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On Fire Lyrics
You know, critics, man
Critics never got nothin nice to say, man
You know, the one thing I notice about critics, man
Is critics never ask me how my day went
Well, Ima tell em
Augh, yesterday my dog died
I hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow
Said: Next time you blog, try to spit a flow.
You wanna criticize, dog? Try a little mo
Im so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole
Im fired up, so fire up the lighter and the dro
Better hold on a little tighter, here I go
Flows tighter, hot-headed as Ghost Rider
Cold-hearted as Spider-Man throwing a spider in the snow
So you better get lower than Flo Rida
Inside of a lowrider with no tires, in a hole
Why am I like this? Why is winter cold?
Why is it when I talk Im so biased to the hoes?
Listen, dog, Christmas is off, this is as soft as it gets
This isnt golf, this is a blistering assault
Those are your wounds, this is the salt, so get lost
Shit, dissin me is just like pissin off the Wizard of Oz
Wrap a lizard in gauze
Beat you in the jaws with it, grab the scissors and saws
And cut out your livers, gizzards, and balls
Throw you in the middle of the ocean in a blizzard with Jaws
So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw
Then describe how it tasted like dessert to us all
Got the gall to make Chris piss in his drawers
Tickle him, go to his grave, skip him, and visit his dog
Thats how you know youre on a roll
Cause when youre hot its like youre burning up everyone elses cold
Man, Im so fuckin sick
I got ambulances pullin me over and shit
You need to stop, drop, and roll
Cause when you say the shit to get the whole hip-hop shop to blow
Yeah
Yuh
I just put a bullshit hook in between two long-ass verses
If you mistook this for a song, look, this aint a song
Its a warning to Brooke Hogan and David Cook
That the crook just took over, so book
Run as fast as you can, stop writing and kill it
Im lightning in a skillet, youre a fuckin flash in the pan
I pop up, you bitches scatter like hot grease splashing a fan
Mr. Mathers is the man, yeah, Im pissed
But I would rather take this energy and stash it in a can
Come back and whip your ass with it again
Salivas like sulfuric acid in your hand
Itll eat through anything, metal, the ass of Iron Man
Turn him into plastic
So for you to think that you could stand a fuckin chance is asinine
Yeah, ask Denaun, man
Hit a blind man with a coloring book
And told him color inside the lines or get hit with a flying crayon
Fuck it, I aint playin, pull up in a van
And hop out on a homeless man holding a sign sayin
Vietnam vet, Im out my fuckin mind, man
Kick over the can, beat his ass, and leave him nine grand
So if I seem a little mean to you
This aint savage, you aint never seen a brute
You wanna get graphic, we can go the scenic route
You couldnt make a bulimic puke
On a piece of fuckin corn and peanut poop
Sayin you sick, quit playin, you prick, dont nobody care
And why the fuck am I yellin at air?
I aint even talkin to no one, cause aint nobody there
And nobody will fuckin test me
Cause these hoes wont even dare
Im wasting punchlines, but I got so many to spare
I just thought of another one that might go here
Nah, dont waste it, save it, psycho—yeah
Plus you got to rewrite those lines
That you said about Michaels hair
Thats how you know youre on a roll
Cause when youre hot its like youre burning up everyone elses cold
Man, Im so- Im so hot
My motherfuckin firetrucks on fire, homie
You need to stop, drop, and roll
Cause when you say the shit to get the whole hip-hop shop to blow
Yeah
Oh, shit 76Embed |
Underground Lyrics
A lot of people ask me
Where the fuck Ive been at the last few years
Shit, I dont know
But I do know Im back now
Haha
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, dont wonder how
Lookin for me? Im underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, dont wonder how
Lookin for me? Im underground
Dre, Im down here, under the ground, dig me up!
Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up
Sixty sluts, all of them dyin from asphyxia
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy pads
Enough Oxycontin to send a fuckin ox to rehab
Wack job in the back in a black stocking cap
Jackin off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
Yes, he can
I just did, faggot, now guess again
Better text message your next-of-kin
Tell em shits about to get extra messy
Especially when I flex again
And throw a fuckin lesbian in wet cement
Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty! Raggedy Ann and Andy
No! Raggedy Andy and Andy
No, it cant be, it cant be—yes, it can be
The fuckin Anti-Christ is back, Dante
Its Satan in black satin panties
This is Amityville, calamity, goddamn it
Insanity, pills, fanny pack filled with Xannies
Through every nook and cranny, lookin for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk négligée, looky
Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed
Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed
Slim Shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me
Til he jumps out of the fuckin toilet when youre takin a pee
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, dont wonder how
Lookin for me? Im underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, dont wonder how
Lookin for me? Im underground
Six semen samples, seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds
And Glad bags, yeah glad to be back
Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehab
Fuckin doctor, I aint understand a damn word he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlightened
Bitin into a fuckin Vicodin like Im a Viking
Oh, lightning is strikin, it might be a fuckin sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, fuck Jason, its Friday the 19th
That means its just a regular day
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
Fuckin lesbian shouldnt have had her legs in the way
Now shes pregnant and gay, missin both legs and beggin to stay
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, dont wonder how
Lookin for me? Im underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, dont wonder how
Lookin for me? Im underground
Tell the critics Im back and Im comin to spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions, then split a bag of Funyuns
Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shoot an animal
Out of a cannon and have em catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday
Have Michael Myers lookin like a liar, swipe his powers
Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40; stuck a suppository
Up his ass, and made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lector a fuckin nectarine
And sat him in the fuckin fruit and vegetable section
And gave him a lecture
Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin Wiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too
And came out with a little scratch, ooh
Lookin like I got in a fuckin pillow fight with a Triple F.A.T. goose
Insanity, can it be vanity?
Wheres the humanity in having a twisted fantasy
With an arm-and-leg amputee?
Straitjacket with a hundred and eight brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back
Then they latch it; cut your fuckin head off
And ask where youre headed off to
Get it? Headed off to? Medic, this headaches awful!
This anesthetics pathetic, so is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin my hard taco
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, dont wonder how
Lookin for me? Im underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, dont wonder how
Lookin for me? Im underground
So, it wasnt a choice, it was I had to do this
And now I got 90 days clean
And uh, thats all I have to share, thanks
(Thanks for sharing, Brian
Is there anyone else whod like to share this evening?)
Yeah, I got something to share:
When you walked through the door you were queer to me
So come here, baby boy, just come here to me
Youre a cock-boy, everybody wants you
Youre gayer than you would ever claim to
I wont have to rape you
So, homie, lay down, down, down
Lay down, down, down
Lay down, down, down, lay down, lay down
Wheres everybody going?
This always went over real big in Gay-A
Okay, wait, I got another one
I just love condoms and lots of cum
No? Well, shit!52Embed |
BANG Lyrics
Yeah , uh
Machine
Its not a game, nigga
Its not a fuckin game, nigga
Look, look
Ayo, I use the Arm & Hammer just to fluff my brick
Say what I wanna say and I dont give a fuck, Im rich
Tuck my fifth, dont hesitate to bust my shit
I tell you niggas like Kyrie, Suck my dick
I dont trust a soul, I dont even trust my bitch
Before I fall in love, Id rather cut my wrist
I sweat Ace of Spades, nigga, thats how much I sip
Body a rap nigga quick before the Dutch got twist
Yeah, the shotty ring, this shit is not a thing
The chopper make your body lean, my niggas body things
Uh, Im with the jackboys, Im with the robbin team
On my mama, I never rocked a pair of Robin jeans
Everything I jot is mean, how you gon stop Machine?
My name, it probably ring like Las Vegas slot machines
The MAC by my pelvis in my Helmut Lang
The shellsll bang, make everything outta your helmet hang
Uh, the mayo jar was Hellmanns when I swirled the caine
Then I wrapped the yayo up in cellophane
My shooter got Dame Lillard from the elbow aim
I thought of that while I was courtside at the Melo game
Bricks are off-white, I imported some
Whippin all night until the mornin come
Still pitchin long nights until my fortune come
Thats big checks on the side like the Off-White Jordan 1s, ugh!
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Until I pull up, let it ring
Ayo, they think this shit a game, nigga
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Ayo, they think this shit a game
Until I pull up, let it bang, nigga
Until I pull up, let it bang
Until I pull up, let it–
I used to be a man of the people
Hit the clubs and mingle
Used to dream one day Id be fuckin pink like a flamingo
That was back when I smoked Canibus
Man, but it was tough, cause I was a fan of his
So it sucked to hand him his ass, but
Yeah, lookin back on my feuds
How me and Ja Rule almost got cool
Cause we shot pool back in 01
Was it 02? I dont know, but
Something told me fuckin not to
Then we got stuck in high school, I shoved an Oscar up his wazoo
Yeah, but I think of the rappers I slayed and buried like every night
And every career I mightve killed, sometimes I say a prayer and I
Wonder is there a heaven for a G? And if so, is the sanctuary nice?
Studios for rap like Coolio, shootin craps at gangsters paradise
Huh, here a mic, there a mic
Everywhere a mic, share and share alike
But just dont compare alike
Instead of comparin me, pick a fair fight
Compare me to lightnin, that similaritys strikin
Compare me to Jaws
Compare me to Manson, Marilyn or Charles
Compare me to Nas, Biggie, or Pac
Do not compare me to that Iggy bitch
Or all this fuckin Milli Vanilli hip-hop
This is where all that silly shit stops
Compare me to the pistol that triggered this thought
The semi, the Glock, 9 millis get cocked, Im sending a shot
Dont come around with them floss raps tryna stunt
Compare me to Meek, big wheelies get popped
One by one, compare em to scabs, Im picking them off
Theyre going home to fuck Nicki Minaj, aw
Compare me to Diggity-Das, yah
Im hickity-hitting it raw, ha
In the trailer park
Told her Id play the part like Kanan Starks
Ate her twat like a Tater Tot, oh shit
Get the strap like a trainin bra
Lunchtime like at eight-oclock
But Shadys not for the faint of heart
Goin at these pricks like Lorena Bobbitt
Yall want drama, we can make a scary movie like Marlon Wayans
Yall lookin at the charred remains of Charlamagne tha God
Slim whip, Westside, and Conway are not playin
I cock back, aim, and I spray ya like 138Embed |
Kill for You Lyrics
Oooooh
Oooooh
Oooooh
You could make me a believer
Even if that shit aint true
You could make me commit murder
Baby, Id kill for you
In my eyes
Even if you are wrong, you are right
Even if its a terrible crime, its alright
Cause I got your back, and I know you got mine
I belong to the church of your name, Sing a song
Cause I worship the ground you walk on
If I pray for you, I know youll be there
You could make me a believer
Even if that shit aint true
You could make me commit murder
Baby, Id kill for you
In my bed I believe every word that youve said
Just a kiss and you make me forget
All the bad, the battles we lost, the bodies we hid
You dont know, just how far Id be willing to go
You put the cracks into my moral code
So you can count on me to always be there
You could make me a believer
Even if that shit aint true
You could make me commit murder
Baby, Id kill for you
Oh, lord, forgive my weary hands
And for what they may do
Ill carry out his evil plans
If he wants me to
In your dream, youre drownin, I just waltz in and saved you
Im your alternate escape route, the altar you pray to
Your ultimate savior, your behavior is altered
Aint your fault cause I made you
Brainwash and persuade you
Gibraltar, your faithll never falter or waver
One you call to in danger, Im your guardian angel
Nobody can tell you shit, youve already made your
Mind just follow me, babe, you
Wont be sorry you stayed, you
Always ride, whatever the plan is
Til the end, even if I led us into an ambush
Even if we robbed a First National and cops caught us redhanded
Theyre coming at us, and were trapped with our backs up
Against the wall, and its too tall
Youd catapult me or hold the ladder for me
Stay back to get captured, take the fall
You make it all worth it
Baby doll, youre perfect the way you are
Accidents happen
All I know is you love me, thats really all that matters
And any who cross our paths are just collateral damage
At your side, got your lateral, back, your front, diagonal
Backwards, blackbirds, we attack like animals
When they threaten what we have its a natural reaction
Youll lay a bitch flat on her back in a second flat for me
Who tries to take your man from you
Its blasphemy, another casualty, youll go whatever route
Do whatever you have to do, youd blast for me
I never doubt that
Thats cause you
You could make me a believer
Even if that shit aint true
You could make me commit murder
Baby, Id kill for you
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No Apologies Lyrics
In my mind, Im a fighter, my hearts a lighter
My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right up
An arsenic writer, author with arth-r-itis
Carpal tunnel, Marshall with Start-Shit-Itis
Hardheaded and hotheaded, bullheaded and pigheaded
Dick-headed, a prick, a big headache
Im sick, quick-witted; for every lyric spitted
There are six critics who wait for me to slip with it
So, quick—this dynamite stick, bury the wick
Its gonna explode any minute
Some lunatic lit it
And its not Nelly, do not tell me to stop yelling
When I stop selling, Ill quit, so stop dwelling!
I am not failing, you fuckers are not ready
‘Cause I got jelly, like Beyoncés potbelly
This is destiny; yes, money, Im off running
So get off of me, Im not slowing or softening
No apologies! Nah, suckers, Im not sorry
You can all sue me, yall could be the cause of me
No apologies! Yall feeling the force of me
No remorse for me, like there was no recourse for me
Nah, no apologies! Not even acknowledging you at all
Til I get a call that Gods coming
No apologies! Laugh, fuckers, its all funny
I can spit in your face while youre standing across from me
No apologies!
My head hits the pillow, a weeping willow
I cant sleep, a pain so deep, it bellows
But these cellos help just to keep me mellow
Hands on my head, touch knees to elbows
Im hunched over, emotion just flows over
These cold shoulders are both frozen, you dont know me
I keep saying it, I cant stress it enough
So keep playing it, and stand next to the subs
I choke mics like asphyxiation
When Im strangling my own throat masturbating, haha!
Fuck, yeah, Im a basket case
And Ill master this rap shit til my ass gets wasted
Til my assassination
Til Im slain cause of some fags infatuation
.44 mags a fascination
A taste for disaster, and if thats the case, then—
No apologies! Nah, suckers, Im not sorry
You can all sue me, yall could be the cause of me
No apologies! Yall feeling the force of me
No remorse for me, like there was no recourse for me
Nah, no apologies! Not even acknowledging you at all
Til I get a call that Gods coming
No apologies! Laugh, fuckers, its all funny
I can spit in your face while youre standing across from me
No apologies!
This song isnt for you, its for me
A true MC, its what hell do just to see
If he still has it and if his skills mastered
Hes able to spill raps long after hes killed, thats a—
Real MC, got you feelin me
Whether willing or unwillingly, you still agree
As long as theres still this hunger and will in me
Then expect a longer life expectancy
Id be a savage beast If I aint had this
Outlet to salvage me inside
Id be exploding, soaked in self-loathing
And mourning, so Im warning you: Dont coax me
Its silly, I’m really a sheep in wolfs clothing
Who only reacts when he gets pushed, dont be—
Fooled; the press blows up this whole thing
Its stupid, they dont know, ‘cause they dont see
That Im wounded, all they did was ballooned it
Im sick of talking bout these tattoos Cartoon did
Thats why I tuned it out, Im sick of duking
And they can suck my dick while Im puking
And you, too, you can—
Expect no sympathy from me
Im an MC, this is how Im supposed to be
Cold as a G, my hearts frozen
It dont even beat, so expect no apologies
Expect no sympathy from me
Im an MC, this is how Im supposed to be
Cold as a G, my hearts frozen
It dont even beat, so expect no apologies96Embed |
Say Goodbye Hollywood Lyrics
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
I thought I had it all figured out, I did
I thought I was tough enough to stick it out with Kim
But I wasnt tough enough to juggle two things at once
I found myself layin on my knees in cuffs
Which shouldve been a reason enough for me to get my stuff
And just leave, how come I couldnt see this shit myself?
Its just me, nobody couldnt see the shit I felt
Knowin damn well she wasnt gonna be there when I fell
To catch me; the minute shit was heated, she just bailed
Im standin here swingin on like thirty people by myself
I couldnt even see the millimeter when it felt
Turned around, saw Gary stashin the heater in his belt
Saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground
I just sold two million records, I dont need to go to jail
Im not about to lose my freedom over no female
I need to slow down, try to get my feet on solid ground
So for now—
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Bury my face in comic books, cause I dont wanna look
At nothing, this worlds too much, Ive swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol, I would
And end it for good, just say goodbye to Hollywood
I probably should, these problems are pilin all at once
‘Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up
I think Im bottomin out, but Im not about to give up
I gotta get up, thank God I got a little girl
And Im a responsible father, so not a lot of good
Id be to my daughter layin in the bottom of the mud
Must be in my blood ‘cause I dont know how I do it
All I know is I dont wanna follow in the footsteps
Of my dad ‘cause I hate him so bad
The worst fear that I had
Was growin up to be like his fuckin ass
Man, if you could understand why I am the way that I am
What do I say to my fans when I tell em Im
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
I dont wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it
For me to have this much appeal like this is sick
This is not a game, this fame, in real life, this is sick
Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin dick
Fuck the guns, Im done, Ill never look at gats
If I scrap, Ill scrap like I aint never whipped some ass
I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp
On the fact Ive sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt Id get to the level that Im at
This is wack, this is more than I ever coulda asked
Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood or mask
What about math, how come I wasnt ever good at that?
Its like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt
Im trapped, if I could go back, I never wouldve rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, Ill never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
Imagine goin from bein a no-one to seein
Everything blow up, and all you did was just grow up emceein
Its fuckin crazy, ‘cause all I wanted was to give Hailie
The life I never had, instead I forced us to live alienated, so Im sayin
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin goodbye, sayin goodbye to Hollywood
Goodbye, goodbye Hollywood
Please dont cry for me
When Im gone for good
So goodbye, goodbye Hollywood
Please dont cry for me
When Im gone for good 66Embed |
As the World Turns Lyrics
Yes, man
As the world turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsidaz, baby, and we suin the courts
Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Yo, they never shouldve booted me outta reform school
Deformed fool, takin a shit in the warm pool
Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said, It wasnt me, I got a twin
Oh my God, its you, not again
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, Ill pass the test guessin
And all the other kids said, Eminem is a thizz head
Hell never last, the only class hell ever pass is Phys Ed
Maybe true, til I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she need a Slim Fast
Yeah, bitch, you so big
You walked into Vic Tannys and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin
It began stormin, I heard a bunch of cheerin fans swarmin
Grabbed that bitch by her hair, drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest divin board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly-flop
As the world turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
We drive around in million-dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsidaz, and we suin the courts
Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypochondriac, hangin out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy, fat, white-trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pail of garbage
Its almost dark and Im still tryna nail a trailer park bitch
I met a slut and said, What up? Its nice to meet ya
Id like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But Im broke as fuck
And I dont get paid til the first of next month
But if youd care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no Phillies or no papers
Plus, Im a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So give me all your money and dont try nothin funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun, thats when her ass put it on me
With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors, started causin a scene
Slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back, thank God I was smokin crack
All day, and doped up on coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her, but yo, I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rallys parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen her bedroom door shut
I know youre in there, bitch, I got my gun cocked
You might as well come out now
She said, Come in, its unlocked
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked, watchin gay porn
She said, Come here, big boy, lets get acquainted
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg, No, please let go
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now Im hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just tryna buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted, Now, bitch, lets see who gets the best
Stuffed that shit in, crooked and fucked that fat slut to death
Ow, ow
Ow, ahh
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles
And challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things
That surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning
Keeps turning
Keeps turning
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EPMD 2 Lyrics
Respectfully
Bucket on low like Erick and Parrish
Closed casket flow, all you niggas get deaded
They dont give you one single rose while you can smell it
So I pick from my own garden
Wanna go out in my garden like Godfather
Grandkids and a Rottweiler got over the block trauma
So what you sayin, nigga? You gots to chill
Thinkin you the truth, really you not for real
Back to back with it, the hardest shit of the year
EPMD, we back in business
Aint nobody fuckin with us, come to your senses
P is the second comin of God, somеthin to witness
Piece of shit, fly on your hеad like Mike Pences, we in the trenches
Im mad, better yet, Im on a rampage
My people cant even get minimum wage
Fuck a stimulus , give me some interest
Give me a loan , give me a home
Give me that land you owe me so I can roam
So when you trespass, blaow, one in your dome
Best wishes, ghost em like he Tommy
Aint worried bout nothing cause Hit Squad behind me
EPMD, we back in business
I visualize what it is, not what it isnt
We at the mafia table next to the kitchen
Eatin Michelin Stars, countin a million
Dun! I let it go for the family, meetins at Cote in Miami
Them wine bottles on maggie, extra large
Sign up for my masterclass, Escobar
Feet up at Mets Stadium at my restaurant
Tied in from AZ to Dave East
You know my thoughts get crazy
My teachers, they couldnt grade me
I know some Haitians in Dade County, got choppers in Haiti
She booked a flight to Colombia, made her body amazin
Just to post it on Tumblr, this that fuck up the summer shit
I dont care what you comin with, me and Hit-Boy runnin shit
Big gold, rope chains, but they flooded now
Pull up with the Ghost like a haunted house
She gettin scary, blood on my hands like Carrie
Might walk through a cemetery to see where hip-hop is buried
I said it was dead, but it faked its death like Machiavelli
You see letters in red splatter, look like sauce and spaghetti
EPMD, were back in business
Livin in cramped conditions, will give you ammunition
I stock those shelves, I got those shells like Taco Bell and Im not gon fail
I got no Ls like Christmas, you dont wanna make the claws come out
Yall should call yourselves Santa cause none of yall are real
Not a single one , like a dollar bill
Just like your bitch in appellate court, shes on a pill
We got her a bond and shell
Never bail on me , not even outta jail
EPMD, but me, I gots no chill
Just a lotta skrill
Lady, my papers so crazy, I just tossed a mil out the window of my mobile
On the fuckin freeway on the way here
Like Rudolph and his homies when they pullin the sleigh, yeah
Thats a lot of bucks flyin when Im makin it rain, dear
Green on me but no weed, shorty, just these, darling
A pocket full of pills, some are Tylenol 3s, prolly two or three Molly
So some are E , which reminds me of Rap Summary, mami
My theme song, me and P always used to play that shit on repeat all day
So please call me Big Daddy
Plus I got the Kane and Lean On Me
MCs, Im eatin you B-I-T-C-Hs like tortilla chips
Me, Im free of debt, yeah, green is on Chia Pet
This is the effects of my old neighborhood misery index
Poverty at its peak, OCD and PTSD, I guess
R.I.P. out to DMX, Stezo E and Nipsey
Ecstasy and Prince Markie Dee, MF DOOM, I hit 50 via text
Told him that I love him cause I dont even know when Ima see him next
Tomorrow could be your death
Yeah, and this shit aint for the faint
Cause the brains illa trained killer, danger, deranged
And I drank all the DayQuil I blank on the paper
Then wait til the page fill up
Hate spiller, shameful the strength of a pain pill or tranq
I just pray for the day when Im able to say that Im placed with the greats
And my names with the Kanes and the Waynes, and the Jays and the Dres
And the Yes, and the Drakes and the J Dillas, Jadas, Cool Js
And the Ras and amazin as Nas is, and praise to the Gods of this
Shout to the golden age of Hip-Hop and the name of this song is
EPMD, we back in business
I visualize what it is, not what it isnt
We at the mafia table next to the kitchen
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You Don’t Know Lyrics
Shady!
Yeah
Who run it? You know, you actin like you dont know
We run it, yeah, you know, but you actin like you dont know
Who run it? You know, you actin like you dont know
We run it, yeah, you know but you actin like you dont know
You know, you actin like you dont know
I tear the club up fo sho
This flow is gon bring mo dough
Yeah, you know, but you actin like you dont know
Now, homie, I say I run it, run it cause Im in control
Hpnotiq, Hennessy, a couple shots of Patrón
I have you feelin aight, I get you high as a kite
Party poppin, shawty says she comin with me tonight
I aint shoulder leanin, I aint snappin and poppin
Either Im bobbin my head or Im just standin there watchin
Im a hustler, I hustle; you can tell that Im paid
And I protect what I got, Im in the house with my blade
Nigga, you front, you gon get it, okay, now maybe Ive said it
Cause I want you to tridip, yeah, I be on that shidit
You should see when Im stuntin, I flash the stones to be wantin
Push the whip, see me rollin, you can tell that Im holdin
Im just doin my thang, you know the Units the gang
I got my grimy Shady with me, you front, youll have to get me
Off yo ass, I pay the lawsuit and laugh
Haha! Its not a big deal, its nothin but some cash
Lets go!
Who run it? You know, you actin like you dont know
I tear the club up fo sho
This flow is gon bring mo dough
Yeah, you know, but you actin like you dont know
Who run it? You know, you actin like you dont know
I tear the club up fo sho
This flow is gon bring mo dough
Yeah, you know, but you actin like you dont know
When me and Fif got together to do this music
The more we became enveloped
We just developed a fellowship through it
Its no pretend shit, its friendship, mi nemesis es su nemesis
Same for him, its just media, see to them its just images
But this shit is no gimmicks, this is blood in and blood out
When its beef you just gotta know when to butt in and butt out
If theres a problem we solve it, if we dont resolve it
It usually just evolves into one big brawl
And we all get involved in it
And we should all get a merit, this much beef we inherit
And wear it like a badge of honor, pass it around and share it
And let it go to whoevers holdin
The most current beef on their shoulders
And their soldiers got their backs til its over
But tonight, we aint come in here to beef with nobody
We came to party: Banks, Ca$his, and Mr. Ferrari
So its Shady, Aftermizath, back in that ass, you izzask?
Come izzon, what kinda fizzuckin quizzestion is that?
Who run it? You know, you actin like you dont know
I tear the club up fo sho
This flow is gon bring mo dough
Yeah, you know, but you actin like you dont know
Who run it? I said, you know but you actin like you dont know
I tear the club up fo sho
This flow is gon bring mo dough
Yeah, you know, but you actin like you dont know
Pistol play, ricochet, see where the victim lay
Slumped over bleedin; J.F.K
HK til your chest plate cave
Ima ride to the death, do you rep that way?
Forever Ima be a Shady 7-4 gangsta
Pussy, Ill survive everything you got in that chamber
I thrive off of danger, jumpin in all beef
You keep talkin shit, now the squad have called me
Enough holdin back the steam, Em let off a magazine
Dappadon Cappa Queens, mixed in with Ca$his creams
Started off with half a dream, developed into what you see
Tellin aint my cup of tea, cant tell Im a fuckin G?
Im on automatic when Im at it, start static
And you splattered, shit shattered, Im a walkin bitch magnet
Spit it how I live it, live it all-way to the limit
And Im always on my pivot for my digits, you dig it?
See…
Who run it? You know, you actin like you dont know
We run it, yeah, you know, but you actin like you dont know
Who run it? You know, you actin like you dont know
We run it, yeah, you know but you actin like you dont know
You know, you actin like you dont know
I tear the club up fo sho
This flow is gon bring mo dough
Yeah, you know, but you actin like you dont know
You know who this is
Shady, G-Unit, Aftermath
Lloyd Banks, Ca$his, Marshall Mathers, Ferrari F-50
Its a movement, you cant stop it
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Black Magic Lyrics
Black magic, night walker
She haunts me like no other
Nobody told me love is pain, oh
Black magic, dark water
Surrounds me like no other
Shes got my heart in chains
Were volatile, I cant call it, though
Its like too large a peg, and too small a hole
But she cheats and I catch her like the common cold
Last time, I broke her collar bone, shes intolerablе
All I know is that the sex is phеnomenal, though
Were an unlikely pair
Like two different Nike Airs
But Im the same size she wears
So I think were soulmates though
People dont like us together, but like we care
Yeah, but God strike me dead
She knows that I would walk over hot coals
For her with both of my feet bare
But soon as I ask to hit
Its like she grabs a switch
And turns me over her knee
Cause my ass is whipped, yeah
And I got her back, but Im spineless
So when she stabs me in mine
Its like I just cant feel the knife
As she pokes, jabs it, and slices
One minute, shell build me up
The next, shell push me round
Probably why she calls me dumbbell
She lifts me up , then puts me down
But I am under her thumbnail
I must be under her spell
Its like lookin right into a gun barrel
But none of these hoes can fuck with my girl
She got that—
Black magic, night walker
She haunts me like no other
Nobody told me love is pain, oh
Black magic, dark water
Surrounds me like no other
Shes got my heart in chains
We wake up, break up, make up like Maybelline
Now shes all made up like make-believe
Probably why shes so fake to me
But what the fucks it gonna take for me to make her see?
Strip her naked and take her keys
I been plannin this day for weeks
But I cant tell if Im wake or sleep
But if this is actually happenin, sucker for pain
Im stuck in this radioactive pattern
But her by her motherfuckin hairs
All I imagine draggin
She lunges, attacks, and scratches
But I aint gonna stand for that shit
Like Kaep for the National Anthem
As I stab, Im laughin
So much for witchcraft and magic
Abracadabra that, bitch
No turnin back, Im blackin
As I say farewell to the love of my life, I cut and I slice
I give her one last hug goodbye
Wipe the blood off my butterfly knife
Watch her fuckin die right in front of my eyes
But in hindsight
Think I just wanted to see what her insides look like
As I pop another five Vics
Thats what this highs like
Look down, theres mud on my Nikes
Shovel at my side, blood on my mic
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So Bad Lyrics
Yeah, haha
You feel that, baby?
Yeah, I feel it too, damn
You know, Im so glad we could spend this time together
You see, Im not as crazy as you thought I was, am I?
(Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again)
Im the American Dream
Im the definition of white trash ballin, Im right back on em
With a— err-chick-err, chicka-chick— I cant call it
Same shit, different toilet, oh, you got a nice ass, darling
Cant wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin
What you mean we aint fuckin? You take me for a friend?
Let me tell you the whole story of Shadys origin
Youll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again
Now, it all started with my father
I mustve got my pimpin genes from him the way he left my momma
Im a rolling stone, just like him, word to Johnny Drama
Keep my entourage with me, baby, Ill make a promise
There aint nobody as bomb as me, Im as calm as
The breeze, Im the bees knees, his legs, and his arms, Im a
Superstar, girl, Im ready for you, Mama
Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?
Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Im equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first, Ill kiss your navel
Work my way down, baby, you can lay down on the table
But you may wanna find somethin more stable
I told you I aint foolin from the gate, this aint the first day of April
But thank you for stayin, April, Ima make you
Learn to appreciate me, differentiate me
From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake Gs
Skip over the huggy bear, and all the kissy face, please
Initiate phase three, missy, now service me
Take another shot of Jäger, shake it so nervously
Take your time, baby, ooh, youre the bomb, baby
Ooh, youre doing that even better than your mom, lady
I told you why Im Shady, you didnt listen now, did ya?
Relax, woman, you know that Im only kiddin wit ya
Got a twisted sense of humor, its warped, but I didnt hit ya
I think youre finally startin to get the picture, Im just–
Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Call me dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite , soul
Call me dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite , soul, oh
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evening, I gotta go
Cause Im on to the next girl
And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh
I got you caught up in the rapture, make you recapture
The feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya
You never wanted someone so bad, youre
Sweatin, but if Im what you wanted
Whyd you panic when I grabbed ya?
Girl, dont be so frantic, Im just a hopeless romantic
Dont try to fight the feeling of somethin thats so organic
You cant ignore it, so dont, just stand before it
Just drop them panties to the floor, lets get to camcordin
Damn, shawty, I told you this was bound to happen
Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin
I was bound to work a number on your back
And throw your spine out of alignment
My love has got you so blind that
You couldnt pick Amy Winehouse out of a line-up
So stop at the store, pick a pint up
Lets get the pineapple Schnapps going, no one will knock
Cause Ima hang a sign up saying Dont Disturb
Shawty, Im so superb
I say the right things, dont I spit the dopest words?
Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Call me dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite , soul
Call me dynamite
Dynamite
Dynamite , soul, oh
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evening, I gotta go
Cause Im on to the next girl
And the next girl, I kinda like, oh, oh, oh
Im so bad, Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Dr. Dre
2010
Lightyears ahead of you
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W.T.P. Lyrics
Yeah!
Oh!
Get up
I said, get up
Woo! Lets go
Better watch out now cause here we come
And we aint stoppin until we see the morning sun
So give us room to do our thing cause we aint come to hurt no one
So eerybody come and get up on the floor now and grab someone
Man, first of all; Im a boss, I just want to get that across
Man, even my dentist hates when I floss
Pull up to the club in a Pinto like its a Porsche
Garbage bag for one of the windows, spray-painted doors
With the flames on em, Michigan plates, and my names on em
Baby, Shadys here, come and get him if you dames want him
But he aint stupid so quit tryna run them games on him
Hes immune to Cupid, why you tryna put your claims on him?
Cause you wont do to me what you did to the last man
Now climb in back, try not to kick over the gas can
Theres a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance
We have of just gettin home, now can I get that lap dance?
Shes got a tattoo of me right above her ass, man
In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call em tramp stamps
That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps down
And show this hussy whos the man; now get amped, dance!
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody
Aint nothin but a white trash party
So lets have us a little bash
And if anyone asks, it aint no one but us trash
You dont know, you better ask somebody
Cause were having a white trash party
Pull a fifth of Bacardi from out of my underwear
And walk around the party without a care, like a body without a head
Lookin like a zombie from Night of the Living Dead
And tomorrow Ill probably still be too high to get out of bed
Til I feel like I been hit with the sharp part of the hammer
Mixin Hennessy and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta
I shoot the gift like Im hollerin Die Santa
Missed the tree and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders
So quit tryna play the wall like you Paul, and
Get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin
They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin
Cause as soon as they throw on some R. Kelly, I start ballin
Makin it rain for the ladies in the minis
But Im not throwin ones, five, tens, or even twenties
Im throwin quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies
Man, I do this for them bunnies up at Dennys
From the North, East, and West—
But when it comes to them trailers in them South-parks
Muffle it, cause, homie, that hoods tighter than Kennys
So, ladies, if your belly buttons not an innie, then Im outtie
Now hop in my minivan, lets get rowdy
Come on
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody
Aint nothin but a white trash party
So lets have us a little bash
And if anyone asks, it aint no one but us trash
You dont know, you better ask somebody
Cause were having a white trash party
Now, whether youre black, white, or purple; if youre misunderstood
But you dont give a fuck, you aint doin shit that you should
Long as you know youre up to evil, and youre no damn good
Get on the floor, man, and rep your hood
Now, honey, dont let them pricks trip
We should make a quick dip
And go do some doughnuts in the hospital parking lot
Cause, girl, I got a sick whip
Kick the back window out of my Gremlin
Put two milk crates in the trunk, rip out the stick shift
And make a five-seater, Ill be damned if I feed a chick
It aint like me to split a piece of dry pita
I be the S-L-to-the-I-M to the S-H-A-D-Y
And I dont need a tank top to be a wife beater
Ill rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down
Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown
Ill tell you now, Im so raw, I still need to unthaw
You feel me, yall? I shut the club down like Drake in the mall
But baby, a body like thats against the law
You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw
Coleslaw containers, empty straw wrappers, and all
You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car
Now get up
Now you can do this on your own
But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone
So get on the floor and grab somebody
Aint nothin but a white trash party
So lets have us a little bash
And if anyone asks, it aint no one but us trash
You dont know, you better ask somebody
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Difficult Lyrics
They ask me am I okay, they ask me if Im happy
Are they askin me that because of the shit thats been thrown at me?
Or am I just a little snappy and they genuinely care?
Doody, most of my life, its just been me and you there
And I continuously stare at pictures of you
I never got to say I love you as much as I wanted to, but I do
Yeah, I say it now when you cant hear me
What the fuck good does that do me now?
But somehow, I know youre near me, your presence
Oh, I went and dropped some presents off for Easter
To them two little beautiful boys of yours to try to ease their
Minds a little, and dog, youll never believe this
But Sharonda actually talks to me now—Jesus!
And everyone else is just tryin to pick up the pieces
Man, how could you touch so many fuckin lives and just leave us?
They say grievance has its way of affectin everyone different
If its true, how the fuck Im supposed to get over you?
Difficult as it sounds
Doody, I drop a tear in a rhyme
The day you find it is the day I stop missin DeShaun
Holton, it was written, it was woven
For a soldier to leave so suddenly, got me wide open
How could God take a soul so dope and
Turn around, leave us all heartbroken?
Know that youre sayin, Keep goin!
Be a man! No emotion! Its your duty!
Until we meet again, Doody
Doody, thats what wed call each other
I dont know where it came from
But it just stuck with us, we was always brothers
Never thought about each others skin colors
Til one day we was walkin up the block in the summer
It was like ninety degrees, I was catchin a sunburn
Tryin to walk under the trees just to give me some comfort
Im moan and I just wanna get home and
I look over and your shirt is off
Im like, Youre gonna fry, youre like, No, I wont
Im black, stupid! And black people they got melatonin
In their skin—we dont burn, meanwhile my face is glowin
And I feel like Im on fire
And the entire time youre just laughin at me
And snappin at me with your shirt, bastard
And I still have to get you back for that shit
And by the way, them Playboy rings my mother stole from you
Well, Nate finally got em back, shit
It mustve been at least 16 years ago
Well, I put em in your cask—oww
Movin past it, it still aint registered yet
But you can bet, your legacy theyll never forget
The Motor City, Motown, hip hop vet
Hip Hop Shop, dreads, it dont stop there
Yeah, as difficult as it sounds
Doody, I drop a tear in a rhyme
The day you find it is the day I stop missin DeShaun
Holton, it was written, it was woven
For a soldier to leave so suddenly, got me wide open
How could God take a soul so dope and
Turn around, leave us all heartbroken?
Know that youre sayin, Keep goin!
Be a man! No emotion! Its your duty!
Until we meet again, Doody
And this might sound a little strange but Ima tell it
I found that jacket that you left at my wedding
And I picked it up to smell it
I wrapped it up in plastic until I put it in glass
And hang up in the hallway so I can always look at it
And as for all me and D12 we feel like Fuck rap!
It feels like our general just fuckin died in our lap
We shut off all our pagers, all our cell numbers is changed
Our two-ways are in the trash
So some cats will have to find a new way
And I know it feels like the dreams will die with you today
But the truth is theyre all still here and you aint
Purple Gang, you gotta keep pressin on
Dont ever give up the dream, dog, I got love for you all
And Doody, its true you brought people together
Who never woulda been in the same room if it wasnt for you
You were the peacemaker, Doody
I know sometimes you were moody
But you hated confrontation and truly hated the feuding
But you was down for yours whenever it came to scrappin
If it had to happen, it had to happen
Believe me, I know youre the one who taught me to throw them bows back on Dresden
From eggin cars to paintballin, gettin arrested
To sittin across from each other in cells, laughin and jestin
They tried to hit us for five years for that, no question
I guess them hookers and bums that we shot up didnt show up for court, so we got off on a technicality, left sweatin
Me, you and… whats his face? I forgot his fuckin name
Shame he even came to your funeral, he betrayed our team
And if I see him again Ima punch him in the fuckin face
And that’s on Hailie Jade, Whitney Laine and Alaina’s name
I let the pistol bang once just to lick a shot
In the air for you and pour some liquor out
With Obie in the parking lot of 54 just before
We were supposed to get in cars to come and see you once more
Difficult as it sounds
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You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood Lyrics
Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed, you wouldnt believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one, from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me:
Conversation and Hennessy
Ive been to the motherfuckin mountaintop
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen em drop
If I aint got a weapon Ima pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass Im gon continue to rock
Get your ass off the wall with your two left feet
Its real easy, just follow the beat
Dont let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
We bout to have a party
Lets get it started
Im lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin, baby? Step right up
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
Im lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say, every day she be givin it up
Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Im a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rin-inse
Swish, but dont spit it; swallow it and Ill finish
Yeah, me and Nate D-O Double-G
Looking for a couple bitches with some double Ds
Pop a little champagne and a couple Es
Slip it in her bubbly, we -
We finna have a party
Lets get it started
Im looking for a girl I can fuck in my Hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol butt
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch to sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can, but she wont say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a slut, would you be mine?
Heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
Now, I hope you dont get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you dont mind
I told him how you like it from behind
Now, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on, girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
We bout to have a party
Lets get it started
Im lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin, baby? Step right up
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
Im lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say, every day she be givin it up
There she go, shakin that ass on the flo
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way shes grindin that pole
I think Im losin control
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Just the Two of Us Lyrics
Baby, your dada loves you
And Ima always be here for you no matter what happens
Youre all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
Come on Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let Dada strap you in the car seat
Oh, wheres Mama? Shes takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh, that smell? Dada musta runned over a skunk
Now, I know what youre thinkin, its kinda late to go swimmin
But you know your Mama, shes one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she dont get her way shell throw a fit
Dont play with Dadas toy knife, honey, let go of it!
And dont look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Dont you wanna help Dada build a sandcastle?
And Mama said she wants to show you how far she can float
And dont worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
Its just a little scratch – it dont hurt
Her was eatin dinner while you were sweepin
And spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mamas messy, aint she? Well let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, cant we?
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
See, honey, theres a place called Heaven and a place called Hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And Dadas probably on his way to all of em except one
‘Cause Mamas got a new husband and a stepson
And you dont want a brother, do ya?
Maybe when youre old enough
To understand a little better, Ill explain it to ya
But for now well just say Mama was real, real bad
She was bein mean to Dad and made him real, real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on timeout
Sit back in your chair, honey, quit tryna climb out!
I told you its okay, Hai-Hai, want a ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Dada change your didee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dadll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
97 Bonnie and Clyde: me and my daughter
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Wake up, sweepyhead, were here, before we pway
Were gonna take Mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, dont cry, honey, dont get the wrong idea
Mamas too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear
Thats why you cant get her to wake, but dont worry
Dada made a nice bed for Mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help Dada tie a rope around this rock?
Well tie it to her footsie then well roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free
One, two, free — whee!
There goes Mama, spwashin in the water
No more fightin with Dad, no more restrainin order
No more stepdada, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell Mama you wuv her
Now well go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help Dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Just me and you, baby, is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your dada will always be there for you
Your dadas always gonna love you, remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ask
Dada will be right there
Your dada loves you — I love you, baby51Embed |
Same Song & Dance Lyrics
Yeah
Same song and dance
Damn girl, everywhere I go
Same song and dance
I like the way you move, all over the globe
Same song and dance
Something about it, man
Same song and dance
In the pale moonlight, yo
Im lookin at ya, yeah girl, youre kinda tooken back by
The whole rapper thing, arent ya?
Probably thinking youll get slapped so dang hard, ya
Wont even be able to stand up straight, arent ya?
Couple rape charges, people think youre a monster
The police constantly bugging you non-stop
I walk up on ya, “Well, hello Tonya”
I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck
You out of gas? Do you got a flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
I got your back
Why dont you put your laundry baskets in the back
And sit up front; Im not asking, its a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched, and its a wrap
In broad day, and no mask for this attack
I heard em say, Exact opposites attract
If thats a fact, itll take task force to get you back
Come on
Yeah baby, do that dance
Its the last dance youll ever get the chance to do
Girl, shake that ass, you aint never gonna break that glass
That windshields too strong for you
I said, yeah baby, sing that song
Its the last song youll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance
The first victim I had, she was a big one
Big movie star, a party girl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In and out of rehab every four-to-six months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
At Nickelodeon, flashed the little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front
I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage, now heres where I come in, son
Look, here she comes, I better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsay, youre looking a little thin, hun
How bout a ride to rehab? Get in, cunt!
But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didnt want
Girl, Im just kidding, let me start over again, hun
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little wench, ya, murder wasnt my intention
If I wanted to kill you, it wouldve already been done
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her
With 66 inches of extension cord
Yeah baby, do that dance
Its the last dance youll ever get the chance to do
Girl, shake that ass, you aint never gonna break that glass
That windshields too strong for you
I said, yeah baby, sing that song
Its the last song youll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Pop star, icon, the whole works
She played a little schoolgirl when she first
Burst upon the scene and seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It irked me, it made me mad at first
I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on
Was that I had developed a crush
I just didnt know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons, or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?
Well settle this once and for all, Ima tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos, and just
Climb the gate, and ring the bell like, Hello, my love
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
Ill share my Valium with you cause Im feeling you Britney
Ill trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
Ive been feeling you, ooh-ooh, girl, you sexy little gal, you
Hold that pill any longer, itll get sentimental value
Cmon toots, give me the Valium alley-oop
Ill slam dunk it in your mouth til you puke
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
Im bout to make a new outfit out of you
New outfit? Shit, Ill make a suit out of you, shoot
Now, show me how you move, baby, do how a-you do
Yeah baby, do that dance
Its the last dance youll ever get the chance to do
Girl, shake that ass, you aint never gonna break that glass
That windshields too strong for you
I said, yeah baby, sing that song
Its the last song youll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance
Same kicking and screaming, same crying and sobbing
Same song and dance
Same begging and pleading, same yelling and bleeding
Same song and dance
Yeah
Same song and dance
I know
Same song and dance55Embed |
Need Me Lyrics
Youre drunk, the carpet is burned
I hate to find you like this
I always find you like this
I come home and clean up your mess
What would you do without that?
Why do I always come back?
Oh, what I wouldnt do for you!
And Im startin to think that maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
And Im startin to think that maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
Some nights I want to run for the hills
Its never easy with you
I cannot reason with you
But your smile is as rare as it comes
What would I do without that?
Maybe thats why I come back
Oh, what I wouldnt do for you!
And Im startin to think that maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
And Im startin to think that maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
Startin to think we were made for each other
But one of us in this relationship is raisin the other
You remind me of my mother
We drive one another crazy as each other
And were both adults, so theres no excuse
For the games that we play with each other
Where you at? At a friends? No, you aint, mothafucker!
But I give her the benefit of the doubt
Whenever the doubt kicks in, shiver when I touch her
Cause I love her so much, Im a sucker
How her bottom lip can quiver when shes in trouble
Shes in hot water, think I caught her cheatin again
Give her another chance? Another one after that?
Im swimmin in that Egyptian river, cause Im in denial
Say I dont eat shit, but I got a shit-eatin grin when I smile
Makin an excuse for us to act it out
Shes just actin out with her inner child
Then I set the truth on fire
Cause Id rather believe a lie
Then I breathe a sigh of relief, I dont believe in
Goin to bed mad, I keep on tryin
To make a bad girl good
But havent I stood by you in good times?
And bad? Im startin to feel like your goddamn dad
Cause I literally feel like you could die if ever should I
Leave you for good and never would I
Itd be all bad, never understood why they call it goodbye
But I think Im a pretty damn good guy
And youre a good person too
I can save you, I can make you change
But I keep puttin my fuckin foot in my mouth
Every time I gotta come and bail you out
When you get in trouble that you get yourself in
And Im in trouble, but I cant leave, Ill sell you out
I could never turn my fuckin back on you—what is that?
Im co-dependent, Im just now noticin it
But somehow its like every time Im about to go to end it
I aint got the cojones to do it, nor the heart
Our apartments tore apart
Youre usin my heart for a dartboard
But God mustve aligned stars for us
Cause somebody paired us up
And they say He aint capable of makin a mistake
But this ones perfect, cause Im—
Im startin to think that maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
And Im startin to think that maybe you need me
Maybe you need me
Maybe you need me50Embed |
Die Alone Lyrics
Just so you dont die alone
I roll over and go to reach for you, youre gone
This beds empty without you
You said youre moving on
But Im having some trouble getting there
But dwelling aint getting me, uhh, anywhere
Fuckin Valentines Day
Fuck February, stuffed teddy bear, guts everywhere
Machete on the floor, I smashed up every mirror
Yeah, how do I look?
You fuckin just left me here to die didnt you?
Why didnt you respond yet?
Ive written you five or six different times and
Im gettin sick and tired of always apologizing to you
I didnt do shit to deserve what youre puttin me through
This couldnt be true, we cant be over
So violets are blue, roses are red
Why is it everything I do Im reminded of you?
Saw two white coffins in my dreams last night
I saw my Lord Jesus with his hands pointed toward the light
Saw my old sweetheart, she said, Honey, Im back
Just so you dont die alone, just so you dont die alone
Guess I gotta deal with the fact that, you aint never comin back
Now every woman that I look at Im lookin for you
So Im findin something the matter with them
Excuse to not see anyone
Useless, rather pick up the phone, not at all, followin protocol
I get bold like bowling balls
Grow balls and go to call to talk, forget what I want to say
Damnit Im drawin blanks like Im playin hangman
Im sick of playin these games, I cant handle this heartbreak
Its makin me wanna blow out my brains
Like birthday cake candles
Hang up the phone and I shake, I think I may have made a mistake
Cant escape the madness
Turn the radio on, I hate this sad song
But I cant even change the station
The same ones playin on eight channels
I lay awake in shambles, Im startin to hallucinate
Im havin all these visions of us at each others wakes
In caskets and suddenly I wake and thats when I know I
Saw two white coffins in my dreams last night
I saw my Lord Jesus with his hands pointed toward the light
Saw my old sweetheart, she said, Honey, Im back
Just so you dont die alone, just so you dont die alone
Give me one more, bottle for the pain
Give me one more for the memories
Give me one more, Ill make it taste like a steak
Itll help alleviate
Itll soothe this ache
Of trying to fake
That shes really, shes really coming back
And its been a while now, but I finally realize how
Much reality sucks, but its just something about our love
Im still in denial now, dealing with the finality of
And its making me crazy thinking of the days we, spent
And how Ill never hold you again
And there aint shit I can do about it
Now my head is overcrowded
With these clouded memories and I cant seem to get you out it
And how the fuck do you sleep comfortably
Knowing what you done did to me, huh?
Did it even occur to you that I loved you?
Completely, deep, and madly head over heels for you?
Was you and me, once used to be together forever
It was supposed to be us, but you crushed the dream
We was supposed to die together, and its killing me so much
When I sleep I wake up dead, must be why I
Saw two white coffins in my dreams last night
I saw my Lord Jesus with his hands pointed toward the light
Saw my old sweetheart, she said, Honey, Im back
Just so you dont die alone, just so you dont die alone174Embed |
Discombobulated Lyrics
Oh, ayo, Dre
Im discombobulated
Lets take em back
In time
Im discombobulated, discombobulated
Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didnt mean to
Piss you off, my lady, what I really meant to say is
It goes a little something like this
Soon as Im through with the Unisom Ima hit the snooze alarm
Before I lose my mind, who am I gonna use it on?
Utilizing this tool, I will execute a line
Like what I tried to do one time in my youth when I euthanized
My poodle in junior high, used to hide in my room and fly
To the moon and try suicide with the glue from my school supplies
Then Proof, Denaun
Eye-Kyu and I would climb in that hooptie to ride to Drews and rhyme
Bodied Saint Andrews Hall too many times to count
Before I tear up The Shelter, give my dawgs a pound
Now Im bout to treat all of you rappers noggins how
Dre does every time he goes back to Compton now
Cause every so often Ill visit my old stomping grounds
And Docs in the house, so you know the bong is out
Room is spinning like nine-hundred-thousand miles an hour
Forgot what Im talkin bout, fuck, Im discombobulated
Now up is down, left is right
Day is night now, in is out, black is white
So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Am I comin or goin? Man, I cant decide
Cause back is forth now and stop means go
No means yes, but yes dont mean no
So, baby, please, take off your clothes
Yes! Yes! No! Oh! , yeah
Just flew the coop, the cops are in hot pursuit
But the day they catch me is the day 50ll call a truce
And quash the feud with him and Ja and Jall actually spit a bar
Thats not from a Dr. Seuss book and theyll start a group
Fuck it, Im a kook, I know I got a screw
And a couple of marbles loose, brain is like ramen soup
Shout to Trugoy, gotta give a De La salute
Cause my noodles in a knot, call it pasta noose
Wizard of ahs and oohs
Same Marshall Bruce in that battle who lost to Juice
Who also used to sound like Nas on Live at the Barbeque
Now I got the juice, wouldnt beef if I was you
Like, au jus, but beef, if like
I was you, but, like, ah, fuck you
Long as I got these walls and these hallways Im always
Have someone to argue with, Im just all twisted, Im discombobulated, man
Now up is down, left is right
Day is night now, in is out, black is white
So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Am I comin or goin? Man, I cant decide
Cause back is forth now and stop means go
No means yes, but yes dont mean no
So, baby, please, take off your clothes
Yes! Yes! No! Oh!
Im at my best when Im at my worst
And for that Im blessed, so every time I rap I curse
And thats why press, I usually get attacked by first
Theyre at my neck like motherfucking vampires
So critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, Im always degrading, little bi-ditch
Well, fi-duck em, they can si-duck my di-dick when Im taking a shi-dit
Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell em where to put it?
Im si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit
So I act like Im on a kayak with my back to Niagara
No life jacket, man, I had like six psychiatrists, scientists
Misdiagnose me with plaque psoriasis cause I asked em, Why is it
My eye itches? so they gave me some diet tips
And Viagra with side effects, I might end up growing spiderwebs
In my head and dying a horrifying death, on my final breath
I will tell you, apply your lips to my dick, its one size that fits
I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive, what the fuck?
Now up is down, left is right
Day is night now, in is out, black is white
So to-and-fro and side-to-side
Am I comin or goin? Man, I cant decide
Cause back is forth now and stop means go
No means yes, but yes dont mean no
So, baby, please, take off your clothes
Yes! Yes! No! Oh!
Haha, yeah
Dr. Dre
Black Bethoven
S1
2050, haha
Were out85Embed |
Welcome 2 Hell Lyrics
Yeah
Told you wed be back
Welcome to Hell
Heh!
Theres a switch I flip, emotions cut off
So cold, I done froze my butt off
And this aint even the tip of the iceberg yet
Its like squirtin a squirt gun in the ocean, fuck all
Other words, I aint put a dent in the game compared to the damage Ive yet to do
As long as you still have feelings to hurt, Ill be around as long as you let me get to you
Long as I got two balls to palm, Ill be the bomb, you? Just a false alarm
Get scant, little piss-ants, and see if I dont come along and stomp your farm
Thunder and lightning, rain, hail, sleet with a tornados the kinda brainstorm I get
So when wind starts blowin’ shit
Talk about goin’ in? Goin’ insane’s more like it
Wizard of words when he spits hazardous with it like a disastrous blizzard
So you better listen quick, fast, dont miss it
Yeah, go ahead, little, prick bastard, diss it
But when you get hit with a sick-ass explicit flow
Dont ask how much of his passion is it that goes in it
Just know that all he knows is that its better to kick ass than kiss it
Dick Dastardly of audacity
Mental capacity, unmatched it has to be stopped but it cant be
But man, I cant just keep doin em like that or no onell rap with me
Except one, you ask who is it?
Guess who just came through to blast you bitches?
With the ratchet, the book of Matthew, a book of matches
Lighting em under white linen
You bout to have to admit it
They pass you the mic, ask you spit it
And you got handed your own ass, your ass in your own hands
Im sure they gon laugh when you go into to the bathroom with it
Now with what would you come against us?
Better be somethin with a Bigfoot pedigree
Easily, these are the reasons that we need to be in yall prayer
Each region breeds em, MCs that wanna be the remise
That they wanna breathe our air , with these ideas
Anybody thinkin the game dont need the bad and the evil regime
Thats like saying that the Bad Boy Piston team didnt need Isiah
Shit, piss, and bleed, this is a different breed of MCs, I swear
Better beware, theres too much at stake and to find someone this raw on a beat is rare
You can kiss my ass and eat shit stains out my underwear that I don’t even wear
This gotta be no fair , this like hitting the lottery, oh yeah
Who you know hotter? There gotta be no pair
Shotty that I gotll lobotomy your hair
Classic, smash it, smother it, read it and weep it
Perhaps you will have no rebuttal and
In fact, you seein me in this rappin is like saying
Tila Tequila can sing like Jazmine Sullivan
Back to bash your skull again, push a bitch out the Aspen
And tell her get the fuck outta Dodge
Shouldnt have to explain my metaphors
You has-beens are duller than color books that ain’t colored in
Second and third, fourth wind, got another wind
Here they come again, none other than Bad and Evil
Also known as Saddam and Osama Bin
Its been a long time, but I bet that neither one of us
Have felt sicker than we do right now
And we only get iller with time
Me and Nickel fuckin shit up on the dime
So telling us to pipe down is like talking to a meth head
Bruce Willis on his death bed, last breath with an infection
Fightin it while hes watchin internet porn, bout to meet his death with an erection, my God
What I mean is David Carradine jackin his penis in front of his tripod, choking his own neck
What part you dont get? Im saying I die hard!
When you listening to my bars, nothing but the F-I-R-E
Coming out your iPod, we come up in a place
Chicks heads start spinnin like motherfuckin white walls
Got your mother suckin my balls while we fuck each other, we punch each other in the eyeballs
And I never say, Im so–rry, the 5’9” and the Fire Marshall
We spit with an intensity to shut shit down
In the industry, two different entities with a propensity
To put these N-U-Ts up inside of your fuckin
Mouth
Oh shit , stop it
Yo, welcome to the CD 77Embed |
Desperation Lyrics
Girl, you give me writers block, Im at a loss for words
Uhh, my minds as lost as yours
I rack my brain but still no thoughts emerge
Never seen no ass as large as yours
How much that cost? Thats what I call a Roethlissplurge
You drive me bonkers, I’m about to get my swerve on for sure
Thought I was pimpin til I felt like Nas, the first
Date cause I think I gave you power
When I gave you flowers in a vase
A box of chocolates, throat lozengers, cough drops and Certs
Probably shoulda never let me call that job of yours
To talk to your boss and ask him if you can take off from work
Shoulda been one of the first signs to cause alert
Man, we jumped in too fast
Cause since then I just cant be apart from her
Cause nobodys bodys awesomer
I lust her and she loves me cause Im popular
But you know this aint love
You know this aint love, oh no
You know this aint love , oh no
What is it then?
Its desperation
Its desperation
And I here I go again
You were obviously oblivious to me
I swore I was just invisible to you
Til I went to the lengths I did to meet you
Cause you played so hard to get with me from
The beginning, now Im in disbelief, I
Never knew that this could be such misery, ah
Cause now you see nothing but me
And I dont see nothing but you
And Im about to flip cause we are – super glued in
We stuck to each others hips and we cant
Do anything individually, which is to cling on
Scared to be alone, cant specifically describe it
I just cant seem to give a reason
Thats definitive, just need ya
Talkin about I live and breathe ya
And you pretend to be as mentally and physically
Addicted to me as Wiz Khalifa is to reefer
Dont wanna be without you
Dont wanna be with you neither
Bitch, put me in a situation in which its both I wish to seek
Cause this aint love
You know this aint love, oh no
You know this aint love , oh no
What is it then?
Its desperation
Its desperation
And I here I go again
Just want you to myself
Dont wanna share you with no one else
What the fuck you whisperin for?
You get on my nerves, you make me sick
I think our relationship, it seems to be on the fritz
I mean its time that we just split and leave the
Games behind, your frame of mind aint the same as mine
I think you need to finish developing a
Little more mentally to get the picture.
Thats a negative, Alicia, I will never give the keys up
To the crib ever again, no Visa
Not even a gift certificate from Tiffanys
You better have an epiphany, slut
Guess what? The lease up
Im just mad the time it took to discover
You were usin me for loot like I used you for looks
Oh, thought you was too good for me, huh?
Yeah, toots, used to be my Carrie Underwood
I was your lumberjack
But I cant stomach this, Im leavin you, Im not comin back
She said, The fuck with that!
Wheres my Louisville Slugger at?
She grabbed that fuckin bat
And swung it at my head, I barely ducked and thats
Right when she came up with a kick to the nuts twice
Steel toe, girl probably coulda put a 100-yard field goal
Through the uprights
You know this aint love, oh no
You know this aint love , oh no
What is it then?
Its desperation
Lord, its desperation
Desperation 31Embed |
Em Calls Paul Lyrics
Paul, yo, um
So I got your message, I wish you would answer the fuckin phone
Um...
No, I dont plan to reply to everybody who fuckin says something fucked up about me
But I will say this, I was reading some comments last night about, like , what people are fuckin saying about Revival
And uhh
Yo, this Yahoo motherfucker, whatever the fuck his name is, said I rhy—literally said I rhymed rhymes with chimes
Sucker free, confidence high
Such a breeze when I pen rhymes
Like, you dont understand Im rhyming the entire fuckin sentence you fuckin moron
Its my fault cause youre fuckin stupid
But I swear to God this motherfucker lives in Michigan and I think I figured out his address
And Im on my way to his fuckin house right now
Ill hit you back later56Embed |
These Demons Lyrics
Yeah, you know what?
Haters are funny, man
Its like, youre gonna hate it no matter what it is
Yet you still click on it , huh, yeah
I want you to change, but dont change
I want you to grow up, but dont age
I want the rage, but dont get too angry
I want the new, but old Shady
I want you to say what they wont say
Just dont go too far, but go cray
I want you to almost lose it, man
They keep movin the goalpost, dont they?
So lets cut to the chase like OJ
In his Bronco goin up the roadway
And get off my dick
If I said my balls were yarn, you bitches would crochet
All I ever wanteds a rope chain
From the day I saw Cool J on Soul Train
Now I got that Kangol, two cables
One yellow and white gold plated
Just to let em know I made it
I told my dawgs we gon get right in a year , yeah, yeah
What did it cost? Now I get gone in the Lear , yeah, yeah
Still have all these demons comin for my neck, yeah, yeah
I aint never comin down, yeah, yeah
This pandemic got us in a recession
We need to reopen America
Black people dyin, they want equal rights
White people wanna get haircuts
Some people protest, some people riot
But we aint never escapin this virus
Til the cops that are racially biased
We no longer enable these liars
You get em on tape, they stick to a story
Like Spider-Man crawlin upside of a wall and
Some are just unabiding as lawmen
Like Garrett Rolfe and like Derek Chauvin
No cap, still riding with Colin
Though some people dont like me at all and
Some are like bees to flowers
Cause some people find me appalling
Ooh, I say a line, people are outraged
The press slams me again , people aint having it nowadays
Then give an album that I put out in, like, 2000 you griped about praise
But I wake up every day even more caked up than the makeup on your clown face
And I laid my foundation, and
I told my dawgs we gon get right in a year, yeah, yeah
What did it cost? Now I get gone in the Lear, yeah, yeah
Still have all these demons comin for my neck, yeah, yeah
I aint never comin down , yeah, yeah
I got a question
What rhymes with pariah?
Mm, tsk, uh, LEGO?
You just bit into the lit end of the wick
Shit, I meant, shit end of the stick
Im addicted to friction and mischief
Its like your bitchs midriff, shit gets my dick stiff as a stick shift
Dick as in Cheney, drip as in saline
They bring my name up just to get ratings
Its like trying to choose between Bizzy, Layzie, or Wish against Krayzie
Cause I got a bone to pick and Slim Shady
Will thug and harm any
Who attempt to diss Hailie
Bitch, I will go in like its raining
And I get canceled like once a day
Why would I go? Its more fun to stay
You get me to leave? Theres no fuckin way
I got a better chance of fuckin Young M.A.
Ooh, sounds like Im zoning
So me sayin Im out, nice to know me
Is like askin me where my shin is
Its down right bologna
Uh, oh, but we can play hide the salami
If your gald like to blow me
My wave is like a tsunami
These flows youre still tryna wrap your head around like youre a swami
Just call me the mic kamikaze with Mike Zombie and Ima just keep bombing
Cause the game is mine like an IED
If they ever do cancel me like Live PD
Said Im takin some of you with me if Im leaving
Its time to murder you now, side B, B
I might be D to the fuckin I-Z-Z
Y from rappin circles around these hoes
Just like girdles and every word from my mouths so fire
I should be burnt to the ground
Theres a fuckin circus in town, yeah, bitch, this verse finna clown, ICP
R. Kelly sex tape, I see pee
My shit is intense like tipis
You gettin wiped like TP
You dont like me? You can bite my little white wee-wee
And I repeat, you can bite my little white wee-wee long as I L-I-V-E
And ever since my pre-teens, striped Lee jeans and Grandma Nans little black and white TV
Now Im so bougie that I stick out my pinkie every time I drink tea
Used to wanna wife Sweet Tee
Used to rock wife beaters, now I let your wife beat me
So you can eat shit, but I might be the shit
So when I say Eat shit, I mean me75Embed |
Amityville Lyrics
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum... dum
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, duh-da-da-da-da
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum... dum
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, dumm
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hell accidentally kill your family still
Thinkin he wont, goddammit he will
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
I get lifted and spin til Im half-twisted
Feet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick
Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick shit
Shrink, pencil me in for my last visit
Drink gin til my chins full of splashed whiskers
Hash, whiskey, and ash til I slap bitches
Ask Bizzy, hes been here the past six years
Mash with me again and imagine this
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hell accidentally kill your family still
Thinkin he wont, goddammit he will
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hell accidentally kill your family still
Thinkin he wont, goddammit he will
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mothers throat
Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope
My little sisters birthday, shell remember me
For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity
And bitches know me as a horny-ass freak
Their mother wasnt raped, I ate her pussy while she was sleep
Pissy-drunk, throwin up in the urinal
Thats what I said at my dads funeral
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hell accidentally kill your family still
Thinkin he wont, goddammit he will
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hell accidentally kill your family still
Thinkin he wont, goddammit he will
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Thats why the city is filled with a bunch of fuckin idiots still
Thats why the first motherfucker poppin some shit, he gets killed
Thats why we dont call it Detroit, we call it Amityville
You can get capped after just havin a cavity filled
Thats why were crowned the murder capital still
This aint Detroit, this is motherfuckin Hamburger Hill
We dont do drive-bys, we park in front of houses and shoot
And when the police come we fuckin shoot it out with em too
Thats the mentality here , thats the reality here
Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?
While Im holdin a pistol with this many calibers here?
Plus a registration that just made this shit valid this year?
Cause once I snap, I cant be held accountable for my actions
Thats when accidents happen , when a thousand bullets come at your house
And collapse the foundation around you and they found you
And your family in it; goddammit, he meant it when he told you
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hell accidentally kill your family still
Thinkin he wont, goddammit he will
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Hell accidentally kill your family still
Thinkin he wont, goddammit he will
Hes mentally ill from Amityville
Dum, tahh-dum; ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum; ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum; ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum; ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum; ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum; ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum; ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum; ta-dah-da
Dum52Embed |
Higher Lyrics
Yeah
You know, Ive been around for a while now
Not sure if I have much left to prove
Yeah I do, haha
I look at me now, Im thinkin, Damn
How proud of me I am
What I did is nothin to sneeze at
Even if your allergies are bad
Im up in a balcony in France
I look around, I see the fans
How they surround me in the stands
Probably could drown in a sea of hands
Theyre hollerin, Shady
Yelling it out to me and thats what I mean when I say
That one day someway, somehow, if I get the chance to get a crowd
Id flip it around and have a crowd give me the chants
But in actuality, I havent, yet
Where am I supposed to go from here? Hey
Really I have no idea
All I know is every time I think I hit my ceiling
I go higher than Ive ever fuckin been
Where am I supposed to go from here? Hey
Really I have no idea
All I know is every time I think I hit my ceiling
I go higher than Ive ever fuckin been
Got no time for no haters in this bitch
Or toleration for this shit
But like medication, my dedication
And the time it takes to do this shit
Reminds me of how an overcrowded hospital waiting roomll get
What I mean is maybe I have more patience than Im able to admit
Yeah, but Im still mentally stable as a three-legged table in this bitch
Fame was a switch, but I was grateful to trade this shit for the trailer with a hitch
That it would make me a raving lunatic
But I made it through my situation, I hit pay dirt
Now I get paper like a stapler in this bitch
But just cause I made a little bit of change
Dont mean Ive changed a little bit
Brain full of wit, dangerous, cant extinguish this English language when its lit
And Im just berating you with it, its Shady til Im eighty-two
Ill spit this crazy, even Dre, he knows Ima blow
Better get the handkerchief again, haha
Where am I supposed to go from here? Hey
Really I have no idea
All I know is every time I think I hit my ceiling
I go higher than Ive ever fuckin been
Where am I supposed to go from here? Hey
Really I have no idea
All I know is every time I think I hit my ceiling
I go higher than Ive ever fuckin been
Oh, now what am I gonna do?
Cant nothing hold me, Im on the loose
Born a winner, damn, its so hard to lose
I can do it even when Im tryin to
When my record flops, it still go through the roof
This atmospheres for a chosen few
Who was on they grind makin money moves
And you aint gon get there if you watered-down
You gotta take shots with a hundred proof
Been in survival mode
Since a five year old, it was I alone
Since my trike was stole, spiral notebook and microphone
But lookin back how bad it was then
If it hadnt been for the pad and the pen
Addict mom and deadbeat dad
I wouldnt have had the savage within
Havin to win every single battle Im in
All I ever wanted was to be an emcee
Tediously I wrote obediently, believing in me
EPMD mustve had teachin degrees
Learned to defeat enemies with the ink, thinkin of these rhymes
Would be as Eazy as E
And graffiti would be like remedial readin to me
Til my last breath leaves my lungs
Ima beat my drum for the streets Im from
The East side slums , gotta remind em
Ill take a foe out , like fee-fi-fum
You see my finger , you see my thumb
You see my fist, fuck a peace pipe, Im
Here for the smoke but its not the weed I want
With this beat I brung for the beef Ive come
But you better bring it if you wanna reply from
Cause for you to be lyrically inclined, itd be a steep climb up
Thatll be an uphill battle
But Im up like your feet in a recliner
And I think Im about to go out on a limb like a tree climber
Time to push my ceiling higher cause
Where am I supposed to go from here? Hey
Really I have no idea
All I know is every time I think I hit my ceiling
I go higher than Ive ever fuckin been
Where am I supposed to go from here? Hey
Really I have no idea
All I know is every time I think I hit my ceiling
I go higher than Ive ever fuckin been 53Embed |
Untitled Lyrics
You dont own me
Nah, man—not quite finished yet
Im not just one of your many toys
Ha-ha, woo!
Girl, I think you just mightve tried to pull a motherfuckin fast one, Im mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling and that was the last one I had
Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games? See this saw blade?
See this silhouette of a stalker in your walkway? Better cooperate
Or get sauteed and rotisseried while youre hog-tied
MCs get so quiet you can hear a motherfuckin dog whistle when I walk by
Colt Seavers on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the fuckin Fall Guy
I dont gas my Mercedes after midnight, I treat it like a Mogwai
Cause it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women, and men
Vrinn-vrinn!—Motor so big, you can fit a midget in his engine
Bitch, give me them digits, why you cringin? Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
Will I spend-spend even ten cents on you, since when
Do you think its gonna cost me a pretty penny? Shit, if I think a pennys pretty
Just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me; Eenie-meenie-miney-mo
Catch an Eskimo by his toe while hes tryna roll a snowball
But dont make him lose his cool, if he hollers, better let him go, yall
Cause
You dont own me
Now here we go, go, go
Get up, baby, get a move on like a U-Haul, you can rack your brain
Like pool balls; you wont ever think of this shit—yeah, honey, you called?
Well, here I come, Havoc on the beat, I wreak it; Evil—I see
Hear, and speak it—Lady, put your money on Shady, fuck that other weak shit
Put your eggs in the same basket, you can count every motherfuckin
Chicken fore it hatches cause you can bet your ass that we gonna get it crackin
Like the Kraken and Titans when theyre clashin, get your brains bashed in
So bad, you will have Kurt Cobain askin to autograph a bloodstained napkin
Unfashionable, and bout as rational as a rash on a fags asshole
Now lets take that line, run it up the flagpole
With Elton, see if hes cool with it, dont stand there and look stupid
At me, bitch, I aint in the mood for this shit, get my dick, Google it
Til it pops up! Yall are so motherfuckin full of shit that youre stopped up
Me, Im always shittin diarrhea of the mouth til your speakers crap out Huh, what?
Girl, you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette
But you wont get a hot fudge sundae from me so do not strut
My way, slut, because—
You dont own me
Now here we go, go, go
And now that I got your panties in a bunch and your bowels in an uproar
Ima show you why I came, so you stop askin me, What the fuck for?
Now look you little slut, cunt, whore, I know you want more
Bitch, its time to put the math back into Mathers cause Im a fuckin problem—run, boy!
Every flow, got it mastered so every last word that you fuckin fags heard
Comes straight from the fishs ass, yeah, in other words, Im a bass-turd
Lookin at me like I killed Kenny, gas in the tank—yeah, still plenty
No morals are instilled in me, so remorse, I really dont feel any
Eat your heart out, Hannibal, understandable why youre jealous
Fuck an animal, I got cannibal magnetism, cant resist him now—can you, ho?
“Shady, I dont understand your flow” — Understand my flow? Bitch, I flow
Like Troy Polamalus hair, boy, dont you dare try to follow or compare, boy
Im raw, you aint even medium-rare, stay the fuck outta my hair, boy
You can look, you can stare, and point, but you cant touch, Im too clairvoyant
I dont get it, man, is there a void? All this weak shit, what am I, steroids?
Well, bitch, Im back with some shit for that ass and your trunk, elephant hemorrhoids
And remember, boys—
You dont own me
Now here we go, go, go
Thank you for coming out
I hope you enjoyed the show
Til next time
Peace 56Embed |
You’re Never Over Lyrics
The days are cold, livin without you
The nights are long, Im growin older
I miss the days of old, thinkin about you
You may be gone, but youre never over
If Proof could see me now, I know hed be proud
Somewhere in me deep down, theres something in me he found
That made him believe in me, now no one can beat me now
You try, itll be them doors on Dres Phantom, believe me, clowns
That means suicide, homie, youll never throw me
Off of this course, blow me! Bitch, I do this all for the sport only
But I want it all, Im not just talkin awards, homie
And the balls in my court and its lonely
On top of the world, when youre the only one
With the balls in your shorts
To leave their jaws on the floors with no remorse
Member that when they get to doggin you boy, homie
So yall can just get to bloggin about bologna
Im not gonna stop, the saga continues, no stoppin the force, Obi
Im moppin the floors with em, I keep tryna pass it, but they keep on
Droppin the torch and it wont be long til this sport is O-V-
-E-R, just Blaze and me, we are knockin on doors and no, we
Aint pumpkins on Halloween, but well show up on your porch, so be
Careful what you say, there aint no punks over here, so follow me
Through the fog like Im S-N-double-O-P, let me guide you through the smoke, G
If only I wasnt travelin down this road by my lonely
No one who knew me like you will ever know me
I dont think you understand how much you meant to me
The days are cold, livin without you
The nights are long, Im growin older
I miss the days of old, thinkin about you
You may be gone, but youre never over
And it dont stop, oh-oh
And it dont quit, oh-oh
And it dont stop, oh-oh
And it dont quit, oh-oh
And I miss you, oh-oh
I just miss you, oh-oh
I just miss you, oh-oh
Homie, Ill never forget you, no
For you I wanna write the sickest rhyme of my life
So sick itll blow up the mic, itll put the dyna in mite
Yeah, itll make the dopest MC wanna jump off a bridge and shit himself
Tap dancin all over the beat, itll jump off the page and spit itself
Guess that the best thing I can do right now, Doody, for you is to rep
So Im gonna fuck til I die, yeah, Ima do it to death
And instead of mournin your death, Id rather celebrate your life
Elevate to new heights, step on the gas and accelerate, Ima need two mics
Cause the way that Im feelin tonight, everything I can just do right
Theres nothin that I can do wrong, Im too strong and Im just too hype
Just finish the rhyme and I bust it, excuse the corny metaphor
But theyll never catch up to all this energy that Ive mustered
So God, just help me out while I fight through this grievin process
Tryna process this loss is makin me nauseous
But this depression aint takin me hostage, Ive been patiently watchin
This game, pacin these hallways, you had faith in me always
Proof, you knew Id come out of this slump, rise from these ashes
Come right back on their asses and go Mike Tyson on these bastards
And Ima show em, blow em out the water, slaughter em, homes
Ima own so many belts, only place they can hit me is below em
Homie, I know Im never gonna be the same without you
I never woulda came in this game, Im goin insane without you
Matter fact, it was just the other night had another dream about you
You told me to get up, I got up, I spread my wings and I flew
You gave me a reason to fight, I was on my way to see you
You told me, Naw, Doody, youre not!; layin on that table, I knew
I was gonna make it; soon as you said, Think of Hailie I knew
There wasnt no way that I was ever gonna leave them babies; and Proof
Not many are lucky enough to have a guardian angel like you
Lord, Im so thankful, please dont think that I dont feel grateful, I do
Just grant me the strength that I need for one more day to get through
So, homie, this is your song, I dedicate this to you
I love you, Doody
The days are cold, livin without you
The nights are long, Im growin older
I miss the days of old, thinkin about you
You may be gone, but youre never over
And it dont stop, oh-oh
And it dont quit, oh-oh
And it dont stop, oh-oh
And it dont quit, oh-oh
And I miss you, oh-oh
I just miss you, oh-oh
I just miss you, oh-oh
Homie, Ill never forget you, no46Embed |
The Kids Lyrics
And everyone should get along
Okay, children, quiet down, quiet down
Children, Id like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day: his name is Mr. Shady
Children, quiet down please
Brian, dont throw that!
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
Good luck, Mr. Shady!
Hi there, little boys and girls!
Today were gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, Id like you to meet my friend Bob
Say hi, Bob
Bobs thirty and still lives with his mom
And he dont got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year-old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
When its late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said, Knock it off!
But Bob wouldnt knock it off, cause hes crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldnt even take him to Dres to get Bob a doctor
He grabbed Stace by the legs as he chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And thats the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want it—its bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad
And if you dont believe me, ask your dad
And if you dont believe him, ask your mom
Shell tell you how she does em all the time
So kids, say no to drugs
So you dont act like everyone else does
And theres really nothin else to say
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no! You aint seen it! Its the size of a peanut
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy—its the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, dont do it
Kids, two hitsll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you wont get it back
So dont get attached, or itll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach: twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five when hes bribed by five guys
And the peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse
And his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his skull
His back starts to look like the McDonalds Arches
Hes on Donalds carpet, layin horizontal, barfin
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!
Cause they took it too, so they think its funny
So theyre laughing at basically nothing
Except maybe wasting their money
Meanwhile, Zachs in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like hes practicin yoga
And thats the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So dont even feed that to squirrels, class, cause its bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad
And if you dont believe me, ask your dad
And if you dont believe him, ask your mom
Shell tell you how she does em all the time
So kids, say no to drugs
So you dont act like everyone else does
And theres really nothin else to say
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
And last but not least, one of the most humongous
Problems among young people today is fungus
It grows from cow manure; they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up
And you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum-yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of em
And sometimes, you see things that arent there
Like fat women in G-strings with orange hair
Its yarn, Claire
Women stick em up their behinds, go out and wear em
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
Your tongue gets all swoll up like a cows tongue
Cause it comes from a cows dung
See, drugs are bad, its a common fact
But your mom and dad know thats all that Im good at
But dont be me, cause if you grow up and you go and OD
Theyre gonna come for me, and Ima have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause itll be my fault
So dont do drugs, and do exactly as I dont, cause Im bad for you
See, children, drugs are bad
And if you dont believe me, ask your dad
And if you dont believe him, ask your mom
Shell tell you how she does em all the time
So kids, say no to drugs
So you dont act like everyone else does
And theres really nothin else to say
Drugs are just bad, mmkay?
