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I have a very unique outlook on collegeI don't want to be here anymore. Period. I am done with any education at this point. I have been in school for the past 15 years and I am just done with it. I am currently enrolled in college and I don't give a crap anymore. I already skipped classes on my first day, that's how much I care about getting a degree at this point. I want to drop out but I don't have anything else in life. I have no friends outside of my job that pays me shit, I don't have any talents or skills, I have no real world experience as I've been living in my parents basement for the past 3 or so years. If my parents kick me out I will end up as a homeless man on the street. I am worried they are going to kick me out. They have no reason to let me live here really once they find out I'm a liar. I have been lying to them about my grades just to buy myself a few more months of time I can spend browsing the internet and playing video games in the basement. I have absolutely no plans whatsoever for when they kick me out. I am well aware that a college degree is required to go anywhere in life, but sadly I don't really care. I don't learn anything from being in school, I have never been able to focus on schoolwork or find any motivation to do it for as long as I can remember. I've been terrible at school since 2nd grade, I doubt I'll get better in my 3rd year of college. I wish I had the willpower to make myself care about my grades, but I just simply don't. I really loathe going to college where I end up just browsing the internet on my laptop until it's time to go home. I am such an asshole jerk, you don't need to tell me. I am starting to see less and less of a reason not to end my own life. I'm just going to be a asshole bum with no prospects living on the streets within 2 years anyway. The only thing keeping me from killing myself is that I still enjoy watching some TV shows and some video games, but even those haven't been enough to keep me happy these days. It's becoming harder and harder to entertain myself. Once my ability to actually enjoy things is gone, I'm killing myself. That doesn't seem too far off. Help.

Tengo un punto de vista muy único en la universidad y ya no quiero estar aquí.Period.He terminado con cualquier educación en este punto.He estado en la escuela durante los últimos 15 años y acabo de terminar con él.Actualmente estoy matriculado en la universidad y ya no me importa una mierda.Ya me he saltado las clases en mi primer día, eso es lo mucho que me importa obtener un título en este punto.Quiero dejar de fumar pero no tengo nada más en la vida.No tengo amigos fuera de mi trabajo que me pague mierda, no tengo ningún talento o habilidades, no tengo ninguna experiencia en el mundo real, ya que he estado viviendo en el sótano de mis padres durante los últimos 3 o así años.Si mis padres me patean, terminaré como un indigente en la calle.Me preocupa que me vayan a echar.No tienen ninguna razón para dejarme vivir aquí realmente una vez que descubran que soy un mentiroso.He estado mintiéndoles acerca de mis calificaciones sólo para comprarme unos meses más de tiempo que puedo pasar navegando por internet y jugando a videojuegos en el sótano.

Dude if my debit card doesnt get here tomorrow....I will be fucking pissed....I just wanna buy some fucking fentanyl shit

Amigo, si mi tarjeta de débito no llega mañana... estaré jodidamente cabreado... solo quiero comprar una mierda de fentanilo.

Is this odd for a teen Is it odd for me being a teen wanting to cuddle with someone like I just want that warmth and everything doesn't even have to be a relationship just cuddling

Es raro para un adolescente ¿Es raro para mí ser un adolescente que quiere abrazarse con alguien como yo sólo quiero que el calor y todo ni siquiera tiene que ser una relación sólo acurrucarse

I can't I can't I can't I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. I. can't. Take. It. Anymore. I! Can't! Take! It! Anymore! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!! ​ I don't know what to do, what to say. There is nothing more to do, nothing more to say. ​ I just want my body to turn off, to join my spirit. It would be better if they disappeared together. Why did you leave me? I'm alone. You were my last hope of redemption. You were the last person I would smile at. I needed a friend. Why did you leave me? Why did you leave me? Why am I so alone? Where are all the people who used to be in my life? Where are all the people I loved? Where are all the people without whom I could not live? Where are the too many guests at my birthday party? I have too many fingers to count those who remain. I don't think there are any left. The student loneliness that we talk about so much only starts when the classes stop. WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS!!! How did I get here? I have no hope left. I have no future. I don't have any feelings anymore. I am no longer happy, sad, in love, angry, passionate, anxious, overexcited. Everything is gone. I need to get better. I need to get better. I need to get better. I'm really going to die. My body can't take the pain in my head any longer. I'm really going to die. There's nothing else left. It's only a matter of days, my heart will stop beating on its own. I don't know when I last lived. I don't know when I last felt happiness. I don't know when I last felt an emotion. I would like to be drunk to forget everything. I would like to drown myself in alcohol so I don't remember that I don't feel anything. No one can help me. It's too late, it was in December that I needed help. Now it's too late, I'm about to die. Why am I alone? I remember when Ewen had his breakdown, and we were there for him. We talked about it in the class council, we made him go to the theatre with us, we invited him to parties, we checked on him at boarding school. But today, everyone has had their fill of misfortune. We can't be there to support the others anymore, we don't have the shoulders. I just wish I still had one friend. To have just one hug. And cry. I would like to cry. Sometimes I read something or hear music, and I want to cry, but I can't. If there is a god somewhere, I beg him to stop my agony. Whatever the way. Please. Please.

No puedo soportarlo más.No puedo.Take.It.Anymore.I!No puedo soportarlo más.¡No puedo soportarlo más!!!!!!!!!!! ​ No sé qué hacer, qué decir.No hay nada más que hacer, nada más que decir. ​ Sólo quiero que mi cuerpo se apague, que se una a mi espíritu. ​ Sería mejor si desaparecieran juntos.¿Por qué me dejas sola?Estoy sola.Eras mi última esperanza de redención.Eras la última persona a la que le sonreía. Necesitaba un amigo.¿Por qué me dejaste?Por qué me dejaste?Por qué estoy tan sola?¿Dónde están todas las personas que solían estar en mi vida. ¿Dónde están todas las personas a las que he amado? ¿Por qué no podías vivir? ¿Por qué me dejasteis?Por qué estoy tan solo?, yo estoy tan solo?¿Dónde están todas las personas que me han dejado mucho más tiempo.

r/teenagers discord Hey..I got banned from r/teenagers discord ..because by mistake I shared some personal info ..And I am so sorry for that ..Now I just want a place to talk and share my problems . Can someone please just share the link to the unbann application ....

r/adolescentes discordancia Hey..Me prohibieron de r/adolescentes discordancia..porque por error compartí algo de información personal..Y lo siento mucho por eso..Ahora sólo quiero un lugar para hablar y compartir mis problemas.Puede alguien por favor simplemente compartir el enlace a la aplicación nonbann ....

I dont knowI dont know, i just want someone to say its alright. I feel worthless and honestly i dont see a point or purpose in being here. I don’t exactly want to kill myself, just not wake up.

No sé, no lo sé, sólo quiero que alguien diga que está bien.Me siento inútil y honestamente no veo un punto o propósito en estar aquí.No quiero exactamente matarme, pero no despertar.

Suicidal 11 yr oldI'm 31 and my best friend of over 25 years has an 11 yr old who recently tried to kill himself and was later admitted into suicide watch after detailing a plan for a second attempt. My best friend is an incredible person and wants to help but isn't well read or a great communicator. My friend has asked me for help because he knows he's not great at these things and I want to do everything I can to help because they've both already persevered through so much and he's family as far as I'm concerned. What are the best things I can do to support them? What are the best resources for parents with suicidal kids? How can he best support his son? Your advice means more to me than you know. Thank you.

Suicida 11 años de edadTengo 31 años y mi mejor amigo de más de 25 años tiene una edad de 11 años que recientemente intentó suicidarse y luego fue admitido en la vigilancia del suicidio después de detallar un plan para un segundo intento.Mi mejor amigo es una persona increíble y quiere ayudar pero no está bien leído o un gran comunicador.Mi amigo me ha pedido ayuda porque sabe que no es bueno en estas cosas y quiero hacer todo lo que pueda para ayudar porque ambos ya han perseverado tanto y él es familia en lo que a mí respecta.¿Cuáles son las mejores cosas que puedo hacer para apoyarlos?¿Cuáles son los mejores recursos para los padres con niños suicidas?¿Cómo puede apoyar mejor a su hijo?Tu consejo significa más para mí de lo que sabes.Gracias.

Yesterday I was talked out of suicide by my ex-boyfriend.I don't really know what to say here, I just feel like I need to get all this off of my chest. For the past couple of years thoughts of self harm and suicide have come and gone, even when I was in a really great place in life. Recently(the past few months) things have gotten worse for me. Multiple factors are piling up and it's starting to feel like it's entirely too much to handle. This past weekend I stayed at my ex's house and tonight when I got home something just changed, got worse somehow, and I just wanted to end it. I was actually going to do it. For some reason though, I spoke to him and he talked me out of it before he had to go to bed(he has school today), he wants me to get help but I can't afford to get any. He told me that he might "turn me in" which I think means tell someone at his school or the police or something about what I've been thinking of. I told him I'd never forgive him, and I can't handle my parents reactions if he did tell someone, but deep down I would give anything to have some help. I've told him for over a year now that I need help and I think he's just now starting to believe me. He told me he will get me help no matter what, but I'm so afraid of some authority figure finding out what I've been thinking of doing. I can't even talk to anyone face to face about it. I can barely talk to anybody about anything face to face. I'm not sure if I have social anxiety(the talking to people/being around people part), depression, both, or neither but I'm sure that I'm sick of my life being this way. I'm sick of existing and not living. I found this subreddit through MMFB(which I found through IAMA), and I just had to let it out somewhere where my face was unknown. I don't know if you've read this far, but if you have thank you. If you care for me to, I can try to keep this updated. Also, in case someone was wondering why I don't go to another friend for help instead of my ex, it's because my ex is literally the only friend I have. I had a clique that we both hung out with but I(stupidly) pushed them away.

Ayer me dijeron que no me suicidara mi ex-novio.Realmente no sé qué decir aquí, sólo siento que necesito quitarme todo esto del pecho.Durante los últimos dos años han venido y se han ido pensamientos de autolesión y suicidio, incluso cuando estaba en un lugar realmente genial en la vida.Recientemente (los últimos meses) las cosas han empeorado para mí.Los múltiples factores se están acumulando y está empezando a sentir que es demasiado para manejar.Este fin de semana pasado me quedé en la casa de mi ex y esta noche cuando llegué a casa algo acaba de cambiar, se puso peor de alguna manera, y solo quería terminarlo.De hecho, iba a hacerlo.Sin embargo, por alguna razón, me dijo que podía "entregarme" y me habló de ello antes de que tuviera que ir a la cama (tiene escuela hoy), quiere que le ayude, pero no puedo permitirme el lujo de conseguir nada.Ahora me dijo que podría "dejarme" lo que creo que significa decirle a alguien en su escuela o a la policía o algo sobre lo que he estado pensando.

I'm so sadI'm just so fucking sad and lonely. I had an okay day today but it crashed so hard. I've literally 0 friends not even online ones cos no one's likes me. I've a boyfriend but he feels like a mistake but I just can't loose him. I'm so lonely and sad I just don't know what to do anymore tbh. I'm really fucking struggling, I don't go to school and I don't rly do anything, I never leave my house. I'm so fucking ugly someone help me

Estoy tan triste que estoy tan jodidamente triste y solo.Hoy tuve un buen día, pero se estrelló tan duro.Literalmente he 0 amigos ni siquiera en línea porque nadie le gusto.Tengo un novio pero se siente como un error pero no puedo perderlo.Estoy tan solo y triste que no sé qué hacer más tbh.Estoy realmente jodidamente luchando, no voy a la escuela y no hago nada, nunca salgo de mi casa.Soy tan fea que alguien me ayuda

I don't know how to get my hands on a gun.I don't want to mess up suicide, but I have no way to access a gun or buy one. I don't want an overdose. I don't want to jump in front of a train. I can't jump off of a building. I don't want to traumatize random strangers or cause collateral damage of any kind. I want my death to be comfortable and on my own terms. I need a gun, and I need a nice quiet place in the middle of the woods. I want to walk until I can't anymore, I want to watch the sunset with a glass of rum and I want it to be a quick death.

