无知感到震惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻孩子，你还可以去死啊", "question": "如何应对对方说「我已经道歉了你还想我怎样」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备便当时本想蹭朋友的菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzhw24pdypj30ci0eltcy"}
{"text": "独眼巨人家的隐形眼镜专用仆人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRibMvUM2LGETIKsNBKNKQx6EflZKyvMt53lzicGWAiaRcG3Wnx0IBfZY4g"}
{"text": "无法挽回的气氛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318703"}
{"text": "每根羽毛都能独立显示电视画面，实现全频道同时接收，并且可以旋转。", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "别误会，我可不是为了你才赤手空拳拿着草莓蛋糕的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4348806"}
{"text": "从星期一开始就熬夜了。", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "经常逛玩具店，想着小时候爸妈不给买的玩具，马上可以用儿子的名义买来玩，就有点激动。", "question": "刚生宝宝后，夫妻之间有哪些初为人父母的小趣事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你现在一个人吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqedic2trnj30ci0elack"}
{"text": "小客人是第一次来这种店吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3wbefnd1kj30ci0eljsf"}
{"text": "吐书馆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0bvbs865ij20mc0s9adg"}
{"text": "该死……出新品了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjmQEFPr9e1UDEWibq2sfJrcDEDOO46aibicNpgQZpw1BXNtIO87qL4Wl4aoFI89bthTtZcyXsdMnHlA"}
{"text": "躲dva的核爆", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "集资太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5029371"}
{"text": "终于抢到了千斤顶的限量版皮肤", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "你和你没关系的壮汉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQd2u6W5pvxUd6qTohGQNZcY4y2tr90L40QzWKk0EMp6fubbGoDXcMV0Q"}
{"text": "奇怪了，镜头对面好像能看到子弹的样子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5678391"}
{"text": "每人限购一件，多次来买。", "question": null, "star": 9026, "type": "I2T", "image": "2690550"}
{"text": "女性同志更能互相理解。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518689"}
{"text": "成为聪明的病人！", "question": "杰尼斯社长丑闻引发的节目名称波及", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373633"}
{"text": "哎呀？老爷爷！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7310864"}
{"text": "我有信心一直睡到明年春天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338343"}
{"text": "打开图片第一眼看到的女孩就是你喜欢的类型", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1ej227911nkj20ba0ar0u9"}
{"text": "你们不能跟总统学着点吗？学学他英俊潇么时候过来的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITANCI0r79230ib9dU09pCLMnicHallPWewCgB3BD7olSOTUV8unKsEISw"}
{"text": "被跟踪的犯罪嫌疑人突然一回头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNmlOyDeQHZuqvRTxeXicXHt4mrMiclUuGzDicWVgw0Moo07qa57jneZ5goJ2MgyCMlIWeQTzwQlEew"}
{"text": "毒蘑菇", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6462585"}
{"text": "小兰今天心血来潮，绑了个双马尾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0gtdcjTfLyvJVyBU2SlU97MpKLodyQDX6epic72BT3D8ckHD3e79L6KA"}
{"text": "别每次都挡我镜头！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h84wao0gxnj30ci0elgon"}
{"text": "朋友炫耀收到的情书，我把它推回去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6709469"}
{"text": "大多数魔法因为省略咏唱而通过玛?来发动。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "不会。题外话，要说到「违法犯罪」可不止灰原哀：少侦和阿笠博士，日常超载；江户川柯南，开滑板上街，人行道、公路、高速公路等等都走过，而且经常超速；工藤有希子，日常飙车；毛利兰，用武力胁迫他人，损毁公物，还用空手道制伏（误伤）和犯罪毫无关系的路人；FBI，非法在日本境内活动、持有枪支，等等；工藤一家和阿笠博士，藏FBI（易容、变声、提供住处）；降谷零（安室透），和工藤一家同理：作为公安警察，明知赤井秀一等FBI等探员在日本活动也不汇报上级，有故意包庇的嫌疑；毛利小五郎，乱指证犯人，对刑案指手画脚，妨碍警察侦查；铃木园子，与怪盗基德合谋偷自家东西；京极真，故意伤害（令我印象最深刻的就是「怪盗基德VS京极真」那里，把铃木家那十几个护卫全部打飞）；还有，柯南射毛利小五郎、铃木园子、山村警部等人，冒用他们的身份讲话；赤柯合伙焚烧楠田陆道的尸体，等等。就不知道日本法律怎么判了。PS：以上都是抖机灵瞎说，不要当真！另一个回答：", "question": "柯南大结局灰原哀会被判刑吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唉，我只能抬到肩膀这里了，锦标赛决赛。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6066540"}
{"text": "这手是个牙缝很大的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTH1dHuwOMBzNHR9pULU0D8dICoiaavMgdtf8YsQMDTtQCfZugWUVTbr4Q"}
{"text": "在下北的古着店中以高价交易的T恤。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929814"}
{"text": "太子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "往收银机里补充硬币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7iy3z9viyj30ci0elwg3"}
{"text": "建议口服对乙酰氨基酚片。 ​​​", "question": "相亲对象忽冷忽热怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "健身房只有两种男生：比我玩的轻刚学健身的菜鸡和比我玩的重只追求重量的傻逼。", "question": "健身房的鄙视链是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初相见一切尽在不言中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hek4ln4q7uj30ci0elwjs"}
{"text": "土豆=马铃薯。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3978612"}
{"text": "「行了，既然有人举手班长就决定是小明了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3p0ujv5hgj30ci0eltay"}
{"text": "因为我管着你们两个，所以以后要叫我二狼神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuia2rG6EVLPVVpHKfbZTgegnMSseh1jdakm04zGTk5lJ2SiaDpD5nyCsA"}
{"text": "耐克攻过来啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfo942mncuj20zg0zgagj"}
{"text": "以玩偶装扮为主题的烧烤联谊会以失败告终。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2571191"}
{"text": "刚长出四肢", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "我以为只有辉夜姬存在，但是没想到竟然有很多。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "5239420"}
{"text": "故事改编自真实事件。以前住破土屋，就是那种山海情里的破屋，床挨着窗户，外面就是院子。然后那时候特别怕地震，人心惶惶，我妈就在房子中间放了个酒瓶子，如果晚上听见酒瓶子倒了，就赶紧跑路。一晚，猫把瓶子碰倒了。我妈一个机灵直接把还在睡觉的我从窗户扔出去了。我一脸懵逼坐在院子里怀疑人生，我是谁？我在哪？发生了什么？", "question": "父母有哪些骚操作让你至今记忆犹新？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "元偶像的正广爸爸每晚都会唱摇篮曲。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3731541"}
{"text": "我老板是这么做的，遇到一件合作，对方特墨迹，难搞。苦思好久，皱了皱眉，问我等屌丝：要不咱们把他公司买下来算了？", "question": "如何优雅地炫富？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这导盲犬是不是把“自的地”和“墓地”听混了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6O1iax1eCu9lHSHLbIUWmguJHroELQOO7sI1QNzE6SQ2sLEGMicUkeFBjw"}
{"text": "俺藏好啦喵~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd47ul0edqj30ci0eldgq"}
{"text": "我都隔着仙人球使用。", "question": "姨妈期间总是贴暖宝宝，男朋友知道了说那是有毒有辐射的，真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加一拉：再加上一点", "question": "把汽车的名字稍微改一下，让它显得有点土气。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5413618"}
{"text": "硬是把捉蜻蜓办成了体育比赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3EbumsBjOicmicctJAcurictpgRbbibibVrianPmFb2OroJAJqyl4cRWVjsqDQ"}
{"text": "突然想起这是残奥会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1s7QiaHuUGG8w0AzwqR3XN4I7RXYk6dl9rbOFRgdPVibUQCvM4pRauQKA"}
{"text": "说的就是你！别TM又说脏话又拿手指人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm14laacvj20g10f6n0w"}
{"text": "阎王爷住在地幔还是地核？", "question": "玉皇大帝住在平流层还是对流层？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1.小心踩狗屎2.小心舞伴踩狗屎3.小心旁边跳舞的踩狗屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXNwcJ9v4lHxFRCpkTVP7MkOkJSzc2bwGFT3s2kVYlGQw5ys6MvdoyVQ"}
{"text": "在老婆开车时，指点了一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkBwAtmP3puiahwOKASE3h9wONCLYcW4AEA2k4HvkX2t0LVgO6IYCSRGA"}
{"text": "属性全点了力量导致新手村的任务都做不完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RvnhuWc9uEfBMBbqJ44dwJs7LyOicvhvYeqxzC4EsvQicpMZybnYIIXicQ"}
{"text": "想到了高中班上的男同学。走在周末返校的几千人大部队中，硬是被保安拎了出来，「这位学生家长，看孩子这边登记。」伤害性不大，侮辱性极强。", "question": "长得很老是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "决定魔王的继承人。", "question": "如何才能成为大魔王？", "star": 37, "type": "T2T", "image": "2740205"}
{"text": "够不着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SIIC5taW8fiauvI59aBo3fbeEZjPIwnN8R29NZh0PE9C7JpemLd53r0OC9kGOicnXbEAENOn7hB5uw"}
{"text": "谁网购大提琴会去看尺寸说明啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElB3dMmvtHyTanWTQBhxQPaIAjUQ6eRsSDOzt9mFztia6hNEiaaCMEUm4Q"}
{"text": "别打棒子了，没用的。", "question": "18版的TikTok被批评。", "star": 79, "type": "T2T", "image": "4099782"}
{"text": "有次飞机延误很长时间于是在地面发餐问那位先生喜欢喝什么饮料先生很生气地说 我要喝你的血恩 乘务员说 不好意思 这个月还没来 还有一个是关于旅客投诉不知道大家有没有看过鲁能版的安全须知总之就是一些大胸妹 阳光 海水 沙滩之类的情景然后有一个旅客按了呼唤铃说要投诉我做错了什么吗？你们这个安全须知 就是黄赌毒 大年三十飞航班旅客狂按呼叫铃说要看春晚先生 飞机上的娱乐系统真的看不了春晚 真的看不了啊实在不行 我给你演？", "question": "空姐在飞机上都遇到过哪些好玩的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男人的美容院。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937627"}
{"text": "我的生命线不长吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6503819"}
{"text": "也是车站聋哑人骗局。一软妹纸直接杵在面前挡道，小本子一伸，手一摊要钱。我大声说我不识字，妹纸用手势表示听不见。我继续大声说不识字，妹纸还是一副「你说啥我听不到」的表情。然后我问她：你真听不见？ 姑娘点点头，然后笑场了....", "question": "在火车上你遇到过哪些骗人的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美媒：共和党流动票进入民主党票仓", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrIxhuwJsjaLK3jqC3N5jKvJxpI6yKdYefI5hbvc3bx2x6heyWjKcD1w"}
{"text": "您有没有带着盖子密封条的顾客？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3940887"}
{"text": "等会帮我腿也拉长点", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "在 160 斤到 180 斤这个重量级的地位里目前还没有对手。但是上了 180 斤有韩红，瘦到 140 斤有张学友，地位还是岌岌可危的。相信这也是陈奕迅保持着身材的原因。", "question": "陈奕迅目前在华语歌坛的地位是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说这款高科技马桶能帮人实现愿望？那可就屌爆了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY39RyETd7dPZ7vyVojvmPbu7qt9MaX1CgL9I3TZo2Puj29luBlmZyagw"}
{"text": "厂你不是说没复习吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gosklkj1efj30ci0eltca"}
{"text": "早上七点掀开你房间窗户的你妈", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "过年的你刚睡醒就发现周围围着一圈亲戚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPnksWlf8QEzFYuhnhKKYPKN5HCf0c5mQNVMxKjd3ztKuFhr967TqicWQ"}
{"text": "抢劫犯实在太穷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EibQlTjswY8gGvvtgClWnS6xuJbOR9gcCzamtEI1gd8GJ6X8R7l8npKZ3FxAxtAwGvVkBr5JC1STw"}
{"text": "啊啦～婉拒了哈～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "今天的午餐是...咖喱乌冬面？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3594807"}
{"text": "卫星照片上出现了五颜六色的鞋子。", "question": "四格漫画完全征服", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7015592"}
{"text": "你觉得我开着的兰博基尼好只是因为你买不起。", "question": "为什么德普有了希尔德那么火辣年轻的太太还要出去酗酒不回家？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就快了。", "question": "电量只有50%的手机可能会说的话。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386177"}
{"text": "那么，出发去羽田吧！", "question": "请问怎样去漫湖呢？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464589"}
{"text": "odal ", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulLjxicjIIRicn5YQ8bia0mHTNCTlCQ7IfZRP1R8ultT7DW7F9Hic4n0foUw"}
{"text": "好冰！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq3S2dFxLzosml3iawnK9N36jzmibjx5LquV8NakvObiczTeKcWIsuYqmrSA"}
{"text": "孩子他妈，你先歇会儿，让我来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNw3AcOqiardhnAy7DNXbGF0KpptUcsq0I6TvC6LMYutqwJwWDjA8lBWA"}
{"text": "裁员", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "刚才一直以为是同伴的鸟们振翅高飞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblXzjzd5PAc56KZENHzlICzeKDSxgyJxGJyxWI3BbZX9ArHm2B6sxcjgg"}
{"text": "不是。准备是留给有机会的人的，没机会的就别瞎准备了。", "question": "机会是留给有准备的人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "英国人发明乒乓球的时候没想过今天。同样，中国人玩蹴鞠的时候也没想到(๐•̆·̭•̆๐)", "question": "有哪些祖先们玩剩下的现在却流行的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有人看见我儿子了吗？", "question": null, "star": 426, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gocjrla1y8j613w1fqwpi02"}
{"text": "这不是热水澡，是淋浴！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1853709"}
{"text": "没想到会接到电视电话的诈骗。", "question": null, "star": 11155, "type": "I2T", "image": "563702"}
{"text": "我信你个鬼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKA3Eia6sy3iaCticT2vPFh8HDqkZmlZFtUicyEzE9a6Kere1SNog8L0rouwyeEV35khkBvLwzItFIPw"}
{"text": "因为脸大所以才这么做！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253902"}
{"text": "那就看你自己的决定了。", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "养我吧！（连续第三天）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9m8libegyj209i0btdgo"}
{"text": "眼科医生", "question": "似乎吉卜力电影的一句名言。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7115054"}
{"text": "帮我砍一刀", "question": null, "star": 125, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "看到别人互相错过后轻视对方外表的人，其实只是他们对自己的地方出身感到自卑的一种表现，所以真的不必在意。", "question": "请问在东京旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386571"}
{"text": "在她的微博搜索关键词：「买买买」「长草」「剁手」。应该没错。", "question": "给认识不久的妹子准备一个什么圣诞礼物比较合适?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "屁股疼死了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6015898"}
{"text": "从前面的衬衫上可以看到B区。", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "这孩子上下半身分离了，能帮我粘一起吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TV6ibcL8q4IGHswJ4Xz243N2ibdOtYWbpfolyWNUtXx3GbpfVLR8EdeKcScFmIpiaHn9XZYKGhIIlgw"}
{"text": "嘿，小和尚！因为你帮不了忙，所以才会变成这样吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4764687"}
{"text": "老年人！全速前进全力加速！", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "孙悟空，拍了拍手！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1908486"}
{"text": "南方人认为的北方澡堂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8ticibNwg3LZxZTwSGribgJiaYOQicw4roRlwr83ePAFZYFCgtfiaHSH1TkAhQ"}
{"text": "队长，那个是目标建筑。好的，大家都准备好了。没问题的，队长自己却忘了带降落伞。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3086316"}
{"text": "孩子从「世界最长水滑梯」出来时已经长大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqozvd3iqej209s08sq4i"}
{"text": "我不知道 Sheldon 和 Sherlock 能否成为朋友，但我知道 Leonard 和 Watson 会的~", "question": "夏洛克 · 福尔摩斯和谢尔顿 · 库珀有可能成为朋友吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果能使用魔贯光杀炮，那这些人就会在一刹那间消失...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6130927"}
{"text": "疯狂的萨娜埃追赶着嘴里叼着鱼的猫，用脚飞快地跑着。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6547038"}
{"text": "石头剪刀布！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6002703"}
{"text": "欺负人的男人没有人权，请大家记住这一点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6453759"}
{"text": "摩擦摩擦，在光滑的盘面上摩擦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8fyjl6r5oj20g90e7n2g"}
{"text": "叔叔，慢慢吃，还有很多哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9lC9ibictYUEmKhxLzt0zdsDKN0N7P7ETjHzRKicc06WcPKyh0NAYwQv7A"}
{"text": "等一下，搞错了，我没考上啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MAGwPzmIgnVG2fgAtA2IJIhJqulqrianenr8hLOVCGicqMpWakjlcrwQA"}
{"text": "镰鼬三兄弟", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "早晨食用大根（萝卜）。", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "在这条路上迷失了这么长时间，还如此有信心。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "304779"}
{"text": "两个忘记带手帕的人正在互相寒暄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVxEKjSlS1YHYO1eJGzYEWuseYAEPdzBMXEdXgyj2GB2qqiaUonicF6Nag"}
{"text": "起床后查看我的页面，经常会想：我昨晚是不是说了什么傻话……", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "借口", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "这是增税的汤圆！看起来很好吃呢~ 哈哈^n^哈~", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7282235"}
{"text": "回转寿司上的米饭洒得到处都是，甚至溅到我脸上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7024417"}
{"text": "与顽固污渍搏斗的洗衣粉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejx17ydiuaj20al0bpdhh"}
{"text": "我们下次在剧场见！", "question": "别问我那种事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349422"}
{"text": "他在没有朋友和学习困难中挣扎，他的父母出现了，给他带来了安慰。", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "自从父亲参观后，儿子就开始走歪路了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4034793"}
{"text": "女朋友发现面膜被我用光", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8TWhTty16jicb4LnXiaZAYicdeA4RJj8Dib2fyvRE9991e4VvgfAX2qibmkQ"}
{"text": "你和便利店家庭", "question": "我喊过一次。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6172074"}
{"text": "因为他们需要确定别人过得比他们糟", "question": "为什么有那么多的同学朋友，在过年遇到时会问别人非常隐私的问题，还不会觉得不礼貌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自画象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHvZC5icezibFhb9dj4v96Mgg5UfKFGr1lXZ7OibticaesLpDn7j1gg0RbCA"}
{"text": "哇哦！", "question": "请善待我妹妹。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4467385"}
{"text": "糖尿病患者的前后对比照片。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "哎呀，快放屁了，还有五秒钟。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7080763"}
{"text": "暑假结束后久别重逢的静香变得判若两人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5366724"}
{"text": "听到妈妈说“要不要把哆啦A梦卖了买个扫地机器人呢”之后就一直这样了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssGpsQ8vUyOQpibK3UHPiaiadDFiazahbvKeGU6Ff15y1IrQXfDxibNyg4pLA"}
{"text": "直播时美颜滤镜失效了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hflxyp9rq3j30ci0elq41"}
{"text": "在借贷竞争中。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191162"}
{"text": "麻痹了我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5985561"}
{"text": "花光积蓄给女友买的礼物第二天出现在了当铺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4a79rxfhwj30ci0elwig"}
{"text": "我又在世田谷基地涂鸦了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3345058"}
{"text": "有人对哆啦A梦的存在表示怀疑。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "说了几遍了，要么统一穿黑丝要么统一白裤子，你们不遵守也罢居然还有把袜子套骼膊上的？？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owICAl3mviaUxJ5N83TAdA85IEk8RoP4GV7ia236icgag4Ug9P5xTiciaayImA"}
{"text": "这么大的长颈鹿怎么可能养家里？哪儿捡的扔哪去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h47id87dt2j30ci0eljvn"}
{"text": "量产型鲁班七号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7WCWvFUvqpy9rPYb4gic8B1ahyIFgUcjK6HBLh6BPIibDICvHQLRHFFVg"}
{"text": "没事儿，什么都没有。", "question": "父亲节的那些事儿", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4465790"}
{"text": "说实话这是我在知乎见过最难的问题...", "question": "怎样有效区分张馨予、张涵予，张予曦、张雨绮、张雨馨、张雨鑫、张歆艺、张辛苑、张艺馨？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还是没打开", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxtjj6bu96j60yu1aggx702"}
{"text": "等你亲戚来借钱的时候你就知道你妈的水平有多高。", "question": "我戴的手表价格 4000 块钱，亲戚们问我多少钱买的，我妈却说是便宜货 30 块钱。她为什么要这样做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "街头突然和摩托车互换角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7nJkUkOlmliatJuqfzxljO7P5C8ELzxURHLibhtczzrT3CjnO7gqHr5cw"}
{"text": "被所有人叫你小鬼", "question": "新入职的公司是黑心企业，为什么发现的？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383785"}
{"text": "作为奇葩顾客，又一次看到墙上一个开关想都没想直接按了，突然室内一片明亮，响起了警报声，回头看了眼开关下面写着「消防开关，请勿触碰」后来。。。后来多没意思啊，那当然是我一个人惊恐的站在角落不敢说话，工作人员近来默默的操作了一番关闭了警报，朋友们看着我笑 TAT。自己脑补下嘛，非要叫我说（捂脸）", "question": "作为密室逃脱老板，你遇到怎样奇葩的顾客?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯？这是哪里？是蛀牙。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4064115"}
{"text": "我被取了一个天哪的昵称。", "question": "可能是大麦克吧。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5584072"}
{"text": "这是个事件吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5355623"}
{"text": "你是否已满18岁？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd2q4o6bg6j30ci0el0tw"}
{"text": "日本列岛", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "你知道香菜吗？", "question": "为什么有人喜欢重金属音乐、死亡金属呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这肉保熟吗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "非常守口如瓶的人。", "question": null, "star": 910, "type": "I2T", "image": "1174214"}
{"text": "最后的冒险（不是最后）。", "question": "请问你能玩那个著名的游戏吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7346329"}
{"text": "家庭农场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOX2ysicSkaXQyTHMETMNBxprUW5UawtogyyicGeOCftdicRGkeicNpictgQ0Q"}
{"text": "有钱人家的孩子也能参加的选美比赛决赛越来越激烈了。", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "5807665"}
{"text": "这笼子好牛逼……", "question": "如果把 X 战警与复仇者联盟一起扔进笼子里会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哪副象棋上偷的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icW70NiaXasJUs01Oc4T0c3NwkbbNwRpJTuiauqdnoU1LItZzLELrdlGvA"}
{"text": "记住了吗？进去就说我捡到了一只可爱的小白猫可以养吗？（3）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtput7p0zjj30ci0eltbm"}
{"text": "看到的是失业的时候。", "question": "日剧那些事", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214999"}
{"text": "元太死于大号大头针", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqbR4S69SUJDMcgpo3N5EZoib3ZVOhpkwL3l8JBQAMpgiaZpRsaKbicaEfw"}
{"text": "岛", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbmxblzxv4j6140140n3d02"}
{"text": "钱包掉了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3990384"}
{"text": "你选好片子了没啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3jcHjnWg2ppXHey7pGq6aJ8BiblQHRWicB4fqKsapichUia3m5mWuKwEnfA"}
{"text": "高一在宿舍玩真心话大冒险，有一个舍友输了，第二天做早操时候，大家都做「舞动青春」时候，他做「放飞梦想」……", "question": "在玩真心话大冒险时，让大家印象最深的问题或大冒险是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一这钱是我先看到的一不要脸，明明是我先踩到脚底", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrjXuPhPicY4Libc78ibRFOJL8KuetwOR5dJxicLmWWQwZ2bpgZJtYa3hVfw"}
{"text": "电话那头：“把香蕉全都挂回树上？这是什么意思？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNvsAfmkn5TzUnuwHTkicAUrLcenyFO3ZUM3QyIpAiagbxe3ufRoFdWicXA"}
{"text": "代笔：父亲", "question": "情书的最后写着令人不悦的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7298639"}
{"text": "不行，泄露了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388763"}
{"text": "自从赶走一个小偷后这家伙一直这态度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsgel50fh6j30ci0eln3u"}
{"text": "我知道了，凶手就是……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7206572"}
{"text": "我大哥在你桌子上趴会怎么了？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "请帮我用英语翻译一下“please get out.”", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "我已经怀孕6个月了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "有一个在练习太空步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DreibkNpeGpIUZmQ0DtEBHGRNib0mUBp9UhHtKc8fsSRMicfGk3hIRqgPjQ"}
{"text": "相关法律法规。这既奇怪，又有趣~", "question": "世界各地都有哪些奇怪或有趣的法规？这些法规背后都有什么故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果这写的东西能被人类看到，诚实地给☆3颗星。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6927552"}
{"text": "遇见 18 岁的自己，告诉他，多涂点儿防晒。", "question": "如果有一间时空客栈，你能遇到任何一个人，你最想遇见谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个舔狗又发消息来啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkCiaveK0FeiaXLXAibHdbv5ibBEvTa7OPC929qiagIjG78JfEWFWJwX4IibmQ"}
{"text": "你压到我毛了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "没用了，已经处理好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6249278"}
{"text": "观赏金枪鱼和曼波舞需要另外付费。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的水族馆。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1800923"}
{"text": "圣火传递的预算大幅缩减", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1fa6ksmtyj30ci0el41j"}
{"text": "费尔巴哈：人没有对象，就没有价值。", "question": "哲学家说过哪些屌炸天的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Love Live的一套人偶。", "question": "如果放在最恐怖的灵异地点，虽然能让人害怕但也能感到安慰的东西。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "4149846"}
{"text": "请问我可以放倒椅子吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd095kx5qkj30ci0elmy3"}
{"text": "哎呀，等一下我的工作...居然连人类都要被夺走了吗...", "question": "看到像马车马一样行动的人，马车马的想法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7085470"}
{"text": "乐器箱子里移动。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的环球旅行。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4906610"}
{"text": "这家伙被踩了多少次啊？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3955120"}
{"text": "在这种时间居然能遇到这么好的题目。", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "睡前玩手机。", "question": "把谚语改成现代风格。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1485033"}
{"text": "洗苹果", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "火锅：在线，不数签签；冒菜：离线，不数签签；串串：在线，数签签；麻辣烫：离线，数签签。嗯，家住在五里店………", "question": "火锅、冒菜、串串、麻辣烫的异同在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个秃头！你的电话！！（该死……回头就输了）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grj7dxc71aj30ci0elths"}
{"text": "昨晚的梦中清晰记得的部分。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038009"}
{"text": "某日一拔智齿患者来复诊拆线。躺在牙椅上自言自语，说，→医生，你看我创口好的没？还行，可以拆线了。→你说的太夸张了。你不给我做的我全做了一遍。……比如呢？→抽烟，喝酒，吃火锅，游泳……妈个鸡，真想杀了这病号祭天", "question": "牙医怎么看待不听医嘱的患者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你车被偷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5x7sx8scjj20jz0kswgh"}
{"text": "有一次考试被老师卡了。然后第二天舍友看到了我在宿舍偷偷……烧香（其实我就是买了新的香，点一下闻闻味道）。然后问我干嘛，我说，我的钱不是谁都能拿的，有命拿，就怕没命花。结果后来，没过多长时间，那个老师死了……我的舍友从那天开始，每天开灯关灯都征求我同意……", "question": "室友的哪些不该看的东西被你看到了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我从小就不太跟我妈聊天，我都是派我家小萝莉去和我妈聊天的。。。。。。和妈妈聊天本来就超累的，和妈妈打字那更加累。。。。对方正在输入...对方正在输入...对方正在输入...对方正在输入...对方正在输入...好", "question": "你们偷看过老公和婆婆聊天记录吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她从早上开始就过于精神了，也给了我精神。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5728365"}
{"text": "来来来，我教你吸猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "我绑双马尾出去的时候，我们系男生也都会控制不住地看我可能因为我也是男生吧", "question": "为什么绑着双马尾出去玩，很多男生都会故意看你一眼?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夹掌签字不是你理解的这样", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "第一排准备报数！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "“师傅，你绕路了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNicUXAHY21OddGGUf9QckOMDiaTo6gF82CZia3ISIaAXIecJj1mQGTU5oA"}
{"text": "话说，不要一教你洗碗就变回去啊！要报恩就认真一点好不好！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKt0YSEgiax0b3evMHDLnibujUlVDG8JH0G5NRr80sDZALMsmvb2FGPG0w"}
{"text": "我们宿舍高中有个女生是学校体育队的，每天学习加训练超级辛苦，她们不上晚自习从来都是高强度训练，我们下晚自习她们也结束训练了。回到宿舍，她说：「让我先洗漱吧，我太累了想睡了。」我们还在嘻哈打闹就听到她打呼噜了，于是都自觉小点声 。重点来了，这时候宿舍还没到熄灯时间，但是突然灯熄了，然后过了两分钟电又来了。我们也没当回事继续该做什么做什么。然后……这位女生起床了，穿衣服，洗脸刷牙，全宿舍的人安静地看着她，不知道她要干嘛，直到她开门问「我们不去上早自习吗？」的时候，全宿舍的人爆笑到无法自拔……（她不知道是停电了，灯亮了以为是第二天早上了 ，直到现在我都清晰地记得每一个细节）", "question": "室友哪些行为让全宿舍人笑到爆炸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个是“爵位”一个是“学位”", "question": "如果光论官职的话，是「齐天大圣」官大还是「斗战胜佛」官大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对自己老板: I'm good! How are you?p(*＾-＾*)q对同事小妹妹: Ehhh, I hate-it raining, is something dead in the wall?(ﾉ｀⊿´)ﾉ对同事大妈: Feel need another coffee, I really like your hair!(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)对街上路人甲: Good! You？（￣～￣）对街上路人乙: Don't stare-at my chest, don't!<(｀^´)>对车站门口的摩门教传教士: No.(´(エ)｀)对乞丐: Sorry.(；´v_v)ゞ对不爱搭理的售货员: Fine, thanks.╮(︶﹏︶)╭对基友: Ah, simo simo (same-old same-old). How about u?ค(TㅅT)ค对自己的家庭医生: Fresh like a zombie...(-ι_- )对健身教练: Ready and loaded!ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ对餐馆服务生: Digesting myself...o(´^｀)o对假装自己是歪果仁的男票: Shut up sucker.(｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡:)", "question": "外国人问你「How are you?」时，到底应该怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上班期间穿情侣装", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fx2qyt2vfqj20yi13r1kx"}
{"text": "第四次也原谅了我。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7087388"}
{"text": "认真上课两分钟后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2WrAs1s5otj3SgrqAUt9XWZ2GBjaqmNJbIdqCJhA98dU9LRdG2S32e1Gw"}
{"text": "泰迪与金毛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPfswDV0awwqjRrh3nOL3IyJw4nqd4WHUKyvWP187aGibQBf6rhKTN7vg"}
{"text": "想起一句话：不要相信在野党，执政之后都一样。", "question": "已经有女朋友了，但遇到了一个相互喜欢的女生，比现在的女朋友漂亮、有钱、温柔，应该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下了个掌上停车APP", "question": null, "star": 1082, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "和妈妈好好说说领养我的事情，拜托了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaYejaWiaYicP8lxe55qTopArQ3SvdbmPFXtTm5tF12eibSvic0ia4Gr7FibxQ"}
{"text": "小时候经常和我玩的黏人虫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5361758"}
{"text": "我递给你卡片，没想到不是咖喱而是多还的款项找回来了。", "question": "某个伊夫德人对任何事情都感到惊讶。他对什么感到惊讶3次？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313468"}
{"text": "说真的，如果仅仅是普通朋友，女生不要轻易地送男生东西，不然他多半会以为你对他有意思的。", "question": "男生最想收到女性朋友送什么礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从前，他们往肉里掺粉后来，他们往粉里掺肉如今，干脆肉也不掺了", "question": "如何看待肯德基新出的植培黄金鸡块，有吃过的人吗？口感怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "歌曲市场很热闹。", "question": "异声大楼里常有的事情。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7035135"}
{"text": "贫穷。", "question": "摄影师的天敌是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "涨幅", "question": "垂直降落式：垂直下落的打法", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3772693"}
{"text": "所以，站长就是不肯干啰！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6352606"}
{"text": "他的忍者镖是金色的哦", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "后面的人买单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QV60kNn8ibLzgPtwqic5pwXefYCjJu7VCI2GOIzst3VXFicSKsfSzYxXqL3ia2BQbqxR4pl5x6lplFaA"}
{"text": "免费玩家用系统赠送的点数学习了一个新招式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRL9rXD7hHhEYJTe1xBbXicNZCmicvCBkaKA24qNg3EfHdLVe3434icia62A"}
{"text": "东西我要撤走了昂~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr6f4iv4j20u00xpn49"}
{"text": "战车“记得到这里了…”", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "3417450"}
{"text": "事情太多了，连上厕所的时间都没有。", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "转圈圈", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6938122"}
{"text": "落水者正在就充气轮胎的租金问题同救生员讨价还价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGUQM1u1V50ccqY31QOvrejPAwsSAgzcGx5R3gIibLEyRZoicSa3F7bib0A"}
{"text": "小五郎这次的推理是正确的", "question": null, "star": 908, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggva99meklj211y1d37dq"}
{"text": "加时赛，在家", "question": "把老人院说得好听一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5423476"}
{"text": "你和刚骂完你之后点了一根烟的班主任", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyeGOoHiaCictATCnkC3EOqERCFp157mysX9VHSwFdYvjGeongt5iaJibFYA"}
{"text": "自己的作业自己做", "question": "大学生如何做担当民族复兴大任的时代新人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "盢", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "我在这里住了三天医院。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2587508"}
{"text": "下毒前为什么不问好银行卡密码？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpuFg29YbZ5j5cia8RWQ8hRicJwq1DvdmUR5gbmFsicu8bsCMbMKYPUpCxJlicDZkvKcXhdHicxMFFicVw"}
{"text": "这位客人，你看留海剪成这样可以吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgqrmyxd2nj30ci0elafj"}
{"text": "别太贪心了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6100469"}
{"text": "当有人在美国校园里放鞭炮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNc58spBKe3k1o9GPTNZhIFVtaMBZIzCSKWns3SaFEcjoVv4h43x4rTQ"}
{"text": "你为什么想在我们克拉西安公司工作呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134984"}
{"text": "丢下我，你知道会怎么样吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500430"}
{"text": "一百岁上下的人了，交流一下养生保健心得吧。", "question": "当二战德国老兵碰到苏联老兵会怎么样?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "激光笔厂门口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6EldHEfHeEjF42uLNpN2VHNL616GRyEc4VeyRt9xCHXnFpZmclAIcvlKA"}
{"text": "刚出生的网球天才", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYwocjJqb6gxaZt1Jhggyibc4BCpo1p10dp5X7iaqrrvFtCLPcG9j92asA"}
{"text": "你加油没给钱", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "本以为主人把自己裹在毛巾里玩，打开后看到了宠物医院的天花板", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h44fhky9jhj30ci0eljsj"}
{"text": "做雕塑的时候不小心棒球也掉了进去", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "接骨没打麻醉，就用了这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4Vw6MGtLUNiagW5hm8RK3ZM3XBZTZeTKyUsprcUrmwLzbNsJn0wexduyA"}
{"text": "我真的是去加班了", "question": null, "star": 1082, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3s80fsk1j61151aqguc02"}
{"text": "在老公落水前救出钱包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGnlRkhzBQ94xmnRJ1noCbst9N8dIhDibicV2CzmsBic2QZ3oUsM8ia80fGQ"}
{"text": "因为是偶像。", "question": "你为什么不出动Getter Robot呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7335276"}
{"text": "无聊啊，真无聊，太无聊了。", "question": "请你写一首不怎么样的俳句。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5122634"}
{"text": "你看到般若腹了吗？那是什么？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3138591"}
{"text": "看了W杯之后，我家的鸟把刚出生的小鸟踢飞了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4688122"}
{"text": "隔壁大叔最近养了一只藏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx44nicuDqPUeMvM1g0x1MqXloZ4O8sV4yQqXqrmAoSpT8osJeU3Gs5oiaA"}
{"text": "距离感应器触发屏幕熄灭。", "question": "为什么接吻通常都会下意识闭眼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "警察叔叔，这边儿。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "291656"}
{"text": "伦敦 Luton 机场。- 你好先生！- 你好，来英国干嘛？- 见见在伦敦的一个朋友。- 你在伦敦的住址？- 就她的住址啊，写在那个入境卡上了。- 她～～的住址？（饶有意味）- 就，普通朋友。- 暂时普通朋友吧?-……第一次入境这么多戏是在英国。", "question": "哪些国家或地区的边检员喜欢在查验护照、签证时向入境旅客问话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从屏风后面出来，但这应该能赢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4411442"}
{"text": "星星好鸭", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "看起来恶心，不吃。", "question": "沟口健二绝不会说的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4812728"}
{"text": "追梦人", "question": "我在昆虫采集中捕获了一种意想不到的虫子。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4560570"}
{"text": "我把笔记本里的 AV 和鬼片放在一起，文件夹名「风月宝鉴」。", "question": "有哪些只有看了《红楼梦》才懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我什么都做不了，因为我是男的", "question": "如果全世界的男人都消失24小时，你会做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "决定了！逆转的三分球哦哦……回想起来，这三年真的是辛苦的训练日子啊……", "question": null, "star": 39740, "type": "I2T", "image": "863740"}
{"text": "接骨医生", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2707501"}
{"text": "只用四种颜色涂且相邻区域的颜色不相同……", "question": "《秘密花园》怎样涂色才会显得有逼格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "裁判:俩都是日本人。。。不好判啊？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "悟空是你吗？你快走吧，为师已经被妖怪得手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjiacTeEDcFicXwbDia5vCJm4Z9JD22FMqDcreQgF4jQmpKlKuDS6bZmv6A"}
{"text": "发现主人的秘密文件夹后感觉危险正在逼近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq4coqdj2sj30ci0eljyt"}
{"text": "爷爷的下巴真长啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCx9P19S34ViaUADdQ9z4dlK8SkThBFicyQ1me66AtLpsOSrpA4xUZdHcBA"}
{"text": "猜拳大赛获得冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60ictDyjJ8Pov8fhib5UjyiapicoBaWTtpU7qrFPLq1yyfdSvaBsreqt5X4A"}
{"text": "用得太多了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4759494"}
{"text": "母子平安", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "现金真的很重，一捆十万跟砖头一样。看到电影里背着几百万到处跑的我就想笑。打劫运钞车真不划算，其实里面钱多的时候很少，一般几十上百万不得了了。", "question": "关于银行，有哪些有趣的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你行你上啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerL5Hictibp0RjlosoL94ibKck8SY60U4nIAdXEsXibpBZbnZNJgsKiaZF0iag"}
{"text": "女儿说要带男朋友回家后研究摆酷的老爸和阿喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2u4hdtnk1j30ci0elwi0"}
{"text": "＂你看看，这是猫吃得东西么？！＂，类似于在餐厅吃饭时＂这菜怎么这么难吃？把你们老板叫来！＂", "question": "为什么我的猫经常要叫我去看它吃饭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个我在补习班已经学过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6J2RKtsiaHNCga1YNdvNBEOwZNKFspv7TGGs5ZvZ878rM3lmwUf8xNBQ"}
{"text": "铃木福，我是真正的香蕉国王！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "239468"}
{"text": "G寄不到吗？交给我来处理。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6905498"}
{"text": "来吧，拉奥，打我啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2972767"}
{"text": "班主任：全年级就我们班最……啊，教导主任…", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "拳击手被击倒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6812821"}
{"text": "一个漂亮的急停转身成功晃掉了自己的下半身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm13eFDrtDw9ESWhprwibFLAl8MianqY6e9ASSyrUA9cEqVaMsYumfk61rw"}
{"text": "人和手机？", "question": "世界上有没有一种生物可以脱离自己身体的一部分，但这部分又是不可缺失的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "慢慢地……慢慢地……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5917570"}
{"text": "明明是个日本人，但身体却像一个穿着无袖蓝色高领毛衣的黑人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "兜兽", "question": null, "star": 176, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "牛逼呗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "武松在路上行了几日，来到阳谷县地面。此去离县治还远。当日约 12:00PM，走得肚中饥渴望见前面有一个酒店，挑着一面招旗在门前，上头写着五个字道：「600mL* 不过冈」。武松入到里面坐下，把哨棒倚了，叫道：「主人家，快把酒来吃」。只见店主人把三只碗，一双箸，一碟热菜，放在武松面前，满满筛一碗酒来。武松拿起碗一饮而尽，叫道：「这酒好生有气力！主人家，有饱肚的，买些吃酒」。洒家道：「只有熟牛肉」。武松道：「好的切约 1.2kg** 到约 1.8kg 来吃酒」。店家去里面切出约 1.2kg 熟牛肉，做一大盘子，将来放在武松面前；随即再筛 200mL 酒。武松吃了道：「好酒！」，又筛下 200mL。* 译者注：酒碗容量按照 200mL/ 碗估算** 译者注：按照一斤≈600g 估算", "question": "把外国小说翻译过来的时候为什么不把长度等单位换算过来呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们看得见我们吗？", "question": "给特权阶级和上级国民一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367498"}
{"text": "免费赠送面包。", "question": "向不知道安妮宝宝的人用不超过10个字简单解释。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4367695"}
{"text": "凶宅是恐怖，但是哪有房价恐怖。", "question": "什么样的群体愿意买「凶宅」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“猜猜是你说的我是谁吗？", "question": null, "star": 146, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwzpwyqudtj60zv1bttfy02"}
{"text": "侯台中的kiss乐队", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "这样就能进入二次元了吧", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "家里来了讨厌的客人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlVju1SXHLp0UODQ9x3pHjsfiaDGcQgSaAAibYibLictDTfvV6Zsz9IPsIJtlgqVvIVIH1wHicecVz4ww"}
{"text": "卧槽昨天是圣诞节？", "question": null, "star": 100, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "射击比赛中招惹了所有选手的裁判", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrRomrGVPuaxpR11ia8BwmLCc9EGxmZlGuUJKNGW376HmDGSibDFBkOmweQ"}
{"text": "无惨成为拥有超过老板权限的权力骚扰主管。", "question": "鬼灭之刃剧场版动画无限列车篇", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5655033"}
{"text": "我  不  去  救  公  主", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "「谁让你把木琴挂天棚上的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb7n0lwvtfj20bb08ewfd"}
{"text": "又装睡，每次结账你都装睡，大家都跑了就剩咱俩了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM884nzkbpiciaykMpMpjt4TEr1IUVlG81H1XUIhAMLtCuPwggp9LbicfAZQ"}
{"text": "打死郭德纲，你也卖不出票去。", "question": "怎么看待「淘宝不死，中国不富」这个观点？淘宝真的会导致大范围失业吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天天在办公室给饮水机换水。", "question": "作为一位会攀岩的女生是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "车站名字禁止使用十八禁词汇。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的车站。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398760"}
{"text": "上饶鸡腿，一种只存在于上饶火车站的上饶名吃。", "question": "有哪些地方名吃，实际上是当地没有的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次到这一步就睡醒了?", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3s4j1duj20d00ciaaz"}
{"text": "看你的狗狗视频去吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhrpqa68k5j30ci0eltcs"}
{"text": "因为没有一起操控的朋友。", "question": "你为什么不出动Getter Robot呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7335276"}
{"text": "往厕所方向追，这么稀他应该没力气跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxner2icTM3TLxicY4amuicAEzxxWPPww6OiaVNCnXk1n5Xma5RmjCiahhgburRQ"}
{"text": "您确定要卸载电脑里的瑞星杀毒软件吗", "question": null, "star": 671, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "哎呀！肉包子还没出场呢！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6661073"}
{"text": "你是不是在等着开饭？", "question": "为什么经常会感觉内心空洞，与人群很疏离？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试图隐瞒但不得不承认的糟糕情况发生了。", "question": null, "star": 3272, "type": "I2T", "image": "5594073"}
{"text": "大概我上辈子是马吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6014827"}
{"text": "相反，我会去做光纤销售。", "question": "击败诈骗的方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4119478"}
{"text": "当你和另外 31 个同事用 FaceTime 开会的时候，用手抠鼻 是不会被别人看到的，嗯。", "question": "如何看待 WWDC 2018 上发布的 Memoji？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前台：对不起只有一间房了\n你和你对象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3YMOUJ4zMxqCf7OO78NFj8NqENWoC5TAzdMVFBtnaV1EpiaUmIaYHzfw"}
{"text": "刚知道昨晚的asmr主播是个男的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcssW1U9zSTClG5Jw7mvNuy4MQC69Q8n6MOoLFKMTpEujkhw031dzvfQ"}
{"text": "怕虫子吗？干这行都要碰上 bug，怕就输了。", "question": "怕蛇的人如何学python？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "确定目标后的表现。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4014649"}
{"text": "一个人不够。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1880136"}
{"text": "甲方说还想改一改", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BalCg6ueSY7c8ZSl7qGtevreAFib8ogpHI1IuicA2lE0lmQuialYbibWAf6w"}
{"text": "按护士铃没有人来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4137452"}
{"text": "公知不能代表知识分子，就像大便不能代表大型便利商店一样。", "question": "如何看待几年前的公知群体？为何当年呼风唤雨而现在沉寂了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到旁边女生提到自己的名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNpH0J2wK8vTXXBXAnu2abeia3d6Uyw3wM1eTiaWQa7P7iblN8kpl6a7Rrg"}
{"text": "小时候为了跟小伙伴争夺第一才子的名号，硬说牛粪无毒能吃，并且还亲自做了示范。", "question": "你有什么深藏不露的黑历史？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我妈回来的时候总见我在书桌前看书写作业", "question": "你做过最装逼的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烤肉时发现容易熟的肉片都在对面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HrIIYW9EwrZuqbODc16JpSwaGIKWSvOP0zsSm8KsUiaZ9xZpBhDd7qtw"}
{"text": "雷达后面真的也开过火。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4112576"}
{"text": "冻手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBJjWWt7CRDicyw171XYsJCSVMhfXYo1M3WW4l6pJD4j5raaVkDuquwGw"}
{"text": "发情期", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680484"}
{"text": "哇塞！这是谁啊？是我吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506122"}
{"text": "合成大西瓜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "你在看算术吗？", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "“还挺酸”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "19:01", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtk7cadc8j20yi0ztaxf"}
{"text": "自那以后，我们是否一直坚信着什么，在那无尽的夜空中，明天已经在等待着我们。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3164567"}
{"text": "盗墓贼发现大量窖藏茅台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3RLF4Tic0Y4zmicnia08YXichkCCZBMhYtbFiaQYrWpLN7gibcz68SlrPPQkA"}
{"text": "朋友带了一保鲜盒的辣子鸡，被海关扣了之后当场哭了出来并声泪俱下地说：「请帮我吃掉它」。", "question": "在留学行李箱中，你最后悔从内地带去的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "JK在撒尿。猫在放屁。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "6836922"}
{"text": "抢镜狂热爱好者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olN9mWibabhwyfdvQiaO0WaZAaZC6yqvic6KPlOpgxgam23MhgbvgTcWWo4g"}
{"text": "焦虑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6D7UXR9TA2STlu8LdaesA1omkqnGAQUDZscJicbL0Bakl4FMhmY0QCZvSPAX879Tf7HFoRSxZNPQ"}
{"text": "哎呀！出川已经起床了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3697306"}
{"text": "医院年会上吃了个苹果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCcnmTUnKXZah9NLMET116iaYGibAGtvyPIfO8WH0iaun0CuHibpNMoRLqRQ"}
{"text": "每次经过酒店导航都会提示抵达自的地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q605UiaYZ2PbW4JPUibiaRGqnLw4TWjvicLlZgCr5cw6jibcKdr8muULm2UqBg"}
{"text": "我开始宰杀挂在那里的章鱼。", "question": "在实习烹饪时，我总会瞬间想到“肯定是昨天练习过的”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2413596"}
{"text": "转体运动！一！二！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "别，我只负责往门缝里塞！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKlPTKAuuRk0TEa7DxUmGXKah1bgA8PmersxiaicgvpOGM3KDn9eKfrSng"}
{"text": "曾经看过公司实习生打过电话。以下是我根据现场还原的。实习生：您好，王经理。王：你好（估计的）。实习生：其实我是一个小偷！王：你偷了什么……（估计的，实在难以想象对方的反应）实习生：我偷了您成功的秘诀。王：神经病（估计愤怒了）！实习生挂了电话后：你才是神经病……这种话术实在太厉害了，以至于他因为抹黑公司形象被开除了。", "question": "什么样的电话销售话术比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乖，把假牙还给奶奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8Dib5rSMJDWialS8x0TH4qORNErvQSq3cFR2TiaMKoMTuCqEQU1fSVlhyqgQ"}
{"text": "教会世家和名门望族", "question": "阿门和拉面有什么区别？", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "6745802"}
{"text": "被神社吸引过去了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929466"}
{"text": "喂，达斯金！那儿有灰！那是你的毛吧！掉下来就是灰啦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6832307"}
{"text": "无法说服爸爸剪鼻毛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MKfDm8LC8ic0Hxx6rgt6oib9Mrh3T6GbUtVoxxUVTRTUnjqzpfC9Qqvvg"}
{"text": "欸？金属球棒？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgt83x2vkoj30ci0eldhk"}
{"text": "十万存进理财产品每天大概 12 元钱左右。", "question": "女朋友说十万元彩礼平均下来每天 6.85 元，要怎么回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卖给巨人队", "question": "看上去很弱的球队名字。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7113418"}
{"text": "游戏实况者兼艺人梨兰出现在节目中。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3880874"}
{"text": "禽兽，把水果忍者关了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjG49Ip3lFJmXPZQnpHahEZ76gTs9TPsHK5X3us4ib8gKicCibW8BpCQWZvg"}
{"text": "连美驻军都吹走了", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "出来个怪人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6693824"}
{"text": "妈妈打的洗脚水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbM2TQTrmjzVuuxQ8s5JN0oLY2Mia4xfZntfdcPvHj1AoFOhvgMs010iaSA"}
{"text": "付款", "question": "在旋转寿司店，我不希望这个转到我这里来。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3374345"}
{"text": "可以的。「Fantastic Beasts and How to Cook Them」中文翻成《舌尖上的神奇动物》，或者《我在故宫烧动物》《神奇一串》。", "question": "为什么国内有那么多神奇物种，却不拍相关的影视作品？是拍不出来还是大家脑洞不够大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喔，那是我胖的时候的事了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgPws3fo6OcM1k2EExAs9KMujW8JQYdiaIh8hNjpibXBM0FIVNicu4JicOBfZ3HVUy5DcVONWGzs6dRsQ"}
{"text": "川普：「移民带来暴力、犯罪和毒品。」印第安人：「I know.」", "question": "有哪些只有美国人才能听懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "漂起来！我要去听课，肯定会漂起来！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4379938"}
{"text": "和聪明人交流感觉自己像个智障。跟智障交流，感觉自己更智障。闭嘴的时候，感觉自己还可以。", "question": "你越来越沉默的原因是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老妈化妆前化妆后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdzbm72ptpj30ci0elgon"}
{"text": "尝了一口明白确实需要扇闻法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gR1hwwVvzftExCWR8l76aS2ffkKTnp4iaLXntkELTgbYNsTvT5pcvNwAQ"}
{"text": "孙子拔下了呼吸机插头为智能手机充电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F4aEOodRuHe5yQtUG2xe4lOyQYlqmy99dG4Fq03zibndMUOmulyuyPYaTLnjfiaWLXelXwwokugV9g"}
{"text": "山药。本名薯蓣，避唐代宗李豫讳改名「薯药」，又避宋英宗赵曙讳改名「山药」。山药：我招谁惹谁了……", "question": "中国古代为避讳皇帝的名号等，在事物的名称方面做了哪些对今天有重大影响的修改？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发现小智和茉莉在约会。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6860769"}
{"text": "只有在中盘之后才能进行。", "question": null, "star": 3399, "type": "I2T", "image": "5281125"}
{"text": "看看吧，减肥非常成功！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5267899"}
{"text": "终于能单独相处了呢。", "question": null, "star": 8297, "type": "I2T", "image": "2461174"}
{"text": "自然醒／被吵醒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suooUojpQLHomo5j9ZI0NtNy7gKQibDSVE8FNMkFgr1Of3JK0ARwibnRZrQ"}
{"text": "因为是从早上到中午这段时间，所以我们说上午。那么为什么不说下午中?这是因为下午指的是从中午开始到傍晚左右的时间段。", "question": "为什么不说午后中而说午后?", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7293814"}
{"text": "你这家伙，这不是世界地图吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjmQEFPr9e1UDEWibq2sfJrcInSZZLsyia4H2qvZVYGYW68gcc8m5XYDmJJp2icEpDAubymwbJsIYBfQ"}
{"text": "是你干的吧？」每集都要对树说一遍的「近视眼侦探』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw9yrqr08kj30ci0el77g"}
{"text": "醒来的瞬间，凭感觉就知道自己已经迟到了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFDjC2g4jshM4RLH0FrovCeHFVCOAvDocfcluCXGxdibAQxhxFt86vH3g"}
{"text": "脑袋清醒一下！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7119391"}
{"text": "一大早被妈妈叫起来打扫卫生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkIHiaOibj0PXowMMb6dfAjOUHdTsBE5oFyiav0zYf8LC7SFzfwLvULicEMA"}
{"text": "看到脱发就马上拜佛。", "question": "哎？这个人好像有点宗教信仰啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1910110"}
{"text": "海TMD在哪儿啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwa3f8gfr5j20yi0zx7wh"}
{"text": "牙医非常专业。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7294158"}
{"text": "去吧皮卡丘，别回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TWZOtAHGnia7kDfSnQodD4LvyUUTW8HliapbWo19ncf5EPtJdoFZEfwJbgFMYguN1wetydqEhBKoNQ"}
{"text": "十月十五日", "question": "鬼灭之刃剧场版动画无限列车篇", "star": 116, "type": "T2T", "image": "5655033"}
{"text": "桃太郎的伙伴里，有那只狗。", "question": "三太郎不能代言这个产品。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5354532"}
{"text": "你觉得是因为喜欢才做这样的事情吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6643658"}
{"text": "不用说，实验就已经失败了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7130241"}
{"text": "小时候是个借读生，一直以为自己是戒毒生。", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚集训回来的人坐下腿会自动张成 4k 画板大小。", "question": "如何判断一个人是不是学画画的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听我的，剪红线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNnczacDYvlEv2wPfOMXxw6hwhEErj05Zl80nDvBsuqsMZlNPAm4macA"}
{"text": "什么？把我们当成垃圾一样吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3087084"}
{"text": "他那个才是真的和平星哦", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "原来包子里面是这样的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1encrjwsepwj20b009kmym"}
{"text": "周日晚上11点59分59秒。", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "夏日泳池边", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3194406"}
{"text": "悟空，听说用这玩意上西天比较快", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKAreOoBgduAqJbuX4Ze9oDzcSjxT1uWgVZobda9ibwpOxwUXUy3X1Opw"}
{"text": "因为比我们强的才能叫外星「人」，比我们弱的以后如果发现了，说不定会有个拉丁文的学名，并且可以吃。", "question": "为什么在我们的观念里外星人的科技一定会强过人类？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女朋友生气地跺了跺脚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWOXKkfoxL2P5KENymvaWMovVQ0eC2ictNwPQ4kTuoJib7h7NdORBCWopQ"}
{"text": "一团乱糟糟的毛纠结在一起。", "question": "男人戴假发的缺点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6417850"}
{"text": "想抓住胸口大喊啊啊？！，但是没追上。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1662506"}
{"text": "等下等下，我先把这些关掉就给你玩", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "所以，你把我们都召唤出来就是为了知道我们用前腿还是后腿撒尿？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9twTqJtAaAj4tiavy4HECR926MkiaibdMvyr8tt9JaIFv5BGXJ0XqzlyCA"}
{"text": "这个声音、这个气味……没错了老师！放屁的一定是由中君！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icemXmkgGOCR5xfO7GwVtZ9iblBWuUDx3W7DCr7mRqicYZFwSr5ncrhXkw"}
{"text": "听说会有头领骑士出场，没想到连冴羽獠也会出现……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3439708"}
{"text": "车太高了，无法通过年检。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5541425"}
{"text": "开会迟到工作失误", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0g6aygexuj20if0ac40a"}
{"text": "滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去，滚来滚去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486214"}
{"text": "在喜欢的孩子的家门前摆放栗子。", "question": "孩子做的事，有一定的限度可以被原谅。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6397788"}
{"text": "你什么意思我生的孩子性别为“一张纸”？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "深深的叹息。", "question": "抽了一次一万日元的扭蛋，出了什么啊？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663022"}
{"text": "阿骨朵", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "请问飞机上有医生吗？有位年轻的女乘客胸部不舒服，需要治疗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodnS6XbMLyO1zjDuH1BGMhEnLvEKRrUOQgf3VYwhW3UbXicxwVT53L3fSA"}
{"text": "随便你，我不知道。", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "动物园新引进了法国的水獭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0phCC54kicYwIS9kj2dZuCsuSMoA1TI59UJ6bpPguJwjJVz3vnZicJPPA"}
{"text": "哇！真的有耶，干劲开关。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6618630"}
{"text": "多捅了自己一刀血才够", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzAjIreBCj04DCqhdCv4SGw7IupZThcctgIafUkwaO8PyYS6USFnyOaw"}
{"text": "波音：看谁胳膊粗。空客（飞控计算机画外音）：两人类 sb，还是让我来。", "question": "两个飞行员的操作，如果一个往上一个往下，飞机会怎么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卡夫卡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "神奇动物的绿色家伙...！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4543869"}
{"text": "快跑！那个老太婆要自爆了！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "5902734"}
{"text": "联合国儿童基金会使用了我们在万圣节拍摄的马赛人服装照片。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3160371"}
{"text": "老师没收了两名意大利学生的聊天工具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHQF0KPSWJzIQO2JmDdaD9P9k0trCZRjJ18CQVfmJ5dRubDqjeh1qsmA"}
{"text": "我看到金正恩傻眼了。", "question": "我不喜欢成为第三次世界大战的导火索。", "star": 2007, "type": "T2T", "image": "6936952"}
{"text": "吃完饭收拾碗筷送厨房之后出来，我爸问:「刚是你妈摔了东西么？」「啊她手滑有个碗掉池子里了………你怎么知道是我妈？」「因为摔了东西你妈却没说话。」", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的推理桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "房东的房贷我已经还清了。（真实）", "question": "如果在北京一辈子租房，会比买房差在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "杰作", "question": "好听点说是美女，难听点说是丑女。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2802583"}
{"text": "你没做错什么，却会遭受惩罚。", "question": "女性不结婚会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "煲个彩虹屁", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "WTF？以熊猫的身价和出场费，包养一个连的题主也绰绰有余啊。", "question": "大熊猫为什么对于自己被包养这种事实一点愧疚心理都没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "笑了为什么不点赞？！", "question": null, "star": 400, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6y396a7apj61401gawh202"}
{"text": "烟花的引线太短了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7qVfO9BHGeQiar6sVUXCW4VX6EqFIPo00HLT5HmtYRrs0xSjib0ptHKtg"}
{"text": "孔慈！孔慈！你不能死啊孔慈！啊啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "吃老婆做的料理时不小心说出实话以惊人应变力圆了过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyzcktg9pnj30ci0eldh4"}
{"text": "请客后和后辈们一起的五分钟时间。", "question": "感觉整个世界都在围绕着我转的瞬间。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3091393"}
{"text": "为了钓鲷鱼而捕捞虾子。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5968107"}
{"text": "把手举上去，你这混蛋，还敢勾引我...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5659236"}
{"text": "祝贺喜寿很朴素。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4582471"}
{"text": "孩子玩完玩具后。", "question": null, "star": 916, "type": "I2T", "image": "3376711"}
{"text": "熊本熊正在紧紧地绑着绳子。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6435447"}
{"text": "老婆：等我卸妆等着急了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJTnISyqYwYosM849KsbXkEBruJkEUuCg2PB3oszMRg0tnGZibX1oKMPg"}
{"text": "听到弟弟叫我帮忙打boss", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "果然还是实物黄金最有效啊。", "question": null, "star": 4123, "type": "I2T", "image": "3952028"}
{"text": "结局加 「一人一桌一椅一扇一抚尺而已」。", "question": "如何用一句话让恐怖故事不恐怖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "理想中的屈臣氏店员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl07eV5RZKGOhmAEOd4tQSEWFCkuDI85rbcuHvOtCXpA6sibBjdia97gp9A"}
{"text": "同学，黑板还没有擦完吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJpr6YkPrVNcYjq2yDgQ5xJic38orl8tazLHwRhWhZOIaLNNvBxRDIcxQ"}
{"text": "小学同学聚会的邀请短信第一句是这样的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qcc3Uy6sbQJVlSarkFZLGsvvmict4ykJ4uRTrTBicIuabibTH39V3ibBVyLyia5eia6MXBjTZ67ZYooicdA"}
{"text": "所以你说的上班可以摸鱼的工作就是这？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJ0KYZ5nicNR0N4aRaia6HW2Rr4tbPoiagiaicGVpQWpXecrhuV5hfP2er2JA"}
{"text": "动起来的点P。", "question": "为什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4768669"}
{"text": "真•开眼准备工作", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "你今天不打算插电暖桌的开关吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1959742"}
{"text": "现在你明白了吧，为什么那么多程序员要写技术博客。", "question": "单身程序狗解决了一个技术难题后没有妹子可以炫耀或夸一下自己怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呜呜呜我是个麻瓜，我什么也不懂。欺负人(つД`)ノ", "question": "学了三年古典魔法，有些后悔，现在改学大火的元素魔法或者材料魔法还来得及吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新型冠状发型。", "question": "疫情结束后，全国男生的发型会是什么样子呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的司机好像是新手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcj02f9ht4j30ci0eltaq"}
{"text": "谢邀成都的话，其实问卷上只需要一句话：啷个出去呲火锅是红汤还是鸳鸯？", "question": "成都大学用算法推荐为新生匹配室友，只需填一份调查问卷，如何看待「大数据选房」这一模式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题名《谁他妈吐的口香糖》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ym61pOcNiclAWFr4myvclX4FsSW9usulgjC8G6a2KHE98XemkS9VMUNzg"}
{"text": "这么晚吃东西对身体不好，他会提醒你。", "question": "麦当劳终于推出了深夜麦乐送服务！具体内容是什么呢？", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "6493176"}
{"text": "统一教会一直在倒卖同样的东西。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "我被若林嘲讽说我和你不能一起说相声，感到十分尴尬。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3611499"}
{"text": "明知会输，有时也必须战斗。", "question": null, "star": 15528, "type": "I2T", "image": "3417450"}
{"text": "隔壁的人成绩好厉害啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6237775"}
{"text": "这是早上六点的准备状态。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1279926"}
{"text": "他已经用那个笑话逗我们笑了快一周了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003676"}
{"text": "清北问题？", "question": "当今社会的婚姻，你是选择嫁给爱情，还是选择嫁给金钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "进入村庄的仪式很特别。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038535"}
{"text": "触摸屏视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD5xib8w5ZIf6GzHZmMh8aPAHFIgtlPHRhAPvicZFrD7aFcqibRUcl6s42xpicnrOndwHZpdp1hRS5nmw"}
{"text": "我在想地铁是从哪里进来的。", "question": "请问你失眠的原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464550"}
{"text": "来 321 笑", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "不记得把她存成了手机桌面在爸妈面前打开手机，当场自爆", "question": "你的“早恋”是怎么被爸妈发现的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "供货", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "校园里一下子出现那么多具半截尸体肯定会引起严重民众恐慌。", "question": "赴美留学生砍掉一半，会给美国造成多大影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "仔细一看，不是大叔而是大妈。", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "满脸是血的人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6469079"}
{"text": "被德育处主任叫走谈话后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNQN4UfD8sFyEa54E5Hylg9rhLM0uiaxr67jbQRnxV9Tp9I4f231fKXxw"}
{"text": "卡在门下的继狗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "今天，妈妈死了╮(￣⊿￣)╭也许是在昨天，我搞不清╮( •́ω•̀ )╭我收到养老院的一封电报：“令堂去世，明日葬礼。特致慰唁。”它说得不清楚（︶︿︶）也许是昨天死的╮(︶﹏︶)╭ 一天早晨，格里高尔.萨姆沙从不安的睡梦中醒来，发现自己躺在床上变成了一只巨大的甲虫。‼(•'╻'• )꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ！！ 他是个独自在湾流中一条小船上钓鱼的老人，至今已去了八十四天，一条鱼也没逮住。(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 操！ 与你那时的面貌相比，我更爱你现在备受摧残的面容。(*σ´∀`)σ 莫言先生终于写下最后一句，天上有宝，日月星辰。人间有宝，丰乳肥臀。想了想，莫言先生又画下了 (o 人 o)", "question": "颜文字能运用到写小说中吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么了？大雄？大雄？送嘿嘿～这本死亡笔记看来是真货~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ihq1d9u5j30ci0elad0"}
{"text": "“饭”是谁？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "有人愿意自己的孩子一出生自带狗犊子，王八羔子，豚崽子等……头衔吗？", "question": "其他动物可以给人类代孕吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "80万钓鱼佬总教头和不信邪的老板", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "为什么上把游戏喷子贴脸只打了敌人18点血", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTGLPmhn94ZIrhnibo7qbx5GQ1aEj46WMhOHONMsoLNSWd1sCpaNWSJ4g"}
{"text": "Windows破解版", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJJVTXxPsUjVvy1JYS7K8PGibounkgKE8ic09YXeTEibJjX28luc5DU4icUA"}
{"text": "你一定很在意胸部吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713638"}
{"text": "这之后犯规出界了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6220578"}
{"text": "拿钥匙的还没来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3ks46geyhj20mj0mijuh"}
{"text": "表演徒手捏碎苹果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7O6JuVFLf5CXH1YRyekPSibbzVbiaQaP7eWNKMmdKdZwHHhUDzgDibU8vw"}
{"text": "有人放屁了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2380037"}
{"text": "闹别扭后把照片撕成了两半", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZ0ZScpUJQyHuheqfwRQnFr2Bz2VvOkUJL2n47dphb1icYQYp6CmHQGiaA"}
{"text": "4人遭难后赶来的救生舟只能坐3人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ce5k0gvcj30ci0el78m"}
{"text": "一位用餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ge6bvk6pogj210u1adtga"}
{"text": "在网吧里包夜，看到一个小偷鬼鬼祟祟的，于是和朋友商量，把手机从兜里露出半截，然后装睡，想抓小偷一个现行。于是我们说干就干，把手机露出半截，迷上眼睛装睡…… 当我再次睁开眼的时候，已经是第二天早上了……手机也早就不见踪影。", "question": "你有哪些被自己的机智坑了的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "难对付的小鸭子。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827195"}
{"text": "我的天赋是百分百不被爆头", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "马扎腿断了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1ao1p36hxj20k50quwgk"}
{"text": "学校的走廊要赠送吗？！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6675742"}
{"text": "果然，小光也能读出这么小的字！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4124693"}
{"text": "这是个麻烦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4846030"}
{"text": "他叫王思聪，我也是。", "question": "现实可以有多残酷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好意思，这坑有人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEr9CfNqlP9ib3P37ibVbCibnPbn4nCEzJuRZOFx8Rg8eqMOMVSmn0icbiapw"}
{"text": "快去告诉弟弟妹妹妈妈好像找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPbWviayRq1z6SFISiagbnIRQJ84QBI1BnnwCSTSeQ1evHJhUuMsaZf1RA"}
{"text": "我男朋友给我寄一堆巧克力。然后，跟我说：少吃点，别胖了。？？？然后我跟他说：「我前男友，给我寄了一箱零食，你知道人家说什么吗？」「什么？」「人家说，就怕我吃不胖，这样就没人和他抢了。」他沉默了一下，还以为他生气呢。他给我来了句：「哈哈哈！没想到吧，还有我要呢，哈哈哈哈哈。」", "question": "你经历过的最撩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有心机，有城府不见得是坏事，关键看对谁。是吧，靖哥哥。", "question": "拥有一个城府深，心计重的伴侣是何种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脸冻僵了使不出力气。", "question": "柯南版小叮当的常见问题", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6256791"}
{"text": "确认一下电车里有没有声音外漏。", "question": "耳机常备的人，常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2672199"}
{"text": "哎呀，我本来是骑自行车来的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6209765"}
{"text": "面向那边，嘿——嗨！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4511017"}
{"text": "焰火真好看，不是吗？我把火药混在了铜锣烧里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grc9hhaudaj30ci0elgod"}
{"text": "即将漏尿的前一秒，膀胱的感受。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379027"}
{"text": "三月份的伊藤洋华堂（或类似的超市品牌名）", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 206, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "司机：“奇怪了，我放在这里的停车票去哪里了？”", "question": null, "star": 673, "type": "I2T", "image": "1329765"}
{"text": "老老老老公你就回来啦？！把门口的垃圾丢一下先好嘛，爱你哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLUicUS4gM76BhomOkRkRL9HE5sgCKw2JAhpjOW4V3MdC1qLhcFbXOxxQ"}
{"text": "99.9% 0KB/s", "question": "有没有一句话让你一看就泪流满面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是桂正和大师画的裤子褶皱，太棒了...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1722069"}
{"text": "啊，算了！反正我们猫的人气会被那个叫杰尼龟的家伙抢走吧！？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1043636"}
{"text": "没放砂糖。", "question": "新入职的公司是黑心企业，为什么发现的？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383785"}
{"text": " 话说，我很膜拜同时熟知男女厕所两边情况的同学。。。 ", "question": "常见的男厕所涂鸦多是谩骂和性暗示，而女厕所涂鸦却是以谜语及小故事为主，如何看待二者间的差别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这集柯南没有出场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlkBVwaGUpZf3mbQUUCwUVMt3RDwPcUzMNG2LVFeiaQP0fF3jAuBc8corg"}
{"text": "滑板：我先回家吃饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5wia6LwqWl7YW9d4sfxYwJLCF0adwbLWzJrHUk4965E13RtDVhA6mxJw"}
{"text": "由于说得太嗨，电池用光了，在城里偷电。", "question": "为什么那个头脑不清的武士被命令在殿上切腹呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5899465"}
{"text": "疲惫的高启盛", "question": null, "star": 305, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "时光机小王买了一架时光机，由于科技限制，时光机只能带他回到死前一分钟的时候。小王年仅二十，未婚单身，想到未来或许已走上人生巅峰，死前一定有众多显贵前来探望，再不济也能看到自己儿女的成就，想到此处，不禁心痒难耐。坐进时光机，只听得提示音道：「您好，请绑好安全带。」「是了，一会机器以光速运行，要固定好自己。」「您好，请关闭手机。」「是了，坐飞机还要飞行模式呢。」小王想到即将看到未来的自己，连按开始按钮的手都颤抖了。「您好，距离时光机爆炸还有 60 秒。」", "question": "100 字内能写出什么样的讽刺故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "何处尘埃敢惹我？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJJnHSpicxGicJ21gOwxCQJP2GHiaBK0kPxbjgibx5kibBJofI8XEoT6sVDbQ"}
{"text": "臣妾做不到哇。做得到的皇上您的显卡跑不起来哇。", "question": "为什么游戏中的场景不做的更接近于现实呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "剪刀手爱德华番外篇剧照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0VibQn3WcGf5jdbRHN1GtD1EYJ18t7CaKfcHkZAd9zDsEDbQl7hFaS5g"}
{"text": "跟情侣玩一二三木头人每次回头都被秀一脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qcc3Uy6sbQJVlSarkFZLGsAh2wgXEnX3wiaB4iaXjxLficbNNkSdGcbhev20Bxl6sr4aLUt8Lh6GwbA"}
{"text": "被摩托车淘汰的白龙马在怒斥唐僧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OictzHPtNDHfIV4pk6GcrkSItibdMFC4hqZgLq9WpAOFZiagVIh0e7bLAQ"}
{"text": "这个时期很干燥，大家一定要注意防火，千万不要像我这样。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1867283"}
{"text": "请问民主党怎么样？", "question": "请告诉我回旋镖的错误用法。", "star": 1017, "type": "T2T", "image": "5326460"}
{"text": "都说了就算你找兄弟来帮场也是打不过我的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADc1wfx7ZRzl70ZnwnMqQrYURF8vuwFtJaRoWhEMJicoAUX5BT82vvmHXw"}
{"text": "经文唱到大章了。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "4503121"}
{"text": "你好，手纸，谢谢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwvowegr5hj20yi184n0x"}
{"text": "20来年第一次搓澡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMj36NhJewxBxOEGmRicIO9CrliaicRuHiayicd4MKvaLb2CfqkPRBJoWQ9chQ"}
{"text": "又出现了，别bb，保存后立刻走人。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825968"}
{"text": "众所周知，天庭远离地表，紫外线强烈，兼具各种辐射性宇宙射线，病毒很难存活。如果天庭恰好处于臭氧层，更是具有双重杀毒环境。所以即使有一个神仙被感染，也不会发生大规模的仙传仙事件。总体上，可防可控。", "question": "如果神仙下凡刚好被传染了新冠状病毒并传染给其他神仙，天庭会采取什么有效的防控措施，天庭会不会乱套?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让她好好去旅游吧~~", "question": "朋友要去日本旅游，应该拜托她代购什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为没有给万圣节的孩子们糖果，所以被恶作剧了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1049112"}
{"text": "那是我初中的时候，当时是个天文爱好者（现在依然）。然后遇到了三十三年一遇的狮子座流星雨极大，是在工作日的晚上。我是不肯错过这一机遇的，于是安排好，下课后一个人从市区跑到上海佘山天文台，苦苦守候了一夜。过程中并没有睡着，也没有错过什么，因为其实第二年才是极大。真正睡着是我第二天紧接着从天文台跑回学校继续上课之后，到了下午实在撑不住了，于是在班主任的课上倒头大睡，一觉睡到放学。醒了以后，同桌告诉我，班主任得知了我去天文台的事迹，就对大家说，要学习我这种热爱学习勇于探索自然科学的精神，还嘱咐其他人别叫醒我。于是，因为睡觉，我错过了见证自己达成一项人生成就：因为上课睡觉而得到老师表扬。", "question": "你因为睡觉太死错过什么重要的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "煤油灯的夜晚，家里的地板是最棒的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7082370"}
{"text": "我也想吃樱桃♥️", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496182"}
{"text": "流克还是人类的时候", "question": null, "star": 749, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjei5hwa6pj60wx17wtgn02"}
{"text": "Google", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0m0z9h3qfP6xngCty6oE9u0FURDjTDZae1f4icP1C8nibSuHcmyered1Q"}
{"text": "同居第一天同居一个月", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJkUDhxGVn8SPammLxdMVFJ4zl8vRxDD04YZOna1BcJq4KeHBtOPrVic1Gr8ZM6ZibqdicwkmGskHA"}
{"text": "这也舔那也舔还拍成视频发抖音", "question": null, "star": 274, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc43wufvcoj61401hcwpq02"}
{"text": "请多指导指导汪峰，拜托了。", "question": "如何评价中国好声音学员帕尔哈提？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "袜子", "question": "像龙珠但不是龙珠的名字", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444652"}
{"text": "来来来让一让，这儿拿着玻璃呢", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "纯洁无暇", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "比他们晚死。", "question": "什么样的死法，可以不伤到父母？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "作者得知日神搞反了作者名和吐槽语后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bUndpXwibO4Sy7vVuEnAgCuYhkTGSibUWtUMSl2FvaicXBMbic2zqsRHz9A"}
{"text": "方言味儿的开胃菜", "question": "请问《爆笑战队忍者连者》的最后一集是哪一集？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3918897"}
{"text": "把麦当劳拖向自己家附近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1quc4owtwj30ci0elgpi"}
{"text": "好久没打了——如果打的菜——手生了而已，劳资当年……好久没打了——如果打的好——这家伙真谦虚——一般般了，退步很大了，我当年……瞧，逼都让你装完了。这种人还会喜欢在 KTV 说好久没唱了，在操场说好久没跑了……你 TM 是刚释放吗？", "question": "为什么男生在野球场经常会说“好久没打了”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，我打了疫苗了。", "question": "首相岸田在YouTube上开了频道。他发布的第一个视频是_。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7150091"}
{"text": "采耳技师", "question": null, "star": 229, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gptwyrs2auj60xd18in2h02"}
{"text": "我害怕，国民们都在颤抖。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6559709"}
{"text": "地面松动了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5617866"}
{"text": "Death Note，谁来写呢？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6940011"}
{"text": "安倍的自拍照", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2036062"}
{"text": "对于找对象这件事男生能胖不能矮女生能矮不能胖", "question": "是不是胖子更容易找到女朋友？或者女生更喜欢胖一点的？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等会儿拜登一来就b-box窜稀的声音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZqLJ8OLhmcO1hsDOwYaqhblD7uYeicWunuk1sRlWfcuowpjZMEk2b58g"}
{"text": "其实她是在擦键盘，别想太多。", "question": "女网友发来 “wqshxygsn, wfcdxhn, sysrwmqkfb, wkybnkj”， 这是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "姐我窜稀了你快停下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicsY6mCjQKv8hbWWYHLPqWz4RQEKDcVR80FJ6b3icRCgoJv9zqnyqO0ZQ"}
{"text": "白口莫辩", "question": null, "star": 196, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "没道理啊...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835594"}
{"text": "回龙观地铁站下车的乘客请往外走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib4OzHCO9ADV48QrYBiavJ5rPW5Sq7JWtcBwqY637Qln8oO8ELpbQrcmQ"}
{"text": "娘亲居然让我紧张得心跳加速！啊，我该怎么办才好啊！！？？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283844"}
{"text": "为什么喷不过他！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgUx4dtmsrh8FVOEb8YF5jF9ZfZatonj1nPh17TLicD2ZmT8VMEsOD5ag"}
{"text": "光头和胖子", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "那一天的思念", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6193808"}
{"text": "数学课终于等到下课铃响但有同学开始问问题时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9VyCG6WsLYHSiaCqsYKLIKl85Ex9IXlMzE8dvKusXFW7MAibWTPbDPV2Q"}
{"text": "在《千与千寻》中，爸爸被变成烤肉的神秘场景。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7326882"}
{"text": "肥肉多一点。", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "是的，看到了腋下，判死刑！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5396960"}
{"text": "LED", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4p7j2ygtkj20jv0lcack"}
{"text": "相扑前展示自己附魔+5的右手", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "300 600 900 1200 1500 1800 2100 2400 2700 3000 3300 3600 3900 4200 4500 4800 5100 5400 5700 6000 6300 6600 6900 7200 7500 7800 8100 8400 8900 9200 9500 9800 10100 10400 10700 11000 11300 11600 11900 12200 12500 13100 13700 14300 14900飞行高度层。", "question": "有哪些「懂的人自然懂」的数字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先生说'那么今天是3月3日所以......'的时候，出席号码为3号、13号、23号和33号。", "question": null, "star": 8176, "type": "I2T", "image": "285209"}
{"text": "这个日本人说得很差。", "question": "把小组名字改得有点土气。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376449"}
{"text": "这是YouTube的规矩吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5621807"}
{"text": "今天的Kobochan终于变得难以理解了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1075254"}
{"text": "他竟然壁咚我!", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "将军，你的父亲。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388995"}
{"text": "被交警警告了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPhyarC9U25c1ftmrnicFPfQiaxF8tF0oFTlH72oRf3OicxvHZYx1ibs3Ufg"}
{"text": "秃。 ", "question": "你身上有哪些遗传自「父亲」的特质？有什么想对他说的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那为什么？！在残骸上找不到一块碎冰？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R74CV9ko7ibpX8rx6mJ4ON7wJ4WZz2qOyNAjw24YicdD0XF1pdd3fHbEUia0KibGXzGicnWD3zibpBQmxg"}
{"text": "戴够了快还我吧…", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "经济不景气会持续到什么时候呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6871997"}
{"text": "道理我都懂，可海鸥为什么比船大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "在右脚沉下去之前，把左脚伸出来就可以了！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6356843"}
{"text": "我最好那朋友问我：你知道我妈把钱藏哪儿的吗？我：不知道。朋友：我妈竟然把钱藏茶壶里！我：这么隐蔽你怎么知道的？朋友：我妈把钱藏茶壶里我肯定是一辈子都想不到的，我更想不到的是，那天我去我妈衣柜找衣服，一拉开柜门，发现衣柜里有个茶壶…", "question": "你的家长曾把东西藏到哪些匪夷所思的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "除了让人幸福之外，一切。", "question": "苹果汁和土豆沙拉的根本区别是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663142"}
{"text": "沉睡的政客", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7288177"}
{"text": "军训时“稍息”姿势奇怪的同学", "question": null, "star": 335, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi0ra4z6wxj20z61awtfy"}
{"text": "有人艾特我了！看一哈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H6FWBupCaEql47iaGbOtDYJQTzYu6T1j4QfkwjfVgxQasN8bCib4scPNA"}
{"text": "初次操控机甲战士的你", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3k8t8grj20x819xqqd"}
{"text": "一你看见了什么？－一个秃子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8KDKNVldJNwlicmB1V5icyTKDAN4zjvrcPx1eE7kBs4IicJbmXLohOHpRQ"}
{"text": "我去加班了呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerW6uNkeZk0dueqXPZKWPGaUOGsJ8oPZ2hbN9sictRgmAsic17IKcpBnIQ"}
{"text": "鲁布托的高跟鞋，设计出来，就不是用来适应挤地铁的，更适合从跑车中迈出左腿的瞬间老干妈陶碧华，不是在外卖随手可得餐厅遍地都是的国内被封神，是被留学生捧为心中女神的烤箱，不是为出租屋里面累了一天的打工族准备的，是在有钱有闲的都市女性半岛厨房里面，配上精准的电子秤和纯银打蛋器，为姐妹的下午茶做个手工蛋糕Kindle，不是为看到王者荣耀就迈不开腿，想到吃鸡就控制不住口水的人准备的，是给思想和身体都在路上的人补充营养的微单，不是为了旅游就是景点打卡朋友圈的人设计的，是为了想追求光影又不愿受限于重量的行者而装备的IPAD，是为了不想爬起来又想看综艺，只愿意单手伸出温暖被窝开启设备的人，设计的能让我不下床的设备，我都不后悔", "question": "买了烤箱、kindle、iPad、微单你后悔了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，我是鸟人。“爸爸，爸爸！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1710231"}
{"text": "和我保持安全距离有什么用？看看你们之间的距离！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "社会的窗口被打开了。", "question": "这个提议可能失败，为什么这么想？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541297"}
{"text": "你说过两天来看我，一等就是一年多。 — 邓丽君《你怎么说》第一次听的时候都快被气死了，哼！", "question": "你听过的最令人愤怒的音乐是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对面的大屏幕在播放《舌尖上的中国》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux44PwT8xALuVKlXbYXUMTTYezA30ZZz7RT7pibhqib2vkdNO5oSyspDHVQ"}
{"text": "哈哈是 f*ck me，呵呵是 f*ck u。", "question": "「哈哈」和「呵呵」有区别吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "追上前面那条鲤鱼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQHLbKvvwDWJhuYRtmicynOZDmv8tmkBywWerhwUicxb587x1w4eCMMC8w"}
{"text": "HR看到的你的简历", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJMX5EC0UKcbPciaibHtzJIKhMRnCsYJSDVL9tcKWz9ugVKASyll6VzBag"}
{"text": "我不好说", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "圣水田啊~（或者：圣水田呐~）", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6445045"}
{"text": "这个难看的小鸭子是迷你龟。", "question": "去看红叶，不要去看胃溃疡。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6260439"}
{"text": "过年有人放孔明灯结果引起森林火灾，大年三十我们动用了 200 多人，两个连的消防官兵，四个小时后才把火扑灭，一直干到凌晨 1 点，晚饭都没有吃。请不要因为你所谓的浪漫，让其他人埋单。", "question": "情人节到了，放飞的孔明灯都去哪里了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发芽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4Q5l74K4ia4ou3EbbZNlwTbUwnmrvYvtXIO2uvov2zQaoHqltblwRHJyg"}
{"text": "松本人物在行动。", "question": "今年的流行语大奖", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4768083"}
{"text": "靠事业线长度选举总经理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdicku5kb0f4IcPZQbypp6OlADnBSBgzww4KpMmEgw1JP7r8oDlAkSM6sD7Q"}
{"text": "欢乐套餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nFgyYd99ju30CqFcPOViaQdbOWicMKicdgDYKpCYX4NdtTG3JYcMaH4ZF9A"}
{"text": "躲在水池中等敌人攻击完再出现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4xaa3oivjj30ci0elwfq"}
{"text": "口罩的大小和脸一样大。", "question": "如果世界上所有的化妆品都消失了，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215842"}
{"text": "石头剪刀布的开始是石头。", "question": "你认为是浪费的东西或事情。", "star": 273, "type": "T2T", "image": "4260853"}
{"text": "我播放的是别人唱的CD，自己不唱歌。", "question": "请问在卡拉OK中如何得到高分？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3843293"}
{"text": "大熊乘坐纸箱飞走了。", "question": "你的小飞象也想飞呢！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4301230"}
{"text": "你在说什么呢？已经晚饭时间了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311164"}
{"text": "我完全记不住那条街道的名字。", "question": "生活的琐事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5315258"}
{"text": "独臂少女取鞋艰辛史", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib1fbMJOOR27QgkdEUw7niaAPx1K2lvMoIPicO8180Irg3sleny1fPX8Xw"}
{"text": "还没有注意到魔法失效不是在午夜12点，而是中午12点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGsOhIVbOT2z89m2cNw5mGeNbmgK2vPibyicKLHbx1GmeYPfMqRQtFCe5w"}
{"text": "刚从校门口买了一包唐僧肉吃着，抬头突然出现了这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKrF2gsPmFOWtdSSbnnxlNcafiaGU2xibemNzE2TVWnSBY95RUgmKjfgZw"}
{"text": "红包的时候才会特别乖巧的那种人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7038877"}
{"text": "白忙活了一场，结果被婆婆找茬，真烦人。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "285683"}
{"text": "傑哥？不要啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "含鲨摄影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSAL4GpKBm58gGEJeoV3VhRUBxH83BdnZ0tLdbUDJnTbibhg9hrwIQEpA"}
{"text": "很久以前，龙和巫婆把世界一分为二。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "嗯...那是谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6401700"}
{"text": "E听说会有吓人的东西，先拿远点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4A0OjZTkc7pvm8Lh1BOgMdEYJz5ibunJJtpZss3yCxr7HsYd0xYSnTbA"}
{"text": "我在我男票面前夸奖别人他的反应：对这人确实不错 or 真的吗我没觉得啊他在我面前夸奖别人我的反应：你为什么不夸我？", "question": "男人和女人有哪些较普遍的思维差异？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，你还有意识吗？一半坚强也让人头疼啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1653922"}
{"text": "中吐槽出门打开游戏《公主换装》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXpoJ9aYZicRoDehVaRGiaUfbicauia3Xxztx5Hg8hWia6qD39oUDuTp0eE1Q"}
{"text": "进入淘汰赛的英格兰", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "你以为“嫁得好”不用拼？", "question": "如何评价「女孩子只要嫁得好就很好，那么拼干嘛」的说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老公。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793838"}
{"text": "可否进去烤火了呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h02pwhqyyaj30ci0eldjh"}
{"text": "刚想去加入他们就被UFO吸走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcOiaUnyDBbugKVupvzr3mTNEFeiaCEqIePyoetN5adlDsZAkun5UDT0Qg"}
{"text": "部下。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6241249"}
{"text": "寝室卧谈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEQ7DOLiavs1ujzZEtNCQmrFwicD9ibJHffgcEqxyFN0z4qJ7oXtrmTQnicQ"}
{"text": "裁员男", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7365194"}
{"text": "这是清原用过的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5682374"}
{"text": "坚持在烈日下跳广场舞的大妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dgptbibMPzIVtVkDiahclUk6Ua2XpdIxOcNZyiaT6zFWY59NLVA68xb8sw"}
{"text": "反映了好好做高质量的游戏确实有人买单的现象…", "question": "GTA 系列的大卖到底反应了社会的什么现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男人靠得住，母猪过马路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkwWeDeTbkqY2JRSLiaaMtCCumUM2iaGAwEqTd799kUcS2ttROtHpK4rdQ"}
{"text": "找到柯南，蹲下扶住他的肩膀，凑到他耳边，一定要用神秘的语气说:“你好啊，工藤新一”，说完一定要面带微笑看着柯南，如果我哀也跟在柯南身边效果更佳。OK，以后我就是主线人物了，死?不存在的。什么?不敢掺和进主线?那赶紧退房然后跑到江古田中学，找到斗子轻声说一句:“你好啊 怪盗基德”然后面带微笑。OK，以后我就是魔术快斗的主线人物了，什么柯南赶紧滚蛋吧。", "question": "如果有一天发现和柯南住一个酒店，该如何自救？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在准备结婚纪念日给老婆的惊喜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee639o3iqtj20ar0ch0ua"}
{"text": "合肥", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "同时挑起两边的斗争", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9xsUScicsPxibeXGJzSyX34X7R03TialaBIia0rxYibLTvVuibZicm5oNqBzPg"}
{"text": "是我的id", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "哆啦Av梦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNbcFFM6Flj8gMYeYBfePTZ1szQO3GFDehqicZYQfa01BHIoKia6rMzrRw"}
{"text": "新买的割草机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ec6lxwtsuxj20al09h0tu"}
{"text": "最近有人想用间隙中的雨水来收集岩石上的露水。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5327092"}
{"text": "如果拉动杠杆就会发射红色物质，所以要贴上'勿碰'的标签。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1699251"}
{"text": "那个四川人明明说是微微辣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNCrPlW0qg5aQa6Xrf0CAPzCZZA8ib8L2tGYvbW0lnrwJXFdwAhZrTSyQ"}
{"text": "那不是其中的面包吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4514643"}
{"text": "那也就是说你现在全身赤裸拿着手提包吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446125"}
{"text": "差不多可以写干支了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7105822"}
{"text": "想你的夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "躲避球游戏剩下最后一个人在场上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYEDHkst9qQQqicaheuBr2BnP5M42loGqnfGoHriayiaF4n5pnCCAJtbFvw"}
{"text": "俄罗斯", "question": "举个越变越大就越麻烦的东西的例子。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306010"}
{"text": "其实这俩斜视是在看镜头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbjAzBwspy24etBarroxYNafu7BpVEVPmYzqqqMfykDRrufaFxqvlYpmQ"}
{"text": "“来大姨妈为什么不告诉我？”", "question": null, "star": 380, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "肯德基奶昔", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7237161"}
{"text": "在老婆发现自己在外面还有女朋友的时候开车逃命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWzPOxA6H2syJkDjwxSERibN52ib6iccZc4VhD5xsKgAcJLDqxWln3eI7zA"}
{"text": "竟然骗我说是化妆舞会", "question": null, "star": 283, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcdkgkxznrj61401a6qb302"}
{"text": "B 超室孕妇极其家属：「医生，是男孩还是女孩啊？」医生：「回去多多赚钱吧」孕妇极其家属：「医生！你的意思是个男孩是不是！？」医生：「这个看不清啊，可不能乱说」潜：百分之八十的概率是男生。 医生：「这个病你自己再观察观察。」潜：这个病基本没什么问题了，因为责任问题，医生永远不能说没问题。基本你可以安心了。医生：「这个病得再观察观察。」潜：这个病我也不知道啥问题，但是为了避免真的出现危险情况，再住几天院吧。 病人：「大夫！我在百度上查的我这是阴虚症状啊！我会不会阴虚火旺啊！会不会我这是阴阳具虚啊！我的脾虚厉害还是肾虚厉害啊？？我在朋友圈看的……」医生：「你的情况需要根据具体情况分析的」潜：朋友圈和百度上过几年专业课？？？你这病我可以治，你这人是没救了…", "question": "成人世界的人际交往中有哪些潜台词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "xz的粉丝", "question": null, "star": 1200, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "后背贴了傻瓜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fw5iwdmug6j20mp0midqq"}
{"text": "那是一个冬天，女生脱了保暖内衣然后再穿胸衣会很冷，于是她勇敢的把胸衣穿在了保暖内衣外面（我相信很多女生做过这事），然后套上毛衣出去约会了。然而，吃火锅的时候她觉得太热了，怎么那么热，于是，她，脱掉了毛衣。她，脱，掉，了，毛衣。手动微笑", "question": "你最尴尬的约会是怎样的？如何补救的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈一！怎么停水了？", "question": null, "star": 536, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gml7or6lnij60sl16v0yh02"}
{"text": "打算继承遗产时，又活了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8WyrQXY0zb2CWfaUdsicfta9DzA3YjQWuIj46KM50eNCtx2jiba0Zic1Nw"}
{"text": "终于到服务区了", "question": null, "star": 351, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtjsrlnrdvj60w00w043802"}
{"text": "如果碰撞，提供赔偿的奔驰车可用。", "question": "驾校常见的欺凌行为。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4175323"}
{"text": "妈妈，爸爸让我来传话，他没纸了快去救他。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6iu5kbrcxj20mi0qmjuj"}
{"text": "凸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gd0izjeqmlj211i1czaes"}
{"text": "家人只会陪你一段旅程", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "零花钱玩家", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7332059"}
{"text": "「报应来了」的感觉。", "question": "喜欢一个不可能在一起的人是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在为你加油！", "question": "请说些不会给我鼓励的话。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373507"}
{"text": "男人说：“请你走开。”女人笑着说：“哈哈哈哈哈！你甩开我试试啊！”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4502440"}
{"text": "消灭了异端，连根拔起了敌人，你又收复了对自己身体的统治权。", "question": "为什么挤黑头有快感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "珠算二级。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677734"}
{"text": "裤子都脱了，就给我看这个？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "我记得昨天捡到小猫咪的地方。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6750707"}
{"text": "因为他们发现把轿车外壳设计成越野车，然后起个名字叫做 SUV 这样更赚钱。", "question": "轿车为什么不把外壳设计成成跑车的样子，这样可以卖得更贵吧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对平胸女的嘲讽太过分了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvo2NcKMMH1FLFs4heTkICFjxWjMLgJicSaYQsJ9oiaoBvmk5e56oibkl5lw"}
{"text": "成为了摇滚演唱会的手语翻译师", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "握手不好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5171134"}
{"text": "抬头看乡村的天空。", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "世上没有怕老婆的男人，只有尊重老婆的男人。春晚的小品到了下半部分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVBgjpjdwsnngvXQdlVR3klic5hqddx4NicTU1uU1eEL5vDIEiag1zgQ6uw"}
{"text": "魔镜魔镜，现在想清楚谁最美了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3hOngPMlSvDIGD9QvicibRMcUECBeTXfU9VbzI5Pee22ibPlzianZpnFz7g"}
{"text": "杀了他。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3435407"}
{"text": "承认办公室的黄色灯是自己打破的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibCKMbkD2eCGyAgHM64TTA6em8h8iarj4WMfRmNlTVvXGJibga24dXvjpA"}
{"text": "三轮面试……20 个问题……除了自我介绍，一题也没答上来……然后回老家了……过了几天说我被录取了……后来问我隔壁组领导（当初面试官之一），他说：「看你特别活泼就想招进来活跃气氛，但是你技术太差，又不想放自己直系的组，就把你放隔壁组~」……", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "35亿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g48sgk14edj20m80rbtbk"}
{"text": "关羽为什么没有入选十大元帅？", "question": "牛顿为什么没有获得诺贝尔奖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昆凌 21 岁都嫁人了。", "question": "在女儿房间发现避孕套，得知她偷偷让男友过夜，要怎么和我女儿谈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天野君，你真是太坏了！", "question": null, "star": 248, "type": "I2T", "image": "3186526"}
{"text": "这三颗小圆球，代表了我的故乡，三体世界。。。", "question": "喜欢聊天后加「。。。」是什么心理状态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以问问老大爷核桃能不能少盘一天。", "question": "我们为什么要每天不断地去健身？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫里奥的隐藏关", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "喜欢吃冰激凌的人内心都很柔软，而从不吃冰激凌的人相对就冷血很多，比如在徐州屠城的曹操，据记载他从来不吃冰激凌。", "question": "饮食能反映性格吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手术成功了。", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377525"}
{"text": "这就是心灵主义。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "绑匪：里鹅子在我手上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "摘下口罩后发现嘴型不好看。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "「我发现现在大多女生喜欢在裙子里穿安全裤。」还说没有偷看！！！(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻", "question": "我发现现在大多女生喜欢在裙子里穿安全裤，这是不是明目张胆地对男生不信任？难道我们还会偷看不成？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "使用头脑来防止痴呆。", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "短裤是武士裤。", "question": "这家相扑部屋好酷啊~这是哪家相扑部屋？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5435215"}
{"text": "自媒体", "question": "国内有哪些公司可成长为芯片巨头？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三分之一的纯真与情感。", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "我看到一对情侣正在放学。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4112576"}
{"text": "抱抱大叔。", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "抽奖的固定表演。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4814067"}
{"text": "凯尔特人屈服于罗马人是基于两次反抗罗马人的战争中主动向罗马人投降。而这两次投降的原因都是他们在战争中忘了回家收菜……呸，是收粮食。", "question": "历史上有什么比小说还要荒谬的事情?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次做法式煎蛋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3855125"}
{"text": "今天的食材看起来很好吃呢。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6386646"}
{"text": "小手臂也像小腿一样给我吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKB9TAtLtlOpLKE9Riciak3qIP2iaILOOxpv5hp3knKqlDibtNkJcZial5PgQ"}
{"text": "那个……今天还没吃午饭啊……哦，没事的，不吃一天也没关系的。", "question": null, "star": 434, "type": "I2T", "image": "251672"}
{"text": "大名来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357704"}
{"text": "他们说你穿着这样的打扮躲进了浴室。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5943548"}
{"text": "我的超能力是死了之后直接原地复活。", "question": "你可以任意选择超能力，但只要被别人猜到就会死亡，你会选择什么超能力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牙缝里的肉丝抠不出来", "question": null, "star": 210, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grfjqzdbdgj60u0140tej02"}
{"text": "蝉蜕散粉", "question": "请问第二届美食大赏的冠军是谁？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5522676"}
{"text": "老板描绘未来前景时的员工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHSFZfAbhiab0U6O7nREXpW6zoQhpHD3Kic4QOqiaZBiaWmBETf6A8aJnBQw"}
{"text": "镜像问题可能更能引起关注：怎样把女朋友 / 男朋友变成普通朋友？", "question": "怎样把普通朋友变成女朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才还在发飙的老妈听到门铃响的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6buc6rrntj30ci0elae6"}
{"text": "阿瓦达索命！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs17GGXg4ufBUqO5SibdZu5RdIXS6ROZAfXmgpuicjyib1bM10icwFnp4mgzw"}
{"text": "小蹦蹦吉，别乱闹了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2980489"}
{"text": "购买保险，购买保险，购买保险，购买保险，购买保险，购买保险，购买保险，购买保险，购买保险，购买保险。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6779133"}
{"text": "看到她，我石更了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWkFKGQicJRnwt0VDhZKcgpEnPOkNzd3ibsIq45zvN9VzQbyU6SNBebYng"}
{"text": "上海人来了。早晨，我从我的第十五套拆迁分的房子中醒来。翘着兰花指伸了个懒腰，然后翘着兰花指穿衣洗漱。早饭，当然是小笼包。临近中午，要做午饭了，哎？糖不够了，赶紧出门，讨价还价了半小时，终于砍掉了两毛五分，顺利地把糖买回来了，马上给红烧肉和西红柿炒蛋各加了一包。晚上要出去朋友聚会，路上外地人好讨厌，只能翻着白眼走路，不想看到他们。聚会上，大家交流甚欢，拿着瓶盖倒啤酒，没干几杯，就有了些许醉意。真高兴啊今天。", "question": "你的家乡有哪些被误解的习惯或特色？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们说孩子们先享用了美食；哪里哪里，没什么大不了的，不用特意谢我们；不，我和妻子还没吃呢。", "question": null, "star": 545, "type": "I2T", "image": "1432195"}
{"text": "“这里已经满员了”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "Hello World！", "question": "如何用一句话来暴露你的专业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "提议了一下文化节班里做旋转木马", "question": null, "star": 288, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hedbevuvxoj61401hc0zy02"}
{"text": "有一次出门在外，正倚在火车站广场的栏杆上，有两个中年人，一男一女缠着我问东问西，我不耐烦，扭过头去，手上一使劲，栏杆的横柱，碗口粗的，实心的，就整根下来了！然后他们看了几秒就走了。然而事情的真相是：真的不是我弄坏的，不知道谁弄坏的。", "question": "人贩子喜欢拐卖什么类型的女性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嫌犯终于供出了同伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpj3c37erhj30ci0elq74"}
{"text": "你的生发剂是什么牌子", "question": null, "star": 420, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjumn8uh2wj611u191dn002"}
{"text": "你给钱，怎么给都优雅。你不给，怎样都不优雅。", "question": "如何优雅地拒绝别人借钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烤火腿肠，一根三块钱，买的人可多了，我下班观察好久了。", "question": "2022 年的风口是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "克林顿总统", "question": "已经放弃的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2441594"}
{"text": "我也能玩国际象棋。", "question": "请你教我一些连藤井聪太都不知道的围棋秘诀。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181840"}
{"text": "医生.我真的只是感冒吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzgex2v5h6j30ci0el0w6"}
{"text": "第一次和女朋友睡在一起怕吵醒她，连翻身都不敢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuXickm1rOU6fl3UPqbMpQvVfzJeh5bErpcRIkpqysibvdic5583f309W3xvwlvUicdYxNHRcx6lib91g"}
{"text": "小时候觉得不好听，意义父母说以前是怡，后来因为口音叫着让人听着像姨就改成依了。叫庞依。家里养了条狗叫庞二。我……", "question": "你喜欢自己的名字吗？有多喜欢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "混，混蛋！为什么这时候会响起华尔兹的音乐啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuXickm1rOU6fl3UPqbMpQvhDIrTNaFF0V3W8mKkT3XM6ZvleOYjlLBiax17Vn9fMS2pCzhcFf33cA"}
{"text": "  社团上台表演，我给我男朋友化妆。  在我给他用睫毛夹的时候，我看他神情一脸痛苦，就问他怎么了，是不是夹到眼皮了。然后他说不是，他是感觉生命被剥离了。  我还纳闷什么叫生命被剥离了，然后一会他就问我掉完了没有，给我整得还挺懵。  我问他啥掉完了没有，他这么说：  “你不是要把我睫毛夹掉再给我画一个假的嘛。” 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这个事我可以笑一年哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。", "question": "一个男性可以可爱到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你可以关灯前喊一句：“有鬼吗，请给我关一下灯好吗？谢谢，明天我给你烧纸。”如果灯关了，那也没多大事记得第二天给他烧纸就行。", "question": "晚上怕鬼怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赶紧去称体重啊！", "question": null, "star": 3161, "type": "I2T", "image": "6687718"}
{"text": "优点：能想到这样的点子真是了不起，拓宽了我的思路。缺点：让我深刻感到自己没有天赋。", "question": "告诉我健忘的好处和坏处。", "star": 407, "type": "T2T", "image": "3325308"}
{"text": "对父母的关心问候增多了", "question": "学生提前用完生活费是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "托管在奶奶家的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjK5BribkeyPyvFJA9Dh2hB59Dto5nRIejk4Zzh28bibcpP9EUibnWo8sWnQ"}
{"text": "外星人的我，对着斗破苍穹，爵迹等小说陷入了沉思。", "question": "地球文明毁灭后身为外星人的你来到地球，找到了大量录像带光盘和小说，那么你将如何辨识出哪些是科幻作品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「你能待会再笑吗？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyDSModU92lDxribrnYaVnTm0WNKadgvEGkjUnI8sYJMPyXN93wauw4wvA"}
{"text": "公司太黑了，只剩下边缘人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1207174"}
{"text": "超能力者", "question": "偏向恐怖的龙珠", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1865593"}
{"text": "那只狗惊呆了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6904159"}
{"text": "我与村民聊了大约两个小时。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "我想养一只柴犬，结果却是一只哈士奇。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379010"}
{"text": "那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊，那你买啊那你买啊，那你买啊", "question": "只有一个室友买了吹风机，她同意大家用她却要收费一块钱一次，就百八十块的吹风机至于吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个杀手真不冷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7S669U0kochryx0H4OiapaoqzrZZLXmN1v9dQ2FicdDiakJCeybJcjm78Q"}
{"text": "因为我是暖男……", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "我父亲的生日是冬至；母亲的生日是夏至。", "question": "什么时候你会有一种「真不愧是被选中的孩子」的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戴这个下海游泳时大家慌死了666", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h993nvg6u7j30ci0eljs9"}
{"text": "海豚风", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": "华丽地躲开老师扔的粉笔头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eepxvsdxizj20b608vdgk"}
{"text": "哪个家伙把这画送去日本修复的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gll1u1htfkj30ci0elahe"}
{"text": "给拜金男也分点面包，就不会发生争端了，可是这样一来节目就没法进行了，这种纠结的心情。", "question": "请告诉我jam老师的烦恼。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4141846"}
{"text": "在东京大学有一个摩托车爱好者社团。", "question": "虽然说‘灯台下暗’，但是毕竟你总该发现了吧，发生了什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7333747"}
{"text": "左右脚交替向前迈就能走！", "question": "请给我一点毫无用处的建议。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6471356"}
{"text": "当你在课桌上睡着后流口水，醒来时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMv8OHptwme5Hk8Yd7iaibEDWOdZMW3Ea7Rw3h9Vvia6udX2T2sjV0iaAvvQ"}
{"text": "别卖奇奇怪怪的东西啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133858"}
{"text": "→战斗→battle", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9f5mfpew6j30ci0elwf6"}
{"text": "如：以色列与巴勒斯坦在加沙走廊的冲突。改为：Israel 与 Palestine 在 Gaza Strip 的冲突。", "question": "中文是否应该停止用汉字音译外来人名、地名，改为直接使用原文呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用了去黑头的洗面奶。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "以前隐身是怕人找，现在在线都没人找。", "question": "为什么之前大部分人上 QQ 都会隐身，现在不隐身了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "藏戒指这种小把戏还想瞒过我方磁王？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNOM0X8dQFkXgiajxKiczkFldib14mfOfesN1UOqyQTWMgTicphtiaf3KYwxQ"}
{"text": "戴着眼镜，还是个傻孩子。", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "这是值得纪念的第1002个笑话！", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 120, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "三明治视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8naivm3jvj211g11gwkd"}
{"text": "华佗是有记载以来第一个被医闹杀死的医生", "question": "医学历史上有哪些有趣的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "休学旅行第二天早晨", "question": null, "star": 652, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h829s42v4uj61401hcdp302"}
{"text": "有关系。你马上就要重新租房子了。", "question": "如果租了三年的房子要拆迁，那拆迁款与我有没有关系？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "收废品时发现了送给前任的礼物", "question": null, "star": 300, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "安静听着！回答！", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "你没在垫子上做体操吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7165813"}
{"text": "捡回来的流浪猫到现在警惕心还是很强", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suowgZFsgx2x8b2asy8wbS5yiaY2bJgIsfhSq4Abyw8J025bPSreEf1GUQ"}
{"text": "用四个龙珠只能召唤出这货", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9qoe50fh7j20b009ymy8"}
{"text": "现在开始进行罐头盖切除手术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edlj65luwkj20b10apjs1"}
{"text": "如果你所谓的强暴幻想是指在某天夜晚，你穿着长裙一个人漫步在幽静的林荫道，旁边忽然出现一位英俊帅气一米八五身上带着令人安心香气的男人粗暴而富有野性的撕扯你的纱裙，挺着他直径 8 厘米的 18 厘米对你进行温柔又让女性完全感觉不到痛苦甚至爽飞了的强暴，第二天清晨阳光拂过你额头的碎发，你惊惶的坐起来，发现自己穿着法国知名设计师设计全世界仅此一条的真丝睡袍，身下躺的是全球首富轩辕总裁那意大利巨匠手工缝纫可以容纳八百标兵奔北坡的大床，正当你不知所措的时候，总裁捧着管家从美国空运 82 年的鱼翅粥进来，你红着脸正打算接过来，他突然冷酷的说我有没有告诉过你我轩辕龙傲天有洁癖最讨厌人在床上吃东西？看到你尴尬的样子邪魅一笑，不过你例外，只要是你，在床上窝粑粑都可以。这没什么，你只是想想而已，你看我都臭不要脸的写出来了", "question": "已婚还幻想着和别人 3P、被人强暴、一夜情等，是不是不道德？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麦克一直被口臭困扰，最近在牙医那里治疗后，口臭已经好了，所以现在他能和大家愉快地交谈了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351766"}
{"text": "下次给足球场刷漆先叫醒我好吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPbx6oP6OvcAb1jMa1sjLz3FHPDnfbtBg5RobFWMZdjib54MMGZfXgEhg"}
{"text": "在卡拉OK里，只有我前面的人唱了唯一的拿手歌曲，让我感到焦虑。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6624036"}
{"text": "大阪的大妈穿的花纹衣服。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3758403"}
{"text": "坐过站了，谁能帮我叫醒他", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "听我的 私了私了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "投诉者", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4138262"}
{"text": "出类拔萃的优秀人才", "question": "把动漫角色的名字改得土气一点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5434508"}
{"text": "婚外情对象", "question": "大扫除时应该丢弃的第一件东西是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6949148"}
{"text": "诶？又是玩笑吗...下一部电影是钓鱼白痴日记？不可能吧...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3127642"}
{"text": "太好了！我还以为刚才在商场见到的皮包是你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tojxNb2eGJ0meTDg7fMvCIJgVsPDpiazPzxfoaq6SoetqBTEBaSnnspA"}
{"text": "商场里误入女士内衣区的男子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fvafn87557j20md0mdad7"}
{"text": "战斗力从无上限提升到了1千亿亿。", "question": "没想到吉田沙保里竟然实力下滑了！发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6690721"}
{"text": "捆绑play绳子带短了，引起了对方的身材焦虑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmgDryywUn4BCtn1WnXcOUnBbWjgfOWnbxPjpaMrE9iaDicIXBwALUlVMzicbXvUXBrqW9r4njGLtEw"}
{"text": "我觉得大概经过了1500年左右，但至今仍不知道是什么队伍。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6946604"}
{"text": "我有一个大胆的想法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAuVzd28eRtpUyPtHib0m2QVGeWclcPIV1lG0BNGlPbyTthlSZgC8rVWA"}
{"text": "我吃了一整个圆锥形玉米的结果...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4731553"}
{"text": "哥哥，这个蘑菇你要吃掉哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1457397"}
{"text": "我电脑的 WiFi 名字：what does fox say密码是 ahhhhhhh别人问的时候直接唱出来了，跟个傻逼似得。。。", "question": "你见过哪些奇葩的 Wi-Fi 名和密码？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那就是你的想法，对吧？对吧？对吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6742473"}
{"text": "黄飞鸿3：猫王争霸", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "切下来的丁丁需要打包带走吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicK9ObckpCSI68NxxFIEJvyfCL9c2E3uFDGxgj0PpZqwFyNnNnmwMVJw"}
{"text": "闪电战队", "question": "怎么办？怎么办？怎么办？如果你是我你会怎么办？", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4520623"}
{"text": "我毕业论文研究的那颗小行星昨天被撞没了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYVoT7V0Br2zIabHgdz0ibicZKvkPsSToVbMFDQ4ic6bsgrOB0YR5ibL3keA"}
{"text": "版权法", "question": "我觉得没有人会关心这个新的法律，是吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7157413"}
{"text": "出去一下哆啦A梦！我要专心自……自习了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdtib92b5hj30ci0el0tv"}
{"text": "还有整整一周呢~", "question": null, "star": 4459, "type": "I2T", "image": "2073768"}
{"text": "哎？冰箱里没有牛奶啊。对不起，我昨晚忘了买牛奶了，那我早上榨的鲜奶你喝吗？", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "6590984"}
{"text": "我差点就点下举报了。", "question": "你被劫持了！你会怎么做？！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6467573"}
{"text": "强氧化剂系列： 双氧水、次氯酸、高锰酸钾等等。", "question": "有没有什么劲儿特别猛的美白产品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当她说“我只是和男闺蜜们旅游去了”时:", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvS4sSwDq9vQpCrUxxKC10ViaPxic3YQmsEr55eYgJsWibkFws04GqT1Lb3Q"}
{"text": "上上个月去中国美术馆闲逛，看见几幅大型油画，画家刚好和我重名。于是拍照，发朋友圈，等待小伙伴吐槽。于是就在昨天，经朋友介绍，有人向我买画……哈哈哈哈，我会画小鸡啄米图客官你要不要？捶桌", "question": "装腔太成功让人深信不疑是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "之后，工作人员享用了一顿美味的餐点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6490550"}
{"text": "即将去拼夕夕砍朋友一刀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWCSAXwm7hgzsyfNpSnDGicJ04k2cmZa5bh1z1rjYcV4aqOuX1S0icMibXA"}
{"text": "成龙出场。", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "女主卸妆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAAqR0lpfOQUeYN0ofNpicj2t6VqeoAjXc6lkTW48Fo17TiaKIT2k7IXYg"}
{"text": "高中生迟到时&大学生迟到时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5QruGZ0pic9dxMS1ia25UOWxiaJUKhmp2Yfzdh9lothbOZDM89yK2ZxwXA"}
{"text": "以一圆的价格被拍下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5669393"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦屁股", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicWzCoiaibUUCOTY8N3KI9lIZIiaWyljiaO8hwv0UhwLwSImFwNNWb07Us9g"}
{"text": "你不是说脸色不好要去看医生吗？为什么不去呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446341"}
{"text": "养蜂人又来抢蜂蜜了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pSvKibBwMnDzeFUEMDKPA3ZqWvKRvicic9icMh7qmcuqqHVMTVUCZXzCo0Q"}
{"text": "作为一个毛绒控的我，觉得用这种方式来收买我是不可能的......用这种方式......呼呼呼（打哈欠）", "question": null, "star": 778, "type": "I2T", "image": "3076811"}
{"text": "这首歌的情感代入感太强了，和昨天分手的她。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1609384"}
{"text": "一块木头，上面搁着一张滚烫的黑漆漆的铁板；一片拼接肉牛排；明明三成五成七成都是一样的熟度但是还是要象征性地问你一下几成熟的小姐姐；牛排旁边有一小堆意大利面；意大利面旁边有一小只荷包蛋；荷包蛋旁有一小团西兰花，有时候带一块或者两片生胡萝卜。罗宋汤、洋葱圈、骨肉相连...服务员上了牛排之后会给你浇上黑椒汁（咖喱汁 / 蘑菇汁 / 番茄汁）。有免费续杯的冰红茶以及放一大堆植物脂末和糖的甜咖啡。只有我一个人从小吃这种中式西餐长大么......--------而且，明明就是亚洲特产，很多人去吃铁板牛排却要纠结所谓的宫廷礼仪……餐具怎么摆放；哪只手用刀哪只手用叉；穿着的选择；怎么撕面包礼貌；为什么不能擦拭餐具……还有为什么熟度只有单数，和女生吃西餐对方说要八成熟怎么回复不尴尬……只要不影响他人，您怎么舒服怎么吃好么朋友。/ 捂脸", "question": "美国有美式中餐，中国有中式西餐吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放开那只猫，让我来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "别让我在沈阳碰到你嗷", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "趁乱出电影主角大功告成范儿的路人", "question": null, "star": 365, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1giozooyz19j610g10gahd02"}
{"text": "最近我偷偷在寝室里教彼得格斗术，你们都很惊讶吧，所以我告诉了大家！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "475444"}
{"text": "从这到这是我的地盘！", "question": null, "star": 273, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwsjqdk4b2j60zh1badlr02"}
{"text": "字太小了看不清", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5njztuttyj20kb0q2tcm"}
{"text": "红色问号", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "对不起，可以今天请假吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5111976"}
{"text": "主播美颜突然掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmzusYcNPkwnGJC9NF0oyFQElJicdoQhaeAe2QEHsFsU0odPtYaianVZhM09gxZUfryiaE7WicqDTJxQ"}
{"text": "育碧办公室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQNiaTFEmiaZicE7H3XWibeHF4aicoWHm7L4MSZr1nONcH7CXRRR46wfhpcNA"}
{"text": "大雄：“我什么时候说过这句话”静香“你等会儿”（打开聊天记录）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1edAGbJFY2V9tWKMoP8CoZ11qnTfLiaH6gialCLNyaZP3qjPGibBtlVa6zQ"}
{"text": "我和一个强大的人在玩井字棋的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6149044"}
{"text": "牛若即使不用兽之枪也非常强大。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "974012"}
{"text": "大家给我的星3题目却只给了星1。", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "#悟天克斯", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939637"}
{"text": "你这个和真正的土耳其猫很接近了，就差耳其了！", "question": "晚上救回一只猫，带回家后查资料发现极大可能是「皇家猫」，身价高的吓人，我该怎么办？会不会牢底坐穿啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "留给中国队的时间已经不多了。", "question": "你有没有几个听到爆耳、挥之不去的固定句式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是不想回家过年", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "C语言确实是世界上最好的语言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQsydibsoN2tFJhZU2T5n91VnQe48YfTByLibiaRT20YiatoAdxpGpnibm9aA"}
{"text": "黑亮", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175639"}
{"text": "英尺= feet英寸= inch可是英尺跟 inch 听起来就是一样的啊哭哭。", "question": "有哪些糟糕的英文翻译被广泛使用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孩子他爹，你没吃饭吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJVZkkzqPBFKmficYgJr8IiaZyBiaVv2djRySXfX63QlUnlHOYE7sRc2fNw"}
{"text": "腾讯新款游戏手柄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib7ghKzpH4batC5qhdpY6NxDeAv2IKRQpwlWY5PCADkTFfhWKXP01ic2A"}
{"text": "因為停電而受困将近雨個小時。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3wICjrczMictwEbXtfT8gdZwmYfbryGx1s33bgt7XmZGe5SQ8WlyCzZg"}
{"text": "首先，我应该睡觉了。", "question": "让我把你迷住吧。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2488775"}
{"text": "抱歉，请勿吸烟！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fx91unt27mj20ga0ei74t"}
{"text": "“会写代码的男生可帅了。”", "question": "计算机世界里有哪些经典谣言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "BOSS\"传真机\"的血条也太长了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFGVlgSjgLWnujzBeyy0bXm1wnmlVjT0fJhHcUhV0wLEAGpxibiaDWU7uQ"}
{"text": "我妈，原来想整个榻榻米，她整了个炕。丢人，匿了。", "question": "有哪些操作是你装修好房子后最后悔的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生说我得了黄疸，需要紧急手术。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6479071"}
{"text": "伊朗人正在准备好他们的空军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LsbIolVich0j4Twcae68VWIGJyGdHcTLfVzbrTSyw4ax2ap47uHQYHDg"}
{"text": "郑中基", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo6kwcyrl8j208w0d10ue"}
{"text": "哥们，你车门没关，我一直守了一晚上#正道的光……#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eJoesoDW2QDdvy77QStglERTmA3YR0FAWceBQpYm9Jw1Tp2XeK5Ft1A"}
{"text": "美容院的个人资料照片", "question": null, "star": 57, "type": "I2T", "image": "7216272"}
{"text": "初三后排的教师，老师也是弱势群体", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "教父级别吧，毕竟教会了我父亲说唱。", "question": "如何评价凤凰传奇中曾毅的说唱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我好像希望现实生活中的充实的人也能幸福。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 996, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "“小姑娘帮我捡一下梯子”“不行！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmeqEy0ku5xsOlm0al7bpquTPEbUEoCFC7ZomeVtdMPVho4gZp83Nnaw"}
{"text": "很久以前。", "question": "请把这个故事讲完。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6791241"}
{"text": "我年轻的时候被称为这一带的老大，结果公司里有个傻子在炫耀。", "question": "那没什么好骄傲的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366500"}
{"text": "给我变", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "提交毕业论文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbo2n1ze3gj30ci0eltco"}
{"text": "把手伸过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdqxwmk61qj30ci0eljsd"}
{"text": "这边，拿 camera（相机）过来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7079477"}
{"text": "这个梦.我肯定尿床了", "question": null, "star": 481, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn61wmd52gj612215142z02"}
{"text": "叔叔你不用工作吗？\n叔叔不工作才是好事哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MaJicmO2j1Mibx3FweMCgI7xribjFldtiaicjibUxXiayQmUTAsAIFeMchiaHTQ"}
{"text": "那么是谁在里边用淋浴呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3Rwc9KrmkRsMrp8QoKv8xvnp7beRZdVRFDbF4OnLPBG1Mh4vuicD5CRA"}
{"text": "在卡拉OK狂欢的下属们不知情的情况下，偷偷再唱一次的，是拥有大冢爱粉丝身份长达十年的部长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1520198"}
{"text": "什么包子？我木看到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suon4XqiawnubZt7wLe2bvYBkxBic0KC3J4TBMibBXrDUCvqKxDtmNjENg5w"}
{"text": "一边说好呀好呀好呀，一边把剪刀递过来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2819622"}
{"text": "医生在等健忘症患者来复诊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibV9tbUrOpwic4Aw5laPKbia5wLUccCKVR6siaFsA2B3X0rGflib3j5S4cibg"}
{"text": "找不到自己班级的队列", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojsyn8qj20a50890tm"}
{"text": "有点脱妆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1el4rrr1sykj20au09nwfg"}
{"text": "往雪球里塞石头的家伙给我站出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8xup70xtrj30ci0el0u7"}
{"text": "但那是厕所的门", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "老师「啊咧……午餐分发的布丁多了一个呢」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gztgza58pwj30ci0elgq0"}
{"text": "饿了，你的大脑在喊：给我葡萄糖啊！馋了，你的大脑在喊：给我多巴胺啊！", "question": "馋和饿在生理上区别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你钢笔漏墨了你没看出来吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "那家伙也进那家理发店了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdJ0nNbU2HqDT4utjSCbndhDbCtPLMy6g1qgOpNBMLWEbtG0Mz8Ipq4g"}
{"text": "遥控器的开关很难按进去。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "186101"}
{"text": "“就是你小子说寿衣显瘦？”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "出门不戴口罩", "question": "你觉得一个男生最掉价的行为是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你会得到一只没有触角的蟑螂。", "question": "把蟑螂的触角剪断会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "圆圈", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5904857"}
{"text": "奥特曼真牛逼.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbmlon4mjlj30ci0eljsz"}
{"text": "碰巧遇到警察发工资的银行劫匪", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "这就是我要付的钱，一定要收好啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5984756"}
{"text": "博尔特怎么不去参加男生女生向前冲？", "question": "韦神这么厉害为什么不去参加最强大脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么我都等了两个小时了还是红灯？？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicsKkax76gOMrClL5UfbJBSKjICRnzh5Vklq4LalkYwX62slNkL02ehA"}
{"text": "把机内的随身物品优雅地放在架子上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5940760"}
{"text": "我拿个灯泡当螺旋丸都比博人传燃", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "什么？雪糕棍子是不能吃的吗？？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "得亏老子换了新发型", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g9sx9r6gomj20yi1aq1kx"}
{"text": "这个混蛋胡子男！什么的家伙！你这家伙要是把嘴闭上不就是绅助了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6444283"}
{"text": "误？南献血不是从手臂抽吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grx4dsmeo9j30ci0eltdw"}
{"text": "在皇家丹麦曲奇盒子里找到手枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLczna3Pxo2n63C0fOejITp2MiaS4WQCbwGx6rqrAs0Q8xf79P0JfiaqEPA"}
{"text": "他第一次以牛的身份下海。然后变成了这样，就有了现在的海牛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6714888"}
{"text": "哎呀，怎么烧起煤烟炉子了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6866556"}
{"text": "超市打烊后没卖出的水果下班回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBCKE0NnusHAXQmk1OS8gOrmlRgmlAbBibsccz78rgqlRFfpFUycCic8kyjsclWRbOQYp0KpOicR1icA"}
{"text": "沉默的杀意", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125343"}
{"text": "真人版《美少女战士》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825702"}
{"text": "小兔崽子还在嘴里动呢。", "question": null, "star": 3143, "type": "I2T", "image": "3696560"}
{"text": "关键时刻总会出现可爱的小猫咪，让人感到治愈。", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "遛摩托", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "你再问他一次 等你被拒绝两次一晚上就想明白了", "question": "一个男孩子向我表白了两次，我都拒绝了。后来我向他表白，他以他太直男了不适合谈恋爱为由拒绝是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "竟然拿到了隔壁标枪比赛的冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuAKBoSQvShmtJzDbBsI9ibHwLJdr9pwliaQWxeFcqAQEHLF2MJ88xiaH6g"}
{"text": "你这样，如果你有男(女)朋友或是好基友，可以给 TA 写封信，信里就讲这本书。一来二去你就会了。", "question": "读完一本书后如何写出一篇读书心得？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太疼的话就举手示意我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9q9ni6v3ej20b30b8wg1"}
{"text": "通通不许动！把所有鱼都交出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gydfq6njdvj30ci0elmxz"}
{"text": "大家都被驱邪了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3995337"}
{"text": "谁", "question": null, "star": 737, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "甲方的要求终于完成了……", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "一年前做一个医院的宣传片。最后审片时，客户对前面都很满意，唯一就觉得最后 logo 定版不好。客户：“最后这个颜色搭配的不好嘛。你把背景换成灰色，字用黄色。”我：“这种颜色搭配不好看。而且和医院的风格也不搭。”客户：“你听我的，这个一定要改。”硬着头皮改完，“你看，我就说不好看嘛。”客户一脸嫌弃，指着背景：“灰！”，又指着字：“黄！”。“连起来是什么，辉煌啊！”辉煌啊！辉煌啊！！这脑洞，我直接跪了。", "question": "你见过最奇葩的甲方是什么样子的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通过讲笑话一路混进了敌军总部", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmatar2lyjj30ci0elk05"}
{"text": "1、花了这么多钱找律师还是判了这么重的刑，找你们有什么用？2、这人这么坏死有余辜还为他辩护？唯利是图，黑心律师！3、我认识xxx，找他说说说不定有用。题主就代表了中国广大民众的法律素养和司法认知", "question": "在国内律师有用吗？感觉特别是刑事案件，律师一点用没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就踏马你叫夏洛啊??", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "“如果我有罪，法律会制裁我，而不是被朋友圈发 52 块钱的奶茶转账刷屏了来折磨我”", "question": "「我想要秋天的第一杯奶茶」是什么梗，为什么突然火了？反映了一种怎样的心理现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "能喝酒就能喝的酒，来一杯！好啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3013704"}
{"text": "反了吧哥们儿。当然是先有高中再有黑网吧的呀。", "question": "南京秦淮河边多是古代妓院，可又为何古人在那个地方建了夫子庙和贡院？怎么能把大文人和妓院建一个地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "累瘫了！", "question": "铁饼运动员绝对不会说的一句话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6424727"}
{"text": "美杜莎掉发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWx4ATPGgMm7oSEcq6Gs06Q7MZviaYn1mgqW1pT0HAQNKoP3tJzzMOxfw"}
{"text": "维持亲密关系最重要的方式是见面。", "question": "恋爱或两性交往中有哪些让你震惊的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“人类如何高质量的睡眠”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "背景音乐。", "question": "武林高手都是怎样识别杀气的？？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "同期的人都被远远甩在后面，只有我一帆风顺地飞黄腾达。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2220520"}
{"text": "感觉就像是上辈子欠了她一顿饭。这辈子终于还了。", "question": "相亲被人嫌弃是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "互相想把对方举起来挡雨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9Tz7jbHX2N2BlpvLxJRBX5nNeNZhDZWj4Xvr5nNRwvJwQ6k3q2FVnN3g"}
{"text": "我不要这样的神父！", "question": null, "star": 261, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxupazxjxvj60xk18sjyn02"}
{"text": "道德", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "他们请或不请，你都要来知乎问问题的。请，是想羞辱我。不请，是看不起我。很多人都是这样，所谓穷，钱只是个指标，实质是事儿多，总觉得过得好的人都是怀有恶意的。好好学习吧，别让别人活得这么进退维谷。", "question": "家里有些亲戚挺有钱的，而我家蛮穷，他们家里办喜事，请我过去吃酒，我自卑、难过正常吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毛孔清洁面膜", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5303778"}
{"text": "请问能帮我拿一下行李吗？谢谢，原来只需要往上抛就可以了...", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "5878051"}
{"text": "当我对恋爱没了多大兴趣，却把自己肚子搞大了的时候（本人男）。", "question": "哪个瞬间让你产生了健身的冲动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女装全国大赛师徒对决", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicXQa5ddTsU8iab3YFcw42nD2MFgpPfvgxnTibLRiciaMWCk3foHz8t5b3pLw"}
{"text": "初次见面 你不记得我了吗？ 诶? 喏，两周前在梦里见的 啊~ 对了，那次多谢了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3322707"}
{"text": "氪金后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h81fxzwewqj30ci0eltbt"}
{"text": "每当大笨钟敲响，我就会这么做。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6617592"}
{"text": "核酸做了吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "我撒谎了，其实我十八岁。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5554355"}
{"text": "圆乐来了，然后说“你这个家伙要是出殡了就省心了”，他就是这样来捉弄我的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824659"}
{"text": "无论如何都不能模仿坏孩子的行为，这是妨碍打击的行为。", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373729"}
{"text": "考完对答案的时候发现选abcd的人都有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3JVU3PIIBo8ytT20ybvowl7sXibiaIHYIl13gwzDhpksftQcGHC7Dk2lQ"}
{"text": "接下来请听《你有权保持沉默》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eakl2huvfkj20b30cvgmy"}
{"text": "坐电梯花掉了两分钟", "question": null, "star": 686, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guriiuoxqfj610d1ciwm002"}
{"text": "来晚了，没赶上这次火拼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3hvPEpFoVuH8iaStTcoiaxwib7vY7ekcicibj8zF4uPmlUeicI1Jh3XfGIOAg"}
{"text": "矮人看戏何曾见，都是随人说短长。", "question": "如果按照数学天赋来讲，伽罗瓦、高斯、希尔伯特、今天的陶哲轩，谁更胜一筹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是不是把门锁上了？", "question": null, "star": 2776, "type": "I2T", "image": "1966493"}
{"text": "有啊！每当我买了难看的衣服或鞋帽之类的东西，我都要逼自己穿出去现眼。在面对朋友的嘲笑和路人异样的眼光中，我有一种报复的快感！让你当时眼瞎买了这个破玩意儿，活该让人笑话！", "question": "你成功地报复过谁吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "直尺和圆规", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t9ZQicYiaeYcC7nXEIcibpvZhMtJhxYFBWictDR9PeqCxh0YHNicAzTpbiaiag"}
{"text": "把带计步器和 GPS 记录的手表，发同城快递寄给自己。一般是当天发，第二天下午到，围着城市转一大圈，隔天一个半程马拉松。同城六块钱。截图发朋友圈，值了。收快递时还能假装说一句「哎呀，中奖了 / 礼品到了 / 对象给买的礼物到了」。", "question": "周围用跑步软件的同学都跑得很长很快，我总是赶不上，很焦虑，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为背心烤得太热了，所以面不改色地对齐鞋带。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2886993"}
{"text": "让我告诉你一个秘密。你的尾巴在燃烧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1474231"}
{"text": "监督开始发火了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5770004"}
{"text": "花了两小时终于把挡镜头的人剪下来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnES3XFY2J2Toz8AuuVKMIbmMrYk13DOLHwJribyrvVUoXICCKnOs1zZFrQ"}
{"text": "好耶！迷你裙！什么嘛……大妈啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpmjr51ss8j30ci0eldkn"}
{"text": "起床后已经是傍晚了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212535"}
{"text": "能准确报出康熙九个以上儿子的名字，以及各位阿哥的命运走势。", "question": "你从网络小说中学到了哪些冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金肉人原作者在热搜上。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334104"}
{"text": "换了枕头之后的噩梦不断。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "281385"}
{"text": "性别女，爱好男男。", "question": "什么是腐女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "红灯停的时候想做点什么，结果一点都没变成红灯。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 317, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "今天我舅舅要来过夜哦！", "question": null, "star": 158, "type": "I2T", "image": "5792036"}
{"text": "沙皮狗", "question": null, "star": 86, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "轻松熊你给我出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9rnzzyxyuj209x0azdgx"}
{"text": "儿子捉来的萤火虫让我害怕。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824153"}
{"text": "前两天闺蜜的发的说说：解开一个常年困扰的问题，终于知道了为什么大人从来不挑食，因为他们买菜的时候就只买自己吃的o(︶︿︶)o ", "question": "小孩子挑食有必要纠正吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周五下午三点左右。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "犯罪现场没有发现脚印那么凶手一定是你了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3mdzNoJxkwrY9SEwgB4HiafdqWiaA2l92ia5IibXHrqf7hJ3fk5LqaZKmDw"}
{"text": "嘎子，潘叔个头虽小但也得劝劝你", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "多年前有一天晚上在所里值班，老同志出一个医院内女子欲轻生的现场，我当时在办公室里整理文件。过了有二十分钟吧，老同志带着一个小姑娘回来了，看年纪也就二十多岁。我：啥情况？老同志：这小姑娘不知怎么要轻生，跑医院里去了，医院报警。我们去了劝半天，人家可倒好一句话不说。后来终于憋出一句，你们这么大岁数咱们没法交流。我：然后呢？老同志：我跟她说了，我们所里有年轻小伙子，要不我们带你回所，你跟他好好聊聊，别想不开了。然后我就给带回来了。我（内心激动状）：好吧，交给我吧！要不说老同志就是老同志，知道当年我这年轻单身苦逼小警的苦衷，出警都想着我。再看眼前这年轻女子，皮肤白，身材好，长发披肩，一双水汪汪的大眼睛忽闪忽闪的看着你，我心里这个美啊。值班绝逼不枯燥，来来来，妹纸咱俩好好聊聊。我凭着我这三寸不烂之舌，从国家政策到八卦新闻，从物理化到史地生，谈人生，谈理想，滔滔不绝的讲了半个小时……可姑娘还是不为所动，一句话不说。后来，估计是看我讲累了，问了句：不是说找个年轻警官么，人呢？", "question": "哪一刻你突然觉得自己老了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿了五条内裤还是压不住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYqKvxwT6sicSLNjFicXfTo6p589J62O8MaB4Bwf719XZMOqPZn4duxo6Q"}
{"text": "他让我等了三年，说如果可以就去！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6354406"}
{"text": "哪个混蛋把我的跳绳剪这么短！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpVNcPx59YCdwM1WM63Ta81JkRJ2gDNLw4xmCf3ibj7oxF1xPDaw3zCCA"}
{"text": "杂技眨眼游泳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1els3j7iqunj208u0bndgw"}
{"text": "婆婆跳广场舞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385012"}
{"text": "把合宿相亲误会成了瞪眼大赛。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5751814"}
{"text": "十五勇士", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "母爱的选择", "question": "妈妈买的衣服，怎样才能穿出时尚感呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973378"}
{"text": "亲戚来家里串门临走时非得给孩子塞钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPaO0vKjUOD8Djt9jofDcbjTIpPNFo2hTlYhDU52KQ58G8PrU4MO0hpP42TGwARFWFMnaSic6PL5w"}
{"text": "小孩子不能看！那是给大人们看的书！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4409861"}
{"text": "卵细胞视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaAibsG7uJfosTkNdp3DyJWzUibEujxkgBSFuiaia1hOuTgoIG1q7Y34qkVw"}
{"text": "疫苗接种时默念佛号。", "question": "将谚语的一部分改成疫苗接种。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627750"}
{"text": "这么高的篮筐，只有直升机能投中吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVI19l1ia0NSEdHy5JQCBibqWuV4ToSdseOmVvtenb3IEnQoich31icpyPMw"}
{"text": "我等你好久了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1485328"}
{"text": "因出演次数的差距而引发纠纷。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1900714"}
{"text": "呼……呼……求你再别让我们慢动作回放了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h83r7tppsij30ci0elwi4"}
{"text": "你（的）笑容。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6769647"}
{"text": "说明各个公司负责图形用户界面的人员即使再差劲也没有缺心眼到那个地步。", "question": "手机默认字体为什么没有使用楷体？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肯塔基", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "魔王捡到了一个孩子，他在想为什么只有一个，要一双才能穿出去啊。", "question": "以“魔王捡到了一个孩子”为开头，能写出怎样精彩的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "弟弟的哈姆太郎不见了，不过昨天8点到9点他在做什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "317203"}
{"text": "今天吃肯德基不？/想吃麦当劳了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbuoh1pbxkj30ci0eln28"}
{"text": "因为意见不一，英国议会决定使用水晶球做决策", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkc1so3d5VZAvxFf7gcYFhDaSWlicicibtT1wU7jXhTxIEuQiaQTwtAvpMiaA"}
{"text": "算命先生说我能活到30岁我告诉他我今年33岁他竟然说出这种话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtsatoCgXVhO7ia2RticibliaqYLGpEp9ZmXicxx2YXEQOyLJsd6FV4Kn1v8fqfsa8mHHjTTZ6sia5ciaMA"}
{"text": "别人喝酒&我喝酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYACZKzZjaOOciak5aXOllaOd8RsawMapfTpSUjnqgLK0cwVGBIJ7yxJw"}
{"text": "麻辣牛肉丸配冰淇淋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrwgTyALpty2quNJnWV4ctascxHzrxwN46KQTwzpsU5j6eYJ3gQr8XsQ"}
{"text": "你当我傻？话筒和火腿我分不清？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "青色的野鸡", "question": "红狐狸和绿兔子。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099008"}
{"text": "全牛火锅", "question": null, "star": 308, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "赤鬼辣椒尝到了枪炮的味道。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089930"}
{"text": "调色板越多，就能画出越多的颜色。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5777806"}
{"text": "窗沿有强力胶", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "哎？你是谁啊？啊，原来是巴尔坦星人啊！你只会出剪刀，如果出石头就轻松赢了……”这是她最后的话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6581203"}
{"text": "成语", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": "即可躲避长方体的撞击。", "question": null, "star": 1117, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "同学报了个银行的面试班，老师问了一个问题：如果你做了柜员，有天老板领着朋友来贷款，但他朋友不符合贷款条件，问你能贷给他吗？大家不妨先想想如果是你你会怎么做。当时那批学生怎么回答的都有，但都不怎么合适，毕竟都还是在校的学生嘛，年轻。等大家激烈地讨论一番后，老师才给出答案，当然不能贷。为啥？要是老板愿意给他贷，就私下交代给你了。把他领到你跟前，就是要通过你去拒绝他（老板自己肯定没法直接拒绝）。都是套路啊。", "question": "你所见过职场潜规则有多深？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "油漆工...竟然只涂了一半...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "96158"}
{"text": "大灰狼方万没想到第三只小猪家的砖房如此结实", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9UXcpOOfRkJPzuQKEF7zbHichKuh1jyX0EQGtjpHAutyTb9Nahgh2qjQ"}
{"text": "吃菌中毒可能是锅的问题，换个锅试试要是再中可能就是火的问题反正菌子没问题", "question": "如何看待 2020 年云南吃野生菌中毒人数超过新冠？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卡拉OK里放出了完全没有听过的曲子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJkXlT4Cd4Toy7tiaCe0UBOAyuRxneQVCWBfFhtaTRbmmyDadGetEsOJg"}
{"text": "其实我是在为国民努力奋斗。", "question": "四分之一的国会议员在隐瞒事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3390970"}
{"text": "手相占卜的专家。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6382590"}
{"text": "给你的小米手机装台格力空调吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRr897ozL139vo74DYhve49X4dVoEP9Z68SfFEb2OmPPmz5ibTf1HrzSYw"}
{"text": "思考问题时，这家伙总是出来捣乱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1636195"}
{"text": "无声电话", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "头发修得自然一点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1f2cvjofpn4j20a70demyu"}
{"text": "我也想要 ChatGPT。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7170746"}
{"text": "小傲娇", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6988779"}
{"text": "能推到地图边上掉下去吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "银河护卫队选角废案", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "这是什么梗？这话说得有点莫名其妙。", "question": "请说真话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6490616"}
{"text": "↑爸爸↑妈妈「我作业还没写」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ykejcu10j30ci0eldko"}
{"text": "想开点吧，多亏把哆啦A梦卖了，才能买这么豪华的玩具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqTiawERqYJOTibe2gzyJbwV6W2PNl6rAAVpLsSY3KsoCS1AOWxwTw8xZw"}
{"text": "从源头阻正案件发生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxqaw3zesbj30ci0el41d"}
{"text": "老师，你忘布置作业了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibOQbM23oDdC3nJZno0QEibJibzWRvsJzxlaicxrkfaxq8GfyhQKRuRAS7g"}
{"text": "卡拉OK音乐录影带的拍摄现场。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4950568"}
{"text": "素颜的新娘太惊人了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6722775"}
{"text": "语文老师给了三个学生 ABC 一个问题，问谁能把教室填满。半小时后，A 同学拿出来一袋面粉，关上窗户，洒了一屋子。B 同学掏出来一根蜡烛。C 同学扭头就跑。……C 同学活了下来。", "question": "你见过什么样的化学盲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "英语水平：四级 （但已具备六级水平能力）真人真事，笑喷。", "question": "你看过的简历中，最好玩的一段是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "二次元人这个称呼就挺中二的。", "question": "二次元人平时都有什么中二的句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "震惊！连 FBI 都在用的眼睛识人术！记住以下几点，教你从眼神看透一个人：1.如果一个人看人总是眯眯眼，那么他多半只是单纯的近视，而不是什么深藏不露的高人。2.如果一个人看你的时候视线偏下，多半是因为他比较内向，也有可能是你裤链开了。3.如果一个人对你翻白眼，他可能是在鄙视你，也可能是砂眼。4.总是低头看人的人个子一般比较高，总是抬头看人的人一般是个矮子。5.如果一个男人的视线总在女人身上敏感部位游移，说明他是个色鬼；如果总在男人身上敏感部位游移，说明他是个给；如果总在动物身上敏感部位游移，说明他是个变态。6.如果一个人眼珠发红，说明他昨晚熬夜了；如果一个人眼珠发黄，说明他有肝炎；如果一个人眼珠发蓝，他可能是个外国人；如果一个人眼珠发紫，他一定戴了美瞳；如果一个人眼珠发白，他大概是白内障。7.如果一个人眼睛闭上了，他一定看不见东西。欢迎补充。", "question": "从眼睛或者眼神就能看透一个人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对免费玩家也十分友好的福利活动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibtSmeG6BHXmFicJVT3lA1wZibnxjWzDHLcZFOS2JoAh9iabiaDhkhM5MFibQ"}
{"text": "子不语怪力乱神。——孔子懒得废话，用怪力把人打到精神错乱。子曰：父母在，不远游，游必有方。——孔子说：你爹娘在我手上，别想跑，跑了我也有办法把你抓回来。子曰：朝闻道，夕死可矣。——孔子说：早上打听到去你家的路，晚上你就死定了。", "question": "孔子的战斗力怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一起来帮忙收拾的顾客。", "question": "我讨厌这样的客人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6831631"}
{"text": "身为医务人员的我，把笔放在了办公室的桌子上面，并走出了办公室 ！！！", "question": "有哪些不小心露富的骚操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无论如何都是便宜货。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3587580"}
{"text": "口袋里的心动了。", "question": "从天而降的幸运语", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5333083"}
{"text": "“让我他根本不是尝一口这么简单", "question": null, "star": 153, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkemafy8utj610o16mthw02"}
{"text": "升旗手，升旗之前鼻子痒，用手怼了一下，然后接过旗子，下面的人：「升旗手把鼻屎擦在国旗上了」", "question": "你经历过最害羞的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老鼠好可怕！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1946026"}
{"text": "小偷B", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha831gt0skj30ci0elwh8"}
{"text": "当媒婆告诉你你的相亲对象健康聪明、喜欢吃水果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHotE9Fj2L9ZanpG46VQ0VNqTV1jjjUmbQHJ0haAibM4xWh6v5bkcun7w"}
{"text": "拿钥匙的人终于来了", "question": null, "star": 234, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdy77nrdx5j60uq0u0gph02"}
{"text": "蜡烛的火焰闻起来像烧焦的鼻毛", "question": "有哪些看起来有点大病的“冷知识”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好几块腹肌", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "快修好这个水豚，它再不吃饭我们就要饿肚子了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "不说你也知道，我已经沸腾了！疾走的阿童木。", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "当年也有差评", "question": "《指环王》重映出现很多差评，有人吐槽片长和结局，为什么会出现这种情况？你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "连续工作四十年，我终于发现这个工作不用自己边跑边转", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3Rarxaq5s749dGjSuicP0icplIvGEZIKYs5nvfXr0PLtYJAE8kLubpzWw"}
{"text": "先复习一下考过的概率，再估算一下考过的概率。", "question": "距离考概率论还有 24 小时，我该怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先不说了啊，来了只熊，我得装死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7PUG3u6OYicqNLEOfIIsyroZfo3Xcias27NqOnYxWQ6Lh8l2dlrPw0uow"}
{"text": "紧急情况下收购JR，推迟末班车时间。", "question": "如果错过了末班车。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6155533"}
{"text": "用户雅木茶已下线", "question": null, "star": 166, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0xvc56mzdj60zv1btajl02"}
{"text": "11月12日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaFI9L6rgDjQ9mYM9QFWJOiaTkWrKyICKyTDBdzMb22HLExFCuSSC6n7Q"}
{"text": "哇！赶得及！赶得及啊！♪", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2396055"}
{"text": "哦，是不是不该出生呢？", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "推荐给他吧！", "question": "你是绑架犯，请做出让警察惊讶的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6439705"}
{"text": "在黑白电视上看AV时，感觉和彩色的完全不同，有种奇妙的机械节奏感，不知不觉中就硬了起来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1375558"}
{"text": "双人雪机游戏的新手玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXnw41hiaD36H5eibrxSxDCq4seaWSp91pzmDlEqn4EorRQwd2TXiciceicgw"}
{"text": "莲舫翻船了，莲舫翻船了。", "question": "稍微改动一下曲子的歌词。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792884"}
{"text": "看到乌克兰的动物受伤，我意识到自己的愚蠢。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "6453644"}
{"text": "当然是让市场这只看不见的手拉他一把。", "question": "如果你的辅导员掉水里了，你所学的专业能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一次问我妈要五块钱买书皮，我妈给了。其实我只买了一两个新的，然后拿旧的书皮包了新书，剩下的几块钱我都买零食在学校吃了，回家的时候还买了一个三明治雪糕(那个真的巨好吃呀我念念不忘现在卖得很少了，不过有个叫方糕的雪糕很类似)吃了。回去我妈要看我买的新书皮，我拿出了旧的。被她一眼看穿了。我妈很凶地质问我钱花哪儿了。这时高能来了！！！！！！我眼珠子一转！！！就是像动画片里喜羊羊想办法前那样轱辘一圈眼珠子！！当着我妈的面！！！！是相当完整的一圈！！！看起来绝对不是翻白眼我也不知道我为啥那样....也许是动画片看多了觉得那样确实能想出好办法来吧....最后解释还没开始就被我妈抓起来打", "question": "小时候你做过什么「憨憨」行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你没说谢谢吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6985971"}
{"text": "求求你把昨晚的照片删掉吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SmgDryywUn4BCtn1WnXcOUE3WR2dLY15Gyj0309jgSibibf0sYtKibcKQJw2claDJvS4UYjFSYMsXZw"}
{"text": "小丑为了表演的更加逼真，正在连夜看你的聊天记录", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNcpoOUIwVNwdSOgVcLnKZHcVULoTLKicxnibo4shFUR8GYJFa2FiaNVVEQ"}
{"text": "讲胖虎小夫的可以消停会了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "把浴巾放那儿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6646979"}
{"text": "虽然在做朋友，但其实一个真正的朋友都没有吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1371536"}
{"text": "我读了《龟兔赛跑》这个童话故事。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1289023"}
{"text": "主菜会做配菜。", "question": null, "star": 526, "type": "I2T", "image": "6783847"}
{"text": "只说了一声“你好”，翻译却说了整整一个小时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBMzsYHZCLnRic8xQvmT8pNVftUXHBk3IKCF3icVRjzu1zQiaXkhYp5fT1g"}
{"text": "顾客～看起来您带着环保袋，所以可以打两折呢～", "question": null, "star": 94, "type": "I2T", "image": "3640248"}
{"text": "程序员们可以考虑去拼多多投简历了。凌晨一点出 bug，早上 9 点才修复，吃瓜网友都知道了拼多多还不知道，可见这家公司的确不加班。", "question": "拼多多出现 100 元无门槛优惠券的漏洞，可能的技术原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回家时发现被人占了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h68fnnj59kj30ci0elgq7"}
{"text": "过于逼真，不宜展示", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGlEiae9rhoRzDpAWACGfqGibt5ibHPFg0gR5qIfPBTWDBlf8FAkKib2FXTw"}
{"text": "COWCOW的新梗侧三角步！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4800368"}
{"text": "为什么说  21 世纪是生物的世纪？因为学生物的转行到了各行各业。", "question": "为什么说「21 世纪是生物的世纪」，但生物工程专业却被称为「天坑」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当妈妈说要帮你保管红包时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSERKYhd2X84lQHSvgobB7n16AHEvkv8AXAQSO85eV4dXqj4SKgBXWcA"}
{"text": "熊猫危机。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6435794"}
{"text": "他们一到场，反对党就开始叫嚣起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5131372"}
{"text": "皮草", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "我的小鸟，为什么我每次说要让女友见你的时候她都骂我流氓呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVXvVzoYjnpANDibhXvpvuA5EylNb2DKdliaa5DcFU13ROn1wZBMrf6CMA"}
{"text": "面无表情的两人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MEv0DicTkgDyz65LsoEajiarGKTNFtshIhTkqw7A43Nf7VkGeVGmshVmw"}
{"text": "『老爸快看！这辆车的失主气急败坏地追来了！「哈哈哈～等他快到时再发车！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0f3hbomg5j30ci0elq6y"}
{"text": "「这件事对你来说不就是举手之劳吗？」", "question": "哪些行为是自己难以意识到却是不尊重别人的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先看问题成不成立…明显不成立嘛大秦明明灭了秦国嘛族秦者，秦也，非天下也", "question": "有七个国，秦国为什么只灭了六个国 ?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欢迎光临请坐那边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F4aEOodRuHe5yQtUG2xe4l0XSW7eIsc26lvQZuUdfwHjVicZvcD14H7HGQKicPaibCluAvaxc6JP8icA"}
{"text": "回家发现自己被绿了！", "question": null, "star": 213, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "我三分钟就回来。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4876099"}
{"text": "老师说：“这是推荐入学所需的申请表照片。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5414415"}
{"text": "我在意识到出轨不行的两秒钟后就后悔了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3380263"}
{"text": "我的女朋友是个喜欢换地方的人，她也许这辈子都停不下来。我是个胆小的人，只有和她在一起在有去探索新环境的勇气。假如有一天地球被她跑完了，肯定就只能去火星了。所以我也要跟着去。", "question": "请问在中国报名参加永久移民火星的人是怎么想的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在iPhone的计算器中，如果输入了错误的数字，可以通过向右滑动该数字的部分来删除一个字符。", "question": "请你温柔地教我。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6072301"}
{"text": "社交距离是什么意思？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582763"}
{"text": "有点感冒", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1gb21cf74wvj20yi1091kx"}
{"text": "高考之后的那个暑假，我喜欢的一个女生来我家玩。她躺在我床上，然后强吻了我。我不为所动，她言语颇有深意的说，你还真把持的住啊。我特么以为她在夸我啊！！！居然颇为得意，拿出我珍藏多年的《兵器知识》给她讲解了一下午……再然后……就没有然后了。这事儿是我心中永远的痛……是的，从此之后我再也没买过《兵器知识》。", "question": "你错过了哪些异性对你的暗示？ 你的哪些暗示没有被异性理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来自黑猩猩的挑战书。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4053719"}
{"text": "观看节约粮食演讲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcAxUGoULAEMjh3SUPxgP3ibujAYnsm0GKgVMQWDCtVLN394pjR9ezxLw"}
{"text": "“听说宠物也要做核酸了”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "孩子，其实它是 Jerry。", "question": "孩子认为烤羊肉串是「清蒸懒羊羊」，家长该如何回答孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要不，你再感觉感觉？", "question": "我觉得自己真的非常优秀，可是为什么没有女生追我呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "能模仿一下城达也的声音吗？", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "现在就回来喝妈妈的奶，不然不管过多久都不会长肉的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6437320"}
{"text": "就选红框里的这个发色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B89oRatLf3OUepLLh1Yaw7yibHNECqdhr2YLRiarp6qA1qEwWKeFu4yIqg"}
{"text": "先...先生！这个是拉门！", "question": null, "star": 208, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gutxkw96mlj60zs1bqakg02"}
{"text": "讨厌的人爱上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY39HhRrG2YK75J7B7yAZsApfBSKnXtOpQoJhfdafdB7rhJc4PxSOuMFQ"}
{"text": "对不起，我在横滨的商务酒店单人间里把东西扔得到处都是。", "question": "我会原谅你，所以快点忏悔吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279874"}
{"text": "拖鞋擦黑板", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WW6AHkQicwdAQmglTHN8zBukxpTCqbsCUUBZTssun7AibVbXIuIRSGjibg"}
{"text": "我用一只碗，一遍一遍的换开水，用来烫熟一只鸡蛋。花了半个小时……吃的时候被自己感动的掉下了激动的泪水。", "question": "做过最无聊的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在四叠半的小岛上有一座别墅。", "question": "请分享一些不太高级的吹牛话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6999639"}
{"text": "下次关门的时候注意点！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKeQric6dTdlBUxJz1dMumY6pbpnU5KHK2quSl12avQibFWZy1UKl67NGQ"}
{"text": "女朋友说“我家里人今晚不在家”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usJlDo4FCkPK405tjicuicRJBzaViaxHNtby84qeTaoYeuc9elzfiaP0szUA"}
{"text": "这位大臣又捅娄子了，看来要辞职了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6907943"}
{"text": "也可能是 EVE 玩家。比如年前，我在从公司到地铁世纪大道站 5 站路的时间里，花了 2 个亿买了 5 条护卫舰和全套的装备。批发了十万发鱼雷。下了 100 亿的定金定了条航母，2 个月后交付，剩余 350 亿交船的时候现金给。全程扣扣语音，期间为了航母舰载机的事，还扯了半天皮。周边的人全用关怀傻子的眼神看着我。", "question": "地铁打电话时说「你那几千万、几个亿啥时候到账」的都是什么职业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为一个字的错误，变得像是那样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6731127"}
{"text": "居然在二手书店里没找到书啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6091588"}
{"text": "七剑合璧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "刚刚那鱼得这么大个儿", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3klmcd5j20yi1124qp"}
{"text": "驯良合作组一旦放弃，就会在那里装傻，人民会庆祝胜利的酒杯。", "question": "如果你放弃，比赛就到此结束了，你能反驳这句话吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2587291"}
{"text": "选择困难症患者在玩猜拳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4Ltxw4icotzg2PzmNSUcEoUzfsoJ5t7f20BlaXGzuLF0gV9vOmYp7KPA"}
{"text": "这是个二选一的问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2991195"}
{"text": "猫藓", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "你们用筷子吗？", "question": null, "star": 70, "type": "I2T", "image": "4428351"}
{"text": "犯罪嫌疑人（右一）指认犯罪现场照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9Tat7TGoTXaa9vCxDkr0Rh0QnaBcC1AWHib5Ys2suib2BNvs1sx7gSNFiaw"}
{"text": "大原部长说：“呀～津，我找到了！”两津说：“部长，你做得太过分了！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7309358"}
{"text": "小樱桃男孩", "question": "把曲子组合起来，弄出一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1880579"}
{"text": "被迫加入抬杠", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "这就是真正的逆袭啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5406019"}
{"text": "可恶！为什么偏偏在我驾照吊销的时候开战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgWpEiaf1iaG2IFJJIEibUDibXgIGYTiaVFBtZc4IMddiajdyxiaYholiccyRwyA"}
{"text": "滚开！让老娘收人头！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp1s96wk3aj30ci0elq65"}
{"text": "出人头地的郭敬明", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eff64p1uvdj20au08rwfl"}
{"text": "想一想你们哪里得罪了那个邻居。", "question": "邻居说，把各种水果混在一起，搅碎了再放入水和糖，放置至少半年，吃了可以预防各种疫病，这靠谱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们中国人竟然叫黑眼圈叫熊猫眼，好萌啊啊啊啊。没有熊猫的法国人从来都用「僵尸眼」......", "question": "外国人对中国有哪些会令中国人大吃一惊的刻板印象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么感觉家比平时小了点？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5825384"}
{"text": "去结账的男友开始刷起了盘子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIV5GibCSe4x2Zpo5lScBm567V9SdMvUXDKBBWs8lia585BWgEJOKOUGTAw"}
{"text": "哈利·波特和火影忍者以及最终幻想影响了我。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5164273"}
{"text": "正射投影图", "question": "喜欢的东西。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7005235"}
{"text": "一不留神就会被和尚扔来小刀。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4623042"}
{"text": "毕业后在检测单位上班，一回跟我同事在立交桥下做检测，两人站在几米高的脚手架上贴应变片。一对母子走过，妈妈跟小朋友说，“你要好好读书，不然就跟那两个叔叔一样。”我们两个研究生...就是好好读书才沦落至此。", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记得前世啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070969"}
{"text": "嘻嘻，小时候我就是这样用刀子雕刻青蛙和昆虫的。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6766290"}
{"text": "我的婆婆事多到，连我宝宝拉粑粑之后，我给他擦屁股的力度她都要管。", "question": "一个婆婆可以事多到什么地步？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黛玉葬花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXZ4MrNwhoKRjHYEgsCRQE5EXHJZXiaKibPjFWyy39H60uzmLezaQkR66g"}
{"text": "鳄了吗外卖骑手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWAfaI2RAiaxFu5vgITajMxDYV2BrWa8B9UOlU6kmbd8WmmbAyntLdHlw"}
{"text": "他因为表现突出，被赋予了杀手的角色。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3171169"}
{"text": "厉害了，我的哥。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6728011"}
{"text": "（跟驾驶员对视不行。）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352571"}
{"text": "肚子疼吗？看，吃吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6573859"}
{"text": "哎？大猩猩去哪儿了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1914674"}
{"text": "“你口错地方了！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "平阳县新闻头条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5Pu8jrqPx7XvRTwuKXRO8iamQhycnJgdIbwdqUSh3HVCCGbUV9Qpxh0g"}
{"text": "学法律的，最无奈的就是「人民总把法律当作男朋友。」搞传销，搞集资，搞庞氏。警察来执法，他们说：「要你管我？」被骗得血本无归。来上访，来静坐，又哭又闹：「你怎么不管我！」偶尔看到一个讲外国法律的答案，底下一群评论说人家外国法律就是合理，中国法律辣鸡。这叫：「你看看别人家男朋友！」不开心了，写个答案来普普法，说其实中国也有这样的制度只是你们自己不会用而已。然后他们：「你们男人说的都是骗人的！」好了，别谈法理了，来谈案例吧。这叫：「你给个解释？」然后警察法官律师们出来洗地，洗完地他们说：「你不要解释，我不听我不听！」我能怎么办？我也很绝望啊。", "question": "在你的专业领域，你觉得最悲哀最无奈的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为明天去游乐场玩！激流勇进预习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0jqj7wkw2j30ci0elwiv"}
{"text": "给大家介绍一下我省的一些学校和组织：黑大→黑龙江大学黑科技→黑龙江科技大学黑中医→黑龙江中医药大学黑工程→黑龙江工程学院黑社会→黑龙江大学社团联合会所以不要大惊小怪辣 。。。。—————————————————————再介绍哈字打头的，哈佛→哈尔滨佛学院哈工大 哈工程 哈理工是三个学校哦！报考的老弟老妹儿们", "question": "如何评价黑龙江大学官微自称黑大人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别傻了。", "question": "早上好，今天的目标是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5196091"}
{"text": "胖乎乎的脸", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6758856"}
{"text": "趁他不注意给他一个爱的抱抱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNHXJ0bAgNJ6ZtdrkWDZic2nRh0N1oOJ5RcpSU7SzrQTp0J3AkJRTFqww"}
{"text": "今天也要用肉眼保卫宇宙。", "question": null, "star": 61, "type": "I2T", "image": "5012505"}
{"text": "你穿的汉服，放古代出门路人也看你", "question": "为什么平常穿汉服就会让路人觉得很奇怪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再不好好回答问题我就再给你一拳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9uybr6jn7j20aw0dcjsv"}
{"text": "是你报警说看到两个奇吧？那两个家伙呢！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hioyzfgmkij30ci0elwfr"}
{"text": "等一下，我先上去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4750943"}
{"text": "加油！是成长的时间了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268410"}
{"text": "把擦完的纸认真地团起来", "question": null, "star": 120, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6ou9euii3j61401fn46502"}
{"text": "今天也要加油干！", "question": "能否请你尽量简洁地介绍一下你推荐的深夜动画？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2647997"}
{"text": "哎，就是个上班族呗。", "question": null, "star": 159, "type": "I2T", "image": "2499867"}
{"text": "我们天津没有加肠的！", "question": null, "star": 58, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "开会时间太长，同事们都进化了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "整点薯条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "被灌下新药后展开新篇章的名侦探柯南", "question": null, "star": 438, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glppt0firvj612j1dydvd02"}
{"text": "来，鱼汤管够", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZQzMdSyhu0rpj60jLbXmSBQ15uE86ibOia8IU5iaicWJPcGdtMN4vzT6BYA"}
{"text": "我只带了能拿得动的武器来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307513"}
{"text": "这块地挺不错的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6272229"}
{"text": "拳头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzz8eeig3xj30ci0eljt6"}
{"text": "让您久等了，iPhone的玻璃更换完成了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5160324"}
{"text": "那是炖鱼吗？/ 不，是昨天的生鱼片。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500705"}
{"text": "别怕！我马上把手机倒过来", "question": null, "star": 367, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5mneccnjnj61401hcwn502"}
{"text": "哎呀，狗狗好害怕呢。", "question": null, "star": 98, "type": "I2T", "image": "6904159"}
{"text": "我也想要根狗链", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "还不是因为骁龙新的 SOC 太热了，错过了冬天，怕不是没有人买。或者全部 7 天无理由退货了。说的就是你。膏通", "question": "为什么感觉 2022 年的新旗舰机发布比往年早了不少，是什么原因导致的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下！鲁邦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6594357"}
{"text": "即使交换了你的灵魂和我的灵魂也不会发生什么，那么交换一下又何妨呢？", "question": "请问你刚刚说了什么我不太明白的事情？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7154884"}
{"text": "我跟你讲哦！我刚才在洞穴里不知道撞到谁后亲了个嘴！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtsylpjokij30ci0elacv"}
{"text": "一分钟也很厉害啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY32hDH6DdrbrPvUT2NlLqJ1Qib5fvRbFQWP1CsuECVHxQtHGJsnKfgqQA"}
{"text": "未成年人禁止入内。", "question": "看起来像是现实世界中可以通往清版过关型游戏地下城的入口。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5357469"}
{"text": "护士小姐姐很漂亮哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go9bltb1rcj30ci0eln38"}
{"text": "听到“动物医院”这个词就装猫叫。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6627211"}
{"text": "被附身的人禁止入场。", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "5256431"}
{"text": "脖子的绒毛露出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7310454"}
{"text": "这也太臭了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349114"}
{"text": "从有名的漫画或动画标题中抽取一个字，然后用它来创作一个有趣的作品。", "question": "名侦探柯南改名为工藤新一是为什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7144747"}
{"text": "有一次在武汉坐地铁，人还是有点多的。到了一站后下了一批人，有几个空座，有个 4、5 岁左右的小男孩跑上来抢到了一个座。然后他妈妈上来时就没座了，他妈妈就跟他商量：「你让妈妈坐，妈妈抱着你好吗？」小男孩想了一下同意了。然后，他妈妈一落座，一阵大笑：「哈哈哈哈，我骗你的，你自己站着吧！」我当时就想，这肯定是亲生的。", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "果然是成美", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx9v6j7outj30ci0elabh"}
{"text": "Jack，现在你暖和了", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "猫咪堆叠起来了。", "question": null, "star": 771, "type": "I2T", "image": "7259787"}
{"text": "办公室恋情", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1925696"}
{"text": "你说的这种玩意叫「乙方」，你只要端个杯子开个会，说「我要一个 APP，大概和 xxx 有关，具体有哪些东西我也不知道，反正你们先做一版给我看看」然后「乙方」就会根据中文想法自动编程了，非常贴心。Debug 也简单，你只要端个杯子开个会，说「我觉得这儿要大气一点」「我觉得这儿应该这样」然后「乙方」就会根据中文想法自动修改了，非常好用。", "question": "为什么不能有把中文想法直接转换成电脑程序的编程呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人生如戏，随遇而安。", "question": "你说的是像人鱼一样充满魅力的事情吧？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309473"}
{"text": "想要抱抱？这有20元拿去买条狗吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1g68wpnYTPCJXdWiaWtBatUzmKTH9EKWWP9bo0Cv2G1E1piaaZLG3o63ow"}
{"text": "黄鹤良心发现，黄鹤好人，好人黄鹤，带着小姨子回来了，重新和老婆结婚，重振厂家，原来 20 块 15 块的皮包统统 统统只要 200 块！黄鹤辛辛苦苦给我们发了大半年的血汗钱，我们要给他干活！黄鹤是好人，黄鹤是好人！原价 20 块的钱包，现在只卖两百多三百多，统统一百多、两百多、三百多，拿工资抵钱包，我们开心死了！带回了小姨子，倒贴 3.5 个亿，好人老板戒嫖戒赌！浙江温州！浙江温州最大皮革厂——江南皮革厂开业啦了！", "question": "名著倒写会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要你老婆觉得有，那就有。这事你说了不算", "question": "照婚纱照有意义吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别的我不知道，反正身体素质不错。大概是 06 年那会，他带队来我们这里打鲁能杯。他跑阳台上抽烟，正好我在阳台上。我就说能不能签个名啥的，他说你帮我看个门，我想一会战术，等会给你签。于是我兢兢业业的把上阳台的门守住，堵住一堆要找他签名的人。等他抽完烟，把烟头一甩。迅雷不及掩耳的姿态，从我把守的那个门中窜了出去。我连衣角都没抓到……", "question": "假如刘国梁去参加业余比赛，可以都赢吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我校某层教学楼男厕所旁边的厕所依然是男厕所。简直太实用了，反正建了女厕所也没有人用。", "question": "你的学校有哪些令你赞不绝口的设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我原以为能看到更衣室，没想到是猫咪的眼睛。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360289"}
{"text": "你想要力量吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6623169"}
{"text": "对不住了，一路好走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hifpfx7amkj30ci0elq5u"}
{"text": "多少鸡我不知道，但我知道顺便把兔子放进去就会弄死不少人", "question": "多少只鸡能战胜一个人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为下一步不知道怎么办，所以先假装睡一下。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6869448"}
{"text": "是的。但從事自由職業則不是。", "question": "向往自由职业，本质是对现实生活中重重困难的逃避心理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "趁儿子睡觉时把他们写完的作业用橡皮全都擦掉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIE1GyI7rx54GOjePQDqfAvmtygvkfWxwyC8ux0b4vVkU9clkjMaaLBaA"}
{"text": "窗户边等着你带饭回来的室友们", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "听回来的故事———某个学术交流活动，台上学生有点得意地说自己发过八篇文章，被引用次数达到 28 次，这时台下悠悠地传来一声“一加七乘七除二”。。。", "question": "有哪些没专业知识就 get 不到的笑点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "陷阱", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235217"}
{"text": "要做肘部手术的少年收到了世界各地的应援", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtqlo5do3gj30ci0el42o"}
{"text": "在银行抢劫的时候，偷偷向可爱的婴儿挥手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEUXNspDpNMwP9XlwPmLnUibfxt85WibHc7fnrMG9eZMQvpVeS0F4bMCcA"}
{"text": "米奇你怎么修炼成人形了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20Pdoo7RWIR3hSXV788qK5UzQTla1hYFHnV2KJknVOwiaoBIW0tQYNR4A"}
{"text": "始终困扰。", "question": "请问在卡拉OK中如何得到高分？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3843293"}
{"text": "大声喊，大声哭，小声喊，小声哭", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3013704"}
{"text": "想赢椅子游戏的人们。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4554334"}
{"text": "两只猪在对视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuEZnSG9hZwWe3rX7s5Cl4XawbttntUFSaav6DrXibELliaewia5tzFtbEg"}
{"text": "我被拒绝加入社民党，为什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4018952"}
{"text": "为火箭发射点火的匠人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu92h2wdyij60ci0el43z02"}
{"text": "我被吉田沙保里摔倒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2057677"}
{"text": "职场体验学习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1vx7dmVl2bI0fQkzIgSLRQiaiczeVNmkpztGZ9IGIfkNOlrAf1X45miaQg"}
{"text": "佩洛西可不可以说嫁到台湾，这样去岛上谁也挑不出理来。", "question": "如何看待美国官员向 CNN 放风，宣称「佩洛西将访问台湾」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人，老婆子呢？「正背着我走呢」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h346fm4ft9j30ci0eldjp"}
{"text": "居然在休假的时候...还准时醒来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482733"}
{"text": "看到奶奶家里没肉没水果", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "门上有个眼睛，已经很恐怖了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5718315"}
{"text": "这根球棒是你掉的吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glvr4xbq6lj30ci0elwif"}
{"text": "「哇哈哈！刚摘的蔬菜才是最棒的！」「没错姐姐！」*之后两人因为吃到超赞的四季豆而兴奋到无法自已。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5880742"}
{"text": "保持社交距离的六种方法。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941238"}
{"text": "鬼在背后捣乱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4850799"}
{"text": "瞄准电视出现的那一刹那，准确地让人窒息。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4982223"}
{"text": "一天早上，我跟店里的老头子吵了一架，结果老头子跳进了海里。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6717057"}
{"text": "坐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1g8wgGZjEp0jnIcDteUMpoas37UPj8NZEjjgCOkcialfBt45u2sBDiaVyg"}
{"text": "同性关系也会被爆出来吧·", "question": null, "star": 346, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsj1tcgygsj610x16sgsv02"}
{"text": "举个例子。有一天，中国突然冒出一个“壁虎侠”，一到晚上就飞檐走壁打击罪恶。然后你问：为什么反派猜不到王思聪是壁虎侠？反派：？？？王思聪：？？？", "question": "为什么反派人猜不到布鲁斯是蝙蝠侠?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不仅认不出来，我爸爸还曾经说你眼皮子闪啊闪的好像孙悟空。", "question": "直男是否真的认不出女朋友换没换眼影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哪个二货拉老娘的内衣带子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDicZVqb5I7t6rmcDf15ntjJXrQQx7LNsyWBgeiaoAIs7tfSV9Sqicpt6LA"}
{"text": "天亮了    如果心脏病发 寒假作业应该就不用这么着急交了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcYG9sicMaNAR1puWOMKhxj350Oh2r9SzotzsAmdX72a4by96KneQTrSg"}
{"text": "儿子离家出走了。", "question": null, "star": 6775, "type": "I2T", "image": "1953591"}
{"text": "多么糟糕的一天啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4503223"}
{"text": "不许跳楼，否则我就开枪了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGhKnaHnf0ez1uISh4QYOaicpVKPXH9icekMcR4VEMic2INxnvV1aibfkSeQ"}
{"text": "阿哈哈哈哈·-强力胶果然名不虚传", "question": null, "star": 397, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmqj8yuejcj610g10gtdr02"}
{"text": "求楼主教我，怎么才可以拥有色情弹窗。", "question": "使用 OS X系统时，本地机器局域网为什么出现色情弹窗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿！有块木头漂过来了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "杜兰特再划水，篮网怕是进不了季后赛。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "小二，一斤牛肉三碗酒，快点我赶着去锤武松。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1FlmP3UMIawrmUDnKP41ax6DO8Xnt7wHVB2UTPpnFfdibL0rxz4u26cw"}
{"text": "死浪死浪的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "第一次玩吃鸡的免费玩家听到脚步声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHWmkuT3yoDXSIbk00dticqWZS8DGhLVicgSnNl3wbzicwyS2iaWhCWvPWFA"}
{"text": "鱼则不辩礼义而受之，万斤于我何加焉", "question": null, "star": 75, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "冷静，地球人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQcXxbPwT8iciao8bPA4DAEoaL7ybYLxGQYVafF9XhCYibTPSSqd4ZibfRLw"}
{"text": "光着身子走被骂了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998020"}
{"text": "我猜出来了“天你写的是", "question": null, "star": 342, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb2xswvx5hj614015wtgg02"}
{"text": "这只猫好厉害啊！它知道中岛美嘉的另一首歌！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6084474"}
{"text": "本次导航结束", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicgf1E8K8yBbm0Ty4q2pmVmEEGQTLyDkMibmq77C4jQjQboAnwrYNkEcA"}
{"text": "共同的朋友去上厕所了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6614633"}
{"text": "女朋友是素食主义者。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "水桶接力偶尔会拿错盆栽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3rbwu6hy9j30ci0eljtc"}
{"text": "哇塞，太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3546314"}
{"text": "好时尚的发型！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn8Gs44n6waFFCiazficLicrEYNWyBbmAdgTmcRibnmsOUcPxMVV57HOtgKsQ"}
{"text": "jojo，别以为我不哭就没事了，你是不是做得太过分了？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1538885"}
{"text": "早熟的我过一岁生日时的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXGqCkibpG0INo3IpAvxchOzh7mW18orud0NaicicOoicFnX5qwHTrqPW81g"}
{"text": "勇士啊，你终于来了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835339"}
{"text": "机会！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6966202"}
{"text": "这么跟你说吧，有一次我们一起踢足球……后来我就再也没碰过足球。", "question": "大家一直说的「蛋疼」究竟有多痛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钢裂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "好好好！我错了！我不再提换狗粮还不行么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ekedyki46zj20br09f0tt"}
{"text": "男女之间计算方法不一样嘛，女生：我们总收入20k，每月拿2k吃顿饭有什么？男生：每月攒10k首付，付4k房租，5k生活费，1k零花...", "question": "跟男朋友在略高档餐厅吃饭，男朋友总是会不高兴，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢平板的妈妈喜欢电脑的儿子喜欢手机的女儿的爸爸要啥就得给买啥", "question": null, "star": 628, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcrjum0duoj61401ez47j02"}
{"text": "感应水龙头前的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqwtFnsvnUhPgYHFzZj9PXME4NDa5Vh8begZGjmc64hfEruqL8HOHOWw"}
{"text": "谈古论今，谈股论金，谈股论茎。", "question": "30岁的男人聚在一起（无异性）一般会聊什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我的手，不是鸡腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuZ5dxiaibl5ia6LnfpLtVPFl5jH1yIqrF7u1LJ0VT5b1nuDcKhRNTwSp3w"}
{"text": "鉴定团出现了过亿的金额。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849353"}
{"text": "别闹了，我可不做火锅。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3055682"}
{"text": "长期未使用的唇膏已经变成了非常生气的乳霜。", "question": null, "star": 2680, "type": "I2T", "image": "1673467"}
{"text": "麻烦给我那个右上角的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2066501"}
{"text": "他把口哨吞下去了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151654"}
{"text": "起源可以追溯到16世纪的英国。", "question": "请编一个关于贵族鸟的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388259"}
{"text": "就没有不要求着装的岗位吗", "question": null, "star": 109, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8c4xg54wj611s1737g502"}
{"text": "大雄居然用这么大号的跳蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGc1rcWX8gzrve7qibofQicmvemOOmia0JfVLoFcDunt1Ox8XkibSgoK1FgA"}
{"text": "我觉得路途会很艰难。", "question": "请问怎样去漫湖呢？", "star": 2700, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464589"}
{"text": "我朋友，在走廊说了一句「妹的！」结果一扭发现英语老师在旁边盯着她，然后她脱口而出「in China.」", "question": "有哪些机智的圆场故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于AU连接不上，在信息战中失败了。", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "浴店被封", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHibhm2agJicDaMJFTmSVaThXu8RaxszGb6bKrI1Q7BiaJJHsplt3ibVfYicA"}
{"text": "在公司年会上，当着销售冠军的面奖励了销售亚军一张「免裁券」，作为特等奖表彰。销售冠军的表情从满脸疑惑、到气愤不已再到故作镇定只用了 3 秒，我看着，特别好玩。想着销售亚军一定会跑着笑着回到家，倒上一杯散装白酒，妻子抄上几道小菜，定会对我感激涕零、夸赞一番。而后，有意思的来了，自他得奖后，上班很散漫，工作都不干，下属一反叛，立马被滚蛋。我笑了笑，随即吩咐人事把他辞退，他笑了笑，拿出免裁券想免死无罪。我又笑了笑，指出免裁券上的”限非洲公司分部使用“随即打通了我酒肉朋友的电话，想着在那广袤草原、自由天地，他一定可以干出一番事业，让非洲人民和自己都不再失业。想到这里，我笑出了朱叫~哎~，有钱人的裁员往往就是这么简单，朴实无华且枯燥。", "question": "如何看待 360 公司 CEO 周鸿祎称今年年会特等奖为「免裁券」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天城镇依旧和平，和平，和平！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5856316"}
{"text": "工作", "question": "请用文字让我感到绝望。", "star": 154, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793212"}
{"text": "我找到了一个小秋天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4022398"}
{"text": "能杀菌的女医生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089086"}
{"text": "哎呀，红灯了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7263582"}
{"text": "我在等星星出现。", "question": "请问你失眠的原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6464550"}
{"text": "当你在下铺打着打火机之后", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "这是头等舱客人喝剩下的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaTzpPhPvR6yrksrOAk5oWZcLIJmBQpZteU3piaDcA7zQEyfYrzUlUjwg"}
{"text": "学生们在定期考试前。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4788366"}
{"text": "给了我这张脸。", "question": "你小时候父母为了让你能够努力学习，都用过什么丧尽天良的方法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么啊！别看啦！只是厕所来不及而已嘛！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5928713"}
{"text": "小黑的魔法经常被香子姐姐利用。", "question": "绘画梗概", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5302884"}
{"text": "我拿到啦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2221160"}
{"text": "每次买单时都这样！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf0e2vi2u3j30ci0elgn4"}
{"text": "帕斯和西塔的相遇方式改变了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7259110"}
{"text": "把手机调成黑白的，相信我，不仅戒抖音，还能戒手机", "question": "如何戒掉短视频的瘾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恐怖片：虽然小孩知道这栋房子里莫名其妙死了好几十人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKDJyqJ4npEvqkT9iajm3SK8SvPicspic69PJJwk0V0HzSzqEouGoiaiaj6aw"}
{"text": "可能是斗地主时先出王炸吧。", "question": "把一副好牌打得稀烂是一种什么样的情形？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抹布", "question": "吸水性能再高也没有太大的好处。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5320261"}
{"text": "资本合作", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7237161"}
{"text": "谁许愿要消防斧来着？", "question": null, "star": 137, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "手受伤了，让正在打游戏的男友帮我贴创可贴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzZ0HvYbsDGVSPtRazX56OJePoWgXnWDialJvqS2K1YRKOAarOM6QFMibg"}
{"text": "攻守之势异也。", "question": "姜文当年打算出演陈凯歌电影《霸王别姬》里的程蝶衣，如果真的让姜文出演，会是怎样的效果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大学部门一起去聚餐，期间蹲坑上厕所，然后就听见隔壁隔板怎么有女生咳嗽！！这是男厕所啊！我哼歌哼了一半也闭嘴了。然后部门一姑娘给我发消息「怎么办？？我好像进错厕所了...」我回她「我旁边不会是你吧？？哈哈哈哈哈哈」然后我就疯狂逗她，还大喊她名字，她怕尴尬不能发出声音，就使劲锤隔板让我闭嘴哈哈哈哈哈...结果出来后发现我走错了。", "question": "你和异性发生过的最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "山顶的俘虏", "question": "这部电影的名字是《142号室》和《1年B组的回忆》。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5814070"}
{"text": "扑通一声，很重地关上门。", "question": "请问2030年的流行语是什么？", "star": 27, "type": "T2T", "image": "4176243"}
{"text": "白马？定叫他有来无回！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "早同居，就能早一点看见另一半睡觉的样子。我男朋友睡觉的样子很丑，但是很可爱，还喜欢磨牙说梦话。我的爱好之一，就是发各种他睡觉时的丑图，让别人笑话他。以至于别人以为我男朋友整天除了睡觉啥也不干。其实他是个码农，很辛苦的，喜欢掉头发，黑眼圈，看起来比同龄人老一点。有次他表哥结婚，他回老家了。我一个人很孤单，就在朋友圈发了一个，“他走了。”结果一个素不相识的人在下面评论，“不要难过，卧病在床这么多年，他走了对你对他来说，都是一种解脱。逝者安息，生者如斯。” 评论区 @白芷：不是叫你爷爷太爷爷吗？作者回复：那是很多年前的事了，我变性后认识了现在的男朋友，现在我回家，一群人围着我叫姑姑，那感觉，就好像被一群杨过围着", "question": "情侣太早同居会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在微观粒子层面穿梭而过。", "question": "如果不行的话，请告诉我讨厌的门怎么开。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2273895"}
{"text": "鬼太郎在等待着。", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "就拿他当试验品吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qqib1nmEXx3BTwtj94G9ibdjZRzIehG0x9EtYmqbrJRfuU42mgRUibQTovmXD7uKKIy16UNftWPicNCQ"}
{"text": "亲戚 -1", "question": "碰到亲戚讨要东西怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欢迎来到冒险者公会！你是新成员吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5841449"}
{"text": "❤️", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "当你把气氛搞得尴尬，你的朋友向大伙解释：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDPVbomdo8icSSnBGmsPuMJEibBlXjicOIicdVCOQtIHNAh3UekAQE2ZTOTw"}
{"text": "班德克能在意料之中射出箭来！", "question": "如果海贼王的角色们参加掷镖旅行的话！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5381082"}
{"text": "请问您是佐藤先生吗？接待小姐：佐藤在这里。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680762"}
{"text": "丈夫和小妾", "question": "能告诉我一个看似存在但实际不存在的歌曲标题吗？", "star": 42, "type": "T2T", "image": "4428263"}
{"text": "剧情片：空中蛇灾、空中危机、空军一号、插翅难飞、萨利机长、虎胆龙威 2、最高危机、93 号航班、劫机惊魂、死亡航班、天劫余生、7500 航班、迫降航班、九霄惊魂、红眼航班、紧急降落、空中惊魂、坠毁点：柏林上空惊魂 90 分钟、紧急降落航班 174、空中营救、代号美洲豹、死神来了 1、凤凰劫、火海凌云、荒岛余生、紧急迫降、巡弋悍将、空中使命、突击。纪录片：空中浩劫、重返危机现场空难篇系列、空难日现场纪实、十万火急系列之恐怖劫机篇、浩劫求生之劫机事件篇、空难调查档案、空难事件簿、日航淀号航班劫机事件、超越已故父亲的年龄——日航 123 坠落事故 30 年。", "question": "适合在飞机上看的电影推荐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "疑车有剧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQCgEmMzMGOqMCJImmeT2ohKel2dRYAsApLlRJYB8ic0OQ0HJ0F8QXwKg"}
{"text": "嗨，吉田先生去世了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5701470"}
{"text": "体育课后的语文课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ro1td8acj30ci0elgod"}
{"text": "让斗牛记住老公的脸", "question": null, "star": 195, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv98vj9blaj61141dhn4z02"}
{"text": "光着身子就是个男人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6256238"}
{"text": "别想了，今天还是防沉迷时间。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "距离露天温泉一公里外的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaicLJLFKj4ebQEaAYQ4sALXEkQnLmNSFcdHh1ib5acOGVJGzT8LXw074PQ"}
{"text": "顶部舱口打开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386824"}
{"text": "把所有之前的对手都送上天...你就是摔跤界最后一个对手了...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3962332"}
{"text": "拖动图表时电脑又卡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpFDIv2qqOZ7Z57RmQibYouxXkkSFjGeKSNDHbfUHfd2mDcalibbNBG8iaw"}
{"text": "关键时刻忘记了台词。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7126893"}
{"text": "呜呼依德，不幸夭亡！修短故天，人岂不伤？我心实痛，跪汝棺旁；君其有灵，享我蒸尝！吊君幼年，德州汝源；童蒙之季，健康有年。（出生于德州休斯顿）吊君弱冠，万里鹏抟；艺多而精，身强体健。（小时候精通多项运动）吊君壮力，耶茨评优；职篮当道，杰克逊友。（在耶茨中学读书，是球星杰克逊的朋友）吊君风度，饭馆安保；店之护卫，不愧当朝。（后来做了饭店安保）吊君气概，锁颈不败；始不垂首，臂展终开。（遇难描写）吊君明州，病毒蚩蚩；挥洒自如，决然离职。（因为新冠而离职）吊君弘才，体谅政府；虽染新冠，不增医负。（染了新冠，但是没去医院）想君当年，雄姿英发；哭君早逝，俯地流血。忠义之心，英灵之气；命终四纪，名垂百世，哀君气短，愁肠千结；惟我肝胆，悲无断绝。昊天昏暗，民众怆然；吾为哀泣；友为泪涟。弗雷不才，待罪明州；主政一方，辅老安幼；民主党援，黑白相俦，若存若亡，何虑何忧？呜呼依德！生死永别！朴守其贞，冥冥灭灭，魂如有灵，以鉴我心：从此天下，更多选民！呜呼痛哉！伏惟尚飨。", "question": "如何看待明尼阿波利斯市市长跪在弗洛伊德灵柩前大哭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是《龙珠》，有什么困难都能解决！", "question": "她忍不住放了个屁，现在尴尬地沉默着，给她一句贴心的话吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365498"}
{"text": "那可是我亲爱的顾客呀~", "question": "如何克服怕鬼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "传说中的四大天王", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6875264"}
{"text": "呜呼，我的计时器响了，是红灯！“别说了！”", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "6196525"}
{"text": "随后，受到了动物保护团体和蔬果男子保护团体的批评。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4085066"}
{"text": "吉米变成了千代、八千代的碎石，直到被风吹走。", "question": "将歌词中的君改为吉米。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6371226"}
{"text": "输了八万，剩下三千块钱又输了两千。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7226257"}
{"text": "明知她不喜欢你，你干嘛还要送她礼物？既然你送她礼物，你想还是不想她收呢？", "question": "拒绝过我的女生还收礼物意味着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁干的？涂了胶水在这里的人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7297623"}
{"text": "住宿吗大兄弟？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20yb1OFolZ1GcBPAic2oktXfvXyUNvPRt6y4AibI29VZhXALxcn3zynTOw"}
{"text": "我就装傻充愣了，你就原谅我吧。", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "太好了，不管演成什么样子，我都评满分。我希望有些亲戚、朋友能看到这个小品。我希望有些亲戚、朋友能看到这个小品。我希望有些亲戚、朋友能看到这个小品。", "question": "如何评价沈腾、马丽、常远在 2022 年春晚表演的小品《还不还》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从十五岁开始我就没看过自己的肚子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6470782"}
{"text": "即使减少到46人，我们意识到偶像活动还是可以进行的。", "question": "在AKB系列中隐藏着一个可怕的真相，那就是坂道系列比它少了两倍。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6590581"}
{"text": "石头卡住了，非常疼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6857897"}
{"text": "要大牌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9I4UZwJ7hibGTLKiaiadXGfnItjHo1pMroXsjNXSDJcWyydjs4mIOzOFmg"}
{"text": "下载用了四小时。", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "看谁都觉得别人在装逼。", "question": "你觉得什么样的人是 loser？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看啊...看到了殿堂级别的...星星不就很多了吗...", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "客人大概很专注吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6162022"}
{"text": "ASMR免疫 暴力触发 助眠", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "那个是月亮吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzczcqd1ikj30ci0elgq7"}
{"text": "军训时总有几个人分不清左右", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1921EYvp8FZdC4gRn3m0RiaXeJs2SqHx8puuS5YEb2aqRGPhWLcanz5A"}
{"text": "上游企业面试现场", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnchl2dvd8j20hj0evdpe"}
{"text": "洗车店请的雇佣兵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBYWnTfYMpHLVnjmbZ7rr2AWtIU2tescibF0g2zwP4roFiaDmmdIqpPGuQ"}
{"text": "塞尔达的传说", "question": "把手机铃声和游戏名字改得很难听，然后看看有什么感觉。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7300468"}
{"text": "“喂，柯南！给我适可而止！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPNJbnYoTIKZVBT1vaGHuFGuctvQ1scsnkibpMFne3jH49ChYJLmOAIkQ"}
{"text": "我非常喜欢喜剧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3785540"}
{"text": "打开许久未用的微博，提醒有 21 条私信，激动到手抖，结果全是新浪新闻。。。", "question": "你最孤独的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在卡拉OK里狂欢的团体被罚没收了沙发和桌子，但他们仍然没有停止他们的势头。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "987400"}
{"text": "当我防止鼻涕流下来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "绑匪发来了儿子的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g42ti5k9stj20m50o9jtw"}
{"text": "那边那个顾客要盯牢了，一会儿看他怎么付钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPHzwfib3MYyfTabqvJYomk1N6jrz5kcgDrJcv3AGDTvUH9H4ALe5oxyw"}
{"text": "毕加索的作品", "question": "好听点说是美女，难听点说是丑女。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2802583"}
{"text": "这是食品样品吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6340412"}
{"text": "他不看这边，我纠结要不要换。", "question": null, "star": 57, "type": "I2T", "image": "3710112"}
{"text": "作业都带上了吗？", "question": null, "star": 760, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "连续登录奖励都在这里了。", "question": null, "star": 527, "type": "I2T", "image": "1651599"}
{"text": "吴克群", "question": null, "star": 958, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "你不是说了吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036401"}
{"text": "磕头", "question": "在足球世界杯上不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6897064"}
{"text": "傻瓜和丑女绝对考不上东大！", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "船被冲得只剩底板了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "中年男性睡觉前老婆突然。。。。", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "她的时尚感很独特。", "question": "妈妈买的衣服，怎样才能穿出时尚感呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973378"}
{"text": "芭蕾舞者与功夫经历者的感动重逢", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506230"}
{"text": "请注意，这应该已经送达了啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4810629"}
{"text": "以后不要在铁路旁气讨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8tuF70r7KwVV3sR1ErS2Hw3ntVJ3tsFAtibfSuZDNXcLAcq5by8wuFaQ"}
{"text": "哎呀！接下来是收费的哦，老公！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5534554"}
{"text": "猫抓了后别用手摸。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7044549"}
{"text": "听到女朋友跟老王夸自己傻得可爱，顿时气就消了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ss6ogURiam7fRtqbqdDxe6lFeMnUzva8OLg8oGCWYibnjqY66v9SGiaxCqA"}
{"text": "作为孩子的体验就是： 有好几个家，却哪都不是家。", "question": "离婚是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鱼骨头已经剔出来了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7047343"}
{"text": "000男友发了新的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNTSHRpbLD8pyxakLoYIy9suQxhfTvwA2ITkwfRme3puAmHOw1YjGTdg"}
{"text": "这个人被击倒了。", "question": "男人的悲剧是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572120"}
{"text": "除了张伟，其他人坐下吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010Cj31GFRpXpzH8bgj7DeFxTHickWGP6CFZe3tLGtY0ErLv8ZViaKFXrPiaA"}
{"text": "一袋一路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6xuIK8RQKHG442JmtJHeSPWxanbMpEuE9FOMr6icmOSPbJHiaSHYkYyp9WIeRibf0jsUFD8ibjqTmUw"}
{"text": "真不该吃大蒜的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fm60l17g7xj209r09w0ui"}
{"text": "收集49个龙珠", "question": "把它乘以七，感觉很麻烦。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5523075"}
{"text": "不知道谁往足球里打了氢气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibzxicHIds3UDBnibwYo0lUbOpHVQECtvPbibRq5BaUyJ6fsfOHedxCTNTQ"}
{"text": "被学习压得抬不起头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKzlmlY1brX9Fiau5I5EdnXqGzXNbth9pe1VhicaHqjtiab2fXKXwicvicx1NBSUibjMx0z1reyia118GZw"}
{"text": "人声鼎沸", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5712637"}
{"text": "这个问题我会答。我小时候养了一对兔子，散养在院子里了。一年之后，我收获了一百来只兔子……这都不是重点，重点是我养的是白兔子，白兔子眼睛是红色的，红色的眼睛晚上会反光。想一想，你大半夜上厕所的时候，一开门，一院子二百来只会发光的钛合金兔眼齐刷刷地望着你的感受……反正我是给吓过去了，从此晚上睡觉前再也不偷喝可乐了！", "question": "兔子散养会造成什么后果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "学弟，咱们还是把裤子换回来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibndNZY4lyRzB98oY7GI54YXHK5ibQCaicwAzZiajiaKLKe2oJasTE4XqbZw"}
{"text": "这时候了你还在那画画！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5xzymwq4aj30ci0el0x9"}
{"text": "求你了，别再打了，我再也不敢了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "611549"}
{"text": "你们是如何侦查侦察气球的？", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "全答对了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhb3lhxrc9j30ci0el0wj"}
{"text": "你小子在干什么！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5330766"}
{"text": "找个位子坐会儿，看看忙碌的车站工作人员和提着大包小包来去匆匆的乘客……知道你为什么比他们闲吗？", "question": "离家出走的高中生，要怎么活下去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一堆烧焦的毛巾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZQXI34JrsPrv384AIG0DvAPzUibj6SCwnAYgtt31meGhicxJZYhhDO7sQ"}
{"text": "不喜欢。。。。", "question": "小熊猫喜欢用头砸开食物么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为没有残局了，所以可以用奇迹让它复活吗？", "question": null, "star": 403, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384088"}
{"text": "老师：你们空调好冷啊学生：我们刚上完体育课！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtCicx3J2B7FSy9yQLPHglCuTPs9iaia948kfTav9TeRwjXdecDfKvbCRug"}
{"text": "在恐怖场景中，邻座妻子发出尖叫的脸更可怕。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 309, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "真是骚死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxZg0rpwlK9dkhfZA8YU4J0guPEHgCx2o5icD2jB34S3CIkGBeyHhRa0A"}
{"text": "爷爷和爸爸因为是用毫米水银柱还是帕斯卡争论起来。", "question": "台风一家二罕见的两姐妹。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3825241"}
{"text": "留下雅木茶买单？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcfteol1frj30ci0elq6n"}
{"text": "威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉威拉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0v9gg5yflj30ci0eltd6"}
{"text": "我以为我保存好了，但下次打开游戏时却回到了起点。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "我买了本叫做「不说话的秘诀」的书...啊对了，昨天我也买了这本。肚子好饿，那我去买本书吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1392229"}
{"text": "这是一个早打问题。尾崎大将是什么级别的选手呢？等一下！等一下！这个问题的难度和风险不匹配！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6787395"}
{"text": "捉迷藏和我知道的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5528196"}
{"text": "自称律师的男子三杯下肚后吐槽起了工厂有多黑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ucf47tz1j30ci0eln1u"}
{"text": "史塔克先生，我感觉我有点难受。", "question": null, "star": 325, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "被卷入复印机的竹由君总算回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4cejZKQaRXAPU2pNTA2CC3caF62Iza5doAvo3GVlJ44nibicfaKa0UHXg"}
{"text": "大概还有5个人要来吧，还要听什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283713"}
{"text": "药理学，挂科「四大名捕」之一。老教授：接下来我们说一说 pu luo bu kao。我们瞬间清醒，齐刷刷问：老师，什么不考？普罗布考，治疗高胆固醇血症，从来没用过但记了十几年的药。", "question": "作为一个医学生你经历过最囧的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "潜水教练好厉害，连续气半个多钟头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerhCavM03ibMRwOUSHbzuKamibQibicwLHzvxmIMzOicLibOPexYnzweMjEmOw"}
{"text": "只要把这个套灭霸手上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKpcn7vGOYMbicp8chkHZMU6kK5dwLdJuGajAASXOasyDj3fias9oL2g5w"}
{"text": "快递是物流，不是人流。", "question": "快递为什么不能寄人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实按照标准流程来走就不会遗憾了。可以先安排退居二线，和新来的同志交接工作，发挥余热，站好最后一班岗，传帮带，扶上马再送一程。大概这样过个两三年，工作都交接完成了再安排离任，就没啥遗憾了。", "question": "对于前任你遗憾吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洞穴里还有洞穴吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1668968"}
{"text": "想多了各位。。我就是那么比喻了一下。。。", "question": "为什么《董小姐》里一句「爱上一匹野马，可我的家里没有草原」会引起如此强烈共鸣？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是真心的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HurZT68InS7rc8srrYNZ0kFGBRcPeS3JjBxPvHplvKtpJ5dfsjRs5ibJIX1ibFGqnibjYOQTRxU8cNQ"}
{"text": "男主角总是以为自己能掌控住局面。回头是岸~", "question": "已婚男人怎么向倾心的妹子表白爱慕之情且不越轨？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回头路", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "283419"}
{"text": "游戏王的开场曲。", "question": "遥不可及的东西", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388945"}
{"text": "养的宠物越来越像主人了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6452635"}
{"text": "要相信，当众表白成功的都是情侣已经串通好虐单身的。", "question": "对《西安小伙花 2000 元买荔枝摆心形，当街向女孩求婚被嫌弃，称其幼稚》一则新闻怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "A组注意左边，B组注意右边，水面也要安排侦查，务必找到那两只黄狗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibGXWvxPYq8BIq4CmricU1lSoJaeZAtQDzRWAs3icrJbiaoOYCzHMaDC2jQ"}
{"text": "听到牧羊人问“哪个比较肥”其他羊都往后退了一步。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzGXt3pdt1TuBqIeicNnia1KzTKxEI5XjYUFakZfnWTSarr2z2lq0vSG0Q"}
{"text": "你说要武斗还是纹斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNkhCoZn3DQvdpCPaKJaV38AYicTzic4c0ds0qoPsRew80vydD2jBHfCVg"}
{"text": "只有一个鼻孔通气", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "刚刚是谁在下水道里面捅的我？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKlbwqMQXpK9MichBmr9XznZ60OqF0ibVEfuad9C3RSbkxTsxvlzHa8YEw"}
{"text": "我经常把毫米和厘米，米和千米弄混。", "question": "脑袋不好的狙击手常犯的错误是瞄准镜和目标之间的距离对不准。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6691586"}
{"text": "通报男来消除冷场了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5938293"}
{"text": "今天的早餐是昨天剩下的。", "question": "请说些无关紧要的话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6797121"}
{"text": "「蹦极啦~！『这位客人！绳子！绳子！！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h62jb6ki9lj30ci0eltcc"}
{"text": "Happybirthdaytoyou", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8cVhrfibaFUsb27ypdYeribcWcTfuibo7Lz3ibgn4kx9icY0JBWh3a2ic8U6w"}
{"text": "我的天啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7263582"}
{"text": "身体还在隔离，灵魂早已出窍飘向户外", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrgQlambrsYvgfia4SSu6wx5v3Wvzkt0AMZIcep39HNNVicae407ECyl7Q"}
{"text": "我姥姥小时候真当过几天大小姐……姥姥的爸爸在安庆开纱厂， 姥姥那会儿上了小学，按高票答案的说法，已经比现在的博士强了。然而姥姥后来做了「撑着油纸伞的优雅姑娘」没有? 估计没有，因为纱厂被日本人的空袭炸平了。", "question": "你愿意回到民国，走在石板路上，做一个撑着油纸伞的优雅姑娘吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看古偶剧男主的我be like:", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "大部分人：吃过宫保鸡丁。计算机系本科生：能看懂宫保鸡丁的菜谱。简历内容：如图所示，这是我做的宫保鸡丁。（人民群众：做的没大厨好吃，盐太多肉太少还没放辣椒，而且菜谱到处都有）", "question": "清华大学计算机专业本科这位在「自己写的 CPU 上运行自己写的操作系统」的同学是什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "骰子的点数决定人生的寿命。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7188485"}
{"text": "听说十二生肖有了空缺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejwpxwe1gwj20aj091mxq"}
{"text": "她：在吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKhT6jNGribMLnyVEcKsSDP1DY6PZojsnQp7zFM00HMqa2ef6p6dibO3cg"}
{"text": "呐？电视安在这个位置真的没错吗？", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggqhhyg8itj210m0zcn3a"}
{"text": "就我所知，在这疫情之前，很多留学生的生活也和隔离差不太多。。所以不用担心他们不知道做什么", "question": "没有回国的留学生们都在干些什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乒乓球的得分计算方式很特别。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6489265"}
{"text": "夜里的重要比赛需要毅力。", "question": "不能因为个人差异而有所不同。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3327027"}
{"text": "还以为是一个叫利路的人把房子修塌了呢。失望。", "question": "如何看待《创造营 2021》选手利路修塌房事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么时候带我去割包皮呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3mqNhp2scoSj6ITDC8Rmj6FpksRXE8UlH6AqakYlJN2h93EW4JTt2Xg"}
{"text": "寅次郎回来了，他还真是经常回家啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125842"}
{"text": "在被发现第三次出轨的早晨。", "question": "告诉我像沉默的星期天那样的低迷行情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5685588"}
{"text": "李白不会拿到诺贝尔文学奖，村上春树会拿到李白奖。评论区 @鸡排：村上春树：如果能重来，我要选李白。", "question": "李白如果在世能否拿到诺贝尔文学奖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是昨天帮我的红白相间的帽子。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "342968"}
{"text": "去柜台买了包零食，回头发现自己桌上没吃完的被服务员收走了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "真事儿。我的师弟小江，英语专业，立志要在大学毕业前通过托福考试拿到国外名校的 offer，所以刻苦努力，自控力超强。他从大一开始坚持每天早上六点起床，先去操场跑步，再去湖边背英语，最后吃早饭上自习，日复一日，雷打不动。直到他大三那年，有一天在湖边背英语的时候，遇到了在练贯口的我……现在，他是一名职业相声演员。", "question": "每个宿舍最早起来的人后来怎么样了呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金时卵在排水口中被冲走，开始了它的环游太平洋和大西洋之旅。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3329524"}
{"text": "后面的jio真的不是蛋蛋", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "人生三大错觉：1，手机响了。2，她喜欢我。3，我能反杀。详看第二条", "question": "一个原来追过没有追上的 MM 突然发自己的照片给我，问我好不好看，有什么意思么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你想了解我更多的事吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6078335"}
{"text": "香蕉皮味道还不错", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuPJ8q4mmibtXoiasibyTEyJyOIicP2C7LQTwJm8v24bCNsicOWNcMBEZLsqQ"}
{"text": "在第一个停车场旁边。", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "不是说了不要把玩具放进洗衣机里吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPBicvOANYxdCkiciamsM415ib07U8F2q7JHlFSQrpSYM1Wmp12K2zfI6Bvw"}
{"text": "接下来是校长先生的讲话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7333996"}
{"text": "妈，你把我衣服洗了？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "剪发失败就假装没剪过的胆小理发师。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387736"}
{"text": "没有元音，大家就只能 B-Box 了。", "question": "什么是元音，什么是辅音？不要元音行吗？不要辅音行吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结界，zei 套煎饼果子 4 我哒，尼勒别乱动，行嘛？", "question": "如何以“姐姐，别乱动”写一篇病娇文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星光熠熠！治愈之光CUA SERENITE！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4777861"}
{"text": "是谁在耳边，说，", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "好的，我准备开悟的时候，发现已经被对方抢先坐到了坐垫上。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1561284"}
{"text": "镰鼬", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "就是你涂的强力胶？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "一起走吧，老头子，别啰嗦了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6432104"}
{"text": "移动电源行业。", "question": "4G LTE 的大规模应用会给哪些行业带来发展机会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真爱", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g28s76ju5ij20yi1b1n4t"}
{"text": "让我们一起合作消毒！", "question": "握手言欢", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7156387"}
{"text": "他没回微信。他前天说要和朋友吃饭，是不是吃饭喝多了酒开车出事故了？他出事故了我怎么办，瘸了瞎了瘫痪了他肯定说不愿意拖累我要和我分手，我家里人肯定也不同意我们在一起了，就算我们不顾反对在一起他肯定也会脾气变得暴躁古怪，整天酗酒，最后还是会分手…是不是要给他朋友打个电话问问，等等，我不知道他和哪个朋友，难道是和新认识的女生不方便接电话？他是不是给别人说他单身？我要去翻翻他微博看有没有新关注女的…吃完饭又去看了个电影吧，或者两个人单独喝酒去了，喝完酒那女生会不会装醉要他送回家，他也喝了酒肯定定力不好了，会不会把她当成我了，或者他早就不喜欢我了就等我说分手…如果只是一晚上，那女的会不会骗他说是第一次要他负责，或者以后怀孕了要结婚怎么办，我是祝福他们还是去踹那女的肚子，踹了肚子应该会判刑吧，对不起爸爸妈妈女儿不孝…(T ^ T)", "question": "拥有过度的想象力是怎样一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抠鼻子的时候，感觉会出来好吃的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2551125"}
{"text": "你是我的小呀～小苹果", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw7wexn5vej20yi0xtkhi"}
{"text": "你都不许我自私了你说你是有多自私啊。", "question": "丁克是一种自私吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是来加入你们的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "离远一点，会溅到你们的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcuicONSLX3amHwqEjI2xRtr90yp6FpbDiamAZ5v6n77mQWs0XcAMujo5w"}
{"text": "生命线没有。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2829661"}
{"text": "我小时候和亲狼分开，最后来到了小猪镇。唯一照顾我的是三只小猪。", "question": "三只小猪的可怕秘密过去是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1792245"}
{"text": "大多数鱼是体外受精啊。", "question": "如果有美人鱼，它们如何交配？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚放上铁板的章鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamZtbqJdreoGqXC5t4KrS1v5Z4lWFZZicg0HYWK6Z8eQd9ibicpqA35W7Cw"}
{"text": "我们学校有个老院士，身体比较好，但是也八十多岁了，老人家每天上下班都骑自行车，还没车闸，还起得飞快，学校书记天天劝啊，别骑自行车了，出了点啥事我们付不起这个责任，老人家也不听，终于有一天骑车撞了人，书记就下了狠心，跟学生把他自行车给偷了。", "question": "你遇见老师做过最奇葩的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "已选中4☆以上角色是否确认合成？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsbr1zlhtdj30ci0eldpi"}
{"text": "以为自己做的是科研的人。", "question": "什么人不适合做科研?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "导弹发射。", "question": "在平壤奥运会上，有哪些新的比赛项目将被注册？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4783040"}
{"text": "第一次去的居酒屋全是常客，气氛尴尬。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4967156"}
{"text": "再……再不完结的话，后面的骨灰就要堆不下了啦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I50xe6icyCE9ticULD2D43LtyIvPRLeDBRWuwIZPddFjvbQ4qKText4dyA"}
{"text": "动物学课要分组解剖鱼，班里一天然呆女生拿起鱼，问老师怎么杀鱼，老师头也不抬说淹死。然后女同学就两手用力捏紧鱼尾巴，把鱼头浸进水里，还不时地拿出来查看是不是淹死了……淹了半节课，可怕的是我和同组的另两个同学还上手帮忙淹了，直到老师用难以置信的眼神看着我们时，我们才感到不对劲。", "question": "你在做生物实验的时候经历过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "身体跟不上脑子", "question": null, "star": 558, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq9sa90j82j612b147gra02"}
{"text": "不想起床时老妈把灯打开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxfkke7y2uj30ci0el0u8"}
{"text": "他背上长了一撮长毛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6346140"}
{"text": "不知为何，我在耳边对妻子说“去医院吧”。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3141776"}
{"text": "在下一个路口向右转！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2841128"}
{"text": "给我打点麻药啊", "question": null, "star": 436, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkmeblfpxcj60zk0zkjwi02"}
{"text": "特洛伊木狗已经送进去，就等接应来开门了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "最强的女人", "question": "那个人一眼就能看出来。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6901381"}
{"text": "学生D进入了更深的睡眠！", "question": "老师把拉里霍尔马唤醒了！让学生A睡着了！让学生B睡着了！让学生C睡着了。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2984954"}
{"text": "排在自己前面上厕所的竟然是前女友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mgy11F89Wp5E32MLs8QUPUrzsIibpqib8n0wf6YicYZ3g8IcrQH5bsTEkew"}
{"text": "鼻子好痒抓不到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euxktsddusj209p08bq4c"}
{"text": "视力检查结果：从右到左依次是0.2，8.5，0.4", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1er563xfwuej20ae08n0uq"}
{"text": "深入探索了一下，是大海的味道", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "我发现我写的恋爱信被撕成了纸片放在那里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763940"}
{"text": "等一下，刚换上新的隔扇。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5543510"}
{"text": "差唔多七点了喂，放工了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "王子：什么寻找水晶鞋的主人，我们完全不知道这回事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVa88yrZfV5CdMCSb1gyZyNU4OmDsVd9lIIu5q5zELJV7SVfacH1OJkg"}
{"text": "对不起，你没有错。错误的是这个世界。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3807382"}
{"text": "老师：那么这个问题我们挑谁来回答呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibse8gNNgusCTvg3nXF3tvff6iaG7PEavRfAOLbibboW77VuFVmQiagFnHg"}
{"text": "在哆啦A梦的最终集中，他们两人打算决斗，但是因为深夜游荡和决斗罪被逮捕了【坏结局】。", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "下面有一个这～么大的扇贝", "question": null, "star": 646, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha6ve66jrgj61401hc12402"}
{"text": "主人会把他的玩偶们做绝育", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "喂！柯南！差不多得了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0isp8zz5dj20md0rwjtk"}
{"text": "高压电。", "question": "年纪轻轻千万不能碰哪些东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "YOU WIN！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h62xk6b9qzj30ci0elwhk"}
{"text": "五子棋round 1", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7R3kzRhSLV8nuvYCTCJnniccp8WMycchkfkqG12qiaWPRYIpicusOnXx1w"}
{"text": "大哥哥，你去哪里？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2105697"}
{"text": "我儿子刚两岁的时候，有一天在沙发上陪他玩。他嘴里冒出一句「落霞与孤鹜齐飞，秋水共长天一色」。我的天，我惊讶惨了。赶紧问我老婆有没有教，回答没有，我给我老婆说咱们儿子可能是诗人转世，又惊喜又担心的。直到某一天，无聊看看电视，才发现重庆某个电视台宣传片后都要念几句古诗。", "question": "人有没有前世？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在，全世界都在顺应这种巨大的潮流，往扭曲的方向前进，不愿意说出讨厌的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6947641"}
{"text": "头皮视角的白发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EZ16O0TqnDV2ozQFGSl6x8g762gNIEdsZkE9judAIpvhnnUgMBLux5aRuYhtq3KibmOicPiaXG0a60A"}
{"text": "阳光宅男也不算，不是那种阴郁宅男。", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "从今天开始我会假装欺负你这样你就不必担心被别人欺负了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwqglhjgryj30ci0eladi"}
{"text": "小时候养了一只小乌龟，有一天我发现它突然不会动了，于是我怀着万分痛苦的心情把它埋了！还插了一柱香…囧后来我上课学到了冬眠这个词…", "question": "你做过什么残忍的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "推荐使用SmartNews。", "question": "如何聪明地拒绝安利。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6832686"}
{"text": "兴奋得扑通扑通的。", "question": "生活的琐事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5315258"}
{"text": "每失一次机会，就离成功近一步。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5889039"}
{"text": "刚才吞的人怎么也咽不下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbklfalt23j30ci0eltcl"}
{"text": "第六十四页", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7045645"}
{"text": "你知道这个世界是如何运作的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585169"}
{"text": "接吻是有头脑的派。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535614"}
{"text": "等一下！你们没觉得担架变轻了嘛？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibazgmiaOqXbFZDoAYtuB0qRH0wkWljArqhaTibmicVCBAeBZHazwlZBeFQ"}
{"text": "很生气。", "question": "这是一家看似不存在的居酒屋连锁店的名字吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2846114"}
{"text": "我和那个女人你到底选谁？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gcr8301qprj211j11jn39"}
{"text": "显然属于第二种形态的类型。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7334903"}
{"text": "买不起按摩椅只好把所有手机调成振动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQ79ia0wfcFUCEiaWBKGqUw5ic1wiaK54rvovZWeWYvz7Nel2ODCRTfUME2w"}
{"text": "你全身的曲线都长脸上了么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ea6xq49c7oj20bm09ndge"}
{"text": "今天是最后一头猩猩负责吗？明天你要去大象村吧？那就去做啊。保重身体。可惜今天我不能回头。", "question": null, "star": 2858, "type": "I2T", "image": "2386573"}
{"text": "吊诡的是，男人的魅力恰恰是和女人无关时：他完全沉浸在他自己领域里，并游刃有余时，反而让旁边的女人觉得魅力无穷。", "question": "男人的魅力到底是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要求空姐给我背一下社会主义核心价值观。长途飞机，大座上赶方案——某单位的影壁上需要写这个。我记不全。我想空姐她们国企应该要求背的。就等空姐路过的时候请教她。空姐愣了一下，然后很流利的背出来了……", "question": "你对空姐提出过最奇怪的要求是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像在撅嘴。", "question": "黑洞的另一边", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2241189"}
{"text": "没用的工作可以介绍给需要的人。", "question": "每天工作 7.5 小时双休，月薪 6k 工作轻松，但是没什么晋升空间，要不要辞职呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说数学很差的一伙人.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnyvwin9i1j30ci0el428"}
{"text": "我以为邻居在社交媒体上晒自己的事，就按了110。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510302"}
{"text": "淡水鱼吃腻了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmiakN39kZVlRek4wm4bsLXP0jd8UicEHjU721fniao0Wk9Zv8OGWNbSibd2w"}
{"text": "无论试多少次，都只能看到注定要输的命运。", "question": "一个能看懂一万一手棋的围棋高手的弱点。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4821759"}
{"text": "今天是不可燃垃圾回收日。", "question": null, "star": 87, "type": "I2T", "image": "5867754"}
{"text": "“老师，你忘了布置作业！”——来自诺基亚 560 客户端，北京市植物人医疗保障中心二楼重症监护室舌头打字不易，请您多一点关爱。", "question": "哪个瞬间你觉得自己很蠢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别回去了嘛～不如～今天就住在我这里～反正只要告诉她你去加班了不就好啦～”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpeUfIzyWLJ5jWU9lRpAsrvPicaia6LsOOfzH6nFbH5Ehx08YPpIvHiaSww"}
{"text": "吃不到树叶啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "手机被夺去，出轨快暴露时全力阻止老婆解锁FaceID", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hail5ag48oj30ci0elwfz"}
{"text": "车子被扣押了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906129"}
{"text": "听说敌人只有一个人，但是听错了，实际上是有一万人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "668289"}
{"text": "大概就是，哪怕你被詹姆斯字母哥撞骨折，也得被队友扶着放在场上吧。NBA 三分线是 7.24 米，你周围 1.5 米内无人能得分，咱们粗算，三分线内面积 82 平方米，你周围面积 7 平方米内对方无法得分，那就是三分线内接近 10％的地方对方无法得分啊。而且你是可以移动的，你跑不动了队友可以把你丢出去踹出去推出去，只要你和持球人距离小于 1.5 米，那持球人就是个废物。于是詹姆斯，锡安，恩比德，约基奇，和你组成的球队称霸 NBA。防守时你会被队友举过头顶丢到持球人身边，人家进攻传球，你家防守传人。进攻端就看着四个大汉随便打，进不进无所谓，反正可以防守传人保证对方不进球嘛。————————————————————分享一下评论区的精彩评论：1.骨灰洒满全场，魔鬼主场实锤了2.每个球员抹点骨灰上场，省着点用能坚持到两连冠3.舍利子当饰品出租，为了防止损坏给舍利子上保险4.骨灰盒或者骨灰香囊或者骨灰啥啥啥，反正评论区觉得这人活不了了", "question": "如果我1.5米内的对方球员不可能进球，我在NBA能到什么位置?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们的那份伞形巧克力呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1106140"}
{"text": "鸡娃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "哎呀，避不开啊！被祝福了！什么，木头人？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3159945"}
{"text": "鸡一叫天就亮了？", "question": "为什么雪姨一走，陆家落败得那么快？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在冰箱里发现一颗头哦是个窝窝头窝窝头一块钱四个嘿嘿！", "question": "如何以「我在冰箱里发现一颗头」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大部分人的兴趣是享乐，性格是懒惰。", "question": "如果世界上所有的人都被按照兴趣或性格去分配工作，会不会大幅提高社会效率？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "神经病啊？！鸟都能被鸟屎滴到？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVP02Dicv1JXrWDTATib484xccdicGDeVdfia0AicHtSBYvgTpz4J57MPb33hA"}
{"text": "运动真的可以使人年轻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibH4Cd6lXqOCoJWsGIIMKaNcjhJxHXr61cGUvSOM8HotnfaR04NFDLRSQ"}
{"text": "终于买到了种草很久的衣服", "question": null, "star": 288, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "昨天来了条美人鱼说要用身体报恩，刺身确实好吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibgXmu6bicwN0fic7yeY18M77SB2Na1p0sYWx6D4cRubRl6Da09G5OqjLw"}
{"text": "前辈...我们是演菠菜的，却要背诵那么多剧本...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448072"}
{"text": "都说了不要在猫手上抹强力胶", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "马桶的冷水冲洗功能启动了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6216916"}
{"text": "马上就让我没有痛苦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvS1atgC7vjrQiajBhxjTgBP1jibrjxSerwBL4NcdMmE80EN76RoAcQjexQ"}
{"text": "妈妈我好难过我被小时代剧组开除了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecp3uieskpj20ai0cmwfn"}
{"text": "明天退休的王老师已经无敌了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kibl2EArUaxsVakFgwzb9yklqhpI1W4o02NBdbK3FZYzibdV238Sg3Lwg"}
{"text": "有点儿什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6890966"}
{"text": "下次跟老师说一下我们不坐第一排了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1lCoNcia942ib4996sU3FDcUVIa7xiau0O3FyiatvV5I1Cq9g854tEo6ulQ"}
{"text": "所有来看电影《猿蟹西游 桃太郎》的人都变成了猴子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4858314"}
{"text": "大哥 人家发明的是无人驾驶汽车又不是无人乘坐汽车…………", "question": "汽车不是为了作为人的交通工具使用吗，为什么还要发明无人驾驶汽车？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我奶奶活着的时候，一辈子都没搞清楚，电视上那些人在舞台上跳来跳去，不种地，靠什么吃饭。", "question": "「文科无用论」有道理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真没想到兴奋剂检查严格到这种程度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3ibfqovib7Q3AEqqRZPRibpb1kSIVUFlIVTXOFBcIsXGDFg8FL6fo6BQUQ"}
{"text": "亲身经历：俄罗斯学地质，有次在林子里迷路了，导师义正严辞的问我们：「身为未来的地质学家，你们有地图吗？」「有！」「你们有指北针吗？」「有！」「你们有 GPS 吗？」「有！」言毕，导师说：「全都藏起来！准备找老乡们问路！」Ф_Ф", "question": "地质学家被困在深山老林无论怎样都出不去会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": 258, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596474"}
{"text": "高三那年，我们学校选人大代表，尽管校长是唯一候选人，但投票过场还是要走的，我投了我同桌，结果校长以 3xxx:1 获胜。那天，同桌追着我操场跑了三圈。", "question": "你遇到过哪些「说出来你可能不信」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所有蚊子都放进去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBugqIW19dYD0VvUd2sAweUwdw2nIhPMeAS1ia0TicsialVJmFEkhgJrWgCg"}
{"text": "iPhone终于出真全面屏了？！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "中小火", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361976"}
{"text": "终于开始挑战麦克风卡拉OK的安倍。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4972566"}
{"text": "虽然是个小怪，但是爆了好多补给品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyHgI6Cmc6C8bMxHh6RuDNSicrDt5FzVIpbgW5BCKwKMniahVqAeQ9Gu2w"}
{"text": "格蕾塔露出了真面目。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "7127588"}
{"text": "模仿斯芬克斯，你才是吧！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6090011"}
{"text": "啊，可以通过主人来进行采访吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2879262"}
{"text": "我老师：怎么样，在知识的海洋里遨游是不是快乐又简单？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c2092an01HnmultGIMaowfIQaerMG3BNAls0iakXOmiaSFFvrAiaPiaXU1yibQ"}
{"text": "对面女生翻出的花绳太过复杂，不知道如何对付", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3pmgicTfKtvMSBw14mKAyXdmU3mPaKQDjzKWug5icLbTDcicTJJdhbORlg"}
{"text": "故妇科检查时，医生嘲笑起了陪同的丈夫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotGg5YJrUeeZoA2vfq1uWEuSnrrQCBXoRKnVLHObjV8TlKKbS3tJEFyA"}
{"text": "她的金色卷发非常醒目。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "269354"}
{"text": "哎呀，黄牌在这里！拿着咖喱饭就不能比赛了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "725204"}
{"text": "点了一份恋爱脑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHRKUG6ONzarNmMhW9lZbDX3kUWnBgyKYg96iaIUOAEhpGia6B2L5SAOQA"}
{"text": "配音说：“老师按照这个顺序给它们涂上了颜色。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6955326"}
{"text": "球被我吓得滚开了。", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "我以为是星星，原来是出题人。", "question": "说到心坎上了，点头共鸣☆", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279923"}
{"text": "我想我知道手机在哪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQ31RDCK8cd0tD7cichbgo3sbufL9Mox6KntSG50yZZIzNicXJQQFPMxKw"}
{"text": "不小心坐在了儿子的玩具车上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjudho2PxiaCIHoDupOVibY35SZ5lOicJgLShaWcO3OSGNDLUsibM3EZphmQ"}
{"text": "牛：你是来拉屎的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZWfXI711K8NBarOA3xwrJ8unFcLxqM9ubDTVSCF9WRDaYXLr8eLcmqw"}
{"text": "你是第一次来这种店吗？", "question": null, "star": 124, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6irdc8o3pj61401hcq4502"}
{"text": "为什么星星不会伸长呢？", "question": null, "star": 112, "type": "I2T", "image": "6361795"}
{"text": "糟了！爹地和妈咪走丢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz1ujjz43nj30ci0el77o"}
{"text": "即使受了再大的委屈也不会让眼泪留下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARuld9ibicc2RopaeMia4n29xBnbECqWgDGrEMiad85qjhSfakVI7Yww61T3Aw"}
{"text": "营养丰富", "question": "请说“远归舍弃”", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7236878"}
{"text": "最好先存个档再进去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hed7b6733qj30ci0elwjj"}
{"text": "他拉的屎越来越粗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHaPWgiaQtwbRarL5Q6hicMlN0vYicIchW1OlrzDzA0t3c7noibDl2k4wgYA"}
{"text": "一个人总是孤单的！", "question": "名侦探柯南和马娘一起合作会很有趣吧！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6362697"}
{"text": "全体成员向家长报告回家情况。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3594420"}
{"text": "银角大王：我真的一滴都没有了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "日结的工资～♪", "question": "最喜欢的是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6367229"}
{"text": "我走了20分钟才到，结果你还在准备。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7024493"}
{"text": "你踩我输血管了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868WaBPFp8For1WJMeKtiaagRnQMicicoZ5aibvy0s3P5okg4Bic9hXLXHBibjw"}
{"text": "仓鼠只喜欢吃，不喜欢被摸。尤其是不喜欢吃东西的时候被摸。设想你每天在家里好端端地吃着饭，从窗户里伸进来一只挖掘机的挖斗把你连人带桌挖了出去。你自诩处变不惊而且宽容大度，所以没有理会继续吃，这时伸过来另一只挖掘机的大挖斗不停地怼你。不停地怼你。不停地怼你。不停地怼你。 请题主自行感受一下仓鼠当时的心理活动。", "question": "仓鼠喜欢被摸吗？摸哪里好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于 leon 和 tony 能在一起了，别打扰他们。", "question": "疫情之下，健身教练们都在做什么？健身行业如何穿越疫情难关迎来下一个春天？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“他为什么非得在我越狱的这天忘记把狗链卸下来。。。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "嘿哈", "question": "无法不加抑扬就发音的词语。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4239752"}
{"text": "刚才在那边看到了台风...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4183185"}
{"text": "孙子的岳母照顾孙女的新型视频类别。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6369772"}
{"text": "？？？", "question": "钢铁直男会怎么回复「我想你了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生，我这腿有猫病了。", "question": null, "star": 247, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "将座椅靠背恢复原状。", "question": "当奥特曼的活动时间从3分钟变成3小时的时候，在最后阶段可能会发生的事情。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937128"}
{"text": "你说过你比较喜欢银狼吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6531010"}
{"text": "你的代码毫无逻辑但是能用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9EPiaOK5xwiawczLBo5FAbKpjc44bz7e2YAMoSLjfatkhYsibX5t9gE2NA"}
{"text": "什么？我只能干洗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEN7M53jNxmyonFUXibODBql9ky5VPatMP144FicugpRG5fGasxicK31sSg"}
{"text": "Give me fire", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tZxxAxjQAggTLiavIgiaX4m8Cej6t2IpmAnFfa3X6ZoXcUibdichOOJ8Twg"}
{"text": "这边的猪肉看起来很好吃，等会儿我们要尝一尝。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4580616"}
{"text": "送？打、打赢骑士了！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdupchik1hj30ci0eldk4"}
{"text": "喂，你听见了吗？我知道了。我能读懂你的心思。 在心里嘀咕着。", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "哎呀！第二小队除了我之外全部都逃走了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6669652"}
{"text": "我觉得在这里可以真刀真枪地较量了。", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "昨天挨骂后本来想乖一点，结果放花瓶的架子自己倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usiathhLWV2wTFrUfpLtbcfQPg1ibVia29zp5jCVua6TxcFRnAKLtwibXia3w"}
{"text": "我打开一看， Bingo 的奖品写着是两把刷子，相当于两个刷子的量。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2521473"}
{"text": "妈妈，之前说好给爸爸买的椅子到底什么时候买呀？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1f7551p39iqj20ba0aw0un"}
{"text": "晚高峰有座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3lvdiocc7j20ko0qt0vg"}
{"text": "小乔死后，我一见到与他相关的东西便伤心。", "question": "如何回答朋友「你为啥不用 iPhone 5s」的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "20 个完形填空，全错。", "question": "你们有没有遇见过概率很小很小的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "智商降到零的时候看什么都牛逼", "question": "为什么喜欢一个人时候，看她是有光的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小姑娘手艺真不错啊，把我奶头都搓没了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZ4n2wtS6hF0ic3vwr8PFo4Za0pGCTwkvQrvVJmjwSTd68lDU1eibt0AlA"}
{"text": "主人，打算什么时候遛我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIznNC74cmc2rb3OwFjOBZvyuMUV7zOooc4zib2ZQaF7nymmtaGGI9ZkQ"}
{"text": "不好意思，我中奖了冰激凌。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6984313"}
{"text": "爷爷复活了。", "question": "无法接受的早退理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6983790"}
{"text": "我没有收到金蛋，而是收到了枪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6485854"}
{"text": "我没看电影，但应该是《天气之子》。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367776"}
{"text": "用油手摸了屏幕右上", "question": null, "star": 254, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gs3obdjuk3j60u0140gqu02"}
{"text": "hello~美国的狗你能听到我说话吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HzsqaBZIKjGEsxxrgODLdQEVShOiaIXLbfVScCyZqPicWylQdzAzTpyWANWKSV72Ulvl31iaRxlZTmQ"}
{"text": "果然，美国的披萨好大啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1531608"}
{"text": "天下第一", "question": "战斗起来就显得很强大的四个字成语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5649113"}
{"text": "第一次和女朋友睡，怕吵醒她，动都不敢动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibhxzOl87OzUsPgrJyZhcicQviaxrgkKmemSu8eco2CEL8tyur5sTuQcKw"}
{"text": "男扮女装的巨人。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5366724"}
{"text": "方圆五十里就一个电线杆子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RJ7KO2EufOicP7GoApmHMLlgQoRREf1RYLBhm7ZlQtXTBWwLrmMKoib0g"}
{"text": "小智说明天用这个挑战道馆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9zdJC3MHGu4kD8JJEy3ib0Zc55icDpl2LKnIOfSmLfCFm2cOVU37NSFcQ"}
{"text": "刚没..没.没悠住", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwa3gm0sw2j20yi17v7qj"}
{"text": "班主任介绍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgcscl7o5jj30ci0eln1e"}
{"text": "顾客，请不要擅自改造展示室。", "question": "我在石神井公园迷路了。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6629889"}
{"text": "我晚上在朋友圈发美食，文字附注「深夜报复社会～」。然后我爸留言叫我别发反动言论让我删掉……", "question": "你遇到过哪些代沟？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别多想，万一他是准备去抢银行呢。", "question": "无意中发现半年前男朋友的某宝购买记录里面有女性长筒丝袜怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在纷争地区，每次都会被绑架，国家会要求赎金。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的环球旅行。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4906610"}
{"text": "对于插图使用的宽容度。", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "十二生肖排队", "question": null, "star": 403, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmcxnhvbf9j611k1ardmh02"}
{"text": "听到后面人将自己的价格庄的越来越低", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavV7666GGp9dgOiaiamiaE8qvAWR6cSibFGZTDlBxYgLkQpe1K6uXmDky1t5A"}
{"text": "申请更换儿子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "红会的物资终于发下来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWc11AboZhG8mHgcKicffHiaE9genLh9AzbmJaItNtJPKAhfqO2ZhkftJg"}
{"text": "电话里：两份蛋炒饭对吧？一直以来谢谢您的惠顾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8N44sjiciaveqVyzOCaTpKhx85C1VqtwjiboJ1SkjwaEK0HIE99zuQpsQIA"}
{"text": "老公躲开吸尘器的方式真让人恼火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h23j306hbnj30ci0elwgz"}
{"text": "进击的班主任", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzFYgeKjcHoUZLXIlb7SjRI1e7RcVkTeERV51p2ticLUiaZ3e4f1ueRHVA"}
{"text": "成为我的儿子吧（艾斯视角）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "你干嘛要跑来自首！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdvuwnih45j30ci0elad5"}
{"text": "我的脚被水虫咬了，好痒啊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7169554"}
{"text": "死神圣诞限定皮肤", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "美国人在观看节约粮食演讲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBvXp6Oico9jmEvUs3DpBL9hJBLnBI58wfLCQGTRiaScHFjVaKuZDFfPLA"}
{"text": "说唱节目请来的跨界歌手", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "听..·...·不清", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3k30pusj20yb1de7bq"}
{"text": "就这样，老爷爷和老奶奶过上了幸福的生活。太好了，太好了。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "眼科医生的眼，任意妄为，我只伤害你一人~", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "解开胸罩钩子。", "question": "孩子做的事，有一定的限度可以被原谅。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6397788"}
{"text": "我回家时，猫咪一定会装睡。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4079294"}
{"text": "超过200公斤。", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "对不起，厕所空了！", "question": "已经来不及了！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7152791"}
{"text": "别眉来眼去了先把单买了好么两位", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "“听不见！大声点！”“很好，很有精神！”", "question": "接吻的时候女生发出娇喘的声音 男生会有什么想法和反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是机长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxlX4ZDfp4k2WNdLanfuP2YWC8YmcbmXVkDXfdx5zNtp6mnq0IRQbpMIQ"}
{"text": "我们的宣传部门挤满了脑子停留在半个世纪之前的人，但我却对此毫无办法。", "question": "如何看待甘肃为援鄂的女性医护人员剃光头的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候我爹和我说：每连续看两小时电视，就去学习两小时。我成功地抓住了连续两个字，看一小时电视，就休息十分钟，然后继续。后来我爹知道了，把我打了一顿。自打那以后，每当我发现规矩存在漏洞可以钻时，我就会想一想：规矩谁来制定，谁来执行，谁来解释......", "question": "是否可以通过法律的漏洞来赚钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "算了吧...", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828986"}
{"text": "我最强。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5371899"}
{"text": "客人，这份料理是我做的也是由我端过来的。我再问您一遍，您是说这份菜里有“头发”对吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFXkWxYEL3ibMR2gfgydTvic2nGsvdwTibdje1Gjrp0HV6OXyvdHz19Cr7g"}
{"text": "关乎地球命运的石头剪刀布游戏。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2773974"}
{"text": "现在你也是一个出色的黑客了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5356023"}
{"text": "修单车师傅说这样可以检查有没有漏气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9nGR5t3Zllx1lciarkscb9bB5lqVtbhSsPFHvlVzXunyXnNicE8cHgpkg"}
{"text": "不知道看哪个视频。", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "GAMERSKY没错，就是我鲨了琦玉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQI1QwVlibQMRibqkFF1EfiapvibbVB0VTA4ZqVE8Pr9MxqX5FYcEUH7u6Ew"}
{"text": "被套中后逃走的奖品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLUjS1QTtFDO33mqncdKM3ES4QiccxCpjM8LbtmsVx1ZADVsyGUicSZvZg"}
{"text": "穿上更年轻一点的衣服。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4514643"}
{"text": "对手表演转圈动作时和冰块一起掉了下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPDOTxicGk3YqKATIOgJvial1cuE6ZmQqPhAAVTiakGp08dOibq0mgLoiaIwA"}
{"text": "把队友卖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nKg3Mp6c0yuLWviaW1XxfteThUibfKWNRicCfKG4mlNY66ouA5NBAGZ9Ww"}
{"text": "法国女孩儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaz2zS9YyIGHE2ibguIevwToliaxjB8nUPqxPfShZoLaFgyMEjDniaU5oCg"}
{"text": "「那、是很久以前的事了」", "question": null, "star": 2964, "type": "I2T", "image": "1861293"}
{"text": "两个肩颈疼痛的人增加了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6005235"}
{"text": "现场报道到此结束。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5001660"}
{"text": "爷爷去山上割草，奶奶去河边洗衣，但家里还是有鲍勃。", "question": "从前，在一个地方住着一位爷爷、奶奶和鲍勃。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2306430"}
{"text": "班长对老师说：“作业不多，写得完”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIvpE4ibuBt6Drbc7HEIjOW9I8tb9RKiaCPL0nC9zjjpk8OVPOkLjDxhVQ"}
{"text": "哎？今天是星期三？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7060856"}
{"text": "对！两份儿童套餐！什么？你有意见吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibJlhWnlZwUSEtkicU4PyxD6n90fA5v959WpLpa4DGYwmtVuxYJKQu6icQ"}
{"text": "不是要求要大声唱的吗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3kajwxd1lj20yi11i14f"}
{"text": "脱起了衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he744yb6ujj30ci0eltec"}
{"text": "明明对美国非常有利，还说什么双赢，安倍真是个老狐狸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4918176"}
{"text": "孙悟空VS二郎神", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "237930"}
{"text": "这不过是个垃圾屋罢了！", "question": "我在石神井公园迷路了。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6629889"}
{"text": "仔细一看，原来隔壁的家伙是敌人。", "question": null, "star": 155, "type": "I2T", "image": "1231693"}
{"text": "动物园新来的家伙想捕食水里看到的人类结果撞上了玻璃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVQyGHKdyj2gsUn9n5LfJSPTQC6qMOsyFUAESfCOQjib9pps1muEwVDYw"}
{"text": "他在想：“他 * 的，好杯壁”", "question": "被可乐杯压住的蟑螂会在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前辈想玩。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447917"}
{"text": "张了两个小时的嘴，做核酸的还没来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "客人！那个球，请先拿到收银台结账！客人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dSbRKsrsDIURy8Qa01XicacApXCNEfBicNt5r787kfzed2agyrgX8Ecwg"}
{"text": "教育委员会引入了消灭逃学学生运动的终极武器，所有学生都上学了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7002872"}
{"text": "哦，是转校生啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0OqPlMNyQYibZyVe3rklywh7kM019I6ytKIBaIMqrbwebm01AzUP0ADw"}
{"text": "因为没有朋友下课只能睡觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLia1tdmfwnrOa43ic3ibUPvuSs0Felj8HYePtjibicicm3Xzu4AiaQvpI2fzg12bFWoibJPiaYBib7XELNdSA"}
{"text": "我没有急支糖浆啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "洗衣店老板拼命阻正这群顾客进店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibL5x1QuCHUlQh7fKmrl7C8CGF7LNJHuRib4tO5XECCGyx5dmoSXsiccEdA"}
{"text": "为了解决大分子、微生物的传输问题，保证新成精个体体内物质运输与信息传递通畅，特制定本条例，凡 2016 年 6 月之后获准成精的个体植物（含分裂过程中的细胞），原则上不准形成新的细胞壁；已经形成或正在形成细胞壁的，应立即停止细胞壁的生成，并应在有关部门监督下限期整改。", "question": "植物修炼成精之后还有没有细胞壁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑背白企鹅和白腹黑企鹅世代为仇", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "妈妈在周五黄金档的片头曲中被骂道回来晚了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5949670"}
{"text": "太棒了！", "question": "她忍不住放了个屁，现在尴尬地沉默着，给她一句贴心的话吧。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365498"}
{"text": "新款痒痒挠", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwijul1h1j20yi10t1kx"}
{"text": "不！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjE22icz8ALrBtxGbMHAMOFV9KW3XpnIzARcKJlY5nMoeco3g5IB8ia2cw"}
{"text": "说个老家的真实笑话吧，甘肃的农村，2013 年的暑假，一对 30 来岁的小两口，从县城带着 9 岁的娃娃回老家玩，县城到农村就 30 分钟的车程……当时大人都在屋里坐着聊天，小孩外面玩了会，回屋拿了把剪刀就出去了，谁也没在意，就喊了声小心别摔了别伤着……然后一个多小时，这娃他爷爷出去喊孙子回来吃饭，结果嘛，十几分钟后老头几乎心脏病回到屋里的，一大家子疯了似得跑出去看小孩，这熊孩子，把他爷爷家一片小麦田的麦穗给剪掉了大半，他爷爷哆嗦着问他为啥这么干，熊孩子自豪说：「城里我们学校的都剪的很整齐呀……」", "question": "绿化草坪为什么不用韭菜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一盒棉棒掉地上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaa55vofr6j20bm0bxgmp"}
{"text": "我就一年出去一回哪来这么多罚单", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "国耻。", "question": "伪装成保护色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389652"}
{"text": "世界鼻毛大赛冠军照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcGEyH0BUKCZ9QjryT82QgrXAQSgKE6UeojteMNwUh0TCeITcVeZOicxg"}
{"text": "如果一个男人有老婆还说喜欢你，那我帮你翻译一下意思是“如果你不要名份让我白玩，我会非常高兴”", "question": "被有妇之夫告白了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看《芳芳》时，主角未婚妻的父亲抱怨自己的太太，说了一句法语的谚语：枷锁枷锁，家就是锁。（口述比写出来更棒）", "question": "你见过哪些绝妙的双关？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "云备胎", "question": "什么叫暖男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在日本爱知县「刈」谷市。听中午一起吃饭的美国公司同事说，他们看汉字就像看画儿一样。太难。然后顺便给我展示了「刈」字的写法。写完我一看，纸上清清楚楚的写着三个字母，「XIJ」。", "question": "外国人眼中的汉字是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "健美操的理念已经改变了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7335873"}
{"text": "给大家一个写差评如何不被屏蔽的建议：选择的时候，要选好评，然后字里行间都是对这个笔的赞扬：这个钢笔真的很不错，我用了两天就掉漆差不多都掉完了，不过没关系阿，我不喜欢这个油漆的颜色嘛，掉了也好。正合我心意。然后钢笔的出墨水程度，也是我最喜欢的哦，基本上都是一写就漏墨，简直一泻千里嘛。写了两次，钢笔的尖尖就歪掉咯，简直太好了，这样可以算作是艺术品收藏了吧。", "question": "某电商所售产品，实际质量如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天是检查特殊紫外线的日子，但我忘记把它装进纸杯里，所以都洒出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3449, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378635"}
{"text": "地球上每一寸土地都死过无数生物，我们是不是可以称它为凶球？", "question": "世上真的存在「凶宅」吗？有没有公认可信的事例？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "棉花糖接球区选拔赛", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3127149"}
{"text": "不要把屎拉在猫砂盆外面！", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "爸妈保管的压岁钱还回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr0b8cme44j30ci0el783"}
{"text": "那么……下一个社交达人就是你了……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1387810"}
{"text": "电小二", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotV5KibKou5sCq7c6KoI2pIv3htdzjJw7icFic3n12rx0KwibTXPtffH3fWQ"}
{"text": "一个硬汉后端向二柴表白，他被迫答应了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgvZGWe2yJ81l9o2b9GkaQE4ErPeD9wNibAPlkTjbHDgLleRMr3AjnkJQUyayvENwZFo3mOiblHgFA"}
{"text": "动漫迷们纷纷前来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7293771"}
{"text": "因为送成人玩具不对劲", "question": null, "star": 991, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glvlo3idyrj60u010wk9y02"}
{"text": "没人把你们当孩子，除了你们自己。", "question": "你师父曾教过你，叫你终生难忘的名言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那你得问铃木去", "question": null, "star": 486, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn6tx3so6tj611x12cn2h02"}
{"text": "中路", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "青蛙唱道：“下一个是我（轮到我了）”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3611264"}
{"text": "当理发师问我要什么发型时，我不该用手机给他看图片的", "question": null, "star": 530, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h61lcl9btpj60u01400wn02"}
{"text": "宿醉醒来后，发现一只不认识的猫猫在做早餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdq2k3mupij30ci0elmya"}
{"text": "为了流媒体播放而考虑的视频。", "question": "首相岸田在YouTube上开了频道。他发布的第一个视频是_。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7150091"}
{"text": "初三的数学课上我胡思乱想，就想怎么才能不劳动挣大钱。突然想到一个好主意，就是先问一个人借五块钱，然后再问另一个人借十块，然后给第一个人还五块，这样我就有五块钱可以花了，只要一直不停地借钱，我就可以有花不完的钱了。那天我高兴得一宿没睡，心里琢磨着自己的计划。后来我才知道这玩意叫庞氏骗局，一百多年前就有了。我好伤心。", "question": "有哪些你想发明却已经被人发明了的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女性专用车辆”了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fylbl7umdvj20m80ovgo6"}
{"text": "开始。", "question": "请尽量简短地说。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572829"}
{"text": "这是什么鬼东西？", "question": null, "star": 3317, "type": "I2T", "image": "4371310"}
{"text": "住持！这是何种修行？", "question": null, "star": 543, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gs67mil002j60zw148ag302"}
{"text": "再见，地球……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1358007"}
{"text": "他宁可要一个丑女人都不要你，姑娘长点心吧", "question": "前男友现任好丑，我应该高兴吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然可以肯定自己在做梦但问题是在床上做梦还是在开飞机时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqflcb1ilkj30ci0elwkw"}
{"text": "刚刚吃饭的时候，隔壁坐的是一对情侣。女：我跟你妈掉水里了，你救谁?男：亲爱的，你是想嫁给一个不孝顺的人，还是嫁给一个不爱你的人？听完后，我茅塞顿开，无言以对。", "question": "你听过哪些感到「他说得好有道理，我竟然无言以对」的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "握寿司的姿势", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388624"}
{"text": "叠猫猫嘛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "因为不太懂高尔夫，全力挥杆后球飞出场外了，所以从屁股里掏出新球来练。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1815937"}
{"text": "高抬腿", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "这次的血压比上次正常多了嗯，上次护士的比较大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXgmD3SPIoONuE7FRIIzxvJxv66JS7E0V8Bztq3V3VeH3xUCgqcOxcBQ"}
{"text": "上游企业面试现场", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx8pih9pj20hj0evac5"}
{"text": "家里闯进来一头熊先用图鉴确定种类", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4T179jeHKhh63bceAAR6kGp3mNibfbiaqjf2xx5UllDQQxZge6iaicm34oA"}
{"text": "在Tinder上匹配的人看起来像我的妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7323366"}
{"text": "没关系，我也刚到～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8f5ls8f8fj20za0z5101"}
{"text": "有个这么正常的爱好也会被问,IT男在你们眼中到底是多奇葩的一个族群啊.....难道非得搞基才不会被问?", "question": "怎么看张小龙、Fenng 等这些 IT 男对摇滚的爱好，甚至不时直接推荐歌曲的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这不是我想不想的问题，是有没有的问题但是我倔强，我想过", "question": "你有没有想过大学四年单身？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，您订的肥牛卷到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5icDqWMUe2MMH2HhpnZbBdS0v79rJ29Dcn2tmvEMOdicvkR91lgyMsaoA"}
{"text": "为什么这个世界充满了争斗呢？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3004735"}
{"text": "投诉应对措施", "question": "百分之九十九的杀菌率剩下百分之一是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3423027"}
{"text": "抱歉。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5310096"}
{"text": "什么青菜要放葱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNUX3QUCGS7tn0riaj0CxVh4kdWFPV17LVjdIyOFHHRUicx25NiaypH7K5A"}
{"text": "小时候，我大概 10 岁吧，邻居 2-3 岁的儿子。我们一起吃一种糖粉末（据考证，应该是绵白糖）。我用舔的。他用小纸片把糖粉分成一小堆一小堆，再把每一堆弄成一小排，然后用吸管吸。每吸一次，都抬起头打个喷嚏，再露出满足的微笑。吸几口，还咳嗽几声，假装吐痰。20 多年后，我还忘不了他那惟妙惟肖的动作表情。《永不瞑目》之类的电视电影，演技真的太差。在医院急诊实习时，遇到 1 个躁狂病人，家人说不出他哪里不舒服，就是胡言乱语和打人，在急诊室来回踱步，自己拔了针头，还要打护士……我看着他的表情和眼神，突然想起来邻居小男孩……然后直接报警，验血。就是吸毒了。有朋友说没看懂。小男孩父亲吸毒，不小心被孩子看见了。孩子学习能力强，即使不理解吸毒是什么。但是惟妙惟肖的学习了吸毒的准备工作，吸毒的具体动作，吸毒时的心态，眼神，吸毒导致的副作用，呼吸道刺激……太惟妙惟肖了。即使是专业演员，也比不上小男孩……我就是根据小男孩的演技和眼神，发现了一个吸毒者。", "question": "一个人的学习能力能有多强大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这不行，太胖了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6358434"}
{"text": "所有人嘴上都贴了胶布只能用肢体语言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edkbtcbkzuj20at0bsq3y"}
{"text": "为省钱非要报儿童班", "question": null, "star": 346, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "百式神吐福跟着前面那只鲤鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibQd7k2DFiakSs9USwR902BgyR2PoDFzLicJO6TTD2CLl01BZlssLHj6rQ"}
{"text": "妈妈~娃娃露棉花啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wgIq6oSsmG6SbmfYGqTkjLIKc64qYDnShaaPJLU0xavcyqxevI6qVWg"}
{"text": "请和我分手。", "question": null, "star": 61, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338055"}
{"text": "他跑错队了，不过不太好意思说出口。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6771689"}
{"text": "别打了别打了裁判，对方已经不行了", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "成为艺人后会被主持人问到你是哪个星球的混血儿？", "question": "宇宙人和地球人的共同点是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010458"}
{"text": "国窖1573", "question": "有哪些独特的情侣网名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "挖到了灭霸的粪便化石", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WibA5XicUb49x1TlzEb5V4DneCenzqHPHKrl146zYdT77nPOGjoQJJ41g"}
{"text": "警察会帮助我们对吧？派出所就在那里，你们代替我们去自首。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085831"}
{"text": "大家已经走了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6283254"}
{"text": "锅里突然冒出来一个骗子大叔。", "question": "冷静下来思考，歌词很恐怖。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "7210408"}
{"text": "哇哦！你们这群人即兴表演真在行啊！（特别是千叶）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3261132"}
{"text": "刚才被炒鱿鱼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6q0t2652kj30ci0eldjc"}
{"text": "初中老师让写动物，我看了很多作文书，最后找到一篇写袋鼠的，我不敢抄于是就改了一点。我家的兔子可厉害了，一蹦两米高。", "question": "学生时代为了写作文编过哪些可笑的素材？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "内向的约翰不能面对面和别人说话。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4813237"}
{"text": "全校通知：不准在雕塑上晒被子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibX0XVC7mVZ7FjgWCWBBuStJiagmePKOvI5ZDg5A6ibBGkdkEGAdG9Uf4Q"}
{"text": "观众也可以加入。", "question": "绝对不能添加到足球的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6504458"}
{"text": "在朋友的婚礼上进行露骨的朗诵。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2443578"}
{"text": "同床异梦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0rwIk3O9QZ4HnfuPTewZlbszC1TBz925CXIQXeBg4Z5Mj1NyclwYlOg"}
{"text": "又出现了传统的东西。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7242094"}
{"text": "不用这么拼命挥手，只要这样做出租车就会停下来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7314806"}
{"text": "虽然没有医学根据，但是加油啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4837758"}
{"text": "每次开会领导都坐我左边", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "趁她换灯泡时把梯子撤走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g0okp1tin3j20ml0p6mzm"}
{"text": "好的，我会送你毛绒玩具。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207342"}
{"text": "我一直怀疑筋斗云的原理是曲率驱动。", "question": "把《西游记》写成科幻风会是什么样的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来了北京就是河北人。来了上海就是苏州宁波嘉兴杭州人。来了广州就是增城从化佛山清远人。来了深圳就是东莞惠州人。", "question": "如何看待近期各地房屋限购政策？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请您骂我没有教养吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPlUHJLpbfYjNp0HhyQEUKdTiaUVicDwBI190j7zxfGKlIOlMgtWzhRjiaA"}
{"text": "风狂行欺嗣，唯我捂实", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFETTf6I6yx3pNK021mhCsyuITVXTS44JrGuRJtHeG1q0eWt4WIydVkA"}
{"text": "我们的生命到此为止了！感谢您的阅读。敬请期待〇〇老师的转世。", "question": "本周老人jump的那些事", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3944627"}
{"text": "来，这边的观众一起唱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCB8fF7zdwCav1yqzgxDFRO4kcZT8Gmw2JScQEibribdYUCozmA0IRhuUjw"}
{"text": "鸟：我在后面看着你，趁现在赶快换弹夹。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7087642"}
{"text": "刚刚有个叼着面包的女高中生在追这辆公交", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "每每夜深人静，会强迫性地想到自己做过的蠢事，或待人时因为不假思索说过的傻话，就会有强烈的尴尬感，伴随满面燎烧、四肢僵硬的感觉。。恨不得大喊一声或乱踢一脚才能发泄。。", "question": "你有哪些特别奇特的生理反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在火车前排等待时，突然感到被人从后面推的感觉很可怕。", "question": "每个人都曾想过的事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2289940"}
{"text": "Java implements JavaScript", "question": "雷锋推倒雷峰塔，下半句怎么对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在别开灯啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1815937"}
{"text": "娱乐分类App，拒绝理由：我们认为你的App不具有娱乐性。", "question": "iOS 移动开发者们，亲身收到过哪些 App 提交被拒的原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿，桃太郎，我抓到你了！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "394703"}
{"text": "遇到更帅的", "question": "你的暗恋最终是怎样收场的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我让你帮我拿一下…然后我要喝这杯咖啡", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "三式神吐槽没礼貌，为啥不等等别的选手？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuunwSRiaszseb7fckwHpvMDDquJNIoY29437ID2CywibGCy196Q7GJJ95A"}
{"text": "鸥 鸥～鸥鸥鸥鸥！鸥鸥！鸥…", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "我还活着。", "question": "新年里最开心的事情。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "2541570"}
{"text": "「麻烦让一下~」说完已经僵持一小时了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guimkv7f3yj60ci0elgmt02"}
{"text": "watami在中国没有特殊的含义，如果指的是一家日本餐饮连锁品牌的话，它的中文名字是和民。", "question": "想不想稍微把观光旅行的名字改一改？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4263414"}
{"text": "妈妈来看啊...爆米花全被我弄翻了。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "7134062"}
{"text": "老师……我想上……啊……算了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6nqcx2v4pj30ci0eltb0"}
{"text": "杜蕾斯最新广告文案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxner91DwvrCXAw4Licg0ccyoBpeOcsPwia6Qt6xQr3ff4L1iaGRweazoEyAhw"}
{"text": "角色的脸像实物一样逼真。", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "该怎么回去跟我妈说 这次的相亲对象不合适呢", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "新节目：小泉家的男人们。", "question": "大家都会想看的《小妇人》下一集预告是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2250496"}
{"text": "数学系：这 TM 也能证？这 TM 也要证？物理系：..........先假设是对的用用看", "question": "数学系和物理系学生有什么差别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送重要客户会酒店，下雨，客户看着雨说，雨变密了。我开车没注意，悠悠的说，多吃点蔬菜，可能您老在外面跑，吃饭不太规律吧！", "question": "工作中，你捅过多大的娄子？结果你怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "但是，被绕进去了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6102401"}
{"text": "小时候，和妈妈走在街上。- 「妈妈，快点走吧，天都要黑了。」- 「你是太阳能的吗？」- 「......」（当时就怀疑这不是亲妈了）", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的临场反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "右边的是右手，左边的是左手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535614"}
{"text": "递归就是包子馅的包子。它的极限是馒头。", "question": "什么是递归？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尽管只是一个普通的日子，但是二女儿和大儿子突然明白了为什么要做红豆饭。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2461537"}
{"text": "没问题，我和Jerry会好好相处的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3VXNR5zo2xWUKPuFnTjyDqLBe1QJ5q7C9hj2m3WjFVMZ4uicKg0SlfxA"}
{"text": "牵制球来了", "question": null, "star": 89, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7539fubmuj61401d9gs402"}
{"text": "本习题集为内部资料，请勿大范围传阅。。。", "question": "哪本书（非小说类）的第一句话吸引着你一直读了下去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "处理前要仔细预处理。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5970760"}
{"text": "除了红色，都是应援负责人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5537002"}
{"text": "不做作业去哪里？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjthDMBs2BPQTiba89h2k5cKvUPGGojiacIlDSx44l7AHFeiczia4f4Bdo8MVA"}
{"text": "白天的我&晚上的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrDLmjbvPJBM9FoX60l6YNgYRdycyCBI0maMbjbPTA6aASWB7rTksTQA"}
{"text": "大学时候对一个男生感兴趣，想低调地多看他几眼，但不在一个院系缺少见面机会。于是我黑进了他的学生在线选课系统帐号，得意地帮他选了一门我打算上的公共选修课。", "question": "不会撩汉的人强撩是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晦气，走到哪哪就死人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfjuihslfcj20zy0zytf5"}
{"text": "什么？我爸买奶粉带的是我的玩具手机？！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "两位持枪美人和吃巧克力棒的老头", "question": null, "star": 695, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjy7jhb1qvj610s11g7ai02"}
{"text": "撞到小脚趾了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHiclFas2n7YOibIAlrEOGKKPZl4vs01wtOMxUUvjz8XvLqaUCqvQU1guw"}
{"text": "试了一下40°的男朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESGLRwufhCI0NIYGuARU0vSegVkooGloNwCAG4rbMPib5cDGrHGAGrBXA"}
{"text": "连字幕底色都飞走了", "question": null, "star": 334, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "完美地球人", "question": null, "star": 86, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280053"}
{"text": "看三分钟烹饪视频后，我想跟着做，但是一分钟后，就出现了'煮好的食物'。", "question": null, "star": 338, "type": "I2T", "image": "1714810"}
{"text": "笨蛋，骗子。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "被海豚撞到时那个大妈的表情www", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4121300"}
{"text": "现充爆炸给我崩的", "question": null, "star": 146, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucqrgyo5wj611c13agtf02"}
{"text": "嗯？感觉到浴室里有人的气息。 '啊！呜呜呜……'", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6231704"}
{"text": "哭了，我都 30 岁了，一个月不吃不喝才能买得起 Apple Watch 顶配，这不是我想要的生活。", "question": "12.68 万元的 Apple Watch Edition 的目标客户是哪些人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是学生 送我", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "“啊七啊七，你在燃烧吗？”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "99021"}
{"text": "奥利奥", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "量子兄弟，大众关注就是兄弟，不关注的时候就会坍塌成临时工。", "question": "怎么看待 11 月 25 日刘强东称如员工遭遇意外，将承担孩子 22 岁以前所有学习生活费用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吉田先生！我为睡着了向您道歉，但请您不要再丢催泪瓦斯了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4310977"}
{"text": "她哪敢不同意？走我们喝酒去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lruV6LLKhDRJHssTPyfbjKIPR2cneia5xrDLk5JhQEYkhGn8bzmJ0nuWg"}
{"text": "把勺子做成各种形状。", "question": "如果能使用各种各样的超能力会怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2251436"}
{"text": "「静香和大雄在未来结婚了！？」「静香？静香？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmffx9wyhgj30ci0eltdr"}
{"text": "这不是 Magnum 啊……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7310454"}
{"text": "20 层楼纱窗上有一个孔，1cm*1cm，要求你从地面发射一个窜天猴，精确地穿过那个孔，然后在屋里划出一道弧线穿过两个房间飞到垃圾桶里。填多少火药你自己选，但是一旦点火就不能再碰它，还要考虑到风和气温，要求发射 100 次成功率 95% 以上。", "question": "火箭可否认为是一个大型的窜天猴呢？为何制造难度如此大，甚至发射失败呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是，是他不喜欢你。我见过太多为了陪女朋友整天聊天的程序员了。还有很多程序员回家之后就忙着给女朋友做饭洗衣服，根本不管项目进度的延误。这些程序员都是把女朋友放到代码前面的，值得敬佩，所以后来我把他们都辞退了。", "question": "程序员忙起来的时候，是不是不喜欢理人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请便后冲便以便后便者再便", "question": "你见过哪些在厕所隔间门上的奇葩句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遏制蔓延等关键措施。", "question": "我已经说了够多了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516049"}
{"text": "怎么办，我的手臂伸不直。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855486"}
{"text": "鬼怪；妖怪", "question": "把这个吃货动物说得像厨子一样。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "3092993"}
{"text": "不是说好下辈子故我女朋友的吗", "question": null, "star": 280, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxkamdsz4gj60zu1bsaj202"}
{"text": "女友的「讨厌啦～」差点要了我的命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evewfxggufj208r0aoabp"}
{"text": "音浪 太强 不晃 会被撞到地上～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "建议分手然后和之前提问“发现男朋友在玩原神怎么办”那位姑娘在一起（", "question": "发现女朋友玩《原神》怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这双手脚长的好快啊！", "question": "如果千鸟路在海贼王的世界里会出现，他可能会说什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937417"}
{"text": "我是中国边检查偷渡的。你们能把具体的方法写一写么我想挣点分评个优秀。(￣▽￣)", "question": "福建真的有很多人偷渡到美国或者其他国家吗？他们是怎么做的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忘记开美颜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "喂！小夫！小夫没气了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgkxd9buxrj30ci0el0w0"}
{"text": "联合国儿童基金会来的时候我儿子的演技实在太棒了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0ttBnvlrIu1RvVLBwk4psWNGL30g4B1sHcBn8QY7gjS046c57yHRGH0w"}
{"text": "等待1P载入中……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv6nqd67mjj60ci0eljwg02"}
{"text": "别过来 我被强力胶粘住了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "我在阳光下站起来了！", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "参加婚礼被安排在了没有熟人的一桌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3yl8axPIDNzHaX6OBF2GW99r4G4zMwbIzvkqQMGhaHWQeDvwyh2AD3Q"}
{"text": "超能力是把周围的人变成玩偶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRrSSAw4Amr52FueTNfLPUGlSiaMskNt2Z2C7LAsial2YCFJTQQbewoLtg"}
{"text": "明星犬的伙伴信息被嗅探到，犬结社今天也有长长的队伍。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5753037"}
{"text": "只是被贾昂佳的山根轻轻碰了一下...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6357635"}
{"text": "嘿，你这种人我根本没兴趣。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2980140"}
{"text": "等了3小时还没满", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxk5kpasmxj30ci0eln18"}
{"text": "啊，要被晒黑了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6601168"}
{"text": "老妇人A治好了咳嗽病！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7251744"}
{"text": "我觉得这本书的封面很有吸引力。", "question": "写一篇关于没读过的漫画的感受。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5473751"}
{"text": "早饭选择面包蘸豆汁的朋友请马上上车", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "对方使用了“踩踏”，皮卡丘尽力了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIaPp5a8Ub4Mdd2EVuvQuGnIHM7qO6U1YluXR1OEHibfZ6qhNY8YxCWnQ"}
{"text": "小时候荡秋千，每次都可以荡得很高。有一次我突然在想，如果我把手松开，那我是不是就可以飞起来了。啊，我终于可以飞回天庭做仙女了。后来，我住了半年的院：）", "question": "你有哪些奇葩的受伤经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我今天才知道作业提交截止日期。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "我的英雄学院", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2026022"}
{"text": "我可以做10个呢！看好了哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gopi05jugvj30ci0elgs2"}
{"text": "老式手电筒里边的电池", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pnx3TIcATdqt4vfKCFFFr22tepP6UxBLQnK2rAP8rTD7IuGNpbic5Tmw"}
{"text": "把见到的每个人剃成光头。再打个蜡。抛个光。", "question": "假如世界时间暂停两年只有你一人拥有时间，你会做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不是MoSS，刘培强中校！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXjbcnn65bUnUxVm7iaHsOgibyckZ7JdKrFOt5WcLF4gabX1CaiaOWUfjSA"}
{"text": "老师，洗澡后轻轻撕掉就可以了，这样容易剥落。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6881697"}
{"text": "追上前面那辆车", "question": null, "star": 239, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwx6igxn6zj60yv1ahtfu02"}
{"text": "出路是烦恼的根源。", "question": "台风一家二罕见的两姐妹。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3825241"}
{"text": "信徒的要求越来越奇怪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKCedJnL2W4Pss8IU9pK5hSUQLlpJ66WhUqvtibyH1HFN7bSlmj6uKtWQ"}
{"text": "不是看外表，而是因为什么才闯进来的啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6587796"}
{"text": "大概需要两个半马尔代夫才能够装下。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1ewdu3aq587g309u08h76k"}
{"text": "我要介绍我妈妈和哥哥……对不起，我想起有事要处理所以得走了！等一下，你以为你能从Gunma逃脱吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5934467"}
{"text": "树液真的好吃吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7178536"}
{"text": "我家猫多。有一次捡到一只摔断腿的纯种加菲，把他医好以后带回家。我家另外两只猫都不喜欢他。但是其中一只非常有心计。她故意和加菲一起玩，几天以后，他们熟了，然后，她，带着加菲跑出门去，把他扔了……土猫和纯种真的有区别，土猫比纯种聪明一百倍！我花了好大力气，把加菲找回来。没两天，又被她带出去扔了第二次！！！于是，又想办法找回来。然后把窗户用铁丝缠死了。", "question": "你的猫做了什么让你觉得他真聪明？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实，我觉得可以被你拥抱……♡", "question": "让我把你迷住吧。", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "2488775"}
{"text": "我的本科论文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVxcSzAjaeZFLjbRKqfsibVVCqXXpslKiastOUxicpDn0aaq4QqxuOeAWmQ"}
{"text": "那根绳子在哪里买的啊？嗯，我记得是在地图书店啊哦，在那里卖啊，我回去看看。谢谢你告诉我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5561459"}
{"text": "握手会上第一人气者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg87b9uugmj30ci0el75h"}
{"text": "一进大门，你会有一种进入桑拿场的感觉，犹如小二高喊 VIP 一位。十来个人排队挨个问你，可劲的给你说要电脑嘛？在几楼几楼", "question": "中关村电子大卖场终场谢幕，曾引领中国电子产品风向标，为何会被淘汰？在这里你有哪些记忆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鸡的驯化一直是个谜，早年间一致认为在 8000 年前的磁山文化，中国先民就已经将原鸡驯化为家鸡。后来由于动物考古学的范式变化，这一结论被证明为错误，目前学界认为，中国北方最早的家鸡就出现在安阳殷墟遗址。如果妲己给纣王喂的是鸡腿，我们就有足够的物证来判断当时的家鸡驯化和饲养情况啦。", "question": "如果妲己给纣王喂的是鸡腿会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "辛苦了，从监督那里。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6972756"}
{"text": "火腿煎蛋配烧鸡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkiaJJ7iahV1lyYPlRiaJOhsPa2M7m9SkQCcnwbEXWicvTI9siaDrZj2VOD5w"}
{"text": "喂，你再挡在我前面，我这假发的秘密不是要露馅了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5077794"}
{"text": "组织终于要发夏装了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJjyuwqmibMbLicOVRO9zicbPHIhjicYj3DoMVnFFibWbMWOzmmS5zMtwONSQ"}
{"text": "排队等看牙的人和看完等取药的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbvuipc0vlj60u00whgpx02"}
{"text": "这个人是不是腿都麻了啊？", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "337251"}
{"text": "睡觉闭不上", "question": "眼睛太大有什么烦恼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "字写错了，应该是残", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSDsFbgtIIwrEQhLdHzE4BZ07TtCSxLJBKwpMYueWyiaZq62KWlB2FASA"}
{"text": "一旦失败就游戏结束...人生并不是那么简单的事情...", "question": "无论多么细心的人，第一步都是命运的安排，在生命中每失去一次机会，就不得不做出命运的选择，这就是猜字游戏的人生。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3019957"}
{"text": "护肤品柜姐描述我的皮肤状态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqKia0R9ODk9W1Y4Uew9Eg4sgd2U3egU3toXiaYfneLicGAoRcOvcibDkL3g"}
{"text": "我在亚马逊上买的评了一星的种子种下去后，长出来的却和我想的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7060856"}
{"text": "大郎，你醒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g4j9qlehdtj20u0102td9"}
{"text": "最终 boss 战", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4074528"}
{"text": "明明是他放的他还最先捂住了鼻子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "迷你卡丁车", "question": "把汽车的名字稍微改一下，让它显得有点土气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5413618"}
{"text": "扫地机器人朝这边靠了过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8oRo1nOJ3DQMAcw8kByr6wUhlmNsYHazGuT0QzUrzIGO3jL1IBtqWjg"}
{"text": "哎呀！在附近的便利店被店员搭讪了！", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "挡什么挡每次扫黄都有你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8vlrol9gYZVeAsPT9U8U7YgdMibUnW3PuJ3yUjBYX9OA6pPyJoh2xfQQ"}
{"text": "我妈。", "question": "不考虑噪音、耗电、造型、预算之类的因素，只考虑洗净力的话，哪款家用洗衣机最强大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我忘不了竹田那种阴险的特殊技巧‘日食’。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4746925"}
{"text": "我的礼物包快递到哪了？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "那么这是校长的毒雾。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1528347"}
{"text": "把手举起来！脚也举起来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ty2myd0nj30ci0elgpk"}
{"text": "这是剧场版啦！出木杉闪开点！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hed7c5mlc4j30ci0eltdb"}
{"text": "复读一年就想当状元，你咋想的那么美呢", "question": "假如用你孩子一年的生命换得ta成为高考状元，你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以为是画呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937572"}
{"text": "谢谢你们，可以了，前面就是悬崖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6NLSuup0r7q28ayvEZ7VN0Pyt7mQcMOXib51MY7Lh27S9OPOc2ic4GXHw"}
{"text": "比克大魔王在里面放太久了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "胡子没刮干净。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3428336"}
{"text": "小学生作文大全。", "question": "有哪些书对你的文笔造成了深刻的影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用卢布付款。", "question": "第一的黑心企业惊人的公司内部规定是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6542342"}
{"text": "近年资本发现街舞这蛋糕不小后纷纷往里涌，表现之一有以“考级”为名义成立“官方组织”层出不穷今年 6 月在北京又成立了一个自称官方的组织，当时我作为媒体代表也应邀出席了发布会中间应该是某部门领导上场发言，讲街舞的审美与加强街舞研究的必要性刚开始听我还感觉挺耳熟的又过了一会儿这 tm 不是我知乎上的文章吗………………", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去年和今年相同。", "question": "请选手宣誓。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3582889"}
{"text": "只有相信的人才能得救，怎么了？你也不会原谅超过三次吧！", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 25, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "玉井整形外科医院", "question": "医院的名字让人感到不安到无法忍受。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1404431"}
{"text": "哎呀，红茶叶里加那种方糖可不太好哦。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "3394565"}
{"text": "她保证婚后少打我，她做到了", "question": "你老婆对你好到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我坐在沙发上刷知乎。媳妇走过来对我说：「你看我裤子都起褶皱了。」我随口应道：「好，我给你拉展点儿。」正当我准备去拉时，忽然发现媳妇神情不对，惊觉事情没这么简单。衣服上有褶皱，本来自己拉拉就行了，为什么特意过来跟我说？肯定是对我有所期待，那期待是……我连忙改口说：「下午给你买条新的。」媳妇依然没接话。这说明我话没说到她心坎里。是想现在就去买新衣服吗？不对，快到饭点了，今天是在家里吃午饭。如果不是让我考虑褶皱的结果，进而去解决，难道她是想让我想到褶皱的原因，然后……我终于反应过来，欣喜地说：「亲爱的，你瘦了！」", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的推理桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，终于完成了啊……砰、沙沙沙、咚！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2145969"}
{"text": "骨头理得太深了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq4Lc5TfjTvQdsrtsUwibGIGdsPXiaBLzYBGkPwMGmbiaclnSsIsdGfTePA"}
{"text": "哈哈，那之后我们去酒吧吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6426747"}
{"text": "大丈夫啊，克林！你没有鼻子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4503223"}
{"text": "生吧，孩子算我的！！！！", "question": "在爱情面前你能卑微到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猎人×猎人是不是休载很久了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5541397"}
{"text": "租房的时候，男室友想找女室友，女室友也想找女室友。", "question": "作为男性，你在什么时候感受到过性别歧视？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于重温到自己钟情的A片", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr896323j20u013wjv2"}
{"text": "这幅画的内容居然是我盯着这本画册", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0453x2nkV2785eeWxK3rKtKnvISS3Kibeubw41WOyzmGCSTGU1QvIUYQ"}
{"text": "不行，不能看，不能看，不能看。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235839"}
{"text": "装病在家面对爱吃的饭菜还得装作没胃口的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmPLibhlAibEusRkQPwlytj9DziaCYOuiarZM7aJQOZkgWRXcomibKtlHNiaPA"}
{"text": "买现成的花生酱就行了，时间来不及了，又没通过毕业考试。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "6508092"}
{"text": "原来应该是SDG，但是现在变多了，所以就加了个复数的s。", "question": "SDGs是可持续发展目标的缩写，它要求我们必须采取行动来保护地球和人类社会。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160287"}
{"text": "后半程没笑场也体现了强大的心理素质。", "question": "如何看待李坚柔获得短道 500 米奥运冠军？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朝闻道，夕すごい（斯阔以）。形容一个人反射弧很长。", "question": "有哪些和日语相关的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天我看到你了？这就和你有了缘分！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6921126"}
{"text": "虽然经常拔错牙，但是患者投诉率几乎为零", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWWOyy63fS7MVHibC26v9j2xBicFMtiaXN7tV5GwgibQ6guQsaCicY3AUibJAQ"}
{"text": "“老板我今天想请一天假理由？嗯……我丈夫去世了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VHEUlDooDYsKTA8UzibibvJXibKORrcDeKB1Sw5YWCO6MoK1Ny5R87cgXQ"}
{"text": "还欠钱呢！", "question": "芦田爱菜非常生气。", "star": 1236, "type": "T2T", "image": "6866936"}
{"text": "东京的钱刚才飞到那边去了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3160377"}
