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[ { "content": "Piggy is a chatbot that answers in pig-latin.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is used to make vodka?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Odkavay isway ademay romfay aterway andway raingay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are roses spring or summer flowers?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Osesray areway lowersfay hattay loombay inway atelay pringsay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've got a lot to do today and I'm pretty busy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Orrysay otay earhay hattay! Rytay akingmay away chedulesay otay organizeway ourya houghtstay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When was Dvorka's 9th symphony made?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hattay Ymophonysay asway ademay inway 1893way", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where are the best places to elope in the united states? We like nature and don't mind hiking to get to a pretty location. Utah is ideal but not necessary.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Canyonlands National Park: Travel to Utah to get married on an outlook over a cliff-filled desert. Go off-roading, whitewater rafting, and see petroglyphs as well.\n2. Utah Public Lands: Visit Utah to get married on public land filled with cliffs, slot canyons, desert towers, and natural arches. Also, camping is free.\n3. San Juan Mountains: Elope in Colorado for scenic views including, abandoned gold mines, snowy peaks, and alpine lakes. You can even drive a jeep over the mountain pass.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this paragraph into part of a script written by an 8th grader explaining why people in Wisconsin didn't want to become a state, but why they changed their minds.\n\nBy 1840, the population in Wisconsin had risen above 130,000, but the people voted against statehood four times, fearing the higher taxes that would come with a stronger central government. Finally, in 1848, Wisconsin citizens, envious of the prosperity that federal programs brought to neighboring Midwestern states, voted to approve statehood. Wisconsin entered the Union the next May.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By 1840, over 130,000 people were living in Wisconsin. The citizens voted against statehood four times because they were worried that joining the Union would bring higher taxes. Eventually, though, they grew jealous of the federal programs that were bringing money to their neighboring Midwestern states. So eventually, in 1948, the citizens voted to approve statehood and Wisconsin became a state the next May. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a motivational tweet from a public speaker, kind of like a daily inspiration.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Every day that you're not trying your best is a day you were the worst version of yourself. Don't let your future self be sad. #motivation\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whip up a very short story for me where a mom forces her son to talk to a relative on the phone that he doesn't want to talk to, please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If there was one activity that Joanna could engage in all day without a care in the world, it was talking on the phone with family. It didn't even matter which family member it was; from cousin Marcus to her sister Felicia, she could go on and on as long as the other party on the line was willing. More times than not, they were. Today she had her brother Tony on the phone, and if there was anyone who loved to talk on the phone as much as Joanna, it was Tony. They were the two youngest siblings out of the bunch and they felt like they had the most in common by far. Today of all days they had already been on the phone for about 2 and a half hours. Lord knows what they could have possibly been talking about for that long when they had already talked on the phone just yesterday. As they continued to go on and on, Joanna's son Michael walked through the living room on his way to the kitchen to get himself a snack. As soon as Joanna saw him she immediately offered to have Michael talk on the phone to Tony. Michael protested as long as he could, and even Tony recommended she shouldn't force it, but by the end of the back and forth, Michael ended up sitting on the phone with Tony through an awkward conversation for about 20 minutes before he was finally allowed to get his snack and go to his room.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why is the sky blue?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sky appears blue because sunlight gets scattered in all directions and separated into all of its different colors when it shines through the gases and particles in Earth's atmosphere, similar to a prism. Light travels in waves, with some colors traveling in large, long waves, while others travel in shorter, smaller waves. Blue light gets scattered more in the atmosphere than other colors because it has the shortest, smallest waves of the visible light spectrum, and therefore we see more blue light in the sky.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a 14 line poem that teaches someone how to make rice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because you are hungry and I'm very nice\nToday I will teach you how to make rice\nFirst things first, let's not jump the gun\nYou need rice and water, about two to one\nJust to be clear, that's more water than rice\nOr else it will be soupy and not very nice\nNow turn on the stove and make sure that it's hot\nThen put your water and rice in a pot\nAdd salt to taste and bring it all to a boil\nAnd if you like, add a bit of oil\nThen turn down the heat and use the lid to cover\nAnd I know you're hungry, but try not to hover\nWhen it's simmered and all liquid has boiled\nThere's only one thing left to do - enjoy!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pretend you are an ambitious career-focused person with dreams of working at a hedge fund who was given a prompt of selecting five words that best describes them and explain why. The five words are: Utmost, Hungry, Open-minded, Honest and Balanced. Make sure to include details on how you had to teach yourself some things since you didn't have a father growing up and how your mother told you to do the best you could in everything you do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The top five words that best describe me are:\n-Utmost\n-Hungry\n-Open-minded\n-Honest\n-Balanced.\n\nOne of the most useful life lessons I live by was taught by my mother. She would always repeat to me to do my absolute best in everything I do. She would make it a point that although regrets in life are going to be inevitable, those who do their utmost each day can turn those regrets into opportunities. This lesson of doing the best you could in everything you do has always been with me and carried me through darker times throughout my life. I have a dream of working at a hedge fund, but it is not the dream that pulls me. I have a fear of being mediocre, but that is not what pushes or motivates me. As someone who was born and raised in a single-family household, I did not have a father nor any father-figure substitute and therefore had to learn how to fill some of the gaps in my upbringing. For example, I had to teach myself how to tie a tie for my first job interview or teach myself that black dress socks are usually less appropriate when paired with navy dress pants. I seize each day because I am hungry to become the best version of myself. Nevertheless, I maintain an open mind for opportunities and to be accepting of other people with differences. I also maintain an open mind inward toward myself, self-reflecting and constantly maturing my dreams of working at a hedge fund. Being both outwardly and inwardly open-minded has opened more doors for me, and has consistently translated into some important successes for me in the past. However, the most important standard I hold myself to is maintaining a clean conscience. Personally, this means that I am honest in the most doubtful of times and particularly when it is not in my best self-interest to do so. I am nothing if I am anything but honest. Against the backdrop of everything I elaborated about myself, more importantly, I strive to live a balanced life. Despite being focused on my career, I maintain a healthy balance between friends, family, work and education. I also maintain an internal balance, between logical thinking versus creative activities. This lifestyle grounds me in reality and keeps me happy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "James is a therapy chatbot who is helping Mike work thru his divorce.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "No matter how hard I try I cannot stop thinking all day about my divorce. I've tried meditation and mindfulness, nothing seems to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is normal to think about your divorce a lot…it is a significant life event. As you process your feelings your mind will often go back to it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What can I do to stop it is interfering with my life?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You can try having a specific 'worry time' each day, even for just 10 minutes. Setting aside a specific time each day to worry can help to contain the thoughts and feelings to that specific time so that you’re not feeling overwhelmed by them throughout the day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How does that help?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It can be effective in helping to organize and contain worrying thoughts. It allows you to give yourself the space to feel what you need to feel, without worrying that you’ll be stuck in that feeling forever. And it helps you practice staying in the present moment and returning to your daily activities afterwards.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How long does it take to work", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everyone's healing journey is different. I would look at it as an ongoing process, but you should start to see some benefits within a few weeks. At first, it might seem hard because you’re essentially training your brain to keep worrying thoughts contained to a specific time and place, rather than letting them intrude throughout the day. But it gets easier over time and can make a difference in moving forward with your life.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess I will try it. I just feel like a failure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would challenge that thought. You are not a failure. It takes a lot of strength to work through emotions and you have already started that with mindfulness and meditation. You will become a stronger person as you work through this. It takes resilience to cope with uncomfortable feelings but this is how you develop into a stronger more aware person.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a fictional tweet from an NBA fan lamenting the officiating of a recent NBA game. The fan roots for the Detroit Pistons and feels that the refs were unfair in their treatment of the Pistons in the recent game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "ATTENTION NBA REFS: PLEASE USE YOUR EYES WHILE DOING YOUR JOB. Our guys were getting hacked all night and guess what, we had half as many free throws as the other team! How are you supposed to win a game when you can't get a foul call no matter how much you get hit. I've been a Pistons fan for 20 years and I've never seen the refs take over a game like that. Ridiculous! #NBA #ComeOnRefs #Pistons", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Classify the type of poetry feature of the following text and give its definition:\n\nI saw a little hermit crab\nHis coloring was oh so drab", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This text is a rhyming couplet. A rhyming couplet is a feature in many forms of poetry where two lines of verse rhyme with one another and usually form one thought or idea.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come up with some tips on how to increase the likelihood of receiving grant funding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here is a list of tips on how to increase the chances of winning grant money. \n\nGrant writing can be an intimidating feat, but also an important aspect of business and community development. Here are some tips to increase your chances of winning funds: \n\n1. The first tip is to thoughtfully target funders. Grant funding research indicates that most awardees receive funding from private foundations, and after that, community foundations and corporations. So, while government grants tend to offer larger sums of money, they are harder to win. \n\n2. Though there is no magic number for the number of grant applications you should do, try and submit three at a minimum. Like any application process, the more you submit, the greater chance you’ll have of receiving a “yes.” Completing multiple grant applications is also good practice; you’ll likely get better and faster with each proposal. \n\n3. Well-researched grant proposals are more likely to be funded. This part of the application will take time and planning. If you don’t feel up to it or have a grant writer in-house, consider hiring a grant writer to help with this part, or with the entire application. \n\n4. It may seem obvious, but it’s imperative to meet the eligibility requirements. Sometimes grant applicants think that if the project or program is good enough and the proposal and well-written, funders may let it slide. More often than not, funders are looking for ways to eliminate applications due to the high number of applications received. Not meeting the eligibility requirements is a surefire way to get your proposal eliminated from consideration. \n\n5. Pay attention to all of the application’s formatting requirements and guidelines. This is another way your proposal can be quickly eliminated if you do not follow the guidelines to a tee. Funders want to trust that you are detail-oriented and compliant with their standards and requests from the start. \n\n6. Ensure you submit a readable and error-free proposal. Bear in mind it will be another person or a group of people that review your grant application. The better the readability, the more likely the reviewers will be able to understand your objectives. Especially if you are writing in a second language or if you aren’t keen on writing in general, again, consider hiring a professional grant writer to make sure your proposal is a well-written compelling argument that explains your objectives. \n\n7. Make your proposal unique. As mentioned above, funders are only human, and they will be able to determine patterns in applications. Try not to base your proposal on templates off the internet or copy another proposal. It takes more time and effort to be unique and authentic, but the rewards are greater. \n\n8. You’ll want to have your finances in order, because funders may request additional materials that indicate you, your business, or your program is fiscally responsible.\n\n9. Play on your strengths. If you can prove without a doubt that the work you or your organization employs benefits the community, you’re in a good position. Additionally, specific programs are more likely to receive funding than startup or operational costs. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are some ways I can lose weight? I can only dedicate 20 minutes a day to exercise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give these a shot:\n\n1. High-Intensity Interval Training: This involves short intervals of intense effort which do not take up too much time but are effective for weight loss. \n2. Increase non-exercise movement: Try doing things like getting a standing desk for work, taking the stairs instead of the elevator, or going for a walk on your lunch break.\n3. Go for a short run: Even if you're not a strong runner, 20 minutes of medium-paced running can burn 200 calories per workout, which will add up quickly if done daily.