No sé cómo poner mis manos en un arma.No quiero estropear el suicidio, pero no tengo manera de acceder a un arma o comprar una.No quiero una sobredosis.No quiero saltar delante de un tren.No puedo saltar de un edificio.No quiero traumatizar a extraños al azar ni causar daños colaterales de ningún tipo.Quiero que mi muerte esté cómoda y bajo mis propios términos.Necesito un arma, y necesito un lugar agradable y tranquilo en medio del bosque.Quiero caminar hasta que no pueda más, quiero ver la puesta del sol con un vaso de ron y quiero que sea una muerte rápida.

Sudduce me! I’m bored, try your hardest, mister frog believes in you 🐸

¡Sumérgeme!Estoy aburrido, prueba tu más duro, el señor rana cree en ti

K-2SO x L3-37 fan fiction (chill I wrote this half jokingly and it's all in good fun, no need for pitchforks) This takes place a good while after The Rise of Skywalker, and follows the idea that K-2SO downloads his memory to the other Imperial security droid from HISHE. K-2SO wakes up on a forest, surrounded by rusted and mossy debris of what looks like an Imperial ship. He stood and saw the tip of the old Rebel base, which has been largely devastated after an attack by The Empire. He wanders for a bit before finding what looks like a freighter. "A Correlian YT-1300 light freighter, what is it doing here?" He said to himself. He stopped before walking any further as he sees that the base is no longer operational and came to two conclusions, The Empire won and wiped the Rebel Alliance or an escape was made right after a large battle. A large hairy figure spotted him as well as what seemed to be a droid model he's unfamiliar with. The figure was carrying a bowcaster and the droid was rolling around as his body was shaped like a ball. "Do not shoot, I mean you no harm!" K-2SO shouted, "I am not part of the Empire despite what my appearance would tell you." The figure shrieks and K-2SO found out that it was a wookie. "It may be impolite of me, but I do not understand Shyriiwook." He exclaimed in a half joking manner. One thing led to another and after a ripped arm caused by a Wookie tantrum, he was allowed to enter the freighter named The Millenium Falcon as well as the name of the Wookie (Chewbacca) with the rolling droid (BB-8) being his translator. He found out that they are there to wait for a Jedi named Rey who went and take a look at the base as a part of learning the Jedi's past. The other two were quick to accept him as the rebel database mentions a suicide mission including a reprogrammed Imperial droid that might or might not survived the battle at Scarif. Everything was going well until the Falcon was attacked by a jungle Rancor. They rushed inside and make quick work with the large beast, but with some significant damage to the ship, and BB-8 said to him that it would be nice if he would help to fix the ship. "I no longer have a master, might as well made myself useful." He replied. After a scan it turns out that the navigation computer system was damaged a bit on the attack, and he chose to fix that first as it seemed to be the quickest one to repair. He soon realized that the navigation system is like nothing he ever seen with some of the most peculiar dialect. He's interested in what seemed to be self awareness as he never seen another droid expressed such way of thinking for a navigation system. He proceeds to connect the computer to his head using a cable to interact with it in a more face to face way. "My name is K-2SO, I just fix the navigation computer and now I am interested in the self awareness of this system." He exclaimed to the abyss. "You, you're like me!" A faint sound of a female is heard. "I am sorry, I do not know what you're talking about and I know the difference between a droid and a navigation system." He replied. "I am L3-37, I am a droid own- who was a partner of Lando Calrissian, and had been this ship's navigation computer for most of my existence, I am disgusted on how I and droids across the galaxy is treated," The voice said, "and you showed up having the same level of awareness as me!" She continued. "I am sorry to inform you but my self awareness comes from the result of my reprogramming and I'm sure that you achieved the same thing from a similar method," He answers "it is not true awareness." "Oh it's awareness alright, the way you decided to fix me first without asking the only living thing on this ship, the way you decided to plug yourself in without other people telling you to, as well as your distinct personality." L3 replied. "That is not true, I was.... taking initiative by my own.... I see your point." He said. They chatted for a good while and even went into a heated argument about droid rights, but ended up passive aggressivelly agreeing with each other's views. "Hey, thanks for fixing me, and talking to me, it's been a long time since I get to talk to another person." She said. "Do not mention it, I plug myself into this ship and I have no one to blame but myself for getting berated by another droid." He replied. "Shut up!" She said in a sarcastic tone, "promise me that you'll send my message to droids across the galaxy." She continued. "I do not see how they could have self awareness from your message as the chance of that happening is at most 0.62016%, but I will send them to other droids." He assured her. He unplugged himself from the computer. "Well now I have job to do." He said to himself.

K-2SO x L3-37 fan fiction (chill I writing this thingly and it's all in good fun, no need for pitforks)Esto ocurre un buen rato después de The Rise of Skywalker, y sigue la idea de que K-2SO descarga su memoria al otro droide de seguridad imperial de HISHE.K-2SO se despierta en un bosque, rodeado de escombros oxidados y musgosos de lo que parece un barco imperial.Se paró y vio la punta de la antigua base Rebel, que ha sido en gran parte devastada después de un ataque de The Empire.Vaga un poco antes de encontrar lo que parece un carguero."Un carguero ligero Correlian YT-1300, ¿qué está haciendo aquí?"Dijo a sí mismo.Se detuvo antes de caminar más allá, ya que ve que la base ya no es operativa y llegó a dos conclusiones, El Imperio ganó y borró la Alianza Rebel o un escape justo después de una gran batalla."¡Una gran figura peluda lo veía como lo que parecía un modelo droides!".

I feel like im wasting time. First off im sorry how scrambled this is. I cant think straight. Im a 22 year old male, i have been depressed for quite awhile now. It comes and goes and i dont know where it came from. I lost my brother in a car accident when i was 18 and he was 19 just a month shy of 20. I feel like that is probably the main factor but it doesnt seem like it on the surface. I have many issues and i dont know what to do tho. I have no career paths, i have no money saved.... I love music and i am pretty good at it and a lot of people in my city are into what i do, but i just cant write music like i used to. I will work for 15 hrs a day and get nothing, Not only that but i just feel i have no time anymore. I work full time and i also play video games a lot which i love, i never go outside, i never see friends. I see my girlfriend and thats it, and really all we do is watch tv and stay in bed. I want to say its her fault because she doesnt have any hobbies, she relys on me super heavily and if im not with her shes mad. As fucked up as it sounds i still adore her. Shes gained weight and that effects her mental state and 7 years she still wont show me her nude body. Theres just so much and i dont know what to do. Where to go with my life and i feel its eating my insides to where im done.... im good at a lot but im not good enough. The one girl i love treats me poorly and wont even get comfortable with me enough to show me herself. I hate my family even tho they have done so much for me and treat me well, i just think they are robotic and i cant stand being with them. I cant even fucking write properly, i see this post is allover the place but i just need to vent. I dont wanna kill myself because i know what death does to people. I may relieve myself but in doing that i hurt my friends and family and my girlfriend. I just dont know where to go from here. I want music to work out but i would lose my girlfriend. I want my girlfriend to work out but ill lose my music. I cant do both cause i feel u dont have enough time in a day. Im lost. Im sad. Im happy when i take drugs. Im happy when i drink. Im not a druggie or an alcoholic. I just i feel nothing anymore. Everything i loved i hate now. Its a fucking chore. I dont know what the fuck to do.

Siento que estoy perdiendo el tiempo.Primero me arrepiento de lo revuelto que es esto.No puedo pensar con claridad.Soy un hombre de 22 años, he estado deprimido por bastante tiempo ahora.Viene y va y no sé de dónde viene.Perdí a mi hermano en un accidente de coche cuando tenía 18 años y él tenía 19 apenas un mes menos de 20.Me siento como que es probablemente el factor principal pero no parece que en la superficie.Tengo muchos problemas y no sé qué hacer tho.I no tengo caminos de carrera, no tengo dinero ahorrado....Me encanta la música y soy bastante bueno en ello y mucha gente en mi ciudad están en lo que hago, pero simplemente no puedo escribir música como solía hacerlo.Voy a trabajar durante 15 horas al día y no conseguir nada, no sólo eso, pero me siento que ya no tengo tiempo.Trabajo tiempo completo y también juego videojuegos mucho que amo, nunca salgo fuera de casa, nunca veo a mi novia y eso es todo lo que hago.

I will not live any longer.No long, boring suicide note here. I'm killing myself as soon as I post this. No point in continuing to suffer. Thank you and good bye.

No voy a vivir más.No hay larga, aburrida nota de suicidio aquí.Me estoy matando tan pronto como publique esto.No tiene sentido seguir sufriendo.Gracias y adiós.

So, i did it. I finally confessed to my crush I know that there are lots of likewise posts in here, and mine is no different. When I asked her if she had someone on her mind, she said that “we haven’t even finished school yet”. Her response to a question if she did like someone but felt she was not ready for a relationship was: “it is personal, not public”. I understand that, and respect her choice but can do nothing but be heartbroken. I had feelings for her for the last FIVE years, but was too afraid to tell her. Recently, my friends convinced me to confess, and I did. I have no regret, but am just really sad for I really thought that my feelings were mutual.

Por lo tanto, lo hice. Finalmente confesé a mi enamorado que sé que hay muchos puestos igualmente aquí, y el mío no es diferente.Cuando le pregunté si tenía a alguien en su mente, ella dijo que “aún no hemos terminado la escuela”. Su respuesta a una pregunta si le gustaba alguien pero sentía que no estaba lista para una relación era: “es personal, no público”. Lo entiendo, y respeto su elección pero no puede hacer nada más que tener el corazón roto.Tenía sentimientos por ella durante los últimos CINCO años, pero tenía demasiado miedo de decírselo.Recientemente, mis amigos me convencieron de confesar, y lo hice.No me arrepiento, pero estoy muy triste porque realmente pensé que mis sentimientos eran mutuos.

I’m trying to find an old friend If anyone plays over watch, and by some miracle you know him I’ll be forever grateful, I believe his username is castaway2006, or, his name is Ralph. If you think you know him, please dm me, thank you!

Estoy tratando de encontrar a un viejo amigo Si alguien juega sobre el reloj, y por algún milagro que lo conoces estaré siempre agradecido, creo que su nombre de usuario es náufrago2006, o, su nombre es Ralph.Si crees que lo conoces, por favor dm me, gracias!