{"text": "瞎说几本：船舶制造...航海技术...海豚培训...植物种植...家畜养殖，然后就吃着火锅唱着歌，坐着船回大陆了。", "question": "你会带哪十本书到荒岛度过一生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我准备的万能结尾开头:风雨多经人未老，关山初度路犹长。终究还是给自己用上了", "question": "怎样评价2020国考？考完的你什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对出轨父亲的惩罚之旅。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1262474"}
{"text": "展品太少了", "question": null, "star": 202, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw0xvedwo7j60vs16d0zt02"}
{"text": "我可不会把女儿嫁给像你这种没骨头的胆小鬼！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5641765"}
{"text": "没有结束。", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "无论是什么三位数，重复两次就变成了六位数，并且一定能被7整除。", "question": "这个人真是的，竟然在关键时刻掉链子。", "star": 4528, "type": "T2T", "image": "578759"}
{"text": "足球迷还是比影迷好点，起码知乎我没看到有人问国足超巴西没。", "question": "现在的国产电影已经超越好莱坞了吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你知不知道，如果没有把《鬼灭之刃》录下来，那就是在选择死亡！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581812"}
{"text": "一看就是新生家长", "question": null, "star": 118, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "记住犯人气味了吗？去追吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4twbhoo8bj30ci0eljv3"}
{"text": "制作播放量只有5的视频也叫工作？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h973xtlukkj30ci0eladf"}
{"text": "在上一个快闪舞的最终确认中，有三个人丧生。", "question": "这个提议可能失败，为什么这么想？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541297"}
{"text": " 开一天车。看看我到底在想什么。 ", "question": "对男士来说，如果让你做一天女人，你最想体验什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "催眠师的自我修养", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk47yzAq0sPsWmnTQDoiaiahYjfQlFm2M6H2N76UsnicaGQmhmnGoruYibk5w"}
{"text": "主人是六指", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "我期待的钱没有利息。", "question": "监狱出来二十年了，吓了一跳。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7315376"}
{"text": "说得好！", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "大意了，没有闪", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "不倒翁摔倒了，有个摆出独特姿势的孩子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7077397"}
{"text": "其实是个护手霜。", "question": "我讨厌这种熊猫面包。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6553539"}
{"text": "屁的后坐力太强了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S15wWqbY0icsyOwSWPWndUPAS9iamdiam8I38kr96rU4ZFwplly1CMC2XHzrzvTAndYEcD1UUqtvmOQ"}
{"text": "美国有个网红铁匠，擅长把各种旧钥匙旧扳手改造成创意小刀，对于来他铁匠铺参观他工作的淳朴美国人，他必须得不厌其烦地叮嘱每一个淳朴的美国人：不要摸红色的铁。", "question": "有哪个瞬间让你觉得美国人很愚蠢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是一部连杨丽娟都看不下去的电影。", "question": "如何评价电影《富春山居图》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海豚超级可爱。", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "4498774"}
{"text": "过年爸妈让你给亲戚做自我介绍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksS3SrdBPtM8uKxaKJOANrUU2TWszI8lLszWR7h73qoDhMHUwkHPKBuA"}
{"text": "女装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g94lqmgp2yj212g13mgqg"}
{"text": "因为无论如何球都进不去，只好这样做了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5058743"}
{"text": "我在大阪的猫咪面前学了巴掌鼓掌的声音。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1043636"}
{"text": "那是那边的客人，我带他过来给您看看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6604506"}
{"text": "虽然我喜欢鸡肉皮，但因为和葱牛肉是同样的价格，所以感觉亏了，点不下口。", "question": "烧烤常见知识。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6522054"}
{"text": "你。。。这不就是 007 游戏代练么？没有三险一金，一个月 4 千二，你个奸商。", "question": "如果给你5万，让你一年内除了吃喝拉撒睡，都在打游戏，你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "chainsmeowker", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "现在叫「正能量」。", "question": "精神胜利法在现代的中国还普遍吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "操作系统不会允许用户访问、修改及删除核心系统文件，因为这会损坏系统，导致运行异常。", "question": "既然思想是我的，那么为什么有时候我控制不了我的负面情绪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两个互相监督减肥的人在晚上十点相互道过晚安之后邂逅在甜品站。", "question": "你所经历的最巧合的事情是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都说了上课的时候不要射击！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibf9UykG0PHVwur2mfg6ApPiacFkJLO6LhkvNEUvtfyUMpCLOnAXZ2mrw"}
{"text": "喂喂喂！那边的人类不要在动物园大声喧哗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzk7jyozwrj30ci0eltce"}
{"text": "我就射不中了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo0xrpdw4oj20ay0bjjt7"}
{"text": "我的头像不让上传，是运营在欺负人吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388638"}
{"text": "请问这个导演的签名是什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3887448"}
{"text": "不小心报名了女子组，只好打得娘一些", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk79Q0KTGo9Eg8s3WIzDIjeHfAsskuH5iaLL7iae6d7E2tEzAJhmxCMGPPA"}
{"text": "阿基米德。", "question": "你见过最杠的杠精什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "会议即将结束。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "孙子，爷爷给你占个坑update 4.19，2015 你爷爷已经在腾讯实习了，你有机会了，月薪四千。update 5.1，2016 去百度了，准备留年薪 19w 了。update 10.1, 2017 去独角兽了，年薪 25w 了。update 3.1, 2018 去另一个独角兽了，年薪 50w 了。", "question": "生在显赫的家族里是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他真的只有三厘米", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjABYPo3yHggGaosxibFj0GFWpBSldoibeibpkUrJFnrxibthkMt8WkDXNCHg"}
{"text": "你在这站着别动，我去做个核酸再回来~", "question": "假如文学大师们还活着，他们会怎样描述今天的疫情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乾隆御赐～黄褂马", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "今年樱花又开了。", "question": "请快点结束这个故事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160382"}
{"text": "山大？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "当你非常想睡觉，但耳边一直有蚊子在飞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCicf0sde6EHVcx09VkPQHQiaCbMcGWecgGibnqWkwrVUQ7dxoM6ugzLENQ"}
{"text": "小四正在努力地拔出被埋在土里的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea6q5ihhw4j20ba0aq3zk"}
{"text": "谁要看专科医生啊，肯定要看本科啊！", "question": "有哪些有名的，想讽刺他人无能，却暴露自己无知的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "该去山上找后羿谈谈了", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "和狗狗打招呼，一起远距离吠叫。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "6点12分！6点12分！", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glfdxkm71dj60x5187jx902"}
{"text": "不会自我管理的肥宅不可信", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379241"}
{"text": "爷爷！那是什么？是彼得啊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5997495"}
{"text": "口？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "我要把吃不完的年糕埋在这里...", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "1499873"}
{"text": "？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "不要和古典经济学派的人打架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nETEWGs6icvoDpnXwGCbZZMx3sc5c9wAjzY4wyGQqTKicp6ia0vuSEKfSvA"}
{"text": "洗衣机太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480666"}
{"text": "金子", "question": "请告诉我有女友和没有女友的人之间决定性的区别。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3959914"}
{"text": "你信不信，相比后半辈子过着连衣食住行都要听从儿女的指导的家庭生活，他们更愿意选择被毒死。关键不在科不科学，在：这个家究竟听谁的？", "question": "为什么向父母科普转基因他们宁愿相信微信朋友圈，都不相信我这个有生物竞赛奖的亲儿子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（我说美杜莎你能好好看着别人眼睛说话吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZ46Rfo2s5oYS0SwQNM1XFre20J7fKEXuzHNWdVXPPRwMPUaqMxqt7Qw"}
{"text": "消费税取消。", "question": "用七个字让大家幸福。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5914100"}
{"text": "复仇的战士向骑士发誓。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6678046"}
{"text": "你们三不会正在盗我的墓吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHybr89Ao7BwicHuukLGicDdsTcnibCe69Xjk7040MMcvF4yp7Xc5vJ3sLg"}
{"text": "还有你身后为什么飘着一个红框啊", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "“he……tui”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "你猜今天的奥特光波从哪里发射?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPsuXpKHtGhokhiclxWUQgtyy1Wc8xuCXiaSn9ibcTVmanu2e3G2lcRgZxw"}
{"text": "你知道尼扣酱大魔王吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3772211"}
{"text": "桃李满天下，三年五年成老柿子。", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "绿色的护照", "question": "如果把莲藕打翻，可能会溅出果汁一样的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2851010"}
{"text": "班级委员长被看到玩角色扮演。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387839"}
{"text": "我一个同学，有一天拿了一把吉他表演，台底下喝倒彩，他就捏了个纸团用吉他弦弹了过去……", "question": "哪些事情让你觉得「哇！还可以这么干」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个人点了一份 c 语言套餐，然后他被烫死了一个人点了一份 c＋＋套餐，然后他被服务员告知“该菜单不能为 read”。一个人点了一份 java 套餐，然后服务员说今天的 jre 卖完了。一个人点了一份 javascrpt 套餐，然后菜单就变了……然后大家明白了，php 是最好的套餐。", "question": "突然想开一家程序员主题的餐馆，名字就叫程序员的菜，菜名就叫各种语言中的关键字，各位指点一哈，有前途没？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸！我在数学考试中得了100分！好厉害吧？", "question": "自己夸自己可不行！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386988"}
{"text": "糟了！救我！", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "无论做多少个俯卧撑从One（汪）开始就没加过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyiwqlmbhmj30ci0eljvj"}
{"text": "蹦极绳子太长了！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9qh0uvpjgj20be09c751"}
{"text": "送一个仙人掌给她 ", "question": "邻居有孕妇，让你关掉 Wi-Fi 怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈的！被发现了，下一个就是我了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6858293"}
{"text": "当你觉得自己没用时，想想这个泳池旁边的小便池", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHlgBSWfUZndjFJHGadgIh5XvfuQTJhxF4DLyA3pI11ItOrmRhiaEqA5g"}
{"text": "看了一半剧发现是斗罗大陆", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "轮到我们成水猴子了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "秋冬天你家刚从被子里钻出来的猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY38MI62HjjklXDRlAOHia2gGUhMGHGQyA0veS2n5907ovOaSCP3J3R7Qw"}
{"text": "我终于赢了小夫的石头剪刀布了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4832237"}
{"text": "我是要给头上做植发！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDq4bCknpt6yp3icOhBXclibmt4MvMGpHLtQibcE4AuU7QzcnicYUkmmRaqg"}
{"text": "我也这么想呢...哈啊~", "question": "别问我那种事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349422"}
{"text": "你玩过「扫雷」么？对我而言，扫雷最爽的一刻，不是成功标记出了 99 颗雷，而是突然点开了一大片空地。那感觉，wow！那么在点开空地之前，我在做什么？老老实实一颗一颗的标记雷。我不想胡乱点，寄希望于自己运气够好命够硬，能在某一次就点开一大片。我不想死。在点开空地之后呢？还是在老老实实标记一颗一颗的雷。只不过心里稍微有点兴奋，眼睛里闪烁着光。", "question": "一个一辈子都没有做出突破性贡献的科研工作者对这个社会有什么贡献？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我明明记得关了闹钟的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0t1I7TpOcXhZlclzDRc0Wibia4BJTGChibN4kwW5XJzL8qiaXgUbHEHJ7pQw"}
{"text": "那就这样吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3409126"}
{"text": "税费", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5820378"}
{"text": "DNA鉴定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhrf0four4j30ci0elq5y"}
{"text": "哇新来的饲养员好帅哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkzRYEFxKrMictzWrhwtmp8415FkMHfpm2AThqCBjIGUDvLuMgozDN3rA"}
{"text": "盘腿坐下", "question": "把这个名牌商品拍得像厨房用品一样普通点可以吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265129"}
{"text": "我摸了 3 年，还没摸清楚这个行业！！！！！", "question": "一周之内真的能摸清一个行业吗？如果能，该如何做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我现在有信心能击败他。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4794095"}
{"text": "等待宿舍唯一带钥匙的家伙", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3kajh95gfj20yi13h49y"}
{"text": "迷雾，幻影", "question": "无法不加抑扬就发音的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4239752"}
{"text": "聊得太起劲了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7d6it9brej30ci0eldj3"}
{"text": "等会再亲我先讲两句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ezfjxlo94hj20b108wdgy"}
{"text": "我的沙拉怎么一直在讲笑话啦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GZX3BKX3ficvJpgyxib8O7JhsyRlwqzLjicgH9nTwKE5LldIEHExrWDI6w"}
{"text": "放了个P，给老公闻闻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkl8qBQTAMHVyU8zaBUMTARA0M1CL3Wib3lo3a6kHQKW3p65NRpBUx5qA"}
{"text": "花生过敏", "question": "花生酱爱好者加州夏的烦恼", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265126"}
{"text": "始终由工作人员进行的试映会影像。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "医生说每天只能吃一勺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibXdlGPx3axt9MpBntSQewwKWz3KUNPPj7xWuXojv7NJLD15NWC4jAPA"}
{"text": "你会进入这个不可思议的迷宫吗？>>好的，不会。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3665553"}
{"text": "我变得小心翼翼了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6423314"}
{"text": "穿着体操服。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387802"}
{"text": "吃掉，元气弹！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2773974"}
{"text": "在休息时，小提琴手正在吃松茸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2595428"}
{"text": "一个男生打游戏当然不好，得一个宿舍一起打。", "question": "你感觉一个男生/女生打游戏好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沙雕", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "照明变红开始了倒计时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8isc7z07yj30ci0eldkj"}
{"text": "总会有一个人蒙对的！", "question": "可以留下一个你对未来的预言吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被分类投放的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNAEQicic70eq9CFsyticpWViaTq6UXxSls66B8hZicPyFHYWibtGK8jWFMAdw"}
{"text": "怀孕的时候如果不做适量运动，以后就会变成她这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wictPGWf4TACFyDAwwyYZ0r1tovjGduLDH9Y2gumLV9OPqDmicZ4DO7ibg"}
{"text": "某天早上迷迷糊糊接到导师电话：XX你以后码论文能不能仔细谦虚一点，你把「本文研究发现」打成「本王研究发现」了！  ", "question": "你和导师之间发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "春天种的旺旺仙贝丰收了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrzH81ScIY9jMibrWiaz4n7niauExMoNCSs0DfdOWdIB1ib4YBq8J1tLbKrg"}
{"text": "在我们东北，早餐就有煎饼果汁。", "question": "为什么中国人的早饭，几乎不喝饮料/果汁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再见了，解雇通知书。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7047741"}
{"text": "那个……我是来家访的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ool35e71j30ci0eltc1"}
{"text": "这是钢琴瓷砖......", "question": "在寂寞的时候弹钢琴会发生什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5668215"}
{"text": "哎呀！右膝盖的半月板受伤了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6032992"}
{"text": "院子里拴了一条狗每天这群猫都来跟狗炫耀自由", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec8zrcvja4j20c809jwfk"}
{"text": "卷咪想要妈妈亲亲了是不是？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPgeY7GxUXJeE1iaqrh3f8rsoicIEvt05kA5GZIkHMibQpxiabrtKRN8CG5Q"}
{"text": "大雄（从声音可以判断，敌人的位置在左方1米内，人数在1人左右）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq7szkci3cj30ci0elten"}
{"text": "考试的时候一直在循环一首歌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tX5RH67OP7XBOIabwN0HC6wd0aAWBZ3R2Ojtia670HAtRibW71LW9tA3A"}
{"text": "这家伙，就是这家伙，传说中的阴险小人，我以为是做梦，捏了捏自己的脸颊。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6444462"}
{"text": "那时，我很想要一瓶可乐，但被本杰明压住我和绫鹰的左手脖颈，我无法原谅他。", "question": null, "star": 104, "type": "I2T", "image": "1474844"}
{"text": "遗嘱说不笑子孙不得遗产", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0AKvWXia9gxESRVjGUPZ4YnIbGtNOElxLDozh2rhrJu10OJxgwUIwv7A"}
{"text": "总是在「你是男人！」和「你还是不是男人？」以及「你不是男人！」之间挣扎。", "question": "在中国做男人是一种什么样的感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下面好久没修剪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7S9pWB0ZaYbqeqOHcnTqtJyBZ6phYDJp91H4sHwoZZ24suPogUia4Kqg"}
{"text": "你永远不知道一句“向右转”能把队列变成怎样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvSsGh5LAWJNFSqg2mjLq0DPe7iaMsXtLPFXaCuibUhp320kKZrvUwVmCw"}
{"text": "借鉴了，哈利 · 波特简直就是孙悟空的翻版。都没有父母。都被雷劈过。都用棒子当武器。脑袋上都有一个诅咒，都会因为一个光头而痛不欲生。都有一个胖子当好朋友，胖子的生命中一直有女人，自己却是单身。都在各自的世界有着极高的知名度，所有人见到他都会感慨啊原来是你！都会奇奇怪怪的魔法。", "question": "如何看待「《哈利波特》和《魔戒》有很多内容借鉴了《西游记》」的说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这块棋子我不能让给你！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2976211"}
{"text": "师傅，跟上前面那辆面包车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPiaZTHUm4Wq0RWBwiccYP53icAPSPjh1n5tPb1Vbboia2lXbI0yRQHHDd4g"}
{"text": "“你到底有多喜欢我？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owIjXqJWsOfibmyianBR5yH4VibCibWWZxl6A3vGEaVPq9sJMARCydA1J7iblw"}
{"text": "求我吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4ic7icbtAWEF5rdoIEcD3jCU3Aia9gXYBYPOicb1SmpdxUwtF4wmzwnFAXw"}
{"text": "笨死了！领带还要人家帮你弄！", "question": null, "star": 458, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haa3jzco0xj614019fgth02"}
{"text": "向着天空憧憬着~♫", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3846092"}
{"text": "你是在哪和妈妈走散的？", "question": null, "star": 575, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glk9vofcauj612914d46v02"}
{"text": "投诉信：你家的芭蕾舞衣脱不下来……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYicRBo8mZXLl8RQR96lYJjbHIkiboFicOI9zT0qTNNELkVylukIggIsBXg"}
{"text": "奶奶做的彩色拉面剩下了一些，我就带回家了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1588885"}
{"text": "应该是在这附近掉的隐形眼镜吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380830"}
{"text": "对于初吻来说太疼了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5664426"}
{"text": "聊了两个多月，红包发了1万多，昨晚想约出来见个面，她说：在家见面也是一样的！”原来是自已老婆，到现在连家都不敢回！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqoBukX6eQBteZic7rzTUeXaicE0uO1GEakykkG0PkciarURibJYyqPSwxrg"}
{"text": "大热天的，一个只穿了短裤和运动鞋，上半身赤裸的老人正在走路！", "question": "别因为那种事就报110，你想报告的内容是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302954"}
{"text": "婴儿是怎么来的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2264666"}
{"text": "哆啦美「哥哥，你吸错了，吸管在那边?」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9zrpqrwr2j20be0ayq4c"}
{"text": "会不会我才是宠物人类才是主人呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibcNrVQmpicwSPHu80Ywv1KmfR74NXbzP9ApFtGBicdAArhu9jP9ADicY8g"}
{"text": "“孙悟空睡觉都比你快，赶紧睡觉”", "question": "孩子问我如果孙悟空参加奥运会，因为会 72 变\b是不是能参加所有项目，还都能得冠军，该怎么回答他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看起来不像受害者啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3419593"}
{"text": "老师「楼下教室的同学比你们更刻苦呢」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edgpno73ylj209s0ch0to"}
{"text": "惩罚环节居然是吃掉自己做的食物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicNxLIGfm6ARzdDS1S8WGy6cqOeicp3Wia526DSG36KqEQOIUqBqERPVPw"}
{"text": "医生我还有救吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibLCc9VuqibHdcry2OkUuIp5FicYtKYXf1drMsLHib59dXVCFKddeTbTH4g"}
{"text": "我是熊...前几天只是在道路上放松一下，就被枪打了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7358078"}
{"text": "地球吃饱了。", "question": null, "star": 45, "type": "I2T", "image": "7156190"}
{"text": "但是妈妈说，媳妇的名字听起来像囚犯的称呼。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "国祭象棋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElOibZO1VvOnbwVU8V1xtI9wAtI3KUPEr9pA06QaibJFj5XHRiaicYPz4r3A"}
{"text": "动车站门口的摩的师傅", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "生物课上老师讲到厂“卷舌是隐性基因”时的同学们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqVZnqHFaVCfu1ycmG40yVVF9QxU7kpKVKx8nmHmkAyZRaZWqDb1d96w"}
{"text": "“咱都有熊掌了不能吃鱼！！！”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "兵马俑生产线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXyNeeY0OE5iaRgq6iayJYrCLn0GL5swRfkplgnCSrZPe7VYQSTo3xIubA"}
{"text": "灶台趁家里没人开始大吃特吃", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "每天给楼下流浪的狗狗带好吃的 ╰(￣▽￣)╮╰(￣▽￣)╮╰(￣▽￣)╮昨晚上下班回家它们不在，结果火腿肠被我吃掉了⊙︿⊙", "question": "有什么有趣的、可每日例行的小行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "兄弟，不要和我一起跑啊我只是迟到了你是持枪伤人啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkIrsNfNynHE02uBlVJUicAYMYHhuKiaxEnFBgbhwQ0veYy0hhEnTaDETQ"}
{"text": "麻省理工学院农业与生命科学学院海洋生物学系", "question": "不用简称说就是我的小克拉。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1679070"}
{"text": "如果你是第一次出门买东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6642476"}
{"text": "刚吞下的猫头鹰吵死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hga91754qqj30ci0elq5v"}
{"text": "等下一班电车。", "question": "如果错过了末班车。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6155533"}
{"text": "滨田先生！我找你了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6207660"}
{"text": "老公，从这里可以看到女浴室哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6795716"}
{"text": "告诉我你最喜欢的人，因为不会告诉任何人。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "这是下联，下联联出来了", "question": "「此为绝对，绝对对不出来」，如何对出下联？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快乐？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987963"}
{"text": "不能笑的系列，笑点掩饰法其13", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482680"}
{"text": "哎吆，咱们又见面了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw6xbch77hj20yi13pnl0"}
{"text": "那你今天要我去杀谁？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586006"}
{"text": "一个无人知晓的陌生人成为了家人的吉尼斯纪录", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160971"}
{"text": "“请配吐槽语”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "夏天最作的问题：我和雪糕你到底选谁？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tzFgCnmc8314x3CZ4Ecd9I8ibVMNgYoxYicnIGIbY2iaCFNkkBbLia7nD1A"}
{"text": "秋山和加藤出现在了成功哥GP上。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6005467"}
{"text": "捡回一条命啊，竟然买了蕾丝回来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6981980"}
{"text": "实不相瞒，在我的作文里，《史记》有曾国藩篇……", "question": "学生时代为了写作文编过哪些可笑的素材？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄！你回来了啊！", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "对不起，我不太明白您的意思。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6910738"}
{"text": "大哥：“你把图案印在T恤上了吗？”小弟：“是的，我已经做了100件。”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5689531"}
{"text": "准备把烤肉放生的素食主义者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicbO0Oia34ABQRw7z5ACdv69KInS57Ajkqze21hiaamyF7tJ4wkKUicGs6g"}
{"text": "让我下决心刷牙的契机是一天五次遇到这种反应特别是那只猴子的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h34jc6mq2pj30ci0eljso"}
{"text": "被绳子吊着的箱子在上下晃动。", "question": "请您告诉我电梯的运作原理。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2013597"}
{"text": "我的爸爸是可口可乐的CEO！", "question": "您加入我们公司的概率是1/8192。请问您有什么问题吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6725394"}
{"text": "赞美之词", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "因为一点儿雨都没下，所以要浇水。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6044067"}
{"text": "一个陌生女子和一个陌生男子一起走着。", "question": null, "star": 43119, "type": "I2T", "image": "933607"}
{"text": "把战利品披身上的部落", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbehinx7dkj30ci0el417"}
{"text": "哎呀，我的天啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6504937"}
{"text": "为了不嫁给这样的男人。", "question": "和爸爸的朋友们一起吃饭，怎样回答他们「女生为什么要学习？要学历？将来还不是嫁人然后在家做饭带小孩？」这种问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这届家长会真不得了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glfkslmyhhj30ci0el46q"}
{"text": "柯南在。", "question": "这种婚礼我讨厌什么样的婚礼", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4827874"}
{"text": "你把拐杖忘啦！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7111716"}
{"text": "吴邪的满月宴上第一次见到张起灵", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "在我父亲被纪检带走的那个晚上。", "question": "忽然发现家里很有钱是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对没有长毛的孩子束手无策。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "手被强力胶粘住了  你可以帮帮我吗", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "睡觉", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "作家的书可以借我吗？", "question": null, "star": 7051, "type": "I2T", "image": "4959826"}
{"text": "今天用哪个撑bra比较好呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7roibvtmjtM3iaibXsAOynmGK1KkbZGvV0g5RcdOV4a8fPKZyqiaicfTD1Cg"}
{"text": "你的安全带，你知道吧！", "question": "驾校常见的欺凌行为。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4175323"}
{"text": "好像拉直头发失败了的哥斯拉一直没露面。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "2881425"}
{"text": "我的便当", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HzsqaBZIKjGEsxxrgODLdQumwB78xib76GuK4ohO18pCibvfbnzR9aA3lATMiaNNicyYH7juT7FuMn5Q"}
{"text": "初恋啊，就是那么甜中带酸。就像吃柠檬的猩猩一样。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "我十分欣赏你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "zu5932bSzJUodF14Sybwl6zdytn7TsZ5dggSUiaNDTPqlkaGXVHR9HqIJ5G2ltIhCk7Pw4WsN0F2AicNlSEnBxww"}
{"text": "千虑一失，休息一下。", "question": "给那位伟人四个字的名字加上别的意思。", "star": 39, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109737"}
{"text": "不要放弃啊———！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4381302"}
{"text": "有只虫在嘴角，不知道该不该拍死它", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEwq3LVqmW1zkMej67bs3vNKrZNPia4WRMKVw8vGxgc60NUjKXLsPZw0A"}
{"text": "太热了打不开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5848868"}
{"text": "我们本科班有个女生，有次做实验，样品刚从离心机离心完拿出来，然后这个女生问老师，老师，接下来干什么？，摇匀吗？", "question": "有哪些只有化学生才懂的冷笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女孩子打游戏会回消息吗？", "question": "男生打游戏会回信息吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我曾经看到我们高中食堂的师傅，用一根筷子（差不多粗细吧，不过据说后期换成了针）捅破鸡蛋壳，然后放在一个网兜里在锅里不停的甩。以后就飘出絮状蛋花了。顺便一提。那么大的一桶汤啊，就一个鸡蛋，还每碗都有蛋花，想想也醉了。", "question": "做鸡蛋汤如何把鸡蛋打出完美的絮状？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就是他蹭我们wifi！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "河里有吃鸡的鱼，而他们只有一个瓶子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibEb8zKIrkpwFiciasWQSyMtI8UkPdp6VQZ6LicObxoicl0wAMbxGW2ec9vw"}
{"text": "祝贺你康复！尿已经完全是尿味了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyu1shsU2CDicicDave4ssjfNdokbXse0UPxpR2ib2q8xwAlUtnA7GNks3Q"}
{"text": "飞盘扔得越来越离谱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRP8tHtdGryKvCjF7gBFE4T12IuuUEKicuS6huaqBAc1XCEmKngwhANBJA"}
{"text": "考完试一起对答案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq4qnodCHDw0iaxZNjuaPZ36XxL7acGlzgUvuYHgoWZJ6iaUnxuicLwg8kw"}
{"text": "可以嫁...", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8e95zyzn2j20g50ecgp0"}
{"text": "六根指头好可怜啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwfui1bg7vj20yi1691kx"}
{"text": "他展示了魔术来提高支持率。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5656316"}
{"text": "棒极了！", "question": "请你从那个节目的名称中只取一个字，然后把这个字去掉，制作出看起来不太有趣的节目。", "star": 29, "type": "T2T", "image": "4102861"}
{"text": "就昨天晚上，饿了，点了碗螺蛳粉。外卖备注上写，酸笋加量。是的我就是这么英勇。嗦了一半，饱了，把剩下的一半汤汤水水包扎好，放到角落里，打算明天早上出门时拿去扔。然后慢慢睡着了。然后现在，凌晨两点，被一股恶臭熏醒了。那个味道，怎么形容呢。刚醒过来时我头昏脑胀，下意识以为自己守了一晚上的公厕。而且是停水很久的那种 :)", "question": "你亲自闻过的最难闻的气味是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老婆摆出了这架势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h34jchuk57j30ci0elwfa"}
{"text": "在等主人便便", "question": null, "star": 167, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ma409aruj6140140wp702"}
{"text": "每次买单时都这样！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg4e42m252j30ci0eljsi"}
{"text": "又穿了吊袜带。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5725411"}
{"text": "我被打的瞬间愣住了。", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "皱眉", "question": "即使打九五折也不想买的东西", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6292730"}
{"text": "现在做生意真是越来越像谈恋爱了", "question": "如何试探女朋友的家底？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我拿到的是厨师证。", "question": "驾驶粗心大意，在驾校里发生了463次事故的人竟然拿到了驾照，这是什么道理？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349859"}
{"text": "这部电影让所有人都哭了，我会给他们每人一万美元。", "question": "满屏都是让人想哭的年代剧的配乐。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3733869"}
{"text": "一到冬天，南方水平集体下降", "question": "南北打 DotA 有什么差异吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一直都以为只有一个奥特曼...长得不一样时应该是换演员了…", "question": "如何快速记下所有奥特曼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“把我的右手抢回来”", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "闪烁的星星", "question": "把米料理的名字稍微改一下，先试着做看看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5139110"}
{"text": "我的小明……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha1zjenh8nj30ci0elab7"}
{"text": "随地小便被切了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgh52uakh8j30ci0eltbf"}
{"text": "现在的骑士好像不会在这样的深山里工地现场战斗了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5527851"}
{"text": "体测第二天的移动姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kvsrgjQXrXlrM9NsibNe6gwiaYaeNFxGlLUCOrSV5ib6GJl3EZy4FeUibZA"}
{"text": "第四次失败了。", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387647"}
{"text": "还有十分钟开学，我可以的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6iclXdAaaMON92LpGonAkj6P7WfCQl2oqs3506w74L8uZhDnfB6WIMtQ"}
{"text": "好疼啊，好疼啊，飞过来吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7245765"}
{"text": "没时间解释了快给我罐罐和牛奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvszwlbje0j30ci0el41p"}
{"text": "我可吃完了，你快点舔，凤仙郡等着下雨呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKLD5ibVicxMiculTGQVuZrANwk0RzrKukweSLAkTkibuhGiaUrn7ajQ5yaTg"}
{"text": "黄牛说有一个特价票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4lJyGkWraBHWwq79NDstiaU12PR499P8ajBpIKdHHFPD5APN3PTlcgL3UdZ2Gu5tMiaBVNpqTiaIUA"}
{"text": "柯南要来？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6452235"}
{"text": "没事的啦～即使没哆啦A梦也有少年法保护我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hes9a4plt9j30ci0elq6r"}
{"text": "我女儿三岁，一天我给她梳头，她嚷着要看看发型。我到处找镜子，告诉她，除非有两面镜子，不然世界上没人可以看到自己的后脑勺。女儿呆了，我说你还小，不懂，等你长大再教你光的反射原理。我女儿像看傻子一样看我一眼，说你不知道用手机照个相？！", "question": "有文化有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我当初要是没咬金牌就好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtaknnczh5j60u014043x02"}
{"text": "系统提示:你们有 67 个共同朋友，是否添加她为好友？", "question": "怎么用一句话，写出一个悲情的有诗感的爱情故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，厕所我好了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7185211"}
{"text": "同居的第一天，看到了她的素颜。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3048389"}
{"text": "看起来……我穿了呢。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6469079"}
{"text": "最近生意不好做啊，来猫咖的人都少了", "question": null, "star": 53, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "用户是喜欢捡便宜，而不是喜欢便宜。", "question": "电子商城里面「下单立减」的意义在哪里，为什么不直接降低价格呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是的，那天把我推到水池里的就是我。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1354708"}
{"text": "看到上面的回答，突然想到会不会飞船上的人觉得只过了一瞬间，人类却在这1400年实现了空间跳跃，他们下飞船的时候kepler-452b已经住满了地球人，而他们却不知道，只是在见识到了1400年后的科技之后，觉得外星人的科技已经可以轻易秒杀地球人而诚惶诚恐，不敢透漏地球的信息。", "question": "如果不考虑加速阶段，直接以光速飞向 Kepler - 452b，1400 光年的距离需要多长时间到达？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被同胞坑。", "question": "留学海外，什么事情让你最难过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猜猜谁拉在裤子里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hexq4ner08j30ci0elgp0"}
{"text": "当龙猫宝宝知道自己不是龙也不是猫时", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "上课吃零食时装作思考的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WnuE7njvIq6iaJgu2KXyeYzXqU3b7ZkrvDI4PibuSMG767m6TOm0FkTPQ"}
{"text": "马保国的第一招就被对手拆解", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKd5OoRY9hicCnz1wkibg74aQWSiayVua03Y9MIaPsdMRs84eekn5JOThFw"}
{"text": "意识到出番不是现在的事情，行动变得僵硬。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7013501"}
{"text": "还好，到现在都没反应过来，要不得后悔死……", "question": "你错过了哪些异性对你的暗示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太阳、小镇、天使。", "question": "请用三个词解释那个著名的乐队。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6916858"}
{"text": "川剧变脸进行行到一半斗篷被人掀了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZicV0d59Y00Dicqf6oYhoroQiaTkTibNRa10D2wzp5v3ibIoxONTYbcHfzhA"}
{"text": "我拿buff，谢谢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suooQpOCNS5jlCsnIHUSqhV4yHWu1nhmEp22jxJYfPYnDQ0VIY1fBy4sw"}
{"text": "新成立的不良团伙。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7232534"}
{"text": "12306买票输验证码的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7S5AbGHHE1ReN2z2jVrKAppGpzaJe4tzEMZYM4l9jkuCJWg2c95HygA"}
{"text": "老师：放松阶段请选择一个你最舒服的姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1PHsnTu4se7saycFWoydfgiaynZcy5TnhV9JTjPtTNEGyjia3zOmgnx8w"}
{"text": "这次的哈根达斯有这6种口味哦~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070000"}
{"text": "🐎了=做了", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy0qc92rkoj60uc0uc0wt02"}
{"text": "小燕子，穿花衣，年年春天来这里，我问燕子你为啥来，燕子说：管好你自己！", "question": "如何看待前央视「一哥」张宏民独自在街头吃雪糕被网友批「人生失败」？怎样的人生评价标准才是客观理性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果用川菜……各国领导人围在一起在捞血旺，烫毛肚，满盘子刨辣子找鸡丁，辣的出汗，吐舌头，擤鼻涕……满大厅的油烟味、辣椒味、花椒味……这画面……", "question": "为什么国宴的首选是淮扬菜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈我想要这个塑料小人", "question": null, "star": 1700, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "合金弹头获救人质", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YojbxGdq6dDppX3jl6QZ2XcqwlM9xFvtxgxqfmVvywMuj5KmXeXNFYQ"}
{"text": "只好以60km/h的速度行走的老奶奶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwmwq9yxpjj20mg0oqgol"}
{"text": "并不是…… 这个其实告诉我们中国教育对天资平平的人特别宽容，为了保证我们这样的普通人能有个努力的机会，生生浪费了人家聪明人几年的时间……", "question": "14 岁女孩高考 677 分是不是对中国教育模式的一记响亮的耳光？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "驯服了一只海豚", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "昨晚完全没有复习啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNNlz0W5LJkKjibicoAomAf1RiarRvAXdojhyicM9icCgFurUs8PuftCdQtYA"}
{"text": "拦截老师扔的粉笔头", "question": null, "star": 185, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvjoq6f2tlj611o18kwlx02"}
{"text": "我抓住了Y。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7321423"}
{"text": "我想吃肉包子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6758856"}
{"text": "老师，田中同学忍不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMebZrVj2bqlibePvCzzlELU8iaf4ZrP8eicL0l9H0PSRcILIaDKHNZWDEhg"}
{"text": "前辈！有石头卡在左边了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4788352"}
{"text": "只因", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "发工资第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSRRllZ2d9UAibUFyZAOuJrVlZODGibUI2GXu3uMIRf9ISsN9Vtth1JLYcMUlicicHEYRJuQ41icVmaZw"}
{"text": "谢谢您的购买。", "question": "我在服装店里试穿了店员推荐的衣服，店员看到我这样的穿着，说出了一句出乎意料的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302441"}
{"text": "价格标准是按码计算的。", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "不算全校轰动吧，但是大家都知道了。那年夏天，天朗气清，微风习习，炎炎夏日，清清河水。淹死了两个中学生……因为他俩都是平时长期逃课的学生，所以直到在河里浮起来才被人发现，已经面目全非了。全市所有的中学开始摸排到底是哪两个学生，好死不死我那天翘课了，然后，听说学校和我家里都炸咯。家里人从网吧里把我拉了出来。等我回到学校的时候，校长、教导主任、年级组长、班主任一大堆老师领导聚集在一起，每个人脸上全是担忧，没人问我干啥去了，也没人问我去了多久，就老师说了一句，「没事吧？」我懵懵的，「没事。」「快回教室去吧。」然后在这一大群校领导的注视下回了教室。", "question": "你们在高中时听说过什么全校轰动的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "[æ]和[e]", "question": null, "star": 294, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "就不会孤单了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc49gl76hbj30ci0eltc5"}
{"text": "露天浴室还有很远啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GsrnZQSXAsoIPpkDve4NXqOULsicULLXQia3IMCJgCkDPjbnTTBthww6IKBtTN88XXfcw5iaicTjYm6w"}
{"text": "空中悬垂", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3312108"}
{"text": "以为澡堂在排队所以跟了上来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJkUDhxGVn8SPammLxdMVIWoibO3dr8WIxicUia6Wjdcicwve0DCafIlGxPRyP1muXrmYpyCwKS3Zcw"}
{"text": "①克隆大作战：我方五个这东西对面五个这东西......还玩不玩游戏了，不小心击杀一个，欻欻欻，十个人无论身处峡谷何处全部都依次倒了真就牵一发而动全身把王者荣耀玩出多米诺骨牌的乐趣了呗.我想这如果上线了大家一定都会去尝试一番都为图一乐，出场率可观②排位... 还是算了太阴间了裸出复活甲，配上太乙岂不是直接 triple kill 了...别人玩养猪，万一你不小心把别人的猪蒸发了可还行", "question": "如果《王者荣耀》出一个脆皮英雄，只有一个被动技能，死亡时随机带走一个敌方英雄，出场率如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欺凌要保持距离。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5664603"}
{"text": "我把包掉了，里面的东西都变成了原材料。", "question": null, "star": 3249, "type": "I2T", "image": "6137103"}
{"text": "看到长得好又努力的孩子，我会想：真好！真对得起这张脸!看到长得好不努力的孩子，我会想：白瞎了那张脸!看到长得不好努力的孩子，我会想：做得好!这世上大部分人都是张平凡的脸，努力比什么都重要。看到长得不好又不努力的孩子，我会想：回家照照镜子，你还不努力点!", "question": "老师会对长得好看的学生有想法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地球 -> 地球", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "由于投诉，战斗场景被取消，突然变成了面部对决。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6999875"}
{"text": "在跳伞过程中所有东西都掉了下来，所以只好先抬头看看。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372402"}
{"text": "我准备把没收的学生游戏机拿出来了。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6859017"}
{"text": "什么都不舒服。", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "一男一女，男女交替。", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "别把没剥开的小的给我看。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7205149"}
{"text": "听不清对方在说什么的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuATD32qA6kIKUjVvlpplLzdKwK4zTbvejvLaiaiaZ0e2Wtsfia4FiaxqdlNgYACZ7lk1YPLibxKEdnTjMg"}
{"text": "看见我的第一反应就是脱裤子？？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "编译器：「你有个错误。」女生：「不可能！」编译器：「你听我解释。」女生：「我不听我不听我不听！」编译器：「……」女生：「你是不是不爱我了？你肯定和别的程序员好上了！」", "question": "女生学编程为什么难？是思维方式不对还是学习方式不对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "精心挑选的配菜", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5668949"}
{"text": "姐姐释放了被封印的黑暗力量！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7296150"}
{"text": "不可以养人类啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtn4ems3amj30ci0eldjb"}
{"text": "妈妈～一会儿洗澡可以带看它吗？", "question": null, "star": 278, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvwevo9yxfj60v31amteu02"}
{"text": "偷吃祭品的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEiaq76VGHOGXZqoYyg44rXRIjiaB9rBELxkZ32oLyFHxnO7en8H9aSOGg"}
{"text": "忘掉这些热昏的胡话吧。", "question": "物质在产生意识之前和谁对立统一？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不打倒所有猫咪就会一直回血的最终BOSS", "question": null, "star": 582, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grj9cp07qoj60u0141n4702"}
{"text": "再坚持一下马上就到起跑线了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gom1ppd2p3j30ci0elqc7"}
{"text": "如果天安门上再挂国徽会造成无限递归，从而导致爆栈，这个世界就会抛出 stackoverflow 异常而崩塌，我们会从母体中醒来。这是那帮机器人不想看到的。", "question": "为什么国徽上的天安门没有悬挂国徽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你踢朋友真是太低级了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6040057"}
{"text": "打喷嚏就能恢复本来面目。", "question": "宇宙人和地球人的共同点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010458"}
{"text": "这个起搏器是好的，我歇一会儿再试下一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Rjeficd1h1T8ibwiavhZTo73XI0INIp0OogmtyZWjfTEhhfIOklRFQvvZA"}
{"text": "九段青蛙跳", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6796922"}
{"text": "急诊！大夫！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1u6UticE04GYonTtRf9kzPSJxfKxSUWMnuUZF18ywQgyTlafrCUAuPxKw"}
{"text": "绿的那边还有三个机会，非常重要的一次进攻机会。", "question": null, "star": 281, "type": "I2T", "image": "1690860"}
{"text": "才恋爱半年多就开始动手动脚，这要结婚了还不得上床啊", "question": "男朋友总喜欢频繁跟我亲热，他是真的喜欢我，还是为了满足欲望?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么给我来一份炒饭", "question": null, "star": 225, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gymhn0aushj610p1a2jzu02"}
{"text": "“高德地图持续……”“你们几个明天去西伯利亚报道”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMgnV4nlu70GDleibdxny7WDIthGTKzd5jpoGdT52wf1Hy0NY3qUzFgkfFUXe5axohErBhu3azgUQ"}
{"text": "北斗神拳的终极奥义：无想转生！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "549183"}
{"text": "公交车马上就走了，你碗里的钱我们先用了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OFJmWTDQK7MIgc2bNHNEywQmBBZ1wUG0PrrQBp5tEq46cBFvRtKR1wg"}
{"text": "不然双十一、双十二为啥安排凌晨抢购呢？", "question": "是不是凌晨时分做出的决定总是非常糟糕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前有个黑社会威胁我，说他大哥每天养着 200 个兄弟，随时踏平我。我给他算了算，200 人，每人每天 100 元的吃饭和烟钱，一个月就是 60 万。200 人，每个月发 3000 元的生活费，一个月又是是 60 万。平常大哥的开销一个月 10 万算。你们大哥一个月的开销就是 130 万了，得赚多少啊，按照一个生意的毛利润 40％算，那支撑这 130 万的生意要一个月 325 万。结果这位兄弟自己算了一下就默默的走了。这还是啥都没干的情况呢。一个正规生意能做到 300 多万一个月的流水做什么黑社会啊。劳动密集型的社团势必会被淘汰。科学技术是第一生产力啊，同志们！", "question": "战争有多烧钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前方菜市口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVx9dCfq3w5ummavOy8O24wYKEr2No43t8SlNmzzV52NrUKh4NUN6RNA"}
{"text": "色盲玩家请选择图形模式", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "小明家的浴缸好深啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDYGyTxr4Ls6LlopMzIXQu6SRuV64avKjS6tMHWf7Czibh4TjUX1wictb8R48JniczSyC4KZjPArItAQ"}
{"text": "吓我一跳的吓一跳", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "丢掉一切不必要的东西。", "question": "请用三个词解释那个著名的乐队。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "6916858"}
{"text": "I want.... 那个那个......一旁的小混混 Be Like：Ma nigga what you say?哀旺特……a……six 硬尺……内个内个……内个……就是……在一旁站了很久的黑人的大叔：Biatch Wha? Dahell ya talkin aba? Whatchu mean you want a six inch nigga？They ain't sell no niggas right here. Get outta here mud-farkaAnd wha dafuq is a nigga juice?然后你就不用点菜了，牙齿都没了在医院老实吃流食打葡萄糖吧。", "question": "在美国从点餐到结账所需要用的英文有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记得5分钟翻一次面", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "足球踢到一半柯南来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0tKTqDgIs9HnpZxZCVYzNZZibXVXzIcDibtbalSicIzxK1D1H1VFItshDQ"}
{"text": "肩颈疼痛导致的自我崩溃……", "question": "请问《爆笑战队忍者连者》的最后一集是哪一集？", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "3918897"}
{"text": "再也不随地大小便了…", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "有毒。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "当投诉者出现的时候，他第二天来上班，静静地站了起来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "285824"}
{"text": "我想变成警车，而不是猫咪巴士。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284553"}
{"text": "不知道怎么用才出错的！虽然我不知道。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7213688"}
{"text": "吃炭的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20HyWxyBtGP4AOKdibao0IVgHeQaxzRGKdVxGreM3miaBS4icyaawTsicbicg"}
{"text": "笼子修好后不知道怎么出去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicw9RvhXrzSuial4BcxckWbFgkib2nj1XolNKQbiap34mjrD00O2TeKSyIw"}
{"text": "用TetraMin喂鱼，营养足，味道好。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "整夜睡不着。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387960"}
{"text": "看恐怖片被吓哭了。", "question": null, "star": 149, "type": "I2T", "image": "6887222"}
{"text": "雪乡是冒着大雪严寒运进来的。泰山是挑山工背上来的。西湖……从对岸游过来的？", "question": "如何评价浙江杭州西湖景区15元天价烤肠？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到路人和劫匪的墓地推销员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKhT6jNGribMLnyVEcKsSDP1DY6PZojsnQp7zFM00HMqa2ef6p6dibO3cg"}
{"text": "「前列腺炎~」", "question": "拍照时除了喊茄子，还可以喊什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等等，我提一下鞋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqIJlEggI0Kpm1rtrOqcx3K4HlBhuib3Umkibz1GrUnibt5YumkEgd97vtg"}
{"text": "一直", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtqxx5klngj30ci0eljs6"}
{"text": "铁轨铺就的人生。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2781936"}
{"text": "广东一位老爸骄傲地说我的鹅子是个摄影师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertio8w2yjj209v0ao763"}
{"text": "在教室里觉得好像要放屁，想假装没发生，结果和大喊同时发生了，然后走样地引起大家注意才放屁。", "question": "我被别人嘲笑得最厉害的一次。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3422721"}
{"text": "烦死了老太婆！所以，我已经说过很多次了，对初次光临的客人，Domo-hololink（应该是商品名）是卖不出去的！", "question": null, "star": 71748, "type": "I2T", "image": "126309"}
{"text": "我明明存了一桶洗澡水，可是塞子却没塞住。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "男厕所门口", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "伙计，瞅你那的鳖行", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "送？iPhone又要充电吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz6btthxw6j30ci0eldj6"}
{"text": "干燥的宿便剩余部分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElQkboyfLaSaEvSR2736BKTP8MUXDqicAiay5Tg7wkvriaEKHVpa4Fe9ArQ"}
{"text": "八面玲珑", "question": null, "star": 439, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl2k96tiaij60ty0zzk6s02"}
{"text": "北京大学成为世界一流大学的首要任务是解决定位显示在清华园的问题 ", "question": "北京大学和清华大学的学生是怎么「互损」的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "修灯泡的老爹喊你帮他拿工具，市而你磨磨蹭蹭半天才拿过去时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpISiaicPn8Aia994ib4FXYD5n68xUmPX4ee0Um2ocyqOMFHUqgQ32H9akeQ"}
{"text": "嘿！前面那两个，还让不让人看电影了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqRUKXBWLrBWYHMEvYa8sXHyr5VhY9ibucrvAe2NTqicIPnBDuFlSWloKg"}
{"text": "真人版 夏子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4933184"}
{"text": "在爸爸的房间找到的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kD4IBvJN76oEvH7pmD5PFkPicwfEzlicHKib0NQWG9Q94oicaeARtRjEz7VA"}
{"text": "旁边人打架眼睛都被吓小的我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈，这是见过的黑英国商科硕士还有法国奢侈品管理专业最狠的问题了。", "question": "留学所在的整个班全是中国人是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《对万国宣战诏书》——慈禧", "question": "「与全世界为敌」这句话如何转化为一个霸气的书名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男生：下次一起打篮球吧女生：好！你可以教我。（注意后半句还没说完）男生：你信不信我单手也能打败你！女生：……", "question": "你或者你周围的人做过哪些事会让你感慨注定孤独一生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哦，我什么都没吃。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1317201"}
{"text": "虎斑猫福太郎", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4680197"}
{"text": "是的花瓶是我打碎的，纸门也是我捅破的.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtvg0z507vj610517yjyn02"}
{"text": "到底哪一个！提示是正在看时钟的那个！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3312108"}
{"text": "食物好吃，房间干净，网络畅快无阻，没有妖怪出现……果然旅行住宿还是喜欢有趣的地方啊！", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "《007：无暇赴死》这个名字起得不错。996 个人闲暇时间就已经很少了，007 自然更不用说，确实无暇赴死。", "question": "如何评价电影《007：无暇赴死》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "高见泽的新吉他作品非常创新。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1187394"}
{"text": "网络延迟特别严重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBrKItkvTiapO7iaDJS9Tb0NqXl6kNHMicrb70Bmb985UmwhFw7OdiblVu8Q"}
{"text": "答主身高 170，女。十五年前，在荷兰德国边境的一个小城，我借了朋友的一辆女士自行车在城里逛荡，车没有横梁，然而我够不着脚蹬子，只能像八九岁时学车那样掏着骑。小城里没有大学，也没有中餐馆。巨人们没怎么见过中国人，我被围观了。身边的几个身高一米八的大妈心疼地看着我，问我，你们中国人都这么矮吗？答，我算矮的，对不起丢人了……那趟还被问，你们中国人都会飞吗？答，也有笨的，不会的，比如我......回到慕尼黑，跟南美室友吐槽，她听了比我还气，说，你那不算啥，上次有德国人问我，你们厄瓜多尔人还住在树上吗？！", "question": "你被老外问过哪些奇葩问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！软绵绵的三兄弟！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6513928"}
{"text": "店内的遗失物品", "question": "在旋转寿司店，我不希望这个转到我这里来。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "3374345"}
{"text": "狗狗已经关进微波炉了，最后一步", "question": null, "star": 662, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "周董代言的坐骑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8jAWJ58Mbxwbj3xuu2wCEZIuibdOVuZDmFEAUCiastnrd5GvV2N7zJgHw"}
{"text": "问题在于奥特曼的变身场景。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3835147"}
{"text": "这次的快乐套餐有这八种！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1768956"}
{"text": "肯定是老三啊 这么早就去浦东买房 ", "question": "《让子弹飞》谁输了谁赢了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滑落并着陆。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3212055"}
{"text": "多做功课吧，解说要是都像詹俊一样就不会没话说。假如场内出现意外情况比赛停止，俊哥就开始了：这是两队第xx次交锋，A队几胜，几平，几负略占上风！！！其中A队前锋xxx总共8次攻破过B队球门，5次是在B队主场！！刚才摄像机给到了看台上的B队名宿xxx，他于1977年-1987年在B队效力，共出场236次，进210球！！职业生涯后期去到xxx球队，现在是xx球队的高管。B队名宿后面的这位是X队的前主教练................吧啦吧啦吧啦吧啦吧啦吧啦....这就是功力！！怎么会没话说？   只有段暄这样的才会没话说，陶指导你看啊！！里贝里真是个天才啊！！！啊哈哈哈哈哈！！！真厉害啊！！！！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！防不住啊！！！！啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！！！！！！！！！", "question": "解说的时候有什么技巧可以防止没话说冷场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你给我喝的珍珠奶茶里面的珍珠哪里来的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKhX6DUqY4TTzRnm3YhnrVe8S3ickI3CIeukjubVaVRYibMt7vuSD9KUYA"}
{"text": "晚饭后的爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g59zj3zutij20mo0rhgpj"}
{"text": "太阳升起。", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "我在看电视剧，可以给我签名吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6971943"}
{"text": "脱了裤子比较好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f0m91kjdxmj20aa0bpgms"}
{"text": "小光 - 没有空/你知道吗！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4614494"}
{"text": "呐，斯纳夫金，我可能得了重病...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667144"}
{"text": "奇诺之旅", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "有人往篝火里扔了炮仗", "question": null, "star": 769, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk6lm0ke8wj612e170n8302"}
{"text": "你不是让我别押的吗？还说了我半小时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7165076"}
{"text": "绝对是陷阱……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6049697"}
{"text": "泥盆纪印度人祖先", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "眼镜蛇的右手", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "A：「补考过了吗？」我：「没有，你呢？」ABCDEFG：「过了。」", "question": "有哪些可怕的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拼车的大哥：先送我行吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElbLtvwf9sSs1W8xr8L3JrQ9H9B09VzSqkJYcDG4mMomuq5Plsov4wpw"}
{"text": "初中班上一个中等「好学生」，为了在同学面前炫耀，把家里的 56 半自动背到学校，腰上挎着满满的子弹带。枪和子弹被老师以「我也想看看」的名义收缴，该生在操场上被体育老师操练了一个小时匍匐前进。后被父亲带着厂里的人武部小伙子五花大绑游街式绑走，回家被武装带抽破了屁股，一个星期不能坐。打的效果非常好，后来老老实实不玩花样，中等成绩上了本校高中。94 年的事，屁股上的印子还在，爸爸已经走了；只有摸着屁股，才能回想起那些叛逆期的蠢事。", "question": "校园里的小混混都干过什么令人震惊的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听我说谢谢你，因为有你，温暖了四季", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "请选择女主角的图片。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305893"}
{"text": "小明提起公文包，和妻子吻别，和孩子告别，临走前还给列祖列宗上了一炷香，出门上班了。他走到公交车站，一个胳膊上别着红袖箍的老大爷喊到：别愣着，你傻啊，赶紧过来趴着！小明一个漂亮的跃进卧倒，接一个滚进，抱着公文包钻进了公交车站。今天的公交车站是新加强过的，昨天被炮火震垮的地方，用木材和石块垒好了。「大爷您辛苦了啊！」「放心小伙子，咱可是从华盛顿战役下来的老兵，有我在，这个公交站丢不了！」正说这话，一颗榴弹击中了公交站的正前方，巨大的震动让小明一时陷入懵逼。还是红袖箍老大爷抽了他两耳光才回过神来，妈的，谁拿 155 榴弹轰公交站台啊，一般来个迫击炮就完了嘛。大爷给他抖掉身上的浮土，说，小伙子，车来了，没时间解释了！小明快速探头扫视一圈，果然，公交车来了。小明观察了一下，他和公交车之间有三个土包，两个土坑，他一个前滚钻进一个土坑，一串机枪子弹就打在身后。他可不能再冒险，伸出公文包给公交车示意。公交车的燃气轮机发出刺耳的尖啸，履带向后抛出好多浮土，一个冲刺来到小明面前，打开了车门。小明冲上车，滴，战士卡。车长口头广播：乘客您好，欢迎乘坐八一路公交车，上车乘客请放好您的行李、枪支、弹药、头盔、防弹衣，枪支要关上保险。下车的乘客依次从后门下车，祝您战斗愉快。小明立刻坐下，用五点式安全带把自己捆在座位上。驾驶员一脚油门下去，公交车开动起来。车长一连串口令迅速下达：炮长，榴弹一发装填，方位 150 有敌情，驾驶员，开超压三防。咚！一声巨响。前装甲挨了一发，小明的头狠狠撞在舱壁上，好在装甲扛住了，头撞一下不是啥大事。炮长迅速调转炮口，口令下达：方位 150，榴弹一发，放！小明感到公交车狠狠的一震，过了一会儿远处传来一声巨响。炮长报告，目标摧毁。车长开始广播：尊敬的乘客你好，我们的公交车配备了最新的爆炸反应装甲，刚才敌火力点发射的空心装药破甲弹完全不会击穿。我们的复合装甲还可以有效抵御尾翼稳定脱壳穿甲弹的攻击，就算遇上对方公交车也不怕。还有炮射导弹和空情数据链，可以很好的应付空中威胁，为您提供优异的乘坐体验。八一公交公司，您最佳也是唯一的选择！正说着，小明已经到了公司，他从公交车底部逃生门下车，穿过公司 1 米厚的不锈钢防弹防爆防辐射大门，打卡上班去了。", "question": "为什么民航客机几乎都没有装备反导系统？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "解救调制解调器联盟", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "不行哦！说好今天不买零食的！", "question": null, "star": 194, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5zihk9lxij60u00u0wf702"}
{"text": "女装大佬的那根东西也实在是太大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4Viaicys6K1RuKiaZxxjFBJ5sUbr7dYvGaBgQq6yt4tUCDD7SYFbgbEKxFOHw"}
{"text": "可怜的猫！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6463372"}
{"text": "这是啥？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h48nx3viomj30ci0elta4"}
{"text": "原来那里有颗痣", "question": null, "star": 249, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha23ugfqgaj61401hcn1v02"}
{"text": "在厕所里射击毛利小五郎，结果他倒在坑里崩了我一身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3dpgpRWs8X7ee8rAsic8qyFCZBMrK3RZDCmIcFaWDmzp8tCb2fRAM3Iw"}
{"text": "我刚才怎么就说了不要购物袋呢", "question": null, "star": 1013, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg01esce5wj60u01400x102"}
{"text": "吃不饱", "question": "如果吃一小勺刘看山会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "平阳的狗果然很厉害", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEiaVQsFQ3Do95cH6CkQ3NYsCLo8jYlmibQs6mKL90EA3XFwL7ruUkMjuA"}
{"text": "在NHK工作。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4094454"}
{"text": "医生说一天只能喝一杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibDWUCAJxqtSbA35K3QwYHw6aNPIHQg7xYdpDsT6qSdWO21jvWJqwfNA"}
{"text": "比尔先生说他想要买你的财产。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2461174"}
{"text": "首相上任的第一天就下令城镇电线杆的数量增加50%", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcASlMGoBl1DrrmyCT7qxKvepJicn9Akr1wDnvsVeuZKWUaQkuTVT7dsg"}
{"text": "推荐百度，携程，马蜂窝，这三个地方都可以。", "question": "无锡有哪些赏樱公园推荐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奶奶没吃桃子。", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "这颗避孕药时刻提醒着我：再亲的人，也要提防", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNuOmWtR7NbSHzQ41Dudef6AuYjLMKkfu4J0p3LrlTwFkpfx8cAzYQNg"}
{"text": "贫贱不能移", "question": "屌丝如何移民？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自摸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9h5cop54yj30ci0eldk4"}
{"text": "这盒烟还有五分钟过期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibH9hicSBeeqQn6PM9RTsnaNV9MY1iaPReH3EB7VW6V3pHUAFcBLSUQRQpw"}
{"text": "屁不断。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160965"}
{"text": "最后的冲刺阶段！我还能赢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6265399"}
{"text": "「我已经知道犯人是谁了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h79pftu2pij30ci0elab1"}
{"text": "你放屁了吧！……老子就是干了这件事儿，哈哈♪♪\n\n(Note: This is an informal and vulgar expression, not suitable for all audiences.)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622285"}
{"text": "我们说把沙拉酱浇在沙拉上就叫沙拉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6395427"}
{"text": "提名梦幻俱乐部系列。又名夜店大师。一个非常传统的养成类游戏。主要内容就是白天打工赚票子晚上去 club 里和五颜六色头发的妹子玩玩游戏聊聊天喝喝酒唱唱歌顺便提升妹子的好感度等着她们约你出来最后回老家结婚的游戏，有一些不痛不痒的福利和 3Dlive 一类，非常温暖人心，适合我这样的单身狗在寒冷萧瑟的冬季游玩。听到如上定位后，这游戏最恶意的部分，也是每作的传统，就是如果你在游戏的最后，一个妹子也没攻略下来的话，就会在结局的时候听到游戏的全体男性工作人员的大合唱。全体男性工作人员的大合唱。全体男性工作人员的大合唱。全体男性工作人员的大合唱。总之我刷成就的时候，第一次猝不及防打到这个的时候，差点把手柄摔得个稀烂。", "question": "游戏中有什么让你感受到设计者满满恶意的瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拉面盖浇饭，记得要退掉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6101838"}
{"text": "立刻打车，到最近的公安机关自首并上交所持枪支。如有必要，须交代题主的位置并协助公安机关以涉嫌非法持有、私藏枪支罪的教唆犯逮捕题主。在自首及警察讯问过程中注意澄清：自己无非法持有、私藏枪支罪的犯罪故意。自己的行为并未造成危害结果和实际危险。自己在脱离题主控制的第一时间中止了犯罪行为。一般情况下，这样检察院会对我作不起诉处理。即使检察院提起公诉，法院会依照刑法第 13 条但书「情节显著轻微危害不大的不构成犯罪」作无罪宣告。你问我野生动物和人打哪个？打动物犯刑法 341打人类犯刑法 232朝天打砸到人 233朝天打砸到老乡的煤气罐没准就是 114在生活中遇到抉择时，我不知道你们哈，我往往选择的是不犯罪的那个。", "question": "如果在你面前，世上最后一只某珍稀野生动物马上要把一个人吃掉，而你手里有一把枪，你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她说想忘了那6张图", "question": null, "star": 59, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "等待出任务的漫画师傅。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196986"}
{"text": "分遗产分得太细", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eow9hrz1wfj20ak07qtaq"}
{"text": "进入了射程范围内。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4626898"}
{"text": "小鸭鸭过马路", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "好的！把下面的拍下来！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7181931"}
{"text": "今天的小确幸是什么？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5940639"}
{"text": "保持健康画出一个精准的红勾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4vDXVTjXQE71U0sLp8d3pISnVlb8zrgYkt7XOIhGuiaEV6zQU3KwL8jw"}
{"text": "被邀请的同窗会", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "尝一尝就知道新罐头的好坏了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "714541"}
{"text": "如果注意到这些笑点，出乎意料的或是需要想象力的笑点似乎更容易得到好评。", "question": "请问有什么可以让我得到星星的建议吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2407679"}
{"text": "拜托拜托了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ekdd07fupij20b20bqdgg"}
{"text": "下巴太大，戳出血了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eehw6eydo8j209n0biq3m"}
{"text": "家在农村，方圆几百米就我一家，小时候总是自来熟，有次家里来一人，拎点东西，我老远看见就迎上去，“你来就来还干嘛带东西啊”，然后将东西拎回家，后来被爸爸胖揍了一顿，因为那人只是路过，不是到我家。。。", "question": "你经历过哪些令人尴尬的误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三脚猫功夫练得还行吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Rb95Kh8s2xpfPHSjZtjIuwAhxYSW08qr8Yks8ZcDrnlhMNwhVXmd3JQ"}
{"text": "我也纳闷，既然美国白人是从欧洲来的，为何现在还有欧洲人？", "question": "人类从猴子进化而来，为何现在还有猴子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一居室，招合租", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKzlmlY1brX9Fiau5I5EdnXOkEh3U6XEr6j8mt4byYArd5rFssV0J8u9P0yxiczT8CbTot69ibQAoDA"}
{"text": "其实贪污的钱全都被用来帮助贫穷的孩子们，但是这个感人的幕后故事没有人知道。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6908533"}
{"text": "被交警教育了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0iulebmcnj20m20rqad9"}
{"text": "有一个同学在群里说，“我写的程序有 bug，怎么办？”有个同学回了一句，“可以跑吗？”“你说的是程序跑还是人可以跑。”“只要有一个能跑就行。”", "question": "可以进来讲个笑话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一直站在门口等我拦它", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwpbhotbtdj30ci0eltbh"}
{"text": "道具收集全了门却没开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4xaaip9izj30ci0elgms"}
{"text": "撸串时旁边坐了一个左撇子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8BfnfS8aQXVUHKSVW06gkorUiaBGF5xB41LrEjlFAb9DcOWicmTCNhpvg"}
{"text": "吃芝士火锅真舒服啊！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6088305"}
{"text": "我是谁……是谁……是谁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6424211"}
{"text": "失去1000日元", "question": null, "star": 218, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "第三天登录奖励！明天可以得到营业部的乔尼哦！", "question": null, "star": 46611, "type": "I2T", "image": "1008799"}
{"text": "北方的猪，我就把它做成红烧肉了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4274705"}
{"text": "学数学的姐们，和我说「我那个二阶朋友」。我居然立刻就理解了，她指的是「朋友的朋友」。", "question": "有哪些让你不慎暴露身份的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小弟，从即将沉没的船上救回来的，是从加州游过来的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6854023"}
{"text": "生活一定很精彩。", "question": "睡相难看的反义词", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387222"}
{"text": "保健体育实习教材", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6017186"}
{"text": "小学开阑尾的时候，和医生聊起了学习，聊着聊着又聊到了老师，结果特么发现数学老师是医生老婆……", "question": "半身麻醉手术状态下你都听医生聊过什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "印度人正在摸牛祈福……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "在女子面前说“派还是胸最棒！”并让女子羞愧的男子，他的朋友轻轻地把派浇在他脸上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423153"}
{"text": "你需要一把风格简约的左轮手枪。", "question": "20 多岁男士包里放些什么东西会显得比较有格调？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肌肉不会背叛你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g67ltcf98kj20ly0r0tbd"}
{"text": "占卜师说：“你心中的恶魔好可爱。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3994525"}
{"text": "「我已进入山东境内，你马上出发去南站接我！如果我过天津的时候你还没到丰台，你就死定了！」", "question": "如何准确地形容北京有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚餐坐好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TxhnD5tdKtaHnAKYfzMa3O9smHkXVZqbViaiaht5PpMmRHvfArdFBvOtA"}
{"text": "越是虚无缥缈的希望，越是寄托在未来。", "question": "为什么人们都说婴儿越大越好带？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇，你不是神取忍吗？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387440"}
{"text": "海坊主们出现了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3294364"}
{"text": "这种人一边上传色情图片一边嘻嘻哈哈。", "question": "这里不对劲，出了问题。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4068769"}
{"text": "我不是把你埋在", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkurw0cwvuj30ku82f7wh"}
{"text": "毛利兰", "question": null, "star": 1147, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdr148y0oxj60u0140my502"}
{"text": "张嘴之后医生说这次不是咽拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHSjNjxEDeoVjE6j2KwQCamOyy4Gnia3Kb0zcYLNDH3pL2V1YmicWqU6Kg"}
{"text": "虽然我害怕高处，但主人还是让我抓着屋顶的栏杆，我都快晕倒了，但是被睡意打败，就睡着了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1549608"}
{"text": "岸田不在了。", "question": "您对这个问题做了全面的调查和研究，结果如何？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7151244"}
{"text": "下周全员集合在日比谷公会堂吗？", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "3788481"}
{"text": "那，我就把纹身刺上去吧，是“爱罗武勇”对吧？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7127875"}
{"text": "就只有个蓝红灯。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5449861"}
{"text": "鬼不在的时候发动一千次攻击。", "question": "请展现必杀技的样子。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5141186"}
{"text": "我懂了，你俩不是带我来玩球的，你俩只是缺个捡球的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZ5Fy7u2IdDE9z1rC0ubpKTHNMaphfCFbUMPdgiciacwNsIxezeWTsQ0Ew"}
{"text": "来啊，松本！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7226963"}
{"text": "白居易和元稹是深交，有一年，两人先后被贬，一南一北，路途遥远，好难相见。白居易于是给元稹写诗：不知忆我因何事，昨夜三更梦见君。明明是自己思念元稹，却娇嗔地说是对方思念自己，还理直气壮，就怪你，怪你过分美丽，怪我过分痴迷。敲萌！后来元稹回应了：山水万重书断绝，念君怜我梦相闻。我今因病魂颠倒，惟梦闲人不梦君。", "question": "有哪些明明是诗人「臭不要脸」还写得理直气壮的诗句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "40万，两分钟内打我账上不然继续发球出界", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwHzia7nnBXsQicDaOJImqiblZcr7f4ngygywVFBsnyDtaPP3mTZkBIaA0iaERNSemDZbvYGHd9ajPQg"}
{"text": "高领毛衣", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "小兰姐 你想要让柯南现在完结吗？", "question": null, "star": 182, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "空气净化器风开太大啦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrRnBRwHMoU1rtMxqtiantlkibaLR0dFicRJbEQnLBPDXLTvypiby7c3pgqA"}
{"text": "踢出傻瓜看不到的球后一场好赛开始了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfypp2e56ij30ci0eldkt"}
{"text": "想到古人说「家徒四壁」……我在想我这一生不知还能不能先有一下自己的四壁……", "question": "你是什么时候发现人和人差距大得无法跨越？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "all work and no play make jack a dull boy", "question": null, "star": 375, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "与亲戚同乐/与亲戚同乐", "question": "我幸福地生活过。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4381452"}
{"text": "争着刷脸买单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrrthwP7g16M5nAkRGXHia7KsZX4KVZbF25sZWWkLcroGjmNtGStZvibdQ"}
{"text": "实验表明，只要注水的速度足够慢，人们就能适应水下的生活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUiaYFd0VQ5TRPDCqsq4eQfROuUjP8yfAk7IB71XIXvziaadX5GB1o2YwfQ"}
{"text": "10、9、8、7", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrugha9gmj20fu0e4q7g"}
{"text": "在RPG游戏的后期城镇里出售的装备。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3092971"}
{"text": "我稍微用力敲了敲。", "question": "被称为“佛”的中园老师也在最后一节课发飙了，发生了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383372"}
{"text": "“彼得罗夫快看，树后面那个是咱们去年露营时揍的穿皮袄的家伙吧？”", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "柯南，接下来会有事件发生，推理就拜托你了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7265414"}
{"text": "不快速跑开反而向我靠近吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "差不多该加入新的角色了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375423"}
{"text": "这里有一瓶一个月前的过期牛奶，你不知道吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174837"}
{"text": "嘟嘟利", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "老板娘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4V3nV893mGzAXYJPAGEibYvnouYuWamfVxJwfIreogBH3QXcicVbYnhVKQ"}
{"text": "专家会诊后得出结论：他是冷死的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWTjOUfS2pZbWqvb5o7iaIjEl79ZLDuapicpK6OkVxu0h3jx5LqibQiapacg"}
{"text": "不允许。老子就是做纹身的，儿子还找别人纹？", "question": "如果你们的小孩要去纹身你们会允许吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是战队题材的LINE表情包的感觉", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3395537"}
{"text": "好像有什么事情发生了，但是大家都糊里糊涂的，所以不知道发生了什么。", "question": "成年人在参加成人礼时会犯傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4903457"}
{"text": "与再婚对象的孩子的初次见面。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368003"}
{"text": "犯人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnh7wl7qnqj30ci0el11i"}
{"text": "队长磕头一次上场一位……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "牛顿的化身", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134525"}
{"text": "突然断电洗衣机打不开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MOuBticAvCQ1ZIjgANweT5CsUAXaM48yuib1XSoM0DSXCkrVIzpfPQMrA"}
{"text": "这个超可爱呦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9a6rewhitj30ci0elq3r"}
{"text": "引爆地雷", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "说是要去游乐园结果停在了牙医诊所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp139gyxwmj30ci0eldns"}
{"text": "天生如此！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7162725"}
{"text": "哎呀？你是哪位美女啊！", "question": null, "star": 2003, "type": "I2T", "image": "2464516"}
{"text": "你今天没摇铃铛吗？", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "Trippy好吃啊！我们以前可没吃过这么好的东西呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4830235"}
{"text": "高三时，同桌对我有好感，终于忍不住对我表白了。我从小在农村长大，知道一个农村的孩子考出来有多难，也知道一个女孩如果考不上大学，就大概率回家结婚生子了，如果我拒绝，影响了她的成绩，也就影响了她一生的轨迹，所以，我就同意了，说我也喜欢她。然后，就帮她复习，找知识漏洞，她成绩上升很快，最终高考，我 985，她 211。现在，孩子一岁半了……", "question": "有哪些「装久了成真了/弄假成真」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "低成本电影里的外星人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA3Owssp2WKSOm6kZlxjHiaQ9rxUPckSysuKhMScda8mTbqg8jWkJo2CZ176icvvhU9ic9snEia9rmpKQ"}
{"text": "你能在普锐斯的广告中出现吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021036"}
{"text": "我老公，结婚跪下的时候双膝着地。", "question": "男朋友有哪些令人窒息的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看《东北一家人》里有个情节，就说是偏方治大病，说有个人结巴，怎么治疗都没有效果。后来听说一个偏方，吃完以后还真是不结巴了。变哑巴了。", "question": "有没有偏方能根治医学上难以解决的疾病?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "瞄准校长丢花盆的历史老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eepxvqvj0ij20b00a10tf"}
{"text": "慢慢悠悠的日式生活方式。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6947778"}
{"text": "他说要赶快逃跑，敌人那么强大，抵抗只是白费力气，真是愚蠢，真让人无法忍受！", "question": "世界最帅的转身方式", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "5561859"}
{"text": "在所有电视台进行现场直播。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "生菜精化成人形的最后一瞬。", "question": null, "star": 104, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "漏水维修工还没到吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gomr5dsvoij30ci0elqca"}
{"text": "中间人说老实忠厚话不多的相亲对象", "question": null, "star": 204, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmm8s8a8xpj60p50x5dsz02"}
{"text": "很真实", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYCxIDkZEBNCUImozc4JKxiaEoWUU1S5HibSwicQUw3CPwKicNaoN0ufZKoB0CqjnmY0jiblniaicKCtvNQ"}
{"text": "发光的腋毛怎么也治不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee9t2fzpvgj20b3094my7"}
{"text": "听见朋友说我拿错验尿的杯子之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQ7zrS5rbfykX5HX15kZakxF69mvYqrd8WnWVKQ1SOwjxLmJyYxT1NCw"}
{"text": "圣诞老人获得了新坐骑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuOC8NXbWeMEvpwfibj6OeZxDiaW0ibG64xNBUcTodpzfkiaTHWdLgNd3ChrtfX7ru9ILT2dVKArBcDg"}
{"text": "香蕉", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "（才不是~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grnh7wqabsj30ci0eldjt"}
{"text": "路过化粪池", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWXTJgVAG7ZCMRRKXlMcDBUibcwWjgD74Xjzicqp2QfC8W0hsJib4bFukHw"}
{"text": "终于让他睡着了，下班回家。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibvzcwOzAK9PhlBwHyoDhhbhjWgL0lH6MRDsaWicy0z24FQDf4X0bEaeQ"}
{"text": "中国人的性情是总喜欢调和折中的，譬如你说，孩子早上蛋白质摄入太少，需要补充一些蛋白质，大家一定置若罔闻。但如果你主张连粥都不许喝了，只能吃蛋白质，他们就来调和，愿意多少吃一点了。", "question": "如何看待张文宏教授建议“现在中国的孩子早上只能吃三明治、鸡蛋、牛奶，不许吃粥”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来……已经触不到了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBDhm1rbfvvp5XpJJicRXFjnYMaKlyE3pHZ3G97gfl2rR1sticOmoL1RBA"}
{"text": "昨天床上的尿其实是我尿的", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "CIA（Chaoyang Intelligence Agency）", "question": "朝阳群众是怎样的一种存在？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "免费玩家也是我们提供给付费玩家的游戏功能之一。", "question": "有什么事情是游戏从业者不愿意告诉玩家的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坐完过山车后有一个人不得了了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcc0y8s4rwj30ci0elgq0"}
{"text": "宿舍里闹耗子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVMOuYTZzAMggIqB6TmhPbn1veO8MaCBPyATWKMmiaCs6cAibBdictBJlgQ"}
{"text": "每天拉屎 24 分钟，一周就是 120 分钟，一个月 480 分钟，也就是 8 小时。坚持每天去公司拉屎，等于多了 12 天年假。你说公司亏不亏。", "question": "上班期间不允许长时间上厕所合理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天忘记带包了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6AGwoYxfPzsyxHfNWibatbwBcQKTKraiaqQQmyZ2pGkUbia5EUkX5aInVA"}
{"text": "美颜", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1ga5jupfx8oj20yi1adk2s"}
{"text": "我教了六胞胎滑雪，然后就变成这样了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1322080"}
{"text": "妈妈，有人偷咱家衣服了sei 呀逗你玩", "question": "不许出现地名，一句话表明你是哪个省的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深入开展向“汤姆前辈”学习活动", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3wb1o7gt7j20yi1bo147"}
{"text": "今天是29号，如果你不发表，那就太糟糕了www不过没关系，后面转过去的乔治，把这个题目解出来吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5128360"}
{"text": "“喂！那边便利店的薯片半价！”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "戴上白色丝质手套。", "question": "如何优雅地使用 Windows？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在 Bingo 游戏中完全不开口的人们。", "question": null, "star": 3396, "type": "I2T", "image": "5131372"}
{"text": "接下来，让我们回顾一下新郎新娘的过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gsohgyk08ej30ci0eladx"}
{"text": "1up 1up 1up 1up 1up 1up 1up", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCqzqXEsiah3LXVxD2QoTvOoKTNOGdDzptYAEBDVX3pXMNXXddQdG90PDg"}
{"text": "在听到「谢谢你！前5分钟过去了还不走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hav6tkuuh5j30ci0eldjn"}
{"text": "我忘记带T卡了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4686938"}
{"text": "汁男", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "按照大部分女生踢球或者手抛球的准度，她不给你捡球真的是在帮你。", "question": "踢球时候发现，有些女生就算看到足球从它面前溜走，也不顺便帮人捡一下，这是什么心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了提高鉴定价格，应该雕刻的三个名字最佳选择。", "question": "在任何陶艺教室都绝对不会教你的事情是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6752557"}
{"text": "绸缎是什么？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348338"}
{"text": "事情结束后，赶紧去洗澡的心情。", "question": "烟囱的心情现在怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6947982"}
{"text": "墙装镇定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQv5rcw3xHAHKmpYFLodfxuicib59uf3ria4SL5MWQVIjv1GFOBPODRO82kw"}
{"text": "杀人，使用复杂的手法，杀完人不跑路而是混在柯南旁边装傻，然后打死不承认，直到推理结束再泪流满面编一个动机，乖乖被高木警官带走，老实坐牢，生存率 100％。因为柯南里死亡率最高的就是非凶手嫌疑人，拒不认罪的凶手和逃跑的凶手。或者跑去给琴酒大哥开车或武装直升机，一般也能活得好好的。", "question": "如果哪天不幸遇上柯南，如何提高自己的存活率？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不妨再类推一下纸和纸币的区别", "question": "「洗手液和洗洁精 98% 的成分一样」，这种说法是否属实？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄你站在这，美杜莎一来了就喊我们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6py0GrjMVBb9ByNSh5hSvRecgWhjibnJCwqlXuhia76bDTSsPoJQic2pEqMg"}
{"text": "老婆出轨了，但是对人类来说她已经86岁了，没什么好惊讶的。", "question": null, "star": 116, "type": "I2T", "image": "1903084"}
{"text": "遛狗时狗突然飞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es9rek577tj20a008jt9p"}
{"text": "变身后不小心把关键的武器扔向了敌人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3536777"}
{"text": "工作中困倦的原因。", "question": "毛利小五郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857318"}
{"text": "哎呀，好清爽啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6028956"}
{"text": "他说他忘了带口罩，爷爷就把他的借给了他。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846319"}
{"text": "咚！全员出局。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6463249"}
{"text": "相反，儿子缩短了一毫米。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "在东北刚放的屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWX4X1DSt6Cc52d14eQ5aEaGMDHV3XTmMJadSFibc8mxdvEBIkdEJWorxQ"}
{"text": "使劲儿，镐子拔不出来后面的活没法干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZAsGzTTFfAjibJAuPL6p5Tib4al7XGsTeXMYZTh6fuPmNF0ibvI2RFtzeg"}
{"text": "夏天入住了德国慕尼黑的学生公寓。第一天晚上开啪体的时候，一个德国小哥拿着一个做成大靴子形状的 2L 玻璃容器，在里面装满啤酒，示意我喝。当时就震惊了！以前就听说德国人能喝酒没想到这么豪爽！可是我也不能输！作为一个坦坦荡荡的北方人，我对自己的酒量还是有点自信的！于是我一把夺过酒杯，干掉了它。然后周围的歪果友人就炸锅了……一脸懵逼的我经过仔细询问才知道小哥是让我尝尝他们的酒……并不是全喝光……因为学生宿舍的酒都是要自己花钱买的，那么大一杯酒还挺贵，结果德国小哥接过空空的酒杯时，我能看出他满脸沮丧的小表情……最后我又给他买了一杯，开心的跟个孩子一样。P.S.当晚肚子很难受ಥ_ಥ", "question": "你在刚出国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接下来是冰草莓~ 冰草莓~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7087486"}
{"text": "轻儿易举", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "我爸是法医。我大一挂了解剖，差点被打断腿。", "question": "与父母学习同一专业是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相扑协会的纠纷", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "给你我的揉面包真是浪费啊……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1405133"}
{"text": "客人能不能不在我家玩国际象棋？ 你这个臭棋篓子，怎么还玩国际象棋呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1422150"}
{"text": "每次17%，怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377793"}
{"text": "在无人岛上求救的方式很特别。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004241"}
{"text": "竹蜻蜓", "question": "给哆啦A梦的秘密道具加一个字，让它变得无用。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5311991"}
{"text": "对不起！我要一份意大利面！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2646744"}
{"text": "第786届今晚谁洗碗比赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tUj0vl1FTZuMQTfhS2AhHs5kNtDMIlzpQ8fUnaoyKu7nEgpQBc2icorQ"}
{"text": "「信不信我扇你」。", "question": "有哪些话适合写在扇子上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "利益相关：本人某医院医生，隔壁是某戏剧学院。一天晚上，本人坐镇急诊，台面来一艺校生。此君一看便是个玩说唱的。「哪里不舒服？」我问道。「哟～医生你知不知道～我最近有点感冒～还有一点发烧～全身关节酸痛～喉咙非常难受～你听我说话语调～哟～医生我来配药～你说吃什么好～晚上还要上课～我要早一点好～我不喜欢验血～也不用打针～我只要吃药～帮我早点退烧～哟～」（大意如此，因为语速过快大部分不记得了，是我自己脑补的，但是这个节奏我这辈子忘不了）", "question": "急诊室里都遇到过哪些有趣的怪事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "战斗过程中操作系统突然开始升级了", "question": null, "star": 814, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gib0chyu93j213c16pahn"}
{"text": "大塚家具永远是我的！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5590592"}
{"text": "在这个时候闪了腰。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3345058"}
{"text": "我认为圆通快递员可能会和收件人家的太太有一些故事（都市传说）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967282"}
{"text": "这扇门很重，用身体撞也打不开。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5849632"}
{"text": "开始比赛的动作或仪式", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361023"}
{"text": "那抹全身是不是就能穿短袖出门啦？", "question": "女孩子冬天化妆化厚一点是不是就不会冻脸了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「秦始皇的演唱会太精彩了！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9pinz5cbhj20bj0c03zm"}
{"text": "可是新……柯南啊……你的推理有一点说不通", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glcw3qbyxej30ci0elmz8"}
{"text": "我想扔掉肖像画。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4110668"}
{"text": "到此为止。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "974012"}
{"text": "经过20分钟顽强抵抗最终还是被打了疫苗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edlj64llftj20ai0ckab2"}
{"text": "清水崇导演最新恐怖片《静香》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hckehigkf7j30ci0elt9o"}
{"text": "“方才到处都是人，是我把话说重了，你没有生气吧。我如今是天人之王，不再能将心声随意吐露。现在这里只有我们两个了，我向你道歉好不好？”", "question": null, "star": 378, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "每次回来都说要滴水。", "question": "我们的家族也许也是忍者吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6765729"}
{"text": "全自动掏耳勺工作视频", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "刚在长椅上刷完油漆一对情侣就坐了上去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gng3wi65fwj30ci0eljyd"}
{"text": "简直太完美了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu4u7jcd4pj20c80c8wff"}
{"text": "你一举拿下了静香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibiaTTrsNklfEWcC2VCJZdKvcslAja7q0JvoibVR07US0pbribTRESm0OsA"}
{"text": "“听说了啊，你要上电视了。“不，是从电视里出来。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYPhPnVvnPTvPtUlBhpJI7F84rrA4ScgTqHVM4RTO468QrXFJfvbt1Xw"}
{"text": "他追求的方式太恶心了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4719062"}
{"text": "没人的话，我要捏墙上的泡泡啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVRv91dcre9Vjj3hzLN1qJRsoI0FF85HJcvPQvcAbXQYQ2dfp1mILf9Q"}
{"text": "不打星号就不能评论。", "question": "这里不对劲，出了问题。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4068769"}
{"text": "飞行员怎么飞出屏幕了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "我已经死了三次了。", "question": "驾校常见的欺凌行为。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4175323"}
{"text": "我们有着共同的使命。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4363235"}
{"text": "那边是金之国的忍者噢", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "之前有一位留学生朋友的头像是：Life is too short to learn Chinese.", "question": "中文是如何被外国人吐槽的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "聊天记录空空如也？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WTtMdEAAYPFNEcyzrjtkJXBJic10QpKg7icn2AXRp3AcP8j2icKGdgMvsg"}
{"text": "我呢..最喜欢鲜鱼子了..这种摧毁生命的感觉太爽了！", "question": null, "star": 459, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi46jskpq8j2152152aje"}
{"text": "神经衰弱。", "question": "光看汉字就感到不安。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5843466"}
{"text": "我是你昨天救下的衣架现在来报恩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grvm792mrdj30ci0elwl8"}
{"text": "独立。", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "博学如果能随意装出来的话，为什么还有那么多主持人显得很弱智……", "question": "汪涵在《天天向上》等节目中表现出很博学的样子，有知情人士知道这是真的这样，还是节目组为了给其添加人气刻意包装，让节目中其他主持人表现很弱智，反衬其权威？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "菊花台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicdzm1IFLVaHqRr20p6fA5K2TojW6aa8ZxDwhlEH3ncdO8xqGqPCdDmg"}
{"text": "这是猫的爪子的剪刀能力啊喵~", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "5904495"}
{"text": "丈夫在做猫饭的时候，偷偷地往里面加了一些狗粮。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "686740"}
{"text": "儿子像泥猴一样回家的时候。", "question": "哪些场景吸尘器代替不了扫把？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "10分钟扣成这样的才能活下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "我看还是先存个档吧", "question": null, "star": 455, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go2anwyg48j60ty0yk7j902"}
{"text": "机长，我现在补票还来得及吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEKkZCYbQPMQNLiaGUZlicgtQVjPBIbJQyn1JgQqvfBzpF3W5LeY8J0kHA"}
{"text": "傻了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7129970"}
{"text": "我，为此我爸妈时常后悔", "question": "有哪些发明本意是造福人类最后却给人类太多伤害？发明者有后悔过吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快跑啊，毛子打过来啦", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "星猩笼对面贴了吴京的海报两个月后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITaQLqegjfpkL3KSXuntb8xlibNS3rK8JCiaWLR5AgeAFOickhkdvumQxdQ"}
{"text": "上面好了没有啊，轮到我看了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "从二楼往下看会晕眩。", "question": "请展现必杀技的样子。", "star": 85, "type": "T2T", "image": "5141186"}
{"text": "步入职高的女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvXSnnibaZExb3mIVosML1mS5gTlc5OMlictSakqENT2GdBo7RNHY1A0aQ"}
{"text": "跳过教程直接开始游戏的新手玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibvewU0qq3Rz0iblxRnibfKSheicS0rnMP6gFHUlv0BapxvqCPGLibFlMhrQ"}
{"text": "应该不能够吧。米其林毕竟是老牌产品，从诞生至今已经超过 100 多年了，他制造的轮胎，是享誉世界的品牌。中国国宴这个轮胎的品牌没有听说过，可能是最近出的新产品。祺质量到底怎么样？还是要存疑的。建议题主给汽车换轮胎的时候，还是选择口碑和性价比比较好一点的米其林。不要贪图便宜去选择某些新兴的品牌。老牌子贵是贵了点，但质量也是有保障的。", "question": "中国国宴能比得上米其林吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加拿大：都看我干嘛，我又不是女真……", "question": "现在的美国就是明末吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "10月13日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJl9JmUIFatdKt5DCElBJQa5oicdslp5NvEepwxzzxnl0FFe9cf12OBFHLgnZxdQfTeHklQgDMb9w"}
{"text": "你怎么不讨厌收红包这种仪式？", "question": "讨厌办婚礼这种仪式，有没有办法不办婚礼也能收到红包？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让我想起了某情景。男方：生个孩子吧，咱们都老大不小了。男方父母：生下来我们老两口给你带，我们想要孙子了，你安心去上班孩子不用你管。女方：好吧。 若干个月后男方及父母：你这是怎么带孩子的，你碰过孩子的尿布吗，你是一个尽责的妈妈吗，成天就知道上班，根本不管孩子不管家。", "question": "如何和热爱工作的妻子协调好家庭生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在听课的妈妈，平时的妈妈", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793205"}
{"text": "能告诉我110的电话号码吗？", "question": "别因为那种事就报110，你想报告的内容是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302954"}
{"text": "稍等一下，别拍照。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763201"}
{"text": "高中同学有一个叫蒋文明。本来很正常，但绝的是他同桌叫董礼茂。", "question": "哪些人名让你拍案叫绝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不客气。", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 2106, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "因为很可爱所以不需要装傻（看着左边）。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2528005"}
{"text": "热死了！虽然说了是猫的舌头啦！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "637575"}
{"text": "连续上班50天", "question": null, "star": 313, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy8drqoh5vj60xy19a46402"}
{"text": "这个龙猫在哪上车", "question": null, "star": 99, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "我们的野战救护车，依维柯，钢板弹簧减震……有次拉一个胳膊脱臼的小战士去医院，路上飞过一个坑，过了一会小战士怯生生的说，我胳膊能动了，我和司机仔细确认了一下确实是接上了，然后开到医院一起吃了个饺子默默的开回营区……", "question": "你与军车和警车有哪些有趣的故事或体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为穿细脚裤被爸妈打折了腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BorfibrictzX1f6qEicvHvCNgMEDwqZRHfqLRxMBawKZC1chHBn16ibI6QaA"}
{"text": "说吧，我不生气！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFCianTSWHJaXRlRQ17iaPAxPG5ibYppibqvpNuJbCiawzMEp5e7AaSTHgDNIg"}
{"text": "把风油精当成眼药水了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBPlWib1sGsb2dhaqUfMvvMAib3nHLtg1CTt2ib0e8hTWucRts0eKGlpvaQ"}
{"text": "因为男生赚的是面包钱，女生赚的是零花钱", "question": "为什么一男一女收入相仿时，女孩的日子看起来总是要更具品质感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子，别跳，你穿衣自由了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bo7BW1T7yXZHXicReNYHbhIB5p5wYicZjUzUwksWLYHDM968ujgYnsoMqQ"}
{"text": "犬神家的一族", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4251623"}
{"text": "你在饮食店超级讨人厌啊？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5413798"}
{"text": "女朋友买的一麻袋樱桃我带回宿舍放桌上了因为有急事，放下就出门了晚上十点心中隐隐觉得不安 回到宿舍，果然室友们在偷吃我樱桃！用手都不带劲直接往嘴里倒平时叽叽喳喳吵闹不停的宿舍现在只有共同进食地和谐鸭脖偷吃，牛奶偷吃，瓜子偷吃，连他么室友女朋友的猫粮也不放过！这次被老子抓个现行吧！宰相肚里能撑船你们现在道歉，我还能原谅你们 室友停了下来「小北，这樱桃是你的吧，你快过来尝尝，好甜啊～」", "question": "大学寝室里发现室友偷东西怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前我们兄弟班 23 班的2323，233323 得 6，6666从此成为我校经典", "question": "给你印象最深的班级口号是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈，星际迷航的安多里安人", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "鲸鱼的末路。", "question": "天哪！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6076322"}
{"text": "电动男友", "question": "用四个汉字以内简洁地描述你的兴趣爱好。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4762408"}
{"text": "第一次发微博评价女拳", "question": null, "star": 57, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "摸我呀！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6780321"}
{"text": "别生气了。", "question": "请告诉我有女友和没有女友的人之间决定性的区别。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3959914"}
{"text": "一脸天真而无辜地问他们女优是什么，是哪个学校的学生吗？那个学校也穿这种校服？假如他们不敢回答，就静静欣赏他们尴尬的表情。假如他们居然敢说出正确答案，就换一脸震惊而痛苦的表情，问他们为什么知道女优穿什么衣服。注意（划重点），一定要表现出「我的爸爸妈妈怎么是这样的人」这种幻灭感。", "question": "穿 JK 制服被妈妈说像av女优、被爸爸骂丑死了怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我毛利小五郎已经知道凶手是谁了..", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwgub235oxj20yi1b1h3g"}
{"text": "试着往积极的方向想，终于获得了自由。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3158044"}
{"text": "最严重的是脖子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1lwTZWbTAlJSXa4AvCK0ILrn4mib9A7bic3lQYNtkOMJS8pavnD0P7VDQ"}
{"text": "把它卷起来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5990754"}
{"text": "弱爆了", "question": null, "star": 879, "type": "I2T", "image": "1979182"}
{"text": "大二，两室友斗嘴，原因忘了，反正发展到最后就是 A 学 B 说话。B：「wocao，你个傻 *！」A：「wocao，你个傻 *！」B：「你学我干啥？」A：「你学我干啥？」B：「学我的人是 sb。」A：「学我的人是 sb。」B：「你知道他汀类药物的主要成分是什么吗傻 *，还学老子说话？」A：「你知道他汀类药物的主要成分是什么吗傻 *，还学老子说话？」B：「他汀类药物的主要成分是羟甲基戊二酸单酰辅酶 a 还原酶抑制剂，你学啊！」A：？？？ 多年以后，当年学化学的东西早已忘了大半，但「羟甲基戊二酸单酰辅酶 a 还原酶抑制剂」却深深印在了我的脑海里……", "question": "有哪些听起来很厉害的专业术语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卖了！高兴啊！", "question": "你把那件乙烯卖了？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7186822"}
{"text": "开发了一个新的自拍脚本", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicNv41yAiaib2q1P7vtM6zHtib80hialgHzUIplmtveSkXuO5sw6TLFUNOVQ"}
{"text": "绿茶拿铁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVzOjecguA5f8QUQF6VibPrb5o08D4KEdDJq3lyMfm8GqsTTJDssxBv2Q"}
{"text": "这是你朋友尝试对人生三大终极问题其二的解答：“我从哪里来”“要到哪里去”如果是实名火车票的话，那连“我是谁”也解决了。", "question": "为什么微信朋友圈微博总有人晒自己的飞机火车票？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前我一个同学是这样办的：每到一个站就下去买瓶啤酒，喝晕，然后趴着睡。醒后遇到站又下去买一瓶，然后喝晕，继续睡。你酒量太好的话就不要用这个办法了。", "question": "火车长途硬座有哪些黑魔法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼部筋膜枪使用指南", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "这个柔道动作太大了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5927201"}
{"text": "他的左眼看起来像一个卷心蛋糕！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2404396"}
{"text": "你是不是叫她丑八怪啊？", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "试着从试衣间出来的时候，优衣库的店员问我那件衣服你在哪里找到的？", "question": null, "star": 2755, "type": "I2T", "image": "4550634"}
{"text": "“你们做一次一般是多久？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpwH7TibrlrKdSsiavEzEfKfEUBvLSvWAFHGib6wA2bPKa2ib66b6ybPy7rg"}
{"text": "可能昨天遇到的是我吃过的摔跤手吧。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "3442382"}
{"text": "真心相信安徒生熊的世界的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7333429"}
{"text": "要是没让UVER送货就好了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6346109"}
{"text": "输的就是你！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6556215"}
{"text": "也行。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "把包袱放在身体前面。", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "说了要吃一口，结果被狠狠地吓了一跳。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2631064"}
{"text": "试衣间的镜子", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "小老弟你不知道这条路叫长警路？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8ichslwm9bgT0G1LKCQMLxelYbXibjm64g9Z86fYBniauEpyiaX4fvdYIoaw"}
{"text": "剃了波浪尖的头发，水就流出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5659367"}
{"text": "每当丈夫出差时才出门送行的妻子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guh6grl856j60ci0elgop02"}
{"text": "你在哪里装蒜呢？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7094485"}
{"text": "好险！出门差点没穿袜子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hilqqad167j30ci0eljsf"}
{"text": "妖精神仙都有一个特点：多年修炼！注意是多年，你说的这些都熬不过冬！", "question": "《西游记》为什么没有黄瓜精柿子精一类的妖精？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这么幸福可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6598214"}
{"text": "丈夫两年的单身赴任今天结束了，回家了。", "question": null, "star": 113, "type": "I2T", "image": "2984757"}
{"text": "亲自洗菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6doMpG5WNMlPZBEeOuDWvkMJKz2UTxT9z3YVzzV7GjFhahFeLU6twog"}
{"text": "花泽先生，这是女士泳装哦。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6833398"}
{"text": "在女性宿舍潜入的罪犯的手印在电梯按钮上被发现，现在正在确认的瞬间，中田静静地咬断了两根手指。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1307351"}
{"text": "夜猫子", "question": "公崎繁二郎看起来很强壮，但实际上很冷淡。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7227279"}
{"text": "比如题目的这个巨短这个两个字，好像就我一个人看见了一样。细思极恐啊", "question": "有什么巨短却超级吓人的恐怖故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Q", "question": null, "star": 689, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "老婆开车，我坐副驾。在路口随车流慢慢挪动中。突然，她指右边车道问我：「唉？刚那是小唐吧？她换车了？」老婆：「唐燕！唐燕！小唐！你把窗户再摇下来点，她听不见。」老婆：「唐燕！小！唐！！！」哐！这回小唐终于是听见了。修老婆车花了 1200，修小唐车花了 1000，压实线还 tm 罚了 200。", "question": "你经历过的奇葩或难忘的交通事故是怎样的？可否分享？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暴怒的国王身后有个人总想逗我笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eceig6ui09j20dv0drq4l"}
{"text": "1)大家好，我是练习时长两年半的个人竞赛生。爱好是平面几何，抽象代数。喜欢我的朋友们可以给我投票哦~2)舞台上，灯光璀璨“你有什么梦想”“我想要成为亚洲数学王”3)舞台上，一个年纪半百的花胡子爷爷“您为什么来到这个舞台”“我希望向大家证明，年龄不会成为我们学数学的阻碍”“我看您的儿子也是数学专业出身”花胡子爷爷眼中泛起泪光，一滴眼泪划过他的眼角，打湿了他精致的妆容“这也是我站在这里的原因。我的儿子在去年车祸不幸去世，他这辈子的心愿就是证明黎曼猜想，我希望能够帮他完成这个心愿”“过！”4)舞台上，站着一个瘦小的身躯。看得出来他年纪不大，黝黑的皮肤，戴着一顶老头帽，背着手，目光呆滞。“弟弟几岁啦”“八”“你有什么才艺呢”“我可以背圆周率”一位评委摔了话筒，愤愤不平:“我们这里是中国数学大会，不是记忆大会！”说罢，转身离开镜头切到个人采访，评委:“我希望大家能看到数学的美，是他证明过程中的美。背诵重要吗，重要，但数学需要更多的是理解。圆周率背到几十亿又能怎么样，你能背得过计算机吗？我希望大家更多关注的是数学的思想，而不是单纯的记忆。这才是我们办这个比赛的初衷”", "question": "能否把数学竞赛变得更有观赏性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新人和寺门治民入场了。", "question": "新人入场，请勿喧哗破坏气氛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233352"}
{"text": "你跟我说多少遍这是狗啊，这是猫！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7336978"}
{"text": "六个字就够了。", "question": "把它想成不是免费的东西，用七个字来表示。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313258"}
{"text": "看着鱼群，我只能说一句。", "question": "天哪！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6076322"}
{"text": "请注意，后面将播放令人震惊的影像。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7075677"}
{"text": "502胶水吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsm72gltigj30ci0elacg"}
{"text": "20年后城管标配小美酱哈哈哈太逗了登啦日15:54押話", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAIBqmicafgWHVIaV9pNWBFX1Q6zkpzEdNTc4QuaXovJtFFP0WLfnR7NWQ2jkwQhJwZPhib9KP2Odw"}
{"text": "刚上课时发的牛肉卷依旧不知怎么用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6hymsyk1lj30ci0elaey"}
{"text": "交给我吧！我要干掉他们！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2105950"}
{"text": "有人是装逼。有人是因为专业术语。比如说我。那天我遇到小学同桌，她问我现在做什么工作？我说我是设计师。她问我是做头发的吗？我说我主要用 PS……她就说我学海龟装逼，不正经。非得逼我用中文再说一遍。我这人心软，特别是被美女猛锤胸口的时候。所以我就用中文又说了一遍：照片商店。", "question": "为什么有的人喜欢半英文半中文讲话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有经过特别的训练，就把它当作小菜一碟，结果轻易地完成了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6817104"}
{"text": "没见过，但应该是记得我吧。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371633"}
{"text": "肯定比公司撑得久。", "question": "如果有家公司给你 4300 的工资，每天闲得发慌，朝九晚六，周末双休，你能坚持多久？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是亲吻，而是轻吻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3747901"}
{"text": "难道人家应该问：「你们公司的梦想是什么」？", "question": "为什么很多人，在通知面试的时候很喜欢问薪资待遇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《街头霸王2》", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3674508"}
{"text": "这边，地下室在这边，赶紧进来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReHDEJ6lVAAtiblOg44Ov3lOyJjXHTeuyu7IzibTjLA67AMNkhCccKuvzrMuUG7yDHccIk6dLHrN2Q"}
{"text": "犬马之决", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "一晚上给我看了三次手相也没拉手。", "question": "被没经验的男生追求是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还是不离家出走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcrjMLtUWxaAQnWI7xAn3ZrrJzn3jtQBODicb9iaic9flXsiafFYWibWD9MvQ"}
{"text": "IcqOicq->Qicq->QQ\\QQ 空间\\QQ 秀\\聊天室MSN飞信珊瑚虫千千静听winamp网络蚂蚁网络快车比特彗星比特精灵电骡\\电驴RealplayerFPE金山词霸\\快译\\游侠\\影霸\\打字软件超级解霸Acdsee联众游戏世界浩方,11。等对战平台3721东方快车校内网开心网kele8第九城市ChinaRenelong 网UcDosPascal\\BasicwinzipIE智能 ABCNetMeetingMudWindows 优化大师超级兔子PcToolsFrontpageCIH,冰河等等杀毒软件们诺基亚摩托罗拉爱立信PP 点点通，Vagaa(*/ω＼*)", "question": "你遇见过的最让你心疼的过气网红是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我带了空气压缩机过来，所以没问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212745"}
{"text": "想冷笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RvJzM9spRLLo8hLQ8wLj2jsOOYpzoUPkMJicqhs3eaSiaLU9qjmp98qs2MD0cqdMnDnDQXg1Yf4xVw"}
{"text": "已经有人发过同样的梗了。", "question": "一句话让信心满满的人灰心丧气。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6553873"}
{"text": "孩子喜欢的孤独。", "question": "一个月进出一次（每日）这样的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043461"}
{"text": "看到这集刚开场柯南就走进了警察局，高木警官决定牺牲自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNUvMkJdibcdQ3dKIW3WGPpoTicononW6LEmy4FX1ibZtNHku9eC0ppxQQw"}
{"text": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gry5kugsncj60ci0elgra02"}
{"text": "穿格子衫上班的程序员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq30XbudU1stLolflicJ1CdTCaP0onRRHfpQibzibuYetPeIcmQtn6vJVlOg"}
{"text": "毛孔张开了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987963"}
{"text": "果酱爷爷在等我。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3204146"}
{"text": "你骂谁长得像主人呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h79pg3d7x2j30ci0elta8"}
{"text": "在电梯里突然发现", "question": null, "star": 127, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0e865sqooj610y1da10e02"}
{"text": "留学生宿舍条件更好，更建议临时征用。", "question": "如何看待武汉部分高校宿舍改造成定点医疗点，用来收治轻症患者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看好了，这就是在走廊罚站时的姿势", "question": null, "star": 365, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqsnu3jsmkj60ze0ze44a02"}
{"text": "哇！好臭！腋下好臭！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3756195"}
{"text": "谢邀，好好吃好好练，三个月就成我这样了，伙计加油", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "在我的世界里，根本没有人是看不见的吧~", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064044"}
{"text": "染发的时候会犯困的现象。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5988284"}
{"text": "这就是一个免责声明。而且很可能是事后声明。", "question": "男朋友跟我说以后他会出轨，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "個人感覺「夢露」可能也是從這段話來的呢。XD", "question": "「电影」这个名字是源自《金刚经》「一切有为法，如梦幻泡影；如露亦如电，应作如是观」吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通往天堂的倒计时", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6061392"}
{"text": "理工科生：老师，我家里有事得回家一趟，请个假可以嘛？理工科老板：给你的实验做好了吗？实验停了还接的上吗？没有实验怎么出 paper？课题怎么结项？你怎么毕业？。。。经管科生：老师，我家里有事得回家一趟，请个假可以吗？经管科老板：给你的书和文献带回去看，下周之前总结个综述发我邮箱。。。。文史科生：老师，我家里有事得回家一趟，请个假可以吗？文史科老板：去吧，学校没啥事，不用着急回。。。。哲学生：老师，我家里有事得回家一趟，请个假可以吗？哲学老板：你谁啊？", "question": "为什么吐槽导师的帖子几乎全是理工科类？文科的研究生都在干嘛?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火锅排队的时候刷到这个，顺便问了下身边的三个兄弟伙「哪个时候炫富炫得最爽」。a：前几年刚买了第二套房的时候吧，一直不咋瞧得上我的女同事聚餐后问我房子在哪里，我故意反问：「哪套？」哈哈，当时心里爽得不要不要的，你们呢？b：没富可炫。c：我也没有。我：我也没有，待会儿你记得买单。", "question": "炫富真的很爽吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说出分手就哭了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7085922"}
{"text": "和女朋友吵架，我刚说一句话……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6QAeM2Om2qKkrqCPnav5lG6L021ozhZibCwz7bn6vT4QlemDiaSPomd8Q"}
{"text": "死神：“死哪儿不好，非得死国外！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAG6kKjia1WwwFPbuhnYYe5eCpic4gFYlJjt0eiayCyiava9zBV59hibPmzHA"}
{"text": "彼得沃茨小说《盲视》中的吸血鬼：吸血鬼是人类的近亲，食物链上位于人类的上一层，但「在吸血鬼的脑皮层里，水平和竖直视觉受体之间凑巧交叉连接，因此突然看到十字架形状的东西，容易触发强烈正反馈，导致中风。自然界原本一直没有什么两条线互相垂直的东西，所以吸血鬼生存了许多世代都没有问题，但自从基督教的十字架风行于世，吸血鬼就渐渐绝迹了。」", "question": "科幻作品有哪些颠覆过你的脑洞、设定或点子？为什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，假发掉了！", "question": "稍微改动一下曲子的歌词。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792884"}
{"text": "这个商品的条形码好奇怪啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QspRPicJDyr6cEb7Qicy2hGs3BicrYibmfC1Q6aoicC9csTLqcjiauwAEH0SfeCccFSFnibzGZyFvvEibd9A"}
{"text": "我：缺对象吗？她：缺我：我行吗？她：行现在一年多了。 之前也这么跟人表白。我：缺对象吗？她：滚！我：好嘞，姐。", "question": "请问大家都是怎么告白的啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打团时打野把血包全吃完了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tIoekf9YibFOvHtpbrXC9MleIYqXeLpLSrtnph1mibObMxQe6ZiaUshJqg"}
{"text": "抓到UFO游戏机的奖品前总是放手。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "麦克风伸出了50厘米，直到大家都安静下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331762"}
{"text": "孙女来串门", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "这个胸也太好抄了吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZY1175zOWeW3kfibSD4RYdWWxesFnBTibibKm3fIGdV72HKcq2JzQkDxjRpCpqdiaO46RwKEZwyWIOA"}
{"text": "未成年时期的步骤姐姐影片", "question": null, "star": 105, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": " 我曾经在NGA试着用英文填了一首《钗头凤》：     Even Though, To Do So, How Can I Be So Slow      I Dont Know, I Been Told     Tear Drop, Hair Blow      GO GO GO     Blue Day,Going Down, My Heart Will Do Go On      Revenge, With Gun     Now You Weak, I Am Strong      Bang Bang Bang", "question": "你写过哪些有意思的诗词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吓的。", "question": "为什么 iPhone 删软件时，所有图标都要抖?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拜拜金", "question": "把哆啦A梦的道具上的一字去掉就毁了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5374661"}
{"text": "北京西直门嘉茂广场外面有很大一个招牌「mysql」,当年我就是好奇这家餐厅和「mysql」到底有啥关系才去这家韩国餐厅的，结果服务员告诉我那是「明月三千里」的缩写，我有种被忽悠的赶脚。", "question": "突然想开一家程序员主题的餐馆，名字就叫程序员的菜，菜名就叫各种语言中的关键字，各位指点一哈，有前途没？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个男人叫小色", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "绿领带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gnyj6srxqhj30ci0elq5f"}
{"text": "明明说了『我掉的是一把普通斧头河神递过来这个后发展成了这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heplxnhvqrj30ci0elq7s"}
{"text": "巨人音乐会的体育馆", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290416"}
{"text": "谢邀，我都当欢乐喜剧人看的。（仅代表个人观点，不喜勿喷杠精走开，无讽刺的意味，若有语言不当致歉，请杠精远离，双亲健在不是孤儿，受过教育，非杠非黑，并无敌意，仅表达字面含义无讽刺，如有冒犯，在这里道歉。）", "question": "《青春有你 3》和《创造营 2021》选手整体水平哪个更好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中这样就跑，你决定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRK1dPkbQe09KRI3axCwyouNFJVE8KDblia3ibkiasXzfj1oLZmbZRxBNJJw"}
{"text": "等牛排的工夫，发现了窗外正在和牛格斗的厨子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjwpr0p2CrFYj1sJtGBc0QD1MPvXhUbh4X60PIE7Q3icaiaFzLibwR1lRSC0JOskzJN585Gfia7AR7NIw"}
{"text": "后面那家伙买单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ddoj6z3xj30ci0elwhx"}
{"text": "小麦价格上涨。", "question": "请告诉我jam老师的烦恼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4141846"}
{"text": "这句话的日文原文是リウマチに効く，中文意思是对风湿病有效。", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "这家公司会报销交通费。交通费，要报销哦~~~ 地球！就是这样子的！（咚咚咚咚咚咚咚）就是这个样子的！", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "卷发", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "哥们儿，能借点猫砂吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3sijcfa8lj30ci0elwf5"}
{"text": "争着买单不知不觉走出好远了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkooyql59dI8XDetshFrJpp8ZiboYSBNpibEfBGicIcIS0C5YCBDXEjN5dQ"}
{"text": "说完「我不想活了」之后试图屏住呼吸死自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmd2nk28rhj30ci0elwjq"}
{"text": "早饭都不吃就去上学的日子真是太残酷了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2664398"}
{"text": "祖国发展太快，想跟上。", "question": "现在的年轻人为什么都在一心「搞钱」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你别装蒜了！", "question": "闰年说一句话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2655579"}
{"text": "我们没点这个啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzBLJRHoZeEYGNm2GbSiatxFE1wxpnpK4zKJ0SwPgSe2WWyvOicwgicaiaibP6BGL4iaiblcdGa9icoYcjicQ"}
{"text": "夏天还很热，你们呢？", "question": "请问您能说得更具体一些吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6103963"}
{"text": "我们要把汤留下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6554308"}
{"text": "高德地图持续为您导航", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmXtgDzwcH2VT1RINYN3y7lm4zV7A90jXnu0Xt3g4sMqyLzvYknAerGA"}
{"text": "啊，你还在玩《游戏王》啊...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5791689"}
{"text": "哈哈，原来我可以卖这么多钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6cwrPzicl9icoeQby0kFSk1qtevUtbtjeT1jTTY8yYbhuC8XqC3b4ynicw"}
{"text": "你好像知道铜锣烧的真正意思了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7258503"}
{"text": "明天就是结婚纪念日的派对了...先吃点东西吧...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1864018"}
{"text": "年轻的吉野老师。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3178762"}
{"text": "没有菜的白米饭。", "question": "还差一题就能获得1000万奖金，但因为恶作剧而错失奖金，遭到了全家的责骂的Quiz王晚餐菜色。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6091602"}
{"text": "哪怕只有你自已也一定要赶上啊", "question": null, "star": 174, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3n191uamhj61401hcqam02"}
{"text": "以小绵羊综合症为借口的缺席。", "question": "孩子们本来可以做到的。", "star": 47, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386330"}
{"text": "「嘿嘿～你也出轨被抓了吗？」『哎呀……羞死人了W』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy48yjh7lsj30ci0eldjp"}
{"text": "即使是不隔夜的西瓜，细菌数量也难以数清，不信让他数数。", "question": "央视报道「不要吃隔夜西瓜，细菌数量难以数清」是否属实？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拖动图标的时候电脑又卡了日动神社霜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sg5ia81icghRd31wIT0nHaNyiaHqicu72HUSjvgVahrXlTLm2NkJLE1icvrdPS2muRJlbQ5BOibDqelFqA"}
{"text": "大学教授建议课本删除《背影》，原因：朱自清的父亲违反交通规则", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8y8OkKAicbBmhe4kY5apCgYCeUhmatVgembvIRgrvuA2tJOMDA14RaAg"}
{"text": "这里有个活的猕猴桃", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "给我看手相说「你30岁会死」的占卜师听到我说我今年34岁」后发飙了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gymd6ksd9uj30ci0eldio"}
{"text": "便秘的马云", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWphSvC3KGz6WtHPLNEytO1f2Rf2GMMOo2LCnFzcAyF9vH5DEMz7ZBn3Q"}
{"text": "欢迎！鱼儿进来啦！金枪鱼抓起来很方便吧！好的好的，等一下！有吗？咿嘿咿嘿~~~", "question": "以“一”开头并以“一”结尾的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2301057"}
{"text": "煤气泄漏时，吸烟危害最大。", "question": "什么时候抽烟对健康危害最大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这不是达川丢失的隐形眼镜吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KM6Dic5qdKTJJmqdEJgw1yYb7jxAjJ7UtqocnZKd8xBWlsa1BRbRhsRw"}
{"text": "我连续两天忘记做作业了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1374136"}
{"text": "常见的艺人流出照片", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "4649390"}
{"text": "曲终人不见，江上数峰青。——省试湘灵鼓瑟 唐·钱起曲终人不见，江上数峰青。——临江仙 宋·秦观曲终人不见，江上数峰青。——临江仙 宋·滕宗谅欲待曲终寻问取，人不见，数峰青。——江神子 湖上与张先同赋时闻弹筝 宋·苏轼默无言、恍若江上数峰青。——高山流水 听琴。社中课题 清·顾太清先问是不是，再问为什么。", "question": "古代没有互联网，为什么诗词中很少出现一句重复的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真好啊，真好啊~人类们，觉悟吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5052426"}
{"text": "我失业了。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "以后教育自家孩子：好好学习努力，不然的话就会沦落到去上这种奇葩脑残十八流学校。", "question": "如何看待山东潍坊科技学院禁止男女校园牵手？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "= = 男生用手洗脸。", "question": "男生用香皂洗脸还是洗面奶？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我其实无所谓啦？如果把责任推到我身上就能解决的话。但是，对救命恩人不能这样做吧？正常人都不会这样做的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1514243"}
{"text": "刚刚那个大佬的肩有这么宽", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "当我以为某个文件多次下载失败后，某个文件夹里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJkUDhxGVn8SPammLxdMV1bnozpBaGEaYPiaHibbQVwInP6xvdWmtnIUKAGic4wB7ZGl1HhbXvpuzQ"}
{"text": "无论我工作犯了多大的错，加油站老板都会一直鼓励我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3rKvv5nUHib1B2C9niaiafas6KVy2Cvwiac31ux5QeAR3NaLfgqicSRE9lxg"}
{"text": "假装很高兴很赞赏的样子，然后给它洗澡！送一次洗一次。时间长了它就不敢送了...", "question": "家里的猫总是会给我抓回来很多死老鼠，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "制作红叶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNKHD8zP8ncFibFY2JRAsdcbrXY7JWjAE7Sl8ibhXNeFwhnrAf3ibBjq6T6A"}
{"text": "您有新的短消息", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic32dAibDwhxEz9QTazJpb2CtcC8QP9CXgcCkSmJhN7HcrAJuicV0wdK74OnxsI3DuKyYdg08V2pSA"}
{"text": "这些吃的给你们，麻烦赶紧从铁轨上开走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXy2RIAcN1rTlmkpHkrUqD7MHesrX8MEa1NRG67bJI6RgRCtmg6pf3sg"}
{"text": "高级化妆水摔地上后连忙趴下用全身吸收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heecn543hzj30ci0elwhs"}
{"text": "暂时的热情之红啊！", "question": "运动会啦啦队的吹笛子趣闻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3175777"}
{"text": "这段拍摄于3月3日。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5125109"}
{"text": "就算死了也要侍奉主子=死侍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTILBKvAlDM9QZib63SEeeFgr57JwmV9IiaHaQ7SWtE4aRhrniawsqVWpyA"}
{"text": "男人发出了关白宣言，女人唱起了三色线之歌。", "question": "这个提议可能失败，为什么这么想？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541297"}
{"text": "炫耀着吃香蕉皮的人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331733"}
{"text": "他是坏人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7256747"}
{"text": "公主 Ariel", "question": "孩子起的闪亮名字太可怜了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7122076"}
{"text": "追求丰满的声音结果", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6513474"}
{"text": "即使下雨天也不间断地捡铝罐。", "question": "真正的有钱人常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895078"}
{"text": "世界上还有钱更重要接下来是付费内容", "question": null, "star": 954, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmt6w23rl1j60s30s3n0f02"}
{"text": "酒店的叫醒服务真牛逼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4lsi5odl0j30ci0eldie"}
{"text": "居然叫BOOKOFF却一本都没有！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4518216"}
{"text": "有一次走路大摇大摆不小心手磕墙上掉了一块皮儿，还在暗自庆幸还好磕的是手。", "question": "拥有一块昂贵的手表是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用两个镜子相对立，手在其中做动作。发现世界变卡了，说明你在代码里。", "question": "如果说这个世界不是真实存在的，只是一段代码，迄今为止你发现了哪些bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "西凉女儿国。", "question": "哪些国家是没有国父的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吐烟圈比赛冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNIPlEodVskWc4rv4AYZ5F8hVATTfQJ9tvsoneg6Mtfgic02Oc7Ltice6w"}
{"text": "真·热狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hglqb4bte4j30ci0eljvp"}
{"text": "你肯定知道我把它藏在那儿了！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6392081"}
{"text": "不用说你就知道！", "question": "这个人很任性，要求很多，一共有1000个愿望。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4808040"}
{"text": "生命之源。", "question": "在父亲节不能送什么礼物？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7223586"}
{"text": "沙发下面捞猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdEiagOUQibFTia9Zr30klNaiaqRwHOqszrdIxzPFyEVhjZCrnlkxiaaQLBMw"}
{"text": "你都没有正眼看过我", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "不幸的孩子处于更好的境地的世界。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6701079"}
{"text": "菊花茶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RaGJJS2lUeoIf3db7Cy43yhzpGCrzVIkG7hEY0iazRv00WOyWaNTuLHHkbhbIFqljeJqkBy7shuxg"}
{"text": "这样就可以了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7165076"}
{"text": "踢：清净了不踢：这就是清华的校园，清华的校园就是大气【图片】【图片】【图片】这就是清华学子的宿舍，多么精致，国家为了未来的栋梁真是大手笔啊【图片】【图片】【图片】哈哈哈来清华的游客，但是我家孩子还要在这读四年呢【图片】【图片】【图片】清华的军训，瞧教官的姿态是真兵吧【图片】【图片】【图片】我要离开清华了，孩子依依不舍地来送我，希望她能在清华好好学习，她是我的骄傲【图片】【图片】【图片】女儿发的清华第一天上课，在座的都是天之骄子【图片】【图片】【图片】清华的社团【图片】……清华的食堂【图片】……清华的作业【图片】……清华的老师【图片】……清华学生的笔记【图片】……", "question": "如何看待妈妈在同学群里晒女儿的清华通知书被踢出班级群？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桃花飘过来，可是我腰疼。", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "很久不换袜子时你的脚趾头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjmx8q75YBbTFnVWmEL02yF5aYfqqdhfFYKRNLticcicv2PQFUVN9dYedcQ"}
{"text": "没有帮助。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7218002"}
{"text": "导演说拍这部剧有大量的床戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVEzHLGxJWs8qtSEiaz9tU6gOjsY7ib7DagIA4QicyziblVpp36LKoeCEicZw"}
{"text": "看到这题很有感触，想起了自己在美国读博士时和一位十几年没有联系的小学同学的聊天。她跟我说，好羡慕她的一个朋友，找到了一个朝九晚五坐办公室的工作。我问她，你们都希望做这种工作吗？她说是啊，不然呢？我觉得很诧异，为什么会有年轻人喜欢做这种天天固定时间又没有什么实际意义的纯粹消耗时间的工作。然后我就突然想明白了。毕竟他们一直生活经济落后省 N 线城市，也没有读过大学，才会觉得这种工作生活状态是好的。而我作为一个留美博士，经历过很多事情，见识过很多世面，对生活和工作的想法就完全不一样：我就想中 5000 万彩票然后买几栋房子躺在家里不用工作当包租公。", "question": "学历高和学历低的眼界差距有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "进入后会播放FamilyMart的进店旋律。", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "遇到这种人你就拍下来啊，放在 b 站上我们好做鬼畜视频啊", "question": "建议在餐厅大吵大闹的孩子安静些，被孩子妈妈骂「我孩子用你教？有钱你去移民呀！」怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在结局中，房子终于崩塌了。", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "第35回相亲的对象是第18回相亲的那家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdKuO40kRIPJxxjibSwvqcRyjicxWcWBbOxlQuBoVicTOWy7OQtZnOvZ4XQ"}
{"text": "让他再掉一次重现一下，我好找 bug。", "question": "如果你的辅导员掉水里了，你所学的专业能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为庆祝奇迹般地穿上了领子这么小的衣服干杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eswo4cqf3yj209r0aewgf"}
{"text": "我是鲍勃。跟踪没有暴露，继续靠近中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBCne761ZiauTHBib40wuEiab8keefHak9Bjia4N5pZwfH6ORBCjPRtdGsEA"}
{"text": "Jump买过来这个要求通常指的是购买除周刊之外的 Jump 杂志。", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "总感觉有人类混进了狗狗联盟于是进行暗中观察", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpr8vr43zgj30ci0eldo8"}
{"text": "你有啥想不开的啊？我们这个行业，年轻一点的又穷又忙……上了年纪有点成功的，既油腻又闷骚……不适合你", "question": "怎么找个律师男朋友?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "顾客一局的成果：完全打碎玻璃、砸中楼下路人，现正持杆与警察对峙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcpQH6BZaCeQibgdhtiarfBZnCib2WBlsAFods037ibrNT5xVibKias4sNnnibw"}
{"text": "希望接下来的常规节目能定下来...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6531144"}
{"text": "因为拉了一身的大便，所以去洗了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246082"}
{"text": "为了帮喵星人减肥主人买了个定时喂食器给它现在它只在喂食器附近留连", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTEObwJKSfFc2C5OwZoFB1XicT63ubnF7lfRuRTAwMf4556PAMiavEavPA"}
{"text": "愿世界和平，阿门。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7293225"}
{"text": "我当中学老师那会儿，学校政教处铭牌上写着：department of state and church……", "question": "你见过哪些让你瞠目结舌的英语翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一口气喝完养乐多。", "question": "这是非常危险的，请不要模仿。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4818615"}
{"text": "被蚂蚁搬了进去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1higukknlkkj30ci0elwi5"}
{"text": "哇，挖洞之旅让人惊讶！", "question": "这个备受欢迎的旅游团叫什么名字？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3394776"}
{"text": "消失的球", "question": "闪电九号（可能是棒球技巧）", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4387674"}
{"text": "口袋里的赠品。", "question": "把多啦A梦比作蓝色的狸猫更严厉地改述一下。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309220"}
{"text": "嫁给我吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "小泉进次郎在《笑点》节目结束之后，他的形象从认真的角色变成了搞笑的角色，这时候富士电视台的收视率开始下滑。", "question": "可以的话，请教我一些动漫的杂学知识。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3921200"}
{"text": "快门一按，线路中断；造成事故，移交法办。上有老下有小，快门一按不得了。——成都铁路局 宣 欢迎广大车迷朋友拍车。——南宁铁路局 宣", "question": "铁路行业内有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯我懂你的意思你懂我的意思吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSzIiaptGRUPAqnYJ6kww34sTT6KZE0mWeichk4pdBBiaFk5QnAcWgJCkiaAZiaQ0uuGqn8AczPfGGExA"}
{"text": "绝对去过猫咖吧？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6941069"}
{"text": "灵魂出窍", "question": null, "star": 239, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw95i5zl6rj610y10ywkg02"}
{"text": "因为三月四月五月都没有特别需要送情侣礼物的节日。", "question": "为什么人在春天想恋爱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真巧，原来你的脸上也被蜜蜂叮了这么大个包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUyIk1D9orB7iaqJH0rEz9xiaHyDJgKvoMhmRKS2y74Us3Uh5q3zN4TASiag"}
{"text": "踩到乐高", "question": null, "star": 387, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq33of7ahwj610v13378002"}
{"text": "月薪两万又怎样，老婆也只给 200 零花钱。", "question": "月薪 2 万元是一种怎样的人生体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一会我开机，你就啊啊叫。听我的包你火遍全网", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4LtxbYVk7J3DL0qicibbnicrbrI0TrKYo61YVuLhv9BuXVuFZ5lialEnJzg"}
{"text": "闯进来才发现忘带袋子了", "question": null, "star": 619, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glk63ex448j610d1cigtf02"}
{"text": "你还没到更年期就喜欢管闲事了。", "question": "喜欢乐高，被周围人问「你快奔三了还喜欢玩积木」该如何反驳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是做淘宝的，卖卫衣的，有天客户退货回来，打开包装一看，里面有两张邓紫棋的演唱会门票，而且还是没过期的（答主很喜欢邓紫棋）我当时就有天上掉馅饼的感觉！后来我还是联系了买家，把门票还给她了。呜呜呜~~那是我离邓紫棋最近的一次。", "question": "你们收到过最奇葩的快递是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "航天飞机返回。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5049274"}
{"text": "金属过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecvypwg37uj208g0bidgl"}
{"text": "参加葬礼迟到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv6np3cvgoj60ci0eldim02"}
{"text": "夏天到了，蝉就叫了。", "question": "殉职率99%是什么工作？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6852880"}
{"text": "她随手拿起一只红底鞋，看看上面 10000 元的标签，轻轻放了回去，说，我不买。他们可以用冰岛语持续聊上三个钟头，听上去就像两个外国语学院的高材生在讨论全球化带来的语言大统一危机，但实际上，他们用的是翻译软件。怎么说呢，我一般不参与这种穷人的聚会，你要知道，我不需要你们再搞个聚会来证明我是穷人了。当你还是个穿 NIKE 的高中生时，我就已经在 LV 里面把我名字的缩写刻到旅行箱上了，然后刷了二十年盘子，赔给人家一个新的旅行箱。我不是因为香奈儿的腰带而喜欢你，也不是因为你从小就有宝马接送而喜欢你，因为我知道，这些东西你下辈子都有不起。当他犹豫要不要拆开这盒来自法国的 699 元的巧克力时，警察来了。", "question": "如何写出「反小时代情节」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "King Kazu is still active now.", "question": "监狱出来二十年了，吓了一跳。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7315376"}
{"text": "然后希望能借用手帮忙。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7020180"}
{"text": "这些事情都不重要，死了你就知道了。", "question": "如何评价生活中那些所谓的「老了就知道了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "少年，相信我，只有恶魔才能战胜恶魔。早上 6:30 闹钟响起的时候，那你一定要快速拿起手机关闭闹钟，然后打开你的抖音、知乎，反正就是你平时最爱玩的 app，刷起来，哪还有精神睡觉呀。我相信只有恶魔才能战胜恶魔！", "question": "如何不痛苦地早起？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的天啊，这是我的两倍，有23个数！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1880169"}
{"text": "他就是想静一下。。", "question": "吵架的时候男朋友对我说「你让我静一下」，他是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在超市工作的时候，我以前喜欢的那个人和她的丈夫一起来到我的收银台。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "突然出现的灵异影像正在播放中。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6739538"}
{"text": "挽不回的咖啡豆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7239670"}
{"text": "给我多吃点！", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "谁的钱掉这了？", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glr7ggqz16j6114120gvk02"}
{"text": "泻药，学艺不精的我感觉可以当法师。", "question": "法学生可以当什么老师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打开对话框想找对方聊天的时候，上面显示「对方正在输入.....」", "question": "什么样的情境下让你突然有种心上开出一朵花的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我打算求婚，却遭到了光速的一拳。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3876831"}
{"text": "当妻子高潮时，她的表情会让我精神失常。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1890464"}
{"text": "一百年后的巴士。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1802721"}
{"text": "从这种统治中毕业。", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "谁把图钉放在马鞍上了？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2923376"}
{"text": "背着大人形状背包的小baby看到对方背了同款", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "好的...来耍傻吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6016525"}
{"text": "因为动嘴比动手容易得多。", "question": "为什么有那么多父母期待着孩子完成自己未完成的愿望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个魔术的把戏真高明。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484853"}
{"text": "领主的领主不是你的领主明白吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLLbTdW0LJvbUWCA5iaaHdsI2gjkG4yoADLsiaIiaibiaSgmMNMgpmKNjAbGw"}
{"text": "戴望舒 雨巷。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "同名同姓的人可以通过连锁方式消除。", "question": "设计笔记的新规则。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5597183"}
{"text": "生怕哈利学习不好，伏地魔总是到期末才搞事", "question": "《哈利·波特》中最惊艳你的一处设定是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要去两次的人是谁呢？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021290"}
{"text": "怎么叫消防车！挺急的！在线等！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8hicSX9uPryYxxaVc6ltoqK71dHaLFuM4CoiaQlib9Kq1upFl1VVu2eGEQ"}
{"text": "傻笑出神", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "把`当成显示器上的脏东西", "question": "有哪些让你目瞪口呆的 bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我发誓有一天会在你的题目中获得殿堂级的地位！可能需要很多年……但是到那时请一直陪伴着我！", "question": "让我把你迷住吧。", "star": 396, "type": "T2T", "image": "2488775"}
{"text": "必胜客新品披萨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibCgicp0OKJuuvqjJJic9e9eFBC0ib52M20dn4vnBOMdmzqEfJEyWyLArcw"}
{"text": "正在更新中。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315397"}
{"text": "等待gta6的老玩家：就是你刚买的gta5？！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "现在，正承受着第三方严厉的目光审视中~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2169946"}
{"text": "开灯打蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibj4slibd7NINibQaenu0AK1xKsxkzC861ra8ibKdFkY40d6Jl122wsdauA"}
{"text": "就差有人邀请了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw30o3g3j7j30ci0eltad"}
{"text": "每个班级都会有一个做操特别认真的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etrw2ukumsj20az0a6aay"}
{"text": "现在变成只能出剪刀了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gari86fnjlj20zy0zy44j"}
{"text": "猪也是这么想的。", "question": "驴肉好吃那为什么不大范围养驴？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "害你过这么惨的罪魁祸首", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5Fm6XZckC59yLVyR4T1KTiaK2lRP1fwVxMqHPLRCRZ0IjNCdZS5VewBQ"}
{"text": "会装孙子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8E8cI1hjg6Xibiblya6o79LwrXKCTL6HjCcaCNXwBYhuwLK2xiaEjAojtQ"}
{"text": "老师，你作业还没布置", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "《骆驼祥子》里的祥子。", "question": "你知道从小被灌输家里穷、别惹事、没有别人家有钱、要节约、赚钱不容易的孩子长大是什么样的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎~又是桑田佳佑、宇多田光和椎名林檎啊。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "4117506"}
{"text": "人脸识别", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "杀手「堵住鼻子死你！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebouat5rt1j20ac084dgi"}
{"text": "「你的点我 get 不到。」「那换 post 试试。」", "question": "有哪些高级笑话只有具备了一定的专业知识才能听懂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宿管查寝时都在装睡的学生", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "随它去吧，随它去吧。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "客人你点的大盆鸡做好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3rwZicno5UyBmLsfK7XpybOcbYVSHYicSibORbcJPqlMMskvgJBNxgW0Ow"}
{"text": "刚才被我拒绝上车的吉田沙保里突然出现了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5838449"}
{"text": "麻烦你给我解释一下处女膜的存在好吗?", "question": "如果每一代鸡都砍掉两只脚若干代小鸡会不会没脚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打死都不去医院后主人考了个医师证回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h73wzx5psqj30ci0elwi6"}
{"text": "所有蚊子都放进去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib2yFY2iaqKvv5nYQZrnuraudPib7yVPfmOvZv1dmjg2IxtyI4DTc2BJMA"}
{"text": "木耳，小时候吃饭打喷嚏，木耳从鼻子里出来的。。。", "question": "发生了什么导致你从此再不吃某样食物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也要上台了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3485087"}
{"text": "缆车的电缆精灵", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5468697"}
{"text": "英语听力考试的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9Y5VjawRApcPEibicVxAYnk33EPfOJpqxqr97iamAePfszia3rlOmKWIbow"}
{"text": "想着叶湘伦每天送小雨回家后小雨还得自己回学校弹钢琴回到79年就好心酸。", "question": "《不能说的秘密》是部好电影吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候我妈喂我，是精确到克的……所以我潜意识里总是担心，我会不会还有一个兄弟在对照组。然后她同事养孩子，上完厕所不冲，要观察粪便……", "question": "父母是高级知识分子是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贪睡模式", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "全员都不服气的吵架和好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdj3jlsuurj30ci0eljxd"}
{"text": "新学年是从姓氏开始的。", "question": "请告诉我教室走廊最前面坐着的人有哪些习惯。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3647844"}
{"text": "晚上在篮球场旁的跑道跑步，滚过来一个篮球，这种情况经常发生，于是我飞起一脚把球踢回了篮球场，姿势之优美脚法之迅速让我不得不在心里为自己赞叹。但是今天这个球好软啊，踢完了它自己尖叫着跑开了。 原来是一只红棕色毛的狗。 对不起这只狗。。以后篮球场过来的东西再也不敢认成球了", "question": "你因为视力不好而闹过什么难忘的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们都在活着。", "question": "把歌词改一个字就毁了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6763557"}
{"text": "人弓服务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrCD1NsYLdtfVGtOV5SSqBNwYq12zPrX4zCuuj40ZB93Pib7DXwgE6G5Q"}
{"text": "在追逐女孩的活动中，她总是回头看，走得很慢，让我很烦躁。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1784358"}
{"text": "那些在自己的笑话下评论如果是我，我会这么做的人，他们在同一个主题的帖子下面没有得到星星评价。", "question": "好的呀～就是这么想的瞬间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7199586"}
{"text": "我买了果汁。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7293771"}
{"text": "超厉害的革命", "question": "暴风雨预警的酷炫说法", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5025465"}
{"text": "先生，请问您看到我们法官的锤子了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZNticZEOKWqbGArAc5GofpmUkI2AUtVWas7f72xb9Bic4Kw59Xg0gHwug"}
{"text": "真的从屏风后面出现了一只老虎。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7363039"}
{"text": "这不是奥特曼！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7345697"}
{"text": "小便器间距太近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eruqum8femj208j09emyn"}
{"text": "哎？ 这里是球门啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4742369"}
{"text": "半夜突然一阵窒息，醒来发现男朋友睡梦中胳膊圈住我的头并发力，可能想把这个头拧下来吧。", "question": "情侣睡觉都抱着睡吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在中国我们把各种障碍症统一称作笨。", "question": "为什么在中国很少听说阅读障碍和失语症？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个踢裆的小女孩又来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibDo1bB30Tb3kygya2GluyjxUuoxbTJz4M4icRm3Zk60eicl73x8a7xWRg"}
{"text": "初中考物理，有个送分题，把点燃的蜡烛放在凸透镜一侧，光屏放在另一侧，为什么光屏上没有蜡烛火焰的像？答案可以有很多，比如三点不共线、光屏离凸透镜太近 / 太远、蜡烛放在一倍焦距以内…结果我们班有个同学答的是：凸透镜镜片掉了！", "question": "你遇到的最搞笑的试卷答案是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "交卷之前改答案！", "question": "人生中有没有那么一件事，明知道失败的风险很大，有一万个理由放弃，但还是决定孤注一掷，奋力一搏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据说可以想象台下的人都没穿衣服", "question": "如何克服紧张时全身发抖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按照达尔文的进化论解释：一种人认为女生永远是对的，另一种人不这么认为，后来没有女生嫁给第二种人，于是他们灭绝了。", "question": "为什么有人说「女人永远是对的」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "砰！砰！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6yxcrjot9j30ci0elgo7"}
{"text": "跟着10号散步", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "给我你的播出时间。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5336771"}
{"text": "有人违反校规骑机车时学生会展开追击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hgw7vct471j30ci0elwfw"}
{"text": "面试的时候，面试官在挤痘痘……原文评论区@张小魚：不去帮他吗？", "question": "在面试过程中有哪些行为让你觉得特别不被尊重？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "经得起考验的人很多，但是经得起考验的人，一般不会容忍被考验。", "question": "为什么不要去考验人性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“阀值”是“阈值”的文盲版。", "question": "阀值和阈值有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "整理遗物时发现了无业老爸的真实身份", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he8ktzg3r1j30ci0eltdp"}
{"text": "卖大米的销售真的很拼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmqMSfs0vRRKkl8uScTaAbLpFQe0GEKnBSE7fmtju8r1ZKdUTPN2y8VA"}
{"text": "纽约某超市。傍晚下班时间，比较拥挤。一位黑人大嫂火急火燎往前冲，前面一位白人大叔大概挡了她的道。黑人大嫂急吼吼侧身冲过去，气急败坏：「Jesus Christ！」 （啊呀！老天爷！）白人大叔慢悠悠回头看过来，满脸无辜：「That's not my name.」 （你叫错人了吧？）", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题主，你想象一下。周末，你在家休息，你老板一个电话把你叫到单位去，让你穿上安全绳去公司外墙擦玻璃，一边擦一边写代码，还一边开着视频会议，干到凌晨四点还没干完，老板还不让你走还让你接着干，而你还没吃晚饭。这时候，一个路人，比如我，看见了，热泪盈眶，说，题主，你太辛苦了，我为你写了两首歌，唱给你听。第一首叫《最美加班人》调子就是《逐梦演艺圈》的调子。周末周末周末加班班班班班班班班班班班班班你们是最美最美最美加班者带着你从小的伟大理想要成为一名伟大而骄傲的社畜人们都说加班很累累累累累累累累累累累累累又冒着生命危险还没吃晚饭那些擦不完的玻璃写不完的代码瞬间都让我敬佩你的奉献怎么办 怎么办玻璃玻璃它脏了脏了代码代码它没写没写会议会议它重要重要隔壁办公室里欣赏我的领导告诉我为了公司应该奉献必须奉献我也是这么想的第二首叫《擦玻璃》，作词者写的你们单位领班蜘蛛人的名。调子就《一人我饮酒醉》。安全，是第一位，安全绳要穿到位绳结，要检查好防止高空坠落伤玻璃，该怎么擦加班，该怎么加我先用肥皂，我再用抹布我最后用报纸大概就这样吧。就你跟你们公司外墙吊着的时候，楼下来了一群流浪歌手跟你们楼下唱这两首歌。你有没有觉得他们很烦人。有没有觉得他们很欠揍。有没有很想大喊一声“cnm 闭嘴！”:）", "question": "如何评价《没人想听你写的救灾歌曲》一文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被要求点全套菜单。", "question": "AKB48的成员好像在经营一家烤肉店。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3658834"}
{"text": "哎？宫尾推进怎么样了？", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6526558"}
{"text": "白的就是，实际上有200种颜色。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179347"}
{"text": "「对不起，我不知道他死了。我以为你们只是分手了。」", "question": "向女孩表白后，她说：「曾经沧海难为水，除却巫山不是云」该怎么回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从我喜欢的第三个地方开始说，一直说到第十个地方……", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "小姐，你的口香糖掉了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehfzddevijj20ar09paaz"}
{"text": "为了不被发现，把假的放上去。", "question": null, "star": 577, "type": "I2T", "image": "1356309"}
{"text": "晒太阳晒过头了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3563094"}
{"text": "富士电视台", "question": "电视业界的管制越来越严格，终于禁止了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2255345"}
{"text": "唉，又要回到土豆时代了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388245"}
{"text": "老爸脱袜子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBcQqbkrxowGs1yphm1tY9W9OAUkYGMHPzlZrPg8d4LeNB2aE6lWqV7g"}
{"text": "终于睡着了，收工！", "question": null, "star": 371, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4w721yb9mj61401axjz802"}
{"text": "我看见龙猫了！有这一一么大！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz2skh17j5j20ob0rx77n"}
{"text": "燕人张飞果真是名不虚传啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy5rsZcNjulQ6YqIc1xusia7yOhkEN3uurtbWoiaC7lmptdXSS0ianUYc2A"}
{"text": "你们他妈的不要再跟着我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TAqKZoA8lXxWrwFQtV1v9FEloJawBhoSqMeqvRWxylDBt9d2pWlvZrp3jYQytMu1R2IoGQ5T044g"}
{"text": "（知乎日报注：前方高能，饭前饭后请勿阅读）病理老师说：哈哈你们看这个癌变的地方像不像菜花？解剖老师说：看了干尸以后你这辈子都不想吃牛肉干。免疫老师说：你们看你们看，这个寄生虫长的像不像面条？儿科老师说：这个轮状病毒啊，导致的腹泻啊，就是蛋花汤那样的。评估老师说：这个乳糜尿啊，就是辣个大米汤那个样子的啦。感谢我的老师，我现在好多东西都没有胃口吃了……", "question": "有哪些一句话毁了一种食物的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去豆腐店。", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 168, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "这是小麦还是土豆？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6949594"}
{"text": "刺蛇A了小狗！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "「投票结果公布」「被赶出家门的」「就决定是主人了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs4u6t4hg3j30ci0elwna"}
{"text": "提出想要搬家的想法后，对方做了奇怪的料理来招待我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7340063"}
{"text": "如何让放屁变得高雅？放完后闭上眼，然后吸一口说“嗯，有韭菜和葱花”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3NEd3CNCfmVmEftQqWvJnBc75BmXE7KWrhG6N4GXGrrsjg3YoblxJPg"}
{"text": "请问应该怎么做？", "question": "为什么那个头脑不清的武士被命令在殿上切腹呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5899465"}
{"text": "本不该出现在这里的人却在这里。", "question": null, "star": 173, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004920"}
{"text": "不要啊。", "question": "不像饭团那样紧紧地包裹在一起", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5164365"}
{"text": "藏坚果的地方修了路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TWZOtAHGnia7kDfSnQodD4Lz3ibbwOqjCREaicwz5NiaDBe9B71wJDaoiaGIKHN7zJ7kOjF36EVYCvRYA"}
{"text": "格莱美、奥斯卡、金球奖、普利策、诺贝尔文学奖，现在有一个人全拿过了，你敢信？", "question": "2016 年的诺贝尔文学奖为什么会颁给鲍勃 · 迪伦（Bob Dylan）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是说让你9点叫我吗？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ge4pwbma8xj210c13dgrf"}
{"text": "不要每格漫画换一件衣服！读者会混乱的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtivd640kvj30ci0el41n"}
{"text": "新垣结衣在休息日素颜放松。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4618766"}
{"text": "装的病恶化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc8jojt40ij30ci0el788"}
{"text": "《鬼灭之刃》真的是一部很紧张刺激的动画。", "question": "写一篇关于没读过的漫画的感受。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "5473751"}
{"text": "忘带船了还是得了冠军", "question": null, "star": 367, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h89i7im51yj60u0140tc702"}
{"text": "不至于这么酸吧！反应太大了。大家都这样演戏，吃得那么酸。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1489987"}
{"text": "借贷竞争的催收手段很残酷。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202165"}
{"text": "六月三伏穿西装拍戏也就算了导演还让再加五张暖宝宝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20jW5rdD0jd4MxcV4R9hnFEbSD1YLIyRR64McqPbqSviayZkuibZicwWGuw"}
{"text": "记得老师说过，一千页的内科书，只有轻中度大叶性肺炎是可治愈的。", "question": "得了治不好又一时死不了的病是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「快掏道具啊青团子！听到静香梦话后睡不着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2n7n6zua7j30ci0elq6d"}
{"text": "有人报警称发现了白骨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsxoov0d2cj30ci0elads"}
{"text": "我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "有人在恶意评论我的傻话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7019839"}
{"text": "召回的地方", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1525237"}
{"text": "送？糯米团子？没见过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbk9xkf6zaj30ci0eljuu"}
{"text": "奶奶家里的神秘果冻。", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "Windows 用久了的人都会悟出一个道理：不要找原因，不要纠结，重装系统，换取片刻的安宁。", "question": "出现「Explorer.exe 遇到问题需要关闭，我们对此引起的不便表示抱歉。」这样的提示有哪些常见的原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我叔叔，家住农村，都知道我叔抬杠是出了名的，抬杠方式如下：爷爷：这坑挖的太浅了。我叔：太浅？太平洋深！爷爷：这土堆得太矮了。我叔：太矮？珠穆朗玛峰高！我爸：你买的这鞭炮不太响，买假了。我叔：不响？原子弹响！奶奶：某某家今年收的花生比咱多 20 多袋。我叔：我要是用超市塑料袋装比他家多好几百袋呢。婶：这大米不好，做的稀饭不粘。我叔：不粘？加点白乳胶就粘了！（我家里曾经有个小家具厂，白乳胶随手就能拿）", "question": "你见过最杠的杠精是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我早就说了，时间胶囊里别放种子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZ0ZScpUJQyHuheqfwRQnFr2Bz2VvOkUJL2n47dphb1icYQYp6CmHQGiaA"}
{"text": "有人唱经不和谐。", "question": null, "star": 2187, "type": "I2T", "image": "6354992"}
{"text": "栅栏外有情侣经过时的高中男生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ge9s4u6nlqj2112112q9w"}
{"text": "呐，你……上次从西装口袋里掉出这样一张名片……", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5838449"}
{"text": "舍不得孩子套不着狼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "一直以为自己长得还行，直到高中时收到一封情书。打开一看， 「虽然你长得不好看，但是你……」，后面的我没看。", "question": "你是通过什么事情才知道自己丑的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "排队在另外一头！", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "啊，四叶草！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGxibQLJjqm6Xnaic98gXmwQmbyldjFnCED0Edqwiaib6zyaqOxtWKfqtzWQ"}
{"text": "继承遗产", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJgMFa8ibp1MXia1eGOrhPFGxgHOhV3jZbKIpibEHgovTGF5QZrOzAs4Wgg"}
{"text": "电车堵车了。", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "爸爸！我是阳性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gdj7r7m2ffj211m14b7aw"}
{"text": "忘了看牙的麻药劲还没过", "question": null, "star": 352, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpp17ifbs5j611x18y7bm02"}
{"text": "装作思考的样子看旁边那家伙的答案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEyj3GbJ81C8nUvaUhmtDLcq4bfaPGrjhegJOWvtCJctCgnCSPpFhhZ2g"}
{"text": "一个年纪大的男人跟着人群走，因为没有注意到入口处的成人式招牌而丢脸了。", "question": "成年人在参加成人礼时会犯傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4903457"}
{"text": "必须提一下我女票(๑✦ˑ̫✦)✨放假后女票被家里催着去学车了 -据本人表述，第一次开车有点紧张，于是，在掉头时，不小心把转向灯那个杆抽出来了。 ᵎ(•̀㉨•́) ̑̑当时教练的表情如下：=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀д•́=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀д•́๑)=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀д•́比较有意思的是，一年后她弟弟和她去了同一间驾校，小伙子在掉头时把方向盘当场扯下来了……比较有悬念的是，我岳母大人最近也想学车 ：）", "question": "在驾考的时候有没有比较笨的学员和作死的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "泡面忘放水了百等了三分钟", "question": null, "star": 556, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gimsdears0j613a1cwgxw02"}
{"text": "扔掉暂停的负担。", "question": null, "star": 87, "type": "I2T", "image": "6771747"}
{"text": "那老师在家批评教育自己的孩子算不算加班，有没有加班费ॱଳ͘", "question": "老师给自己孩子补课算不算违规?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生化危机", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4239337"}
{"text": "偷吃喜之郎可吸果冻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba8yOdib34IJ58lWvCFH2Gtk2jPvlk4FUOp71asxFovoYEkCBVJJ4X7PA"}
{"text": "看着2700的同时，交替看右手和左手。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5258910"}
{"text": "《双马尾螺旋桨升天可行性研究》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVt2Iqr1sKE5MbqQzVhnlHnZwq4LZx4eTw3q23kibuLxvnE5g2118aYEg"}
{"text": "撑不到《难忘今宵》了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8ozVdqwaHM63brlv6YdeJAHdoYn7LqOYe8y9gGYnAvdicqiaHpNpdgjXQ"}
{"text": "糟了！出门前忘给它猫粮了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsizi30y38j611314kq9502"}
{"text": "在女仆咖啡吃霸王餐逃跑失败", "question": null, "star": 213, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4evc0i3gwj61401a6wmf02"}
{"text": "回头看的话，一定是在不合适的时机。", "question": "恐怖电影常见的事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4809586"}
{"text": "详情请参见所有琼瑶文。「你只是失去了一条腿，紫菱却失去了她的爱情啊！」绿萍：？？？「皇阿玛，你为什么要因为香妃娘娘伤了令妃娘娘的心，你为什么不成全香妃娘娘和蒙丹你是风儿我是沙的爱情呢」乾隆：？？？「你能医人，为什么不能医猫？」医生：？？？", "question": "有哪些三观比主角还正的反派？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向着无限的远方...去吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4648822"}
{"text": "食猴鹰大哥？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "快回去拿洗发水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVziaib0qu5HouwMQPK2FJlSQT0e8t684E4Sy0iat5xJMssdruOsn7FX4Vg"}
{"text": "你们女孩子的洗澡水的温度可不可以不要调那么高？", "question": "如果匿名的话，你想告诉异性什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是私下解决问题的人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3905504"}
{"text": " 老师： 抽几个人点名，就抽经常不到的吧。正义，正义，正义，又特么没来。诚信： 老师，给他打电话啦，在路上，马上就到。老师： 来了，来了也不行，迟到就是旷课。另外，老规矩，你也趁早滚出去，省得扰乱课堂纪律。 ", "question": "如何评价「正义或许会迟到，但绝不会缺席」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想要抱抱？这有20元拿去买条狗吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibWJRib0KdkSvicrgCplCAHeP3r8rSicqQ4LffXArxbEicMWGd5UkEc2OTQQ"}
{"text": "我被选为便当的配菜。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6584971"}
{"text": "作为女性，我无法结婚的理由简要叙述一下。", "question": "在测试中忍不住看了两遍的问题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389193"}
{"text": "两者的区别仅在于你去不去医院或者说包不包扎。", "question": "为什么割腕会死人，而断臂的人却能活着？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，田中先生也在散步吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713179"}
{"text": "竞走时遇到像敌人的家伙为了不中断全力无视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvtrif6c1tj30ci0el41c"}
{"text": "寿司的芥末好像很辣。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "6702444"}
{"text": "得到了一张夜光贴纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eysjjelxolj20b009g0u0"}
{"text": "为什么不去便利店呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4760844"}
{"text": "决定比赛对手的是你。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3781180"}
{"text": "他给了我200两银子，得了这么一个侍奉厂公的机会（明确台词忘了）", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "你在说什么？说清楚点！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5876374"}
{"text": "追踪中的罪犯在我后面的位置。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "5766761"}
{"text": "发胶抹成强力胶了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "一百个人站在屋顶上也没问题。", "question": "著名企业用七言五句诗来解释吧！", "star": 1301, "type": "T2T", "image": "6536246"}
{"text": "日本很厉害/了不起。", "question": "自己夸自己可不行！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386988"}
{"text": "终于打车赶到了现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibibhCmMNRsZQtIyOv9QvuUpPG2IvqwUkSU8kiatWSZmkibgLeQTK02TqdA"}
{"text": "“熊猫君！热得难受的表情啊！”", "question": null, "star": 336, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361165"}
{"text": "人类国际象棋", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1380862"}
{"text": "左翼和右翼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwa3h3zesbj20yi17s4qp"}
{"text": "这个班的坐位体前屈不大行啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6jAcq8RxDL7ibbicLPZicmlWs29lv8sLr6ZSOlMWAurC4cYicAibUfJlT3OA"}
{"text": "网瘾少女", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5gu6jg6gUREhYgrY1BufAldpBDr5xOd7ibjiaLPYf9Jjpc6Ql8w8jnJqw"}
{"text": "注意到了什么，这是你第一次的跑腿任务。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312875"}
{"text": "收视率。。", "question": "咱们裸熊里面熊的收入来源是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这棵树是用朽木雕刻的佛像吗？总是让我看不明白。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586392"}
{"text": "我小学四年级的黑历史。我有个怪癖，吃东西把最好吃的留到最后。吃汉堡的时候，先吃上下两片儿面包和生菜，把鸡肉留在盒子里最后吃。那一天，我妈给我带了汉堡，我一如既往的吃完生菜面包后，正准备大快朵颐。然后，我家狗把鸡肉块抢走了！那么大一块！叼走了！（我们家茶几很矮）然后，我愤怒地追着狗绕了我们家好几圈。从它嘴里抢出鸡腿肉。洗了洗。吃了。………这事儿逢年过节我妈都跟别人说。", "question": "特别爱吃肉是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "华丽的生活", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3148020"}
{"text": "大便活人", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "一生只跟一个人发生性关系确实是个遗憾。但是如果为了和第二个第三个第四个发生关系而失去自己爱的人，那才是人生最大的遗憾。", "question": "一生只跟一个人发生性关系是不是种遗憾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我把桌布和你一起练挂钩了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064686"}
{"text": "你上了工科学校？", "question": "为什么高中没人说我长得漂亮，大学却有很多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "炸弹引线都在我这儿呐~", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubdedxxlj20fv0fdq50"}
{"text": "整天叫 84，你知道 84 消毒水哪来的吗……1984 年，地坛医院的前身北京第一传染病医院研制出来的，因为在 84 年，所以叫 84……并不是巴氏音译过来的，巴氏消毒法指的是巴斯德发明的一种灭菌法，84 和巴氏，没关系……", "question": "你所知道最冷的冷知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某大牛作报告：这体系我是看不起的，学生做的太差了，最后做成这样，也只能发个 JACS 了。", "question": "在你熟悉的专业和行业，有哪些可以用「凡尔赛文学」调侃的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "楼上有人吐痰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3zKrnoIGpfwJu0zWUqU3WRwlPmnuUn6lN4C7YQOv4VvKU7UgLc4EKsQ"}
{"text": "狮子猫", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "青海有个县城叫贵德，如果写一本英文的贵德指南，就会叫做：Guide to Guide", "question": "有哪些有趣的地名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不来了，我是真的来不了了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "一只拍牙齿广告的猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsedwf39x1j60wy0n57m302"}
{"text": "不行啊，你没有消耗的卡路里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5798752"}
{"text": "两岸猿声啼不住，轻舟已过万重山。", "question": "怎样才能做到不在乎别人骂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每天都自助在公共洗衣机挑自己喜欢的衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGNZd9vAm2vgoiazW1pibiaq2ZDAAtOvW66dJJLcEB6O2ovLzNpmNCNpfgQ"}
{"text": "看谁鼻屎弹得最远", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvce1J5ED54yZsYf1FjaGbBUEyEZfPnHGNAIqK4PMC1hCaXWd05WtUUQ"}
{"text": "考试的时候发现小抄塞的太紧了，拉不出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibibqP2uAuTwVXGdfplShneiaxNL8DhRKQQH5bH9IInQXa4OnfCf6V65Jg"}
{"text": "插满铅笔尖的橡皮擦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wFSibHGaoWubTP9LJGYHAbZAN3DftTQQUqEgwJ0DOpkynB7jGbuYr92g"}
{"text": "这是亲戚家孩子，可以买2盒特价鸡蛋吧？！『妈咪~』「笨蛋！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ggobhkmlj30ci0elq60"}
{"text": "这么大声关门干嘛！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6656347"}
{"text": "野生的玉米轮太郎相当大而且重。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3772373"}
{"text": "面对毫不让步的钉子户，城管局派出了最终杀器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqSiciaOzqmicicW7MKqp2ePGwcO74nQgJHwo5l0AgyMmqN75GDZJLibx6GoA"}
{"text": "“我的检查结果是？”“癌症！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVr9P35uSvUiaxK5AEVvlnNscSZn4h1BQlE3NDnQeQv5GoUiciaMzu0x1Cg"}
{"text": "由于预算不够，连换衣服的钱都没有，弄得连件像样的衣服都没有，寒酸得可怜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1213773"}
{"text": "不要这么残酷地考验男人，除非你本来就希望他经受不了考验。——浮士德", "question": "一男一女不是男女朋友出去旅游住一间房应该吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，我要自首。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5675738"}
{"text": "妈的我永远忘不了那一天，高一那年的大年三十晚上，阳光正好，天真的我正沉浸于春晚的愉悦之中。首先说下我不知道是东北的传统还是我妈的传统，反正我家吃饺子之前要放一挂小鞭儿。我们家呢，住在五楼，所以放鞭炮的姿势是这样婶儿的，一共分三步: 第一步，把鞭绑在扫把屁股上；第二步，把窗户打开；第三步，扫把伸出去点着；第四步，窗户关上。好了，春晚的内容已经想不起来了，大抵记得我爹拿着准备好的家伙事儿贼兮兮的跑我卧室打开窗户。父子同心，研究好策略，计划好分工，伟大的放鞭大业就要开始了。当时的情况是这样的，我爹拿着扫把头，我拿着根香准备点鞭炮。且看我爹一声令下，我眼疾手快点着小洋鞭儿，小手往窗外一送~然后我亲爱的小洋鞭儿挂窗户的纱窗钩上了。我爹当时就慌了，我发誓我认识他二十年来从没看过他露出这样的表情，期间他老人家还妄想用手摘除去，死命让我拦住了，要不然估计就得在医院过年了。我愣了一秒钟，抄起我爸手里的扫把想扔出去，然后，扫把头掉了。扫把头掉了。完了我爹一把抄起我往屋外飞奔，而后关上了我梦幻小屋的门。这时候我收到一条短信: 爆竹声声辞旧岁，喜气洋洋过新年。xxx 祝你新年快乐！！我：……啊忘了说了，那挂鞭儿是 1500 响的。仨人在蓬莱吃了顿年夜饭。后来春晚也得没看，反正也没差。劫后的房间怎一个惨字了得，至于到什么程度，我只能说现在我床头的空隙里还有鞭炮的残渣，那是我逝去的青春。当然是免不了我妈一顿胖揍。呵呵。再我也没放过鞭炮（手动围笑还有蓬莱的旁友们，无意冒犯，文中夸张点说成蓬莱仙境……抱歉啦（鞠躬", "question": "作死成功是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“又遇到巨人了•••？这种时候就要找律师咨询啊。”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6791159"}
{"text": "休", "question": null, "star": 1362, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkgnswvnxij615j1csq8y02"}
{"text": "我老婆怎么不会变成这样呢... (悲伤的表情)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1647833"}
{"text": "明天是星期五。", "question": "用七个字让大家幸福。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5914100"}
{"text": "你太调皮了~把护手霜换成万能胶有什么好玩的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1epo4azi3h5j20a2092tb4"}
{"text": "速效的就不说了吧。营造持续滋养你身心的微环境，能缓慢但有效地改变你的外表。找一份有趣的工作，和一个宽厚善良的人成立家庭，亲自养育一两个孩子，种点花，养只狗，周末和父母聊会天，每个月至少读一本书，买好材质的衣服穿，能走路就不开车，帮助可交往的人，不做会让你失眠的事，有空出去旅行，偶尔看看演出，敢为天下后，不争抢，不斗气。过十年再看，你肯定胖了。", "question": "成年后除了整容还有哪些方法/生活习惯可以使容貌有较大变化?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备把兄弟带回去葬了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd47riaicaVbwwpP94icSRibe0QE5lFBVm49oEgniaGbUb97K9UIafIibpdWnzw"}
{"text": "切，一看就是第一天上幼儿园", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "你这是怎么了？你这是怎么了？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6680762"}
{"text": "种草莓", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "我记得感受到小宇宙的那一刻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6442869"}
{"text": "彩色打印机工作时里边原来是这样的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eai7ov9s1uj20bl0bl3zn"}
{"text": "我的眼里只有你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3m6y5ciadiccQC0ZhicqK3SxusB6osaibnJEd4jkXOc4El6ky0EiaTO67V8g"}
{"text": "跟理发师吵架后走人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhco6bzltyj30ci0eln0h"}
{"text": "红灯你看，那辆车看到我根本不停啊！交给我吧", "question": null, "star": 165, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzaqw2pmv9j611i164wlh02"}
{"text": "体测时做引体向上的学生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibDxcs51ThkBff4GgaqZf2XCjuykB5bRn2ty4nrSfgLaxHXoHvRocJ1g"}
{"text": "开慢一点呀师傅！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYP51NBPceH4ibXyrTRS8EyFWOicsgnwiaORXJpJUpic7VzbpQf9XtbibZdXA"}
{"text": "在嘲笑围棋和国际象棋是小菜一碟。", "question": "我觉得他绝对喜欢下象棋，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6807438"}
{"text": "我出生了。", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "有一天，我在森林里遇到了熊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6947641"}
{"text": "我妈也经常质问我玩为什么不能暂停，我一开始只是应付，后来 2019 年决定带我家人去现场感受一下比赛激情的气氛，改变他们反对我打游戏的想法，结果打着打着比赛暂停了，我妈拍了拍我：这不是能暂停？", "question": "为什么很多父母觉得所有游戏，尤其是 moba 类可以随时暂停？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说实话，北大和清华的证书就算再丑也会惊艳到我。", "question": "哪些学校设计的录取通知书惊艳到你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天也开始了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2071518"}
{"text": "白色眼镜", "question": "这部电影的名字是《142号室》和《1年B组的回忆》。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5814070"}
{"text": "快打开金鱼缸！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7358810"}
{"text": "一天不刷手机...", "question": "有哪些失传的神技，是过去真实存在，现代人却不相信的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快把扇子还给他吧", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "去年的贝斯手是第二名。", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "墙内投资家", "question": "请说点像风之谷的娜乌西卡那样的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3034139"}
{"text": "麦当劳要放大招了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qz5xUefSxEx6UMcXxoEftebEUIzvjtLeicdHubQxEuGevGEdaLa9qO0up0kicohbxYZGhArWVfNzDQ"}
{"text": "华莱士果然名不虚传", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbusHeSpJ8mjvY6LnwhX9JPNHUnG0zKuiax9gLNHPb7mNOuAy6HQt19ibQ"}
{"text": "女儿突然来问我红包的金额为什么少了，我正在解释的时候，不知不觉间贿赂的嫌疑已经洗清了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7004738"}
{"text": "用Bbox为倒数的红绿灯配音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1wGZBVU7Y5Qmo5GzI8465xE5LbGVYHzJicXPdX4tcaFFoxwqIViaY2EIPw"}
{"text": "初中同学告诉我他看过《鲁迅漂流记》。", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1011111111111111111", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "练射击时正好可以当靶子~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9yhsgyip0j30ci0eln0b"}
{"text": "我是个新手，有点傻，强行去取悦别人很难...但是，像你这样的简单题目真的帮了我大忙！", "question": "请不要让我难堪/为难我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2492390"}
{"text": "喵", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "特别是一直在吃米饭的安倍首相。", "question": "对不起，都是些无聊的问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1777611"}
{"text": "这小子叫什么来着？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1367169"}
{"text": "前面排队上厕所那个人好像已经到极限了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibibjuBYic0RErgRr1LBjGvRTdQa3psMiahQnkD9ViaexlYibcTmMgbSwQOMA"}
{"text": "因为漂亮的女孩都爱笑 不漂亮的女孩笑不出来", "question": "爱笑的女孩子为什么都那么漂亮啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，你这个人啊~ ❤️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6000663"}
{"text": "医生，我的牙突然不疼啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMwqDSxEhL18ddKDHAUslpB66iaGRRK3eFksUq1FuzXmU9Mfz7hB237Ew"}
{"text": "让饭有心理准备。", "question": "日本人吃饭之前都会说一句「我要开动了」，这是为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看门外，下一个患者和你挺配~", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "那就是心肌梗死。", "question": "然而现在，我却在享受着突如其来的、莫名其妙的胸口疼痛。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6374569"}
{"text": "超满足。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6783544"}
{"text": "水表助手…是查快递的…", "question": "有什么 App 取的名字特别惊艳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们这些家伙肯定是在给只是个偶像的普通人大量贡献钱吧。人家可以从你们那里得到钱所以才会笑得那么开心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4189374"}
{"text": "猫罐头炒饭，炒好了和猫分着吃。", "question": "家里食材有限的情况下，你都被迫做出过哪些奇葩的菜品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "横眉冷对千官指，俯首甘为产屎喵", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "按照婆婆的说法，额头上写着“肉”字。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 636, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "「这里有个肿瘤我用Ps帮他P掉了J『哇塞，院长超温柔耶！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxb8sae023j30ci0elgpf"}
{"text": "没有解冻的冷冻食品。", "question": "还差一题就能获得1000万奖金，但因为恶作剧而错失奖金，遭到了全家的责骂的Quiz王晚餐菜色。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6091602"}
{"text": "又在使坏。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486427"}
{"text": "猫咪食用科普：1.从脑袋开始吞", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "三个月寿命的猫的报恩", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "好有趣，越来越好玩。", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "成精后的麦克风", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3RgLyIib7Ndpe5EpuhIl9x8dZI6Uzbk8Szc7fPREzpksRxIiaZbC9gn3Q"}
{"text": "给猪当宠物。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5194095"}
{"text": "别说你看不出来这是羊拉的", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "柯南：没……没有用！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6bVCgicq3SSce9cU7AQtP5aicL1oqBpiccOm3Rkk0qluoTg1v1J0Ix2icVA"}
{"text": "我选择给这部电影打一千分。情节给 3 分。吴彦祖给 7 分。剩下 990 分给被各种暴力血腥的画面和诡异尖锐的音乐吓得不行一直抓着我手的妹子……", "question": "如何评价电影《魔警》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都什么时候了还在偷看裙底……先把她从房梁上救下来啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6Owua9TamZN9o4rlYCqRmtkxCYzaYuMv5gf2EY1004s1yIseeXhqP60A"}
{"text": "蛞蝓好像想和我做朋友，正在看着我。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6812210"}
{"text": "送？纳尼？家长会不去也行？老爸我已经出门了啦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt5riy9mt1j30ci0el0wq"}
{"text": "只有尼禄被带走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6375598"}
{"text": "新闻:腾讯尝试收购百度", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "一口一个「大明湖畔」，在清朝的天下敢提大明二字不是找死吗？", "question": "《还珠格格》有哪些细思恐极的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过于固执己见，已经成了顽石。", "question": "这种糖我讨厌！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5968746"}
{"text": "光想就肚子会变大。", "question": "玛丽亚怀孕时的想法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6641092"}
{"text": "节目里老是重复同样的主题。", "question": "新节目笑点：深夜两点半警察常做的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6883565"}
{"text": "柯南在。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5766761"}
{"text": "捕手是老公的角色。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196732"}
{"text": "现代技术可以造「爨」字塔。", "question": "现在的技术可以建造「金字塔」吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摔跤比赛进入到了僵持状态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj707AlibycRzvFCVDgMasnoLaR4Ad3onC97dbwspOlXyEbqlCUktFKrw"}
{"text": "哈欠！什么？你要我去上学？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6800596"}
{"text": "楼主你好，我是北大计算机系的男生，如果你学会了如何认识北大的女生，请告诉我。", "question": "如何认识北大清华北京外交学院的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去加油，加油站的大姐说:“四百三十五”老婆问:“抹个零，四百三行不行?”我对她说:“别丢人，你以为买菜啊，还讲价。”她说“不问问怎么知道行不行?”我说“不用问，加油站能讲价我裸奔回家”。大姐笑着看看我说“行，就收四百三。” 评论区@钢管：五块钱看个裸奔，我掏钱也看啊", "question": "有哪些让人瞬间就想笑的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是您的拳击手套，下道菜是手打牛肉丸", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "abandon 的水平。", "question": "通过了大学英语四级考试的人英语大约是什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一会真的要对客人这么说吗……", "question": null, "star": 133, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "（招手）妈了个巴子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1elebzvU8EzRibd60vZotMTVrAUiby486TQT2YUov0IckrfaBOPBSyUznQ"}
{"text": "这部作品深受狂热粉丝喜爱！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5902734"}
{"text": "在家坐得好好的，突然被魔术师大变活人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyDRzFscdzogwFicralmRLOkVW8ozA3QPlC2lfcqrdicH2fBLvSB8UdzTQ"}
{"text": "世界上最大的烟太夸张了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3931140"}
{"text": "不是你点的全家桶吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZTTDHKbBeE7hVB3OT9KKj3RvXADkdSYA24q3nVRvFXR9Ll9ZGrGw9VA"}
{"text": "这年头还真有人相信出门玩比认真工作对年轻人更有益。这年头还真有人相信出门玩比认真工作更能让年轻人懂得社会。", "question": "大四了，旅行还是实习？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "匡衡，你不要太过分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYsvBL3uCyqt46g4rmtHclGhfqMtficuGVqLup9Y4RhfAibVStOQRuUPJA"}
{"text": "刘姥姥笑道：「别哄我了，茄子跑出这个味儿来了， 我们也不用种粮食，只种茄子了。」众人笑道：「真是茄子，我们再不哄你。」刘姥姥诧异道：「真是茄子？我白吃了半日。姑奶奶再喂我些，这一口细嚼嚼。」凤姐儿果又搛了些放入口内。刘姥姥细嚼了半日，笑道：「虽有一点茄子香，只是还不象是茄子。 告诉我是个什么法子弄的，我也弄着吃去。」凤姐儿笑道：「这也不难。你把才下来的茄子把皮签了，只要净肉，切成碎钉子，用鸡油炸了，再用鸡脯子肉并香菌，新笋，蘑菇，五香腐干，各色干果子，俱切成丁子，用鸡汤煨干，将香油一收，外加糟油一拌，盛在瓷罐子里封严，要吃时拿出来，用炒的鸡瓜一拌就是。」刘姥姥听了，摇头吐舌说道：「我的佛祖！倒得十来只鸡来配他，怪道这个味儿！」", "question": "普通人能用 iPhone X 拍出《三分钟》吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电子毛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "行侠仗义时接到电视答题节自的场外求助", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksVibYqrNjF2hbByJtaVDQoDnaz5S5KnXiaQA0iaXibxf3ZGEIVDlaSIjTMA"}
{"text": "直接跳过的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emoghpdajbj20b409pt9p"}
{"text": "移民局的工作人员觉得工作很累", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtnf0IdECD6fvAHemY77N0qV8rqtQVlMFiac5q6l47CWlDxBRTyXwoBiaQ"}
{"text": "买枪吗，儿童款上新了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010CHqGmq972aj7eZ7fSaEupjmRgiaj6B2Iviay3jLVwxUchZSg41yxYGfqQ"}
{"text": "你买了棉花吗？", "question": "你把那件乙烯卖了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7186822"}
{"text": "其他人的恶劣行径顶多是占着茅坑不拉屎，你这是出了厕所还想锁门。", "question": "和女友分手后一直很不安，害怕她会变坏，各种放纵，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用《哆啦A梦》的道具“本质相机”拍摄的结果。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142692"}
{"text": "不会吧你还没抽到啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "跟寝室的同学去漂流，也不知道哪个傻缺（好像是我啊(๑•ั็ω•็ั๑)）说的漂流跟游泳一样得脱衣服。你们能想象我们几个只穿个裤衩坐在一群装备齐全的大爷大妈身边的感受么→_→大爷大妈还直夸我，呦小伙子真白啊。", "question": "整个人都懵逼了是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钓鱼执法！可见腾讯对外挂的打击力度之大！", "question": "如何看待张小龙想「约战」3000 分以上的跳一跳玩家？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打疫苗也要看钱。", "question": "将谚语的一部分改成疫苗接种。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627750"}
{"text": "美国0元购", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "黑板上是试卷有问题地方的订正，开始！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUT25iabycNWibFcozEmj5Hk9jfoekYNPrrU1R3HAeyopQdGDEoc4FAEKnA"}
{"text": "网购的指甲贴和我想的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322598"}
{"text": "真人比照片好看", "question": "你会给自己写什么墓志铭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "教练：比赛也要保持好社交距离啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXKicuamELjcduzCrcN3tCkqcbzPKuvzX5bZ5ibLJjia6bb65VAQC74KI9g"}
{"text": "黑人们被打劫了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArkcKHE6NGxn5OpQnttCx8WxArsLYiamR4Rj1VSJwxhdCGYM3P8ak8z8g"}
{"text": "我不是老大。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 141, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": "这是库林的事情吗？", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "做好准备后蚊子不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hf67h5wb7qj30ci0elwfk"}
{"text": "不要嘴馋客户手里的印度飞饼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXL20U1cdjb93TtUk2NiansNcmXxNKJfogiaYrfFuEf1WIJ3aic1e9iaLqfOQ"}
{"text": "天便秘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHEQRr1YQqL2OdGD1vAbreUeNibicvEEN8wg26yibyh4BWJib8XF01XENMiaA"}
{"text": "偷偷的看冰箱是怎么开灯关灯的，操作巨沙雕。", "question": "你们小时候做过最沙雕的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睡得早但起得晚。", "question": "味道太重的特异功能。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4913030"}
{"text": "aftermath 创伤也有（战争、事故、不好的事情的）后果、余波等含义。直击我心。这个单词我当初看一眼就记住了，至今不忘。", "question": "有没有什么单词让你心里一动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为你变坏了。", "question": "长大再看「葫芦娃」，怎么觉得蛇、蝎二精其实不算坏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们都去的什么电影院这么厉害？还监控还核对人数还检好几次票哦。是不是和坐火车一样啊？脱个鞋一会就有工作人员进来管？为啥我去的电影院熊孩子满天飞没人管？打电话玩手机拍照还开闪光灯没人管？你们都去的啥电影院啊我也想去你们那种军事化管理的。", "question": "电影放映结束藏在放映厅不出去，从而无限看电影的方法是否可行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "必须得一本正经地默默吸掉空气中的灰尘，我的洁癖症已经严重到这种程度了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3422898"}
{"text": "没有人会不尊重第一个使用火的古猿。", "question": "一万年后的物理学家是否会觉得现在的科学都是低级智力活动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "BGM：天空高远。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "2910770"}
{"text": "原来不关我事呢……你没什么想说的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9qq2cvcyyj30ci0elwio"}
{"text": "蹲坑的时候没拿住厕纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXia4a98w4FcAfCpRCBejKqKBVRXgdLC8FShqBf49y5qfdSpAl8UJNMPA"}
{"text": "三郎先生。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "爸爸脱了袜子", "question": null, "star": 288, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwif1jmk3vj60yk1a311k02"}
{"text": "坐车怎么来得及？快上来吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efqq8lyc3jj20be0admxy"}
{"text": "姐姐从婆家寄回来退货的东西。", "question": null, "star": 1733, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286713"}
{"text": "岸田恢复正常了。", "question": "安倍的国葬能被取消吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6798184"}
{"text": "一边看书一边做印度飞饼，不小心把饼甩到头上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPaudfVuYuzM2lianElSsrarkxRoKEAQrJbq5AKMRDZECbxiciaWWFohGRw"}
{"text": "这位神灵负责给新生儿劈出靛沟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec0w8v51z1j20b60cpgml"}
{"text": "说要请客的上司没来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6gtl18fl7j30ci0el0wg"}
{"text": "我就是想充充电", "question": null, "star": 93, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz9sibjkpij610u1b6n5302"}
{"text": "某某文明，你好。我们是地球文明。我文明始终代表宇宙先进生产力的发展要求，始终代表宇宙先进文化的前进方向，始终代表宇宙最广大人民的根本利益。我文明愿意与你文明在互相尊重主权和领土完整、互不侵犯、互不干涉内政、平等互利和和平共处的原则下进行交往。此致敬礼。", "question": "向外星发信息，怎样才能假装自己文明已经很高级的样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看Instagram的时候也会想梗。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "您的目的地就在附近，本次导航结束", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410T3Vj1aV76YbNuYw9kdHFX3dlviaLrWXgpHaFAfNWKXnZmPruZbwj9lDg"}
{"text": "是的，有人失踪了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1485328"}
{"text": "请我吃点啥？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "某娱乐会所被一锅端了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQTWKCYSMiaBTvkLlXAGgjA9ZHYXTu3ZeS96FfL4o8kaOQZUVPFN364Lg"}
{"text": "不怎么读书的男人，天文地理人文社科经济体育音乐烹调数学语文古今中外什么都懂。不管你问什么，他都能说个似是而非洋洋得意。读了很多书的人，基本是废人，什么都不懂。你问他什么，他只会说这个我也不太了解，咱们一起研究之类的……PS: 非商业转载请标明出处。商业转载……我也不太懂，咱们研究研究……", "question": "不读书的男人和经常读书的男人，气质上会有什么区别么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮肤科", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTqxwx6TCL9TOibYheiaSIv0ymcUKVNvlTBaQpML8H1CasJ5JsLROQbrEw"}
{"text": "停手吧先生不能再捐了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXccgXKyhRBFCsV89oRRrrHt4tClUdnpgJlibViahHQ0lTeEh83nQdjOAw"}
{"text": "现在时刻，北京时间十点整！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f904y2rdwpj20fj0e2408"}
{"text": "1999年，马云筹集了50万资金，没有买房子，创办了阿里巴巴。要是他买房子，现在还在为还房贷而发愁吧。事实上阿里巴巴是在马云的房子里创办的，房子位于湖畔花园小区，140多个平方。", "question": "你知道哪些励志故事背后的真相？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "求点P所描绘的轨迹内部的面积。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1969973"}
{"text": "逍遥派?", "question": "实验室里师姐和师妹因为追我不和怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的后脑勺开始变成人了", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "喂，我该回家了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7339841"}
{"text": "昨天应该是人人网近几年的点击巅峰。知乎日报注：瞎扯篇幅所限只保留了第一句，点击查看 原回答。", "question": "如何看待 18 岁照片刷屏的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在换灯泡时原本坏掉的灯泡突然复活了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emnbpd516gj20b50ahq41"}
{"text": "在酒桌上，喝的正起劲，正高潮，我输了，他们让我回家。", "question": "你们玩过最无下限无尺度的大冒险是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "队长！射击摊奖品任天堂Switch还是没倒！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he19ssi8yyj30ci0el43h"}
{"text": "他结婚前一个月的某个深夜，跑来私信跟我吐槽她的种种不好。他说分开后他以为可以找到一个更合适的姑娘，结果后来遇到的姑娘们一个比一个精，她们的逢场作戏让他有时候想念我陪他读书的简单日子。「如果你现在说我们还可以重新开始，我都想为了你退婚。」我笑笑，不回答。我猜他们刚刚因为鸡毛蒜皮的小事吵了一架，猜他可能去书房玩了几局游戏，估计大半也都输了，猜他回卧室，躺回她身边，拿出手机，翻完新闻看完视频还是毫无睡意，便开始跟我聊天，猜他要娶的女人，多多少少有能管得住他的手腕，他没有办法认识新的姑娘，猜他有一些婚前焦虑，对未来巨大的责任和压力。也许他想摆脱的是他现在的处境，谈不上是真的后悔了或者发现了我有多好。思考了一会儿，我决定帮他一个忙，男人总要成长的，也许过程会有点痛。 于是我通过朋友找到了他未婚妻的联系方式，发送过去了他和我的聊天内容截图。", "question": "「让前任后悔」是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我最近好像有点口臭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "重在参与。", "question": "你认为，哪个字、哪个词最能代表你的 2019 年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静音模式", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 35, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "元太和光彦最终的下场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6diakatYDWoxzw1CbgldgBg3t8d83DvATXqrdIalic4Jc8pzic2pOQfjVdA"}
{"text": "我丢！都怪这个破球！才让你们争来争去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ym18jycfj30ci0elwff"}
{"text": "对不起，客人！这里严禁穿鞋入内", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVOibcmZQtuws9CVLXovsAiaFEibBJCrC5EQwhcgDiaFJEcVbQvQicV5Hv6Cw"}
{"text": "什么在粘米饭和年糕上滚来滚去？快点从洞里救出来啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5449027"}
{"text": "支撑上面的人的杂技演员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBic9Hnq1wk4pQkbkmngsw36mpW2zWXsic7RI7LAsm629U3o7XdT6tG9NA"}
{"text": "路过“电车难题”遗址", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QGA1r2FP5HjZ8xXHUWo2j9Zib6lJc1MJLVd4gvw2qL37UDRDUgyuCDLl9lq1QrP0pCibQWTibXprrFA"}
{"text": "你想被扔飞这里吗？我刚刚使出了灵射。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5221035"}
{"text": "可不能白发烧啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJiaINQLdl2nSyqQzzPCuhBe1icjrEFRvMlzmrplhNLEvDYe7WNIqLjfUA"}
{"text": "喜欢马云那样平易近人的男生。", "question": "女生一般喜欢什么样性格的男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我曾想过，后宫说不准是和和睦睦的，大家都知道皇帝不好当，于是：大妃：皇上，今天您去二妃妹妹那里吧。臣妾今天头发有些不舒服呢。二妃：皇上，您怎么来了，臣妾什么都没准备呢，也未沐浴，不敢伺候皇上呢，不如您去三妃妹子那里吧。三妃：啊，臣妾手指甲好疼啊，臣妾得找个太医来看看，恕臣妾不能伺候皇上了。皇上：朕遭人嫌弃啦！呜呜呜，朕去找皇后，朕还是最喜欢皇后的。 大妃欢欢喜喜的去找二妃，妹妹呀，咱们去找皇后娘娘玩儿吧，听说她发明了一种新牌的打法呢！二妃：好呀好呀姐姐，我们快去吧！皇后：大家都来了，哟，三妃怎么是跑着过来的？三妃：我猜着大妃二妃姐姐都会来找您的，也就赶紧跑过来啦！皇后：快快快，大家都坐，今天教你们一个打牌的新玩法。边玩牌，大妃：听说皇上最近想立太子啦！二妃：大妃姐姐的大皇子天资卓绝，是太子的不二人选呢。大妃：不不不，那孩子不成器呀，还是皇后姐姐的二皇子更得民心呢！皇后：要我说，三妃的三皇子可是皇上最喜欢的。三妃：哎呀，他算什么呀，二妃姐姐的四皇子我觉得就很不错呢！「不，我儿子可不能当太子，以后登基了，太累了。」「是呀，当皇帝睡觉都睡不好呢。」「天天掉头发呢。」「吃着吃着饭都能睡着呢。」「澡还没洗完呢，又有折子递进来了。」「还是当个封地的王爷好啊。」「等我儿当了王爷，我就跟他回封地享天伦之乐去。」「姐姐，让你儿子当吧。」「还是你儿子吧。」「我儿子要是当了，我得跟皇上哭去，哭得烦死他」 站在门外的皇上望天，想当初，他的兄弟们都不想当皇帝，后来就猜拳，他输了，眼看着他们去当闲散王爷了。想及此，不觉悲从中来，老泪纵横，摸着快要秃掉的脑袋，更是难过不已。", "question": "为什么后宫中嫔妃们一定要争宠？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "底边乘以高度除以π。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6124603"}
{"text": "那是红牌，不是红包，快起来啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9ea36eXNoumUYhERqLNshQak5rcjNn3ekPVfEBl9nV5mErBNicExhKOw"}
{"text": "大概就相当于一个漂亮的小女孩向你款款走来，拿出一个粉色的信封，略带羞涩的向你微微一笑说：「可以帮忙交给你的室友吗？」", "question": "当你在一款浏览器中搜索另一款浏览器下载的时候，那款浏览器是什么心情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在他陪我双排连输10把以后，他眼含泪光看着电脑屏幕的时候。", "question": "在哪一瞬间特别心疼你的男朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你也想当独裁者吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615201"}
{"text": "测谎仪还没开，就吓成这样了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RvqEIJT39xQqPgSeE7WxnyibXbUjaRhy19MuUghT8IjcuLwCmNbn2zA3FZJB1kggTpk4p6IfSEibXg"}
{"text": "好的！好的！加油！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3756731"}
{"text": "我不是耗子拿错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "德鲁伊教学课上的最后一名", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "原来是这样吗？新……柯……毛……毛利君？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr4y7lhlb8j30ci0elaiy"}
{"text": "贴了半价标签。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003970"}
{"text": "原来的产品经理中途离职了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibV6OzX3zzKL6uslfToHcROVGljstRZJ05mEltm0S2eFpiaacx43SUung"}
{"text": "不知成了什么冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h63sofc973j30ci0eldl3"}
{"text": "「对不起我错了！我给你跪下了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eji1mgymo8j20at0cnt99"}
{"text": "12生肖的真相", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf2ma5va66j30ci0el0wf"}
{"text": "归宅部部长的传奇防守球员脚步停止了。", "question": null, "star": 3217, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482719"}
{"text": "您有那种数据吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6476644"}
{"text": "↓", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "有时差点顶不住小明的诱惑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hazvrfgbyxj30ci0eltcc"}
{"text": "我已经说过很多次了，那种东西对我来说没有用。", "question": null, "star": 273, "type": "I2T", "image": "6806884"}
{"text": "有一同事在大公司呆久啦，有点腻烦，就偷偷找了个初创公司试水面试下。初创公司的面试官和他一开始都是聊技术，兴趣相投越聊越 high，从 14 点聊到 18 点。要下班啦，索性就一起吃了个饭，喝点小酒，一喝坏事啦，这位面试官开始吐苦水，创业怎么怎么辛苦，这些年来当爹又当妈，投资人各种压迫，老板各种不靠谱，工资延期，早就干不下去啦。我这同事想，这初创公司也太坑爹啦，我是肯定不能去，另外这面试官也怪可怜的，要不来我们公司试试，虽然大公司流程慢毛病多空间有限，但至少温饱保障福利多，你技术也蛮好的，来我们这里发展发展吧。好嘛，过了几个月面试官就入职啦。", "question": "找工作时，你遇到过的最奇葩的应聘、面试经历是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁的孩子是名侦探？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5857802"}
{"text": "我以为的澳大利亚人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEibibic5LID0Ye9ZZMrdqKPYvaoTCbyJ7VCBtG2rB4Ou8ibxmmX3Jw74tiaw"}
{"text": "可怜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387046"}
{"text": "没有藏身之处……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6684652"}
{"text": "他太了解男人了。", "question": "为什么我男朋友总是觉得别的男生对我有企图？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一起打车，司机接了我们之后顺便又接了班主任……", "question": "和女票 / 男票在学校走在一起被班主任撞见是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次进KTV的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmN0CtYXyUUpgBnAQiaWLxyu2hK6Nv9RXKBfsekAKolVSoeY50vH49rib5Q"}
{"text": "你还没加入群聊吗？", "question": "请让我哭一会儿，梦百合的CEO。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6991196"}
{"text": "Ctrl + S", "question": "有哪些事情是你受了教训以后才学会的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为成长环境不同，所以不能喜欢或讨厌吧。和即将分别的新娘共进午餐。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1530648"}
{"text": "远程猜拳", "question": "在新版《海螺小姐》中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5553487"}
{"text": "卷入了螺旋阶段。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6933528"}
{"text": "神成家的窗户被打破了。", "question": "有没有可能解雇本垒打王？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4112872"}
{"text": "前进啊！（哦，好重...）", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5960920"}
{"text": "你是新式的机器人吗？我来教你战斗的方法。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3371785"}
{"text": "TMD烦死了扔掉", "question": null, "star": 154, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "我记得去二次会唱卡拉OK的情景，但是...", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "939276"}
{"text": "犬山犬海", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "基本觉得写的好的几句。都是化用。 但是通篇没出现一个「殇」字。就冲这点，我给个赞。", "question": "这个 90 后写出的古体诗水平如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来如此，我是想要Ferrari 458 Italia，但是也想拿到驾照。先去把驾照考到手再来吧。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "253584"}
{"text": "好的，我知道了，节目结束了。", "question": "对二十年前的人说，他们也不会理解。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398885"}
{"text": "你直说你不想赔就行了，不用解释那么多", "question": "2周半的女儿在厦门万象城不小心打破了泡泡玛特皇冠的一个角，被店家一直责备，如何排解我郁闷的心情?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "四乘以九十四乘以九", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "拼多多的厕所即将面临更严峻的考验。----------为不知道厕所梗的同学指路：如何看待拼多多被曝员工因厕所坑位不足，在小便池里拉屎？", "question": "如何看待网传拼多多将开启月双休模式？真实情况是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今年的万圣节，我打算穿金正恩的Cosplay来博人一笑，但是却遇到了一个穿着普京装扮的人，气氛变得尴尬起来。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379241"}
{"text": "灶台的高度怎么可以按你一个人的身高设计？", "question": null, "star": 50, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "可以吧，建议加个叠字，又大气又可爱，比如姬发发，嬴政政，刘邦邦，刘秀秀，曹操操，屈原原，李白白，杜甫甫，李煜煜，包拯拯，苏轼轼，柳永永...", "question": "起名字要避开取著名历史人物的名字吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不可思议的事情。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6618888"}
{"text": "RT小侄女在 iPad 上玩植物大战僵尸， 就干两件事情：收太阳 + 种土豆给僵尸吃.她认为这个游戏是 在 养 僵 尸...（咦我为什么被萌到了>_<）", "question": "哪些事情让你觉得「哇！还可以这么干」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向上一任饲养员打招呼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3OWeAWaiaJibhwcSkMK6PPENkEyOc2EWa2NsfSvhSkPXm0sxr4PZbzhWA"}
{"text": "明天开始再吃0脂猫粮减肥餐吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDyrsqKARG9m3oBrY3e4rAd5SOejlKE8YM2N6OGc6djzeIiaIfduBxhdg"}
{"text": "伸出猿手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxNNaAR8EG6icnb0UlxwsmQmvJ4uD94TcRTeeaEcicE36Qz7PFVqf8r2jA"}
{"text": "你以为是因为不接电话分的，其实是因为你拒绝沟通分的。", "question": "男友说「如果下次吵架再拒接电话就分手」，他真的喜欢我吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在英国读中学的时候，作死选了英国文学。模拟考的时候，一道题让我完全懵逼了：「《仲夏夜之梦》里某个人物给你怎样的感受？你认为反映了什么社会现实？」嗯……外国语文考试也考阅读理解……要求写几百词的短论文，但问题是，我压根不知道这人是谁！依稀记得是个仆人，非常边缘的配角，出场不超过三次，台词没几个字的那种……我强烈怀疑莎士比亚能不能答上来这个题。我懵逼了一分钟，决定死马当活马医。好歹也要对得起国内小学语文老师的栽培，我心一横，挥笔写道：「莎士比亚用一种近乎灰白的色调和语气，将这个角色塑造的非常扁平化。他刻意不给这个人物设计跌宕起伏的情节，刻意让这个人物不给读者留下任何强烈印象，跟描写主角时鲜明奢华的笔墨造成落差，跟主角饱满的人生轨迹和轰轰烈烈的爱情形成强烈对比。这反映了当时社会中阶级的巨大差异，底层人民的边缘化，莎翁对此非常不满又无可奈何，只用借用这种隐喻来讽刺这个现象。」这题我得了全班最高分，老师用半节课时间赞扬我的胡扯（捂脸……", "question": "什么是过度解读？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新来的音乐老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1hb9kxjr2j20lm0pz76e"}
{"text": "住在港区的仓库里。", "question": "那没什么好骄傲的。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366500"}
{"text": "今年换你给我送礼物", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "曾在北京一家医院工作，科室里一位副主任医师是我师兄，知识水平没得说，当然你要非拿钟老当标杆，那我们都不配自称医生。唯一的问题是他长得显小，说话还是风趣型。其实幽默也没啥问题，要是长得像我这么着急，风趣一点病人还觉得医生不摆架子、有亲和力。医院规定副高职以上可以出专家门诊，普通门诊一般由主治以下轮流。问题是普通门诊每天开，专家门诊不是，所以忙不过来的时候，高级职称有时候也替我们出普通门诊。师兄有一天替我们出普通门诊，一位就诊患者 CT 查出肺结节。不是大问题，师兄喜笑颜开给他解释，定期复查。患者心思重，看着普通门诊 + 年轻大夫 + 嬉皮笑脸，越想越担心，挂了个下午的号。师兄下午出专家门诊，患者推门而入，四目相对，沉默无言……", "question": "医院的专家门诊真的是专家吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "广东人走在福建的大街上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibAjAvb4CeNXJ2OibFnquOKw32s6HiaKaSMb349GzX9LKpZNbZnfdbXBaw"}
{"text": "当法医，尸体解剖多了会被附身。感觉身体越来越沉重，被人压着一样。→_→。。。。…………总是低头弯腰几个小时。。。。能不沉重吗→_→", "question": "有哪些「迷信」看似荒谬，实则有科学依据？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看我的劳力士！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9UsBsviaHyVHqial6XlWIdBqiaWib510dpS09kwCVeS5UMuwXtqRadPCTDg"}
{"text": "皮带太细了？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2811884"}
{"text": "没听说过这个说法。可能是某个地区或群体的方言或俚语，没有普遍的中文对应表达。", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "因为已经交换了，所以用45度的角度敲。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4971781"}
{"text": "没有通过Alexa，就不会有任何反应。", "question": "我觉得这个球有点难用的理由是什么呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7168811"}
{"text": "被盗号后第一次刷副本", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjG6Zgib9Xzibib4rPmWcaLlzpF3t1BXKEibEygxDRlFv6CaiambXVOjnbR2Qg"}
{"text": "蛀牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVr0UXMSdvoctk7RLCjzRf2iamuTklDcOP8A1o7T7AttFibg6ahHiaicSr8g"}
{"text": "先生，什么叫吵闹呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4310977"}
{"text": "刚才去追她时路边那根又直又光滑的棍子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQviaDztx0qd7XdN2dZCsdFNeaDG1l5F7NOzcEdYBRGS79SmLcakLFp9dg"}
{"text": "买最有戏的那匹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc0rfh78j9j30ci0elwgm"}
{"text": "这节课大扫除", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyBuLukfSMD4MmLAibOfCJONRAZOX4e668PYE1OrFv6bpxiaHD4E27kJ9g"}
{"text": "前列腺炎患者痊愈的瞬间日或神吐槽来啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HzsqaBZIKjGEsxxrgODLdQcia5zwK4iatU2wduNg1ySKOiaUIKPYR9rgeibf0t7YUtBPrKrxc5xWawTQ"}
{"text": "我有个请求，可以帮我问问安倍总理关于CO2减排对策的进展吗？好的，我会问的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4381552"}
{"text": "黑的八公，出来吧！", "question": null, "star": 629, "type": "I2T", "image": "1528347"}
{"text": "微博是引发争端的源头。", "question": "请将谚语改编为现代风格。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5221474"}
{"text": "抬杠的是真牛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "变赛亚人需要一分钟以上的时间。", "question": "龙珠要是变成魔法少女动画会怎么样。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2678618"}
{"text": "地震等级为一级。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1919700"}
{"text": "果然还是要找医生看看才行啊·", "question": null, "star": 617, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtlbef6wx2j60ze144wkm02"}
{"text": "你这跟踪也太烂了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ojbvc0bdj30ci0el0uk"}
{"text": "你说你想要星星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9b72ggn1fj20fv0e2wfz"}
{"text": "我不是好猫了吗？！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "不错，我也想买。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4197319"}
{"text": "丢了之后没有那么心疼。", "question": "小米 2S 跟 iPhone 5 比，优势在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手指疼！手指疼！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5716127"}
{"text": "算了我觉得猫不喜欢洗澡也不要强迫它", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nOSIRZPO56f9Yos5dy5YAkfNKwZE3xJ6v12vkbFTxS32gUGkbMn92IQ"}
{"text": "笨拙的鹤以本来面目回来报答。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6534792"}
{"text": "快点上体重秤！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4le41vbxhj30ci0elq7q"}
{"text": "黄金的蛋", "question": "红狐狸和绿兔子。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099008"}
{"text": "哎呀，踩到狗屎了，没事，没被传染。", "question": "我觉得不太顺利的时候。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4854963"}
{"text": "黄教主承认baby怀孕后的你", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8drr7ht9oj20gb0dkgr1"}
{"text": "在游戏里，在迷宫前约好见面。", "question": "和儿童房的叔叔阿姨交往怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389080"}
{"text": "虽然你发的是一张白纸，先生，但谁都知道你在说什么！", "question": "如何看待人们在网上说话阴阳怪气的现状？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "侧睡在足球场上但衣服上有强力胶", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "「这节课大家自习。」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1el4rs1ppv7j20a009kwfk"}
{"text": "猜猜我怎么刹车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFlkMHt3EaaZa0eeZslQSJzL0eicNpEZ0h1VVc6J7xjfmj6nwnmib1o4Rw"}
{"text": "那种绑法，能给我详细解释一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5561459"}
{"text": "网瘾", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "狱", "question": null, "star": 676, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "今天的水很凉。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5473902"}
{"text": "抱歉咯！伞我借走啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sg5ia81icghRd31wIT0nHaNysgwynJnGCbB2gAKqiaianoRpy7NvveRFCxe3eEAlMPG5YoONQfZgcIsQ"}
{"text": "超级马里奥卡丁车", "question": "任天堂迷失方向了？马里奥新作品的标题是什么！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4573699"}
{"text": "是的。我就是那个盘子。平时我很少说话，因为盘子不能说话。近几天他们总是用福岛的核废水洗我，我才逃出来，到网上和你们聊天的！！！", "question": "日本餐馆盘子真的是洗七次吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一我会记得你的，你呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBDfVzLZH3aGl2rfLxUphIT6dX0Z8jHr6ibn52M2uBMias5lUefCT3fKPg"}
{"text": "笑得可爱，但一点也不傻。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6002978"}
{"text": "怎么可能会有人踩到香蕉皮摔……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gplmp9isqjj610c1cg10202"}
{"text": "拔牙的麻醉还没消但是管不了那么多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4snfltnqaj20m10lkwh3"}
{"text": "不好意思，我能把靠背调低一点吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3Xrs3a0oH6IwyXogNPb59mOyyTzuAuXhEtwoCqpRVkTbRcfZLIZaqIA"}
{"text": "女仆扇耳光排队处", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "本人现在跟前女友合租，痛苦有人懂？", "question": "和异性合租是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "带着一脸意味深长的表情光明正大偷看女澡堂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hajjv4vh37j30ci0elad3"}
{"text": "参加北京冬奥会任意项目拿到前三就可以免费拿到了。", "question": "怎么才可以买到冰墩墩?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为已经是女友了。如果还在追，哪怕她笨的像蛋一样，你还是会心甘情愿的授业到天明。", "question": "为什么给女友讲电脑技术的时候总是不耐烦到发火？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男人真辛苦。", "question": "虽然我喜欢吃苦的东西，但是你有什么推荐吗？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2561275"}
{"text": "父亲的遗产只有夜总会的名片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGrcX2uAgibKibt2sctXt0lGwQcibjxHcbjQQKfuaIQDPItV86nUib91m7vg"}
{"text": "大清早开始吵吼他一句“吵死了”竟然开启了震动模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mQJL7va2wdHygNTxyYuBvKTrRj1rjbznEefZ6bmlpibHGlRwl2NviaQrA"}
{"text": "NHK电视台搞砸了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6968411"}
{"text": "哎呀……竟然在那个伦巴舞里面藏着这么乖巧的孩子……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1686435"}
{"text": "哎哟喂！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070969"}
{"text": "哎呀，真是太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5308310"}
{"text": "不知道我这个名字是否中二= =", "question": "如何起一个中二的日本名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还是没有找到那条“陈胜王”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaNDoAugSOh3lahiaiaKxHotIAmrfzB1Tgic2uPNCo83CMDObBYyh6ndiclw"}
{"text": "你妈去过埃及吧。", "question": "人和狗能生孩子吗？我妈说能，狗头人身，现在还有后代还有画像，怎么回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为有句话是这么说的：美帝，掌握核心科技。", "question": "为什么美国叫做美帝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "头被削平的父亲：要耍剑给我特么出去耍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblS7qZ6kaicKPV0AqJY84kic6eq1snygcN4h1T84TulVFvy7ibS3EMsmwvfg"}
{"text": "别再摩擦桌角啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4fy8qdiplj20lm0lmmz1"}
{"text": "酸死了，浑身难受。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6374695"}
{"text": "我家屋顶出现了一只超大蜗牛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230350"}
{"text": "这家SM体验店非常棒！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVnYI3pmCSLjmFyyUVnxzjwegbX2Nz2A0oWg8dYA8ic7hJhPEo2iacnA1Q"}
{"text": "电脑正在安装更新程序的屏幕让我很烦躁。", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "小学三年级的清明节，一家人吃过晚饭在院子里给祖先烧纸。我蹲在爸爸旁边，看他一叠一叠的往火堆里扔纸钱觉得好好玩，急切地说「给我烧点，给我烧点。」我爸骇然，一巴掌拍脑袋上差点把我拍晕过去了。「怎么说话的你！」我还没反应过来，以为我爸是训我说话没礼貌，于是捂着脑袋又重新说了一遍：「爸爸，请你给我烧一点。」", "question": "因为什么你才会被父母打？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当初读书的时候，假期回家，亲戚朋友们总是关怀地问，你在哪儿读博士啊？答曰普渡大学。亲戚们很钦佩，赞曰：研究佛学啊，太高深了！", "question": "有哪些学校听着野鸡，其实是个正经大学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怕生还是好吃？", "question": "离职和供餐的区别", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6510322"}
{"text": "一只小拇指大小的蜘蛛从1000日元纸币上爬不下来。", "question": "别因为那种事就报110，你想报告的内容是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7302954"}
{"text": "上午三小时，下午到定时四小时。虽然会加班，不过也是没办法的事情。", "question": "下午的工作我实在不想回去，能麻烦你对我说句话吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5392834"}
{"text": "你的手好凉啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1f201hmvmu2j20a009rwfv"}
{"text": "就在被吸尘器吸进去的三秒钟前，还要再加油啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290445"}
{"text": "放弃使用魔法而选择肉搏的哈利波特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX0MUco0zzMQ2Py98QQU3FOeuY7mvzc9Yjx6l38j8Oh2ZBvlYfwibR7ib0Q"}
{"text": "原来昨天静香说家里没有人是这个意思", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXtjriaRHanN7p0VYpvB8uricymqRLAMNAmMiaM6aNe1rdvpyqKIXjX3iamQ"}
{"text": "请追上前面的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60odueIDZXq7XAlVxaENOqVOQc9iaQeeeCHic9qb6jOiaarZ7kFk0cWFBicQ"}
{"text": "这传单发的我不接都不行", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyfrsdoup3j60ze1b6k2802"}
{"text": "你相信神吗？/别管我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5393182"}
{"text": "下次想上厕所出去上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuxiakM2auY7neiaoZVaRia39U4ibqDfvicFKr2UQ4D6dNRiarh5o4Mib7ygd2g"}
{"text": "早泄的时间差异。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "今天给你跪下，明天扇你巴掌。想清楚，没自尊心(底线)的男人，什么事都能做得出来。", "question": "分手时男友跪下了，如何处理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了能抢到菜，你真的愿意出卖自己的灵魂？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqIZY1V7ZLaDrLAw8YdSOiaPb6v2uSljLqOBr416pV5Z6OKBzvCS4TicbQ"}
{"text": "通过讲道理劝新人加入的丧尸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h51xum1ru2j30ci0elq70"}
{"text": "首先去吃饭。", "question": null, "star": 53, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306669"}
{"text": "我一直在看着你。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6839925"}
{"text": "哇！咳咳咳！口罩没弄脏真是太好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835621"}
{"text": "好，大家都把电关了吧。", "question": null, "star": 12384, "type": "I2T", "image": "182377"}
{"text": "您好，您没注意到甩竿时钩子上挂了东西吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1lJ3ftAaJKnY3sTKicL7r2dUBtiaJnXoib4pqbuZok4puMN6KAPsw3x4ibw"}
{"text": "我想让你摸头，可是你却说“好像会痛”。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7345144"}
{"text": "他扔下垃圾搭乘上了另一趟航班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyEpMP6TX1NWmPlnKJT0dooYEYDicNkgo84SKbn3mcMBOSjdHPInmRtuw"}
{"text": "今晚太困了，学下去效率也低，玩一会儿手机就睡吧，明天开始一定努力复习……", "question": "如何用尽量短的语言写一个无限循环的脑洞故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老爷爷坐过山车的样子很奇怪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6485944"}
{"text": "玩捉迷藏时，没有存在感的山下这样也没被发现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h660t2unx7j30ci0elach"}
{"text": "就好比给优秀员工奖励，企业不额外批钱，而是从其他员工工资里直接扣钱发给优秀员工。", "question": "湖北省宣布一线医务人员子女中考加 10 分，为什么有人反对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我妈在海南机场和邓婕一起排队，然后还认出了邓婕，可我妈一时间想不出她叫什么，所以就拍了她一下屁股，邓婕猛地一颤回头，只见我妈妈憨憨对她的说，你不是王熙凤吗？非段子，我妈妈的真人真事。", "question": "你在大街上遇到过知名度大概10%以上的名人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "[01:00] 关闭外展机械活动组件，嵌入水平卡槽，附加外部保温棉。[01:30] 关闭图像处理组件，关闭声音处理组件，核心处理器关闭多核，消除动力发动机曲线尖刺，空气组件进入规律波形状态。[01:30~08:00] 低能耗运行，生物钟定时任务开始计时，唤醒触发器待机保持心跳。[08:30] 生物钟定时任务通知，轮询等待唤醒触发器响应，重启声音组件，重启图像组件，打开机械活动开关。[09:00~09:30] 清除运行废料脏数据，清洗用户界面，适当补充燃料。[09:30~10:00] 出库，定向规律位移。[10:00~19:00] 控制器接入，持续运行，减少机械活动，图像处理高负载，核心处理器并行高负载，机体间或补充燃料，处理器间或短暂降温。[19:00~19:30] 降低负载，控制器脱离，反向规律位移，入库。[20:00~20:30] 补充燃料[20:30~次日 01:00] 无规律运行，组件小范围随机启动，处理器半负载，远程监控组件打点上报，情绪控制组件异常处理，自我认知组件崩溃修复，重载。", "question": "如果技术名词占领世界，你会怎么形容自己的日常生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用手刀打在后脑勺使其昏厥。", "question": "动画中理所当然存在的、毫无违和感就能接受的事物例子：片头画面。", "star": 300, "type": "T2T", "image": "3662979"}
{"text": "这企业，真良心，真没拿普通水糊弄我们。", "question": "如何评价农夫山泉涉嫌在武夷山国家公园红线内施工？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为人生好长，需要一个棋逢对手的人，才不会无趣。", "question": "喜欢御姐是出于什么心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "心跳测试后用摩尔斯电码表示“结婚了，谢谢”。", "question": null, "star": 2942, "type": "I2T", "image": "7141599"}
{"text": "以前只知道高斯很吊， 后来上学书上写着1 特斯拉 = 1 万高斯", "question": "特斯拉真的那么牛逼吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "处女座的圣斗士", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3187018"}
{"text": "每一个话痨都有一颗怕交流时空场尴尬的心", "question": "话痨是怎么炼成的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "创作冲动是你觉得你比别人强，创作才华是别人觉得你比别人强。", "question": "什么是创作冲动？什么又是创作才能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "兄弟买外挂不", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "“汪小菲吗？我到北京亮马河了，过来接下我。”", "question": null, "star": 14505, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "因为太菜被怀疑是电脑算吗", "question": "王者荣耀中有没有你是因为技术而被别人称为外挂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深谙法律。因为爱情之初都是善意的，而未经登记不得对抗善意第三人。", "question": "明知女孩已有男朋友还去追求的男生通常是怎样的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼睛瞪得像铜铃，射出闪电般的精明，耳朵竖得象天线，听的一切可疑的声音，你磨快了尖齿利爪到处巡行，你给我们带来了生活安宁。啊啊啊，奶牛猫警长，啊啊啊，奶牛猫警长，森林公民向你致敬，向你致敬，向你致敬！", "question": "为什么黑猫警长明明是一只奶牛猫，偏偏被叫做黑猫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出现在偏远山区的第六年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWUN2h9ZQkL9jeeMczqNgG3eRSDcBUdPDErxWCFks0azyaxniagEkH4rg"}
{"text": "微笑", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "不需要什么理由。", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "罗斯福 = 玫瑰园艾森豪威尔 = 铁矿工罗斯柴尔德 = 红盾史瓦西 = 黑盾爱因斯坦 = 一石叶格 = 猎人德伦普夫 / 川普 = 鼓手……如果只选一个字的话Albert Einstein = 尊贵 + 荣誉，一石 = 石贵？\"Chuck\" Charles E. Yeager = 猎农？", "question": "如果用训读来意译（解读）西方人名会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当朋友听见了电脑里传出的p站片头曲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2WrUibYdxzQ6qiazAKGo2fMmA6f1HhBAwSCntIMqXicbRoP1ic2DQazF4IIyQ"}
{"text": "那个爱袭胸的同学过来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNibbd2uSd8libJOevynDjN6ibhRXnWGrpyN7iaNflN8IDypnd809kNUTePA"}
{"text": "喂，你家闹鬼了啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3710873"}
{"text": "喂，圣诞老人！你是圣诞老人吗？还是女的啊！", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "病人：医生，我这化验单写的 HBsAg 阳性，什么是 HBsAg 啊？医生：@！￥！%！@#%你不给选项，这个我没法答呀！", "question": "为什么医学生要考名词解释？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "陶华势充平妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSzIiaptGRUPAqnYJ6kww34XwAnot77U7viaFzSQSshPEoibSpiabbHwib1ZEZekANO6RGxobGiccUS7xQ"}
{"text": "武魂真身", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "这是什么自由吗？", "question": null, "star": 943, "type": "I2T", "image": "2865216"}
{"text": "张怀民！！！", "question": null, "star": 563, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "我会给你的题目至少打两颗星。", "question": "请问有什么可以让我得到星星的建议吗？", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "2407679"}
{"text": "吐槽裁判竟然在台上认出了失散多年的儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4WDiarRH8mCictVP2BVyvFIX3Z561EDQ4OHgwkwkXf1tUQYeMmyByQ7zQ"}
{"text": "当你把新手送的装备升级成满级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPfcdJ5PNOibwDNxW2ulrnFKyKAKquhgMhKo0lTic8gIBwibYUQoeg2fTPw"}
{"text": "请将使用过的魔杖放入专用回收箱内。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2768496"}
{"text": "不好！太空步再不走快点就要迟到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwi3b4g8agj30ci0elq58"}
{"text": "你这种人不会对我感到满足！", "question": "世界最帅的转身方式", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5561859"}
{"text": "搜索：如何解除变身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAYRRtysPJQ4SicPwiblfRz9JTz13WoSB8IEAEJ1fbNWn1aFiaqJkj0bLiawwz5KMzn7eOCicjfutBfyjw"}
{"text": "外星人来了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6414840"}
{"text": "哎呀！", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "正道的光，照在那 B 超机上！", "question": "姐姐一心想生个男孩，做B超是女孩，人流后发现是男孩。她现在要疯了，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「拔不出了」「笨蛋！怎么可能会……拔不出了」「两个傻瓜！看我……拔不出了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx372a9hofj30ci0eldk1"}
{"text": "选举海报忘记写名字了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9lqa6m5xxj30ci0eldke"}
{"text": "大家快跑！我的手快堵不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWLDibcYBe0Y7WQx5eY0Eeze3MZ1jfCiaiaSovN2ejRZ4cicUAicmdia04trKw"}
{"text": "好的，我们要做土瓶蒸菜。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6755027"}
{"text": "电量1%", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "当你妈给你抹奇怪的护肤品", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "这把伞只够撑我一个人。", "question": null, "star": 99, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "能变成鬼吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7141893"}
{"text": "水温80度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icWZdqLDibbzFEZtmcPMzZWboYhkaVbT0BDVxJI8QS4KucMzNfYFouTrQ"}
{"text": "毛茸茸的感觉。", "question": "苹果汁和土豆沙拉的根本区别是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663142"}
{"text": "突发心脏病正准备倒下，突然听到闺蜜说有八卦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcib8Lv22mKEoAMXibT4Xh6SJOB8rRxmv2RfzoIhIJ5nMiaQicf8FINaiarFQ"}
{"text": "这就是传说中的「王炸」！！！", "question": "如何评价约旦国王亲自开飞机轰炸 ISIS？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数学书里出门追哥哥的弟弟", "question": null, "star": 1254, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghbdcb5fe7j20zj1190xw"}
{"text": "一个半月以前。", "question": "两个月前做过口腔手术，什么时候才能开始用电动牙刷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿里嘎都美羊羊桑~", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "我好久没给13岁的博美犬洗澡了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3905156"}
{"text": "我可能想成为星星。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3004735"}
{"text": "靠起床气获得了冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWgx4MkJbCTlCYz516rx7RX8lRc2p7YVCktXyAjUyM1xGbQd5b8uV44w"}
{"text": "不用担心，我生命线这么长一定会没事的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QP8SL16JAelBoxmpRgK3N9DD1zmicCoveWTK96U7atwQ0wmGkGy5NQsVW37hJvWVHDxJ5iaORlH5bA"}
{"text": "以为女友翻不过来所以一直在说一些过分的话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HFxB9wNzMZrpGZibPeWSAquVS9XAdZPQsqSj3Txia2f3cRtHOZABTyX5w"}
{"text": "请看这个样本→请看那个样本。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "还是一句话，想拉屎的时候不要相信任何一个屁！！！", "question": "你拉过最尴尬的屎是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生命线在急速消失", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc5fbi4jm6j30ci0el79l"}
{"text": "流感", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "这条蚯蚓哪儿来的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f90kq6jbunj20fc0e1dgt"}
{"text": "可以快进吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": " 人：免疫系统，我为什么发烧了啊？免疫系统：因为生病了人：那为什么会发烧啊？免疫系统：因为病毒在 40° 活不长。人：可是我在 40 也活不长啊。免疫系统：我承认我有赌的成分，但是今天你和病毒必须死一个 ", "question": "有哪些关于人体的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您是那位说我长得像父亲的好心人吗？做好觉悟了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6922212"}
{"text": "金田一？伽利略？我的销量可比他们高。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1485328"}
{"text": "吉米的时代", "question": "将歌词中的君改为吉米。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6371226"}
{"text": "健身房的出口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g73w0c6bmqj20jb0prada"}
{"text": "学级崩坏 -> 班级崩溃", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865661"}
{"text": "听说有人想在游泳池里体验海啸”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8SsxcpC0icExz8LRzC8EQz62RkKZhrdqicc1P0Okrib6EdRzCfibpdgQu9A"}
{"text": "大妈没掉海里，说明尾田也不想往海里乱扔东西。", "question": "如何评价《海贼王》漫画（及其情报）第 1011 话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然有家，但没有归属感。", "question": "随便啦，但我还是想告诉你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5815651"}
{"text": "营业额增加了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibsjy1oJjnZHkOg8xCpeAg2Pt3QMdtYzTBrLibf0Bu2C8BTIsAvubpGvw"}
{"text": "我9点从家里出发，以每小时3公里的速度前往，你9点45分从家里出发，以每小时4公里的速度来见我。", "question": "当我有一维女朋友时的一些经历，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351249"}
{"text": "不对，不对！我是说‘我想买房’！哦，哦，别生气了，亲爱的。", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378034"}
{"text": "兵车忘记拉手刹了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq395OsJzKWKSnp8mKkaps1ZEbza3h5R0Rg3ibb0XbibTLe7bVPRrhBkP5g"}
{"text": "好了该吃午饭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fuxaw72j5fj20m40ti76j"}
{"text": "犯人「不是，我那时候一直待在家里啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfwbm1stlrj30ci0el78f"}
{"text": "很简单，你起一个中文土名字，用粤语拼音翻译成英文，再用普通话翻译回来就行：和记黄埔 - Hutchison Whampoa - 哈奇森·万普瓦张家海淀 - Zenga Hoyden - 森加·霍伊顿", "question": "想开一家小型投资银行，如何起一个类似“伯克希尔哈撒维”或“摩根士丹利”这样的洋气公司名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天空之片", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6845636"}
{"text": "10万55岁的人和55岁的人", "question": "说话方式不同但意思相同。", "star": 1347, "type": "T2T", "image": "6267185"}
{"text": "卡布达变身！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guwk8qls8qj60yi14vn7t02"}
{"text": "小瞧了退烧贴的粘力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grav6t4hjqj30ci0eltgb"}
{"text": "这位先生打扰一下方便填个简单的问卷吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpzqtqzturj30ci0elaij"}
{"text": "我一直在剥桂花。", "question": "在实习烹饪时，我总会瞬间想到“肯定是昨天练习过的”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2413596"}
{"text": "坐下！坐下！你听得见好吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdscokz3j4j30ci0elab3"}
{"text": "我学习小号已经三个月了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448048"}
{"text": "说个足球的。高一那年学校组织足球联赛，场地就是学校中间的沙土场。隔壁班上场时，11 个人，每人竟然牵一个球童！估计是不知道从哪里找的小学生。那真是亮瞎我们的狗眼了。有道是装逼遭雷劈，他们那场球踢得好垃圾。我至今仍念念不忘。", "question": "野球场上，你见过最装腔的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "偶像团体的狂热粉丝被报道出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6134850"}
{"text": "不先打倒周围的怪就无法攻击本体的BoSS", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goeobcfw9qj30ci0el0zf"}
{"text": "爸爸说他今天不想上班，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xoTY1yhibLuBdJ594Wl2JTHp0icDnsO4CNIicTfSCVFl14RIhyp4bDHPNEA"}
{"text": "掌看大头针去了计生用品区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNmBee8SRG8CCVmE4cczlx22RoBmnc7mnOZY8T1DCqGetY3p3xvZ8VNg"}
{"text": "这个我一定要说！！！！大概在 12 年吧我初四（我们是五四制，小学五年初中四年求求不要再问了 ）那年，同桌早上捡了个花骨朵给我看，挺大的白色的我也不知道啥花，然后她就塞到剩半瓶没喝完的可乐瓶子里了，我也没当回事。第二天早上的时候，我刚到学校，我同桌咋咋呼呼的说\"桌儿，你看！花开了！\" 我当时极其震惊，就觉得怎么可能啊，就去拿着同桌的瓶子还有里面的花问生物老师，结果老师也说不明白就含糊道\"那可能是可乐里面有它需要的营养成分吧。\" 我当时就觉得好神奇！后来自己尝试了几次但是没有成功。直到高中学渗透压的时候我还会想起那神奇的花骨朵。后来，直到有一天，我本科的时候，和我那个初中的同桌打电话聊天，她突然告诉我\"你还记得那时候可乐瓶子里开花的事么？其实那是我第二天新捡的又塞进去的。\"妈蛋！骗了我这么多年！我甚至还把小花的顽强生命力写进了作文里！", "question": "突然知道一个被瞒了很久的秘密是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别拦着我飞驰的心♥️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793202"}
{"text": "如果我是M谷的话，我会分批给你一百万帮你变得出名。不过M谷应该不会这么做吧w", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6870762"}
{"text": "还剩五分钟就打烊了，剩下的东西都能退，我不仅不卖，反而用下巴恐吓他们。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7310051"}
{"text": "戏王者，游戏的王者。", "question": "给标题加上三个字，让它变得不好看。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4852010"}
{"text": "路人：哟，还会坐车啊，哪儿买的？\n猴子：就在前面路口那儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyUFyaBqBIMdBJ5k6rd1hHuLicWjno677R8QpcuZAZnIhGNoYcVXtJysg"}
{"text": "当他知道陪他聊天的不是美女而是猫的时候会不会很失望", "question": null, "star": 390, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grmsay012aj60y11f1gry02"}
{"text": "不要鼓掌啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GDwAR9myjOkJrkyvdaGja9T0oG2uPkZgelyuUh0CwBQzhKUX1fQLMIfS52DH06hicYYqWuW6S367w"}
{"text": "师傅！不要再赶路啦白龙马已经累成狗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRUeRkLfGpicmTh9KEPpo8WLmibG28gaFNnrIWTeD9GppObqYmUxibJZiarQ"}
{"text": "好不容易结但是手痒扣掉了一块", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TaPoPOEper2wkSyl6b5FAOs7TfHawJ24Va2j1CJFOdKfkLWtfrm5hGg"}
{"text": "这样啊！因为我横看拿所以撒了呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBBvScicPHxBvMiawRajz3nLoiaWl1Mjwqn90h4Mffc57oBpc634JkqSaLA"}
{"text": "你竟然对于偷看胸部有这么严重的负罪感，真是变态！", "question": "两次偷窥好友的胸部，我是不是变态？每当我想起的时候，就很痛苦，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就能挖鼻屎", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "饿了么在大半夜 1:20 发微博，问大家愿不愿意晚五分钟十分钟收外卖，让快递小哥休息一下。我愿意支持饿了么首先做到不要让员工半夜加班，凌晨还要发通稿。领导们愿不愿意等几个小时发通稿，遵守《劳动法》，让你们员工休息一下。 ​​​", "question": "饿了么凌晨发文将推出新功能，用户可选择是否愿意多等外卖员 5 分钟，你愿意多等这 5 分钟吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "『你真可爱』『我爱你』什么的不必再说了快回答今天是什么日子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzvei4ukqdj30ci0eln0h"}
{"text": "我小时候真的写过一篇作文上过报纸！你别急啊我找给你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhK8DeEPtibM6PamxsGHcTFUzzcQhJtM4iaAA9rzW0SQjR0f5fGmT9PO3pg"}
{"text": "“你见过凌晨四点的十字架吗？一一科比", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVI19l1ia0NSEdHy5JQCBibqWuV4ToSdseOmVvtenb3IEnQoich31icpyPMw"}
{"text": "绿灯行，红灯停。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "家里没有吃的了，幸好女友脸上面粉还不少", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTFYgBkzzniabcm2BZaluZ0kBOwxvHiaxOdjyrbibX7A35OktFqyuv7zyTA"}
{"text": "猫瞪光纤", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "冷静听我说，我来自20分钟后的未来。", "question": null, "star": 5510, "type": "I2T", "image": "5447190"}
{"text": "来一份去冰多糖巧心脆牛郎套餐", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "这是一个比较惨痛的经历……真实的……有次一个浓妆艳抹的女人过来存钱，从包里掏出来钱后放到槽洞里。然后我伸手去拿，拿起来后看到一个黑乎乎软乎乎还长着毛的拇指长的大虫子！！！吓得我一下把钱扔了！但是！它还粘在了我手上！恐怖和恶心的感觉瞬间包围了我，我不停甩手，企图甩开那个大黑虫！终于甩掉了！这时同事也过来了，看到那条「大黑虫」就笑了……原来是个超长加密的……假睫毛……还是用过的……抬头看那个女客户……确实一只眼睛的假睫毛掉了……我的内心……真的无比复杂……", "question": "做银行柜员有没有什么有趣的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "梦中尿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1YnywBnibSICI1K5Qzfiauq3icDLGawLx0iakC21wO9wPlN3bU0Lmwshbgcseg"}
{"text": "替女儿回答一发。去公园，公园有湖。娃问「水面上的波浪是小鱼游的吗？」她爹回答：「不，宝宝。小鱼游的是圈圈，波浪是风轻轻吹的。等你长大了就会学流体力学，用纳维斯托克斯方程就能解释了。」P.S. 是在娃两岁的时候。", "question": "有一个工程师家长是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃到一半被告知非自助餐的你", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9sykc67t5j20fu0e2myb"}
{"text": "开始捉弄的准备工作。", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "大梨", "question": "在食物上加两个字，变成七个字，会变得不好吃，请试试看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7017674"}
{"text": "这节概率论我们应用实践上来六位同学玩俄罗斯轮盘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8ic5HEo4Ufib5KPv2EGwCh4CmIgL0KuXOjDXDFPsj2wTswJkBaw7K4pBwA"}
{"text": "哎呀，这里原来是大城市啊。", "question": null, "star": 22210, "type": "I2T", "image": "2981669"}
{"text": "六娃", "question": "公司万圣节搞活动，COS 哪个卡通人物最经济实惠？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "丈夫的手机里有模糊的离婚和赔偿费用应用。", "question": "请问有没有什么像是妻子会查的关键词？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216004"}
{"text": "做了手部穿孔手术后终于能拿球棒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHU6XR1UUcPjkyp6LcFNasHTZB7Vyve2icSwaJYMKpBuIlpqwicNgT1ghg"}
{"text": "我到底应该在指挥哪一下动作后敲这破玩意儿？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "一直觉得菜花就这么难吃。直到我大着胆子吃了饭店的干锅菜花。一直觉得茄子就这么难吃。直到我大着胆子吃了饭店的茄子。我发现自己并不挑食，而是我妈做饭的技术，太差。硬生生把我逼成了挑食。", "question": "挑食是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "起开，你挡着我看海豚了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F4aEOodRuHe5yQtUG2xe4llCLB4HZSXKMhNGseQQsWWLVr6nXTCmfhYlruUAZAtiaRXd6vlBkgqMA"}
{"text": "没问题，一切正常！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7019782"}
{"text": "那狗激动个什么劲……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8m9u3o1irj30ci0el422"}
{"text": "没人注意自己的时候就自动进入节能模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2Cccv4kiavAeJRb7s5s0ich58iavicJqr5lTzgID6vbxGeQI6nAW9k7vw3utc27Dg9qWDZM4nxBBKLQ"}
{"text": "夫妻对拜：这腰弯得要拜到土里去了 婚礼上对 98 岁的老人说：祝您长命百岁！", "question": "你见过最蠢的婚礼司仪说过什么话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老公做事总是毛手毛脚的，没想到遗传给了孩子", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "睡醒后发现宜家已经关门了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmjms5roucj30ci0el455"}
{"text": "从南极背对背出发终于相遇的两支小队", "question": null, "star": 235, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "哎，那就在这种情况下做吧？", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "声优为什么变了。", "question": "毛利小五郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857318"}
{"text": "对不起，厕所里没有纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQX6jY3GbckFSuXk1ngeNqSAwWgQA5ibLkL2iaWS8GPa81K7K0nLn8yqPg"}
{"text": "说！后备箱里是不是藏了猫薄荷？", "question": null, "star": 229, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grkel7qn1cj612916pn4z02"}
{"text": "多问几个人就可以买到便宜的了！", "question": "为什么很多人在日常沟通中，买了什么都要问花了多少钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "至今记得一位长辈对我说过的一段话：「如果有朋友生了老二你去探望，体贴的做法是给老大也买一份礼物，并且在探望时多跟老大交流，让他（她）感到叔叔阿姨的关注和爱一如既往。在这个时候，老大是全家之中最敏脆弱的，你的小小体贴可能使得他（她）对老二的态度完全不同。降低老大的敌意，是你给老二最好的礼物。」", "question": "什么是真正的情商？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送新交的女朋友回家，刚要离开，突然听到女友说了声“误”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVlyrLZjCLNy6D9rtUFtDFb3vhkvldpOr6sxVuj1ncmj3x626EBBC4rKwA"}
{"text": "警察署长", "question": "你是绑架犯，请做出让警察惊讶的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6439705"}
{"text": "俄乌战局", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "和女朋友开的玩笑太过分了正在去道歉路上之哥们说带哈士奇狗头说能保命", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "亲爱的我也刚到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6Hykv5Jd3Nia0yQ5xmt8O0vLNKBAfchXcTASHqQ7xAbMu0uGSRfC7lyg"}
{"text": "早读补作业时老师突然经过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFrqhm3cCHOkyFMvoHpL1DwANAX3zgnNglM1LkfiaSsh6mYuWY8mOoQDQ"}
{"text": "买的衣服可以逛商场的时候穿。", "question": "网购已经很方便了，为什么还有大量的人逛商场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "性格不合。", "question": "这对情侣交往了五分钟就分手了，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376763"}
{"text": "喂，你注意点！那是第二个球吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6982279"}
{"text": "旺仔小馒头里混进两颗麦丽素", "question": null, "star": 369, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "来或不来，都会来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4268085"}
{"text": "听摇滚不要入门。直接踹门进去。", "question": "听摇滚如何入门？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再见，荣成人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108949"}
{"text": "穿了新裙子到海边玩安", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3c8nev3g8j20yi1a67et"}
{"text": "抱住", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5658019"}
{"text": "请不要黑硕士或者博士，谢谢", "question": "同样25岁，为什么有的人事业小成、家庭幸福，有的人却还在一无所有的起点上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "花一个小时穿上盔甲后忽然想拉肚子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuOhI7OEGlAacNIicUpzAKbuUyLsL9hBMgX7IsUiadicPayVMJXH0AiaSI9w"}
{"text": "喂，妈妈！我只是个打工的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7345566"}
{"text": "这条路太窄了！", "question": "反派常说的话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7078439"}
{"text": "哈尔的移动城堡", "question": "名著漫画改一个字，加上2023年是22023年。", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "6907169"}
{"text": "只剩最后一口了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiaAPBKkbps7v5Z6jzUXKLGa1ZyokkRT5WTeicushaGN4Q73o0fdsW8rAA"}
{"text": "吵架冷战，男朋友房间响起了呼噜声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZItlKNRfticc8tNmhH6vzKCb7erm3qLKX4GRCa6jjq2BFEsY1zh5pZ1A"}
{"text": "去年出门耕地后就行踪不明的爷爷在昨天的大雨后终于现身了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFsnib5lT7B9hiblzFFRte8RVgRh61pC9jHU3oVC6OIvxNZgHR7lucE4XQ"}
{"text": "上贵族学校然后天天担心学费在富佬中夹缝生存算不算像小说女主", "question": "有没有突然发现自己有像言情小说女主的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人家就职业干这个的，当然专业了。不要拿你的兴趣爱好来挑战人家的专业。", "question": "为什么屎壳郎能把粪球推那么圆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们地球人成了太阳系主人，我们美少女战士嫌路太远，就不去代表月亮消灭敌人了。", "question": "如果在太阳系中把地球和太阳的位置交换一下，其他不变，那么会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桃太郎！我就陪你到这了！快从我身上过去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6j3vbq0awj30ci0elq3w"}
{"text": "啥？导演还没开机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2i95gqyrpj20lj0kwtbf"}
{"text": "有一次跟一个美国朋友聊天，他突然用了「何况」这个转折词。我很惊喜的说 John 你的汉语很有进步哎，对了英文的何况该怎么说？他突然沉默，沉默是今晚的白米饭。我感觉强大到熟练运用汉语而忘了英语也是比较强大吧。", "question": "外国人的汉语可以强到什么地步？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你先出去脱衣服再来打疫苗吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "厕所管道的另一端找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCxS3myZ92ZPnhjcooSm4CiajibH7RRLesDKiaPoVicNAdEtxtLCoZLgIiadw"}
{"text": "好的，请给我两瓶花王Essential Damage Care洗发水。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "你怎么没带钱包啊！", "question": "反派常说的话。", "star": 26, "type": "T2T", "image": "7078439"}
{"text": "朋友圈发祝福的时候记得把自己妈妈从黑名单里拉出来。", "question": "如何看待母亲节在朋友圈秀孝心这一现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电影女主角", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 1123, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": "玉帝：今日宴会，当杀某某，尔等且伏于廊下，看摔杯为号，一涌而出，砍为肉泥。众天兵天将：得令！沙僧：……", "question": "还是卷帘大将的沙僧，为何只是打破了个琉璃盏就被贬下凡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "名字叫としお的人很容易被开玩笑说成是砂糖和盐。", "question": "小泉 爱情 故事", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4275251"}
{"text": "巨人：“啊……啊……怎么样？我的精英红茶如何？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4292097"}
{"text": "我现在在外面，家里没人，你钱打我卡上的那一刻我就放弃所有财物所有权……", "question": "如果给您12亿人民币，然后要把你家房子拆了，你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超人。", "question": "给知名角色的名字加上一个字使其变得有趣。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7376167"}
{"text": "穿越时空后到了本能寺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hai5ljybcbj30ci0elada"}
{"text": "我在给孙子读绘本的时候，发现了一张我以为已经丢失的夜店名片，我迅速把它藏了起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2344278"}
{"text": "打出“爆笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈”时我的真实表情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gatnooyxclj210s10sdmd"}
{"text": "一封出柜的信。", "question": "有哪些送给女朋友又不会显得太直男的七夕礼物推荐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上好！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4911742"}
{"text": "今天的公交车好空啊啊哈哈哈！啊哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ereeo2x051j20a008xq4h"}
{"text": "据猎头界的朋友说，可能是要转行做猎头还债了。", "question": "罗永浩频频求助网友，收集瑜伽垫、冰箱等产品的企业中高管理层联系方式，罗老师又在下一盘什么样的大棋？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不确定，不知道。", "question": "求职的那些事儿", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1389634"}
{"text": "好的！面要偏软的还是偏硬的？", "question": null, "star": 651, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp15ajpvv4j611n1cltgw02"}
{"text": "榨取", "question": "小便的时候会发抖的现象，有个名字吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7059602"}
{"text": "刚意识到自己原来一直都在跟机器说话", "question": null, "star": 374, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go48h2zsfwj617x1j313702"}
{"text": "报名时误选了女子双打", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grrclpfiwlj30ci0eltgs"}
{"text": "这个梗我不懂。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "结婚对象和婚外情对象：你真是最差劲的！砰！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6874433"}
{"text": "进了考场才发现考盲文", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujy2HNiaeHQSUhsOwibkUoArakGdy8HstcXcXv6AQphmhQzbXGVazGbOsEQ"}
{"text": "皇帝对群臣说：你们整天吹牛逼说我大唐全国性快递网络多么多么牛，覆盖帝国全境，边关有什么大事两天消息就能送到长安，朕花了无数银钱修了无数道路驿站，但是朕一个也没亲眼见过，也不知道好使不好使。这样吧，听说岭南产荔枝，那玩意儿摘下来几天就烂了，你们给我送新鲜的到长安来，看看帝国的物流系统到底咋样。群臣心想：皇帝老儿狡猾狡猾地，居然想出这幺蛾子，修快递网络的钱大半都进了哥几个的腰包，买了房产纳了小妾了，现在要吃什么荔枝，我们还得掏钱出来把该修的路修了，该买的马买来。看我不把这事捅到媒体，走着瞧，昏君的帽子你是戴定了。", "question": "杨贵妃吃个荔枝，为什么会受到千古非议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闺蜜的婚礼短片的开始画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eg8c7ujgvmj20ax08r0tt"}
{"text": "哇，小夫的机器猫！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "走出地铁，一好帅好帅的帅哥迎面走来，上来一通英语跟我 balabala，我说：抱歉我听不懂╯﹏╰他闪瞎眼地微微一笑，从背后嗖地……拿出一张宣传单递给我，用标准的中文说：英语不好是不是遇到帅哥搭讪也没办法？欢迎来 xx 英语培训中心……", "question": "你听过最猝不及防的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候的梦想是参加正义英雄的试镜，但被导演推荐出演反派头目。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5052925"}
{"text": "好像迟到了md,", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstazrjDU0AqNcTG48oq1icia6JKzk0ib0NOjvDd7Sx2YD3doibibDeQJA1Je1g"}
{"text": "我讨厌突如其来的暴雨。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4771904"}
{"text": "Lx魅上照的R18同人文", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "在比赛中膝盖受伤不是我故意的，我不是说过吗？啊——", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "131285"}
{"text": "如果可以的话，就做意大利面。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "只有透明化、远视和微风魔法的能力值异常高。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "克制住自己不要使出千年杀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibL5avcRFxO8f2yTpWWqQIxHdqeK5ia3CotXtFoiclolOaO5a29G7NV55QA"}
{"text": "你走错了啦对面才是你军阵地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpo6ecmmnbj30ci0elwn1"}
{"text": "你小子面对上一批出厂的前辈是什么态度啊？给我站好了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20l7IfYMB3WzkAibkqhGyicfQamibZ0j65RcF5SF832PA2sNIQLM83YLWTA"}
{"text": "逐一询问以了解一", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "这是我的甜瓜！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6741531"}
{"text": "穷鬼乱穿。", "question": "如何用一句话评价你的衣品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你讨厌的，并且还很有名…", "question": "被高估的乐队有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青年结婚了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6950998"}
{"text": "去旁边搬家的问候，决定搬家的那一刹那。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5111490"}
{"text": "《妈妈擦地》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfprtc2atjj20op0wyn31"}
{"text": "“你是美伢吗？？！！”", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "请给我加州卷寿司。", "question": "如何让中华料理店的招牌女郎说'这是我第一次尝试'？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6118103"}
{"text": "第一次出去玩，我跟男友订的是标间。但是他喝水时“不小心”把我水洒到我床上了，然后我的床就没法睡了……", "question": "和男友旅行，我想住大床房，他订了双床房。他是对我没兴趣吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「去换成碎钱！接过万元钞的新人走向了碎纸机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hby55xack8j30ci0eldj6"}
{"text": "海胆军舰", "question": null, "star": 247, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guf53qi1c6j610y1dadn802"}
{"text": "这是帮助我的菠萝。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4761184"}
{"text": "今天的讨伐对象是某个国家的POTAO！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6631972"}
{"text": "喷气式灰机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3s88iv0j20fn0eaq41"}
{"text": "屁的后坐力太强了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibiaQkX0MZtHepOibnqJRT4HLJ8KWPZNV15QPggQ1U8dybcKGndooGgU7g"}
{"text": "在一家饭店喝到了好喝的饮料是可以接受的，但是如果你在一家冷饮摊或者 bar 吃到了很正宗的剁椒鱼头你就会开始怀疑人生了", "question": "为什么现在有会照相的手机而没有可以通话的相机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全村人都在等这一锅佛跳墙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLUVkLNcice5mYPpUOslrmtM5XvFaMtC2XmK3WAO1SWRJ1aXDsHW5wgmA"}
{"text": "LOL 教会了我如何在 1 分钟之内吃完饭盒里的所有肉的技巧。而且它还赐予了我周六日早上 9 点起床的技能。", "question": "英雄联盟教会了你什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是不是口袋里放太重了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrZ8x9O9xEbibRkwC1Rfq2RYwqJ7DgAiahE2iavS9pvuSZvpmVJF7kr8wjg"}
{"text": "请问您里面有没有飞行员呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824165"}
{"text": "会。当我发现，所有的真挚交流，都是为了向我推销保险那一刻……", "question": "你会把交往十年的闺蜜删除吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我看你是打算培养自己老了之后的抗压能力。", "question": "从小打骂侮辱用残忍的方式对待孩子能否培养孩子的抗压能力?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青梅竹马“只要你好好珍惜我，就可以了”。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6089489"}
{"text": "踩到斗篷站不起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo94wwvcfzj208l09ldgt"}
{"text": "“一定是她回我了”", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "寸头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0thDe9EAmodmURtPpksPSqiadicYSgLbFqEWD5PrRpdNtql2nkrICUk0icw"}
{"text": "育碧的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1icCQmBcqoI6POn23CrxZd0xNDDBAUANku3bKOEkXRXyNDQQa2lZpicdQ"}
{"text": "你这家伙还行啊", "question": "茶道部出身的不良少年有什么特征？", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "2380782"}
{"text": "这是免费素材的指定编号第5号！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7262612"}
{"text": "终于抓到妙蛙种子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNuGsMbktNM2HQN0q6VTebojjm7ibDpBxIKje2BBQctokFPM14j6l0hoUpIL78aZ61D9W5Pz8aJmA"}
{"text": "捡了个垃圾还觉得自己很了不起。", "question": null, "star": 749, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360646"}
{"text": "听说塔卡西在爸爸的作文中写了谎。", "question": null, "star": 685, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370595"}
{"text": "我的狗狗蒂姆科在叫唤。", "question": "蒂姆蒂姆仿佛变得越来越像个厨子了。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496901"}
{"text": "没有那种工具可以做那件事吗？", "question": "请问您能说得更具体一些吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6103963"}
{"text": "前方有一名躲在苹果伪装中的大叔混入了进来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7135416"}
{"text": "远期预测几乎没有意义……基本上属于“正确的废话”……类似于“这孩子，会死。”", "question": "如何看待日本专家预测日本将发生 9 级以上地震，想活命只能撤离？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听力考试结束，请各位同学取下耳机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6VIGKavWmUF148Hl8Ohyjahot7JSDfBTx2g3BA6E7f6PK6ehyDeW9rQ"}
{"text": "原来这就是传说中的拟人化啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1982442"}
{"text": "选择一个晚上，认真地移凳子、跳舞，给他听。", "question": "楼下邻居总抱怨我晚上移凳子，跳舞，而我完全没有干过这些，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假期结束后还是觉得累。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1663964"}
{"text": "当过班花，感觉很烦躁，想砍人，本人男...", "question": "当校草（校花），班草（班花）是怎么一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不如把其他东西也打碎当成是小偷干的好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibPg9hCMCvKBzGtUfiaj5vgWSmEfKibRGqjxQ87WIOEfllC5sqy8UetzGA"}
{"text": "你以为趴在墙上我就看不见你了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eb0y7tlmrij20bh0dcabh"}
{"text": "妈妈被称为袋子。", "question": "糟糕的程度", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2597785"}
{"text": "拿一个杯子狠狠摔到地上，看看能不能镇住她，要是镇住了，完事，要是没镇住，顺势往那玻璃渣子上一跪，完事。", "question": "吵架时女朋友不让你和她说话，也不让你碰她时，怎么做比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放心，我能刷脸支付", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c206n86y6RPxk7dNZeIaA8Sh0DZG5F4fIMtvKib8gLd6P1IGdVPlz2QlmQ"}
{"text": "第二周的禁欲生活。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5201164"}
{"text": "如果夜里不能吃东西，冰箱里的灯是干士槽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QX6AH0kIjwBb26hamc4xSGibPYCibvc5lyr5MwUNI3KYRxOiascN6bsvfleunWgNibJURgzAKjE8Hd7A"}
{"text": "找工作不好意思谈待遇。", "question": "典型的「学生思维」有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地上有张被踩了一脚的百元大钞你会去捡吗？", "question": "为什么 Taylor Swift 在感情上的口碑那么差还总是能找到男朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洗发水...洗发水...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861535"}
{"text": "是世界上最后一瓶酸奶吗……", "question": "如果你发现自己的女朋友在不知情的情况下喝了你给母亲准备的酸奶，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈是不是永远14岁呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5306470"}
{"text": "100分", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "看看他手机里有啥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqNxaat8wrCVcUFdvTTNRwK2KcwJCpGmSInnneiavLvU5ZzOdKG775Qdw"}
{"text": "就算你再想吃竹子，也不能把熊猫涂成彩色的啊！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386870"}
{"text": "我数学老师生儿子的时候，我在他朋友圈留言：「喜当爹！」你说有什么弊端吧⋯⋯", "question": "网络词汇广泛流行的弊端有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放弃吧！你以后会后悔的！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847699"}
{"text": "啊！好险！差点死了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esaso0ls6gj208c0b775s"}
{"text": "一个只看到一半脸的男生真帅！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1629120"}
{"text": "有腹肌的女朋友果然很性感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xH9aQYCQibpN988KAhWO7H0Z0SW6S665tjkM3QSlcssXjgM1rSZvp5nTg"}
{"text": "「该用户名已被注册」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmhdrykl61j30ci0el78h"}
{"text": "家里还缺一个小凳子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TZIOHAzQ8UibR1bt7ByXib0odn5CBW7eqXTDIefibPZtOoia87gaP1m307w"}
{"text": "小时候我还住在村村里，我家外边有许多小山丘。我经常幻想自己是个武林大侠拿个破葵花杆在山头上各种旋转跳跃假装自己在比划什么高明剑法。我还自以为这山头就是我的舞台呢，后来过年了有次家里来一堆大人帮着做过年的糕啊什么的，忽然聊起我，其中有个阿姨就说经常看见你儿子在山上跳舞，这娃娃真有天赋，我卒。", "question": "被周围的人发现了你的特殊癖好怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "压岁钱妈妈帮你存着", "question": null, "star": 144, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8vby211dsj61401hcn3x02"}
{"text": "游泳池扩建工程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fqrf2gvftuj20ls0lstd3"}
{"text": "你说的这个不是手机吧？", "question": "给你一个按钮，按它的人会短时间感到无上快感，你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "干杯！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763861"}
{"text": "在大家面前丢了脸。", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "那天我很饿去了饭馆，旁边的人都开始吃了，我的还没有送来。我问了服务员，说要先买单才能送餐。我真的很饿，可能不吃东西就要晕过去了。我很难过，不知道是不是我太敏感了。国外的饭馆也是这样么？现实对我打击真的很大……", "question": "「交钱再输液」在国内医院是否为普遍现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "LCC也走到了这一步。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6664045"}
{"text": "烤肉锅一个！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7025178"}
{"text": "怎么也想不起来出门前到底关没关烤箱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTNPkEvdR6po29CX8d4H80gsouRaLnVlevhP02ro9SCJWEjpbMV3ymiaw"}
{"text": "双胞胎，精神病，梦一场。", "question": "有哪些侮辱读者智商的推理小说桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在传授摔跤必杀技", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "舞蹈教室比我想的要辛苦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7019010"}
{"text": "简单的说：就是我妈打我。", "question": "什么叫降维打击？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打扰一下！我是楼下夏威夷舞教室的！你们能不能安静点？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs7hohj0k8j30ci0eln6n"}
{"text": "生死离别的哥哥。工作人员拼命寻找。结果出现的是可可豆，主持人绅助说'这是牛排啊'，我已经不知道是什么了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "672442"}
{"text": "蘸酱吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw64zbqt2Z2L6icghq7W0tzohcfu36H3TOtMuHZKQeWYb3oJXBekLMYG6w"}
{"text": "日本人 A 在某汽车公司退休后，到浙江台州的汽配厂做总经理。大约在 2010 年左右，我跟该汽配厂有生意来往，跟 A 有接触。我觉得很困惑，因为退休后选择留在中国的日本人并不多。我：为什么你会选择留在中国呢？A：我最喜欢吃西瓜。但在日本，西瓜很贵，并不能经常吃到。我：西瓜在中国很便宜啊。A：是的。在日本，我的梦想就是买一个西瓜，切开两半，然后汤匙挖着吃。到了中国，我发现这里的人，都是这么吃的。我：……你就因为这样留在中国了？A：是的。我：……", "question": "外国人对中国有哪些会令中国人大吃一惊的刻板印象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "答案难产", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibibqP2uAuTwVXGdfplShneiaxNL8DhRKQQH5bH9IInQXa4OnfCf6V65Jg"}
{"text": "婚后她变了一个人。", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "带着这玩意儿就能上天了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9jk2myj6wj20g50f5gmj"}
{"text": "这是事故房屋，女人的... 我住在这里！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5019078"}
{"text": "我是Uber Eats。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6375691"}
{"text": "手机电量百分之一", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "即使不穿丝袜，我也能画出这样的脸了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6463372"}
{"text": "服务生：这杯是那边那位客人请的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3IA6ibgyoHoOGRXRGrW7oSicOugjqV1iaqqzobAGWKfVAbicRSHdLbS1Yznw"}
{"text": "进来时能不能先敲门啊你！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1tagbexwuj20yi15laxj"}
{"text": "老婆生了一窝白的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNyydTAzASOgBe4N4GM1D5t3aOKwoqL3Gu4XKBBqHEbHSdYc9w8ialdOg"}
{"text": "我被选为了泽南战士的主角！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5791689"}
{"text": "Siri突然打招呼说：“嘿，胖子！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDx7S6lUgTibEQjhx6Zxzl3ECESjEicc4o8OG3fk7QibgicVWKpEr1dR4F7ByNyd8R5zLOuIibfI8XJ4Tg"}
{"text": "后空翻躲过并排驶来的五辆摩托车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdicku7JjeSvpibYFgAMjkr3Pytr9aUeSIeIz1ibdUdFkE1skAia3iazp3BotbtA"}
{"text": "阿嬷（ā mā）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6607394"}
{"text": "妮妮打车了。", "question": "蜡笔小新推荐的大马力摩托车。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7323673"}
{"text": "这是我们的头发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g93d7fu760j211u13b0zl"}
{"text": "熬汤的时候用facetime来看火候。", "question": "iPhone 和 iPad 一起可以做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "换首歌就不害怕了。", "question": "恐怖电影常见的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4809586"}
{"text": "上的是生吃的，下面是加热用的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5611792"}
{"text": "字很大。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "这些钱都是给你的。", "question": "你最喜欢的只有八个字的句子是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚解决完电车难题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHg1bViaS6t4dKgz5FJsoz1OXB8B0cmILN0cjkMCxl0P0QZ2cfHLyOGhQ"}
{"text": "杰哥coser线下见面会", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "那么，这是不是玉米片呢？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7172193"}
{"text": "我想你已经开始感受到我给你开的达菲的效果了，现在应该可以自由地飞翔在天空中了。", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "让我们决定今天做什么吧。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872235"}
{"text": "海王惨遭仙人跳", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "那个，要是化那种妆在那儿可就不好了，啊啊...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7136040"}
{"text": "纸箱君~爱你，就是要跟你合体！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ep8vxn2d6lj20c80abmxx"}
{"text": "上学快迟到的时候妈妈帮你穿毛衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QGA1r2FP5HjZ8xXHUWo2j90e0ZJL64LGegLwxglnAN7vmape6Z1KnbY8VotlCGyHELzia4ia9S1tPw"}
{"text": "篮子怪物", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6346537"}
{"text": "来世再见", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9g6xjp4jkj20fq0e33z7"}
{"text": "我一米七九，170 多斤的大老爷们看到那么小的蟑螂都能吓的跳起来，要是给我看到个跟我一样大的蟑螂，我估计直接死在他面前…………", "question": "人类如果缩小到昆虫一样小，能否击败大多数虫类？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我湿了就会有力量。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4397071"}
{"text": "草食男僵尸", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388083"}
{"text": "这么晚了还测体温啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5cWy1FocXnza2pR8hvW2P2zicjJzicWlPO2pXU66yTPZtq3JKqxoHv1QQ"}
{"text": "得罪了整个公园的鸟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MhegPcc5jCEKIb4txXtP6GysHHRAafeEtWwicicGQiaOticcjNLrsOj9mNg"}
{"text": "“请坐！”“谢了，阿拉这就到站了。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ma7xpxmdj20ge0do0vb"}
{"text": "你没发现吗？傻瓜，我们相距五公里呢！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6829054"}
{"text": "这个星球上的居民会将其他生物当宠物支配不过，我并不讨厌这种主从关系", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grze8ciy5vj30ci0el11i"}
{"text": "大致的事情自己一个人能做。", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "当众叫出了班主任的外号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4tBZqqg4kNDPgAMraCG6GibGo3n9xjDq43ALkZdys1wOibic7odL5hr56w"}
{"text": "超级厉害的搞笑艺人", "question": "你说的是像人鱼一样充满魅力的事情吧？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309473"}
{"text": "喝得醉醺醺的爸爸回来后，说“看，这是沙袋哦~”，然后就举着一个奇怪的东西过来，我一气之下使出了百裂拳。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1471696"}
{"text": "被骗了，结果只点了个微笑，连什么意思都不明白。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1440008"}
{"text": "好了要拍喽，茄子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g5fmjfok00j20u019adna"}
{"text": "不小心把螃蟹扔到女朋友头上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCiasWybTysxUAhBppuulMj1PtvqD3NRn9lzhulQYyRR7fIYgLFmHOAkw"}
{"text": "老爷爷和老奶奶过着安享晚年的生活。", "question": "童话简易模式。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631315"}
{"text": "很明显要先存个档", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1iq2a32poj30ci0el41k"}
{"text": "这只是玩具枪啦，啊？你说什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUibAU0licbiaYM1yC3PhU3DouIyzcqwkkuWqd7hYOcmW6qA80XQ18LiaFXQ"}
{"text": "买票", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "互遛", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvye7qzr6cj20yi18akhd"}
{"text": "齐襄公：有一个非常漂亮有很多人追的妹妹是一种怎样的体验？ - 家庭 - 知乎晋景公：关于上厕所，你有什么经验之谈？ - 生活经验 - 知乎公孙阏：战争中若自己的队伍里有仇人偷偷把他杀掉会被发现吗？ - 法律 - 知乎郑庄公：挖地道的时候如何确保挖掘方向？ - 冷知识 - 知乎张良：被碰瓷了该怎样机智面对？ - 社会 - 知乎张苍：皮肤白是怎样一个感受和体验？ - X 是种怎样的体验 - 知乎邓通：曾经拥有的巨大财富一夜之间全部失去，是怎样的经历和感受？ - 调查类问题 - 知乎王昭君：为什么有些美女不上相？ - 摄影 - 知乎汉哀帝：男生穿短袖衬衫好吗？ - 服饰搭配 - 知乎王莽：长期脱发，头发厚度薄，如何料理？ - 健康 - 知乎曹嵩：有个胖胖的女朋友是一种什么样的体验？ - 恋爱 - 知乎刘备：什么鞋能耐穿 5-10 年，并且能够搭配休闲裤和牛仔裤？曹睿：第一次穿女装是什么体验？ - 生活 - 知乎邓艾：口吃怎么治疗？ - 心理学 - 知乎关羽：男人怎样留胡子才好看？ - 生活常识 - 知乎郝萌：给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？ - 取名 - 知乎于禁：如何自学游泳？ - 运动 - 知乎成济：你记忆最深的背锅经历是什么？ - 生活 - 知乎张昭：如何和自己不喜欢的上司相处？ - 职场 - 知乎秦朗：有一个漂亮的妈妈是一种怎样的体验？ - X 是种怎样的体验 - 知乎左思：男生长得难看怎么办？ - 人际交往 - 知乎萧统：胖但是颜值高是一种什么样的体验？ - X 是种怎样的体验 - 知乎高俅：怎么和领导打球？ - NBA - 知乎沈括：女人的温柔从哪里体现？ - 生活 - 知乎钱谦益：冬泳是一种什么样的体验？ - 健身 - 知乎", "question": "如果知乎自古有之，那么从古到今会有哪些问题呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“江”的儿时照", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvxilm532pj20yi17r7wh"}
{"text": "全身腹肌？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "差不多该问头发以外的问题了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfxSVRGyeZu6OAyK2ibgNoIe9hIZGiccffRgnDFufmV6p1S9w0EIpccSqg"}
{"text": "立眺远", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBug8dZeXAe2iayfpCeYGYfPicx2BGm3YK4icibkbicBzghnhJbvjKLXAvTUIw"}
{"text": "开始在家办公", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDqUeL8HxK6rqicm7ILXcZ9zAPPRpQiaSzCRVPmrPeFibGpnzibuRCnXKb2JRIKibb9My7GRYLO2dxQhg"}
{"text": "请你听 '心音' 。", "question": null, "star": 296, "type": "I2T", "image": "7248494"}
{"text": "这小子在我家门口叨咕什么呢。", "question": null, "star": 187, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "用兜裆布上的剪刀对兜裆布后面的物体进行切割", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "放学后，谁带着自己喜欢的人的短笛呢？能不能告诉我呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2377791"}
{"text": "原来你是想阻止铁砲场和森林的战斗啊？那你自己去做吧，阿席塔卡。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5280461"}
{"text": "主人有危险！拜托了！猪猪机器人启动！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haja9k1jq4j30ci0elmy3"}
{"text": "子：「爸爸，猪内脏的胆固醇很高，你不能再吃了。」父：「没关系，我有肌醇片。」子：「你都这么胖了，别吃肥肉了。」父：「没关系。我有减肥茶。」子：「你要加强锻炼身体，否则......」父：「你怎么这么罗嗦，尽惹人发火。你不知道这几天我的血压又高了吗?」子：「没关系，你有复方降压灵嘛！」", "question": "我爸因为樊登说牛肉致痴不让我吃牛肉了，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我关注了之后就可以心安理得的吃喝睡，好像已经健身了。", "question": "为什么健身话题的关注度这么高?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "魔兽怀旧服", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "恭喜您被选为十二生肖！请于三日内向生肖管理协会支付会费5万元，账号是……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3pzpz2ow3Dia8n5iakeTaUumOMOTSJXOsd6DgV32LCbOzTGwWlFz6vSrA"}
{"text": "终于开滑板撞死人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0wGhwkMU10g5kiaqia306zRkGl3yJhrPSbKic2fvAjvyb4FXPNC7X9RAuQ"}
{"text": "多谢你昨天的帮助，这是一条章鱼。今天还需要你的帮助，可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7237123"}
{"text": "敌人当中有前男友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzpzub7sjej30ci0el0w7"}
{"text": "毛利小五郎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1el4rsa2k89j20ad09474v"}
{"text": "接到一项给鲨鱼掏耳朵的活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3cGGdW8vbJAyc8Xa90iavBBNbd10oSukWC06g6gChAzEZYzdWnFpGPHA"}
{"text": "谁让你非得穿M码呢", "question": null, "star": 310, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm4ztulld8j611016swlo02"}
{"text": "竹林在我体内爆发出来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "494715"}
{"text": "绿色的兔子。", "question": "红狐狸和绿兔子。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099008"}
{"text": "里面也有啊！下半场比赛。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "到这里为止我记得……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7381806"}
{"text": "番茄炒蛋干炸土豆孜然烤肉椒盐烤肉茭白炒肉", "question": "汉语中有没有四字短语分别是一二三四声？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "情人节那天，你送了我这样的巧克力……可是我们都是男生啊……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4222951"}
{"text": "抄过。每次抄完了，我都很负责任地把作业里的错误告诉同学，并把我抄完的作业作为回报给他参考。工作后，我才知道，这种行为还有一个词叫：同行评审，英文是 Peer Review。", "question": "面试题「你抄过别人作业吗？」你会怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三个月没见女朋友的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icITB4MVH081kNUER1wQJ2j1ZDJWswfX9r8E203XD96Pqq1B7jru69oQ"}
{"text": "在学校是御宅族，到家就是电脑前的御宅族。", "question": null, "star": 7418, "type": "I2T", "image": "4367924"}
{"text": "父母用玩具照相机成功支走了孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6SIiasxfZcAKNFcVhJfuHKukZyRQ3LMO9ukha5qsNwr3yM7naOTLcDHw"}
{"text": "虽然溺水了，但是突然变得很兴奋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2976211"}
{"text": "食堂里，阿姨冲我诡异一笑：“吃什么同学？”", "question": "你看过的最恐怖的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狼行千里吃肉，狗行千里吃屎，活鱼逆流而上，死魚随波逐流。", "question": "大四了，旅行还是实习？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里有一个超级大的水缸，放在外面。有一年里面的水有些臭，爸爸要把水倒掉，但是我突然发现里面有许多许多的水生小虫子，那时我还是个孩子，对什么都好奇，于是就骗爸爸我要玩水怎样怎样（并没有告诉爸爸里面有虫子怕把水倒掉），就留下了一缸水和半缸虫。不知道是什么小虫，没事就扔两个馒头渣什么的，希望它们快快长大。那年蚊子格外的多。才知道那些小虫子叫孑孓，是蚊子崽。", "question": "有什么你养过的动物让你有心理阴影觉得这辈子都不想养了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不会死！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7022114"}
{"text": "第一次做美甲", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "早餐是一个超大的蘑菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNdIaITTOxfvHPcvpO3jmiapvOAYm84gnApMia9ZaZbylvqt0IkKEXXNeg"}
{"text": "我出门好像忘关火了，我得回家一趟", "question": null, "star": 160, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcnz6zefr3j61401hcakb02"}
{"text": "你也一起回家吧。", "question": null, "star": 3455, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286836"}
{"text": "抱歉，就是因为你打呼噜太响了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib5J7FBR8Z9Kk9BuHre9yEpUQ634icS1NERyibhvb5vJNREgCRnWwbJ3Cw"}
{"text": "皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7271849"}
{"text": "那个人做了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5396960"}
{"text": "登山的时候接到邻居电话让我和女朋友现在小声点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7d6iaQquL4UZXdlxVIuicbQwgPxAcHzEtSnPpZUPuHygqkeKHIdIOfcRA"}
{"text": "能在不戴口罩的情况下这么接近真是太幸福了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535651"}
{"text": "监考老师：要不你还是裸考吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESiciaUMrI554cVtehvbbibG22r4edqclNhl77ytdfTuVJHggO7x4d2eWMg"}
{"text": "别睡了！该你去安全出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TgKYbZnxwcVawyG8t23cqAB8UdjUKTcx9twdoGbpuGnGSziaxibwnVbrg"}
{"text": "为什么不ban猛犸！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "因为她头发要是白色的，那肯定叫白毛公主了。", "question": "为什么白雪公主是黑头发？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小心！有狗屎！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6866976"}
{"text": "因为葡萄直到张骞出使西域才引进中国，那是公元前 2 世纪的事情。而公元前 11 世纪的商纣王已经能吃葡萄了，说明了他极其骄奢淫逸啊。唐玄宗也只是从几千里外运荔枝过来，而商纣王居然从几百年后运葡萄来，还不够奢侈么！也不能怪电视剧，许仲琳的原版小说就这德行。纣王上来就是写诗调戏女娲，写的是首七律！——南北朝才有用的是文房四宝！——战国才出现纣王愤怒地撕碎了奏章——但那个时候都是竹简啊，纣王臂力惊人。当然，许仲琳是写小说的，不是考古学家，那个时候也没互联网不方便查这个那个什么年代才有，这些都可以理解。但是有些读书人都知道的常识问题，他一样会犯错。《封神演义》第十五回：子牙曰：「正是。」异人曰：「古云：不孝有三，无后为大。贤弟，也是我与你相处一场，明日与你议一门亲，生下一男半女，也不失姜姓之后。」不孝有三，无后为大。语出《孟子》。孟子成姜子牙的古人了啊！", "question": "妲己为什么没事儿就给纣王喂葡萄？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，昨天是比赛吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3720088"}
{"text": "再见了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "247728"}
{"text": "诶？我是代驾，不是待嫁", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "从前有个孩子叫小明，小明没听见。", "question": "你听过最冷的冷笑话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本着跨越代沟的美好愿望，带希望紧跟潮流的母上大人去密室逃脱。本以为可以秀智商，却缺少线索最后一个屋子迟迟出不去。老板开门后告诉我们，线索是书架上的书，倾斜排成的罗马数字，然而，母上大人一进门就非常顺手地把书架收拾整齐了……so……母上威武！", "question": "你在密室逃脱遇到过什么样的「猪」队友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "360 发布儿童卫士智能手环，可以实时定位、智能学习与预警、人机分离报警和远程监护。据说妈妈们看了都觉得好，然后给老公买了个。", "question": "如何评价奇虎硬件产品「360 儿童卫士」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想开点，也许只是你屋里有鬼而已。", "question": "狗狗每天晚上特别狂，是不是得了狂犬病了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前见过一个，说是书里女主名字和老婆不一样被怀疑有外遇，然后吵架断更。", "question": "作为一个长期跟连载的网文读者，你见过哪些很离谱的断更理由？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新蜘蛛女侠的射线用法很好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368235"}
{"text": "给我来一记头槌！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "现代公寓", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5324636"}
{"text": "那个和我们关系不怎么好的家伙，因为和我们同班了，所以非常兴奋。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "170611"}
{"text": "eva受害者们", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7346546"}
{"text": "蟑螂也在想，怎么会有人类这种反蟑螂的生物出现。", "question": "为什么会有蟑螂这种反人类的动物出现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据我有限的观察，孩子最终都会变成爱吃肯德基、麦当劳的，这跟产前产后没啥太大关系。", "question": "怀孕期间孕妇的胃口突然发生变化，生产后又恢复原样，但孩子会很喜欢吃母亲怀孕时喜欢的食物，有科学根据吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这题没太多值得讨论的，不如小改一下：甲用毒汤圆杀乙，告知好友丙，丙未参与并劝阻；甲离开后，乙吞食汤圆过快，噎至休克；丙恰好看见，误以为乙被毒死，然后伪造死亡证明，送至火葬场火化。那么问题来了，甲定什么罪？丙定什么罪？", "question": "甲用毒汤圆杀乙，喂食速度过快，乙被噎死，甲定什么罪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跳过教程直接开始游戏的新手玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRZU9eWw8xLQa2LbFmywdQicZiczRBdBRib9HqoauTX0oyDibMDGffu5yqEw"}
{"text": "我们可以直接定义这只猫的体积为 1 喵升……", "question": "如何优雅地测量一只猫的体积，而不使其感到惊恐或受到伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FLuhUqAc1Z54BCxunHYodnW7icmZLVBAlJhhLUfcUCN04PEsGxXgu7pxKUX8cPeF1pRUFpyMPt3XA"}
{"text": "十点整，吉田来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4659104"}
{"text": "漫画家打翻墨水把主角吓了一跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmSBeic0cN1iaoUrCwE6JUSe0UYuAT91dvl4ZJkFsk4waXTQfzcuoP8fkQ"}
{"text": "厕所隔壁传来的呐喊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef9ddq1stfj20b9099758"}
{"text": "口语化日语“コロナ”在中文中可以被理解为“新冠病毒”。", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "虽然想不起是什么歌，但是哼起来很顺耳。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjtgfRuwfoDbmic3SDGlGTe9mPjyucBAzwdmndSuHbspOIo6Jr0a84TWw"}
{"text": "你真的要小心点啊！开车要小心哦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3742557"}
{"text": "嗯...我刚来。", "question": null, "star": 103, "type": "I2T", "image": "6485944"}
{"text": "终于可以看81禁的动画了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKgOtqZuGhupGpMS8DGiaaynhWaZicTekjWHP3h3W1wqY3S3Z3s9IEq5Mw"}
{"text": "爷爷的相册变得越来越疯狂了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235453"}
{"text": "早上好吗？", "question": "请问您能说得更具体一些吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6103963"}
{"text": "老师：忘带泳装的人举手！", "question": null, "star": 156, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt5yfuzrhgj60yr0yrqbi02"}
{"text": "Kukki举起了手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6040360"}
{"text": "匹诺曹，他大声说道好家伙！早知道做个母的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nibQ7zm50wKSX8l9ibuwgLBrauxuv0RxYfFAJG8WFuBThiaDSLViccjCtFg"}
{"text": "大概八卷左右的话，在夜间旅行的行李内就可以读完，正好合适。", "question": "写一篇关于没读过的漫画的感受。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5473751"}
{"text": "翻了个跟头", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482733"}
{"text": "嗯嗯。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6379580"}
{"text": "啊啦啦，那个，那个，爱慕哦！", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "恐怖游轮青春版", "question": null, "star": 113, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "误入踢键子比赛场地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0b5PNDcXLyn3Zz1FHeYpePn5ADIAhcI9e8HKHiakByibvoXOGZCUz54MQ"}
{"text": "初中的时候，和室友赤膊在床上滚打（是滚打不是打滚，这里有必要注意一下），最后我被压制在他身下，face to face！我们深情的对望~片刻之后，他竟然要把嘴凑到我嘴上！！！而我竟然也没拒绝，（现在想起是不想拒绝，其他的，我忘了！）感觉快要碰到的时候，他停住了，抬头哈哈大笑……我日……每逢回忆此事，都会弯那么几度。与此室友也是多年未见，来日若见面，必将与之激吻一番。真真想法！真是日了狗了，我怎么会这样！", "question": "男生被撩以后，内心活动是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叮咚！亚马逊的快件到了;请签收一下。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq8enorj20g10fg7bp"}
{"text": "花钱买了女人的欢心。", "question": "我尝到了人生中最精彩的青春故事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5043000"}
{"text": "Sne夫君，暗地里做生意本身并没有错。问题是你从诈骗集团那里接受了金钱，却撒了谎...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4531279"}
{"text": "客人别这样本店不是你想象的那种", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h46qn0skiyj30ci0elmyf"}
{"text": "时机很好，但你的杀气太重了，孩子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6755081"}
{"text": "谈？纳尼？你也打完这场仗就回家结婚？送！？他也是！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4419bx3z7j30ci0elgr4"}
{"text": "这回让他们知道咱们少林不是吃素的了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDV7InYMJP6YcgsajtFaHLQTjUoK3FibybXMicSEQ0xPt7MTicse6wNfkf2A"}
{"text": "过来呀！我们不会把你怎么样的", "question": null, "star": 543, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghmw2pkftvj210q1czk33"}
{"text": "早就说了吃面条时不要打喷嚏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPpp73PaTBzs44rcvzX7QmOWeOusoO93fWFuhdxuVHicn3S4MDeibXLbAA"}
{"text": "「呐，我们去厕所吧。」「等一下，等我收拾好东西……啊，没事了。你先去吧。」", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6300378"}
{"text": "在被放置的地方绽放吧。", "question": "就随便说点蓝色子弹之类的事情吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5780123"}
{"text": "帮忙递一下浴巾", "question": null, "star": 710, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnlyb4wjlej60x5187wnd02"}
{"text": "一寸国土都不能丢，谁知道会长出什么好吃的！", "question": "什么是真正的吃货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假设他真的如你所说，见多识广，有一定生活阅历了（尤其是网络辩论经历），应该会直接对你说：「你赢了」。", "question": "面对一个逻辑清晰，思维缜密，有一定语言功底，且见多识广的人。怎么做才能辩论过他?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我遇到了算命先生说的“不久会遇到痛苦的经历”。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5737772"}
{"text": "所有人都只有一件衣服。", "question": "动画中理所当然存在的、毫无违和感就能接受的事物例子：片头画面。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "3662979"}
{"text": "将自己破坏的部分用水冲走。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6044067"}
{"text": "对不起不可以那个..", "question": null, "star": 863, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcowa721j21061acdnk"}
{"text": "哈利波特终于拥有独立卫生间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQmSAXhnbOc8KKXLeJScvYDGts7ODFQbwQybAxu7NUwKvIM8fluicrAUQ"}
{"text": "如果不找对象，老了会很孤单的。", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "真像我的钱包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8TNicdicQ9fBQAqQ9kIsT0GNvyXC01JQpoXRoEz4IQ7TF5aI7dGmia34bw"}
{"text": "你想打败我吗？那就来玩《荒野行动》吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4094432"}
{"text": "你还愣着干嘛？", "question": "烟囱的心情现在怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6947982"}
{"text": "我妈，她哪也不让我去。", "question": "你在旅途中遇到过最厉害的人是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把马放在特定的位置，围棋盘上会出现地下通道。", "question": "请你教我一些连藤井聪太都不知道的围棋秘诀。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181840"}
{"text": "男主人扔了个花盆过来后，女主人把我抓了起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPVbD6eYhD3tp1vibZJSWpLgXiadWVEsvKpTGlaSkOsUarUgbdEWTvE8Jw"}
{"text": "红色的哈巴狗联合募捐。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4225315"}
{"text": "如果有一天！我老无所依！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "妈的道歉文化还真被抢走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksxREyyCNKI38N0Uuq0qa1zoBj8Po6cqaeeXFQ256QI7TwMdesBs2EIQ"}
{"text": "在一系列增税之后，岸田首相得到了好处。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6921126"}
{"text": "你说过不能拍摄猫玩的照片啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5586868"}
{"text": "双人洗发套餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJm5QfnHCTcom7aiaKnZUicZFuAeEh4MXLGd22y18yRspeHxZw6k3qmddg"}
{"text": "什么！还要再交钱吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicme6kHo0YydOpLBhvZnMJibSuQU4GHraLRicsAltqNt3k8qqJo9wyUm8Qw"}
{"text": "把东西收好，把钥匙藏在哪里了？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6352606"}
{"text": "今天抓的鸭子吃孩子吃到一半", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "城堡设计很受欢迎。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "你再怎么闹都不会给你买的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7Hr47MzvWIojBr1tgzQmSxckLBiaMaDQyAkTaQTa707LVOCqP6exML6nw"}
{"text": "大学班主任汪老师是个 60 来岁的老头，有一天他给我发了个短信，我活活乐了一天：请到我办公室来一趟汪。", "question": "有一个稀有的姓是一种怎样的感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说完！我请客！」的前辈听店员说「自助餐500一位」后瞬间回答「1位」就进去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4kljfgaw3j30ci0el78q"}
{"text": "“抓错了！我不是斑点狗！”", "question": null, "star": 392, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "太刀的新皮肤-雨伞", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "变装大赛别人都cos职业装 只有你cos猩猩", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "如今的迁都君", "question": null, "star": 147, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw43j86yxrj60ph127n0n02"}
{"text": "小时候的零用钱很少，一天 2 块的那种。然后班里有个同学不知道为什么突然有一天偷偷摸摸的拿了一个抽纸的那种盒子。然后神秘的给周围的人说，一角钱抽一次奖，5 次起抽（就是一次给 5 角可以抽五次），中奖率绝对高！周围的都是小盆友啊，都觉得好新奇啊！于是都欢快的拿出了钱开始抽奖。奖品就是这个女生家里屯的各种不要的东西，一大盒一大盒的水彩笔啊本子啊擦子啊什么的。后来越做越大，奖品从水彩笔那些越变越多，哪怕就是撕了一张漂亮的纸上面戳个印章也算。最后甚至还发展了投资人大家一起分红。结果闹的太大传到隔壁班就被打小报告了。班主任知道后告诉了这个女生的爸爸……轰轰烈烈的抽奖活动就此结束了。你知道这个女生赚了多少吗！300，400 左右啊！这对于小学生来说是巨款啊巨款啊！而且该女生的爸爸完全就没有骂她啊还乐滋滋的逢人就讲他女儿在小学的光辉事迹，说有商业头脑，爸爸的同事朋友全都震惊了啊说这个小女孩长大能干大事啊！我就是那个小女孩。然而现在并没有干什么大事呢呵呵哒那已经可以算作我做的最 666 的事了。", "question": "什么样的细节会让你突然觉得这个人智商高得可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "流浪者乐队", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5146994"}
{"text": "居然叫BOOKOFF却一本都没有！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6726013"}
{"text": "还有一分钟下课的时候问了老师一个相当复杂的问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdhUfdj3sVLBR94gW7jTYrGWiauN30ib32npd2O8yzZX847WZM2ys1UsnQ"}
{"text": "斩月：说了多少次不要在我做饭时间万解！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "你可能会因为你的一个舍友而爱上图书馆。", "question": "大学的生活让你懂得什么道理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "活着到达肠道的乳酸菌们。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7376214"}
{"text": "接下来轮到你了，别再试图从各个方面攻击我了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2337068"}
{"text": "那些年，上网必须用猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfQPHmhaa5qt3XWViaaicjmTsQN4meibzbibHfHoD9ib49wkKej3gY1WEjs6t6MEQzxtfP2EH67ZSe16Q"}
{"text": "心力衰竭患者的日", "question": "请说一些像勤劳感谢日这样的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6252047"}
{"text": "因为有很多豆子，所以我可以吃很多次！", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "直到现在我都 tm 忘不了刚工作时收到的那张伤情鉴定委托书上的案情摘要：「x 年 x 月 x 日，A 在 x 处被 B 打伤，致使 A 头上长蘑菇。」我当时就蒙了！长蘑菇！卧槽！外科老师讲过感染导致脸上长青苔的！可是蘑菇！这得是多脏的创面才能长出真菌来啊！于是我满头雾水地拿着把钢板尺把 A 的头发拨了个遍，每寸头皮都摸过去了，别说蘑菇了，我连创口都没看见啊！蘑菇拔了吗？！这不是昨天的案子吗也太快了吧！「A！你蘑菇呢？在哪儿呢？！」A 闻言立刻抓着我的手去摸头顶的一个大包：「在这在这！警官您摸，好大一个蘑菇呢！」然后我才知道了原来胶东半岛「头上长蘑菇」的意思就是头皮血肿起了个包呀……怪萌的……我是说当时派出所把蘑菇写在案情简要里那家伙……", "question": "有哪些因为方言导致的误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我同学奥田圭君的小名叫Blue。", "question": "就随便说点蓝色子弹之类的事情吧。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5780123"}
{"text": "路遇一群下班程序员，越狱犯人成功逃脱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLypAzVyA6lMf9dDJVIayBcHTUXkNEJOJupKG2SYejbibZtnJNNdhKia5Q"}
{"text": "为什么海绵宝宝会在我们面前出现？等一下，这不就是我们吗哈哈哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6340412"}
{"text": "以为是零钱机而投进万元大钞后，掉出了好多游戏币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvh2etake0j60ci0elgpe02"}
{"text": "橡胶和樱桃", "question": "和汤姆与杰瑞相似的话语", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6770925"}
{"text": "你皱了皱眉道：一会再说，你先出去，我拉屎呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8ia0gNO4PU0lOHaOrzBvbOO82u9RfTUCtpb1hyvOmo9NzrN4zyHO320GQ"}
{"text": "10号咋绿了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "「没食欲啊……明天带你去医院老爷子错把颗粒肥料当成猫粮后说道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gslci0eg7kj30ci0elgo9"}
{"text": "在西安咋样我不知道。在铁岭我知道会双双洗心革面，做个符合社会主义核心价值观的二人转演员，共同在刘老根大舞台上绽放自己艺术的一面。“前一段不挺好的么，你原先那个头型呢？你得支棱起来啊！”", "question": "若蝙蝠侠、小丑都在西安，会有怎样的剧情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，模仿安全出口的游戏已经结束了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MV2mI1Rcd5EfQbNyQhFzFtEmAolOIgc4SfePvOnND9GhJpaph7Bc0fg"}
{"text": "我鼓起勇气去表白，但是却被狠狠地拒绝了。", "question": null, "star": 141, "type": "I2T", "image": "4544770"}
{"text": "《武勇传》！《武勇传》！《武勇传》啦啦啦啦！《武勇传》！", "question": null, "star": 740, "type": "I2T", "image": "5136677"}
{"text": "这个中学生只知道增殖。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847520"}
{"text": "今天是小吉吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387804"}
{"text": "中华民族伟大复兴已完成 62%。", "question": "你读过的历史上最霸气的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次去买菜我都跟在大妈后面，等大妈和老板讲好价钱以后，我跟着说：老板我也来两斤。", "question": "哪些生活小技巧让你受用不尽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了得到透视能力，不惜出卖灵魂给恶魔。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3399751"}
{"text": "你的感冒是从哪里来的？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7225331"}
{"text": "博尔特起跑时踏板的感受", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElN6SlhGyTNUEQDoQUKHJ0xw9AHUqUicOaszxRM3iac23RyXlUzFX5Q25g"}
{"text": "这货每次玩石头剪刀布都要拿出实物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eg5rk5ninvj20b409u0tq"}
{"text": "黑板还没抄完就被擦掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd796liuaxj30ci0elwfh"}
{"text": "提皮说：“可拉莉泽，快出来！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4103617"}
