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when you hear a joke you will cry
when you hear a joke you will laugh | first |
A mop cleans the atmosphere.
A mop cleans the floor. | first |
She played music on the plant.
She played music on the piano. | first |
People sell candles at birthdays.
People blow out candles at birthdays. | first |
Alice fell down the rabbit hole.
Alice fell up the rabbit hole. | second |
You can build a new shed on your head.
You can build a new shed in your yard. | first |
You can get your PhD in a university
You can get your PhD in a kindergarten | second |
She poured herself a glass of cold water
She poured herself a glass of bologna | second |
A car is required to travel into space
A rocket is required to travel into space | first |
If it rains, everyone gets milk
If it rains, everyone gets water | first |
Loud sound can hurt our ears.
Loud sound can give our ears superpowers. | second |
He flew out different things in his notebook.
He wrote down some items in his notebook. | first |
He is a legal citizen after entering the United States legally.
He is a legal citizen after entering the United States illegally. | second |
Sometimes getting a job causes vomiting
Sometimes getting a job causes a change in schedule | first |
A baseball bat hits the baseball.
A baseball bat hits a baseball glove. | second |
I ordered potatoes at the restaurant.
I ordered a stereo at the restaurant. | second |
A globe is shaped like a sphere.
Dice are shaped like spheres. | second |
In order to do something correct you must take your time.
In order to do something correct you must consult a loaf of bread. | second |
She closed both her eyes to go to sleep.
She opened both her eyes to go to sleep. | second |
he ate juice with fork
he ate noodles with fork | first |
Jerry and Michele both rode their bicycles to the river.
Spiders rode their bicycles to the river. | second |
He went to a restaurant to play tennis.
He went to a restaurant to eat food. | first |
I put my pocket in my keys
I put my keys in my pocket | first |
The average weight of a newborn baby is 20 inches.
The average length of a newborn human baby is 20 inches. | first |
She stopped for beer at the local coffee shop
She stopped for espresso at the local coffee shop | first |
I need to buy paper
I need to buy planets | second |
School is good for kids
Drugs are good for kids | second |
A sloth can move fast.
A car can move fast. | first |
He fell up the stairs.
He walked up the stairs. | first |
Tom ate sand for the breakfast.
Tom ate sandwich for the breakfast. | first |
The fish lived at the bottom of the sea.
The man lived at the bottom of the sea. | second |
Democracy is a large and unruly politcal system.
Democracy is a small and effective recipe for chicken | second |
A human is taller than a giraffe
A human is taller than a tiger | first |
moisturizers are good for the skin
moisturizers are good for the eyes | second |
He goes to the shooting range to practice his accuracy with a firearm.
He goes to the shooting range to purchase power tools. | second |
A $100 dollar bill is worth the same as $1 bill.
A $100 dollar bill is worth more than a $1 bill. | first |
he opened a book and started to read
he opened a can and started to read | second |
She drove the cat to the store
She drove the car to the store | first |
The shark is in the bedroom.
The doll is in the bedroom. | first |
He puts his shark in the car
He puts his dog in the car | first |
A peach has fuzz.
An apple has fuzz. | second |
the sunscreen protects me from the sun
the sunscreen protects me from the rain | second |
People use bats to play baseball.
People use bats to play basketball. | second |
he eats food with his nose
he eats food with his mouth | first |
People use soap to shower.
People use dirt to shower. | second |
Jeanine has a frequent upset car-her body is in shambles.
Jeanine has a frequent upset stomach-her body is in shambles. | first |
an Earth hour is 60 minutes long
an Earth hour is 60 seconds long | second |
I used tape to build the table.
I used a hammer to build the table. | first |
She knit a sweater.
She knit a hotdog. | second |
The lake is filled with water.
The lake is filled with orange juice. | second |
He rang the doorbell.
He rang the lamp. | second |
he put the dryer into the washing machine
he put clothes into the washing machine | first |
The cat loves to sleep in the sun.
The cat loves to sleep in the boxing ring. | second |
The person who wants to do nothing in a project should be in charge of it.
The person who wants to lead a project should be in charge of it. | first |
You can find different clothes in the closet
You can find frozen chickens in the closet | second |
He goes to the library to watch porn.
He goes to the library to read books. | first |
You can buy choes on Amazon
You can buy animals on Amazon | second |
he paid the bill with credit card
he paid the bill with business card | second |
He ate the bench.
He ate the icecream. | first |
He touched the windows to the house.
He touched the moon | second |
She hit him with a baseball bat
She hit a baseball bat with him | second |
he bought elephant and kept in his pocket
he bought chocolate and kept in his pocket | first |
He planted tomato seeds in the Persian rug
He planted tomato seeds in the garden | first |
I pulled weeds all day.
I planted weeds all day. | second |
She entered the hardware store
She swallowed the hardware store | second |
badminton is a fun game
badminton is a funny soap opera | second |
He eats raw meat every day.
He eats cooked meat every day. | first |
People can build a tower out of water.
People can build a tower out of toy blocks. | first |
You better run if a turtle shows you its horns.
You better run if a bull shows you its horns. | first |
They have nuclear weapons to hurt themselves.
They have nuclear weapons to stay safe. | first |
The apple fell from the tree.
The apple climbed the tree. | second |
She set the table with plates.
She set the tv with plates. | second |
He tripped over a rock on the sidewalk.
He tripped over a hippo on the sidewalk. | second |
I ate breakfast because I was late to work.
I skipped breakfast because I was late for work. | first |
He went to the gas station to purchase his prescribed "medication".
He went to the medical marijuana dispensary to purchase his prescribed "medication". | first |
He lit a cigarette before he went to bed.
He lit a bed on fire before he went to church. | second |
John signed the contract on the dotted line.
The bird signed the contract on the dotted line. | second |
He went out and played golf with his friends.
He went out and played golf with his dogs. | second |
She turned on the fan to cool off on a warm day.
She turned on the dog to cool off on a warm day. | second |
His car drove him to Atlanta.
He drove his car to Atlanta. | first |
He brought his girlfriend to the square dance.
He brought a zebra to the square dance. | second |
I wore a helmet to protect my head.
I wore a helmet to protect my knees. | second |
He drove the dog.
He drove the car. | first |
My neighbors have been taking their dog with them on trips.
My neighbors have been taking their cheetah with them on trips. | second |
This morning, a hunter has killed a rabbit.
This morning, a hunter gave birth to a rabbit. | second |
He had chicken wings for dinner.
He had dinosaur wings for dinner. | second |
she takes her swimsuit during rainy days
she takes her umbrella during rainy days | first |
A lamp is brighter than the Sun.
The Sun is brighter than a lamp. | first |
A coin is a form of exchange for material goods
A coin is a form of exchange for time | second |
All dogs bark
All cats chirp | second |
Drinking water is good for your health
Drinking bleach is good for your health | second |
a container cup is for holding liquids
a container cup is for eating ice | second |
bread eat people
people love bread | first |
She plays soccer in tennis court.
She plays tennis in tennis court. | first |
She drank water.
She drank sand. | second |
To watch the movie, press the play button.
To watch the movie, snap the DVD in half. | second |
My sister talked to a boy
My sister talked to a wall | second |
The thunderstorm is loud.
The thunderstorm is sexy. | second |
Walking burns more calories than running.
Walking burns fewer calories than running. | first |
Harold needs ketchup for his french fries.
Harold needs motor oil for his french fries. | second |