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Ouch shit.. I forgot to cut my fingernails yesterday and the bitch just broke off... It's soooo annoying now!
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@seth_svp Good to see you back Agent Seth
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@hold_fast_hope np you could also check out the home screen of your Bold. Pretty sure the date and time are listed there
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says DAMN IT! Walang mga prof! Sayang ang get up! sobrang pinaghandaan ko pa naman ang 1st day!! (tears)... http://plurk.com/p/11tb3c
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@azzurri_94 Not my birthday, but one day, I'll be going alone though
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@moesfalafel no I wish. I really want to go but have no time.
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@commonluxuryo hey there!! im glad you enjoyed it we live in edmonton
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First twit frm perth. It got dark at 5.30pm. It's x yet 9pm but body feels like it 11.30pm Sleeping with Adam tonight *wink*
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feeling sorry for myself all stuffed up with a horrible cold!
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@schonefeld ur up early for that technology
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Wondering what is going to be on 106.5 KWOD after 9:00am tomorrow
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Nothing yet It sucks being patient! Anyway saw Conan last night yup still funny!
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http://jayvalsblog.blogspot.com/ My favorite dolls right now
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Listening to the new Manson CD. Still loving the new Tori Amos I got last week. Be kind to your professors ...they'll steal you stuff
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I love chillin with MeMe
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@TateDance tate.. you can do whatever you want.. its all about being honest with yourselfffffffffffffff im very honest with me!
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besst compliment ive EVER got "damn u pretty as hell but ur beauty aint got shit on ur personality, u cook as fuck!" aww tht mks me smile
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Good morning beautiful people! How is everyone today?
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Meetings how refreshing..!! http://myloc.me/40WL
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My watch stopped ticking.
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I thought it was a joke, not an actual "rumor" weird... what happened to my happy days of KBell and Zach rumors? those were great
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running errands with the padre
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No team building activity today at work At least I have MECO starwars playing http://bit.ly/7TtOx
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@Marta_CG They're so cute. I don't understand how people can eat them.
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@steadytherue Love their technology, but hate their cheap design. All their plastic breaks.
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It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips. You wouldn't want laughing hips, would you?
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My onkel died today... .and I'm gonna Bulgaria tomorrow
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@englishmum I have chocolate and peanut brownies with coffee
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@CharryBouv i'm sorry hunni i wish i could call for you
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Sick Night..Happy B'Day @kaitRogers.."your just jealous cause in this car WE'RE HAVING A SOMBRERO!" Gnight Twitter!
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@WritingAddict : I'm just great. I've just been so darn busy lately.
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@joeymcintyre Whena re you coming back to Minneapolis?? We aren't on your summer tour
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I want more money to get the True blood dvd.
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@lilyroseallen happy to be at the #Southside? It rains
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Good Morning Everyone
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@ToTheNthDegree awwr
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@deanoshoes that was me yes! it went off on a tangent but i can't remember where....you called me torch king or something!
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on the phonee to joel.
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stupid rain. it's gonna ruin all my plans today
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Should be working instead of watching New Moon Trailer...I can't help myself
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Yeah, my internet is gone.
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ive got my whole life ahead of me to mess it up
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Pursuit of happiness: im up to where they were just kicked out and had to sleep in a bathroom. sad.
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Wristcutters and Half Nelson are on Sundance Free Movies on Demand! There goes my afternoon
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@tonydavidwood My weekend was good.. Had friends over on Saturday and we got lambed see you enjoyed your shows
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@missgiggly thank you! I instantly "fell in love" with it
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@DynamicShock ah, that sucks
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@dogzero thanks
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just saw Wolverine & it was AWESOME!! can't wait to watch it again
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@mrsam Any place in your bags left, always wanted to find Nessie..
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@Songo72 name is Dennis, nice to know you si... Rod
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got the kalimba hooked up with wah wah pedal and distortion, ohh
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO Nadal withdrew from wimbledon!
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It would appear @bitchinmona is taking an extra long lunch break (shopping @ Arsenal Mall?) just to make me starve.
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@dougbradbury nice! Do you have someone recording it? I'd love to hear it good luck!
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@troykids Tho I really don't know who the button person is...but it's fun.
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@MupNorth isn't that so funny?? i said to my mom, when you visit we can workout together!!! she said are you crazy! thanks it's so much
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Going to the doctors tomorrow!! My knee hurts so much!! I hope I don't have to have surgery!!! That would SUCK!!! Harmonys b-day soon!!!!
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@kstilger It's an addition to XBOX 360 which makes Nintendo Wii look very poor
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I'm home. Buzzed. Hubby dislocated his knee paying rock band. Power stance my ass. I blame mexicore
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Work and stuff.
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@lightsresolve I'm so mad I cant go to that...you're like an hour away from me.
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@Dippersuk Aww, you were not able to do the birthday song?
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no work again today. hopefully tomorrow. off to boston pizza then maybe a board game night? I hope so! XD
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lounging aroung with the family
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Eating some brownies
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with @sway_sway_baby A.K.A. bec we got 'the middle' pumping fool volume! woooh
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Last night. After 3 years and many miles. My kurama tengu keychain took his freedom. Like a thief in the night.
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@DonnieWahlberg You dropped the L bomb This makes me kinda forgive you A LIL' BIT.Still want you in NC,NC,and yeah did I mention,f'kin NC
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just *LOVES* domain based networking. "domain controller not found..."
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@localxcelebrity I want a cuddle buddy FED EX ME ONE !!! lmao
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@tikigeeki I've also heard the adjective "chewy" used to describe Russian vodka. I'll stick with my rum, gin and whiskey.
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i have a whole day planned for my mom today that i know she will love!
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ready for this month of recuperation.
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@Jenzzyuk Thank you very much
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so im giving up on twitter for now cuz it takes too long for me to update (since my computer sucks) gonna go read some stories on mibba.
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Kickkinnn it wihh Madisonnn
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@latrellk ALWAYS! No fun without u!
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Dammit! I forgot my ipod and headphones.
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@merihn I'm sorry you're sick Yay for tea and toast! And vegemite, I suppose. I've never had it, and I'm kind of scared from the rumors;)
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I'm just thrilled today is Friday. Nothing planned but the fact that it's the end of the week is good enough for me.
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@lifterbaron I think we all should be doing it
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@MedBotJinx @Fire_flybot I made brownies! =D *holds out hot tray of brownies* Stay on the side of good now?
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y was i brought to this world
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@booshtukka Stuck in the office here but such a lovely day out side
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@Clarissa326 no, it makes it Friday evening
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is going to be all alone haha
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going to trade muffins at a muffin party! ...but first, a nap may be in order.
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Why do so many bad things happen to grown ups
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front tooth hurts soo bad!!!
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Out in lufra. Feel hella out of place
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@laplacefrostop No my wife is gonna stop by the cell store whileshe's in Laplace to see if they can reactivate it for me.
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@graceandmanners That's fathers day sunday I'd be there but it's a bad day.Damn, & I could ask for a +1 on this too.When's the next show?
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@corduroy Ahhh.. thanks
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@mneylon not really sorted. DiCaprio, WInslet and the director were shamed into donating $10K each. barely pocket change for them.
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@LttleSnowflakes oh....they weren't all scratched.....so sad
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@redwoodred Sorry had to scoot to help get the kids in bed - didn't see you on the way out! Lemme know when you're in @BardCoffee again!
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@Meeshellmabelle hey girl, we're following the London gig!! lots of tweets from the girls who are there, it's fab
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@nikkeexox haha my videos wont load, youtube doesnt like them
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@AlieB34 I am too very much
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