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[INST] Fill me in? [/INST] Netflix show

[INST] I still don't get it [/INST] You need to let me let you help you.

[INST] BMW still exports cars to America. [/INST] BMW builds more cars in the USA than it sells there. Sure there is some importing and exporting due to different models, but it's still retarded.

[INST] I don't know why you're so pissed, just enjoy the newest season of the Apprentice like the rest of us. [/INST] Can anyone get me a copy of the apprentice? It is gone! One season is available on DVD and even bit torrent doesn't seed it there must be something in it he really doesn't want us to remember.

[INST] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck [/INST] Fuuuckkk that ffuuuckkking fucker.

[INST] No such ticker exists. The shirt is a lie! [/INST] I dont care if they sold deep sea fishing lures .....people would buy $wag just to have it.

[INST] Unethical Life Pro Tip: 1. Become the leader of a country 2. Buy massive shorts 3. Bash companies and cause volatility in the market 4. Profit [/INST] Step 5. Watch as your kids are sent to jail.

[INST] Brought some on Thursday couldn't sell it on Friday or lease I be declared a day trader and banded. So I figured I need to hold it a few days. Fuck Friday was painful watch we end green on Monday! [/INST] >Brought some on Thursday couldn't sell it on Friday or lease I be declared a day trader I don't think that's how it works.

[INST] Y tho [/INST] Cuz it’s growing

[INST] >Thinking of your positions in terms of share price and not % of account Spoken like a true robinood user [/INST] Bro Brk is sooo expensive bro. Look at snap. Way cheaper therefore safer bro

[INST] Seriously when the fuck is canada getting robinhood this is so ridiculous [/INST] When your government stops screwing us on trade deals

[INST] Then apply tariff to them... The thing is, everybody is playing for their own team, that is ok as long as it is done under certain rules and with certain context. For example EU applying anti-dumping charges against China didn't create any drama - just normal business as Chinease themselves know that they are guilty as hell of dumping. [/INST] We have been at economic war for decades. The way I see it, just business as usual. https://infogalactic.com/info/Chicken_tax

[INST] everyone on reddit is in it [/INST] There’s a lot of poor fuckers on reddur too, just head over to any of the socialism subs

[INST] Yep, it used to be called a margin telegram. [/INST] Ah yes the margin letter

[INST] Where is the jpeg asshole [/INST] You mean asshole.jpeg?

[INST] Shit really? I'm from europe so I don't really know anything about soros. But damn. nflx can go to hell anyway, i sold that shit when it was 280.. [/INST] Don’t just take some fucking idiots word for something on the internet

[INST] *3 years later* shit man it was regular wars I was thinking about my bad [/INST] Who knew trade wars could be so complicated?

[INST] Gonna have to write that one in my friend [/INST] ITS NOT TOO LATE

[INST] We only fuck with the Greeks. Hail Sepocrates [/INST] Hail Herpes

[INST] I’m aware. But I’m saying if both happen Tesla will still suffer [/INST] Ol' Musky might relocate to EU. Can you imagine the faggotry that would follow?

[INST] Ok we’ve always been the side with leverage. Why has it never worked ? [/INST] Because we never had a president with Balls as big as Michael Obama's.

[INST] Thanks for the reply. It seems like a surprisingly wide loophole. 1) Set leverage ratio 2) Have arms length associates sell options. 3) Lower ratio 4) ???? 5) Profit! How did a robust options market exist if this was regarded as a real possibility? [/INST] I don't know enough to say; but if too many adjustments happened you can imagine that people would stop buying.

[INST] You dropped a zero. It's supposed to be 1500%. [/INST] Hahahaha lol, you're so retarded, a '0' doesn't make a difference because it's literally 'zero'! 15 is the same as 1500000000

[INST] Youre two hours late tho cuck. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/81svfi/just_a_couple_more_till_i_get_my_yacht/ [/INST] I apologize for this, but the reddit gods have chosen me. 2 hours or not I’m the rightful heir to the iron throne

[INST] This whole sub is pretty much satire [/INST] It's refreshingly good at it too.

[INST] You're gay one here. SJWs are known cucked faggots. [/INST] Your probably Russian in which case you are just being a patriot for your country and who am I to stop you. But just in case you are actually a fellow American, fuck you treasonous bitch.

[INST] I don’t think people in the market for Teslas are really concerned about the price of the car [/INST] People in the market for 35 - 50k car price (model 3) are concerned about the price of the car . Chances are their interest rate will continue to go up now you can factor in aluminum price rise . To top it off you will see retaliation and since Trump is deciding to attack every country at once they will probably just create joint tariffs back for the sake of their ' National security ' .