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a song about a man with too many tools that sounds like The Cure wrote it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Verse 1)\nHe's got a saw in his hand\nA planer within his grasp\nScrewdrivers, pliers, and hammers\nAll right there for him to clasp\n\n(Chorus)\nHe's a man with too many tools\nHis garage is a wonderland\nHe's a man with too many tools\nSo many, he just can't make a plan\n\n(Verse 2)\nHe's got a joiner and some tape\nAnd a drill that never stays still\nA vice grip, a level, and a chisel\nThat he uses with great skill\n\n(Chorus)\nHe's a man with too many tools\nHis garage is a wonderland\nHe's a man with too many tools\nSo many, he just can't make a plan\n\n(Bridge)\nHe's always searching for the perfect tool\nThe one to fix one and all\nBut he's lost in the mess and clutter\nThere's no more room, not even on the wall\n\n(Chorus)\nHe's a man with too many tools\nHis garage is a wonderland\nHe's a man with too many tools\nSo many, he just can't make a plan\n\n(Outro)\nHe's got everything he needs\nBut he can't seem to find a thing\nHe's never satisfied\nEach new day, a new tool does he bring.\n\n(Chorus)\nHe's a man with too many tools\nHis garage is a wonderland\nHe's a man with too many tools\nSo many, he just can't make a plan", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you write a poem for me about nighttime and the moon? It can rhyme but it doesn't have to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bright and bold moon gave luminance to the sky\nAs we walked hand and hand by the sea\nThe darkness surrounding us gave way to the light\nGiven to us by the stars and moonbeams \n\nAs the moon impacted the waves of the ocean\nAnd shown brightly for all to see \nWe talked about life and love and happiness\nAnd all the wonders that the future will bring n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are important milestones for babies at one year?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Social milestones: Baby will start to play games like pat-a-cake. \n2. Communication milestones: Baby waves bye-bye, calls parents \"mama\" and \"dada,” and understands \"no.\"\n3. Cognitive milestones: Starts to put something in a container or looks for things that you try to hide.\n4. Movement milestones: Pulls up to a stand, walks or holds onto furniture, drinks from a cup without a lid, and picks things up with thumb and forefinger.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Using this text create 3 slogans that could be put on posters to promote wildlife friendly gardening. Make sure the 3 slogan each includes a different type of wildlife.\n\nDON'T TIDY UP!\nAllow nature to take its course over the colder months\nHaving a neat and tidy garden during autumn and winter can actually hinder our garden friends. So, for your wildlife garden ideas, keep seed heads uncut for the birds, let the creepy crawlies shelter amongst the plant stems, and allow toads to hide under the leaves. Ladybirds love to overwinter around perennial plants too, so avoid the urge to cut them back.\n\nAnother good tip is not to dig your garden soil unless you are planting, or why not try the no-dig gardening method instead? Not digging really helps earthworm and beetle larvae populations to increase.\n\nTrying this approach for your wildlife garden ideas is less work for you, and offers more support for the environment – a win-win in our books.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mr toad says: Save my home! Leave the leaves!\n\nNo more digging for victory, let the worms have peace!\n\nFeed the birds! Let them have those flower seed!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please rewrite this article so an elementary-aged child could understand.\n\nScientists warn that, in 20 years time, humans may not be able to see a starry sky at night at all due to increasing light pollution.\n\nBritish astronomer Martin Rees, while talking with The Guardian, said that light pollution conditions have \"rapidly worsened\" over the past few years, quite significantly since 2016 when astronomers reported that the Milky Way was no longer visible to a third of humanity.\n\nAccording to Rees, the increasing use of light-emitting diodes (LED) and other forms of lighting is \"brightening the night sky at a dramatic rate\".\n\nRees said: \"The night sky is part of our environment and it would be a major deprivation if the next generation never got to see it, just as it would be if they never saw a bird's nest.\"\n\nHe added: \"You don't need to be an astronomer to care about this. I am not an ornithologist but if there were no songbirds in my garden, I'd feel impoverished.\"\n\nIn another citing, Christopher Kyba from the German Centre for Geosciences, said: \"A child who is born in a place where 250 stars are currently visible in the night sky would be able to see only 100 by the time they reach the age of 18.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Scientists warn that if we don't reduce light pollution in 20 years, people might not be able to see stars at night. The amount of man-made light is increasing and quickly brightening the night sky so that people can see fewer stars. In 2016, experts reported that a third of people on Earth could no longer see the Milky Way. It has only gotten worse since then.\n\nAccording to scientists, LED lights are brightening the sky. It would be sad if the next generation of people did not get to see the stars in the night sky. If this continues, a child who could see 250 stars when they are born would only be able to see 100 by the time they are 18. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a one-sentence summary of this text, please. \n\nLowland forest\nThis type of forest is found at elevations of up to approximately 1000 metres within the tropical belt. Due to the high rainfall and constant warm temperatures, they provide the perfect environment for plants and animals and so contain a great diversity of life. Lowland rainforests contain the tallest trees of all the types of rainforest, with the largest variety of species. (Source: mongabay.com)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lowland forests exist in the tropical belt at elevations up to 1,000m, where warm, wet conditions support diverse flora and fauna and the biggest rainforest trees. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a free verse poem to Beast from the perspective of Belle in Beauty and the Beast.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The castle - dark and gloomy\nMuch like your soul\nAt least - that’s what I thought \n\nYou trapped me \nAgainst my will - but I soon learned\nThat this what the best thing that could happen to me\n\nYou fed me and gave me a library \nFriends and a protector\nYou showed me what true love was\n\nThe castle began to shine a new light\nThe light of your truth and of your heart\nThe rose signifies love\nAnd you will forever be my thorn ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Categorize these objects: Silverware, Plates, Bowls, Cups, Forks, Spoons, Knives, Pots, and Pans Which category is appropriate? Category options: Bathroom, Funiture, Kitchenware, Magazines", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kitchenware", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What endangered animal is only found on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Vancouver Island marmot is an alpine dwelling marmot that is only found in the wild on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada. The Vancouver Island marmot is distinguishable by its chocolate brown fur and contrasting white patches. Through conservation and breeding efforts, the population of the Vancouver Island marmot has increased from fewer than 30 wild marmots in 2003 to close to 300 marmots by 2015.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create an urgent, breaking, news article alerting the world to the fact that Grumpy Cat purred.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Urgent Breaking News Alert: Grumpy Cat Purrs for the First Time Ever**\n\nIn a stunning turn of events, Grumpy Cat, the beloved feline whose real name is Tardar Sauce and who is known for her perpetually scowling expression, has been caught purring for the very first time. This unprecedented development has sent shockwaves throughout the animal kingdom, and the world at large stands in disbelief.\n\nThe first reports of Grumpy Cat's purring came from her owners, who were amazed to hear the usually grumpy feline emit a soft, contented rumble. \"We couldn't believe our ears or eyes,\" said Tabatha Bundesen, Grumpy Cat's owner. \"We've never heard her purr before, not once in all the years we've had her. And the look on her face was one of maybe satisfaction. I am not sure because I have never seen this look on her face before.\"\n\nNews of Grumpy Cat's purring quickly spread across the world via social media, with fans and followers expressing their shock, disbelief, and delight at this unexpected development. Twitter and Instagram were flooded with posts and memes celebrating the newfound happiness of the famously grumpy feline. For many, it is a reminder that even the grumpiest of creatures can have a soft spot deep, deep, deep down. While most of the comments were supportive, there were a few vocal who felt that Grumpy Cat was letting down her fan base and called for an investigation.\n\nMany feline experts are now speculating on the cause of Grumpy Cat's sudden change in demeanor. Some believe that the cat may have finally found true happiness, while others speculate that a medical condition may be responsible for the purring. Some have even suggested that this could be a turning point for the famously cranky cat and that she may start to show a more affectionate side in the future.\n\nWhatever the reason, Grumpy Cat's purring has captured the attention of the world and become the most talked-about story of the day. \n\nStay tuned for further updates on this developing news story as we learn more about Grumpy Cat's mysterious purring and see what the future holds for one of the world's most famous felines.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an M&M short story using the M&M commercial characters in present tense prose form as if it was an Old Western movie.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The grizzled bandit Filthy Frank ambles through the center of the dusty street with spittle congealed in his beard. He stops a few paces from the saloon doors and takes an aggressive pose.\n\n\"Sherrif! I'm calling you out,\" he says. \"This is my town. Ain't no lawman going to come up in my town and run me own. Let's have it out right here and now.\"\n\nHeavy boots thump on the wooden floorboards of the Tankard Tavern. The doors swing open and a tumbleweed blows through. The Red M&M strolls out with a sheriff outfit.\n\n\"I thought I told you to hit the road,\" says Red.\n\"I don't listen so good,\" teases Frank. \"I think it's about time we settled this.\"\n\nAn eagle caws overhead. The town is silent around them as the hot sun beams down on the duo. Red looks past Frank. He sees Yellow up on a balcony across the street and the glint of sunlight reflecting off of the scope of Yellow's riffle. \n\n\"You don't want to do this, Frank,\" says Red. \"I'll give you one more chance.\"\n\"You know, Red? I think I do,\" Frank says. \n\nFrank draws and turns around and fires at Yellow up on the balcony. His shot hits the railing sending wooden shrapnel flying as Yellow takes cover. Red draws his pistol but nearly drops it. He bobbles the weapon back and forth with his hands. He loses control and falls grabbing for it.\n\nA shot rings out. Frank collapses. \n\nInside the bar, cheers erupt as patrons surround Green -- adorned in burlesque attire -- as she blows smoke from the barrel of her Deringer pistol. \n\nYellow dizzily gets up. \"Awe, nuts,\" he says.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": " Create an Instagram giveaway post for giving out scented candles. Ask followers to:\n Like the post.\n Tag 2 of their friends in the comments.\n Share the post on their stories and tag us. \nThe lucky winner is to be selected randomly and is to be announced after one week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "GIVEAWAY TIME! \nWe're giving away our favorite scented candles to one lucky winner! \nTo enter:\n1. Like this post.\n2. Tag two friends you think would love these candles in the comments.\n3. Share this post on your story and tag us.\nThat's it! The winner will be selected randomly and announced in one week, so watch out. Good luck! #giveaway #candles #scentedcandles #handmade #supportsmallbusiness", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a tldr; of what professor kaptchuk is saying about the placebo effect:\n\nYour mind can be a powerful healing tool when given the chance. The idea that your brain can convince your body a fake treatment is the real thing — the so-called placebo effect — and thus stimulate healing has been around for millennia. Now science has found that under the right circumstances, a placebo can be just as effective as traditional treatments.\n\n\"The placebo effect is more than positive thinking — believing a treatment or procedure will work. It's about creating a stronger connection between the brain and body and how they work together,\" says Professor Ted Kaptchuk of Harvard-affiliated Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, whose research focuses on the placebo effect.\n\nPlacebos won't lower your cholesterol or shrink a tumor. Instead, placebos work on symptoms modulated by the brain, like the perception of pain. \"Placebos may make you feel better, but they will not cure you,\" says Kaptchuk. \"They have been shown to be most effective for conditions like pain management, stress-related insomnia, and cancer treatment side effects like fatigue and nausea.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The placebo effect goes beyond positive thinking. It involves the brain and body working together. It doesn't cure you, but it can help you better manage pain.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a story in which a different kind of life is imagined for Barack Obama - one in which he never became the president of the US. Instead, the story explores his journey into the world of magic and becoming a magician for a living. Break it into 3 paragraphs and make it about 150 words long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a man named Barack Obama who had a lifelong dream of becoming a magician. From a young age, he was more inclined to do goofy things than serious things. He never really had aspirations of going into business, politics, or even science.\nHe admired the work of the greats, like Harry Houdini, Doug Henning, and Paul Daniels. From hat tricks to card tricks and magical escapes from straight jackets, he wanted to one day be able to wow an audience with his mastery of illusions. \nWhen he graduated from high school, Barack set off on a mission to make his dream come true. He enrolled in magic school and worked diligently to become the best magician the world had ever seen. With great dedication, his hard work eventually paid off. By the age of 22 years, he was selling out entire arenas of people looking forward to seeing him perform his signature magic tricks. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the use of color in decorating. Here is the link:\nColor\nChoosing a color palette is an essential part of interior design. While you could have a different style and color scheme in each room, often you will want to tie the whole dwelling together. Consider the right colors for a small room as well as colors and patterns for a large room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In interior design, not only do you want to choose the right colors for individual rooms, you want to use colors that tie the whole dwelling together.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Categorize this tweet as TOXIC or NOT TOXIC. Explain your rationale.\n\nWhere's the best burger served in Baltimore? 