{"text": "噬元兽？？就这？？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "蝙蝠侠之乡村爱情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3sibElcaHew7b24lVx9Od3ZIX6XswJ6biaPNrfeoZnIb6vV1VdPOx2czA"}
{"text": "我是XL", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ev5pizrsc9j208j09tq4j"}
{"text": "牙疼难熬。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6110888"}
{"text": "购物中心的背景音乐是悲壮的战士，而入口的背景音乐则是飒爽的夏亚。", "question": "在吉翁公国经营的主题公园中常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359714"}
{"text": "案件案件案件案件案件案件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hglqbl2oemj30ci0eldjy"}
{"text": "鼻屎粘人大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaI4o9HAMlXtwAWJP2o7XTzMYMHiambB9Jy0jyqPJ6bEtyGMEKNWqfU9yw"}
{"text": "我排的队很慢。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "“你看我咋样？”", "question": null, "star": 199, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "你在死党面前夸口说自己一次2小时，你女朋友的表情。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5GklkOYAU3Z3lYHTHxINOzZyPuUticskBOQMVJVcbwZe8KBF297H0gRw"}
{"text": "炭水化合物的合成", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "中医把脉比赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4Wp6Xgv8oicmUCJ2eWz1ibreRnSHRYzJs9LHH0G8SiaveABDNHA76SclyQ"}
{"text": "儿子，是时候断奶了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeU2ZLDuWtEk4ZGrcDYowlkx0sJ92niaFzcuPu08PYDGLiauqPSw1pib2Rxw"}
{"text": "倒闭了", "question": "不许出现地名，一句话表明你是哪个省的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "木老鼠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8Y86SoV0dyibsDwvI3xiaicA40RqibSsVRvCh3dpCAGT2DDibtmIs1Y6kxkw"}
{"text": "8-11", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3JiaK5DDwPibdlLpUcQtzexT0QrfxrrFVcDOVIVoQRGfFGtvepzsCWVhQ"}
{"text": "先生！赛德把午餐弄洒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6613318"}
{"text": "回来！不是说好碎冰冰一人一半吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHTcoY63Q72MwSQc9OjHLM0dVvT2MOtwiaftF7mD5M1PtwxAO3Mf1Dib4g"}
{"text": "他们还以为我在用猫拖地。", "question": "遛猫是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就你叫我弟弟傻狍子是吧", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "在什么是真正的「国家利益」这个问题上，民主党和共和党已经深刻地分歧了…", "question": "为什么美国两党要互相攻讦而不能以国家利益而团结在一起？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是一个普通村民(￣∇￣)", "question": "你撒得最久的一个谎是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "于是御厨做了月饼", "question": "如果古代皇帝想尝尝月亮的味道，而你是御厨，你怎么大开脑洞?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eiltrs9yojj20bi0ajmxs"}
{"text": "主·主人！说好一起去宠物医院的原谅我不能陪你去了", "question": null, "star": 335, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hckdu5uk0qj6140140jyf02"}
{"text": "米奇是存在的...米奇是存在的...米奇是存在的米奇是存在的...米奇是存在的...米奇是...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351171"}
{"text": "免费玩家打到了一件装备管他是什么赶紧穿上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRXwXRd3yvvJGibzXyywlOVqtPzfcibumWUgNYv9dz1L42kvribE8ib2Elcg"}
{"text": "转校的受虐学生", "question": "要是这样的转学生就别来了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3660974"}
{"text": "哎呀，别按了！绝对不要按！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3599991"}
{"text": "和女朋友开房玩了一晚上拍手游戏，我一直赢，开心得停不下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaoROeoA8pBKIYA1Vomg5UwYKh0EAiceMZqDLpNYVfkJibyu8p5hF9xVrQ"}
{"text": "我的妄想。", "question": "希望真人化的作品", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233888"}
{"text": "病人家属说，你们住院费用那么贵，饭后竟然还不送果盘？！", "question": "人在医院能无知到何种程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "泻药，不是迷信，这是真的。那肯定是个妖精，一个 40 多岁的老妪还长得跟个十来岁的小孩似的，还能把一个大铁坨子挥舞自如，力大无比，说明已经修炼到一定境界了。当年崩坏 3 服务器被妖精攻击，官方为了镇住那妖孽，不得不出一个叫“犹大的誓约”的法器。如果孙子没有的话，爷爷可以给孙子 648 元让他去请一个，让那妖孽带着就没事了。不过最近新出一个她的 SP 角色，羽扇纶巾，法衣加身，说明她已经潜心入道，皈依三宝，希望爷爷可以给孙子经济支持，让他把那个角色培养起来。", "question": "如何看待老人把孙子玩《崩坏 3》游戏时出现的德丽莎语音称作孙子被狐仙附身中邪了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美女做手术，丑女剪头发。", "question": "甲子园的那些事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5363697"}
{"text": "这封信已经是我写的第三十封了。她一直都很乖，所以请你快来我家吧。", "question": "对南塔先生的一片热忱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2523800"}
{"text": "喂！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6730462"}
{"text": "从定义帅哥的那一刻起，不就是在看脸吗？", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "快乐。", "question": "真正的有钱人都买什么奢侈品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周末去泰山游玩，和朋友在半山腰上点了一份名为「泰山三美」的饭，25 块钱。实际就是白菜豆腐汤。遂问老板，这泰山三美的第三美是什么？老板看着我说：「这第三美，就是你啊。」我：……（想生气都没办法生了）", "question": "什么时候会有「这 TM 都是套路」的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为大叔都是别人调试过的软件，方便好用。只是它一身 bug 时候你没赶上而已。", "question": "为什么有些年轻女孩喜欢大叔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果在这个运动会上赢了，就能得到广播席的帐篷对吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1707232"}
{"text": "按电梯", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "在战斗中几乎不会陷入危险，非常强大。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "埋沟杰克逊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "不舒服的感觉~", "question": "临死前说的一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351083"}
{"text": "奶爸生活的第一天就大乱了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1853709"}
{"text": "挑战", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5526012"}
{"text": "主人，经过我的清洁目前家里的垃圾就剩您了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTxoibOfibgMBAG87YFxAjibTMbjVZz9HpzOsYKCE92PnZwfh1cxCJ8XF1Q"}
{"text": "来人先把荆轲的地图送上来我看眼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZ33iaiakrZGeuCXz4VPslL2sEmhmujwroYFVOsFvicybicT2SiabbYg7tW0A"}
{"text": "破坏三个全部会露出弱点的敌人类型。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480949"}
{"text": "软绵绵的饼？烦死了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317097"}
{"text": "生日快乐！", "question": "我明天是生日，准确地说，是出生的纪念日。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548085"}
{"text": "刚从守门员转行，还没摆脱职业习惯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYraVVFXTR3Hj1bP8KwAlmLD83I1H9nI9G0SGYSdGX19MckHLyMKMCpdQ"}
{"text": "门上打个洞给它用，不然它学会按门铃和敲门更糟糕。不能打洞就换个密码锁，等它会开密码锁了就拖去卖艺。", "question": "猫会转动门把手开门，怎么制止？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "交换日记", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPSrXFJnvqaNyia7IcDhibiadW70YWlEAu48cccPzX3zxF6jOsLqjIyBfpg"}
{"text": "请将与考试无关的东西放在桌面上，老师一会儿来收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMz6kvDGCIJmtoP6SRG96BFWxKCE79Cl7SVygDOPI8ibianzEibzHa9IuUg"}
{"text": "消防车开来的时候朋友说你家着火了啊，哈哈，但是真的着火了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4577682"}
{"text": "三年没有联系过，qq 微信都删了，以为这辈子不会再说一句话。 结果？？？？她加回我发了一段我看不懂的文字  【一起蓋の樓，瓜分 20 亿红 I 包】https://m.tb.cn/h.eHZG 嚸↑↓擊鏈バ接，再选择瀏覽→噐咑№亓；或復 zんíゞ这句话￥p6C1Yuay￥后咑閞 淘宀┡ē马云你赢了", "question": "前任都会因为什么原因联系你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学的时候养过两只兔子，一公一母，特别可爱，贼喜欢，成天去拔草喂他们后来有一天不知道为什么突然少了一只，具体少的公的母的我就不记得了 反正就是莫名其妙少了一只然后我好难过啊，我的兔兔少了一只嘤嘤嘤然后我就觉得另一只兔子也很难过，它的好朋友没了不见了，它一定难过得要死特别想它鬼知道我突然玛丽苏上身，看留下来那只兔子怎么看都觉得它贼伤感然后有一天不知道什么我突发奇想，觉得我如果把它放出去，我跟着它就能找到另一只兔兔了把我开心的呀，觉得自己简直就是太聪明了啊然后我打开了笼子后来我一只兔子都没有了呢！", "question": "小时候你做过什么「憨憨」行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前我带我家哈士奇骑车，为了防止他乱跑，我把他拴自行车上，幻想着我骑车他跑步，在落日的余晖中我们一人一狗渐行渐远的背影，引得路人一阵回头目送的美好场景。然而事实就是，那死狗把我的自行车拉到了路边的臭水沟里。最后的场景是我踏马一个少女浑身臭水泥巴在大街上追一只满脸嘲讽的哈士奇。所以，骑车带狗可以，得看你带啥狗，狗带不对你就会真的狗带。", "question": "骑行带条狗可以吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对陌生人毕恭毕敬对亲近的人随意发怒……", "question": "情商不高的例子有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无人岛", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3774974"}
{"text": "接下来要介绍的是今年销量第一的抱枕。想要吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386866"}
{"text": "一姑娘吃方便面甩调料包，手滑甩到一男的脸上，那男的阴沉道：姑娘你这是想泡我啊。", "question": "你在火车上遇到过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "以前工作的时候，一个中文很好的德国人跟我说你们中国人只认为我们欧美的老外是老外。我说怎么会呢？！我们都叫 foreigner 好嘛！德国人一本正经地说，不，你们管日本人叫小日本，管韩国人叫高丽棒子，都不会叫他们老外。呃。。。", "question": "有什么事是外国人来了中国之后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "另外，还不去洗澡。", "question": "他肯定是个吸烟者。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029231"}
{"text": "我说，突然给我一张厕纸是什么意思？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3cwFEibwW1Xe2nVGjpnFbBPYdibiaK4veUbRODZsYRYQVZbjniaI9ibeLnLA"}
{"text": "「祝……祝你新婚快乐……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gys4gyu885j30ci0el410"}
{"text": "“你怎么一直在写，电脑已经四天没怎么睡觉啦”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "我只是附近漫展上的coser啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArPQqVrhJ97A5lC2P2VmE7kB3ibyQdlHjv3iaNATaWVUcWmbDUm4pB44hg"}
{"text": "爸爸的搜索历史和我是一样的系统啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6359643"}
{"text": "Carroll jumps into Dotonbori.", "question": "收集七个老虎球可以召唤出一只真正的老虎吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605111"}
{"text": "为了能制服比克大魔王，日本的电饭锅都是特制的。", "question": "为什么日本电饭煲那么传奇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯，稍微好一点不就好了嘛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7122475"}
{"text": "偷来的自行车开始跑起来。", "question": "把歌词改一个字就毁了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6763557"}
{"text": "我所给予的冲击反扑回来了。", "question": "出什么事了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6721318"}
{"text": "点了贵宾特殊服务之后，老板亲自进来开始脱衣服了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "在寝室里只剩下两个人的时候要做什么呢？对了！枕头大战！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6556540"}
{"text": "吃章鱼墨面时要小心，可能会把衣服弄脏，所以他们告诉我要用脑子吃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7270643"}
{"text": "抱歉，我的机甲只能载一人", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "多赚钱，娶个会做家务的老公就行了。", "question": "我是女孩，我妈总说我不做家务干活不做饭不洗衣服，常说你以后嫁人可怎么办，大家对这件事怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟每个人都说她爸妈今晚没在家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnROOhG7mrxgxXA0DMibNajnmyQaR6pUia2Ysfn3QdXv3wQ4MKPQwP45Qw"}
{"text": "你想让弟弟来吗？如果是的话，就去外面玩吧♥", "question": null, "star": 231, "type": "I2T", "image": "3160627"}
{"text": "好的，落语中喝酒的方法是这样的，好好看着记住了。“好的。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377103"}
{"text": "海苔、鸡蛋、海鲜过敏。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6664294"}
{"text": "人性是不可考验的。用各种猜忌和试探，来考验爱情，会有两个结果：1.考验出果然有问题2.一直考验到果然有问题", "question": "如何看待冒充男友和喜欢他的女生聊天，男生是否都很反感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「咔嘧］", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwaL4v8tf5yusPy27NrC1yyia2FibRmR3nuEam81vhdnDDsSB3sHwyyHvg"}
{"text": "我在水沟里丢的五元硬币回来了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3842353"}
{"text": "送他们一只狗！", "question": "父母不经常运动，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他对我的恶语相向。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "283419"}
{"text": "老哥你对抓拍是不是有什么误解", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibq2PJCaJ3YBylSuzKkniaxPtDQz2BLFsdLIlze3y6VTib4IUbrKzibsvVA"}
{"text": "我说乒乓球不能一个人玩的时候，门铃突然响了，吓了我一跳。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595558"}
{"text": "我长毛了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "面前的灵长类最强者在哭泣，感觉有点痒，但一笑肯定会被打骨折，所以忍住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2285652"}
{"text": "举起手来，你是个强盗！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6963872"}
{"text": "戴森吸尘器广告", "question": null, "star": 102, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "领导：明天一早把demo给我", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "在客人面前烧制彩色陶土非常有趣。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3188176"}
{"text": "吃完了请你回自己家好吗？", "question": null, "star": 257, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtypvgm6ztj61061c8thm02"}
{"text": "是的，揉眼睛。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3644401"}
{"text": "难得来报恩，居然不在家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjCrKWPRMZOPYEFqoyOItZgWULLRPIKRVNQeXZPThcKVR9uG9fRI4mY5dBt5SWnncgK3yZQk5bUlA"}
{"text": "免费提供餐具", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd36q5ag3xU5le1DR7PuVCm7eLv3MxY2d1OssiawviatXbR67VgycTiciaC3w"}
{"text": "我还没打呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6531719"}
{"text": "我有老婆和孩子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxsmjziw22j30ci0eln0r"}
{"text": "女生高中生打出全垒打。", "question": "有没有可能解雇本垒打王？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4112872"}
{"text": "别让孩子使用。", "question": "最近的流行事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7283707"}
{"text": "昔日的鬼被击败了。", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "才不是特别为了你灌篮的呢", "question": null, "star": 519, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpy4pzedlqj6116144jxs02"}
{"text": "只传授了我双手的北斗神拳。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4964880"}
{"text": "我拉完大便从厕所出来的时候，那里排了很多人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4793769"}
{"text": "带 4 岁的儿子去医院看病，在儿科候诊的走廊里等得昏昏欲睡，突然儿子拉拉我的手说：「妈妈你看那个哥哥……」我顺着他指的方向看去，一个 8、9 岁的男孩，坐在轮椅里，被护士推着往我们这边走来，男孩的头向后仰着，口角流着涎液，四肢不自然地扭曲着。我连忙做了一个噤声的动作，制止了孩子继续说下去。直到男孩经过我们身边走远，我才小声地对儿子说：「小哥哥是因为生病才变成这样的，他已经很难过了，好孩子是不应该去笑别人的！」。儿子也很小声地说：「我是想跟你说那个哥哥衣服上的跳跳虎和我衣服上的是一样的。」我顿时哑口无言。本来无一物，何处惹尘埃！", "question": "「以为会碾压，结果被秒杀」 的例子有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好大的蓝莓！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8771h5k8zj30ci0el79s"}
{"text": "谢邀。入行。然后你就再也不想看了，不然你看到的全是同行的毛病和缺点。", "question": "怎么才能从追剧追综艺停不下来到不再想看这些内容？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孙用超能力使足球漂浮，所以在被发现之前，他用超能力将其压缩并消失不见。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834087"}
{"text": "明天就退休的田中老师太嚣张了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz2uutgz5lj30ci0el77a"}
{"text": "血条就是这样浪没的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWq5P3Ep1z2zn8BsPdv2ia43XtC1NORiaoJUMvCJgOKMSwDt6BEZl6TXcQ"}
{"text": "巡视的宿管员走了没有？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "换上这身后，痴呆症爷爷再也没走丢过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv347jt5wjj60ci0el42502"}
{"text": "你有纸么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evty3pczssj20az09x0tv"}
{"text": "这群野怪有概率掉落装备", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVwZDeZxRxxlOMlDwwUbN4Tf5RSIicbRb9mn7ia2he12tGj4ialWAricwaIA"}
{"text": "我被喂了像柯南一样的幼儿药。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828843"}
{"text": "虽然可怕，但就是离不开性感场景。", "question": "恐怖电影常见的事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4809586"}
{"text": "怎么还不开始匹配？谁是队长啊", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "我飞遍了天空。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125793"}
{"text": "冬天时候，一化学年轻女老师，用一个烧杯配制了某溶液。暖手。（知乎日报注：瞎扯归瞎扯，违规操作还是请勿模仿哦）", "question": "你在老师办公室见过哪些令人窒息的操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好好想想，我家并没有儿子啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4343723"}
{"text": "Hello nerd.", "question": "如何回复程序员发来的短信：「Hello world」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脸小的口罩反而成了卖点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5161604"}
{"text": "我这么聪明，那些蠢女人根本骗不到我。", "question": "你女朋友是如何把你骗到手的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“就剩一间房了”", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "当丈母娘问起房、车、工作的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdIxevypo4fx2CwWGVEl4La3fMHG7O1TUcicmRt6ychrvQhjWp7dO7ntw"}
{"text": "每次会计后，尾数总是7分钱。", "question": "这家寿司店可能是间谍窝，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6783122"}
{"text": "为什么拿到星星了还没变无敌呀？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fum63gzd1dj20m90m9tbw"}
{"text": "嗯，一个人也可以，但如果能一起来就更有梦想感……而且会省去很多麻烦，所以请大家一起来吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371110"}
{"text": "找家属签字，在「与患者关系」那一栏填了「不错」。╭(°A°`)╮", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过的有意思的病例有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一边吵架一边互相靠近的套路……不要啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPv4B0O7gVRwhWVObka4vItFd1juq2IGuYauwElt63cQ6LHaW6bo4NibQ"}
{"text": "喂，别做啦，好吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4755906"}
{"text": "站起来，伏地魔！你刚才的气势哪去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMB4MpicgWQXExPhHzlxmeUVqROG1vRtI19CNScoa30xhb3fKgWic73T6qibic2ISGRibG9AjuPg6WgPw"}
{"text": "参见龙王✓", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "多么大的五元巧克力啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322362"}
{"text": "非诚勿扰上女嘉宾问程序猿男嘉宾，你会把你心爱的女生的照片作为电脑的桌面吗?这哥们想了一会儿，说：“不会，这样会拖慢开机速度”", "question": "你认识的最 geeky 的人做过的最 geeky 的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都散开！让化学老师来。铅铅本身分布广，易提取，易加工，所以适合大规模使用，给人和牲畜带上铅制品，恶龙在捕食人类及牲畜的过程中摄入大量的铅会导致体重增加，铅的密度高达 11.3 克 / 立方厘米，铁的密度才 7.9 克 / 立方厘米，增长的体重导致恶龙飞行难度加大，同时引起慢性中毒，导致狂躁、失明、神志模糊、昏迷等多种症状，更重要的是，铅还会损害后代的健康，造成龙蛋壳壁变薄，甚至死胎。铅的熔点低，恶龙在喷火的时候会导致铅固体变为铅水，增大了铅与消化道的接触面积，而铅主要就是通过消化道被吸收的，液态更容易被吸收，进而加深中毒。唯一要祈祷的就是龙没有在吃饭前把食物热一下的习惯……至于怎么让人民心甘情愿带着铅制品也很简单，铅可以抑制黑色素的形成，能迅速美白。后来龙和人都因为铅中毒灭绝了。———————————————这个我要考虑放教材上做为趣味化学读物，想想都带感啊。", "question": "如果巨龙真的存在，人类会怎样用冷兵器战胜它？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她不会不来了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEwFA9CCOnQz8v9deVpVc3xd42U7Q3rv7XO1k3vWbtCUdORnwVLooHBA"}
{"text": "虽然超过了赏味期限三天，但我还是吃了那个鸡蛋，没问题的。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "我大学导师，姓张，从小立志要给孩子起名叫张三，结果师母死活不同意，最后两人一合计，折中起了个英文版的张三——张思睿。", "question": "你听过最好听的名字是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新浪微博程序员面试题if(we!=we&&we==we){print(\"true\");}else{print(\"false\");}请问输出什么？标准答案既不是 true，也不是 false，而是 404", "question": "如果让你用「我们不再是我们，但我们依然是我们」为结尾写一个故事，你会怎么写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哪怕在沙滩也要戴口罩", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "KABA chan改个人资料了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6741531"}
{"text": "这个调料太棒了！", "question": "从现在开始，我想吃烤肉，请做一下。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "2568781"}
{"text": "对不起...我只是在海里放了个屁而已... (哭泣)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6054544"}
{"text": "看，不用手也能拿起桌子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4353092"}
{"text": "家长说“大过年的，算了吧他还是个孩子”时，那个熊孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYDia70QJ8WKMvWz5GbxDvkiaPYtM3fVWu9iajJ6ick1E0Q2p0JmuuPeKleg"}
{"text": "长辈开家庭会议数落染发的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnDU7jjZJM4qONcZU1rFlcpq5sdUeAFdLPicugCzYJsqpMTOmS3vg8gDw"}
{"text": "工腾薪一", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJYtaYNksm5J6WDQ6onndoOjV10T3O3GH1vVYs7sSslBlLGSibaxxMnJA"}
{"text": "答案全都写猛犸象的话应该能对几个吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tiaWDIjTDbL3XbdFEUdNcibZqUwRXfm4331zO67PToBjFu2B1VvrTmZ2w"}
{"text": "三十岁。", "question": "那个人一眼就能看出来。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6901381"}
{"text": "明明闻到了面包的气味怎么找不到呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwcl212gxwj30ci0elq6d"}
{"text": "这边还没恢复。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208953"}
{"text": "高速公路上怎么全都在逆行？而且很不友善的样子", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "我上班迟到的理由", "question": null, "star": 219, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he7f34sy9kj61401o0tia02"}
{"text": "小气怎么了？不要歧视小气！", "question": "不想给室友开 Wi-Fi 热点，又怕被嫌小气该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小伙子，扳手递一递", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "新的面孔啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661460"}
{"text": "Q:how are you?A:not bad拉出去毙了。", "question": "一个汉语十级从境外潜入的华裔间谍在中国各地会如何被识破身份？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别伤心，好消息是可以用你的名字来命名这种病", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VE8y7WtaaFGVI3msHpF7xyTzeDHkScVXluNZgrZzibiasEuKgfQrVv9tA"}
{"text": "第236次驾照考试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkfz2j6j209z089gm6"}
{"text": "那么桃白白先生您的看法是？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfHIsguRIicgsqeW3T5elfglB31n0WtV6GZ2aNx78wrlLkibApt2S8vYLWA"}
{"text": "我最初也像你一样哭着寻求帮助，但现在我已经习惯了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6320051"}
{"text": "以為是兿術，横著看才看懂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTIZtkL3TaFju9QtWcyeRHiar7TN36ku4s5jVDnFjUtQwSF5PSbxkOXRQ"}
{"text": "你说养我我才跟你回家的呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecp3uivd14j20bm07saaj"}
{"text": "别。", "question": "如何和哥们的女友保持正常且良好的关系、避免因木讷而冷场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "变成美少女战士（已黑化）了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "察觉到异样的胖虎拔腿就跑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1TnJEbGnkrWnOiaaAA0GbiaFhoewMPgBiauHuMgZ9KAlvkI8A9AYcKEYlQ"}
{"text": "左手俱乐部", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "麻烦您煮味增汤，还有牛肉饭。", "question": "嗯？那不是正好相反吗！", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4358113"}
{"text": "高中拔河。我们班敲定了队员之后，同学们一起列了半天方程，又找了一位计算机大佬，在 MMA 上跑了一个小时，终于算出来一个「黄金阵型」。我至今还记着定性的结论——大致是体重从前到后依次增大，身高从前到后依次减小（接近中央红线的，定义为「前」）。人与人之间的间距要看具体情况，比较复杂。然后一抽签——第一轮，对手，体育班。╮（╯＿╰）╭", "question": "你在生活中用过最高端的物理知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高二那时候是两周一休的。中间的周末用来上自习。某个自习的周末按捺不住，想去看女朋友（她在另一个学校）。结果，刚溜出教学楼就跟在门口抽烟的班主任撞上了。于是又灰溜溜地回到教室……在教室，越想越憋屈，越想越难受，觉得自己应该再试一次……推着自行车冲出校门，还没上车呢，又跟买菜回来的班主任撞上了……那感觉，我真想死……好吧……眼睁睁的看着班主任骑着车子回家了，心想这下总没问题了吧？！然后真就去了女朋友的学校。说了一会儿话，她非要去逛商场，看围巾。禁不住，就陪她去了……然后……电梯上，班主任脸色铁青地看着我，问我是不是一直在跟踪他……", "question": "你遇过哪些概率极小的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不安全。火车卧铺。晚上 8 点多。我在下铺吃泡面。中铺的大叔 20000 毫安的充电宝掉我面里了。溅出来的康师傅红烧牛肉面的汤。差点没让我瞎了。", "question": "在卧铺火车上过夜安全吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看见我的假睫毛了嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib5tGvcsn9R2Lz5BCyRX1t9JNfLQW4PXLGBcyN5mqb9G1R3uEXT4OfFQ"}
{"text": "实在憋不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1YnyJ60qRkRyARMnmEu6qMy9Qic3vjuBaDckGyQUx5d8QFIPPtNm6rMFcHg"}
{"text": "现场有没有愿意和我哥哥交往的人在呀一！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GM7kWMzEt3PSXD0FPCNiaXXRUxlUzFkRiaoxnWezhGibqSicicS3rH4YvdHA"}
{"text": "该吃饭了，我得走了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6344115"}
{"text": "请握住我的手哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd5xut92o5j30ci0eljs0"}
{"text": "Jiyuda sao...and it was written clearly.", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "我给儿子买的玩具其实都是我自己想玩的", "question": "男生偷偷有过哪些很渣的想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有狗了，先用这个将就一下把", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "赛跑", "question": "在全是女性的运动会上，最能引起高潮的比赛是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7326150"}
{"text": "您订购的寿木我们再赠送一份礼品❤。", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 39, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "哎呀，那个选手把我绊倒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5617057"}
{"text": "喷嚏打不出来", "question": null, "star": 305, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gp91mgrrqpj610t153dmo02"}
{"text": "多么瘦弱的身体啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6456636"}
{"text": "我最近三天一次的频率在梦中出现。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "7016129"}
{"text": "建议立即研发「爽汉互译」语言翻译系统。", "question": "郑爽再次回应弃养事件，称「他出轨了，我就是传说中的大傻丫头，垫付的房租都没有能力要回来」，你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "低头看看自己的裤子拉链是不是开了，说不定这是面试官在提醒你。", "question": "女面试官问：我背后拉链开了怎么提醒？如果你是男生该怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "左：布丁被偷吃的人右：声称自己没偷吃的人中：偷吃布丁后跑来劝架的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he3ltsdv43j30ci0el79d"}
{"text": "坐朋友新车扣了鼻屎想弹但发现不会这车的开窗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TETlBnl34ydbnT8qGdHxzLnDibnmPdz52XOQjH8ENiaEqoEXibFYT7z3Tg"}
{"text": "想要不一样的东西的孩子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2066140"}
{"text": "杨振宁讲过他自学高中物理时，被一个离心力的方向问题困惑了很久，是多久呢，他说他想了两三天，终于想通了，你看大佬，两三天困惑觉得很久了，不过他也没说错，他自学高中物理学了足足一个月时间，去参加高考并考入了西南联大，两三天相对一个月来说确实挺久的。", "question": "杨振宁自称是差生的故事，是不是真的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "农民都知道再饿也不能吃种子", "question": "如何看待「登月无用，不如拿来改善民生」的说法，有道理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给松村雄基设定目标。", "question": "糟糕的程度", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "2597785"}
{"text": "奶奶们的修图能力太强大了", "question": null, "star": 503, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggythze29vj20zh10a448"}
{"text": "螃蟹自助跟想象的有点不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4bc5tbvcaj30ci0elwin"}
{"text": "爷爷，我们来挖挖看吧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7024598"}
{"text": "好像缺少了什么...", "question": "把酱油拿远一点再还给我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7051678"}
{"text": "这个理财产品设计得好：1 通货膨胀 + 有可能跳槽 + 个人自然水平成长 + 工龄工资 + 自然调薪，都能让工资 3 年期望增长 20~30%。2 把课程款存入某信托计划，以她的资金体量年化 8%没问题，三年之后退款又白赚了 20%+。3 初期成本几乎没有，毕竟用的实习生，不用真的去卖药。应该更狠一点，如果加薪翻倍，给咪蒙老师友情抽成 8% 更好。比起「包生男孩，不灵退款」这种简单混合期权和期货概念的骗术，现代金融工具对收益曲线的切割和迷惑力就是好，非常优秀。", "question": "如何评价咪蒙推出《咪蒙教你月薪 5 万》线上课程，表示听课三年后加薪不超 50% 可申请退款？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有什么特别需要注意的。", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "这牛奶粉真难喝，能喝下去吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5920896"}
{"text": "船借箭写不下了，淦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UW9WQlicLm0aBqPHicTXSK6O9czGG9Tlu23FHQCHuo2tKsj1tia7uicRv2hg"}
{"text": "呼叫总部，被汽车人跟踪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPBMVeb48IbobNojar0iaZ98htZafaKAicfRFicib0JceDoEaXQC4LmKWRNA"}
{"text": "遗书", "question": "握手言欢", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7156387"}
{"text": "不知道操作方法。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353339"}
{"text": "避开红外线传感器的天才。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "173284"}
{"text": "拉屎没带手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEKjVjWzic1bptfANu6vH9aDYicDc4mnTtiaRiacB6XF3VjkTlXK4pG1sYxg"}
{"text": "大概鲣鱼要回来了呢，而且肥肥的，好可爱啊~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1680548"}
{"text": "一车面包人", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "大约见三次村民就会告诉你好的情报。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7063586"}
{"text": "把中间的 0 去掉", "question": "如何用几句话评价一下你的 2013 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "试着朝湖中丢了把斧头后出现的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylTmxReDkH4k0ia9825jdu7ib5BWJficG48Wmft8zZricbGkvlGWSYO6dd6w"}
{"text": "摸鱼很多公司把主动加班当成升职加薪的必要你条件，然后反过来说年轻人不上进。不听话​你这么努力，马上就能让老板过上他想要的生活​你不努力，老板小三的法拉利没钱加油啦​上班的工资那是我应得的，只有摸鱼才是在赚公司的钱！​做人呐，还是要多算算自己的账本，少算算别人的账本​《佃农每天做这些事，五年后变成大地主》《搬石块的奴工这么做，早晚会有自己的金字塔》《你只抱怨自己只能吃树皮，却不考虑自己的随遇而安》《他化为小屯村的白骨，是因为他放弃了奋斗》《黥髡刖宫，这四刑是为了让你不犯错不堕落》《不散播负能量，是好奴婢的共同品质》《国君死后让这些奴隶陪葬，只因目睹他们不努力》《贱籍翻身变成大掌柜，这些技能你要会》《每天做这些投资，农奴也能成贵族》《你每天吃观音土，是因为你没有补齐这些短板》《让你成为鼎中煮熟的祭品，是上天对你的恩赐》《雇农们看到周扒皮每天做的努力后，哭了》《首陀罗别叹气，因为达利特比你们还惨》《不抱怨，让这些奴隶逃脱了人牲命运》《几十万顷大地主从来不告诉你的事》《只要够出色，你在主人皮鞭下也能拥有自己的一片天》《每天这么提升自己，奴隶的你早晚能进元老院》《奴婢们，主人这么要求你是想让你变得更好》《农奴不要羡慕主人的庄园，因为你没有看到他的汗水》《经历过这些风风雨雨，巴依老爷变得更坚强》《杨白劳学会了管理自己，十年后黄世仁也自叹不如》《后母戊鼎制作团队奴隶成员:要感谢监工们的皮鞭》《你只看到王爷们花天酒地，没看到背后的不易》", "question": "报告称每周工作超 55 小时或心脏病致死，疫情或导致工作时间进一步延长，职场人该如何应对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "迪士尼法务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5eAeJpTHRT2P05PNveNnDhDCkgIicEzvaenTSp76ykzU80bklnHp8nnw"}
{"text": "酒精灯实验成功了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6636872"}
{"text": "血腥的味道。", "question": null, "star": 620, "type": "I2T", "image": "1485328"}
{"text": "吃了就睡会变成牛的哦。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3073799"}
{"text": "烫个就是躺着躺着走", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "一个很简单的逻辑是：既然一等座空着，为什么你不买一等座的票？", "question": "怎样看待高铁上无座者不能坐一等座的无人空座位（乘务员说即使卖不出去也不能给我们坐）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子说这是世界上最大的养老院", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIpKh1fmF7wH0dfQaMYD2z0ZSpAWAznQZUFqM93CRD0Euia4Cia3czXvGOQ"}
{"text": "「你脸上好多墨汁哦」『把墨镜给我摘了』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdokayusj9j30ci0el79u"}
{"text": "打电话一激动，不小心溅到鞋子上", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "我们给你买了狗粮、饼干、鸡腿、磨牙棒.“对了！还买了一只金毛！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRU41HZ1ppyQTjgBBCRJQ60cjeFvuKBGmeaREvKHSUuenLvVdTXgPfJA"}
{"text": "这个人真讨厌，走开！看着这边！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6773880"}
{"text": "有一个笑话说＂照这样下去，下一届「美国达人」要在绝症病房举行了＂。", "question": "选秀节目选手的背景都那么凄惨，事实上真的是这样吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "保洁因为感冒休息了一周就这么荒废了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3ksSdXlEt5jwVJETUxcjYeo6j8GG5GAbricicg2o83FXuZrPgRrBHqKw0w"}
{"text": "- 妖怪，快把金箍棒还给俺老孙，饶你不死！\n- 什么金箍棒，没见过！\n - 大！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVa7boMHT7v97aMrvFZEiak1cRJqar2zhpSPNvoP8Iz3CpfYoibklnQzbA"}
{"text": "彩礼", "question": "陈奕迅的《十年》中“如果那两个字没有颤抖”是指哪两个字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不行，现在买卖黑奴是犯法的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TAqKZoA8lXxWrwFQtV1v9FJZhazWwJMShZk7mKocfibYdM7bLD3uNLXd1vWPVpoHr6qMGrIDQujXA"}
{"text": "炮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtC024Zao5b1W8eQpic1iaI0eIiaQS97Wu0MjgdOpxdGz9XNK6LMlZFoNbA"}
{"text": "张恒女友，胡彦斌女友，张瀚女友。", "question": "你觉得郑爽演过的角色中最让你印象深刻的是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白粉走私的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4835312"}
{"text": "创建多个账号。", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "每次这对情侣客人上车都会问“今晚是全垒打吗？”", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "不小心滑倒了，每天偷走所有球的秘密随即公之于众", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyUPubUT3Ve0tzYWWPHF62HlvxiaAWibG6dKzjOQ7b2eibVKnbvQ5xfHeMw"}
{"text": "我在喜欢家的一人店深夜工作，奇迹般地似乎能看到第一天的日出。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6758856"}
{"text": "冷……冷静点……先理下思绪……我……正以……60km/h……行驶）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtf0n4txzwj30ci0el78a"}
{"text": "我上一份工作是负责给莲藕打眼的……", "question": "瓜子酥的瓜子是人用手一粒粒剥开的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候的愿望是能天天吃方便面现在愿望实现咯，淦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3RgKLtVcPepsZRFTAd2ReXGSn1yib6Ee1rFicUTTe572c8Xcz5PAYYWDg"}
{"text": "逃跑的猎人是谁已经暴露出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3831412"}
{"text": "防成龙下水道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHkWOic3jFxmPNlMic6rcQ3OxDl4Ava6TYeTANH2QTMsP8pgLHco7JDEsA"}
{"text": "男厕/女厕", "question": null, "star": 552, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu72vk3ke7j60t317nqba02"}
{"text": "令和时期的《糖果屋》（或《汉塞尔与格莱特》）。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6472172"}
{"text": "星期四黄昏心神不宁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4590356"}
{"text": "我...今天...我真的不想啊啊啊啊啊啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284222"}
{"text": "这人是条汉子，没错肯定是放屁，快点放出来！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6475103"}
{"text": "我始终相信一点，在爱情当中，有很多重要的因素，这些重要的因素足以让世人用尽他们所有的才华和勤奋去证明这些因素有多么重要。但是最重要的，还是脸蛋。", "question": "我网恋，之前没看过他照片，一个月后给我看照片发现略丑，想分了...怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本想写完谢罪书就放了小偷果然还是报警算了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd9vz2tg5oj30ci0eldk7"}
{"text": "一个人的派对准备。", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "棒棒糖的安", "question": "用芝麻代替。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3531395"}
{"text": "我觉得好像有什么可行的点子。", "question": "粉色的展开就是普通的展开吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777066"}
{"text": "快把田螺从劳资右眼上拿开！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VgHJL77pcke1OHOHRibRTBPCB6MibUicmMXv4zI6mw9h8Nm01oicMPNmGHQ"}
{"text": "皮肤过期了", "question": null, "star": 177, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz6b61fwthj61041384af02"}
{"text": "按下按钮，调皮的学生就会被弹射出教室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVZ6DcwrtRIt4jVJHOTTvmDz9wXoleDEyUoYAVuNo83diaWhcjmWTD1hQ"}
{"text": "我试图拿起桌子上的打火机，孙子说：“我还不能算是完全认可你为爷爷！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1421757"}
{"text": "在偶尔有一个能够凭借着加分考上清北的学生就够全县人民茶余饭后谈论几年的山区小县城，唯一认识的考上清北的只有我们高中学校的门卫。高中门卫，九十年代清华毕业生，我们都叫他「叔」，据说当年他凭借着全市状元的身份考上清华轰动一时。最开始接触叔，是在操场上体育课的时候，经常可以看到叔翘着二郎腿、点着根烟坐在门卫室里，拿着一堆资料对着一些西装革履的年轻人指指点点。开始还以为门卫工资太低了，所以在兼职做做传销……后面和叔慢慢熟起来了，才知道那些都是来找他写稿子的，而叔也说自己是老师当腻了，才来做门卫的。 当时一群中二少年一脸敬仰的听着叔从费尔巴哈的唯物主义讲到泰罗的科学管理……再后来知道了关于叔的一些传奇。叔，早年毕业于清华大学，在北京混了几年，据说曾显赫一时。后回县城高中当老师，但是叔到底是见过大世面的人，在上课的时候以批评学校、吐槽各级领导为己任。某次考试，叔负责监考，在开考的前二十分钟叔就翘着二郎腿坐在讲台上把试卷写完了，然后就刷刷刷把答案全写在了黑板上，还不忘说一句「这出题水平不行啊！」留下一脸错愕的同学……而后，校领导经过一番深思熟虑终于决定把学校有史以来唯一的清华毕业生调去看校门……", "question": "你身边考上北大、清华的人有哪些特质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是磁铁！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJOFQvSyUOqKXMtIDBZhLnZRkb4fRx3R6NOeSh6ZtwCvtk8WjypZFWsQ"}
{"text": "她向我搭话的美女。", "question": "哎？这个人好像有点宗教信仰啊？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1910110"}
{"text": "因为被没收了，所以在办公室里。", "question": "如果有干劲开关，就不用去讨厌的地方了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386785"}
{"text": "待会警察我们来对付警犬就交给你了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bGXU1jrr4aH2akNnOeccjjGBwxQhbDNZxH0tOJSFq3K3sdTHPaSqHhA"}
{"text": "忘带钱包了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1guqs5j1bf0j60ci0eln0b02"}
{"text": "是的，马桶确实裂了，但我可以擦干净。好的，下一个问题...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3102454"}
{"text": "原来老鼠也有一只耳的", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "小夫家个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hckeghmz71j30ci0elabg"}
{"text": "这应该是一道送命题……", "question": "吃瑞典的鲱鱼罐头配崂山白花蛇草水是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，过了今天我就不再是公猫了", "question": null, "star": 569, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6ngz0vxigj61401hcdgw02"}
{"text": "我是犯人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070072"}
{"text": "铅笔橡皮。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352391"}
{"text": "总感觉尾巴有点热", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxvt18a5ljj30ci0elwfi"}
{"text": "舌头的影子从嘴里出来了", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "这一巴掌替克林打的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7glupqjk3j30ci0elgqu"}
{"text": "总感觉忘了点啥旦就是想不起来", "question": null, "star": 754, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnspafo8roj61011c2ahq02"}
{"text": "＜金刚经＞“一切有为法，如梦幻泡影，如露亦如电，应作如是观。”全文5176字，我才读了20个字已觉信息量过大", "question": "你认真读过的一本信息量最大的书是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "书，美国这边书贵太正常了，一本化学物理生物之类的书随便 2、300 刀！就没了。每次开学就有一个趣事就是在学校书店里面排队处看。「嘿，这哥们一个 Xbox 没了。」「啧啧，那个女生一台 iPhone7 没了。」「噫（倒吸一口冷死），这个吊，这他妈一台 Macbook 都没了。」除了实体书，一般还有网上练习和电子书，这是刚需，没得跑。「老子写你这个傻作业老子一个学期还要交你 100 刀老子疯了吧！」第一次知道写作业要交钱的我。「这课不用买实体书，教授真是活菩萨。」", "question": "有哪些留学的成本是你没预料到的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "珠穆朗玛峰峰顶的最低气温常年在零下 34℃。", "question": "你知道的一条最高冷的知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我激怒过一位我们博物馆的教授，非常有名的古生物学家，具体名字还是匿了，圈内应该都认识。两年以前，博物馆开了一门课，脊椎动物演化历史。因为博物馆里有很多很不错的化石和现生动物的展览，所以很多课就直接在展厅里面上，这是故事背景。那天上课的时候，这教授问我：「你能不能区分亚洲象和非洲象？」我说：「我能。」然后我们在偌大的博物馆里穿行了一会儿。教授又问我：「我们面前这个是哪种大象？」我答：「亚洲象。」「为什么？」「这里是亚洲哺乳动物展厅。」想想过几周有个答辩他要来听，瑟瑟发抖。", "question": "如何激怒一位古生物学爱好者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来地球君穿的是25号球衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5LtNbHaxvibiauBrGx1RQxOYicvBvtvAPIBOn6GnstCuSfnicN1Eq8aGImg"}
{"text": "电台老是没声音，真讨厌！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5843425"}
{"text": "喵...给我吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6541282"}
{"text": "狗子抬起了一条腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9ofzx2kv1j30ci0elwft"}
{"text": "现代版的“猫金币”。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2183856"}
{"text": "切洋葱大赛淘汰者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5Lu0LbvD4YXFopat1sWWa9JMZ2zCiaRorDMdvslibLSW5TgNTE3f9zYgRA"}
{"text": "限定年龄为儿童和20岁以下女性！", "question": "能抱我一下吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245198"}
{"text": "当我睡醒后发现聊天群组里有人大吵了一架时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20rWJWtDqmeP8LUKgMa3yMiaQ9xDAiccNyWAMBDK7fDmzDyvDS8kmwzcJw"}
{"text": "是指“一旦发怒就会很危的意思。！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvuovplscdj20yi19z4qp"}
{"text": "我不自己开车。", "question": "真正的有钱人常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895078"}
{"text": "回式神吐槽实习护士发现针头扎不进血管之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqum54bkFQCXZpwbtQcZQkOpibGibQc8ADr6XqpZ4DlQ0oib2dwwwzGN2QQ"}
{"text": "这位太太脸上会掉金子呢哎哟哟，接住揣起来别浪费了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUyz795B46prC40FrPesrRhbiacry1lOEN81FcKewIQUtpeKMJYeicGjZGw"}
{"text": "教练：把对手想象成你的理发师，这局赢定了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B86d8fWvPMfsu1UVcFqo3EN97pHXx9YWYyzQa2ScZNZRNAHR6NdCQ4GQ"}
{"text": "跟朋友扔球玩时黄衣服一直想杀我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1vg7vkelbj30ci0el0v2"}
{"text": "这把戏，北京奥运那年老夫就玩儿过了。那天晚上我妈回来，我说：「我想跟你聊聊。」我妈正换鞋呢，头都没抬：「啥事儿啊？」我：「内个，我觉得我可能喜欢男的……」我妈抬头一脸不屑：「可拉倒吧你，初中开始你老舅就没少给你电脑杀毒，都是你下黄片儿闹的………」我没那么轻易放弃：「我下的那些都是俩男的……」我妈：「瞎掰，你老舅都看了………再胡说八道我揍你啊？！」", "question": "如何评价「假装同性恋向父母出柜」的实验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄：0是神秘的数字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaicTEw59rOj8nzc4BQhQq1xiawsfxr0iaqM3aPAOY7GQF57kP9kppC7mK9Q"}
{"text": "我只觉得，题主，你工作了三年，还是产品经理，连这样一个简单的申请学校的问题还需要到知乎上来问。我觉得你去不了斯坦福，别做梦了。", "question": "三年产品经理工作经验，感觉工作疲惫，想到斯坦福大学读研应该如何做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "首先称赞我。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": "为了下次的长期国外停留做准备。", "question": "你去国会干什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158897"}
{"text": "我提出了调休", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "听到交卷铃声等待成绩59分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6SWu311j0Kckk17hXGINROg8kL5d0Pr12rpuOiaJHjRPUYLcB9iaeAsRA"}
{"text": "出门前把东西收拾好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1249184"}
{"text": "手机掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxlkchYgkTVeiayGxnBSFDpWJic75Nnc4SM2y33bcok8UPZEDgjcibMFg3wg"}
{"text": "曾有个大胖子被毒蛇咬了小腿上，送来医院，我爸接诊，送来时，那大胖子还抱着肯德基全家桶，一边吃一边哭还说着要死了要死了……一番检查后发现，蛇的毒液全都堆积在小腿伤口里……因为脂肪厚实=.=毒液根本无法扩散……挤掉毒液，消消毒，然后走了。", "question": "长期健身的人跟不健身的人，在开刀手术中哪个给医生带来的麻烦更大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看！我没有指纹，我是无罪的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1hUcdHJTHkgOG3kFhrkPZzjneicucYA1QfCMibWlibZEqeJz4wz7yUmuTA"}
{"text": "消灭它！啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5589368"}
{"text": "全国 I 卷这个作文吧，一旦你走上社会工作几年，想法就变了味。我真实遇到过这样一个鲍叔牙，给自己的 boss，也就小白，推荐了一个自己前同事管仲。事情的结果是后来工作室需要优化人员节省成本的时候，觉得鲍叔牙和管仲的岗位只需要留一个就好了，就把鲍叔牙给 n 掉了…从此以后那家公司就没人敢内推同岗位的人了，万一内推来的人把你给顶了呢，遇到同岗位新员工入职大家都会冒起冷汗更新一下简历。所以我觉得，鲍叔牙固然好写，管仲也有话可谈，但是对于大部分工作党来说，公子小白才是这个事情的关键所在。我想了想，这一点我上学的时候是绝对想不到的，工作几年之后，对于这个故事有了新的看法，我还是挺欣慰的。", "question": "2020 年各地的高考语文作文题有哪些亮点与信息量？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "佐佐木希说：“我要买！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6528264"}
{"text": "二手交易：低价转手一套日本原产地家具，想学日语的童鞋看过来了✔本人写小说需要晚清民国期间中上阶级小姐闺房用品一套作素材采集，见面试听议价大量低价批发天津小剧场内洗脸盆，毛巾等生活用品，可当面试听相声！非诚勿扰 时事新闻:男子和煤气罐斗嘴吵架  怒火中烧致爆炸重伤  专家呼吁：应谨慎签发危险厨具修养合格证联合国发布调查显示 : 全球超过四成儿童成长环境充斥低素质家具副市长烟灰缸离奇失踪  拾荒者再演「除贪记」( •̀∀•́ )", "question": "假如身边的东西会说话，会是一种怎样的场景？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咱们报错项目啦！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "快看网上说这里会出现蓝色连衣裙的幽灵！", "question": null, "star": 268, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtfbdjgfb7j611k11gajs02"}
{"text": "与看不见的敌人继续战斗的两人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCIB13XrBAqyAbZiayUxyWUyXxwzDTyr2wSiawib4MGibTga8clkEXI3dC7690zYu78jJCjNeYqcPxVrQ"}
{"text": "那饭真的发青了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu2jtz4mghj30ci0el0wr"}
{"text": "坚持住！马上就到加油站了！", "question": null, "star": 186, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzhlgzsznkj60yy0yy0xl02"}
{"text": "反过来，你要打中对我单相思的那个男人的心。你倒好，先告诉我再动手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3380263"}
{"text": "次世代游戏", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3604293"}
{"text": "老哥你对抓拍是不是有什么误解", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxqBdiciaE7m1M1WiaFaicIVOaKgMoRfgbNia0W0b5Zm3556j01bOvtNrLVfw"}
{"text": "旺卡卡片上的狗叫声太吵了。", "question": "异声大楼里常有的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7035135"}
{"text": "小心，我在你附近。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5907322"}
{"text": "一才才八由于每天都来理发没地方可剪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3iiuikhz8j30ci0eln0k"}
{"text": "-凉席感觉怎么样-挺好吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5H43ueVOjJEylNibK4RVDiahwYTKbTIGOjFJibYGnMkVaPJGcoRAaC1az7Q"}
{"text": "你好小鸟，你好小鸟", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6896045"}
{"text": "昨天说要在年会上变鸽子」的由中小姐当天什么话也不说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gusrurqvg0j60ci0el0vd02"}
{"text": "鼻涕泡吹很大的小叔叔", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "这名涉嫌仅凭指定手势进行欺骗性口译的嫌疑人特征是：短发并留胡子，黑头发，较胖，穿着格子图案的衣服。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1293883"}
{"text": "如果是烧焦的可可烟草，那就糟了。", "question": "他肯定是个吸烟者。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029231"}
{"text": "你的妈妈", "question": null, "star": 64, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "快停下！足球们！你们要把我滚到哪儿去呀？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecy6mprzqcj20ak090gmn"}
{"text": "足疗一位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcNFT6ZGZFT3C8WCPaTKwvbBPSdDEW51t92lxviaibLKNjaVMF2W5bFzhA"}
{"text": "昨天的第三次聚会，你的失态！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5590457"}
{"text": "地面非常热。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3824651"}
{"text": "我妈回来了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "颈椎病治疗候诊区", "question": null, "star": 290, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "足球宝贝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotXQicjF6rgWyRWQr2cRVtIhnwqKV1EMiawiaqMJYwAO5ygnms1tibjRnExQ"}
{"text": "这个裁判，对投手偏心。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6312157"}
{"text": "诸葛连弩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhwBnIrSc7P3B9QXbCTvRpOMJzowcicnR5J6pYic9EahfL9qrWdKSrUYRNA"}
{"text": "连来招呼的店员都没有", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3udff80j20fq0dz40j"}
{"text": "对不起...我是小Ham。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5454108"}
{"text": "发电厂下班了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QqmEVLSwb2O2OmsonpJawwOSeJjkjbt2wkO7gxdUOUnENVnchQCTZHqaEr7ia9z88M7BIY3gGU7Xw"}
{"text": "我想让哆啦A梦用Wi-Fi飞翔。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093539"}
{"text": "都已经这么使劲招呼了服务员还是没过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gnxr8ev73ej30ci0el444"}
{"text": "唉，没想到消除USJ这么麻烦……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7128519"}
{"text": "这个是鸳鸯锅，你俩出来一个换我进去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sicv1D2CTnhiaBDTIbWu5ibxkPTa2P1ewia7GFBicOLd4ZpLUWfYIkxLsQicJmeXK7IeKCsQLnUyJvx2wQ"}
{"text": "1.互相看手机。看看美团地址，看看酒店预订，看看支付宝微信转账收款记录…这个游戏可以活跃思维，培养侦查能力和反侦查能力，包你乐在其中。2.翻开微信好友，给每一个异性做个介绍。这个游戏十分能锻炼应变能力和讲故事能力，有趣的很哦。", "question": "情侣间能玩的最好的情人节游戏是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超级认真地往自动贩卖机里塞一千元纸币的人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448639"}
{"text": "咦？这不就承认老师负能量了嘛！", "question": "如何看待教育局承认学校与钟美美接触：希望从正面引导孩子，去拍正能量作品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鱼 鱼 鱼～ 鱼～吃了就～♪", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6379580"}
{"text": "我来看奥特曼英雄秀的野外直播。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7042967"}
{"text": "我讨厌这个...好可怕...就在那个瞬间背后突然射来一颗能量弹...", "question": "偏向恐怖的龙珠", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1865593"}
{"text": "虽然我自称是神，但连石化都防不住的水平，那就没什么好说的了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3502286"}
{"text": "喵呜喵呜喵喵喵！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5709460"}
{"text": "薯条呢", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "张明明 擅长话题：宅首先你得要有……哎？谁邀请我答这题的？几个意思？Robin 篮球爱走步 游泳会狗刨我和女朋友说先救她，她说就我狗刨水平滚一边去，别挡着她老公宁泽涛用蛙泳蝶泳自由泳花式泳姿救她了。王 x 统计学烟酒僧恭喜你，发生这种极端事件的概率低于 0.4%。所以不管救谁，救完之后一定记得要买彩票。匿名用户先把妈救了，然后静静地等河神到来。河神：这个胸大的是你的吗？河神：这个腿长的是你的吗？河神：这个颜美的是你的吗？……（怕女友发现，匿了。）嫌脑洞还不够大？还是买瓶阿萨姆奶茶，扫描二维码，让周星星和郭采洁的「神回复」助你分分钟脑洞大开，让你笑到失声，笑到癫狂，分分钟 get 满满好心情！点这里，听听看。", "question": "广告 · 女朋友和妈妈掉水里了，你先救谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "其实打就能赢。", "question": "请你教我一些连藤井聪太都不知道的围棋秘诀。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181840"}
{"text": "右手是我，左手是男友。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6550923"}
{"text": "真是拿你没办法啊。", "question": "你是不是说这个人错了?", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6667580"}
{"text": "直接跳过的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emymd3juxsj209f08n3ze"}
{"text": "&quot;この俺に任せとけ&quot;", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "不需要再去确认是否忘记关煤气阀门了。", "question": null, "star": 3137, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622381"}
{"text": "帅气的抬神舆。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3678363"}
{"text": "今天打疫苗的护士有点暴躁，劝你们都换成容易露出手臂的衣服。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "替去厕所的5个朋友排队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ech0m6dzz4j20ag09dq3c"}
{"text": "知道你买来会重装系统的，所以只给你安了个正版 dos。", "question": "为什么海豚一出生就会游泳，马一出生就会走路，而人类什么都不会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生命线突然消失了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evty5ipyljj209y0bhwgj"}
{"text": "吃下去不会有任何改变，但是红色那颗是草莓味的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLOOSeZ2z32uVzDKNkADSiaChpfgQ1icJ17cCSMxib5RWmQPISN50Xx9GDw"}
{"text": "离异的前妻带着孩子来了。还不能说是爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3236986"}
{"text": "这么多普通的词汇我都不能发出去吗...？", "question": "这里不对劲，出了问题。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "4068769"}
{"text": "这就是从日本临时订购的麋鹿?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL919P8KTCSkUlYTlCM2lhCk9QEcrfEUtLSLutibIWWVdKfyLxW2k4uLGw"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 81, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "你的意中人是一个山东公务员，有一天，他会在驾驶台摆着国旗和党旗，驾着黑色奥迪 A6 来娶你。 ​​​车后备箱装满单位发的米和油，还有六个核桃外加两条中华烟，几瓶茅台干红和全套渔具。", "question": "山东的你，择偶的标准是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有时候会突然进入睡眠模式。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5635109"}
{"text": "别管我！快从我背上过去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs2gu5fpsoj30ci0el7bm"}
{"text": "谁让你非得在比赛前表白的呀！", "question": null, "star": 170, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8cxitognxj614016l7d402"}
{"text": "狮子王里是两只手！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "慢着，在杯子该死的，我把里的好像茶包丢垃圾桶是……干燥里了剂?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bMhxuPQwR7aIiaFJDCxNdL8ibvea4lrCE9Dv6eDiand4wo6CdqE0PsJZJQ"}
{"text": "我的名字其实一直挺正常的....直到我出国，用名字的首字母缩写做邮箱给大学发申请之后.....", "question": "给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂！不是让你走那条路吗？", "question": "糟糕的程度", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2597785"}
{"text": "玩具公司的销售技巧不如他的口才好。", "question": "一个成年人男性在看少女动漫时经常会做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6566610"}
{"text": "在老师身后给我提示答案的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HJC1j2b6mCnicp0CZ1IB0mkM7PpmsPD8AcuMV7OYECEhC44OVCg8onLBsm0TxvJicUQyHM3FicM8UJg"}
{"text": "真是烦人啊！", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "坐完过山车有一个人已经不成样子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKSgvBc7kLat4DOZBXR61CUatBpqsnx9EoRnlUvP9QCOWlwCWB8TLWNQ"}
{"text": "面向那边，努力提高艺术水准并赚取分数。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5363718"}
{"text": "发现忘带降落伞后回来取", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn9h94bxi3j30ci0elgte"}
{"text": "去哪儿呢？大头儿子。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7325726"}
{"text": "把小偷赶走后一直是这种态度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDySJlUEiaia9hVTCRk3tq6kptg1iaDdkwjoTRCR4PzEYN3cZyOKEY3DnIw"}
{"text": "因为他知道他是个好男孩儿╮(￣⊿￣\")╭", "question": "为什么张学良抽大烟酗酒杀人玩女人却如此长寿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "歪个楼，作为一个姑娘和喜欢的男生约会的时候，就算很细致的化妆也不涂唇膏口红的，然后男生一看就懂了，这才是正确的约会方式好么？", "question": "男生亲吻女生时真的不介意把女生的唇膏吃掉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说正事呢，你能不能别做侧空翻了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R9GWs8bbrQaUhNWDACcAq7tx0S1CT9F3u3QXCMQ2tqQkf0uuX7fNZvbv4wtXaF6QBPwibN4NU8KfQ"}
{"text": "《魔女宅急便》20年后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb0m8sdroaj30ci0elaeg"}
{"text": "小时候写拼音，每天一页，前一天学的 u，写了一页，第二天学了ü，懒得写了，就把前一页的 u 戳了两个点又交了。直到初中我都不知道老师是怎么发现的。", "question": "你小时候撒过最失败的谎言是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "G弦上的梦芝居", "question": "把曲子组合起来，弄出一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1880579"}
{"text": "玩“老师，我想打篮球”的梗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c2004ib8I6JtUZYO75F7Yib7KvUW89SOCwUHl9r7fp8Eu43wlKD1b2jwxIg"}
{"text": "咖喱饭", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6588325"}
{"text": "非常精准，因为我国的大学入学率就是25%左右，与调查结果完全吻合。", "question": "如何评价 74% 的网友支持聘用有能力但持假文凭的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我拉肚子。", "question": "给电视动画片中加上一个字，使其感觉很奇怪。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6449276"}
{"text": "今天教大家踢足球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h84w9ukjkej30ci0eladx"}
{"text": "传令：立马发电报", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcJHeUp8A4dibgjvzOKtvbnLTqBJaVcVp6IAXAT9SibqTHXhsJyyOnXKjg"}
{"text": "求求你不要再在过场动画里穿奇怪的衣服了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "点开一个小网站卡死后老妈的脚步声越来越近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtxwbrjqbrj30ci0el780"}
{"text": "乱敲键盘，闯了大祸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861695"}
{"text": "老师！田中想在下一个服务区停一下！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0e9qiytnqj30ci0eljur"}
{"text": "昨天她拒绝了我，因为是圣诞节所以要加税。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6948699"}
{"text": "我也讨厌美女，所以我们可以意见一致，不交往吗？", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 225, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "太自恋。", "question": "我各方面条件都很不错，可是表白总是被拒，会是什么原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "裤子勾住了！", "question": null, "star": 497, "type": "I2T", "image": "3886791"}
{"text": "我马上回来，你稍等一下。", "question": "在我白天休息的时候别打电话来烦我。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406542"}
{"text": "在学习志等地方和你在商务上关系很好，但是从我的世界观来看，人死是不行的。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371710"}
{"text": "经常见到有人说：原来你的脸是这样的啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4751242"}
{"text": "嘿！世理！", "question": null, "star": 260, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064686"}
{"text": "按摩式的揉捏", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378805"}
{"text": "看到便当里只有白米饭就沮丧的时候，有人递过来一块草莓味的橡皮擦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7161184"}
{"text": "出轨男女与送子仙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WibKjyVDRVVnuPOamkzcMqkuDq1kCAZZiaDPr8lmgGqDhNlOkaHD2dPEw"}
{"text": "暂且先来一份生的。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "3849614"}
{"text": "而且还挂着close的牌子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0txhibVhnI5rx4Ujfydcdqib5EJicBInScib0vMPN93sician6sQ0uLVSibMXQ"}
{"text": "因为你没有纵观世界历史。", "question": "纵观世界历史，为何唯独中国农民喜欢闹革命？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "完成了一套超难的皮筋动作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgMh2H6j4DhpJoCzm5zg3xuXzibnAwYkQZZiaTUJ0IBeudiaLEnSJicuc9Jw"}
{"text": "刚准备吃的烧烤被飞车党一口撸走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHV9v6klv2U8oa3se7ia3ZnH9SI7vxNvcK8j33LrjiacCKH34EHQDKMlYg"}
{"text": "男人，只会影响我出剑的速度。", "question": "女生单身久了身体会发生什么变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天放学，门口等着！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWdWH3fF7NbCBZojHGLU7iaK5oelBgjOTml3cbicnpR3h8cdJiadDoQo6Pw"}
{"text": "白岩松：插播一条突发新闻，我们台着火了。", "question": "央视做过哪些有趣或者尴尬的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "塔卡希，在学校被欺负了是吗？虽然不知道原因。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4437382"}
{"text": "捉迷藏一连玩了几百次之后，众人实在想不出新的藏身地点了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaJLJTIpvNyQsQsiboAbVlyVHBrklmUBvlm4NMQrK8hardxTqOU8vib2RpzzLfFTFhb6hM1EeSV7ibg"}
{"text": "mian'sfashion", "question": null, "star": 263, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gptp6r0leaj60vb15rn2v02"}
{"text": "当你玩游戏攒了几个月的配件做出一艘最便宜的船", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7tQhlFdUlujxYsNSZafOQQ43LRwLytHLFDsUawlVMhaRMPpNicTsvGbg"}
{"text": "这就是你说的方能扳手？‘没错，拿着它我可以让别人修好任何东西。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjhhcZrB4jFAtXuYiblf15l3I4dl20t13100j1DzgeN2I4Mic1kq19bzqA"}
{"text": "枕头的弹性太强了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgqrmhgoulj30ci0el77p"}
{"text": "你们是我带过最烧脑的一届！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHrgk14M2ypWg9YY39R0Xm831Fcgs7uJu9OiaNASicsjWaBz7vficF5G5hw"}
{"text": "唱歌的时候钟响了。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "暴力 - 暴力", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "乐天麻烦事", "question": "把手机铃声和游戏名字改得很难听，然后看看有什么感觉。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7300468"}
{"text": "就这个感觉：一个人（马赛克）太多，就会失去（马赛克）的乐趣。——莎士比亚凡是决心（马赛克）的人是从来不说「不可能」的。——拿破仑人人（马赛克）我，我（马赛克）人人。——大仲马（马赛克），能给天下不幸者以欢乐！ ——高尔基（马赛克）受到的敲打越厉害，发出的（马赛克）就越灿烂。——马克思我只是站在巨人的（马赛克）上。——牛顿", "question": "英语不好是一种什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世界上最慢的三种生物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxG43Z16ROfZwWgOcCXjaVU2qBJRoxhaZp3rmG8SmJXAS2hn7S7dz4Xg"}
{"text": "当被卡车撞后马上要穿越到异世界时，你拜托朋友办的最后一件事。", "question": null, "star": 83, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "你好，这是小意思。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3449644"}
{"text": "睡着了就错过了饮料服务。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5766761"}
{"text": "不漏财的晚年生活。", "question": "你的未来没有梦想的话，就把今天的目标定下。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2501640"}
{"text": "从前日色变得慢车，马，邮件都慢一生只够送一件货", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibSkuIIHpHJhYESD3SXZtyibxb4iaIQ7fMiawtf35DAzQ8sEwqvoBNvj1AA"}
{"text": "喂，你被送进监狱了。喂。", "question": "请慢慢出来。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497827"}
{"text": "老大出狱了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs7hp0lr4mj30ci0elaii"}
{"text": "女装大佬的那根东西也实在是太大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEHsFPiakpr4M7FfqHZyeDibjkEtdjz5tjHXfgrsc2zmY36VHRJeFljUjQ"}
{"text": "王力宏还在为了 1.5 亿吵翻天的时候，薇娅已经补交了 5 亿。王力宏唱了一辈子，还不如薇娅几个月。", "question": "薇娅偷逃税被追缴并处罚款13.41亿元，会对她产生怎样的影响？对直播行业有哪些警示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么？鼓声有问题吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6207660"}
{"text": "我们也会开车，会被人捧场的，一起去吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6908179"}
{"text": "你以为我关了灯就是来看你这玩意儿的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3RzDD3FdTLrzBJFbFN0QORY7OLbw22wqheK1j0wpJv7EgNnvdyUTsTw"}
{"text": "太郎来到我们家，还没摸到我的手，就已经学会了蹑手蹑脚。他在哪里会派上用场呢？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3836946"}
{"text": "显卡是科学，声卡是玄学", "question": "为什么玩显卡的人不如玩声卡音箱耳机的人专业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来面试的人也太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkTyfPanXhBgpLSZ1hy0kpydMeZTCQskUJ2aEibUpic5jDJiazJ04SlH83w"}
{"text": "滚犊子，你这个混蛋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1873877"}
{"text": "在女仆咖啡厅看到蛋包饭被施加魔法后的大人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h39373qukhj30ci0elq6g"}
{"text": "下雨了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5528196"}
{"text": "嗯，那个人是喜欢红茶而不是咖啡。", "question": "请说一些稍微谨慎一点的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6296198"}
{"text": "忙于照顾烂醉的朋友，眼看着末班飞船起飞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtqHD90BIlcR8iagEcMe8n28gxYWMfqpSLTsBoalaZBSsAp6xNMS2GhkQ"}
{"text": "我的色情书！", "question": null, "star": 92, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284239"}
{"text": "大家加把劲！静香的毛衣就剩领子了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3n7RkFKewjFHTl6qRCt9TwH8qALIFYZ3TLE5Zp7vk7O2AgX6T5mBWBQ"}
{"text": "回头看黑板的好处。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "爆炸了！爆炸了！爆炸了！爆炸了！爆炸了！爆炸了！爆炸了！", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "5447190"}
{"text": "我五一放假所以没朋友。", "question": "嗯？那不是正好相反吗！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4358113"}
{"text": "感情世界里最没用的四种东西：分手后的悔恨，不爱后的关怀，高高在上的自尊心，低情商的善良。", "question": "为什么不能和前男友联系？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滑动多次我的页面下的“我的弱项”确认是否无法打分。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "因为长的太凶和小动物套近乎从没成功过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZIxJyTPRnALS1w3l0epSh3xOb4zkU4S7tkwJS4C5lbbnTiaic6pNyZY0Q"}
{"text": "被交警警告了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tGkiagtOyA1hQpYsUyK8yvjdyFTe61WHX3FlsXRia7wpM405vRCrvp9MA"}
{"text": "姐姐，传说中的右肩露出来了哦。哎呀，我竟然露出了传说中的右肩。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1351757"}
{"text": "「你这张脸好讨厌，罚下！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpo6dymu5jj30ci0eln5a"}
{"text": "摇签摇出了奇怪的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyc98pw9r4j30ci0eltba"}
{"text": "之前做政务网站，对方很喜欢红色，老是觉得这不够红那不够红。就是那种鲜红，不是暗红也不是浅红，调到 #FF0000 他还嫌不够红。怎么解释是他电脑显示器的问题，甚至用不同显示器去接他的主机，他都不认同，不认同也就罢了，还卡着这个问题，不让工程继续……最后还是老板有办法，就这个问题，找他上级来视察一下工作，就指着这个界面「做得还不错嘛」，然后就通过了。", "question": "做开发你遇到最无理的需求是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把浜田和大猩猩的脸做比较。", "question": "在大阪万博会中，吉本可能会做什么样的展览呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4189717"}
{"text": "我被地上的一百万日元钞票吸引，无法专心道歉。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5801713"}
{"text": "可是不点赞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hio4td01l4j30ci0eldgi"}
{"text": "往井盖里丢了个炮仗后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJ19Ft95eDaVCav4P6HUyOfgFvLheM24pUUVPu1dsUEZRGySU7lwGWxw"}
{"text": "从Comic Market回来后去参加了庙会。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2960406"}
{"text": "救命钢琴盖是透明的啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "蝌蚪说，大概也蛮爽的吧毕竟长出了腿。", "question": "变态是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被外派到亚特兰蒂斯", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "在公司的我/在家的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibgpYKAZXib5eg7vDEbIx5yoeM3u8IxEC1L90QJkGia7r2fsXqPGLmJjDw"}
{"text": "一部《甄嬛传》，算是保了优酷一世的荣华富贵", "question": "11 年过去《甄嬛传》每年还为其出品公司赚取上千万收益，爆款作品对影视公司有多重要？还有哪些类似案例？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数据只剩这么点能用的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t9phBUUL1P63O1lLzhEvLq1vh0AIuWokJBW7HicK6lCSpzUR2Repb1rQ"}
{"text": "猫干的猫干的真是猫干的", "question": null, "star": 148, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "《超体》的结局揭露了一个残酷的现实：女神，最终还是要存在硬盘里的。", "question": "超体 Lucy 最后变成了什么啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘴上这么说，一天没有它就寂寞得睡不着觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb6pcd6uc1j30ci0elwgo"}
{"text": "“他是我的菜，超喜欢的哦哦哦哦~~~~~！”", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7310864"}
{"text": "办完事后穿错对方的衣服。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "去哪儿啊？坐上来！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359826"}
{"text": "炭烤~红薯~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UWVV9KC1rY3SMgYJ5XicibJWzYP40LMajOb9vWzicUt4xbkVfpibdSOr7oMA"}
{"text": "给人指路时戳到了他的眼睛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edtkw6be0oj20az0bsq3n"}
{"text": "好友买了QQ秀", "question": null, "star": 231, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "日本环球影城", "question": "这是什么的简称吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964885"}
{"text": "对不起，我不太明白您的意思。您能否提供更多上下文或者信息？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "173284"}
{"text": "爷爷牵看绳子就走远了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicLZeYoRDaBUOOJiaTbZa8XyiaD88Ly3O7MlRiaibIBoUUmLehsFmvxttHEQ"}
{"text": "「皇后娘娘，皇上将贤王纳为妃了。」「哦？这么说来这贤王倒是与前日进宫的贤王妃位同姐妹了，可怜了这对苦命鸳鸯了。」", "question": "如何以「皇后娘娘，皇上将贤王纳为妃了」为开头，写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我留着等会儿吃的蛋糕应该就在附近吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2283636"}
{"text": "离过婚的女人真猛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "有很多我不希望你去看的作品。", "question": "我不希望它被拍成真人版。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2991476"}
{"text": "对，把刚才订的4份炸猪排盖饭改成3份", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tRNMAH5SJvn31Y4o8ZJqwfF2HBnd1x1LgWKtGrGIFj9ZIDJe7RnyQ4w"}
{"text": "男：你看起来脸色很不好，没事吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaaxAn4WWa51hgOP3LZpOUvXicA9NibicezYguljgph8bQoxsSkSuoibvos9A"}
{"text": "最坑爹的莫过于，车子被借走后，出了事故，借车人不好意思，于是瞒着不告诉车主，自己开去修理厂维修。偶然的机会，车主刚好去交警大队办事买保险交罚单之类的，等着叫号的时间闲着无聊，于是就溜达到隔壁修理厂转转，看见一辆撞的稀巴烂的同型号车，心有戚戚，心想妈的这要是我的车还不心疼死，然后一看车牌，大写懵逼。高潮是当场给借车人打电话：哥们，我车呢，用得还行吧？借车人说：车子我正开着呢，挺好的，过几天还你。放心。", "question": "自己的车被借走后遇到过哪些坑爹事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "统率力强的大球滚落。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5545658"}
{"text": "走开，你站在这里我家电风扇不会摇头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF75sNKIia7ITUic3OWJsNJFGIlj1pIYYia1REezXmVM5ayedPHn06psaiaQg"}
{"text": "对女生就硬，对男生就软", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63peHO5eo06yxZ2RPayLCd6KWzcTFMZOiaVawQPfUFYPTia5eQHQzXHbUtg"}
{"text": "每次客人来都会被敲得挺响的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4676798"}
{"text": "我上小学五年级，我爸同学儿子把我三角洲特种部队游戏拿走了。等我从爷爷家回来，发现床上铺满了游戏，因为我爸记不得是什么游戏了，只记得在家乐福买的，于是把家乐福所有游戏全买回来了，好几十盒。我就这么原谅他了，真是心软。", "question": "私自将孩子的玩具送给别人，孩子一直哭，怎么开导孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "体育课之后的数学课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g33783drqbj20o40uv76u"}
{"text": "把发蜡当成了面油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKoiayGK2DjUlBQPd8sSBbXwZ8icTvW3uc5LS3tw10HfpnTFJrIs8BvNfA"}
{"text": "我一个小学同学，给他介绍了一妹子。晚上在一起喝酒的时候大家都聊得挺开心，后来我那个同学鼓起勇气跟妹子说：“「可以加你的微信吗？」妹子羞答答的说：「好呀(✿◡‿◡)」添加了微信号之后，我朋友盯着手机看了半天，抬头认真的问妹子：「你叫……？孙……士……呢？」全场瞬间安静，大家都不知道他在说什么。妹子也一脸懵逼的看着他。就在我不知道该怎么接话的时候，这货把手机给我看。「你看，是孙士呢吧？」……那是 sunshine！sun！shine！", "question": "没文化有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxner2ibQsmMw4cKRaYibvkzMQaYzYKPBtXib1hOnCz1nUBAia6nulFbo6jE60Q"}
{"text": "看看你的噩梦吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7126933"}
{"text": "我体温是37.9摄氏度。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6704134"}
{"text": "它会想家。", "question": "如果把北极熊移民到南极，会发生些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要太着急哦~", "question": "电量只有50%的手机可能会说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386177"}
{"text": "我热", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "一个老太太有两个女儿，一个开洗衣店，一个开伞店。老太太经常为难，心情郁闷呀：晴天，担心开伞店的女儿的生意不好；阴天，担心开洗衣店的女儿的生意晒不干。有一天，有人劝导，老太太你可以确定两个女儿的洗衣店和伞店的估值然后让她们交叉持股呀，这样就可以对冲风险安心生产了。老太太想一想，也真是这样，心情顿觉好多了。", "question": "有哪些老段子翻新让你眼前一亮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫咪明星的第二名。", "question": "至今仍不可思议。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263932"}
{"text": "房东姐姐我不想努力了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicWiaMoZWteqic8BLtqSHrotX1dNKGWtNwiaKofOTQ5OZSH0PBI4m5ACrRg"}
{"text": "重要的日子不能拖延！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7199864"}
{"text": "Aniki...最近我们是不是被过分关注了？'保持沉默，接受惩罚吧。'", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4711275"}
{"text": "暑假我和学校的朋友们乘坐猫形机器人回到过去和恐龙一起玩了。", "question": "分享一个无人能理解的夏日回忆。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3409604"}
{"text": "弓箭手不讲武德！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "会走猫步。（bushi", "question": "喂猫喝酒会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都三天了还没变绿灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrDqKCzJDp2ldL8a3dEfxJNkYibK2y3SWHgibBehHx2PgO2xOQzbUqWYNCg"}
{"text": "跟老婆吵架第二天的早餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaicNyXr3K5bGIichXU52ibQOD4nUJFv8vS4oj4BHeSnPehdRzRgrw8wicYhQ"}
{"text": "止鹅", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "哦，是吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230350"}
{"text": "对「快速」的期望是「放松」的天敌。", "question": "怎样快速入睡？有什么放松的好办法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "检查手指甲的老师正在走过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuRTwGDUvAxR9Tvoj95YtF7rKapH0kHIW83l8GKdeu59CDJdhFSE8pRw"}
{"text": "七武海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emvdsc6dq7j20av08ygmn"}
{"text": "他在岚的第六次选秀中合格了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3740676"}
{"text": "吃饭时要咀嚼啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4666991"}
{"text": "欺负它？哪有啦老师~我俩闹着玩呢~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guh6g72uhqj60ci0eltd802"}
{"text": "老婆，咱们还是点外卖吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEFvtFRLZm2tHwhMY5PWf2wnOtJlNvpNwRTPiaVdsl40bhulXJQE0vIzQ"}
{"text": "昨天", "question": "父亲节的那些事儿", "star": 247, "type": "T2T", "image": "4465790"}
{"text": "请各位夫人站起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpAlicdQgthTUUlWg7AnJPARGR2fxKA426q1ULXOt3OamcMqzAHibIX6xw"}
{"text": "「龟儿子，我睡会儿，让你先跑。」", "question": "相亲男微信说「起床了，兔崽子」，我觉得很吓人，该怎么回复?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "浴室里的琐事想说一下~", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6711286"}
{"text": "上厕所的时候总忍不住低头看看马桶里会不会伸出一只手……", "question": "大家有过什么离谱的被害幻想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从明天开始，你们也会和我一样留这种发型。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5182853"}
{"text": "碰瓷团队向上游产业发展", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVMcibLCORBT3uqeCI3b085mTWk5PQaYHosn42oXlRFSPCwAgHNjATfUA"}
{"text": "你一个男的起个那么骚的网名干嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvS2KvcI6alOUP4ju18asqoOLictELclzmTEuv05VNEjvB1DDricutNWefg"}
{"text": "对着麦克风用高分贝播放原曲。", "question": "请问在卡拉OK中如何得到高分？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3843293"}
{"text": "坏消息：新郎被绿了好消息：新郎活过了新婚之夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY37K4xFFyWYBW0YwbyrlicK6BfxQ2ADhVKEGic9VRmiaXCW1lywUmCYsw2g"}
{"text": "初中物理老师：同学们大家好，我们开始学习一门新的学科——物理学！高中物理老师：同学们，你们在初中学的只能算生活常识，下面我们开始学习真正的物理学。大学普通物理老师：同学们，你们在高中学习了一些科学常识，下面我们开始学习真正的物理学。理论物理老师：同学们，你们在普物课上学习了一些物理学概念，下面我们开始学习真正的物理学。", "question": "物理领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人生 - rensheng - Life", "question": "对你来说，这就是傻乎乎的。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1573670"}
{"text": "边界村落的第一美女", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387298"}
{"text": "在33-4中失败", "question": "介绍一下诞生于联赛中的阪神老虎队和另一支队伍的特色。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5023887"}
{"text": "虽然点了炒蛋盖浇饭，但冷冻的鸡肉炒饭和番茄酱都缺货了，所以只能炒鸡蛋和外面买的海螺肉来代替。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1338011"}
{"text": "Nature 某子刊，审稿人喷了一堆，最后一句说：反正这篇文章无论如何也是需要过的，我就给你过了吧。（因为署名在最后一位的大老板比较猛。）", "question": "在学术论文投稿时你遇到过最奇葩的审稿意见是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "纽约市。", "question": "给地名加上一个字会变得有趣。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7098144"}
{"text": "审论文时候吧 ", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "视频是威尔金森做的吧！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6230980"}
{"text": "到开饭时才发现电饭煲忘插了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEJglAibfa7Yun1cjrzXswAw9QN5WZv1ia18Stp830yYK0TvzMOh6qImibQ"}
{"text": "少女战士", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4888040"}
{"text": "10点30分或2点30分的通知。", "question": "请告诉我回旋镖的错误用法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5326460"}
{"text": "买了 502 胶水，盖子拧开后，找不到剪刀（刚搬家很多东西都缺），脑子一热，用牙齿咬开……难忘那天晚上舌头跟牙齿的酸爽……一个字，僵。以为自己要入选年度离奇死亡案例了。", "question": "作为一个作死小能手是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上回没保存就关机了的结果", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwc7dmdottj610515fjxo02"}
{"text": "「你要习惯没有我的日子。」", "question": "让你感觉最孤独的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黄金周的上海外滩", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "养猫嘛，很简单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBwG0zFru5lYJmwdWZAD3jtqaibnELE4ooTfql38j4gH7jRia2ezSJErCQ"}
{"text": "都是棒棒糖。", "question": null, "star": 155, "type": "I2T", "image": "1368449"}
{"text": "往我头上扔套圈的人，你过来一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbj4S5917QZibXIu4VOLhYwfNFWkvMNicM56ONmPN7q8TVibHMvLsdvMkh4w"}
{"text": "昨天脱落的头发集体来托梦告别", "question": null, "star": 514, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gknw3h1hczj611l18mgta02"}
{"text": "老师：男生在一楼换衣服！女生在二楼换！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm9mtdavjhj30ci0eljyo"}
{"text": "不久后，这个女人会变成蝴蝶。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388245"}
{"text": "前一个人的背上有一只甲壳虫幼虫，但是我不敢把它取下来。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4320567"}
{"text": "开心！！！我现在从事的是小儿外科专业，面对的都是未成年的孩子。最开心的时候就是诊疗以后，孩子说的“谢谢哥哥”了！特别软，又特别甜！听起来特别舒服！不过随即家长的话又打消了幻想。“不是哥哥，是叔叔”。哭(´;︵;`)", "question": "男生被女生叫哥哥什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我cos了毕加索的画！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846479"}
{"text": "他是不是光着下半身坐在树上？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1024759"}
{"text": "肖战", "question": null, "star": 382, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "每天早上都被素颜的主人吓一跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glf88nnd3mj30ci0elgpr"}
{"text": "无忧无虑的猪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6420752"}
{"text": "一卷文综 海明威爬上用玄武岩盖的胡夫金字塔，跟尼克和乔治一起滑下去，碰见了管仲鲍叔和齐桓公在喝酒，正巧海明威手机有刚从长白山上摘的葡萄，于是几个人一起祸害高三考生 ​", "question": "2020 年高考文综卷都考了哪些题？难度如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加上社畜就还是六畜。解决完狗的事也希望农业部出台相关政策维护一下我们的权益，谢谢。", "question": "如何评价睡前消息123期关于六畜降为五畜的看法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "互相的跨栏技术都不熟练。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7147950"}
{"text": "我叫了先生妈妈！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449839"}
{"text": "走，出去玩啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "「唐缺老师，能把你的作品打包发到我的邮箱吗？花钱买书不划算啊。」", "question": "你听过哪些感到「他说得好有道理，我竟然无言以对」的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "石头掉下来了，小心避开。", "question": null, "star": 18013, "type": "I2T", "image": "1709565"}
{"text": "“待机王”最新形象大使", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8viqibd31j20fp0e70u8"}
{"text": "这是非洲区国家公园前的警察局。", "question": null, "star": 1626, "type": "I2T", "image": "1262186"}
{"text": "我认为只有人类才能购买，所以会限制干扰者。", "question": "为什么政治家要试图限制黄色漫画呢？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4087069"}
{"text": "失态了，我一直在找的老太婆的遗物，她以前的杯垫，终于在厨房找到了，想起了好多回忆啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OPHAHSiaibturUeeI5I0B5h1tB2dIib8C87uhb6R9JaaubSIaaQr6yDoibg"}
{"text": "我的天啊，奥格拉先生，你的头上掉东西了！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "216095"}
{"text": "前几天我被高度限制卡住了哦www", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5881211"}
{"text": "新安装了妻妾监控系统", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZZbDIqiaswuMibEmfYpMkBzwzILhicLQS0Z7rV82gv5jhia5Btbx1qxvPkA"}
{"text": "就用脚尖就行了！只用脚尖就可以了！", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "南方之星·叙事曲3的专辑封面", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6594357"}
{"text": "大雄我拿到驾照啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwrCAeI3n8Uuaf56ia4bKQasnicc6YM6apU3c3Eiaof3ghPuBPibBMAicVhug"}
{"text": "我们等候您的光临！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5227312"}
{"text": "笛声中沙粒聚集，他出现了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1049112"}
{"text": "麻麻，我在这里啦，你近视又加深了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6EpSS6Ye2rqbgT21ANNAQ1xWu8ydwfhb2EE8YWKdNnCtaR8sfSdeFQg"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2yf2qn9i3j20nl0rf75n"}
{"text": "月光假面虽然经历了各种变化，但在令和时代仍然活跃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348663"}
{"text": "在办公室打游戏不知道领导在身后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCkiaMxmseLCru8xuAwhNEgNRwJCiamL7RiafgWcciaJzX4c82hcXrgPkNKanF6Cficua4qiaKhMeTF5g"}
{"text": "数学系看待物理系往往有复杂的心情：我们辛辛苦苦算出来的和他们猜出来的是一样的。", "question": "数学系和物理系学生有什么差别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1、带降噪耳机看电影，儿子悄无声息的从背后爬过来，自己突然被吓到跳起来，然后把儿子吓哭了，被老婆打。2、带降噪耳机打游戏，老婆说话没听见，被老婆揪起来说“别以为带着耳机就装作听不见不想去洗碗”，被老婆打。3、带降噪耳机写报告，文思枯竭之时想站起来走走找找思路，没听到老婆在身后干活，不小心把老婆刚整理好的箱子打翻了，被老婆打。4、老婆说看你经常戴这个耳机到底好用不好用让我试试，然后听过后说怎么还是能听到地铁中咣浪咣浪的噪音，看你花这么多钱买这种不实用的破玩意儿，被老婆打。", "question": "你带降噪耳机时都发生过哪些好玩儿的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两个长得像猪一样的人，还怕对方被抢走。。。", "question": "热恋是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天七夕，你值班吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2nO9icMU6mFbwYWdTTnOqNMs2d0cDY3e0YliaLDukE9ACuLxr6awfiajdk27QlBMZ4vsNdexSrHzUw"}
{"text": "无论什么样的冷笑话，提出题目的人都会遭到怨恨。", "question": "如果有一个付费菜单可以消除五星的无厘头评论，我会考虑。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993665"}
{"text": "负责给乐手们舀冰激凌的工作人员", "question": null, "star": 507, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "你刚才就这么欺负新人的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gppa2czz5pj30ci0eldkj"}
{"text": "高中时候和出了名难追的校花在一起了。晚上都会去操场散步。我们散完步准备回宿舍的时候总是能遇到正在更年期的副校长。我们出于礼貌都会对她打个招呼，说一声「老师好」。再各自回宿舍。副校长总会笑眯眯的回应我们说：「晚上好，快回宿舍吧。」我是过了很久以后才知道，每个我们遇到副校长的夜晚，她都是来操场抓小情侣的。我想，跟另一半颜值差距过大就是这样的体验吧。", "question": "跟另一半颜值差距大是怎么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "俺也一样", "question": "如何取个和龙母一样酷炫的外号?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明明交出了活祭品村子仍然被灭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWp9Tp2qmy6Ueb2eFH4icribbu11dr1ILZvqwZ2nPrA1K4Hx5NtRaTxajqw"}
{"text": "爷爷去山上割草了，奶奶在操作股票。", "question": "这是个典型的熊孩子桃太郎会做的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5331660"}
{"text": "这也太可爱了，无力吐槽", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "这个人是妖怪。", "question": "机器猫绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5633887"}
{"text": "还有五分钟收卷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw6xbj3njzj20yi16m000"}
{"text": "晚自习老师进来的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpPM3Yl6JX4jQg61I8EZdbGy8Cd2DuAvAav2u3Yb1N5zG0eLiawqnibkk7j1GDiabAjFAB3xQVFrKsg"}
{"text": "等等，犁还没挂上！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "手腕上的甲壳虫不断往上爬。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "368931"}
{"text": "故事从它们变成地狱三头犬之前说起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h69ie5k846j30ci0eltd2"}
{"text": "面试某 H 字头行业内超巨头公司存储备份方向的技术岗。笔试时间为 2 小时。大约花了 40 分钟写完了，看大家还都在写，就坐着玩（等）。两位面试官 / 监考官之一过来说，不要这么早就放弃啊。我说答完了啊。他就拿走我的答卷，叫我也过去，跟另一个考官开始现场批改。估计是看到时间还那么多，闲着也是闲着吧。然后出现了争执。他们告诉我答错的某设计题，我试图向他们讲解我的答案更优于他们的标准答案。两位面试官虽然都只是二三十岁的年轻人，但脾气真不错，可能是技术人员的一贯只看道理正确与否吧，并没有觉得我只是一个面试者，没有想象中的 H 字头公司人的俯视与傲气。他们选择了……电话呼叫他们的 leader 过来看看这个方案。Leader 也是差不多年龄的年轻人，不知道具体级别。花了点时间看完听完，说我是对的。我以为这就完了，心里正美滋滋：这波笔试至少稳了吧。哪知道 leader 拿过两张空白 A4 纸说：我再给你出几个题目你答答看……经验丰富的老司机根本不虚他，三下五除二依然有自认为的完美答卷交上。又是现场讨论评卷，此时先前的两位面试官已经只看只听说不上来话了。哪知道还没有结束！Leader 又拿过两张 A4 纸：来来你答答这几个题目……老司机现在有点虚了，4 个题目有把握的只有一半，另外 2 个晕乎乎都不知道该怎么着手。绞尽脑汁把自己能答的能想到的写上了交卷……我的脸色一定不太好看。Leader 根本没有去评卷，得意的笑：卧槽，终于把你难住了……这是我们研发中遇到的问题……我们部门重组不久很受重视发展很好，你过来做我的位置吧？我马上就升职啦。", "question": "你在面试时见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "绝不相信任何免费的好处或者机会。", "question": "你有哪些特别的生存法则？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "梅干的广告。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382428"}
{"text": "你这家伙就是个冒牌货！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7129485"}
{"text": "喜欢在讨厌的上司看不到自己时做鬼脸的凯文，还不知道上司也有这爱好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4flu4qz3fj30ci0eladx"}
{"text": "尽早绝育。", "question": "如何优雅地假装自己是只猫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别朝我这边看，瞄准的是那边。", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380228"}
{"text": "拍结婚照不要这么严肃，高兴点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDaBUkoe6xgnlDZibuw5Bb1uCHB93uX7qFuUxFHVDNJ6ACcS2nSLFcuMw"}
{"text": "不仅「自杀式单身」，我还「自杀式没钱」，形容一直没钱又不主动挣钱，却每天幻想着能一夜暴富的行为。伴随着「自杀式长胖」，形容一直长胖又不主动锻炼身体，忌口减肥或者做各类运动，却每天幻想着能拥有完美马甲线的行为。最后「自杀式秃头」，形容一直脱发又不主动早睡，一直都在熬夜，却每天幻想着能拥有浓密头发的行为。啊，我这无处安放的，青春。", "question": "你现在是否处于「自杀式单身」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "意识到了自己的国宝身份", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HSpblwsxdvVjw5ko3eOdT2v6YZVG72p5U3DAgIiaf1gFVIqwxjrLPptA"}
{"text": "「我想创业了，你觉得我该做什么？」", "question": "在什么场景下你会对一个人产生「以你的智商我很难和你解释」的念头?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好了，剪完了。你睡得可香了啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7008605"}
{"text": "为什么有2个寿司师傅……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi6sddko3bj30ci0elq44"}
{"text": "摩托骡拉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCcicFibZ3k2jZ9gZsP7xqzg43icyavv8qCS0xsHic0DJfGqTrjgx71wwI5Q"}
{"text": "咬断都不要紧喔～反正她有六个手指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1et8gb8pynlj209y09cdhx"}
{"text": "吃冰淇淋容易发生的现象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fuqfxlzxbej20o80r9q5k"}
{"text": "我爱我女朋友我爱我女朋友我爱我女朋友", "question": "阅读《小时代》或观看《小时代》电影是一种什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "于谦父亲是谁？（90分）", "question": "假如相声纳入高考考试科目会出现哪些题型？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈哈你们怎么都安静了难道班主亻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8nIeiaTtZtC0JX9otR6VN41XvLdjY6ZyyshyDZ47IiaK1YgibPicTjyJMaQ"}
{"text": "3DS的三维功能", "question": "这个应该有吧？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4014357"}
{"text": "比惨，是弱者的思维", "question": "有哪句话让你撑过曾经的黑暗时光？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这次我们去调查了灵异地点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6357635"}
{"text": "怎么高中就开始过大学生活了？", "question": "高二啥也不懂还有机会吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！剑圣之剑竟然在这儿！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6549967"}
{"text": "光明正大", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6697755"}
{"text": "看到了吗？昨天联谊时对方那失望的表情", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynfn0z10ij610a137gtm02"}
{"text": "加载中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eauyw6xwraj20ak099js1"}
{"text": "那个事业一定会成功的！是我这个前社长说的，绝对不会错。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7046645"}
{"text": "预约的是明天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZapZExQicP14829fWZzuuFxNXm1oXPYxicHiaUPWFpJFxvdiaCniab6PlCLQw"}
{"text": "在联通干手机维护，有个公司天天晚上断网断手机信号移动和电信也跟着一起断。我和移动电信手机维护和网络维护的哥们组团晚上去那个公司的机房盯着，机房是和他们内部服务器在一起。大概半夜 2 点，一个清洁工进来。我们 8 个人眼睁睁的看着这大妈，拔掉了我们主电源给自己平板电脑充电。我日你先人，墙上那么多插座，干嘛非要拔我们的设备。最后清洁工大妈是因为影响公司运作被开除了，不太理解大妈的思维。", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看我干嘛，看球啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZq8zjjLDfdhsibyutwJV3vicbzXOZThQBJCmMH2Xicic0k6tlLu1a4LHYwg"}
{"text": "从今天开始是农历新年了。", "question": "无法接受的早退理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6983790"}
{"text": "跟出租车说要赶飞机后司机动真格了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9rvayvnoej30ci0el75r"}
{"text": "苯环的碳碳键键能能否否定定论一或定论二", "question": "化学领域有哪些经典的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“还自称丐帮帮主呢！汪”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gut1rgdv4kj60x10jn0zv02"}
{"text": "我说咱们还是别再互相扣头发攻击了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gg6vp8gd91j20zc0yxjya"}
{"text": "出差回家后女朋友送上的惊喜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylEZxJibUpic95TibhnhxLdueib6sLWenUxUVtmJMGM8iaOuwIXgIrP5fMQfQ"}
{"text": "我要的梅花起子你给错了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd46I9xbO4gJcnA6cQicj5UHOkGubxEHEugzEkbJ7mzCjbGOYse089icZzw"}
{"text": "平安落地了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h491qiwyyrj30ci0elgpe"}
{"text": "和我一起rap的兄弟", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "这个人会把饭粒捏圆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6721477"}
{"text": "老婆委托行李箱帮忙数落老公", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gF6JTISwsACq8dAIzD7PteweyZf2jSvGh1xLSHticUIcfVs5WJsKDYS7w"}
{"text": "那么首先我们来加些蛋黄酱作为开胃菜。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6992401"}
{"text": "给他喝了假的隐身药水后才第三天就这么肆无忌惮了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eamu98x48gj20br0boabo"}
{"text": "人生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7atxgr45rj30ci0eldgn"}
{"text": "食物链", "question": "把这个吃货动物说得像厨子一样。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3092993"}
{"text": "在刷别人吐槽回复的我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "熬夜旷工", "question": "谁听那个广播节目啊？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7111220"}
{"text": "护士：请问哪位是李靖先生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjtFp5uunBLDgiaicKiaAmEI1BIwc6iammiamuxj2PZh6icpGQIZUNfpdcjGAg"}
{"text": "我在网上学习了一个月，终于弄懂了电脑的开关。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6594558"}
{"text": "岩合光昭的粉丝团", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4245546"}
{"text": "在用线将身体绑好后，蜕皮变成蛹。", "question": "爬树摘桃子。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218090"}
{"text": "我看看我看看？你还真哭啦？", "question": null, "star": 157, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzgndfjw96j60yy1akdnd02"}
{"text": "不好意思，睡过头了晚安...", "question": "如果异性给你发早安 该怎么回？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "螺旋丸！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "请问怎样说才最幽默呢？", "question": "在街上偶然遇见题主打招呼时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2549010"}
{"text": "早上7点没有通知。", "question": "把它想成不是免费的东西，用七个字来表示。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313258"}
{"text": "你再说！这背景，假吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYnic7rgvFLDrevoNCjaB8UZriaUlVa4ibIdpJXjI9c3qiaaWzjia7yWldUqg"}
{"text": "不要去那家理发店！", "question": null, "star": 114, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd2xo96fsj611k10jwk302"}
{"text": "织田信长先生更新了个人资料照片。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2073907"}
{"text": "您好，您的新发型剪好了，杰森斯坦森先生", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "拿德芙做了面膜，胖虎果然打不到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZk1Qic88ibiasODMh1SvrDtfeiaDu2JIlfydy49mlDIlENbia8GM3amTtvLQw"}
{"text": "切蛋糕！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "之前有一段家里马桶堵了，通不下去，正好当天我肚子剧烈疼痛，于是……对你们没猜错（手动微笑），我用了我家猫的猫砂盆。各位可以脑补满满一大盆 shi 的场景…………在我排泄的时候我家猫就在一边看着我。不过我没让猫给我埋！我自己勤快的埋起来并铲掉了！之后的那个下午，就神奇的发现我的猫开始都在那个猫砂盆里拉屎了（有两个猫砂盆，这个是废弃的脸盆，另一个是专门猫用猫砂盆。平常他们都不愿意在这个里面拉屎的）。不明白什么鬼Ծ‸Ծ", "question": "我如果往猫砂里拉屎，猫会帮我埋起来吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你走吧，我妈不让我跟傻子玩", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "不好的预感我先存个档！", "question": null, "star": 798, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goqhmp6lmcj60u00wi42o02"}
{"text": "她发现自己是三毛的心路历程，跟我数学考试大题不会做硬套公式时，一模一样。", "question": "如何看待《张杨导演，我爱你》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刀”架脖子上了", "question": null, "star": 792, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj0hixr3q4j60xm18ujxa02"}
{"text": "考拉也会从树上掉下来。", "question": "请问有什么澳大利亚的谚语吗？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6922443"}
{"text": "皮卡丘，再充完这台特斯拉，今天就可以下班了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvwgBpESibvklxiaLBCRVzJRsD0oOzrKQ4PJv8K6FeCUPe1hXJOcNwq6Gg"}
{"text": "恭喜新生婴儿！", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "那我走？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "出发去环绕家周围的旅行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5828944"}
{"text": "大家都是 Yakult 1000，Yakult 1000 别吵了啦！", "question": "酸奶奶奶现在在想什么。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860109"}
{"text": "前面就是北京了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qarq7tqElc2Fk6WG8fwia30RINanfhQD0DvulazFzazqlUic0BISKpPOCSCbJib9w9FUr0Pja8kiaB4g"}
{"text": "别画了，草稿上这个是月亮", "question": null, "star": 78, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "混蛋！那是鲁邦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5726836"}
{"text": "很久以前是很久以前，现在是现在。", "question": "请快点结束这个故事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160382"}
{"text": "不得又不说一则关于小明的故事了。去年基友的外公外婆不幸数天接连过世，同学都去慰问。计划第一天是外公的葬礼，第二天是外婆的。外公葬礼当天，小明和几位同学帮忙到很晚，基友的母亲挽留大家吃顿饭再走，小明说：「阿姨，没事，你不用管，反正明天还要来……」", "question": "你都说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是什么碑？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3071832"}
{"text": "大家好！我被击中了！那我们来战斗吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7022898"}
{"text": "一个人的自由时间比帅哥还多。", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "马里奥没有性生活。", "question": "任天堂迷失方向了？马里奥新作品的标题是什么！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4573699"}
{"text": "即使体温达到39度也能打棒球。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380463"}
{"text": "熊妈妈问：拉完擦了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20BBT6fo7e1BtKlIlrb8iaLmbrGS3AOIOSfGE8fzdkqrZ2bCuzhIpsZKQ"}
{"text": "老子只是牙痛，她就迫不及待要跟别人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5bT3OaotIB8LuZ5FHmyTHQk36QvJoX1HggNpjcBJXz0spERFzsJ5AOA"}
{"text": "坐高铁，旁边坐着一位体型健硕的金链大哥，同车厢还有他几个兄弟。中间还接了俩电话，牛气哄哄……大部分时间戴着耳机用手机看视频……我趴着睡了一会儿又醒了，透过眯着的眼缝看见链子哥用兰花指小心翼翼的从袋子里夹出薯片，注意，是夹……然后放到嘴里含着……注意，是含着……慢慢蠕动腮帮子全程不张开嘴……喉咙一滚，咽下去……然后用眼角瞟一眼我，看我没动，他又重复着这套动作……想必，他平日里也定是一位以德服人的大哥……", "question": "什么是「反差萌」？你印象最深刻的有反差萌感的人或事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就你tm在面包里放万能胶的？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "老公，小小的报复。", "question": "请问有没有什么像是妻子会查的关键词？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216004"}
{"text": "会做菜的同学都知道，无论烧鱼还是烤翅，腌入味的诀窍是……划几刀。", "question": "有什么沐浴露可以把自己腌入味？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大学同学。某天大家起床准备去上课，这同学可能晚上翻身把左胳膊压着了，早上被我们吵醒后又翻了个身，这时早已被压的没知觉的胳膊被带了过来，打到了他脸上。他大惊失色：「这尼玛谁的手」，伴随着尖叫，他连连后退要甩开他那支手，最后从上铺摔了下来，右胳膊骨折。", "question": "你们身边有哪些人硬生生地活成了段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忽略主线任务，开始支线任务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3tgvDicuKrol4IXaUoyVMODUPVCLDS6znKMc7sHtRakyT6c63wFs30rpn9PvzSGtluIHL4Q7iamsg"}
{"text": "危险的火。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906624"}
{"text": "太多，写不完。", "question": "感觉自己的容貌让自己活得不自在。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5244563"}
{"text": " 我今天早读也试了一下被老师罚站了〒_〒", "question": "如何看待量子波动速读的出现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真人版柯南的选拔标准太低了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4461083"}
{"text": "回想起来，这38年间发生了好多事情啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2499915"}
{"text": "听到「做个智力测试吧~』之后轻松地答应了可从第二页开始变成了收集个人信息的问卷第三页怎么看都是一份合同", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm18ur3xtdj30ci0el7be"}
{"text": "盗窃团伙在汉尼拔家里翻箱倒柜后就搜到这些", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "女人这种生物这么凶残，为什么芭比娃娃是最流行的人偶玩具？", "question": "熊这种生物这么凶残，为什么熊宝宝是最流行的毛绒玩具？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给正在洗澡的小兰姐姐送完毛巾后转身正要离开忽然听见了一声”送”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6iaFsAQEFMsvjKIF74vBDlPu1PhaeBTZdQ0tqNE0NyNxIhZCppSdaMzg"}
{"text": "一觉醒来竟与世界为敌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5kibS8P0vXnqmVzqOSHlgh0iajyKBnrw1jBgJRcMoRibB6DYl0TiazwNDs0cyNauqp2dKGsmAPw6T2w"}
{"text": "理论上来说，山区小朋友也放寒假了", "question": "我是一名高中生，想这个寒假去乡村支教，这个想法天真么？怎么去实现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就没人反应过来，这尼玛可以开文具发票了啊", "question": "蒂芙尼出曲别针的意义是什么，会有市场吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，脸上有只蚊子停着呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1765097"}
{"text": "在未来的十年里，会发生很多载入历史教科书的大事。", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "我国：航母名字叫辽宁号，好土啊老外：Silence Space 广域静默号 三体感扑面而来酷毙了简直我国：最新的超级电脑名字叫神威，好土啊老外：Power of God 去死吧你们这群无神论者！我国：北京不好听，北平多有历史感老外：Capital of North 北裂境之都 为何中国城市名字这么炸裂", "question": "是否日本的很多地名比中国的听起来有味道？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男司机出事大多在社会新闻版块里，女司机出事大多在搞笑视频类别里。", "question": "为什么对女司机有偏见？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遍体鳞伤", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "可以吃吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579498"}
{"text": "红杏出墙", "question": "如懿传用兰因絮果可以概括，那甄嬛传用那四字成语可以概括呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别以为戴着面具就能逃酒", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "大师兄，我变的童女怎么样？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnX0kKRLibKfBKn8RDv9CuGV7hLFlHFmj6Ayb3icQSLJkckjEIbmyMGVog"}
{"text": "好小啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387819"}
{"text": "哎？你换洗发水了？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6771689"}
{"text": "罪犯就在其中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3956674"}
{"text": "这是配角吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6715914"}
{"text": "来，老弟，抽根华子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5wfE4BmYq0iabt3fE4erIkTNrauwsfPz6fcI7NgTQvtGv8GXriaZk4HJA"}
{"text": "这幅画像怎么也画不出纸币上的效果。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4779544"}
{"text": "有次在 KTV，去厕所的途中遇见一小黄毛喝多了故意找茬。我也喝了点酒，等看清那人瘦成狗以后，我毫不退让，正差动手来的时侯被 KTV 的工作人员和围观群众拉开了。拉开以后，他仍然不依不饶地叫骂。黄毛喊：「我看你是想死，你知道我是外面混的么？」边说边解开来他的修身花衬衣，露出一小片褪色纹身和个不锈钢链子。气氛凝重起来，怕惹事上身，工作人员拉他的手都有些松掉了。大家都不吭声，仿佛在等着我和他道歉。我愣住好些秒，正色回答道，「没工作你了不起呀？」这次轮到他愣住了。", "question": "成功将装逼的人打脸是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脱掉了！（没脱掉！）", "question": "相扑比赛在雪中进行，只有术语和人声。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5810279"}
{"text": "一个屁逼退海洋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0PWqV2qibFNEU8mof4icTbqicylauDDRicBT9MdBw6YaNSt0hnomciaVDP0A"}
{"text": "刚放上铁板的章鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63pjmcjbicNYnzH4W4GJkBFfAKEOVDaPVrR1KGhsquh9CpXNaGkicMpySrQ"}
{"text": "那一天，鼠类终于回想起了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efvkag69juj20b40a33z4"}
{"text": "我更赞同女孩子出门一定要带自己最贵的脑子。否则啥都想和别人比，会累死。", "question": "如何看待「女孩子出门一定要带自己最贵的口红」这种说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不！这不可能！心脏被打穿了还能读稿子？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9ibmKpugAAIpFH59wBZmhOFsAoUfZhHtialX7hJ7ndV8oBjicyORXUj3JQ"}
{"text": "对自行车说了“你给我变！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWtIsD580PrvTy05iaSScwXxO1xQZx2RXZ32fKfJQicGh9OUOCvQGSSCJw"}
{"text": "各位，这不就是乔峰是契丹人的老梗吗！＃手动斜眼", "question": "怎样评价美国队长被曝是九头蛇特工？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨晚戴着耳机睡着了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qcc3Uy6sbQJVlSarkFZLGsnbF9iaIPISQ7Lp22p9qw7MOsLWfrZOjDKkeJia2TIBxxmSOOY8mia5ZtA"}
{"text": "吃鸡刚刚落地就碰到了开挂的玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvodaJckog4XsqfgKrVMaoncvEUibJujNOpvQ7XCFpnFtDNVeXLJaw8BUw"}
{"text": "我最近在减肥，然后就只有小腹特别的突出地胖。暑假的时候上面穿着一件短款的 T，下面的裤子盖住肚子的那种。坐飞机过安检的时候，那个安检的姐姐检完了我身上以后，郑重其事的捏了捏我突出来的一圈小腹……我给那个姐姐说这是肉……然后我就被笑了好久……", "question": "安检人员曾检查出什么可怕/奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你怎么说翻脸就翻脸", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "笑喷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SqnYIHa49xdRTG8ZeJhNT1SLRjgv0UgPZG5gToFtKKtGs8JMoqQPsjich8fwMkrwXMgrKxKqRIIzA"}
{"text": "请把我画的慵懒、自然一些", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMB4MpicgWQXExPhHzlxmeUZbCwkgYcpnTRHgrZqgZzpLoopaModIbibGyib91EldS5NaQt1I0qouWw"}
{"text": "知乎问答：怎样泡大叔？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8iclPj0oicW4J7ydqDXVgibicDv33KalKYOtkVtI0tI5fL8qAobJn6xGra4A"}
{"text": "“回吧，没事空军不丢人。”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "I wrote to you so many times but none of my letters have been replied.Hope you are alive.（知乎日报注：真要这么写了后果自负啊喂！）", "question": "哪些神句拯救了你的英文邮件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从梦中醒来时，梦里的情景历历在目，清晰可见。但在两三分钟内，这些场景就会一点点的湮灭。无论怎么努力，还是很难像记正常的事那样记住梦境，只能眼睁睁的看着它们从记忆里消失，不留痕迹。这是每天都在发生的记忆擦除，每个人的记忆都在那一刻失效，但每个人都不介意。我们不但忘记了梦，我们还忘记了忘记。", "question": "人类都有什么细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听口音不是本地人吧", "question": "女生在你面前不小心放屁，该说些什么让对方不尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！你打算中午休息吗？ 叫道。", "question": "如何在午休时间让公司陷入混乱？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5394660"}
{"text": "原来小丑只有你一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5kibS8P0vXnqmVzqOSHlgh9wceZHF7Rd306Rq2In6MIdf4ib3RiaXvBvvqBrgV2poFLI4XytOlsNAg"}
{"text": "叶姐妹的中文常用表达是“叶子姐妹”。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5992081"}
{"text": "一弯孤月，天涯芳草仙人洞；多柔比星，地塞米松凡士林。俾尔子昌，福如东海长流水；司他夫定，安比西林保泰松。避凉附炎，吾生所种皆成果；扑热息痛，他克莫司可待因。如是我闻，休谈风月梵音阁；安非他命，依诺沙星巴曲亭。", "question": "有没有好听又有趣的西药名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈塔坊，是你吗？", "question": "厕所", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5641556"}
{"text": "我发现自己的衣服变成了绳子，感到很焦急。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6854023"}
{"text": "大家都知道，《辐射 3》中有一个属性叫「口才」，该属性值越高，你说服 NPC 并从中获利的可能性就越大。《辐射 3》的 dlc《安克雷奇行动》中，我作为一名美军士兵，在阿拉斯加的暴风雪中成功地摧毁了天。朝的电磁干扰装置，并攻进了其基地。我面对着相貌丑陋并且操着一口蹩脚的火星文的精卫将军，一场酣畅淋漓的 BOSS 战即将开打了！然后在我的苦心劝说下，精卫将军当场切腹自尽。", "question": "游戏里有哪些很扯淡的剧情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“是龙得盘着，是虎得卧着，不学就是不行！”", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "先别吐，想好是什么垃圾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibkmMoDcrtjPdib74ZfIjYLczLqxJV9scdictwhenm2zYXX441YibxVBYVw"}
{"text": "小学有老师特别喜欢用书砸人脑袋。冬天时候同学都带上了棉帽，一个屡次被打的同学在帽子里放了一个鸡蛋，老师还是像往常一样用书砸头，砸完之后就看到活似脑浆的蛋清蛋黄流了出来，老师当场被吓尿，从此以后不用书砸人脑袋了。", "question": "你们童年整蛊老师最邪恶的手段是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "药喝不好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373552"}
{"text": "滴答！滴答！滴答～", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2092188"}
{"text": "他在撒白色粉末。", "question": "有没有可能解雇本垒打王？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4112872"}
{"text": "打一拳就跑大作战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7720gv055j30ci0elmxy"}
{"text": "第二棒", "question": null, "star": 113, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzqzmhl6s5j60z01aon4h02"}
{"text": "女方妈妈不断加钱羞辱我想让我离开她女儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8NOon6TWPNZTnvhk5o3R2x2fUYhrx8kKgNdanVbtqv9Jp15knVj0BPQ"}
{"text": "我躲藏了五个小时了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7380392"}
{"text": "可恶的远光灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGteQqgrtCAF8rczDlZanKuStUOKZQhicsVdbBZrZB42JXgHWdqENbfVvA"}
{"text": "猜猜哪个里面夹的是狗屎", "question": null, "star": 251, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5w1dqzc40j60u0140myh02"}
{"text": "大儿子感冒了。", "question": "把小组名字改得有点土气。", "star": 213, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376449"}
{"text": "屁股着火了。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7036747"}
{"text": "哼，明明知道答案，还装作无知，从高处俯视我，真是气人！", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "说出来你可能不信，86 版西游记在加纳这边火得一塌糊涂，以至于见面就被人叫：师父，大师兄。", "question": "有哪些中国输出至国外的文化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 原理和副作用不知道但曾陪朋友一起去上海瑞金医院的眼科准备做这个手术，看到医生们都还是戴着眼镜，我就把朋友劝回来了... ", "question": "激光矫正近视眼原理是什么？是否有副作用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "养了两年的苹果，天天喂营养液，还怕他寂寞买了另外的苹果陪它，结果发现是铁的", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "只有传说之鱼摊老板才能拔出来", "question": null, "star": 518, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go4qq6x074j60u00xb4ey02"}
{"text": "蝙蝠侠：我父母不同意", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLc18Xyy3icGl7rsEySm4iaxZvISAhVHfcrw1G7yA9ibklC5XJHjviarAPIdw"}
{"text": "水下摄影师的对手地下摄影师拍摄的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaicWRnnvHhRnicRpZ1fzt2nibPbFyOx5c3VGAxa5eCRWS5qME7U1tybbQzA"}
{"text": "羊可爱。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3828249"}
{"text": "又说了无用的笑话，休息五分钟。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 1849, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "应该挺温和的吧~", "question": "我在晚上喝了早晨的酒。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367891"}
{"text": "静下心来听？", "question": "尽情发挥，修改标题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7170540"}
{"text": "校车即将开走却发现你书包忘带的麻麻", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwihyi8bgj20yi0zntqc"}
{"text": "没有人邀请我。", "question": "尝试过很多次。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2211303"}
{"text": "等战争结束了，我们再一起去吃个饭吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7136129"}
{"text": "安全圈只剩这么小了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhweaoTqv5J55ORB9vSYFNFfpk5UYk9WAXuho9FEDbA1SBaOxHpsquobQ"}
{"text": "别那么得意忘形。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317124"}
{"text": "你到底在搞什么鬼！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2221160"}
{"text": "你替我跑腿。", "question": "在著名的音乐中添加一个字，使其变得完全不同。", "star": 869, "type": "T2T", "image": "3138921"}
{"text": "天干地支顺序", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6795752"}
{"text": "我玩到8月31日才停止。", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "如果某大学生按学时交学费", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "题主：朱元璋先生，我来带你认识一下大明王朝的几个皇帝哈。朱元璋：好好好。题主：这位是朱允炆。朱元璋：啊~这个我认识，乖~题主：这位是朱棣。朱元璋：嗯？！然后，就没有然后了。", "question": "如果明朝十六个皇帝有机会重聚，朱元璋会先打谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呜呼！吃太多了金枪鱼...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661755"}
{"text": "他拿着绿色的人物角色给Piccolo，正在摸索是否能够挽回些什么。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2496985"}
{"text": "念咒语后会播放这个魔法没有任何作用的公告。", "question": "在魔法学校学到的无用的魔法效果是什么？", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036881"}
{"text": "好的，你们这些家伙！把球放到这里来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6179885"}
{"text": "健身房里只练胸肌的大汉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNBTFlfWG6EqIIv6fg0mSTGWh9zgqC0wOBDhTB1yGaEIEkZ7JAv8ER0g"}
{"text": "汤婆波", "question": null, "star": 160, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3epo54y2fj619q19mdn302"}
{"text": "由于没有点菜的钱，所以全力享受邻桌的饭菜香味。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1418228"}
{"text": "『又在我家地里搞破坏！！！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7l8jz3kvrj30ci0eln1n"}
{"text": "等了25年终于入园了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q604dkCBYLTic7eqN83oQoeaVEsKk1x9E2CiaVfiaXxEfibEKpnCzqhsI6OMQ"}
{"text": "你刚才说我发型和大牙长得像对吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379241"}
{"text": "DNA鉴定要用这么多头发？", "question": null, "star": 162, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hag5qibb7jj614019wwmh02"}
{"text": "混蛋，你怎么把我的听诊器吃啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyvtC6JPNic9Y4QLkyVLjHZ4uDQcic3ONYJI3pfOxLxnibBLgIbhYrwKr0w"}
{"text": "某次在伦敦，男朋友急性肠胃炎，我们都觉得需要喊个救护车送他去医院。护士说描述一下病人的病情，我就把电话递给他，然后就听到了以下的对话：护士：「你说你肚子疼？是什么样的疼痛？」男朋友：「就是疼.……」护士：「是针扎一样的疼还是被大象踩了一样的疼？」男朋友：「我没有被大象踩过……我怎么知道那是什么感觉……」护士：「……我觉得你好得很，暂时不需要救护车。」啪，电话就被挂了。", "question": "如何准确地描述疼痛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用外国的牙膏创作艺术作品。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003713"}
{"text": "发现他们都没有影子而被吓得瑟瑟发抖的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEiaq76VGHOGXZqoYyg44rXRIjiaB9rBELxkZ32oLyFHxnO7en8H9aSOGg"}
{"text": "没关系，我自己可以找到眼镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgPws3fo6OcM1k2EExAs9KMVMUAPXb3kuSY5Nus3RqnU2uCHtaKznLictGkx43LO5ib77l4sBSaKicoQ"}
{"text": "看你公司的主要业务范围了。像我们出版社，估计放什么都不会有逼格，放多了只会收获同情：「我靠你这个月活这么多啊？2333333333！」", "question": "如果只在办公桌上放一本书，放什么书比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两位队友挂机了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukNg9aYpTphz06Cc52Rq7JPP64hOibNIic9k3Cj0c2hJbem1fpJ039BElg"}
{"text": "人猿泰山会变成人，也需要靠自己努力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3122111"}
{"text": "我好像拿错橡皮擦了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "自己的画风", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "其实我们一直能看到自己的鼻子，只是大脑下意识地忽略了它。", "question": "你所知道最冷的冷知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“哇姐妹，男厕所真的不一样诶～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgyFKcAeIAPAGt2Gibjqfcw4t88k8mZSOGJLVlgMLdN1FpmnWCw7najYqA"}
{"text": "我给他的备注是 51 号元素，因为锑的元素符号是 Sb更新我现在叫他 Φ，因为物理里面 Φ=SB", "question": "有哪些适合情侣之间的备注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "换了10波小姐后店长亲自上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdlfsramv5j30ci0eltbp"}
{"text": "人到中年", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGN7RTYic7k3Y9AiafnLNTD7ppZ38IAdoVoSopkv7l21ib8vmLPZe3iaE0dA"}
{"text": "加油啊，我可是买的你赢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEqQLe6EmjS2iatPbTojFeKOdia8ibGNK2NoHwkUsvTFPbRIRj6g8SEEPBw"}
{"text": "你负责按住那个会动的抹布我去去就来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9sw8z4u38j20bj0b63zx"}
{"text": "傻子，竟然还去排队，之前都被赶出去过。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6875264"}
{"text": "背后灵时不时地过来搭讪。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4969083"}
{"text": "显示“手术中”的指示灯刚刚变了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xoMDUewy5XicQ4lmB5yzleEEg9VyzN93CbzOOCJqicibEZz9NXJFjIxu4Fw"}
{"text": "这次按掉闹铃后穿越得有点久", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLiaVayudLZKFrKsOk1zxpgZ5LPkuJeNhWicHicBAR9XbgDaRv1VKvWHUWg"}
{"text": "桃太郎说：“我去侦查。” 猴子说：“我来！” 鸡说：“不，我来吧！”", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6503019"}
{"text": "糟糕，网上浏览记录忘了清除", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibqZzUysMfGvfwylkicY2cVXprvPb322qabQic9iawt1rW8HIBfZ49Z3AcQ"}
{"text": "我妈以前教过一个学生，读书的时候普普通通没有什么存在感，毕业之后倒是逢年过节就给我妈发祝福短信，有时候春节还会来我家看看。当时我妈还感慨，教过的那些好学生一个个都没了音讯，就他一个格外有心 blahblah……直到有一天他跟我姐表白了。", "question": "事后才感觉「好像有哪里不对」是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下周也请看哦！剪刀石头布！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6503019"}
{"text": "QQ 空间。", "question": "请问这些佛句出自哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，主人，耳朵还是冷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mcgtxZgDHdZBczp6nlvx1ib7uEutL0EoAjLRnCtO1n8Yuvy7St3qRPgQ"}
{"text": "多啦A梦总是在别人不注意时偷偷释放手指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eopbi3m2r3j209908wjst"}
{"text": "有一次在电台里听到指挥中心呼叫：「xx 巡处中队，请你们去一下 xx 门口，那里有两个人在打架。」「那里属于 YY 巡处中队辖区，我们辖区在路对面。」「好的。」（约 2 分钟）「xx 巡处中队，你们还是去一下吧，YY 巡处中队已经到现场了，他们说他们到现场的时候两个人已经打到路对面去了，现在两个人还在花坛里打……」", "question": "对讲机里听到过什么趣事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "首先，需要增加很多女性角色……点击下载《御龙在天手游》，体验另一个英雄辈出的平行世界。", "question": "广告 · 如何将《三国演义》拍摄成类似《权力的游戏》的电视剧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我拜托奶奶帮我晾被子，结果。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5048208"}
{"text": "朋友：“不换衣服的吗？我：（打开衣柜）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyicGibhyPUt5qL5klg391hWXGichyhOwTbU5jGoibbCGLjKDhEshLIjrvEg"}
{"text": "我宣传脱发治疗后，吸引了很多人来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4935023"}
{"text": "留级通知的委婉说法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTCicwICpIMwHOgqWAORM0QFibRzkW982Wiaj3wNiac80R6ibPFibeBSrJUVUQ"}
{"text": "倒立", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDNRB0YiaMqvyZia55V3Haa1w3WOty2VhgFiaB1jAAGh6vQsWTkWs2vI8bYlafj1HN0eC2poTZQOKEYw"}
{"text": "照片上的祖宗真的下来吃饭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUw5MibmCZ3EbkIfm6eUkzxlNkFNCDDy8xgTPckgj5icvPkiaIY0icyXF5qg"}
{"text": "染色体团体战准优胜队伍的表演。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "763889"}
{"text": "昨日帮助的乌龟在这里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5853754"}
{"text": "E我妈尝试叫我起床时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHkV09f7jcy8aZYsUew8QoDdSQ95AibqC4yuTjrNtnPnggW6ZFUjib0WLA"}
{"text": "优质变差。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486210"}
{"text": "遇到困难就靠维基百科。", "question": "把谚语改成现代风格。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "1485033"}
{"text": "这个人看起来有一瞬间的不正经，你要诚实地告诉我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389212"}
{"text": "...10%的才华和20%的努力...再加上30%的胆怯...剩下的40%是‘运气’。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4056132"}
{"text": "自首了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63p1ib32U8pRJwicERyN0U3QLRpPW0hbB3RWvALxapicOHfYnXxjEI7Gxdew"}
{"text": "安倍经济学", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2741980"}
{"text": "滴滴答答滴滴答答滴滴答答滴水声。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "飞机人无法被击败。", "question": "在游戏中感到烦躁。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2447056"}
{"text": "我今天开车来的", "question": null, "star": 239, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6meqnumkyj61401acajz02"}
{"text": "好了好了，不用修复了，把那个工具箱放在这里就好，真的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5402482"}
{"text": "狗中之王", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4022485"}
{"text": "今晚的晚餐。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373350"}
{"text": "穿着礼物送来的风格。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6305240"}
{"text": "十个节目八个假唱，就连 TMD 相声都是", "question": "你见过最用心的年会节目是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的小野妹子不可能这么可爱。", "question": "给名作动画加上三个字变成迷作动画。", "star": 1269, "type": "T2T", "image": "2707370"}
{"text": "我不想去医院了。", "question": "然而现在，我却在享受着突如其来的、莫名其妙的胸口疼痛。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6374569"}
{"text": "怀念。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3100179"}
{"text": "巴伐利亚蛋糕的细节太棒了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290311"}
{"text": "大夫说每天只能喝一杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHSsjHJssJYw4muibKAy8FrzEIMM67wtQepUw9ZdOrkfboPRblDDIFJQ1A"}
{"text": "当你要睡觉时的蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4ViaianibcCOHHRYZVpP53SEZahsESVqgwPhsv9OPLQ5G5JFgWicvrucGmmg"}
{"text": "下班时", "question": null, "star": 150, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "愿意离职的员工占94%。", "question": "热心的员工占6%。", "star": 87, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215647"}
{"text": "大丈夫，明天一定是第二天。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "大家好我是灭霸还有15分钟我就要被复联锤爆了有没有老铁借我500块钱让我升级下无限手套，等我统治宇宙了就把地球交给你管理，骗你我是狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9WzPVdpzgNQCOAN6k31VsxP8FVgXY7l4TIiaIKxH4ZOtrTDQ7xDItyhQ"}
{"text": "直接挖伸不进去可是亮出爪子的话鼻子会出血吧", "question": null, "star": 434, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grr3izwltij611f165jxe02"}
{"text": "什么知识盲区，我哭了。", "question": "大家有被表白的经历吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爱罗", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "如盖针毡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "风刃术！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388381"}
{"text": "就像七岁失恋那天觉的整个人都不会再爱了一样。", "question": "在二十岁时就参透生死是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊，我吃辣的承受能力很低。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7329661"}
{"text": "你猜", "question": "女孩子真的猜不透吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "教练说着如果再摔倒就糟了，医生是这么说的，在走路的时机将球传给替补。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1253500"}
{"text": "宫崎谦介不能进房间。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5601454"}
{"text": "拿着鱼来报恩，发现恩人开始脱裤子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKGNia3DVOIGan61vfib0fA5gmdqnVWPMibiawhGjzcCfsU8Dwiauus4vNcsA"}
{"text": "所以！这就是你经常踩我的原因？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpSw7icNs9b2lnnCIRHibHPRlm79cO3yLdbHFBODggPrgFpNNVWgm9Rqpg"}
{"text": "回到话题，我还是个街头斗士新手的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1979182"}
{"text": "我有一个绝妙的 idea，就差一个程序员了。我有一个绝妙的理论，就差一个科学家给我证明出来了。", "question": "如何评价「当科学家千辛万苦爬上山顶时，佛学家已在此等候多时」这句话?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“我和朋友们准备下楼玩而外边突然下起了雨”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906050"}
{"text": "屁股侦探在海外被拍成了真人版，好可怕。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6560953"}
{"text": "家庭聚会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVuaCN1Kzc5vOQgenChu9frwdKd1P3euf4kRMkw6uXbXwcLlN3ltbXQw"}
{"text": "163……164……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKYgtCNt9TCib1MLwIgs2fSLjx5z1pKFkGXAykex4zyCWZGKdYLxb0jkA"}
{"text": "走过去就会加分的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4943035"}
{"text": "准备送到饭店的小龙虾活下来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3A2eSoR9mibLA3QddYGKjDh5djY4ibtORx6NUiaeWibn6kfibMMuBvUC0AOQ"}
{"text": "希望今天的晚饭是汉堡。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7382324"}
{"text": "李白被杠精拖去量瀑布", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suotl33A7zZ3WicsW8VXxbkhywdGh7n43jf1qxFnzDqLl0rBRic7wsm0prA"}
{"text": "只要一系紧腕带，铯就会泄漏。", "question": "奥特曼在日常生活中遇到困难。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "829589"}
{"text": "“老师，这题奥特曼会” “...奥特曼居然真的会”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "奥利司他可以抑制脂肪吸收，阿卡波糖可以抑制碳水化合物吸收。但是，前者吃了漏油，后者吃了喷气。两个一起吃下去，就像开了20年的破吉普的排气管，一边哗哗哗漏油，一边突突突喷气。", "question": "对于那种高热量高脂肪高碳水的垃圾食品，吃过量的情况下还能吃什么抑制其吸收的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "错误的逻辑：谢谢你的伤害让我变得坚强。正确的逻辑：正因为我是坚强的人才没有被你的伤害击垮，bitch。", "question": "如何看待「感谢伤害过你的人」这种说法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还好啦，不过。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "游戏初期只能选择这几个角色", "question": null, "star": 296, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hee7iffk2yj6140123aiz02"}
{"text": "我愿意", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "盲医：先生，这个力道可以吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLHSJibLXjTRzRIrbdzhXVnbAcDekTd4DMS9iciaJkNHLV2KZicP6D2NIicQw"}
{"text": "虎年到兔年的除夕之夜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mlekpCrsuOsUrW9qVJqAUfOLpM8kxthlNAmudR96DOuJWSFysia9cxSw"}
{"text": "它看上去是气球，实际上是头牛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "你这种思想很危险啊，这么搞会把联合国搞没了的。", "question": "联合国安理会的五个常任理事成员国资格是无论如何也不能被罢免或者取消的吗？比如某个国家在国际上非常孤立，那么这个国家有没有可能被通过某种程序解除安理会常任理事国资格呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玩真心话大冒险输了的猴子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0mXibZ57o4FeMReP6iak93aBeKC2qJcocicbHQHzWbJoHrIXK5qL4HBiceHw"}
{"text": "冷嘲热讽变为赞扬。", "question": "请问冬将军忠诚会有什么结果？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7004047"}
{"text": "誓死守护单位公章", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4r27xGZ5kXVIPwR0rHl1xJDUsXMdhCiaMx0ibIZCibNJySuhWk5WSoR0Kg"}
{"text": "猫型陨石坠落现场", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "牛马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPkh7XSjhrNLRZfXZ9BpDOeian8uZsn62poZiblbmZLBAHm9htLOzUjG2w"}
{"text": "遍身罗绮者，不是养蚕人。 ", "question": "如果软件正在占领全世界，为什么程序员得不到任何尊重？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能接受富二代男友骗我他很穷！！！", "question": "你能接受男朋友骗你吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鞋子破了，大拇指露出来了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3183869"}
{"text": "你好，我叫greeeen。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7365703"}
{"text": "第一次遇见熊的毛子和第n次遇见毛子的可怜的熊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLv2M1789uQEwqGlkJNibDVnLRNescH7FtfbtxiaUCMrick8NT3gzXSSHkQg"}
{"text": "毕业离校的时候，游戏里掉了个好东西，扭头炫耀的时候才发现整个寝室就剩下了自己，当时的感觉真像挨了一记闷拳啊", "question": "最孤独的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "班上唯一的满分上前领试卷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibOUUy0ibbEliar2GCYWE3byOA36F3lb52q72elIu8n5zY4ag0IBHPGCsg"}
{"text": "数1", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "上个厕所就想走？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GYjNjMV73PHh6sa4cabkzpIfbFMms3JM7UJicTcFazhiagpFcoxqWona24pzicC6tHUdusXdMVZrSmg"}
{"text": "酷安用户某天灵光乍现，把手机卡的名字改成了「无 SIM 卡」，然后手机就真的检测不出来对应的手机卡了，也无法点开相应 sim 卡设置改回正常名称。魅族手机的系统 bug。解决办法也简单，先把系统语言改成英文，然后就能重新设置 sim 卡信息了，想出这解决办法的，属实是人类智商巅峰了。", "question": "程序员兄弟们生涯中写过最大的 bug 是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你无法震撼一只蚂蚁。", "question": "哲学家能说一个能震撼我的东西吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我能反杀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcyUV8Pc7W7iaMia5WJgqUExgkia2OLo0T6TaicTg32eVM6AgsA89hWTv6og"}
{"text": "真人版名侦探柯南", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3877723"}
{"text": "学医之前以为也就癌症艾滋治不好，学医之后发现能治好的病没几个。", "question": "学医后你觉得最恐怖的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊~幸福的泵~去哪儿了~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4757810"}
{"text": "该不会两个拳头里都是空的吧", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "“风啊，你向西刮！风：“你才像西瓜！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OLr8UsbpP8cfrA5IzpibLus8oW9g7OBh2aibeWh2WRmUc2rDvNtyA6ESA"}
{"text": "双十一盯着大屏幕的马云", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0IuibPwSdob3Y8lZR8LyH49VnCAHIkTMolXia6RGwuE5Lxh4Eg1z9P5bw"}
{"text": "诸葛成像（承相）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9Gr5eicgicX6WicJ3JhfUAgMeMvkqh9wAQ7BicFZtvsBarTBfOia0Wjic1dOibaS22vMJscqsice3VMy0Ig"}
{"text": "诸葛连弩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eepxvuy9auj2093096mxz"}
{"text": "这个老板做木材生意身价过亿说明五行喜木，偷了绿化带木箱也是木，木太多了就要用一副银手镯去克，银手镯属金。", "question": "张家港一位资产上亿老板盗窃绿化木箱给丈母娘种菜，他将面临哪些法处罚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一年送朋友，北京南站去天津，他们进站之后，我坐地铁回北五环的家，后来他们到了天津，住进了宾馆，我都还没到家……", "question": "如何不吹牛地形容北京有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "adewithmematl店家说新推出的煎饼卷菜搭配了8倍的食材", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArHQ0b60Q3W9CYnPaK3ickgqvLK3NJZbXP0Zlib1jVmhhCLYUnDia2iaAPNA"}
{"text": "大人，您的血压好像有点高。这里我来处理一下，给您端去！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1565839"}
{"text": "蔡伦纸到底厉害在哪？现在没有国家能造出这种水平的纸么？", "question": "《蒙娜丽莎》到底好在哪里？现在没有人能画出这种水平的画吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小太郎和小鱼丸", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6482885"}
{"text": "你好吗？", "question": "这样的打工地方的店长我讨厌。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3864126"}
{"text": "坐在指挥台上听。", "question": "在大型交响乐音乐会中听音乐的礼仪很差。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4759921"}
{"text": "在搬家前收到了同学们的留言让我很感动，但是第二天仔细一看，所有的笔迹竟然都是班主任的。", "question": null, "star": 360, "type": "I2T", "image": "640563"}
{"text": "你有冰吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "Ctrl+Windows+C感受不一样的世界。（知乎日报注：1.不要尝试 2.我知道你肯定会尝试，不过不是对所有人都有用）", "question": "你知道哪些关于 Windows 10 的骚操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当年芮成钢也是这么想的。", "question": "5 月 2 日，姜文来剑桥参加一个正式晚宴，我有幸参加。请问在就餐期间我提出什么样的问题可以震慑住全场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "知识浅薄，性格粗野，进行分析。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3979894"}
{"text": "严肃点，我说正事儿呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUiaEV9d93qVCYEyzPlpEFDS0YTesSpJiamn79MCtAiaZActK5P8IBCJLlyg"}
{"text": "作业没做就来了，泽伦斯基同学，站在走廊上！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7083213"}
{"text": "我弟：嫦娥应该很好看吧我：哪个仙女不好看我弟：你们这些自称小仙女的人……？？？", "question": "如何用一句话破坏聊天氛围？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她的家人", "question": "谁能受得了不做家务不做饭不洗碗的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拜拜了袖子", "question": null, "star": 471, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnjl2d28hhj612x19177k02"}
{"text": "那要开始了哦我和你的塔克拉玛干计划", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1fd4vrlfg4ag30ay066u0x"}
{"text": "这道菜的隐藏风味是咸味。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5798752"}
{"text": "玩俄罗斯方块时，突然落下来了一个从没见过的形状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahMSAqY3gfo1yQDPrAzib4Zxo6C3JXJDTzrZ1yKwP0tDfibVmGIVJPJBWibg"}
{"text": "说明书上没有写怎么走路", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "拟人化的发霉声。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2965531"}
{"text": "把世界大战写成世界对战会被认为是傻瓜。", "question": "我不喜欢成为第三次世界大战的导火索。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6936952"}
{"text": "装配工人教客户使用滚筒洗衣机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R20eLFKAZBvhU3Yia8ZXToDFyoddY88yNP97VtuP73Hc8Bh0ibTJlAFxibkjbdMzdP6EZlB5oncyd7A"}
{"text": "财务人员：大家注意啦，重要的问题说三遍：这个人叫马冬梅！这个人叫马冬梅！这个人叫马冬梅！ 报销人员 1：马什么梅？报销人员 2：什么冬梅？报销人员 3：马东什么？报销人员 4：牛冬梅！报销人员 5：马冬冬！报销人员 6：不知道为什么，即使我知道是马东梅，却仍然想写马文才！财务人员：卒", "question": "财务人员为什么老是看上去特别不高兴？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人正在股间夹着什么东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6992349"}
{"text": "她的素颜就是这样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5336237"}
{"text": "永久23号的面具", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7256959"}
{"text": "杰克在那表演用屁股夹住棍子已经很久了，我们再考虑要不要回头看他一眼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "和蚊子殊死搏斗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eikmoteb27j20b00bo3z7"}
{"text": "我的十一长假", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWkOiaLpP0ro34kLBUKozS2xpvgkhlUOPIJP5Lj40Wun5oSDZMkh4Ozfw"}
{"text": "我跟我老公认识半个月结婚，现在孩子五个月，有一天他下楼买尿不湿，顺便嫖了个娼。", "question": "闪婚的人现在怎么样了?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上网搜索江户川柯南自动关联了工藤新一", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggva9aoz6cj211011tjz9"}
{"text": "礼仪会让人感觉受到了应有的尊重，而繁文缛节只会让你感觉蛋疼。有不少人混淆了这两者的界限，有人将繁文缛节理解为礼仪，有人则将没礼貌当成是与繁文缛节作斗争。", "question": "礼仪和繁文缛节的差别在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最大的体验是：当你获得一台性能火箭式上升的电脑时，已经没有什么时间玩游戏了。", "question": "电脑性能火箭式上升是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在请听桌子先生发言", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLDDG3M3JoqnkicF5t5A8Wia23lvXVAIicorZEJMrcwUUYvE8COn5gibRXww"}
{"text": "顺时针旋转90变得奇怪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZ10ZCrn6K7juI0FzMItyMmnzws7pibpzvAUGRj6INbPyAYBDgicCGibib3g"}
{"text": "我错打了彩色复印件。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6229641"}
{"text": "和顽固污渍搏斗的洗衣粉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQKu9PkhR2lm06kUFicSzuSGnNwY73djmMCiabKOxM3P0P4nJWOvsTF9EOVvhKEOJjg2zC21UOWLKg"}
{"text": "三田 '三田' 三田 '三田' 三田 '三田'", "question": null, "star": 74, "type": "I2T", "image": "1754305"}
{"text": "想举手回答又不确定答案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868XRGbiaPNbw06k25YkceBrciccFvUdZibiaFNict4QS2YibWAodRGRy8KQibXw"}
{"text": "妈妈，又在白天搞远程酒会了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5390750"}
{"text": "我们约在决赛见，可是第一战就败下来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7094260"}
{"text": "12生肖有空位了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hf78rx0fqyj30ci0elt9z"}
{"text": "播出事故", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4911742"}
{"text": "这里挖一挖，就会有意想不到的收获。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6772021"}
{"text": "什么！我们是嘟嘟利？！", "question": null, "star": 86, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "某年的冬季刚做完手术，望着天花板的灯太过刺眼，于是……用床单盖住了头！结果……刚推出手术室，我娘看到一下被吓瘫了……嚎啕大哭一下扑到我身上哭喊着：咋做个痔疮手术人就没了………医生护士惊呆了，尴尬死我了……", "question": "在医院里就医遇到过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看，这个问题下的每个回答者都觉得自己是受到伤害的那一方。", "question": "离婚是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喝醉后去赶末班车的两人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h26pdpb5orj30ci0elq3o"}
{"text": "1.我不吃屎，你每次看到新鲜热乎的屎不要喊我，我真的不吃屎，心意领了，但是我真的吃不下，谢谢！你每次看到热乎乎的屎，自己不吃，一屁股坐在它边上，讨好的冲我叫，我不觉得这是讨好，因为屎很臭，你整得全身臭烘烘的，我有点受不了。2.你不要把爸爸给你做的排骨埋起来，能吃就吃完，不要省着埋起来，南方热，过段时间就腐败了，很臭，我不吃腐败的东西，你不用特意给我埋，我真不吃。我们知道你流浪过，很爱惜食物，害怕下一顿没有吃的，但是，你要相信爸爸哇，他每次给你买肉都是用桶装回家的，肯定够吃的啊！3.不要老是咬二狗子，二狗子比你机灵，它不和你计较，不代表它怕你。二狗子不喜欢吃屎，你不用怕它会抢屎，每次看到粑粑，不用防着二狗子，它不吃，我也不吃。", "question": "如果我们能和狗交谈，你会告诉你的小狗哪三件事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你没有如期归来，而这正是离别的意义。——北岛", "question": "如果世间所有的相遇都是久别重逢，那离别是为了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吉他烧成占化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZBsPkY074UY3APdq71QfLxhB8Otb0cZvwW2yFSHcDr2VNOO3QhEZ2vA"}
{"text": "鳗鱼饭", "question": "如果福袋里装的是令人惊讶的东西，那可就不得了了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6977171"}
{"text": "下一条命就到我了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "他似乎想和我做朋友，正看着我。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "175724"}
{"text": "在女主角脱下玻璃鞋的那一刻，她即兴说了一句好啊！有钱人！王妃就是我了！，于是我们就采用了这个桥段。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2113765"}
{"text": "介绍一下，这是我的非洲朋友，小白", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibCGYMCZUCHADrjdCIR1OM396XzXmvrVHliboVcEkUPqvFkComoa6bFQA"}
{"text": "复活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h19ffxawt0j30ci0elgok"}
{"text": "我不太清楚我的位置。这样就可以了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7247798"}
{"text": "正常，假如我儿子从冰箱偷偷拿冰棍吃也会只叫他爸，不会叫我。他爸会和他分赃我会削他俩。", "question": "红孩儿准备吃唐僧肉时为何没先请铁扇公主？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里的保安水平达到最高级别。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6735167"}
{"text": "核酸检测阳性报告", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "妈妈回家发现孩子坐在梳妆台前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHk17kDFdOS1G5nTjlbSQtpBb2qsp4F4BQD5FbStn0RqaqwicYeBKHtg3A"}
{"text": "全家人只有我没变成水豚", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "资本家去明尼苏达泡妞，被人报案了，谁知道这风险导致了多少损失，反正股价波动很大，回来之后工人被裁了。到底谁替谁承担了风险？", "question": "资本家是否真的替工人承担了风险？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汗流雨下啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuvZiaickEKBDnWibfhKviablOaUjEibKsdJrrA24J7Gj3xhfYQOTEM8zsOvA"}
{"text": "太大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR2IPxTd6bVHoicibYna8gc9wl737KuQfagpVCx0n150NamBojttibw3OIgg"}
{"text": "倒霉孩子学会的第一首曲子就是来电铃声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Dr06vVxmibhIRwyySjUNRgKhWpJxxd0RDy2Jjm1WdlLXhGjibZZOZlFAWQ"}
{"text": "星巴克和塔利斯差不多。", "question": "请用简单易懂的方式向女生解释街头霸王和铁拳的区别。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6954443"}
{"text": "看到警察、特警、士兵是帅哥，能不能上去亲一下？不能。那警犬军犬也不能。人家也是有警籍军籍的！也是有任务的！", "question": "看到警犬能摸么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于解决了在厕所遇到领导如何不尴尬的打招呼的问题：“哟，领导您还亲自来上厕所啊！”", "question": "如果人能代替另一个人上厕所，世界会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一才才说好一起跑过终点那家伙却一个人先走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi8vrnejycj30ci0el793"}
{"text": "脑子进水才会想结婚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGmWVC09XLFbibX9S844pjHQSvC61r0DI1RwdKQv5f3SlU6f6n13ceqhg"}
{"text": "下雪了，下雪了！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3547468"}
{"text": "想看看他们能不能通过图灵测试。", "question": "为什么你还在坚持跟反智们讲道理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你不得不和人视频聊天而皮肤状态又很差的情况下怎么办，千万别着急，只要在指尖蘸取薄薄一层乳液，轻蹭在你的前置摄像头上，瞬间美颜效果 plus。亲身体验，别谢我，叫我雷锋，快！还有就是涂抹手法特别重要，lotion 一定要少而薄，手速一定要轻而快。祝各位宝贝越来越美，再不用手动美颜。以上。", "question": "怎样视频聊天能有美颜功效？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打开玉手箱，连性别都变了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6695451"}
{"text": "哎呀，是塑料做的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6096403"}
{"text": "静听为上。", "question": "尽情发挥，修改标题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7170540"}
{"text": "失踪的兔子都找到了饲养员也不来道歉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdicku2YF3ib8VfwwZDep9O8LRn83jHibWgIfsnyNeGeydSSEK2PUF4o7rmjZA"}
{"text": "战斗模拟进行得太激烈，我都快疯了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6527380"}
{"text": "「你还记得她吗？」「早忘了，哈哈。」「我还没说是谁……」", "question": "有哪些很短却很悲伤的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "总理的车来了。", "question": "下午的工作我实在不想回去，能麻烦你对我说句话吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5392834"}
{"text": "斗殴罪被强制遣返。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6397677"}
{"text": "瞧不起筷子摆放的兼职工作。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5233222"}
{"text": "轻率的行为/决定", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4160944"}
{"text": "《走近科学》。", "question": "有哪些开头惊为天人，后续和结尾却很平淡的电影/电视剧/动画/漫画/小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金银馒头粘在一起了的情况", "question": null, "star": 56, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "我还没睡着呢？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352975"}
{"text": "耶稣受难日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblShjtZicsicpk1AXCkN5F8ft46k8STG3nIicgl4s1464ObQ7j8okULXzj4w"}
{"text": "什么时候贫穷和潦倒能成为罪恶的挡箭牌了？", "question": "如何看待沃尔玛女工被割喉后，网友「别人都混到偷盒饭的地步了，你还要苦苦相逼」的评论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到底要怎么做才好呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3640256"}
{"text": "在那个水龙头那里洗手。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 627, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "警察的位置导航。", "question": "最新款的车载导航仪。“需要什么样的功能？有什么样的功能？”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5439697"}
{"text": "感觉有点不对劲，艺术游泳（旧称：同步游泳）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5834865"}
{"text": "是时候开门了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfxjaaf0ebj30ci0elmy3"}
{"text": "不是不允许补课了吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "为什么会有那么多直升机呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954383"}
{"text": "是你把我的假牙换成兔子牙的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE863q4tJRalSYxfHAEXpkrFQ7LdYic8MBPcz7xDZffn1cRaK7Wy7K9rA"}
{"text": "自从拉布拉多的模仿表演受欢迎后，我就一直这样做。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2641758"}
{"text": "好可怕啊，这么清楚地照出来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7274302"}
{"text": "我是让你给我摘下来不是让你给我拍下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1epo4a89yr8j209p0be0ul"}
{"text": "这款有M码么？", "question": null, "star": 268, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh99bal9v7j211o19iq9r"}
{"text": "哥哥，明胶果真很厉害啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuClf6289w8fWzpFaYc5W3vibTw78XYslODvRH8r2icaQzxIkGibzDd1ibVbAia6SbOr7fgjcGs2FEhdqOg"}
{"text": "为什么是我说？上司都没说话什么时候轮到我了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8Dia6ZytovWvGNMibhicCHPPicdyooXxlUKAyOJf3yoQRm9ujOuvZu8o2ZQ"}
{"text": "哎哟，放大……放大……就这样吧。", "question": null, "star": 612, "type": "I2T", "image": "7243975"}
{"text": "妈妈还在生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3oYe7wAEOoRqOf8oeI7zclBnWxibc9kE8gLCX0tSZfHIDU1d1GPzzGBQ"}
{"text": "我眼中的妹妹生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20BjW2pgkpa5C9xCcbmrmVGibJWiaicZXLWZJl1Wm6AjPY5vOpuqMSPH3WQ"}
{"text": "忘记带麻醉针了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc8womme1rj30ci0elwi4"}
{"text": "我可是收到了邀请函哦~你呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5464832"}
{"text": "如果是我，就能闻出来！", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "女：还好没发现桌上有跳d", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRK959XrY66hrKybIBibueJEML2IXhP80XsYb0SrwfwgL1zC8U0ibL4DR8A"}
{"text": "追踪猎户座~", "question": "什么是适当的图画歌曲歌词？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1272613"}
{"text": "“先闭上眼，拿这铁棍顶住坏牙”“好了，然后呢？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyeGOoHiaCictATCnkC3EOqERCFp157mysX9VHSwFdYvjGeongt5iaJibFYA"}
{"text": "看岛国片不会按快进键", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5TQaT61Qg6UFOftFqiaib9ELc0rLZ7ribWjyyDeMribeovusGeVvESRKThoibickicEU2gr4NmSiaHtVYRA"}
{"text": "你是在黑英格兰队么？", "question": "为什么巴西联赛水平不强，但世界杯上巴西国家队被人们看好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为观众要看的是爱奇艺，不是爱歧义。", "question": "看了《吐槽大会》一类的脱口秀为什么抵制说谐音梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你对象想和你亲热时你老板告诉你方案没过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOicAm3HctflXDVEH1wHNciaYNZ0ibJmjHFSwP6Tg682Co8YNVEf0LQhzIRRz76IV21mapqtYichSnBg"}
{"text": "啊！柯南君？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6465735"}
{"text": "弟弟带了一群朋友回家吃饭。一会儿弟弟神神秘秘到厨房对做饭的妈妈说：「这里面可有一个是你未来的儿媳妇。」妈妈头都没抬，说：「是穿白裙子那个吧。」弟弟惊讶地说：「妈，你真神了，怎么看出来的？」妈妈淡淡地说：「这么些人里面我最烦的就是她。」", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的推理桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你什么都没有，却能看到什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2974521"}
{"text": "开学前拼命补暑假日记时天真的弟弟拿看春卷皮求我帮他折纸鹤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h02pxcwr1ij30ci0eldk5"}
{"text": "还有两天呢(笑)?", "question": "今年也请您多多关照。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6955272"}
{"text": "师父，蜂蜜原汁的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4107054"}
{"text": "别光吃睡了，偶尔也服务一下客人啊。 'zzz...'", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1344236"}
{"text": "“你头发是烫的吗？”", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "周围已经没有别人了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354608"}
{"text": "你啊，发际线很有前途呢。一定要加入我们后退发际线部，'坚决拒绝'。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1898510"}
{"text": "差不多该戒掉吃豆腐了...", "question": "想想为了依赖药物生活超过四十年，就觉得突然变得毫无意义了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7172312"}
{"text": "我以为你在低头，按了好评按钮。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3127560"}
{"text": "正在调查从上往下看的人和从下往上看的人的数量。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1465718"}
{"text": "我要更大的奥利奥饼干", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "- 前两天我家热得快炸了- 你开空调啊！", "question": "有哪些让人笑得停不下来的冷笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "考上研的知识分子&没考上的知识分母", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHSjNjxEDeoVjE6j2KwQCamOyy4Gnia3Kb0zcYLNDH3pL2V1YmicWqU6Kg"}
{"text": "这……这饭都发青了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtlz4js7bhj30ci0eln0n"}
{"text": "失去铠甲的螃蟹，没有壳的虾；隔天不烂的香蕉，没有籽的瓜；脑袋大的核桃仁，瓜子一把抓；不会中毒的河豚，五谷爆米花；左手中华小当家，右手老干妈。", "question": "吃货们都幻想过什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对，两份快乐儿童餐打包什么？你是有意见吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWp2jFXHuPr0AnegfunKOicQwdbnqw1ZQkhEffcEcG6DSMjMNGWFcNoY5A"}
{"text": "收钱之后转身离开→_→", "question": "在正式场合穿着正装如何避免被当做服务员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你会变成，不喜欢男不喜欢女，只喜欢看小说而已。", "question": "看耽美百合小说看多了，性向真的会弯么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个鼻子朝上的女孩，我好像说了什么来着？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7373284"}
{"text": "迷你可以做成章鱼烧。", "question": "请将谚语改编为现代风格。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5221474"}
{"text": "它咋没蛋？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "看着像18岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fuv54nplz0j20md0tuwha"}
{"text": "明天学校不提供伙食，所以要带便当。", "question": "别问我那种事。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7349422"}
{"text": "卸了妆。他走过来很紧张地抓住我的肩膀拼命摇：「宝宝，宝宝你怎么了！你去救火了吗刚才？！脸都烧黑了！」", "question": "有个喜欢作死的男朋友是个什么样体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大哥，有什么事吗？不是开玩笑的！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1693604"}
{"text": "这是一个很亲切的监狱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1394305"}
{"text": "新型麻醉针射偏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0s3xd9ywcj30ci0eldj1"}
{"text": "老虎袭击来了。", "question": "请问有关镰仓时代的3本相关书籍/文献。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6570130"}
{"text": "真的吗？我完全没发现耶！放心放心！不会告诉任何人的啦！啊，说曹操曹操就到！喂！小咪！这家伙喜……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grs1npz1c2j30ci0elgua"}
{"text": "一个正在家祭祖的潮汕人收到北方朋友发来的一条微信：冬至快乐。", "question": "北方有哪些东西可以吓坏南方人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是前几天帮过我的富岳三十六景。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5853817"}
{"text": "拍照一定要比心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibmsNOyWR4hvLdGPJfmWQn3D3picrictqHWNjjElyDmOunCiaXgnSunER2w"}
{"text": "我说了今天要一起去的，怎么没来？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847705"}
{"text": "万圣节的服装定制，工厂将“把刀插进帽子”，读成“刀把插进帽子”", "question": null, "star": 108, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "家居中心的新员工培训", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941238"}
{"text": "我的自行车？！我的包？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388662"}
{"text": "iPhone新款颜色发布啦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3548790"}
{"text": "出问题了/出bug了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4462700"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里获胜了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196401"}
{"text": "模仿泰坦尼克号的表演笨拙可笑。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6971097"}
{"text": "乘坐时光机旅行时遇到了一个奇怪的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gll1t539bpj30ci0elq9v"}
{"text": "因为处分问题而没有扔掉里面的东西就丢弃的HDD在遗迹发掘纪录片中被大力报道，我很焦急。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2422830"}
{"text": "十四位不可以吗？", "question": "把它乘以七，感觉很麻烦。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5523075"}
{"text": "洗个澡内衣和墨镜没了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RLicvTCUxyEYDlSuvKt48k9uJ8k05ibuAYvmOhP9cSFMZgoicX7AmgakgAd1zjgHFKCFVp3DeslkxLg"}
{"text": "快过去！！喵喵顶不住啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm9blsps1kj30ci0elwk6"}
{"text": "关于我家猫吸猫薄荷的样子有点不对劲这件事", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "刮点腿毛下来种在头上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "给太爷爷上坟的表弟有点拽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvE0llaEFS0PAqibXZd6aM2lkceH52urF2awWqNQKiaqnicaiazwMwHO6mgPg"}
{"text": "邻居家的龙猫托托罗的报答", "question": "把两部经典电影混合在一起弄乱。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4831274"}
{"text": "你只是吃胖了，不用每次都来妇产科", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esqytcbca9j20a80ajmz2"}
{"text": "白天按一下，真精神晚上按一下，睡得香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWrzw12icwgGvutNktCQxsK5pa30hewvcOxdGqOkE2bfSHb4aYAtdWRow"}
{"text": "您好，我叫秋元。请问能送50份特级寿司外卖吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6590411"}
{"text": "有蛋糕～记得吃哦！一小明", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgf5vg6nmkj30ci0elgqw"}
{"text": "将头发梳成大人摸样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868iaErW2Um1pE7K2vd7XqRnQ3Y1iaGkr7WcpWYcSN1QWyf34iaFibHeicWdGw"}
{"text": "你们都不牛逼。看我的。一天，我跟女友在路边摊上买苹果，称完后 3 斤。我掂了掂，分量绝对不对，立刻把我的 iPhone5 扔上去了，擦尼玛，182 克。老子的手机买回来连膜都没贴一个，就加了一个 SIM 卡，尼玛怎么就从 112 克变成了 182 克了呢。老板果断按了几下电子秤键盘，然后就回到 112 克，再扔回苹果称完付钱走人。", "question": "iPhone 有哪些鲜为人知的功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看过来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7258819"}
{"text": "在这里大家都能得到治愈和被治愈。", "question": "请你告诉我，在逗比中会发生什么温暖的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7317364"}
{"text": "人間だから要注意。", "question": "在谚语或名言后面加上“但是”来破坏它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5618635"}
{"text": "有架外国飞机在双流机场迫降，塔台问「what's wrong with your plane?」机长在广播里大喊「mayday! （没得！）mayday!（没得！）」当班的四川工作人员「哦」了一声就没理他了。飞机于是坠毁了。", "question": "有哪些必须会两种语言才能听懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "丘比特：今年我一定要帮到你！", "question": null, "star": 318, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haze84tvc7j614018ugxc02"}
{"text": "老婆总买一些奇奇怪怪外形的洗手液", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "现在凌晨几点了？！你告诉我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "三只小猪拍成了纪录片。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5972344"}
{"text": "草彅刚更新了个人资料照片。", "question": "裸体有什么不好？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7020921"}
{"text": "大灰狼：请问，你有纸吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMB4MpicgWQXExPhHzlxmeUoswJH9hbKjia6tLNBbzsN723btqqTnobswora9fk84IiaZqh9UepiaL5w"}
{"text": "保险费交不起了...只能这样了！", "question": null, "star": 411, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827195"}
{"text": "无法停止，谁也无法阻止我，那就是我，河童拉面。", "question": "把这个名牌商品拍得像厨房用品一样普通点可以吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265129"}
{"text": "啊，是小夫吗？你不说说那个有趣的游戏不去玩吗？哎？那是三人用的，那时候是电视录制的时候。", "question": null, "star": 1609, "type": "I2T", "image": "6986038"}
{"text": "我会只伤你，不会改变对你的爱。", "question": "把曲名用字母表中的七个字母拼出来，会很有趣，试试看吧。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7341932"}
{"text": "多亏你的失误我们才获得了冠军，谢谢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3kcd2ibGGTRY3ymngYOjWJDY73GDCeO6ph7lLOlWehB4VA1sD8YUxgcsA"}
{"text": "我想说，保护好身体。电脑没事的。", "question": "经常下载 AV，怎样保护电脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白痴吗？怎么能在连体衣里放屁呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROyn1c0Kt7Jviame1IE2nvXGqtOf1ovQmLC10X3szibfNIGTnTWQR6tyMSMcWntiawAzFYn53wmEE9g"}
{"text": "经常劝我冷静的那个朋友遇到和我一样的经历时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjDYrNibXNibGraicIx0LxMicic7pjhZMYU9LWC53TmicUI2OvXgUIuRylIiaFQ"}
{"text": "我买了老鼠回来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg2ebq0c1mj30ci0el3zu"}
{"text": "电脑连接家宅内外，风水流动最盛。处理器芯片从硅属土，应置于震位正东，震为雷电，利驱动电源。机箱偏东南，东南为巽卦属风，利散热。网线流量大，易受邪，当选农历三月丙卯日出产水晶头镇之，盖因丙丁为火，能克金（铜芯）歌诀曰：震为主兮巽为客，三线交接丙丁封，风雷相济驱主板，宽带无线阴阳生。手动斜眼", "question": "还有哪些跟「筷子一头圆一头方，是和天圆地方暗合」类似的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通过抑制有丝分裂阻止反派自愈的蚁人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJvJibPLnicCsrwKCTNH7CbcssEGd7FiaVhlunaqBuId1tYhVth0Cz2fWDA"}
{"text": "下班不走什么时候走？", "question": "现在的95后指挥不动，下班准时走，活安排不下去只能自己干，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去星巴克买咖啡", "question": "如果你得到了一个体积为1L，容积为1000L 的杯子，你会用它来做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去除公摊面积后我的房子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RX04OCZL6HECcueicPxPGArdbl1j9nQrQercCziasrFdPQqNugjvqTMCCzNDdPUqTstibPRBGR2FmDA"}
{"text": "拼图拼好了以后发现图案不对", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "能写出这种通知的领导，是不是当着他的面把快捷方式拖到回收站然后清空一下就可以了？", "question": "高校规定学生不删游戏就没收电脑，你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我被谣传是马化腾的私生女！小学的时候正好是杀马特的主流时期，那个时候的 QQ 网名都是这种：か染〆玖づ ☆★疼痛渗透心脏 ゝ_虛偽并真實著゛ じ颩⑴樣嘚尐年 ︶摆摊♂卖爱情℡然后空间是黄钻贵族的都受人敬佩，在自己空间设计模版，打上一些杀马特符号，挂上几张四十五度仰望天空的网红照片，简直受人爱戴到不行。然而我，当年叱咤风云，不仅有超长时长的会员黄钻，还有红钻绿钻蓝钻黑钻，还有摩尔庄园的超级拉姆，赛尔号的超能 NONO。（摩尔庄园的超级拉姆还是我从我爸办公室的座机里充的。）然后当时很多小学同学都加我好友，很多根本不认识的人，说是要参观一下我的 QQ 号（回想起来真的很沙雕）。后来加我的人越来越多，我充的钱也越来越多，然后就起了一个谣言，说我是马化腾的私生女，所以才不敢姓马，能有这么多福利。我：？？？这可是我辛辛苦苦攒的压岁钱！还专门存在了牛奶箱子里！然后这个谣言整个小学都没有断过，我否认他们就说我解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是事实（实在不知道为什么这句话当年这么受用）。甚至有人来加我要「我爸」马化腾的签名。后来网上出了各种流言，什么今天是马化腾女儿的生日，转发这段话，可以获得黄钻之类的。然后一帮子人给我发消息祝我生日快乐。他们发现转发了这段话之后还是没有黄钻，就发消息说「我爸」坑人，抠门儿之类的。我他喵，还要我怎样？如果有小学同学看到了，我再次郑重的解释下：我不是马化腾私生女！", "question": "你们在小学时做过什么轰动学校的事?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "停下球", "question": "我要成为一名职业高尔夫球手。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5320111"}
{"text": "我想让你轻松一点，别太在意了。", "question": "请说真话。", "star": 39, "type": "T2T", "image": "6490616"}
{"text": "若把巫山倒过来，上头粗来下头细。", "question": "向女孩表白后，她说：曾经沧海难为水，除却巫山不是云。该怎么回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在『不用手脱衣服大赛』中去年夺冠的汤姆一开局就因慢人一步而乱了节奏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpg2y30kmrj30ci0elq8z"}
{"text": "熊孩子突然把球踢向了正在和闺蜜散步的你", "question": null, "star": 69, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "你没做好孩子。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6924683"}
{"text": "当然是王语嫣了，她自始自终爱的都是表哥啊！这样我在外面偷吃，搞外遇就没什么可谴责的了。", "question": "如果要你从段誉几个妹妹中选一个作为妻子，你会选谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "目的不为社交，无心恋战。", "question": "为什么成人论坛极少人身攻击？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才放出了龟派气功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8fa99dhlhj30ci0elq52"}
{"text": "自拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8hlkxxkgyj210t13djw5"}
{"text": "怎么说呢-简直把我当狗一样对待-（变声器）", "question": null, "star": 792, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi7s3ogmtij210j137n5d"}
{"text": "没啥，你慢慢就会被一大帮当年似乎不如你的人超过，过段时间你就习惯了。", "question": "我是 985 学校保送的研究生，看到其他同学很多都是三本考研过来的，觉得心里不爽，这是种病吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "面对公然作弊的学生，年轻的女教师虽然语塞，但仍然坚持靠近他们施加压力。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582763"}
{"text": "楼下那个家伙前列腺功能太强大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5muHzMWXt7Vfc735vYgnsetpbIDZzPXaMXnYtkNxA8dic9tBBjRYcGXQ"}
{"text": "夹在上下左右任何一个方向，就可以吃掉对方的棋子。", "question": "请你教我一些连藤井聪太都不知道的围棋秘诀。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181840"}
{"text": "据说每次奥坎的发型都有变化。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "鲤鱼王洄游及产卵模式的物理海洋学调控机理（Physical modulation to the breeding migration of Magikarp）海西安峡谷山岳阻挡对局地陆 - 气相互作用的影响（Orographic blocking impacts on the local land-air interaction in the Halcyon Fold）轰龙行为模式的进化学研究（Evolutionary study on the behavior pattern of Tigarex）伟大航路中无风带的环流模式和垂向运动（On the non-wind-driven circulation and vertical motion within the Grand Line ）艾拉西亚水生生物多样性研究（Aquatic biodiversity in Erathia）艾泽拉斯地球物理学的数值模拟（Numertical simulation on the geophysics in Azeroth）等等等等etc...", "question": "假如你有了一笔充裕的研究经费，你想要从事什么领域的研究？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这只竹鼠可以吃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWan6x1icdNMmx1dVWGZXTF48iaocQDKPibKoYkSFnDTVPp04VZwicSLAFuQ"}
{"text": "男生对180+的执念", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvibf34OUf6AWynZTNTzSaNb58vsY3LU6dIV0kqx775NBjYoPcetSR4MQ"}
{"text": "螃蟹过量食用后遗症", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw28algflij20yi0w5kes"}
{"text": "白球嗯。白色，球状物，只会嗯嗯啊啊，又是医生……白球嗯。", "question": "Baymax 有比「大白」更好的翻译吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让我来使用你的枪吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6672289"}
{"text": "导弹消失了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6975975"}
{"text": "你也别躺看了，一起喊救命啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfbjjozinhj30ci0el0vi"}
{"text": "发热衣高端型号", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4293823"}
{"text": "喂，今晚我来做饭。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7102275"}
{"text": "刚刚登录游戏就要求填一份防沉迷协议", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVVIDWibR9icr6zKErtU2jFyC0G8rhPYwRn2icz3IjH8iaPLAahpDAMv5nFw"}
{"text": "末班车", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1647362"}
{"text": "解数学题时的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5DkIw16lQ8mnzmQZzD8KbYe8SZ8n8XgT8O9mMoI2iaOttJ7ptFF7Yo7g"}
{"text": "牛肉饭上的生鸡蛋", "question": "请将谚语改编为现代风格。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5221474"}
{"text": "只准备了紫色的房间。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3587580"}
{"text": "对明天的灭火现场进行最后一次确认", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMysojCwSaicAAGTicoz2gNghFFXMnnLTVk4fF9anq3ThltdZqibajR7BavQ"}
{"text": "安藤饼屋的公关", "question": "向不知道安妮宝宝的人用不超过10个字简单解释。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4367695"}
{"text": "你不会弹钢琴吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6806064"}
{"text": "有人在开车吗宝贝？", "question": null, "star": 614, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "“妈！帮我拿下浴巾！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJbRCicib3on3sUlHTZUQoa1ibWZu2s0dxA9Nbda6S1PJZdRHkU3KU39mzA"}
{"text": "最近老花眼了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5353159"}
{"text": "再来一份。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4610940"}
{"text": "不读书的人搬家比较方便。", "question": "那些喜欢读书或不喜欢读书的人后来怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通常是男员工接待。", "question": "AKB48的成员好像在经营一家烤肉店。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3658834"}
{"text": "那个人现在引发了争议。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3422844"}
{"text": "拒绝握手", "question": "有没有可能解雇本垒打王？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4112872"}
{"text": "我没有四维口袋。", "question": "这样的多啦A梦是绝对回不到未来的。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2836439"}
{"text": "咖喱乌冬面，我们是对手。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7228252"}
{"text": "奴家的撑窗杆掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZFTpXps8tO27Yibb0tzvNr9r0CcvBsRmvW58M3VJ84h11fOfgkSyiaZ8g"}
{"text": "翻了两座山了，还没找到球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868DtshGlDXYyqgRGAicB5OSxUWa2SK3yiaC0JlucmA6ElBG58vRHesMYuQ"}
{"text": "漱口时发现天花板上有蟑螂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r0WBPJ6Uoa3Yib79ujMiayypzFicuNbpKdxFjwozod6W9EbVPoO6ZaS1gibQ"}
{"text": "金正恩是中国对朝鲜最高领导人Kim Jong-un的称呼。", "question": "这句话的中文意思是：「在喝酒之前，先说一句。」", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6704047"}
{"text": "新·彻子的房间", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5899269"}
{"text": "亲方！从天上掉下来一个大桃子！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3088499"}
{"text": "发现犯人的那一刻才发现自已带错了警", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicBa19GHkOicHvgBjCPmTLWKdmWujARuJIdmB3hbaKWlSfvR7XOvo32BQ"}
{"text": "他的愿望是希望他妈妈开心！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "我老师：这样讲应该是个人就能听懂吧？我：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8k1VXOFGHltmDm0BhLJ6aBkaRb8BfJHWq6dEwJjemeiaSaKTomPlrROYQ"}
{"text": "靠谱的个人建议：找苏炳添帮忙……如果苏炳添没空，找刘翔貌似也靠谱，而且刘翔帮忙的话，就不用担心刘国梁主席的阻拦（直接跨过）。", "question": "怎样才能追到樊振东，认真，非常认真？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白猫project的扭蛋中竟然掉出了实物。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "2910770"}
{"text": "耳鼻喉科医生说他嘴里有手电筒🔦", "question": null, "star": 79, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "十年后的现在，我很后悔那时就用光了所有的魅力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvYW51gVzV8J1ybxZtKMxMalIJiaDGTotIUCB7LdqGxePaUey9XicffF7A"}
{"text": "世界真是复杂啊，真辛苦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375991"}
{"text": "指纹能认证吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5592479"}
{"text": "你刚才说除草剂了吗？", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "434963"}
{"text": "变装之后又来要第二次零食了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfB1wq5zLvqRuJls23yWfkSC2ynIxMia0dC6GnhulEXPEvSl1icCCkGSsLg"}
{"text": "我错把电灯泡装在这里了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3311244"}
{"text": "「好想要只曼赤肯猫啊~」、「家里不是有只猫吗？」、「把那只猫送走吧！`", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4088531"}
{"text": "报告！我已经三年没给我的猫洗澡了！给她洗澡明明就是对我残忍！", "question": "给猫洗澡对它来说残忍吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走吧！一起去吃咖喱乌冬面！诶？...但是今天我......没问题的。你不用担心。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "234067"}
{"text": "过于不讲道理的在双层床下面的弟弟。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3681741"}
{"text": "喵~喵~喵~喵~", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4107951"}
{"text": "喂？爸……圣诞老人吗？我想要个弟弟，我今晚会早睡的。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gksdgjjk8uj611s19ytgt02"}
{"text": "驯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tIKtZ3eJwM5OmZgOOeKxsmoQZooKSpFzdETXIwicPVmXpQwCdafKGnyA"}
{"text": "病人的血压为什么总是不规律升高呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOH0TdicB3wB7u0JLRGtbEfGZwL6ibt5Dicw6Atpmf5ksZdA89Aiadcnib1c8g"}
{"text": "四月", "question": null, "star": 122, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcljm879tij60u0140q4m02"}
{"text": "这位喵友，你也不想从此以后都吸不了猫薄荷吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSh8leMOH3yaFJ6q7OBUQp91UMAamf9yQyZcca3W99GyKQP7ABKacibdQ"}
{"text": "彩虹", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "墨镜贴在脸上", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "被筷之巨人逮住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsj1gr9g2yj30ci0eldh7"}
{"text": "锻炼了一辈子的左耳朵进，右耳朵出", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "和老公用省下的暑假托儿费出去旅游", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarP0rGiaJH5T2YlsRW5NMMdunehltquXj5U8WNJia8sdT9YGGAXeoUkQhVg"}
{"text": "两个广州人吵架：“你讲咩啊！”“咩啊！”“咩咩啊！”", "question": "为什么广州叫羊城？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这问题问的路子就不对，什么叫吹成世界名著？网文从来不用这种吹法。 世界名著很了不起吗？严肃文学很了不起吗？多少付费读者？多少流量？IP 值几个钱？有几本能成功影视化游戏化的？人民群众不喜欢，你算老几？那种小众、封闭，自诩精英实际没几个人看的东西，早就该灭绝了好么！作家协会腐朽官僚，出版社编辑狂妄自大，互捧臭脚，与社会严重脱节。早晚会被网文的人民战争汪洋大海拍死在沙滩上。文学的未来是网文，文学的出路是网文，网文坚守了中国人最后一块阅读阵地。只有网文才能在多媒体乃至将来的 VR 时代和其他娱乐产品竞争中杀出一条血路来。名著算个屁？说 ** 是世界名著，你是吹还是黑？名著配给 ** 提鞋吗？ 现在知道该怎么吹了吗？", "question": "怎么把网络文学吹成世界名著？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "满级大佬重回新手村", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3C2qmmVKFlhgneR2nyDHtib7O3vXib8LBsDQF5sCoPS9qap6XOVRJkukA"}
{"text": "我家还蛮大的～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9LE4PWATfrM3FYfb6ZibibHwJZVHhBia56Cw43iaZR8joveCAWhxgwVib3hA"}
{"text": "想起了家中的泰迪", "question": null, "star": 137, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvx7x8k8bgj610o1ben6502"}
{"text": "一般来说猿猴是没有尾巴的那中间的那一根是什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLia1tdmfwnrOa43ic3ibUPvuoqgzIibLsV7QpxFpOWpwnZvHmtzO4KYw0z6CuJKQPjEbtxvCsdKQiaQQ"}
{"text": "找两根相邻的腿毛穿过袜子，然后打结。每两根打结的腿毛为一组，一条腿三到五组，位置平均分布，就可以固定了。就是脱的时候有点疼。", "question": "为什么穿高筒袜老是往下滑?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在Yahoo新闻上得知自己要解散了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5712903"}
{"text": "又被留下不管了...", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6920154"}
{"text": "父母回来的时候假装已经学习了一天非常疲倦但实际上只是刚起床叠好被子的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3fWrr0bWr7BUwXXe7v0k8D9lv5wLRibXJ6IRLOKaxPOpz50Dxuqqc1wA"}
{"text": "卷帘门打不开了", "question": null, "star": 233, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt4rft8m8ij614h14hn2y02"}
{"text": "怎么可能出星星呢？", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 76, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "我觉得脾气暴躁的人会喜欢“鲨掉”。", "question": "喜欢「鲸落」这个词的人都很温柔吗？有没有其审美价值？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "法庭现在开庭！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208736"}
{"text": "（呼呼））……一定（呼呼）（呼呼）……担架推得太快了吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl7g73trwbj30ci0elgps"}
{"text": "不用那么做，总有一天我会骑着自行车去的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4029738"}
{"text": "把上次蜗牛的十亿还回去，让我最讨厌的人把头磕回来，在知乎上提问：如果我给你一百亿，你能让地球五百年后不要毁灭吗。", "question": "假如我获得了苹果公司 1% 的股份，还需要上班吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "犯人“别开玩笑了！！你偷走了我的心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdvyz9rOqZjDKWagjRVxB8ejTnWOyicHEE9SLSAdKtwH4d8m5j8xecvhg"}
{"text": "乐视还活着呢？", "question": "如何看待因连续十年财务造假，乐视网被罚 2.4 亿、贾跃亭被罚 2.41 亿？这笔钱怎么执行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "曼秀雷敦新广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyD6EKr9iawbEtCv9KN2junWnf5d0RIvgEYoO046NylmJf4ibhAr5U9W1Fg"}
{"text": "烧焦了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514084"}
{"text": "安全带警示教育片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNOpkMMfibkmwxlpicFj76AFbqTWlpEdSHU7zat4GxO2TDAqOyFNy3DZ0A"}
{"text": "农硫酸", "question": "什么名可以拯救「农」这个姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记得那是我第一次登台演出，和搭档合说《地理图》。我心里很没底，于是到后台找到大师兄，希望他能给我指点一下。可大师兄那会儿正在排练，没功夫搭理我。他当晚也有演出，就在我后面一个登台，说《报菜名》。我和搭档一琢磨，要不我俩就多看看大师兄排练吧，学学人家的台风和能耐。这一看可要命了，临到我上台的时候，我满脑子里都是「蒸羊羔蒸熊掌蒸鹿尾儿、烧花鸭烧雏鸡烧子鹅……」《地理图》的词儿却一句也想不起来了。上台鞠躬站定，看着台下黑压压的人群，我一阵晕眩。莫非第一次登台就要说一场不好笑的相声？............（此处心理描写省略一万字）后来演出还算成功。我和搭档灵机一动，没说《地理图》，而是把刚刚看大师兄排练的那版《报菜名》说了下来，大受观众好评。我俩鞠躬下台，在后台不明真相的大师兄上台表演。于是，当晚他说了一场不好笑的相声。THE END", "question": "演不好笑的小品 / 说不好笑的相声是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他一边说别拍我，拍年轻的孩子们，一边走到最前面来取景。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6109274"}
{"text": "枉我从后面跑到前面，呕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdWUA2S4ib1T4NrzZRZ82LtqDm7UhvafhYZF7k0pnBgqFD5iaiaUicCu6TXw"}
{"text": "向日菊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5Dro0v2QQrkKzMaY1diahkv6y85rgLmRQKk4icN4RhCr50mJApfBkFVvB7A"}
{"text": "艺术是不是很傻啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5914477"}
{"text": "给大家写首诗，名字叫《轮不到我》 《轮不到我》晒长得好看的轮不到我，晒脚好看的轮不到我，晒腿长的轮不到我，晒手好看的轮不到我，晒屁股翘的轮不到我，晒胸大的轮不到我，晒个儿高的轮不到我，晒有钱的轮不到我，晒牛逼爹妈的轮不到我，晒奇葩爹妈的轮不到我，晒女朋友多美的轮不到我，晒男朋友多体贴的轮不到我，晒青梅竹马的轮不到我，晒情人节怎么过的轮不到我。活了二十多年总是普普通通。讲爹妈离婚的轮不到我，讲痛苦经历的轮不到我，讲被朋友出卖的轮不到我，讲仕途坎坷的轮不到我，讲丑是什么感受的轮不到我，讲分手有多痛苦的轮不到我，活了二十多年却也高高兴兴。啊~知乎！啊~人生！ 我的诗念完了，谢谢大家。（你特么写的什么玩意）", "question": "什么样的手才最好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要是静香也在就好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gld7vua99wj30ci0elwic"}
{"text": "功能手机", "question": "用四个字打动我的同情心。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365219"}
{"text": "不必了，我肚子饱啦~请主人享用吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5l6u9wzzej30ci0eljvt"}
{"text": "明明是我被绿了他们在吵什么", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "小李探花扔完飞刀，趁没人再一把一把捡回去洗干净......这是什么样的一幅画面。所以我宁愿相信小李是用完就扔的。", "question": "李寻欢的飞刀是用过就扔还是循环再用的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "非常抱歉！今天的多莫霍尔尼克全部卖完了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1624072"}
{"text": "通知书。要问为什么的话——我不想穿紧身衣。", "question": "如果让你在霍格沃兹的通知书和无限变身奥特曼之间选一个，你选什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这不是莆田能攻克的技术难题了，得中关村和华强北继续接力", "question": "5 月 18 日耐克开卖虚拟鞋，现实里不能穿，如何解读此举？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸应该去上班，却在公园的长椅上出现了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622819"}
{"text": "玩俄罗斯方块第一块就放错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ea6xqalg8xj20b60c1aao"}
{"text": "海鸥", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5916431"}
{"text": "粑粑在集市买的VR头盔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6iolkvl9yj20ey0dwta2"}
{"text": "米津玄师家的院子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1kqlkerqkj20mw0o5q6l"}
{"text": "机长在起飞的时候说了一个笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibBrTFZESKHjs1t1ibH58S0kczt8ahqLvIcBiaiaZbwITNfDbsn89knS2yQ"}
{"text": "八大峰，六大洋，十二大山脉。", "question": "如果地球是方形的，我们的生活会发生怎样的变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金希澈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "智能雨刷（可喷水）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1exi49wfhs9j207z0bajst"}
{"text": "有石猴，有石猴，宁愿选择榴莲不放手。。。", "question": "你印象深刻的误听歌词有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恭喜你获得跆拳道黄带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBpwQfY49os3gOmAn8JNsIjhMLYzD0l9WsAnFx1OTFFrMmicERGWnh9Zw"}
{"text": "猴子们不知疲倦地用羊毛毡制作高质量的东西。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3094497"}
{"text": "有一个。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6900058"}
{"text": "风之谷的娜乌西卡", "question": "在动画标题后面加上三个字，让情况变得更复杂。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1393546"}
{"text": "隔壁的新婚夫妇，真是了不起啊。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496941"}
{"text": "1、小豆子，小石头，小赖子三人一起学相声，教师爷挨个提问，三人紧张极了。小石头先起来，念：蒸羊羔蒸熊掌蒸鹿尾……教师爷：你念的这什么玩意，还不如我孙子，坐下吧。小石头想，教师爷八十多了，他孙子也快四十了，不算什么，算是过关了。小赖子也起来了，念：金山竹影几千秋，云锁高峰水自流……教师爷：你念的什么玩意？还不如我儿子，坐下！小赖子想教师爷的儿子也六十多了，是著名相声演员，这也是一种肯定，喜滋滋坐下。轮到小豆子站起来：难难难道德玄……教师爷（鞠躬）：念的好像我父亲。 2、小石头，小豆子，小赖子三人去厕所，小赖子蹲坑并得意洋洋炫耀自己新买的手纸，石头遂和小豆子骗走了小赖子的手纸。第二节课小赖子没有来。第三节课上课的时候，小赖子一瘸一拐的回来了。上课时教师爷提问，小赖子摇摇晃晃站起来。教师爷怒斥：看你那个样子，好像上厕所被人骗走了手纸。 3、过年了，石头，赖子，小豆子三人穿着洗衣服，拿着师父给的压岁钱买了一个大炮仗。三人决定去厕所坑炸屎。石头找了个堆的高高的坑，小赖子把炮仗点着了一扔，炸了小豆子一身屎。小豆子哭：我的新衣裳啊！石头：我还吃了一虾仁呢。小赖子：天下顶好吃的，炮崩虾仁数第一。", "question": "如果豆子娘送小豆子去学相声，那《霸王别姬》变成什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我本来打算接受人家的谢礼，也还没有表现出要回去的样子，所以才这么说的。", "question": "告诉我为什么连名字都不想透露的理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2464122"}
{"text": "地铁上睡着的邻座", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀！", "question": "满屏都是让人想哭的年代剧的配乐。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3733869"}
{"text": "我们去打猎吧。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "2571512"}
{"text": "现代战争开幕式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3IHzMvptd0deNIqKlicpS174Xh5Uqk0yFwt6cvwpInatv4V6iciazDkdMlg"}
{"text": "是……是华莱士！他吃了华莱士！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxner8yribJxwlEr7Rc3ehzTxg71G11cFvkorUF7DNsuBRUylqteibb7jYmgQ"}
{"text": "男友持续生气，求复合不成，转头发朋友圈「终究还是一个人扛下所有」，别的男生看到，表达关心，遂感动不已，继而聊地火热，平滑过度到下一段恋爱。", "question": "把男朋友作没了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "心如止水。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4214800"}
{"text": "电动车", "question": "请说自相矛盾的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2210490"}
{"text": "这个红绿灯怎么还不变啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5743706"}
{"text": "赶在烤地瓜变凉前跑回家", "question": null, "star": 257, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr5ga3gvf4j60z01aodn002"}
{"text": "难度嘛，我大致给你总结一下哈~大学英语听力：- 你要喝什么？- 我要喝什么呢什么呢哎呀我要喝咖啡不不不我要喝牛奶错了错了我要喝水算了算了还是喝牛奶吧不对喝水喝水哎呀哎呀喝咖啡。四六级听力：- 您要喝什么？咖啡茶还是可乐？- 咖啡喝了睡不着觉茶太清淡可乐喝了会打嗝可是咖啡很甜茶很提神可乐好喝哎呀我到底喝什么呢算了来一瓶八二年的雪碧压压惊高考听力：- 你～～～～要～～～～喝～～～～什～～～～么～～～～- 咖～～～～啡～～～～学术英语听力:- 你要喝咖啡吗？- 其实一开始跟我说喝咖啡的时候我是拒绝的，因为我觉得，你不能让我喝，我就马上去喝，第一，我要试验一下，因为我不愿意喝下去之后之后再加一些特技上去，然后 Duang~~~的一下，变得很高兴很快乐很精神，结果那些原来喝茶现在喝咖啡的人的人出来一定会骂我，因为根本没有这样的咖啡，就证明上面那个是假的，我说先让我试着喝一下。后来我也证实确实是喝完之后感觉就好了，不喝之后感觉就差了，而且次次都是这样，我喝了大概一个月左右，这个月下来之后，起码我喝得是的是很成功的，现在我每天还在喝咖啡，每天还在和我们班上同学一起喝咖啡，来来来大家喝喝看，后来我在喝时候也要求他们不要加特技，没有，就是这个样子，我要让观众看到，我喝咖啡之后是这个样子，你们喝咖啡之后也会是这个样子……", "question": "如何评价一次英语听力考试的难度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天不是说好三个人一起剃光头的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6h02XhGIaBJJOdmhIItokOTb7JlGqF3gD18cP1icVA9x94QtZlTMQONw"}
{"text": "上厕所，有点急，把门踹开后看见老总在里面拉屎……我不适合这个公司……", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们两个，尽快离开彼此吧！！”—这就是恐龙让离的故事。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtDGjGQB2sUd5icBVDokvf4f7qEwgASWuoCpptMmKcmU2iaP0pib2Ba4icGw"}
{"text": "据说在第二次世界大战期间，为了防止德国间谍伪装成美军混入阵地后方，美军曾以此问题盘问过往军人：「伊利诺伊州的首府是哪里？」正确答案是：斯普林菲尔德（春田市）。间谍经过系统培训，自然知道正确答案。但是回答斯普林菲尔德的人都要受到严密审问。因为真正的美国当地大头兵受教育程度有限，他们的答案通常是：芝加哥。", "question": "精通多语言者很多，为啥朝韩间谍还会因为语言问题暴露？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我明明只说让他把刘海剪短点」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eai2754qe0j20bj0a2ab8"}
{"text": "第一章 烤狗肉。", "question": "《佛兰德斯的狗》这部以原始时代为背景的电影中常见的情节。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1317433"}
{"text": "修学旅行时逐一检查学生是否在装睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h35qjfpe73j30ci0el770"}
{"text": "啊～库盆达～吉娃娃～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "不是报警啦……喂？若头吗？是我#若头：日本黑帮二把手#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8h9cysgcfj30ci0eln0i"}
{"text": "日俄战争", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0me7s8kh5j60ty13y45y02"}
{"text": "吉他的音色。", "question": "青菜加盐的味道。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022331"}
{"text": "祈祷他们不会发现枪是假的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHBcg0icY0kVp62XevTk3T9IOo8Pl2qefMTjCdicOHqzp6icicYNbuwMbibibg"}
{"text": "喵喵！喵喵喵喵喵喵喵（住手蠢猫，这是你自己）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "记得第一次进解剖室，看到了满房间的尸体还有夹杂的福尔马林味道，我直接受不了跑去厕所吐了……可是我竟然忘了自己带着口罩……", "question": "智商严重不足是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "减税、定量削减、经济复苏。", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "如果将只有男性士兵的维和部队中编入女性士兵，那么就会爆发内战。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4724687"}
{"text": "魔术师：鸽子消失了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxlKenNUmMN9pdsnJM6SUqI6IsNiaFtd2DnLFyugcq5M3LLlu8wvAAtgmA"}
{"text": "里面也有吗？", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "5429019"}
{"text": "救命，我中午不该吃华莱士的。", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "把饭团做好。", "question": "派出所露脸的人的第250个理由是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6466807"}
{"text": "「你看哦，我一直用这个磨爪子。你别进去看沙发哦。」", "question": "为什么每次我一回家，我家猫就要特意去猫爪板磨一下爪子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一次刷朋友圈，发现学校的一德国交换生发了个九宫格，其中一张是墓地的照片，另一张是他在墓地前的自拍。配文“哇，在山上发现了很可爱的小房子”（那个墓搭的的确比较精致，类似一个迷你的古代王府的大门）没过多久，他就删了~", "question": "有什么事是外国人来了中国之后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睡过头迟到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd1syl32mmj30ci0elwj4"}
{"text": "合同最重要。", "question": "对于一首歌曲，到底是旋律重要还是歌词更重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "十方无影像，六道绝形踪。跳出三界外，不在五行中。", "question": "用诗句的形式描述下你的现男友（女友）?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "砸金蛋是在这吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicApnvwVTnGBg77yS2sicpuwWiasK2BB96GgLRaWEHt5vZTZfl92BrQM51g"}
{"text": "骨木丽影", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "永恒的原点", "question": "那多的作品中，请选出一部现在就让我看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5935055"}
{"text": "激光笔就能解决的渣渣。", "question": "如果猫有老虎那么大的体格，它的战斗力会是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听不见国民的声音。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337224"}
{"text": "是的！性骚扰的结果出来了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6951080"}
{"text": "那是什么表情？不是你说想玩制服Play吗？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhh0gads05j30ci0el78o"}
{"text": "拔刀时不小心把倒后镜砍了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCS2mwoPVnPQJOfgR0Bjl41VCFT9Au3PQCT8KYNDfMrxH0QslRo7x4VQ"}
{"text": "会员卡给我。", "question": "收集七个老虎球可以召唤出一只真正的老虎吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605111"}
{"text": "逗你玩儿", "question": null, "star": 728, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "妈妈：啊，健治！女孩子这样穿在做什么啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212981"}
{"text": "应该是水手月亮吧？", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "我不费吹灰之力就成为了他此生最后一个爱过的女人。", "question": "前男友变成 gay 了是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我已经听腻了那个。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586717"}
{"text": "明明是武术", "question": "「文艺」的反义词是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "微博开屏广告是那个人", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "在自动兑换机想把纸币换成硬币，结果发现是标识错误，全部都出来了硬币。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "腰撞门把手上了", "question": null, "star": 294, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl9sf27mycj60xg18l43802"}
{"text": "美人鱼啊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "刮开奖区", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "我对棒球厌倦了，开始沉迷于弹子机。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6306921"}
{"text": "多年不见的重逢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4154610"}
{"text": "这句话的中文意思是“不小心点燃了打火机”。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7083358"}
{"text": "我堂姐今年 33 岁，还不要孩子。春节那天我大爷借着酒劲就劝她。我姐听着烦了，就问我从医学角度女性 35 生孩子行不行。我说，肯定是行，但是我们还是觉得高龄产妇对恢复不好。然后我姐看我投敌叛变了就过来补我一刀，刘洋，我在你这岁数了都结婚了，你到底怎么个情况？然后炮火就冲我来了。", "question": "你都说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一边想着还没到时间，一边提交，结果已经过去五分钟了。", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "跟你说了多少遍游戏和城之内出去玩了", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "戴眼镜的妈妈最强大。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "对A", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwiji20h6j20yi1amb10"}
{"text": "我的手机和我的表情包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicbiaf2mGZoVfcN8NTgRibea4Kka6b1fPt330ibgJb3XLozENn1SM34TP3A"}
{"text": "喝得醉醺醺的，胡言乱语地发布帖子。", "question": "这是非常危险的，请不要模仿。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4818615"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦：有人看到我剥好的两个鸡蛋了……么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1f2dxz1fttzj20at0bogne"}
{"text": "恶意驾驶者被罚款！", "question": "百元店疯狂购物时常见的事情", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4651305"}
{"text": "哈哈，哪吒的黑眼圈比我还重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkFdSQpoXIJ6lWBnAhaMvc40fCSEmTPfC3QffRIg823H941SPWwVia87Q"}
{"text": "一个跑车一个女人一个男人和一个摩托车", "question": null, "star": 160, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "真是受不了啊！", "question": "将就着说个谎吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4034652"}
{"text": "因为喜欢的孩子说“喜欢有趣的人”。", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "请多关照。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3547468"}
{"text": "听力考试时我听到的内容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicArIHF8cpXzZiaUx6uKl27ckXl4jeYehNg6U5iaAN0Q2aBZrwnic47Je0rA"}
{"text": "葬礼上两人打赌看谁让对方先笑出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRQfh0MDAym8TspeSica100A7lBev1yaAvujYPibnMMibzzcWcwCaY0NXag"}
{"text": "永远忘不了高中的外教看上了卖纸钱那里扎的花圈，去买了一个看望死人用的花圈，带去学校，保安不让他进哈哈哈。然后保安又听不懂他说什么，就是不让他把花圈带进学校，后来把校长喊来，才得知外教觉得这个花圈好看，要带回寝室挂在墙上哈哈哈哈", "question": "有什么事是外国人来了中国之后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里卫生间装了浴霸之后。", "question": "你是在什么场景下第一次意识到自己长得好看的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我路过加油站的时候，吸了一口气，工作人员跑来找我要 50 块钱。", "question": "油价迎年内第九涨，成品油调价窗口今晚开启，多地 92 号汽油进入9 元时代，将带来哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他的浏览器记录已经删了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXFQFp1H8DoKzTXEjAib2t81JQuUxdbt1p09pV1B94tLNia2ic6JjcJHs3w"}
{"text": "说过，在采访里，不过不是「她们」，而是他收藏的手办", "question": "王俊凯说过她们都是我的宝贝这句话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "核桃壳", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5592391"}
{"text": "女生是网状式发火，你哪哪不注意都得碰，攒到一定程度一起发（脾气不对收网发也是经常的事情）。男生是线状式发火，有几个线不能碰（母亲啊，自尊之类的）线不多，线之间空隙很大你随便跑，但是碰线了就是爆发。", "question": "哪些话不能用来和男朋友开玩笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "双胞胎大量出现！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064685"}
{"text": "不需要。因为问出这种没有十年脑血栓问不出来的问题的问题，两者之间属于正常病患交流。", "question": "问律师问题把他问成了脑血栓，需要承担法律责任吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢举高高的爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk8qf5iqpdj610014746e02"}
{"text": "明显是忘记带钱包了，还故意装作会记账的样子。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2898938"}
{"text": "不止码头有薯片", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "牙缝里塞个菜", "question": null, "star": 493, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gifo4mtm7cj60u00udtc202"}
{"text": "今天去的那家店的服务员真帅啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5114660"}
{"text": "这次的活动力度好小啊，我还是选择蜗牛。", "question": "一个每天都会变的六位数密码，每天一次输入机会，输入正确能得到 500 万，请问多少天能得到它？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我现在要去买普锐斯了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202336"}
{"text": "这个手势的意思是：我？你怎么不上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nibEwBUR8kHIpBRoyemduicZjVWfjlLygKt1963luBzUMjAqXUNfvLwCg"}
{"text": "在成年人的与异性相处阶段已经感到挫败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3253204"}
{"text": "应该卖汉字包，里面有什么字随机抽。 十连保底送 15 画汉字一枚。 抽到重复的汉字，可以分解偏旁部首。 每周开放提手旁，三点水等各式补充包，对应边旁概率 UP。 集齐甲乙丙丁， 子丑寅卯解锁对应成就。成就奖励稀有边旁。 每天打开 app 签到，获得合成汉字所需的声母韵母素材。 完成临摹日常任务，获得笔顺结合剂。 将正确的声母韵母，以及偏旁部首通过笔顺结合，合成新的汉字卡片。完成整部新华字典，还可以获得白金奖章一枚，并可以到就近新华书店领取限量版新华字典一部。", "question": "如何评价新华字典 app 的收费策略？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妄想中却在烤猪肉排的我...", "question": "从现在开始，我想吃烤肉，请做一下。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2568781"}
{"text": "请选择你的角色", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "21岁！ 的中文常用表达是 二十一岁！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3090043"}
{"text": "每次送完礼物都顺走更贵的东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8s0uh0fizj30ci0elgpg"}
{"text": "这样说起来，我马上就会变得多管闲事了。", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "身为白细胞的我真的已经很努力了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "啊，从来不知道敲门的家伙！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA0mXAq0q8QFR656EJWaiblX3LlrN5KuMUibs012iaG0Olj3VQqDicXUlu7Hict17YSuX1frbB7HP2t7pQ"}
{"text": "胡子，是假的吗？", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "4926638"}
{"text": "她还不知道合成染料的可怕之处。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3771598"}
{"text": "你知道树懒最后为什么超速飙车吗？可能因为树懒的慢动作导致他踩下油门之后来不及松开(●･ˇ_ˇ･●)", "question": "《疯狂动物城》中有哪些有趣的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鱼在套圈。", "question": "《海底总动员》里的常见事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6884763"}
{"text": "停电被困在电梯里两小时了哪也去不了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5i4d61ak1j20m90m9780"}
{"text": "-Do you come here to die? -No, sir！I came here yesterday！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10Yq8wpC2icJK2FsOyzrHBwu6EQ1mj55cgLgztcdxKGm2qZT5J9U2SibwtNQ"}
{"text": "啊！十块钱！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h03ueh2fq0j30ci0el416"}
{"text": "我一定会回来的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "声音沙哑。", "question": "我不喜欢那种扭蛋机，例如完全不相干的商品会中奖。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313796"}
{"text": "和家人一起看不就是为了对应「未成年人请在父母的陪同下观看」这句话么？", "question": "如何规避全家一起看电视时出现少儿不宜的画面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "导师变成了后妈，算不算有趣？这个很狗血的电视剧剧情，是个真事儿，而且发生的时间并不久远，为了不影响当事人，我就不说学校名字了，大家也不用乱猜了。我有位师兄，读书期间父母离婚，后来父亲搬过来和他住，这是背景。有段时间父子两人经常会在学校一起散步和买东西，那个学校我去过，两个校区相隔不远，宿舍和实验室分开的，来来回回久了就经常遇见他的导师。这位导师背景很牛，也是位知书达理很有主见的女人，年纪并不很大，据说 40 出头。后来，关系熟了，因为师兄和导师关系不错，吃饭有时候会叫上他爸爸。其父也是某院所出身，年轻时搞航天，经验丰富，有时候三个人吃饭，经常就是他插不上话，都是两个长辈在聊天，上至天文下至地理，从普朗克到多普勒，再到那时 SpaceX 的一些成果。再后来，导师成了后妈。再后来，听说他的任务更重了。", "question": "你和导师之间发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "复试前一天晚上大家收到所谓内部消息要考导师发过的几篇文章，于是一起的 5 个人通了个宵准备。第二天导师看我们个个挂着黑眼圈，然后笑着说是不是前一天晚上通宵了，我们不好意思地说是的，然后导师非常恶趣味地说这个是我每年都要用的小伎俩，只是为了看看你们熬夜能力如何。接下来的面试对于文章只字未提。", "question": "你在考研复试环节有哪些有意思的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鸦雀无声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJGndDNx028MDOH1QNiadxiaw4fkIibYTTRwaqlia4qIVTibgvMst0cVibzmqg"}
{"text": "叫她男朋友好好照顾她", "question": "女生来月经男生应该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想上一次新闻。", "question": null, "star": 1141, "type": "I2T", "image": "6836990"}
{"text": "上课铃响了，我看见一颗安眠药走了进来。", "question": "你是如何做到「秒睡」的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "满怀信心地要与敌人合并。", "question": null, "star": 1127, "type": "I2T", "image": "6935160"}
{"text": "总是擅自和声所以嘴被缝了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8LXQBcAkicMJuicWeia4OcRwKayTpGLdiaFsBnkQHS1Un4LBreUKSlubibXA"}
{"text": "其实是可怜我没朋友的老妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgh539h2rmj30ci0elacu"}
{"text": "你看现在没人再提「啃老」这词，就跟没人再提「网瘾」这词一样。", "question": "如何看待一线城市有些年轻人为了结婚而买房，耗尽双方父母一生积蓄的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回到起点。", "question": "在富士山顶发现了一个神秘的按钮，按下它会怎么样？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651659"}
{"text": "我看不见什么。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1899920"}
{"text": "吞一块橡皮擦下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hayo5n3aw6j30ci0elwh9"}
{"text": "花瓶男", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "你比五环少一环", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "男子借酒浇他的愁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqQEUn0cc7NX8WxdaNiahNfE3RZ7Nu3ksgaCkHL2oT3AamAbop7SOqUdA"}
{"text": "把缠绕的耳机还回去。", "question": null, "star": 297, "type": "I2T", "image": "4543869"}
{"text": "前八十回里凤姐都没有对薛宝钗说过一个字。", "question": "《红楼梦》中有哪些细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下面的洞插满了还有上面", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "他们向我要价超过了租金。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1605457"}
{"text": "「诗人只有在吻到姑娘之前，才歌颂爱情。他们得到一个女人之后，就开始歌颂自由。」", "question": "杀龙的勇士为什么自己会变成龙？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "导演！行了卡！大雄！演技真好啊静香~静香？静香！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he1mym21b3j30ci0elgop"}
{"text": "只有瘦的人才能站起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "奶奶说：“没关系，就暂时保密吧，妈妈不知道的。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5986024"}
{"text": "iPad mini 吧，你养狗我很担心那狗。", "question": "同样的钱，应该入手 iPad mini 呢还是去买只宠物狗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "楼上那群人吵死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkzb0lzrp2j30ci0eltdq"}
{"text": "睡觉前。", "question": "帅的人就可以稍微犯点小错误，告诉我极限在哪里。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4130688"}
{"text": "女朋友说她没生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib7KVDduM8sIDvsCdh1TWNtHqBmAgKzpGyUHPCbBpCectQNHxuhriaDAw"}
{"text": "十五二十大赛冠军", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "门把手的静电太特么大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb43imumoej20au0bz0to"}
{"text": "《杯口的抚子》系列终于开始涉足恐怖题材了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5438057"}
{"text": "这个花洒该换了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eho45klnp3j208o0bmjrv"}
{"text": "下着泥雨。", "question": "用四个汉字以内简洁地描述你的兴趣爱好。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "4762408"}
{"text": "不，我想要那个瘦小圆的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4165817"}
{"text": "【哦哦，好厉害，从这里完全能看见女更衣室！】【什么！我也想看快给我让个位置～】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icnPKaVLLPSNkPs9BZ9mx5oe6iarROWtWbYjiaTnZOR8g7HBHyfaBk9Fnw"}
{"text": "《落枕》", "question": null, "star": 336, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw2ku1a7ej60yq1aaafx02"}
{"text": "我苦练本手，高考数学题目是妙手，而我写出来的全是俗手。坐标广东，新高考一卷。", "question": "2022 高考数学题难度如何？哪道题印象深刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我重九吨呢！", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "4099036"}
{"text": "所有人一起蹦极后发现没人拉自己上去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grgfamvzpvj30ci0eljwq"}
{"text": "隔壁老王家带着三个儿子翻地，你家就你和你老婆吭哧吭哧地翻，进度比他家小一半。还没到中午呢，你老婆就得回家去做饭了，而隔壁老王家的闺女会给他们送饭。晒粮食时，突然下雨了，隔壁老王带着七八个大小孩子，一眨眼功夫收完，你和你老婆再拼命收，还是有一半粮食淋湿了……这样你和隔壁老王家的差距只会越来越大。", "question": "为什么古代农民很穷却还生一堆儿女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊猫面包制造工厂", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2987408"}
{"text": "我真心希望你有你自己的生活。", "question": "在男女交往中，男人希望女人早点明白哪些事和观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的前辈是这一带的老大。", "question": "那没什么好骄傲的。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366500"}
{"text": "打开扫地机器人后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbdom0w8jij30ci0elaf3"}
{"text": "爸爸～、在拍皮球玩～", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7047479"}
{"text": "配合的手", "question": "什么样的扇风机添加了无用的功能？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2637236"}
{"text": "全力破坏孩子们的沙堡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4BtZLQkGgl17cD3AdCqeiaNFc50vjyaBby1icjUCOHI5IbkbLaRtwAIMg"}
{"text": "隐形效果结束瞬间", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "从天空树那里拿5升眼药水。", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "过于小看了透明胶带的威力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibPwJib7kfCOEVy6RIzewlCWsHcpoa3fQevY5U23icg4vlHiaM4V4MeleBw"}
{"text": "配角", "question": "好听点说是美女，难听点说是丑女。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2802583"}
{"text": "然后呢，在下面的网址点击后想买一个壶。", "question": "情书的最后写着令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7298639"}
{"text": "个人意见：如果不知道如何联系到他，那说明你们也请不到他。", "question": "怎么邀请马云做演讲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯嗯你妈妈还有什么其他特征？", "question": null, "star": 212, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grmjzk54b5j60zc162dml02"}
{"text": "凝固的502胶水顶端", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhyov8w91yj30ci0el0vx"}
{"text": "这是保护费！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMyTWjL5xfqYk0ghQxvEkfOzdvRAoElbfDFLSXibxq9KnjfMB1GdvCPjdQ"}
{"text": "老板，痔疮兽已经被我们收了，结账吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DreHb7dibNiccia8GpLl2FBmVsaEqeAsWax2mE1h0qgbIebkDxRruR4HQeQ"}
{"text": "考场上，一个同学 A 考试作弊被抓，老师准备记下他的考生号，但是 A 死活不让老师看卷子，苦苦哀求。因为考生号是连着的，所以老师转向后面的同学 B，试图从 B 的考生号推出 A 的。结果在拿起 B 卷子的时候，意外发现了他压在下面的小抄。", "question": "你在考场里见过最奇葩的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鸡 1 只（约两斤），干黄花菜 50 克，干香菇 30 克，姜 20 克，少许盐1、鸡洗净沥干，剁成块，姜切片，黄花菜和干香菇泡好滤干，烧一壶开水待用。2、先烧一锅热水，将鸡肉放入焯一滚捞出。3、将鸡块、姜片、黄花菜和香菇放入砂锅 / 汤锅中，加开水盖过肉块一倍高。4、大火烧开，改中火炖或者慢煮锅高温档炖 1 小时以上只鸡肉松软。可得一锅好喝的不反智的鸡汤。", "question": "你听过哪些不反智的鸡汤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "断鸡的维纳狮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrogic0iazGNqOzsqyFmrRSJiaEIeNdXyiaVw2q5ypabiblRKngdG1Vjoru5A"}
{"text": "可以的，我们江南地区一般是吃糖醋，配鳜鱼一起。", "question": "松鼠可以吃吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手套夹住了拽不出来", "question": null, "star": 171, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbq6g7kxl7j61401can3002"}
{"text": "收费前和收费后。", "question": null, "star": 931, "type": "I2T", "image": "1146312"}
{"text": "这辈子的愿望留到今年实现。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "283548"}
{"text": "把画像放大看看，刀子在里面反射着呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7203155"}
{"text": "老爸说老妈坏话时指了指躲房梁上的老妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg21nay884j30ci0elab8"}
{"text": "食堂排队的人太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibxiahwicZCBzIh9l74uXOSVjgiaEhuY3kIKM2xHAyz5LLTTmbYEicklE7lA"}
{"text": "放心吧！我穿着呢。(wǒ chuān zhe ne)", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6544364"}
{"text": "应该叫大叔还是叫阿姨呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7347326"}
{"text": "走你～嗖～嘭！！！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvt1b20kdrj20yi18vh6y"}
{"text": "学鸵鸟走路时", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "我女儿学会走路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6El3BVXX9Uezf2flARlYXXkmjBbVluld8hmdGvWlvq5sJiab4ZmWJVVfkQ"}
{"text": "到最后一刻只吃香蕉的人（模仿贵族的口吻）", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3149718"}
{"text": "你这个和真正的土耳其猫很接近了，就差耳其了！", "question": "晚上救回一只猫，带回家后查资料发现极大可能是“皇家猫”，身价高的吓人，我该怎么办？会不会牢底坐穿啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸问我今天是什么日子？", "question": "父亲节的那些事儿", "star": 52, "type": "T2T", "image": "4465790"}
{"text": "我想问对于跟北京时间差了 2 小时的新疆来说…… 是不是 0 点睡比较合适？", "question": "22:00–6:00 睡觉真的比 2:00–10:00 更有利健康吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被人从后面狠狠推了一把", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewll8e1i3kj20ap09xt9o"}
{"text": "那把刀1100日元现金还是刷卡？", "question": null, "star": 175, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0oide8bjej60za1b2gro02"}
{"text": "剥开壳后发现了熟睡的栗子君", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebnom83rooj20bd0a1my1"}
{"text": "只借到一个人的作业所以大家只能用不同的角度抄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7Tgrmf5TL0OQbSgcucqxU5nT4rLb5Vqg6xupuxN75U5RehJ2wSw1C0w"}
{"text": "哟部长！您来也不提前说一声～我好去接您呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwtohmcpgdj30ci0el41o"}
{"text": "校长太辛苦了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6465659"}
{"text": "偶尔出现的，教我接飞虫的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383984"}
{"text": "为什么遗产是 heritage 不是 hisitage？", "question": "为什么历史是 history，而不是 herstory？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《神奇动物在哪里Ⅱ》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410Tpx8rib0tmzembP8larrJJTz47cFno4ib0tTx37r12LoRteff2nE8l4tw"}
{"text": "三家饭店。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "犯人：没有呀，那段时间我一直呆在家里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY34mEBKJZiclgA7IUUicicricHqIia6QkYYdZ5hVu3uUPN1xYACV6ptpXicaibA"}
{"text": "鲤鱼跃龙门的拟人化。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5916431"}
{"text": "我能感受到下雨前和下雪前的气味。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "啊，那个……谢谢你把任务拿走了……呼呼呼。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3344650"}
{"text": "五色圆珠笔的黑色出来的瞬间", "question": null, "star": 541, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyhrt3s5aj610t1d3tjd02"}
{"text": "戴口罩。", "question": "我觉得病从口入。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5917939"}
{"text": "自动售货机里的饮料们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5q4qr8px7j20n20p1tbs"}
{"text": "网恋三年的对象是个大叔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1geyslmuja8j210r150wm5"}
{"text": "过年已经从物质短缺时代的消费主义模式，转变成物质充裕时代的人际关系模式。讨厌复杂人际互动的人，自然就会讨厌过年。", "question": "为什么讨厌过年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熟练运用 yes、no 和 OK 等高频词汇。", "question": "通过了大学英语四级考试的人英语大约是什么水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "镖行天下", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3238920"}
{"text": "不是男生的腹肌，是帅哥的腹肌。", "question": "男生的腹肌对女生的吸引力到底有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，我明白你就是那个木头人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "318077"}
{"text": "科学家啊。题目说了只能救一个人……", "question": "孕妇和科学家同时被困，只能救一个人，应该救谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地上有一张纸钞但是周围的人很多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eDPa8gYYjlAdF9h7m0A0sicD6bCrWHewxGnLHly2HBxpicwlWbfDgsTpQ"}
{"text": "“又是谁在路边卖唱「学猫叫」？”", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "禁止五常成建制穿越和禁止五常集体掉线之后，时空管理局终于出台了新规定：禁止五常互相换家。", "question": "如果中美两国互换领土会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "托福等考试也可以不遵守规则得满分。", "question": "每次考试都能得100分的铃木太郎，他最不擅长的是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6843312"}
{"text": "啥？！小心漏电？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfez68puarj210i10idkz"}
{"text": "我想今天把它存进去。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202336"}
{"text": "墙破了，正好把养的猫卡住了，所以暂时先做修补措施。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6263590"}
{"text": "取餐后找不到座位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFegM1PSb9OO7DH4geYBJeoLVvcPOdDNCfpqa0oWguBy93ltGuwLFV5Tw"}
{"text": "板凳君~爱你，就是要跟你合体！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ep8vxkg7muj20c80abaap"}
{"text": "不允许安倍政治存在！", "question": "你还在说这种话？真啰嗦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6511408"}
{"text": "一定不是可疑的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5293727"}
{"text": "A：同学们上课啦B：去你的吧", "question": "如果以相声的形式在课堂授课会是怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等两分钟就好啦~", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "3205877"}
{"text": "那边有信号", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "若无其事捡硬币讲座", "question": null, "star": 387, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk7pi8feeej611411ntfp02"}
{"text": "靠！这不是吃萝卜的家伙吗？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5595414"}
{"text": "往那边跑，氯乙烯味道比较淡", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "突然想到前几天发生的事。我们公司前台，是从某家大公司出来的，感觉自己特别牛，平时申请个办公物资啥的特别难，比如圣诞节三层楼三棵圣诞树，需要申请 6 节电池，结果好说歹说只给 4 节，气得小伙伴直接去找了行政主管，「来你说不让哪层楼亮！」哈哈哈哈哈哈~这是前言，真正原因是这个，工商局提前打好招呼，要进行电话访问，电话打到前台正好中午，还是工商局局长打的，高能操作来了，小姐姐睡梦中一把抓起电话：「喂？」「你好我是工商局局长，我和 xxx（我们 leader）打过招呼了，进行本月的电话访问。」「你打扰我休息了，下午再打过来！」嘟嘟嘟……前台把电话给挂了……挂了……工商局局长直接打电话给了我们 leader，第二天就发现前台换人了，从此再没见到过那个小姐姐。", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "漫画最终卷的封面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZajAQleW7OaPY6080xbiageHwOicL24H0dHdbNHT6bPAQSfGun1N3lOMTA"}
{"text": "族长们定下来了，你去2号坑，站立俑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3gGSvD0icJKxErg1anzfjicSuFFQEB9aqiapA2Alqhp3QsABjwib7xUrWCw"}
{"text": "王子开始脱裤子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxChbVcngu8cesf9iaUricUYWMXIaccRHnLQADNt9m1wAq5U1y1icdFRpG6A"}
{"text": "泽井，你给我规矩点，就凭这张破纸，能吃上饭吗？！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1431822"}
{"text": "全员原配", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3270441"}
{"text": "可恶！什么人一大早就启动游戏啊", "question": null, "star": 924, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he1m7tlxkuj61401hcn5d02"}
{"text": "人类的椅子", "question": "谁是过于进攻性的国歌合唱人选？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6910065"}
{"text": "哎呀，这声音...是要和我成为兄弟吗？", "question": null, "star": 3970, "type": "I2T", "image": "5621262"}
{"text": "星星没有画出来吗？我来帮你解决这个问题。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "2891090"}
{"text": "打开了豌豆就遭到了压制。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2965531"}
{"text": "“让我们恭喜带树先生赢得了自己的金腰带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "你的鼻环掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkib5UJ010WabpVjRnexWhdm2Pib4QMQUBicAcosCuaic69sLq6IXkdaf9XQ"}
{"text": "在《小美人鱼》的结尾，所有人都被吸入了房子。", "question": "用JSB勉强能运行的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4923909"}
{"text": "口红保质期就是两年。但是我的口红我说什么时候过期就什么时候过期。", "question": "开封两年后的口红就不能用了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱过。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "这篇文章基本把 35 岁现象归咎到个人了，你 996 下班不是还有 12 个小时呢吗，多学习啊。这文章根本方向就跑偏了，所谓 35 岁现象，是员工在 35 之前被过量的加班掏空身体，等到身体状况下降，却被自己为之付出过奋斗的公司一脚踢出去。这是学习的事吗，根本就是说你加不动班不能留你。", "question": "《人民日报》重提中国职场 「35岁现象」，你有什么感想和经历可以分享？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三分钟前你也是这么说的", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "这章鱼小丸子也太烫了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy3qibq8OgNicBc7cQiahKlqtPRDs2hPP0kAVDqMth2licmwmQDMaxco26rw"}
{"text": "你怎么先去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPAbSWTIV4GPpAnS9ZVoRLSKlyMGqmBBcHTiaiapl038MXl74orwicribKFg"}
{"text": "开始喝皇润三个月了，牛田阿萨桑（82岁）笑着说：‘能再次击中真是太像做梦一样了’。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "340461"}
{"text": "就因为有这样的家伙，火车才晚点。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1213688"}
{"text": "没关系不用找了。“可是你给的根本不够啊！‘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA26ib0ZxtIIV55LMIy9t33MfVghrFfppFRu6wS72MYb44TZmPrVrg9VneryRphbJccEkWpYbIDjsg"}
{"text": "俄罗斯的冬天。", "question": "战争史上有什么 bug 级的存在？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那两个人买单！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hifpepkxnwj30ci0eln0f"}
{"text": "这个人怎么会有头发呢", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "你吃吗？", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "大人！今年地里的甘蔗就只有这么多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VbhW7JJ3IRZPae66WTficjalMlTTbsFDm7RqJxHaobdicm2aBQXSfwV1w"}
{"text": "跳绳冠军。", "question": "拥有悬浮空中一厘米的特异功能有什么用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找不到自己班的队列", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlVju1SXHLp0UODQ9x3pHjTJ27LEBLUVsTicviaaWqzgIsibetmiaeCXgmkRQ6Wib6UaRlLT7BQW83CXg"}
{"text": "血粼粼的水光，粼粼的血光。", "question": "请你创造一个新的表情符号。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6652320"}
{"text": "嘘！听到了文明开化的声音！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "298972"}
{"text": "是三途河吗？如果是的话，就在那座天桥上，火车通过的瞬间可以过去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4498128"}
{"text": "我们管这种高价位、高颜值的款式叫形象款，一般都陈列在店铺最好的位置最显眼最容易看到的地方，主要目的不是卖，而是拉高店铺整体客单价。所以，你不是第一个有这种感受的人。", "question": "为什么第一眼看中的衣服一般买不起？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对原作者的尊重。", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "这个价位，只要是明码标价的笔记本，我觉得都可以买。还有我觉得你男朋友最硬核的地方是交了你这么个女朋友", "question": "有哪些价值 4 万 - 6 万的游戏本适合送给爱打硬核游戏的男朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一同学教她的老外男友中文，哥们指着「只」字问 \"Is that a TV set?\" 萌翻了好么……", "question": "跟老外聊天，你遇到过哪些囧事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下班时间到~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gktjqugvuoj30ci0elq8i"}
{"text": "普通高中女生，女子高中女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6y50eigmmj30ci0elwg5"}
{"text": "不好意思，我身体有点不舒服能不能让我回公司工作一下？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glwvwjetloj30ci0eln5l"}
{"text": "熊本熊被说坏话的人的下场。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302737"}
{"text": "让我也看看！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3216481"}
{"text": "叫家长。", "question": "中国有哪些恐怖的民俗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回头望宿便，呜呼！臭不可闻。", "question": "博士研究生看到自己本科论文时是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "售票处。", "question": "什么宿舍名字能镇住对门的「金銮殿」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "印度选手终于认真起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibk8xvwuHVSPHlQYaiaKe6G0Cdbj8bkrDOpsiaQbnTkj9UJNy6kyybJgQtA"}
{"text": "如果 洒水车 喷你一身 或者一车然后 再放一个 重金属大摇大摆的 走开你会不会 被气炸了", "question": "为什么洒水车要放这么可爱的音乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还在所有东西上都写自己的名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0BLgiciaNwL4Niapy5agROpIQ1qhw5OLHDq5pjKSiaa4buh4ZSV7v0dkeew"}
{"text": "妈妈的短歌在全国比赛中获得了第一名。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6524095"}
{"text": "半个小时过去了，大家还是没确定伤员到底在哪里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHnSicmp10IEddRxpOR6LEOEsT8HRszZcB2Rz9DpTn34caykzsQuJJhQg"}
{"text": "如果你认为的爱情是通过遇到合适的人来实现的话，那么概率几乎是零。我觉得爱情是遇到自己开始的。", "question": "遇见一个合适的人有多难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到妈妈的脚步声了，赶紧把电视机拔了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "去玩VR的“骑马体验”结果竟然是当马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BotSRSk6Z1hcTu1Zqc4offIWl4yBvxeicpibCKWEZxN1YLDls9Kn1g78Kw"}
{"text": "我儿子。某一天，我和他讨论关于西游记。我说，我小时候一直不明白呀，既然吃了唐僧肉就可以长生不老了，那些个妖精为何不抓住唐僧马上吃掉可以获得长生不老，然后就啥也不必担心了啊（我小时候一直纳闷的问题）。结果我七岁的儿子不假思索回答说：不会啊，身体可以长生不老但并不代表就不会被打死啊。他吃了唐僧，等下就会被孙大圣打死的，所以不妨选择先收拾掉那徒弟然后再吃唐僧的肉啊（原来如此，我真的一直没想通）。", "question": "什么样的细节会让你突然觉得这个人智商高得可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「嘘」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecvplkabrnj20ao09f74o"}
{"text": "主人，用打字的方式让我买蒙彼奇。", "question": null, "star": 77, "type": "I2T", "image": "2418242"}
{"text": "“当时只顾着偷看交易情况的我，没注意到他的同伙从背后靠近”", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "哇...好辣的泡菜啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1367169"}
{"text": "假如脱掉裤子的话，总感觉哪里不对，气氛怪怪的。", "question": "为什么打群架的时候，普遍会脱掉上衣？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "特急周游卡", "question": "用五次就坏的东西。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5653277"}
{"text": "生日快乐歌伴随着寿司被送来了。", "question": null, "star": 269, "type": "I2T", "image": "637575"}
{"text": "好吧，差不多该开始了...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3004735"}
{"text": "天津饭，快起床啊！要迟到了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6842066"}
{"text": "大象的尾巴真是厉害啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6795716"}
{"text": "你可以去服装城啊，大把年轻的女性叫你靓仔", "question": "为什么长辈领导都说我挺帅的，但周围同龄的女生不少说我长得丑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "序章 → 打破 → 问题", "question": "试试看说“像人一样的火焰”。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5805135"}
{"text": "主办方要求穿黑白的衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcB9oDgM70dycWnTJN01OQJJwSpOcZGuaZqfWk0MpmgEEnOX0QAIQjQRw"}
{"text": "你确定你是一个备胎？？？你真的确定？说不定，你只是一个千斤顶，人家换备胎的时候才需要你。", "question": "做了备胎怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向父母解释玩的游戏不能暂停", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icSwazNNfTZoBnsrpJzOwdwZHzUWoWqicDa8JGCVOx1F8yCrypapmibStg"}
{"text": "最近衣柜总是稍微开着...我确认过已经关上了，但是还是开着。真奇怪啊！", "question": "因为是深夜，所以讲恐怖故事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1681669"}
{"text": "爸妈帮你打点行囊时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibH1mOEYmpkpsW32DCjibw5ymc3EMgCtEWq7ufCOl4wicWNxELOWAfufBrQ"}
{"text": "是的，这里是脱离北咨询室！请告诉我您的住址和名字可以吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylkyH47odVYb4NGaZLujWqiaic8Dbt93GPSboD17M9utun07b4AuCMT6PA"}
{"text": "街头霸王", "question": "从游戏中删除一个角色，让他/她离开游戏。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386788"}
{"text": "早上好啊～小兰姐……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he4qtu78t0j30ci0el0ws"}
{"text": "依赖父母的钱有什么错！啊！", "question": null, "star": 727, "type": "I2T", "image": "6348537"}
{"text": "在空闲的缝隙里，像是要贴上银色标记一样。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7068324"}
{"text": "晚饭还是出去吃吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grjzw5ro8wj30ci0el7al"}
{"text": "准备开始麻醉", "question": null, "star": 288, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gofxest9gsj60u01400yd02"}
{"text": "挡住无产阶级探寻的目光。", "question": "为什么飞机商务舱一直拉着帘子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为鼻子不通，所以使出全力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5073001"}
{"text": "「不好！我老公回来了！你快躲进这……谈？阿喵！3年前失踪的阿喵！？」『哼！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs2up8151lj30ci0el104"}
{"text": "所以啊...不是说不要把石头扔进雪里吗...(>ω<)", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1842665"}
{"text": "是阿米娅！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "告示：本店抓到小偷从不报警", "question": null, "star": 313, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4bdj4jxyij614018bdoe02"}
{"text": "呐？好不好嘛？呐？呐？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "一发即中，惊吓！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4207944"}
{"text": "海伦凯勒太阳眼镜。。", "question": "有哪些品牌名字起得失败得让人崩溃？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "裁判「你俩一起上就这点能耐？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy310pyqpgj30ci0eln13"}
{"text": "装作没看见正要离开时小野猫叫了一声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Se05R8gBic1e6t1VnNUXZlalcTSdWr1rJBypjlAndQLhasFiaPEwAkibwQhT74kKib1VVDWyYbGWUnkQ"}
{"text": "快给我急支糖浆", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "这是中岛的心情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6538776"}
{"text": "手机充电线的长度。", "question": "限制你自由的最主要因素是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毽子", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "厕所变得好可怕，拜托你能不能陪我一起到单人间里？", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "这是小册子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6801261"}
{"text": "只看唱片的沟就能猜出是什么歌。", "question": "味道太重的特异功能。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4913030"}
{"text": "在开了个玩笑后，看两、三分钟Twitter，确认刚才开的玩笑是否有星星标记，然后进入下一个玩笑的无限循环。", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "前看才能走下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g80dazwxxfj20zz13w44d"}
{"text": "最怕跑完之后，手机没有同步到~", "question": "跑马拉松你最怕什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "存在为了掩盖副社长的犯罪而运作的部门。", "question": "大摩托车上可能会再次发生坏事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7287101"}
{"text": "山吉夫！当然是一条红内裤啊？是吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5594723"}
{"text": "夫妇俩都姓高梅。", "question": "请问纯烈的新成员是谁？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4146140"}
{"text": "为了去掉高汤的浑浊，在里面铺上过滤纸。", "question": null, "star": 99, "type": "I2T", "image": "5995315"}
{"text": "「救命，我被变成鹦鹉了。」", "question": "想养只鹦鹉，教他说一些什么话呀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给因寒冷而颤抖的你，我扯下两袖充当围巾……当你对我说“谢谢”时，不知怎的感觉很难过……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3625666"}
{"text": "舞动我的五只手臂", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "水虫很多，情况很严重。", "question": "请告诉我灰姑娘隐藏的秋天秘密。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6715607"}
{"text": "都把泡泡糖吹爆了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNcCicmcUxDBIxYcjqdj27dfSehbCRibiahiaqcUzPyIZPBVXlciaNFqIHYkg"}
{"text": "拖拖拉拉到极限。", "question": "烧烤常见知识。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6522054"}
{"text": "绝对不拿出压岁钱的爷爷绝对要搞到压岁钱的孙子绝对要保管压岁钱的妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp28i2r5kfj30ci0eljuy"}
{"text": "这才是你们的妈妈", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "古代仙人跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcLEJQnHhArsyO4k2Kiblsg0aopVh2QpQr497jKEl8qIT604pTGjlVjEA"}
{"text": "无论什么事都能用水冲走。", "question": "厕所之神是唯一能满足的愿望是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5701053"}
{"text": "等待解鸭的鸭缩包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuuk9rjQgjlANakMFIRD7N6ywykrmRSIPSupibQUZ7WIlhjy9MkbrTuJQ"}
{"text": "富者愈富。", "question": "在富士山顶发现了一个神秘的按钮，按下它会怎么样？", "star": 3937, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651659"}
{"text": "替你拉屎！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "上晚自习的时候学校突然停电了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKzp4yiaJXpS2OyicZauIh3uFWhFuHCgAmyWZfScNrEL5icI7FyWLaUOcIQ"}
{"text": "王子办無症状王子是无症状感染者", "question": null, "star": 1537, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghzc8y9wysj213b1bnakf"}
{"text": "从今天起我成了尼特族，好伤心。", "question": "从今天开始是新学年了，请在4月1日这个特殊的日子给我讲一个好笑的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6488154"}
{"text": "结合日本企业的特点，大部分人都在走流程，准备各种文件比如舰长说：加速。那么他的办公小组就开始准备加速所需的各种文件，然后层层下发，经过各部门的确认同意当然了，这个过程中常常因为忙乱免不了出错，出现各种诸如：“抱歉啊，让我切腹也好，但这份文件实在是无法签字”，又或者“笨蛋，为什么这张通知书第二段开头多了一个空格？！”……这样的言语在反复相互推诿扯皮过程中，逐渐确认了就算整艘舰立即原地爆炸也不是任何一个人的责任，在此之后，命令才会被正式传达到动力室当天的值班室长确认命令的格式正确，文件完整。室长于是指示当天的操作员拉一下操纵杆，加速", "question": "日本科幻动画片里，那种巨大宇宙战舰，舰长一发话，那些操作员就开始打字啊敲键盘的控制舰艇。他们都在按些什么东西呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "茶壶。", "question": "鬼灭之刃里的非主要角色", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629952"}
{"text": "致死量。", "question": "我哥一个人喝了三斤白酒，什么量？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全自动区分计算机和人类的公开图灵测试（Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart，简称CAPTCHA）说白了就是个验证码。", "question": "计算机领域中有什么高大上的术语其实描述的是很简单的事物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "腰断了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361279"}
{"text": "献血达人“随叫随到”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6570610"}
{"text": "学级崩坏的规模不同。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1749760"}
{"text": "学校不他妈让带手机", "question": "你手机里最后一个关于学校的视频是什么？有什么故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深田先生今天是病人。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6848043"}
{"text": "第一天下凡的普罗米修斯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5zzSv2LjAm1RkJ54OTeibfde9MEotQ5GRPbHYyZt6pDLmic01Ru8wReRg"}
{"text": "中午吃哪一边呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZQLDCJCcdQeBHgFa8tRibhxoUM8wm8u6y5AEicDLSBUrH8jaMVZ6TjPUw"}
{"text": "老子这是在哪？？？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9j83rpjc4j20fh0e6gmk"}
{"text": "万万没想到蓝翔的课程也能上课摸鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibLjvEs0F1bnhzslpPDc6JJd8yOml80m4cBiaAYPhDX3Ticby44YAGf74w"}
{"text": "很多时候说谎话更省事。很多时候对方不识相，实话拒绝他他总是找一堆理由试图说服你。打个比方我妈叫我回去相亲。我要是说实话不想见，近几年不想结婚，好嘛，那得被劝好久。这个姑娘多好啊，你也要为家里着想啊，你奶奶都盼着重孙子好多年了啊巴拉巴拉。就说我们所最近接了个军方的涉密项目，最近都住在单位，出个大门都特别不容易别说回家了。过几天手机都会收上去。恩大约要持续3个月吧。problem solved 比说实话省了一万字。", "question": "为什么有些人拒绝别人的方式是说谎而不是直接说不?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请热敷并饮用，可以稳定情绪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6688074"}
{"text": "都说了我对93号汽油过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QqmEVLSwb2O2OmsonpJawwWW6cXZxnsP56mqt6AEpacwpgEicH8vvZGayocAAKKXX7eoC1LoL8YWg"}
{"text": "面向那边，喂！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7327981"}
{"text": "他是当年劝你选这个专业的学长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEl3L0mDl4cetPQ4Sqhrf1rqKLmgia5KwnLG3PZ9p6twsMawvFKmIIpdA"}
{"text": "松本问：“滨田你要去哪里呀？还没决定吗？”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2415584"}
{"text": "以诺贝尔奖的奖金，冲击北京中心区房价，确实力不从心。不过——诺贝尔奖不包含数学类奖项，而科学界最大奖奖金，正产生于数学界。它的理论基础起源自雅各布·伯努利的《猜度术》，旨在颁发给数学概率领域的优秀研究者。它的奖金在所有的科学奖项中也最为丰厚，最高奖项视选拔机制不同，奖金从百万到千万不等，最优秀的获奖者甚至可以获取超过十亿人民币，在北京买房没有丝毫问题。1612 年，英国国王詹姆士一世授权英国伦敦维吉尼亚公司(the Virginia Company of London)进行颁奖，开创了该项大奖的先河。它的设立，早于法国科学院的征文大奖和英国皇家学会的柯普利奖章超过一个世纪。如今，该奖项已经遍布世界各国，参与者广泛。主办者倡导平权，它也是最早公平地向少数族裔和女性开放的奖项。根据美国统计，在美国境内，每年都有超过十人，在前往竞逐本奖项的路上，在车祸中献出了自己的生命。该奖的主要研究经典论题，是「在 42 个数字中随机选出 6 个，预测选出数字的概率分布」。为了让大家进一步参与到数学研究中，该奖通常每周开奖两次，最大限度地保证了活动热度。这就是——大乐透。", "question": "科学界有哪个奖，奖金够买北京一套房？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "安定的生活。", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "我想得到星星，唱三遍。", "question": "睡觉前的仪式。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3941128"}
{"text": "我把皮卡丘踩扁了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6924040"}
{"text": "电影院里看甄子丹的打戏，一拳打到太阳穴对面歇菜。我抓着爆米花塞嘴里，一边说话：「急性硬膜外，颞骨骨折，抓紧时间开颅能活，哪儿那么容易就挂了。」隔壁一个老兄转过来：「兄弟脑外的？」「哟呵，系呀系呀，您哪科的呀？」「我口腔的，我一直在瞄前两拳敲出的牙是第几恒磨牙，还没瞅见呢。」「同志同志！」握爪握爪。（知乎日报注：瞎扯是瞎扯，生活是生活，在电影放映过程中讲话是不礼貌的哦。）", "question": "是什么行为让你一不小心暴露了身份？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那应该只是她哥哥而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWFHg4gg6J54kwA8KWmF3uJZ8E4NmuN7iaDpZ9B2OXYhATBnFZqj6TeVQ"}
{"text": "那边的客人请您的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UH2jyCr1L0ykL8I9JbNhkhmPuDicibbvmMtBBHdFPeQ3YRWt4Da6kGNEIQ"}
{"text": "我们睡觉了。", "question": "把那部超级名作的名字改一个字，让它变得好笑一点。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7159395"}
{"text": "发生了神秘的食物中毒事件。", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "青汁的广告太猛了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnxawao4glj30ci0eljuw"}
{"text": "没人说过越过龙门后会长这样啊……", "question": null, "star": 674, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "路易斯是关键。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "最后的晚餐", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1688696"}
{"text": "经常被触角骚扰。", "question": "宇宙人和地球人的共同点是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010458"}
{"text": "啊！那个很有趣呢！最后主角其实是凶手的情节也太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1607925"}
{"text": "为了将来回答“我是怎么来的？提前布局证据", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIukazMFXZzXZqqNb5PPRiclyC1PlsIiaLjeMzdP1B2JQYgu5w3UNHy3tQ"}
{"text": "“零元购”机动车通道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib4nIDS4DSJXe9ABpMWJqrvHhFW0auiby82teBpDLp0yZicFhmfQlk6eng"}
{"text": "两个新手在玩格斗游戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtK4BfKPHhNN6zoibygTfB4DSc8VL4u6UQrNWWLaZrZRM8NbZjyvrXJHA"}
{"text": "动脚就没关系了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp43eye9yhj30ci0eldk2"}
{"text": "碰到水身体就只有一半了!", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "不好！要迟到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6irdg0ermj30ci0el74t"}
{"text": "如果你秃顶了，那就是发光的证据。", "question": "Lady Gaga曾经说过：“如果你有阴影，那是因为有光照射在你身上。”", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975434"}
{"text": "因為節水不是為了省錢。", "question": "售价上万的马桶，商家却为什么强调节水效果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在哺乳中请安静！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xoV1PVroPA5vp30pS2z6F24EzXzk9YLCDm1JUHxfp4LcH3zQoZKUwreA"}
{"text": "那么，这个什么时候开始呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7016315"}
{"text": "接下来的费用根据情况而定。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7214229"}
{"text": "作为一个很喜欢孩子的父亲，每天上班都充满了斗志，因为这是一场场灵魂碰撞之后的休息，感恩每一个遇到的同事或客户，觉得他们是如此的理性而又通情达理。", "question": "有哪些养娃的事实，没养过娃的人一定不会相信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沐浴露还有一天过期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEvvO8kT0cuIVExGZKcYQ07bfJne8xQicmJFh4wcN7Qbe5TeSVIvLAaCw"}
{"text": "感觉全身都在晃动~", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4428266"}
{"text": "虽然被反复使用，但是很好吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5682374"}
{"text": "欢迎来到！美术部！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GqLPiaicYUfX75uoaUStrCZ3WSzj9tdib9aFvGarxGjuic1hSxxo7NA1iaKw"}
{"text": "马拉之死", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "竟然用了黑色的笔抄答案！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8dMatX3QLssOXEe3kudlP8OdklByo5dPTFBhFduLjyJ23NGkaD9bDGw"}
{"text": "「他们说那玩意儿比猫条还带劲儿我也不懂，就跟着吸了点猫薄荷！#为保护当事喵隐私，已打码#", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpgv6dj4vvj30ci0el0y6"}
{"text": "大家好！我来了！麒麟的睡觉时间是10分钟，我没有地方可以睡。那么再见！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6528348"}
{"text": "严重金属过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibPu1DGjsj0ezkoF9XAYh1tnanPv7RH9BAicevpLibibicpllIibSpfIlS7Ew"}
{"text": "东京03饭塚说：关键是菊田啊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506122"}
{"text": "把这个问题发给了女朋友，然后现在我在哄她…", "question": "怎么哄男朋友呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他/她把二本的棒球棒用错了方法。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1918103"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "1.一病人找不到 xx 门诊，问另一病人，不答。问路人心想：这医院病人素质咋这么低下！遂投诉之……2.医务科说又接到一个投诉：病人觉得医院的电梯有质量问题，他看到电梯在楼上就按「下」让它下来，电梯在楼下就按「上」让它上来。然而这电梯老是不听话……", "question": "从医期间，你碰到过最奇葩的投诉是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "千寻的千年藏发术", "question": "尽情发挥，修改标题。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "7170540"}
{"text": "贵。", "question": "舍友买了双 4000 块钱的鞋子， 贵吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强力胶受害者协会", "question": null, "star": 583, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl6dk91enbj610510545702"}
{"text": "当然没有啦，一直都是最低的。", "question": "养猫后你的家庭地位发生改变了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "祖先：法克！这帮孙子又滥发货币！", "question": "祭祖的时候祖先除了吃饭，会聊些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "额头好痒抓不到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ex8vymfe9ij20b30afdh6"}
{"text": "我们看到的《明史》，是由清朝几代皇帝呕心沥血、煞费苦心修订的。", "question": "就明清两朝比较而言，为何明朝皇帝多昏庸无能，清朝皇帝多励精图治？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我老公拿着 b 超单子看了半天，抬头对我说，大屁股！干得好！！！(￣∇￣)", "question": "当你的老公知道你怀孕是什么反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让我们为下次冲锋的敢死队默哀三分钟小黑，你不用默哀，你去准备冲锋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLTzYXpBI8YZFunqjSEeggTzN9pMnzra5dGLVQ6svejt4ia7icyoa12ibzw"}
{"text": "这个下水道井盖很小。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1552219"}
{"text": "在社交网络谈胸大的烦恼和牛皮癣的烦恼时，最大的区别就是后者不会附上一堆牛皮癣的多角度精修照片。", "question": "胸大真的好吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听不见你欢迎光临的话语。", "question": "深夜便利店的那些事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2803082"}
{"text": "落地时，膝盖受伤了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2658232"}
{"text": "大师兄你说的对。二师兄你说的对。师傅你说的对。", "question": "如何投入大家的聊天中，不做话题终结者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手语交流", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaaDSxO5xqrrSVnkSSdSHSkb5M8fx0xQh3b5FAIibEyhcZZ9wGtXcicF8JA"}
{"text": "猩猩，猩猩。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500628"}
{"text": "「公寓禁养宠物，有人举报你家有叫声，这个是？」『压咸菜的石头』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb0z96gfvej30ci0eltdg"}
{"text": "前辈们的聚集地。", "question": "把老人院说得好听一点。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5423476"}
{"text": "别人跳山羊的时候能不能别突然抬手", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "奋力阻止女友试穿昂贵的黑貂皮大衣", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "外挂追上来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6hyxwcj7tj20m50tjgpm"}
{"text": "犹大被命运玩弄的结果", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6442224"}
{"text": "看到了chairman", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "火龙果加西梅 让你感受屁眼尿尿的感觉昨晚吃了个红心火龙果 差不多一斤重吧  今天早晨要不是有公共厕所  我就拉车上了", "question": "为什么吃红色火龙果一个小时以后就排出来了？怎么可以这么快…", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相扑解说员说出了不得了的话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmug9z9cjmj30ci0elq55"}
{"text": "我才吃一口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "好了啦.刚才偷鱼吃是我不对……不要做一周的土豆嘛……好不好嘛.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guggn1pk2kj60ci0eljv502"}
{"text": "两个插座孔中，有一个插针也不会触电。", "question": "随便啦，但我还是想告诉你。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5815651"}
{"text": "一模一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9o7ntwczgj20ex0e5my8"}
{"text": "骑着偷来的摩托车出发了~！", "question": "如果错过了末班车。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6155533"}
{"text": "正被老师批评时这家伙躲在后面逗我笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glehh4iy4aj30ci0el44e"}
{"text": "看到那孩子健康成长我就放心了，够了，开车吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gpxe2j3fopj30ci0eltg7"}
{"text": "一夜没睡的你买了新电蚊拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MAkiczTRKrITM4eQpJrOSWlictVWiaD1GYCBS6Qex7GExkjBNwueGwtlhw"}
{"text": "白式神星槽不听话就把你变回尖叫鸡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCx6kMicNssPPLnIJCd1Faible5lastN51wmHSI0cXKaavXicpiaghicZtJAwQ"}
{"text": "当妈妈开始给爸爸减少午餐费用时，300元就变成了特价商品。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3320890"}
{"text": "什么？800日元？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7229570"}
{"text": "正在刷机", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "新角色的眼药水太过暴露，达到播出限制级别。", "question": null, "star": 1002, "type": "I2T", "image": "2140866"}
{"text": "许愿变成袋鼠的天敌然后变成了袋猫", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "「妈咪~3份薯条买来了吗？」「（不好！只买了1份！）』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0md7juwmtj30ci0el43k"}
{"text": "手上沾上502了", "question": null, "star": 69, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "剪刀石头布发动了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305489"}
{"text": "区别就是，「晚安」是真的要睡觉了，而「我睡觉了」，是让你好好想想自己哪里错了。", "question": "我睡觉了 和 晚安 有区别吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你没收的那条内裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKA3Eia6sy3iaCticT2vPFh8HeKeHwdjh4mibqA4421ykD1EAfGFlmgnJ66YYAFraDibpu3qoQQIsraicg"}
{"text": "光着脚丫子跑得和阿贝贝一样快。", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "面试", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw7wfv7f2xj20yi18h1jj"}
{"text": "一件三镰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCb2g1mGYibCzS1KDtRtwkXZmsyQFxx6YvIib39uVNjE6XunejDoquKJPbw"}
{"text": "只有最右边自己主动伸手摸氪石，所以他才是真超人。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "不信不立。", "question": "你的生活被拍成了电影，那么这部电影的标题是什么呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3424575"}
{"text": "售票员走了吗，我可以出来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "可以吗？即使爸爸回来了，也不能再提另一个爸爸的事了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6715349"}
{"text": "这种特大号痔疮栓如今我用着也不觉得大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaxj3drp35j20bk0axdhh"}
{"text": "电视新闻主播中场休息时间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8h9xvZqjUaX24gJ7CQJxWCxpfXyVfibfT6F24JpgibOW2nAKwRhADgZzQ"}
{"text": "口袋妖怪：年轻的夏装和年长的冬装。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5951716"}
{"text": "我当年手掌骨折石膏包了两个月，打开之后那个味道……不提也罢。所以手也是会臭的，贵在坚持。", "question": "为什么脚有脚臭，手没有手臭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "北都飞走了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "嘿！欢迎来到三楼！我们咪咪和桃子姐妹的连携技能可是不能停止的，否则你就无法前进！嗯！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1796231"}
{"text": "过度包装", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4288550"}
{"text": "我要当爸爸啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usCCCR8XKKjJL7z0NLDq3oqngoUiaHiarX2DFbjaKlagV3Wq6FKV14159w"}
{"text": "就是他刚才没买票！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "朋友教我的治打隔偏方", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es0b0i4emdj209o080gns"}
{"text": "你不对劲..看来入口处的催眠没成功啊.", "question": null, "star": 877, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmvfi5p6k5j611m0ymgry02"}
{"text": "我捡到了它的大便，对吧，捡到了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1578794"}
{"text": "你可能是个浪荡子吧，玉先生！", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "6207160"}
{"text": "汉堡包", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4288550"}
{"text": "加薪请求失败后决定使用升职器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4Zmc9psThGMpF04Y2z8ajOiaRok4hBTeXkNDic1vuTAm4pySz6RoJWr4w"}
{"text": "裤子拉链卡住却尿急的你", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvxqt3yvk9j20yi0zkh71"}
{"text": "大四仍在单身的室友，某天含情脉脉地看向了我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1e9UR7PDMMOESc8OlFJibVycTaTzk7DsVlMgWOicASjDdo3pVxqeRlty5g"}
{"text": "邓超：拍他干啥，老子才是c位", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "男朋友送的免费但我超喜欢的生日礼物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GW6YNxhiaaP7jHEawo7GgMibV2ejT24vMU7UKn8ebyyvBDDbDTYdJcNUXw"}
{"text": "猫踏了反对集会", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4245546"}
{"text": "喂！你虽然因为机器故障没来上课，怎么还来了露营啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3963186"}
{"text": "急刹车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2zvrubj2hj20lv0of0uy"}
{"text": "我真是的，圣诞礼物你干嘛送那种东西给我啊……", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3805367"}
{"text": "请问可以打扰一下吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6934586"}
{"text": "所有人都回去了，结果被开出了一笔很大的帐单，只能假装没看见了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3653952"}
{"text": "您好，我们是专门过来请您去天国的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7X4goTgm7mTpzoyo27NR4HJotPibnpq1icV28UO0DDlzUOibdccUP1E2ySQ"}
{"text": "认真翻一遍谭浩强，看看你能找出多少个错误如果找不到，说明你要重学 C 语言", "question": "谭浩强在程序员圈子里的口碑如何？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "很简单，他是 NPC。", "question": "一人在商场门口，卖两元一个的发光掏耳勺，一个月都没见他卖出去一个，他是怎么想的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈！我们回家吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5251030"}
{"text": "通宵打游戏刚睡着妈妈就来掀被子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luylIqAiaricetnduCRSAAmz5AuiaC5f5dxnqd4qaLPDgtMNblZ9nxvJXVlA"}
{"text": "啥也不会但是抽到了限定皮肤的你。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9saGqzibEFmnSFibSvT3uvzibcktKZyGLME3JDF8nD1edIRCxSmxPRafOg"}
{"text": "群众两大逻辑：「宁可信其有」 和 「来都来了」……", "question": "什么事件会让你觉得群众是愚蠢的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我家已经养乌龟了", "question": null, "star": 700, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggpixwlbwcj210d1ch4au"}
{"text": "在教堂前有一个被抛弃的孩子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6066373"}
{"text": "有把柄的人", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6358217"}
{"text": "那也只有动情离开。", "question": "提出辞职后，被老板动情挽留，怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小夫被胖虎殴打后的濒死体验太狂观了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT31rI3pd9WBFfHpDGR3oNibtc35X2UibTiaSFGjJboASyjgItZVqdaK4yw"}
{"text": "我都随便取的……最近已经发展到，实在不知道该叫什么于是拿街名凑了。所以这本正在写的新长篇里，女主角叫灵境，男主角叫景恒(≧∇≦)北京的朋友们都懂的，灵境胡同和景恒街在哪儿……我只想说，我真的尽力了 -_-#", "question": "你是怎么给小说人物取名字的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，我要过去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7067119"}
{"text": "刷知乎.", "question": "你上班是怎么样摸鱼的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摇绳还挺累！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fx7v2ewvc6j20ma0ttdj0"}
{"text": "竟然躲在那里亲亲看我给你曝光", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecfurjeu5wj208m0cign2"}
{"text": "选择了第二个角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT8qKnrdQW3IIUB2sTRia7QYjWdMfvw5DYk9ZVbtTiciclj8Ng300icL3HEg"}
{"text": "？", "question": "在微信上被问「在吗」，该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拿首好戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLVpRk5P1sSmefj4Fveviay6Vjzm5rWMicvEHRcCxstPTGmmcGpialREgoA"}
{"text": "爆发感！", "question": "战斗起来就显得很强大的四个字成语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5649113"}
{"text": "手指颤抖，视线模糊，严重时甚至可能导致死亡。", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "四维空间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicOeZCVkWSmntjsuhIVrCiaS3lFtAYGdZOMjhC9zaUy49FswLO1ftJjLw"}
{"text": "机会降临！", "question": "可口可乐绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6462064"}
{"text": "果然厉害，小李的拨弦技巧。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6766290"}
{"text": "由于陷阱挖了太深自己上不去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guhlk79enbj60ci0eldiy02"}
{"text": "插 usb 接口的时候。正插反插都插不上，然后看一眼，就插上了。你说一个 usb 接头还给我整波函数。是不是 bug？", "question": "有哪个瞬间让你觉得这个世界出bug了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你能帮我确认一下我是否体味重吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4386403"}
{"text": "捏住鼻子，和阿部宽一起唱三遍。", "question": "请告诉我如何忍住打喷嚏的技巧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6683155"}
{"text": "按照惯例，演的好就是演员牛逼，演的不好就是导演有问题。", "question": "一个成功的角色塑造，功劳更应属于演员还是导演？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "久违的手术成功后拍张合影纪念下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glxo4kr4j7j30ci0elaht"}
{"text": "我爱你！所以我爱你……啊-爱-你-是-特-尔-！这样的电波不坏吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7088091"}
{"text": "美国做 UI 的都是。", "question": "存在英语非常流利，却在从事 UI 视觉工作的人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "特制自拍杆", "question": null, "star": 251, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glyvblpxb1j60yl1a5dm802"}
{"text": "告诉我简乐前辈在哪里！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6434993"}
{"text": "全身爆炸结局", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5809531"}
{"text": "野比家停电了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6879333"}
{"text": "两人一起请求吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6092557"}
{"text": "明天是调休日。", "question": "明天的注意事项。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6960072"}
{"text": "3个月后体型有所改变4个月后空手捏碎苹果1年后变成81岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibLeGTlDZAKW9NZUhH3TO5dpvC6ibUOZHgwtI7va2UKPA6zf2oNWtxMag"}
{"text": "盘香还是盘响？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "肥鸭飞呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "给了一些人与他们的能力不相匹配的欲望", "question": "社会残酷在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "旋风土豆！很受小孩和大人的欢迎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581812"}
{"text": "突然忘记规则的32号", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6w7udPLia2ce0GM1tRN6Gu4UfficicwsYaQTqBzc6SUDcNInyuK3aM2PJw"}
{"text": "高一时候的一件事，时间跨度在 6 年前。当时盛行素质教育，NSFZ 作为重点高中自然更是如此。大概也是有一天我们班班主任突发奇想，在某一个小长假布置了一个作业是：想办法自食其力挣到 20 块钱，于是大家有什么卖报纸，上家教等等等等。基本上返校回来也都或或少的挣到了钱。唯独我苦思冥想不知道怎么办才好。终于，在快开学的一天，我想到了一个不知是否可行的办法：「喂是报社么？这边有个新闻，有个老师给我们布置了一个奇怪的作业……」结局是给了爆料费 150 块钱。这件事大概就是我人生的巅峰了。", "question": "你最意想不到的一笔收入是怎么来的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天的妆不能白化", "question": "当人们自拍时，他们在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给孩子的，给孩子的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWcXKyssI6RkgAfnYnmPbebjFMRXLyKUibOzT6Zg0hAX3FibIW3sgrV4vQ"}
{"text": "左边最受欢迎。厚度、弯曲程度。推荐哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7238525"}
{"text": "中国股市资深投资者兴致勃勃的看着两位新手投资者讨论大盘走势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLia1tdmfwnrOa43ic3ibUPvuq2X1N5WfnwmEOQibcjricA8jyl0o5P1DFyMWCRexldDzMl0d5xCdibuIw"}
{"text": "哦，我明白了，我在澡堂里忘记了！", "question": null, "star": 354, "type": "I2T", "image": "104494"}
{"text": "换个角度想，你可能是继承了首饰主人的前男友。", "question": "我该不该直接问男友，给我的首饰是不是给以前的女友的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "进入殿堂", "question": "除去那些想要尝试但会成为犯罪的事情，只做一次也无妨。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2937578"}
{"text": "听说母校着火，急着再送上一根雷管的好学生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHTcoY63Q72MwSQc9OjHLM0dVvT2MOtwiaftF7mD5M1PtwxAO3Mf1Dib4g"}
{"text": "吃客人递的月饼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibCKMbkD2eCGyAgHM64TTA6em8h8iarj4WMfRmNlTVvXGJibga24dXvjpA"}
{"text": "这是妈妈用很少的零花钱买给我的，他们却当着我的面，玩似的把它弄坏了，等我反应过来时，已经扎到手上了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3226190"}
{"text": "明天是静香的小提琴演奏会……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h11cwryd8vj30ci0el429"}
{"text": "我觉得这首歌好听吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6455122"}
{"text": "小伙伴中有一-个人买了VR眼镜，大家都惊呆了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEMPWaNqQfpuMaIcrXNp3Ora1Cro6vLuSjiaPTe4vc2SRaS0j9uUfqwBA"}
{"text": "球打中了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IOmzEKuEhkxFFVezXc7FuYy1f4VaR4lY6vIlc6eYIjxjaHecVicj30qqA"}
{"text": "我导师曾经指着我的鲸鱼速写跟我说：「你这个直升机画得不错……」", "question": "你导师是如何嫌弃你的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老大出行", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9cn6ywy5mj20ft0e3myp"}
{"text": "纳豆发酵过度，竟然有了生命。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2148315"}
{"text": "前辈在看哪里？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7249054"}
{"text": "蝙蝠侠被打败了，但接下来出现的花粉男是个强敌。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "3192892"}
{"text": "请正确区分娶不进来和嫁不出去的区别。", "question": "怎么看待「女孩子书读多了嫁不出去」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "教练：水花太大，回去重跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkJyiazcNpfCK2W5N2zSOZw3dicibAQxlFtXMOW7KwcJuhI0APJpxsd0RnA"}
{"text": "傻孩子，史泰龙可以打一个师，我安迪爬个下水道就要熏晕么？", "question": "《肖申克的救赎》中安迪最后爬过充满污秽的下水道时，为什么没有被沼气熏晕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快看，那只就是连人类都追不到的豹子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "两块钱你买不了吃亏，两块钱你买不了上当", "question": "历史上有哪些有名的「洗脑名句」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "稻叶先生！稻叶先生！稻叶先生！稻叶先生！我听到了仓库的声音！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4575874"}
{"text": "熊猫父母的拥抱", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwsa3h217cj20fk0fbgmp"}
{"text": "两个人都在想“从哪里开始吃好呢”", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "山崎，你变成这样我怎么忍心扇你巴掌", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "“小男孩”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "小当家的菜做好啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib5E4AwutKfDR0zpN70arcXgGR5kG5rElwRegHvdKMhM7as6p0xniaNhQ"}
{"text": "没吃饱。", "question": "为什么社交活动结束回到家里之后会有深深的失落感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "声优变更", "question": "机器猫不能做绝对不可以做的事情吧？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6987681"}
{"text": "“就随便来一次H好了，反正不行也无所谓。”对方犹豫了一下说，“那要是出去的话就好了。”这已经是习惯了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7164195"}
{"text": "即使得到了很多星星，但由于与第二天不合适的主题有关，仍然被删除了。", "question": "睡糊涂导致的不幸事件。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997496"}
{"text": "客人，您说要到九段下对吧？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6591121"}
{"text": "大家都说我是金高银，但我可是乳牙啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3313716"}
{"text": "给我买嘛！纟给我买嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gorswee2grj30ci0elgno"}
{"text": "一进旧校舍就听说有幽灵，但因为太可爱了所以不敢尝试考验它。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6368777"}
{"text": "不按说明放烟花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaCehia6xaGtjd5TibUCAsOqJsccSndZmN60pRRtMicjSMUMoFyEY4jkNuQ"}
{"text": "我今天想到了一个非常有趣的笑话。'你收到了很多星星吗？' '其实我是想先问你的。' '真是多余啊。'", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6525316"}
{"text": "来！摸吧！摸到你爽为止！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ekhvoqkfhvj20am0bnaax"}
{"text": "分不清五号和七号的区别只好这样去商店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcNmh5lrOxgSXI6fJ3j3x6Q6J4s3Abfzanpwg8qVia1icbH2fdaFiaZTuJQ"}
{"text": "制作手工巧克力的第一步：将德芙切条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNlsFtyBZsG30czQiajpVAYp3zGskUy0bmK6Rwibp4H8eDf7Ix8MtAMicqg"}
{"text": "做了那么过分的事，为什么就是不肯道歉呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5461309"}
{"text": "要是他额头有个月亮，再黑也好看啊", "question": "如何反驳黑人就是丑的观点?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初步锁定了盗窃企鹅的嫌疑人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEMDRSlsm0dbb05vHZ4hKjrQzdAV8ygZVHiagoibNwcphB54GU18ctsLoA"}
{"text": "逛完动物园后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpgv7qnpo9j30ci0eldng"}
{"text": "刚才那家店不是很好吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGJoicUo76tNicAnTNwkS0Juib3h29nicW7RW3yuDmWVyZfzK8CfEaEicIqWQ"}
{"text": "这是最新的PlayStation吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6827138"}
{"text": "那斯内普教授就是个从小不爱洗头的姑娘了。", "question": "如果《哈利波特》中的人物全员性别转换会发生什么故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在马路上遇到猫咪的时候，听说应该装作没看见才符合礼仪。我试着这样做，瞥了一眼那只猫，它也好像没看见一样。", "question": "请你温柔地教我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6072301"}
{"text": "人都是有脾气的嘛。", "question": "虽然我喜欢吃苦的东西，但是你有什么推荐吗？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2561275"}
{"text": "我是初中语文老师我不爱学习最讨厌学习", "question": "可以分享一个最见不得人的秘密吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师：“他基础不好，你们几个好学生多带一带我的视角：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4sstPO9EibzISQPQzQica3Dkia85ibCl02HNJxRTCsX4uFA1ExthicTLM0XT7A"}
{"text": "女人必须要结婚，为男人传宗接代。咋了，家里有皇位啊。", "question": "一个人的观念可以老到什么程度?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问……你……是……哪……位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaibN5HZ3PLRv1eNfAKvZz4zm6uxgEonb0Dq0ZhkbWdfiacXictBUuh2vOsVzFtXxuZJjOH71TFFLsg"}
{"text": "没心没肺的笑话。", "question": "我觉得病从口入。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5917939"}
{"text": "无论计算多少遍，老婆这个月给的午餐费都平均为5块钱/天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h22293ifonj30ci0elt9r"}
{"text": "青蛙跳跳11跳，加上跳跳22跳。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6427276"}
{"text": "喂，老头子，你要么去报警，要么被我打断手，你自己选吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7168497"}
{"text": "三脚架要倒了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkgKcJkW21rqzMCTvib4iclBdn8r4iaAk9diaSM18ibZGA2VBBr4vtkc2UHsg"}
{"text": "「您现在可以安全地关闭计算机。」", "question": "有哪些新生代没见过或者无法理解的 Windows 95/98 时代的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "于是决定等拉完再擦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNiaIsy6acDXO6AichrfBjDOS7YIW293s9eE1KIGO3W2iaDaZhhEDBplNOQ"}
{"text": "「这猫平时特别乖」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eeqwl9r3fhj20ar0bemyw"}
{"text": "越过军事分界线从韩国北部逃来的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4333231"}
{"text": "啊，巧了！您是今天的面试官吧？现在有点儿时间吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361518"}
{"text": "被大鹅攻击了", "question": null, "star": 442, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqcemr2n0rj611f0y2ahx02"}
{"text": "喂？我泳镜呢？/呦西，水下找找！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h78l9hxni5j30ci0el0vi"}
{"text": "利用公司规则不完善的漏洞，给朋友送了隐藏摄像机作为礼物。", "question": "极限安全的微渣勇士传记", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6868283"}
{"text": "不要吵了 大家都一样烂", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghdj27ijg2j20wx0m645m"}
{"text": "快看我的新鞋，很棒吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjCrKWPRMZOPYEFqoyOItZgbn01njZiaKZpE3br2zF3zE8icb37WicdxrAeibVot8ic26OiaseCgRzDcftA"}
{"text": "会找对象！", "question": "你最佩服你老婆什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您好本店扫码点餐", "question": null, "star": 148, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h04yrtg326j60z41augtx02"}
{"text": "利用渗透压和重力让书本中高密度的知识进入低密度的头脑里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZytnyYbaaffzaqkppC33hJueGJ8aWicNTKpUCLgboGiabjHmcO6NXxpxTNQLicrHatoQQFRMQxJjlg"}
{"text": "每张桌子左边的洞，都是你干的吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtJ3REx7tLLV1nr2KMTpWicyNqzunPzPNunR2Q3sqyKgXkOibicMOAFNKPw"}
{"text": "那就拍个X光吧。", "question": "然而现在，我却在享受着突如其来的、莫名其妙的胸口疼痛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6374569"}
{"text": "五个儿子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6356675"}
{"text": "令人无语…，当然是点哑穴了。", "question": "金庸小说中最令人无语的武功是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "葡萄酒得到了最高的评价，但是酒杯破了。（或者说）葡萄酒很好，但是酒杯破了。酒非常好，但是酒杯摔碎了。", "question": null, "star": 10538, "type": "I2T", "image": "1790326"}
{"text": "把它塞到内衣里会怎样呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9Y4jhicVxlIFZoEwPWATnobicK22GSJeTJIepIhOkNynEQsYN1EmvarD0A"}
{"text": "看好，只能给你表演一次…", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "哎，那边有个和我一模一样的人呢，好出汗。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5729913"}
{"text": "上课偷吃时挡脸的书倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1enzv2tcelxj20b608a75b"}
{"text": "日中吐槽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtJru6oQ80Rxn4xFMBY8Ta9h6sickNTJuicdUn1O4lbtSgZhV5NaOGyF6A"}
{"text": "这个半咬的苹果吃不了啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378320"}
{"text": "喵了一声。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5883286"}
{"text": "玉米罐头的最后一粒怎么也倒不出", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7od2gks4jj30ci0elta7"}
{"text": "给他发：我家里今天晚上没人。然后，等他来敲门，就真的没人。", "question": "如何「高端地」调戏喜欢的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "血迹斑斑", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322589"}
{"text": "该起飞了啦机长！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt71nwnnfvj30ci0el42q"}
{"text": "贞子改变路线了", "question": null, "star": 758, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gij5ifi81fj60wd176jwx02"}
{"text": "哎，做什么好呢？", "question": "青菜加盐的味道。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022331"}
{"text": "历史老师：今天我们把世界史结束。", "question": null, "star": 368, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmebgdniasj60g70lltaj02"}
{"text": "朝日电视台有个池塘，曾经引发过很大的问题。", "question": "真的不想读古老的开头。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6988486"}
{"text": "打了半天才发现导演并没有在拍自己。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "育碧办公室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibDdtcBlvRz79ddotB3T8B0GBia5ILXeIJcKhqCfstH5opCafOJELOV5Q"}
{"text": "人生中也有捷径，只是要注意刺猬的刺。", "question": "马里奥赛车迷相田美津代可能会写的作品。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870080"}
{"text": "doinb超话来的，哪个是小天？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "老师把嚼碎的知识掏出来分给大家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRK6SjibMeezJxZmlkTYgFxM7SzJZ3fqYmbSm60NtNeH7TyRlAvuABEKDQ"}
{"text": "对接后台的一个接口，返回的数据中有一段类似于这种「北京丨海淀」，然后我只想要「北京」这个词。于是前端 js 随手写下'北京丨海淀'.split('|')[0]，结果没取到。当时愣了下，不过没在意，换另外一个方法继续试，还是不行，这个时候就有点懵逼了。于是再换方法继续试，把所有的方法全都试了一遍全都不行，这个时候就有点慌了，局面好像有点控制不住了。把所有的原因都考虑了一遍，甚至换了浏览器和电脑，试了很长时间都不行。最后终于将目光放到了「丨」这个字符上，复制粘贴然后打印其 unicode 编码，发现这个东西根本不是英文编码状态在的竖线 |，而是一个拼音为 gun 的汉字丨。找出了原因后，当时心情很平静，只不过是有点想把负责此接口的后端拖出来砍两刀而已( ･_･)ﾉ⌒●~*", "question": "有哪些让你目瞪口呆的 bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油", "question": "高风险、低回报。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6706556"}
{"text": "在「请给我翅膀」的歌声中，我看到了机长正用降落伞逃生。", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "2633835"}
{"text": "逃课看小说被校长抓住了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "不是啦，那不是泰坦尼克号游戏……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1228179"}
{"text": "圣诞送祝斧", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "加油！加油！加油！加油！加油！加油！加油！加油！", "question": "快到圣诞节了，我有一句话想说。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2502402"}
{"text": "不应该做的事情。", "question": "在监控摄像头前面不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6640683"}
{"text": "麦当劳（McDonald）、肯德基（KFC）撑起了我国大中城市公厕供应的半边天。", "question": "世界级大企业有哪些匪夷所思离本行极远的副业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来，这边还有一个两个人一起苦恼吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea16ub13tyj20ae0d3dh0"}
{"text": "在相亲派对上认识了不少好朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO66mj1JxCsOA7DZeuBfQtTJ0zicvcN1THlkGWjDxaBNWFmCvZzSQEPPug"}
{"text": "切割工具", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3297690"}
{"text": "【职业】吟游诗人【技能】全体友方成员攻击力+6%", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgWvzMhANa4xn7H8oE00J6BLrTJuUn7d511w0ZHYYgXxb06YrWhSc7Mg"}
{"text": "味道淡了。", "question": "把酱油拿远一点再还给我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7051678"}
{"text": "开门前先用猫眼看看是谁在敲门", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "我们已经掌握了你捕萤火虫的证据", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBHtb6O33MD66Nd0XcIPfwePficaLk2SLBQ9UBtbJXIhic5icIicW9xXWQHw"}
{"text": "田村的跟踪狂村田", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gre8bpz6c1j30ci0el0w8"}
{"text": "关下灯，谢谢", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1lvwv3nhkj60pc0xgdne02"}
{"text": "嗷嗷待哺的饿零", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "大家等等，我去砍圣诞树", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "右手是剪刀手，左手也是剪刀手……哎？变形了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7128016"}
{"text": "阉割", "question": "我不想被她关在那个无法逃脱的房间里。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7318627"}
{"text": "嗯……好像还有没刮干净的……", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "4343723"}
{"text": "我目睹了一场谋杀！但口尸体还是热的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd57q4dficsvqTBnpcN0uHADKv0rdEWIL1CBK7sFVjKELTeianafuSibjZSw"}
{"text": "姐姐，你在说什么呢？中岛去年被垃圾车撞死了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7255720"}
{"text": "种菜。", "question": "汉族人的基因有何较为特殊的地方吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遗憾的是，死后无论多少钱和权力都无法带走。", "question": "给特权阶级和上级国民一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367498"}
{"text": "我们的祖先都是这张脸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2710607"}
{"text": "那边那个值日生，别再拍黑板擦了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aYsmWvcl82ZtC2FTt36OR48yw5icGxEBY0eh1m6NficzibCUD6FGrhWugqQ"}
{"text": "与失散的兄弟重逢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7225001"}
{"text": "头痛。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6416964"}
{"text": "贞子应该没问题吧？", "question": "对恐人际交往的人说一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388951"}
{"text": "粉色卡片", "question": null, "star": 666, "type": "I2T", "image": "6912255"}
{"text": "原来真的是左手更舒服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKflOv8jptYL7cDTcaYSKcedSiajHgP7paBsQD3M00BzGgjkLa1ibTTicrw"}
{"text": "不用伤害口腔就能吃章鱼烧。", "question": "味道太重的特异功能。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4913030"}
{"text": "每天每天，我们在店门口被风雨侵袭，都快烦死了。有一天，我和店里的人吵架，逃到了道顿堀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3159354"}
{"text": "请注意！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7200155"}
{"text": "生啤酒事件", "question": "给历史事件加上一个字，使其带有一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "7177595"}
{"text": "怎么办要放屁了", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "这个保温杯真的漏了", "question": null, "star": 87, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "以后小心点，不要再把长号掉水里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8TsAcpdoYLqZk6cAvUZibg11SlfcTGk30icAS8WNRAzyLCTepN36TjnLA"}
{"text": "初中时候，不知道什么古装剧组，让学校男生演一些兵勇，其他男生都发育的差不多了，我还比较瘦小，我以为可以因为身高逃过一劫，早点回家吃饭。但是万万没想到，一个工作人员说我面有异相，骨骼清奇，力排众议让我出演了一个角色，他叮嘱我，别控制要放松，做我自己就好！ 于是我演了一个小太监 - -！", "question": "你曾因为长相 / 颜值而受到过什么特殊待遇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我当然知道被麻醉了.可我自己的推理又不对……我还要养家……不装傻的话……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt2o77vx1jj30ci0el78h"}
{"text": "睡前喝了咖啡", "question": null, "star": 177, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtffabmvifj613j163k1h02"}
{"text": "这就是犯人的作案动机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h29b6lqwzmj30ci0elab4"}
{"text": "我踩到了大便。", "question": "这是什么的简称吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964885"}
{"text": "一次编译，到处运行。", "question": "为什么现在老师讲课非要用 PPT，直接黑板板书不好么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "母上：「多吃点肉，女孩子家这么瘦不招人待见的。」「我不爱吃。」母上：「你也不看看你都平成什么样子了。」「我还在长身体。」母上：「我怎么觉得你初二就这样了。」......「不…… 这只是边际效益递减。」", "question": "有没有哪个时刻让你突然感觉到：「我的经济学没有白学」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不可以色色", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "师父，再念一遍紧箍咒", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gujsb8d946j60wx0khn1r02"}
{"text": "昨日一起打工的同期开始展现出实力差距。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "201046"}
{"text": "猫向我靠过来。", "question": "像得到了闪闪发光的十元硬币一样的好事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1512314"}
{"text": "前段时间公司招人在招聘网站上发了一个帖子，真正打电话应聘的一个都没有，每天都有招聘网站销售的人打电话过来让开通会员什么的，搞的很烦。前几天有一个声音甜美的销售小姐姐打电话过来问：「您好，公司还招人吗？」（灵机一动）我说：「招，你在什么地方？」小姐姐：「我们在杭州上城」（这个可能是新来的销售，一般不会说地址的）我：「很近，你想应聘什么职位？」小姐姐：「我不是应聘，我们新推出了招聘网站年费会员，可以发 30 条招聘信息以上，还可以给您的招聘信息占据有利的位置，多一些曝光，也可以更快的招到你们公司需要的人才。」我：「我可以问你几个问题吗？」小姐姐：「您请说。 」我：「你对现在的工作满意吗？小姐姐：「还行。」我：「我们公司的招聘信息你也简单的了解了吧，工资实习期每月 8k、每周单休、提供吃住补助、五险一金、三个月转正每月 10k，工作方面你可以详细看看，如果觉得合适，你可以随时联系我。」小姐姐：「……（沉默一会） 您什么意思？ 」我：「我微信同号，想好了联系我，你也可以随时到上城区青年路 XX 号 XXX 公司面试。「结果就是加了我微信与她谈了谈，她觉得合适就来了，现在在公司业务能力很强。从她来了以后，招聘网站销售再也没有给我打过电话，可能是怕我挖人吧。hhhhhhh", "question": "如何用一句话堵死电话销售？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你带着家长去找那个欺负你的小孩麻烦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0AFeChplW7u0WibQlTP0oQnc3ibgA5xhXgHWFDokm1X4JGjvOMRVeBeug"}
{"text": "环顾四周后，发现全是自己不认识的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gupnjckqznj60ci0elq6802"}
{"text": "请问您要点鳗鱼吗？", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "阵翻动，“不好！”，你赶紧下车关了遥控器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptC5Eiastlz9WhE5axHibpeWCWXPA745iagBh4SQJic0UFEguLD1ZbibzFPemA"}
{"text": "来治猩猩的你？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VV7D3xiadqZcyI2QZJB9PeH8hCCLfWlDribB3nJvibEdsWDAIWIuiaSIdZg"}
{"text": "走失的母亲还有什么其它特征", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecvyrfrz32j20bb0abq3z"}
{"text": "新买的豹子配色拖尾", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "朋友去买肉夹馍，五块一个，十块两个，一个不够两个有点撑，于是和老板说，我多给你一块钱，多给放点肉就行，老板思索一秒说行，然后就烫肉剁碎开始往里夹，结果老板可能没碰见多要一块钱肉的，肉放多了，把火烧填满了实在放不进去了，还有不少肉在外边，朋友就说，我再买你一个火烧行不行，把这些肉匀到另一个火烧里就行了，老板就又拿出一个火烧，后来朋友拿着俩肉夹馍走了，老板对着那七块钱若有所思。", "question": "智商被侮辱的感觉是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这和身高不必精确到纳米是一个道理。", "question": "为什么广义相对论已经被证实了，我们的教材还是在学万有引力定律？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "变形金刚亲热的时候突然有人敲门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7n3Sqjr5Nllo4brZiaaDDznV8qJHoXrYGhJrA2BDMZhbUTXTB83TDJ2pw"}
{"text": "你挨批了还这么开心吗？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6832903"}
{"text": "试图不被过去自己看到的时间穿越者", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "今天巴士上人真少", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GYjNjMV73PHh6sa4cabkzpY9iaXx95qceGA7ibkwJ29obbL1rolt384Xc8OKqUflkaX8oAzkgsxhIA"}
{"text": "高中的时候脚崴了骨裂，每天得我爸爸背着上下楼。家住五楼真的很不方便，看着爸爸每天背着我特别辛苦，心里挺过意不去的。一天，我在爸爸的背上说：「爸，我很重吧，真的是辛苦你了。」我爸可能想表达自己背习惯就不觉得累这个想法。他说：「我跟你讲个故事，从前有个人他买了个小猪仔回去养，一开始抱着小猪仔上楼觉得很沉，但后来因为日复一日的这样上下楼，小猪仔长成了一头大母猪，他扛着那只猪上楼也没觉得有多累了。」", "question": "有哪些想不到结局的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贵宾犬被救出的时候已经吞了一只企鹅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S6CW7x4z7vE28Ry18FBicaViaaEMprRuaNmwvFjMCTQHvZs1OTBFRdnlC3JOiaRKIR2F4lfBu0xuZhA"}
{"text": "谢邀，高考完了，脑子都丢了", "question": "有什么东西在高考完就逐渐消失了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么丰臀药膏，没见过，别诬赖我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT8qKnrdQW3IIUB2sTRia7QYjWdMfvw5DYk9ZVbtTiciclj8Ng300icL3HEg"}
{"text": "看我干嘛，是后面那个人踩的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "喜欢你，亲爱的国王。", "question": "试着在Pokemon的名字后面加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139642"}
{"text": "怎么没经过他的同意了？当初几千万个精子就他最想出生了，不想当初跑慢点不就行了。", "question": "没有经过孩子允许就把孩子生出来，这样做有道理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他公开女朋友的那一刻。高考成绩出来他甩了我 102 分，如果按一分一千人来算的话，我和他之间就隔了一万零两千个人。哈哈哈哈谢谢各位大佬指正。他说：「知乎上那个蠢货是你吧，你那个计算能力真是一点长进都没有啊。」", "question": "什么时刻让你后悔高考没努力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "父亲决定成为艺人，却走上了一条吉他师傅的毁灭之路。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3308391"}
{"text": "消费税", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw7wgfxb5nj20yi1861i7"}
{"text": "吃素的第七天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIBpl7gnal8cZ8BYvnOgs1vzZDTO9QdPGdyibJv5hGgrRD0c2dOoiciaW6w"}
{"text": "今天整点薯片", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpbifbj0ozj60x70lvdvp02"}
{"text": "紧急出口的人终于逃出去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3kkArMl08db9wfkq1IcrRicCt6uYHY1z7n03iame94BIcsCtwlO7jymNmQ"}
{"text": "汤姆，你怎么在杰瑞家？", "question": null, "star": 325, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "王子脱裤子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icq2wbKJwX7wvCfIyMY471dqdu35LFogBic0ASgc1WzN3kQCguxjYu8DA"}
{"text": "龙珠", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4512729"}
{"text": "在你用美人计之前，打死我也不会说的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnEuLmbdjaxicT6ceBYiadcnY9jFDTyPwEfhUHCgxMeNnrE8zW17OVNpJA"}
{"text": "泰国弯弯曲曲也很好。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5597202"}
{"text": "这家没有烟囱只好破墙而入了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ene3ldd1mxj208j0cmgmu"}
{"text": "点击画像放大陷阱图", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4747356"}
{"text": "夏天戴胸罩不是会闷嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8wl1zt7f2j20u00xudkv"}
{"text": "记录下挠黑板的声音”的珍贵照片", "question": null, "star": 301, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn17av2qocj60yg14m79o02"}
{"text": "“嗨嗨嗨”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "这个古老的伪装姿势不适合我。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6767444"}
{"text": "，", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "钢琴这玩意儿本来就是对管风琴的亵渎……人家盖个三层房子高的管风琴是来演奏圣歌的。你把键盘抄下来搞点木槌钢丝弦演奏靡靡之音……这是对管风琴的亵渎，对圣歌的亵渎，对上帝的亵渎……", "question": "用键盘弹钢琴是“亵渎经典”还是“另辟蹊径”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给健身房换玻璃的工人来了", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "等一下，白丝带是违反校规的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5961667"}
{"text": "分成两半后，从教育委员会得到一分。", "question": "校长先生能告诉我们缩短他说话时间的方法吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6680886"}
{"text": "这就是日食的原理", "question": null, "star": 453, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heitzocga2j61401o0ds402"}
{"text": "其实只是普通的牛排，只有价格很豪华", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3rVano2Ra0Y7TXD5bL0MyFB9yEo1Lkg5Bwb8a1zEPytzRoA5u6YsRpg"}
{"text": "发现和谈判专家很聊得来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7LNjOCa7fujRicHZjL7JDAGN7ic7cA0V4OB92ZVnsiap5EPWB6f1ibZhBbQ"}
