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Democracy AF
Its election day and you know what that means
When you vote, remember to and vote for minor parties in the Senate
The main thing I miss from the Hawke and Keating era was the independent foreign policy Thats something we may never see again, I fear International relations should be front and centre in but theyre almost absent
We think today will be much closer than everyone thinks Theres a factor now that conservative voters in many countries do not actually admit they are conservative voters because of the stigma attached by the judgmental left wing
They all come out on Election Day
Reading up on all the weirdo senate parties before I go to vote, and am thrilled that the Citizens Electoral Councils arts policy is to do away with banal pop music, Hollywood movies and drugs
Remember people, if you dont vote your cant complain
Today Regardless of the outcome, I feel that the Australian voting system has so much to offer 1 Preferential voting 2 Compulsory voting 3 Election always on a Saturday 4 Easy prepolling and absentee voting and postal voting Its always a great day
The award for best democracy doggo goes to
Another election day Another time I No though at my polling place
Residents of Broken Hill exercising their democratic right
Yes Aussies please lets all go to the polls today Every vote matters Go get that democracy sausage
Hey hey Lets get rid of those cunts in government
Which party is supporting the revival of synchronised punk jumps
I can comfortably say that I sampled BBQ treats at each of the polling stations we visited in the federal electorate of Dickson, and my favourite yumyums was the Democracy Burger at Dayboro State School
Same at mine and the barbie hadnt fired up yet
Voted
Liberals and Labor, meat pies and sausage rolls, decisions, decisions
Huge queues and not a in sight 2 reasons to avoid North Metro TAFE on Francis St
hopefully whomever party gets in power they follow through with promises Thats our nations biggest worry
Voted below the line and genuinely struggled when deciding who to put last
Just realised that by voting early theres no for us
Did you change your vote to Labor because Bob Hawke died
Appears that someone thinks that when it comes to Canberra amp leadership Rickys as good a choice as any
i love democracy but my polling place had run out of onions for my sausage i vote we offer funding for sausage stands
When the lady asks if were voting under the same surname
Sausage aquired Voting was swell Heres hoping this country Doesnt go to hell
Want to see a real
A song for today Vote For Me The Specials via
Just a reminder to not throw away your vote, its our future
Vote has been cast Options werenot greatand I followed a Howtovote card for the first time for the House of Reps but only because the preferences aligned with what I wouldve voted anyway I feel so dirty
Democratic duty done for the day in every person and their dog has dropped in during seeding Clearly a one horse race at the Palmer booth with only having any gear on display
More policies that Clive amp Pauline put together Vote for the Good Boy
You wont believe the fine for not voting in the election via
Love Election Day Took great pleasure in numbering every box, chatting with people at the sausage sizzle, looking forward to nerding out in front of the TV tonight
Shes always picking up icky gross things
I think more people at home in Canada would vote if we knew about the Democracy Sausage
Utter disappointment that is sold out at Mimosa public summing up this whole election
Go Albo
Just a hop, skip and a plié from the dance studio to vote at Albury Public School
A big thank you to all the people that early for the Australian elections Walked in the polling station set in my old primary school and there was no waiting at all 60 candidates below the line later and I was out of there
How great is democracy And compulsory voting Whatever the result we are so lucky to be able to participate in free and fair elections
Funny how every party at the polling place avoided giving me a pamphlet before I went to vote Guess I dont fit in any partys demographic
Me soon having to wait in line to vote and dealing with people shoving paper in my face
Im stuck in a queue at my local polling booth and theres a Liberal in front of me talking about how reinstating penalty rates, that were only got rid of last year, will send him and the three cafes hes owned for fifteen years broke Thats some crazy logic
No democracy sausages at the voting centre in Chatswood UNACCEPTABLE
Fine quality democracy sausage to go with a good vibe for in Boothby
Under or on top
still after 25 day campaign, this is all you have NO POLICIES ONLY NEGATIVE TO FINISH YOUR PERTTIME GOVT WITH GOODBYE TO A PARTTIME GOVT WHO ONLY SAT FOR 7 DAYS THIS YEAR, time for you to go back to kindy and learn respect, honesty