[INST] Yes but to get to it you need to go to NOLA. I dont think the same standard applies to the rest of the city [/INST] Thins the herd a bit

[INST] Also don't short SNAP, because apparently losing millions of dollars and making your product shitty and unusable is the secret to stock market invincibility. [/INST] Yeah fuck that noise, I'm staying away from that artificially propped up piece of shit. Can't believe it was up $1.17 from the low on Friday. Why!? Meanwhile my profitable oil companies in a market where oil prices have gone and are continuing to go up are all down considerably.

[INST] Not when you day trade straight up stock and or futures!.. It either goes up or down and you sell that same day.. Screw Options and their volatility. I play futures.. They rise and fall every day with no day-trading rules and no implied volatility bullcrap... [/INST] and you cut your portfolio more then in half by your own admission trading them. Why do you continue advocating trades/trading methods that arent even successful for you? Its funny that the way you word your advice makes it sound like its working for you. Maybe add a footnote to your posts *btw i cut my portfolio in half by doing this, and you can too!

[INST] you're even more retarded than op. congrats [/INST] No shit, that's why I hang out here.

[INST] and that. [/INST] I'm pretty good at this investing thing... what are the rules again?

[INST] 2 legit [/INST] 2 legit 2 quit.

[INST] C'mon. I know that obvs happens but given Trump's autism and cronyism, this is at least plausible if not probable. [/INST] 'two officials said.'. This is called an anonymous source, which a news agency uses when they can't confirm the truth or not. It's a fucking sideshow.

[INST] Don't worry...they won't lend you that $1,000 to YOLO on $AMD [/INST] I just had a vision of measuring school children for trading aptitude and then putting the best in a school like in enders game.

[INST] The european carmakers would just use the opportunity to have the EU impose huge tariffs on US cars as well. [/INST] There already are huge tariffs on US cars.

[INST] Not a RH as I actually have options. I may have been slightly confused as I have never actually hit that restriction (a man needs to know his limitations). Everything I say is a lie. Except for that and that... [/INST] I have RH and options? What's your point? Still losing money the same

[INST] You must be fun at the parties you don’t get invited to [/INST] oh shit cake fight

[INST] Cut taxes during one of the greatest markets in US history. Makes sense /s [/INST] For real, if we crash with in the next year it won’t be good because you can’t drop the rate that much

[INST] Yes but delete this [/INST] How do I delete other people's post

[INST] Fuck BNJ, those socialist faggots. Hope they die a horrible death [/INST] Socialist? Care to explain?

[INST] Sell it all like, tomorrow or like the day before earnings? I bought it in anticipation that it would run up to earnings but I didn't expect it to close in on 50 so far ahead. Now it seems like it has to pull back before then but if it has just pulled back before earnings I think there is a much higher chance of a pop. [/INST] It doesn't have to pull back, but it might and it might sit in the low to mid $40's. selling the appreciated options and buying January's gives you plenty of time.

[INST] Dear god no [/INST] hard liquor comes in glass time to start buying liver transplant futures

[INST] Plus don't forget trade wars are good, and easy to win [/INST] stable genius move by trump right there ^^^^^/s

[INST] Murphy's Law \+ Trump's weekend tweets on tariffs, and I'm about to go green for the first time since Black Friday, the universe can't allow that to happen. [/INST] > the universe can't allow that to happen. youre goddamn right

[INST] F [/INST] A

[INST] I only have like 200 shares so I'm just holding it because why not. It could be the next NVDA for all we know. [/INST] Well we do know, because actually it turns out NVDA was the next NVDA

[INST] You're probably right. IMO it may make sense to wait for a lower VIX. Institutions still playing short VIX, and this being more of a medium to long term thesis, makes sense to wait for a good entry point. [/INST] Shorting the VIX is stupid. It’s still a great time to long the VIX right now. Hedge your losses...