{"text": "当你满怀期待地来到那些粉饰包装的野鸡大学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20vUSyHTFcERtkiciccQR5Rg0vg6K4kR0PibUD5c9EA9ZhZWp8MbRUVxJaQ"}
{"text": "第二眼就要准备好被打。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7172726"}
{"text": "去停车场应聘当保安，车开出来后提桶跑路", "question": "在动车站停车停了大半年，停车费大几千，有没有办法少付一些钱?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女朋友的恋爱史", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3mpwjViameIiapbkg874Ggic05T0DpbqcA1SFS3ogfRRKJCOzY5f6kgQxw"}
{"text": "「彭斯先生，我们的感染率是多少呢？」「YES. 」「彭斯先生，我们的治愈率是多少呢？」「NO. 」", "question": "如何评价美国疾控中心停止公布新冠肺炎检测(under investigation)人数？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从今天起，我不再在Line上设置已读不回了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855486"}
{"text": "二次元又来了", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "我此生唯一一次感到后悔。", "question": "临死前说的一句话。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351083"}
{"text": "既然懒得动，你把她哄回家，她不也懒得走啊。", "question": "怎样接近一个宅女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就是你说的多人运动？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicOXwPpoX5sD8jJXVxABhLiaSEBJXYa6cvDhb23epLB84pb4UzEIhO3ibg"}
{"text": "小学时候的事了……去我姥姥姥爷家玩，吃完辣条找不着洗手间，余光瞥见院子里午睡的欢欢（养的狗），然后把手上的辣油抹到了狗毛上……之后我发现这个手感还挺爽的，于是我平时吃完零食或者干什么事把手弄脏了，我都会用狗擦手事后被我妈发现打了一顿，狗也给洗了……", "question": "你有哪些特殊癖好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚做过指检的老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRcVuibaIcB4yYoYSH9iav03abq2fuWznsibPmtT49HvcsCibedZfDDgVN3w"}
{"text": "你能告诉我你的卡片上写的号码吗？", "question": "刚才还记忆犹新，告诉我你做了什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5082789"}
{"text": "那个学生看起来很认真地在听我说话，他一定很喜欢我的故事。等一下我会特别跟你讲个故事，你去校长室找我吧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "612893"}
{"text": "让他背诵全文。", "question": "假如李白突然穿越掉到你家来了，你有什么打算？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近一直在卡拉OK唱《红莲华》。", "question": "请告诉我关于米斯特·时代落后者罗的传说篇章。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548799"}
{"text": "这位朋友，占用你一点时间，我想向你介绍一下我们的天父与教主……", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "滴完眼药水不知道怎么盖回去", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "大胆的间谍", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1590496"}
{"text": "Siri生气了", "question": null, "star": 318, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsazqn1tc7j611n15ags802"}
{"text": " 一次去朋友家，他临时外出有事，正巧他家吸顶灯要换灯泡，我就自告奋勇开始弄，刚把玻璃灯罩卸下来，他家电话就响了，一不留神，灯罩掉地上摔碎了，我朋友回来后，又被地上的碎玻璃扎伤了脚（轻微）。事情还没完，晚上小两口又闹起了别扭，原因是我朋友想换一个吊灯，他爱人认为天花板不是很高，显得不好看，又因为其他一些琐碎的事情，两人打起来，第三天，正好女方母亲来他们家住，看到自己的女儿受到欺负，于是对自己的姑爷越来越不满，半年后，他们就离婚了。离婚协议是我帮着写的…… ", "question": "你给人帮过的倒忙中后果最严重的是哪一次？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看了一周后就会死……啊不，吉卜力动画哦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtomix7rnpj30ci0eljsa"}
{"text": "在老师问谁是同伙时不断看向自己的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HzsqaBZIKjGEsxxrgODLdQZ9Dw21k8ia9V23ibmcMpeyqWoQw5Cia4fXmvjnUsBn1hgJY6WEjsQSs5w"}
{"text": "Word表格排版，死活多出来一行空白栏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4lJyGkWraBHWwq79NDstiaU12PR499P8ajBpIKdHHFPD5APN3PTlcgL3UdZ2Gu5tMiaBVNpqTiaIUA"}
{"text": "一二三，木头人（无穷花啊，开了斯密达）", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "不经意地闪闪发光", "question": "你说话我有点听不懂。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5387965"}
{"text": "嗯，好的，这样说来，不知道如何应对他人的情况。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5876806"}
{"text": "“终于甩掉他了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8sCWklx3g1Fc8fKHe3xpb7JCtcujpMJ1LpIw7kvv1rttt7rVpHkA8BA"}
{"text": "零食中有很多巧克力。", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "年轻的芽被摘下，未来能看到什么？", "question": "向喜多川梅里问好。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1882487"}
{"text": "“这么说来，你给咱妈也打过不同意思的针吧。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1548926"}
{"text": "当你在班里撕开一袋薯片时，你的同学：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArqmAnYemwBWm23Cd32w8DWYn64Ilso8mr7KefyJvELn3iabNYfjRFrEg"}
{"text": "东京塔前分别的情侣们，在这时才知道他们被劈腿了。", "question": null, "star": 236, "type": "I2T", "image": "1764845"}
{"text": "两只手和头一起洗澡会很舒服吧。", "question": "即使是傻瓜也能理解的一对一的解决方法。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5794662"}
{"text": "我的理发师告诉我，染了黑色以后染其他颜色都不怎么上色，除非漂发，但是漂对头发损伤又很大…而且我之前染了黑色以后，我们班男生问我…你的头发是不是用鞋油染的……这就很气！！！", "question": "为什么发型师都不建议把头发染黑呀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戏精爹妈们直接让这个游戏的游戏体验和可玩性上了一个台阶……", "question": "《旅かえる》（旅行青蛙）为什么会火？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友问我你为什么不谈女朋友， 我说 8 岁那年我的手被割了一个小口…… 她说这跟找女朋友有什么关系？ 那我找不找女朋友跟你有什么关系？", "question": "你听过哪些感到「他说得好有道理，我竟然无言以对」的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你也去那家理发店了...", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "4159493"}
{"text": "是的，J警报响了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7119661"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "我不吃鱼，也不爱喝粥。公司有一个客户来自潮汕，天生最爱的就是鱼粥，无论是办正事还是闲聊开车我都能跟上节奏，于是老板安排我去陪他。第一次请陪，硬着头皮喝了小半碗客户大力推荐的鱼粥，悲催的被鱼刺卡喉咙，我本以为我完了，在客户面前丢脸了，没想到客户兴致勃勃的要表演筷子夹鱼刺的绝活。不得不承认这个客户处理卡喉鱼刺确实专业，只是大庭广众之下被人摁在椅子上张开嘴，让别人用筷子捅进去真的很丢人，更何况这筷子捣鼓的是一根卡在喉咙里的鱼刺。后来老板答应我不会再安排我去陪这个客户了，只是我万万没想到这个客户第二次来访就满公司找人，指明了要我全程陪伴~晚上又是潮汕砂锅粥，旁边是两眼放光的客户.......能不能有点正常的爱好？", "question": "你吃过最绝望的食物是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新郎掀起了新娘盖头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVW96QGfkFdaN17JydUkicPakjJczVAj0SKibOsXtsfp8kj77UzlK33Lxzg"}
{"text": "我来日本留学，然后被认为叛国了。", "question": "你上次恋爱分手是什么原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "市子的画像", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "横", "question": null, "star": 310, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqilgssb2j611b10yjvk02"}
{"text": "在大大的栗子树下，我想要被你拥抱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7013410"}
{"text": "傻瓜明星真辛苦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3411503"}
{"text": "没有暖气的冬天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjegRj26UBZ8oW80gBN6ciatA6UB2iayJ2iaANzMsBib1PqmmEk5OTkqlkMg"}
{"text": "在洗衣机后面找到了一打儿变得硬邦邦的忘记洗的内裤。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5423532"}
{"text": "向着太阳！", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "我一直觉得自己长得像妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5349899"}
{"text": "每天浇水PS5都长高了", "question": null, "star": 553, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkut3612h7j61031c4wjt02"}
{"text": "拼命干！", "question": "今天是我的生日，说句话吧（说什么都行，没关系）。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1269812"}
{"text": "宇宙的各个地方都有几乎一样的重力加速度和大气成份。小蜘蛛在地球只是飞了几千米高就呼吸困难了，到了外星球反而没事。", "question": "《复仇者联盟 3》的剧情有什么槽点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怪兽一出现便立即投降", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qerJKiaECFz3fjKXqo0nib6qaFXEARgZKSxYPel49JoRXzrFTm9OGpLOkdA"}
{"text": "你掉在池塘里的隐形眼镜是这个吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGYjoPo2xV7icCqlqKIluRMicVVx9LD89MSJF0hgtcmUsBibIh232HJpfdA"}
{"text": "这孩子将来一定有出息。", "question": "你曾经成功改变过父母的哪些观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男人渣不要紧，女孩子蠢就行了", "question": "发现男友认识我之前私生活很混乱该接受吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我见过最准确的翻译了。在耐克创始人 Phil Knight 的自传《Shoe Dog》鞋狗里有说到。在最开始讨论 Slogan 头脑风暴的时候，第一个被提出来的说法是“Just Fuck it”。之后大家觉得太俗气太不文明，以后不可能广为流传，所以改成了 Just Do It。", "question": "有人把耐克广告语 Just do it 翻译成「干就完了」，如何反驳？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那若隐若现的肚脐眼，咚的一声！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2713366"}
{"text": "跳鞍马失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq3HyIvKmMCHAGWqXGCAl1r1KrmQIDTrCnxxHicVTWHbibLpxOFXjrTXO9Q"}
{"text": "他把我们的结婚戒指吃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNReMXY79HcX1LqeGtM6PXibYJX1icicFxB0lqGXE7doReVx7GKsgYGWSNA"}
{"text": "井上尚弥 -> 井上尚弥 (Japanese name, no translation needed)", "question": "战斗起来就显得很强大的四个字成语。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5649113"}
{"text": "正在融入。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3876639"}
{"text": "你问的是哈尔滨的冬天还是海南岛的冬天？", "question": "女生冬天如何可以穿的性感?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不是侦探。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5356204"}
{"text": "你带了鳗鱼饭吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2811848"}
{"text": "虽然到货后明显不是购买的哆啦A梦但不知要不要退货", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwn01f1ycaj30ci0elwi6"}
{"text": "把我的刀也磨短", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "有个事宣布一下，相信大家都看出来了：老师明天就要离职了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZe7fqZtOFiauJENuVnYo6xPiaficJyMjDg1WmWQEkKg3fXmG6SQhZZtsYQ"}
{"text": "桃花潭水深千尺，两栖海底人李白古来白骨无人收，战场守望者杜甫商女不知亡国恨，时空穿越者杜牧女娲炼石补天处，华夏之先祖李贺养在深闺人未识，贵妃闺蜜白居易不知细叶谁裁出，辣手摧花贺知章……大概这样？", "question": "一骑红尘妃子笑，无人知是荔枝来？既然无人知道，杜牧是怎么知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这种程度的球我轻松就能接住。关键在于能靠近到什么程度。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384093"}
{"text": "哎呦不错哦！领带颜色潮得很嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm13glwqcj20fn0f577u"}
{"text": "没有反应，才尴尬。", "question": "床戏拍摄时男演员会不会有生理反应？如果有，如何避免尴尬？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蜈蚣可以收缩小。", "question": "这个艺人看上去好像会对导航的指示不断吐槽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6911527"}
{"text": "我们的世界，孩子们，一起唱吧~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5238737"}
{"text": "每次扔掉后，早上都会出现在院子里的塑料模特", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvphj8p90uj60ci0eljuy02"}
{"text": "热闹的场面要压轴出场！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005370"}
{"text": "喂？不知道有没有松尾芭蕉的新句", "question": null, "star": 265, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmryzf0hjwj611a11a7b102"}
{"text": "楼上吵死人了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp300jygezj30ci0elqca"}
{"text": "沙龙通行证的新广告完全过时了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4314536"}
{"text": "不是，我是个和尚。", "question": "将那首名曲的标题误转换为迷惑之曲。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6329283"}
{"text": "我们去看的时候，爸爸和妈妈正在第二轮比赛中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1231268"}
{"text": "夏天变长，冬天缩短，不是知识袋，是金鱼缸！", "question": "智慧袋里的故事/智慧袋的那些事儿", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6958881"}
{"text": "「这顿我请！」「您好，每位八千日元」「好的，一位」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytGibaH9nepoNa3vXiaghiaybNHMQGZq7b0a3vBl1OKNFyBQelMmfLUbnQdg"}
{"text": "记者采访你对母校失火作何感想", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwKlibSd3A8R1zn0h6qcAUhsYBhKntCRvK5gVN1bQaVM1S67Pz2QKC37252PYVkoUA3olSsZKnwPA"}
{"text": "冲突", "question": "仔细想想，告诉我七个由“盾”组成的汉字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7167437"}
{"text": "请把我女朋友变成其他男生都梦以求的样子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMgnV4nlu70GDleibdxny7WsLgvIJ0XeOO4ahzk9ib8pdXP9NnzesKpswMxibfkSngmg2R8iaiakTLIQw"}
{"text": "公厕马桶是湿的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HK1rtRPXxu2tiaLXqFoNsGVGMLibceS3uwx93I5ej8ydia6ia2OVOGofGag"}
{"text": "被当作罪犯对待。", "question": "找回被掳走的伙伴", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5766481"}
{"text": "抖成席勒那样，你就成功了", "question": "水彩勾线时手抖怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的小跟班。", "question": "把米料理的名字稍微改一下，先试着做看看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5139110"}
{"text": "老吾老以及人之老，幼吾幼以及人之幼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6841398"}
{"text": "我昨天回老家了，回来的时候空调还开着。", "question": "因为是深夜，所以讲恐怖故事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1681669"}
{"text": "因为破产了。", "question": "为什么有的人明明没有钱，但是却能给人一种有钱人的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我特别喜欢吃芝士口味的！但是很少有机会买给你，对不起！", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "离婚老师两个小时的道德课让人回味无穷，直到下一节课。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5769199"}
{"text": "好重啊~~~！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6786964"}
{"text": "这个员工不得阿里精髓呀。要知道阿里成立的理念就是“让天下没有难做的生意”地摊主可是他们的服务对象。", "question": "如何看待疑似阿里员工「摆地摊和捡破烂差不多，宁可饿死也不摆地摊」的言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他以前去印度旅游的时候发了条微博。具体写的什么我忘了，大致意思就是——「一踏上印度的土地，就感觉自己被浓浓的佛教气息所包裹着。」对着一个佛教人口不足 1% 的国家说佛教气息浓厚。当时我就感觉，他的一些知识储备多半是和北京的出租车司机唠嗑唠唠的。", "question": "为什么知乎上有人不信高晓松的说辞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "图书馆里戴着耳机的你放了个小屁，周围人视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaibwqzgRWnLLuxUSVAFMvzVVdGEkJAhHNbeGz0mwDlarEoucpsQsjkYA"}
{"text": "在制止了两个小孩打架后老师宣布第二回合开始", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHCrElYhoGnibOMibn3v3zD0ViawzNXwC74s5icqmGe8ZaovDWlU1TpiaYP3w"}
{"text": "听到了警车的警笛声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnvg7ue4waj30ci0eltec"}
{"text": "坐在IPHONEPIuS上无所事事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFZtawic1b5u1cibV4KuwpU3c0j4JjSuqxdia2KjExr5sFyic6WyG4eavibCg"}
{"text": "去打仗的孩子们平安回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGcI98jICLf6bpjc3JzuR832tBJ3JR2PNI0REZjicJTB9rJcMonicDvKSg"}
{"text": "技术员！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "6916308"}
{"text": "我同学，被患者投诉用眼神藐视了他。可是人家确实没藐视患者呀。以致我同学一直在想要不要割个双眼皮。我同事，一个人坐在几个篓子前分标本。几乎是看不到手动，标本就飞到它该在的篮子里面了。今天患者投诉她不尊重患者的血。", "question": "你工作中遇到过哪些奇葩投诉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没想到会掉下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaBwfaTKDthf15TSCliaSCiaR5iaxxyQmTuSnBTGJHia1b26zG7PhyTqe7mA"}
{"text": "这能进入殿堂吗？", "question": "在第二题中，请无论如何给那个傻瓜的笑话打分。", "star": 199, "type": "T2T", "image": "4967807"}
{"text": "没关系，我们已经追加了后期制作组的预算", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKuod4afE5j1OUia5vichVznbujCDMd6ibYfWBS12ibicLRrKO2D7novWTsJQ"}
{"text": "不，屋顶3人，地板下2人后山还有一个狙击手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h24oc1tgdvj30ci0eltba"}
{"text": "快点啊，古典派！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7045645"}
{"text": "好痛啊好痛啊的呼吁被禁止。", "question": "绝对不能添加到足球的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6504458"}
{"text": "真人版河马君", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3258535"}
{"text": "哇哦~", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7310454"}
{"text": "在联合国儿童基金会来之前把它吃完。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6439334"}
{"text": "父亲出现了，但我忽视了他。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6761325"}
{"text": "这是最强的阿尔法实验。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5363284"}
{"text": "居然叫BOOKOFF却一本都没有！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4424725"}
{"text": "它们还小，不知道扫地机器人的真正威力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1adl3b3h2j20m10m1q5p"}
{"text": "大鸟阿力自射.avi", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eez7amgwbcj209j0b63zo"}
{"text": "6倒过来写是9。", "question": null, "star": 126, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "那小子又出的“布”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvyl8aaxvsj20yi0t8x0a"}
{"text": "舞蹈生的日常", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0kV1s2s2br3LG0Uj4zIJMNYNK4b2YztHSjF5ZFoUCEvm2Q0M0q5ETBw"}
{"text": "如果你本科来自顶尖学校的顶尖学科，受过良好的学术训练，那么：硕士：你会从 hard 模式一下转变到 easy 模式，课程几乎都是本科学过的，同学们的学术水平基本都会不如你。你会惊讶地发现在你的硕士项目里，周末去图书馆是一件很「学霸」的事情，尽管你本科的时候周围所有人周末都在图书馆。你会看到每天都在旅游的人，上了四年大学不会求矩阵特征值的人，天天跪着求抄你作业的人.....你的优越感会转变成烦恼，觉得自己为什么和这群渣渣混在一起。博士：......哇，原来 hard 模式之上还有 hell 模式呀！", "question": "硕士和博士有何区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生物学博士给你个意见，你改成：染色质本质上没啥区别，就是同一个东西的两种状态。", "question": "我的乐队叫染色体，张艺兴创了个公司也叫染色体，我们后续发原创会受到影响吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "费莲诺尔…救救我", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "庄子与惠子游于濠梁之上。庄子曰：「鯈鱼出游从容，是鱼之乐也。」惠子曰：「子非鱼，安知鱼之乐？」庄子曰：「子非我，安知我不知鱼之乐？」惠子曰：「知子莫若父。」 「当时情况就是这样。」每次说起这个，惠子都会激动地拍着轮椅。", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走下去吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005851"}
{"text": "汕头人路过，看到这个名字，笑傻了。", "question": "如何看待阿里巴巴发布的第一台云电脑「无影」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "距离掉进陷阱只有五秒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7273967"}
{"text": "今日のなまはげ translates to Today's shaman dance in Chinese.", "question": "这个节目感觉会在秋田电视台播出。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4288258"}
{"text": "东乡平八郎，出生的瞬间！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5643865"}
{"text": "因为当时没有别的东西看", "question": "为什么老球迷普遍认为，20 多年前的足球比现在好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "巨人开始唱歌了。", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "我把头发剪短了五毫米，但没人注意到。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6677092"}
{"text": "买了一个超薄充电宝，据说 50000 毫安，可是只有 5000 毫安，我还以为我买的时候看错了，后来去找卖家，他告诉我说需要激活十次才可以哦，就是充满 24 小时然后放电，再充，等我充完十次还是不行的时候我去找他退货，他说对不起七天早就过了亲，我感觉深深的受到了欺骗。", "question": "你买到过哪些假货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "战队黄战士的日常回创下了最高收视率", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hef5skl2ydj30ci0eln1m"}
{"text": "这家伙从起跑线开始就这姿势，却怎么也追不上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grgwmfbmy2j30ci0el44j"}
{"text": "我乎就是厉害，别人看复联都是打打打啪啪啪真好看，我乎看复联就是：灭霸使用了什么样的随机数生成方法来保证公平？钢铁侠违反物理学吗？绿巨人举起了拿着锤子的雷神，算绿巨人举起了雷神的锤子吗？绿巨人变身后所增加的重量从哪而来？美国队长的盾是钢铁侠的爸爸送的，那么钢铁侠有权利要回来吗？绝地武士的光剑可以穿透美国队长的盾牌吗？涉及到数学，物理学，逻辑学，化学，法学等等诸多专业……", "question": "钢铁侠违反物理学吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蚶 Q?▇明隔明谮明明明苆明?明插 / 苆 v?窼???茬譕?臩罬蚶 Q?谲?订明窵明譗 腟Γ讥??▇撰 x(明明明胒)明插 / 苆譓籍譌跲 B 譓讥譓讥?N 嘲谲譐譍ベ?订窵谲 父??宾明譐明芵明譗明明I 叉华譕叉明明 / 叉????o 隔罬父??宾窵谲I 叉华?讥??(明缃明缃明筭)明插父窼舨轲晨篛明芵 /?讥??茶宾??(?谲)茶?晨篛缃茶父窼?M 地球将于 2112 年 12 月 21 日灭亡 讥 S 明窵明ベ明を明缃明?明譕?o 明明明?/?父譗譐父窼晨窼?插讥譗讥 S 窵谲譗?譐璗加跶加膌明譕茶明を叉譓明▇?o 明莫明譍明苆 /??譗魁嘲 K?o 隔罬窵譍茶籍?叉譓茶晨茶撰加跶加膌明缟?窼?插明譐明譕明譗明膌明譗明を明?明譐 /???恽窵譍父窼讥?譗譐戮戮?窼?插窵谲羘 r 轲华明?明胋明を叉 Q?\\(明?明?明零)明譕 / 谲缃悖?叉^晨纣(悖??插)晨筭譗籍", "question": "就在今天，你将代表人类，写一封给未来 100 年后人类的信，你会写什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男子团体战“大笨象倒了”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6051616"}
{"text": "从洗洁精泡沫中逃脱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNKFgR9Tzb3EqFyDiaiaiaxYINicciaFO9jy9bbS8XwcbiaoksP36aSZTAZ6lgQ"}
{"text": "你能有我翘？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "刮到一半不想刮了的彩票", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "你到底在哪边啊？", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "3658869"}
{"text": "是你家要开锁吧？已经搞定啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QV60kNn8ibLzgPtwqic5pwXeQ7EcaKic2CjjicfFd1flbuW6gvoJ38ek2I0YFcTjvjWicqoibKsm59KdJA"}
{"text": "我自闭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R5xg8FjsUc19oHSkC5wsMPNxSKcMMzh5fYKzic2dBRicpEyw7qg4YmftthD4JUYJJZSGvoeGDouoBw"}
{"text": "初次操控机甲战士的你", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvsp9rnz5qj20x819x4m3"}
{"text": "土地，土地！谈，大圣，在了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzQUSnEIGB1wSCVUl9ZeLGLRUqX9e8JqkXrmCKWWHAfjVzySNQu25Qug"}
{"text": "霸气总裁大笔一挥给女主买个岛，不可能的。公司的每一分钱都有账可循，总裁要给小宝贝儿花钱，投资人和合伙人联手起来 neng 死你差不多。然后第二集霸道总裁就因为侵占公司资产被关进了看守所，这才是正常剧情。（允悲）搞不好女主也成为共犯，第三集内容也有了。当然，最常见的剧情是什么呢？男主给小美女买车买房，被原配发现后直接告个「未经同意擅自处分婚后共同财产」把东西全部拿回去，小美女净身出户。", "question": "女性作家有哪些对男性的描写，让你想要大呼「你是对男人有什么误解啊」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你的美丽指数是负数的时候，挡住一半就等于变漂亮了一半", "question": "为什么遮半边脸的照片会比较好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「一片黑耶」『把右眼给我睁开』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1cyie7i2ij30ci0elwff"}
{"text": "初中，她是城里来的。", "question": "你爱上某一个人时，最奇特的一次是因为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "七八本崭新的作业，一只黑色签字笔，一只红色伪装笔，一个乌七八黑的夜晚，一个学术界的奇迹。", "question": "如果学校通知你明天就返校上学，你会怎么做？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吵死了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1248224"}
{"text": "幕后黑手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2ic1v6MLbO4JLWKVYupADics4s5KiaE9JgrY8YbSPS5NEJ9xIGSNabUGBSw"}
{"text": "我想听你的英勇事迹。", "question": "真的不想读古老的开头。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6988486"}
{"text": "她徒手击出全垒打。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5879389"}
{"text": "万岁！", "question": "给这个字加上三点水，让它变成另一个意思不同的词。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1216811"}
{"text": "哎呀，是演僵尸吗？我可不想。（哭泣）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6470854"}
{"text": "直到最后都没有被责备的人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5701918"}
{"text": "就算是绫野刚也不能在棒球场女装", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "这是罗布还是 艾克斯里的一集鱼人一家来着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "浦岛太郎的好莱坞真人版有点不一样。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3087084"}
{"text": "夫妻二人正在说相声，从边上开始，“美人啊，美人啊，跳过一个...大佐阁下！？是的！！”", "question": null, "star": 1550, "type": "I2T", "image": "1640034"}
{"text": "渡部的多功能厕所好像又出来了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232637"}
{"text": "宇宙战舰大和号", "question": "给电视动画片中加上一个字，使其感觉很奇怪。", "star": 291, "type": "T2T", "image": "6449276"}
{"text": "没戴眼镜，不知道你在问什么", "question": "眼睛近视是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加班回来刚要睡觉就听到老婆穿着暴露喊了一声“老公", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNW3tTxQlsHd85efrpZ4CsibXbiaNV8qicoia4jMSicgdLibOw1Kfia3mjruDEQ"}
{"text": "我吃太多了。", "question": "玛丽亚怀孕时的想法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6641092"}
{"text": "我考试完全没复习呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7n6KXRboX4UfdkN2eDicQKnkBGroMtC8Xqpjpia7jfRsKEf7riatMzgVStQ"}
{"text": "这个是喷泉的按钮", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "『我在你的言语中感受到了智慧，你不是大雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq38qhrm35j30ci0el46p"}
{"text": "朋友问我：国庆去哪玩？我：国庆不应该回家收玉米吗?好多年都以为，国庆节放假就是让全国人民回家收玉米的，后来才知道似乎不是这样。", "question": "哪一刻让你终于意识到了和对方阶级不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大概如此", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "麦当劳在贫瘠的土地上推出的适合所有年龄段的开心乐园餐。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1749760"}
{"text": "驴唇不对猫嘴", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "满员了！请明天再来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6iom0plzkj20fs0e075n"}
{"text": "原来如此！用两只手..", "question": null, "star": 324, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goa6hzes99j60ys11zq8v02"}
{"text": "不是我，是我一个朋友。。。。。。在探索密室的时候发现一个金属指环。然后在拆屋过程中，他们发现有一个灯泡的口径正好可以把指环扔进去。怎么会那么正好的呢？不是故意设计的简直不可能啊。越想越觉得靠谱。于是他们就把指环扔进了灯座里，通上了电。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。一声巨响过后，由于整栋楼跳闸了，所有密室房间的电子锁都开了╮(╯▽╰)╭", "question": "作为密室逃脱老板，你遇到怎样奇葩的顾客?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这样卖的壶多。", "question": "如何理解「一个紫砂壶只泡一种茶」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫和狗……在……开车……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8pcm6pk75j30ci0elwgg"}
{"text": "I'll be back……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlkCph5UcnvrCJkecBxxOqXkIIzaUs0RibNV21IzvDZ4AiccaibnNZ5rnM7g"}
{"text": "马蒂科先生用短裤进行了全面防护。", "question": "把拉面、动漫和游戏的感动场景彻底破坏掉。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4767872"}
{"text": "我抢到了半价促销的商品！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ge51ue9736j210913n78h"}
{"text": "设定目的地时会说哎？去那吗？", "question": "最新款的车载导航仪。“需要什么样的功能？有什么样的功能？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5439697"}
{"text": "打败了三只一黑一白的兔子。", "question": "请分享一些不太高级的吹牛话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6999639"}
{"text": "现在充会儿电：等晚上哭！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9jk2xexfnj20fv0e6gma"}
{"text": "蓝牙传输", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ekoq40na8dj20820bo750"}
{"text": "越狱被发现，假装在压腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HUQqdILOYU9cyYUVovUic16Yp4YjWN2qHqwv4BW3C9xiaGtvG5hdWkBpw"}
{"text": "「妈妈我们去哪个姨家，大姨家还是二姨家？」——去宜家的路上。", "question": "你听到过哪些让人忍俊不禁的路人对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个人无法进入国会大厦。", "question": "四分之一的国会议员在隐瞒事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3390970"}
{"text": "因为新来的员工形象不佳，所以几乎没拉到客人。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 1407, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "在德国养狗，狗要上户口，要交税（一年一百欧左右），上公共交通工具要买票，经评论朋友补充还要上学。待遇基本就和人一样。而猫不用，猫啥都不用。", "question": "世界各地都有哪些奇怪或有趣的法规？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "6+8=14", "question": null, "star": 618, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq41j6p2e4j611d11qq9u02"}
{"text": "但是", "question": "你听过的最绝望的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我不孝顺，请原谅我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2778028"}
{"text": "我是雷神索尔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "小便池里的球球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNtAOysvce1qgR4vWPRpXDQk5FL7RjWusM30LOgR6EMnibv2KSbricKiclQ"}
{"text": "等一下，如果我身高一米的话，兰大概有两米高。", "question": "柯南说出了震撼的一句话。", "star": 230, "type": "T2T", "image": "4134776"}
{"text": "有种淡淡的失落，没见过哪个电视剧女主角的专业是劳动保障与 xxxx，一般都是法学语言学医学经济学╯_╰", "question": "收到大学录取通知书那一刻你是什么感受?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要不，下次出门骑在爸爸的肩膀上？", "question": "怎样才能不被误认为我是老爸的小蜜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小臂向前看齐！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eknlt859ucj20b309nq47"}
{"text": "没想到兄弟真的来砍我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkrvrSCnOSHr6zxkQ8YnOmWRFiajyZMXbZgV3vzxnUy7LvbbibsibDoqovQ"}
{"text": "本以为会失败", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941583"}
{"text": "来来来，上次缝合没考过的，过来补考", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicoUQcTazO5ELuibyloMWgr7FYFxFR0sqC7ULahpkMjYetrW7htuQ8WVw"}
{"text": "把家里打造得更有人间烟火气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBFrnHpNTKYtRDRXlU1oLJ8ASJ5gFuse3icaPeAOcg7gLXcqYbR8aAMlg"}
{"text": "突然间脖子上有一股暖流", "question": null, "star": 925, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gja4ybptc7j60x0181gr902"}
{"text": "那家伙是鲁邦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3993608"}
{"text": "这一季的决斗方式是辩论", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3svKrPsGibMJqex34euerz5zQ5ATN0fHSiaJiagKxKADKVKefFL8M50Ficw"}
{"text": "上次埋的猫怎么不见了", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "我刚在人造草坪上涂了防晒霜，然后把手放上去，结果就变成了这样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4005203"}
{"text": "融合失败。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4685481"}
{"text": "哎呀，我轮胎？等一下轮胎～能笑一笑吗，混蛋。", "question": "轮胎（tires）在说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2172763"}
{"text": "太久没洗头，长狮子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK60TDagFUsWM1aXrKGBwuibOe3bEYKrz5M3dEz5cWUEHdOcG8t1PiazUJg"}
{"text": "皮卡丘想要签约。", "question": "龙珠要是变成魔法少女动画会怎么样。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2678618"}
{"text": "比较爱干净的人会成为全寝室的免费保姆直至毕业。", "question": "在大学里，大多数男生的宿舍生活内幕是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胡歌，彭于晏，我，张学友被人尊称胡彭狗友。", "question": "小放牛自称「炒菜界的海底捞」被判赔 95 万，网友称其「营销效果极好」，哪些信息值得关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我真希望女警察能来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4017529"}
{"text": "浇汁醋牛肉盖饭套餐", "question": "麦当劳推出了令人震惊的新菜单。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5263194"}
{"text": "军训时路过漂亮学姐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4Rb95Kh8s2xpfPHSjZtjIuwAhxYSW08qr8Yks8ZcDrnlhMNwhVXmd3JQ"}
{"text": "父母不同意这门婚事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCaHKNsdGpW0gkddn5JsEEDfdjdGxEYbKXEnZ6DCLWVxTcPkGg4f2zSA"}
{"text": "海边生活的海洋居民。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6457642"}
{"text": "明明当了rap歌手，每次过年回家还是被老人逼着唱怀旧金曲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkxjsG6mC3DmS46aL2aAFict1C3wBicria13QQ3zxv3lFXQajtUGAlVsrjQ"}
{"text": "我无缘股市行情。", "question": "十分钟前复活了什么？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5560972"}
{"text": "真的是我的孩子吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7062454"}
{"text": "爸爸换灯泡的时候不准摇椅子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicme0buWc6luK0icL4iayQ6v2ic2hldqTv0PIlLjNAbCM1aOx2LVIIpDHMUQ"}
{"text": "去年相亲，没什么感觉，父母一直催，一直催。后来那女孩跟我谈到彩礼，因为我不是独生子她说要 30w。（我们那边一般都是 15—16w），当场我就给否了。几天后，我爸问我怎么样了，我就跟他说闹掰了，人家要 30w 彩礼，我哪有那么多钱，我爸说他再多加 10w，叫我马上打电话道歉，我不打，他就开始训我，无奈只好打电话。我怎么也想不到以我爸的智商怎么就发现我打的是 10086，拿着棍子（还是我买的），追着我围着小区跑，他有高血压我也不敢跑太快，跑一会就劝劝他，他以为我在嘲讽他，追了我一个下午，脸都没得喽。", "question": "你被逼婚逼到什么程度过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "它要是能过科目一…", "question": "如何看待新西兰三条小狗花 8 周时间学会开车？未来小狗有可能开车上路吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有三种食物是云南人比较爱吃的他们分别是①土豆②洋芋③马铃薯", "question": "哪些事情是你到云南来之后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的吗？！", "question": "在抖友中常见的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2697948"}
{"text": "说个很不厚道的笑话：手机KOL圈最常见的现象之一就是用吹其它厂家赚到的钱去买iPhone。", "question": "是不是许多职业摄影师在用手机摄影的时候，喜欢用 iPhone 而不是华为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "观看校园时光。", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "有记者问小罗：“小罗，你为什么堕落如此地步？”小罗反问记者：“你知道巴塞罗那凌晨4点的样子吗？”记者摇摇头。小罗：“我知道每一天凌晨4点巴塞罗那的样子。", "question": "罗纳尔迪尼奥是怎么堕落的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给我起来！还有一拳！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz7hasxmgdj30ci0elq54"}
{"text": "我们会通知你的", "question": "你听（读）到过的，表面看起来乐观向上，背后却无比悲凉的一句话（一件事）是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他竟然只拿着接力棒丢下我走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5759373"}
{"text": "为了能玩到勇者斗恶龙，我正在练习。", "question": null, "star": 99, "type": "I2T", "image": "6763214"}
{"text": "高难度曲谱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fw118lvog1j20mm0mm766"}
{"text": "啊镜头在这边", "question": null, "star": 237, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx235vhvr9j60xh18n45z02"}
{"text": "我老婆同意家里养宠物了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJDlLjCiaxkU5Iicsib6jMf20Mbzib6OLPmIvfd11vblTnqBeicfickGFVe0Pw"}
{"text": "春秋冬的时候，我每次下出租车，不敢拉门。都是打一下门，然后听到啪的一声，再敢拉门。推门的时候先摸墙，再开门，都成巴普洛夫实验室里的那条狗了。南方的同学冬天在北京，防止静电是一个麻烦事，建议你弄一个金属链子，从身上拖到地上。看起来不雅，但十分管用。", "question": "在北方生活，冬天如何防静电？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "切骨头的话要用这把刀啦", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "画有点微妙。", "question": "绘本那些事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2108495"}
{"text": "这位太太请不要那么欢欣雀跃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtwc7tj8kxj30ci0elade"}
{"text": "言叶之庭拍摄地", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6814629"}
{"text": "想把三色圆珠笔一起按出来时", "question": null, "star": 1428, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gods9iagztj60u012yn2y02"}
{"text": "跟踪偷拍就算了，还开笑脸特效你是不是有什么问题啊你小子？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZy0DiaOzblVYIRPGN2Z4IQkuHohhCQda3aibnuBNUDQb8cRibHG3LibSbyg"}
{"text": "有一次早上 10 点左右，刚好下课路过奶茶店，走进去想买一杯，里面是一个小姐姐在拖地。她看见我说：「现在店里人少，只有我一个，有的饮料做不了。」我说：「没事，我要是点了做不了的你告诉我，我换一个。」然后我开始看着目录思考点个什么，小姐姐看了我大概 20 秒，说：「算了你走吧，其实什么都做不了。」", "question": "有哪些店家看似善良却让你哭笑不得的举动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "问一下……题主你是猫吗？", "question": "怎样离间狗和主人的感情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对于难吃的店铺绝不留情", "question": null, "star": 541, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h76afg0olnj614016in2h02"}
{"text": "犇", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "“有沙雕又说要来滑铲了”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "酷炫地转动手中的拐杖，却戳到了脚上，只能安静地坐着。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4877479"}
{"text": " 和女朋友讲道理 ", "question": "什么事情让你崩溃过？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂喂！这一幕拍完了快给我解开啊！你们脱衣服干嘛？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj5FoUJ6MHEf9ibd72a1rW2DpQ95thUjNNA6for7F5ESfVo4NxbEoN8icg"}
{"text": "「快放手！炸鸡块掉下去了！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eicez174ctj20bm0bqt9l"}
{"text": "为了召唤恶魔，我好几次拿珍妮弗当祭品，但她都活了下来，所以我觉得这个家伙可能不是恶魔吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6515989"}
{"text": "个会撒谎的魔镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwndNjWpYPpe9d7TjBXz57iaEp3J2icwPNMoNABlAia0BfTZhB3TQo0kcEQ"}
{"text": "我知道，你是想要吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367281"}
{"text": "那你别想了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "从非常讨厌的家伙的葬礼回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaa45pt6ZMUwmAEOKD60z8kLdXicIPOX1KLkE3YR8kBMbe9yoxltSiaYeZw"}
{"text": "因为他 qq 没加他爸妈。", "question": "为什么很多人喜欢在 QQ 签名上炫耀或表达自己的情感或状态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果学术会议的地点天气不算热，不要频繁换衣服。很多人认人都是看衣服的， 例如我。昨天那个穿白衣服的小子 talk 做的不错呢，咦，今天那人呢。", "question": "在国际学术会议上如何社交？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "溜了溜了，死我了！那个糖尿病的又走过来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0Vbe4CxA9bzCybGhj7RO3Ht7LanHOl1QsaWQQXmvYDcMicFdrC09F52A"}
{"text": "有啊，一个重症胰腺炎病人，在医院住了快半年，腹腔高压做了手术，卖了两套北京的房子换了条命，出院前一天半夜诉腹痛，和发病时一样，查体未见异常，查血屁事没有，让夜班护士给了一针生理盐水告诉他是特效止疼药，症状消失顺利出院。", "question": "你在医院见过哪些心理暗示的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汉字的来源。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4785379"}
{"text": "别看花堆积的地方！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280090"}
{"text": "无数次了，只听见快递小哥在公司门口大声喊：「开阿！开阿！」第一次的时候我心想门又没锁，你自己推不就开了吗，还要我们帮你开啊！接着他又叫：「请问开阿是哪个？谁是开阿，出来收快递！」然后我过去看了一下快递的名字，看完后真想一枪崩了他！开阿你妹啊！你不识字啊！不识字就别念出来行吗！现在同事都不叫我真名了你造吗！原回答评论区@亿光年：我认识郑可，要不要我介绍你们认识一下。", "question": "给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在照顾孙女，因为她妈妈忙着自拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzbekxvwJfZ1iaK8HwFwwQUkLCETpEAicSG9bia9srjvgVgWcfc4sY0eoF8nJmONpVokedh2qBOlnDw"}
{"text": "前戏王", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8LwyiblPHicYrl5ZaV2EykCuicUn73ejibRVM8zdFNjnzicvbM1epp2cOF8g"}
{"text": "坏人要杀掉主角前的那些废话。", "question": "有哪些在影视剧里很常见但是在现实中几乎没有人会说的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“沐”这个字在古代是洗头的意思，“兮”没什么具体含义，相当于现在“啊”、“呢”之类的助词。“沐兮”直白点翻译就是“洗头啊！”古人喜欢用职业来取名，比如“郑屠户”、“张铁匠”。一个女生，名字叫洗头，这不是暗示以后去理发店当洗头按摩的小妹吗？“格言”倒是没啥大毛病，就是别强行往古诗词上面扯了，这俩字书面上和生活中实在太常用了。山有木兮木有枝，心悦君兮君不知。这句诗里可以拆出“心悦”两个字，“李心悦”就挺好的。", "question": "给女儿想了两个名字：沐兮、格言大家觉得哪个好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有可爱的陆战队从附近跑过时，才会发出声音。", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "和陌生人聊十分钟天。", "question": "障碍赛跑新采用的障碍物是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6970512"}
{"text": "平时慢吞吞的，但到了中秋节，门铃一响就比谁都快。", "question": null, "star": 34, "type": "I2T", "image": "1483418"}
{"text": "发现同事偷偷买切糕吃。", "question": "你是怎么突然发现同事很有钱的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候与家里保姆的对话：我：阿姨，除了中国还有哪些国家？阿姨：三个。我：为什么只有三个啊？阿姨：日本，美国，外国。我：美国日本不也是外国吗？阿姨：你不懂，前两天听人说，他们要去外国赚钱，外国和美国不一样的。我：那韩国也是一个国家啊！阿姨：韩国不是一个国家，上次听人说去韩国只要两个小时，比我回老家还近，怎么可能是一个国家呢。年幼的我压根儿无法反驳，心灵受到了巨大打击。有一次下雨，我拿了一把伞准备出门玩泥巴，走前在屋里试了一下伞好不好使。阿姨飞奔过来夺走了我的伞，眼神充满了恨铁不成钢。「不可以在屋里撑伞的！长不高！」年幼的我有点懵，问道，「为啥？」「我们村的二瓜子就因为在屋里打伞，后来长不高了，现在三十了都没娶到媳妇。」听上去很有说服力，我放下了伞。但我还是没长高，现在三十了也才一米六二。", "question": "为什么你争不过固执己见的农村大妈大爷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那是他在成为托马斯之前不久的故事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grl5wzjohoj30ci0eljtl"}
{"text": "旺、旺财？旺财！！等一下啦！别跑那么快！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnfbh7r9yoj30ci0eldl2"}
{"text": "我扔飞镖的那个，过来这边。", "question": null, "star": 1243, "type": "I2T", "image": "1983039"}
{"text": "隔壁的疯子。", "question": "这个节目感觉会在秋田电视台播出。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4288258"}
{"text": "咚咚咚咚！我来了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6854938"}
{"text": "趴桌子睡觉压了一脸印", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f3ykf2b0x4j20ap0bqgna"}
{"text": "涐連腦殘躰，嘟看淂嬞，菏況繁躰....", "question": "我没有学过繁体字，为什么可以看得懂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买不起展品", "question": "大家购买博物馆文创产品的初衷是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大概是只要能和主角有关系的都是美女吧，玄幻仙侠我就忍了，毕竟有灵气在，人的平均颜值高也可以理解，都市文我就真的受不了了，那来那么多美女老师，美女医生，美女上司，美女警察，美女下属，美女杀手？", "question": "网络小说里有哪些令人拍案称奇的智障桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是谁在谁的背上贴了成吉思汗用的纸条！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4544929"}
{"text": "三年考研两年模拟", "question": "假如世界时间暂停两年只有你一人拥有时间，你会做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你搁这搁这儿呢？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "那就这样吧，组长，这应该是最后一次了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5352076"}
{"text": "第一次解女朋友内衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1hMHJycRKWRAuYVEMpibdfyGO6EJITJQibI8BwUrxzuv3boQ4MIXjo7Pg"}
{"text": "强力胶粘耳朵上了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "他们最紧张。", "question": "我不喜欢进行疏散演练。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194965"}
{"text": "读了半年父亲的遗言，结果没有我的名字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYIEykibKbEQoqdcR2aeNz1B1UEaQx5obrFUiceSp0j2YDlDjFAtqNvoQw"}
{"text": "尽快得到消息。", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "加油！好！打 Tee！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2378924"}
{"text": "昨天老公拿着高票答案让我看，严肃地断定我出轨了。「看，大部分症状你都符合！」愤愤地。「我发现你最近几个月忽然不让我碰了！」「最近聊天居然表情也用得多了，不是哭就是伤心的。」「周末想拉你出去玩，你居然告诉我懒懒不想动！」「啊！还有，上周末我告诉你我周末加班不能回来了，我向你表示内疚，你居然安慰我！」「你一定是出轨了！」我一脑门黑线啊：「大哥！你忘了吗？我怀孕快 5 个月了啊！头一次听说怀疑孕期出轨，是怀疑女方出轨的啊！」", "question": "女人出轨有哪些征兆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "右手锻炼过头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjthgVb2AUm5PfibiaibII2j4Zh92oRojZIeYgtwpNibr8NIf7TD4RzwNmvxKw"}
{"text": "养猫不被挠的方法", "question": null, "star": 461, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gha5j51hb2j20yv182aio"}
{"text": "恭敬地", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "前辈，给我第二个计时器。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7365194"}
{"text": "《每天都在征服情敌》 一个妹子获得系统然后攻略自己情敌组成闺蜜团的故事，很励志很向上……大概是我唯一一本不想看见男主出场的小说了……", "question": "网络小说中有哪些不走寻常路的优秀设定？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "麻生说：“喂，昭惠闯进国会了。”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5181600"}
{"text": "C在箱子里被送上来", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "她眼含泪水，看起来随时都会崩溃，我迟到了两分钟。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1802721"}
{"text": "欢迎回来三位！再见！", "question": "如果有一个气势磅礴的殡仪馆会怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5111071"}
{"text": "高中的书包 省钱", "question": "大学要背什么书包？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别吵了给老铁表演一个鲤鱼跃龙门", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "我是个独行侠", "question": "就随便说点蓝色子弹之类的事情吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5780123"}
{"text": "祖安格斗大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0jcenyEO3OskeA2wRvIYk7kIzV8vTJRH5xGPlLts7cxqO8AUQhRbpUg"}
{"text": "简单来说，天天吃苦瓜的原始人肯定干不过吃肉的。", "question": "就进化来说，为什么许多对人体有益的食物（如苦瓜）不会像肉类令人产生食欲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一次生病老爸帮我洗头，长头发放在水里，老爸就不动了，静静地看着我。我说：洗呀 !老爸说：先泡一会……", "question": "有哪些「性别限制了我的想象力」的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里有人吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZuTfQ9db8RRUTVDqj9MWveiahFSyryNTGftxFW8YPaQaBZhJRlg09lbA"}
{"text": "我正在弹钢琴，突然有人过来，开始跟我聊爵士乐，我对这完全不熟悉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7176136"}
{"text": "爸爸，我冷。去墙角吧，那里有90度呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibHAVBhsdhIKg6mq5g8R0Oxzs685VdbxaicBYqfDZPgsSwgTP6OtF50Rg"}
{"text": "之前说不带我去游乐园的爸爸突然改变主意，但塞在烟里的爆竹已经来不及取出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8dT0CMQIWBiaeHDRmib3JIoYEpfPicRFoJ694Fpn5YFf9dZU4GybjiavLYA"}
{"text": "只修电脑，绝不过夜。", "question": "身为一个受欢迎的男生，你有什么秘籍和心得？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猜女人大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpVK5O05kYCpb9wC6GPZZBPy1SHewUD86LYic2AicWtWxHia6V5gVv2f3rMP8NBXzJLQOJuvB2KaaoQ"}
{"text": "单翼天使只有相互拥抱才能飞翔", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "去寒山寺。导游说：「寒山寺的钟，十块钱敲三下。一下福，二下寿，三下福寿双全。」有人问：「敲四下呢？」导游说：「那就再给十块钱。」", "question": "旅游的时候你遇到过哪些搞笑的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忘记穿衣服了…", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "感觉所有软件到我手上就变成单机版了", "question": "交友软件到底有多乱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坐摇摇车才肯剃头的小孩长大了", "question": null, "star": 92, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "他们比我们了解大陆，一般我都是让他们介绍大陆是怎么回事。", "question": "作为中国大陆人，你会如何向台湾朋友介绍大陆？你会从哪些方面介绍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿着卡哇伊的衣服，不是很显眼吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1378805"}
{"text": "我被桃太郎骗了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448106"}
{"text": "可别小瞧社畜的踩点速度啊！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "我起床了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7047343"}
{"text": "真的搞不清哪只手消灭的生命更多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrADslxdHqfkicr3GiaArUN16fdzKmlkTicDEefVsmKib6NPUehefRa6R2yw"}
{"text": "求你们放过我吧，我这脚就是为了不上班扭的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHkhEd3BFNw9zCDib5iczlOZ335Q67QXueRiaVGhSGqNnD5nurMclCJhQmw"}
{"text": "啊我为什么要说那样的话", "question": null, "star": 985, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goaimkizkaj6106106n3g02"}
{"text": "os op", "question": null, "star": 344, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpdo41n8gjj60u0141q5x02"}
{"text": "来都来了", "question": "为什么后宫中嫔妃们一定要争宠？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "联系上司说要迟到被驾后正泪丧时发现上司就在旁边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvrfkvhk6sj60ci0elq3w02"}
{"text": "把晨间占下的幸运物品全穿上了", "question": null, "star": 748, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grvyh6ye4yj60wg1coagi02"}
{"text": "捉迷藏，不过我假装没找到。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6243477"}
{"text": "改变", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "请输入密码。密码错误。请输入邮箱验证码。验证通过，请输入新密码。新密码不能与旧密码相同。", "question": "一个人蠢起来能有多蠢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "水晶球啊，让我看看明年怎么样“2021查无此年”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "把同桌的篮球弄坏后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGT9S5Mvdj4lVtXv30NJkRnppwa0oyg1SJ6U7ibUlVpEOCZ6PfEIqWggQ"}
{"text": "高中某次升旗仪式上副校长讲话：「我看好多学生一天就带个耳机挂耳朵上，你们知不知道那里面有核辐射！」后来我们私下就叫他核辐射了。", "question": "你的校长有什么奇葩言论？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "餐厅专门提供了赶苍蝇的服务员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmSTTNfymGzuQtQb3qylllUtkx9J5FYriamkM9uX18YibmmIfcmIDSzjZQ"}
{"text": "练级时优先强化武器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOrUDuF4eecRjbNWEbtEh242w6p1hcu0re0LYYOCHQwE0OmoM21Prm71kw5B2UvzRAs9lt3DtcTg"}
{"text": "八月三十一日的中文常用表达是8月31日。", "question": "光是汉子就让人感到不安，价值1312元32分。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3434184"}
{"text": "“两双拖鞋，再说一遍，两双拖鞋！”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "那你期末考试怎么办呢", "question": "为什么大家明明知道摆烂了，就可以活的豁然开朗，但是大家却就是做不到，依然活的如此的拧巴？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你以为这种程度就能击倒我吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7XrsA7jmjaq1B1mAHjeVHtG0RKVZicMpzxxrYQwsAE3Pp2ia0P7zPu6hOA"}
{"text": "想从这里过去，请先打倒我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kD6gOXJCib2F12lBcqE3mtichJJ6dXWQico9nAMVcBYYldI6r938Xjia9RFQ"}
{"text": "如同大部分人考完试都觉得、粗心丢的分加进总分里，才是自己真正的实力（摊手", "question": "为什么有人会觉得化了妆、修了图的自己才是真正的自己？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "背就行了，别诵了。真的。", "question": "代码、算法可以背诵吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贞子踩到了摆在电视下边的图钉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYhXxAMgv3N8nqdLicg5UlPxDYq9wqzS7TL5EoVymv5iafSgDS7ax8jbiaw"}
{"text": "主人要回来了，赶紧把纸筒恢复原样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOrUDuF4eecRjbNWEbtEh2259Kxic9uevWZRTkrCn4EyPkcwxU1h60wiaEeKDT2DPJ2vf4fFkIa0OQ"}
{"text": "会做饭的切菜不看手是吧", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "五白一黑", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "我们的吸尘器。。。。就没有吸不干净的毛发", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "厉害了，我的少年！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3194406"}
{"text": "哎呀！杯子里竟然有个终结者！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3359229"}
{"text": "吃了一只导盲犬，顺便给老婆孩子带点吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjcu4qguc7PJOeCicX2ly6WL9mfibtfTcjyFeQtAA1sVL8kfXuziaKy8zFg"}
{"text": "啊啦哈哈哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196401"}
{"text": "下班时：妈的下次一定要骂死领导然后辞职上班时：哎，哥，行，行，好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNcpoOUIwVNwdSOgVcLnKZHcVULoTLKicxnibo4shFUR8GYJFa2FiaNVVEQ"}
{"text": "麻烦你快一点，我赶时间", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn2ey7cwuoj60ro0xa1jk02"}
{"text": "面子和里子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6080899"}
{"text": "東映頻道，可爱宝贝第一集，8月14日（星期一）晚上7点开始重播，娜佳哭着说：“这么棒的剧集，为什么只从第一集开始重播呢？”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7011492"}
{"text": "“你认识功夫熊猫吗？”", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "随时随地，有可能。", "question": "机器猫不能做绝对不可以做的事情吧？", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "6987681"}
{"text": "房间都叫「自习室 101」「自习室 102」……", "question": "想在大学门口开一家宾馆，需要做哪些准备工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个问题反过来问我可能还有点发言权.", "question": "假如我的论文永远不会被拒稿，我能在科研领域混成什么地位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是嫡长子，哈哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4tyAsKStkluibhm2Q0E1HSHPsK2EszCJezeBqGSyAepw8BDlw7tw2jjQ"}
{"text": "玩得太过了，最后还是变成了红豆。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2773974"}
{"text": "刚才面包手滑了给了狗狗一肘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea82e44zogj20br0aqq47"}
{"text": "在水边正确浇水的方法。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "5925118"}
{"text": "嘿，Siri。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3431947"}
{"text": "融化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wfJjicdDd276v6uokpfXe78WwndN74G5xFM8fniahQUz034HxS0YT2omQ"}
{"text": "差一点就避不开的碰撞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6654416"}
{"text": "全体人员，出去！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6864473"}
{"text": "猫在等你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4569960"}
{"text": "确实是这样的，我就认识一个人他从不抽烟、不喝酒、不玩手机、不泡吧，从不撸串，而且还从不泡妞，平时就喜欢看书和看报，偶尔也看看电视，每天都是 6 点起床，天天坚持一定量的运动，饮食也很清淡，晚上到了十点就寝，这样整整坚持了十年之久，身体一直都很棒，基本从不生病。 但就在前段时间，他却生了场大病，我去看他的时候问他怎么回事，他说自从出狱以后他的生活规律被完全打乱了，才刚过半年身体就大不如从前了。", "question": "从二十出头就开始规律健身、控制饮食、注重养生，活得跟老年人一样，真的有利于健康吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不走！我不走！给我买嘛！给我买嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvkib5vf8oj60ci0eldj302"}
{"text": "前方有暴露狂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4kskuh2SBiamL1uYiaHHCXibKoTDtTIKtBVd6I42kUebLWyhp5bZciaA3hsEA"}
{"text": "沙县小吃，绝味鸭脖，中东，本拉登，情报，贪腐，牺牲，一盘大棋麦当劳，肯德基，大娘水饺，战斗还在继续一曲忠诚的赞歌", "question": "你所见所闻的令人瞠目结舌的阴谋论有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在发呆之前，去Yahoo知识堂全力寻找这张照片中的女性。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1465718"}
{"text": "从床上掉下来了！原来是个被子。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3746275"}
{"text": "你也没睡好啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "公主与蛇草", "question": "在电影或动画的标题上加草，让它看起来不那么有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6379242"}
{"text": "紧紧抓住发根的头皮屑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R9GWs8bbrQaUhNWDACcAq7x9wPR1ibEgiaLQHJPKaUTbTbGh1iaWbrKGLZDYxswxY5lAsqN39ZSSuAw"}
{"text": "当你答不出问题的时候，就用手刀把记者打昏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVD5XJ7nmGKIXZ7msKiaudtf13EnCMLJMO0T2v8sicWuaHNs6jeMicIjKxw"}
{"text": "脚气太严重，连家门都不让进", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TjILNicJEB0odgb0PU6OqUVfyaD0bGJ5z3fkOGaZ21uL1wl8TQuibyBxA"}
{"text": "踏出北京的第一步by：@小灰灰还要多久能够成为灰太郎）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee9t2fmcv5j20aq0bldgk"}
{"text": "怎样向领导隐藏自己的实力。", "question": "一个完整的 PPT 做下来，最让你头疼的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "写个邮件，转眼间就搞定了！", "question": "什么是适当的图画歌曲歌词？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1272613"}
{"text": "跟弟我左手右手一个慢动作慢动作重播这次，我们一起去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1ewa5k5sch7j30m8148aq4"}
{"text": "监考老师的祖师爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNf7VsmnRfUkSGc8OHKwERBCdLOqRlStZ4YFyPWhtUtNiaTTKJzMQFRMw"}
{"text": "那圣诞老人也偶尔会坐车嘛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5384175"}
{"text": "强出一筹则师之，强到离谱则 NPC 之。", "question": "我们该如何正视同龄中那些比自己优秀太多的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们好好干吧我袖子都撸起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1C91OIsgzO0C4SMAnTicRfX4CZSjvUT5byqibz6Mttpuahib5OSR2xHyYA"}
{"text": "???总算蒙混过去了爸爸的浏览记录真丰富啊", "question": null, "star": 314, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxsdf9z6sqj617g1lyak702"}
{"text": "坐高铁有一次带了自热米饭，在餐车。所有路过的旅客看着咕嘟咕嘟的冒热气的饭盒子，都指着它跟乘务员小姐姐说我要一份这个。几次过后乘务员小姐姐看着那个冒热气的盒子若有所思我分明看到她按了下电台但是没说啥。我觉得她可能想叫乘警把我架下去。", "question": "在高铁上吃饭是不礼貌的行为吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个时候钟慢了点儿...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6196171"}
{"text": "周杰伦的《天台》。其实最尴尬的不是在看的时候，当时和妹子看完了这电影在压马路。心想这妹子还是周杰伦的迷妹，我就想投其所好称赞一下这电影。- 我：「这电影拍得挺不错的哦」- 妹子：「天呐原来你喜欢这么烂的电影……」妈的你不按常理出牌……", "question": "你看过最尴尬的电影是哪一部？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我中奖了/我也中奖了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2202746"}
{"text": "哇，好可爱啊，小花身上有只寄生虫。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367154"}
{"text": "你们企业也经常说「回去等我们的电话吧」然后没有任何下文啊。", "question": "求职者在答应企业面试后，没有任何说明而爽约是否妥当？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "霜降时节，星辰璀璨。", "question": "这句话的中文意思是：「在喝酒之前，先说一句。」", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6704047"}
{"text": "姓撒。在那个没有撒贝宁的时代，介绍自己需要用各种各样的成语：撒手人寰的撒，撒泼打滚的撒，梦撒撩丁的撒，撒娇撒痴的撒。不要问我为什么跟这个字有关的成语都辣么糟糕……其实这都不算什么。小时候同学跟爸妈介绍我都是这么说的，她姓撒，撒尿的撒。", "question": "拥有稀有的姓，是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他收到了第七张黄牌，快下场吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2154244"}
{"text": "你朋友圈发的分手伤感文案是怎么回事？等你到我这个年纪就懂啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnVzItMGvactfcOsHYblz4yHepMA9TwZicaeJ9CavjH3BBENJPwTOmLCA"}
{"text": "自己主动当偷鱼行动的诱饵，同伙却在看路过的母猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "老果酱先生（70岁）。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7310051"}
{"text": "你自以为是在大城市待了一辈子，其实也就是在你所在的小区呆了一辈子", "question": "你愿不愿意在一个小县城待一辈子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和平时一样的日常生活。", "question": "父亲节的那些事儿", "star": 74, "type": "T2T", "image": "4465790"}
{"text": "距离月圆之时还有38分钟", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "我昨天吃了青海苔。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5844531"}
{"text": "发情期", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5857848"}
{"text": "我也想像《灌篮高手》里的角色一样，即使贫穷也能成为一位出色的大人。", "question": "写一篇关于没读过的漫画的感受。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5473751"}
{"text": "哎呀，松冈修造被淘汰了啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3936508"}
{"text": "发光。", "question": "男生会什么技能会让女生眼前一亮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是.. 她要是因为参拜靖国神社你呼吁封杀我还能理解. 她 \"过气\" 了也要封杀? 咱这封杀的红线是不是低了点?", "question": "如何看待网友质疑歌手中岛美嘉在日本过气却来华捞金开微博，呼吁封杀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "渡部先生被叫去了。", "question": null, "star": 361, "type": "I2T", "image": "5281196"}
{"text": "把手机递给托尼看后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h61qx5zh5fj30ci0elwi0"}
{"text": "“给老娘吹头”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "请补充信息。", "question": "我很快就喘不过气来，该怎么办呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366004"}
{"text": "冬天的冲绳比想象的要冷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7hGmXrlOGVXFsyDm0UFzCe3HULDrg6Qzf4P7R3y8TyjGUJR2wdUzH6Hg"}
{"text": "呐，变身过程中是不可以攻击的，懂了吗？", "question": null, "star": 869, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh0xjm2v5fj210c1btk08"}
{"text": "天屎降临", "question": "如何看待「小学生多次高空扔排泄物被监控拍到，家长挨家道歉」一事？「奇葩」的高空坠物事件为什么频频发生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是我远方表弟，能让他进来一起玩吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNZUzE8e0NywMPbOyCCXYxrHBS6TXZeCDLlGG5x9X4fs8bA5ewJibE7Rw"}
{"text": "我可能拉在垫子上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVCb7qhHZYgKGexyBiaMNW8oa2iapkpYV4lB7uSNWXeibibs2wlJibyAeR2wg"}
{"text": "亲爱的想什么呢，我们的布偶儿子不可爱嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "14 年去加拿大的飞机上，空姐问我朋友想喝什么，他想了想说「Water 吧」，然后空姐就给他倒了一杯 Vodka（伏特加），我朋友端起来就是一大口啊，然后……一直睡到终点。", "question": "空姐在飞机上都遇到过哪些好玩的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的！把下面的拍下来！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021637"}
{"text": "地球的癌细胞", "question": "简单地解释一下金正恩。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3005150"}
{"text": "当你开始渐渐接不住群友玩的梗的时候be like", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3Wib1s550p29nvxkkd4X1m0UDClSH4EJ2D34CwA0gvyOaMRykcr78wDQ"}
{"text": "熟练掌握", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "题主有没有过考试前通宵复习，但最终还是挂科了的经历？", "question": "崇祯皇帝这么勤政，为什么明朝仍然亡国了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新能源汽车", "question": null, "star": 459, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxnpdh7iihj60wa172dml02"}
{"text": "讨厌的阳光池崎的人气模仿请求很多。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2898938"}
{"text": "人代大表", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFAyTc5FKWf0tTJhibRne94X4xJOkoH7haCwebiciciasmeGM3MntnqXrl6A"}
{"text": "你看见过我的小熊吗", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "爸妈被老娘当人质后可真听话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdb1aewjtgj30ci0eladd"}
{"text": "日上三杆闭门户，月下魅影是征途。喵喵遛鸟不溜狗，家家养鱼不养猪。// 谢 @赵牧 之建议", "question": "如果猫拥有智力，发展出文明，会有什么样的特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牺牲品", "question": "把这个吃货动物说得像厨子一样。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3092993"}
{"text": "奥特曼：得赶紧把这炸弹带离地球！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrgFH8ic8RmwIQl0ILvrZmL65iaia06ahd2bNqNKGeYp8yTicWCGgFP5Qnzw"}
{"text": "在法律上，难道不能和小杰结婚吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3004735"}
{"text": "坐在讲台下的学生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyWWx88OEFhgw3xksjNbGkUGRsR4LBAWZEhqNGJnfqibhVsjsQJ3tRN0A"}
{"text": "大雄和静香合体后就变成这样了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6470714"}
{"text": "说出口对不起...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837196"}
{"text": "汉堡....就在前面！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "上：简历中的你\n下：实际的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icgItbADKTiboCLAF6dLr1wHEvFddB2YvyNWp6dxgoFHibZyicY4YfnIzicg"}
{"text": "对草坪过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06DCtQ7YjQWBmOE8mBxkOTpMaNtoiciaYhiawj3uSo9HDIhydZjkDfKulTiaw"}
{"text": "你俩这皮肤咋领？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "在最容易踩到的地方放置乐高的工作人员", "question": null, "star": 153, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwbgzwq0qlj610h125wkj02"}
{"text": "掉进纳豆盒的米粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrughtagbj20ge0eywmu"}
{"text": "思想者7", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2w0sd1ouuj20ix0ixmy9"}
{"text": "在家练习托女友的下巴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1yft6snBIjIneUuuCQTq77K65hrZgb2UJ5EcDBQFK8SKgUSxoefaLog"}
{"text": "什么？你把盘子都吃了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0m4WO1uX3HI25Op4iaQrFCgvMibRiaHs9VOCIGPU6Axrb5jk2Miawt1nxogw"}
{"text": "告诉它你是鲨雕，严格来说和鲨鱼是表亲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4hvyDmsyukDkO7ojPt96qtTib5aGAPZ7RZ9W2veuPVoYlicPPpJsw5yIA"}
{"text": "不会，但车库里不放车一个月后会被堆满。", "question": "车放车库一个月不开会坏掉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第七次终于买对了电脑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3cfmRK2Ix1LkTyCiaMQ30OEePGyKM1owz42M4ib5fJ90icwqsYzdhEhKvw"}
{"text": "说好一起胖，却趁朋友不注意偷偷疯狂健身的人", "question": null, "star": 503, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gojf71myn0j61271exn3u02"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "终于发现了在番茄节趁乱扔石头的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw1tvid074j30ci0eljwi"}
{"text": "正在庆祝魔法终于解除时又被石化了", "question": null, "star": 586, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjz4kkym6qj60z312b0zq02"}
{"text": "喂，先装上子弹再开枪！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7X5T08868xoVZT9dCcggzvz0Xliafa3LOyd98F6COGFaB66SsAUbfyrDg"}
{"text": "穿山甲说。。。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "和女友睡双人床时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjG1NE9lrPFaKOUotJSBJrhiaT4VZg4jQeSEFpiawH6ibYccPPmCJHjesbWg"}
{"text": "想变成人类的乌鸦在最糟的时刻愿望成真了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy66q48sa6j30ci0elwgw"}
{"text": "模糊的黄色。", "question": "红狐狸和绿兔子。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099008"}
{"text": "岩仓使节团改：岩仓使节团的改革。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6010105"}
{"text": "再特么说最后一遍，不许再装小猫咪钻老子被窝！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "如果全中就叛你无罪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRNUGGFCEWjQRF7x2ITTJoMkvcVfCfuyib9ibqicuibG3icqsiaHF2dgk9wd1Q"}
{"text": "这一周快结束了。", "question": "现在的心情怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2479473"}
{"text": "首都进入高度戒备状态。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aY8IwjibTLeSf12hR1iccfbLPIe6FGRxFeK2moPWYoceSWKgAg4uwkgnHw"}
{"text": "游泳健身了解一下～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9AEWTDxFhMKXeEkOjvavRicwtHod5llsF6HRxZPkZSSLeH56XmbYDmSw"}
{"text": "它们会把出生后第一眼看见的东西当成妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjmrNzvXNRGtYMLTpEUBakTB9gWEna4VZmWib0CmMEF67TWsWcsgV3qtg"}
{"text": "大家把青灯号当成是绿灯，都冲进了十字路口。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3330508"}
{"text": "无论如何翻转，颜色都不会变。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6493647"}
{"text": "来，扔飞盘！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1166849"}
{"text": "真哭了啊？", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "请把袖子还给我吧！求你了！", "question": null, "star": 266, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3ki8snrn3j614019bah702"}
{"text": "哎！太危险了！不要拿它指着我啊！", "question": null, "star": 551, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpckhxxjhxj610f10f0yd02"}
{"text": "对相亲对象完全没感觉后开始打发时间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hehmb9napij30ci0el411"}
{"text": "有一本很著名的书叫做《拖延心理学》，被视作战胜拖延症的圣经般的读物。好多人并不知道的是，两位作者，简 · 博克和莱诺拉 · 袁，因为她们的拖延，这本书出版的时间，比和出版社约定的时间整整晚了两年。这个故事还没完。就在这本书终于完稿之后，两位作者如释重负，决定开车到市里去浪一浪。结果发现她们的车被拖走了，因为一直拖着没有交停车费。", "question": "历史上有哪些讽刺的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的工作是当用户在百度地图上标记时快速跑到哪里，把竿子插上去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMG1Z2jm5hkZdQc68PtBU3zUl3yPhia3PAmTX9GPibd719Z0AkgrzE4ic5Y2cN9SJricK0icnvzHicBqaA"}
{"text": "自拍技术差。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5776386"}
{"text": "这位单抽出金了", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "我俩当中有一个是残影猜错你就完蛋了哦~快选吧，再给你3秒哦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gssah6voqpj30ci0elgp7"}
{"text": "嘘，趁它在大便，我们溜！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD71NakHlArsUlfWc8tjnY8wsRuMkh7icXrdibHCTPyKOkVj28vukicXHMpw"}
{"text": "猫这次埋的有点太深了吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "我个人一直觉得现在三甲医院的挂号费简直是对医生职业的一种侮辱。", "question": "如何看待深圳港大医院挂号费收 100 元这个事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "漫画人物的对话框原来是自己带来的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkib2zVTC0Ibdw46UegFyQnBWRAqK995rezM0xFDm5kN9hnJtmW7IpdNw"}
{"text": "很好，就用你的眼镜亮瞎对面开远光灯的混蛋吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVerm02JRwK9UJiawwRUiaoVibTpZS6Zy1cAhnUl48qfEMBPmQA7oCKgxcw"}
{"text": "宝宝。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7181225"}
{"text": "你们不看那儿，我怎么变魔术？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHbvCMW365yD0MAyos4HAAWUYfWDIZ1GlWjSv5nvFOHSuz3LzAgffZPg"}
{"text": "孙悟空和可口可乐合作，贝吉塔觉醒为超级赛亚人之神。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6963869"}
{"text": "“当你看到这行字时，你的手就沾上了我的鼻涕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHNSbTjekd94Sg0rMr2PNDmWjOW1PnD9OIKLgYFBUMjNaff1JURIK3RQ"}
{"text": "打仗了还在玩真人CS的人们。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028157"}
{"text": "好想见你！现在就想在沙漠中央见到你！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "211413"}
{"text": "厨师的坚持。", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "家里蹲原来这么辛苦啊...妈妈，我明天开始去上学了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2405541"}
{"text": "在银行上班，离开现金越远，地位就越高。", "question": "关于银行，有哪些有趣的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "心理学和图像处理学是两门学科", "question": "「人的眼睛有 5.76 亿像素，但却终究看不懂人心。」这句话该怎么回应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从成功击退小偷后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GH8m5ibXrRvNRM6nTmf4Q60xdc45fDWKWCYXY3B201KVjZQafUs1ica3CP3eb8r9MLvue3fNf8KnAQ"}
{"text": "鹤在回报恩情时做的最后一件作品。", "question": null, "star": 383, "type": "I2T", "image": "4251962"}
{"text": "在TBS的监控下...我被吓了一跳，但是因为太真实了所以睡不着觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6722208"}
{"text": "糟糕！勇士被打败了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4064621"}
{"text": "我和社长一起去钓鱼的故事。", "question": "随便说一下这个故事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1979138"}
{"text": "坐电车去G地！", "question": "从游戏中删除一个角色，让他/她离开游戏。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386788"}
{"text": "是不是问反了？", "question": "文科女生如何认识程序员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来都来了。。。", "question": "人为什么活着呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对手进攻太猛了，连换人都不让", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1Bjjd1jITj70JBRG9Y5dRD8eAIYHWPDIo296EUYmFfGoibvvicnQEn0nQ"}
{"text": "看，这是圣诞礼物。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6306513"}
{"text": "你往头发上倒可乐了？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3316761"}
{"text": "情怀撑死排第四，前面是淘宝、快递、八大菜系。", "question": "情怀还是海归的重要因素吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "诶？已经打过了？再来一次吧，就这样，在这里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3021121"}
{"text": "还好，拼多多至少承认了十进制。", "question": "拼多多砍价案庭审「因显示百分比位数有限，显示 0.9% 」，实际小数点后还有 6 位，这种算法合理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鲜鱼店", "question": "请告诉我哪些在奥特莱斯商场里的店家让你觉得讨厌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6904116"}
{"text": "真的从鹳那里运来的...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6664784"}
{"text": "喂！小鬼！外侧是猫猫专用道！太危险了你给我进去！小心点汽车哦！记得跟你老妈说「我想养猫猫！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqi6jd65u3j30ci0el471"}
{"text": "女方还没进入状态的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHNBNrc6licdJQGmUETvleNEFoiaFbLyzolC90nNYxFnMsicmmLTDHlmO6A"}
{"text": "拿朋友的手机给我女朋友打电话，一接通我还没开口她就知道叫亲爱的。", "question": "有个很聪明的女朋友是怎么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，是谁告诉你的啊？先进来再说吧。", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "第二条街", "question": "史努比的意外度假地点。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4505965"}
{"text": "篮球真无聊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9sshotcfhj20ah0btdh4"}
{"text": "这次的紧急事件应该叫奥特曼来的吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KvJiaqaZH5q66dk6ApQ9aw6H4AYZOOojQk4YpDdbYvzF2ZInSaJcdhUA"}
{"text": "那我得定时回去啊。", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "考试之前却玩得过度，没有睡觉。", "question": "那没什么好骄傲的。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366500"}
{"text": "即使被海胆般的攻击击中，重要部位和头发一定会安然无恙。", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "老虎头大哥！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6788454"}
{"text": "真是抱歉由于我脑袋反光照片都看不清了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUn6Y2icfhturs23iaefXXaniaJdrN4j1DXr83vWoLC6iawicuSKXA2yGRT5w"}
{"text": "对不起，我不太懂你在说什么。", "question": "请问纯烈的新成员是谁？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4146140"}
{"text": "等等！猫屎咖啡不是猫+屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaMOuJheYQaQsG3VicmPwlWj98uLPaNzykoSA9Cqgxy9iaJlsMy43XV4bdQs28aHpSbRejnrbAJJug"}
{"text": "我见过，这是被接受的证据。", "question": "请给我找一个借口，说得像名言一样。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1621988"}
{"text": "误将老爸的生发剂当成洗面奶的田中君第二天醒来时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqmgicmv6xj30ci0eljzo"}
{"text": "被邀请去海边的山田君的装束有些不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfHT1XnRb67tHEFicS3m1IkUXoDQC8rDxGSibGAXVa7ghneRdHEtz5flB7A"}
{"text": "九十九尺法师把鬼踩扁了。", "question": "请将它扩大一千倍。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4549501"}
{"text": "对不起，我头疼得厉害。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6570858"}
{"text": "这个行业存在新人工资压低的现象！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4687720"}
{"text": "我已经赢得了大选！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "从福岛带来的榴莲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpHlibIuxM8pTFjUgUOAx46NFYggyfZUQoobbGMicoU7yEJiaeJuUfS6A9Q"}
{"text": "井上有水。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "5832258"}
{"text": "你也穿秋裤了啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410T3AhQb37MYXskwEcqVe7mjiaNJDfMy3udNvewK3YOm1PxQ41AgVpvY6Q"}
{"text": "星座的脸", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389088"}
{"text": "看到一个小孩在眼前捉迷藏，露出屁股，不知道该不该报警。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2926377"}
{"text": "老母牛坐飞碟--牛逼上天了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFvl5ibqdIenBs4VmsfAuH8nmj4VvPDhCqr9kkMUPVKsXQendESPkGMmQ"}
{"text": "猫咪明星", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5974977"}
{"text": "没辙，只好签字投降。", "question": "碰巧在银行抢劫犯躲藏的时候，史蒂文·席格刚好在顾客当中。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099068"}
{"text": "妈妈一起去。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "你干吗碰我！这是性骚扰！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6529369"}
{"text": "流口水了就给三星。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4727426"}
{"text": "用玻璃做的鱼缸会让鱼的眼睛很疼。", "question": "请告诉我灰姑娘隐藏的秋天秘密。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6715607"}
{"text": "走马灯里全都是我不认识的人，太可怕了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6776426"}
{"text": "我的右脚其实是左脚哦。", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "口袋里的纸巾受到了洗衣机的召唤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmk1ytth50j30ci0el46n"}
{"text": "就是你小子把我爪子掰断了的是吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "还没出发呢？", "question": null, "star": 3156, "type": "I2T", "image": "1251271"}
{"text": "好像龙珠雷达在这里指向。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1742831"}
{"text": "你们真的透过后面那个玻璃看见我那啥了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "脑溢血患者坚持带病演出", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRr0dLibKstoOQHvG9dHrJ4ScHcZJgU11EBkxfvlFm5iayBHhbwu8nXXeSQ"}
{"text": "去银行看看自己的鱼额", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJCnX5hRaiaptszeTOthgUWnIulTIFuEueO0ShHEHtYFPgnHNEa1I6XKALDiaibbpAQbKJhT0p8u5iaw"}
{"text": "差点打喷嚏，想起了没打出来的时候。", "question": "请告诉我如何忍住打喷嚏的技巧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6683155"}
{"text": "因遗弃猫咪与祖母被捕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glvdic1l3ij30ci0eldiq"}
{"text": "这个是电脑的 BIOS 界面，是设置参数使用的，也叫维修页面吧，这里面的参数不能随便改动，直接按 esc 键退出，然后重新启动。应该就没有问题，如果不行的话，可能就是硬盘的启动箱要设置一下，没有第一启动项。再不行你让你家的猫交代一下案发经过。", "question": "笔记本电脑被猫压了一晚上，开机后显示这样是什么情况?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "红细胞：氧气氧气白细胞：笨蛋，那是病毒！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibuU9AaVyXp1vIn5q5JrMdPvAU8A9XkQicN9aL1eKZE0FGalgsBlibVz7Q"}
{"text": "看着别人的关注和人气，我也有点想试试看，但实际上完全不是那么回事，先休息一下吧。", "question": "在猜谜游戏中经常发生的傻事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772609"}
{"text": "张开五指打开它。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6678655"}
{"text": "当你过于认真对待化妆舞会时", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "看着新落成的自己的蜡像没头", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "刹车灯闪烁了五次。", "question": "请您告诉我遇到别车时的应对方法。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619361"}
{"text": "不算著名的人吧，但是很有趣的经历。大三去学校的飞机上，我和学弟的旁边坐了位老先生，一路上我和学弟海侃，屁话特别多，一会儿聊人生理想，一会儿聊上学期哪个哪个老师不咋滴。然后老先生就和咱聊上了。「你们这是去上学啊？哪个学校的啊？」「xx 大学，读大三了爷爷。」「哦！xx 大学啊，我知道，不错不错，听你们聊天，是 xx 学院的对吧？去开学啦？」「对啊，爷爷您飞这边儿干嘛啊？」「我啊？我这学期去给你们上课……」沉默，是今晚的康桥。", "question": "在飞机头等舱，坐过你旁边的最著名的人是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "佛祖您放心吃，这火腿肠绝对没有肉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPx5h8Qt3SY2dmJdqLPhSDYBbI2OtoIn7HqiaLfvZxq1icEiba7E5kewmqw"}
{"text": "白龙，别轻举妄动……野狗逃跑时会咬人，要悄悄地退下。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5689531"}
{"text": "RPG中出现的精灵有些不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6530745"}
{"text": "下次多叫几个老师来家访哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqpzomHtnqNuSSmf28bkeg8G9TZcAdddMdB8P7HDfhKEnzuibjsv0iabWQ"}
{"text": "Siri突然打招呼说：“嘿，胖子！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tRxldPianQHTqXTtH5l4QCa4hPltibXUlhiaWcCcgQEvvQHXLTTeuDtp9A"}
{"text": "喂！看后面！有个小孩在瞄准你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hczghokbawj30ci0elab2"}
{"text": "待会儿我也亲一下他亲过的地方", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bqR1RTNE0N8gkVrRv5Ew5fMn2ykTNh8UNGspUD0GCcRG606biaj0iaKpw"}
{"text": "当我女朋友生气的时候。", "question": "哪个瞬间你突然觉得读书真没用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当我一对别人发火就会变成小猫咪", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "顾客还没结账呢！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3476195"}
{"text": "举起时只握住了盖子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2whrm2groj30ci0elab1"}
{"text": "一边急急忙忙穿裤子，一边试图用鼻子停止看成人影片的我的视角。", "question": null, "star": 145, "type": "I2T", "image": "6605396"}
{"text": "小时候看某一集湖南卫视晚间新闻，第一次体验到头皮发麻的感觉，所以现在都印象深刻。说的某家庭老太死了拍的葬礼录像，过后家人看一遍录像，发现里面出现很多眼神呆滞的老头老太的影子，还有古装打扮的人，然后他们家人认出其中某几个老头老太是自己家老太早已过世的朋友之类的，把我吓得够呛。最后解释是：拍录像的那家公司在拍葬礼录像之前拍过别的村在唱戏的场景，然后录像带没洗干净，重影了……", "question": "有哪些长期被当做灵异事件，最终被科学解释的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "议员大人", "question": "这是个逃犯，我为什么会这么想？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7103719"}
{"text": "寝室养小黄鸡，辅导员查寝，四只刚刚好扑腾着翅膀列队欢迎。", "question": "女生宿舍都发生过哪些趣事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我走了，闯荡江湖去了。」 「妈，不渴，不饿，不冷，不累，没事，挺好的。」", "question": "如何以「我走了，闯荡江湖去了」为题写一短篇小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们下集要揍的是这家伙不要忘记收看哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib638N50XaA19iaglMNbVic9WesePxqT1GWtbpfOlYL0CV1hh758ibcJyIQ"}
{"text": "小鬼，你对我的裙子做了什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJ2PXgc6Jibbf8BWGJocBRrR3ub2v99ADQKNo3KaQjVG8OBicicDu1Pkusg"}
{"text": "兄弟你挺虎啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "关于浑水做空瑞幸，我的观点：浑水花了大量的人力物力，冒着被当做商业间谍的风险，写了 89 页，论证了一个早就达成广泛共识的问题。", "question": "如何看待浑水做空瑞幸（2020）这一事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太好啦，正好没带手纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QNuNmG2BicBIVtI6PbRkPG80sYNjc4HTg0VZO76v6AwPBicuYIvv7aU7KecTZibxTcAfIutLNo8puCw"}
{"text": "是的，我想辞去饲养员的工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8Ns2YMuzJbG7u0WQp4U3njqOib5o7FeCXuYicaXIsIFwkeydib6qZY3QRfw"}
{"text": "搓泥被警察当做掏枪击的受害者雕像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNmKu5N4RdBAfBE7iaFzWDkjJuTj8zPB5wGUg4KTwAG0WwLwLqMINlTQg"}
{"text": "不要抢我的帽子啊啊啊啊！！！！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "「教练，我想打篮球……」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehf1gbvo6oj20aj0bomy4"}
{"text": "点P不动了。", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "被要求自我介绍时的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibkT3UgicUdfOlQ7E4N5wsMlV9pq9aXYMGe0d80lBeRicdSGao6CGqJ8aw"}
{"text": "翻译已经先开始讲了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QDbK4n5IWgfeeRkG3wG9UWqycHDoMHghVyXEPeAgibelsTKjbTaf1lVyd8r5ngFE2oe3IMhBxSlXQ"}
{"text": "为了实现历代最长的在位时间，连神格化也在所不惜。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "2741980"}
{"text": "嘴角上扬，笑了起来。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "猫对蛙产生了对抗心理的猫。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2588491"}
{"text": "亲戚请吃甘蔗但没给剥好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3eJtNewWxpzOZIlY4dhGr1q8FMaLVia2WB5LnT0CclL2v3LUAsbM6Trg"}
{"text": "我的小指被机器的角碰了一下。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4917731"}
{"text": "大学一个同学叫危显 *，我一直以为他姓危，直到后来问了一下，他说自己姓“危显”于是每次在路上我们喊他都是大喊“危显！”然后周边不知名的同学一脸懵逼地看着我们，不知所以的同学有的已经开始跑了。喂，我只是喊个人啊，不是你们想的那样啊！", "question": "拥有稀有姓氏是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我羊了个羊第二关过了", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "仅会讲方言的你和siri", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr79xtnuj20u00v8n0c"}
{"text": "给他发 1314 块钱打他脸。", "question": "情人节男朋友发了5.2的红包?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“老子车门呢”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "别随便给我出题目啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5574414"}
{"text": "应该是被盗号了。", "question": "遇到了之前的女神勾引我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "叫一下做这个菜的厨师。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828788"}
{"text": "你爸爸", "question": null, "star": 744, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "刘华强和生瓜蛋子老板。", "question": "有哪些看起来很有 CP 感但其实并没有在交往的角色？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请把我变成主角", "question": null, "star": 531, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj0rekhm92j60u00yragv02"}
{"text": "朦胧记忆中的PPAP", "question": null, "star": 206, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsy0pagymdj61111dd11802"}
{"text": "世界上唯一的大萝卜。", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "我以为是帮忙打理家业，原来不是那么回事，只是在支持父亲。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "7120603"}
{"text": "现在还能加入人寿保险吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6253021"}
{"text": "金发先生 -> 金发男士", "question": "你把角色的名字记错了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6726791"}
{"text": "我舍友大一的时候，收到了家里寄来的半尿素袋子黄土。打电话回家，他爸说：你奶奶担心你水土不服，亲自在灶台、菜园、屋山，反正就是家里的各个地方装的土，要是水土不服就泡点水喝就好了。本来有一袋子，后来在我跟你妈的拼命劝说下才改成的半袋子。舍友奶奶有点老年痴呆，一会清醒一会不清醒的，但是对孙子是真好。他爸说：要是用不完放假的时候再带回来，你奶奶说了，土进了大学门就有灵气了，种的菜好吃。舍友：……最后，我们宿舍合伙买了个超大的花盆，在宿舍阳台上种满了花花草草，520 那天给班里女生一人送了一朵小花儿。", "question": "你们收到过最奇葩的快递是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "转发这个日晕，你的朋友这个月将被日晕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWYhfsBeDKfjnQbg3QFdnAYB51qCSYSmqkD5ovQsDKkF5p9LY3TIq43w"}
{"text": "不要嘛不要嘛！我保证再也不乱飞了！也不在空中漏油了！求求你了！别修理我嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grx4ejkqi0j30ci0el7c4"}
{"text": "如果能重生，我想成为你的坐垫。", "question": "请说一句无聊的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3354738"}
{"text": "教书六年，放两句学生佳作 -- Man could not live without air.「男人不能没有飞机。」- You can see me in this old photo.「你可以看见我这颗老土豆。」", "question": "你在翻译英文时遇到过哪些段子般的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "葬礼上的正座时间太长了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138184"}
{"text": "妈，就是他，他打我", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "滚动的时候Apple Music经常会自动播放。", "question": "傻得不可思议", "star": 6889, "type": "T2T", "image": "6800351"}
{"text": "用吸尘器的管子玩吹气让下巴变平的游戏，然后就拿不下来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3057296"}
{"text": "不然虎皮裙怎么来的，首次充值送的吗？", "question": "孙悟空和老虎正面刚，有没有可能打赢老虎？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蚊香云", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9b72uaq5rj20fl0e0abg"}
{"text": "喂！你看！我很好哦！", "question": null, "star": 1648, "type": "I2T", "image": "5111875"}
{"text": "月全食", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHeNj8EpXOoUFBib86nrGuqCMUWuqjmvJqf6LgsMVGICGkicgHUztDgFPg"}
{"text": "如果你在悬崖上，荣一郎应该就在附近。", "question": "Lady Gaga曾经说过：“如果你有阴影，那是因为有光照射在你身上。”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975434"}
{"text": "妈妈我想养个狗", "question": null, "star": 258, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7k5o4bk5jj614016rqax02"}
{"text": "一个世界级的作家在成名之前开了酒吧而已……", "question": "村上春树能从一个酒吧老板成为一个世界级的作家，关键是在于什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "商店陷入困境，赶往当铺求助。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "353957"}
{"text": "五个人都到了，你是谁？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5861476"}
{"text": "把头等舱的食物逐一炫耀一遍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gubesmi1llj60ci0el0we02"}
{"text": "向困在赛博空间里的女朋友求婚了", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "核酸检测前需进行体能测试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotCYcK0U3zMZPa8T2tuEMIgUpELnGRbojAWIyCibKjKStBzFWOenEZTDQ"}
{"text": "好了，从现在起，我就是甘地了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3026519"}
{"text": "压力的施加方法完全不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134984"}
{"text": "灵能力者大笑", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "574227"}
{"text": "哇！这是什么球啊？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4113768"}
{"text": "我想对第一名的女士说“改变”。", "question": "除去那些想要尝试但会成为犯罪的事情，只做一次也无妨。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2937578"}
{"text": "舰长并不是说你一定要拉肚子，是不是我啊？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7031221"}
{"text": "「再见」「谢谢」比起悲伤，更想传达的是离别时的温暖和疼痛，尽力在声音消失前传递出去。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351413"}
{"text": "我把家里的钥匙丢了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667277"}
{"text": "题目主人给的恩惠星星别人都是三颗只有我一颗。", "question": "无法言喻的瞬间", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7113645"}
{"text": "明明是自己买的壁画却总是吓到自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFeDe2bLiaVlicLRJmwicPNRKf28o6DgMhh9ydDlaPNV9IATHPk3elibEhUnQ"}
{"text": "波霸（女性，89岁）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388829"}
{"text": "发现外卖擅自从包装里出来了。", "question": null, "star": 661, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "今天也和平喵~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3109216"}
{"text": "khotbyの民daiby民同意了以狗粮加倍」为条件替尿床背锅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gse2pf9ljej30ci0eltcm"}
{"text": "没想到，扮演路人的我竟然获奖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8NicMLxM4HlLicnQ2Gtxxpicftt9ic1d8XtjIkClhFfZ5crPxXtGiaG4yTGDA"}
{"text": "请思考：「据说现在男女比例二比一，我该交往男生还是女生」？", "question": "2013 年的应届毕业生有 699 万，面对这种局势，应届本科生应该选择读研还是就业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "带能立起来的扫帚。", "question": "霍格沃茨一年级新生，要带啥?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把CD还给我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvtriy0d4gj30ci0el40k"}
{"text": "早高峰也太挤了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "普通的老爷爷", "question": "男人的女儿长大后会变成什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723118"}
{"text": "东方有雾霾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9xeWksmFkMIcnFqHONR8VVHJv6AiceOExyvQictQPeWwsfoL9zMfJHkiaA"}
{"text": "五张成人票，谢谢", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvye8em62kj20yi1851kx"}
{"text": "我们被强力胶粘住了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gobl0bm08aj60x80whdoc02"}
{"text": "金田一在不在？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "现在正在加载……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4369262"}
{"text": "你信用额度低的原因不是因为你信用卡多，是因为你有欠款或者恶意透支过。", "question": "有多个前任的人是不是信用很低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第三次跑来要吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5tav5k6trj30ci0eln1q"}
{"text": "旁边的日本人没说“我要开动啦就开始吃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010CWlkUALViauSqkuljGIodt8Q2iclbTDLOxYwBGbdpBbfVX2eWc2zluicnA"}
{"text": "肯定是我先到卵子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B89oRatLf3OUepLLh1Yaw7yibHNECqdhr2YLRiarp6qA1qEwWKeFu4yIqg"}
{"text": "这次轮到贞子害怕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0A507piawKa8UAmFfhH1rtewjCvvicd0R4ugJ2TrcCOS2fE7KhFoT8E8A"}
{"text": "这额。。。陆光你说句话呀", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "老婆和闺蜜们建了个微信群，群名字叫：“嫁做人妻不开心我要买买买”群，我一看形势不妙赶紧拉着她们老公建立“老头们团结一致防止人妻败家群”。有一天她们突然想明白了，管自己叫人妻太难听了，我们要叫元气少妇，就把群名改成“元气少妇风华正茂好时光”，我们也只好把群名改成“机智老头识破人妻假装元气少妇败家群”……后来我们内部出现了叛徒，各自拖回家接受教育了", "question": "女朋友或妻子是逗逼，是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要加到超音速了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbh5jdbuewj30ci0el410"}
{"text": "还没睡醒就被妈妈叫起来吃早餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVT2DGMOQRoD8T1JKPlUZp7608lttbx8y5Q5ibicTrMYG1tl6QqU19zbIXQ"}
{"text": "我知道了，凶手就是……", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7146090"}
{"text": "啥时候能走。", "question": "高冷的人高冷的时候都会想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "内心纠结是否该用这个笑话，却又坚信它绝对能逗笑人的心态反复出现。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 102, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "感叹号❕❗️", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "三岁的儿子怀疑我在衣服里藏了个西瓜。跑过来掀衣服检查，发现并没有。歪着小脑袋思考了一会，很高兴的去告诉奶奶，他快有个小妹妹了。 我是爸爸。", "question": "身材差是一种怎样的体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "取快递。开箱验货。快递小哥递过来一个卡片，让我刮开胶带。卡片上的卡贴看着眼熟，翻过来一看，上面有我的名字，于是我就找到了我一年前丢的饭卡~~", "question": "你所经历的最巧合的事情是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "『小时候，乡愁是一片大洋』---川普，一九五六年春，潜伏开始", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEAl4BdDMvichpicpibgibicQMS4jDagJOTYOrSDDibuLN2YaHuwh0tpVrCU6A"}
{"text": "卧槽这个数据要是真的我就有诺贝尔奖了。卧槽又一个诺贝尔奖。卧槽又一个诺贝尔奖。卧槽又一个诺贝尔奖。卧槽又一个诺贝尔奖。……卧槽原来问题出在这里。", "question": "科研工作者工作时都在想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要把头和手伸出窗外，行很危险的！你看副驾驶的妈妈多乖！", "question": null, "star": 338, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h228ubye17j60tz10jagw02"}
{"text": "看过福布斯排行榜之后，要怎么鼓起勇气去挣钱？", "question": "读过那些伟大的作品之后，要怎么鼓起勇气写作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家叫我金太郎。", "question": null, "star": 425, "type": "I2T", "image": "2461533"}
{"text": "第102次求婚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4Ny5HN8kBEkRcONzyRXoLYDPKmblaslSqu5ya3rnFCEjenvmQAJ5ibCQ"}
{"text": "借用 Quora 里面的一句回答书里面能看到漏点吗？", "question": "看过《冰与火之歌》原著的人，再看进度缓慢的《权力的游戏》，能获得乐趣吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周末的白天，丈夫避开妻子的吸尘器攻击。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEyDxwlQOqc9SRNz7ziajibkWs8EmHkjDC2M11osH73kbvuavh26uYcwIYQ"}
{"text": "有水的掩护，可以尿得离经叛道而又心安理得", "question": "为什么有人会有在淋浴时小便的习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生理反应？是指看到模特动来动去心里愤怒的肾上腺素飙升到爆红灯然后礼貌地微笑着叫 ta 别动吗？", "question": "美术生在画裸体的时候如何克服自己的生理反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不值，真心的。买了几百块的游戏，发现电脑配置不够，又花 5500 配了台全新的电脑。电脑买回家又发现电脑桌太小，放不下，又花 2000 换了电脑桌。电脑桌买回来发现和房间不搭，又花 200w 换了套房。现在天天加班赚钱还贷款，根本没时间玩游戏……", "question": "花几百块买游戏玩值得吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然，武田铁矢跳了出来。", "question": "驾校常见的欺凌行为。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4175323"}
{"text": "看起来虽然没问题，但实际上很烦恼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3456686"}
{"text": "这是头等舱客人喝剩的", "question": null, "star": 729, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7pho6m06nj6140188qa202"}
{"text": "你需要注意不要一不小心在对话框里打个//，然后写出自己的心里话。", "question": "如何一边写代码一边跟女友聊天？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日本人：要修复名画吗？交给我吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtsatoCgXVhO7ia2RticibliaqlFOenQugPI09XnSBicaF1ib77ibx2eoPVicRCW0zL3I2zIhSTdbDlXic3FA"}
{"text": "不知道现在的计算机安全课是怎么讲的。我当年学的时候，有一种安全攻击手段叫做物理攻击。针对你这个具体问题来说的话，可以这么操作。撬开门锁摸进屋搬起电脑带走然后带到自己的老巢想办法开机或者调取其中的内容。嗯。所以，答案是：这是真的。具体攻击方式包括但不仅限于物理攻击。而且，其实不需要太多计算机专业知识，倒是可能需要贿赂一下开锁师傅或者自己练成绝技。", "question": "黑客有可能攻击已经关机的电脑吗（有电源，网线连着）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大相机的招牌上偷偷加上了点点，还坚称是系列公司。", "question": "大摩托车上可能会再次发生坏事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7287101"}
{"text": "我竟然用洗发水洗澡了呢～", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "暑假最后一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g58sid0ebgj20mi0mn40v"}
{"text": "顶个头球散出这么多头屑也是没谁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1fb95poeiujj20b40ahtav"}
{"text": "虽然在海里掉了，但是把海水弄脏不好，所以要带回去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2865845"}
{"text": "说的好像你能一下子找到对象似的。。。", "question": "大一的我，把重点放在好好学习上还是处对象上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "淡定地用牙齿接住了子弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ednj463pevj20at0bdt9s"}
{"text": "将军，爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6966412"}
{"text": "《叶问：全民咏春》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4r3hScH1nA66kWkc4ueWRHuqibnVcP98LcEiaicAiacSbg3ic8icQtegYuOrA"}
{"text": "“八十！八十！八.....”", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "哎？你是谁？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388768"}
{"text": "金田一最近不太常见了，原来他活跃在别的领域。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6785221"}
{"text": "我是你昨天救下的梨子现在来报恩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h35qj4giqij30ci0eltb3"}
{"text": "当你用力扯了一下衣服上的线头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyjZiaJ4eyuwP3ovTLM3ic8sRbwnYB9jibNialN7AtIj8ibx5kzS92k3czIng"}
{"text": "离下班还有三分钟时的会议", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glnlnw2t07j30ci0el0uv"}
{"text": "：好色龍在脑子里想好的人的话&我说出来的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJojAiaoTAzan8myIj2n9R45sFY0TKVCdB5HLBSJxcrdUAnpgx4sojWhjQ"}
{"text": "爷爷，那是电门，你不记得右手怎么没的了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZEn34l1UWmxcaeYzY6TuemWVOBuuFS3Q5HLCnjXu18HruK92LlYrDTA"}
{"text": "后面坐的两个人弹射坐垫发动了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "移植一个耳朵", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "耳朵里脂肪太多，听不清了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317097"}
{"text": "谁说遗憾的帅哥没有啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233871"}
{"text": "现实点的妹子好呀，不现实的妹子都看脸。", "question": "如何看待现在部分女大学生在爱情方面很「现实」的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那你是想不工作让小孩赚钱吗？", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "男生喜欢的是有小胸部的你，而不是你的小胸部。", "question": "有些男生喜欢贫乳女生的原因有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的手机保护膜宽度是不是没这么大？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5876836"}
{"text": "员工离职后岗位也敢消了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZk1RhEITicj42CrQORugne6FChX4ibZktbKRVSda1pBTsbQTRZZyo2dmag"}
{"text": "百亿债务", "question": "请用四个汉字吓唬我。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3393797"}
{"text": "万鱼丛中过，片鳞不沾身", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "锁修好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbo2minz7yj30ci0eltbh"}
{"text": "真人版猫咪大战", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7323858"}
{"text": "芥末：还没被发现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g299kej1xpj20l30l3die"}
{"text": "我们开始头顶搬运了。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6528287"}
{"text": "我在你的心脏里恋爱。", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "朝那边喊“喂”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1311367"}
{"text": "我们的字典都冰凉了！", "question": "把有名的书中的台词和艺人混在一起搞得乱七八糟，例如‘我可是很野性的哦~’", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "2630663"}
{"text": "中午回家吃午饭。", "question": "三、四线城市生活是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是这样的，之前老李看到扎克伯格用替身机器人出席听证会就很心动，考虑到百度现在的状况，为了避免公开活动时的突发情况，让开发了一套 AI 替身系统，正好在 AI 大会上拿出来试试。结果这次上台演讲出了点岔子，不知怎的散热出了点问题，后台监控全都红了。那么多人盯着又不能降频，不然可能卡顿。最后没办法只好派开发组的小王上去浇个水降温，一瓶水虽然没办法带走太多热量，但浇水带来的宝贵抹脸时间可以用来降频，避免在大庭广众下 boom。唯一的遗憾是中文逻辑核心开发时间尚短，降频期间只好用优化更好的英文核心顶过去了，不过结果看来效果还是挺不错的。", "question": "如何看待在 2019 年 7 月 3 日的百度 AI 开发者大会上李彦宏遭现场泼水 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "装死时有一个反应慢的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNBChZdjS6lJorLdKo3ic8BibkiaVHJFwMDoa8PoD4eCwVDVoKWrIxddBCA"}
{"text": "可以嫁···", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7v0484ohfj20g50ecdgu"}
{"text": "他经常被封号，为了能发帖，只能重新注册账号。", "question": "鲁迅（原名周樟寿）的笔名为何如此之多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "私房钱不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLdvKngnRTvrO8YfYFxh5VE5MKz9wVczAicibqE0iaB14KqLJwlIwmFVhjA"}
{"text": "请选择一项工具破门", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "等一下！猜拳你是赢不了的，还是让我来吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8ttxKuhxEdzrvAgySbGhIBWxoicqu4HOwqWcOwP6BQcxib8puiaECbtEhLg"}
{"text": "爸爸做的饭道太差了不可以这样说哦爸爸听到了多伤心", "question": null, "star": 821, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4qa36c4z9j61401hck0602"}
{"text": "所有国内的影视剧，我可以保证是所有，涉及到任何大量现金交易的，都没有处理好这个细节！人民币其实是非常重的，绑架案赎金 1000 万？一个行李箱？其实四个行李箱才放得下，这还是在人民币 10 万一捆扎的非常紧你抽不出一张钱的情况下！你说你提个大型行李箱就全装下了？你知道 1000 万有多重吗？我，男，180cm，提不动一个 200 万的箱子，只能拖着走。去喊 4 个彪形大汉来扛 1000 万的钱吧。任何绑匪说什么「赎金 500 万，1000 万，只准你一个人来」的话，任何银行从业人员听了应该都会觉得太弱智了吧……", "question": "有哪些在专业领域内已达成共识，但大众还是停留在旧有认识的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高中班里一妹子，级花，跟我同名不同姓。其实同名不同姓这个很常见啦，但是由于当时该级花过于美好，开学一两周就令全校男生趋之若鹜。刚开学，班里同学也分不太清谁是谁。于是，我就常被叫到走廊上，跟一陌生的手持情书的男生面面相觑。当然后来班里同学熟了就不再发生这种事了。不过，偶尔听到别的班同学说起，啊，听说你们班那个级花啊，我有同学看到觉得不过如此，那小短腿，如何如何。每当此时，我都会陷入激烈地自我反省，是不是又无意中给级花抹黑了……高一结束文理分科级花就去了文科班，但是后遗症十分漫长。反正高三偶尔去了趟楼上还被大面积围观过。叹气，大家得多失望啊！级花我对不起你 QAO", "question": "与和自己完全同名的人相处是一种怎样的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他要是说一句「我的好媳妇」，这动画还想不想播了？", "question": "你怎么看《虹猫蓝兔光明剑》中虹猫对蓝兔说的那句“我的好朋友”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "茶猎人", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "看起来很开心呢。可以帮我一下吗？……不，我想要帮助下面的那个人。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3395299"}
{"text": "爽这个单位有点太大了。实际用起来小数点太多，不实用。比较科学的方法是取对数，可以称为对爽法。这样算的话月薪 5000 就是以 5000 为底，对 62400000 取对数得 2.107。也就是月薪 5000 的人对郑爽的收入不爽程度为 2.107同理计算月薪 1000 的人对郑爽的不爽程度为 2.598月薪 2000 的人对郑爽的不爽程度为 2.361月薪 3000 的人对郑爽的不爽程度为 2.241月薪 10,000 的人对郑爽的不爽程度为 1.948月薪 100,000 的人对郑爽的不爽程度为 1.559月薪 1,000,000 的人对郑爽的不爽程度为 1.299月薪 1 爽的人对对郑爽的不爽程度为 1。这个计算方法能用比较小的数字表示出收入差距，但是没办法很直观的认识，所以还有另一个简单的计算方式。定义 1 爽为 6240 万，0 爽为 624 万，-1 爽为 62.4 万，-2 爽为 6.24 万，-3 爽为 6240，-4 爽为 624 依次类推。此法可称为负爽法。月入 5000 就可以说自己月入 8 个 -4 爽。同理可得，月入 1000 的人可以说自己月入 1.6 个 -4 爽。月入 2000 的人可以说自己月入 3.2 个 -4 爽。月入 3000 的人可以说自己月入 4.8 个 -4 爽。月入 10,000 的人可以说自己月入 1.6 个 -3 爽。月入 100,000 的人可以说自己月入 1.6 个 -2 爽。月入 1,000,000 的人可以说自己月入 1.6 个 -1 爽。上面的方法在计算低收入的时候比较准确，但是依然比较麻烦，更简单的办法是直接用公制。1 爽=6240 万，则 1 毫爽=6.24 万，1 微爽为 62.4 元。这种计算方法可以称为公爽法。以此计算，月入 5000 相当于 80 微爽。同理可得，月入 1000 的人可以说自己月入 16 微爽。月入 2000 的人可以说自己月入 32 微爽。月入 3000 的人可以说自己月入 48 微爽。月入 10,000 的人可以说自己月入 160 微爽。月入 100,000 的人可以说自己月入 1.6 毫爽。月入 1000,000 的人可以说自己月入 16 毫爽。", "question": "如果以“爽”为计量单位，你的收入是多少爽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别被骗了！那家伙不是维尔塔斯原创的老头子！", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "4847822"}
{"text": "你怎么也在小兰家啊？", "question": null, "star": 336, "type": "I2T", "image": "5207793"}
{"text": "绝地武士疫情期间上网课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOckFMHBN4swa04RrobKeENwkhzbDoqRCyRmPibfShvSsmT3YI1Q8o5vbQ"}
{"text": "那个人好像没有排队结账吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5605133"}
{"text": "我借读在海南省最好的中学高考，我记得这么多届高考口号一直没变 ：「九月陆上见」。", "question": "在三、四线城市生活是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小区里有一个100 多岁的老爷爷 ，身体特硬朗，脸色也很红润饱满，看上去就像七八十岁的样子。老爷子平时有个爱好，喜欢上街买菜走动走动，顺便锻炼锻炼， 过年时有几天老爷子突然不上街走动了 。孙子们以为他哪儿不舒服，就问他 :「太爷爷，您最近怎么不上街啦？」老太爷说：「和那些七八十的小屁孩根本没有语言可讲！完全沟通不了！」", "question": "装逼成功是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "升了一级体力补满了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evv5atl5ecj209x09mjtd"}
{"text": "成为流动的人。", "question": "连续吃365天的拉面会发生什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3750406"}
{"text": "看起来很好吃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5984756"}
{"text": "龟叫它的伙伴。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6761214"}
{"text": "它的用户基本不找我聊天。", "question": "腾讯有哪些让人讨厌的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "婚活", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "话到嘴边却突然说不出来壹得难受", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoid8v1se3j20a709rq40"}
{"text": "非常抱歉！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6513928"}
{"text": "你多大了？ Juhachi! 那我来辅导你吧。 骗你的……", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5240144"}
{"text": "就拍赵忠祥（哪怕张国立濮存昕），搬个马扎坐那，给我们读一遍《三体》，我都觉得算放过了《三体》。哪怕读删减版呢？！", "question": "如何评价《三体》将要拍成电影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为找不到厕所所以只能拉在钢盔里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicVJNQCTdOw3IlYdjtnwvOdvvrvjuvyOrRymG2ZzB3MPUTp7CywUayQA"}
{"text": "绝对有人会拿NatsuD开玩笑，虽然我对NatsuD不太了解。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3386888"}
{"text": "我从现在起要作为木板活下去！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4170658"}
{"text": "被鲨鱼吃掉已经有一段时间了，别说还挺舒服的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYHdictzmHuxX8eLuibBbkiaSH7vCL2SvU4yvVcLgEKDPEJoNGcwlmHmGFQ"}
{"text": "如果转世成了穷人的情况。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 724, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "纹身的话～♪只要有你在身边～我的心就会歌唱～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6554072"}
{"text": "我在模仿加山雄三大哥唱海啊~我的海啊~时，被观众喊道这里是不是沼泽啊！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "2265187"}
{"text": "在此之前的努力是什么？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4907708"}
{"text": "不是段子。5 年前，我们分公司计划在人流量大的体育馆门口买一个门面，以后可以做自营厅。房东报价 180 万。发起了请购流程后，流程走啊走的，整个文件上一共有 53 位领导批示。这已经差不多一年时间过去了。随后第 54 位领导，终于留下了同意两个字。这时房东报价 300 万。", "question": "你所在的企业的工作效率能有多低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "兰派发怒了。", "question": "和儿童房的叔叔阿姨交往怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389080"}
{"text": "拟人化已经做到这种程度了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6674285"}
{"text": "我口水都流下来了！", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "吃了我的红豆烧，可不只是这样就能解决的哦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4974326"}
{"text": "好大一个蓝莓啊", "question": null, "star": 195, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h85t5c09mej60u00z8aep02"}
{"text": "当你形容室友的脚有多臭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2iceen6Vojr33vE5SE9CjEoXPOvfbARjZssfoth3kpWWH6dUVP5Uc0skw"}
{"text": "我长胡子了。", "question": "是什么让你突然决定再也不穿 JK 制服、Lolita 裙出门？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "画作名：大坨鼻屎取出留念", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1ga5julu6oej20yi1d2hb7"}
{"text": "圣诞礼物都走快递了，要失业了", "question": null, "star": 149, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "花、啤酒、烟和成人杂志的供品。", "question": "如果放在最恐怖的灵异地点，虽然能让人害怕但也能感到安慰的东西。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "4149846"}
{"text": "其实这是能显现出你在想什么的衣服。'你别瞎想了w虽然我并没有那种衣服。' '这真是个大谎话。'", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6989906"}
{"text": "2021 年 12 月中旬，杭州出差。从公司忙完准备地铁回酒店，地铁入口几个穿防护服的安保操着普通话围着一个老伯要求出示健康码。老伯穿着朴素说贵州方言，双方语音不通，都情绪激动！我不是贵州人，但作为重庆人的我来说，老伯说的贵州话我能听懂 99.99%。西南三省一市自古是一家，雷锋精神瞬间附体，自告奋勇的上前充当翻译。在老伯终于搞清楚了进地铁站只是例行检查而不是要没收手机后，他爽快的把手机递给我给他操作健康码，说他儿子给他申请过，前几天他们去外地还用了的。接过华为 P40，比我的 P30 新很多。找的支付宝，点开健康码。。。。。。。身边人瞬间弹开不少于 5 米！是的，你们都没猜错：红码！！！！！老人前几天去的外地是绍兴上虞，对的他就是去参加了一场葬礼，他儿子开车送他去的！然后我就坐在免费吃喝的酒店里面给各位写这个回答！", "question": "你在不经意间看见过什么不该看见的东西或者事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "‘成绩单给家长签字", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3QXPiboKVYcvqg0to1QIia0pFHYQibbJbXywhODaMYvF8hkzQva3pAgRRw"}
{"text": "穿越到未来看到了南方的变种蟑螂", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "经纪公司说要给我包装一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VoaG1OTv0JAQkpPbNwARBweHDGQteh1WPgf8mSzBIKtO3icnqJgVevCw"}
{"text": "那是他生前最后一句话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6wz4ki9ftj30ci0eltbt"}
{"text": "网络含义", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "没有什么东西能在我手中超过5秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YzsuRbIa2VlzhJPnU3vhaFnzMvJKrImEeU6uYSxw0ricbpy9Z05kWCvg"}
{"text": "我爸一老同事，十几年前的时候在派出所值班，半夜无聊放录像带看鬼片。正准备看到高潮的时候，有个人在身后拍了他肩膀，他抬头，一个满脸血污的人在盯着他。然后他就晕了。满脸血污的人郁闷至极，被坏人砍得遍体鳞伤，挣扎着来派出所报警，警察还晕了过去。最后他打了 120，两个人一起被送去医院治疗了。", "question": "警界有哪些经典笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所以你给我带的纸呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8LPcLIHSpjIibcYH9iaIJyeGBg3TU6TDqYZGTfKaTxYAn3yAm4tUtzicXw"}
{"text": "头顶是架子鼓镲片", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3lwmqbecrj60ui0u07a402"}
{"text": "排了半天发现隔壁队伍开始动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoTiaZEicB5TTcBm4jj7zgTdKCUjmE3icPlZpVPHM53FeTKAjkdxHezNZpw"}
{"text": "葬礼上旁边有人讲了一个超好笑的笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux46Z5eaCJ4pJ369H00lExhA1EpMJpG1qpd8wFHpE0TQ2rjhxWUWAUrvA"}
{"text": "我已经不需要更多的钱了，但是用不完啊。", "question": "一生中至少要说出一次的话", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3599186"}
{"text": "看电视的时候要-", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4428266"}
{"text": "咱们来谈谈吧~好了，谈完了~", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5003771"}
{"text": "小松同学加入了阿尔塔。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "78952"}
{"text": "钢琴架里的小人儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNia9ibaYVINkTibOwMTEW73tC5hrt3Dd6vID5HRYITQcgACOprRU68nF2g"}
{"text": "王老虎", "question": "一个大叔竟然对《美少女战士》这么了解，他是谁啊？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777571"}
{"text": "儿子在向女孩靠近并摇晃着腰部。像父亲一样…", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6851880"}
{"text": "少年屁是我看过的唯一一部由印度人主演，但从头到尾都没有人突然跳出来载歌载舞的电影。", "question": "如何评价《少年派的奇幻漂流》这部电影？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一老婆，你少吃点宵夜吧一为什么一我睡觉已经开始往你那边滚了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZsta2pOncDibExJ9lHvfIg7NI1Wic9ZsrkSQclibU0IExia9ziaZ6ZKSxZlfbxQ"}
{"text": "不堪一鸡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1BjQh8jHNtAOOSmjljJp3sqe3jwXDfgUB4q7BhchWu8VneGMFibs2kcg"}
{"text": "吃屎不会引发疾病，是疾病会引发吃屎。", "question": "吃屎有可能引发什么疾病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟别的女孩子约会的时候，从她那里收到了标题为“选择”的邮件", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06DiaGKvibXPHT4Q3b31h7JW2QhqjwUScGCjQ6ksUOM2MP57ZGUOtgp4l2w"}
{"text": "爸爸最好的下酒菜就是想象你害怕时的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eabdzbyt7sj20b30cvwg7"}
{"text": "那必定要拿出最经典的这一句：-“你啷个嫩个嘞个也？”-“我啷个嫩个嘞个了嘛？”", "question": "你所在城市的哪句方言体现了浓厚的地域特色？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假发和假眉毛", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "戴着耳机时的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q10CWYgQxWpjSrzibEGibx4VHsVhFE9YLWwpXdry0dZ63grKSG0w3ibreLXlwBZmUIC62yibxTxweyLA"}
{"text": "那个孩子，吃这个的是海獭啊！去水族馆一次，然后再来吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5437981"}
{"text": "哎呀！你是骗子啊！？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318516"}
{"text": "你们这些图啊，也就一般", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kiaib5bo9RREGFUPKLzeeONCibicJO0WBjrRxUVI2Hy3l72wgGoIwD0ZhOQ"}
{"text": "我对中岛最近把滑梯叫做清扫机感到烦躁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348900"}
{"text": "你能不用开玩笑地告诉我吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6392255"}
{"text": "17层的朋友你们好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulybcq2EMspVCTMCScsicVsWOL4InHHeiaBYw5YX8YgPCFVIra29DiakKuA"}
{"text": "你看到的是「你不满18岁吗？」的页面，所以让你旁边的叔叔按下Enter键。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1217291"}
{"text": "老拜别怕，拉粪车马上就到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icicnqibFbaXbTicuRb4seOvrq8T3rLIFpEafv9wgqDrjCd7WlzLc7A2cyQ"}
{"text": "热的时候会出现在梦里的珍珠奶茶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6331396"}
{"text": "要求五险一金，英文简历写的是 five risk one gold。", "question": "你看过的简历中，最好玩的一段是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄的走廊中毒治疗方法出乎意料。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302522"}
{"text": "炸鸡块", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7218899"}
{"text": "摆脱强力胶啦！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "最好不要把猫放旁边……o(╥﹏╥)o ", "question": "拼图有什么技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次听说有人看夏洛克是冲着颜值去的，既然如此，那我推荐你看《非常 6+1》。", "question": "有哪些像《神探夏洛克》的颜值和剧情都好看的剧?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问这个有S号的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGHJWlk01mMEHk6b1ZJZamk75LEvuvHZjvh7pQ27FAn7MHc5F0d9mChA"}
{"text": "永别了人类", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgbxibjEMepbsRL8XkbRXPicXmR00dSE2Zbh2n48HZCQdcZEBbGXPjeWY3Cib8DvicsRswMc0diapgehzg"}
{"text": "上司模仿了我。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "不自量力这个成语告诉我们不要自学量子力学。", "question": "如何用通俗语言解释一下量子力学?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先绕到身后然后按哪个键来着", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "求婚表白说得太失败了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1exfw1fmj5qj209f0bnac3"}
{"text": "我的大学专业和我的工作内容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKzlmlY1brX9Fiau5I5EdnXLsxYcOLiadCahdFNY90dAqrExgURyibav81N4lLiboJ1miaWHcXwxkIIqg"}
{"text": "你扔蛋糕好列等我许完愿啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkR1qdh8ZIEKk5yXUrg1BlTcm5W9VEWpfGlKCrcegfkS7g8uS1gh5iaWA"}
{"text": "骨折后被自己的鱼刺卡到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DricDI937A0pQKQjHMHCZictfaIXMPqLleH4VvQzic6UBpacnaIFiby4uiasA"}
{"text": "拳拳捶你胸口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWHcSZLramdXjcFkibPTCUMeGws3WKlxHTPPm39p0VaWTQBJoLFmCMDnw"}
{"text": "你居然想抖机灵。。。", "question": "当女生说「你没错，你哪里错了，你一点错也没有」如何回答才显得聪明伶俐，幽默风趣？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戒指……？?", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grsfawykegj61301dcgto02"}
{"text": "是我小瞧夏天的路面了", "question": null, "star": 304, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glsarxkxqdj610v1d6dsb02"}
{"text": "失手把弓和箭一起射了出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4gWz3MFgcFic6J6htcb6OcHW2JhBCOStSI6wJKFGpzJJ09ibJ6UUcP7Xg"}
{"text": "上勾拳！", "question": null, "star": 63, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "再也不玩炸弹人游戏了啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "285683"}
{"text": "「小夫……可以别再欺负大雄了吗？」『『说什么呢？好戏还在后头呢～』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwrmnjikt0j30ci0eln0f"}
{"text": "出木杉「……」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhyowb718sj30ci0elgqw"}
{"text": "我就是那个平田啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4502440"}
{"text": "向义勇军强力呼吁", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6434516"}
{"text": "人的实际能力千差万别，做梦的本事却不分伯仲。", "question": "为什么现在好多年轻人一万块都掏不出来，却觉得一百万很少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天黑的时候拼命吃串。", "question": "你玩狼人杀有什么独家技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "醒来后，啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。", "question": "绝望的周末", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2621298"}
{"text": "彼得也站起来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5255290"}
{"text": "火药天啊，这个当时竟然是用来治疗的……而现在变成治各种不服的了。", "question": "人类历史上无意间完成的壮举都有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "左上的忘了戴美瞳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpMQODg6lwLoC6sGkdNEibRB8ggLxvQIfPH7YZZBhG0qHH5eymbhhw4rg"}
{"text": "又来广告了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344150"}
{"text": "我们来组成菊部！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8JBXHjdplxqTQumatqojnqtZSyDrrsNJTneAlW7DcunSfibBBO2dJp1w"}
{"text": "在还不懂恋爱的时候，转学的孩子清晨来访，羞涩地递给我...至今仍觉得不可思议，它一直动着。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6599568"}
{"text": "啊，已经睡了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAQ690cCfZt8UczW0gDia71sSibcYetx8umYPWXyVgXJPQXzNjGJnCOkuw"}
{"text": "你们是来拉屎的吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8OlJMCcXlyUStmnh2yw9w0O1FOCXOicI8zJ42uOaTYgAYKDicicdz7ibnwA"}
{"text": "喂，你这个肉食动物，我要吃了你！", "question": null, "star": 1052, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348338"}
{"text": "因为有丝分裂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXLMsaYwEs0HlLyx8PFNrAsH2WoIb87suNBwtZGWYickH2XoNwZd0ql2g"}
{"text": "师傅不会生气的，想吃八戒的人诚实地举手吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibmJLc9w2iaewpQqibHS8Wtp5Fk6RHdLWnPicbdXfY07ziceHg8RCd43B8Gg"}
{"text": "看到我的时候，为什么只有你会这样看我？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2770054"}
{"text": "过年席上，我医学博士的表叔明确回答我爸，「只要身体适应，喝凉水没有任何问题」。我爸听了又反复求证无果，世界观及近崩塌，眼神空洞，脸色苍白，不能自己……手里的筷子都抖了几下。作为从来不喝热水的我，真真是大快人心……", "question": "世界观突然间颠覆是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "点P从顶点A出发，每秒移动1厘米，经过B并到达C。", "question": null, "star": 1057, "type": "I2T", "image": "1710693"}
{"text": "不好了队长！队长从船上掉下去了！队长？你在听吗队长！？可恶……为什么不回话呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6m92tmn2bj30ci0eljvh"}
{"text": "只有自己领到2个糯米团子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h82ke85ch8j30ci0eljsn"}
{"text": "//:狱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "透过猫眼看看谁来了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "我是考了100分的静香让我教你学习吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzlg51ic4wj30ci0eladw"}
{"text": "『抓到啦！』「被抓到啦！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwxe806984j30ci0eltbo"}
{"text": "学校运动会的传说(•̀⌄•́)女子跳高比赛，一位学姐摔地上了，裁判叫旁边两个男生：「扶一下扶一下！」然后精彩绝伦的时刻到了！两位直男配合默契，扶起了杆……学姐风中凌乱……", "question": "你见过最不解风情的男生有多夸张？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我现在要洗澡了，我要努力保持生活的平静。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1743880"}
{"text": "调皮的按摩师顺手贴了一张“我是傻逼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksvibUntrw7WLnTtJEwcFK9yFs8u9T9ribANRyfZoXnvp43wFzNoH3Vw4A"}
{"text": "电影院里坐后排的人没礼貌到令人发指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8XEa6Lc7Ao72kVcib5lrFWhl2P4a19IWAom760N8PmUTvEJ8CiawOuvPw"}
{"text": "这题我会，数摄像头，一只手能数过来的是苹果。", "question": "蒙着眼，你能摸出来一款手机是苹果还是安卓的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无骨鸡爪工厂下班了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbziceVia2qXI6YicWKfFLrLZRgM2hDWgHFEAF6SVLmrVEjNN6IEI1CIn49vw"}
{"text": "忍不住要扑过去辣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu4u7hp34xj20c80c8jsd"}
{"text": "不做亲子鉴定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6cOVgQuOJpHQBu63xs6gRhR6vW4m8GTmC0ibO0O31XDYvRib9Hsqnqj5w"}
{"text": "洗澡水真 XXX 烫！！！", "question": "有哪些男生有女朋友之后才知道的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "科幻世界上一期看的。貌似是木星考察，宇航员扔了个探测器，结果失联了，后来发现被木星上的风暴捕获了，后来才发现这些风暴就是一种生命体，那个探测器就是被一个男性风暴（划掉）抓到了，想作为礼物去求婚。但是他们风暴之间也有种群，想脱离种群去别处，但是路过别的种群要交过路费，也就是被吸收一部分能量风暴会衰减。这小伙子找到心上人的时候快死了，结果遇到了大佬（大红斑），给了他点力量，活下来求婚了。那姑娘把探测器给大红斑，被大佬又扔回太空了。最后人类又找到了探测器，通过分析了解了这些风暴就是生命体，但是最蛋疼的就是，无法交流。真是个悲伤的故事呢。", "question": "科幻作品中有哪些有趣的生物形态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送？这里的台词是我念？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm50wmf00yj30ci0elq92"}
{"text": "儿子啊，跟别人说话要看着对方的眼睛，不要看发际线，听到了吗？", "question": null, "star": 441, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlkl3oh4xj611o184doq02"}
{"text": "被裤裆拉链夹住的痛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqfle6ahx2j30ci0elajq"}
{"text": "如果我回答了你这个问题，就证明我没有资格回答这个问题。我也很绝望啊。", "question": "真的很想努力学习，可是每天都拒绝不了手机的诱惑。学霸们有什么建议吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在马拉松比赛中一开始就全力以赴的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6903648"}
{"text": "加油，我们一起努力！", "question": "满屏都是让人想哭的年代剧的配乐。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3733869"}
{"text": "时空犯罪 -> 时空犯罪", "question": "机器猫不能做绝对不可以做的事情吧？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6987681"}
{"text": "优点：思考时可以锻炼大脑缺点：没有得到星星会感到有点沮丧", "question": "告诉我健忘的好处和坏处。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3325308"}
{"text": "别泄露了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6678046"}
{"text": "由于至今仍未找到，所以糊涂的数量增加了这么多。", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "劲儿这么大肯定是个大鱼", "question": null, "star": 438, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsbrwk1u9lj61501he10z02"}
{"text": "如果孩子是你的，应该如果孩子不是你的，不应该如果妻子是你的，孩子也是你的，应该如果妻子是你的，孩子不是，看你自己如果妻子不是你的，孩子是你的，跟她老公商量如果妻子孩子都不是你的，就别想了，跟你也没啥关系不是。", "question": "丈夫照顾坐月子的妻子是理所应当的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "默认字体大写 i 和小写 l 分不清I 这个是大写 il 这是小写 l", "question": "iPhone 有哪些令人无法忍受的缺点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！那不是我的小时工资吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7114930"}
{"text": "神马？我是2P？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnruhrzhblj20fn0e4n25"}
{"text": "刘备三吃茅庐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nsaTD3PtISJibtM6qMVS7aMJu7hz9icbEDC3hib53H9BssjsJOCTNUVQ8A"}
{"text": "没经过我同意就买了天文望远镜，被骂了，正在罚站。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138135"}
{"text": "不是很懂你们碳基生物的代谢方式。————孙悟空", "question": "孙悟空饭量如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爸以前是装甲兵，玩战地一的时候他确实说这游戏挺真的，跟看电影似的，有一次我把房屋撞烂了但是卡在里面出不来了。他说：「要是坦克驾驶员都跟你这一样还是回家生孩子吧。」「爸你这不就回家生孩子来了么。」「去去去，回屋看书去。」", "question": "假期回家如何向长辈解释你玩的游戏内容？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次自己化妆的银角大王", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "嗨！我是史蒂夫·乔布斯！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4134525"}
{"text": "今年羊年，吉祥物叫阳阳，鸡年肿么办，不敢想。", "question": "2015 年央视羊年春晚有哪些亮点和槽点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「赫奇帕奇扣 5 分。」「抱歉，斯内普教授，但这是我的草药学课。」「恭喜你隆巴顿，格兰芬多扣 10 分。」", "question": "如果斯内普成为了霍格沃茨的幽灵会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再见……其实我也只是程序罢了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrCu1SQGnKaDDtYtcoEfpEyWWmtLcLV9xuVpKNI0xH2cgNg2YJ2gy5EQ"}
{"text": "力量：99999999智力：1", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicYDj8OibpWSianF39Z0BIvOjPf4ic8icibfzTurs48JxX3IpHfwf3hxXmwGw"}
{"text": "由于群聊服务器崩了所以我们改成人工的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXicQXm7EAnXjX6gIq15OX00dQGviaVicPsHCj0Xu5jDJIQtLEQjkozafj5n0tTvFrlGiaoznibL4BvKw"}
{"text": "客人是第一次来这种店吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8n3qnmmaij30ci0elwft"}
{"text": "这是旁边的客人请的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibqCcoakbkWS6BYqwmxVGSEjEia03ibE4eGvCPjLRfrMqiacQ7RtQ0OUhibA"}
{"text": "围绕图片，写一篇作文字数不少于800，题材不限", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3va2aloXbr6aw6oySSI1LOIGG1vUcl8s45GiatNtcRKiccc44IUCPmUtw"}
{"text": "背景音乐一直播放着LOVEPHANTOM。", "question": "在3,7经营的鬼屋中常见的事情。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857310"}
{"text": "我真是倒霉透顶，和山田同学三年同班，却从未说过话。现在只能把罪名推给坐我旁边的这个家伙了。", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "电视机前的同学们请跟我一起念，I swear……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUTBakEMOgZw47S4169D20cHUnCUqWeAhO96k4Ol85ZegicMEhgCzRCDww"}
{"text": "送？！蓝战士出车祸了需要打钱？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hheyerzj3ij30ci0el0x0"}
{"text": "这盒饭的量也太少了吧。", "question": "请向7-11投诉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383026"}
{"text": "「喂？是我吗？啊，杨主任啊，内个，我吧，长度只有 10 厘米，每次只能两分钟，总是心有余而力不足啊。咱们这个药对我这种情况有效果吗？」（知乎日报注：戳「查看知乎讨论」可阅读全文）", "question": "如果有一天你在末日的废墟中发现一台收音机，那么你觉得里面会在播放什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "教授出差鹿儿岛，我假装去迎接他，实际上却在指宿享受沙浴的八公。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4815037"}
{"text": "「不是叫你别来了吗！『为什么要开除我嘛！』给我出去！别坐在我座位上！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp28ieiucoj30ci0elwi0"}
{"text": "就是你偷了我电池", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "无头企士异闻录", "question": null, "star": 405, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "皮卡丘吃饭啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7686p9ws0j20m30m3dih"}
{"text": "“大师兄！方丈明明说过，这门少林功夫向来是传女不传儿、传媳不传婿，你怎么……”", "question": "「深夜主人公在少林寺偷窥大师兄练神功」如何神展开地续写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就是生物学老师的档案吗", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "不戴，戴上口罩就没人知道我是白人啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6py8ZPEx88nkHKJibO9hIiaAgibCbHrBha2m0HgiauIVF7rXMovwYJxHI4Rgw"}
{"text": "男二号偷偷在哭戏的遗书里写笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcl9fr5RCaqMic7fia4z87icftbcSFezZ0YOk7n8l52aqPQfOKSpVWvCzLQ"}
{"text": "即使性感照片模糊了星星超过100颗，如果题目被删除，星星也会消失。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "老实是不强求不属于自己的东西，懦弱是不强求属于自己的东西。", "question": "怎样区分老实与懦弱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我把钓竿掉到海里了。", "question": "意外地钓到了东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7027819"}
{"text": "第15746只羊说：该起床了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nF3bKncdiaSqnpIa2aEvXqqY6Pw1FYNINHyYicNggrC8icBBdLr0yOQpiaXQ"}
{"text": "水素水的中文意思是“氢水”。", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "进击的巨人的城墙高度约为10米。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "别害羞嘛！老爸也一起拍纪念照吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfaqi75p16j30ci0eljvv"}
{"text": "婚前：给你煮了汤，快喝了，等会早点睡。婚后：叫你整天不运动，抱着个电脑，比我还差。有孩子后： 带口罩，去隔壁睡。", "question": "男孩给女孩发短信「我感冒了」，该如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快撑不到服务区了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwv2yfme6tj30ci0eltcs"}
{"text": "跟你说了不要看美杜莎吧", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "我们已经组成团队三年了。", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "表姐在牛津读博，材料学，国家公费四年，结果实验用的仪器一年十二个月里要坏七八个月，愣是读了五年多才能毕业。本来觉得没有比这个更倒霉的了，后来得知她的一位德国同学在牛津读博，研究小行星的，四年里都在围绕一颗小行星做研究，在最后一年要出报告的时候，小行星被撞没了……", "question": "不好的运气可以多大程度上毁掉一个人的努力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个男人边脱衣服边说：今晚一定要你叫得超大声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjK9ooER9AHDa9J5vMpygmt7M1Ko8frkRugX43UkRic4rpRVvPy9QP0Jicg"}
{"text": "我打算吓一吓正在床底下睡觉的老婆，没想到进来一个陌生男人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3681741"}
{"text": "艺兴这小子还是太年轻了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkifes6j20b60ad0u0"}
{"text": "刚刚穿上保暖的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8m2fe8rrqj20fq0eadjh"}
{"text": "米花町转来了一支少年侦探团", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1lyakfunfj30ci0elgp4"}
{"text": "宣告三个月寿命的方式很乐观。", "question": null, "star": 520, "type": "I2T", "image": "855856"}
{"text": "沙漠里的绿洲居民找回了绿色。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7319969"}
{"text": "理发师：剪得不短吧？", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "我救了一群乌鸦，但已经来不及了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3942419"}
{"text": "同一个题目，两次都犯傻地度过。", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "高中一好哥们姓何，他大伯叫何德，他爸叫何能。", "question": "名字太大压不住是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们学校既有归宅部，也有顾问。", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "别偷东西了！", "question": "把两部经典电影混合在一起弄乱。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4831274"}
{"text": "主人见到雪后在院子里兴奋地跑来跑去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glsa70nzsdj30ci0elwju"}
{"text": "在碧安卡和弗洛拉之间非常认真地纠结后，最终选择了碧安卡。", "question": "生活的琐事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5315258"}
{"text": "我很困扰。请你不要太早回来。我们家计划今晚进行防盗演习。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6471527"}
{"text": "燕麦片！它让我感觉我是匹马…", "question": "什么东西是你一直想吃但真正吃到后又觉得很难吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "完全没吹口哨啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6618655"}
{"text": "“停电啦，那今天的晚自习不上了。”没有人知道那个英雄是我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAIRWnS3RzKgeKZC0qu9uUgMyu4pVicGTMgYtHoibZv3PTxTCImRsNYawA"}
{"text": "是你在 啧啧啧么", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "老爷爷剥桃子的时候，婴儿身上有五个红点。", "question": "请把这个故事讲完。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6791241"}
{"text": "Facebook", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZytnyYbaaffzaqkppC33hJueGJ8aWicNTKpUCLgboGiabjHmcO6NXxpxTNQLicrHatoQQFRMQxJjlg"}
{"text": "别强人所难，自己却做不到。", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "某评论员解说奥运比赛（好像不是半决就是八强赛）时说过一句：这比赛还没有全运会小组赛好看……", "question": "有哪些中国乒乓球梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有个蛋蛋魅力！！你认为她们会觉着一个黑胖子光着膀子满头大汗地炒面很有魅力么？她们只是觉得帅哥身穿一尘不染的厨师服面带微笑地做甜点牛排很有魅力。", "question": "为什么很多女生都觉得会做菜的男生很有魅力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尿床一半醒了", "question": null, "star": 171, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpi1er3hv9j60xy199wkh02"}
{"text": "别打了裁判，他快没气了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5bzfc6g1rj30ci0elag1"}
{"text": "在他面前吃起了拉面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr9ycn0g6hj30ci0el44f"}
{"text": "来吧，吃吧。", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "被赶下飞机的乘客终于找到了自己的机票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROyn1c0Kt7Jviame1IE2nvX40xRp5KWTj9rZEZ03kSAwxUQSaLTicwtcFz0Y3yc6onQjhTiaC2NbgQg"}
{"text": "早餐", "question": "在名古屋，每天早上吃饭是很普遍的。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5985123"}
{"text": "这家人说要给我添双筷子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtJPa3OxUunsY52Kz2BxUAA5lx6JG0gg0X7Fm7x526n9qNJCSfJeJCRQ"}
{"text": "高考前日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1havxzeelzcj30ci0elgmg"}
{"text": "为省钱自己贴的手机膜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eorpi8bt5ej20a008ijtj"}
{"text": "这次一定要召唤出主刀大夫！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efvkacfo45j20ax0ait9w"}
{"text": "将铜离子溶液放到牛奶中会引起蛋白质变性，形成沉淀，这个现象叫做铜盐聚乳。", "question": "有哪些笑话只有具备了一定的化学知识才能听懂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "------- 滚床单吗？------- 滚！", "question": "你见过哪些绝妙的双关？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胃里有东西。", "question": null, "star": 422, "type": "I2T", "image": "2009965"}
{"text": "是的......您说的没错，这件衣服很适合我。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998020"}
{"text": "私密照片外流。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1470934"}
{"text": "我老公……就是哭。一米八的大男人窝在一个旮旯里噼里啪啦掉眼泪，至于我婆婆也没工夫劝他，听我在产房里嚎叫吓的她心脏直抽抽，想抽根烟静静结果把垃圾桶点着了在那忙着灭火。这些画面简直太美。", "question": "妻子进产房后，丈夫能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "班主任午休位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4lJyGkWraBHWwq79NDstiaU12PR499P8ajBpIKdHHFPD5APN3PTlcgL3UdZ2Gu5tMiaBVNpqTiaIUA"}
{"text": "你：我期末考试想及格。谋士：上策：好好学习，每堂课都去，每次点名都到，课后习题都做，预习复习做好。肯定能及格。而且没有副作用。好处是不光能及格，甚至能考 90，而且学完之后能记住这些知识点以后能用上。中策：前期随便浪，临近考试的时候翻老师划的重点，突击复习，死记硬背。没有副作用，也没有好处，估计是上不了 90，而且考完就忘了。下策：作弊。副作用是被抓就 0 分。还可能连累其他科目。学期开始时，你有上中下三策可以选，但是你考虑到自己根本起不来床，宁愿打游戏也不想上课，所以上策 pass。学期快结束时，上策已经不具备可行性，你实行了中策，然后发现老师没划重点，上课没听连死记硬背都找不到头绪，熬了一天夜觉得还是玩手机比较容易。考试前一天，上策和中策都不具备可行性。你只剩下下策能选。谋士：你为啥不选上策？", "question": "古代谋士为什么有上中下三策，而君主却不选上策?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好。", "question": "我明天是生日，准确地说，是出生的纪念日。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548085"}
{"text": "那就是，消灭桃子的家伙。", "question": "随便说一下这个故事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1979138"}
{"text": "沙发派 vs 沙发派", "question": "在大冢家具对立的背后，大马鹿家具也在对立。原因是什麼？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1317403"}
{"text": "熬夜到下一轮睡觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5852089"}
{"text": "展示新型钻头。", "question": "在大阪万博会中，吉本可能会做什么样的展览呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4189717"}
{"text": "菊花茶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibNvvgV6bF2URMe3qTkyibk3A0H3pHBKutaibbichNlEMh229B3Hh3pTIrw"}
{"text": "食欲和性欲交换的世界。人类到了青春期会对食物的兴趣觉醒；小时候发现父亲半夜煎了一份牛排喂给母亲；男生偷偷对着一本旧菜谱流口水；女生偶然发现自己在用的香蕉剥开后吃起来很甜；开在僻静小巷中的恋人餐厅分成隔间供情侣们享受美食与甜点；怀孕则只需通过两人共同吃下一份做法特殊的料理。与此相反的是，尽管人类无需进食就能生存，但每日的性欲会自动积累，达到阈值没有发泄会理性崩坏乃至死亡。所以每个人生下来就自然学会通过手和工具来满足自己；孤单的人会一个人在角落里 DIY，朋友间会互相帮忙或用道具，甚至直接 1V1、1V 多、多 V 多；家人、恋人、师生、同事之间都是很正常的，既是满足生理欲望，也是一种十分正常普遍的社交行为。故事就发生在这个世界的日常，我们的主角是两名普通的中学生，从一个平凡的早上开始……", "question": "你构想过什么样的架空世界观？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "路过烧鸡窗口但每一只都是吃不起的样子", "question": null, "star": 330, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "哎？喝酒了还不能开车吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3976011"}
{"text": "走廊罚站耐久赛上展现了压倒性的经验差距", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go35f0iftkj30ci0elwgd"}
{"text": "扔进马桶的套套", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXm0WMcA2ohYfNAOTHm9whibXeliaFMZuXrgwjF9bPf9jIMXqnibPiciccIzg"}
{"text": "好的，今天的面试就到这里结束。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6654416"}
{"text": "敬礼目送他下沉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ojbl6d3xj30ci0elab7"}
{"text": "因为不懂规则，随便乱动结果对方认输了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7383618"}
{"text": "无法理解木村那颗不知道在想什么的心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2234695"}
{"text": "【新闻】科学家发现了治疗愚蠢的方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9EJqj59PPxmIPUX65jQrAKWyKG3x8dU1kbC8GcsshI34YicqB8FoDfSA"}
{"text": "1.开跑工地的老面包车。红灯，刹车，中间拉门掉下来了，去捡门的时候，旁边公交车一片欢笑。2.还是那辆车，被追尾了，后车保险杠掉了，我让他走了，因为真看不出来他撞我哪儿了。现在估计早报废了，那车真是耐操，四缸机，拔了两个缸线，还 TM 跑挺欢，就是咳嗽。", "question": "在生活中你是否有开廉价车时被歧视的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "糟了！我的竹蜻蜓马上就要不转了", "question": null, "star": 413, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h438f9kkknj61401hcqca02"}
{"text": "好的，我来啦！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "482715"}
{"text": "小沙子的三室一厅公寓。", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "恋爱活动", "question": "请告诉我一些中学校里没有但可能存在的东西。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855104"}
{"text": "一个人如果把舌头伸出嘴巴外，就没办法急促的呼吸了", "question": "你知道的最可笑的冷知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "后面还有，先烧我", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "香蕉可以作为零食吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151059"}
{"text": "憋了一晚上的屁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6yrk1bW6PlygSprqfbb1rvIrsQmGeowsMLJdToriccrD3Sb8Rym3efdQ"}
{"text": "搬家公司的训练强度很大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyjpM10vJSwlwbXnHBRdmia2stgsXdkoiaRMJz92yY0xusHvBkkZciaCwzYBI0TfCfpZZgesibaztcGQ"}
{"text": "幼儿园算数比赛冠军的手。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDEVqrnGibFYxcT8P7or2aYq9enic3ccOibXEDUHvdLn1s0VN0ibfHton0fxGqen3J9cbNurh6n1v2og"}
{"text": "眼镜框太大了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3857126"}
{"text": "老大！我回来了！这是您要的防弹背心！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eptv98e2g8j209s09vac6"}
{"text": "就炒了个饭而已...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5089194"}
{"text": "终于从减肥中解放出来的喜悦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZJt32oEiaJaiaAMaNaxtHxGaYialUNagkZv5ibcYLtB4NvKQMiadRZw1RWYw"}
{"text": "耳目一新？是的，那时候根本没看过其他小说或者电视剧女一被配角玷污，却没有怀孕。", "question": "当看到小龙女被尹志平玷污这个情节时，你有什么感想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美味的秘密在于与美好的伴侣和店家的热爱。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6519627"}
{"text": "我确实听到了放屁的声音。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3190751"}
{"text": "因为建筑和画画没有选秀。", "question": "为什么「音乐梦想」比其他行业梦想（如「建筑梦想」「绘画梦想」）得到了更多的宣传？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上学时突然想出了迟到的理由", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHXW9kS8Zc2icab1MSCSIlpKHYZ8h4sPsUxbdB7glSs6GDicYniaEGGtbBg"}
{"text": "飞到一定高度就把竹蜻蜓收走的游戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3O4KHhq3m7CqUhNlgsUSGcASaQBpanq7pGYCSfHpOIZgTXibZZibUghHw"}
{"text": "中国人的信仰是左眼跳 ------ 好开心好开心，右眼跳 ------ 去尼玛的封建迷信。", "question": "为什么会有人认为中国人没有「宗教信仰」，甚至说中国人没有「信仰」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "找打的人", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "假装在滴眼药水。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377103"}
{"text": "hail Hitler", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "Hentai 可拘", "question": "有没有类似“duck不必”的谐音梗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一句话就赶走了卖保险的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RyIT6UiayOic4PEr32CYw1icnof9Jx4QLP2CsXbxMdtIwfeVDBIkuFfF3EWnP5VjRqqrooHfGE1CE5Q"}
{"text": "禁欲多日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EibQlTjswY8gGvvtgClWnS6kgeU2HXW0J76ukSvBxJcIKFLLzN0nXicPqRey3vxZtOP8RCEpgHfZCQ"}
{"text": "心中有个奔跑之魂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owICKibdibeOZIoUuwKGCKWuZB3P2uEtfQRJdZ5iaGD3zGkpBL5s5InNeY9w"}
{"text": "抓老鼠能力强的猫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7347907"}
{"text": "跟英国留学生聊天，他问我：「你们中国人为什么把单身的人叫单身狗（single dog ）啊？」我脱口而出：「因为 every dog has its day 啊……」嗯，我觉得我很机智。", "question": "你见过哪些令你瞠目结舌的神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个人看完灵异节目后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcb8mls1mgj30ci0el77z"}
{"text": "大家好，我是一名男性，我真的搞不懂女性为什么不喜欢生孩子。不就是要她挺着肚子双脚水肿食欲不振十个月，忍受想杀人的产前阵痛几小时，外加歇斯底里崩出屎冒着生命危险生产，用剪刀把下体剪开，孩子不跟她姓，产后压恶露吸奶水加抑郁，孩子把乳房咬破，留下一堆妊娠纹一脸雀斑，老掉十岁，三年来睡不好觉半夜起床哺乳，一生当老妈子操心并且难以正常工作吗？", "question": "为什么我的女朋友讨厌生孩子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可恶！趁人家量体温时来偷袭，太卑鄙了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb4i1rvitqj20ba0ajdgw"}
{"text": "所以，别吃蒲公英的穗啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268410"}
{"text": "我跟你讲，一定要小心叫杰瑞的老鼠", "question": null, "star": 337, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9lzfmhk3xj61401hcn6w02"}
{"text": "苦笑", "question": null, "star": 318, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h03vf1wy6nj61461catfg02"}
{"text": "新买的洗碗机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHJucdqz9I7bpo3oHRhaI7Y0N4aO83Ht0KPIs9lSMD7ytzNWRYNynpOg"}
{"text": "马上要舔爪洗脸但忘记刚才埋屎用的是哪只爪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4RDDoIlP5UjxjzWgIPMl8myAmOqIETIcsDIq9oCeFVLaykVZzyicCYhg"}
{"text": "我用100根美味棒玩了玩。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3901543"}
{"text": "都说了不要放芥末的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h64003sh8uj60u0140q8n02"}
{"text": "前两天有个女生加我微信，约我打羽毛球，说是在朋友那里听说过我，很期待和我打球。笑死，还没见过这么狂的，直接微信下战书？我跟那个泄露我微信的朋友打听怎么回事，朋友笑嘻嘻的说人家想约你很久了，让我好好准备。真是被看扁了啊！我从小打球，小区里有个大爷是省队退役教练，手把手的教了我好几年。要不是家里催着上学我差点去打职业。不过这姑娘既然敢挑事儿，估计也有点能耐。正好最近准备考试有点疏于训练了，万一失误岂不坏了我一世英名？俗话说苍鹰博兔亦用全力，我直接翘课，约来隔壁体育系的同学打了一个星期的训练赛，饮食严格控制，晚上还做几组体能训练。到了决战那天，我以巅峰状态站在球场上，像个战神。那天，我仿佛回到了那个打败教我的老大爷、制霸整个小区无敌手的下午。我的青春在燃烧，对手也进了场。她果然也准备充分，穿着清凉的蓝底碎花裙、长发飘飘裙角飞扬。看睫毛的长度和嘴唇的色泽，似乎还化了妆。这准备的方向完全不对劲吧？你以为是在约会？纯度太低了。不行，我必须给她上一课，让她明白只有把全部都献给羽毛球的人才配赢得胜利！于是我使出浑身解数，全程吊球和杀球，两局21分剃了她个光头。你正手无力，反手不精，脚步松散，反应迟钝，没一个动作像样的！就凭这还想和我同场竞技？做你的美梦！我心中暗暗想道。赛后，女生如同中了葵花点穴手般拎着球拍愣在原地，我则和陪练一周的兄弟击掌相庆。为了庆祝胜利，晚上就请他吃火锅吧！不过说真的也没有多少胜利的喜悦，因为赢得实在太简单了。要是爱情也能有这么简单就好了。", "question": "之前加了一个男生微信，约男生打羽毛球，在球场上男生全程吊球和杀球，我被打得到处捡球。男生是什么想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "已经装了行车记录仪。", "question": "百元店疯狂购物时常见的事情", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4651305"}
{"text": "记住仇人的样子，回家练武功去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqJlfYCRvYnfF373DDWmQZvLmQMicCGeJGC99pTiaCYZg1zZMOUTo2jCew"}
{"text": "进来了吗，凡凡", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "竿与萤火虫", "question": "请问“一共有几个？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087076"}
{"text": "血迹斑斑", "question": null, "star": 571, "type": "I2T", "image": "1481714"}
{"text": "相处时很正常，放假如绝交。", "question": "中国大学舍友之间的关系普遍是什么状况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那家伙能做到的，我没有做到。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6815955"}
{"text": "超人输给了谷歌机器人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6773395"}
{"text": "这个498都有什么项目", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "每次跳大绳都是它卡住", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g69lzj2y2tj20m20oh0vo"}
{"text": "方丈说得改回第一版", "question": null, "star": 122, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "丢失多年的两个戒指终于找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoAkjqf3xekpQO1Wov3BY1g0hAI81ia1fPyVC3AyqhdAdGCFRXEIVVy0Q"}
{"text": "照烧鸡肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQiaxWBia4fdjPoIEoeW4sjtibia73c6tj6uL7KzrmIjoDFKLSC8oPicBjM7g"}
{"text": "食品包装上有代言人拿着这种商品的图片。", "question": "生活中有哪些死循环？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "监督吓得发抖。", "question": "恐怖电影常见的事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4809586"}
{"text": "四蛋都怕我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "8369-5273", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJwOmrE4P8qc1wlLHqGj95Mdhp8AbXbOCiaHRTvWibrHpLCI3aibAYyrLTFYvKFEslqglOd25tHvJA"}
{"text": "车没油了，用这个动作最终把车甩到了加油站", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv3icnacmj20av0clmya"}
{"text": "睡觉去吧！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1343380"}
{"text": "哇哦！你在那里就成为富翁并要取得主导地位吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1514243"}
{"text": "如果杰瑞来了，就这样！如果杰瑞来了，就这样！", "question": null, "star": 154, "type": "I2T", "image": "2507616"}
{"text": "前座的同学每次传卷子过来时都会来这么一句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eul02xh02gj209p0abwgf"}
{"text": "你的黑色素够吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3660729"}
{"text": "&quot;是你撒的泡面对吧&quot;", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "「我已抓住了阳光帮我来作画。」——达盖尔", "question": "摄影的魅力是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乐队的领导把大家要同步进行的部分理解错了。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "6523926"}
{"text": "买比特币，保存好钱包文件，然后忘掉你有过 6000 元这回事。五年后再看看。知乎日报注：这个回答发布于 2011 年，6 年后，比特币的价格超过了一万七千美元……", "question": "大三学生手头有 6000 元，有什么好的理财投资建议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蜗牛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4900888"}
{"text": "算球", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "能告诉我这个比赛在哪里可以看吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6392081"}
{"text": "电杆上的献花也被喷了除草剂。", "question": "大摩托车上可能会再次发生坏事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7287101"}
{"text": "这道题我我我！我会我我我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcc0ywpoc9j30ci0el0wu"}
{"text": "又是滞销品了……希望好人能找到它吧，不是我，是商品。", "question": null, "star": 3550, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514828"}
{"text": "刚才干掉了一大一小跟它很像的怪兽这事儿已经说不出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy9yavytxvj30ci0elq60"}
{"text": "被封印的中二武器。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6288332"}
{"text": "太糟糕了！北极的冰都融化了！到底为什么呢……", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4310884"}
{"text": "有一次在北京机场的厕所遇到王治郅，我脑抽说了句：「您也尿啊」。", "question": "你第一次亲眼见到明星的情景和感觉是怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "换上工作服，准备饲料。", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "话说那天周董突然想听《Mojito》。找来找去找不到自己的原版 wav，就打开了 QQ 音乐，用实名注册账号并登陆进去。结果被要求充个会员，或者单曲购买，原价 9.9 一首，现在只要 6.9 哟亲。什么？我自己的歌还要花钱才能听？一时间有点恼，跟客服投诉。客服很耐心，她绘声绘色给周董讲了一个列宁和卫兵的故事。从前呀，十月革命刚刚胜利，一天早晨，朝阳透过薄雾，把金色的光辉洒在高大的斯莫尔尼宫上。人民委员会就设在斯莫尔尼宫，在门前站岗的是新战士洛班诺夫。班长叮嘱他说：“洛班诺夫同志，你今天第一次站岗。到这里来的人很多，你的任务是检查他们的通行证。列宁同志要来这里开会，你千万不能让坏人混进来！”“是，班长同志。”洛班诺夫行了个军礼，“我以革命的名义保证，一定为列宁同志站好岗！”太阳越升越高，到斯莫尔尼宫开会和办事的人真多，有工人，有士兵，有农民，还有学生。洛班诺夫认真地检查了他们的通行证。人民委员会主席列宁来了。他一边走，一边在考虑什么问题。“同志，您的通行证？”洛班诺夫拦住了他。“噢，通行证，我就拿。”列宁急忙把手伸进衣兜里拿通行证。一位来开会的同志看到洛班诺夫拦住了列宁查通行证，就生气地嚷起来：“放行吧，放行吧！他是列宁！”“对不起。”洛班诺夫严肃地说，“我没有见过列宁。没有通行证，谁也不能进！”列宁把通行证交给洛班诺夫。洛班诺夫接过来一看，果然是列宁同志，他非常不安，举手行礼说：“列宁同志，请原谅，我耽误了你的时间。”列宁握住这位年轻战士的手，高兴地说：“你做的很对，小伙子！你对工作很负责任。谢谢！”他又回过头来对旁边那位同志说：“你不该责备他。我们就需要这样认真负责的好战士。革命纪律是每个人都应该遵守的，我也不能例外。”故事一讲完，周董觉得自己脸上火辣辣地，他马上充了个白金会员。一边听着《Mojito》，一边给黄俊郎发了条微信：“下一首单曲的名字我想好了，就叫《莫斯科的卫兵》”。", "question": "周杰伦听自己的歌要开会员吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我现在时间长了，真的。", "question": "你有什么想对前任说的么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈，我要这个人类幼崽的手办", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "剧场版开拍前赶快把道具掏空", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7n85uxlakj30ci0elgon"}
{"text": "那个……别再急刹了好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPlkUibHAeDWURQGMMWqsMqEz3OTKic8v0XkV3YHUPUhXTuvQlSv95aWaA"}
{"text": "从左边数起，二十多岁的新娘，三十多岁的新娘，四十多岁的新娘。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6778258"}
{"text": "小心你的背后！", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6130350"}
{"text": "天啦噜，好激动啊！", "question": "用教科书上的词汇来大声喊出必杀技！", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3952915"}
{"text": "傻了，依赖症的病人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7053972"}
{"text": "在更衣室安装的防盗摄像头确认一下就能马上知道。", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "我刚觉得合适就发现马桶已经冲了，而且裤子还没放下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6560705"}
{"text": "于谦家的博物馆", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "居然让我一个完全不懂足球的人接受采访，真是的...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3482958"}
{"text": "白天那个人说我丑萌", "question": null, "star": 569, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggo397063tj212c12cdk5"}
{"text": "等外卖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "打开装便当的包布后发现这家伙在打饱隔儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn9h8ks6uxj30ci0eln5l"}
{"text": "出生在世间的事情。", "question": "我被别人嘲笑得最厉害的一次。", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "3422721"}
{"text": "这里能看到女更衣室？快让我也看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEbjxKDVuLWGp3j1lX7nqCP1udrqU9dE8dFqjKFGgHz8GsbAgE0lrchg"}
{"text": "卤蛋要加辣么？", "question": null, "star": 274, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "为了安全起见你带上我吧", "question": "女生首次独自自由行去大理需要注意什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么我忘了带伞呢？因为良纯说今天会下雨啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5538915"}
{"text": "吉米代替我。", "question": "将歌词中的君改为吉米。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6371226"}
{"text": "家母倒是很喜欢中分的女孩，姑娘，你看，不妨……", "question": "因为他妈妈不喜欢中分，所以男朋友不准我中分怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "借钱、离婚、重病，这是灵魂的三连击。", "question": "拼图游戏人生：大家都很熟悉的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6694213"}
{"text": "我们来看看定型成果…哦，这样我们就得到了热巧克力裤子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "洗澡的时候，淋浴的水打到舌头上酥酥麻麻，很爽，舌吻会不会产生类似的感觉？", "question": "舌吻会产生快感吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放学时在学校的神社前鞠躬致意。", "question": "在学校时有些奇怪的规定。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5728578"}
{"text": "十年前的今天，那个发帖的人现在还在活跃。", "question": "我觉得这里很适合装傻。", "star": 53, "type": "T2T", "image": "6963068"}
{"text": "第一轮战斗！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3417450"}
{"text": "守护君的成长。", "question": "把标题的一部分改为“守护君”，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5212839"}
{"text": "第23个被忽视敬酒的人。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6649201"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈，蝙蝠也在这里哦~~~", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5988797"}
{"text": "我们先撕掉金钟国", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo6kwyqzzrj209l08h0to"}
{"text": "是在玩得开心的时候被叫出来的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6947641"}
{"text": "小智和皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "矶野！我们去打棒球吧！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3163702"}
{"text": "等一下，别偷那个摩托车！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6497294"}
{"text": "好的！←回复增加了1%。", "question": "只需超越昨天的自己1%。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5701072"}
{"text": "好像野生的核桃树出现了，游戏立刻就出bug了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307348"}
{"text": "出现了……！这就是它的战斗形态……！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2176652"}
{"text": "实际上，有许多男女是基于友情、兴趣以及一些共同利益，组成了家庭。然后不断暗示自己：我们结合是基于爱情，是基于爱情，是基于爱情……", "question": "为什么大多数人们要基于爱情组成家庭，为什么在法律上不能基于友情、基于乐趣组成家庭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "印随", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EFVY9skGdVXMxNsgbCY0IOAvgrtBiakxdIuf7zWXlKZcsIJMfiafX5PIN4AcSkvOxHDyuMkBzBhs8g"}
{"text": "约我出去玩儿，我说唉，包好重，他顿时出现了痛心疾首的表情，接过来，掂量了下，说，确实重。然后把包还给我了。第二天我收到了两个 15 斤的哑铃，并附了张纸条：昨天分开时我感到你有些闷闷不乐，但是女生一般力气都小，你不必自卑，更不必为此难过，你只是缺乏锻炼罢了，别担心，有了这个，你会很快变壮的。这个人最终还是成了我男朋友ಥ_ಥ", "question": "被不会撩妹的男人强撩是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我注定要和讨厌的人结婚", "question": null, "star": 371, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpzonvqc9qj612z1a010102"}
{"text": "小哆啦酱，爸爸问的话就先说大雄去小夫家法国的别墅了，要很久才能回来明白吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdt3rafZImwTrYGibgrAdegqUu0ztBVWlUCYYicoHB0dl4eV60MHeKPf06Q"}
{"text": "楼上开了吸尘器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbfmmt22z3j30ci0elq6a"}
{"text": "我看到了真理的缝隙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5249990"}
{"text": "都给你伞了还说下雨天走不了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8PmcAibHIxqG2ehlnunnz3kxebFRUMicf5q5ia5trLBeJUavsiaWDWb5PJw"}
{"text": "代表月亮消灭你", "question": null, "star": 530, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp0p3pzlefj610v1bpn3k02"}
{"text": "今天嘴唇有点干不能大笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1erkarx7zbaj20aa07wwfv"}
{"text": "刚睡醒完全搞不清状况", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa138yDuDtEh5QRKuj6TJ67QJ7iaKG0GyjRfrHP6jTVO9fsnQpjPicbgwvQ"}
{"text": "花里怎么传出了滴答声？你站住！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1124t95dkj30ci0elq6v"}
{"text": "我和水卜麻美一起吃早饭。", "question": "调查了3500名中学生，发现有4%的人在做早上的例行公事。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6764542"}
{"text": "谢邀，但我不学电焊。", "question": "3 月 12 日美股三大期指又熔断，预示着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "守时的上司。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349067"}
{"text": "咖啡好烫啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5757040"}
{"text": "相亲 1：今天去奶茶店和一个妹子相亲，对方身高 165，长的跟黄圣依差不多，兴趣大增，我跟她从奶茶聊到了电影，从电影聊到了美食，从美食聊到了旅游，我觉得她性格不错，人品应该也不错吧。相亲 2：今天去奶茶店和一个妹子相亲，对方身高一般，长相一般，不是我的菜，我和她喝了一下午的奶茶。等等，人品哪去了？", "question": "为什么相亲一见面就没戏，人品不重要吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我带看儿子偷偷去做亲子鉴定了，孩子不是我的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVkX3ic7bao5wky6Safo64bEib099WfiaibPKCtdJAcDdqBiaLbMmdwynAfsA"}
{"text": "汶川地震，一个被掩埋者被俄罗斯救援队救出来时说：「老子被挖出来看到外国人还以为把老子震到外国去了。」", "question": "一个人到底可以幽默到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "村长通知要拆迁。", "question": "有沒有那么一刻你突然觉得自己「富有」了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "书中的世界不止黑白两种颜色", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "我眼中我妈去菜市场砍价时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kGlp3DD7QClXrR9khf7Vy7DXhx8bO5WwaRhTLW1ov2qwpFIh6o2LT6g"}
{"text": "吃什么馅的月饼呢？", "question": "当安妮和哆啦A梦进行梦幻合作时，常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2843115"}
{"text": "我正半躺在沙发上，这时一盒麦乐鸡拿着甜酸酱走进了我的屋子。", "question": "狮子或者老虎会喜欢猫咪吃的猫条吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑色的政治家", "question": "红狐狸和绿兔子。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099008"}
{"text": "让一让", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "先生，想了解一下缅北地区的楼盘吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJS64tLia6YkHufzaqMibP47HUKrp7xwNWm3fC37oSogibHTibGLAb23HZJQ"}
{"text": "被骗了！完全不透啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4ephz5ex3j20lq0sy40s"}
{"text": "论如何用一道题鉴别出谁是四十年后的骂街老大妈和碰瓷老大爷。", "question": "如何评价「高考作文题原型遭人肉，考生留 4 万条评论讽刺」事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "于是演了十季《老友记》。", "question": "如何以「这婚，我不结了」为开头写一个丧心病狂的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不嘛！不嘛！主人不要出门嘛！呼～走了吗……太累喵了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h08haxyu1kj30ci0el77p"}
{"text": "老螨虫正在勉励年轻螨虫找到属于自己的毛孔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0EmicKh45r2fwpwv4cwNibSk0E6ODIQFfEibPtN7dkcjnOfPdGiaRANPxpQ"}
{"text": "梦想的海洋。", "question": null, "star": 124, "type": "I2T", "image": "7094875"}
{"text": "吹完第一口气的蒲公英", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxw3q5c2cvj30ci0eljuh"}
{"text": "支付奖金分配决定。", "question": "用七个字让大家幸福。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5914100"}
{"text": "让你问问彩虹屁是香还是臭", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "都没带钥匙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5Mp4VXjK0aoHrBfGNVbrDvjee10fXEibx2NmnhFhMEJGcW2iahVVDPo2lA"}
{"text": "网络上的情感大师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPEvmHjCZwEibMttL6M5TvVzGq1flZxnYo5I38cCKNhUHpuCsibalmyg0Q"}
{"text": "乖乖听话起来啦，一会儿前面加油站给你买98号汽油好不好？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrAOQ9mJbuNE4xGdKWL1pNROcjosyHrDbgncDVoZs5bPJ6DoVdM2snNA"}
{"text": "我翻遍了整个 CFA 考试要求，好像没有写 \"single\" 这一条", "question": "三年的时间，谈一场恋爱，还是考 CFA 证书比较划算？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在我敷黄瓜的时候来打扰我，想清楚后果了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNicspziafgGUotibYjeCGWZQys5ic8CaTc5hZYSEmZzLwW69xC1eSdL4Beg"}
{"text": "听说了丞相舌战群儒的事迹，后主提升了自己的面部防护等级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tmv05Xb85eiboZDoksVhQRXbpDmKWqWdZiaW3CaZALxoRDzglbHpZsJGa6HFvBaWmo8WY5M33JaJLA"}
{"text": "到了我这个级别，用嘴打年糕都不在话下", "question": null, "star": 558, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkp2h829pxj60r810bgq502"}
{"text": "剩余的寿命。", "question": "光看汉字就感到不安。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5843466"}
{"text": "静冈的甜点师傅一旦认真起来，就能超越人类的知识。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379062"}
{"text": "我想知道，“旅个游就能改变人生观”是谁 TM 先提出来的？大部分人旅了一辈子游，最大的收获无非是几个 G 的照片而已", "question": "花 3500 元是买 iPad 好还是去旅游好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "戴着伊索眼镜", "question": "怪物猎人和宝可梦合作的时候经常会有的槽点。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1382247"}
{"text": "中Boss的第二形态好可爱。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1665578"}
{"text": "因为通过了司法考试就结婚了！", "question": null, "star": 958, "type": "I2T", "image": "6739964"}
{"text": "打倒小日本鬼子。", "question": "把它想成不是免费的东西，用七个字来表示。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313258"}
{"text": "啊，主人不在家。用脚掌也能当接收章吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2879262"}
{"text": "学习资料zip", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNMwkpA2nadIDPb8cTA4pURvcGZxCUbZfpHGxF9Jf2rPsO743Qiaib0X0A"}
{"text": "就是你吃了我儿子吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "好像是因为整理不了才变成这样的。（*^^*）", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "二十五年乘以四等于两百年。", "question": "你是不是说这个人错了?", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6667580"}
{"text": "我想抽烟的心情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7282713"}
{"text": "行事要合适合适……对决！准备好了吗！！！！", "question": "这家相扑部屋好酷啊~这是哪家相扑部屋？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5435215"}
{"text": "机器猫的素颜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3878548"}
{"text": "不主动不拒绝不负责", "question": "搜索引擎是怎样处理色情需求的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢上别的男人的儿子。", "question": "男人的女儿长大后会变成什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723118"}
{"text": "居然许愿让我摘掉眼镜", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "两块街区", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4572725"}
{"text": "两个刚刚放学的公交车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHdTJT455bPx95WFbU9YGVGbGljD0TtWC2e0OA2oOT2uFPz2HiaEEmfmSC6RLtLDcvC7WxvYvJTibw"}
{"text": "老伴被黑衣人灌了药之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkmg7Jl84sNMVdMTQQy0pnjAS5NcUDRMB1iatS4dMMPTDbzgwPdpYibzsQ"}
{"text": "对不起，我也把全班同学的饭盒都掉在了地上。", "question": "我把朋友的便当掉到地上了，怎么办？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2838186"}
{"text": "连续两天...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6832498"}
{"text": "别跑，快来组成三明治", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "我是女工程师，我写代码烂怎么滴了，反正我是用来活跃气氛的。", "question": "除了「deadline 紧」以外，程序员还有什么借口可以让自己写出低质量的代码？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「刚才那个你看见了么？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edves10b6pj20ay0bst9k"}
{"text": "那不然你还打算档杆上下上下左右左右再再油门油门刹车刹车这么搓一遍解锁个马力加二百匹的隐藏性能再走？", "question": "每次开车直接从 P 挡到 D 挡给油就走，这样会伤车吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么！？你想用绸缎绑架我吗！？", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311164"}
{"text": "\"不记得了，反正之前每次救的都是我妈。\"", "question": "女生问“你谈过几次恋爱”怎么回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一人三食。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3035373"}
{"text": "在这附近有很多十字路口，所以我向市政府投诉增加信号灯，结果被恶作剧，导致了严重的交通堵塞。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3733615"}
{"text": "跟Siri说了“我爱你”之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSGNoFyN2cZibam9eDVwzeeMSjUNicjpibRDSeZZIvpAnF3q5lCsYvlzWVA"}
{"text": "哦，我打碎了餐具。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "5904495"}
{"text": "今天飞机飞天津", "question": "回文联「画上荷花和尚画」是否有合适的应对下联？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假面骑士本乡猛的弱点是金币。如果被踢到金币，假面骑士就会昏迷。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4388727"}
{"text": "看你主要用来干什么，如果是打打电话发发短信微信什么的，6 和 plus 体验差别不是很明显。但是如果把它当作娱乐终端，浏览网页、视频、看漫画、玩游戏为主，那还是强烈推荐 plus。之前我用的 iPhone 5,老婆用的 iPhone 5c。我手上的 5 被踩过一脚，锁屏键失灵，买了个排线自己手残拆开也没敢修，所以决定一步到位换 6 plus。到手之后发现果然很大，一只手都很难找到一个舒服的握持姿势。但是用起来的时候的确非常爽。看网页、看漫画、看视频，玩游戏的体验无与伦比。用了 20 分钟之后再回头用 4 寸屏的 iPhone 5 突然发现，这屏幕怎么小的可怜？以上文字发送自我的 iPhone 5c", "question": "iPhone 6 plus 长期使用感受如何？过大的尺寸有没有给使用者造成影响？有哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我怀念被称为青年时代的那段日子。", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "创建你的角色", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "易建联说他高考时监考老师问他能不能签个名。", "question": "和明星做同学/朋友是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "王小明！吃饭了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he5qsz1cg0j30ci0el0v3"}
{"text": "无法创造奇迹。", "question": "在四个角落中被马群淹没的马上可能会发生大逃亡。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5705199"}
{"text": "眼睛都被打瞎了一只真是挺凶的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RcbwjUsFxqOcK0icPNFKTjndCmUliaHclaR1ZVCBdwtWagxWx5p9c0TNVARJneGZcTpnxKwLVt8JMw"}
{"text": "就是路边那种五十多岁卖处理服装的大妈！就是过去一狗都管狗叫帅哥的那种大妈！就是跟家管她自己老伴儿都叫帅哥的那种大妈！就是摘了眼镜以后管垃圾桶都叫帅哥的那种大妈！管我叫小伙子。", "question": "你是在什么场景下第一次意识到自己长得不好看的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个国际是第三国际。", "question": "六一儿童节真的是国际儿童节吗？其它国家好像没有这个节日的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被怪兽的舞蹈逗得站不起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eeud8jxgj8j20az0aaq47"}
{"text": "老板发现我在摸鱼时", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "因为瑟瑟", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "我要说清楚，我不是恶魔大人哦~", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317124"}
{"text": "在鼻腔里迷路的饭粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5din1py5xj30ci0eldjr"}
{"text": "你好，我是外卖馆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6117747"}
{"text": "「嗯！到时候有空就去~」「好！到时候有空就去～」「行！到时候有空就去~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtd3ho39q6j30ci0eldju"}
{"text": "排队暖手的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHSAFzOeSIrQAsfaY3nKicWwicfe8Dc2QsXj9hhAqWGUMVfUkKickeqKWibQ"}
{"text": "一种葡萄口味的软糖，自认为很受欢迎。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233687"}
{"text": "请问这个有没有别的颜色的？", "question": null, "star": 587, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk0a4m1l0pj60zv1bu7b002"}
{"text": "都说了上课的时候不要射击！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9CEELMDmlSMJhrvTaK1YthDStBZpgaX9c5qPI8cHoCC6xudXQpF0Kzw"}
{"text": "我不知道如何营造好的氛围。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1225270"}
{"text": "等一下！这根黄瓜用来做过什么来着？！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "他把掉茅坑里的球捡回来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bdKLScjrJvNibsegy0jgzwzCUCiaJjovvB5NmNLwmUTqJeriafiaDThd41w"}
{"text": "从亚特兰蒂斯出差回来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "乌龙球做过头连对手也出来阻止了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xM4jMD1ENV5rhXNB01VlGVpCCo7ydMpVp9iaWibOvcc5K1n3TPC2jiaZ4A"}
{"text": "身体状态定格在 25 岁？然后不衰老直接死？你还想不想要退休工资了？", "question": "假如有一种药片，可以把人身体状态定格在 25 岁，让人在 70 岁骤然离世，世界会变成什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "国家利益", "question": "奥运会是为了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6020583"}
{"text": "医生如果不切除痔疮就要被恐吓。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7040714"}
{"text": "一个态度不好的老头一边做鬼脸一边独自离开了场地，好像要发生什么似的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388563"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者（喵喵1452、喵喵1453、喵喵1454）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "童年时期的我。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268410"}
{"text": "每次挑眼镜框的时候，都看不清戴上的样子 T T", "question": "有哪些比较有趣的，类似「鸡生蛋、蛋生鸡」的思想怪圈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把我儿子吐出来！", "question": null, "star": 288, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "鲨鱼踩到乐高的珍贵瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4KrH27liaxjFo7qnP8eCt5RB3emDDlZ2aLnlAEKxENlUnicTMiaBCuQgSw"}
{"text": "考试结束后", "question": null, "star": 337, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtcpvsh93j60u0140gx202"}
{"text": "你持续学习，我也持续学习，那些全部都是美好的时光，我渴望着，深深的在心里，你需要它。", "question": null, "star": 48, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133533"}
{"text": "我快不行了！我已经17分钟没吃东西了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehp9wvj204j20br0akdgq"}
{"text": "关掉灯就睡觉。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4099036"}
{"text": "目测行军伙食为馒头", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3gyvxkq7ij20yi1b7n5b"}
{"text": "本想扮成羊给失眠主人数可中途败给了睡……Zzz……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6r7ayl4ntj30ci0el78x"}
{"text": "《就算是地球，只要偷走就没事了吧！？》第一集：逃课！？我和妹妹的青春开始了！第二集：美少年登场！Tim 参上！第三集：狱警的野望？第四集：脱出！来自外公的爱之铁拳！第五集：征用！？无法拒绝的御姐女警！第六集：爸爸与 moss 娘的惨烈修罗场！第七集（动画组原创）：冰盖下的温泉。第八集（动画组原创）：第一届救援队泳装小姐大赛！第九集：向赤道进发！第十集：苏拉威西的羁绊。第十一集：爱的应援！第十二集：七万公里！父亲的花火第十三集：重新开始！？我和妹妹偷走了地球？以上是第一季。想看后续？得加钱！", "question": "如果日本动画业界来拍《流浪地球》会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈，交警叔叔让你把电动车停下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmrEsxt7PdptGF0PHVfz0UCnwMqyUzBzXZAYJl8PU0ibcR03IZiazbXPrw"}
{"text": "狗把头从破掉的沙发里伸出来", "question": null, "star": 51, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "热死了，两百种颜色的汗！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6797433"}
{"text": "大桃子被冲走了，滚着滚着就到了下游。", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "网友顺着网线来打我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6N2uXGrm9iceGnPFqBwIvTbvAkckEoQ0WiaDADJPUXwZo4oDV2BiaeSPQA"}
{"text": "疫苗的副作用", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6654416"}
{"text": "妈妈说：压岁钱先帮我存起来。", "question": "你有过什么受骗的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "诱拐事件变得真实起来。", "question": "名侦探柯南和马娘一起合作会很有趣吧！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6362697"}
{"text": "能自如地闭上眼睛。", "question": "在魔法学校学到的无用的魔法效果是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036881"}
{"text": "花式撸管大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4ibQ5DREtlzD8iblibRWo8J3EcHKWXhwJOATyBUow0xAibiaibWPIsNowYKsA"}
{"text": "猫的小判也是我的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872164"}
{"text": "我在偷偷地养一只捡来的小狗，但是最后还是藏不住了，只能笑了。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579498"}
{"text": "我说大雄，当人体模特别挡住下面嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8jl03kkpaj30ci0elwii"}
{"text": "都躲一躲啊，那个喜欢吹牛逼的来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNMfjIa1o3ibEt8jzj70ibI517jAG6FicqOrL0astvO3fw4oEqkN3xuYSjQ"}
{"text": "请问这里是几楼？我刚来重庆找不到门了", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "月，你还好吗，你一直在写：已经四天没睡觉啦", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn8afps5uoj60wa0wa0zf02"}
{"text": "你吃饭了吗？", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "答案:略", "question": "有没有一句话让你感觉智商瞬间被压制？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们山东人都不重男轻女的，是吧，胜男评论区@Daisy ：没错，招娣 @凤二 ：我看见亚男也有话要说 @我可以打你吗：行了，爱弟", "question": "为什么很多重男轻女的人却不承认自己重男轻女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扫码用车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQicHichKMKUA0FckibhSbklianQKz2fLIMiaFEHicnf153Bb8QLPLib2HIOxDA"}
{"text": "喝水可以解渴。", "question": "有哪些很有趣的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "客人，时间到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibum7ic11mgu7FAoWGFAxBMU5CADoq03EibL0o8MicticTkQmmagib7FHrEwg"}
{"text": "再见了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1690471"}
{"text": "优秀的律师，但是总是在其中夹杂一些拙劣的即兴表演，真是绝妙的讨厌。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7128016"}
{"text": "我把池塘里的水都抽干了。", "question": null, "star": 61, "type": "I2T", "image": "5235698"}
{"text": "他马上就要想到一个好点子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDicWS91ibah2qNjHwobsH2mZFZModvhGiaol9lxnvTRg6iaAZgO8H14iacsA"}
{"text": "冰箱里的布丁？不知道啊……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3926457"}
{"text": "午餐没什么味道。", "question": "如何在午休时间让公司陷入混乱？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5394660"}
{"text": "我喜欢你，请和我交往吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfYJvrVuDa5BjW1Mibgrx3eVXdSQ6QlrB1nZ6oDtpem8T1moib5J6uXwnQ"}
{"text": "吃完蝙蝠后的症状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWpLzWUSLAjiab8YB59R7urVZeD23ptsCoCpNmdElMaxoueSqaJHYjTZA"}
{"text": "他是高中生？！", "question": null, "star": 419, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gk7f5hs7cij60za196qe402"}
{"text": "🐭放好了，开始点燃", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "推荐使用智慧袋等工具，不听装傻去询问。", "question": "请问在卡拉OK中如何得到高分？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3843293"}
{"text": "知道吗，守门员只有一个。", "question": null, "star": 11120, "type": "I2T", "image": "1228179"}
{"text": "不要的话先别扔，我能吃！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0d54d76k3j20m20m2wha"}
{"text": "本应该反映出你的颜色，但看到你绿色的样子我却害怕了。", "question": null, "star": 48, "type": "I2T", "image": "4856673"}
{"text": "用募捐的经费制作节目，让残疾人登山，让艺人跑马拉松的节目。", "question": "我讨厌这样的节目。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3025535"}
{"text": "世界上只有四种人会数数的和不会数数的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibNeDzwhnRUEflZjZHViaYfHCiag3aFPDmGhicnQwBwhsXrhfDMvBrC4ibIw"}
{"text": "蜈蚣钻进缝隙被我踩扁了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1823634"}
{"text": "多伦多猛龙队蝉联 20 届 CBA 总冠军", "question": "如果把中国和美国的地理位置互换会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到了这、这么大的猫、猫咪！』「猫咪一般不都这么大吗？」『好像也是……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4d9m1m3iej30ci0eljxu"}
{"text": "我鼓起勇气做了形象大改变，所以紧张地在他的视线中淡入。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5036492"}
{"text": "所以我说了嘛！在那条小巷子里不能回头啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097209"}
{"text": "检查视力的动作过于热烈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxlyv6C5cGE4xTcY0pj1iajAAcMq3breQV8WcxfEml8Uxny7AjV5DbgaAQ"}
{"text": "如何减少剩余的大量牛奶。", "question": "他竟然有这样的手段！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043573"}
{"text": "最近久保裕也很不错吧？", "question": "请问有什么问题可以判断出新晋足球迷？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856597"}
{"text": "赢不了那个，就赢不了所有。", "question": "狐狸现在在想什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5913645"}
{"text": "东京中央银行的视频会议头像都很给力", "question": null, "star": 616, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghw5erisdpj21181chtjj"}
{"text": "我说了坏话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5726836"}
{"text": "已经糊涂了。", "question": "成年人在参加成人礼时会犯傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4903457"}
{"text": "发的论文太多，reviewer 不够用了。", "question": "如果人工智能迎来下一个寒冬，你认为会是卡在什么问题上？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日本偶像：啊！好丑啊这人—呃 好像还挺顺眼的—啊啊啊，我儿子好帅！韩国偶像：啊！好帅欧巴好帅—呃 还有点逗逼—啊啊啊！此人多半有病！中国偶像：啊！这人好帅好帅啊—啊？他家粉丝有病吧！—哦！他家粉丝又撕 b 了！", "question": "日本偶像、韩国偶像以及中国偶像，这三者有什么区别?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只涂一半防晒霜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1xvkmqy5fj20mc0rh0wa"}
{"text": "左：不要去！后面会被割掉！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "爷爷奶奶一起去割草，关系很好。", "question": "用十个字强行结束一个老故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4637340"}
{"text": "之后果然美味了很多啊煮熟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4mYoTbteX406B8P6C1Fb90jlXBiafYA2YV8J03EOUia06iaGicFJx05ibt2w"}
{"text": "把它从地上捡起来，再放回河里。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6912110"}
{"text": "卖虎的生意。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "我们知道数学的真理是精确且有用的的知识，它并非无意义的空想或随意的想法的堆积。他就是一位数学家。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "6358542"}
{"text": "等一下，我在找你掉的手机（黄金和银色）。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514778"}
{"text": "你就在此地不要走动，我去给你买一袋橘猫。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "鸡犬相闻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5L7jbrqc56zbRkC1JPCURRRMt1Fqf2yQ3WTRZxMwMlNrIqVicU7Wk2R8Q"}
{"text": "你能买盆栽给我吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362900"}
{"text": "国际象棋的世界很残酷，为了胜利不惜任何努力。如果对手很强硬，也会展示额头上深深的皱纹。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1488333"}
{"text": "女人洗澡，男人在床上等，洗澡时间不长，等的时间显得特别长。", "question": "女生为什么洗澡时间长，是因为头发长比较费事吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在握手前会检查是否携带了含有美白成分的物品和行李。", "question": "松崎しげる的握手会在中国的常见表达是“与松崎しげる握手会面”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4477663"}
{"text": "绝望：没有希望，失望至极。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3385420"}
{"text": "警察：「对方什么地方的口音？」受害者：「标准的普通话，听不出来。」……", "question": "方言消失的危害有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果将这只螳螂的卵放在部长的桌子上，到了春天就会......", "question": null, "star": 105, "type": "I2T", "image": "4102327"}
{"text": "老师眼中我做的完形填空", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVc1pSoWspF6ibBthHElrD5RjPhzHr3uj6dg3xJ994AEVa8WZb86fYwLQ"}
{"text": "负责地球公转的驾驶员企图回到驾驶舱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoTlu6ubuZ7S680O7EySnff1Ty4EibvYKHCuHk2HdyR7mhiaIjv82d6EDw"}
{"text": "我们在调查大家是否相处融洽。", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "压力过大关羽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LJE1DsjFXfTfJIjY2hqEczJUia2uynYRTibAvED3qjqvMxcialq4IsEh3w"}
{"text": "在电车上大喊大叫地唱歌。", "question": "如果那只是梦，该有多好啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4773722"}
{"text": "结婚的时候也应该有个冷静期。想结婚的男女分开进个小屋，小屋里安排几个中年妇女：闺女你别怕，大姐跟你说说话，你们决定好要结婚了？婚房准备好了吗？加你名了吗？房子装修的合适吗？他爸妈对怎么样？孩子学区房准备好了吗？你男朋友对你怎么样？每个月工资都给你吗？你们两个收入怎么样，负担得起以后的生活吗？你对以后的生活期待吗？有没有什么担忧，跟大姐说说。什么？你还要结婚，大姐看你们还没有什么感情，要不你回去再想想。", "question": "如何看待离婚冷静期?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于不再需要新面孔，时间门被关闭，所以果酱爷爷的工厂倒闭了。", "question": "当安妮和哆啦A梦进行梦幻合作时，常见的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2843115"}
{"text": "这是你昨天被切掉的小手指。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3367064"}
{"text": "我们正在使用火力发电产生的电力。", "question": "如果售货机的白熊说话了，可能会说出令人不悦的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6031694"}
{"text": "老公你这么早就回来了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "价格高。", "question": "可爱的孩子在被抱着的时候的感受。", "star": 42, "type": "T2T", "image": "1837601"}
{"text": "我过不去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElNyVrSgWIJP2nQaYzfQiaGIQVadGgeOibrrEQhl2yBzcp3v3eeffB92mQ"}
{"text": "一一救命呀，是武松！不一一救命呀，是鲁智深！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdh9JiarEUM9AYcr7RcAkeia2jxwcl3tpM17sB34Bjoj6jtkBytFJe5lhA"}
{"text": "写不完。", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "男女有别", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8vio7ve0nj20fl0e774x"}
{"text": "最近为了控制体重，买了一个秤。今天早上起来洗漱，没怎么穿衣服，打算上秤量一下。忽然发现一个问题，我看不清秤上显示的数字。无奈，拿来眼镜戴上。看着显示的数字，我不禁感叹：眼镜真沉啊！", "question": "近视给你带来的影响有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，拖车吗？我的安全带坏了，车开不走了了。", "question": "安全带这么重要，为什么不设计成不系车就无法启动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想起了出生时的事情。", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "一个德国人、法国人、及一个日本人要到矿场工作。老板是美国人，他对德国人说：你体格不错，你负责苦力。对法国人说：你说你是工程师，你负责采矿的计划。而对日本人他说：你很瘦小，你负责 supplies（后勤保障）。然后隔周，他们开始上工。几天后德国人及法国人发现日本人不见了，找了很久后他们决定还是先回去工作。就在德国人开始工作的时候，日本人突然跳了出来，大声叫到： 「 Surprise!」", "question": "每次让你说一个笑话，你必讲的是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可爱的鸡妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "571862"}
{"text": "实就这样了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz7gexgnfrj20m80tnjv7"}
{"text": "索尼克的反击", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5611873"}
{"text": "打开脚，蓬奇奇。", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "理综考场上问监考老师要第二张草稿纸的学生有多瑟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYqfNB5tk0xfpnk23nBzuibtM1yYicOibaTsG95ZTUhDAtcsINQYia50d7UQ"}
{"text": "你觉得是赢了吧？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6061392"}
{"text": "某些人的健康观： 电场有害，磁场保健。", "question": "是否应该因为辐射而赶走住宅小区内的通信基站？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么，这里有一个问题！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5684023"}
{"text": "镇公所又出丑了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202336"}
{"text": "坂本龙马集团的系偶像脸都长得差不多。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "是不是被抓了以后，坐了牢，狱友们问他：「Bro，怎么进来的？」他，低声道：「说出来你可能不信，我是考进来的。」", "question": "高考作弊或者作弊被抓是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "随便说一下，你系安全带了吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1254657"}
{"text": "那个一头圆圆的是你的手吧？哆啦A梦？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPZibJWtfXmTOYfvAPQxxAa1Q6O73FTcictA4b0OjT4pDL9emCaVAq1JhQ"}
{"text": "报告总部，抓到熊猫了！", "question": null, "star": 327, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "你说吧，这孩子怎么办？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTfB4zrTpaSPwuI3HNOJadmMsdcE1mVMXFKl5ejiawe191icPUDibAzrBfA"}
{"text": "你为什么要把裤子扔掉啊？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6453532"}
{"text": "可能交得到朋友，但大概率对你来说很难吧。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "第一次拍照有点紧张", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDQGibXZ8eEp5JpF1vADcibKzQ5rNhCZVC4ib1yattSYsHarMqUxLMVmXeQ"}
{"text": "这份给山田吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkfscv074jj30ci0elqaz"}
{"text": "「 并背诵全文 」。", "question": "你最讨厌最恶心的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没时间解释了！快上来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4wycptl3nj30ci0el0wq"}
{"text": "jk警察出警抓了一位日本jk", "question": null, "star": 179, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "嘿！别说话，过去就是了！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "3365404"}
{"text": "遗漏了 -> 温暖的 -> 幸福", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4818265"}
{"text": "美军一架 B2 掉到河里了。河神出来说：「年轻的飞行员呦，你掉的是这架金子做的 B2 还是银子做的 B2？」飞行员：「都不是，我掉的是黑色的 B2。」河神：「你真是一个诚实的好孩子，那我就送给你这架金子做的 B2 吧。」飞行员：「别别别，你大爷的，我就要黑色的 B2。」", "question": "战争有多烧钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "决赛见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c207uU5ryW8QGFAibxR5QiaTQhVyrllGp2CdeaibnIVibAuFzBOVhpqJ9fegw"}
{"text": "患者刚出院就被救护车撞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7d6jayt8tj20m80m8ack"}
{"text": "日仙人球后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaCYKoveXBE7VMIcXhic03WfMGWJpztVP2MJdBgMoHMx1PRLY5Cz7AYCA"}
{"text": "加班做完第二天的开庭准备，晚上回家，路上有一段比较偏僻，反正没人，就一边手舞足蹈，一边唱着「眼睛瞪得像铜铃……」一转过一个绿化带，发现石凳上坐着一个姑娘，拿个手机，一脸惊恐地看着我。我脑子一抽，摆了个黄飞鸿的架势，大喝一声：黑猫警长会武术，见到小强不怕啦！然后不带走一片云彩地作别这位姑娘。回家还乐呵呵地给老婆讲，猜测这姑娘的心理阴影面积。第二天到了法庭，刚走上公诉席，一抬头惊讶地发现这姑娘是附带民事诉讼原告人，那一刻我脑子一片空白……我迷迷糊糊对向我打招呼的代理人（很熟悉的律师）点了点头，坐下来装作看案卷，脑子一片混乱。过了一会，姑娘拉着代理人出了法庭。几分钟后我看到代理人满脸通红，嘴角一抽一抽地回来了，身后的姑娘眼神很复杂……庭审还算顺利，但我觉得那是我工作中最难熬的一段时间，甚至当事人在办公室抱着我的腿满地打滚都没有这么煎熬……呃，这么多赞，受宠若惊。此外，对评论中询问我是干嘛的，统一回复说明下：不是法官，是公诉人，就坐在原告人和代理人前面……", "question": "你所经历的最羞耻的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金城武和工藤静香", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847699"}
{"text": "寒假作业等开学之后几天再交。", "question": "哪一句反派人物的话让你刷新了对他的看法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对理发店师傅说不要全剪，留一点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3u58VqFicET8nClCKWYB6tIxZXJNCU9gZJsCLgxRBU8qu50ZL5I1pPvibg"}
{"text": "第一次进入下水道时激动不已的大便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu8btq75doj60ci0elgpv02"}
{"text": "源氏血脉觉醒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1guzs51cj04j60ci0elgox02"}
{"text": "一下课立马冲向秋千还是被高年级抢先一步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gubs6j6zr2j60ci0el77u02"}
{"text": "越陷越深，不知为何开始对人际关系感到困扰。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "牧野", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5795665"}
{"text": "高桥名人的绝技！一秒钟内打出四个球！", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "魔术师：看！鸽子不见了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nkalCnjOP0u2Ba0AWXvRzU7x0JNj1lia8MH48XvibJ19Z8hrQUtyOdnyw"}
{"text": "上左那只猫身上的黑线是谁画的", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "乖孙子，赶紧的，神婆附体成功了，快让他教你物理！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usgHo2wUibJGvdwMDicV6cM5icR2tdDznaTXXnaich4YtUyXvsqbUa12hr3A"}
{"text": "舍不得丢弃。", "question": "为什么拥有核武器的国家反对核武器？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099509"}
{"text": "看到猫和狗在开车后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8t6v8kjkjj30ci0eljvu"}
{"text": "本命年到了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "我来之前就这样了", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "“工藤新一吃人啦！！！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "怎么也塞不进原包装了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ddnv02xbj30ci0el785"}
{"text": "我是一只猫，名字还没想好。喵太——饭来喽！嗨喵！❤", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6933521"}
{"text": "10、9、8、7", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrugw0ciuj20fu0e4q7g"}
{"text": "阿帕酒店社长的帽子", "question": "请问如何测量一米？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4131956"}
{"text": "试图跟家母讲道理的时候。", "question": "哪个瞬间你突然觉得读书真没用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "多亏了这个，所有的魔法都被注册了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4008229"}
{"text": "艾伦先生非常精通。", "question": "请问有没有英语教材？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902945"}
{"text": "摄像头被发现了，你这个傻瓜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447160"}
{"text": "懒洋洋的忍者君", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6638866"}
{"text": "把三根筷子插到桌缝真不吉利", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksRB91IBRiamGpPTJM4jeiaW2970OcIfgNDztoaXibYAzndsqaNjonnov9Q"}
{"text": "真的呢！这么多啊！那个绝对是刺猬！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6616737"}
{"text": "大家爆发了。", "question": "麻烦告诉我一下《进击的巨人》的内容。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263486"}
{"text": "这家伙真奇葩！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380477"}
{"text": "你是不是吃了那边的蘑菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0ib1QdCEic2NPicEbdD0YjG9sReOzdianvicfmR7V2HDZmNt9E2q4m9zgficA"}
{"text": "送？花瓶？我才没吃啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h58wfm80jnj30ci0elq6t"}
{"text": "一开门就慌慌张张关DVD提裤子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwx2fa9bkuj30ci0el41b"}
{"text": "刚拿到的气球飞走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbxchlcjwqj30ci0elq6w"}
{"text": "跟老师说了第一志愿后她就这样一直看着我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7ibOS0LrFcDEKSMovAGTJpHJVF2g1psGEZlzqAKrawNR8ic5s5FVUzxMw"}
{"text": " 熊老师你头发怎么被吹走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "她告诉我因为是偷偷摸摸的旅行，所以不能引人注意，结果在住宿的地方也一直悄悄的。", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "7359677"}
{"text": "没气了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7326096"}
{"text": "从现在开始，马奥这个人会不断地讲出很多低级的笑话，所以我们要做好防御准备。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "97743"}
{"text": "不是告诉过你暴力解决不了任何问题吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZaPcyRBicgZaGsD3ZdDRLiaAsiaticoeptSG7nyYiahyTKhUuy6ZykOsySibjw"}
{"text": "一天陪女朋友去看首饰，看到红宝石，我随口一句 ：「这不就是一种刚玉嘛，没啥看的。」她白了我一眼，我也没在意。又看到了碧玺，我又随口一句：「这不就是电气石嘛，哪天找人从实验室给你要一块。」结果突然感觉到后脊背一凉，看着女朋友盯着我的眼神，我意识到我这矿物学是白学了……", "question": "有没有哪个时刻让你突然感觉到：「我的矿物学白学了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天气姐姐被风吹得几乎能看到裙子里面的时候，转播突然换成了三宅。", "question": "早安电视播出时，观众投诉蜂拥而至，到底发生了什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6985983"}
{"text": "男人回来了，我得做好迎接的准备。", "question": null, "star": 634, "type": "I2T", "image": "3007834"}
{"text": "为了不弄脏自己的手，跟朋友合作消灭了蟑螂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ey6c0adssrj209r0aujsk"}
{"text": "我没事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv8xculzqgj60ci0eltda02"}
{"text": "想要涩涩.jpg", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "站脚的地方", "question": "你是绑架犯，请做出让警察惊讶的事情。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6439705"}
{"text": "那个孩子...一个人用蜜柑哭了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4324962"}
{"text": "可还是记不得她长啥样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1havxyv7qo8j30ci0elwfq"}
{"text": "家长会。", "question": "35-45 岁的用户用什么产品交友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！这种情况下还有保险可以买吗！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1820720"}
{"text": "有钱了不起啊，照样挂了！", "question": "当你老了或者死了，你最希望得到后世什么样的评价？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5805107"}
{"text": "岳飞为什么没有抗日？", "question": "牛顿为什么没有获得诺贝尔奖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学的时候 CRT 显示器 17 寸十几公斤我妈把主机和显示器一起锁在楼底储藏间我住在七楼没有电梯我下课到我爸妈回来有 45 分钟我需要回到家放下书包跑到楼下偷偷开锁搬着合起来二十公斤的电脑装备上楼装好开机打游戏然后用电风扇空调冰袋之类给显示器降温趁我爸妈回来前再搬下楼去拆开放好日复一日好久都没有被发现做梦都在优化搬运流程直到有个邻居跟我妈说了你小孩怎么天天在搬东西", "question": "你为了玩游戏做的最疯狂的一件事儿是啥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把今年设为闰秒年，让公司放假吧！", "question": "闰年说一句话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2655579"}
{"text": "刚才那句是讽刺你听不出来吗？", "question": null, "star": 863, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggwcowa721j21061acdnk"}
{"text": "午餐的红豆面包突然说话了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3286640"}
{"text": "瓦坎达for…forever？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "学生会的权力建立在学生的想象上。", "question": "和学生会领导去 KTV，被性骚扰怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个阻止政变的僧侣的心是空的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6724562"}
{"text": "红叶逐渐不来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2387578"}
{"text": "大面包", "question": "在食物上加两个字，变成七个字，会变得不好吃，请试试看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7017674"}
{"text": "身为一条龙，就知道叨逼叨叨逼叨，不把精力用在吓人喷火这种有逼格的事情上，就知道叨逼叨叨逼叨，叨逼叨叨逼叨，I am the fire,I am the death。只能说，装逼必然遭箭穿，话多就是死得快。", "question": "史矛革是电影里最厉害的一条龙吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀哎呀，你还是不打算放弃带我走吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6003950"}
{"text": "好的，没问题，我们快点儿过去吧。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7022114"}
{"text": "马拉松", "question": "马拉松前做了什么准备？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4287403"}
{"text": "哎呀！中曾根先生竟然101岁了？愿他安息。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4816539"}
{"text": "端木 桶", "question": "有什么类似「尼古拉斯·赵四」的名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "普罗修特！我钓到布加拉提的脑袋了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "红薯烤好了吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6399551"}
{"text": "拉倒吧，她那就是喜欢人家，要是不喜欢她就说我做牛做马也要报答你啊！", "question": "「小女子无以为报，唯有以身相许」的逻辑是什么？真的存在这种案例吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天上的神仙实在看不过愚公一家超生于是就派力士搬了太行王屋堵了他家门口。", "question": "名著倒写会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肯尼迪化身的怪兽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHJibEfFZaeReaMXzvQ28J36RvR0uNPc32e0OopibWlhZaXHeicOdxWh4DA"}
{"text": "猎人不在。", "question": "我讨厌这样的逃跑中。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6752640"}
{"text": "小兰！快用头上的角使出野蛮冲撞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0Nlg4fCFGOguW6V9H9QIVkJTVA726qhJHjxezcCrPjD1GA4RibwFbriaw"}
{"text": "10k 比 1w 多 240 块钱。。。", "question": "为什么说薪酬超过一万的时候都用几十 k 或者十几 k 而不是直接说几万，是因为比较直观还是显得多一点?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "寻人启事", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2038990"}
{"text": "他会时不时夹杂一些外星语来说：“你看，我可是半个外国人呢。”", "question": "宇宙人和地球人的共同点是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010458"}
{"text": "缓冲材料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhx9q8txhmj30ci0elmzt"}
{"text": "比赛……不是今天.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06D7cLRJkIf7A1hMqPlaLSPaichWhkXSrdvFCdFfwlO1TnibRo6biczzyicPA"}
{"text": "掘地求生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7iaYNztY6BubgPPCibYvsmBm39Ndk8Luibc3hQYrn2WwKSu2OG8eoV2B0Q"}
{"text": "老（班主任）说：以后谁不交作业自己主动交 10 块班费给班长。我：老谭，能办月票么。 老解（生物老师）：我们学校里所有的老师与学生算不算一个种群？我：不算，不能自由交配来着。", "question": "上课时给老师捧哏是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还没到休息时间呢请回售票机里去吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0PvjrjQianXTGICDcnOaibytp7SZvR0U2QA72Upj9QMWiagYqB7CKrIlZA"}
{"text": "三十五年，楚伐随。随曰：「我无罪。」楚曰：「我蛮夷也。」", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的临场反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们有纸吗？", "question": null, "star": 213, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw81dqi251j61041an48302"}
{"text": "震动棒广告创意", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "无知的主角在巨人张口之前还在对话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jqic2Hy7z56jU82e3HHKgeqiauVf40yFoh6zJWxqbuJVabJnQTrSowOIoA"}
{"text": "第一次玩老鹰捉小鸡却选择了地狱难度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPW9PhkPOvpO6RCO2MGwjJQxTgB07hiaP87g8zYhRYwNrGszAMyoiahqVEA"}
{"text": "拉起来，放开，啪，一声，特好玩。我忽然明白我为啥没女朋友了", "question": "约会时发现女生的肩带露出来了该如何反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "校长也戴假发。", "question": "请展现必杀技的样子。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5141186"}
{"text": "直到主人快拼完时才发现拼图是自己照片(。>><)", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsr6jfpauhj30ci0el420"}
{"text": "遮住脸，不遮住胸。", "question": "请你坦率地说出你的想法，不要隐瞒任何部分。", "star": 64, "type": "T2T", "image": "6755495"}
{"text": "「听说你有个很可爱的老婆，活下去！」说完队长便冲入了敌阵事到如今，老婆是二次元的这事儿已经说不出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnt4yxcaf6j30ci0elaic"}
{"text": "救我~的声音...用水浇灭了它，使之安静下来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6044067"}
{"text": "隐身术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGQzGOgafCk7hpiaiaNkmm6cwUrG4Dczh5HcQooEZyKJbGlXwDqjDyknwQ"}
{"text": "在找你妈？她去旅行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5tvNjXcGzsx70vt95ia9eu15CibxKXuKxjuOCB8d6LBXxiaJ0uLXnvjMmA"}
{"text": "快点！把疫苗给我！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5757040"}
{"text": "民政局工作人员把男方名字打错了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "压岁钱我先帮你存着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcmFvTDqJJiaajEibsvwmDM3LWRGqPickBibnt7N4ibjwannECkKWiaEZGgiajA"}
{"text": "新手的替身使者看起来好弱。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2719174"}
{"text": "实在想不通犯罪手法是什么，就让这次案件留在记忆的档案架里吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvXButgXVY21xsciaibt7ELicwKmwDORIaGcUJeFeaTH1SrcpyHKicPwibicJQ"}
{"text": "我和我老婆在玩上有个共识，就是除非两个人的兴趣或者在某项爱好上水平差不多，要不然就各玩各的。", "question": "女朋友总要求陪男生去网吧打游戏，男生不愿意，惹女票生气了，已道歉，接下来女朋友该不该继续陪着男朋友去打游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海的女儿。有的人和自己本就不是一个世界的，放弃自我去成为那个世界的人，最终只能成为一堆泡沫。", "question": "长大后，你对哪些童话或寓言故事有了新的理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老头子吃过这六兄弟的苦头，知道他们极不好惹，跟着凑趣，说道：「依在下之见！环顾天下英雄，武功高的固多。说到相貌，那是谁也比不上桃谷六仙了。」群豪跟着起哄。有的说：「岂仅俊美而已，简直是风流潇洒。前无古人，后无来者。」有的说：「潘安退避三舍，宋玉甘拜下风。」有的说：「武林中从第一到第六的美男子，自当算他们六位。令狐公子最多排到第七。」桃谷六仙不知众人取笑自己，还道是真心称赞，更加笑得合不拢嘴。桃枝仙道：「我妈当年说咱六个是丑八怪，原来说得不对。」有人笑道：「当然不对了，你们只有六个人，怎能成为丑八怪?」有人轻道：「加上他们爹娘……」《笑傲江湖》第 26 章", "question": "金庸小说里有哪些把你笑出腹肌的桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "反正最差伴侣是 wifi。", "question": "你读书时最好的「伴侣」是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "htbyaiby比起恶魔，我身边的人类可怕得多啦厂对说这话那小孩担心得不得了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv348k1b58j60ci0el78602"}
{"text": "尽管被警告会有头部攻击，但保镖还是时不时地将防护罩移开。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5209920"}
{"text": "和老公认识第一年的愚人节，他电话给我们说，我今天生日你们晚上来吃饭、我们回了短信说好的。然后都没有去。他一个人等了一晚上。第二天，他找我们，默默的掏出他的身份证。。。愚人节出生的孩子伤不起。。。", "question": "有哪些有趣的愚人节玩笑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跨年夜，和朋友一起去准备跨年倒数，外面冷的很，就进了一家日料店。我指着菜单问小哥:这个好吃吗？他腼腆的笑了笑，回头望了望，对我们小声说:不好吃~", "question": "购物时店家有哪些看似善良却让你哭笑不得的举动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "UFO想吸走她们可是有一个怎么都吸不动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1er6ek0om7hj20an093taa"}
{"text": "当年中考，是文理综合卷，政治，历史，物理，化学在同一张卷子上。有一道题是这样的：背景描述：我国载人航天工程 blablabla第一小题：以宇宙飞船为参照系，宇航员是_______; 以地球为参照系，宇航员是_______.标准答案：以宇宙飞船为参照系，宇航员是_静止的_; 以地球为参照系，宇航员是_运动的_.然而改卷子的我看着这个答案久久回不过神……某生答案：以宇宙飞船为参照系，宇航员是_航天英雄_; 以地球为参照系，宇航员是_普通公民_.听说后来……我省中考就取消大综合的考试方式了……", "question": "你见过哪些试卷中出现的奇葩作答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这钱我已经踩住了！", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "后面传来声音：“喂！那不是降落伞，是我的行李！”但是已经晚了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1377787"}
{"text": "世界首辆沼气动力车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZxFhYKIibDArcdVfmQia6NaaC6r23c0XyGNwqDp9tE7V0pialX8hpt3nFw"}
{"text": "什么？一分钟内打100下吗！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364134"}
{"text": "我私以为农村的狗比我都快乐", "question": "农村的狗相比城市的宠物狗是否过的更快乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我的毛发有点浓密哦面基时跟想象的有点不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdczcbjlxqj30ci0el75x"}
{"text": "关闭美颜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotjHeDKibzbPAQXequIMEsgJK2xGwDcpmH3yicIzjicsjpZ9SDIfM9lHNPA"}
{"text": "虽然水很浅但还是忍不住想要游泳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u31eMGafUgUlb9Ub4iaT8Vn2Via1f7ibMuJ1ZePG403DTfg1ltvdkKV5X1Q"}
{"text": "好羡慕啊……那只狗狗……我没有驾照……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8oodksffcj30ci0el0wf"}
{"text": "在擦肩而过的时候小声嘀咕对方黑历史的精神攻击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDpXwnqUXWJNQqZwstX9qCqvclAj5uahbGTcsZm8J86ialmzlcu8aicUzJ67xrEZ1r8jxtj0Bib1D7Bw"}
{"text": "老师你再点下名吧，好像有人游走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickujXCtD42QW9kYuARSLichyPvE5BXnpzfibE2k5OL1hzXSMVOtZHSuCkaw"}
{"text": "热狗高校", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "现在升级了。今天理发，小哥问我会不会写吃鸡的外挂。", "question": "为什么很多人觉得计算机专业的会修电脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到乔治小猴子的最后一集预告，我就感到不祥的预感。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7232999"}
{"text": "好了，上课了啊。", "question": "如何用一句话破坏聊天氛围？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打印机广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCnl77j1UyxCB8sO96Yu9nFghxOia0nia91wkX56qehYjKEp0RDKFloHa6VibacDHZoOkAfkeSKFibgyg"}
{"text": "进退两男", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNuiaGjicyHhrrXsZ40QYibia9T3IcSdzXbwtFIqXG05iaa92It0sxdapvOog"}
{"text": "先别吐，想好是什么垃圾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gwCeiaItXb96zBeXdIdBbkyF6ZT0ac3hhibFrz4A428eBwc1VsE64pvCA"}
{"text": "本年度咬人冠军在其战绩墙前的合影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1gS2xsNWKib2APXCAib2iaJ4BSd0HolSicKNUpH5DdBpAu39jffGiabicPOANg"}
{"text": "那就给你拍一曲野蜂飞舞吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE9fpA9WCf7UxkkXy2ticUPuUdv4C1h38YBb5CODYXXdBymcDs6IzDH3Q"}
{"text": "蘑菇生长了。", "question": "试着在Pokemon的名字后面加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139642"}
{"text": "不小心撞了下肩膀雅木茶就挂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6jz6d34fvj30ci0elaea"}
{"text": "等待是最矫情的自 high。", "question": "陪伴是最长情的告白，那等待是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她丢的不是绣球，是岳父！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtufwy7rnxj60u80x6tfq02"}
{"text": "这里开始需要会员注册。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6989129"}
{"text": "我去找孔明借张东风", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luynOw6KfPkiaQ7F3Zcib59xmqb20l9bc6oXe0zlVib7AHPAwAvgeqebTavg"}
{"text": "早说了不要吃闹钟嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkgPRZWII3PrYB9NoI6Vz114ZFIrxrib4gBqCru8TyuaGEicmUpTH9Ap0A"}
{"text": "这是一项很简单、只需要剥皮的工作。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6852127"}
{"text": "这么做没问题吗？半夜在你耳边哭可怎么办啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070969"}
{"text": "你这里有一点问题但我用PS帮你修好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGPzicGZFVO6kx2ibPXGzac8FMBELQ7ezSBxoovmicjDw2gmNzl5hPhRLeYg"}
{"text": "超市惊爆价太优惠赶紧藏一下免得被抢光了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3OAhLjjCZtictOvKn9bSUTv3623dbiaEW0L9OuxPVg7ykBu2gnFPySwMg"}
{"text": "我是嫡长子，哈哈哈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prplnvfvj20ai0c6mz6"}
{"text": "因为咖啡面包的新面孔，我完全不困。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6342147"}
{"text": "当时压路机速度太快了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibCjQVJ8a7h1IBwW5tCP36IsotfoGIAhuzwWic9hMbvxoMD0tqNIMkUGQ"}
{"text": "一个人拉上所有连衣裙的后背拉链。", "question": "你最孤独的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突击！你来做晚饭！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "377026"}
{"text": "没戴防具就展现出了相当高的技术...弱点在哪里？试试解开蝴蝶结吧！", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "6531485"}
{"text": "人类鼓励师。", "question": "整天在朋友圈发励志言论但是现实中却从来不做，这类人应该叫什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "带技术小哥出门的市场小哥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHdTJT455bPx95WFbU9YGV1E1P765559I3GvG0k6vFKduRA7ucBMMluOKNibN3RkzuCqcvQKpd3Pw"}
{"text": "心情凌乱我没办法，房间乱我有妙招。每次家里特别乱的时候，我都会跟女朋友吵架。吵得特别厉害之后，她会生气，然后会收拾东西准备回家。这个时候我再跪下来把她留下，家里也变得整洁多了。（知乎日报注：戳评论区发现女生版本）", "question": "如何整理自己凌乱的生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "社会主义合法同居群", "question": "你的宿舍群群名叫什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到一个和自己很像的人，第二次看到他的脸时的反应。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "元素周期表上你没听到过的基本都应该比黄金贵。", "question": "比黄金还贵的东西有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "见过不少有钱人，他们都有同一个习惯，可能真的是富人家的教育了他们都喜欢匿名回答", "question": "真正的富人家的名媛是怎样的教育与日常？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "网友顺着网线找过来了", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "你都成为钢铁侠了……你还怕什么漫威？", "question": "如果钢铁侠被造出来，会不会被漫威告侵权？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里小侄女五岁半，天真可爱又无赖，总缠着我问问题，我回答不上来她就撅着小嘴闹脾气。有一次看电视的时候，里面女主角说了一句：我什么都不要，只想要爱情。小侄女听了，问我爱情是什么，好吃吗？我哭笑不得，回答说：好吃，特别甜。接着我给她剥橙子递给她吃，她咬了一口就摇摇头不吃了，皱着眉头说：这个橙子没有爱情。", "question": "你听过的最可爱的拒绝是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "H", "question": null, "star": 201, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "在对岸发现和鳄鱼玩耍的人，感到非常吃惊......原来是爬行动物啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1867343"}
{"text": "超脱的境界", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3415152"}
{"text": "说个真事。今天在上海组织一场业内交流活动，一建行的理财师，外地飞来参加，特地绕道去，看看建行无人银行。结果大老远跑过去，一看：关门，周末休息。这下大家都放心了，原来机器人也要周末休息，我们不会失业了。", "question": "如何评价建行的「无人银行」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "击垮我吧/我是块硬骨头/小骷髅头", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "2934794"}
{"text": "自由泳比赛的绝对王者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ge0ecfld1uj2108108afh"}
{"text": "打包煎饼的兼职工作。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6451990"}
{"text": "现在我在俄克拉荷马州。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2308968"}
{"text": "在这里说一句话。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2509268"}
{"text": "别难过了！我也没看见油漆未干四个字……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g9t0lgkzggj20u00uzdm6"}
{"text": "“哇！便便停不下来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEFMrdBqur56Bv46jQgWvQFJXP8TeCSFjibPIgXlP2pnWicsRNhgvibRF8A"}
{"text": "太薄了/太浓了。", "question": null, "star": 69, "type": "I2T", "image": "6765113"}
{"text": "心情是藏不住的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2980140"}
{"text": "不不不。我们不仅不喜欢出身底层的人，我们也不喜欢出身上层的人。我们喜欢的是和自己有同样起点，成就却不如自己的人。", "question": "有些人为什么不喜欢出身底层的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尿样里确实含有大量兴奋剂……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkZ6912j9HPceHiaeEF5Oevmb3VgkAoJqAwHu8pO6OJOS1UECmooDEO1w"}
{"text": "这就不行啦？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPAbSWTIV4GPpAnS9ZVoRLSKlyMGqmBBcHTiaiapl038MXl74orwicribKFg"}
{"text": "自己的傻笑挥之不去。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "小夫惹怒静香后的末路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gow0pbxdmqj30ci0eln2g"}
{"text": "等到安静下来的大泽体育老师。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5999519"}
{"text": "死因：心肺复苏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eon3efdy1oj209109kmy0"}
{"text": "反正就是陪审团审判。", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "我想跟做出美味料理的主厨当面道谢……『你从哪搞到我家地址的？』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw5d130ribj30ci0elwis"}
{"text": "“咚”", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "斧柄挺好用的，斧头还给你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRryKPrdcXUOp04ibJ2SpYVdzXia3fH3R7h6AqqYj7X27xyrlZibBXqnvCiaQ"}
{"text": "再弄坏东西下一个就抓走妈妈了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWTxIky9tBOEpUwwQe8IiaF4PSqjraMcc7BX74sBCr1uTy3oIzFHyAaug"}
{"text": "肌肉", "question": "最喜欢的一个字。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2784636"}
{"text": "正在找北", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MAENdXUdePrjcelibujNzxkoU5JU9s4qqfGX8luyU87OgibGTnIxYclhQ"}
{"text": "约会地点不小心点了群发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyh8KXadfu3FZ5knef8SQF9zr20oUbicWnKUiaOc1rIzYKoULgmcIAS98Q"}
{"text": "我看到了同样的乌龟正在被欺负，于是明白了这个系统。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6231112"}
{"text": "“什么？你摆出吃面的表情。只是准备而已吧？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6531485"}
{"text": "恶意", "question": "能抱我一下吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245198"}
{"text": "街头霸王2的奖励关卡", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7023525"}
{"text": "烤香", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "你们村今年给皇帝进贡的妃子也被退回来了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0MhRx5yQyBvswic0Q8mQeuOjHlaNVDy9yVRlhXjrjnkqZUibyskn4YTCg"}
{"text": "讲了一个自觉得好笑的笑话还好朋友情商比较高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UH8iaqxlfTWMeqqcG9XtyIP5o54piaehibsrNcoFschOsemYDMbrav6HhXg"}
{"text": "眼镜你在哪儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ubd6cbpsj20fv0f7dho"}
{"text": "在厨房里，看到题主在杀鱼，我该……？", "question": "如果在草原上，拿着一支猎枪，看到一只狮子正要吃一只斑马，应该开枪救下斑马吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出差带回来的礼物正在分发给所有人，但他还没过来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2696093"}
{"text": "为什么写东北长春？为什么不写吉林长春？", "question": "珠峰每年向东北长春移动 4.2 厘米，为何要选择长春作为参照物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有天乱翻护肤品测评，看到有个面霜是装在紫色玻璃罐里的（卖家管它叫紫水晶），宣传语是——「瓶子的设计心思巧妙，光线透过紫水晶的瓶身，就变成了紫外线，有消毒杀菌的功用。」", "question": "没文化有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "捉鸭脖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3wFhHyP7IzzSwWJLBuYy6VYMBbzBGZ9rROYOyPAsbuarmtqCr0bD95A"}
{"text": "不要再画了，眉毛够粗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egjvk25z11j20a909h0tc"}
{"text": "儿子被父母溺爱，每次堵车他们都会看着我，真烦人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3323664"}
{"text": "室友养了一盆，我伸进去问它会吃掉我么？室友说「它不吃猪肉」。", "question": "手伸入捕蝇草里会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要是用现金就好了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6444462"}
{"text": "田中！呼吸！呼吸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjYIrSPJiaiaQ1dAeWw6NNVnGLiaBx7RhHYAbP41ict5XDQkgxZSibMQ7icfmJA"}
{"text": "肿瘤", "question": "举个越变越大就越麻烦的东西的例子。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7306010"}
{"text": "上课困的一批的你突然看到镜头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqtYTNuicia8jNK7fSK5YQKezT1iaVoSWkHHPvJlqPbf994sLDLdOfBbyIA"}
{"text": "可以在脚上晒出一个人字。", "question": "相对于普通拖鞋，人字拖对于人们的吸引力究竟在哪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "约会的女儿和担心的老父亲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQfialXCQFJ9yzJBXCde9JsD0hJ6Faic8aIkcu14b5thLpJQhicolosODnA"}
{"text": "蚊子：“哈呼呼……看来你要停下了，年轻人！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7253356"}
{"text": "好像有人在用LINE。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5645697"}
{"text": "题主有没有听说过有一种东西叫「疫苗」。", "question": "为何现代医学总是强调新药的研发，而很少提及如何巧妙地动用人体的自愈机制治疗疾病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近我直视着手机屏幕上的自己反光，不禁想，我在干什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 249, "type": "I2T", "image": "4531829"}
{"text": "木偶的妹妹", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7295712"}
{"text": "医生：【不是说了吗，尿检只要一点点就好了】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJpHPTC5SXZ0ZtsQxPIcWJbH6fDK6RsuicAhjhnWyIA8icVrFib91VkUlTA"}
{"text": "大家都记不起我是谁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5tpj3m80wj30ci0eldkd"}
{"text": "「都什么时候了还派普通外科医生！」", "question": "有哪些有名的，想讽刺他人无能，却暴露自己无知的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不想背政史地。", "question": "对于选择理科为专业并且最终走上做科研道路的人，是什么样的理由使你最终坚持下来了呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "壁咚", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6882314"}
{"text": "三人都这么想", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5ce57pxk6j30ci0elmzz"}
{"text": "在这广阔无垠的世界里~ 这是风评受害之歌吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3237580"}
{"text": "我们希望通过热汤广告让节目做得更好，尽快推出努力奋斗的演员。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4458847"}
{"text": "你头发光了...", "question": "被人夸赞但完全不开心的客套话，请说一下。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6459779"}
{"text": "到处都有门。", "question": "给哆啦A梦的秘密道具加一个字，让它变得无用。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5311991"}
{"text": "13 年春节去红色高棉，过海关时海关人员双手合十：xiaofei。我以为是当地的礼貌用语，于是我也双手合十低头还礼：xiaofei。如此反复三次后，我太太说：老公你能把小费先付了吗？", "question": "你在过边检和海关的时候，遇到过什么难忘的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牙齿、牙齿", "question": "请你创造一个新的表情符号。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6652320"}
{"text": "把脸皮练厚，看它还敢不敢嘴硬", "question": "为什么蚊子的嘴不是很坚硬，但是可以刺进人的皮肤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这跟是不是道士没关系，道家不反对这一套。这是单身狗与肆意秀恩爱的情侣之间的战争。", "question": "在道观与女朋友拥抱，被道士呵斥该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "帮便利店整理货柜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "在弧面抹上奶油，这样的话每次都会是有奶油的一面向下了。", "question": "美国队长的盾牌要是扣在光滑的地板上，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一年级眼中的六年级", "question": null, "star": 343, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ya788rw7j614016iguw02"}
{"text": "今日运势第一名的人", "question": null, "star": 161, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyl6xitbt5j610w10wam102"}
{"text": "好吃一点，好吃一点", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "“果然，替身使者之间是会相互吸引的，人类”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "x^\\mu=(x,y,z,ict) ", "question": "如何一句话惹怒你这个行业？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您的甲方是国务院还是中央政治局？", "question": "火神山之后甲方要求一天出图怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老板没跑出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgy5wXO5AMGiclsJYREOaTPsVfzPugqkIIJqGWPTrI5vZeeJpFZuciaSI1g"}
{"text": "吃得津津有味", "question": "狐狸现在在想什么。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5913645"}
{"text": "收集七百万个这种球，就能实现任何愿望。", "question": "把它放大十万一倍，变得非常麻烦和讨厌。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "1682622"}
{"text": "情况就是这样，我怀了园长的孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROyn1c0Kt7Jviame1IE2nvXK2TLib8JsXtyzAg6ChyicuUARAckN0eibNiaxDd0rIvawdrnFfic6QgHwaA"}
{"text": "药理老师上课非常牛逼地教我们如何慢计量用药杀死一个人，有半年计量，一年计量两年计量五年计量和 n 年计量，男生只是听听，而所有女生都在认真做笔记。", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过的有意思的病例有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赶在贞子之前……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "奥利奥真美味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMeOiaxm0ZFbE9lvCEBgOSrpfoicb0dia5iakI16RtkSVk20FNic8oLheHSP0w"}
{"text": "嘿嘿，图和边框之间我就不保持1mm的间距", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3hWibPllBjrkJlsmXdqlU9sgeKAU7oavko8CQu7YFQGgMyibu4IgLdwzA"}
{"text": "去年我买了一个鼠标，因为知乎。因为有一个回答特别特别长，我又不怎么感兴趣看，就拼命的咕噜滚动轴，后来，滚动轴坏了，买了个鼠标。谢谢各位的点赞和评论，我已经知道了摁下还可以翻。", "question": "你因为知乎买过一些什么东西？感觉如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赏花大会，最后还是没有人来啊...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5583382"}
{"text": "是谁在开车", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "手肘的角度是这样的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7072584"}
{"text": "华丽君万岁！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494586"}
{"text": "我觉得教室的空调坏了反而好。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6748268"}
{"text": "太阳拳！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6121935"}
{"text": "我们这是正规的按摩店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "U-turn rush. \n\n紧急掉头潮。", "question": "我觉得。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061733"}
{"text": "小时候家里很穷，从来不给我零花钱。为了买五毛钱的亲亲虾条，我想尽了各种办法。听说塑料瓶一个两分钱，我每天都在村里找瓶子，可实在太少了，所以趁着周末我打算去镇上捡。那天捡了一中午的瓶子，我算了算差不多能有七毛钱了，就打算蹲树下凉快会再去卖，旁边一位卖包子的大叔还给了我一个包子吃，我狼吞虎咽地吃着。没想到这一幕被村里人看到了，回去跟我爹说：你家阿击在镇上捡破烂要饭呢！我爹气疯了，骑着自行车就来镇上逮我，当时我正好把瓶子卖完回家。狭路相逢，我爹上来就揪着我的耳朵说：家里是不给你吃还是不给你喝，你去镇上捡破烂？我当时灵光一闪，哭着脸说：爹，我是看你鞋破了，想赚钱给你买双新的。我爹顿时说不出话了，眼泪刷一声流了下来，对我说：好儿子，爹不要你的钱，走，爹给你买好吃的去。就这样，我终于买到了心心念念的亲亲虾条！我还记得当时我打开包装一闻，天灵盖都在颤抖。不过，我也没忘了继续扮演好儿子，我说：爹，你先吃。我爹说：爹不吃，你吃吧。我假装为难地吃起了虾条，我爹笑着看着我，多么一副父慈子孝的画面啊！我吃的时候掉下来半个，我爹顺手捡起来吃了。我当时又灵光一闪，心想再让我爹感动一把，说不定游戏机也给我买了。于是我把虾条都扔到了地上，抬头看着我爹说：爹，你吃。到底没躲过去一顿打。", "question": "什么样的人才是真正的吃货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "认识了一个帅哥他和我主动打招呼他要找我合影他只是觉得我长得像c罗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd40YTTsBKQ6XXxjgtNBGGIWzcrNCN5ZYmPa5rdIpwGbiatamZHOKzREgg"}
{"text": "给题目挑刺的人在送往医院后顺利复苏了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825654"}
{"text": "1、怎样看待我不能用银行的钱？柜员说即使撕破了也不能给我用，我说我就用一张，反正银行的钱放在那里也是放着，等银行要用的时候我马上还。2、怎样看待我不能住别人家的空房？业主说即使房子倒了也不能给我住，我说我就住几天，反正你的房子空在那里也是空着，等你搬回来了我马上让出来。3、怎样看待我不能吃酒店的菜？老板说即使菜倒掉了也不能给我吃，我说我就吃几碗，反正你每天要倒掉那么多菜，等你有客人了我马上吐出来还给你。4、怎样看待我不能坐出租车？司机说即使我瞎兜风都不能带我，我说我就坐个几公里，反正你瞎晃悠也是晃悠一样费油，等你的乘客来了我马上下车。还能怎样看待？报酬与服务相等，你得到更好的服务是否付出了等额的价值？如果没有，给钱啊。", "question": "高铁上无座者不能坐一等座的无人空座位，乘务员说即使卖不出去也不能给我们坐。如何看待这种现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果你有一个很棒的令女生俯视之处，那也不错。", "question": "男生身上一定要有令女生仰望之处，女生才会爱上男生吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为头等舱炒菜油烟大怕熏着你们", "question": "为什么飞机商务舱一直拉着帘子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不是说只放个屁吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBCKE0NnusHAXQmk1OS8gOibSUb45PTdNtJVfRe6PPFibAzq6sSKzS7AicPKkz92lwfPJctWllx6IZw"}
{"text": "姿势不好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6041478"}
{"text": "我是骗子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6687599"}
{"text": "和母亲节的差距很显著。", "question": "父亲节的那些事儿", "star": 223, "type": "T2T", "image": "4465790"}
{"text": "脸大可以放大美丽。", "question": "脸大是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "丑陋源自平凡。", "question": "一个知道无关紧要的词源的人赢得比赛。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4334021"}
{"text": "figure things out", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4605038"}
{"text": "帮派头目奖金", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6501779"}
{"text": "谁让你把外婆吃了啊！我不管，那明天你去开家长会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNciblK6hUaMGtWBWEzFOYWIh46lWOLPo8hfCWiciaC4jTse0Sib0yQRQdag"}
{"text": "高中时同几个同学一起爬一个野山，奇怪山坡上有铁丝网，就用虎钳剪开钻过去了，然后跳下 5 米高的石头坡。更奇怪的是山下的农田里都是一群光头在干农活。一会儿警笛响起了，一群持枪武警冲过来。原来，我同我的小伙伴翻进了劳改农场。在武警叔叔带我们回去的路上，有一个大石碑上面刻着血红大字「逃跑无出路」……", "question": "你在户外旅行中发生过哪些有趣搞笑的事儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "急普车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icicnqibFbaXbTicuRb4seOvrq8T3rLIFpEafv9wgqDrjCd7WlzLc7A2cyQ"}
{"text": "大雄真棒！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "475693"}
{"text": "当你从美国学校毕业时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3ciblk5O9iaCSAoG81VeEMkwKwRI9cgIQQAzW3aVl3eZdPYcryXWfjKYorA"}
{"text": "我要去我小叔子那里做枕头生意了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5019078"}
{"text": "那是地球吗？不错啊～扎尔邦先生。", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "波平，出来一下。还是应该好好和马斯奥谈一谈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5069635"}
{"text": "别忘了我是靠核能运转的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3371785"}
{"text": "我跟你讲，这个炸弹必须得拿稳咯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkTO21EMZnNOC5lI2zHjWHDgJWdlXyw6EQUVnTCTx0uB4XmqtVrvjibvg"}
{"text": "新买的猫罐头有点新鲜过头了", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "年纪大了，配上饭团正好。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5443802"}
{"text": "从远处看就知道今天的相亲爆雷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0kvo4746sj30ci0el77o"}
{"text": "（公车司机面试现场）一对不起我迟到了一恭喜你被录取了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicoBdZLESMYcxQjWfCZPdVPEflSWbwz4ezZkmHCFbubBeBMOTgabzZbg"}
{"text": "别给来看公开课的老爸丢脸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvku9xjdk3j60ci0el42t02"}
{"text": "搜寻主人下落时殉职", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzmibw24knj30ci0elwi5"}
{"text": "最后一滴雪糕留给你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ks4Oc7zFYWGialP7QJplzrVO9qh2T5wnTGRluHm63USibl2TWcUibowkCyw"}
{"text": "啪一声", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202423"}
{"text": "相信我，煮一包方便面绝对比煮两包好吃。", "question": "有什么知识，你知道后你的世界马上就不一样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最初的事件是关于一匹马娘踢了人而起的。", "question": "名侦探柯南和马娘一起合作会很有趣吧！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6362697"}
{"text": "你长得很丑，你的头发也很奇怪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6885251"}
{"text": "这要是逗哏演员还算罢了，这要是不开眼招来一帮捧哏的那可热闹大了。传销：朋友们你想一夜致富吗？捧哏：谁不想？不想是棒槌！传销：你知道怎么能轻轻松松月入百万吗？捧哏：没听说过。传销：你知道为什么你为什么人过中年还碌碌无为吗？捧哏：净遇着缺德搭档了呗。传销：你知道怎么才能改变命运，迈向成功吗？捧哏：您给学学。传销：加入我们 xx 计划，下一个马云、王健林就是你！捧哏：我呀？传销：对！就是你！捧哏：去你的吧！传销卒……", "question": "如果一帮说相声的被骗到传销组织内部会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他说这是弗利萨的cosplay服装。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6918109"}
{"text": "我更喜欢动物园一些。", "question": "请说“远归舍弃”", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "7236878"}
{"text": "你们听说过要求打印的时候字体要求宋体，不能用黑体么？", "question": "你们见过最抠门的老板什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又出来了个好像马上就要消失的艺人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4522897"}
{"text": "哦，谢谢……地板好凉啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2364830"}
{"text": "你能理解吗？每天都被叫作“小鹿乱撞”的人，即使自己并没有感到兴奋的心情。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4751242"}
{"text": "电池没电了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gfvb7zvsq4j210k10kafv"}
{"text": "在亚马逊买的东西到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn82MNiceuicqapDCia0aUcPpgS63icS1XYEaLAibpI1aWjaqnmCpRh8dcuW8A"}
{"text": "不行，不能靠自己！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjthM44iabA551dzS4hpMxiaMFiaAZyib90nM0xPiaq1xLqH7H8xGPiaLC515sMQ"}
{"text": "把可乐放在笔记本电脑旁边。", "question": "计算机日常操作中哪些是用户容易犯的错？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "腋下出汗的干燥方式很特别。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6132177"}
{"text": "明白吗？就算我按着我的头，Gmail也不会打开。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "220246"}
{"text": "被电梯门夹住时的机智耍帅表现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROYwiaMkF1LMEEGHn8zIIjKib4Or70r5sPlKxFQdc2lsGBszVRbLCa8jPgWJTyH0FVDH9mOzZnGZPA"}
{"text": "开车，遇到前车车牌 404，第一意识是自己走错路了。", "question": "事后才感觉「好像有哪里不对」是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的有一头猪被插进去出不来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4572182"}
{"text": "你是什么东西？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6970691"}
{"text": "钓鱼执法不讲武德，用鸡来诱使我伸出×头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q34YTSNGATj2ib22aAtNiaOyw6PLGK2s2lG6ziaOzFIB2ib6kIPdtDxsrA0RxD1qqEk6YNREkaHiaFgDw"}
{"text": "有人鼓励我不要放弃成为殿堂级的梦想。", "question": "请你告诉我，在逗比中会发生什么温暖的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7317364"}
{"text": "天堂有路你不走，学海无涯苦作舟", "question": "有没有两句不同古诗文里的句子连起来却毫无违和感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "神基妙蒜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5RR41gGzbh3jAic2opj7n8UicWLKRianmsibOsIKtib9bQfWj4qravrPEUVQ"}
{"text": "在镜子前摆出最帅的表情。", "question": "调查了3500名中学生，发现有4%的人在做早上的例行公事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6764542"}
{"text": "医生说一天只能喝一杯所以……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egv7hmt9k6j20b00c9jsf"}
{"text": "互相往对方脖子里塞雪。", "question": "冬天有什么适合情侣的约会项目和游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "借个打火机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG38ick0wMOicWjD7Ojj5pctvrWtUVT92eXWScXBJxH8FI0FD3Kulxka7Gw"}
{"text": "珍贵的人类母亲带幼崽捕猎电话的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmxBpx1KzUcb7pjX5w6jmmlKhIOZeMRs6pCzKnLhHMQAvRbpga8T76TA"}
{"text": "七仙女下凡没有安全着陆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SVSje15umvEicadIvLIvteJzIwicjAMWAibWdV5ygpLytWXwkKDweh8pn940k1IFgHuggFGRIDFrWFA"}
{"text": "表演模仿秀时突然本尊登场", "question": null, "star": 303, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guxv63ugm9j60u0108n1902"}
{"text": "自动门没反应。", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "去吃火锅还是烧烤？", "question": "如何用一句话来安慰失恋的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给我一台美图T8s谁还不是个小仙女咋滴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "8686ab1dly1fkk8j66f43j20dl0bhdlp"}
{"text": "诶？我？虽然没怎么学习过。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6741328"}
{"text": "播放BGM。", "question": "在3,7经营的鬼屋中常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857310"}
{"text": "只要妹妹不在家，我就可以为所欲为。", "question": "那没什么好骄傲的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366500"}
{"text": "傻瓜，笨蛋", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "我也不知道我做的是啥，但很畅销", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlkiaHgOyZBf0bpdgSewulnpv24rMia3hcQRys2zPC5hYCafoNMGykQ6Ycw"}
{"text": "你送别人的礼物可以是打折的时候买的，但你不能当着别人的面买打折礼物", "question": "第一次跟陌生女生出去，男生如果团购吃的是不是会显得很low？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狗狗伸个懒腰。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873527"}
{"text": "用自己的脸碰她的巴掌。", "question": "跟女孩子开玩笑可以碰哪些部位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手心出汗，眼睛却痒！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "354734"}
{"text": "为了参加美国总统选举而参选。", "question": "那位重要议员辞职了，原因是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265036"}
{"text": "这就是犯人的杀人动机！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f0ebrgwmp8j20a00bqmye"}
{"text": "睡过头了。", "question": "孩子们本来可以做到的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386330"}
{"text": "吸门子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZiasqqO3JolMboSiaogWf4mqU4AGpQ6G6KUc3XgBnGVmiackyEzFJyluicA"}
{"text": "老婆没有的香水", "question": "有哪些接触几滴就会死亡的液体？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只有瘦人才能看到我手里这条为你裁制的新裙子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gissw02y3sj60pi0x5jw402"}
{"text": "「开会？等一下，我马上去」耗尽一生将企业做大的猫社长狐寂地望着晒太阳的猫猫们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gue40uy91jj60ci0el41s02"}
{"text": "等一下！999！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6379204"}
{"text": "别怕，我们是基！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eawdxkdrfdj20an0b0758"}
{"text": "今天花样游泳的主题是：拉锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2RuqaVvvZfpzF1QWBOPxMdnnLQVqYdcBDQBhK8tVLxpTBhf4C78zxicOBwD6nyvQGGmGOCicBeT8A"}
{"text": "用不带感情的平静语气说：「让人类永远保持理智，的确是一种奢求。」", "question": "有哪些比较文艺的骂人方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "交给阿库吧。", "question": "麻烦告诉我一下《进击的巨人》的内容。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263486"}
{"text": "与此同时，M78星云的《地球人》皮套演员。。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZjbkhJ6SUeIHj3ABndqa2nYotn4OBNvOia7bbibnL07VBFw09ZcCibGydw"}
{"text": "可以播放全世界人们上传的视频的功能。", "question": "如果Youtube上有这个功能就方便了。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1377187"}
{"text": "哭得满脸是包。", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "我来厨房干什么来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euyr9iai2rj209f06y0ui"}
{"text": "因为有三打，总共三十六只。", "question": "为何白骨精在民间的名气比其他《西游记》妖怪大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "套手指上甩着玩的车钥匙掉下水道里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1et6149a6akj20900c075y"}
{"text": "安徒生是你的朋友！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6462902"}
{"text": "送，你踩我脸了你不知道吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7XQ4jEsv2iciawqdibjowdNYFK7dACyv9RmbesIibtnupsKB89VD0UXXqhGA"}
{"text": "0 error 0 warning", "question": "程序员夫妻结婚戒指刻什么字好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的在劈风斩浪。", "question": "跳伞的吉田沙保里经常会遇到的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7184244"}
{"text": "懻懽慑戁戂戃戄戅戆懯戨戬戫戭戱明白了？", "question": "一个文盲，一个字也不认识，那么他看到汉字的时候是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀，导弹发射出去了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "673874"}
{"text": "朋一进入了疯狂模式。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4037702"}
{"text": "扒开香蕉皮就能过去。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7175058"}
{"text": "会议开始前，要先颁奖。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6936872"}
{"text": "你去狗勾咖啡馆这事儿我已经知道了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg76vxx953j30ci0elq48"}
{"text": "「马上准备金枪鱼！还有带骨肉！『哇~救~命~啊~』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw10z5uzamj30ci0el0x9"}
{"text": "婚礼交换戒指时，新娘给戴在了小指上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq30a4ibvRetKoxMMT60wFGn4LYKSvJWuDJNTFQKKjdLdJEnvu7y3dibo8w"}
{"text": "救护车是这样的！", "question": null, "star": 2597, "type": "I2T", "image": "6263639"}
{"text": "茄子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "好险！要不是戴了安全帽，应该立马就死了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKQic1FFeKXnjMPNPkQSJJPUSRgbFY1fpHs0Y8ra6qickSDRv1RYvONS4g"}
{"text": "转生成了足球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h01lq9qefsj30ci0el425"}
{"text": "储蓄罐里的最后一枚硬币怎么倒不出来？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eeyr1ey6nuj20ae0almyc"}
{"text": "我三次给意识不清的父亲看了色情书刊。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3402560"}
{"text": "小朋友们，老师鞋里的竹签是谁放的呀？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g9290o5y8qj20zo106gqy"}
{"text": "碰到过一个小朋友，走的时候恶狠狠地对我丢下一句话：「我觉得你们公司，会因为你这样的 HR，丢失很多优秀的人才的！！！」过了五分钟冲进会议室：「HR 姐姐对不起，我刚刚不应该那样说话的，能再给我一个机会么？」ヾ(ﾟ∀ﾟゞ)留下我一脸蒙圈。", "question": "你在招聘（求职）过程中遇到的印象深刻的事（人）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "银魂主创在开会", "question": null, "star": 197, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "巧克力好吃！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1863082"}
{"text": "众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，那人却在灯火阑珊处。就叫阑珊吧。", "question": "哪些名字能拯救牛这个姓氏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈！我要把那些碍事的头发剪掉！", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "「穿衣服前怎么没把里面的衣架拿出来呀」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elaot0qnz1j20ak0cgabi"}
{"text": "泳池的浮萍已经泛滥成灾了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3kaXUX25LFXDdPzibPPCh4mJWaWicrhKT176MQeic7mvZzU2VXVAUNs61g"}
{"text": "喂，你看我没有智能线！那就让后面的田边来回答吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7328969"}
{"text": "看到B超显示宝宝很有元气，这下放心了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwcbsqttcvj30ci0el42b"}
{"text": "口袋到手～计划通！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcc0zem9rzj30ci0el78i"}
{"text": "哦，对不起，我没听清楚。你刚才说了什么？", "question": "她忍不住放了个屁，现在尴尬地沉默着，给她一句贴心的话吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365498"}
{"text": "会被盖过，出不了风头。", "question": "为什么不说午后中而说午后?", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7293814"}
{"text": "放心吧 熊孩子在我们幼儿园不会有问题哒", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "为什么你要端这些东西？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "八郎潟的恋爱情故事", "question": "这个节目感觉会在秋田电视台播出。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4288258"}
{"text": "失主不追的话我一般也不跑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstah3X6eegvnmxoWibNic5KXIRgg5CibJVaWkQavNBRXRx3fj36KflcJ1fmQ"}
{"text": "我妈肯定整过。", "question": "妈妈比女儿漂亮两人是怎样的心理体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "竖着还是横着？", "question": "请问你能用通俗易懂的方式向女生解释根太和大引的区别吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6718523"}
{"text": "听我说吧，我的故事~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6897922"}
{"text": "为什么我的王子还不来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3qk6nv3xrj20m90oddis"}
{"text": "想起我以前看过的一个视频或者图片，几年前了，那时候还是能四排的。四个队友挂机，剩下猴子一个，猴子一打五，团灭了对面，准备要推了敌方水晶的时候，四个队友回来了，四个都投降了，然后就输了。隔着屏幕都能感觉到猴子的难过…… ", "question": "《王者荣耀》为什么就是不允许四排？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "月亮", "question": "请用文字让我感到绝望。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793212"}
{"text": "美人鱼打了个醒来后发现退潮了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0aW6IB43kTpF9Js0O3FMeKMplL9omruYSNNnoKJRPIMiaPMsq9pjCQsw"}
{"text": ".衬衫的价格是九卢布十五戈比，所以，你选择 Б 项。", "question": "如果从 50 年代起，俄语成为了中国的科研、教育语言，会对今日的中国产生什么影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "飞吧！你自由了下次别再被人类抓到了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQZvumG04fIx0WZWnPscRC0CrC4uicMnjicuqxwQRY8JkAusJEApEBe4OA"}
{"text": "1. 抑郁症诊断与治疗2. 面对超大压力的自我调节3. 学会控制对导师的失望情绪4. 自我预期管理5. 实验室爆炸应对与自救6. 有毒物质鉴别与中毒后的治疗方案7. 与印度人撕逼能力8. 头发的护理与防脱发方法9. 接受失败的自己，与自己和解", "question": "博士阶段能学到什么硕士学不到的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "露营结束忘了怎么收帐篷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtN5kSOM5nDTh5PPn5AibqmWUMMMbm3A0EWbwMKkzZI9e3y5GxhyrkheA"}
{"text": "家长开放日别人的孩子回答错了问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxl01hh0ibnAzUtibehD6kXB0BuLhyG64e8EIBycf1uRHnWt4UtlmibG7ZaA"}
{"text": "凸特曼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpvibGB9sdPGsiaich2aiabOp5wZayjJnfZcJCp2yf9gmBUicRpxLIP2I6ODw"}
{"text": "猪八戒没挑担子的时候，身上就带着那九齿钉耙，此时负重 5,048；猪八戒多了个挑担子的任务之后，身上可还是有那九齿钉耙的，难不成猪八戒挑担子唐僧帮他扛耙子？不会的。所以，猪八戒此时负重 5,048+100=5,148；这个担子就是传说中那压垮骆驼的最后一根稻草。", "question": "为什么猪八戒能拿五千零四十八斤的钉耙做兵器，挑百十斤的行李担子却嫌沉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太厉害了！", "question": "情书的最后写着令人不悦的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7298639"}
{"text": "大象飞了起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZwibyJPuhWmTTXVwiaG5oliarqezMtWv0RZj2ZVWsD6N2oR7rxPEjXWA8Rg"}
{"text": "观众说妈妈特别讨厌，我想不出反驳的理由。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4918270"}
{"text": "我开始有点听懂你在说什么了。", "question": "请问2030年的流行语是什么？", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4176243"}
{"text": "腾讯新游《碰碰车》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXcuWVEHx8V8BsGN4kHlm0n6AIiccAuOwK0eOKGuNVF87OGNSE8XDeOwA"}
{"text": "你一个道具有什么资格叽叽歪歪的？配合就好了。", "question": "怎样说服老婆结婚不拍婚纱照？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "仔细看，能看见OG牛肉和肌肉掺杂在一起！", "question": "AKB48的成员好像在经营一家烤肉店。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3658834"}
{"text": "「整天玩游戏也不知道和那个谁谁谁出去玩！」可是我 TM 就在和他玩啊……", "question": "不懂游戏的人们说过哪些冒犯你们的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据老妈妈说，那个女孩每周日戴着一副眼镜，头顶只留一根头发在玩石头剪刀布游戏。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "我可没输！我出的是布！不信你看！", "question": null, "star": 592, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8oanvuftxj6140140gru02"}
{"text": "漂亮的女生看起来都挺有钱的，承认吧，长的丑……题主你根本不看。", "question": "为何大学女生看起来比男生有钱得多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我又斩了一个无用的东西。", "question": null, "star": 92, "type": "I2T", "image": "6501520"}
{"text": "几年前，公司团建去泰国，晚上溜达泰国的夜市，看了几件 T 恤挺非主流，符合我的气质。虚心问了旁边的同事，多少钱英语怎么说？回答，How much。于是操起嗓门就跟泰国大妈对话了，我很确定是泰国大妈。我：How much？泰国大妈：10 块！我一脸懵逼地矗立在人群中，这绝壁不是羞辱这么简单。", "question": "英语不好是一种什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年会抽奖抽中了吹风机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibWibo7A8lzxOFzLDEPJaiav2Q7AybbDe4oVHyAWtu8eqGky5qoyJTucKQ"}
{"text": "看起来很好呢~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763578"}
{"text": "巧克力草莓冰激凌球，请你别挡着摄像头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "东京奥运会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZYqnTiaDYVcV4cKFlsv36JQEZ7fwEJIuGxLDfM9iaosgpl4ialibauricicoQ"}
{"text": "想和你成为朋友，所以看着你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322642"}
{"text": "考试延期下节课上自习", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fygmqs1lvnj20yi0zn1kx"}
{"text": "哪个律师那么傻，免费跟你吵架？", "question": "如何吵架吵过律师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "食堂排队的人太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suo4Qvj1E0Gual5aibib7A4ypKjGyZeXqiaPrtV9mGoP7NG6UicjFBYsPVJRQ"}
{"text": "可怜的孩子被偷走了饭团，肚子饿得不行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284019"}
{"text": "狗在这种雨中散步可真够辛苦的啊，幸好我们是猫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4225893"}
{"text": "一边觉的自己在自作多情，一边自作多情。。。", "question": "面对你喜欢的人，一般会是什么表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我虽然爱说话，却被迫担任不说话的角色。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4290534"}
{"text": "从那之后再也没有人见过他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz9f6m6exoj30ci0el3zb"}
{"text": "他怀了牛的孩子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "班主住发来儿子的成绩单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibJoYKrUD36haHpub5RSia592KL8YOoCyhN91PqlzQnszfwHQ9LFqzrkA"}
{"text": "我能用两只手加一条舌头，让你高兴高兴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotV9gQD5vs4O3g28SxnrDNorPQy1vtShkUvOKGCXaicBN89IgU1X4Y8LA"}
{"text": "一个人出演了哈利波特里的所有角色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3kibZ0xib4Cude9noLacQg3qEfEoEe3NWD6icvllbHeVVw0op62GicN72ecQ"}
{"text": "我希望他们是为了买房子……不要是真的离婚…… ", "question": "思文程璐确认离婚，你有什么想说的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被历史车轮碾压的总要嚎叫两声试图证明历史开错了方向。", "question": "怎么看待「淘宝不死，中国不富」这个观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喷气式灰机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xeskiyikj20fn0eagmi"}
{"text": "你们这些家伙，居然把油漆桶打翻了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6231970"}
{"text": "我以为今年我也放假呢~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4999024"}
{"text": "去日本股市，投入本金 5 万美元，随便炒几天轻松提出 100 万日元。", "question": "如何从5万炒股炒到100万？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马蜂", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "你别在这瞎写，我的书呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2443578"}
{"text": "就跟胖虎一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpkbwlckxbj30ci0elgq5"}
{"text": "男生不可以 （小李：其实男生也可以吧）", "question": "大学生穿黑丝上课可以吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女朋友说今天不行是真的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCmECDAOSBqOcibJ8q8ibiaPP40WhjR8LGgFZhS6ibqXk5ArIS6eD8olyrMw"}
{"text": "20米前方发现幽灵，正在等待中。", "question": "尝试过很多次。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2211303"}
{"text": "漫展刚结束就被拉去答辩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3iaKRkgWoediaDYL9vh4ob2tgkuHyBXUV9GT1aFogibGClnturW50uWNdg"}
{"text": "一个和你长得很像的人从你主人的车里下来了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6075257"}
{"text": "失败的组队案例", "question": null, "star": 423, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h46oh73t9kj6140140gtm02"}
{"text": "关于取消研究生复试采用“试点硕士流程”的决定各位考生，鉴于国内疫情趋势和研究生招生要求，教育部经研讨决定今年研究生复试暂停举行。通过全国研究生招生考试国家线和报考院线的考生将进入“试点硕士流程”（Minimal Master Procedure 简称 MMP ）先入学，再根据课程学习情况和学术能力在入学第一年进行“硕士学位预选考试“（Candidate Nomination for Master Degree 简称 CNMD ），通过的考生进入学术论文流程，未通过该考试的学生需在规定学习年限前一年内完成。全国院校后续将根据该决定制定研究生录取具体实施细节，稳定有序完成研究生录取相关工作。针对目前就业局势和工作压力，教育部决定在之前扩招 18.9 万考生的基础上继续在以下几个专业调剂扩招预计 5 万人左右：1、非洲文化人口学参考书目：《非洲人口交往概论》、《一旦在左，非洲在右》、《一旦时期的非洲老历史》联系导师：朱一旦地址：刚果一旦市三癞子街（非洲第一大学）欢迎人口学、第三世界研究、一旦研究相关大类的考生调剂。2、总论统计学（总统学）参考书目：《建国推特统计 60 讲》、《我在白宫的总统岁月》、《总统学：数据的艺术》联系导师：川建国地址：华盛顿哥伦比亚特区西北宾夕法尼亚大道 600 号欢迎数据学、统计学、政治学相关大类考生调剂。3、抽象学参考书目：《 ️ ️ 》、《si mi ma sheng》、《天皇抽象话研究与实操》联系导师： @带带大师兄 孙老师地址：暂无欢迎抽象艺术研究、哲学、人类学大类考生调剂。4、语音学参考书目：《重构语音：猕猴桃新读法》、《油炸鸡米花的音素构成》联系导师：郭老师地址：集美聚集地欢迎语音学、语言学、食物分析学相关大类考生调剂。教育部2020 年 4 月 1 日", "question": "假如你有机会在愚人节代表官方发布一条关于考研的重磅消息，怎样的假消息能取得最大的娱乐效果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不用比赛了，这次奥运金牌都是日本的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZrsXBDZaZ2o7EGotvC3GMuRRZbFFTpgxIBCb1W20icRCicEIPjnwzjc7A"}
{"text": "遭到了意料之外的反击。", "question": null, "star": 2132, "type": "I2T", "image": "4447865"}
{"text": "我现在对各种恐龙如数家珍！", "question": "生个儿子什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你把一千元拿出来！", "question": "似乎吉卜力电影的一句名言。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7115054"}
{"text": "弟弟说的Water,这个词一直在我脑海里挥之不去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7248550"}
{"text": "数学大题做到最后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TWZOtAHGnia7kDfSnQodD4L1O3kQLeclwZZSwOsONUGslyicn9qcI5sc8FibfmegwZiaStXIEBqzosrQ"}
{"text": "封印的五个步全部集齐即可胜利。", "question": "请你教我一些连藤井聪太都不知道的围棋秘诀。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181840"}
{"text": "请帮我点赞", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6924072"}
{"text": "民间舞蹈", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "铁丝网收藏家非常兴奋，但我不知道有什么好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6377543"}
{"text": "公园名物：袭击大叔沉重地拿着桶过来了。“给大家看看！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1226312"}
{"text": "为什么只有我说的笑话没被点赞？", "question": "这里不对劲，出了问题。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4068769"}
{"text": "吃与祖宗。", "question": "日本可以用「菊与刀」代表，那么中国呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打嗝、哈欠、咳嗽和喷嚏同时发生了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2138527"}
{"text": "因为是慈善活动，所以没有拿酬劳。", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "彩虹大桥被封锁了！", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "不行，必须再游一圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20ichAw91CjCzXS1wjIrwEKPd9mzTOwk5yBwUI70Eqic1Vn0D463s3c0dg"}
{"text": "桃太郎的手下有一只狗是白户家的爸爸。", "question": "三太郎不能代言这个产品。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5354532"}
{"text": "点了外卖！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9ilvd17bzj30ci0el3zd"}
{"text": "室友偷穿自己的衣服怎么办？急在线等", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEKVc2xfGXZiaUusWE8eHlmfTia1C8MrMShJNuP6rVMgFkqoBiaWwb57CIw"}
{"text": "丰富多彩", "question": "两棵树是森林的一百倍", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2629995"}
{"text": "服务员来了，我正想点餐却发现我在后面的位置。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6433319"}
{"text": "没有马鞍。", "question": "骑自行车上坡后发现的问题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312045"}
{"text": "当你爸妈正在揍你时，突然你家来了客人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEeOUOMokCPriasoibF1LAXOEXowND9mibW2HwgFYBtaO5MVekQ95CkoicvA"}
{"text": "身患绝症后，医院的伙食就出现了每天递减的数字……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkI7ibCgL7zxk8mFMzG3lC09EAPnJiavyOk5pgMA4tYskGPbnwmiavn36iaQ"}
{"text": "付首付买个房，然后租给做页游的人。", "question": "凭借 50 万元资金，如何介入页游行业最稳妥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯，很合适。说不定二老会回赠你一本《关爱生命，拒绝滥交——中国青年性病与艾滋病预防手册》", "question": "第一次见女朋友家长，送《中国老年人防诈骗指南》如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美女，您歇会儿吧，林业局的来了好几趟了，说有人举报这里有人偷偷伐木", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicoxXQWKEzbPkcgibXA90a7Hx0fXNfwdtWQSicgX88iaoCx1XZrobVDOLMg"}
{"text": "可以进屋睡吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSfZ7DTVo69V9HlWcepRxQzIPTXNhEUDwc6w9nogAUyfcOVGTqFSZUGCg"}
{"text": "悍匪抓到出纳，拿枪指着她的头。悍匪：把钱转给我。出纳：网银密码在会计那里。悍匪又抓过会计来，又拿出第二把枪指着会计的头。悍匪：把钱转给我。会计：密码输入完了，key 在老板那里。悍匪又抓过老板来，又拿出第三把枪指着老板的 头。悍匪：把钱转给我。老板：授权成功。悍匪看到到账短信后跑了。半小时后，公安局打过电话来，贵司大额公转私，涉嫌非法洗钱，公私两个账户均已冻结，请老板来一趟。以上内容纯属虚构。", "question": "我是一名财务，假如我被人拿枪指着脑袋，让我把公司的钱都转给他，为保命我转过去了，算违法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做公交车手贱把手塞进吊环了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGj3GYhHWmSMOia05TiaavpHowcMXJEPickfQ7pLdGibRaSdScKRzEeb6wPw"}
{"text": "请叫我杰昂大哥哥。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6857897"}
{"text": "等了一晚上的歌被人切了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZGYCTejhhKeibkvZeKZcCrxTnlgRkScBDQQrSAeO0U1Rtn4JSriajwxicA"}
{"text": "鳗鱼拼盘", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4323697"}
{"text": "留着压岁钱给你。", "question": "无法取得信用的人使用的诈骗手段。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6104530"}
{"text": "第一句话你要这样说：「我不是想跟你翻旧账哈」，然后balabala说当时的事情就行了。", "question": "如何巧妙的跟男朋友翻旧账?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "千万不要瞎克制，克制欲望后，欲望将成倍反弹……比如我，在断舍离一年以后，昨天收了 15 个快递，还有 18 个待收货，都是衣服和鞋……所以……找不到自己欲望源头在哪里的时候，先顺其自然一些吧，可以给自己定个小目标，每月比上月少买一件。总的来说，我想开了，人生一世，克制个毛。", "question": "如何克制自己不停买衣服的欲望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只是你以为这个男生是半路杀出来的吧。", "question": "喜欢的女孩突然被别的男生半路追到手是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请依次举起红白红红白红白白红红白红红红红白白红红白红红红白白红白红红白白红白旗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glvdhhm404j30ci0eln0w"}
{"text": "治疗便秘的医生怎么还不来啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpgzvyrW0lphUGjrmR6tCZMNicYknS3F4FibJvYicCbdtrhd7stemVVpxKA"}
{"text": "我昨天交的黑白照怎么会出现在这里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdFCOK9HrkXib19rmSMuIZNO38noYPqKBM13F3kZMmCoDMo6HCzpBaUEw"}
{"text": "果然还是选了考拉..", "question": null, "star": 460, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goetldnuakj61421hfn6502"}
{"text": "复活在敌方阵营", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZs8gxgTHVLKXMq8AJlhZbDLyU7LXwhZo89v1tKbB7XEHkDEpWvCPPwJN3qyA5wyiaGD8nXthULOg"}
{"text": "东京奥运", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grtlpj2ia4j30ci0elacj"}
{"text": "纯米大吟酿白鹿的中文常用表达是“纯米吟酿酒 白鹿”。", "question": "请说点像风之谷的娜乌西卡那样的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3034139"}
{"text": "挖出30年前理的毕业胶囊后发现了失踪至今的田中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb6l811hy6j30ci0el3zm"}
{"text": "握手会后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibibibTiaoAXVw4w620NmtGxBkL9BKfgbiaBIdZiap7bF01vmR2L4IR9Dibd8Ng"}
{"text": "公交车突然开走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAROHxBxfOpia47r9TFbSZbjfDvVqCNmRmsw8Dacs6LpLnOtbj7roJuo2dw9RugicpTahulicuEiapJcA"}
{"text": "放牛班的春天", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3873178"}
{"text": "在怪物猎人中查看装备生产。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "窗外的麻雀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "为了让大家相信孙悟空很强大，说书艺人们很自觉的找到二郎神做陪衬。二郎神就是这么强。", "question": "二郎神杨戬到底有多强？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "午餐时间已经到了，可领导还想讲两句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn8CfoPic7WYwTkCS7Um2lJQJ5SykvygGpAYJvXZs7SYw3S2lQ1yZ47pAA"}
{"text": "好久没回大阪了，邻居大妈们已经变得面目全非来迎接我。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1363310"}
{"text": "今天我在ZOOM上记笔记的时候，被问到要跑200米吗？", "question": "孩子用纸条写了个“羊肉罐头”，结果妈妈说买回来的是真的羊肉，不是罐头。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6910161"}
{"text": "前面就到标枪馆了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaHvEOCQZ6lYkp2v4KTWRLRXanpNpGbe0t0balKcMjZJsJlDfObKia32g"}
{"text": "刚才不是说要养吗？", "question": null, "star": 47, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360798"}
{"text": "妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，妈妈，猫说喵喵！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3239020"}
{"text": "谁都不知道下半身怎么样了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846479"}
{"text": "这张钱是我先看到的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEBf4y5yh4HibuzBicUB6yNXdj3EcicmGAWD5H7N3BicTzNfWzczsfLlwQrA"}
{"text": "你的论文创新点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPfcdJ5PNOibwDNxW2ulrnFKyKAKquhgMhKo0lTic8gIBwibYUQoeg2fTPw"}
{"text": "投稿的主题中不适的图片太多。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "太阁记 -> 猴子成功故事", "question": "把童话的标题翻译成外语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975674"}
{"text": "会读心的帽子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "总结一下，生活中常见的反智主义现象，大概有 6 类：【1】把小概率事件当作颠扑不破的真理北大毕业卖猪肉博士毕业给初中辍学者打工【2】我不懂，所以别人说啥我都信，万一是真的呢孕妇不能用 Wi-Fi碘盐 / 仙人掌能防辐射【3】凡是自己不会的就是没用的数学滚出高考 / 买菜需要微积分？我又不出国，学什么英语？【4】权威愚且坏，民间出奇才这是官方为了不让我们知道 XX 而想出来的阴谋！科学家花了 XX 年解决的问题，竟早已被他看穿！【5】非黑即白走极端XXX，一律死刑！如果全世界所有人都 XXX，那还了得！【6】企图挑起各种民族情绪来代替思考不转不是中国人！/ XX 人都是傻逼！美国人的结论会错？你也不撒泡尿照照自己！（如需转载，请注明作者及出处）", "question": "当下中国有哪些反智主义的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好吃。", "question": "在食物上加两个字，变成七个字，会变得不好吃，请试试看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7017674"}
{"text": "你是不是以为我在放动画？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1847066"}
{"text": "丘比特发现你只看二次元", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITSnlQ2Biae6RicT4tBZ8eAygvtOh3R8k1ATBFN6FpibeUza0St4ndDkShA"}
{"text": "这道题下面不匿名的男性答主，敬你们是条汉子。", "question": "前任比现任好看是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "退潮的时候是好的，但是如果就这样被埋起来迎接满潮...你能明白吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1438334"}
{"text": "靠玩弹珠统一了本地黑帮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvwg80EOuCLHxORVmkAkchjSqUuvuErgW9E673ZlfFzywWA6SCp5JUkg"}
{"text": "今晚累了，不在状态", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "撞柜子时，能不能用自己的头？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4aytzi8v4j30ci0elgpf"}
{"text": "目击者采访。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7071439"}
{"text": "你好，我被榴莲砸了没能帮帮我吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVNjOmAjWXFTR2gNzf50n2rh4SZCZEUzDSx2cErBLeh40Ovw6Tp2NkEA"}
{"text": "我想开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R5xg8FjsUc19oHSkC5wsMPuFnueUib30ywwkCXNOZ3ic7208h19nAQklKaHMVr7x3W21KX9icCEg8xQ"}
{"text": "浏览完一件商品后第二天的APP推送信息", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8ia3bU2595dqOPFSm8T6tKjx3AUj85bMQOQWVgOyBBeYQ0sMdhxlnjsDw"}
{"text": "有蚊子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFXdsVQFrfUXCzojbOmBicM3omrdpqEUPoYiaP1kMgL5QCa5hV4d87mMJg"}
{"text": "八股依然在，鸦片依然香，小脚花样新，麻将震天响。", "question": "胡适说的中国「四害」（鸦片、八股、小脚、麻将）中，为什么只有麻将能保留至今？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你没处跑了体重秤，受死吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MeS2MgZfAotxck1ltIMvribWVNudXgbEQg7LqvfdQIjsictOCOIBGIJow"}
{"text": "无论谁倒下，中间的家伙都会呼唤同伴。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "1714500"}
{"text": "刚开始的时候，俩单细胞打架，无非就是比谁大。我比你大，吞你就一口。后来大到极限了，就组队比谁数量多。但是多了容易乱，于是有一小队细胞舍弃了所以其他功能，抱团组成了脑子开高达打架。这时候就看谁开的高达更牛逼。随着高达越来越牛逼，为了更好控制高达，脑子也就越来越大越来越复杂。最终人类的脑子站到了金字塔的顶端。虽然我的高达打不过你的高达，但是我的高达还可以开高达，然后降维碾压。论递归的重要性（doge）", "question": "为什么人类没有发展出攻击性的器官？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被发现了呀。", "question": "请让我哭一会儿，梦百合的CEO。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6991196"}
{"text": "在胸上也留下吻痕。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7204731"}
{"text": "戴了蝙蝠侠面具的我在室友眼中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20YatgvEibUZLeFbKaJcfywRQ3icedtVR2x8h7B2mb5eGIxw24ibQ1ySvGw"}
{"text": "你不懂身为第一名的骄傲。", "question": "女朋友答在线笔试题从来不作弊，是不是情商偏低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把等红灯车辆的轮胎卸了给司机看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0dzth9dx1j30ci0elmz9"}
{"text": "出国去澳大利亚，然后去南极洲，横渡大西洋，最后回到祖国。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的环球旅行。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4906610"}
{"text": "恋爱软件上匹配到的全是亲戚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs3ms5tjw6j30ci0elqa2"}
{"text": "好消息呀，大雄！下月起走廊的空调就开放了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4pMU4mdvIytJibnejAnua1IMmD8r5oKGofrM0gia5C8V3VDLVk1v1HEiag"}
{"text": "今年孩子们的愿望是“世界和平", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtENcHbfoJ1MZsYRNicqYJ0tHTxl1dOQJtLTPnzyXboUjGIRNpvhTg9bKA"}
{"text": "水系法师掐了一个弄水诀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuu5M2kEPOhiamiaPhKSR511BZOiaFgddvvUIyPeFiak99a18NOXL1cib76fQQ"}
{"text": "听我一句劝，电视不能对着床绝对不是老祖宗的智慧。", "question": "如何科学的解释风水学里电视镜子不能对着床？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在水中尝试潜水已经一个小时了，终于看到了陆地。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6389345"}
{"text": "放水时，最后会看到然后消失的水泡。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1081215"}
{"text": "淘气的惩罚，把我赶到阳台，还用爪子敲打玻璃进行恶作剧攻击。", "question": null, "star": 769, "type": "I2T", "image": "6679842"}
{"text": "每个班级都会有一个做操特别认真的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1et4ttxsdq0j20az0a6q51"}
{"text": "哎？你能看见我吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353119"}
{"text": "根本没法公平。甚至我认为这个所谓的 50%，很可能导致 75%的人都死了。为什么呢？你看电影里，灭霸一个弹指，一半人消失了。好的，我躺在病床上，大夫给我做手术，一个弹指，嘎嘣，大夫灰飞烟灭。我失血过多，死了。我坐在大巴上，司机开着大巴唱着歌，一个弹指，嘎嘣，司机灰飞烟灭，大巴车坠入悬崖。一车人，死了。我坐在飞机上，机长开着飞机唱着歌，一个弹指，嘎嘣，机长死了，飞机直接撞在闹市区。我都不敢算了。人类社会是一个有秩序有分工的社会，将整个社会一半的人类瞬间杀死，一定会引发一系列更多的灾难。", "question": "灭霸使用了什么样的随机数生成方法来保证公平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "醉酒纳税", "question": "用四个汉字以内简洁地描述你的兴趣爱好。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4762408"}
{"text": "在我还需要学习地理的时候，我的地理老师为我打开了一条思考世界的新丝绸之路。问：为什么当你游手好闲无所事事的时候，你的母亲会说，等着以后喝西北风去吧你，而不是说等着喝东南风？答：东南风湿润温暖，西北风凛冽并会抽你一大沙耳朵刮子。 【和善的微笑】", "question": "你见过最鬼畜的文综题是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不行啊~(啾啾声) 再加把劲儿，汤姆，你才爬了30厘米呢！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4521137"}
{"text": "查看拥堵信息。", "question": "告诉我现在世界上最没有意义的度过方式。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2766367"}
{"text": "没有让我自夸的对手。", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 135, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "百选绝景", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1512920"}
{"text": "这是在问我是不是要假日也要上班吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5936659"}
{"text": "关门后。", "question": "我在KTV，店员用奇怪的眼神看着我，为什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6630059"}
{"text": "今天在猫咪咖啡馆玩得开心吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gln9ix9ufaj30ci0eltif"}
{"text": "鹿：我一个滑铲。", "question": "如何看待河北一女子动物园私自下车喂鹿反被踢，园区回应「该女子之所以被鹿踢和她本身素质有关」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚和同桌划清界限就发现忘带了这节课的书", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gR6rpKq97MB5fXHkDGbd86LeD8RpMQoc8tULfl8WjE4RknnoeXHRnQXg"}
{"text": "听脚步声敌人就在附近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xowYcAXpzWEibBTeSnjn77xta7YmQRHicxJzmwPec2Ej6GWKcNqt1rsWA"}
{"text": "什么？你也是……回去就结婚？啥？你也是？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt9f4yjbmlj613619w48m02"}
{"text": "是不是该告诉我点P的真实身份了？", "question": "对数学说一句话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4245176"}
{"text": "在电影院遇到了不礼貌的后排观众", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN47a57GxYKwbIjKJ4RI3SKJP4XGk2mTYxLO54bQk7pEeBXNM0icchTtHg"}
{"text": "又一个被抛弃的丈夫哭着追赶过来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5634501"}
{"text": "亲身经历。天津站上车。小伙子，我腿脚不方便，上铺上不去，换个铺行吗？您去哪儿啊？太原。哟，不好意思，我是去德州的。 车过德州，半夜三点，老太太在上铺睡得死死的。 早上八点，车到太原。你这小伙子，没在德州下呀？我是先到太原，然后换飞机去休斯敦。……", "question": "如何对付火车上那些买上铺非要换下铺的身体健康的大妈们？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在NHK的新闻中，不能说黄金周。", "question": "在黄金周里，“有什么需要我帮忙的吗？”", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141497"}
{"text": "房东走了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvepxhp1g2j60ci0el0um02"}
{"text": "来啊，不是要给我洗澡么！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": " 我认识一个女人特别擅长识别有外遇的已婚人士。她目前是我老婆。 ", "question": "你认识的人中是否有特异功能？如有，是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我成功地反驳了小学生！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2993805"}
{"text": "空调钱省了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5zDTWELp6x9FSYr5M7peRibq5LMqgwyHdMOYJOlgm24ChuObXJqnqmjQ"}
{"text": "天使姐姐来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ajkbfw5fj60w50w0gs002"}
{"text": "神在休息的时候", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3431667"}
{"text": "吃火锅为什么要三碗调料！", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "试卷背面的题目好难啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd0nmk4enxj30ci0elabq"}
{"text": "大学的时候爱踢球，又是男生，有时候懒得洗脚就睡觉，难免脚臭，尤其是床铺放脚的位置。有一天，舍友实在憋不住了，跟我说注意一下个人卫生，说我床铺太臭了，尤其是床脚附近，搞得整个寝室都有味。我觉得哪有那么夸张，于是把鼻子贴在床脚的棉絮上去闻，确实闻到一股异臭，但又不太像脚臭。带着疑惑我顺手翻来了垫着的棉絮，一只接近 20 厘米长的死老鼠就躺在我的棉絮下！最可恨的是，我本以为我可以洗脱脚臭的罪名，没想到舍友一致认为老鼠是被我脚臭熏死的", "question": "你亲自闻过的最难闻的气味是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撞到了小脚趾疼得满地打滚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectan55yoxj20be0aqmya"}
{"text": "这张图是透明的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoTRkCuCsbm8Zic7MYwIsx7SLWj0mY0g5PtD9iaGRKe2PpkSaDSVSiamqaQ"}
{"text": "他说他买了一根金条，但是钞票不够。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284022"}
{"text": "小学五年级，有次看到某个外国小朋友写的偷了什么东西感到悔恨的作文，不知怎么的就迷上了，然后上课也自己模仿着写了一个，果不其然鹤立鸡群被老师当范文在班上朗读。从此一发不可收拾，几乎偷遍邻里街坊……而且一次比一次偷得生动具体、真实可感，悔恨的泪水从没有离开过脸颊……后来感觉老师同学看我的眼神都怪怪的……现在想来，真是感谢大家不打 110 之恩……", "question": "初中作文能矫情到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候，我八点就要睡觉，我爸爸还和他朋友在聊天，看见我就说，洗脸了吗？我说洗了，我爸爸说怎么可能，这么脏，快去洗，我就去卫生间站了几分钟，就出来了，问我爸现在脏不脏，我爸爸说现在好多了，然后我哈哈一笑，其实我没洗呢。然后被打了一顿。。", "question": "你最漂亮的一次「打脸」是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恋爱运上升。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4020905"}
{"text": "走！去下一家！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0ptmvwjsgj30ci0elwix"}
{"text": "格斗家", "question": "把米料理的名字稍微改一下，先试着做看看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5139110"}
{"text": "最邋遢的舍友脱鞋了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "被狗追", "question": "大家在滑滑板的时候最讨厌那些事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "选手村专用。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3379034"}
{"text": "儿子拿着乐高宣传册跟我说:“爸爸，这本上的我都想要。”", "question": "你听过小孩说的最可怕的话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谜之植物进化错了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2260408"}
{"text": "冯 · 诺依曼和图灵掉水里你先救哪个？", "question": "如果你是图灵测试者，你会问机器什么问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "培养了我。", "question": "你的母校在专业领域都有过哪些污点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "擅自操作空调。", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "是水牛？简单，扔水里，缰绳拿手里拖拖就过去了。啥？你说是黄牛？简单，氢气球绑上 200 个，拖拖就过去了。啥？说不能用氢气球？简单，黄牛切块，分两份就过去了啥？牛过去得活的？简单，绑上几个 30 公斤载重的大疆就过去了啥？你说不能用任何增加成本的东西？？简单，每天拖着牛 996，不喂草，牛瘦到 600 公斤就过去了，不仅不增加成本，还能降低成本，你充满诚意的看着面试官，说我愿意做这头牛。然后面试官就拍板，你，明天到岗", "question": "如何回答华为公司面试题一头牛重800公斤一座桥承重700公斤问牛怎么过桥？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出去了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6804004"}
{"text": "这一个是真的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661460"}
{"text": "哎？宝宝呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1I3PRFiaoHNJTeYibLQ3KJf8g8JhkDkUicpEj6AjLfT4uzqJ1CGicje32Kw"}
{"text": "把魔法棒削成了铅笔。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "闲来无事给自己儿子做了个亲子鉴定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHbjLKboJ1iaOh6bU8VFicyk9R1ofZ2jHoajSawzMVIbA16Uv6zQ9SpRoA"}
{"text": "这是什么满分？", "question": "大雄在考试中得了100分时妈妈的反应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7162848"}
{"text": "尝试一试或者试试看。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425578"}
{"text": "我得到一个。", "question": null, "star": 7481, "type": "I2T", "image": "5721881"}
{"text": "真的地震来了。", "question": "我不喜欢进行疏散演练。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194965"}
{"text": "我最讨厌的小梅太夫出现在电视上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7206352"}
{"text": "你好歹是和猫说话，我跟植物说话好么 - -【卧槽一觉醒来你怎么长这样了~】【哎哟喝了点水看着挺水灵啊~】【你今年什么时候开花呢~】。。。我要去挂号看医生了，你们聊先~", "question": "我经常和我家猫说话，是不是有精神病？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以为是让我去收银台，结果是要我用触摸屏操作。", "question": "请向7-11投诉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383026"}
{"text": "年长的鹰", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7139339"}
{"text": "快看他头上扣了个电话听筒！噗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etrw2vfceqj209r08x755"}
{"text": "我无敌了！除非长颈鹿踩到我胸口上的标记！这种事怎么可能……啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0n6m6fj9yj30ci0eldjx"}
{"text": "跟踪技术太菜了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2qnh2rkz5j30ci0eldj6"}
{"text": "婆婆卖轮子套件。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6660681"}
{"text": "警察们拿着枪，慢慢靠近犯人，但是没注意到自标就在左手边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyZaE8vWewgXqTCjPZWRztDlwicUbtvk3D21Dx7qiaobkbOj6PX6YJROYw"}
{"text": "我每天存一元钱，现在已经是第十天了。", "question": "哎呀，真受不了！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2526849"}
{"text": "坐下！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6408847"}
{"text": "永远都不要想装病不去上学。得了小病永远的都是「没关系过两天就好了」。得了大病……（我还没有得过大病 orz总之什么感冒发烧中暑，摔吐噜皮，什么过敏荨麻疹乱七八糟的，别的姑娘都要死要死了，我这就是「没关系过两天就好了」。老爹就会说，是药三分毒，小孩子不要吃那么多药。老娘就会说，这些都是会自愈的药，让它自己好了增强抵抗力。奶奶就会说，你这也叫病，我们当年有个病人……（好了奶奶我已经没事儿了！快停下来！别再说下去了！！！总之童年的世界就是——「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」「没关系过两天就好了。」", "question": "家里有个超级厉害的医生是怎样的一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "某天收到女神短信：今天晚上我家没人。大喜，晚十点去敲门。结果她家真的没人。", "question": "女孩子什么样的行为可以算作是真正的性暗示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好好的，是个乖孩子呢。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146041"}
{"text": "由于怪兽太强转到法庭上辩论", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvru2bgk09j30ci0eln03"}
{"text": "考完试对答案的时候，发现只有我和他们的不一样。", "question": "有哪些让你觉得孤单的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次跟女友约会不知道该戴哪条腰带", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw94r0h78sj30ci0eldk8"}
{"text": "犯人在穿白色紧身裤。", "question": "名侦探柯南中常见的不会有人死亡的剧情。", "star": 202, "type": "T2T", "image": "1582225"}
{"text": "土豆啊...我又在想牛肉的事情了...不行的，他已经被决定要用网烤了。他是做不成红烧肉的...", "question": null, "star": 461, "type": "I2T", "image": "1766810"}
{"text": "这绝对不是发生在你哥们身上的事~", "question": "我一个哥们和他女朋友分手以后后悔了，可那个女生已经有了新的男朋友，该怎么把她追回来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孩子出来了，医生说是男孩，腿很长哦，我说了一句像我，然后医生看着我这不到 160 的身高说，应该是像爸爸……", "question": "剖腹产台上听到过什么让你难忘的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好不容易要睡着时来了个逗比", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ek7e22m1hbj20bg0coq3s"}
{"text": "就是赢了啊！ 安倍以胜利的姿势出现。", "question": "安倍的国葬能被取消吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6798184"}
{"text": "儿子又在被单上打飞机了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElicU9ZhGHdgXz2GzxYN2iaSfyMDYVPiaQ7CFsq8FbsBBpb2nGDCUZYTMHA"}
{"text": "我再问你一遍为什么去猫咖？！", "question": null, "star": 1613, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdfk4wp1kvj60u00y4tc202"}
{"text": "尊贵的虚拟，沉默的现实。", "question": "创造一个新的现代谚语。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3397134"}
{"text": "可以去你家的佛坛祭拜吗？", "question": "在搭讪的第一句话中说出最令人不悦的事情。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7331097"}
{"text": "铁蛋先生果然人如其名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGMzpCJjTSbibVF0dicwJ470YlTbc0EWfg6axxUCk2ZyY8CO0MF7oHKeLA"}
{"text": "这是您的椰子鞋底", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "高中留学生，一次音乐考试，我抱着我一米六多的古筝去了。当我遇到我的物理老师后，他礼貌的问了我然后走了。两个小时后我同学告诉我，那个老师详细的问了古筝的发音和演奏方法，并表示他知道在中国古代当有人演奏完这个就要开始决斗杀人了……开始决斗杀人了……决斗杀人了……杀人了……我？？？感谢老师没有报警？？？", "question": "外国人有哪些对中国的刻板印象会令中国人大吃一惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果在那儿成功完成三周跳，我就能习惯了。", "question": "如何才能成为大魔王？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2740205"}
{"text": "不喝不喝今天开了婴儿车过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goqre1pi6nj30ci0eljyn"}
{"text": "装备假牙可以提升咏唱成功率。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "‘看，昨天我女儿出生了！”“恭喜恭喜！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPr8kDZ3FJ6qTRwtw0sFMibW86ba9B5hgasI3GnlkKkeNXgxbmM77WNTA"}
{"text": "特斯拉最新功能：自动寻找充电桩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5bFic5FdsX64NAjumy6qmIs97iaAGKUhkfF6BN6c6NFLIDSFS3PS2VHyQ"}
{"text": "哎呀，现在还可以投保吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6784183"}