Come on, children, clap along!
Sing along, children!
Come on, clap along
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad
So dont do drugs!
So therell be more for me
La la la 45Embed |
I’m Shady Lyrics
Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough?
Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl?
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes, and still screamed Fuck the world
So come and kill me while my names hot
And shoot me 25 times in the same spot
I think I got a generation brainwashed
To pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot
Stop they blood flow til they veins clot
I need a pain shot and a shot of plain Scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I cant stop
You gotta make em fear you fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or Ima come and kill you
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
Im your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
You know me, Im your friend when you need a Mini Thin
Im Shady
I like happy things, Im really calm and peaceful
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like
Cause this is how I am in real life
I dont want to just die a normal death
I wanna be killed twice
I just wanna scare somebody with a gun threat
When they high off of drugs they havent even done yet
So bring the money by tonight
Cause your wife said this the biggest knife
She ever saw in her life
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school
Cause Im the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think Ill write my biggest fan a fuck-you letter
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
Im your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
You know me, Im your friend when you need a Mini Thin
Im Shady
Yo, Ill listen to your demo tape and act like I dont like it
Six months later, youll hear your lyrics on my shit
People dont buy shit no more, they just dub it
Thats why Im still broke and had the number-one club hit
But they love it when you make your business public
So fuck it, Ive got herpes while we on the subject
And if I told you I had AIDS, yall would play it
Cause you stupid mothafuckas think Im playin when I say it
Well, I do take pills, dont do speed
Dont do crack, dont do coke, I do smoke weed
Dont do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mamas not dead, shes still alive and bitching
And I dont have herpes, my dicks just itchin
Its not syphilis, and as for being AIDS-infested
I dont know yet, Im too scared to get tested
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
Im your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
You know me, Im your friend when you need a Mini Thin
Im Shady
I told you I was Shady
Yall didnt wanna believe me
Im Shady
And thats my name33Embed |
Bully Lyrics
Yo, check it out
Its fucked up
Cause I dont see either one of us budging
Im withholdin my anger though Id like to be the strangler
Of this punk ass little pussys puny neck
Its my right to insist that he acknowledge my existence
But he just displays complete lack of respect
Thats what he says to himself as he uses his magazines to trash me
As he sits with both his feet up at his desk
Smokes a bag of his weed and starts imaginin things
And he just cant see that hes manically depressed
And in his jealousy and envy, it just whirls him in a frenzy
As he turns on MTV and sees my face
He dont exist in this world so he just twists and he twirls
Spirals and spins til he hurls himself into a rage
And its destroyin him slowly cause he does not even know me
Even though he sees me everywhere he goes
So he just tortures himself, he has no fortune and wealth
So he extorts someone else to get his dough
And now hes actin like a bully so he tries to push and pull me
But he knows that he cant fool me so hes mad
And he has no choice but to scream and raise his voice up at me
Cause it annoys him to see that I aint scared
You aint no motherfuckin bully
And I aint bowin to no motherfuckin bully
I wont allow it, aint gon cower to no bully
Ill be damned if I dont stand up to a bully
Fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully
And I know it must be fuckin wit you emotionally
Now Im not tryin to make no more enemies, no more unfortunately
Theres so many other motherfuckers there just are
They just keep houndin at me now that Im down with 50
Suddenly now I got beef with this faggot Ja
But his ass is such a puppet, Irv could shove his whole hand up it
And just make him say what he wants him to say
But Suge has Irv on a string and Irvs so nervous that he
Says anything to this man to keep him at bay
So now Ja thinks that hes so tough and Murder Inc.s the big bad wolf
And they go huff and puff and blow our label down
But our buildings made out of bricks so you aint takin out shit
And, dawg, you just did a song with Bobby Brown
So now you try to pull the race card and it backfires in your face hard
Cause you know we dont play that black and white shit
Plus this stylist you fucked when you was ecstasied up
Was just a man whos dressed up as a white bitch
You aint no motherfuckin bully
And I aint bowin to no motherfuckin bully
I wont allow it, aint gon cower to no bully
Ill be damned if I dont stand up to a bully
Fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully
You must be takin too much E
Now what bothers me the most about hip-hop is were so close
To pickin up where we left off with Big and Pac
We just lost Jam Master J, Big L got blasted away
Plus we lost Bugz, Slang Ton, and Freaky Tah
Its like a never-ending cycle that just seems to come full circle
Everybodys gotta be so fuckin hard
And Im not excludin myself cause I been stupid as well
I been known to lose it when someone says something smart
But as we grow as men, we learn to let shit go, but then again
Theres only so much bullshit we can really stand
We all got reps to uphold when someone steps on our toes
Its no exception, it goes for every man
But if Irv really gave a fuck about Ja like he claims he does
Hed wake him up and make his boy get off them drugs
But he just keeps feedin him pills so if that E doesnt kill him
Someone from G-Unit will and I aint buzzed
Dawg, Im talkin to you straight if the situation escalates
Any worse, were gonna lose another soldier to this game
And if I get killed for this rap, I got a million in cash
That says I will get you back in Hailies name
You aint no motherfuckin bully
And I aint bowin to no motherfuckin bully
I wont allow it, aint gon cower to no bully
Ill be damned if I dont stand up to a bully
Fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully
Irvine, get your boy off of that E
Get at me, dawg
Holla52Embed |
Fight Music Lyrics
This kind of music, use it, and you get amped to do shit
Whenever you hear some shit and you cant refuse it
Its just some shit for these kids to trash they rooms with
Just refuse whenever they asked to do shit
The type of shit that you dont have to ask who produced it
You just know thats the new shit
The type of shit that causes mass-confusion
And drastic movement of people actin stupid
I come to every club with intention to do harm
With a prosthetic arm and smellin like Boones Farm
Hidin under tables as soon as I hear alarms
Paranoid thief thatll steal from his own mom
Kunivin Kon Artis with a bomb
Strapped to my stomach, screamin, Lets get it on!
A lush that love to drink, drunk-drivin a tank
Rollin over a bank, cops see me and faint
Its drastic, Im past my limit of coke
I think Ill up my high by slittin your throat
Push your baby carriage into the street til its mince meat
Your mens been beat the minute I step onto your street
This is fight music
You know why my hands are so numb?
Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didnt cum
Smacked this whore for talkin crap
So what if shes handicapped?
The bitch said Bizarre couldnt rap
I fuckin hate you, Ill take your drawers down and rape you
While Dr. Dre videotapes you
Satan done got me on this song, eatin a hot dog
Readin the Holy Quran while Im on the john
Tired of wearin this yellow thong
Take it back, Sisqo, you know where it belongs
Now, heres a gun, Ill put it in your palm
Now go over there and blow up Dru Hills arms
Fuck the love songs!
This kind of music, use it, and you get amped to do shit
Whenever you hear some shit and you cant refuse it
Its just some shit for these kids to trash they rooms with
Just refuse whenever they asked to do shit
The type of shit that you dont have to ask who produced it
You just know thats the new shit
The type of shit that causes mass-confusion
And drastic movement of people actin stupid
Just bring who you gon bring on
Who you gon swing on
Im King Kong, guns blow you to kingdom-come
Show you machine gun funk
Sixteen M16s, one pump
The snub in my paw, shove it in your jaws
Have you runnin out this fuckin club in your drawers
We lovin the brawls; theres nothin to applaud
But fuck it, its all good
The hood is up in us all; its fight music
Im a nigga that loves scuffles
And wont hesitate to sock you again with swollen knuckles
Im like that, catch a nigga like bear traps
Blow his head back
Right in front of the precinct
I slap your freak, bump you and wont speak
If you step on my feet, you get drowned in your own drink
I suffocated my shrink just for talkin
Came back and fucked up his pallbearers
And made them drop his coffin; its fight music
These beads Im swingin is stingin them
See all these niggas?
When I step in the club Im bringin them
If any nigga lookin too hard, we Rodney Kingn them
Malice Greening them
And gasolinin them with premium
Light a cigarette, flick it at em, or spit it at em
Hold up a picture of his family and kick it at him
Blast while you right-hookin, right when your wifes lookin
Fuck fight music, bitch, this is losing-your-life music
If I could capture the rage of todays youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the faces of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but dont say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces, and you Nazis
Watch me, cause you figured you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cause youre not me
Youll never stop me, Im top speed and you pop me
I came to save these new generations of babies
From parents who failed to raise them cause theyre lazy
To grow to praise me, Im makin them go crazy
Thats how I got this whole nation to embrace me
And you fugazi if you think Ima admit wrong
I cripple any hypocritic critic Im sicked on
And this song is for any kid who gets picked on
A sick song to retaliate to, and its called—
This kind of music, use it, and you get amped to do shit
Whenever you hear some shit and you cant refuse it
Its just some shit for these kids to trash they rooms with
Just refuse whenever they asked to do shit
The type of shit that you dont have to ask who produced it
You just know thats the new shit
The type of shit that causes mass-confusion
And drastic movement of people actin stupid
Its fight music79Embed |
Above the Law Lyrics
The poor stays poor, the rich get richer
It’s just so disproportionate
Get outta here!
Sometimes life seems so unfortunate
Thats why I dont give a shit
The poor stay poor, the rich get richer
Its just so disproportionate
You dont know just what I go through
Thats why I would rather show you
Just how far that I can take it, every rule, Im breakin it
Terrible, but not rip-able, invincible, I hung invisible
Fuckin mistletoe over the world, I stuck my ass up under it
Now pucker up them lips and kiss it, hoes kiss
Here we go, bad and evil so you know how thisll go
The competitions miserable, we stomp them bitches, this is no
Joke, goin overboard like someone threw us off the boat
Choke cough, cough from all the smoke, Im tryna stay on fire
So you know if I hate fucking water sprinklers, I dont love the hose
Someone let the cat out the bag, now its time to stuff its face
Baggin that bitch, smother that little motherfucker til it suffocates
You had long enough of a wait, why are they
Tryin to be so secretive? Bad and evil is reunited, hey!
Came back to annihilate, the games in dire straights as I await
Word on Satan is I drop, fall on my knees before this
Ouija board and I pray, now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I’m sleepin now, imagine if I awake?
Im champ, bitch, Ill never taste the canvas
Could never be no damn wuss or pussy
Never mushy, so you cant squish
Nowhere near a tush, in fact if I jump out a bush
In a sneak attacks, the only way Ill say I am Bush
Outlandish, these words are weapons that I brandish
Stand-offish to hoes, keep your hands off this
Cant top it, so what the fuck would I sugarcoat it for?
Law? Fuck protocol, Id holla at this ho, but now my throat is sore
Sometimes life seems so unfortunate
Thats why I dont give a shit
The poor stay poor, the rich get richer
Its just so disproportionate
You dont know just what I go through
Thats why I would rather show you
Just how far that I can take it, every rule, Im breakin it
Baby, Im lawless, you couldnt burn me if you threw acid on me
Im at ya, homie, Im at your home ready to spray you
While you nappin, homie, have everything on and around
Your mattress lookin like the word in front of a matrimony
You high, thug? Yeah, go head, jump, no matter how high you get
You gon come up short like Spud Webb
My DUIs get waived like sayin bye
Still ridin with no Ls like James Todd, cant change, I
I thank God for my safe thinkin, last time I was safe thinkin
Me and my niggas was doin a bank job
I stay violent, yall go the peace route
You got a mouth like Kanye
Ill knock your whole bottom row of teeth out
No disrespect to Mr. West, shit, Im just nice with mine
And this just rap, Im just like Ricky Hatton, I just like the line
These weak rappers want to set us up, they never tough
They ask me for a hook, I tell em, left or right? Head or gut!?
What yall messin with is a nigga thatll leave you FUBAR
Fucked up beyond all recognition
Yall are rock stars, Im the opposite, I could just
Throw a rock and hit a star for the fuck of it
Partner, you not hard, I body your hot bars
Beef is left you pray, right like Allahu Akbar
Lets go, when I leave yall shot, you aint gon be on your Metro
In a bad area that call dropped
Sometimes life seems so unfortunate
Thats why I dont give a shit
The poor stay poor, the rich get richer
Its just so disproportionate
You dont know just what I go through
Thats why I would rather show you
Just how far that I can take it, every rule, Im breakin it61Embed |
Mosh Lyrics
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands
One nation, under God, indivisible
With liberty and justice for all
Scrutinize every word, memorize every line
I spit it once, refuel, re-energize, and rewind
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind
I exercise my right to express when I feel its time
Its just all in your mind, what you interpret it as
I say to fight, you take it as Ima whip someones ass
And if you dont understand, dont even bother to ask
A father who has grown up with a fatherless past
Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has
Or at least shows no difficulty multitaskin
And juggling both, perhaps mastered his craft slash
Entrepreneur whos helped launch a few more rap acts
Whos had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half
Of his career, typical manure, movin past that
Mr. Kiss-His-Ass-Crack, hes a class act
Rubber Band Man, yeah, he just snaps back
Come along, follow me as I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark that we need
To proceed, carry on, give me hope
Give me strength, come with me and I wont steer you wrong
Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog
To the light at the end of the tunnel, we gon fight, we gon charge
We gon stomp, we gon march through the swamp
We gon mosh through the marsh, take us right through the doors, come on
All the people up top, on the side and the middle
Come together, lets all form and swarm just a little
Just let it gradually build from the front to the back
All you can see is a sea of people, some white and some black
Dont matter what color, all that matters were gathered together
To celebrate for the same cause no matter the weather
If it rains, let it rain, yeah, the wetter, the better
They aint gon stop us, they cant, were stronger now more than ever
They tell us no, we say yeah, They tell us stop, we say go
Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell, we gon let em know
Stomp, push, shove, mush, fuck Bush
Until they bring our troops home, come on, just
Come along, follow me as I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark that we need
To proceed, carry on, give me hope
Give me strength, come with me and I wont steer you wrong
Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog
To the light at the end of the tunnel, we gon fight, we gon charge
We gon stomp, we gon march through the swamp
We gon mosh through the marsh, take us right through the doors, come on
Imagine it pourin, just rainin down on us
Moshpits outside the Oval Office
Someones tryna tell us somethin, maybe this is God just
Sayin were responsible for this monster, this coward
That we have empowered, this is Bin Laden
Look at his head noddin
How could we allow somethin like this without pumpin our fists?
Now this is our final hour
Let me be the voice and your strength and your choice
Let me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noise
Try to amplify it, times it, and multiply it by six
Teen million people all equal at this high pitch
Maybe we can reach Al-Qaeda through my speech
Let the president answer a higher anarchy
Strap him with an AK-47, let him go
Fight his own war, let him impress daddy that way
No more blood for oil
We got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare
To trick us to thinkin that we aint loyal
If we dont serve our own country, were patronizin a hero
Look in his eyes, its all lies
The stars and stripes have been swiped, washed out, and wiped
And replaced with his own face, mosh now or die
If I get sniped tonight, youll know why
Cause I told you to fight
So come along, follow me as I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark that we need
To proceed, carry on, give me hope
Give me strength, come with me and I wont steer you wrong
Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog
To the light at the end of the tunnel, we gon fight, we gon charge
We gon stomp, we gon march through the swamp
We gon mosh through the marsh, take us right through the doors, come on
And as we proceed
To mosh through this desert storm
And these closing statements
If they should argue, let us beg to differ
As we set aside our differences
And assemble our own army
To disarm this weapon of mass destruction
That we call our president for the present
And mosh for the future of our next generation
To speak and be heard
Mr. President, Mr. Senator
Can you guys hear us?28Embed |
Walkthrough! Lyrics
Look, I can walk you through the depths of hell where vexed rejects elect to sell
Keep TECs to protect your tail
No respected male to blaze a separate trail cause, uh, they was inept as well
Inherited they debt, we set to fail, please reset the scale
Niggas clappin on Saturday, but we aint see SNL
No comedy skits, just llamas and sticks and drama and shit
Baby mamas and jits, piranhas and pits, and product to pitch
Honestly, its only right I give the zombies a fix
This bass to your facе from a speaker make you a twеaker
I laced it with ether
Itll take you a week to
Bounce back off one hit of this
Niggas is clitoris, way too frivolous
This is far more dire
The bars is hardcore like parkour with barbed wire
GRIP is the dark horse that spark wars and start fires
Hole in one on a par of four or higher, and your supplier
Tour guide for hire, poor guy, hes tired
Cut him some slack, hes strapped, rap to his back
Back to the wall and they all against me
Love on my mind, but its cash to earn
I was hopin maybe we could ball eventually
If only one time fore we crash and burn
Fully furnished crib, but inside, youre empty
Cause you chose rap as your favorite girl
Couldve fooled me, cant save the world
Couldve fooled me, cant save the world
Back to the wall and they all against me
Love on my mind, but its cash to earn
I was hopin maybe we could ball eventually
If only one time fore we crash and burn
Fully furnished crib, but inside, youre empty
Cause you chose rap as your favorite girl
Couldve fooled me, cant save the world
Couldve fooled me, cant save the world
Yeah
Sometimes I wonder, really, what did my closed head injury do?
Im literally missin a screw, but it seems like my memorys too vivid to forget the shit Ive been through
So as my residuals grew, I remembered those kids who were cruel
Same individuals at Elizabeth Little and essentially used them as the fuel
Who wouldve knew what a pencil could do though, so mentally screwed
They said, Marshall, youre either gonna wind up dead or in the penitentiary
Cause eventually youll end up clenchin a tool
And come back vengefully to shoot them bullies who clowned you in elementary school
Yeah, my head, somethings wrong with it
But that makes me me, Im different
That lyrical phenom misfit
Since I was a bleach blond, you hear the beat on this
Which makes me only think of demonic shit
I was knockin at deaths door , I fuckin ding-dong ditched it
Yeah, and I dont do that sing-song bitch shit
And I dont use Auto-Tune, all I do is spit, and this shit just bothers you
Call it quits, bitch, impossible
My pen just popped your thought balloon
You dipshits know how Ima do it
Send the motherfucking beat to the trauma-unit
Yeah, Shady Records, look at all these squad killers we brought with us
Juggernauts and Godzillas, you dont rock with us, youre off of your rockers
Bitch, backs to the wall as it always is
Why Im not talkin about wallets and knots
When I say that the wall it is not against
Its more like the cross , look at how far this is past you
Regardless, you want me to reach a fuckin bar that does not exist
No pun intended, but GRIP, hold on to this moment
Cause soon as you reach the top, theyre gonna want you to fall from it
So you better grab your seatbelt like I did mine, and fasten yours
Like a motherfucking plane-crash passenger
Cause one day, youll be crashing back to Earth
And if you dont ever stop to smell the roses
I do know one thing, thats for sure
You dont get your flowers til youre pushin up daisies
And thats about all your ashes earn
Back to the wall and they all against me
Love on my mind, but its cash to earn
I was hopin maybe we could ball eventually
If only one time fore we crash and burn
Fully furnished crib, but inside, youre empty
Cause you chose rap as your favorite girl
Couldve fooled me, cant save the world
Couldve fooled me, cant save the world
Back to the wall and they all against me
Love on my mind, but its cash to earn
I was hopin maybe we could ball eventually
If only one time fore we crash and burn
Fully furnished crib, but inside, youre empty
Cause you chose rap as your favorite girl
Couldve fooled me, cant save the world
Couldve fooled me, cant save the world90Embed |
The Watcher Lyrics
Things just aint the same for gangstas
Times is changin, young niggas is agin
Becoming OGs in the game and changin
To make way for these new names and faces
But the strangest things can happen from rappin
When niggas get wrapped up in image and actin
Niggas get capped up and wrapped in plastic
Zipped up in bags—when it happens, thats it
Ive seen em come, Ive watched em go
Watched em rise, witnessed it, and watched em blow
Watched em all blossom and watched em grow
Watched the lawsuits when they lost the dough
Best friends and money: I lost em both
Went and visited niggas in the hospital
Its all the same shit all across the globe
I just sit back and watch the show
Cause everywhere that I go
Aint the same as befo
People I used to know
Just dont know me no mo
But everywhere that I go
I got people I know
Who got people they know
So I suggest you lay low
I moved out of the hood for good—you blame me?
Niggas aim, mainly, at niggas they cant be
But niggas cant hit niggas they cant see
Im out of sight now, Im out of they dang reach
How would you feel if niggas wanted you killed?
Youd probably move to a new house on a new hill
And choose a new spot, if niggas wanted you shot
I aint a thug—how much 2Pac in you you got?
I aint no bitch, neither
Its either my life or your life and I aint leavin, I like breathin
Cause nigga, we can go round for round
Clip for clip—shit, four-pound for pound
Nigga, if you really want to take it there, we can
Just remember that you fuckin with a family man
I got a lot more to lose than you
Remember that when you wanna come and fill these shoes
Cause everywhere that I go
Aint the same as befo
People I used to know
Just dont know me no mo
But everywhere that I go
I got people I know
Who got people they know
So I suggest you lay low
Things just aint the same for gangstas
Cops is anxious to put niggas in handcuffs
They wanna hang us, see us dead, or enslave us
Keep us trapped in the same place we was raised in
Then, they wonder why we act so outrageous
Run around stressed out and pull out gauges
Cause every time you let the animal out cages
Its dangerous to people who look like strangers
But now, we got a new era of gangstas
Hustlers and youngsters livin amongst us
Lookin at us now, callin us busters
Cant help but reminisce back when it was us
Nigga, we started this gangsta shit!
And this the motherfuckin thanks I get?
Its funny how time flies
Im just having fun, just watchin it fly by
Cause everywhere that I go
Aint the same as befo
People I used to know
Just dont know me no mo
But everywhere that I go
I got people I know
Who got people they know
So I suggest you lay low
The watcher
Im watching
The watcher
The watcher51Embed |
Drips Lyrics
Obie, yo
Im sick
Damn, you straight, dog?
Thats why I aint got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
Or these bitches on my dick
Thats how dudes be gettin sick
Thats how dicks be gettin drips
Fallin victims to this shit
From these bitches on our dicks
Fuckin chickens with no ribs
Thats why I aint got no time
Yo, I woke up, fucked up off the liquor I drunk
I had a bag of the skunk, won in last nights tunk
Pussy residue was on my penis, Denise from the cleaners
Fucked me good, you shoulda seen this
Big booty bitch, switch unbearable
French roll stylin, body like a stallion
Sizin up the figure, while my shit gettin bigger
Debatin on a fuck or do I wanna be her nigga?
Caressin this bitch, plus Im checkin out them tits
Sippin on that fine shit, I aint used to buyin
I gotta hit it from behind, its mandatory
Like takin hoes money, but thats another story
For surely pussy on toast, after we toast
Her clothes fell like Bishop in Juice
The womb beater, clean pussy eater, insertin my jock
In that spot hotter than the hottest block
Dont stop!—response I got when I was knockin it
Clocks steady tickin, kinky finger-lickin
And can on, semens at my tip when she moans
I gotta slow down before I cum soon
And work that nigga like a slave owner
When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her
She foamin at them lips, the ones between the hips
Pubic hairs lookin like some sour cream dip
Without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though
Pussy tighter than conditions of us black folks
We in the final stretch , the last part of sex
I bust a fat-ass nut, then I woke up next
Like, what the fuck is goin on here? This bitch evaporated
Pussy and all just picked up and vacated
And now Im frustrated, cause my dick was unprotected
And doctor Wesley tellin me I really got that shit
Thats why I aint got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
Or these bitches on my dick
Thats how dudes be gettin sick
Thats how dicks be gettin drips
Fallin victims to this shit
From these bitches on our dicks
Fuckin chickens with no ribs
Thats why I aint got no time
Now I dont wanna hit no woman, but this chicks got it comin
Someone better get this bitch fore she gets kicked in the stomach
And shes pregnant, but shes eggin me on, beggin me to throw her
Off the steps of this porch, my only weapon is force
And I dont wanna resort to violence of any sort
Though whats she shovin me for? Doesnt she love me no more?
Wasnt she huggin me four minutes ago at the door?
Man, Im this close to goin toe-to-toe with this whore
What would you do if she was tellin you she wants a divorce?
Shes havin another baby in a month, and its yours
And you found out it isnt, cause this bitch has been visitin someone else
And suckin his dick and kissin you on the lips when you get back to Michigan
Now the plot is thickenin worse
‘Cause you feel like youve been stickin your fuckin dick in a hearse
So youre paranoid at every little cold that you get
Ever since they sold you this shit, youve been holdin your dick
So you go to the clinic, sweatin every minute you in it
Then the doctor comes out, lookin like Dennis the Menace
And its obvious to everyone in the lobby its AIDS
He aint even gotta call you in his office to say it
So you jet back home, cause you gon get that ho
When you see her, you gon bend her fuckin neck back, yo
Cause you love her, you never would expect that blow
Obie told you the scoop, how could she stoop that low?
Jesus, I dont believe this bitch works at the cleaners
Bringin me home diseases, swingin from Obies penis
Shes so deceivin, shit, this hos a genius, she Gd us
Thats why I aint got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
Or these bitches on my dick
Thats how dudes be gettin sick
Thats how dicks be gettin drips
Fallin victims to this shit
From these bitches on our dicks
Fuckin chickens with no ribs
Thats why I aint got no time
Im busy, yeah, fuck these bitches!
Fuck em all!
Get money, Shady Records
Ha, whoa!
Obie Trice! Eminem, motherfucker!
New millennium shit, yeah
Turn this shit off, man
Turn this shit the fuck—42Embed |
Rap Game Lyrics
The rap game, hip hop 101
The hardest 9-to-5 youll ever have
You cant learn this shit in no history book
You ready to rap, motherfucker?
You ready to sell your soul?
Ha-ha-ha-ha, the rap game, motherfucker!
Im a disrupted nigga, you made me crazy
You shouldve slayed me as a baby, behavin shadier
Than Wes Craven and you aint even gotta pay me
I take pleasure of layin a nigga down daily
You face me, drunk or sober, you’ll faint fast
Im never fucked up to where I cant whoop yo ass
Your neckll get snapped with bare hands; fuck music
Is he rappin? Its cool, but fools, just dont confuse it
What happens: these dudes get rude, then I lose it
Im scandalous, Ill blow your two kids off the atlas
With a gat thats bigger than Godzillas back, nigga
You are not realer, in fact, youll feel the effects
Of a crack dealer, yall presidents sends me smack
And got a MAC-10 with it, so I aint gotta rap
But Im thankful for that, dont mistaken me, black
Or youll be stankin in the back of a fuckin Cadillac
Ima get snuffed, ‘cause I aint said enough to pipe down
Ill pipe down when the White House gets wiped out
When I see that little Cheney dyke get sniped out
Lights out, bitch, adiós, goodnight gunshot
Now put that in your little pipe and bite down
Think for a minute, ‘cause the hype just died down
That I wont go up in the Oval Office right now
And flip whatever aint tied down upside down
Im all for America; fuck the government
Tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick
Motherfucker ducked, what the fuck? Son of a bitch
Take away my gun, Im gonna tuck some other shit
Cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
Switchblade with a little switch to switch blades
And switch from a six to a sixteen-inch blade
Shits like a samurai sword; a sensei
Shit just dont change to this day
Im this way, still tell that ut-slay itch-bay
Uck-say my ick-day, scuse my ig-pay atin-lay
But uck-fay you ig-pay
This rap game, this rap game
I aint sellin my soul for this rap game
And I aint diggin no hole for this rap game
Man, Im tellin you: no, it aint happenin
This rap game, this rap game
I aint sellin my soul for this rap game
I aint diggin no hole for this rap game
This rap game, this rap game
I bet youd rather me drink and drown in my own inequity
But fuck that! Ima rap til yall all get sick of me
And clutch my nut sack and spit all who pick at me
A pitt and rott mix, fuck the dogs you sic on me
Im sayin you motherfuckers dont know us, quit playin
If Im broke, then Im breakin up in the place where you layin
You know, same shit every nigga done in his life
I look at this, why speak on what I want when I write?
So why should I ever fear another man
If he bleed like I bleed, take a piss and he stand?
Okay, you win, you can say we cant rap
But no Source never made me not buy an album when they say it was wack
I walk in that party and just start bustin
Right after I hear the last verse of Self Destruction
This liquor makes me wanna blast the chrome
To let you know the time without Morris Day and Jerome
Im low down and shifty, quickly call Swifty
To do a drive-by on the tenth speed with 50
Youre feelin lucky? Squeeze, I catch you outside of
Chuck E. Cheese with your seed, you be an unlucky G
My lifestyle is unstable: a partyin addict
They said, No fighting in the club – so I brought me a matic
Coughin the static, I jump niggas; call me a rabbit
Poppin the tablet and guns that saw you in half with
Believe me, we run this rap shit, fo sheezy
Make makin millions look easy
Everywhere you turn, you see me
You hear me, believe me
Before you see my pistol in 3D
No time to call a peace treaty
Dial 911, ‘cause you need the
Police to help you believe me
I snatch the chalk from the sidewalk and piss on the curb
This is absurd, these street niggas twistin my words
We finally could say goodbye to Hollywood
Cause Proof and Shyne, man, shit, nothing in common
The nastiest band with gats in each hand
We never bow down to be a flash in the pan
No remorse; fuck your stature, dog!
Nothing to do with hands when I clap at yall
Put your jaw on the ground with the four and the pound
Then Im gone outta town fore the law come around
So we can battle with raps, we can battle with gats
Matter of fact we can battle for plaques
This rap game
Im too fuckin retarded
I dont give a fuck about my dick
Thats why Im datin Lorena Bobbitt
My crew had an argument, who was the largest
Now they all is dead and I roll as a solo artist
Plus I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Well, I really didnt, but I did according to this contract
I was thrown in the snow with nowhere to go
Freezin 20 below, forced to join Bel Biv Devoe
My little girl, she shouldnt listen to these lyrics
Thats why I glued her headphones to her ear
To make sure she hear it
If rap dont work, Im startin a group with Garth Brooks
Hahahaha, 50, sing the hook!
This rap game, this rap game
I aint sellin my soul for this rap game
And I aint diggin no hole for this rap game
Man, Im tellin you: no, it aint happenin
This rap game, this rap game
I aint sellin my soul for this rap game
I aint diggin no hole for this rap game
This rap game, this rap game
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My Syllables Lyrics
It is not about lyrics anymore
Its about a hot beat and a catchy hook
If we gotta dumb down our style and A-B-C it
Then so be it, cause nowadays, these kids just
Dont give a shit bout lyrics
All they wanna hear is a beat and thats it
Long as they can go to the club and get blitzed
Pick up some chicks and get some digits
And the DJs playing them hits
Oh, this my jam! This my shit!
We dont know a word to a verse, all we know is the chorus
Cause the chorus repeats the same four words for us
And the songs ginormous, the whole formulas switched
Cause we dont know anymore what are hits
Is it the beat? Is it the rap?
Is it a finger snap or the same 808 clap?
And how do we adapt and get TRL votes
When thirteen-year-olds control the remotes?
And Ashlees got a brand new nose
We gotta put some new em-pha-sis on our syl-la-la-bles
If the emphasis on the compact disc is in the beat
Then Im gon feature Em and get rich
And let Dre mix the shit, and drive off in the Range Ro Cause everywhere I go they love the bling-bling flow!
Bang-bang, look at the way my chain glow
The ring on my fing cost your man a lot of dough
The fuck am I bustin my brain fo?
Its just the way the game go and, oh, it takes two to tango
You call this a lame flow? You bought the shit
I guess you to blame too, I just found an angle
No more reality flow
Im tryna time my album dropping with a reality show
Cock the MAC-11 in front of Hot 97
And call my publicist, tell her we in press heaven
No one gives a shit except
Some kids that just got into sex on the Internet
So you want the chatroom or the house in Malibu?
Em, your emphasis is on the wrong syl-la-la-ble
They said thirtys the new twenty, funny
Must mean fortys the new thirty, interesting
Cause ever since then, its been, in a sense, an extension
For veteran rappers that are better than half of
The shit comin out right now, its all trash
The torch is gonna burn out before it gets passed
JAY said its his last, then 50 and Em
Then what? Detox drops, what do we got then?
So now our whole camps is runnin around
Scrambling over what to do
Gamblin every time we put a record out
Just lookin for that hook
Shorty, I love you
And you love me too
We were meant to be
Cause, shorty, you love me
And I love you too
And I promise Ill be true to you
Go shawty, its your birthday
You made it just in time to hear my wordplay
Its the kid that flip flows who used to flip Os
And run G for days, you should see how I get hoes
Im international, I get my dick licked round the globe
Im sick right into shows, ridin on lolos
Puffin on coco, my bitch in Manolos
Dont fuck with the dodos, thats slang for dumb hoes
Im playin, I aint got time to joke, joke
You fuck around, you could get your ass smoked, loc
Its not a game, me, B, I aint playin, beat behind me playin
So you dont hear anyway, you dont hear what Im sayin
Me fin-nini-na, fee-fi-fididee-yay
Just give me my check and Ill be on my way
Sunny, bunny, money and funny
You aint even listening and I just took your money
There once was a time everywhere you turned
Shady-Aftermath was all you heard
But they say 50 sang too much, and Em got soft
And they say Dre just fell the fuck off
Well, fuck the fuck-offs! All yall eat salt
Be mad, we back, fresh up outta the vault
Oh! New syl-la-la-bles, eat ball, you fuck-offs
Your house, your bitch, Im getting sucked off
East, South, Midwest, even up North
Falling victim to wax, spitting, bring out the white chalk
All for the gingerbread, we get it and get lost
Catch me if you can, Im runnin past while yall walk
Shady made me for bringin it back
Fore the history of rap is gone with a snap
A snare and a clap, what happened to just spittin
Bout livin in the motherfuckin city you at?
In the grimiest condition, I breathe in drama
King Mathers and Cash—me—thats free karma
Im everything, anything you can never be
Its a hidden rhyme of the month deep in the beef
I speak with a piece, no peace on my mind
I repeat every evil deed done of mine
No rest contest, contract to sign
By blood, Im in this squad for life
Air out my windpipes, and I just chime
Im the reason you guys wont say that line
Im crazy, renegade like Em and Jay-Z
Im Rosemarys baby, I want you to hate me
Shorty, I love you
And you love me too
We were meant to be
Cause, shorty, you love me
And I love you too
And I promise Ill be true to you
It is not about lyrics anymore
It is not about lyrics anymore
Its about a hot beat, a hot beat
Its about a hot beat, a hot beat
A hot-hot-hot beat and a catchy hook
A hot-hot-hot beat and a catchy hook
Nobody gives a damn about them syllables
Syl-la-la-bles, whatever they are
I dont care if you gotta rhyme schmoe, mo, Joe, toe, and glow
Now, get out there and sell some goddamn records!
Now, get out there and sell some goddamn records!
Now, get out there and sell some goddamn records!
Now, get out there and sell some goddamn records!
Now, get out there and sell some goddamn records!
Now, get out there and sell some goddamn records!
Now, get out there and sell some goddamn records!
Now, get out there and sell some59Embed |
Cum on Everybody Lyrics
Yo, mic check
Testing
One, two, um, twelve
What up? What up? What up?
This is my dance song, can you hear me?
Alright, ayy, turn my headphones up
My favorite color is red like the bloodshed
From Kurt Cobains head when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shish kabab
Bought Lauryn Hills tape so her kids could starve
You thought I was ill and now Im even more so
Shit, I got full-blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
Im in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
I just remembered that Im absent-minded
Wait, I mean Ive lost my mind, I cant find it
Im freestylin every verse that I spit
Cause I dont even remember the words to my shit
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You want to get high? Here, bitch, just sniff this
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
I tried suicide once and Ill try it again
Thats why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I dont give a fuck like my middle finger was stuck
And I was wavin it at everybody, screamin, I suck
I go on stage in front of a sell-out crowd
And yell out loud, All yall get the hell out now
Fuck rap, Im givin it up, yall, Im sorry
Im bored out of my gourd, so I took a hammer
And nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess Im just a sick, sick bastard
Whos one sandwich short of a picnic basket
One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
And if you ever see a video for this shit
Ill probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
Cause they think that Im a motherfuckin Beastie Boy
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, Gee, I dont know, he might be
I told em, Meet me at Kid Rocks next concert
Ill be standin by the Loch Ness Monster
Peace out
Then I jetted to the weed house, smoked out
Til I started bustin freestyles, broke out
Then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick
Made a couple of crank calls collect
Its Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?
I want to make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that Im jealous of
So just remember, when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody
Cum on everybody 21Embed |
Parking Lot Lyrics
Dont kill me!
Hurry the fuck up!
Thank you!
Go, go, go! What the... fuck? The fuck did he go?
Mothafucka bail on me? Fuck you!
Car stops working
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me!
Are you fucking kidding me? Shit!
Get off!
Ha-ha!
Parking lot! Shit, ah!
Let me see your hands, bend over!
Ah, fuck it!
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Medicine Ball Lyrics
Oh my goodness, what have I done?
Oh no, I cant believe it
Its like Ive got the whole world in my palm
And Im ready to drop bombs
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
Its the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca
Thats my sector, homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector
I said, nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector
So you cant get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya
Hannibal Lecter in the guy section, I bet ya
I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya
They say once bitten then twice shy, well lie next to the guy
With nine ecstasy pills and five extra
Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
Thats my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?
Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter, then I guess Ill
Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger, then digest her
I guess its time for you to hate me again
Lets begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, youre all in
I said, I guess its time for you to hate me again
Lets begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, youre in my medicine ball, friends
All my Westside bitches throw it up
Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up
Man, I think that he just fell off the deep end, sure enough
So you better change the station to keep from throwing up
Man, you seen it all before, youre all too familiar with it
Theres a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it
You know you with it, girl, dont front, oh no you didnt
I wont rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole, you kiddin?
Ill pee on Rihanna, see man, I do what I wanna
Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy-gluin Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two, then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that, man, who wouldve thought I
Could ever be such a relentless prick, unleashing his vengeance
But the chicks so old, she looks like she outlived a life sentence
I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive
If you werent so defensive, it wouldnt be, youre so sensitive
I guess its time for you to hate me again
Lets begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, youre all in
I said, I guess its time for you to hate me again
Lets begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, youre in my medicine ball, friends
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch
With both hands, man, they dont understand, Im just a sick man
Now everybodys pissed at me
Like its my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Wont you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please?
Eminem, Im coming to kill you
Always hated you, and I still do
Youll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesnt even fit you, they dont feel you
Youre taking this shit too far
Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire
Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard
Lets breakdance if you think youre hardcore
I guess its time for you to hate me again
Lets begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
The world is just my medicine ball, youre all in
I said, I guess its time for you to hate me again
Lets begin, now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, youre in my medicine ball, friends
The world is mine37Embed |
Fine Line Lyrics
Another day, another hotel, the inside of it is nice though, oh well
This is my life so as I go and try on clothes for tonights show
To see how far that line goes, still blows my mind, show business
Guess Ill just never get, so this shit just always feels so weird
To this day because alls I ever did
Was just say the shit I wouldve wanted to hear
Other people say to me when I was a kid
So please dont make me some type of hero
Cause I will say some ol inspirational shit in a real way
But still will have a field day with some of the fucked up shit
In the world and tell it to suck on the dick, cause I still make fun
Of a sitch someones in like a son of a bitch at anothers expense
Im fuckin relentless as fuck when it comes to this pen
I struggle with coming to senses, stuck on the fence
Its a balance beam, if I seem unbalanced, its challenging
When my conscience allows me to think the most foulest
Childish things without even blinking, without even thinkin about
All the stinkin amounts of people that seems to be reachin
But the crowds, theyre screaming
And The Palace sold out this evening
But now its lay me down to sleep
And is it really my soul to keep, or have I sold it cheap?