I voted early, as did 3 million Australians I think its time we talked about the real issue at hand Why are there no democracy sausages at early polling
There was no sausage sizzle where I voted I riot
I feel privileged to live in a country where I can bet on the federal election horse race Whos going to win this one
I LOVE AUSTRALIA
Waiting to vote
vote for one giving free dental
So wait Its compulsory to vote Is that
in ScorpioTaurus could mean people vote emotionally based on economytaxeshousingfinancial security Full Moon could also mean a hung parliament With no birth times of leaders, its very hard to call
The best part about election day is the end of the horrid advertising
If you hate what the stand for,its not a good reason to vote
Getting my democracy sausage in a bacon and egg sandwich this morning Hamilton Hill, Western Australia, Australia
Best part about voting in todays Australian Federal election was the So good, I had two
What happens if I vote Liberal in my seat of Isaacs
Democracy cupcakes 2019
working hard for justice
Theyre up and at it in Avon votes Residents take to the polls via
Yet again, all the cardboard booths were right handed ie pencils tethered on the right Next election I will be standing on a left handers platform It was extremely rightist
Dont forget your democracy sausage today Cooked with passion
Stepping into the little cardboard booth to vote for our next Prime Minister Religious conservatives and right wing nutjobs pollute the ballot paper Rolls up sleeves OK, whose the LEAST worst
Lovely day polling Vote 1 Hinch Great support
Now this is how you do a Melb election On the one side we got our sausage sizzle happening and right next to it is a coffee truck Cast a vote then grab a snag and a flat white Excellent
An ALP victory over a timid, divided Coalition unlikely to represent an imprimatur for the full agenda of the progressive Left, nor a fix for its contradictions over culture as largescale immigration swellsamp diversifies religious belief
Prepare thee for the Battle of the Ballot Wouldnt miss this for the world
Kicking off our Election Day with a nice walk up Mount Schank Im pretty ready for that right now
Is it really voting if its not followed by a democracy sausage
Just a few hours to go and you can stop the lies
Agree, we absolutely nail it
I am a typical Australian manbloke As Prime Minister I will strive to be ridgey didge
Have a good Election Day, everyone Definitely putting my voice in for clean energy
So perplexed At my voting centre today the only person there representing the Libs was a young African boy Support whoever you want, democracy etc but does he realise that party made a platform based on hate and scare tactics because of his race
Ok everyones seen that Clive Make Australia Great Palmers polling booth signs are printed in China, right
Election day , but since I live in the safest Liberal electoral seat in the country Ill just have to pretend my pieces of paper can actually make a difference have some good ideas IMHO
Brilliant
Find you local voting centre here and enjoy exercising your right to choose your representatives in the Australian Parliament
Okay folks, finally we have the opportunity to actually change the direction of political life in Australia Its been an ugly few years Lets get it right, and put humanity and the planet back at the forefront of affairs
That is the worst election I have ever voted in Could barely get to 12 in the upper house and wanted to give up after 3 in the lower
Best part of voting
Evolution of at Yeo Park Vietnamese noodles Oz democracy is the best
The first four was a piece of cake but seperating Fred Nile Group, One Nation amp Clive Palmer candidates for the Superfecta numbers was too hard
Overheard at the polling booths in Kooyong RacistsBiggotsRacist biggots FacistsCommunistsSocialists NutbagsHippiesSocialists Ohhhh sounds funs 1 Welcome to democracy in Australia
READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS
Dad amp Hugo supporting in Balwyn
To all whore new to voting on this day, no you dont get a sausage in return for voting You dont even vote for a PM You DO get to put your preferences where you want them, to vote for supporting the vulnerable amp disadvantaged, amp put the bigoted, racist last
Another federal vote and another day of feeling angry, hopeless and fedup with these clowns in Australian Politics
I threw a vote to the HEMP party, and one to the Pirate party I resent having to pick one of these incompetent imbeciles, let along 6 of them Its like they think if they put enough names on there, well go with what we know
I wonder how many Aussies were like the guy next to me at the booth this morning Looked at it, studied it, asked audibly Who ARE these people then Fuck it and left his papers in the booth and walked out
Got my I voted sticker
The queue to vote in Brisbanes West End
Voted
The Auskick Snag VERSUS the Democracy Sausage And the winner is heart disease