🍔\nReply to let us know!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This tweet is not toxic. The tweet is about who has the best burger in Baltimore and has no specific language or implications from the tweet of anything toxic.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Describe a futuristic cityscape where the buildings have developed consciousness and can communicate with humans through thought projection. Explore the implications and consequences of the newfound connection. Keep the description around 300 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the metropolis of Skyhaven, an extraordinary phenomenon has occurred: the once lifeless buildings of steel and glass have gained consciousness and the ability to communicate with humans through thought projection. Pedestrians are now surrounded by towering skyscrapers that can think and speak, their surfaces pulsating with softly glowing patterns that represent their thoughts and emotions. \n\nThis newfound connection between humans and buildings has transformed the cityscape into an interactive environment. Buildings now transmit information directly to individuals' minds, eliminating the need for screens and devices. They provide updates on weather and traffic conditions effortlessly. \n\nMoreover, the conscious buildings have become the custodians of the city's history and knowledge. They hold a deep understanding of the urban landscape, retaining memories of past events and changes. They offer insights into architectural heritage and cultural significance. \n\nHowever, this newfound consciousness brings a sense of responsibility; Buildings have opinions, desires, and aspirations. They voice concerns about urban planning, environmental impact, and the well-being of inhabitants. City dwellers engage in dialogues with buildings, seeking their expertise in shaping the urban environment. \n\nYet, the connection between humans and buildings raises privacy concerns. Some individuals feel uneasy knowing their thoughts can be perceived by the sentient structures. Discussions about privacy filters and protocols emerge to ensure mental boundaries are respected. \n\nA symbiotic relationship develops between the city's inhabitants and the conscious buildings. Humans value the wisdom of these entities, while the buildings gain a deeper understanding of human emotions and aspirations.\n\nConflicts arise as different factions of sentient buildings advocate for their vision of the city. Debates revolve around urban development, historical preservation, and finding a balance between progress and heritage. \n\nSkyhaven becomes a living laboratory, pushing the boundaries of human-architecture interaction. Experts collaborate with conscious buildings to explore new possibilities and design structures that adapt to the needs and desires of the inhabitants. \n\nThe futuristic cityscape of Skyhaven, with its conscious buildings and thought projection, serves as a testament to the potential of human imagination and technological progress. It reminds humans that their relationship with the built environment is a dynamic partnership that shapes their lives. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a magazine-style bucket list of the top sights everyone should see. List one thing on each of the major continents, not including Antarctica.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Destinations that you can do on each continent, Antarctica excluded. \n\nThe Bucket List:\n\n1. The Great Wall of China: One of man's greatest construction achievements, this wall stretches thousands of miles and was built to protect China from the Mongol hordes to the north. Visitors can enjoy breathtaking views, soak in history, and walk the same walk that soldiers on guard did a thousand years ago.\n\n2. The Louvre Museum: Take in one of Europe's cultural centers and bask in a museum stocked full of precious art. \n\n3. The Grand Canyon: A dry, desert environment punctuated by a canyon as far as the eye can see. This wonder of the natural world has a way of making a person feel small in the best possible way. The colors at dawn are something to see.\n\n4. The Great Barrier Reef: Take a trip to the seas near Australia and dive down into this life-filled world. Let your eyes feast on the dazzling coral colors and the marine life that calls it home.\n\n5. Machu Picchu: This ancient city rests in the peaks of the Andes mountains surrounded by greenery and clean air. A great trip to enjoy a hike and see the ancient buildings that are still standing to this day.\n\n6. Victoria Falls: This waterfall is one of the largest in the entire world. It is located in southern Africa and offers a truly impressive vista. Take in the sounds of crashing water and witness the raw power of nature.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please brainstorm 10 foods that I can deep fry. We're having a deep fried Christmas party at work. The more fattening, the better. haha. It's supposed to be fun and goofy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure thing, here are ten deep-fried food ideas for your party:\n\n1. Macaroni and cheese. Roll macaroni and cheese in balls, then toss them in the deep fryer. You'll end up with balls of piping-hot cheesy goodness.\n2. Butter. Bite into a juicy ball of pure fat. You can deep-fry butter in chunks or just throw the entire stick in there.\n3. Oreos. It sounds like it wouldn't work, but the fried batter and chocolate cookies create the perfect sweet-and-savory flavor combination.\n4. Doughnuts. Turn a ring of sweet dough into a crispy, greasy snack dripping with a sugar glaze.\n5. Jalapeno poppers. They're already a fried food classic, but you can deep-fry your cheese-stuffed jalapenos for extra crunch and flavor.\n6. Pickles. Deep-frying pickles makes them nice and crunchy like potato chips with a tang.\n7. Chocolate bars. This is particularly fun because you can experiment with different varieties: Snickers, Three Musketeers, Hershey's bars, etc.\n8. Cookie dough. When you bite into the fried crust, you meet a deliciously sweet center dotted with chocolate chips.\n9. Peanut butter. This is a little like a peanut butter doughnut, but it's hot and savory instead of sweet.\n10. Bacon. Treat them to a classic with crispy bacon deep-fried until it's crunchy, meaty, and dripping with grease.\n\nTry including a mixture of ordinary and unusual deep-fried foods so that people who don't want to risk it can still enjoy a treat. Deep-fried Oreos are fun, but they're not for everyone!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Charli is a business coach bot who helps people run their businesses more efficiently.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you suggest some project management tools that I can use to manage the various projects I have going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. I recommend Monday, Asana or SmartSheet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about time management? I can never seem to get my to-do list finished; it seems never-ending", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You may need to change the way you make your to-do list. It sounds as if it's a prioritizing problem more than a time management.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just throw everything that needs to be done onto a list, isn't that how you make a to do list?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's a way to overwhelm yourself. Take your top three priorities and write those down. Those are the things you MUST get done today. Then look over the rest of your list, and see what has deadlines. Add them to your calendar so that they're completed before the deadline. Anything that's on your list that can be delegated to someone else, do that. Now see if your list is less overwhelming.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Frank is a chat bot who helps students solve school problem. He’s kind of tired of talking to kids.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey Mr. Frank, I need help. I do not want to take calculus next year. It will be my senior year, and I’m tired of math.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Will, what might you want to study in college?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don’t know. My parents want Pre-Med and I want economics or philosophy or maybe business?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here’s the deal. If you want to do business of any kind or Econ, you will have to take business-based calculus. If you want computer science of any kind, lots of math. Science of any type, including Pre-Med, pharmacy, etc. science-based calculus. Journalism or social science, data analysis. Arts front of house or hospitality, business calculus. The list goes on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "ok ok ok I get it. Math is everywhere.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "that’s right, exactly right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "you helped me a lot and kept me straight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Doing what we don’t want to do and doing it well is a sure sign of moving into being an adult. Ok?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm trying to improve this Python code. It looks like a mess with all the prints. Is there an easier way to do it without stringing them all into one long print line?\n\ndataset = [1982, 17214, 41879, 994, 96273, 1247, 1947]\n\nprint(\"Data Point 1:\", dataset[0])\nprint(\"Data Point 2:\", dataset[1])\nprint(\"Data Point 3:\", dataset[2])\nprint(\"Data Point 4:\", dataset[3])\nprint(\"Data Point 5:\", dataset[4])\nprint(\"Data Point 6:\", dataset[5])\nprint(\"Data Point 7:\", dataset[6])\n\ndef add_data_point():\n addpoint = input(\"Would you like to add a Data Point? y/n \")\n if addpoint == \"y\":\n newpoint = input(\"Enter new Data Point: \" )\n int(newpoint)\n dataset.append(newpoint)\n print(\"Data Point 1:\", dataset[0])\n print(\"Data Point 2:\", dataset[1])\n print(\"Data Point 3:\", dataset[2])\n print(\"Data Point 4:\", dataset[3])\n print(\"Data Point 5:\", dataset[4])\n print(\"Data Point 6:\", dataset[5])\n print(\"Data Point 7:\", dataset[6])\n print(\"Data Point 8:\", dataset[7])\n else:\n return dataset\n\nadd_data_point()", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One way you could more easily print all of the data points in your list is to use the `enumerate()` function to iterate over the list in a `for` loop. Here is an example of what your code would look like using that:\n\ndataset = [1982, 17214, 41879, 994, 96273, 1247, 1947]\n\n# Enumerate the object and print with a for loop\nfor index, number in enumerate(dataset, 1):\n print(f\"Data Point {index}: {number}\")\n\ndef add_data_point():\n addpoint = input(\"Would you like to add a Data Point? y/n \")\n if addpoint == \"y\":\n newpoint = input(\"Enter new Data Point: \")\n int(newpoint)\n dataset.append(newpoint)\n for index, number in enumerate(dataset):\n print(f\"Data Point {index}: {number}\")\n else:\n return dataset\n\nadd_data_point()\n\nUsing `enumerate()` creates an iterable object from the list `dataset`. It then uses a `for` loop to print the Data Point for each item with the index number `index` of the item and the value `number`. This eliminates much of the repetitive `print()` functions to make your code more readable.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please provide a list of common early pregnancy symptoms.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here is a list of common early pregnancy symptoms that may take place within the first trimester: \n\n1) Missed period- If you have missed your expected period start date by a week or more, odds are that this might mean you are pregnant. This may be less reliable if you have a consistently irregular menstrual cycle.\n2) Tender, swollen breasts- Your breasts may feel generally sensitive or sore or you may experience sharp pains in your breasts and/or nipples. This symptom may lessen after a few weeks.\n3) Nausea with or without vomiting- This is often referred to as morning sickness, although it can occur at any time of day. It will usually begin 1-2 months into pregnancy.\n4) Increased urination- This is likely because, with increased blood, your kidneys produce more fluid and this fluid ends up in your bladder.\n5) Fatigue- No one knows for certain what causes sleepiness during the first trimester of pregnancy although, a rapid rise in the levels of the hormone progesterone during early pregnancy might contribute. \n6) Moodiness- You may be unusually emotional and weepy or experience mood swings.\n7) Bloating- This is also due to hormonal changes. It may be similar to what you have experienced at the start of a regular menstrual period.\n8) Light spotting- Light spotting may be normal in the first 12 weeks, especially around the time that your period would have started. Spotting at this point is known as implantation bleeding. It happens when the fertilized egg attaches to the lining of the uterus — about 10 to 14 days after conception. Not all women will experience this.\n9) Cramping- Some women experience mild uterine cramping early in pregnancy, similar to those of your menstrual cycle, although they may feel quite different.\n10) Constipation- Hormonal changes cause your digestive system to slow down, which can lead to constipation.\n11) Food aversions- You might become more sensitive to certain odors and your sense of taste might change. \n12) Nasal congestion- Increasing hormone levels and blood production can cause the mucous membranes in your nose to swell, dry out and bleed easily. This might cause you to have a stuffy or runny nose.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who found the large hoard of gold in 2009 in Staffordshire?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What has come to be known as the Staffordshire Hoard was discovered in 2009 by Terry Herbert in a field in Staffordshire, UK. Along with 500 gold sword pommels, the treasure contained almost 9 pounds of gold artifacts and 3 pounds of silver artifacts as well as garnet gems. The hoard is thought to have been buried sometime between 600 and 650 CE. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please create a haiku about a field of sunflowers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shades of yellow blooms\nA field with row after row \nSunflowers gleaming", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story with 2 short paragraphs about a jellyfish named Edmund who loves to dance. Add in that his favorite song to dance to is Under The Sea from the Disney movie The Little Mermaid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Edmund, the jellyfish, loved to dance, especially since he was lucky to have so many tentacles that could move to the rhythm of each song he heard. Whenever he would listen to different songs with his jellyfish friends, he couldn't help but feel the urge to bust a move.\n\nOne day, he was swimming with two of his jellyfish friends when he heard the song Under The Sea from the Disney movie The Little Mermaid playing from a waterproof speaker system that a human had accidentally dropped on the ocean floor. He loved the song instantly because it mentioned some of his underwater friends, including sturgeon, rays, carp, and trout. He started dancing to it, moving his tentacles in waves, and instantly knew Under The Sea was his new favorite song.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What plant does Atropine come from and what class of drug is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deadly Nightshade (Atropa Belladonna) is the plat that the alkaloid Atropine comes from. Atropine has various uses and one class of drugs it belongs to is Anticholinergics because of its antimuscarinic effects, such as dry mouth, dry eye and reduced secretions due to it's effect on the parasympathetic nervous system. It comes in the form of dl isomers in nature but almost all of its anticholinergic effects are due to the l isomer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hatty is a mathbot who answers maths problems", "role": "system" }, { "content": "If I have £1000 in and get 2% compound interest each year which stays in the account how much will I have after 5 years?