Is it greed? And do I take more than I need?
When I joke of leavin, but keep overachievin
Cause what its stole from me Ive barely broken even
I know, its a fine, fine line
Living in hope or dire need
I know, its a fine, fine line
Living in hope or dire need
So a martyr is how I paint myself
And through my harrowin ordeals I’m so vain I want my respect
But ignore the butterfly effect that comes from my dialect
Til I sit in the dark and I reflect
And my reflection shows what its like here
Cause this vanity, surrounded by all these lights
Yeah, its like a nightmare
I said, this vanity surrounded by these lights is a night mirror
And I dont like how I see myself, so I open the Bible to Isaiah
Cause I swear to Christ there are nights when I stay up and might
Say a prayer twice just to make sure God hears
Cause this ice layer I skate ons a nice way of putting it
But I like stayin feistier than a triceratops and like a dice player
I got a nice paradise here, sealed off in my lair
Away from the bullshit good safe place to sit and talk shit from
And this house, is quite bare, but it aint when you cant leave it
And I feel so isolated, its nice I made it
But its like I paid the price of fame twice, I hate it
So I bitch about my life then make another song
Vicious cycle aint it, then wonder why I stay famous
I keep walkin the line, this goldfish bowl gets old
But especially when you don’t know
If your conscience is sayin I told you so
Cause you dont even know anymore
If you got the soul of a soldier, or you sold your soul
I know, its a fine, fine line
Living in hope or dire need
I know, its a fine, fine line
Living in hope or dire need
And from here you look so small
Hovering high above us all
Please come back to me
I still remember the times when
They were simpler than the rhymes of
Vanilla Ice were when I was just killin the mics
Ill never forget what that feeling was like
I miss those times now when I was just starting out
Without a dime and now Im diamond
I cant even stage dive in the crowd anymore now when Ive been
Stuck in this house hibernatin, hate even going outside
It sucks, sometimes I just wanna walk into Target and look at shit and browse, I dont even want to buy nothin
I just wanna fuckin walk around inside it
Look how excited I sound when I get to talkin bout life and
Everything about it I miss, which now reminds me
Put a thousand lighters in the sky for the Outsidaz
Wow, I must have had Alzheimers
Long time since I shouted them out, bout time
Cause its been on my mind lately how
Zee, you always supported me
You vouched, I will never forget that and
How you guys accepted me for me and Pace
I love you too, you slept on my couch
And Ive been thinkin bout the time
When I slept on the floor at The Outhouse
Rhymings all we ever wanted to do
And regardless how life has turned out
Inside Ill, Ill always be an outsider
My life has been turned inside out but I—
I know, its a fine, fine line
Living in hope or dire need
I know, its a fine, fine line
Living in hope or dire need
But I keep walkin the line...102Embed |
Guns Blazing Lyrics
Its time to face the music
A stay of execution
No more distribution
You did this to me
Im right back on my bullshit, right back out in these streets
Just remember that you did this to yourself
Now you gotta suffer the consequences
Back up to bat and swingin for the fences
Lets make one thing clear, here, here, my dear
My resolute for this year
No pollution, fresh air
My solution, long hair with a fat ass, Im deadass
Mile high club til I jеt lag
Rothstein flow, Casino
And youre just like Gingеr, we know
Single negro, I dont need your
And that fake handholdin on Fathers Day
You a different motherfucker when youre not with me
Been sleepin with the enemy, mockery
Its like Im John F. Kennedy, shots at me
Yes, Im president of debauchery
None of that bullshit ever got to me
Cause your pillow Brillo, ditto
Breakin this shit down little by little
I aint got time for the fuckin pom-poms
Shoulda never let this dog out of that kennel
Wastin time, debatin bout
Who Im with when Im not around
Just dont forget who you fuckin wit
When steppin on hallowed ground
You did this to me
Right back on my bullshit, right back out in these streets
Just remember that you did this to yourself
But now you gotta suffer the consequences
How many times have I got burnt and tried to act like Im not hurt?
Or take you back and we not work, like clockwork
This shit is agony, youre draggin me, Glocks burst
Just remember, you drawed first
You aint toe taggin me, ho-bag, any blowback, you deserve
Get the bozack, bitch , my souls blackening
So actually, this couldve been a lot worse
I couldve name-dropped you in my verse
But out of respect for your daughter
I wont blow your spot up cause your toddler
Does not deserve to get caught up in our dirt
And good luck with her father
Bitch, youre stuck with him now, ha-fuckin-ha
Word to the doctor, these are wounds you cannot nurse
Hope its drivin you bonkers, that Im not yours
Guess I mustve got wise, you are not sly
Just cause you can make up an on-the-spot lie
Im comin out, guns blazin, shots fired
Hand sani, Im cutting off tize
Bitch, everything you owns in a box, bye
Guess its back to the trailer and pot pies
Hope I pull up to the window at Popeyes
One day and youll be servin me hot fries cause
Taste of your own medicine
You shedded skin, yeah, you reptilian bitch
Off of your knees , beggin for forgiveness
Yeah, look at you, marry him again, bitch
You aint Ems bitch, youre just regular hims bitch
We will never be together again, ever
And when youre in bed with him and you wish you was with me
Just remember that
You did this to me
Im right back on my bullshit, right back out in these streets
Just remember that you did this to yourself
But now you gotta suffer the consequences
Remember that you did this to me
Im right back on my bullshit, right back out in these streets
Just remember that you did this to yourself
But now you gotta suffer the consequences
Wastin time, debatin bout
Who Im with when Im not around
Just dont forget who you fuckin wit
When steppin on hallowed ground53Embed |
Our House Lyrics
I wanna be the best who ever did it
Dont know if that goal is feasible, or it isnt
But if it is then God, if youre listenin
Please grant me the strength to crush all competition
You cant blame me for dreaming, Im a dreamer
And if Im coming off brash, please forgive me
But, thats all I want
I just wanna be the illest MC
The same time being as real as can be
Mayhem, sickness, murder, horror
These are the kind of words that describe my aura
G Rap, Ras Kass, Kurupt
Redman I am cut from that cloth
Write a rhyme about me, you a dead man
Cool J, Im Bad video
Learned the whole routine and performed it for my fathers friends
While they smoked and drank
Symphony, D.O.C. inspired me to write what
Would eventually put me on airplanes like B.o.B
Canibus, Wu-Tang, you know our history, but hats off
When we rap this Jack Frost we outline the track chalk
Thank God for the one-two cadence
Thank God for the lunchroom tables
Im tryna be the sickest nigga, dead or alive
And if I happen to fall short, its been one hell of a ride
Chronic 1 and 2, looking up at the sky at the sun
Up until the day the sun is you
You listening to hip-hop, you in Jay house
Wayne house, Nas house
Em house, Our House
So welcome, to our house
Where no one, comes back out
You wont find, comfort
In here, in here, in here
When I was a little boy I wanted to be a rapper
Wanted to be on the radio and snapping pictures after
And so I grabbed my pen and pad and scribbled chitter chatter
It started off wack
But in the words of a ten year old, my shit was getting phatter
I hit the studio at 16, stupid ill
Not knowing how the booth would feel, whats ADATs and two inch reel
How you ad-lib? Whats a punch? I aint a boxer
But I sure enough learned the ropes, look D and Mike you made a monster
Now everydays a game of Contra, I got 99 men
An infinite amount of rounds inside this mighty fine pen
This is my dream, dont fuck with it, Im telling you
Cause anyone can get dusted as long as production is available
Im disgusted as a fan, look how niggas sounding, damn
Weak head, yall suck bad, fuck swag and your kicks from South Japan
Im finna to be the best in this profession
Ive been invested all my life, so wipe your feet before you step in
Our house
So welcome, to our house
Where no one, comes back out
You wont find, comfort
In here, in here, in here
I wanna be the best who ever did it
Dont know if that goal is feasible, or it isnt
But if it is then God, if youre listenin
Please grant me the strength to crush all competition
You cant blame me for dreaming, Im a dreamer
And if Im coming off brash please forgive me
But, thats all I want
I just wanna be the illest MC
The same time being as real as can be
Yo, in my house, the lights out
No utilities in the facilities
Feeling my lifes bout, to wipe out
These feelings Im feeling be killing me
I pull the mic out, cant strike out
Cause if winning is really my enemy
I pull a nine out, blow my mind out
Is the end of me really serenity?
Man in my house, its rap or die
Get a piece of that apple pie
Life is a Pharcyde song, and that bitch just passed us by
So I, got lyrically complex, that way I could clock checks
Get my moms out the projects, with these concepts, competition cant digest
And then I stress cause the road is rough
I start feeling like shits sour
The electricity in my will power could still power the twin towers
For ten hours, so send cowards
The message from Crooked I
Royce Da 5, Joe Budden, Em, Yaowa
In our, house we spit like Sig Sauers
The way I feel now I could spit for six hours
Straight, only way to be great, is to dig down, if you can hear this sound in-
-side my head sounds like a fucking drive-by
Thats what the inside of my minds like
Looking back on my career, even hindsights, tunnel vision, 5 mics
Never wanted that so bad, felt like-I-could-go-mad
Nomad with a notepad
Go Taz, spaz on these ho bags
That bothered me, but I never wanna show that
Just dont act like it ever does
Even though you know that there will never come
A day someone blows past you, never was
Someone whos as dope as you ever was
And you hope thats, true cause the competitor in you
Couldnt let somebody be better than you
And you know that, so you dont ever hold back
What you gonna go back into working a regular job?
Fuck that, Imma go hard, grab on my, gonads
Tell them fuck theyselves
They call me a wigger like Renee Zell
But I raised hell like a stay-at-home dad
Rap is the only thing that I was ever really, bad to the bone at
Guess Im similar to, gangrene when Im, angry then Im
Hulk Smash, so much passion but no compassion
If eyes are the windows to the soul
Then its, broken glass and theres no trespassing
Alright now here we go
Dre stamped me now Im stamping Yelawolf
Get ready for the most competitive
Clique in the world its like Clash of the Titans
I released the cracker its time to set it again
And when its said and its all done
None shall ever fuck with this squadron
So come on in, at your own risk
This is Bitch!
So welcome, to our house
Where no one, comes back out
You wont find, comfort
In here, in here, in here34Embed |
A Kiss Lyrics
Bangladesh
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Uh, Nickel Nina nigga Twitter beefing, first rapper that shot a fan
Guccis my absolute state of mind like Wakas man
Choppers spraying , getting head in a car parked, new Gallardo
This bitch suckin my dick today, callin yesterdays news tomorrows
Stretch a nigga out, Im the new Tae Bo, bout to cross over, Im the new Ivo
Bout to saves a couple of these bitches
Thats right , Im the new Bible
You? You five-o. Me? Im more grounded than punishments
But Im too fly though
Yall niggas be whining, I should call you Moscato
Look down at the floorboard
Looks like someone left a pair of stiletto shoes in my Tahoe
Never know just what type of a ho inside of my ride I may let
Last night went to 5:00 a.m., and she aint even recover from last Friday yet
Hoes all over the ride like its an ice cream truck, I can see why they fret
I already ran over two hoes and I aint get out the fuckin driveway yet
Soon as I open the door you try to resist
What for? Get in girl, dont front, shorty, youre
Fighting an un-winnable war, its useless as tits on a bull or little tits on a whore
Got em acting like spoiled brats kickin and screamin
Like little kids throwing fits on the floor
Get in the whip, but you aint turning this frog into a prince
Why you tryna keep convincing me for?
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
You wont get one
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Not from me
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Not on the lips, are you crazy?
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Maybe the cheek, but thats all you gon get from me
Now you in my whip just as long as you understand that I cant be whipped
You say, Companionship, I say Abandon ship
Im a gigolo, so you know Im always on the go
I dont got no time to slow down for no relation-shit
Drop the P and add a T
Yeah, you can get mad at me all you want
But Im ghost before you can even say, Boo, hun, let alone call me one
A one night stand is all he wants with a female fan, yeah, one like Stan
And hes so about a one nightstand
His bedroom has two lamps and only one nightstand
Get the hint?
Ooh yeah boo – ew
I aint finna argue, but why do you think they call it boo?
Yeah, cause the sound of it sposed to scare you
Oh, ho, we can share you in the back of the McLaren
I dont give a fuck what your name is
We gon call you Hi and Bye
Hope you bi, in the meantime your name is Sharon
Slows the flow down so I can what?
Tell you same face I make
When Im shootin the guns the same face that I make when I fuck!
From the back of my hand on your neck
Pressing your face against these sheets, its insane
You VIN changed
Cause Im outta this world, girl
I got that Milky Way dick vein
Im at a all-time high with highness
Im at a all-time fly with flyness
And this is exactly what they say when they bow to your highness, yeah
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
You wont get one
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Not from me
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Not on the lips, are you crazy?
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Maybe the cheek, but thats all you gon get from me
Nickel Nina nigga Twitter beefing, first rapper that shot a fan
Push a chick out the car while its moving like Wakas man
Her bottoms dark, but her top is tan, her private parts
Got her on the pole, like the opposite of her papas plans
Come on stripper! Lets hit the strip, one-eighty, throw it in reverse and drop the trans
Im in a trance, now look at this bitch dance
Looking at this tramp like, What are you wearing, girl? Quit playing
Yeah, bitch in them scratch and sniff pants
Well let me scratch em, let me sniff, yeah, what? Did I say that?
Im on lean like Styrofoam cups and kickstands
Middle finger stuck on fuck, stiff hands
But, girl, you got a butt like no if ands
So yeah, what the Hell, maybe
All hail Shady, hell tell it like it is
So tell Katy Perry hes on her tail, hes tailgating
These bells are my mating call and Im here
Bells waiting, and tell Lady
Gaga, she can quit her job at the post office, shes still a male lady
Wouldnt fuck her with her dick, you heard it, the verdicts in
Hes allergic to divas and take meat cleavers to em
Him dont give a damn about Beaver, do him
What a demon, a behemoth, evil just seems to be seething through him
I like the little strip tease you doing this evening
You and me gon find three more chickadees and have a menage like Nicki
You hot like a Dickie outfit in Texas without shit under it
Sweating, suck my dick or gets to steppings my logic
My God, trick, my dick is hard, as stiff as a yardstick
What are we gonna do? Ride around til were carsick?
Ima put this shit in park like dog shit
And you can blow me in the dark
In the parking lot of the trailer park by the garbage
Whatre you waitin on, me to roll out the carpet?
Condoms are in the glove compartment, lets start it
Think Im jokin?
What, am I sitting here tryna make fake farts with my armpits?
Tryna get you to spit pop through your nose?
Am I here to amuse you? Stop it
Im in your pocket outside of a church
The other hand reaching for the bottom of your purse
You giving me head in a boxing stance
My dicks so big you could drop it in dirt
Im not your man, we sparring partners
Theres five things you are in charge of
Thats: suckin a dick, sucking a dick
Sucking a dick, sucking a dick, sucking a dick
And if you aint sucking a dick, why you sitting there with puckered lips?
Oh thats collagen, muhfuckin bitch
What you mean howd you get suckered into this?
You gon jump into my truck and then try to get truculent
You should be suffering, you should be cooking
You should be buckling your seat belt with oven mitts
Excuse me while I make an ass out of myself
But its only because I just wanna get
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
You wont get one
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Not from me
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Not on the lips, are you crazy?
I want a kiss , kiss , kiss
Maybe the cheek, but thats all you gon get from me
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Killer Lyrics
Yeah, its crazy, Im a
Made all this money from doin this
Now count it, five, ten, yeah, fifteen, twenty
Twenty-five, thirty, yeah, get the money
Throw it in the furnace, yeah, this shit be funny
Earn it just to burn it, swag drippin from me
Thats what I do with money, got money up the ass
Call it toilet paper, yeah, flush with cash
Girl, nice butt, is it up for grabs?
Just wanna touch your ass, is that too much to ask? Yeah
I made a grip, I know its tough to grasp, get the bag
Call it potato chips, I stuff in duffel bags
On some public transportation shit, cause I will bus your ass
Fuck the chain, Im off the trailer hitch, I got a bunch of swag
Now count it, five, ten, yeah, fifteen, twenty
Twenty-five, thirty, yeah, get the money
Throw it in the furnace, yeah, this shit be funny
Earn it just to burn it, swag drippin from me
Yeah, Im a
Yeah, Im a , Im a , Im a
Yeah, look, yeah
My income is all that and then some
Girl, your man is a nincompoop, a symptom
Of a simp cause hell spend some loot to get some
As for me, Im the Kim Jong-Un of pimps, hon
Swag dripping, Im in a pub
Went up to this chick who was so tipsy, we went to hug
Ended up tripping, I picked her up
She yelled out its her birthday
Shes fifty and in the club
Then it comes on , that In da Club song
Shes a buzzsaw , were goin numbskull
I live on the edge , shes a jump off
Call her Cinderella , she loves balls
Now count it, five, ten, yeah, fifteen, twenty
Twenty-five, thirty, yeah, get the money
Throw it in the furnace, yeah, this shit be funny
Earn it just to burn it, swag drippin from me
Yeah, Im a
Attack like the Ripper
All over the track doin laps like a stripper
Now , now , w— wow look out
Rap circles around clowns, surround sound
John Rambos back and my ammos stacked
And Im cocking raps, Im on your head
Other words, Im stocking caps and Im talking facts
Like OfficeMax
Never down, Ill be up like an insomniac
Girl, I got racks you got a rack
How you got all that back and no body fat
Im in awe with that
When I stopped the Pontiac at the laundromat that I saw you at
You almost had a heart attack, went into cardiac
You ran inside and told your boyfriend like, Ill be back
But for all you knew I probably act like Im Daniel Wozniak
Im a psycho-pa-pathic killer
Im a cap peeler, caterpillar
With the botanic of bananas
You never heard better vernacular
Comin after your scapula
For the lack of a better word, Dracula
Cause Im attackin a rapper at the phrenic nerves
Im a savage, back to put the dagger in the back of competitors
Predator and scavenger
I am a carnivore and a baller, youre at the dollar store
What the fuck you got a wallet for? Yall are poor
I was livin in squalor but, uh-uh, not no more
Now Im the one they holla for
Fuckin shit up like a dinosaur in a China store
Bitch, Im number five minus four
Now count it, five, ten, yeah, fifteen, twenty
Twenty-five, thirty, yeah, get the money
Throw it in the furnace, yeah, this shit be funny
Earn it just to burn it, swag drippin from me
Yeah, Im a
Yeah, Im a , Im a , Im a
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Crazy In Love Lyrics
Tell myself that I was doing alright
Theres nothing left to do tonight
But go crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
Cant you see what you do to me, baby?
You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac
Im like a lunatic, you make me sick
Youre truly the only one who can do this to me
You just make me get so crazy
I go schizo, I get so insane, I just go schizophrenic
One minute I wanna slit your throat, the next I wanna sex
You make me crazy, the way we act
Like two maniacs in the sack
We fuck like two jackrabbits
And maybe thats a bad habit
Cause the next day were right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us?
We cant figure out if its lust or its love
Whats that thats attractin us to each other?
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother
Which would explain why youre such a motherfuckin bitch
But I stay and still stick it out with you
Even though I just hit you today
But you deserve it, you hit me first and provoked me to choke you
Just cause I came home late last night
Crawled in bed and I woke you
But if theres one thing about you that I admire its, baby
Because you stay with me, maybe cause youre as crazy as I am
Cause when I look at you I can see an angel in your eyes
But if I look deeper inside I see your freakish little side
Like a devil in disguise, youre always full of surprises
Always pullin devices out your purse: little vibrators and dildoes
You fucked yourself so much you barely feel those anymore
Youre only 24, but youre plenty more ma-ture
Than those other little hoes who just act like little girls
Like theyre in middle school still
Youre crazy, sexy, cool, chill
And you play your position, you never step outta line
Even though I stay in your business youve always kept outta mine
I wonder whats on your mind
Sometimes they say love is blind
Maybe thats why the first time
I dotted your eye you aint see the sign
Or maybe you did, maybe you like being shoved
Maybe cause were crazy in love
Go crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
You are the ink to my paper, what my pen is to my pad
The moral, the very fiber, the whole substance to my rap
You are my reason for being, the meaning of my existence
If it wasnt for you I would never be able to spit this
As intense as I do, and the irony is you rely on me
As much as I rely on you to inspire me like you do
You provide me the lighter fluid, the fuel to my fire
Youre my entire supply: gas, the match, and igniter
The only way that I am able to stay so stable
Is youre the legs to my table
If you were to break Id fall on my face
But Im always gonna make you feel I dont need you as much
As I really need you so you dont use it to your advantage
But youre essential to me, youre the air I breathe I believe
If you ever leave me Id probably have no reason to be
You are the Kim to my Marshall, youre the Slim to my Shady
The Dre to my Eminem, the Alaina to my Hailie
You are the word that Im lookin for
When Im tryin to describe how I feel inside
And the right one just wont come to my mind
Youre like the pillar that props me up, the beam that supports me
The bitch who never took half, the wife who never divorced me
Youre like the root to my evil, you let my devil come out me
You let me beat the shit out you before you beat the shit out me
And no matter how much, too much is never enough
Maybe cause were crazy in love
Go crazy on you
Crazy on you
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Spend Some Time Lyrics
If theres any bitches in this room
Then theres somethin I gotta say
For all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their way
Ive been down that road
And now Im back, sittin on square one
Tryin to pick myself up where I started from
I never woulda thought that Id see you out of control
Even though my penis was deep down in your hole
You should know, between us, we was like mates of soul
Nothin could intervene us, especially no hoes
You was more so the chalant type I chose
Til more shows, haunted you nights, I suppose
Thats how it go: with time spent, emotion grows
In the beginning friends, we decided to roll
So whos responsible when you get excited, explode
And Obies grinnin, then you invite that Obies cold
But bitches they gon talk, niggas they gon hate
We established this way before we became mates
So whats required is that you chill with all that fire
Get your desire when I retire and—
Spend some time with me, say that youll be mine
I never thought Id find someone to be mine
Lord knows I was right, ‘cause you just crossed the line
Spend some time with me, say that youll be mine
I used to say I never met a girl like you before
Still aint got a fuckin clue as to who you truly are
Almost went as far as introducin you to my daughters
Til you went as far as goin and snoopin through my drawers
Now I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me for
Cant believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whore
You used to say all you wanted was for me to be yours
All I ever wanted from you was a few booty calls
If you recall, I used to treat you like a groupie broad
When we fucked, I refused to even take my jewelry off
But it threw me off the first time I called and you blew me off
It was a shock, it struck me as odd, but it turned me on
You started gettin moody on me, pretty soon wed argue
And the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to me
And whoda even knew that? Who woulda even thought possibly
Cupid could shoot another one of them Goddamn darts at me?
Its true that I got shot in the heart
But when someone seems too good to be true, they usually are
But see, when youre in it, its too hard to see
Til you pull up and see some other dudes car parked and reach
Up under the seat as your heart starts to beat
Before you make a decision thats life-altering
And just as you halt and you turn and you start to leave
You hear them words echoing, almost haunting, that taunting ring
Spend some time with me, say that youll be mine
I never thought Id find someone to be mine
Lord knows I was right, ‘cause you just crossed the line
Spend some time with me, say that youll be mine
Ha, ha, yeah right, bitch
Spend some time on my dick
In most cases, Stats attitude is, Fuck a bitch!
My only motive is to get head and fuck a bitch
But you was different, thought we shared a covenant
Even held your hand in pub-a-lic
We sufferin because of this
Shawty on some whole nother other shit
Tryin to play slick, thinkin Ima trick off grip
Ill admit, I was caught in the mix, down to commit
Feedin you the best of me, I shouldve fed you piss
We started off closer than close
But who couldve predicted to know
Your trifling ways woulda stopped our growth?
And the final result, back in that same boat
I asked myself: Do I love these hoes? — Nope!
Em introduced us: 50, this is Tanya, Tanya, this is 50
Then slid off and left her to kick it with me
I complimented her, I said, You have very nice lips.
With my imagination, I could see her suckin my dick
We played the phone game, a week later, shit changed fast
Had her comin over in a cab to give me some ass
Downtown Manhattan, on the balcony, stare at the skyline
Penthouse full of imported shit, you know how I grind
She got to talkin, talkin like an opportunist too
Why talk, when suckin my dick is the real career move?
Said shes an aspiring actress, she do videos for practice
Yeah, yeah, know how many times I done heard that shit?
Spend some time with me, say that youll be mine
I never thought Id find someone to be mine
Lord knows I was right, ‘cause you just crossed the line
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Hello Lyrics
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is Shady
Its so nice to meet you
Its been a long time
Im sorry Ive been away so long
My name is Shady
I never meant to leave you
Yeah
You see that chick in the gym, checking me out?
Any second Im bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and Im recklessly wreckin the house
That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?
Theres the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanies blouse
Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess Ill re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, jackpot, yeah—open sesame, mouth
Down the hatch, and the feeling—you cant match it
I rap-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet
Attack-tack-tacking a whore with a damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like forty-some Xanaxes
Shorty, come back, Im tryna score me some lapdances
Im bout to relapse, so, baby, pour me some Jack Daniels
Formula 44D and 40s with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch, Im back at ya
Girl, I dont mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And are you menstruating, baby?
My little friends waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wigglin
And your bootys shakin like jello
Girl, I dont mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello, yeah
My equilibriums off—must be the lithium
I dont need to buy any drugs, man—people give me em
It just becomes everyday, extra-curriculum
No reason in particular—it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
Fifty-one people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me, hun, but what is your name? Vivian?
I woke up next to you naked, and, uh, did we, um?
Of course, we did, but didnt I strap Jimmy, hun?
Im looking for the torn wrapper, but there dont seem to be one
No offense, baby girl, I dont mean any harm
But disease is something Im trying to keep my penis free from
I find the package, and Im cool—I immediately run
Like Speedy Gon-zales to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of 3s—Im fiending for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
Girl, I dont mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you
To make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl, I dont mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
Its hurting me to know that Ill be closing that curtain for good
Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word, chk-chk-word
I second that and I third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
Hes no longer getting them free—hundred bucks for these Percodans
Plus, its getting to be where hell lustfully search the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin him
Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up
Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils
Now hes doubling backwards, and hes stumbling back
Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack
Now hes up in the bathroom like hes busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
Im just busting my own chops while Im busting a rap
Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, Im back
Girl, I dont mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you
To make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl, I dont mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And so Im saying, Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is Shady
Its so nice to meet you
Its been a long time
Im sorry Ive been away so long
My name is Shady
I never meant to leave you
Yeah, its like starting over
Clean slate
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Say What You Say Lyrics
Heh, so Im out the game, huh?
Yo, Dre, we ridin?
Whatever
Well, Im wit ya, homie
Okay, lets handle the small shit
I was born to brew up storms, stir up shit
Kick up dust, cuss til I slur up spit
Grew up too quick, went through too much, knew too much shit
Corrupt, and Ima pour it on like syrup, bitch
Thick and rich, sick and twisted, Mr. Buttersworth
Dre told me to milk this shit for what its worth
Til the cow just tilts and tips and stumbles to Earth
And if I fumble a verse, keep goin
First take I make mistakes, just keep it
No punches pull, no punches, thats weak shit
Fake shit, if I ever take shit, Ill eat shit
Wasnt for him, wouldnt be shit
Creep with me as we take a little trip down memory lane
Been here longer than anyone in the game
And I aint got to lie about my age
But what about Jermaine? Fuck Jermaine!
He dont belong speakin mine or Timbalands name
And dont think I dont read your little interviews and see what youre sayin
Im a giant, and I aint gotta move til Im provoked
When I see you, Ima step on you and not even know it
You midget, mini-me with a bunch of little mini-yous
Runnin around your backyard swimming pools
Over eighty million records sold
And I aint have to do it with ten- or eleven-year-olds
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with, huh?
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with, huh?
Second verse, it gets worse, it gets no better than this
Amateurs drink veteran piss
From a Dixie cup, if you ever mix me up
Or confuse me with a Canibus or Dre with a Dupri
Well rub it in, every club youre in, well have you blackballed
And make sure you never rap a-fuckin-gain
Dre aint havin it, long as Im here to play devils advocate
If there was some magic shit I could wave
Over the industry that could save it when Im gone
And buried to make sure the tradition carries on, I would
If I could only use this power for good, I wouldnt, not even if I could
From the hood, and Im a hornet
And Ima only sting when Im cornered
And Ima only sucker punch and swing without warning
And swing to knock somebodys fuckin head off
‘Cause I know if they get up, I wont get a chance to let off
Another punch, Im punk rock, no ones punk
Dont give a fuck, White-Pac, so much spunk
When I was little I knew I would blow up and sell a mil
Or grow up to be Attila, go nuts and be a killer
And Im something of a phenom, one puff of the chron
Im unstoppable, Im alive and on top again
Theres no obstacle that I cant conquer
So come along with us
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with, huh?
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with, huh?
Now anybody who knows Dre knows Im about
Fast cars and Alizé, partyin all day
But I handled my business, ‘cause its work before play
Dont look for trouble, but Ill serve you gourmet
However you want it, you can have it your way
You fuck my night up, Ima fuck up your day
Bullet with your name, sendin it your way
That goes for anyone who walks through that doorway
‘Cause this is my space, you invade it
Live to regret it, and youll die tryna violate it
Fuck around, get annihilated
Eyes dilated, Huh, like my old lady?
‘Cause what you say is what you say, sometimes what you mean
Is two different things, depending on your mood if it swings
Think too many things, little hit of Dres weed, I can do anything Catch a contact and Im gone, and Im back
I speed write and my loose leafs my launchpad
And I can pull any string, dont have to prove anything
Catch a contract on your head, you headed west?
Talk shit about Dre, you better get a vest and invest in something to protect your head and neck
And its back and forth all day, like Red and Meth
I joke when I say Im the best in the booth, but a lot of truth is said in jest
And if I ever do live to be a legend Ima die a sudden death
Five mics in The Source? Aint holdin my fuckin breath
But Ill suffocate for the respect fore I breathe to collect a fuckin check
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with, huh?
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin it
So who you playin with, huh?
Watch your fuckin mouth
Yo, this Timbaland, tell him I said suck, di-di, my dick55Embed |
Don’t Front Lyrics
Used to get bent, now I represent to the fullest
Pencil is full of insolent bullets
Im like a Doberman Pinscher, Pitbull and a Rott
Mixed with a toxic, the plot begins to thicken
I begin to spittin like vintage Pac
Demented, demonic, sinister
Ever since the Doc replenished me
The day he gave me that shot when I was just about to quit
So to not see him with me would be a shockin image
And Im the definition of what a concrete chin is
‘Cause no matter how many times you sock me in it
And knock me to the canvas, even the boxin critics
Know that if I get off to a rocky start, Ill always have a Rocky finish
Eat me broccoli, spinach, cocky? Nope
But I hope I offended you when I told ya how dope I am at
This and put emphasis on the dope
So when names come up, in that conversation of whos the dopest, better throw mine in it
And dont mind me, while I remind you of the flow
You wont find anywhere
When it fires and I unload, my pen explodes
Til theres no rhymes in it, reload in no time
Let insults fly every sixty seconds that go by, so you know I meant it
In school I was so shy, timid
Two pairs of jeans Id alternate, bummy clothes, I member
Beggin my mom for K-Mart MacGregors
‘Cause those were new, St. Vincent de Paul
Those Ponys were used, and no size fitted
But kissed them old days, adiós, I did it
They said I was a gimmick
Now Im the one that those guys mimic
Now you fuckers dont wanna go startin no argument
‘Cause you know Ill win it
Name a flow thats more authentic, and dont front
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, word
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Yo, why you frontin?
You know I got you open, kid
Rest in peace to Big Proof
You was a beast, you lyrically mirrored me
Molded my flow off of you, your spirits flowin through me
I love you, Doody, without you I feel so incomplete
Im no king, no need for rose petals to be thrown at my feet
Im a thorn in your side, get thrown into a throne
Better watch the fuckin tone that you speak
Feel like Im in the zone, Im in a whole different league
On my motherfuckin own, its just me
No opponents can compete
And Ive never been known to retreat
From beef, be beat, follow trends or wallow in defeat
Im still hungry as fuck, but cant even say Bon appétit
‘Cause I dont know what to eat
Fuckin microphone or the beat
Bitch, nobodys mind works like mine
Its nose to the grindstone time, holmes, your minds blown
‘Cause I rhyme like Im still tryna get signed
Up in the Ebony Show-case
With Denaun screamin Who the fuck passed you the mic?
Never asked you to like my shit from the get
Id rather ask you to wipe my ass, bitch
You had you a nice run, now take a hike
I ever meet my match, Ima strike that bitch first
‘Cause on the mic I gotta represent the real rappers
The real rappers get their mothafuckin skills crackin
Word to Buckshot and Dru-Ha, why the fuck not?
You dont like it? Suck a cock, almost forgot
Before I signed with the Doc, I almost signed with Duck Down
‘Cause Rawkus didnt make no offers, so mothafuck Loud
They jerked me around, so whats up now?
Wow, how much of an asshole would I sound like
Rubbin it in and holdin some grudge now? But dont front
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, word
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Dont front, you know I got you open, kid
Yo, why you frontin?
You know I got you open, kid
Late at night, used to catch a buzz, couldnt write
Now I write the type of shit to make you wipe
But wear diapers, ‘cause you might leave a streak
Im on a streak, windshield wipers couldnt wipe
Its hard to decipher what cypher I might jump in tonight
‘Cause Im hyper or somethin
Needin someone or somethin is lightin
This fire under me, its breathin new life
Its like I already died once
I guess some people only live twice, and its funny
My days of being broke were so long ago
I lost all concept of money
But you dimes wont get a fuckin nickle from me
Oh shit, Im down on one knee
Im havin a stroke of genius—Elizabeth, Im comin to you, honey
From boy to man
And still make a whore moan, like a thyroid gland
Im in another category, man
Dont group me up with them pop stars
I never needed a pat on the back to get at a boy, band
No offense? Yes offense
Precedents has been set thatll never get met
Middle finger pressed against Mobys nose
Shouts to Obie, the curtains closed on my show
But never forget that Im the one you thought wouldnt make it
You cant take it, oh
Got a whole generation of rappers comin up
That are nutty with the flow, but convince me youve heard
An MC since me whos as good with the fuckin mincing of words
Without mincing words thatll make you feel like Im pinching a nerve
Whos as mentally disturbed
You might as well stick a knife in me and turn
Itll be like my skin bein Indian burned, hah
Bitch, there isnt one, when will you learn?
Never been served, if memory serves
Id battle that til my own recollection remembers these words
You know I got you open kid , dont stop frontin
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Girls Lyrics
Ayo, dawg, I got some shit on my motherfuckin chest
That I need to get off cause if I dont
Ima fuckin explode or somethin
Now, look, this is the story about
Some little fuckin girls that I know
It goes like this
Its so easy for me to make enemies any more, its sickening
People are lookin for an excuse to jump on my shitlist
Stickin their noses in shit that isnt none of their business
I never asked, cared, gave a fuck, or wanted opinions
Now Im in the position that I dont wanna be in shit
I never had no beef with you corny son-of-a-bitches
But now the shit is broke and you cant do nothin to fix it
So Im tellin you right now, motherfuck a Limp Bizkit
Now Ima be real, B-Real was real
He aint say shit the whole time me and Whitey was beefin, see, he chilled
He was cool with the whole situation and kept it neutral
Id have never involved my crew if it wasnt for pupils
Peoples, whatever your backpackin cipherin name is
Had I not opened a magazine and seen what you were sayin and
Ida never involved you, but you had to add your two pennies
Now I gotta go grab my shitlist and add some new enemies
Hit the studio and Ill admit, I had a few in me
Fuck it, I roasted you, I aint mad at you any
But let it be known that song was never released, it leaked
Ida never gave you that much attention intentionally
Then I look on the TV, now look whos mentioning me
That little fuckin weasel, DJ Lethal, on MTV
After I gave you props in that song, you on national TV
Talkin bout Everlast is gonna whip my ass when he sees me?
Come on, dawg, you was sposed to be on that song
Talkin bout how bad you hate him, now you all on his thong?
Whats wrong? You scared? And Fred, you said you was dissin him too
I shoulda knew better than to listen to you
You fuckin sissy, up on stage, screamin how people hate you
They dont hate you, they just think youre corny since Christina played you
And I dare you motherfuckers to try to diss me back
Thats a sissy act, and dont call me kissin my ass
Cause I swear to God this aint just a song, Im tryna to pre-warn you
Lethal, when I fuckin see you, dog, Im swingin on you!
Motherfuckers must think cause Im in trouble with the law
That I wont jaw em, up my sentence and double it tomorrow
Yall some...
Girls
Why do you act this way?
Why do yall act like fuckin sissies, you pussies
Keep talkin shit behind my back, you just some bitches for that
And we all know
How fuckin cowards roll
In fuckin Bentleys and pretend to be down
But as soon as someone calls you out
You put your tail between your legs and bow down
Now, I dont ask nobody to share my beliefs
To be involved in my beefs
Im a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you dont wanna be in em, all I ask
Is that you dont open your mouth with an opinion
And I wont put you in em
Cause I dont ask nobody to share my beliefs
To be involved in my beefs
Im a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you dont wanna be in em, all I ask
Is that you dont open your mouth with an opinion
And I wont put you in em
Now see if you diss me and I respond, the beef is on
But if I help you sell one record
And I see you at a show, Ill strip you naked
See, I was smart, I came back and scooped up my friends
Now I got five dawgs thatd die for me like Id die for them
Id fight for them, swing or shoot like I fight for Kim
All of em been with me through this fucked up life that Im in
That goes for all of my dawgs, from Royce to Dre
From Xzibit to Mel-Man, til Im hoist away
In my coffin Ill never soften, no matter how often Im tested
Ill never give a fuck, I wont never be interested
Love me or hate me as much as Fred wants to be hated
I will solemnly stand by every statement I stated
This shit that I been through my pencil never could pencil
But I will never be this gullible ever again no, nope
Next time Ill know when someones copyin off me
Im not bein cocky, I just know when somebodys mockin me
I stick up my middle finger, he sticks up his finger
I say, Fuck Christina!, he says, Fuck Christina!, but meaner
So from doin a song with Method to beggin to get accepted
Im peggin Fred with the bottle of dye that he bleached his head with
And as for Lethal, dont forget what I said
Im fuckin you up, punk, youre dead! Dont think that Im playin!
And fuck Bizkit! Cause I know youre sayin, Fuck D12!
Only not to our face, under your breath to yourselves
Little ...
Girls
Why do you act this way?
Why do yall act like fuckin sissies, you pussies
Keep talkin shit behind my back, you just some bitches for that
And we all know
How fuckin cowards roll
In fuckin Bentleys and pretend to be down
But as soon as someone calls you out
You put your tail between your legs and bow down
Now, I dont ask nobody to share my beliefs
To be involved in my beefs
Im a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you dont wanna be in em, all I ask
Is that you dont open your mouth with an opinion
And I wont put you in em
Cause I dont ask nobody to share my beliefs
To be involved in my beefs
Im a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you dont wanna be in em, all I ask
Is that you dont open your mouth with an opinion
And I wont put you in em
And thats it, thats all there is to it, dawg
If you didnt wanna do the fuckin song
Dont say youre down with doin the fuckin song
And then back out at the last minute
And then go on motherfuckin MTV talkin about
Everlast can whip my motherfuckin ass
If youre scared of Whitey Ford, dawg
Just say youre scared of Whitey Ford, thats it
Thats all you had to fuckin say, I wouldnta said shit
I woulda backed off, did the motherfuckin song myself
And not put you motherfuckers in it, thats all
Now, I aint even on no rap shit no more
Im on some fuckin-you-up-shit when I see you
And I will see you, too
Oh, and by the way, Fred
That wasnt an accident
I didnt mean to give you a play at the Music Awards
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Gospel Lyrics
Yeah
What? What?
