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That bastard snake friend 🐍. When we were in 4th grade I had two best friends the snake one became my friend later. So that dude shifted from friend to friend to use them to get their help by saying things like we are best friends and stuff. So once we were going to play in the park and he and I were going to invite the other one to play with us, on our way to his house he said "you are my best friend" and I was like ok.... But Aditya is MY bestie and since that day our friendship only weakend and eventually he shifted friends again and now he tries to roast me in class with his NEW friends.
he has been doing this since 2nd grade! Like planning to move from 1 friends to another like it's nothing. So anyway now it's been 9 years since I became friend with Aditya and we are still besties. We are really happy that he removed himself from our friendcircle. Everybody needs a friend like Aditya and not like that 🐍 snake | [] | [
"That bastard snake friend 🐍.When we were in 4th grade I had two best friends the snake one became my friend later.So that dude shifted from friend to friend to use them to get their help by saying things like we are best friends and stuff.So once we were going to play in the park and he and I were going to invite the other one to play with us, on our way to his house he said \"you are my best friend\" and I was like ok....But Aditya is MY bestie and since that day our friendship only weakend and eventually he shifted friends againand now he tries to roast me in class with his NEW friends.he has been doing this since 2nd grade!Like planning to move from 1 friends to another like it's nothing.So anyway now it's been 9 years since I became friend with Aditya and we are still besties.We are really happy that he removed himself from our friendcircle.Everybody needs a friend like Aditya and not like that 🐍 snake"
] | 217 | Ese bastardo amigo serpiente .Cuando estábamos en 4to grado tenía dos mejores amigos la serpiente uno se convirtió en mi amigo más tarde.Así que ese tipo cambió de amigo a amigo para usarlos para obtener su ayuda diciendo cosas como que somos mejores amigos y cosas así.Así que una vez que íbamos a jugar en el parque y él y yo íbamos a invitar al otro para jugar con nosotros, en nuestro camino a su casa él dijo "tú eres mi mejor amigo" y yo estaba bien....Pero Aditya es MI mejor amiga y desde ese día nuestra amistad sólo se debilitó y finalmente cambió de amigos otra vez y ahora él trata de asarme en clase con sus nuevos amigos.¡él ha estado haciendo esto desde 2do grado!Como planear mudarse de 1 amigo a otro como si nada.Así que ahora han pasado 9 años desde que me hice amigo de Aditya y todavía somos mejores amigos.Estamos muy contentos de que él mismo se haya retirado de nuestro amigo circle.Todo el mundo necesita un amigo como Aditya y no como que serpiente. |
Kind of upset I didn’t dieI took around 50+ pills when I decided to overdose. I remember blacking out an hour after and then waking up 8 hours later as if I had just gone to sleep normally. After that I started vomitting like hell and the taste was so fucking disgusting.
I still taste it on my tongue and certain smells trigger it. I remember vomitting for around an hour- just on and off. I remember crying and being so fucking pissed because my body was just naturally kicking out the pills. Throughout the rest of the day I just couldn’t move and lay in my bed with a huge headache.
I know I should be grateful but a part of me is pissed that I lived. I wanted to die so so much. Now I feel like I have ptsd or some shit because I’d think of the smell or the taste and I’d automatically gag. I have to brush my teeth automatically or eat something to distract me from it.
I hate this shit so much but I can’t do anything about it since I’m in Uni and don’t want my roommate to witness it. | [
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"Kind of upset I didn’t dieI took around 50+ pills when I decided to overdose.I remember blacking out an hour after and then waking up 8 hours later as if I had just gone to sleep normally.After that I started vomitting like hell and the taste was so fucking disgusting.I still taste it on my tongue and certain smells trigger it.I remember vomitting for around an hour- just on and off.I remember crying and being so fucking pissed because my body was just naturally kicking out the pills.Throughout the rest of the day I just couldn’t move and lay in my bed with a huge headache.I know I should be grateful but a part of me is pissed that I lived.I wanted to die so so much.Now I feel like I have ptsd or some shit because I’d think of the smell or the taste and I’d automatically gag.I have to brush my teeth automatically or eat something to distract me from it.I hate this shit so muchbut I can’t do anything about it since I’m in Uni and don’t want my roommate to witness it."
] | 236 | Como si no hubiera muerto, tomé más de 50 píldoras cuando decidí una sobredosis.Recuerdo que me desmayé una hora después y luego me desperté 8 horas más tarde como si me hubiera ido a dormir normalmente.Después de eso empecé a vomitar como un infierno y el sabor era tan asqueroso.Todavía lo saboreo en mi lengua y ciertos olores lo desencadenan.Recuerdo que vomité durante aproximadamente una hora.Recuerdo llorar y estar tan jodidamente enojado porque mi cuerpo estaba echando naturalmente las pastillas.A lo largo del resto del día no podía moverme y acostarme en mi cama con un gran dolor de cabeza.Sé que debería estar agradecido pero una parte de mí está enojada porque viví.Quería morir tanto.Ahora me siento como si tuviera ptsd o alguna mierda porque pensaba en el olor o el sabor y automáticamente mordisqueaba.Tengo que cepillarme los dientes automáticamente o comer algo para distraerme de él.Odio tanto esta mierda pero no puedo hacer nada al respecto desde que estoy en Uni y no quiero que mi compañero de cuarto lo vea. |
when do you stop getting random boners? like how old before they stop because ffs i hate them | [] | [
"when do you stop getting random boners?like how old before they stop because ffs i hate them"
] | 22 | ¿Cuándo usted deja de conseguir erecciones aleatorias?como qué edad antes de que se detienen porque ffs los odio |
An interesting title someone talk Hello. I'm bored as absolute hell, anyone want to talk? Filler filler filler filler | [] | [
"An interesting title someone talk Hello.I'm bored as absolute hell, anyone want to talk?Filler filler filler filler"
] | 28 | Un título interesante que alguien habla Hola.Estoy aburrido como el infierno absoluto, ¿alguien quiere hablar? |
This teacher got to be joking Today its 18 February
I got a notification of teams
“New assignment due 5feb”
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"This teacher got to be joking Today its 18 February\n\nI got a notification of teams\n\n“New assignment due 5feb”\n\n😶"
] | 26 | Este maestro llegó a estar bromeando Hoy su 18 de febrero recibí una notificación de los equipos “Nueva asignación debido 5feb” |
you lady's think guys in skirts is cool try this r/WorshipKimJongUn I made it for jokes come in and post random stuff about Kim | [] | [
"you lady's think guys in skirts is cool try this r/WorshipKimJongUnI made it for jokes come in and post random stuff about Kim"
] | 37 | Crees que los chicos en faldas es genial probar este r / worshipKimJongUnI lo hice para bromas venir y publicar cosas al azar sobre Kim |
I have an eye doctor appointment today :/ I'm really nervous, i hate things involving eyes. Plus they might have to dilate them. | [] | [
"I have an eye doctor appointment today :/I'm really nervous, i hate things involving eyes.Plus they might have to dilate them."