I feel like I am slippingnot sure what to even say... I am just in a bad place. I have friends that I usually go to, but they have both been venting to me tonight so I have felt like I shouldn't go to them tonight. Also I hurt one of them (unintentionally) recently and the guilt is making things so much worse. I have struggles with anxiety and depression for years, I am on meds, I don't like therapy but I really should start going again. I can't really say what is causing today to be so bad other than the guilt and the feeling I always seem to have. Tonight is the first time in my life I have gone to self harm, I cut myself tonight, 3 small cuts on my arm. I am afraid of this happening all the time and of it escalating. I heard someone say today that they can't wait for this week to be over....And all I could think was "I can't wait for my life to be over"

Siento que no estoy seguro de qué decir... estoy en un mal lugar.Tengo amigos a los que normalmente voy, pero ambos han estado desahogándome esta noche, así que he sentido que no debería ir a ellos esta noche.También lastimé a uno de ellos (intencionalmente) recientemente y la culpa está haciendo las cosas mucho peor.Tengo problemas con la ansiedad y la depresión durante años, estoy en medicamentos, no me gusta la terapia pero realmente debería empezar a ir de nuevo.No puedo decir realmente lo que está causando hoy a ser tan malo que la culpa y la sensación que siempre parece tener.Esta noche es la primera vez en mi vida que he ido a autolesionarme, me corté esta noche, 3 pequeños cortes en el brazo.Tengo miedo de que esto suceda todo el tiempo y de que aumente.He oído a alguien decir hoy que no pueden esperar a que esta semana termine...Y todo lo que podía pensar era "no puedo esperar a que mi vida termine"

I don’t ask much out of life All I want is a thicc chick who can suffocate me with her thighs if I piss her off

No pido mucho de la vida Todo lo que quiero es una chica thicc que me puede sofocar con sus muslos si la enojo

I have a small dick, I think I'm ugly, and I don't know what to doI don't believe people when they say "size doesn't matter" girls want thick dicks with a decent length. And don't give tell me how there's exceptions. What matters is what the majority of people think, not the exceptions. It's 5 inches long and 4.5 inches is girth. I have pics under my post history. Both are below average. My dick is so fucking skinny and I hate it. Girls want that filled up feeling. I will never provide that. I'm also ugly as shit. I've had girls like me and my tinder matches are cute but I don't think I look good. Basically, I'm an ugly guy with a small dick that will never satisfy a girl. I don't know if I actually will commit suicide but I don't want to keep on living if my dick will never make a girl happy. I'm smart, I plan on being a dentist, but I'm ugly and I have a small dick so no girl will ever want me for me.

Tengo una polla pequeña, creo que soy fea, y no sé qué hacer.No creo que la gente cuando dice "tamaño no importa" las chicas quieren pollas gruesas con una longitud decente.Y no me digas cómo hay excepciones.Lo que importa es lo que la mayoría de la gente piensa, no las excepciones.Es de 5 pulgadas de largo y 4,5 pulgadas de grosor.Tengo fotos debajo de mi historia de post.Ambos están por debajo de la media.Mi polla es tan flaca de mierda y la odio.Las chicas quieren esa sensación llena.Nunca voy a dar eso.También soy fea como una mierda.He tenido chicas como yo y mis fósforos de tinta son lindos pero no creo que me vea bien.Básicamente, soy un tipo feo con una polla pequeña que nunca satisfará a una chica.No sé si voy a cometer suicidio pero no quiero seguir viviendo si mi polla nunca va a ser feliz.Soy inteligente, planeo ser dentista, pero soy fea y tengo una polla pequeña para mí.

I did something new today I ain't telling you. Nosey ass basards.

Hice algo nuevo hoy no te lo voy a decir. Nosey culo basards.

Last NightLast night I spent some of the last of my money at the bar getting blackout drunk. I talked about football with this random guy. I talked about first downs and special teams while I was choking back tears. I got to that sweet part of the night where I went cross eyed. I was seeing double of everything and I had a pounding headache. I decide to engage in this self sabotaging behavior because I want to make it easier to finally end my life. I get drunk and kill off the microscopic bit of hope I have, so I have nothing to cling to when considering suicide. I sat at the bar, almost falling off the stool, and it really hit me this time. I really could kill myself tonight. I always wondered what it would feel like to finally go over the edge, what would your own brain sound like in the moment where you became ok with dying. Was it peaceful, was it scary, was it just somewhere in between? What it is, is the feeling, that beyond a shadow of a doubt, you would not feel the consequences of suicide, because you will be dead. All of my friends? My family? If I had the choice I would end my life without hurting them, but in reality I won't exist, it won't effect me, it will be....nothing. I silently decided, "ok, I think tonight is the night". I stood up, turned to the guy I was talking to, smiled and told him to have a great night. He gave me a drunken pat on the back and said "ok you too", and I left. My first thought was "are you ok with that guy being the last human being you talk to"? And immediately, I thought yes. Who cares. It's all symbolic horse shit that won't mean anything after I'm dead. It's the same nonsense that makes people want to have their ashes scattered at the beach, and that's never been me, so why should I care. I left the bar, and just started......walking. I didn't know where I was going, but I really hoped the courage to end it was at my destination. I walked through downtown Tucson for a bit. I started looking at all these beautiful college kids at the clubs and bars, all with a major, a plan, a path. I've never really envied them, or at least I never thought walking their path would make me happier, but my whole life was spent trying to rationalize how me and all of them could have such wildly different journeys on this planet, for better or for worse. Last night though, I couldn't help but find the humor in it. Everyone of them that saw me walk passed probably assumed I was someone, that I went to school somewhere, that I had an identity outside of being nobody. It made me think about how there's probably plenty of people I see, actively contemplating their death, that just blend in like me. It made me think, even if it were just for a second, to reconsider what I aimed to do that night. I thought about it for a second. I thought about just going home and sleeping it off and keeping on keeping on in the morning. Then I remembered, I already made my choice. I didn't sabotage my chances at the future so I could back out now. I intended to do what I've known needed to be done since I was 16. I kept walking, and walking, and walking. I walked past a gas station with a cigarette ad in the window. I thought about what a shame it was that I quit smoking for my health. I thought about how now, in retrospect, I should of eaten Mcdonalds and chocolate cake everyday. I should of done Heroin and every other drug under the sun. I thought about how tame my life was because there was a tomorrow to live for. At this I was out of downtown and well into the outskirts of Tucson. It was about 12AM at this point. I finally reached a highway. It wasn't like an interstate, more like a 3 lane avenue that has a sidewalk running alongside it. I'd see these 18 wheelers come buy at 65 MPH. Upon seeing this, I could feel almost muscle spasms in my knees that were willing me to jump in front of one of these things. I thought about it for a second. What if I jump and they swerved and caused an accident? What if it killed other people but not me? I couldn't bring myself to do it for that reason. I continued walking down the highway. Even though I wasn't gonna jump in front of one of these cars, everyone that passed filled my head with visuals of me splattered all of the road. I walked until I saw a park I don't know what possessed me, but I just entered the park with no intention. I spotted a bench and threw myself in to it. I leaned over the side and vomited, then I passed out. I woke up 2 hours later with an awful headache. Something about the way I felt just told me I had missed my chance to end my life. I knew that the state I was in before I passed out was my opportunity to finally have the balls to do it, and I let it slip away. I don't know when I'll ever be able to capture it again. Today, I woke back up in purgatory where I'll remain. Life is endless suffering.

Última noche, pasé parte de mi dinero en el bar emborrachándome.Hablé de fútbol con este tipo al azar.Hablé de primeros descensos y equipos especiales mientras estaba ahogando las lágrimas.Llegué a esa dulce parte de la noche en la que me fui con los ojos cruzados.Estaba viendo el doble de todo y tenía un dolor de cabeza.Decidí participar en este comportamiento de auto-sabotaje porque quiero que sea más fácil terminar finalmente mi vida.Me emborraché y maté la parte microscópica de la esperanza que tengo, así que no tengo nada a lo que aferrarme al considerar el suicidio.Me senté en el bar, casi cayendo del taburete, y realmente me golpeó esta vez.Realmente podría suicidarme esta noche.Siempre me pregunté qué se sentiría al final al borde, cómo sería tu propio cerebro en el momento en el que estuvieras bien con la muerte.Era pacífico, era aterrador, ¿era justo en algún lugar en el medio? ¿Cuál es el sentimiento, que más allá de una sombra de duda, no sentirías las consecuencias del suicidio, porque estarás muerto.

I'm invisibleGranted I'm known by many acquaintances but have zero friends. I am often repeating myself because so called friends don't listen or dont hear me or frankly, don't give a shit. I've been suffering from bipolar disorder, manic depression, for upwards of 18 years. I told myseld if I could just make it past 27 yrs things would get better. I've been hospitalized, most recently in September 2019, the staff basically said they don't treat us but just monitor us until we are stable on meds and fit to leave. I have no family, raised in the foster care system and I'm completely alone. I don't see the point in living anymore if I'm constantly in mental agony or being ignored or used on every level. I've taken care of people I thought were friends because I have so much love to give but misguided as usual I end up used and thrown out like a tissue or ignored blatantly. I can't keep a job so my stability is often rocked by my own uncontrollable emotions and outbursts and I can't cope anymore. I'm losing hope and honestly just would like someone to acknowledge that I am alive and a sensitive but real person. Even then I don't know how to curb the feelings and thoughts of suicide. My closest friends growing up have all passed, either by suicide or excessive drug use I'm honestly debating the same path because without them I'm more alone than ever. Idk if reddit is the place for this but at the very least I'm getting this out and have one outlet to speak on my real feelings. I've sought therapy and a psych for meds but it seems like they never want to hear the bad or try to "silver lining" my struggles by saying I'm so strong....I'm tired, no exhausted, from being so strong. When am I allowed to be vulnerable and get real help? Not just a Rx bandaid that doesn't work.

Soy invisible.Soy conocido por muchos conocidos pero tengo cero amigos.A menudo me repito porque los llamados amigos no me escuchan o francamente no me escuchan o no me importan una mierda.He estado sufriendo de trastorno bipolar, depresión maníaca, por más de 18 años.Le dije a myseld que si solo podía pasar de 27 años las cosas mejorarían.He sido hospitalizado, más recientemente en septiembre de 2019, el personal básicamente dijo que no nos tratan, sino que simplemente nos monitorean hasta que estamos estables en medicamentos y aptos para marcharme.No tengo familia, me crié en el sistema de cuidado adoptivo y estoy completamente solo.No veo el punto en vivir más si estoy constantemente en agonía mental o siendo ignorado o usado en todos los niveles.He cuidado de personas que pensé que eran amigas porque tengo mucho amor por dar pero equivocado como de costumbre, termino consumiendo y arrojando como un tejido o ignorando abiertamente los sentimientos.No puedo mantener mi estabilidad por lo que a menudo me sacuden mis emociones incontrolables y puedo reconocer que una persona está en contacto con la vida.

You're not a pussy for not wanting to do something illegal with/for your friends Like if its a simple dare like tell a girl you think is ugly shes cute just do it but stuff like pulling off a hijab, breaking someones shit, or even stealing from a store dont do it. Its not worth it

No eres un coño por no querer hacer algo ilegal con / para tus amigos Como si es un simple reto como decirle a una chica que crees que es fea ella es linda sólo hacerlo pero cosas como sacar un hijab, romper a alguien mierda, o incluso robar de una tienda no lo hacen.No vale la pena

Why only people who kill themself fast are suicidal?I see people smoking and dying of lung cancer in 20~30years...no one says they are mentally ill. I see people not caring for free health care and voting for politicians who are against It and not being able to pay for It...no one calls them mentally ill. Why is It considered mentally ill to want to end suffering but not causing it to one self?

¿Por qué sólo las personas que se matan a sí mismas rápidamente son suicidas?Veo a personas que fuman y mueren de cáncer de pulmón en 20 ~ 30 años... nadie dice que están mentalmente enfermos.Veo a personas que no se preocupan por la atención médica gratuita y votan por políticos que están en contra de ella y no pueden pagar por ella...nadie los llama mentalmente enfermos.¿Por qué se considera mentalmente enfermo querer terminar con el sufrimiento pero no causarlo a uno mismo?

Why are gay teenage girls so cute They are just WOW! They have such good style too and usually have fluffy short hair or bangs. I love them🥰

¿Por qué son las chicas adolescentes gay tan lindo Son sólo WOW!Tienen un estilo tan bueno también y por lo general tienen pelo corto esponjoso o flequillo.I love them

Question for Americans How are you guys not terrified when going to school, there is like a 5 school shootings each month.