Dre, you ready?
Cmon
Alright
Get em!
Cut em undercover, timeless
Ready for em, progress
Feelin like Im just gettin started
Two shots back for my dearly departed
Uh, you are now dеalin with a monster
Boss shit, profits
Doc Dre, bitch, Im a prophet
Black Wall Street, niggas know whеre the stock is
Heh, try me
Niggas never see me, but it aint hard to find me
Heh, unwinding
Shits blinding, still grinding
Uprising
Stop talking bout the past, Im the future, nigga
Nigga like me still here, motherfucker, go figure
Lookin for my next gold digger
This summer here gon be colder than winter
Already told you, I fold you like hundreds of billions
And you can go missing, put that on my children
Bet that, nigga, what?
Regret that, run it up
Heh, and Im about to sum it up
This shit here that problem
Livin at the bottom of a bottle
Full throttle my motto, eh
Fuckin with me like fuckin with the lotto
That awful in your nostril
In a brothel, this is gospel
Yeah, Ima need all that, pronto
Yes, I, yes, I, yes, I ride til I die
Give a fuck if you bitches die
Put a motherfucking hole in your face
Back up, bitch, dont even try
I am that motherfucker, been the coldest
Why you on that? No one know us
Overdosed on what dope is
Hip-hop shit sell better than the coke did
Like a satanic cult, its
An old ritual slaughtering GOATs, bitch
Youre fucking with the original, flows sick
And anybody can get it—COVID
I done wrote shit that was so sharp
I could slit my own fucking throat with it
So rich, I got more chips than my shoulders
And Im about as approachable as a roach is
Yeah, so better steer clear from him
And here comes a nuclear bomb for your eardrums
Lyricism at its most fearsome and fierce
Were on another tier like a tear ducts upper echelon
Your career sucked , it was sheer luck
Like a fuckin leprechaun with his beard cut
Punisher, weapon drawn with a beer gut
Youre slower than a Decepticon with its gear stuck
I serial kill, and youre Kelloggs
I love checks and I hate tricks
And youre a fake bitch
I could spot you like you bout to weight lift
Bitch, Im badder than cake mix
Cant be whipped with egg beaters
You cunts must be out of your labias
And Gods my alias, so if I dont have faith in me
Then it basically makes me an atheist
Nate Diaz got the world by the tracheas
In a chokehold and a sleeper
Yeah, and me and Dre are like dog hair
Were both in our lab coats like retrievers
But like a Doberman, Im a whole different breed of
Animal mutt mixed with a overachiever
Oh, youre the king of rap? Youre bout to be overthrown
Like a pass over the head of an open receiver
This shit could end up comin to blows like a wiener
But I aint finished puttin these hoes through the wringer
Like clothes in between the two rollers, and– wait, no
What I mean is flows interwoven, I treat em like thread
Thats how I wound up sewin Machine up
So, fucks, if you dont give up me the
Time to ride or die, cause youre either both or youre neither
Throw a middle finger up if youre rollin, but, me, Im gonna—
Ride til I die
Give a fuck if you bitches die
Put a motherfucking hole in your face
Back up, bitch, dont even try
I am that motherfucker, been the coldest
Why you on that? No one know us
Overdosed on what dope is
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Despicable Lyrics
Ugh, ha
Nah, fuck an intro, man, lets just go
I come around like what goes around
What goes up must come down
Anyone who comes up must go down
Might as well go for the gusto now
Better not let up, better not let them breathe
Last shot, give it all you got
Try to turn me down, bitch
Get fucked with a volume knob, fuck all you snobs
Hoes, I hope all you rot
Two bottles of Lubriderm and a box of condoms
Is that all you brought?
And you want a ménage à trois, you twats?
Fuck that, Id rather turn this club to a barroom brawl
Get rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall
Like a leech stuck in a vacuum, yall
Aint nothing but a whole lot of sucking going on in rap
Yeah, but Im home
Bad to the bone, back in the zone
Let him alone, you dont wanna go eggin him on
Itll never be my chair that you own
Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain
No oxygen—other words, theres no heir to the throne
When I die so does hip-hop
Hitchcock of the shit, bitch, ask Doc
Got it ziplocked in a bag
You fags aint been able to fade me since Kid Rock had a high-top
Keep bloggin while I mind-boggle
And I zone like Im in the twilight, dog
Get off my bone, this is my mic, dogg-one it
I like hoggin it
Flows so wet, Ima take this beat tobogganing
Im waterloggin it—Im sogging it
Pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it
Suplexing it on cement
Like Im on some Straight Outta Compton shit
Take this dick and chomp on it
Im so bad I can bitchslap a backhanded compliment
Jackass, eat a donkey dick
The game I just about conquered it
Like Donkey Kong, Im bonkers, bitch
Im the king of this honkey shit
I reign supreme in this honkey shit
No sense screaming and arguing
Makes no difference whether a Benz or a Bentley
Or a Bimmers the car you in
You think you ball? Well, I palm it
I throw up bombs when I vomit
Boy, I throw down in the kitchen
Might hit your mom with my omelette
But you got egg on your face
Now watch me drop an atomic
I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze
Bitch, Im as batshit as Ozzy
Its obvious, you can tell right off the bat
No pun intended, but come any closer, Ill bite off your head
Tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web
Im just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage
Ill catch a fly in that bitch, you think you fly, you just food
I give as much of a flying fuck as that Superman dude
Guess I just do what you cant do
And make you look stupid and bamboozled
Confused as usual and you can get whipped
She can open a can, too
But you better hope you can handle the heat
Or stay the fuck outta Hells Kitchen
I came to cockblock like a square fucking male chicken
Yeah, its Shady, slut, the rest can suck on that big one
Cause Im as despicable as Daffy Duck when Im spittin
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Kick Off Lyrics
Ive always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fuckin’ obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothings off limits.
I need you to spit that lyrical miracle… in the swimming pool
Before this kicks off, let me set my balls on this tees
Cause I’m dottin is every time I cross one of these
Theres not a redeeming quality at all in me
Its impossible, seems like an implausible dream
Positive clean thoughts intervene
But theyre all either altered and mean
Assault and demean, tossed and theyre being lost in the scheme
Squashed in between a brainwashing machine
Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme radical
Suicide bomber thats seeing
Ariana Grande sing her last song of the evening
And as the audience from the damn concert is leaving
Detonates the device strapped to his abdominal region
I’m not gonna finish that, for obvious reasons
But bring your dogs, I’ma muzzle em
I’m not Middle Eastern but Ill make a bitch rock a hijab
And at least a extra large in a T-shirt
Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista
I go Hamas on the beats, a paradox on the beach
And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch list
Gettin head in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich
Professional shit sprayer
Bitch watch who you talkin to, like Apple wristwear
Endangered species in this ABC shit a bit scarce
Prey’s decreasing, I face extinction like disc players
Told this chick shes hot as Jada Pinkett
And just stared til I made her think it
Said, Maybe we should just get married.
Shes facing me, I placed my feet with my hips square
Tell her, Turn around, spread her legs for me, then I hit bare
Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair
As I rip, tear, anal beads in a split rear
Spray Febreze in the chicks hair
Make her wheeze tryna get air
I played for keeps, theres no escaping me, I have a bitch scared
And chained to me, and throw away the key
And shell be so afraid to leave
That even if she ends up breaking free shell just sit there
Tryin to scrape up enough courage and strength to get up
Its impossible like rapin a slut
We stay butt-naked and fuck
Youre close, wait for you, what?
My idea, you comin too, is waking you up
With smelling salts after I Quaalude your cup
Thatll straighten you up if you try to stray like a pup
Hate to get bogged down in details
But bitch, Im like the dog pound with females
My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler
I strangle a skanks neck til its triangular
Shaped but its upside down, and my mouth aint gonna shut
And mention me in your raps if it makes you a buck
Or helps you rake in the ducats, I want payment in pub
Cause I aint tryna get in your bars like Im waiting the club
But if you put me in your lines, Im takin a cut
Get a million writers inside of a room combined in it
Try to get every idea of every possible line to spit
Every punchline, every combination that rhymes with it
Bitch, a whole team cant see me, theres no Is in it
Head so big, I shot myself ten times in it
Tryna commit suicide and it took five minutes
And I survived this shit
Someones gonna challenge me, who?
Battle me and win, thats a fucking fallacy too
You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, spits, reality
You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the morale
Only time I start a movements a bowel
I cant even give a yeah or a woo when you rap in the booth
Not even a nah or a boo
Cause even though Im allergic to the crap that you spew
When Im bout to break out, I dont mean get a rash from it too
Cause when I say I have allergies, I actually do
But thats just an analogy, Ive never had a reaction to you
Creature from the Black Lagoon
I reach up and I smack the moon
Youre grief struck that Im back so soon
Your teacher for this afternoon
Creep up with a pack of hoodlums
We pack a punch like Caprisun
Heat tucked like we each snuck in a sub-machine gun
We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of shrooms
Cup of lean up in the padded room
Justin Bieber in a Catholic school
Selling dust and reefer when your back is to him
Dont adjust your speaker
Ill cuss the stripes off of a fuckin zebra when Im at the zoo
Huffin cleaner til I gag from fumes
Fuck Christina with a plastic spoon
While I bump some G-Funk and blast some Snoop
Cause her double G-cups are massive, huge!
Its fun for me just to grab a boob
Plus my penis got an attitude
My fuckin wieners in a combative mood
Come and suck a mean one like its mad at you
I speak tongue-in-cheek, what you asslicks do
Cause you love to eat butt, its sad but true
I just sprung a leak suddenly
What I think in my gut instinct become in sync
My thoughts and my stomach link up with each other
Ink touches the pad, then boom!
Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite
Thats basically what makes me me
Creating stink, til these tats are fading ink
Whos the greatest? Think were still debating, wink
ADD, and better put out an APB
Cause itll take LAPD and me layin in the street
For you to see Shady beat
And Ill bet ya theyd need cleats
Cause Id have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat
I pray please Jesus to make me decent
Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and saline
I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, Im ailing
I stay free of divas and ladies screamin
Cause they keep schemin on me
Vading keepin the women at bay
Like Laci Peterson, baby fetuses
Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in semen
Its straight demon—and wait!
Even if it takes meat cleavers to make believers
Mistake-free schemes are enablin me to remain deviant
Breakbeat, eat her like steak meat
Emcees take seats like AMC theaters
Deranged ringleader, depraved king
Who mainstream media hates
Which makes things easier, still under scrutiny
Villainous smooth criminal, livin room
With the nude Reese Witherspoon
Who was bruised, beat with a broom
Its in two pieces, and lays deceased in it
Pit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin it
Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it
R-A-P bleed the shit, still and I poop, pee it
Its a spillage, a sewage leak, waist-deep feces
The syllables ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases
Cause my brain releases em
Like waste excretion, its simultaneously
As Im givin these fools grief, theyre feelin the blues
Cause even if stealin my shoes, thieves
Just to fill ems a huge feat
A hill and its too steep
Obey these demons, were still in cahoots
Keep feedin me blank sheets
As soon as I sank these teeth
And Im killin the loose leaf
Time to shake these trees again
Wait, make that phrase repeat again
Killin the loose leaf, shake these trees again
Get the rake, but it aint me leavin em
Vicodins, Nuprins, I bite them and chew them
The whites and the blues mixed with nitrous balloons
And I like to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks
On the mic Im just ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance
Who I influence I give two shits
If they wanna license my music to entice with
Then use the shit like its the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
Excuse me while I stare into space for a few
In a daze or a haze, glazed over, crazed warped loon
Mental cased off, always had a straight-forward view
But you bozos keep givin the flamethrower fuel
No ones ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude
Beast-mode like a lawn-mower blade rolled through it
And this has little to do with bein gay, boy
Its just where the wordplays goin
But aint much I can say or do
Cause aint no excuse, the way I go at you {censored}
You say Im always screw-faced
So if I look your way, youre screwed
Cause if looks could kill, I could start a hate war too
Cause Id murder you straight bitches by turnin the gaze on you
Lets take it back before the tightly-worn pants
To the Nike, Jordan hats
The stripe Lees, Jordache, and the white tees
Lightning storms might be formed fast
Such a frightening forecast
But when youre slightly hoarse, rasp
From the cyphering or gasp, but still reciting your raps
While youre tightening your grasp around the mic cause you done shitted on it so much, youre always reminded of your past
Cause your heinys sore, thats
Cause you still havent finished fuckin wiping your ass
From the night before last
No good, but raps somethin Im too-good-for-my-own-good at
Fuck adulthood, Im a grown-up brat
Where your cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact
Theyre frozen, you ever seen a cul-de-sac?
So big they fell out my scrotum, I just sewed em back
Dick so long, need a shoulder-strap
For that, gotta unroll it and fold it back
So difficult to wrap in the prophylactic, it overlaps it
So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat its like a yoga mat
Make a bitch think shes in aerobics class
The bear you dont wanna poke is back
The backbone of rap, your fuckin lead singles are my bonus tracks
When I appear, my peers stop
Hearts fall in their stomach, their spirits drop
Careers flop, their gears lock, severe shock
Fear at the mere thought
Lyrics are top-tier, Im so high at the top
Im in the sky when I talk
Bitch, Im so fly when I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and Im just playin ladies, you know I love you
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Must Be the Ganja Lyrics
Yeah, ohh, yeah yeah, ohh
I feel like dancing, I feel like dancing
I smell something in the air thats making me
I said, I smell something in the air thats making me high
Okay, here we go, do-re-mi-fa-so, fa-so-la-ti-da-so
Lyrical Roscoe, kick back the Tabasco
You motherfuckers must just not know the tick-tock, so
Time to show you the most kick-ass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a pick-axe, a sick asshole
Tic-tac-toe cross your six-pack with X-acto
Knives, stranglin wives with thick lasso
Big bags of the grass, Zig-Zags, Im with the Doc, so
You know how that go, skull and the crossbones
This is poison to boys and girls who do not know
You do not wanna try this at home, my lil vato
This is neither the time nor the place to get macho
So crack a six-pack, sit back with some nachos
Maybe some popcorn and watch the show and just rock slow
Its not what you expected, nor what you thought, so
Bout time that you wake the fuck up, smell the pot smoke
It must be the ganja, its the marijuana
Thats creeping up on me, why Im so high
Maybe its the Henny that has gotten in me
Whatevers got into me, I dont mind
I said its the ganja, its the marijuana
Thats creeping up on me, why Im so high
Maybe its the Henny that has gotten in me
Whatevers got into me, I dont mind
Your dreams are gettin fulfilled, ooh, Im literally gettin a chill
Spittin at will, me and Dre have just finished splittin a pill
Youre submittin to skill, sittin still
Im admittin Im beginnin to feel like I dont think anyones real
Faced with a dilemma: I can be Dalai Lama
And be calm or bring drama, a step beyond of Jeffrey Dahmer
Please dont upset me, mama, youre lookin sexy, mama
Dont know if its the lala or the rum and Pepsi, mama
Dont wanna end up inside my refrigerator freezer
Be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza
How many people you know who can name every serial
Killer who ever existed in a row?
Put em in chronological order, beginnin with Jack the Ripper
Name the time and place; from the body, the bag, the zipper
Location of the woods, where the body was dragged and then dumped
The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate
And which model, which lake they found her in, how they attacked the victim
Say which murder weapon was used to do what in which one
Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife, and which nun
Dont stop, I like this, its fun, the fuckin nights just begun
It must be the ganja, its the marijuana
Thats creeping up on me, why Im so high
Maybe its the Henny that has gotten in me
Whatevers got into me, I dont mind
I said its the ganja, its the marijuana
Thats creeping up on me, why Im so high
Maybe its the Hindi that has gotten in me
Whatevers got into me, I dont mind
When Im behind the mic, dynamites what its kinda like
Youre stuck with the same stick that youre tryna light
Behind the board sits Dre, legends are made this way
Isnt it safe to say this is the way it should be?
Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms
Heres a dosage of the antidote, now you give him some
He can give her some, she can give them some
Get behind a LinnDrum, make up a beat and cure the sucker syndrome
The spinnin drum when it comes to lyrics and pennin some
Startin from scratch and then endin up at the ending of
Capable of winnin a Pulitzer
So unbelievable, its a titanium cranium thats full of sur–
–prises when the smoke rises right before your very own eyes
You stare into your stereos
Good evening, this isnt even a weed thing
I aint even smoke anything, I aint even drinking
It must be the ganja, its the marijuana
Thats creeping up on me, why Im so high
Maybe its the Henny that has gotten in me
Whatevers got into me, I dont mind
It must be the ganja, its the marijuana
Thats creeping up on me, why Im so high
Maybe its the Hindi that has gotten in me
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Careful What You Wish For Lyrics
Breaking news: Detroit rapper Eminem cancels his sold-out European tour to check himself into rehab after admitting an addiction to sleep medication
Well have more on this story as it develops
Shady Records recording artist Obie Trice has apparently survived a gunshot to the head in what appears to be a random drive-by shooting
Meanwhile, Eminem is rumored to be alienated--
On again/off again relationship with...
This just in, a tour bus involving Eminems bus...
Updating a story we brought you earlier about gunfire at an after-hours club, weve learned that the rapper Proof has been fatally shot
Shady/Aftermath recording artist...
Long-time best friend of Eminem and a member of the rap group D12
D12, back in the news again today...
Is it a sabbatical or the end? The rumors and speculation continue to swirl around Eminem
He insists hes just taking a break, but doubters believe hes retiring, leaving us all to ask, Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
So this is it, this is what I wished for
Just isnt how I envisioned it, fame to the point of imprisonment
I just thought the shitd be different
But somethin changed the minute that I got a whiff of it
I started to inhale it, smell it, started sniffin it
And it became my cocaine, I just couldnt quit
I just wanted a little bit, then it turned me to a monster
I became a hypocrite, concert after concert
I was rakin in the dough, rollin in green
Had the game hemmed up, like a sewing machine
But I was losing my freedom, there was nowhere for me
To not go and be seen, and just go and be me
And there was no in-between, you either loved it or hate it
Every CD critics gave it a three, then three
Years later they go back and re-rate it
Then called The Slim Shady LP the greatest
The Marshall Mathers was a classic
The Eminem Show was fantastic
But Encore just didnt have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just aint passed yet
A couple more years, that shitll be Illmatic
And eight years later, Im still at it
Divorced, re-married, a felon, a father, sleeping pill addict
And this is real talk, I feel like The Incredible Hulk
My back has been broke and I can still walk
So be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it
And if you get it, then you just might not know what to do with it
Cause it might just come back on you ten-fold
I said be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it
And if you get it, then you just might not know what to do with it
Cause it might just come back on you ten-fold
I got a letter from a fan that said hes been praying for me
Every day and for some reason
Its been weighing on my mind heavy
Cause I dont read every letter I get
But something told me to go ahead and open it
But why would someone pray for you
When they dont know you?
You didnt pray for me when I was local
And as I lay these vocals, I think of all the shit I had to go through
Just to get to where Im at, Ive already told you
At least a thousand times in these rhymes
I appreciate the prayer but Ive already got God on my side
And its been one hell of a ride, hasnt it?
Just watching it from a opposite standpoint
Man, boys got to look
Nuts, and thats the only word I can think of
Right now, on how to describe the shit
This is like a vibe you get, go ahead and bop to it
Just watch what you wish for cause I got the shit
So be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it
And if you get it, then you just might not know what to do with it
Cause it might just come back on you ten-fold
I said be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it
And if you get it, then you just might not know what to do with it
Cause it might just come back on you ten-fold65Embed |
I’ll Hurt You Lyrics
Yeah, guess who it is
Ayo, Dre! I think they in trouble
Scott Storch, why you have to do it like this to em?
Feels like a new day!
Listen
Now every time I come
And I hit you niggas with shit regardless
You get retarded and then niggas aint got a clue
On how the fuck I do what I do, and say what I say
And spit what I spit, you aint never even gotta question who
‘Cause you know that Im the only nigga that can ever come
And spitefully turn the place in to a motherfuckin zoo
Then I come and I spit c-crazy sh-sh-sh-shit
And m-m-m-make n-n-niggas do exactly what I want em to
From my point of view, instead of trying to step up
You still trying to play catch up
And keep up with the way a nigga grew
These niggas panic and freakin get schizophrenic
And let they emotions out
And I doubt they can ever test my crew
Take a second, check it, I reckon my records are better than
Whatever record you recorded, thats why your shit is through
You fuckin idiot, I dont think you get it
Im one of the greatest ever, period, every syllable is true
Now if you aint blind
And you aint handicapped in your vision
I think its simple enough, think that its really plain to see
No matter how much you try
No matter how much you make an effort
You niggas can never ever really fuck with me
‘Cause Ill hurt you, and I will learn you a thing or two
And Ill hurt you, and Ill finish your career for you, Ill–
Shit on a mic and doodoo
My doo-doo, you do not have a fightin chance to move
You were covered in my poo-poo
Smothered in my manure while I spit saliva fluid do-do-do-do-do-do g-g-g-goobers are glued to you
You dont have a clue as to what were about to do, do you?
So just sit back and watch somethin, you just gon have an a-chew
You just made me sneeze, Im allergic to beats like these
Please excuse me, my allergies are actin up; thanks a lot, Scott
Youre probably wonderin why theres thunder
And everyone is runnin and duckin up
Under everything up on the block
‘Cause Busta Bus and Flipmode just tip toed into the club
Then with Shady quietly trying not to start up a riot with Doc
But since we all been spotted, we might as well have a party
So gather round everybody, come on, lets get our drink on
And you aint got to do nothin special for this occasion
Just reach in the closet, put something on, and get to the club
Now if you aint blind
And you aint handicapped in your vision
I think its simple enough, think that its really plain to see
No matter how much you try
No matter how much you make an effort
You niggas can never ever really fuck with me
‘Cause Ill hurt you, and I will learn you a thing or two
And Ill hurt you, and Ill finish your career for you, Ill–
Catch you niggas and snatch you niggas
You bunch of bumblin fools
Who got me rumblin dudes all the way down the block
Keep on stumblin and jumblin over their words and vowels
Throw in the towel, see you niggas is on the clock
And you runnin out of time, see, Im tired of all yall
M-M-M-Mumblin, m-m-mumblin, n-n-nigga, I got it locked
Every single time you put my shit in your CD player
And turn up the volume
You bang your head, because your shit is not
I continue with crumblin niggas and tumblin niggas
You struggle while I humble a nigga with the Glock
Then I watch you while Ill keep on fumblin
While I got you tr-tr-tremblin
Before one of my niggas bust your head with a rock
Before I start to do another thing
Then to make you crown me the king
With such a butter swing, nigga, follow the flock
Now watch my brother bring all my diamonds to summer bling
While Im climbing and fuck her
Then tell you bitch to get off my yacht
Now if you aint blind
And you aint handicapped in your vision
I think its simple enough, think that its really plain to see
No matter how much you try
No matter how much you make an effort
You niggas can never ever really fuck with me
‘Cause Ill hurt you, and I will learn you a thing or two
And Ill hurt you, and Ill finish your career for you, Ill–49Embed |
All I Think About Lyrics
From the moment I go to bed til I wake up
All day, this is all I can think about, baby
So I go straight at opponents heads with this anger
Always, ‘cause this is all I can think about, baby
The chopper got about fifty bullets
Aint no way its accidental when I spill em on you
Im the realest in the biz, how you livin?
Cause you can get it how you live
And while you livin, Imma say my pull out game is so real
I still get rid of kids, now thats ill
The top of your head can fly off the top of convertibles
Aint gon really take no time to come through and murder you
I dont fake mine, I do this the fair way
Snitches get stitches, blown away and left on display
Hung by the grapevine, I just kicked a chair away
Let me be the first to tell you that you lookin at a superstar
My microphone and AK-47, thats my new guitar
I dont belong to you, and I dont care who you are
Yeah, you sold a couple records, got a couple joints
Got a few Jordans, three, four pairs of Louboutins
Thats besides the point like a shootin guard
Nigga, Im a rockstar
With whoopin cough
I am sick, George Clooney wit a Uzi
What kind of a movie star
Would hop out a movin car just to prove he’s hard?
Fuck you doin, you retard?
Should be put in a cast as soon as we start shootin, dog
You swear I knew where the Roofies are
The way I drug a bitch... through the yard
Stuffed little Suzie in cardboard after wrappin her nude and newly scarred
Body in waterproof tarp covered in roofin tar
So what you so blunt for?
Did you fuckin fall off, chump? Or did you jump?
Or did you just become bored with this?
You’re slipping into a funk, I just become morbid
And more self-absorbed in my own world, everyone orbits
Pen at the table, I don’t know when I’ll be able to stop
Told you from the gate
One thought it generally takes and I’m off to the races
Wait, mentally stable, hold your fuckin horses
There’s nothin more disgustin an animal
I just got done snortin the fuckin bathroom soap
And the tannin lotion
To unwarp this mind you gon need some sort of an antidote
There’s not a pill for bananas though
It’s unfortunate, you got delusions of grandeur though
Actin like you’re Michelangelo with a fuckin cordless
Bitch, Im Shredder, so you better crawl back in your shell
Or run fore you get injured
A fuckin Ninja Turtle wouldn’t come toward us
Two joint forces, of course this is what blunt force is
Cause we’d smoke you on any joint
Bad and Evils back, bitch
You might experience some shortness of breath
As you sit with your lungs punctured
Hear their motherfuckin tears come pourin
If I tell you once more, then you’re done for
You’re going to have to learn
How to fuckin hear from a ruptured eardrum
Forrest, am I clear? You Gump, you’re as dumb as a stump
To think wed come with a trunk shortage
B-b-b-b-bass in your face, bitch
Chuck Norris’ nunchucks morph into guns, swords
This is what blood sport is
The goriest, glorious, notorious bigamous, shogun warriors
God damn, the Slaughter boy general
Once I slaughter it, you couldn’t un-slaughter it
Once I order a hit, you couldn’t un-order it
Hits an order, this the consortium
From the moment I go to bed til I wake up
All day, this is all I can think about, baby
So I go straight at opponents heads with this anger
Always, ‘cause this is all I can think about, baby
If I don’t got no more drama, bitch, I’m a fish outta water bottle
After all these guys I slaughter
Applause is gettin louder, how the fuck did this happen?
I never rapped for bitches, hows it that my audience now is broader?
Devil without a cause, rebel without a pause
I am a kaze without the kami
You wouldn’t be a G if you cost me a thousand dollars
Infrared in my pencil lead
But always keep an extra one stocked though
In the back pocket and both of em locked
And theyre loaded, like cocked twin Glocks that I’m holdin
You better pause when you see these two dots on your colon
Fuckin punks, you wait, just got to rockin and rollin
Cause Elvis ain’t left the buildin yet, I’m still a villain
You feel a threat when I step in and kill a set in a millisec
With the weapon of intellect, Hannibal Lecter with the black belt
In kung fu, protect your neck and
Respect the gun rule
Read in the Art of War book by Sun Tzu
You realize if you defy, you probably wont be around here long
Rapunzel
Look, bitch, I got the bands in my pocket
And the drum roll poppin, thats...
That’s overkill, I keep the kill under me
I keep the chill one degree
I hit you with a hook that’ll make you see threes
You realize as soon as you beat me that you didn’t
Yeah, there’s still one of me, now me slap you
That’s a recap view, that’s normal embarrassing
And you slap me, that’s knee-slap humor, that’s hardly hilarious
So we scrap over you lyin like a feline cub in a forest
Cherishing a kill from a dominant male
And I’m born with Malaria
Form of Lou Gehrigs
To torture and terrify corporate America
Poor little Erica
In the morning the sheriffs and Law Enforcement
Will find one fourth of her buried
Under a barrier of the kitchen floor
With the stairs in an outdoor wooded area
From the moment I go to bed til I wake up
All day, this is all I can think about, baby
So I go straight at opponents heads with this anger
Always, ‘cause this is all I can think about, baby
Back then hoes didnt want him
Now the black Benz all hittin corners
My spectacular vernacular
I spit like giving Ex-Lax to Dracula
Let me translate: I’m tryna find me a bitch
And then I’m sucking on her neck while she naked
And then I’m shitting on her
And I’m getting boners from what I’m spitting
Getting blown to smithereens in a Toyota
Getting stoner, Jonas Brothers
Brothers, songs fricken rotisserie how these birds are flipping
A time bomb with a nervous tick
Another murder victim, I flirted with them first
And brrr—stick ‘em, Id burn up if I try to step foot inside a Churchs Chicken
chka Wanna chka make sure any who battle me crawl away
Assault and battery holiday, and just when you’re thinking that’ll be all I say
I’ll start automatically calling names and rattling off fellow rappers so pardon the analogy
But I disappear as quick as Natalee Holloway
It’s my mentality all the way, I’m normally a suicide mission to try dissin
But one thing I never minds getting called Elvis all the time
In the articles that you write which is why I never reply, cause he died shitting
So-a, shitting, Im spitting my infinite supply of written bonafide
Kidding aside, critics take my little white dick in your eyelid like to fuck it
Switch subjects, moving on to the next one its Ch—Chucky
Who wanna play with number one overall, Kid Cudi
A psycho buddy who might go nutty ‘cause he don’t like nobody
His knifes so bloody ‘cause he just sliced somebody
Pull out the Schick Hydro and—
In light of what he just said, this for those who even kinda want it
Cause for this man, I would take a lighter
And light up all of my Lighter money
You can call it pyro money, Hi Rihanna
I mean wait, Hi Tianna, wait, Hi Tatiana, shit
I gotta problem I don’t like, its called fuck a model-itis
Who pussy the tightest?
That’s amazing, sit your ass down
I don’t like the pussy too tight
Get the fuck outta here and have some babies
Vocabulary still ill, the 911 still will
It’s all yellow with the black stripe, Kill Bill
I’m so far ahead of the skills here
Getting ready for my past life
I’m the real deal
Like Holyfield, think you irreplaceable? Bite it
Til I keel over like somebody stuffed roadkill and
Ebola in my bowl of oatmeal, you know the deal
I’m not about to sit and go through the whole spiel
Of how I’m- how I’m cold still like an old closed snowmobile
And no feeling but so jovial
But don’t be one of those who mistake me for a joke, Im so for real
It’s what I told the phony emcee before I broke his will
Drove a drill through his skull to see his soul
Told him when I snap like a photo
He’ll get exposed like a roll of film
Now here he goes again, oh
I’m so trill, I’mma get the hoes again
Like Buffalo Bills bitch, you didn’t put lotion in
The bucket, fuck it, beat the poor little old widow
With throw pillows, soap brillos, finished my goat milk then
Smoke billows I lit up— ah, fuck it!128Embed |
Love You More Lyrics
Still love me? Take this
You ready? One, two, three!
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You dont want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw em at me
I know its sad but its makin me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Cause you love me and I love you more
Its sick, but who could ever predict wed be doin the same shit?
We say we do it for our baby, but we dont
We do it for us, its lust cause neither one
Of us trust each other, so we fuck till we bust
And we cuss each other out, we know what its about, shout
Till I throw you out the house, you throw me out the house
I throw you on the couch, punch you in the mouth
Fist fight til we turn this mother out
Then apologize after, laughter, pain
Its insane, were back in the same chapter again
And its sad, but its true, when Im layin here with you
There aint nothin anyone could ever say or ever do cause—
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You dont want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw em at me
I know its sad, but its makin me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Cause you love me and I love you more
Cause I hate you, do you hate me?
Good, cause youre so fuckin beautiful when youre angry
It makes me wanna just take you and just throw you
On the bed and fuck you like I dont even know you
You fuck other people and I fuck other people
Youre a slut, but Im equal, Im a mutt, were both evil
In our ways, but neither one of us would ever admit it
Cause one of us would have one up on the other, so forget it
We can make accusations, people spread rumors
But they aint got proof, till they do its just the two of us
Its you and me, cause any chick can say that shes screwin me
But you gotta believe me to a degree cause true indeed
If you didnt, I wouldnt be hittin — yeah, I would
Cause the sex is too damn good, if I ran who would I run to
That would be this soft and warm?
So its off and on, usually more off than on
But at least we know that we share this common bond
Youre the only one I can fuck without a condom on
I hope the only reason that I cope is cause of that fact
And plus, I can bust in that, and thats why—
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You dont want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw em at me
I know its sad but its makin me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Cause you love me and I love you more
I can never understand it, thats why I dont try
From junior high until we both die, its silly
Oh, why must we try? Is it really so rough
That we must always call each others Billy Goats Gruff?
Try to pull each others legs until the other begs
Were lyin to ourselves, thats the beauty of it, yeah
Cause we truly love each other, thats why we always fightin
All we do is shove each other every other fuckin night
And its clear it aint gonna change, its pent-up rage
We both have, we both feel like weve been upstaged
By someone else, weve both been someone elses
Someone else, problem is neither one wants help
Its an addiction and it cant be fixed
Our familys mixed up, theres a baby sister in the mix
And it hurts cause the pieces to the puzzle dont fit
And anybody who thinks they know us doesnt know shit
And theyre probably just tired of hearin it all the time
On every song, every lyric in every rhyme
All the hoopla, all of the whoopty-woo
What you put me through, fuckin whoopty-do
But I wont be made a fool of, if this is true love
You wouldnt do what you did last time, you wouldnt screw up
This time, cause this time, girl, Im tellin you what
You do it again, Im fuckin you up no matter what
No matter what you say, or what you do
Imma hunt you down till I find you
No matter where you run, Ill be right there
Right behind you in your nightmares
So I brought you the flowers and the candy
All the times that you threw it back at me
Told me you hate me, you gon hate me more
When you find out you cant escape me, whore
The more you put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
You say you hate me, I just love you more
You dont want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw em at me
I know its sad but its makin me happy
The more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on
Cause you love me, and I love you more51Embed |
Don’t Push Me Lyrics
I need you to pray for me and
I need you to care for me and
I need you to want me to win
I need to know where Im heading cause I know where Ive been
The flow is bone crushing, its nothing, I come up with something
Come through your strip fronting, stunting
Its something you want, 745 chrome spinners
Haters hate that Im winning
Man, Ive been hot from the beginning
Motherfuckers envy the kid, control your jealousy
Cause I cant control my temper, Im finna catch a felony
Pistol in hand, homie, Im down to get it popping
Once I squeeze the first shot you know I aint stopping
Til my clip is empty, Im simply
Not that nigga you should try your luck with or fuck with
Hollow-tip shells struck you with your bones broken, guns smoking, still locing
What nigga, lay your ass down, paramedics get you up feeling
Right now Im on the edge so dont push me
I aim straight for your head so dont push me
Fill your ass up with lead, so dont push me
I got something for your ass, keep thinking Im pussy
Right now Im on the edge so dont push me
I aim straight for your head so dont push me
Fill your ass up with lead, so dont push me
I got something for your ass, keep thinking Im pussy
I done lost my bigger nigga and I didnt cry
Too young to understand the consequences of a man
Living a lie, I gotta get that money
Ill be damned if Im bummy
Gotta watch my back around these niggas cause they funny
20 years of watching my mama tears got me heated, heavily weeded
Smoking that bong cause I need it
These niggas dont want me balling, they want me buried
Bogged in the dirt from shots flurried
Laying with bugs under my shirt
I got plans to hop up in that Hummer
Cause Im a stunner, I sit back and wonder
When them angels gonna call my number
Under my chest is a heart of a lion
I aint lying, bounty hunters got me flying
With my iron, high as a giant
Im running from nothing, my stomach is touching what Im clutching
To give you more than a concussion, end of discussion
My blood is colder so Im bolder
Hennessy and soda, hood on my shoulder
Look in the mirror, I see a soldier
Right now Im on the edge so dont push me
I aim straight for your head so dont push me
Fill your ass up with lead, so dont push me
I got something for your ass, keep thinking Im pussy
Right now Im on the edge so dont push me
I aim straight for your head so dont push me
Fill your ass up with lead, so dont push me
I got something for your ass, keep thinking Im pussy
These are my ideas, this is my sweat and tears
This is shit that I saw with my eyeballs, my ears
This is me, whos gotta be what you see on TV
What you hear on CD, what appears easy
Man these teenie boppers see me on these magazine covers
In these beanies and these rags living fantasies
Fronting like its all fun and games til they shoot em up bang
And you see your brains hang and you see we aint playing
Aint saying we aint laying down at night and aint praying
I bullied my way in this game, man, Im done playing
Man, Im done saying that Im done playing
Ima start laying into these motherfucking cocksuckers
Theres no way Ima back down like a god damn coward
I cant, how would I look as a man bowing to his knees?
Like the mad cow disease, let somebody lash out at me
And not lash back out at em, please
Oh, whoa, yo, ho, hold up, oh no, not me, not Marshall
You wanna see Marshall? Ill show you martial
I try to show you art, but you just pick it apart
So I see I have to start, showing you fucking old farts
A whole nother side I wanted to not show you
So you know youre not dealing with some fucking marshmallow
Little soft yellow, punk pussy, whose hearts Jell-O cause
Right now Im on the edge so dont push me
I aim straight for your head so dont push me
Fill your ass up with lead, so dont push me
I got something for your ass, keep thinking Im pussy
Right now Im on the edge so dont push me
I aim straight for your head so dont push me
Fill your ass up with lead, so dont push me
I got something for your ass, keep thinking Im pussy
Shady Aftermath, nigga, G-Unit
Rap juggernauts of this shit, we taking over50Embed |
Puke Lyrics
Eminem pukes into the toilet
Eminem hocks and spits into the toilet
Toilet flush
There I go, thinking of you again
You dont know how sick you make me
You make me fucking sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you I puke
You must just not kno-o-o-o-o-o-ow
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you I puke
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem
But off of the dome would probably be a little more
More suitable for this type of song, whoa
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of
Sixteen bars just aint enough to put some ink to
So fuck it, Ima start right here, Ill just be brief, Im
Bout to rattle off some of the reasons
I knew I shouldnt go and get another tattoo
Of you on my arm, but what do I go and do?
I go and get another one, now I got two
Now Im sitting here with your name on my skin
I cant believe I went and did this stupid shit again
My next girlfriend, now her names gotta be Kim
If you only knew how much I hated you
For every motherfucking thing youve ever put us through
Then I wouldnt be standing here crying over you
You dont know how sick you make me
You make me fucking sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you I puke
You must just not kno-o-o-o-o-o-ow
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you I puke
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would probably be a little better
Instead of a letter that youd probably just shred up, yeah
I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of
How much of a waste itd be for me to put some ink to, a stupid piece of
Paper, Id rather let you see how
Much I fucking hate you in a freestyle
Youre a fucking cokehead slut, I hope you fucking die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your fucking guts, you fucking slut, I hope you die
But please dont get me wrong, Im not bitter or mad
Its not that I still love you, its not cause I want you back
Its just that when I think of you it makes me wanna yack
But what else can I do? I havent got a clue
Now I guess Ill just move on, I have no choice but to
But every time I think of you now all I wanna do is pu-u-u-u-u-u-uke
You dont know how sick you make me
You make me fucking sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you I puke
You must just not kno-o-o-o-o-o-ow
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you I puke
Eminem pukes into the toilet
Eminem hocks and spits into the toilet
Toilet flush
Eminem burps
Ah, damn!
Fucking bitch43Embed |
Right for Me Lyrics
I feel phenomenal as usual
Pharmaceuticals, glue sniffin, pools of vomit at Bonnaroo
But I dont know if Im in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston
In the corner tryin to seek solitude
Shallow but such a hollow dude
I wont even swallow solid food
Alcoholic too, plus Im on lean like the Tower of Pisa
Top it off Im on mushrooms, so fuck all of you!