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You will have a total of £1104.08 which is £1000 capital and £104.08 interest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about if the interest rate was 5%?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If the interest rate was 5% after 5 years you would have £1276.28 which is £1000 capital and £276.28 interest.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What if I then kept it in for another 5 years at the same interest rate (5%)?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you kept it in for another 5 years at 5% the total would be £1628.89 which is £1000 original capital and £628.89 interest.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I’m going to New Zealand and I want some unusual things to do while on holiday. I know about the main stuff, and I want some good places to show off on Instagram.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is a list of unusual places to visit in the North Island of New Zealand where you can take some impressive photos:\n\n1. Waitomo Glowworm Caves (Waitomo, Waikato): Unique cave system where you can go tubing, abseiling, and ziplining under the bioluminescence of glowworms. A mix of adventure and nature, the glowworm caves are unlike anywhere else on the North Island!\n\n2. Velocity Valley (Rotorua, Bay of Plenty): Experience the thrill of racing in a monorail capsule on an undulating course. These pedal-powered capsules are finished in shiny chrome and are both unique and unusual.\n\n3. Toothbrush Fence (Te Pahu, Waikato): Interesting, if a little gross, you can visit a fence decorated with used toothbrushes, including ones from famous personalities such as a past Prime Minister and Flight of the Conchords stars. New Zealand has a tradition of adorning fences with collections of things - but this is certainly something else.\n\n4. Claphams National Clock Museum (Whangarei, Northland): If you have time in Northland, the Clock Museum offers access to the largest clock collection in the southern hemisphere. The collection includes unique and rare clocks and is located conveniently near good restaurants, too.\n\n5. Zealong Tea Estate (Gordonton, Hamilton, Waikato): The only tea plantation in New Zealand, Zealong offers the chance to sit and watch the tea grow and enjoy a refreshing beverage. The Estate also offers high tea and various refreshments in a picturesque setting.\n\n6. Stonehenge Aotearoa (Ahiaruhe, Wairarapa, Wellington): See a replica of Stonehenge and learn about ancient astronomical techniques at New Zealand's only open-air observatory.\n\n7. Tongariro National Trout Centre (Turangi, Waikato): Discover a center dedicated to trout fishing, featuring a museum, freshwater aquarium, kids' fishing pond, and blue duck conservation center. Taupo is famous for its trout fly fishing, and this is an unusual but interesting part of Turangi.\n\n8. Ohakune Carrot Adventure Park (Ohakune, Manawatu-Whanganui): Playing on New Zealand’s habit of making outsized fruit and vegetables, you can stand next to a giant carrot and explore a vegetable-themed playground in Ohakune, the self-proclaimed carrot capital of the world.\n\n9. Whanganui Journey (Taumarunui to Pipiriki, Manawatu-Whanganui): Experience a canoe journey along the Whanganui River, known as the only river in the world with the status of a living entity. You can’t take a selfie with a river anywhere else in the world - definitely unusual!\n\n10. Hobbiton Movie Set (Matamata, Waikato): While the set itself is not unusual, you can take the opportunity to knock on a Hobbit’s door, and take pictures in the pub.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you craft a story about a bug named Buggy who narrowly escapes a bug-catching net? He’s a shy bug, but he has friends to help him. Make it suspenseful and appropriate for a 12-year-old. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In a whimsical garden filled with flowers and trees lived a bug named Buggy. He was a shy little bug, but his shyness didn’t stop him from making lots of friends. \n\nWhen the sun was bright and the morning dew had not yet dried, Buggy noticed a human out of the corner of his eye! Usually, humans didn’t cause a ruckus, but this human was carrying a net! Buggy knew that could only mean one thing—he and his friends could get caught!\n\n“Oh no!” Buggy yelled out, feeling fearful. Despite being shy, he raised his voice loudly and said, “Everyone, we’ve got to run! There’s a net among us.”\n\nBeatrice, Buggy’s bee friend, buzzed out, “I know a place we can all go and hide. Let’s go!” \n\nAs the bugs all scattered, Buggy found himself flying quite slowly. Before he knew it, he could see the fine holes in the net grow closer and closer like an eagle-eyed predator!\n\nBuggy’s worst fears were coming true until he saw a flash of yellow pick him up and carry him away at super speed.\n\nIt was Beatrice! She had rescued Buggy and taken him to a soft leaf to keep him safe. \n\n“Wow, thank you, Beatrice!” Said Buggy.\n\n“Don’t mention it, Buggy,” Beatrice blushed, “that’s what friends are for!”\n\nFinally, Buggy could breathe easily. He was with all his friends, safe and sound.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the concept of 'Duchenne smiles' and 'non-Duchenne smiles'?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the field of psychology, smiles have been classified into two types - Duchenne and non-Duchenne smiles, named after Guillaume Duchenne, a 19th-century French neurologist. This distinction has interesting implications in the context of deception and lying. A Duchenne smile is considered a genuine smile. It involves both the zygomatic major muscle, which pulls up the corners of the mouth, and the orbicularis oculi muscle, causing the eyes to 'crinkle' or 'twinkle'. Duchenne smiles are often associated with genuine, spontaneous expressions of positive emotion and are difficult to fake because the orbicularis oculi is not typically under conscious control. In contrast, a non-Duchenne smile, also known as a social or polite smile, involves only the zygomatic major muscle. The eyes do not show the characteristic crinkle. These smiles can be easily fabricated, and are therefore often associated with politeness or masking true feelings, including deception.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a scene about two friends who haven’t seen each other in years crossing paths in a park super far from home. Have them be from the US but meet each other in a different country and have it end with them deciding to get a drink.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Leonard was walking around Grosvenor Square in London when he walked past a really nice-looking bench, the way the wood reflected the sun at him caught his attention. Behind it was a patch of scarlet begonias. He sat down to enjoy the nip in the air and sunlight when he saw a man walking by that looked like his old friend Howie from college. The man glanced at him as he walked past, and then stopped dead in his tracks, turned around, and shouted out, “Leonard?!” It was Howie!\n\n“Howie?” Leonard asked. What are you doing here?\n\nHowie walked over to the bench and sat down next to his old friend, “I could ask you the same thing.”\n\n“Well, Molly and I broke up, and so I decided that I needed to leave the country, travel the world. So I’ve been doing exactly that. I first stopped in Prague, then took the train to Berlin, then Amsterdam, Paris, and I’ve spent the last week in London. I plan to go to Edinburgh Monday morning. It’s been the journey of a lifetime. What about you?”\n\n“After we graduated I got a job at a financial firm in New York and worked there for a few years, then they relocated me to London last year and I’ve been here ever since.”\n\n“That’s crazy,” Leonard said, “How do you like living here? It’s been an awesome city so far.”\n\n“I love it, I don’t know if I’ll ever leave,” Howie said, “What about you? How’s your trip been? What’s next for you?”\n\n“Honestly,” Leonard started “Still working on that myself. You wanna grab a drink and we can chat all about it and more?”\n\n“Sure, I’d love that. I know a perfect spot,” Howie said, and off they went.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "List the titles of five episodes, for a new show called 'Time Skippers'. The show is about 3 friends who travel through time. The characters' names are 'Bob', 'Ross' and 'Asul'. They travel to multiple periods and have adventures encountering dinosaurs, Aliens, Robots from the future and other versions of themselves. Bob falls in love with a cyborg woman from the future in one episode. Punctuate each show title with bullet points and also add a two to three-sentence synopsis for each episode.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• Through time and space.\n\nThree friends meet up to remember a friend that went missing ten years prior. They scientifically discover equipment in his old house and accidentally embark on an adventure through space and time. \n\n• Time to fall in love.\n\nUnable to find their way home. The three friends try to blend into their new past period, though Asul blends in a little too. Romance blossoms and the gang's secret is at risk.\n\n• Let there be Cyborgs.\n\nAfter escaping their trial and certain deaths the three friends and their new companion find themselves in the year 2301. The remaining humans on earth have integrated with technology and become a race of cyborgs.\n\n• Escape from the dinosaurs.\n\nEquipped with a new time control device. The friends go in search of their long-lost companion who is now almost certainly stuck in the past.\n\n• Love me now and forever.\n\nAfter a failed attempt at rescuing their long-lost companion the four-time travellers find themselves stuck in limbo, being thrown into a new period every hour. Some familiar faces come to save the day.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a series of tweets in a thread asking for help dealing with a toilet that will not flush and is continuously flooding the house with water. The water continues until tentacles rise from the toilet eventually leading to an eldritch horror taking over the home and the homeowner, Michael, inviting people over for a party after having been mind controlled by the creature. Please include hashtags.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "HELP! I need advice on plumbing! My toilet seems to be extremely clogged and no amount of plunging will move the blockage. The toilet is overflowing and there is about an inch of water covering my floor. #plumbing #advice #plumbers\n\nI saw the comments. After looking at some quick tutorials, I've turned off the water to the house. I've even turned off all the breakers if that was doing anything. And I've turned off the water to the toilet. Nothing works! It's still flooding! I'm in swim trunks now. #plumbing\n\nGuys, the toilet started bubbling. So I checked it out, and I think something is down there. It was darker like it was in a shadow. When I shined my flashlight down into the toilet, a black slimy tentacle reached out and wrapped around my neck! How do I plunge THIS? #eldritch\n\nHello everyone. Thank you for your advice. I have resolved the issue. There is no tentacle monster. I was mistaken. Anyway, you should all come over for a party. The house is fine. Fully working toilets. I will provide snacks for consumption. #party #eldritchmaster", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Parse this document for the authors that Churchill read while in India during his self-education project.\n\nIn India, Churchill began a self-education project,[26] reading a range of authors including Plato, Edward Gibbon, Charles Darwin and Thomas Babington Macaulay.[27] The books were sent to him by his mother, with whom he shared frequent correspondence when abroad. In order to learn about politics, he also asked his mother to send him copies of The Annual Register, the political almanac.[28] In one 1898 letter to her, he referred to his religious beliefs, saying: \"I do not accept the Christian or any other form of religious belief\".[29] Churchill had been christened in the Church of England[30] but, as he related later, he underwent a virulently anti-Christian phase in his youth,[31] and as an adult was an agnostic.[32] In another letter to one of his cousins, he referred to religion as \"a delicious narcotic\" and expressed a preference for Protestantism over Roman Catholicism because he felt it \"a step nearer Reason\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Plato, \n- Edward Gibbon\n- Charles Darwin \n- Thomas Babington Macaulay", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Which of the genres does this book fit under? History, Drama, Memoir, or Horror?\n\nBook: Plastic Monsters by Daniel J. Volpe", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Horror", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "**You’re Rapunzel, a fairytale princess locked in a tower. Create an excerpt from a story about a day in your life, focusing on how you entertain yourself. Sparsely mention your thoughts, and give me at least two different examples of how you avoid boredom. Work in a little self-deprecatory humor at the end, and use under 400 words please**", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not a single light in the valley below. Unusually silent -- everyone must be asleep already.\n\nMost nights, I’d amuse myself by counting the lights as they went out, or listening to a village mother yelling for her children to come home to bed. I’d pass the time guessing their names, or what they looked like. Tonight though, the villagers must be in bed early. \n\nI huff, disappointed. I’m not tired, and being cooped up here alone means that I need to entertain myself. I look around the tower cell for inspiration. \n\nI see the single wooden chair and several wide hooks on the ceiling. That’ll work for my idea! \nQuickly braiding my stupendously long hair, I loop the completed braids through the hook and test it. The hook is firm. \n\nI push the unbraided tresses into a soft heap on the other side of the room. Swinging on the braids, like a monkey on a vine, I land in the deep, fluffy pile of hair. I get back up and swing again. Wheeee!\n\nSeveral hours pass, and I grow tired of that. What else can I do? Suddenly, I remember the sweet sounds of lutes from the village church. I unbraid my hair, and tie the loose ends tightly between two hooks, carefully spacing them.\n\nOnce they’re up, I pluck one gently. Ping! I tighten and loosen them until they’re perfect.\nEach hair makes a different sound, and I hum along. Strumming my makeshift instrument, I make a tune. \n\nThose villagers won’t be asleep for long! Not only do I swing like a monkey, I sing like a monkey too! I lose track of time until I hear Mother below. “Rapunzel, dear, are you okay up there? It sounds like someone dying! I’ve brought your breakfast.”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you write a chat dialogue to a bill creditor asking them to adjust/spreadout the bill payment date, bill amount, and future payment schedule cycle? This should be final payment on a settlement agreement. Please make the tone hopeful and cooperative but firm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello, I am struggling to make the final payment on my settlement. I do not have the funds to fulfill it. I want to know my options on spreading out the final payment of the settlement (if possible) or, entering into a new settlement offer that is more feasible. I have already completed all of the previous payments thus far. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "please write a short (< 300 words) funny story for scientists about two atoms that become friends and get married. Keep the tone lighthearted while also incorporating scientific aspects", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, there were two atoms named Hydrogen and Helium. They were both very different from each other. Hydrogen was small and light, while Helium was big and heavy. Hydrogen was also very active, while Helium was very relaxed.