] | 30 | Hoy tengo una cita con un oculista :/Estoy muy nervioso, odio las cosas que involucran a los ojos.Además, pueden tener que dilatarlos. |
anyone else wanna be my friends so you can hangout with me 😍 they literally didn't even invite me and i kinda want new friends like goddamn | [] | [
"anyone else wanna be my friends so you can hangout with me 😍 they literally didn't even invite me and i kinda want new friends like goddamn"
] | 31 | Alguien más quiere ser mis amigos para que puedas pasar el rato conmigo Literalmente ni siquiera me invitaron y como que quiero nuevos amigos como maldito |
I should be dead.I don't want to get into politics so I'm going to be non specific.
I was born into the grips of a terrible government. I was disappeared with my family for political reasons and spent years in what must have been among the world's most brutal prisons. I witnessed mass executions and horrific torture. I was tortured every day for years. Most people would be nauseated to hear the things I saw. I was supposed to be killed. I should have been hung there, or shot, and buried in a mass grave with everyone else to sleep forever and haunt this land.
Now my life is different. I am back in the world, and I have been for years. I have friends, I'm reasonably successful, I have an apartment, I volunteer with a couple of not for profit groups, I am in some athletic groups, I lift weights. For a while I attended religious services, though no longer. I built a new life and left the shadows of my past behind me, but they continue to haunt me.
I feel like I should be dead. I feel like I am a ghost, trapped in the world of the living. I was slated for execution twice and survived by mishap both times. I feel like this was a terrible mistake. I don't miss my internment, but I feel every day that I should have been killed and buried with everyone else, and allowed to rest in peace and nothingness there, instead of being tormented here, cut off geographically, linguistically, politically, and in the simple matter of dead-or-alive from everyone I knew and everything that once surrounded me. I know, because everyone I talk to about this reminds me, that I am lucky to be alive, which I obviously am. Very few survived. I have an obligation to tell the world about the suffering we all endured and about what is happening. But I can't speak about what happened, I can't stand even to think about it. The idea of ever writing or speaking or even giving an interview about any of this to anyone makes me feel sick.
I don't feel that I can exist in the world as it is. I missed so much education, and so much social opportunity. I don't know how to interact with people, or how to act in normal life. I have some friends, but even they comment on my strange behaviour and extreme awkwardness, and most people dislike me. There is a lot of gossip and rumors about me and my past. I have studied social skills and have made great strides, but I still don't expect to ever become fluent in it the way people who grew up in society are. It makes me feel lonely, and ashamed of myself. And I often find myself feeling very angry with other people, and with the ordinary day to day rules of society. How *dare* this person be rude to me when they've never truly suffered? (I know everyone suffers to some degree, but realistically my experiences have been far worse than certainly 90 percent of people or more) How pointless and unfair to expect me to pay attention to small technical rules like which type of employee uses which stairwell? I know this is ridiculous, but I feel like people should go out of their way to be kind and accommodating, and that my life now should be especially easy, because of all that I've suffered. I feel like people should be extra understanding of me because of everything I sacrificed, but I have been offered no understanding. No help reintegrating, no therapy (I have been on a waitlist for a very long time), no special support with things. I suffered so terribly and showed what was honestly a lot of strength and courage. But no one appreciates all I sacrificed for what was right, they only care about what I do wrong now.
I feel like I'm trapped far away from my real life and real world and everything that is important to me, forced to play along. I wish I had been allowed to die with my people in our home and rest forever in the Earth. I've outlived my purpose and am trapped in a world I can't be good in. | [
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"I should be dead.I don't want to get into politicsso I'm going to be non specific.I was born into the grips of a terrible government.I was disappeared with my family for political reasons and spent years in what must have been among the world's most brutal prisons.I witnessed mass executions and horrific torture.I was tortured every day for years.Most people would be nauseated to hear the things I saw.I was supposed to be killed.I should have been hung there, or shot, and buried in a mass grave with everyone else to sleep forever and haunt this land.Now my life is different.I am back in the world, and I have been for years.I have friends, I'm reasonably successful, I have an apartment, I volunteer with a couple of not for profit groups, I am in some athletic groups, I lift weights.For a while I attended religious services, though no longer.I built a new life and left the shadows of my past behind me, but they continue to haunt me.I feel like I should be dead.I feel like I am a ghost, trapped in the world of the living.I was slated for execution twice and survived by mishap both times.I feel like this was a terrible mistake.",
"I don't miss my internment, but I feel every day that I should have been killed and buried with everyone else, and allowed to rest in peace and nothingness there, instead of being tormented here, cut off geographically, linguistically, politically, and in the simple matter of dead-or-alive from everyone I knew and everything that once surrounded me.I know, because everyone I talk to about this reminds me, that I am lucky to be alive, which I obviously am.Very few survived.I have an obligation to tell the world about the suffering we all endured and about what is happening.But I can't speak about what happened, I can't stand even to think about it.The idea of ever writing or speaking or even giving an interview about any of this to anyone makes me feel sick.I don't feel that I can exist in the world as it is.I missed so much education, and so much social opportunity.I don't know how to interact with people, or how to act in normal life.I have some friends, but even they comment on my strange behaviour and extreme awkwardness, and most people dislike me.There is a lot of gossip and rumors about me and my past.",
"I have studied social skills and have made great strides, but I still don't expect to ever become fluent in it the way people who grew up in society are.It makes me feel lonely, and ashamed of myself.And I often find myself feeling very angry with other people, and with the ordinary day to day rules of society.How *dare* this person be rude to me when they've never truly suffered?(I know everyone suffers to some degree, but realistically my experiences have been far worse than certainly 90 percent of people or more) How pointless and unfair to expect me to pay attention to small technical rules like which type of employee uses which stairwell?I know this is ridiculous, but I feel like people should go out of their way to be kind and accommodating, and that my life now should be especially easy, because of all that I've suffered.I feel like people should be extra understanding of me because of everything I sacrificed, but I have been offered no understanding.No help reintegrating, no therapy (I have been on a waitlist for a very long time), no special support with things.I suffered so terribly and showed what was honestly a lot of strength and courage.",
"But no one appreciates all I sacrificed for what was right, they only care about what I do wrong now.I feel like I'm trapped far away from my real life and real world and everything that is important to me, forced to play along.I wish I had been allowed to die with my people in our home and rest forever in the Earth.I've outlived my purpose and am trapped in a world I can't be good in."