Roses are violet, mollies are blue
Lost in a ball of confusion, its all an illusion
Its probably the shrooms Im on
‘Cause I think I started hallucinating, ‘cause I just thought I heard Jay Electronica and Odd Futures new shit
And all I could do was follow the music
And end up with Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza
Fillin water balloons with nail-polish remover
Just to pop em and wallow in fumes
I feel uptight, I gotta get looser
After I finish polishing off this bottle of booze I got a solution
Concentrated like orange juice, so Im not as deluded
‘Cause all this delusion got me seein shit
Excusez-moi, but that hoochie that passed
You see her ass? Wouldnt make her my main squeeze
Butt juicier, ass, it belongs in a juicer
Its mouth-waterin too
So I walked over to her, like, “I’m Marshall
Wanna try to meet my standards? Ill introduce ya
Oh, Im a misogynist too, but Im not a masseuse
But my attitude is rubbin off on the youth, uh!
Chronic abuser, and I dont mean a user of marijuana
I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of you losers
Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a Ruger, a Glock, and a nuke
And a Rottweiler too, and Im not in the mood, so
When I say Im bringing the TEC out
Im not coming to repair your fuckin electronic computers
God, Im gonna puke, Im so gone off the hookah
I think I swallowed a loofah
Im tore up, demolished, Im fuckin stoned like Oliver
Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her
The thoughts I produce are loony tunes
The box of reusable latex gloves and the socks and the shoes
That were placed next to Veronicas boobs
And the paycheck stubs that were stuffed in the glove box
In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues
The girl was just not the one suitable for him
Right for me, change me
Rearrange my head to be
Just right for you and me
Don’t laugh, please listen to me
Thought I’d give in to the pressure
Collapse and crumble perhaps, relapsing under that
Well, thats a bunch of crap
In the clutch, Im the Captain Crunch of rap
And Im sick of acting humble, thats enough of that
Fuck that shit, cut the sack
Like its a natural reaction
Thats why Im actually trapped in this shoving match
‘Cause push keeps coming to that
I can keep getting my ass kicked and coming back
Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit, still mad
Disgruntled, had some struggles, yeah
But that passion and hungers back
What a fantastic juggling act!
And the way I flip my tongue on the track
Its like verbal acrobatics, but in fact
Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic
I fuckin crashed my hovercraft
After I strapped a duffel bag to my back
And stuffed a massive punchin bag in it
And an elastic bungee strap, rubber, plaster, a thumb tack
And a piece of plastic bubble wrap
Went spastic and fuckin snapped
Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid
Stumbled back, recovered, back flipped
And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat
And for my last trick, lunge on back
Latch on a NASA shuttle flap, fuckin snap the rudder in half
Chuckled and laughed, utter my last rebuttal
And just as Im to come crashin
I grab my Go-Go-Gadget inflatable gigantic humongous mattress and ceramic construction hat
Rub my magic mushroom tat
For luck, then splat, get up from that
Face taped to a waste paper basket
Throw up, then gasp, lungs collapsed
And thats more likely than finding someone thats…
Right for me, change me
Rearrange my head to be
Just right for you and me
Don’t laugh, please listen to me
Couple of shots of Jäger
Public intoxication, dis-fuckin-combobulation
Flooded with thoughts of anger
While I was away I know probably some of you got to thinkin
Youre top ten, aint cha?
Stop it, you fuckers are talkin crazy
And stop interrupting, youre not even up in that conversation
Whether youre punchin a clock or famous
Underground, pop, or nameless
Whatever your job is, I give a fuck whats your occupation
Youre thinkin just ‘cause you came in with scrubs
And you brought the scalpel and sponge
The oxygen tank and the suction and shot the brain surgeon
Stuck in the operating room
Once you done swapped your name with him
Smuggled in Ronald Reagan
If you dug him up; Donald Fagen
While juggling waffles, bacon
A fuckin McDonalds egg and cheese sausage bagel finagled it
Flung it across the table
Then bump it and knock it shake it
Jumped and got in the way, then disrupted my concentration
I said fuck it and lost my patience
They all woke up from sedation
Aint none of you Dr. Dre, so then what is it got you thinkin
You can fuck with this operation?!
Still running hip-hop amazin
Im still pluggin along
No need for an assumption, heres confirmation
Im up for the long duration
Im just looking for something to walk away with
Some pocket change and a little integrity
Though Ill probably be jumpin across the stage
Til Im fuckin Madonnas age and
Stuck in an awkward place in my life
But I shit you not like Im plugged up with constipation
That day will come
Before I finally stumble upon some lady that’s…
Right for me, change me
Rearrange my head to be
Just right for you and me
Don’t laugh, please listen to me99Embed |
High All the Time Lyrics
Hey, you wanna hit this shit?
Its that green tongue, Cali bud
I dont need Dom Perignon, I dont need Cris
Tanqueray and Alizé, I dont need shit
Nigga, Im high all the time
I stay high all the time
Give me some dro, purple haze and some chocolate
Give me a dutch and a lighter, Ill spark shit
And stay high all the time
Im high all the time
Every time I roll up, niggas holla, Roll up!
Then I tell em hold up, you aint getting money
You aint smoking in my Benzo, 20 inch Lorenzos
Smoking on indo, high as a motherfucker
I be on them backstreets, niggas know I clap heat
Only if you got beef, man, you better holla at me
Niggas get locked up, stabbed up, shot up
Every time I pop up, a lot going on in my hood
I shoot the dice, I holla get em girls, Daddy need new shoes
Daddy need Pirellis to look mean on 22s
Stash box, Xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone
Bulletproof this bitch and Im gone
2003 Suburban swerving, too many sips of Henny
The Ds sick, they searched the whip and they cant find the semis
They was just harassing me cause they know who I was
Spent the night in Central Booking for smoking some bud
I dont need Dom Perignon, I dont need Cris
Tanqueray and Alizé, I dont need shit
Nigga, Im high all the time
I stay high all the time
Give me some dro, purple haze and some chocolate
Give me a dutch and a lighter, Ill spark shit
And stay high all the time
Im high all the time
Now if you heard I done started some shit
It aint because I be high
And if you heard I done let off a clip
It aint because I be high
But I twist that lye, lye-lye-lye
I get high as I wanna, nigga
Go against me, for sure, yous a goner, nigga
I dont smoke to calm my nerves, but I got beef
Finna crush my enemies like I crush the hashish
If you love me, tell me you love me, dont stare at me, man
Id hate to be in the pen for clapping one of my fans
Now let me show you how to greet me
When you meet me, when you see me
If you real, my nigga, you know how to holla G-Unit!
Theres no competition, its just me
50 Cent, motherfucker, Im hot on these streets
If David could go against Goliath with a stone
I could go at Nas and Jigga, both for the throne
I dont need Dom Perignon, I dont need Cris
Tanqueray and Alizé, I dont need shit
Nigga, Im high all the time
I stay high all the time
Give me some dro, purple haze and some chocolate
Give me a dutch and a lighter, Ill spark shit
And stay high all the time
Im high all the time
Now, who you know besides me
Who write lines and squeeze nines
And have hoes in the hood sniffing on white lines?
You dont want me to be your kids role model
Ill teach them how to buck them .380s and load up them hollows
Have shorty fresh off the stoop, ready to shoot
Big blunt in his mouth, deuce-deuce in his boot
Sit in the crib sipping Guinness watching Menace, then oh Lord
Have a young nigga bucking shit like he O-Dog
My team, they depend on me when its crunch time
I eat a nigga food in broad day like its lunchtime
You feeling brave, nigga? Go ahead, get gully
See if I wont leave your brains leaking up out your skully
I done made myself hot, so aint shit you can tell me
Now niggas calling me to feature, man, fuck your money
I aint hurting, Im aight, nigga, Im doing good
I aint got to write rhymes, I got bricks in the hood
I dont need Dom Perignon, I dont need Cris
Tanqueray and Alizé, I dont need shit
Nigga, Im high all the time
I stay high all the time
Give me some dro, purple haze and some chocolate
Give me a dutch and a lighter, Ill spark shit
And stay high all the time
Im high all the time
G-Unit, are you ready? G-Unit, are you ready?
G-Unit, are you ready?
Nigga, ready or not, here I come, come, come22Embed |
Numb Lyrics
Ecstasy in the air
I dont care
Cant tell me nothing
Im impaired
No worse for wear
Cause Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
(Let the champagne splash, let that man get cash
Let that man get past, let that man get cash)
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
(Let the champagne splash, let that man get cash
Let that man get past, let that man get cash)
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going
Cant you see?
Aint it clear
I dont care
Get closer to me
If you dare
I double dare
Cause Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
(Let the champagne splash, let that man get cash
Let that man get past, let that man get cash)
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
(Let the champagne splash, let that man get cash
Let that man get past, let that man get cash)
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going
Im plastered
Look me in my
Do I look high?
I love the way you lie girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come here dear
Im tryna get closer to you
Im motionin you to pull over, boo
Im the siren that you hear
Im the butt police and Im lookin at your rear, rear, rear
But odds are Ima end up in the back of a squad car
By the end of tonight, Im a rock star
Get your wind up, its attack of the oddball
Homie can you show me where the gosh darn bath salts are
Cause Im sick of sniffin asphalt
Every thought scarred got my pants off at the crosswalk
In suspenders and I cant feel my lips cause—
Cause Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
(Let the champagne splash, let that man get cash
Let that man get past, let that man get cash)
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going numb
(Let the champagne splash, let that man get cash
Let that man get past, let that man get cash)
Im going numb, Im going numb
Im going numb, Im going38Embed |
Revenge Lyrics
Mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm
Like Leo in The Revenant
Abel in that Bible bit
Revenge is sweet, isnt it?
Really, really hope for it
I know that it wont fix a thing
A song like this that I could sing for you
All the feels you make me do
A nightmare fuckin comin true
I wish I was a lawyer
I would sue you
Sue you, take your dog
Take your house, take your shoes
Take your heart
And now here comes that singin part
Im daydreamin
Let me count the ways
How Ill get you
Or how Ill make you pay
Babe, Im hurtin
And now youll feel the same
Thats my plan , thats my plan, thats my plan
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
Now heres where girlfriends come in hand
Especially those that understand
Crimes a crime, but listen, man
Really cannot give a damn
Weve all been through this kind of thing
Say the word, we make it sting for him
He cant just get away with it
Eye for eye, you piece of sh—
You treat us like a garbage pit
Let me at him, wait for it
Wait for it, wait for it
Heres that singin part again
Im daydreamin
Let me count the ways
How Ill get you
Or how Ill make you pay
Babe, Im hurtin
And now youll feel the same
Thats my plan, thats my plan, thats my plan
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
Well, in the beginning we
Felt like we was meant to be
I fell for you and skinned my knee
But hell, with any injury
Eventually youll get up gingerly
Feels like itll take a century
To heal, but just know that I will
But fuck tryna make amends
Id rather take revenge
Youre stickin safety pins inside my atrium
Your day begins at 8 p.m.
You hit the ATM
In my Mercedes Benz
With all your lady
Friends—whores!
Hit the club and you go out
Dont know a sum, cause when I calculate
The times you cheated
And I total up all the amounts
It doesnt add up
Cause you say that just givin out your number doesnt count
Get it?
Then see me with someone new
Get mad and flip it, look how bad you spin it
First you turn your back on me
Then tell me that I stabbed you in it?!
Stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it
Stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it
Slut!
So when youre driving
Driving to his house
And you pass me
While Im drivin to hers
Just remember
You cheated on me first
Youre a whore, youre a whore
This is war
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
Fuck yeah!
Fuck no!57Embed |
Music Box Lyrics
Yeah
Yeah, girl
Can you hear that? Its playing our song
Are you sleepy? Take a nap
Youre not afraid of the dark, are you?
You hear the beat as it makes ya not want to go to sleep
I knock on Dakotas door; its locked, so I go to creep
Round the back with binoculars, not cause I wanna peep
But because Im hungry, she smells like tacos, I wanna eat
Visions of hot chocolaty marshmallows, all so sweet
With sugar plums; oh, look
Here comes Marshall, hes on your street
Hes placing hot, smoldering charcoals beneath your feet
Now walk on em; hes dancing with carcasses cheek to cheek
Like a Thanksgiving turkey, a holiday ham
Cinnamon sprinkled on toast, strawberry marmalade jam
Flavor my favorite graham crackers with JonBenét Rams
I guess a modern-day Jack the Ripper is all that I am
Cause when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep
But I can hear you, my love, you keep calling me
Although were worlds apart, you mean the world to me
So once you call, I come, I will answer
Cause when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep
I hear my music box playing a song for me
So wont you twirl around and do a whirl for me?
And would you be my private little dancer?
I almost look comatose; who wants to be sober? Gross
I foam like a Doberman, mouth open, I overdose
Put coke up my nostrils in both my holes, then I plug my nose
My pupils quadruple in size, eyes are so bugged, I know
I put on my mothers makeup, get naked and run around
Wavin the gun around, I think Im down to a hundred pounds
Theres thunder, I wonder how come it rains, but the sun is out?
The devils upset with his wife, they must be sluggin it out
I must be buggin the fuck out, but what the fuck about?
Voices are leading me up to the attic, I love my house
They pull and they tug my blouse, the sound of a music box
Comes from inside a toy chest, but what do I do? Its locked
I pick it and open it, but its stuffed full of human parts
I dig til I find it, I wind it up, and the tune just starts
Its playing a song, so beautiful, and the room is dark
The moon is full, I smell a funeral, guess Ill loom in the park
Cause when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep
But I can hear you, my love, you keep calling me
Although were worlds apart, you mean the world to me
So once you call, I come, I will answer
Cause when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep
I hear my music box playing a song for me
So wont you twirl around and do a whirl for me?
And would you be my private little dancer?
Im fixated on asphyxiatin and breakin
This little chicks neck like a Pixy Stick
The sick, Satan-worshippin bitches get horse whippings
Im in the back, through the back door slippin
Through the crack, leavin the corpse drippin
The mortician of love, sent from above
Forced entry, the more wenchy the more stingy I become
Been doing this for more than a quarter-century, Im just numb
Am I dreaming, is it real? Someone pinch me on the buns
The time has come to tie her up, gotta roll me the ladder
Ive had enough of the chatter
Climb up to the window, look at her
Then climb in slow to shatter her brain matter and batter her
With a bat; a matter of fact, that will splatter her
But before I do that, Ill have a chat to flatter her
Give her two compliments back to back, like Tabitha
Im your secret admirer, Im back to ravish ya
So strong is your fight, but youre no match for Dracula
Prolonging her plight as I go back to stabbin her
Dismember her limbs, simple as that: cadaver her
Zoom in with the lens, then pan back the camera
Stand back, cause here comes your man Jack, so Pamela
Cause when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep
But I can hear you, my love, you keep calling me
Although were worlds apart, you mean the world to me
So once you call, I come, I will answer
Cause when the lights are off, I see the girls asleep
I hear my music box playing a song for me
So wont you twirl around and do a whirl for me?
And would you be my private little dancer?67Embed |
One Shot 2 Shot Lyricsgunshots and crowd hollering
I told yall motherfuckers I was coming back
What now, nigga? What now? What? Brewster Projects, nigga
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, musics off, party stops
Everybody hit the door, somebodys licking shots off
Securitys gone, Im trapped in the club
And Im trying to run and get my motherfucking gun
Nigga, fuck my wife
Im trying to run and save my motherfucking life
Oh, shit! The shooters coming
Bitches hollering, niggas running
People, shot all over the floor
And Im trying to make it to the Saint Andrews door
...Thats the sound of the Glock
Even DJ House Shoes fucked around and got shot
I done messed around, and forgot my TEC
I dont see nobody, but Fatt Father and Hex
These niggas is tripping
Im trying to slip through the exit and get to where my car is at
Bitches screaming everywhere and niggas is wylin
Two minutes ago, we was all joking and smiling
This chick is clinging on to me, sobbing and sighing
Saying she didnt mean to diss me earlier, and she crying
But its real and its on and caps is getting peeled
So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield and
She got hit, and now shes yelling
I told her Id be right back and the dumb bitch believed me!
I squeezed through the back door and made my escape
I ran and got my .38, I hope its not too late!
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, musics off, party stops
Everybody hit the door, somebodys licking shots off
Im on 7 Mile...what the fuck was that?
Damn, somebody hit me from the back!
With a gat, nigga, and my tire flat
And I just hit a pole, them niggas some hoes
I dont know, but I can tell you what they drove
It was a black Mitsubishi
Man! And I was on my way there
Believe me, Im leaving a carcass today
And Ima park my car and walk the rest of the way
Im in the mood to strut, my AK aint even tucked
Ima meet you at the club, we gon fuck these hoes up!
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, musics off, party stops
Everybody hit the door, somebodys licking shots off
I never seen no shit like this in my life before
People are still camped out from the night before
Sleeping outside the door, waiting in line still
Trying to get inside the club to see D12 perform
The fire marshals know the venues too small
People are wall to wall, three-thousand and some odd
Fans and some cum-wad from out the parking lot
Gets in an argument over a parking spot
Decides to pull his gun out and lets a few of them off
Missed who hes aiming for, six feet away’s the door
Into St. Andrews Hall, now the strays flying all over the place
Grazed one bitch in the face
Another one of em came through the wall
Before anyone could even hear the first shot go off
Im posted up at the bar, having a Mazel Tov
Bullet whizzed right by my ear, damn near shot it off
Thank God Im alive, I gotta find Denaun
And where the fuck is Von? He usually tucks one on him
Wait a minute, I think I just saw Bizarre
Nah, I guess not, what the fuck? Oh my God, it was!
I never saw him run so fast in my life
Look at him hauling ass, I think he left his wife
There she is, on the ground, being trampled
I go to grab her up by the damn hand, but I cant pull her
God damn, there just went another damn bullet
Im hit, my vest is barely able to handle it
Its too thin, if I get hit again, I cant do it
I scoop Dee, follow Bizarres path, ran through it and
Made it to the front door and collapsed
On the steps, looked up, and I seen Swift shooting it out
But I cant see who hes shooting it out with
But Denauns right behind him, squeezing his four-fifth
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, musics off, party stops
Everybody hit the door, somebodys licking shots off
Yo, its Friday night, came to this bitch right
Big ass on my left hand, Desert Eagle in my right
I aint come in this bitch to party, I came in this bitch to fight
Although, I cant stay here to fight, cause Im popping niggas tonight
Thats right, bitches, Im drunk with revenge
Shot a bouncer in the neck for trying to check when I get in
Swift told me to meet him here, so its clear that the schmuck
That shot out the back of his truck is up in this motherfucker
So one shot for the money, two is to stop the show
The thirds for the bartender
I just wanna know who driving the black Mitsubishi?
He tried to run, so Proof shot him in the knee with a three-piece
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots
All I hear is gunshots, this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop, hit the floor, musics off, party stops
Everybody hit the door, somebodys licking shots off29Embed |
Favorite Bitch Lyrics
Nah, for real, you know what Im sayin? Like
Like musics my first love, right?
But what it turned into is like
You know, these, these cats got it now, she just like a ho
You know what I mean?
Its not real
Switched it up, then everybody—
Done changed the shit on that damn—
Yeah, everybody done ran through it
Mumble rappin
Aint no more substance in shit
Right, right
They dont treat it the way it needs to be treated
I kinda want that old thing back
Yeah, I was young, I was hungry
I was chasin the bag at twenty-one, I was lucky
To find an unеaten fucking honeybun I forgot about
Now I got money fallin out, fiftiеs, hundreds, and twenties
And I know nothing is funny bout the Manchester bombing
But we got something in common , both of us are alarming
Foul, disgusting, and awful , so repugnant and ugly
I could give the Boston Marathon a run for its money, yeah
And you could say Im a little bit immature
But this type of literature got me a little richer
But I get insecure when them other dudes hit on you, girl
Youre letting em fiddle with your clitoris
Remember you were my fucking—
You used to be my favorite, bitch
Thingsll never be the same, aint it funny how you changed
Up and flipped the script?
You done let a bunch of lames fall through and go plain
That I cant permit
You aint have to do it like that, told you Id be right back
Look what you did, I need a new chick
Like the music, I have to bounce on my favorite, bitch
Always hated my smile
Mama told me its goofy
Id get picked on at school
Come home and shed school me
She never sugarcoated it to me
She said if I wasnt so stupid and ugly, I wouldnt always get bullied
I think of my struggles and get emotional
Could be cause how behind the eight-ball and far in the hole that they put me
Now Im on a roll like a Tootsie
Im just trollin you pussies
But Im like a stroller cause youll see just how I roll if you push me
But thats what I do this music for
When I was goin through some of the hardest times, I drew from her
But shes like the devil cause I just cant let loose of her
Cause the thought of losin her makes me wanna just let loose on her
Then I hit the studio, tryna rendezvous with her
Tell her, Its a butt-dial girl, yeah, booty call
Thats how it used to be, cause you and me, we ruled the world
And we made Curtis blow
Fuck, I miss them days
You used to be my favorite, bitch
Thingsll never be the same, aint it funny how you changed
Up and flipped the script?
You done let a bunch of lames fall through and go plain
That I cant permit
You aint have to do it like that, told you Id be right back
Look what you did, I need a new chick
Like the music, I have to bounce on my favorite, bitch
You fuckin leavin me, bitch?
I dont think so, sit your motherfuckin ass down
I swear to God, you run to that door
Ima put one in the back of your fuckin head
Now Ima ask you this one time
And your answer better be Yes
Would you marry me again
Now that everything has changed?
Itll never be the same
As the era whence we came
From Nas to Pac, Ra , Eric B. and Kane
But I know a few from this era that are lyrically insane
And although most are never gonna hit the level Cole or Weezy at
Or be emotionally attached to Yo! MTV Raps
Runnin home from school to catch an episode, the feeling that
It gave you to rip the plastic off the tape youre holdin
Peel it back, yeah, tear it off, and play it
And swear to God, four oclock
Wed crowd around the TV, Butter in his underwear and socks
When Naunie was Kon Artis and Proof had his hair in locs
Yeah, back when Flavor Flav had us wearin clocks
Back with Ed Lover
And there was two Dr. Dres, thats a paradox
But I never thought Id get so jealous
At the thought of letting you go psychologically
Its gonna bother me, my eyes are already watery
Part of me dont wanna stop til I get you back
If I gotta put the work in and tell you Im never givin this up
Other part wants to tell you just to get fucked
Go back to whatever dick that you sucked
Get back together with them, you slut
Givin up the vagina like a trip to the gynecologist
When I helped you become bigger than you were
But I guess that it slipped your mind, you must be biding your time
Looking for someone to come along thatll make you feel like I did back when you were mine, huh?
But truthfully, it was never really you and me exclusively
And theres too many new MCs you can choose between
But no matter how many motherfuckers ran through it, they cant do it like me
But I cant keep burnin the candle at both ends
And I cant handle it when I leave and you find another one
Now I gotta take this beat and dismantle it
I wont grieve when I kill you
But if I cant have you, bitch, nobody can
Cant believe I used to be your favorite, bitch52Embed |
Encore / Curtains Down Lyrics
Sh-sh-sh, Shady! Aftermath! Haha!
G-G-G-G, G-Unit! Haha!
’Cause we came here to set this party off right
Let’s bounce tonight
And if they don’t let us in through the front
We’ll come through the side
’Cause I don’t ever wanna leave the game
Without at least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
Get your ass up for the doctor, one more time
Get your ass up for the doctor, come on now
Here we go, cliff hanger, it’s another club banger
Got ya hangin’ on the edge of your seat, get on down
Time’s up, game’s over, you lose, I win
’Bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here
Oh yeah, new year, next phase, begin
Look who’s got you goin’ crazy again
I’m a trend, I set one every time I’m in
I go out, and just come back full circle again
You a fad, that means you something that we already had
But once you’re gone, you don’t come back
Too bad, you’re off the map now, radar can’t even find you
We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you
You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you
We walk around, just playin’ the violin behind you
Enough with all the pissin’ and moanin’, whining and bitchin’
Sit and observe, listen, you’ll learn if you pay attention
Why 10 multi-platinum albums later, three diamond
Worldwide, we’re on the charts with a bullet, and still climbin’
’Cause we came here to set this party off right
Let’s bounce tonight
And if they don’t let us in through the front
We’ll come through the side
’Cause I don’t ever wanna leave the game
Without at least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
When Dr. Dre says crunk, you will get it crunk
Get it crunk! Crunk! Crunk! Crunk!
And when 50 Cent says jump, you get on one foot, and jump
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it
I don’t gotta promote it, for you to know that Doc is off the benches
We keep the party rockin’ off the hinges
We ain’t showin’ off, we just going off popular consensus
But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk
Doc is all washed up, knock it off, who the fuck is Doc impressin’?
Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression
You must be on the cock of Doc, ’cause Doc left you all guessin’
So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record
We gon’ have this motherfucker hoppin’ in a second
That’s why we always save the best cut last
To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass
’Cause we done swam with the sharks, wrestled with alligators
Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers
Whom if it wasn’t for rap to bridge the gap may be raised to be racist
Who may have never got to see our faces
Graced the cover of Rolling Stone pages
Broke down barriers of language and races
Just call on the caped crusaders and leave it to me and Dre
To pass the mic and we can play the
Back and forth all day like the hot potato game
That’s why we came to…
’Cause we came here to set this party off right
Let’s bounce tonight
And if they don’t let us in through the front
We’ll come through the side
’Cause I don’t ever wanna leave the game
Without at least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
50 Cent, come on!
Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do
We make the club jump everywhere we go
It’s no secret, everybody know
When Dre’s involved, there’s plenty of money involved
And plenty honey’s involved and sunny Sundays and palm trees
Cali, everyday is just another party
From the valleys all the way to them 8 Mile alleys
Let’s rally, hands up for the grand finale
Now raise up out your seat, Dre’s about to speak
Blaze a pound of weed six days up out the week
You can catch me in the studio, bangin’ out the beats to
Provide you with the heat that keep blazing out your speakers
So never say never ’cause Shady, Aftermath together
Along with G-Unit Records presents the return of the
The Doc and Shady, no one can do it better
We tear the club up and leave without a shred of evidence that a…
We came here to set this party off right
Let’s bounce tonight
And if they don’t let us in through the front
We’ll come through the side
’Cause I don’t ever wanna leave the game
Without at least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
Yeah, haha! Still Aftermath, 2006! And don’t worry about that Detox album, it’s comin’… We gon’ make Dre do it! Haha! 50 Cent, G-Unit, Obie Trice, D-Twizzy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre! We ain’t leaving, let’s go, haha! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming out! Peace!
People chanting Eminem’s name
Eminem Leaves
Slim Shadys Footsteps
Oh shit! I almost forgot…
Girl screams as Shady pulls out a gun
You’re coming with me!
Eminem cocks the gun and starts shooting at the audience
People start to scream terrified and run
Gunshots and shouting
Ha ha ha. Bye, bye!
Eminem shoots himself
See you in hell, fuckers!30Embed |
American You Lyrics
Man, you got it all worked out
Dont you? Old pair of shoes
Never wear your heart on your sleeve
Cause it dont go with the suit
You got a bad, bad woman with a young little pretty face
They told you not to go get married
But you went and did it anyway
Singin, oh sweet sounds of American you
Never miss a Sunday service, never got tattoos
Every time we drive by wavin, I see right through
Doo doo doo doo doo doo, fuck you too
Mama said steer clear of the devil
So you never played in the road
Always lookin on the bright side
So you never see the potholes
You got a house on a hill
Big news, thats a big deal
Big party with your big time friends
Man, imagine how that feels
Singin, oh sweet sounds of American you
Never miss a Sunday service, never got tattoos
Every time we drive by wavin, I see right through
Doo doo doo doo doo doo, fuck you too
Doo doo doo doo doo doo, fuck you too
I believe in the modest dream, aint lookin for a pot of gold
A 6 pack and some good marijuana, I can watch my mama roll
I believe I could buy a few things like a house with a nice pool
Invite my nobody friends to the party and we’ll pee in it, fuck you
You got a blue-collar father who drinks Budweiser out the bottle
20 dollars, an old Impala, a babys mama
You work hard, you dont beg, you dont borrow
Night at the factory, daytime job at McDonalds
Your daddy told you that girl was nothin but a problem
But you fell in love cause to you she was like a supermodel
And they told you not to go get married
But you went and did it anyway
It aint no problem
You make somethin out of nothin, you make money for a livin
Pushin buttons, diggin ditches, flippin burgers in the kitchen
With the vision, youve been dreamin, youve been savin
Youve been given nothin but shit
But you take it cause youre patient in this prison
Fuck everybody dissin, it aint them whos gotta live in this skin
With all these tattoos that you got that fuckin offends them
If its you that Im speakin to, you must be my extension
I take my drink up and sip it, take my hat off and tip it
Slumerican
Oh sweet sounds of American you
Never miss a Sunday service, never got tattoos
Every time we drive by wavin, I see right through
Doo doo doo doo doo doo, fuck you too
Doo doo doo doo doo doo, fuck you too93Embed |
Evil Deeds Lyrics
Lord, please forgive me for what I do
For I know not what Ive done
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mothers evil seed and do these evil deeds
Momma had a baby and its head popped off
Head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off
But Momma dont want me, the next thing I know, Im gettin dropped off
Gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off
Ring-ring-ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors, on their front porch
Their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch
But they didnt want me neither, so they left me on someone elses lawn
Elses lawn, elses lawn, elses lawn
Til somebody finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle, Edna and Charles
Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, they were the ones who were left in charge
My elementary, theyd gang up on me and sing this song
Sing this song, sing this song, sing this song, sing this song
It went a little something like
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Momma why do they keep sayin this? I just dont understand, understand
And by the way, wheres my dad?
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mothers evil seed and do these evil deeds
Predominantly, predominantly, everythings always predominantly
Predominantly-white, predominantly black. Well, what about me?
Where does that leave me? Well, I guess that Im between predominantly both of em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again, Ima scream
While Im projectile vomitin; what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that Im kiddin? What do I look like, some kinda idi...
Wait a minute, shit, dont answer that; why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so much bullshit? Its such bullshit, its tush mull bish
Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again whinin about his millions
And his mansion and his sorrow hes always drownin in
And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife, how they go at it
Man, Id hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it
I cant imagine it. That little rich, poor, white bastard
Needs to take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it
Man, if I only had half of it
Shit, if you only knew the half of it...
Haha
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mothers evil seed and do these evil deeds
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons
I never had any of this shit planned, Mom, please believe
I dont wanna be Satans spawn
Never got the chance to say Im sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Claus, why are you not comin this year again?
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?
Everything could have been so perfect
But life aint a fairytale. Im about to be hoisted up in the air
Forty feet below me theres people everywhere
I dont even know but who feel like they know me cause Im in this ferris wheel
And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round
Here we go now, do-si-do now, curtains up, the show must go now
Ring-around-the-rosie, the shows over, you can all go home now
But the curtain just dont close for me, this aint how fame was supposed to be
Wheres the switch I could just turn off-and-on? This aint what I chose to be
So please, God, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on
Til I pass 50 back the baton, the cameras on, my soul is gone
Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mothers evil seed and do these evil deeds
I said, Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mothers evil seed and do these evil deeds
Oh!
Last one, baby, lets go
Last one, baby, lets go
Detroit!53Embed |
My Fault Lyrics
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now youre sittin in the corner, crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now youre sittin in the corner, crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I went to Johns rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan, an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
Who love booze and alternative music
Told me she was going back into usin again
I said, Wait, first try this hallucinogen
Its better than heroin, Henn, the booze and the gin
Cmere, lets go in here, whos in the den?
Its me and Kelly!
My bad
Lets try another room
I dont trust you
Shut up, slut, chew up this mushroom
Thisll help you get in touch with your roots
Well get barefoot, butt-naked, and run in the woods
Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab
Oh dag
I aint mean for you to eat the whole bag
Huh?
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now youre sittin in the corner, crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now youre sittin in the corner, crying
And now its my fault, my fault
Yo, Sue
Get away from me, I dont know you
Oh shoot, shes trippin
I need to go puke
I wasnt tryna turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop crying, I dont hate ya
The worlds not against you, Im sorry your father raped ya
So what you had your little coochie in your dads mouth?
That aint no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said, Help me, I think Im havin a seizure
I said, Im high too, bitch, quit grabbin my T-shirt
Would you calm down? Youre startin to scare me
She said, Im 26 years old and Im not married
I dont even have any kids and I cant cook
Im over here, Sue
Youre talking to the plant, look
We need to get to a hospital fore its too late
Cause I never seen no one eat as many shrooms as you ate
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now youre sittin in the corner, crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now youre sittin in the corner, crying
And now its my fault, my fault
Susan, wait, where you goin? You better be careful
Leave me alone, dad, Im sick of gettin my hair pulled
Im not your dad, quit trying to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors
Fore you do something dumb
Ill be right back, just chill, baby, please?
I gotta go find Dave, hes the one who gave me these
John, wheres Dave at? Before I bash you
Hes in the bathroom, I think hes takin a crap, dude
Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
Theres a girl upstairs talking to plants, choppin her hair off
And theres only two days left of Spring Break
How long do these things take to wear off?
Well, it depends on how many you had
I took three, she ate the other 22 caps
Now shes upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinking Lysol
Shes gonna die, dude
I know and its my fault
Oh my God
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now youre sittin in the corner, crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now youre sittin in the corner, crying
And now its my fault, my fault
My God, Im so sorry, Im so sorry
Susan, please wake up, please
Please wake up, what are you doing?!
Youre not dead, youre not dead
I know youre not dead
Wake up, Susan, wake up
Oh my God32Embed |
How Come Lyrics
So I changed, huh?
You got a phone
Pick it up, call me
How come we dont even talk no more?
And you dont even call no more?
We dont barely keep in touch at all
And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more
And I heard it through the grapevine, we even beefing now
After all the years weve been down
Aint no way, no how, this bullshit cant be true
We family, aint a damn thing changed, unless its you
We were so young, so full of life and vibrance
Side by side, wherever you was riding, I went
So close, almost on some Bonnie and Clyde shit
When Ronnie died, you was right by my side
With a shoulder to cry on and tissue to wipe my eyes
And a bucket to catch every tear I cried inside it
You even had the same type of childhood I did
Sometimes I just wanna know why is it
That you succame to yours and mine, I survived it
You ran the streets, I nine-to-fived it
We grew up, grew apart as time went by us
Then I blew up, to both yours and mines surprises
Now I feel a vibe, I just cant describe it
Much as your pride tries to hide it
Youre cold, your touch is just like ice
And your eyes is a look of resentment
I can sense it and I dont like it
How come we dont even talk no more?
And you dont even call no more?
We dont barely keep in touch at all
And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more
And I heard it through the grapevine, we even beefing now
After all the years weve been down
Aint no way, no how, this bullshit cant be true
We family, aint a damn thing changed, unless its you
It was my dream at first to be off spitting a verse
On my own album with a deal, but shit got worse
Fore I came out, I woulda killed a nigga first
Fore I let him disrespect me, or check me over some worrisome
Bitch that I wasnt with, I woulda hit it and quit
But you were planning to talk with her and tell her she was the shit
I told you dont get involved with her
You would smoke in the car with her
Coming out of the bar with her, stumbling, half-drunk
Like yall was husband and wife or something
But me catching her fuckin other niggas
Mustve hurt your pride or something
Cause you woof off at the mouth to people
Like you want it with me
When all I tried to do was show you that your bitch was shifty
And ever since the fans and all the shit that I produced
You acting like I aint your mans and lying like she cant be loose
But I am really your friend, Im just trying to tell you the truth
Dont hate the game or the player, the one thats changing is you
How come we dont even talk no more?
And you dont even call no more?
We dont barely keep in touch at all
And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more
And I heard it through the grapevine, we even beefing now
After all the years weve been down
Aint no way, no how, this bullshit cant be true
We family, aint a damn thing changed, unless its you
It gets lonely at the top cause my homie had to stop
Now we acting like I gotta live only for the block
And homies in the hood only see me on the tube
So they gossip on the porch, get to speaking all rude
Fools I used to rap with all expect magic
Like my finger get to snapping and poof, it just happen
But Proof is just acting out the part he was thrown
Shady made it so my babies aint starving at home
See the devil in your glance, since the ghetto, we been friends
Forever real intelligence, thats forever till the end
I peep the hatreds in your eyes and the Satan in your lies
Aint wasting my time with these snakes in disguise
How come when you talk, its with bitter and spite?
And how come it was my fault for what you did with your life?
And every time I go to hear you and play, you look away
We barely embrace, you cant even look me in my face
How come we dont even talk no more?
And you dont even call no more?
We dont barely keep in touch at all
And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more
And I heard it through the grapevine, we even beefing now
After all the years weve been down
Aint no way, no how, this bullshit cant be true
We family, aint a damn thing changed, unless its you21Embed |
G.O.A.T. Lyrics
And I’m willing to borrow your grass
But I specialize in eating MCs
In the immortal words of LL Cool J
As he would say: Im a G.O.A.T.!
And for those of yall who dont know what a G.O.A.T. is
It means the Greatest Of All Time
And I consider myself one of those
So thank you very much, here it goes
This is the part I was worried about
Everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes
And Im in some dusty garage
Inhalin them carbon monoxide fumes
And everyones tellin me what I should do
And how I should come out and what to rap about
And I know that I got a lot up
In my medulla oblongata that I gotta get out
And Im not sure how this is gonna come off
Theyre probably gonna think that Im comin off as cocky
Like I just started givin a fuck what you really think about me
See, the thing about me
Is you dont really know a thing about me
Everyones makin a stink about me
Like theres some kind of an aura of that of the king around me
Surround me with nothin but gangsters
Killers and bangers and the most dangerous criminals
And I feel like Im more comfortable around them
Than I do my own motherfuckin neighbors
But see, my dream is to be remembered as one of the best when I leave
But why does it seem like Im not even put up in the same category as other MCs?
So when Weezy says that hes better than Jay Z
Please be that just subliminally
Means he thinks Jiggas the best
And that hes the only one up in that league, see
And its easy just to consider me
One of the greatest white rappers there is
Knowin goddamn well that Im one of the best motherfuckin rappers who ever lived, period
Im a G.O.A.T. and I dont mean to gloat
But I know what I know and I know what you think
And these magazinesll never put it in ink
Because how would it look if they considered me as a G.O.A.T.?
And for those of yall who dont know what a G.O.A.T. is
It means the Greatest Of All Time
And I consider myself one of those
So thank you very much, here it goes
Maybe they figure that Im on my way out the game
So they gotta go try to find em a new Eminem or a new Shady
If they think its gonna happen, man, I thought I was crazy
Or maybe I could be takin it wrong
And theyre tryna pay homage to me in a strange way
So let me pay homage to my fellow white competitors almost in the same way
See, you hardly ever do hear anyone even bringin up Paul Walls white
‘Cause lyrically he doesnt pose a threat to anyone, see, hes just aight
And Bubba Sparxxx, he just wont write
Because hes so caught up in that snow white
That Timbaland cant even get him in the studio
Hes so gone off that coke, right?
And its so sad ‘cause hes dope, right?
Americas next great white hope, right?
So now they feel like they gotta come up with some corny-ass White Rapper Show, right?
And which Im still havin mixed feelings about
They said itd be real, Im just spillin it out
Theres somethin about a white boy talkin black
And runnin around with a damn grill in his mouth
And I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit
Isnt it ironic that the best rappers white
And the best golfers black?
And Im the one whos gotta catch all the flack off of that
But these are the people who never had heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out
But I had already hit middle America
Parents had all got to likin me now
When suddenly I wasnt such a bad guy
All of the hatred for me mustve died
Thought I committed career suicide
So I had to turn back into the bad guy
So faggoty faggoty faggoty gays
Anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy
Not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy
And Angelina Jolie is just another ho
And Brad is a sucka, because once I fuck her
She wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby
You know what I say? — No.