Pregunta para los estadounidenses ¿Cómo no están aterrorizados cuando van a la escuela, hay como un 5 tiroteos de la escuela cada mes.

Had the razor in my hand... couldn't do it Not yet ...

Tenía la navaja en la mano... no podía hacerlo aún...

So guys, the virgin redditir has done it. I have somehow managed to get a girlfriend. I just gained the confidence to ask her out, and she said yes! Man I really got to be more confident in myself, and so should you fellow redditor!

Así que chicos, el redditir virgen lo ha hecho.He logrado de alguna manera conseguir una novia. Acabo de ganar la confianza para invitarla a salir, y ella dijo que sí!Hombre realmente tengo que tener más confianza en mí mismo, y también debería compañero redditor!

This is a bruh moment My family is telling me about the birds and the bees and thankfully they don’t know that I watch hentai, lemme know if you guys want any 6 digit codes

Este es un momento brutal Mi familia me está hablando de los pájaros y las abejas y afortunadamente no saben que miro hentai, quiero saber si ustedes quieren un código de 6 dígitos

Need to die but scared of painHow can I kill myself without too much pain. I just really wanna die but I don't feel like going through a bunch of pain. I wish I had a gun so I could just end it quickly.

Necesito morir pero tengo miedo del dolorCómo puedo suicidarme sin demasiado dolor.Solo quiero morir pero no tengo ganas de pasar por un montón de dolor.Ojalá tuviera un arma para poder acabar con ella rápidamente.

Fed upWhy does everyone always treat me like shut, always have always will. I am fed up of it

¿Por qué todo el mundo siempre me trata como si estuviera cerrado, siempre tiene siempre voluntad.Estoy harto de ello

I just want to be happyI am too tired to try to kill myself but at the same time just want the pain to end. :(

Sólo quiero ser felizEstoy demasiado cansado para intentar suicidarme, pero al mismo tiempo sólo quiero que el dolor termine. :(

Why do some people do this? Like, I'll be like "Ma I'm so tired. Can I just rest today?" And she'll be like "Huh you're only 17. I've been through so much worse. You can't get tired." Like?????? Ok yeah maybe you've been through much worse and maybe I am only 17 but that sill doesn't make me feel any less tired and still want to just die so you disregarding my tiredness still did fuck all.

¿Por qué algunas personas hacen esto?Como, voy a ser como "Ma estoy tan cansado.¿Puedo sólo descansar hoy?"Y ella va a ser como "Huh tienes sólo 17.He pasado por mucho peor.No se puede llegar a cansarse."Como????????Ok sí, tal vez has pasado por mucho peor y tal vez sólo tengo 17 años, pero ese alféizar no me hace sentir menos cansado y todavía quiero morir así que no tener en cuenta mi cansancio todavía hizo joder a todos.

A girl just told me I’m cute Lets fucking go B)

Una chica me acaba de decir que soy lindo Vamos a joder B)

generalsuper general post, but whatever. ive explained it once if you wanna go looking through my comment history, but i just generally feel disconnected from the world. i want to die. i can't, though, because ive been guilted into only living for others. i just... really wish i could die. then itd all be over.

generalsuper general post, pero lo que sea.ive lo explicó una vez si quieres ir a ver a través de mi historia de comentarios, pero generalmente me siento desconectado del mundo.Quiero morir.No puedo, sin embargo, porque ha sido culpado en vivir sólo para los demás.Yo sólo... realmente deseo que pueda morir.entonces todo terminó.

I just submitted a final paper at 11:58:56 P.M. CST **I shouldn’t be doing this stupid shit! I’m a freshman in college for motherfuck’s sake, that’s middle school shit! I had a whole week to do it!**

Acabo de presentar un documento final a las 11:58:56 P.M. CST **¡No debería estar haciendo esta estúpida mierda!¡Soy un estudiante de primer año en la universidad por el amor de Dios, eso es mierda de escuela media!¡Tenía toda una semana para hacerlo!**

Sick Of The LonelinessI have been at an all time low these past few months. I have always dealt with depression and anxiety since I was about 8 or 9. I have had really shitty people in life including my moms abusive boyfriend who showed me awful things and put knives up to my neck, my mother who is now a barely functioning alcoholic because of that abuse and refuses to seek help, a father who wants very little to do with me (more on that later), and a functioning alcoholic of a step mother. I was able to deal with this thanks to the help of my girlfriend at the time but we broke up 2 months ago. This is when it all came crashing down. I felt I lost the only person I could trust with these issues, she was the only person who didn't judge me for it. We were together for over 3 years and she moved on within a week to new guy who she likes to tell me how he is terrible yet super good looking (that makes me feel awful). A few weeks after we broke up, my step mother gave me no choice but to move out of my father's to live with my grandparents. I had some friends over playing board games (they both knew this and gave me permission) when she came storming into the house drunk screaming at me for forgetting to turn the porch light on (every other light by that door was on). I was sick of the constant mental abuse I received from her and how she treated my younger sibling so I packed up my things and moved out that night. Ever since then my life has been a downward spiral. I am not looking forward to college at all now thanks to all of this and I don't know what to do. I feel so alone and helpless. Whenever I try and talk to someone that isn't my psych (who I barely get to see because of work) I feel I am being judged by them. I just don't want to deal with this anymore. I am sorry this is a jumbled mess but I just needed to say this.

Enfermo de la soledadHe estado en todo momento bajo estos últimos meses.Siempre he lidiado con la depresión y la ansiedad desde que tenía unos 8 o 9 años.He tenido gente realmente de mierda en la vida, incluyendo a mi mamá, un novio abusivo que me mostró cosas horribles y me puso cuchillos en el cuello, mi madre, que ahora es un alcohólico que apenas funciona debido a ese abuso y se niega a buscar ayuda, un padre que quiere muy poco hacer conmigo (más adelante), y un alcohólico en funcionamiento de una madrastra.Fui capaz de lidiar con esto gracias a la ayuda de mi novia en ese momento pero rompimos hace 2 meses.Aquí es cuando todo se vino abajo. Sentí que perdía a la única persona en la que podía confiar con estos problemas, ella era la única persona que no me juzgó por ello.Estuvimos juntos durante más de 3 años y ella se trasladó dentro de una semana a un chico nuevo que le gusta decirme cómo él es terrible pero súper atractivo (eso me hace sentir horrible).

Being dead will bring happiness and fulfillment to everyone around me over timeIt’ll prevent me bringing people down and bumming them out. Future heartbreak, arguments, all of it can be prevented if I’m dead. Family gatherings will be more fulfilling, with the runt of the litter of cousins gone. Some deaths can have a positive impact like me. My family will be closer together not having to deal with me. I can leave money for them with my passing

Estar muerto traerá felicidad y satisfacción a todos a mi alrededor a lo largo del tiempoMe impedirá traer a la gente abajo y aturdirlos.Futuro corazón roto, argumentos, todo se puede prevenir si estoy muerto.Las reuniones familiares serán más satisfactorias, con el desperdicio de la camada de primos desaparecido.Algunas muertes pueden tener un impacto positivo como yo.Mi familia estará más cerca de tener que lidiar conmigo.Puedo dejar dinero para ellos con mi fallecimiento.

"If you stay alive for nothing else at all, do it for spite."Stolen from a friend's FB post. Gave me a good laugh, and the will to live for one more day. Hope it can help someone else.

"Si sigues con vida por nada más, hazlo por despecho".Robado del post FB de un amigo.Me dio una buena risa, y la voluntad de vivir por un día más.Espero que pueda ayudar a alguien más.

Posting motivational quotes everyday until I get bored day 2 Money can't buy you happiness but it buys all the things you don't have, EVEN FRIENDS

Publicando citas motivacionales todos los días hasta que me aburro día 2 El dinero no puede comprarte felicidad pero compra todas las cosas que no tienes, incluso amigos

JUST do this, don’t thinkDon’t think too much about this, JUST do it: - Find a quite place, where you’ll not get disturbed - You can sit or lay down for this - Close your eyes - Imagine a small river that flows. On that river there are some leaves. - Now put every, and i mean every, thought you have on a leave and let it flow down the river. Don’t make the river go faster of slower. Just observe as the thought flows on the river. - If you get distracted by a thought, it’s okay, just come back to the river again, and put that thought on a leave and let it flow. Do this for at least 3-5 mins.

Sólo haz esto, no piensesNo pienses demasiado en esto, sólo hazlo: - Encuentra un lugar bastante, donde no te molestes - Puedes sentarte o acostarte para esto - Cierra los ojos - Imagina un pequeño río que fluye.En ese río hay algunas hojas.- Ahora pon cada, y me refiero a cada, pensé que tienes de una licencia y dejar que fluya por el río.No hagas que el río vaya más rápido de más lento.Solo observa como el pensamiento fluye en el río. -Si te distraes por un pensamiento, está bien, vuelve al río de nuevo, y pon ese pensamiento en una licencia y deja que fluya.Haz esto por lo menos por 3-5 minutos.

I have come to the conclusion that I just don’t have a life, plain and simple I haven’t talked to a girl my age since the start of lockdown, I don’t have any friends at school, and the ones i have outside of school just don’t respond to my messages. I’m completely socially inept and I live for the weekends, I’m addicted to video games and barely come out of my room. I’m 4’11 at 14 and always think that people are judging me, and I don’t have any talents at all. I’m always stressing about my grades and can’t stop procrastinating. This is a rant but Jesus I live a sad life :/ I’m just making this post to vent bc I don’t have anyone to talk to other than myself. I don’t see how the future could change as I’ve felt this way since 7th grade, i keep telling myself things will get better but they never do. I hate my life and I don’t see a reason to keep trying

He llegado a la conclusión de que simplemente no tengo una vida, simple y simple que no he hablado con una chica de mi edad desde el comienzo del encierro, no tengo ningún amigo en la escuela, y los que tengo fuera de la escuela simplemente no responden a mis mensajes. Soy completamente inepto socialmente y vivo durante los fines de semana, soy adicto a los videojuegos y apenas salgo de mi habitación. Estoy 4’11 a 14 y siempre pienso que la gente me está juzgando, y no tengo ningún talento en absoluto. Siempre estoy estresado por mis calificaciones y no puedo dejar de procrastinar.Esto es un desposeído pero Jesús vivo una vida triste : / Estoy haciendo este post para ventilar bc No tengo a nadie que hablar con otro que yo mismo. No veo cómo el futuro podría cambiar como me he sentido de esta manera desde 7o grado, sigo diciéndome que las cosas se pondrán mejor pero nunca lo hacen.

Just wanna know if I’m not alone in this So anyone else think that relationships are over rated. I’ve been lead on, let down and heart broken in the past and I was done with feeling emotion and forming super close bonds with people. I’ve grown out of my shell a bit and I just wanna smash and go. Anyone with me???

Sólo quiero saber si no estoy solo en esto Así que cualquier otra persona piensa que las relaciones están sobrevaloradas.He sido líder en, defraudado y el corazón roto en el pasado y que había terminado con la sensación de emoción y la formación de lazos súper cercanos con la gente.He crecido de mi caparazón un poco y sólo quiero aplastar e ir.¿Alguien conmigo???

W-W-W-W-WAIT!!! STOP SCROLLING! Come here and get this beautiful, delicious easter chocolate bucket! Happy Easter!!!

W-W-W-W-WAIT!!! DETENER SCROLLING!Ven aquí y obtener este hermoso, delicioso cubo de chocolate de Pascua!Feliz Pascua!!!

