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I am so resisting the fact that it's a Monday and I have work in a few hours.
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first day of "summer break" .. PRETTY lame. gonna watch me a whole hour of George Lopez mmhmms then go to bed ... maybe? ... HAH! bye.
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@oldbluebox lmao, I couldn't fit the disclaimer in the OG tweet.
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@yasexy mannnn I gotta find sumtheenggg!!! Ugh
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@YoungQ I dreamt last night that you passed that msg I sent you onto my man, ddub. So there you go, that's my dream, literally
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@Sean10144 u need a better picture
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@kendragomes truth hurts .. i know
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I decided to wear a jacket to feel warmer.. LOL
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Reading bout yesterday's tragic news (no not that....altho that was tragic too); Jelena Jankovic getting beat at The French Open
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ok..moms bought courtney a dress for graduation that look like a damn clown coat collar and some dora explorer shoes.. wtf...lol
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@_strokemyEGO soooo ...it's just one story!? lol
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@BigJTLad or 40 shirts in Primark
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i don't want Beinazir to go! She seemed to fun in her audition ! #Big Brother
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@caspararemi Fair point. One day is probably enough for me
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Twitter isn't working for me right now
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@lialicious04 IT WAS FINE ORIENTATION IS GONNA BE ON SAT
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@SarahHorvat Okay Never heard of but geography isn't my strength, I barely know where I am sometimes :-P
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I think somebody put a hex on me. The ghost of Mariah's voice has struck again!! Some1 needs to rub my tummy.
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ok so I didn't finish the paper, but there's always tomorrow! another night of sweet dreams...
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@BeckyMcCray A week of fun w/son & then some time off actually... summer!
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I love my friends no matter what they do.. 芒聶楼
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I'm so glad were better now. (: Math Asses. tomorrow
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Home from the racetrack. Can you say CRAPOLA?! 24 had this. Nite. #nascarracingfan #racingdigest #NASCAR_RealTime #NASCARSays #clt #LT
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OMG. I think I made @vickijonasx and @excelentcelery sick!!! If I did, I'm so so so so so so sorry guys!!
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I gave up in updating about my msia klg trip. And I have got a large number of pictures to upload too. One word to describe, L-A-Z-Y.
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@defiantwisdom I will If you see me calling it Twatdeck again..you know I've fallen out with it again!
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@NeilDiamond Can't wait sir! Wish you would do a cross country "poe dunk" tour...It's hard living rural and getting to a concert!
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Oh hun. I'm sorry. I know how those are.
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feels sad for not being able to see David Cook at the SM Atrium later this afternoon! SATURDAY, come here already!! (LOL) *can't wait*
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Stocks slide for second day [Link]
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I wish I could have given everyone here a hug when I had the chance. Just realized that the symbols i add is my attmpt at showing feeling
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going to take my bike for a ride
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@roninreckless dude you didn't even say bye
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Is done with EVERY LITTLE EFFING EXAM !! Alhamdulilah halelujaaaa!! Such a great relief!! Great job tish ur amazing
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#exam today
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Just been treated to a hot chocolate by the PM. Totally unexpected
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i wnt to say a big thnx to every 1 that wished me happy Bday & i want to thank @nunokaka84 for making a video wishing me happy bday
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@catherinedk Glad you went! I was living through text updates Go Jackets!
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@LoBosworth its also wont stop raining in toronto , canada either
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@dcorsetto Interested to see where this goes! When does the number of partners cross over from 'ok' to 'too many'? Split the middle, 150?
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@chrisbaskind I miss the mountains so much. It's that climate in the morning/evening all summer long. sighs
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blah! i have to take my spanish exam tomarrow! im so going to fail it.
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i took this pic sum minutes ago [black haired again] / twitpic doesn't work o__O [Link]
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missin my wifey already....
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New Betting Opportunity. Got a hospital appointment tomorrow. What will I come away with? MRSA, Swine Flu, or something else?
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Mauresmo won. But it was nice game.
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@thelemic Same
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LOL 1 more day till the end of half term and back to school
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I want kisses, too.
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@pervvvy don't panic, Jonacheg will help you vodka vodka vodka
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@toesha yeah that does deserve a face
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Is exhausted
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DAMN YOU TWITTER i just #lostthegame
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saw Star Trek. Bit late, but it was pretty awesome
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@ATXGGRANADOS WITHOUT ME
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@OliviaPinupArt A big welcome to Twitterlandz grrl! Really wish I could have made it to the Bettie show, glad to hear it was a success
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My iPod Nano survives an extra heavy wash+dry cycle! That's the "I"in ID
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@tikoshia Thanks!
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@amandacharrie Got it hun! U hate ur Job, right?! And i hate May 18th hehehe life's wonderful! ) lol x
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@PinkBerryGirl people still eat those things
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what a great evening... more leads, and a glass of wine!! Heaven
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@SongzYuuup Imma sting you... LOL~ XOXO
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@billyraycyrus i'm from Argentina. you should come with miley ;) here we LOVE U ALL
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@SASSYwomen thought u were feeling better?
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@philrandolph Alright alright. I'm in. Week 1, day 1 will commence after today's run. (crap)
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@KirstenJ77 oh, the cable provider in my country is starhub. the decoder box with recording /built in hard disk is called a hubstation
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I want summer back
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FUCK the blues lost y do the maroons have to win! they can die! and the video ref is a fuck wit!!
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i have a sore throat, and a cough that wont go away
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Ugh! I hate it when it rains. I feel all like :|
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[Link] - That feels better somehow.
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Going to bed. yay for sheet being fresh out of the dryer.
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@Dannymcfly Fucking Sucks about Hatton losing huh? Was a strong start then i just don't know what went wrong
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@GenghisGrill Whats up GG!! I love you, but last time I went was the craziest experience I ever had there, and I didn't get to eat
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We are losing pretty badly
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yeah, 'm waiting for my starbucks coffee..
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@mitchelmusso my friend sent u call bck messages. i dunno if you could reply but she has no credit thts all.
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er i cant ddo this devicee thinge for twitter
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man az hich rahi nemitoonam on sham
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@goth_kittie which nommy place did you frequent? lol and heres me stuck in my office all alone
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thanks to science i'll be studying all weekend, till my body falls apart. last exam monday. i need my summer .. until .. summerschool
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Danny not in Idol finale!!!
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@nelle00 very pretty - forest, wine country, hippies, breweries!!
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@MrPeterAndre follow me please!
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I want to go to a foam party! Boourns! I work early Friday morning though
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@jimmrowe sounds good I have to clean the piggys put a a rats. May play on the wii abit, bit of wii fit, and sort out my make up! Whoo!!
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bad mood & headache ...someone make me happy
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@3LL3N that is so awesome
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Got a boo-boo at work.
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hate bein in the house on my own
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@flossa noooo bloody idea. upset about things i guess.
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@MikeFoden glad to hear it, altho you do realise you're teasing
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@BundaQeela You need a new dream a new way of thingking
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@JaySlacks Was too busy & drained doing @Ubisoft Live at E3 Great E3 show excitement seems back though!
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Watching season 4 of Weeds, well, the end of it. #howarewe 6/10. Bit tired from all the walking earlier but still happy I saw the piglets
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@tommcfly Is Harry still alive? His twitter is soooo... "eeew"
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@nick_carter can't see it it says "This video is private."
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T looked at me intently from exersaucer, raised his closed fist, opened it, then closed again. "Milk." My boy can sign!
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@mariahcarey 's single and @shakira 's single need to leak
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hmm. good morning twitter. i love how i never get hangovers
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