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watch dog ward
Would a watch dog ward off a warthog? If a warthog wanted, wouldn't the warthog hear the watch which the watchdog wore?
ken ken
Ken can ken that Ken's kin can ken Ken's kin's ken.
carolina herrera resides
Carolina Herrera resides in the rural area with her running horses.
fast freezing freezer feels frozen
The freezing freezer froze fast. The fast freezing freezer feels frozen. The frozen freezer finally defrosted.
tahiti help
Heather was hoping to hop to Tahiti to hack a hibiscus to hand on her hat. Now Heather has hundreds of hats on her hat rack, so how can a hop to Tahiti help that?
kenny
Kenny the canner can't can a can of corn, can he?
see
I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I'll see you at the gate, so don't be late.
shop stock short socks
Does this shop stock short socks with spots?
thorn stuck
I have a sore thumb. A thorn stuck my thumb and made my thumb sore.
short thin single cedar shingle thinner
Should Shawn shave a short thin single cedar shingle thin or shave a short thin single cedar shingle thinner?
raw wheat
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw eggs.
stops
If she stops at the shop where I stop, and if she shops at the shop where I shop, then I shan't stop to shop at the shop where she stops to shop.
rooding roofers felt rufus
A reckless rough roofer, Ralph Rufus was a ruthless fool wreck of a doofus. When Rufus roofed on a roof, no roof was Ralph-proof. Rooding roofers felt Rufus a goofus.
spittle
Drivel, dribble, quibble, spittle. Drivel, dribble, quibble, spittle. Drivel, dribble, quibble, spittle.
dimpled dina danced
Dimpled Dina danced in a dainty dimity down the dunes.
fish shop welcoming
She stood at the threshold of Mrs. Smith's fish shop welcoming him in.
crickled crabs crazy craycroft caught
Crazy Craycroft caught a crate of crickled crabs. Did Crazy Craycroft catch a crate of crickled crabs? If Crazy Craycroft caught a crate of crickled crabs, where's the crate of crickled crabs Crazy Craycroft caught?
rightly regally royal regalia
The Regent was rightfully regally royal in his rightly regally royal regalia!
plucking pheasants
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son but I'll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker's gone.
fate flips fat frogs flat
The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.
pickled peppers peter piper picked
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
tinted toilet tissue
Send ten tons of pink-tinted toilet tissue to Tom Timms.
blue birdbaths
Bluebirds in the blue birdbaths.
tame crane feed
My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame. Pray, gentle Jane, let my dame's tame crane Feed and come home again.
swiss witch wished
Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?
double bubble gum bubbles double
Whenever you come to a bit of trouble, remember that Double Bubble gum bubbles double.
mutter matter
You musn't mutter matter, you must utter it.
lucy lingered looking longingly
Lucy lingered looking longingly for her lost lapdog.
cough
It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
shy sam smith thought sarah short
Shy Sam Smith thought Sarah Short so sweet.
better betty botter bought
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. So 't was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
fifth filthy outlaw
Find the fifth filthy outlaw!
sixteen times
Say this sharply, say this sweetly, say this shortly, say this softly, say this sixteen times in succession.
addie asked
Addie asked for apples.
ned fed fred bread
Fred fed Ned bread; Ned fed Fred bread.
hearted harold hit henry hard
Hard-hearted Harold hit Henry hard with a hickory-handled iron hammer. Henry howled horribly and hurriedly hobbled home.
wrestlers wearing lycra
Wrestlers wearing lycra are really weird.
gobble green grape cakes
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate, the greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes, they're great!
surely shall see
We surely shall see the sun shine soon
east fife four
East Fife Four, Forfar Five
otter eats easy
Ed the Otter eats easy-ver omelets. Oscar Otter only eats oats.
well swum swan
Swan swam over the sea. Swim, swan, swim! Swan swam back again. Well swum swan!
see esther
A jester from Leicester went to see Esther, but as Esther was taking her siesta, the jester from Leicester didn't see Esther.
sun shimmers smartly
I see the sea is shining and the sun shimmers smartly.
mister ," said thomas
"This is my sister's zither, mister," said Thomas to Dr. Fell. But it was Thomas's twin sisters' zither, and both of them played it well.
poor pauper paused
A poor pauper paused on purpose to pawn a porpoise.
burping beppo bottles bad beer
Burping Beppo bottles bad beer, flat and foully flavoured, I fear.
washing
Rush the washing, Russel!
twice times two
Thrice times three, twice times two.
christopher twistle twisted
While trying to whistle, Christopher Twistle twisted his tongue.
shall sell seashells shall seashells
If neither he sells seashells, nor she sells seashells, who shall sell seashells Shall seashells be sold?