Free steam coupons Hi there, recently, I was crafting some badges and got a few coupons out of them. I don't need them since the games aren't my favorite type, but maybe I can make someone else happy with them. Just in case you need to know: They expire in less than a week. I've got: Demonheart (-90%) 13,99 € --> 1.40 € When They Arrived (-75%) 3.29 € --> 0.83 € Cards of Cthulhu (-33%) 0.79 € --> 0.53 € Ashes of Immortality II - Bad Blood (-75%) 5.69 € --> 1.42 € Crawl (-66%) 14.99 € --> 5.10 € If anyone is interested, sent me a DM.

Cupones de vapor gratisHola, recientemente, estaba elaborando algunas insignias y conseguí algunos cupones de ellas.No los necesito ya que los juegos no son mi tipo favorito, pero tal vez pueda hacer feliz a alguien más con ellos.Sólo en caso de que necesites saber: Expiran en menos de una semana.Tengo: Demonheart (-90%)13,99 € --> 1.40 € Cuando llegaron (-75%)3.29 € --> 0.83 € Cartas de Cthulhu (-33%) 0.79 € --> 0.53 € Cenizas de Inmortalidad II - Mala Sangre (-75%)5.69 € --> 1.42 € Crawl (-66%) 14.99 € --> 5.10 €Si alguien está interesado, me envió un DM.

Guys I need you to bonk me #If you are horny. Fallen right into my trap! You may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting

Chicos, necesito que me arrojes #Si estás cachondo.¡Falsa justo en mi trampa!Puede que me hayas superado a mí, pero he superado a tu astucia.

Today was my birthday Today I got to play minecraft with 5 friends. Here's how that went 1. I played minecraft for 8.5 hours today. My siblings were annoyed because I wanted be in my room alone because I was on a vc. 2. One of my friends used a bunch of slabs to build a bridge from the top of a mountain down to the ground. 3. A different friend gave everyone flower pots with flowers planted in them. I got 2, a Lily of the Valley and an Azure Bluet. He has a very wholesome personality and thats my favorite part about him. 4. The same friend kept getting called a massive weeb by his twin brother, because he would talk about anime, even though his brother would correct him on every small inaccuracies he would say. 5. The same friend from 3 and 4 said "when you put a pokemon in the daycare, it would make them horny. Who goes to daycare to be horny?" 6. The same friend called drowns "pickaxe munchkins" and "angry boys" when he got attacked by them. 7. A different friend decided to tuck the boys into bed with pink carpet. 8. The friend who tucked the boys into bed created what we call pride sheep by having every color of sheep in a pen in our home area (except for the one guy in the mountains with the bridge). 9. I was the 2nd person to find diamonds but the first to mine them (the first was flower pot guy in a village chest), and I got to make the nether portal. So thats cool. I died in the nether tho. Today was a good day tho.

Hoy era mi cumpleaños Hoy tenía que jugar minecraft con 5 amigos.Así es como fue 1.Jugué minecraft durante 8.5 horas hoy.Mis hermanos estaban molestos porque quería estar en mi habitación solo porque estaba en un vc. 2.Uno de mis amigos usó un montón de losas para construir un puente desde la cima de una montaña hasta el suelo.3.Un amigo diferente le dio a cada uno macetas de flores con flores plantadas en ellos.Tengo 2, una Lily del Valle y un Azul Azul.Tiene una personalidad muy sana y esa es mi parte favorita de él.4.El mismo amigo siguió siendo llamado un moño masivo por su hermano gemelo, porque él hablaría de anime, aunque su hermano lo corregiría en cada inexactitudes pequeñas que él diría.5.El mismo amigo de 3 y 4 dijo "cuando pusiste un pokemon en la guardería, los pondría en celo.¿Quién va a la guardería a calentarse?".El mismo amigo llamó ahoga "pickaxe munchkins" y "chicos angustiados" cuando fue atacado por ellos.7.Un amigo diferente decidió meterse en la cama.8 con la alfombra de rosa.

I wish there was an off button.All the methods to commit suicide are so taxing to read through. The combination of lethality and pain and just the preparation itself... fuck. I want to go.

Me gustaría que hubiera un botón apagado.Todos los métodos para cometer suicidio son tan costosos para leer a través.La combinación de letalidad y dolor y sólo la preparación en sí... mierda.Quiero ir.

im so borrrrrred iiiimmmmm soooooo booooooooooooooooerd plz help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee also idk how people are so racist like apparently in Africa there is still slaves like i thought that shit was over

Así que borrrrrred iiiimmmmm soooooooooooooooooooord plz ayudar a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee también idk cómo la gente es tan racista como aparentemente en África todavía hay esclavos como pensé que la mierda había terminado

Life is too hardI feel like life it too hard. I dropped out of high school. Need to look for jobs. Develop a career. Learn social skills make friends meet girls... There's just too much struggle and I feel like I'd be better off dead

La vida es demasiado duraMe siento como la vida es demasiado duro.Renuncié a la escuela secundaria.Necesito buscar trabajo.Desarrollar una carrera.Aprender habilidades sociales hacer amigos conocer a las niñas...Hay demasiada lucha y siento que estaría mejor muerto

Wrote my final note tonightThought I don’t plan on needing to use it for another few years unless I face a crisis and really need to get out of here. To sum it up: “I failed as a sibling, child, and person. I am so sorry. Since I was little I knew I was stupid and a mistake. I never learned how to talk to others. Always so anxious and felt like I was gonna throw up. The few times I did open up to people it ended badly. I’ve constantly been the family embarrassment. It never even had to be said sometimes. When there was an event my older and younger siblings would go but I’d be left home. If mysterious be “sick” if people asked where I was. People also mentioned how weird I was and thought I was autistic at one point. I’m so sorry I failed. The other two are doing well and are good representations for the family. Please forget my existence happened. If I have any pets alive please give them to a good shelter if you don’t want them. I’m so sorry.”

Escribí mi nota final esta nochePensando que no planeo necesitarla para otros pocos años a menos que me enfrente a una crisis y realmente necesite salir de aquí.Para resumirlo: “Fracasé como un hermano, un niño y una persona.Lo siento mucho.Desde que era pequeña sabía que era estúpida y un error.Nunca aprendí cómo hablar con otros.Siempre tan ansioso y sentía que iba a vomitar.Las pocas veces que me abrí a la gente terminó mal.Siempre he sido la vergüenza de la familia.Nunca tuve que decirlo a veces.Cuando había un evento mis hermanos mayores y más pequeños iban a ir pero me iban a dejar en casa.Si fuera misterioso estaría “enfermo” si la gente me preguntara dónde estaba.La gente también mencionó lo raro que era y pensó que era autista en un momento.Lo siento mucho que fallé.Los otros dos lo están haciendo bien y son buenas representaciones para la familia.Por favor olvida mi existencia.Si tengo mascotas vivas, por favor, déles un buen refugio si no las quieres.Lo siento mucho.

wanna. kiss¿. ... kiss.

Quiero. beso... beso.

It's happening again..It's been 5 to 8 years since I've felt anything like this. I've been suicidal before, even attempted and at the time thankfully failed. I thought I was past it, I thought I'd grown above such bullshit. But, here I am again, feeling like there's no point to it all and really REALLY not wanting to be here, it's actually stronger than it ever was before. I don't even know what triggered it, it just came on, it wasn't really triggered by anything. I don't have any food money, the heating has been out for days and fuck knows when the electricity meter might run out, but those things didn't really trigger it. The only thing that I feel is worth being here for is my partner, of 4 years. But they understand, they'd be upset, but they would actually understand, that it can be better for this shit to stop. I actually don't know what to do with myself right now, I've wandered up and down the stairs three times this morning aimlessly, just, walking into rooms feeling like I should be doing something but not knowing what, I feel, I don't even know what I feel. I just don't want to be here.

Ha pasado de 5 a 8 años desde que sentí algo como esto.He sido suicida antes, incluso lo intenté y en el momento afortunadamente fracasé.Pensé que había pasado, pensé que había crecido por encima de esa mierda.Pero, aquí estoy otra vez, sintiendo que no tiene sentido y realmente no quiere estar aquí, en realidad es más fuerte que nunca.Ni siquiera sé lo que lo desencadenó, simplemente surgió, realmente no fue activado por nada.No tengo dinero para comida, la calefacción ha estado fuera por días y mierda sabe cuando el medidor de electricidad podría agotarse, pero esas cosas no lo activaron.Lo único que realmente siento que vale la pena estar aquí es mi compañero, de 4 años.Pero ellos entienden, estarían molestos, pero en realidad entenderían, que puede ser mejor para que esta mierda se detenga.Lo único que siento es que vale la pena estar aquí es por mi pareja, de 4 años.Pero ellos entienden, estarían molestos, pero en realidad entenderían, que puede ser mejor para que no me sienta, pero no debería estar aquí.

wish I was brave enough to cut my wrists againBeen feeling awful all day slept for hours got up went back to bed woke up at 5pm. Online friend who is my only friend rings me at 11pm shouts at me for being depressed again then hangs up told me ringing me was a mistake. I wish I could just leave this world now.

Ojalá fuera lo suficientemente valiente para cortarme las muñecas de nuevo.Sentirme horrible todo el día dormido durante horas se levantó y volvió a la cama despertó a las 5pm.Un amigo en línea que es mi único amigo me llama a las 11pm y me grita por estar deprimido otra vez y luego me cuelga me dice que llamarme fue un error.Ojalá pudiera dejar este mundo ahora.

How do i help a friend who has completely given up on life?Hi, never made a reddit post before so sorry for any mistakes or whatever. Im just gonna get into it. My friend has a history of trama, self harm, even attempted once and i just feel really helpless on what to do. He keeps saying hes tired and hes done with it all, tired of the flashbacks when he wakes up everyday, tried of having breakdowns.Hes tried medication, therapy for a few years, went to the hospital, it truly seems like hes done everything he can in his eyes. Im just so scared of what could happen, the only reason he hasnt done anything is because he wonders what i would do if he did. I really would like any advice here on what to do, i just feel so powerless. Hes a very special person in my life and i just want to do what i can. Thank you.

¿Cómo puedo ayudar a un amigo que ha renunciado por completo a la vida?Hola, nunca hice un post de reddit antes de lamentarse tanto por cualquier error o lo que sea.Voy a entrar en él.Mi amigo tiene una historia de trama, autolesión, incluso intentó una vez y me siento realmente impotente en qué hacer.Él sigue diciendo que está cansado y ha hecho con todo, cansado de los flashbacks cuando se despierta todos los días, trató de tener crisis.Él ha probado la medicación, la terapia durante unos años, fue al hospital, realmente parece que ha hecho todo lo que puede a sus ojos.Estoy tan asustado de lo que podría suceder, la única razón por la que ha hecho cualquier cosa es porque se pregunta lo que haría si lo hiciera.Realmente me gustaría cualquier consejo aquí sobre qué hacer, me siento tan impotente.Es una persona muy especial en mi vida y sólo quiero hacer lo que puedo.

Depression has killed my marriage. Now I want to die.I'm 28, husband is 29, and I'm in a sexless marriage. For years I wondered and thought it was me. Maybe I'm ugly, maybe he's just turned off by me, maybe maybe maybe. He would always say he didnt know why he just wouldnt make a move. I was always the one to do it first. Today, he finally told me that my depression and anxiety, living with it, has turned him off. He prefaced by saying he knows it wasn't my fault and that he knows I've been trying. He was also hesitant to speak on it out of fear of hurting my feelings. Here I am now, feelings hurt. I feel devastated, like a part of me, the hope I had that I could fix this has died. I've been on and off different medications. I've been to therapy. I've been trying. But nothing matters. My work doesnt matter. I dont matter. So now I'm here alone in my bed. Crying my eyes out to the point of exhaustion. I want to die. The only person keeping me here today is my mother. I know my death would break her heart... But I just feel so empty. I keep picturing myself slitting my wrist in the tub like a bad movie, or just overdosing on pills. I keep seeing myself running into traffic or driving off the side of the road. Maybe I dont have the guts idk. I just want this to be over. This pain isnt fun. Trying to catch my breath. Beating my head like it's an old television and I'm trying to get good reception, just hoping I can fix it... I dont want this. I want help to fix my brain. I hate myself for it. I hate him for not accepting me. I hate the world that lables mental illness. I hate this life. I hate having to live with these secret thoughts day in and day out. I hate that nobody knows me. I hate that I want to die.