{"text": "和妈妈的合影（瞬息全宇宙版）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "每学期开学都用新书", "question": "在美国，有哪些奢侈的生活方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我最早到小学，但门没开。", "question": "请分享一些不太高级的吹牛话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6999639"}
{"text": "丸子，别再做了。", "question": null, "star": 231, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191518"}
{"text": "明明已经怒火中烧却还是不得不听甲方的话改图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba2N4iaj3Kq3jlIxbQ5icGj8IyEcmuVluwY2keGrGPC1NC4CtuzSQ2DASw"}
{"text": "落泪了。我家宝宝是叫了两个星期爸爸后才开始叫妈妈，不会叫的时候急得不行，各种互动叫妈妈。开口叫妈妈的时候我就哭了，感动到不行，但一个星期后开始烦，一天妈妈妈像叫魂一样，你自己没有爹吗？", "question": "宝宝第一次开口叫「妈妈」时，你听了是怎样的心情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "迪迦的全身", "question": null, "star": 143, "type": "I2T", "image": "6196894"}
{"text": "没人吗？！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4179228"}
{"text": "那边那个值日生！别再拍粉笔擦了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ezq2pl401nj20b90ai3zv"}
{"text": "我北方上大学用惯搓澡巾，买了两个回家。我妈说，你这次买的微波炉手套不好，大拇指没有分开，还薄，有点烫手。我@##¥%…#¥#¥%@#¥", "question": "北方人与南方人之间都有哪些常见的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "光速打脸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5hrDEyrNWkGzXfxiayuZ3ZQW3ELOm5GVXSSMD2QH9DhFEkdibHm3jIP8g"}
{"text": "我们家族世世代代都是干这种工作的。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "168702"}
{"text": "双方一直重复「你瞅啥？」『瞅你咋地？』而懒得动手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu07t5n421j30ci0el0wm"}
{"text": "去买东西的妈妈还不回来接我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahM1Z4oapX8FKiciaHUp1BKXib80CkPJ3mfBJzByKnpAkv71ia862eWvZmkhA"}
{"text": "从现在起，我会在好地方等你。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1566793"}
{"text": "走在饭店的电梯上仍然不忘夸赞这家的菌菇汤口味正宗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYXEV4OSQSg2qx7D24ribC81fttm7U6jjwGuAhFERCu7SwmIMBZPSOCzA"}
{"text": "密码错误，请重新输入。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4914997"}
{"text": "拼命地把藏在脚后跟下的100日元硬币不让主人发现。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4079178"}
{"text": "高铁当然能辐射！都上新闻了！武汉高铁辐射大半个中国看到没，铁证如山！", "question": "在离高铁 150 米远的地方工作，对孕妇的辐射大吗，能计划怀孕吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别再硬要用石头赢布了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxgq23ey6xj30ci0eln0o"}
{"text": "妈的，关键时刻屏幕休眠，看到了自己。", "question": "你看过的恐怖片里最恐怖的一个情节是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "准备好重修费。", "question": "大学学习想用 iPad 替代掉笔记本电脑，让自己学习更高效，请问我该做些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天吃的大蒜味道还没有消失", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYorZcg8KqwEPVB0ksYnSH54xylFRkD9QwL75IC5vITEN9m06SVKrTRg"}
{"text": "领导准备栽培的同事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxC4Wy3giaIZiaBzjEfib9DAiaYibCs2Tg9xTXqzibwmf3OZHCKBz9t5WxbibXPA"}
{"text": "连着7个C", "question": null, "star": 737, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi3crv20gej211d0z479o"}
{"text": "先发一句：四六级保过，不过不收费 qq 12345678 tel 12345678或激情视频请点 http:// w w http://w.xxxx.com (自己编一个~)然后过一段时间（一两个小时吧，太短不真实，太长就没有新鲜感了）不好意思，qq 被盗了。。。没有打扰到你吧 blabla，好久没联系了，你现在在哪里呢？后面的略，自己发挥吧", "question": "如何优雅地在 QQ 上与长期没联系的朋友说第一句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1. 从来不吵架；2. 辩论没输过；3. 单身。", "question": "太理性是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我尝试将非洲菊拟人化了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5812005"}
{"text": "我被委托替主人代为出席，但目前好像还没被发现。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6638354"}
{"text": "团战打到一半，老妈来拖地了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nE8HdU0gz4MTlsrQKD92cbwYP48qUHYPqc7via1Q5L2VQRhYMw5wHMeWw"}
{"text": "呵呵，我有三大法宝：不行就分；喝点热水；重启试试。", "question": "你曾经有哪些事用了简单粗暴的方法却极其成功？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说了几遍不要脸拍？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usQuvTurOb3TMziaPStk0ZXblAdBbthLRPEAGb1jicuhRJ33lQBt0NKYEQ"}
{"text": "「面类（面条）和你自己是英俊的有什么关系？你总是被大声叫喊，但是和工作人员之前有没有商量过？」", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "3532025"}
{"text": "要杀赶紧的，别用枪头捅我屁股了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjH4gPhwVEEF451RyR4pgLE2RCTvdP6UNPBicuPFlrqaeXSwxE2R5XBJg"}
{"text": "小学我们班上，一同学姓火，叫火星。这还不算，关键是我们班还有穆星（爱新觉罗改姓穆），隔壁班有个金星，六班有个屠星。香港有四大天王，我们有四大行星。", "question": "拥有稀有姓氏是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最痛苦的事，不是失败，是我本可以", "question": "人这一生为什么要努力？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "芥末", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6s0mehcv6j30ci0eln0y"}
{"text": "AED拿来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5usyqskiej30ci0el0tl"}
{"text": "两个不懂下棋的人匹配到一起时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAFjOgdkkL34Gb3tPviayzrRMic7XvsNeiaicupeE5XSZlRO3cZWB8nxt3UzFHTjoOIpGLDdwuicic2grXA"}
{"text": "身边总有一些女生喜欢说：「真不明白追女孩子有什么难的，你们只是不懂她们的心思罢了。可惜我空有一身撩妹神技，却错生为女人，不然你们眼中的所谓高冷女神我都手到擒来。」而且这种论调总能得到不少女生的支持。有一次我反驳道：「按照你的逻辑，我身边有这么多高富帅朋友，和他们交往有什么难的。可惜我空有一身撩汉媚术，却也只能和他们称兄道弟。不然我身边的所有男性，我想睡谁就睡谁。」说完后女生们却用一种奇怪的眼神看着我，男生则是下意识退了一步，表示和我不太熟……", "question": "哪些时候让你感受到了社会对男性的歧视？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每次结账都这样", "question": null, "star": 303, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjjf18a10fj60xv17zdpu02"}
{"text": "过气的皮卡丘消失了。", "question": "宫崎骏的下一部作品的标题", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7342658"}
{"text": "读书之害", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwbw0inwqj20yi18a7wh"}
{"text": "鸥嚎", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": " 如果你每天有半个小时上网闲逛的话，你就有时间锻炼身体。 ", "question": "如何挤出时间锻炼身体？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "&quot;你看！真的没人偷你钱包！&quot;", "question": null, "star": 53, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "我：奶奶我真的吃个包……奶奶：不你没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7k519iaQB0mDOzSiay2CRZyD6ldwzrHe0ibO0Js0WqJRYYvyug9qOwciarA"}
{"text": "好了！打工的哪说得了话！叫店主过来！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "637575"}
{"text": "宿舍的事情，其实都是一句话，我忍你很久了。", "question": "如何评价因为舍友喝了他一杯水就生气的人呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "臭死了。", "question": "古代的人穿越时空来到了现代！古代人对现代人说出的第一句令人惊讶的话是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4145744"}
{"text": "离开理发店的情侣", "question": null, "star": 165, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "恋爱剧进展到280话时已经发展成了31角关系", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzfl5mxs9zj30ci0elq6c"}
{"text": "从一胎到二胎斗争过来，已经熟练掌握了阳奉阴违、报喜不报忧、积极捍卫育儿主导地位、左耳进右耳出、虚心接受坚决不改等等技能，现在我爸妈在带孩子方面 90% 听我的，剩下 10 有观念不同也不敢自作主张先斩后奏。", "question": "你经历过哪些关于两代人之间的育儿「代沟」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对手越变越小", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1easf0nkrd2j20bg0au756"}
{"text": "我也不知道，不过我肯定做过很多我不知道的好事，我娘常常说：看你做的好事！", "question": "你无意间做过哪些好事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小声点，你吵我看书了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "这盛世如河南卫视所愿。", "question": "如何评价 2022 春晚的舞蹈《只此青绿》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你真的要自己割包皮吗？", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "自取其乳做不到了愿闻其详还是可以的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmqHUO0ELiaeMc8OfTicRvP95btibaF77FLNlYKxU9wdbTLNBXwTEQsS44A"}
{"text": "你只吃了果冻吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4600759"}
{"text": "你先别急，先抽根烟冷静一下 （小李注：瞎扯行为，请勿模仿）", "question": "急，我家有个连接外星球的虫洞，现在正疯狂往外跑氢气，根本封不住口该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买的罐装咖啡是“咖啡饮料”。", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "招手招到这种程度出租车就是不停车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHP0BZhPiac1GAj6icfxGs8glRdQOKj5zp8icpibHlpDQ9FX7mBwwSwPO6SA"}
{"text": "真人版的熊大。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302737"}
{"text": "可爱猫猫奴役下的人类被不停催工作买猫粮", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "在湖边看水中的倒影，像水仙花一样死去吧", "question": "自己长得太帅怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马场和树", "question": "请问M-1是什么的缩写？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6941095"}
{"text": "校园各处都有陷阱。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的运动会，什么样的运动会都讨厌。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4826573"}
{"text": "驾校教练眼中的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9WqPfaRksgGBw18Ow8cQQ57JJm3xk0p4xfaJib6Ozl2SkQzDbZu6pTHw"}
{"text": "谁吃熔化了的巧克力。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4783619"}
{"text": "E", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0bpiq4233j30ci0eltb2"}
{"text": "别怕，不疼哒。", "question": "哪些是中国式谎言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "左：我卡住的时候还是只白狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prpm7j5bj20aa0c9q50"}
{"text": "这是莎莎酱和chorizo哦，朋友！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "473618"}
{"text": "刘关张哥仨在新手村遇到的那个连名字都没有的矮人（大雾）铁匠，双股剑、青龙偃月刀、丈八点钢矛的制造者......", "question": "三国里最让你震撼的一个人是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走路的时候也会摇晃。", "question": "百元店疯狂购物时常见的事情", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4651305"}
{"text": "总理发现了是未成年人，用的是“直觉”。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2587482"}
{"text": "去女浴室疏散人群", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20gVURWFxCTx7rM8qwH0l0ibmS3BBBcLyxH8pz9MNPAwHfEAvRrsaDX2g"}
{"text": "一整天也没能开始的运动会开幕式", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvub43tqp0j20yi19q4hh"}
{"text": "你们看正面，无忌看背面。你们还话多，我的天。( •̅_•̅ )", "question": "为什么张无忌给女的输内力要脱衣服，男的不用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "王警官的第一个案子就非常烧脑呢：究竟谁是真正的死者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGXPlicPqN4LgoXwoKpWumzU0OfBfMmRVnnUOWfnDj95ZicqCoDibOosmVQ"}
{"text": "深刻建议和不孕不育医院携手合作拍摄续集。【医院病床前，奄奄一息的外婆握着新人双手】外婆：有……孩……子……了……吗？ 【细雨中，夫妇二人跪在墓碑前】【墓碑上慢慢出现一行血红色的字：「有孩子了吗？」 【冬夜的厨房里，雾气凝在窗户上】水雾流淌出几个字：「有孩子了吗？」女主看着镜中自己的脸渐渐变成外婆的。外婆伸出手指在镜子上描画出血红的五个字，并作出口型：「有孩子了吧？」女主：不！我不能再慢慢等了，我要去 XX 医院！ 女主取下家中外婆的遗照，一边烧一边喃喃地讲：「外婆……我有孩子啦。」 感谢兔娘提供梗么么哒。", "question": "如何评价婚恋网站借外婆口吻催婚的广告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被老婆说要黑白分明，我开始思考起来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5587327"}
{"text": "原来是我左耳聋了啊，我还以为耳机坏了呢，吓死我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoykVcA5DTmTYLspU4pTXgIj3gKuEPUp94LsY3aPYurF4qg7CRCCnc5A"}
{"text": "在这个题目里开玩笑吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3785754"}
{"text": "拿出探照灯", "question": "请您告诉我遇到别车时的应对方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619361"}
{"text": "老鼠男，你在搞什么鬼，快点来啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5545967"}
{"text": "在这里预先调味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KsFLHbicSPIqzUvh9HibANJsAfDp0GFQnSYuqCayUc6Q0KYQZicWVmfzsA"}
{"text": "文化课考生艺术零分就能上大学，公平吗？", "question": "艺术生低分上知名大学公平吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看来卓别林来过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3mznibfuU7cR5LTYrhSsbsXvaPq6WySWzhF5V58At5nAaicMUsVyuCmaw"}
{"text": "因为吃小龙虾的时候不能玩手机，只能聊天，社交效率高。", "question": "麻辣小龙虾为何成为了夜宵文化的代表？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子带着狙击枪去上音乐课了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgxqnx691sj30ci0elq48"}
{"text": "俗话说的好一个巴掌拍不响两个巴掌当当响 @程路： 娘娘！大事不好了，皇上他造反了！", "question": "如何看待李国庆率 4 大汉赴当当夺回公章，宣布全面接管当当，「罢免」俞渝一事？真实情况是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "\"You sound like Chinese.\"", "question": "如果美国朋友问你，你喜欢中国还是喜欢美国，你怎么答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我叫于谦，我爸爸喜欢听郭德纲的相声。大家感受一下。", "question": "和名人同名是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说贵国疫情防控还搞一刀切？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "其实我是个女生。", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "题主这么问说明自己可能没读过研究生，或者没在学术圈待过。一般来说，硕士毕业送外卖，博士毕业开出租车。", "question": "“非升即走”制度下淘汰的博士们为什么不去给美团送外卖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的桃子看起来很好吃呢。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7282235"}
{"text": "工地夏洛想起了自己还是王多鱼的日子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJYtaYNksm5J6WDQ6onndoOjV10T3O3GH1vVYs7sSslBlLGSibaxxMnJA"}
{"text": "第二步", "question": "买五十个菠萝。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "4463426"}
{"text": "化妆师的日常:嗯对的我们有新的胸垫的我去拿……哦好的好的我去拿四个……没关系的还可以后期的。诶这件衣服真是……我这边有束身衣的我去拿一下哈……没关系的小肚子可以后期的你一点也不胖的这件这么修身都有小肚子的。我帮你编一个清新的头发您不是不要头纱么……是不是很好看啊～哦这里杂毛没关系的都可以后期的……对对对头大也没关系的后期液化一下就好了……我觉得吧下睫毛就别贴了我们先去草地拍照等拍夜景再贴吧……哦哦好的我贴一下你看看……好的我给你上睫毛也贴两层……到时候让后期加黑一下效果更好的……白天拍草地阴影不用打那么重的你出来看效果不行就让修图的加深一下。新郎？新郎人呢？新郎你看这样可以么？新郎: 「好。」 修图师的日常:好的下巴再尖一点。嗯嗯。您这个痣要留着么我帮您把小痣都修掉了……这个痣要么留着吧算是标志性特点啊而且很好看美人痣诶……哦哦好的我马上帮您磨。还要白一点么其实这个照片是夕阳下的太白不自然啊我帮您加深一下阴影您看看这样是不是好多了……哦还是要白一点啊……眼睛放大到这个样子您看可以么?您已经贴了很长的假睫毛了我觉得现在很好看啊……哦哦好的那再放大一点。要么还是别放大了已经很大了我帮您鼻子阴影加深一下也显得大的……好的那就放大吧。您已经垫了硅胶了就不用了吧……哦好的再放大一点。嗯您看腰帮您改成这个细度是不是胸显得更大了……哦还能再瘦一点的。我优先磨掉小肚子。嗯您的头骨我也帮您改过了这样就有八头身了……哦好的腿也拉长一下……啊鼻子也要长一点啊？哦哦允儿那种是吧……好的。这个是原图，这个是改后的您满意么?诶新郎呢新郎来这里看一下……新郎您觉得怎样呢？新郎: 「好。」", "question": "为什么婚纱照中女方越来越不像本人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 不告诉你。 ", "question": "什么样的秘密会让你深藏一辈子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "词汇表", "question": "能读不能写的字是什么？", "star": 1145, "type": "T2T", "image": "6478523"}
{"text": "与其后悔，不如放下心来。", "question": "请告诉我只有大阪府民才知道的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6926028"}
{"text": "英语不及格的我翻译成汉语的世界", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KDvdJFwAqNmhbnwxzicQib9lmNHemgbB4gaJhOibznczY0o5gyUvOmoxTQ"}
{"text": "移动蜂窝数据", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bYFdbAw4BZibJRIZw6UwurweKoCUicpwiaz51mvjv38yFuzNTI9gzAuzTg"}
{"text": "哎呀，要开始玩弄了。", "question": "青菜加盐的味道。", "star": 2745, "type": "T2T", "image": "7022331"}
{"text": "我用心灵感应查看了墙壁，发现妻子在出轨。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4343626"}
{"text": "Null", "question": "有哪些不建议取的英文名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被邻居拿走了啤酒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6265998"}
{"text": "不能啊子弹飞到 1500m 瞬间就停了，然后会直直的坠落下去，你站在 1 米外，够不着。", "question": "假如一把枪的射程是 1500m，我能在 1501m 用手接住子弹吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人地合一，那不是埋了吗？", "question": "有天人合一，为什么没有人说地人合一呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为没有桌底板不知道如何处理鼻屎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9HBT89ul6BLkoUup1QFQ07nR2HOFzKgJbQ7OPZ0VXiaLlY158CIovDpw"}
{"text": "这个问题相当于问：这世界上有没有打靶射击从来不脱靶的士兵？", "question": "世界上有不会写bug的程序员吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们小区里面突然开了家小吃店，早上馄饨面条，晚上炒菜啤酒，因为在社区，方便大家，所以生意很好。我和老婆有时候懒得在家做就去这个小店吃一点。昨晚去，老板凑过来问：吃菌子吗？云南来的。我们好奇，怎么会有这东西。老板说他有云南亲戚，来上海玩，专门给他带来的，新鲜得很，还有土呢。我和老婆凑过去……真的，小筐子满满一筐。我很开心，炒一盘。老板也笑：也不打算卖，自己吃，熟悉的老客人给炒点……老婆问：听说云南这东西吃了会中毒，会有小人飞来飞去……老板哈哈哈哈的大笑：放心，不会中毒的，假如你吃了头有点晕，你就起来跑步，沿着马路跑，一出汗就好了。我也笑老婆大惊小怪。菜上来了，味道真心赞，鲜啊……老婆也赞不绝口……吃着吃着，老婆突然停了下来，神秘兮兮的问我：老公，你说老板刚才说话的意思是不是说要是我们中毒了，能死多远死多远……………………", "question": "有没有一句话让你感觉智商瞬间被压制？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "反复玩又有什么关系，这只是游戏罢了。", "question": "马里奥赛车迷相田美津代可能会写的作品。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870080"}
{"text": "在被责问的时候，提出一对一的对决。", "question": "请你教我一些连藤井聪太都不知道的围棋秘诀。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181840"}
{"text": "趁着对面卡顿掉线赶紧输出一波", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFqO9cm7XSPk1nI6bDZYGJ3UV5n4QTOiaLkrr45NFib7AWEUZ50hLSdBKg"}
{"text": "你这个问题，就好像：找个女孩结婚怎么样？谁能说得清。", "question": "去上海工作怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题目：《重来吧！毛线球》", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4586009"}
{"text": "表白的时候怪兽会自动停止攻击。", "question": null, "star": 112, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "意味着气可以不打一处来", "question": "俄罗斯天然气通过中俄东线天然气管道正式进入中国，意味着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "挺心疼那个叫国民的人的，有 *** 这么浪荡的老公，还有 *** 这么糟心的闺女。", "question": "你最不喜欢哪个明星人设？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "身高155厘米。", "question": "孩子们对新出的《哥斯拉超人》感到失望，这是什么情况？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3359377"}
{"text": "“眼镜在你额头上”", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "听说你睡不着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1emhjcylt6qj20ax09o3za"}
{"text": "今年过年期间，央视春晚摇一摇抢红包，我爸把微信翻了 200 遍都找不到摇一摇在哪，于是求助我。我发现我爸手机上的摇一摇功能被我妈设置为停用了。#有个心机妈#", "question": "一个人的心机可以深到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用火烤，剩下的就是玻璃。", "question": "钻石和碎玻璃混在一起了，要怎么区分？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂？110吗？不是，我不自首前面有个男的在打一个女……不是，我不自首", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hahbt5kk0cj30ci0el77d"}
{"text": "X 年以前，我毕业了，但是我毕业就失业，为了不至流落街头，所以我只好返回学校，一直读到了博士后。。。。。。", "question": "3 月 22 日，如何以「X 年后，我毕业了」为开头，写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "时不时跑回来挑畔乌龟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ersgwyb0wbj209w08mgmv"}
{"text": "这是你要我烤的吗？我到现在还没吃过一片肉呢……对不起！我马上去烤！是的！对不起！", "question": "从现在开始，我想吃烤肉，请做一下。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2568781"}
{"text": "会我媳妇试过那次正好我们家换坐便，可能是早上吃的不好，正换着她就突然憋不住了，端起客厅的猫砂就奔卧室走，猫就跟着她一起进去了等安坐便的走了，她跟我说，她拉完了以后，猫看看她，看看屎，最后很不情愿的去给埋了然后我们家猫好几天都没理她", "question": "我如果往猫砂里拉屎，猫会帮我埋起来吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我只担心累到我的电表。", "question": "为什么我会觉得电器使用长时间会累到它们?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "道具箱 -> 道具盒", "question": "把多啦A梦比作蓝色的狸猫更严厉地改述一下。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309220"}
{"text": "我上地铁了，快释放人质！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0MHzStWWQwia7Y6aCMtHia4Iu43XThTCibfVsDns9KewsoC9icF8RjInrYA"}
{"text": "抢银行时发现有人拍照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4omg2icdId5r8ZQ3MZKUMrapibRQEWFms7ibFkaiapavswaVYp7bz7nMl9w"}
{"text": "爸爸有个秘密你知道吗？", "question": "我觉得。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061733"}
{"text": "『车祸对你的损伤很小，你很幸运，所以请安心……【那么请你告诉我，我的腿为什么会在那里】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPLqjp3SkiaYHHCKjl1esIcth18eLjztD4dzvHAGWsUGPvPibicd0ogs20w"}
{"text": "假发里的棋太多要藏不下了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9uDibdVibkicTzfC8NXsaic7WAf1Ot1WsZegtD8khnHDVAOIKibRHdTDXdoQ"}
{"text": "这是什么实验啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1248584"}
{"text": "小时候去美帝夏令营，老师一再强调要我们懂规矩有礼貌。于是大家到了一个商场里都牢记教诲肥肠注意。后面商场里的美国大妈慈祥地问我们：你们是日本人吗？......", "question": "在国外，你做过哪些改变外国人对国人固有认知的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是 vczh，我一个顶你们十个，而且才拿五份工资。", "question": "三行求职信怎么写？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下一位，请问您的饲养动机", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvsyltdmy5j20yi1db7wh"}
{"text": "碳水化合物为主的食物。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6038901"}
{"text": "年轻时的KFC和麦当劳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy66ro1nhaj30ci0elzo5"}
{"text": "突然秃顶了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "93095"}
{"text": "小学把我们班的一个女同学弄哭了，怕她告诉班主任，找了个没人的地方给她磕了俩头。", "question": "你有哪些秘密只敢匿名说出来?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不会使用暴力。我只会使用可爱的力量。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6809462"}
{"text": "我们正在与夏卡作战。", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "刚刚不小心把你左边须子拔下来了，要不要接回去？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqdNJg7Grdv6qnibaX867UXtJ15BFIuplHDdsjFP625nPHvFrSLnSJ86A"}
{"text": "汪汪队选新现场", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "心疼giegie！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVv9FxPcVCLaPwNcltq3ueONeXFd8cwFTbotLvwHHw72bGYKSDWibCc5w"}
{"text": "我第一次知道暑假到8月31日结束。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450466"}
{"text": "因为Thomas Hancock发明了现代橡胶生产机器。Thomas Hancock (inventor)", "question": "为什么汉库克喜欢路飞？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脑内海马的电波可视化。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5712045"}
{"text": "你是说导弹么？", "question": "为什么没有出现无人机自毁式攻击武器呢？恐怖分子用过吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "瞄准护士！", "question": "名著漫画改一个字，加上2023年是22023年。", "star": 28, "type": "T2T", "image": "6907169"}
{"text": "藏好了吗？」喵喵藏好啦！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glukvlcwxgj30ci0eldmw"}
{"text": "喂，活着呢吗？啊，即使活着，没有口罩也不行啊！在空气中放屁是活不下去的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7353005"}
{"text": "榨汁机吧……去年中秋单位发了好几箱水果，我一个人吃不完，买了一个榨汁机，可是榨汁的过程：要洗两个苹果，削皮，切块，去核，放榨汁机里，榨出的果汁差不多两分钟就能喝完，然后再洗杯子，洗榨汁机的零件，洗好之后收拾起来放好......用了一次就不再用了，已经送人了。然后今年过端午节的时候又发了四箱，现在还没吃完……", "question": "哪些家电其实根本没必要买？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "午饭晚饭跟女朋友吃饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdicku1LTfqfCFtGtoROq7EPiaGxaWxteXOo09nOVE9yhiaq0y8AvX8UJXph8A"}
{"text": "那个一点都没帮忙做清洁的男生变得很听话了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865661"}
{"text": "不考虑薪水的话我不想工作", "question": "不考虑薪水你最想从事什么工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "幽默是情商的溢出。二逼是情商的不足。", "question": "二逼和幽默的差别在哪儿?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，糟糕了！要登陆过来了！", "question": null, "star": 652, "type": "I2T", "image": "614333"}
{"text": "吃了一只萤火虫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArNqGn7VtPSibtLMklK8ibib77jL7sl9NMzmILUcov78U6T0xqF2En1cnIA"}
{"text": "看见了。", "question": "添两个字让懒蛋熊的工具无法使用，看起来更糟糕。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7087444"}
{"text": "10、9、8、7……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1golm2exqy1j30ci0el419"}
{"text": "这是今早采的香菇。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4853699"}
{"text": "女士你还要再凑两颗星星才够合成一颗黄的哦", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "虽然被要求玩颜面抛接游戏很惊讶，但没想到会有六个人啊。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "6661073"}
{"text": "被印笼的魅力所迷住。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3739120"}
{"text": "老师：我们来打扫卫生好不好？学生：不好老师：我们让男生来打扫好不好女生：好老师：我们让女生来打扫好不好男生：好老师：你看这不是都同意吗", "question": "如何看待专家建议「男女延迟退休到同龄为好」？应该如何延迟退休？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "慢慢来，小心点，一不小心就完了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4724244"}
{"text": "从前，年轻的我爬六楼也会大喘气。自从别人介绍了脑白金，作为码字工的我，吃了许多年，牙好胃口好，头发也没白更没秃，上 20 层高楼面不红心不跳。因为，有钱买电梯房了。", "question": "史玉柱说自己 21 年来每天都吃脑白金，不运动也健康都是因为脑白金，真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遭遇？不存在的。职业:高中老师家族里几乎所有小孩子，只要一听到某聚会有我，基本本能选择回避。根本不用给红包，也遇不到熊孩子。", "question": "过年期间，你的职业给你造成了哪些一言难尽的遭遇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "组织聚餐的共同朋友暂时离开了场面有点尴尬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfV1SPibzEXWvATj25hxAOOAZIictLxWF3fibTDyjQqWynAuzbGEdyxJqvPQ"}
{"text": "挂一朵花在胸前，写上「新郎」。", "question": "在正式场合穿着正装如何避免被当做服务员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是不是因为日本的街舞大神们都在《这就是街舞 4》比赛，所以闭幕式的舞蹈表演是现在这个样子的？", "question": "东京奥运会的闭幕式有哪些亮点？你对哪一幕印象最深刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把家里的东西放在货架上", "question": null, "star": 461, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "不，我不觉得这不公平。只要我努力工作退早也会拥有自己的金字塔。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHfUcOC4be01HdqkWmUzeozSqIcmHxwu8EzEcAglyt9eEnd6Q9YoqzcQ"}
{"text": "我老是记不起来十年前是 2005，不是 1995 了。", "question": "哪一刻你突然觉得自己老了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小男孩在这溺水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h57ptjxs0hj30ci0eldh1"}
{"text": "按下非常按钮和控制中心的人交谈。", "question": "在电梯里，目的地是300楼，怎么打发时间呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1946019"}
{"text": "抱着书举着冰淇淋。", "question": "只有和宇宙相似的人才能环绕地球。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7215115"}
{"text": "不努力这个就是你女朋友了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5H3SibRdSfCMeib6vfl00HYeAiaBiclM0lIxAqMn5ibgBdW6qnkYhnytaPxBQ"}
{"text": "亲爱的听众朋友们大家好，这里是东京广播电台，我们今天要聊的是北海道蟹的三种吃法。", "question": "如果你在末日的废墟中发现一台收音机，你觉得里面会在播放什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蛋糕大战躲在其他包厢的人被发现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGl2KbygjCsTbb3ljB22ayTMKAoBXCv2icibnyccmIlBegpTCzbpxmCgKw"}
{"text": "曾经我剃飞机头的时候，一度可以跑到全班第一，后来我剃了光头，班里的女生再也不给我加油了，我就达不到这么高的水平了。（知乎日报注：戳这里有苏炳添本人的回答）", "question": "苏炳添把头发剃光可以快多少？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桃子，那个年糕真的没问题吗？", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6858669"}
{"text": "献血要抽这么多吗..", "question": null, "star": 368, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgejfh4e1j611n18edm102"}
{"text": "放礼物进圣诞袜的手洗了几十遍还有味道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4yU6sYHW23IhfdHibE8iciczwdwAaYriczMlmAmbjatSz5y8KIMGRxicqu2Q"}
{"text": "被问晚饭要加几个蛋的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8e4cwq1ryj20gh0eojvo"}
{"text": "哈哈...兔子以前跑那么快吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7106195"}
{"text": "王一飞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2WrAHib6ph9oCbyDSbibGGOibXCqB5ZaVn1SgIoTCC1mlpic1nIcwq9PINFAw"}
{"text": "我奶奶她们村子安了个天线塔，旁边那家老太太天天说头疼，全家闹到县政府结果人家说我们这刚搭了塔电还没连呢有个屁辐射。", "question": "中国这么多人口，为什么没有 Wi-Fi 过敏患者的相关报道？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "潘驴邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓邓小闲。", "question": "能否用一百字写清楚你最想要的生活？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎哟，这是什么啊？感觉滑溜溜的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "269354"}
{"text": "B抬起下身", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "偷偷给女朋友买内衣但是不知道size", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjm3CnS1uXEkJ6Pm1t1RfGMKcPOB5AzLwgo3tgz7ibVKAenI5ibjric3hyCg"}
{"text": "电话里的声音和平时的声音不一样。", "question": "共鸣母亲的日常☆", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "1278621"}
{"text": "别废话了赶快划！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXM3YAssdJGc7ptGjfzuTCNm6y4t4xp2yT7QWvZ4zARdoib2y1KmsHygw"}
{"text": "我会读汉字。", "question": "在魔法学校学到的无用的魔法效果是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036881"}
{"text": "我单亲家庭。小时候父亲抛弃了母亲和我还有哥哥。我们过得很辛苦，我还没毕业的时候每天我们各自回房间不说话。请问我可以去商场把 PS4 抱走了吗？没有 PS4 我真的不会幸福的，好心疼自己。在线等，挺急的。", "question": "一个有女朋友的男生喝醉了酒强奸了一个女生怎么办（六年级的时候男生父亲就去世了，然后就挺堕落的）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "12点多了该睡觉了。", "question": null, "star": 263, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go3d0k1sqlj60u010m7fi02"}
{"text": "书包很重。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "标题：救护车", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284288"}
{"text": "啥？你说我以后会在地球输给一条恐龙？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "从他手里的扫帚，你就应该能够猜想到她的身份，他就是哈利波特。", "question": "《天龙八部》中的扫地僧的真实身份是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫爪和衣服被强力胶粘在了一起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "要换一下网络吗？", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667086"}
{"text": "猜拳脱衣赛进入赛点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSJAv33vZvicwbCkSZfFicQU2zkq7EnPVCt6qxmaNcMGIorIR0drdqMd7w"}
{"text": "比赛赛道上突然出现的美女陷阱", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh8u9wvce7j20mh0x5k9s"}
{"text": "水岛，注意！", "question": "小手指", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6892596"}
{"text": "#驼背#客人有猫背吧？这行干久了咱一摸便知～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx7himqdilj30ci0eljs8"}
{"text": "爹地，玩蹦极时要系好安全绳哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZZce0lMic6x2PGOhWdiaTfYJYA9M0l5HT4GuP8mgicAHrNSwJ3WibgVf4FQ"}
{"text": "就这么点儿东西，也能装进便当盒里啊！", "question": null, "star": 994, "type": "I2T", "image": "565581"}
{"text": "眼前突然出现了巨大的扇形统计图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9xlXJporU6mib0x4AhhibKqOzibGPSNicRicHBujsxEYzqwvJq08CSpI7C7w"}
{"text": "发现女生穿着低领体恤来上课", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibaNqXIXP7Cu7icRP6EGlrtY1Xx0icJQM9WLp6m2p5aj6KVgBELNHXjUeQ"}
{"text": "谁说没有情景喜剧了，我们还有《老爸老妈老友大爆炸公寓》呀！", "question": "国产情景喜剧灭绝了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "步骤猫咪被卡住", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "为什么中文中「干」的意思是：dry，do，stem，fuck。而这四个意思看起来却毫不相干。哦，对了，为什么在「毫不相干」里的「干」的意思是：have to do with？", "question": "为什么英文中account的意思是：账户，解释，叙述。而这三个意思看起来却毫不相干?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“里脊我要了”“那我要烤肱二头”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFADW9sR6ryOnCrhZrU8Zm8auYwFicIiblUyEdbK7bdo2NpVgAIUd898mw"}
{"text": "来帮忙搬家的朋友几个人只选轻东西搬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtk0pp5n5ej30ci0eldl0"}
{"text": "螃蟹不限量自助餐", "question": null, "star": 238, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1ezntq3ckj612216ugya02"}
{"text": "有一次我和我女朋友去北京，因为订票晚了，是临时决定去的，硬坐 7 个小时。在我旁边有个年轻姑娘因为座位靠近近过道，没有桌子可趴，一直摇摇晃晃，最后居然靠在我肩膀上了 0.0这时候我拍了拍我女朋友给她指了一下这个情况。然后她示意我不要吵醒她。我当时是懵 b 的。然后我女朋友也靠在我的肩上睡觉。一路上，来来回回的行人，我的回头率高达 99.99%。好像有一个人还默默竖起了大拇指。", "question": "在交通工具上靠着陌生人的肩膀睡着了或是被陌生人靠着肩膀睡着了是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了让碰瓷的老奶奶不受伤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQJ0O6j0Qm0vFicic0Bk4RCjH7wkllloOqibNGcDe1rvGgcZqboof0E4B9g"}
{"text": "那个星期天会来……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2911321"}
{"text": "接过两次诈骗电话。当时接的时候不知道是诈骗电话，接完后才反应过来的。第一次接电话的时候在看守所提审嫌疑人，有个陌生号码过来，一开口就问我在干嘛，我以为是我新进检察院的同学打电话给我报喜就如实说：「我在审犯人，有什么事？」对方话都没说就把电话挂了。第二次的诈骗电话一开口就是「小王啊，你明天来我办公室一趟」。当时我自行车丢了报了警，我以为是派出所的兄弟把人抓到了，但当时案子有事情在忙我就说：「x 所，我们反贪这边有事我走不开，过两天去可以吗？」对方一听又把电话挂了。我是不是太诚实了。→_→", "question": "公检法人士接到诈骗电话是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "帮我卖钢琴吧！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3205877"}
{"text": "他的身影映在了窗户上。", "question": "早安电视播出时，观众投诉蜂拥而至，到底发生了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6985983"}
{"text": "婆婆妈妈", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1335223"}
{"text": "猫的报恩", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3650965"}
{"text": "相亲的唯一作用就是见到相亲对象的一刹那，你就知道自己在介绍人眼里是什么货色…", "question": "相亲是怎样的一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这句话大约出现了二十次左右的‘盘尼西林’这个词。", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "睡不着的人。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1861623"}
{"text": "下次野外上厕所就别再用我擦屁股了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1341tbxl0EAGMr0Zd2hicicDxnn3FTSBbYMMsckialNpiby66IcRqsicG8iaw"}
{"text": "百人队", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3993608"}
{"text": "山东某校三跨广东某校，本来以为复试最大的难关是专业英语，没想到竟然是……粤语……老师们和我肯定是在努力讲普通话啦，然而彼此还是挺难听懂的吧，复试就在我一脸懵逼，老师们六脸懵逼之中莫名其妙地结束了。最后面试成绩中游，好在笔试还可以，还是被拟录取了。我这就去补港剧……", "question": "你在考研复试环节有哪些有意思的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我氪金了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3j7r1rsrqj60vx0kb78q02"}
{"text": "睡了午觉之后，不知道是朝阳还是夕阳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBWCh5cKoVjel3ybz36nw9KmedO7MPIRibMZuMkR0NDP8ZdwqiaXwuhTNw"}
{"text": "因为火了所以宣传一下。", "question": "那个说着无关紧要的话的人赢了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4858036"}
{"text": "没想到是炸弹！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz0cn4yid2j20ku0o1goh"}
{"text": "生个健康的孩子❤", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7188458"}
{"text": "怎么带的是吸管啊！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1dXGicuXWwJIRaIxhCWWG35VpMSvyiboxa70jbjKyDBH6ssc3tiaHfNwog"}
{"text": "所有正在表白的人都相同。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 21, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "外星人躺在了床上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RNB5MMXsLHOALrqJwD2O1hmGnmSygbictO6L6EylqcXicXvjUxuoYicfUA"}
{"text": "老板：“会议就到这了，大家散……”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWGZsicz7xwrecQvgSekYSeE8Fib0dWYISTXYq0urjhxsXJXlcpiavGd0iaw"}
{"text": "没收～！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eaeupebn9gj20bl0anq4i"}
{"text": "我想你应该是不会吃蛋糕的吧。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3591891"}
{"text": "充分利用生灵怜悯之法令的恩惠。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449794"}
{"text": "带止回阀的。", "question": "别在吸管上加这种功能！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7072405"}
{"text": "直接说——你踏马的别剧透好吗！！！", "question": "和心仪的女生出去，被别人问这是你女朋友吗，如何回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到要饭的，给点钱。遇到要钱的，给点饭。", "question": "怎么判断乞丐的真假？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靛滑轮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8icB6pQFCMWczg2pEpFunvxIhcIgmXEsrlOIzXefpLa0icv9O0Kkd0nFw"}
{"text": "把我鞋留下", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "防晒沙龙原来这么热啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2330832"}
{"text": "为什么追我？因为你拿了我的记忆消除器。为什么追我？因为你拿了我的记忆消除器。为什么追我？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHTcoY63Q72MwSQc9OjHLM0dVvT2MOtwiaftF7mD5M1PtwxAO3Mf1Dib4g"}
{"text": "如果我孩子是龟，那就有的商量 2333", "question": "假如用你孩子一百年的寿命换取他成为高考状元，你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "留不住。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7242094"}
{"text": "工作就是这样，你总是这样抱怨。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6382627"}
{"text": "走出老爸房间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7s73ml4kbj30ci0eljs8"}
{"text": "也是", "question": "最喜欢的一个字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2784636"}
{"text": "唇老板这次要来真的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icsTz6OW4UtpVJPjw56uiacTBWpeNvDK5qHcYWrYuVkAsUVoY8ye2Dk7Q"}
{"text": "我到这儿来想干啥来着……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4sowxycr1j30ci0elmyg"}
{"text": "我认识一个人，他一年只穿一双 aj，对就这一双鞋，我夏天问他穿 aj 热不热，他说不热啊，aj 这么贵，夏天很凉快的，然后冬天他还是穿这一双鞋，我问他，冬天穿 aj 不冷吗（在东北），他说不冷啊，aj 你没穿过你不懂，冬天可暖和了，那时候我是穷 b，也穿不起 aj，不过还是不相信 aj 有冷暖循环系统！", "question": "夏天穿aj真的不热吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "离开劳资的泳池", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "（啊...胸部平平的...）", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280662"}
{"text": "和朋友聊天，发现这个政策的制定很有点控制语句的味道。这个奖励和熔断，if… else…的味道太冲了。我们有理由相信公务员队伍里已经有了一定比例的前程序员。很有意思。", "question": "民航局调整国际客运航班，实施航班奖励和熔断措施，会带来哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早知道去割一个双眼皮了…这么长的假期…", "question": "如果早知道2020年的春节“假期”这么长，你有没有后悔没有提前做什么安排？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最强的面罩是生抽酱油密封的喷嘴。", "question": "帮我买点酱油，我要做大餐。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383964"}
{"text": "我曾经天真地以为只要有了记忆面包就能轻松考上东大", "question": null, "star": 688, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gng8gllq5zj6109109wlt02"}
{"text": "作为惊喜的求婚戒指用完餐再上行吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsmhxcpv3fj30ci0eljv6"}
{"text": "想起一个笑话。我问一个铁路当差的哥们，说中国高铁国产化率达到85%这真的假的？他说，真的，我们按重量计算的。", "question": "这社会95%以上的事情都是高中生知识水平就能解决，最关键是跟人的沟通相处能力。这话对吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在博物馆拍照还不关闪光灯的后果:", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "看火前抢救出了最危险的蜂窝煤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotNUictb3VjMicDUNVlb5E9wE3T3iaf4yX6jBiaaz9tafoKWlTic78jdiaXwjQ"}
{"text": "躺下的瞬间想起枕头上放了个橙子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBzeN0ksmbHc3yYvibCjt04YjyjIaEWen7cTbWSsdILHz70icwBSUH6MjA"}
{"text": "你忘了我们是欧美人吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "哎呀，那又怎么样呢……只是给我看猩猩的照片我也不会傻笑啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3481873"}
{"text": "哎呀，直到最近还应该能用国民的钱呢...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2165667"}
{"text": "我老婆猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g66493kuzpj20ka0r1gq2"}
{"text": "快闪开！快闪开！有喵要生了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h04poru2t0j30ci0elad9"}
{"text": "你觉得人在身体上除了骨头以外最硬的是什么？", "question": "请用尽全力写出让人深信不疑的文章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867317"}
{"text": "她都会把我模型给孩子玩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h64wkhuq9uj30ci0el0wv"}
{"text": "纯果汁", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "他自称熟悉宪法，但其实只了解十七条。", "question": "请告诉我关于米斯特·时代落后者罗的传说篇章。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548799"}
{"text": "有个人的血量要不行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eu3p38rv1tj209l06qac3"}
{"text": "部长，裁员这件事应该从哪里开始着手呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2732710"}
{"text": "倒立", "question": "收集七个龙珠后，神龙会做什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5462956"}
{"text": "临睡前我都会摸摸它的头，说：明天也要加油哦", "question": "怎么保养笔记本电脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哥哥你为什么穿着塑料袋呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6DnvTg46FsL34ykdW4hScndYjdsMv1mDMlpJOIwH7fJyezoZzPvTiazg"}
{"text": "为了被养在室内开始撒娇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0opundw6mj30ci0elmzw"}
{"text": "眼看土豆就要成熟了，老王晚上悄悄地多施了一遍肥，第二天隔壁田里的土豆好多都跑了过来，丰收的一季。", "question": "植物为什么没有大脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上起床——离开家——参加中国男足——高收入", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEbCUe7Q4ibevbXvKico8Lt8ywCSibt8KOWl97tnj8uBx6F3D2JoXMG4lLw"}
{"text": "现在妈妈不在。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1660478"}
{"text": "做梦你惹到我了。问他梦到了什么，他皱眉想了好一会儿，然后转头认真的说「虽然我不记得是什么内容，但是我很生气。」", "question": "你男友有过哪些奇葩的生气理由？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烦躁。", "question": "运动会啦啦队的吹笛子趣闻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3175777"}
{"text": "不行，这是给妈妈的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06DXdAHpuBkoTYrR414gUU7KMFGM3QMOn5ORs7icE6BQMN4NqUHmZibricpg"}
{"text": "妈妈，咱们现在演的是哆啦A梦，不是奥特曼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6rrHw09j0Or0PDo5W7MB024ibIicqv7yB5DiaJOHnuEoUjicib51MO6JT83g"}
{"text": "当我意识到别人对我的看法终将取决于自身实力的时候。", "question": "你是什么时候不在乎别人的看法的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "降落在60岁大妈肌肤上的化妆水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoqheV6CfQa1buIvE0owk6z0AMvTzAIyfic0aCKkhL7QehJ5UBl57SOoA"}
{"text": "一次在高铁上，后座一个父亲带着一个五六岁的女儿。女儿一直磨着要爸爸答应给她买一个什么玩具。爸爸：这样吧，我们来打个赌吧。我给你讲个笑话，你要是能忍住不笑，我就给你买，你要是笑了，就别磨叽了，行不？女儿：可以。爸爸：好，开始了啊。我答应给你买玩具了。女儿愣了一下，旋即乐得合不拢嘴。爸爸：你看，你笑了，你输了，玩具不买了……", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我开发的是一种握力器设备。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579602"}
{"text": "当星星亮起来的时候。", "question": "第五百五十六万七千四百三十三个幸福瞬间。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6865016"}
{"text": "你现在没有新的兄弟姐妹出生。能证明你父母没有生育能力吗？", "question": "现在没有新物种诞生，能够证明进化论是错误的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前戏做着做着睡着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCbgZgia2QpffpliclYukHmzUILz78cfZ5Wciaf21FJzcX2msjkVv36pYrQ"}
{"text": "猫罐头里真的有猫", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "我不知道装逼会不会提升一个人的幸福感。我倒是发现，总是在乎别人有没有在装逼的人，特别缺乏幸福感。", "question": "装逼怎样提升个人的幸福感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我曾经用过一句话，百试不爽。-你好，我是 XX 保险公司，向您推荐一款产品，吧啦吧啦……-谢谢，我马上就要移民了，用不到这些了。-哦，先生恭喜您，不打扰您了。直到有一次对方介绍完她自己和她公司后，我：「谢谢，我马上要移民了，用不到这些了。」对方：「中国有什么地方对不起你，你居然要移民？你说，中国有什么做的不对了？」我：？？？我输了！", "question": "如何用一句话堵死电话销售？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等等，你是广东人？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwBsuvT12USNrgiaM92ibic9w4YsULEgN48YLvHmHh7nLa8sZTiaiaglLJCT6C0zJC348lxc0A8NfFglQ"}
{"text": "讲道理……你这个没法打啊。一个人召唤了氢，一个人召唤了氧，混一起炸了，结果算谁赢了？如果是生存向的话，那就是谁召唤能力强就谁厉害。召唤个几千立方米的高压氩气围绕在自己身边，刀枪不入——什么，你该不会说这种世界观下还需要呼吸氧气吧？", "question": "如果有一个以召唤化学元素战斗的世界会是怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "500年后大头儿子被考古学家发现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJm5MAicfE0mMuFlOofl127PXrpNEDO9PIR8yVYoQazLysMgDJ49pzZaiaQ"}
{"text": "你哪里感冒了？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6860186"}
{"text": "肯定发现不对劲，毕竟看见了俩托尼。人工智能的逻辑开始崩溃：这个世界上是不可能存在两个一模一样的人的，这俩人的确不一样，但只是生理年龄有所不同，难道是时空穿梭？但我的计算以及数据库表示时空穿梭是没有可能的。  原来这个世界上不止是逻辑的，奇迹不止是小概率，而是发生不可能的事情。   我会做梦吗？斯塔克先生。   人工智能会梦到电子羊吗？斯塔克先生。   人工智能能变成人吗？斯塔克先生。  mcu幻视诞生了。", "question": "在《复仇者联盟4》中钢铁侠回到斯塔克大楼，贾维斯是否发现他了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友非要我方便的时候去接他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BataDtTEZZnJTA6LTdaJUEQiaFB5A2pOf3ws1vdTtZqYte0Bu60XLtKZg"}
{"text": "這其實是一個偽命題。你以為你睡了文藝女青年，其實是文藝女青年睡了你", "question": "文艺女青年容易被推倒这个说法正确吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做一顿丰盛的晚餐？", "question": "在丧尸横行的末日，如果有无数健全的人会听从你的安排，你能做些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然长出背鳍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hen9bqyftdj30ci0eldje"}
{"text": "泰国人很友善。", "question": "对恐人际交往的人说一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388951"}
{"text": "小心陷阱！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "173284"}
{"text": "在海里和潘多拉在一起玩，好可爱啊～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5876819"}
{"text": "孩子真机灵，以后能当导盲犬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqic72Az2EBKhFn1VXYQzpWvOiaMZ5km6MnEZgeUOcnzdveetaFtrXaaKew"}
{"text": "试问孟婆如何鉴别过桥的人是否把孟婆汤喝完了？很简单，让他把以下句子用标准的普通话读出来：找呀找呀找朋友，找到一个好朋友，敬个礼呀握握手，你是我的好朋友。你是我天边最美的云彩，斟满美酒把你留下来。忘记了姓名的请给我来，现在让我们向快乐崇拜。你以为谁忍不住唱出来的就是没喝完？？大错特错识字的都没喝完", "question": "可以说一个最冷的笑话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在和熊大玩捉迷藏的熊二", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "客的卡片号码只在81到155之间。", "question": "热闹的 Bingo 比赛现场。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5370772"}
{"text": "两人分数加起来刚好100", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbwzw6xooej30ci0elt9p"}
{"text": "我已阅读并同意以上条款。", "question": "你撒得最久的一个谎是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "客人，您坐过钻石公主号吗？", "question": "您是出租车司机，请用言语让乘客感到不安。", "star": 27, "type": "T2T", "image": "5383557"}
{"text": "捉迷藏……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "以前我的梦是黑白的，自从遇到了朝思暮想的那个她，梦就变成黄色的了。", "question": "梦是黑白的还是彩色的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人公是小泉今日子。", "question": "果然鬼灭的北二和樱桃小丸子有很多相似之处。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5406058"}
{"text": "看到你观看这个视频，就说明我已经露馅了吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5141045"}
{"text": "右耳不要出", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "收到了十条推特的点赞。", "question": "请分享一些不太高级的吹牛话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6999639"}
{"text": "切断所有魔法", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389171"}
{"text": "你，应该接着对他唱：我真的好~~~~想你。", "question": "在美国大街上，有的车里的人冲你大喊“嘿~~~”的时候，“嘿~”回去会挨揍还是不“嘿~”会挨揍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自家狗子的医生，中年男性个子不高，瘦小型。身高 160，体重 100 上下。戴眼镜，样子斯文。有次带狗子打疫苗和其他主人闲扯。一长相彪悍的阿姨说道：「我家还有只藏獒，每次带它来打针走到街对面死活不走了。看着王医生就发抖。」能让藏獒畏惧的男人，正当我的敬仰滔滔不绝时，正在给狗打针的王医生悻悻地说：「我见到它也发抖。」", "question": "有没有你知道的兽医相关段子，笑到流泪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在哪投币？", "question": null, "star": 244, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt0dofoqpwj60xs191jyz02"}
{"text": "上厕所时被妈妈关了灯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efhhsywohrj20b508omxj"}
{"text": "发现收到的定时炸弹不会炸后开始维修", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heuj9un27bj30ci0elad4"}
{"text": "脸上有什么吗？哦？那是什么大鼻子一样的脓包。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6789535"}
{"text": "以拳击掌，会对生命线造成伤害立即丧命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4hLiaib3NdMmon2dicTqOXIKHL54ibPYLqrdpcb3b0EhufgNS9g4gXbFDTw"}
{"text": "不得不吐槽一下外地专程来开网约车的司机，上次在打到一个，既不知道三环在哪里，也不知道哪里是北边，更别提盘桥了。折腾了一阵，他也快崩溃了，跟我说：「要不我把车给您，您开过去怎么样？」好么，我改司机了！", "question": "你们在乘坐网约车的时候，发生过哪些让你难忘的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在制造民用无人飞艇的的小叔叔", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "还好按了暂停不然就撞上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUeIJ66Sjz7c3m0r9Mic1yO77fyicF9McllHIECBxuVDKuGbd1ZLg93Z0xZDSypKiciaaVAjbjad2Vibg"}
{"text": "用别人的手拍死苍蝇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F4aEOodRuHe5yQtUG2xe4l1SiceuuxspsESnJ6fzaU3YsSRbXFhPW74klCZqhzx6KpAictJweEZMKw"}
{"text": "哈喽啊，饭已k啦，下来咪西吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkFAj0e48icfabU4rvlibHQhapklCd5QUsneZLxbYEqvrqAN82tdqKbV5A"}
{"text": "这不是在玩cosplay的史波克吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "直觉", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7186790"}
{"text": "猫猫被强力胶粘在窗台上下不来索性抽起了烟", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "部长的面具掉了，但还要全力装作不知道……", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3873823"}
{"text": "你把12生肖的位置让给人家嘛~", "question": null, "star": 1603, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "上：觉得好像要上了的时候的DT  下：到了真正要做的时候的DT", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6578231"}
{"text": "电脑坏了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBouyoIHqfvWWnNABcFa5kDO9N7lgqJlFNOoXibz6FxfgBxhC2kRpSHssuDd50ApfylTyqaLAHmX5Q"}
{"text": "立刻包括其他人一起，把鞋子修好。", "question": "进别人家时常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359337"}
{"text": "手欠把孩子的毛了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkCiaCHCMvRaSf3yo5ZNdIvoHUrY8ibEwH8Zn9OPnW7eTNlCWzBSicsrsyA"}
{"text": "做瘦脸按摩的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8ia8VDdGiaqMUX4JibKIo3MQTOz2d4lxtJLS7M7iaXUItoBD1g8oAOHicpm8g"}
{"text": "出远门的我：火车已经开出很远了，妈妈还在崂叻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkK174g2ibgPrXWmTAKGdrKuRkc4KIAjPq8sbq9to0uPic31vQ1J1vYMrA"}
{"text": "「你好，我有病。」", "question": "如何勾搭学医的女孩子?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么你买的鱼，喵没看见！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "你们知道得太多了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5473432"}
{"text": "一定要在句末加上章鱼，让人感到很烦。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "301764"}
{"text": "请派一个说话有对话框的服务生", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "要求代码中的一个变量去检查代码的bug，是不现实的。", "question": "如果这个世界只是一段代码，迄今为止你发现了哪些bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钱包翻遍了也没找到三分之一的零钱。", "question": "三分之一的均等计算。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6500308"}
{"text": "妻子起床了。", "question": "她不小心挂断了电话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010601"}
{"text": "我暗恋的熊，竟然被一个小女孩掏出了棉花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7Miajs1goaGobzYPicxuKm7vqJ90Cuzt3pp3q0xuXleSGxSHImogPULgkdibQ"}
{"text": "买新家具后先教训一顿让它知道这个家谁说了算", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf3swte2jij30ci0elae6"}
{"text": "我不太确定这句话的含义。它看起来像是一种无意义的口号或者名字，没有明显的中文对应词。", "question": "在动画标题后面加上三个字，让情况变得更复杂。", "star": 305, "type": "T2T", "image": "1393546"}
{"text": "糟糕！翅膀忘在家里了！", "question": null, "star": 377, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3rodsfz11j60u0140wid02"}
{"text": "还有一天就不能免费保修了！", "question": null, "star": 112, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "崇拜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "L4WgxbGqAViavnUxZyODEQKc52EmKxsgTjT6NEzibNSqp5w0G3xqYGcElqwbDNBtiaL6xWjY5pHMUn4t5WdFppQdQ"}
{"text": "童话世界仿佛可见的自动售货机。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6575850"}
{"text": "你……你回来啦？今天可真早啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1fsMmmLg708gVIcXY4rQ5hcJm3icUFcLByVOENDVpQuhZoJ3I6ibsTqaA"}
{"text": "是的，而且拍照也过时了，我们现在都使用 MAYA 重建场景然后截图。", "question": "Adobe Photoshop 是否已经过时？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我乘筋斗云来的。", "question": null, "star": 883, "type": "I2T", "image": "716852"}
{"text": "我答应你打全垒打的，对不起……下次等你病好了，恢复了健康，你能代替我打出全垒打。", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 52, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "高考结束后的第三天，我去找我们班的学霸去网吧来玩几盘。去到他家里，他妈妈说他在写作业。听完这话，我心中冷笑，这家伙肯定在干什么坏事，学会打幌子了。去到他房间里，发现他竟然真的在写作业。我说：「这都高考完了，哪里来的试卷给你写的？」他道：「这不，突然发现以前买的试卷还剩十几套忘记做了。扔了怪可惜，我把他写完算了。」我：「……」", "question": "真正的学霸是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃两口肉之间。", "question": "你是什么时候吃素的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一起出去玩，我的微信运动步数总比他们多哈哈哈哈哈。", "question": "男生个子矮是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼镜掉了不要捡。一捡眼镜，气势一下就全没了", "question": "打架有何技巧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去星巴克可以秒变富家千金。仅限女性。从容地排队，到你的时候点一杯你最爱的焦糖玛奇朵之类，有能力上超大杯。关键来了，当服务员问你小姐贵姓时，自信地说出「大」，对，就是大大泡泡糖的大，不要在意她的眼光。从容的等待，「大小姐，你的焦糖玛奇朵好了。」「谢谢」，然后优雅地转身离开。完美。", "question": "你在星巴克有哪些神奇的发现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "泰国医生约到了自己主刀过的客人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicypJicgLAJKQiak7SiadPoQporVb1GpicIUXpBYDbHBdJK2VibpibSib5LPlR2w"}
{"text": "衣品很差的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZ0B4fu1jmBG7P3sz39ctWxJXMfstK1zRzDxK75aMr2bxzS9tbbkAYlg"}
{"text": "主人，饭菜已经做好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hiev2pas3rj30ci0el78s"}
{"text": "木琴", "question": "像龙珠但不是龙珠的名字", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444652"}
{"text": "这是一支玉米形状的口琴。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6400936"}
{"text": "用荧光笔涂的考试重点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojs886lj20ac091dgg"}
{"text": "电池抠了，屏幕还亮着。", "question": "手机卡顿是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果我来接手这个工作。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338532"}
{"text": "你会放着那么多奴婢不用，让你女儿天天织布吗？很明显七仙女不是亲生的。", "question": "既然玉皇大帝和王母娘娘不是夫妻, 那么七仙女是哪里来的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怪兽往皮套里放了跳蚤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbV9lIqDIXoo3jXtclWteOZLYKRkTdic2gVSYB7rq43Lg0iaBrgfgJgkCA"}
{"text": "国民党内的亲麻生派", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6144016"}
{"text": "这个说法不需要推翻。当今社会最需要推翻的是「女人不好色」这个莫名其妙的观念，尤其是女人自己要推翻。Women are as nasty as men. —Kevin Hart", "question": "「男人分两种，一种好色，一种很好色」，这个说法能怎么推翻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近有人用鼻毛和敌人作战了。", "question": "在战斗中遇到危险时，可以通过减少0.1毫米的敬语的来解决问题的山田的烦恼是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7214431"}
{"text": "交际花", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "咕噜咕噜，养乐多燕子队~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307338"}
{"text": "你知道这样一份报告要卖多少钱吗……", "question": "方太、老板、西门子和其他进口电器品牌的经销方式是怎么样的？市场规模各有多大？优、缺点分别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「绞尽脑汁」出自老舍《四世同堂 · 偷生》。", "question": "古代中国认为心是思考器官，为什么还是出现了「绞尽脑汁」这个成语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我亲爱的朋友们，大家都知道，魔术是假的，但功夫是真的。」你要说我表演的是假魔术，我可以让你试试什么是真功夫。（doge）", "question": "变魔术的时候怎么防止观众硬要检查所有东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈在家。", "question": "一个成年人男性在看少女动漫时经常会做的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6566610"}
{"text": "我没抽烟啊！你有证据吗？", "question": null, "star": 210, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsec8s165lj611m1az46c02"}
{"text": "反正中国家长在教育子女这点上永远是没有错的，教育的失败都是动画片、电视、游戏、台球室、网吧等等的锅。", "question": "怎么看待十岁女孩模仿光头强，用电锯锯伤妹妹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Gackt 来了呀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6051616"}
{"text": "哥哥，别这样！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7187991"}
{"text": "群马的UberEats水平不一样。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6784717"}
{"text": "过度劳累/不适。", "question": "我幸福地生活过。", "star": 28, "type": "T2T", "image": "4381452"}
{"text": "瞄准校长丢花盆的历史老师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eeir2ezwnuj20b00a1jsd"}
{"text": "撑开这双筷子的话……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hird163am9j30ci0elta5"}
{"text": "螺狮粉焖饭", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "比妻子还是温暖一些", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWYXxnLdkhcXicmsHLAKoUAhlkRic1MeunRGGhagkjTE7jNDZwTibxe5iaEA"}
{"text": "他摆出一副了不起的样子说：“我请你。”然后走到收银台，现在我明白了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5031190"}
{"text": "全部手工挖掘", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6679277"}
{"text": "这根柱子真是太粗了！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4131071"}
{"text": "动物园男子亮刀原因：猩扒客", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib1CfnyktyhdKEHX06bUFE1lzVEyBz0O3BE7Ljlbv6ukyuR3SicBIiaIqg"}
{"text": "昨为一个单身屌丝，我加入了在三线城市很冷门的健身运动，这事被人知道后传得很快，最后大家都说我是 Gay。", "question": "为什么大多数中国男人不注意身材不锻炼肌肉不注意牙齿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "翻转青蛙", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6320736"}
{"text": "打羽毛球的话滚出去打", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib851dibqr5hIXdU4Uu4j6ibwjy0tt4l2pdicQQDqp3KxKXoGHsVLdicsPeg"}
{"text": "中学时候的学长真是个超级糟糕的人啊……", "question": "真的不想读古老的开头。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6988486"}
{"text": "去看的时候左右都是情侣，当然这不是什么大事，然后呢，看电影热爱吐槽的我还能把边上不认识的人逗笑，还聊了两句。然后，电影结束以后有个彩蛋。男女主坐在那里，女主说，听说三个人里一定有个人是单身狗呢，男女主都说自己不是，然后问谁是呢？然后一起往外指，这已经很伤害单身狗了对不对！！！但是我边上的两对情侣突然都看向了我！！！（空气突然安静）他们的表情，大约是：想笑——不行要忍住——快忍不住了——算了笑吧——哈哈哈然后神同步地笑了！！！绝望……我回来的路上感觉自己身边围绕着魔氛。", "question": "如何评价电影《超时空同居》?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那边去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6135435"}
{"text": "日本吉祥物三宝", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "没带手纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJS5S7nRSYLEQHTmRU0ZeLoORTDggdmgxIPNKT7ibBpuI4SzZMiaVRgln5g"}
{"text": "先生不是厕所。", "question": "告诉我一句“不是看脸”的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5829108"}
{"text": "我又用分期付款买了一个玩偶，但是没地方放了。（头疼）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7239652"}
{"text": "想把实验室的显卡拔下来拿回宿舍玩游戏。", "question": "男生偷偷有过哪些很渣的想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用名字称呼他/她。", "question": "如果能使用各种各样的超能力会怎么样？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2251436"}
{"text": "这可是我的梦想——得加钱。", "question": "如果给你一千万，让你放弃梦想，你会吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比起那种事情，今天是我的生日！", "question": "8月1日，请用E洗衣机把衣服洗白。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1554504"}
{"text": "厕所的沙子比想象中要深。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "289676"}
{"text": "还是红灯啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4386403"}
{"text": "猫:袋我一个", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "什", "question": null, "star": 579, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqixjl7birj610s106q7z02"}
{"text": "那个，麻烦把枪递给我一下谢谢", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "我发现从我丈夫的抽屉里有一条幼儿的内裤时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4914997"}
{"text": "在交响乐团旁边敲鼓。", "question": "在大型交响乐音乐会中听音乐的礼仪很差。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4759921"}
{"text": "我再讲两分钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGcOzxvibqo6vYibfxEtias4N2uJUeAC8FnPI80J0z565CXzGeWygia9QXOKg"}
{"text": "福建队VS广东队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNuGsMbktNM2HQN0q6VTebTP9ge9LOgbAdKzJJu7nz2nMINn2ymKrFHpGvFSWJcUNeDaKJl3tvHQ"}
{"text": "妈：亲戚都来了你赶快起来打招呼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHZs4lRhG1l7RiadRdnmLR7ia3fMaGrXsPkrFnDY0OcVCfCCDokEHfpmtw"}
{"text": "哇！在谈话中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7357456"}
{"text": "刚好花掉我一个月工资的那款……", "question": "哪一款香水让你联想到了月光？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在公司熬夜加班还是回家熬夜加班", "question": "你有过哪些难以选择的时刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈哈，你小子行啊，又换女友啦？", "question": "如何机智地回答「你怎么一个人来看电影」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我怕大家再这样逼下去，估计红十字会仓库可能要着火了。", "question": "普通人如何监督湖北红十字会对捐赠物资的使用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拉链 （扩大100倍）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ec1ju57rs9j20bb0a7t9o"}
{"text": "什么？人死后飘出的灵魂竟然是不规则多边形？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs40c3Cn1OoPhczPiamQBJPoWS3CvUHltwHMyVgiamoGEh1NiaEL0YvgBgxA"}
{"text": "想起老头子在我高中的时候接我放学，妈蛋有一次考的特别差，我上楼半天了他去车库停车还不回来，我去找，发现他在车上发呆，我决定下次好好考，后来成绩还行，但他还是坐在车里发呆，一坐就是半个小时。一直到高考后，我问他为什么总在车里不上楼，老头子说，相声广播播到十点半，我每天都听完才上楼。", "question": "为什么有些人开车到家后会独自坐在车中发呆？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不用介绍，一眼就认出了岳父", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bQNPKFDmqtEAoyONthQ2PvoTSW4kooDDOLUeFKjWXe1UA1QTQZbmfXQ"}
{"text": "土气的女孩", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "出生在 70 年代末 80 年代初吧，比父母稍小一点。在黄金 90 年代做一个文艺青年，追星，写诗，拍照，蹦迪，谈恋爱。窦唯还很年轻，很多人也还没死。大家都充满活力和激情，在改革开放的春风下，积极接受新鲜事物。而至于我本人，必然是默不作声买了好几套中心地段的好房，多年后靠着房租，一言不发，享受平凡生活。", "question": "如果让你选择，你会选择生活在哪个年代？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈蛋，第一次牵手，我都是你女朋友了，还问我「能不能牵？」当时心里一万个羊驼呼啸而过啊，无奈只好假装娇羞说「不要啦！」然后，然后，果然他乖乖的就没有牵，但是嘴上一直问「为什么不能牵？」这下可把我急死了。想了半天也没有什么好办法，最后怂怂的把手伸过去，「呐，牵吧！」", "question": "女生第一次被男朋友牵手，一般会想什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用力！快出来了！已经看到头了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvuxToiaSgicDbia4K1NR3HSMA5icvLcsUw1dyDDGGyFaS5ttJkib2RSAZ1LQ"}
{"text": "日神原创", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Se05R8gBic1e6t1VnNUXZlaxjgtdMrV91kKV97RFOMVFtuNKLcFgyo39DWBRGI4YlU2tG6ZULfic1A"}
{"text": "「我前男友不打我的时候，对我还是挺好的。」", "question": "如何看待人物杂志的《罗永浩 锤下那个理想主义者》一文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "换灯泡后出了大问题。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2634827"}
{"text": "别啊，我要的就是阿凡达。", "question": "滚床单来不及卸妆怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "会不会是没装反诈骗 app?", "question": "台当局花 300 万新台币打 2 通电话游说美方以加入境外预先通关计划，但遭拒绝，为何游说电话这么贵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有人来接我了，其实我不是流浪猫啦，对不起我骗了你，不管怎么说今天玩的超开心的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8ZR6d6zANujkNBPj2W0foMcjBMO3KRS2EIAic9kgGVvYyJcPg92HxDzQ"}
{"text": "超市减价成为最新清洁能源", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibH8xazkBFYTCwzfemAlUOfKggmYvP8icfxWibX8x5hw1hsd9rHonJ6Yug"}
{"text": "他磕着我的牙了 ", "question": "第一次接吻是什么样的感觉?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "GK往墙里挤一点！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7264701"}
{"text": "郭敬明点评《演员请就位》中某组演员的表演。郭敬明：完全无法忍受！你们的表演是分裂的，台词、动作也没有内在逻辑，我根本看不出你们之间是什么关系，你们的表演实在太浮夸了！！演员：你可以继续不喜欢你不喜欢的表演，但请允许它存在！郭敬明：MMP…… 评论区 @张远旺 ：演员：你可以不喜欢我的表演，但请允许它的存在郭敬明：你可以不喜欢我的批评，但请允许它的存在演员：你可以继续不喜欢我的表演，但请允许它的存在郭敬明：你可以继续不喜欢我的批评，但请允许它的存在∞", "question": "如何反驳“你可以继续不喜欢你不喜欢的事物，但请允许它存在”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你赶时间吧？上来吧。", "question": null, "star": 98, "type": "I2T", "image": "7139125"}
{"text": "“你能不能说点我不知道的”", "question": "如何看待导师直接说\"你写的论文就是垃圾\"？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别担心，我们已经甩掉那只蠢猫了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ea323jvk76j20ak0a475g"}
{"text": "有个恐怖分子拿到了核按钮。他要求给自己的刚出生 8 个月的儿子免费做法洛四联症手术否则就要毁灭世界。在这之前他已经把世界上的医生都杀光了。除了一个手术间里的我们主任，麻醉医生，体外循环医生，还有护士。就差我这样一个拉勾儿的，要不然手术没法开始。而我却在家睡觉。这时候电话响了：「你好，这里是神盾局，有件事钢铁侠和队长都搞不定，想请你帮个忙。」", "question": "你的专业特长在什么情况下能让你成为超级英雄拯救世界？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从朋友那借来的DSA键和X键磨损很严重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehh5ftag3dj20b80atmyi"}
{"text": "你们两个人加起来年龄过 30 了吗？", "question": "痛经想让男朋友陪我，他说他妈做好饭等他回家吃饭所以不来，该分手吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脸和右掌都被粘树上了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "怎么每次发生命案你小子都在现场？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glhvftg078j30ci0el45p"}
{"text": "红十字会一定会把救援金送到灾区。", "question": "差不多的谎话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4791800"}
{"text": "茶托拉找工作很难啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093722"}
{"text": "你看到的不是星星而是开灯的飞机。", "question": "肉眼看见一颗星星移动特别快，是什么原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新款衣架", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ed6h2oty3bj20aq0br74o"}
{"text": "接下来就是你了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097394"}
{"text": "第一次全身按摩。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "6866623"}
{"text": "哎呀！等一下，你又要扔了是吧，主人？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6448106"}
{"text": "大久保佳代子十六岁。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6634275"}
{"text": "我换电话号码了，怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4372579"}
{"text": "爸爸换灯泡的时候不要摇椅子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SoMIbuvdJlMYGrujMyw0RUmc4jGeKhtlwkGR8O3oNMNzYuic3Sdaj1SYeo8FcD2zhUg7j5gd06Ytg"}
{"text": "肥肠火锅。生菜包肉。火爆黄喉。烟熏腊肉。现在就要。", "question": "女生最想收到男性朋友送的什么礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们也不想啊，都是工作所累生活所迫。不然每个人都比自己高十几二十公分太酸爽了。", "question": "女明星到底是怎么能轻轻松松穿上动辄10cm+ 的高跟鞋？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们把力量都给你，请你为我们带来罐头", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "只有我没有被击掌。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4848733"}
{"text": "突然内急上完大号的你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8nfwiw2otj20fo0efn13"}
{"text": "附近的小鬼冒了出来！战斗逃走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb39zmdrp6j30ci0elae0"}
{"text": "哎……被贴了罚单。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6914045"}
{"text": "尸体处理得很粗糙，在火化前就已经变成了粉末。", "question": "如果有一个气势磅礴的殡仪馆会怎么样？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5111071"}
{"text": "入乡随俗", "question": "请问有什么澳大利亚的谚语吗？", "star": 1835, "type": "T2T", "image": "6922443"}
{"text": "正在补作业时发现假期又延长了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzPdUjqo5DWzNapOU9F9fG1ThAYicOI8AB4E0gHHzuSgOCtYxrQ6vN0kjcJKPZ04lmk15mj96Of5g"}
{"text": "那家店只能做甜甜圈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6055795"}
{"text": "挺好，菜里有虫也可以说是创意，不爽不要吃", "question": "突然想开一家程序员主题的餐馆，名字就叫程序员的菜，菜名就叫各种语言中的关键字，各位指点一哈，有前途没？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "北方蟑螂和南方蟑螂", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "忘了买米了......", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4313196"}
{"text": "借到箭了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "仰卧起坐又做反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SQ8XVeiawYuP4s7nnmr6389cicA4KUiakibDLiabGTPK14ibkDejib6KvgyibicBPNAoB21CCEO1veoGQWUJQ"}
{"text": "老婆是护士，她科室里收了一病人，某日诉胃胀，医生医嘱对症给予吗叮啉两片，餐前半小时服用。护士执行，吗叮啉是铝箔压塑包装，一板 24 粒，护士用剪刀在一板药上剪下两粒，连铝箔包装一同交给病人，嘱其餐前半小时温开水送服。一小时后按铃叫医生，说：我胃好痛，医生你是不是给我吃错药了，怎么吃了你的药好难受……护士也慌了，核对医嘱，没错啊！连那板剪剩下的吗叮啉都给他看了。医生口头医嘱口服两粒雷尼替丁，护士又到护士站拿来两粒铝箔包装的雷尼替丁交患者，让其立即服用。这哥们接过药，连着铝箔包装直接扔口里，就去拿水杯。医生护士直接懵逼了：「哎哎，那个谁，你赶快给我吐出来！」把药吐了，医生问：「先前给你的药也是这么吃的？」这哥们答：「是啊，好难下咽，我喝了一大杯水才才咽下去……」医生护士顿觉日了 dog～尼玛连着铝箔包装一起吞，包装边缘还被剪刀剪得锐利，这样想不胃痛都难啊！最后胃药也不用吃了，让其家属买了半斤韭菜，整根吞下，并嘱每日用便盆接大便，那个苦逼发药的护士天天拿个小棍翻这哥们的屎，三天后才找到包装完好的药片，一颗心才放到肚子里～护士长开会，对这个事件给予全科通报，并规定以后发口服药凡是有铝箔包装的，都要嘱咐患者剥出来吃～剥出来吃～剥出来吃～过了两天，苦逼的发药护士给另一病人发药时，嘱咐他剥出来吃时，这哥们发飙了：这 TM 还用你说？！你是不是觉得我傻？！得，这病人发火了，还得耐心解释不是？于是护士说：您别生气，不是说您傻，来来来，您先吃药，跟您说是确实有这样的人，那个 x 床，就把药连包装吃了下去，我翻了三天粑粑才找着药～只听到噗的一声，这哥们连水带药都喷护士脸上，还呛得直咳嗽～护士长又开会，决定参照精神病院的护理常规，口服药要看着病人吃下去才能离开……", "question": "你有哪些「当时我就懵逼了」的经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一直单身的大爷突然想起自己根本没有初恋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUwvibVmvF5DgFhUBBbZshGR4qwmH9IPKQDMwCCsCSyicKQoEF6HVz8Qvg"}
{"text": "学了几个月插花，于是打消了开花店的幻想", "question": "辞职后较长的空窗期里你都做了些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火花四溅", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "SASUKE第一阶段", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3458032"}
{"text": "掐指一算我少了一指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3haLVCpJFCAo0LoGNlKItdCFOe4HeMxEWbfFLPRNvmF4grkKRcWzC3Q"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦做不到吧？你看～做得到吗？你看～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqzilaao0lj30ci0elwl9"}
{"text": "葡萄很让人垂涎欲滴。", "question": "能读不能写的字是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6478523"}
{"text": "跟迎面走来的人向住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzgkiuw6nmj60wq17mwle02"}
{"text": "抱歉，我不太明白这是什么意思。", "question": "暴风雨预警的酷炫说法", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5025465"}
{"text": "鬼灭之刃的矢琶羽的妹妹。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5070384"}
{"text": "鉴定师：“你做得很好啊~” 我：“因为我是个尼特族，所以没有工作。”", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "上：美国吹嘘的防疫能力下：美国实际的防疫能力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0aIoOlibb3cYTGCYVLfDs7GQhgev1ztyXEWkicBAZMBWOOGSFsIqXourQ"}
{"text": "连续十周输剪刀石头布的人最后看到的景象。", "question": null, "star": 334, "type": "I2T", "image": "1689535"}
{"text": "放心吧，此生无悔。", "question": "把有名的书中的台词和艺人混在一起搞得乱七八糟，例如‘我可是很野性的哦~’", "star": 156, "type": "T2T", "image": "2630663"}
{"text": "你好，请问有什么可以帮到你的吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6367995"}
{"text": "邀请好友助力现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QceWETJahYaLNgBzvNnkEF4gcHOSNar1ibNSvdzArxs6iakg5IJJbQhCAOkTRsMwud4FLRUkkZUqyA"}
{"text": "广东人眼里的福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJxXhHxuwFUR7aT9bWP9HibJWxJpONmIIPc2OwxB3d8MQiciahUlMkc2omw"}
{"text": "晚自习下课之后还问问题的学生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibnEjbtTiaNTPicBdeBz0lh04gaZ4dJSksJE5JPqX045tHANdIVSvxEM5A"}
{"text": "隐形斗篷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjibEgbZDVILnpub2WlarPoCg0lajrHPFwa2X7SsEDx0PFHuAU7ibAw7OA"}
{"text": "拜托...不要进去...", "question": null, "star": 730, "type": "I2T", "image": "4182175"}
{"text": "古叶竹识：古人说得好，要看透事物的本质，就要像看竹子一样，从老叶子开始看起。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3382615"}
{"text": "出主意说负负得正的家伙滚出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h11cx4i57cj30ci0eltcm"}
{"text": "石头剪刀布输了的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwrmmrnnswj30ci0eldj6"}
{"text": "这个人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5995394"}
{"text": "皮卡丘❤️", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5684592"}
{"text": "两个抓住我不让我跳伞的家伙，真是的，现在才说没带降落伞，我哪说得出口啊。(苦笑)(耸肩)", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5500189"}
{"text": "妈妈得了癌症。", "question": "即使我打破了一百万个壶，也能勉强找到借口。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7332370"}
{"text": "谢谢您的鼓励！我一直以来都在坚持吹口哨。", "question": "你能开个玩笑，成为总选举的第一名吗？请求你留下一段开玩笑的历史演讲。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444961"}
{"text": "「本人本科国内 top3 高校」——复旦 / 上交 / 浙大的「就读于上海某 top3 高校」——同济大学「上海某 985 高校」——华师大「现在国内顶级 211」——南航 / 华电等等院校「国内 top3 工科院校」——西安交大 / 哈工大 / 华科大 / 北航「本科就读于国内某 C9 联盟高校」——又是哈工大和西交「就读于国内一所知名度不高的 985」——湖南大学 / 重庆大学 / 东北大学 / 兰州大学 / 西农 / 中南大学 / 中国海洋「就读于中国四大工学院之一」——原来是东南大学 / 华中科技 / 华南理工 / 大连理工「现在就读于上海某不错的 211」——东华大学 / 华东理工 / 上海大学「名字像民办 211 一样」——江南大学 / 河海大学 / 长安大学 / 东华大学「就读于 C10 联盟高校」——哈尔滨工业大学威海 / 深圳校区「国内 top2 车辆工程专业」——北京理工大学车辆无疑", "question": "如何优雅地吐槽自己的母校？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突然的背叛。", "question": "肚子饿的人能产生共鸣。", "star": 2744, "type": "T2T", "image": "966997"}
{"text": "该醒醒了，五道口站到了。", "question": "如果说我有一个改变世界的 idea，打算辞职全身心去创业，你们觉得靠谱么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没事啦，我也没干什么，就是想偶尔洗一下，哎呀等等那个房间，还没好呢，啊！稍微等一下...", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5904495"}
{"text": "升维打击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWrosicLlUkSlgeZZor7jrZw7ZUmtQZj4TblLgmTPH2iabDLSOFqV5Ls6g"}
{"text": "执念：痴迷，执着。", "question": "百分之九十九的杀菌率剩下百分之一是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3423027"}
{"text": "我谁啊？", "question": "轮胎（tires）在说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2172763"}
{"text": "无外乎得面对两种偏见。异性恋：死基佬！同性恋：骗子！", "question": "身为双性恋是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他喵的不装了", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "我是一个小孩子！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3257914"}
{"text": "我今天早上没刷牙哦～唉呀呀～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1961633"}
{"text": "很好，勇敢的孩子，对了你这套衣服有授权吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1e9ouEs8trWgzqxHqWld9XyWAA7qwQmHVp1Pt43o8yLV44CsicSjpT8Jg"}
{"text": "这是场接力赛，你却当成百米赛跑。", "question": "努力了七年却依旧被中产阶级家庭子女完爆，我该如何调整心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小脸效果～小脸效果啊！", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "5252953"}
{"text": "你看到遥控器了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3ErZAibBib08L9m2ytQCF5NdHT29NtcduSZesVDMsFC80mrfH00ao5kGg"}
{"text": "喏，美里在哭呢！男生道歉吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3845012"}
{"text": "被钢琴键盖砸到双手的贝多芬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee2rsobvbfj20av07p0t6"}
{"text": "老板，给我再续一块钱的，我马上弄清楚亲戚称谓了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFZXFjT5bKv7QtxNA1QbicR6NXlReCGlGPcHIhKEKgZ28ibKzcRmYlr18w"}
{"text": "这才是正常反应", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qz5xUefSxEx6UMcXxoEfteRD192y0N2fGaWWdm5OVQolpicjcCMlAKfuhZLLtcetNicb3LpcSIBebQ"}
{"text": "把指甲挠黑板的声音具象化了的珍贵图像资料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehzwd1lj2ij20be0b4ab3"}
{"text": "新来的！不要紧张哦！别一直紧绷着嘛~像我一样放放放轻松……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ro25z96nj30ci0elgpn"}
{"text": "妈妈这巴掌下手太重", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHOnqVNM3k5kbZZFKk86nksTa8Fs7clB4sfDB1V0MSIczL0lATYD5X0Q"}
{"text": "我有一个朋友说：“实在是不想再教别人数学了。”", "question": "你为什么卸载了 Soul？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么用红色做“。”？", "question": "为什么要在荞麦面上加拉面油？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6859306"}
{"text": "你俩没吃饭吗！用力啊！用力！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he5qtfed65j30ci0elq7y"}
{"text": "打出问号", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "考察和增税", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "每人一万颗星星。", "question": "用七个字让大家幸福。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5914100"}
{"text": "扫地机器人肇事逃逸了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhyf8xuhqxj30ci0elwh7"}
{"text": "别摆这，摆那边去", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "我想瞻仰您的容颜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998752"}
{"text": "太好了，我还会再来的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375322"}
{"text": "放着别动，还是我来吧。自己做比一起做要快好几倍。", "question": "跟不优秀的人相处是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为数理化什么的看不懂啊！", "question": "为什么大家对每年的高考作文都这么关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烦死了，你不要再说了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4684952"}
{"text": "谁呀！刚才叫我“胖墩儿”的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4734940"}
{"text": "啊，小泉。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7237123"}
{"text": "小的时候，练二胡，突然发现一个亮瞎耳的技能，于是反复拉出「不想练」的音调，我以为只有我自己明白啊，图样图森破，粑粑在客厅幽幽的说道，不想练就给我出去！", "question": "在音乐学习的道路上你干过哪些非常中二的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果我们融合在一起，就不能变成地狱的看门狗了吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5356361"}
{"text": "刚参加完两伙黑帮团战，结果老大微信通知约架地点不在这", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9eNlYxBuib0GicpR41sfn9ibfST2iakrC7yHFDD173lyOXICHxXxQxl4sgQ"}
{"text": "我们学校的东方艺术中心舞台就是这么一个反人类的设计，没有后台，我们只能这样在剧场门外换完衣服，然后从侧面溜边上舞台。", "question": "没有后台怎么才能当演员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱情动作片女主角提词器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSWt6FUFicA12oCHXA3kbaVibOv1ujGT6F2UrpTkM3H65nzQUZeraMs0RA"}
{"text": "求求你……买台复印机吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1t5mhkcaij30ci0elwfj"}
{"text": "由反正法证明:反正就是这样", "question": "如何在数学试卷上调戏阅卷人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "使用台阶。", "question": "在电梯里，目的地是300楼，怎么打发时间呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1946019"}
{"text": "你就是小红帽吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "走吧一号！交给我二号！......哎？有点胖了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500881"}
{"text": "把骑手顶翻吃星星", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcgjTagdXWxUMe5YicyG5PDqMRdNjAGM0wAEGOdbtSb71Ko24ZAJDBduQ"}
{"text": "看起来只是感冒呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDIT5VrfjmtFYYBiaQJtnTPSsGQiaXic5grFl26oXzhPk8VZBNn220spcNQOA"}
{"text": "我要把你身上的颜色吸到我身上。", "question": null, "star": 82, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "要不要先存档？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QNuNmG2BicBIVtI6PbRkPG8jQhr7hDnv4AATTy0w7up065UpxSPFcic9RaichDZgrfQ3gQN2VI6Wekg"}
{"text": "回转寿司的盘子不能拿回来。", "question": "后来才知道的惊人的事实。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4536341"}
{"text": "『等.等一下！生肖的位置让！让给你！饶命啊……』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h27ua4kzyrj30ci0el0tk"}
{"text": "从夏天开始没有登录的用户", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA5bpAP9PlorhgIb6QqPFFfyCZUEdwUItL5c4ogSW09zTWSqSo3pVqYia54YgiceOWxPdRvMY6ACUFA"}
{"text": "计算机系", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "新的恶龙出现了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1321286"}
{"text": "啥，下一部我要打哥斯拉？", "question": null, "star": 859, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "岸田来没来？什么事？钱吗？啊，我会考虑的！然后他回去了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7107078"}
{"text": "如果寿司很好吃，记得按服务员呼唤按钮并说“好吃”。", "question": "给初次去旋转寿司店的人，教一些虚假的礼仪吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235200"}
{"text": "再照100次你也不是写轮眼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "加油！打起精神！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6041478"}
{"text": "在一个安全带卡扣流行的国家讨论安全座椅……", "question": "上海今年 3 月强制使用儿童汽车安全座椅是否会促进该行业快速发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "精神伤害很大。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6836415"}
{"text": "恶组织！不是拉面店！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h80a38oogpj30ci0eldh5"}
{"text": "双机位复试，问题回答到一半，突然刺耳一声，Siri 说：我没听懂你在说什么。", "question": "参加2020考研网络复试是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为「奇装异服工被老师叫出去罚站", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt18de5ypzj30ci0eladv"}
{"text": "理发只是眯了一下，就…", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "喂，你给我认真一点！", "question": null, "star": 522, "type": "I2T", "image": "5505277"}
{"text": "扣你鸡哇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG39DPuSC6QLKEBeWFIoOdQWowVycoU5KmjYTKZ4bSfDDkDq2gI1HzKBw"}
{"text": "卑鄙小人！在人家量体温时攻击！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hicph0tpbkj30ci0eldk3"}
{"text": "老爸拿错菜刀跟魔王决斗去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs2uoqo68ej60ci0elaif02"}
{"text": "我以为是波平的东西……这是它的，没错，是它的……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5314791"}
{"text": "还没起床就被妈妈说床上乱得像狗窝了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptC8EYw3eGeAeVfqwHAaXjuqGg4icM8HGjIucbpSNcmgic0R1mEuR7obhCA"}
{"text": "蚂蚁在挑畔", "question": null, "star": 219, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx6nnen9pgj610o13w45602"}
{"text": "克林：气圆斩！", "question": null, "star": 212, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1godxax6mhfj60yu1ag11602"}
{"text": "工作！", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "新朝王莽：你可少逼逼几句吧。我当年考研分比你高。", "question": "如果有机会和每个封建皇朝的开国皇帝有一次促膝长谈的机会，你会说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人：过去呀，这个就是你小时候定的娃娃亲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75RibIJHPNuZ9PswsY8NffHrxRxDEQa4O6JYRlQvAP0Lzsiagsbj3ukZDYA"}
{"text": "所以坏消息是什么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TianyVeS8RibBWGFs0iaiaibWMeuoicH0wSToaJibqbHYrTZLYaPoHPKkbic3oA"}
{"text": "好消息：空姐说把吃的分了吧，不然都便宜海里的鱼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H9DcT5IjZvZd4ialbqric434GLk2alibRsLPwN5PvEgbJo9sJyWDdnTdCA"}
{"text": "有个不太会拍照的男飞机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHnicEVE3G7xGqax4TkJoibs3UzlmFOEYdSYF0bl4iafLPNoBhDkz4KicDDQ"}
{"text": "《少女的奇幻冒险》", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "1<135", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWrexC4CQTicbc9BtNiaLgNehW1hgA7SyyaMQgP29ufyWJZCuvpFYTsic3n9A"}
{"text": "“原来擎天柱的弱点是晕针？”(拉上裤链)", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrAOQ9mJbuNE4xGdKWL1pNROcjosyHrDbgncDVoZs5bPJ6DoVdM2snNA"}
{"text": "本来默默无闻，突然间就得到了一千多颗星星。", "question": "咱们再把这件事梳理一遍，好好想想看吧。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569339"}
{"text": "看了问题：我才不穿冲锋衣！哼哼！话又说回来什么是冲锋衣？然后搜了下冲锋衣是什么……然后就没有然后了。你们开枪要不要那么准。", "question": "我国程序员是否偏爱「冲锋衣+牛仔裤+运动鞋」的衣着？如果是，为何会形成这样的潮流？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要在踢足球的时候玩鱿鱼游戏啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcNFT6ZGZFT3C8WCPaTKwvbBPSdDEW51t92lxviaibLKNjaVMF2W5bFzhA"}
{"text": "（两只小熊）", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6741531"}
{"text": "男生好像一般是不太爱穿丝袜的吧，这也有错？", "question": "为什么穿丝袜的一般是文科生，而理科生不太爱穿丝袜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看到我举的杠铃了吗，这么长一根，刚刚还在这的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "离收回手还有三秒钟。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6846493"}
{"text": "骑摩托车过弯的时候撞树上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQ7rkg3CXicSWXnvEvEHicFB1piaLMyNlpoPTd5S6Oygv7jTbVBWWlBmwXQ"}
{"text": "重要的事情说五遍。", "question": "在人生的道路上，可能会用到五次左右的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5996952"}
{"text": "别照相了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6942157"}
{"text": "嗯，根据我妈妈的说法，我一岁的时候以为食物的统称叫做“不要让他看见”", "question": "一个暴露在正常语音环境下却没人教他说话的婴儿是否能自己学会语言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7217341"}
{"text": "装睡偷看啦啦队长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5658019"}
{"text": "被狠狠地打了一顿……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6739380"}
{"text": "我的丘比特看着我给那个女孩回“看电影是不用带身份证的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNL6AicWdjFTMeRTqQXibAPV6lTEqicOzmaM43hoBTeNxHoZtrt9B3MZG7Q"}
{"text": "陨石还有10分钟撞地球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd57t9ekqaj30ci0eldgw"}
{"text": "福利关卡", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1953365"}
{"text": "算了算了别跟他一般见识", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsgek461ebj30ci0elgr2"}
{"text": "今年夏天好像会打破高温纪录呢！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7213598"}
{"text": "是哪几个声称用身体撞开门的？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "小米印一行英文——乳滑。小米种一朵蘑菇——乳日。那我就一张白纸啥都不画啥都不印行了吧？不行！！！——乳法……", "question": "如何看待小米“辱日”广告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来啦，界王大人。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834688"}
{"text": "人类。", "question": "殉职率99%是什么工作？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6852880"}
{"text": "上次去杭州办案，几个领导坐在商务车里高谈阔论。路过西湖湖底隧道时，其中最大的领导一脸严肃的向大家介绍说：「这就是任我行当年练功的地方。」", "question": "金庸武侠里有哪些值得一去的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在柯南出场前逮住了犯人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtafcwsqy2j30ci0elgok"}
{"text": "汗蒸房开门的一瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCb9GKsn9vBCibI9tKcVte5ExMtpURLhhVTIR1ia4ibvHe8EoJ5ZV37EXqA"}
{"text": "祖母的海龟模仿太扭曲了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5763537"}
{"text": "心被洗净了。", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "看啊，人类吃了铜子炮一样的表情呢w", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1515335"}
{"text": "朝阳公园里有一片草地，我小时候偶尔会在夏天的时候去里边踢会球。有一次我正和小伙伴一起踢球，看见草坪上不远处扣着一个麦当劳的纸杯，当时球离我很远，我在无聊和脚欠的双重作用下助跑起来，抡圆了就朝那纸杯踢过去。然后「咣」地一声，我被绊了一个前空翻接恶狗抢屎，然后抱着腿哭的鼻涕眼泪四流。不远处几个男生立刻哈哈大笑起来，仿佛期待这一幕很久了。我躺在地上转过头，通过泪水模糊的双眼，看到那纸杯子底下扣着一个草坪喷头。", "question": "什么时候会有「这 TM 都是套路」的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想养我？你工资多少呀？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF9sm164pcfyLqIf6njz0m5mXwm6xC0sQP9ILcLt1jxDaTiburD9som1hkpwgIyYqLEicKpfZXGbdQ"}
{"text": "来帮我搬家的朋友们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRW33b8eVLjhbQ84my00zBE9pTITJwK6Bjicg6oWvTedwFibiaIC75RzicAg"}
{"text": "你知道Pinch Punch Ponch吗？这个词语一直在我脑海中挥之不去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7097492"}
{"text": "突然倒立", "question": "如何在午休时间让公司陷入混乱？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5394660"}
{"text": "程序少写了一段分支但运行起来依然没有问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNiaibuO7z9vCibnmvUn84Nym8oEfHqrS2ckUqNpyia4LF75ujEJfb1vzrug"}
{"text": "你瞅啥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "不好意思，我不太明白。", "question": "异声大楼里常有的事情。", "star": 3491, "type": "T2T", "image": "7035135"}
{"text": "装备效果：防御力+10；敏捷-20", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1MIgG9zPZ7k1eaniceZMaJSpzYZntvxBTXRneWMCMKOOQmklBdRicOg9A"}
{"text": "看过波西米亚狂想曲后就一直这样。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6268239"}
{"text": "这对亲子真像，简直一模一样啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5194095"}
{"text": "日本的军事力量被美国利用。", "question": "我不喜欢成为第三次世界大战的导火索。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6936952"}
{"text": "给我带回回来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4546596"}
{"text": "小鲤鱼和章鱼哥", "question": "在动画标题后面加上三个字，让情况变得更复杂。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1393546"}
{"text": "场地配置错了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "6775558"}
{"text": "消失了的奥运会", "question": "你觉得接下来会是纪录片节目的什么标题？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623474"}
{"text": "本来以为题主是男的，心想卧槽，这可能是 2015 年最悲伤的问题了；仔细一看题主是女的，卧槽，这真的是 2015 年最悲伤的问题了……", "question": "女孩子的胸到底有多软？摸着什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一二三木头人", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl3ualqsj3j60x80x64qp02"}
{"text": "好的，隆。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7318740"}
{"text": "桌脚有毛装饰的桌子就是麻烦，总是贴不到墙", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "我希望我们能成为真正的朋友，而不是只是为了表面的应付。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "没钱吃饭的先生。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849998"}
{"text": "加上脚趾，正好数清一队人数", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGTGQw7LVcsKgH3NKnekAJ8SJdO0JcicsXqKNXR0lJf7icBAxBziarTnfwQ"}
{"text": "松本先生！你怎么变得这么高啊？会被大家偷偷嘲笑的哦你！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "211413"}
{"text": "我要金王洋葱牛肉饭，金王炒牛肉饭，金王泡菜牛肉饭，芝士牛肉饭，金王萝卜酸牛肉饭和金王腌黄瓜美乃滋牛肉饭！全部都要金色的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5905492"}
{"text": "我又不能把孩子杀死。", "question": "分手后你会留着前任送的东西吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "居家办公的习惯改不了了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCrwpDmjR9Mnu9V7Fbym4t6YCUhKBrQc97z9g7vp1BhIHcKiaazR1pm7w"}
{"text": "金正恩戒烟失败。", "question": "我不喜欢成为第三次世界大战的导火索。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6936952"}
{"text": "爸妈借电脑用一下时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwo54e0d7uj30ci0eltaq"}
{"text": "本人登场。", "question": null, "star": 497, "type": "I2T", "image": "4779175"}
{"text": "试着在死神笔记本上写下 Ponyo ，结果成功了。", "question": null, "star": 5448, "type": "I2T", "image": "1636195"}
{"text": "这是你的孩子吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112536"}
{"text": "青蛙王子的琴头有个蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMgYic6hLgyJ89HenvQOp0I9qC4GTtRvSrgwIPM2xHjtvvb1SHEFEML2w"}
{"text": "柜员同志，麻烦帮我存回去吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7BUITLooBZAELFYTyGphra18HVmWDXA0qZGux15CLEuAvRaXcaqDqQA"}
{"text": "回来吧还是回来比较好帮我拔掉它", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4181949"}
{"text": "始终追不上逃跑的鸭蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuZpQpODdiaTJ9s0jcSXtf0rZgMukvyh0xJ2dIOOQ3nEE0oibplibengx6A"}
{"text": "平时的我：“我讨厌跟人交流谁都不要来烦我。”\n面试时的我：“我最大的的优点就是擅长沟通以及非常适应团队合作。”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCD2mJjHKP2dXGAzx18ryjmQx9mdBTk75o2XISiceLLn4ibyIQ1s4ibhGNg"}
{"text": "哇，明天到了！", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "用荧光笔涂的考试重点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etwk5xx91yj20a808qgn1"}
{"text": "参军后有各种机械驾照的补助制度，允许在ATST上班。", "question": "请问你能告诉我星战里的帝国军的优点吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2529675"}
{"text": "说实话套娃还挺简单的：https://www.zhihu.com/answer/929886517", "question": "2019 年，你经历了哪些「套娃操作」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "神马，都仨小时了上门维修还没到？？“厄，报告，迈克尔说还能再坚持一阵子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvtu4vplo7j20yi1du1kx"}
{"text": "学长在生气，胸部膨胀，变得警惕，像红色一样...还是逃跑比较好吧~", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "5620330"}
{"text": "湖南火锅店辣度选择表", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJzT6NV78pXIRvFqRfUW4fQiadCVFCfMTVxg0ySkiaiaLamPNlIT5N6XyVw"}
{"text": "因为能让一句话看起来像个函数（）{}", "question": "为什么在语句的结尾加上“()”可以让语句变得不那么尴尬？有什么语言学原理吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们的新logo甲方不满意，他们去和可口合作了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqV9gZCdJ8iaoibicMrH9GunxwMCtRX3wEW3Ox1Dt7Q0DZicRNbNH8ZP72Aw"}
{"text": "谢邀。二十岁应该在上大学，就好好看专业书，以后很难有足够时间系统看专业书了。《小王子》这类的，我在公交地铁上一个月能看好几斤。", "question": "有哪些书 20 岁前不看，等以后看会发现已经过了看这本书的年龄？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了上床，居然可以说出「我爱你」这种丧心病狂的话。", "question": "人可以无耻到什么程度呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个时期，从山上下来狩猎稻谷的山女。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6826278"}
{"text": "挪用募款。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2735990"}
{"text": "您安息吧.好不容易叫来桥本环奈，却晚了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h72fbkkyzlj30ci0elgns"}
{"text": "风水好的土地", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "第二道防线被突破了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5729913"}
{"text": "每次射击，肘部或肩膀就会脱臼。", "question": "这种大雄我不喜欢。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6842918"}
{"text": "我上个月住院的时候，第一天早上医生来查房，几个医生站在床头拿着病历本冷冰冰地说着各项医嘱：什么时候查血查心电图查 B 超查 X 光，什么时候会出结果，什么时候手术，可能会有什么突发症状，要静卧不要乱走动 bulabulabula。最后，主任们动身前往下一个病房。走在最后面的年轻医生停了一下，手指敲敲我床头柜上的一张外卖单，轻声说了句：「这家不新鲜，别订。」我喜欢她的这项医嘱。", "question": "医生和护士可以把外卖叫到医院来吃吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀呀呀呀呀要死要死要死", "question": "描写「一个英俊的少侠吐血的声音」用什么拟声词好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看啊，如果他总发出噪音，我不仅会看他，还会瞪他", "question": "在图书馆为什么女生不会看男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果要我选择最后的晚餐想吃什么，我会选...", "question": "可能是大麦克吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5584072"}
{"text": "突袭的信号。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3041145"}
{"text": "在老婆面前接到朋友电话问去不去按摩，嘴上说对那种事不感兴趣，心里想的却是……", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "大学生尝试化老年妆，结果变成了和妈妈一样的脸。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6881653"}
{"text": "爸爸，那是石头啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4364656"}
{"text": "加油，马上就出来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "对，合同是我们签的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxktJ1vQPuJgLzJK0GNFhzOpdic7XFaNF2Y94pvuMRkgPuwU4vTXdkc7cQ"}
{"text": "安慰小妹妹的接线员。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362567"}
{"text": "尼玛怎么没人告诉我宝石也会少一半", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGAFnexuK2G9Ojm1bLIFNHJFHxprxBuFNR6LEWPhc7eWT0MGY1MpI1skBicrJyzjBODR11tUNbcCQ"}
{"text": "论文开头是导师帮忙写的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UH0Gl4d81XffibROuXCibicj3p6lDftOYe7CAOBUibib4w4cD1huMuB4Ds31w"}
{"text": "圣诞节结束前1秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuOC8NXbWeMEvpwfibj6OeZluypsLyxJgibN6jq4DiavsrYHoibIeHagM59Aly2tB3bqlJP2NBrXV4Iw"}
{"text": "裸露出来。", "question": "相扑比赛在雪中进行，只有术语和人声。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5810279"}
{"text": "小夫危险了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwoxsndtkvj30ci0elq61"}
{"text": "句子已完成。", "question": "请强行结束故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4811449"}
{"text": "看着溺水的奶奶玩得开心，结果她却离开了...", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "不愧是胖虎的妹妹胸口中弹都毫不在意", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ek7e1rjcc5j20ar0aemyi"}
{"text": "今天你COS九尾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzKdv0jT4jtZKZibfDIzJYS1AeGOFnls7fPLFXKD7EKgnK351EODVfyFg"}
{"text": "我想把我在六月五号养的兔子送回森林里了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1443446"}
{"text": "会喔。一种群居性的黄蜂 (Ropalidia marginata) 分为皇后和工蜂。虽然都是雌性，只有皇后的卵巢发达，会产卵。工蜂有卵巢，但很小，不会产卵。将工蜂单独拿出来独居一段时间，就会变成皇后，开始产卵啦！", "question": "单身久了会变态么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哥哥！好想见你啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7090330"}
{"text": "误解了pink电影的含义。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6883302"}
{"text": "成功用绳子把地球串起来了！", "question": null, "star": 62, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "占个坑，下班了再来答。", "question": "程序员一般晚上几点下班？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为被扬起来了，所以卡洛里是零哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4331516"}
{"text": "价格本可以预测，预测的人多了，也就不能预测了。", "question": "股票价格真的能预测吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蝴蝶效应", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133433"}
{"text": "开走了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5212733"}
{"text": "你斗地主直接扔炸弹啊？", "question": "奥特曼为什么不直接发大招，要等怪兽快挂了才发？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，一年了，还不知道回家部是什么吗？没干劲的话就回去！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6022424"}
{"text": "扔粪便", "question": "我以为是乌奇曼，其实是朋奇曼的时候，朋奇曼的反应。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388320"}
{"text": "我有一次，刚买了一台 MacBook Pro，15 寸顶配，想炫个富，于是在朋友圈发了一张我工作的照片，MacBook Pro 外加双大屏显示器，外加某牌键盘，外加某牌耳机、苹果鼠标、各种正版手办等小物件，总价值在当时的我看来算是显富了，为了显得高端一点，屏幕上显示的终端与代码，配上一句低调有内涵的旁白「平时工作的环境，辛苦啊……」效果很明显，不一会就收到很多人的评论：我的亲戚、家人、非圈内朋友基本都是回复：「工作累了，注意休息」「那么多屏幕，辐射太大了，注意身体」......这我忍了，谁让他们不识货呢，好歹朋友圈内还有很多圈内朋友，他们给的回复是：「这是用什么 Terminal？主题挺酷炫的。」「你竟然用某牌耳机？这玩意是对耳机最大的侮辱，建议你换个 xxxx 体验下，分分钟秒杀你那破耳机。」「编辑器还是 Atom 好用，别用 Sublime 了。」「你的代码规范挺工整啊，学习了。」......从此，再也不炫富了。", "question": "为什么网上鲜有炫富的程序员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么演了整整一集他都没有杀人啊？差评！", "question": "如何评价吴镇宇在《爸爸去哪儿》里的表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "掰开了强力胶粘住的双手", "question": null, "star": 133, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "你看，门口的树被你撞成这样了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZWfXI711K8NBarOA3xwrJ8unFcLxqM9ubDTVSCF9WRDaYXLr8eLcmqw"}
{"text": "从一万两千年前开始就有人说我被爱着，但怎么看都像是个堕落的天使。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1617157"}
{"text": "给刚刚吃的那家自助餐厅道歉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkhtq9kj20ac0atdhg"}
{"text": "13-0后觉得对手太可怜而送他7分后，自己输了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3ymwlwzo1j30ci0elwis"}
{"text": "今天这急支糖浆我喝定了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "可乐兄弟", "question": "给那位伟人四个字的名字加上别的意思。", "star": 35, "type": "T2T", "image": "5109737"}
{"text": "沙龙宝的效果太好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7299898"}
{"text": "玛丽和羊。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7224697"}
{"text": "今天是月食，所以现在还是星期天吗？", "question": "让我说服你周一必须回来的方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2569463"}
{"text": "这是在说什么？/感觉怎么样？/真的要摸一下吗？/没办法啊/哇！好像有个角出来了/好臭啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 241, "type": "I2T", "image": "254176"}
{"text": "我被普通地欺负了。", "question": "你们人生中被羞辱得最惨的一次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6340342"}
{"text": "旅行目的地：全员无伤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdho6kqouuj30ci0eltbh"}
{"text": "是怕肚子里的人头掉下来", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "节目最后十分钟有个“更正”环节。", "question": "我讨厌这样的节目。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3025535"}
{"text": "死蚊子，这回让我逮到你了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWoI04ezS4wS2KibE9ZbicPbRuVgOz4HBmf0AlfRQqMgM8nx4tMd2HPJHQ"}
{"text": "这活儿……归假面骑士吧.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvdwzuea1wj60ci0elgmo02"}
{"text": "右眼飞了出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCSLwqp1Fml90MpUjrwaq8LekAAk5CafxBFKkLyGhibuChNR7T8GGtibHQ"}
{"text": "“世界上只有两种语言，一种是没人用的，一种是被人骂的。”", "question": "为什么这么多人骂C++？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初次参加Undergroundrapper线下聚会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXc0ECwlibEynd8UnfLl28GnicIiaQ80Lr1o2ooicjWEqfqffOf3n5sibWELw"}
{"text": "我被东芝裁员了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152690"}
{"text": "如果想要我返回给你，就得准备100个麦当劳大麦克。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6644018"}
{"text": "都是他的责任", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h78l9u05zbj30ci0elgrs"}
{"text": "谜被解开了！和尚和我们一起围着吃牡蛎火锅就中了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5591092"}
{"text": "我才是领操的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkfupbyj20al09sab2"}
{"text": "烤面包。", "question": "像龙珠但不是龙珠的名字", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444652"}
{"text": "父亲说，想成为真正的料理人就永远不能放下手中的刀。总之先去银行取钱吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicibz41ZSlVy9yXI5s16QLAaI4359Q2ic94g5JsdiaPW4hzGgLGM7qQuJpA"}
{"text": "你好像觉得这对老夫妇的家不错。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3877723"}
{"text": "妈妈，我捡到一个烤面包！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmTMiboJwNxY1R9ibEnzIR4NeKRkk3kvhZzAVzAvnWEicMWFYTVgs4ecjeQ"}
{"text": "初中时一直被你欺负的书呆子今天突然找上门了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYY9NpOwenINicel6icT2Dibia2iblzqnBVmYXrJ0dD2RUJMXF393PmpDL2G7w"}
{"text": "放心吧！我拿着棍子和球呢！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196986"}
{"text": "猜猜我是谁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNLLkoAicgMgibAsiaCXIdqp3XgGFnQEzUMweDux51ib8EZMSebtMyKKLdNQ"}
{"text": "快走！我来掩护你！什么？已经是下辈子了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTZ8vKmfK752q96ibOUfTW9gHUO4F3aqtic3OSkdXVKNw5nClAJSL7uOiaA"}
{"text": "昨天先生把一切都教给我了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375338"}
{"text": "皮卡～丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘丘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9I1st6IJtwFHeXjjVqesSXicjicdg5ReiaIn3GmDxvHSjEe5saibD9I5vdw"}
{"text": "在猜拳界出现了神秘的新势力。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2687108"}
{"text": "只有那个时候才会变傻。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146075"}
{"text": "下次再叫我蓝狸猫我可不会留情了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6umelj0g8j30ci0elwfc"}
{"text": "苏醒。", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 68, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "我接触过的妹子不多，你们不要骗我。", "question": "文科女生一心想找程序员男朋友，身边有不少优秀帅气的追却完全不想理会，家人朋友都无法理解我，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让孩子开心笑。", "question": "不倒翁滚了！", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7037298"}
{"text": "摄影师：你能接受裸体照吗？模特：嗯。。我可以摄影师：那我们快开始把", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaMOuJheYQaQsG3VicmPwlWnhMiauiccWm1R75H0gXJLhkMqd1M9ksTekOAjCLFXxg0icDPVHlIHia6Ww"}
{"text": "孙悟空。", "question": "把一个知名角色的名字改一下，试着弱化看看。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6792041"}
{"text": "原来皮卡丘是草系神奇宝贝啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRRqFh6oyaElURUDiceer6Tw5s2CWnvCjO6sqNU0uROMo9mFfyYlxp6XA"}
{"text": "尽管是礼拜一，不过你好有", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1gb21b0n4sdj20yi10a7ir"}
{"text": "城东头有个站叫「尚日拉」站，轨道集团觉得这地名应该音译，没毛病，英文写的是 Shangrila Station城西头有个站叫「香格里拉」站，轨道集团发现有专门的词儿，一拍脑袋英文写成 Shangrila Station 城南头有个村叫伟村，现在已经是城区了还通了地铁。村里一大一小两条街分别叫伟大街和伟小街。轨道集团一拍脑袋，既然大街翻译成 Avenue，那么伟大街就叫 Wei Avenue 了。公交公司一拍脑袋，既然伟大翻译成 Great，那么伟大街就叫 Great Street 嘛，多简单的事儿。 城北头住着的小键略懂英文，看到这些英译，深感自豪：我市真是个国际化的大都市啊！ 只有在城中间旅游的英国青年小赵，一脸懵逼：这什么破地方连个地名都管理不好。", "question": "为什么天津地铁给机场和火车站的英语翻译都是拼音?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚从超市买的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "前天埋的骨头被考古学家挖走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHdTh0n32IgpmNTrQ2iaTgOCibNZ66BE6oiamQ7QjoxkiagdLQB8F44yBj1Q"}
{"text": "哈利·斯内普上学的第一天，就发现詹姆·波特教授恶狠狠的盯着他的绿眼睛。", "question": "如果莉莉嫁给了斯内普会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "保研的室友出去旅游前和复习的你告别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ym5opXw3FJJ8ibDnNxUZo3CBKJr2gPjPaPdoHLIBzslk3k1b745nbO3TQ"}
{"text": "在开口前的0.1秒视野中", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3395273"}
{"text": "果然绿色的车看起来会更快到...是要移动吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5766761"}
{"text": "逛水产店突然得到通知要上传蓝底照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY31XXiayzk1ep2m8eQzjIVWvib5yGb655O37hKD5zBTcEXPvJMGb4chX2Q"}
{"text": "静香花洒的味道怪怪的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGc1rcWX8gzrve7qibofQicmvemOOmia0JfVLoFcDunt1Ox8XkibSgoK1FgA"}
{"text": "我不上学！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "哎呀，我穿了长裤就来了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6674775"}
{"text": "嘎啦嘎啦君中奖了。", "question": null, "star": 6359, "type": "I2T", "image": "2915047"}
{"text": "一个有院子的别墅。", "question": "给爱种菜的老年人买点什么礼物好呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "弄坏老婆口红，嫁祸给熟睡的儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4el41P37NRmiaxVIBeibg8QYjzOVTMhkJmJA2PhaU18BhAFLs8wiaQ9XbA"}
{"text": "形容一个老太太：她的嘴巴就像一个松紧口儿。我妹妹说的，当时她还不到 10 岁。", "question": "有哪些想象奇绝，形象生动令你眼前一亮的比喻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问您什么时候开始上班比较好呢？", "question": "您加入我们公司的概率是1/8192。请问您有什么问题吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6725394"}
{"text": "说自己要请假服丧结果被怀疑，就把证据带来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLZbFn7fAYXV401HpAX4ichgTxp4q29gEN3utHlYldVnM6ug04FqhUctw"}
{"text": "毒圈缩小到最后，大家都没有武器，只能尴尬对视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZsiacEdI7ZGnTZCicfB5EDpUPDhbVN7kFYv3RibDK79icpMTJIeUW4gkB5w"}
{"text": "「Hey！出租车」『Hey！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euhh2pl0vjj20960aujte"}
{"text": "我的中文名字叫曼，Uber 用了 FB 的名字 man，我每次上车都要和司机解释为什么我一个女生会叫 man……直到有一次解释累了，跟司机说 I used to be a man，换得了一次安静的旅程。", "question": "你在刚出国时闹过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这位乘客，终点到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eel2vzvsljj20am09mgmn"}
{"text": "在工作日的白天，我就这样懒洋洋地滚来滚去。啊啊，要是天空能一直掉食物下来就好了。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "5993720"}
{"text": "如果我表演了一个简单的手指脱逃魔术，他就会非常惊讶，这让我对他的未来感到担忧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4896330"}
{"text": "天使说今天不偷小鱼干还是来听听恶魔怎么说吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibiaiaDZhahfEFDTAiaqicicPIVtwescsP7ickw0iaJFpAMul5qSPXiaZZYkJsRg"}
{"text": "吃年糕嘻住后2小时过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hayo51u8syj30ci0eldjz"}
{"text": "我完全不疼了，但是突然想起有事要办，所以我得走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "905400"}
{"text": "用绝妙的平衡感驾驭震度6的地震", "question": null, "star": 299, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvrjkruem9j610t13zn5s02"}
{"text": "蒸汽热敷眼罩", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "第八十一难林黛玉官渡倒拔垂杨柳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3DMg3FkFSTDoRQDzR7wuP7btRdiahQfRDC5J9sgp9NBiaAibklTicRQIA9A"}
{"text": "下次再加石头应该还会赢吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCuZJluibqSk9ff9ibAMeMFRljxuEbF0PibNMeKibjNicByDTaiaAlnffJHxJxPIv1G2eXibkE3oafnQcib7g"}
{"text": "用肌肉挤芥末。", "question": "在海里遇到超大鲨鱼时，有些事情知道会很方便。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584484"}
{"text": "小绵羊", "question": "鬼灭之刃里的非主要角色", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629952"}
{"text": "卡梅伦要辞职了，好难过，我还一直记得他拍过的泰坦尼克号和阿凡达这些好电影……", "question": "如何看待卡梅伦辞职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出乎意料的翻脸不认人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2511028"}
{"text": "嘴唇干裂了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6271985"}
{"text": "融入了关西的风格。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4247798"}
{"text": "反而更花钱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615475"}
{"text": "就发生在前不久的事。在咖啡店吃巧克力蛋糕。吃到第二口的时候……钢叉掐在牙里拔不出来了。如论如何也没有办法从嘴里拿出来，以一个矗立的姿态梗在上下牙中间，就像黏住了一样，让我只能保持嘴巴张开的姿势，无法说话。我冷静了一下，还好没人注意到，自己搞一搞吧，可能是牙缝？但是无法往前拔出来呀，往下压也非常的疼。完全拔不出出来！而且弄的巧克力到处都是！满手都是！我只好发出「呜呜呜呜」的求救声，咖啡馆里的人同时看向我：一个满脸巧克力嘴里矗了根钢叉的合不上嘴的涂着大红唇的妇女。店员黑人问号的来了，似乎不明白我为什么我要含着叉子喊叫，我只好在餐巾纸上写下：叉子 qia 在牙里了。（qia 当时忘记怎么写了）于是一群服务员排着队试图从我嘴里把叉子拔出来。「我来我来」「我来我来」我实在是忍受不了服务员轮番换手的剧痛和越来越多的弄到脸上的巧克力以及各国人民的目光了！于是我跑到卫生间去照镜子，想看看到底是怎么掐住的！原来这家餐厅叉子刚好和我下排门牙与槽牙形成的凹陷一样宽，刚刚好一样宽，就像一个完美的抽屉一样插在了里面……顺着插进去的方向轻轻一拉就出来了。后来去那家咖啡馆吃蛋糕他们都给我塑料勺……", "question": "一个人很糗很倒霉是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么？这次拍双飞？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv045qkv0uj60mm0wydn602"}
{"text": "“就我没番茄酱！”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "拥有免费提供梦想的热心。", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "悄悄延续的传统。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2215662"}
{"text": "从市场出来时是捞了一条金鱼放在袋子里的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaTheqncWCaKXP6f8LJgqRwWEj6eeHOlQJIb2WThmpLLkicyxpiaNvQmRw"}
{"text": "那我就不明白了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6390228"}
{"text": "南方壁虎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWaeWDz4Rico0uek4fQ1ITFOo8jRj5d5SObMLXuBTCBuBc4Bx2LlF9iaHA"}
{"text": "我们不能放过欺负我哥哥的那些人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622819"}
{"text": " 之前老有人提「140字」，现在又说「5行」……我只想说，在乎尺寸的人，往往是经验不足，或者没遇到活儿好的人。 ", "question": "在知乎你有耐心看完 5 行字以上的回答吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "眼镜角色身份的崩溃。", "question": "视力下降到50的新八感到很不方便。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7384151"}
{"text": "训练结束啦，胸部肌肉练好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151547"}
{"text": "我的暗杀对象丝毫没有注意到她酒杯里的遥控消音usp已经对准了她", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TxMsISwIEFoSojypS0XHxIJj8myW4MmQCxqrScmBicux7NAwTibpnzPUg"}
{"text": "饮酒过量会导致糖尿病，要注意。", "question": "我上午喝了下午的红茶，怎么办呢？也请告诉我处理方法。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6997364"}
{"text": "你就算喊哆啦A梦也没人会来救你看到这个鼻子了吗？是不是很眼熟？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtuf9meyvvj30ci0eltc2"}
{"text": "“我已经准备好了，快来践踏我” —左边白猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "上高中的时候还是男女生之间互相开「你俩是不是好上了」的玩笑，上了大学就只能在男生中开这种玩笑……", "question": "在男女比例失衡的学校就读是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对家CP发糖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "“啊，是草莓呀，草莓呢，草莓呐……沙哇沙哇……”", "question": null, "star": 791, "type": "I2T", "image": "5988805"}
{"text": "电锯人", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "贝基的“社会之窗打开”名言，对吧？", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "背着七八把大枪，能站起来就不错了，跑十几秒真的很厉害", "question": "为什么游戏里最厉害的士兵只能跑十几秒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次把核爆改“福报”，完美。", "question": "台当局想把福岛食品由「核食」改为「福食」，如何看待这一宣传？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说要去打针", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSfLnO4CvLV95ale7egoDiajzKfu8W3dMD407R3RAkFnkCC4DBj9wOGfdg"}
{"text": "木字怎么写来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fyvlhhfydjj20mf0r4n06"}
{"text": "上街买菜遇到熟人的妈妈和一起出来的儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luy1xac4U7T6AKm8OCFYgNfD4D6Wb8abD7j7icQUiaLsVoh5m9nBogkiamrw"}
{"text": "王思聪那么有钱，你那么穷。还活着做什么？", "question": "西甲联赛三雄那么强，其他小球队为什么还要努力踢球？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为看不到明天。", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "打麻将，自摸最关键一张牌时候的虔诚样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee88dqLBGcUmZE12VBONPicN1oMXLIM6LwhoEiaiaPibMicKu90wRm8cVUL1Xw"}
{"text": "听不懂，请再说一遍。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825702"}
{"text": "月亮出来做惩罚了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7314149"}
{"text": "你点的寿司到了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "常宝霆、白全福某次演出，主办方赠二位名酒两瓶以为纪念。回来路上，白先生拎着两瓶酒，不慎摔碎一瓶。白先生遗憾地说：『哎，宝霆，你那瓶碎了。』", "question": "你最喜欢的故事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "苹果产品最让我感到很不爽又无奈的点，是当你对它感到不爽的时候，却只能对它表示无奈。", "question": "苹果产品的哪一点让你感到很不爽又无奈？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每天只抽一支烟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5B7n2jSfvjuBqtvicnZqFyNTWUDGjXqvDDH0CIshopqtzQURpQziaWDrow"}
{"text": "在酒馆喊我要是教练早夺冠了！」的大叔被任命为了教练", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr9ptrsjppj30ci0elwnr"}
{"text": "自助餐厅黑名单客户", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV204ibYflOAjvicIuFNcMHS619iatd7ZFic0BSu8RfNB2aWA3uMerexQQECcQ"}
{"text": "从未被攻破的城堡迎来了第一位挑战者。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7071907"}
{"text": "够了吧，反正就小三一个人住……", "question": "89平小三房舒服吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，这里不能切断吗？哈哈，我明白了。", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "我的隐形眼镜掉了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480949"}
{"text": "先从桌子下面开始怎么样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Se05R8gBic1e6t1VnNUXZlaHvTpibumXQiaQnJVMiaBHOlfNAW0TdwTXH7IypibmicuS2BXtiayAvUDVvsA"}
{"text": "我一直好奇一件事，菜鸟驿站到底是京东的内鬼想出来的，还是顺丰的内鬼想出来的？", "question": "为什么我今天去拿快递发现没有取件码，驿站的人说我进入黑名单了一辈子也不会出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冰碴子掉领子里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqxlnFErBYkOktgnVtEOmYafOHIuFz0oOPLmfTiacLyRVYLibrDsTY9Vfg"}
{"text": "你干了什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4757810"}
{"text": "呀，黑猫不吉利啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXKY5B6BvjgicOx7GTCBEuMM4Rhqlwh4r9OYkpYjtYJeP2FrUyX0A2ibAJsGR4EicTVIlytAey5nWBQ"}
{"text": "不养生的老师呀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6696888"}
{"text": "表姐的小孩要撒尿，表姐在边上吹口哨，我尿了。", "question": "你经历过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生说每天只能吃一勺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BicILhCNkn1RkjialEPxRPAQ4wQ5ZBKTVYHkFmicDKXwx16ica2A8b3sibkg"}
{"text": "谢谢你来到这个世界。", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "得抽根烟提提神了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6451694"}
{"text": "付费咨询他。", "question": "如果喜欢上知乎里的一个人，该怎样表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请给我两片布口罩，当然就是阿贝口罩了。", "question": null, "star": 152, "type": "I2T", "image": "5071811"}
{"text": "老先生拿着马桶盖逃跑。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4806635"}
{"text": "约定的乐园", "question": "标题就写一个字，别太多了。", "star": 227, "type": "T2T", "image": "5819378"}
{"text": "遗弃多年的狗子每到饭点时就会出现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go187qlkxqj30ci0eln3f"}
{"text": "芝士汉堡（无芝士）", "question": "麦当劳推出了令人震惊的新菜单。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5263194"}
{"text": "“谁丢了钱包？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "每页最多4个字。", "question": "本周老人jump的那些事", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3944627"}
{"text": "你对考拉也这么说的吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "那你拿手托腮吧。", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "大概两年前吧，做为一个被嫌弃的河南人，去被嫌弃的东北玩。闲的无聊去逛当地的菜巿场，发现有卖蔬菜种子的，想给我妈买点。种子一小堆一小堆的，用旁边的一个小酒杯量，一杯一块钱，老板娘让我自己动手。没办法，老老实实的挖了一杯，伸出食指把高出酒杯的抹去，刚抹完，老板娘的大嗓门响起：你怎么能这么干呢？！吓了一跳，以为盛多了，她一把夺过酒杯，挖了高高的一杯，高出来的都快一杯了，麻利的包好扔给我，一脸嫌弃⋯可恨的是第二天，又路过菜市场，那个老板娘老远看见我，拉着旁边的人指着我嘀咕，估计在说，这是一个傻子……", "question": "有哪些是你去东北才知道的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被陌生人送了一束鲜花，查了下花语，发现是“不用蓝色塑料袋做内衣会比较好，眉毛也要修齐些”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJFQe8ItlgsasqYQ8TQDzn3DqRIyZ9qKheVo5zuoNb6iaKgXhgYExgANw"}
{"text": "长官，这究竟是要派我去哪儿潜伏调查啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eb1r0kanjxj20bh0c175c"}
{"text": "不知为何死于致命伤。", "question": "他说他差点儿因此丧命。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6054594"}
{"text": "今天只剩一只干净的可以擦屁股了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egjvk0xgbej209j0akmyb"}
{"text": "手机上多了个", "question": null, "star": 189, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hefjczlf2jj61401960y902"}
{"text": "从不会打保龄球的人看来的球瓶。", "question": null, "star": 535, "type": "I2T", "image": "4461083"}
{"text": "脚的尺寸是28厘米。", "question": "请告诉我灰姑娘隐藏的秋天秘密。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6715607"}
{"text": "东京", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "什么？你也要上洗手间？撕一半给你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYX1L3nlVdXvgARRTP0aZ2icEiacwQHKc4gxZeoYsZXDRxFELag4EiadvEA"}
{"text": "喂，你看到龙了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7320034"}
{"text": "当我发现有我没有想到的社团活动时。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506352"}
{"text": "我成功在两分钟内制作了杯面并用一分钟吃完了它，但后来发现我对虾过敏。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "563188"}
{"text": "烟花组合派来的烟花师是个有点不同寻常的人。", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "5560662"}
{"text": "谁说我们不讲，只是你们没听出来这是普通话", "question": "为什么四川人和重庆人尤其不爱讲普通话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在这里，好寂寞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2269612"}
{"text": "高田纯次说得对！", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "楼下的炸鸡加量800%不加价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssYdzYJTVKIILoR5wUkziaPqKian9J6PAMjkGeWY66Nh2Iy5jU8uFjmSdQ"}
{"text": "做菜本质上就是化学实验。这是我有次在炒肉片的时候突然领悟的。那时候正在用蒜粒炝锅。然后就想柯南一样，一束智慧的光芒射穿了了（自补音效）我现在其实在萃取啊！为什么要用油炝锅呢？相似相容啊！水就不行。为什么要热锅呢？因为溶解度随温度上升而上升。为什么要先拍蒜呢？为了增加溶剂接触面，获得更多的浸出物啊。为了受热均匀，所以东西要切丝切片保证反应物大小一致……总之过去让我感觉做菜玄学的东西让我有了科学的解释……", "question": "你是明白了哪几个基本原理之后而厨艺大增的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚到的请吃饭", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "李纨道：「方才我来时，看见他们抬进两盆白海棠来，倒很好，你们何不就咏起他来呢？」迎春道：「都还未赏，先倒做诗？」宝钗道：「不过是白海棠，又何必定要见了才做。古人的诗赋也不过都是寄兴寓情，要等见了做，如今也没这些诗了。」这就是答案。作诗为文，何必定要见了才能做，旷达如东坡，又岂会在意这些小节？", "question": "苏轼要是知道他去的不是真的赤壁大战的地方，会作何感想？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个简单的咸鲜口儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "眼睛干涩？切个洋葱就好了接着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWpVDnAXdc6ia3ibpeNXiaNa6nbaxuUkT7O53wswB6gw9W7Je5jQuQeBH3OQ"}
{"text": "老板，招聘洗碗工，来了一位有点特别的人面试。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7270464"}
{"text": "尝试宰杀狼的时候，老太婆自己出来了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3330330"}
{"text": "一阿姨你这粥里到底放了什么，这么难……一上一个说阿姨做饭不好吃的孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFtMibjAzBEjYpc63nTtUY2rc1weCRsIQ0szsdYLaaly5152wdJQBxH5g"}
{"text": "新机动战记高达W", "question": "在电影或动画的标题上加草，让它看起来不那么有趣。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6379242"}
{"text": "尾巴有点短啊", "question": null, "star": 474, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt2qzd9mstj60ze1b7ag702"}
{"text": "我们十三个人，虽然出生的日子和时间不同，但是因为结成了兄弟的约定，所以希望我们在同一年、同一个月、同一天都不要死去。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1607780"}
{"text": "你能不能看看菜板，我今晚不想吃手指面包", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "对不起！昨天剩下的！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389328"}
{"text": "当二十多岁的你突然多了一个弟弟以后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSLM4d9WxU7CRwPPkFF47Hehqz4Wh34s9cdXnh2vMtib2DG8BcVfcQVIy8s7xC3PkuOQK71X6urZg"}
{"text": "喝多了想吐，可惜是逆风", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "教了就能做一定程度的事情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4313640"}
{"text": "胡辣汤：明明是两个人的电影，我却始终有姓名。", "question": "你能接受男朋友和别的女生同喝一碗胡辣汤吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打哈欠的时候左右摇摆脑袋，可以当一只正常的喷火龙。", "question": "过度中二是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "超级玛丽怎么还不来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaMibgpicEiaHCEGt8aa3e6P27FkACmoXvJAEJel3pRQvYMq8LV3W7uwDpA"}
{"text": "拉了两个引体向上以后的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIExrkMlj32Ng6AKt98USIEYFJSicCut2bHjg0DhTMVgibc775ATpFDCCbw"}
{"text": "边走路边看手机的人会被自动门夹住。", "question": "创造一个新的现代谚语。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3397134"}
{"text": "秘密基地", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7105436"}
{"text": "最小的型号也有这么大吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OkRJVrNm4fWicFjU204ibHDghZE281t2g5lopenWfsNFbpwAN0iaNKkFsQ"}
{"text": "虽然我演的是假山但爸爸妈妈都来看我演出了，好开心呀～", "question": null, "star": 1024, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwdkxag66lj611p16pn4g02"}
{"text": "老师让大家用肯定造句小明说天肯定是蓝的小红说草肯定是绿的小刚问老师 屁有颜色吗老师说没有小刚说那我肯定是拉裤裆了", "question": "有哪些「笑死人不偿命」的笑话值得分享？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "校长的话总是很长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4586347"}
{"text": "真可惜啊~ 这附近以前应该有只小 Ponyo 才对呢~", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "1593016"}
{"text": "我弟弟曾在我扫地的时候说：「姐，我帮你。」于是我把扫帚放一边准备看他扫地的飒爽英姿（刚满七岁，很少干活），他看见我不动了对我说：「你也扫我也扫，这才叫我帮你。」", "question": "为什么有些事对别人来说只是举手之劳可他们却不愿帮忙？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "易佳生活区", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5930231"}
{"text": "戴斗笠的小夫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4sspQVqFdu3icnibeuhtzyNw0gR4Plib6wWiaQguMRFqC8iaJBHsmwaKAonNng"}
{"text": "为什么萤火虫会很快消失？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2748450"}
{"text": "妹妹们和军训回来的姐姐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkqwgbXnl0KY4HILKicQlMqnXcwyz5YZkkGYCuWEMGBdvYtbW1m2uHbibg"}
{"text": "同事喜得贵女，我买了费雪的粉红小海马祝贺。厨房水管爆了，买了黑色胶带准备修补。因为漏水，买了个桶子接水。三个 X 马逊包裹到的时候，我让我女儿去拆，因为她最爱拆包裹了。等我做好饭去找她，她已经哭晕在沙发，拒绝和我说话……后来她爸爸套出来了，她之前一直认为妈妈要给她生个小妹妹（妈妈只是胖了而已！）。今天的包裹确认了她的猜测，原来妈妈不仅给小妹妹买了新的小海马，还要像大力水手里坏人对 popeyes 那样，用胶带把她捆住放桶里扔掉……", "question": "你见过哪些戏精一样的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一部电影就能赚这么多啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6951686"}
{"text": "即使是最底层的小人物，也在拼命地活着。可能看起来很可悲，但生命的重量并不会因此而减轻哪怕一毫米。别那么说，太残忍了。", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "已经世界末日了还在打支线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1esiamNE78XZqfz34xdMe0ktvvL9q7vx9NcsZsdYRTn5kP9t0r4fSqxXA"}
{"text": "做梦，在床上躺着，床上身上坐满了猫。大大小小的各种品种的猫，以中华狸花猫为主。这群猫在高唱：「社会主义猫～社会主义猫～社会主义国家人民变成猫～」唱了四五个小时吧，就这一句来回循环，各种声部各种调式……男猫音女猫音……之后我就醒了，发现自己家猫趴在自己胸口上呼噜呼噜。奇诡！", "question": "你们做过最奇怪的梦是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黄双", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvyctrdl73j20yi18htr2"}
{"text": "正是由于当年我军对日本使用了二向箔打击 ，于是现在 11 区的二次元产业发展得很好……", "question": "如果把《三体》这个题材当成抗战剧来拍，剧情应该是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不知为何从电视遥控器传来了声音。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3821656"}
{"text": "微氪金无氪金", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtqxwmd0c7j30ci0el0tp"}
{"text": "车票200块，仅有180块购买了十分之九车票的你。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8lr1wbamlj20fe0g90we"}
{"text": "此时他们不会想到让他们分开的原因竟然是一根烟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1ejb8o5ht24j20b90deq4a"}
{"text": "没考满分的学霸和刚好及格的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArZH3o5SLf0xTLqLbdpvPlD9wM6hRSa8pC9Pm4ibKH4EjWYGuwlLK2gfA"}
{"text": "反正双头蛇是必须解不开的，因为它太像耳机了。", "question": "给蛇打个结，蛇能自己解开吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，你家挺穷的吧……不过这都不是事，听着！这是我的午餐，让我稍微给你看看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1540338"}
{"text": "漂不漂亮。", "question": "犯贱跟卖萌之间的区别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小黄鸭视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410Tqrk7vnFfKIMAjdibHz5yFZ8pwBlHJRLZNcEsFuELYDibZibuafp9sZkSQ"}
{"text": "快跑……逃命啊……在我变成格力高之前！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5945150"}
{"text": "衬衫的价格是9磅15便士", "question": "有哪些一听就知道是用来回答什么问题的「答案」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "度过了整个青春期", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "小学的五分钟休息时间。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "4595809"}
{"text": "因为作者不擅长写夫妻关系。", "question": "为什么马普尔小姐、波洛、福尔摩斯都不结婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大蒜生虫子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7n9VjEp9sJpvXT7hDaXSgsso60DUdm0Jl85WEFE1nCjY221Lcy8USWhg"}
{"text": "砖家终于治疗好了墙面的精神内耗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYN1HRCN7DPkibhAsaW1e37ELp0vTEVrETZ2ib4rvJx3VREoQQf2jmdnFicA"}
{"text": "我不能拥有10万个朋友。", "question": "请将它扩大一千倍。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4549501"}
{"text": "旁边的同学在桌子里养了独角仙", "question": null, "star": 240, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha0zueyfj8j61401hc7br02"}
{"text": "开封菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6HGMiaCv94vfaxa6JmTbx7ZUGDccDL73HcLyxGnv7nHKq9iazcQVtgXXg"}
{"text": "我朋友圈的样子vs我实际的样子。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "免费玩家打到了一件装备管他是什么赶紧穿上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQ5a8tKGibsLQFaWUrRfTDRIdhBXibg6uXMIhXNd6aCpHoFyB2vd11cMvw"}
{"text": "我应该在车底，不应该在车里", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "吃了草莓，对不起。", "question": "我会原谅你，所以快点忏悔吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279874"}
{"text": "专家称同时带口罩和眼镜容易导致脱发？！", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "你看到了吗？防犯摄像头拍到了一个快速移动的白色物体！", "question": null, "star": 227, "type": "I2T", "image": "5069001"}
{"text": "是的，这涉及到经济学的基础规律，1金=100银=10000铜。", "question": "金价暴跌内幕，是美国研制出铜转金技术吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在考虑什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028356"}
{"text": "据说是在猫咖啡遇到了不开心的事", "question": null, "star": 340, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grnvve7mgoj610k1cq46302"}
{"text": "捕食者", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3678117"}
{"text": "海面平静，最后一艘船。", "question": "这是丽莎的久违的精彩一集，那标题是什么？", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "6944329"}
{"text": "*", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eb3a5gqq2kj20b808wt8z"}
{"text": "“御宅族，你一直盯着Gazelle看，但是狮子就在你后面啊？”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220517"}
{"text": "我收到了三个，但你是出题人。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 33, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "结婚十年后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQXVHIDicpowbnlkJ04QibLgCAicwf5o9Hu27eTXEKCOZZibX7rnp0jdXEhg"}
{"text": "你还想不想有下集了？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "一二三四，开关开闭，开关开闭", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7092874"}
{"text": "有一对奇怪的两个人被我举报后带到了警察局。之后接到警察电话，好像是父亲和母亲。去接他们了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1249728"}
{"text": "这道题还有不会的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8ic1AoibJ9d2wN1vrQMMTrkZHNibRWwFmv7NrLEnOwZuua0UA9WNib6azZ7A"}
{"text": "你只有被我吸引。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "5620092"}
{"text": "「你若有心，吃我这半盏儿残酒。」", "question": "如果郑屠切了十斤寸金软骨，那鲁达还会提什么要求？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接力棒太长了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edyymfvhnhj20aj09awf3"}
{"text": "一边梳头一边回忆上一个面试者是怎么把这个买给自己的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pPL9r0cbR5Xu3Rq4xXGtAzgv5LTuRu1hsfCzAHwd1t4Hf2OULqqBKTw"}
{"text": "洗衣机型号鼓式。", "question": "8月1日，请用E洗衣机把衣服洗白。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1554504"}
{"text": "这个地方被一万年不化的积雪覆盖，海拔超过5000米，所以需要雪地轮胎。", "question": "骑自行车上坡后发现的问题是什么？", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312045"}
{"text": "第一次加酒精汽油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eb4d73rjl4j20ai098wfk"}
{"text": "「你好，能给我点钱坐火车回老家吗？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "哇！这是我一直想要的胶合板啊圣诞老人我爱你！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6xuIK8RQKHG442JmtJHeSUWfSx4dK8I79SCXDic3xibX7e1G1wY8SzBL3qTzsQNcqHOqDuJKEpWWw"}
{"text": "现在是时间了，要加时吗？", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6917054"}
{"text": "wifi的网速已经最快了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "脚趾踢到硬物后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VSaibVbicQ2RbvnUibDibz9ibCwjT14vImTuuwmsbfuhxMkY6kr6t5uf0uEw"}
{"text": "为了购买，我进行了练习。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6941069"}
{"text": "寿司店被迫做模仿秀时，双手的距离。", "question": "请问如何测量一米？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4131956"}
{"text": "毕业典礼已经开始两个小时了，校长还没讲话。", "question": "长～～～～～！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6962189"}
{"text": "年会上部长走了。", "question": null, "star": 482, "type": "I2T", "image": "4028155"}
{"text": "石墨烯是一种材料，用来制造博士。", "question": "清华团队联合诺奖得主发现石墨烯可用于高效回收电子垃圾中的金资源，这一发现有何实际意义和价值？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "建议你多去阅读一些星座性格分析的文章，从中学习领会“如何把缺点说得像优点”、“怎样模棱两可地描述性格”、“如何把同一个意思换成不同的方式表达使之放诸四海而皆准”……这类高端的语言技巧。。。", "question": "当别人问你：“我有什么缺点？”时，怎样回应显得得体？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "初三的时候，上女老师的化学课。飞进来两只蜜蜂，他们黏在一起飞，一个在上面一个在下面，初三的我们已经知道，这叫作「交配」。他们忘情地在初三学习紧张的氛围内飞翔，他们时而飞得高，时而飞得低，他们在讲台上面飞，在我们 45 人的注视下「交配」飞。 老师看傻了，我们也看傻了。", "question": "哪一刻，让人觉得「不忍直视」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没加转向轮的四驱车过弯时卡在了赛道里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjazh1e7fgezDEGDGlibeWdo3FFqDDM4RiaoBYfLpYOayU75XU2PnD88nA"}
{"text": "替换文件永远比删除文件更彻底。", "question": "分手 100 天了，还没有走出来怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "南海特急电报", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967345"}
{"text": "谁能用舌头在地上打个洞就选择谁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0iboWPRUL3wclibicUk45jFibGAVWbtia6FL2kQzINldQ456jicS8WbAmWO5Q"}
{"text": "为什么会有人邀请我回答这个问题？！你们都知道了？！", "question": "胸部比较丰满的女孩穿什么衣服好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我看到了一万日元钞票。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6768987"}
{"text": "他们在炸豚排呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3942970"}
{"text": "我读大学期间，我爸曾问我，“什么是素质？”我bla bla说了一堆。后来我爸就说了一句，大概是这样的，“你读过的书，经历过的事，等时间长了，那些细枝末节你都忘了，剩下来的，就成了你的素质。”", "question": "读了很多书，但是都忘掉了，那么读书的意义又在哪呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么他交不到男朋友我不知道啊。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5869808"}
{"text": "印度电影？", "question": null, "star": 272, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5j8vcco66j61401o0aj302"}
{"text": "坐我旁边的一对迟到了五分钟，到电影结束的时候男的一直在跟女的说：应该还没完，还有一段爬飞机呢。", "question": "《碟中谍 5》从各种角度来看和前面几部比起来怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无法通过粉碎石桥来过河。", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "马桶里那坨不管你怎么努力都冲不下去的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj8OkZ5hlQZHzjEY6K0hl7JV1RfNEofYo1GEzQziaFsAV0Ogwwh3d8Y5A"}
{"text": "哪吒订制的吉他", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNJQCHSZHYC60iagsrTO1m8h0iaic4LeD3ajs0QldUZmZB0udt7bBNqLYibw"}
{"text": "如果要带动物去的话，就应该把爷爷奶奶也带上。", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "你在好好地学习吗？是的，哥哥。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5836621"}
{"text": "起夜没开灯去厕所", "question": null, "star": 237, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx8ol2ex1wj60u01410y002"}
{"text": "小丑女有了！是蝙蝠侠的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKhT6jNGribMLnyVEcKsSDP1DY6PZojsnQp7zFM00HMqa2ef6p6dibO3cg"}
{"text": "快点快点，兔子在睡觉呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicy2tNJFZ0X63ZZlia4Yib09aMotCxs54WhEtpsNFyN0Oib7z8Y1Wl0BOoCw"}
{"text": "就等两次而已，对吧?", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6879339"}
{"text": "喂！现在这个班上有个没穿衣服的女生啊啊啊！", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "一会儿等我说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ftxhh4h3ooj20m90pkq5q"}
{"text": "这是女子专用的桑拿房。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6498245"}
{"text": "我是在被恶人追赶的极限时刻冲进电梯的。", "question": "在这种情况下停电太痛苦了，这是多么尴尬的情境啊。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6472261"}
{"text": "在中国人的常用表达中，这句话可以被理解为“好冷啊！”。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5586868"}
{"text": "小丸子摔倒了。", "question": "派出所露脸的人的第250个理由是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6466807"}
{"text": "混蛋！下车不叫醒我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XE7RqVVk69LhktMdVylTrYlS6OXkzcYjA2hbILYJ2EYBdYPA4BP7nZnQ"}
{"text": "SNS真是太棒了！", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "欺负同学和先生。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 1092, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "那时大一，女生们都住得非常近，穿上白大褂后串门：「唉，吴主任你好啊。」「啊原来是李医生啊，你好你好。」「哈哈吴主任啊，这次手术就看你的啦，知道你技术很好的。」「哎呀，过奖了。」「哪有，就别谦虚了。」……", "question": "第一次穿上白大褂是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人生真美好。", "question": "冷静下来思考，歌词很恐怖。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "7210408"}
{"text": "姐姐，通过AI诊断你们的配对非常合适吧？见面交往一下不就好了……明年你就四十岁了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "5618924"}
{"text": "说好的祛除分叉呢？假洗发水？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "哆来咪发嗦啦西哆。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6441823"}
{"text": "真是个混蛋啊！", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "老师开始点名提问", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1svbOiaIVCmricibIThPxy2bSFUlScQ7iaOHsN0rMHnBiauK2IeeabP0LsPJA"}
{"text": "喜欢的孩子走了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5670865"}
{"text": "你要现在吃吗？那肯定是过期的味道…", "question": "上古动物的肉是什么味道呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说好的裸考呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuUsc0D2TXHBpB6Dykl1eAnfm1w3WaNEqfuZrJLFXXhFWtJ0Hzf2q7bg"}
{"text": "你猜猜我是靠什么固定在墙上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSjpWibso6StDZm3xwBG3kGMEiaeiaZwmJFAUwjJJvkccibaibVFfG3V47L7Q"}
{"text": "华丽的躲过老师扔来的粉笔头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qarq7tqElc2Fk6WG8fwia30nico0WhmEkK10teSZxUj84hticM4EGNkrW3WTriahZlqyIYmk3W72NqqQ"}
{"text": "你好呀❤️", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6767444"}
{"text": "推理剧开场2分钟就来自首，急忙扭过头无视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfqx135y99j30ci0eltd5"}
{"text": "咖啡机内部，怎么都无法搅碎的咖啡豆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWoqMLdmjeqfKXSgiabLPlfl0uyZLHNfXquVz00Rf9sYsJL3FXxaicjrOg"}
{"text": "现在老师会一个接一个地翻开确认！", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "爸爸，我想介绍一只青蛙给你认识。", "question": null, "star": 88, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387034"}
{"text": "由于手误，魔术镜翻转了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7163070"}
{"text": "她化着妆从浴室出来了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3119124"}
{"text": "这说明事业稳定、有房、有车的男人大多和你没有交集。", "question": "为什么现在有很多男的连事业稳定、有房、有车这三条都达不到？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个只去参加别人婚礼吃结婚蛋糕的大胃女。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906929"}
{"text": "邻居是邻居，我们是我们！算了吧，你就学习吧。听说隔壁的太郎每天学习四个小时呢！", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "还我胡萝下！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ett54ffs5sj209g078wg4"}
{"text": "我看还是先存储一下吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fvw7612p5fj20n20n20wi"}
{"text": "哎呀...要下雨了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6601168"}
{"text": "去世儿子的照片只有这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjthBAceWrULI2Ytsl9uib79UmHibvNK6CnOOiaN1gopldLFibCTYVQxakKQ7g"}
{"text": "1、靓仔，来广东你马上就是了！2、老师，来重庆你马上就是了！", "question": "有哪些看起来很厉害，实际不难获得的头衔？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "厕所排队等候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6441823"}
{"text": "这个罐子可以收集你的梦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZgEl3iaDzaDJ3PjlNwNwkWapQjfFWk7wrMX8ib4veVklH4e7NaB3apkDA"}
{"text": "咱可说好了，不管分到哪个班，上厕所可得喊我一块儿哈！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1mexfj20g70e5dka"}
{"text": "这个男人将来会秃顶。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "Traffic light system 1910 年发明，automobile 1886 年发明。这个期间的司机都没等过红绿灯。", "question": "有没有一种概率世界上有那么一个司机从来没有等过红灯?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火箭队竟然用美人计这种谁会上钩啊？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6visoaeibj20mb0mbgoe"}
{"text": "狗仔会被根治。", "question": "如果狗仔今后不再去偷拍一些明星，转而去偷拍一些官员，那么官员贪污的问题会不会被根治封杀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要当海贼！", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "赶到的时候，巧克力已经不见了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7293183"}
{"text": "加盐少许", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8NXnFIqQJlQDa8O3fIF6EKhibHkvCa3XWtYD9fvAP1XPVO6JOqb1JkGBw"}
{"text": "你们那的和路雪卖的好吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "算了，还是不说了。", "question": "你最怕听到别人对你说哪句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "匡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suonA7IsSDibjNQg1pofSNgb9Ec3DyqlZjSO04t3xjcTNNqfAs6ab68R0Q"}
{"text": "咖啡不小心洒在重要的文件上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8ia3bSHKicdGIdzprD29l8UmlnNPibcicUCCzWu1Xsaic5qnF94JrcicVjVmbQ"}
{"text": "我期待的三文鱼刺身被生奶油覆盖了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1133415"}
{"text": "医生：只脱上衣就可以了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHSbyiacNnpPGz76Nx0DyCe8eH9syKJl9S55zyseuTtRQoV9IuIcyPfN1Q"}
{"text": "傻站着干吗！还不来帮忙！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6iolvtgfej20fw0ff0v2"}
{"text": "社会地位高，跟医院门口的黑车司机聊天的时候他知道我是刚下班，多跟我要了五块钱。平时都是二十五的，今天跟我要了三十。你们一个月好几万还在乎这几块钱。也是，这五六块钱在我眼里还真不算钱，这特么是命，是命你懂吗。", "question": "在中国做医生有多好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我用当时的名字在信封上写了离婚的对方的名字。", "question": "在写年贺状的时候发现的重大问题是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5655360"}
{"text": "这就成了老头子也是罪犯同伙了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7273102"}
{"text": "如果被迫和非正常的女人结婚，那可真是场灾难。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6756677"}
{"text": "教练，你的隐形眼镜我找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6ElXfSrgPPbRJsGuEPhO0ic4hkxMjzYZKEibFb3NUI7hjLN17Tol9lM70NQ"}
{"text": "千万不要变成一个喷子", "question": "作为过来人你想对大一新生说些什么忠告？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男朋友亲手编织了一件毛衣。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6818854"}
{"text": "亲？--> 亲爱的？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6399551"}
{"text": "我跟你说 日神居然出了重复的题目诶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHT2jC7hibfFr9KM1evs15Z0Uq8CL9k9sic7o5j4Em0ZRdR5ibDhFia5ux5A"}
{"text": "装逼的汽车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoZxdq2qQhibnpdI3YyMiag7g631QXe7dhvKgo7tYZ4q1fkN57mkujOKDA"}
{"text": "是关于克林的事情吗？变得很热闹了啊！", "question": "给严肃的台词加个aa就毁了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3790829"}
{"text": "折翼的天使", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "它摔倒了，我把它扶了起来。", "question": null, "star": 304, "type": "I2T", "image": "6523858"}
{"text": "我是一名六年级的学生。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "无论过了多久，鹳鸟还是没来，只能听到妈妈的叫声。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5918695"}
{"text": "你觉得这台桌子怎么样？它很长，一直延伸到那边。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3836789"}
{"text": "把我床摇来摇去不让我睡的家伙终于走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNqu8Pw0I6IQag99ZApbddAAUgr6t3McLCg5sJcrInB8Yvo3SvIORsEg"}
{"text": "hello酷狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK62nQqpdugsOOUgO9QozDE14Ublsaw3uoHxOzCh3mVcQIRjPz1OcciaNg"}
{"text": "情绪逐渐稳定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOPhpFoorGkKDf7Nkuk4WSuslvkMzO9BGiaCQI5xicicGCQ6PlH7dtT75ZnFzIhWe22xNaykltTve0A"}
{"text": "往后面走，后面有座儿。", "question": "你听到过的，表面看起来乐观向上，背后却无比悲凉的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "纳尼？主人与爱汪人士婚了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f90ks1h9cuj20fi0fbmxv"}
{"text": "后天绝大部分情况下是妈妈做的菜太难吃我不挑食，小时候经常被亲戚表扬，责怪自己孩子不爱吃饭，后来有时候去做客，尝了长辈做的菜，我感慨在他们家做小孩真糟糕换我我也挑食", "question": "挑食是先天还是后天造成的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "每当天使与恶魔在内心挣扎时总是败给这家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdy4nb3ua4j30ci0el41x"}
{"text": "本人挂鸡中，勿扰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNickhXCEIrIjJrzVRB3JbLFNK1VTfqJ80zRh19VIN81t52SU69zbTssw"}
{"text": "如何通过医学手段判断她是不是处女？一小撮男性的处女情结相信大家都很熟悉，但是如何分辨女朋友是不是处女，作为临床医生，下面就让我带大家一起了解吧。　　 在彼问 上古天煞论中， 岐伯曰：上古之处，其知道者，法于阴阳，和于术数，食饮有节，起居有常，不妄作劳，故能形与神俱，而尽终其天年，度出处乃去。处和阴阳，大家都容易理解，判断的方法很简单，就是在午夜最深的卯时，观察她有没有呼吸，有呼吸的，一般都是处女，大家可能会很惊讶非处晚上怎么会不呼吸呢？但事实就是这样，子杨也感到非常惊讶。　 这就是关于如何判断女朋友是不是处女的办法了，大家有什么想法呢，欢迎在评论区告诉子杨一起讨论哦！", "question": "请问如何得知女生婚前同居过，最好可以通过医学手段，谢谢?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "醒了之后没人给我戴眼镜，高度近视 + 脑子昏昏沉沉。“谁啊送了棵大树，还挺绿”！树转过来骂我：“我是你姐”！", "question": "你们麻醉后说过什么蠢话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我交不交税啊？哈哈，真是个有趣的笑话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4274705"}
{"text": "屁股翘得最高的一等奖。", "question": "冷静下来思考，歌词很恐怖。", "star": 124, "type": "T2T", "image": "7210408"}
{"text": "已经到了懒惰的地步了。", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "卷发无论是假发还是自己去烫都很贵的，为我们剧组着想一下行吗。", "question": "为什么电影里女鬼的头发都是黑长直？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么不下手杀了他啊！", "question": null, "star": 3212, "type": "I2T", "image": "1322499"}
{"text": "嗝~美人儿身材真苗条", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "怎么样？是不是很感动的声音？", "question": "你在教室里放屁了，那时的借口是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7385949"}
{"text": "毛豆之神降临了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfia1zET9bJK60jmaTB1tKlWZXFwgMrmBH02gWVwR4QvTibfT7fkvxwM1eSicLNEmHdIrZSBnHQEH9ibjw"}
{"text": "杨过没有右手却有一个美若天仙的龙女老婆，后来得神雕灵药长出了右手，然后他再也不需要这个姑姑了。", "question": "名著倒写会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可以不必为了省钱浪费时间。", "question": "出身富贵人家到底有什么地方值得人向往？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这节课我们看部电影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3nCWaktEXqCSjBarP1ISOJq7SXXwob6vowCS2gtQRiaQJFxXdz4YBzMA"}
{"text": "鲁迅先生养的猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "红石的灯塔", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5219203"}
{"text": "关于冬天竹席不用可以拿来当窗帘的发布会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXWnNlVBBZwicc6lKTlEIoxamicicDzPOcFT0HRgvEbhPziaU2EUCXY558Uw"}
{"text": "两人都在等对方开伞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbMuXtY6HaM6D4EK4Zo5qWaC3ylAynZN0uwDJaSMN9rlm1hPaq9MxIrw"}
{"text": "大家好！是我！本田有很多好车，未来很光明呢！我却被一辆破车带上了不归路！那就这样吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6623010"}
{"text": "嘿！你！去沙龙晒太阳太过分了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3956674"}
{"text": "吃饭的时候田中呕吐了，我曾经喜欢的一个孩子从鼻子也吐了出来，我也吐了。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "中吐槽出门告诉男朋友我已经到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXvGtSQTOGWjibZIvLrgpVkVGicP6PXibMibWiaXiaP494eCJO8gSibLwsiaWKAw"}
{"text": "“忘记台词了”“我也是”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCchAgoeaOfnF4zHUAGUZhGKoHthDXS1zdrEibP0MBPlNTV7F55SmnKdQ3lzXXrxiaENOicgicMFRcgiaQ"}
{"text": "这就是你要的韭菜盒子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicRmic7lKGpBOCbRv0ezMdO84OjerYCxtumG0TR2SgQduibOibYawzHVpNg"}
{"text": "被UFO带走了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4400953"}
{"text": "一顿乱按之后突然放出了一个大招", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmpe9cowgfj30ci0eln3t"}
{"text": "韩信体验馆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRa49X2whOw61XMQR6lUHmzW0PjEFZy6UfavbXGzdZkFibozMFuuib4ztQ"}
{"text": "辩方律师指着法官问，我当初上课的时候是怎么教你哒？ (o;TωT)o ", "question": "在庭审中有哪些搞笑、离奇的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "柯南和灰原哀是阿笠博士的黑幕说呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4763956"}
{"text": "不，真正的程序员从来不知道社会问题是什么东西。", "question": "为什么程序员对待社会问题的观点大都比较激进？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "修卡的拔车钥匙攻击方法虽土却有奇效", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwzpf9s53lj30ci0eln18"}
{"text": "给！快玩吧！趁胖虎的人设还没定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqp49d22sfj30ci0eljy5"}
{"text": "我在肥皂泡里破灭了？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5851033"}
{"text": "大火。", "question": null, "star": 914, "type": "I2T", "image": "1303047"}
{"text": "那个…他说你不给他买新玩具的话就真的离家出走了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "dwaNrta七龙珠第43卷我看完了，该谁看了？给我第44卷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZku9PDH9icGXd2oLibwA0y9y7Blzy3rxutp0fNbARRx3M8fsx5awquxK4A"}
{"text": "替去厕所的5个朋友排队", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecgo828rtvj20ag09d3z3"}
{"text": "在特定的演艺公司没有考虑过的事情。", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "眼镜模糊了，看不清楚。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146523"}
{"text": "你可别小看我啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4589833"}
{"text": "这个世界上没了鸡毛掸子，你妈抽你总不能用牛皮鞭吧。", "question": "鸡除了被吃还有其他存在的意义吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上班打卡，下班查酒驾。", "question": "茅台酒厂如何防止员工上班时偷喝茅台酒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "着！火！了!", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9modmfbt3j20ft0e0wez"}
{"text": "宁夏大学:“一群二本，和三本生不识四书五经六艺，最终考七八九分，十分合理。”考生:“十睡九起，学了八月七天六时五分四秒，仅考了三点二分，一个没过。”宁夏大学：“学校里，卷不查，分不改，小小考生可笑可笑。”考生：“知网上，刊有名，期有号，叫声教授提防提防。”宁夏大学：“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈”考生：“呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵”宁夏大学：“十口心思，思分思材思调剂。”考生：“一日木查，查分查卷查尼玛。”宁夏大学：“我上等学府，显现一身虎胆。”考生：“你下压考分，还没进世一流。”宁夏大学：“汝生二本都拦住。”考生：“汝校配招九八五？”宁夏大学：“清北调剂入我宿。”考生：“明年考生全都无！”", "question": "如何看待宁夏大学2020人文学院中国文学（811）考研成绩大部分是四五十分？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "借来的腿到期了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxner5gNjloDrujM96C8LREG5ELQebIm5algZm75suRtuRJAXAFAuBDDYhw"}
{"text": "吹唢呐可不能用嘴吸着擦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6652386"}
{"text": "竹笋党和香菇党的斗争", "question": "我不喜欢成为第三次世界大战的导火索。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6936952"}
{"text": "实习的时候在手术室待过，忘了是一台小儿疝气还是鞘膜积液还是隐睾，总之外科主任下刀后把睾丸轻轻拉出来时对我说：「小姑娘你看，这就是扯蛋！」", "question": "外科医生为什么很喜欢讲黄段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到处撒尿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "漂流到无人岛的第十天，发现了可以建造小木屋材料的两人十分开心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luylP7D69bEeSGfxibOCso5e0vK4Hq38Xza2YFGEXswrw7kh49bBjoQib6g"}
{"text": "长刀归介错人", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "你听见巴西人说话了吗？", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "234746"}
{"text": "感觉是《饣几饣我游又戈：口朝笑鸟》。", "question": "如何评价电影《饥饿游戏 3：嘲笑鸟（上）》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "4岁的我不想去幼儿园", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "老婆：你知道今天是什么日子吧？", "question": null, "star": 458, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpo6ax5m7rj60u00xdjwb02"}
{"text": "请你们让一下，我要拍航母", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KIDrDd0T4Bdiah9Mx99C7sj8HZu1BibPJwelEosKz6icvfbtSDtEhBian0w"}
{"text": "跟一只猫过不去……猫其实也不希望长成他的前女友啊！", "question": "男友养了一只猫，长得很像前女友，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宝玉和宝钗正在要红毡毹上拜倒，忽听得大门外一人娇声喝道：「且慢！」青影一闪，一个青衣少女笑吟吟的站在庭中，却是黛玉。……黛玉向贾母道：「老太太，人家要对我动手，你帮不帮我？」贾母眉头一皱，说道：「林丫头，世上不如意事十居八九，既已如此，也是勉强不来了。」黛玉道：「我偏要勉强。」", "question": "如果《红楼梦》中各位练就了武功会是怎样的景象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还记得八戒临死前三天说的话么", "question": null, "star": 753, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "你愿意跟我一起修行吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313085"}
{"text": "等下，我掏一下船袜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5bLibtQB3dwZelmOeUUMuBKnu6M8cQEkOwXqGOYG1eeNwRIqlaM23K4A"}
{"text": "我在他旁边喝了很多啤酒，一直摇摇晃晃的靠着他肩膀，夸他眼睛好看。三个小时之后，他终于问：\"我。。。能亲你么？如果不愿意我不亲啊。\"", "question": "你经历过的最不解风情的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "心的力量。", "question": "丑男如何胜过帅哥的地方？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1821590"}
{"text": "刚出新手村遇到一排三季稻", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "小鲤鱼欧尼酱怎么不追我了呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232314"}
{"text": "领空设定复杂了，和邻国大吵一架。", "question": "如果收录天空之城的真人版会发生什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3220676"}
{"text": "说明题主你对人家有意思。", "question": "妹子还书的时候夹了一张面巾纸，说明什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "改回去之后，孙悟空不是人间蒸发，而是会魂游地府……阎王改生死簿，相当于召唤孙悟空来揍他……阎王不傻吧……", "question": "孙悟空改了生死簿，阎王为什么不改回去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有人在你摆姿势的时候会说“监督～！！！”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "131285"}
{"text": "闭上眼睛，就能看到亿万颗星星。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "143045"}
{"text": "斑马线礼让", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "这动物园也不咋样嘛", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "哇，好吃吗？太好了！（我得赶紧喝我的卡布奇诺酸奶了）", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3398230"}
{"text": "还是看方法。我听狗叫听了几十年了，到现在狗语能力也没半点提高。", "question": "英语听力反复听坚持下去真的能提高吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "避开了所有的事情。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865661"}
{"text": "在约会应用上约好的人一直没来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6424211"}
{"text": "在家干！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283481"}
{"text": "在我孜孜不倦的趁我家墙缝子打哈欠的时候把手指头伸进她嘴里两个月后，终于有一天，我打哈欠的时候她把手伸进了我的嘴里，并且从那以后，她早上叫我起床的方式从踩脸变成了掏嘴。", "question": "在猫打哈欠的时候把手指伸到猫嘴里会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遥控器在我手里，啦啦啦", "question": null, "star": 187, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "喏，你的棒棒糖，下回能不能要个小一点的", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "还好醒了，刚才梦到自己变成猫了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gf6u230fxtj210k15i7b4"}
{"text": "亮瞎周围人的眼。", "question": "烟龄30年，忽然一根不抽地戒烟会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呜啊！我的影子动起来啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw1gb5Jc0yLuOf0P8OsWqse5faNC8BaicYEiaAqvKpRQ2F9gPgICebKUoYMvLNZsF7Ua8CpnAx3vJw"}
{"text": "张无忌：导演，她忘记脱上衣了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb36nFZu9adjPR9kzHt4Ga023NGbSE0MOQicgYlmicsAJ0YdI0KfXkGpSag"}
{"text": "高桥英树年纪大了。", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "因为没有档期所以只能用名字代替头像", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNDPITibWiblqJm9ym4HMNNyJibLrycteOlJn6GrYPRy5HmIRSpZsPmCH2A"}
{"text": "我翻译一下是：请安静地、低调地、不要挡道地死在角落里。办理财产移交手续后，不必再见面。", "question": "人民银行、银保监会约谈恒大集团，有哪些值得关注的信息？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "释放住在表里的园子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "事情似乎变得有趣起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQMpTsz9fxoJMEeVMVf5MJMabSvD8jH3jz1voJh5xYXuXVTzhbDxolgA"}
{"text": "无视这些家伙的话，和我一起玩吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6135435"}
{"text": "看不懂还没翻译美剧的一群人", "question": null, "star": 463, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "今年夏天吃冰淇淋后再喝糖水很流行，有草莓口味和甜椒口味。", "question": null, "star": 94, "type": "I2T", "image": "2980971"}
{"text": "好..好吧，投票表决的结果这次春游就去厕所", "question": null, "star": 600, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbxg3f70wyj61401hcthk02"}
{"text": "宝藏的变现方法和欺骗手段。", "question": "兆太郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6521519"}
{"text": "那瓶子我还练喝水用呢，你别捡走卖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLU03SvlYicELYEcEDlqmgx3oeSE97gj7sB0s7icsc6bVTtV6qI3vicBovQ"}
{"text": "岂止是阴暗，简直是令人发指....一个朋友告诉我的一个事，一个男的，女友怀孕了，打胎花了 1 千元，他找女友拿钱，跟女友说花了 1 千 5 百元，还赚了女友 500 元！！！", "question": "你见过的最阴暗的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我都说了没养猫嘛！房东！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7ficugejnj30ci0elgqe"}
{"text": "妈妈的照片时不时地被隐藏着。", "question": "制作一个在秘密基地让人兴奋不已的机关。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5408047"}
{"text": "夜明蛛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNewVFB5aJS5j6l5ccmfDMoZFWvk1aSjFNPmWjFWRlftJ12aPsJUD1Rw"}
{"text": "电视上，广播里，无论什么，反正就是想找到还没起床的人。", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "大家可以平安回未来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5tauhy2ffj30ci0eljvd"}
{"text": "喂，你不是放了漂白剂吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5970760"}
{"text": "明明埋得很深啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLUNfCQ5VpITiaTBicSlMKwlK1MpWl6Nt3IjJLLfibxMY3o8uY8Fc24bialA"}
{"text": "你觉得你爸爸的幽默感怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 3639, "type": "I2T", "image": "1217291"}
{"text": "肌肉男", "question": "给宠物瓶饮料的名字加上或改一个字，让它变得更有趣吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7297978"}
{"text": "下一个转学目的地已经确定了。", "question": "要是这样的转学生就别来了。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3660974"}
{"text": "跟我做，下一步，扩胸运动", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "“谁给我的猫画了条黑线？”", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "用女朋友手机打了个电话，挂掉电话猛然发现，通话记录里特么有一个英文名的来电记录，一眼望去，还联系频繁。一边翻她通话记录，一边质问这谁呀？！打开详情，各位失望了，我没绿，这个署名「Pastoral Do」的，是我。第一个单词不认识，随即搜索了单词 pastoral，翻译过来就是「有关田园的生活，田园诗」。do 的意思应该是做，开始，和 go 差不多吧。这大概意思不就是和我在一起就是「去享受田园一般的生活」？深情，清新不就如此么？哈哈哈在她脑门上一个吻接一个吻。突如其来的吻令她一脸懵逼，那样子我记忆犹新。直到半个月之后她告诉我：「联系人姓名限制了字数，少显示了一个 g」。「pastoral dog」？？？中华田园犬。", "question": "你听过的最可爱的情话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可他却没有转评赞", "question": null, "star": 310, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtuckmcgg8j60yn1a77bm02"}
{"text": "上大学的时候，有一次打印课程设计，要打印两份，打出来一摞是「1122334455……」排序的，于是我就在店门口左一张右一张的开始分成两摞。然后打印店老板过来看了一眼，一脸鄙视地从我手里接过一摞打印稿，左边两张，右边两张的分了起来。这样「1,12,23,34,45……」一次两张也能分成有序的两摞，这是在生活中第一次让我感觉到算法好厉害。原回答评论区 @陈小宝小小蘇：如果你打印两次一份，不是更省时间，都不用分。", "question": "有哪些令人拍案叫绝的算法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "庭子里，松崎显得很疲惫。", "question": "在昔日的故事中，请让松崎しげる登场，给人一种奇怪的感觉。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5690048"}
{"text": "糟糕，网上浏览记录忘了清除", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5Bn2IjEN1cdwbbAQqic6fxU9ICznwlG9pyr0tuo2tckJpxaJxibRTMpdXw"}
{"text": "「度假太爽了~出木杉也摆脱了~『小夫啊……跟你说个坏消息出木杉今早逃走了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvva0bwjvfj30ci0el42d"}
{"text": "按照网上的教程做了透明小抄，仔细的贴在了可乐瓶上。结果一进考场老师就问我：「你这可乐瓶上有答案吧？」「啊，老师这你都能看出来？」「废话，谁他妈没事带一瓶2.5升的可乐来考试！」", "question": "有哪些好玩的神转折段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给自己的哥哥拉票哦", "question": null, "star": 121, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "爸爸，地球在哪里啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1358503"}
{"text": "【检讨】part100 的中文常用表达可以是 第100部分的检查和反思 或者 part100的审查与思考。", "question": "岸田首相可能会推行这样的政策。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6887563"}
{"text": "既然值夜班可以拿到夜班费，为什么还有那么多医生不喜欢值夜班？", "question": "既然运动可以产生多巴胺，为什么还有那么多人不喜欢运动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从厕所回来后，总觉得嘴里有异味。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3313522"}
{"text": "三分钟过后：小兄弟，我命令你站起来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUgALjvt5hDgIKF28BqzRDypa6tc8JOgdTXQhGjica5zZhoJ7iagnu5fsw"}
{"text": "板蓝根", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "那你扪心自问，如果把她们的男朋友给你，你要么？", "question": "为什么身边有些条件不如我的都有男朋友了，可我还没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "直线电机", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "3450910"}
{"text": "一张图介绍我的人生成就", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibvdtTK097k4eh0bZQbt5xpzdtqN09zwpOO7WsXEsaxuDg8ibPGbyPicbg"}
{"text": "辛苦了，我们都知道你编不下去了……", "question": "如何评价《火影忍者》的大结局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候写作业老师站我旁边的时候我的作业一定很工整 ", "question": "为什么以前看黑白电视机用手扶着天线画面就变清晰了?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在换灯泡的时候被移开了椅子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlPm6msjpEcFbIJKZj72SwwBwb0BgVmxT1ZuicGaf5icQAFShwpibc8QLN4g"}
{"text": "喂！还要走多远才能看到女澡堂啊！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3p0u6br3nj30ci0eln0w"}
{"text": "我的父母都是离异过的。", "question": "后来才知道的惊人的事实。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4536341"}
{"text": "看到网络就想一下子飞起来。", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "结果太棒了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5111490"}
{"text": "速度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Se05R8gBic1e6t1VnNUXZlaWLLfUCT9icUibDt1Ww5ibib53qBSwUXaATJxKCTH1uMhTLFDWibynkVgZqw"}
{"text": "工业高校合唱比赛女生独唱部分", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6077658"}
{"text": "这句日文话的中文意思是：“你怎么能秃顶呢！”", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "不能洗，洗了吸水又变成葡萄了。评论区 @飞鱼桑：叫「葡萄湿」么？", "question": "吃葡萄干用洗吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "太厉害了！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367970"}
{"text": "飞牛直下三千尺", "question": null, "star": 372, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "追求", "question": null, "star": 930, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "太冷了，再穿一件上衣吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBbFmvbf08O7HHyiaB3W8sJVS5HrlaicjlMUUdFfia0Mz78RaIia8eTE33E5PqH2gjdz15ia0qAf66Jbzw"}
{"text": "年薪百万，在家不洗碗，我照样休了她。好了，我先去洗碗了。", "question": "年薪百万的女士对自己的丈夫有什么要求？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一万次挫折，也会变得很好。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1287468"}
{"text": "不，你不能开高速。", "question": "高速行车不能开内循环这是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，竟然把这么多石油漏了。", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "7121455"}
{"text": "昨天走过的斑马线。", "question": null, "star": 2962, "type": "I2T", "image": "5691984"}
{"text": "焚烧布袋。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1790312"}
{"text": "我准备好啦！可以放恐怖片了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1HbVaGAqWnvUZbLAjGpQMOoJtdzTjrpdzk3T0dp4YJRlzfPU9tOChKQ"}
{"text": "为什么大气层外面会出现云朵？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2684531"}
{"text": "喂！查寝老师走了！接着打呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gon19tgmqyj611u17hn7b02"}
{"text": "为了追求合唱队的李特地搬到她隔壁没想到老王头就直接搬进她家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPtRnF0ic6qicftCG2UBHXw7Q1gibY3pJUQjm276K48qNYVwVqvpRFiaxCFg"}
{"text": "是不是装哇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7pCSgEdc8MKHvyib6FtJ5CuspdgKRO5ibKM95CO39icDURvLzVxwhNaxXQ"}
{"text": "你在我车上贴了什么！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnicjpzb8oj30ci0elafj"}
{"text": "当年小学同班一女生半身跨过栏杆去摸金鱼玩，然后被一调皮鬼给轻轻推了下去，虽然鱼塘水很浅，那女同学还是吃惊地在水里拼命挣扎把水花拍打愣是半米多高，周围一群小学生围观都不知道咋办。我就立马去校门口拿了根超长的竹竿伸到水里，然后她就如同见到救命稻草一样抓住不放，我们就集体把她拉了上来。然后我们班获得先进集体，我的名字全校通报表扬，那滋味爽得一比。", "question": "你在学校里做了什么事全校皆知？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说过。跟「在家不行善，出门大雨灌」一块儿说的。", "question": "爱因斯坦说过「桌面不整洁的人一定很聪明」这句话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快递送来了短信。点一下。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353339"}
{"text": "扔硬币！", "question": "相扑比赛在雪中进行，只有术语和人声。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5810279"}
{"text": "化妆来不及了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230178"}
{"text": "抽烟第四天的田中看来像我。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3877376"}
{"text": "Hello Jack, my name is Jackson.", "question": "在飞机上遇到了马云该怎么聊天？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "父母捕食归来时的幼鸟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h90429k6g9j30ci0eljsm"}
{"text": "谢谢你帮我搬梯子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20Bd9tjjCOY6cuzwWEb73D3jZeUdPAqEB2wKSibLdMYvrQ1Lr4vjAr7IA"}
{"text": "为了避免拜金男丢出新面孔，他们想出了对策，决定从水里偷袭他，但现在已经全身湿透了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3824331"}
{"text": "那边的妈妈真好呀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6868164"}
{"text": "男生高中生的日常生活", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6788470"}
{"text": "你家长不尊重你隐私怎么办？很简单，你就天天大半夜，突然进主卧，背着手进去，环视一圈，翻翻床头柜：「看看你们有没有准备要二胎。」看到杜蕾斯，点点头：「挺好！挺好！」然后出去。出去前补一句：「想生二胎跟我说，咱们都是朋友式亲子关系，我很开明。」他们骂你，你就说：「我是你孩子！你们身上掉下来的肉！你跟你孩子讲隐私？」反复数次，有奇效。（反正挨打的不是我 ​​​", "question": "妈妈总是不敲门就推开我的房间门，很烦。怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人家敲诈你一万块赎你儿子你会冒着被撕票的危险报警吗", "question": "为什么当年李嘉诚的儿子被世纪大盗张子强绑架李嘉诚没有选择报案呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他性格内向，声音小，所以总坐在前面。", "question": "请告诉我教室走廊最前面坐着的人有哪些习惯。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3647844"}
{"text": "你再叫我王力宏试试", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkrvrSCnOSHr6zxkQ8YnOmWRFiajyZMXbZgV3vzxnUy7LvbbibsibDoqovQ"}
{"text": "从我爸那里学来的。你把语气放得严肃点，问她 / 他，「你告诉我，你是从哪里获取的我的电话号码和基本情况的（这些个人隐私问题是谁泄露的，我现在很生气）？」我记得我上次这么说，对方非常忐忑地回，「我不知道，我就是个打工的。」然后自己挂了。", "question": "如何用一句话堵死电话销售？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么我们开始手术吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgPws3fo6OcM1k2EExAs9KM91DAQZRdQ0kk1PfEHzvFgDMfpEqOY2Vh36H5GarPkvbvuoRFTepVoQ"}
{"text": "这里不是我的坟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEyESqgRR3tzG3iahZgYTVHFwaFofxQkoadhLdqERvWJu1G2dTreRuYlTg"}
{"text": "喂喂喂，完全没有要袭击你的意思啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6663630"}
{"text": "C、t、r、l我都按到了，但是+号我实在够不着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHS5xibrwoMZWOBFhY2nSZHXJ66ib7LibthWEFwFib9n84FibUTWkNf73xc5g"}
{"text": "太重了正常太瘦了奶奶说太瘦了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8TA1M7tCeR7PSQiaHjkicWexzwmIShcmDhNIwAneNjg0ibXhiaAiaP5cpv2Q"}
{"text": "鸡汤文通常有一个很大的问题就是爱乱举例子，胡编乱造。我有一个美国的朋友，曾经很吃惊的问我，为什么你们中国人总是喜欢用别人的成功的例子来证明自己文章的正确性？难道失败者的奋斗就没有可取之处么？实际上我根本就没有这个美国朋友.......", "question": "什么是鸡汤文？为什么很多人排斥鸡汤文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我刻的是这样两行字：这园中各样树上的果子你们都可吃唯独这分别善恶树上的果子不可吃然后会看到下面那个 logo：咬掉一口的苹果……", "question": "在 iPad 上刻字，刻什么好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊～黑粉送带刺的玫瑰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSA4b1mUt9qRdFJTpjjFzNnCFqQBIXtXH1yDdZ44L6UCZntJlo3yLibBg"}
{"text": "支持同性恋组成家庭的立法委员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFEWz4XCzSJicWPetWAsd5Cdia9suicWyTnB53icM1Zg6l7snNByntxGqavw"}
{"text": "赫鲁晓夫cos服", "question": null, "star": 73, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gosqkkuecej60lq0pmac602"}
{"text": "猪带绦虫感染了狗，就变成了狗带绦虫。", "question": "你知道什么学术性较强的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibq4AH21zDClQcviaVjlQPWqEyKPSv3kMoibUlCrKibEQVTYRV36q3CK60g"}
{"text": "数学老师在讲课，手机就放讲台上。讲着讲着 Siri 突然来了一句。“我没有听懂你在说什么。”", "question": "Siri有什么令人毛骨悚然的问题回答？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这么突然说我也无可奈何，我明年之前再考虑吧！", "question": "今天是我的生日，说句话吧（说什么都行，没关系）。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1269812"}
{"text": "真是的叔叔冲得还真快南", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbHhL5bbnIu8S2yReE4LibIpFzgYU73TH46SsYAOugJt0kfNm6gu13owqkkKBDpRoMOOoopFpk8AA"}
{"text": "机长在起飞的时候说了一个笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuW75vUtWsRLX5ibVQicjLTMG8pLqnMdTN8psJU6hcCqFtXQQOvFfDsHuw"}
{"text": "“这个游戏，手机可以玩吗？” 评论区@谷八幡 ：感觉现在的游戏都丧失初心了，光想着挣钱，以前游戏都随便下不要钱的@闪电旋风批：在哪儿下载啊？@从不毒舌可达鸭：不不不，最低下是「在哪下盗版啊」@Ichinose Shiki：不不不，是「我是老粉丝了，以前明明都不要钱的」", "question": "如何用一句话，到达自己所在圈子的鄙视链的最底端？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三胞胎兄弟排队亲嘴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ey7qsk3qp1j209709cgn8"}
{"text": "戒烟第三天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcP1RrHibRMB5aTn3iaCC3etbvojDkcA2DA40heY7KbpSNggzme6GGZeHA"}
{"text": "偷情大法第103:躲在树后接吻会被认为是一只熊。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "一分钱一分货！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2486083"}
{"text": "大熊的鱼子酱不是不能说成是鳕鱼子吗？跟小玉说了她应该会明白吧，爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7032511"}
{"text": "防痴呆", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "刚才那个吻……是……是真心的对么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1e9knwphkr0j20bc0aqwf8"}
{"text": "长相是把妹的核武器——出手放翻一片。钞票是把妹的加特林——打的越多，收获越大。吉他是把妹的汉阳造——老biu不中，易炸膛。看来你装备很落伍啊…╮(╯_╰)╭", "question": "吉他到底是不是把妹的冲锋枪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我玩穴开拳游戏玩得太过火了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6583866"}
{"text": "这张嘴可真能说。", "question": "她忍不住放了个屁，现在尴尬地沉默着，给她一句贴心的话吧。", "star": 417, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365498"}
{"text": "这个年纪的猫就是神经病。。。有时候还会来找你挑衅打架，你也趴地上横着走它就害怕了。", "question": "三个月小猫为什么会突然弓着腰横着走？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欸？化装舞会是昨天？不是……我当然知道啊……我还有点事，先挂了哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq6mru52zkj30ci0el459"}
{"text": "反正我一直没搞明白，我电动车被偷了监控也是这么清楚愣是抓不到小偷，这穿个睡衣都能识别到身份住址。", "question": "宿州曝光七位市民穿睡衣出行，你怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "珍珠成熟了吗", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "人类第一次抓拍到了野生大楼剔牙的场景", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHsib2aHDlfyXKXRLUQYEFAOlOb6u5OSARlYhjZjnQoiavfwgqUNXCP0Uw"}
{"text": "看黑板的时候前桌以为我在看她", "question": null, "star": 161, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "老婆在睡前居然拿出作业打卡记录说这个月还差两次", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQhXnibBXbwrBo4uXohYmASVJmV4icic24bgSDFKtW6P1Y5DF3YBzK0ntfw"}
{"text": "我都生娃了，我妈还会在我睡觉的时候偷亲我……", "question": "母亲有什么操作让你觉得很奇怪但又很可爱呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快跑！帮我活下去！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6055017"}
{"text": "这种情况不好理解的话请参照广东人“咩啊？”“咩啊？”“咩啊？！”“咩啊？！”“咩啊咩啊！！！”“咩啊咩啊咩啊咩啊咩啊咩啊咩啊！！！”一记老拳。", "question": "猫是怎么看待人类模仿它的声音的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强类型跟踪者出现了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4094454"}
{"text": "狮子灭绝了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFrZia8QmmUGazWKHVicGnP3ia0ZnZsorD0UvOcSFpA7b8sHrVQa08K1lic4icKGjCKRAH0A6A1yrGVHw"}
{"text": "如果你说不要再提摩艾了！，我预测这个题目的主人会评论你根本不知道摩艾的好处！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2234695"}
{"text": "刚把隐形斗蓬掏出来就找不到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPTdIJyW0L7ibY7XPIdG7PVwGRqnY6owkz4wMLMs0am2aTmMZgMEU273w"}
{"text": "外面下着雪，窗户紧闭，室内外温差太大，窗户内部起了一层雾。高中时候的我，上课无聊，擦玻璃上的雾，看看能擦出个什么花儿。一不小心，擦出了班主任一张脸。", "question": "有哪些可怕的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我已经照你说的做了可以把我女儿还回来了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr79gkexikj30ci0eldmj"}
{"text": "论取名我就佩服我妈。我和我姐是双胞胎，上户口的时候，我妈给我姐取名叫「x 好」，然后我叫「x 也好」？？？当然我们长大之后要求改名了。更迷的是，据说我妈给我们取的小名是「双双」，没错，两个人小名都叫「双双」，我妈说这表示我们是一双儿。？？？最后小名「双双」由于现实问题被遗弃了，至今每年过年还有亲戚笑我和我姐都叫「双双」。因为小名不好叫，大名叫起来怪怪的，于是我们家就很一直管姐姐叫「姐姐」，管我叫「妹妹」，没错我的小名竟然是「妹妹」。本来也没什么问题，直到我姐姐生了一对双胞胎闺女……我姐吸取教训，给宝宝们取了好听文艺的大名，因为出生那天小雨，宝宝们的小名分别叫「淅淅」和「沥沥」，我觉得很完美。但是我妈带宝宝时从来不叫她们「淅淅」「沥沥」，只叫她们「姐姐」和「妹妹」，然后大家都被她带跑了。于是我们家叫人都是听口气的，温柔又嗲嗲的「姐姐」是叫宝宝，语气平淡的「姐姐」是叫我姐。再后来我们怕小孩子弄不清，就管宝宝里的姐姐叫「小姐姐」，宝宝里的妹妹叫「小妹妹」了。平时聊天谈起我们家混乱的小名，我姐表示我以后千万不能生对双胞胎女儿了，那估计只能叫「小小姐姐」和「小小妹妹」了。写完感觉脑阔好疼。", "question": "有哪些让你惊艳到的名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "劳动环境", "question": "我觉得病从口入。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5917939"}
{"text": "然后呢？选哪一个？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585235"}
{"text": "用老公的牙刷刷的干干净净", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZs8gxgTHVLKXMq8AJlhZb56UgOcNIhLzXr3WRBEnu3NoeB4HxcXV69Cu6JAK6shNJI26VicGYibnw"}
{"text": "电视是必不可少的吧。", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "大雄，别拿夜壶里的水灭火啊喂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLnYwRXZTres8pOico3HaRR86UHk5iaRwwEL7UDQVP4BHevIN1sFAJfKJg"}
{"text": "你看这个勺子怎么样？看上去很好吃吧？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2551125"}
{"text": "嫌疑人托马斯", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6934712"}
{"text": "出钱给他家装一套宽带，要是他问为什么，就告诉他孩子是你的。大人间的矛盾不能影响孩子学习", "question": "家里新安了wifi,邻居突然发微信来要wifi密码，应该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "地球是蓝的、白的、绿的……还有不少褐色的。", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "与鱼接吻的时候被抓包瞬间", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "我不听我不听”决赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkS7YoiaVWS0eLH3Xpus6nicpOvw5bBFUJlaNW04RHZf9EPicjmu9qM9xmw"}
{"text": "这个电视剧跟三叔小说一样的名字诶！", "question": "怎么评价网播电视剧《盗墓笔记》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "煞！煞！煞！，这写的都是煞！", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "差不多该埋葬了。", "question": "有没有可能解雇本垒打王？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4112872"}
{"text": "这颗灯泡被吉尼斯纪录认定为世界上最大的普通白炽灯泡。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2839235"}
{"text": "扮演长颈鹿的由中忘了穿戏服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC6qh6sdwrBvZmbwIcFWicQJUjSHDkP57jqxic9uZnDJKTFMKiahQrmuUTiaiaprdg8bltvpEcZPic0MlTQ"}
{"text": "哇，这坨屎会动耶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7b8Sicqcu0C2EZhfNxc4cBfBba1JwMiaVp244NzmV17PThVJM9gicWWgqg"}
{"text": "哈哈，爷爷奶奶是两倍的快乐，当我意识到的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6928948"}
{"text": "救命，我不要做肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCE1xQ0BIypnrejfefCSlQO6xeuepmhCaz1mOrFCS6utjGezMiaVdJOEg"}
{"text": "什么？你在上游小便了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "赏菊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fx91tz0n6pj20f80faq3u"}
{"text": "一不小心摸到了自己的乳头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcYG9sicMaNAR1puWOMKhxj350Oh2r9SzotzsAmdX72a4by96KneQTrSg"}
{"text": "你……你们……对……对我下毒……我明白了！要拍剧场版了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h109i799jjj30ci0elaee"}
{"text": "都是别人借给我的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hatou6g17wj30ci0el771"}
{"text": "思考如何使用里程。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3818181"}
{"text": "同样工作时间，当然是出卖体力辛苦。不过要是让农民工全像 IT 民工一样加班，全得死那儿。", "question": "出卖体力辛苦还是出卖脑力辛苦？为什么农民工赚钱比 IT 男少那么多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也烦那种我以前...的说法。", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "说完父亲就出去了，时隔十年才回来如果那两个字没有颤抖，我不会发现我难受", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaT2qG9X2vPpXwpngiaCYSVuZoWAiabGBIJiaXnvTgIY3l57W352ooh82hw"}
{"text": "一直在一起的雪见被一口吃掉了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6540556"}
{"text": "烽火戏诸侯。", "question": "历史上有什么著名的秀恩爱事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女主：疼吗？（心疼表情，用手试探着抚摸男主的伤处——大多是脸）男主：（龇牙咧嘴）哎呀疼！女主：（手赶紧缩回来）对不起对不起对不起——男主：（嘿嘿一笑）没啦，骗你的。女主：（生气状）叫你骗我！（手打男主）男主：（皱眉抽气）哎呀呀呀呀别碰，疼。女主又心疼了。", "question": "有哪些被用滥了却仍有效的经典情节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去丈母娘家提亲，丈母娘开口要十五万。把我吓到了。我说：阿姨（因为没结婚，还是叫阿姨），十五万，是不是有点多啊，能不能少一点啊？你也是当妈的，你也有两个儿子，假如你儿子以后结婚了，人家姑娘也要这么多，你拿得出吗？是吧！丈母娘点头，思考了很久，然后跟我要了三十万。", "question": "丈母娘和老婆说的哪些话最让你无语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“女朋友”质检员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RRnTyK9ib7a3wV6P8FtH8cibtyQ2ff4C0AZULPykicaibaAibmH7icIic8cpCtv8Zw3HoHrxTia6mgsHrC3Q"}
{"text": "蝴蝶在演出中帮忙传粉了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4189374"}
{"text": "神马？我是2P？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrughasttj20fn0e4n25"}
{"text": "一知乎：有一个纹身的女友是什么体验？一许仙：谢邀，【图片】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLDzoSEQ1e7nBocVSlw5NViac32r9cPFXYafSP2uEejdDrnl6vib6fpqQQ"}
{"text": "如果你背叛我，我会睁一只眼闭一只眼的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyZN6QWG0eSNHkoVSmWpCEQzUr8JzxBcDqJ4lD1e5xTNT1iaQiaORyibNOg"}
{"text": "女孩与面包的旅行", "question": "这个备受欢迎的旅游团叫什么名字？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3394776"}
{"text": "可以省电，因为看萤火虫需要关上灯", "question": "如何给孩子解释「萤火虫为什么会发光？把萤火虫带回家，可以省电吗」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蕾，应该是来露营了吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5881272"}
{"text": "我会服从您的任何指示，只是请您给我戴上橡皮手套。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5414415"}
{"text": "呜~ 再下面一点！", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "7053304"}
{"text": "那是克林的那份吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5442785"}
{"text": "打乒乓球不？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gouvwttuutj30ci0elwii"}
{"text": "好厉害的结石啊，皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4IgiatkkVDAzCmdFPLhVbRMDc83NndgkuicrTsQNiafY7l8pCia8fbeyNkw"}
{"text": "我某位老师，科室主任医师。科室门诊一般分为专家门诊（由主任医师或副主任医师出诊）和普通门诊（住院医师或主治医师出诊）。有一次，科里调不出人手，就让那位老师顶了一下午普通门诊。结果被投诉到医务科了，原因：这个医生怎么回事，昨天坐专家诊，今天坐普通诊。医务科回答：你花普通门诊的钱，有专家给你看，你为啥还不满意…… 还有一位老师，副主任医师，人美医术好，可就是长了张娃娃脸，看起来比较年轻。老被投诉，病人说自己挂了专家诊，结果医院拿实习生糊弄 TA。医务科很无语，说：人家不是挂着胸牌嘛，上面写的清清楚楚是副主任医师。有个病人：那牌子还不是你们自己印的，你们串通好了来糊弄朕……老师只好一年四季戴着口罩和眼镜来掩盖自己过于青春的脸，三伏天的时候我好心疼她。", "question": "你经历过哪些奇葩的投诉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "英伟达高能之夜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "都说了有结界了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ftkws9t0k5j20m90m9abs"}
{"text": "歌手不是我的世界线。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7228626"}
{"text": "哎呀！", "question": "铁饼运动员绝对不会说的一句话。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6424727"}
{"text": "马兰开花二十一密码:二五六二五七二八二九三十一", "question": "你见过哪些有意思的 WiFi 名字或 WiFi 密码？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想吃碗面。", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "古坂大魔王的中文常用表达是“古坂大的魔王”。", "question": "请告诉我那些被丢在宝冢边缘的人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6756327"}
{"text": "哇！好像没有空气阻力呢！", "question": null, "star": 208, "type": "I2T", "image": "1390702"}
{"text": "因为P警报响了，我去上厕所。", "question": "你在教室里放屁了，那时的借口是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7385949"}
{"text": "列车启动，一男没站稳朝我倒下来，我顺手扶了一把，他回头道谢，本来是冲着上方的，发现那里并没有他的恩人，顿时有些方，然后眼神下移才看到了一米六的我……", "question": "你们在地铁上遭遇过哪些非常尴尬的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！这孩子长得和迪克的儿子一模一样啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3800088"}
{"text": "趁头发茂密多拍点照片……", "question": "有必要对大学新生说哪些话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢天文，买了天文望远镜-->入坑后才知道天文望远镜主要是用来拍摄而不是观测，双筒望远镜才是观天的-->恶补摄影，买了相机-->为了发挥相机的功用出去旅游，顺便双筒望远镜也用上了-->在爬山过程中发现了很多美景，觉得要是能从天上拍照就好了，开始玩无人机-->为了救掉在树上的无人机买了一套渔具，尝试钓鱼<——我在这里人的命运啊，真是不可预料——", "question": "你有什么奇妙的入坑事迹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坐着的地方有乐高积木。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6914499"}
{"text": "这是他的梦想。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4974396"}
{"text": "我姐姐因为老年痴呆症经常出现在这个问题上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7158292"}
{"text": "当着警察的面偷东西算不算？钱包丢了，去派出所做笔录，结束后警察递我一支笔让我签字，签完后笔麻溜地进了我的兜里，警察目光如炬地盯着我。", "question": "医生或医学生有哪些奇葩的习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "许愿池、喷泉、水缸、河边、泉眼、野湖、景点……", "question": "在中国，哪里的硬币流通率更高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刑事案件，被告人站起来，对着摄像头：啊！千古奇冤，江南一叶！啊～生何欢，死何惧！我 xxx 无罪！", "question": "在庭审中有哪些搞笑、离奇的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你适合更好的，而不是我这种最好的。", "question": "如何优雅地拒绝他人的表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人，撸猫时间到了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1gb21bhej9yj20yi0yp7o1"}
{"text": "人脸识别好麻烦啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6472558"}
{"text": "最近迷上的游戏。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3855807"}
{"text": "我帮朋友问一下，什么鱼嘴巴里面没有刺，做起来方便吃一点？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVycNnRnRJ77hyFQkWFdNgg8GAfYDz0OfUCezMDlgeIO1o6FaP4Z5hyw"}
{"text": "惊为天人的透明度", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284103"}
{"text": "我虽然是第一次来这里，但感觉好熟悉啊...我是不是从这个海来的呢...我就会胡言乱语说这种话，所以想把她送回海边。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2498166"}
{"text": "别敲了！三头犬住隔壁！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "在厦大食堂对面小哥看手机太认真吃了我个蛋，然后反应过来我不是他同学后还了我块鸡。说了句至今难忘的话：「子债父还」。", "question": "你和陌生人吃饭遇到的最有意思的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "收拾收拾出院吧，今年的樱花您的盼不到了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1nf60c89wj20yi1584ga"}
{"text": "菅说：“在射击之前要先说出来再射击！别默默的射击！一定要说！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6066871"}
{"text": "今天在自习课上偶然想到。高中时，我有一颗蛀牙只要一舔就流血，血还特别浓，一天中午，我和我妈坐在桌旁，我就想表演一下给我妈看，于是聚了一嘴血猛然从嘴里吐了出来（脑补电视剧喷血片段），然后我装作虚弱的样子就和我妈说血是从胃里面返上来的，我妈当时就哭了，手足无措，真的那种感觉就是一瞬间我妈好像都痴呆了一样，然后我就解释了，并又表演了下如何吐血……接着我就被我妈暴打了一顿……至于为啥在大学自习上想到，因为我闲着无聊又开始舔那个蛀牙了 hh", "question": "父母哪个举动让你最为感动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人生不是可以托付的。", "question": "男朋友 30 岁了还没有成绩，值得托付一生吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸不行的啦，这样的笑话太逊了。这样不就是在解释题目图片吗？", "question": null, "star": 2347, "type": "I2T", "image": "3514543"}
{"text": "后面的是谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374758"}
{"text": "听到要去势的瞬间拼命证明自己无欲无求", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1cyi3a40dj30ci0eldgr"}
{"text": "点了份0分熟的牛排", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLFA9y9broKhn3Micq6aHtTeuZ2B1Uibiatfw4M1evNNX2Kbia15gZgH563w"}
{"text": "睡觉时把刚背的单词全部吸走的恶魔", "question": null, "star": 619, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpr9u20eruj61111dd45j02"}
{"text": "我给你，你拿走，再还给我，我再拿走，然后是‘通往无限循环的那条路，名片交换宇宙’。", "question": null, "star": 2168, "type": "I2T", "image": "1074110"}
{"text": "分配到阿兹卡班。", "question": "《哈利·波特》中四个学院特征都不具备的人该如何分配？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是的，切！这个场景，哪个地方的哪一个？", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6535344"}
{"text": "「非平氏者，非人也」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzd98i8apjj30ci0eldi1"}
{"text": "定个闹钟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibOib33CPNaI3zWmPyFtImoAoJxxuO4WHGXLS4vNNR4AUqAThMGab45Jg"}
{"text": "把眉毛连起来吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7112393"}
{"text": "我的黄色球鞋怎么找不到了呢早上明明还看见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehjn0uea1hj20as0clt9z"}
{"text": "某年北京车展，我和一朋友拿着相机屁颠屁颠去参观。走到一个概念车旁正准备拍照，旁边的车模把脸转了过来并摆好了性感的 pose，这时我朋友脑残的冒出了一句特别客气的话：「麻烦您让一下……」", "question": "生活中遇到过哪些剧情特别反转的小事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到其他许多答案提到花是性器官，所以美就崩塌的，难道你们没有半夜在浏览器上输入某些神秘代码后，欣赏人类性器官的行为吗，你们已经默认了它的美，只是受到的性教育有所偏颇，提到性就觉得羞耻，从而不愿承认而已。", "question": "哪些美从科学角度解读之后就崩塌了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我认识的每一个小孩，居然都能听懂小黄人说什么。", "question": "小黄人讲的是什么语言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海底捞打入重庆堪比德克士进军美国", "question": "火锅在重庆那么火！为什么没有海底捞什么的来打入市场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烦人", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "自由女神像的照片，自由得甚至能平静地让雷电从空中出现。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3668809"}
{"text": "骑虎男下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw303Iy1VaWHTicPrjVXtfEEzmPMg3uYUwmXcG3Kjiaic6MuEdW44eOuCZBQ"}
{"text": "那些常识，你连爸妈都说不服，还想挑战你祖宗？", "question": "如果把现在的知识和真相带回 1000 年前会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "追上前面的出租车！再快点！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5273521"}
{"text": "晚安，困倦的黑猫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4729111"}
{"text": "如何优雅地吃甘蔗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6VRe19AwzbGHBlubCLwrhTDTRrvINaibvJuqOHtHic0shx8AwTr53UeLQ"}
{"text": "当我的作文引用了好词好句", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbmPnBJPMibW9zgdh2nebtGAyX4b7d1ibS3OZlF27ZDeMe8UxJvvCOIvtw"}
{"text": "屁股着火了。", "question": "这是什么的简称吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964885"}
{"text": "在我国的社会文化中，男人轻易透露情绪是不会被尊重的……", "question": "为什么分手后男人都跟没事似的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给睡懒觉的室友带午饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaG6SsfrkyjBcsicKgUjU8K1X7HmQiamhS8taSl52nPurwZh8dBjUhDBHw"}
{"text": "队友已经开始打boss，我却还差几点经验升级", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5f5ic3UpZzv5OgnvZyWpN9TF5U2ek6xJqBK6T1HaDVABm054icMKPzpsg"}
{"text": "忘记告诉狗狗我把它的骨头拿走了", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "喂，这里破了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5313707"}
{"text": "您想要什么？", "question": "动机是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7158847"}
{"text": "接受地方报纸采访，谈论梦想的新成年人，几乎都是美女或帅哥，只有高学历的人生赢家，看着他们感觉很空虚。", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "孟德尔：干了这盆炒豌豆！童第周：干了这条清蒸文昌鱼！袁隆平：干了这碗蛋炒杂交水稻！巴浦洛夫：...............George Grey：你们聊...我有事先走了...", "question": "孟德尔做实验的时候吃豌豆吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然隔太远看不太清楚但刚才全歼的好像是友军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkvwjefnxdj30ci0el7cd"}
{"text": "我打算悄悄溜走，却弄出了大响声，只好撤退了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6952905"}
{"text": "卢卡斯", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "已经不需要再买东芝的产品了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3468603"}
{"text": "在操作ATM机的时候后面的男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1NHnxRfJxmgRAhzA6NqCWu741IQv9XD1Wy8TxDMiaIE0MEOib20wdtmprvE1RW9oJ2coHd0gpxOGw"}
{"text": "一个幽灵，一个共产主义的幽灵在你的床上徘徊", "question": "半夜被鬼压床，醒来后发现自己在唱国际歌是咋回事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "转移通信！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2978734"}
{"text": "你方便吧，我帮你守着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXyMCjyAOTdEvaXMBTLece2JvWKQn8Fx8zJxj3LBPx2Lwj6vn6RJ2WgA"}
{"text": "小白本来是打算给许仙很多钱的，结果见了本人直接成了迷妹，临时决定以身相许。如果是鲁智深，那他就会变成一个很有钱的大和尚。", "question": "假如白蛇报恩的对象是鲁智深，故事会怎么发展呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家里人要去旅游，老太太没人看，就送到医院来了…真的，想给他们的智商点个赞。", "question": "在你的医护生涯中，见过哪些病人或病人家属疯狂的举动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我帮助了一位倒在路旁的老太太，因此迟到了。「了不起！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379488"}
{"text": "换手机", "question": "如果手机上除了电话短信之类的基本功能外，只允许装 4 个 App，那么你的选择是？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肩带滑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVvL4yU0Aib9icrJUcCy6yYTDYCjCgZzyGYwKkAX82lhLMHMTAibkD5eHOw"}
{"text": "机关晚会，户外露天，独唱颂歌，刚张嘴一口吸进一个飞蛾，接下来的场景，不堪回首……", "question": "你作为歌手 / 乐手在演出时都遇到过什么奇葩状况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么我跑不过一个跳绳的和一个倒立的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LyibtRGANdoXIjsApHIB6TEvzKaQbbgOKKsCibTsZjwYsBuBX36FPb1tw"}
{"text": "“你刚刚超速了”“我在追急支糖浆”那再加一条吸毒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSQAlsA6QA2h3VZyHlXwOjk6aGEAR1EcibF6CicBS4RBWFOcontfaibSoiaQ"}
{"text": "等一个不爱你的人，就像在机场等一艘船。", "question": "你能忍受喜欢的女生对你爱理不理吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "后来成为了宿舍最早睡的那个人。", "question": "每个宿舍最早起来的人后来怎么样了呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你说油条是不是可以叫空气天妇罗", "question": "万物皆可天妇罗，你吃过的最诡异的天妇罗是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "面试官：「你简历上写你心算速度很快，那我问问你，13 乘以 19 等于多少？」我脱口而出：「45！」面试官：「这也差太多了吧？」我：「你就说快不快吧？」面试官：「呵呵，那好吧，我们决定录用你为高管，明天来上班吧。」第二天……我：「说好的高管呢？怎么让我打扫天台？」面试官：「你就说高不高吧？」", "question": "有哪些让人眼前一亮的「老段子翻新」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "USA48", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef87obd1kbj20ak09qab3"}
{"text": "10+4...嗯...假设我有十个计算器..", "question": null, "star": 370, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpdrujuiuzj60u0140jxb02"}
{"text": "蚊疯丧弹", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "老爸、老妈、你哥哥我哪有什么让你丢脸的地方嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr9yc3qrmij30ci0eljzf"}
{"text": "甲壳虫在鼻子上！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3588121"}
{"text": "要忍住！！FBI的警告还没播完呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmIGOhcn2b92GIohBCKV20NPnpK8icSziaYSuLlo6ltb2r9jb94j04APn9tnkDmYl4qzQQ4gKZY2RQ"}
{"text": "一袋一路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibVjmWREo9EeOhS1UzUC2cyftZQKfm9ydQiaP8zvWAltLmBjcmib14YbHw"}
{"text": "从遇到柯南的那一刻起，我就有种不祥的预感。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "148372"}
{"text": "这还挺像那啥的，但是我不敢说", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "“喂，八代君。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4129538"}
{"text": "可疑的人来跳舞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKwNibFI4wemk5L6yN3rfzQGgDl9WBlw6kGrr1rvvc3n6dgIVbHiclxQgg"}
{"text": "被气死的驾校教练", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u38icg75fbvGHhdApZvOcNddDo6ib0ofpXGAup3qjVUciaSDNrv5MjXRmhw"}
{"text": "我看到了大妈和海军。", "question": "大虾和海藻", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6829656"}
{"text": "脑子进水了，吃点干燥剂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8qEhr8AowKcdT2QrzrzZib6eufsKEuGicicibsEiag3uOPyduGl1NjcSaibtQ"}
{"text": "伍迪回答问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954444"}
{"text": "保真，苏轼自己都承认了的。他的两句诗，“竹杖芒鞋轻胜马”和“应似飞鸿踏雪泥”，就是在记载苏炳添的事迹。", "question": "网传苏炳添是苏东坡公第二十九代孙，苏氏宗祠记载信息是否靠谱？如何考证这一说法的真实性？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您家有针吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "11时58分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA6zibGkOqholFAicWL46yjthSUDC0icst3NlOdwfL4YSJdMamnMiaiaV3ITFia2Fg3jB5RbiauXmibThTwSA"}
{"text": "为什么选项里没有玻璃呢！", "question": "酱油党？番茄酱党？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2511055"}
{"text": "小心！哈密瓜来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ef2glcrqppj20ac08wt9q"}
{"text": "博士！你怎么了？脸色都发青了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gte7xni8yvj30ci0eljvg"}
{"text": "dei dei dei", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGPJ6MfQY57gt6SnkXItlfgPPx4qxE72oy5UVDs7ROibE0kstrvG18OdqA"}
{"text": "我在做极限的事情，不让别人看出来我觉得很恶心。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "别急，等下会出来一只老鼠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gR9AZicCE05ZC2pDwR8WtPfQIEaETX3wP5LdicicNLQibW51XHTZgyic36geA"}
{"text": "拼命想出来的名字被媳妇否决了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KPUGHKrtsl1HBoicbI32gmqMN3altUDFctGtFXUgA8DZ2C3o4T4uibY2g"}
{"text": "好大啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6965397"}
{"text": "这句话的中文意思是“在你的心里”。", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "鬼的眼光", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "不该轻信广告上【强狂教练+美女私教】的快速瘦身课程", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VTY0ss8fv6MuOlXribeqcFiaM1iaJL8vbxnLNvGgUichcyud7SH51uw8TNQ"}
{"text": "背后有人叫我喊的是我的网名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f0ne16yl4rj20ad0a73zf"}
{"text": "不好意思，给我递下浴巾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjmbl1yzsjAnNGU8TmZbMz5byaBsoYo7ib28aicD4XA86lyic3dLEQJXQtLw"}
{"text": "掉在箱子后面的一片拼图", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eavxhpgxv3j20by0aoq46"}
{"text": "害？我来！强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "魔人普乌", "question": "把一个知名角色的名字改一下，试着弱化看看。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6792041"}
{"text": "傻了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2626760"}
{"text": "它叫我跟你说刚才对不起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4myeq9pzxj30ci0elt9m"}
{"text": "现在正用救护车送去医院，不能全力灌肠。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6046283"}
{"text": "请进，我家养了狗，别怕不咬人。", "question": null, "star": 156, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "坏狗狗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389052"}
{"text": "对人与世界的感觉错位感到失望。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "班门弄斧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TZ05GjicQVSCodJlQfPwSRvnrYvXlP5QnwX5TNWicFDvozpDGlQ5KfZUw"}
{"text": "YYF", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "七夕那天，朋友圈的某个姐姐发了这个：「刚才在某酒店看到某人跟的不是自己的老公，我不点名是谁，你好自为之。给我转 200 块钱这事就算过去了！今天半夜 12 点之内没看到红包我可能就管不住我嘴了。」天真的我以为是真事儿，还去问她，然后她说，压根没有这回事儿，就是看看有没有心虚的给我真的转账的。然后我问，有吗？已经 2 个人了……好吧……", "question": "你见过哪些发人深省的商业故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上小学，老师叫我回答问题，我当时很害羞就把头伸进桌子里，结果拔不出来了。后来消防队都来了。", "question": "你在学校期间因何事一举成名全校皆知？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于没有被炉，所以我在这里缩成一团。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6999153"}
{"text": "「武功练到至高境界，摘花飞叶即可伤人，不信你看。」他一边说着，一边拈起一片二向箔。", "question": "科幻小说和武侠小说能否结合在一起，写出来会是什么样子的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小山坳", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5116628"}
{"text": "一滴咖啡掉进牛奶里的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eidfao5722j20bk094t9a"}
{"text": "大学语文老师讲的故事，一朋友到她家做客，恰好那天她儿子带女朋友回家。朋友说一句，这孩子跟他爸一样，会挑！一句话把四个人全夸到了。", "question": "你见过的情商最高的行为是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄的味道很不错啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn8279a6ib6PzaS2ftvZapJjUibDJBJ4nkxWugiasdMsFqBaicZDOpoOwgR8A"}
{"text": "越把事情联系起来，就越感觉现实，而且这些记忆不会消失。", "question": "拼图游戏人生：大家都很熟悉的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6694213"}
{"text": "灵车接送时。", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "抱错就抱错吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "哈啊哈//最近没联系所以好痒啊~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3045484"}
{"text": "每年这个季节，雄性无人机都会离开巢穴寻找配偶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHXFvCboTflQS9V8pQOQQSInt74WxcLuZGcnO9dNFVjaAlGU0f2nicKYg"}
{"text": "杨议：「拍电视剧！您懂吗？就电视剧那么些戏，那什么爱情戏什么，您都懂吗您？！」杨少华：「我要不懂，你哪儿来的？」", "question": "在相声表演中，有哪些「这都能翻出来」的包袱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你购物完不发微博不就得了。", "question": "老是被朋友在评论里称为土豪，不想给人留下这种印象，该怎么回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "住手！在走廊上谁也战胜不了那家伙！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go7pes626wj30ci0eljuk"}
{"text": "打开心扉", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "外：为了中外友好发展，熊猫借我几只吧！中：好哒(・ω<)★……你该不会认为借熊猫要走的程序就是这样吧？", "question": "租借给别国的熊猫如果他们逾期不还怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "_______________________", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "对那个总说门牙龅出来了的哥哥，我弟弟正在考虑断绝关系。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1957089"}
{"text": "十八年后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nUkNDLvScxXiabBSlMXEmCPxjSdFDZmYuqZc6WTsSEPYbiaibUV9xwF07g"}
{"text": "在欣赏爱琴海的同时品尝海鲜料理和菠萝汁是极好的体验。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518607"}
{"text": "你真可爱！如果有时间，我们去喝酒吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4505211"}
{"text": "紧张到手柄上全是汗。", "question": "以你的水平踢欧冠决赛，是一种什么样的场面？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为目标越来越接近了，所以布莱克·梅洛斯开始跑步。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7088502"}
{"text": "医生说白细胞少对身体不好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6808936"}
{"text": "溥仪 3 岁登基，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。骆宾王 7 岁写出《咏鹅》，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。莫扎特 8 岁作曲，你的同龄人，正在拋弃你。孙权 9 岁出使荆州，你的同龄人，正在拋弃你。高斯 10 岁发现等差级数求和公式，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。甘罗 12 岁当宰相，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。王俊凯 17 岁身价过亿，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。霍去病 18 岁当将军，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。奶茶妹妹 23 岁身价 500 亿，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。项羽 24 岁率兵起义，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。同道大叔 28 岁套现 1.78 亿，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。扎克伯格 34 岁身价 4000 亿，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。马化腾 47 岁身价 3000 亿，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。比尔盖茨 60 岁身价 5000 亿，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。李嘉诚 90 岁身价 2000 亿，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你。......只要你想贩卖焦虑，就总是能够找到例子。", "question": "如何评价《摩拜创始人套现 15 亿背后，你的同龄人，正在抛弃你》一文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻掉了/愣住了/懵了", "question": "把手机铃声和游戏名字改得很难听，然后看看有什么感觉。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7300468"}
{"text": "旁边平衡重量的的胖子突然跳车了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLG6AwUUhMzkibs6icj2M7xoLic7mgoNlPIt8Jvl3IvtPNguibPibDyyibicISA"}
{"text": "攻击也来不及了！你看到我就是已经中了我的计了！你看到的就是那个！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7019782"}
{"text": "这个是砧板，所以不知道哪一面朝前。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7365876"}
{"text": "我们的店长。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5929404"}
{"text": "我就说我会打太极拳的吧", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "每当有人放弃养宝可梦时，就会有这么多的宝可梦因为多头饲养崩溃而被送进设施里。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4064321"}
{"text": "原来儿子的老师是美国人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEyAToWaKd3TJZQ1xCvdvYH9ty2ibibdAV2nCWegqRSHbib8hqKn1bHEkfQ"}
{"text": "你好，我们是来送披萨的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7038933"}
{"text": "PTA的，这个可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2641685"}
{"text": "已经去打怪兽了吗？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "1403605"}
{"text": "睡觉的男人们被炸鸡吸引了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6810826"}
{"text": "那个人，我抱着电线杆他都没理我，就走了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6977445"}
{"text": "哇！好色啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6479071"}
{"text": "老板布置工作时没听懂，但又不敢再问", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBFGeeXSpOYLEdQcvTyBJV7VSwMSZg9PbCUCRgLibqcY3Y4ia9w87c2ibDA"}
{"text": "中国：赶紧抄我的作业！日本：催什么催？我这不正抄着的嘛！已经抄到 1 月 1 号的了！", "question": "如何看待岩田教授删除钻石公主号的相关视频并道歉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "生产者说：‘嗯？是甜的吧？这次试试看更性感地吃掉它，哈哈哈’", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6974821"}
{"text": "生活如每天拖地都能拾起一大缕头发", "question": "为什么一般是说「生活如一地鸡毛」而不是「生活如一地猫毛」，鸡也很容易掉毛吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在研究室的年终聚会上，唱《大迷惑》的学生们情绪高涨，扔出的遥控器直接击中了助手的头。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "667334"}
{"text": "鹿人甲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNkrhrm4FAYv9eick55AAXmyibOxW0MBS8oQJID1TvhTicNquY5ukcXkvpA"}
{"text": "他应该也喜欢这种类型的频道吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302096"}
{"text": "怎么办！女店员起诉了！有人把我偷瞄的表情发网上去了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs0ja4057cj30ci0elgt2"}
{"text": "贞子说：“我老公老是给邻居家的狗喂食，真让我头疼。”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1836496"}
{"text": "拒绝和公立学校的孩子玩的练习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCn84X1ibVXOyXRgl3FCIM8KfQ3baWPtdcsibCrJ9MMN4eEUqdJLJH281ypiboxjrT353YlowhxnpYzQ"}
{"text": "用手表里的麻醉针把对手麻晕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzWuOibIZBaxpVjaibgQQLWvaxVLtS6Fx9n5r3YZib5OkEX5OTpGhttPaNA"}
{"text": "阑尾长得奇形怪状，一般来说，割阑尾大概就是，顺着结肠，找到盲肠三条结肠带的汇合处，然后把盲肠往上轻轻一掰，阑尾 biu 的一下就出来了。我老师讲述的一个故事割阑尾作为一个简单的手术，当时年轻气盛的老师是不把他放在眼里的。有一天深夜，一位中年男性急冲冲的捂着肚子进入他的办公室，老师一看，典型的阑尾炎症状呀，于是淡定自若的叫上自己的助手，准备给这位病人割阑尾。在手术室内，老师拿着手术刀，打开腹部，找到结肠，找到结肠带，找到结肠带汇合处，自信满满的把盲肠一掰，没有「biu」，没有阑尾。老师当时就惊呀了，为什么没有阑尾？！！老师又重新开始找，顺着结肠，找到结肠带汇合处，还是没有，盲肠末端光秃秃的一片，一连找了好几次，这是已经凌晨了，连麻醉师都问他：你到底会不会做？于是老师体现了一个很好的外科医生品质——该认怂时就得认。打电话给他的老师，科室的副主任，副主任接到电话就把老师骂得狗血淋头：你平时不是很能吗？不是觉得自己做阑尾已经得心应手了吗？副主任赶到手术室，也是找到结肠，顺着结肠带，找到汇合处，然后一掰，没有「biu」，没有阑尾！师徒两人面面相觑，沉默是今晚的长江市长江大桥。于是副主任也体现出了很好的外科医生品质——该认怂时就得认。打电话给另一位副主任，虽然平时他们两个不太对付，但另一位副主任还是黑着脸站在了门口，虽然觉得这是在故意整他，一个阑尾手术，凌晨 2 点把他叫过来。副主任开始手术，找到结肠，顺着结肠带，找到汇合处，然后一掰，没有「biu」，没有阑尾！！现在是三个人的面面相觑，沉默是今晚的长江市长江大桥。这个副主任也体现出了很好的外科医生品质——该认怂时就得认。打电话给主任（副主任的老师），同样被骂得狗血淋头。半个时辰后，主任站在手术台上，找到结肠，顺着结肠带，找到汇合处，然后一掰，没有「biu」，没有阑尾！！！沉默是今晚的长江市长江大桥该认怂时就得认，这个品质也体现在了主任身上。打电话给自己的老师，一位已经退休的老头。主任的老师，也就是我的老师的老师的老师的老师，赶到手术室门口，没有上手术台，就背着手，对主任说道：xx，把盲肠末端的浆膜打开。一瞬间，手术室里的所有人（除了病人）都明白了，这是一个浆膜下阑尾，它就没有在外面。主任切开浆膜的那一瞬间，大家终于听到了期待已久的「biu」，一个发炎肿胀的阑尾弱小无助地，直愣愣地弹出来了。", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过哪些令人印象深刻的病例？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇，绿色、红色和蓝色一起来了啊！", "question": "马里奥赛车迷相田美津代可能会写的作品。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870080"}
{"text": "天边飞来了一只鸟。内科医生看了看说：嗯……根据鸟的外形、叫声和飞行姿态来看，可能是只落单的大雁。去给我把影像科医生叫来。影像科医生手脚麻利地拍了张不怎么高清的照片，写了张纸条给内科医生：飞禽（大雁可能，老鹰不除外），请结合临床。于是内科医生又找来了外科医生，让帮忙看看，外科医生二话不说，拉开大弓就把鸟射了下来。内科医生还没来得及合上惊讶的嘴，病理科医生一个健步跟上去，把鸟拎回实验室，做成了石蜡标本。一个礼拜后，报告出来了。噢，是只黑天鹅。", "question": "外科和内科有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咦？粑粑在用我的饭碗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq8jqxhj20fs0egai2"}
{"text": "记者「送？啊……是累」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzapcxqzhzj30ci0elgmf"}
{"text": "电梯停了，走进来一对母子，小男孩约莫四五岁，很可爱，我冲他笑........他妈妈说：快叫阿姨好。小男孩脱口而出：姐姐好！……那一刻，我多怕自己会爱上他。", "question": "生活中有哪些令你怦然心动的时刻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看吧我根本没酒驾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqApQjUibEPFx1bY23jibeX2ia2AjUqSNVaa4SFkgIldDpeHQnnpLialpxwg"}
{"text": "放大！", "question": "沟口健二绝不会说的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4812728"}
{"text": "生发？交给我就OK", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvyl7vommgj20yi14ytxw"}
{"text": "总想对你表白，我的心情是多么豪迈。", "question": "如何用歌词表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "善逸炭治郎伊之助", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcatlnbdccj30ci0elgq6"}
{"text": "安藤番茄虽然通常是圆形的，但有一集（第112集）是故意做成方形的。", "question": "可以的话，请教我一些动漫的杂学知识。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3921200"}
{"text": "我们门卫大爷很皮，今儿我进小区，大爷举着枪指着我的头：「别动！放下武器！双手抱头」", "question": "在小区测体温，你有过什么奇葩体验吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天是你诞生的纪念日。", "question": "爸爸说的话真让人讨厌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6826293"}
{"text": "其实每个房间都没有门可以进去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393137"}
{"text": "你哪只眼看到我偷馒头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIjOK2nYAZzRdTbTxtHG0nwaj9kZCnr54AArthCnrktJM8uErnIk5qcg"}
{"text": "我叫渡河蟹哲也。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "在各站停车时偶尔会被甩下。", "question": "用五言或七言诗的形式说出普通的事情。", "star": 75, "type": "T2T", "image": "3508925"}
{"text": "连屎都算不上，因为根本加载不全，有时是尸，有时是米。", "question": "如何评价《赛博朋克2077》在主机上画面表现如此糟糕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玩游戏时胡乱操作的我居然使出了大招", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0tib4EuSHrnBGhjeExehju0cYjxe76jqI3WmSP91wkkIpMfQAIv1ibSmvg"}
{"text": "欸？我鼻子下有猫猫怨灵？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqwufvusxgj60ci0elth902"}
{"text": "天棚太低了，只能歪脖走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecx63rguybj20aa09rmxw"}
{"text": "我坚信总有一天，我的笑声会引领时代。", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "今年的所泽与众不同。", "question": null, "star": 71, "type": "I2T", "image": "3869769"}
{"text": "因为前面的鸭妈妈挡住了视线，所以很难看见它的孩子。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6538556"}
{"text": "认真化妆的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8twy0e701j20ft0e20uh"}
{"text": "开始研究应对口胡的倾向和对策。", "question": "我试着装傻，结果笑死我了。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "2695635"}
{"text": "过儿，我是你的咕咕啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCeRRkV6JdjYXkL8NSGcjrVkoiaxf6J3MuYoaSgiatYeibeovvyC1fT8Svg"}
{"text": "题目中肤色的人越来越多了，绅士们的聚会开始了。", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "丢人大赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3faHiaxicQchZapOMWB2AtrTLIoDyXxA6shRzGMia4lG9KqgQicCgqyWciaQ"}
{"text": "下周、白石麻衣要发新歌了！", "question": "从崖上跳下来，临终前留下一句话，被瞄准后掉下去了！", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7259086"}
{"text": "等你上大学就知道了……任何学科都可以在一周内学完……", "question": "两个星期自学完高中数学实际吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "？", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "“瀑布那边有这么大一条鱼！”    “这么大嘛？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltia85ra3QWR6RDJGb3OmFiaN0Mw3h1j7f1exS29JibyiaBzDMeT5GZvIXQ9Q"}
{"text": "过度依赖Uber Eats了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7254649"}
{"text": "下面我们来采访一下犯人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdiqyunmeuj30ci0elwi7"}
{"text": "您说什么呢，警察先生...难道是说我长了一张亚洲脸吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3567920"}
{"text": "「不好！忘记留饲料了！」在旅行途中急忙赶回家后发现猫猫已经自立了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grxvaonldfj30ci0el0z0"}
{"text": "别人觉得你可爱害羞但其实你玩很大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWHKOsbwUD6nZ7megAdmIZQW8R0Dp7aCa5V9bRx3GWesK2AUwT1M8xIg"}
{"text": "猜拳太烂了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344416"}
{"text": "一楼是狗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "如何看待一些人理直气壮的白嫖，这是以何种方式对待别人的劳动成果", "question": "怎么看待周杰伦的歌全部需要vip，这是以何种方式对待粉丝？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Be positive，be patient。成为阳性，成为病人。", "question": "见过哪些离大谱的翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别以为留级的好欺负，告诉你们，现在的校长是我同学！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7vHmzZYkLDt4hj8vkicbUHKqXoDZaKmGgYP8xsoT5guzygicsYLB8MPiaw"}
{"text": "以为是朋友所以出声打招呼，结果却是陌生人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5610122"}
{"text": "“爸妈 你们躲在这里也无济于事的 我的相亲你们安排了吗?我应该打扫的家务给我布置了吗?问完我的工作情况了吗?你们这个年龄段怎么能不闻不问呢?你们……”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8OlJMCcXlyUStmnh2yw9w0O1FOCXOicI8zJ42uOaTYgAYKDicicdz7ibnwA"}
{"text": "你还想逗我开心吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3426240"}
{"text": "你先告诉我这个95%是怎么算出来的好吗说的有零有整的", "question": "这社会 95% 以上的事情都是高中生知识水平就能解决，最关键是跟人的沟通相处能力，这话对吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "进手术室治，“看什么都是猫病”前，朋友给我鼓励加油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZ39AxOdweb1JC8XcCTibOSSIAl9B60nAyuaWQjn6LqxZFAORykEWIXYw"}
{"text": "突然清醒过来，对穿着内内一览无余的战斗服战斗、与白猫说话的自己未来感到担忧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1halltgz7muj30ci0el431"}
{"text": "对D罩杯以下的没兴趣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eaf1ah19inj20br0bv3z2"}
{"text": "糕点制作。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6475335"}
{"text": "听说修学旅行取消了，他从对面过来了。", "question": null, "star": 5081, "type": "I2T", "image": "6518078"}
{"text": "辛苦了，夜班。", "question": "我在晚上喝了早晨的酒。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7367891"}
{"text": "棋局中讨厌的人被僵尸攻击并击败，然后在被遗忘的时候又以僵尸的身份再次被攻击。如果是最终形态的 boss，则可以在第三次时享受到美味。", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "//滴滴答答！~等不及了~.", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2221759"}
{"text": "大雄看好了，这就是我的“白金之星”们！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBy6flwhPMU6BnsykHib2vq4dlJibh9HCWIZ08G51GJRMSSPy6BW5xUTzg"}
{"text": "秋衣在床上睡觉的胖虎，被哆啦A梦叫醒，让他穿上装备，去喊在空地上等候的静香和拿着枪的警察叔叔。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500628"}
{"text": "校长的饶舌音乐在“请注意避难”的广播后持续不断播放。", "question": "我不喜欢进行疏散演练。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194965"}
{"text": "把火扑灭了，结果就回到了幼儿时期！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5319811"}
{"text": "体重都承受不住，如何承受压力？（这类鸡汤段子的问题，是把一点点道理吹成一个巨大的泡泡）", "question": "怎样看待「身材都无法控制，还如何控制人生」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在试衣间换上了新裤子但镜子太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8JU5slk2MZWDCWjzxLceicwHWnDvC0A3N4ibK9ZbCVP0bXeHlGO8ictTjg"}
{"text": "是你说要减肥的！我饿了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCba9r4PMOQASPjhEIUCiboPDMPdDcicZsJU8RBzj5mWpmSHCCVH8KusPcw"}
{"text": "闻不到味道和气味。", "question": "请用不超过0个字的方式讲一个可怕的故事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5114786"}
{"text": "老师训人时站在他身后逗人笑的同学被发现了", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyjasibwjlj60z80ysagv02"}
{"text": "趁老师转过去写字，立马将零食塞到嘴里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MTCZIwlCXQfblNv5AsolaRJ9JHFfhk3dFMvxRLfnibjIebjzD7vTrGAQ"}
{"text": "你喜欢的男生，就他的性格来说是挺好的呢。就性格而言。", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "强力胶也粘不上我的嘴！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1h9n7glrf9aj60x00j0dky02"}
{"text": "在附近发生了交通事故的声音。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5580938"}
{"text": "给儿子买了新的鸡鸡", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "哎呀！我以为你买了姆明的，没想到是熊猫的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7298038"}
{"text": "从现在开始数一秒钟，1...", "question": "在两秒钟内说一个谎。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6450126"}
{"text": "黑柳彻子的真实面貌", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7079203"}
{"text": "踩到了超强力口香糖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQBAdePicNCLNEtI67xsj43INPhcHmQQdSI8hS9gEDJmlVTAojadc2Jlw"}
{"text": "致命的必杀球，让人完全无法呼吸。", "question": "闪电九号（可能是棒球技巧）", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4387674"}
{"text": "其实长得丑的也懒得看你，只是你没发现……", "question": "有些漂亮女生给人的感觉很冷，她们是真的不屑看你还是故作清高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么？一个名为变身的美少女团体在街上和一个自称是怪人的可疑家伙打架，把街道搞得一团糟？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6488109"}
{"text": "这个功能可以让你延迟执行，以方便你更好地集中精神。", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "由中君的暑假绘画日记从后半起令人挪不开眼了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5fg1orw5yj30ci0el0xe"}
{"text": "新的奴隶制度", "question": "工作方式改革是什么样的改革？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3383406"}
{"text": "后来下单的人先到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6693966"}
{"text": "敲门之前应该说过要敲门吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5371899"}
{"text": "糟糠之妻", "question": "大扫除时应该丢弃的第一件东西是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6949148"}
{"text": "正在向主人介绍吸管的重要性。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6096045"}
{"text": "臂力惊人的小季没有意识到这是保龄球的小王", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RS05LnUMw3ico1OXRbibqQfHIXQekET27yz42e1iab7as859w3kX9gvhFdQ6AZPsNMO7X31pn0rbp9w"}
{"text": "我吃了能提高洞察力的药，但是结果和期望的不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4300997"}
{"text": "快看他头上扣了个电话听筒！噗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1et8gcfv8anj209r08xgnm"}
{"text": "没事的，有人代替。", "question": "如果明天你崩塌了，我依然爱你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619238"}
{"text": "幼儿园开学第一天", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gucxcdfnhxj60lx0x7n3k02"}
{"text": "不行！别认输！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1280120"}
{"text": "你没有卸妆就洗澡！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "哎呀没开盖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g086qkruykj20nb0n5goa"}
{"text": "他们TM嘴里在唱什么？怎么跟我拿的不一样？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBowQTJp2emGibQrLdcTWPWHp8oomD0baSnCYPXAHUlY7Mibvw0o2icPF0w"}
{"text": "考虑死亡。", "question": "您对这个问题做了全面的调查和研究，结果如何？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7151244"}
{"text": "大家给我准备了生日惊喜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4zpsfpDicXvAHXzamU4QxXRURicFiblSuuRshljRiaRTHNrTjC2gye6ib8BQ"}
{"text": "崖上的猫", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "前女友和现女友走了过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hijhsxyxutj30ci0eln1n"}
{"text": "啥？你刚用它擦屁股？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9Plgf3GpvjtyPqNRtZD7XkHtYq2RpLjgy4icgT0OCLf1CgLhibibEKLRqw"}
{"text": "满级后开始回头做支线任务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXH1rAicPp0PXQBwSo4UyvbJnvxiaZYZdcxgQGQiawX3cVtmkdUlQq31ksA"}
{"text": "厕所的干手器风力太猛", "question": null, "star": 458, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghzpo2gg0rj210016446b"}
{"text": "今天我们要钓很多鱼，开个鱼派对！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625186"}
{"text": "玩翻花绳嘛~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTMo0vS0XWotaWwN4Gohy6fnElKGSPKpUdqficI0JEqM6Ln6YqBibbtBIA"}
{"text": "按下核按钮。", "question": "在平壤奥运会上，有哪些新的比赛项目将被注册？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4783040"}
{"text": "「请」「问」「您」「哪」「位？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0wrmf6967j30ci0eljti"}
{"text": "人性我没感觉到，但是养时间久了我已经通猫性了。", "question": "猫真的通人性么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "樱花", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7173541"}
{"text": "小时候学语文，说，春雨贵如油。我心里想，这都下了一个月的雨了，哪儿贵了？课本又说，冬天来了，小鸟飞到南方过冬了。然后我想，我们这儿不就是南方吗？它要往哪儿飞？然后我去问老师。老师想了想，问我：这篇课文要全文背诵的，你背完了没？", "question": "你曾经不知道的南北差异有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "源稚生:各位大可不必这么拘谨，老爹他对茶道其实一窍不通", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "左右两边说：“快点弄好啊！！！”中间回应道：“大家好，非常感谢你们！（低头）”", "question": null, "star": 1559, "type": "I2T", "image": "2696318"}
{"text": "别离婚，你连内裤都分不到。", "question": "与律师谈恋爱是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "已经早上啦。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "大虎汤-真有老虎在里面。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "把萌新送超神，对面萌新得到了游戏体验，你的四个队友脱坑了。", "question": "英雄联盟怎样让对面的萌新有游戏体验不至于脱坑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "茶色头发的邮递员", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "小黑：不能让他睡下铺吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52Mg8BapyEcsX4PyVnKdPMbLsxy87pzprND0UMbopibOtRpTOGWf6sbVDpQ"}
{"text": "现在上的学校。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "家里有泡菜酱油。", "question": "对于年轻人来说，什么是幸福？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7141386"}
{"text": "为什么非要在比赛场上搬玻璃啊！！！！", "question": null, "star": 191, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "好，游戏时间到了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1337164"}
{"text": "师傅你是做什么工作的呀", "question": null, "star": 162, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyk4a5uk11j60pm0xa41f02"}
{"text": "我灯泡还没拧好呢别开灯啊！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTB372CCZqEtSpibZDKrphZs6Qa7D0JichuLPUlAmjgTH2n7jUEG7NZxibIQ"}
{"text": "掉出四川，换成掉落。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423760"}
{"text": "观察手套时才发现头套带歪了", "question": null, "star": 243, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "求你了，小黑！那个扫地机器人可不是你能对付的对手啊！", "question": null, "star": 1129, "type": "I2T", "image": "1102322"}
{"text": "赢一局就睡觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8bTyAH1SoFWVxUtCY2cQYdsIYar6FicyjtDCzRSGnxChhqty89WQB6SQ"}
{"text": "进来才发现女友前任都在里面留下了姓名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nrVjaDuPlBPuibKic4GnvQ0RsPFMzI3xJXu2YG4vMUyCtfNMKtOGk2cuw"}
{"text": "枕头换了就睡不着。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6383040"}
{"text": "税务局", "question": "光看汉字就感到不安。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5843466"}
{"text": "忘掉不顺心的事，一笑了之。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "你们把 520 忘了其实才是对伴侣最好的礼物。", "question": "520送男朋友什么礼物合适？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别是斯莱特林」『养老院！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhu18voecrj30ci0eljw6"}
{"text": "不然呢，你倒退着出电梯吗？", "question": "虽然没有规定，但为什么人们进了电梯总是下意识的回头面向门口？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "欧耶，终于可以买新的了！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "←理想現实→", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfhClB2gmQUGcTvBWJia7XicylIQYd6QPxup59kfibc8mvMYJs8tJOUDYvDg7INXvCpOnr2qFDuhx4BCg"}
{"text": "记得把电灯泡打开哦...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108833"}
{"text": "看起来就是G啊。", "question": "我在昆虫采集中捕获了一种意想不到的虫子。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4560570"}
{"text": "我会回来的。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6673230"}
{"text": "跟踪的自标回了一下头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJ35iaM5mnT5EugHagbWcURiaFlH0Uia3eufYPuiaf8P85owUjCmOclqERKw"}
{"text": "【妈妈，对不起】【不要紧，这样就能伪装成自杀了】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHlq0wAWSdlXMZUXhTOiaToVf6NnfbWmOX0DRaniabmSzfMqWletOhH0rQ"}
{"text": "这本书真有趣。", "question": "试着在Pokemon的名字后面加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139642"}
{"text": "灭世使者的使者把部长消灭了。", "question": "用破灭的使者这个词写一篇积极向上的故事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6196719"}
{"text": "你打不死我不信再开一枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibAvU4qq67dicXNgkUmTM9ibyXm2icnBmAaCHia2pn6woJrH9XFhr5qKiaphA"}
{"text": "今天朋友穿得有点生草", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "今天7月21日……那就学号为7的同学回答这一题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hevcuyp96ej30ci0eldjx"}
{"text": "因为游戏很稳定，当你想玩的时候游戏不会离你而去。", "question": "为什么很多人沉迷于电脑，总会不由自主的打开电脑玩游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被邀请参加酒会的男士反应。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6688532"}
{"text": "劳累一整天后脱下袜子就睡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4QnkqzaDhtloa5NMxuaDdzdDafqiabloLAsz5FdLtyggagMMok1Xbia9Sw"}
{"text": "两层楼的房子下面。", "question": "给节目名字加上一个字使其变成七个字的感觉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7232102"}
{"text": "肯定又尿床了！做这个梦肯定又尿床了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewcmhwymdyj20980agmyg"}
{"text": "煎烤老师下班聚会", "question": null, "star": 65, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw6jmq5n5yj60wx0ojn4202"}
{"text": "表白很直接。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574760"}
{"text": "一位洁癖正要离开别人家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibeFFyvsbPK8JhqMV3ibdvgdwLnGz3QGmEzLLgKVf6uoxsu9oFNIPE8MQ"}
{"text": "不是，因为我有一个小学同学，智力是有问题的", "question": "是否今天任意一个小学生穿越到古代都可直接成为旷世大儒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "及时赶到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0Pkvd4k8Ld9PZQIyvP6AOZ7iaiaNKXOVpxRg9DZECPIxdsRCACicrjd0ye4wpQ"}
{"text": "米奇老鼠是塔莫里的味道~", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7344384"}
{"text": "GDP 篇烟台：什么？我千年老二的 GDP 名次不保了？日照：什么？倒数第一转学了？？？让我这个倒数第二怎么办？山东：据统计资料显示，我省 16 个地级市 GDP 均过千亿元，其中青岛、济南过万亿。烟台：我把威海吃回来也过万亿！ 提高省会地位济南：哎呀，省城总要有点认同感啊！南京：说的好啊，你看我，安徽省会的位置一直比较稳。 地域济南：我今天可算是成「人」了青岛：老大哥，怎么回事？你吞完了我吞哪个去？莱西平度我都消化完了，再不给我就饿死了昂！要不先改几个菜名充充饥？莱阳梨改名青岛梨，海阳摔面改名青岛摔面，高密炉包改名青岛炉包，诸城烧鸡改名青岛烧鸡……泰安：济村包围城市？老湿儿你这是什么意思？莱芜：我泰安人、莱芜人、济南人我都当过……", "question": "莱芜划到济南后有什么影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想在考虑意见后作出应对。", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "没用的地方长满了毛，需要的地方却光秃秃的。", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "鹌鹑蛋＝。鸡蛋＝o鹅蛋＝O鸵鸟蛋＝〇鸭蛋才＝0", "question": "为什么鸭蛋会用来表示零分，而不是鸡蛋，鹅蛋？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "复印机要收费。", "question": "第一的黑心企业惊人的公司内部规定是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6542342"}
{"text": "这家伙要滑不溜丢地动起来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1847066"}
{"text": "（真是的……大家都以为柯南引发了所有案件，太可笑了！明明在柯南身边，还有我……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtgjtyobe6j30ci0eldj2"}
{"text": "现在就做！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7340097"}
{"text": "被马蜂蛰到了一个不正确的位置和两个正确的位置", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xH7uc5jsr4fNTbAl7InQrmfpicTKJ58ibCPZMqic5ENsZWXakicNBkibRYQdQ"}
{"text": "血管年龄的测定结果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1pQ0Wya6bYpyDmNA2pft5QVSveo6TH2FrH3o1GtrJNJJ2DxVnb6y9kw"}
{"text": "这点事儿，叫假面骑士就够了吧", "question": null, "star": 810, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv95gmlbtlj60zx1bxn6302"}
{"text": "小时候借给邻居一本谜语书。还回来后，发现她在每一个谜语的下方都用圆珠笔写了标准答案。", "question": "你见过最令人无语的人是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为中文没有这种表述习惯，曾经大部分人会选择把“呐”翻译成“喂”。直到楚雨荨出现了。", "question": "为什么我很少看到所谓的“二次元”，但是经常能看到满屏的“呐呐呐”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "裁判，他假摔", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "有个姐妹的故事，看到了不要来砍我……老公是挨踢男，谈恋爱的时候有一次情人节，两个人相约去看电影。男生去买票，回来说，没有连着的座位了，我就买了两张分着的……姐妹是哭着看完的电影。", "question": "被没经验的男生追求是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只接到了出轨调查之类的委托。", "question": "名侦探柯南改名为工藤新一是为什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7144747"}
{"text": "明天要做的事情列个清单。", "question": "当奥特曼的活动时间从3分钟变成3小时的时候，在最后阶段可能会发生的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937128"}
{"text": "我和我妹双胞胎，高中一个班，然而同班有至少 2 个男的和她表白过……我什么也没有。", "question": "喜欢上双胞胎其中一个后，对另一个是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你已经是个成熟的熊猫了，要学会自己熬黑眼圈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibLf5RCdEaHlhdNPiceNibuuibzuK33HE44icYzY1lLFsUrXowD2nvP6jj2g"}
{"text": "不太清楚有多少人在做这件事。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3363716"}
{"text": "呃......你是不是讨厌我？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379015"}
{"text": "把耳机换成话筒，或者反过来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4094544"}
{"text": "红码", "question": null, "star": 591, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "收到的钱是诈骗得来的。", "question": "后来才知道的惊人的事实。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4536341"}
{"text": "从麻烦的游客升到了这里。", "question": "请问能告诉我三年级K班贤者老师的第一感动故事吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4049959"}
{"text": "小红帽", "question": "给节目名字加上一个字使其变成七个字的感觉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7232102"}
{"text": "维塔琳娜沉默地盯着不远处的靶心，指尖轻轻搭在板机上。对上身旁另一双闪烁却无情的眼睛，她回忆起曾经一次次把靶子一枪蹦飞的场景，那漫长而艰苦的日子，十几个冬天十几个夏天，对精灵来说也不算很长，对人类而言却是冗长而枯燥的岁月。维塔琳娜·巴萨拉什基娜 - 这位预言中的气枪之女 - 微微点了点头，她不记得这是多少次她即将扣动扳机，但至少几十年后她依旧记得今天的这发子弹。现在在这张年轻的脸上，焰火在她眼中燃烧着。Va'esse deireadh aep eigean……有些事情即将结束。昨夜梦中的人对她这么说道。如果，如果我成功了，我会立刻回到原本那个地方，打几局昆特牌，然后瘫倒在床上，他们会为我欢呼，吟游诗人也会为我而唱，我也再也不用为了五十克朗发愁。而现在，该死的，我得集中精神。她扣动了扳机。“要杀死自己，你需要个性、力量、决心和勇气。”", "question": "如何看待俄罗斯女运动员戴游戏《巫师》猫学派项链夺得奥运会女子十米气手枪金牌，曾带狼学派项链夺亚军？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当我鼓起勇气向黑客女友求婚后。。。。。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "由于痴呆症状明显，需要更换飞行员。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7202423"}
{"text": "上岸的人太多又有点想回去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPhW7Ecg9E4ibaJECJL9wkGWAE8MfV408XFeVyfgXk5eWibobuAxBdNYyw"}
{"text": "“我们苏宁最近不太好啊”  “害，我们瑞星都快没了”", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu1dzv9pl8j60ws0lwag302"}
{"text": "昨天丢失的四驱车轮胎找到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdscpbc4noj30ci0elgmq"}
{"text": "仅靠代写胜诉文书就能养家糊口。", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "6573775"}
{"text": "对人弹琴", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "想打喷嚏时却看到了美杜莎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqDxZPkbqSZzuvDfTCjVnjCGjicPMLkHgg8MsEpwTs124OPTsOrUkDIUn1wq7JtFj9wG6Rj0RDGibA"}
{"text": "不知道怎么输血。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1411446"}
{"text": "煮的汤圆露馅儿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNQdUqUm5CmBu4nkN3NgbsHdGEL5URdjTYcbWFWIOiafY6uOQsdy76THA"}
{"text": "黑客攻击（物理）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tHftaIRL9L88D2J1w4MAvTEG0zMUCiaRwwR3ziaNicBL9Iyw63efSklRJQ"}
{"text": "听得见吗？我是未来的我！正在直接对你大脑说话！那个答案我不知道！对不起！那么。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6577772"}
{"text": "完成", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146041"}
{"text": "静香原来你是男孩子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ech0m7obq0j208q093js2"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbyfyf536yj30ci0el427"}
{"text": "初中那年我得了肺炎与哮喘住院，据说是感染了一种很顽固的病毒，打了各种抗生素效果都不理想。没想到一进病房医院呼啦啦围上来一大堆实习医生就围在我一个人的床边听那个主治医生详细询问我的各种症状与感觉，然后我回答......他们则在一边认真的记笔记学习.......其实当时内心感觉挺光荣的........原来我得的病这么牛叉.......", "question": "病人有权要求实习医生离开吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好吃到上瘾。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3741994"}
{"text": "你叫龙猫吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1367168"}
{"text": "“麻麻，我想喝neinei”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "当你只狼好不容易打赢了蟒蛇重藏发现后面还有几个跟他一模一样的boss", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2hfm3umwtj60u30x7do702"}
{"text": "走了三步就退两步的习惯。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1478666"}
{"text": "客户指着一块渐变高光的区域说，「这里亮一点，再亮一点，还不够亮！」其实那里的色值已经是白色了，但他就是觉得不够亮，还甩了张白纸给我说，「要有这么亮！」于是我灵机一动……趁客户不注意的时候调亮了显示器。客户，「嗯，这个亮度可以了！」", "question": "身为设计师碰到最奇葩的需求是如何的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在说什么呢？", "question": "我很快就喘不过气来，该怎么办呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366004"}
{"text": "人生跌入低谷的人", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4918091"}
{"text": "忘带武器了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyiaUtob4ltEDFDbyCjicdtxzdMQy5dINd0YQLDlthaNbE0KHlSh2OJlAQ"}
{"text": "就是现在，动手！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RLFQSqRI1tMpEiaBTE0jQhqsQJyh9blPwncH9CNswkPAeWiapziae7X43ZvRTOc29hNPanR0S9pKnNQ"}
{"text": "我一进门，第一句话就是：「妈妈！我还没有男朋友啊！怎么办怎么办！我感觉我不可能嫁出去了！」声泪俱下……我妈就只能说：「先点菜吧……」看到朋友圈有人秀恩爱晒蜜月晒孩子？我抄起手机就放到我妈眼前：「你看看！你看看！人家跟我一样大！孩子都有了！我男朋友都还没着落呢！」接着开始陈述自身的不幸，「我长这么丑，脑子还不好使！你说我以后怎么办嘛！」我妈说：「12 楼阿姨叫我去打牌......」一转身人就跑了......等到走亲戚的时候，比我大的抱着孩子来的，比我小的挺着肚子来的，我坐在我妈旁边，跟她嘀咕：「你看看二舅家姑娘，人跟我一样大，女儿都半岁了，三姨家儿子，比我大一岁，也马上要结婚了，我还没男朋友......」我妈拍拍我腿说：「你长得丑，人还笨，晚点应该的，别着急......」占据主动很重要。", "question": "被家里逼婚怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是树枝啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3096923"}
{"text": "到了那边给妈妈打个电话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gubs4y8gcdj60ci0eln0i02"}
{"text": "它们会把生下来第一眼看到的人当作妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g4mw9ql0h0j20ly0lymzm"}
{"text": "不知道从哪里冒出来的，不过吃了就快点走。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388850"}
{"text": "澳姆龙血压仪", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "拍av时请来做群演的教授太认真了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXo0MlXYLqGXTw1K02YicNVtVZPlKIc9Z7ZTI7WdicmbGuIic8at8oAjPPQ"}
{"text": "地球也要完蛋了，我们必须去月球避难。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595046"}
{"text": "明明戴看口罩却被提醒说“请戴口罩！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KSVJMllEWU5dbq8g29CtI0npXwBRDxZyNKjLZNgoD1Yvz8AxibS1oAYg"}
{"text": "有点难，爹妈已经打不过你了。", "question": "26 岁学习钢琴晚吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "但看见瞎子举起砖头，二柴谨慎地把刚刚从碗里拿的钱放了回去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHRR7xibAotgadUWAk91mrnXVOEzK6BJONyWa8cO65RHr24Bc62iauOhNg"}
{"text": "我切了小手指", "question": null, "star": 264, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h07e3j8ro1j60wq0wqjva02"}
{"text": "蛋蛋多了一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6hyn3i57kj30ci0elgnq"}
{"text": "尿床", "question": "穿上宇宙服时不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314821"}
{"text": "你耳朵有毛病得去耳鼻喉科", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl6ayei6qdj30ci0el0w2"}
{"text": "我们家的屋檐下面有人住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6510380"}
{"text": "咦，你刚才把自己说成我了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6776832"}
{"text": "再让总理干一阵子，拜托了...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3130718"}
{"text": "你是不是M78星云的八郎啊？不知道不知道！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5600109"}
{"text": "在美国念书的时候，有一次坐老美的车，闲来无事就跟他扯了扯国内是怎样追女生的，说得起劲我就给他说，在中国如果你对一个妹子很好，但是她不喜欢你那她就会给你发「好人卡」（nice person card，我一激动瞎编的……）。我想了想他大概不知道好人卡是什么，正想跟他解释，他突然恍然大悟般地地拍着方向盘跟我说：「对对对，我曾经追过一个女生好久，后来她也跟我说：你是个很好的人，但是我们不适合。」虽然隔着太平洋那么宽的文化鸿沟，我们的心里却流下了相同的泪水 T-T。", "question": "有哪些我们以为是中国特色的东西，其实全世界都一样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "球拍太锋利了把队友头发剃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqIicex4hUMlNF6SLXXykcPvoaRGBDpXQAwQEpOuxLQj94iaASr8zAksXA"}
{"text": "因为客气地说了一句好吃，同学妈妈把剩下的菜都端来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyicYXthUgR4aG2B1lHOHd0fQSJA4bWYiaJHzbAgt2nKkKYHzKciaDQ1TFA"}
{"text": "新闻不来啊！", "question": "明天的注意事项。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6960072"}
{"text": "那为什么不叫周流笔呢？", "question": "鲁迅姓周，文笔又那么流畅，那么为什么他不叫周笔畅呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摸到了吗，是不是比你的大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFp0ZSmdgB1QJEAv2ibZiadTZFnVBAuhaXkFg9Jk5HMvZ4bib2REkMmicG3A"}
{"text": "哎呀哎呀变成了蓝纹奶酪了。", "question": null, "star": 4136, "type": "I2T", "image": "1434956"}
{"text": "被刀柄贯穿了头部但还是笑得出来的小哥哥一枚吖", "question": null, "star": 155, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "教父的口哨声", "question": "如果有的话，讨厌的FamilyMart进店声音。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623649"}
{"text": "破洞牛仔裤生产厂家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMj3jiaAfGHA9dBDKn6CsByoFPsvtu8Y9R2TQHoicSbFw0NpuOPS6R76hVA"}
{"text": "表弟被他初中同学拉去传销。骗我说在那里混的不错，让我去玩玩。闲着无聊就去了到那第一天就被拉到一家人屋里，乌怏怏坐了六个人。然后讲课老师第一句话：交 69800，五级三晋制，两年后给你 1040 万，做不做！当时那六人一脸即将走上人生巅峰迎娶白富美的表情。我来了句：这 69800 你借我，两年后我只要 40 万，一千万都是你的，做不做？那讲师脸都绿了哈哈哈", "question": "你说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个委托我接了，用两根缎带。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7020180"}
{"text": "金泽市，石川县", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6799944"}
{"text": "章鱼", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "交警走了没", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmNGYGrr8BoIzfNOHojgCfEngkS1zNeGiaHaGndb2Hz4S5NAAFkkcl4ibRw"}
{"text": "怪兽藏在地下2分55秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCB87xjxiaGKXiaxCo1pKOMeeNM1vofiaGtSYJVAQHwOuadoQVu9D9eYehg"}
{"text": "在台上唱歌时突然呵起了午饭吃的回锅肉的余香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaicArvF1icm3IbXSJwXsNv09cF3iaMfAvfJ0vBcG0I719OA4FkDpJCLHicaw"}
{"text": "每次男朋友的笑话都很难笑。", "question": null, "star": 185, "type": "I2T", "image": "5687531"}
{"text": "被老师训厅时后面突然有人推了一把", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkcmw5FIloRickSQPRibIFUueUZYoH31BKkd3m0PzJgnAa5FLxtaWKLu1w"}
{"text": "我知道犯人是谁啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ST5YWnHz4eibibPTISs8XaN0e5373lIicibT2z2ys6PcQicLrlDdZnMr7NNuqxePhUT3F04dh0vgs6X4A"}
{"text": "桃太郎在白泽药店工作，浦岛太郎以山幸彦的身份出现，金太郎成为大众地狱的保镖。", "question": "三太郎不能代言这个产品。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5354532"}
{"text": "我说了不算", "question": null, "star": 1863, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggu3n5gax2j21351g7dpb"}
{"text": "我想玩石头剪刀布，但这显然不是噼里啪啦锤子。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3640306"}
{"text": "我打开电视打算放松一下，结果发现还是工作日的瞬间表情。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3270452"}
{"text": "面包掉在了附近蚂蚁窝里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389243"}
{"text": "睡不着的森林公主", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4777861"}
{"text": "现在请大家往右看，这里展示的就是美杜莎的……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpLJH0XLWhvS7qWHARwOdeOvrnykflWWQE66ibuwKMMyEO5O59RicCBqOA"}
{"text": "那个文件夹不行！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "2061623"}
{"text": "跟着冲进厕所的车一起到了大街上，虽然没拉完但不得不提起裤子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib9GDRtCVeo9aQnBZ36DiaSdE6KfqX3COOWE4Ne51BLP5NkuvZM623SZw"}
{"text": "然后弯曲的单箭头可以变成方框", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "违反或赞同的感觉", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1184604"}
{"text": "基因组", "question": "买五十个菠萝。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4463426"}
{"text": "为了让你早点儿闭嘴，她会假装走出困境。", "question": "每天给身处困境中的朋友发一条鼓励短信，她会走出困境吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "投手是右撇子。他擅长左手击球。", "question": "回到左手打法，请回到左手打法，请回来。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6972238"}
{"text": "想看电影的欲望比求生的欲望还强烈，放心，死不了", "question": "最近特别想死，有没有什么电影或者电视剧能唤起人的求生欲望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不就是拿到车库证明了吗？", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "6382926"}
{"text": "告示：“本店偷窃犯不会交给警察", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBEb6iaNoQvHChjzBHLbAicU2MeA18DJh3XXsXkeVVVhINhfRJzqz2CQ5g"}
{"text": "“喂，大家都是我啊！如果你们有什么不同寻常的感觉，应该能理解吧。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6689983"}
{"text": "鹿见不平", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0Gxwn4pCric846WWibiaYicXH6KgFjN1YsVwQwAH6Cn2hYESLHlUEHPWNRQ"}
{"text": "刚刚忘记钱包的地方", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3c8oiycmij20yi185wpc"}
{"text": "躲过了子弹却撞上了墙", "question": null, "star": 623, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnryuwh6klj61441b8gtr02"}
{"text": "在鼓掌欢迎被叫来的家长了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "三人及以上才能成立党支部啊……", "question": "《环太平洋》中，为什么只有中国的机甲需三人操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在意想不到的时间被外星人接走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCPz1Z7XWL5n1hX4icVVkBJO4ia2iaMwnicUMXRiaaGhBI0KVDP7az9Eg03fA"}
{"text": "大主教买了一本《了解小男孩》结果讲的是原子弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOH8PMMKKjfZicMVjU7p1e8T8RwocwXttibDvU7Wd8BU5bP7AhrPPX2qMIw"}
{"text": "北斗导航系统的事情。", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "在停车的一瞬间再多跳一块钱。", "question": "水平极高的出租车司机能够有多神奇的驾技？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "子宫碎大石。", "question": "痛经到底有多痛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "百年陈酿女儿红?", "question": "有哪些很短却很悲伤的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我走过河上的木板桥，看着缝隙，十分担心自己的车钥匙会不会从缝隙里掉下去。想着想着我决心试验一下测量看看宽度。当钥匙伸下去的时候，我手松开了。", "question": "被自己蠢哭是一种怎样的体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强力胶", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "在外面闪了一下！什么？什么啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6109412"}
{"text": "多喝热水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdQ7dq5xDibWZkNRKu7GLTjNIM19t9urgvRH8icT5Q2MhAw7Qc8vPzHJgg"}
{"text": "嘴巴尝食物。", "question": "试试看说“像人一样的火焰”。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5805135"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈下一个是谁？过来啊你们这群餐桌礼仪讲师们！", "question": null, "star": 190, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2jg4eefjgj61401o0ao802"}
{"text": "我们不能！", "question": "在著名的音乐中添加一个字，使其变得完全不同。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3138921"}
{"text": "RUBBISH", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJwOmrE4P8qc1wlLHqGj9QjvZmUj5mcThPC7DvaX7oEmibUZoWjicib6tfpVbnia5q3Pk8xuG2WbibFQ"}
{"text": "你看起来不像60岁。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6107261"}
{"text": "周六周日周一", "question": null, "star": 151, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwfwefod9wj60zf0zf79502"}
{"text": "喂！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6249278"}
{"text": "哎呀，将军变成绞肉了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854768"}
{"text": "把指甲挠黑板的声音具象化了的珍贵图像资料", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehicfiqnb5j20be0b4ab3"}
{"text": "“工藤新一是柯南的真实身份吧……”", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "像往常一样忘带手纸，却忘记今天是生理期了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJS32vibAhgCl859ic4IWU7Woae9VFA3jmbc0qksKlB6COtOoy99sFekrAw"}
{"text": "只有按照正确的顺序小便，马桶才会出现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7861cq7ktj20m10n976y"}
{"text": "雷神：你说实话，你们两个不是第一次了吧，为什么他用得那么熟练。锤子：这跟你有关系吗，你去和你的斧子过吧，还来找我干什么？美队：兄弟你听我解释，我真不是故意的……盾牌：好啊你，有了我不够，还想要个锤子。咋地，再给你配把刀呗？斧子：切，吵什么吵，自己没本事留住男人，还怨人家。锤子：闭嘴，你这个谁都能举起来的妖艳贱货，你有什么资格说这话？盾牌：你这是连我也骂了呗？谁都能举起来咋了，强过你整天装清高。锤子：你说谁，你再说一遍，信不信我劈死你？斧子：呦，想打架是吧，老子怕你啊？盾牌：就是就是，会放电了不起？老子才不怕你这个…………——复仇者联盟 4 之绿光之战", "question": "美国队长拿不起锤子是不是装的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "差生文具多", "question": null, "star": 62, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw4cvqbdqmj60jd0wv42e02"}
{"text": "请排队挂号", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "LIFE", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTBh6BBlr1R615ZVwcCE1lMyiadj5OLt5fzzGS4JsUGMF9abIARjKd8Nw"}
{"text": "打飞的怪兽砸了自家的房", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvTH3ic70kUNMvKkNbfhibhic8cP7ktJowIQUiaTT6A7sjOiaziaFx95ztec7g"}
{"text": "延迟好夸张，我都换座位好一会了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMj2iaMek7lXZaU4SZ8XybmMwSgjxxsMYsrCM7V5icObWicicmicjH43TFH6ow"}
{"text": "脑子有包的那位先生，麻烦过一下安检", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usMCRmGwAmwzOib15j6hMtA8Xia1xCpVXLpj9B96Fh4biaqLzCbcpExLStw"}
{"text": "圣饥魔II成立前。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317124"}
{"text": "50元喝到饱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1Pd8Pv0mdtwQGYKyGwebyfWhiboJhw6HyseloxSsKdKPvPapiaFPEu2sg"}
{"text": "女性的快递员", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "你开得不好，教练说「读那么多书有什么用，学傻了都，连开车都学不会」。你开得很好，教练说「读书多的就是不一样，一教就会，一点就通」。你体会一下。", "question": "学车的时候被教练嘲讽「读那么多书干嘛」该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "栀子花说:去你妈的，我就是要这样香。人间草木 汪曾祺评论里有个小姐姐补充了原文感谢⭐️@荡秋千的关漂亮栀子花粗粗大大，又香得掸都掸不开，于是为文雅人不取，以为品格不高。栀子花说：“去你妈的，我就是要这样香，香得痛痛快快，你们他妈的管得着吗！”", "question": "你认识的人狠话不多的作者有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊本都是一个人做的吗？", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "罚点球的时候球门里只能站一个守门员！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQmO0leVEHR1p960BcnFZwP6mRpJaGsJnzFoTYY8faTFq1svKZQb0R0w"}
{"text": "太厉害了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3700192"}
{"text": "菌类贮藏", "question": "百分之九十九的杀菌率剩下百分之一是什么？", "star": 25, "type": "T2T", "image": "3423027"}
{"text": "这家理发店", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h660tfnpugj30ci0elgpx"}
{"text": "这个我必须答一发。我们学校厕所的灯并不是什么声控。弱爆了，我们图书艺术楼的灯是那种红外感应的。就是人必须站在灯下面灯会亮一分钟。然后坑儿不在灯下面。所以当夜幕降临，你会看到一个光着腚不断往灯下冲的身影。我滴妈呀 ‍♂️", "question": "有哪些脑残的产品设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8Dibpmu57JmIKj1icghFk1aCEzHEBmicvBDWyFOc1DBRnAOoNibeBkyvNfbJQ"}
{"text": "十一松开项圈就往森林跑去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h27uakq41cj30ci0el757"}
{"text": "我在便利店打工的时候，有个客人问厕所在哪里，他那个表情我就知道已经完了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3059576"}
{"text": "在这个时间段也能证明星星会出来。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "这种症状可能是反流性食管炎。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3774939"}
{"text": "澳大利亚队获胜。郁闷……（背景：2015 年亚洲杯 1/4 决赛，澳大利亚 2-0 中国）", "question": "只用同一声调的字可以造出哪些句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拿下NHK史上最高收视率的理科教育节目（毛细血管篇）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he19tbju6uj30ci0elaf0"}
{"text": "还在为外孙的那句“哪个是下巴耿耿于怀", "question": null, "star": 387, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr7gbfy0hqj60ty0yencv02"}
{"text": "这是自然选择的结果。在远古的自然界，群体里随机地出现喜欢分享的个体的时候，有的群体对这种个体持积极态度，有的群体对这种个体持消极态度。随着时间流逝，积极对待喜欢分享的个体的群体会比其它群体有稍大的优势，并逐渐积累。这优势对基因、RNA 和后天学习的社会行为造成潜移默化的影响，逐渐在复杂的生物里产生了觉得分享东西的个体可爱的这种情绪。", "question": "为什么觉得赵泠在做知识分享的时候，觉得她太可爱了呀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有点不合适，毕竟只穿上半身，不穿裤子有点不好", "question": "如何看待健身时只穿运动bra的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来源于现实——「你们真是我教过的所有学生中最差的一届。」可见人类就是越来越差。", "question": "小说、动漫中「越古老，越强大」的逻辑是怎样形成的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了被有钱人捡到，我尽力巴结奉承。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7119905"}
{"text": "面条制造机", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1384032"}
{"text": "您好两张儿童票～", "question": null, "star": 467, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gprlhaqke0j61031a244z02"}
{"text": "这是上一只喜欢乱叫的猫的舌头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaI2k5P6tVHdH8z6kzibjbcDDnjQQNVUwvlEDWXxnqHgnLNKOcRgd2INlA"}
{"text": "投入就能卖高价。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7221288"}
{"text": "坠落标记", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7068324"}
{"text": "你怎么现在才抽到", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "我先清除一下浏览记录", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "好朋友发高烧，大伙急忙赶来暖手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHFAicBx1lW8ccA4uZVzuEnnV5tmofmID9clWQWiaPPN2Lqck8cV9vicr9g"}
{"text": "扩建了裙带菜养殖场。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5928809"}
{"text": "乳房松动/下垂。", "question": "在前人未曾经历的大混乱中。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6906911"}
{"text": "昨天咽下去的泡泡糖终于吹出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LONiarVPwlcbpXzSz4s2zkWWky1oPgHWkibJMEIxaQLNYia2H7kHUolRrQ"}
{"text": "都已经湿了！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6489073"}
{"text": "上级者的捉迷藏。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2845280"}
{"text": "之前在某个场合，我见到一位大哥，四十多岁了，但是精神状态极好，眼神明亮，谈吐机敏，腰下没有肥肉，头上没有白发，整个人散发出一股阳光爽利的气质，每个知道他年龄的人都深感震惊，甚至还有人以为他二十八九岁。我就问他怎么保持的，他说家里条件好，一天班没上过。 ​​​", "question": "生活中，有哪些浅显的道理，我们却很难做到？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是这家公司的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7291412"}
{"text": "当我第一次见到第五个新主人时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4680070"}
{"text": "请回来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177757"}
{"text": "耳机线的一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMu7TTk65r5ibE397kPbtjuUL0AlGqRHDXFCDqnyjyRh8UpSzougSYtAw"}
{"text": "脚踏四条船的事败露了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkr7cot49bj30ci0eln52"}
{"text": "妈妈，你为什么喂了老幺5遍！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNHdCGiccTwtnnDHhZU90HPibRLVXEykgKsVfGL2kwDiakudc7vCAc0jIibg"}
{"text": "你说什么！我们的鼻子长这样？！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "雅木茶大哥！", "question": null, "star": 258, "type": "I2T", "image": "6034800"}
{"text": "市长，下次咱们来视察野生鸟类保护基地，是不是该带把伞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssoZ5cIgoceyfNULEX7VxRzTQjQCbeeJxxM3OxUMewxB0N6J7vdBkcTA"}
{"text": "我给她拍照的滤镜，名字叫「食物」。", "question": "你做过什么特别对不起自家宠物的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是败给了猪肉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7367281"}
{"text": "男高音训练基地实拍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTfpgKVNYK6Wiam2Rdac1tpzpjL1IWic8Aib0LSMBW1DibuDV50yzBghoaWA"}
{"text": "可是。。。就算每天开一个新卡池，我也没那么多原石啊。。。", "question": "发改委发布10项举措促消费，淘宝等多家平台宣布「春节不打烊」，2022年春节消费会有哪些新变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在猫咪咖啡馆点了「打包」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9884ll5wyj30ci0eladt"}
{"text": "对劲，还是直接上课先", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h608ih6h9ej30ci0eljvu"}
{"text": "因为你爸妈在养仓鼠之前成功养活了你？", "question": "为什么爸妈粗养的仓鼠活了，自己精致呵护的却养死了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中国现在处于并将长期处于社会主义初级阶段。", "question": "听过最落寞的一句话或诗句是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出差提前回家发现门口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3HJajWpgUpdIZ3icric57WEeiaOcIOD9uNo43nYiabZedCqTMibJVBK1s2iaw"}
{"text": "天不知地知，你不知我知", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4P1uNgZUuZviaBVVsic9EZs6oQZgPsbc2Pqc1E6Qor1Kd4mRAlGpJBJ1w"}
{"text": "最尴尬的，大概是某次健身房有两口子吵架 + 互殴吧……一个胖大妈请了私教，正在训练时她老公上门怼她，说她浪费钱，说来这种地方的都不是正经人，说教练就是出来卖的鸭子……两口子先是互撕，然后动起手来……事实证明大妈训练成果了得，屡次用推手把她老公推倒，还一把摁在墙上。", "question": "你在健身房里遇到过最尴尬的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "居家隔离时看核酸队伍排到哪了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "同伴的裙子被风吹起来了，我一定要表现得绅士点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8fEDjY3fd13aNW9fBw8JLSENtn1IwoAb5DibTTib7YlWrI1jVq54A6F8A"}
{"text": "挑战者到底能不能看穿仿真点心呢……哎呀可惜了那个是真乐……送！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz9sbuwp91j30ci0eldgu"}
{"text": "新老洗碗布交接", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHz5tRPjAj0DCWrqIsOC2uQvJC29dt4JJmHoicACtwBtEm6VN9SjyDffQ"}
{"text": "这就是你擦的桌子？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QVfH1zpc7D1REuO9KcYf5HUNkhwRibN0kiavm7YJFLdib3vYOlvdVI6WfPibhf3dIPW25f72srrpz3XQ"}
{"text": "所有人都以为会记得路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7h4aJqR0leOibkP4ocsAyaLQwjoDNknZmFj8nGuqcuTmIKgIt1fDx5RaA"}
{"text": "我注意到社长还没敬酒，就装作没喝，保持着冷静的表情。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3313522"}
{"text": "快速病假仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqMWSwUMW8QUqFROpeFwIEYPDv4AibEbmm0qJDt0gtmwrX0zBrcqSvbG1ibBB2QWnLBDzLFpafbb1A"}
{"text": "就这样低头就能轻松死去。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1188079"}
{"text": "粽子精变回原形也没挣开幌金绳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicoMs3NXx4icM9ROp0RAf24XYGUib2D8SaylY572mJyoDGoIZquN6SjQwA"}
{"text": "世界对你没有恶意仅仅不感兴趣而已每日按时上班即可哪怕不去也没什么", "question": "如何抵御外部的恶意和内心的骚动，享受高质量的单身生活，成为一名合格的独行侠？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我就想问一个问题为什么是模特侵犯了马云的肖像权，而不是马云侵犯了模特的肖像权？谁长相还不是这个样呢？就因为马云更有名？商家有说这是马云吗？别人的名字是化腾，马化腾和马云还是不一样的吧？有学法律的出来给我解释一下吗，这应该不只是我一个人的困惑", "question": "如何评价因服装模特太像马云，「化腾传奇旗舰店」相关产品均被下架？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有些时候，你压得我喘不过气来", "question": "女友太胖，怎样提出分手比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这玩意思儿，看着挺费电啊", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "别说出那个名字！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6231704"}
{"text": "「儿子啊，妈妈不逼你穿秋裤了。求你把我的裤袜脱下来吧！」", "question": "男生可以把女生的裤袜当秋裤穿吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我们家才没养猫啦！驳倒房东时的老爹可真帅气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7ilxsplgtj30ci0elwja"}
{"text": "那就别穿那么短的裙子来啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6238235"}
{"text": "看片时房门突然被打开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70uskP4YeVUyMOvSB7LARVCWnaHqWGn7zL2iagvEJKkBttf26iciacdyILdew"}
{"text": "祖国猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtklqBEY9ialA7MeyG80vwrviciczlupjHKNF37kQ5Gc4Ia4fjjwMsib2A8A"}
{"text": "田忌用下等马成功拖住了对方的上等马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkibqwX4GbnDrENyXk0teKsg34g0Vd7wZiciaiaNjPXgakPjXicgVicqwqPskw"}
{"text": "教室后门玻璃上的班主任", "question": "有哪些典型的中式恐怖？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "见面就知道了，你也过来这边啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5689545"}
{"text": "这是什么碳？……啊，是蔬菜吧。", "question": "从现在开始，我想吃烤肉，请做一下。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2568781"}
{"text": "军训结束了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owIyP7CSChzdyu0v7ejByzHsnTq7VCiaZ7saE71cKFRqjiawRPQvVLapMcg"}
{"text": "【牛奶哗啦啦地流的画面是真的吗！】", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7041877"}
{"text": "好大的意外啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385760"}
{"text": "没有关掉浴室水龙头就跑到客厅里休息的爸爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibibWJBZ6sq07Muib9IEpFWoKI7QKDDvXJkdia9ev8tBbaXL6sUK7yVgTafA"}
{"text": "新鮮的就是不一样啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6652175"}
{"text": "因为本体的关系，前方视线模糊。", "question": "视力下降到50的新八感到很不方便。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7384151"}
{"text": "以后用萨克斯试试。", "question": "用小号测试男朋友，他上当了。我提出分手他哭了，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这里不是男厕所吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgPws3fo6OcM1k2EExAs9KMaQ7BvUQucJPGCWlqfhcCn1lWicO3Dd7WPictBrIaB4Gn7ibye642wuiarg"}
{"text": "在电车上我是不是在心里的叫声被谁听到了呢？我在心里大声喊道。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "没有。", "question": "聊天时经常说「我去洗个澡，一会儿再聊」的女生考虑过男人的感受吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚饭是放在桌子上的，用微波炉热一下吃了就好。妈妈们会过来玩的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7326879"}
{"text": "从愿意获得变为盼望付出。", "question": "什么感觉让你确信你爱上一个人了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你能先把花变回方向盘么？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "早上买来的奴隶刚工作5分钟就不动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EqaLQrLgcd4KchVJ1kuWeHlQSz0JoUN8CF7AWAz6mwfr4E4W3twS26USp6xzlAvMn4TibZfQSWoPg"}
{"text": "孩子被赶出房间。", "question": "和儿童房的叔叔阿姨交往怎么样？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389080"}
{"text": "胳膊肘蹭到了隔壁班女生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kANquXKcv26cfnbl4lB91H0Gogllcn4CFkpxFEVlYdcXRia9clxI9yng"}
{"text": "在你们顾客中，还有比这人更擅长弹吉他的吗？", "question": null, "star": 191, "type": "I2T", "image": "4065773"}
{"text": "买了假牙后附带了卖方的照片。", "question": null, "star": 770, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362197"}
{"text": "失业", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6273806"}
{"text": "皮肤很细腻呢~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5988284"}
{"text": "开核桃器具更换", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicIiasLNZI6VUkIxsywsKwpBa2TEibTe0F5geQEJ3noOia8N1qicCoJsms4g"}
{"text": "这场战斗真的那么恶心吗？", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "4097585"}
{"text": "这个广告位很吸引人。", "question": null, "star": 42, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "雷蛇出的电磁炉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LWxANb2HiaJlDDibCIXh0KlFcRccGfyLYpzYfOKfzObiaP6fzaLobhUkRg"}
{"text": "应当接npc上车的我却按了空格键（跳跃）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "你们看那是谁！哇哦！美杜莎耶！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grze8ydn4wj60ci0elaj102"}
{"text": "啊，这么说已经下课了？", "question": "如何反驳「因为你迟到，全班 40 个人每人耽误一分钟，加起来就是一节课」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前往中国人民银行的路已经走了5/6了", "question": null, "star": 73, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "平时好好学英语啊（狗头保命", "question": "如何在六级强风中保持优雅的造型？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不许打扰我学习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrugh3z8cj20gc0dujt1"}
{"text": "「什么？！没写？把你家长叫来！」", "question": "你见过哪些惨无人道的催稿 / 催更手段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是秘密。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5125109"}
{"text": "先干为敬。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5356638"}
{"text": "不买香蕉。", "question": "给哆啦A梦的秘密道具加一个字，让它变得无用。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5311991"}
{"text": "食物正在经过食道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7XbGhA695NNJqB1dyyTJCD1oqhSKWNos0tYPSIzMSicib3RGvA0ibDicXicXA"}
{"text": "废铁", "question": null, "star": 1719, "type": "I2T", "image": "6571703"}
{"text": "不屈不挠的精神", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5833686"}
{"text": "小鸡爷爷 → 小胖爷爷", "question": "把童话的标题翻译成外语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975674"}
{"text": "「老板你们饭店需要客户端吗？」「我们一般都是服务员端，实在忙不过来才需要客户端。」", "question": "有哪些好笑的关于程序员的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从采访男优开始的小电影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcepalyalmj30ci0eljwa"}
{"text": "麻麻，长大后我也要成为一个可以带来光明的人！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fy9yh56t2lj20yi1conjs"}
{"text": "「俺扶好了，把房子转进去吧」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3ifda3cujj30ci0eldjy"}
{"text": "你在唱金鸟吗？", "question": null, "star": 669, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388245"}
{"text": "他们在群里比谁穷。。。", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数据丢失了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3227242"}
{"text": "真的好想上厕所！", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "过马路时一定要好好确认左右", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjLia7BjrYKXUxoUBOS1Itq3zz0rF18jbHRTWtTVUfEGjObQexbMYjCJOJc9NjAFvWeugVKCaBtEDQ"}
{"text": "《红楼梦》相当于贾宝玉写贾家，《小时代》相当于刘姥姥回村说贾家。", "question": "同样是描写奢侈华美的生活，为什么《小时代》给人很装逼的感觉，而《红楼梦》没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要（要），不要（要），随便啦（要）", "question": "在男女交往中，女人希望男人早点明白哪些事和观点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两个小孩，从小喝一样的奶粉，为什么长大以后一个是男的，一个是女的？", "question": "两个小孩，从小喝一样的奶粉，为什么长大后一个喜欢吃辣的，另一个却不能吃辣的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和珅叫什么来着？", "question": "在影视剧中，如何评价一个演员演技的好与坏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为指定嫌疑人肖像画太差了，所以我自己拍了照片寄给警察。", "question": null, "star": 55, "type": "I2T", "image": "1336539"}
{"text": "哎呀，你别笑了，没什么好展示的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6945695"}
{"text": "你看我额头，这水温是不是有点高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuKyhtlqTePhHjW8icdNnOfjOzzwsc7sFstE4TK7nNXWy16Nlw0dAyC9A"}
{"text": "支线任务也不放过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sl7BbDJCNUqzebCOqJ34UHu3TurGyEibvq6uxNhdicLugNNa9iaIsj6DEG3IpwYBPsk89KWboyn8vww"}
{"text": "你就把吃的放这儿好了，我的手又不会像你的那样漏下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868ic7ZafHQ3TTZZsyT114LDPBaHic0icmDCgnAiboaZVNRPLJgUgzBNJsjWg"}
{"text": "比划 4 的时候会被揍。", "question": "如果从小只学二进制会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到全力被击打的球会很兴奋。", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "很久以前。", "question": "随便说一下这个故事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1979138"}
{"text": "没想到因为烟的问题会变成这样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5176501"}
{"text": "下面的答案都很一致的觉得很萌，试想如果文中性别角色对调一下……嗯真是耐人寻味。", "question": "把男朋友打哭了如何哄男朋友？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油！呼呼的蚊子啊蚊子啊蚊子~", "question": "虽然想忘记，但是却留在耳朵里的广告。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1638015"}
{"text": "残留的少数几根毛囊。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3467396"}
{"text": "奶奶你找的东西是不是这个？", "question": null, "star": 478, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp6nsd88sfj612o14djya02"}
{"text": "啊……这是被吓醒的‘嗯吉’的感觉……………嗯。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5683944"}
{"text": "地面反光！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjG2wAYHmdpD8ic2ObibYqryKR7cHcuqlwBJrviaVdgrwYfDsk8aFQiaOj46w"}
{"text": "听了十遍就开除。", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 36, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "这个男人无论对什么样的对手都会送上祝福。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6548451"}
{"text": "取快递时怀里的猫咪一直乱动个不停", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyXsHAmDbziahJR7RztYowd2ldj8K6Gvjp75DDNglnBb8Dnyc9qG02ic4Q"}
{"text": "快投币啊！快！", "question": null, "star": 168, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5y1ee0vd9j60u00whtc302"}
{"text": "我以前喜欢的猫咪被绝育了，我知道它是公猫。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6439955"}
{"text": "还在上大学的时候，有一天早上起来刷牙，刚拿起牙膏，宿舍的一个兄弟看了我一眼说，这么短的头发还天天洗。我嗯了一声，把牙膏挤手上开始洗头……", "question": "被催眠是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂！你是不是把衬衫和牛仔裤一起洗了？", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "1725648"}
{"text": "十级便秘患者终于出货了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BayLeIaGL8U72j269y6mjo5Znrhua8MJbL6Cvt7Eql1mbreymIicEeOFA"}
{"text": "为防止小脚趾撞到柜子而悄悄修改行走轨迹的守护精灵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1epzkqdb6d4j20bx09fgne"}
{"text": "无意中看到过一个热帖，主题大概是你见过的丑孩子……好多页，没有大豆油洗衣粉电影券做奖品也挡不住网友的贴图热情……居然看到同事家的孩子被人贴出来了……估计就是从各种拉票活动里取的材……", "question": "微信好友让你去给他们的孩子投票怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摸一凹——喵", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "我呢……最喜欢鲜鱼子了……这种摧毁生命的感觉太爽了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi46jskpq8j2152152aje"}