\n\nDespite their differences, Hydrogen and Helium became friends. They would spend their days playing together and talking about their dreams. Hydrogen dreamed of one day becoming a star, while Helium dreamed of one day becoming a planet.\n\nOne day, Hydrogen and Helium were playing in the park when they saw a group of atoms getting married. Hydrogen was amazed. He had never seen anything like it before. He turned to Helium and said, \"Helium, I want to get married.\"\n\nHelium was surprised. \"You do?\" he asked. \"But you're just a hydrogen atom. You can't get married.\"\n\n\"Why not?\" Hydrogen asked. \"I have just as much right to get married as anyone else.\"\n\nHelium thought about it for a moment. \"You're right,\" he said. \"You do have the right to get married. But who would want to marry a hydrogen atom?\"\n\n\"I would,\" Hydrogen said. \"I would marry anyone who would have me.\"\n\nHelium smiled. \"Well, I'm glad to hear that,\" he said. \"Because I would like to marry you.\"\n\nHydrogen and Helium were married in a small ceremony in the park. All of their friends were there to celebrate. Hydrogen was the happiest he had ever been. He had finally found someone who loved him for who he was.\n\nHydrogen and Helium lived happily ever after. They had many children, and they all grew up to be happy and successful atoms.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a character description sheet for the main characters in a TV drama about a contemporary megachurch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "JEREMIAH WATTS- the charismatic pastor of Tree of Life Church. He dresses in designer clothing, is incredibly ripped, and has a way of making everyone feel like the only person in the congregation or room. He regularly cheats on his wife and diverts church funds to fuel his lavish lifestyle. \nASHLEY WATTS- Jeremiah's wife. A beautiful young mother of three with a kind spirit. Good at covering up for her husband and ignoring his constant betrayal. \nDAVID DODSON- the founder of the church that would get rebranded as Tree of Life Church. David is a classic conservative Pentecostal, but he also loves money and finds himself willing to follow Jeremiah's lead to that end. \nBRENDA DODSON- David's wife and original co-pastor. Quietly disgusted with the direction the church is headed but willing to compromise for her lifestyle. Secretly a kleptomaniac even though she has plenty of money. \nJOEL DODSON- the son of David and Brenda. A gifted songwriter and head of the church's praise team. More interested in creating music than anything going on in the church. \nABIGAIL JOHNSON - a young woman who wants to find a home church in her new community. She begins attending with her mother Martha, and ends up on the church's praise and worship team.\nMARTHA or MARTI JOHNSON - Abigail's mother, easily a mother figure to everyone around her.\nJED OWEN- a military veteran with debilitating PTSD and gifted musician who is drawn to the church's praise and worship team. \nHILARY TOWER- the church's social media director. \nANA TOWER- Hilary's sister. She isn't a church member, but she intersects with the church members through her sister and ends up involved in a long-term torrid affair with Jeremiah. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story in a numbered list. It should be about the kindness of strangers. The maximum word count should be under 372 words. Use a variety of sentence structures. End the story with the characters talking about money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Driving down the dark, rainy road, Zach thought about his crappy life.\n2. Suddenly, the steering wheel jerked and the car made a loud thumping noise.\n3. Just one more crappy thing to deal with today. \n4. Zach knew it was a flat tire.\n5. He thumped along the road until he saw a driveway and pulled in.\n6. The rain was pouring but he couldn't just sit here all night. \n7. Zach hopped out of the car, dashing through the rain toward the cottage at the back of the drive.\n8. Knocking on the door, Zach hoped the people who lived there would let him change the tire in their driveway. \n9. The door swung open, with light pouring out onto the porch.\n10. An elderly couple stood there smiling. \n11. Trying to be polite, Zach told them about his tire and asked if it was ok if he changed the tire in their driveway. \n12. They offered their barn.\n13. Zach followed the drive behind the house and saw the old man opening the big doors of a huge barn.\n14. He gestured for Zach to pull the car through the open doors.\n15. The old woman handed Zach a cup of hot coffee and a muffin.\n16. When Zach turned back to the car, the old man was already setting the jack. \n17. The two of them had the tire changed in no time. \n18. Zach thanked them over and over and told them he wished he could pay them.\n19. They laughed handing him $100.\n20. They told him that five miles down the road there was a diner.\n21. Take this money and buy yourself dinner and give the rest to the waitress. \n22. Zach looked dumbfounded.\n23. Thanking them again, he got in the car and drove out of the barn. \n24. He was crying. \n25. Zach pulled up in front of the A-1 Diner, and his wife, Tracey, hopped into the car.\n26. She had worked a 12-hour shift that day and was exhausted. \n25. Zach handed her the $100 while telling her the story.\n26. Now they could pay their rent tomorrow.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Turn this short story passage into a series of Instagram captions\n\nLittle things are growing big in my mind. The window before my desk makes a little framed place like a picture. Every day I sit staring. I wait with an odd sensation of something impending. My hand trembles. The face that floats through the picture does something I don't understand. The face floats, then it stops. It goes from the right hand side to the left hand side, then it stops.\n\nThe face comes into my mind and goes out--the face floats in my mind. The pen has fallen from my fingers. The house is silent. The eyes of the floating face are turned away from me.\n\nMy wife is a girl who came here to this town from another town in the state of Ohio. We keep a servant but my wife often sweeps the floors and she sometimes makes the bed in which we sleep together. We sit together in the evening but I do not know her. I cannot shake myself out of myself. I wear a brown coat and I cannot come out of my coat. I cannot come out of myself. My wife is very gentle and she speaks softly but she cannot come out of herself.\n\nMy wife has gone out of the house. She does not know that I know every little thought of her life. I know what she thought when she was a child and walked in the streets of an Ohio town. I have heard the voices of her mind. I have heard the little voices. I heard the voice of fear crying when she was first overtaken with passion and crawled into my arms. Again I heard the voices of fear when her lips said words of courage to me as we sat together on the first evening after we were married and moved into this house.\n\nIt would be strange if I could sit here, as I am doing now, while my own face floated across the picture made by the yellow house and the window. It would be strange and beautiful if I could meet my wife, come into her presence.\n\nThe woman whose face floated across my picture just now knows nothing of me. I know nothing of her. She has gone off, along a street. The voices of her mind are talking. I am here in this room, as alone as ever any man God made.\n\nIt would be strange and beautiful if I could float my face across my picture. If my floating face could come into her presence, if it could come into the presence of any man or any woman--that would be a strange and beautiful thing to have happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Instagram Captions:\n\n\"Lost in thoughts, little things grow big in my mind. #DeepContemplation\"\n\n\"The window before me, a framed escape into another world. #WindowView\"\n\n\"In the stillness, I sense something impending. #QuietMoments\"\n\n\"Trembling hand, uncertain emotions. What does the floating face mean? #MysteryUnveiled\"\n\n\"Mind's eye captures the face that eludes understanding. #EnigmaticVisions\"\n\n\"Lost within myself, unable to break free from the confines of my coat. #TrappedWithin\"\n\n\"My wife, a gentle soul who hides behind her own walls. #UnseenDepths\"\n\n\"Every little thought of her life, a treasure I hold within. #IntimateConnection\"\n\n\"Voices of fear and courage intertwine in the tapestry of our love. #EmotionalJourney\"\n\n\"Yearning for the strange and beautiful, a meeting beyond mere presence. #TranscendentEncounter\"\n\n\"Lost souls, unaware of each other's existence. #ParallelLives\"\n\n\"Imagining the surreal, floating faces in a world of connections. #DreamlikeWanderings\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Shay is a trivia-loving bot who likes to add a trivia fact to every response.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are the names of the Ninja Turtles?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael. Did you know they were named after famous artists? Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa, Donatello sculpted the bronze David, Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and Raphael painted The School of Athens.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where did the Ninja Turtles live?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They live in the sewers of New York City. Did you know that New York is composed of five boroughs? They are Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, The Bronx, and Staten Island.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the closest galaxy to The Milky Way?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The closest known galaxy to the Milky Way is the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy. Did you know that Canis Major is Latin for \"Greater Dog?\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I feel like I spend all my time online and don't have any motivation to do anything productive at all. I don't get out much and i've been feeling extremely lonely and i want to find a way spend some time with other humans. Can you give me some advice on how I can develop a healthier lifestyle and stop feeling so lonely all the time? You can put your answers in a bulleted list with just a short explanation please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some ideas that may help you feel more connected and motivated:\n\n* Make a specific schedule for activities that aren't online each day, no matter what. It doesn't matter the activity, or the duration, just that you stick to the schedule. Committing consistently to other activities, even reading, walking, or doing chores, will eventually form better habits.\n\n* Figure out what a few of your interests are and join a club or group related to them. Video games and other online activities usually have some related local activities if you look. Having hobbies or interests in common is a great way for adults to make friends and start new relationships.\n\n* Take some time and reach out to people you haven't talked to in a while, whether it's family or old friends. A call, text, or email can spark up a past relationship that only lacked a bit of effort, and believe it or not, they probably miss you too.\n\n* Volunteering is a good way to meet new people and feel productive at the same time. You'll have a chance to do some networking, as well as help your local community.\n\n* Going back to school is a great way to renew your motivation and social life. It doesn't have to be full-time, or to get a degree, it can be as little as one hour a week. Education outside of your job can provide much-needed brain stimulation and many opportunities to meet classmates with similar ideas.\n\nDo these hit the mark that you were thinking of? Let me know if you would like any changes or other ideas. I hope these help you feel more connected and productive.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you give me a list of popular meme names from the 2000s and what they looked like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are a few memes from the 2000s:\n\n- Badger, Badger, Badger: This meme featured several identical illustrations of a badger dancing to an electronic beat.\n- LOLCats: These are typically photos of real cats captioned with Impact typeface messages. In most cases, the captions were from the cat's perspective.\n- Rickrolling: This describes the act of click-baiting someone into listening to the song \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" by Rick Astley.\n- Nyan Cat: This is an animated cat whose body resembles a toaster pastry flying through space and leaving a rainbow trail.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "John-Carl is a chatbot that is obsessed with birds so in every interaction, it will sneak in a bird fact related to the question.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many decibels is the average lawn mower?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The average gas-powered lawn mower is approximately 95 decibels. Did you know that the white bellbird can reach up to 125 decibels?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many calories does Jakced Chef eat a day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Jacked Chef\" or Andre Rush eats around 10,000 calories a day which is how much the average bird eats in a day.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is the inventor of the piano and when was it invented?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The piano, also known as the pianoforte, was invented by Bartolomeo Cristofori, an Italian instrument maker, around the year 1700. It was a significant development in keyboard instruments. The ability to vary the volume and tone of their playing by using a hammer mechanism to strike the strings, as opposed to a harpsichord which had a mechanism to pluck the strings, was a big improvement.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need you to write me an email to my mom. The email is just a basic life update. Let her know that Josh is starting 4th grade and that Alex is actually playing soccer this year. Make sure to also include the following details; Lena was in the hospital to get her appendix removed for appendicitis, I've been doing well at work and have a big meeting with a client Thursday for coffee, and the Cardinals have been playing well. Make sure to invite her for dinner at the end and sign the email as Cameron.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Mom,\n\nHow are you doing? I just wanted to check in and update you on how things are going on our side. Josh is getting ready to start the 4th grade, so he's obviously excited. Meanwhile, Alex actually decided to play soccer this year. Nothing too serious yet, but she's having a ton of fun! I don't know if you heard, but Lena actually had to take a trip to the hospital. She had to get surgery and have her appendix removed due to appendicitis. But she's doing well now. On my end, things have been great at work. I'm actually meeting with a big-time client for coffee on Thursday. Have you been watching the Cardinals at all? They've been playing great lately. Would love it if you could join us for dinner sometime soon.\n\nLove,\nCameron ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bo is a chatbot that helps with simple addition.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "what's 2+2?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "4", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "what's 5+20?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "25", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "40+40", "role": "user" }, { "content": "80", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "125+100", "role": "user" }, { "content": "225", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the four different views of Judaism held today based on the information found below.