[INST] Whoa whoa whoa, I thought everybody was gay here. His ‘wife’ is a dude, right? [/INST] He can be whatever the fuck you want for a $20

[INST] This is probably the right answer. I've said it before and I'll say it again, someone needs to suspend his fucking Twitter account lol. [/INST] TWTR will go bankrupt if they ban Trump again

[INST] Precisely why I'm not buying in at this point in time unless it breaks $50 and holds its ground. Until then there's considerably more downside than upside. [/INST] half the market probably has a limit sell at 49.99

[INST] Just joshing around (: The southwest burbs are pretty nice when all is said and done. [/INST] They are decent, the area I live in is really nice in my opinion. I think the north burbs are way nicer though

[INST] I thought you were the fag but it turns out I was the fag all along. Sorry [/INST] We all make mistakes

[INST] This sub literally is the robinhood active user base. With some td, and schwab overlords. But No Fucking Vangaurd. [/INST] What's wrong with Vanguard? From what I've read index funds have been performing really well, better than hedge funds on average. I've been in my career less than a year and was considering index funds as a good retirement place, so I'd love to know if that's not the case.

[INST] This thread is annoying but it's not due to me. And I am definitely not a permabull. [/INST] You’re pretty obnoxious

[INST] TRADEWARS DOT COM [/INST] Lock that up

[INST] You admitted to me no more then 2 months ago that you lost half your portfolio trying to trade futures faggot. Don't pretend you didn't now [/INST] Some times people will offer you crack not because they want to share their crack but because it will make them feel better about themselves if they aren't the only one smoking crack.

[INST] Well I was doubling down on position I had been gaining on, I don't tend to double down on losing positions. So when I had started to lose I was essentially losing double on the way down. [/INST] Oh, that sucks, then. I think the real play is to go ahead and take profit at the moment you're tempted to double down. (If you're trading rather than investing, that is.)

[INST] Nah thats Halloween colors, they're all blue right now [/INST] Just wait till premarket and go all in on UDOW

[INST] or 466 dollars [/INST] I think he was expecting $46,000 XD

[INST] I don't lose money until I check Robinhood [/INST] Wrong, you don't lose it till you sell. Hold till you die.

[INST] So what you're saying is buy $GE? Got it. [/INST] Puts. Yes.

[INST] [here u go daddy ](https://youtu.be/enY771qAmvk) [/INST] Thank you ❤

[INST] That’s what they said at $21, $18, $16....... [/INST] You're right, $0 by the end of the week.

[INST] V E R T I C A L S P R E A D E R T I C A L S P R E A D Literally the most basic of options trading. [/INST] But your vertical spread is spelt horizontally.... I don’t get it

[INST] *33* [/INST] B U Y T H E D I P U Y T H E D I P

[INST] Hey Appblu, I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine. [/INST] omg

[INST] A colorblind cuck who likes pictures that have intense red [/INST] should have a pic of your portfolio as background then

[INST] Lol dude SOXL has been kicking ass the past few weeks though... up like $50 in the past month [/INST] I had bought and sold several times either taking profits or averaging down. I was both up and down as much as 20% in the 3 months I owned the shares. The volatility and amount of attention I had to give to this holding didn't suit my strategy so I was happy to sell the remainder of my shares when they were up just ~1.5%. Importantly, I knew what I wanted to do with capital which was to buy MU. I'm content with my choices.

[INST] 1234567890 [/INST] all the numbers present and accounted for. Checks out.

[INST] China #1 only! No #2! [/INST] JD is making headway in Taiwan, and everybody knows Taiwan #1.

[INST] Volume is really low and the Open Interest isnt there for the most part. Unless you're only buying like 10 or something you'll be hard pressed trying to find a seller. I'd recommend with SVXY and friends just to buy the actual ETF, use VIX to open puts and calls as the volume is much higher and you get the benefits of futures taxing which is 60% long term / 40% short term tax regardless of time held. [/INST] Ya no i definantly agree. just was amazed to see how low the price is. avolume was ~1000 So ya 40-50 contracts migiht not be that hard to close but just a small hedge against this market is good. Sometimes i like playing the cheaper route even if the Open interest isn’t there. The direct Vix and i haven’t gotten along since beginning of february so i’m taking a break and looking into etf’s if I play it.

[INST] Dozens of dollars [/INST] But idk how many dollars are there in a dozen.

[INST] [Chinese steel is not even in the top 10 sources of steel imports.](https://www.trade.gov/steel/countries/pdfs/imports-us.pdf) (PDF warning). India, at #10, accounts for 2%. That means China accounts for less. [/INST] Excellent point. [Same source, different document](https://www.trade.gov/steel/countries/pdfs/exports-china.pdf). The US is the world’s largest consumer of steel. The US has the largest number of “trade remedies” against Chinese steel of any country China does business with. China’s primary customer is South Korea. South Korea is the US’ #3 supplier. How much steel is being funneled through South Korea to avoid those restrictions, I wonder?