La depresión ha matado mi matrimonio.Ahora quiero morir.Tengo 28, marido tiene 29 años, y estoy en un matrimonio sin sexo.Durante años me pregunté y pensé que era yo.Tal vez soy feo, tal vez él acaba de apagarse por mí, tal vez tal vez tal vez tal vez.Él siempre diría que no sabía por qué simplemente no haría un movimiento.Yo siempre fui el que lo hizo primero.Hoy, finalmente me dijo que mi depresión y ansiedad, viviendo con ella, lo ha apagado.Él prefacio diciendo que sabe que no fue mi culpa y que sabe que he estado intentando.Él también ha dudado en hablar sobre ello por miedo a herir mis sentimientos.Aquí estoy ahora, los sentimientos me han hecho daño.Me siento devastado, como una parte de mí, la esperanza de que podría arreglar esto ha muerto.He estado en y fuera de diferentes medicamentos.He estado en la terapia.He estado tratando.Pero nada importa.Mi trabajo no importa.Así que ahora estoy aquí solo en mi cama.

1984 is when..... I get banned from Arby’s after I shoved my cock up the soda fountain while screaming racial slurs

1984 es cuando .....Me prohíben de Arby’s después de que me metí mi polla por la fuente de refrescos mientras gritaba insultos raciales

My Weird kink Credit: u/potheadboyz So I have a super weird kink. I like my women a bit on the insane side. To be more specific, it turns me on if a girl holds a knife to my neck (in a joking way of course, interpret that how you will) it turns me on especially if we're making out or having sex. Also kinda turns me on if she treats me like property, like I belong to her (now I don't mean she uses me as a wallet). I know this is an unrealistic kink and there is no one in the world like this but it's something I fantasize about. Probably one of the weirdest kinks ever. I’ve never heard something so accurate

Mi extraño crédito de la perdiz: u/potheadboyzAsí que tengo una perdiz súper extraña.Me gusta mis mujeres un poco en el lado loco.Para ser más específico, me enciende si una chica sostiene un cuchillo en mi cuello (en una manera de broma, por supuesto, interpretar que cómo lo hará)me enciende especialmente si estamos besando o teniendo sexo.También me excita un poco si me trata como propiedad, como si yo le perteneciera a ella (ahora no quiero decir que me use como billetera).Sé que esto es una perdiz poco realista y no hay nadie en el mundo como esto, pero es algo de lo que fantaseo.Probablemente uno de los puntos más extraños nunca.Nunca he oído algo tan preciso.

ativan and alcoholhow's 200 mg of ativan and a lot of. alcohol,, will it kill me

ativan y alcoholhow 200 mg de ativan y mucho.alcohol, me matará

I'm nothing and I won't have anything enjoyable in my life.Firstly, I'm sorry for my bad English but I'm not a native speaker. So, I'm 18 years old boy and I've been planning to commit suicide for couple of months. I would probably do it already, if not the fact, that I doesn't want to hurt my mother and my friend. Maybe you're wondering why such a young lad like me is willing to do that. Well, I would rather ask: Why shouldn't I? There is no happiness for me, now or in the future. I think every person consciously or unconsciously is seeking for happiness, so what's the point of living where there is no hope for me, to be a happy man. I don't know if happiness isn't destined for me or I just not capable enough to reach it, but does it really matter? There's is not a good thing waiting for me, period. Everyone perceive happiness as a different thing. For me, happiness comes from social interactions and from making different people happy. It may sound a little bit ironic, considering the fact, that I have to cope with terrible anxiety, general akwardness and introversion. Maybe that's the reason why I want to commit suicide, happiness for me, comes from a thing that I'm not able to do. I was thinking about becoming an writer. That's a way, right? People will enjoy my books and everything will be fine. Well, there's the problem, I'm not good enough, to make it work. Although I enjoy writing, what's the fucking point, if it doesn't reach wider public? Secondly, I know it my sound kind of cheesy, but I don't think I can reach happiness without having a girlfriend. And, for me, having someone like that is not, almost impossible, it is just impossible. There are various reasons for that: \- I'm ugly and overweight \- I'm shy and introvertic \- I'm bad at having conversations \- I'm kind of a weirdo (I don't like generic music and stuff) \- etc. It is so painful for me that no women will ever love me, it's so fucking painful, man. And it's really not about sex, I don't give a fuck about sex, I can quickly jerk off and all of my lust is gone. It's about love and everything that comes with that. For the end I'm just gonna say, wish me, that someday I will gain enough braveness to finally jump off the bridge.

No soy nada y no tendré nada agradable en mi vida.Primero, lo siento por mi mal inglés pero no soy un hablante nativo.Así que, tengo 18 años y he estado planeando suicidarme durante un par de meses.Probablemente lo haría ya, si no fuera por el hecho de que no quiero hacer daño a mi madre y a mi amigo.Quizás te estés preguntando por qué un joven como yo está dispuesto a hacerlo.Bueno, preferiría preguntar: ¿Por qué no debería hacerlo?No hay felicidad para mí, ahora o en el futuro.Creo que cada persona consciente o inconscientemente está buscando felicidad, así que no hay un punto de vida donde no haya esperanza para mí, para ser un hombre feliz.No sé si la felicidad no está destinada para mí o simplemente no soy capaz de alcanzarla, pero sí importa?No hay una buena cosa que me espere a mí, período.

Is it just me or is there a 90% chance that if I post something in /r/Showerthoughts it will be deleted? Is this the hardest game on Reddit? /r/Showerthoughts

¿Es sólo yo o hay un 90% de probabilidades de que si pongo algo en /r/Showerthoughts será eliminado?¿Es este el juego más difícil en Reddit?/r/Showerthoughts

Just how much Fucking karma do you need to post on r/memes

¿Cuánto puto karma necesitas para publicar en r/memes

Okay bois, so I need to know if a plan of mine will work So, where do I begin? (From the begining, I know) but, It's kinda a long story, so I will try to make it as short as possible. So, a little while after my ex broke up with me (Early september I belive) I went to a whatssapp group with a friend of mine and met this girl, who I fell in love with a few days passed, we were dating, and it turns out that she talks about some +18 stuff, and then, my mom (Who is kinda a little bot too much religious) Saw one of those conversations about +18 stuff and took away my phne and almost killed me, beacuse You know ¨I shouldn't be thining that kind of stuff beacuse I am too young¨ (Altho my ex friends used to talk about +18 stuff everywhere and got nudes out of a girl once) Also, I wanna make something clear as a glass block behind another glass block in Minecraft: I know the risk of online dating, beacuse you might not know if behind that screen there isn't any beautyfull 14yo girl and there is instead a 36yo guy called Chuck, who will eventually convince you to meet behind a dumpster at 3:00am so he can kidnap you and eventually sell your kidneys on the dark web, butI know perfectly that my gf is really who she says, beacuse we sent photos of eachother very often, we made phone calls, and we even thought of videocalls. A few weeks passed after that and I couldn't do anything, and I found an old phone that I had, so I installed messenger to it and went with her, why? Beacuse I love her, she is the only one that understood me and she never desserted me and she is the only one that supported everything that I do, fast forward like two days ago, my mom found out that I was still talking with my gf and took my other phone away, yes, she was still talking about +18 stuff but not that frecuently, they even insulted her, something that I cannot take, they didn't even read how she supported me, they also saw one time where she told me to love my body (I had low self-steem) and they made fun of it and they wont listen to me when I try to tell them that she is not just a horny teenager. And here is where the title runs in, my mother told me that I will go to theraphy later this month, so, I know that they won't listen to me, but they will listen a theraphist, so when the right moment comes, I will talk about how they are basically judge a book by it's cover so they realise that she isnt what they think, and idk if it will work, what do you think?

De acuerdo bois, así que necesito saber si un plan mío va a funcionar Así que, ¿dónde empiezo?(Desde el principio, lo sé) pero, Es un poco una larga historia, así que voy a tratar de hacerlo lo más corto posible.Así que, un poco después de que mi ex rompió conmigo (September temprano yo belive) Fui a un grupo de whatsapp con un amigo mío y conocí a esta chica, que me enamoré de unos días pasados, estábamos saliendo, y resulta que ella habla de algunas cosas +18, y entonces, mi mamá (que es un poco un poco bot demasiado religioso) Vi una de esas conversaciones sobre +18 cosas y me quitó mi phne y casi me mató, beacuseUsted sabe ̈No debería estar adelgazando ese tipo de cosasBeacuse Soy demasiado joven ̈(Altho mis ex amigos solían hablar de +18 cosas por todas partes y consiguió desnudos fuera de una chica una vez)

I literally made you start breathing manually right now! And now you blink manually as well! Yes You're welcome! :) Yes

¡Literalmente te hice empezar a respirar manualmente ahora mismo!¡Y ahora también parpadeas manualmente!Sí ¡De nada!:)Sí

So um i just watched 2 girls 1 cup It wasn't that bad but i do agree, it's pretty disgusting

Así que um acabo de ver 2 chicas 1 taza No fue tan malo, pero estoy de acuerdo, es bastante asqueroso

I just got a Russian Hardbass song in my Spotify discover weekly this is amazing, i am honored to have it in my playlist

Acabo de conseguir una canción de Hardbass ruso en mi Spotify descubrir semanalmente esto es increíble, me siento honrado de tenerlo en mi lista de reproducción

A Lot of My Friends Are Toxic. Should I Leave Them? Additionally, How Should I Go About Making New Friends? Yeah. I’m doing school online so I can’t make friends at school. My friends and I fell off. We do not feel like friends anymore. I want to leave them. I want to make new friends. I’ve never had online friends before. Is that what I should do? I don’t know. I just want friends that I can do stuff with/hang out with/talk to. I haven’t had that in a very long time.

Muchos de mis amigos son tóxicos.¿Debería dejarlos?Además, ¿cómo debo ir a hacer nuevos amigos?Sí.Estoy haciendo la escuela en línea así que no puedo hacer amigos en la escuela.Mis amigos y yo nos caímos.Ya no nos sentimos como amigos.Quiero dejarlos.Quiero hacer nuevos amigos.Nunca he tenido amigos en línea antes.¿Es eso lo que debería hacer?No lo sé.Solo quiero amigos que puedan hacer cosas con/permanecer con/hablar con.No he tenido eso en mucho tiempo.

Just looking for some support.I've attempted suicide once, unsuccessfully, and actually for a bit afterwords felt like I made the wrong choice and deserved to stay alive. These days I just feel empty though, and I feel like I'm sleepwalking through my life. It's kind of funny that today is the cake day of this account, I guess it really must be something about this time of year. Fuck spring I guess. I've been really terribly depressed and I don't feel like I'm going to be able to claw my way out of this for a while. I don't know if I'm going to even graduate anymore as my second semester grades have reached a rock bottom. I used to be an A and B, very occasional C student, but currently I have two F's, one D, and C's across the board elsewhere. Even if I do pull things up I don't think that the college I was admitted to will still allow me to enroll, as I'm fairly certain this big of a plummet in grades will result in a rescinding of my admission. I had my senior recital last Tuesday, a show I spent months practicing for, but got so anxious once I got on stage that I had to stop halfway through my set because I was butchering every song and walked off stage in tears. I've started having behavioral problems because I just feel angry and want to act on it which led to me getting my first behavioral referral due to me calling out a teacher on Facebook and being reported for it, my friends use me for my car and my money and stop hanging out with me when I cut them off but I'm so desperate for interaction that I keep them around. My parents are disappointed and worried, I can't find success in any of things I want to be good at and I'm really not sure what I'm doing anymore. I think I'm going to kill myself soon, I just don't know how. I really wish my life wasn't a perpetual cycle of shitty days.