] | 266 | Yo debería estar muerto.No quiero meterme en la política, así que voy a ser no específico.Nací en las garras de un gobierno terrible.Fui desaparecido con mi familia por razones políticas y pasé años en lo que debía haber estado entre las prisiones más brutales del mundo.Fui testigo de ejecuciones masivas y horribles torturas.Fui torturado todos los días durante años.La mayoría de la gente se sentiría náusea al escuchar las cosas que vi.Se suponía que me matarían.Debí haber sido colgado allí, o fusilado, y enterrado en una fosa común con todos los demás para dormir para siempre y perseguir esta tierra.Ahora mi vida es diferente.Estoy de vuelta en el mundo, y he estado durante años.Tengo amigos, tengo bastante éxito, tengo un apartamento, me ofrezco como voluntario con un par de grupos que no tienen fines de lucro, estoy en algunos grupos atléticos, levanto pesas.Por un tiempo he asistido a servicios religiosos, aunque ya no lo he hecho.Construí una nueva vida y dejé las sombras de mi pasado detrás de mí, pero me siento como si estuviera muerto. |
I'm going to kill myself.It's really a question of when not if. | [
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"I'm going to kill myself.It's really a question of when not if."
] | 19 | Me voy a suicidar.Es realmente una cuestión de cuándo no si. |
Are razor blade cuts permanent?I slit my wrist about 25-30 times last night to see what it felt like. I didn't really cut that deep and there was barely any blood but now my left wrist is all cut up, will it scar or just heal. Also I've realized I need serious help and have no idea what to do | [
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"Are razor blade cuts permanent?I slit my wrist about 25-30 times last night to see what it felt like.I didn't really cut that deep and there was barely any blood but now my left wrist is all cut up, will it scar or just heal.Also I've realized I need serious help and have no idea what to do"
] | 71 | ¿Son permanentes los cortes de la hoja de afeitar?Me rajé la muñeca unas 25-30 veces anoche para ver lo que se sentía.Realmente no corté esa profundidad y apenas había sangre, pero ahora mi muñeca izquierda está toda cortada, ¿se va a cicatrizar o simplemente sanar.También me he dado cuenta de que necesito ayuda seria y no tengo idea de qué hacer |
Post 48 of posting until nobody reply during 10min Yes people wanna see this because they keep replying lol. Also guys what do you think about Fiat Multipla ? | [] | [
"Post 48 of posting until nobody reply during 10minYes people wanna see this because they keep replying lol.Also guys what do you think about Fiat Multipla ?"
] | 35 | Publicar 48 de publicación hasta que nadie responda durante 10minSí, la gente quiere ver esto porque siguen respondiendo lol.También chicos ¿qué opinas de Fiat Multipla ? |
I can't do it anymore..I just feel like I need to dissappear. I've had a girlfriend for 2 years a bit more. It just went downhill, right now we are on a 2 week break, but her decision is to break up after the break. I love her more than anything.. | [
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"I can't do it anymore..I just feel like I need to dissappear.I've had a girlfriend for 2 years a bit more.It just went downhill, right now we are on a 2 week break, but her decision is to break up after the break.I love her more than anything.."
] | 69 | No puedo hacerlo más..Siento que necesito desaparecer.He tenido una novia por 2 años un poco más.Se fue cuesta abajo, ahora mismo estamos en un descanso de 2 semanas, pero su decisión es romper después del descanso.La amo más que nada. |
idkim 21 in college im studying biology but ive realized this semester ill never be smart enough to get into any kind of grad or healthcare related school i feel like im trapped in this degree and i have no where else to go. ive been lying to parents and saying im doing fine when im not
i don't know much about reddit but im really looking for encouragement to actually die and how to do it cleanly. i am not smart enough to get my affairs in order by myself and i also want to make it so my parents aren't stuck with a financial burden left over from my life | [
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"idkim 21 in college im studying biology but ive realized this semester ill never be smart enough to get into any kind of grad or healthcare related school i feel like im trapped in this degree and i have no where else to go.ive been lying to parents and saying im doing fine when im not\n\ni don't know much about reddit but im really looking for encouragement to actually die and how to do it cleanly.i am not smart enough to get my affairs in order by myself and i also want to make it so my parents aren't stuck with a financial burden left over from my life"
] | 125 | idkim 21 en la universidad im estudio de biología, pero se dio cuenta de que este semestre mal nunca ser lo suficientemente inteligente para entrar en cualquier tipo de grado o escuela relacionada con la salud me siento como im atrapado en este grado y no tengo ningún otro lugar a ir.ive ha estado mintiendo a los padres y diciendo que estoy haciendo bien cuando no sé mucho sobre reddit, pero realmente estoy buscando estímulo para morir realmente y cómo hacerlo limpiamente. no soy lo suficientemente inteligente para poner mis asuntos en orden por mí mismo y también quiero hacerlo para que mis padres no están atascados con una carga financiera sobrante de mi vida |
If you like The Mandalorian and 4th wall breaks, watch this... On YouTube, there are two videos parodying The Mandalorian called Existential Troopers. They are 11m each and 2 videos.
Its funny. | [] | [
"If you like The Mandalorian and 4th wall breaks, watch this...On YouTube, there are two videos parodying The Mandalorian called Existential Troopers.They are 11m each and 2 videos.Its funny."