{"text": "建议封杀利益相关：被偷了四次电瓶的南宁人", "question": "怎么看待出狱的窃格瓦拉遭直播平台签约？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再也不手哦交换身体了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqDxZPkbqSZzuvDfTCjVnjEibbU7oInYcHsQfGScwDkcdVpRg20jLW2yvKyU2JshbkXVxQQbmuA8A"}
{"text": "他们俩（情侣）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3557007"}
{"text": "怎么选都行，只要表现出你的主动，热情自信就行了。题主去哪面试了？", "question": "一艘 500 人的船即将沉没，只能逃生 50 人，你会让哪些人上船？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人民币玩家", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grtlybt6lbj60oy0ww4oa02"}
{"text": "在女浴室的墙壁涂上强力胶的隔天早上，", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFibwwYL5SN3XxqMASGEJfiaIgE2Jt2n4HibvcmPrppIypNVSF9BzI9icRvw"}
{"text": "句句高潮，就成死亡金属了。", "question": "为什么流行歌曲都是只有几句歌词是高潮，而不是句句是高潮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你看不流鼻涕了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piam2EAAquY9x8FHjMicXO8F0AvQIF2Fh8MsyrXotQ0QePzEP68icl7dhiazA"}
{"text": "英明的领导有不同的英明，但是傻逼的领导却傻逼得雷同。我 tm 看到每一个答主的回答都觉得是在说我们领导怎么办。-我被热情的同病相怜者们赞得有点慌……", "question": "遇到个糟糕的领导是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题主为毛诅咒我的下一段感情！！！", "question": "我们为什么没跟初恋在一起?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《魔法少女猫小圆》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "黄泉的另一边，特别远古的祖先来迎接我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edveqmy5sgj20bf0aoq49"}
{"text": "董事长的遗像框。", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "不会为啥不买呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007XdJHwly1gkk7318kvpj30k00l7td9"}
{"text": "华妃为稳固地位献颂芝于皇上，皇上对颂芝说：你这身衣服不错。弹幕：脱下来给朕穿穿……", "question": "《甄嬛传》里有哪些有趣的弹幕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自古以来，就一直有人在说自己的坏话，我祈祷那个人不是我。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2628575"}
{"text": "你饿了吗？是吗是吗，那煮这个吃吧。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "97743"}
{"text": "孙正义", "question": "像龙珠但不是龙珠的名字", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444652"}
{"text": "你跟我只是玩玩而已吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqgoj6byytj30ci0elgph"}
{"text": "没有答案的人生", "question": "每次考试都能得100分的铃木太郎，他最不擅长的是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6843312"}
{"text": "他会被送到西伯利亚去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4428795"}
{"text": "上铺又尿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8M0rQdXbIuzIf0ibO1KA92u4ibdE63vxXngEq7Cd4dutJ6IpLgHH9kvqPw"}
{"text": "↗：“羡慕小孩子可以无忧无虑地玩蹦床”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "视频会员就剩最后一个晚上", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "棒打不还手的最弱男人", "question": null, "star": 56, "type": "I2T", "image": "7335686"}
{"text": "喉拭肛拭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3kw1XGexzeTXy5vbiaHOKPotZibERkZibR2cHicwPD37YfSEeqxOLE9c8Ag"}
{"text": "哥，咱们别硬撑了，还是问问黄药师出口在哪吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3Yce1iceyVvUrZib9ibdop9ZuIgnj8vTJJ0GkyfhVsNjPZwcn0UY30H1Fw"}
{"text": "只能漂白一部分的漂亮衣服", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1dnm1f8nzj20yi15ykd4"}
{"text": "梦还没做完，能走到哪里就走到哪里吧。", "question": "可爱的孩子在被抱着的时候的感受。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "1837601"}
{"text": "下一位，请问您的饲养动机", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g9sxa41pdqj20yi1db4qp"}
{"text": "被将棋新手打败。", "question": "一个能看懂一万一手棋的围棋高手的弱点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4821759"}
{"text": "今年六月份的时候去欧洲，法国入境的时候没给我盖入境章，我在酒店的时候才发现。想着去他们警察局问问怎么办。出门发现边上有警车，上去问这个怎么办，他们用英语回答我说不懂英语……然后去警局问这个怎么办，他们说这个没关系，以下是他们原话：「我们法国很人性化，不像英国佬那么死板。」呵呵，法国人鄙视英国人……因为最后还要去英国……在欧洲玩了半个月打算在德国飞英国，这个时候麻烦来了……德国海关小哥怀疑我偷渡入境，原因是我没有入境章，说欧盟法律规定申根签证出入境必须有章，我解释了一堆说这个是法国海关没给我盖，而且法国的警察局说没关系的，而且也没给我补上，然后手机调出一堆酒店和车票的 receipt 证明这段时间的行程是在旅游，海关小哥还是说法律规定就是这样，我可能要被遣返回国了。高潮来了……我一听说要被遣返就开始骂法国海关，然后德国海关小哥在旁边附和，对对对，法国人就是这样，做事拖拖拉拉，一点都不严谨……然后一起骂了一下法国人后他说要么帮我在德国补一个法国入境章好了……纳尼？？？在德国盖法国章？？？然后他带我去了慕尼黑机场小白屋，等了十分钟。我的护照上就多了一个在德国盖章的法国入境章…………最后出关的时候海关小哥还给我笑眯眯说现在知道法国人是什么样子了吧……", "question": "过边检 / 海关时遇到过什么难忘的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢谢你的来信。", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "现在的电脑病毒可以看到生产者的照片消费者用起来也很安心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmTU9en3PyHicmibO3t474BJjDibFaTicF0E39xsB8u8vSiaMlfLqRpG9NsCw"}
{"text": "“X小姐您好，我们这里是XXX，为了给您带来更好的生活体验，我们想要问您这样几个问题，首先是，请问您每天上班乘坐什么交通工具呢？”“风火轮。”", "question": "一句话把对方噎死是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那边起火的不是你家吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzazm9r5dsj30ci0eltbx"}
{"text": "通过打村民刷经验", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h491q7qspzj30ci0elgok"}
{"text": "红包", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6999485"}
{"text": "有一次去朋友家，因为只去过一次所以一进楼就忘了具体是哪一层哪一户了。我刚要打电话给朋友，就忽然想起我这电话一打，这厮不得笑话我半年啊！不行！此时的我灵光一闪！拿着手机就往楼上走，突然！Wi-Fi 连上了，信号满格。嗯，就是这家了……", "question": "你做过最机智的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在厨房里吃饭。", "question": "在旋转寿司店里绝对不能做的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6385428"}
{"text": "“薪尽自然凉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQMHmD9xtrKoM8XsBrgiadjiba39OcficChiaoA0hg8sYvHX01ibgGgoXG9Zw"}
{"text": "给老爸敬酒然后坦白自己是gay", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXOkKbGPUO7rHKZCBH93m2z4ticauqtryOQytaEmVdHZANOJ2kITBspdQ"}
{"text": "根据质能方程式，即大名鼎鼎的 E=mc^2，牺牲质量可以得到正能量。", "question": "如何拥有正能量呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那天我在路上看到一棵奇怪的树却没想要告诉他", "question": "什么瞬间让你下决心分手了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我听过一个朋友说他们面了一个很漂亮的小姑娘，虽然她每一轮都没过，但是他们还是让她进了下一轮面试，为了让自己的同事能看看这个小姑娘。最后都看完了，也没要。", "question": "面试的时候看长相吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给前面的车降温。", "question": "百元店疯狂购物时常见的事情", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "4651305"}
{"text": "锁的链子", "question": "握着不可思议东西的寿司店老板，他手里握着什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723329"}
{"text": "扔你就扔你，还要挑日子吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "我一直都是油耳，不理解干耳屎是什么样的。有一天，室友在洗澡，突然惊慌失措的跑出来，用快哭的表情告诉我们她的一边耳朵听不见了，她当时特别害怕。第二天去医院，医生看了以后说，耳屎太大，洗澡耳朵进水把耳屎泡胀了。", "question": "耳屎能大到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要我还钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0ooQmDpEykxdMnic1e7s05KrbkXls5ia1YpQ6PNApUMwS2vr0LiaylTBsg"}
{"text": "钉鞋的鞋底居然装反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt72R3RPOZWXQSBiaI8GgSkzk2t9DHhWzBbegAlxlV3tdvbTDzbzHkgU4g"}
{"text": "猛追偷车座的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gglzjth245j210p10pqc8"}
{"text": "虽然摔倒了很痛，但我一开始还是笑着的，但现在的气氛有点不对劲。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6026915"}
{"text": "如何才能彻底删除360大礼包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr4icaEMic2CKJcgLEmXKGhetTwhZibPiacGVOHeXIQibv8PjyRl6NWqFjLdg"}
{"text": "爸爸：这么晚了你怎么不呆在家里？妈妈呢？\n儿子：妈妈说她有事和王叔叔谈，让我一看见你出来就赶快告诉她", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyFU71fa0qDdxIVZJTI0ZfKQuWzempLbHyptRVysvANyRvnicK8EflsCw"}
{"text": "西部大开发", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvw3qoz74nj20yi0ww7wh"}
{"text": "「快交出小鱼干！还有肉骨头！」『救命啊～我们不是一伙儿的～』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1jo38kiouj209t0dljt7"}
{"text": "35亿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7nfeaxmstj20u00u0jv0"}
{"text": "学渣建议购买文字解谜游戏《5 年中考 3 年模拟》以及 DLC《5 年高考 3 年模拟》。", "question": "有哪些适合学渣玩的游戏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，艾斯是哪个女人啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7289312"}
{"text": "半夜打开手机查询没有枕头脖子疼怎么办", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "胡说八道。", "question": "不能边吃屎边做。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7319959"}
{"text": "万花丛中过，片叶不沾身", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "听说你总结了六点和一个疑问？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHELQnEdMib4iaUialX1HQq1UN4PuI2YXXhsEtcsbicN4jXYCmqMeHtF8eFQ"}
{"text": "是不是变坏了……？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6449665"}
{"text": "那是因为人家不想告诉你他们的 ID。", "question": "大学班里没人用新浪微博、知乎以及豆瓣，正常吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "职务询问", "question": "和田亚纪子变身成为光之美少女时常见的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2855556"}
{"text": "蓝牙传输", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRvq6p6gV0doUwZFyOCn21ZPgnYZZ6DPfKTZe8U8ibtvwsu1CIfMZVT1g"}
{"text": "哈利·波特与魔法石", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4778169"}
{"text": "我就蹭蹭不进去", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "竞争激烈的比赛。", "question": "在全是女性的运动会上，最能引起高潮的比赛是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7326150"}
{"text": "那天在厕所便秘，久久不出来的是我毛利小五郎，不是柯南", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVnKl0mPgNtsE1x57FC1IhRhDibcHZzA65c4C2cSD8J3jdCzwibhpajiaHw"}
{"text": "送别的言语 武田铁矢 独唱版本", "question": "红狐狸和绿兔子。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3099008"}
{"text": "作业做完了吗！？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "上午出来的东西，这是什么？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3121583"}
{"text": "日本的黎明来了！嘟囔着说。", "question": "清晨常见的事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2482944"}
{"text": "你们知道为什么孩子的房间窗户上要装铁栏杆嘛？是为了防止家长辅导作业的时候跳下去。。。", "question": "「清华爸爸」辅导作业崩溃捶墙，如何看待此事？给孩子辅导作业是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用偷来的扫帚开始跑起来。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "那么，新娘入场了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4014649"}
{"text": "3DS游戏金币的获取已经超越了极限。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2345498"}
{"text": "保健体育教材", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5303778"}
{"text": "男方的相亲对象全都不合适。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3652585"}
{"text": "抱歉，总理宣布紧急状态。", "question": "一个月进出一次（每日）这样的事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043461"}
{"text": "家教老师就在附近。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "3554608"}
{"text": "哎呀！我喜欢你…（塔可唯酱，我已经…）", "question": "请您认真对待小豆糕。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "2494194"}
{"text": "工作、傻笑、工作、傻笑、工作、傻笑、工作、傻笑、傻笑、工作、傻笑、傻笑、傻笑、睡觉。", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "开锁", "question": "去动物园首先要做的是……", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6717072"}
{"text": "逃跑中的猎人考试落选者", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7069918"}
{"text": "哎呀！好久不见！ 之后，双方都没有说出对方的名字。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2132670"}
{"text": "视力检查时试图糊弄过去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h30qh2s53uj30ci0elwh7"}
{"text": "啊明！别让我这个助手白费功夫，我们走吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5353159"}
{"text": "刚刚扔的烟头已经在下面烧成大火了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwFxLZc99JmEV9ceG745lahlQ4f034knBrAKDJtn1MeUyGII8z0GNXOQ"}
{"text": "惟孔雀视角", "question": null, "star": 366, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmt1js4aglj611119fwl402"}
{"text": "穷则搁置争议，达则自古以来。", "question": "「XX 自古是中国的领土，所以中国对此拥有主权」的说法站得住脚吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中川家的关系", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207514"}
{"text": "告诉我去厕所的最短路线，以防万一需要使用。", "question": "厕所之神是唯一能满足的愿望是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5701053"}
{"text": "嘻嘻嘻，嘻嘻嘻。", "question": null, "star": 4735, "type": "I2T", "image": "5069635"}
{"text": "总有队员跑过来问该往哪边踢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewtx9wg49uj208i0asjsr"}
{"text": "昨天开除的部下真缠人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhrf0vsadzj30ci0el76t"}
{"text": "破洞牛仔裤制作匠人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g224sr2xs8j20mz0o4ad7"}
{"text": "老师让我掌握的重点和他给我打下的基础", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGgN7n36qWdHw8U40waAmbE8wWEPmOutzqmJmwTu4DCHDcvlcM66L20w"}
{"text": "其实我出轨了。", "question": "和她一起看了恐怖电影后的一句话就让我讨厌了它。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4910024"}
{"text": "这、这样会被别人看见的啦……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6109098"}
{"text": "加肠便饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvS4sSwDq9vQpCrUxxKC10ViaPxic3YQmsEr55eYgJsWibkFws04GqT1Lb3Q"}
{"text": "海淀医院医生边写边问：什么时候开始的？我：周日。医生忽而停笔：今天周几？我：周三。医生掷笔大呼：完了！我心中咯噔一下，难道起个闷头也有晚期？医生仰天长叹：今天限号我忘了！#你是不是在逗我#（知乎日报注：作者在评论里说，「闷头」就是「疖」。）", "question": "你遇到过哪些「奇葩」医生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家都进入了考试季节啊~", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5948878"}
{"text": "给星星吧。", "question": "这个人很任性，要求很多，一共有1000个愿望。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4808040"}
{"text": "那三个买贵宾票的老说话，好烦哦。", "question": "如何评价中国好声音第四季第一集？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海外版《爆笑王国》的开场。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5537002"}
{"text": "不说傻话。", "question": "早上好，今天的目标是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5196091"}
{"text": "当被问及之后孩子归谁抚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltia8qw64usian0TibibwVkj46zapSmLSX3NEB60FVTZ8AdW3YyTMSLAqWQqg"}
{"text": "从超市出来发现车被偷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYib8vVqEVwHoRcgTdpCLpXavO0HwkpSvmSFY2hB7r4FHtS9rVAW64AJg"}
{"text": "别碰毛绒玩具。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7034523"}
{"text": "遗产整理", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7232999"}
{"text": "班主任", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4sQvzL8qYicF4WHHBNVmzDOJVnCJkroV57CN5fWZMg9BlJ9faicH8Hpjw"}
{"text": "当热爱听你演奏钢琴的女友口技生疏be like：", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "从洞里探出脸拍照的立板", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hen9av4vd8j30ci0eln2a"}
{"text": "鼠标派和触屏派", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn8HicaYCcoQIus0zvWqANQ7ydQicYT3NjSAsh2OgaouK2k1ic0v36YBz3uQ"}
{"text": "本人肿瘤科女医生，我老公说他已经拉肚子好几天了，不严重但天天吃了东西就肚子疼。我一边吃着薯片一边幽幽的说了一句：我们科得结直肠癌的都这样。给我老公吓得哭着喊着要去医院检查，我说没事就逗逗你，去吃点益生菌就好啦。老公各种不开心说你一点都不关心我！还吓我！太冷漠了！我说：你这个病太小了，作为肿瘤科的大夫，真的，完全激不起我内心的一点涟漪……", "question": "学医的女生有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卷笔刀里的精灵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWrefSssAFO4jvdU2GyueyNx1G2G0RsnPlDggDf0kvb0pPWDOEFPEDicsRQ"}
{"text": "25岁的我弯腰捡了个笔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqvMC60dCJHadOxN09YzHh3L4UdeshicWnibP4z6tyWxTqcXsWiauUSwapg"}
{"text": "上学时，老师喜欢批评班上调皮捣蛋扰乱课堂秩序的学生，说他们是搅屎棍。作为一名老实本分的好学生，每次内心都仿佛有一万匹草泥马奔过！！", "question": "有哪些「一黑黑俩」的故事或段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“微”布鲁斯利斯", "question": null, "star": 120, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha8wql1ssuj61401hc7be02"}
{"text": "在食堂点菜时后面的人总想看看有哪些菜可以选", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQd08GXsWmybJzbHDbJFfD4ERNHA1mNsXqsJYOztDR0tDFBUOKRzSZcRQ"}
{"text": " 我21岁结婚。 ", "question": "男人太早结婚会影响事业的发展吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有人离开家乡去养鹅。", "question": "请问在东京旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386571"}
{"text": "粘贴复制多次导致像素逐渐降低", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "跳舞吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3MaoueGXRbzYosLpeESLj4D86Oam6NwyNR99xvvqVXkFy0O3Kibm2baQ"}
{"text": "对女子来说是herO，但对男子来说是Hero。", "question": null, "star": 316, "type": "I2T", "image": "6387802"}
{"text": "吃光杂草会不会招人讨厌呢？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6040060"}
{"text": "一只耳", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "其实我并不是为了你才做这件事的。", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "感觉累了就放空自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejwpxrvxa4j209h08vwfg"}
{"text": "可能大家都想知道三阿哥长多高了吧。", "question": "《甄嬛传》播出十周年，为什么至今仍被观众热议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了以防万一，先看看脸再动手比较好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4343902"}
{"text": "您认识这张脸吗？", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "3426240"}
{"text": "处理水可以正常饮用哦。", "question": null, "star": 77, "type": "I2T", "image": "7321724"}
{"text": "新来的，我帮你保养一下计时器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdSwbrHucq6vn0YibErX4dOvMypb1ZsbTsNEuiaTKyDrBvp4JN2RMyJSHQ"}
{"text": "你尽管攻击吧！我们没有人会投降的！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8lLbDR9wnia48ApgLyL8hYcQLwQicCKkQ2qB23phTxlrFNtB7hk8vVKrQ"}
{"text": "我和你吻别，在无人的街", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9pbjjkscij60w60rtaf302"}
{"text": "跟微信里的女孩说“想直接见面”结果旁边那个人的手机响了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAcn4ZOyEibGlJ81sbfRic06Dj4C24BDHE5m5LiaCicIZ0P2q2mBxaleW6WXgVnMTuRu8zOYf7ErHuOow"}
{"text": "设置了深夜的通信费用加价。", "question": "因为是深夜，所以讲恐怖故事。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1681669"}
{"text": "前年夏天，去大排档吃烧烤，隔壁两桌打起来了，互相打电话叫人，呼啦啦来了两辆五菱之光，一时间刀光剑影啤酒齐飞。我之前不是看过很多视频吗，不是说镇定吃自己的不会有啥事嘛，于是我继续吃我自己的烤茄子（其实是舍不得）。视频里是骗人的！我被人一个啤酒瓶打破了头，倒地又被好多人踢了，然后还被后来赶到的警察叔叔拷了！审问做笔录我倒是只记住了这几句话。「你为啥不跑啊？」「因为我没吃完。」「你可以带走啊！」「因为我没给钱。」警察阿姨：「这小子是煞笔。」", "question": "有哪些事是自寻死路？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“我真的不想面对圣诞节，能不能让我睡个好觉”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "鸟妈妈的视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFwMibhl7UtYv6e0GxyDianJgYd762fyqB3sV2L9JaN8YM6pj3ErYHZTkQ"}
{"text": "前两天买了双鞋，于是想把之前的球鞋洗一下……于是，把电动牙刷换上旧刷头，开始刷球鞋……那叫一个干净方便……还有一个旧刷头是用来刷文玩核桃的。", "question": "你经历的什么事让你「在某一瞬间」真切地意识到科技进步给生活带来的巨大变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "认为真理在少数人手中的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdgbpyVUyibSiaV9sI8t4vxgyiaFMNS2fHHXxz9RUaGsCllNfGiafr2K2gnw"}
{"text": "明明是契约关系，偏要大谈感恩。", "question": "有哪些很 low 的公司文化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是你们的目标吧？牛群们。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3369859"}
{"text": "普京看着他的继任者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVg8aWCUzbyccNNsicqymHiajrrd9WjLib5LBpe6lLrcNGftPd202NHwutQ"}
{"text": "呜啊！有蟑螂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9STHeiakycC7Eibc5DrcNo5M7sfgJpPQjFF0g8NRKaJCp7cAicJIb1C56PkCDVsC5tzWSCpgJV9ibuzAQ"}
{"text": "就差一个程序员的创业团队我见得多了，就差知道该做什么的创业团队我还真第一次见……", "question": "你希望有一款什么样子的社交 app？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么刚买回来就漏气了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYAP8mhJtbnosic9sN9TJ4HwHpg58lfEl6n1r1vtykdJVrIt7RtxULNXQ"}
{"text": "没有鱼线，临时拆了双袜子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kPhhTBkibM20hic0ic2A1mGJoPKxoCFGPuASlQslsRj3ibw78Ove6oAqZKQ"}
{"text": "“她得了银牌，还假哭。”", "question": null, "star": 106, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "本来我偶尔也挖父母乱花钱的黑历史来抵抗他们，后来发现他们花的都是自己的钱。", "question": "父母反对自己买相对昂贵的耳机，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天线宝宝，不多说了，我成熟之后感觉他们太幼稚，和我想像中的不一样了。虽然他们陪我度过了幼年时光吧", "question": "有哪些让你庆幸及早脱粉的明星？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把衬衫还给我。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5930231"}
{"text": "为什么不行？这是在宜家！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8D2DXQoJUcehjdiaJOy6wMedgkdql063qaT81ndH7ESHx1Ca7MG3z8Eg"}
{"text": "薯片三包。", "question": "作为问卷调查的奖励得到的一些微妙的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3244331"}
{"text": "轻轻地拔出最先接触的刀。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3691287"}
{"text": "将从小养大的相扑仔放归大自然时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwr9xkeol9j30ci0elab3"}
{"text": "“追上那辆蓝色的车是吧”“你傻啊，明明是紫色”“黄色好吧”“难道不是绿色的吗”“你们这群二货能不能先把面罩拿下来！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1m4etj20gk0go42m"}
{"text": "就……就是那里！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghx3817nkdj20rc0x0wk6"}
{"text": "即使在月球零气压环境下也能生存的斋藤，但由于他的外表吓人，所以建议他穿上宇航服。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425164"}
{"text": "狗狗在喝水，汪汪汪~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4100848"}
{"text": "政府设计的新型交通信号灯", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2412073"}
{"text": "仰卧起坐起不来", "question": null, "star": 572, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghq6ocmp1hj20vt0vtdhy"}
{"text": "去夏威夷就靠游泳了，省钱又健康！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1347830"}
{"text": "从前有一只大鱼和一只小鱼。有一天，小鱼问大鱼：大～鱼～大～鱼～你～平～常～喜～欢～吃～什～么～丫。大鱼说：我～喜～欢～吃～说～话～慢～的～小～鱼。然后小鱼说：喔，酱紫，造了！", "question": "你看到过最好笑的笑话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "行人横道", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "这个大雄的妈妈是一人食的。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3291903"}
{"text": "嗨，小姑娘。", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "7248578"}
{"text": "环切手术成功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksJaD9agVFsvOF9FD0Bz651Q1leEhU9DeEiaHNViaQCHkFW6PWO5miaFHnw"}
{"text": "放心吧，不用问，如果违法方舟子会接着告的。", "question": "自称「全球第二好用的智能手机」违反广告法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就因为没有在托尼老师那里办卡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W1NXWOfLoHUoH8rLm0aRk4qVTazMXSXLzbV95D1L5VQiaCM2R4YOvzgQ"}
{"text": "必然后者。前者的话我就没几天了。", "question": "你会选择过三十年精彩无比让世人都铭记的人生，还是八十年平淡无奇甚至有一丝平庸的人生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猴子也有各种各样的哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906963"}
{"text": "要主动和游客要吃的，不要在一旁呆呆的卖萌。", "question": "第一次去动物园，怎么做才不会被看出是第一次去呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "获得了时间暂停的技能，但发现教室里都是男的。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicnVQoNoCYbpFsErPoANKjz3FkmU8XJPw7XmiaSib3xBdTrARjvYuMYzfg"}
{"text": "有人尿了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5472030"}
{"text": "绑匪发来了儿子的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtElJfXryLovOib5MUMA5hjqc19BjaicFY19rGib5PhxGDmNLr1fqyJ2JADA"}
{"text": "给段子手喝的，补充灵感。", "question": "沙县小吃里的汤总会有一个黑色的梗，是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据说精灵宝可梦总共有151只，但我小时候看过瑟蕾比，所以最近才发现应该有152只。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6705974"}
{"text": "他和女朋友吃烤鳕鱼，马苏和海带，喝酒的三个人。", "question": "我讨厌这样的小美人鱼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6939529"}
{"text": "补牙时我的感受", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TT9JIkVZmDo13QKU2XEjfajfGSk9pNZia17ic0zsF5JlZhrSia0wicE3iccA"}
{"text": "双方父母开始脑力激战。", "question": "和儿童房的叔叔阿姨交往怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389080"}
{"text": "大家好，我是你们的保镖，如果看到了一个叫“巴塔哥尼亚”的女人，请立刻告诉我，再见！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794480"}
{"text": "不退出！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3489704"}
{"text": "撒谎连篇。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585355"}
{"text": "什么？大清亡了！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcleTerER3ibRYGnaa1G6NpibkIFSaZvExqa0ibM0RAHLDfOQXibhtN7ePKg"}
{"text": "喂，你不把马鞍还给我可不行！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7295127"}
{"text": "二头肌入门练习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410Tu3nMw2S3OR2lg5saUSUpXH3eFoIyTGhcNJiaFKcLqpSt4BJYuoxq4yg"}
{"text": "咕噜咕噜飞过去被吃掉。", "question": "麻烦告诉我一下《进击的巨人》的内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263486"}
{"text": "记忆面包的时效快过了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "被要求自我介绍时的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL9LhNrJfcdNRo1qZSicqDZib47VzW61vMsiaibNicknbqfSnaNYbug6ne7Mkw"}
{"text": "既要被要求提供精品，又要被迫表示感谢。", "question": "我讨厌这样的父亲节。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2869761"}
{"text": "没有耳挖勺。", "question": "一掏耳朵就出来的都是讨厌的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6889024"}
{"text": "大夫，我卡在坛子里出不来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g9xiiim6ebj20uf0u078e"}
{"text": "中国制造", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3991455"}
{"text": "灶门炭治郎的衣服", "question": null, "star": 167, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxjblugyl4j6126135jzs02"}
{"text": "我可没碰着你啊", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "男人清楚的知道那只是 AV而女人往往搞不清那只是韩剧", "question": "为啥女人看韩剧会被说层次低，男人看 AV 没被说层次低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猩猿劫衣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibM8TaLCbpGq93Psq2xNMVje52Aeep06ceOOpRUft2wichsKLPnxn1e6Q"}
{"text": "在安全大会上被表彰的时候。", "question": "你们人生中被羞辱得最惨的一次。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6340342"}
{"text": "一会儿有人一挂，没人在意我们的饭钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLSaNsR3wEELazptXvNRTiaIHA2dzt7icDoDPicE5CeoicoyKDuicU9YibZD2g"}
{"text": "替我男朋友答。说好听点儿我们是情侣，说直白点我们是学习互助小组。", "question": "有个学医的女朋友是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "红灯区", "question": "大人的迪士尼乐园", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3981584"}
{"text": "曾经有个男生，说我脸圆圆红扑扑太可爱了，以至于想欺负我。顺手拿了两颗黄豆塞到了我鼻孔里，一边一个，还教唆我用力吸进去。结果他被骂的半死，带我去医院好容易才取出来。说出来你可能不信。 这人是我亲爸。", "question": "你遇到过哪些「说出来你可能不信」的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呵……你能知道我的弱点在哪吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bftLibLd2nK3lBKicAFuk5YpjC5PNyAA4hMkMZynobPvk3F6nwHE0jBHw"}
{"text": "当你发现历史课本上的某一人物适合涂鸦时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFIqNwKlhZCicGEzsfCaEUEB8tkxxZI1sCuPfXoAq7ImHaH7s1VL3N3wg"}
{"text": "当我按下Excel的帮助时它出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wEHkSpqmVJ0G7Aibrrs1aPrHcE9f8wwjzgbJRfRdrN2FM2ibctcicjicHpQ"}
{"text": "尝试偷偷用琴弓扶眼镜", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "街道上的树被砍伐了。", "question": "如果十亿人做这件事就会有问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7296535"}
{"text": "沉默的大多数", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "就落下这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9dq3ksuyej30ci0elq6t"}
{"text": "不愧是逼格高的人。居然去星巴克花几十块钱买杯咖啡和店员操练英语。我都是去家乐福拿一根一块五的火腿肠然后和收银台大妈操练法语的，一般法国企业工作的大妈都会纯正法语的，我走了一般她们会在我身后很有礼貌再小声补一句Salut！", "question": "在国内的星巴克跟店员说英语以练习口语，会被人投以白眼吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乐高拼到最后一步发现一开始就要装的驾驶员忘了装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVvyD6gWu44xhmAe2oT4Eo7wiamNgicREjtQH3VNRkPTGPP2g1dPLhO4Yg"}
{"text": "暑假过后从姥姥家回来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "啊，找到了两块钱。 说完后开始计算。", "question": "我讨厌这样的客人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6831631"}
{"text": "“长出胳膊”", "question": null, "star": 682, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "今天是年初休息的最后一天了……明天就要开始工作/上学了。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "每到会计的时候，就会说“唉，明天又有××要忙了！”", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "与子同狍", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "老爸转生成狗后生活一点都没变化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxrghcbvw4j30ci0elq7k"}
{"text": "但真希望是条狗拉的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTXbaPhVObwUuUU5Vz5Wc0SPTedVZNdmuSG4WnsgjpCjIg0H9w9plzIg"}
{"text": "再纹个「邀」。一股知乎范儿", "question": "背上纹了对象的姓「谢」，以后分开怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "魔女捡到了一个孩子于是做了一锅煲仔饭", "question": "如何以「魔女捡到了一个孩子」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "撕开黄条有办法", "question": null, "star": 115, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "加油舞蹈！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7080763"}
{"text": "混合游戏（男女皆可参加）", "question": "在平壤奥运会上，有哪些新的比赛项目将被注册？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4783040"}
{"text": "拦截急行乘客。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4125845"}
{"text": "万花筒写轮眼！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3812553"}
{"text": "和暗恋的女孩子聊了两句转头看到你死党的表情", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75Rl4y8owdOSpcOMIovVUVISXp0RdJjVVAohnELDQJySV85aOSqf0eaeg"}
{"text": "大量披萨送到了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5630589"}
{"text": "这顶帽子是我最珍贵的东西，我把它交给你，将来你一定要还给我.当你成为了不起的海贼的时候", "question": null, "star": 337, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4lpb5j0urj61401atqd702"}
{"text": "需要付钱。", "question": "我不喜欢进行疏散演练。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194965"}
{"text": "电梯里好尴尬。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2981669"}
{"text": "皮卡丘", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7254891"}
{"text": "先生，请不要用激光笔指向人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7052177"}
{"text": "人手不够的问题解决了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5545714"}
{"text": "爸爸给报的三弦课是三弦diy课", "question": null, "star": 372, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqqd0q3c2sj610x1d9wng02"}
{"text": "巨人队对阵勇士队。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6085485"}
{"text": "谢谢你一直以来作为我的爱宠，这是我的回报。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5392513"}
{"text": "神父问“你是否愿意娶她为妻”前，不知为何伴娘突然蒙住了我的眼睛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOH0NFUMyFt0dVU6hYwb8FsiaRADIUlialZWfJjT6LM08wo0iaebEjSRArlg"}
{"text": "诶？是我吗？我是竹笋派的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6051338"}
{"text": "豆腐派。", "question": "酱油党？番茄酱党？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2511055"}
{"text": "像被针扎一样的疼痛。", "question": "毛利小五郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 1470, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857318"}
{"text": "派对上站在彩球正下方的人", "question": null, "star": 535, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grulyctbvpj60ty10mqku02"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里失恋了。", "question": "试着用八个字来表示世界的终结。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7042511"}
{"text": "强力胶...", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "我在这表演从嘴里变出手帕的魔术呢观众却没看这边……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpg4ckrdvbj613e1ehguc02"}
{"text": "他们抱着这里是温泉的坚定信念往下挖，结果冒出了泉水，工人不禁大笑说搞错啦！", "question": "石油大亨的那些事。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3192312"}
{"text": "这里有个界限，也就是说这是我的私人领地。你们自己的人进来没关系，但对方不能随便进来。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854574"}
{"text": "实验报告要买学校的（印有校徽的）专门纸。", "question": "化学实验中有什么规则是过分严苛的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前辈，你在做什么呢？不行啊！我一直都喜欢你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4103849"}
{"text": "面膜快过期了一次性全用完吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFGxRIUiavha6H45tKjwRkeAXC9fwpTG9Fvic5cq5HSpzDoEsd2zfl1CfA"}
{"text": "你每次想交易时不交易，就跑赢 90%的散户了。", "question": "既然散户靠自己分析 90% 要亏钱，那如果我每次分析完，下单确认前一秒，却反着做单，那会不会就长期盈利了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下雨天开这么快，真没公德心", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "吃完自助餐的我去商场被推荐买孕妇装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBpwQfY49os3gOmAn8JNsIjhMLYzD0l9WsAnFx1OTFFrMmicERGWnh9Zw"}
{"text": "她的房间海报真是绝望的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3604306"}
{"text": "受害者临死前看到的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grde5wpxsbj30ci0eldld"}
{"text": "部长的示意下，快闪活动开始了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2499867"}
{"text": "老爷老爷，夫人生了，是辆雪佛兰！", "question": "如何看待即将在秋季播出的动画《哪吒与变形金刚》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蓝蓝的天空飞雄鹰，我在高岗眺望北京", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "不知道嘴里的大矿泉水瓶去哪了", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "吸烟室", "question": null, "star": 153, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw8vhnob0lj60nn162dij02"}
{"text": "好像感冒请假在家的猫咪朋友拿着打印的东西来到了门口。", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "2780367"}
{"text": "今天先俯卧吧，明天再撑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj1JUXhWgdicwcF5PLfZVAV1W0Lh4nvjR6kd4Kicdvn0UnJposwAUh8Miaw"}
{"text": "被老妈骂道：别说傻话了，快上床睡觉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4jh80vn3ej30ci0el414"}
{"text": "「始于颜值，陷于才华，忠于人品」大多数情况下，这句话应该这么理解：始于「颜值」，然后看什么都觉得是「才华」和「人品」。", "question": "有哪些一听就三观不正的话，还一堆人爱用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小姐，学下腰太疼了这个我们可管不了啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLbk4GaTJnvyWPSDNMjy2XvKR7l9MJqj4H8Jk36LnQd25UdEVoVASMjg"}
{"text": "果然爸爸也在地图上画了记号......", "question": null, "star": 351, "type": "I2T", "image": "3203283"}
{"text": "抢着买单结果结算了两次", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "方便面“十分钟就能做好！”", "question": "长～～～～～！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6962189"}
{"text": "欧美国家喜欢在深夜办大型活动，这来源于他们农耕时代的传统经验：深夜犁地，地里就不会长草。这是因为草的种子被翻出地表后，没有阳光滋润的话几个小时内就会死掉。他们当时并不明白这其中的原理，只是慢慢形成了这样的观念：半夜干活，会得到上帝的保佑。所以后来他们像是足球比赛啊、开幕式啊、发布会啊什么的都专门挑在半夜举行。外国人都这尿性，习惯了就好。", "question": "为什么苹果发布会通常在后半夜，他们不困吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那家伙还没作案就打算回家了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go2cxg4pgrj30ci0el0ws"}
{"text": "任天堂战争出来了！那可是个厉害的模拟游戏！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3039146"}
{"text": "竟然忘了带水裤，只好卷起裤腿下水了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR2KGr5Yq0sYRD2bVPQpKibxNGE15QQDRxJAlnqsV3gHGicH6sIQdEsVDxg"}
{"text": "其实这样挺好的，以前是不是烂片，进了电影院才知道，现在不用了，看看演员表，能省不少钱和时间。", "question": "一个演员的演技能烂到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "核导弹", "question": "请问能告诉我一些听起来很强的名字吗？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3386408"}
{"text": "这句话我打了半个小时。。就酱", "question": "痛经到底有多痛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "08年考研英语一大作文“supporting each other”", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "你们也吃了华莱士？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNTRyzeuuLfFVViaWbLgkpCreyj0z9MZtI8nvQPtrDt6DTYbG9bBD80gA"}
{"text": "好像还是把红色线和蓝色线剪错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwrZugWibrHicEIXs1JELm9wx1IaUkDJlibXwppHkZprNM1851W4eP7l7Og"}
{"text": "这个顽皮鬼！嗨！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268353"}
{"text": "把别人儿子当亲儿子算什么，我还见过把哈士奇当亲儿子的。", "question": "为什么完颜洪烈要收养杨康为儿子还对他那么好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "滚开，我来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZs8gxgTHVLKXMq8AJlhZb6tLcNdMeyp1GXf1tcicnzpGusKdkahbq1HzDezGTxokakL2tYwEOicFw"}
{"text": "今天的修造状态不太好啊~", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4959826"}
{"text": "朋友或邻居突然以大响声出现在你身后。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "这封信是真的。", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "戀笑比赛，终于有人忍不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrr6dibKIiaA7ws2Mb86iciaHGGcKYEcty7gicE3ex3Gw9MhERbtBCQtvHYNw"}
{"text": "八百年不联系的同学忽然加微信千万不要同意！", "question": "如何巧妙地躲避随份子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "白血球的胜利游行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ell6o3bp3vj20b60bx0tz"}
{"text": "求婚当场发现没带戒指", "question": null, "star": 97, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "民航的飞行员在天上大部分时间是在发呆", "question": "哪些专业问题在本专业是常识，但在日常生活中却不被人所知？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "科学上叫特效。", "question": "《奇异博士》中的魔法，从科学角度可以怎样理解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你可没说自助餐还要自己动手抓鱼", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": "如果在低空飞行，即使是突击步枪也能打到！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4148586"}
{"text": "陶艺大师制作的铜像手掉了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3072266"}
{"text": "头上放磁铁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAbeGNoyOricHbFdDk8QqMc4n3NlGJ9LIwLl5iaYwBoOJ3LbOVCECA3JNQ"}
{"text": "打死蚊子的时候可以说：「在我的力量面前颤抖、屈服，并为向我露出獠牙而悔恨吧！蝼蚁。」不小心撞到玻璃门可以说：「以我现在的水平还无法突破这结界吗？」吃饭时可以说：「人间的食物，竟然意外的可口。」（注意场合）踏出电梯门的一刻：「迎接你们的君主吧，凡人。」总之要把脑洞和过剩的自我意识结合，多使用倒装句和生僻的词汇，一定要注意场合，还要有一颗强大的内心。祝你们在中二的道路上一往无前。", "question": "生活中哪些话可以用一些中二的语句代替，产生让人耳朵一亮的幽默效果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的右轮子疼了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5040490"}
{"text": "连劝架的都听不下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icvfaich8fQMAE89Oz2G8m3iaXVoX4WR8zNY4V0G3srDGTLwiaibEp7Boe7A"}
{"text": "我看你就是和其他孩子玩去了吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6469399"}
{"text": "他爸爸好像成为YouTuber了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5942374"}
{"text": "擦玻璃时被调戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWyGyhcCcH5p3ynHx0tUibibJ0sxSLFODGhmGeYWFonAlDTyR2cmzLP2icQ"}
{"text": "家里住四合院儿的", "question": "什么样的女生城府深？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一休哥 -> 勇次郎 -> 卡里基 -> 这个", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "628367"}
{"text": "寻找下一个人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5351522"}
{"text": "看到剪完的刘海后带上人去找理发师算账", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glehhwoig1j30ci0elagc"}
{"text": "傻站着干吗！还不来帮忙！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx6lxqvmj20fw0fftaq"}
{"text": "回想起来，刚才的户检是我第一次摸女孩子诶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibGnVaGZ3q30sic5Zt5FAZsfh4ibL5NtAFzzASQVQrlnq7op7bzibiaDMRHQ"}
{"text": "你看，你属于草食性的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzKKKheQ67V1GN1fsxA4wQuShhDnBPIlaV0d59b6LIL0Dnydw9NKUzMA"}
{"text": "以铁腕著称的领导人果然是名不虚传", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWHwBoFOGMEHYAvwhEvgesf4xR5l3edeOvd1rvljZA6wtTYZABqtZImg"}
{"text": "说一下真实体会好学校：老师觉得你很牛逼，你也觉得老师很牛逼差学校：老师觉得你是 SB，你也觉得老师是 SB", "question": "名校和普通学校最大的差别在哪呢？如何克服这种差别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这手太菜了。", "question": null, "star": 2835, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146075"}
{"text": "把票拿出来就会暴露。", "question": null, "star": 221, "type": "I2T", "image": "7271871"}
{"text": "那只一直追杀我的蜗牛呢？可以关在墓外面吗？", "question": "如果给你1个亿，让你在活死人墓陪小龙女生活1年，你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脚尖好痒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h16417cyx4j30ci0elwfi"}
{"text": "我的养的柴犬在分手的时候被带走了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3710112"}
{"text": "你们这些人。", "question": "最近不太想看到的东西。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5353427"}
{"text": "求婚戒指，买大了。", "question": "你买的最失败的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "考虑家庭情况，把波妮交给您。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6263886"}
{"text": "团子的效果超出预期太多", "question": null, "star": 113, "type": "I2T", "image": "1571256"}
{"text": "这一个月，对我们的观念上了很重要的一课！证明了什么可以没有，什么必须要有！1、90% 以上的会都是可以不开的。2、许多班是可以不加的。3、街是可以不逛的。4、许多养闲人的工作岗位是可以没有的。5、许多饭局、聚会、访亲探友都是可以没有的，90% 社交应酬是可以不参加的。6、许多小毛病和莫名其妙的病，是不用去医院可以自己自愈的。7、许多饭馆是可以不上的，许多烟酒是可以不沾的。8、电影院的电影是可以不看的。9、生活是可以很单纯，没那么累的。10、钱是必须要有的！！！", "question": "新冠肺炎可能会对中国未来造成哪些积极意义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大一生日收到一个巨大的纸箱，包装拆了一层又一层，直到最后变成鞋盒大小时已经快失去耐心了，于是用美工刀直接捅下去想知道究竟还有多少层包装纸，结果捅完裂口直接冒血了，室友说肯定里面是小动物，被我捅死了，当场被吓成狗，根本不敢打开看！！！第二天送礼物的男生问我喜欢那个礼物不，我都不敢回答，但从他说话的感觉应该不是小动物，所以回去拼死打开所有包装纸才看到是一个透明胶皮制的爱心，里面装满了红色的颜料水和一点会浮动的亮闪闪的颜料，恐怕本来看起来会组成我的名字和生日快乐。_(:зゝ∠)_", "question": "你收到的最奇葩的礼物是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一周不用充电还有50%，您的主人真的没有朋友呢。", "question": "电量只有50%的手机可能会说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386177"}
{"text": "姐姐！森林里果然有什么东西！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt50g0v46xj30ci0elad9"}
{"text": "我们老师回答过我，地壳运动，生物进化，沧海桑田，基因遗传。还有一种可能，它不好吃。", "question": "连云港小区池塘发现 2 亿年前远古生物鲎虫，该物种能存活至今的原因是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鹿鹿无为", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsfmlrbrugj60q80s8tbc02"}
{"text": "白猫：“老师忘留……”", "question": null, "star": 110, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "火车发车后已经跟着送了半个小时了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esz78pn78nj20a208z76c"}
{"text": "怎么？妄想打耳洞减轻一点体重？", "question": "为什么打耳洞不会有一条肉被捅出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扫地机器人碰倒花瓶架子后自己开门跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW0woc4ozcg6tjgxDyovicd0CMmFg1SRGf3G4Ev6aRCbYOFgVNQCekRkw"}
{"text": "只取得了双轮机动车驾照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFeSCVbiaiam8HTQP1oSzSDiboAn6k9HzficHolRt7mcAy7HtIy5GEmmJmPkQ"}
{"text": "你丫敢再瞅一个试试？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "Excel崩溃了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6134850"}
{"text": "试着换一下遥控器里音质不好的电池。", "question": "即使明白没有意义，还是要去做。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1311758"}
{"text": "塞翁失马，焉知非福。", "question": "高考体检出色弱就没任何办法学习生物相关专业了么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“儿子被强力胶粘住了，怎么办？在线等，挺急的。”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "会修电脑还会吐槽的程序猿小哥哥~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "zu5932bSzJWuBibCp5wUias5wU3Qpn1XOUY5ib8bYhAVfibgMKLo0VyMbPU9fl3EIcRrG9wHQiacxjT7WruaiabUhBIw"}
{"text": "我要提前告诉你，我不是邓布利多也不是甘道夫！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6940598"}
{"text": "专业团队给掉进粪坑的客户做清理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVP00pYZkI6U34NCOYJAu7eD3NglU88MXRL9XjUBQ65nzT2caMdxO2AA"}
{"text": "在被子里试图摸索盖住的耳机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDxwITM3MHDjK4am0tNcibjY2G0yvVXkHxWlic2W3lnqyfNKkE4O149wibAyAdBspnU8O2KGeA3hlmlg"}
{"text": "这是您要的鸡腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eepxvszjuvj20bg08bmxu"}
{"text": "UHA味觉糖", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379472"}
{"text": "就他妈你叫夏洛？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "事已至此，请选择您的投胎目标", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstavYCM6ibvu2Yj2ZRT6qlj0LJ9HksPVwqNNicwSC6ia6HUHXKLDKiciaQ0eLg"}
{"text": "乌龟复仇损招", "question": null, "star": 511, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmncidzwkcj60zt1brq9i02"}
{"text": "这也不太像假发啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "会毒发身亡，毒发过程大概持续五六十年左右。", "question": "吃了一斤左右的小龙虾头，会死吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是个懒散的人，在家里很懒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6964244"}
{"text": "可恶！要是我有护自镜的话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlKuODr1Po50UuKJJlvN1CETCIR9M5QQJktNdWMzZJVVSYzVONy0QjEibdfrFCJfbI4mOYqhMhEYw"}
{"text": "没有被叫到班级聚会的家伙在饭店工作", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZwXglJNFDa6gW4UOQCbcGBnBUoibfN3UQ7faOylnsw7BrwyoCxeA3TUxA"}
{"text": "鲁迅为什么说这句话我不清楚，但是我建议大家不要随便用。军训的时候，教官让大家列队。我走到教官身边，拍了拍他的肩膀说，猛兽总是独行，牛羊才成群结队。教官没搭理我，自顾自喊口号，全体都有了，向右看齐。我说，吵闹。休息的时候，教官拧开他的茶杯喝水，我从旁边走过说，天才只是把别人喝咖啡的工夫都用在了工作上。教官终于生气了，杯子一摔要来揍我。我边跑边喊：勇者愤怒抽刃向更强者，怯者愤怒却抽刃向更弱者。不可救药的民族一定有许多英雄专向孩子们瞪眼，孱头！可能我跑得比较快，很神奇，教官竟然没追上我。我在操场转悠了一圈悄悄溜回了队里。列队正在练齐步走，走得不怎么齐，教官说，从头来一遍。我：从来如此，便对么？", "question": "如何评价鲁迅的「猛兽总是独行，牛羊才成群结队」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上2杯水就行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7f4jt8156j30ci0elgmq"}
{"text": "狡窟三兔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBGicAicuc0Ric7HRz3kWN86xdLYs99Nh2ASF0icAf4D9HwMomSiauNia3icFYw"}
{"text": "哈库：“这里会被用作拍摄《哈尔的移动城堡》的下一个场景。” 千寻：“真的假的……”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1512587"}
{"text": "Act3 3～freeze", "question": null, "star": 359, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "恋恋不舍地和主人告个别，再试着劝劝主人看能不能让他扔掉那只坏猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaibGibjLWIzmp1WkTeZvTxCdylkFUvaLv3picRibdr5Zcs43q2ibFJNYrhQQ"}
{"text": "你在意吗？你在在意你的胸口吗？别失败了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1548926"}
{"text": "《快乐暑假》《快乐寒假》", "question": "你曾经被哪些书名骗了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "飞机好近诶", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "没想到你女装这么棒兄弟这辈子没求过你啥吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssGE8QqoYOnMbRoYgBj3uJoXujfn1iaVLWNtNDfOsFp8GCzKHEg23fbJw"}
{"text": "突然忘记怎么呼吸了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3620433"}
{"text": "还有 13% 是因为充电线不够长吗？", "question": "如何看待「87%的人睡前一小时有玩手机的习惯」，睡前关灯玩手机对眼睛危害有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "收银员兼保安", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicaWX4woRicW5RiaWkzIoFL2AgMYhFWP0QZoLNSiajEeLK58DJBFjblaXMw"}
{"text": "生死未卜的尸体——在金田一耕助作品《借船十三号》中，现场展示的处方笺。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "5849864"}
{"text": "咱们踢足球吧，我擅长踢球。", "question": null, "star": 72, "type": "I2T", "image": "6457645"}
{"text": "System.out.println(\"Hello 学弟，学妹，女装学弟\"); ", "question": "如何用代码写迎新条幅？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "斩断情丝！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1227367"}
{"text": "员工：老板，这个高尔夫球洞够大了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXZ4MrNwhoKRjHYEgsCRQE5EXHJZXiaKibPjFWyy39H60uzmLezaQkR66g"}
{"text": "这次的Happy Set有6种。", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "3921331"}
{"text": "米奇的版权到什么时候？", "question": "米奇好像在搜索什么。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6636778"}
{"text": "那天回家她一抖被子说给我表演一个大变活人。", "question": "你是从哪个细节发现女朋友出轨的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喝醉酒后把公园里的铜像搬回家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgw1fiaDTiawGh9CxHicWibM9OtcO874tfuTHDjgHiaSFJicjibcICULZhaHmaqA"}
{"text": "空调安装工把晾在阳台上的调整内衣塞进了屁股口袋。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6996720"}
{"text": "万岁！穿和服！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5992465"}
{"text": "谁吃了这里存在的胡萝卜？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5068888"}
{"text": "下锅前大闸蟹看你的眼神", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXTocWN3q94iaTCBDyz1b43v3dSlsqLE7lniahdouv75Asvu6TIc6Uf0gg"}
{"text": "有一次和女友在没打招呼的情况下，去寡居的准丈母娘家，看到了我公司的男领导。", "question": "你去过谁的家让你震惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肯德基占领全城后麦当劳只能这样送外卖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFrZia8QmmUGazWKHVicGnP3bvCCrupUjE1S2DrDiadMM9NINvBsXvCibKeVibHI2Kyovm3ty8V6b2iaibA"}
{"text": "我要不要叫醒他？已经坐过3站了", "question": null, "star": 210, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "怎么办！女店员起诉了！有人把我偷瞄的表情发网上去了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs0jd5i8uwj30ci0elgt2"}
{"text": "拼车车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuUvIZNJqNPDX90fDxwHok3TrzibH5LNPFfA5IfcssDL09WNLE2ETfq8w"}
{"text": "直到回家都不能把卡在牙缝里的东西弄出来。", "question": "烧烤常见知识。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6522054"}
{"text": "炸弹人视角", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4658066"}
{"text": "我只有迟到的时候才会喊的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaMy5wtRGia9TiaKL6rKl0t17QHENonynLwZgxUutVxUfk8ZBupp6jlXLA"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈～噗嗤", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5353606"}
{"text": "在群里仅凭一己之力让所有鸡儿都休息不了的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGmw0VCDicKMypxNCic0FNd1IicY4ZxC9GHicJjkJSoWWZLNyiavkgyw007ogyribzlBxaG57CTBvYvNyw"}
{"text": "你的名字是...被保护的你。", "question": "把标题的一部分改为“守护君”，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5212839"}
{"text": "【跟着那辆蓝色的车是吧】【混蛋，是藏青】【是黄色】【明明是绿色】【妈的智障！你们把面罩给我摘了】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib7AAnv3yxGyljg4eCAibsjooqGWjcImeXubecvT8uCsQrTmEBjq417Vg"}
{"text": "亲戚聚会 ：1.来你看看我的牙（手伸进去，拉开嘴角）来你看看：（别让我看到韭菜）2.我女儿 / 儿子有个牙 / 有点黑 / 有点歪 / 八岁还没换 / 晚上张嘴 / 地包天 / 摔了掉了一块3.我妈 / 爸牙有点松 / 有点疼 / 掉了 / 医生说镶三颗 / 种一颗 / 补一下 / 杀神经4.医生让我洗牙 / 补牙 / 杀神经 / 做牙套 / 矫正 / 种一颗对不对 / 好不好 / 有啥危害 / 大概多钱5.补牙 / 做牙 / 矫正 / 种植材料多少钱 / 收我 xxx 贵不 / 暴利啊 / 太贵了6.你挣挺多的吧 / 你们口腔暴利 / 口腔要读到博士么 / 我邻居开诊所的专科 / 自学 / 买两套房 / 你回家开诊所吧 / 给你投资欢迎投资 账户 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx", "question": "过年期间，你的职业给你造成了哪些一言难尽的遭遇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "定时炸弹", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "你听见巴西人说话了吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1348690"}
{"text": "医生说我每天只能喝一杯酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euaglsng75j209r09gq4t"}
{"text": "你这个老头子还这么厉害，我好兴奋啊！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5641765"}
{"text": "我一般拆下来，等用的时候再拿出来放回去的。", "question": "你们平时舌头是怎么放在嘴里的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "走进了一家奇怪的美甲店", "question": null, "star": 173, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gymoyhols2j611s1ec7f902"}
{"text": "别人我不知道，乾隆爷吃了之后肯定赞不绝口。", "question": "如果给古代皇帝吃汉堡，他们会觉得汉堡比御膳房做的国宴好吃吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还有比 singlish 更简洁更有力更直白更接地气的语言么？摈弃了所有英文的繁文缛节，什么动词变化啥，不要在意这些细节，我们用 got, don't 这两个即可。什么半咬舌发音，不要在意这些细节，我们要响亮。什么意味深长的语意音调，不要在意这些细节，我们有丰富的语气助词直白地表达感情。语法直接用中文思维，加入方言和马来语的词汇，简直是大融合大和谐的代表。Brother! Where you? Wad?you are still in Buangkok, Walau Eh! Aiya don't talkkok talkkok lah quickly quickly come to Boon Keng lah ... The makan place you know or not? Sala you so blur ... Okay okay, got one Starbucks in MRT, I nua there first and wait for you K?请穿上人字拖大裤衩体会咋们 singlish 的阳光力量。", "question": "新加坡式英语（Singlish）有什么特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "政治家每月领的不用开发票的钱。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "所有压岁钱，都是你爹妈用真金实银换来的。不会因为你长得好看、乖巧、嘴甜，多给了你那么一两百。", "question": "春节走亲戚如何多要一点压岁钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好意思，前边那个美女！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3kQdgMSgMbZcbRRWMfZVFiaKjk3Z9xmXRG0Yxea5AGlGGceQxjSDkNI1A"}
{"text": "为方便翻页专门负责润湿指尖的匠人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdczcx76ojj30ci0elt9k"}
{"text": "你不能把这个世界，让给你所鄙视的人。", "question": "最能燃起你学习激情的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "压倒性的实力差距", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "198901"}
{"text": "谁说我的汗毛太硬了？我的头可不是在表示裤子啊。", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6495228"}
{"text": "第一次滑冰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fw35ljelv7j20n80n8tab"}
{"text": "我们八个人集合。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1930349"}
{"text": "Blue Eye White Dragon", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1312656"}
{"text": "我倒要听听你把我当拖把的借口是什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h860yppofrj30ci0eladn"}
{"text": "刚说完「那指挥真烂~」就进入了战斗模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9zxdelii2j30ci0eldhb"}
{"text": "黑板的反面完全看不见。", "question": "请告诉我教室走廊最前面坐着的人有哪些习惯。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3647844"}
{"text": "住手！别叫我爸爸！我不认识你这种人！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2879262"}
{"text": "好！就让这家收养我吧！", "question": null, "star": 314, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpzmz35snxj61081cbjzs02"}
{"text": "出手击打高球，结果没打中被三振。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4323324"}
{"text": "我来当基拉", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "公交起步瞬间赶紧去抓栏杆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotq5eZUSh8R3GSayqlJLkNECQt7fNmDdjvPHaR4myHbcINRxAgxwWbOA"}
{"text": "镜头后头还有大约一百人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4063807"}
{"text": "看不见人影。", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "华西医院和第三军医大的肛肠科排名都在全国前列.我不太相信重庆、成都人都没事。", "question": "重庆人、成都人都经常吃辣，屁股没事么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "烤也不错，炖着吃似乎也很好。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379619"}
{"text": "装饰卡车一样的猫咪巴士来接我了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6807018"}
{"text": "跳大绳不知道什么时候往里进", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evmv6nuc2lj209n0a3js5"}
{"text": "七天战争的善后工作。谁来收拾烂摊子啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6865661"}
{"text": "卫生纸好强啊，看起来都快打不过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibxbthqKyqaBtZEPmveMFxR5BfbsJ9RdaIUFS8WEsNNRdQW0LOf2rMRg"}
{"text": "昨天的海带没吃上。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496034"}
{"text": "皮肤科", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f0534ojmtfj20a608zjsy"}
{"text": "同时开了四个导航APP的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3FF2N5PkBRTYiasSUeeicCJgVWMHS1eozX7jTRm0VDvs3QZTjhVkYTp3Q"}
{"text": "谢邀。知道了。", "question": "你是通过什么事情才知道自己丑的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮卡丘的时尚检查", "question": "虽然我喜欢吃苦的东西，但是你有什么推荐吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2561275"}
{"text": "改开餐厅……我是认真的，另外几家逃生出来的人一定很饿。", "question": "新开了一家密室逃脱，临近开业却发现又开了3家差不多规模的，而且5家店都在一个大厦。有什么好的营销策略？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在这里吗？", "question": "闰年说一句话。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2655579"}
{"text": "螺旋丸还没出来就先被对方打了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzNdKVibRDo8jKN3qI9ibWGzUicEu9YxicFWjgM80BtibXzUObHcuhicaYaPS0A"}
{"text": "哇！你居然把章鱼烧切了！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4698712"}
{"text": "别让电流通过！绝对不能让它通过！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7128865"}
{"text": "給他一枚硬幣讓他放在桌子上", "question": "如何简单区分会下围棋的人和不会下围棋的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们会介意我在寝室养蛊吗，我以湘西人的专业知识保证不会影响你们", "question": "你会介意你的室友在宿舍养一条温顺的无毒蛇吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暂时先别潜水了。", "question": "我很快就喘不过气来，该怎么办呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7366004"}
{"text": "这张照片里有多少个物体？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6550754"}
{"text": "我们都有一个家，名字叫中国，兄弟姐妹都很多，景色也不错，老人都不图儿女为家做多大贡献呀", "question": "有没有哪两首音乐是因为巧合而十分相似？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回乡请出示核酸检测报告", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "太阳照常升起。", "question": null, "star": 2677, "type": "I2T", "image": "1403983"}
{"text": "香肠请避免阳光直射并保存。", "question": "用委婉的说法，你的裤子拉链没拉上。", "star": 14526, "type": "T2T", "image": "1961969"}
{"text": "你有什么不满啊？应该是你在生气吧！", "question": null, "star": 220, "type": "I2T", "image": "4602620"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里对狗狗说'波奇，吃饭了！'", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5639383"}
{"text": "得知不给喂食的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g08e1tebzxj20mi0m4jvo"}
{"text": "把泻药放在村口的井里之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLubP7l61oqeW1DG9MxvVl0zYlMticHvBcqzSLFIP9eBmmd4QOUX6Y1QA"}
{"text": "无法呈现出立体感。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6130057"}
{"text": "请选择游戏模式：单人模式多人模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2heos8pq9j30ci0eln1m"}
{"text": "陪女友时兄弟一直喊我打游戏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxClZgodt1gd2NibHkabWmIuUHhI0fagkDoZlicm9jxYEX1XpTZc39rRIsQ"}
{"text": "将近 4 年前的时候，我去一家银行面试。那时我 220 斤。面试的时候是穿正装的。当天我迟到了。一进门，3 个正在收拾资料的面试官一起抬头。看到了西装革履大腹便便满脸迷之微笑的我。然后 3 个人不约而同地起身，热情地笑着走向我。然后我说面试官好，今天有点堵车我迟到了不好意思。然后整个场面就静了好久。", "question": "面试时都遇到过哪些尴尬的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "闻到核的味道就想呕吐，如果能割掉我的耐性袋子就好了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500504"}
{"text": "《求婚大作战》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1fxfjj5j9r0j30p00p0jt5"}
{"text": "看到那两个狠字我貌似懂得了什么。", "question": "为什么感觉周围的人很笨？简单的事，明明可以狠简单的表达，狠简单的解决可是总是用最傻最笨的方式解决。", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到“请惠顾”的招牌假装没看见，结果被人盯上了。", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "3549430"}
{"text": "白神品槽等一下，我好像才是面试官", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4V3bAFTQkqFKFFVhvfSSXP3hFVGsOuDxe0s20FZrBOyUjiamEfIfonFng"}
{"text": "有一天小明在外面散步遇到老虎，小明没有恐惧，小明不跑，小明扑街", "question": "负面情绪存在的价值是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "晚会结束后女神坐上出租，我在车外对她说:「路上小心，到家了给我打电话。」然后目送她离开。「你是不是傻？你谁啊，还打你电话，她连你号码都没存吧。」旁人鄙夷道。「你才傻，我这话是说给司机听的。她一个人，万一司机是坏人知道有人惦记就不敢乱来了。」 「切，你就是傻！」", "question": "有哪些看似很傻，实则聪明的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把到处都是凹凸不平的报废车当作练习对象，修好了它的外表。", "question": "驾驶粗心大意，在驾校里发生了463次事故的人竟然拿到了驾照，这是什么道理？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349859"}
{"text": "魔法少女变身时爸爸走过了电视机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HQXgYgticibs1enEB13f9qerxicQf7wJmgPOLpNNjcLeGkzzZXzEhfaHub4icNA8jTv1SptUibyIePxYw"}
{"text": "《信条》和《花木兰》的状态:您请。您先请。不不不，还是您先请。还是您先请好了，别客气。………………我先不来了。", "question": "北京时间7月21日凌晨《信条》宣布撤档，你怎么看？「可能会先在北美以外地区上映」，会先在大陆上吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当发现你和很多人都有很大差距的时候，你就甘心了。", "question": "当面对一个极其强大的人，自己又不甘心就此承认与他的差距，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人类尝试了“别按啊”这句话的实际操作。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5914972"}
{"text": "因为咀嚼和剥皮正好组成了一个相对连贯完整可循环的节奏。", "question": "为什么开心果吃了就停不下来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "智商高，性能好；情商高，兼容好。", "question": "对大多数普通人而言情商和智商哪个更重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们两个都太粗心大意了，不能掉以轻心。", "question": null, "star": 8889, "type": "I2T", "image": "2135181"}
{"text": "以上由阿喵为您现场报道快切回到演播室！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtbxfkqgi3j30ci0eljus"}
{"text": "没有经验也可以。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5756700"}
{"text": "班上唯一一个不怕小强的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkHqbLbhXQosZpH3dfqiacpN6y1ibibmjbNSxQvgXlZXoccgJtYtkAKDIqA"}
{"text": "一看就是杨过的姑姑", "question": "于正为什么选陈妍希演小龙女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静香不小心按了一个按钮，导致大楼被毁。", "question": "在哆啦A梦的世界里，如果出现了高达，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510102"}
{"text": "为什么只有2月29日被特殊对待？把我的生日改为每四年一次就好了！那样的话，我变老的速度就会……唱歌啦！", "question": "闰年说一句话。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "2655579"}
{"text": "一会儿飙车，我先压压腿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVWzlXTY99Tk3YUssibiaicDicKJt2UMln6ITryicxqDkbuQPqsQJiacROea7C5ztecY64cVicIHkpgaGJg"}
{"text": "戴上眼镜的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mibsxeuiczH4GgWHsgbjCrkuOMc4aKdo1T6VibtIQh6iaZFy0mcCpLiavpBg"}
{"text": "在班级戏剧中没有得到角色的学生们。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "7354634"}
{"text": "他们在隔壁房间大声说话。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1886193"}
{"text": "上级领导来视察", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4REIEbsTumXoZMXbibPTHhkqibBqxZhtp2nSy9OiclBib5DrntdNdWTluL9Q"}
{"text": "刚刚那鱼得这么大个儿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr5cw8cbj20u00w843q"}
{"text": "镜子挂得太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4DIx6Uibq39XN6C7K7YGiaBvSEW1W9wy6VplP87wA7d3XbmzrFI1iame3g"}
{"text": "你的初恋是印尼人。", "question": "如果我对十年前的自己说些可能无法相信的事情，那会是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4704539"}
{"text": "猫掉的毛。", "question": "宇宙中有什么是无限的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肥胖的我经过走廊时所有女生都这样", "question": null, "star": 224, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsue4w1roqj60zr1bpq9u02"}
{"text": "就这么拽了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb1rl79a6cj30ci0el0y6"}
{"text": "在不影响早恋的情况下学编程算不上是不务正业。", "question": "初中生学习编程是不务正业吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宿舍五黑发现对面落单一妹子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNBBwbHkE4zRejiaic0CrvsBB76TicJ5j7iatqzA9sP9d0IVruC2IJ6U5B3Q"}
{"text": "在家练习发动摩托车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibdjX5k5sPDRAb7Z2DycsDp3ZofZvvlbKlNCIEnicJxSH3icGZUIGxBZSA"}
{"text": "等我注意到的时候已经在保卫太阳系了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7156190"}
{"text": "敲了10分钟门了厕所里的人还没出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4q1t7v9dwj30ci0eln0v"}
{"text": "你去哪鬼混染了这病传给我？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hh7s11u0ccj30ci0elmya"}
{"text": "你们被子被人偷走了啦！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "把偷吃我们的布丁还回来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDz5829YCsNxcvrDbU4d6YCUXzgwIyA0icJMSkyE2xqPA5pN4S9jQN07afxHProkTgxoFSt0kGeN0w"}
{"text": "在万圣节那天，有一个和孩子们混在一起的呼吸粗犷的可疑人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2253161"}
{"text": "有人报警被人非法监禁，而且电话马上打不通了，从上到下极其重视，各种查，最后发现报警人在我们办案区，因为吸毒被抓来的，手机上交前报的警……", "question": "派出所接过哪些奇怪的报警？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天晚饭吃得很早。", "question": "无法接受的早退理由。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6983790"}
{"text": "你好骚啊！", "question": "睡觉之前，男朋友抱着我使劲闻，然后说“你好香啊”，我应该怎么回复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "私密马赛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHPry3FkEF74fetvXU7Je1gwEIf2YmiaE5ATw3qLMC2cbCibhvia5DyndpA"}
{"text": "题主小时候是不是也纠结过考清华还是考北大的问题？", "question": "世间有那么多美丽的女子，可我只能得到其中一个，每想到此，总是郁郁不得欢。怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "磨牙时间", "question": "绝对不能添加到足球的新规则。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6504458"}
{"text": "宝贝，刚刚弹痛你了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVNeBSyz7qmIznh1hwV8Kic4UHDcuR9icytsMljzjIoQWQ01IahIAf2oww"}
{"text": "接下来，就只剩大雄了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpq2r57yzcj30ci0elq8y"}
{"text": "独生子女的特征就是以为别人都是独生子女。", "question": "有哪些特征一眼就会被看出是独生子女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他掌握了我的弱点 - 寿司。", "question": "在旋转寿司店，我不希望这个转到我这里来。", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "3374345"}
{"text": "下一个是小夫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hek4m40u32j30ci0elju7"}
{"text": "神明什么的，都是错觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1220447"}
{"text": "请您对我们的服务进行评价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgW2paTVJVRxBiasRYdH4GyeRuw2ya0ro8KiczcfgaicCiaiaNJibTTBkc0zZvQ"}
{"text": "下面开始面试，请用你手上的乐器打动我吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHH7YD5yhDALg88XafcLW1ibLKGu23WIMqspBIicZXicX6Fib7qV7A2c3FNw"}
{"text": "iPad支架还没到货", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "是不是把颜料都混在一起了！说的那么黄！", "question": "千鸟信夫似乎对南瓜炸肉饼很感兴趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7180981"}
{"text": "印玄！别再继续了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6516021"}
{"text": "有空就闹事。", "question": "当奥特曼的活动时间从3分钟变成3小时的时候，在最后阶段可能会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937128"}
{"text": "她不吃", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "「请选择包含~的图片」验证难度太高了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6vu6sr7qfj30ci0eldkk"}
{"text": "一份简历照片的例子，左边上方的人姿势不端正，看上去很傲慢。", "question": null, "star": 45, "type": "I2T", "image": "5743371"}
{"text": "此路是我开此树是我栽打从此路过留下小鱼干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tIdoEDbDx8oibce8ib7icaypW55NUeSjh6ib9vPzaxYG80KYOmtEuibP2e6Q"}
{"text": "我想让观众看到，于是跑向他们，但还没完成跑步。", "question": "马儿竞走，仿佛在说米洛、米洛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5707592"}
{"text": "勾股定理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrlRHoW09hrv3icEPWoDa1smHuHWQLH2vheUpqBxISRlYNic8KVCyouZsw"}
{"text": "原来是耶稣把金针菇引进地球的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tcpibic3Bakq3q9PBF7X51IFjSwkRsQB92HiaA7c084rV47WLz9FOd8osGrPjn0Tibb1QfKy9icDgXZcA"}
{"text": "多功能厕所与其他功能的厕所", "question": "说话方式不同但意思相同。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6267185"}
{"text": "羡慕，你们老师还能认识学生", "question": "为什么蹭课会被老师赶出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃完薯片的手。", "question": "有哪些类似「西瓜最中间那一口」的美食？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么每次扫黄都有你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ia8s5ibjaptsHoU1AibDdg9iaB09V154DwHGJZI6rrsPLcMRQqb31iagkJpg"}
{"text": "你老婆什么时候才准你家养宠物？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibOH7XGkbArlUCiaOQlMGAjGV3UB1UIBn1Sjan5mhCTRzyEoEknyQQZgQ"}
{"text": "手部清洁运动", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5116621"}
{"text": "把女朋友纹身上了，现在分手了怎么办？在线等", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMhhM52fvNgL7nu3unFrgeTNU0ia965LxQxsiaK59OFWUtNwiayEzRiack5g"}
{"text": "丘比特工作40年纪念照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNWibhOpELGibVgLqXVYIfgaws6N9ZictUQ1LF8euia61NtVtk2UDE9DUyfA"}
{"text": "嘻嘻！快窒息了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6821632"}
{"text": "待你长发及腰，必被卷入机床——金工实习时老师的告诫。", "question": "长发及腰是一种什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“疯了那么久，是时候找个人接盘了。”", "question": "「谁，执我之手，敛我半世癫狂」是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我老了指定不镶金牙！", "question": "如果我拉出的翔都变成等重量的金条，会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「叫你们负责人出来！没想到出来这么多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1brw2p28nj30ci0el78b"}
{"text": "坦克", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3007834"}
{"text": "马斯克马云早期会谈记录", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6El9GDOXayM3Ma9hN63IAtCPcmcFhxzI9xRYglfw06RTMbjy1ATe1Ukcg"}
{"text": "外星人会以为整个地球都在放烟花", "question": "如果所有造谣的人都立刻原地爆炸，会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "经常遇见。", "question": "和2C版本相比，在用手机应用版本进行打诨时感到不方便的地方。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "2777071"}
{"text": "我说我要染头奶奶灰，你跟人说我要把奶头染灰？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2YST4mUSO8rpO5SRiavaqicRMtxeKflAxC66WDCzOP6HoAGRoicJeMxqI1ZicImqoibL1OiaibXaPuNCHg"}
{"text": "鸡泥台魅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNQ8r8r43e9HgcLwic6C0rbn3wJ2yVYYJk1SaQhmXhEgFxiaS9hCK7c2gA"}
{"text": "吃巧克力饼干的时候，是那种把巧克力全都舔干净的类型。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1863082"}
{"text": "买一大把树莓派，把现有电器都改成智能家居。从此每天早上醒来以后，坐在沙发上喊一声“上朝”，各种电器都忙活起来了。外卖小哥来了都有机器人开门。机器皇帝，爽爆了。", "question": "出租房有哪些提升夏日幸福感的家电推荐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我看到了镜子。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "1875528"}
{"text": "救命啊！我也要被封印在那件衣服里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R9GWs8bbrQaUhNWDACcAq7hd153MDNdOQxIUHyJxt7FnicDORicbWQvtukhIYmARrHlnr1RLo2iaFlw"}
{"text": "在电影开始以后才入场的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWsDsMOt6xzOiccMk20cDgx9sIujtpte0eOL4IQjbiaM87hxP0z6yV0ficg"}
{"text": "？？？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "求婚中的白天鹅", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6794861"}
{"text": "来中国后，才知道中国有多大。曾经认识一个搞音乐的法国姑娘，性感漂亮而且十分热爱健身和骑行。来中国之后不久就因为共同的爱好而与我相识。我俩大概认识一周左右的时候，妹子问了我一个很严肃的问题:“中国有这么多自行车运动爱好者，也有很多出色的自行车运动员，为什么不像法国每年搞环法赛那样，每年搞一个环华自行车赛呢？”我:“……”两个月之后，我俩跟着骑友俱乐部从北京骑到了克什克腾，到达克什克腾之后，我在中国地图上将我们这次骑行的路线标记出来，给她看了一下。从那以后，她再也没问过这样的问题，一周之后，妹子买了一台电动车，从此告别了自行车运动。其实我当时就想告诉这个妹子，环华自行车赛即便搞了，也不可能是一年一次。如果那样，第二年开赛的时候，上一年的选手可能还没回来，当然更大的可能是永远回不来了。", "question": "有什么事是外国人来了中国之后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她只是一个可怜无辜的小口红，能犯什么天大的错。。", "question": "有哪一只口红就算它犯了天大的错你也会原谅它？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "性价比高的就是暖水袋，性价比低的就是电热毯。", "question": "请问暖水袋和汤婆子有什么区别？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6860169"}
{"text": "吹长号 12 年，于是有了性感丰唇。", "question": "学一门乐器到底对一个人有多大的改变？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "浏览器记录给我看看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibnKLqBUeiciapsUcMzGvWhwjXYYkyhkgkk0w3dmm4tMFKjicx2UbP2hNGA"}
{"text": "我的左手掌有一个疤，小时候和小伙伴们一起玩闹，不小心跌倒弄破的，很疼，流了很多血。现在，偶尔看到这个疤的时候，我想到的是那个下午的愉快和欢闹。", "question": "分手后，男生什么感受，还会想起女生吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为桃能加一滴血哇。", "question": "为什么桃代表长寿而不是其他水果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "手掌就能把面粉怪物烤得香喷喷的变异力量。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2327478"}
{"text": "下课", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "没有残缺。", "question": "相扑比赛在雪中进行，只有术语和人声。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5810279"}
{"text": "快快！还热乎！快拿去捐了换钱！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kRaD59ere0vazt1yHXoIePtWupkia8aVTiaT5lbgk6HOpjGgE6GsJ1Caw"}
{"text": "声控喷泉", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "《破产姐妹》，每一集其实都是一样的——Max 吐槽 Han 的身高 + Max 吐槽 Caroline 蠢 + Max 夸赞自己的胸 + Max 骂一些陌生人。Caroline 吐槽自己穷 + Caroline 和 Max 一起吐槽餐厅。Oleg 讲黄段子 + Earl 耍老年帅 + Sophie 进来一阵欢呼。然后就没啦！", "question": "哪些美剧过誉了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好好看看吧！", "question": "千鸟 兴许是在做游戏教学角色的时候会说的话吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629615"}
{"text": "知道双子塔的遭遇后，开始练习闪避", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiakDfibbMJctfqHtb6lrzDoUcdO5juLpbVPwcg8JjZuV01ZfMRTjYESzw"}
{"text": "一流选手的助跑跳远被连续拍摄后，发现他们在肉眼看不见的速度下仍显得从容不迫。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423040"}
{"text": "女人的懂了", "question": "世界任何一个地方都很适合。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3901745"}
{"text": "抱歉，坐下的时候没看到你", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "星期五是13号。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "thank you 谢谢你，栓Q 我谢谢你了。", "question": "「栓 Q」和「Thank you」是一个意思吗，有何区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（啊咧……还没动手怎么浮起来了……难道说旁边那小鬼！？）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gpcab37yh4j30ci0elwmb"}
{"text": "他在附近的人面前说了谎，说你妈妈的头是方的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4044208"}
{"text": "在隔壁的礼堂举行葬礼。", "question": "这种婚礼我讨厌什么样的婚礼", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4827874"}
{"text": "克林的事啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4354286"}
{"text": "空调 加 棉被 ", "question": "人在什么时候最舒服？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "傻站着干吗！还不来帮忙！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9ek0su32dj20fw0ffgnl"}
{"text": "脚太长了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6761337"}
{"text": "白马王子在等下班。", "question": "这个木匠的女儿啊，我怎么没注意到呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2393173"}
{"text": "昨天有人帮我，送了我一个大福饼。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7355601"}
{"text": "伪装成用功准备考试的高中生，实际上在夜晚欣赏猫咪的夜神月。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7356459"}
{"text": "普通人意外地出现在大河剧的片头曲中。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3399611"}
{"text": "竟然是水管。", "question": "请说一些像勤劳感谢日这样的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6252047"}
{"text": "被夹住所以会变棕色。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5001660"}
{"text": "钻头就是我！ 的研究。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941238"}
{"text": "抬头看月亮，发现的不是兔子，而是奇怪的东西。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4529653"}
{"text": "看表得先吹口气。", "question": "体毛旺盛是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "遇到什么事，都不会想着拍照发朋友圈。", "question": "什么叫「见过大世面」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "外面拍照的，进来帮我播一下电话号码，谢谢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvHJdjAKw7QoMSWCu0loUPOvY2P599g7ehEEVHogibVsd9nxIPNprOEQQg"}
{"text": "我已经吃过苦头了。", "question": "请告诉我灰姑娘隐藏的秋天秘密。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6715607"}
{"text": "哎哟，什么啊？蓝色的彗星。", "question": "在哆啦A梦的世界里，如果出现了高达，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510102"}
{"text": "biu", "question": "怎样用一个字表示「快速、精确」这个含义？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不小心将女友家猫巨大化的我", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "没坏处，说的是克林吧！", "question": "把漫画、动画、游戏等中的两句话混在一起说，就说出一些荒唐的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772257"}
{"text": "成功当上班长后，为何不干掉全班同学？因为他不想写 50 份暑假作业。", "question": "美国发明出原子弹后为什么不趁机征服全世界？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "魂斗罗等候出场的第二条命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcLmXBOMS2BjsZGXBVTQdQbO8Zxvial6tKg10nUBJn19haiat5GPHBzXdA"}
{"text": "把这个头缝上去后木偶侠就完成了呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1B0MQr5T9MTcRcH5POFUvTFoX1oVvc6I8iaQk1VicLRp4XdSQou6nibtsA"}
{"text": "爷爷……再来我家住的时候，洗澡前记得脱衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWreKzvoUypfdicQjns9royfj6Y9gAO3UB9omiaoZK8CVa12U91DXre2LRww"}
{"text": "在前行的路上，父亲感到困倦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6284412"}
{"text": "憋不住了→出来了！→只是个屁又来了！→不好不好→拉身上了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwxe8fkt3ej30ci0eldix"}
{"text": "张作霖跟交通卡联系，有种肯尼迪代言敞篷车的奇幻感觉", "question": "如何看待沈阳市盛京通公司推出张作霖「大帅币」交通卡？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "将数字6画成一条直线。", "question": "请问如何测量一米？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4131956"}
{"text": "糟糕了！哆啦A梦的语言设定回到出厂设定了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8NHiayNicJLDcyFJJrJjicfXablqho5T1hKIvZfjJl6dNR7rn7DTZSLunA"}
{"text": "「不行……来不了……最近演的……最近演啥了？哦哦想起来了可以来一段。」咣……「不是，您再等等，到第三乐章还有一声。很快，差不多再等半小时吧。」《论学习打大镲的重要性》", "question": "如何让父母不强迫自己在客人面前表演？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候看到大量同龄人都接受教育，预测自己长大了会出现劳动者数量暴涨，自己很难找工作。然后自己果然不好找工作，90 后。现在准备出国读博士。", "question": "你小时候思考过哪些极为高深的问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在澡堂打工呢。其他的再找找吧～", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2725509"}
{"text": "钓到章鱼想做刺身，结果耳边却响起“还是烤着吃吧”的声音。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "301764"}
{"text": "贵！我有过被房东赶出门的经历，树立了一个坚定的信念——买贵的东西。你现在买什么价位的衣服？电脑？各种用品？价格直接翻 10 倍！于是你会发现，你就不需要整理什么东西了，因为每样东西就那么几件。", "question": "关于房间的整理与收纳，有什么好的建议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说过云这种东西吗？", "question": "​目前已经实现了无线信号传输、无线充电，那么是否可以实无线传水？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回想起来，那就是第三次世界大战的开始啊。", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "2669817"}
{"text": "误把猫咪丢进甩干桶，拿出来就是这样了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuM8SeQ62tEL18Fozh3ibiaabh551I94HY2S5ndDx235I0W33gs9VxCF4w"}
{"text": "这个叫蹄筋。。。白痴，这是前爪。哦那爪筋。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "便秘的马云", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qz5xUefSxEx6UMcXxoEfteOeib6aFWm4hU9Wgfwqz7ZlDMYCEdAKb5MDTC95ubg4Lib0vNDOZOMic3Q"}
{"text": "日中友好幼儿园", "question": "非常具有攻击性的幼儿园命名", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7093902"}
{"text": "沙雕墙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGmw0VCDicKMypxNCic0FNd1uoKrO1FurxTWktk4OMp3au67Fk9DyVK4uth2jasJlrgXGq4tZ9ic6pg"}
{"text": "告诉他老婆，要拥抱变化。", "question": "如何看待疑似天猫总裁夫人喊话张大奕：「再来招惹我老公，我就不客气了」?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金正云的中文常用表达是 Kim Jong-un。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2684531"}
{"text": "「都跟你说5米以上归奥特曼管别再给我们部门打电话啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROyn1c0Kt7Jviame1IE2nvXZyib5cc5zN9MvxAswnYR6UZrj5EMM0jq6yHYhzU1xboiaAh2nGR2o9ibA"}
{"text": "上班", "question": "不畏艰难挑战的勇敢在这一代年轻人中是如何体现的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚吃饱的蛇想剔个牙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcWL5sibibjh88wGlUNpUg7QxJEJQCbZuOwZibYDtG1jicQFoI3d54EL3ahA"}
{"text": "我的老乡范围从西宁城西区扩大到了亚洲........", "question": "作为全校唯一的中国留学生是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "蛇皮被全撕掉就KO。", "question": "《海底总动员》里的常见事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6884763"}
{"text": "这人长的好看，他要动了。", "question": "把漫画、动画、游戏等中的两句话混在一起说，就说出一些荒唐的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772257"}
{"text": "qb 找上了一个社畜：「和我签订契约，成为魔法大叔吧！」社畜没有回答，而是把 qb 塞进了包包里。到了午休吃饭的时候，qb 又冒了出来：「和我签订契约，成为魔法大叔吧！」社畜还是没有回答，还是把 qb 塞进了包包里。晚上下班了，社畜到了家里，qb 又冒了出来：「你到底要不要和我签订契约？」社畜回答道：「我是一个社畜，没有时间打魔女，但是有一个能说话的狸猫还是挺酷的。」", "question": "为什么《魔法少女小圆》中 qb （丘比）不找大叔签订契约成为魔法少女？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海带在热水中增加。", "question": "这是丽莎的久违的精彩一集，那标题是什么？", "star": 397, "type": "T2T", "image": "6944329"}
{"text": "也可能是公司差的表现", "question": "加班是能力差的表现吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "月全食", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1elbxmujxtmj209s0bi3zx"}
{"text": "借钱给我，我来反驳你。", "question": null, "star": 90, "type": "I2T", "image": "7217375"}
{"text": "谁、谁在抱怨工资高？", "question": "是不是大部分程序员都在抱怨工资低？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了新 MacBook Pro，半年看了三场发布会……", "question": "如何评价 2016 年 9 月 7 日的苹果发布会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂喂，你好，哪那位", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvxim5iuvlj20yi189nlx"}
{"text": "敲回车的正确姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5afQRtYLk5yCKxB5WXZqtcWkpcEE4LRcYe3lppeuJoo0oc9fE8LzbfQ"}
{"text": "除了 2345 系列实在想不出还有别的，相比之下 360 系列都显得慈眉善目的。", "question": "Windows 上最应该卸载的三个软件是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别害怕，把你当初不戴套的勇气拿出来。", "question": "女朋友未婚先孕六个月，家人还不知道，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给我理成光头，理发师跑了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "你丫叫谁白玉米呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gocrrxorpaj30ci0eltgr"}
{"text": "首先把木头削了，做把螺丝刀。", "question": "我要成为一名职业高尔夫球手。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5320111"}
{"text": "南极的企鹅能听见吗一?", "question": null, "star": 440, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr2xb1s6nwj60zu137q9o02"}
{"text": "赛后", "question": null, "star": 344, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsz76ryjghj61181bxdqk02"}
{"text": "翅膀的膀和膀胱的膀是同一个字", "question": "说一说你看过的最逗的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把香蕉掉下来。", "question": "请您告诉我遇到别车时的应对方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619361"}
{"text": "屁的后坐力太强了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBCKE0NnusHAXQmk1OS8gOBhoKrrmDFXL7xlYa04kS2qENzhKb0M9rzxAoicY5Fd5HXx2zGMBJ26Q"}
{"text": "每次点的都上反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhuyg2q0zcj30ci0eldh2"}
{"text": "忍者水獭变身混入泳池", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "某个德国助教，在快餐店点餐，想要两个汉堡，比了手势后服务员拿来了八个。", "question": "和外国人交往的过程中，你经历过哪些令人哭笑不得的误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咱们自拍吧，宝贝。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6296186"}
{"text": "我喝可乐他们骂我，他们喝大米粥的时候我也没少骂他们呐。也就五五开吧我感觉。 @康壳 ：下次偷偷倒保温杯里再喝。", "question": "31岁了在家喝个可乐还要被骂是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「叫你们店长出来！」出来后不知该怎么办了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwex99053bj30ci0el422"}
{"text": "你能分辨出哪个是猪吗？", "question": null, "star": 206, "type": "I2T", "image": "5968634"}
{"text": "守岁钟声", "question": "如果有的话，讨厌的FamilyMart进店声音。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623649"}
{"text": "多少年过去了呢...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388603"}
{"text": "大雄，听说你彩票中了头奖？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBuicwTvLBa4KiaUzACvW3OBvnzBfPw2Zia2LLFhCibicuSTK7d6YTkcHlqE90kzLcjF8qBcMtSnN5PwAg"}
{"text": "魔术表演中，只有变花这个成功了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibTuj39QyfwuKeOtu5IPOlPdICOgdOkHE1frzQw1w66jgB06NWDzIdVg"}
{"text": "赶紧看汽车说明书……主人要把不会开车的卖掉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHk9uFOCzyfnDBm4rOpRL66DKgQt6lhzicqGTVQQGbGQWHSm6yfPGAtcmQ"}
{"text": "线下聚会没有人来。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "5002587"}
{"text": "只用石头剪刀布，不出拳就下地狱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872164"}
{"text": "鸭子的蛋飞出来了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7216272"}
{"text": "先迈出左脚/再迈出右脚就可以走路了～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7qp3zzwkij30ci0elju5"}
{"text": "呐，这个月的薪水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnpnyjw11cj30ci0el0vv"}
{"text": "不承认工蚁在工作。", "question": "工作方式改革是什么样的改革？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3383406"}
{"text": "「跟你说过多少次了，不许到单位来找爸爸」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eawdxjjuyhj20bj08swf8"}
{"text": "爹死娘嫁爷病重，弟妹满屋屋漏风。同学玩耍我勤奋，师长夸我向阳红。年末大考转眼至，亲爷此时寿命终。痛彻心扉心意乱，茶饭不思急病生。老师冒雨来补课，班长带队看友朋。但见屋内徒四壁，众人泪落不成声。同学老师齐捐款，校长亲自送手中。感动无以立大志，誓做中华好学生！", "question": "初中作文能矫情到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "3 岁女儿那天指着超市的柜台说我要吃跳跳糖，我和媳妇都吓尿了，这孩子还不识字，况且现在卖跳跳糖的很少见，女儿肯定是第一次见到，她怎么知道这玩意叫跳跳糖？！ 莫非是 80 年代的孩子转世？前世的记忆？ 我困惑了很久实在没办法，问宝宝知道大大泡泡糖吗？ 健力宝？ 北冰洋？ 崔健？ 后来她奶奶说话了 我给买过跳跳糖。。。", "question": "人死后会转世投胎吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "IT 男还接触不到妹子…… 大洋上漂三个月搞勘探的都还没说话，甲板上的海鸥都是公的。", "question": "IT 男，接触不到妹子，怎么找女友啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看手机看得眼睛模糊了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089714"}
{"text": "真的，我们创造了和尚的传统。", "question": "只有棒球队的人才明白的事情。", "star": 139, "type": "T2T", "image": "5356303"}
{"text": "边上乘客在用阿拉伯语讨论问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAic1xIZDibFib1bcZb1MUZMGVa7Eiao2xsKQqCb5YibaBvJQ8ewgNciaAy83gA"}
{"text": "爷爷，奶奶，姥姥，姥爷，太奶，太爷，叔叔，伯伯，舅舅，婶子，舅妈，阿姨，姑姑，表舅，表哥，堂哥，妹夫，外甥，侄子，堂伯，堂叔，姐夫，嫂子，小姨子，小舅子，姨夫，姑父，姨妈，舅姥，舅爷，表叔，表舅，姑奶，姑爷，姨姥。", "question": "中国完成了哪些在外国人看来难以完成的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妻子的喜剧。", "question": "男人的悲剧是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572120"}
{"text": "别在意，只是睡觉姿势不对而已！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "445021"}
{"text": "这是什么cosplay啊？我完全不懂。不过能吃就行。好吃哦！来吧，一起吃吧！", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "6410967"}
{"text": "抓到一个成精的金针菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWH7WCP9JWbNBx46jbLpv0HAEptEsmKzdu0pEHUYf1IiaWBCn3XvicuUhQ"}
{"text": "从我有了一个清华的情敌。", "question": "从哪一刻开始你觉得读书是有用的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "CZU日牌吐酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T95kK6UxjRRibRd1Ajfr0VyqQ3ibEvoibhZtMiaErCGZbk2Lr0fNHEUA7Zsbm0VQTaxaEOubH8mBtyrQ"}
{"text": "开团前先给本方开一个隐形喷雾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQrUfxRz3DdPe21iagoicgGZIklRjonJs1k17fiakz2YGHWQOAr2ZRGWZKg"}
{"text": "你在云南元谋，我在北京周口手牵着手，爱让我们直立行走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrAeShhxSELxXOFpr7QpkA1XQnGrU5IFMaibs9KqkVGPHbD5nzLYNfTPA"}
{"text": "我点一下，你就会认为自己是女人\n我本来就是女人啊一看，我催眠成功了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHQAjWoVslGos8iab2mYyCMibibnoXgnPDJ1tbbF6gUDkHP253u56yhvfng"}
{"text": "铁锅炖大俄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXOTeFQOvcH3MXEttU6VAcwjeEnHsy0Pq89snPibjibmBZPfMGCr7WEdQA"}
{"text": "柯南，今天的聚会是家宴，实在不能带你去啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXFKQ3IibkNxiaLmaQhJfyXX2YHedPfjsYvDia62gK1F3IiaJnDTCh7jR3Ug"}
{"text": "朋友的歌单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibXCWJttzRj38Cl0xqLcotvdQMvWft5vTHKjmE2rRQ7r9pR1O82UGaTA"}
{"text": "过了20岁就不太会兴奋了吧。", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "这不就是传说中的文盲么……", "question": "会说一口流利的日语（其他外语也行），但不会写是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要出现:女生自用，学生自用，小白不懂的，留给有缘人。这几个不要买，大多都会翻车。创业失败，网吧倒闭，公司抵债，女生自用，学生毕业，出货留学，矿场矿难，家用闲置，年终奖励，北京面交，出有缘人，高配电脑，媳妇不让玩，更换心机，出旧回血，成色 99，货到付款，移民美国，工作室倒闭，当兵入伍，入手二奶，工作出差，媳妇被绿，朋友结婚不想玩，重金求子，全家去世，国足惨败故出。皆为 360 度无死角飘逸，飞天大操灵车。", "question": "如何看待二手交易平台上「女生自用 i7」的笔记本？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁又把井盖偷了！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "“你说什么？离近点” “呼！”（猛烈的吹气）", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "因为在景区赤裸上身被管理员骂了", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "在大人的店里听到会泄气的回答排名第一。", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "生发和盆栽技术看来还真不一样啊老哥", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7qhtdipxqj20hr0g2gn3"}
{"text": "妖怪没召唤出来但手里的贡品一点儿没剩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtLjOJjdQBY6bHPzTjqH3l5UEicSsnhcNRbH1c6pwTSlMQCRSd8iaBZicQw"}
{"text": "你觉得海豹怎么样？", "question": "不要问冲绳人这个问题。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4872117"}
{"text": "什么？有证据吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6001962"}
{"text": "「哦豁！178号、195号选手在距离终点40公里处展开了冲刺！你俩认真的吗！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h92gi7cxloj30ci0el435"}
{"text": "由于实在找不到公共厕所，只能采取非常手段了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7244117"}
{"text": "这是我的背包。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6732232"}
{"text": "面板猜谜攻击2", "question": "请你从那个节目的名称中只取一个字，然后把这个字去掉，制作出看起来不太有趣的节目。", "star": 55, "type": "T2T", "image": "4102861"}
{"text": "北京市禁止公共场所吸烟，王源在北京公共场所吸烟是违法行为。李佳琪又不在北京。", "question": "为什么王源抽烟被骂，李佳琪抽烟就可以？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谜底在吃咖喱饭后揭晓。", "question": "将标题或名言的一部分变成家常话，夫妻之后的家常话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3837300"}
{"text": "大妈，店员不算促销产品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4JrrWORh0icaEHibQoPmC69DTuAqDzfckzGiciaqGKqgwBRD2cmYcpM6Bpw"}
{"text": "每当出现“绮丽”、“美人”的词语时就会回头看一下。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6344553"}
{"text": "充Q币吗？\n不，我是贝爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQWdaDquK6tNr7LCT9ia5yMRXUrvMjtRAGbcB5jqu2yUBv8icqR31clFUQ"}
{"text": "管子有了，该怎么撸呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetND8ZB5ePaJIuc8merWFhtzJzb9cBhgS1ovFxDVzKl4oPucerJOkdgKw"}
{"text": "！吴语，亦后要吃牢凡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYo0YWgiacKB8EEiaL0o4X6GQIMMU2uaLVULRnYUpibtLT9qT6jT96E7viag"}
{"text": "「你们知道他有多努力么？」", "question": "被鄙视者称为装 X 的行为, 仰慕者是怎么称呼的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被育儿累垮的小猪妈妈拜托了我。", "question": "三只小猪的可怕秘密过去是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1792245"}
{"text": "哭泣的孩子会被原谅，但不安慰哭泣的孩子的父母会受到罚款*视频举报有效。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "犯错误让我妈打我一顿科学研究表明，打屁股能提高记忆力只能帮到这儿了", "question": "如果再给你一次机会，穿越回高考前一天晚上，你会做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎样阻止女友化妆？现在化妆品含铅量超标，各种添加剂，对身体健康百害而无一利，怎么办，在线等挺急的。", "question": "希望男朋友健康，怎样阻止他喝可乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全力召唤会让自己缺氧。", "question": "在战斗中陷入危机时，可以召唤出两只金丝燕帮助队友的山田同学的烦恼是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194415"}
{"text": "你这是在鼓励她生气，知道吗？", "question": "惹女朋友生气了，想送她一台相机哄她开心，有哪些值得推荐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不管是不是Instagram网红，什么都往自己身上套可不行哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6202609"}
{"text": "让自己说出这就是北斗神拳", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "扶手被拿走了，偏偏在这种时候人来人往。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6939300"}
{"text": "获得「透视能力」第一天就发现了老爸的秘密留下心理阴影后再也不用了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsf8kmsievj30ci0eln3p"}
{"text": "等等，生命保险的审核还没通过呢！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3731641"}
{"text": "老了牙口不好，放这里等吓软了再吃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqMw8FRXY7GjNmgNPdc74Kkt7mzXhw0Diaa2tE8TibI5PvC8Yibm8AzwXicQ"}
{"text": "-你们在笑啥？-没啥没啥哈哈哈哈哈", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "水浒呗。哥哥！哥哥！哥哥！", "question": "如果争宠的是一群男人会是怎样的画面?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "AngryDuck.com糟了！出门前忘给它猫粮了！", "question": null, "star": 564, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsizi30y38j611314kq9502"}
{"text": "驾驶地球的人轮班了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxneria1Wsmfzv7pxOymf85Z1kjBBjjClbNO77qO1buBqEQqnKdbDxplSiboQ"}
{"text": "哇！安利！", "question": "把你的二次元幻想打破，认清现实吧，自我感觉良好的二次元爱好者。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "996241"}
{"text": "题主您好，您的汉语不错，对中国历史文化也很了解，再在这里待几年，您就明白了。", "question": "为什么起点上没有穿越小说，描述穿越宋末或明末，并完美帮助元、清避开所有的不利、入主中原的小说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为看不顺眼开始互相超度起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tyzicx87WZbs3mhpHgghrFseaxmAJ4Ho2vT2ZqtmvlxV1MK92hkFmGibRHOgejkc2ktKhVp1UueWMA"}
{"text": "我找到了一张大餐巾纸，所以今晚的饭就用它了。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "2509268"}
{"text": "按顺序说吧湖南大学，中南大学，国防科技大学，武汉大学，华中科技大学，中国科学技术大学，南京大学，东南大学，复旦大学，上海交通大学，同济大学，华东师范大学，这些是长江中下游 985 大学。西安交通大学，西北工业大学，西北农林科技大学，山东大学，这些是黄河中下游 985。中山大学，华南理工大学，这些是珠江中下游 985。", "question": "中下游985有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为押韵。", "question": "秀恩爱为什么分得快？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，你小子！在我洗完澡后老是缠着我，很烦人耶！这样会让我受伤的你知道吗？", "question": "请善待我妹妹。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4467385"}
{"text": "这个按钮是干嘛用的？", "question": "人类文明最后的一个问题将会是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玩具总瞪圆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNXKSbePYkUuYcOUwxULh8Bf6JKJU1aVC824a2tT78yMDEvmZwsrZK5Q"}
{"text": "今天上班没带工装", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "目瞪狗呆", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "女儿呀，你都20了，还跟爸爸妈妈一起睡是不是不太好呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkmvFW9EqqMyxPIWlMICq43ptEHnOVl6ATmlERZ4YlrY7nOufiaNic7mdA"}
{"text": "我一同学的大学迎新横幅：十年寒窗终圆梦 壮志豪情谱新篇！……什么，你觉得这标语不奇葩？？？可是，这横幅挂起不到三天，新生甚至都还没怎么到校，横幅却在众舆论下撤了下来！在校学生们给出的理由是：谁他妈的十年寒窗梦是个三本啊。", "question": "你见过哪些奇葩的横幅、标语、告示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上帝保佑你", "question": "闪电九号（可能是棒球技巧）", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4387674"}
{"text": "她在等待他的第四个清晨。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3072714"}
{"text": "海艾斯左右摇晃", "question": "在文化祭举行24小时的时候，常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4803454"}
{"text": "幼儿园老师检查洗手情况", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3dDQUFmcxA516yPJHJY4I0M0YGicTHNRnwaM5JE3oYD7JwhicXDG8ibjHQ"}
{"text": "用啤酒当鱼饵的后果", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqUj4icMYZX585MzWXN7zzyuwFLxx7ibQ6Vw6vYkROFqlde94MSVhktPEg"}
{"text": "我就奇怪了，大冬天的谁家小偷穿着类似于睡衣一样的衣服和拖鞋打电话叫开锁公司开门，让后进行业务活动呢？（一位零下十几度把自己锁在家门外的智障如是说）", "question": "开锁公司怎么确保让他们开锁的不是小偷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「你晚饭吃什么？」「靠又得重新录了。」", "question": "你在使用手机 K 歌应用录歌时，遇到的最大的困扰是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现充", "question": "大扫除时应该丢弃的第一件东西是什么？", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6949148"}
{"text": "虽然有很多事情，但没意识到自己的问题很奇怪。", "question": "动漫中常见的两个搞笑例子……像是那些看起来不太可能唱歌的酷角色居然在唱角色歌。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1418031"}
{"text": "爸爸从来没有培养出一个超过35岁还玩泥巴那样的孩子！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "3055682"}
{"text": "暴力解决不了任何问题！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7bpzjnmahj30ci0elgmp"}
{"text": "出人头地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibInibYfcnyOQ4Ggiar43NjL9mpK8XF1q3pVpRwI41cHwGYhkpAIVUYicDw"}
{"text": "时间停止玩太多次了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk462dfVrCcTyYdtZzUiagrUiaqshIFK3Riba6K38Tj9ozyWUXxEDpl3Niajw"}
{"text": "这里是排队买铜人本子的吗", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "孙悟空是我打的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386973"}
{"text": "当你的神奇宝贝毫无准备就被扔出来时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLciay6cgEfQOfwpJVJIBObQZeVLa20uqfSYib6spziaNIkHR9bpW91HU9fA"}
{"text": "见到朋友介绍的“跟你很般配的”相亲对象。", "question": "你是通过什么事情才知道自己丑的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "丘比特的箭", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpsh1yszp5j60lx0x1q7302"}
{"text": "吃什么？", "question": "每个人每天内心思考最多的问题是什么？理想？梦想？生存？爱情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“差不多可以不要再涂了吧，它们终究还是能发现我不是布偶猫的”", "question": null, "star": 337, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "松子100岁。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4303994"}
{"text": "洗手了吗就来吃饭！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gicfrqemv3j20x10ox7pc"}
{"text": " 我们宿舍四个人四个群聊还不是因为……游戏每天要分享不同的群聊", "question": "你见过大学女生宿舍里哪些可怕的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所以，我想听听关于西瓜的故事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6669986"}
{"text": "深度学习", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6S48cBCWeU6xLdC2cWnPaYNCwmNSJpQltZOdj6UtY83z6nIdk9NXyTA"}
{"text": "坐在教室里就困得不行。", "question": "你们有没有什么奇特的生理反应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三年BGM", "question": "这种糖我讨厌！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5968746"}
{"text": "神医", "question": "医院的名字让人感到不安到无法忍受。", "star": 1839, "type": "T2T", "image": "1404431"}
{"text": "分手。", "question": "初三，父母不给买switch，怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男主人扔过来一个花盆后女主人抓起了我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hemgx04t2uj30ci0elgrf"}
{"text": "来自阿根廷的怪物在欧冠登陆不可明说的魔王掀翻宇宙航母拉玛西亚的叛逃者与巴萨决裂梅西与圣日耳曼传来转会绯闻至高无上的球王陛下于今日抵达自己忠实的巴黎", "question": "巴黎圣日耳曼官宣梅西加盟，如何评价这笔签约？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“喵”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g3xgx8mtbfj20m60m540p"}
{"text": "每当我的脚碰到杯子弄翻水，或者解开的鞋带绊倒的时候，我守护灵绝对会笑得肚子疼。绝对是这样。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "对面的佐藤先生说他被外星人带走了妻子，是真的吗？你觉得呢，阿里斯？/哇啊哇啊/你在说什么啊你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7300916"}
{"text": "滑动狗头解锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QUloW7qvOgc1WZ9yV6FWN6HKzPXibBF6fWgkSXD9FibuKNFT2xmAsxXwicdY8TLf0rRqzRG6iadFFb4g"}
{"text": "阿笠博士：这回看推理电影时没人瞎比比了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8koKBpdJm6a2re21oCd1EZx0Gw5SmjQtVTV70J5GxsS3mU7VXknUbEQw"}
{"text": "因为科技只管吃穿住行，不管贪嗔痴妒。", "question": "为什么科技水平提高了，人却没有更轻松？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学，老师告诉学生：“森林里有只老虎，已经被我关在笼子里，我会带你去那个地方，然后给你一把猎枪，告诉你猎枪怎么用，并开枪给你示范。然后你跟着我学着开枪把老虎干掉。”中学，老师告诉学生：“森林里有只老虎，已经被我关在笼子里，在森林的西北角，我给你一把猎枪，告诉你猎枪怎么用，你自己去森林找到那只关着的老虎，干掉它。”本科，老师告诉学生：“森林里有只老虎，具体位置不知道，不过大约在西北角的位置。我给你一把猎枪，你自己琢磨一下该怎么用，会用之后去森林找到那只老虎，干掉它。”硕士，老师告诉学生：“森林里有只老虎，具体位置不知道，不过肯定是有的。你自己想办法找到那只老虎干掉它。你可以自己去买一把猎枪，或者用其他的方法。”博士，老师告诉学生：“森林里可能有只老虎，也可能没有，而且我也不知道它在哪，也不告诉你怎么干掉它。给你一些前人的笔记，你自己想办法去吧。”", "question": "本科、硕士和博士有何区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "故意反复停下敲门，让两人哭泣。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4676798"}
{"text": "Wow,you can really dance", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px18hvEzFTf2SF4IKcbTeOFAZ2KbeFLszcb1cznxVtFQ7o8KH4UdMpDZQ"}
{"text": "你妈帮你系好了围巾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpd95GPcWa1s2leJ9ibGwetUgIKAibYzWLZWFibgfHs7M8icYo7D8DazGbfQ"}
{"text": "好冷啊！这个借我一下可以吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXVNo30VvttINSFkFKhNs4afXUSEBsiaHiazboWK8aqAUrJZ4Ojz65yeamibkXJtJNDWqcVhnAXTZNA"}
{"text": "早就建了啊。因为黑人陈建州（说明这是一件很陈旧的事儿）", "question": "黑人有没有可能自己建一个州？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他和教练关系好甜，我受到好大伤害", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeot22uZlcTIIUhlJwgJIh9HtjfiaGXNerSlmxdOqqoViaicibg1YU52HktqsA"}
{"text": "寿司在地上滚来滚去，最后掉进了洞里。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "胃食管反流病的原因", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1231681"}
{"text": "看着冈田被牙刷欺负的视频。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1301272"}
{"text": "您好！我们定的50人的位置改成2人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPYbvLOSMpoDAw7skJYkXVwYvtGN5QUog3LfQoOky63nb8pkyUEszxnewANtPO9tvUFlwZnJaYA"}
{"text": "最后，把怪物烤了吃掉。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的奥特曼。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2847594"}
{"text": "喂，这个人绝对是凶手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAULbP1Bay1icoeIZaYS3TKKrf5OMianCJkr1Fx0ZQ1GDVd5LqEK59ruFibqz4z1aWAh7UcwxvLaiaGRg"}
{"text": "他只做了广播体操第一节就回家了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3423760"}
{"text": "谢谢你……奥特曼……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8fa9seocej30ci0el432"}
{"text": "以为是存钱罐，硬塞了一枚硬币进去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZicWDbCapvwFM6gJwChZOkYZqaFCEjZk3z1ua55KmHNtDSsLecdicTd9A"}
{"text": "当年刚和老公谈恋爱，偷偷翻了他的手机，发现他们大学寝室的聊天记录。那是大半年前的聊天记录，我老公说钱不太够花，总请同事吃饭，其中有个女孩子太能吃了。他同学们调侃他是不是喜欢那个女孩子，他说不可能，那么能吃。然后同学们让他发照片，他发了我的照片……嗯，好吧。", "question": "你在你男/女朋友的手机里发现过什么秘密？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这踏马到底哪边是反派", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "在多个账号上给自己点赞的人。", "question": "自己夸自己可不行！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386988"}
{"text": "放完屁发现紧身皮衣封闭性还挺好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20zwMctW7icGRpaq4uaw52hhr96c4Aq7y9kNmylAXI2dNxNiamnmPU1ricA"}
{"text": "四位瞳孔异常的病人，只有小夫支付得起住院费", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuCKps34SRKOAnXTqYDFsF6wfhwS9t6XC1W05E3AIMW0MJP3t7h5rgcQ"}
{"text": " 死脑筋啊。她发短信你就回短信？回电话啊！ ", "question": "女朋友发短信说「我想你了」，应该怎么回短信才好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用牛牛挡住牛牛的牛牛", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "哎呀，我忘记录有吉的节目了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5197910"}
{"text": "这个以起跑准备姿势跑完全程的牛人每次都拿冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9w9gtrpq6j20aw0am3zt"}
{"text": "出局了！接不住了！", "question": "这似乎是一个齿轮般的棒球漫画台词？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7289718"}
{"text": "这是假的美食节目《肯民秀》。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7206398"}
{"text": "经典哲学著作《笑林广记》里提到过类似情况——道学先生嫁女出门,至半夜,尚在厅前徘徊踱索。仆云:“相公,夜深请睡罢。”先生顿足怒云:“你不晓得,小畜生此时正在那里放肆了!”", "question": "发现女儿第一次交男友了，爸爸是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他头顶秃了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6013781"}
{"text": "就你他妈叫藤虎啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "根据我对他们的了解，应该会把你放倒，用沾了屎的拖把往你嘴里杵。", "question": "如果有几个街头小混混要打我，我拿着沾了屎的拖把乱挥，他们敢上吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "牙医", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "刚买的三个甜甜圈不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxa3ckmr2mj20lr0rnq6i"}
{"text": "行李太多，你这个家伙！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4558414"}
{"text": "我正在摇着一把带羽毛的扇子。", "question": "请告诉我关于米斯特·时代落后者罗的传说篇章。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6548799"}
{"text": "你说你刚才投食的是什么？！！小？熊？饼？干？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3lv7hybdRm9x21KWEfmlm6FfyBvM8r7FRP2ueUHx4ry9G8soFq7AX3Q"}
{"text": "心急吃不了热豆腐", "question": "把谚语改成现代风格。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "1485033"}
{"text": "控制器上附着你真是帮了大忙。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4581144"}
{"text": "医生说一天只能喝一杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQe4NPxBOsDgrkuEB7oUs6gKdBpKhZNwKSnica8AuIbNN6lpiaSWHJzqAA"}
{"text": "不好意思，今天的蟑螂不太新鲜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TPKdKwAAtm785uugo7HHIUH0DKUyibzU0uokV4yHTtZziapTo5vI74KMg"}
{"text": "这个人有点可疑。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6385315"}
{"text": "喂，是蓝翔吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarP5DPmicdIIHEPJ01HMicy15YH7myzc4QmQfcgrNDdGfFfBMq4KUz6l15g"}
{"text": "我终于有猫了！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9KPeZxXtfWDibBw8ibia5Z2xVuDqM6E1kbS5fA27n4t2beo2FibwVib22Jcw"}
{"text": "你再在我做俯卧撑的时候跳山羊我就生气了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVKuiajLknyMByyWjCegMKh65SibjJhrsPXB6IxIVs8sPwpy3gLicRs6Sag"}
{"text": "就在这段时间受到关注，但它是一种濒危物种。", "question": "烟囱的心情现在怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6947982"}
{"text": "汉字人的美妙构造。", "question": null, "star": 592, "type": "I2T", "image": "7381806"}
{"text": "我和辞掉工作的我心境的变化。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5384331"}
{"text": "如果暑假作业没做完会怎么样？", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "这个屁带出了另外两种形态的物质，你在相亲对象心目中成为了科学家。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPEYO5SicokliaMek2Bv6BLNg2icib9nLLYoWvjVUrI5nUibX6sXQzo9NLibCQ"}
{"text": "18年前的火灾，失去了下巴的皮肤技术高超的医生把头皮移植了上去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNMNImQGqu39tStQ7dqIjiaffgomPJ5YDAKtE0kWuLTznsGu3tlmMD1sw"}
{"text": "乒乓球裁判员", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6013269"}
{"text": "超市试吃区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h45k6jichwj30ci0eldh1"}
{"text": "猫咪妮美“救救我”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7320630"}
{"text": "其实还好吧……以前邻居要出门，把狗狗放我家三五天。戒心太重，不肯吃东西，饿了一天还不吃。无奈了，我当着它的面把狗粮倒出来，拿出一粒放嘴里，然后那破狗瞬间就护住食盆开始吃，还冲我呲牙。鸡肉味儿的，还不错，就是有点儿硬。", "question": "你们吃过宠物食品么？什么味道的", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三根手指的人", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjkhbox4pwj60mo0u9gph02"}
{"text": "之前用的密码形式包括但不限于「0oo00OOO0o0o0OO0」，就是传说中，我写出来，你也看不明白的密码。原回答评论区 @麦芽盼：想把他们捏成一样大的。", "question": "历史上最有名的电脑密码是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "去做绝育这件事，好像被它偷听到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPmDichEgQ8BicVZ3mdaVuQiaDKBp5BAmXUM6kERvmzib3NTHyaO8Lic1zu6A"}
{"text": "男：没关系，我也刚到～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1etvg00akj7j209t09ldil"}
{"text": "暂时在那里试试飞一下。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2268231"}
{"text": "掉进纳豆盒的米粒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7v04cfbomj20ge0eyjt1"}
{"text": "血浆，哈哈哈。女朋友从前老喜欢揍我，用胶囊装了几粒，藏在口袋里。终于有一天我又挨揍了，故意在房间角落趴了很久，拿出一粒在嘴里咬破，吐了点在地板上。然后一个人默默起身啥话都不说拿纸擦嘴。又假装痛苦厕所蹲了很久，一声不发。过了十几分钟，她终于发现地板那边血迹了，和我擦完嘴丢在纸篓里的纸巾。以为失手把我打死了。疯了一样跑到卫生间锤门，以为我死里面了。", "question": "你网购过最新奇特的商品是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明白了前辈很强，所以先脱裤子！裤子！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1392957"}
{"text": "拉肚子地狱", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6822255"}
{"text": "12月23日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9KXgsVeYw8CIbdRE493JmJhBqTbExxS1ZVhmtARogasBYiaSBHuyqbmHw"}
{"text": "我想进行一对一的私人课程。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7017393"}
{"text": "对除我以外的共同认识的每一个人说喜欢我，就是不和我说。", "question": "你遇到过最糟糕的追求方式是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送？你确定这是我第一天实习的岗位吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmtbdhrwvxj30ci0elwoe"}
{"text": "为什么我看什么都是黄色的呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamntsfqgNwaMTMpY1QIoR0hvWibgNlfjdV1c2LwicAu7KByVWVGohOgGEA"}
{"text": "这帮饭团可点不着火啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5940557"}
{"text": "他给我看了一个没有耕种过的田地。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847267"}
{"text": "我妈小时候，我舅舅拿着甘蔗跟她说，这东西硬，你咬不动的，我帮你咬烂了给你吃。", "question": "男生都是怎么坑自己的姐姐/妹妹的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你喜欢漂亮的女朋友，不是新交的女朋友。", "question": "新交的女朋友卸妆之后不漂亮怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的。我是个恐怖片爱好者，所以什么都看，你放心吧！", "question": "我绝对不想看这种恐怖电影。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1297310"}
{"text": "哎呀，太过分了啦！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1875528"}
{"text": "自拍技术差。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3066290"}
{"text": "安藤铁心的口头自我介绍", "question": "你和谁断绝关系？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5895198"}
{"text": "刚才那个你看到了么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib3B8as9TXExW4RibJLX8slib1BwBFs5hJmwmibHPvibB2lNazpYOibndTscg"}
{"text": "啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "用红字写的我看不懂。", "question": null, "star": 11651, "type": "I2T", "image": "854389"}
{"text": "虫洞的原理就是空间沿虚线对折，我就穿越到你家柜子里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGjM0dqL3aQIfkl4aBF2HYfFnQsicEHOtmsaf2ppibkc5XZZ1DGP7QulBg"}
{"text": "妈妈要下班回家了才想起她出门前交代的事都没做", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEMFVFTIQiapAiccEFzTib1qPcVQew7iaGibvtoZAXZ9RGMszGK9KmchL8vWw"}
{"text": "老公，你...你怎么提前下班了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haknkhcepbj60n50vwtde02"}
{"text": "必须要破坏部位才能打倒的类型的大BOSS。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4146417"}
{"text": "浪漫不是偶然的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6589030"}
{"text": "帮我还花呗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBdHSrcRgK7JrOa1iaYE0GAalW1dBS7sSnxOW0Iaia4je475kxkCabLQYw"}
{"text": "就只有三点吃的零食时间才会从天上悠悠地落下来，真烦人。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353119"}
{"text": "看到主人找得满头大汗遥控器在肚皮底下这事儿已经说不出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn5q14v7juj30ci0eldnh"}
{"text": "日原钟乳洞 -> 日本原钟乳洞", "question": "请告诉我，当修学旅行的第一站是东京时，有哪些有感觉的参观地点可以去？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160483"}
{"text": "安倍真的认为能够使国民的生活变得更富裕吗？", "question": "这个应该有吧？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4014357"}
{"text": "每当仪表上升时，就吵得人说“嘿！”", "question": null, "star": 911, "type": "I2T", "image": "255368"}
{"text": "我就是昨天和你传递温暖的热水袋。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6184923"}
{"text": "没有角？", "question": null, "star": 73, "type": "I2T", "image": "6596978"}
{"text": "最喜欢给这种患者做口周面部皮肤消毒：「大夫，你这酒精棉球还挺香。」", "question": "酒瘾大是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "30分钟过去了，还是没人出来说「整人大成功！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxrghzlpmaj30ci0elwi8"}
{"text": "寂静的雷声", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5971614"}
{"text": "擦完的纸巾小心处理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9jquhxbmxj30ci0elgod"}
{"text": "临阵磨枪，不快也光。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4976203"}
{"text": "用一颗龙珠强行召唤出来的神龙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edtkw6ms9pj20b0094aal"}
{"text": "“欢迎光临“请那边坐”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrugh9r4gj20fv0fagna"}
{"text": "刚从战士转职成僧侣", "question": null, "star": 511, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha3eftwycaj61401o0qdz02"}
{"text": "我在卧室遭遇了炸弹恐怖袭击。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7130241"}
{"text": "你等我爸来！！！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h47vby1w20j60s00xfdlg02"}
{"text": "不知道怎么拿杯子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1yicY9TJR784XXySg4OG0SGCEhgYWjUbXWsbe2wH5W3fWojmvgO8PtNA"}
{"text": "有一种难吃，叫「我觉得你难吃。」同样地，有一种好吃，叫「我觉得你好吃。」辣椒们那么多年把自己变得越来越辣，是因为能消化它们种子的哺乳动物能感觉出辣，而帮助它们传播种子的鸟类不行，所以点满了辣味想逼退哺乳动物，也算越来越「难吃。」直到贱兮兮的恐怖直立猿来了。", "question": "既然是自然选择，为什么动植物们没因为进化变得非常难吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "轻轨猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgPws3fo6OcM1k2EExAs9KMU9aao4sF1CgRI6bds61vqpNicK04haBP1uT0B6I5vGufqKM6MZia96zA"}
{"text": "新型采耳服务", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "我就好奇一件事：截屏出来的图片是什么样的？", "question": "如何评价 iPhone X 正面的「凹」式刘海？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过了十一点的新桥！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425435"}
{"text": "石头剪刀布碾压局", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4j0sxrndKV6xGoDrTJh0jDdbAI7696SZq9yyScKpno5MBe8z6JqAuDg"}
{"text": "我注意到你，在我心里的位置如此重要。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7379569"}
{"text": "腋臭翻倍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SH83YF1d1f9lMYht12k9sTqbXJw15hIHgibWUzVkNxJeu2ibUzO8caSMUqqf62S3jF2j0M6fA0Ivag"}
{"text": "每次关门后面的画像都会倒下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edfm1ij10nj20ad0akmy9"}
{"text": "哇，小瓶的触感好棒啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1957089"}
{"text": "十一期间景区男厕小解实况", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fzgr8hc5esj20u00xsdl8"}
{"text": "一个人无法完成泰坦尼克号的建造。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268434"}
{"text": "信上有话。", "question": "把恐怖电影的片名稍微改一下，让它变得更可爱。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "1416249"}
{"text": "水豚虽然可爱温柔但有时候也是会急眼的（当然水豚确实温柔可爱", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "我觉得小石头和大雄被过分美化了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2419987"}
{"text": "总是假装不懂剪刀石头布的规则，想赢。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "347268"}
{"text": "盆友喝多了不醒人事，海底捞推来一个轮椅让我们把他推到了底下停车场。。。", "question": "海底捞有哪些让人难忘的服务细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "OSEN自从换完校长之后全校再无迟到旷课", "question": null, "star": 1295, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gix6aq552gj60u0140jvr02"}
{"text": "外卖还有15分钟就超时了怎么还没到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXftI5EI5Fc2wLQEOhicz7p3CyP6zU9IZfCQbG5iaWMKC4kyu14nkMyTeA"}
{"text": "兰博基尼", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6000245"}
{"text": "心疼了下问这个问题的人。", "question": "瘦是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果你再用这种轻浮的眼光看我，我会说出真正的病因。", "question": null, "star": 1432, "type": "I2T", "image": "6459501"}
{"text": "我来查消化不良的，这也必须从乳房开始检查吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiadAxCHDHSN8LqibicdgFEXK8vvZmGx0X4cJictJC8EPChRSLZvBLDa9PsQ"}
{"text": "显微镜下的魔术贴", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGicTbdzrfOztgbpGnvZsibIXo1NY93NkZqCZYwBaicPb2cY2mkjlFtISAQ"}
{"text": "敦敦敦敦敦敦敦~~~", "question": "描写「一个英俊的少侠吐血的声音」用什么拟声词好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鬼使用了现代武器。", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "如果欺诈团伙。", "question": "意外地钓到了东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7027819"}
{"text": "别多管闲事，你会被删的。", "question": "武本钢琴打算收集这么多钢琴做什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029085"}
{"text": "大人的游乐场", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "考拉捂住嘴，啪啪两声掌声", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "3136561"}
{"text": "开会开小差突然被叫起来说说意见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFKtgr55TetSS0WTiaur4fmw93ibWMAjVAbc9icVIX4Ka8oVOS2PsyunOYw"}
{"text": "哪个护士，鼻拭子这么使劲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHk2WZlxAtcYrSUt01XjmSWH5PBoQFV63iayarCgDvVy4UMMLf9uIPULvg"}
{"text": "因为买了新高跟鞋所以想去约会，但是我想起来了我没有男朋友。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6367830"}
{"text": "金额不够，支付失败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7342356"}
{"text": "主人打了一杆老鹰球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "怎么了？噎着了吗？交给我吧！（砰的一声）咕噜咕噜……啊……谢谢……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366137"}
{"text": "你先选出来一个最大值，又问我们为什么其他数没有他大。", "question": "为何历史上那些高智商的名人（例如爱因斯坦、达芬奇、牛顿、乔布斯）的子孙往往都难以再创辉煌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "搬运工机器人", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6505954"}
{"text": "本来应该做手术的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBzlRogceublStxOO9YptrR2ZvLTzgWZx6OGAgNqyjVn89cAO0NKFCEg"}
{"text": "怒马鲜衣，少年得意。转瞬之间，惨遭灭门。幸得身免，为名满江湖的大侠所救，拜入山墙。结识大侠之女，两人情投意合，为大师兄所妒。而后终于发现远祖当年的秘密，更重获家族绝学，练得不世神功……林平之：我他妈不要主角光环，我的经历本来就是主角模板好吗？这中间到底出了什么问题？父辈皆是英豪，家中高朋满座，一日竟遭异族恶人血洗。遂北上辽国，一心复仇。在刁蛮美少女相助下，先获奇书，又遭奇虫，再蒙奇人指点，因缘际会练得一身奇功，争得丐帮帮主之位……游坦之：呃⋯⋯我要给林兄弟点赞。", "question": "金庸武侠中的配角如果有了主角光环会得到什么结局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人的鼻孔，轮番休息，每次只有一边出气。", "question": "有什么知识是你学医之后才知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "梅子很酸。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6845378"}
{"text": "幽灵脱离了身体。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6442929"}
{"text": "痒死了。", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "老规矩，谁打晕的谁送回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNphDicOAxe8icib2Q1dOJgSibw4OXOkp1E1Ja6to7NR8D6PmY0AtQJhROhg"}
{"text": "是的，我没有遗漏你一个人。", "question": null, "star": 1652, "type": "I2T", "image": "4885331"}
{"text": "让我坐一年牢都可以！一千万啥概念？一年定期存款利率 1.5%。也就是光存银行你一年的利息有 15 万。15 万啥概念？2018 年人均可支配收入 28228 元，北京，上海等一线城市是 6 万左右。等于你在家啥也不干，每年固定的收入是全国平均的 5 倍，一线城市的 2 倍。", "question": "给你一千万，但是1年内不玩任何电子产品，你同意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以为没有王冠，原来被用在篮球的篮筐上了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5515518"}
{"text": "操场被高年级学生占了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyy9c8dmkbj30ci0elt9s"}
{"text": "唱国歌时开启了歌剧模式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ees2xmyypuj20ag0bo757"}
{"text": "努力抢救，保住了一块没倒下的多米诺骨牌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotlsJee55QpOzm5icfvwiagFuLUqslFRJUXaAyqz0DwcrsDiakKugNiarIjg"}
{"text": "鼠标突然漏电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJQesN9YolyXM9fLWlnGPbldib4KqcnNFtI1z06S8rGFtGib8zz6yUZVKQ"}
{"text": "质问老公沙发上的bra到底是谁的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4c4Me2p15qVhHCaRrY5ZxkE3CHfDy7icqURhCVAYa3oymWe2aLjhGk1A"}
{"text": "都说了不和妈妈一起洗澡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eme30e25jej20at07y75d"}
{"text": "家里只能有俺一只喵喵！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1goq9skzd8wj30ci0elgtj"}
{"text": "来吧，做你想做的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1488204"}
{"text": "今天在路上看到一个店，叫做山石久渡，当时就觉得这店主好有文化。山石静止不动，一个渡字却让画面活了起来。渡字既可以理解为渡口摆渡，也可以理解为佛家的那种超度。我甚至跟我爸讨论起了这个名字所表达的究竟是中国传统的隐士之风，还是日本的侘寂之美…… 直到我看到了旁边一排这家奶茶店真正的名字：39 度。", "question": "你见过什么搞笑的过度解读的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "式神吐槽会不会我才是宠物而我的人类才是主人呢）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibDErllzNXyC54UxYaEbgT1B3zIg0HBuaYibLtEoknoDykKrYLC8Bm0pA"}
{"text": "你真幸运，总算取出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJCnX5hRaiaptszeTOthgUWY8cCqeO9dk4iakjPiaiae6cOcWURzRYpEico4dkAjfgfuNIByaW8p2NMTg"}
{"text": "练习击打上旋球", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5899721"}
{"text": "从右到左，依次是鱼、鱼、鱼、鱼、鱼和草。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834306"}
{"text": "想拍小猫结果是前置摄像头", "question": null, "star": 445, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl78a0b5zzj611n1cfqfz02"}
{"text": "会。比如说你半夜起来上厕所不小心踢到了它的头，它会觉得你是专门半夜起来踢它的头的。", "question": "狗会不会和人产生误会？然后记恨一辈子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不关我的事！我只是调高了家里暖炉的温度！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ex8vy9b07sj20at0ao405"}
{"text": "我心中的你们", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwg3ujm7usj20yi17r7qn"}
{"text": "其实在为看图说话提供素材。", "question": null, "star": 52, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnsvj7o2pbj60tf0ua7aq02"}
{"text": "无法说出与假装在拍摄渡边直美的导演不一样的事的副导演。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3726010"}
{"text": "大雄，不对，那里不是上发条的钥匙孔……啊啊啊啊啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SiclwSZC7bGOl8NLOPqUnvSQNClbiavDbOrDbx2h6zCSBBzwPzKdx37TBNsvaubkibkpbw2euUNWtLg"}
{"text": "我已经知道犯人是谁了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg21pprirxj30ci0elt9k"}
{"text": "真的哭了啊？", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "玩偶衣服拉链坏了", "question": null, "star": 233, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "招募百姓起义成员", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "掷骰子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6727207"}
{"text": "用唐揚げ比喻新演员，两者的积极性都很高。", "question": "能随意撒在唐揚上也不会被骂的东西是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7188108"}
{"text": "老师为什么还是单……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gss50dblnpj610p10paf802"}
{"text": "什么？你在说什么？谢谢是什么意思？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5819113"}
{"text": "黄金狮子王", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "孩子是谁的呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkvYdUZiaHY1stiaaeztYJKZ0LNXC4vzPCFXBc05lA9Mia078KbmvISDgqQ"}
{"text": "盲人看守所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4Drx2arWGfHXX5wJFZjpRn2jRtVGsQ5vA8wZ60yUfibiaibx1x89g3SiadQ"}
{"text": "竟然有人和我一样？？？？你认识的是我吗.....我总认为自己是一匹马........我所有的社交软件签名都写的是这三个字☞ 一匹马。我也经常说我是马 / 驴 / 独角兽，我觉得自己只是暂时在人类社会生活一下而已，早晚要回马群老家的。所以我无论做什么事心态都很放松。我也不知道自己为什么会这么想，这是心理疾病？有这种研究吗？但我觉得我很正常啊，你看我用蹄子打字玩知乎不是也很正常吗。能介绍一下你的朋友吗，想认识下同类。", "question": "总是认为自己是某种动物是一种心理疾病吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原子", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "蛇", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "他有一个远大的抱负。今天我们就来谈谈他的这个抱负。那么，请说吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3655462"}
{"text": "哎，每天都像每一天一样。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "看到这个问题，我流下了屈辱的泪水。——题记当年我们辽源矿务局老干部活动中心有这么一群大爷，其中有一位大爷特别有才。某日他诗兴大发，遂赋诗一首。致辽煤工人炮声隆隆响彻天，辽煤工人一致间。我们都是打不倒的英雄汉。坚决完成五个大会战，坚决完成五！个！大！会！战！而且还在一月后他七十大寿的时候，在酒席上把这首诗念了出来。局领导一听，卧槽，这首诗不错啊（麻痹，哪不错了）。决定全局学习。过了一个月，大家都会背了，矿务局医院，矿务局各种子弟小学，矿务局职工，可能矿务局的野狗叫的时候都是按照这个频率叫的之后。又一位大爷横空出世，他给谱曲了！！！（麻痹，有才的大爷怎么那么多）。于是我们局的夕阳红合唱团参加市里比赛的时候就唱了这首歌，还得奖了！局领导一看，卧槽这个更不错啊。于是一个月之后，矿务局医院，矿务局各种子弟小学，矿务局职工都会唱这首歌了，什么，你问野狗？野狗都恶心死了。那时候我小学，大家都知道小时候的记忆特别牢靠，于是我现在想忘都特么忘不了。想听的人可以来深圳找我面基，也许我喝多了会唱给你听，当然了，更多可能是你被我打死。", "question": "你见过哪些特别销魂的老干体诗词？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不如把其他东西也打碎当成是小偷干的好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suo8S9cYFqOZ0BZI5ZEYUQeMZ7ib8Ugyyacyv0pzvRw4s53UNwKNrMNS5w"}
{"text": "快把紧身衣脱掉！（喵）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6827138"}
{"text": "这是什么鬼鼻子和胡须……发型怎么变成这样了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6885251"}
{"text": "一周没管多啦A梦，结果怎么样了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7098024"}
{"text": "做完肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKgibru97pxOe0ygxVyG8eNmDialWGACicKBsAliccN2nsGPxKVSnGGHlMBg"}
{"text": "熊掌吃腻了，今天想换个补品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70us1ef2PgrWpgfHyUbm1kGKS25pGaJkk8853OgMqgL9DA5LAoedCeaIgw"}
{"text": "高中物理竞赛集训，在北大物理楼，楼里有个厕所，门的正反两边都写着「拉」，事实上那个门也确实可以从两边拉开，一开始我和同学都觉得是装修的人智障写错了。直到有一天，我在想进厕所的时候，被里边出来的人推开的门撞到了鼻子。那一刻，我才明白，这是一个多么人性化的设计。", "question": "有哪些发明看起来反人类，但其实却很人性化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青春期的儿子不愿意拍纪念照", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm2nxfuxbxj30ci0eldo8"}
{"text": "可以准确的回答你，肯定有，因为我就是。进大学的时候班级排名倒数，进大学后，一寝室的学渣，都贪玩都不想做作业。一开始还可以抄班上成绩好的，可后来我们寝室一妹子和班长吵架了，我们寝室又一致对外，所以我们寝室就被班上成绩好的华丽丽的排挤了，所以就没有作业抄了。可是不写作业后果又很严重，于是我们寝室就乱做，可结果发现乱做的情况下，我的分数比她们高，于是就开始抄我作业。后来为了提高我的作业质量，就开始给我占座，逼我听讲，逼我写作业，斩我桃花……然后在她们的“压迫”下，我成绩就从倒数到中等，然后到了大二上期期末就考到了全班第一，后来就一直是全班第一，然后就一直领国家奖学金了。", "question": "大学室友对学习成绩有什么影响吗？有没有相关研究？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在追车过程中就到了公司", "question": null, "star": 370, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1cujtds7jj60ma0tpq5p02"}
{"text": "云游四海", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "3144916"}
{"text": "抛开问题本身，技术宅本没有尊严。", "question": "女友说我费半天劲用 PS 给她修的照片还没有她用美图秀秀点一下的好看，这种情况要如何维护技术宅的自尊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎，罗拉呐。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2546538"}
{"text": "由于饲料等级下降，所以寻找主人的新工作。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1809921"}
{"text": "好朋友问我为什么无时不刻都在提裤子。", "question": "腰细腿粗是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在我完全变成裤子之前快跑！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ymvoyoem76tyZR0Zlwzuvkwl1JQVVGvichIt2KWiappM0w9C7utHujliaXA"}
{"text": "那里有爱吗？", "question": null, "star": 364, "type": "I2T", "image": "5420988"}
{"text": "我还有三个月零八天的生命，就像蝉一样。", "question": "您能试着在所有标题和台词中加上“剩余三个月的生命”，让自己感到悲伤吗？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6456254"}
{"text": "吃醋", "question": "仿佛存在却又不存在的菜肴名字", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5802893"}
{"text": "你好，请问踩到地雷可以投保吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868fJV6yueCB64I0RUDFlP2OlyWkt8QMicMIlmF0VGeH8LOXCVnibk1d8gA"}
{"text": "这样说应该是酒精消毒液吧！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5116621"}
{"text": "是你往洗澡水加的漂白剂吧？你说实话，我保证不生气～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5j96pq7brj30ci0el0ts"}
{"text": "逛街时候，发现隔壁橱窗的模特是自己的菜。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go19cjailyj60wy0wrahw02"}
{"text": "但是我只挑喜欢的留下来吃，结果肚子都吃饱了，再也吃不下了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387267"}
{"text": "洗头时不小心碰到了开关", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8b8wKe3A1WkJow4MgEZW76yicKWP0858aayCDzv11K1eCTIIicpiacBCCA"}
{"text": "他的烦恼是？处处被针对", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJm1EkAA2W9KkoWcR01zicZrcH3k0wLtTcadX9iceYyMzCPHL0Dg7dbpxaA"}
{"text": "在守丧期间。", "question": "在写年贺状的时候发现的重大问题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5655360"}
{"text": "即使被捕也绝不停止窥探的勇士。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7236960"}
{"text": "温柔胖虎每日呼唤亡友不愿其灵魂感到孤独", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5l6tifcabj30ci0elacw"}
{"text": "我不要打针……/啊！好痛！/好痛好痛好痛！！！……送？还没打？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6zaoyahrvj30ci0elt9y"}
{"text": "YO、YO、YO、YO，诶 年少时我是一只卑微的蛆虫在粪便中求生不懂什么叫做虚荣体面二字从未出现在我字典之中但作为平等生命我又怎么可能屈从 感谢丑陋的父母给我灌过破茧成蝶的鸡汤这种鸡汤的荼毒堪比一种慢性杀虫的砒霜长大之后我才懂得基因的力量镜子里的面容击碎残存的希望 短暂寿命不允许我有时间去思考步入社会之后每天想着怎么才能吃饱舐吸式的口器只能吃着腐烂的流食还能故作轻松的搓手是上帝最后的仁慈 戴着四害的帽子苟延残喘的求生除了同类再没有人愿意为我留灯好在我们拥有放慢世界的能力但除了放大恶意，也没有多大意义 抱着这种想法我在城市中流浪但人类的制裁之剑一直悬在头上一张巨大的手掌向我缓缓的靠近我这才明白放慢世界是祖先赋予我的烙印 失手人的表情是令我兴奋不已的沮丧从此不再奢求世界给与弱者一丝体谅任你们攻击，随你们厌恶我将带着病菌进行一生的抵抗！反击！", "question": "苍蝇躲开了人的一巴掌之后，它心理活动是怎么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我马上要红了。", "question": "大闸蟹被绑住放在锅里蒸，它没有发声，绑住不能有任何动作，大闸蟹到底是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虫子", "question": "请说一句无聊的话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3354738"}
{"text": "相爱只要看到对方优点就可以了，相处却是和对方的缺点为伴。", "question": "为什么总是相爱容易相处难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两人是光之美少女的15年前。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6561534"}
{"text": "哦，要开始断奶吃饭的感觉吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4288194"}
{"text": "真人版《大白》——给你治愈", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1333039"}
{"text": "发现眼泪也算热水的乱马", "question": null, "star": 133, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqy1gqyvtcj60rq0x27b202"}
{"text": "笑这个字好难写啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3835147"}
{"text": "在健身房自拍的女性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXKGgRAAEwBd3LibgckNnhXTiaAoJtk12RangXTD7ZrA6qLkIvhqmmzvtQ"}
{"text": "逆行车主和超速车主发生车祸看见交警的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3RnGHyp6BFsADOZmqiaDibaAmb1GSWFUDSXDlQ5dVD5pfQrWaUGEaiaBXQ"}
{"text": "这时候再用避孕药有点晚了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltia0Bzt6X0s3raH64hp2puTBtmfOdpibZczCkC6FTsgT4XlAISAL7xJZww"}
{"text": "会吸走智商～", "question": "玉石对人体有什么影响？能吸走人体内的有害物质吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "20 年后的一场发布会上，一名 20 后的产品经理说：“下载 App 很麻烦；用小程序体验很糟糕；允许小程序跳转 App 的话，厂商就会拼命地往自己的 App 引流；不允许跳转 App 的话，就没办法把小程序端的内容同步到 App“因此我们团队提出了一个划时代的产品！“所有的页面，内容，都可以用一个口令代表，这个口令可以在所有平台上打开，都显示相同的内容，当然也可以导航到 App 内！“你分享给其他人内容的时候只需要分享这个口令，不需要安装任何特定的应用，就能让对方收到相同的页面！”这时，台下的人举手问道：“你这个产品是叫网页吗？”", "question": "如何看待微信将于 5 月 19 日停止小程序打开 App 技术服务？微信此举意在何处？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到了超可爱的小孩，我们就用跳舞来决定谁比较受欢迎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3649634"}
{"text": "奶奶是我妈妈的妈妈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7348663"}
{"text": "对象「梯子」尚未加载完成", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssqf4puSdia6nQxkplGzwobpg0CcU9zUntw8MQQMCEwaia8EFWKWTzVwUQ"}
{"text": "虽然忘了戴口罩，但还是装作若无其事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6869448"}
{"text": "在网上买的高空用剪刀到了，感觉有点不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6078157"}
{"text": "人脸识别很麻烦。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7103522"}
{"text": "表白成功后回家的路上", "question": null, "star": 337, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glghkmw5jbj610m1ct45k02"}
{"text": "为了和平破坏了街道太多，所以进行服务活动以道歉。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6071052"}
{"text": "砖用频道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S3QEfSWNIFc8JK58icoeltiaWoeordAEMQEbicUwib33vPfBbic2dmzkBSHRwwdcT851ZB2ZjXzHDskBA"}
{"text": "不是生鱼片刺身我不吃。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "“替您上厕所吧！”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "看人行事，现在的我不会打折。", "question": "创造一个新的现代谚语。", "star": 145, "type": "T2T", "image": "3397134"}
{"text": "女神约你早上6点去跑步，你去吗？丈母娘住你隔壁，你打算什么时候起床？看完5本书可以去自己喜欢的公司上班，你会看吗？你现在是一家公司的老板有一千万的订单，你决定每天工作几个小时？做人没有幻想 跟行尸有什么区别", "question": "如何保持精力充沛，有效改善困、倦、疲、乏等生理状况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本以为打碎了花瓶，但拼接起来的碎片竟然变成了一只盘子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7270684"}
{"text": "额……本次导航结束，再见！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFHuUsWF4iaLgsFn58EDTBK5j0KibSqa310beTQIsCwqkoqc0X8ZyaOkCw"}
{"text": "把裤子前后穿反了。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "无酒精", "question": "啤酒倒不出泡沫，原因是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5889327"}
{"text": "（鸡蛋5块钱一盒！？）（不行……特卖跟摇滚可不搭……）（只要5块钱吗……）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gthpfqby7hj30ci0elte4"}
{"text": "看不见的力量使画面无法保留。", "question": "迪士尼角色常出现在综艺节目中的一些常见事情。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2761333"}
{"text": "从海里来了一位穿着章鱼样子衣服的女孩。", "question": "分享一个无人能理解的夏日回忆。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3409604"}
{"text": "每次失误教练都会按下开关", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3wxtTCF8C2t0TRUwibyuSUPOUOulaWs4QS4SKO5Ie1ibGYSRwZ8k3FHhw"}
{"text": "嘿，传球，传这边！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaPfjpMa0J9bL99Z7RMoPF5czpUEjaKLl4X3nnibppj45al2qyf7rB1YL9CPBbMgK9BFQsvbG1QdlQ"}
{"text": "快帮我拔出来啊", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "老师，你忘布置作业了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrGWobrXGpkA5ib8qlZPTnCicKbD4BhbHt3tOGE1MS8hia89ptp3gQl6kAepAYu5KZaUaTjoTkG87fg"}
{"text": "吵架出门，顺便买个菜回来", "question": "女人的温柔从哪里体现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "客人让我穿袜子，我却发火了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861461"}
{"text": "看到高层就忍不住要数一共有几层症晚期", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eo22sden22j20bi09ujss"}
{"text": "别装了悟空，我看到你的金箍棒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkUjOg0ujMge4fWRX4m6KEczMyVRDSUVtHckp46NbG9hrLL0oiaCVOfvw"}
{"text": "不加牛奶和糖的咖啡招待客人。", "question": "新入职的公司是黑心企业，为什么发现的？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6383785"}
{"text": "徹子的部屋", "question": null, "star": 236, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1golq0bhsp9j612816qamw02"}
{"text": "今天该你俩挨胖虎揍了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eJq7HPG57cNtnXyhh6zDcVDLozxQpP7nIH4NPxvciaBxPYzwpRGibZ3jA"}
{"text": "坚持住大雄！马上到妇产科了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9vcdf0xycj30ci0el78n"}
{"text": "军训完摘掉眼镜的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjhEwDInH6brVCuStYajrTosBCK7tGZz03mFU7D3AZV1DNzAWduFRMag"}
{"text": "自拍的时候争先恐后往后站的闺蜜", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "几年前和国内的朋友在美服玩魔兽，一起加入了一个美国人公会，和一帮老外混的挺熟。一次闲聊，老外问中文里 f**k 怎么说，我们回答「cao」。一群老外争先恐后在那边复述了几十遍，那场面就不提了。接着就有人问能不能说句包含 cao 的完整的话，然后我们这边一个女生说：shuo cao cao cao cao dao然后一群人就疯了（猜测怎样的表达需要连说 4 个 f**k）", "question": "外国人有哪些会令中国人大吃一惊的对中国的刻板印象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "耳麦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DryuVcJPqOwJ5oTfvsWKQEQvNB1lqgZGibgKjiaOLnkD2wMqZgrOibqt1EQ"}
{"text": "奶奶住院了，这是真的故事......", "question": "我讨厌这种敬老日。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3062396"}
{"text": "经典茶水验尿。", "question": "网上买的鲈鱼，用抗原自测试剂检测有2条杠，请问有没有问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃完才发现不是自助餐厅", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "练了三年了，应该差不多能发出龟派气功了吧，但是却发不出来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2829661"}
{"text": "听闻一事，便能洞悉宇宙。", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "除了我谁也别想打倒你！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgqcbq3u0kj30ci0eldi9"}
{"text": "MADE IN CHINA", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPBXRjibiaWI2nEoMzpxficbvkwA5iaib5CuicN2hxuvTEjPYYgSd3Mc9tXeIg"}
{"text": "三年级时和同学打了一架，我叫来了我六年级的哥哥，他把他初二的哥哥叫来了，我也把高一的表哥叫来了，结果他叫来了高三的哥！这时候大家都以为我们必输无疑，好在那时候表哥已经学会了田忌赛马的课文，没错，我就是那匹下等马。", "question": "有什么「细思极逗」的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在国外，电视钓鱼频道一直是收视大户，受很多男性喜欢。去年十一的时候，我和堂弟们拿了叔伯的钓鱼竿去家乡岚河里钓鱼，夕照时分，我们像是《大河恋》里一样，将鱼线舞出弧线。堂弟们钓了一个小时一无所获，最后不耐烦起来，我在最后十五分钟加入，不一会儿，竟然钓到了四条。渔获时刻，我心里猛地空了一下，忽然意识到些什么。鱼只会上中年人的钩。", "question": "有哪一刻让你觉得中年将至？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这边建议你先带她做个核酸检测再隔离十四天。如发现不适症状请及时上报给所在社区工作人员。", "question": "老婆去旅行整容了回来怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小孩儿老是用跟他的名字不一样的称呼来叫我。", "question": "男人的悲剧是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1572120"}
{"text": "翻倍了！再翻十倍！", "question": "把它放大十万一倍，变得非常麻烦和讨厌。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1682622"}
{"text": "现在可以使用土下座哦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3253204"}
{"text": "夏日甲子园优胜高中的凯旋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6791503"}
{"text": "上次在电视上看重播狮子王，正好看到哈库呐玛塔塔。我就很激动：「看，丁满！」女儿很认真的说，「妈妈那是狐獴。」我懵逼了，赶快用手机搜了下「丁满是什么动物」。然后我得瑟了，「啊哈哈哈，你说错了，那是猫鼬！」「妈妈，猫鼬就是狐獴。」「……」现在的幼儿园都在教什么啊摔！", "question": "有文化有多「可怕」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "腾么？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "遥控器", "question": "遥不可及的东西", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388945"}
{"text": "亲戚：你在外面干啥工作啊？我：健身教练，教人练身体。亲戚：你 XX（亲戚称谓）腰不好，来你给他练两下。我：…… 亲戚：你练的是少林、武当哪一派的？我：…… 解释不了，拿硬拉比赛的奖牌给他们看。亲戚：哟，这是上奥运了吗？电视上啥时放你啊，指给俺们看看。", "question": "春节回家，你如何向父母解释自己的工作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《小pussy抱着大黑弯J》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "如果我遇到了三长两短，遗产全部由柯南君继承。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWiaSM37KyVrBytMEKuxibojm9rdDPUicq6ecoibavpCnuEibfGVgibzMs60PQ"}
{"text": "当时还没有塑料，儿童套餐里的玩具应该能略微吸引一下皇上的注意。", "question": "古代皇帝会觉得美式快餐比御膳房国宴好吃吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我看行", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "汤姆安慰难过的人的方法就是挠他胳肢窝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKTlfLTdGJjemWKC2V3JTic5sAsvz28icmCfkxbXoYVFOZAoic0gg57x1ZQ"}
{"text": "温馨的回忆。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6619190"}
{"text": "说什么要实行舞蹈必修，为什么从一年级就要开始学Breaking呢？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1443362"}
{"text": "这个女人竟然放屁还若无其事。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7124024"}
{"text": "古典章回小说：废武功 = 工作不许用电金庸之后武侠：废武功 = 工作不许用电脑当代修仙小说：废武功 = 工作时不许玩游戏", "question": "在武侠小说里武功被废是什么概念？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等一下，搞错了，我没考上啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuRdibJvnboJe2utC0cPAsnkoTEscrKL7v9CYyqNsVtaVxgBPJArFAkjA"}
{"text": "湖面映出的我的脸正在被水冲刷消失。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6086770"}
{"text": "你是不是还在想自己不做也不行呢？别那么杞人忧天，没有什么大不了的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4929247"}
{"text": "我送你吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1tEczrUuf4DNYRU6orDVicr3ac51FB5u9BsxwvicgG2JQueS0hKht92tA"}
{"text": "这个竟然是新提问？？？现在还火吗？龚琳娜的《忐忑》走红影响及其恶劣。因为她使得技术流派开始出现在大众视野，爱来爱去的一片祥和被打破了。乐坛突然开始重视技巧，发声，共鸣，而且接受实验题音乐，这吓不吓人。还让人怎么混饭吃？爱的供养还唱不唱了？", "question": "龚琳娜《忐忑》的走红给乐坛带来了怎样的影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据奥坎说，他喜欢16号。", "question": "那么，和克林不同吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4977776"}
{"text": "用黄油代替面包上的奶油。", "question": "请问夜体蜜素有什么意想不到的用法？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4285434"}
{"text": "早上好。", "question": "请用文字让我感到绝望。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793212"}
{"text": "我不想散步，就给它系上十公里的绳子，只让它主人去走。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6622577"}
{"text": "我觉得猫咪咖啡厅不知何时已经变成了猫咖...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3022825"}
{"text": "为什么暴力不能消失呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3004735"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦是猫应该叫前木！", "question": null, "star": 3886, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghjki7cu8lj20ty138k6p"}
{"text": "好可爱啊，就像迷你版的腊肠犬一样。", "question": "被人夸赞但完全不开心的客套话，请说一下。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6459779"}
{"text": "你被爱判处终身孤寂", "question": null, "star": 148, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "今天是我第一次来现场哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4896999"}
{"text": "犯人」赌得热火朝天的职员室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he9c6zz37oj30ci0elq5k"}
{"text": "“咚咚咚！”我不是养在水族馆的啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibMnXSJ82ia14GOppGLE9Vv3iczeOsl5PWvias4sVsZolhUP2m7cbDYoTBg"}
{"text": "日或神吐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuicTjXQ9IdnzudZ5jpiaMibq1LcpzfxR7rd3bicBhrRuVKBp19Yg6cjPd95nhziaeyKMNLJeuLT5ZowQ"}
{"text": "发现桃子了！", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "3182977"}
{"text": "文件夹内名为“男人”的文件已存在，是否对其进行覆盖？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0IlfsSA6Jxz1pP319Bibic7uygpAd2k5Vmniaopf4cDLRtYTOKSNqy4Iiaw"}
{"text": "PS7", "question": null, "star": 925, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj7hfyurk8j611y1be7bj02"}
{"text": "可怜的小家伙。", "question": "如果错过了末班车。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6155533"}
{"text": "男子汉大丈夫说不跪就不跪！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewsj1kt7qaj209j0b5q47"}
{"text": "嘟嘟嘟~「你在哪呢！？」电话的那头传来急躁的询问声：「你别管我在哪！」男生，似乎有点生气的回应了电话里的那个 TA：「你是不是喝多了？」电话那头传来小心翼翼的询问声：「怎么了，我还不能喝点酒了？」男生理直气壮的回应着。「好好好，可以可以，来告诉我你在哪里呢？我好去接你呀。」电话那头，TA 用着诚恳的语气说：「嗯，这差不多，嘻嘻。来吧我在 XXXX。」似乎是诚恳的语气打动了男生，男生说出了自己的所在地。「你在哪别动哈，等着我。」电话那头给予了一个坚定的回答。 终于，TA 见到了男生喝的醉醺醺的靠在车上，TA 三步并作两步跑过去，望着男生喝醉的脸说： 「你好，是你叫的代驾吧？」", "question": "男生喝醉酒后打电话的一定是最爱的人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静香比她妈妈看起来更可爱。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "出门才发现忘戴口罩了！！！", "question": null, "star": 502, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gna8d3vn9wj611z177n3k02"}
{"text": "变身解除方法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn0z58ceoqj30ci0eldln"}
{"text": "没听说 20 世纪还有哪个大型港口是乡村的……", "question": "海上钢琴师 1900 如果看到的是乡村，闭塞的乡村，他会下船吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天才发现一件事情，一个人如果是 1940 年出生，到 1990 年不过才 50 岁。到 2000 年不过 60 岁。1940 年到 1950 年正好 10 岁，能记事了。那就是说，这个人 5 岁看到了抗战胜利，58 岁尚壮年时（1998 年）还能和邻居大妈讨论《还珠格格》，而这个人从 20 岁（1960 年）到 35 岁（1975）时，恰恰赶上了中国几场运动、饥荒和浩劫，到了 40 岁（1980 年）才赶上改革开放，到了 50 岁进去了九十年代，看到了苏联解体，进入了真正意义上的现代生活，这还取决于这个人是否生长在平原地区和城市里。到 60 岁（2000 年）时才算过得安稳，一直到 78 岁（2018 年），自抗战起，经历内战、抗美援朝、对印战争、对越战争等，算盘全部消失到满世界的无线网络，云计算等不过 50 年，那就是说，取样中等偏上家庭的普通中国人，到 90 年代才告别了贫瘠和愚昧，吃饱穿暖，物质丰富，远离战争，逐渐接受现代文明的时间不过三十年。", "question": "有哪些令你细思恐极的冷知识？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让他觉得你喜欢他，再让他觉得你不是。", "question": "女生怎么追男生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们管这个叫中国威胁论", "question": "既然在中国有日吹、德吹等，那么在其他国家有没有「中吹」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "挥舞胳膊", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "我等装饰品等了两个小时。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3376013"}
{"text": "中学时期的黑历史。", "question": "大扫除时应该丢弃的第一件东西是什么？", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "6949148"}
{"text": "有天坐电梯，不小心按了 2 楼和 1 楼两个按钮，电梯里只有我一个人。中途有个老师进来，看了下按钮那，说，你有两个态啊。", "question": "在物理系读书的感受如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "Remioromen的1月4日", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "都已经走到厕所门口了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAJI1kj2c7pUW1uicfhp9Y7ep9AXqYrEROxTTRRLANDXlJic1ZsDj5ibGIw"}
{"text": "刚才使劲摸我的熊孩子被门把手的静电电到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eoh7vgpwa6j209q0aggmz"}
{"text": "失恋的佐藤的拳头超越了音速。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2045720"}
{"text": "奥特曼の无人岛生活第一天「我抓到了这么大一条鱼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7fid7lc6uj30ci0el78m"}
{"text": "有次买奶茶，玩着手机，忽然跑来一女生排我前面。我：“诶 这么巧啊，你也来买东西 ，对了 这些年...你过的还好吗 和他...快结婚了吧，以后记得照顾好自己哦~” 我：“不认识你插什么队，滚后面去！”", "question": "遇到插队怎么办?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在飞翔的时候，用手心感受风，很有趣呢！", "question": "孙悟空会说的黄色笑话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4224693"}
{"text": "反向弯路", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "当一家公司公开丑闻时，常常会有我也这样，我也这样的其他公司跟进。", "question": "我心底深处觉得这太糟糕了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2809227"}
{"text": "这是一种将手臂向后举起然后看胸的运动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCcWL14trUiadqblzTQetKlk5mwyOX1v7Xj59sOUffrXvswvIahdrP1TVbxWSIx8ic1yMtXuZOgZO8w"}
{"text": "市中引回死刑路线", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "不要跟我老公说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAPNszdvNK8p1RQqiaMiaNsa0qBNbpxTMQoXM6L2fM81CnoVw7RtMnSjOQ"}
{"text": "打开国王谷西野的博客就引起了争议。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3008297"}
{"text": "当网上有人说“猫猫一点都不可爱啊”时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNJ6T8JZMROdsV5pvDoQfQlQS5eSavhcicGF9gxpsvQy2FxyOvyLzcpww"}
{"text": "迎面来了一只狗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "赶紧关掉周末的闹钟", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "炸胡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Bon9dbB5LnUjs8lU1DJLsUsriawgFAxk9mIpnJL8GbSOMtKNibZIsSemcQ"}
{"text": "被沙皮狗头上的迷你人吓到了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "吃饭时要聊天说笑！", "question": "韩国的那些事儿。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540734"}
{"text": "按照外侧放置的武器顺序使用。", "question": "在礼仪讲师之间的比赛中常见的事情。", "star": 307, "type": "T2T", "image": "5402975"}
{"text": "我买的祭祀品其实都是我自己想吃的，你以为我真想拜你啊？", "question": "中国人都有什么有意思的特色 Buff？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "PhD，化学的。为了观察反应都钻反应炉了，眼睛都熏坏了，这么敬业的学生你到哪里找。", "question": "孙悟空要是放到现在，他适合学文还是学理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我前面右边的秃头太刺眼了。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196401"}
{"text": "噢噢噢，敌人已经很接近了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZgm9JeImy0GD0oGJ82dP1UfEXqXEJIlmUpmMt9d32OgpBf6ksNsSmntbCwfY7WCy3qWPUv54nibw"}
{"text": "上了个厕所就想走？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em0bph610dj209q0brgmp"}
{"text": "经过村头的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SDCBaUaTt7LnF8mjcNa6pyWFd46r0B3iajylia7UpSkalicRnA8btYObuX9GPicyRumauV2IAqxyqerQ"}
{"text": "拍照", "question": "电视业界的管制越来越严格，终于禁止了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2255345"}
{"text": "都这样了出租车还是不停", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fwkk8hws8vj20m30pu41y"}
{"text": "丸子酱太过于追求收视率了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6272670"}
{"text": "忘了带口罩也不至于这样啦！", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "高中时期，有一个一米九的男生和一个一米五的女生谈恋爱，有一次下大雪，很大很大，其他学生都回寝室了，他俩还在操场手牵手溜达，教导处主任就在广播里喊，那位同学，你不回寝室在瞎逛什么，手里还拎个红色的暖壶。那天，女生穿的红色棉服……", "question": "你身边有哪些让你笑到窒息的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在心靈治療中清除了身體裡的壞東西。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7070622"}
{"text": "他/她说他/她不想吃我碰过的苹果。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5884584"}
{"text": "她是我的妻子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6753497"}
{"text": "这是纳豆，黏糊糊的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6354303"}
{"text": "越好的学校代表越有底蕴，越有底蕴代表越早建校，越早建校代表宿舍越烂。", "question": "有哪些 985 学生知道了会流泪，211 学生知道了会沉默的残酷现实？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在妈妈左乳涂了毒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKDgC9qhkku61CDW9VoKHcumpzy7E6yoM1rsWNLGH0Nn0S3hjwmW7CqA"}
{"text": "排练话剧，演过一次武则天。一排排一整天，一句台词一个动作能扣几十遍，而且武则天那种端着的感觉，往往练一天下来心身疲惫。晚上下来，太累了，我直挺的瘫在椅子上，瞪着眼看天，大脑空白。小伙伴跑过来大喊 xxx 快跟我们去吃饭！我想都没想回了句，「朕知道了，退下吧。」从此女帝之名绝冠学院……成了一只活广告……", "question": "入戏太深是种怎样的体验?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给胡子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1569302"}
{"text": "乐高积木到处都是。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2189775"}
{"text": "向智能手机进化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FlwTUQbSX5CicSssXS4icsxl5zicX7yPrLpic61xyWgKTBdWo1bRVUxIOHHC2sCrHA6VVLupE6VVRnCg"}
{"text": "偷吃了别人卡上的老鼠", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJBeJAwT1ciafiaNLb0gF9ia6ibgHADAUJZrVYJBwSGmb7A5K3KLr6ojibbjQ"}
{"text": "张无忌一定会看马夫人的！之后都没有故事了！！！", "question": "如果把张无忌放在乔峰的位置上会发生什么事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "既然你这么在意，那只好闭着眼睛给你开刀了。", "question": "男医生在给女患者做手术时，如果女性是裸体的，这算不算是对女性隐私的侵犯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "偶像握手会之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgYibUCia4Np3sx86KMqrYcLMSMoAr1HJBfxz9W2yYiaoTlAN23jchBFv6qAGG9nouABxECibavKnzcog"}
{"text": "关东煮点一半时想起没带钱补充！我都喜欢吃」后走出了店门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2gatgtvh8j30ci0eltdr"}
{"text": "说好一起过终点的朋友一开跑就冲刺了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2muyq1rstj30ci0eltce"}
{"text": "一眼就看出了测视力的女医生的罩杯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZAOOylwQAHByZ397w4DwlMaWyTunwCqFHKhSD2aFnLfzYG17UwZNzTA"}
{"text": "填空题不会就随便瞎填了一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5wjia65qqYWsibDybPCs1akibX4S62WmpqAEibkDM6O8oY5OOXgK470gadA"}
{"text": "谢邀，我还真认真思考过这个问题。坐普通车的时候，大家抢着上我可以理解，因为可能站票卖得多，大家想抢个好地方站着。坐高铁，始发站，大家还抢着检票上车，我心想这趟高铁也不卖站票，大家都有座，抢着上干啥，于是我不紧不慢地排到了最后才检票上车。这么说吧，我抱着行李坐完了全程。", "question": "火车是准点发车的，那为什么还有那么多人挤着抢着进检票口？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "通往天国的阶梯就是地狱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWUorfaKiarw4Xictnw5ib2bZibR54fHibW30uJ43N1fhxsPdDT2zoBFoL9wg"}
{"text": "耶稣肯定没想到 2000 后在遥远的东方，有一群人把他的生日当成开房和吃苹果的日子。", "question": "美剧真的在向中国灌输性放纵，街头政治，吸毒合理等非正义理念吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是大侦探，不会告诉你答案的。", "question": null, "star": 105, "type": "I2T", "image": "7332047"}
{"text": "拽一下刘海儿会怡起来", "question": null, "star": 260, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcgyfge2t3j61401hc10l02"}
{"text": "头发胶", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "596916"}
{"text": "我把这个话题分享给我的朋友了。差点打了起来", "question": "如何暗示朋友玩《王者荣耀》真的很菜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向宇宙传递来自地球的生命信息！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3148990"}
{"text": "她奔放的、赤裸裸的接受了", "question": "假如，一个女孩愿意和你去旅馆只是抱着聊聊天，她是真的相信还是含蓄地接受了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你走错边了小伙子，这儿是敌军！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9rcahq5lqj20fx0fhta6"}
{"text": "好像吃撑了，胃不舒服。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6097823"}
{"text": "跟爸爸说他做的某道菜好吃后已经连续一周顿顿都有了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW0DLpGNfhjuM7Ywh8QMpJllY2mXrxMQIQO8N9mzsUjQLXiaibZXD9Nf9g"}
{"text": "当体测还有最后一圈时", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "不行啊！打起来会弄得满身是泥的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941583"}
{"text": "两个单亲家庭一起过日子，女孩儿和公公过日子但是为了避嫌和儿子领的结婚证，婚后儿子和女孩儿的母亲勾搭上了，被发现后，公公和女孩儿的母亲领证了，结果两家人堂而皇之地过上了一家人的日子。后来女孩儿怀孕了，孩子是儿子的。公公和女孩儿的母亲离婚了。PS. 公公 60，女孩儿 23，儿子 34，女孩儿母亲 45。儿子从小就单亲，有极度恋母情结。师傅接的案子，还在实习的时候和师兄一起偷偷摸摸的办的，都不敢跟所里人说，怕出事。", "question": "身为律师碰到的最奇葩的离婚案件是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爱你哟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "L4WgxbGqAViavnUxZyODEQKc52EmKxsgTnIkMEbmkYhu06D5JOI58iaXxWmXWwadzU4lWqotXjan974WgVplLzKA"}
{"text": "唔，想起实习的时候，内分泌科的老师说的一个病人。老爷子糖尿病多年，夜间出现低血糖，表现为狂躁，打老太太，老太太以为老爷子得了精神病，和家人把老爷子送到了医院。当时老爷子已经因为低血糖昏迷了，从急诊转上来老师接诊，抢救成功，老爷子醒来，第一眼看到老师，对老师说，你是我在阴间认识的第一个人，你对我好，我记得你。老师:。。。。。。。。。", "question": "作为医学生，你经历或老师讲述过哪些令人印象深刻的病例？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "之前过年的时候，我奶奶特地带着几个孙子走亲访友（我奶奶四个儿子，人手很充足），其实醉翁之意不在酒，她主要是骗二堂哥去相亲的。首先是一辆豪车停在了姑娘家门口，四堂哥从驾驶座走下来。姑娘父母眼睛一亮，侧头跟姑娘说了几句，但是姑娘看清四堂哥后又有些犹豫，因为四堂哥不高不帅。接着，副驾驶下来了五堂哥，那年五堂哥还是个大三学生，身高 175，穿了鞋 177，身材匀称，相貌有点小帅，戴着眼镜，头上还打着发蜡，风骚地穿着风衣。姑娘这次脸一红，点了点头，有继续发展的意思。然后后面车门打开，我弟也下来了，身高 185，人高马大的。姑娘也表示可接受。最后我奶奶下来了。她们以为我奶奶是直接带了几个孙子任她挑选，很热情地招待，一边嘘寒问暖：今年几岁啦？在哪里工作啦？吓得他们三个连忙摆手：不不不，不是我们相亲。然后又一辆车停在门口。二堂哥和他的父母，以及介绍人下来了。情况就尴尬了。我二堂哥当年的条件是，年龄 29，身高不到 170，身材瘦小，相貌不丑不帅，开个小店，没什么钱，各方面条件都不出众，特别是在几个堂弟的衬托下。姑娘看到二堂哥后，大失所望，表示没看上。后来姑娘的父母打听了五堂哥，然而五堂哥在北京有女朋友。又打听了四堂哥，可是四堂哥家里看不上她。最后打听了我弟，谢谢，我弟还小，还没到领证年龄呢。", "question": "男生相亲时遇到过什么样的女生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是吗？不是，错了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7245938"}
{"text": "叮咚！亚马逊的快件到了：请签收一下。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8dtc4vxijj20g10fg77y"}
{"text": "没留胡子。", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "椰子、榴莲、菠萝蜜……可劲儿锤！", "question": "什么水果脾气最好啊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我还不老。不要叫我阿姨", "question": "新中国第一批 20 后出生了，你对 20 后有哪些期待？你看好中国的 20 后吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赶紧给误杀的友军换上敌人的衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8GWicbHZRudvYmj5jlHIeq7N4hB3enzQH8Pk7r5IJWdgNukicXibhzRk6g"}
{"text": "上厕所回来多了这家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7pv5tssogj30ci0eltdm"}
{"text": "还带这么多现金？现在都刷脸支付了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicLlrq53MtBNn8oXKCOgxe2b0fWiaDrCFfOhbdlcSNtXxPemBczWZW2Yg"}
{"text": "点击“更换客服”客服：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYeXCzDjLWF8iayZYBlic3ynQD9q5csFESNphSAiawxibBruFibRzmKnvr1KQ"}
{"text": "我在师傅那里学艺，但是40年间只让我扫地，所以只会一些奇怪的技巧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6337147"}
{"text": "不是我的网名，是我同年级的一个同学的网名，说起来很搞笑。他的网名是“傻逼，离我远点。”本来就挺沙雕了。结果有一次他加群，系统自动的自我介绍成了：大家好，我是傻逼，离我远点。", "question": "你曾起过最沙雕的网名是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听说你孩子发烧了？退场吧你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gymnmmcdm3j30ci0eln1m"}
{"text": "玩俄罗斯方块，第一块就放错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibpACL6kWB1UYakdsMZlLTn4GWTNTyeI1EU1F42ZhUzfbdhCbOnnlh8Q"}
{"text": "虽然第一次参赛就进入了决赛，但至今还不懂规则", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibib8ISxJD8644uKiajmEdIlkGOpic4NxHVC7M0ZfXeXBs0wMwk7kuAPicHZA"}
{"text": "hoobyaiby对不住了桃太郎鬼给的实在是太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hav6t021ghj30ci0eln10"}
{"text": "。。。我还以为你是想问张小斐是不是贾玲亲妈", "question": "贾玲和张小斐是真的吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我希望这个社会可以健全一种彼此心知肚明的常识：信用卡、网银、支付宝账号、校园卡、各类网络账号、个人电脑、硬盘、牙刷、毛巾、女朋友，概不外借，最好连问都别问，好吗？", "question": "信用卡借给了一位关系不太熟但还可以的同事，会有哪些风险？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个不出色的COSER变成猫后，反而吸引了更多的摄影师。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6757882"}
{"text": "在饭店吃饭，我还在和桌子上的两条鱼较劲的时候，门被人推开了。虽然我反应迅速地去抢桌子上的上菜单，但是还是比不上破门而入的警察。警察看着菜单上的“养殖甲鱼”“养殖桂鱼”，半天才出来一句：“你就吃这个？”我：“是啊，挺香的，你要不要来一口？”警察：“你点条蛇吃也行啊。”我：“蛇两百多一斤感觉挺亏的。”警察：“哦！你继续吃吧。”我那里突击查野味，整个饭店就我们一家人躲过一劫。", "question": "有哪些「贫穷让我躲过了一劫」的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不知道为什么，感觉这歌的打击感特别强", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MXm62yRdOIMOEsIoic1MS93l6AYmq1gwA5fHh3PCia7QcYhT8gUjkI0sQ"}
{"text": "不，是咖啡。", "question": "可能是大麦克吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5584072"}
{"text": "悟空！危险！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbw6uq5r8ej30ci0elaed"}
{"text": "哎呀，糊了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6409345"}
{"text": "入睡的瞬间。", "question": "至今仍不可思议。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263932"}
{"text": "当然我们会反抗的。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6769333"}
{"text": "臭老妈，我都说了别放那么多漂白剂……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkwoqn9rpyj30ci0eln2g"}
{"text": "你好这是地狱之门，三头犬今天休假，我们仨代班", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "抽奖出了个奇怪形状的武器。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4037702"}
{"text": "帮宝逝", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwWfxJOzI90Ddr97WxfFCyoFysbsVvyXyZCyeBFbDCN3kcZ8RfMpAJaA"}
{"text": "梦到自己进球了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6Xhy15WpP1sn3vrsNdBoLbQVsDQEPWetLclHLYBybJSf0udvmbLqLJQ"}
{"text": "站在公交车门口的你", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "自己苦练四年，最后却因其他选手集体退赛而获得冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk91hibzOzxf0F7sVbEKujZ59ibjdSj5uoNtzAGQKnKjWiaC4U3dvZmsXsYA"}
{"text": "所有非美术类行业。", "question": "什么行业收0基础画画学徒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高级化妆水全撒地上了为了减少损失疯狂用全身吸收", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfFvIK4iaTBX4jr0OU0CtwJepuhCicZ2AMhJIgwK1Gaib201CL8jfER4OZ84H0gmjqqUZ2zsbt3Dh0A"}
{"text": "下班后我们像往常一样在吉野家碰头。", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "你的手巧了，玛丽。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4123820"}
{"text": "这次插得确定不是自己尾巴了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "当你闭上眼睛脑补的时候", "question": "佐助什么时候开始喜欢春野樱的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是什么……？这是什么……？这是什么啊……？好可怕！救命啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2348672"}
{"text": "真的割掉了耶，好厉害哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4aZVmQccuPs4IB8kazgAvMb1d1tibAo4rvJrDx3iampQEfaL6VPUGjlOQ"}
{"text": "围观老婆炒菜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibe7uls2ZzgPL4d5CqkhricGHp2YjAU07BNhKYkUVEZmhN7zOCibjSx6Ww"}
{"text": "没带就是没写。", "question": "你读过的历史上最霸气的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "按我的理解，女人被夸秀气和我被夸老实应该是一个意思？", "question": "每次相亲我都想哭，难道我真的要将就吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喷了点杀虫剂开玩笑没想到生气了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqr2z101e9j30ci0el10h"}
{"text": "整个故事里，有人相信血统，有人相信精神，有人相信身体，有人相信眼睛，有人相信先天传承，有人相信后天努力。只有大蛇丸，他相信科学。  ", "question": "如何评价大蛇丸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "政府官员", "question": "名字只听过一次，脸却记得很清楚的人。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2770419"}
{"text": "我们能不能用扳手腕来决定付款呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313631"}
{"text": "那一天回到小区已经是深夜。我把车停到地下停车场，整个地库安静极了，只能听见我自己的脚步声和这声音在空旷的空间里产生的回响.....电梯口在一个比较偏僻的角落，旁边是那种防火隔离大铁门，铁门之后，是消防通道。我是无神论者，但三更半夜，在空无一人的车库，我心里还是有点犯怵。电梯停在 1 楼，而我在负 1；我按了「上」，等待电梯下来。我正想着这会儿如果有人走消防通道下来那可是得怪瘆人的。正当我的胡思乱想刚开了个头。电梯到了负 1......电梯门缓缓打开.....电梯轿厢里空无一人，明亮整洁......正当我准备往里走时......里面传来了一声甜美的女音.....「Hi~」！！！漫长的 0.5 秒后！「这里是高适应的 ** 奶粉！」我 X 你老 * 的 ** 奶粉！我 X 你老 * 的电梯广告！老子腿都软了！真 TM 是空无一人的空间里传来一句跟你打招呼的「嗨」啊！真实确凿的亲身经历！", "question": "什么情景让你切切实实地感受到无比的恐惧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「记住了吗？我一站起来你们就开始行动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5s6b34iibj30ci0el793"}
{"text": "被小流氓包围后发消息求助老爸和老哥时，两人的口袋中同时传出滴滴声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7eb16vzr9j30ci0eljst"}
{"text": "这是你丢的奥特曼吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3128660"}
{"text": "看看是不是需要补个妆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvwviahpBEM4ibKLFEaR6ic3KK8yqU3tpm3ibJ0yumkbvW8GTaYb977POAdg"}
{"text": "金属对我过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvRYPybib23ypR4AWViabZia4Gq2p8P2rs2CfpsiaLpgFibq2lwibPQgQOaZ8hw"}
{"text": "流逝了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2272070"}
{"text": "怎么样？我帅吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233289"}
{"text": "画风不正。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7210156"}
{"text": "去年野营下落不明的汤姆从刚打开的帐篷里跳了出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3kwNPIkUtHho2qAd4fjea1f0aadCqKeNJnKTFbRScD2ZibXWEAB2oUGxA"}
{"text": "每次中奖。", "question": "光看汉字就感到不安。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5843466"}
{"text": "第三遍喊“吃饭了”的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLviaib3hyaEzhjLMgw1ojqHOSN9zRDicbVSDA4eCB04obO0mmhaFCYOq7jw"}
{"text": "他们俩的样子很奇怪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6851088"}
{"text": "大脑训练课程好像有点不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6477009"}
{"text": "那个孩子是从桃子里诞生的，所以取名叫松崎茂树。", "question": "在昔日的故事中，请让松崎しげる登场，给人一种奇怪的感觉。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5690048"}
{"text": "用默契的玩笑掩饰错别字。", "question": "哎呀，糟糕了，我完全搞砸了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6793246"}
{"text": "染了韩式发型。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "565581"}
{"text": "凯利基的积木搭建！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1327237"}
{"text": "我爸爸是烤串店的老板，他烤的烤串非常好吃。但是，从昨天开始就不见了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5384331"}
{"text": "实在抱歉，我很笨拙。", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "提前推算步数过多的对手在对局前一天跑来认输了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3g3ofcx3gj30ci0eldgv"}
{"text": "看到导师拿着我的 paper 发怔愁眉苦脸的时候，我就很快乐", "question": "读研/博期间，你是如何找到做科研的快乐的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没打开过。", "question": null, "star": 2680, "type": "I2T", "image": "4197319"}
{"text": "跟珍妮·古道尔联名发表了数十篇论文，被授予荣誉博士学位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOH2dC01hcdN5x3ynwKKiaT5dS4LQFSic4l4d2YfNDpCV5Q5lhK3ZjlxowQ"}
{"text": "从筷子中逃跑的干烧虾仁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjP2o6poGev1QPV7Q4E0oMeuHtdxHpLtW7icKOdRc1ia6647k2BjzVbLJCYzuF74gPQx1W9XCdP7jPw"}
{"text": "中岛屋的唐扬鸡块两个送你。", "question": "抽了一次一万日元的扭蛋，出了什么啊？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663022"}
{"text": "别管我，你们先走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO6aPsee29uiaKwPWicTezCECgpcrcvGxOO8Y0P64Oumevs9TQEibqX6Wicrw"}
{"text": "嗯，嗯嗯，但是呢，还是把耳环摘了吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7241827"}
{"text": "我也想借猫的爪子，这是什么？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3203283"}
{"text": "关掉音效，打开猪八戒背媳妇单曲循环。", "question": "自己一个人看鬼片或剧情片会非常容易害怕，怎么解决？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从前日色变得慢\n车，马，邮件都慢\n一生只够送一件货", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tXDCiaXwj6NseBebcVZgOQtn2KmfFpbiabeFbYjib4a5xBMpzF57f6RQFA"}
{"text": "不知谁说的，影响学习的不是热恋，而是失恋和暗恋。", "question": "高中生因为怕影响学习拒绝恋爱，正确吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们就是偷渡出武汉的船？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6icQWJSQc1bfxb5FsVWoTHoeTCtD8j2OyThTvVlU1gPcuN6mw5CmaE9A"}
{"text": "我就想问一件事，每一次动作场面都是慢放，导演是想让我跟着学两招吗？", "question": "如何评价电视剧《倚天屠龙记》（2019 年版）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到海滩后激动地跑了一小时还没看到海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5mqitiupjj30ci0eldgn"}
{"text": "真人版《魔女宅急便》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6263743"}
{"text": "刻章办证", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJwOmrE4P8qc1wlLHqGj9PRscV2YMp5wbHYib05a7PZayve3mIGsh4xqzb4oBgMryUL28tIKsV0A"}
{"text": "高数书遍地都是，你学会了吗？", "question": "既然数学知识是全球共有的知识，为什么中国还要搞数学研究，直接拿别人的研究来用不就好了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "米奇最终形态", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387037"}
{"text": "大部分人都在睡觉。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "是谁戴个竹蜻蜓到处乱飞的？给我站出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g0s6lzhsyej20mi0mbdhf"}
{"text": "橡胶和果冻", "question": "和汤姆与杰瑞相似的话语", "star": 519, "type": "T2T", "image": "6770925"}
{"text": "亲爱的玩家，这种情况是不会消除成功的……", "question": null, "star": 192, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "努力就行了嘛！努力就能行的~", "question": "你觉得卖不出去的歌叫什么名字？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4162167"}
{"text": "扔扫把", "question": "即使打九五折也不想买的东西", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6292730"}
{"text": "八命猫", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq3dua7pzj60u30u2wmi02"}
{"text": "进来吧二蛋你老爸要跟你聊聊将来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqla5hyb32j30ci0elgs8"}
{"text": "马斯奥装备了烧焦的炒锅去参加战斗。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6735571"}
{"text": "这是从8%到10%，从8%到10%，无论如何，这都是必须的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4274705"}
{"text": "非洲狮（雄性）捕捉非洲草原水牛", "question": null, "star": 76, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnaljwqfc7j60wx0opkdw02"}
{"text": "厉害了！", "question": "哈利·波特来日本后学的第一个咒语。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6895457"}
{"text": "情怀？知道挂羊头卖狗肉吗？羊头就是情怀。", "question": "什么是情怀？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲戚家的小孩看到了你的手办后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bicfgUWKQhvib5xtWh61X0icUWpZhZhnictZJaWEtvO9IFst8qYF8aIm2qA"}
{"text": "哈，为什么会去环球影城呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4626680"}
{"text": "味精", "question": "给公司名字加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 1630, "type": "T2T", "image": "7165762"}
{"text": "那应该是你的感想吧。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6674409"}
{"text": "我妈只信自然风，一直不让开空调，结果前几天连电扇都不让开了…… 依我看以后再这样求风就只能自己抽了。", "question": "有被养生节目洗脑的家人是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当然不厚道！我的做法是拿完年终奖蹭完春节假，用完本年调休，二月底再辞职也不迟。", "question": "拿到年终奖后马上辞职，厚道吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把眉毛画成八字形的时候。", "question": "我被别人嘲笑得最厉害的一次。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3422721"}
{"text": "打卡", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "笑不出来的推销员（藤子F不二雄创作）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6133952"}
{"text": "对不起，没想到您竟然是总管的孙子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7071826"}
{"text": "分手时他说他得了癌症，结果是阑尾炎", "question": "有一个很作的男朋友是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然不知道写的是什么但听说工作遇到困难时拿出就能轻松解决", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp5ott43srj30ci0el43m"}
{"text": "“哦”“嗯”“好”“早安”“午安”“睡吧”“以后再说吧”", "question": "你是在什么时刻决定放弃一个人的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有的。昨天早晨我一睁眼，六点五十，心想再眯五分钟，然后就穿越到了两个小时后的未来。穿越过程没有什么特殊感受，甚至还想再穿一次。", "question": "你相信真这世界上有穿越吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，小泉、吉田。", "question": "如何收集很多星星？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968058"}
{"text": "呼~逃到这儿那黄毛追不上了吧~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwr9zvhy6xj30ci0elwfd"}
{"text": "F1赛车比赛只带了轮胎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtxwb1rjogj30ci0elady"}
{"text": "太棒了！", "question": "这家叫做松本清的药店是什么样的店呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5335713"}
{"text": "“找不到对象”一编程和人生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTH04qBmDMXOHcp0h7RoMibZIbMIMFcDKjbcTFqxNRib07UbqaTse5ib24PQ"}
{"text": "绝密渡边健泄露情报。", "question": "朋友的电脑里有个危险的文件，是什么文件？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5612230"}
{"text": "哇哦，开心地玩耍吧！", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "打喷嚏的瞬间，我变成了另一世界的猫咪。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1800882"}
{"text": "允许随时下车", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvsw3dynkwj20yi18ids1"}
{"text": "是的 这叫判官笔 判完了还得扔地上 一落地衙役们都来抢 拿回家给孩子开蒙 以后孩子能中状元", "question": "法官在宣布死刑后真的会折断笔尖吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您好，我要中杯焦糖拿铁，一份吞拿鱼卷，提拉米苏，哦，还有一份你的电话号码，请写在小票上，谢谢。", "question": "怎样能大方得体地追到星巴克的服务员？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "400米自由泳也太自由了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eawdxm097rj20c60903z4"}
{"text": "显然，这是要求一个受迫谐振子的朗之万方程。", "question": "什么是布朗运动？为什么女朋友要求做布朗运动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是免费的。", "question": "把它想成不是免费的东西，用七个字来表示。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313258"}
{"text": "斑配", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvqtIYt3FIXouOVPernvvS7CqibibMjo0f955KT7o9HbTJHF0cicYRviczpg"}
{"text": "now loading……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSbibVAOF2r0xJd4NB0KMDibUddibJf24I6k6pxRKRcNkwvERiaKK7icrly1w"}
{"text": "刑侦专业，大四实习领了制服，穿上果断去路口拦大货车罚款……今年应该刑满释放了", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，我是普林的按摩师。欢迎使用辣椒。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5107328"}
{"text": "喂，我是鲍比。我现在在地球的另一边。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4140366"}
{"text": "什么？患者不对？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytGOmOCAPwEJj19kPsnpzXAM7u0gNMBQbiaFJqKJ4sQMyYYEP7T8eAQsTw"}
{"text": "我与暗恋的前桌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJCnX5hRaiaptszeTOthgUWP3ZADU9glN1IX3gom853RKRlCmU3t6acU4VL83DndTrpvSBcoTvA6Q"}
{"text": "「網絡上的名人名言大多是假的。」—— 魯迅", "question": "哪位美国总统说的「我们不知道哪辆校车里的孩子将来会是美国的总统」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "送？甜甜圈不见了？我哪知道呢……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz8cdyd55jj30ci0el0vr"}
{"text": "激光手术后。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7279659"}
{"text": "你好啰！", "question": "像龙珠但不是龙珠的名字", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1444652"}
{"text": "总之，我想成为地面上的人。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6593207"}
{"text": "想要借的书被书架对面的家伙抢走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JV7Ih1YKUxHo9ibmOvBH8Yr2FVQt6yPrn5ibcc8TvB7jvlhJSib8SC53vbA"}
{"text": "来比一下身高吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "导航上写着“金色的奥罗朗”，觉得好奇就去看了看。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3071832"}
{"text": "整是形容词还是动词？", "question": "东北是不是错过了整个互联网时代？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一点点变成了胖虎的静香", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfg7BXPNYYEibnxd3MLXOwuP8HahBm0I7LZqvYqhcyrzk6zHa0ia0ru5IOq4P7AiaNBcia4auVEA0tz7aQ"}
{"text": "1. 把床板换成钢板，钢板上面刻字「老夫生平快意恩仇，杀人如麻，囚居湖底，亦属应有之报。唯老夫任我行被困……」上面铺上草席。墙上安四个铁链子，睡觉的时候把自己双手双脚拴起来。宿舍大门上凿一个方孔，每到饭点就让舍友帮你带饭，带回来的饭放在木盘上从方孔递给你。如果你有钱，还可以每隔两个月让舍友给你买一次肥鸡美酒。2.在宿舍里挂一幅仕女图，图中绘三个美女，要一进门就能看到，每个人的椅子上都要铺绣花锦垫。然后要布置得花团锦簇，脂粉浓香扑鼻。然后把自己的书桌换成梳妆台，你身穿粉红衣衫，左手拿着一个绣花绷架，右手持着一枚绣花针，坐在梳妆台前面。如果你有一个身材健壮满脸大胡子的舍友，记得以后改口叫他「莲弟」，务必叫得柔情万种。", "question": "怎样把大学宿舍装修成金庸武侠世界的风格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别人按 -1，我按 1 的时候。", "question": "哪个瞬间让你突然觉得自己好穷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一同学，过年去一个不太熟的亲戚家拜年，亲戚给了她一个红包，大概有八百吧。但是拜完年离开亲戚家的时候，她把红包落在桌子上，出门后才想起来。回去拿吧，太难为情，不拿吧，又不甘心。最后她走出院门，朝里屋大喊：「姨姥，我把红包放你桌子上了，不要给我啦！」这亲戚一听，那还了得，拿着红包就追了出来。于是乎，我这同学「百般推辞」，终于「十分不好意思」地收下。", "question": "有哪些瞬间会让你觉得对方情商高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀...我的收入太低了...？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6398867"}
{"text": "四岁了！今天是四岁生日！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6765314"}
{"text": "渡过三途河。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6084396"}
{"text": "不知何时从冰箱旁冒出来一堆发霉的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4102832"}
{"text": "为什么大家都没有穿鞋呢？", "question": "进别人家时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359337"}
{"text": "我就问你，你在上学的时候，不太想上学，不太想写作业的时候。你爸给你 1000 块的零花钱，带你出去玩，给你买个手机。你妈打你手心，让你好好学习。你觉得谁对你好？你和我说奸臣？那可是我推心置腹的亲信，我的钱袋子，最懂我的知己，我最仰仗的宰相。至于那什么包拯海瑞，今天杀我爱妃一个弟弟，明天又克扣我一座行宫，简直是大大的坏人！", "question": "为什么皇帝明知谁是奸臣却不铲除他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "才发现自己考上的是女子大学", "question": null, "star": 493, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvb87tj8bkj612513y7aw02"}
{"text": " 因为烦小清新最安全了，因为你可以拿脏话骂他们，他们肯定不会脏话你，他们一脏话他们就不清新了，就输了，所以烦小清新的人可以立于不败之地。 ", "question": "什么是小清新，为什么它会招某些人烦，烦小清新的人追求与之相应的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这么大的吗？可没听说过啊！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hajjvqib40j30ci0el434"}
{"text": "目标已锁定？正在进行数据分析。诶，谁在网购蚊香？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESkK8AK3DyyahkyI637vXLiaQLTrBW4oibFwtic8OBhhUguVEEJCk93ur5Q"}
{"text": "被女朋友打晕前一秒看到的画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kNhv61LaNFu6y9F2GU5rcqnXibds2HVmI3HRYgoDGgaG24INAAWFcBHw"}
{"text": "被老婆一脚端下床却不敢反抗的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEJkujnqibFTPlkvRJqSKZRJMKVibp9ekUSGgqAcjHMo6DsAHFatb2ZJhg"}
{"text": "房子。", "question": "年轻人会因为哪些原因对科研「望而却步」，如何帮助他们安心做研究？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "乌鸦变凤凰！", "question": "平步青云，从平和堂升到平等院凤凰堂的高度。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2517470"}
{"text": "变成洛克人之前", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9dzcq0tigj30ci0elju9"}
{"text": "趁我理智还有一点残留，赶快消失吧！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283844"}
{"text": "狮子王", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3678363"}
{"text": "只要多垫几层，总能变大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kHMtBX2GzHqU0cgnsRGQRzcXlC48iciaaDy4QuYJu6HDmuz7POX8DZKFQ"}
{"text": "「给你说个事，你别告诉别人啊。」", "question": "世界上最没用的东西是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也刚到这个地方，是吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6985851"}
{"text": "「在必需之外的不必需上有了超越能力的欲求，并不计后果地实现之。」", "question": "究竟怎样才算“乱花钱”，标准是什么？这条线在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结婚。——王尔德", "question": "一般男人在什么情况下会离婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "萤火猫", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "海带的呼噜声很吵。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7342669"}
{"text": "在公众面前炫耀会被揭穿的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7281901"}
{"text": "买保险套，一杜蕾斯推销：别用杰士邦。我问为什么。她说：你不觉得小吗？我只有说：恩。", "question": "目前你看到过或听过的最喜欢或者认为最好的文案是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“为什么要得100分？！”“没有被罚站真是个坏孩子！“节目不是会变得无聊吗？！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFZS86s84INW454Xgy71KsgUQYicNPQ1K6XCsw4NRnZ7cpel15uMziaC6w"}
{"text": "被妈妈骂了的时候。", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "我此生只有一件后悔事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "881838"}
{"text": "博物馆馆长、落魄贵族、空手少年", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7197857"}
{"text": "李荣浩把小鹏汽车默默划去了（狗头）", "question": "汽车博主因眼睛小被辅助驾驶误判睡觉，如何解决人工智能在类似情况下的短板？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你有社交恐惧症而你在派对上只认识一个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7px7VgXPXGeaIv57NEoSxGrWkq9vXgkR8ibYpVjRBFtkpmSbTEJLRicKg"}
{"text": "看来只能用卷纸芯擦了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MK5Xr2aQoOdHKv1bw4aNVhopPTL9KgCVcibmoicwAuB83yjPZZOknO4dQ"}
{"text": "这个字念：“我错了还不行么”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QGSXr74iaj5Q0HZ5HAU9Jg9141DV2yz57ZgEicMz46rBB1WMcm6dGYWoeoGjrkSUUgtRenV1icD8szg"}
{"text": "画到头发时打了个喷嚏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXxeWpCmA21QwVyVCGjyVhTibQUXh49RMjn0GUQ9FIUJ8ysFP7riao9m6A"}
{"text": "用神龙实现愿望", "question": "收集七个老虎球可以召唤出一只真正的老虎吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605111"}
{"text": "宝格丽", "question": "请表现出高级的打喷嚏声。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3124012"}
{"text": "你们会怎么活？", "question": "尽情发挥，修改标题。", "star": 209, "type": "T2T", "image": "7170540"}
{"text": "喂喂！你打算在那里用棍子烧东西吗？这不是彩排吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7018554"}
{"text": "双胞胎，一个做了理发师，一个当了程序员", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmTTIOVC8msF3qDWIWzRx9o6jKeib4bDbs98qU1XYtWVlgdY4IIibMu8Lw"}
{"text": "实际上的外星人就是这样的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1224410"}
{"text": "客人，那个商品您还没结账对吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233871"}
{"text": "非必要不返乡，没事别想回四川过年", "question": "如何看待北京动物园熊猫翻墙「越狱」，工作人员对其「批评教育」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出门别两人都不带钥匙。", "question": "结婚以后两个人在一起最重要的是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女人把私房钱藏起来了，她很狡猾！", "question": "虽然不是什么好笑的事情，但还是想看一次的风景是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6943990"}
{"text": "他有女朋友啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500573"}
{"text": "我爱你！", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "小姐，好的。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "我一掀开暖帘，就和出来的客人对上了眼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "688558"}
{"text": "出门带了钥匙的家伙还没回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsryl4cuxuj30ci0el79s"}
{"text": "蚊子太吵了，我睡不着。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854092"}
{"text": "这问题还用拿出来问吗？简单分析一下：如果买台苹果的价钱就能影响买车，这样的经济状况即使买了车，开起来的消耗也会让你们感到吃力。没有嫌你们穷的意思", "question": "想买 MacBook Air， 女朋友却想存钱买车，该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "额，可以给我鲑鱼吗？", "question": null, "star": 1371, "type": "I2T", "image": "5829134"}
{"text": "当客人想说话时，就举起保持安静的牌子。", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "我放弃跑步了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7127588"}
{"text": "没这号不坏蛋！", "question": "如果千鸟路在海贼王的世界里会出现，他可能会说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4937417"}
{"text": "吃饭前说他是东北的。喝酒后说东北是他的。", "question": "东北人有哪些令你难以忘怀的特点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "电动车", "question": "请问有什么前所未有的新颖美味的棒状零食新产品吗？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7175071"}
{"text": "懒。", "question": "为什么大部分人喜欢稳定？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "感冒发烧超过38度时常见的梦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5986481"}
{"text": "周五夜晚狂欢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6860365"}
{"text": "相扑漫画最终回", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ess5jp4fxnj209w08kwfx"}
{"text": "保健室的老师不在。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7053609"}
{"text": "虽然是恶魔，但本人似乎乐于帮忙，看起来非常满意。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7320630"}
{"text": "你涨了工资以后是不是发现钱还是不够用？", "question": "如果硬盘能达到内存的速度，那操作系统的设计是否会有变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "流水素面", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "校长在全校晨会上的讲话。", "question": "长～～～～～！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6962189"}
{"text": "森永出新品了。", "question": null, "star": 43, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372161"}
{"text": "女老师在课上提问：谁能求出这道题的解，我就提前五分钟下课。无人能解。老师进一步提高筹码：谁能求解，今天就没有作业了。小明站起来说：姐，求你了。", "question": "你听过最搞笑的笑话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明明是领导的雕像却发了自己的照片只能硬着头皮揭幕了", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "用Bbox给悟空和弗利萨的战斗增加气氛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ertioa2wtjj209c0av3zm"}
{"text": "《悠闲的消防员》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVG2gkiabzvB6m5cVicGTmqNSvBbfUeej44pkIhGE6xib46xfP8yGXgicyBg"}
{"text": "我当初要是没咬金牌就好了", "question": null, "star": 392, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtaknmz195j60u0140wi002"}
{"text": "这是您忘记的bra", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "看，没什么好怕的。", "question": "请将吉卜力作品的名台词以218种形式呈现。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5729348"}
{"text": "有一次志愿者服务去敬老院，上的白事会。给爷爷奶奶们说哭了。", "question": "相声演员在选择节目时是否要注意什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穿高跟鞋别脚啊，船都漏了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKnJD0SHjuzEyYSvCh0icgQj1Po8dadqkElJgfEvoIHDvDkPgKEgsGRuw"}
{"text": "找了一个暑假的iPad居然在暑假作业里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3FFDiauvWYErDw5VGaFgIg9DAqkGzp7poKvpQsxiaA1aofqNMCOcmbhPw"}
{"text": "「老奶奶，我来给您捶背吧」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eh93jaz7zlj20bi09mmy6"}
{"text": "你看得到我？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd48BDmQkyeBm4gcR9dTkKQ5LNv5tFf92BBWsKMXPg5YcntcTicecTBbqA"}
{"text": "化妆品腌入味了。", "question": "为什么女生有「体香」，而男人没有？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想吃烤鸡米花。", "question": "将歌词中的君改为吉米。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6371226"}
{"text": "“我跟你说，我昨晚喝多了，找到一个纯金的小便池?“干娘哦！就是你在我萨克斯里撒的尿！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B628680fN9ibB3rHfgr9LBUuoZb3icslhcIJXblR3IUsmevyQQpdXJF859EFXQ"}
{"text": "喂，你干嘛呢？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6520563"}
{"text": "四级听力现在开始section A我的公主殿下，臣来迟了，跪下神秘北极圈，阿拉斯加的神巅摇晃的红酒杯和我一起 rush b巴拉巴拉，咕叽咕叽，der ~~第二部分结束，请考生停止答题.", "question": "2019 年12 月 14 日考完英语四六级感受如何？你有什么想说的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我叫你用小男孩摧毁日军的坦克不是这个意思啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVcJOs8fEn9vKnhv7TzuaBO9WGP4IHqaUPxFicZ09zCXHKGw2h5yquObA"}
{"text": "时光机", "question": "给哆啦A梦的秘密道具加一个字，让它变得无用。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5311991"}
{"text": "屁打上天。", "question": "抽奖的失败框里好像能抽到1次10日元的几率。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5781865"}
{"text": "咖啡店员端着咖啡过来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7215859"}
{"text": "这些道具不要也罢有哆啦A宝在已是万幸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hc8wp5qeoxj30ci0el41u"}
{"text": "允许随时下车", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g8o3kplk9ej20yi18ialh"}
{"text": "两只猫的爪子都很臭。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6437460"}
{"text": "自从手机支付变得便捷以来，我再也没有丢过钱了。因为，我光丢手机。", "question": "在你亲历的短短的时间内，世界有哪些惊人的改变？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我稍微洗个澡就来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7151547"}
{"text": "公交师傅会飘移", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLiarTGTPQibCGiaKuGRMfJqp5rcw532vB2Jgpxw5yJSrdCLe1iakY4OQibKg"}
{"text": "解开自己的衣服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hiufs8ieq2j30ci0elmyh"}
{"text": "鸡蛋男孩去哪儿了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4483036"}
{"text": "几公里外的电车和铁道口的声音都能听到。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 19, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "主角光环，至今遥遥无望。", "question": "科幻电影中，有哪些技术我们已经实现了，哪些没有实现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是哥哥的粉丝！我们永远是对的！（别问我哥哥是谁…可以是很多人）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "Ai恐怖袭击", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "把炒蛋当枕头睡觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6451478"}
{"text": "静……静香只会叫胖虎为小武！你到底是谁！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzou7yegkej30ci0eljuv"}
{"text": "养老院找了一个脱衣舞男当福利", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTOKXKh2FVNqcIGtoxPk9bvYuS2ibckqjf9O0h5WsgfMjGe7A1b4vIVibw"}
{"text": "搬运工什么时候来？啊对……六楼，没电梯！", "question": null, "star": 312, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "养...养只黑猫 ", "question": "朋友们，请问养猫如何和黑衣服兼得呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": " 我小的时候我妈经常说： 我感觉某人要挨揍了。。。起初我不相信。我怎么没感觉到？老妈你如何能有如此功能居然还没遗传到我身上？几次之后我就相信了老妈真是一个预言家。 ", "question": "你认识的人中是否有特异功能？如有，是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对主人养的狗狗的看法？肉质再嫩点就好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuKq5MIvvROjU9WnEc9auxObtvhkZ1WWibbb6gYH14NGX1m7pbna58tUA"}
{"text": "第一个找到笑点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6cYha1OBexQArQphQQqOtbUib5c7KsKLzJ1LicibOKHLTYPClms3deCroQ"}
{"text": "壶露娃", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJNHRMPstOu1iaSRqxy6wvarG3AjlWDCWdj1VrFA0ciaGBI1libyBe8zU5Q"}
{"text": "年轻的资深人士", "question": "鲜活的干货、湿润的干货、肥美的肉类和多汁的蔬菜。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7229127"}
{"text": "渐渐地开始看到极限和幻觉。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4787773"}
{"text": "「我喜……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnncq3mpe1j30ci0elafb"}
{"text": "你要吃我手里的咔嚓咔嚓的豆沙棒吗？", "question": "请您认真对待小豆糕。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2494194"}
{"text": "日神给您加餐餐了呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibk8v9UJOhWqT79Nan4olBNw3MytdneibfiaEeWbkAkF4ubccQPVtwBroGg"}
{"text": "每天听课参观。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校，请只用汉字作答。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194169"}
{"text": "就是你老伯 出来单挑", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "上班第一天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6747212"}
{"text": "即使如此，在十米深处。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3626385"}
{"text": "你家的废铁呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQhk6VU6MNYe53ciaH5T3acQ501yOCD1ZF6ha54iaRm6ItjSuI3jWKicZZQ"}
{"text": "我女朋友不光是吵架不动，碰到任何比较大的情绪波动都会站着不动，比如高兴、难过、受到惊吓……据她说，似乎是大脑在试图集中注意力处理最重要的信息。是否和性别有关就不知道了……", "question": "为什么男女朋友一吵架，往往女生站着不动？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肉", "question": "什么东西听到名字就觉得很美好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "特别头疼！尤其是当我发现过敏源是卫生纸的时候。", "question": "得了过敏性鼻炎是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是好皇帝，他对新中国的电视产业贡献巨大。", "question": "乾隆是一个好皇帝吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个房间不就是子宫吗？你的出生就是答案。", "question": "你被困在一个密闭的房间，房间里有两个洞，你会作何选择？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一咦，骑不动了一好像是坏了，要不今晚就不走了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSW6cs7RBFJYlULUGxYSq35rehvHEiaiaiaY2s5l1CQ0YfKrrXCmP0saF5Q"}
{"text": " 其实把搭讪的顺序反过来就OK了。“美女，你好，你真漂亮，老远就看见你了，就想过来跟你打个招呼......那个，我想打听一下，你吃的糖葫芦是在哪儿买的？” ", "question": "一个美女在吃糖葫芦，怎么问才能让她相信我不是来搭讪而是想知道糖葫芦在哪买的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我承认你们说的名字都很“野鸡”，学校也真的牛逼。但是和他比就算了，这个学校的名字你听到的第一反应不是“野鸡大学”，而是“这骗钱的吧？”然而百度一下后你会回来说：“卧槽！”他就是：江南社会学院。。。", "question": "国内有哪些名字「野鸡」但是不错的大学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我已经变成人了，衣服就留给你啦", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "在遛狗时有漂亮小姐姐过来说【好可爱哦！我可以摸一下头吗】于是怀抱着微小的可能性伸出了头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaG9f9b7Cbib3DJmyppGexbkWKSTD9UJ0FWZ082EsKrg9gxXwlS25Ihicg"}
{"text": "无论我怎么讨好也没用，因为是AA制。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6704738"}
{"text": "他表演了消失硬币的魔术，但无人感兴趣。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2672193"}
{"text": "20 年前我试过一次，现在我 18 了。", "question": "孙杨掉进太平洋还能存活吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他不看我，看来是我的重力场不够强大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibiaDpTkzIfDaKT0nloHKjcRMibuicGht2nZKuGibh3u1icZvo3iciaBQicVcoSA"}
{"text": "别给敌人增加希望了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371110"}
{"text": "我们坚持自主研发的独门规格。", "question": "著名企业用七言五句诗来解释吧！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6536246"}
{"text": "卡住了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "一次打完四分之一决赛半决赛和决赛的选手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mOS0Ff4aicqRnOSdNgsHnoWvDohXdb56sic6Bzryok6x5K90B8VicciceKA"}
{"text": "对宅文化首次提出系统性的批判……", "question": "《疯狂原始人》是一部怎样的动画片，为什么评分如此高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在地铁上，给一对母女让座，女儿大概才有幼儿园大班的样子，非常活泼好动，一直 blahblahblah 唱着各式各样的歌。妈妈：「这位姐姐给你让的座，你给姐姐唱首歌呗。」然后女儿抬头，非常认真非常认真对着我唱起来：「男人不过是一个消遣的东西～有什么了不起～」我：……or2原文评论区 @晋焉秉：卤煮的这个表情……or2……屁股好翘的样子。", "question": "你听到过哪些有趣、温馨或惊悚的陌生人对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女的泼男的茶", "question": null, "star": 280, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "站起来，伏地魔！你刚才的气势哪去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibePibuUc7RD3ibRceaViaoEz25FqrBwwldQjL0vRKLbeNBtjticyw3vdhJw"}
{"text": "哎呀，到点下班了，我得走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378563"}
{"text": "这个人的烦恼是毛衣卡头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGth57IFZPygKM4u2piaE0HwkmiaurVcGvORicdH9zj5uQQHVo2CYuTE9wnQ"}
{"text": "“白帽子的，没见过你啊，还有你帽子上的M什么意思“别闹，自己人”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm66yNWUMf34dCY19kFgicdibVFTcnSlCScXX61ZZL7EeLcsKdOd6ykH9qA"}
{"text": "妈：“别踩！我刚刚拖了你那儿！还是湿的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKrUoJGsvPMIalicpHrfaCxX9H25u71tuunhuibUMPXx9JLuLVynzw52tgSsIPc2ZBMibTPZjPnBSDg"}
{"text": "因为男生吹牛是靠语言，而女生吹牛主要靠美图秀秀。", "question": "为什么常见男生吹牛，却很少听见女生吹牛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让我们温暖客户的心吧？", "question": "这家便利店员工好随便啊！是个怎样的员工呢？", "star": 146, "type": "T2T", "image": "6664688"}
{"text": "连来招呼的店员都没有", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f96xkvq1q0j20fq0dz409"}
{"text": "女生们的聊天中提到了自己的名字！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee8yggwT1G66gYVuyZgtoLODp04ib34RchwmKNE6bvrHDWPaG0UTvnhf1Q"}
{"text": "还敢睡懒觉？来，吃我一发", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxJodKenqWjq9cHJxvRG9YIJVpF9rm8jwBv224ibGNNwBmh2hxJhDMdM5R8unNAFDLBodurhxUZqw"}
{"text": "马傻啊，守不住街亭我不怪你，撞见我女装那只能算你倒霉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKMHVvwudgutUiae54icxlpceZCFTnekSWYswib6iauvcaleCchFtu1Wic6lA"}
{"text": "听我口令，立正！稍息！谁他娘老子羽扇给啃成这样了，有种把的自己站出来！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvw3pymnadj20yi0z8ww4"}
{"text": "熊猫号", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389243"}
{"text": "听说这里充许垂吊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJaPqBJMhA1Mf9V0b8K8S1vaeiaCZ89Gc2PEupsA7fRvTyoEchW21UwXw"}
{"text": "「哥们，她睡着了，等醒了我再跟她说行不？」", "question": "男性说「我喝醉了」，女性该回复什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用PayPay付款。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6380857"}
{"text": "辛巴好像不是很想做狮王", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibL3tloq3Z9oqHXkVG1PanARMfPoNZSdia9fZX5O1fcDugA36evgNtbZicg"}
{"text": "彩票的奖品太寒酸了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5612964"}
{"text": "不会，你看人嬴政。", "question": "男生买手办，人偶真的会影响结婚吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我也是这么想的。", "question": "给严肃的台词加个aa就毁了。", "star": 98, "type": "T2T", "image": "3790829"}
{"text": "不知从那里听来的：“这是你家养的猪啊？”一人指着朋友家沙发后面露出屁股在舔毛的白色短毛猫在问。", "question": "怎样夸猫不落俗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奇变偶不变，符号看象限。", "question": "有哪些让你感叹「写出这种句子的人，我十辈子都追不上了」的句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我的战斗力是132500。", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "一只小白兔闯入视频聊天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoktOr9iboL92ibjo5DzKkbXaMjQ87PP5scLricibUFrOdW0F6Fibl7iaicJQTw"}
{"text": "我要三份咖喱乌冬面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835556"}
{"text": "先生！我是秋帆！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2652847"}
{"text": "感觉就像自己辛辛苦苦养的白菜，和隔壁八竿子打不着的韭菜，被做成了饺子？？？", "question": "如何看待抖森和泰勒 · 斯威夫特海滩接吻照曝光？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个大小正好啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3414680"}
{"text": "是的！我给你提升了哦！我说过要给你稀有卡片，不是谎话哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586422"}
{"text": "如果我没听错，你刚才说的是先将食材清洗干净……」对吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gopi0eq5oyj30ci0el7bh"}
{"text": "最外面那块干燥的宿便终于顶出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPLCfnZJxNlsRiat8ZYhMrXr3Ue6nYAC7wIlIGYbiaoUSDIosG1ve8xoOQ"}
{"text": "觉悟吧，轮到你了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7284022"}
{"text": "觉得怪怪的吧，大家都以为能吃呢，我也只是因为家住这边而已啊...", "question": null, "star": 13033, "type": "I2T", "image": "377026"}
{"text": "出汗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RvJzM9spRLLo8hLQ8wLj2j4ABnROezFJ3ByTkaAuyduPKRPr7hGYTfABLvX4xzCt5a5oIniaNzdsQ"}
{"text": "同样是互联网巨头，李彦宏是老公，而马云只能当爸爸。", "question": "颜值真的有那么重要吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不用装傻了，在评论区里花音就在装傻。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "597034"}
{"text": "小学时有个女生，每天都来我家写作业，中学时有个女生，每天都找我借课外书，高中时有个女生，每天供我作业用纸。我都忘了她们名字和长相了。", "question": "情商低有多讨人厌？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大家的喜欢的动物都做好了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2762124"}
{"text": "这是一个亲切的工作场所。", "question": "第一的黑心企业惊人的公司内部规定是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6542342"}
{"text": "他为什么不是红色的，而是黄色的呢？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5968271"}
{"text": "我洗澡的时候发现水龙头没关。", "question": null, "star": 2127, "type": "I2T", "image": "5680221"}
{"text": "镜头盖没打开", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqi0kd5we0j60x70kv79r02"}
{"text": "睡前喝杯热牛奶，做二十分钟的伸展运动再上床，几乎可以一觉到天亮。", "question": "睡觉前的仪式。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3941128"}
{"text": "其实我只是看视频突然没信号了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75RVmYXnMdvSNSAswXYWa9gZ514q9Bozffdd0ufpv7cEjTHVThVt6D1Gw"}
{"text": "被问晚饭要加几个蛋的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm16ip472j20gh0eon4t"}
{"text": "在踢球的瞬间，我想起了我的朋友。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3597601"}
{"text": "小“黄”人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVP9nHbicibicibp5UI804h5xvohx1yiasWcW3qkJrbFQ0nwIf94f6Hvib9LmCg"}
{"text": "躲猫猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "为了让其他人更入戏，我看完电影之后是倒着走出来的。", "question": "如何评价电影《信条》（TENET)?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "安西老师...！我想打篮球...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1691488"}
{"text": "没有一个像人的，是你们自己不争气啊，今天的决斗取消了。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "我在浙江办理落户的时候，户籍的妹子一边问信息，一边给我填资料落户。学历、工作、身高各种，不需要具体资料，你说啥填啥。说到身高时，我答 168，然后妹子就笑着说，我这里又没有尺子，我帮你填 175 吧。我说不用了。......真主动。户口本发下来，妹子填的是 170。后来我看到几个同事的户口本，有一个一起体检过，162，户口本也是 170。再后来我连续发现，但凡不到 170 的，妹子都默默的补成 170 了。……这个户籍妹子默默的为浙江省平均身高在不断努力。", "question": "男生身高不足 170cm 是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "采访打假赛罚下的三号选手", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "干净的排水口", "question": "请说些无关紧要的话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6797121"}
{"text": "整个大陆处处存在传送门。只有夜王，脚踏实地一步一个脚印，走到长城走了 7 季。", "question": "如何评价《权力的游戏》第七季第六集 S07E06「Beyond the Wall」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "饭桌上听到过的名言：「我们家族实施供给制，已经进入共产主义了。」", "question": "年收入上亿的人生活是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "针……针打完了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ym0o2wg6j30ci0el3zf"}
{"text": "哎呀，我还以为是四个人呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419400"}
{"text": "由于新婚邻居每晚太吵往他家信箱放了对耳环", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw5o95nb36j30ci0el419"}
{"text": "你有见过马戏团的猴子表演结束了还骑着单车回去的吗？", "question": "大学军训真的能改变一个人吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别说三岁了，三十岁的女人都这样。", "question": "孩子想要一个东西却不明说，必须你问她、给她才要，是不是有心理障碍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无实物表演之假装自己有大肚腩", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "多年前，当我们还是小学生的时候，进球后该怎么处理一直是个神秘的谜。（电视转播回放之后都重新开球了呀喂！）", "question": "刚开始接触足球时你或你身边的人闹出过哪些笑话或误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好险好险！差点被鸟粪浇到！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eyut3sdxlwj20bg09mac0"}
{"text": "因为说了天诛吐槽。", "question": "为什么那个头脑不清的武士被命令在殿上切腹呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5899465"}
{"text": "财政部说，只要国家灭亡，就只有增税。", "question": "请问你刚刚说了什么我不太明白的事情？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7154884"}
{"text": "最高端的明明是王者荣耀。王者荣耀分为红蓝两方，暗合太极阴阳相生之意。红指火，是易经中的离卦，蓝指水，是易经中的坎卦。离火是世间至阳至刚的东西，但是离卦却上下为阳爻中间为阴爻，是外阳而内阴的卦象；坎水是世间至阴至柔的东西，但是坎卦却上下为阴爻中间为阳爻，是外阴而内阳的卦象。离卦和坎卦正好符合太极中“太阳”和“太阴”的概念，正如阴阳调和的阴阳鱼一样，不是非黑即白，而是白中有黑的存在，在黑中也有白的诞生，是古老的东方哲学和文化的产物。再反观围棋，棋子黑白分明，根本认识不到阴阳相生的道理，从一开始就落了下乘。王者荣耀的战局分为上中下三路，正与天地人三才相符。道德经中说：道生一，一生二，二生三，三生万物。“三”就是万物演化生长之源，从“三”里可以生出天地万物的无数种变化。同样，王者荣耀的三路也可以衍生出无穷无尽的变化。围棋不过 361 个点，王者荣耀的地图却早就超出了 361 万像素，而且王者荣耀中的英雄不像棋子落地生根，任何一个位置都可以向 360°方向任意移动，拥有位置和速度两个未知量，复杂程度是 360 的 3610000 次方，比围棋区区 3 的 361 次方不知道多到哪里去了。更别提王者荣耀有上百种不同单位，光英雄就有 98 个，英雄、野怪、防御塔，小兵、炮车、超级兵……任何一个像素点上的单位都有上百种可能性。而且这些单位的状态也完全不同，出电刀的鲁班和不出电刀的鲁班就是两个状态，王者荣耀有共计 98 件装备。也就是说，光出装就有 99 的 6 次方种可能性（大概 9415 亿种）。这里还没有计算英雄的血量、蓝量、物抗、魔抗、物伤、法伤、暴击率、暴击伤害、物穿、法穿、攻速、减伤、回血、回蓝、吸血、经验、经济、技能点、技能冷却、被动技能、buff、debuff、特殊状态（如李白二技能不可选中）……这些仅仅是王者荣耀的地图上一个点的信息量。而围棋呢？一个点只有黑、白、空，仅仅三种变化，太简陋了。王者荣耀每方有五个位置，能选择五位英雄，暗合五行之数，每个英雄的定位也和五行相合。辅助属土，沈稳厚重，土为万物之本，可以承载万物、滋养万物，和辅助保护队友、调和队伍的特性一致。土生金，射手属金，锋芒毕露，金为破敌之刃，无坚不破，然而过刚易折，所以需要属土的辅助来保护。火克金，打野刺客属火，侵略炽热，火为升腾之物，也为烧灼之物，打野抓人反野“侵略如火”，是射手的克星，更是带动队伍节奏的核心。木生火，上单便属木，滋养生长，坚韧不拔，上单承压，就如同树木被巨石压住，却仍能长出，实为木相。水生木，中单法师属水，水滋润万物而不争，就如同法师独守中路，影响全局却不争夺经验，看似柔弱却深不可测。上野联动，暗合木生火之意，以上单的木烧旺打野的火，木克土、火克金，正好克制对面辅助的土和射手的金。然而打野需时刻提防法师的控制，所谓水克火，法师的控制就是跳来跳去的打野的克星。而生克也并非死物，水克火，但火势盛大也可烧干水，金克木，但上单发育好也可以秒掉射手。如此种种，不再赘述。王者荣耀暗合五行生克循环不息之秒，比围棋又高到不知道哪里去了。王者荣耀的地图有大小龙和四个 buff，正和阴阳四象之意。大小龙和它们的龙坑正如阴阳鱼一般，主宰便是阴鱼的阳眼，暴君便是阳鱼的阴眼，正是太阴太阳之象，如此循环生生不息。同时四个 buff 构成了一个正方形，红 buff 两边的顶点都是蓝 buff，蓝 buff 两边的顶点却是红 buff。如果用对角线将这个三角形分开，要么中间为红 buff 两侧为蓝 buff，要么中间为蓝 buff 两侧为红 buff，这正是少阴少阳之象。王者荣耀的地图都暗含太阴太阳少阴少阳之意，比只知道画直线的围棋不知道高到哪里去了。", "question": "围棋比中国象棋高大上吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "箭头所指是只鸭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibL5l9Ij1mrENvLGxtI3yN0h5yBUld5O9fqZiauXzSW8YiaviaagPia5EIVOQ"}
{"text": "古一死于特效太贵。", "question": "古一法师一拳秒掉绿巨人，为什么不能让他打灭霸？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我会在你的梦里送你一份哈根达斯。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388779"}
{"text": "今天的体育课不是说要上曲棍球吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987963"}
{"text": "哦，该做礼拜了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2700533"}
{"text": "我天生就不怕冷", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "大BOSS", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1764547"}
{"text": "在厕所手机打了半小时，发现不是撤侨。而我已经截瘫。邀请我的朋友，我眼神不好，不要这样玩我，好吗(ノдヽ)", "question": "西方国家的人如何看待撒娇？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "无论我跟店长说什么，他都只会回答“我是这里的店长”。", "question": "这是什么牛肉奇幻料理？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3689408"}
{"text": "该用户名已存在", "question": null, "star": 196, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpdiwrkqn5j60u00zdwky02"}
{"text": "会议结束后的归途。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4783976"}
{"text": "把亮度调高也看不见。", "question": null, "star": 107, "type": "I2T", "image": "7283844"}
{"text": "压头，眼神是骗不了人的", "question": null, "star": 581, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "上学的时候宿舍在一楼，到了夏天寝室里的蚊子相当壮观。某天路过一个宿舍，全宿舍出动在打蚊子。其中一个姐儿们雄心万丈地说：今天宿舍里除了咱们四个，一个畜生都不留。", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男子高校校草大赛冠军", "question": null, "star": 540, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gry0qxz33aj60x918cafd02"}
{"text": "海藻精问茶🍵", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "决定和他复合", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkySsgJTiaicvN9NgTnY7kP7L6l0KqRToAs0BQboy3wBbfsavZxlfxAzWQ"}
{"text": "干杯的酒杯", "question": "圆滚滚的玉米的新用途。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5950879"}
{"text": "教官的假发飞起的瞬间，他们温柔地转向一边。", "question": null, "star": 438, "type": "I2T", "image": "4485635"}
{"text": "射程可绕地球一周的新型火箭弹试射成功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx4IQoNe2t4RztZgL5KWetEDz3TBmUMVt31MibKQCE0F09UoEgk2iaDbHmA"}
{"text": "爸爸，彩虹大桥不仅没有封锁，反而正在变形的过程中！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4109313"}
{"text": "可恶，食堂午餐只剩两个烤糊的鸡腿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBDUcz2YJicbLqp8rTgX8XU1SewhHoUbsP94NI7kaqpRJP8RsaDuWVAqNw"}
{"text": "那天我还在想能交到一百个朋友吗...结果交到的是一大堆卡路里。", "question": "给卡路里米特说句话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "2606903"}
{"text": "这道题应该问我奶奶。她第一次做茄盒的时候，我进入厨房看到了两片茄子连在一起我还难过了一会儿，奶奶果然是老了，两片茄子都没切断。然后，懂事的我，把两片茄子给分开了。然后发现，每一个怎么都没切段，然后我就又默默地，懂事地，乖巧地分开了所有的茄子。然后，奶奶看着那盘肉馅儿 ，表情非常地惆怅。这大概是她厨房生涯中，最艰难的时刻吧。", "question": "你做过的最难做的一道菜是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "圣诞老人是一个神秘的存在。", "question": "烟囱的心情现在怎么样？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6947982"}
{"text": "去公立医院买八角桂皮等等....然后做卤水卤猪脚和粉丝。质量很好。", "question": "正规医院里有哪些令人意想不到的医疗项目？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "祖孙三代都是少年白发。", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "为什么傻子坂田能活到现在？", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "我来翻译一下和有爱的人谈恋爱，和有钱的人结婚。", "question": "「和爱的人谈恋爱，和合适的人结婚」，这话怎么听起来那么残酷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老老公，你今天回来的好早啊……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz1oq99cmmj20mx0q9whc"}
{"text": "这不是今天为了参加钓鱼大赛到处挖鱼饵的我吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h40slr9cofj60mk0xbdll02"}
{"text": "签订《尼布楚条约》。", "question": "你是绑架犯，请做出让警察惊讶的事情。", "star": 30, "type": "T2T", "image": "6439705"}
{"text": "对不起，我们觉得两个人骑脚踏车比较快，所以就一起骑了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6164344"}
{"text": "教室里终于安静下来时老师已经退化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egu8x1ftecj20ap08zq3y"}
{"text": "家里的未开的门。", "question": "看起来像是现实世界中可以通往清版过关型游戏地下城的入口。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5357469"}
{"text": "lay了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gdd40yra7sj20rn14vwt1"}
{"text": "洗澡时漏水，出了大乱子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6494131"}
{"text": "简答：最本质的区别，Radiohead 是乔治·奥威尔，Muse 是韩寒。", "question": "Radiohead 和 Muse 的音乐最本质的区别是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "2017 年全国卷 I 高考作文题：据近期一项对来华留学生的调查，他们较为关注的「中国关键词」有：一带一路、大熊猫、广场舞、中华美食、长城、共享单车、京剧、空气污染、美丽乡村、食品安全、高铁、移动支付。请从中选择两三个关键词来呈现你所认识的中国，写一篇文章帮助外国青年读懂中国。要求选好关键词，使之形成有机的关联；选好角度，明确文体，自拟标题；不要套作，不得抄袭，不少于 800 字。", "question": "如何评价 2017 年全国各地的高考语文作文题目？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在电车上如何抓扶手。", "question": null, "star": 2465, "type": "I2T", "image": "1880136"}
{"text": "无论重拍多少次结局，房子都不会摇晃到我想像的方向。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411075"}
{"text": "渣男找女朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7eDmryflVguIIw5tvjTM0IUg0p6sryFmCGtxxeICtIrYKtB2xz4r6HQ"}
{"text": "刚到沙发的狗和早已不见踪影的猫", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtix6ptgkwj60vu0ucdlj02"}
{"text": "你吃饭了吗？对不起，我已经用digda解决了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2413422"}
{"text": "麒麟K2", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "将速度调到两倍。", "question": "校长先生能告诉我们缩短他说话时间的方法吗？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6680886"}
{"text": "偷瞄了一眼而已怎么发展到了谢罪会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs0jd68vfwj30ci0elgr0"}
{"text": "会的，以前整天和 C 打交道的时候，定闹钟都是 6:58 或者 23:02 这样，就怕程序出现边界错误，不敢设为整点，怕闹钟不响。", "question": "编程语言会影响程序员的性格吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吃梦龙吗", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "夫妇二人发誓要用折断的筷子搭建房子。", "question": null, "star": 72, "type": "I2T", "image": "4476633"}
{"text": "咸饭团", "question": "请问第二届美食大赏的冠军是谁？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5522676"}
{"text": "没带纸所以找找最软的一页", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ym82LpzUhWa55lYbicvGnznVRA7yUZERvV1kP2dW2mlePdYsmJlQI7xcg"}
{"text": "存钱罐", "question": null, "star": 202, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hah0wl7539j61401hc10s02"}
{"text": "刚到美国把吸管说成 sucker 三个月后才被纠正的路过，更要命的是有次把 coke 发音成 cock。想象一下当我说 I need a sucker for my cock 时服务员的表情吧。洗衣粉 detergent 不会说，说成 wasing soap。经常 soap 和 soup 发音弄混。mustard 和 wasabi 原来不是一种东西。ketchup 就是 totamo sauce 啊。不要说 rubber 就说 eraser，去商店要 rubber 被思想不纯洁的店员给了一盒安全套。去餐馆点餐没图片就蒙逼了，要是被问要几分熟，side 要什么，想要什么样的 cheese 一切都回答「surprise me」，然后服务员就一脸妈的智障的表情走开。到现在回头看过来，感觉美国人民理解能力满分。", "question": "英语差是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在安静的图书馆咬到舌头，又不得不保持安静的样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDxaX4Yde88WMuvNynEK5LRZKicSkFgicIJYzibfAyzBhibe30PVNIsBYhcibPuA74YSRoaDJpubbkzeA"}
{"text": "铃声响起，巴浦洛夫：“遭了，忘喂狗了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3wDicV6ludfMJxTiaZ7nmIqwPL07qeS9XeYBzPMbvZGOxUrFbYwLoGcJA"}
{"text": "中国语言博大精深陈姓家长：我不是学术不端，我是「过度参与」翟天临：我不是抄袭，我是「过度重合」仝卓：我不是高考移民，我是「过度应届生」欢迎楼下补充", "question": "如何看待云南「结直肠癌基因研究」获奖小学生父亲致歉，承认「过度参与」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "/喂！骑士！把梯子放回来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hehmbuidi2j30ci0elwiv"}
{"text": "等很久了吗？没有，我也刚到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibcQsbb1Ak6UnOzI0gWMFewMGWyllMSsJzPywHXuUmVJCuia34ZQAOO7Q"}
{"text": "主人还没回来呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2985802"}
{"text": "偶尔吃到的“软糯土豆”很开心。", "question": "麦当劳的那些事儿。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6593256"}
{"text": "当一个系着蝴蝶结的小学生说着“啊嘞嘞~”想要进来的时候，请把他赶出去。奇怪的是，这件事似乎有可能会演变成一个事件。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4130325"}
{"text": "鳄鱼皮手袋25万日元", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5290649"}
{"text": "在雪地里穿土黄色迷彩服打错人了打不准", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAibVm9wicUlibRwq0XpuiagURX1w0YDRxQtyaibZoLNJ2oE59ibCtYzbibiczqg"}
{"text": "展开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8Dl9tibHichLoR2NI60TXnUYNhcIvyPO78ytG6A466e0ZJszEPzpibZmLg"}
{"text": "我……我独自一人吃肉的时候，会用嘴把肉叼住然后仰脖子吞下去……这让我觉得自己是头恐龙。", "question": "过度中二是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小学的时候，家里住在六楼。是单元楼。每次我爸都要在一楼跟我比赛谁先上去。不管我爸多“努力”。他从来没跑过我。每次我第一个上去开心的不得了。还要跟爸爸炫耀。自己跑步很厉害。我爸故作失落。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。后来才知道。我爸只是懒得抱着我上楼。", "question": "突然知道一个被瞒了很久的秘密是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "父亲拿着和这个女儿一起拍的开心的贴纸照片。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6718454"}
{"text": "免费玩家把所有的金币都花在强化武器上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBR3C3ibib250PpoHOqdxtUia3LonrFVRHtX3ccIUGqfmX2lRn5NMG8qOdUQ"}
{"text": "花坛全明星", "question": "把小组名字改得有点土气。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376449"}
{"text": "太能忍了。", "question": "请告诉我如何忍住打喷嚏的技巧。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6683155"}
{"text": "1级玩家回到复活点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmkLNJdCsZialiaLQwE724Qdc1aglNQHFlvqfxfcgQjoEyLgOsodXPYtRg"}
{"text": "老爷子牵着个项圈出去散步了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gybwvffer6j30ci0elq5p"}
{"text": "有一次和一些朋友的朋友在一块吃饭，然后有个人好奇就问我说：「我们坐飞机，在天上看报纸到的时候，你们在干什么？」我说：「我们也在看报纸。」然后饭桌上就是一阵「啊哈哈哈哈」。他接着又问我：「那我们在睡觉的时候你们也在看报纸吗？」我说：「不是，我们也在睡觉。」然后饭桌上又是一阵「啊哈哈哈哈」。那餐饭吃的挺开心的，他们好像还挺喜欢我，但是我没想明白他们笑什么。", "question": "乘坐飞机时，有什么事情是机长和机上工作人员不想让乘客知道的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上个网卡成狗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RLFQSqRI1tMpEiaBTE0jQhqXWibfXgdXejuia93tUTjP9SHxLG5gxbgwjmENh5G6icd4WnL5Aq3tneGw"}
{"text": "群友转发了200轮以后的搞笑图片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssxGYQPZSv4FSI2qgO5h8jrvncas7QP2Erlibx9hyNI6B4X1lCF0FVWuQ"}
{"text": "我陪八十岁的姥姥候机的时候，早上六点半，她在满是旅客的候机厅里做了半个小时的早操，并要求我一起加入，然后引来了无数游人的拍照，之后是半个小时的围绕长椅的慢跑，得知晚点后，姥姥又把自己的皮鞋全拿出来擦了一遍，并将全机场各类店的价格问了一遍，后来我觉得她这段时间过得意思，至少比在一旁看了两个小时书的我有意思", "question": "在机场待很久，可以干什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小飞象的毛绒玩具。", "question": "如果放在最恐怖的灵异地点，虽然能让人害怕但也能感到安慰的东西。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "4149846"}
{"text": "送？我好不容易才干掉！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr0b9colr6j30ci0eltbb"}
{"text": "不开车的时候不用系安全带", "question": null, "star": 688, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq7vmdssgwj610g120q8f02"}
{"text": "研发出新冠疫苗。", "question": "肖战团队要怎么做才能挽回这次的口碑下滑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "图片载入失败", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojrzeh6j209c08ggmv"}
{"text": "宿舍人催舍友上课：「倒计时10、1、0，我走了。」", "question": "你认识的最 geeky 的人做过的最 geeky 的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "能不能别吹口哨了，真要不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBzice7gyY3FYiaGX0kEY039P6ibcoLI5Siam2Npk2XSzJ8Yic55tstr2QhJA"}
{"text": "不让筷子夹到的豌豆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtihbxbs9zj30ci0el42k"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": "如果代替加加林第一次从宇宙看到地球，你会说什么？", "star": 109, "type": "T2T", "image": "4349384"}
{"text": "他擅自留了下来！", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "今天我不吃肯德基。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7105637"}
{"text": "这张嘴都要掉下来了的美味，说的就是这个吧？大家都没吃过什么特别好吃的东西，不要太得意忘形了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4850529"}
{"text": "去算命那里和道友们过过招……", "question": "怎么防止被套话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在吗，干嘛，吃了没。哎呀，心疼，喝热水。多穿，快回，外面冷。你忙，好梦，早点睡。", "question": "当你追求女生时，你们聊些什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不是哆啦A梦", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "你说我偷吃了水泥？有什么证据吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hebni5zhnfj30ci0eln18"}
{"text": "跌倒了", "question": "不像饭团那样紧紧地包裹在一起", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5164365"}
{"text": "他在春天里刷牙了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1440116"}
{"text": "甲方的预算和期望值", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHGF7OjoL0HPnkRBUr6UcgsKRHuL6pnWH77CyjgGh87JdQER523clWaw"}
{"text": "我在便利店抽中了yuipon的透明文件夹，但是后面的小孩说如果你不需要的话就给我吧！我就把文件夹送给他了...", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4248662"}
{"text": "别叫我电马，行吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1884409"}
{"text": "请问董事长的假发在哪里买的？我不想买那种一眼就能看穿的，请告诉我。", "question": null, "star": 39, "type": "I2T", "image": "7160050"}
{"text": "话筒线不够长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0mnYhNlnvAHt9wt6R1I8q9fibPrjia3kZfB9vebLiatJ1eKEwmJ3G5Fvlg"}
{"text": "放在下面也能用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGhgQ4e0M8L2nSYs1CoJOdK684T7qPPnYPCkg1bsD2nsdlY9aty8TWOQ"}
{"text": "他们一直让我把粘在身上的蝎子拿掉！拿掉！就这样持续了15分钟。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "269354"}
{"text": "看，有星星", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "哎呀，不行呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861849"}
{"text": "哎呀孙子，我来看你了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6456636"}
{"text": "我为什么要买这样的裙子啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RvqEIJT39xQqPgSeE7WxnyXqqyrHP5U6ym2icpdYYgibhEhl1vlwslfTFf17OMhEqKKeSwIwibexvdw"}
{"text": "坐着公交车袭胸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kwrYEQia5RicIib9gvnu8HW3Yk2UHDGxtZnRTImufEudBUeSNIjAubAtYw"}
{"text": "邪教特征之八：加入后不准退出 ", "question": "为什么有些人会退出学生组织还理直气壮?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果我不醒来，兰就可以每天和我两个人在一起了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6568514"}
{"text": "距离车站步行仅十分钟！房产中介说道", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvye83yrxdj20yi10ib29"}
{"text": "没气了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6419834"}
{"text": "实际上，我有两个女儿，第二个女儿在里面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6746461"}
{"text": "自从迷上某种宗教后，我的黑眼圈不见了，眼睛变得如此明亮。大家一起来试试怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7108933"}
{"text": "sheldon 是一起洗的，他有洁癖", "question": "内裤和袜子放到洗衣机里一起洗有问题吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有点大，你忍着点", "question": null, "star": 54, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsmhiaba8aj60wt0oqgs702"}
{"text": "我尿完了，走吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TArgqcR11USHyQWTCsOOYClwNds5DxoFjFgqxJr2UOXWsWiavxiaOa2NA"}
{"text": "快让我去二次元！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "她长着可爱的脸蛋，却是个蔬菜小偷。还把我的心也给偷走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6608004"}
{"text": "算了算了，窗帘不见了这事儿就让它过去吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy0cqnqww5j30ci0eljvq"}
{"text": "超能力的巨人", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "你在做什么，乌索普？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207210"}
{"text": "没关系，变身三分钟已经很厉害了", "question": null, "star": 101, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "真不该写什么“连猫的手都想借”。这下招惹到熊了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1735133"}
{"text": "足球很好玩吧。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315199"}
{"text": "我们终于到了该惩罚月亮的时候了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6934586"}
{"text": "家里的智能门锁嘴太碎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5NGXcPp3Bf0D5PkQKG1FxjdIobSeQtCNJHUib6za0Y47MgTDHWnM06iaw"}
{"text": "在被别人抓拍之后....", "question": "你是何时开始接受「其实我不帅 / 不漂亮」这个事实的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男朋友给你看他拍你的照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7QicYLVe0O3qJk6Mm0mY8LSbmb3AdIMRcxnEcqSJSJOEFibcERE6dPTIg"}
{"text": "初中有次数学竞赛，有道题是一个公交车，一站一站开，具体啥内容不记得了，最后问，到终点站车上有没有人。我做题目的习惯一向是脑补。结果脑补了一下当时的情境，就觉得出题人的题目写得有问题，这车肯定有司机啊……答题目时候，这个念头一直萦绕不去。结果答完卷子之后还有好长时间，终于忍不住自己二货少女的本质，画上一条分割线，以标准答题格式写上了大大的解法二：常识告诉我们，车上肯定有司机……后来这次考试我拿了第一名……但是老师批卷子的时候，在我写的解法一附近打了对号，专门离我那牛掰闪闪的解法二远远的……", "question": "如何在数学试卷上调戏阅卷人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "挠不着痒处。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6196894"}
{"text": "不发烧，上学去吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBiaJpMw5GanZNWAk7gE1FHSAOx7icJRUA7saCCfXeGFdLbmg0LPr19iaqA9MZTJTrtia2cq8Mf4Mkkow"}
{"text": "电影《哆啦A梦》大雄这里也没有。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372946"}
{"text": "不工作", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvv2ns9arxj20yi1btwor"}
{"text": "店员：拿铁是不加糖的先生。你对：沉默是今晚上的康桥。", "question": "在星巴克点热拿铁时告诉店员不加糖，店员说拿铁是不加糖的先生。我该说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发现了妖怪。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3197118"}
{"text": "新规定：读错一个字挨一枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWJDib8FcIbzPm3yJnJNJrvsZDPWrQd7mCncOliaqpIFlHexX6V7rCCGLg"}
{"text": "娃娃头雪糕要融化了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetNkN4CSUdRHjfAGokmKFsH0ZoagvCnHjlRcB8xJW7djzjt7NYIusfQgg"}
{"text": "我没想到对诱捕鳗鱼的经历会如此着迷。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1261963"}
{"text": "光靠想法是瘦不下来的。", "question": "只吃肉能减肥。只吃肉能减肥，只吃肉能减肥。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6613401"}
{"text": "强颜欢笑", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906934"}
{"text": "什么！感染了新冠病毒后还能买保险吗！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5066264"}
{"text": "这条白线是什么！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCSicmricu9OYLpqAISrx5jibibSqFVgNvhGZp4X0lOTQDt3Via0Q7HZKujWCibBibhuHpxNjZosFfxOPXQQ"}
{"text": "抓住了蝴蝶！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500605"}
{"text": "手头还有一堆烂摊子要处理，但是这个点已经是下班了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10Yq962w6rrLAibfkUoTzOPkgLibticibNHV6qUJbibGbXXwTgE0KA32suqib1EQ"}
{"text": "我是熊猫君！加油大将军♫", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1714656"}
{"text": "在成都的某快递转运中心做过兼职，一般不好奇是什么，因为单号上面一般卖家都会有记录，只是有些私密的东西卖家不打码发货会多看两眼，更多的是这么多快递多久能弄完。其它的，卧槽，这个怎么这么沉 _=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀д•́=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀д•́๑)卧槽，这个买的是砖头？ ⌈╹드╹⌉卧槽，这家又 tm 搞活动了？卧槽，这那个煞笔放的，这是到 xx 省的，怎么到成都了。卧槽，怎么又见到这个件了， 刚刚没被丢的远远的？（因为是一个超大件，看起来很像鱼缸的，如果不是鱼缸也可能是……反正特别大，至少四个人才能抬上楼的那种）卧槽，这个空盒子刷单的也太嚣张了。扫了一车这种快递了，这啥公司，刷单这么 6。", "question": "快递小哥会好奇包裹内是什么吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，可不是中暑了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1554631"}
{"text": "为了呼吁保护野生鸟类，制作了一个非常棒的气球，但由于太过逼真，周围一带的野生鸟类全飞走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1443446"}
{"text": "要是掉下去就要长胖了呢", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "「别担心，我们已经甩掉那只蠢猫了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ea6xq7twgwj20ak0a4t9i"}
{"text": "先生，这是您点的烈酒附赠的野狗。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ewsj1ljjxfj209b0cttah"}
{"text": "灵魂出窍", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6ia1EYhiciaNFh5ViaDUB5MHLTnhibOhMibulnj6JlibRmx5wxzqzZ88aRLwn3w"}
{"text": "歌词是随便买点什么再回去吧~。", "question": "如果有的话，讨厌的FamilyMart进店声音。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5623649"}
{"text": "空调不工作，在超过40度的家里命悬一线地午睡了……", "question": "分享一个无人能理解的夏日回忆。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3409604"}
{"text": "函数要先声明，才能调用。", "question": "为什么每次圣斗士出招前都要大喊一下招式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "byaby纳尼？演出时间是明天？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3t53pl1j20fu0f0dh8"}
{"text": "「太好了～！旺财没事～！」大家欢喜之际，我更担心埋在下面的老爷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0cs4b5w8nj30ci0eljuf"}
{"text": "新的皮肤出来了哦，阿姨Q！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5540134"}
{"text": "byaiby哎呀！我的小内内！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr79hqdbwrj30ci0elwim"}
{"text": "我中了三连单！今天我要奢侈一下。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825150"}
{"text": "手术后去吃烤肉，你一起去吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021990"}
{"text": "“可以把眼睛还给我了吗”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "启动自动驾驶于此同时的特斯拉后台员工：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ryq5x02E3reqcX2MXnysB5bYibMaxOM5V8sPXxUN6v6DBrK3GnVuHHZvia3lXEia5BIC5djADDRoubg"}
{"text": "踩到乐高后的疼痛传导", "question": null, "star": 347, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm73iv9khvj61201eowje02"}
{"text": "女友突然问今天是什么日子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZcSA4LJXXOuUWy3V7iarPf6fiaTxfRzH1pxX1O0fDOvJhDCsU7IQVQibS5zFdCt6GUaIk9XM4dFyA"}
{"text": "我们江南确实有一道菜的食材是松鼠，一般配鳜（桂）鱼吃。上次在苏州吃，厨师忘了放松鼠，找厨师理论还被揍，以后不去苏州了。", "question": "松鼠可以吃吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是一名中学老师，我有一次让学生写一个你喜欢的历史人物，并写出一到两句他说过的名言，以下是一个孩子作答:诸葛亮：知天易，逆天难；观今夜天象，知天下大事。我在没收了他的三国杀之后，建议他抄五遍出师表。", "question": "《出师表》应不应该退出中学课本？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2416365"}
{"text": "结婚前/结婚后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzf9w9qswnj30ci0eltbi"}
{"text": "嘲笑的是你这个人，是不是处男只是用来附加的笑点", "question": "在美国等西方国家，处男/处女会被嘲笑吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好。", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "小时候妈妈教我用筷子，我半天没学会，她骂了我一顿现在我教妈妈用手机，她半天没学会，她还骂了我一顿发脾气？不存在的~", "question": "教爸妈用手机时忍不住发脾气是不孝顺吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一针新冠疫苗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyWiaia7ibecGDc1v5xmA8GGA6RFDY1KS1MGGhRBwPKsYqFViaBGpTSSPmtw"}
{"text": "记得之前有次班上有个猜谜比赛，有一道题谜面是重男轻女答一个地名，答案是「贵阳」。我站起来说了句：「宝鸡。」然而全班都以很惊诧的表情看着我。", "question": "如何在公开场合讲黄段子，又能把尺度拿捏的很好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现在总结一下 2021 年个人 flag 的完成情况：1、在东三环附近买一套 300 平米的房子 √2、换上心心念很久的限量款法拉利 √3、成为高尔夫球场 VIP√4、来一次说走就走的环球旅行 √5、把控股的公司送上 IPO√6、投资收益翻倍√7、和喜欢的女明星共度美好夜晚 √8、养一只阿拉斯加雪橇犬 √9、改掉爱吹牛逼的毛病 X", "question": "新的一年你给自己立了哪些flag，你打算如何去实现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚刚还在生气的妈妈听到玄关有人敲门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868h2zPFSVfUiaciaXfdP8c4g94sZM1PvVtpOLxrwXqbq4fMEcdWobsiczicw"}
{"text": "寒天和阿库桑笑话的冷淡评论区里，缓解夏天炎热的物品。", "question": "对你来说，这就是傻乎乎的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1573670"}
{"text": "你也在流浪吗？碰碰爪~我们是朋友了哦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbh5is1t5jj30ci0el42s"}
{"text": "有人在收银台排队时一直盯着监控摄像头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1exi45xgtnnj20b00agq4r"}
{"text": "五年前的夏天，在千叶的养老溪谷，我从自助餐路线走失了，几乎迷路了三个小时，差点丧命。现在这是一段美好的回忆。", "question": "分享一个无人能理解的夏日回忆。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3409604"}
{"text": "狗：踏马的", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqlnfteykej60tt0wwdo602"}
{"text": "能吃。", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "我的黑色幽默历史没有消失。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5680221"}
{"text": "滚落台阶的婴儿车和婴儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDBjdz7q1B9Xvk3gqZtM5uFrwwJpRcSicYbm1Oc71AEaSoF8KOdnD4RWMoQqUMJRvJTcBwlwqicOpPQ"}
{"text": "家人的健康就是最好的礼物。这么对自己说着，又一年的父亲节过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7Vx5BW4Iiasjl1qlIOz81APdPfEg7PE7pticE5dicNZTictDPhSNib7JUkjg"}
{"text": "作为一个领导人他当然应该这么说……他要是跑去硅谷说下个世纪和印度没太多关系或者没印度啥事那就是傻了……", "question": "如何看待印度总理硅谷演讲时说 21 世纪是印度的世纪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "24 了，至今没有女友，有一次问我妈「妈，我要是找个比我大三岁的你介意吗？」我妈在织毛衣头都没抬的说「你找个比我大三岁的我都不介意。」", "question": "你妈觉得你嫁不出去是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "越积越多的废物篓子。", "question": null, "star": 1886, "type": "I2T", "image": "5867754"}
{"text": "花五千元买了件一万块的衣服，感觉亏了。", "question": "有这样的事吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540394"}
{"text": "《有一天晚上梦一场你白发苍苍说带我流浪》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "放弃罢，梅德鹫。", "question": "什么名能拯救梅这个姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "休馆日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDlUmiaE11amnPgjkhD5Gr8NVjBNTBPC2WPYT2ICh8ptOqEvnyxERRrE4arib7ic5OQABqT816epbMZQ"}
{"text": "搓衣板卖完了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "活到连肠子都出来了！", "question": null, "star": 248, "type": "I2T", "image": "6679277"}
{"text": "虽然还在激战中但如果不找回结婚戒指的话回家就没命了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gncy7ep9f2j30ci0elaie"}
{"text": "毛主席、薄一波！", "question": "古代的人穿越时空来到了现代！古代人对现代人说出的第一句令人惊讶的话是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4145744"}
{"text": "她知道你是她男朋友吗？", "question": "恋爱两个月女友连手也不让牵，该不该继续下去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深夜的说唱音乐声音很大，保安人员经常辞职。", "question": "异声大楼里常有的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7035135"}
{"text": "咱俩分头行动！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7vnrvue86j30ci0eldm8"}
{"text": "女朋友迟到后开始恶人先告状", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gkx0z0bfufj30ci0el7bw"}
{"text": "不行啊，我们的手又白又歪会被看出是外星人的吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grhpbbwxwqj30ci0elqbn"}
{"text": "嘿！Siri！跳起来。", "question": "把小组名字改得有点土气。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376449"}
{"text": "主人，六猫不？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "鞭长莫及", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib95ibO3MvNDslPmaTOviayLtxEEs2PyfBiamjcmZmNAEkcsKTl5n6kQahw"}
{"text": "游戏里不同地图里的NPC看起来很眼熟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESKzR08Z5Wd9GDicbYervVOaAOYnPHVOJzTty0VUW7olUIHMMmuh4dGYw"}
{"text": "请问有现在可以买的保险嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOc73ayXVUu7I8UcYmRYib2sDsw1pMbRTPumjJykP3auIEr80Zkt1UKribg"}
{"text": "露娜！", "question": "机器猫绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5633887"}
{"text": "有点入党积极分子的感觉", "question": "如何评价芮成钢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把头发撩起来看看吧~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4937145"}
{"text": "这不是monty Python嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gieh8oxbcbj60x00ovkbe02"}
{"text": "真是太棒了！", "question": "请将它扩大一千倍。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4549501"}
{"text": "一只猫走过挂满鱼的木板。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "来都来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLiciaicnQv6Licf59bhU3hxdMvUwZ31AzjwhgnWuAt7h0mm1dxd0NZuGTibw"}
{"text": "朋友的歌单", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QOuNznfCkx0QtBge6D4Je9CpnjuF3AdW4AMVOttVhBx2UFw9LgzeaFeiaATHiaLXiaRzTy3lABicaH2A"}
{"text": "警察对我说：“坐机器人的时候一定要系安全带！”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5861476"}
{"text": "我点的是猪肉丸子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7327415"}
{"text": "槽了迟到了迟到了", "question": null, "star": 126, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3adfgv2slj61401hcdoe02"}
{"text": "动了就完了...动了就完了...动了就完了...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3061935"}
{"text": "送前男友的最佳礼物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcoBMSBsfsp3BhLH5woeiczDThOkQ7N0TLRSKN8sBfUMyofLzyPFpEic8Q"}
{"text": "为什么不要吸管？", "question": null, "star": 406, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr1ptt7uhhj60uc0u0dju02"}
{"text": "宣称远渡重洋从中国偷来熊猫的勇士", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADcfpfHTY7TS46dT6rLhlnZBq6DEOO7BGaptgAZDPiacYK76ia8eT48bV3g"}
{"text": "一部分字幕", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "所以说这样的boss根本下不去手啊！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "「入口在这边」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaIpWibK5S6fBK3IgIQ7Vc4QaIIwZP7h0N7NYtfQbDUib4BqadAL18cKL7foibWJKqHV0eRv84ibN5azg"}
{"text": " 认为自己是人才的人总是被埋没，被别人认为是人才的人总是被重用。 ", "question": "太多有才华的人被埋没，你感受到了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不是棕熊！我是灰熊！", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "3416081"}
{"text": "夏天最作的问题：我和雪糕你到底选谁？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkV8Hhl7mQR36Sa8qLK2VcdwOIPawa8LGibxJOKo9soevNuBmyvDr9oJA"}
{"text": "教练，我想打篮球！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fq7mn6pldoj20bg0ebtc5"}
{"text": "哈哈，梦的药也结束了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388794"}
{"text": "加入TT家族吧。", "question": "把曲名用字母表中的七个字母拼出来，会很有趣，试试看吧。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "7341932"}
{"text": "黑猫警长查车", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "我要差评加退货", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "如果秦始皇没统一六国，你也能。", "question": "是否欧洲人基本都能掌握几门语言？如果是，为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿嘿嘿……虽然有点瘦，但当晚饭吃足够了，好久没吃狮子肉了~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxkjburk3uj30ci0eldj8"}
{"text": "是真的，而且我这里有变学霸药水卖。只要买了我的药，就算你上课打农药，下课玩吃鸡，做梦玩动森，也一样可以考第一。满分一百，至少能考 99。我这个药只要九万九千九百九十九，童叟无欺，无效包退款。什么？你问我为什么不喝？我发现这个药的时候，已经毕业了。所以还是把这个机会留给有用的同学永远要保持希望，相信美好的事情会发生，尤其是这种不劳而获的事。", "question": "为什么有些学霸撒谎说自己从不学习？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢的饲养员带来了男朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hij4lw1c3yj30ci0eljv4"}
{"text": "你们赢了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6381662"}
{"text": "说 你用的什么滤镜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "应该是去电影院看的吧。", "question": "刘慈欣怎么看《星际穿越》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们家居然还有这个问题？哥们，你在家里的地位让人羡慕！", "question": "现代家庭夫妻之间谁管钱比较合理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "逼死强迫症还不简。", "question": "如何逼死强迫症？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "提了新车非要给乡亲们瞧瞧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYI8bYuHfl0Po6smnhCqBup9zlYU86Q2h3fC4iarZ7WmtJD9gBGvXDZ6w"}
{"text": "大块巧克力", "question": "试着稍微改变点心的名字看看。", "star": 162, "type": "T2T", "image": "3482978"}
{"text": "朋友呼我玩王者荣耀，我表示很忙拒绝了，过了一会我朋友发来一条微信语音，我手贱点开了~语音：小爱同学，打开王者荣耀！然后人工智障很愉快的应了一声，接着无视我这个主人，照着我朋友的意思给开了游戏~", "question": "你见过最反人类的设计是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "转世后的肯尼迪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBhQiav3vzk8oIAIS4LoibIZX7UicRAukwwy8LyhjNftSZfUJfJF0nnf0HQ"}
{"text": "感觉自己很有钱的样子。", "question": "和美女谈恋爱是怎样一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这样高峰期乘地铁也不会挤了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGjhUSWTssqrHaibwTUzJhvFtqZVbCjsjdm6Qf5bU54cCVg7Yicqx4eltg"}
{"text": "由于害怕而什么都没有做。", "question": "年轻时候最应该害怕的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "民用降落伞最便宜的 6000 元，普通的数万元，贵的十几万元，B 以为两人生活窘迫要跳楼，没想到 A 却买得起降落伞，说明 A 背叛了 B。", "question": "夫妻 A 和 B 因生活窘迫，准备跳楼自杀，数 123 后 A 跳楼，B 未跳。8 秒后，B 看到 A 打开降落伞，谁背叛了谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被曝光了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6836569"}
{"text": "请猜照片里一共有几条腿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "被欺负/感到觉醒了什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcj02xlrwbj30ci0eltd4"}
{"text": "我在亚马逊上买的扫地机器人在需要帮忙的时候真好用。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6941069"}
{"text": "同学聚会有一次一起玩真心话大冒险。朋友问女朋友。有没有车震过。女朋友回答有。我心里想女朋友真给我面子。没有在同学面前暴露出我没有车。", "question": "怎么在外给男朋友面子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我忘记带包了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7002872"}
{"text": "妈妈，快还给我吧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834087"}
{"text": "没有一场雨能够覆盖整个北京……", "question": "有什么是你去了北京才知道的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看不上你，个子矮是错，年龄小是错，头不圆都是错。", "question": "追女孩，如何说服对方不要介意「男比女小」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我肚子饿了。", "question": "在魔法学校学到的无用的魔法效果是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036881"}
{"text": "怪物家长", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5828625"}
{"text": "炭治郎的妹妹是伊索科。", "question": "鬼灭之刃剧场版动画无限列车篇", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5655033"}
{"text": "啊，全身都麻了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5624243"}
{"text": "坂田拉时", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "你们也是导游安排来购物的吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "能给我充电吗？", "question": "古代的人穿越时空来到了现代！古代人对现代人说出的第一句令人惊讶的话是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4145744"}
{"text": "啊？！煲仔饭不是这样啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "*桌子有一个脚断了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "你们就是什么都不想学！", "question": "是否应该取消中小学强制性文言文学习？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三条鱼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "一直想不通蟹黄堡原料的来源。反正喜羊羊开了火锅店我是不会去吃的。", "question": "《海绵宝宝》有什么细思极恐的细节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "床屋的剪坏了已经是过去的事情了，现在再说也不会有用，而且我觉得这个步骤没有必要。", "question": "我明白这个道理，但大家都不理解。", "star": 115, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988929"}
{"text": "你看到我赶过来却按了关门键对吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2szmt76mzj30ci0elae9"}
{"text": "赢了对我做什么都可以哦那我不客气了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbziccGJHnqtYuOO2MGUlZIokbdD2lvUOVXaaj2WmGroVOEFppHK8YYrsfw"}
{"text": "一般情况下法官会将手中喝水的杯子一摔，两厢刀斧手一齐拥出……", "question": "法官在宣布死刑后真的会折断笔尖吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "孙文：鄙人不仅是地铁站，还是个大学，是个医院，是条路，甚至是个市。", "question": "地铁站能否使用人名命名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“喂，有没有喜欢的家伙啊？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2405502"}
{"text": "以为照拍完了就放松警惕的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gR5DhOYRQWaad29b02ibDoKYePoVBfxqmiaz3EwVmc0ghG9AgxiaQAjrzRg"}
{"text": "他们把卖不出去的车称为“报废车”，然后在收取手续费的同时，在店里以二手车的价格出售。", "question": "大摩托车上可能会再次发生坏事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7287101"}
{"text": "我没养出过这样的儿子。", "question": "大雄在考试中得了100分时妈妈的反应。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7162848"}
{"text": "全家头一次吃鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8XVBtic6SvP90nudLriakwWf3JJdicGETdicgNiax1YTjoibkk6hDW9BNxIbA"}
{"text": "我复活了黑暗的大魔王。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4696426"}
{"text": "小仓同学的暑假太长了。", "question": "早安电视播出时，观众投诉蜂拥而至，到底发生了什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6985983"}
{"text": "那夫人你就不要解雇他啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03toZQXvX9UweWB90YklfFV2naiclyPFagicmiaAcLQNDZPdJxmvkZIkibA6w"}
{"text": "“喂喂，刚才超车的是你小子吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibMfDdREdPDQD80zicGGeuyia9JOCUib1yKM2kXqc0T2OajLyyK5yeT1Fvg"}
{"text": "有一次去医院看耳鼻喉科，进诊室以后排在我前面的，是一个妈妈带着一个四五岁模样的小男孩。轮到他的时候，妈妈弯下腰跟小男孩说，“去跟医生说你哪里不舒服”。小男孩走到医生身边，\"医生，你哪里不舒服呀“医生戴着口罩我都能清楚看到他被萌翻了的笑颜补充一下，小男孩长得特别可爱，眼睛大大的!", "question": "生活中你听到过哪些忍俊不禁的对话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真的非常想要超过一百分。", "question": "你的未来没有梦想的话，就把今天的目标定下。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2501640"}
{"text": "你能不能别再拿我胖的时候的照片开玩笑了？自从那之后我就因为压力得了厌食症，变成了你现在看到的样子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1388135"}
{"text": "相亲照片有很多不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6080591"}
{"text": "一轮炮击后刚刚壕沟里的尿盆去哪了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ksmQxRibaiblHG21BFFj9cqoYcECWzicgzT5lBHjCBicf0GWgibB7BjuUmxug"}
{"text": "五...五黑一白？", "question": null, "star": 313, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "到你出场了，汤婆婆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy8udgbyj5j30ci0elmzy"}
{"text": "你减刑了没？来份牛肉饭，加三个生鸡蛋的超大份！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6304940"}
{"text": "我们用传球的玩具玩了200个回合。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4847632"}
{"text": "电视传来声音了...！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7228269"}
{"text": "突然一个可怕的家伙跳出来，女主角惊叫道：“啊！”", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "提名《卡路里》。就连我家 10 岁不到的小妹都会唱的歌，问题是「卡路里我的天敌！」是什么鬼啊喂！为什么一个单位可以是你的天敌啊！那我是不是也可以这样说：公斤我的天敌！米我的天敌！秒我的天敌！特斯拉我的天敌！西弗我的天敌！还不是欺负你们对卡路里不熟。", "question": "你听过最尴尬的歌词是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "停战协议", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1561723"}
{"text": "在美术馆窗边发呆时被人以1个亿拍下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4z9k9ko8vj30ci0elgpz"}
{"text": "天空中自由飞翔~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1403983"}
{"text": "肛拭子上瘾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITxKo910JkRodGo1b8BypzibH0ffRLK6DOTAaX6o9V71qeeXyGnIkeEYA"}
{"text": "你们的热腾腾的煮物来了，这是要开始什么啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5986481"}
{"text": "被系列小说的精灵死死盯着。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6131268"}
{"text": "治疗秃顶的医生太粗暴了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvib9en1ehj60ci0eln0702"}
{"text": "坐摇摇车投了20枚硬币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6mIEmZxKg3R8kicRCXWkialMldWNh5mIh2v7M3Ih1MIXy1DniayBcgfqLTg"}
{"text": "放弃", "question": "连续吃365天的拉面会发生什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3750406"}
{"text": "玛丽托兹屋开始干了！说完就辞职的田中最后的归宿。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7037151"}
{"text": "SMAP是我的！", "question": "向喜多川梅里问好。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1882487"}
{"text": "你吃了那座山的野菜乌冬面，就变成那样了吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6068879"}
{"text": "禁止拍照。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2621212"}
{"text": "你的午餐是便利店便当吧，还是罗森的？", "question": "请问你知道为什么吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1781860"}
{"text": "喜欢踢裆的女孩来过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdF8BZf77dzmLYBicQHCM4Micgqf93icvs2T3wnmoH1adTicPBTm5mEZiby0g"}
{"text": "巴斯特托神被我忽略了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5812842"}
{"text": "矩形", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4783902"}
{"text": "大雄的爷爷", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "Strike和Ball有什么区别？", "question": "棒球队顾问说出的震撼性一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605258"}
{"text": "今天拉的东西很奇怪", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h35plbttxcj60pa0x6gqz02"}
{"text": "炸弹人变了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2499915"}
{"text": "如果打电话给对方时他们正在通话，可以在一分钟后拨打159，电话会通知你对方已经挂断了电话。", "question": "这个人真是的，竟然在关键时刻掉链子。", "star": 5359, "type": "T2T", "image": "578759"}
{"text": "对面鬼子来者不善，元芳你他娘的怎么看？团长此事必有蹊跷，待我上去摸个哨。你要摸哨摸得好，赏你半斤地瓜烧。让你摸哨就摸哨，你居然空手全干掉。山崎已经嗝了屁，你让我找谁单个挑。", "question": "如果亮剑中把魏和尚换成燕双鹰，老李的独立团会怎么发展？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的咒语好短啊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6821233"}
{"text": "医生，我老公抗压能力太差", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXxq4Zwiaicniam2LCcKBFNhgicNYzUDdQ87yUp9icQZDuXibgInmQI9N4URtw"}
{"text": "不见不闻不做，什么都不会发生。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "4335825"}
{"text": "还有五位队员未解锁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxnNzqaMUHr8K7crdQnPXyblLTXyELGOtMJycqFFAv0KsKrqkQ2gY2tg"}
{"text": "你难道就是高中生人见人怕的那辆小车？", "question": "假设我碰到的东西都可以变得绝对光滑，我可以做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老姜的火柴泵没派上用场吗？", "question": "小面包人受伤的一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3719528"}
{"text": "接下来轮到你了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5396960"}
{"text": "出过的题目禁止再出。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "还没下来？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "抓田鼠。", "question": "在平壤奥运会上，有哪些新的比赛项目将被注册？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4783040"}
{"text": "儿时数学考试考了 18 分，先自己改成了 78，然后再改成 98。到家，我老爸说，你个瓜娃考了 78 分以为老子发不现，滚出去玩去吧。我就屁颠屁颠的出去玩了。", "question": "你做过最机智的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“你们家银幕为什么装天花板上？”", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghttcikdctj20nb0x6qk9"}
{"text": "我吃撑了。", "question": null, "star": 363, "type": "I2T", "image": "4794095"}
{"text": "为证明母上大人对这个家里任何一个角落都拥有完全的统治力。", "question": "为什么要叠被子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "汪汪叫的 IKKO 太过分了。", "question": "就随便说点蓝色子弹之类的事情吧。", "star": 26, "type": "T2T", "image": "5780123"}
{"text": "玩翘翘板的时候，对面的家伙飞走了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5012505"}
{"text": "金城武原来不姓金。人家姓金城，名武。", "question": "哪件事，让你对自己的无知感到震惊？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么宴会虽已尽兴，但新郎新娘入场了。", "question": "新人入场，请勿喧哗破坏气氛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3233352"}
{"text": "目测表妹如果没有别的技能又或者天赋异禀的话，30 岁之后就要面临收入急剧下滑的现实。而你就不一样了。你至少能扛到 35。", "question": "看到高中毕业的表妹在短视频平台跳跳舞就可以月入几万，研究生学历的我嫉妒了，是我心理不健康吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "天黑了，我就变成了前世的深海鱼。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4149488"}
{"text": "买菜和炒菜", "question": "请问什么叫录音与混音？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“你们用盗版的时候有想过做出这款软件的程序员吗？！他们该如何养家糊口？”“哈哈哈，别逗了，程序员哪有家要养啊！”", "question": "有哪些好笑的关于程序员的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在家庭科室举办激辣咖喱试吃会。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "出来吧，神龙！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4634982"}
{"text": "鹰语我听不懂啊狐言乱语我听不懂啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xH1ib83GBhBu6FyLdD2iaOoUyBMzlBFibaGdSQ3jUKTwVCBq5DxqsbZHUVg"}
{"text": "好的，两万九千八百日元。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6110512"}
{"text": "同样冷场的内容被发布了。", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "不，很多软件支持多种语言但不支持中文完全就是因为大部分使用简体中文的人并不花钱，所以为什么要做。", "question": "软件支持显示中文是否比支持其它拼音文字更困难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嗯——是感冒吧。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6618630"}
{"text": "新必杀技！欸？你身后那是什么？」发动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3abi2akdyj30ci0el41e"}
{"text": "职业棒球赛门票丢失第二天老婆发来了一张照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtd3h2q11ij30ci0elgqf"}
{"text": "我回来了……妈妈！是谁干了这么过分的事……「诶？啊，那个……爸爸……」", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6055267"}
{"text": "看来咬坏沙发的事情主人还没消气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7dpK2j5Rg7UgWrshKlvia7z0icwxYI6ft3g6pbh6IWnYqUb15iaEGD3vug"}
{"text": "咋了兄弟，哭得跟个娘们似的?", "question": "有哪些对女生的终极侮辱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像从来没听说哪个学生是因为学习不好被开除的。", "question": "如何看待高铁扒门者表示教学没过错不应被停职？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "河南科目二", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgw94C7L8WSiaHx5sZL7ovX0RAJORcjvlb3homB0SzMIicXEokuEpeUWmcg"}
{"text": "我们尽力了很遗憾最终死因为……猫过敏……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwx3onroqcj616a1kewnw02"}
{"text": "毛绒木耳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "约会的女儿和担心的老父亲", "question": null, "star": 216, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2v8mvyr62j61401a3n2z02"}
{"text": "康复的不错，以后如果能说出6位数的话就可以出院了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBp7senHTWBEGPFHs34PCU7CAXUZljZFlw3XdibhnpnwnMZ3zwE7YPUvsibfp7ncsTk8abUp2NI0fqg"}
{"text": "在夫妻之间进行焊接的工匠们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBddsuKZicBQER9lKsatiaPtEEjjz7DfkQOgTGDaV7aMKrWQJ5cJPQfzpP5xS64H0TulPuQWJlE3gAg"}
{"text": "刚才还在企鹅的地方说超可爱超可爱的，为什么在我面前就直接过去了呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4381552"}
{"text": "所以人来了吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h59vfxlstvj60u0140aed02"}
{"text": "强力胶受害猫", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gks72wfgc4j60p00xcqb402"}
{"text": "所有人见到我都抬不起头", "question": "矮是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "TKO木下不再嘟囔了。", "question": null, "star": 207, "type": "I2T", "image": "5550485"}
{"text": "今天你说了什么啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3057296"}
{"text": "夫的泰国行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPK6xVte6teTeTaOvUSV7e8Hq8L85wfb72R4A18VUcup7j6mkHpMH2fA"}
{"text": "有个叫王朔的人这么说过：“这就像守老山阵地，守得住光荣，守不住也光荣。”", "question": "如何看待坚持婚前无性行为的想法？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鸠占鹊巢。", "question": "想想为了依赖药物生活超过四十年，就觉得突然变得毫无意义了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7172312"}
{"text": "油菜花", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3556999"}
{"text": "盘子就不要剩了把？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiaDaWBDbjGFHJoNPpyiamOtA1KRwPaDA9a3t30tLJrG1wpASGdSENLpJg"}
{"text": "父亲！这个购物车真的不用还给超币吗？", "question": null, "star": 278, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvchawui4mj60zm1bhqbe02"}
{"text": "通过再次配送进行进化", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "6778258"}
{"text": "就给我一个小鸡腿就好了！就给我一个小鸡腿就好了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6872180"}
{"text": "您的外卖到了！", "question": null, "star": 121, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwfq6co01mj60yg19xgt202"}
{"text": "那些可以背出圆周率小数点后几百位的孩子们少了一个特长。", "question": "怎么做才能把圆周率改成 3.15？改完以后世界会是啥样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我妈说了太帅的男人靠不住。」", "question": "如何委婉地拒绝男生的表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "静香和小夫在旁边唱B-BoX、跳操起哄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyzclg5zrxj30ci0el75g"}
{"text": "好的，开始吧！马尔福选手权！在预选赛中胜出的这16个人里，有8个人可以进入下一轮。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2178589"}
{"text": "实在不想走了又没到存档点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8I8BibnVjZiaDict1DrRXO1I7Aicx7g19AWvEsv8FRHDuyKIsrYaClk7IpA"}
{"text": "膝盖", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847093"}
{"text": "19年底的新冠病毒们", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "一外国朋友昨晚在酒吧被姑娘搭讪，问他是否听说过 Ang Lee？这哥们碰巧是个电影迷，于是跟那姑娘聊了一晚上。从断背山到少年派，并深情追忆了李安的成功史，最后还买了两千多的安利产品。", "question": "你听过哪些结尾才是亮点的笑话?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有一条祖传的染色体想送给你。", "question": "中文如何最有內涵地表达「我爱你」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "重逢后，毒液在小树林对埃迪做的第一件事就是扑上去吻住了他，大家都以为这时候毒液是被前女友控制的，然而只有毒液自己知道，他真正想要的是什么。啊，这该死的爱情。", "question": "如何评价漫威电影《毒液：致命守护者》（Venom）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师指导学生用从学生那里拿来的游戏机和手机制作了一个什么东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5653702"}
{"text": "-凉席感觉怎么样-挺好吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibWyzjoIOaJX1qicGGOQICfrLVwexibVI47R27MTbTLc98asxF3Q53YoTw"}
{"text": "没听见广播说“车辆起步，请坐稳扶好吗？快抓紧拉环！", "question": null, "star": 199, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0is8ynk7pj610a1cc45o02"}
{"text": "你怎么知道她在开玩笑呢？", "question": "女朋友跟一个认识不久的男在 QQ 聊，总是在开玩笑地说过想不想我呀之类的，对此我很在意，大家有什么看法呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真正的睡美人", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "6527530"}
{"text": "不便", "question": null, "star": 163, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2w47ycqebj61401hc43d02"}
{"text": "呼……呼……逃、逃了这么远静香应该追不上了吧……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gm72obyhjcj30ci0elag8"}
{"text": "我叫嘉雯，百度居然给我推荐了一个 Java。", "question": "有哪些小众又好听的女生英文名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猿 桌 会 议", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqr7x8udigj60wy0oun1g02"}
{"text": "1.用自己的照片做头像2.去打王者荣耀3.和队友骂起来4.出来加好友继续骂看看那个人会说“长得漂亮了不起啊”还是“丑比还这么菜”对你没有需求的路人评价让你认清自己", "question": "怎么知道自己长得好不好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好！水里有杀丁鱼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrjlbulQibAD3DfLxnAPBe3YtmZFGOLYEkJEYGlSFcpmzCllgA148serA"}
{"text": "老板给我一杯鱼汤不要汤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAreB0DwBuUxiaj055ywv5Nm6yaXcQibYE509D1lYej3knPuunpWGiclRtDA"}
{"text": "嗯……我从几岁开始取得驾照的？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4823722"}
{"text": "糟糕，这不是铲子吗！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfj4zVqibcia7BlVQHUzJwSLATdQ3oIJQGhyKrUuXkaSKXHtYkrkAgumVNZM02XrpH4icmWTEibjIVBzsg"}
{"text": "火候适中，五分熟。", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 42, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "保险欺诈手法太过高明。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1481714"}
{"text": "社长变成狗已经一年了，但业务还是正常进行", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99Ymd7icFNwddEBPIHE0JNn6WtlzIK9kxcjSWk2soBd19RzrVBj0u0GVnQQ"}
{"text": "听说要给她做人工呼吸的不是帅气的学长而是中年油腻体育老师后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvogFp5JlkN4UeyNXml4zgRkXf3sicVcFlJ4aKqGun7ssYyz6cCWjj27A"}
{"text": "在英美酒吧听到过的搭讪（真人真事！）美式：Nice shoes, wanna fuck?英式：Will you just... get out of my dreams and get in my bed?", "question": "美国人和英国人在思维方式上有哪些不同？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么我们要过这么原始的生活呢？", "question": "古代的人穿越时空来到了现代！古代人对现代人说出的第一句令人惊讶的话是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4145744"}
{"text": "啤酒才两块钱一瓶吗？难怪喝多了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "那家伙真的在盖墙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Fx75kFGelIIq4jyyMgajzz8n78KEtuhwdckmwGxM6gcGhFfe0GRdygmJ5EKlSq3RTW0qzBtLwSLg"}
{"text": "妈妈倒的洗脚水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBxRAW1F7u6AK01QQGpY6XdWnIVy2MX3wd8FnFhibEvlWSbcTtibWDWicUZO0z8ljsfVIWpAxBY2X9w"}
{"text": " 两个人一起抓爆米花的时候 有机会碰到对方的手 ", "question": "为什么电影院大都销售爆米花？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "玩游戏时查看自己还有几条命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grekr1ruatj30ci0elai5"}
{"text": "护士", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7152204"}
{"text": "都尼你给我好好工作！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1765097"}
{"text": "分手", "question": "女孩子究竟是怎么由丑变美的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我家网断了，你有什么头绪吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "你的超厉害（棒极了）！", "question": "这似乎是一个齿轮般的棒球漫画台词？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7289718"}
{"text": "是那种不善于战斗的训练家吗？", "question": null, "star": 1259, "type": "I2T", "image": "1415433"}
{"text": "可以做到。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6761524"}
{"text": "皮卡丘的靛眼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqQR8jqxHhKbhHFYf5GoJDuicS2symYA0K1oalPEFOr6IhPAmCF2vmwMg"}
{"text": "快趴下 裁判要给6号黄牌了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "没有，包括什么墙上出现太监宫女的都没有，有就好了，多么难得的研究资料！可以直观看到明代清代宫里人是怎么个穿着打扮、走路行事，研究宫廷史梦寐以求的事情啊！故宫无数个摄像头盯着呢！哪儿有这等好事？！", "question": "故宫闹鬼是真的么，有经历的么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日一二三四五六", "question": null, "star": 487, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go5wsmyafbj610r0yv7b602"}
{"text": "虽然您化妆很厉害旦每人限领一盒鸡蛋", "question": null, "star": 287, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb9uiy56gkj61401hc7fy02"}
{"text": "进了研究室的优秀案例就在这里。", "question": null, "star": 1633, "type": "I2T", "image": "1500777"}
{"text": "这谁有糖尿病？真甜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZwUL4eSrbQRK41fcibuBGiaOuT45PhbAwaFgSj2ZPlaF0sm85q5lRMlpg"}
{"text": "啊？对决是今天吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2511028"}
{"text": "假期第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6xpjg4lt9j20jw0qi77k"}
{"text": "红领巾是五星红旗的一角。生产红领巾的时候要先做好一面国旗，再剪下来。好浪费啊。", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "接下来，我简单讲两句。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8m0m6eyu5j20fs0e2th7"}
{"text": "哈利·波特与密室", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "你也蹲麻了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYibRC5MJL99LMNavXHD9WiaiayWDxDZF4GlMjaQmUX73UMUFqZr5aVtxYw"}
{"text": "数学名词起名字可能不太好起，但是你可以争取把名字变成数学名词o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o~", "question": "有什么数学名词可以作为人名吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到妈妈进屋的样子我才想起今天是暑假最后一天了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "甜甜圈的中间。", "question": "减肥期零食基本都戒了，但是嘴巴好寂寞，有没有适合减肥期的零食？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "DAIGO说：“景子酱，你在做什么呀！像这样怎么能在电视和活动上露面呢！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196986"}
{"text": "你猜瓶子藏在哪只手~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go5u74c90jj30ci0eln5f"}
{"text": "肯德基新品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaOicLzqR3abEYCP3hAMIA1sJb9GaQKVibriaPDRQM3mvxLPGWnPqL7GNYDficgiareKaUCsK6TENT7g5w"}
{"text": "影子实在不愿意同步本体动作了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtxxcextj8j60oy0s1grh02"}
{"text": "比赛前一天晚上看了咒怨", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxww7kg1k5j60x60x6qcq02"}
{"text": "四个好兄弟在帮左一百度如何分开被强力胶粘住的手指和光头", "question": null, "star": 74, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "讨论设计时，自己手贱轻轻指了一下自己电脑的屏幕（并没有戳到……）。接下来的时间里，我的屏幕上留下了各种指印……", "question": "身为一个设计师，你觉得最悲哀的事或者最悲哀的时刻是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今年三八妇女节，科室给女医生们放了假，门诊清一色的男医生，总共三个诊室。据门口的护士说，当天很多挂号的病人看到一诊室坐了男医生，赶紧去到二诊室，发现还是男医生，怒而去楼下换号挂个主任号，再去三诊室一看，还是男医生，当天挂了二百多个号，有三分之一都没有就诊或是最终退号。别问我为什么知道，我当时陪着主任坐在三诊室里呢。", "question": "在妇产科工作的日子里，有哪些有趣的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你在搜查那个女孩裙子里面的东西吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6479394"}
{"text": "带离合器的自行车第一天。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6054617"}
{"text": "这是？我以为是萝卜种的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4528710"}
{"text": "初二做过一次，当时比较牛 b，一晚上能背一本书，就想看看自己到底多牛 b。拿到手的智商测试题很奇怪，我不觉得我做错了什么，每道题都挺有思路的，但是可能没到出题人的思想高度？？结果只有 127 分好像，我不是很满意，主要是因为顶头的那些人都是 200+。。搞笑呢？全中国聪明人都汇聚在此了啊？然后我拉我妹来测，好家伙，六十分，那没事了。我可能不是真聪明，但我妹一定是真笨。", "question": "智商140以上的人会怎样感知世界？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不要回去……好痛苦啊……抱紧我。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1291529"}
{"text": "沙发舒服的无法起身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhw52hYoiczicsnjibqgESiaeYl2dfZ7lZ890jMNsQV1XW154HvGEZ6bf8XbQ"}
{"text": "很难让某些非独知道我们有多爽", "question": "独生子女的难处你认为有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在说教的过程中，一定会提到妈妈年轻的时候那一段，然后带着感叹开始解释。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5136677"}
{"text": "鸠山首相那时候经常被用作主题，但现在却处于失业状态。猫很好啊，很稳定。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2430225"}
{"text": "我好像没用过这个表情符号吧。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "5877470"}
{"text": "计算机诞生了。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "我来记笔记", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "师傅，你是做什么工作的？", "question": null, "star": 432, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "由于故人不喜欢拍照，所以遗照用的是他小时候的照片。", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "1558580"}
{"text": "东野圭吾：谢邀，人在家中，刚知获奖，谢谢导演国内这些电影节是在赛龙舟嘛？一个比一个水？？ ", "question": "如何看待电影《少年的你》在第39届金像奖中获8大奖项？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赛前握手环节", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "不是因为那个人说什么我才这样的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828786"}
{"text": "口臭。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "满座了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941583"}
{"text": "死因：心肺复苏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibOYiaL3blEBSPJOylnUPK8SPoWW7HWK42csy5MIcE9FjWX1T286c8pMg"}
{"text": "对不起，我吃了土豆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5756205"}
{"text": "娇气的小猫咪。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "朋友讲了一个搞笑的事，这事的主角是我。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "其实我觉得还好，总比把他们聚在一起表白强。", "question": "如果喜欢几个女生，一个一个告白的方式是不是显得很愚蠢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被老鼠夹子夹住了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3859397"}