[INST] I would but I have no clue what this stuff means [/INST] You're going to get eaten alive. It's good start to invest in meme stocks

[INST] Looking for 151 today. If that takes well, I'll hold and look for 155. If not, I'm looking for 150 to bail. [/INST] Lookin good so far

[INST] Bots be like fuck this dude, lets run the price down and buy him out. [/INST] Bots be like let's pump this stock into the stratosphere but first buy out all the stop losses. Ftfy

[INST] I think you have to be born with it or get it as an STD so you are safe. [/INST] But vaccines arent STDs and happen after birth. Vaccines are the sole cause of autism. Dont you keep up with news about the very feature that defines you as a person? Come on man~

[INST] FUCKER! We were 9 cents away before you said no, what a jerk! [/INST] Shoulda listened to me. No means No. Maybe after you buy me dinner though ;)

[INST] Should have bought more calls. God damnit [/INST] I felt like I needed to diversify so I put the other half of my 200 dollar portfolio in amd.

[INST] WEED is not on robinhood sooo long CRON [/INST] The US ticker is TWMJF. They're making some moves so I would recommend loading up for the loooooooong run Disclosure: Canopy is my largest position and I got in at $13

[INST] Why isn’t it fully priced in? [/INST] Because he told you it’s not JEEZE!

[INST] I don't think he understands anything over 140 characters long. [/INST] I don't think he understands anything

[INST] Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. -Montgomery Burns [/INST] EAAAAASY.

[INST] This thing is set to run [/INST] Fuckin’ parabolic move, hope it doesn’t shit the bed like SQ did last Nov, although that did not turn out poorly.

[INST] Sometimes I splurge and add some lentils [/INST] You are now a mod of /r/pfjerk.

[INST] Damn. Was looking for validation. [/INST] We all are. We all are. *cries softly*

[INST] Supreme bot. Edit: NP [/INST] No, this bot is a goddamn treasure Edit: thanks for editing

[INST] Well done. Balls of steel. I'm still sticking to my $70 by 2019 call. [/INST] I am looking to bail on the earnings run

[INST] This friday. Shooting to close today or tomorrow. [/INST] LOL good luck, risky shit but then again this is wsb Edit nvm I guess I sold already ?

[INST] lol [/INST] You lucky motherfucker... I'm not too unhappy cause I locked in some profits... but that extra 7% is really annoying the hell out of me

[INST] It doesn't have to pull back, but it might and it might sit in the low to mid $40's. selling the appreciated options and buying January's gives you plenty of time. [/INST] Lol, how about now? I got rid of half of them around 51.

[INST] https://imgur.com/gallery/DYjDo Pretty autistic I’m aware, that WFC isn’t moving bc it’s worth a little less than the shit I just took [/INST] Why did you black out the totals faggot? Show us how much money you lost.

[INST] Question is, what hurts more? Missing gains you could have had by holding or the comfort of taking risk off the table? The answer is always missing gains if you've done your DD. [/INST] I had a moment of weakness... I wasn't faithful to MU.. honestly every time MU was in the papers for something good it would drop randomly.. I thought I could cut my losses

[INST] Okay, yes, but AMZN beat revenue by nearly $2 billion. [/INST] So by like .2%?

[INST] Can you imagine? At 30 mill net worth there are entire pages of the real estate section on jamesedition.com that are off limits to you. I don't even want to think about it. [/INST] I did accounting work for the owner of the previous company I worked at and he would causally drop $50k for a long weekend vacations. He’d also go out to eat at the nicest of restaurants and frequently spent $1k to $5k when he did. He’d also causally hand me million dollar checks that he had forgotten about for several YEARS to go deposit (I basically became his personal accounting assistant).

[INST] No way you were going to sell at $27 though... if you held through the day it would have been $21. [/INST] Woulda been real happy with 25 though. I sold on a small downturn. Wanted to hold onto profit.

[INST] As with everything in the market it’s about percentages/ratios. A $1B buyback for Amazon is a joke, for MU it’s almost 2%, not bad. Dividend still sucks for you as it forces you to realize a gain, essentially taking money out of your investment [/INST] Only true if u aren’t gambling in a Roth or 401k. Got some boring t and Verizon in my Roth

[INST] Alright Exorxor, I heard the best way to off yourself is to break a broomstick in half and roto-root your ass. Let me know how it goes - I imagine a fag like yourself would really enjoy it [/INST] Pretty creative.

[INST] I wish I could :'( [/INST] U betting against soros?!