He intentado suicidarme una vez, sin éxito, y en realidad por un poco de epílogo sentí que tomé la decisión equivocada y merecí permanecer con vida.Sin embargo, estos días me siento vacía, y siento que estoy sonámbulo a través de mi vida.Es curioso que hoy sea el día de la tarta de esta cuenta, supongo que realmente debe ser algo sobre esta época del año.Supongo que la primavera de mierda.He estado terriblemente deprimida y no siento que vaya a poder salir de esta manera por un tiempo.No sé si voy a graduarme ya que mis segundo semestres han alcanzado un fondo de rock.Solía ser una estudiante de A y B, muy ocasional de C, pero actualmente tengo dos F, una D y una C a través de la junta en otro lugar.Incluso si saco las cosas para arriba, no creo que la universidad que admití todavía me permita inscribirme, ya que estoy bastante seguro de que este gran número de calificaciones resultará en un cierre de mi admisión.

i don’t wanna live anymorei’ve been cutting a lot and super deep lately. the guy who broke up with me just a few days ago is already dating someone new, and i’m pretty sure he broke up with me just to be with them. im never good enough for anyone. i’ll always be left for someone else. i cant sleep. please just fucking help me i don’t wanna be here anymore

No quiero vivir más he estado cortando mucho y muy profundo últimamente.el tipo que rompió conmigo hace sólo unos días ya está saliendo con alguien nuevo, y estoy bastante seguro de que rompió conmigo sólo para estar con ellos.im nunca lo suficientemente bueno para nadie.i siempre se quedará para alguien más.i no puedo dormir.por favor, sólo ayúdame joder no quiero estar aquí más

Anyone that identifies as LGBT wants to chat with a fellow bi guy? I’m bored and looking for people my age (17-19) that also identify as LGBT.

¿Alguien que se identifique como LGBT quiere charlar con un compañero bi?Estoy aburrido y buscando personas de mi edad (17-19) que también se identifican como LGBT.

Someone help, talk to me.I've tried talking to help lines and they don't care. My story is to complex for anyone to take the time listen and help me. Someone talk to me before I go crazy. Please.

Alguien me ayude, hábleme.He tratado de hablar con las líneas de ayuda y no les importa.Mi historia es compleja para que cualquiera se tome el tiempo de escucharme y ayudarme.Alguien me hable antes de que me vuelva loco.Por favor.

Life is not worth living if there's nothing to enjoyFuck anyone who says anywise

La vida no vale la pena vivir si no hay nada para disfrutar.

A sufficient reason not to kill yourselfWith the lockdown, you can’t fantasise about your crush and the 1,5 friends you have left to be at the funeral. You’ll have to wait 😀 It’s worked with me today. She’d be so beautiful in a black dress, with her hair on the side like she does when she needs to be elegant in formal situations. Can’t waste that opportunity.

Una razón suficiente para no matarteCon el encierro, no puedes fantasear con tu amor y los 1,5 amigos que te quedan para estar en el funeral.Tendrás que esperar Ha trabajado conmigo hoy.Ella sería tan hermosa en un vestido negro, con su pelo en el lado como lo hace cuando necesita ser elegante en situaciones formales.No puede desperdiciar esa oportunidad.

I wish I could change my name to Seymour. I really like that name. Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler

Me gustaría poder cambiar mi nombre a Seymour.Me gusta mucho ese nombre.Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler Filler

I’m 22, 23 this weekend, I started wanting to kill myself when I was 14.It’s been 9 years that I can’t really remember, I’m slowly disappearing and no ones noticing. I’m settling into the idea of taking my own life. I want to write a will because I’ve collected a lot of nice things I’d want my siblings to have, I’ve deleted all social media and not on purpose but I’ve lost a lot of friends. Living is sad for me, dying is peace.

Tengo 22, 23 este fin de semana, empecé a querer suicidarme cuando tenía 14 años. Han pasado 9 años que realmente no puedo recordar, estoy desapareciendo lentamente y nadie se da cuenta. Me estoy adaptando a la idea de quitarme la vida. Quiero escribir un testamento porque he recogido muchas cosas buenas que quisiera que mis hermanos tuvieran, he eliminado todas las redes sociales y no a propósito, pero he perdido muchos amigos. Vivir es triste para mí, morir es paz.

I just want someone to call me daddy *cry cry* And sometimes I wanna call someone daddy... #😭

Sólo quiero que alguien me llame papá * grito de llanto * y a veces quiero llamar a alguien papá ...

ALL MY PROCRASTINATOR FRIENDS ON HERE I know this has been posted long ago, but there is a website, https://www.corrupt-a-file.net/ which renders a word, power point, video or image file unreadable. HAND IN A BROKEN FILE TO YOUR TEACHER TO EARN FREE EXTRA TIME. I don’t recommend using it on teachers who are good with technology though. The teacher will likely say it didn’t work a few days ago and ask you to hand it in again, and you can blame technology for failing. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

TODOS MIS AMIGOS PROCRASTINADORES EN AQUÍ Sé que esto ha sido publicado hace mucho tiempo, pero hay un sitio web, https://www.corrupt-a-file.net/ que hace ilegible una palabra, un punto de poder, un archivo de vídeo o de imagen.HAND EN UN ARCHIVO ROCADO A SU PROFESIONAL PARA CONSERVAR EL TIEMPO EXTRA GRATUITO.No recomiendo usarlo en profesores que son buenos con la tecnología sin embargo.El profesor probablemente dirá que no funcionó hace unos días y le pedirá que lo entregue de nuevo, y puede culpar a la tecnología por fallar.Gracias por venir a mi charla TED.

Thinking of hopping in a cab and offing myself deep in the woodsMaybe it'll be easier... that way no one I know will find me

Pensando en saltar en un taxi y bajarme en el bosque quizá sea más fácil... de esa manera nadie que conozca me encontrará.

TIL Nobody actually takes your mental illness and suicidal thoughts seriously, even your doctors and therapists.Everybody thinks you're just being immature or finding excuses for your failures. The only time they realise that you're really in trouble and need supports and helps is when it's all too late. You might think the "professionals" would act totally different. But the truth is that the therapist I met literally told me to grow up and be responsible, and that the doctor I saw more or less implied he couldn't help and wouldn't care as long as it's my life not his child's. I'm trying to gather the courage to off myself within one or two days. Don't want to live through a life I'm incapable of living through while nobody cares at all.

Hasta que nadie se tome en serio tu enfermedad mental y tus pensamientos suicidas, incluso tus médicos y terapeutas.Todo el mundo piensa que solo estás siendo inmaduro o buscando excusas para tus fracasos.La única vez que se dan cuenta de que realmente estás en problemas y necesitas apoyos y ayuda es cuando todo es demasiado tarde.Puedes pensar que los "profesionales" actuarían totalmente diferente.Pero la verdad es que el terapeuta que conocí literalmente me dijo que creciera y fuera responsable, y que el médico que vi más o menos insinuó que no podía ayudar y no le importaría mientras mi vida no fuera de su hijo.Estoy tratando de reunir el valor para mí mismo dentro de uno o dos días.No quiero vivir una vida que soy incapaz de vivir mientras a nadie le importa en absoluto.

Considering suicideaIm trans and will never have the body that i want. I feel so trapped. Of course i dont WANT to die, but like, my only options are to live and be miserable with myself, or finally be free from all this shit. The latter sounds way better really.

Considerando el suicidio soy trans y nunca tendré el cuerpo que quiero.Me siento tan atrapado.Por supuesto que no QUIERO morir, pero como, mis únicas opciones son vivir y ser miserable conmigo mismo, o finalmente estar libre de toda esta mierda.Esto último suena mucho mejor realmente.

I'm here for something different.I constantly think about killing myself, ending it all. I have gotten to the point of wanting to do it and even formulating a plan, but never taken steps to do it. I don't currently want to die, I want to leave. I would like advice on how to leave. - I live in the Midwest (US) - Under 18 - Access to physical goods totaling over 10k~ (3k Cash, ext) - No licence (car) - Parents split, much freedom - Passport - Gay male I guess this might be the wrong sub, someone can tell me if it is. I just... I don't necessarily want to die, I just want the situation to change. Maybe I'm depressed I don't know. I just want to leave, get it all over with. Maybe i'm just a spoiled brat, idk. Thanks Edit: By leave I mean get as far away from the midwest as possible.

Estoy aquí por algo diferente.Pienso constantemente en suicidarme, terminarlo todo.He llegado al punto de querer hacerlo e incluso formular un plan, pero nunca he tomado medidas para hacerlo.No quiero morir, quiero irme.Me gustaría consejos sobre cómo irme.- Vivo en el Medio Oeste (EE.UU.) -Menos de 18 años - Acceso a bienes físicos que suman más de 10k~ (3k Cash, ext) - Sin licencia (coche) - Padres divididos, mucha libertad - Pasaporte - Hombre gay Supongo que este podría ser el submarino equivocado, alguien puede decirme si lo es.Yo sólo...Yo no necesariamente quiero morir, sólo quiero que la situación cambie.Tal vez estoy deprimido no sé.Solo quiero irme, terminar con todo.Tal vez soy un mocoso mimado, idk.Gracias Editar: Al marcharme me refiero a alejarme del medio oeste como sea posible.

I just keep ending up in the same placeEvery time I start feeling good or being happy I end up in the same dark place. I get to thinking about my life and what I have in the future and none of it is good. I feel like I've already failed and fucked everything up, with school and my family. And with my best friend I feel like I irritate him so much. Like I constantly am feeling down and depressed and I can tell he knows, and I feel so fucking guilty. And it just keeps spiraling more and more to where I want to kill myself. I end up hurting myself physically and then I feel even worse and it happens over and over. I want it all to stop. I really wish there were a way for me to just stop living with no pain or chance to second guess myself. I want it over right now.