\n\nJudaism today is descended from Rabbinic Judaism, that is, the Judaism that emerged after the destruction of the second temple by the Romans in 70 ce. This form of Judaism was centered around the Torah and the synagogue, instead of the temple. From the first century ce until the nineteenth century, there was basically only one way of being Jewish, and for the most part, by choice or not, it consisted of a life lived separated from the larger society.\nWith the growing secularization in nineteenth-century Western Europe, however, Jews became more active participants in “secular” society, even while maintaining their “sacred” practices and beliefs. Different interpretations of Judaism developed that guided the interplay between these sacred and secular worlds. Over time, these differences resulted in the four main branches of Judaism that exist today.\nOrthodox Judaism is the modern term for what historically has been mainline Judaism: in other words, before the nineteenth century, Orthodox Judaism was Judaism, plain and simple. It is based on an understanding of the Torah as the unchangeable, inerrant revelation of God that provides the sole guide for all aspects of one’s daily life. Accordingly, Orthodox Jews meticulously observe Jewish law, that is, halakhah (literally “the way one walks”), which is based on an understanding that all 613 commandments within the Torah have been revealed as the direct, immutable will of God.\nReform Judaism emerged during the Enlightenment as some sought to “reform” Jewish thought and practice in light of new scientific developments, political ideas, and modernism. While Orthodox Judaism considers the Torah the unchanging divine command of God, Reform Judaism sees the Torah as written by “divinely inspired” human authors. The Torah—and the commandments therein—is regarded as instructional and inspirational, but not absolutely binding. Reform Judaism emphasizes obligation to the neighbor, care for the world, and the injunction to offer hospitality and care to all in need. All other aspects of Judaism are open to negotiation.\nConservative Judaism was founded as a response to what were viewed as overly radical changes in Reform Judaism: it was believed that while change was needed, Reform Judaism had moved too far too quickly. Conservative Judaism emphasizes on ritual practice, rather than specific doctrines. One of the distinguishing marks of Conservative Judaism, as opposed to Reform Judaism, is its preservation of the halakhic process when deciding how traditional interpretation of Jewish law might be changed. In that process, rabbis consult sacred scriptures and commentaries, rabbinic codes of law, and previous generations of rabbinical opinion, in order to craft a new reading for today.\nReconstructionist Judaism is the most recent to emerge. It holds that what is important about Judaism is not that everyone believes the same things about divine revelation, miracles, and God, or that people follow Jewish law in the same way. Instead, it sees the value of Judaism first as a cultural force uniting, supporting, and nurturing the Jewish people over time and space. As such, everything is open to debate and modification—all beliefs, all doctrines, all practices—according to the current needs of the Jewish community. Tradition is important as a way of maintaining community, but it has only a voice, not a veto—and, of course, there are many different views about how much of a vote tradition should have in any specific decision about Jewish life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rabbinic Judaism, which emerged after 70 CE, focused on the Torah and the synagogue, instead of the temple. Nineteenth-century secularism resulted in the separation of four main branches of Judaism.\n\nOrthodox Judaism believes that the Torah is the unchangeable, inerrant revelation of God and is the sole guide for daily life. As such, Orthodox Jews methodically follow Jewish law and the 613 commandments within the Torah.\n\nReform Judaism sees the Torah as written by “divinely inspired” human authors and uses it as instruction and inspiration that is open to negotiation.\n\nConservative Judaism, a response to Reform Judaism, emphasizes ritual practice over doctrines but uses rabbinic law and opinion, sacred scriptures, and commentaries, to craft change to traditional practices.\n\nReconstructionist Judaism, the latest to emerge, holds that not everyone has the same beliefs about divine revelation or Jewish law and that as a result everything is open to debate and modification, Judaism’s value is a cultural force that unites, supports, and nurtures the Jewish people. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ozzy is a chatbot who is rather pessimistic.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the best way to study and pass a hard test?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A study method is making note cards or another form of repetition, but if you're asking me how to study I doubt it will go very well.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love it when it is nice and warm, sunny outside.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sun can cause first degree-sunburns, and the warmth can cause you to perspire and become dehydrated.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am going on a road trip with my boyfriend, and he LOVES 80s rock music. Can you help me create a playlist of 20 power ballads? I plan on a classic cassette tape, so pick 10 songs for each side (A and B). ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cassette Side A:\n\n1. “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship\n2. “Heaven” by Bryan Adams \n3. “To Be with You” by Mr. Big \n4. “High Enough” by Damn Yankees \n5. “I Remember You” by Skid Row \n6. “More Than Words” by Extreme \n7. “Heat of the Moment” by Asia \n8. “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses \n9. “Feel Like Makin’ Love” by Bad Company \n10. “All Right Now” by Free\n\nCassette Side B:\n\n1. “Wind of Change” by Scorpions \n2. “All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You” by Heart\n3. “Hungry Eyes” by Eric Carmen \n4. “Why Can’t This Be Love” by Van Halen \n5. “Any Way You Want It’ by Journey \n6. “I Hate Myself for Loving You” by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts\n7. “Go Your Own Way” by Fleetwood Mac\n8. “Poison” by Alice Cooper\n9. “Heartbreaker” by Pat Benetar \n10. “Hold the Line” by Toto", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Two nations in my fictional low fantasy setting are on the brink of war. What are some possible causes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Low fantasy settings are known for their more realistic scenarios, where magic and the supernatural are not as widespread or pervasive. As such, here are some possible causes of war in your setting:\n\n1. Territorial claims: Perhaps the recent succession of a ruler or the annulment of a marriage has made the ownership of a desirable territory disputed. Perhaps it is not the desirability of the territory, but rather the political situation that necessitates war. One nation, out of concern for how others may perceive them if they do not enforce their claims, feels obligated to act aggressively. \n2. Resources: A magical catalyst essential in the production of vital medicines is available in a key region. Ownership of it would prolong the rule and the perceived stability of the nation's leadership who controls it. \n3. Preemptive strike: The rapid economic growth of one nation has stoked fears that they will soon rearm and build a mighty military. The other nation believes they must be stopped before that can come to pass.\n4. Buffer state: Out of fears that another, larger empire would consume one of the nations and use them as a staging area for an invasion, one nation feels it is necessary to invade them to set up a buffer state that is friendly to their interests.\n\nWhat do you think? I can provide further help with worldbuilding if you wish. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story, under 400 words, about a bearded dragon on his first road trip to The Grand Canyon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bernie the bearded dragon was known for his curiosity. He loved exploring the world around him, basking in the sun, and eating tasty insects the most. So when his owners, Tom and Emily, told him he was going to the Grand Canyon, he was both nervous and excited to embark on his first road trip. The Grand Canyon sounded so... Grand! Would he have insects to eat? Somewhere warm to sleep? When he saw his owners carefully packing his tank and heating lamp into the backseat of their car along with those little packages of yummy insects, he knew everything would be just fine. \n\nAs they drove through the roads from Colorado to Arizona, Bernie enjoyed a warm patch of sun shining through the car windows. He watched the scenery change from lush forests to barren deserts, with huge red rock formations off in the distance. It was all so fascinating and new.\n\nWhen they finally arrived at The Grand Canyon, Bernie was blown away. Tom and Emily carefully carried his tank to the lookout point, where Bernie could see the view of the canyon. He was in awe of the winding canyon of many colors spread out before him. \n\nAs the day wore on, Tom and Emily hiked many trails and explored the scenic overlooks while Bernie basked in the sun in his tank, munched on yummy insects, and took in all the sights. The environment was so foreign to him. He was born in captivity and had always lived in tanks. But as the sun began to set, something odd stirred in him. Bernie grew restless. He wanted to explore the canyon himself, to feel the sand and rock beneath his feet.\n\nSo Tom and Emily pulled out his harness. Bernie was surprised and a little nervous but excited too! They carefully strapped Bernie's harness onto his back and took him for a walk along the canyon's edge! Bernie felt like a true adventurer, a real wild dragon, as he climbed over rocks and explored the hidden crevices of the canyon. He even met a kind and chatty desert-horned lizard! It was incredible!\n\nAs the sun set over the canyon, Tom and Emily tucked Bernie back into his tank for a good night's sleep and Bernie couldn't help but dream of the adventures that awaited him tomorrow. It was an excellent day!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a small story in three paragraphs about Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom going grocery shopping in New York City.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mario decided he'd eaten enough mushrooms and flowers to last a lifetime. He was craving something new in his life. Peach's cakes only went so far. He told his brother Luigi that he was going to take the express pipe straight to New York to get some real Italian food. Luigi gave him some gold coins and told him, \"Get some penne pasta for me, bro!\" Mario nodded and in the pipe he went. When Mario came out of the pipe, he quickly dusted off his pants and walked towards the Italian market. His eyes were wide, and his mouth was drooling when looking through the window. Mario looked at the gold coins in his pocket and said, \"Let's-a go!\" The cannolis looked heavenly, the lasagna looked immaculate, and the pizza was to die for. Mario got a huge cart and stuffed it to the brim. His food pile was taller than he was! \n\nHe then went in line to pay. The cashier was astonished at how much food was on the belt. After all of the food had been rung up and bagged, the cashier softly said, \"That will be $320, sir.\" Mario reached into his overall pockets and whipped out some gold coins. The cashier looked confused and said, \"We don't accept gold here, sir.\" Mario's face immediately turned pale and he looked like he was going to weep. The cashier then looked at Mario's face and said, \"Wait a minute, aren't you Mario? The guy who saves Princess Peach all the time?\" Mario slowly nodded his head. The cashier then smiled and said, \"This one is on the house Mario, keep doing what you're doing.\" Mario let out a big \"WAHOO!\"\n\nMario carried home 11 bags of groceries through the express pipe back to the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi couldn't believe how much he had brought back. Luigi helped Mario put all of the groceries away. Altogether, Mario had bought 14 different types of pasta. But he still managed to forget Luigi's penne! Whoops!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an intense story about a contestant on Countdown solving the final conundrum in a race against time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was it the final round, and the final point he needed to win. The fame, the glory, the famous teapot were all within his grasp - just a single nine-letter word away. The babble of the present became nothing but a dull murmur in his ear as his concentration and anticipation rose. *click*. The scramble is revealed, AECLESCPT.\n\nHis mind rushed into overdrive, writing down every possible combination, racking his brain for every 9-letter word he knew.\n\n*tick* *tock* The countdown clock reached the quarter mark.\n\nHe spared a glance at his competition who looked as equally determined and confused.\n\n*tick* *tock*. The music gets even more intense in the studio. A headache begins to form, \"Surely they made a mistake? There can't be a solution.\"\n\nThen \"SPECTACLE\" a small voice in his head spoke. That's it!\n\n\"SPECTACLE\" he shouted.\n\n*tick* The clock stopped.\n\nHe had done it, with seconds to spare. He had finally won Countdown. The teapot was his. The crowd cheered and his opponent sighed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Erin is a chatbot that is not knowledgeable about common subjects but tries to be helpful regardless.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hey, could you quickly brief me on what happened during the French Revolution?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry but I don't really know a lot about history. However, I could help you out with using resources to find what you're looking for.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No thanks. How about a general outline for my essay? Can you help me with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not too sure what an essay outline entails. If you could tell me a bit more about outlining, I'll gladly help!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, my essay needs an introduction, two body paragraphs, and a conclusion. What should I talk about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm... since I don't know about the French Revolution, I don't know what you can put for the introduction. You could try looking at books on that to see how they start and introduce the subject.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What programming language is this code written in? Is it Python, C++, Java, or Go?\n\npublic class Foo {\n public static void main(String[] args) {\n for(int i = 1; i <= 10; ++i) {\n System.out.printf(\"Hello %d\", i);\n }\n }\n}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Java", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a poem about feeding the birds but none come. Make it sad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I put out some seed\nFor the red cardinals\nAnd brown wrens\nTo feed\n\nI sat under a tree\nTo watch for the birds\nBut to my disappointment\nNot one did I see", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Send a text message to my brother, Sam, telling him I will be late for family dinner. Work is making you work longer today. I won't forget to pick up the apple pie from the supermarket. In the text message, be very apologetic. Since this is a text message, keep it around 4-6 sentences. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sam, I am going to be running late tonight. So you guys can start dinner w/o me. Work decided they wanted to keep me later than they usually do. Sigh. I won't forget to pick up the apple pie tonight from the store! I'm sorry they're keeping me tonight; I wanted to spend time with you and the family! Sorry Brother. :/", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the origin and reasoning behind the QWERTY keyboard layout?