You better save some of them kids from Madonna
She needs all the publicity she can get
You wanted Shady, well you got it, man, I aint apologizin for shit
Im a G.O.A.T. and I dont mean to gloat
But I know what I know and I know what you think
And these magazinesll never put it in ink
Because how would it look
If they considered me as a G.O.A.T.?
And for those of yall who dont know what a G.O.A.T. is
It means the Greatest Of All Time
And I consider myself one of those
So thank you very much, here it goes
Man, Im takin my ball and goin home
Man, shit is too easy
Nobody even wants to pass me the ball
‘Cause Im a G.O.A.T
So dont worry, Im out the motherfuckin game
And yall can sit and argue about whos the motherfuckin best
But yall know that Im a G.O.A.T
And like I said, Im one of the motherfuckin best
Before you get your panties in a motherfuckin bunch
But before I go, Id like to say fuck you very much
To everybody who wasnt there from the start
And thank you very much to everybody who was
And yall aint gotta say it, just think it
‘Cause I know that you know that I know
That you know that I know that Im a G.O.A.T
Im out yall, its been real—peace!31Embed |
COFFIN Lyrics
We fought until the sun rose
And I still aint been to bed
And while you got your eyes closed
The devil wakes up in my head
He told me that you hate me and you blame me
And you said that you wish that you were dead
So I write a little note out
Suicidal love roulette
You make me wanna jump off the roof
Cause I love you to death, just like a fool
Id rather a coffin, handmade for two
Cause I love you to death, just like a fool
Just like a fool
Just like a fool
I walk up to the edge, yeah
And say a prayer before I let go
Ill probably see you through the window
While Im falling past the fifth floor
Then you get there just in time to save me and apologize
And maybe we can go back to bed
But you run past me instead
And hit the ground before I can
I had to watch ya jump from the roof
Boy, I love you to death, just like a fool
Well need a coffin, handmade for two
Cause I love you to death, just like a fool
Just like a fool, uh
Maybe Buddhas got it right
We reincarnate every time
And Ill find you in another life
Maybe Buddhas got it right
We reincarnate every time
And Ill find you in another life
I dont really wanna fight
I just wanna spend the night
But I dont wanna spend the night
Actin out Love the Way You Lie
But the shit just went awry
Hit me in the eye, bit me in the thigh, then begin to cry
Im at the end of my wits, lets end this, ma
Then begin again tomorrow
Fresh start, let you spoil me
Pledge your loyalty, treat me like a king
Just to fuck me over royally
Boy, are we water mixed with oil
See another shouting match, bout to have it out
But no matter how mad I get, Im so mad about you
Forgot what I was even mad about
I know weve had our challenges still
I keep trying to salvage it, you
Wanna sabotage it, Im down to the hill
But you think Im fucking around on you, chill
It never changes, I doubt if it will
Cheat on me, then say How does it feel?
I feel like blowing my fucking head off
After I write you out of my will
Bitch, how could you?
Almost had a child wit you
Woulda settled down wit you
Now Ill put you in the ground and bury myself wit you
I dont get you, its as if youre drowning
I stick my hand out, but you fool me
Youre just trying to pull me down wit you
Thought it was you my world revolve around
I should aim a revolver round at you
180 proof, guess Im making my way to the roof
Youre a traitor, I say that were through
You hop in the elevator, then you
Say the coffin, they better make it for two
Cause if you jump, Im jumpin with you
And neither one of us have nothing to lose but each other
Were just a couple of fools
You make me wanna jump off the roof
Cause I love you to death, just like a fool
Well need a coffin, handmade for two
Cause I love you to death, just like a fool
You make me wanna jump off the roof
Cause I love you to death, just like a fool
Well need a coffin, handmade for two
Cause I love you to death, just like a fool
Just like a fool
Just like a fool78Embed |
The Reunion Lyrics
Ayo , this next song is a true story
Cause some things in this universe dont make sense
But somehow always seem to fuckin work
Flying down I-75, bout to hop on 696
I look over, this fuckin chicks tryin to fix
Her makeup, Im like, Bitch, you aint a plastic surgeon
I advise ya to put up your visor, Im gettin kinda ticked
Youre blockin my side mirror, shes like, Yeah, so?
Im like, So? You gon need a stitch you keep acting like that, ho
I look like your husband, slut? Thats a rhetorical question
You talk to me like you talk to him, Ill fuck you up
In fact, get in the backseat, like the rest of my dates
No bitch rides shotgun; what? Taxi?
Stop and pick you some Maxi Pads up?
Is that what you actually ask me? Smack
Bitch reaches over and smacks me
Says I annoy the fuck out her, get the fuckin bag
Put on your slut powder, you slut, what?
And shut the fuck up now, or get your feelings hurt
Worse than my last chick when I accidentally butt dialed her
And she heard me spreadin AIDS rumors about her
Turn the radio up louder, make it thump
While I bump that Relapse CD
Tryin to hit every bump in that cunt
Thought I snapped back into accents
Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her cunt
I said, I cant! She said
Marshall, you aint really like that, oh, oh, oh
Youre puttin on a show, wheres your mic at?
Cause youre breakin my heart
Youre breakin my heart
Cause you aint really like that, oh, oh, oh
Youre puttin on a show, wheres your mic at?
Cause youre breakin my heart
She said, youre breakin my heart
Uh, pull up to the club in a Porsche, not a Pinto
While Marshalls at a white trash party, Im at drama central
I walk up in there lookin at my phone, on Twitter, tweetin
Im feelin a bunch of bitches looking at a nigga, cheesin
I get approached by this little skeezer, she asked me
Am I the realest G? Cause Im Gucci from head to feet
I said, Yeah, Im really is, cause I spit in your mans face
Like Cam did that little kid on Killin Season
She said, Im feelin your big ego, wait, am I talkin wrong?
I said, Nah, Im a walkin Kanye/Beyoncé song
She said, Im mad at you, I said, Why? She said
Why you never make songs for chicks as if its hard to do?
I said, I make songs for me, leave the studio, and go
And fuck the bitch who belong to who making songs for you
She said, Im feelin your whole swagger and flow
Can we hook up? I said, Umm, you just used the word swagger
So, no! She said
You aint really like that, oh, oh, oh
Youre puttin on a show, wheres your mic at?
Cause youre breakin my heart
Youre breakin my heart
Cause you aint really like that, oh, oh, oh
Youre puttin on a show, wheres your mic at?
Cause youre breakin my heart
She said, youre breakin my heart
We been riding around in this hatchback til Im fuckin hunchback
Where the fucks this party at, slutbag cunt? Cut what act?
Think its an act? Fuck that, Im tryin to shag, skuzz
Better find this love shack or somewhere to fuck at
Ah, dont touch that, you fat dyke!
Im tryin to hear some Bagpipes from Baghdad
Dont act like you dont like em, them accents, I rap tight
And Imma torture you til we find this place , yeah, thats right
Thought it was just past this light, and just past Van Dyke
Better hit that map light, read them directions, oh yeah
You cant read, and you cant write, you told me that last night
She took my CD out the deck, snapped it in half like snap
Relapse sucked, I snapped, hit the gas like
Blew through the light, spun out, hit a patch of black ice
Forgot we had a trailer hitched to the back, we jackknifed
Bitch flew out the car, I laughed like she deserved it
She didnt think Id act like that in person
Tell him Ill be there in a minute glass breaks
Im tryna break up this catfight
Between my mistress and damn wife
Then a chick wanted a hug, she was fat, so I gave her dap
Then I tell her to scat, Im not mean, Im cute smooch
On my way to the front door, takin the scenic route
To avoid this chick with a lace front
Lookin like Venuss and Serenas hooves
Im just sayin, them chicks got horse asses, they been attractive
Hope when they see me
They dont slap me with they tennis racquets
My mind drifted, back to this shit: I see my wife, push her down
Step over her body, then smack the mistress smack
Police outside, I turn and pass the gat to Vishis
Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin
He mugs the mistress, turns around
And gives the missus hugs and kisses smooches
Looks at me twisted, like Nickel
He smacks the dentures out of the mouth
Of the fat bitch he rolled with, and looks back to mention
Royce, its good to be back to business!
They said, you aint really like that, oh, oh, oh
Youre puttin on a show, wheres your mic at?
Cause youre breakin our hearts
Youre breakin our hearts
Cause you aint really like that, oh, oh, oh
Youre puttin on a show, wheres your mic at?
Cause youre breakin our hearts
They said, youre breakin our hearts40Embed |
From The D 2 The LBC Lyrics
Yeah, its been a minute... this probably should have happened a while ago... fuck it were here now though- lets go
Yeah, man... what the fuck? Yo, yo Snoop let me see them buds, man... that shits the size of my hand, Dogg- maybe Ill relapse, what the fuck...
Thats how I know that Im in the studio with the Doggy
In Californ-E, cuz my homie from Long Beach
Always got that bomb weed, thats why I feel a calm breeze
Every time I palm trees just like that blonde bleach
I went platinum, then so did my albums, Calvins turning me into a zombie
Cuz these buds are like The Hulk, theyre twice the size that his arm be
And that is some strong green
Got a contact, my contact lenses are foggy, I might end up in Walgreens
Pharmacy with my arm asleep gone off lean mixed with Dramamine
I will treat Paula Dean like a fuckin human pinball machine
Bouncin balls off her tonsils, if yall are seekin the smoke I got all the weed
I am a walking motherfuckin Marijuana leaf
And Im here to stay
My reigns so definite my longevity needs a hearing aid, still wearing Hanes
T-shirts I done bodied some features with legendary names
Was there when Dre turned the Chronic to monetary gain
Cause dope is addictive just like they call it marijuana, cause like marriage, you wanna, marry Jane
Its like you and Spiderman feel the very same
My adversaries came
But these little degenerates are my lineage, when it comes to pockets werent many if, any as skinny as mine bitch, I was penniless
Now Im plenty rich, and the shit dont make any sense I was in a motherfucking pinch like a titty twist
Now Im sitting as pretty as each penny is, while Im penning this in the lab on you guinea pigs
Im finna fool, Im in effect, gimmie the semi and when I pull the big guns out
That trigger pull it until the motherfuckin shit runs out of bullets
Somebody better call an ambulance
You live, it will be miraculous, I got more hits than a contract killer
Like caterpillars that dont got antennas, other words I dont got no god damn fillers
Mt. Westmore, you did not plan for this- from Detroit all the way to Los Angeles
Put your doobies high, if you reside in 213
Lets see them blunts raised
Whether you Eastside or Westside of the 313
Lets see them guns blaze
Make money moves like the matrix
Make more mount motivation
Roll up, more meditation
Im watching the moves that you make might wanna stick to the basics
Military mindset, locked in, cocked in, making sure the mission is profitable
Aint no mission impossib-ble
One phone call and my monsters will go
Dump phones, hop in a Mazda and go
Fuck that, yall stay
Nigga Im finna go
Think you slick, boy this Crip
You aint ready to take it where Im finna go
Mafia rules
You making a mockery, me a monopoly
Speak on my flow, my nigga Im mopping em
Slept on my flo now niggas is copying
Niggas be opping through all this opulence
Give me a task, I conquer it
This aint the time for pondering
You niggas is slandering this real shit niggas be honoring
On god
You looking for followers and not watching my niggas thats following
Nigga fuck them likes
Im like like what, like my nigga young Problem
East side, East up
My nigga Eminem woke the beast up
Let yall ride now a nigga want it back like the lease up
Think its a game you gone see sum
Aint no peace, youll be missing a piece of ya
Niggas popped off, now sheets on em
Mama all mad, kids all sad, damn my bad
Send a few coins to the coroner
Please make a sweet for em
Nigga I dont hop on tracks I leap on em
In the fields with the cleats on em
Steve Job of the cannabis mob
In due time, nigga knew it be mine
Suge knew Id go platinum the minute I signed
If youre looking for the facts, Im the nigga to find
Young nigga sold crack in the middle of pine
To being the face of this cripping
Long Beach, these seas is different
4 man with the put on
Still getting bread with the niggas I put on
Yea, yea
I Put my hood on
Shit got cold I put my hood on
Yea, yea
Marshall and Calvin, both from the gutter like public housing
Now we both performing for 100s of thousands
Wearing no makeup, but we still be clowning muthafuckas!
Put your doobies high, if you reside in 213
Lets see them blunts raised
Whether you Eastside or Westside of the 313
Lets see them guns blaze
My Detroit Niggas verse everybody
My Long Beach Niggas verse everybody
My Detroit Niggas leave with a body
My Long Beach Niggas shoot up the party47Embed |
Big Weenie Lyrics
I dont understand
Why are you being so mean?
Youre a mean, mean man
Youre just jealous of me cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cause youre just really jealous of me
Cause Im what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright, listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
Im going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close em
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes, we are going to explore
Into your mind to find out why youre so fucking jealous
Now why did they make yoo-hoo? Pippity-kaka-poo-poo
Psych, Im kidding, I just wanted to see if youre still listening
Okay, now I need your undivided attention
Sir, I have a question, why do I always sense this undeniable tension?
From the moment that I enter into the room it gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
Ive been dying to ask, its been itching at me, is it just because...
Youre just jealous of me cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cause youre just really jealous of me
Cause Im what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright now I , I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, Im kidding again, you idiot, no, I didnt
Thats just what you wanted to hear from me is that I fucked up, aint it?
But I can bust one take without looking at no paper
It doesnt take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, okay? Youre drooling, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, youre disgusting, what the fuck you eat for lunch?
A bunch of sweets or something? What, you munch a bunch of Crunch n Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum, your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes, I do, sir, what am I on? You, sir, are on truth serum
Marshall, Im so jealous of you, please say you wont tell nobody
Id be so embarrassed, Im just absolutely terrified
That someones gonna find out why Im saying all these terrible
Evil and awful mean things, its my own insecurities
Youre just jealous of me cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cause youre just really jealous of me
Cause Im what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright, now we, were going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cause thats exactly what your eyes look like, wanna check to see?
Heres a mirror, notice the resemblance here?
Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirror
How bout now? What do you have in common?
Youre both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know youre not happy
I know youd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying, theres no denying
That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why are you even doing this to yourself? Its pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is, youre just as...
Youre just jealous of me cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meanie, a meanie
But its only cause youre just really jealous of me
Cause Im what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things, cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick33Embed |
Elevator Lyrics
All aboard!
Okay, next stop, my basement
Ill meet you down there!
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day, when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof
Hed say, What if you went platinum?, Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening, that I cant fathom
Eighty-some million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a fucking elevator
Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touché me
Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
Whoopsa-that-a-fucking-daisy
Thats a no-no, even she knows Da-Das fucking crazy
Fucking animal, cuckoo, bananas, fucking-A, B
Maybe its because I never had a mother raise me
Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think its cause of the way that I was brought up
But its all caught up to me now, karmas in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesnt creep up on ya, but it all does
You wouldnt listen, man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all haunted cause of all the shit you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters, turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought itd come to this, I oughta just be honest, but
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day, when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof
Hed say, What if you went platinum?, Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening, that I cant fathom
Eighty-some million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a fucking elevator
Sorry, Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken aint gonna make it
They get so mad when I call them both faggots
All these fucking voices in my head, I cant take it
Someone shut that fucking baby up fore I shake it
Youre standing adjacent to Jason, slash, Leatherface, and
Together makes em a fucking bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away, some-
-body please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him
Homie, Im the Scheiße, ask Doctor Dreson
I cant leave the game, I just cant walk away, son
No, not a-now, not a chance, not today, son
I cant believe I leave for one brief second
And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stain, feck it
Ill just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day, when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof
Hed say, What if you went platinum?, Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening, that I cant fathom
Eighty-some million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a fucking elevator
Elevator in my house, hah, smell ya later
I blew the fuck up, a hamster in the microwave, Im
Thinking bout an escalator now, steps, I hate em
Told the neighbors step away, then I just pepper-sprayed em
Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hide out, drive by my house and beep
Like, now motherfucker, try now to sleep
Lie down, fucker , try counting sheep
And youre tryna find out why now theres beef
Mace in your face, bitch, cry now, pussy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouses teeth
Then I shove em in the elevator, take em to the top
Stand above em just to cut the fucking cable, let em drop
Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
While I let em fall all the way to the basement, yelling Stop!
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day, when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof
Hed say, What if you went platinum?, Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening, that I cant fathom
Eighty-some million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a fucking elevator
You fucking son of a bitch, I cant believe this shit
This must be all that there is, this must be it
Fucking-A, even got a bidet
To wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper
Dishwashers so big, when Im pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it, the shits awesome
Yeah, fucking elevator
Living in a house with a fucking elevator46Embed |
U Not Like Me Lyrics
NYPD, LAPD, NYPD
NYPD, LAPD, NYPD
NYPD, LAPD, NYPD
NYPD, LAPD, NYPD
These niggas wanna shine like me
Rhyme like me
They dont walk around with a 9 like me
They dont want to do it 3 to 9 like me
And aint strong enough to take 9 like me
Ayo, you think about shittin on fifty, save it
My songs belong in the Bible with King Davids
I teach niggas sign language, that ain’t deaf, son
you heard that? That mean run
Ask around, I aint the one you wanna stunt on, pa
Pull through, I throw a fucking cocktail at ya car
From the last shootout I got a dimple on my face
Its nothing, I can go after Mase fan base
Shell hit my jaw, I aint wait for doc to get it out
Hit my wisdom tooth, I spit it out
I dont smile a lot cause aint nothin pretty
Got a purple heart for war and I aint never left the city
Hoes be like Fiddy, you so witty
On the dick like they heard I ghostwrite for P. Diddy
You got fat while we starve, its my turn
I done felt how the shells burn, I still wont learn
Wont learn
If you get shot and run to the cops, you not like me
You aint got no work on the block, you not like me
Its hot, you aint got no drop, you not like me
Like me, dude, you not like me
If you get shot and run to the cops, you not like me
You aint got no work on the block, you not like me
Its hot, you aint got no drop, you not like me
Like me, dude, you not like me
Mama said everything that happened to us, was part of Gods plan
So at night when I talk to him I got my gun in my hand
Dont think Im crazy cause I dont fear man
Cause I fear when I kill a man God wont understand
I got a head full of evil thoughts, am I Satan?
I been couldve killt these niggas, Im still waitin
In the telly with two whores, Benz with two doors
32 karats in the cross, no flaws
You see me in the hood, I got at least two guns
I carry the Glock, Tony carry my M-1
Hold me down, nigga, OGs tryin to rock me
Ds waiting for my response to lock me
This is my hustle, nigga, dont knock me
You need some shit with a banana clip to try and stop me
Im the one
If you get shot and run to the cops, you not like me
You aint got no work on the block, you not like me
Its hot, you aint got no drop, you not like me
Like me, dude, you not like me
If you get shot and run to the cops, you not like me
You aint got no work on the block, you not like me
Its hot, you aint got no drop, you not like me
Like me, dude, you not like me
See, I done been to the Pearly Gates, they sent me back
Good die young, I aint eligible for that
I shot niggas, I been shot, sold crack in the street
My attitude is gangsta, so I stay in some beef
You wanna get acquainted with me, you wanna know me
From 3 point range with a Glock, I shoot better than Kobe
See a nigga standing next to me, he probably my Co-D
See a bitch getting in my whip, she probably gon blow me
See the flow is like a .38, it’s special yall
A country boy tell ya I’m finna to blow
I’m more like a pimp than a trick, you know
You see, I’m in this for the paper, but I don’t love the hoes
Niggas broke in the hood worryin about mines
Grown ass men wearing starter kit shines
You know em little pieces with the little stones
Got little clientele fiends call your cell phones
When the gossipin start, Im always the topic
You too old for that shit, dawg, won’t you stop it?
Shorty, Ive been watching you watching me
Now you tell me what you like more, my watch or me? Ha ha
If you get shot and run to the cops, you not like me
You aint got no work on the block, you not like me
Its hot, you aint got no drop, you not like me
Like me, dude, you not like me
If you get shot and run to the cops, you not like me
You aint got no work on the block, you not like me
Its hot, you aint got no drop, you not like me
Like me, dude, you not like me23Embed |
I’m On Everything Lyrics
All these little young kids aint got no direction
Shit, these lil kids is on everything
Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
Im on everything, Im on everything
Im on everything, Im on everything
Im on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
Im on everything, Im on everything
Im on everything, Im on everything
I’m on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
Henny-Henny, sober dont interest me, Im on everythi-i-ing
Bout to sniff the liquor like its cai-ai-ai-ai-aine
Thats how high I am, Im blowed
I take painkillers to ease the pain, though I aint in pain
No, we ain’t the same , you drunk, I’m on everything
Sick when I kick it, gout, me, soberin up? Ha! ALF
Cash rules everything, acid tab, hash, shrooms
I done woke up with a fuckin tiger in my bathroom
I am fuckin hah , hah
Hah , hah
Menace to society, I feel sorry for your mother
Me and Vishis on shrooms, call us the Mario Brothers
Back down , we never back down
Never laid out , cant put my back down
Im on; syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
Im on everything, Im on everything
Im on everything, Im on everything
Painkillers, I call em cane pillars, cause to hold me up
When I take em, I need a cane and pillars, Im on everything
Sick when I kick it, barf!
Me, sobering up? fart Fart!
Ill crush your brain like a pill crusher, lets crush a pill, yeah
Fuck, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol 3 up
Grab the key up off the counter to the camper, left the crib
Man, whoda knew that three in the morning Id still be up?
Could barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whip
Tore a tree up, on my way to the dealer’s, tryna re-up
Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R-E, yup
It’s wrong, other words, I just fucked my RV up!
Bitch, it’s on again, yeah, break that Klonopin in half
While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh
I’m the real macaroni, you cheesy bitch
I’m demonic with the Kraft
There’s a devil in my noodle, you – angel hair pasta
Flows dreaded like some fuckin tangled hair Rasta-farian Jamaican, relax, man, I’ll send a fuckin axe at you
If you insist on a fuckin accent
Bad and Evil is back with an epidural, check ya girl
Cause after we prop you up, were proppin her up
So, baby, come put ya feet up in these stirrups
Your boyfriend better find another fuckin hornets nest to stir up
We rap like we’re on
Im on; syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
(Im on everything, Im on everything
Im on everything, Im on everything)
Im on; syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
Hennessy, vodka, hah-hah-huh, hah-hah
(Im on everything, Im on everything
Im on everything, Im on everything)
I’m on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, speed
Henny – heh, classic!
It’s Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactly
I told that bitch to get at me, then the bitch attacked me
Kid you not, I’m lit up as fuck
Tablecloth tucked in my pants til Im hearing dishes drop
As I walk away from my dinner with schmucks
Then I enter the front of the K-Mart shopping center
With a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks
And a bunch of change, and a wife beater with a mustard stain
I’ll crush your brain like I’m crushin pills
What the fuck’s the mothafuckin deal?
This shit’s making me feel like
I’m tryna do a mothafuckin cartwheel up a hill
How many bars? How many tabs of A-C-I-D? Y-E-S
Cause Im sniffin M-Y E-X, F-U-C-Kd up, and it’s obvious
Smoke and Henny in my chest, I’m B-A-N-A-N-A-S
I’m a C-O-C-O-N-U-T, put this CD in, then you’ll see
The sequel to Scary Movie
Bad is to Evil, a roofie to Roethlisberger
You dont wanna wind up six feet deep under that shits creek
So I hope that you bought preservers
You could put a turd on the plate
Silverware and a tablecloth to serve us
You don’t bring shit to the table
Im in your grill like a Seville when the moth gets murdered
Youre pushin the envelope
When I’m shovin’ that whole post office further
Right off the surface of this earth
Into the darkest and the farthest corners
How many bars? How many bars? Maui Wowie, Sour Diesel
How many jars to all my people I’ll be to Mars, mommy, come on
She can actually wrap my nutsack
Round the back of her neck in a bathroom stall
Or she could just puke from sippin this piss
From my 24-inch catheter cord
I’m the type that’ll take a bath with a whore
Drown her, bang her head on the passenger door
While I’m stashing her in the back, smacking her forehead
On the dash til its accidentally blowin, the Benz Jeep horn
My friends be knowin that when I’m on a binge, I’m stingy
Even when I’m ten deep in a room at the MGM
With Lindsay Lohan and she on
Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
Hennessy, vodka54Embed |
We As Americans Lyrics
Theres an intruder in my house
He cut my phone line; cant dial out
I scream fuck police, but I doubt
Theyre gonna hear me when I shout
A couple of cocktailsll send me to jail
Theres a couple of cops hot on my trail, but this time
When I get pulled over theres a Doberman Pinscher
And a pit bull in the seat, these pigsll get bit
Foolin with me, quit foolin with me
Bitch, youre gonna see no pistol in the seat
Why it always gotta be an issue when youre me?
And which youre gonna see in the long run, Ima be the wrong one
You wanna harass with this limo-tinted glass
Flashin that flashlight on my ass — where was you at
Last night when them assholes ran up on my grass?
Rapper slash actor, kiss the crack of my cracker slash ass
They took away my right to bear arms
What Im posed to fight with, bare palms?
Yeah, right! They comin with bombs
Im comin with flare guns; we as Americans
We as Americans, us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves, look at how shit has been
We better check ourselves, livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health, survivin by any means
We as Americans, us as a citizen
We are Samaritans, what do we get us in?
We better check ourselves, look at how shit has been
Take a look where you live, this is America, and we are Americans
I make beaucoup bucks, wearin beaucoup vests
Drama hangin over my head like a voodoo hex
I coulda been next to fly over the cuckoos nest
With you-know-who, with an S tattooed to my chest
But Ive finessed it, now Ive got the industry pissy
Ever since me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on 50
Its funny, we got a buzz spreadin quicker
Than makin paper airplanes out of a twenty
Fuck money! I dont rap for dead presidents
Id rather see the President
Its never been said, but I set precedents
And the standards and they cant stand it
My name shoulda been Bastard, the shit shoulda been plastered
On my forehead with a stamp, I shoulda been blasted
I shoulda been had a cap put in my ass
But Im too swift and fast for that, Im past it
Im too old to go and cruise Gratiot — fuck that shit!
I done seen how fast this rap shit
Can turn into some pap-pap shit, that quick, snap click
But this time, they got the fuckin automatic
Aint no one gon test this man — clack
We as Americans, us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves, look at how shit has been
We better check ourselves, livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health, survivin by any means
We as Americans, us as a citizen
We are Samaritans, what do we get us in?
We better check ourselves, look at how shit has been
Take a look where you live, this is America, and we are Americans
I got a secret if you can keep it between us
I tuck two ninas under my jeans, either side of my penis
Under my long johns, under my Sean Johns
One run-in with the long arm of the law, Im long gone
Ima do five years — no less than that, no questions asked
So it might be a good idea that I stop right here
And quit while Im ahead, already in the red
Already got a steady infrared meant for my head
A target on my back, bigger problems than that
Bin Laden on my ass, he probably gon send a task
I aint gon even ask, they aint gon let me pack
They aint gon give me my semi, but I got my weed back
We as Americans, us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves, look at how shit has been
We better check ourselves, livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health, survivin by any means
We as Americans, us as a citizen
We are Samaritans, what do we get us in?
We better check ourselves, look at how shit has been
Take a look where you live, this is America, and we are Americans56Embed |
Eminem Freestyles on Tim Westwood | 2010 Lyrics
Slammer Jammer
Yeah, turn it up
Alchemist
Uh, uh, uh
Aight
Yeah, its on to me first?
Ill do the first verse
Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna rap in on the turntables
Aight, look
Welcome to the ill world of Mr. P-O
Ay, keep the talk, B, Im tryna see dough
If it aint about bread, what we gon speak fo?
If it aint no lead, then it aint no beef, bro
You better get a leash cause yo freak ho
Specialize in wood like she Home Depot
Im like Chico DeBarge, we stars
Roscoe P. Coltrane in these bars
Man, Amtrak, Ill break her damn back
Man, its Ralph Lauren, this aint no damn Chaps
Its all Polo, Im so pro, though
You bird-crazy; El Pollo Loco
Talkin about cheese and this aint no photo
Askin about rings like the ho know Frodo
You better get out of my house and- pfft
I think I threw up in my mouth a bit
Im sick
Niggas be lyin, talkin about they bust a heater
Once I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber
Leavin my rivals underground, like Skyzoos, how I do
Ill have him layin in the street, and
Bleedin, butt-naked wit a
Bullet in his motherfuckin head like Erykah Badu
I find irony in bein in a place
Where Im wearin Gucci, mane, gettin whiteboy wasted
I tell a nigga: break bread or take lead
Im tryna get rid of this weight, like K-Fed
Me and Denaun got a gangsta bond
We like that once-in-a-lifetime thing to you, that aint the prom
The next emcee that rhyme official, with ref, with a whistle
That aint Young Money, Ima definitely diss you
If you rhymin packin a MAC with back of the Acura
Perhaps you cant match my spectacular vernacular
You still rhymin bottles with models, college with knowledge
Usin the word swagger, youre probably garbage
You thugs funny, comparin 59 to anybody
You comparin Superman to Bugs Bunny
Yeah
Yo, yo
clears throat
Aight
Im like a white Michael – Vick, psycho enough to stick
Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott
I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil
And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school
Satans disciple wit a sniper rifle and a knife
And a white diaper, liable to shit on you while I snipe you
So dope, he gets off opiates, what an appropriate
Way to start off his day!, he may just smart off to Dre
He may be hard to contain, cause his rage is so hard to gauge
See, Hannibal ate his face, and met Jason, gnawed off his leg
Amazin hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp
Even poisonous darts, it all plays a major part of his game
Holy water wont ward him off, crucifixes wont do the trick
Hes so sick, its ridiculous, sawed the crazy part off his brain and hes still insane
Whys there bloodstains on his carpet, mane?
Theres some crazy shit goin on in Shadys apartment again, ooh!
Okay, I guess its back to me
Aight, look
Okay, its back to the blocks, slingin yay like the old days
Superman on the beat, I carry my whole state
You wooden legs to a house: you cant hold weight
Oh shit, its OShea Jackson… okay
A little bit of this twisted out with Obama in it
Mr. Porter back with anthrax, like Osama sent him
Bitch, Im all that, I drive the girls crazy
They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back
I aint a small fry, small ticker, small tack
I make em all cry with big dick and raw sack
The potbrood of science to return a raw rap
Im the best, mane; Eli Porter stance
Alchemist
Yeah, yeah-yeah
Yall bitches should call Nickle the Don Bishop
A poet, a mixture of Don Goines and John Grisham
Flowll have you rewindin it four or five times
That landmine rhyme written with porcupine line
Step up in here with the Slaughterhouse
C.O.B. Gang will approach you
And bend your gun barrel to a horseshoe
Only fuck with monsters, we the truth
Monsters will pop up on you
Like you said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
I cant even see the booth, I could fit in Stevies shoe
Im sick, I got the Desert Eagle flu
Im rich, lil nigga, we dont need a cent, we Teflon
The doctor tried to take blood, the needle bent; ask Mom
Outta my mind if you can imagine
Usin Magics johnson without a condom, Im bonkers
Got the streets goin, dude, its tremendous
If I come for your blood, I aint gon be usin syringes
Uh
Yo, yeah
Yeah, can you turn it up a little bit?
Newsflash, Im still trash
Them pills shoulda killed my ass
But they didnt; they just made me stronger
Its like they rebuilt my ass
Like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash
Its Aftermath, bitch! And my milk glass is still half-empty
Yeah, tempt me, Hell isnt enough
They need to invent somewhere new to send me
As sick as Im getting
Theyll stick me in a conventional oven
With a rotisserie setting and wont even notice me sweating
Shit, I done made a verse, said some foul shit
Tryna go back fix it, fucked around, and just made it worse
Yeah, Im back, looking no worse for wear
Got these haters mad enough to rip off their hair
And start punchin the air
Panties so in a bunch that they cant function
Its Shady and Royce, fuck yeah! What a dysfunctional pair!
So stop actin like a punk, get a pair!
Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill your lunch in the chair!
Aight, round three
Aight, is it, is it
Okay, aight
Uh-uh, uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh
Look, Im sick, somebody better get the Dimetapp
Who I gotta shoot just to prove that I can rap?
People ask where my shine is at
I say check the liner notes, I done-done all kinda crap
I am so much of a star, bitch
That I can fart and piss on the red carpet
Look, my bank accounts retarded
My debit cards got a helmet and a harness
Hey, meet demands, but they all are harmless
At shows my riders always the largest
I need four pounds of fried poultry carcass
And red M&Ms chartered from Charlotte
Look, and if you try to act dumb and start shit
I just yell at em, like, Im the artist!
Infected — you know the deal
If you wanna play sick, we can all get ill
Look, measles, mumps
I made you bitches, I dont need you chumps
Yall got cheese and I need my chunks
Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber
And get some more dunks
Mic check one-two, one-two
Okay-okay-okay, yeah-yeah
Mic check one-two
Slaughterhouse, Alchemist
Check it, check it
Now, if your attitude determines your latitude
This house that we call hip-hop, Im in the attic, fool
A mic and two turntables, fit for the unstable
Converted to a padded room
Keep a street sweeper; in fact, I call the mag a broom
You seein beef, seein things
You mustve had yourself a bag of shrooms
I make a call, make em fake a fall
My clique is too sick, say goodbye
In the streets where the stakes is high, like Ruths Chris
Im from the city of true shit
Where the mayor went to jail
For bein a player right after Proof split
Levels the head of competitors, Royce that
Im drinkin everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice back
Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, blast from ya
From a block away; ask Tricky, Im that niggie
Im more hooder than black Dickies
I rap like committin suicide in the booth, takin the track with me
Patróns in my chromosomes
In order to leave it alone, you have to ween me off
That Lorena Bobbitt chopper will knock a weenie off
Put your body between chalk
Im squeezin the 9 iron, like Im swingin golf
Im with the best rapper alive, put somethin on it
Your sounds plain as a cheeseburger with nothin on it
Uh, yo
Ill do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash
In the ass with a shard of glass from Nick Hogans car crash
You may look like the passenger for that, dont be a smartass
Yeah, laugh while you sit there thinkin that the hard part passed
You aint seen pain til Leatherface flips mane
Ill cut your fuckin balls off, homie, my saws off the chain
I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her legs
And the top half of the torso fuckin crawled off insane
I aint seen shit like that since I went to Mike Jacks
Took the Elephant Mans skull, fucked it, and put it right back
Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nut sack
Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him right in his butt crack
Nah, I aint takin it back, faggot, fuck that!
I give a fuck about nothin, so heres where you fucked up at
Dont go touchin that can, man you dont wanna open up that
Wait a min, ah, shit… Alchemist, cut that!
Damn, that was real hip-hop, kid streetcorner in the neck hip-hop
Thanks a lot, guys
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Hail Mary Lyrics
Makaveli rest in peace
Irv Gotti, too much Bacardi in his body
Mouth like a 12-gauge shotty
And Ja said he shall be
The lost forgotten seed of 2Pac
To lead this industry into the ways of the man
Follow me!
Keep my mesh vest as Pacs vest
Come get me
If you muthafuckas want Shady
If Pac was still here now
He would never ride with Ja
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
You aint no killa, you a pussy
That Ecstasy done got you all emotional and mushy
Bitches wearin rags in photos, Jas words bein quoted
In The Source, stealin Pacs shit like he just wrote it
You loud mouths pray to God, hopin no ones listenin
See 50 comin for me, oh my god, ma—my position
No onell pay attention to me
Please Gotti, here I go, give me this pill
Ecstasy done got me feelin so invincible
And now all of a sudden Im a fuckin madman who screams
Like Im Pac, but Im not, enemies, Hennessey
Actin like Im great, but Im fake, Im crazy
Sweat drip, get me off this trip, someone stop this train
Some say my brain is all corrupted, fucked from this shit
Im stuck, Im addicted to these drugs, Ima quit
Sayin muthafuckas names before somebody fucks me up
Aint no pussies over here, partner, see you in hell, fucka
Come get me
Motherfucker if you want Shady
If Pac was still here now
He would never ride with Ja
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Get off that E
Fore you try to come and fuck with me
Its Aftermath here now
Shady Records got it locked
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-locked
Penitentiaries is packed with promise makers
Never realized the precious time that bitch niggas is wastin
Institutionalized, my bitches bring me product by the bundles
Hustle hard from a cell, G-Unit muthafucka, we ballin
Catch me countin cheese and when Im callin, can you accept my call
C.O. let me sip on Hennessey, can I sip some more
Hell, I done been to jail, I aint scared
Mama checkin in my bedroom, I aint there
I got a head with no screws in it
Muthafuckas thinkin they can stop 50, they losin it
Lil nigga named Ja think he live like me
Talkin bout he left the hospital, took 9 like me
You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit
When your lil sweet ass gon come out of the closet?
Now he wonderin why DMX blowed him out
Next time grown folks talkin, bitch, close your mouth
Peep me, I take this war shit deeply
Done seen too many real niggas ball to let these bitch niggas beat me black
Yous a muthafuckin punk and you can see me with gloves
Quit scarin them fuckin kids with your ugly ass mug
And you can tell them niggas you roll with whatever you want
But you and I know whats goin on
Nigga payback, Tah, I know your bitch ass from way back
Witnessed me strapped with Macs, you know I don’t play that
All these old rappers tryin to advance
Its all over now, take it like a man
Irv lookin like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick
Tryna play hate on my shit, man, eat a fat dick
Lovin this shit thats how you made me
Feelin like I got you niggas crazy
Against all odds, hopin my thug muthafuckas know
This be the realest shit I ever wrote
Against all odds, up in the studio gettin blow
To the truest shit I ever spoke
21 gun salute
Bitch!
Ive been one of the most humble, rep the streets to the core
Hey Jeffrey, what the fuck you come involvin me for
Its been a long time comin, like a bless and a check
You see 106 and Park fans dont even fuckin respect you
Its kinda funny, wannabe Pac, wanna fake like you thug
Runnin around talkin shit that he aint capable of
Now let me off this cocksucker whilst we handle you, nigga
If I recall, Violator use to manage you, nigga
Then took a closer look and realized you was an impostor
Theres never been a Violator on a Murda Inc. roster
Dumbass, now whos shootin? Ah made you look
You said Bus singin the same old hook, you stupid
If yall shootin, I take a look at your man
The bitch shot himself in front of Def Jam
Cheddar Bob ass nigga, start adjustin your plan
You let the streets down nigga, pologize to your fans
Watch you pull a little stunt like we aint know what it was
Little faggot desperate tryin to re-establish a buzz
I know the shit is drivin you crazy, you wonderin how
The streets aint never want you Beatrice, what you gonna do now?
Now if you wanna beef with me, then Im beefin with you
I think about the game and what its like and what would it be without you
You finished, I aint tryin to repeat this
Just cause Im cool, you shouldnt take my kindness for weakness
Oh shit, it was fun
Next time you got a problem with me
Address me before you try to make shit a public issue, homie
Now Ima return back to my regular self
And have fun again
Hahaha, BITCH! Haha
OUTLAWZ, haha
Makaveli the don, haha
Since you want to be 2Pac, motherfucker, hahaha
2Pac shoes too big for you to walk in you lil faggot, hahaha
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Quitter Lyrics
Yo
I dedicate this to you
To all my fans, keeping yall in health
Lets tell this Whitey Ford to go fuck himself
Cause its cruel when you cause a bad heart condition and
Which I create, cause thats my mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this type of fag claims to never be gay
I knew you was jealous from the day that I met you
I upset you, cause I get respect, I bet you
Im even liked better by your niece and nephew
And now you hate Fred because Lethal left you
Peckerwood mad cause his record went wood
No respect in the hood, fled to his neck of the woods
Got in touch with his roots, found the redneck in his blood
And said, Heck, country-western rap records are good
So he picks the guitar up and he strums a few notes
He cant rap, or sing, but he wants to do both
Puts an album out and rules for part of the year
Then Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit come from out of nowhere
Its the start of an era, rock raps harder this year
No ones tryin to hear some fucking old fart in a chair
Sittin on stage, strummin acoustic guitar in your ear
So you start to get scared, sit back and spark an idea
Figure you can diss me to jump start your career?