Cada vez que empiezo a sentirme bien o feliz termino en el mismo lugar oscuro.Me pongo a pensar en mi vida y en lo que tengo en el futuro y nada de eso es bueno.Siento que ya he fallado y jodido todo, con la escuela y mi familia.Y con mi mejor amigo siento que lo irrita tanto.Como me siento constantemente deprimido y deprimido y puedo decirle que sabe, y me siento tan jodidamente culpable.Y sigue en espiral cada vez más hasta donde quiero matarme.Me lastimo físicamente y luego me siento aún peor y sucede una y otra vez.Quiero que todo se detenga.Realmente deseo que haya una manera de dejar de vivir sin dolor ni oportunidad de adivinarme a mí mismo.Quiero que esto termine ahora mismo.

r/Teenagers be like me, obviously the person who has depreshon and ashiety: i love dick my bad bad baddie mom >:( : fuck you lol i`m so bad also me, again because i`m a fighter brave scrub: *actually destroys mom`s arguments because am young and she is boomer my mom (who also is trump supporter): fuck you lol me, for gods sake: ok boomer literally margaret tatcher incarnated: YOU TROLLED ME! STOOPID DIE I HATE U I AM A SOCIOPATH IN UR HISTORY AND NO ONE LOVES U XD edit: OMG thanks you guys for this, i surely made a funny relatable meme, we are getting to 6 zetallion karma! edit2: my mom die lol now i have her onlyfans accunt edit 3: i commited war crimes in bosnia

r/Teenagers ser como yo, obviamente la persona que tiene depreshon y ashiety: me encanta la polla mi mala mala mala mala mamá >:( : mierda lol yo soy tan malo también yo, de nuevo porque soy un valiente luchador matorral: *realmente destruye los argumentos de mamá porque soy joven y ella es boomer mi mamá (que también es mejor partidario): mierda me lol, por el amor de Dios: ok boomer literalmente margaret tatcher encarnado: ME TRADUCISTE MÁS MÁS HIJO YO HATEU YO SOCIO UN SOCIOPATH EN UR HISTORY ANDNO ONE LOVE U XD edit: OMG gracias chicos por esto, sin duda hice un divertido meme relatable, estamos llegando a 6 zetallion karma! edit2: mi mamá die lol ahora tengo su único fans accunt edición 3: I cometed war crimes in bosnia

a tip for the people of reddit on gay night we are the gays

un consejo para la gente de Reddit en la noche gay somos los gays

I can’t live with myself anymoreI’m a truly awful human being, I just can’t stand to be me anymore. I’ve had depression for so fucking long. No matter what I do, no matter what meds I take, no matter what therapist I see, it doesn’t go away. It makes my life unbearable. It has become so exhausting to even breathe. I’m unbearable in of itself. My appearance is disgusting, my personality annoys everyone. I’m bi in a town full of homophobic people. I’m dumb and can’t do anything right. I don’t know if anything exists after death but if something does, I hope the next life is better than this one.

Ya no puedo vivir conmigo mismo.No importa lo que haga, no importa qué medicamentos tome, no importa qué terapeuta vea, no desaparece.Hace que mi vida sea insoportable.Se ha vuelto tan agotador respirar.Soy insoportable en sí mismo.Mi apariencia es repugnante, mi personalidad molesta a todos.Estoy bi en una ciudad llena de gente homófoba.Soy tonto y no puedo hacer nada bien.No sé si algo existe después de la muerte, pero si algo lo hace, espero que la próxima vida sea mejor que esta.

I'm testing to see if I can post 📫 Hello r/teenagers

Estoy probando para ver si puedo publicar Hola r/adolescentes

I'm a waste of spaceI didn't ask to be born. Everyone around me would be so much better if I wasn't around. My family has made it clear that they'd be alot happier if I wasn't around. I wish I had the the courage to end myself. Maybe one day I will. I'm miserable almost every day and I don't want to go on if this is what the rest of my life will be like. I such a pathetic loser I wish I could sleep forever.

Soy un desperdicio de espacioNo pedí nacer.Todo el mundo a mi alrededor sería mucho mejor si no estuviera cerca.Mi familia ha dejado claro que estarían mucho más felices si no estuviera cerca.Ojalá tuviera el valor de acabar conmigo mismo.Tal vez un día lo haga.Soy miserable casi todos los días y no quiero seguir si esto es lo que será el resto de mi vida.Soy un perdedor tan patético que desearía poder dormir para siempre.

So how do I go about dating? Okay I’m a 5’9” male, I like FPS games, sandbox games, stealth games, model painting, you get the idea. I’m looking for females but I honestly have no clue how to approach this since I barely know how to start a conversation, or really how to talk in general. Help.

Así que, ¿cómo voy a salir? Vale, soy un hombre de 5’9”, me gustan los juegos FPS, juegos de caja de arena, juegos sigilosos, pintura modelo, tienes la idea.Estoy buscando mujeres, pero honestamente no tengo ni idea de cómo abordar esto, ya que apenas sé cómo iniciar una conversación, o realmente cómo hablar en general.Ayuda.

They say, "guess who just kissed a girl?!" But never, "guess who kissed the homie goodnight" Kinda sad, the homie need some love too. Filler filler Kiss your homie goodnight <3

Ellos dicen, "adivina quién acaba de besar a una chica?"Pero nunca, "adivina quién besó a la homie goodnight" Un poco triste, el homie necesita un poco de amor también.Filler relleno Besa a tu homie goodnight <3

I'd totally smash 1471 Would you fuck a skip 🤔🤔

Yo rompería totalmente 1471 ¿Te cogerías un salto

Need some Cool peeps to chat on discord w I don’t mind what age or gender but I’m 15 and male. Dm me if ya want my username

Necesito algunas personas cool para charlar sobre la discordia wI no importa qué edad o género, pero tengo 15 años y masculino.Dm me si quieres mi nombre de usuario

I'm only 14F and very depressed. I'm not sure what I should do.I have really major depression and I've been feeling suicidal and empty since the first grade. I've always got bullied because of my appearance and because I'm stupid, etc. It got bad to a point where I just wanted to take online school, and so I did. It was going fine until I got too depressed to even do anything. I'm most likely going to get held back.(I actually got held back before in first grade because I have a learning disability. :/) I see no hope at all for my future. I'm stupid, very stressed, anxious, I have no irl friends, I lack social skills, I can't do things for myself, and I'm addicted to the internet. My family is emotionally abusive and because of them and bullying is most likely why I have depression in the first place. Anyway, sorry if this is too long or whatever. I also don't know how to put my feelings in words, so I'm sorry if this is a confusing read.

Estoy solo 14F y muy deprimido.No estoy seguro de lo que debo hacer.Tengo una depresión muy grande y me he estado sintiendo suicida y vacío desde el primer grado.Siempre me han acosado por mi apariencia y porque soy estúpido, etc.Se puso mal hasta un punto en el que sólo quería ir a la escuela en línea, y así lo hice.Está bien hasta que me deprimí demasiado para hacer cualquier cosa.Es muy probable que me retengan.(En realidad me retuvieron antes del primer grado porque tengo una discapacidad de aprendizaje.:/)No veo ninguna esperanza en absoluto para mi futuro.Estoy estúpida, muy estresada, ansiosa, no tengo amigos de ira, no tengo habilidades sociales, no puedo hacer cosas por mí misma, y soy adicta al internet.Mi familia es emocionalmente abusiva y por eso es muy probable que tenga depresión en primer lugar.De cualquier manera, lo siento si esto es demasiado largo o lo que sea.También no sé cómo poner mis sentimientos en palabras, así que lo siento si esto es confuso.

Secrets shall be revealed here today people ask how I got so much karma with such a low age account so heres the secret Go to r/pics or r/PoliticalHumor and post a picture of a minority (Eg Homeless, black, mexican) making a statement against trump, this statement can be on twitter ([I used this one](https://i.redd.it/46m6mwqavft41.png)) You cannot use twitter on r/pics so for this sub you use protest signs or as I used a homeless sign, before you do this ensure they cant check your profile and see you are active on a sub like r/PoliticalCompassMemes but if some one notices and comments then just ignore it and dont even defend your self (I made this mistake and am now perma banned from pics) If you have done all this right then you should have a post in hot with some awards, if this doesn't work the first time repeat until it does because eventually it will. You can also use r/politics and find a headline about something dumb republicans did but this sub has an account age time You may also use r/blackpeopletwitter and find a black guy making fun of trump, this one will also usually work And once you have gotten all that karma and awards you delete that shit so it doesn't stain your account and you can easily do it again, have fun!

Los secretos se revelarán aquí hoy la gente pregunta cómo conseguí tanto karma con una cuenta de edad tan baja así que aquí el secreto Ir a r/pics o r/politicalHumor y publicar una foto de una minoría (Eg Homeless, black, mexican) haciendo una declaración contra trump, esta declaración puede estar en twitter ([Utilicé éste] (https://i.redd.it/46m6mwqavft41.png)))Usted no puede usar twitter en r/pics por lo que para este sub usted utiliza signos de protesta o como yo usé un signo de indigencia, antes de que usted haga esto asegúrese de que no puede comprobar su perfil y ver que usted está activo en un sub como r/politicalCompassMemesbut si algunos avisos y comentarios luego simplemente lo ignoran y ni siquiera defienden a sí mismo (he cometido este error y ahora perma prohibido de fotos)Si usted ha hecho todo este derecho entonces usted debe tener un post en caliente con algunos premios, si esto no funciona hasta que finalmente lo hará porque sí.

I’ve started to get happy at the thoughts of my suicide.Like I’ve had suicidal thoughts for ages now and they used to make me feel like shit. Then I just had a sudden realisation that maybe I should be dead and the whole reason I am feeling like this all of the time is that I am meant to be dead. After that I started to feel happy about the suicidal thoughts. Like I’ve imagined my whole suicide, like my parents finding my body hanging in my room, all of my friends finding out, my mum fucking crying at my funeral, the whole thing, and it made me fucking happy, it’s the only thing that really makes me feel happy now. Which just shows how fucking selfish I am really.

He empezado a sentirme feliz ante los pensamientos de mi suicidio.Como he tenido pensamientos suicidas desde hace años y solían hacerme sentir como una mierda.Luego me di cuenta de que tal vez debería estar muerto y la razón por la que me siento así todo el tiempo es que estoy destinado a estar muerto.Después de eso empecé a sentirme feliz por los pensamientos suicidas.Como me he imaginado todo mi suicidio, como mis padres encontrando mi cuerpo colgado en mi habitación, todos mis amigos encontrándome, mi madre llorando en mi funeral, todo eso, y me hizo jodidamente feliz, es lo único que realmente me hace sentir feliz ahora.Lo que demuestra lo jodidamente egoísta que soy realmente.

Scared sister is going to do itMy dad and my sister have never been good friends. Today they started screaming at each other, my sister started swearing (we're Christians) and my dad tried to hit my sister (but I stopped him). She said she couldn't take it anymore and ran to her room. I'm scared out of my life that she's going to kill herself. What do/can I do?

Mi padre y mi hermana nunca han sido buenos amigos.Hoy empezaron a gritarse el uno al otro, mi hermana empezó a jurar (somos cristianos) y mi padre trató de golpear a mi hermana (pero lo detuve).Ella dijo que no podía soportarlo más y corrió a su habitación.Estoy asustada de mi vida de que se va a suicidar.¿Qué puedo hacer/puedo hacer?

What happened to the male snoo? Just saw a post about it and noticed the sub Reddit icon. Why did they remove the male snoo? Did something happen?

¿Qué pasó con el snoo masculino?Apenas vi un post al respecto y noté el icono sub Reddit.¿Por qué quitaron el snoo masculino?¿Pasó algo?

GET MONEY YA YA GET MONEY YA YA LIKE OOOOOOH OOOOOOOH

Consigue dinero Ya Ya Consigue dinero Ya Ya Como OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My boyfriend ghosted me on Valentines day Shit sucks But he hasn't really been himself for about a week so he might be have something going on right now and just wants to keep to himself which I understand so I'll try to talk to him tomorrow

Mi novio me asustó en el día de San Valentín mierda mierda Pero él realmente no ha sido él mismo durante una semana así que puede ser que tenga algo pasando en este momento y sólo quiere mantener para sí mismo que entiendo así que voy a tratar de hablar con él mañana

When will redditors realize most videos on hot are from tiktok? seriously like tik tok isnt that bad, u can literally make ur tik tok page whatever content u want.

Cuando redditors se dará cuenta de que la mayoría de los videos en caliente son de tiktok?seriously como tik tok ist tan malo, u literalmente puede hacer ur tik tok página cualquier contenido que desee.

I don’t like peanut butter It’s sticky, overrated and smells weird. And it gets everywhere.

No me gusta la mantequilla de maníEs pegajosa, sobrevalorada y huele rara.Y llega a todas partes.