] | 52 | Si te gusta The Mandalorian y 4th Wall breaks, mira esto...En YouTube, hay dos videos parodiando The Mandalorian llamados Troopers Existencial.Son 11m cada uno y 2 videos.Es divertido. |
Shut UpSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPS HUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY SO S HUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU EMBARASS YOURSELF ANYMORE YOU FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT IF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ABORTED YOU THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE THATS ALL YOU FUCKING ARE A FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN IF YOU JUST VANISHED NOBODY WOULD NOTICE BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK YOU ARE WORTH ANY-FUCKING-THING. MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT FUCKING CUT YOURSELF AT YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE **WHILE EVERYONE WAS IN THE BUILDING** YOU WOULD STILL HAVE A SHRED OF A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH PEOLPE YOU ONCE KNEW YOU CUNT. THATS ALL YOU ARE A CUNT NO WONDER THE DEEPEST RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW IS A FUCKING ACQUAINTANCE YOU MEET FOR A DRINK LIKE ONCE A MONTH. HEY FAGGOT WHATS WRONG CANT CRY EVEN THOUGH YOU WANT TO? REMEMBER HOW YOU HAD EMOTIONS THAT LET YOU FORM MEANINGFUL BONDS WITH OTHER PEOPLE? SHAME HO WTHATS ALL IN THE FUCKING PAST AND YOU WILL ENVER REACH AGAIN. YOU KNOW THAT SONG THAT YOU ALWAYS PUT ON REPEAT "AND WE ALL WENT TO HEAVEN IN A LITTLE ROW BOAT, THERE WAS NOTHING TO DUOBT AND NOTHING TO FEAR" THEN FYCKING KILL YOURSLEF SINCE THERE ISNT ANYTHING TO DOUBT AND NTOHIGN TO FEAR YOU PATHETIC MISERABLE FAGGTO. YOU COULD BE DOING SO MUCH RIGHT NWO YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PRJOCTS FOR TOMORROW NDA ITS 1 AM NOW. YOU HAVENT STARTED EVEN ONE YOU CUNT NO WONDER YUO ARE GOING TO FAIL THIS SCHOOL YEAR FAGGOT NOBODY FUCKING LVOES YOU SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTP UP THUST UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPS HUTP UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP | [
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"Shut UpSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPS HUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY SO S HUTTHE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU EMBARASS YOURSELF ANYMOREYOU FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT IF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ABORTED YOU THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACETHATS ALL YOU FUCKING ARE A FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN IF YOU JUST VANISHED NOBODY WOULD NOTICE BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK YOU ARE WORTH ANY-FUCKING-THING.MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT FUCKING CUT YOURSELF AT YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE **WHILE EVERYONE WAS IN THE BUILDING** YOU WOULD STILL HAVE A SHRED OF A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH PEOLPE YOU ONCE KNEW YOU CUNT.THATS ALL YOU ARE A CUNTNO WONDER THE DEEPEST RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW IS A FUCKING ACQUAINTANCE YOU MEET FOR A DRINK LIKEONCE A MONTH.HEY FAGGOT WHATS WRONG CANT CRY EVEN THOUGH YOU WANT TO?REMEMBER HOW YOU HAD EMOTIONS THAT LET YOU FORM MEANINGFUL BONDS WITH OTHER PEOPLE?SHAME HO WTHATSALL IN THE FUCKING PAST AND YOU WILL ENVER REACH AGAIN.YOU KNOW THAT SONG THAT YOU ALWAYS PUT ON REPEAT \"AND WE ALL WENT TO HEAVEN IN A LITTLE ROW BOAT, THERE WAS NOTHING TO DUOBT AND NOTHING TO FEAR\"",
"THEN FYCKING KILL YOURSLEF SINCE THERE ISNT ANYTHING TO DOUBT AND NTOHIGN TO FEAR YOU PATHETIC MISERABLE FAGGTO.YOU COULD BE DOING SO MUCH RIGHTNWO YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PRJOCTS FOR TOMORROW NDA ITS 1 AM NOW.YOU HAVENT STARTED EVEN ONEYOU CUNTNO WONDER YUO ARE GOING TO FAIL",
"THIS SCHOOL YEAR FAGGOT NOBODY FUCKING LVOES YOU SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTP UP THUST UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPS HUTP UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP"
] | 408 | Si tu madre te molestara el mundo, sería mejor que lo hicieras tú mismo, si no supieras que no es así porque yo no estaba en el mundo, y que no estarías en contacto con tu familia, y que no estarías en contacto con tu familia, y que todos los que están en contacto con tu familia, no estarían en contacto con tu familia, porque todos los que están en contacto con tu familia y que están en contacto con tu familia, no estarían en contacto con tu familia, y que no estarían en contacto con tu familia, porque todos los que están en contacto con tu familia, están en contacto con tu familia y están en contacto con tu familia, y que no están en contacto con tu familia y que están en contacto con tu familia. |
My Uncle can go fuck himself 1. My mom doesn't let me order my new laptop because i "might make a mistake"
2. She gives money to my uncle so he'll order it
3. That piece of shit buys an absolute shit laptop which is literally half the price of the one i wanted
4. He uses that money to buy a laptop with a 1080 for his son
5. I tell my mom and she says it probably doesn't matter
Fuck you. | [] | [
"My Uncle can go fuck himself 1.My mom doesn't let me order my new laptop because i \"might make a mistake\"\n2.She gives money to my uncle so he'll order it\n3.That piece of shit buys an absolute shit laptop which is literally half the price of the one i wanted\n4.He uses that money to buy a laptop with a 1080 for his son\n5.I tell my momand she says it probably doesn't matter\n\nFuck you."
] | 95 | Mi tío puede irse a la mierda a sí mismo 1.Mi mamá no me deja pedir mi nuevo portátil porque "podría cometer un error" 2.Ella le da dinero a mi tío para que lo pida 3.Ese pedazo de mierda compra un portátil de mierda absoluta que es literalmente la mitad del precio de la que quería 4.Él utiliza ese dinero para comprar un portátil con un 1080 para su hijo 5.Yo le digo a mi mamá y ella dice que probablemente no te importa. |
No place to go.NOTE: EVERYTHING YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS WRITTEN BY A FUCKING WHINY, SELF-PITYING CHEATER. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING.
I am a cheater.
Never has the world felt narrower to me, never have I felt so constricted that I can't breathe, I don't know myself, I am in a forest of lies, it seems, all the time, around me. Nothing but lies. I don't know myself, I don't know myself -- my death would bring some order maybe?
I am a cheater. I think I feel things like "I was did it because I was feeling distant..." or "it was a really temporary attraction, I lost control...".