tête à tête ate
I know a boy named Tate who dined with his girl at eight eight. I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight or what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.
grey goose goes last
Granny's grey goose goes last.
wes went west
One reason why Wes went West was to work as a wrestler.
elephant
An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
pier glass
A bearded peer on the pier appeared to peer in the pier glass.
black bugs bleed black blood
If blue bugs bleed blue blood, and black bugs bleed black blood, do blue-black bugs bleed blue-black blood?
shall one day vindicate
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [carves V into poster on wall]V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.[giggles]V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
floundering freya felt
Floundering Freya felt the burn.
cora cut
Clara clapped when Cora cut the coconut.
nick knits nixon
Nick knits Nixon's knickers.
warm side fur side inside
He killed the noble Mudjokovis, with the skin he made him mittens. Made them with the fur side inside. Made them with the skin side outside. He, to get the warm side inside, put the inside skin side outside. He, to get the cold side outside, put the warm side fur side inside. That's why he put the fur side inside, why he put the skin side outside. Why he turned them inside outside.
miss without kiss
Though a kiss be amiss, she who misses the kisses, as Miss without kiss, may miss being Mrs.
skis scare
Their skis scare these.
keeps care
A copper key, cut properly, keeps care of costly property!
little lambs eat ivy
Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't ewe?
watching window washers wash washington
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
wire barbell
Barbara's barbed-wire barbell.
fresh fried flesh
Fresh fried flesh of fowl.
pleasant peasant present
Is there a pleasant peasant present?
wrist watch
Switch watch, wrist watch.
pale pink proud peacock pompously preened
A pale pink proud peacock pompously preened its pretty plumage.
eddie edited
Eddie edited it.
thoughtful ploughman strode
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
breath tests test
Do breath tests test the breath? Yes, that's the best of a breath test. So the best breath stands the breath test best!
saucy soft short shirts
Sister Susie's sewing shirts for soldiers. Such saucy soft short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews. Some soldiers send epistles say they'd sooner sleep on thistles, than those saucy soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Susie sews.
quite different
Well, the Glotz, you will notice, has lots of black spots. The Klotz is quite different with lots of black dots. But the big problem is that the spots on a Glotz are about the same size as the dots on a Klotz. So you first have to spot who the one with the dots is. Then it's easy to tell who the Klotz or the Glotz is.
yukon two toucans canoe
In the Yukon two toucans canoe to two toucans the two toucans coo, "We'll canoe in the Yukon, with two such cute toucans. Who'll canoe with two toucans! Can you?"
snow slight
Snow slight: no snipe.
charlie chaplin chewed
Charlie Chaplin chewed a cake. Could the cake that Charlie chewed be the cake that Charlie chose? If the crows that Charlie caught were the crows that chose the cake then the cake was chewed by crows. But if the crows that chose the cake chewed the cake that Charlie chose, could the crows that chewed the cake be the crows that Charlie chose?
izzy oddly says
He's Izzy, isn't he, Ozzy? Izzy oddly says he is. No, I'm Ozzy, Ozzy Iddley, the name of Izzy Oddley's his. Izzy's Ozzy and vice versa, and to make the matter worse-a, 'tis the answer in an Izzy Oddley-Ozzy Iddley quiz.
fighters frightened fans fighting
The fighters frightened fans fighting a frighteningly fearsome fight.
flat flying fish fly faster
Flat flying fish fly faster than flat flying fleas.
min
Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, ...
ike ships ice chips
Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.
spell chicago
Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago.
mark met bob
Mak met Mike; Mike met Mak. Mike and Mak met Matt. Mike, Mak and Matt met Mark. Mike, Mak, Matt and Mark met Bob.
sammy sat
Sammy sat on a sandy shore and is sure her shorts are sandy.
mangled monkey matthew mendlegs missed
Matthew Mendlegs missed a mangled Monkey. Did Matthew Mendlegs miss a mangled Monkey? If Matthew Mendlegs missed a mangled Monkey, where's the mangled Monkey Matthew Mendlegs missed?
right hook
Right hook, left hook, uppercut, left jab.
zebras zig
Zebras zig and zebras zag.
groovy gravy
Groovy gravy, baby!
coffins often carry
Coffins often carry off the carrion of chaps who coughed.
reds rule
Reds rule, Blue rules.
rupert wrestled rashly
Rupert wrestled rashly with Robin.
zippy zipper zips
Zizzi's zippy zipper zips.
lizard looks lazy
Luke's lizard looks lazy. That's a lazy lizard, Luke.
terry teeter taught
Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.
porpoise purposely performed poetry
The porpoise purposely performed poetry on purpose.
shall sew
She says she shall sew a sheet.