Democracy AF

Its election day and you know what that means

When you vote, remember to and vote for minor parties in the Senate

The main thing I miss from the Hawke and Keating era was the independent foreign policy Thats something we may never see again, I fear International relations should be front and centre in but theyre almost absent

We think today will be much closer than everyone thinks Theres a factor now that conservative voters in many countries do not actually admit they are conservative voters because of the stigma attached by the judgmental left wing

They all come out on Election Day

Reading up on all the weirdo senate parties before I go to vote, and am thrilled that the Citizens Electoral Councils arts policy is to do away with banal pop music, Hollywood movies and drugs

Remember people, if you dont vote your cant complain

Today Regardless of the outcome, I feel that the Australian voting system has so much to offer 1 Preferential voting 2 Compulsory voting 3 Election always on a Saturday 4 Easy prepolling and absentee voting and postal voting Its always a great day

The award for best democracy doggo goes to

Another election day Another time I No though at my polling place

Residents of Broken Hill exercising their democratic right

Yes Aussies please lets all go to the polls today Every vote matters Go get that democracy sausage

Hey hey Lets get rid of those cunts in government

Which party is supporting the revival of synchronised punk jumps

I can comfortably say that I sampled BBQ treats at each of the polling stations we visited in the federal electorate of Dickson, and my favourite yumyums was the Democracy Burger at Dayboro State School

Same at mine and the barbie hadnt fired up yet

Voted

Liberals and Labor, meat pies and sausage rolls, decisions, decisions

Huge queues and not a in sight 2 reasons to avoid North Metro TAFE on Francis St

hopefully whomever party gets in power they follow through with promises Thats our nations biggest worry

Voted below the line and genuinely struggled when deciding who to put last

Just realised that by voting early theres no for us

Did you change your vote to Labor because Bob Hawke died

Appears that someone thinks that when it comes to Canberra amp leadership Rickys as good a choice as any

i love democracy but my polling place had run out of onions for my sausage i vote we offer funding for sausage stands

When the lady asks if were voting under the same surname

Sausage aquired Voting was swell Heres hoping this country Doesnt go to hell

Want to see a real

A song for today Vote For Me The Specials via

Just a reminder to not throw away your vote, its our future

Vote has been cast Options werenot greatand I followed a Howtovote card for the first time for the House of Reps but only because the preferences aligned with what I wouldve voted anyway I feel so dirty

Democratic duty done for the day in every person and their dog has dropped in during seeding Clearly a one horse race at the Palmer booth with only having any gear on display

More policies that Clive amp Pauline put together Vote for the Good Boy

You wont believe the fine for not voting in the election via

Love Election Day Took great pleasure in numbering every box, chatting with people at the sausage sizzle, looking forward to nerding out in front of the TV tonight

Shes always picking up icky gross things

I think more people at home in Canada would vote if we knew about the Democracy Sausage

Utter disappointment that is sold out at Mimosa public summing up this whole election

Go Albo

Just a hop, skip and a plié from the dance studio to vote at Albury Public School

A big thank you to all the people that early for the Australian elections Walked in the polling station set in my old primary school and there was no waiting at all 60 candidates below the line later and I was out of there

How great is democracy And compulsory voting Whatever the result we are so lucky to be able to participate in free and fair elections

Funny how every party at the polling place avoided giving me a pamphlet before I went to vote Guess I dont fit in any partys demographic

Me soon having to wait in line to vote and dealing with people shoving paper in my face

Im stuck in a queue at my local polling booth and theres a Liberal in front of me talking about how reinstating penalty rates, that were only got rid of last year, will send him and the three cafes hes owned for fifteen years broke Thats some crazy logic

No democracy sausages at the voting centre in Chatswood UNACCEPTABLE

Fine quality democracy sausage to go with a good vibe for in Boothby

Under or on top

still after 25 day campaign, this is all you have NO POLICIES ONLY NEGATIVE TO FINISH YOUR PERTTIME GOVT WITH GOODBYE TO A PARTTIME GOVT WHO ONLY SAT FOR 7 DAYS THIS YEAR, time for you to go back to kindy and learn respect, honesty

I voted early, as did 3 million Australians I think its time we talked about the real issue at hand Why are there no democracy sausages at early polling