What did I do? I had an internet friend I knew from before my current relationship. This internet friend expressed an attraction for me (my fiancee was the one who set up that conversation, and set up the question as well -- we were both logged into the same Skype account and talking to her as "one person"), and the next day, I fantasized about abusing her -- literally, making her do really nasty-erotic things for me, by abusing her attraction for me. I made a throwaway reddit account to message her about that.
I didn't go through with it.
A few hours later, while talking to my fiance, she told me how much she hated this friend of mine, how she'd want me to totally burn down the bridge.
I sent a message to this "friend" to this effect, but then sent another one at the same time from my throwaway reddit account that I had made earlier saying: "please come online on this other Skype account of mine, and I can explain why it is that I want you to go away...".
I had shared all my Skype accounts and reddit accounts with my fiance, down to the password. I had this person blocked on my "main" Skype, after our conversation the other night (where my fiancee and I were both talking to her, and she admitted to being attracted to me). I had her blocked, but my fiancee would add her back because "she had a nagging suspicion".
Anyway, the next day, my fiancee was logged into this account, when this reddit girl logged in, and proceeded to say "why are you being so confusing? one moment you want me gone, the other moment you want pictures and your penis is a 'tube full of blood'?".
My fiancee called me breathlessly, convinced I had sent her Skype/reddit messages asking for pictures and saying I had a boner. To this day, I KNOW I didn't say that, unless the reddit girl is referring to some conversations I had with her before I even met my fiancee. I will never know, my fiancee refuses to let me prove it, because she feels that I am "too fixated on her".
Anyway, this was all a week and a day ago. My fiancee can find it within herself to forgive me, but she often still brings up two points that leaves us both sobbing, and wanting to die:
1) imagine a guy has a girlfriend that he actually loved completely, thought was the most beautiful girl, liked her personality -- would he cheat?
2) you think she is more attractive than me, that's the only reason why you could have cheated
I've stopped crying now.
I know this is really dramatic, and hard to believe, but both of these leave me feeling entirely...without...agency? I feel trapped, completely trapped, because all my words are hollow now to everyone around me.
I really do think my fiancee is the most beautiful girl in the world, and that her personality is fabulous -- I believe she is perfect for me. She'll never believe me again though.
That makes me want to curl up and shrivel up in frustration, just absolutely, suicidal frustration.
She just wants me to explain why I did what I did...
I tried to put it as, I felt an attraction not because she was prettier, but because I am seriously fucked up and I was attracted to "abusing" her -- attracted to getting her to do what I want.
I tried to put it as (we are long distance), I felt a bit distant from you (it was her thesis week, this other guy who would accidentally brush her boob sometimes was always pestering her to hang out -- and she'd give in, she has had some issues with extremely low-self esteem, and she'd often hang up on Skype calls when I ask her to do something sexy for me, but she was getting better...she just would keep on questioning if she is my type, even when I insisted she was, but she'd be really quick to believe others that they thought she was their type), anyway...she counteracts with "but we were planning to live together! we were looking for a place that day on craigslist!".
I really was just not empathetic enough, and I was not patient enough. I cannot stress enough how much I really do purely despise myself like never before.
Maybe I didn't place much stock in our planning. I mean the next day, before she found out that I had sent that message, during our daily lunch conversations, she had said "I don't know if we should live together...it's going to be too hard to convince my parents...let's just not do it" (for various reasons, we have to hide our relationship from her parents specifically). This isn't the first time something like this had happened, we had made plans to meet again which had often fallen through for similar reasons.
I am a cheater though. Who can identify whether what I am saying is actually what I felt? I mean, I know that it could be totally irrational at points, but still...could it have been what I felt? No way. I must have cheated because I am attracted to variety in women, and because I wasn't attracted to my fiancee. It's the most believable reason, isn't it?
Would my death be convincing?
Will someone here at least admit that after cheating and feeling like you're going to lose the love of your life, and knowing that you are too dumb to properly vocalize what you were feeling -- what your reasons were, what your motivations were...can you please admit that capital punishment would be a mercy killing? One I really horribly need?
There is a highway so close by, if I step off...people will believe me, right? They might hate me still, but they'll think that I was confused and tormented? That I didn't want to be a cheater? That I really loved her? Would they realize that?
Please, I am not a real human being anymore.
Help me understand myself. I have no voice anymore.
What am I? Who am I? What did I do? We can make this a conversation, I will respond fast to anything you type.
tl;dr: how do you live with yourself knowing you are the scum of the earth, without a voice forever? why can't people see you'd need to die? | [
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"No place to go.NOTE:EVERYTHING YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS WRITTENBY A FUCKING WHINY, SELF-PITYING CHEATER.DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING.I am a cheater.Never has the world felt narrower to me, never have I felt so constricted that I can't breathe, I don't know myself, I am in a forest of lies, it seems, all the time, around me.Nothing but lies.I don't know myself, I don't know myself -- my death would bring some order maybe?\n\nI am a cheater.I think I feel things like \"I was did it because I was feeling distant...\" or \"it was a really temporary attraction, I lost control...\".What did I do?I had an internet friend I knew from before my current relationship.This internet friend expressed an attraction for me (my fiancee was the one who set up that conversation, and set up the question as well -- we were both logged into the same Skype account and talking to her as \"one person\"), and the next day, I fantasized about abusing her -- literally, making her do really nasty-erotic things for me, by abusing her attraction for me.I made a throwaway reddit account to message her about that.I didn't go through with it.",
"A few hours later, while talking to my fiance, she told me how much she hated this friend of mine, how she'd want me to totally burn down the bridge.I sent a message to this \"friend\" to this effect, but then sent another one at the same time from my throwaway reddit account that I had made earlier saying: \"please come online on this other Skype account of mine, and I can explain why it is that I want you to go away...\".I had shared all my Skype accounts and reddit accounts with my fiance, down to the password.I had this person blocked on my \"main\" Skype, after our conversation the other night (where my fiancee and I were both talking to her, and she admitted to being attracted to me).I had her blocked, but my fiancee would add her back because \"she had a nagging suspicion\".Anyway, the next day, my fiancee was logged into this account, when this reddit girl logged in, and proceeded to say \"why are you being so confusing?one moment you want me gone, the other moment you want pictures and your penis is a 'tube full of blood'?\".My fiancee called me breathlessly, convinced I had sent her Skype/reddit messages asking for pictures and saying I had a boner.",