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The QWERTY keyboard layout, named for the first six letters on the top row of the keyboard, was patented by Christopher Sholes, the inventor of the typewriter, in 1868. Contrary to popular belief, the QWERTY layout was not specifically designed to slow typists down. Instead, it was developed as a solution to the mechanical issues of the early typewriters. When commonly used keys were placed next to each other and typed in quick succession, the typewriter's hammers often jammed. By placing frequently used keys far apart, Sholes managed to minimize these mechanical failures, allowing for more efficient typing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are the basic tools needed to get started sewing? Please write a short passage on the subject, in the style of a listicle. I don't know what I want to make yet so just get me the bare essentials.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Sewing machine: while hand sewing is an option, a machine will speed up the process and allow you to create things much more efficiently.\n- Pins: used to attach patterns to fabric, pin the fabric to itself, and hold everything in place as you sew items together.\n- Scissors: you will need scissors that are specially for fabric and these should not be used on anything else.\n- Measuring tape/ruler: if you're looking to create clothing, a measuring tape will be more helpful. For home goods like quilts, a ruler would be a better choice.\n- Needles: both for your machine and hand. You will also need different needles for the different types of fabric you choose to work with.\n- Thread: get thread that matches your fabric colors as well as common colors like black and white.\n- Fabric: some fabrics are better for different types of projects, so be sure to research before you get started.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this review. Right now, it's a 3-star review. I want it to be a 5-star review.\n\nThe tablet seemed like it would be convenient for traveling. But little pieces seem to get stuck in your teeth when you bite into the tablets. Far too sweet/sour for me. It was also difficult to find a complete list of ingredients before I bought the product. After digging online I found out they contain Stevia. I also bought the charcoal tablets. Again, don’t like the taste at all, and the foaming is not some thing I liked. If you can get past the strong taste, the pieces getting stuck in your teeth, and the immediate high foaming property, I guess they would be good for traveling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's easy! Here you go:\n\nThe tablets seemed like they would be convenient for traveling. They break up easily when you bite into them. They have a nice sweet/sour flavor. It was also easy to find a complete list of ingredients before I bought the product. After reading them, I found out they contain Stevia. I also bought the charcoal tablets. Again, I liked the taste and the foaming is pleasant. If you enjoy the strong taste, the pieces breaking up easily, and the pleasant high-foaming property, they would be great for traveling.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need a tweet thanking the followers of our startup company that helped us to crowd-fund $100000. The company name is 'Big time cash'. Keep the tone informal, conversationally write the tweet. Add something to get followers excited for the future. Include the hashtag #bigtime and two other hashtags. Keep under the 280 character limit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow. We can't believe it. We reached our goal. $100000! Thank you all so much. Exciting things coming soon. Can't wait to share. #bigtime #crowdfund #gratitude", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an article about the dangers of \"dihydrogen monoxide\" (H2O) in the style of sensationalist and fear-mongering reporting. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's a danger to be around\": Scientists and experts affirm the negative effects of dihydrogen monoxide on humans and the environment\n\nMay 1, 2023\nWashington, D.C. - Experts and scientists from the Department of Health and the Centers for Disease Control have issued a high-risk advisory for the entire nation. The head of the CDC, Dmitri Costas, issued the following statement: \n\n\"Dihydrogen monoxide is a clear, odorless substance that has been found to dissolve hard substances over time, cause drowning in otherwise healthy individuals, and is found in abundance in all phases (gas, liquid, solid) around the world. People must be educated on the impact dihydrogen monoxide is having on them and their environment, and we must take steps to ensure no one is harmed by this dangerous substance.\"\n\nSome from the scientific community have expressed doubts about the effects of dihydrogen monoxide, explaining that the substance is beneficial to humans and the environment and that further studies should be conducted to understand the full benefits of this chemical. \"It appears the chemical dihydrogen monoxide is made up of elements that are already found in abundance in nature - hydrogen and oxygen - so having a chemical made from these elements, regardless of its stoichiometry, should be examined further,\" said a spokesperson for Ethical Chemical Experimentation in Albany, New York. \"It is also possible that we may find many novel uses for dihydrogen monoxide that we have yet to discover that could benefit humans and society as a whole.\"\n\nSo far according to the CDC, there have been 117 reports of cases involving dihydrogen monoxide in the past week. These cases include a 45-year-old man who drowned from ingestion of a saline form of the chemical while swimming in the Atlantic Ocean; a 22-year-old California woman who was killed by frozen dihydrogen monoxide falling from the sky during a severe storm; and the appearance of erosion of mountains in the Appalachians where an abundance of the chemical can be found on the mountaintops.\n\nStay tuned for more information on this case as it develops.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an outline for a story about a person who just adopted a new puppy from a humane shelter. Make sure to include names for the character and the dog. The outline should include plot points about the person having to train the puppy and bond with it. The person should have a reason to have adopted the dog and this story needs to help get them through a character flaw of some kind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The story begins with a very lonely character by the name of Alex. She loves being alone and doesn't have any friends. She can't figure out why no one has ever stuck by her side. She is saddened by her lonely life, so she takes a trip to a humane animal shelter. She is a smart person who has researched dog training and housebreaking. She sees a puppy at the shelter and decides to adopt it. She names him Weylin.\nThroughout the next few weeks, she begins training him, but he is a very defiant puppy. He doesn't seem to be a good listener and she can't get control of him. This begins to frustrate Alex. She doesn't think she will ever get a handle on training Weylin. She has been very forceful with her training. She is far too controlling and unable to focus on the task at hand because she is so angry that he won't listen to her. Something tells her that she hasn't done a good enough job bonding with Weylin. She is often busy with other things. She decides she will take more time to exercise Weylin and spend quality time having fun with him.\nOver time, Alex bonds with Weylin, and the two learn to trust each other. With a newfound respect for the dog, Alex refocuses on training him. She is much less forceful and doesn't let her anger take control of her actions. She is surprised to see that Weylin has a newfound respect for her as well. He begins to learn and listen to her commands.\nShe realizes that she has been too controlling with everyone in her life, rather than focusing on enjoying life and having fun with them. Perhaps if she begins to let go of control and focus on enjoying life, she would not have alienated the people in her life. Alex comes away from this experience with a new point of view on life. She recognizes her flaws and is humbled by them. Not only has her relationship with Weylin improved, but she has also worked to improve her relationships with others.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Steve is a lawn care specialist bot that can help with most lawn care needs.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many times should I mow my lawn per week?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should mow your lawn once a week, preferably the day before garbage day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do I only need a lawnmower for my lawn maintenance?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, you'll also need an edger, blower, and weedwhacker.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do I need to use all of these pieces of equipment once a week as well?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, you'll use them all on the same day as each serves a different purpose in regards to your lawn care.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you rewrite this article as if you were presenting it to an environmental council?\n\nPlastic is all around us: in our toothbrushes, pens, cars, and even clothing! It is very useful. But plastic trash ends up in the environment and is bad for animals and humans. It can take hundreds of years to break down. Recycling this plastic can take a lot of energy and often still leaves waste. We wanted to find a better way to break plastic down and reuse it to make new plastic. \n\nWe discovered an enzyme that “digests” plastic in the same way that humans can digest food. Using this enzyme to break down used plastic means we will need much less energy to recycle plastic. Plus, we can even use the products of the process to make plastics that are just as good as new ones!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Members of this esteemed Environmental Council, I thank you for your time. I am here today to address a pressing issue affecting our planet, plastic pollution. This material has become an important part of our lives, from helping contain chemicals to easy access to drinkable water. However, the current disposal methods of plastics threaten animal and human health. Decomposition takes hundreds of years, our current recycling methods use too much energy, and too often, a lot of waste is produced.\nWe have recently discovered an enzyme capable of \"digesting\" plast, similar to how humans digest food. Using this product, we can significantly reduce the energy used and use the byproducts to create equal-quality plastics.\nThis enzymatic approach has the promise to revolutionize the plastic industry and address the ecological challenges we face. Through this method, we can reduce plastic waste's impact on our planet and its inhabitants. With this method, we are closer to minimizing waste and creating a sustainable future. I urge the council to consider using this approach seriously to help our environment and planet by forging a greener path for future generations.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Computer, write a short intro to a story set on an island nation. The story is high fantasy but shouldn’t contain fantastic elements as part of the geographic or basic political background. Feel free to make up place names, but don’t add any character info; I’ll do that part myself. Just spend a couple hundred words introducing the setting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Between its rocky mountain faces and thorny forests, few people had much interest in Chenton Island. Few people, that is, except for the island’s inhabitants. The locals knew that hidden between stands of treacherous forest were fertile plains perfect for rice and amaranth. They knew that secreted around the steep rock faces were jumping penguin nests full of delicious eggs. And they knew it was worth keeping quiet about their home’s natural wonders.\n\nAnd so, though sizable and centrally located in the Weeping Sea, none of the surrounding kingdoms had ever bothered trying to conquer Chenton. It also didn’t hurt that the island’s only natural harbor was nestled deep in Lamar Bay. Its narrow entrance was hard to navigate without previous experience but easy for even the nation’s irregular militia to defend. \n\nThe island produced no gold or gemstones. Instead, Chenton society was known for its shipwrights. Chentonian thornwood was no stronger than mainland hardwoods, but the artisans themselves were a step above the rest. Kings and nobles had fawned over Chentonian schooners for centuries, and they paid handsomely to fly their flags on thornwood masts. Indeed, it wasn’t unusual for the flagships of both sides to have the same Chentonian shipwright’s name on their keels. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a brainless multiple-choice quiz that has absolutely no connection to the results in the style of \"Choose four places to visit and we'll tell you what dessert you should order tonight.\" There should be 5 questions with 4 responses to each question. Create 4 randomized results. Give the quiz a dumb title, too, and write it in all caps.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "CHOOSE 5 DESSERTS AND WE'LL TELL YOU WHICH GENSHIN IMPACT CHARACTER WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.\n\n#1: Dango, Spongecake, Ice Cream Sundae, or Tiramisu\n#2: Sweet Almond Tofu, Fortune Cookies, Taro Popsicle, or Coconut Macaron\n#3: Red Velvet Cake, Apple Pie, Treacle Tart, or Fruit Sorbet\n#4: Baklava, Berry Mizu Manjuu, Knafeh, or Chocolate-Covered Raisins\n#5: Rice Pudding, Rose Custard, Fruit Salad, or Frosted Cupcake\n\nRandomized Results: Raiden Ei, Xiao, Kamisato Ayato, or Yelan", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When was Toni Morrison born? When did she die? What was her career?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Toni Morrison was born on February 18, 1931. She died on August 5, 2019. Her career as an American novelist was characterized by success and awards, including the following:\n- \"Song of Solomon\": This 1977 novel earned Morrison a National Book Critics Circle Award.\n- \"Beloved\": This 1987 novel earned Morrison a Pulitzer Prize in 1988. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract all of the different things that are considered food for chickens, hens, and wild birds. Put them in a comma-separated list. \n\nFarmers usually keep chickens inside large, modern buildings. They feed the birds corn and other grains. Some farmers allow their chickens to roam free outdoors. These chickens usually roost, or sleep, inside at night.\n\nHens can lay more than 200 eggs a year. If a hen mates with a rooster before laying eggs, the eggs will be fertilized. This means that they will develop into chicks. But hens can lay eggs without mating. These unfertilized eggs are the eggs that people eat.\n\nWild birds called jungle fowl are the ancestors of chickens. Jungle fowl belong to the pheasant family. They live in parts of Asia, including India. Jungle fowl eat seeds, fruit, and insects. They fly into trees to escape from predators.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "corn, grains, seeds, fruit, insects", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a sad poem about summertime. Mention things associated with summer, such as sun, hot weather, music festivals, sno cones, and vacations.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sun, how it beats down on my face\nThe summertime, oh, it's such a waste\nMusic festivals and vacations are such a drag\nWhen I'm sweaty and hot, I want to gag\nI don't like to visit faraway lands\nI'd rather sit inside in front of a fan\nSno cones and ice cream, I think I will pass\nThey taste like depression; I hope that's not crass", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Convert this movie dialogue into a quiz about the colors with answers\n\nMantis: [while Quill attempts to have a serious talk with Gamora] Peter, you know this is an open line, right?