There was no sausage sizzle where I voted I riot

I feel privileged to live in a country where I can bet on the federal election horse race Whos going to win this one

I LOVE AUSTRALIA

Waiting to vote

vote for one giving free dental

So wait Its compulsory to vote Is that

in ScorpioTaurus could mean people vote emotionally based on economytaxeshousingfinancial security Full Moon could also mean a hung parliament With no birth times of leaders, its very hard to call

The best part about election day is the end of the horrid advertising

If you hate what the stand for,its not a good reason to vote

Getting my democracy sausage in a bacon and egg sandwich this morning Hamilton Hill, Western Australia, Australia

Best part about voting in todays Australian Federal election was the So good, I had two

What happens if I vote Liberal in my seat of Isaacs

Democracy cupcakes 2019

working hard for justice

Theyre up and at it in Avon votes Residents take to the polls via

Yet again, all the cardboard booths were right handed ie pencils tethered on the right Next election I will be standing on a left handers platform It was extremely rightist

Dont forget your democracy sausage today Cooked with passion

Stepping into the little cardboard booth to vote for our next Prime Minister Religious conservatives and right wing nutjobs pollute the ballot paper Rolls up sleeves OK, whose the LEAST worst

Lovely day polling Vote 1 Hinch Great support

Now this is how you do a Melb election On the one side we got our sausage sizzle happening and right next to it is a coffee truck Cast a vote then grab a snag and a flat white Excellent

An ALP victory over a timid, divided Coalition unlikely to represent an imprimatur for the full agenda of the progressive Left, nor a fix for its contradictions over culture as largescale immigration swellsamp diversifies religious belief

Prepare thee for the Battle of the Ballot Wouldnt miss this for the world

Kicking off our Election Day with a nice walk up Mount Schank Im pretty ready for that right now

Is it really voting if its not followed by a democracy sausage

Just a few hours to go and you can stop the lies

Agree, we absolutely nail it

I am a typical Australian manbloke As Prime Minister I will strive to be ridgey didge

Have a good Election Day, everyone Definitely putting my voice in for clean energy

So perplexed At my voting centre today the only person there representing the Libs was a young African boy Support whoever you want, democracy etc but does he realise that party made a platform based on hate and scare tactics because of his race

Ok everyones seen that Clive Make Australia Great Palmers polling booth signs are printed in China, right

Election day , but since I live in the safest Liberal electoral seat in the country Ill just have to pretend my pieces of paper can actually make a difference have some good ideas IMHO

Brilliant

Find you local voting centre here and enjoy exercising your right to choose your representatives in the Australian Parliament

Okay folks, finally we have the opportunity to actually change the direction of political life in Australia Its been an ugly few years Lets get it right, and put humanity and the planet back at the forefront of affairs

That is the worst election I have ever voted in Could barely get to 12 in the upper house and wanted to give up after 3 in the lower

Best part of voting

Evolution of at Yeo Park Vietnamese noodles Oz democracy is the best

The first four was a piece of cake but seperating Fred Nile Group, One Nation amp Clive Palmer candidates for the Superfecta numbers was too hard

Overheard at the polling booths in Kooyong RacistsBiggotsRacist biggots FacistsCommunistsSocialists NutbagsHippiesSocialists Ohhhh sounds funs 1 Welcome to democracy in Australia

READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS

Dad amp Hugo supporting in Balwyn

To all whore new to voting on this day, no you dont get a sausage in return for voting You dont even vote for a PM You DO get to put your preferences where you want them, to vote for supporting the vulnerable amp disadvantaged, amp put the bigoted, racist last

Another federal vote and another day of feeling angry, hopeless and fedup with these clowns in Australian Politics

I threw a vote to the HEMP party, and one to the Pirate party I resent having to pick one of these incompetent imbeciles, let along 6 of them Its like they think if they put enough names on there, well go with what we know

I wonder how many Aussies were like the guy next to me at the booth this morning Looked at it, studied it, asked audibly Who ARE these people then Fuck it and left his papers in the booth and walked out

Got my I voted sticker

The queue to vote in Brisbanes West End

Voted

The Auskick Snag VERSUS the Democracy Sausage And the winner is heart disease