"To this day, I KNOW I didn't say that, unless the reddit girl is referring to some conversations I had with her before I even met my fiancee.I will never know, my fiancee refuses to let me prove it, because she feels that I am \"too fixated on her\".Anyway, this was all a week and a day ago.My fiancee can find it within herself to forgive me, but she often still brings up two points that leaves us both sobbing, and wanting to die:\n\n1) imagine a guy has a girlfriend that he actually loved completely, thought was the most beautiful girl, liked her personality -- would he cheat?\n\n2) you think she is more attractive than me, that's the only reason why you could have cheated\n\nI've stopped crying now.I know this is really dramatic, and hard to believe, but both of these leave me feeling entirely...without...agency?I feel trapped, completely trapped, because all my words are hollow now to everyone around me.I really do think my fiancee is the most beautiful girl in the world, and that her personality is fabulous -- I believe she is perfect for me.She'll never believe me again though.That makes me want to curl up and shrivel up in frustration, just absolutely, suicidal frustration.",
"She just wants me to explain why I did what I did...\n\nI tried to put it as, I felt an attraction not because she was prettier, but because I am seriously fucked up and I was attracted to \"abusing\" her -- attracted to getting her to do what I want.I tried to put it as (we are long distance), I felt a bit distant from you (it was her thesis week, this other guy who would accidentally brush her boob sometimes was always pestering her to hang out -- and she'd give in, she has had some issues with extremely low-self esteem, and she'd often hang up on Skype calls when I ask her to do something sexy for me, but she was getting better...she just would keep on questioning if she is my type, even when I insisted she was, but she'd be really quick to believe others that they thought she was their type), anyway...she counteracts with \"but we were planning to live together!we were looking for a place that day on craigslist!\".I really was just not empathetic enough, and I was not patient enough.I cannot stress enough how much I really do purely despise myself like never before.Maybe I didn't place much stock in our planning.",
"I mean the next day, before she found out that I had sent that message, during our daily lunch conversations, she had said \"I don't know if we should live together...it's going to be too hard to convince my parents...let's just not do it\" (for various reasons, we have to hide our relationship from her parents specifically).This isn't the first time something like this had happened, we had made plans to meet again which had often fallen through for similar reasons.I am a cheater though.Who can identify whether what I am saying is actually what I felt?I mean, I know that it could be totally irrational at points, but still...could it have been what I felt?No way.I must have cheated because I am attracted to variety in women, and because I wasn't attracted to my fiancee.It's the most believable reason, isn't it?Would my death be convincing?\n\nWill someone here at least admit that after cheating and feeling like you're going to lose the love of your life, and knowing that you are too dumb to properly vocalize what you were feeling -- what your reasons were, what your motivations were...can you please admit that capital punishment would be a mercy killing?One I really horribly need?",
"There is a highway so close by, if I step off...people will believe me, right?They might hate me still, but they'll think that I was confused and tormented?That I didn't want to be a cheater?That I really loved her?Would they realize that?Please, I am not a real human being anymore.Help me understand myself.I have no voice anymore.What am I?Who am I?What did I do?We can make this a conversation, I will respond fast to anything you type.tl;dr: how do you live with yourself knowing you are the scum of the earth, without a voice forever?why can't people see you'd need to die?"
] | 295 | No hay lugar a donde ir.NOTA: NO CREE EN NADA.Soy un tramposo.Nunca se ha sentido el mundo más estrecho para mí, nunca me he sentido tan limitado que no pueda respirar, no me conozco a mí mismo, estoy en un bosque de mentiras, parece que todo el tiempo, a mi alrededor.Nada más que mentiras.No me conozco a mí mismo, no me conozco a mí mismo -- mi muerte traería algún orden tal vez? Yo soy un tramposo.Creo que siento cosas como "lo hice porque me sentía distante..." o "era una atracción realmente temporal, perdí el control...".¿Qué hice?Tenía un amigo en internet que conocía de antes de mi relación actual.Este amigo en internet expresó una atracción para mí (mi prometida fue la que me puso esa conversación, y me puso la pregunta tan bien -- nos acerqué a la misma cuenta de Skype y hablé con ella como "una persona"), y el siguiente mensaje lo hice para que me hiciera uso de la droga. |
This is actually funny If Kpop is abbreviated of Korean pop, then Chinese rap is Crap. | [] | [
"This is actually funny If Kpop is abbreviated of Korean pop, then Chinese rap is Crap."
] | 24 | Esto es realmente gracioso Si Kpop es abreviado de pop coreano, entonces el rap chino es mierda. |
Helping family graveHey guys, my life is pretty much shit and I've been contemplating suicide for years now. I explained my situation [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/4sbueb/im_in_the_edge_and_dont_know_what_to_do/), if anyone is interested.
The only thing that has stopped me from taking my life is the emotional pain and guilt it would inflict upon my family.
Does anyone have advices on how to decrease this possible pain/guilt? | [
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"Helping family graveHey guys, my life is pretty much shit and I've been contemplating suicide for years now.I explained my situation [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/4sbueb/im_in_the_edge_and_dont_know_what_to_do/), if anyone is interested.The only thing that has stopped me from taking my life is the emotional pain and guilt it would inflict upon my family.Does anyone have advices on how to decrease this possible pain/guilt?"
] | 123 | Ayudando a la tumba familiar Hola chicos, mi vida es bastante mierda y he estado contemplando el suicidio durante años.He explicado mi situación [aquí](https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/4sbueb/im_in_the_edge_and_dont_know_what_to_do/), si alguien está interesado.Lo único que me ha impedido quitarme la vida es el dolor emocional y la culpa que infligiría a mi familia.¿Alguien tiene consejos sobre cómo disminuir este posible dolor/culpa? |
Hesitant about inpatientI honestly would prefer to off myself at this point, but I have a sister and mother that love me very much. So I can't. They have dealt with too much, and I can't do that to them, as much as I want to escape. I worry that I will slip and impulsively do it. Has anyone dealt with putting up a front and then trying to do this? | [
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"Hesitant about inpatientI honestly would prefer to off myself at this point, but I have a sister and mother that love me very much.So I can't.They have dealt with too much, and I can't do that to them, as much as I want to escape.I worry that I will slip and impulsively do it.Has anyone dealt with putting up a front and then trying to do this?"