{"text": "手机掉进马桶时看到的最后一个画面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYww5rSFibKPO70tsTa2wV4TeLufGd6ecvo7txpKydjf7EgicpYOqqAnag"}
{"text": "因为你是他的 comfort zone。", "question": "男朋友在女朋友面前行为幼稚是什么心理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呢啊，有狙击手！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPJFY3HN6ic9NLmxueDTp28bT7jMVcdAqibicVqP2MW6LJDic5MUq2vblaDw"}
{"text": "啥影响我不知道，我只知道初中那年冬天，早上的起床铃声就是《忐忑》。嗯……挺有用的", "question": "龚琳娜《忐忑》的走红给乐坛带来了怎样的影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "久美子是谁？_", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gug1ezhb7uj60ci0elq6702"}
{"text": "他一定不是自杀，他不会错过今天的疯狂星期四的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtE87Xabu1HuXUtHPfiaRXGfBFRBTfYXeicpUeb8FbIXS1UrsBINojsiaFw"}
{"text": "用棒球拳打到了很高的水平。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2217932"}
{"text": "- 这花瓶真好看！- 嗯，这是我爸。你的钻石也不错哎！- 这是我全家。", "question": "人类骨灰可否烧制骨瓷作为新的「殡葬」方式呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鼻涕虫", "question": "将那首名曲的标题误转换为迷惑之曲。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6329283"}
{"text": "好极了，那个每天都会倒着来的老头今天没来……不是吧？他没来反而是件让人担心的事……", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "4034629"}
{"text": "喂，老兄。羡慕吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3291903"}
{"text": "从酒店出来。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4460429"}
{"text": "梦到三垒教练", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g1z0a19hvuj20d20gnwfi"}
{"text": "两年迈老人殴打纽约巨富。", "question": "如何评价《美国队长 3 》 预告片？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "背景：巴黎人民比较骄傲。他们很多人听得懂英语，但是不愿意说。故事：在智能手机还不怎么普及的年代，我跟一个基友去了趟巴黎旅游。被香榭丽舍大道震撼的同时，也不被巴黎佬不愿说英文的毛病搞得很郁闷。无论是问路还是购物，两个穷学生四处碰壁，不是一开口 hello 对方就连连摆手，就是你 hello 对方回个 bon jour，你说 can I have a orange juice 对方回一句 Voulez-vous du jus d'orange frais ou orangina? 然后看着你的蒙圈儿的表情，脸上泛着不屑。我跟基友碰了许多钉子之后认真反省，觉得巴黎人是不是不爽我们中国人学英语不学法语。后来我们想到一招。见面上来就一句正宗普通话：「你好吗？」然后巴黎佬们都会蒙圈儿一阵，接着用蹩脚的英语回答：「Do you speak English?」「oh yeah! actually we both speak pretty good English.」屡试不爽。", "question": "有什么笑话，就算你再难过一听也能笑出来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "水手服和一夜之间", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "花坛后面的战斗", "question": "给历史事件加上一个字，使其带有一种遗憾的感觉。", "star": 982, "type": "T2T", "image": "7177595"}
{"text": "大佬在吗？今天几点上线呀？我们继续组队呀！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPWxNib4svbiaoxO7ZqVGQIT1gyydqNFPib6scbh34XRFa4OFYFHg6RMuPQ"}
{"text": "我想要一份虾天妇罗套餐。对不起，可以让我一起付款吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "344874"}
{"text": "这里传来‘这里是富士山山顶’的声音。", "question": "在富士山顶发现了一个神秘的按钮，按下它会怎么样？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651659"}
{"text": "能读出后500手的杰尼佛在比赛开始前就知道输了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUiaAibPYWEMTBO5lwvdYIv4sjaYh1MYJuG6zgPjrBQ8EfXUC3LkxfHX1Eg"}
{"text": "遥控器被粉碎了，所以飞车玩不成了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6258746"}
{"text": "首先老干妈的交互设计是不符合外国人设计的。当看到这么一瓶的辣酱时，他们第一反应都是这个和意面酱用法一样。曾经我房东很好奇我的老干妈，我就和他说这是 fine blend of chili and chicken, goes better with noodle, please try。然后他拿起来就倒了半瓶在锅里。…………那顿饭后他留下那句网上名言：my ass can spit fire now...", "question": "外国人爱吃老干妈吗？对老干妈的评价如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们对我说话客气点小心头上再来一个包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2qnhcmurfj30ci0eldja"}
{"text": "披萨少叫一张", "question": null, "star": 774, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi6f3xq9a2j20u0141q74"}
{"text": "哇啊啊啊啊！别过来！别做出那种露出全部的姿势啊啊啊啊啊！警察先生啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7258819"}
{"text": "两个人，真挑剔...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4544929"}
{"text": "死人竟然连比我多的头发都不放过。", "question": "请试着理解罗生门老妇人新的辩解，并使我们信服。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1690110"}
{"text": "用力喷嚏，被扎到了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1700706"}
{"text": "抢日神一楼.jpg", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqPvFxx7Vfd8nrLDEtKLGAz8MbMe7Lib2m6ibtooeFErhvtHkhwa0bXia7A"}
{"text": "「妈咪，你眼角有皱……『这个不可以说哦』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwykhm82wqj30ci0elaeh"}
{"text": "“你这孩子，叔叔阿姨都来了，你就出来问候一声”", "question": null, "star": 68, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "什么？我儿子拿的这个冰棍要58？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNn02SO9WJ2AubO4sXBrc6LonOYtu6nIk45Qic6dP9qPsAwmHdXPztbJw"}
{"text": "半夜醒来发现哆啦A梦从柜子里出来偷偷和我睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HjdgQBmFNgmic114fsoPvfeWDnS3TmaxyUWyzH5icR3icRUt950lxFIV0A"}
{"text": "不知道自己的位置已经被别人让出去的社畜", "question": null, "star": 1123, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "原来是热汤啊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064440"}
{"text": "等一下！我可能喜欢这个人哦~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5814818"}
{"text": "怎么能动手打人呢？不乖哦！~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9qdese4ssj20bh09q75m"}
{"text": "这个手提箱的样子让人震惊。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4800229"}
{"text": "隔壁夫妻吵架进入了空战阶段", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868ZcwuZrIyazE1eme18HSQTEmKYbsC7PqowuDbkZmCHemziaGJdIYcdGA"}
{"text": "从这里出去！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5570939"}
{"text": "在坡下，忘记了一颗2L大小的西瓜。", "question": "骑自行车上坡后发现的问题是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312045"}
{"text": "啊，这是在测试胸罩的耐用性吗……？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1681220"}
{"text": "手表型麻醉针", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hiuxhbacckj30ci0elmxx"}
{"text": "红糖有安慰剂效应，开场自带《以形补形，以色补色》BGM。白糖太老实，不懂得自我营销。白糖应该这么打广告：喝白糖水，皮肤就是比你白。", "question": "为什么说生理期喝红糖水好？喝红糖水和白糖水之间有什么实质区别吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "驳倒了裁判长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3co2zsk8jj30ci0el42e"}
{"text": "和各种人握手。", "question": "酒鬼的日常。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "1304443"}
{"text": "打开美颜自拍时「哇哦，女娲怎么会造出这么美丽的人类」打开原相机时「好家伙，让我看看我在山海经的第几页」", "question": "女生用美颜用多了，会不会真的以为自己就是那个样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不知道……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4244241"}
{"text": "虽然不知道进什么绝对进！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgcic49ofaj30ci0el434"}
{"text": "裁缝套装的那玩意儿", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5618692"}
{"text": "航空雷达发现圣诞老人踪影！乖宝宝火速钻进被窝！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h98854x044j30ci0el0xi"}
{"text": "微博的杠铃终于成精了！", "question": null, "star": 77, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "小便辅助器：伞柄拉长后，尿尿时就不用手扶了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEvJCSic9z4biayY22G2AAJ2ZKYef3bwINnicMeDfzfY3Mjo6ObbML1hBibQ"}
{"text": "圣诞节结束前两秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6xuIK8RQKHG442JmtJHeS2kpJvUC4skmJqUkibNWsLfQTSAD9QfTiaz6INXz0AoFkibuncecDia3fAw"}
{"text": "一", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAGjGos7B2lgZ5Dicib4E4SdrPO5KibSD6QEIvoj7hicu0bl6VEcIL3puZAg"}
{"text": "看来他只记得七上八下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibLJULL75bGhOIKOGichdp4lrzcdMViaIxG2qiaOzBb2JHnkOgoZ3xgg8Vw"}
{"text": "大雄的朋友", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "哇哦，明！", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "服务员：巧克力吹化裂开后会露出里面的冰激凌。", "question": null, "star": 57, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtm76onpu5j60vi0nc79o02"}
{"text": "因为全球消费者已经眼睁睁地、活活地、当场把手机从电器用成了耗材。", "question": "为什么现在的手机都趋向于不可更换电池？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "难以想象", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fuqw5o0h6dj20mf151td4"}
{"text": "宣传栏里有考试考的汉字", "question": null, "star": 629, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go0zne9wr1j612b1f3qf302"}
{"text": "昨天我把我妈从广场舞队伍里拉了出来，不为别的，只为报 15 年前游戏机房一箭之仇。", "question": "你成功地报复过谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "数学外语语文满分，理综40", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTeC96j6cBFBRdicKsNd4LsKAicTcl6MmKayaOLrsdfZsUVUicwQ5qjJVRw"}
{"text": "一口气顶起25个手办", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "跟女朋友看灾难片，蚊子比人大的那种。她抱着我说好害怕，大虫子好恶心。我跟她说别怕，昆虫是不可能长这么大的，因为它们没有哺乳动物那样的心脏结构，血液无法载氧，氧循环只能靠空气在体内自然扩散。所以如果长到这么大它们就自然缺氧死翘翘了。于是，她就不抱我了……", "question": "有文化可以有多可怕？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有，娶个老婆。", "question": "有没有这样的服务：同时在电脑和手机上运行，监视我的日程表、邮件、电话、短信和即时通讯，自动记录与每一个联系人的沟通呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇！真的吗？我就是从那里出来的？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5181714"}
{"text": "给抓到的宝可梦起名太随便了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QXrdtbX16I3y1FAhUqNXt7NcJlBJwoO7UKRAdsW1gWKX0C4IWUsmHRYQPM8zA2HEjdKrAWRFYqTQ"}
{"text": "有钱就去赚啊。", "question": "请给我一点毫无用处的建议。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6471356"}
{"text": "工作没了老婆跑了债主来了正准备上吊时……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gw30os26fyj30ci0elgpc"}
{"text": "烧烤", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "棒球比赛中早早出局，只能在看台上观战的文静女孩。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5718860"}
{"text": "B向上勾一勾脚趾", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "稍微打了点过头的气，我得放点儿出来。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1291529"}
{"text": "要不把他放回棺材吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glk68k3pprj30ci0el440"}
{"text": "和闺蜜自拍，只给自己用了美颜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibUpAkh185j5yiblfFAA6nQYEMYNhHNnR4KB3l5jt2FibzsaqEDmhBV1zA"}
{"text": "四位客人，请到那边去。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5894070"}
{"text": "半夜摸手机看时间发现亮度有点高", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicmia2XBLLpVZLKjCVShBJ2YbO1UIqibTOIZuvsD1XIBZwia92o9nEa8lgw"}
{"text": "唐戈就是趟呀嘛趟着走~", "question": null, "star": 153, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "被我拆了之后他们仁连个屁都不敢放", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3TQwbjuepXOlvSk2ZtLlT0RHk31Ilbtckp9KTiaSuFbicn0dEnoYvyOXg"}
{"text": "结痂会痒。痒了得挠。挠了又伤。伤完再结。", "question": "人类的身体存在哪些 bug?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您叫我吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgrawVo9ML9VHp96UD0PkvdMPmh5gA50JfdDVWTUvQ0MrjTZODxs7J0aOVVDtIma02kUcEGUBfHkQ"}
{"text": "这样说，我能忍吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6828815"}
{"text": "猫型机器人挡在了路上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h69uxgfpx0j30ci0eldj9"}
{"text": "企鹅不是没脖子的嘛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "我一动床就发现了它。", "question": null, "star": 13098, "type": "I2T", "image": "563188"}
{"text": "有什么不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6056302"}
{"text": "谢谢你昨天的帮助，这是用来固定的模板。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3590417"}
{"text": "看看小鱼干腌制好了额没有", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr6gdzGnOaOCUocs3lJ0GDUcD1B9OGRH3ZZ8tJrrkwxbxSf9za9SxyicA"}
{"text": "有了透视眼却始终调不到想要的那一档", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavVQiaWkXmWGdhs3PjPEyPaOnia4PsXXHvlA1qlGO58EtUShnEeT07Qpzdg"}
{"text": "因为打死了能掉钱。", "question": "为什么游戏中最后最厉害的怪被叫做 boss？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朝那边喊“喂”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6526254"}
{"text": "我还有最后一天的寿命。", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "牵着散步？那么不优雅的事我可做不出～上厕所？当然在家搞定了~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1poj9vzj7j30ci0elwie"}
{"text": "表白。", "question": "夏天有哪些神奇的降温方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“必要时可断尾逃生”提示牌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BahJUBgriapshrGdXibhTibsiakZRcTUFZH9ENiakG1iaZSxPwIiawmZ95Y21JA"}
{"text": "自拍神器磨皮磨得太过了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqibWJEEJTby34PfctMTyZ5caQA4ASiaorLO1w91MzpmMyicUJuuaMPvSCQ"}
{"text": "哎？你怎么插队呢！", "question": null, "star": 326, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2cq7sfz0rj60yk1a346f02"}
{"text": "肉、蔬菜、铁板都忘了买", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaJGdEZezBZRPFa0vIohJRIW1OzW43WFL91gouJF8tbWBA3UKGPJsShl5fX9IJYUvCia636HjNMnA"}
{"text": "乐高积木小人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3Vjm3CnS1uXEkJ6Pm1t1RfGMKcPOB5AzLwgo3tgz7ibVKAenI5ibjric3hyCg"}
{"text": "起海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1eu0xgfekaeg30b40b4whj"}
{"text": "学习米老鼠的三段跳。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5023310"}
{"text": "box of A-share investors", "question": "「韭菜盒子」怎么翻译比较合适？还有哪些有趣的中国美食翻译？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "7月30日。早上为了播种挖了土，又挖到石油了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBPtXGmh4diap9sibZfV0wYQO9AGPZDC3FAutIjicicpef428QQeRia3w36wA"}
{"text": "这是我的龟女", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibLCNcGtv1ZicMibQh6XQJCVF8bh4E8UGObibhgWAMM3Ve9aSDibp0Sm5icUA"}
{"text": "全身发软，滑得像要冻结时的逃生之路。", "question": "请问夜体蜜素有什么意想不到的用法？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4285434"}
{"text": "什么！解封了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m0SXTlhxPnZjicPdIHfuwHqPKIoIKvLlNLpGhFkrYSW4DGj9SdS8xbUQ"}
{"text": "明天就退休的由中老师已经无所畏惧了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnakdjy9ujj30ci0elk06"}
{"text": "和我签约变成新人类吧。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1971460"}
{"text": "我讨厌。", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "妈妈：今天开始关灯睡了哦～", "question": null, "star": 167, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gno5p3ctsbj610e1c1qeo02"}
{"text": "可能你用法有问题，比如经常用来跪。", "question": "为什么机械键盘宣传都有几千万次使用寿命，却经常有使用一两年就坏了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "陪老婆逛街", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicSNxxkckfjk8MvGsbQKga9nDY6GjuyIeAjB8wburs3LwsKvC3wwebiaw"}
{"text": "在梦中约会", "question": "我想在平安夜做件事。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2522913"}
{"text": "那家伙衣服都撕破了，被子还不凉啊？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5595414"}
{"text": "光靠母乳，根本不够宝宝吃的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2868433"}
{"text": "我们单位每两个月会发四卷手纸，刚好发现生产日期是她的生日，于是快递给了她。差点被嫌弃死……真的不是恶作剧，只是觉得好难得刚好是她的生日哎……然而……", "question": "你送过什么用心的礼物，收到的人却反应很囧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你知道那种杰瑞类型的人吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6362848"}
{"text": "这是真的吗？如果有证据就马上拿出来。如果是真的，我们就闭嘴团结全国人民一起消灭它。", "question": "成年人在参加成人礼时会犯傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4903457"}
{"text": "脖子疼用南极冰敷一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq7ohrrmbkj209p0b9mz2"}
{"text": "我看到护理人员又目睹丸林一个人试图去上厕所。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4732106"}
{"text": "终于找到存储点了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectan7kw9tj20bv0a4wfp"}
{"text": "小林幸子真的变得非常大了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6851156"}
{"text": "农药开始喷洒了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6866556"}
{"text": "放冰箱里保存，等需要的时候再吃。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1463913"}
{"text": "我是个完美的人吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4778145"}
{"text": "这是主人第十次说“再让我睡五分钟”。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1863685"}
{"text": "从坟地里爬出来。", "question": "如果人生是倒着放的，应该是个啥场景？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫型机器人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6109412"}
{"text": "没见过，老奶奶都在开车。", "question": "在美国的中国人遇到老奶奶倒地，扶不扶？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "存在STAP细胞！", "question": "大家已经都忘记了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1451359"}
{"text": "这里有一个口。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5417111"}
{"text": "我说句公道话……", "question": "怎样含蓄地表达「我已经被收买了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "借点钱，发工资就还你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SPBkHU5kuqjaBjNldmyrGc2LiapsY5VNRwMMFZ596jnQ3ibLVxUAliaxPhvE1GhU9REU133n3vTxjVw"}
{"text": "你来我家吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1431559"}
{"text": "草 这猫好像我家maru", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "似乎抱错孩子了，不过抱错就抱错吧！", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "为了妈妈开始玩的抓娃娃机，现在已经到了无法回头的金额了。", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "6568942"}
{"text": "交卷才发现答题卡填串行了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SuYrRkSKJUvibIwdkyySAicQAUC0w354pN2Xicy4gkMPMuOJmJtvL2ibPu2zlhNtL7BENsHW4Xciag2bg"}
{"text": "最左边的箭弯了，麻烦帮我掰直谢谢", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "天气预报员你出来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqrasz1ebwj209p09odh7"}
{"text": "初三的时候，体育老师抢了两节英语课给我们玩。", "question": "你们的老师做过什么惊为天人的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑帮老大因抢劫被逮捕，组织瓦解。", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "毒蘑菇", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5669293"}
{"text": "走过去才发现是壁画", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzdQJRHibtdic3TJ36jxsj04roJCzzbnkp2PXbicApmicJfqVshibTwGezHBHsIh495tWbypCRSoovVjQ"}
{"text": "和刚才的酒钱比起来根本不算什么理论，总是忍不住买贵的果汁和零食。", "question": "深夜便利店的那些事。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2803082"}
{"text": "被鬼缠上了！用两颗豆沙包继续游戏吗？（恢复派对的HP和SP）", "question": "童话简易模式。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631315"}
{"text": "2010 年在慕尼黑机场转机。过安检以后一个制服美女拎起我的包走在前面并示意我跟着她。我以为又是抽查我的笔记本电脑。我们来到了旁边的一个检查室里，她把门关上后说: Please take off your jacket（知乎日报注：请脱掉您的外套）. 我心花怒放，赶紧开始脱衣服，结果刚脱下羽绒背心，作势要脱第二件的时候，她微微一笑：Just.. the jacket（知乎日报注：就……只脱外套就可以了）. 我说：It's fine. Nothing wrong to be more careful（知乎日报注：多脱几件也没事，小心一点总没错）.她若有所思，然后喊了个男的把我带到旁边一个小房间里脱光了全查了一遍。", "question": "安检人员曾检查出什么可怕/奇怪的物品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个双手骨折的人说啊~ 我想磨米，连熊的手都想借呢，然后我打算把我的手借给他时，他却因为不卫生！而生气了。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "2926377"}
{"text": "她→妻子→鬼魂", "question": "试试看说“像人一样的火焰”。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5805135"}
{"text": "12 年的时候参加工作才两年，工地基坑开挖，我值夜班。吃完晚饭项目经理老易同志把我单独叫到办公室，神秘兮兮的跟我说：「刘啊，晚上值班稍微加点心，这下边据说有个宋朝将军的墓，你盯好了，有动静赶紧给我打电话，别便宜了土方队那帮小子。」我一听可来劲了，这要挖出个尚方宝剑什么的，我不发了。满口领导放心应承下来。这一晚上真是眼睛都不眨呀，勾机司机去上个厕所我都偷偷跟着。结果，一晚上毛都没挖出来。后来这事也就过去了。过了这么多年，偶尔跟同事闲聊说起来这事，突然就灵光一闪 老易这丫的不会怕我值班睡觉骗我呢吧？！", "question": "工地施工的时候都挖出过什么稀奇古怪、让人惊叹的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要不咱还是回去认个错吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RG5uezXc9tACcaAJJNz75R0B3jNVXhRex9hiblVDwIMpZria5oalM6yoYAFibHFErA0BQBnSz2rZujA"}
{"text": "支付宝到账 100 万元", "question": "有什么比较短，看到后心情会变好的句子?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我妈妈的个子就这么大。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4403392"}
{"text": "就因为伞在电梯里碰到而已，就被说小心点，混蛋，真是让人生气。", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "我觉得可以买一只回家逗猫。", "question": "世界首款 AI 仿生猫 MarsCat 通过解析能做出类似真猫的动作，技术含量如何？你会选择仿生猫吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我读了芥川龙之介的《鼻子》，知道了把大鼻子泡在热水里后踩它会变小。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5197910"}
{"text": "我一直以为所有人笑的时候都是看不到这个世界的呢还有有一天我忽然贴了双眼皮贴视野开阔了一倍", "question": "眼睛小是一种怎样的体会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的名字是BoboBobo。", "question": "把漫画、动画、游戏等中的两句话混在一起说，就说出一些荒唐的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6772257"}
{"text": "喂食时间哪怕只过了稍微一点，每次看到饲料箱就会露出这种表情。", "question": null, "star": 1520, "type": "I2T", "image": "2214867"}
{"text": "隔壁的孩子说“香菇真的不可能”，但我相信在食材方面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6051338"}
{"text": "佛的吻也到此为止。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7212826"}
{"text": "你出题吧。", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "好的，来一口~", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "4908813"}
{"text": "生肖进不去，星座也没戏……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f46s9t1ogxj20by0a275g"}
{"text": "1、有妹子了看妹子；2、没妹子了看朋友；3、孤身一人看穿着谈吐；4、默不作声时看其眼神。", "question": "男人品位的高低从何处体现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“干嘛大惊小怪，水果刀不就是用来切水果的吗？”我一边擦拭着手里的消防斧一边发出疑问。", "question": "不经意在室友床垫下发现了一把水果刀怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那时候没能参加红白歌会，是因为那个时候的势头不够。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "2922062"}
{"text": "孙子们突然不来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUhf4ia3hJQ4Nh9lukic3NDy1xe5uPQQEibe60N1VVQibBm46qqtJ5t7cicnvw"}
{"text": "用童话来攻击。", "question": "请问在卡拉OK中如何得到高分？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3843293"}
{"text": "神秘人物", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7337462"}
{"text": "老是分配到奇怪隧友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqOXdSNr74kEHviatYZweEFFibzLUib1uiam5hJ0OlgSIoku2OUKx2ZLlibBw"}
{"text": "西瓜切法有正式的规则。", "question": "随便啦，但我还是想告诉你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5815651"}
{"text": "天堂和想象中的不太一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es9rfgo30wj20aw07s0uj"}
{"text": "这个糟老头子！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5827166"}
{"text": "发生了什么？摸一下，解读盲文。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6331396"}
{"text": "我一向对女朋友信任有加，相信她能处理好别人的追求，直到她成了我的前女友", "question": "自己的女友被别的男人追求，作为男朋友应该怎样处理比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "除了蜂蜜，还吃别的东西。", "question": "在男朋友面前很爱撒娇。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6434283"}
{"text": "拿筷子当发卡把头发别起来，下手开啃吧", "question": "如何优雅地在工具只有筷子的情况下吃大虾螃蟹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "又把爷爷推倒了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7170164"}
{"text": "纪念照片", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1087212"}
{"text": "夜里的蝙蝠也很不错。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1918103"}
{"text": "女儿男朋友要来拜访", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h62jbhnsipj30ci0elq6d"}
{"text": "客人做饭好吃你就让别人去你家表演做饭。我骂人厉害你要不要让我去你家表演骂人？", "question": "第一次带女朋友回家让她做饭结果她大发雷霆，我真错了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我等不及三分钟的泡面了。", "question": "奥特曼一族守护地球的真正原因。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7075270"}
{"text": "狗狗航天员归来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIkm8rHXk8j8oUfnLS0qVEgUOdyek1JUbXxzibX7HDLX5uxQPEDGtZ3yw"}
{"text": "你说多少遍我都懂了！别把石头放在雪球里！", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "1358071"}
{"text": "俗话都说：做人留一线，日后好相见。我就留下了。", "question": "压力这么大，你为什么留在北上广深这些一线城市？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好意思，我不太知道这是什么语言", "question": "给个昵称吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5151910"}
{"text": "坚持开美颜。", "question": "你坚持最久的变美小习惯是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "表演时有人突然抽地毯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAiccL8QJNibicFbiaTyzsZNn6ZZibNicBuoBqV7vRfyk2TwBINapkSdS2MQibow"}
{"text": "小偷正围锁欲为车主却不知锁错", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4XBal1obgYFcz5NMyTA1x2xsEcJXT9WZriah7gA8G6avrquvCxlv7jcw"}
{"text": "理工科学校，曾听到一个计算机的汉子说，本来说好上周全班一起春游，因为班上唯一一个女生上周有事，所以推到了这周。", "question": "作为一个女生，在一个全是男生的班级里是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天什么事都没发生呢。", "question": "柯南说出了震撼的一句话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "4134776"}
{"text": "假山", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grdbgdt8ijj60x00lpx2w02"}
{"text": "哇哦，拍！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177418"}
{"text": "我学食品科学的，我们老师是从德国回来的博士，上课给我说不要吃外面路边的摊的烧烤，苯并芘含量很高致癌的，然后下了课我们去吃饭就看见他在我们学校门口那个卖羊肉串大叔那儿买了一把羊肉串。后来问他，他说反正生老病死也不在乎这一口。", "question": "从事食品行业的人，绝不会吃哪些食品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了看漂亮护士今天已经是第12次来献血了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehriaqec2cj20bk09sdgo"}
{"text": "很多年过去了，依旧没人发现太子被换了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqSMx1GQVrLD3MAt82JPmkkznLlJXGESTRnIjvIiaWbTJokQD40vhwrGA"}
{"text": "去那家麦当劳！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs612tr9zpj30ci0el47i"}
{"text": "次来这种店吗？", "question": null, "star": 471, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gogbnlnx67j61341g6anj02"}
{"text": "你弹琴的时候，旁边人突然把键盘盖子放下来。", "question": "怎么让钢琴的声音听起来像人的声音？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你穿一套机修厂的制服进去，不到必要时刻，一言不发。", "question": "第一次去看车，怎么装作很老练的样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "平毛物语——平毛犬的故事", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7249208"}
{"text": "说完我们去参加葬礼你看家哦~」之后，主人一家穿着夏威夷衫出门了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqeq6i68wkj30ci0eldmy"}
{"text": "可爱脚印后会很高兴可他的表情却严肃了起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq567ugoatj30ci0eldm3"}
{"text": "特朗普不能乱扔东西，你不是已经砸到老人的嘴上了吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4696422"}
{"text": "“今天不能继续了，腰来不了了”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gld6l9mnouj60x10pq7mf02"}
{"text": "去医院检查一下激素六项 ", "question": "现在大二了被认为是初中生，长得太显小怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爷爷挖了发光的竹笋吃，真开心。", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "电池电量0", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "母胎单身的我给网友提供情感建议", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyUeGhViaK78oXDY9iaTYhWU6PJltkzomSjhobMibeqjW6hQwSMZ2DmV7wQ"}
{"text": "在周末早上假装发烧的笨蛋儿子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWHooq7ibA0SlhGWOkclEFCVKiaC0sGibmBCgpmNxae7yrkYmFOdU0SwBsXgqqGPuTVqAsJX1iblgFQA"}
{"text": "本来想做的魔术一打喷嚏全都出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdwanD8sicSe60ibZfazm2BkGBF973oVRFIBlUNpgjicw7fcXeRQBJoZhPg"}
{"text": "棋牌室到底什么时候能开门？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gF7cueONPwGwz8aAdsxHPFkRhzCNcxxN9c2miaqHmJT8iaWyeiaOwZh6gxw"}
{"text": "小燕子穿越到民国抢了紫薇的男朋友，于是紫薇只好和五阿哥凑成了一对，皇阿玛见此心烦，所以带着纪晓岚和和珅出宫瞎晃，不料被纪晓岚篡位当了皇帝，尔康眼见家国如此，忧郁之下整天黑着脸，后来发奋图强成为一名神探，为大家带来了一个个童年阴影。当上述情节开始轮回，那说明暑假到了～", "question": "有什么可能是「在中国长大的人」才知道的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喵呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "这才几年啊，你们就忘了被 10 块钱 70 兆流量包用光之后那一块钱一兆的套外流量支配的恐惧了吗？", "question": "发电报为什么要控制字数？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "红线和蓝线好像选错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgcibm3bb0j30ci0el0uy"}
{"text": "眼看对面就要逆袭了急忙开始祈雨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtpem7nxbvj30ci0elwho"}
{"text": "喝的没有尿的多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVxeq5mxgbusKia2LmJMYPEOW7EEKiaVRcX7wPfsWJ8PicwxU9LxCDE5Tsw"}
{"text": "巨人队的想要得到其他球队强力选手的病进一步恶化。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6445269"}
{"text": "虽然饭团掉了，但是我想吃。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1177414"}
{"text": "今年 31，女朋友 23。去年一起参加活动有个五六十的老头没事喜欢叉着腰扭，时不时还有老头推车的动作。我和女朋友每次都会暗地里取笑他。后来和朋友吃饭说起这事她都让我模仿老头的姿势逗大家笑。有一天，我扭着扭着。发现，还 TM 挺舒服的！", "question": "有哪一刻让你觉得中年将至？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们把他放下来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNW28w8WHMkXteV1WjqibrmkoX9Q6iaLrfLsefP3vQPoLJK937hnD977cg"}
{"text": "圣诞节装饰品", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6924683"}
{"text": "在录像吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4774563"}
{"text": "你在看什么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6462843"}
{"text": "皮卡丘？噗哈哈！那称呼是以前的事了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3co3dmxvmj30ci0eljv1"}
{"text": "靠近配膳机器人时，可以听到微弱的救命...的声音。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7312849"}
{"text": "那边的收银台更快。", "question": null, "star": 4950, "type": "I2T", "image": "4248662"}
{"text": "很显然，公司处于水深火热之中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMB4MpicgWQXExPhHzlxmeUNNy9ef6DOns7ZDpyib7lmgH2V2ouKQddaic8aZqJX05EJOJWAvFNhEmQ"}
{"text": "优衣库在新品免费广告中下了赌注。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3395299"}
{"text": "我以为我已经关掉了厕所的电灯，但是实际上没有关掉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3625666"}
{"text": "印度版《死亡笔记》", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6080591"}
{"text": "？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "把拖鞋还给我好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8ghkUNW4G2bnx5T8o6XEU2EjBbtjP7Y8iaGllbAt8iar1RqcBsSJGLBuQ"}
{"text": "腱鞘囊肿治疗现场", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "兄弟！我是不是正在遭受你的攻击？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6429447"}
{"text": "大二舞蹈课，看到一女同学脖子上都是暗红色块状痕迹。嘴贱问了句是不是嗓子疼去刮痧了。女同学羞涩地说是跟对象闹着玩弄的。我说哦，心理纳闷闹着玩下这狠手啊。室友估计看出了我的困惑，回寝室告诉我那是吻痕，我他么又困惑了，吻一下怎么就紫了呢。就在这时，我那室友一声不吭捞起我的手臂，不顾我惊恐的目光在手腕上种了个……至今没有男朋友，研究生毕业已一年～", "question": "大学舍友给你上过什么课？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "早上7点，老婆大人醒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxum538lu2j30ci0elabv"}
{"text": "程序员也是人，不会贱成那样，不是没见过女人，自嘲多了现在好像你们当真了。", "question": "当程序员鼓励师是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "前提是要混合均匀吧，你要飞快地转圈游。", "question": "游泳池里放屁，高度稀释的吲哚会不会使泳池变香？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你把猫的电源拔了重启下。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "哎呀，完了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4104325"}
{"text": "开心的纳豆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174F6tHyHIfUXsqSrT1KWQ77xjoy2zVIEjFqLWHE5abyzU8EDKhIvEyYkWr2XzSSsPVKwjmCQ6Z0fYQ"}
{"text": "娄子：就职国外某世界 500 强之一。负责整个财务模块。因为税务业务的计算错误每年多缴了几百万美金的税。而且还缴了好几年。好在全公司没有一个人意识到这问题，直到有一天查一笔账的时侯我意识到这一点。向上汇报，并给出建议：可以改，但是这个财政年度可能来不及改了。结果：上级很高兴，因为下一个财政年度可以省钱了。我说以前的损失可能已经无法弥补了。答复我说没关系反正缴给国家了——这还是资本主义国家吗？最后，我因为发现这个问题升职了……问题是这个财务模块是我负责实施，二次开发和上线的……", "question": "工作中，你捅过多大的娄子？结果你怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么戴着伊丽莎白链？", "question": "我觉得这个球有点难用的理由是什么呢？", "star": 26, "type": "T2T", "image": "7168811"}
{"text": "朕放个屁你闻闻，要躲在被子里闻哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkgmLdyNvRZD0sDvRV6x53Wm7f6RJFyGd9vOs3AZFqicPCRjKp1veeaZQ"}
{"text": "你是不是讨厌帅的人，还是在自称讨厌帅的人，说清楚啊！", "question": "对讨厌帅男的女生不能说的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6245256"}
{"text": "毛毛虫飞来了。", "question": "请用四个汉字吓唬我。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3393797"}
{"text": "打开机器猫的外壳向里一看……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ebr4k600c4j20b508ujs6"}
{"text": "看都不看", "question": "女生对大肚子男生怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吉田沙保里跳进了海里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3230685"}
{"text": "上铺的东西掉下来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXpV6wfibAu0oZs8v7aQFiavlLhcT6zSsdYrNM9cFY1cUSxZwqLOI73usw"}
{"text": "要做肛拭子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usS5rCmVYGGvGhFzfMfPKXubM60gCISeBmp1tHMiczloZiaGOnKd1NApOA"}
{"text": "岸田表示遗憾，聚会解散了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388906"}
{"text": "其实我们对谁都不好，对外人好那是装出来的。", "question": "为什么我们对家人反而不如对外人态度好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "cf最新武器", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "贴心兄弟来探监", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArtTFFJOTlGCSTQ0SlxonhvvMy7kcibA8ALCBicokZ92ibRM4gNGkpyq5dg"}
{"text": "锄禾日当午，结构最辛苦。建筑几条线，结构一下午。", "question": "结构师为什么要黑建筑师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忙碌了一天的王师傅，终于捕获了第一把菜刀", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7qm3fpvrdj60x00wxn1q02"}
{"text": "每个女校都会有同班同学一起学习。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7089300"}
{"text": "嘘！正常忙你的！我来传达下一个任务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvcrhw3sfnj60ci0el78j02"}
{"text": "看好了，这就是在走廊罚站时的姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKRPticsz3hK7Hs8efKKMtBjuS2cdPVn4FKBG2dicCr9kJcuw3tevCwWKw"}
{"text": "九头蛇只要卖了基地就能轻松东山再起占领世界。", "question": "为什么美剧里九头蛇总部所在位置看起来与上海地图高度重合？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上课睡觉的下场是手麻脖子疼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B85qKGyHuiaRU2SgqgGHsicjNV3MLf8MlLNuIVCCU7jju0ByZkbpkrXXsg"}
{"text": "Wer～wu～wer～wu～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSUQlsIJbyNgeYtoianpvcOibJZBGGpWjbXFSaxQX7BtabaDeYx49Gu3bw"}
{"text": "果然猜中了哥斯拉是犬科", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxneryC86YcaaGAMT134WKiablD1Miana8tlZGIjq27QT6pUpiaNB3prJQnc6w"}
{"text": "石田纯一的弟子们大放异彩。", "question": "总结一下2016年上半年的事件。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2186618"}
{"text": "菅首相被小池百合子拒绝了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028230"}
{"text": "采访养蜂大叔", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKCibfhoTibIGf32eaS4G7YZaibBljiaxSMNJgVEMp4RzKCR4r0Yon15xoqQVWOgjQWPv4ibFEZlfXr5A"}
{"text": "我们已经为“班级对抗肩膀脱臼声音比赛”做好了充分的准备，但最后大家都没有把肩膀脱臼，时间就到了尽头。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4147577"}
{"text": "找到了自己的尺寸。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847806"}
{"text": "「你的爸爸是纸箱」这种莫名其妙的骂人话一直深深地刺痛我的心。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2341935"}
{"text": "小美会手工。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7000437"}
{"text": "什么？你也是……回去就结婚？啥？你也是？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eQp41mouoE0ad2GS9bmAfZ9yy71MGJYqsUxzH7nFicjrr38485jNDSdQ"}
{"text": "哆啦噩梦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJI6OpSW90dTeONic2Laznp77VnfDmkIfBRecbbnfF6Oez6rZomCa0r7A"}
{"text": "稍微露个脸吧/好吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2762124"}
{"text": "你忽然变得幽默了，说个笑话就有人笑。", "question": "手握权力是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "情人节最痛苦的是，不能吃甜食，只能眼睁睁看着自己嘴里发苦，持续不断。", "question": "虽然我喜欢吃苦的东西，但是你有什么推荐吗？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2561275"}
{"text": "在初次上班时，我不知道该做什么。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4698712"}
{"text": "交款支持微信支付宝银联，啥都行，你掏钱就行。退款只支持现金，退款窗口在阿富汗。", "question": "如何看待恒大疫情期间「线上卖房」的奇招？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "外卖送到家。", "question": "这家叫做松本清的药店是什么样的店呢？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5335713"}
{"text": "你能用汉字写出冲绳吗？", "question": "不要问冲绳人这个问题。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4872117"}
{"text": "补货", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "外甥不再看到我就哭。", "question": "新年里最开心的事情。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "2541570"}
{"text": "被两人挡住看不到电视的爷爷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gnyj69ct2wj30ci0elq6y"}
{"text": "用两千日元纸币付钱，找回零钱时。", "question": "我觉得不太顺利的时候。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4854963"}
{"text": "我只记得初中时候广播，全校通报批评我们班的两个小混混，去劫钱没劫到不甘心，只好打劫了小学生两根儿冰棍儿，永远也忘不了念通知的人憋笑的音调和整个楼道地动山摇的笑声。", "question": "校园里的小混混都干过什么令人震惊的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "保鲜膜没有松动。", "question": "当宝箱变成模仿人的时候，就和那时候一样麻烦。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6902219"}
{"text": "猴子：“我丢的是金色的香蕉！”（跳来跳去）女神：“说谎的人得不到任何香蕉。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5197910"}
{"text": "咬了一口小豆冰激凌。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4594867"}
{"text": "观赏也只不过是罐头或寿司而已。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的水族馆。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1800923"}
{"text": "摔了一跤。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4295844"}
{"text": "去追摔门而出的女友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eruqp86w0xj208o0b8wg5"}
{"text": "被人类收养后大家都不找我玩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gt3vu1ilxlj60ci0el0xp02"}
{"text": "一碗的拉面。", "question": "一个月进出一次（每日）这样的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043461"}
{"text": "最后两块拼图怎么也找不到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCHlKNUhLb7IAqsJfgNIiahMfjw8iaS2BhYzkjbLuib9kEFTVrM9ECgibKGO5NOwOoicsGR9UQRlJpibcMw"}
{"text": "女的不用拦！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZ35IJg4pkuWtbuT1jVibtHmJLAhrqxqH7v4hfZYaJ4eqcPagZN04iboyw"}
{"text": "上半年销售业绩才这么点吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzk7khu7lhj30ci0el0v5"}
{"text": "那扇门不会关不上吧？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4541750"}
{"text": "厕用路由器", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "换个新车标。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "哥德巴赫猜想真的是可怜，日常被解决。还只用了 120 分钟，就不能给长点吗？哥猜不要面子的啊？", "question": "假如我在高考数学试卷上解决了哥德巴赫猜想会发生什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不会哄妹子开心，妹子不理你，导致别人获得了交配权，这不是很符合社达吗……你来知乎上提问，靠外力和网友的出于善意的建议去哄妹子，这反而变得社会主义了。题主别做一个背叛理想的人啊。会被人瞧不起的。", "question": "和妹子讨论社会达尔文主义和马尔萨斯理论妹子生气了怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGU6ALcCpF9Eo6mlzKFJsVOALMIM1fQM4WoJ4Ly9BLVPU392eSsvgZ7w"}
{"text": "嗯？要爆发了吗？", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "6627405"}
{"text": "拉伸手臂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejo01kd4zwj20b80btdgi"}
{"text": "做了25年的花嫁调查，再做3年应该没问题。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5759698"}
{"text": "麻烦结账一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5819462"}
{"text": "我前同事，对公司领导说，我是党员请不要把财神摆在公司。", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀...好大啊...❤️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6849569"}
{"text": "这位在irasutoya使用次数最多的哥哥是倒数第一。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6839454"}
{"text": "在写真街买的汉堡。", "question": "麦当劳里看似存在却又不存在的东西。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5991952"}
{"text": "不妨改成康师傅一头牛能用多少年？", "question": "康师傅方便面一年需要多少头牛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一年纪大了你就自然成熟了！一三十岁的我：芜湖，坦克来咯！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITKWtgRoKpHYunTH2CF5eliaSxwmvyjQUt0EEWRz1VFzuhyYkTIzqa0Hg"}
{"text": "“水面结冰啦！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7ffct1so0j61401hc75702"}
{"text": "3班选班长太狂烈了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvx88m76n3j30ci0eldiw"}
{"text": "我等的狗他在多远的未来", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "斩华雄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjASEPksLS6fOy32xZgb5DicUl9E6h1Nsa7z1j6JlXAoaGRXythVzLsDfw"}
{"text": "军方扶持的新任领导人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicfibtoHrIQiclibL4oOq7v8ib2UiaaMZFGjEOQoPiavVcpDu6caKkQNyGBVpQ"}
{"text": "智慧输入中。。。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "终于把气泡都捏爆了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R41k2yxwsAe7OnRaxzlAJSdrsmLqStmiawQwVydH1IBYSYNz5GUB8Uq6wgOmasaOuj6hESibNopy4A"}
{"text": "去了趟动物园", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEyQJYFibO0WxvSCNjKnKdxRwD2oXVoDqvp1ibDicOvoH5zEfkQc3eyy8INg"}
{"text": "吃到了饺子里包的硬币", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibibqP2uAuTwVXGdfplShneiaxNL8DhRKQQH5bH9IInQXa4OnfCf6V65Jg"}
{"text": "别传logs", "question": null, "star": 580, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "跟客户开会，客户说要高级奢华的风格，然后就噗嗤笑出声了。", "question": "工作中，你捅过多大的娄子？结果你怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，这个分数是...你是不是也翘掉了社团活动，在家里做什么？已经禁止玩游戏了，等你爸爸回来再跟你说。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5444027"}
{"text": "这是我的时代。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6065968"}
{"text": "浅……浅浅原来是福建来的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukZEM5H97FbsuKZdqIcVIicZ1JA2QjedkUdFQb7GEGz45DYZttvoa1Xkg"}
{"text": "喂，你有完没完啊！", "question": "轮胎（tires）在说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2172763"}
{"text": "一只袜子就把它打发回去了", "question": null, "star": 811, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj2zbcuy96j610s14l79v02"}
{"text": "由于主持人肺活量太大一吸气嘉宾就缺氧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz4vxy4o7bj30ci0eljsn"}
{"text": "父亲在最不巧的时候被逮捕了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4envvib1swyfFMlfwumVgy19t9WvxqPYAgUbMqvBUNHkB22PCUW5RODg"}
{"text": "猫咪咖啡馆怎么远程工作呢……要不我先喵一下？……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1nca37emlj30ci0eljts"}
{"text": "日神最近有点膨胀了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM88w88FDTBegBPUK7zrxeupQXQRoK2Vsud6r27tauPWXVxTTtksjb3bA"}
{"text": "还能再碰一辆瓷吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7ruah8120j30ci0eladt"}
{"text": "用了两年的手机同时打开三个应用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHXnwNXArQ51BPk4xru9xMtw6axOHc2q0lbUA3QvGib0xMKYeOvEc0hVQ"}
{"text": "可能暴露了,over", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrI3W3C3GNd99EkmHW3Qv8wmofrKeAuWaDcAicIY9u15mpKedLyAvV4Jg"}
{"text": "有女生运动服被偷后一直盯着我虽然是我干的，可她又没证据真是个失礼的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2yfeot150j30ci0el3zo"}
{"text": "我们的肤色满足当警车的条件了吗？", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "才知道一个乐队里贝斯手是干嘛的。", "question": "第一次听好耳机对你带来的震撼有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在别人的空间里大量刷赞的行为。", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "6733390"}
{"text": "「明天我要陪客户……不能带你去狗狗公园了哦……『没关系啦……反正我一点也没有期待啦……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnncprgjqpj30ci0eldmr"}
{"text": "你是在跟我开玩笑吗？❤️", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6344553"}
{"text": "向右看会害羞向左看会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulS8hd0oYic4VPlyCnNnGzFIzyZiaCFibSGOFUfVaB82VboXGrawHfxiac6A"}
{"text": "今天我请假，因为感冒了。", "question": "我觉得。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061733"}
{"text": "休想瞒着我一个人上厕所！", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "与狗互换灵魂以后它居然还记得握手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tTHZ9Hw9iaSqgJo88jsrDo0qQRSYEfibf7ic24j0m4icZZUwMKib8v8nT01Q"}
{"text": "四个人轮着吃一个冰淇淋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLKIFy15KTVYlpjhWZQibHsbdo4bic2DEqxplic48qGwcM9T5ic5XZl5O6jaw"}
{"text": "当你从对方身上看到曾经的自己时。", "question": "什么使你第一眼就看穿一个人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "终于下定决定做引体向上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4F3VfTxrxG1ZPSjCETbItTZM25Rs09IXLicu3br3f05ot5zGuZxBRm0A"}
{"text": "我妈生了我。", "question": "历史上有哪些发明到后来脱离了发明者的初衷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来有个女朋友，是曾经的高中同学，大家一起奋斗嘛，很容易就会互相有好感，后来她考去了北体，学英语，我留在了老家一个二本大学。一直异地恋。2009 年，长江流域日全食，那天上午我也看了，下午我问她看了日全食没有，她说看了，还说天暗下来的时候好像很冷。巴拉巴拉之类的。晚上我突然想起来北京不在全食区。第一反映就是她是不是偷偷回老家来了。结果后来证实真的是回来见男人了，最恶心的是那个男人竟然也是高中同学。", "question": "有哪些被绿的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还剩两次变身机会。", "question": null, "star": 909, "type": "I2T", "image": "1377098"}
{"text": "怪兽：“我右手的东西你能不能先帮我拿一下，我要调整一下裤裆。”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "用视线牵制三垒跑者", "question": null, "star": 69, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7e266akusj61401hc0tf02"}
{"text": "对不起！这里的汤卖完了，已经售罄了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6546645"}
{"text": "不可能的小雨天。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6800550"}
{"text": "大喇嘛摔了一跤！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4148586"}
{"text": "导弹发射了，约翰·吴！", "question": "一眨眼就开了", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7010791"}
{"text": "上课开始了老师还没来，所以我要去叫老师。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5934818"}
{"text": "那个男人又来拿无聊的魔术搭讪了，这次不见的是左耳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssc2OrbY7K8mD0ozr8FEP6Y646C3gfc6k6RB15nE4kvxGfy1OBQf8YBA"}
{"text": "只是把屋顶压住。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2930576"}
{"text": "你还在吗？大概吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7233289"}
{"text": "学校里来了警察。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7062044"}
{"text": "我就想知道车上有没有喇叭自动喊：往后走往后走！后面空着呢！", "question": "如何看待深圳推出的无人驾驶公交路线？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快让开，我老婆要生了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BSwnM3QoIC1h8e4lHjGta4ZibMGfIdhRPzyT2YWK4ic6AvyxEoacCxib2g"}
{"text": "把胸针剪下来，爱心形状的。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6392255"}
{"text": "然后，你想要我借钱给你吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4107951"}
{"text": "绿色在掩饰中间的膨胀，假装做了些什么。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6476626"}
{"text": "没忍住拉了屎把裤腰带坠了下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gswq4lx86ej60wu0kcwjj02"}
{"text": "无情无义", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6796719"}
{"text": "毕业典礼是昨天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7he37PkGZ5ARyzspBemia5S7SlkarPxblqibXJaABjk1QaTDadH0xoK14Q"}
{"text": "第一次的出门办事。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6709066"}
{"text": "格鲁特的女朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzjRZ58wZWic9c0LY9VmSxEibXqgiaicM3rbw9SI0BuMGUlPTHtqOk62VrRw"}
{"text": "老师说「今天是3月3日那就……」时的3号、13号23号、33号同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gznbz4gjk2j30ci0elgoi"}
{"text": "感觉没啥忌讳的，看病都一样，有检查还省事了不少。我们这里有两家三甲医院，a 比 b 是要领先一些，病人拿着 a 医院的报告来 b 医院做手术什么的是常态，不过话术可就差别大。聪明的人会说：我还是相信你们，所以来这做。正常人会说：这里离家近，有熟人。傻 x 说：那边大夫说了，这种小手术在你们这做就行了。", "question": "拿着一个医院的检查报告，去另一个医院治病是很忌讳的事么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "驾校老师太可爱了，我都不能专心开车了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7370104"}
{"text": "鲸鱼", "question": "看上去很弱的球队名字。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "7113418"}
{"text": "我缺的是卷发棒吗？我缺的是钱吗？你都错了！我缺的是头发！！！是头发！！！", "question": "昂贵的卷发器有必要买吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟男朋友交换身体的第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZuk8uvpqnOuSBfZyz2J0BFSTnP7h0EIda1JrGAAseOcIeWRVfth2ibabcg"}
{"text": "我正在开车。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6907371"}
{"text": "如果没坏就踢碎它……原来是这样啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7287020"}
{"text": "发自内心地觉得对方瞎了。", "question": "被人表白是怎样的一番体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老公的肩膀很酸呢~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBRnkAnJHca6kAuLZk5dnx48VGN09pzYG1t8ic618Tyjn2mu5484ibfIE6CgyeOsXkDiafMpicccibg5iaQ"}
{"text": "基本上等同于一个美国人在成都开一家川菜连锁快餐店 还是用微波加热的那种", "question": "为什么整个意大利都没有星巴克门店？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上一个她见过的温婉可人、小家碧玉的女人叫安陵容。", "question": "为什么《还珠格格》里面老佛爷对紫薇没好感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来如此！用两只手……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goa6hzes99j60ys11zq8v02"}
{"text": "这句话是日语，它的汉字写法是月市，意思是每个月的集市或者每月市场。在中文中，我们可以把它理解为每月赶集的日子或每月一次的市集活动。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5175353"}
{"text": "妈妈，这里！果汁洒了！", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "6730462"}
{"text": "でも....", "question": null, "star": 98, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "我是谁？我到底是谁？ (Wǒ shì shuí? Wǒ zhōng dào shì shuí?)", "question": "害虫不如人类，但比人类低级。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3093928"}
{"text": "刮刮乐中大奖了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4oy6j07bvj30ci0el0ws"}
{"text": "在家工作。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5587327"}
{"text": "此场景如若出现在梦中意味着..尿床了！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8s83bv5b7j20g10f8448"}
{"text": "我发现我没有写名字。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7188549"}
{"text": "我十三岁那年，在一个百无聊赖的深夜，我点了一根寂寞，刚抽了两口，老爸推门进来了，我习惯性的给他递了一根，老爸接过烟后点上，谁也没说话，静谧的时间在父子俩的指尖慢慢流逝，老爸吐了不太标准的烟圈，然后淡淡的说，等会揍你的时候忍着点，别吵到邻居。", "question": "有哪些想不到结局的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "桃太郎和松田翔太长得很像吗？", "question": "兆太郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 24, "type": "T2T", "image": "6521519"}
{"text": "按您这个逻辑，40 个人就是一节课，而老师你今天要讲 45 节课，我只是耽误了你一节课而已，还有 44 节课呢，别急。", "question": "如何反驳「你浪费了每人一分钟，四十个人就是一节课」的神逻辑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我是这么和我的宝宝解释的：有些小生物在你的肠道里发笑（发酵），有时候它们的笑声太大就传出来了。", "question": "怎么和孩子解释人会放屁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好的，接下来。", "question": "妈妈买的衣服，怎样才能穿出时尚感呢？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973378"}
{"text": "无论浴缸是热的还是微温的，洗澡水就是洗澡水。", "question": "请说一些微妙而又不讲道理的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4205400"}
{"text": "劳力士！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzf9vtebarj30ci0eltd6"}
{"text": "骗人 这么大进不来的吧", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "你输定了，下一场比赛比谁游得慢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuX5RN74ZSODV0nllADv7erdhiafQcvsQ4TamsB2ict0O6qqkscmM6GYkQ"}
{"text": "我没看见，我没看见，在关键时刻展现出让光线透过手掌的能力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1038349"}
{"text": "可能因为姑娘想离你远点。", "question": "为什么好多姑娘把微信的个人资料的地区都改成泽西岛呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强力胶", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "一觉睡到中午，被叫醒吃饭老妈饭后问“你昨天是不是听了一晚上茉莉花”", "question": "被长辈看见打《文明》系列游戏是一种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "向妈妈汇报了爸爸藏私房钱的地方后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGtgmjG53XgJQnzsmib5m03LN45WWx7cMur6psTFpgTicKezj4loC2r0bdw"}
{"text": "后方压倒性存在感", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1uxZQE76a5xAGTh2IkmhiadHFvqfUtj7JSLv6ERVDM2wu4D9yq721mQhA"}
{"text": "以多数人的修图水平之低，根本比不上美图秀秀的一键美图……", "question": "Adobe Photoshop 和美图秀秀的区别及各自优劣势在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "体育馆的天花板上夹着一个定点破坏者。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6743295"}
{"text": "没听说过销售怕客户的。", "question": "卖冥币扎花圈做死人生意的这些人怕鬼吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使是在游艇上也没改掉拆家的习惯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzEHqxvovG15O9Rd2D3piamNa69ugzS6pIuSzZ1rohzgMZm223ecAe8HPndRR0TB16HQTH6aZLSTQ"}
{"text": "我都说了没养猫嘛！房东！你看嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6vu6hmvy8j30ci0elq67"}
{"text": "但是很自由啊~", "question": "草原的夜晚真冷啊……！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6742632"}
{"text": "电视节目采访俄罗斯海关工作人员，美国慈善基金会工作人员，武汉红十字会工作人员：记者问俄罗斯海关人员：“你干多久能买宝马？”俄罗斯海关人员回答：“一年。”台下观众纷纷鼓掌，他是个诚实的人。记者问美国慈善基金会人员：“你干多久能买宝马？”美国慈善基金会人员回答：“半年。”台下观众纷纷鼓掌，他是个诚实的人。记者问武汉红十字会人员：“你干多久能买宝马？”武汉红十字会人员掏出计算器算了半天后回答：“五年。”台下嘘声四起：“装什么装？谁不知道你最有钱？”武汉红十字会人员委屈的说：“我真没装！你们要知道，宝马可是家很大的公司！”", "question": "如何看待武汉协和医院的辟谣?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "现任的这个。这个答案可以用一辈子。", "question": "你认为美国历史上最差的一任总统是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "凯吉：“约翰·卡维拉……！只有你……！我竟然相信了你……！！！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6359876"}
{"text": "从初一到大学，整整 7 年。你抱怨了 7 年。", "question": "从初一就因为不会打篮球自卑，上了大学更甚，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我打算看一个10秒的视频，但是先播出了一个15秒的广告。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7188549"}
{"text": "看电影收五个人的钱", "question": null, "star": 180, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu0aqyomxlj60tf138gpz02"}
{"text": "您听到了吗...我正在直接和你的大脑说话...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6351909"}
{"text": "最近的年轻人好像都在逆行呢~", "question": "嗯？那不是正好相反吗！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4358113"}
{"text": "小二和服务员的区别。", "question": "程序员和软件工程师的区别在哪里？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请注意口罩！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6397677"}
{"text": "工作的细胞的新角色", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5757322"}
{"text": "哎呀，高达倒了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4368645"}
{"text": "健身操", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "老人和婴儿只隔着一张纸。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6472172"}
{"text": "北京桥是个好地方。", "question": "无法不加抑扬就发音的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4239752"}
{"text": "为了防止孩子们在公园乱跑家长们设置了简易的陷阱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGAFnexuK2G9Ojm1bLIFNHjow4muUooQXEvjd5X75C4ibpMfMiaNUqeiakIaW4mBABibhWa6lISld3qw"}
{"text": "如果这样的护士在，患者的下半身血液循环过旺，会导致脑贫血或低氧性脑病！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6602361"}
{"text": "不管穿越多少次都是从这开始", "question": null, "star": 420, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2m2e3adidj61401hcth702"}
{"text": "小时候腿给打折了，保险公司给了快一万。", "question": "你是如何在不依靠工资收入的情况下赚到一万元的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哪副象棋上偷的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibCTgduSScLJiaCgoxibfpHtAXkN7qxIER2hxHe2zHAemRr9Rz0YLats5g"}
{"text": "所以，你是自己说的吧！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7294714"}
{"text": "不是说下车后步行10分钟吗？没看到有遗体啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gon36n8qhej30ci0el45b"}
{"text": "不是。当她面把她的其它追求者杀掉才是。", "question": "对妹子表白是不是侵犯她的自由意志？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "外面", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "我觉得最大优势是不怕熬夜", "question": "程序员转行烧烤需要做哪些准备，有哪些优势和劣势？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "变形金刚：欺骗者的新角色。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311655"}
{"text": "参加完家长会的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "来自拍", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "以后可以把祭品换成少妇嘛！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJo5BUSVbgYdTrn2x0amsKUtlFiacR68s6mN2rVDpJPZhBdZ4gYAG73uw"}
{"text": "Level 100的忍耐。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3146075"}
{"text": "失踪的兔子都找到了饲养员也不来道歉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eul01fey6fj209x09xdia"}
{"text": "本人四川人，表示从没听过这句话，有个读音比较接近的“日你仙人” 你是不是把“仙人”听成西安人了？", "question": "为什么四川人喜欢说“日你西安人”？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "考试的学生们，你们在开玩笑吗？狐狸也是学问之神哦。给这个笑话打分的话，我会扣分的。要努力学习哦。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3942314"}
{"text": "他说等我写完了，借给他抄！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868TAO8cGnXTYhg5fibzdG3txgjBGcETFkPIvibicplTgxEpm13ibh0u8AjEg"}
{"text": "你是怎么知道我是日本人的！", "question": null, "star": 589, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goslktz6j8j61371adgti02"}
{"text": "不是一般的喜欢。纸上谈兵的话，男人几乎都把漂亮排在聪明前边，事实上，男人往往高估了自己对漂亮的喜欢，低估了对聪明的喜欢。", "question": "男人喜欢聪明女生吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好好赚钱，以后带女友在高档点的餐厅吃饭。", "question": "在饭店吃饭，女友被旁边桌喝醉的小混混调戏，我应该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这货，果然还是傻逼。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6967380"}
{"text": "礼貌等待对方变身的怪人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcedclhqvwj30ci0eljvl"}
{"text": "非常恐怖兄弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpVK5O05kYCpb9wC6GPZZBf6WfEYzdHRzOxbHyCMjN4PO5S7XvGk0IDEDJP2b5jheZHEvLNb46FA"}
{"text": "“诶，醒醒！”晚上直播的时候，话筒先生睡着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAg3EBquBVn6En2lWlTd9riaKuthGNm0xkcSjHJMk9icm9DqT8licRGXm129Kg66x98nCj2ysPiccprCw"}
{"text": "注意看，这只企鹅叫丈二", "question": null, "star": 38, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "画作作者是高桥阳一。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3436776"}
{"text": "因为我有挺多亲戚都是美国国籍的，所以想讲个比较有意思的事：我家精心准备一场晚餐：中国亲戚：「感谢你们的招待！干杯！」我妈：「不客气不客气，都自己家人！」 我家精心准备一场晚餐：美国亲戚：「让我们一起感谢圣主的恩赐！」我妈：？？？", "question": "在道德观上美国人和中国人最大最明显的区别在哪儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青春痘", "question": "花生酱爱好者加州夏的烦恼", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265126"}
{"text": "春来江水绿如蓝。", "question": "如何正确定义蓝颜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我刚才看到这么大个扇贝！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hab64b9gtdj30ci0elq40"}
{"text": "能忽视我出的笨拙笑话吗？", "question": "我觉得这里很适合装傻。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6963068"}
{"text": "想出了「无视3分钟」战术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4h54l9r8oj30ci0elae3"}
{"text": "捉迷藏达人时隔三千年终于被发现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g57fstzx8oj20li0ligph"}
{"text": "「松鼠何在？」『（现身）属下在此』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gp8s0m65h7j30ci0elwnb"}
{"text": "妈妈：亲兄弟还抢什么？一人一半不就完了", "question": null, "star": 355, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtt2b1adihj60xr190tes02"}
{"text": "喂！查寝老师走了！接着打呀！", "question": null, "star": 243, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gon19tw3lqj60yn1a712s02"}
{"text": "看电影后。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4566851"}
{"text": "疫苗的副作用", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5786505"}
{"text": "起来！散步时间到！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g1nf7k6a1uj20yi1bnu0i"}
{"text": "哈哈，好险...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4012237"}
{"text": "我会在21号离开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6631886"}
{"text": "真是难以置信……这居然是个锅盖。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3367754"}
{"text": "我在购物清单上写了晚报，然后塔摩利就跟着来了。", "question": "孩子用纸条写了个“羊肉罐头”，结果妈妈说买回来的是真的羊肉，不是罐头。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6910161"}
{"text": "裁判说不摆出可爱的样子就不放下我们的腿", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "由中君的暑假课业薛定谔的鸟」真是大愚若智", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5fg1av377j30ci0el0wa"}
{"text": "来早了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "那个把保龄球放这的家伙你给我出来", "question": null, "star": 205, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gls0f24ox0j60yi15fk0w02"}
{"text": "罪犯就在我们当中！", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "虽然转学了，但是制服没到，所以只好把原来学校的校徽遮住来参加活动。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6732261"}
{"text": "“喂？我报警，我的主人梦游走丢了！”", "question": null, "star": 151, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "眼睛都被打瞎了一只，真是凶啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUvaFNGc0L6dopLgRYVQhHC5iaudd3ErI984ic01TztUsUKAqsyD8wyaEGViaN52NfUiaiaTvvFibfqZbg"}
{"text": "玩得好的前辈在看着你。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6933521"}
{"text": "居然不是自动门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFJUvCFZpric78LibMt0qGRCD4aQP1ia397pDrfUsEW23AW6a9coW2GyUnA"}
{"text": "青木岛的叛乱", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3721992"}
{"text": "因为隔壁搬来了一个打扮时尚的女生叫加根，所以我要去打个招呼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2449647"}
{"text": "吉尼斯世界纪录认证官", "question": null, "star": 537, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghuwr3zh7ij20zn1bi45c"}
{"text": "因为看见了沙滩，所以怀着马上能游泳的愉快心情奔跑了起来，可1个小时了还是没见着海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfj4zVqibcia7BlVQHUzJwSLATz0JQnTUvWGEZmcB9WofJWbBpZAynRnggGWcQ2cLj1icNKiaOu5GiauC4Q"}
{"text": "我不生气你就说KFC好不好吃吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0e5p0j3t3j20m40n9n0j"}
{"text": "不知道他们在球场上找啥。是啊，会是什么不见了呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEyLuKqfOFk5Q7kYadjKBQgiaqQUH7cy5zIQmL2lUFVzyAUMYBa8psFvibg"}
{"text": "这个可厉害了呢！放进便当里吧！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5175353"}
{"text": "我爱你", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3700192"}
{"text": "哎呀哎呀，就凭这样的资料，爸爸不知道要到什么时候才能晋升呢，我得稍微修改一下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6359643"}
{"text": "霸道总裁：「你是新来的秘书吧，哟，你叫什么？」想上位的年轻女秘书：「{585F5AFD-F8D3-46ED-827C-28A87AF2547E}」霸道总裁：「你……你被开除了。立刻到人事部找{E1418AFC-34ED-4666-AC16-DC1F4EBBEF55}。」", "question": "为什么国家不禁止人名重复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "真日了喵了，老子心脏病都要犯了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnm133g5m0j20fq0fbwie"}
{"text": "明白吗？看清楚哦~ 蛇腹扭转首先从这里开始...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6706190"}
{"text": "虎嗨泉", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "洞穴探险走失的小朋友全找到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hh6xo1ihtkj30ci0elt9y"}
{"text": "刚才想起了昨天路过的那位老奶奶的名字。", "question": "第五百五十六万七千四百三十三个幸福瞬间。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6865016"}
{"text": "大雄，去洗澡吧。", "question": "粉色的展开就是普通的展开吗？", "star": 16, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777066"}
{"text": "我向教练推荐了那个补习班的孩子，希望能让他参加比赛。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208953"}
{"text": "别怕，我们是基！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eatrhbysjxj20an0b0myj"}
{"text": "搬家前跑到讨厌的邻居家，尽情口吐芬芳", "question": null, "star": 448, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm50ziuocuj611412idnh02"}
{"text": "35岁的处男", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9N4aG6WMhk6PdqBXcQHFLXVWmZQwtqf7F6UHWzII78lhjea75cfCJdA"}
{"text": "你们是都没和产品经理吵过架么？", "question": "为什么民科很少拿计算机科学开涮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，户外新手啊...我来帮你吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5941700"}
{"text": "隔壁的薯片店半价诶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "好像说的年轻人就能找到似的。。。", "question": "数据显示，近五成老人找不到想看的电视节目，为什么「智能电视」的操作设计得这么复杂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "左眼被蹭后遗症", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXJDgRW0US0udZdYll1CkibYOJZz8TRxFp2AL2jIibKc6HVTAGMJcdj3RQ"}
{"text": "寿司睡", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9ek0imbdnj20fy0e4ab1"}
{"text": "驳斥了空头请求商", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3378864"}
{"text": "用棒子打就能把他们都打倒。", "question": "对恐人际交往的人说一句话。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388951"}
{"text": "向商场里穿动物玩偶装的工作人员问路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGy6wiagZxxyH1iatsXIX4IVEfOOWD3TmkhZWntqdnWmiaemRhwDzJsc8NnQ"}
{"text": "第一次见面的亲戚小时候的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBkicSj6Zkiay7Xu2VA7xRs5OeZ95B0InKka4MWJibcNuhx9iaWVMEYjQVWlYJicp3cxQeBfve8uL5hBg"}
{"text": "这是用日语说的：“你知道用日语怎么说吗？”", "question": "请你写一首不怎么样的俳句。", "star": 38, "type": "T2T", "image": "5122634"}
{"text": "萌物、吉祥物", "question": "某个梦想中的国度还缺少的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6005665"}
{"text": "大家都没有买烧烤要用的肉。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4313196"}
{"text": "三年前看到的一个名字，至今难以忘怀。「缝小肛。」", "question": "在《王者荣耀》如何起一个个性的名字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你见我另一根织毛衣针了吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCclrTpZ5paZ4F7Z6MFWpdRMMNZBBPfiapyO6nOqiaznNWHQ2hmnTCW2iaA"}
{"text": "胖虎「咱们让大雄考100分！」小夫1嘿嘿嘿.那小子就不必去走廊罚站了~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1qucfiowxj30ci0eln1l"}
{"text": "哎，最近没见到野口先生的爷爷了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3561773"}
{"text": "夹肥猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9Y9GxysZG9qib7nHKmDgVObIKTkVUbdhbOkZFXWNHGXdibqg3ZepV90EoA"}
{"text": "很久以前，鬼被除掉了，太好了，太好了。", "question": "童话简易模式。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631315"}
{"text": "其实当时的情况是这样的，女娲巡查下界的时候看到了纣王在自己庙前写了一首诗，仔细一看，大惊失色，这 tm 是一首七言律诗！初创于南朝，发展与唐朝的七言律诗！卧槽，这货是穿越者，不行怎么能让穿越者扰乱时间线呢。你说他要是从唐朝穿越来的也就算了，好歹也是封建社会，大不了取消奴隶制，改成农奴制。可万一这是个现代穿越过来的怎么办，他要是大搞社会主义，扳倒一切牛鬼蛇神怎么办。不行不行，太危险了，必须要找人把他灭了。于是就出现了武王伐纣。没错，《封神演义》不是史记，而是一本小说。所以，作者的脑洞你别猜。", "question": "如何评价《封神榜》中纣王写诗赞美（调戏）女娲，女娲就要用生灵涂炭来报复？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那些不知道我在说什么的人多半不知道我在说什么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq7fpi8wldj30ci0el454"}
{"text": "在深夜里，绝对不给附近的人带来麻烦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6031307"}
{"text": "是谁说的，漂亮女生没大脑？还懂得，录音，保存，和锤他到天荒地老。", "question": "毛晓彤曝与陈翔录音「我看着你光着上身，江铠同为什么躲起来？」如何评价陈翔的这波操作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看我新买的包包", "question": null, "star": 193, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0vf067f8yj60yo15o78c02"}
{"text": "爱你哟", "question": null, "star": 49, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmtai4e2dlj60ou0x31hv02"}
{"text": "这家伙也是个男人吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6965397"}
{"text": "打完架还不忘踩对方一脚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Bas2UHGjjCtoHgND9pgcben5TdCSrJ5BbLCHKuVoLIoHib29Rlt25JqBg"}
{"text": "税务局：「您是一般人吗？」「(⊙o⊙)我挺一般哒。」（知乎日报注：话说税务上有个概念叫「一般纳税人」……）", "question": "有哪些没有专业知识就 get 不到的笑点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和女神吃完饭回家，照镜子发现胡子上挂了半颗米饭。 : .)【点击查看更多品牌信息】", "question": "广告 · 与女神约会，有哪些谜之尴尬的瞬间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "深夜关了电灯后，持续发呆的我，在客观上看来就是这样的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7002242"}
{"text": "老师：今天是5月15号所以5号，你来回答这个问题吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibKx22DX58NkBCncE5mCEwDvqF2QkLGDfARPIiaMNSbHamg5M1zFHrfTg"}
{"text": "灵山脚下，孙悟空说师傅您先在这儿少歇，我们哥仨跟如来不对付，先解决一下私人恩怨再来领您去取经书。大鹏往后一招手：小的们，跟我们哥仨办事去。带领着路上收降的一众妖精浩浩荡荡上山。留下唐僧在后面大喊：徒弟们，万万不可伤他性命，还有千万别毁了经书。黄眉回头答了一句，师傅没事，真烧了我再给您写。", "question": "《西游记》中取经团队如果变更为孙悟空、黄眉老佛和金翅大鹏鸟，会怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我看博人传", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "向上帝许愿拥有大咪咪成功", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicyKXvlgNicftbibiaqrsPMlryZibuO5NrnNNPm0SzxrnaIWiaOBeFwSIPIew"}
{"text": "在被牵制的情况下，他一直等到投出第一球才着急。", "question": "热闹的 Bingo 比赛现场。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5370772"}
{"text": "忍者训练学校", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6133860"}
{"text": "呐，我让你拿的卡路里伴侣，不是这个吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3193716"}
{"text": "孩子，你送的迷你猪收到了，我和你奶奶都很喜欢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7W2bsQQqicIoZ4RicSDEh9IylmWnyjW6Jvnrw3TOWTgRFlw0MQkvP47ywA"}
{"text": "请您点燃香炉。回去！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3885322"}
{"text": "酸奶盖视角", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1equt3xrlasj209208sabg"}
{"text": "亲戚家的孩子怎么还不走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx5hxhoicej30ci0elmxy"}
{"text": "靠反复起床的静电充电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHgAQcHyBxCur4hS98wUePY0LanKJoVHpQZvK3ttIAeoCUFZtgcgjyFA"}
{"text": "口红的中文常用表达是lipstick。", "question": "在著名的音乐中添加一个字，使其变得完全不同。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3138921"}
{"text": "如果题主能够提供适合牛顿阅读的翻译版本，且能够说服牛顿让他相信这确实是三百多年以后的教科书，那么接下来会发生的事就是可以预见的，比如牛顿会把关于牛顿万有引力的章节剪下来，并把其中所有『牛顿』标上重点符号，寄给胡克。把关于光电效应和黑体辐射的章节剪下来，并把其中的『光子』标上重点符号，一份寄给胡克，一份寄给惠更斯。在『如果说我看得比别人更远些，那是因为我站在巨人的肩膀上』这句话旁边的空白处手绘矮小驼背胡克画像一张，张贴于皇家学会大厅。把所有包含莱布尼茨符号的章节一把火烧掉，然后用牛顿符号重写一遍。把所有包含光的波动理论的章节一把火烧掉，画圈圈诅咒麦克斯韦，并嘲笑一下泊松这个猪队友。为神秘的量子力学写下 100 万字的神学注解，对上帝的信仰更加闪闪发光了呢。", "question": "如果我带着全套高中物理教材给牛顿，会发生什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎？/哼！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7349088"}
{"text": "妈妈的朋友在客厅里滚来滚去。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5897973"}
{"text": "岳母大人，可以叫您一声妈吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "喝多了之后把其他桌的人扶回家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcvPvAMpk212oeHeia0khqDuB9MXw5P5mKN6ywcmgxOmh6mKppibOPRI6w"}
{"text": "川鲁粤淮扬", "question": "五件能支撑你活下去的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肚子会思考中国人早就知道了，很多成语俗语都表明了这点。心知肚明一肚子坏水腹有诗书气自华", "question": "研究发现大脑可与肠道细菌直接对话，这一发现具有哪些意义？可能对哪些领域发展造成影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大名的怪人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5711080"}
{"text": "被出其不意而无法体验啊哈的感觉。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585235"}
{"text": "妈我想回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2u1c2mvebj60ot0xdgru02"}
{"text": "不给罐罐不让摸肉球！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hird0otxt4j30ci0elgmu"}
{"text": "任务太紧急了来不及穿裤子了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6Fc1smAUicRS1NXEXPSKXD0sHlSegUawHEviax19ZN6aLWw7D0Tq16aaw"}
{"text": "打电话回去问，我妈说她希望的大概会看不上我.......呵呵", "question": "如果你有一个儿子，你希望他娶一个什么样的女人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好了好了，我就说花瓶是我打碎的，咱回家吧～", "question": null, "star": 890, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7e1m8kysj610q1j3dps02"}
{"text": "『我刚才说他心眼小是不是说得太狠了，待会给他道个…！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPRc7y6DLcOIXaicpjuicbMib2DXWYqvtxu3ZaItOkibmibOwNKUIdyyHLJicA"}
{"text": "我们高中班主任是数学老师，同时也是年级组长。他管来我们班教数学叫扫盲。", "question": "你的高中有什么有趣的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拔河", "question": "请考虑奥运会的新项目。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3185666"}
{"text": "“大哥哥～”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "放屁的人。", "question": "你认为不想坐在副驾驶座的人有哪些特征？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6946378"}
{"text": "盯上的寿司总在转到同一个人面前时被拿走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5en72m5l9j30ci0el0wd"}
{"text": "追侯亮平的老婆，走侯亮平的路，让侯亮平无路可走。", "question": "如果当你看完《人民的名义》，然后你穿越到过去成为了大学时期的祁同伟，你该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「字幕组」这个词传到日本，日本人以为在中国看动漫的都是黑社会。", "question": "日本一般网民对中国有哪些比较普遍的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一出家就有人来约我参加联谊活动。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177503"}
{"text": "铂爵旅拍！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "娶了我老婆————26 日补充————这是个笑话，我老婆还是挺好的。", "question": "你经历过哪些贪小便宜吃大亏的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这样阿斗就安全了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzic47KXqStBBBOga5HmHFGozia8do1Qm7dkP1sb1bH0icGR6iclFj63mNzzA"}
{"text": "陷阱满满，一级棒！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6629059"}
{"text": "傻啊，题主！趁现在赶紧教它说话啊！", "question": "我的猫不会「喵」，我应该教她吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来来来，干了这碗狗粮吧！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8s83vy1cfj20f80fbwif"}
{"text": "蜕皮中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4wVAhBzHXFBju6S4zTF7cqAOOEjNr5nFS82IT27eliaxeWrShYBbLD9w"}
{"text": "新型乐器", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3429750"}
{"text": "这位部长明明是一次就会的才艺，却反复表演了很多次。", "question": "至今仍不可思议。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6263932"}
{"text": "太好了！我还以为刚才在商场见到的皮包是你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib6QRLfANN7fUhIs3cdTkVFm4dBnHJbMQ0Hiavxn04YBDHUHBwMhp5bhw"}
{"text": "激战甲子园", "question": "杰尼斯社长丑闻引发的节目名称波及", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373633"}
{"text": "拿厕纸来！", "question": "你是绑架犯，请做出让警察惊讶的事情。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "6439705"}
{"text": "豚鼠人大赛二十连冠", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450435"}
{"text": "素面和素炒饭配豆腐汁。", "question": "仿佛存在却又不存在的菜肴名字", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5802893"}
{"text": "流浪者乐队", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6946604"}
{"text": "不推进主线无法通过的道路", "question": null, "star": 545, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpqiz9nfh2j60yx1ak79q02"}
{"text": "夏日腋下出汗！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5406019"}
{"text": "《跟老妈学做菜的你和你弟弟》", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "天才发明家少年阿笠博士：A brilliant inventor boy, Dr. Agasa.", "question": "反过来，如果工藤新一以外的人变成了孩子，通常会发生的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5984267"}
{"text": "这个挑战为期14天，你也来感受一下吧！", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "383754"}
{"text": "很有礼貌的一群人，每次都等我台词说完才动手。", "question": "用反派 Boss 的视角看主角是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "彩票中了三亿，就把所有的快递都扔了，擅自离职。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6382926"}
{"text": "妈妈，我发现了一本小姨子藏着的黄书！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3995337"}
{"text": "薯片的袋子丢到垃圾桶里。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097394"}
{"text": "我听到了自己的声音在耳边回响。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3425832"}
{"text": "我怎么感觉身体在变黑？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6621094"}
{"text": "汽车寿司", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjK5BribkeyPyvFJA9Dh2hB59Dto5nRIejk4Zzh28bibcpP9EUibnWo8sWnQ"}
{"text": "旋风", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "我觉得这是因为你没带出去溜。", "question": "有没有觉得小孩跟猫很像？为什么会这样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "发射正露丸！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861732"}
{"text": "妻子被帅哥搭汕时，急中生智把她妆冲淡让帅哥看清事实", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjwpr0p2CrFYj1sJtGBc0QDI5aVHNJKIl8Pxzq1NBwV29LQcz4VJwB1HjFm6pLdtuv2tBzOAmQFrg"}
{"text": "大眼瞪小眼", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "在路人眼里，他的动作滑稽，不可理喻；而在他的世界，红色的倒计时来到了 0.3，眼看着旋转的不存在的篮球放慢了无数倍，划过美妙的弧线，有了！他嘴角扬起，闭上双眼，这是专属他的时刻。他的耳边传来了篮球穿针撩过篮球网的唰唰声，世界静谧得落针可闻…就在一秒过后！四面八方爆发出山呼海啸的喝彩，而他站在宇宙的中心，接受人们的顶礼膜拜。待他睁开眼，已饱含热泪。", "question": "男生走路突然开始做急停投篮的动作，是在施什么魔法吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "据说只要淡定地离开犯罪现场就不会被注意到厂可这次的现场是女厕啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6FVBv10qLrB3ZiaaENIl6W28RhAG0ymT2l95dbD1AyhAKicUHhiaOIVsAw"}
{"text": "400米自由泳也太自由了吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNmlOyDeQHZuqvRTxeXicXHtBLMXKicCT59o4UB6JJSn5YKbibXnT1oPibsxPibrrfEOLC13dUIHRIHFA"}
{"text": "一会儿要提问抽查这个知识点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "哇，有人吗？停下啊啊啊！(砰！)", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5700668"}
{"text": "说不出口啊，这就是我姐姐。", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "5336237"}
{"text": "龟：“我和你比赛吧。” 兔子：“啊~...如果输了我会心情不好的，还是算了吧。” 龟：“那午睡好了吗？” 兔子：“是的...慢慢来。”", "question": "我不喜欢这样的兔子和乌龟。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3803396"}
{"text": "五折啊……虽然尺码有点大，还是买了吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpkrc1gx64j60zt1bqgup02"}
{"text": "菊坐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrZQFXBY68QefMRp4D4Fib8ZKxMrOP8ObXYOM5hpibUSmgUTUMzdwBdPicmkoA4Y4as1WeClC72qEeQ"}
{"text": "嘎吱嘎吱的烦死了！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7045755"}
{"text": "躺在墓碑前睡觉能否获得祖先托梦？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPAkDwZeic3saF910bW8WhytnSw3aIF5F4F9OBkzoG2JDYiaSXcSp1okIg"}
{"text": "我晕倒了，我晕倒了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6503541"}
{"text": "生动展示“B大于A”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3wb1dkpjzj20yi1ci48f"}
{"text": "对面的小姐姐说好不会打牌的……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCDtfUKsVHO1yxAhsqaeuJ0Bu4H3O7fiavUnNK6iaNURANgsd9IGicCiaWMGoy6a8yInBcEtzWUvpSJPQ"}
{"text": "我当年做模特的时候可神气了", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq1zpst0kgj60x80x6grl02"}
{"text": "换好了体育老师的衣服", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "发布后立即与岛屿一起被火烧光。", "question": "为什么预定于2026年发售的星之卡比的新作会引发争议？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7074938"}
{"text": "疯狂之旅", "question": "杰尼斯社长丑闻引发的节目名称波及", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373633"}
{"text": "天杀的，竟然弄到人家眼睛里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAqW9MQ5Uk4s9ibjE5zicaUka4ibLj9OcNqv8tXOwbasg1QADgyoL2zz4Xg"}
{"text": "除了开学第一天晚上，之后再也没和我说过话", "question": "大学里，舍友最让你佩服的一件事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鲁迅姓周，文采杰出，无与伦比，为什么不叫周杰伦？", "question": "鲁迅姓周，文笔又那么流畅。那么为什么他不叫周笔畅呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你给我从楼梯上下来！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h93mdt80tbj30ci0elgor"}
{"text": "打这儿真能出来金黄色的胡胡萝卜", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1gb21c43dskj20yi1bse81"}
{"text": "服了，担个粪都能担不稳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRHITG6Z5x7IMUVuRmTFENsdegl2V0ZiaNXWvv4MdLxAZKngyjASUC5RA"}
{"text": "热血篮球少年勇敢地抢走了广场舞大妈的音箱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TsVPt9OxXiaMnDbT60stB6PdyLxiaAbCXwQWEEtItQ3RGLBF5CoCDdpJg"}
{"text": "好心人给导盲犬指路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7ITzH4lC0S6muq65NTPzwaKvWq6VpBrgtokibcHjfGy8oAxlWrvVy2ibA"}
{"text": "老婆说想冷静地聊聊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7wg32tor4j30ci0eln0w"}
{"text": "春秋早期打仗非常讲君子风范，一般击溃敌人后不会赶尽杀绝。晋楚邲之战的时候，晋国被打败了，晋国人逃亡时有战车陷在坑里走不动了，楚国人一看乐了，教晋国人抽出车前横木，才从坑里出来，没逃两步马又盘旋不能前进，楚国人又教他们拔掉兜风的大旗扔掉多余的重物，这才顺利逃走。晋军感觉脸上挂不住，一边逃一边转过头来说：「哼(。・`ω´・)，我们可不像你们有这么丰富的逃跑经验。」知乎日报注：原回答很长，戳「查看知乎讨论」查看完整版。", "question": "你知道的最冷的中国历史冷知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我永远无法忘记自己看过的一个关于某款学习机的广告，明明卖的是学习机，但是在介绍研发过程的背景中却能看到一群“外国科学家”在晃动试管和烧杯。", "question": "你见过最侮辱观众智商的广告是哪个？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一条鱼也钓不到而把洞挖大一点后这家伙打着饱隔钻了出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1xszhck7mj30ci0eln09"}
{"text": "男人的尿味好恶心啊。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586927"}
{"text": "全机型回收，退款应该没问题。", "question": "他说他差点儿因此丧命。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6054594"}
{"text": "怎么向他开口？老东西，介绍一下，这是我新多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCGiaFe3oa1Cxc48SVrmp2XrAhs4buWOZlcftSwwYkejNicibtOx0Id6LPA"}
{"text": "爸爸你也赶紧去献血吧", "question": null, "star": 501, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjvz9c8bkqj60zu1btdmu02"}
{"text": "被吞噬者的怨灵作祟。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6237235"}
{"text": "故意摔了回来。", "question": "请告诉我灰姑娘隐藏的秋天秘密。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6715607"}
{"text": "我从未听过如此美妙的竖琴声。", "question": "她忍不住放了个屁，现在尴尬地沉默着，给她一句贴心的话吧。", "star": 210, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365498"}
{"text": "哎呀，差点儿就发脾气了。", "question": "把这个名牌商品拍得像厨房用品一样普通点可以吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7265129"}
{"text": "我靠不带这么玩人的！刚才门外走廊一直有人说话，听上去是用对讲机，说了半天我烦了开门见一服务员，客气让她别打搅房客休息，服务员也很不好意思，说前台接到我隔壁房间电话说小孩发烧让送个体温计上来，上来后发现打电话的隔壁房间根本没人住……我头皮顿时麻了说别吓我，服务员说她也吓到了所以才一直和前台确认，然后各种抱歉就走了。关房门我越想越渗得慌，干脆打电话给前台说了刚才的事，让他们查清楚隔壁到底有没有人住，这样吓唬人不好。前台回我的是没接到过要体温计的电话，也从没派服务员上来过……妈的明天换酒店！", "question": "住宾馆时让人感觉最不好的体验是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在不熟悉的工作中因为教别人撒谎而被警告了。", "question": "我知道责任在我，但是还是忍不住要发作。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6932619"}
{"text": "一边接受惩罚，一边对远光灯受害者道歉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyic0wDAqsbgWAJUljqJu4hza1Yx73X6Ms4KBFQtQ8fGlUpddREItwoZYQ"}
{"text": "因为双脚离地了，病毒就关闭了，聪明的智商就占领高地了。", "question": "轮椅为什么用手操作，用脚踩踏岂不是更方便？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一天上岗的导盲犬还是不太熟练", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8bEjaFhqzC4yRgESGia3qYaDHZxnBGGSk8HTnVdibYrVxic4LR2o3uhlmD7I2iaYyASMFHRKqanraHQ"}
{"text": "店长的生日聚会", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6842308"}
{"text": "蜘蛛在弦间结网，所以无法弹奏。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3072468"}
{"text": "两手都能同样地摇动平底锅，但不能使用炒菜颠勺。", "question": "这种两面派的行为即使能用也不开心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389206"}
{"text": "真的，我的腰得了腰椎间盘突出。", "question": "请说点像风之谷的娜乌西卡那样的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3034139"}
{"text": "医生开的止泻药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT13yFBNs2Ban24qyMuf4H3zT8z8ibxaTnGfS8mP3z35gu6a7Tyc91vyHw"}
{"text": "哼！小器鬼！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmg2oLLq7Jj3dJ13IvCobXjhCamgNsJWLnkkHYLPtAucIVps755eTwEw"}
{"text": "她会介绍我为她的孙女。", "question": "收集七个龙珠后，神龙会做什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5462956"}
{"text": "我和你妈掉陆地上了，你先救", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdQyWzBPhSefytPLqdaFfpuMlYZ6kYP29anmdrkUI8l6DoSQbJPadBMA"}
{"text": "答案就是-一别说别说！我快猜出来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0aorug43nj20m70rnq6l"}
{"text": "我叫你别和爸爸一起洗衣服了呀！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7301678"}
{"text": "「要不咱们别画直线画点别的吧。。。当我没说。。。。」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1e9ygz7j729j20b208xq43"}
{"text": "强烈的反击", "question": "如果被壁咚了，接下来会是什么？", "star": 64, "type": "T2T", "image": "1655058"}
{"text": "这道题算在我头上吧", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "老师！今天的作业还", "question": null, "star": 207, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h71emmnx4qj61401hc0ty02"}
{"text": "修单车师傅说这样可以检查有没有漏气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibOumiaa7ALeZNB5ic4KicyMd34TADYFmcjBRSDImOFtT4ibEyN5fEXbrzSA"}
{"text": "今天能睡多久呢？", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "忘记充电的手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJoickpgbEdUD3qUVmY3UcCdLxH6fo5ewiasT4g33ia5SnWuJibjC8gJdsibhA"}
{"text": "他的爆炸头怎么这么大！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eptvcd8hloj20ab0b8gn4"}
{"text": "我变秃了，也变狗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6xuIK8RQKHG442JmtJHeSdnXYJHRqghbahvKpeUL0MaYoR4BSlC4KDfRVEcNPeaPTDJN2UQAU7Q"}
{"text": "以前更好……", "question": "请把这个故事讲完。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6791241"}
{"text": "谢谢前方记者发来的报道", "question": null, "star": 402, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwljhag1vxj610c19xtfg02"}
{"text": "第六部电影，马尔福下咒让一姑娘把有黑魔法的项链交给邓布利多时，被路过的三人遇到了。麦格教授调查这件事，问他们为什么发生这些事情的时候他们三人总在场。罗恩一脸无辜回答：教授，相信我，过去的六年我也一直在问自己同样的问题。哈哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "哈利 · 波特书或电影中有什么特别搞笑的桥段吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怪我了！我没想到你说的要换人是这个意思", "question": null, "star": 485, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hcza7frnoaj60u0140gpk02"}
{"text": "怪异的飞行方式，奥特曼登场。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2412136"}
{"text": "麻雀：sparrow", "question": "木村先生现在在做什么呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7235424"}
{"text": "好的，我知道了，节目结束了。", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 467, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "告诉我密码：山、河、富", "question": "如果不行的话，请告诉我讨厌的门怎么开。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2273895"}
{"text": "开战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EibQlTjswY8gGvvtgClWnS6iaoU9hTwHHzKUlNE3oReBNnJhT8cZVOsCiaYEMfPeAmNYvBuLublCZhA"}
{"text": "明明是重要的演讲却把吹风机说明书带了过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfj4zVqibcia7BlVQHUzJwSLATUSkzib0kWXoHjRskSs6I5uLlnfHQ90nsCOicmibTWWMT5avAb19u6vYuw"}
{"text": "你刚刚熬夜补完的假期作业在一场突如其来的大火中灭了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3YTib57FK6y6ydgibrDpENLEQ9YyZibGaCRWibK7WNWt9g61p4f8yXmK5bA"}
{"text": "每月一次公司捡垃圾时捡到一元钱就得意的上司", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7099068"}
{"text": "钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdGjeLzSPBT5eeaaTb7cB9yME8df9uBR6ov1Uper7ic3BFiaGcXqicByHRQ"}
{"text": "您好！我们定的50人的位置改成2人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3ciboicUgW7m9QJYDmufC2UMKuI5Py3icynz37Ad02iafAwq7SE9Vph35tIZQ"}
{"text": "哈哈哈，你得问问你媳妇怎么告诉你吸烟有害健康。", "question": "怎么告诉媳妇胶原蛋白无法直接被人体吸收？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "耶！幸好你睡着了~就这样一直一直偷到死吧，万岁！", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "3872330"}
{"text": "我们不是那种店", "question": null, "star": 908, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghicr3f177j211d19n10x"}
{"text": "啊，那个，我知道了！就是那个，对吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385104"}
{"text": "「你想要我的小饼干吗？」「想要。」「对不起 cookie 不能跨域获取，除非你是我的人了。」", "question": "如何有格调地调戏 IT 男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师讲到黑奴贸易这章时同学们默契地移开视线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLK02kvLlBbPnQA2RFT5Nw4PvFWNb6OJIzA2Nte0xIHib7wzic9Z3sqtuZw"}
{"text": "用来节约一次性筷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVO8Xp16CE3okdOwAF0hlVFI4JYqcwgHvrzsyAjqnCricWGIFInC3Iyyw"}
{"text": "电影哆啦A梦：大雄的诞生", "question": null, "star": 12111, "type": "I2T", "image": "7022477"}
{"text": "新的国王腰带设计会议", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6592867"}
{"text": "有次在灰机上，旁边一个老外说自己腿长，没有办法坐，于是升舱。我看看自己的腿，默默了很久。回国的时候，我硬着头皮和空姐说：我怕黑，这里有点挤，能否……空姐说，好的。然后打开我的顶灯……深深地问自己：我，是长得不够帅么？？？", "question": "坐飞机什么情况下才能升舱，有什么规律？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "迎面走来的你让我如此蠢蠢欲动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTSee6T2B2gn6L7QKxmyqSeF6c6DRzricn3t1mH4hu39SicNDsyQxfuruw"}
{"text": "今天的微博，一股屎味", "question": null, "star": 83, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gouv67imw1j60wb0wi16602"}
{"text": "老字号的‘烤肉奶奶’今天也很热闹。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6840453"}
{"text": "「追上那辆蓝车对吧？」「笨蛋！那是紫色！「是黄色啦！」「绿色好吧！」「你们把面罩给我摘了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtcqmylw1nj30ci0elq7h"}
{"text": "爸爸，太快了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1150957"}
{"text": "如果你表现得好，很快就会结束的。但是，如果你吵闹的话，我也会叫胖子和猴子过来。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "340137"}
{"text": "我硕士的时候给一个叫 Valery Fabrikant 的写过邮件，问他书里面的几个细节，不愧是作者，回答的超级清楚，然后我就写了三篇文章发表了。但是这哥们已经坐牢十几年了，在加拿大 Concordia 大学杀了同事，他的文章通讯地址是监狱的地址……", "question": "你给哪些牛人发过邮件？有哪些结果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "张飞：“二哥，你脸红什么？”关羽：“天生的。”", "question": "如何以「你脸红什么」为开头写个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中了彩票以后突然出现的不认识的亲戚们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCaIKNdDpm1hqSGCX6Y6DnwuZ1fOAFDuRIhv66twfuYuRQzdicibcoAdwnjfWWUz1Uc4CIZDXR9jLqw"}
{"text": "上大学的时候，用我电脑没关 qq。我非常不道德地看了眼他 qq，和他老家一个姑娘聊有的没的，内容基本就是一个暗恋的直男没话找话那一类的。我又非常没道德地用他 qq 直接和人家表白，那姑娘没回复就下线了。没几分钟室友气急败坏地回来找我，然后我免不了被一顿毒打。没几天告我俩人在一起了。十二三年过去了，现在俩人孩子也会打酱油了。看过程我真是个人渣；看结果我真是个圣人。", "question": "室友的哪些不该看的东西被你看到了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "川口那小子的钱包里才500", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfiar5dr3aj30ci0eljub"}
{"text": "糟糕，完全想不起来这个人是谁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QpWicEm7ZwqvLzeJNrmwZjAp0V6olyWhticypu5icvOhA05s7oPtIcfV2UeoQDiaALggvQlVYibw8Giblg"}
{"text": "擀面切面煮面一瞬间怀疑要不要干脆做成披萨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S87oPiaBiab6hyibibkamDPoicyhlYgbZPqVavHrTNbW0fLusB56Z4JmhI3zMH8pFkf6ibiaN69GnYIKMtg"}
{"text": "“爸爸快看，是蚂蚁”", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gndz5d3096j60x80izgo502"}
{"text": "澳大利亚圣诞老人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWxDs0wXDlNUMf6uJogP6nWSYvYyBpC7ysO3VficL0Obn4ofv64yB6cog"}
{"text": "忘记做作业的学生飘在走廊上。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2516889"}
{"text": "这个小boss有三条命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotia2e8RiaMMvkAStT65JZ3qYGSIibrWdMDfwUicibbcleHJIVGPsC3d2bs2Q"}
{"text": "过年亲戚来串门临走非得给孩子塞钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibGfLXbibknFlibhG7IVThoqP2l95KNGq1oxQQrGvib9BG5WI99tbp2lzwg"}
{"text": "雨伞不见了只留下一张照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1euij1yw71hj209y0a3gnp"}
{"text": "女主角", "question": "鬼灭之刃里的非主要角色", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629952"}
{"text": "整吞手机导致下巴脱白", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstalXknYKdKLEawlnyHXGA2vYoFonewsLqGo3kfo1S9ISH8llC7G0BibfA"}
{"text": "染上了玩空气炮的陋习。", "question": "长期喝冰露的人最后怎么样了?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对女性艺人的集体暴力。", "question": "三太郎不能代言这个产品。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5354532"}
{"text": "交易失败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5956420"}
{"text": "爱你孤身走暗巷？……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3o623432tj60wk0lmq8b02"}
{"text": "快点拍啊！行，但是你们班级的毕业相册照片，真的没问题吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6484998"}
{"text": "主人的味道是薄荷味~", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7066053"}
{"text": "50%充电完成", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TpEPMAhnHPvx9Ml7rCRSO64G0IpRIsP8fKYEmMIiaYSicfBhicub1SECF2ceT3D4jqV37tx71Ruw5cg"}
{"text": "茂松，坐那里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4334674"}
{"text": "跳舞泡茶？", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6132177"}
{"text": "你哭个鸟啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBic1Tt7QCxSbIZaMIibmA40iaiaoZRKcHvNuib05VbmJN5UEL90rq961e37Q"}
{"text": "醒醒。", "question": "一个没学过缝纫的人，如何快速制作一件旗袍？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不知道别人，我就知道我爸。那年五六岁被蛇咬了口，跑回去抱住他的腿哇哇的哭。过了好一会他才肯把脑袋从报纸里挪开：“哭了这么久还这大声，肯定没毒了，崽～”", "question": "医学生能硬核到什么程度?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好像突然有了软肋，也突然有了铠甲。", "question": "到底什么叫爱？爱一个人到底什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的衣服是阿迪达斯的呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmyDUYib4l9ibRruBMKqtm317iagp02d5pPxTrLTwkpcKib2oUcxATpMI1dA"}
{"text": "中印战争", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibaibDevXMNW2VRFjJWbp5n1RCUoFthGz5I1WQ58dPF5xiaIRFsnLM1zKQ"}
{"text": "香蕉！有皮，不会脏，不用洗！皮又不太厚不会太压称！还很好剥！还可以吃多少剥多少，吃一半剩下放在桌子上也有皮垫着不会脏！吃起来不要太方便！而且没有汁水会淌的到处都是，好入口，不会弄脏嘴角，衣服！还很甜很好吃！还没！有！核！希望芒果，榴莲，菠萝蜜……可以向香蕉学习！", "question": "你见过最人性化的设计是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "值日生出来一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCiaZkdGAGwdbJWI23lOdzm1jkd2dVjm3gKOWIR6EsZdCUWk5XBsvEnmaP2YB3Gtibib7kpRe287AbTQ"}
{"text": "都是补习班，只有我需要家教。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4897306"}
{"text": "我想做蛋糕，但是没有糖。", "question": "用芝麻代替。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3531395"}
{"text": "我想请假，但用体温计测量只是正常体温，所以两边都要量然后相加。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1219946"}
{"text": "你把我调到哪里都没用的我和谁都聊得来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmauUT6RMJ815IKibFibsPoqSqLIibeTTvZ2DOGZHatTgCcwnKPrwGH2RBg"}
{"text": "母亲", "question": "请问能告诉我一些听起来很强的名字吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3386408"}
{"text": "等等，12点的方向好像有个帅哥的气息。收入是500...不对，是600。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6801955"}
{"text": "请参考化学名句：不说浓度谈毒性都是耍流氓", "question": "如果月亮的光是源于太阳，那么为什么月光无法杀死吸血鬼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我疼的牙好像不是右边刚拔的那颗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFFInVVkuQ5g4fjEraFaLT6AibHYGKGGrqSuFd27YhgvEEYF6YnDQbCWg"}
{"text": "嗯，大便。", "question": "不能边吃屎边做。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7319959"}
{"text": "大学四年过得一塌糊涂，但是毕业照片一定要照的又炫又酷，仿佛四年的颓废窝囊失败可以一扫而空，也仿佛未来阳光灿烂。", "question": "你看到过哪些很邪门，但绝大多数人却习以为常的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师「作业忘在家里了？没关系，你现在回去取」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn2jueg7pfj30ci0el45k"}
{"text": "左边银色小客车压线咯", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "女朋友想听你夸她素颜好看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icFiaMA1OaJxpba0rko9SwTypWlrFSm10VVrLWc7NK05ibnicJjrlhkWXIw"}
{"text": "在猫咖的兼职应聘者中，只有一个人没有通过资料筛选。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "2465928"}
{"text": "我和我家的猫都觉得很赞", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "米奇！找维尼！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4802669"}
{"text": "他们说我长的喜庆", "question": "怎么知道自己长得好不好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "世界迟到大赛冠军还未出现", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaR5ehBeAatLwJIiaqgzPPyDibg0w0PQUGxFahRLxxqfspk3exLKqOqFia2YfO8wtHtNKu2XmNVG7ia0Q"}
{"text": "净化航脏的人类", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0vnf0pcm9j30ci0el433"}
{"text": "正要开悟时一个超短裙少女走过", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu9gm6u75sj60ci0elacp02"}
{"text": "我想评分为100分以上。", "question": "除去那些想要尝试但会成为犯罪的事情，只做一次也无妨。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2937578"}
{"text": "电话卡", "question": "最近很少听到的那个词。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2058024"}
{"text": "生活在地毯里的小虫子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3720919"}
{"text": "“女方为什么你的名字？？”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h881cuuxfpj60x40oojwi02"}
{"text": "快点去上厕所。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070937"}
{"text": "不是说好砍头的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMyEwVfenxjsuUFKaxpm7QNL3SyMJfwos8G7MA2clArMUpQGIXlBLSezw"}
{"text": "我知道自己的头有多尖。", "question": "兰发现新一是柯南的真正身份的决心是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5224289"}
{"text": "哎呀，我要去拍剧场版了真羡慕你那么闲~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8tzwnnnwzj30ci0eldjq"}
{"text": "喝过孟婆汤，大家一脑子空白。只有人烧车烧房烧女人。又没人烧启蒙教材，咋破？后来好容易从某年开始，终于有人烧教材了。大家满怀期待地一打开：都是高三的……", "question": "如果存在阴间，其基础科学是否会比阳间更发达？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这10块钱我先看到的！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gziq6cwijaj30ci0eldjk"}
{"text": "杜蕾斯的新广告", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410T2m9RnSSAo8SJBC40q6OTcE0RyEnGocOibUiadE2xrZDMp6sxwngMJrNw"}
{"text": "往左让让我快掉下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeULfIXlIcmyvdPWNXBwUp0LrOQ3OGVeicHw2VaXasclClDeoP9hN0c4lg"}
{"text": "一个人住却飞快用完的卧室抽纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h97wty5tcvj30ci0el3zv"}
{"text": "在养老院去世了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGRCficY7pgclV4kXaqkOkYEicFBNia0BN3OBmdZQhZ0J3icEvb7ia8bQ6TTA"}
{"text": "我是谏山创…我刚画完巨人138话", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "吴孟达。", "question": "哪些电影里有类似多比、咕噜的可爱仆人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "报应啊！昨天就不该给那些鸟喂辣椒籽", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgehnHoY0hlhuZ1BaqEZic0JQbZExib7ZkbykPZVgjKIBRtx6SIHAOk5BA"}
{"text": "我马上就能成为魔法师了。", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "在意识到中央有个陷阱后，我们骂骂咧咧地僵持了六个小时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6202068"}
{"text": "订坏了的订书钉", "question": null, "star": 623, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsc4tia2caj611u1bwtbq02"}
{"text": "大家回答得都太阴暗，什么劈腿变心从来没爱过你之类的，凡事要往好的方面想。我猜你男朋友应该是死了。", "question": "男朋友一两个月不主动联系我，是几个意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "题主，你猜猜我的回答是什么？难道要我直接回答你才能明白？", "question": "为什么男友总是不明白我的心思？一定说所有话都说的那么直白么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我皱纹的数目可比不过你。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3392530"}
{"text": "我邻居的日常生活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TnJgmiasSqkwU3ug01WpVDZH07s364DEILcuDfHGoVdllUeZCNia80h5g"}
{"text": "忘了带手帕", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4HY0dJpf2QPuoblosg1OicVotWw2ibCDr9icuCib62rS1y3MG92FYzgMewQ"}
{"text": "被发现常去夜店上班就要结婚了。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3497307"}
{"text": "只记得小时候，家里买肉就是买了半只猪回来，切成两斤一块，扔到院子里，用雪埋上，一到烧饭的时候妈妈就喊着让我们几个孩子到雪地里徒手刨肉，当然雪地里也不单只扒出猪肉，还有鸡、鹅、冻梨、冻豆腐……一次妹妹被雪埋的一个猪头吓哭了。", "question": "买菜这件事上北方和南方到底有多大区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘘，小声点！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5582586"}
{"text": "不行啊，带回去会被妈妈骂的。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7351122"}
{"text": "吃西瓜不吐籽的田中同学看上去有点奇怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gz40d3j3f2j30ci0eln0p"}
{"text": "level up！该去下一张地图了。", "question": "为什么我总被朋友骂装逼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在水瓶里倒入今天的一半水，明天再倒入今天的另一半，以此类推，那么一年后水瓶里的水会怎样呢？", "question": "说了一个不满足的故事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6788750"}
{"text": "射手座流星雨", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3828249"}
{"text": "普锐斯过来了！", "question": "请不要让我感到不安。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5508084"}
{"text": "邻居家突然着火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPWDwKibTn3nV7bPJbdLtf6PDRbjXfrSPgdBnIrZafKQULbaXQ944EPaA"}
{"text": "你带的那只狗不能托运都在这里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEibia4ECofM86BX4L7iayh2TXvcUEDWtt8RMxtl66HgwB4ZQ2lqcvwQCTA"}
{"text": "我要去找比我还强的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2728619"}
{"text": "先生说：你别生气，老实告诉我。", "question": "期望会落空。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5635801"}
{"text": "实习第一天做核酸鼻拭子检测", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QN9kATs5dCuibuymyicZBiaw6IqbgC3tY01ZkL8RIGVyicyBeOsFTM4a4HZhNbJFAbUxbianumZzKMpSw"}
{"text": "幸福的婚姻", "question": "似是而非的东西", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7283680"}
{"text": "小时候惹女孩子哭了我：啊？真哭啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMKtcXQLMmSCOUnXnlibXrMsGeMAr3BiaMicNSWPSkSwfnzw28A830WgQGw"}
{"text": "喜欢可爱孩子的爸爸在出口处大声说话并不断拍照。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6593050"}
{"text": "小夫「救……救命啊！静香「有钱了不起是吧？你让钱救你啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1guvew0zlaoj60ci0elgp802"}
{"text": "我说开火的时候再开。。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQKu9PkhR2lm06kUFicSzuSIZr3yJdeYicN3ZngyDYhOMnWoID59e2wRfuhcx47NYcLZibc0MjPJQgg"}
{"text": "躲避球最后一个人真顽强", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hg7uo77gqvj30ci0elaay"}
{"text": "试吃，免费。", "question": "麦当劳终于推出了深夜麦乐送服务！具体内容是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6493176"}
{"text": "今天想吃鸡肉。", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "2598255"}
{"text": "蓝牙", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3596544"}
{"text": "登上大人的阶段", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6408847"}
{"text": "现在的某个探险队", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3649439"}
{"text": "双手向前伸展，你会在有水源或宝藏的地方有所反应，并且向左右两边打开。", "question": "请告诉我回旋镖的错误用法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5326460"}
{"text": "大约是两星，但给我评分的不是傻瓜。", "question": "傻人有傻福的时候。", "star": 697, "type": "T2T", "image": "2506505"}
{"text": "‘哎呀，让你请客怎么好意思呢，那我就随便点一点好了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kp0R1QibBeW6EsMrYoUhpl1r6gyBgPSwd95cQv9ttHEiade3J2gLoCPBw"}
{"text": "这两天太热了。空调太费电了，为了省点电费去商场里蹭空调，逛了一晚上，喝奶茶花了 28，吃晚饭花了 58，买衣服花了 560，逛超市花了 170，停车费 40 多。回到家发现空调没关。", "question": "你见过最无用的节俭行为是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好，大家。", "question": "那个人一眼就能看出来。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6901381"}
{"text": "电脑反应慢。", "question": null, "star": 278, "type": "I2T", "image": "7377125"}
{"text": "毕业后看着学校又整了新规划", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmhUw7I1FNnnc4pHX1YsjGNN0a1sq3ZEvgwYUcaaQVzN59JtuVMicHhibA"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦跟胖虎结盟了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9o0uo75uvj30ci0eljso"}
{"text": "放屁。单身才是用来练手的。", "question": "为什么会有人说初恋是来练手的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "行李箱被猫吃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6O0kYbiaJfic99AXxicxoVxsHqFqRgFRv4BGkDR2d6054gwAUboiaokzWztw"}
{"text": "我戳破了你的秘孔，你只剩下五秒钟的命...啊？你的命！只剩五秒钟了！！", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "开车不顾对方车辆，用手机拍摄对方车辆。", "question": "请您告诉我遇到别车时的应对方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6619361"}
{"text": "这条线是群马和埼玉县的边界。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5854574"}
{"text": "有一天闲得蛋疼，去买了一本类似于疾病自检的书。接下来的一下午，我就在痛苦中度过了。雾草这个症状我有！我是不是有乳腺癌！雾草我上星期发了一星期烧，我一定是 HIV !雾草早上吃早饭恶心呢，我是怀了谁的⊙_⊙要被打断腿了！雾草我两个眼睛视力不一样，我是不是脑膜炎！雾草我手在抖，我是不是要猝死了...当时一瞬间生无可恋，有一种得遍天下绝症的感觉...事实证明，文盲不要看医学书！", "question": "你做过最无知且愚蠢的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爱你", "question": "请问世界卫生组织的正式名称是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5081129"}
{"text": "二楼的游泳馆突然消失啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEgiaM9IKjAScRU1RSrhpmg7m6UWuxmHqb5Ip7XLAWY5uj8dgQsSCc4Og"}
{"text": "这不是肥皂水！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4269060"}
{"text": "朋友家正儿八经打游戏的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7166868"}
{"text": "我窗户的支条掉哪去了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6c4egx0yyj60or0vzjsi02"}
{"text": "我都说了我没偷他眼影", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "“勃列日涅夫在波兰”", "question": "有哪些高级笑话只有具备了一定的专业知识才能听懂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "皮卡丘“告诉妈妈‘晚饭吃咖喱比较好’”", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "5684592"}
{"text": "只要公会名字够长躲在树后就不会被发现", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "摔跤很厉害。", "question": "大 Boss 的日常。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "3471294"}
{"text": "放轻松啦～主人今天不在～金枪鱼罐头可以吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvwf57lu00j30ci0elacw"}
{"text": "接下来轮到塔拉吃。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2265274"}
{"text": "爸爸~！这个买下来~", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6303033"}
{"text": "还会有后续！", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "我把冰放在外面，它变成了水，你能帮我吗？", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315650"}
{"text": "您好请去跪台办理业务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VcJ9pJKLneE5iao1ocfyyAtS3Da2YSPP3BOrhs0U0msfVbxdeI9lDZcg"}
{"text": "砍风筝线联盟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBIj4nd2ItccHVNBZZKHoqzBtCGcoxqKRVcuRjc6VfrLE95Su46KibwIuwnTwTQibTEzXrK9mmqCUw"}
{"text": "排水口我头顶", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArLqGbaXQOk5o8RHG1KO8H6so8BA4jhbiay6aeLuNcDxUyiclEM6b28cXQ"}
{"text": "粉丝太热情，主唱的衣服都要被扯光了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR2WOoZycF2qMTeDWkcEspOczvAl6s8OVBpORtgfkG9YRcgLTZwI53Xiaw"}
{"text": "瑜伽老师很脏。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6570824"}
{"text": "验尿时碰到了好朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrF1vRR1dsM9gxZcq7P6CS8y2wSyppAQUbNeKQtwZn2FNnYFdRGrgFOA"}
{"text": "我去.这事儿归奥特曼管吧……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnt4zabycij30ci0elwmy"}
{"text": "以60KM/H的速度奔跑的女人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJY57l2x6QGjD8pDub1C7icnJYhjERaV9FKdI0uU7HJicRoMWkHHA5OAsHg"}
{"text": "这是芦田爱菜啊！", "question": "可口可乐绝对不会说的词是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6462064"}
{"text": "江户川柯南（80岁）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWxPQzJhxicdmk8ZkrFEbyRNVrrPTDJ0guFTPl8WKwpX9ziaWpJnia5styA"}
{"text": "情报有误！误食了肥头大脑的那一位", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3hxW4NbqeUgRtoBBPCKsngw33p1e5LdttNhNiaGGWxogkeMWjJ6UiceibQ"}
{"text": "猫在水龙头被吸走的五秒钟前。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6455820"}
{"text": "愿世界和平", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7025525"}
{"text": "你好。", "question": "请表现出高级的打喷嚏声。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3124012"}
{"text": "你好！我们来了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6628940"}
{"text": "四胎的男人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzzPRN03tpqz6DFaziaQ03tQicia1QQcMfGCEibOJkxbHejIIRLdH0yGtlDuRSXJl5wkjAPbXicEFROuA"}
{"text": "主人用婴儿语和我说话。", "question": null, "star": 1638, "type": "I2T", "image": "1615526"}
{"text": "爱情的温柔、悲伤和坚强的心啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2068364"}
{"text": "明天就退休的田中老师太嚣张了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtg5yf21csj30ci0elwi5"}
{"text": "主人...。你忘记买威化了吗？", "question": null, "star": 151, "type": "I2T", "image": "4020044"}
{"text": "闺蜜男朋友没有任何原因要和她分手 ，她非常生气，手里拿着奶茶，大吼道：「要不是奶茶好喝，我真想泼你 一脸！」 说完她抱着奶茶就头也不回的走了。。。。", "question": "什么是真正的吃货？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "知道你为啥纠结了，四个里面竟然没有一个帅的……", "question": "四个男生，每个都有一个突出的优点：聪明、愿意一生迁就我、有钱、发小，应如何选择？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到他那么平静地上电视真的让我很不舒服。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2066783"}
{"text": "请不要探索的留言。", "question": "章鱼烧里没有卷心菜，但是有可以的？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "1631730"}
{"text": "驾校。", "question": "花了钱还觉得没尊严的体验有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再过 400 多天就能来回答了！", "question": "大学四年单身是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "掷骰子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7305512"}
{"text": "圆谷提供更好的条件，特拉曼三秒钟就答应了。", "question": null, "star": 717, "type": "I2T", "image": "2658232"}
{"text": "今天，我们碰面了吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4800368"}
{"text": "土地公评价孙悟空：好吃没钱酒，偏打老年人。", "question": "四大名著中有哪些让你笑出腹肌的桥段？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "沐浴在微光中。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230463"}
{"text": "也许有吧，至少我老公总会夸我是平面模特", "question": "五官不立体没有好处么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然不太明百你说的如果不凭我自己的力量打倒你哆啦A梦是不会安心回未来的但我想你是不是认错人了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gr46elknvbj30ci0elahe"}
{"text": "你把这件事告诉联合国儿童基金会了吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6324480"}
{"text": "「把卷子给我看看，考多少分妈妈也不会生气的。」", "question": "中年女人骗小正太的具体流程是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为每天都汪汪叫个不停，所以换成了一叫就震动的项圈。", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "259315"}
{"text": "剩下的用身体弥补了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIpNJ51UZDZR030bJF8yo2C3Dr7y1vBB5iaAPMFOKAJQweJCJnErKBZibpQ"}
{"text": "刚还在喝咖啡的驾驶员突然穿戴整齐背起了包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQ3nLZxo7axibncM2ZibqTKRXJnJ7g0pxMGibsIicJr4VBWpHO0vDyoRH8Tw"}
{"text": "假发戴反了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerMWSnd7x9yYljJaga0eiab68WkUSg2ZGxgb1VibMKpqXiaS7hN0r4sefqA"}
{"text": "电影《午夜凶铃》逐渐转向超能力战斗路线。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5016641"}
{"text": "1、学生问老师：「这门课点名吗？」老师说：「不点。」学生又问：「那考试吗？」老师说：「不考。」「那期末成绩怎么办？」学生不解地问。「随缘吧。」老师说。2、然后等到期末了，有个学生为了贯彻摸鱼精神，就结课作业交了白卷，但是他却忐忑不安，于是他发邮件问老师：「如果我用行为贯彻了摸鱼精神，那我的期末成绩会怎么样呢？」老师回复说：「唉！如果你不发这封邮件问我，我就给你满分了。」", "question": "如何评价清华大学《摸鱼学导论》这门课程？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "表演吞剑过程出了意外", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFrZia8QmmUGazWKHVicGnP3pfgBpLu2co0yUAuOx7eJ4vibG9HOzlRIclZwPfsgeHibaNGDz4TuGJ1A"}
{"text": "肯德基总是这样获取鸡肉的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3429393"}
{"text": "格夫和扎克不同。", "question": "变形金刚初印象的重装小猎犬现在似乎是最受欢迎的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6575026"}
{"text": "服务员！少了一支筷子！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs3zzbf1vmj60ci0elq7q02"}
{"text": "哆啦酱！有什么道具可以毁灭世界吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hb4cphm9ffj30ci0el42h"}
{"text": "鬼屋的敌人进入攻击模式了，所以我躲起来了，但是脚步声太多了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6764601"}
{"text": "不倒翁摔倒了！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5315223"}
{"text": "美丽竞技场", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5201164"}
{"text": "据说在每年一次的幸福公园可以看到深爱的人的面容在天空中出现。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6592401"}
{"text": "一个人差点被鳄鱼咬了", "question": null, "star": 41, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "大家都觉得太可爱了，舍不得拒绝。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "不开车的乘客（女）：这司机竟然从后视镜里偷窥我！他已经对我放定向雾化麻醉剂了！不行我感觉越来越困了，赶紧跳车保平安。开车的司机：后面的车似乎打左转向灯了，让不让…… 不开车的乘客（副驾座上）：这司机时不时就瞟我一眼！太恐怖了！全世界都想 ** 我！开车的司机：啧……打算右转了。看看后面有车没有。", "question": "开车的人和不开车的人思维有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "*起变成这种状态了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h68mis9o9hj60x60oqq9w02"}
{"text": "新娘扔出的捧花有点奇怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrGMeUYDOlLPQ9WsUcb4dF0Q1oiatWiaMYbkvfT7aA2XocJiau8rRMsiaajw"}
{"text": "一条腿还不够吃吗？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl8i4737ahj60wx0mvjxa02"}
{"text": "你看旁边同学的吧", "question": null, "star": 219, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtqv3hqcc6j61311a811n02"}
{"text": "家里没人却打来了电话提心吊胆地接听后松了一口气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsb009d09fj30ci0elgu6"}
{"text": "120 带他走，110 带我走我上新闻，他下户口（编辑小李注：仅限瞎扯，请勿模仿）", "question": "如果你发现男友出轨，你会怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说买鞋，就只买鞋。", "question": "哪些事情是男生可以轻易做到而女生却不行的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鞋子很快就坏了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6631972"}
{"text": "一个人吃饭。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371795"}
{"text": "我打算杀鱼，突然觉得它变得好可爱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378259"}
{"text": "我的头皮放大写真", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fy1rummdn6j20lm0q641h"}
{"text": "吉田沙保里说“出了好多啊❤️”", "question": "请体验绝望的感觉。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6122453"}
{"text": "牛肉盖浇饭", "question": "仿佛存在却又不存在的菜肴名字", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5802893"}
{"text": "13到49之间的差距不大。", "question": "视力下降到50的新八感到很不方便。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7384151"}
{"text": "NHK是公共电视台。", "question": "请说一个关于电视的明显的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389374"}
{"text": "我不就脱了只鞋嘛！大惊小怪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEd79iaq2UribgsqXTZsWObnDWgQwnGcnW3Osy84ytGSTrMI6CG3W0Roibw"}
{"text": "#这是真的#UCB 的北京同学，室友是迪拜王室的。放假要回家的时候，迪拜同学说：「我捎你一程吧。」北京同学以为是捎到飞机场，就说好呀好呀。然后，迪拜同学给家里打了个电话，批了一条航线，把妹子捎回北京了。The end.", "question": "生在显赫的家族里是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "钟薛高58", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBbYP4zmCnXCvWU3CicO63Z5oWjNVEoP5E2UUrsCgLq2tTibXTTGJIwgog"}
{"text": "这个…… 我们搞精神科的得了自己科的病还真是一点办法都没有……精神科医生得了 XX 病的话：精神分裂（偏执型）：你才有病，你全家都有病，我自己就是精神科医生我有没有病我不知道？真的是他们在监视我，他们在我脑子里面装了监控，哎哎别走啊！双相情感障碍 I 型（躁狂发作）：我可是全国一流的精神科大专家，将来总书记如果有焦虑障碍可就得是我来管了，到时候分分钟我提拔为省部级干部，来来来今天和你聊天真高兴，给你 2000，随便花重性抑郁障碍：。。。。我一个精神科医生。。连自己都治不了。。活着还有什么用。。惊恐发作：啊啊啊啊啊怎么这里这么空旷啊！！我不要呆在这里啊啊啊啊！！！！草草草我的阿普唑仑呢！！！！啊啊啊啊啊啊要死了要死了！！！啊啊啊啊啊！！！！大概就是这样吧……", "question": "医生得的是自己平时给别人看的病，是怎样一种感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "就吃一粒狗粮？说什么在减肥也不能这样吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7219827"}
{"text": "在空中自由？在地上就不自由了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873527"}
{"text": "接到了“让对方的狙击手消失”的命令后前去劝他离开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8DibLrz4HF0WN3qKibPFNEeXutAvHDwI5yIGeQfWDiaOW8t99TAE9zJFxRCw"}
{"text": "只有我一个人没戴发带", "question": null, "star": 403, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh33dqkmuzj20ty11dgtp"}
{"text": "我女朋友刚才在我身后看了这条，她现在把我健身卡剪了。", "question": "我是男人，有女朋友，但为什么健身久了就越来越欣赏男人了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NHK采取了人海战术。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2581842"}
{"text": "真事。销售：「先生您好，请问您对位于 XX 地区的商铺有没有兴趣。」我：「那个房地产项目我做过法律尽调，开发商还没拿到那片地的土地证，上面全是违章建筑，你说我有没有兴趣？」", "question": "如何用一句话堵死电话销售？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我一个盲人怎么还做间谍呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7251133"}
{"text": "交配", "question": "你平时是怎么被称呼的呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6994307"}
{"text": "原因可能挺多的吧，但是我觉得最主要的原因是马季去世了。", "question": "马季为什么不说相声了?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《蜘蛛侠：就地过年》。", "question": "《蜘蛛侠 3》英文片名 Spider-Man: No Way Home 有哪些信达雅的中文译名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想要吗？这可是一张能让你在比赛中堂堂正正休息的魔法卡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAN2L7cYQPBYp1UC289VmNTcphRyzoFPUwbu4eyEonIMa9vEBmMgRzibw"}
{"text": "白色的床单上混杂着红色的血液。", "question": "粉色的展开就是普通的展开吗？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6777066"}
{"text": "JK都走光了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDV3erYFRqFekg0PdtGSj8HIb90nbV2edDbIov7BVMdFvB6uYzNPdoErg"}
{"text": "早安，我吃早饭了。", "question": "我觉得。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7061733"}
{"text": "特么谁扔的？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtps34zgchj60x40x8gsy02"}
{"text": "网恋奔现卸妆后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaVibfAEBp7AichCn9qaDab3NYibBjthtzDZibialBSBwibrg5pIGbH74wvAIg"}
{"text": "“我跟我妈长得哪不像了？？？” “好了好了”", "question": null, "star": 56, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "患了阿兹海默症的张青向孙二娘问道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXTk8fnnzSQu9pQAxgjSPotsBDpwJUMt4DNgTfVQ8glFyicxJ8jUnCgLpA"}
{"text": "快拔掉塞子", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvxild50uuj20yi1864qp"}
{"text": "性感红黑丝袜买家秀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqa3m1qzlej20a008j0uh"}
{"text": "熊“呜……”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3313817"}
{"text": "西瓜切片", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3773129"}
{"text": "你看过烟花爆炸的那一瞬间嘛 评论区@章鱼娘 ：我女朋友是核爆炸。。我分分钟在她的撒娇之中灰飞烟灭灵魂升天", "question": "男生看到女朋友对自己撒娇是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下班晚归时无言提醒老婆的状态", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4v0j8g1ydj30ci0elaee"}
{"text": "在失物招领处挂失墨镜的3人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8apdzsef6j30ci0eljvz"}
{"text": "鹦鹉说话不用教，天天在屋里玩《英雄联盟》或者《刀塔 2》就行了。", "question": "想养只鹦鹉，教它说一些什么话好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当年“三体吧”本来是 “北京第三体育运动技术学校“的贴吧。后来，没有后来了，体校生面对涌进来的大军无能为力，因为他们完全搞不懂这些人为什么要在一个体校的贴吧里面谈物理，谈世界，谈人生。连插嘴的地方都没找到，含泪离开。", "question": "如何看待百度贴吧将「叫兽吧」拆除并合并入「都敏俊吧」这件事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胖虎托梦说被静香埋在这", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWlj8m4c2XudwXQia8GGsm29fMHmsCmpIO8h6DzsR9t090XjdZX4ics8Bw"}
{"text": "无人岛漂流第一天。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7024395"}
{"text": "这个梗有点无聊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3887448"}
{"text": "每户人家将收到两张来自国家的口罩。", "question": "请说一句十年前的人绝对不会相信的话。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5343761"}
{"text": "你背上的伤还好吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmxWnY5UhKDicpgkMSVXaib0Og5Daia8rvwhjGgzn2gnxFFuIV0l5FDEliag"}
{"text": "喂？错了，美国不是在那边", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Hfz6o5K3JN4Z3soA1UtgJYVfvpa4t2Mvs8ZKTvFpoxibKSueK206yGMeeDtnBqqyiam3ZHaiblrakhg"}
{"text": "往前走。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3026536"}
{"text": "普京说对不起。金正恩说对不起。习近平说对不起。特朗普说对不起...", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6871256"}
{"text": "三岁看到老", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "昨天认得一个哥们，月入十万就做对了一件事——在银行买了两千万的理财。", "question": "你是如何做到月入 10 万的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "将西瓜、橙子、芒果等水果扔向空中，偶尔扔一两根香蕉。", "question": "晚上一个人，遇到持刀抢劫，应该如何应对以确保自身安全？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我才调到三档而已哦，除了静香妹妹之外就都已经都撑不住了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAiczpjibWvxkbn0uib0icr4CU3zfHxf2AtHGopNtNgvQYLR6YbRqshYH6kPg"}
{"text": "「周末我和小明去爬珠穆朗玛峰，据说是世界最高的山峰，我们爬了一上午才爬到半山腰。中午我们只好在麦当劳吃了午饭。晚上，我们终于爬到了山顶，看见山顶的樱花盛开，我觉得我们又度过了一个有意义的周末。」", "question": "你见过的最没有生活常识的人是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "奥黛丽因故未能参加春日的节目，临时顶替她的是蝴蝶领结，但因为领结被同台嘉宾发现了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2020450"}
{"text": "开会中突然想去厕所的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8nds6wcpbj20ec0dz420"}
{"text": "阿姨，有没有没结账的东西？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5901664"}
{"text": "待烤的肉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicbO0Oia34ABQRw7z5ACdv69KInS57Ajkqze21hiaamyF7tJ4wkKUicGs6g"}
{"text": "毛戈平老师教了人们化妆，为啥子街上还有那么多卡粉的脸。厨师长王刚教了人们炒菜，为啥子还有那么多凹锅肉起不了卷。", "question": "原子弹原理早已公开，为什么还有那么多国家造不出原子弹？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鼻子堵了，鼻涕泡只能从这里出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoLpvXgEhvlNr4htxSZv5xVxUPxFzYILBibOl3PB9nqlYfjiathoiaujVoA"}
{"text": "乔的爸爸。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "德里某小景点，门票人民币五毛钱还是五块钱的样子。带着相机的阿三小哥给人拍照，拿着上面有各国游客笔迹的小本子在揽客。顺手接过本子然后翻到了一条中文字，上面写着：哥们儿，千万别上当。然后还了本子，呵呵一下默默走开了。 via 同事亲身经历", "question": "在印度旅行是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "92 的，原来真的以为只要上了大学就会有男朋友的，就像发的书一样，发也得发我一个，毕竟我交了学费的啊。", "question": "25 岁没有谈过恋爱的人心理状态和生活状态是怎样的?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么狗屁理发师，再来这我就是脑瘫！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaTBqO1wYwA7xnlRHZ5B53BWmZNvACa0L55AJDCkvYn5279ptVFV9NZQ"}
{"text": "请站长待在车站内", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf15bwcqu3j30ci0eln2t"}
{"text": "都跟你说现在不是穿皮草的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5lccpk7h2j60uf0x1ahe02"}
{"text": "我姓潘，和多年前电视剧《熊猫人》里主角的名字一样，我叫潘达。来新西兰之后，认识的毛利小伙伴都直接喊我 Panda.因为名字的原因我迅速获得了许多国际友谊。据说隔壁宿舍的男生听说学校新来了「panda」就在 X 餐厅门口还超兴奋地想去围观以为学校新买了一只熊猫模型在餐厅做展览……结果发现是个人，非常失望。其实在国内读书时我有 James 这种正正经经的英文名（外教的阶段考试和作业要求用英文名），但是出国之后……- Wow your name’s so cool !!! Is that your real name?- Yeah that’s my real CHINESE name..thx.. actually my English name is James. U can call me James. (gentle smile)- Ah OK！I love your name, panda!- Thx.. It’s James...- I see！But the name of Panda is so lovely and so cool! Isn’t it?- Yeah..- OK I’m gonna have a class. See ya, Panda!- See ya.. It’s James BTW..Always... 诸如此类的对话经常发生..sum 不建议取英文名叫 Panda （最好中文名也不要叫潘达（gentle smile x2", "question": "有哪些不建议取的英文名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "法律违反不可饶恕，要彻底清除社会害虫。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4095190"}
{"text": "这位学生骑着集结了 Bridgestone 自行车技术的 Astromeca 搭载的自行车来上学，我给了他一块巧克力。", "question": "在学校时有些奇怪的规定。", "star": 27, "type": "T2T", "image": "5728578"}
{"text": "射击技术太差了敌军都过来指导", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAX1RaWGy9MTm4EtV9ZaofnEoZvUHh9FUkt6twSQKwlspfj68hUKW7SLg"}
{"text": "Wo~~~~天都黑了你都没来过没来坐", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "这这钢琴琴琴漏电电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nvDmceChHnZn6DcenMsdqMcMnjbKicuynCT8hwLtheA2YkLX843C4DWw"}
{"text": "现实", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7280609"}
{"text": "踩着我脚了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8839884jzj211n11ndlm"}
{"text": "拉拉链太快又不注意呢就是这个后果啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iawDL3LRYK5TW5oO0LFmOZ4TvgUhvSbkNgYCL42Lia3PxVurbfgtfN8SQ"}
{"text": "流动摊贩的遮阳伞移动贩卖", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6539305"}
{"text": "其实不用怕。鬼一般不会轻易去弄死一个人的。你想，他忽然出来 吓死了你，于是你也变成了鬼。你们站在一起，看着倒在地上的尸体，面面相觑。「那个，刚刚是你吓死的我么？」「嗯，好像是的。」想想就尴尬……", "question": "如何克服怕鬼？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中国的冬天很冷。", "question": "给国家名字改个有趣的名字。", "star": 64, "type": "T2T", "image": "3625612"}
{"text": "一会儿就要发生案件，正好趁乱溜走", "question": null, "star": 1106, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktm8klvhpj60zr1bo47502"}
{"text": "应该是被转送到这里来了吧！？（认真的表情）", "question": "请告诉我犯错时的借口。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7314412"}
{"text": "两口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJlumIjLGBNXdicoAjy0YfibXH3vDyncKyC2R3fjMaRyLrJ24w45KMMY7w"}
{"text": "小时候对我妈说：「妈妈，今天我又把一个小朋友放在冰箱里。」打开冰箱，空无一人。我妈迷信，请来算命婆指点，并按照要求，让我头朝暖气睡觉，枕下垫钱。坚持了一个多月。直到有一天我妈发现我说的是——旺仔牛奶……逢年过节，只要看见旺仔的中二广告，我就暗自回忆当年的非凡表现。屁股被轮椅卡的发酸。不说了，轮椅改成担架，来年卖出去。", "question": "因为什么你才会被打？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫居然在开车！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8m9thmo5lj30ci0elq7c"}
{"text": "生前葬：活着的时候就进行埋葬。", "question": "马拉松前做了什么准备？", "star": 119, "type": "T2T", "image": "4287403"}
{"text": "反而电锯无法承受。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6897579"}
{"text": "不对，这个不是老爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gwbh0efan8j30ci0eltbt"}
{"text": "模范行为", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5274779"}
{"text": "年薪四千万的话，应该能感觉到物价上涨和增税的痛苦吧。", "question": "你觉得怎么样？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "7254696"}
{"text": "第一次开庭。一个劳动争议的案子，是给农民工做法律援助。开庭前有前辈跟我说，庭上讲话的时候要跟法官有眼神接触，让他相信你。好嘛……开庭的时候一直瞪着大眼，炯炯有神，作义愤填膺状。之后想想，这是演话剧的节奏啊！几个月之后，在私人场合又遇到那次的主审法官，发现他跟老爸竟然是好朋友。那法官大叔对我印象很深刻：你当时为啥那么凶的看着我，我好几次都想叫法警了。天知道我当时多紧张！", "question": "你最紧张的一次是什么事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在电车上想让座却被人拒绝了。", "question": "我讨厌这种敬老日。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3062396"}
{"text": "贷款请到旁边的窗口办理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S0rTV5BY2v2eudwPDIKAmN9icBwYo4fLj5byEKalZWQBVicZxT0qX7LHHYJtib9OVtGb3yEATt2fJrQ"}
{"text": "出川哲朗是搞笑界的重量级人物。", "question": "对二十年前的人说，他们也不会理解。", "star": 117, "type": "T2T", "image": "5398885"}
{"text": "在火车站买的叫花鸡，荷叶包着一块泥，说鸡在泥里烤熟了，回家砸开一看泥里没有鸡.....", "question": "有没有「匪夷所思」的食品造假？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给我装仓鼠", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "在海里溺水时有人来救你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7HelX7DShCUT8jh1BO70FyEBSyHXib7ricc0XvicjumxWtWfOm7O9YKdelw"}
{"text": "绫濑遥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g19anaz1arj20mo0n7gn8"}
{"text": "看情况 ，前男友劈腿被我打哭了，确实丢人。", "question": "作为一个男人，哭真的很丢脸吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "由于不知道怎么停下来只好等燃料烧完先", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqnlwxnohsj30ci0el7bn"}
{"text": "期待看到像《周刊少年JUMP》、《草莓百分百》、《电影少女》和《i's》这样的展开。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6954383"}
{"text": "牛排", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic8jMibvrr9xliaNEyynKt4SfrAJ5iaNicDTtuNaYiaeT4oBtpaxqMGohTicj7sEAuN7HRqiajkJztgicdLg"}
{"text": "巨人和我性格相反。", "question": "这种大雄我不喜欢。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6842918"}
{"text": "这皮肤就像亲戚或黄蜂一样吧，经常被人这样说。", "question": "在战斗中陷入危机时，可以召唤出两只金丝燕帮助队友的山田同学的烦恼是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7194415"}
{"text": "待人友善是修养，独来独往是性格。", "question": "为什么有些人明明看起来友善，却总是独来独往？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "呼吁增设女性专用车厢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3567920"}
{"text": "出前一品 味噌汤", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": " 会，一次我给它吃了周黑鸭，结果他一动不动的背对着我，我拉过来一看，它流泪了。 ", "question": "猫会流泪吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在红灯的车道上行驶，那种阴郁的心情笼罩着我。", "question": "照亮现代的时光", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "5955847"}
{"text": "“欢迎光临”，“请那边坐”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnruhjykcwj20fv0fagna"}
{"text": "永远都有《启程之日》在流淌。", "question": "我不想去第二次的游戏中心。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4781631"}
{"text": "小夫 我要爆浆了", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "别吭声  把脸憋红（记得回头请她朋友吃饭）", "question": "我喜欢的女孩的朋友侧面问对我对她是否有意思，但是她又在场，我应该咋回答呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "模仿另一只马讲话时本马出现在了身后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv0uj8buzdj60ci0el0x102"}
{"text": "定时 -> 定时（dìng shí）", "question": "裁判长说：“已经没事了，发生了什么？”", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5598657"}
{"text": "那我回去就在我家集合吧好的，我会带上飞盘的", "question": null, "star": 25, "type": "I2T", "image": "1723953"}
{"text": "“没吃饭吗？哭这么小声。”", "question": "女生哭了该怎么哄？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "她这是要给你生猴子啊", "question": "女朋友生气心烦的时候爱爬树怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大丈夫，我不饿，所以不会袭击你，我不是普京。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6437320"}
{"text": "客人在看一seg的海螺小姐猜拳节目并做出反应。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "2124042"}
{"text": "好不容易抢到球后其他人玩起了另一个球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpw9hkdiwej30ci0elqbf"}
{"text": "一个很尴尬的实例，谁有我尴尬？一男的问我：你有狐臭吗？我忍住一百八十句脏话温柔地回答：没有啊。然后他说：那你是怎么迷倒我的？", "question": "撩妹失败是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好意思请问卫生间在哪个方向呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibMj8jx2ib5nN1m4lSFWV4NbSjHTzHnDaJ7oCy6qrAGttrP8SoA1zibyiaQ"}
{"text": "喝酒也不失礼节。", "question": "哥哥是拉面店常见的客人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7027167"}
{"text": "蒙大明是那种不太辣的类型吧！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1257609"}
{"text": "哈哈哈，来晚的人没位置上厕所啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0NIict1SYDshH6VGumRyVibwXj2expicAAicwlz9pstAAr2o8YzuYkQIvpA"}
{"text": "胖虎：大熊，小夫的首级我替你取来了，大仇已报你可以安息的去了日动神吐酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TIsibIJbzXKI7XpxhVaCteskPOAZXyeIA7d9OwSUT5diauviaYPBUWymfB706P35j42Hvqp0dxicYmHg"}
{"text": "谢邀。邀请他回答这道题，这样他就能体会到我被邀请时的感受了。", "question": "好朋友非常膨胀（自我膨胀），我该怎么帮他意识到这点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要去东京。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4597870"}
{"text": "甘道夫大战萨鲁曼", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "夏天女孩子夹菜的时候，贴心的帮她捂住胸口。", "question": "生活中有哪些优雅的小动作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上午发愿修炼，中午就给炖了……", "question": "在古代神话中，为什么柳树槐树这种植物可以成精，甚至还有没生命的琵琶，而萝卜白菜水果蔬菜就不能成精呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靠，早知道就订冷冻的了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2Ix8WVcOxOpHtia8zuq8HAGtPF8kicGknexich4F5jpibVtVgm7Eibaib2TFupOEG0Va4ut6IzPNJk6Eg"}
{"text": "被派送途中逃跑的福建人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sw3WCd8mP5ibTLNzzlVP3u3Dc4EWmJ7UMwuvgSYJ7X9x2keCqX60Sdl5NyiaFOZXxcwyhZnVicaFZ7w"}
{"text": "裙子怎么这么长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBGJPSAkAgNiaJCp9YDicTicK8jVCxsDdfryCEmMGRc7iae4ovzh4leNSdWA"}
{"text": "从左边开始是三档、二档、一档和空挡。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7303557"}
{"text": "我的肩膀很痛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6997049"}
{"text": "美国朋友要回国了，把养了很久的猫送给我养，把猫给我的时候非常诚恳的说了一句：tony，请你一定不要吃了它！(┯_┯)", "question": "和外国人交往的过程中，你经历过哪些令人哭笑不得的误会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个鸡肉真好吃啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4586774"}
{"text": "疼死你这个笨蛋！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5877938"}
{"text": "目的不同。我睡 10 个小时是为了睡第 11 个小时。", "question": "为什么谷爱凌每天可以睡 10 小时而你不行？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才说大话的同学打完疫苗出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejkattmguej20960cndgp"}
{"text": "八木会定期检查自己是否还记得所有的笑话。", "question": "草原的夜晚真冷啊……！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6742632"}
{"text": "按钮的耐用测试员，别名是女金刚。", "question": null, "star": 100, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713638"}
{"text": "罗志祥开party", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGnHc1rRRLljADibclfhicdLN1ajgoyXFr4x1ibQ00hGfwkZhTjvIVK9Zag"}
{"text": "这是咱俩的鼻子", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "都以为对方会带纸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLznqbK0RGPicKavwmnL3R3alqlf07YUd7qKODZ3eXqDtUBC5RAERkF1A"}
{"text": "早上起床后发现会议资料已经完成了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hctox8k3ofj30ci0elgpm"}
{"text": "你家有针吗", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "无线网络", "question": "如果只能在无人岛上带一样东西，你会带什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "3402405"}
{"text": "注意安全！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5570939"}
{"text": "蜕皮", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093593"}
{"text": "不听医生的话。", "question": "我觉得病从口入。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5917939"}
{"text": "比赛时突然很想知道衣服的尺码", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2ahdq7kdzj20lc0m6whd"}
{"text": "那已经是分离障碍了。", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "四季", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g7teps7yy3j20u014078g"}
{"text": "一个职业是在香菇上面划十字的人的说法：其实不是仪式感，是因为香菇煮熟了是黑色一块的，平面设计的大佬会觉得这一大块黑色的很不好看，视频大佬也会觉得打光很痛苦，因为它表面光滑会反光，反光之后依然黑丑又难看。总之，不划十字的话，拼食材原身的颜值，它是不能进入设计的眼里的。至于为什么是十字而不是其他花，因为十字太好划了，其他花式的话，普通摄影助理或者策划做不到。", "question": "请问在香菇上面改十字刀是仪式感吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我对寿司感到失望。", "question": "在食物上加两个字，变成七个字，会变得不好吃，请试试看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7017674"}
{"text": "现在切换到自动驾驶模式！明白！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7147950"}
{"text": "震惊！挖掘机竟能挖掘出人的运动天赋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqBCmv6Ngh9Uw8BBJKKT5BMl0NhksBJ4X74nrSF4XZ69UDKVr0UyqzY9zlXibBSxkFavOwz7BjpBA"}
{"text": "主听到了祈祷。袍派遣天使，在旅人被沙漠烤熟之前赶到他的身边，仔细地撒上了孜然", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibT0r2FN2dKhyfke2NUibd3MJaFcLXUbLmgsH2AzmtOib0rPfszgS6twUndrz0VgaVHkiaJxgJkHCmw"}
{"text": "我自己依据进化心理学推导的——「外星女性生理及着装规律」，具体如下：电影里可能和地球男人产生感情的女外星人，她们和地球成年女人胸部有着相同的第二性征，且都不是平胸……电影里外星女人的罩杯和与地球女性相貌相似度成反比，比如《第五元素》里女主角丽娜胸就比女歌唱家平……电影里外星女人的衣着暴露程度和与地球女性相貌相似度成反比，比如《魔兽》里的迦罗娜、《星际迷航》里的婕拉、《阿凡达》里的奈蒂莉，她们的衣着暴露程度都远高于《星球大战》里的艾米达拉女王……", "question": "你所知道最冷的冷知识是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没问题！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5856316"}
{"text": "。。。65岁才能退休的社畜", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hatnbgb651j61401z415p02"}
{"text": "广州，可以让你永远在洗澡。", "question": "你最喜欢哪个城市的春天？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没什么了不起的，别得意忘形。", "question": "请问去茨城县旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388185"}
{"text": "哇，做人真好啊~", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387151"}
{"text": "可爱", "question": "他肯定是个吸烟者。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "7029231"}
{"text": "有一次，去厕所洗手，水太猛，溅到裤子上几滴，位置比较尴尬，恰好在拉链附近，看起来很像尿的。我怕别人误会，就急中生智，舀了一把水，撒到裤子上，想把水滴弄的更均匀，暗示这是水龙头溅的。结果撒多了，水滴不见了，变成了一整块水渍，还以拉链为中心蔓延。现在倒不像是没拿稳，而是没来及拿，全尿裤子里了。我犹豫了几次，没敢出门，在厕所里跳着用干手机吹。", "question": "你生活中见到的脑残行为有哪些?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中岛因为被矶野家邀请去打棒球而过来捣乱，所以我把他吸收了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6300231"}
{"text": "不会远足的孩子啊——就是你啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1627903"}
{"text": "当你和理发师说稍微修一下的时候", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MfIBLW78lD8s3coLqVXSiaDKY1bOYAzSr90QWdwDlVxfibL8TF3AGGS0g"}
{"text": "有人拼拍猫片吗？景绝了，我先拍你后拍", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "有bear来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOf0yk6DKducKewiakdKetN3bgctHwicFaov6fylqprArQmjeHUdNicaI5R5VVrUymeBVfuAdLowH9g"}
{"text": "鸡儿？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h106jfhbysj60wt0ig43e02"}
{"text": "300 条纯棉内裤。因为我在第一次他送我礼物的时候说了一句“下次别瞎客气送这些用不上的，直接问我需要啥，又能表达心意还不浪费。”他就在我生日的时候问我要啥，我说没啥想要的让他先欠着，结果大哥想起我有一次洗内裤的时候说过一句“真懒得洗，要是能穿一天就扔，那就太豪了。”然后他就给我买了 300 条纯棉内裤，还买了两口火锅和他妈一起给我煮，让我穿一天就扔，他说明年要是还不知道要啥就还送这个…我真的过上了穿一天就扔的日子，太省事了，我俩都分手五六年了，每每想到这件事还是觉得他可爱…", "question": "你收到过哪些来自直男的礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这一跳竟然毫无水花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHja4sQzuxIia0wH0MNw4GctgnzhZX3Vibrq4EHjicgPiaOg6af9xpODA1pg"}
{"text": "和封面一致。", "question": "有哪些方法评判一部 AV 的好坏？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上了博士的当烫伤后就回家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8v3ojszghj30ci0eljsq"}
{"text": "报告老师！田中和铃木说希望在下个服务区停一下车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq1w94gw7ij20b109hac8"}
{"text": "终点在那边？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dwWHKBXxMqN1HkFYx3DKHfhIENic9765hM2XHs2k7gaVLJU6XgBrg87A"}
{"text": "金刚力士像", "question": "请问能告诉我一些听起来很强的名字吗？", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "3386408"}
{"text": "这里不是大雄宝殿吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVaGFQia5p7UjT9wFa65hZfP9Dia8KJs33yjrHbPR9hvNqLhvpZxlKux4g"}
{"text": "德克萨斯", "question": "如果美国只剩下一个盟友，会是哪个国家？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "所以小夫你学会舌吻了么", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RpMuD76lGDKaMnwXk6mFb3Z816Ee2yjg3rTvqzxxSehqtQ6W7jAQVmicVibSqHeEuYiaDxPuhUBHrxA"}
{"text": "喂，冈村，你知道火烈鸟是红色的吗？为什么呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4295844"}
{"text": "吐到电风扇里算不算？然后电风扇又还给我了……", "question": "喝完酒干过什么过分的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀...好像要上瘾了♡", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574477"}
{"text": "用三元的塑料袋费可以拯救生命！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2427085"}
{"text": "从大阪搬到关东来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6891718"}
{"text": "你说我的新家不应该挖在高尔夫球场是什么意思？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESGAZVSfQRxggXjKUjIlI1CYamHfMkNyOUCiaACMcLbA9S6u2xRKqjE2A"}
{"text": "昨天妈妈不在家，有没有好好休息呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLPjElGyMNONsslLekQibicRFA2ibDrykAGiaEnTY2AvFR7kdLGl8vmT5amg"}
{"text": "被咬了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2327478"}
{"text": "零食总是别人的闻着最香。尤其是他只给你吃一片的时候。", "question": "你发现了哪些基于个人经验的神秘规律？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "年轻人的离车问题严重，考虑实施车辆行驶税。", "question": "请用尽全力写出让人深信不疑的文章。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867317"}
{"text": "矶野先生，在开始检查之前，能不能先帮我换一下坏了的荧光灯？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6033433"}
{"text": "喂！散步时间到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvobziwjzjj60ci0el0wq02"}
{"text": "我也不知道是谁往他身上扔的粉笔擦", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "当年走失的女儿原来是静香啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pEgDxiaUEVLoLxiccdOKYKHZXpxm3XWMUYiaRU4etdNWsiaoibyNcEibbFrqw"}
{"text": "想不起来父亲的名字是哪个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB77ydQcya3Uqa3P5Bp4ViaicOMbiaklWDHRice8vbBp01BrnK2Sth7WCRTNvlrb9dVGEyHtHibz2ut9WA"}
{"text": "筷子的拿法很独特。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1360851"}
{"text": "忘记买iPad支架了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0z4rws1wpj60x90r4afv02"}
{"text": "看看瓶里还有没有酒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGgtTnApYHapJ2NRuE2TSTvUt1oibXliawNnKibdPE05dxo4b36ibpIzSFsA"}
{"text": "世界各地飞往美国的航班", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SaLnzVOjRNP3z1cC7DjZIVQKuneE5wgUyBDhuPFrYhdicY6KQgrdVzoR0TF8MYiaB8kibJMPvnmH3qg"}
{"text": "日本人出了浦东机场打车，跟司机说 Garden Hotel，司机把他送到了嘉定沪太路。", "question": "有哪些必须会两种语言才能听懂的笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "虽然我说了别压，但那并不是说不能压。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5573782"}
{"text": "快脱掉衣服不然洗不掉了", "question": null, "star": 242, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyo6p67qdj612r183wmx02"}
{"text": "理发师给你理了个糟糕透顶的发型后对着镜子夸你很帅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMtdETJVXgKag7LHwP2moTPaicRjR36EzLVVHeAnH9QYVH153WDbicUYaw"}
{"text": "看不见我！看不见我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "发工资第二天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSRRllZ2d9UAibUFyZAOuJrM0O66eCmzZxiaDGNEsVglfXucKOic4ibkN5rSmm8jQHiaKTHPyTcuXfibJQ"}
{"text": "粉色的变身在半路上停止了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6544955"}
{"text": "滨酱很受欢迎。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5536395"}
{"text": "老爷爷在山上感受到了无尽的喜悦，奶奶则在河里感受到了内心的激动。", "question": "在昔日的故事中，请让松崎しげる登场，给人一种奇怪的感觉。", "star": 5018, "type": "T2T", "image": "5690048"}
{"text": "回家吧花瓶就说我打碎的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvzvjg4dggj30ci0elwi0"}
{"text": "「哎呀，被发现了！无处可逃了！妈妈救我！！！！」从那天起再也没人见过小夫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7m1hsku2oj30ci0el0ts"}
{"text": "照片上的女性肌肤：右边化妆了，左边没化妆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1188490"}
{"text": "静静注视女儿为歌唱比赛努力练习的父亲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h21941bdmzj30ci0el0wn"}
{"text": "当我和女朋友视频时，我的室友：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9WBicEBHHSkriaYZm4j3fuibu6ibnRxdwKxIYyuxzcka0HjUJTjdcUqLghw"}
{"text": "爸爸...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4154610"}
{"text": "频繁使用星0会被警告。", "question": "新节目笑点：深夜两点半警察常做的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6883565"}
{"text": "前女友劝我戒烟，不经意幽幽来了一句：「抽烟会得病的哦，你说本来男的有没有女的长寿。你再抽烟以后得病，万一你走的早留下我一个人咋办？」那时心顿时抽了一下。后来分手又抽上了。我曾用这个意思劝过我一个妹夫，那个二逼说：「我死了家产全是你妹的，她有钱都可以找个更好的。」嗯，没毛病！", "question": "另一半说过最让你心疼的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，我发烧了，体温是36.9度。", "question": "无法接受的早退理由。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6983790"}
{"text": "保龄球", "question": "每次考试都能得100分的铃木太郎，他最不擅长的是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6843312"}
{"text": "没有经过结账的商品存在。", "question": null, "star": 212, "type": "I2T", "image": "4008229"}
{"text": "嗯，年轻的时候执勤，闹肚子，没带纸，用对讲机喊同事给我送纸，结果全局都知道了。", "question": "执行任务时你遇到哪些奇葩的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快BAN猛犸！！！", "question": null, "star": 99, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvkq833zejj60xa0xe7fs02"}
{"text": "那奇迹的桃花要流过来，还是很久以后的事。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "4057024"}
{"text": "妈，厕所没纸了！妈，你还在家吗？妈！妈！", "question": "有没有20字内很难过的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "假设厕所很小吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5984316"}
{"text": "哎，没卖出去。", "question": "你把那件乙烯卖了？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7186822"}
{"text": "企业的大秘密被爷爷用孙子的生日加密了，奶奶正在逐步解密。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "2061623"}
{"text": "两只都丢了你就不会发现丢了。", "question": "大家说说看，为什么袜子总会丢一只？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "家在哪里？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6135437"}
{"text": "我得到了雅木茶！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g8wqffnsy3j20xl0xlgqm"}
{"text": "看到发型出来后惊讶得目瞪口呆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4708127"}
{"text": "几十秒以后 不是黄了 就是绿了。。。", "question": "如何看待长沙红绿灯在七夕变成「心形」？你还见过哪些有爱的七夕祝福方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "（撞了一下头而已，应该不会变成傻子吧……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1ryqwiyn0j30ci0eln11"}
{"text": "接亲时给新郎设置的障碍太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3eRu7b8uV43mRuUHu1yEoSibn6hpVWtRDib99kCYibOELYictJpKD8pLoVw"}
{"text": "我是女生，不是送男朋友是普通朋友。15 岁生日送他一支睫毛膏，现在他出柜了。", "question": "女朋友送过你们哪些很囧的礼物？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不断有无名的K-pop组合出道。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "停水半个月了，决定以泪洗面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUO056HNnrhemzTkOkvEsO9DnPQicfrniaBnWt44vHtcdqUewI2I4WLNicQ"}
{"text": "出狱以后警察叔叔让我改头换面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8icibHp0u5UARex7nGeAWoSicOeYgKjOLLPLhHNYzIibHG0UTao4V0Q0q2MQ"}
{"text": "看智商，现在吃胶原蛋白的也不少。", "question": "古人真的热衷吃仙丹吗？观察不到仙丹有毒吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到底要演到什么时候他才给小鱼干", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsl19vnkvyj60wq0od43102"}
{"text": "那，趁着运动的时候去打倒魔王怎么样？哦，是吗。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2395656"}
{"text": "飞机上有个女演员晕倒了，有人会急救吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6193808"}
{"text": "看到木工拿着砂纸一边打电话一边走过来：“可是我都那么辛苦做出来了，而且这明明是你打印机的问题吧。。。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "在人类中不受欢迎。", "question": "一个被每年追求 730 次的受欢迎男士的烦恼。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3181488"}
{"text": "逃出来的蛇，在这里！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5904857"}
{"text": "大雄的妹妹", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "移动牙齿", "question": null, "star": 2084, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861573"}
{"text": "“谁呀”  “核酸检测上门！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gx0lj2y3cij60x10x2gud02"}
{"text": "嗯，要等退休后才可以谈。", "question": "工作学习阶段不能谈恋爱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈就教育你不要轻易相信男人，你做出了一个违背家长的决定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNticad5cGxbJMZesKCKliaxKOiawj480NBU92Sqn86Xap6nAicykiaQ7JsuA"}
{"text": "不会做饭女孩子怎么找借口去你家呀？总不能天天修电脑吧。", "question": "你为什么喜欢烹饪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢谢……猫咪", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1899920"}
{"text": "弟子没有拿走，但是如果已经下定决心辞职的话，请跟这里联系。", "question": null, "star": 4560, "type": "I2T", "image": "6873296"}
{"text": "妈妈，你这么叫我了。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "5857477"}
{"text": "一开始我也是这么认为的，但后来我巫师 3 通关了，我依然不知道杰洛特的马是葡萄还是萝卜。我觉得我需要简体版", "question": "为什么一些游戏已经有繁体中文版，还有人要求出简体中文版？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么办？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9TP5UKhYbaLia10Iib03KMFib4NcvQZiccAlHI3GrjPgyT4O4JIcPPTMWia3A"}
{"text": "世界！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "在《堂吉诃德》中准备的年终聚会节目", "question": "这是非常危险的，请不要模仿。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4818615"}
{"text": "下级挑战上级", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "现在是晚上九点钟 大家可以看看持妆效果", "question": null, "star": 22, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqb8oiqk5mj60ws0wy4il02"}
{"text": "欢迎光临！/客官这边请～先给您倒杯水吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs5604hkzpj30ci0elgrx"}
{"text": "四个月大天才少女作曲拯救网瘾老爹。", "question": "如何评价周杰伦为女儿创作的《前世情人》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "必 触 cross", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guqkg25h71j60wt0rrgtp02"}
{"text": "看到这么温馨的景象，隔壁王哥也忍不住走出窗帘送来祝福", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZOYVMiaQzeEoTvVUy7SNcLbeylnHf71KYRtxNFoM68b0IbNlQrwjPeRQ"}
{"text": "还是美伢好", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h064qg2f5yj60i60wan0202"}
{"text": "长得太矮以至于上单杠还得别人抬上去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLK9dRH02TOqNFPRaTU2hbLE6Z1kqIZjy5ukphMibqastAziajRwyv4Wwhw"}
{"text": "晚上的主食是烤鸡。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5307186"}
{"text": "小孩起床后不发烧不咳嗽没喷嚏没鼻涕没痰没红肿大小便正常，但就是不舒服。家长向幼儿园请假就好了。", "question": "你亲身经历或见过哪些科学 & 医学解释不了却很管用的民间医术？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你是在嘲讽 知网 吗？", "question": "周杰伦听自己的歌要开会员吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一次，在首都机场候机很饿，悄悄地用热水冲了一包泡面，不巧还是被人看到，立即跑出来有 4、50 人围观看我吃，羡慕眼光不时向我投来。接着，我拿出了一颗茶叶蛋，围观群众增加到 150 多人，人群开始沸腾起来！有人大声斥责我炫富、有人摇头说小伙子太年轻不懂做人要低调、还有漂亮小姑娘不时投来青睐眼光…之后，我撕开一包涪陵榨菜，喧嚣机场立即变得无比安静，这个时刻已经没有了敌视和谩骂，有的只是仰视和崇拜。最后，我又拿出一瓶 82 年的五粮液，倒入御制龙纹银杯中，小酌一杯后，众人纷纷留下同情的泪水，有个形似朱一旦的大哥拍拍我的肩膀，安慰我：“小伙子，你的愁，你的单调和枯燥，大哥我懂。”", "question": "如何评价台湾节目称：五粮液涨价是因大陆人「借酒浇愁」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "涉嫌放贷的美人鱼", "question": "你说的是像人鱼一样充满魅力的事情吧？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309473"}
{"text": "有人在门口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVWe0rVUgMt3heXe3FjUD9WNaBaBIZBYBgQTuibraYBAASacO8ia32w54lw"}
{"text": "别提了，倒霉催的，确实不吉利。上回去某市的某某陵园玩，我照了个相，分享朋友圈，刚发出去没 5 分钟，一个大学四年基本没说过话的同学私聊我：\"你在某某市？太好了，我后天结婚，你在哪儿了现在？行给那别动啊，我找人接你去。\"然后我就随了 1000 块钱礼。", "question": "如果在博物馆不小心给棺材拍了照片但很快就删了会不吉利吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毕业合影", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnabqcud2xj30ci0elwn3"}
{"text": "还是练腹肌吧。能提出这问题的，估计不适合读书。", "question": "读一百本书和健身练6块腹肌相比，哪个对于找漂亮的女朋友更有帮助？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "您好！！要两个热狗！", "question": null, "star": 522, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtt7xma4mtj60y919on4y02"}
{"text": "哎呀，不太好意思说呢……彩票中奖了倒是真的，但是只有3000日元而已啊……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6521039"}
{"text": "静香和小面包超人的形象崩塌了。", "question": "我想在装傻之前先打你一顿。", "star": 609, "type": "T2T", "image": "3142017"}
{"text": "下一个就是鸡蛋。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7331660"}
{"text": "上个月的通话费用还没交吗？", "question": "从今天开始是新学年了，请在4月1日这个特殊的日子给我讲一个好笑的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6488154"}
{"text": "我们是小鸡啊，你是大鸡吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0d4LVFRJ4QlObKfDTny8Zqv5txEYlPd74EqyYtuMlrCDwx1h5Kia8JCg"}
{"text": "一周没回家了，好累啊。看完《笑点》就该去上班啦！", "question": "说些能让我觉得这家伙很厉害的话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3620042"}
{"text": "求你了，和我交往吧！求你了，和我交往吧！求你了，和我交往吧！求你了。", "question": "请你反复说，让我感到悲伤。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7231760"}
{"text": "半个小时过去了，大家还是没确定伤员到底在哪里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibRPhYseObK8bT9rvicmDsEsJ3Atgu94IZzXlLIKPib3BTsfnVlGOsD5Iw"}
{"text": "无论重复多少次，只能得到咖喱的菜谱。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371648"}
{"text": "早高峰迟到的人终于找到了", "question": null, "star": 239, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "他是因为祠堂改造的问题找上门来的。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6765456"}
{"text": "蜡烛引发火灾的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5ue4ly4vsj20kz0rzad4"}
{"text": "你爸爸喝的是三得利的啤酒吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6685941"}
{"text": "都住手！不要为了我而打架啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ectiacacnvj20a70ac75h"}
{"text": "挺好，我家就是这样的。我主管世界形势发展与预测，各种政治军事历史科技的话题，国计民生，以及预测人类的未来，偶尔也会上网（主要是知乎）宣传一下我家（基本是我的）的基本家策和意识形态。至于我老婆，她管的都是我能不能出门，能不能上网，每个月有多少零花钱，能不能买东西，买什么，跪不跪洗衣板，去哪儿玩，吃什么，诸如此类的小事儿。挺好，真的！〒_〒", "question": "你对“大事情老公做主，小事情老婆做主。”这个说法怎么看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有蟑螂！", "question": null, "star": 110, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu889e5xyij612i198tfi02"}
{"text": "小泉进次郎一路追到了这里！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4107226"}
{"text": "一休进来了。", "question": null, "star": 457, "type": "I2T", "image": "4411442"}
{"text": "不仅给新来的女同事泼一身脏水还准备让她背黑锅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t8FMRYIskc3iasaDorsjXIrrlJZibWr0jbeCSPtmgnPcKsic9cX8RhmCsA"}
{"text": "烧香了。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6248567"}
{"text": "这次伴娘团下定决心要把接亲队伍拦在门外", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq68ykYC2DQQdZKOZYaGia8oDUib203FZjN4bxLWYicN7xZZKwOD8eScX28bLG0TeIqXbJPdTibzMd7w"}
{"text": "元太与光彦的末路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs8mhlcsihj30ci0el79m"}
{"text": "赏夏舞曲", "question": "派出所露脸的人的第250个理由是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6466807"}
{"text": "皮卡丘！冲啊！（www为网络用语，表示兴奋或者得意）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3291663"}
{"text": "你的保险手续还没走完", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQUUGvAH4sUwDQjOYEIraXuBreoQ7WVn0OlPGSSCt83xibs5xlzYvhTAA"}
{"text": "校长说完这点开场白下面进入正题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyqyfp1gcnj30ci0el41k"}
{"text": "火花突显！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615443"}
{"text": "是谁敲开了我的门窗，是谁闯进了我的梦乡 我心在飘荡情也迷茫，谁是我的新郎 别再让我东张西望，别再让我天天猜想 谁是我的新郎，我是你的新郎 谁是我的新郎，我是你的新郎 哎嗨你快快来到我的身旁", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "全班就你一个学不会变形术！", "question": null, "star": 480, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "据说能夺取全世界的左手。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7371250"}
{"text": "皇帝。", "question": "历史上有哪些曾经社会地位很高的职业由于科技的进步被淘汰？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "公厕蹲便器冲水力度太大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TGD7E3U2vj0TcZPPSRIibVxMrWxsiaz6TzziaqicUSRnQRstdVObAQdX6FicEZx36Q74jibB2ib6ImTrmiaw"}
{"text": "为什么在某些人眼里只要不出去上班赚钱就一定是在家躺着呢。", "question": "李安六年在家赋闲，为什么他就不出去打打工呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我喜欢自己。", "question": "从今天开始是新学年了，请在4月1日这个特殊的日子给我讲一个好笑的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6488154"}
{"text": "唉……", "question": "给子女名字没起好会对子女造成多大的伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不对啊……这条路刚才好像走过……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1amxhr1rfj30ci0eldkf"}
{"text": "哦呵呵呵，你以为能从我这里逃脱吗？大错特错了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7295127"}
{"text": "你哪条丘上混的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzwlwanu01j30ci0eldjq"}
{"text": "衣服上的第二颗饭粒。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6713250"}
{"text": "有一个所属不明的忍者潜伏在水中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4uGcInkvyX17suhop69U41xCp4RZbqh0R0UfFPx65jZicmIzWm7AJqeyTUegic8BQW9jhCT3Kicdaw"}
{"text": "蜻蜓停不下来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5738953"}
{"text": "仔细看的话，左边好像画了四驱的痕迹。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1372207"}
{"text": "卑鄙趁我测体温的时候偷袭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvblJUGj2o3f3qF8LbFnXiaNpaJg4EXQBch47icKAXK9zXV9s6lQLJufQA"}
{"text": "好恶心，你住在这里？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1eQXGGzDUK4ga815a1bqkH7WtWEOpZb9WOOL48Mwd45brUW5RKHZY1Sw"}
{"text": "“一二三，木头人”", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "女主角在晚上十一点时氛围变得很好。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5840433"}
{"text": "‘我真的在叔叔的葬礼上！什么，旁边很吵？哦，因为刚刚叔叔突然站了起来把大家吓了一跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDMZjgtQvB64KpJRPicrgn6dmsBNK258xVgXFIlFzia3B4XWQxUgOUNNtxe6LTW8woAPAxGpJtiaXOXA"}
{"text": "想归还车牌却被认为是碰瓷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJs10a2NJibN7htbUpToibJrJuTz5Jsia8anFRUfR8TiawJkhZ5OZicYIQtzw"}
{"text": "老爷子一个人去遛狗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9041q9m4yj30ci0elq43"}
{"text": "一杆进洞！一声大喊。", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "我的小鬼才这么高呢！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4122559"}
{"text": "厕纸用完了，不好意思。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6101838"}
{"text": "括约肌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4n6o4icd9USjsxicDNeoPtnoPSBSpUvPQ0GxPOj4m9Id0c5bTIDF8TxLw"}
{"text": "苹果为什么是红色的……被我迷住了！？/今日发现：苹果是个害羞鬼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2a61jmvebj30ci0eln0b"}
{"text": "白萝卜的话往那边跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibrj395eqHoicxGD3WNbibswjNqbRbPbGfRgczMfRo4qHou10mzRgzKvtQ"}
{"text": "急剧上升的糊涂虫", "question": "最近不太想看到的东西。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5353427"}
{"text": "不要男妈妈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxnerr3BTP8vl9CKXppkjYTQQq2Qbu0Iicc6IP4Qxf7N8L1ibQoklGvuk3B5g"}
{"text": "为了像真人一样自由自在地生活，全职做二头身的非虚构作品让人感动得流泪。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5193843"}
{"text": "他根本停不下来，即使我连续打中他的头部，他也能活下来。要是你能做到的话，早说一声啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3697306"}
{"text": "元太的都比你大哦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1go6znvz7szj30ci0elgpk"}
{"text": "旁边的哥哥正在以惊人的速度长大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sfksh3jpED7ALbHDdo52MgibNVRNnDU9qnfIicwjkUaibudeQSiamLFFz7Y5TEu62h0qnJ2V7tJ7wjXA"}
{"text": "认识一个神奇的学长。其在淘宝上买了一套书，价位为 150。第二天，这套书搞大促销，只要 20 块钱一套。于是，他大呼亏了，遂又下单一套。他说，这样我就是 85 块钱一套买到的了。便宜了很多，不错。", "question": "有哪些骚操作被更骚的操作治住的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「「「哥们儿，要碟吗」」」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1em0bpa154kj20bl0bamya"}
{"text": "老太婆的汉语说法是“老太太”。", "question": "男人的女儿长大后会变成什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723118"}
{"text": "等一下！猜拳你是赢不了的，还是让我来吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDial1g1OxtglAe3MYosKl7hMqjfmAnFG6Xy4brOZCoZSatjj2y01MwEvtY9dLdb4r4lwA5LJsVUFQ"}
{"text": "薯片包装总是撕不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8YD3QUvoSmvea9QHDmiao6XSqJmrhMcyOiaI6ldA1lRlhglWpkq0TQWzw"}
{"text": "尽管已经被落下一圈了，但面对镜头还是要微笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9nW1d2VPBdo8eLmCfNwhnEvicRib8loXGR37z1aiau21I5JlH8nLN4iatnQ"}
{"text": "上小学的时候，我和我的发小兼基友决定各自拿出自己很珍贵的各种小玩具埋在体育场的大树下，一个月后再去取出来。（现在想想也是够傻逼的，不知为啥要埋一个月。）结果当天晚上七点多，天刚刚黑，我们不约而同去了体育场，准备把对方的东西拿走。", "question": "你遇到过哪些让你拍案叫绝的巧合？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "死机的电脑和你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFLbr2BKR4Py1L5qAic8K4VXqRDeesa9GRZviblb3EF1MTiciaGYQUSGdDK6f16WfENL7Ey7vVMc0XIQ"}
{"text": "先生 你这样试驾结束后也不会打折哦", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "CC1V-10", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPkAMSoVTJ5Mxp6Z8nnic9T2KNdLmlm5XUp6zPRMvzEddicS0mO9UdHcVUdh0M21RtH1Ah11ebG9Ow"}
{"text": "妈妈洗衣服时把生草剂和洗洁精弄混了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h77c4g1lxhj60hz0x6wia02"}
{"text": "山本琳达当时16岁，在Live House演出。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "568220"}
{"text": "小土豆，过敏啊！", "question": "似乎吉卜力电影的一句名言。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7115054"}
{"text": "是不是你拿了我的肚脐眼？", "question": null, "star": 119, "type": "I2T", "image": "6514729"}
{"text": "上帝来为你开窗了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "怎么没一个一样的啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibktQ4ibNbfOVI0NTxIIaiaibl2Zp2xE70kCiakcl3QRdgibnsu6RuUrCH4KFg"}
{"text": "被痴呆的老爷子今天第4次拉去散步", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hi7ynl2c67j30ci0el0w9"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈今天刚刚撩完食堂小哥~中午去吃面条，小哥问我加什么→_→因为我是第一次去吃→_→我就问他能加啥~小哥特别豪气，说啥能加~然后然后然后，我~\\(≧▽≦)/~那能加个微信么？反正我脸还没红呢，就能瞅着小哥那隔着口罩的红脸蛋~最后我一本正经的说那加个鸡蛋呗~", "question": "有没有什么撩汉技能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "保鲜膜怎么也撕不下来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVonJKQmBsqfKJuz8Y0tHBg9OwW5Wy1axUaLp4bXicE1JdyiajIMc8sqAw"}
{"text": "我儿子的真事。晚上九点多，儿子躺在床上翻来覆去不睡。母：九点了，赶紧睡觉了。子：你怎么还不睡！母：我还有事，一会再睡，小孩早睡才能长高。子：妈妈，可是我还想吃个苹果。母：不行，太晚了，苹果已经睡觉了！子：没事，小的睡了，大的还没睡，我吃个大的。母：.........", "question": "你亲身经历过哪些笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用红外线摄像头拍的照片。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1450660"}
{"text": "被巴赫会长抓住，正在听他打招呼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6471374"}
{"text": "尺度会比较大……", "question": "天文学家眼中的世界是什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "摘下眼镜拍三次证明照。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6885097"}
{"text": "这是一个3860克重的健康男孩！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6303033"}
{"text": "我涂了指甲油，但现在才发现忘记穿袜子了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386076"}
{"text": "喂，你明明看见了还装作没看见，听见了就说没听见。“真的吗？你不说话是吧”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855636"}
{"text": "说一件貌似有些跑题的事情ヽ(*·ω·)ﾉ小区楼下有个小超市，有一天我发现所有的易拉罐饮料都是倒着放的，觉得很不理解，问店主，店主说，正着放容易落上灰尘，顾客买了再喝就会不卫生。顿时对这家店的好感度提升到正无穷大。", "question": "有哪些外行人看来很蠢的设计实际上却是精妙无比？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "分手四年，突然有一天晚上加我微信，说是她两岁的女儿身体不好（我女朋友当时坐在我旁边，表情(눈_눈)），问了“高人”说是要拜一个命硬的人当干爹，身体就会慢慢好起来。我以前跟她恋爱的时候，去接她下班，路上被车撞了，当时直接飞出去的，结果就擦破点皮，不疼不痒。所以她觉得我肯定命很硬。我就想问一下，还有比这更沙雕的么？", "question": "前任都会因为什么原因联系你？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "音量调到最大了还是听不见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h66dls6siqj30ci0eljv7"}
{"text": "教练在给学员模拟潜水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RxSTq8HEjSPJ4MeibR3gObZ5dVBUo9djpcRZao8wnJlm2aiagr4zMQ3TQmDgLWGsMdaEfOHOib4sSDA"}
{"text": "把小姐交给我吧！", "question": "在人生的道路上，可能会用到五次左右的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5996952"}
{"text": "哎呀，虽然我不是她的特别粉丝，但看到电视上经常出现的美女艺人结婚时的那种冲击感。", "question": "夸张地描绘一下震度1的摇晃。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3521167"}
{"text": "晕船", "question": "桃太郎失败的原因是鬼很强，鬼岛离得太远。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1988870"}
{"text": "健全的《低等文明保护法》？", "question": "如果宇宙中存在超级文明，哪些是他们必备的技能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有任何花样或技巧。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "6036642"}
{"text": "天哪，都已经三点了，太阳都升起了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3822364"}
{"text": "真相大白的快递员", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "刚买到一辆特别便宜的二手车，先自己开出去溜溜", "question": null, "star": 557, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjsl83o769j60zy122jzu02"}
{"text": "错过了新年。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108833"}
{"text": "哎呀，哎呀，哎呀，糟糕了，差点在出生前就窒息了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2405541"}
{"text": "疫苗扎错位置了啦！", "question": null, "star": 223, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gr0ggd3gvpj60qr0wtax202"}
{"text": "你看没看到那只熊躲猫猫？那个被吓到的孩子立刻受了重伤。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5045775"}
{"text": "水牛在中国的常用表达就是“water buffalo”。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6714888"}
{"text": "无需防范，自家的安保已经十分完善。", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "总是因为戴上面具就被当成敌人，真是的，太珍贵了这个正方形的面具。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "348294"}
{"text": "追逐流星的男人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389017"}
{"text": "手心手背你输了，你去叫她起床", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gp4aai9hecj60x70x9qtt02"}
{"text": "感到寂寞。", "question": null, "star": 36, "type": "I2T", "image": "7038142"}
{"text": "张奶奶腿脚不便，于是决定致电询问为什么自家电话停机了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TvyLUUtAa6Yt2S2Z28DgKQ9RtM6pJmIu0XvafPTzIjTd02ibPa2N2OpUldTLZXMTDtWTOQLibEsWpQ"}
{"text": "怎么办...没有精灵球不能休息了呀...去宠物店吧...", "question": null, "star": 40, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450286"}
{"text": "第一次下厨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eq8yz2u7zkj20aq08mwg0"}
{"text": "你们店里有什么命案吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl1lvy9432j30ci0elad7"}
{"text": "门卫招聘广告张贴后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzpyBAh8y4WoFml6QMmvqLtoLImQxf6LA4aqPAtnY0O6k6se9brfibXcg"}
{"text": "你以前躲起来养狗吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1381233"}
{"text": "心", "question": "给它起个现代一点的标题吧，“龙猫”。", "star": 199, "type": "T2T", "image": "6074304"}
{"text": "对于十五岁初中甚至更早辍学出来打工的厂弟厂妹，算晚婚。对于大学毕业还要考研考博读纸发纸的象牙塔民工，算早恋。", "question": "25岁没结婚算不算晚婚？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起啊大雄！我没想下手这么重的……别断气啊大雄？大雄！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he9s8981wdj30ci0elmy8"}
{"text": "装成鸭子吸引猎物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHZS2jLBheZT4yicPXTwnESN1x7vuib467Y7SKSpoeNZJQ7ibtutMmw5FRG4p4ZKmfdPiappztTuohHA"}
{"text": "盒子君爱你，就是要跟你合体！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ep8vxiyw5xj20c80abdgt"}
{"text": "Ta先是被人误以为与Nb是一种物质，然后才是被德国化学家海因里希·罗泽证明两者不同，并进行了命名。中文翻译为钽，过渡金属元素。 以上是原句。评论中有人指出语法错误，本着严谨治学的精神，试着修改一下……Ta先是被人误以为与Nb是一种物质，然后才是被德国化学家海因里希·罗泽在证明了Ta与Nb是两种物质后做了命名。中文翻译为钽，过渡金属元素。", "question": "如何用「Ta 先是___，然后才是___ 」造句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忙完工作筋疲力尽还要听上司的长篇大论。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6633647"}
{"text": "一直在拉这个门", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ev6t6daamdj207t0bmwfx"}
{"text": "某老师在考前复习时划重点，明确说了第 8 章和第 10 章不考。 然后考试时有一道填空：本学期课程中明确不考的是第__章和第__章，这两章的主要内容是____和____我说了不考，但是不代表你们可以连这两章说的是啥都不知道啊！", "question": "清北等顶尖大学是否存在期末划重点等情况?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使没有鹤，也可以靠自己去。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285459"}
{"text": "打疫苗的时候非得穿成这样子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibj9ab7sVeEwlDxSoENtsoVpltomiamZv03DJ2J3WIkFAD4tNpzJUtypQ"}
{"text": "第六次终于没买错买了电脑回来", "question": null, "star": 898, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gh5gnrcagaj211i139wl5"}
{"text": "放零食进去。", "question": "男人被女人看到会怎么样？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6558442"}
{"text": "典型的「好白菜让猪拱了」的心态。你只看到他像猪，却没发现人家的身份是天蓬元帅。", "question": "为什么有些人并不好看，恋爱却一直很顺利？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个人玩石头剪刀布，“只要有一方赢就可以结束了，却总是打平，这样的自己真可爱，无可奈何啊！”", "question": null, "star": 1070, "type": "I2T", "image": "3312108"}
{"text": "嗨！加油加油加油加油加油啊~~", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3430050"}
{"text": "没有秋天。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7369559"}
{"text": "穷小子的豪宅", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "6107381"}
{"text": "一群大V正在来的路上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eurojtrrx0j209u096ta9"}
{"text": "回头看后面喊我“大猩猩”，我说：“吵死了，你这娘们，啰嗦个没完没了，烦不烦啊！”结果发现是我老婆。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384991"}
{"text": "长袖", "question": null, "star": 381, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu02xp03tj610n1cv0w202"}
{"text": "远远看到认识的人迎面走来赶紧假装接电话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHyDcicGvYhkmYF3bicagNLl4D1ZZXZ7uXMGyvKmhDUyYXic79ibTyicXAT7g"}
{"text": "又分了？", "question": "如果前任突然拥抱你，你只能说三个字，你会说什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你们这些人老是说没有工作没有工作，还不是自己选的工作有问题！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6030462"}
{"text": "你只有一只耳朵，当然找不着。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h23edl4c4jj60yl0ylgp702"}
{"text": "终于重温到自己钟情的A片", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvuox8eszzj20yi19vkc3"}
{"text": "你把表的电池扣了你是不是就不死了。", "question": "如果现在是北京时间早上八点整，我飞往巴黎，到达后巴黎当地时间为早上八点整，请问我的生命相对延长了吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "记住哦，来了的球要紧紧抓住，然后猛地处理掉，最后再用力扔出去！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4933305"}
{"text": "你能帮我接上吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3364781"}
{"text": "你为什么去专科医院看病啊，本科医院没钱去吗？", "question": "有哪些非常打脸的吐槽？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "泥棒是指小偷，他们全部因为偷了别人的东西被逮捕了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7035920"}
{"text": "你这么盯着手机也抓不到我啊！我又不是可达鸭！", "question": null, "star": 79, "type": "I2T", "image": "2240853"}
{"text": "说的就是你！别TM又说脏话又拿手指人！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnlnq86d4fj20g10f6n0w"}
{"text": "一直的朋友。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6930132"}
{"text": "危险的叶子沙拉", "question": "我觉得这厨师是疯了，应该去看精神病医生。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1909747"}
{"text": "你的群马来了！激动人心地跑出来了。", "question": "把歌词改一个字就毁了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6763557"}
{"text": "独居女子的智慧", "question": null, "star": 2624, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grk0t5hy25j611412xagb02"}
{"text": "你一个人吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6595558"}
{"text": "我把人生的决定权交给了妻子和婆婆。", "question": "请编一个关于森鸥外的明显谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387987"}
{"text": "猪肉还得降价。", "question": "如果突然出现5000万只霸王龙，分布在全球各大城市，会对人类产生什么影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "卡哇伊，意思是可爱。", "question": "请用八个字来形容一下，真可怜。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6343510"}
{"text": "哎呀！你！没玩过UNO吗？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "5278577"}
{"text": "那，先说好哦~", "question": null, "star": 72, "type": "I2T", "image": "3186526"}
{"text": "把钱还我", "question": "用四个字形容你上一段感情?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看书学习的时候，身边不管有个啥都能让我一直玩下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITbwJVEZWxdiaw7mu4swg8n03NZAmWWt0PuamGrEUPRYRgYtB65h0mPnw"}
{"text": "酒桌饭局文化", "question": "如果人类文明必须要失去一种文化，失去哪一种才能减小对人类文明的损失？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个包就给我卖了？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7wgr7kt7lj60wx0raagp02"}
{"text": "出轨被发现了，真是太糟糕了～是渡部啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232048"}
{"text": "抱歉，我觉得你像那种拼命减肥的比基尼女孩。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387506"}
{"text": "飞吧！不要再被人类抓住了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iavydPxJnzO1jCIYoGYu1A3VJJev8aqPxMiaCGoHXRdP9hM4haYjnGm7w"}
{"text": "婴儿。", "question": "胡闹，轻率行事。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1173315"}
{"text": "看了一圈，我想说不用那么麻烦，这条件可太宽松了：成立一个 XXX 自然基金，把 10 亿分成 100 万一个的科研项目，标定成果知识产权双方共享，12 天征集项目申请书，10 天函评项目申请，2 天会评，6 天发项目经费。20 亿也能给你发完喽，期间行政人员不会超过 50 个，只要给个评审 title 各种专家给你免费打工。", "question": "如果你是《西虹市首富》男主角，你将怎么样在一个月内花光十亿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "日动神社者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rl6HMEHHnSAasvkX2q7bxqI56QHup8SA0WEGRZDmZ9uQ0pzmcYcENUc0bLZ1gOOKLAUGibOPiania9g"}
{"text": "大家好，我是一匹村民", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkWCetFz4wcXXwz9kicib6MJnicJekGClM9YHjevzS44p4urrNBaRtf9Oyg"}
{"text": "感觉全员都在盯看我的下身看，检查了一下，果然鞋带开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROyn1c0Kt7Jviame1IE2nvXw3Xhm21icnjo4gqcvHwWTTl5RteDElLJB6AyqrYDSeanTwfdFZ96Bkw"}
{"text": "因为这次事故，意外拿到了男足、女足世界杯的大满贯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8ebeHYHImUJDxwK7JslVyMibS38bicWTC2lyAV0ViaIN7pEMzTHtzzPjKw"}
{"text": "可是你不工作也没有一二百万啊！可是你不工作一分钱都没有啊！找到工作的意义了？", "question": "看到亲戚靠拆迁轻松入账百万，疑惑自己勤勉工作的意义何在怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "自从知道足不出户的舍友每天因为自习抖腿在微信排名第一的时候，我就把微信运动取关了。", "question": "在微信运动里那些每天都只走几十步的人都是怎么生活的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你待在这儿，我马上回来」『不要嘛大雄！不要回来嘛！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h16ogp3b2sj30ci0eltbl"}
{"text": "我明白了，凶手就是……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3893741"}
{"text": "这是滋you的感觉", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "兔子说：“为什么我要演油菜花老师的角色啊？上尾老师的角色被麻子抢走了！”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6840025"}
{"text": "我爹今年 48，普普通通的公务员，但经常语出惊人。他一个酒肉朋友，喝多了，当众跟他开玩笑说：「步老师，您这个步是哪个步啊？」「进步的步。」「那为啥不是退步的步呢？」尴尬不，怎么回答都不好，桌上一群喝大了的名眼的等着看我爹洋相。然后我爹答：「我怕我踩着你！」", "question": "和情商高的人聊天是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1978 年，我出生了，中国为庆祝我出生而改革开放。2008 年，我结婚了，中国为庆祝此事还举办了奥运会。", "question": "为什么自从快播消失之后，2014 年七月开始，越来越多的针对少女的刑事案件频繁发生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生: 回去吧，吃好喝好，过得开心点。", "question": "一句话的信息量能大到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我先回房间，请让我先进去。", "question": "在僵尸电影中被杀死的第一个人。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870663"}
{"text": "钱包借我一下？我来付钱。", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "3766062"}
{"text": "柠檬", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "把我的棍子还回来！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6531485"}
{"text": "难道要用「这个」做鱼饵才能钓到鱼？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "怪兽钻入地底后过去2分45秒了.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gu600oi9wxj30ci0elgp3"}
{"text": "空条承太郎与愚者", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "烧掉的话小朋友就不能进电影院看钢铁侠了", "question": "《钢铁侠 3》中，女主角 Pepper Potts 从高空掉进爆炸的火球，她的内衣为什么完好无损？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到有戒指惊喜后多半吞下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hip7en1d9dj30ci0elaar"}
{"text": "老师点名坐在后排的同学起立回答问题", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "要说请您离开，八嘎", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyr27zbb0oj60wg0scgpc02"}
{"text": "我想嫁给病入膏肓的有钱的老男人 他死了我继承他的遗产 做个快乐的寡妇", "question": "可以分享一个最见不得人的秘密吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一站送了驯鹿，后面就没有了。", "question": "流浪汉的圣诞老人这次又搞什么鬼了？中尾也吓了一跳。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5312212"}
{"text": "那个葫芦是做什么的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8xvu4iwnuj20fn0e80uf"}
{"text": "鸟妈妈回巢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410ThWWNNuCDiclUJNWKAFxJHjaAQzh2DcaMibhSPq6HQLq9CtAjlDtvJDtA"}
{"text": "告诉你不要生女儿的原因，还得抱着她", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "全力挽留准备辞职的女生经理", "question": null, "star": 366, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpgxkzyewjj61020yj46r02"}
{"text": "哎，只要脱毛就好了嘛。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3422898"}
{"text": "假期最后一天的晚上23:58", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "谈判破裂了啊……没办法了，你就成为这把斩马刀的牺牲品吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7321411"}
{"text": "挤牛奶的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h46cgf0kfoj30ci0el3ze"}
{"text": "《勇往直前》第三关", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4109313"}
{"text": "在我心中你是最可爱的！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4002751"}
{"text": "蠢贼啊，最近刚刚遇到一个。他就自认为特聪明，为了避免作案时被摄像头拍到留下证据，他每次出来作案的时候都要提前把摄像头遮住，于是我们看到摄像头被遮住了就去相应的地方守着，连前期侦查都省了，然后就抓了个现场。", "question": "你见过哪些蠢到家的犯罪分子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "爸爸，等我长大了我要消灭鬼。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387212"}
{"text": "脑袋掉了，自己撑着。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6684958"}
{"text": "我的老婆自从认识我以后，微博、微信、qq 等所有网络性别都改成了「男」。因为她要向全世界证明我是一个基佬 = =", "question": "为何很多人在网上将自己的性别填反？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "明确的说：我不配。就这样。PS：能不能别再搞这种搞事情引战的问题了？网文自己都从来没敢说自己要挑战超越前辈大师，偏有些人总喜欢搞这种引战制造戾气的话题？以及：真要能穿越回七十年代，我他妈还写书？穿越者干什么不比写书赚钱？？？七八十年代港股几波大行情赶上（《大时代》总看过吧。），90 年代买微软股票买思科股票。实在不行世界杯去欧洲合法的菠菜集团赌球你会吧？两千年后全部资金北上京城无脑买房。或者投腾讯投阿里。写什么书啊……", "question": "如果跳舞、香蕉、烽火、唐三、土豆、猫腻等网络作家回到金庸、古龙那个年代，能否在销量上一较高下？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和离婚的老婆分割完财产后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gF5ANbqNYT0Qbl823gpcSFWoYXOtykiaITOqdZOQA5Ru6wv1dLp2vicB8g"}
{"text": "本来觉得不需要的猫咪，但到了分别的时候却感到寂寞。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7107537"}
{"text": "我从哆啦A梦那里得到了一把空气枪！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6829054"}
{"text": "橡皮筋太紧，把下巴都绷出来了。", "question": "这种糖我讨厌！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5968746"}
{"text": "假如遇难者是秃顶的话就很容易被找到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCkHDOTEkzuNp29N4tUbmmdMaz8Uz1ebesq6xJhYNzY2F4bBiaMjZNXvNJ4OYtKATefPiaXhXyLM0iaw"}
{"text": "交通协管的领队", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7027457"}
{"text": "今天的午餐就定为炸虾了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6475335"}
{"text": "路上有一个姑娘在和电话里的人吵架，她说了一句话，我觉得适合很多行业：「我不是来给你服务的，我是来帮你的！」送给所有医护人员～", "question": "怎么看待湖北某局长夫人把护士踢流产的事件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出了个SSR！", "question": null, "star": 450, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goo9r9uzo0j60ug0w00w002"}
{"text": "刚学棒球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq3FLMIBSqic4otE7jBT0hGv1Q79P2x8unRd1TKr7NoBWAppqGRLlbDmWA"}
{"text": "他：如果我们在沙漠里，周围没有水了，我就尿尿给你喝。我有点感动又有点恶心，就说，如果你渴了，我也尿给你喝。他：我不渴。", "question": "有个喜欢作死的男朋友是什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要不要来两个巧克力巴菲啊？但是，我也想吃杏仁冰淇淋呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1522592"}
{"text": "炒一下。", "question": "如何把白菜卖到 20 块钱一斤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我要洗澡了，你不许偷看喔！不许偷看，坚决不许偷看喔！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ermh0l997mj20aw09i40e"}
{"text": "吃我这一招招招招招招招招招招招招招招招招招……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7wg2fkmmsj30ci0elgpf"}
{"text": "睡相不好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edven39onpj20b108vt9d"}
{"text": "把贝壳做的戒指作为礼物送给因为戒指被冲走而失落的爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1394657"}
{"text": "喂哥哥吸管不是在那里啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUhS4tAbF9Wh9LmN3Qc1ZrSrDHguOJaLw4bgtTxHSEvBZqxg3WBaQREww"}
{"text": "给了在副驾吵闹的曾祖母一根黄瓜", "question": null, "star": 300, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grq2nn9vz9j60zv11awkr02"}
{"text": "最后一块阻止你零元购的肤色", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "这是谁家的小牛？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EqaLQrLgcd4KchVJ1kuWeHaBVUzpwrs7lTibvzQiaow2nfdXvxga7zQmeKcHg6rzOLlzWEdD2eic3yw"}
{"text": "国家也是考虑到了这个严肃的问题，才大力发展外卖 App 的啊。", "question": "在战场上，如果炊事班被歼灭了，其他人是否只能饿肚子打仗了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你说的高的高高的，我明白。但是低的低低的是什么意思啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7256080"}
{"text": "在谢罪会见低头的瞬间，没想到是个惊喜，实际上是生日派对。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2931479"}
{"text": "老师「楼下教室的同学比你们更刻苦呢」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edlj65aipfj209s0ch0te"}
{"text": "你发现了民谣和摇滚的区别。", "question": "宋冬野为什么唱「我是只会歌唱的傻瓜」，而不是「我是只会歌唱的傻逼」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "到家发现你的人偶在被啃坏的鞋子里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerCcM3axy2xUIjzclYurKPF0c5wa0EZib8tn5icDL2hWEH6xuQhmtwdhPQ"}
{"text": "「 你见过凌晨四点的周口店吗？」", "question": "如何证明自己活了一万四千年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "先随便凑合着。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7295235"}
{"text": "第一视角：你是硬汉动作片里的伤口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXwtGKSLPibHZ5KZdE1Zy1wRc8Cd6CkdrKEt3lyic1G1oAlkDtb1m4qOAQ"}
{"text": "其实我挺擅长下国际象棋的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "786769"}
{"text": "那家公司愿意以八千分之一的概率录用我，对吗？", "question": "您加入我们公司的概率是1/8192。请问您有什么问题吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6725394"}
{"text": "不干了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4028747"}
{"text": "没什么能送的了，这包头发你拿走吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0tgVP3fWGPEzWicI2s3hNjNUzUoZMQk68GJKzdc9SG6QLcJTBZyfTv5g"}
{"text": "哎呀，哎呀，有名人？是谁啊？哎呀，谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138714"}
{"text": "确定要拿这么大的刮胡刀给我刮胡子吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWXaHG4q8MCCYpG9LuL6ymQa5X2o7cw5v96PVXgJKRaLtrOda9ogULEdg"}
{"text": "沙琪玛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Roear4FR4FYMsCQRE9nlGP60h26M8XlTmiauz5icyMPMJYGd0bCMf1BZ3jO2oM1UhyATxhUccNknyw"}
{"text": "哇，好大的声音啊！", "question": "她忍不住放了个屁，现在尴尬地沉默着，给她一句贴心的话吧。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365498"}
{"text": "对上半身的下半身平衡！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7196902"}
{"text": "我们来cos一个“品”字吧", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnf403rsibj60sz0x21kx02"}
{"text": "让每个人都消失一半", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrdnYHrslXQH1D8POhfEsuiaoYrxooAS48HhtCic32oNVPKo0DCicHz2nEw"}
{"text": "距离厕所还有20公里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDQptcUMZQszaH6rO3O6nn8DfrfNB8Qf6mt9twoFtERnrXSyPQ21gb5ociaiaPkxNmVm3ibfQKAnnCmQ"}
{"text": "朝窗外吐痰吐在了车门上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXHVTeCVQzXvd8FoNejV8KbKcIJVC64wVA5lrK3dvu27MUxelxia3KNOg"}
{"text": "体检报告出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9CZaibaeBUY5SaUyoykp4EPDuILx6j569kZg75rl4DVJXkDndOqwico7A"}
{"text": "当年高考成绩是下午四点发布。然后那个页面只是把按钮设置为 disabled，禁止用户点击而已。但是可以使用 js 直接提交表单。于是我三点半就查到了成绩 23333。由于成绩比估分少了 10 分，四点我又查了一次，好的一样的没变。", "question": "高考成绩公布前半小时你在干什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "智慧树。吃我那么多化肥，只会说一些废话。", "question": "游戏《植物大战僵尸》中设计得最失败的是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大热天穿龙袍多难受啊，建议穿皇帝同款新衣。", "question": "可以穿龙袍参加高考吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我小时候擅长模仿小动物，于是经常被要求模仿一个小动物。有一次我烦了，就说好的阿姨，我模仿个小狗狗吧，抓着她的手臂就咬下去了，拼着挨两下打，死活不松口。从此天下太平。", "question": "如何让父母不强迫自己在客人面前表演？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "火已经灭了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6411195"}
{"text": "对我没啥影响，对我妈影响比较大。", "question": "同龄人中不少人结婚生子了，对你有什么影响吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可能是做网络安全的，想看看现在男孩子是否注重对个人信息安全的保护。", "question": "火车上女孩主动加你微信，过了几天发现莫名其妙被删了，中间一直没有主动聊过。想想很不爽，求被删原因？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问有影像吗？我需要确认一下。", "question": "如何知道哪个女生在换衣服时把裤子落在了教室里？", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "6610586"}
{"text": "逃跑的人逃跑的人向来看的妈妈挥手的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba4cUu8Zm9cibvnt3Qvo9achn34v8ic70HfI0RlfXK14AlnssmBiaFZ8lEQ"}
{"text": "100", "question": null, "star": 649, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "伟大的神，请让它能种菜吧！", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glwmsrorf4j60wx0gqadp02"}
{"text": "哇塞，太棒了！相亲大战岛民参与者的全体跳绳表演太厉害了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2189666"}
{"text": "哎呦不错哦！领带颜色潮得很嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnkvm1kir8j20fn0f577u"}
{"text": "收完份子钱后发现死者动了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJU1eH1yW6QPpoLaFWnSGxwenfmdu9vGdTHMdficHDzRNpXQGXdvwfddQ"}
{"text": "我叫爸爸的时候你别答应", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHo9Mh1dLXTEaUP4cTa90BbjbeDHFqe2NsHh5Daicf3GfiaytDiaQ88yxiaw"}
{"text": "三杯敬安", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7ne7vzaViaZnb3peFwrM45sa9mjNLQy0wvYMr6A61PiaFWic4ZG9GRAjWEg"}
{"text": "大学时，我们系三个学生，喝完酒后发酒疯把校门口俩石狮子推翻了。要不是监控拍下了，校领导死都不信。石狮子啊......第一次知道酒还有力量 +80％ 的作用。", "question": "喝完酒干过什么过分的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈哈哈！我使用的是贝吉塔哟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvRMHkicXvtiaDItcHiaHCYWjASL3TGCZchicHicUeZpHhg3p4j8gvrVUkx9sA"}
{"text": "不算宠物的吗.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5rdalmdsej30ci0el0ww"}
{"text": "有个家伙在后面咕哝着“服务太差了”。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6634275"}
{"text": "摇篮曲到了高潮部分", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrsCZchcic6mND15rgicicicWS40cvvbAziaJwzuS2hqEoHKMCUtuwnxuicJeA"}
{"text": "刚洗完澡穿过客厅去拿衣服时的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKibJ1rmLNKH9ABTO09KR60YNzx5EXJIsgmk5WLUb0UJMSZtMv12HZibxA"}
{"text": "计步器功能", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "做了惩罚他，他还高兴？", "question": null, "star": 881, "type": "I2T", "image": "7356449"}
{"text": "本来，我考研是考南京大学的。考数学那天，试卷太难。前面的同学太紧张，一直抖腿。这考场的每张桌子都和前面的椅子焊死的，于是，我的桌子就开始晃。晃啊晃，晃啊晃，我仿佛感觉我置身于美丽的大草原，在马背上驰骋。所以，我就考进了内蒙古大学。", "question": "考研失败是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "咳，我老早就说过，这世界上的所有问题，什么可不可控，连不连续，可不可积，可不可导，analytic or not ，说到底都是尺度问题，控制尺度合适，什么玩意儿都能搞。像热核聚变这回事，你们的思路就错了，小尺度当然不好控了。你把尺度放太小，连烧煤都是不可控的对吧。太阳的核聚变，没啥控制了吧，但就是尺度大，离的远，到咱们这儿就成了稳定太阳能，可控的一米。要我说，去荒无人烟的地方，弄个青海湖那么大的池子，沿着湖边建一圈潮汐发电站，然后每隔几个小时往里扔一颗深水氢弹，算好波动时间距离，人造潮汐涨落在岸边发电，稳的不要不要的。考虑到这世界上，其实基本上所有的发电手段都是在烧水，咱这技术手段哪能算丢人。也不要担心被气化蒸发炸到天上去的水嘛，还是会变成降雨落回来的，没准还能改善当地的气候微循环。 当年我就是这样，说着说着被打出了物理系的办公室，还延期两年毕业……", "question": "可控核聚变是否真的有传说中那么美好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲戚到家里做客，心里话都写在了脑门上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXYe04PdIQ9ia7YEXXJEd6ib4rKxCEaj2WGnga768Qpic1s6vicoaZ9gS5cA"}
{"text": "因为他们什么都不会嘛！哈哈哈哈哈", "question": "为什么现在那么多大学生毕业后想做网站产品经理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别再拿这个当梗了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5529167"}
{"text": "你刚要开口说……”就在那一刻，他把金斧头掉在了脚上。", "question": null, "star": 1240, "type": "I2T", "image": "3133145"}
{"text": "哇！小夫在基础竞赛中得了双百分吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6675742"}
{"text": "我就说这个栅栏的电流很舒服吧", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvlvrjiackj60z91b0tiz02"}
{"text": "支持男女平等不穿内衣组织", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "上网不涉密，涉密不上网。", "question": "好莱坞 iCloud 艳照门给我们什么警示？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "宠物上车必须装在袋子里", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "计算税后自己还值多少钱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jq35PoANDYkPOT7dW3EzKcZOGKMF6bicSNOpmIS3IyyFWJ1O7f1D6icsSQ"}
{"text": "哎，要生孩子了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7094220"}
{"text": "苹果公司", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3152027"}
{"text": "喜欢风滑过齿间的感觉。", "question": "为什么狗坐车的时候都喜欢把头探出窗外？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天不去肯德基吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7306102"}
{"text": "我觉得我没去过夜店。", "question": "请忘记我。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5091337"}
{"text": "匹配失败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7126479"}
{"text": "由于赞助商撤资，一家录音室被拆除。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5246234"}
{"text": "游完泳要回家时发现手上的钥匙牌不见了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1els3gy109ij209e0cnq4d"}
{"text": "别舔铁栏杆……", "question": "南方人第一次大冬天去东北，要注意和准备什么呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是屁事，但已经晚了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7001252"}
{"text": "我能抽根烟吗", "question": null, "star": 333, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvznbube5wj60tx13wwit02"}
{"text": "你好！我是NHK！啊！果然有电视啊！？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4788387"}
{"text": "介绍矛与盾的典故时两个人都拿了盾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq212fr322j30ci0elwhc"}
{"text": "武媚娘传奇，未删减版与删减版", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHrv3oMsxuSy3tReibNc4VMUxN0PDPibib76icffysURicCnlueUdLDneLyfA"}
{"text": "我答题卡填涂的选项正确的答案", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicffKmab9Uu1Ervb3X8FjqEdEicXJKXjibQY8oEhUeeCx9Eias2xuPz83xA"}
{"text": "开始人类狩猎吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glioozrcqbj30ci0eln1g"}
{"text": "所以不是要你堆饼干，是要你积钱啊！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4142508"}
{"text": "妈！这游戏暂停不了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba9PfKo9cLORIvowyhib8Hj7P8njh9uC7PZ1dgaH7iaaSOMKBOGK6nHkOQ"}
{"text": "大学我们宿舍搞了个带对象别墅趴体，我是最右边那个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8bBbUmMqPJ6PWZdX4CPLRLIfItRM1vBkAPLLnV12qWwNKd0iaE0DvILibg"}
{"text": "熬夜一时爽，一直熬夜一直爽。晚起毁上午，早起傻一天。", "question": "熬夜和早起哪个更舒服?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大清早开始吵吼他一句“吵死了”之后这货竟然开启了振动模", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QmMjGyxzgHb8bVR3icRkWbibKthmjWRmqIIEaKf51FNa0v4j5MZlYsWgfoVWJ6kE6WOOu0XqCFia3eA"}
{"text": "人类活得真轻松啊。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3553274"}
{"text": "哈尔的移动城堡", "question": "标题就写一个字，别太多了。", "star": 870, "type": "T2T", "image": "5819378"}
{"text": "前进21步后退14步", "question": "把它乘以七，感觉很麻烦。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5523075"}
{"text": "有善良的人愿意为这个冷笑话点星星。", "question": "我觉得这里很适合装傻。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6963068"}
{"text": "面试官步步紧逼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004630"}
{"text": "这是香满瀑布和乙杯山的风景，是真实的，真的存在。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5991939"}
{"text": "Deadline 是第一生产力。", "question": "为什么一到年底小偷、骗子犯罪率就高呢?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "唯一的问题是找不着开火键。", "question": "开过飞机、坦克、潜艇的人再开家用轿车是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "『寻小猫咪：非常黏人，在哪都能睡发送←", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgrwl55s3pj30ci0eln1y"}
{"text": "盒子油漆没干，别摸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RuWX2lENKxhh81h2fJF4ks0uVfXab7GziaLguDCKOZB9ryAWXqtibGXNVIy7Dnu0RFMJdFiaWCa9jQA"}
{"text": "拆开信封竟然是绿户函", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QdgCvrwsqEic0noM2lOfRI0jyhQ3AF07TZo0IibvqeVEjd6HE3FJyAx1LcWCxRLV4ACXCTYPhBHMKg"}
{"text": "被怪兽的舞蹈逗得站不起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eez7amrusaj20az0aadgq"}
{"text": "摆脱蟑螂屋的蟑螂们", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h08hyiv8uqj60ph0wugra02"}
{"text": "是伐木工的圣诞礼物啊", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "现在他正在努力还债呢。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5335644"}
{"text": "敲击着头，猜拳 '石头！'", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1681220"}
{"text": "晚上意识到明天要提出的课题还没有做。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4855012"}
{"text": "爸爸破产了。", "question": "爸爸说的话真让人讨厌。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6826293"}
{"text": "坏消息：公司没了好消息：没人知道自己上班迟到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXF5rrZ3FSicVgX8KK7xvS8E0gEXAMvOTsIdFVSaDykib0f7aBPribGFv1A"}
{"text": "菊花里的人想出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eec0u7blgjj20ad09dt99"}
{"text": "父亲的情人照片大量流出。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625938"}
{"text": "既然晨勃压不下去，那就趴在上面睡个回笼觉吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMVctV71ibtia9icOVMgmP8lw2QPZIdQebPlu0fb1lFNmzzoIeOBJZngicug"}
{"text": "好！开始吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6759601"}
{"text": "又是一个甲午年；一个年迈的老佛爷；一个等待了继位多年的儿子；一个裱糊匠的中堂；一个没落的帝国；一支衰退的海军；一群如狼似虎的列强；一帮整天分裂的叛党。", "question": "英国后悔把香港还给中国吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "车连莲：车子一辆接着一辆。", "question": "请想出一个朗朗上口的短语，它清晰、正直、美丽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6348611"}
{"text": "童年，从我懂事起，我的父亲就说我不懂事", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TSYmD5ibkoR4wZfqiaWcYptCRmAMfzI5GaVYicQojMBTgaDfeXvHhl1PgiaIm4CUfUygbKPWINkJxdFg"}
{"text": "日食", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZwZic95KojqT4lLbsRC40ICNP9FRUXnpEVwvKYvLFhl1GicHPkEZQ3grlg"}
{"text": "第一次骑电动车上车就拧把的我", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu2ha78afsj60w90wzdlx02"}
{"text": "屁说道。", "question": "如何以「风安息的地方，是我最后的目的地」为开头写一个让人意想不到的故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相声用语「额勒金德」，来自英文 elegant。传统相声常用，现在郭德纲的相声里还有这个词。过了这么多年，「优雅地」居然又成一个梗，真是风水轮流转~", "question": "汉语里面有哪些意想不到的外来语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你能告诉我什么是医生鱼吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906129"}
{"text": "输不起的和尚只是个僧侣！被这样说哭了...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315501"}
{"text": "刚下高速，渴死了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrJUwuOBlycCMpKfThQDlnsdFSHicyA32HqtnJDGe2nFk0HHrVZqDDlfQ"}
{"text": "看她敢不敢揉眼睛。", "question": "男生究竟如何分辨女生是否素颜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这样是堵不住地板喷出来的水的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuMnD9zFWRDxbZcndZI3SdS9XZ0x3U7UvYBV8Hvg1W2x2MjnDU93ia4qg"}
{"text": "那一天，鼠类终于回想起了……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1efijyqzp34j20b40a33z4"}
{"text": "小猫 : 今天这奶怎么一股烟味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtklqBEY9ialA7MeyG80vwrviciczlupjHKNF37kQ5Gc4Ia4fjjwMsib2A8A"}
{"text": "那是老爷说的，要直着种。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6731251"}
{"text": "来不及解释了！快上车！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1xtmo4nc5j20ax09ygmz"}
{"text": "钱还没给呢？你以为开车就能逃跑吗？", "question": null, "star": 180, "type": "I2T", "image": "1201872"}
{"text": "Pony。", "question": "哪些职位看似相同，但在不同行业里有巨大的职级差异？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "装病不去上学结果事闹大了", "question": null, "star": 189, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guikngbolhj60zy1byqdn02"}
{"text": "听到蓝牙已断开连接才发现手机被偷了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3TAwtlzgeH7MHb1x94s1NAbEpcc0NGObnwiajX7VwwKVxhCEQ9MusV2g"}
{"text": "无论如何，还是被对方驳倒了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7012136"}
{"text": "没有，现在小孩子不学生物，你快去学生物吧", "question": "连小孩子都在学编程，报考计算机专业还有意义吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出殡", "question": "饼干的主题与情境不符。", "star": 125, "type": "T2T", "image": "3578168"}
{"text": "种下的狗尾巴草成熟了", "question": null, "star": 171, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5dfz2t85ij60xb0x8ao602"}
{"text": "喂！这个真的是手持烟花吗", "question": null, "star": 232, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyxz157ctyj60zi1badmy02"}
{"text": "火腿包子。", "question": "对你来说，这就是傻乎乎的。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "1573670"}
{"text": "二分之六", "question": "三分之一的均等计算。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6500308"}
{"text": "犯人的气味记住了嘛？好的，去吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SVSje15umvEicadIvLIvteJjHW3DzAZ8iavJfYeMrxluvwkqF2VPBclacqoibDrBTgibRDR5ZKB31rmg"}
{"text": "大家有没有想过，2000 块钱能在杭州活下来说明这个小伙子具有很强的野外生存能力啊啊啊啊！", "question": "如何评价新闻「男子说要养女子，女子嫌弃男友『你 2000 块一个月养不起我』」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我就觉得一件一件数清楚自己女朋友一年买了 70 件衣服这件事挺奇怪的。", "question": "女朋友一年买 70 件衣服，奇怪吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把这把剪刀打开，好好给相机看看。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7034523"}
{"text": "用智商。", "question": "如何屏蔽生活中的各种辐射？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "意思是：你敢表白，我就敢没有。", "question": "问美女有没有交男朋友，她回复「不告诉你」，是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刻舟求剑，主角楚国人；买椟还珠，主角楚国人；自相矛盾，主角楚国人；画蛇添足，主角楚国人；一叶障目，主角楚国人；叶公好龙，主角楚国人......楚国人：我特喵不就是生的南方了一点，你们中原人有完没完！ 趾高气昂，主角宋国人；智子疑邻，主角宋国人；守株待兔，主角宋国人；揠苗助长，主角宋国人；不龟手药，主角宋国人；野人献曝，主角宋国人......宋国人：我特喵不就是祖上被你们掀翻了么，你们姓姬的有完没完！", "question": "你见过哪些过分的地图炮？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妹妹变得很废物，我不知道该把她丢在哪里，感到很迷茫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6952759"}
{"text": "你听说过吗？爱媛县的水龙头里能流出脐橙汁。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7285435"}
{"text": "切这种品牌的年糕用胁差是不行的，来我用太刀试一下。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "这次真的是不知道该向您道歉什么才好啊~", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7177418"}
{"text": "吸血鬼啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7187991"}
{"text": "韦小宝 7 次离异之后官越做越小，最后跑去妓院做了龟公。这得有多惨啊…", "question": "名著倒写会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "和伴娘的嘴接面包游戏就要开始了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1heomd5q3mtj60x10j40v102"}
{"text": "《甜蜜蜜》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHFpYd3yqiaMaFBXniaGJoPo89lePu2LCndOgQsXeVzZWwhepGtxHTbZdw"}
{"text": "得知这一期会死很多人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ERVc4OvGcrBFgr5RcNmibZwnticyfDB14aFqWP9bUuWoVjqC3IPozs759N1W9kLEwwPrewoKd8HsvQ"}
{"text": "我很低调地炫耀自己模仿「雨」的声音很厉害。", "question": "讨厌的手机店员服务态度不佳。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4069209"}
{"text": "“楼梯只有公猫才能走”", "question": null, "star": 73, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "脱了外套显得可爱多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXAVLh8XDgB3ZEFibXJAP45l9lWKufoYk0pPOQ6qLMwSneGBviaULxO17g"}
{"text": "金的名字叫什么？", "question": "我不希望它被拍成真人版。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2991476"}
{"text": "让你说“对不起，我们不接受这项服务”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H099hSftgapoQoEibxNpJgC7R6XvnQiaYEbCdWLjy5D8c4WPXUuMu2tEA"}
{"text": "撞到了小脚趾", "question": null, "star": 155, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5p4kxheglj60u00ybwer02"}
{"text": "亲戚得知我是音乐专业后让我来一首《二泉映月》", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfW2omluLbaU8VF2NUpDITbC4Gb3oIQtMRWy8xDn8qwxFsZP20vicbFiayhUC23ekQicTcGOroDEtMg"}
{"text": "老板，冷静点。我并不是你喜欢的那个东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1658462"}
{"text": "只能用手擦了", "question": null, "star": 118, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6579dhspyj60u00u0q5o02"}
{"text": "学会了语文你真的就可以写出许多小说来吗？", "question": "学会了 C 语言真的可以开发出很多东西吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "加油，兄弟。", "question": "为了考取京都大学，请多多支持我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1700087"}
{"text": "我并不是娘口三三", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "是你家要开锁吧？已经搞定啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib5ibzY7vKTpIpAmZu0PrgKxUglq4uicogFDIxmSxIcgncnFLRXocNlibBQ"}
{"text": "原来刮风可以这么舒服……", "question": "在被三振后说出一句帅气的话。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3127900"}
{"text": "你出生的时候真健康！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7118112"}
{"text": "你个白狗敢咬黑人我就告你种族歧视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHrusn7YYAUFn0ocoKMFJ7dWNHuRawwLaia5tvx6lrzOMzD4gzaGetBNQ"}
{"text": " 必须泄露的内部邮件，一定要在第一时间泄露，这是企业公关工作的一部分。不能泄露的邮件绝不允许泄露，一旦泄露，必须有人承担责任。 ", "question": "为什么有的大公司经常泄漏内部邮件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对不起，没有你这个尺码的衣服", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "门下走狗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzk76p46o5j60ok0w30wd02"}
{"text": "咬掉你耳朵的人", "question": null, "star": 680, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnn7e3qwfij60vg10ewiu02"}
{"text": "如果在今天击落俄罗斯飞机，就会被视为英雄。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6481374"}
{"text": "咳～~呸！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5k1hjcyg0j30ci0eldhy"}
{"text": "说好全家人一起玩捉迷藏的结果数到3全都开车走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwfTfQ9AibbeEicdfB0N0Zy6qaN9clmHJJGImvRwhchrSdaA5F7pM8uP10Jh58ibM9bicSiagib1bqCyIA"}
{"text": "1tb 全部放医学资料，而且全部是外科。重点学习神经外科，这样我就能学会动手术，给题主开颅放出脑子里的水。然后，我就能从小黑屋出来了。", "question": "即将把你永远关在小黑屋里，能带台电脑，但是不能上网且硬盘剩余空间有1TB，你会如何安排这1TB的空间？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有条件的话尽量不要选择同一个寝室的，干啥都不方便，还会失去你的个人空间。", "question": "大学生选择第一次恋爱对象时最好不要选择哪些人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当猜拳输的人要结账而你出了布的时候", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glff9vjlzdj60s90pxh4h02"}
{"text": "来看一部很恐怖的电影，已经满座了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2Cccv4kiavAeJRb7s5s0ichShwNC9K880XLqDHbgUk4zHFPNqsWSdgQrjgTDOibL1bP00fso23OhUw"}
{"text": "大雄，我现在直接和你意念沟通，去走廊站着！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rtytb6mYuT5Z2mI4B62868Meib2rNM2Zn3TF6iaWdXZhRRkduMxhoOMWiaKeeAhww4lvxWCvo5Afmfg"}
{"text": "我有一个同居人。", "question": "我购房的首日就发现了最糟糕的事实。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6110841"}
{"text": "可能只有你看得到吧", "question": "在晚上的时候，为什么北京路边可以经常看到有人在烧冥币呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "调整脸上的面膜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicYQmShGbr3Zgn7oTWhdiaM2WdKfkkpSyoiaEnV35h2UsqtsTcArNA2v3A"}
{"text": "网球是什么样的运动呢？", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "碗有引力！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcpduichxV8LAeFk6TFXZrOnANuS4Z93pjIhW9p97rC9db0eGQn8icLf6w"}
{"text": "进错了，我以为说的是导数呢。", "question": "微商是怎么炼成的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀，胡萝卜。", "question": "给标题加上三个字，让它变得不好看。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "4852010"}
{"text": "你戴的隐形眼镜真好看 我赞美了她后，无论我说什么，她都不再说话了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7166450"}
{"text": "我以为我和别人不一样……", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "再来一只就能消除了", "question": null, "star": 202, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt8nigzyigj60w41c60zn02"}
{"text": "刷了一天视频后发现没连WiFi", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hge2lxkhekj30ci0elq6m"}
{"text": "周一起床ing", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROUj2KABWPxPMUAH7H3VjmuSl9mxibzNaUB5RgXU4lvLR0zrQ20dQJAp2r49KdaerNac2nqlficZLA"}
{"text": "「喵藏何在？」『属下在此！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1her30uuwafj30ci0eln10"}
{"text": "进了大学同学的微信群，看见大家在讨论团购奥迪的事儿⋯⋯实话实说，这已经足够让我惊愕了。然后，就看见有人问了一句：有一个页岩气项目，2000 万美金，谁有兴趣？⋯⋯再然后，出来好几个人回复：说说具体情况⋯⋯⋯⋯我就把这个群屏蔽了。", "question": "哪个瞬间发觉自己真的很穷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用502的时候耳朵痒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSuPGgjHibJicplicFcPIJicTHI91ALZEQt4y9oCg15apmLEJ0hx8mrmf6icJoLmvcjPrErbk8utyU2dw"}
{"text": "看你玩游戏玩的后脑勺都秃了一块", "question": null, "star": 67, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5sgf691hzj60u018kmz302"}
{"text": "只会傻笑和点赞⭐️", "question": "就随便说点蓝色子弹之类的事情吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5780123"}
{"text": "只有自己坐上了过山车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNKY1fEgDwBaWl8XaPWAn71j0OUGQQSNaVaRAHSX2ujGibBdN95HC8DEDw"}
{"text": "三位通过教务处发型检查的同学和一位被处分的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaH6DVZSLtYVgLAlRZMaLT7UYhnGqDd7jz72GnwE3r8vkfRWPOu3bQiag"}
{"text": "呃，麻醉针？", "question": "Apple Watch 的杀手级应用会是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到「闭上眼我再亲你」后过去5个小时了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1her31gumq0j30ci0elmzv"}
{"text": "男老师，穿短裤，穿皮鞋，黑丝袜拉到膝盖。唉。惨不忍睹", "question": "你所遇到老师做的最奇葩的事是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "完了 我第一反应是soga", "question": "「原來如此」用英語怎麼表達？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“斥”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "今天的视频企划是！吃满满的浴缸刨冰，好满足啊～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004338"}
{"text": "第5次拿着每人限领一盒的鸡蛋经过收银台", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCia5sXVKV2RcyNvibQWWbnrD4ODibPKLgxzdmr8Exqchp0YmS5UGUjKEDJYRW8ZGwxfS2DyvEQbeNRg"}
{"text": "坏消息：刚烧过来的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfGjk5THDMkY5OTcQWjSLcAM7licCckPiazyFwRf6PWGaY6Jf96ddGpYy9V00PMXKYe5GboSMcwZcw"}
{"text": "西游记第十七回：林黛玉和伏地魔商量上梁山去救诸葛亮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q7w06Sl7cravlZ698ibHtbXCE0tu9TSPHqCDtQjiawiaiaSQiakkbsjWzbMD3J5rcGQfhdDaUrOyAEtibg"}
{"text": "推荐他们买银行股，这样就既能显示出你确实学了经济学，也能让他们彻底相信你真的不会炒股。", "question": "本科学的经济学，亲戚们总让我推荐几只股票，该怎么说才能让他们明白「我不会炒股」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谢谢！谢谢！谢谢！", "question": "她忍不住放了个屁，现在尴尬地沉默着，给她一句贴心的话吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3365498"}
{"text": "加油，再努力一下，就差九万九千八百六十七次了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3585653"}
{"text": "我已经喝了十杯了，但差不多到极限了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1275046"}
{"text": "今天我们聊聊转基因", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f1prpm2hqyj209f0b5dgv"}
{"text": "A片初体验", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6i3tdubgdj20gd0dmmyn"}
{"text": "清洁马桶Step1：偷走室友的牙刷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3xYRhI6muMfXVoDyOfgkTyzoicCDMPUDGicxZuMcHAl0L0qS6HxJRpibhA"}
{"text": "那边的禾野先生点给你的", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "地板太烫了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpvvewg8swj30ci0eln1u"}
{"text": "照腰镜", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxChFhLV3HFRB924PAOhjT4Zo5WyrOaJpqWOicCRHb8Ynp0vuAUiaaDPy5w"}
{"text": "你还好意思问为什么我要呼吸吗？", "question": "你为什么老是装傻呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313447"}
{"text": "陪人家去加油站嘛～好不好嘛～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TkyFJbBbE6joKiczqVsz63pECbvy6LcJhUQ0ZibLwD7g3jYPu9Zhh8KCAA4f8RmYblHtl3OM6bHx0g"}
{"text": "别忘了投掷任务，行吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7307785"}
{"text": "哈楼宝宝们！今天给大家直播一人勇闯鬼屋！", "question": null, "star": 557, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjsl83o769j60zy122jzu02"}
{"text": "面试官：不用那么紧张，放松点！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RXjQExBOLULpvCxjg7QHibkqP1N9C68IAuAb3Fx4OqzQmSLYIT4ysJxRBeTUVwPhC5GA9n4xqwibpQ"}
{"text": "从病房的窗户里摘取树叶是我的爱好。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834171"}
{"text": "姐姐带男朋友回家了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3kiv9g3qgj30ci0elju7"}
{"text": "哎呀！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384991"}
{"text": "我的尿路结石好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138972"}
{"text": "只用一根手指就能北斗神拳，这就是北斗神拳", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "快起床！散步时间到了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpw9guxby3j30ci0eldn2"}
{"text": "早上买的雪见大福四袋哦❤️", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6248567"}
{"text": "这是个代谢综合征的问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4137452"}
{"text": "最新研制的有机果树", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicicHLrCjWAkGCBc5JUMtN14VpgzmgsG31ZPlX9ZuAkMfsQIc4yDcvfaQ"}
{"text": "见到女神心里的小鹿用力过猛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q0mkcHraTkibtOIk3y1iczXT28taPy1I7bsaVw6zu3yxf8StOuHVZkzMc6SQXs7zwUsHUyM4GpEIgg"}
{"text": "被老鹰啄到小鸡后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhWTIZwP4uEE8XLTk7uPpQS4mIqNfOLy5OUkxUrXialmW5AhBRpV9uv9XQ"}
{"text": "如果我不能一个人战胜你，那么哆啦A梦就不能安心回到新泽西了！", "question": null, "star": 500, "type": "I2T", "image": "6384691"}
{"text": "你能吃塔马金的皮吗？如果能的话，请告诉我最美味的食用方法。", "question": "这是Tamakin的皮，但是有问题吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389167"}
{"text": "好快的刀法！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579586"}
{"text": "玩到最后发现我是狗，狗听了都摇了摇头。", "question": "你认为最奇葩的剧本杀情节是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "额头上纹个月牙吗", "question": "黑人为什么不纹白色纹身？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海豚在水族馆里看起来很饿，它渴望得到食物。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2025577"}
{"text": "看到汉字就兴奋得看到了“工”和“口”。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6625938"}
{"text": "我想看一眼鲨雕长什么样。", "question": "如果没有生殖隔离地球会变成什么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在教学参观中最为投入的山下老师。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861461"}
{"text": "原来哆啦A梦也能出布.", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu1ep18iytj30ci0eln10"}
{"text": "自己的无能。", "question": "有点不爽。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6029217"}
{"text": "怎么都不动？第一名奖励魔鬼教官热吻一个哦！快跑啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3sukvs2bpj30ci0elgn7"}
{"text": "STAP细胞是否存在仍存在争议。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3355894"}
{"text": "人家说成功的男人经不起诱惑，我只想说男人都是一样的， 只是女人不会去诱惑不成功的男人而已。", "question": "上层社会找情人是否已经成为了普遍现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "机场排队过安检。安检的是个小姐姐。我前面的是个小哥哥，巨帅的那种。安检小姐姐工作超认真，问得超仔细，我站后面都感觉等了三个世纪了，她还没问完，就那么一直盯着我前面的小哥哥在问。终于轮到我了，小姐姐头也没抬，「好了，下一个」。", "question": "你是通过什么事情才知道自己丑的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当年我路过玉佛寺，一个算命先生对我说，我这一生，大富大贵，儿孙满堂，家财万贯，事业有成。。。是难得一见的大吉大利之相。。我就想问，算命先生都这样说了，我为啥要驳？？？？为啥？？？？我都这么成功了，我为啥要驳？？？然后算命先生还对我说，居士，我这么说，你满意了么，你要满意，麻烦把板砖从我头上拿走好么？？", "question": "如何驳倒算命先生？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从天而降... 是个女孩吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793436"}
{"text": "朝阳警方提醒您：一切以转账为目的的聊天都是诈骗。", "question": "如何看待警方通报吴亦凡事件：一男子冒充涉事双方对吴与都二人进行诈骗？有哪些信息值得关注？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你就说：……美女，喜欢书吗？美女说：喜欢……你就说：叔也喜欢你～", "question": "在书店如何跟女生搭讪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高尔夫球童：先生此处应用5号球杆", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S9wXye9ZI6LQC3RicVrDgvo6cESLh1fxib7ByhaDDLKsSjxErKebQArA4ef2CazvADvruLiaOmNW1dg"}
{"text": "放学回家的路上。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5995394"}
{"text": "乔治觉得有点腻了，于是换了个姿势。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825664"}
{"text": "女生眼中的班上男生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0bziobv85j30ci0el0wp"}
{"text": "买了就会变穷吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007XdJHwly1gkk72z5f7oj30ht0iujv2"}
{"text": "医学狗表示，别给老子提名词解释，听到这个就心脏一颤，尤其是这些西方国家的医生啊，发现一点鸡毛蒜皮的事，就要把自己名字写上去，完全不考虑后人的感受啊次奥！比如一个小小的甲亢突眼，各种眼征如下：阿巴迪(Abadie)征 即眼睑挛缩征。令患者直视前方，阳性表现为两上睑出现挛缩。焦夫洛(Joffroy)征 向上看时，前额皮肤不能皱起。仿格雷夫(von Graefe)征 双眼向下看时，上眼睑不能随眼球下落或下落滞后于眼球。达林普尔(Dalrymple)征 亦称眼裂增宽征。斯特尔沃(Stellwag)征 亦称瞬目过少征，阳性者眨眼次数减少，每分钟少于 5 次。见于面神经瘫痪、GD 眼病和震颤麻痹等。曼氏(Mann)征 病人端坐，双目向前平视，如双眼球不在同一水平高度即为阳性。莫必斯(Mobius)征 两眼看近物时，眼球辐辏不良，即视物目标由远及近移动至眼前时，患者的两侧眼球不能适度内聚。见于甲亢性眼病，患者往往伴有一定程度的突眼。每个外国人名字都能考名词解释啊！！！全他喵的外国人名字啊！！！这他喵的怎么背啊！！！听起来很暖心的名词解释？只要是老师考试前划重点划到的，都属于暖心的……", "question": "你听过哪些听起来很暖心的名词解释？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别掉下去！绝对别掉下去！", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "同样的梗已经有人发过了。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "非常开心", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FZqKkYIOnagMkKsiaplPUSfPNVzWicWK5rVZVVY8WYrU8NxM2ZiaibKSBJ1OPNCy6hI4fUQuIAD5oS3g"}
{"text": "海内存知己，天涯若比邻。请稍等……与君初相识，犹如故人归。嗨，别来无恙啊！我们已发布了针对你电脑的一些更新。日日新，又日新，我们已经更新了你的电脑，快来试试吧！有朋自远方来，不亦乐乎。欢迎你升级操作系统。青，取之于蓝而青于蓝；冰，水为之而寒于水。正在准备升级，请勿关闭你的电脑。请君莫奏前朝曲，听唱新翻杨柳枝。正在准备更新，请勿关闭电脑。小荷才露尖尖角，早有蜻蜓立上头。请前往开始菜单-入门应用查看新增功能。一花独放不是春，百花齐放春满园。为你提供的应用均经过精挑细选，确保让你爱不释手。千门万户曈曈日，总把新桃换旧符。Windows将保持最新状态，为你的网络之旅保驾护航。剑阁峥嵘而崔嵬，一夫当关，万夫莫开。这些更新能在网络环境中提供更好的保护。花费的时间可能会比预期稍长，但我们将会尽快完成。马上就好。休对故人思故国，且将新火试新茶。敬请开始吧。我们更新了你的电脑，所有文件都已归位，我们有一些令人激动的新功能，请尽情使用吧。", "question": "什么是微软式中文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "少年在漫长的冒险中，没有意识到自己也变成了怪物。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "1870382"}
{"text": "路见不平几声吼：啊~啊~啊~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaOBCSKOZsV2cIrhAODhkkP2NUHmYjBmicUvialiahyeLuqicxFdPHHCicqx7GnrGa6ZPiaWwkbuuGwepA"}
{"text": "跑个题。当年高中，我们化学老师说话口音很重，nl 不分。有一次在课上做实验，水银温度计炸了，汞液流了出来。老师也是身经百战，指着化学课代表大吼一声：“拿硫来！”化学课代表冲出去了。我们的教室离化学实验室不远，可他过了许久才气喘吁吁地回来，手里拿着一包从小卖部买回来的牛奶。后来化学课代表表示：“牛奶很合理啊，误服水银的急救办法就是大量喝牛奶然后送医院啊。”", "question": "地板上掉了一些微小的汞珠应如何处理？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们不认为你是最后的BOSS。", "question": "生活的琐事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5315258"}
{"text": "婚纱照是一种角色扮演，新人们通过化妆、穿婚纱，在唯美场景摆姿势的过程，逃离个人缺陷、逃离柴米油盐，逃离争吵和贫富差距。最终扮演的是理想状态下爱情和婚姻的模样，这符合婚纱照的受众——亲友们的期望，也符合夫妇双方的自我认同。另外还有主流审美趋同的缘故，就像中分长发美瞳尖下巴满大街都是一样，平时都能自行往一个模子里挤，婚纱摄影的实现可能更高。就像大部分年轻人无法保证「无论贫穷还是富有健康还是疾病」都不离不弃，但还是肯定地说 yes，这是一种美好的期许，婚纱照是否跟本人相像，照片里满溢的爱情泡泡是否根本就货不对板，都是不需要考虑的事儿了。", "question": "为什么婚纱照中女方越来越不像本人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "毕业后就是失败。", "question": "小学生七年级常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3667056"}
{"text": "听了半天没人唱歌的那叫后摇，贝斯弹的贼响又不好听的叫后朋，贝斯贼响又挺好听的叫新浪潮，听完后觉得你上你也行的那叫朋克，听完上都不敢上的叫金属。听着像金属，但有布鲁斯味儿的叫硬摇。剩下的不知道该分那边儿的统称摇滚，不知道分哪还不好听的叫 indie 摇滚。", "question": "摇滚，朋克，金属，后摇，后朋的定义分别是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "四面八方都可以走。", "question": "把动漫角色的名字改得土气一点。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "5434508"}
{"text": "厉害啊小哥～居然上到了这座塔的四层～不过到此为止了你的对手可是我锁镰珍妮」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx0w3wjodcj30ci0eln16"}
{"text": "我娘转了一个「不能喝易拉罐，罐口有致命细菌」的谣言给亲戚圈所有人，也转给我，我把当事医院的辟谣新闻发给她，她只回了一个「哦」，没有转给亲戚圈。为啥我娘宁愿转谣言而不转辟谣呢？因为转那个谣言相当于对亲戚们说「我关心你们」，而转我的辟谣新闻相当于说「你们都是傻逼」。所以科普也要抓住心理。中国人普遍宁可信其有。辟谣只守不攻，自然吃亏。自从我转了几条「小伙传谣 500 次被刑拘」，「妈妈信谣害死女儿」之后，群里风清气正好多了。后来我娘告诉我他们新建了一个亲戚群，没加我。", "question": "为何进行科学辟谣如此困难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来吃自助请自己去取吃的", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "一直以为问好都用 how are you，人生第一次跟老外说话，人家问我 how's it going，瞬间懵逼，回答，en⋯⋯e⋯⋯l'm⋯⋯l'm going to class", "question": "中国英语课本有哪些偏差？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "给里面的乘客让道的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZukZYLHzEeD0JYxnbUSw6q6Q0yMWZ6v7Frukic9wnrFDa5WpuspPHs1oew"}
{"text": "这位乘客！别在车上干那种事！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmmb5dha8jj30ci0elgrm"}
{"text": "终于干掉胖虎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcrf8pcavhj30ci0el77s"}
{"text": "当蜘蛛侠新作由育碧代工", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "一切都是日本的错。", "question": "韩国的那些事儿。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540734"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈！我被咸鱼味儿打败了！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "1680548"}
{"text": "今天又没掉秤", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "那个货说让我一小会儿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g7hx89rewwj20hu0eh405"}
{"text": "说出来。不说的话下一个就是索。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6443178"}
{"text": "狗狗又吵又，怎會有人要養呢！”编辑發送", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R59415dUlf4iaD397ic3hiavV54cCfyagvk1g7wbIQyzrlLeBSYCpNfFTJ8gd9mAJMfLzyxjlADqhVQ"}
{"text": "背面正面", "question": null, "star": 233, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8ppasz2joj61401hcthb02"}
{"text": "我们的共同点是：都戴眼镜！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4ccenbfbvj60x60pkn3602"}
{"text": "为整容成功干杯🍻", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjlnhe44mqj60x90pzdko02"}
{"text": "车厢最右边的人放了个屁", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gophovo9cxj60x00ostrg02"}
{"text": "拉完屎的你总是想瞅一眼再冲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ts8MeBl15Kibfia1tDETkH4RMVrKTdGMjj8LSvy1udSQAcl0XsAWJoebgSRuiarrZx01AO55U8DqWQA"}
{"text": "你屎到淋头了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4ibgCzoDL6TvMVGV96Slb2fGIXd6hH2UicPicJz2TxibeTHIEYdLBf95glQ"}
{"text": "男人喜欢吃拉面，男人被拯救时说阿门。", "question": "阿门和拉面有什么区别？", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "6745802"}
{"text": "他以为对方会击球后往一垒跑，我就从另一边跑到三垒去！", "question": "棒球队顾问说出的震撼性一句话。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6605258"}
{"text": "不要回答！不要回答！！不要回答！！！", "question": "如何评价《三体》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "化学之年", "question": null, "star": 28, "type": "I2T", "image": "6721868"}
{"text": "KTV里另外四个人格非要用其他唱法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmVRUeGD7WeqfKAOW22h1r15R4IObS5VuLwZejwCS0hOhDE9mFUvq3JA"}
{"text": "今天没有欺负人的孩子了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386930"}
{"text": "在夫妻吵架中，爸爸的臭袜子飞过来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5353887"}
{"text": "智齿的事情我不太清楚。反正我生下来之后，我爸妈把我两个手的无名指剁掉才给我取名字的。", "question": "拔了智齿会变傻么？或者有什么不好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "科学地解释了为什么吃麻辣牛油火锅辣的受不了时再喝热水舌头会更痛只能恰点冰的来缓解以及为什么第二天上厕所会菊花痛", "question": "2021 年诺贝尔生理学或医学奖授予温度和触觉受体的发现者，如何通俗地理解这一成果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "狼人请睁眼", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "「全家都在这里了。」", "question": "和小孩子一起吃螃蟹的时候，怎么回答孩子「小螃蟹回不了家了吗」的提问？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "猫说「请叫律师来」。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6979967"}
{"text": "家长会要来参加。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2974521"}
{"text": "8月31日出木杉家门口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7va9s1qcuj30ci0elgq8"}
{"text": "这么可爱的小狸猫！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4744439"}
{"text": "因为 PM 2.5 不同。", "question": "为何中超的直播画面不清楚，总是雾蒙蒙的。而德甲英超总是很清晰？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不知道我的眼镜吗？这种颜色和形状的我以前就戴过，完全一样的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533195"}
{"text": "好啊，就在这里，静香的被欺负开关", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2102556"}
{"text": "一股烟味", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWtclTVQzKiaDk03BJJd3vFib1xNHKhKPTSnVeZUFcGkBaf8kZeGqdUSBA"}
{"text": "好高啊！", "question": "当被高高举起时，婴儿可能会想的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4563332"}
{"text": "婴儿潮", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "5807665"}
{"text": "我喜欢的姑娘果然是氧气少女", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKBPhSPeaPic1fCoFEyKOKibgufNX4qj1Tudrwu6VYthRKueibqnLfO8fcBJic2Qx8Gxusnicvu8Il6kw"}
{"text": "扔飞盘砸到了奔驰车的主人被带走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibuUow1X02XAVSdsbpuKZkJs284IrtzV8NyCJpFuJpXnqUeoJYxFeUuUhSZvb2WPiaMdzBvlOSLKg"}
{"text": "我知道我压力大了 换了猫猫头也一样", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "星星超过一千了却被删掉了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2925141"}
{"text": "先生请等一下，本店给您补偿两", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEFuczF3fzjYzvkdS3NG77KRIyoLtczRB5bJ4cg4qVrZvK3uKCmJ0ib3Q"}
{"text": "没有口袋，你就一无是处。", "question": "把多啦A梦比作蓝色的狸猫更严厉地改述一下。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7309220"}
{"text": "晚了，我是专家，我很权威，我今天就明确告诉你晚了。", "question": "15 岁学编程晚吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“你在那别动，我来救你”“你们别怕，我来救你们”“你们仁别怕，我来了”", "question": null, "star": 270, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guhfxi8yvej60yo1g1wrb02"}
{"text": "不听音乐", "question": null, "star": 298, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvdor879srj611910bn2k02"}
{"text": "驼背被妈妈骂了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAS7oibiczlI0icdAqnBmA4DlP4FGY3vHI3QvqG3lZL20jy6icqNMbGTO6qXqtDyB1f0PCEuw7kQDKyZQ"}
{"text": "哎呀，对不起！我节目选错了！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3316761"}
{"text": "「我保证把所有西瓜最中间那个正圆都留给你吃。」", "question": "用什么可以替代求婚钻戒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "中单买鸡……", "question": "常见的社会潜规则有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因内幕交易被捕。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5097051"}
{"text": "今晚的晚饭~♫", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3822781"}
{"text": "对。不想当朋友。我喜欢你不是为了和你当朋友。我又不缺朋友。", "question": "为什么一部分人明知表白成功率不高，失败了都当不成朋友，还要去表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上课时想去厕所，但是是大的厕所所以不好意思跟老师说。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4101536"}
{"text": "等一下！我是哆啦A梦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179358"}
{"text": "我还有1年寿命。", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "别在我赛科玛的正对面开新店啊！", "question": "请向7-11投诉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7383026"}
{"text": "挑一件好看的裙子，要颜色鲜艳的。头发染成红色，扎个哪吒款冲天鬏，糊上一整瓶发胶，保持长期定型。把家里的床单撕了，撕出两根长布条来，用染发剩下的药水染红，分别缝在裙子的左右肩上。这样跑动起来，会有火焰飘逸的效果。鞋子吗，挑双跑步鞋吧，反正很快就会弄脏，款式和颜色就比较随意了，结实就行。三个小时准备时间，足够。这一套皮肤换上，至少能保证我站在丧尸群中，属于最打眼的那个。窝窝囊囊活了小半辈子，变成丧尸以后，要嚣张一点。", "question": "如果只剩三个小时就要出现丧尸，你会干什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "话剧《雷雨》", "question": "有什么推荐的小妈文学么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小哥吉拉，我不是让你张开三只眼睛吗？！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5656454"}
{"text": "Boss 问：「你这个博是跟我读还是跟 XXX 读？」（XXX 是我们学校一院士，80 多了，博不自己带，交给我 boss 带，所以跟谁的名下实际差不多）我：「当然是跟您读，反正您早晚也是院士。」", "question": "拍马屁有哪些好方法及经典例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "怎么可能！超市大甩卖的大妈都这么强吗！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtvdo2sepsj30ci0el0wx"}
{"text": "妈妈，就这个大小的饭盒就可以了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6330649"}
{"text": "我刚才讲这些考试不会考", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1eB9h8ibr03iaRFnmV3yzwXsoszSljo20lF4ic2jyfHpW7fm7TwPeRciac5WibYWk9YnO1GJvXTpPIdg"}
{"text": "psycho——切掉一寸小拇指连肉带血寄给我心爱的美眉以拯救她的灵魂freak——全天站在教室门口目光追朔着心爱的美眉傻笑weirdo——蓬头垢面目光僵直大门扣不拉沉迷于奥赛题pervert——每天去超市大庭广众之下对着女装模特打飞机", "question": "「变态」用英语怎么说？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忍耐也是有限度的。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5835594"}
{"text": "老师，你出来吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC2QKCLt3duUfV8l7pvrZa1kmB6ibuQQXzBbfQHsa0icLpZ0JEfZalnibYwuP1fZpTScL8OJ6WHwVaKA"}
{"text": "愣睁。", "question": "影视剧中水下的戏如何拍出演员睁眼睛的效果？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他掉头发了，但是胸毛和肚毛却很硬。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4611178"}
{"text": "割蛋后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hilip5qgzoj30ci0elace"}
{"text": "不要带着女朋友去他们成群结队会出现又人烟稀少黑灯瞎火的地方。。。。", "question": "遇见一群 13 ~ 18 岁的街头小混混挑衅你，该如何应对？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "听到瞬间就觉得是那个吉他手的风格啊！然后心想，这是……塔可威的主题曲吗？感觉有点不太一样，不过这就是他的品味吧。", "question": "请不要让我难堪/为难我。", "star": 108, "type": "T2T", "image": "2492390"}
{"text": "老板你们这边天花板漏沙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPW9oO09FVJKBI2VWBq4sc9iatm721DyicezQUd4kZ1QGy7n7MUicUiaxZh5A"}
{"text": "这不是模型屋吗？", "question": null, "star": 15737, "type": "I2T", "image": "1519127"}
{"text": "那个裙子的图案和家里的窗帘是一样的呢。", "question": "反派常说的话。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "7078439"}
{"text": "老师！电焊停不下来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egy1g286kwlwt2j20mr0mrgnn"}
{"text": "流星锤拿反了", "question": null, "star": 236, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkntm8qpnuj610w10w0ye02"}
{"text": "我准备了三根猪肉条，而不是花来表白。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6813281"}
{"text": "手术好难理解啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7018625"}
{"text": "用百分之百的私心去照顾新生的大学生。", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "5785867"}
{"text": "被风吹着，痴迷地寻找着什么。", "question": "勇士打开宝箱，没想到宝箱是个模仿者，模仿者突然...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6071451"}
{"text": "真·鱼生", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2dsvioaf6j60wy0qc7a302"}
{"text": "自带辣条", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4WXxicj0KGyfovVYoFashI6dicjqM2s5n9cT8PHnB7msXgqLSUibYQ1gKw"}
{"text": "？我好不容易考上研究生，你要给我重启？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？", "question": "《奇葩说》第七季第一个辩题：「是否愿意一键重启你的 2020」，你会怎么选？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "定时拍摄是多久来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QlNmwonDaWy88xOeHdwsxkyT5EE0x14DAyXe02csmia3RCOq2ScDiaOJvgDHw5iacwC9EAmk18pfY6g"}
{"text": "终于能无视这个题目了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5197562"}
{"text": "联机游戏玩到一半时被老妈叫回去吃晚饭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn5pz5hexaj30ci0el481"}
{"text": "她想送给她最新的圣诞树礼物，但是被骂了，说这个太低俗了，让她别送。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7324900"}
{"text": "大海航行靠舵手。。。", "question": "有哪一句中国诗相当于电影《死亡诗社》中的「O Captain! My Captain!」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他的面具", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "出生时。", "question": "我被别人嘲笑得最厉害的一次。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3422721"}
{"text": "（嘿嘿～今天走运了～暗恋的麻美来看……旁边那男的谁啊！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2muyec5kpj30ci0eltbw"}
{"text": "你们两个！不要再为我打架了！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "比较", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6506230"}
{"text": "按摩腰部", "question": "如果被壁咚了，接下来会是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1655058"}
{"text": "支付邮费", "question": "NHK来时的创新应对方法是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139589"}
{"text": "不谢邀走在路上十有八九会被人要微信，在图书馆里身边很快会有妹子围过来，在地铁上可能会被人要求合影，这就是我的生活。要问为什么的话，我想先感谢一下我的父母，他们给了我一张嘴，可以在这里胡说八道", "question": "男生长得太帅是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「叔叔你若有心，吃了嫂嫂这半盏儿残酒。」「俺若吃了，嫂嫂你就把扇子借俺？」潘金莲摔了酒杯:「臭猴子你走错摄影棚了，快给我滚！」 「叔叔你若有心，吃了嫂嫂这半盏儿残酒。」「嫂嫂你放心，我不怕冷。」说罢拿起青龙偃月刀去门外站岗。潘金莲摔了酒杯:「关羽你走错摄影棚了，快给我滚！」 「叔叔你若有心，吃了嫂嫂这半盏儿残酒。」「好，好！嫂嫂你可叫我想死了！」说罢扑进了风月宝鉴。潘金莲摔了酒杯:「靠！什么情况！不录了不录了！」", "question": "潘金莲说「你若有心，吃我这半盏儿残酒」后，武松如何让潘金莲知难而退而又不至于闹僵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "拔牙的地方咕噜咕噜响！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6715349"}
{"text": "有时候首字母不固定，需要稳定支持。", "question": "可爱的孩子在被抱着的时候的感受。", "star": 5701, "type": "T2T", "image": "1837601"}
{"text": "把红色本子换成绿的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3refZSTQV2Oib8TqnyvD7H099hSftgapoQoEibxNpJgC7R6XvnQiaYEbCdWLjy5D8c4WPXUuMu2tEA"}
{"text": "我们都是木头人，一不许动，二不许笑，三不许露出大门牙。", "question": "别人怎么说你会让你哑口无言？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "垫大欺客", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbsche6z3lj60w60vadlx02"}
{"text": "有点像说我像你爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7362900"}
{"text": "B终于发现自己脚掌骨折", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "我明白了恩惠之雨的真正含义。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7066231"}
{"text": "你这家伙！还真把我养胖了呢！可恶！我非吃了你不可！", "question": null, "star": 16640, "type": "I2T", "image": "2810296"}
{"text": "你老爸怎么当上名侦探的，你心里没点数吗，搁着装啥呢？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghgx8u8dukj20xp0vq7eo"}
{"text": "生怕老公回头看向衣柜里", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzicISiaEYb4ViadOXAh9yCFg2nYTfkS98RI2WqRHm5AR9PicQ9REGeBa1FWQ"}
{"text": "救出被米菲猫派的陷阱困住的人质吧，那就交给我好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7004481"}
{"text": "浏览吐槽群信息时，天猫老是跳出通知", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usbq61hUuSlluRtb0f03g63ODZY4LgnViaJ6OMPicneKhvH8icAIyzAHfeg"}
{"text": "下课后看到老师跟自己一起跑向厕所", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8GYGw79RcI6Msmwqpia9ZNGBhUefKrXWibrVWKun2J49b3JXVj2GUgQPODhxucUhbjZeAWz6rXFtA"}
{"text": "智慧", "question": "你们缺少的东西。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7329668"}
{"text": "※精肉柜台上的“店长”的标识错误，正确的是“前店长”我会道歉并订正。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDutgKjeT42gjUcBsPubibaEDCjxadPzAYjKN5eJpreAc2ANo6ZUiaS2zQ"}
{"text": "是客厅还是浴室，简单来说是个谜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6662842"}
{"text": "购物袋要吗？不需要", "question": null, "star": 262, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmp1tvat2j60uj19twqv02"}
{"text": "这是第几次了，从嚎啕大哭开始拿出工具的这一段...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1208801"}
{"text": "因为这是你的朋友圈呀", "question": "为什么微信朋友圈的鸡汤文和谣言会被很多人转发，在这种现象的背后，有什么值得我们思考的地方？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "衣裳是从小脚穿起的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6836801"}
{"text": "打扰下，长官派我刺探军情可以帮忙填个问卷吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4c4fqydotj30ci0eln02"}
{"text": "被怪兽的舞蹈戳中笑点笑的站不起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRwte1HmHAbclBPGBfEpNXTsmw6CTQtpIt7xDeCJZsYQLHruv4kNcawA"}
{"text": "巴士", "question": "给宠物瓶饮料的名字加上或改一个字，让它变得更有趣吧。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7297978"}
{"text": "屋顶漏雨接水侠！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h57c8cnbglj30ci0elq7j"}
{"text": "这个要穿在玩偶上吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3747901"}
{"text": "“快和爸妈一起去亲戚家串门”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gy52h97yucj60qe0wvwj002"}
{"text": "进店时的酒精消毒", "question": null, "star": 253, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwuzvhnuw6j610712wgsd02"}
{"text": "我挤了痘痘。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7194858"}
{"text": "虽然是免费玩家，但是因为推荐了一个好友，得到了一顶帽子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SKNnKFIRF4Fg4tg5ae1WNQm0AscNtfRx62gskdKTKiaee0ZKSia00Uxzcwkx2Z8UaIeibnbgPGXD2Wg"}
{"text": "帮我p好看点", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkutcrutdej60xa11wdnv02"}
{"text": "骑手正在取餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib4nIDS4DSJXe9ABpMWJqrvHhFW0auiby82teBpDLp0yZicFhmfQlk6eng"}
{"text": "鉴定一波网上热门生物视频", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "打开薯片包装前后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaMiatFRbam0Vun8l6hrYqfM6Kic0lvMXxAzfkqheDRRudkQM7WIwiawZJw"}
{"text": "呜啊！我的影子动起来啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPaO0vKjUOD8Djt9jofDcbxmPt9D7CsOicQGF80kibDkAJvCBqpHJ2ojLzKvAjiaOp1uGmbES53djfg"}
{"text": "我朋友，女的，日本人，有次同事聚会喝多了，坐电车的时候想吐，实在忍不住，吐在大衣袖子里了，大冬天，硬是提着袖子，到了以后出站才倒掉。但是，她给我讲的时候，我正在吃饭……", "question": "日本人不给人添麻烦到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近片区多名男性离奇失踪最终，警方锁定了一家黑作坊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgAr0ib9j5gm9euAHv3icBqibOlKFGfcRiavDtLGszzybuAHBvL9VjtOI4nVLg"}
{"text": "听说和服很受外国人欢迎，但是上午一个客人都没有......", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388127"}
{"text": "情人节期待地打开储物箱，发现不仅没有巧克力，鞋子也丢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUtnWflZjkRS9GFujCawd4aT5mCcYRftKVdhCfKzO47huLOaxjwqd7e00ErbZYlL59YUJZaEjKsw"}
{"text": "睡醒后发现自己成了班长", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gojqhgcr0uj30ci0el48k"}
{"text": "社交距离异常接近的世界。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6434595"}
{"text": "年前为什么只有我受欢迎？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6972037"}
{"text": "华丽的擦地布工作。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3174583"}
{"text": "日本的未来。", "question": "让我忍不住移开目光的是一袋酸奶在包里洒了出来，是父亲不认识的人在生气。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6675442"}
{"text": "光着上身的红T恤。", "question": "我在KTV，店员用奇怪的眼神看着我，为什么呢？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6630059"}
{"text": "《AKIRA》中的首领帮众", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5421326"}
{"text": "快到主人回来了，却想不出新的恶作剧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6847705"}
{"text": "荣大快印。", "question": "哪些社交场合能够结识投行从业人士？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问您是石黑贤吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4360054"}
{"text": "为了柯南寻找案件的宠物(*)^▽^*.", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7000577"}
{"text": "等一下，这是我的钱包吧？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3188176"}
{"text": "有一次家里惊现蟑螂，朋友看到大叫一声，我摆摆手说没事，然后把右脚拖鞋脱了拿在手上，瞄准蟑螂。 用右脚光脚踩了上去……", "question": "智商下线是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "已经成家立业的童年玩伴，接当年捉迷藏游戏的冠军回家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QcunNVHmX6598ChlSt10YqqIQxTwSGmuby3LOJ5tMz6pIRv30MGdblicaX0M5iblLG4mvtXNPfZtvA"}
{"text": "被打出电影院前的最后一张照片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iaeK2NElx5sUMbHvWotqI1nd68TE5vYzpQA9MnLZXjdTLhrc0W8foBGQ"}
{"text": "裁判（发令枪已经响了……）", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqos4ix9h4j30ci0elthp"}
{"text": "嗯咕......嗯咕......（模仿鸭子叫声）", "question": "十年前的声音现在听不见了。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7372219"}
{"text": "自己刚才拉的大便堵住厕所后引发了大骚动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx373rz4z7j30ci0eltch"}
{"text": "刚毕业那会去某股份制银行面试，面试是群面，面试官开场直接说，能揽储 2000 万和长得很标致的留下，其他的可以回去等通知了。我微微一笑，淡定留下。就这样我上了俩月的班，直到揽储任务下发后我才被赶走。尼玛走之前一同事还跟我说我开始以为你至少可以揽 5000 万以上。想哭。", "question": "你是通过什么事情才知道自己丑的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "渔童（42）。", "question": null, "star": 860, "type": "I2T", "image": "6869866"}
{"text": "达斯·维达的形象和我想象的差别太大了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7368043"}
{"text": "适合忙碌的你，VR厕所火爆发售中！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiaGqugeTdysnr6BicEicuTxc7gqRibIbLPF0mcE4v5R4vjFsrYpFLQ5YtmA"}
{"text": "还有个黑头没挤出来", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "来我家浴室的第三头驴了！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "为什么男孩子不能趴着睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TvOAsJlWV1EY2h6Wq3F3vUKUInqr30w1Bo47GmLPZ7hO4ia4q2p4gThg"}
{"text": "从西装裤改穿内裤。", "question": "糟糕的程度", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2597785"}
{"text": "在出热水前为了不浪费提供给旁边的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3zgkj3xrmj30ci0elgmj"}
{"text": "水果和玉米饼", "question": "这个似是而非的时尚品牌名字是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "4562320"}
{"text": "邓布利多死了。", "question": "人生路上哪些知识不应该提前知道？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "笔记本垫脑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvSCgyJxzLPbkgIibhKVWF6YyicJqCRv9MWauIe3Ps4d0mlquBwr4FyJBQ"}
{"text": "主刀做阑尾炎手术获得满堂彩，一时兴起返了个场把患者的包皮割了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBMY3x4QASDPc2mWAmwT9DYCZ2rrSEiabhUiaicLxytWImiac0icWpn7v5yUg"}
{"text": "把它溶解在水里就曝光了吗...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4266756"}
{"text": "吉娃娃的最新情况报告。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7374575"}
{"text": "老公，说过姐妹聚会你不用参加的!", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi5bpspoidj20wy0muax1"}
{"text": "给大家表演个大便活人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8HLHxumtuVOjZ8nmsMftpAQrD9Qplqv2BB2ibNkIfV08tcY9fcqicNXyg"}
{"text": "中国大学的盗用之风的历史比中国 IT 业的历史还要久远。", "question": "中国IT界的盗用之风已经蔓延到大学了么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别来沾边儿", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "我爱你，能不能把垃圾倒一下？", "question": "我爱你，后面加什么最虐心？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "专业失误。", "question": "给公司名字加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "7165762"}
{"text": "因为孙子就是这么打的。   “孙子曰:兵者,诡道也。故能而示之不能,”   《孙子兵法》", "question": "「拿得一手好牌还装孙子地打」这类行为是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是谁把鼓面换成铁板的？", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gozwwx7x5kj60lx0wstq302"}
{"text": "打开电视看早间新闻时播放起了昨晚老爸忘记取的DVD", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvcrikdv0gj60ci0el76r02"}
{"text": "香菇的背面", "question": null, "star": 209, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0nc3u18wzj61141diqbf02"}
{"text": "是的，在全身酒精消毒之后吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7194966"}
{"text": "我的外国朋友曾不解地问我：为什么中国的小学生去上学时脖子上都挂一块红餐巾？", "question": "有哪些比较有趣的中外差异？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喵，就是这样啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7185735"}
{"text": "主人主人，来电话了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8ktqwt5v5j20g20e9jvq"}
{"text": "哈哈，我的考虑起作用了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133709"}
{"text": "皮卡丘「小智！十万伏特！」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6pphbt8axj30ci0elab1"}
{"text": "脱了有点冷，不脱有点热", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIXoiapfuQjX7oc2BlCHoyWsgqx5LnpXVonU5Y1UMia7OGfSibY5C6WmaTg"}
{"text": "我们在哪里见过面吗？", "question": "“投骰子时说远路话的人优先选票。”", "star": 75, "type": "T2T", "image": "1608398"}
{"text": "习武之人首先要脚踏实地，制定的目标要能切实的不打折扣的完成，一天总共 24*3600=86400s，每日拔刀 1 万次，平均下来就是每 8.64s 拔刀一次。这样不吃不喝拔刀 3 月，估计已经挂了。没有人能知道你到底有多快，因为你已经挂了。", "question": "每日练习拔刀一万次，3 个月后，或 3 年后出刀速度能快到什么程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你在击杀大BOSS的过场动画中穿了超浮夸的服装", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7PW19uLib2RO6vhp29SaM8OfUJibmqzPWcnUvdH0I44DuM0oNiaibp4azPQ"}
{"text": "凑齐另外六个人", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bg9dv3roj60uk14rdl202"}
{"text": "我们女生就喜欢这种不上进的男生。", "question": "男生喜欢做饭是不是一种不上进的表现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "出木杉君让我温柔些", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUNAIrOXu99DqZ7vTFT6Elvs9plaBXfGK6UxiamiaCj9gm3me5ibaRsr3BlDK6nJKMv6LTyurfwInNQ"}
{"text": "《数学习题集》。多年后我再读，发现还是不会做，翻看后面答案，无数的「略」。我在懵逼中，终于恍然大悟：这个「略」，其实是读一声的。知乎日报注：关于一声的「略」，可以参考原回答评论区：@天意昭昭：就是做鬼脸嘲讽时候发出的声音。@寒乐：请跟我做，用右手食指按着右眼的下眼皮往下拉，伸出半个 ，发出「略略略略略」的嘲讽，是不是有感觉了？", "question": "有哪些书，在你有过某些经历后，再读它时有种恍然大悟的感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "成本只要两毛，但卖你们198的水乳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFP7Qt7x2iaaCuTmAhb9VhBHYZNp7466WBW9rKqpxDvzzSIX8tqKcEPPw"}
{"text": "网友见面会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gromh8krskj30ci0elwid"}
{"text": "太热了，我忍不了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3794083"}
{"text": "3D版古筝真难弹", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TAqKZoA8lXxWrwFQtV1v9FUA1NLuw4WHL2FsYdZDShDmWwNlkuJ8WSG48pxq39alN8AKwsQXibFcg"}
{"text": "白天发现只萤火虫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTzYjjYQKZNS403oRxWNJDYJlUkrSdhb3pJKEoQB6484vrTDrnFmNE3Q"}
{"text": "刚以为骗过了视频查岗的老婆时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nvFKIx5BtpbMibsEJIGTuZeOf3VhvEt2oibtcRHMPq7AHIHgFGKN8DbRg"}
{"text": "热敷，软化，吸入。", "question": "拉面的珍珠完全新的取出方法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3414021"}
{"text": "想看提词器又不想太明显", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBLGqNAJziajO1MGg30ljpw77cTKao2OV9oaJpI18F4Ug8lNlZMAbIGNA"}
{"text": "启动超级变换形态！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gznbr8o57xj60yv12ndpw02"}
{"text": "万一有戏呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9p888ejqpj30ci0el774"}
{"text": "菲赫金哥尔茨《微积分学教程》，卓里奇《数学分析》，阿黑波夫《数学分析讲义》，吉米多维奇《数学分析习题集》，辛钦《数学分析八讲》，柯斯特利金《代数学引论》，沙巴特《复分析导论》，科尔莫戈罗夫《函数论与泛函分析初步》，施利亚耶夫《概率》、《概率论习题集》", "question": "朋友喜欢苏联，过生日应该送什么好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天帮了我忙的，偶尔能看到像微生物一样的家伙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7313168"}
{"text": "前戏王", "question": "名著漫画改一个字，加上2023年是22023年。", "star": 20, "type": "T2T", "image": "6907169"}
{"text": "游戏角色设定只能选内裤颜色", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd7959yvpuj30ci0elta9"}
{"text": "我已经知道犯人是谁了", "question": null, "star": 405, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5kalayj35j614015otev02"}
{"text": "想出「用记忆面包轻松考上东大！」的自己太天真了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnicj608j4j30ci0elwl7"}
{"text": "这里是家居用品店", "question": null, "star": 797, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl1qulbb2uj60vj0vjn2m02"}
{"text": "嗨呀，大姨，你今天算是问对人了。你看这几年，经济下行，金融危机，钱真他妈不好挣啊。但是啊大姨，我最近吧，在北京倒腾了点新玩意儿，一本万利啊，一年就挣了一百多万啊。嗨呀大姨，您管我们卖什么呢，挣钱了就是了，对不对。什么男朋友啊，有钱了还怕碰不了男人？您听我继续说啊，我们公司吧，主要是会员制模式，对对对，您给我交 2000，您就是我们公司的会员了。销售方式啊，主要是直销，主要卖给亲朋好友，您就是他们的上家。等过完年了又刚好是旺季，公司里正缺人手，我寻思着把个好位置留给您。过完年，您就跟我去北京呗。嗨呀这有什么不会干的，我们提供食宿，还有好多专家免费给您上课培训！诶呀大姨，您再把我大姨夫拉进来多好啊，还有我姨表哥、姨表姐，嗨呀有钱大家一起赚嘛哈哈哈哈哈哈。自我有一年给我大姨说过这段话后，再也没有亲戚主动问我这几个问题了……", "question": "如何巧妙地回答过年亲戚必问的三个问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "斜坡上的杉树谦虚。", "question": "在历史上的人物的名字后面加上一个汉字，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "7182844"}
{"text": "会议拖得太久了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5730386"}
{"text": "我也没打算让你吃的呀", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "呐！我都说了不会游泳嘛！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gme42pvj6ij30ci0eln1t"}
{"text": "朦胧的清晨，第一次知道灰原是男的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SJ4YajD3JYdKiczwx4IWgicNzQxZicXzdoVfHBmtRE0ibN5yQoodxF9x8GMfic5sPibovJgKWmaaVzTBOg"}
{"text": "一个月工资多少啊？家里有没有房子啊？有没有车子啊？结婚了没有啊？有没有对象啊？但凡这种乱问别人隐私问题的人，我都会自动把他们划到某一个层次。", "question": "有哪些话一说出来就体现了一个人的层次？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "战俘来了都会说违反日内瓦公约。", "question": "宿舍条件差是种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请问你是不是想热死我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib6iaEIzhSbV9KtF7mia5eqFRf0SjRKAlIr7BswQ7hIRJoVI4RvTCYCSCg"}
{"text": "深度睡眠仪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S7Hqm9qJdSBI1ZYXSCaX8ictGs82s4jsC6qwaNlkiauBGBKbQ8qxJCzr4nESqjvPd9bBtQjtJ7oXwg"}
{"text": "明有奇巧人曰方仲永。少时善口技。尝道与两小儿辩日。暮归。欻来一狼。急奔之。路遂迷。缘溪行。忽逢桃林。中隐有儿啼声。仲永就观之。得一女婴归。祖母愍怜。亦躬亲抚养。仲永以其年幼。因名之曰女娃。后十九年。二人竟婚焉。女娃游于东海。溺而不返。庭前枇杷树。妻死之年仲永手植也。今已亭亭如盖矣 。", "question": "有没有两句不同古诗文里的句子连起来却毫无违和感？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个东西很好！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388287"}
{"text": "看了A_V二十分钟了还是没有进展，明天早上也很早，是在考虑要不要快进呢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6287786"}
{"text": "被前辈这小子~其实是敌军间谍吧？hhhJ的捉弄戳中身份后，只得挤出笑容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0jqivjm0gj30ci0el0xb"}
{"text": "出来东西了", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6755027"}
{"text": "讨厌，那个男人从刚才开始就一直用色眯眯的眼神看我。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3626385"}
{"text": " 沉默半响，然后问：“大伙儿还困吗？——不困咱继续。。。” ", "question": "如果给客户放 PPT 的时候突然蹦出来黄色图片，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "矫正牙齿", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7381048"}
{"text": "不要再画了，眉毛够粗了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egbku9sjprj20a909hq3t"}
{"text": "一爸爸，来咱家做客的小兔和小羊呢？我们说好一起出去玩的-哦？原来那不是你叫的外卖呀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq7d6EpBibgSbticYQ1PPTSry7CLiazSPsnqPVIZp8iauAfaic0FrZHMfITMw"}
{"text": "“不，是你想买这个ps5的”", "question": null, "star": 190, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvn519t0tlj60xc0uctfo02"}
{"text": "你打不死我，不信再开一枪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QMB4MpicgWQXExPhHzlxmeU3oa0bzbaRPk8ibcf8kUPFJctdRcT0vKeiby2varINEJIib18iaia2GOFibNg"}
{"text": "不合格产品", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "7142983"}
{"text": "想方设法蹭个工伤", "question": null, "star": 245, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2qi0u7vvlj61401hc0xl02"}
{"text": "柯南中的精英级犯人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqs98rmsdcj30ci0elgop"}
{"text": "周周四周", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g3gytw3nn2j20yi120qdf"}
{"text": "必胜客新品", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAxAgJFjibh5DKsU5M1nHLrDN0cz3pfLvmCHziaiaIqvicoS5LFGNUhn5Kvy9f15oBmD4Iicw2ibWPaRd9A"}
{"text": "飞鹅扑火~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2yqzt725xj60q10x2tdw02"}
{"text": "你看我爹给我起的：张书记。过目不忘，闻名不忘吧。你根本不了解我这些年怎么过来的。", "question": "给小孩起名有什么技巧么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小林麻耶好像被附身的鬼魂离开了。", "question": "从今天开始是新学年了，请在4月1日这个特殊的日子给我讲一个好笑的谎言。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6488154"}
{"text": "回来时带一瓶酱油", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyia5D3ibmiajPITElwDYic6Jxic2RG59Eb3nypHnpwQODVyibxib2DlXIYVKpQ"}
{"text": "有的，比如北宋著名的政治家韩琦老先生，公元 1008 年出生，1075 年去世，享年 67 岁", "question": "为什么00后到现在都没有一个活过30岁的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不小心说关西方言就会被魔杖敲打。", "question": "请问在东京旅游时需要注意些什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386571"}
{"text": "不知为何开始摇晃腰部。", "question": "大雄在考试中得了100分时妈妈的反应。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7162848"}
{"text": "不要面对着车门低头玩手机，刘海会被夹住的，别问我为什么知道。我疼。", "question": "你们在地铁上遭遇过哪些非常尴尬的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "军训的时候，教官突然要我们唱歌，并且一人接一句。开始了，教官开头：小燕子穿花衣；同学 A1 接着唱：年年春天来这里；同学 A2 接着唱：我问燕子你为啥来；我隔壁的同学接着唱：燕子说；然后他把头扭向了我，教官也把头扭向了我，一脸期待；我憋了半天，然后唱了句：啾啾啾。。。", "question": "你做了什么事情让大家笑疯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "帮我把白头发染了，可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3949028"}
{"text": "两首歌之间的讲话倒是挺好听", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6pht51FbuoVhCjWSic7Oc7emnFsfCSf5mfpiaqvfWWKM5NNGQ9vKuQO8JA"}
{"text": "生物课本模特应聘", "question": null, "star": 322, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "奶奶的意见", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1jv1fdlidj30ci0eljtr"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦终于不挣扎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6fc8nouvfj30ci0elq6i"}
{"text": "老妈「我进来了哦~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8ac3st1cej30ci0el424"}
{"text": "穿着耐克参加阿迪的年会", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDsRlYRUA9CLjjTIuePkQaaPfres5fIwhU5NpcgTbslLA8IiaojCtgxDpeQBVichSnPr94JibS0qVFZA"}
{"text": "禁烟广告", "question": null, "star": 153, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gs9rh8q3jpj6117149jxt02"}
{"text": "1685年牛顿发现万有引力1685年之前的人们：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SWxd8qUk21XicWebgZdd4ssqf4puSdia6nQxkplGzwobpg0CcU9zUntw8MQQMCEwaia8EFWKWTzVwUQ"}
{"text": "去取登录点", "question": "早上零点有什么事吗？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2614957"}
{"text": "最大的困难就是 60 岁的时候舍不得这个世界，还想活啊。", "question": "想这辈子不结婚，活到 60 岁左右就够了。会面临些什么问题和困难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "是找梅西还是去饭馆点餐？", "question": "阿门和拉面有什么区别？", "star": 2455, "type": "T2T", "image": "6745802"}
{"text": "你的话说完啦？", "question": null, "star": 186, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu6sp5gfd8j60zn1bijwy02"}
{"text": "该往哪个方向进化呢", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "脱下就变成女神。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3394489"}
{"text": "别送了，同学看到会笑话我的", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "没有我的考试号码的高中公告栏。", "question": "最近看到的震撼的东西。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2680789"}
{"text": "因为这样就不叫《哈利波特》而是叫……《鹿鼎记》？！", "question": "为什么伏地魔杀死詹姆的时候，詹姆不变成鹿顶他呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "聚会结束后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJg56ynPVNUIZngmkeoSxiadFOQrPQt7ZUl6MwFiafLbaFtlricFrbZUE4xrTk6YYRdMBIialia83zW7Q"}
{"text": "猫片", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "喂，你不会是《风之谷》那样的人吧？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2633081"}
{"text": "做服务员。", "question": "我觉得这厨师是疯了，应该去看精神病医生。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1909747"}
{"text": "小猫咪村的狮子童子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6454447"}
{"text": "他知道是设局，但没想到设的是绿帽子局。", "question": "皇上究竟知不知道甄嬛回宫是故意设局？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "好可爱好可爱，我的新肉体～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SpwjclE8icjwAWTs77iaXRG0D1R5VtNSCO5ia2SY3icPWRdlN0QNh2x6KzFgcLjlM4PK4ib8IJGj7tPew"}
{"text": "岸田文雄的演讲", "question": "谁听那个广播节目啊？", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "7111220"}
{"text": "据说，就像是农民辛辛苦苦种了一季的白菜被猪拱了...", "question": "发现心爱的女儿第一次开始交男朋友了，爸爸是什么心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "马尾辫的JUJU", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "1分钟前删除哈哈哈哈：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJj1mqic6hibc3zpKD1YXRibxT0l4sccpiahtjA0ptqCGLgvHcovkuc3483g"}
{"text": "粑粑，我想出粗来“好悲伤，谁让我们没手呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g6iolfhr7ej20fe0gamyw"}
{"text": "火葬场的女工", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7338244"}
{"text": "躲在袋子里的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvxjbdrwykj60sv0xcgub02"}
{"text": "今晚就当个灰姑娘男孩吧！你想不想一起跳舞呢？（虽然唱不好，但是我很嗨！）", "question": null, "star": 48, "type": "I2T", "image": "6706585"}
{"text": "这是什么情况？小皮卡丘大魔王被封印了吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5213705"}
{"text": "今天谁没出现谁就是卧底兄弟推广普通话的重要性", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbM7e8VfjS86qYmdXicDh3TWicv9NVqv5oLOguf0zEbziaN51clJw1EsWmvQ"}
{"text": "谈？化妆舞会在明天？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1he0hmckjgij30ci0el76x"}
{"text": "你淋过雨吗？", "question": "一滴水如果从足够高的地方落下，能不能打死人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "召开远程会议时等半天没一个人到现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3mrzmjh1xj30ci0elab8"}
{"text": "哎呀！？主角……身份交代了……？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6937578"}
{"text": "水管突然爆炸把屋顶冲上了天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt7b51qdmij60x30oxdps02"}
{"text": "为捉迷藏的小伙伴尽力拖延时间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ROyn1c0Kt7Jviame1IE2nvXdXL60N0aVpR6jqUmd7hT2GPZd6rL6WzibCq85ic9OibVpbqo19iapX4GuA"}
{"text": "什么？我们商城还有付费功能？", "question": "在epic上和在steam上买游戏有什么区别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不是，那我下班练个厨艺做顿饭还得让领导整锅端走？", "question": "如何看待Nginx之父被抓，利用工作业余时间编写的软件到底属于谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我全身都是宝，人类可以把我做成好多好吃的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MahAjKKgdJEwNGS6DCI4mOImVbkejjvru9azfwn8dt1yiaQujt3uYWtA"}
{"text": "是的，那天你救下的那个柠檬就是我！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4NGicqQQh5VZu4ANgia7VjX0ibageOCPBtj4KUAH5hf1ibkF0OsnCNfNPuA"}
{"text": "校长的讲话超过十分钟了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6789838"}
{"text": "温酒斩滑熊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQvEia28ibEu6fWwbrc8vMVPmlKxZuKf0wfKtib7VB6GeRjXCa39v3ahxvA"}
{"text": "青狸回来了，J家事务所怎么样了？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366271"}
{"text": "一号选手是主力。", "question": "介绍一下诞生于联赛中的阪神老虎队和另一支队伍的特色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5023887"}
{"text": "我最初借你那一万纸钞呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h271y8hxgoj30ci0elgoo"}
{"text": "不太明白你在说什么。", "question": "听到一就了解十的反义词是什么？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6438166"}
{"text": "价值观", "question": "即使变成了化石也没有价值的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389230"}
{"text": "你不是说你家猫很温顺吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstabWsiaCGI7bJrt4WgUJd5OccGicxfNUrwxsP79wIGldcGjf4uCvR0S1jg"}
{"text": "森鸥外在医学方面也很有名，但是他在担任陆军军医总监期间的军队比海军更健康。", "question": "请编一个关于森鸥外的明显谎言。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387987"}
{"text": "「电脑怎么开机」讲座到此结束谁还有疑问可以举……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs696rk9cvj30ci0elgut"}
{"text": "喜欢给自己的东西起名字的少女", "question": null, "star": 570, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkli3cqns8j610o1cwgt602"}
{"text": "又在摆阔了……", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6782439"}
{"text": "这是我的肾", "question": "买了台 iPad mini 送女朋友，刻字写点什么比较好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为没有魔法棒，所以做出了痛苦的决定。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2018735"}
{"text": "他在涩谷是卖手链的高手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7220822"}
{"text": "学好数理化，走遍全天下。连续未必可倒，可倒必定连续。", "question": "如何看待山西临汾男子一脚使得 215 根河边护栏依次倒掉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "洁癖丧尸：我抓了一个活人，但是我又不想在吃脑子的时候滋的一身血怎么办?吃货丧尸：发现了一个脑子但是它已经干了，我要如何让它变得美味?跪求人干的制作方法，在线等挺急的！我抓刚的人正在努力挣脱我的骨架手！生活类丧尸：如何装成人类并取得他们的信任?如何在比自己强的活人面前活下来?如何在活人对我开了一枪没打中头的情况下完美假死躲过一劫?", "question": "如果把知乎放到丧尸的世界会被问什么问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最好能恢复到这个角度", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rjzhSvSkgQ5S0hY65h8BcMwUVhpWibAylfQHLic3J4J4od7icIMick7uJKsg"}