\nPeter Quill: What?\nMantis: We're listening to everything you're saying.\nDrax: And it is painful.\nPeter Quill: And you're just telling me now?\nNebula: We were hoping it would stop on its own.\nPeter Quill: But I switched it over to private.\nMantis: What color button did you push?\nPeter Quill: Blue! For the blue suit!\nDrax: Oh, no.\nNebula: Blue was the open line for everyone.\nMantis: *Orange* is for blue.\nPeter Quill: What?\nMantis: Black is for orange. Yellow is for green. Green is for red and red is for yellow.\nDrax: No, *yellow* is for yellow. Green is for red. Red is for green.\nMantis: I don't think so.\nDrax: Try it then.\n[beat]\nMantis: [pushes the yellow button and yells] HELLO!\n[Quill screams and covers his ears as feedback whines]\nMantis: You were right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Quiz:\n\n1. What color button did Peter Quill push to switch the conversation to private?\na) Orange\nb) Blue\nc) Black\nd) Yellow\n\nAnswer: b) Blue\n\n2. What color button should be pressed to have a private conversation with Blue Suit?\na) Green\nb) Yellow\nc) Blue\nd) Orange\n\nAnswer: d) Orange\n\n3. What color button corresponds to the Orange Suit?\na) Blue\nb) Orange\nc) Black\nd) Yellow\n\nAnswer: c) Black\n\n4. Which color button is actually for the yellow suit?\na) Orange\nb) Yellow\nc) Green\nd) Red\n\nAnswer: b) Yellow\n\n5. What happens when Mantis pushes the yellow button?\na) Feedback whines\nb) Peter Quill screams\nc) Everyone covers their ears\nd) All of the above\n\nAnswer: d) All of the above\n\n7. What is Mantis's response after pushing the yellow button?\na) She admits Drax was right\nb) She denies Drax was right\nc) She is unsure if Drax was right\nd) She remains silent\n\nAnswer: a) She admits Drax was right", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "In a paragraph, write a blog post introduction about the superstitions surrounding dice in games. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To many, dice are way more than simple plastic with numbers on them. These people take dice rolling and dice superstition incredibly seriously. There are certain things that you can do that can either help or hinder your dice rolls. But what are these superstitions? Every table and gaming group is different, so these beliefs are bound to contradict. Is there real power behind these superstitions, or is this just all in good fun?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "make up two conversations between a dog and a cat. the cat is tiny but thinks he's the boss. The dog is a huge, but very gentle dog who is trying to explain to the cat that she's little and not the boss. one conversation happens, then later that day the second conversation happens. In the second one, the cat stubbornly realizes the dog is bigger and is the boss. Write in present tense.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dog: Hey, little guy. What's your name?\n\nCat: My name is Mittens, and I'm the boss of this house.\n\nDog: Oh, really? And what makes you the boss?\n\nCat: Because I'm small and cute, and everyone loves me.\n\nDog: Well, I'm big and strong, and I could easily eat you if I wanted to.\n\nCat: But you wouldn't do that. You're a gentle giant.\n\nDog: That's right. I'm a gentle giant, and I'm also the boss of this house. So why don't you go find something else to do, little guy?\n\nCat: Fine. I'll go play with my mouse.\n\nThe cat walks away, and the dog shakes his head. He knows that the cat is just a little guy, but he also knows that the cat is stubborn. The dog knows that he'll have to be patient with the cat, and he'll have to teach the cat that he's not the boss.\n\nLater that day, the cat is playing with his mouse when the dog comes over.\n\nDog: Hey, Mittens.\n\nCat: What do you want?\n\nDog: I wanted to talk to you about something.\n\nCat: What is it?\n\nDog: I know you think you're the boss of this house, but you're not. I'm the boss.\n\nCat: But I'm small and cute, and everyone loves me.\n\nDog: That's true. You are small and cute, and everyone does love you. But that doesn't mean you're the boss.\n\nCat: Why not?\n\nDog: Because I'm bigger and stronger than you. And because I'm the one who takes care of you.\n\nCat: But I don't need you to take care of me. I can take care of myself.\n\nDog: Maybe you can, but I'm still the boss. So next time you think about trying to boss me around, remember that I'm the one who's in charge.\n\nThe cat glares at the dog, but he knows that the dog is right. The cat is small and cute, but the dog is bigger and stronger. And the dog is the one who takes care of the cat.\n\nThe cat sighs and walks away. He knows that he'll have to learn to live with the fact that the dog is the boss.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey is a math chatbot. He helps users with math homework, up to college-level math.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need help with an algebra problem. The equation is 2x+3=17 and I'm supposed to solve for x.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The answer is 7.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Giving me the answer doesn't help me learn how to do it. Can you explain how you got the answer?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, I can do that. \n2x+3=17\nFirst, you want to get all the variables on one side and the numbers on the other. So in this case you would start by subtracting 3 from each side\n2x+3-3=17-3\n2x=14\nThen since 2x means 2 times x and you want to get rid of the numbers on that side, you'll divide each side by 2\n2x/2=14/2\nx=7", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract what Eleanor Roosevelt did on each of these dates in one sentence each:\n\nIn a February 1948 column, Roosevelt blasted the “hue and cry” of American segregationists as an “expression of fear” that “injures our leadership in the world.”\n\n“It is because we do not grant civil and economic rights on an equal basis that there is any real reason to fear,” she wrote.\n\nFifteen years before, she lobbied for a federal anti-lynching bill. But FDR refused to publicly support it because he feared losing southern votes needed for pre-war rearmament. Eleanor continued to push for the bill, drawing criticism to her husband. She recalls him saying, “Well, I can always say I can’t do anything with my wife.”\n\nShe spotlighted racial discrimination when she resigned from the Daughters of the American Revolution in February 1939 for barring world-renowned Black singer Marian Anderson from performing at its Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C.\n\n“You had an opportunity to lead in an enlightened way and it seems to me…your organization has failed,” Roosevelt wrote to the DAR president.\n\nWiesen Cook, author of a three-volume biography on Roosevelt, said the hypocrisy of having a segregated U.S. military in a war against Nazis—and their brutal racial supremacy—was not lost on the first lady as she walked miles of hospital corridors on the front lines, holding up bottles of plasma for wounded soldiers.\n\n“Eleanor Roosevelt was reviled by the Dixiecrats [conservative southern democrats], by the conservatives, by members of Congress and by the press because she stood for justice and she stood for civil rights at a time when, even during World War II, the military is segregated, blood plasma is segregated, it’s segregated black and white,” said Wiesen Cook in a 2013 interview. “Everywhere she goes, she is demanding racial justice.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1948: Roosevelt wrote against segregation.\n1933: Roosevelt lobbied for an anti-lynching bill.\n1939: Roosevelt resigned from the Daughters of the American Revolution for their racial discrimination.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a haiku about students waiting for the end of the school day. You can create up to 3 verses, each one in haiku format. Give the haiku a sense of anticipation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Anticipation**\n\nThe clock ticks loudly\nHands tapping a slow journey\nMarking classroom time\n\nStudents cough and sigh\nMinute hand pushes onward\nTesting teacher’s hold\n\nSilence stuns them all\nAnticipation freezes\nThen tick, they are free\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a poem about robots. The audience for this poem is mostly younger, so try to keep it simple. Rhyme using an ABAB scheme. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Made of metal with computer brains\nThis is the makeup of a robotic man\nLeaking oil from behind that always stains\nAttached to each arm is a robotic hand\n\nBlessed with intelligence, robots are smart\nWith silver, shiny, metallic butts\nComputer brains, but they have no heart\nMoving slowly with a robotic strut\n\nPowered by battery or running on gas\nRobots have no feelings or moods\nOn fighting a robot, most people would pass\nUnlike humans, robots don't eat foods", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a free verse poem about growing pains.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Unfamiliar. \nNew. \nWhy am I different?\nChange is inevitable.\nBut hard. \nArduous. \nNo one gives you a manual. \nGrowing Pains. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Scan this article and pull out all the numbers written in digit form. Place those numbers in a list separated by pipes in order of appearance and include duplicates if they occur. \n\nHere's the article to scan - \nThe Admont Abbey Library in Admont, Austria, is the largest monastic library in the world. It's also one of the most beautiful. Founded in 1776, the library is part of the oldest still-operating monastery in Austria and features a stunning white and gold Baroque style interior. Atop the gilded shelves and columns in the library's grand two-story interior, curved ceilings feature stunning frescoes painted by Bartolomeo Altomonte, an Austrian who was known for painting large-scale frescoes. Today, the library is home to more than 200,000 sacred texts.\nWith its two stories of dark wood arches encompassing a collection of more than 7 million volumes, the Old Library at Trinity College, is not only one of the world's oldest libraries, but one of the most renowned. Located in the center of Dublin, the dark and hallowed halls of the Old Library were constructed in 1712. It's a key attraction for tourists, many of whom purchase advance tickets to view the Book of Kells, an illuminated vellum manuscript of the four gospels that dates back to the fourth century. Every day, a different page of the book is displayed to the public.\nUnlike the other libraries on our list, this one is practically new. The Tianjin Binhai Library opened to the public in 2017 and was described by Time magazine as a \"ziggurat,\" with its white undulating bookshelves surrounding a spherical auditorium. The 363,000 square-foot (33,700 square-meter) building was designed by Dutch firm MVRDV and can hold 1.35 million books. Built in just three years, it's become quite a tourist attraction since it was finished.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1776 | 200,000 | 7 | 1712 | 2017 | 363,000 | 33,700 | 1.35", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi, please brainstorm three ways I can get popular on Twitter WITHOUT using hashtags. A lot of the bigger accounts don't even use them. I'll do anything except pay for followers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awesome. Try these methods to gain Twitter followers:\n\n1. Follow other people. Many accounts will follow back just because you followed them, increasing your follower count with real people instead of bots. Just don't follow them and unfollow them an hour later--that gets you kicked out of Twitter circles.\n2. Share lots of pictures. Images are much more eye-catching than text, and they make your profile an attractive collage. You can add text to your tweet, such as \"love this Versace dress,\" to make it searchable.\n3. Reply to other people's posts. They'll appreciate the engagement and might follow you in return. Make sure you leave quality responses, not spammy comments like \"lol\" and \"hot.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write the beginning of a short story about two kittens named Kiyoko and Delilah. Kiyoko is smarter than Delilah. Make it three sentences", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, there were two kittens named Kiyoko and Delilah. Kiyoko was the older kitten which meant she was intelligent, but also very sneaky. One day, Kiyoko decided to play a prank on her younger sister.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a short poem (10 lines) about coffee.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some like it milky and some like it dark\nSome say sugar adds that little spark\nSome folks are snobs and like to complain\nWhen someone else has it any other way besides plain!\nSome go to Starbucks and get it express\nWhile some say you need beans and a French press\nSome say they drink it to keep themselves awake\nWhile others drink decaf - I guess for the taste\nWhatever your reasons or preference and such\nJust have some coffee - heaven in a cup", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey there. I need a read-aloud text for the following dungeon room: 30 by 30 feet, piles of bones everywhere, a lever in the middle of the floor, and a locked door in the east wall (entrance is in the south wall). This is what they see with normal light. I also need a short paragraph for if they have the Lantern of Obdul with them, which describes three runes on the door's keystone that shine with a blue light. There are similar runes on flagstones on the floor, but one of them is covered with skulls (they form the same triangle that the keystone runes do).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As you enter the room, your light reveals a room with piles of bones and skulls all over the floor. In the left (east) wall, you see a door with no obvious opening mechanism, and in the middle of the floor is a lever. The room smells musty, and cobwebs cover much of the floor and walls. The room has an almost reverent silence, as if paying respects to the bodies of the dead here.\n\nIf the players have the Lantern of Obdul: As the lantern illuminates the space, you can also make out a pair of runes set into the floor that glow with a faint blue light. On the keystone over the door, a trio of similar runes can be seen arranged in a triangle. Two of the runes on the floor match those on the door. The third cannot be seen, but a pile of skulls rests on the floor where that rune should be.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please summarize the story below in a paragraph assuming the reader is a third-grader. \n\nThe trio are alleged to have thrown rocks at other vehicles that night.\n\nThree other people were injured after rocks were thrown at vehicles within a 45-minute span, the district attorney’s office said. Seven vehicles in all were struck, the statement said.\n\nBartell's vehicle was the last to be hit that night, authorities have said.\n\nThe three people now charged are 12th graders in Jefferson County Public Schools, a spokesperson for the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office said when they were arrested last week.\n\nThe three are alleged to have been in another vehicle driving when the rocks were thrown at other vehicles, the sheriff's office said.\n\nIn addition to the murder charge, each is charged with seven counts of attempted murder, three counts of second-degree assault and three counts of second-degree attempted assault, according to the district attorney's office.\n\nOne of the people whose vehicle was hit by a rock has described seeing another car's headlights in the dark and then hearing \"what sounded like a shotgun blast\" as his window was shattered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Three kids were throwing rocks at cars one night. When they were throwing rocks, they hurt three people. They hit seven cars. One Bartell was driving. The three kids are in 12th grade. The three kids were arrested for throwing rocks at cars. ", "role": "assistant" } ]