] | 92 | Dudas sobre la hospitalizaciónEn este momento preferiría abandonarme a mí mismo, pero tengo una hermana y una madre que me aman mucho.Así que no puedo.Ellos han tratado demasiado, y no puedo hacer eso con ellos, tanto como quiero escapar.Me preocupa que me deslice y lo haga impulsivamente.¿Alguien ha tratado de poner un frente y luego tratar de hacer esto? |
My mom said she'd kill herself if I killed myselfit makes me feel so guilty about even thinking of suicide but it doesn't stop me from thinking about it | [
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"My mom said she'd kill herself if I killed myselfit makes me feel so guilty about even thinking of suicide but it doesn't stop me from thinking about it"
] | 34 | Mi mamá dijo que se suicidaría si me suicidaba me hace sentir tan culpable por pensar en suicidarme pero eso no me impide pensar en ello. |
I have no where else to turnSo I've been a lurker on Reddit for along time but I signed up because I want to feel like I have someone to talk to. I don't usually do this I usually keep my problems to myself or my wife but that's no longer an option. I've been married for 11 years and I have one son (6yrs). I have No family or friends other than my wife but my marriage has fallen apart suddenly. I either stay in the home and be a pariah or I'm homeless. My little three person family is the only reason I have to live. My dad and mom were drug addicts my mom deserted me and my dad was in and out of jail my whole life til he died long ago. My grandmother raised me but she died too. I feel like everyone has deserted me. I don't even have the choice of killing myself because I can't stand the thought of my son maybe needing me one day. I'm stuck with no choices. I am very introverted and have No luck making friends. It seems suicide would be easier | [
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"I have no where else to turnSo I've been a lurker on Reddit for along time but I signed up because I want to feel like I have someone to talk to.I don't usually do this I usually keep my problems to myself or my wife but that's no longer an option.I've been married for 11 years and I have one son (6yrs).I have No family or friends other than my wife but my marriage has fallen apart suddenly.I either stay in the home and be a pariah or I'm homeless.My little three person family is the only reason I have to live.My dad and mom were drug addicts my mom deserted me and my dad was in and out of jail my whole life til he died long ago.My grandmother raised mebut she died too.I feel like everyone has deserted me.I don't even have the choice of killing myself because I can't stand the thought of my son maybe needing me one day.I'm stuck with no choices.I am very introverted and have No luck making friends.It seems suicide would be easier"
] | 239 | No tengo ningún otro lugar con el que dirigirmeAsí que he sido un merodeador en Reddit durante mucho tiempo, pero me inscribí porque quiero sentir que tengo a alguien con quien hablar.No suelo hacer esto por lo general me guardo mis problemas a mí mismo o a mi esposa, pero eso ya no es una opción.He estado casado durante 11 años y tengo un hijo (6 años).No tengo familia ni amigos aparte de mi esposa, pero mi matrimonio se ha desmoronado de repente.O me quedo en casa y soy un paria o estoy sin hogar.Mi pequeña familia de tres personas es la única razón por la que tengo que vivir.Mi padre y mamá eran drogadictos mi madre me abandonó y mi padre estuvo dentro y fuera de la cárcel toda mi vida hasta que murió hace mucho tiempo.Mi abuela me crió pero ella también murió.Siento que todos me han abandonado.Ni siquiera tengo la opción de matarme porque no puedo soportar la idea de que mi hijo me necesite un día. |
Please don’t do it guys There are soooo many people that care about you that you don’t even know. The suicide prevention hotline worker, the stranger looking at Reddit on his phone, or a girl that liked you care. I care. There are so many people on this subreddit that can help for free. I know this kind of bitchy but I had a dream where I found out my mom overdosed, and when I woke up cried for an hour straight. It is not worth it. If the world you are living in doesn’t want you, go to a different one, move out, get away from toxic people. Even worse when you have passed they’ll be “sad” that you are gone. Everytime I hear about someone committing suicide, a gaping hole in my heart widens.
[Here](http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html) is a list of major countries suicide hotline. Help is there or with anyone who wants to on this sub. | [] | [
"Please don’t do it guys There are soooo many people that care about you that you don’t even know.The suicide prevention hotline worker, the stranger looking at Reddit on his phone, or a girl that liked you care.I care.There are so many people on this subreddit that can help for free.I know this kind of bitchybut I had a dream where I found out my mom overdosed, and when I woke up cried for an hour straight.It is not worth it.If the world you are living in doesn’t want you, go to a different one, move out, get away from toxic people.Even worse when you have passed they’ll be “sad” that you are gone.Everytime I hear about someone committing suicide, a gaping hole in my heart widens.[Here](http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html) is a list of major countries suicide hotline.Help is there or with anyone who wants to on this sub."
] | 219 | Por favor, no lo hagas chicos Hay mucha gente que se preocupa por ti que ni siquiera sabes.El trabajador de la línea directa de prevención de suicidios, el extraño que mira a Reddit en su teléfono, o una chica que le gustaba.Me importa.Hay tanta gente en este subreddit que puede ayudar de forma gratuita.Sé que este tipo de perras pero tuve un sueño en el que descubrí que mi madre tuvo una sobredosis, y cuando me desperté lloró durante una hora seguida.No vale la pena.Si el mundo en el que vives no te quiere, ve a otro diferente, muévete, aléjate de las personas tóxicas.Peor aún cuando hayas pasado serán “tristes” que te hayas ido.Cada vez que oigo hablar de alguien que comete suicidio, un agujero en mi corazón se ensancha.[Aquí](http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html) es una lista de las principales líneas directas de suicidio de los países. |
r/doomerbalkan - joinajte Doomer ste? Živite na balkanu? Onda nebi bilo loše da joinate. Novi je subreddit pa zasad još nema previše postova, al bit će | [] | [
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So My Dad Came Out Of The Bathroom Today He said that the smell coming from the toilet is the smell of release | [] | [
"So My Dad Came Out Of The Bathroom Today He said that the smell coming from the toilet is the smell of release"
] | 24 | Así que mi papá salió del baño hoy dijo que el olor que viene del inodoro es el olor de la liberación |
Does anyone wanna try to join a new gc? I’d prefer it to be on discord so just dm me ur username and we can assemble this shit show in a more esthetic way | [] | [
"Does anyone wanna try to join a new gc?I’d prefer it to be on discord so just dm me ur usernameand we can assemble this shit show in a more esthetic way"
] | 42 | ¿Alguien quiere tratar de unirse a un nuevo gc?Preferiría que fuera en la discordia así que sólo dm me ur nombre de usuario y podemos montar este espectáculo de mierda de una manera más estética |
How does overdosing on morphine look like?I've heard it's peaceful. Sounds to good to be true.. | [
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"How does overdosing on morphine look like?I've heard it's peaceful.Sounds to good to be true.."