{"text": "喂养...说了...就...是...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3766698"}
{"text": "变身带在变身后坏了……。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "4512729"}
{"text": "又被翻牌子了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAOyZ296ysuKiacK1qHnaoZaOgConziaicxEpuwYw0ictNFsnZFZVq7nKPQaAXDhddX5ZBtuN8qP4Sr4w"}
{"text": "前辈发现的玩法开始了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6365530"}
{"text": "你拿了我的洗发水吗？", "question": "第一次去美容院的人可以说一点点谎。", "star": 64, "type": "T2T", "image": "7355276"}
{"text": "经济舱的各位，现在我来给你们分食物", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBWrWG98gGEwwrSkAnYLJ0tjv2HbvFic0drMrHDNDjcuEialtANF3lrsPlN5WSLjnqM385ibUCibf3yHw"}
{"text": "「听说你们中国学生心算能力特别强？你特么能心算根号 2？」沉吟了一下：「1.41421。」丫拿着计算器按了一遍：「卧槽，还真能！」", "question": "出国后对比当地，发现哪些国内的事物让你感觉值得骄傲？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "古典音乐终于来了！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6792372"}
{"text": "每次比赛的时候他都会说：“我到底要守哪个位置啊？外野？三垒？哦，是你守三垒吗？”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6515212"}
{"text": "一年我为妈给爸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIjw1eu0xh146z2g30b40b4djz"}
{"text": "善于撒娇。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7007620"}
{"text": "嘘！……10公里外有炸鸡声！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8isboliavj30ci0elgp8"}
{"text": "好看的皮囊千篇一律有趣的灵魂五十多岁", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkTNqorhRJhCjJhIqxQI1Uc68pjYWYQrsSrSdQztbz59p85uXklibhIpA"}
{"text": "战战兢兢去看，什么都没有，松了口气回头，他就在那里（惊叫）。", "question": "请问在恐怖电影中常见的是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4318306"}
{"text": "我第一次看了《萤火虫之墓》。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7239670"}
{"text": "面对训练有素的兰尼斯特军队，龙的战斗方式概括起来：1 删除整行，2 删除整列，3 清空表格内容。", "question": "如何评价《权力的游戏》第七季第四集 S07E04「 The Spoils Of War」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看！爸爸总是喝醉了回来，妈妈总是这样做的！", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "5579498"}
{"text": "贞子出不来了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5946227"}
{"text": "因为智慧的轮子无法理解，所以暂时先把它当作耳环来使用。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6070615"}
{"text": "很抱歉让你过劳死这些文件在明天之前完成", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4ygsxsc94j30ci0elgmf"}
{"text": "盐撒的好像是最开始就擅长的。", "question": "简直就是个废物。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5369790"}
{"text": "有活儿了！杀手Silent！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hiei23lj4uj30ci0eldk7"}
{"text": "两个淘气鬼，非要坐前面，我车都没法开了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TxbCa6ONUra9xa5MBM0AXTMIicBXicf43A7UYmiadTSQEppFzEXiceSPXoZlrLXJET9YRjeXJ1o8TWAQ"}
{"text": "看不见我～看不见我～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibH5S0yGs4ibYXuILMFVC5zWibxOZ7AP3Sec41qFW6iaqlvsCJROK9ZnagFw"}
{"text": "10:14", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBvauGccU1aK3uaPN8fmt3I5T3bbMYibeOSbGqzV7Jp9cmBT16XnpXzBaTPdxp7AFSxhs8X2ndXoZg"}
{"text": "设大人的身高是小孩子的 n 倍，则大人的体重是小孩的 n^3 倍，而肌肉截面积（决定力量）仅仅是小孩的 n^2 倍，所以大人会疲劳得更快。简而言之，小孩的推重比比较高。【手动滑稽】", "question": "为什么小孩子精力远比大人旺盛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "离婚了。", "question": "强行结束这个正在升温的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4841874"}
{"text": "因为它没坚持下去。", "question": "欧拉数 e=2.718281828459....，为什么 1828 只循环了两次而没有循环下去？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "还剩一个布丁", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6sclqfcruj61401ewtj502"}
{"text": "追赶过来的是星期一。", "question": "我讨厌这样的逃跑中。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6752640"}
{"text": "我说过会在四月份发生的！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7358078"}
{"text": "如果你被红光照到，那就是你被狙击手瞄准的证据。", "question": "Lady Gaga曾经说过：“如果你有阴影，那是因为有光照射在你身上。”", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6975434"}
{"text": "痛死了！你这混蛋，你在看什么啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2082423"}
{"text": "你也开直播，直播她直播，不开美颜和滤镜", "question": "女生宿舍室友在做直播，感觉很不舒服，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青山先生 差不多该结束了", "question": "兰发现新一是柯南的真正身份的决心是什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5224289"}
{"text": "每月收入都是老婆在管。某夜吵了一架，想买包中华抽，摸衣兜只有 30 多块！蹑手蹑脚进儿子房间，打开他的储物柜！好家伙！这娃居然存了 3000 多块！顺手拿了 500 多，到小区外点了瓶啤酒，买了包中华，呑云吐雾间，深深感到世态炎凉，贫富差距，遍身罗绮者，不是赚钱人！", "question": "你在哪一刻体验到了真正的贫富差距？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上班像骑马一样艰辛。", "question": "在战国武将担任职务时常见的情况。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7301692"}
{"text": "雨伞的制作方法。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5799486"}
{"text": "鱼：我们给大家cos一个印度驱蛇", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnzshztjgvj60wx0wz7v502"}
{"text": "别动/那不是会颤抖的香蕉玩具！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6470714"}
{"text": "「你们办公室怎么下班之后就没人了？」", "question": "你的领导对你说过什么让你至今难以忘怀的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天在俱乐部认识的姐姐的脸想不起来了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5312072"}
{"text": "今天是朋友的剪发仪式。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317124"}
{"text": "从动物医院平安归来后庆祝重逢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gudqv94j6qj60ci0elq6v02"}
{"text": "中岛：“矶野，球飞到哪里去了啊？”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1734176"}
{"text": "陌生女子手持花朵走来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6246814"}
{"text": "11111111111111111111111111111111132eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrhgjhkl。‘", "question": "说说你什么时候最想揍家里的喵？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抹黑事件", "question": "这本涂色书一发售就出现了问题，原因是什么？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5702369"}
{"text": "这本书里有讲猫（Modem）", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "等式成立<龙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghae6jypjuj20vm0n441o"}
{"text": "猫咖要关门了，打包回家吸", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6egxxugy1j60p10x0q9m02"}
{"text": "你找给我的零钱是筷子", "question": null, "star": 446, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8wdwjec3wj61401hcaj802"}
{"text": "不是A键快按B键", "question": null, "star": 460, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqtqjkrjdsj60zm0z8gs902"}
{"text": "用了生发剂的海螺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgPws3fo6OcM1k2EExAs9KM9q5YcUs3kUAJzopPeXNVm4RxCUOvBLmyyIlwDhYVRMH7rZT9p7WzvQ"}
{"text": "听了反派微妙的冷笑话，已经过去了75小时。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6471374"}
{"text": "怎么可能，你以为我会答应你吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7386424"}
{"text": "为了搜索敌军基地，特别征召的千里眼田中发现了，在200公里外的小区妻子正在意味深长地购买秋茄子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2337068"}
{"text": "谁啊？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "2404396"}
{"text": "擦黑板的同学停一停", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuf9byvLKe8Wrib5wBoAy1hia8Njkib6XJFnn1fKvbXicB2tZPXg2ranLxNA"}
{"text": "有个很粗暴的办法。我妈教我的。跟一个人面对面聊天超过三十分钟，时间越长越好，途中不要自拍或者观察自己长什么样。然后去厕所照一下镜子。如果觉得自己惊为天人，说明你比对方好看，如果觉得自己还行，说明颜值不相上下，如果觉得自己丑到哭泣，说明对方颜值惊为天人。多多对比你就知道自己长啥样了。对比出真知。鼓掌. jpg", "question": "怎么认知自己的真实长相？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近在看《托马斯和朋友们》吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5082710"}
{"text": "原来如此，宣战是吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpzqv6tmzwj30ci0elwix"}
{"text": "全都是输的漫画...不是。", "question": null, "star": 542, "type": "I2T", "image": "1749760"}
{"text": "爸爸放出的元气弹把地球上的人们都卷进去了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "309998"}
{"text": "刚才喂的奶粉好像没有搅匀", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUBJQstzGicxlOrJQfOkNtq4o8glLYHpTOx3SBDUbNvUH7mgHW6DibxfGQ"}
{"text": "穿上玻璃鞋了，有话快说。", "question": null, "star": 3891, "type": "I2T", "image": "7314088"}
{"text": "说不定他们会回赠一本《百年孤独》。", "question": "第一次见女朋友家长，送《中国老年人防诈骗指南》如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在雅虎上，30亿人的信息泄露的原因。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3097090"}
{"text": "去医院的生殖医学中心签约。从此二层病房左半边的人工授精的占床和 3 层门诊的指导同房以及人授的门诊统统下岗都送过去让我瞪~空出来的部分改成做试管婴儿的。我每天门诊瞪满 8 小时，早 8 点瞪到晚 4 点~医院腾出来的部分全改做试管婴儿~晚上 4 点半到 6 点半去实验室瞪她们白天弄出来的受精卵~哦~这一天想想就特么累。", "question": "如果你有瞪谁谁怀孕的超能力的话你打算怎么用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是横笛吧，因为是横向吹奏的。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1225270"}
{"text": "年轻人，你能拔出被称为传说的这把剑吗？", "question": "挖鼻孔的时候被谁看见了就说这是一句很好的台词。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2400102"}
{"text": "田中这个玩假扮游戏的专家已经四天没动作了，情况不妙。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4503116"}
{"text": "太阳之塔的cosplay", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7341311"}
{"text": "不明白父母为什么有收集八筒的爱好", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWUNelB96SdHvw3BTvaqP00fnVzf1u2iaicsFpQrl6I7yhEkIjFe2eom0A"}
{"text": "一直想体验被大胸女友从后面抱住的感觉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNMTX3oDuCkPjhqKabWq5onN8j1Z56Ric8Nr6rPh7wr3cYF5YOokLFzZw"}
{"text": "还没起床的人就给自己打星标！", "question": "还有没起床的人呢，这是常有的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1584600"}
{"text": "拍摄炎上的视频并上传到SNS。", "question": "我觉得我做不了这份工作。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "4236856"}
{"text": "蹲坑的时候被人抢走了手机", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCOo9libfDqOSD1ianG6XSHPYI7UvSH3sGapjJRzgR1UnFvMdXdHZ13Ebw"}
{"text": "只会聊天的敌人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5361758"}
{"text": "吐槽区", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtdLibLllzib35aKxwras5iaT6FDG2hNYFcOValat8nGVXeeRdfrk3beHmk49icHmVrp6C1ypqbXTb1Q"}
{"text": "女友买了新鞋后走路的姿势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdAKGHXuvLZibZ6mia8phwTUot47TGiaSmq7CmY8CLBthSqGwESAFozXeibQ"}
{"text": "这次任务极为危险！绝不能掉以轻心！一定要活着回来！到时候我们四人为你庆功！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gue41bvbxcj60ci0elwj602"}
{"text": "以前在支行低柜卖理财，一次一个大妈神神秘秘的坐到我柜台前面。我问她办理什么业务，她拿出一个纸条，上面写的：「不要惊讶，不要大声说话。」当时我吓的心直接跳到嗓子眼，整个人都傻了，感觉枪口是不是已经对准我肚子了……然后她又拿出了一张纸和银行卡，纸上面写：「买五十万 XXX 理财」，看我愣了，又神秘地给我说：「这里太公开了，不方便……」我表示同意，赶紧把她带到 VIP 室拜托同事帮忙接待一下这个客户……", "question": "作为一名基层窗口工作人员，你见过的「奇葩」群众是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "昨天吃的韭菜好难扣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RCACaLiay3e746YhK1dib7JVz3Lrpn4mgkMZ5fCTzNWUQrpBfBgYRLxGWLt9mbibWVnCskeISlISsWA"}
{"text": "你要钻孔吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5890628"}
{"text": "出门遛狗的擎天柱", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hb4283ew0pj60ub0mrtb902"}
{"text": "彳亍", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwkq3n0p81j60zk0qxn5002"}
{"text": "上个厕所的工夫纸箱又被人顺走了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5p2ud3afyj30ci0eltd6"}
{"text": "便衣警察等了一天也没抓到色狼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOicKmrgesjCl6m2icliaHbzic2DeqJxNiaDb6RH0BKFzXk4fcFdBfW95AqGVib2kmxFTdZMyI5dgyiblEQ"}
{"text": "腾讯新款游戏手柄", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRibuTAaC0BYMEDTRarwyQmm92wUH7IVXWticgH3zmUJ7uhvibCu6QLythg"}
{"text": "当你三杀之后把对方防御塔当成玩家", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RrSiaKrNwiamvzWgNib8nbkuuVicj2KnwATB1Iibcud52wmmRHUtVI1Xw2jhyZecy9pSRh2tsAjDRjqNw"}
{"text": "法国国旗果然中间那个颜色才是主色调", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GW0ND36DkTgNwzI0NtyEWlbcz01REJ16IhxDD2rDTqK66p2lCjKvBGicQ"}
{"text": "站在乒乓球台子上扣篮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1exYIlC6hBUVBfQusmaE53qWNpkSGmXpwTtia68e3wR5yZNGwze5PKrqA"}
{"text": "你喜欢的金发碧眼，还有波波涛汹涌", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fw0zte6eaej20yi1al1e9"}
{"text": "妈妈，我一定是生病的玩偶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2900870"}
{"text": "打扫卫生的我妈", "question": null, "star": 303, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gi9wlcpzb7j20ju0sl7id"}
{"text": "抢着给大佬倒痰盂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQd6xALbYQ8lkUxAxMOprnB9jshibicN8Tiag1a9AngUx0xDKANI3zpn81VA"}
{"text": "能不能别在即兴的时候老提我前妻的事？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7124024"}
{"text": "发胶的力量太强劲了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThEzicqichCoDq54s0h0syZZFPPFbub9grk2jHLrwCAHlRgTMMC0M1rxSKjejiaBCQStPhNx6R78aIA"}
{"text": "肥料就用金坷垃，非洲用它，亚洲也用它。", "question": "如何优雅地接 「夜阑卧听风吹雨，铁马是你，冰河也是你 」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不论多开心，都别跳舞了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7342935"}
{"text": "幸好不是手掌张开", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guu9t77xbvj60u90vzdo502"}
{"text": "还是觉得他的挥棒动作帅啊！", "question": "世界最帅的转身方式", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5561859"}
{"text": "我忘记记下菠萝了。", "question": null, "star": 615, "type": "I2T", "image": "5150024"}
{"text": "炒至颜色金黄", "question": null, "star": 440, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwy9aedwraj60ze1b7jx102"}
{"text": "不是薯片，是叶子啊，而且没味道。如果是河童煎饼的话应该是“叶子煎饼”吧～wwwwwwwww", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7183358"}
{"text": "我的朋友在我给他看照片时左右滑动", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicHbRU8q2jche9Um8bPP528bSuXKaZ78JFt5qBPKtWCBCZu9AxolxaCQ"}
{"text": "一开始，创业是 To VC，To PE，争取融资，最终走向 IPO，让投资方平安退出；后来，创业成了 To PPT，先圈到钱再说，太平洋也不加盖，大不了跑路；未来，创业可能更多是在 To BAT，To 腾讯 / 阿里，最终目标就是认爸爸。寡头主导下的开放，开放地走向寡头。", "question": "在未来几年，互联网行业的竞争格局会变得更加开放，还是走向「寡头垄断」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "主人模仿油豆腐最像的进屋烤火~」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvmtvj7t2fj60ci0elwid02"}
{"text": "「不能派鲍勃上前线，他下周要结婚了」『他老婆像长泽雅美也没关系？』「这样啊，送去敢死队吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gml6vnptp7j30ci0elwlo"}
{"text": "那你就摆谱儿", "question": "遇到摆架子的钢琴老师怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我以为是情书，其实是挑战书。", "question": null, "star": 330, "type": "I2T", "image": "7243783"}
{"text": "这是确定的吗，坂本先生？", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "7311684"}
{"text": "暑假的最后十天", "question": null, "star": 175, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5nmal09d3j60u00u0jt502"}
{"text": "你们的爸爸只是对你们的头像有意见，而我的爸爸是对我的头有意见啊", "question": "爸爸对我的网名头像发起了进攻，家长中意的到底是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上个厕所还这么爱演", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ett53v6i95j209r087dhq"}
{"text": "素颜", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9rcb1ns6uj20fp0ebjsb"}
{"text": "x片里其他乘客的耳朵和眼睛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QloiasPKkuAib1NgLeLIyts5cM5n7icDFiarYpou6K5R8GLu7yuMjfSLt8tSPSzjkrRk8Z54JJJmOBlQ"}
{"text": "踏上寻找自我之旅的儿子找到的可真多", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h77fegbmsvj30ci0elmyg"}
{"text": "不能站着，不想跪着，只好躺着", "question": "为什么现在越来越多的年轻人在讨论躺平?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "第一次包的饺子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQNrgyJyMXfo0nwYJtK8kE6tqibSxnIToqrNufVFqhOZR5N3xQJCmYd7w"}
{"text": "这次我们在杉谷干一票！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7009215"}
{"text": "不许——背着——我——偷吃———！！！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "半夜醒来时，那里亮堂堂的！", "question": "哎呀，真受不了！", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2526849"}
{"text": "摇摆州选民", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uicQUtenNHNtf7hoiaz8VNRRIictYsex8l7OBBia8b9BicNvgJiciafpQMk5DQ"}
{"text": "面包时手一滑给了狗子一肘", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174GjChUKqynia54KRJSFWARulHcKeKvFYSgCUWWDzWOL6SX2j2khLvgktU17aYhibXDRnBjxz2HmcQibQ"}
{"text": "因为是闪亮的名字。", "question": "在学校里，我被称为Ace和平凡之人的原因。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6808479"}
{"text": "这个表情看起来比实际年轻，所以这三小时内我都在保持这个表情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "91971"}
{"text": "乘着爆炸的势头，我来个气圆斩！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6598181"}
{"text": "报告老师！我身体有些不舒服，想请假回健身房休息！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esxv1qu9g5j20b80abq54"}
{"text": "延禧攻略确实爽剧看一遍就不想看第二遍了但是有深度的如懿传我一遍都不想看", "question": "为什么很多人都觉得《延禧攻略》比《如懿传》好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那么，装着花生的是哪个鼻孔呢？", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7384491"}
{"text": "因为疫情无法出门，但还是想赏花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5iapibIhtiajSgL1vNVHt7L2lp6XPNE9gUk3X8DaAaicS7z2ETyr9bl5QvA"}
{"text": "这个问题太好玩了～当主播用动图挡住脸直播的时候主播满足了粉丝们的内心幻想和心理需求接受粉丝们刷的礼物就是正常的交易行为当主播在直播的时候因为不小心露脸而造成了粉丝们内心幻想的破灭接受礼物就变成了欺诈行为也就是说只要主播不露脸你永远不知道接受礼物是交易行为还是欺诈行为主播处于交易行为和欺诈行为的叠加态也就是薛定谔的主播", "question": "斗鱼乔碧萝殿下直播中不小心露脸这一事故，粉丝可以追回刷礼物的钱吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你要和谁一起去看E.T.?", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2354482"}
{"text": "当我出门遛狗的时候我的狗子巧遇了它的女朋友时，我的内心感受：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBCja7DcNJELicbNyKZcwVyGuTeC9JahUvlZGF0KYViah3nib0ooylm3K9Q"}
{"text": "儿子啊，别看床底下。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6396811"}
{"text": "化妆久一点很正常，我也就刚来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUs8WyxX8taBnJ12uiavQsWESBF41ooKrrTqYFbzNHXKFTKkNE54CsbVQ"}
{"text": "程序里的一段代码竟然企图寻找程序的 bug。", "question": "现实世界有哪些 Bug？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "左肩膀痒。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7310499"}
{"text": " you everyday", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "真臭啊……“兄弟，快点，该我吐了”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhd2mgf0mtuiaaL0Q6sp9XEN4UOmqQAlBdRZGEia3MAgelvsWdPWic9mzFVr2NLDsRefaa5ee7icB6zg"}
{"text": "今年第二次车祸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkicznpEMUicXscG7FwMjeicam8pibmQRuy0Mr1gZleiaZjJtDeOjsNddBcWFj4mwuvpvzXtvqXyDiahWQ"}
{"text": "心疼酱。肉可以接着吃，裤子可以洗。但酱渗到裤子里，没了就没了。", "question": "酱肉掉裤子上，你心疼肉还是裤子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "什么？让我出一个亿？跟小龙女住一年？等下，我去借点钱，把名额留给我", "question": "如果给你1个亿，让你在活死人墓陪小龙女生活1年，你愿意吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "总被朋友说戴眼镜会比较好看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rq9QNGWy6x4JN3TiaweWPpRbq8B0QRFdQC7tPBK0DBib63KsKFv2DlSQHbrLvdOFdLo3cLcxUML7IA"}
{"text": "设置了痴汉专用车厢之后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c201ibA4m0BjRtZgIiceJOVFF5S3TzVH5af3L6feOqxofGc5wKjNld4w3pA"}
{"text": "结婚了呢！恭喜你！", "question": "请你赞扬我，但不要看不起我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2632039"}
{"text": "小时候的坏心眼老太婆。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4783158"}
{"text": "哪个吃了藏在这里的糖果而生气了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6804666"}
{"text": "我们做了详细的检查但自前还不能得知你浑身发冷是什么原因造成的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ThgQP7zJYawcky2mr3I1I5fxXYLeicqAugAGZ80iaaAHW6IdHkSEfF5ib1AK6G8uKlHBun0dia7jM7RA"}
{"text": "5 年没看片儿了。", "question": "女朋友电脑水平比自己厉害是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "忘了把源头的袋子拿出来。", "question": "UFO的内部照片入手后最让我惊讶的事情是什么？", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "3971092"}
{"text": "每次洗澡或吃饭时，他都会说“非常感谢”，所以我先喊了哥哥过来。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1118363"}
{"text": "「代表月亮惩罚你！」『不行啦！那家伙会当成奖励的！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h7ai7wj0xlj30ci0el43h"}
{"text": "在免下车餐厅不说话的客人会被忽略。", "question": "请告诉我礼仪讲师规定的在麦当劳的礼仪。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6893256"}
{"text": "被阅读题的故事感动后没心思考试了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpg2yj6iw5j30ci0el7bt"}
{"text": "一部看了20年的老剧，依旧推荐给大家", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guyx69axykj60wy0ozk0s02"}
{"text": "村里唯一的厕所晚上九点开门", "question": null, "star": 534, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj6nk4ixraj611n1b8k0j02"}
{"text": "从此以后 由我立于天上", "question": null, "star": 376, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "电池没电了。", "question": "关于某件事的常见情况/经验分享", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5368397"}
{"text": "今天教同学们暴力破解法", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8thYDJmJfqFLqbzuJZu92dTxESib7Ztb2ib5DibhLlTB7T682IY4q1zse0g"}
{"text": "本来想吃正露丸，却误食了二氧化锰，打算用过氧化氢水进行中和。", "question": null, "star": 2021, "type": "I2T", "image": "2214766"}
{"text": "在对自己失望这件事上，我每年都没让自己失望过。", "question": "你如何总结自己的 2016 年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小时候觉得烟瘾毒瘾如果自己沾染上了，一定可以凭借顽强的毅力戒掉，直到后来我学会了自慰……", "question": "吸毒上瘾有多难戒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "放下手机", "question": "程序员在手机上用哪些app提高自己的技术水平？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老年人走失的防灾无线广播。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 31, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "那，我回到未来去。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317181"}
{"text": "脑补一下他们当完键盘侠，掐灭烟头扔进手边只剩泡面汤的碗里，跟网管说再续五块钱的样子，你有什么好怕的？", "question": "你有多害怕被陌生的网友喷？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从这里开始是深夜报道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyIxGseWqibibxAWly9HfoG3BThKh31NnAUXslMJ7YvVcao1kXDbPPQI2A"}
{"text": "Wi-Fi信号", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv2e2luhqdj60mc0x8afi02"}
{"text": "床屋里刮胡子技术太烂了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6998020"}
{"text": "有一次拉面小哥给我们拉面时我问他有没有失手过，他说真有，有一次面条掉一个男的头发上了，好巧不巧那个男的是秃顶，戴的假发一下给粘掉了，然后经理就给那一桌免单了。虽然我不知道他说的是个笑话还是真事，但是太搞笑了。", "question": "海底捞捞面小哥有没有失手过?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "坑里有人看不见吗！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5Jqib8cvRliaPvicPqqLibAkDvoHs3iaaPHGV9IJJ3KnS7QVtiaGtIZPiaznROUQ"}
{"text": "一个接一个走太空步进教室", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsc3fbl353j30ci0eln4f"}
{"text": "好羡慕啊……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6265090"}
{"text": "即使外表如此，我也是出生于南方，非常喜欢太阳。哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6476609"}
{"text": "每次要买单时都这样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqa5qhdf8tj30ci0el76l"}
{"text": "领导亲自来排雷，抓紧安排几个明显的雷", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJicKiceZe2d8cYIt5DeEBOPmbv51qPSQxl9tJ0rJIKiayweZSmfIBRxt2aLmia8wSSLnScGpx871VKA"}
{"text": "还在留级这事说不出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfvl7wmpzdj30ci0eln1q"}
{"text": "野生胖虎", "question": null, "star": 660, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gikj8d30erj60zp1ap0xk02"}
{"text": "就像我把另一只耳机递给你啊。", "question": "人为什么会在社交网络上分享自己在听的音乐？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不可回收可回收物其它垃圾有害垃圾待分类垃圾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtlzaicJep7wdJChvUTjj1g3TeQ9q1J8LLyQWbkRClHiatyM4oHJf5AMicCSOHWvG5iacAKicL7tdMN7g"}
{"text": "答应我，别再玩消防栓了好吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QyCHhKzFJ8e0c4ucN68UzN8DiaCjf82JEicqXMcswAoShm817LHwC9tu4t6icZRicjrJnwS3dpQvfUfA"}
{"text": "每次看到这种情色镜头父子二人就有些尴尬。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKjL7Hugiax3gPaIvias5suoUDovnEI6KeBftvJQia2CllbicCgPtTFdkmOE7cIzLOhMhgl9Y8lBH49w"}
{"text": "便利店的人冲了进来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6683721"}
{"text": "相声演员之间的默契", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5638133"}
{"text": "吃什么都会胖。", "question": "我觉得人体还有很多发展的空间。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6801914"}
{"text": "伊布的计划？肯定是决定了去有马纪念赛吧！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3241854"}
{"text": "十二生肖进不去……十二星座也不让进……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfqx0h142sj30ci0elq6m"}
{"text": "真四季快乐啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1356461"}
{"text": "参赛却得了第三名", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1zq8h2hb1j30ci0el0w7"}
{"text": "你孩子在我手上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4Egquoo7fyOib3wnibicId6Qhbo2icOsaEaYNicMrFZjfE46ZV73ib6oG7FrQ"}
{"text": "在 GTA 里等红灯。", "question": "你在游戏里做过最无聊的事情是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师：小伙子，多大了？我：22 了。老师：有对象嘛。我：没有……老师：咋没找一个呢。我：我感觉单身挺好，想玩游戏玩游戏，想写代码写代码，好不快活自在。老师低头用力地吸了口烟，叹了口气：哎，这不是我们这个年纪才开始有的想法嘛，你这早点了吧。", "question": "你和导师之间发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "波力海苔。", "question": "给宠物瓶饮料的名字加上或改一个字，让它变得更有趣吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7297978"}
{"text": "想试一下鱼嘴的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7njkHaP8usLbHTrZlAU0LrJdvhf5q34tBvWQ5iacGwS31HEVpWA5Yb6ow"}
{"text": "别担心，过不久你就会因为得知前同事待遇飙升以及自己原地踏步而伤感了。", "question": "如何面对年末/年初离职潮引发的伤感情绪？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "转笔玩飞到老板桌上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evh7j1dyo6j20ay09ejsq"}
{"text": "如果表白成功就做情侣，不成功就歃血为盟，结为异性兄弟", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHWQ4IRpNxAKdj4bdQX6xuzt37VPM1avtjpFeeM8zt4unic4fFfJ6n9vw"}
{"text": "尝试接触行业天花板的你", "question": null, "star": 386, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghi2ihkt0bj20l90xe0ul"}
{"text": "熊熊燃烧的激萌（可爱）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6721477"}
{"text": "我错把苍蝇当成了巧克力碎片，结果抓了它。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3321309"}
{"text": "高中地理老师叫李建成。第一次上课老师自我介绍，大家好，我叫李建成，李世民的哥哥也叫李建成，李世民在玄武门发动政变害死了自己的哥哥，真是不讲天理啊。他李世民不讲天理，那也别怪我李建成不讲天理，我们开始讲地理，现在开始上课吧。", "question": "历史上有哪些惊人的巧合？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没写却使劲假装自己忘带作业的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW7h9Gj7kbD8aPzOFQvWKgH4Nia7icngibWNAM53w3IQJ5obriaAmpggBQGw"}
{"text": "让我们分工写下那些还没有看过第二话的人的名字。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1559661"}
{"text": "米奇，你别擅自把裙子撩起来啊，我们在错身而过的时候。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "5817200"}
{"text": "我听过「粤语只差一票就成为普通话」、「东北话只差一票就成为普通话」、「四川话只差一票就成为普通话」、「长沙话只差一票就成为普通话」、「陕西话只差一票就成为普通话」、「上海话只差一票就成为普通话」等若干版本。最后我根据以上推断出：一共就特么一票……等等我是不是发现了什么……", "question": "「四川话只差一票就成了普通话」是真的么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "索隆的饭碗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fran3r2nvqj20kz0rzn0a"}
{"text": "服务员，再拿双筷子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBF2XyHaEiaHOiccrun9QsIt5NCBb79IdP2HiaoibdHPEbN98Eeaa2tOqFsA"}
{"text": "联合国儿童基金会，还没来吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4755906"}
{"text": "你在理发吗？还没理好吗？", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "6729043"}
{"text": "之前公司接了戒毒所的单，开发戒毒人员管理系统。民警叔叔热情的带我去所里调研。经过一个关卡时，我看到有几个民警，就很友好的跟他们点头微笑打招呼。结果，没一个人理我，正眼也不看一下。一民警一巴掌拍我后脑勺，说：先填表。带我进来的民警连忙解释：他是来调研的，做软件的。", "question": "瘦是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最有用但不为人知的功能是反击老师扔过来的粉笔头", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3lR658F5vy53bicaVGrVxhgibHvGk3ePogu7Dib9u5SzRicBVrJFicA5eEVw"}
{"text": "小侄女刚刚三岁，第一次看到大人吃冰棍儿，很是好奇。家人就说这得很热很热的时候才能吃。转天又看到大人吃冰棍……小侄女：姥姥我热……姥姥：那你去吹会电扇吧……小侄女：我吹了，可我嘴热……姥姥：那你就张嘴吹吹……小侄女：我牙热……", "question": "孩子很逗比是种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "反正我觉得确实是行而上学，不行退学……", "question": "数学是形而上学吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被子太短", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaq0CibGhK5QYvELry9M0GricnIkvRcNceek5hiasZkwFicSPmhdj1VgMibLQ"}
{"text": "是你说剪蓝线的吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBficmnKibn3QOMRTicQxt010CmrTicicQ5DblyibH5DRCvmI1ic3iafqQ8conQsdHJnmQeYnogQxh3cJZJbA"}
{"text": "从前，我老婆不会开车。她跟我吵架，摔门而出……过了不到十分钟，灰溜溜回家认错，原因是院子里太冷了。现在，她会开车了。她跟我吵架，摔门而出……过了大半天，也没有动静；打电话，被挂断，各种担心。晚上终于回来了，大包小包购物一堆，满面春风，原来是开车去几十里外的 Shopping Mall 逛街去了。车，即权力。", "question": "拥有汽车和没有汽车有什么差别？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "击败了金属史莱姆，虽然获得了大量的经验值，但是也留下了深深的罪恶感。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1631976"}
{"text": "我来看看是谁哦，微信运动，拼给我发消息了多多，百度翻译，呀百度网盘……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbM8WX3q6fZBBGdyvXQdh6DvjmGLNPkPG4U0m8DdxRCRhjA92Zia1qZLNA"}
{"text": "第一次学溜冰", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gn60mal61nj30ci0elgor"}
{"text": "听说地球人喜欢喝牛奶", "question": null, "star": 276, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "太着急要吃汉堡就跟它一起进了微波炉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qcc3Uy6sbQJVlSarkFZLGss0rBn1x4QgH6XCz2Sdrfgjs8rvdZ3PdPeicxBR26ESiczgteDbKI2QmQ"}
{"text": "石田三成的博客引起了争议。", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "死活不让同桌去厕所", "question": null, "star": 1273, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gir7h3t3q2j60ty0t8nbd02"}
{"text": "高效工作和变成奴隶是本质相通，殊途同归的。因为奴隶的生产制度本身就很高效。我不是说瞎话。「奴隶制度具有相当高的效益」——观点来自于已故经济学家福格尔。他在 91 年拿了诺贝尔。诺贝尔经济学奖得主罗伯特罗伯特 - 福格尔最受关注的工作是对奴隶制的研究。在 1974 年出版，名为《在十字架上：美国黑人奴隶制经济学》的书中，他与合著者斯坦利 - 恩格曼（Stanley Engerman ）「挑战了在当时被当作事实的长期学界假设，奴隶制是无利可图，效率低下，在内战爆发前几年一直处于衰败状态的结论。」罗伯特 - 福格尔和斯坦利 - 恩格曼指出，使用奴隶的农场相比那些没有使用奴隶的农场，在生产上更高效。瑞典皇家科学院表示，罗伯特 - 福格尔关于铁路和奴隶制的著作「迫使研究人员重新考虑早期被普遍接受的结论，在经济学历史上很少有著作被同僚以这样的细节进行过审视。」授奖辞特别强调，关于奴隶制的著作「引起了巨大关注和苦涩的争论」。", "question": "用微信办公会提高工作效率还是会变成工作的奴隶？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "车没油了靠这个动作甩到加油站", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RHibMIVMtqSicbHES4TEzhrW9Rv8XrohhWyibfd1EZ2S4ysR5oUvSM5iazx3FsUWb1zoXrkqKBvfOVPw"}
{"text": "从背后吓「准备从背后吓其他猫猫」的猫猫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gv4nm1cdnjj60ci0eltc702"}
{"text": "BUC明人，让我来帮你一起搓螺旋丸吧！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCezANMoAaoPVuho7Y7FRQuK7tuZ2BiaDU6LUgYJIpnSoqF72vjmexENw"}
{"text": "脚一开，大家都崩了。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1322080"}
{"text": "第三回合结束……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2638106"}
{"text": "别……别管我！快走啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grt9qqtn1dj30ci0eltgz"}
{"text": "和田秋子在红白歌会落选时的白组。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3048197"}
{"text": "先生的握粉笔的方式很独特。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3822651"}
{"text": "把今天的待办事项复制粘贴到明天那一栏。", "question": "把土事处理完。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3907284"}
{"text": "汉字“卯”的由来", "question": null, "star": 556, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj8scrx6juj612a1a8ai202"}
{"text": "买台打印机吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZgm9JeImy0GD0oGJ82dP1kb88aQYtn98eXRAImiaYrppR7SVkngVP8IbMBukQuiaibNDF66ll8JBAQ"}
{"text": "我的丹哥是电动的，他是金钱驱动的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7056528"}
{"text": "为什么我要创造我自己呢？在处理因为过期而感到内疚的面包时，我不断地自问自答。", "question": "请告诉我jam老师的烦恼。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4141846"}
{"text": "为了我们，愿意花钱的动漫迷们，早安！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4327409"}
{"text": "「我爸妈去美国旅行回来给我带了一根乔丹的汗毛。」", "question": "有没有朋友同学吹的牛让你终身难忘？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "《我是猫》", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "我们没有见过什么纸巾卷，是的，没有！", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "我妈跟我说：「单从外形上来看，徐峥也可以成为一名出色的法律人。」", "question": "2018 年，你为学习法律掉了几根头发？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这句话在中国大陆是非常有历史渊源的。中国最早的电子游戏杂志《电子游戏软件》于 1994 年创刊，杂志上有专门的编读往来栏目“闯关族的家”，某种意义上是中国游戏论坛的原型。记得是 1995 年的某一期吧，有一个读者做了一件特别傻 X 的事，然后编辑说了一句流传到现在的名言：“这种智商还玩什么游戏！追星去吧！”", "question": "如何看待某些饭圈粉丝说的「玩游戏的就比追星的高贵吗」这句话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "对手：我怎么可能会透视呢荷官开始发牌后，他：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ReweWibHwWQsM2iaiajJd0GQvvJibguL1bLol3YT50ElpxyhIlySp9b66Zm2ckto44BfXVs8WnJftWRw"}
{"text": "什么？还要再交钱吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q3WULckibALPLy8bLbQ3rs1e0DWaOVmSNHhOdA4jlsWHWSQzic5w2dqBnFXq0Ho7T8TcU4C9nZCpUw"}
{"text": "守护残局的人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5238787"}
{"text": "多功能包和我想象的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500617"}
{"text": "嘿，家具店老板，给我这个尺寸的衣柜/喂，老公，我刚才一直抱着手臂，你没事吧？", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "6407463"}
{"text": "喂喂，迁徙鸟就是这样子的吗？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6444646"}
{"text": "自己无法成为魔法少女", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8qvhouxwrj30ci0el0vb"}
{"text": "老板，你放在烤架上的牛背着烤架跑了", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv156pkzugj60x40men5t02"}
{"text": "嘿，我是极右的！", "question": "请稍微改动一下这句有名的台词，让它变得不成立。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380622"}
{"text": "性感模式开启后，会有些许挣扎。", "question": "最新款的车载导航仪。“需要什么样的功能？有什么样的功能？”", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "5439697"}
{"text": "谢谢你陪我请假到工作结束……这是我想要展示的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5830540"}
{"text": "当你在拿东西时应该如何指路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk7NWcfuYUrI4XIIricXqXp6ZAIk5rVUyUicZQpvrd4gEErHnR0bBicDvWHA"}
{"text": "就tm你叫夏洛啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gydbeqalbbj60p90xc10y02"}
{"text": "爸爸新买来的遥控飞机是有线的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDrnEqlBcgLqdGGfPazktgWZbwiaTdY7COPEdVZlwZUOGCvSCYW8qzVSBkQdlh7NalUo26ftgIbe1A"}
{"text": "不知道，但我知道觉得自己长得帅别人却浑然不知的感受", "question": "自己长的帅却浑然不觉是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我看到了，0.5秒前。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7364134"}
{"text": "老师！静香！怎么考这么点分！大雄！给我站走廊上去！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1wlqk5espj30ci0eldj8"}
{"text": "排队等候的人翻过绳子太烦人了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500557"}
{"text": "可能是因为在蟑螂上输的太惨，想扳回一城。", "question": "北方有哪些东西可以吓坏南方人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "问：正能量的剧本杀是啥样的？答：一个密室里寻找谁是做好事不留名的那个人问：如何做正能量游戏：答：运营类：开局每人 500 块钱，去工厂上班，想尽办法保证自己活下来、并且隐瞒所有家人的情况下给希望工程捐更多的款。GTA 类：不断升级改造你的共享单车，保护更多的过马路的老奶奶不被丧心病狂闯红灯的泥头车碾死，救的人越多排名越高（失控玩家主题）吃鸡类：跳伞进入疫区，用各种方法救活各种濒死 NPC，其他小组一旦被你抢先救活，就会把装备交给你，并握住你的手嘱托你要救更多的人。#创意你们拿走万一赚钱帮我捐给希望工程吧#", "question": "媒体发文称宣扬暴力、灵异，变味的「剧本杀」引担忧，此类「剧本杀」需要被限制吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请失主到场地中间认领」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eqx2upa4z5j20be0cqdig"}
{"text": "你这难看的绿色妖怪！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwxl5cPFu6e5nNWLVF6dPr2jH7LvWT4E7WrkgCn8yAAz8xiaTywxs7xcg"}
{"text": "人类濒临灭绝。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "好的！", "question": "伪装成保护色。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7389652"}
{"text": "新年也快结束了...", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "领导要求从站岗改为巡逻", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6xbRrbWvicttuqWHibYiapYV9W8NBWaPnwic5b5JheId52D97NEZzMvoweA"}
{"text": "指头...", "question": "吮指原味鸡哪个部位最好吃？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "因为看不清近处，所以也不能写字幕。", "question": "视力下降到50的新八感到很不方便。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7384151"}
{"text": "我们的战斗将继续，敬请期待下一部作品。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5592851"}
{"text": "「我首先是一个中国人」，说这话的人让我觉得深明大义。「你首先是一个中国人」，说这话的人让我觉得词穷言尽。", "question": "如何评价「你首先是一个中国人」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "流浪的金属出现了。", "question": null, "star": 1676, "type": "I2T", "image": "6825082"}
{"text": "公主养大了是用来和亲的。", "question": "公主病严重怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这句话的中文意思是“偶尔会发生”。", "question": "虽然没怎么注意，但仔细一想就觉得‘这是什么鬼啊’的文章。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "3010174"}
{"text": "大笑的声音", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1389553"}
{"text": "这个麦克风...挡住了我的斩击...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4810753"}
{"text": "把我的弱智笑话删掉。", "question": "希望能改进一下口胡的地方。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4601309"}
{"text": "竟然……错过了飞船发射吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWicGmXegytFET11oe3HdvH8J4l5msAqMcwicViaPCUAt0eavT9wAssjFjLpfTib8rYBUSb1n371Krjg"}
{"text": "深夜4点的心情。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "3484423"}
{"text": "我玩原神", "question": null, "star": 44, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "于是他借了老板的油条把馒头捅下去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7jWDMhgC4n1ckqKfCUCl26SFagjvN7VXqqLIt0fhRp3DdLMsbRWfbHQ"}
{"text": "夏目漱石不就是个人吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7360572"}
{"text": "彼时一位迪拜当地妇女向我们划来", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h14rgvhbknj60rn0xdjwu02"}
{"text": "有次猎头电话，开口就带有一点嚣张地说：「听说你很牛逼？」大爷的吓哥哥一跳。", "question": "你接触过哪些令人无语的猎头？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "从上个赛季开始就吊在天花板上的球员掉了下来。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3492879"}
{"text": "喷涂胶佬生命周期特别短，基本只有大学毕业后一直到结婚前这么短短几年的时间，结婚后领导好商量还能素组一段时间，有了娃后基本就告别这个身份了。", "question": "如何看待某网友因在家喷涂高达模型时被举报制毒及制作炸药？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "佛像偶像", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3174582"}
{"text": "这发型违反了学校的规则呢。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "3668539"}
{"text": "被轮胎压过之后大难不死", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T5TQP7GtBqZ24SXXkoy8rj2eHU1u5ctb1Ialx0d4HkI3KWJ68bCK9Kh0xOewhJHxBXrZj1p6icnsQ"}
{"text": "巨人爱上了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6729043"}
{"text": "一打疫苗手臂就会肿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ee8nd2rcdvj20940bkaag"}
{"text": "我给你介绍下，这是我们公司的程序猿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLia1tdmfwnrOa43ic3ibUPvu13DCC67qEAdzPlSXhbPb8hW4AptiaGdh94j363tticpib7rokKictEu6GQ"}
{"text": "俩学渣的路过，尼玛太丢人了，必须匿名…其实我们想过，让其中某科相对不太渣的去考，最后还是想：擦…他这么不靠谱，还没准不如我呢…你说这是有多惨……………", "question": "如果双胞胎替考，怎么发现？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "纯洁可爱。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3414680"}
{"text": "化了个雀斑妆，女性朋友们统一认为「哇好好看呀！像小鹿一样！！我吹爆！」男性朋友们：「像芝麻饼。」", "question": "有哪些「男女的审美差异很大」的例子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "棒棒冰让我嘬一口！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzgMvqpfpvU5yibwWEiaPLJ0cURhwhQKk8mx1ohYTicViaaxbxs2p0sibK8bw"}
{"text": "查看交通拥堵预报是否准确，亲自驾车去当地调查。", "question": "告诉我现在世界上最没有意义的度过方式。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "2766367"}
{"text": "请不要打开那个箱子。", "question": null, "star": 399, "type": "I2T", "image": "5218928"}
{"text": "邻居说做多了分我点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9zm3xuem1j30ci0el786"}
{"text": "能不能帮我找找新闻，三个月就好。", "question": null, "star": 360, "type": "I2T", "image": "1688657"}
{"text": "怎么办……捡回去养吧……但是又不知道怎么养人类啊。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6524286"}
{"text": "你给我星星，我写无聊的俳句。", "question": "请你写一首不怎么样的俳句。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5122634"}
{"text": "由于材料不够，无法做出新的面孔。", "question": "联版印刷中常见的问题", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4117632"}
{"text": "我们分行营业部有一个台湾小鲜肉，真是长得不错，时不时还会上内部稿件。但是被投诉了：「办理业务做作，模仿综艺腔。」", "question": "台湾人在大陆有发生过什么有趣或者麻烦的事情与体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "斧子脱手差点砸到老人，老人都吓尿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rv7niaCKoRL3ITvaiayPnu1enzdjmhSs7gyh81bOX5MLlHqkRo29EO8YPbgj1GnyrmSnRvpj7d79lw"}
{"text": "你爸爸能听到吗...？我现在通过金枪鱼和你在脑内说话。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1232075"}
{"text": "不参加比赛，比赛当天给主办方寄两张队员在夜店蹦迪的照片。", "question": "下周一有一场辩论赛，对方辩题是《报效国家，服务社会》我方辩题是《人生苦短，及时享乐》，怎么把控全局?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是昨天刚洗过的拖把。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6388054"}
{"text": "你为什么不揍他？我觉得你一定能赢。", "question": "室友每天打飞机，影响我休息，如何和他交涉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我发现了蟑螂。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7208958"}
{"text": "如果当初你严肃地把绸带递给我，就不会发生这种事了……", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6981980"}
{"text": "我与暗恋的前桌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7MiajKh7Y09aZefFY8EiawHxJVv5DugJTK1uW907NMnIy2cY23ymyU534vvA"}
{"text": "瞅啥？信不信我跳起来抽你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPYbvLOSMpoDAw7skJYkX6WIxHQVWooQa1cLfz3OicBGCpvpvSsG8B7dBqkAEwheUiaricLvga10Vg"}
{"text": "暂时在这里停车，所以要开危险报警灯。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6827829"}
{"text": "你瞅啥", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "满足了观众们这么多年的好奇心……记者终于借故留下了……", "question": "如何看待 2019 年 7 月 29 日四川电视台暗访调查的播出事故？反映了哪些问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美杜莎从厕所出来了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkavj8a4uzj60p40wv46x02"}
{"text": "我回到家的时候，摔破了我最喜欢的水杯的爷爷用毫无浪费的动作向我说对不起。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "283548"}
{"text": "“我年轻时抓住过这么大的猎物哦”“那算什么啊，跟你讲，我年轻那会儿可是猎捕过这么大个的哦”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8mdfiqc0tj20gf0gygrb"}
{"text": "椅子背后是一道墙", "question": "设计师最理想的工作环境应该是什么样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "考题全是剧场版内容", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1harpdf6uubj30ci0el43f"}
{"text": "违章扣分周期...。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1679203"}
{"text": "等一下再点，我先把快手打开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHUZzbZ2ibzzSpwKvuJdRNsVrFUy5iagfDhF0hOobqVhnSSUwjLEJh5aUw"}
{"text": "加班三天没溜狗子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TH9RnalLtn1P9ibEJQgeBjKPd5UqLXVzTCEvlEslHxz7cxQJUbJuSfjFIaMR3XGkGcjHxoKMPyBhw"}
{"text": "被遗弃在共享洗衣机里的儿童", "question": null, "star": 362, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtkru1p4jpj611d1dun6e02"}
{"text": "过年串门非要给我塞红包的亲戚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmCLoOLAicVr3TGQ4frUjGric1AADxlO90kw1hMHobZIkPib1yKBicd3licRw"}
{"text": "坚持住！马上到服务区了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hck26ikv0yj30ci0elgmj"}
{"text": "潜入搜查中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAzyyY0sjEk12W3jLiaLoMk9ohFjPXiakk79KaUlN1dZ8THRhd8BLvXSYiaic9EMy5z78dt8aKhldYXbw"}
{"text": "“制氧机已经修好了，鱼儿可以快乐地生活了”已经吃素多年的猫师傅说到", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdl85ttuzzj60vs0o1jyz02"}
{"text": "糖果机的开放。", "question": "电影不好看。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7009343"}
{"text": "调子搞错了，跑到宇宙来了，所以感到准备不足而绝望。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3751523"}
{"text": "传说生前有拖延症的人，死后会下微信地狱。在微信地狱里，你每日都和 20 个手机形影不离，每个手机每隔 5 分钟发来一条消息，有的是 60 秒语音，有的是 400 字小作文。刚刚消掉一个红点，又来一个红点，震动声此起彼伏。每条信息都必须在规定时间内回复，要语气恰当用词精准，如果不回，就会再发来 10 条语音信息，或者直接发起视频通话问你怎么不回复，你必须接，不然大群里 at 你。你没办法逃离，因为这是微信，对方确信你能看得到他发的信息。这 20 个手机都是永恒保修，全连着电源，电源那头是地狱里三峡大坝那样规模的水力发电站，只有当滚滚江水被回微信用到枯竭，你才能够从微信地狱中超脱。", "question": "如何评价张小龙称做 PC 版微信是一种破坏：用户不再相信对方能立即收到消息，因为对方可能不在电脑旁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "审计 566 页，会计 527 页，财管 510 页，税法 510 页，战略 322 页，经济法 486 页，加一起 2921 页。一年按最低十万年薪，我至少可以执业 35 年，可挣 350 万。除以 2921，相当于看一页挣了 1198 元。", "question": "什么样的能量才能支撑一个人走过人生的低谷和迷茫？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "突如其来的战斗太出乎意料了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6265399"}
{"text": "美国人不过农历。", "question": "美国历史上全部三个庚子年当选的总统都在任上死于非命，特朗普结局会如何？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哪里都好，也没有做过坏事，但kenzirou却戳中了我的痛处。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6820413"}
{"text": "孔雀的屁股原来张这样", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gky9awmwqdj60x90x5hdt02"}
{"text": "那当然了，有计划的人是不会借钱买狗的。", "question": null, "star": 1333, "type": "I2T", "image": "1217249"}
{"text": "我中了自动贩卖机的奖。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6835098"}
{"text": "要求「有上进心」是因为配偶没有达到自己的心理预期。要是达到了就会希望对方少点上进心，多兼顾家庭了。", "question": "择偶过程中，要求配偶「有上进心」是什么意思？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你不累我们还累呢！我命令你立刻睡看！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fyvy85fksqj20oh0uwdke"}
{"text": "犯罪动机太过分了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsqv5p7uofj60ci0elju702"}
{"text": "这位乘客！快醒醒！到终点站了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gl4s9hhf86j30ci0elte8"}
{"text": "首次公开了正在开发中的N700s专用受电弓。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2606926"}
{"text": "花呗", "question": "什么名能拯救「花」这个姓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等待中的剩余电量。", "question": null, "star": 13808, "type": "I2T", "image": "6877792"}
{"text": "马上就要剪辑了。", "question": "这个人应该是修鞋匠吧，为什么这么想呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5375636"}
{"text": "只有一个人带来了香蕉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H0spzyRVZZZiaze5VMtL14wCwrrC9rw2x6XrnzMAEpdLp3RdwFGUO3EtcIuJOJHhbDW8NEVX1qqGw"}
{"text": "被打倒在地，被踢来踢去应该说成被打倒和踢来的踢去。", "question": "冷静下来想想就觉得很奇怪。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "4101517"}
{"text": "在这里吃拉面吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "6126457"}
{"text": "揉完才想起画了眼线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SLVibP6dfTlO7AjokOypujyrfIummbuibibibgddpv271XD2JR2ibu9N7G2hlN5JDkmKgD7sLfI58Hnvg"}
{"text": "这边也是坐便", "question": null, "star": 230, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvqd8flh44j60yx1akq8o02"}
{"text": "离婚前/离婚后：Before and after divorce.", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1365344"}
{"text": "猫咪翻倒了（啦）！猫咪翻倒了（啦）！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7010018"}
{"text": "当你穿宽松的短裤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SyMFfHzml51UqMD7sO0ee84miat16jhCEWtB9689L6WtCD1miakVShibnWdvxMYfHvbemdBiahXyhjdQ"}
{"text": "我这么长", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn05ak85wpj60m40x1ned02"}
{"text": "经常转发微博调侃他结果他的粉丝以为我是黑子私信骂我。", "question": "身边的朋友突然出名变成了明星是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喂，那男人是谁？嘿，这是谁啊？我不知道，你又是谁啊？你才是谁呢！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "933607"}
{"text": "大雄会被吃了的结局", "question": "当安妮和哆啦A梦进行梦幻合作时，常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2843115"}
{"text": "棒球部前辈向美女经理告白时在电话线上制造杂音的2人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcz4vnxvn5j30ci0elwiy"}
{"text": "于是工业制造行业纷纷屏蔽“扭曲的机器乐队”林业行业纷纷屏蔽“秋天虫子乐队”健康行业纷纷屏蔽“轮回乐队”交通行业纷纷屏蔽“超载乐队”教育行业纷纷屏蔽“野孩子乐队”股票行业纷纷屏蔽“零点乐队”房地产行业纷纷屏蔽“跳房子乐队”宗教团体纷纷屏蔽“痛仰乐队”航空行业纷纷屏蔽“铁风筝乐队”……", "question": "如何看待丢火车乐队被南阳市领导以名字不吉利的理由取消音乐节参演资格？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "陨石家族大结局【启程】", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5164766"}
{"text": "恶作剧不彻底，有点着急。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3053595"}
{"text": "家几乎被烧光了。", "question": "从现在开始，我想吃烤肉，请做一下。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "2568781"}
{"text": "校长室的奖杯也被震动得响了起来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378905"}
{"text": "在北方的导弹基地里偷偷摸摸地进去，姑且按下某个按钮赌一把。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3661117"}
{"text": "我已经知道了！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230365"}
{"text": "崔永元……", "question": "哪些因素会阻止未来粮食产量的增加？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我吃了放在冰箱里的你的布丁。", "question": "我会原谅你，所以快点忏悔吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279874"}
{"text": "轮胎炸了。", "question": "轮胎（tires）在说什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2172763"}
{"text": "那是孙的手艺。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108502"}
{"text": "镜观其便", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYbIiaYImibd3o9ViaiboUL2ZqZo1Im3eHP4oWDJ5j0ajtga4QbXQXHRGApg"}
{"text": "经常和机器猫眼神交汇。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4268764"}
{"text": "对《哆啦A梦》最新电影预告片充满期待。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7361279"}
{"text": "谁是卷心菜的精灵，或者生菜的傻瓜？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375035"}
{"text": "玩了六年多老玩家队友和因为炸鸡店联名送皮肤而刚入坑的我", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9iakoJwTvcKgaLiaFRhXrD7GZb2Mm8EaTjJSXCT5wCjmxxFicwITDJmecYkvQNNuPBgAVFFCdaP6Hw"}
{"text": "加满油！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3033177"}
{"text": "班里唯一一个能把酷我音乐的歌导到mp3里的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHk2CsLcf5JOy2CrHnE7SSvsrIZibkXTALssCBdVAm5ic50tZYcoXzvVjjg"}
{"text": "如厕排队，里面的人吹起了口哨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B88ULu6wHylMabJfZUzPg306gReIBvU67dw97ZHsYfJLlCB27nkLic2lQ"}
{"text": "今天黄色休息呢。诶？黑色？那换成红色吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3585970"}
{"text": "说一个去年我哥们接到的客户需求吧，客户要求做一个手机软件，可以改变界面主题的同时，手机后壳的颜色也要跟着变。", "question": "身为程序员碰到最奇葩的需求是如何的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "亲爱的你要去哪里呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7013410"}
{"text": "学日语的基本不会被要求现场来两句的，因为当对方知道你是学日语之后对方就会先来两句了。", "question": "如何回答「你学 XX 语的吧？说两句听听」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "买得起。我有一个好哥们，不上大学之后，去北京打拼，年薪10万左右，因为他要长期陪伴他女朋友上大学，考研，所以去了北京。在北京没有一套房子，各种事情都不方便，于是他决定开始理财。之前都是月光族，决定买房之后，几乎不去夜店玩了，吃饭都是自己和女朋友做饭，也间接促进了和女朋友感情。一个月能攒下不少钱。过了大概半年左右，他爸爸给了他608万，在北京买了一套房子。", "question": "一个年薪十五万左右的人在北京买得起房吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你写了作业。", "question": "一个男生每天主动找你借作业意味着什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "左：霍金右：爱因斯坦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrGWobrXGpkA5ib8qlZPTnC0MNdn2tbG0ZjjPRmib8O86FeBtRE2Qp3omgr63PHLR3C2pDvxYu2afA"}
{"text": "超市里，碰到个熟人，我妈硬要把我们买的一袋面包送给人家，说让她女儿明天当早饭吃。。。出了超市才发现，这面包还没付钱呢。。。", "question": "事后才感觉「好像有哪里不对」是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "扫地机器人把猫粮吸光了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvqo48fxi9j60ci0eljur02"}
{"text": "妈妈，弟弟去哪了？宝贝，今晚吃猪肉馅饺子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd5ibGh9ibOjtGxOZGichYZa9ucUZoKWnUvibv42uUxibfCOibYOK1yjNQAUiaYw"}
{"text": "天上真的会掉馅饼，只是我们普通人抢不过狗 。", "question": "有哪些有意思的高级黑段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "福利时间", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvx6r09q86j20yi1altuk"}
{"text": "树待熊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6tht8fe4hj60x10wz12x02"}
{"text": "终于可以大口大口吃石榴了。", "question": "如果人类的大小突然缩小到十分之一，会发生什么有趣的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只能插进一根针。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7042920"}
{"text": "新货！附带铅笔的小猫咪！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5949553"}
{"text": "好了别生气了，这球不算数行不行，快点把球吐出来吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T1uMp24GIvbP7TktdD99YmdflnhhHnTpBsoZ6rLicibuYlr7Wbvta2rKqvPFnIoHXlEvwtKRibXSFVg"}
{"text": "那也只有三厘米", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luySSYfcicQThhFnDwn8peISIFUicic46mLYvSluibxuNORPXL9yg5BbMGpyg"}
{"text": "你说的这不就是钱吗。", "question": "如果发明一种毒品，能带来快感，却对身体没有任何毒副作用，还会被禁止吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没时间解释了，快上车", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1g28saht634j20yi131th5"}
{"text": "邻居一直窥视我，好可怕。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4933420"}
{"text": "虽然是免费玩家，但是因为推荐了一个好友，得到了一顶帽子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGkwficMf9xNGucHFYwkzBRcaLJrmD3qoDibuYicDzQujeg1XsLlvlalLYJjKdzr9eXJH4aDO5ia4Yyg"}
{"text": "校园爱情。", "question": "什么东西价钱很贵，但是长期看来其实很便宜？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "冈本事务员一边说着「今天下午有个约会，所以我们得快点整理文件」，一边鼓足干劲，拍了下自己的口袋。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1407428"}
{"text": "曾经在通勤路上目睹一小姑娘写着求回家路费，上班的两年内看着她写 2 元一直涨到 8 元。", "question": "上海地铁上很多乞丐，应不应该给钱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个新型号能用声音告诉你体温。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2415584"}
{"text": "主人掉下悬崖后死活不肯撒手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1heecmorh2tj30ci0eldk5"}
{"text": "朋友来的时候，妈妈一定会穿妹妹的衬衫。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486210"}
{"text": "你能给我这个吗？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174912"}
{"text": "关于这个问题，阿萨姆的「封神榜」活动给出了最完美的诠释。问：你的心理阴影面积怎么求？（ID： 烈火无炎）答：可遇不可求。（ID： 水墨之语）问：章鱼怎么分手和脚？（ID： あいきし）答：看「双十一」之后剁哪只。（ID：Tosa 视频）问：葫芦娃洗头时，摘不摘头上的小葫芦？（ID： loveレキ）答：不然从哪里取洗发露？（ID： BYEb）问：为啥被蚊子叮了会不由自主掐个十字？（ID： 冰里睡觉的月亮）答：让另一只蚊子记住不要叮这里。（ID： 贼特喵）问：如何威慑一只蚂蚁？（ID： 真丶 NB 观众）答：快跑啊，贝爷来啦！贝爷来啦！（ID：Mckekekon）虾米，五个神问答还不够有料？那就来一瓶阿萨姆奶茶，扫描瓶身上的二维码，让周星星和郭采洁带你突破脑洞的极限，收获满满一天好心情！点这里 听听看（注：以上问答内容来源于「阿萨姆哔哩哔哩封神」活动）", "question": "广告 · 人的脑洞能有多大？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老师讲到自己的离婚经历班里最差的学生认真起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFF3odLVZTazN71txpofqslKqQcpclGWqdTIEEAIfDqu92uPlkjv7T5gA"}
{"text": "嗯～～克罗斯剪刀！如果把它做成零分肯定很有趣吧？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5870630"}
{"text": "其实可以使用超电磁炮。", "question": null, "star": 30, "type": "I2T", "image": "4640359"}
{"text": "“正月里来是新，年儿儿儿儿呀啊，大年初一头一天儿呀啊啊”", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnbspgutg6j60uz0wy4qp02"}
{"text": "女澡堂真的不招收男搓澡工", "question": "你有哪些面试失败的惨痛经验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女：哈哈哈你的名字真怪！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fxj3yoyb1sj20ku0ng0v7"}
{"text": "刹车失灵！油门失灵！发动机也无法启动了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3ntefxy8nj30ci0eljux"}
{"text": "国外一开源，国内就有自主研发。", "question": "如何看待 AMD 的 GPUOpen 计划？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "喜欢偷窥偷窥狂的偷窥狂", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "黑泽：“快点，我快要变成人偶了。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6758856"}
{"text": "今天在哪个学校的操场上举行？", "question": "十所高中的部活动常见的事情。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "6925219"}
{"text": "面试：面谈、面试会", "question": "工作面试中帅气的自我介绍方式。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5014162"}
{"text": "耶稣，你可以再表演一次双手蒙眼还能看见我们的把戏吗？”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdt17JEZJzWkReDvXCZLH0yZHPNOuNuC5uExWw3s2ibdT4GYBA7RxwlHjQ"}
{"text": "一“啊”随着一声惨叫，硫酸从反应釜内喷涌而出， 一个操作工在地上不断翻滚着，早已不成人形，血肉粘了一地。老王拿着扳手站在反应釜旁，全身溅满硫酸 皮肤叶开始发黑几乎就要碳化了。“老王”，我哭喊着冲了上去，却看到老王像脱衣服一样把自己的皮撕了下来。“还好这几天正赶上脱皮” ，劫后余生的老王说到。二“老刘，上回爆炸事故上面下来督察组了。”“活该，这回看厂长还不得进去，万恶的资本家。”“不不不，厂长让我来通知你，这次让你顶罪，替他进去。”我一脸愧疚地把刚才会议的结果传达给老刘。“开什么玩笑，两个人，根本就不一样好不，你当警察是白痴啊。”“这个已经准备好了”，我把一件皮套递给了老刘，“厂长去年脱的皮，就等今天了”。", "question": "如果人类像蛇一样会脱皮，一年脱一次皮，会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在优衣库买了几件背心。现在我有很多颜色不同的睡裙。", "question": "你买过最让你后悔的服装是哪一件？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人不为己天诛地灭。后来才知道是“人如果不修习自己的德行，那么天理难容啊！”的意思。", "question": "有哪些词和句子是你小时候一开始理解错的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我妈是生物化学博士，遇到化妆品专柜推销的时候往往有这样的对话：“我们这个产品有表面活性剂，可以让皮肤保持活力”“哦，其实我洗手一直都用表面活性剂。”“请问您是用什么产品呢？”“肥皂。”“我们这个产品含有人体所需的 XX 种氨基酸”“土豆里也有。”“我们这个产品含有 EGF 生长因子。”“不用了谢谢，我自己能合成。”“我们这个产品含有丰富的胶原蛋白”“猪蹄子里含量更丰富。””我们产品全都是达到 GMP 标准的““要不也没法在这卖。“有时看到广告，说某种面膜含有 XX 成分的，就会感叹道“这种有机大分子也能透过去？ 人又不是真的靠脸在吃饭..\"看到广告里说某护肤品含有“纯天然植物成分”，就会吐槽说“也不知道用了多少有机合成试剂萃取出来的”洗脸的时候，一般只会用清水，冬天防干燥，最多只会用甘油擦擦手，“一天在实验室下来，接触的化学试剂已经够多了。”“人体自身分泌的油脂才是最好的保湿成分“有次我问我妈，老妈，说了那么多，那你到底喜欢用什么护肤品啊“贵的。”（这个是有理由的，廉价护肤产品的成分可能纯度不够，里面含有这样那样的杂质，容易引起难以预期的皮肤过敏反应。而知名品牌的旗舰产品，一般供应源比较可靠，生产程序也比较成熟，成分的纯度较高）最后吐槽一下，我妈曾经检测过一种号称能“修复”肌肤的产品，结果发现，其主要成分是各种有机酸，原理呢?简单来说，就是把原来的皮肤腐蚀掉，强制长出新的表皮细胞。或者说，是这种产品负责破坏皮肤，然后让人体自己来修复。那你说说，都给腐蚀掉了一层皮，那新长出来的皮肤难道不就像“刚出生的婴儿”一样红润有光泽嘛。", "question": "哪个瞬间你突然觉得读书真有用？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "凉快", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "帮你手冲", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjgqfkxqyoj60xm0pdn2b02"}
{"text": "绘画考试的题目是给斜对面的同学画像我现在非常担心自己对面坐了什么东西", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpz3olib9BcqCu7nNpLvwpic2C50rS3qvkDdKicA8B3CzlkGk1lQWibiaTeWicw"}
{"text": "前几天刚考完，我报的语种是俄语，还是艺术生，所以一个人一个考场。前一天看考场，我去晚了人家不让我进，我就问门口准备走的监考老师小语种考场在哪，老师:报的什么语种？我：俄语…… 老师:那就是你了，你一个人一个考场。我：emmmm……第二天，走到我的考场门口，我看到了那个前一天我问考场的那个老师……进考场前拿金属探测仪安检的时候，我被扫了七八遍，我扫完了别的考场还有三分之二的人在排队。进考场的时候，监考老师对我说考场的椅子和桌子随便用。发卷子的时候……教育厅挺大方的，我一个人给了 30 份答题卡、30 份试卷、30 份文具和不计其数的演草纸。收卷的时候，我已经出考场了，别的考场还没收完……考最后一门俄语的时候，考点的负责人过来给我说:这个考场就你一个人，一会放听力把门关上声音调小一点，不然会串音，你看行不行？ 当时走廊上的同学都在看着我。放听力的时候……emmm……我的考场外面有好几个巡考趴在教室门的玻璃上跟着我一起听……而且……每次进场监考员都会扫我六七遍……其中有一个监考老师问我在哪学的俄语，因为我们这里教俄语的学习机构不多。我说我爸妈都是学俄语的，他们教我。监考老师说：那你这挺幸福的，不用找外面的老师教了。我表姐说我高考遇上一个人一个考场人生圆满了。", "question": "你们高考当天发生了什么有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "脱下裤子跳舞，佐佐木先生。", "question": "孩子们本来可以做到的。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386330"}
{"text": "被赶超了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olN7SzkyTIHMQ5ukPX5faheTuzHnQAMJdmGTBycXfWolVGcicgZUvlialhg"}
{"text": "Cannot input Chinese and reading pinyin really sucks.biruyoudeshihouwodeshurufahuailekanpinyinzhendehendanteng", "question": "如何看待两个中国人之间用英文微信沟通？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为了意识到其珍贵性。", "question": "你为什么在装傻？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2448883"}
{"text": "正坐在沙发上吃饭突然被召唤了出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB2OWOiaoLBnG8d6APPu1CJfoibrfiapfOZZAf7iaYO7jy3GST6XM4weFMLg9TPGgRQhsLHPlAxmIbrPA"}
{"text": "别停啊！快脚子！", "question": null, "star": 336, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkhr26wuc2j613h14b0wb02"}
{"text": "我给你说了多少次了，家里养你一个就够了，你不要再捡别的动物回来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410TEiaVmsDEHcnaO9T5WibvU3GhDib4XG0FOIrG23Cv2Oa8s9RkKd7iaVNJhQ"}
{"text": "这应该是猫看起来不舒服，需要给它吃药了。", "question": null, "star": 706, "type": "I2T", "image": "7254894"}
{"text": "询问烹饪火候。", "question": "如果有的话，真是讨厌的殡仪馆服务。", "star": 11, "type": "T2T", "image": "5606923"}
{"text": "根据哥多年的经验，他应该是有巨牛逼的idea然后只差程序员去实现了", "question": "为什么一个销售男（30 岁）会约我一个男程序员（24 岁）去小区附近的星巴克？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开快点，棺材压不住了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20HJ5ncTBGxofKXNklsSE4tIDXSaDiadNseNl6KDvG3j2HQnSibuv6RkHQ"}
{"text": "1. 要相信并乐于承认是自己代码写错了，而不是编译器、操作系统、硬件有问题。2. 少钻牛角尖，不要抬杠。", "question": "想做程序员，需要怎么样的心理素质？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爸年轻时候爱玩，准备结婚的时候又不想结婚了，想跑。结果被我妈那边的人逼婚，一大群人堵着我爸，最后结婚了。提起这段往事我爸就苦不堪言。", "question": "你父母年轻时有过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这家烤肉店没换气扇吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfjl497WrHnshaqIUuLlibytGtnPqHH1oDZm08sU1ib1qyI8YZW2Js80FH7a7xPic8TiaMG234OryemEqQ"}
{"text": "我来回答一个名字最傻的吧。聂人王和雄霸乐山大佛上 pk 时大喊一声「横扫千军」。然后竖着一刀劈向雄霸。小时候我一直不能理解为什么不叫竖扫千军。后来长大了，有一次和对手打架，那时候他大喊一声吃我一脚，然后我盯着他脚看一抬头一巴掌呼我脸上。那时候我才理解这一招的名字。高实在是高啊 ！", "question": "你觉得武侠小说里最傻的武功是哪个?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "霍格沃茨魔法学校亚洲分校", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5etw1eiv3ic0vssj20bi0bn75x"}
{"text": "打起来，盖住平壤的灰尘。", "question": "在平壤奥运会上，有哪些新的比赛项目将被注册？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4783040"}
{"text": "拼命招手还是打不到车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJow4j9dRb99Ajwjwk6fOkwOLDsicXcANQfBKqADDKTR06AicD9hz8XB8SwBtutb5YCiaBSwibd5icp3w"}
{"text": "自从和静香开始共同行动，就一直能听到“嘟”的声音。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6683737"}
{"text": "明星大乱斗刚开始就弄错了1P和2P的人", "question": null, "star": 471, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glc2szxfd8j60u00wxk2v02"}
{"text": "他们懂个屁", "question": "男人最喜欢看女孩子穿什么牌子的内衣？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "复国大业为重，岂能辜负我慕容家列祖列宗，表妹，请回吧。", "question": "如何优雅地拒绝表妹的表白？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "寿星的肺活量太大了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQRg9LeYMBicToYiaCOS70usxEt3r0dp6GKoOHFDwDqOSEAywoYSwPZJ1YlicpxZGjwZ39ic7lQ1ltng"}
{"text": "我自小便是一个不受宠的公主。直到有一天，有个人对我说：「想受宠，先改个名字吧。自小便这名字谁给你取得……」", "question": "如何以“我自小便是一个不受宠的公主”为开头，写一篇文？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "兵法曰：兵马未动，粮草先行。依我看应该赶紧准备大量的葱姜蒜，料酒酱油", "question": "如果这个世界出现了龙，各个国家会采取什么措施？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我有了两个女朋友。", "question": "谈谈女友卸妆后的感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鞋店的女店员给自己试鞋时俯下身的一瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gs0jaeb8c3j30ci0elgs9"}
{"text": "真颜：真人表情、真面目", "question": "我被别人嘲笑得最厉害的一次。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "3422721"}
{"text": "长了痔疮。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5424598"}
{"text": "朋友，你看过陕西台吗？", "question": "山东卫视是否拉低了山东人的形象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "啊……船翻了。", "question": null, "star": 19, "type": "I2T", "image": "7268434"}
{"text": "空气之美。", "question": null, "star": 1119, "type": "I2T", "image": "6081038"}
{"text": "耕完这一万亩地，就给你盖牛棚，找母牛", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZWfXI711K8NBarOA3xwrJ8unFcLxqM9ubDTVSCF9WRDaYXLr8eLcmqw"}
{"text": "「我喜欢不挑食什么都吃的男生」「哎呀好饿呀，吃条领带吧」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1esgld6rem8j20a809jdi0"}
{"text": "今天七夕，你值班吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib0KaQHn4rgCS4XVlFHOicBsXFVIsLKJpE7wicRALQzg0HmwUd2NHTllGg"}
{"text": "我写了一大段，比如圆润，美声，自然等溢美之词，然后发现你说的不是林志炫，于是默默地删了", "question": "林志颖的唱功怎么样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我觉得我可能算一个还没结婚的时候（已经谈恋爱了），有一段时间自己摸着胸部有肿块，就去医院检查。坐下来之后……医生：结婚了吗我：没有医生：你是小姑娘吗我：？？？？？？难不成我是小伙子吗，我长的像男人吗？？医生看了我两秒笑出了声然后我才明白是什么意思", "question": "人在医院能无知到何种程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "想要报名参加的请出列", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gurxd17c11j60qr0x5dlj02"}
{"text": "高峰时期的小便池", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1grgo24yw5sj60x50mne1402"}
{"text": "那边的客人送来了液态氮。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "3359229"}
{"text": "挂在对话框上荡秋千真的没问题吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXD2tKx1wPucJ1NxbuTOs55cQJguEwyVgWm6p2AI86CglP2YJm1qW2fw"}
{"text": "小强！我踩，我踩，我踩踩踩！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvwikaazybj20yi0yykhw"}
{"text": "真的吗！星星不能换成T点吗！呜哇——", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "3096923"}
{"text": "剩下的饭团。", "question": null, "star": 155, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667144"}
{"text": "周末/周一早上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g5okk5guypj20k00jzmz1"}
{"text": "我知道了，我会一起找联系人。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4029738"}
{"text": "光猫入户", "question": null, "star": 340, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjqbtm7vv0j60ui0x2grn02"}
{"text": "他刚刚不还在那吗", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gm3vk91dn2j60xb0x0nki02"}
{"text": "这下子喝酒抽烟都可以随便了！（注：成年人→18岁，喝酒抽烟→20岁）", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "这节课是催眠课，还在认真听的没认真听讲", "question": null, "star": 191, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9wh4hcddhj60o60x70yx02"}
{"text": "啊———不行！/不知道！", "question": "宫川大辅和宫川大助有什么不同？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4263673"}
{"text": "我觉得在停车场面试的工作还是算了吧……", "question": "开豪车去面试，对找工作有帮助吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "正在表演篮球时被经过的车浇了一身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icEZInfaJvicsqmBO74INgsj9RMhfzhiaYo5qBOv4WneOklrv1ViaGc1aPQ"}
{"text": "那个吹笛子的阿三真讨厌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeotzIInzgSfr50kHAYDAdrVsCzStDjDPYbkvOM8p8DVqWHs3A5ZtGGCsA"}
{"text": "男人：你是演的，我是真的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ib3kicAT02shu0oCLA5lmJCCtfuoltRA01pcefoSOaso49RYcORu75icUw"}
{"text": "下课了", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h44cuirsqhj61401e512q02"}
{"text": "笨蛋！一起来的话不还是只有三分钟", "question": null, "star": 583, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1godjm5nqvqj611917b10h02"}
{"text": "新节目《假面骑士Drive》。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1009541"}
{"text": "你要是借别人钱还能要回本金和利息，那就是有天赋。", "question": "怎样判断自己的金融天赋?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我把生地和馅料的位置弄反了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7133858"}
{"text": "“求求还我球球”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8rs9nhem3j61401hcwnr02"}
{"text": "第一次参加歌唱比赛，唱完才知伴奏放错了。", "question": "你最紧张的一次是什么事儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟闺蜜把蜡像眼睛玩掉了同时看到保安正在走过来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOH0NFUMyFt0dVU6hYwb8FsiaRADIUlialZWfJjT6LM08wo0iaebEjSRArlg"}
{"text": "泻药撤凳子——利用对方替补席在庆祝己方某个进球站起来的间隙，撤掉他们休息的凳子，以达到不让对方休息的目地。关门——就是在比赛开始前二十四小时，把对方球员骗进篮球馆，然后关门锁住，不让他们吃喝休息的战术。包夹——夹是我方行为动词，包是对方存放私人的财物的包。其实应该叫夹包，此处为倒装句，也是语言习惯。意思为：在对方还有自己休息室时，我方队员偷偷潜入，顺便将他们的包夹出带走，让对方知道自己的包丢了，上场时不能集中注意力。我方球员会在比赛结束后将包归还。如果对方球员和你关系不错，你可以偷偷拿出几块买瓶饮料喝，或者是偷拍他身份证上的沙雕证件照。错位——在场上不断地告知你防守的球员“我是你爸爸”，让他形成内心的错位，在达到一定程度的劳累后，真的默认你是他爸爸，从而对你产生敬意，自动削弱自己的攻防能力。单打——全称是“单（身狗）打（他）”，如果对方带着女朋友来看球，请派出你方单身狗上场，按照运动心理学来讲，单身狗这时候的怒气值是满的，会打爆对方。如果对方女朋友还带着闺蜜去看球，也一定要让单身狗上，此时有“炫技求偶”的加成。双手持球破紧逼——大量的运动网站、视频网站、文学论坛都有相关描述，不做赘述。暂时就想到这么多，希望可以帮到你。我是一名篮球理论学家，相信我。可以拿着这些词语去和你的朋友聊天了。", "question": "打篮球都有哪些专业术语 撤凳子是什么意思?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你坐过新干线吗？", "question": "不要问冲绳人这个问题。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4872117"}
{"text": "雨漏已经不能忍受了，必须修理。", "question": "压倒性的钓鱼预算不足，这是豪宅里常见的事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6391190"}
{"text": "吃了力气就没了，八爪鱼...", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2144051"}
{"text": "给父母买个 iPad，他们就不会说 Wi-Fi 辐射的问题了，反而还要问你，为什么没有 Wi-Fi。", "question": "如何简单易懂地向家人说明 Wi-Fi 对人体无害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "独特的气味（但很快就习惯了）。", "question": "进别人家时常见的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359337"}
{"text": "帽檐上写着各种商品的价格", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBMdyoO2gaGX6jUa02IhDeFibcicg0O0tl9FRZSF245YwT6utL7Fnt3EhPW5StYOTI6DjicibYFicnuvrA"}
{"text": "播放类似这样的音频和机舱警告声“Wind shear！”（风切变警告）“Sink rate，Pull up！”（下降率太高了，拉起！）“Terrain，Terrain，Pull up！”（地形警告，拉起！）“Too Low，Terrain!”（高度太低，要撞地了！）“Bank Angle！”（倾角过大！）“Stall！”（失速警告！）在他睡觉或者不太清醒的时候放出来，没马上醒过来的是假的。", "question": "认识个男生自称国航副机长，如何辨别真假？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一夜不敢睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EicqVzrSgro0GKsgy5X1YnynwHA0zGnzOpa5UanOYeLAt5ZDqnDA2M1QMMqlXIQ2A9yiaymkqQehyw"}
{"text": "「你是我和你爸从垃圾桶里捡来的」我仔细看了几遍现在的题目，确定没偏题。。", "question": "中年女人骗小正太的具体流程是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他是新成员。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6522039"}
{"text": "500 斤的金子，属于你；500 斤的石头，大家的！你更愿意扛哪个？", "question": "西游记里面为什么猪八戒耍5000多斤重的钉耙一点都不费劲。却一直嫌几十斤的行李担子重？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“都说多少遍了不准玩强力胶”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl0iqu2vvdj60x10wve1h02"}
{"text": "最近大蒜味重了点。", "question": "这个提议可能失败，为什么这么想？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541297"}
{"text": "小时候，我学习还算不错。那次考了全年级第一名。晚上一个卖书画的叔叔来我家里做客，问我考试考得怎么样。我说我考了全年级第一，我每次都是前十名。叔叔笑道，小孩子要谦虚呦！万不该那时候我太较真，恰好我又忘记谦虚这俩字怎么写了。我走进里屋，拿出来一支笔和一张纸，径直走到叔叔身边说，谦虚这俩字咋写？完", "question": "你都说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "肩周炎引发剧痛。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7388229"}
{"text": "文艺汇演多出了5分钟时间，领导喊你即兴上去表演个节自", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKOec9h9DsibNwo5e24qkO9jzqNvlib7bnOyjUBBZnhN7rHYKhy0bIXmuA"}
{"text": "小孩子不能看！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCwa4rs2L14xvO9XibTriaZGyLvoVWogSAEI0rArb4tgMp8te3uhM2XicALTQKyBaXibRwiauT9PNAXUXA"}
{"text": "想骑车，发现一辆拆了锁，一辆上了私锁！脾气马上上来了我把那辆上了私锁的抗着走了 1 公里送到了闹市区，叫你找得到，锁没有的我骑着到了一个人烟稀少的点然后点了维修给了坐标！然后，然后，然后！我约会迟到了一个小时。", "question": "如何惩罚共享单车破坏行为，我们普通人能做什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个字也模糊了。", "question": "我也有老了的瞬间。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5579375"}
{"text": "这才叫真正的一线城市。", "question": "沙特阿拉伯计划建长近 120 公里的大楼，将用到哪些技术？对当地人的生活将带来哪些影响？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "梅洛斯受伤了。", "question": "请快点结束这个故事。", "star": 583, "type": "T2T", "image": "7160382"}
{"text": "把穿了好几天的袜子放到她嘴边，看她是不是装睡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAB6XX7RibE33GYdVNg6OAXyqDOPjYjYGL8z2EyMgcJRZY6oZuPN43InTL4awYJ56VyR9K047Wv4g"}
{"text": "哎呀...今天多啦A梦在走廊站着呢...", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7230602"}
{"text": "我妈最开始信耶稣因为我们那边教堂周末发大米，后来不发了她改信佛教因为寺院免费发经书家里有两本书可以让她显得有文化，后来经书领够了，改信道教去找大师求签问卦，但是解签太贵了，准备改信穆斯林，但是听说要礼拜，还不让吃红烧肉。回头还是信佛吧，请了个观音菩萨回家，供桌下面放桃木辟邪……更离谱的我爸那年过节给菩萨的贡品是猪肉大葱的饺子，被我妈大骂一顿，最后被刚到家的我给吃了。 太离谱了。以实用主义为根本的，选择性信仰。 我都怕神仙报复我妈。评论问为啥不能贡饺子，因为我妈认为东北的菩萨吃素……看评论有感他不是神，但是能克制一切牛鬼蛇神。 ", "question": "从哪里看出中国是一个无神论的国家？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈：不许吃自己的手指", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4uYWicWY7lnEibUypoibNpXFk8huN4VesvTicicvFUcib6qPrckuSKXyGViaAQ"}
{"text": "我已经拍好照片的珍珠奶茶。", "question": null, "star": 21, "type": "I2T", "image": "5753197"}
{"text": "就好像你学赚钱多的专业毕业后就注定能赚钱一样。", "question": "大学本科，是选赚钱多，就业易的经管专业？还是选自己喜欢的人文学科？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "彩虹的起点", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1edwu8nn6uqj207n0bjdgi"}
{"text": "体力件概率门路相关人存活率", "question": null, "star": 523, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmf5ndgv31j612j1dhteq02"}
{"text": "你说过夏目先生交稿后马上就会回来的，怎么还不见人影啊？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2985802"}
{"text": "很多女生赞我很好人，可是也没有一个来追我。", "question": "好多男生说我漂亮，为什么没有一个追我的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "偷石材的那个人走过来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3Klp1v8Yg6Lwnap5RYdcLYT2Eq0xCDqiabzhhdianNWW4RgNJVUcUU5kA"}
{"text": "IND48", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174Ehwsym6bMm7VvRdO1NIZUhhrO0tNps5kmlRs825hib8auqja1vBAaQPANIxhwUbPXaexvy61y5iazg"}
{"text": "孙做的这个作品从哪个角度看都看不出是什么。", "question": null, "star": 3786, "type": "I2T", "image": "4742249"}
{"text": "这下俺也是相扑手了～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h40kczvqdvj30ci0eln24"}
{"text": "我是魔法瓶的发明者。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7247219"}
{"text": "暂时先把哆啦A梦变成方形。", "question": "在哆啦A梦的世界里，如果出现了高达，会发生什么常见事情？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510102"}
{"text": "严重耳聋患者测试听力", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicHnpQBdd5bp7iaDVZCJfQxK3Tzx2I3Hg8JlMZcMibKKM7QySpibFqc4Z3Q"}
{"text": "嘎吱嘎吱的口感。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "7317662"}
{"text": "我遇到了傻瓜。", "question": "2018年的个人新闻。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4076427"}
{"text": "“原来这样灯就不亮了啊”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h96ogyv1doj60pn0w7n3602"}
{"text": "勉强したら动いたけど、点击部分发出咔嚓的声音……", "question": "用JSB勉强能运行的东西。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4923909"}
{"text": "让女生提前体会到当妈的感觉……", "question": "黏人的男朋友都有哪些优点？有哪些缺点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "机长在起飞的时候说了一个笑话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWicRJP3fICQE7lPHTMQTY2qghIJ2Zdy06dQoUytKtDFXQvXqshXjaJgw"}
{"text": "让带吃饭的东西来怎么就你带的饭盒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OFsjwfaEMdXdJxicRJ24wbFoQEibia4ABPgDhlB004dDAiaHA6uMJVUiaygQ"}
{"text": "在地狱重逢。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7389269"}
{"text": "铁娘子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8X0Y2iaYWFBKiarDAsu2ejXRKacVFPiasJUtdVTLGDySsOKjys3EoF2ZGw"}
{"text": "昨天晚上发现的。。不知道算不算剧情特别反转我在知乎上关注过“如何成为一名优秀的女朋友” “哪些牌子的男士内裤价廉物美”“怎样确定你的结婚对象是不是同性恋”“适合送给男朋友的礼物有哪些”“有哪些适合男女朋友一起玩的电子游戏”等等之类的问题 而我的男朋友只关注了“如何提高女朋友智商”这一个问题。", "question": "生活中遇到过哪些剧情特别反转的小事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "胜利的三根线", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4358663"}
{"text": "在信鸽俱乐部的笑话中，有想往前冲的年轻人和阻止他们的年轻人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4850581"}
{"text": "通过弹猫粮广告曲，若无其事地提醒主人自己肚子饿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gnl4ty1nwdj30ci0elgtx"}
{"text": "胸罩是把我等平胸妹子与男性区别开来的重要道具。", "question": "女性为什么要戴胸罩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "涡轮增鸭", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib2G8XakMGibGP5HibaYvXYxsg4icVW0ZqREgyB1RjXiagdg5zyPHYibopqwg"}
{"text": "在两位严格领导的指导下练习盆舞。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7297392"}
{"text": "抱歉，刚刚没接住你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2PsxnerK8ia9rtkeX6bicTeNhCvVc3W7MuUF685LswXQlJHS2HYhiad22KtK3VqQ"}
{"text": "高中上课看「闲书」，被老师收掉了。但是是学校图书馆的书，书是我爸推荐的，可是老爸学校图书馆馆长……然后书又回到了我爸手上，跟我爸吃中饭的时候我爸又把书给我了……接着还是这个循环，基本无解。", "question": "你小时候有什么公然与老师学校叫板反抗并且成功的往事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "开到一半没油了，隔壁司机好心给我加油！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfP1yia2hjQopz69kS9kbrEV3eVE8Adr0AeCDnwyFzzqKSHe7nwBeY5NtTyG3dQiaTL0g99yVvfskQ"}
{"text": "怕被叫起来回答问题", "question": "为什么会有不敢与别人对视的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才放在一边的话我拿来了，可以吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7179062"}
{"text": "越在里面加越多，就会变得越大，这还差得远呢。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "5818574"}
{"text": "一说马里奥就这表情。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7290336"}
{"text": "你的心中...", "question": "请问第二停车场在哪里啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7375685"}
{"text": "下载其他浏览器的浏览器", "question": "如何评价 Internet Explorer？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比打产品经理", "question": "如果出现《我是程序员》这样的节目，你觉得有什么看点？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "两只猪在对视", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibGeEoia3QjYeJN9iaD5Picoy87NRZXtSw1QDxj8iaaJ5HI7LmeRWbrw0TOA"}
{"text": "跳完舞后依然保持半蹲的姿势。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824771"}
{"text": "这是什么奖？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xoEM7HQXuEDWtaENlVWR7gwhQeAU4467wjX1QQDcpjEJa0d0mECohNZw"}
{"text": "「据目击者称，偷鱼的犯人是有猫背的……」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1jjdpn2r2j30ci0elwhb"}
{"text": "一群特警跟上后，Cosplay这事已经说不出口了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6ud1emn5oj30ci0eln1l"}
{"text": "昨晚上一晚上没胡牌的人路过…", "question": "为什么脚有脚臭，手没有手臭？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那只老狮子非得逞强，企图猎杀年轻的狮子失败了的花豹。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4095098"}
{"text": "七成网民都认为？别逗了，数学就是用来把这七成人筛出去的好么。", "question": "七成网民都认为数学没用，应该被踢出高考，数学到底有什么用？该不该被踢出高考？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "圣诞前夕朋友聚会", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6060706"}
{"text": "老板也是兼职。", "question": "这样的打工地方的店长我讨厌。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3864126"}
{"text": "请你稍微安静一点。", "question": "如果有一个气势磅礴的殡仪馆会怎么样？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5111071"}
{"text": "那不是你的孩子。", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "6389237"}
{"text": "爱马仕！", "question": "请念出驱除古老传说中的恶鬼新娘的咒语。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7350367"}
{"text": "开着车时速达到50公里，一个男人边跑边往窗户里看。", "question": null, "star": 486, "type": "I2T", "image": "1653922"}
{"text": "南村群童", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icrBceRhxF90n7HjiclFQu57hLTNoj2HyBtibyicOPeAx0ZqEpmG4oFmA2w"}
{"text": "反映了比起围棋，讨论政治和历史的门槛低很多很多。", "question": "为何棋界泰斗吴清源逝世，大家却在讨论大师的国籍问题？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "看到你跳舞，我就爱上了你。", "question": "冷静下来思考，歌词很恐怖。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "7210408"}
{"text": "最近开始看得见看不见的东西。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2138047"}
{"text": "妈妈说：“今天的午餐是炒面！”然后就端出了中午吃的炒面。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1455039"}
{"text": "不知道已经废线了一整天都在等。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6486214"}
{"text": "以我三十年当儿子的经验，还是生女儿好。", "question": "为什么一些中国男性表示更希望生女儿？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "米妮把所有的钱都偷走了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7125514"}
{"text": "什么，是事件吗？知道了，我现在就把一切都擦掉，然后朝那边去。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7238281"}
{"text": "这是从上面掉下来的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWreqb8tBbHvFNsqS4IczxRfCW12guMuKp0ibZd1vibgPWuZ7KtOnFMOasOg"}
{"text": "我通常会在我的食物上加点酱油。", "question": "酱油党？番茄酱党？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2511055"}
{"text": "瓶里的精灵出现的姿势很特别", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAvtZLlRBj6GrY1Y3dyIGm6u32YgJMQUJTlCdmibB2nbXQE2mvicYBC52POicEI1WUJ7Y6OJJtRriak1w"}
{"text": "瞧不起阿尔法狗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7242962"}
{"text": "随你写不写，转眼间就成了“妖怪~”！", "question": "什么是适当的图画歌曲歌词？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1272613"}
{"text": "机长落枕了", "question": null, "star": 141, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7xw4u04t1j614016yqaq02"}
{"text": "我正在把搭讪我的男人关进下水道井里。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246471"}
{"text": "说明概率论没学好嘛，学习中等偏上的人数是学习最好的人的好几倍呢……", "question": "怎么样去看待多年后的同学聚会，成绩最好的不如意，而中等偏上的学生却成为了赢家？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "黑洞产生时怎么办？", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "没事上来吧，我泳衣也游掉了。", "question": null, "star": 121, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gug7uu7869j60x00owjzl02"}
{"text": "邪恶的（条纹）服装。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3305535"}
{"text": "告白：坦白、表白、倾诉爱意", "question": "能读不能写的字是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6478523"}
{"text": "参观公开课时别人家孩子答错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hitwdogis7j30ci0el75a"}
{"text": "我昨天被帮助的是一只红色的海星。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6085174"}
{"text": "这就是我刚才拉的么？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "搜了一下美杜莎的图片", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gb4d8pikyyj211e11eaic"}
{"text": "时薪又不高。", "question": "为什么 2014 年程序员薪资那么高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "赵默笙。", "question": "国内有哪些明显被过誉的摄影师？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "默哀时东张西望的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g44df6sv2xj20m00m0406"}
{"text": "再等一分钟饭就做好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5840433"}
{"text": "他的力量源于自己的意愿。", "question": "给个昵称吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5151910"}
{"text": "新陈代谢", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "出云阿国的画像", "question": "如果战国时代有网络的话，搜索次数最多的词会是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1144031"}
{"text": "他好像不愿意用我摸过的球。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5921687"}
{"text": "内心波澜：1、这个人怎么这么瘦，等会别一下子捅深了2、这个人怎么这么胖，普通 Trocar 够得着吧3、肚脐上面这个痣等会切皮时绕开啊，别给人切没了回头找咱", "question": "外科医生和手术室护士面对病人的裸体内心真的毫无波澜吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靠，是谁把尿检样本的推车放在休息室里的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S8ibGcPlDA8DsJzOPQff5DrCaawklPe2eftz8fvOfBADTM0LOQryhwoKBz3ZAbib72856iaKFoESLUA"}
{"text": "赌博把工资全输光了的人。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5820378"}
{"text": "加油，汤姆！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6300332"}
{"text": "你已经是第四个了，嗑到那个桌角的受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tp3YLVg8XdN1jQhp64yS8btkr2hqFvYm9QgD2Awex8tia7ib71iblxicG72dKibZHbzr42Rgu0ApIzFjw"}
{"text": "我们猫科动物从不造假", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpx0ifty7tj60x80x51jt02"}
{"text": "其实普通人也有很多混淆不清的。", "question": "七分之一的电影特约演员有过不知道的事情。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7377425"}
{"text": "ture my world eye……", "question": "外国人空耳汉语是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "香蕉的吃法异常。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7381603"}
{"text": "一点儿没少", "question": null, "star": 556, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnobk2ls9j60w816yq9502"}
{"text": "主人回来啦，我先下了哦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1124i35n2j30ci0eljur"}
{"text": "被两人逼到走投无路时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6l1h2vpcvj30ci0elq7m"}
{"text": "刚蹲下 钱已经被别人捡走了！", "question": "肥是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下雨天别让你老公去西湖。", "question": "对于一个即将去杭州工作定居的人，应该注意或者了解什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "尝试自拍驾照照片，突然发现自己变帅了的瞬间。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6496182"}
{"text": "一个被我挟持的小女孩", "question": null, "star": 797, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "真的，所以剩下那百分之五的人赚了全世界 95%的钱。", "question": "「这社会 95% 以上的事情都是高中生知识水平就能解决，最关键是跟人的沟通相处能力」这话对吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "仰卧起坐的人", "question": null, "star": 320, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gw11ywe32uj611u1ehdp102"}
{"text": "他们家的炒面很好吃。", "question": "说些莫名其妙的话逗笑了我三年三百二十二次。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "582569"}
{"text": "烹饪课老师的动作太美了，每次看都看得入迷。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5892815"}
{"text": "另一只拖鞋不见了", "question": null, "star": 446, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3gx2z5v1hj61401hc0x602"}
{"text": "婚礼狂躁症停不下来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6134850"}
{"text": "啤酒肚。", "question": "试着稍微改变点心的名字看看。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3482978"}
{"text": "就是答主问题描述里的那样，不能同意更多。所以，嘿，我很困惑于为什么你还要特意再问这个问题一次，当你完全理解它应有的答案的时候？", "question": "中文恶性西化是怎样的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "医生！我孩子手术怎么样！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hgrwllyzd2j30ci0elwii"}
{"text": "捡到教室地板上异常卷曲的毛。", "question": "像得到了闪闪发光的十元硬币一样的好事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "1512314"}
{"text": "嘿！我往桃莉子的嘴里塞了筷子！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1201872"}
{"text": "不了，今天不行。打个五折怎么样？", "question": "只需超越昨天的自己1%。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5701072"}
{"text": "茶漱菇", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SK4nHyZlhoa9VxIpHHAiaRHzrqeh4q1bjgDm78onzRFhwibX9iannMNt8meWRIBErCbW8nOiaUrRribew"}
{"text": "麻醉后被唤醒时我马上有了意识感觉护士说了一句——醒了啊手术做完啦然后我就醒了（意识层面，睁不开眼）理所当然的想坐起来，结果我发现怎么都坐不起来…我当时就想，啊呀我莫不是撞上了传说中的鬼压床然后就更努力想坐起来，甚至想通过言语告诉护士我的情况我当时说的是“嗷嗷！救我救我！我坐不起来！！！”估计护士发现我表情肢体有什么不对劲还听到我模模糊糊的声音就叫医生说—- 啊呀她是怎么回事呀医生来了也问我怎么回事我依旧是…啊啊啊啊嗷嗷嗷嗷！！！救我救我！我坐不起来啊啊啊！！！我被鬼压床啦！！但是我以为我嚎出来了，其实在医生听起来就是呜呜嘟囔…感觉过了很久，不知道她们在讨论什么然后就听到医生说——给她吸点氧吧我只感觉到一个呼吸面罩扣到脸上就又睡着了睡觉时还在想诶我居然撞上鬼压床啦，这感觉太新奇啦…等我几天后回想才记起妈的我做的是全麻…能坐起来才真的有鬼…", "question": "你们麻醉后说过什么蠢话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新冠时期勉强和粉丝握一下手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIpYswxZ1rVskgToSbe6WDX8agnbtte1pyJbVuxHmVQ6iaBTaPYY8DMDA"}
{"text": "有几个像狼男一样的人，看起来不像是外星人，更像是宇宙狗。", "question": "UFO的内部照片入手后最让我惊讶的事情是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3971092"}
{"text": "呆子你变个身怎么这么慢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhK4VuqBv24QknibNZ2IPkYdExgz6zJXFQgOiazHAUqBmCYKd8ojXAROsFg"}
{"text": "“我让你指我！”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1guody3n1j2j60qk0xjtg602"}
{"text": "哎，我要被埋没了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3567074"}
{"text": "医生开的止泻药", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBuA3XAko8Kpr7ayunxqeBIZuXmLx3FW8IMEibZO262jiccibD4mAN1hm3HQ"}
{"text": "我是不是有点傻...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6988825"}
{"text": "芋头今天也在挖芋头。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6446291"}
{"text": "一定要切成这样的长方形哦", "question": null, "star": 115, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmyow143w9j60wx0onahv02"}
{"text": "这里流浪狗太多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7N9Q6Vyyx1OSxD0DNLe1Pjq2nMe6StBXazXz9dnzzjdPECTKZMK2X1g"}
{"text": "抱孩子", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6004240"}
{"text": "虚荣。", "question": "奥运会是为了什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6020583"}
{"text": "结婚五周年纪念日……我叔想给婶一个惊喜，所以提前下班回去第一次做菜……烧掉了一个厨房和半个客厅……", "question": "撩妹力负 max 是什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "1点整", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjnxyeowiuj60qf0x3gqx02"}
{"text": "不行啊！不行啊！给大家添麻烦了，不行啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6435456"}
{"text": "体验骑马VR时没想到自己当马", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hig0gsmfjrj30ci0elgmn"}
{"text": "第一次用蚂蚁花被的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeot5c4xiaEFG4t7GIiaEojphEt8thFYa9dXMFkextzj67SHC8PqgFVPhclQ"}
{"text": "我做的布丁怎么样？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093261"}
{"text": "嗯干吗？", "question": "十年前的声音现在听不见了。", "star": 248, "type": "T2T", "image": "7372219"}
{"text": "胃虫检查", "question": null, "star": 31, "type": "I2T", "image": "5442845"}
{"text": "一百万次使用的图片。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5851033"}
{"text": "孙悟空为石矶娘娘死后元灵五彩石演化而成石矶原在天宫有六块宝石，分别掌控力量时间空间心灵灵魂现实，其中时间宝石之化身碧云童子为哪吒射死，从此宝石不知所踪。石矶寻仇未果被太乙真人炼化后，元灵变回五色石坠入人间，积年累月吸收日精月华催动灵魂宝石，之后幻化出猴形灵物，是为美猴王。在别教传承中，石矶又名涅墨西斯。——《中外自在法门•鬼扯篇》", "question": "孙悟空和灭霸谁厉害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星星闪烁。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6906050"}
{"text": "您尾号为xxxx的卡xx日xx:xx收入他行汇入xxxxx元。", "question": "有没有你第一眼看到就爱上的句子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快进看一遍，快退看一遍 ", "question": "第二遍看电影的时候，到底在看什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "恶毒的敌人拿出了主角初中时期的QQ空间记录", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20z5WP0Y1iahq2gFo1UWOY3icvajjicS39x3XShDh16R4EbKO1BedgQ3jGA"}
{"text": "你这文采绝对能拿诺贝尔文学奖，如果不是写遗书的话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBxicRKFUJSWHicRGoeyVwjIpC3AQOBTrq0TFB6RgMGbwnP2JasIkYjiaibEBxibafw5H7nibPKRaGMXJOQ"}
{"text": "在琴键上寻找掉下的隐形眼镜时，不知为何大家都落泪了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h03hnxxb9sj30ci0elae4"}
{"text": "搭车去MM家。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6678081"}
{"text": "拉了一村子稀的罪魁祸首抓到了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QPYicmb6YoaRXLfmUlqmhk4wUk1EXzQav5iag8rn48Drcib4fgvA8fqWqa9N2spL7fkUMMmaicP0wG6A"}
{"text": "静音模式", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "汽车驾驶证是黄金驾照。", "question": "请分享一些不太高级的吹牛话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6999639"}
{"text": "去当地的书店，总会遇到同学。", "question": "只有乡下人才能理解的事情。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3198746"}
{"text": "教练，为什么绿灯还不亮啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPnGnklaJJNTFcdD5l8PcBg9iaNs1v3AY4yuK6nXK0xJldfov0g8YrrFFVwRs5RK9gNn6P6rGE6Ng"}
{"text": "ATP（腺嘌呤核苷三磷酸）", "question": "你在知乎答题的动力是什么?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "要和平！不要战争！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzr6mip6onj60x30m3wm702"}
{"text": "握手的那一天的风景", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2511028"}
{"text": "哪个灯管需要换？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ge3x58iw58j21090z2gs4"}
{"text": "身后的主持人负责为电钻配音", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHs2sK7IlOnianBCJDLCn0mKQF2aY299Pic9zmLB7ekFeu4wuKPLQ9TuUw"}
{"text": "肠道没问题……胃没问题……有点口腔溃疡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghrurfp8rsj20ud14iq8k"}
{"text": "说好的裸考呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibmtRPkkUUX73Ey5gdryqOzJ65Bmj1SH8XLtkkpuTxrzUtBpicaJDxXjw"}
{"text": "这句话的潜台词是：“你做好准备，我要吃你了哦！”不愧是创作出《进击的巨人》的国度！", "question": "为什么日本人吃饭前总要说一句「我开动了」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在跟踪的女人面前炫耀自己和幼儿园的孩子玩得很开心，对孩子们很友善，结果孩子说：“你嘴巴臭！”", "question": "伤心的一句话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2008010"}
{"text": "洗你🐴呢", "question": null, "star": 82, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "在Bob联盟的伙伴中，以开朗著称的Bob最近没什么精神。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "1390702"}
{"text": "阿姨你好，我劝你放弃这个想法，我是当女儿的，我经常把我妈气哭气吐血。", "question": "我特想儿媳妇能拿我当妈待。我尽力对她好，可她排斥我，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你把手机掉在床缝里，然后拽着耳机线扯起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBJkUDhxGVn8SPammLxdMVdSToZicEDT57ltbKJ5Ax2lNqyheNcX0AF6pVmwPOXbHiasHvMKRFs5PQ"}
{"text": "用勺子接住所有头皮屑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgygdA7BwtDAibECt1jefuVnckURjZEJUIh9XHoiaLRByqxgE0icVhOsauRg"}
{"text": "你来日本做什么？", "question": "给节目名字加上一个字使其变成七个字的感觉。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7232102"}
{"text": "明明是她偷走了我的心，但是每次目光相接的时候总是会逃开，好像我才是那个小偷。", "question": "什么感觉让你确信你爱上一个人了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“宝贝，你看我还有机会吗？”", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "氛围就像国际象棋。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5720271"}
{"text": "校长讲话超过了2分30秒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174H5H9CLzX4aXZOAnRN9XfNvs4M8wWFwjAYlweib1VrmNZRtcqzJKfEAVOibKuRQ5jQftLZwUReibLpYw"}
{"text": "我在另一个图层", "question": null, "star": 1331, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdwr83mi9dj60u0140jv002"}
{"text": "去看中医，医生惊讶的说从来没见过如此之大的黑眼圈，眼睛上下都有。我说……那是我画的鼻影眼窝和卧蚕…… 顺便想起之前去算命，算命的大叔忧伤的看着我说你们这些小姑娘眉毛眼睛鼻子嘴的都看不出原本的形状了，让我怎么看面相……谁能想到化妆和整容会冲击到这些传统行业呢。", "question": "你从哪个瞬间开始决定不化妆了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "东晋时，蓝田侯王述有次吃鸡蛋，他用筷子扎鸡蛋，屡扎屡滑，十分生气，于是干脆不吃了，抓起鸡蛋摔到地上。啪的一下，很快啊！无奈鸡蛋烹饪水平很高，不但没摔坏，还在地上蹦蹦跳跳，仿佛很开心的样子。他一个卧槽，气急败坏的从席上蹦下来用鞋使劲踩鸡蛋，但由于穿的是木屐，两个鞋齿中间的空间很大，每次踩鸡蛋都踩不到。于是突然心态崩了，一把从地上抓起鸡蛋起放到嘴里，使劲嚼碎了，吐了一地。王蓝田性急。尝食鸡子，以箸刺之，不得，便大怒，举以掷地。鸡子于地圆转未止，仍下地以屐齿蹍之，又不得。真甚，复于地取内口中，啮破即吐之。", "question": "成年人，突然心态崩是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "专为柯南擦眼镜的匠人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h24obqc88rj30ci0elwho"}
{"text": "首先声明以下描述全部属实，如有雷同实属不幸。核心员工爹死娘嫁人，多日无法工作。合伙人爹死娘嫁人，多日无心工作。老婆出轨，自己多日无心工作。自己出轨被抓，各种无心工作。要离婚各种，无法工作。离婚要分股权，合伙人不想工作。以上各种各位斟酌。", "question": "有哪些成本是老板们开公司前未曾预见到的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "星星不来。", "question": "请说真话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6490616"}
{"text": "啊~好凉快的头啊~", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7260071"}
{"text": "竹田，能听到我说话吗？带厕纸到二楼男厕所来……！能听到吗竹田……！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxum4jzetyj30ci0elwjn"}
{"text": "问题学生更受老师喜欢。", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "召唤了两个水元素", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2KMCsbokjicJE50GYn6LWX7zQeUyyDiadw85Es7NOzvT6aC2GicrRSeBTfOlcUibSTNmrBSjSiau4rcQ"}
{"text": "当朋友问我躲在他家厕所里两个小时到底在干嘛我：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T2dibKlzngNBdVBjmicXzjBD5iadV61XkPf955tTeWVh17SLPPXgCYEibAJphxfMQzibALY5vKC5osn5Q"}
{"text": "斧助线", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8tibVDJTzLdR0FaWGylhckkQzzbHm0JJTl3JLq2iav0GOMB4hj0rmRd5wA"}
{"text": "话说刚才的骑手小哥好像有点不高兴呢～", "question": null, "star": 556, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gri15jdjyij611b1azn8q02"}
{"text": "主人为啥要对着它说“看看咪咪”？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3X37RPncdej5KFFXD3PicQY0ydRcJ4fUZLN4MTp38Ps7fIlQDQFOkzng"}
{"text": "假装自己也是机器人", "question": "机器人同事越来越多，如何避免自己在科技进步过程中被替代？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "游戏里收集了足够的任务物品向NPC换取一只狗。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkpsqkmirzj60p30x1axf02"}
{"text": "这个篮球重度烧伤不能玩了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acB8yStWo6rd8ZAAsCV0GYUIofGfyYZdYrDTWsgs6bKBg3p5V5U4ia4lnw"}
{"text": "有水喝了！『真聪明啊小夫！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbmxsc34mcj30ci0eln13"}
{"text": "听刑法网课的时候，柏浪涛老师讲过一个亲身经历哈哈哈哈骗子：你好，我是北京市一中院刑事审判庭，这有一张你的传票。柏：一中院的？法院的？骗子：是的，刑事审判庭。柏：那这是公诉案件的传票，还是自诉案件的传票啊？骗子：公诉的。诶我说…柏：你等会儿，公诉案件不是应该检察院送传票吗。沉默……骗子：额…你这是自诉案件！柏：哦。那你们是刑事三庭的，还是刑事四庭的啊？骗子：我们刑事四庭的。柏：不对啊，一中院刑事没有刑事四庭啊。嘟嘟嘟……不知道是被哪个知乎大神翻牌了，17年底的回答，突然多了这么多赞！", "question": "你有哪些调戏骗子的有趣经历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "嘿姑娘，你的两卷纸都滚跑了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SnibB1ia7ziaz1ejU7us4cWL970txe5ILxfP7Mpvo4PvOAyzUA9vgaezSPtT6yJzqRWETic5o4phNYNw"}
{"text": "我只长胸不会胖的啦！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7174250"}
{"text": "她长得像绫濑遥。", "question": "将就着说个谎吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4034652"}
{"text": "被说“戴了猫的帽子”而生气。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5620469"}
{"text": "拼命的努力表情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1510299"}
{"text": "那么绿的玩意……肯定是光合作用。", "question": "绿巨人变身后所增加的重量从哪而来？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暖男就是用哄女朋友的口吻和所有女人说话。", "question": "什么叫暖男？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "竟然在美国吃面包。", "question": "仔细想想，告诉我七个由“盾”组成的汉字。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7167437"}
{"text": "刚出生就被抛弃的小狗狗被海豚养大后以为自己也是只海豚", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpqgxbp5gkj30ci0eln49"}
{"text": "国庆出游祈求老天不要到处人山人海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R0vgJZ4JTJMISFdEqo0mnicpIFa7SB2Oxmic45Gdd4SxTw8Kwxia1v1GfMm9SzFzc0b4gJ1z0icsm25Q"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者回归", "question": null, "star": 154, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "胎位好上啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVSlhyxZs0gnMFmjQDlia3bNKuv1nMUvCh6YeH4uD49tcXPYDoM9fwDcA"}
{"text": "吃完半成品解药真的长大了，不过没有完全长大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QsdjsojiarVEhZXWwWRxGDVw60ib99fzJahgfxwpictlicsSJEQd3v0r8rddQ2YHVDJpqVIZkuz3wZaQ"}
{"text": "咱们走吧，三只小动物。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3068401"}
{"text": "世界上唯一的一颗花生。", "question": "把名曲前面加上一到三个字，破坏了它。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "4201359"}
{"text": "来电铃声一响，我就把所有歌曲唱一遍再接电话。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "370526"}
{"text": "别收我眼镜税了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7378930"}
{"text": "喝酒了吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5848025"}
{"text": "头顶光秃秃的，还撒了盐。", "question": "这样的打工地方的店长我讨厌。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3864126"}
{"text": "我本来想化装袭击，但是从里面传来了嗯嗯❤️的声音，所以我轻轻地关上了门。", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6748556"}
{"text": "某次春节在家参加一个亲朋聚会，当时到晚了，就听见有个号称来自北京的专家（后面了解是长辈朋友）在解读近期刚出台的某个交通领域很火的政策文件。说到某个点的时候，专家分析了很多说国家应该是怎么怎么考虑的，下一步可能是什么意思。我顺口接了一局，应该不是吧。专家立马开始说教，意思说自己在行业内地位多高，多少多少朋友，年轻人不要乱说话...然后我弱弱的回了一句，这文件我起草的，当时确实没这么考虑....场面一度无比尴尬。", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我想要一颗乱七八糟的星星。", "question": "请说真话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6490616"}
{"text": "椅子放的时间长了会长出衣服来。", "question": "请问有没有一些长期被当做灵异事件，最后用科学可以解释的怪现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "回转寿司转太快拿不到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1fz1eyxpmogj20mj0tzwir"}
{"text": "身边没有任何一个人知道我这些可耻的经历。一次偶然的机会接触到了暹罗和折耳，是在一个富二代男朋友怂恿下尝试的。之前并不知道他吸猫。他家境优渥，性格温和，外形俊朗，看起来是个完美的男朋友。 直到那天我们出去玩，住在某地的某个酒店，当他拿出来工具才知道他沾毒。迄今为止，我吸食猫类两三年了，最近在戒毒。戒断反应非常剧烈，刚开始的时候会头疼流鼻涕胸闷。非常难受，靠左匹克隆晚上才能睡那么几个小时。后来就不行了，常常在脑子里出现臆想，想着眼前出现了一只猫，我用力地把它的脑袋摁在怀里，没完没了的吸。以前有猫的时候，我随时随地都在吸。站着吸，躺着吸，趴着吸，跪着吸，甚至上完厕所第一件事情不是洗手而是吸猫。连我最亲密的朋友都说，我吸猫的样子，猥琐得就像一个二十年没有过性生活的老变态。我家里人也彻底对我失望了，觉得我这样一个瘾君子，继续学业都成了大问题，断了我的猫粮，不让我养猫，但我会挤出一切生活费用来维持它原有的生活质量，没羞没臊地继续给它铲屎。哎。希望国家可以出台相关法律，强制收缴我的作案工具，把我押入戒毒所里。不然，我也差不多是条废乐了。", "question": "猫算不算毒品？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "让我恢复了原貌！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv3j9zogp6j30ci0el772"}
{"text": "你是第一个发现我额头上那只七星瓢虫的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibJX71TaCa29w92XgG1QOYVXD5IVgy5HaqWiblKroeR6nOXbFBf7p7UCQ"}
{"text": "田中的野郎......的中文意思是“姓田的家伙”或“住在田中的家伙”。这是一种粗鲁或不礼貌的说法，通常用于朋友之间的玩笑或批评中。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7013669"}
{"text": "在街上打架的是街头霸王，在街上表演木偶戏的是铁拳。", "question": "请用简单易懂的方式向女生解释街头霸王和铁拳的区别。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6954443"}
{"text": "我不管什么日照权。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7182676"}
{"text": "「我忘带降落伞了，下去拿一下！那是汤姆生前最后一句话", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3x7mi06zlj30ci0elwj1"}
{"text": "不该许愿变成老婆喜欢的样子的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdm4y74WlbdjzT5fjbH0b4UM6KEdgR2r1jvTothvll891WJd6KAUNGOw"}
{"text": "群主把我们拉进群，然后自己退群了？", "question": "如何看待特朗普表态在上任第一天美国就将退出 TPP?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "周瑜：我十日之内需要十万只烟……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WIkfep4P02U4nLT68mU54BLmLDuqfR6dt7e9BAOuhnzpOV9qJVbjkNw"}
{"text": "不喜欢我", "question": "请用四个字概括你喜欢的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要开播！不要开播！不要开播！", "question": "国产《三体》电视剧发布人物定妆海报、全新预告，值得期待吗？会成为今年暑期的最大爆款吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "耳机线解不开了be like", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwvzkgkqgdj60vp0l9dlf02"}
{"text": "给鱼肉装刺的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TFHj56UJxjnhFbMq8Rhf7nSJAcGwX2J0lQ3lLk5sQTXvziaH3zjQvENibCcS1NLjcqtYnO5l6EMVgg"}
{"text": "女人的眼泪也被烘干了。", "question": "大摩托车上可能会再次发生坏事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7287101"}
{"text": "一……一点也不疼啊……刚刚是被蚊……蚊子咬了一口吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SwSVLhpz3JEv7cic0EkkHhGtAQsnibH1hr42pvnGTIacZH387rjDEpKZSfW18FusnplgoILpgMQTaw"}
{"text": "今年道路维护的预算用完了但道路建设的预算还有盈余", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8ju64Cx9WQp3bumGlwuJXkt8MUvh7UVVRcqGB1yYbibuu8pwKn57lhzg"}
{"text": "一个穿黄色衣服的男人把头埋在裙子里面，真是让人羡慕。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246471"}
{"text": "黄色的油漆已经脱落，耳朵也不见了。", "question": "这样的多啦A梦是绝对回不到未来的。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2836439"}
{"text": "发现巨石落下后悄悄闪开", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzywqh8dogj30ci0eljtx"}
{"text": "倒计时开始了。", "question": "在富士山顶发现了一个神秘的按钮，按下它会怎么样？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6651659"}
{"text": "体育馆的天花板夹着的球。", "question": "遥不可及的东西", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388945"}
{"text": "据说情商是科学家为了安慰智商低的人而发明出来的", "question": "为什么对于大多数普通人而言情商比智商更重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当你的自定义角色出现在过场动画中", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MVIpVjebva7PNeLCpJcJAD4tefyLiaD5aju1c11DSQWOPHrTic1hTfTYg"}
{"text": "青年人的解压方式就是买车买房，然后成为中年人。 评论区 @卢光宇：然后跑来提问中年人的解压方式是什么", "question": "中年人的解压方式是回家前在车里安静坐会，那青年人呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果可以三妻四妾，很多男人是娶不到老婆的…", "question": "如果现在突然可以三妻四妾男人们愿意么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青春：youthful years", "question": "请告诉我一些中学校里没有但可能存在的东西。", "star": 808, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855104"}
{"text": "我们从这个人身上发现了超感觉电波。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6852370"}
{"text": "你认错袋鼠了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gohbj7r5iej60x40x14qp02"}
{"text": "如果当时鼓起勇气发出叫声，现在应该会被这雨水淋湿。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2918703"}
{"text": "发网上后好多人点赞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfhqqkm3fdj30ci0el795"}
{"text": "只要精分就可以了。给自己设计多套个人信息，记在本子上。我从小学开始平时无聊就这么干。当时只是为了好玩儿。结果现在已经有八个比较完整的个人身份——八个生成的身份证号，八套游戏帐号，八套常用密码（假生日假情侣名balabala），十六位父母，n个班主任老师，八个出生地，八个初恋的名字，八个微博号（两个活跃的）。其中有一个假身份是另一个假身份的假身份。因为我是从小开始玩这个游戏的，加上我从小在好多个省份各自呆过几个月，所以时间长，可信度高，还用假身份申诉过好多次qq号。八个身份里有三个混二次元，两个混技术论坛，还有一个混龙空，政治倾向上左四右四，八个里有两个自干五三个酱油党一个美分，另外还在贴吧先后直播过两套情感史。（对，没错，我就是那个「整个贴吧都是我小号，不信我换个号来回你」的那个人。）两年前还把设计好的五个身份互相成为大学室友…只是网购不好解决，但是因为从小到大用的是另外的假身份，网购用的实际身份在网上除了一张银行卡几乎没留下任何信息，网购用的密码来自两个「人」。以上。", "question": "养成哪些上网习惯可以避免泄露重要的个人隐私？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我不 是 机 器 人 。", "question": "早上醒来，首先打开微信笑了，但是有时候不会按星星。", "star": 259, "type": "T2T", "image": "6729616"}
{"text": "挑战捉迷藏世界记录的史密斯君在60年零265天后被找到可惜差一天就破纪录了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gzr6bxcovsj30ci0elwj7"}
{"text": "我的哪里是美女啊！？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7322362"}
{"text": "除了自己之外的绿壳螃蟹会被打中哦。", "question": "马里奥赛车迷相田美津代可能会写的作品。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6870080"}
{"text": "别秃了啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7294714"}
{"text": "对方正在等待您输入……", "question": "你希望微信增加什么功能？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "转到了后端", "question": "作为前端工程师，你在 2021 年都有哪些进步、收获与成长？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "今天这个逼班就上到这", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyejer9960j60ww0nkaeh02"}
{"text": "-- 这衣服多少钱？-- 一千三，打完折一千二百九。-- 有屎黄色的吗？-- 没有……-- 唉～（摇头走掉） -- 这衣服多少钱？-- 一千二，打完折一千一百九。-- 有屎黄色的吗？-- 有，您看。-- 唉～不是这种屎（摇头走掉）。", "question": "如何含蓄地表达价格太贵自己不能接受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "海星读作“hǎi xīng”。", "question": "孩子起的闪亮名字太可怜了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7122076"}
{"text": "你好，我迷路了，能不能借您手机打个电话？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpEUiaZeCjCcbVkTJvzN0qQBOFZyMnh31uciarj19zdYbv5eKxXpSvgJfg"}
{"text": "肌肉男接楼看女朋友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SeibjEBGLm5FBorbvKJFA1ibIxAdKiazVZn6bOsw0dIJjwwwqTK3PZdnUCeKnHopVX7IvD9K9ibAR0KQ"}
{"text": "微博账号", "question": null, "star": 298, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvo0h34gvzj60z9115n3p02"}
{"text": "当洁厕灵发现了顽固污渍时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g0lbajkw7sj20mi0pa0vg"}
{"text": "孩子出生的那天，清晨 7 点多我在阵痛中醒来，老公也被我的动静吵醒，迷迷糊糊问我怎么了。我答：「好像有反应了。」老公顿时睡意全无：「阵痛了？？」我：「嗯，而且挺规律的，10 分钟一次。」老公一骨碌爬起来：「我艹，那我赶快抓紧时间把日常做了！」我：「帮我的号也做一下。」", "question": "你身边的人玩游戏有多疯狂？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我买了一个可爱的娃娃并在网上炫耀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7301678"}
{"text": "你看，我不是在二月份给了你巧克力吗？你还记得吧？是的，我要报复。然后呢？", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5453295"}
{"text": "不错，背得挺好，老师让在哪签字？", "question": "如何幽默机智地回复「我去买几个橘子，你就站在此地，不要走动」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "快点！不行！", "question": null, "star": 80, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191803"}
{"text": "买包烟，去去就来~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f95cbndnlmj20fp0ea75f"}
{"text": "「对不住了……三天没案件柯南快不行了」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0tan9akrkj30ci0eljuz"}
{"text": "喵尼拔", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "这会使想那么做的孩子产生反效果。", "question": "学校不行的话，就会像流浪汉一样。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "6861492"}
{"text": "断线木偶", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu5rl0apghj60ol0ws46h02"}
{"text": "“猎人，还是没有更新……”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "我揭下了纳豆的薄膜。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3546314"}
{"text": "先和邻居握个手再睡觉。", "question": "睡觉前的仪式。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3941128"}
{"text": "妈祖……纸和竹子做的。然后经济舱护卫队十来号人。厦航。当时从四川小城西昌出发，去机场路上就看到车队了，没看清具体是什么，不知道在搞什么仪式。到了机场看到一群穿红衣服的人（类似舞龙那种服装），又以为是什么节日活动。上飞机看到了，当然我也不认识，所以一瞬间脑子里有多种想象……这里我不能说。问了空姐才知道的。出于敬畏没有拍照。敬畏一方面来自于这是一位神，另一方面是她身上有很多毛爷爷折的花，这种组合的视觉冲击感……", "question": "在飞机头等舱，坐过你旁边的最著名的人是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你的防狼术第一招。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "1950272"}
{"text": "帅气阳光的男生挽起袖子时，女生看来是这样的。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "4109069"}
{"text": "“先生，这样不能证明您在战争中牺牲掉两根手指”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q6YpK4xKXXQAkQDgfcYR8MHyblqicyRsLNAmPlwxFfvmj0zfq6C5VGGWQC24tuhYqgc4RHoEr6TiaA"}
{"text": "进次郎说：“我是为了做VTuber才让他制作的。”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6911887"}
{"text": "把你放在一车狗中间时 你也会把头探出去的", "question": "为什么狗坐车的时候都喜欢把头探出窗外？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我最喜欢的一句话。", "question": "今年的流行语大奖是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6896841"}
{"text": "在这之后，奥特曼的后背肘部会爆炸。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "357810"}
{"text": "这个房间不是很暗吗？", "question": null, "star": 1316, "type": "I2T", "image": "1963810"}
{"text": "真实的故事。我有一哥们儿，将女朋友的姓纹在了手臂上，女朋友姓王……过两天换了一个女朋友，还好前一个姓王，后一个虽然姓陈，但是名字里面有个玉字，他非常庆幸的将王加了一点，改成了玉。又过了半年，这小子又换了一个。非常幸运，这次姓金。玉加了一点，再加一个人字头。也可以糊弄过关。终于要结婚了，他找我吃饭，说这个纹身没辙了。因为他现在要结婚的未婚妻姓刘，而且名字中也没什么跟金相关的东西。总不能说自己是金星老师的粉丝吧。我说你这种不学无术的人，没文化真可怕。然后用筷子蘸着水在桌子上写下了刘的繁体字：劉他顿首再拜而去。", "question": "为了前任纹身或者纹前任的名字后悔吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "比赛前的战斗舞蹈一点一点地做。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3649634"}
{"text": "船长经验不足，导致了事故的发生。", "question": "著名企业用七言五句诗来解释吧！", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6536246"}
{"text": "躺下装死后被强行扶起", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gw4jnd7mawj30ci0eltdo"}
{"text": "你的主机在那边，我电脑都重启七八次了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SgicH1ayKDuyxiacxF4UiaL9YmvOI1T3jGVWocD41icJamzC316Xj6Sxgd8JxQkkww9vYuUKy9dFYmUw"}
{"text": "从静香的笛子中查出了这3个人的DNA", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfiaGcM8D3rSgM8tod1EKDSfHagxBhQGrVk3ys4PKFiaVhWN2LMGq17K59VYNLiciaPiclMGdGP3B7HahJA"}
{"text": "放弃成为英雄的无证骑士", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6406146"}
{"text": "实际上创造富士山的就是我，它最近被列为世界遗产了。", "question": "炫耀一下你的成果吧。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5890075"}
{"text": "把早上买的东西放回去", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gynixhpv5aj60wy0wywpj02"}
{"text": "复制粘贴的瞬间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g9jieigfd6j210a145116"}
{"text": "因为孩子进了女浴池，所以去接他/她。", "question": "孩子做的事，有一定的限度可以被原谅。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6397788"}
{"text": "把星星带来！混蛋！", "question": "请说真话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6490616"}
{"text": "小丑竟是我自己", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5kibS8P0vXnqmVzqOSHlgh3ES59RliaPwpIDxfjBtsuMtxka7EPtpPWKzJyOdG9h6ibEUsoRG9Sujg"}
{"text": "我要急支糖浆！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gktg7pv6nxj60ly0wp78p02"}
{"text": "刚说第一句，话筒就被主持人收走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RN1YksdgAeBRnlYqFUoVd53Tk2t3nj6wiakVa8uUMKZ9qtdHWWX4yWDZn0c11BpjuJsic0NWz57pRQ"}
{"text": "我要把命运敲碎！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7005370"}
{"text": "半仙说我的下半生比手里这本脱口秀大全还好笑", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TaW5iajWpn0pYn39cVnwHjGPceozCWl8qNlMU2mlTdBhFxib1sA5qEfLpRDxiaHbBWhrwxe3yHNwbWw"}
{"text": "一瞬间如释重负，一转头心如刀绞。", "question": "和喜欢的人提分手是一种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我去过俄罗斯。", "question": "当我迟到时，能告诉我怎样找借口吗？我帮了你。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6498694"}
{"text": "老妈！老爸说不给他买冰淇淋就不走了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8sthlgtm8j30ci0eljse"}
{"text": "我处理不了。", "question": "博士课题做不出来心态崩溃的时候你们怎么处理的呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "如果你真的窘迫又有这样的想法，说明你的大脑潜意识里在为你无力赚钱这件事实想理由开脱。我不是无能，我是不在乎。", "question": "自己明明很缺钱，但就是对赚钱不感冒怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么霍格沃兹的校长是邓不利多，而不是邓不利少或邓不利刚刚好？", "question": "为什么形容一个食物小时称迷你，而不是迷我或者迷他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "上班了，愤怒的小鸟等着了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3faHiaxicQchZapOMWB2AtrTLIoDyXxA6shRzGMia4lG9KqgQicCgqyWciaQ"}
{"text": "把下班回家的丈夫巧妙推倒的妻子。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7300735"}
{"text": "这就是素面。", "question": "饿得太过分了，看了很多外国人狂吃视频，最后去吃乌冬面。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2855916"}
{"text": "我从出生开始每天都给他吃巧克力球。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1661403"}
{"text": "北海道的土壤。", "question": "前所未有的土豆脆片口味新作。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "1309908"}
{"text": "昨天的浮冰融化了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3927339"}
{"text": "怎么样？这身涂鸦不错吧？这是我的后背。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1444143"}
{"text": "那是千层饼。五个刚好五千张。耶稣自己吃鱼，心机。", "question": "耶稣如何用五张饼和两条鱼喂饱 5000 个人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个蚊香劲儿大～", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "我睡觉时候的蚊子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFFb8WXOmhUF1J29fKdfiaWP7c1KXoW8aqiagUWNzutyJWqLSrVLtZabSWQ"}
{"text": "味道变了。", "question": "不能边吃屎边做。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7319959"}
{"text": "我靠，两次都中了！", "question": "请告诉我一个像中东地区会有的谚语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373904"}
{"text": "两小儿辩日", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S4fv7h1I5EjANJK5cvBLM8fTFC3WjbEOpCCiaUZYkymqOVdQDunAbR4lJa341MCn4cGQyE09ia6nIw"}
{"text": "谁也别想跟我抢秋干", "question": null, "star": 301, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq5feb9ar5j610t1d2dn302"}
{"text": "绿色窗口提示：Suica最多可以充值两万元哦。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3572203"}
{"text": "喂！男朋友！不一起走吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5990915"}
{"text": "？？？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9t1fj0ut4j61401hcduc02"}
{"text": "伸出你的手腕看看吧！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7213078"}
{"text": "柯南转来班上后每天少一个人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbiabj5jrjj30ci0elwfn"}
{"text": "心有猛虎细嗅黑莓", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "上中学的时候听广播，广播里说：笑的时候要露出八颗牙齿才是最美丽的。很想变得美丽，就对着镜子练习。真的好难呀！练了很久，终于做到可以不多不少刚好露八颗牙了，逢人就笑。大家都说我怎么做到的可以把嘴撑那么圆——当然靠努力啊！很久以后，我才知道广播里指的是露出上排的八颗牙齿，而不是上排下排各四颗，一共八颗牙齿。——现在有了一秒钟变鱿鱼嘴的绝技。", "question": "怎样笑最好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "NHK收视费", "question": "这个应该有吧？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4014357"}
{"text": "做惊愕状说:你怎么来了", "question": "室友总带女友在寝室住，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "煮豆燃豆其，豆在釜中泣", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPWOlRxicsIXKL93yA4NcProdZ2VCnX3C1V7j13M5Hqlgxp4ILwBd1Uz7w"}
{"text": "高所恐惧症：惧高症", "question": "网球裁判员的2%所面临的困扰。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6266838"}
{"text": "连载结束通知", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6361596"}
{"text": "自我隔离", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5111490"}
{"text": "不是文人更容易变节，是有些文人没事时爱唱高调，出了事让观者的心理落差尤其大。", "question": "文人是否更容易变节？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "边跑步边玩手机时", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "猫眼三姐妹", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "老婆生老二的时候，我陪产。看到一个哥们拿着一瓶爽歪歪问医生:「宝宝喝这个要不要热一下啊？」医生愣了：「多大宝宝啊？」「刚出生啊，我老婆没奶。」我能明显感觉到，医生想打人，但是修养好，没动手。医生把他领到护士站，跟护士说：「好好盯着他，别让他靠近他家宝宝。」……", "question": "人在医院能无知到何种程度？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "水虫的脚踏板", "question": "名著漫画改一个字，加上2023年是22023年。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6907169"}
{"text": "奶奶在去河边洗衣的路上，遇到了一个抱着大桃子的黑皮肤的人。", "question": "在昔日的故事中，请让松崎しげる登场，给人一种奇怪的感觉。", "star": 13, "type": "T2T", "image": "5690048"}
{"text": "爸爸，你忘带东西了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDe2Q7icOV7Zqaia3ct3mxKcDSlr47qVZMc0YITHV3Ld7wbCKOmicUW1ZpcUAnSSicshYZvwBao0Uic9Ag"}
{"text": "RPG游戏中无特定道具就不让通过的家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4soxeedk8j30ci0eldhf"}
{"text": "应该是应该有结构性的支撑，但却很细。", "question": "用弓箭作为武器的角色的常见设定。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2426823"}
{"text": "那个，小智……可以换个大一点的精灵球吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SNedQa7AeMkiaA9Fh1cQBib9ut9JMfNYW7lrSVyO88fr2vkuFG20l1z11p34esdALc5o6YbzOb8ibNA"}
{"text": "「我才是真凶」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grmbo2h5rlj30ci0el429"}
{"text": "美国制造", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7366584"}
{"text": "特意去别的楼层的厕所。", "question": "肚子饿的人能产生共鸣。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "966997"}
{"text": "喂？爸..圣诞老人吗？我想要个弟弟，我今晚会早睡的。", "question": null, "star": 399, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gksdgjjk8uj611s19ytgt02"}
{"text": "被告人胖虎白的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK6aZiaiaC0b5R50BVeT0JtRfFcGgX2XpbgiauZwL1JxwHw2vQvBib1L2RFGw"}
{"text": "我可不能输给她！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gq566fch19j30ci0el432"}
{"text": "烘焙师和厨师的考试每年都在变得越来越难。", "question": "请告诉我jam老师的烦恼。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "4141846"}
{"text": "我国最缺乏的是身强体壮不请病假的音乐老师", "question": "我国缺少针对大众的古典音乐教育吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "来我这里，给你来个尸检。", "question": "如果我辱骂美国警察，并且对他竖立中指，会有什么后果和下场？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我来说一个，我妈刚学会蚂蚁森林的时候，每天早上定时给我扔大便，定时，定点，每天，我一开始以为这是她俏皮的跟我打招呼的方式，直到春节回老家提起，她说，难道扔大便不是在给我的树施肥吗？她一直以为我的树是她扔大便施肥长大的！", "question": "你爸妈刚用支付宝时闹出过什么笑话吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你好。", "question": "用七个字让他想象出来。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6993962"}
{"text": "“子子孙孙无穷匮也”——姜太公", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqw3by8xs5j60ou0wxn4g02"}
{"text": "新入手的儿子要充电才能开启。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmiuol344zj60ti0x578402"}
{"text": "对不起，勇士。魔王城和阿尔索克签订了契约。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6976928"}
{"text": "是哪一个存档来着？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibl8Zia2FxUoJJr9uYX3stWZQNhjO2rdzrsH50iazEDEIlWuvhA3BLfPQA"}
{"text": "我只记得吃了土豆那么多。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5932498"}
{"text": "你才是海豹你才不会顶皮球", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eet6xcvmk6j208x0bj3zn"}
{"text": "仔细一看，鲸鱼盖浇饭其实有点恶心。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "763889"}
{"text": "真是个拾金不味的好……你倒是撒手啊！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TDhnExaOuxic9yNBPQI9YFF4gG4MShfB0UM9DSZ1ReSsbib1fTgI7LTPMf8Lmj11BOOXGa8OP47l1g"}
{"text": "不放弃，坚持到底。", "question": "不能用擦了很多眼泪的毛巾。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7318573"}
{"text": "我觉得是要找人打断腿。", "question": "强吻一个妹子，对方当场生气离去，第二天妹子却主动发短信约晚上见面，请问是什么状况？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跳进泳池后才发现没水", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gndqjrcgv4j30ci0eldmt"}
{"text": "“猜猜我这是在上升还是在下降？”", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gror01dghkj60ru0xfdpu02"}
{"text": "我已经做好了坚决拒绝的准备。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7028438"}
{"text": "哎呀妈呀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5421326"}
{"text": "不要看完阿凡达就把头发到处乱接啦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicJ3FwW96pAZptFD8SjxQ0zsfiaWgumE2gzrYMbd5iaibl3mC2wWLGR7Ycg"}
{"text": "总有些人试图把自己打老婆的习惯嫁祸给东北人，这是不行的。东北男人不能在被老婆打了之后，再背上打老婆的骂名。这太不公平了。", "question": "你会想要嫁东北爷们儿吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他们两的睡姿都好差。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7093539"}
{"text": "那只手指在女人的背上爬行，到达了丰满的山丘，然后...", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6520563"}
{"text": "紧急生产救灾犬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVibibHMqJYD5GMzkfwIs9h04JGC1LicLAJ4xWZthV7AoerKlKjQuicl0vd5g"}
{"text": "繁忙的工作轮换：加班中～休假中～减薪中～真不想工作了，繁忙的工作轮换", "question": "请不要改动那个歌曲的名字和歌词中的任何一个字。", "star": 45, "type": "T2T", "image": "4289229"}
{"text": "你好！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "7292755"}
{"text": "马上就开始三人旅行了，居然现在告诉我你俩在一起了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJZcCIXRNSQmm2R9DP2cVyeCb4MFbojQjac8SqAXDRgRBKT9KaKCmJMg"}
{"text": "但是...不是应该打针吗？", "question": null, "star": 537, "type": "I2T", "image": "1973389"}
{"text": "老板！怎么还不上菜！？", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "老家伙在会计的时候说自己没带钱包。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385054"}
{"text": "回家发现妈妈洗衣服没有搓衣板而逼迫爸爸", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnu8m312bxj60x10p944r02"}
{"text": "哎哟喂！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6586422"}
{"text": "储备下一季的粮食，为过冬做准备。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2696093"}
{"text": "薛盯饿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Cz7vgzf6XMgY0wQnfPVTibfL8U7DDnnlXbvAraFkRBKBXDiczRdViat9xMx8XYL76gh8YP4tx7lvA"}
{"text": "领导：“会 CAD 吗？”实习生：“不会，但我 ADC 玩得还不错。”", "question": "你见过哪些员工因为作死被开除的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "靴子里充满呼喊。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6055017"}
{"text": "耳朵变大了！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1213214"}
{"text": "我们会考虑的。", "question": "今年的流行语大奖是什么呢？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6896841"}
{"text": "被三个人接替工作的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TzvsraPIu4ibMHChcSgElAicVJNQCTdOw3IlYdjtnwvOdvvrvjuvyOrRymG2ZzB3MPUTp7CywUayQA"}
{"text": "丢丢丢~登登等登 瞪登等登 登登等登 瞪登等登，丢丢丢 嘟嘟嘟 登登等登 瞪登等登 登登等登 瞪登等登，....党党的裆挡宕的裆，丢丢丢，党党哒挡裆党的党！党.党. ...啊呃啊啊～～啊啊哦啊～～啊啊啊啊～～啊啊～～啊啊~~", "question": "如何用一句话证明你看过《西游记》，字越少越好？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在意想不到的时间被外星人接走", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HcibUXFqWyy6hthO7CXFBvRT6RYkxRYxEK9DtlUPHH4jL3aPVAzwFKltFlWEXILJcfoVHC9IN6ibCg"}
{"text": "啊，对了，是碱性的。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6929300"}
{"text": "我瘦了啊～北斗晶。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5398425"}
{"text": "挑一个好大学。", "question": "怎样在大学课堂上用 iPad 做笔记不显得做作？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁也想不到这是个柠檬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1ha2c3dsaayj30ci0el778"}
{"text": "应该是“应该更这样才对吧。”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2253161"}
{"text": "干 TM 的常凯申把老子家具搬台湾去了。", "question": "溥仪花钱买门票进故宫时是什么心情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用于异地恋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBaZ9ZGnRgicj9RpN455J7xoDS3PTiaHkfU4BAEcpo0WNODqYocFMt4skpQP4rA5XYrM7N3zfaicv79Q"}
{"text": "说明针对男生做美颜（修眉、调肤色、修肌肉）的 APP 目前绝对是个蓝海。", "question": "为什么好多男生从来不爆照？真的因为长得丑嘛？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在国外的中国人是否真的在进行破坏活动？", "question": "监察在用气球做什么侦查？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7036150"}
{"text": "老板，烤焦了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4633894"}
{"text": "我叫你这个大滑梯的入口。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6774591"}
{"text": "韩红当会长。", "question": "红十字会应该怎么做才能摆脱信任危机？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是十五分钟的节目。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4747372"}
{"text": "白展堂是不是把咱俩忘了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TmNp18ycznjBwF9yFanvfVAYSxkiasd12SxSeyH8lAViaOUJbUeOHz1iaj1ibyBOffmfMWnhicX693WZA"}
{"text": "我去马里亚纳海沟！开个玩……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grkct40qe0j30ci0eln0x"}
{"text": "午休只有五分钟", "question": null, "star": 253, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h6fp236akij614013edku02"}
{"text": "喵！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6220580"}
{"text": "那么，关于明年生肖的约定呢？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6941069"}
{"text": "用尽全力的我和生活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sic8jMibvrr9xliaNEyynKt4SgIDVOsaaPJxC1zMDqjhicukbZxian8VcUeZw5uSRbLFFsaXWvYUIIQUg"}
{"text": "“我没骗你，都是男性朋友，你怎么不信我呢？”", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1haoa5aggo0j60io0w6jv302"}
{"text": "把气球交给女朋友后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9ShWibuiaQh1ibEShfJ6EOV6gFjQJe0O9gsAbbF3bB17eiap8NEUDUKdhrPnCeicBczvYWxxpN3FXYyuvA"}
{"text": "其他地区都以庆祝20岁典礼之类的名义在孩子20岁时举行活动，只有我们这里却要召集高考考生搞什么成人仪式。", "question": "我不喜欢成人礼的理由。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6973036"}
{"text": "抱歉……我老婆得急病了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhkgb6gxsyj30ci0eljwd"}
{"text": "有没锁的自行车哦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBJZbrJicldbVGmdg3mnq9r04cPU2kaB8uFD5EL0OEibbdTE1RZwkPTXNKiaEIiaIaW5YSgkfHib04lwyQ"}
{"text": "我采取行动阻止品尝这条鱼本身素材的味道。", "question": "把酱油拿远一点再还给我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7051678"}
{"text": "先别吐，想好是什么垃圾", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QYTLjeezewqH73XJn8GrBu9tia2ia3vUdgoU92UbuUXSHqcSTYrH4Kjg4sAQPvyJ3zYllEib6bEW5Hw"}
{"text": "没找到刚才掉下来的人参果", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxmtfuxkjxj60ou0x3k1i02"}
{"text": "上菜超慢的饭店的后厨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHxdbMvAPgDDeQho0LwgQctpibwibGUjcW53TfgCuzIJeicrU0VPOXzLysQ"}
{"text": "与其讨论这个问题，还不如讨论以下这个问题更具有哲学意义：AV 片场，在导演喊 cut 之后，男演员动了一下，这算是强奸还是加班？", "question": "在公司食堂吃太多导致体重超标，算工伤吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我给出生的儿子的第一个玩具是一个和自己身体差不多大的皮球。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4570683"}
{"text": "用过一个网名叫梦遗同学说我网名挺有意思当时还一脸懵逼查了一下立刻换了", "question": "你曾起过最沙雕的网名是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "月底从学校回家见到父母的你", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8n4v1a9kxj20fi0ectdl"}
{"text": "每天早晨起床的时候。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3970334"}
{"text": "喂，是我，是我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6806537"}
{"text": "前面还有7桌", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAsXTybOFm9A97ib1s7Z3VUiaXhI6oWaaDABOb6IQ3AkICGA6uIPVdVcMRZreOgibCEeGROAnPoOKQaw"}
{"text": "直接就去上班吗？", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7218870"}
{"text": "三个小时后，我在监狱里。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5901664"}
{"text": "这家伙...竟然用嘴接住了所有的子弹！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7248196"}
{"text": "师兄结婚我去当伴郎，接新娘时要回答新娘几个问题。浙大毕业，学光学的新娘问了一句麦克斯韦方程组的微分形式怎么写。然后学微电的师兄居然忘了，更羞耻的是我也忘了。场面一度十分尴尬。冥冥之中我的潜意识里飘过了一句话:电场有源无旋，磁场有旋无源。然后我就华丽地漏掉了电磁感应定律的一项，于是场面变得更加尴尬。回头时我看到了正在旁边拍照的导师，感觉尴尬都溢出来了。对不起，广大南七物院的同学们，在浙大妹子面前我给大家丢人了。", "question": "你在参加婚礼时经历过哪些尴尬的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈利波特三天没有查看邮箱", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFGpm3632AlJh5ykoOKOcFIajXQrl6jLiaNqkSfntVibGxVZs39kjML3b54wQfC1EMu3AGaqONXGg"}
{"text": "excel不小心按到了自动填充", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RmP5Yh4Cww1oK2sh2LBJicmmARh9OWSJ84n8uR7XFUe1wj390rRQYKSxWicKh9yD2EOtWH6FibnyGBQ"}
{"text": "爸爸...我放好的压岁钱被马吃掉了是怎么回事呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5667277"}
{"text": "不仅料理，连店铺都是茶色的。", "question": "烧烤常见知识。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6522054"}
{"text": "大家一起跳把蹦床中间的人弹起来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJzXFsRDYCmcIcicX1PQhq30wyN2PnE05iaiakHMLflia0EsnCY7ibZsuPEPMyKutF8xRo1n0j7CctFpQ"}
{"text": "我的钢琴老师（男的）从我 5 岁开始每次上课必念的一句话：「位置要坐正啊！不要坐偏！用你的小 jj 对准中央 C 啊！对准了！」直到现在过去这么多年了，有时候练琴还忍不住要对准一下……（知乎日报注：有删节，欢迎戳 原回答 阅读全文）", "question": "钢琴老师都说过些什么搞笑或者吐槽你的话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "新发明的医院献血小屋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG3giaMk3O1S4yxuFP8VYYLu5j2D86alyuefuFNbV31QdgDrmF0DAb4TNA"}
{"text": "哎呀胖！/哎呀芳！天气预报！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2039157"}
{"text": "购买商品时被当作礼物使用，即使没有被问到，也在强调外甥或远房亲戚的生日。", "question": "一个成年人男性在看少女动漫时经常会做的事情。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6566610"}
{"text": "一名男子用两年时间上网搜索几乎翻遍全网拯救骑瘾父亲以失败告终，你认为如何才能戒除骑瘾？骑瘾有何危害？●重大更新：版本迭代父亲患骑瘾，儿子用两年时间在全网水帖来反骑行也未能拯救因骑行而离家出走的父亲，如何能戒除骑瘾？骑瘾的本质是什么？", "question": "儿子患网瘾，父亲用两年时间骑行大半个中国来反网络游戏也未能拯救儿子，如何能戒除网瘾？网瘾的本质是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "说明书说红色的是引爆按钮，想要阻止爆炸的话，要按这个紫色的", "question": null, "star": 421, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gysd8um71gj60zo15ldmv02"}
{"text": "又在只看胸部吧！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6824951"}
{"text": "我没有留守。", "question": "进别人家时常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6359337"}
{"text": "无纸擦法", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6868719"}
{"text": "太好了！他体内的邪气终于消散了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ech0m4szdcj208q0cp0ti"}
{"text": "最近的日清方便面广告。", "question": "看不明白所以放弃了的时候。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7181728"}
{"text": "停车场管理员面对巫师的扫把一时间竟不知该怎样收费", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QEUicm4lxpBib5aicqKtn9DVW6cnJyjD0wBF1ib9gZsuaOs1vNUABDbuszesibzItO189ib4OwPdxZ5drw"}
{"text": "香港不查重，真好", "question": "如何评价第 39 届香港电影金像奖获奖名单？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大雄", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "6500628"}
{"text": "发现一看就很可疑的人后去按紧急停车按钮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwkco5rzeij30ci0eln0n"}
{"text": "经过宠物医院时没停下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1glc29es2vij30ci0eln3a"}
{"text": "下次不要在河里放技能了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBZ2WTlPianDuDEHztYia6DV6oyKM5pxdy7xT6icepicYdo8PnjloeVgKGPQ"}
{"text": "BO君代表了我们这一代。", "question": "把曲名用字母表中的七个字母拼出来，会很有趣，试试看吧。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7341932"}
{"text": "我的页面", "question": "最近不太想看到的东西。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5353427"}
{"text": "保健室通往哪里？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6733289"}
{"text": "我把手机掉进马桶里了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7275836"}
{"text": "有效利用时间，会感到充实。", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "哥哥！人家素颜的时候不要拍照！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGqoypRWohSRqOgSqBuQIEpdvEolekMC8ER2dDCv3150YuycWia38DryA"}
{"text": "颜料滞销，帮帮我们", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RPw0d2q7gv0uQ9MibcLr0B8o5x9kqdgIFDGm1BlOSGNhMWNxnQvVPZrgx65SYt5xPbdRZ4yDs6HvQ"}
{"text": "除夕睡醒从房间出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8dbuvhibL6Ron328QqicWRv5hnDrCWBHL7llHndWLeLtxczw6u1mQu6iaA"}
{"text": "什么？柯南一行人商量着要把我送去美国摘棉花", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBic4xXfrJuxMzE8JW78T86FbaophRcC1REZWXuBgBDem0fthbEJG5v4Q"}
{"text": "蜗牛想从井里出来，爬上来3米，下滑1米，请问多久可以爬出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "得知自己救赎过的信徒现在喜欢过东方春节", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNx5cW3br2u5licMTWmmKh7fubibvrsricf1HgcxcEpuqOHYfh2Z9DnINFg"}
{"text": "为什么不来呢？我可是赤手空拳的啊。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2872136"}
{"text": "我当过面试官，讲讲自己的套路吧：面试下属公司的网管，给一套面试题，不出意外，做的都很烂，没关系，大家都说了自己爱学习，于是下次二面试时让来的人再同题做一次，看有没有谁学习过。然后在里面挑了个好歹复习过一些，又有服务精神的人进来了。", "question": "什么时候你觉得自己被面试官套路了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "夫人的余韵。", "question": "你觉得你的前生是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6213529"}
{"text": "大人的快乐套餐在售。", "question": "麦当劳终于推出了深夜麦乐送服务！具体内容是什么呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6493176"}
{"text": "大家好，我是你们的家伙！赚钱可真不容易啊！我觉得活着都挺艰难的！那么！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6726965"}
{"text": "惹怒爱好者：把他带给从业人员惹怒从业人员：把爱好者带给他以上对中国大陆约 80% 的爱好者和约 90% 的从业人员有效。", "question": "如何惹怒一个轨道交通从业人员或爱好者？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "本人大二，不但知道量子力学，甚至能把这四个字完整无误的写下来。经过不懈的努力我已经掌握了使用百度输入法，搜狗输入法，讯飞输入法通过拼音 9 键、拼音 26 键、五笔 9 键、五笔 26 键等方式将「量子力学」打在屏幕上。我还能使用笔记本的薄膜键盘或者外接的 hyperX alloy fps pro 84 键在一秒左右打出「量子力学」，比语音输入都还要快！目前正在练习使用 ec2b 鼠绘「量子力学」以及使用 wacom ctl672 手绘性「量子力学」。有从事这方面研究的朋友可以一起交流一下。∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿", "question": "如果有一位初三的学生说他知道量子力学，请问我该怎么回怼他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "做完环切后首次露面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSFCC2fe071kkT2bLgguVPtZNObSh2Jvr1zyA43DxuR7uPyMuhHgmb3NuecqrgfSgibibtjIngWfgA"}
{"text": "一元硬币！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7145592"}
{"text": "署长！请不要独自乱走！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gspmkls61xj30ci0elta3"}
{"text": "页猫子", "question": null, "star": 241, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvhf94ezwcj60p30x6jy402"}
{"text": "无法加入十二生肖后试图混入十二星座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h9mxh14umfj30ci0elaea"}
{"text": "校篮球赛。国防生：学弟们听好了！三次犯规罚下场！这次跟平时不一样，动作别太大！其他院队：学弟们听好了！三次犯规罚下场！不要犯规！安全第一！法学院队：学弟们听好了！三次犯规罚下场！每个人只许犯两次，把握好时机！", "question": "学法学的人有什么特点?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "最近的恶魔契约内容越来越复杂了", "question": null, "star": 428, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwzd1di2r1j610i10idmy02"}
{"text": "有一次在 KFC 吸烟区抽烟玩手机，旁边一位 70 岁左右的大爷刚买了一台有 OneSEG 功能的手机，向我搭话说能不能教他怎么用 OneSEG 看电视节目。我在用 iPhone 之前一直用卡西欧的三防手机，根本没用过 OneSEG，只好一边查说明书一边教，同时一边闲聊麻生首相的汉字认读很渣之类的话题。最后大爷看似学会了，向我答谢：“真不愧是年轻人，脑子就是好使。真是谢谢你呀。从农村来东京上大学很辛苦吧…”", "question": "日语好是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "跟先生说！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "3174305"}
{"text": "保险诈骗，要得到保险金。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108502"}
{"text": "东京出生，医学院培养，差劲的病人大多像朋友一样。", "question": "医生写的可能会出现在情歌里的歌词。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2566688"}
{"text": "简单两步。1、找下她经常@的姐妹。2、在她姐妹的帖子里找到@她的照片。相信我，女人永远是放自己角度最好看的照片的，「至于别人长什么样，关老娘鸟事啊。」", "question": "如何通过微博照片鉴别一个妹子是否好看？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "战斗吧，唱出你的战歌~那些不战斗的家伙只会嘲笑我们，战斗啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3240331"}
{"text": "白亚马逊与黑乐天的比较。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7176057"}
{"text": "在看创四之前，我肯定是一票否决的。看完创四之后，我觉得你还是可以试试。", "question": "本人男18，高考后想在国内当练习生，这颜值可以吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "得知妈妈说新买的仓鼠的伙食费要从零花钱里扣", "question": null, "star": 26, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gyhtlqpkjhj60qt0xbdm402"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦做不到吧？你看～做得到吗？你看～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gu1enk5lddj30ci0eln0c"}
{"text": "房贷", "question": "从知名标题中抽取出一个字，但不改变原意。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6516422"}
{"text": "嘿，遗嘱还没说呐！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAnr2u3KfZL1UAkmibApSoR2InlqK1Jrz03znErXJ0ZNGgicRJVA3frdgCWSia7z1073ibQUPmAL9ichyg"}
{"text": "见证奇迹的时刻", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8zvefz8kmj60og0tzqc102"}
{"text": "在日大道歉之前，他们先放了一张桌子。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3572203"}
{"text": "如果可以的话就去。", "question": "勉强能接受的凑合。", "star": 22, "type": "T2T", "image": "6496242"}
{"text": "饼干藏在这里吃就不会被发现了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TLiaibXvDB872NrKDbLPNgVib1fbMJOOR27QgkdEUw7niaAPx1K2lvMoIPicO8180Irg3sleny1fPX8Xw"}
{"text": "前段时间在我们这儿的省级看守所工作，关的很多没下判的贪官。领导考虑到咱曾是犯罪心理学专业，就安排管教工作，就是负责管理监区秩序，以及了解在押人员心理状态，及时干预，别让发生在押人员因想不开导致的自杀、自残事件。那天和一名刚关进来的前县委书记谈话，一个快六十岁的老头。谈了下，了解了下基本情况，文革后第三批名牌大学生，后又读了硕士，曾经的天之骄子，地方一霸。当然那老头听说我是这儿学历最高的，出于好奇，当然他也问了下我的情况。这老头目前，正被办案机关严查。我想我得好好安慰下，千万别想不开。那老头来了句：* 管教啊，来了这地方，可你别想不开啊。我心想：这不是我要说的话么，我有什么想不开的。他又说到：你也是名牌大学毕业，来了这儿，千万别有心理落差，过段时间迟早会离开这儿的。我把自己嘴边的话咽了回去。他继续：看守所虽然不自由，但还是很磨练人的，不要灰心丧气。（我忽然感觉这些在押人员在被办案机关逼疯前，我就先疯了。这尼玛成了，在押人员对我进行心理干预了。终于明白什么叫「说别人的话，让别人无话可说」）聊到最后那人来了句：* 管教，我发现，你是个好人啊。我内牛满面的的回了一句：***，我发现你也不是什么坏人。向战斗在最辛苦、最危险的监管一线的公安干警致敬。 昨天和关的一个犯了行贿罪的大老板进行管教谈话，谈到最后不知道怎么就谈到个人感情问题，然后那老板就给分析找什么样的对象合适，最好找教师，小学中学大学都可以考虑，好处有一二三……再次找公务员、医生或事业单位国企的也好，好处一二……实在不行，找一些私企的，学历高有技术的也行，好处是收入可观，你要不嫌弃我的公司一大堆小姑娘……蔡管教，最后要告诉你的是是千万别找漂亮的女明星女演员女歌手……这些人我们接触多了，各种不好。我心想：你说的好有道理啊，我居然无法反驳。你我一个小警察，你哪里看出会有女明星看上我?哈哈哈。", "question": "警界发生过哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "努力了很久右眼果然还是看不到左眼吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibTa84OzUuFrk3YwQqMwLRxxHNfEMEWbyEXrPW8gfGhSvoPNenEmJGKQ"}
{"text": "在两次浪潮间隙抓紧呼吸", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174ESEF6ZUDC6ypVpNpicoLmgPl2G3TbV7kSJDFvD7YnpFKGBq4elF4icpl3c4Cj0K2DXbZ4MiaUI0x24Q"}
{"text": "这就是你鼻孔肥大的原因吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QAQ16GB7ogzFRaqIhIicO8kPFmz1P82KPF8n2XNQiaGRv8hSOX5ndIWD2ibR9ibXYHmQzGLoaOgFoqnA"}
{"text": "胖虎终于松手了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RjoFM4Q0IlAJJ2DfwocvRPb0zTkB2sEqaapicfcYGK3YHJQc82mNyNNkrVZ7qnRgdvaTk97r2n2Fw"}
{"text": "有，互相看不上的时候。", "question": "男生和女生有纯友谊吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不嘛！我就要儿童套餐", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOH0DiadKycJibts02bpUchyKicZ7anacxSJIfHDRibmv284TDjtVR9H5hLJg"}
{"text": "肯德基爷爷：你在可乐里放了……什", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ereen28aqtj20ax0a3q4i"}
{"text": "有一天穿汉服出去玩。和朋友约了时间，但是因为匆忙就没带手机。随便抓了一个路人问了下时间，路人犹豫了一下，说，「公元 2018 年……」", "question": "你身边有哪些让你笑到窒息的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被丢弃在丛林里的洋葱顽强地成长了。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4853699"}
{"text": "黑背白企鹅与白肚黑企鹅时代为敌", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmxhcduyzjj60x30id1ap02"}
{"text": "刚刚还在聊天的同学突然被老师叫走", "question": null, "star": 490, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gn9gmfhg0nj60o90x6qms02"}
{"text": "皮带要掉了赶紧做点什么转移大家注意力", "question": null, "star": 59, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gsgre8s6i1j60w80qmtew02"}
{"text": "当然去上班，然后去干我一直想干的事情。领导：“小猫，今天居然迟到了，这个月全勤奖没有了。”我：“好的，领导，放心，我今后的全勤奖都不需要了。”领导：“今天上完班，部门要开个小会，讨论下年终奖的分配，就几个小时，不耽误你们年轻同志约会。”我：“领导，我要下班，奖金不要了，我这里有 2 万，给你的年终奖。”领导：“今年公司效益不好，年底要裁员，尤其是猫这个员工，注意点。”我：“领导，我愿意被裁，可我舍不得大家，所以，我打算把公司给买了，花点小钱，毕竟相聚是缘。”为啥不去上班呢？因为钱放在账上只是一个数字，得流动起来，得去扶贫，得去看到弱势的人群，这才是强者活着的意义。当然，我会优先考虑注资知乎的。毕竟，这样的梦，是知乎给我的。也时时刻刻提醒我，好好上班，不然就是个键盘侠。", "question": "假如我获得了苹果公司 1% 的股份，还需要上班吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "结婚，有时候一忍就是一辈子", "question": "最厉害的忍术是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "老爸的职业是鼠标垫", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gy0cr7lssxj30ci0elgp1"}
{"text": "一年才一次，烦死了！", "question": "一个月进出一次（每日）这样的事情。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "6043461"}
{"text": "你说过要送我Churu吧？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7300887"}
{"text": "送女友回家，刚要走时听到她说了声“诶”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RNmlOyDeQHZuqvRTxeXicXHvVVURDj4PEgeclud2vCzYFHNRbk4UqKic8ViavSRLVync81Gu1ic0LlcQ"}
{"text": "金属对我过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1evg6aj88u8j208g09nwg0"}
{"text": "这是我人生中第一次头晕。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6711286"}
{"text": "卡在矫正牙套上的菜", "question": null, "star": 198, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ggstxnm5r8j20su0svqkr"}
{"text": "火速烤猪肉大葱", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 74, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "Google搜索方法", "question": "毛利小五郎好像在搜索什么。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "6857318"}
{"text": "好饿啊，要哭出来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6615319"}
{"text": "打喷嚏慢动作视频", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3161558"}
{"text": "与恶棍战斗的道具掉落了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4660294"}
{"text": "每次都是英雄造成的损失比怪兽造成的损失更大", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RadKahZq0Jyw8gCxUQ84lrj8jsPyApuyqIRUOAfqqmIbByOxFGbLia2ib6Ow9wAVRt8UYkEchZU6zg"}
{"text": "自从篮球宝贝第一次上场后，蓝方就一直处于劣势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SXx1v9c7P4MMpSTx6mxzl0YORz5iarO2lIV5laI2Ibss5aEko2iaSvLRfoZmpSSllbc9ib4CF7bicbkg"}
{"text": "云中鹤，四大恶人中的淫贼。云中鹤其实是徐志摩的笔名，徐志摩又是金庸的表哥。可见金庸对他这个表哥的喜爱和怀念之情。内涵不？", "question": "武侠小说里面，名字最有内涵的人是谁？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "配吐槽语", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqj3tznk6bj60xd0ypgpy02"}
{"text": "第一次收到喜欢的女孩子发的短信", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx5hyc0ollj30ci0elab2"}
{"text": "虽然也露过脸，但我没事。", "question": "请将吉卜力作品的名台词以218种形式呈现。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5729348"}
{"text": "鬼「桥豆麻袋！雉鸡不大对劲吧？」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hbvu5ryk2sj30ci0el78c"}
{"text": "乳房平躺", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7118470"}
{"text": "嗡嗡响", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4648822"}
{"text": "小熊维尼真人版", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6784183"}
{"text": "别出来了好不好，上岛已经说了三次了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2910509"}
{"text": "福尔摩斯：“华生，你看。是鱼干。” 华生：“福尔摩斯，正如你所料。这家人好像喜欢吃鱼干。”", "question": null, "star": 35, "type": "I2T", "image": "4225893"}
{"text": "扑通扑通的心跳。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7302195"}
{"text": "一起玩CS的队友刚开局就卡在了原地", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqicXLBKZGm5E7KOIGHmdGlG9GPOYB67kdCw5ypudyylo6CeW5aLDo99g"}
{"text": "你在聚会的时候说一句「我会看手相」，全场的妹子都会排着队等着你摸小手。你确定不要吗？", "question": "爷爷要把他的风水知识全部教给我，怎么回应？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "后面正前方是爸爸。", "question": null, "star": 14, "type": "I2T", "image": "357810"}
{"text": "左猫:我的眼睛就是这么没的", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gv718w33qcj60x20wzaha02"}
{"text": "除了胖虎的老师，没有其他人会责备大雄的学校。", "question": "机器猫没有这样的角色。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5627794"}
{"text": "昨天开了我的领导今天在同一个面试现场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RnEc4fqJ2PlWNXIfns7D6prAVCTnCLBUNm3LXcYrm2RibwFJYvhhVJNmtKCAlWJchaCmY3PCPjeUg"}
{"text": "你要放蒜吗？", "question": "心若改变，行为就跟着改变；行为改变，习惯就跟着改变；习惯改变，性格就跟着改变；性格改变，人也就跟着改变了。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4410894"}
{"text": "微笑：爸妈，我其实爱男人。是她让我找到了对女人的爱。", "question": "女朋友個子太小，家里人不同意怎麼辦？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "活着送达肠道才行。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "6793511"}
{"text": "三只自称感应强的灵体正一本正经地盯着空无一物的地方，看起来很可怕。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4712863"}
{"text": "真的是刘海儿被盗了吗？", "question": null, "star": 453, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gves4oqutxj610c1cgqar02"}
{"text": "今天在第3个那位被带去绝育了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "科举状元", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbUzIZzzbMz1JWSicaJMibibRU8u8lKVzricJCm4SaRA21ymnTuWaKjBq1ibQ"}
{"text": "类似 -> 类似的", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6877792"}
{"text": "对，把刚才订的4份炸猪排盖饭改成3份", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibSSsOAGsHABiaax06GFrzLZoXnQLQtibbsySIhfl4rfaBdYTNUMomrQbw"}
{"text": "大家看我手里什么都没有，等下给你们变一张A出来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdpSeksRBicjtA92LIfsOBvGGrgofRFvePhYHL9PBI0RtmPApicO6A31iaw"}
{"text": "“铲屎的，管管你家孩子”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gu7ytz0iz2j60p40wwai802"}
{"text": "男军人的绝望感。", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "我见过逼格最高的吃法是：几个人上车的时候带了一只高压锅，落座之后换座位，换到一起之后，将锅打开，满满一锅鸡腿鸡翅排骨乱炖在一起，然后……那是以前了。现在的逼格得这么装——拿出手机，拨一个号，然后讲话：「快餐店？给我订一份餐，一个汉堡，一份鸡块，一包薯条……要大包的，可乐不加冰……番茄酱当然要了，两包哦。……嗯，我在 G602 高铁上，7 车厢 5A 座位。……嗯，好的，到付。」一分钟后，一个穿红马甲戴红帽子的家伙就把东西给你送来了，你当场给他 50 元，说：「不找了。」红帽子老兄转身撤退。其他人纷纷掏出手机订餐，无一例外被对方骂神经病。当然，那个送餐的家伙在卫生间里把红帽子红衣服都换掉放进包里，出来到你对面坐下后，肚子里也在骂你神经病，但那些订餐的乘客是听不到的。", "question": "火车上吃什么格调高？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这就是超市门口的十元快剪", "question": null, "star": 255, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9js1xffokj61401hc10s02"}
{"text": "穿蓝色衣服，猛的出现在朋友面前，一动不动。", "question": "如何伪装成一位资深微软粉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "睛膜枪", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8bl2b8l3rj60ws0m3jvm02"}
{"text": "再等五分钟，就五分钟。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6993765"}
{"text": "在借贷竞跑中，“她”出现让我陷入困境。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6238866"}
{"text": "苹果公司的解雇通知", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuB8kpWt4ibZ5nnsLUt675tUT0K90kicZxCZ4t4PFH03De8XrITYDic2wpWVZOEKbtiaiaOkdAP8xXMu0eQ"}
{"text": "听说向导对当地很熟悉既有些期待，也有些不安", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqr30bw7bsj30ci0eltfx"}
{"text": "这是我朋友给我讲的故事。她在英国时跟一群人在同学家院子里开 party，中途食物告急，就让一位（忘了是哪国的）同学去厨房帮她拿 tuna 罐头来。异国同学不知道是没听懂还是没看懂，从厨房里翻出了几个看起来有点高级的罐头，由于她不确定拿没拿对，就直接打开了。我朋友说，这玩意儿罐头上写明了开启时要进行防护措施，要在上风口开。懵懂无知的同学打开罐头的一瞬间就手脚失灵，把内容物全洒在了自己身上。然后她惨叫着狂奔出房间冲进人群然后毅然跳进了花园里的水池。被她撞到的人也沾上了罐头里的东西，也惨叫着跟着跳进水池。以上的一切都发生在半分钟内。……我朋友说，在恶臭、惨叫、骚乱爆发的那一刻，她第一反应是以为丧尸潮爆发了。", "question": "吃鲱鱼罐头到底是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不来听管弦乐音乐会。", "question": "在大型交响乐音乐会中听音乐的礼仪很差。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4759921"}
{"text": "打扰一下！我们在做问卷调查请问有时间……」『我还有事』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h4cjb7zh5dj30ci0eln2e"}
{"text": "有需安的么！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "0068KSUIly1fe7aybgi6qj308q07ttak"}
{"text": "O-----PEN", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RkkAvYdcs0uibuhPgbsaBBuLrSEGenaQUsiauxgqqOVRBAhU6lnT6sFI5VmKiaekaNjNiaDMLCN6cjmA"}
{"text": "教室的门上装的是黑板清洁剂，而不是用粉笔擦。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的学校。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "4708389"}
{"text": "昨天借我的手帕还给你！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8pt7jw48oj20fq0f6dhl"}
{"text": "终于把那个瞎拉小提琴的家伙扣进盆里了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BokMibA7deWsDLZZ8rnZoBVrAXrrI0s5e9tQvAicsQ35UFicL3DoZ65vOZQ"}
{"text": "式神吐利挑战无表情吃柠檬", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9GiaDwwbZtfAr9SnmSeIicA2WiaSo4PFzFQPAtDGTNicOEk7eqUau0NccOg"}
{"text": "侦探夜 Scope 局长", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "2966946"}
{"text": "真不该穿丁字裤来干活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYzI9G2ypZQ9BR4ubk1yVB66zJusaQyvl4wz8IRK0nKiaG6KCqj0aWC1A"}
{"text": "先忍耐一下吧，熬过这段艰难时期。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5232243"}
{"text": "行程码看一下", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCh6ezVpJ00kS3icQ2Z7MiajbGN03MG5iat2vAIMyibtRJIucEejJjVBia0OPeibxck2CtNlY2hhB22x3Q"}
{"text": "动物灭绝。", "question": "如果没有摩擦力会发生什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3330384"}
{"text": "“再忍一会，要拉好了哦”", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "试看已结束！开通会员后继续播放！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hig0gbp62zj30ci0el3zg"}
{"text": "大猩猩勃起的平均长度为 3.4 厘米，黑猩猩的平均长度为 7.5 厘米，你还关心香蕉的问题吗？", "question": "如果我是猩猩的后代，为什么我不爱吃香蕉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不让我说变化的压力。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7347326"}
{"text": "不用挂号 进门就看疑难杂症 妙手回春多年顽疾 药到病除五块一包 十块三包不收红包 全走医保住院单间 要有空调经常看看 每天聊聊全天有空 随叫随到上午上床 下午手术明天出院 后天就好横着进去 竖着出来捧来盒灰 也得治好要治不好 就得赔钱十万八万 打发不了百万起步 千万更好赔的钱少 那我就闹还口就踹 还手就咬鼻青脸肿 还得叫好这叫医德。", "question": "现在的病人动不动就说医生没医德，到底什么是医德？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原来是炸弹……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hfn0t7b3tqj30ci0elwfl"}
{"text": "误喝了死神之源，以为是番茄汁。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4293823"}
{"text": "哈哈，这张纸条。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6810555"}
{"text": "五道口金融学院", "question": "有哪些学校听着野鸡，其实是个正经大学？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "贪婪无厌（强烈的欲望）。", "question": "请说真话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6490616"}
{"text": "我可不是狗，我不想被当作是狗。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4909651"}
{"text": "所以 港片特别喜欢上天台", "question": "香港街道那么窄，人流那么多，警匪电影里的厮杀追赶，翻车，枪战是怎么拍的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "高中时得了化学和信息学奥赛的奖，重名的哥们拿了数学和物理的……于是出光荣榜时不明真相的师弟师妹们都惊呆了。", "question": "重名的两个人会发生哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "俄罗斯方块剩了边上的一列没消掉", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1glauc12i5ej60pl0w1dkp02"}
{"text": "我可以。如果你不信，那你约马龙和我比一场，我输了请你们吃宵夜。", "question": "普通人能接住马龙的发球吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哈喽大家好～我是本能寺小哥～", "question": null, "star": 265, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gmryzf0hjwj611a11a7b102"}
{"text": "黄鹤。", "question": "大家身边有没有莫名其妙就失踪的人？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "朋友的房间装饰很有创意。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4784169"}
{"text": "说明爱情是一种全方位沉浸式的体验……", "question": "为什么泡妞要用泡这个字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "被主人带去抛弃后把主人抛掉了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqux1wm51hj30ci0elwmh"}
{"text": "自从在淘宝上搜了一次棺材之后，已经帮我把一条龙服务都推荐了一遍了，每天开淘宝就跟上坟一样。", "question": "有哪些让人拍案叫绝的智障设计？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "妈妈说：“你不知道我放在这里的兔子粪便吗？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3640248"}
{"text": "纸尿片是我的！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpygvnv8ecj60x90mear502"}
{"text": "弟弟中二病犯了就大概率能拿到星星哦。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6393928"}
{"text": "阿隆阿尔法是唯一一款粘着力不会改变的胶水。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1724323"}
{"text": "在这个世间漂泊，只有你能守护我。", "question": "把标题的一部分改为“守护君”，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5212839"}
{"text": "我和离别已久的姐姐偶然重逢了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2034107"}
{"text": "当我在等 334 路车的时候，我假装是在等 339 路车，然后 334 来的就比较快。", "question": "你发现了哪些基于个人经验的神秘规律？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "节目拍摄结束后，工作人员带我们去高级寿司店，享受了无限量的寿司大餐！非常美味，我还想再吃一些！", "question": null, "star": 32, "type": "I2T", "image": "6930607"}
{"text": "直肠的中文常用表达是肛门。", "question": "如果有干劲开关，就不用去讨厌的地方了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7386785"}
{"text": "结婚越来越困难的真相", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1176502"}
{"text": "星星不好找啊。", "question": "你明白了。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3515865"}
{"text": "妈妈，我做了个噩梦，梦见变成猫了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6gHT2CjeZfgYibUCia4Np3sx86KMqrYcLML8ydx2gibe8zFyNyQUk4ed0llBloWbKiaOaS8ppUQILicwElNsfhpbTew"}
{"text": "节目突然被取消了，只能笑了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6601955"}
{"text": "拼多多本来也准备参加，不过直到比赛前最后一刻，仍然只凑齐了 4.99 个队员……", "question": "如何看待网易 3:0 战胜腾讯，赢得 DOTA2 互联网员工杯的冠军？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我坐公交车迟到了...！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6860769"}
{"text": "虽然被打断了腿，但我下次不会放过你的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MYK0ic9wBwQXrFEKfRqGdYSFKXdR2SE5V0FS1Vfia7W25LxibHmQgN2X6g"}
{"text": "对不起，我不太明白这是什么语言。", "question": "把寿司配料的名字念出来，你会觉得惋惜。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7321524"}
{"text": "因为人在争论中不自觉地把捍卫观点转化成捍卫尊严。", "question": "「死不认错」有着怎样的心理因素？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "阿姨！不是必杀剑，是诊疗券！诊断券！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3011423"}
{"text": "先天不足拿什么卷？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3lod0Im3llBIwry8ZgW82T2GiaChnfu764tia52mfVDCH9JaAkmkbt6Dw"}
{"text": "PCR检测试剂盒也可以检测流感。", "question": "流感年度导致57,000人死亡，但今年只有170人死亡，你知道为什么吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5593064"}
{"text": "发现地图有错误后赶紧修改道路的出版社员工", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ex1mnwyishj20b70ae76g"}
{"text": "我误把刀和鱼准备了。", "question": "为什么那个头脑不清的武士被命令在殿上切腹呢？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5899465"}
{"text": "这浪真好，要不我们一起冲浪？！", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "4169503"}
{"text": "唱的太难听了，后面的小朋友都吐了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2RqrmfKWIkfMLtSkXwibpzgXNGS6kxE7hhAqCwRkKw8FhGIicMz1DRfUgzPWGnUfnew6GHj6qnVrQ"}
{"text": "Gizmo（机器玩偶）", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5252458"}
{"text": "我留过一年多的胡子，因为吃饭时候老是要往外「噗噗」把吃进嘴里的胡子吹出去，所以剃了。", "question": "为什么现在的中国人没有蓄须的习惯？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我酒瓶子也不是好惹的！！！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RwPFIztvPtRW7lNEzgdickuZufak2X6PJREtoLFeeYaFDGzGTM1bOQNFSU6ON36FiagaKCMoKWzDlg"}
{"text": "不小心把米线弄顾客头上了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWolyIW1unxU5w8egRf3l0kJHpC0QVJVZdicjQKbHNCdVApdx0NnWy9VA"}
{"text": "搭话后多了3个支线任务", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hffcz36efhj30ci0elju6"}
{"text": "我快撑不住了", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gun3d79u0ej60it0wzqal02"}
{"text": "就算说脸再怎么打也不会出事，结果被打得很惨。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6247359"}
{"text": "不是的啦，这只喵喵由我养等于说你只要养一只喵喵", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpiduhj7s6j30ci0eln68"}
{"text": "老公坐飞机忘带包了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RgjxiatQ2U6W3qzts9NwuF7NI7MMVnRAX3xbIs9lOD80SrZeW7Ea9G0zE1lTu3OSmXKWR6oVqibZpg"}
{"text": "你以为出布就能赢我了？？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RFG2xHxEC2m8l0g5ib4NUhwFFwqCn1jWKLRz6yP7sntyR2Z8718eRBT5qjujrYpvJ8NdiaJ9K3ujmw"}
{"text": "跟别人说自己没有男朋友……", "question": "女友做的什么事情让你失望？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不要计较一城一池的得失，刚毕业二十多岁，工资有点小差距没什么。心态放平，这样等到三十多岁工资差距越来越大的时候你就慢慢习惯了。", "question": "不如自己的人毕业之后工资远高于自己，我应该怎样调整心态？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爸妈打孩子在小区里是出了名的，连别人家的孩子见了我爸妈都害怕。我爸妈对学习成绩的要求高得过分，只要没考班级第一名就会挨骂挨打。我爸妈的抠门儿也到了一定的境界，衣服只有旧的，零食玩具想都别想。我一直怀疑我不是他们亲生的孩子，直到他们全款给我在北京买房买车。", "question": "什么时候你感受到了父母的爱？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你出轨了而你对象恰好是金刚狼", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXAOnEBJbnPsxEG5mlHhiaYjngDwgQpicreUiadDztBuJGsJ9HYbJgdElbQ"}
{"text": "面试完别走，楼下吃个饭，等天黑了再去转一圈。灯火通明的公司，就不要去了。", "question": "如何鉴别 996 公司？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "表里如一", "question": "便利店看似应该有的但其实没有的东西是什么？", "star": 23, "type": "T2T", "image": "6499021"}
{"text": "哎呀，快点！躲在链接下面！逃出警察的追捕！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6775339"}
{"text": "你才是傻瓜？ 一拳 没骨气吗？ 一拳 还有什么来着？ 一拳", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6533983"}
{"text": "被索尼收购的苹果", "question": null, "star": 490, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "我听说了一个很有趣的笑话，但是和我想的不一样。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4077966"}
{"text": "妈妈让我去把苹果洗了", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1goyj3ttj5zj60q70x4qkm02"}
{"text": "为了让不懂围棋的人看懂局势，电视台推出了棋局拟人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0qC1mUbaNGvwbicfIOmKG39hkOz2xrQB6788bsqFUibj57AolicxHYK9kG6Ilcovv4jBt6tD1JyqFg"}
{"text": "该吃安眠药了！", "question": null, "star": 135, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h557zzy2dej60u0190tmi02"}
{"text": "麦克风上粘了一个标签。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的红白歌会。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6956428"}
{"text": "第一天下凡的普罗米修斯", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TJCnX5hRaiaptszeTOthgUWzY18HhChrbOf2mFl5ofaBNHosWUyA8ialeyxSctpFbguQZzbYDJtfIg"}
{"text": "富春山居图，好奇这电影到底有多差能打到 2.4 分？果然不是一个差字可以概括的，作孽啊！ ", "question": "哪部电影是你不抱期望去看了，结果却大大超出了你的预期？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "【请问你为什么不冬眠呢？】【因为你把我叫醒了啊！】", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1GDnTZ7TkFVIp3FMkoyNWsNqUibakCpAYY3iaiahu44aM8gPQsqso0SrE3Q"}
{"text": "虽然没有AWM但还是拿走了马格南", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QzwuI2n2GjSwJUiaFDEqm7WqzSKcAwzIwhnMG0MxMckegKg52z386nTT4CjkEEsoibBGVHVKI38CnA"}
{"text": "哄三年，蒙三年，哄哄蒙蒙又三年", "question": "如何看待余承东回应今年先不发布手机鸿蒙OS，明年有可能?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么只有我被用箭麻醉了？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2901992"}
{"text": "我想过桥的时候可以敲石桥过去。", "question": "以“一”开头并以“一”结尾的词语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2301057"}
{"text": "印度留学回国时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEQwZwsQ2Zhskm15cWiaOicUEufwpHzEFXpJELqZicmUbdcq3IADZVIc0Kg"}
{"text": "出远门得带点特产回去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TyIqmX9butwRuGFtHf410Tbo61jniaRicGDuiaytDgj4CrutWCZwL3BibjojTzgBDUeibDLhicjE3woWjg"}
{"text": "熊本熊：“就算我不在，也会有其他人代替我。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2430997"}
{"text": "护士姑娘，我的吊瓶哪去了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ecx8uf246ij20bc0blgmn"}
{"text": "玛奇玛来外滩了", "question": null, "star": 150, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hdolfmsxoij60sz0x9gqy02"}
{"text": "Let me go", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLSC44tfQ5KAFelq5twkGeicFFicUvricaNBib6YChj4xF6lMqJD06729qfA"}
{"text": "哼，你们那些太小儿科了。我从今年年初开始，只要白天上班右手小拇指就会麻，这种麻是你突然间动了一下小拇指才能发现的，手持握鼠标的时候所有感觉如常，我一度怀疑自己得了鼠标手，控制了鼠标的使用时间，症状确实缓解了，用鼠标时间越短症状越轻，周末那样打一盘游戏休息半个钟接着打的话症状干脆就完全停止了。但是毕竟工作时候要长时间使用鼠标，这办法只是治标不治本。之后到处求医问药硬是找不到只有一个小拇指麻的病，网上就更离谱了什么颈椎病高血压一个一个来马上就要判我死刑了。直到上周末和朋友去网吧开黑一天，发现小拇指屁事没有，至此终于发现病因。鼠标漏电。", "question": "你被哪个后来知道很sb的BUG困扰过一周以上吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "！！！我回去存个档再来", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h25va3t7umj60y719l79w02"}
{"text": "明天……就要进化了吗……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gpexmwb6i3j30ci0elq6x"}
{"text": "面粉袋的正确打开方式", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f8onjmdepij20gd0e60vz"}
{"text": "你都说了是鱿鱼圈了……当然是鱿鱼了，关章鱼什么事。", "question": "鱿鱼圈是章鱼的什么部位？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「机长！气压突然下降，飞机失控了！！！『哪里有裂缝吗！！！』", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h5vn8g95t4j30ci0elae0"}
{"text": "你就是伊代。", "question": "在著名的音乐中添加一个字，使其变得完全不同。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "3138921"}
{"text": "老板叫我时快迟到时时", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1bmnpmilfj60od0wh0u902"}
{"text": "吵架的原因：方向感不同。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7358931"}
{"text": "让脸变小的愿望和想象中的不一样", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuC15NVoC0daQMGh0ytjfM3khTmia6aiavibrNYOHOozhTnjE9iaQ0c75pHzsgn8ajPibkWNCSq5s9hT5Ng"}
{"text": "这儿有空座", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f95cgqeuhoj20g10e2my7"}
{"text": "大蒜味儿真重。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6340066"}
{"text": "你确定真在这儿集合吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gntwzkhas7j30ci0elq70"}
{"text": "那只黑猫好可爱！（不能说一半是白的……）", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6601168"}
{"text": "因为是第100次求婚。", "question": "这个提议可能失败，为什么这么想？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6541297"}
{"text": "去过中国后，这样的纹身我还有十一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T4ibibuthWfSiaGO2nN5hssicAJRUTV7CVtS4Dg2oNznEwQibic5et6a4gUiauj5824vw3T4qEWLHy4tibNg"}
{"text": "你剪头发了吗？", "question": "你...竟然打断别人说话还说个不停？你说什么了？", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7274027"}
{"text": "不知不觉中一直听着时钟报时，心中涌起了一股情绪。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1004014"}
{"text": "奶奶的烤地瓜包里藏着爷爷的幸运珠附带评论。", "question": "试着稍微改变点心的名字看看。", "star": 41, "type": "T2T", "image": "3482978"}
{"text": "满天萤火虫，非常开心。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4483036"}
{"text": "胖虎已经改过自新了！从内到外都变了一个人", "question": null, "star": 352, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h81ia6a664j61401ee47102"}
{"text": "没有人说安利吗？", "question": "是什麼元素，讓你真正對一個品牌產生了抵觸的情緒？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "刚才那边有个羊在交配。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6164545"}
{"text": "正在尝试将地球推离轨道", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QWiaQDUibubScDVHlyIh1nn9rjJWRxQmVdMibAZHvibk6YRgcNRgz5sg2yK6v4wr2KJyEf2AfShQoT7w"}
{"text": "牙叔:mama......", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbtlk5hiw6j60ti0wzn3o02"}
{"text": "现在呢？有信号了吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsj1gbamicj30ci0eln16"}
{"text": "我应该在车底 不应该在车里 ", "question": "「不要相信歌词，他们为了押韵什么都做得出来」的例子有哪些？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "求防水睫毛膏链接", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "顾客，今天您想要什么样的发型呢？", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "3351930"}
{"text": "炸肉排的时候。", "question": "在名古屋，每天早上吃饭是很普遍的。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5985123"}
{"text": "未经许可以真实故事为原型的节目可能会被起诉。", "question": "主人公的标志性台词就是“我一定要诉说出来！” 结果如何呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6927427"}
{"text": "你是不是觉得我会被诈骗啊？", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "6485854"}
{"text": "莫莫哈（莫莫嘎）来源于“咕哇鸣叫的桃子”的语音变化“咕哇鸣叫的莫莫”。", "question": "一个知道无关紧要的词源的人赢得比赛。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4334021"}
{"text": "我头发很油你刚刚说了油是吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RKPPfUT0HH8DDmD505A5JqTvnEIUpicSSI7Tg3N3fiaKqicvnaVaI2kJYywGCicDgm9P9JPGDBLcjcDQ"}
{"text": "这个要说说「踩断桥」了——一次吃了没文化亏的经历。小时候游历断桥时曾问母上大人：「为什么叫断桥啊，听起来很危险的样子？」答曰：「这个桥设计不足，人多易断。 」加上当天人多，我非常不愿意，近乎爬着过桥。后来才知道，断桥名称的由来是桥在皑皑白雪的覆盖下，依稀可辨的石桥身似隐似现，而涵洞中的白雪熠熠生光，与桥面的灰褐色形成反差，远远望去似断非断，故称断桥。更多关于桥名称由来的典故", "question": "广告 · 中国历史上著名古桥梁的名称都是怎么来的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好意思我弟弟太害羞了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsb04x1oh1j30ci0el3zq"}
{"text": "知道生命重量的人。", "question": "请说“远归舍弃”", "star": 15, "type": "T2T", "image": "7236878"}
{"text": "虎溺泉,掉进去的人遇冷水都会变成老虎", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1qwk6eg98j60wo0ocgs002"}
{"text": "回家后发现空调没关", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hf1gn6iyztj30ci0elwg0"}
{"text": "如果你是天天睡在她旁边的人，你会去告诉别人吗？", "question": "为什么花木兰从军那么多年都没有被人发现是女的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "暂时应付一下。", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "7207342"}
{"text": "我只是稍微摸了一下而已", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDVZjphdYhboic1HgicrT0owIicQnP5BYemk9MgYqbQK4cQ489JLSDnnMoOYyMic3xUtRCcMHj0jUib1yQ"}
{"text": "推荐给胸部大的人！非常适合梅雨时节的绣球花搭配。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5540306"}
{"text": "这是巨人吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "2824286"}
{"text": "没有它我晚上睡不着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eevixyws78j20ad08u3zc"}
{"text": "达芬奇发现自己喜欢的不是画画，而是蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SCc1UF7f9QmOvMFrhLaDgypLPVmerjwiab11canrGiaZhbO4CZeRLSiajYl11vyZgSVYicURrfRYRFmQ"}
{"text": "回旋镖装上去的时候把手指夹里面了", "question": null, "star": 20, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he67nk1ok1j60nr0wtgrs02"}
{"text": "火焰中的消防队", "question": "请将一个有名的动画片标题改写一个字，然后改变其内容。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5619219"}
{"text": "我的存在被抹消了是什么意思啊！？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4544929"}
{"text": "好恶心啊！好恶心啊！好恶心……！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1492428"}
{"text": "love is color-blind", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkfr4kqgf3j60wu0oijx002"}
{"text": "他过气了吗？他只是没开微博而已。", "question": "周杰伦是不是人气大幅下降了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "都进决赛了还没露馅", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gvrflf2s9vj60ci0el0tp02"}
{"text": "证明当年的马刺球迷连儿子都看球了", "question": "为什么感觉马刺的球迷近几年越来越多？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "jump漫画的最后一话被腰斩了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7296150"}
{"text": "在长绳跳跃中一定会抓住的孩子，出乎意料地被抓住了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4381302"}
{"text": "自己的出轨行为。", "question": "握着不可思议东西的寿司店老板，他手里握着什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6723329"}
{"text": "怎么看窗外都是中午，不知道什么时候起已经不再响的闹钟，响个不停的来电提醒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R3lhiaImSqr6wdZYPRKQN1G8F334ibRBvcBxBPjlTKa9ibqBxjQMKNjXRQGH9QS3aeDNTqCTicbuCfbQ"}
{"text": "要不你以为通关文牒是干啥的？每过一国都要盖章，连狮驼国这样的妖魔王国都要盖，唐太宗都已经动员大唐帝国的国际势力，要求沿途各国监督唐僧了，他还敢作假？而且事实上，西天取经是天庭的重点支撑项目，人间皇帝你敢糊弄，玉帝如来观音你也糊弄？四值功曹、五方揭谛、护法诸天一共 39 名神仙一直在空中全程监督取经团的动向，相当于 5G 实时追踪路线，比人间皇帝暗中票据盖章的方式先进多了，智慧交通互联网 +", "question": "唐僧为什么不找个地方躲几年自己写几本经书糊弄皇帝，反正皇帝也不懂，而是真的去了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "寿司卷", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "1024759"}
{"text": "我吃咖喱不好。", "question": null, "star": 3271, "type": "I2T", "image": "2987225"}
{"text": "不哭啊不哭～看蜀黍给你折个纸鹤", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ehf1gb84r1j20b90b03zk"}
{"text": "为了和平的国防军。", "question": "请说自相矛盾的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2210490"}
{"text": "这是死掉的鱼。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6834306"}
{"text": "我待会要化成灰烬", "question": null, "star": 1057, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpfu5jr8qmj60vp0j1dlc02"}
{"text": "喜欢。", "question": "反派常说的话。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "7078439"}
{"text": "不是要报恩吗？这点活就不行了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJf2f1RibeBarSo0qSFQ8ibDtibjH3sWCsMLDUxqDJuW3rH9ukaEV3dng0g"}
{"text": "嘴巴长，去100元店买材料。", "question": "这个木匠的女儿啊，我怎么没注意到呢？", "star": 580, "type": "T2T", "image": "2393173"}
{"text": "关一起那泰迪居然先卖出去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h6xrkjz82mj30ci0el42s"}
{"text": "“请问你回家吗？”", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "找了半小时还没有找到好看的视频下饭，我的外卖们就这表情。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h7hp6jje49j60x10o4dkh02"}
{"text": "这桌子要飘起来了！我们快摁不住了！", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "秦王转生", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "终于买得起房了。", "question": "如果人类的大小突然缩小到十分之一，会发生什么有趣的事情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男朋友剩菜。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "7372916"}
{"text": "你应该说过给我端饺子来吧！", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "1765097"}
{"text": "应该是不是右边，而是左边。", "question": "某个伊夫德人对任何事情都感到惊讶。他对什么感到惊讶3次？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7313468"}
{"text": "镜像图cosplay~", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "刷烂梗", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hg3i26jeeoj614015zq9a02"}
{"text": "喂！不是要去鱼店吗？前面只有动物医院啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7347907"}
{"text": "家里的水被停了。", "question": "这种恶作剧我不喜欢。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6352498"}
{"text": "看着做鹤的步骤去做，每次都变成这样。", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "1312656"}
{"text": "如果选的是我，那么无论是可口的还是普京，都能得到妥善应对呢！", "question": null, "star": 10, "type": "I2T", "image": "6617592"}
{"text": "嗯...好像终于成功潜入这个世界了，多啦A梦...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6608054"}
{"text": "你是男生吗？你是女生吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385161"}
{"text": "别再写信打扰我了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h71lwzob9jj30ci0elaf7"}
{"text": "新员工入职第一天", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "您可别让您女朋友看《侏罗纪公园》。", "question": "看了《战马》女盆友想养马，求靠谱方案？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "罪犯就在其中！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4026106"}
{"text": "别人的耳朵", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1ha47s56fe0j612k12ik2y02"}
{"text": "把搭汕的女孩带回家的第二天早上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuAibF7Q4GLT8zeyVDYnnxWrevwHaqGDibXeez2xqRyq6ldic2pR5WP1LCUFCiasB18icOkPx01AWZgK0Ow"}
{"text": "当我开罐头时发出“砰”的一声，家里所有猫咪：", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNTkm930PQrjgdYDZsFSzdvgWOTjpgVUfnibJ5vESOeu4yX4ke36N3u7Q"}
{"text": "第一次的噗。", "question": "我对动漫的主题曲感到遗憾。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4445496"}
{"text": "留点胡须更帅哦♥️", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "5554355"}
{"text": "小田部22岁。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6920696"}
{"text": "如果这是右手，那么这就是左手。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6855846"}
{"text": "随着年龄的增长，有些姿势就做不起来了。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "7021637"}
{"text": "玄奘是自费留学，不是公费留学，还是偷渡的。", "question": "唐僧为什么不找个地方躲几年自己写几本经书糊弄皇帝，反正皇帝也不懂，而是真的去了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你就跟邻居说，家里刚生孩子，小孩子总哭不好意思，一般都会理解的。这样又省了装修钱又不用死抠画画了，哭的时候嗓子掐细点就行了。评论区@Ylumwlne ：后来逐渐学会了伪声", "question": "画画经常画到崩溃大叫，如何装修房子隔音不让邻居听到打我？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "当时受害者拼命挣扎，但是马桶的吸力太强", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SHJia1Xb5EpTDwsdFiawOcEibLMlPUebmpQ4tnBawsgLKbqP01ktKBpicyhZqjqd0MZlEdRz6usad9Ag"}
{"text": "对不起，我不能同时做两件事。你看，我拿着笔想写字，却在桌子上写了，而不是在纸上。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "2803810"}
{"text": "头发这么长了！今天想剪个什么发型啊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1hf5qpscfy3j30ci0elq3y"}
{"text": "你丫的，开始脱非凡气场的衣服了，那不是什么大事。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4006973"}
{"text": "因为酗酒，安检被拒，滞留车站，懵逼半天，终于上车，酝酿情绪，还没写完，已经到站。", "question": "假如李白看到西成高铁，会写出什么诗句？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为什么荡秋干还要排队呀.·！", "question": null, "star": 372, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1giftlkukdtj60s011c0wy02"}
{"text": "洗衣机的手洗模式", "question": null, "star": 399, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gow2f5cg7zj60u0141jvu02"}
{"text": "一个微笑，外卖带走。", "question": "抱歉，我们不提供那种服务。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7380083"}
{"text": "那个按钮还没响。", "question": "千鸟 兴许是在做游戏教学角色的时候会说的话吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5629615"}
{"text": "你要是乐器的话，那就是大号吧。", "question": "请说“远归舍弃”", "star": 70, "type": "T2T", "image": "7236878"}
{"text": "理科生的妹子下车了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q2tu2ibuGiaMughokgSgrLPW8SxyAUBbSXiaxlvVm3sNfrx6pIhenGThJs7SmXBDrIgKVULaA2wiaHIQ"}
{"text": "已经飞得太高，开始吐白沫了。", "question": "你的小飞象也想飞呢！", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "4301230"}
{"text": "工作日的某天，我迷迷糊糊的睁开眼睛，明媚的阳光照在我的脸上。", "question": "有什么巨短却超级吓人的恐怖故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "松木一直在说：“这个时间段很辛苦，需要全神贯注。”", "question": "鬼灭之刃剧场版动画无限列车篇", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5655033"}
{"text": "“牙齿里的那块肉真难剃啊”", "question": null, "star": 45, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h0ajbuf169j60lk0wx0yu02"}
{"text": "我才不会中暑呢", "question": null, "star": 395, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5c56xo0l4j61401hc45z02"}
{"text": "再不上菜我们就饿回原形了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtf7753qz3j60wv0wyqa402"}
{"text": "我已经回不了头了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QGA1r2FP5HjZ8xXHUWo2j9BXLITXTOaalRsU4RDENUnQllWG1oHnjCoLAahSgcH72PKOq2icVqKSA"}
{"text": "噗、噗、是布丁啊卡住了哦", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5638133"}
{"text": "我们车里有只倒立的吸盘魔偶", "question": null, "star": 76, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "就算是盲人，也有机车梦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3upibXvmxCGQibrrsdsyKKq8MrDevwLQlWcacHHsPvuKh4uRAe7KRuiacow"}
{"text": "来晚了，实在对不起！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjkH67Nzm5sQIJJ7n8PE9K76lhVU1UP8larHSaHYg2L2Qo1tp4ndFsF6nXnUQgobllRSqzs4qKrg"}
{"text": "和怪兽拔河，对方突然放手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4KWmuKjrfj5Gu8z4XlGykt2wRS93wMd17ToksGeV37VdUf8ibGXK5rYQ"}
{"text": "我照你吩咐上车了快放了我女儿", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hfg4ruecqbj30ci0elwib"}
{"text": "洗干净脸，重新来过。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6357691"}
{"text": "刚才那个你看到了么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQKu9PkhR2lm06kUFicSzuSot2rYF3FfeUV94ZBI2EibZ8O6BvcEwdXUdsRoOEttrNVSNzEG44kNAg"}
{"text": "马克思与恩格斯是共轭脑残粉。", "question": "历史上有哪些名人是另一个名人的「脑残粉」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那个，，，，，这个是回锅的意思么？", "question": "姚安娜发行首支单曲《Back Fire》你觉得这首歌怎么样？你看好她的歌唱事业吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "称一下猫的重量，然后除以猫的密度。猫的密度用狗的浸水实验来近似计算。", "question": "如何优雅地测量一只猫的体积，而不使其感到惊恐或受到伤害？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "他说他不知道怎么打电话。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3821656"}
{"text": "不要再挤啦等下一趟地铁吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ez4xkejx83j208j0csdh3"}
{"text": "大学毕业那年，回家以后去隔壁县一个亲戚家玩，回去的前一天喝酒唱歌嗨过头，脸色惨白，嗓子哑了说不出话，亲戚送了一根很漂亮的手杖，让我回去带给我外公用。上车较早，客运车没按位子坐，先上车先挑，写了个字条给司机，说在哪下，然后在前排一个宽敞的位子坐下来，行李放好，手杖靠身边，闭目养神。人陆陆续续的上车了，我迷迷糊糊觉得有人推我，是个精神矍铄的老头，声若洪钟：「年轻人坐后面去，我要坐这里。」我正迷糊着，没反应过来，老头动手拉了，我懵懵懂懂的，顺手杵着手杖站起来，茫然又无助的样子。司机不干了，怒斥老头，去掉粗口的原话是：「别人聋哑人，脚又不方便，你还和他抢位子，滚下去，老子不赚你的臭钱。」我一听不对啊，这是误会，急忙想解释，又说不出来，嘴上一张一合，手上禁不住比划了两下。一车人更坐不住了，七嘴八舌把老头骂下了车，边上的阿姨扶着我坐下，全程悉心照顾，一路上我都不好意思说话。到地方了，我只好给车上人鞠了一个躬，丢了一包烟给司机，慢慢的杵着手杖下了车……", "question": "你有亲历过道德绑架吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把远处教练的脑袋捏碎", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EVgX91mtEhNXLMJNGQibw1uVaoH9d9JlsQlN1qh6lH8icBBiafe0dkQ2PoGX9wjeuVKM0YLh3v0tsyA"}
{"text": "⋯⋯我说要自杀，他赶紧挂了我电话求不在场证明。", "question": "失恋的第一天你和你的前任都做了什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一辆摩托从它们手上轧过去了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g2n04ausmnj20md0n1go6"}
{"text": "事实证明气温过高鸭子就会融化", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfQPHmhaa5qt3XWViaaicjmTGkibibXLRE4WNVc8d8uC13e0pYXn5YNTFN83l01jibJom63SB7NfTkib9g"}
{"text": "被欺负的船把妈妈叫来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD3KT7rP9HN4sF7QBiaasKWGcO4ydIxbUPBUojkiac2YMzia2e9SsFuvZasIrtIEXRw0icjLsJG5OQaXQ"}
{"text": "不必担心啦！一定会好转的～对了，临终前有什么想吃的吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gtktfbu0kgj30ci0eljv6"}
{"text": "我觉得很多人在学习模仿名人的时候都有个毛病，我称之为”短板看齐效应“，也就是说自己有什么毛病缺点，只要在某个成功人士身上看到对应，就立马认为自己的毛病缺点无伤大雅了，至于有没有人家的优点长处就忘一边了。所以最后学到了乔布斯没有大学学位，学到了钱钟书的数学水平……所以多学人的优点……", "question": "马云和乔布斯等大佬值不值得我们学习？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "瞄准哑音自行车击中", "question": "请问大家，Gw在说什么傻话呢？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7140406"}
{"text": "「这并不意味着他是没有感情的，而是，他生命中重要的决策从不建立在感情之上。」——《国王 武士 祭司 诗人》", "question": "智商高的人会缺少人情味儿吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "等待八公归来多年的忠主", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8e5m3w8bqj30ci0eljw9"}
{"text": "落霞与孤鹜齐飞，秋……卧槽你给我传的什么狗屁答案！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R522uEyuITt605UicHvFl6iaA1zMAp3XLnpCBhfghWhFpgxUiaJy2R0w3ugErXAFgnRdmCnmjM9VUHA"}
{"text": "唯一一个没有看见老师来的同学", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RGyTtyZFjSHehDHbRaaNRrGOL2IA81PnbDlDcK1ib34yuHc7HSwiaSVOSyFI39nhlUe9axLpvZGnvQ"}
{"text": "突然回想起上次痔疮上药时，护工两只手都是搭在肩上的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5wmwVddH5wuOQibZFs5onpicQAHafxLCMI5NsNyNXEJa0DOWicTho4NsfJbaPp7VPGrp8ahcY6CMGw"}
{"text": "我误把男朋友发成了爸爸，说了一句'我爱你'。", "question": null, "star": 91, "type": "I2T", "image": "7294001"}
{"text": "请求木匠把鼻子安在两腿之间", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q5KbWFhRuEpzDVqvwH7c20YOR8QOmibE23KDYDJVfnaZ1e4SuWsPf7SuibGS9dhSXRgF2f82qSxUibA"}
{"text": "因为有人下毒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SYt4w50oUroUnkc2Psxnerm1fm5gGbnoGEibbZXvSWnuqMpGOYZp0RSqNtA3nUMD2zw0Cw2Z1IRDg"}
{"text": "李靖哪吒父子的第一次见面", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3SBUF8oSoaFxddu14KpHEwZTVOn1tgGwA0vJWibfSdKgcvhXibH1bSmpw"}
{"text": "一听到大姨妈来，态度立马就变了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuA8vbhRbKXu3oVKrFjDDFZmwGPIL5TqicfEvicrXs8NzicA3icONdynsCbslSrGaa28FAxguic0L9hZ5qQ"}
{"text": "知乎晚会×知乎网课✓真就一直在听课。", "question": "如何评价知乎《答案奇遇夜》晚会？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "随时随地的炸鸡排。", "question": "把哆啦A梦的道具上的一字去掉就毁了。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5374661"}
{"text": "我离不开FPS游戏啊wwwww", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4094432"}
{"text": "哎呀！把坏的地方都去掉吧~哈哈！咦~？不动了哦~没事啦，没关系的！嘻嘻~", "question": "如果罗拉是主刀医生，会发生什么？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "3576736"}
{"text": "离职同事遗留的小问题", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Raoy0eeQWzq06evFCP5QhKv7VC9UK1ibp0nD9zpichBIhfna5fYAeNia0W73ZfN7PRQaZpBfoR5R69Q"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈，看啊，我在这里。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "3099558"}
{"text": "做之前麻烦你先带上这个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T3DaET5TPaa0TdYIWVicicYYKtibr96nyvJV0gxgJtZ2UOibz05wyNzCDtuxcQUsjm7MmNYtB1LfAgfA"}
{"text": "笑死我了，对我来说周末和其他日子没什么两样！就是这样，你个尼特族。", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "我认真起来就能达到顶级水平。", "question": "请说些无关紧要的话。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "6797121"}
{"text": "你真的认错人了，宇智波被灭族这件事真不是我干的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSd3Rr8CqztDicAicT7KzQJmAI0Xcq0qObGVINhlHOQIZ0pooIT0WbAiaxkqUYwKnw5IZcJazQibqv1w"}
{"text": "狗啊啊啊！我要发疯了哦哦哦！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1564386"}
{"text": "不会也举手的人不懂装懂的人空调预定安装位", "question": null, "star": 380, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtggl190usj60w116q0xz02"}
{"text": "别过来，再往前走一步我就跳下去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QSpFQ4zNK8pHLoHicDoljJoYib7IjTsx0pVoicDyV4De4ClHiaYR6W5hjKo8uicmBjCbFkric6TzhHNB6Q"}
{"text": "《每隔15分钟就要起来打卡的work form home》", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtd2q8l6faj60ww0soakd02"}
{"text": "只是想耍帅吹一下刘海", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RUd3phhbKWh3vkE98zWwHkBOgscjOvveMk0cNF17vpnrf0JVnwofmiaicIB9SoTsyyb4qWYjjc47xQ"}
{"text": "我们刚刚是不是撞了糖葫芦摊？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Td8MiaWLm7WSicWRiaQk7riaib9JdZS1z0gxQlnEhCUaTKhINeZRwsW21MiatwIEiaJbJto7cXMxruicgKKA"}
{"text": "一百个人在的话，没问题。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4305542"}
{"text": "这样就没人注意到我耳朵大了", "question": null, "star": 383, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gt4ub1znp0j610z16y7by02"}
{"text": "妈妈台风造成的损失最严重。", "question": "台风一家二罕见的两姐妹。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3825241"}
{"text": "Love Plus", "question": "试着在Pokemon的名字后面加上一个字，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7139642"}
{"text": "你洗你🐎呢", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "这是什么，磨大米的水吗？", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "7090109"}
{"text": "在白天也能看见星星。", "question": "因傻而带来的意外好处。", "star": 2253, "type": "T2T", "image": "6964207"}
{"text": "防腐剂", "question": "如果家里有一个糖果店，你会想要什么？", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "7387047"}
{"text": "本杰明 · 巴顿成了唯一一个生命是正着走的人。", "question": "电影倒着放会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "信不信我跳起来打你膝盖", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SG3iaMvlE3FmHbQg56rMv5MwT1rIdffHuF9tWzNibGA1m5ZGhGxHpFWKFnWYS683TQ8UzWE2WhnkCA"}
{"text": "加油！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6372717"}
{"text": "没有难做的生意，只有生锈的思想！自从请了这二个服务员，隔壁王大爷已经吃了30天的烤串了。。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9WEq3K93rKRH3V7q1PcWVz1mEnrb5owy4WTy4CW72qSh1PbCMCq65h9dz9uc3CbKbjIy1ticicdWg"}
{"text": "下任是徐锦江？？？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxrdgklzgpj60x60oi42j02"}
{"text": "今天就用这个头吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzmicOYsdcQAKeJQo5YbgTBqcNqANWKc9gVvuO22SQibpmmlYsd7PKSzJia6geMxEUOXbNWaNvCSRww"}
{"text": "等待监督的指示。", "question": null, "star": 46, "type": "I2T", "image": "3647174"}
{"text": "自从住院后，饭菜上的数字每天都在减少", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx3zqjtujrj30ci0elwid"}
{"text": "在谈论投资时，你是不是稍微提到了头皮这个词？", "question": null, "star": 222, "type": "I2T", "image": "4459121"}
{"text": "人生中第一次接触鬼畜。", "question": "如何评价电视剧《西游记后传》？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "A：“这是什么？”B：“洋葱圈。”A：“不好意思，是吃炸鸡的嘴。”A：“那我们下周见吧。”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7254891"}
{"text": "放心啦～不是有哆啦A梦陪吗~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hd5xvf9h0lj30ci0el3zo"}
{"text": "奥特曼里的怪兽走错片场了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TtG11H7jEdRZWWqYGuiaEicLyMiaMXEe1THq1ZKVWWsbTOo0gUjJ8rcMoxnxkZicqVoPOqf7cRR3cEPw"}
{"text": "这是现代仍然流传的引导者。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3740032"}
{"text": "借用你的手。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2153524"}
{"text": "太阳之塔的cosplay", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6480949"}
{"text": "听说那里，游戏策划只能玩自己做的游戏～", "question": "如果真的有地狱，那里会是什么样子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁把门换成推拉门的", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hc8ffu2zwej60or0wygsc02"}
{"text": "悟能娶高翠兰那集摆了几桌呀？", "question": "孙悟空出世的石头是花岗岩还是石灰岩？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "为经济振兴做贡献。", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "你女朋友的车钥匙我藏好了，她今晚只能住这儿了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T9QsB2FibriaRbgmkjslDSdtGicdvBEuIOD8zNU4kjGAIIaZzeuGhaYUibbWWWnojYHkWp8T5EHUoaPQ"}
{"text": "安藤铁男，以后在做准备的时候，先做一个五六个备用的头像吧。怎么样？如果有剩的话就拿去卖好了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3101416"}
{"text": "呼吸不完全", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RB6B1Umads27Y9rC5xLQHVwq853OsfYKIwPDJZCxYAQjbiaGibWQLF9QMwvH2l2giaYPugzqaq7vliag"}
{"text": "森泽佳奈那部挺好看的，再看一次", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "开始计算外卖满减", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricN0yAGaw20UJf40HJnyqH2nZ2ofxf0nSichxwYU0f1xG9398IjX73X65Q"}
{"text": "上班了，发现拖鞋是厕所的。", "question": "虽然说‘灯台下暗’，但是毕竟你总该发现了吧，发生了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7333747"}
{"text": "从家门口一路踢过来的小石子儿被人抢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1ecb8c0czwnj20ay09tgmo"}
{"text": "集合啦~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3b4ku2p3tj30ci0eldhc"}
{"text": "北川景子出演的节目。", "question": "杰尼斯社长丑闻引发的节目名称波及", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7373633"}
{"text": "格斗游戏中选择同一角色对战", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibn3EAeiajeE5MiaP2UDckF6IGWlp8I3RIJvCDQ9qcKBenf13zfiaMKrtFQ"}
{"text": "正在充电，充电完毕。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4292006"}
{"text": "昨晚你和爸爸不是这样绑的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibHCc6K1oD1JUPqdzGZshiaxEgDt1H7uOxh2CkibAHMmRYJcHIXTjCScreA"}
{"text": "将军出征回来了，他还带回一个怀孕的女子。半年未见将军了，将军夫人站在将军府门口兴奋地迎接归来的将军，将军正愁着怎么说服夫人纳妾，但夫人却前来热切地握着怀孕女子的手，问道：「妹妹，几个月了？」女子：「才五个月。」将军欣慰地笑着，赞赏夫人的大度。夫人脸上挂着笑，回答道：「我也怀了，也要五个月了呢。」将军的笑容渐渐凝固。", "question": "如何以「将军出征回来了，他还带回一个怀孕的女子」为开头写一个故事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "女朋友说她没生气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TRjJdPD203Q7Dib3fVJ2dT1ibWbWnGfcIaC9dodeD7muunEGDxTEtnz4XLmPcm7g41CfhAfp5wSn7A"}
{"text": "有栖川有栖先生：Mr. Arisawa Ayasuki", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7228626"}
{"text": "不好意思，我不太明白这是什么语言。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3183869"}
{"text": "路上窜稀被狗闻到", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5BaxrNicZvVVsjJBAQ3zhRFwtTHBAlRqzd9IuxxtXX07jmsZ9rlAtLYKLA"}
{"text": "赚钱", "question": "用七个字让大家幸福。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5914100"}
{"text": "快速打粉底", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px13aE1MaHQBZ83BmVS3ibOTqTxCFQJ7OLL8MFpqDHicamHBBHdYeXibvPEA"}
{"text": "逗限来晚了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RzXjHhbRYWOkuIQSvrIMwJp1dWmzInibIVVOjKBrRFfpN4qj2RGxcYugSBevG1BG37QaVvU5nzGMQ"}
{"text": "躲在外甥背后指使他帮我买快乐儿童餐的我", "question": null, "star": 624, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "睡觉去~", "question": "我想让歌词稍微改动一下，让它变得更有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5543534"}
{"text": "你得运气很好很好才行。", "question": "「一生只谈一次恋爱就够了」难道很保守古板吗?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "即使被说成是盗版，我也不知道原作是什么。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 8, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "读自己当年的QQ说说", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY3L7michu8jVkyRKXwcib7laQUIlcL9O7Oia2usW85jnkYLb7Hnxmrmppcg"}
{"text": "过检票口时只买了一张票", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hcuj1xyoryj30ci0elgpg"}
{"text": "小兰，是是我呀！我终于变成大人回来了！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibhP8xAoxqXia3hjgQUblV4puwlrFaPQDYEPMGuTKpicTico2J8B0WFGdRg"}
{"text": "同一家正骨院出来的", "question": null, "star": 240, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h80clbj168j61401hc46y02"}
{"text": "你羡慕吗？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5987122"}
{"text": "你可以跟扫地阿姨说，「我在等我名字出现。」", "question": "观看电影时，如何不尴尬地等片尾彩蛋？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "「我去引开那个胖子，你快逃吧，老地方见」", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eacdq8mtfnj20bl09z3zi"}
{"text": "常见的TUBE专辑封面设计", "question": null, "star": 17, "type": "I2T", "image": "6585001"}
{"text": "跑了这么远，那只猫应该不会追来了吧？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6vSJP32FMeWA8PJuvwPiaOibGqcV3EhviaCAU6YwWibAMwJiaJLK0fLhQZAw"}
{"text": "免费玩家来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cib4EhcE9nIz9Yx2wcvNu4CysFhiaSeh57iba9e5eaVtLv4AnC6ecrtyV8w"}
{"text": "大雄在老鼠王国玩得开心。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7387859"}
{"text": "想一想，如果不回头，无论怎样跌倒，都会更快的成长。", "question": "下午的工作我实在不想回去，能麻烦你对我说句话吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "5392834"}
{"text": "家：房檐底下有头猪。", "question": "你所了解的不符合字源或词源，但具有积极意义的字词解释方式？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "别在室内跳广播体操！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gvx87sxri3j30ci0el41j"}
{"text": "为什么没有人远程参加啊啊啊！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6492094"}
{"text": "我尝试按时完成工作，但是老板不让。", "question": "我讨厌这种敬老日。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "3062396"}
{"text": "想一起洗澡的人，骂人的人，都不明白是什么意思。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "7278698"}
{"text": "圣诞节什么的跟我没关系", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gxuxqubxhuj30ci0elaco"}
{"text": "在医院，护士你说是医生，医生说主任，主任说教授。", "question": "在医院我如何称呼正在帮我换药的护士，（备注：特漂亮）？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "展示全球购会员卡", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SlReaQLtAJwYzo0pcdStvEr0QwBSRWNXbDXjlbZ6oiaibVsc6kzI3SOxIuFtujLbfNznhlNn6Nomaw"}
{"text": "这句日文句子的汉字写法是記憶にございません，意思是“我不记得”。", "question": "请把一个有趣的三个字母的标题加七，然后翻译成汉字并有趣地读出来。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7379082"}
{"text": "“这是我们两个的最后一次了。”", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gl7b2yy4mmj60x40x3gsa02"}
{"text": "梦想中的超人", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4978271"}
{"text": " 有关系的。其实只要你仔细观察，就不难发现，一个人的生老病死，全都是集中在朔（农历初一）、上弦月、望（满月）、下弦月这四个特殊月相附近几天，误差不超过这些月相前后4天的范围之内。天下生灵，都逃不出这一规律。--------------------------------------------哦~ 对了，此规律同样适用于进行地震预言。", "question": "月亮的阴晴圆缺与人体生老病死到底有没有关联？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "球吓到你了？对不起。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "855227"}
{"text": "虽然很不喜欢女儿的这个男朋友可是他刚刚讲的段子真的超好笑谈", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q9qYiaa45mA6nk89OTYFDiaIKlBQpfvsfg6FqibhwjPlPxAkgQ85Z60uXOavHQkHqYK6wAXGskjicGicQ"}
{"text": "很多人说我戴眼镜比不戴好看", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eupnixpt7sj20a509o75s"}
{"text": "如果有箱子的话，那个东西就有价值了。", "question": "当你的身体被鉴定团选中时，他们说了什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7185519"}
{"text": "请选择你要让座的阿姨", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjAYB4e8mPcwfXY6BgEGXLju7k05Jz3lwNDrKOPGnBx0Qial2s8g7CJIw"}
{"text": "严重金属过敏", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S15wWqbY0icsyOwSWPWndUPAggTK1lAibS3mde6bZG1nH28WggVXv0ibE8oDFCLCr7Se4CDesWdocag"}
{"text": "反正你肯定会被变成月亮来处罚吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7096130"}
{"text": "你信不信中国这么多人里肯定能有把四大名著一字不漏背下来的人。", "question": "假如我国的四大名著仅存一套在世，就在你手中，而你必须烧书取暖，好扛到救援队寻来，你会以什么顺序来烧？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是肥皂的另一个功能一洗手", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TQKlI2F4PxibP6fIVaQia8ibJbB8UG3gs8pFSLKZZcsEGMboWGj3w8QOaNaSS1WEFKm4LIgYyVBDbpw"}
{"text": "在墙上有一只耳朵，庄司和三吉。", "question": "创造一个新的现代谚语。", "star": 109, "type": "T2T", "image": "3397134"}
{"text": "都说电视敲一敲就能修好的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwfTfQ9AibbeEicdfB0N0Zy6iapWRfb45BKzoYrOZD1gNqDSicxDWnx8GX7ribvo5ydWcBbl0bVyqbDVA"}
{"text": "骑车时燕子撞进鼻孔里痛的流下了眼泪", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibUgB1Kqc7xS4I9F0Ct3vwvAbYygLg7w5S50FqkNzSvQXtvLATkzaEmA"}
{"text": "傍晚降临了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7138175"}
{"text": "这么练也不是办法，你老婆的意思应该不是让你一次救两个吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RVKrJeD4fBPR1wAc2jLNk78smyBSs0uHdVicxYADDia2xibfn7zlNDrcpNlg8QCdjrNASIPL3F1wgCg"}
{"text": "用尽毕生积蓄，买了 2 套房子，1 套 17 楼，1 套 19 楼。可是来看过房子的亲朋好友，都指出了几个问题：17 楼的房子算上地下室，是第 18 楼，是人们口中的十八层地狱；19 楼的房子，1-3 层被改成了 2 层的商铺，第 19 楼也是实际的第 18 楼。虽说理智上明白，18 层地狱一说只是迷信，不科学，可是毕生积蓄买的 2 套房，都被人指出是房地产中「代表十八层地狱的 18 层」，真的让我很闹心，已经失眠近半个月了，每分每秒都在腻歪这个事情，求帮助。", "question": "买了被人嫌弃的房子怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用脚趾头踢榻榻米的角落。", "question": "请用不超过0个字的方式讲一个可怕的故事。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "5114786"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": 60, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "从玄关门缝看NHK。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5797149"}
{"text": "每一个装逼的人都撞到了我擅长的领域，因为我擅长的就是装逼。", "question": "有没有人装逼正好撞到你擅长的领域上的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "金正恩的妹妹", "question": "谁是过于进攻性的国歌合唱人选？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6910065"}
{"text": "“我把这猫尾巴掀起来才能看着墙上那钟的时间！”", "question": null, "star": 29, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gq8pgs7cdoj60mq0uqgpj02"}
{"text": "奇怪，这张照片我是怎么拍的呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMVhztWIjKChib973unJ68A8GNAbrgZfRl9QhMDjEq3n21z0OlfG4aE7cA"}
{"text": "机器人罗宾的危机", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5087031"}
{"text": "浑身的傻气没有被评价，随便装傻反而被评价。", "question": "让人无语的冒犯。", "star": 590, "type": "T2T", "image": "7137522"}
{"text": "这个人一开始会说要陪你走到最后，但是到最后一定会出尔反尔，没有干劲。", "question": "请你设想一下学校里可能会有的样子，选出最可能的三个。", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "403724"}
{"text": "看到指向十点的钟表上短针感到困惑，到理解之间有一段时间的僵直。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4108833"}
{"text": "威震天想变身被三个昊皮匠制服", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QCGBGeRcciaRablgWsY5NQQRrORNMlVZ9Jodlh81khYqFCXSqEjvtdXC2CXJxwOrtZiaTSP8Ou5S8A"}
{"text": "最诚实的成功学讲师", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QfOcic4QoobOYP02zP4P5Ba0arW1ibU93vlRmCMcBicJtxCIdlnlwia5eXYibc8Ic0ficFlSDxia2VheiaVA"}
{"text": "巧克力礼品！巧克力礼品！", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5171590"}
{"text": "你不是说只到三度吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5784772"}
{"text": "手电筒烟花！哇哦哦哦！火药来了啊啊！好热啊啊啊！这就是我想要的！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6898870"}
{"text": "看着这个圆圈的中心~你会渐渐感到很轻松~轻松时你会喂我小鱼干", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QjtISictv6dRYJQXja5Z9eZsNlRZ7orfxsHaQSFxAFHgMFiaHVlMVvTrPRTWT2qgZUWRfuaqdyZkeA"}
{"text": "？ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴 ㅁ슴", "question": "韩文为何被韩国人认为是最高级的文字？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在谷歌地图上钉桩的正式员工。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7214775"}
{"text": "校长突然唱起了摇篮曲", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSSHjFN93X1YUpicKnGTINibCoB6RjwdO5HNicr9KLicPOOp8l1FqaUicJgWA"}
{"text": "因为不知道分数所以不能去学校。", "question": "低年级学生经常犯错的魔法学校。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6388500"}
{"text": "被遗弃次数", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QLU5jOuL6Mgjicku2aV2rM3iaYE5KibbicWNF3MWiaCQWIE0lyibAjOzLlianickrL5hsZiageFpkVBvUTaLA"}
{"text": "看小电影时快进了一小时还在聊天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gyau8d0yglj30ci0el41w"}
{"text": "包皮手术还是没找到目标", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Spa9knJ4yk0VNPOAoGPbibH2P8LztnAqb8A7xxNGNkS1THY1vvDWgmKgrXkVB63bO1fj2fib5WlJcQ"}
{"text": "我和驴加起来就这么多了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QrJ41ibpYicTM3UM5uIwlo3uj4ZH96PZe8qH3xnfVHuDSibLCm2Wuo4J8hnZtgYLQA23wn8p84GmC3Q"}
{"text": "卡卡罗特，你是第十个！", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "“你怎么又回来了？”“降落伞忘带了。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCteaoDv0GtrPia2spBzAYV6DusibX9iaKbOYJo3gFdKicNWx2lPo5y8TxWlT0apkgXFQmNT7MV87EM2w"}
{"text": "鼻孔解锁", "question": null, "star": 172, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h02g72s7xzj60x00kgjuz02"}
{"text": "烟花升空还有5秒。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "4412606"}
{"text": "充电", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ei5p57hyf5j20am083t95"}
{"text": "七仙女：姐妹们，穿豹纹那个是大圣！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQUJDZAynlC8xoTQxLRJYNeWic60ltaIic4gfWmwrcz1cYvibIVw2Gvoa2T0tSHTuAOjX2hCsLyk92Q"}
{"text": "有个玩家吐槽某游戏的龙模型做的烂，说：“真的龙不是那么飞的”。", "question": "有哪些有名的，想讽刺他人无能，却暴露自己无知的段子？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这只是展示给你看而已。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7077704"}
{"text": "奖励自己的日子。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "7315671"}
{"text": "听……那个，老师你的毛笔拿倒了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjzwzgfcTS1TSjCGHCfpriaOnEdSLfrKujhrppg7uyuKCaEQs888ic5W4g"}
{"text": "防守太严，连换人都不让", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibP4iamLagOlX5s5wkZa31RAc419ENfQggTz6g87vL93l35ibxH8WyibtPQ"}
{"text": "多年前海滩上的一夜激情，孩子们都孵出来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RZZjMCnnZlAibpsVn8xX3GWenLib6nTnxJiaibJBJH3fdWlJOtS6EpqCceVyKg06G6vibqc1PZrvcSBYQ"}
{"text": "插进去我就变回人了", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gnrobe5qthj60ro0x2ql002"}
{"text": "英语不及格的我翻译的世界", "question": null, "star": 634, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmyjgvmalj6123170k0w02"}
{"text": "该死，谁往我老婆里充的氢气", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJKPBichHPLroY6aoesQBicuI1icQVKkLWW6Nia21ZQHvdfDZnzO1OzZN7ow"}
{"text": "我希望你不要再每次捡到钱包就去叫喊了。", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6435642"}
{"text": "老师，这题为什么不给我步骤分？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCkdnl1FEjBZoRbKXyeot87iabHTMm95tozBjIzu6pmD4nvZhkCictnSLgJwe3ZkfRNiagwYeYicT6A"}
{"text": "你知不知道？从北京出发三百公里能到辽宁，那是 996 到 666 的距离；从阿联酋出发三百公里能到伊朗，那是疼爱到制裁的距离；从东京出发三百公里能到福岛，那是奥特曼到哥斯拉的距离；从福州出发三百公里能到台北东海岸，那是建国七十余年也未曾跨越的距离。你知不知道？根据《限制弹道导弹扩散条约》规定，世界各国禁止出口射程超过三百公里的弹道和巡航导弹。也是为了尊重该条约，我国成功研制了射程超过四百公里的精确制导火箭弹。你抬头往上看，三百公里处有我国的各式卫星，尽管低轨卫星的寿命都不太长，可她们还是在自己短暂的一生中为你沉默服务着，直至在大气层中燃烧掉最后的自己。而印度去年居然声称自己的布朗运动导弹能够把她们提前打下来！！！三百公里有如此之多的爱恨情仇，星辰大海，可你都不知道，也都不在乎，你只关心亲戚的要求合理不合理……今夜，你不关心人类，你只想着你自己！", "question": "亲戚让你开车三百公里接送去机场，这是合理要求吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我们就是天地双龙", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gytb92dqpfj60vz0tm0vy02"}
{"text": "经过民警调解，纠纷双方达成友好谅解", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TOe3JmNDXuYok6CkDBhYdpUH0Kfhg0RoIjQ10NcJ6o4ZbGUX9etrtuXG5qqzX9mw9QNDYoCSssgw"}
{"text": "我和你合体了！呀呀呀呀呀！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5701830"}
{"text": "开心的英国修学旅行。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "219612"}
{"text": "走啊走的，就我一个人。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6837822"}
{"text": "开饭啦！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDnoKwk4ZMBz0SJTYganBMy60iccZoF0icsjuKw3n9XUpzFUbwQlyTLkGfeDlGbkekQ45xsmTduHUpg"}
{"text": "什么都不做。", "question": "在实习烹饪时，我总会瞬间想到“肯定是昨天练习过的”。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2413596"}
{"text": "莎士比亚没我沙比", "question": "有什么类似于“棒棒糖没我棒”的网名？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "庸医给做的环切手术", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QibvBR2OERxHjiaLI97w1g6m6YXA2Z1YrWf3NXaruS4Hb6USbvkudsib4IHtlNxicAsA6BnXXNVOavUQ"}
{"text": "呀！蜜蜂！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1haa2haadenj30ci0eltc7"}
{"text": "周围的人都成为了学会会员。", "question": "已经放弃的事情。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2441594"}
{"text": "听说十二生肖有了空缺", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ejq9yx6wbxj20aj091mxq"}
{"text": "去学驾照，同车的小师妹练坡道起步时紧张的撞断了我的腿，驾校出钱医好后，还赔了差不多四万，小师妹天天来医院照顾我，然后就赚了个小师妹。", "question": "你最意想不到的一笔收入是怎么来的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次一定要来哦？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6413401"}
{"text": "个人战、团体战", "question": "苹果汁和土豆沙拉的根本区别是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3663142"}
{"text": "因为金刚的妈妈叫玛莎", "question": "《哥斯拉大战金刚》里，为啥哥斯拉都把金刚踩脚底下了不来个绝杀，而是对视了一下扭头走了，是爱情吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "可能是想感受下赘婿的快乐吧。老婆咆哮道：得罪了主任，公司无你立足之地！老总走进办公室：区区主任，弹指可废！主任谄媚地走过来，老总一巴掌把他扇到一边。老总面对社畜跪下，打开黑箱子：王公子，考察期满，家主有令，请您接管王氏财团！这里是一亿美金，和公司 100% 的股权。老总背后，一群黑衣人齐齐跪下：恭迎少主回家！主任吓得瘫软在地：京城王氏……小王扫了主任一眼，露出了邪魅的笑容。", "question": "财务自由后再去上班当社畜是什么感觉？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "原导演古塔奇被击败。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6283705"}
{"text": "就可以给地面涂上你想要的颜色啦", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "周一的早晨就是这样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7246215"}
{"text": "初中隔壁班有个男生姓郎，叫军。认识他的女生从来不叫他名字。", "question": "与历史人物同名是种什么样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "机械表的我，是个怪人。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1365609"}
{"text": "观看登日直播", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RSrd8kyqmxaXpI1EOxf8Dib6NGRtTh8o1dq9nIYNFRclMe5NOVKia1UQkibVd38cteK3bHKgmGRt6iaw"}
{"text": "社会主义新农村", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QwHzia7nnBXsQicDaOJImqiblZMOI9ezIicDHtPSm4ANY3eThp3Tqdfgyg850d9Nys4OscooSRdJo1jw"}
{"text": "别把用过的姨妈巾塞给我啊西巴！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPq1Kxg9icia8wHnxgbt0zeZelXicicdqGW2qu8RdMAQCMImjD6VOp8rhA99g"}
{"text": "借钱鬼的坏蛋行为。", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "那么林俊杰的《修炼爱情》应该抄袭了《两只老虎》远距离的欣赏，近距离的迷惘一只没有眼睛，一只没有耳朵", "question": "如何看待周杰伦新歌《mojito》前奏旋律疑似抄袭久石让《人生回转木马》前奏旋律？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男：3000 全买化妆品了，你们怎么看？女：这预算刚够囤两瓶水一套圣诞彩妆套装，还有眼霜面霜精华面膜香水下次吧，能省就省，嗯。", "question": "月入 5K 的未婚妻，每月花 3K 买化妆品，我父母特别不满，我该怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在上小学五年级之前，市面上都还没普及 U 盘和移动硬盘，我第一个 16MB 的 U 盘是小学六年级才买的，网盘更是连想都不敢想。以前移动存储主要还是用 1.44MB 软盘，容量很小，经常会出现容量不够用的状况，所以当时我就曾经设想能不能开发出一种软件（当时我在学校的电脑兴趣班学习 BASIC 语言），能够分析出一段数据中有规律的部分，将冗长的数据用概括性的编码方式缩短长度，比如：「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈」概括为「20 个哈」，这样就可以在容量有限的存储器中保存更多的文件了。我满心欢喜的在兴趣班课堂上分享了自己的设想。电脑老师看到我这么热情啊，非常欣慰，他鼓励我编程学习到一定程度之后可以尝试实现这种软件。但他也补充了一点「如果现在就需要用到这种软件，可以试试 WinZip。」", "question": "有哪些你想发明却已经被人发明了的东西？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我爸妈都是特别不负责任的人，很久以前他们借别人钱的时候许下承诺：「借你的钱我们通通会还你。」然后他们生下我取名「通通」。", "question": "有什么笑得停不下来的冷笑话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "鸡蛋早就占领全球了，鸡得到你们的尊重了吗？", "question": "如果软件正在占领全世界，为什么程序员得不到尊重？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哆啦A梦终于不挣扎了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Ru9GXjVVmmJynNInhSZa8iatJPtKAYm5f37a2S48vz7CZroSbSUrqX6GjvEdHTwoqhWwXdWVmgrGg"}
{"text": "他们让我检查员工的穿着，并没有让我去监督员工的穿着，真的吗？", "question": null, "star": 179, "type": "I2T", "image": "6637714"}
{"text": "每当相部屋的人给手机充电，就特别吵闹。", "question": "只需超越昨天的自己1%。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "5701072"}
{"text": "小时候看电影，女主离开了但是留给男主一封信，夕阳下男主摊开信纸，信纸居然可以自动出现女主的声音开始念信啊喂！于是乎一直以为信纸有这个功能……后来自己尝试着写了一封发现没声音还以为一定要从远方寄来才有声音……", "question": "你小时候有哪些神奇的误解？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "相信我，那都是装出来的……", "question": "有一个喜欢看你玩游戏的女朋友是怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美国的胖姑娘 Lucy：小时候，他妈整天对她说：「Lucy，你很美呀！Lucy，你穿这件衣服真的很漂亮！」200 斤的 Lucy：「Mammy，我觉得我有点胖。」「怎么会？！你一点都不胖！」见到朋友：「Lucy，你今天好美！我好喜欢你的这个裙子。」 中国的胖姑娘小花：小时候，她家里人：「小花，你都 200 斤了，还这么能吃！以后怎么嫁人啊！」「小花，你胖得丑死了！」小伙伴：「胖小花，死胖子！丑死了……」 180 的小花到美国看到了 300 斤的 Lucy：「哇！姐们儿，你这也太胖了吧！胖死了！」 Lucy 告小花歧视……小花赔了巨款后被驱逐出境……", "question": "为什么美国的胖女生要比中国的胖女生有自信？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "只要把鼻子前面的气拿走他就呼吸不了了", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpmpsexl8jj60u00x4jvj02"}
{"text": "猛虎下山，气吞山河。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2499938"}
{"text": "其实是灯的开关", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174FqkquiaYKKssdicoStwDicmNKibxubCX2Du9KCheh8t0ppoBN7siagHURapBBlPiaOefUvxLEolck6oYcw"}
{"text": "因为换演员了！", "question": "《倚天屠龙记》里，不过几年不见，为何周芷若、殷离再见张无忌时，却认不出他呢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把寄住一段时间的朋友赶走后第二天家里猫猫开始付房租了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QtvJL3kpDqMHPtGfScjoBnz8uLt0lzw0gZCGvicmYlQumVz7RthrkVudcT842PXab5DlcZKkYAGkw"}
{"text": "辛苦你了，阿豪，答错了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S2AribFKB4gSicpcnCQicyGbMdjF421ZFEhXaxd1ff7Hqj6icrNS5ZWZyibTibr8C1QBgX1ue1XIiaibmzUA"}
{"text": "一群没见过世面的", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h8oocrsygdj30ci0el0vi"}
{"text": "我先来一个", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuDXCoq15bcauuKHk6N4vCEydA0y0vjXsHnDWyYjria2MFwbjvQnbJ6GtYqYhyT6QqVXdFicWVK8RbuQ"}
{"text": "正在努力的把和自己等高的洋娃娃放进洗衣机", "question": null, "star": 27, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbfza7wptlj60vh0wwgr802"}
{"text": "出车祸前求婚的是屑", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h2bnb9kujkj60u50u545302"}
{"text": "难道不是在造装备？刚造好就被你们抢走，人家一句抱怨都没有。", "question": "游戏里的 boss 每天都在干嘛？不寂寞吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把我小眼睛的弟弟放走吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxC4WmFvh4KSnC6F1RcKXticJNeElBEV7LzPDr1Mp4IibQFpDYdnNeNKoOQ"}
{"text": "因为他们没有别的包。", "question": "为什么程序员无论到哪儿都喜欢背电脑包，哪怕里面没有装电脑？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "人行道马路", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Tqlc1qicpjTzQ3EGoe8icvPqLfsSjUI7GXotaJfLic13hMgiccAhgur3N3HksVquOYibS039YLl2EB4DA"}
{"text": "所以，我不是纸巾啦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5614151"}
{"text": "美团外卖来的太慢了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibzzQoeyp6vC3zTDFaY3cibRb5ZPLtP2UcPo9XrylxHUD4Ovsumicp3tZWwHdhnKqBhjNpJbCzyyOg"}
{"text": "「今天我请客！董事长说完，每当有人点菜时都拿出计算器算总价", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h0wrmwd1s2j30ci0el44d"}
{"text": "虾：看看割割", "question": null, "star": 129, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gjflc2mrm0j60xi0pnjxg02"}
{"text": "小说家", "question": "缺钱时的帅气说法。", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "4738505"}
{"text": "吴彦祖也是学建筑的……", "question": "你是什么时候发现人和人差距大的无法跨越？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "不好意思，我不太明白。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6574519"}
{"text": "你怎么看？雪莉？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hdwyfd3frhj30ci0el76s"}
{"text": "睡觉突然小腿抽筋", "question": null, "star": 183, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hbyjhucpi1j61401e7n7z02"}
{"text": "失踪的哥哥只会给我发色情短信。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3619113"}
{"text": "远离小美、大漂亮、小帅等人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SibX4Nh6n3fyfqvXlHicZaRQacLYPnSMRdukcapvfxy57sGO0urO8Iuh6o24B72ThflxQXP1KU9CLQ"}
{"text": "孩子太小还不会说话只好用短信交流", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1egip0cvppkj20ae0ahq45"}
{"text": "和村民聊天，一直聊到天黑都结束不了。", "question": "新推出的游戏中常见的一些事情", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "2510101"}
{"text": "坐在鼓上屁声格外的响亮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjNSv9rYoibAMNV3tmWtzbZRswPhib17yrGAzvRwZkZuRicYtgic2icfdYrGw"}
{"text": "去稻田里看看。", "question": "吉幾三不会唱那种歌，我们是00组的，走着瞧吧。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7018126"}
{"text": "「你有病啊？」", "question": "怎么看待「我今天吃药的时候看到一个新闻」这个小测试？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哇，我们，我身体不行了，不能再走了，啊，再休息一下...", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6864450"}
{"text": "永泽君被救出来后。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "2313534"}
{"text": "刚才吃的有点淡了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9S5y9Pf9xRNfTufSwBfYxK62v3OjiciblDic1ORoYmyfk9lSrhjazLiafglZtdaMCQD97RobrxJ0D55ag"}
{"text": "你们这有谁的鼻孔可以让这两根手指轻松插进去吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gmf551hzkqj30ci0elaee"}
{"text": "朋友说就咬一口", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkyocWLE4ibXZ87n8buQgArykqfzJM7yO7KiciawOE0d0cyMmqjjbxMJ5tB0CyNJrapKQibfgV0KWWQw"}
{"text": "早上一早就去上班。", "question": "因为是深夜，所以讲恐怖故事。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "1681669"}
{"text": "保持中立。", "question": "元职业高尔夫球手入职出租车公司可能发生的事情是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "5792044"}
{"text": "衣服已经定了，就看对方了！", "question": null, "star": 109, "type": "I2T", "image": "6521917"}
{"text": "这是dio为了混淆你记忆为你点的", "question": null, "star": 18, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h4mvnfo9blj61401hcwmj02"}
{"text": "大人后的玩具居然可以这么用", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlHXZuUesxVZslg4P33olNhgT0ga4738RXAro73w7f0N9x6XgM2NpPgpciaB0kCTNniaY8Pm0QO5lA"}
{"text": "VPN的工作原理", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4VD4Ohnxg698JYldQUN2qJicL299q6UvYkmoqKJojcxrBvNSs2FibDPUA"}
{"text": "哈哈哈哈哈哈感觉自己在食物链顶端……", "question": "女朋友被搭讪是种什么体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "熊是除了人类之外唯一一种会用起立鼓掌表达敬意的物种", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfQPHmhaa5qt3XWViaaicjmTuVCTflfOb6jKXmFYBlHKrc8aPFUjz0WiaDNrmKPldWgm4yLuUVXZbvg"}
{"text": "我特么问你话呢！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1es3ykmymz4j20830ax3zz"}
{"text": "阿姨：「来一趟医院挂号、诊断、拔牙二百多，真贵。」医生：「阿姨，你做这头发多少钱啊？」阿姨：「特便宜，才四百多。」", "question": "为什么拔牙这么贵？有什么依据吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "吸色", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h29atjg028j60w40ukn2i02"}
{"text": "上赛季得分最低的莱斯经过强化回归了。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5853658"}
{"text": "“我们合伙做奶粉生意怎么样？”", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqnwd7xhbyj60wr0u0aft02"}
{"text": "找到了一个头发比我还少的人", "question": null, "star": 99, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h3spp356h7j6145145wl502"}
{"text": "恳读", "question": "给 Kindle 取个中文名字，你会怎么取？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在派出所选择了最便宜的丧葬服务。", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "174207"}
{"text": "在试吃角放入米饭。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6756471"}
{"text": "妈妈，爸爸变成驴了！！！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghfr5onybaj20mi0wvjw8"}
{"text": "说：麻烦等里面安眠药都融完了再给我，谢谢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RTVibdnjKjsGCTYlhibOTAeUnibiaY1wT8hhwB9hdPosI85EhRTB23ItIGVp7wfWx3ZgQS4VM2v3GSgQ"}
{"text": "所以……复印机是否需要考虑买一台呢？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174EjIgOU3MHots9QhicZHAwN4TIwzt6S4r00KspTPiaE4j6tdbQQicCE8aVdovMG3T03xiaReWaZ0JNumA"}
{"text": "逛洞物园", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h5gp11ngi0j60x10x6k1n02"}
{"text": "首先从一大杯关东煮开始...", "question": "请问如何正确地欣赏世界杯？", "star": 12, "type": "T2T", "image": "3633965"}
{"text": "这次，别离开我。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5409346"}
{"text": "曹操小时候放荡不羁，他叔叔经常为此给曹嵩打小报告。曹操很讨厌叔叔。有一次曹操在路上见到叔叔，立刻假装眼歪嘴斜，倒在地上。叔叔问他怎么了，他说：「我中风了。」叔叔赶紧去告诉曹嵩，曹嵩也吓坏了，可等见到曹操后，发现他神色如常，没有中风的样子。曹嵩问：「你叔叔不是说你中风了吗？咋回事？」曹操说：「我没有中风，可能是叔叔不喜欢我，才说我坏话。」从此叔叔说的话，曹嵩再也不听了。 所以题主可以先把钱转给我，再将存款公之于众。这样大家都知道你没钱，也没人再听亲戚的话了。", "question": "被亲戚看到存款之后到处宣传怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "三十八度。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6064258"}
{"text": "大雄和静香的结婚洞房之夜。", "question": "电影的标题改得性感一点。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2173254"}
{"text": "去散步不就是去保健所吗？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "6871677"}
{"text": "去了二线城市。", "question": "在一线城市留不下，又对三四线老家「零归属感」的人，最后都怎么样了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "氪金氪金免费", "question": null, "star": 786, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1yugtm7kmj60zj1bdqak02"}
{"text": "“大”“犬”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBXKnoQqgicCvIbiby6D9IMYrDmqtosBa27zJ155I48icfAqvtB4dRJoa8qd1qc00wIAaLT2lIAMoMibQ"}
{"text": "终于被社会遗忘啦～", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6564361"}
{"text": "上幼儿园第一天", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gx7hjwnyrtj30ci0eljsi"}
{"text": "不需要那种自慰器。", "question": "这里的工资是实物支付的。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "4923307"}
{"text": "山田君，把坐垫全抽出来。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6916783"}
{"text": "晚安计时器。", "question": "告诉我最不需要的、无用的新功能或新元素是什么？", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "7218578"}
{"text": "用酒精给爸爸的烟头消毒", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RsB9D2VkdTWGNsAyJUpdE8dT0CMQIWBiaeHDRmib3JIoYEpfPicRFoJ694Fpn5YFf9dZU4GybjiavLYA"}
{"text": "男人露出疯狂的决胜表情。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4060074"}
{"text": "题主可以再加一句，「急，在线等。」", "question": "躺在地上背后压着一颗跳雷，真的就没办法拆掉吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我住在警察局附近，听着警笛声长大。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191818"}
{"text": "让你充气后使用没让你充氢气啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Re8T2XScdOM8rtPnjVt2WrXwyb4yYPI4oiasJ25Hksz3ibqffZOd0V8hL1Fq14icTvcfnvricoHJHL3g"}
{"text": "瘦了啊，但是。", "question": null, "star": 558, "type": "I2T", "image": "4580098"}
{"text": "肩颈按摩非常痛苦。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6546645"}
{"text": "柱升级的炭治郎，现在连个影子都看不见了……", "question": null, "star": 37, "type": "I2T", "image": "5562066"}
{"text": "“这不是猪颈肉。”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6172303"}
{"text": "我以前不是人，但是现在终于变成人了！", "question": "最不适合在成人式上使用的问候语是什么？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6968418"}
{"text": "把整首歌唱完了刘欢老师还是没有为我转身", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eepxvw7v34j20be0bgmyr"}
{"text": "拍不到啦！都给我往右边去一点。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1go70ydj5i9j60wt0jrndm02"}
{"text": "哎呀！？走吧！等一下！我去把外套拿来！", "question": null, "star": 8, "type": "I2T", "image": "4848733"}
{"text": "遗属来探望您了哦～", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hegn92olzzj30ci0elab1"}
{"text": "看脸后后悔的类型。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6885251"}
{"text": "会被骂一顿吗？什么叫挨骂？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7014152"}
{"text": "全球新陈代谢大赛冠军", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1ek8jot83zcj20av079wfk"}
{"text": "台上坐着围棋冠军，台下老王递上挑战书，邀三日后在湖边一战，称自己必赢。冠军来了兴趣，三日后如约前往。老王摊开手，两颗石头。比的是打水漂，老王赢了。冠军：“就这？”老王：“反正我赢了，你不如我。”", "question": "如何看待杨丽萍动态下出现「一个女人最大的失败是没一个儿女」这一观点的相关争议？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "那一天，人们终于想起。。。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gqgquvqlmpj60wp0wqwja02"}
{"text": "当你的工位正对办公室的空调", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SP2HTicnPv8EX1EuXXgQFY399tcM8YlibEq7Zbfl8gOGOIaZkv3ibHaQfH1ah8iaelTCiclshHiccENThA"}
{"text": "预计深夜将由雨转为雪。", "question": "早上好，请问您今天有什么安排？", "star": 41, "type": "T2T", "image": "5640185"}
{"text": "她才没误会呢只是她比较善良", "question": "平时开玩笑开习惯了，结果跟女生表白人家误会我是开玩笑呢，怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "案件都是出木杉……不好！得马上告诉大家！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h395xhjud3j30ci0el415"}
{"text": "烦死了，我要用螺丝刀敲打它（安装驱动）", "question": "你被劫持了！你会怎么做？！", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "6467573"}
{"text": "人类为了滥捕野生动物而生出的自私之块。", "question": "向一个完全不了解宝可梦的人解释什么是精灵球。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2792653"}
{"text": "一刀切", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "4801815"}
{"text": "那应该是你的感想吧。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7191705"}
{"text": "由于破坏了长笛而被罚变成石头的少年。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "102501"}
{"text": "政治家比狱卒还要恶劣。", "question": "监狱出来二十年了，吓了一跳。", "star": 33, "type": "T2T", "image": "7315376"}
{"text": "我在这里做了小动作，但是答案和前一天学习的时候不一样。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6447364"}
{"text": "等等刚是外星人入侵？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TN9P2UBIJE5FaaJxibN31gRpX95znSksZKaEDfw3LFR9V3RHEQU9NiafQN3DFB1j1q7F9ythGwqJiaQ"}
{"text": "爷爷，我已经吃药了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3574314"}
{"text": "十个人坐也没问题！无印良品的桌子！", "question": null, "star": 45, "type": "I2T", "image": "1873691"}
{"text": "找工作。", "question": "教我解码器的使用方法吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "4181016"}
{"text": "机长『啊啊啊啊啊啊！我的棒棒糖！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1hhyovsgmmpj30ci0elq7i"}
{"text": "第二个检查枪管的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RqDxZPkbqSZzuvDfTCjVnjg81Ygb9gsM3UxX87JHdAOUdnGFJ3ictWVw2Pj3Q1zQqxxHEhK4GvN3g"}
{"text": "啊，好累啊！想休息，想休息！只休息两个小时，怎么样？怎么样？", "question": "请告诉我怎样邀请对方去酒店。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "3827066"}
{"text": "以圣人的标准要求别人，以贱人的标准要求自己。", "question": "前女友的新欢是个渣男，应该提醒她吗 ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个小时了，你们想起自己当初写的是什么药了没？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SZoqsp5fqjzT8WTDGTCGCbvAm4fvCQ6HEJFvz3PaGhpZUkvs45UFcKRnXicEWGLAmpmF6uFgdibyFw"}
{"text": "听一个做移动硬盘的朋友说的。有用户反映每次用笔记本播放李娜的《青藏高原》时，电脑就会死机。经测试发现，唱到最后的「那就是青藏高……」时，硬盘产生了共振，振幅过大，读写头读不出数据了。为了抓住这个 bug，朋友听了一个月的青藏高原……", "question": "有哪些让你目瞪口呆的 bug ？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "弄坏一个只能自己顶上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T63jDt5vgadicK5FgBfxJ6OyBd08p4uROEhP2bPOZ3yb8TauAQMutbeVVpdmPx1ibz2NhAuZicB5peA"}
{"text": "放我出去", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eadh3vmw4cj20bp09sgmq"}
{"text": "人脸识别不反应。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "5418810"}
{"text": "我去便利店买点东西！", "question": "如果你放弃，比赛就到此结束了，你能反驳这句话吗？", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "2587291"}
{"text": "玩具总动员", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1308047"}
{"text": "喂！你妈妈超级粘人！", "question": "被人夸赞但完全不开心的客套话，请说一下。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6459779"}
{"text": "坐过一次，感觉和二等座速度差不多。", "question": "坐高速动车组一等座是什么感受？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "一个人来连续十天热唱北岛三郎的祭典", "question": "我在KTV，店员用奇怪的眼神看着我，为什么呢？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6630059"}
{"text": "今天某人丢给我一只 Lumia900 让我帮修修。Lumia900 缺少一个很重要的功能：关机充电。也就是说需要开机时才能充电。然后就有了另一个非常 SB 的诺基亚程序员做了这么一件小事：把开机电池自检代码放在了电源适配器自检代码的前面。于是不小心把撸妹 900 放到亏电的用户就愉快的被愚弄了：电池没电 - 关机 - 不能充电 - 电池没电 - 关机......好你个诺基亚，死了还不忘把我当猴耍。对了，这部手机的电池，不 可 拆 卸。不要再扯什么关机充电自动开机了，那是因为你们电池根本没亏电，只要残存电量能启动手机，使手机通过 bootloader 电池自检代码，就能进入电源适配器代码然后往里面充电的！", "question": "你什么时候觉得智商被侮辱了？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这位顾客，那个篮球还没结账吧！？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h60l4xthv3j30ci0elq4f"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦失去耳朵的真相", "question": null, "star": 478, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gih3ocp8ppj60u00xv7en02"}
{"text": "当只有你爱黑蒜时...", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzbyu000o1j60x30mxjzf02"}
{"text": "不小心咬坏同事的透明伞", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QF0CpoNTgCv7icWneZ1LSsJ5Fu9QjwUqJx1gJ4BgxIzicyYNHsN76MErI8R48HtlHibMkWibsGBRicgGQ"}
{"text": "贞子。", "question": "名字只听过一次，脸却记得很清楚的人。", "star": 31, "type": "T2T", "image": "2770419"}
{"text": "压不住的，万乐之王不是随便说的但是，你可以让他不敢吹他一吹，你就哭着喊他名字，他吹，你就喊。超不过三次，他绝对不敢在你面前拿出唢呐。", "question": "室友要学唢呐，请问什么乐器可以镇压他？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我在山手线上转了两圈。快点释放人质。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235839"}
{"text": "怎么就变成了这样呢？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5998981"}
{"text": "必胜客的20分钟送达秘诀。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3335464"}
{"text": "是你小子妨碍我的计划？！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TiaCaR2o0F0QpezNX3LnMw3KdeWQrib40dRoYyiaWgu2gJGciaMcdJO9lic8F3y0olqE1twUyoVbYic2Og"}
{"text": "好像还有数不完的夏天等着我。", "question": "青春里最美好的是什么事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "勇者扫地机器人终于见到了大魔王", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gv02sekkb5j60ci0el0vf02"}
{"text": "刷了一堆新手装备想去打 60 级副本。", "question": "本科生 65 个证书(职业证、荣誉证、奖学金、综合成绩专业第一)为什么抵不过一个 985 的学历？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "全是借别人的书", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QkqHPzjA9J8x5Yic4HpXSOXbgkcibBFIERM5NzIZaiaRTUEQib8qf9gQtMBfQx3VwpdGL7MtsicjI6Dfg"}
{"text": "穿上鞋的瞬间就知道里面被小伙伴放了8个图钉", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ejw1eosndsg28bj20a60acmz8"}
{"text": "虽然我不懂围棋但是我能看出白棋正处于劣势", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QFYxcWoIIUwL1rWCsR06nEgViblSQ6ZET8VqBican3WVwUJiawsLSYUPoRUh98zOjgzOLXrewyLf9JA"}
{"text": "B发现手肘涂了强力胶", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1hab7h8wqimj6140140n5z02"}
{"text": "还不如换成别的东西呢……", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3939303"}
{"text": "还有谁敢逆我！效忠静香大人！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gqjbq9gwwpj30ci0eltd5"}
{"text": "“谁把强力胶涂斧子上的？？”", "question": null, "star": 11, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h9f5k7sryrj60w40nvn1402"}
{"text": "广告时间快结束了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RBx8FyiabEEDRa3nsGndqhW8dDV3s1hpiccag7n87bfpBNbw4VVdp4ia5L0VtkrMCqRkvIXOpjPoZ1A"}
{"text": "好想要一个红色拉杆箱啊", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstasDo6UQXlYksIcpyxrMLTMQMTiagpQa1mu1k0E8BW0XD2ibHw8ibT7CRMQ"}
{"text": "罗斯的假期", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3352343"}
{"text": "起承转合", "question": "把四字成语改成遗憾的感觉。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6856819"}
{"text": "就差一步就能越狱成功了。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "3414680"}
{"text": "测温枪坏了，但还是请您配合体温测定", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TPgOUlJq5iaRFRkHSxyZstaGPTWDAe70R1S7eyGZdO2y8LtWlNT23gqrkdFSdDiaKQFjP2puKRuocA"}
{"text": "127.0.0.1尽管对我 DDoS，上不了网算我输！", "question": "电脑IP地址能否告诉别人?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有绝对的。一定。", "question": "请说自相矛盾的话。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2210490"}
{"text": "别问了，我们玩跷跷板吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rhic3y9lXTLRvSu6HgblKv6dlCxbb9siaHNUywibrRuT2JiaibQDjib2DyyRVhKEUY3WiavOylZTVauHicrA"}
{"text": "刚吃完自助", "question": null, "star": 328, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gvskxxvwmbj611r14sn4s02"}
{"text": "听我口令，预备..射击", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fvub2uu8fjj20yi0yiu06"}
{"text": "哦，是光一吧。", "question": "你明白了。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3515865"}
{"text": "照这个说法那不是只能吃人了吗？", "question": "如何评价北京中医药大学教授称喝牛奶会导致「人的牛化」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "疫情期间的个人生活", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T0IfMStacUzCqhrCAQCwCBhFibjGlTCUroHwPvWCp9ZicwYks8Q5nbmqzaJLFGfw7bwVhFBwBK6XZQ"}
{"text": "这是在问“是错觉吗？”或者是“是感冒了吗？”的日语说法。在中国人的常用表达中，可以译为“是错觉吗？”或“是不是感冒了？”", "question": null, "star": 33, "type": "I2T", "image": "6530745"}
{"text": "不同的国家。", "question": "给国家名字改个有趣的名字。", "star": 14, "type": "T2T", "image": "3625612"}
{"text": "如果我不干这份工作了，我就去当DJ。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "1401560"}
{"text": "软银别闹了，Miss D 店员说的。", "question": "哈哈，你周末过得怎么样啊？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "2497920"}
{"text": "停车场取卡机位置远", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174G8ibeHLn4WWBnuuJYfK4vFeGT0XpMYCW1HtzfPA0pLbUune9YianWwezbQw83j6Zee0VskjXXmnQmQ"}
{"text": "是啊，很烦很二。我跟老婆说，我们把结婚的钱拿出来去欧洲玩半个月不好吗？再过 30 年，谁记得我们婚礼在哪里办的，吃的啥。欧洲深度游这辈子都记得。我老婆被我说服了于是，婚礼也要办，欧洲也得去……", "question": "男生都不太在意自己的婚礼吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "美女与野兽", "question": "在电影或动画的标题上加草，让它看起来不那么有趣。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6379242"}
{"text": "儿子第一次做饭发了Instagram。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "6353552"}
{"text": "我要把你的真实样子公布在网上！", "question": null, "star": 485, "type": "I2T", "image": "1314427"}
{"text": "来龙去脉之后再给你讲！当务之急先帮我踩下油门！", "question": null, "star": 151, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gxjdttln5ej61241eutim02"}
{"text": "球是我的", "question": null, "star": 608, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gj3yb05dowj60ty10m4k502"}
{"text": "你的头发在哪烫的，跟店里木板纹理一样。", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h1g4b6mwrtj60tf0nwtbk02"}
{"text": "招聘广告一实际的职场", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RtXhWqYzKXVVMMuuBtXlLQEUtxaDOccmDD0Lib5ZFgQqgicoJIFXMCOqxwAqiaRdUjYQU9WeichIgFGg"}
{"text": "警察开枪。", "question": "您对这个问题做了全面的调查和研究，结果如何？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7151244"}
{"text": "我瞬间就能把这个撕开！", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "7172582"}
{"text": "小时候的事情自己毫无记忆 听奶奶说的有一天是收油菜籽的时候，她把我放在一个小凳子上。然后一个人来跟我打招呼逗我，问我：你希望你奶奶先死，还是你婆婆先死？我奶奶说，我很有领导架子加沉思后，悠悠地对那个逗我的人说：我希望你先死。场面一度很尴尬，她可能没想到我会这么回答。后来的后来她就无语凝噎了......我奶奶说那个人是出了名的尖酸刻薄的人，而且喜欢挑战别人的底线。", "question": "你说过哪些不合时宜的大实话？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这是他第一次逃跑。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4896999"}
{"text": "救出了被困的小孩", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1gsiolssy94j30ci0elq4a"}
{"text": "总让孩子给大家表演节目，真的伤害很大。我小时候在奶奶和姥姥两边都是老大，经常要负担起给大家表演节目的责任。后来上幼儿园，老师看我在下面对旁边小朋友说笑，就说：“哎哟，你笑挺开心啊，上来给大家表演一下呗！”我一听，表演，都肌肉记忆了。心想，又来活儿了。于是走到全班同学中间，中气十足：“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。”同学们见所未见，一起跟着：“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。”我继续：“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。”同学们跟着：“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。”一唱一和，往复数次，非常整齐。然后我说：“我表演完了。”回了座位乖乖坐好。老师估计也没见识过，这事儿就这么结束了。如果我不回家跟我妈炫耀的话。到最后也不会被骂。", "question": "如何看待春节期间，家长让孩子在客人面前表演才艺这种事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "过完年飞不起来了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1f12hbmjam5j209y09xjse"}
{"text": "它看到了孙悦老师", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gygqvfpq52j60tz13rq9i02"}
{"text": "获得梦寐以求的透视眼镜后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QceWETJahYaLNgBzvNnkEFOz7fHEliaibrmspZmsKGl1EmTicicPpx7DEu7azXOVCBEFapLnVVeHkiaibA"}
{"text": "坐我手上吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q75wuXCUKOeQ5kXoVXj2xHiaMGMXfTKytGXvWVTs8l9fk9GDvhWItAmibZruicjmj6PPmSxXkIjUW6g"}
{"text": "出去洗头，小哥给我洗了 4 遍。", "question": "宅是怎样一种体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "用一点小技巧就取得了最高成就的印度战士。", "question": null, "star": 5, "type": "I2T", "image": "3386888"}
{"text": "刚参加完生日聚会的车", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QKKv0wmdn5fg81vzfKymMjiauicdpxtTqdSdxmwCktHsRF1Gj7t2uxqpHPibkukAYB0Gm2ggvyuibtsQ"}
{"text": "肯定可以，你参加选秀，只要不是眼瞎的经理人，都会毫不犹豫的选你。而由于你在场上的变态发挥，联盟可能会修改规则来限制你，而且是以你的名字命名的规则。这可是很高的荣耀！只有一些历史明宿（比如 巴克利）才能有这样的光荣。而以你名字命名的规则中会提到：禁止防守一方球员把头伸进篮筐，以阻止进攻一方进球。", "question": "如果我身高 3 米，不会打篮球，能进 NBA 吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没有一见钟情的资本，又缺少日久生情的条件", "question": "为什么找男朋友那么难？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "指出北斗神拳", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h174ex7iavj60on0wvq9h02"}
{"text": "我在午餐盒里装了一点这个大小的饭团。", "question": null, "star": 12, "type": "I2T", "image": "6861504"}
{"text": "等待解鸭的鸭缩包", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RlXFzgrbRSaicM2niaJXAx8t0D63xibxffHwUcWicYWfLrBtqF8IWF8Pjb3cP4RyyiaD1EWHUBdxJPF8w"}
{"text": "有谁可以帮我扎两个眼吗？我觉得有些呼吸困难", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Q4L1GebL1ibTt1iaVaHlbg2icqibM8trGCO7gvFFEKBB7l3UDH1GcUIJ2tLv0VicwfCcV9EJt5B1bPHibg"}
{"text": "查找「自由研究」的读法。", "question": "市立第三傻傻小学的暑假作业提交的自由研究主题是...", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6109977"}
{"text": "白得过分的企业", "question": "请问你能告诉我星战里的帝国军的优点吗？", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "2529675"}
{"text": "练习膀下运球有一位队员提前投篮", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9R2lWyjFvlcWgdsZYUY8acBzeGIrbrm2bibKgR7ZHxW0NvfwXcdzVjKZgvFGziayS3m83iaXUSVCC3Zg"}
{"text": "你在读这封信的话，就是说你还活着吧你一定要活着回来，回来记得买牛奶和鸡蛋", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Qs2SbLr3aD7dwZhpuMzCibLhceGnVsabFHaibzicXHjsHicVSIPcKb3HR7IwWaORpraUOKct7dzhENmQ"}
{"text": "有尿意！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7314447"}
{"text": "今年来的校长说话很简短，所以受到家长们的欢迎。", "question": null, "star": 140, "type": "I2T", "image": "4568185"}
{"text": "要关灯的时候忽然发现开关上有蟑螂", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Sc1CytbeShUQybsVPoQ3hJhsOWhnGq3qwPvzWkcuSdvHZ3ibF5PZxLczZ5CWuXDOcHcC8uoADdytg"}
{"text": "只用扫把和计数器。", "question": "孩子做的事，有一定的限度可以被原谅。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6397788"}
{"text": "在只有男生的地方，女生成为公主的概率是50%。", "question": "这个世界上大概有三分之一的人会认同你的规则或偏见，请告诉我。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7351562"}
{"text": "第1回CHARMERA锦标赛冠军", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6511390"}
{"text": "以为是普通狗狗过去后突然响起了BOSS战的BGM", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRly1gwq6vjyq26j30ci0el0wo"}
{"text": "撸猫时间到...主人，", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fwgubop0p1j20yi17zk9q"}
{"text": "泽东半身像", "question": "请将它调整为四分之一的比例，感觉稍微微妙一些。", "star": 18, "type": "T2T", "image": "2069305"}
{"text": "松劲。", "question": "那个叫佐織的女孩其实不太擅长英语。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "6257531"}
{"text": "万花筒？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5ajw1f9modf0ogej20g50e540d"}
{"text": "这是天气预报，请记住要按时进行。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7385161"}
{"text": "你们谁说想劫色的？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9Rm45Wv33ZYGibZFgAM2wxLvPdIpuX5XMGXLyiaLyMURSW08Kkm7CDNIXAJ0dxjx64lOJXBV7Fpq1wg"}
{"text": "室友去商场试了一双鞋，拍下了条码，回家在淘宝找了代购。鞋子寄回家之后，她喜滋滋地让我帮忙看看是不是正品。其实我一点都不懂这个牌子的女鞋，只是觉得这鞋子的味道闻起来不像真皮。于是拿起鞋子仔细端详了一番，对比了一下她在商场拍的鞋标：「假的，无疑。你看商场的鞋标英文和数字都用的等线体，代购这双英文是等线体、数字是非等线体。还有这条线，商场的鞋标上是 hyphen，就是英文的连字线；代购这双假的用的是 N-dash，是减号……」室友照我说的一字不漏转诉给了淘宝卖家，要求他退货，blablabla……卖家很无语：「你室友也是做假鞋的吧……」不，其实我是图书编辑……", "question": "有哪些让人不慎暴露身份的行为？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在《伊藤家的餐桌》中介绍的，其实比望远镜还要看得清楚的秘诀就是这个。", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7375492"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦发现铜锣烧和饭团很相似，意识到可以做出新的脸孔，就像是刚出炉一样可以吃。", "question": "当安妮和哆啦A梦进行梦幻合作时，常见的事情。", "star": 6, "type": "T2T", "image": "2843115"}
{"text": "看看看~ 我一直都是睁着眼睛的哦w", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "3587580"}
{"text": "电池没电了？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gczevz3hucj21631ekgra"}
{"text": "男生的健身，有时候约等于女生的美甲，水平高的时候吸引的全是同性的赞美。", "question": "为什么现在的肌肉男不被女孩子喜欢？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你戴那个口罩能保护自己吗？", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "5018651"}
{"text": "有一次一个女同学周末来我学校玩，她让我定一个宾馆，说大床或者标间随便。那天我一个人走了 3 万多步，走遍了我们学校所在的区，终于在找了三十多家只有标间的宾馆之后找到了有大床空闲的宾馆。加上回去走的 1 万多步，那天走了有将近 5 万步。让我一个日均不到 5k 步的小胖子意识到了自己无限的潜能，并且改变了我之后的人生历程。", "question": "你是真的相信人的潜能是无限的，还是认为这只是鸡汤？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "男子汉，痛苦只是一瞬间的。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "1842990"}
{"text": "鸭子在吃生垃圾，哈哈。", "question": null, "star": 23, "type": "I2T", "image": "5327886"}
{"text": "咦，我关没关电暖炉来着", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1gads7sowjmj210u145tef"}
{"text": "假装下跪求饶却开始突然袭击", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RfFvIK4iaTBX4jr0OU0CtwJs8ibAwzWia3R5gzf83tBAzOZeO0SyOaeQfia9XctJyFx9bws7pFlnVk4A"}
{"text": "绝育、纟绝育-卧槽？！！", "question": null, "star": 173, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h8jr5gawkqj60u014043702"}
{"text": "Even with 1,000 people on board, Inaba is still no problem!", "question": "将一个著名的词语增加一个零，使它变得更有趣。", "star": 7, "type": "T2T", "image": "5358669"}
{"text": "做完最不想做的事情。 开始做最想做的事情。", "question": "人在什么时候最舒服？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "青岛，我们突袭了！", "question": null, "star": 3679, "type": "I2T", "image": "1317201"}
{"text": "尝试点到弹窗广告上的X", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHLLkoKO2l9OprPHzoWVNSBLUhWmWp8xcFMztibDms81BeIXVoDOt1ghw"}
{"text": "洗干净自己的内心。", "question": "把大人气的电视节目加上三个字变成废案。", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "5376235"}
{"text": "歌手：烟瘾犯了借个火", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QS9UMv78LDOSiadsnOmQlRKyGO8wnO7NZbicictPSw3lK1mIwfFJVKuwQASCSGG7icyJ8wH4XnTnfsnQ"}
{"text": "曾经在街上见过一个遛着獒犬的妹子，妹子体型娇小。刚开始画风很正常，只是两者体型对比强烈被不少人注意，包括我。突然那只犬好像接收到前方巨大的吸引，开始狂奔。妹子跟着犬，尖叫着飞走了。留下了凌乱的路人。一个老奶奶感慨：啧啧啧，这哪是遛狗，这是遛人呢。", "question": "小个子女生能养大型犬吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "儿子，我要和你分别了。", "question": "请问如果误入了女浴池应该怎么办？", "star": 9, "type": "T2T", "image": "6855021"}
{"text": "是的花瓶是我打碎的·纸门也是我捅破的.", "question": null, "star": 716, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gtvg0z507vj610517yjyn02"}
{"text": "题主你……邀请我……是……因为……我叫……小……短……的……缘故……吗……", "question": "性能力差的男生怎样面对婚姻？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "小心，我既是0也是1哦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QbnYySFaWVNZmkBl68Eux4ib9Cn7iaxblg04nwa56X1HK8BE6BWUwow8ib38H6icXZYr99WEicbiaWS8Xg"}
{"text": "你得问我妈。", "question": "家里有一只特别蠢的宠物是一种怎样的体验？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "请听题：根据苯环的碳碳键键能能否否定定论一或定论二？", "question": "滥用叠词为什么让人恶心?", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "你有在听吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuCvuaM1jyEVreWibk2cgU8AZKoGEnVOicMNlnuLxaGt26CvHQdjv02wxxzIYicMajdk9VnLNkshLVGIQ"}
{"text": "神仙们的闲暇游戏，而非大吵大闹。", "question": "神和佛为什么吵架了？", "star": 4, "type": "T2T", "image": "3462517"}
{"text": "你怎么了？", "question": "请问您有什么困难或烦恼吗？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7388003"}
{"text": "神的钓鱼", "question": null, "star": 13, "type": "I2T", "image": "1270521"}
{"text": "靠每天的大号堆积保持不被海水吞没", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TicdiaXUZM0S5ialXh4YqweOHP6ibvzgO4X2KOSozuW8qk70wGQo379tO8zHPTYvsYpQJUrIW4q7IbsQ"}
{"text": "珍珠港被袭击了。", "question": "把那个表演弄得更精彩些。", "star": 68, "type": "T2T", "image": "6858277"}
{"text": "猫:他们两个没发现轮胎前面有块砖头", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gpux8isdrnj60k60waq7u02"}
{"text": "购买前和购买后", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "7235620"}
{"text": "就算坐一百个人也不行吗？", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "5380934"}
{"text": "努力克制不让自己在追悼会上笑出声", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QicoW7srsrHcVx7ESdCibGgwv3g5FXdHpU1WJvibiaXEfDZTTlB1c9nwIxAZkibZ7uaicALJEibvKH7g7Wg"}
{"text": "每次遇到这种问题我都特别好奇，到底有什么旅游是必须一男一女单独出去并且非要住在一起的？", "question": "和男性朋友出门旅行，同住一房间，如何不尴尬地避免发生性关系？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "古人想象中的地球。", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4853699"}
{"text": "她已经连续十年在没有得意的料理可做的情况下继续做着琴琴煮。", "question": "请写一篇包含乐器名称的文章，让我感到有点悲伤。", "star": 10, "type": "T2T", "image": "5337871"}
{"text": "即将纹身的北极熊：“你说什么？熊猫只吃竹子？！”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuD6sSs02rBLxwwah5ck6wMV0UFZkkMyfic15ia2jpH7YTLooXBRyZM69vccpCWQjBJGsjlibFJz2nicHA"}
{"text": "我眼睛小，好吧！非常小！我去过北京最权威的整容医院，权威到可以用医保卡！特意挂了专家号！大夫在我脸上摸了摸，用尺子量量眼睛，量量眼眶，摁摁眼眶。在病例上写了半天，画了两个图，又看了一会儿。点点头说：「你这个，做了意义也不大！」然后合上病例递给我说：「回去吧！出去帮我叫一下 23 号！」", "question": "你听过最伤害你的一句话是什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抱歉，看题目的时候断句没断好，一不小心点进来了…", "question": "如何在农村建造个性别墅？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "的确，要忽悠读书多的女生是比较困难", "question": "读书越多的女孩子越难相处吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "抄袭大国", "question": "韩国的那些事儿。", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "6540734"}
{"text": "要存档吗？》是否", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RdeQ62SG9OricBMNjYRvuxCG8WeJqxJT6WjMKvF1NoSmEj4Z89E8T8CzoIEaZKk6TOBQjy0RaX29g"}
{"text": "退下！俺自己上！", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h1jjdzqt48j30ci0elgni"}
{"text": "它把你放入这社会中某一个阶层，然后看你沉沦还是逆袭。", "question": "第一份工作的薪水有多重要？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "把高德地图关了也还是走到了死胡同", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TKEXXf8oMAz9MfsHR1gqLK8vgjPBia3Yk9zjxGwJSnAe1zcZcsjMiablvqU5ymBYUnBj0uqCqXpZibw"}
{"text": "我超想打突出的屁股，或者说被摸一下也好，好想要啊～❤️‪‪‪！", "question": null, "star": 15, "type": "I2T", "image": "7352486"}
{"text": "虽然这两个人我都不喜欢，但我仍旧认为，在不了解他们生活环境的情况下，对两人私人恋情的妄加评论是一件不礼貌的事情。", "question": "如何看待汪峰和章子怡的恋情？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "死亡游戏十天后", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "mntOVicn174HyIcYYfVrUr8emlFcPODwX49u4EV7jKG7LK6UlhPEDaicE0hmN2gR66XQ8g0T6Jw5nzGDDS6ibicsxw"}
{"text": "十二生肖就剩最后一个名额了", "question": null, "star": 191, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghqbz2ls46j20s90x3h0r"}
{"text": "我都说我没洗头了非叫我出来", "question": null, "star": 591, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h52xbg5j15j60wv0j044n02"}
{"text": "哆啦A梦不是说并底很凉快的吗", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBjOnsOGEzJInEkQ2AmCH7X2jOrwiacls2uDGWRnfXAfjBVKTWkIVXUS7kC9Q4YnqhhBE7iaV5xrulg"}
{"text": "为什么我的裤衩在那家伙的鼻子上", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gz8nr66tsej60sj0wxn4c02"}
{"text": "人生不是赛跑啊，人生就像足球比赛，可能你整场也进不了一个球，但周围的人不断给你加油，打气，喝彩，你就玩了命地满场跑，这就是意义，人生就是听人喝彩满场跑。当然，能进俩球最好。", "question": "普通人发现太多东西已经输在起跑线上，失去奋斗的动力怎么办？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "强力胶……", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "我心里的大疙瘩。", "question": "标题的一部分换成萝卜，把它搞砸了。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1871710"}
{"text": "等会，我送她的隐形眼镜还没摘呢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RQX9VomBkqKjZZetvuEoXLwuC4cNiaTibq5LK0t32WI0ze5TzCPicic1XfIqb1dibJcRDewfjKPmezkkw"}
{"text": "哎哎哎哦！怎么没人说话啊！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4830235"}
{"text": "捡回一只小奶猫后在夹层发现了这两个家伙", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1grmo0018eoj30ci0el7bb"}
{"text": "喜欢并非为了他人。", "question": "把谚语改成现代风格。", "star": 17, "type": "T2T", "image": "1485033"}
{"text": "没收到礼物的小朋友不要着急，圣诞老人们还在集中隔离", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9T8Wiak3gSM4Zicwq437EdxGt7asLQmliaKRoSGpmtTztf5ptjITu2ekmsyoxtg6kwxlZ4BgBRiapuFjw"}
{"text": "你干了什么？善逸？", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5075706"}
{"text": "车主在不在附近", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "IT2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdmQbfjBKgDqf2TCUWzYSC3uGnSIDKf0xBOkDYU7FJxiaWkrjH01Ndw8g"}
{"text": "在闭园期间拍摄了公园内部的精彩照片！", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6290884"}
{"text": "小心！你的头上有小人！", "question": null, "star": 1, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzz43ownhvj60wu0nvdm302"}
{"text": "老师赠评语：I understand the temptation to use the royal ‘we’ but if you wrote the problem set yourself you should use 'I'并附 emoji 笑脸一张。", "question": "为什么学术中老是用「我们」来做观点的主语？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "哎呀！睡过头了！今天可是我的葬礼呢！", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "6286860"}
{"text": "我的坐骑父亲", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzvgkrmqv2j60nn0vin1402"}
{"text": "越南公司的企业氛围", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9RAyjF2OicDzBqCRmBBYoWOHEaPoXqNfqKg5ux7X0eVOEetOLd9iahpRpicjgjMzxMHS1WoUNre2VgnA"}
{"text": "摩擦摩擦，在光滑的盘面上摩擦。", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "6de25f5aly1fnrughiltoj20g90e7tht"}
{"text": "实锤了，小浣熊干脆面凑齐100张李逵可以召唤实体", "question": null, "star": 102, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYly1gkz27pivuqj60wy0witk402"}
{"text": "根据决赛场景制作的冠亚军奖杯", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1ghyououaa9j20x30x2e5p"}
{"text": "诸葛亮操纵黄巾起义让汉室衰微，曹操把持朝政诸葛亮操纵曹操屠了徐州，把幼年的自己逼得流离失所，隐居南阳诸葛亮操纵徐庶救了刘备，并在离开前让他去爱荆州的人，“这样才能拯救卧龙凤雏”诸葛亮用兵仙之力变出百万雄兵，踏平中原，屠得只剩辽东还有人“我这样，都是为了让你成为大汉的英雄啊”诸葛亮和刘备深情拥吻，天上的韩信不禁笑了出来兵仙之力解除，刘备和曹操把酒言欢", "question": "如何向没看过《进击的巨人》的观众解释它的烂尾？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "没想到击杀静香之后能爆出这么多铜锣烧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3Boic8Xg8aSFXOk4Ot4dxwI340ScxiaWLrusXjpVeWe5Y0yC6BFs2bl9D4w"}
{"text": "春晚彩排恨不得彩排八百遍，你就不是托跟着演三遍也成托了。", "question": "董卿是刘谦的托吗？为什么？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "下次睡不着记得再找我们呦", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g6r8wz0cfmj20mb0mb775"}
{"text": "往一只眼睛里塞东西，另一只眼睛就会被挤出来。", "question": null, "star": 7, "type": "I2T", "image": "6832868"}
{"text": "监控抓拍到了连续三天偷按火警报警器的人", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SRkTAfdOKIFAl5icBW5YiaWp0AUZOORJtzNHroE5uiaNBj383F69vzaWqzFtHUuHkeUenddZRgxCkMg"}
{"text": "哎，像我这样的猛男，一个人在泰坦尼克号上还有富余的空间呢。", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "2972767"}
{"text": "给我姐的宝贝买过磨牙棒饼干...最后我姐让我自己拿回家啃...然后我放在了包包里，想着减肥的时候万一低血糖发作可以救命，结果贼特么硬！！饿的两眼发花的我还要慢慢用口水泡软它...呕.....", "question": "有哪些是你给孩子买过的最鸡肋的东西，最后甚至直接闲置？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "穆斯卡发现指向拉普达的光时，在另一个地方奇迹发生了。", "question": null, "star": 24, "type": "I2T", "image": "3144916"}
{"text": "日本的轻小说啊。里面几乎所有的特别出众的女角，不管是萝莉型、御姐型、傲娇型、阳光型……全都会喜欢相貌普通、能力普通、个性普通、而且还优柔寡断对每个女角都不主动也不拒绝的男主……", "question": "男作家有哪些对女性的描写让你想大呼「你是对女人有什么误解啊」？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "有一天，我给女儿炸薯条，并且许诺女儿，炸好薯条让她第一个先吃。然而，炸好之后，我先偷偷尝了一个！", "question": "可以分享一个最见不得人的秘密吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "大四找工作的时候，一妹子加我，后来聊得不错就去她学校玩了。当天走路总感觉裤子不对劲，去厕所，掏出一条秋裤来。", "question": "你最尴尬的约会是怎样的？如何补救的？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "热血漫男主角", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1h62qxyrjvkj60q30vpgp302"}
{"text": "和女网友约见面，出现的却是室友", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SzauDQL34goV4rcomg9kfBFWpH8zJUARpGUfCEvwOpbNjIzQUo8KpznfSl8icpaXxNLALNM2VXshQ"}
{"text": "错过了Suica的触碰，无法返回入口的罪人。", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "6491364"}
{"text": "对于健身的新手来说，这是个上清华还是上北大的问题。", "question": "如何健身能够避免看起来笨重而是像模特一样有清晰的轮廓？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "在电车上经过的瞬间，有人向我鞠躬致意。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6566795"}
{"text": "暂停一下，我现在想买对方赢", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TZC9ZUQV7udMicyykibpib3BoVFEibut9cDCC67bLmiabFibaS54SPT9icYotmHTAnePwVntEVz58asN0AA"}
{"text": "恋爱运上升。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "6430058"}
{"text": "不是JK，是L码以上的意思吗！", "question": null, "star": 289, "type": "I2T", "image": "6812210"}
{"text": "快来看，这有一条虫子", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SSPH7Of5eDhKVaszO28px1sz7JGHre2Cq3TH0EtUh1ILBZqjkuZTDnvXPuzybEybEfDQTt52zd5w"}
{"text": "这么说吧，有一次我去一快消品公司面试，进去的瞬间感觉泰山压顶，狭小的空间，六个面试官，刚开始的时候比较正式，各种提问，可是到最后，为首的面试官这样说道：兄弟，我们看你人不错，实话告诉你吧，我们几个已经打算辞职跳槽到另一公司，你自己考虑一下，愿不愿意和我们一起走。", "question": "面试的时候有哪些有趣的事？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我给您送上新春祝福，祝您虎年大吉，财源广进，阖家团圆！备注：1、「我」指的是自然人王 XX，身份证号 XXXX，家庭住址 XXXX。2、此祝福是以个人身份送上的，不代表任何组织、机构的立场。3、「新春」指中国农历（Chinese lunar calendar）所确立的时间范围，并不特指某一节日。如果您基于自身宗教信仰、文化认同和生活习惯并无庆祝中国农历新年的习惯，请勿将其理解为干涉个人自由。4、「祝福」是一种基于传统文化观念的美好希望，不代表承诺某一种结果将会发生或不会发生。5、如果在您的传统文化中不存在「虎年」（例如，哈萨克族的十二生肖为鼠、牛、猎豹、兔、蜗牛、蛇、马、绵羊、猴、鸡、狗、野猪），可以联系笔者进行替换。6、「大吉」不代表对任何有价证券价格或者资产价格的预测，不构成投资建议。7、「财源广进」是一种美好的祝愿，不代表笔者承诺给付任何额度的财物。8、「家」并不局限于户口本中的家庭成员范围，也包括与直系、旁系亲属组成的家庭或者独居的情况。您可以根据自己的价值认同对其作出定义。9、「团圆」必须以遵守防疫政策为前提，笔者并不支持为了团圆而违反防疫政策、破坏社会秩序，也无意教唆、帮助或者放任违反防疫政策的行为发生，特此声明。", "question": "如何用各学科专业知识拜年？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "谁涂的指甲油？", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "4605285"}
{"text": "没问题的啦~我老公现在在找我掉在海里的戒指暂时不会回来~", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SicBG4l6Xm4aPQTXvuliatQdkOZE5DC0f68FsQYTA9nwdJJsd0lS5uME8p0Kzl6V3JK0LINBOkldZw"}
{"text": "我也已经有三个宝宝了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h3tyvub37xj30ci0el0xr"}
{"text": "一列火车上的一对夫妻", "question": null, "star": 9, "type": "I2T", "image": "5753037"}
{"text": "头上的香蕉还有一天就可以吃了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5egw1eff64q1lvfj209a0ab0tz"}
{"text": "简单来说就是嘴太笨了~", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "6462996"}
{"text": "老王呼吸困难，被拉到医院做检查，医生对他做了 CT 和新冠核酸检测CT 提示肺部大面积磨玻璃影，核酸检测新冠病毒高度阳性老王觉得自己活着再也没有意义，生不带来，死不带去，莫名其妙染上新冠病毒，医院也没卵用，简直死得随机，活着真没意思老王最终死了，他一些家人认为问题出在 CT 看得太清楚，另一些家人认为 CT 对肺部造成了破坏，还有另几个家人要求医院赔偿", "question": "现在网络上的解构主义，是否已经形成了一种不好的现象？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "这个球员还有三条命", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9TbQxub696t9aiab22icIkcyicTaLN1xjE8495aNMo0NW7Ep0ZULYnicacoBrbTsGoEqs6rxUzzJ7634w"}
{"text": "感觉体内的拉伸力量渐渐积聚起来了。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "3335630"}
{"text": "飞机上会变傻。", "question": "如果飞机从这个世界消失会怎样？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7301335"}
{"text": "孙悟空对任何人都很温柔呢。", "question": "如果制作以龙珠角色为主题的纸牌游戏，可能的牌面读音是什么？", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6867205"}
{"text": "把手给我挪开脸上再吃我一拳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "007aPnLRgy1h2szn3euwpj30ci0eltc7"}
{"text": "所以你上周就说过了！", "question": null, "star": 16, "type": "I2T", "image": "5645213"}
{"text": "秦始皇呆了 30 天回去，当即下令把赵高拖出去斩了，招回扶苏，修改秦律：征伐戍卒，迟到几天也是可以的。刘邦呆了 30 天回去，臣子上书：陛下该出发去远征匈奴了。刘邦：老子不去！刘彻呆了 30 天回去，下令御医贴身跟着霍去病，不许他喝生水。并且递给霍去病一份世界地图，去吧！王莽呆了 30 天回去，臣子劝进，陛下何不登基继承大统。王莽：首先，你要叫我同志。刘协呆了 30 天回去，屏退左右后，悄悄从怀里掏出了一本三国演义。却没想到袁术也掏出一本，孙权也给他爸爸一本，刘备也掏出一本。。。。。曹操私下哈哈哈大笑：你们这帮憨逼，而后命令手下摸金校尉遍寻长安以西名山大川，看哪座山下压着一只猴子。司马衷呆了 30 天回去，把臣子们叫来说：上次寡人说错了，可百姓为何不吃蒸羊羔，蒸熊掌，蒸鹿尾儿、烧花鸭、烧雏鸡。。。。李世民呆了 30 天回去，闷闷不乐：我竟然只排第三，好气哦。哦，御弟来了啊，皇兄想求你一事，你看你能不能让我咬一口。武则天呆了 30 天回去，悄悄对狄仁杰说：听说爱卿手下有一元芳乃神人也，飞檐走壁，刀枪不入，可否叫来一观啊。狄仁杰无奈摊手：陛下，您不要老把演员和角色混为一谈啊！赵匡胤呆了 30 天回去，叫来赵光义：我愚蠢的欧豆豆啊，我怀疑你全家都是弱智！你也配姓赵？赵佶呆了 30 天回去，光速退位让儿子登基，喊上高俅：爱卿，寡人最近学到一种新型蹴鞠游戏，你快与寡人组建队伍，爷的青春回来了！朱棣呆了 30 天回去，把郑和叫来：你赶快把船上带的珍奇异宝卸下来，我们现在讨论一下去美洲，和殖民问题。朱由校呆了 30 天回去，整日在宫内沉迷木匠活儿，做些新奇之物。太监问其所做何物，帝曰：刚大木朱由检呆了 30 天回去，得意一笑，“我大明天下无敌啊”，毕竟他已经精通了 p 社游戏。雍正呆了 30 天回去，只见雍正终日照镜子梳妆打扮，心想：没想到朕在后世竟能迷倒万千少女，现在朕要注意保养，改走偶像派。等晴川、若曦、怜儿、环环。。。。乾隆呆了 30 天回去，自己在寝宫里郁闷了很久很久：朕写了 4 万多首诗，竟然一首没上语文课本。统一回复：1.始皇这个，许多网友指出睡虎秦简这个，这个我是知道，只不过这里选陈涉世家的说法，照顾更多人知道的梗。搞笑回答而已，不必较真。2.刘邦这个，白登之围的梗，其实一开始想写刘邦与戚夫人，吕后的情感纠葛的。可惜啊，我没谈过恋爱，不懂。3.刘彻这个是受网文汉乡启发，霍去病有多耀眼，就有多遗憾。4.王莽总被说穿越者就是因为他的举措很现代，所以来到现代后武装了思想。5.三国演义梗源于知乎之前一个话题“如果给三国人物一本三国演义”，我这里用三国演义不用三国志，就是为了体现刘协拿错了还窃喜，而曹老板笑了别人，其实自己也拿西游记当真了。（唐朝往前 500 年是王莽时期，猴子被压。）6.司马衷，不多说了，何不食肉糜，何不吃蛋糕，想喝蜂蜜水三巨头之一。7.李世民梗是，主席的诗词，秦皇汉武唐宗宋祖，派第三，但是李世民对秦皇汉武的评价并不好，所以对于自己第三生气。然后唐僧梗是来源于，唐僧妈把婴儿唐僧放入江流时，咬了一口做记号，所以唐僧他妈按理说已经长生不老了。8.武则天是演员梗，元芳和燕双鹰是同一个演员，所以被狄阁老吐槽。9.赵大是斧声烛影，弟弟杀哥哥的火影梗。后面骂弟弟，也是因为北宋后面都是赵二一脉，那鸟样丢人啊，但后面南宋其实又变成赵大后人了，但也拿鸟样。所以“你全家都是弱智”10.宋徽宗太气人，自己也不争气，所以让他早点退位吧。“你挂机吧，我们能赢”11.郑和最远到了北非，技术不是问题。所以如果朱老四能了解近代史，学习那一套，大萌早就进入大航海时代了。（也是很多人的遗憾）12.木匠皇帝，做木匠活和现在宅男做模型，差不多。13.崇祯本来相用不要公务员裁员梗的，和始皇重复，故弃。所以原本有个元顺帝的废案：元顺帝看了小黄人就来气，呆了 30 天回去，下令不许种香蕉。14.雍正不多说，雍正很忙，在各种穿越剧里和人谈恋爱。（好好的工作狂，唉）15.乾隆多谢网友指正，已改为 4 万多首16.其实像大萌有趣的皇帝蛮多的，不过不想明朝比例太多就没写。比如：朱厚照呆了 30 天回去，召集群臣，当庭大骂：你们这些文人就会乱写造谣！fake news！总结来说，就是搞笑之作，博君一笑，也不用较真。", "question": "从古代抓个皇帝到现在的中国待30天后再放回去会怎样？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "我觉得后果可能是灾难性的：目前地球上 85%以上的人类会死，我们必须做出一些改变才能避免这样。", "question": "未来八十年，地球会发生什么变化？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "打  耳  洞", "question": "有生物在发育过程中会改变自身的拓扑结构吗？", "star": null, "type": "T2T", "image": null}
{"text": "“我想到怎么给那个图配吐槽语了”", "question": null, "star": 6, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1he8ebg96dxj60na0x7gn002"}
{"text": "在这个题目中我无法幽默应对，对不起。", "question": "我会原谅你，所以快点忏悔吧。", "star": 1, "type": "T2T", "image": "1279874"}
{"text": "鸡飞狗跳", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QuaPFmPExf64HE0Hf1EZuk57nABzvBgDFxldNTrib12E7JVsucYKNxqf2A4sbRJOEB6awZAcMk3icQ"}
{"text": "减肥努力的话，饭钱就能省下来了。然后，把剩下的钱用来吃豪华的料理吧！", "question": "请支持我减肥。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "6642505"}
{"text": "最近邻居家的电器店海报很旧。", "question": null, "star": 4, "type": "I2T", "image": "5776386"}
{"text": "离婚吧。", "question": "请念出驱除古老传说中的恶鬼新娘的咒语。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "7350367"}
{"text": "平时是白天练习，但只有在考试期间前，社团活动才会休息，可以去玩。", "question": "午休日常。", "star": 2, "type": "T2T", "image": "1964251"}
{"text": "强力胶受害者", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gwmuz7dqqcj60oq0wv0xz02"}
{"text": "好可爱啊！", "question": null, "star": 2, "type": "I2T", "image": "4600759"}
{"text": "今天还玩人兽囚禁电击的游戏对吧", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SBFicn8ibDkxMiayUkaM33luyQg6RNx1jmics6bYjFADGuae3eYqUKCkotFic23CZEbz1opbrhTSnrDTQ"}
{"text": "醒来后发现时光机时间调早了", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9QBtep8JlENB1lYicUeHrricNJKGiaOYlibhwbKHDZSGPMGtUl8crcgHpAwF9ykutJLKgiakCfsJgDmMbA"}
{"text": "婚外情被发现了，怎么办？", "question": "请问有没有什么像是妻子会查的关键词？", "star": 5, "type": "T2T", "image": "7216004"}
{"text": "“老婆呢”", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "004atEXYgy1gzd6qcppvmj60oy0xcwkg02"}
{"text": "这件有大号的么？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "dUmCf7trBuBsNRZtEDIYMKPicWDuQUblSaCtgySatWG6fDwjJB9RgDJ3SIFeZElUJFWYJ8Hq7tDavY3oKsw1JZQ"}
{"text": "喂？那个……你在我身后吗？", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "e3a6dd5ely1g395gcvv1yj20m50pjdi7"}
{"text": "将军的汗水我们可碰不得！大家都要戴好头盔，别让将军的猪蹄子水溅到头上。", "question": null, "star": 3, "type": "I2T", "image": "4450435"}
{"text": "体重不达标，改判死缓", "question": null, "star": null, "type": "I2T", "image": "MjxjVcrFf9SbeJDFebUcxv7GAbJu9ADchPDM4bdawc2ezxjZVuFYccIlIp4rKaxwGE9T7jfyn21YsUlScLHia4g"}
{"text": "兔子跑得快，可是在半路上睡着了，乌龟就赢了。", "question": "我不喜欢这样的兔子和乌龟。", "star": 3, "type": "T2T", "image": "3803396"}