I punch you in your fucking chest til your heart kicks in gear
And fuck your underground buddies nameless crew
Like Imma say they names so they can be famous too
You just a quitter and you bitter cause I came along
And the days of House of Pain are gone
And if you talk about my little girl in a song again
Imma kill you, Imma kill you
You just a quitter and you bitter cause I came along
And the days of House of Pain are gone
And if you talk about my little girl in a song again
Imma kill you, I swear to God, Imma kill you
Heart attack to stroke from the crack you smoke
To the rap you wrote, your fuckin answer backs a joke
And Imma tell these motherfuckin fans the truth
The reason why you dissed me first and I answered you
You said I passed you in a lobby and I glanced at you
Like I aint notice you? Bitch, I had a show to do
Like Im supposed to be star-struck, come over to you
You better shut your fuckin mouth while you O-for-two
Back in 94, Limp opened the show for you
Rocked the crowd better and stole the whole show from you
Took your motherfuckin DJ and stole him too
So you fall in a slump and get all emotional
So now you sing and mix slang with blues and pluck strings
Confused as fuck cause now your music sucks dick
Mr.-Mr. Ass Kisser to get accepted in rap quicker
But never last, and Everlast is a
Quitter and you bitter cause I came along
And the days of House of Pain are gone
And if you talk about my little girl in a song again
Imma kill you, Imma kill you
You just a quitter and you bitter cause I came along
And the days of House of Pain are gone
And if you talk about my little girl in a song again
Imma kill you, I swear to God, Imma kill you
Aight, look
So this is what we ask of our fans
If you ever see Everlast, whoop his ass
Hit him with sticks, bricks, rocks, throw shit at him
Kick him, spit on him, treat him like a hoe, bitch-slap him
Do it for me, do it for Fred, do it for Limp
Do it for Rock, do it for rap, do it for Kid
Do it for Ice-T, do it just to do it, fuck it
Hes a bitch, he aint gon hit you back, hes nothin
Shit, in five years well all be eatin at Whiteys
And hell be bussin tables in that bitch, cleanin the toilets
Ayo, fuck this, cut this shit off
Ayo Head
Thats why I fucked your mother, you fat motherfucker
Kill Whitey
Kill Whitey, Detroit
Kill Whitey, yo, yo
Kill Whitey, haha, look
First off, fuck your songs and the shit you say
Diss my wife, but at least I got a bitch, you gay
You claim to be a Muslim, but you Irish White
So fuck you, fat boy, drop the mic, lets fight
Plus, I punch you in the chest, weak hearts I rip
Whitey Ford, 40 and white, lethargic ass dickhead
I keep em comin while you runnin out of breath
Steady duckin while Im punchin at your chest, you need to rest
Dilated, go ask your people how I leave ya
With your three CDs nobody sees, when they released
Evidence, dont fuck around with real MCs
You aint ready for no underground beef, so fuck geeks
I let you faggots know its on for life
But Everlast might die tonight, haha!
Fat boy murdered on wax and killed
Fuck with me and take a heart pill, you know
Grab .380s when you see Slim Shady
Call the doctor to heal your heart
They shocked you back to life at the clinic
But you bout to get relapsed any minute, honkey, I hit em up
Hahaha
Yo, check this out
You faggots aint even on my level
Imma let D12 ride on you bitch-made ass faggots
Yo
Get out the way, yo, get out the way, yo
Whitey Fords heart just stopped
Eminem shocked him back, he had another heart attack
Whitey Fords gettin his ass floored for talkin back
Little faggot Hamburgular, I show you where the burgers are
At your own restaurant, while Im servin ya
Drop and stomp your whole heart til it stops
Call the cops, Imma beat your ass while they watch
Haha
Now we got the whole industry makin fun of you, Erik
Wheres your House of Pain now? Its only one of you, Erik
You a petty coward, you aint ready to steady go a round
With some killers from 7 Mile to the motherfuckin Belle Isle Bridge
Grab .380s when you see Slim Shady
Call the doctor to heal your heart
They shocked you back to life at the clinic
But you bout to get relapsed any minute, honkey, I hit em up
Got in his ass and now this faggot wanna mention me still?
This aint no freestyle battle, Everlast gettin killed
With his chest open
Tryna throw a fuckin punch, but you just chokin
Having a stroke and now you learn why crackers never earned a dime
Cause you suck, motherfucker, you should learn to rhyme
Talkin about you packin pistols, but its funny to me
You aint never been in trouble, you just wanna be me
Im a paleface killer whale
On his way to fuckin prison, pistol whippin tail
Ha, Erik, remember when I passed you in the lobby that day?
That shit was obvious, you probly was gay
Ha, now its all about country, you gave up hip-hop
Forty-nine-thousand copies the week your shit drop
While my sales making records break
Two and a half million scanned by the second week
Motherfucker, I hit em up, haha
Im from Detroits Pemberton Ave. where bullets tear you in half
Fuck the music, we got a Uzi for all you fags
Get the shit out of our stereo, Dilated, you violated
Now you bout to get annihilated, we gon bury you
Iriscience get choked up and yoked up
All you underground bitches, get your throats cut
What the fuck, is you stupid?
I choke Whitey Ford with his fucking guitar cord
And stuff him in cardboard, chopped up in a box
With sixteen parts, I stomped on his heart
D-12, Amityville, fuck your mother while you watch
Keep your restaurant locked and block your door
Cause we hit em up like motherfuckin 2Pac Shakur
You a Black Jesus, heart attack, seizures
Too many cheeseburgers, McDonalds Big Mac greases
White devil, washed-up honkey
Mixed up cracker who crossed over to country
Yo, ayo cut this shit off
Sheeeit! Fuck him!
Thats it, Im done, I promise, Im done
Thats it, Im sorry
Im sorry, Im sorry, I promise
I just believe in kicking a man while hes down
Goddamn! I quit!
Mention my daughters name in a song again, you fucking punk Ayo!23Embed |
Foolish Pride Lyrics
Yo man, yo Marsh, man
Yo, youve been kickin all this shit about yourself
What of the homies, man?
Oh you want one about the posse? Alright
Ole foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride
Oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride
Well, foolish pride has a lot of things to say
You got foolish pride, like you got tooth decay
But tooth decay is another problem
So lets take this ole foolish pride problem and solve it
Now, when I talk about foolish pride
I mean blacks and whites taking different sides
When blacks and whites take different sides
Unity never happens, and we will subside
We will subside and hatred will release
And everything will just crush that peace
But when we crush that peace, you see we start hatin each other
But remember, you are my brother, and you are my sister
Just like Im a mister
I seen a black girlfriend and I kissed her
I kissed her, I placed it on her cheek
And she didnt come back til next week
Now it was next week and she was back again
Wanting to kiss a white kid
So she was my girlfriend, we started going out
But thats okay because we were black and white
Blacks and whites sometimes mix
But black girls only want your money cause theyre dumb chicks
So Ima say like this
Dont date a black girl, take it as a diss
If you want, but if you dont
Ima tell you like this, I surely wont
Never date a black girl because blacks only want your money
And that shit aint funny
So Ima say, Look, honey
Why do you do this?
You know, you step up to me like you a Brutus
Then you try to grab my spinach
Because its green and thats cash
So get outta here, cause I dont need your ass
I said that before, but thats okay because, like I said, youre a whore
Black girls and white girls just dont mix
Because black girls are dumb and white girls are good chicks
White girls are good, I like white girls
I like white girls all over the world
White girls are fine and they blow my mind
And thats why Im here now telling you this rhyme
Cause black girls, I really dont like
We dont mix, its like riding a bike
When youre peddling hard, uphill both ways
You know its kinda hard and thats why I say to you
Im giving you a little advice
Dont date a black girl, if you do it once, you wont do it twice
You wont ever do it again because theyll take your money
And that aint funny
So Ima say, Look, honey
Ive already said that before
But like I said again youre nothing but a big whore
So when Mike catch on the bass line
Thats okay cause we will not just waste time
Ill get straight to the point, black girls are bitches
Thats why Ima tell you, you better pull up your britches
Cause all that cash is making your ass drag
From the boyfriend you ganked and thats pretty bad
I mean thats pretty sad when youre dating a black guy
And then you turn around and fuck another big black guy
Now thats pretty wrong, but youre just ganking
But thats okay because you need a god damn spanking
From me, the funky M&M
Im busting rhymes and Im swallowing phlegm
Im busting a freestyle just like this
I say, swallowing phlegm and Howard gets pissed
But when Howard gets pissed thats okay
Because he leaves and he doesnt show up for two more days
So Ill just worry about that problem when I come to it
Ill cross that bridge when I come to it
Cause— I forgot the chorus
But thats okay cause yall saying, Bust a rhyme for us
So Ima bust another rhyme about this black girl
She turned out to be a fuckin wack girl
A wack girl, because black girls aint funny
All they want is your goddamn money
They take you for everything youve got
And then you stand with a bunch of snot in your hand
So Ima kick it to you just like this
How does the chorus go? I forgot
But thats okay, cause Ima tell you in stride
Ima say, Ole foolish pride
Ole foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride
Oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride
Oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride, oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride
Oh, oh, oh, ole foolish pride, oh, oh, oh
Date a white girl, cause they got the raw hide19Embed |
Echo Lyrics
All around
The world theres an echo
As he takes
A bow, and they all know
All the girls, the boys
They chase the noise
Through the highs and through the lows
They will follow the echo
Echo, echo, echo
They will follow the echo
Echo, echo
It seems like no matter what I do, I just cant get away from them
Get away from what?
The voices
I can hear em callin, callin, callin, callin, callin me
I eat rappers, with the rhyme, consume em
The only fucking thing that you consume is time, Im super human
My world is like a Rubiks Cube, its too complex girl
You assuming, Cupids looming, my mentalitys caveman stupid woman
My life is Truman Show, all I have is music, ho
I stopped chasing every chick under the sun many moons ago, so pretend my dick is a balloon and blow
But you better put a fork in it if you think I’ma lay here just spooning, yo
Oh, you think you the shit cause I just said you was beautiful?
Diabolical to my last molecule, down to my last hair follicle and cuticle
Rotten to the core to the bone cold all the way down to my soul from my head to my toe
Ever since I was 13 I learned how to sew and sewed shut my own bootyhole
Cause I aint took no shit since I looked down to my nuts and saw my first pubic grow
I told these stupid hoes when I come back I’ma set this bitch on fire!
And this time I dont mean Ima pour gasoline on some chick and light her
Cause this time when I fuck this world I’ma put the whole goddamn dick inside her
I aint even put my tip in that hole yet, Ima go get Nickel and try to rip it wider
All around
The world theres an echo
As he takes
A bow, and they all know
All the girls, the boys
They chase the noise
Through the highs and through the lows
They will follow the echo
Echo, echo, echo
They will follow
The echo, echo, echo
Shh!
Did you hear that? Somebody just said something
Is anybody there?
I can hear em callin, callin, callin, callin, callin me
Classical poems, battle my own demons, I need a glass of Patron
Bad as I need a horn stabbing my clavicle bone, Im matador prone
First time I seen a desert eagle I was letting the .44 buss, the .44 pop
The first time you seen one, you was eating coco puffs, looking at Robocop
I am not a man, Im a logo, Im a such thang
In order to clean my veins you need Saleen, Im never referring to the solution, I’m talking about more like the Mustang
Vroom! Get respect from the get-go, hello! Step to the echo, echo, echo
Pen got a mind of its own, got to write my rhymes with a timer
Otherwise I’ll probably vibe out to a nine minute song
As the echo follows the Maserati, as the petrol swallows
Im a thousand bodies away from a skeleton, check your Bible inside it
Itll say this guys an elephant, I’m fly like I’m killing the scene like
I’m a villain with wings, I’ll sleep when I’m 6 feet deep
Right now I’m living a dream, though we may be reckless
The ladies check us, they whisper Shady Records, baby echo!
All, around, the world, theres an echo
As, he takes, a bow, and they all know
All the girls, the boys, they chase the noise
Through the highs and through the lows
They will follow the echo, echo, echo, echo41Embed |
Paul Lyrics
Hey Em, Its Paul
Umm, I listened to the new album
Umm, are you really gonna just reply to everybody who
You dont like what they have to say
Uh, about you or the stuff youre working on?
I mean, I dont know if thats really a great idea
Its-its like, whats next? Kamikaze 2
The album where you reply to everybody
Who didnt like the album that you made replying to everybody
That didnt like the previous album?
Its a slippery slope
I-I dont know if its a really good idea
Umm, anyway, hit me back48Embed |
Ken Kaniff Lyrics
Uhh...
Uhh... oh yeah
Uhh, suck it
Oh, fuck yeah
Oh, Shaggy
Uhh
This is why they call you 2 Dope, aint it?
Uhh, fuck yeah
Uhh, take it out, take it out
Uhh, now give something to J
Uhh, Violent J
Ooh, dont bite it, dont be violent with it, ow
Just suck it, nice and slow
Yeah... uhh
Uhh, fuck yeah
You got.. uhh, now give it back to Shaggy
He was sucking it better, uhh, now say my name
Say my name
What?
Oh, fuck you guys!
G-Give me my dick back!
Fuck you guys!
If you want Eminem, you can have Eminem!
Fuck you guys, Imma leaving!
No! Ken, wait! I-I-
Aw, damn!
Nice going, Shaggy!20Embed |
Love Me Lyrics
You dont see me in the hood
Thats cause Im doin this, man
Niggas, Im still grindin , I still hearin those sirens
Im still gettin chased by those lights
Only the lights lime, and my mics on
And my time is none, because Im writin more
And I aint here to meet a soul in this business
Im here to eat, speak, until these hoes feel this
And I cant let yall derail me, man
I got Young Kobie, homie, you gotta let go of Obie
Cause Obie be back
We got them craps goin on and that ac goin on
Soon as a nigga touch down, back from tourin
Its whatever , put that on the cheddar, man
But in the meantime, its Jimmy Iovine time
Chase cheese, rhyme til my voice give out
This is it my niggas, this what we boast about
Now Im here, so shut your motherfuckin mouth
And show me love, bitch
I just wanna love ya
For the rest of my life
I wanna hold you in the mornin
Hold you through the night
I just wanna love ya
For the rest of my life
I wanna hold you in the mornin
Hold you through the night
Theres a certain mystique when I speak, that you notice, thats sorta unique
Cause you know its me, my poetrys deep
And Im Stillmatic, the way I flow to this beat
You cant sit still, its like tryna smoke crack and go to sleep
Im strapped, its known any minute I could snap
Im the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped
I bully these rappers so bad lyrically
It aint even funny, I aint even hungry, it aint even money
You cant pay me enough for you to play me, its cockamanie
You just aint zany enough to rock with Shady
My noodle is cock-a-doodle, my clocks cuckoo
I got screws loose, yeah, the whole kit and caboodle
Im just brutal, its no rumor, Im numero uno
Assume it, theres no humor in it no more, you know
Im rollin with a swollen bowlin ball in my bag
You need a fag to come and tear a new hole in my ass
You better love me, bitch
I just wanna love ya
For the rest of my life
I wanna hold you in the mornin
Hold you through the night
I just wanna love ya
For the rest of my life
I wanna hold you in the mornin
Hold you through the night
My buzz is crazy in the hood, they holla my name
If it aint about the flow, its bout the stones and the chain
If I was you, Id love me too, I roll like a boss
911 Porsche same color as cranberry sauce
I aint gon front, I thought R. Kelly was the shit
Let me find out he fuckin round with Bow Wow bitch
Niggas eatin popcorn right, rewindin the tape
Now shorty mama in precinct, hollerin rape
Im convinced, man, somethin really wrong with these hoes
I thought Lil Kim was hot, til she start fuckin with her nose
I used to listen to Lauryn Hill, and tap my feet
Then the bitch put out a CD and didnt have no beats
That boy DAngelo, he determined not to fail
That nigga went butt-ass, for his record to sell
My back shotsll help Ashanti hit them high notes
And Big been taught Charli BMore to deep-throat
I just wanna love ya
For the rest of my life
I wanna hold you in the mornin
Hold you through the night
I just wanna love ya
For the rest of my life
I wanna hold you in the mornin
Hold you through the night 43Embed |
Break Stuff Lyrics
Its just one of those days when you dont wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks
You dont really know why, but you wanna justify
Rippin someones head off
No human contact, and if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker!
Its just one of those days
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or youll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
Its just one of those days, feelin like a freight train
First one to complain leaves with a blood stain
Damn right, Im a maniac, you better watch your back
Cause Im fuckin up your program!
And if youre stuck up, youre just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker!
Its just one of those days
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or youll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
Punk, so come and get it
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cause right now Im dangerous
Weve all felt like shit and been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw
Ill skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin this way
I just might break somethin tonight
I pack a chainsaw
Ill skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin this way
I just might break somethin tonight
I pack a chainsaw
Ill skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin this way
I just might break your fuckin face tonight!
Give me somethin to break
Give me somethin to break
Just give me somethin to break
How bout your fuckin face?
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw
A chainsaw
A motherfuckin chainsaw
So come and get it
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit lettin shit slip
Or youll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit, punk
So come and get it21Embed |
’97 Bonnie & Clyde Lyrics
Baby, your dada loves you
And Ima always be here for you
No matter what happens
Youre all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
Cmon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let Dada strap you in the car seat
Oh, wheres Mama? Shes takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh, that smell? Dada mustve runned over a skunk
Now, I know what youre thinkin, its kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your Mama, shes one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she dont get her way, shell throw a fit
Dont play with Dadas toy knife, honey, let go of it
And dont look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Dont you wanna help Dada build a sandcastle?
And Mama said she wants to show you how far she can float
And dont worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
Its just a little scratch, it dont hurt
Her was eatin dinner while you were sweepin
And spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mamas messy, aint she? Well let her wash off in the water
And me and you can play by ourselves, cant we?
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Theres a place called Heaven and a place called Hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And Dadas probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause Mamas got a new husband and a stepson
And you dont want a brother, do ya?
Maybe when youre old enough
To understand a little better, Ill explain it to ya
But for now, well just say Mama was real, real bad
Was bein mean to Dad and made him real, real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time out
Sit back in your chair, honey, quit tryna climb out
I told you its okay, Hai-Hai, want a ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Na-na-boo, goo-goo-ga-ga?
Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Dada change your didee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dadll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
97 Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Wake up, sweepyhead, were here, before we pway
Were gonna take Mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, dont cry, honey, dont get the wrong idea
Mamas too sweepy to hear you scweamin in her ear
Thats why you cant get her to wake, but dont worry
Dada made a nice bed for Mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help Dada tie a rope around this rock?
Well tie it to her footsie then well roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free
One, two, free, whee
There goes Mama, spashin in the water
No more fightin with Dad, no more restraining order
No more step-dada, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell Mama you love her
Now well go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help Dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us, just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us, just the two of us
Just you and I
Just me and you, baby, is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your dada will always be here for you
Your dadas always gonna love you, remember that
If you ever need me, Ima always be here for you
You ever need anything, just ask
Dada will be right there
Your dada loves you
I love you, baby29Embed |
Take From Me Lyrics
Youre going to be okay kid, youre going to be... okay
Is everything not enough?
What more can I give up?
Is there anyone that I can trust?
I give you my all and you still take from me
Uh, always been the type of dude thatd feed my clique
I know that without the fans, I aint shit
But yall better read my lips, I dont spit raps this ill
For you to just hack and steal and leak my shit, so peep my drift
I hope yall dont think yall helping me out
With that shit, that shits stressing me out
Nickel nine is blowin up; Christmas time
You should hang my album on top of your fireplace
Cause around that time, my stockins goin up
Feels like a victory bittersweet, cause the bigger I get
The bigger the wedge between the relationship
Of me and my bigger bro, hear what I said?
Feels like the shit was wished on me
Everything I do for the nigga, and the nigga know
I would do anything for him, but the nigga refuse to quit
Just straight shittin on me
Keepin your distance? Probably best
If you dont wanna fuck with me
But you know me probably best, fuck pity, you want that?
You know its Laila Alis chest: tough titty
The problems you got a problem, you think that Im already set
So Imma look down on you?
Just be proud of me, you already got my respect
I aint tryin to say something Id regret
So Imma just stop chasin the pain
And let you deal with the fact that we dont get along
Cause I got a big face in the game
Sometimes I feel like fuck my life
I fuck with a few niggas that I know
If my chick was a Shady ho
Niggas wouldnt think twice fore they fuck my wife
Guess thats the difference in friends and associates
I done been broke, I done been through the motions
I dont pay no attention to birds
I use my scope and I tend to the vultures
No one ever blows up your phone just to talk
I dont make money just to loan it to yall
Tell a nigga that then you wildin is like dialin
And then talking to a hole in the wall
Please look at these expenses, these niggas expensive
If I gotta lend you money every time I see you
Just to be your friend, bitch, I dont really need your friendship
Is everything not enough?
What more can I give up?
Is there anyone that I can trust?
I give you my all and you still take from me
I give and I give and you take and you take
And you just walk away without nothing to say
You just take from me, ay, ay
You just take from me, ay, ay
I live in a bubble, I struggle with the fame
Trouble is the pain grows double, give a fuck what you say
When my music you take so subtle, just to give it away
To people who dont even appreciate flows, mothafucka
Im livid today, cause I break my back to give you my art
You steal my thoughts, its like drivin a spike through my heart
You might not think its that big of a deal
To steal from me, but musics all I got
Aside from my daughters, not to sound like a martyr
But its getting harder than I thought
To not just go crazy, trapped in this house
Im about to just snap
Am I not deserving of what I got, did I not work for it?
Put it all in every record I record, well then
Please tell me why on this Earth, Lords it keep happening?
I keep rappin, but I wonder sometimes, is it worth all the bullshit?
Cause it feels like a down there ain’t no gettin up from
But I wont let it get me down, I wont succumb
Im anything but glum, so fuck em
Theyll appreciate me when Im gone, theyll say it was ill, right?
The way I killed mics? But the way I feel right now
It just feels like Im so done with this shit that I may as well wipe
I have nothing else to give you, nothing left to contribute
Farewell, I bid you, but before I go, my last gift to you
Ladies and gentlemen, Slaughterhouse, I give you
Is everything not enough?
What more can I give up?
Is there anyone that I can trust?
I give you my all and you still take from me
I give and I give and you take and you take
And you just walk away without nothing to say
You just take from me, ay, ay
You just take from me, ay, ay39Embed |
Raw Lyrics
Everything I say be raw
Im hardbody, everything I say be raw
Everything I say be raw
Im hardbody, everything I say be raw
Everything I say be raw
Im hardbody, everything I say be raw
Everything I say be raw
Everything I say be raw
You can never be my nemesis
You against me is me being a fool
And you being an enemy with benefits
I dont even consider myself deep
When Im rollin with thirty niggas
Cause Im so used to being in a syndicate
Boots on with my strap on me
You don’t know how Yeezy the season finna get
Bad and Evil, catch a body, catch your body that’s a membership
Put you on my hit list then turn around and kill up all the snitches
Then turn around and go to church, repent
Then ask the reverend, “Can I get a witness?”
Ha, I got an I.O.U. on my Bible’s view
Even God knows what I’m liable to do
When I’m high, bro, I represent the same significance
In hip-hop as Pac and Biggie
Driving side car door, cept Im alive though
Best believe I got no problem fucking your bitch, raw
And that mean I got no condom
Panamera Porsche, factory real white
That’s me in real life
And I’ll probably be ménaging more than the back of Meek Mill bike, I’m Hollywood
Good God, everything about me raw
From the lyrics to the gun play
Im hardbody, everything I say be raw
And I mean it
Everything I do be raw
What I do, I do it one way
Im hardbody, everything about me raw
And I mean it
On top of the world
Every motherfucker wants to get a piece of your ass
Then if you take a little time off from being unstoppable
Just to regroup and relax
No one will give you the time of fucking day
Im the rawest, uh, rest of yall just one of a
I’m becoming what I used to make fun of, a
Smug son of a bitch, fuck it though
Going for the fucking jugular
Leave them in a puddle of blood I’m a
Killer, but Im a cut above the others
Bloody glove in a prison yard, Jodi Arias
I’m coming for you, fuck if the world doesn’t approve
Here I come as a custodian Im dressed, to smuggle ya
Ass out wrapped up in a comforter come snuggle up with
Another fucking nut, we’ll make a tub of truffle butter
I’ma take this chubby, shove it up that nice round little bubble butt
Make it double-stuffed
Pull it out one hole, put it in the other one
Make a peanut butter cup, bust
We can fuck on a golf cart
Tell me how you want it, soft, hard, or fucking rough
Like a dog bark, stop at a Walmart
Get a couple of 50 watt bulbs with a hot tub
Fill up them buns with a hot dog
To be frank these other motherfuckers ain’t even in the ball park
Then she pulled out the condiment drawer
She must heard this is where the condoms get stored
Sign above the door to the sauna says
“Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah”
Told her I got something for her
Sharp and it’s pointed
And it’s head’s on swole, hold it like a samurai
She said, “Woah, look at that bulge, must have a huge ego”
I said, “Is it me you’re aiming that compliment toward?”
She said, “Yes, my ninja, please get to stabbing this shit”
I commenced to dropping them drawers
Threw my black belt and gauntlets all onto the floor
Zipped down my fly, whipped out my confident sword
Good God, everything about me raw
From the lyrics to the gun play
Im hardbody, everything I say be raw
And I mean it
Everything I do be raw
What I do, I do it one way
Im hardbody, everything about me raw
And I mean it
So that is why I’m better than everyone in the world
Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone95Embed |
Lose Yourself Lyrics
Yo, if you could just, for one minute
Or one split second in time, forget everything
Everything that bothers you
All your problems, everything, and follow me
If I was froze inside of a moment
If I could capture time inside a capsule, an hourglass full
Of sand in the palm of my hand, it passes through it
If I can grasp it and just control what happens to it
Then I can trap it, so no more time elapses through it
If raps could do it, maybe I could tap into it
Then I could try to channel it through Cadillacs and Buicks
To transmit through em, to make you put your ass into it
And thats when you hit the roof because you cant sit through it
Your passions too much for you to not be dancin to it
And as you do it, your movements become fast and fluent
Youre mashin to it, moshin til youre black and bluish
Youre actin foolish, this music it has influenced
You to be rowdy but in an orderly fashion, true its
Chaotic but its got your body movin as a unit
Unitin together tonight, so make it last and you better just—
Lose yourself in this music, this moment
We own it, we wont never let it go
You better move yourself cause tomorrows ass can wait
There is no time to sit there and procrastinate
Lose yourself in this music, this moment
We own it, we wont never let it go
You better move yourself cause tomorrows ass can wait
There is no time to sit there and procrastinate
You better—
As we descend together, we begin to move as one
In perfect unison just like the moon and sun
Illuminate the room and humans soon become aluminum
Rhythmically in sync, if youll excuse the pun
But if you could lose it once, I mean if you could let shit go
Relax, take a breath, and just let it exit slow
To rest your soul, you could leave the rest to me
If I could give the world a hit of ecstasy
To make em feel the feelin that Im feelin right this minute
Cause I feel like the night wont end until I get finished
So close the shades, makin sure no light gets in it
The skys the limit tonight because the nights infinite
A high percentage of black people and white mixed in it
But no one really gives a fuck cause they just like whats spinnin
His life was spinnin, the whole entire night just spinnin
Like lifes beginning
To come out from inside your skin and quit hidin in it
Lose yourself in this music, this moment
We own it, we wont never let it go
You better move yourself cause tomorrows ass can wait
There is no time to sit there and procrastinate
Lose yourself in this music, this moment
We own it, we wont never let it go
You better move yourself cause tomorrows ass can wait
There is no time to sit there and procrastinate
You better—80Embed |
Where I’m At Lyrics
Yeah, you got me
I’m up now, it’s your loss
Must suck to be you
History is like a quarter-note delay
It keeps repeating itself, and what else can I say?
You wondering why I act this way
I never shouldve gave you the time of day
Guess you know what time it is now, eh?
There mustve been a gust of wind
‘Cause you change your mind every time it blows
And you just changed it a-motherfuckin-gain
You just said you just wanted some dick fore I stuck it in
I wouldnt have been such a prick to you, fuckin men
You say you dont trust em
Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushin?
Some shit is goin down
You mustve just not been truthful from the start
See for me it’d be nothin to say you never had my heart
But I’d be lyin
Fuckin see why they call this bullshit a relationship: ships sink
And you know its love as soon as you fall in it ‘cause shit stinks
And it feels like every time I fuckin do I get jinxed
Cupid must have put a curse on me, six weeks
Have went by and we only spoke twice
I’m sittin in your driveway, callin you from the car, suffice
I think its safe to say you’re not at home
I’m callin your cell phone
You answer but I can tell though that youre not alone
How was I to know?
It shouldve been time to go a long time ago
I kept holdin on, its comical
When I think back now why I couldnt get the hint
And feel the draft you were throwin, I wasnt catchin your drift
But theres a cold breeze blowin over me, Im over you
Success is the best revenge to pay you back
And that payment is overdue
I overcame odds to get even
The sober me is shittin all over the un-sober you
And I hope they play this in every club that youre goin to
I’m hauntin you, bitch, everywhere you turn Im followin you
‘Cause I loved you with every ounce of me, you know its true
Its killin you now, yeah, I hope the ho dies slow in you
Its ‘cause of you now I don’t trust ‘em at all, fuck em!
Middle finger up, I’m gon just keep grabbin my balls, cup em
I’ll never fall again, I trip on stairs, I fall up em
So, buttercup, dont try to come back knockin on my door all dolled up
‘Cause I’m movin on, don’t worry about me
‘Cause I’m gon be just fine without you, you’ll see
There aint no one on this Earth right now I’d much rather be
‘Cause, goddamn it, I’m glad that I’m me
I said if you could be where I’m at
You’d wanna be you too
If you felt the way I feel, I bet you’d be in as good a mood as I am
But you don’t ‘cause you just feel like you
I said if you could be where I’m at
You’d wanna be you too
If you felt the way I feel, I bet you’d be in as good a mood as I am
But you don’t ‘cause you just feel like you
Uh, I’ve had it for the last time
Your actions got me hot as my last rhyme
Your options are leave or put out, granted, your ass fine
Fine just aint gon cut it
Drama is what you’re in love with
You and them bitches you run with
Lately I’m feelin smothered
You snooped around for dirt to be uncovered
Conceited with cover girl motives, I gotta rise above it
You thinkin about whos lovin me, I’m thinkin about who doesn’t
Doesn’t really matter what you say, sickness in my stomach
Told you I was gon be splittin, you don’t think I mean it?
Left you with everything I got, fuck you! Ain’t no secret
No apologies, you keep it
Now that I’m doin my thing and you peep it
The badder times all outweigh the recent
Your energy, who needs it?
Every rumor you hear, you go believe it
Point out the times you’ve seen it
You stabbed me, should have leaned it
Revenge is mine, I need it, need a way out
It’s my fuckin life, let her find a way to stay out
Bet you thought I’d break, it aint that easy
Bet you thought Id need you a million times before you need me
Leave me everything that I gave to you
Aint no freebies, get your coat and go
The female Pinocchio, money-hungry hopeless ho
You fuckin with my focus so
Go back to that chump that played the role befo
Love is like a cancer when you don’t let go
I’ma blow fo sho
Unnecessary weight makes the boat go slow
I don’t need you sinkin us, hope you float
Lyin through my teeth, I hope you don’t
Not a sound out her be dope
Bottles pop out while he smoke
Hate we met, proud that we broke
Let them girls crowdin me go
If they got somethin to show, let em show me
I dont love em, never lonely, never even left a scar
You fell hard, I’m laughin, ha ha ha ha ha
Tire smoke fancy car, nothin is what we are
No beginnin, no tomorrow
‘Cause I’m movin on, don’t worry about me
‘Cause I’m gon be aight without you, you’ll see
There aint no one on this Earth right now I’d much rather be
‘Cause, goddamn it, I’m glad that I’m me
I said if you could be where I’m at
You’d wanna be you too
If you felt the way I feel
I bet you’d be in as good a mood as I am
But you don’t, ‘cause you just feel like you
I said if you could be where I’m at
You’d wanna be you too
If you felt the way I feel
I bet you’d be in as good a mood as I am
But you don’t, ‘cause you just feel like you
I said if you could be where I’m at 35Embed |
Can I Bitch Lyrics
Uncle Marshall, will you tell us a bedtime story?
Here we go!
Now, once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came, and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper-wood
So these silly little fans, they were misled
By a nerdy Internet computer hip-hop head
Me and you, Clef, were gonna make some cash.
Grab this silver paint and just paint my ass.
Hey, mister, would you care to bear witness to
The ass-whippin Im about to administer
To this ass-kissin little vaginal blister?
Stanibus, little Marshall Mathers sister
And in this corner, we have the Mr
Not-Havin-It, its the Mad, sinister
Dr. Evil, with his bag of tricks for
This little antagonistic faggot
Dick-sucking ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
Im bout to murder little Kenny-Fag-Kaniff-sta
You bastard, I aint wanna have to diss ya
Canibus, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!
Canibitch, oh, Canibitch
Wherefore art thou, Canibitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin with
Canibitch, oh, Canibitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York, or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh, Canibitch
Now, at first, I aint really understand this shit
Picture me, for a second, and imagine it
Chillin in the Bat Mansion relaxin when
All of a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners, its
Canibitch, on some Stan Lives shit
It creeped me out at first; man, this is sick
But me, bein just as sick, this conflict
Gets my dick harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters, you were tellin me shit like
You respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter, you asked how come I aint return
None of the messages at Shady Records you left me
The fourth letter: Slim, youre really startin to upset me.
The fifth letter told me you were comin to get me
The sixth letter, theres a bomb threat on our building
This crazy motherfuckers really tryna kill me
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit! Thats not a E, thats an A!
This dude wants to leave me a massage, hes gay!
Right away, Im on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey, Marshall, Im on the way.
Canibitch, oh, Canibitch
Wherefore art thou, Canibitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin with
Canibitch, oh, Canibitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York, or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh, Canibitch
So, in two seconds flat, Dres at my crib
Only thing is, we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh, Dre, wait a minute, thats it!
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo-boost
We can fly over the border! Lets Go!
So were off to Toronto and were gainin speed
What was that? Oh, Jermaine Dupri.
Fuck it, keep goin, no time to waste
Wait, back up. Hit him one more time, in case.
Okay, fuck, now hes draggin under the car
Oh well, only thirty more thousand miles!
Meanwhile, me and Dre are tryna conversate
Just tryna find a reason for the constant hate
And tryna figure out what happened to Germaine Propane
He couldnt have fell off that hard. Aint no way!
What happened to the way you was rappin
When you was scandalous?
That Canibus turned into a television evangelist!
Plus, he raps with his regular voice
What was that? Pet Shop Boys.
So, we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin, but his ass was rotted
And he kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figured if I stick him with a fork, hes done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin—Christ!
He wont die! This guys like a battered wife!
Hes like Kim: he keeps comin back for more
But he wont fight back, I cracked his jaw
Hold up! Bis, quit foldin up!
Punch me in the chest, make my shoulders touch
Do something! At least one punchline!
Come on! Til the meter reads Nine! Nine! Nine-
Ty nine percent of my fans are blond!
Bis, come on, answer me, man, respond!
Tell me bout the sun, rain, moon and stars!
Intergalactical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs!
Bite another line from Redmans song!
Suddenly, the stub of a dead mans arm
From a midget reaches out from under the car
Its J.D.! This motherfucker wont die, neither!
Dre starts sprayin him with cans of ether
We swamped the bitch in it; stomped the bitch again
Compton! Detroit, bitch, talk some shit again!
Stomp him! Switch feet! Stomp him! Switch again!
Dre, all right, hes dead, dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanibus jumped off the bridge again!
Damn, He disappeared, yo, hes gone, he did it again!
Canibitch, oh, Canibitch
Wherefore art thou, Canibitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin with
Canibitch, oh, Canibitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York, or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh, Canibitch22Embed |
Revival Lyrics
Ive drowned and high from the ashes
Now I cant recall your laughter
The smoke of everything Ill grasp by ends or whats left over
And the lights in every broken blown-out window
Screaming, laughing
I like to feel it coursing out
This is our revival45Embed |
Old Time’s Sake Lyrics
Good evening
This is your fucking captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of
Four million and a half.. feet
Thats eight million miles in the sky
Please... undo your seat belt for takeoff
You are now free to smoke about the cabin
Im Dre, from back in the day, from
N.W.A, from black and the gray, from
Choking a bitch, to smacking her face, from
Stacking up bodies, to racking AKs up
From racking up hits, to stacking them crates up
Im still hungry, and Im back with a tapeworm
And were whats happenin in rap entertainment
Me and Shady, as far as competition, faggot, there aint none
Speak of the Devil, its attack of the Rain Man
Chainsaw in hand, bloodstain on my apron
Soon as the blade spun, vrrunn, they run away from
Who wanna play dungeon? No one is safe from
In search of a brain surgeon, a great one
Wait, it aint funny, man, its urgent, I need one
Two boxes of detergent in a paint gun
And an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1
So one more time for old times sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And lets go
I said, one more time for old times sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And lets go
Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon Wireless
A nice environment, surprised entirely
Hypnotized by the sound, I surround the hydrants
Taking lives of firemen; say goodbye, here I am again
Naked wives and Vicodin
Before I begin to get so high, pussy boy, I could spin
Vinn-vinn, fuck the handle, I fly off the hinge
Let that boy off the bench, coach, and throw it to him
There he goes in his trench coat, no clothes again
Baby, make us some french toast and show us some skin
Ill show you every inch grows on my foreskin
Show me nipple, I pinch both, and throw up a ten
Now you know its a sin to tease, blow us again
The sorcerer of intercourse; if its forced, its him
Dont fight the feeling if youre feeling the force within
And when you wake up in the morning next to the porcelain
So one more time for old times sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And lets go
I said, one more time for old times sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And lets go
Now where theres smoke, theres fire, where theres fire, theres flames
Where theres flames, theres chronic, either you high or you aint
I got no time for no games
Nuh-uh, he aint playin
Hes gon get the AK and aim it right at your brain
Im slightly insane, vodka and creatine
Hpnotiq and Red Bull, its an incredible energy drink
And its given me wings, I believe I can fly
While I pee on a girl, you wont catch me CSI
Its as easy as pie, and as simple as cake
Dre, get on the mic and make em tremble and shake
Now put your smoke up in the air, raise your Henny and Coke
And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know
We can smoke til theres no more lighter fluid to do it
Lets get into it, youre smokin with the triedest and truest
I got the Midas touch when it comes to rollin shit up
You motherfuckers aint smokin, you just holdin shit up
Now here we go, lets get up, get down, hold up a blunt
I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one
Cause if at first you dont succeed, wont hurt to smoke some weed
Now them words are just a little more personal for me
Seeing as how I blew up off of puffing them trees
Well smoke enough for me, fuck yeah, light it up, Cheech
Come on, smoke me out cuz, give me contact buzz
Get me on track, they love me when Im on that stuff
But this is Earth calling Shady, man, come on back—What?
Man, were losing him, he wont even respond back, fuck!
Now look at all the pretty women in here
Dre, its hot, I think we better go check on their temperatures
Ill get the thermometer, you get the bandages
Now baby, just bend over, this wont hurt a damn bit, just—
Give me one more time for old times sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And lets go
I said, one more time for old times sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that break
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And lets go 40Embed |