] | 28 | ¿Cómo es la sobredosis de morfina?He oído que es pacífica.Suena a bien ser verdad. |
I don't know what to do. I'm so stuck. I'm 15. I'm overweight and always in front of a screen. My dad regularly yells at me and says how useless and disappointing I am. Saying I don't know sizes and shapes of wrenches. I don't know anything. If we went to war, I would die first. Saying I can't shoot guns (I can, fairly well. Actually shot better at targets than he did). Says I do nothing around the house yet I do everything my parents ask and regularly stop to see how they're doing. Says if I got a job I would be useless. I had a job, worked there for 8 months before I left because they paid me jackshit. I'm in ROTC and exercise strenuously every Friday. I have pretty bad sleeping issues so I often nap after school once I make sure all chores are done and work is finished. He mentioned how if out house got broken into I wouldn't know and would die. He says that were on the brink of war and that you get shot for just being outside. Yet he tells me to go outside and interact with people. Me and a friend go over to each other's houses every week by bike yet he says I have no one and never hang out with people. Says I fail in relationships when I've been in one for 2 years (as of the 25th). When I worked for my grandpa I worked two days and had very severe sunburn afterwards and was told to take off until it healed. He never called me back and my dad said it was because he knew my "reputation" (what fucking reputation). Guys, I'm stuck. No matter what I do it seems like it's not enough. I'm tired of feeling useless but I don't think they really care. | [] | [
"I don't know what to do.I'm so stuck.I'm 15.I'm overweight and always in front of a screen.My dad regularly yells at me and says how useless and disappointing I am.Saying I don't know sizes and shapes of wrenches.I don't know anything.If we went to war, I would die first.Saying I can't shoot guns (I can, fairly well.Actually shot better at targets than he did).Says I do nothing around the houseyet I do everything my parents ask and regularly stop to see how they're doing.Says if I got a job I would be useless.I had a job, worked there for 8 months before I left because they paid me jackshit.I'm in ROTC and exercise strenuously every Friday.I have pretty bad sleeping issues so I often nap after school once I make sure all chores are done and work is finished.He mentioned how if out house got broken into I wouldn't know and would die.He says that were on the brink of war and that you get shot for just being outside.Yet he tells me to go outside and interact with people.Me and a friend go over to each other's houses every week by bikeyet he says I have no one and never hang out with people.Says I fail in relationships when I've been in one for 2 years (as of the 25th).",
"When I worked for my grandpa I worked two days and had very severe sunburn afterwards and was told to take off until it healed.He never called me back and my dad said it was because he knew my \"reputation\" (what fucking reputation).Guys, I'm stuck.No matter what I do it seems like it's not enough.I'm tired of feeling useless but I don't think they really care."
] | 312 | No sé qué hacer.Estoy tan atascado.Tengo 15 años, tengo sobrepeso y siempre delante de una pantalla.Mi padre me grita regularmente y me dice lo inútil y decepcionante que soy.Diciendo que no sé tamaños y formas de llaves.No sé nada.Si fuéramos a la guerra, moriría primero.Diciendo que no puedo disparar armas (yo puedo, bastante bien.En realidad, dispararle mejor a objetivos que él).Dice que no hago nada en la casa sin embargo hago todo lo que mis padres piden y regularmente me detengo para ver cómo están haciendo.Digo que si tengo un trabajo que sería inútil.Tenía un trabajo, trabajé allí durante 8 meses antes de que me fuera porque me pagaban una porquería.Estoy en ROTC y ejercito vigorosamente todos los viernes.Tengo problemas para dormir muy mal, así que a menudo siestaba después de la escuela una vez que me aseguraba de que todas las tareas están terminadas y trabajo se terminaba.Me dijo que si en la casa no lo sabía y me moría.Dice que estaba en el borde de la guerra y que no me disparaba a las casas. |
Rocket Like Hello everyone. Can someone give me one of those rocket likes that was free, I been feeling down in the dumps lately | [] | [
"Rocket Like Hello everyone.Can someone give me one of those rocket likes that was free, I been feeling down in the dumps lately"
] | 28 | Rocket Like Hola a todos.Puede alguien darme uno de esos cohetes como que era libre, me he estado sintiendo en los basureros últimamente |
I cannot search anything on the internet 😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😤😤 It says it is detecting unusual traffic activity and I press the dumb stupid I’m not a robot squares but it is like nope no man you ain’t getting through and I am like but man I just wanna do this thing and it like nope and I’m like ok man geez I’ll just search something else up but he be like nope man you ain’t do can’t do nothing and I’m like bruh we pay for this but he like don’t care man and I’m like bruh
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"I cannot search anything on the internet 😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😤😤It says it is detecting unusual traffic activity and I press the dumb stupid I’m not a robot squaresbut it is like nopeno man you ain’t getting through and I am likebut man I just wanna do this thing and it like nope and I’m like ok man geez I’ll just search something else up but he be like nope man you ain’t do can’t do nothing and I’m like bruh we pay for thisbut he like don’t care manand I’m like bruh\n\n😡"
] | 126 | No puedo buscar nada en el Internet Dice que está detectando la actividad de tráfico inusual y aprieto el estúpido tonto No soy un robot cuadrados, pero es como nopeno hombre que no está consiguiendo a través y yo soy como pero hombre sólo quiero hacer esta cosa y es como nope y yo soy como ok hombre geez Voy a buscar algo más, pero él es como nope hombre que no se puede hacer nada y yo soy como bruh pagamos por esto pero él como no le importa hombre y yo soy como bruh |
When you accidentally forget the script and your promo sucks ass now :( In addition, you can't sell moves for sh!t and now you're gonna be buried and will never go over | [] | [
"When you accidentally forget the script and your promo sucks ass now :(In addition, you can't sell moves for sh!t and now you're gonna be buried and will never go over"
] | 42 | Cuando accidentalmente olvidar el guión y su promo chupa culo ahora : (Además, no se puede vender movimientos para sh!t y ahora vas a ser enterrado y nunca va a ir más |